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They look like it
Also, although
Yeah, they looks bad because this camera angle sucks. It looks bad
But when I'm moving I rel you know, I know I it's aura
like
I'm moving around it looks it looks all right. It looks it's nice like oh my god. It is though. What it actually is though
No, I can't this chat bugging
I mean, I'm not getting here good. I don't I don't time. Oh
I can get one over there. He probably has people on on set for sure
But yeah, I don't think it would look good it
Yeah, it would look like last time like way back in days and
Who's on the way it is you go down natural. Yeah, I mean yeah, but it's it's for the my mr. Beast video
I think it looks fine in
Yeah, I need to get the raccoon our hair
here
chat, chat, chat, what about the cat in the head?
ah, hair
i mean, that's it, we can't go hard though
i mean, chat, and he doesn't know that
like this, let me check him
Why is I can't we will to get this it would look more like this
What is this
It would look like this but even worse this is this is about a weekend as a week and a half in it like
Yeah, there's no yes. I have there's a choice here. There's no choice here. Like I'm fucked
Like that's awful. I mean it you know because look this has the depth you can
don't see but here the the begin the scouting is like a point zero one
micrometer brown and also do the lip piercing probably it's it's no it's not
good yeah I'm dying it's not good. I want to play reverse needle but I don't think I'll be able to
I mean, I don't have one tap a game.
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I don't think he didn't like sequels.
It's good I found that 39 wall, that was just crazy.
Okay, I don't think I have an accent, but I do here. I have an extra one
Oh 68 months, they're fighting each other we're good
That's fucking stupid.
New York State Attorney General are suing Valve for promoting illegal gambling with cases
in it.
You'll have to take all skins in CS2, as likely why Valve will focus on the Armory Pass and
Genesis terminal after a different case isn't offer skins maybe bad thoughts
What
When a weapon case and skin keep them valve is it this is reflected graphically by a padlock
You know the padlock doesn't mean shit you moron you did I hate lawyers. I'm sorry. I know these are studying a law, okay?
The charades you guys have to play in court is fucking insane, okay?
It's the most boomer shit of all time. It's describing it. Bro, you act like the padlock means anything in it, bro
A bunch of other cases, a bunch of other shit, and other things, it just opens
The key in padlock doesn't do with anything
It is, what it does, it literally doesn't, it doesn't
Like it doesn't matter what opens it who the fuck cares you have to pay to open it. That's it. It's all the matters like I don't get it I
Think it's just stupid it like
Dude the padlock is irrelevant
Do it once a user has in their case either to end game drop a person on the same market exam to see the list of skin
They might win if they elect to predict a key or irrelevant
Then it is referred to as the drop list.
Okay, chat, what if there was a chance,
they're small to get a key in the game though?
Because you can also buy it if you want to.
Does that change the data?
Because if there's a way to get it for free,
technically, it changed everything, I think.
It's like sweepstakes, right?
If you're the way to enter by mail,
It's usually a scam let's be honest. They don't fucking they don't give a shit about the fucking emails and emails, okay?
You have a oh, yeah, if you send an email or or mail to the fucking pigeon voyager
You get one entry and you can buy fucking five entries with fucking $10 or whatever. It's it's fucking better for you
Yeah, I think it's a very lying fruit of a case
And this is guess probably trying to get like promoters and like that try to get a big case going
But this is the good and go fucking nowhere because it's a shit fucking case
What have done that? What a waste of- Attorney General, is that tax for the money?
Is it tax for the money? What a waste of tax for the money? I don't even know what people fund this shit. What a fucking joke
Fucking dog shit
Simple as that, when it's a Trump, they're interesting. I mean, I mean, there's an attorney general
The suit cleanses in his target's children that promotes addiction and has generated billions for valves through random paid openings
You know, yo, yo buddy, buddy, what about the predatory fucking ass dog shit?
Microtransaction fucking mobile game scam. That's a one-click buyout for thousands of dollars that the fucking mom has
The children have at disposal. This is the layers of separation
Towards harm are dramatically increased for this system compared to the prediction on the fucking phone
So what the fuck I'm talking about here, man. This does nothing for nobody get a job
It's not what about is a man
Dude, it's like saying oh guys it we have to catch
The fucking the robbers the criminals because it's so many poor ballers everywhere. Yeah, so let's I don't know
I don't know what this is Ben analogy reset reset
Ben analogy reset
It's not what that is. It's the reality. It's like it's like saying we're bleeding money because of robbers
Because of because of thieves. Let's fix this. Let's see. Let's um
Let's install a camera at the fucking corner store where the fucking
Elementary school kids go to so that we see if we catch them red-handed it. It's it's not it's a that would be a
a drop in the bucket compared to the overall robberies happening. You know what I mean?
It would be a small time store would be a drop in the bucket, because all the robberies,
it's bad predation of harm. Yo. I'll get that analogy, but I'm over it.
A website that pays the players to throw ranked games, it says thing back last year.
Bounties on griefer. They're gonna six different game. They don't watch my models
Yeah, I mean people do this shit at the end of time check
Guys guys people been doing this to me for years. You guys you guys it's called a throwing discord
It's crazy. He's all about this yet
It's called the throwing discord people go into my they they actually have this court
They snuck again into my shit. I'm not I'm not kidding
No. Help. Get a haircut homeless, my next excuse now.
do the mess what what he's doing wait
do it okay 324 village and you see if you see this is it this is the error is
It's the error, you know what I'm saying, you said this?
Oh dude, it was a 0.3% or, where's the comment at?
If the scan is 0.3% off on the accuracy,
it doesn't mean shit, it doesn't mean anything.
You have it or you don't.
You have it or you don't, sir.
Anything passed, I think it's like 80% is guaranteed.
Because if you check the errors way off
On the other side, it'll never go to the other one.
It just won't.
Because it's too far away.
The margins don't need anything.
Anyway, why wait, wait?
I mean, what is he doing?
Oh, he did the bow die that's why did that if I fuck the bow die
Yeah, I mean then then then it's not they then it's not unlucky that he didn't get it. It's he didn't fuck you fucked it
I'm doing anything that's 80% is guaranteed on stands
Dude what the fuck is he doing?
It's so bad man, I don't even know what to say about it, it's so bad man, jeez man,
I mean he's gonna get it chat, I mean, he gets things like that man, I don't know
what he's gonna, what's next run?
That scene is worse.
I like that.
Eh!
Alright, that's what I'm talking about.
What he doesn't say in Russian.
Back to the...
Yo, yo, yo if you tally up the data, okay
Getting a back-to-back better than I've ever gone in my last
200 hours back-to-back is
Chat it's in the it's and it's in the billions. It's in the billions
Would it be it's a mathematical
improbability oh
My god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Yo, that is so happy
I don't know what that is.
Yo, yo, yo, honestly chat, guys, at this point, guys, do we have the data packet he has?
Alright, better safe then.
Do we, like, do we know what is the audio packet?
That wise man was there?
Sorry.
Okay, no rinsing.
He doesn't have anything.
This guy is dead.
Staying dead.
Alright, don't be tongue.
Don't be tongueers.
Nice and easy, doesn't it?
Alright, nice and easy.
No!
No falling lava.
Check, does that even work?
So does that even want it?
There is no way forcing this this luckier would see us.
Not bad!
Okay, that was...
Yo, that's not bad at all!
Yo, that's not bad at all actually.
I'm getting the AI bugs out at the bottom, no?
So the routing must be off, no?
Because why is it not standard?
Triple
Yo, I'm not taking a risk and think the biggest risk I've ever seen it's insane. There is maniac person bro
Slick and it slipped in easily
How much, wait, how many was that?
I mean, I mean, this is the game you run, oh, wait, yeah.
Chara Chara, is this game you record?
How could this not be recorded?
I mean, that's early entry, double structure,
30 lobby, that's incidental women.
Let's grab a few more of these.
Yo, come on, bro.
That thing's... Hello?
Okay, and how do we go?
Check. It is in pot.
I'm not kidding.
If you're a good runner,
you cannot possibly not finish the run here.
This is a sub-footing game.
Okay.
Nice and easy, nice and easy.
Go one third.
I see the thingy over there.
I hear something.
Now for it, it's unlocked as fuck.
I'm barely ever in chat anymore, but I promise I'm still here in excuse now.
I think I need to kill my Jorya.
Okay.
Is there one more?
Yo, hit some food. Is he gonna eat food?
What is he doing?
Yo, this is a drop right there. Brother.
Oh, yeah, nice. Thank you. These look weird and lucky. Yo, is it like, is it like veggie?
Yeah, but is it like a vegetarian though?
No, I like it. I like it.
Yeah, please.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my god, that's really bad.
Rebuild the portal here.
Here.
Ew!
Did you drop it?
These robberies are crazy.
Stick out of eight?
He's gonna forget to do the lava thing.
Lava project.
I want to go to the normal.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't know how it works up here.
Huh?
I have to jump down or what?
I jumped down.
I forgot this works, I forgot this one, I forgot that the boat works there.
Usually you stay where you're at, no?
Where is the fucking...
I can't see my program.
You have to see when you go from blue boat to green boat, right?
..
How is he getting these Auraamaranas runs?
You need to start believing X and you will get less attention to all your funds.
May I get a welcome to the jungle?
Exoc...
Ah we got 100...
Oh, oh, I see splashing it's black. I see it. I see it
Eleven blocks away we need to build between 35 and what is it 55?
Is that washing okay, I'm gonna leave with the numbers. You can't see it
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Alright, uh, minus 9 to 2 and uh, minus 2 and 3 to 8.
Yeah, I'm not getting, even with no practice, I sub-12 the seed.
I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
If you put me in there, I sub-12 the shit.
I guarantee it, guaranteed it.
I don't have to throw on that item though.
How does this just fucking F3C again?
Alright, minus 9, 2, 238s.
I mean, this is a worker, see?
Chad, this is a worker.
Is 58 okay?
Or no?
Is it okay?
I can't drop down more.
It's not okay.
Yo, I just I just I have
Look at this chat
I'm not getting...
I mean!
Uhh...
I'm on the channel so just 4-4.
Just 4-4.
Just 4-4-4.
why does it sound like 732 it's the wrong chunk it's the wrong chunk it's the wrong
Don't jump! It's over there!
It's over there! It's over there!
How am I in the wrong channel?
How am I in the wrong fucking channel?
This is so serious.
But I dug into the 2D2D though. It cannot be there.
How am I in the wrong fucking shop though?
Where is he going? I don't understand.
Um, well, thank you.
The porno was too awkward anyway.
Can you give me a favor?
Can you grate the other cheese?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's good. Thank you.
It's not even here at all, man.
I mean, this is a sub-tenant.
Wait, what?
Boats and glue.
Garbage fucking boat-eye strap is this.
Then why is he doing the boat strap?
it has to be perfect for T'Warke!
Bro, the bulge has to be absolutely perfect.
The noise is completely awful.
I literally did nothing that you're wrong.
I literally showed you the screen.
W, baby, sit a belk.
What the fuck?
It's why I don't do boat.
So it's why I don't do boat.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I boat from you!
Oh you literally saw my screen.
It was fucking plus nine or whatever.
Plus seven whatever the fuck it was
Don't change your sense it fucks it up
No, it does not at this point. It's not unlucky. This is accurate. Even at nine nine nine nine. It's it's accurate
This is luck or not
The extra practice not to see it more consistently, these are better seeds than the PVP mode or practice seeds by the shaky...
Brother, brother, that seed is genuinely...
What does your mercury seed...
It's a world record.
...need myself one of those crane teachers...
Well, the new record is crazy, okay, but if you put... if you believe it, it's all over the record.
Well, it's not. It absolutely is. In other years, it's over the record.
Yeah, because these days, people have these crazy fucking pre-made portals or like...
Insane chess villages or room portal I get it, but still though
Well, I got to see that I know this he doesn't it was a little bit just fucking unlucky
Friends make fun of me girlfriend thinks I'm
I'm in the garbage, but I don't care. I'm a fucking juicer. Welcome to this frozen LUL.
This is a bum. This is a bum.
August 12th, 2036.
August 12th, 2036.
Yeah, I would have used the bigger noodle one.
yep we got this cheese is it since this cheese is not
oh yeah it's like powder
it is both good and it is
thank you bye there
the library it saved me
holy the holy library the library
Hallelujah!
So what do we even do here?
Oh my li-
Interesting.
We're gonna blow up in real life.
What else we have there to chat?
Any cool?
There's sort of the brass kevig amount where two vehicles into a single
Huh
That's a lucky
That's scary it's shit though
Well, this is not deep yet
It's not a lot of those like I seem to have some of those videos like from China or whatever
It's like an intersection and it fucking swallows the whole street
Quit back simulator
And it's crazy um what the hell
Oh
EW! Who like this?
What the fuck is that?
EW!
I can't, I can't, I'm moving on, next.
Yeah, I was about to eat some food too. I was about to get a nice video to react to and have some with and what and...
Sick.
I think she's actually...
Your name's Cody, your name is what?
Hey, Joe. Joseph.
Joseph?
Joseph is friend from school. The whole name.
That's his name.
Okay, Joseph, you look...
You're interesting.
Chat, yes, we can do what we want.
Eat some food first.
I'm starving.
It's not destiny, it's not something you're born with, it's searching for greatness.
Johnny Cage, you have been chosen for war to come back.
Then realizing you've had it in you, this entire time.
Whoa!
Who the fuck is saying diversity buddy?
These are characters that are loose from the game.
What do you want?
an Asian character to be white? I mean I don't know what you want.
I feel like they have enough lore, they have enough story around their IP, and they can
probably make a movie or even a show around one singular character arc in
their world whatever right this is overcooked they go to every world every
whatever they go to it like come on bro it's over
I mean, I, I, I, I mean, I guess, um, not, not big benefits.
All right, what look at that
That's crazy
All right
What is this?
Oh, it's my just set up video or whatever.
Alright, Jack, what else?
Jack, I guess my spaghetti is going to be cold.
I want to just eat some food.
What?
What?
Is jellyfish a herb?
I mean, it's another question.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Ahhhh!
Oh, God.
Yo!
Oh, I think it was not just that.
It's like, yeah, I'm not, it just a little doesn't look
interesting either.
What is really interesting?
I feel like, I feel like, um, I think focusing heavily
on constituent theories, it kind of draws away from what it actually is and it becomes
problematic.
I understand, it just becomes problematic, it might have been in general.
It's partially disrespectful when you go, there's an amount of reasonable kind of playroom,
right?
It's not moronic taken, it's just that I put a lot of work into this beat and I'm
saying pattern one you know I'm saying to be this woman alone just let me know
you know be honest and tell me if the beat is good or bad y'all ready five
four three two one let's go that's hard
Wait, no, sorry.
Okay.
Um, good video.
Did you watch the once upon a time in Hollywood sequel trailer?
Yes, yes, yes, I'm done with the talk show.
Yes, yes, I don't want to do talk show.
I'm eating food.
Just a small video.
There's something I've been glued to that I think more people need to be made aware
of because it's very serious.
Right now there is a slap boxing match that's been going back and forth between Pete Hegzeff
and anthropic and really it's the entire pentagon versus anthropic
uh... they're behind claude which i'm sure many of you familiar with
the military wants unrestricted access to
anthropics a i
and they have a contract in place and
right now and brought back is plenty of feet and let's spreading refusing to
be bullied
into giving them some restricted access the ceo one of the biggest a i
companies in the world is meeting with Defense Secretary Pete Heg set today as the Pentagon
threatens to essentially blacklist that company Anthropic from lucrative government contracts
if the AI company doesn't lift its restrictions on how the military can use its technology.
The Pentagon has a $200 million contract with Anthropic and the source tells CNN that the
company has concerns over two issues, AI controlled weapons and mass domestic surveillance
of American citizens. Sounds pretty reasonable to me. Yeah, that one passes the smell test.
Those are very legitimate concerns and Anthropic wants these restrictions in place to ensure
that its AI can't be used for mass surveillance of American citizens or autonomous AI weapons.
And because of their reluctance to concede on that, he has been stomping his feet,
bench pressing 315, and has given them a deadline until Friday to play ball with him or risk
being blacklisted. And the reality of the situation is even if Anthropic doesn't budge and they
wipe their ass with the contracts, numerous other AI companies will step up and just
gladly take the bukkake from the Pentagon with completely unlimited access to no
restrictions to their AI. But right now Anthropic is the most powerful and the one
that they really want which is why they're trying so hard to get them to
release these restrictions and let them use it for whatever they want which
again the main things from Anthropic that they are very concerned about is the
master balance of American citizens and AI autonomous weaponry. Again I think
those are very reasonable restrictions to keep in place to ensure that the AI
can't be used for those two things because if I can shouldn't be if
anyone here's ever watched Terminator or any sci-fi movie where AI assumes
direct control of the military and everything those tits up you've seen
this exact storyline play out in those montages that give you the lore
breakdown for how we got there like it's crazy to see it unfolding now
in real time in the real world obviously exaggerating a bit not quite to that level yet
but it is extremely serious and I think any reasonable person would agree with these kind of restrictions because hey
I shouldn't be used for mass surveillance on American citizens and under no circumstances should physical attacks be determined by AI with
No human input whatsoever. It shouldn't be making targeting decisions without human input like fully autonomous AI weaponry is a terrible fucking idea
And actually the CEO vampropic didn't interview going over these two things because he's not backing down on them
That's one reason why I'm you know
I'm worried about the you know the the autonomous drone swarm right so you know the constitutional protections in our
Military structures depend on the idea that there are humans who would we hope disobey illegal orders with full autonomous weapons
We don't necessarily have those protections after what it's worth. I mean what other contracts is there with the government other than
They settle the never I mean oh
Guys, I don't know this. I'm ignorant. So I'm asking I'm just asking
What other contract?
What does the government want with their AI anyway, other than what they're asking it
to be used for?
No fan of Anthropic.
There is no AI megacorporation.
You'll catch me waving the number one phone-singer around for and advocating for and glazing
or anything like that.
I think all of these companies are greedy as fuck controlled by shady vampire ghoul
creatures and I know Anthropic has built up somewhat of a reputation for being the
good guys in a i but i'm not one of the people that actually believe that at all
but he's a hundred percent right
fully autonomous weaponry cannot disobey in order even illegal one
it will always follow through no matter what unquestionably
and that's not a good thing that's not a positive thing i'm sure a lot of you
probably seen a lot of those like youtube videos are like
a long time ago the reddit story about that once a year for the big
updates talking about the man who potentially saved the world
danislav petrov who was an officer during the cold war era and while on
duty he received a ping from the early warning system
alerting him to incoming United States missiles.
He believed that it could have been a false alarm,
so he decided to go against protocol
and instead of reporting the incoming missiles, he waited.
And it turns out his hunch was correct.
It was a malfunction in the early warning system,
but the standard protocol dictates
that he was to report these incoming missiles,
which could have led to a retaliation from the Soviets,
which would have led to a retaliation from the US
and could have been a nuclear disaster.
There's been a lot of debate about
whether or not that would have even happened
had he reported the missiles
because there would have been other checks
that would have went into place potentially,
but with such high tension
in such little time with incoming missiles,
there's a lot of speculation that, yes,
had he reported it, they could have immediately
just decided to retaliate or strike the US.
Regardless, what is irrefutable is that he made
the right decision by disobeying protocol,
disobeying the order of operations here.
By not reporting those missiles,
he made sure that there wasn't a nuclear disaster.
It was the right call.
The point I'm making is the ability to disobey
an order or not follow through on protocol
is something that's important.
And there's tons of examples of it.
I just chose this because I think it's the one
some of you have probably heard of.
So there's no benefit to having fully autonomous AI
weaponry that can't disobey anything
has to follow through on everything without question. Update these protections appropriately.
So, you know, think about the Fourth Amendment. It is not illegal to, you know, put cameras
around everywhere in public space and, you know, record every conversation. It's a public space.
You don't have a right to privacy in a public space. But today, the government couldn't record
that all and make sense of it. With AI, the ability to transcribe speech, to look through it,
correlate it all, you could say, oh, there's this, you know, this person is a member of the
opposition. This person is expressing this view and make a map of all 100 million. And so,
are you going to make a mockery of the Fourth Amendment by the technology finding
technical ways around it. He then goes on to say that maybe we need to like update a lot of these
protections to encompass things like AI finding workarounds for it. And the point he is making is
that this kind of implementation of AI could very much make a mockery of the Fourth Amendment,
flushing it down the shitter. His point is even though it's not illegal to have cameras in public
all over the place, out the wazoo till the cows come home, without AI they can't like piece
together everything comb through everything, make a map of people that's you know opposition
stuff like that with AI. I mean I think people are against AI but I think they're kind of
The the the concern isn't unfounded, but I find to be a lot of other concerns in that
Mr. Daily
It's a big technology will always have that
People will always have a
Strong it's the unknown most they can mass surveillance is made
I was at the worst day I would circuit this AI is good AI is needed and
AI is one is a massive step towards
Towards progress and a lot of usage will be shit. Oh, it will be shit and a lot of it will be good like
Yeah, I feel like the act like AI we just it just fucking invented
No gen AI and video share whatever. Yeah, it's mostly new
Anyway, we've been using AI for fucking decades.
We would have nothing without AI.
I mean, it's, and some of these tools are now more advanced
and offer more opportunities, and it's a good thing.
And he says, your entire AI while you're using it,
AI ever around you is just hypocritical.
It's fucking cringe.
I don't know what the fuck you're doing.
Protections of things like the Fourth Amendment.
He's right.
So he is not backing down on these things.
Every part of what you look around me
and the Pentagon is part of the AI thing.
It always is.
You should see and be extremely concerned
because I think these are reasonable restrictions.
Now, unfortunately, like I said,
even if Anthropic does stick to their guns here
and it does cost them this contract,
it doesn't just die there, it doesn't fizzle out.
Open AI and X AI have made it pretty clear
they're willing to just, with a wide open mouth,
just take the golden shower,
let them use it for things like mass surveillance
or autonomous AI weaponry.
Like they are totally fine with completely unrestricted
access, which had my jaw on the floor
because X AI is Elon Musk company.
You're telling Elon Musk would be okay
with mass surveillance?
No, not that guy.
No, I need my left shoe.
I don't believe that for even a second.
Uh-uh.
Maybe he just doesn't know.
Yeah, that's probably what it is.
Anyway though, I do think this is something everyone should care about.
I feel like the restrictions are reasonable.
Oh, oh, oh, there's no need to be about techin', then illuminate me about it, because clearly
you know about techin'.
Tell me about that.
Tell me why, tell me how we've not been using AI in any way, um, no way, I'm sure that
all the logistics systems, everything that, none of it is AI, nobody's ever used any
AI.
I'm sure in your games, the monsters know where to go because they're smart monsters.
They know this, they go like it.
I need to attack the player here because I'm thinking
of my own brain.
I'm a fucking Indian character.
I have my own thoughts.
I'm going to attack the player.
No, oh, AI.
That is absolutely AI.
What have you done about it?
And the military should have no qualms about not being
able to be used for mass surveillance on American
citizens or completely autonomous AI weathering.
That's not AI, what is it in it?
What is it in it?
has an AI. It is absolutely AI.
Maybe I'm on the crack right now.
It's a program. It's a code.
AI is a program. AI is a code.
Maybe what the fuck are we talking about here?
It's kind of alarming that they're making such a huge
stink about it.
And going to, like outright saying, they're going to
blacklist Amphropic, should they not lift those
limitations?
Don't think that's a good thing.
It makes it seem like they want to use it to spy on
every American citizen.
And they want to use it for autonomous AI weaponry.
Those are good things.
That's how it's looking here.
but i just wanted to talk about this a bit
you say that it's not machine learning
you don't understand
machine learning is also everywhere around you
take the computer
you might play it
the tribunal
uh... initially
use all the fucking data of all the people were poor
and it was a means of the jungle the shit that gets you bad
literally it's big of machine learning excuse me they took data over years and they crunched
it down and they they make the whole thing around AI I mean what makes matter I'm so I'm so I cannot
uh, League of Tribunal Machine Learning.
Um...
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
Ten years ago.
Um, it's, it's, it's, it's old.
It's not a thing about this.
I was just kidding.
Um, yeah, it, it, it, at this,
I'll find you the source, hold on.
It's just like the fucking main link.
Um, it's still though, it's still though.
Um...
I...
Um...
Did they talk about this in here at all?
Machine?
Well, I don't give a shit what you say.
Fuck you.
I'm correct about this. This is using machine learning.
Bang. Bang.
Bang.
I'm not making shit up, but literally,
you're just learning it.
So what do you think is AI then?
What is AI?
Is it only gen AI?
Is it all AI?
Like, you need to define what is what
so we can see what you're against.
Otherwise, you're a bot.
You say fuck AI and you're mostly wrong.
And when you get called out, you, yeah, it's fine.
your brain then. So what do people not like about AI then. They use AI, Twitch. Twitch
uses AI, yeah. Twitch went out. What made you, your typing today? That is using AI, yeah.
I mean, what about it? It is using AI. It is finding problematic users. It is computing
uh, uh, higher risk users and they get flagged in the chat. Absolutely.
I get flagged in all the time. Yes.
I say, I next. Um,
that's code. Yo, dude, dude, dude. Okay.
It adds no code. Guys,
it's been reported.
Somebody found a stall at the bottom of the cave. Okay.
And they found the AI stone. It's what we have it because nobody fucking would nobody would write the code fuck that shit
Who the fuck with code AI? That's quite what a computer. They actually found the stone
Fuck your dog shit AI is gold. What the fuck are you talking about man?
Jesus Christ, you don't know Elon Musk. I thought it was a bunch of crap and it came
I
Me must be must be I like no use that shit from the mass
All right, I
I put my use it in so I get some English
Dropout taken. Okay, you're not gonna drop out and I get it. You're studying it on the
guess computer science, right? Not in everything of the things that you think that you do that
you'll study. AI is gonna clap your cheeks at it. I'm gonna hire the clanker. I could hire
You're stupid ass. I got you to do my code. I'm getting a clanker. Fuck you
Hey
And once the clanker is done with doing my code I will fuck it. I don't care next
They're cool triple's in the fucking half-bibers insane
I'm pretty boy so rich man chat when I was young check as it gets it we couldn't even
and see a fucking Half-Life, you know?
I could, chat, being rich when you're a kid,
doesn't, when you're, it's not the same as being rich
when you, when you, as an adult, it's not the same.
Like all the cool shit that the kids, the other kids did,
all we could do is fucking watch from the fucking window,
man, like I want to snowboard more when I was kid.
Yo, me and my brother were fucking in a sense of boarding.
We could never go snowboarding because it was far away
and it was expensive.
And we had friends and they went to boarding school
And they went way past us, yo, in the morning.
And all we could do is just suffer, yo.
We couldn't do anything.
We didn't have the money to go to the hill.
We're street niggas from the suburbs,
I'm street niggas from the suburbs,
I'm street niggas from the suburbs,
we're street niggas from the suburbs.
Like, it's so defeating, I don't think I understand it.
Like, being really good at something
and not being able to do it is fucking awful.
Like, and I'm not gonna sound like it,
going to get or whatever or do like some but now looking back it kind of saddens me man I really
want to become a personal order and we we could not go to the hill loud okay this is a very important
rule there is absolutely zero coaching allowed okay you are not allowed to be in a discord
call with anyone else this also includes your chats I don't want to see k4 in your chat
is a very important rule. There is absolutely zero coaching allowed. Okay, you are not allowed
to be in a discord call. Okay, chat. I don't think this makes any sense. Okay, let me tell
you why. In the chat, I know some people that do runs and who they are, based off of,
I know this sounds really random. Just off the color of their names and their badges,
I know exactly where to get advice from a chat when it's swirling through.
I know it is.
I can let you do a run and do the right moves,
see the big up of me looking at the colors in chat and who's saying what.
So whether it's, oh, it's K4 in chat, doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
There's better coaches that are in the chat that nobody knows about.
Both anyone else?
This also includes your chats.
I don't want to see K4 in your chat.
That is a very important rule.
There is absolutely zero coaching allowed.
Interesting.
Name one, I mean, Oshie.
Oshie, Contrave, two letter name,
and you, no, let me see.
Now you guys have to type it.
I didn't get them from a kick chat,
but there's only one good player in kick chat.
I will be honest with this.
Yeah, anyway.
I got banned from every single chat then.
What the fuck?
That's weird.
Interesting to look at it.
In fact, what we should think about this
as machine learning is a subset of AI.
And that's how we need to think about this.
When I'm doing machine learning, in fact, I am doing AI.
When I'm doing these other things, I'm doing AI,
but none of them are all of AI,
but they're a very important part.
Yo, thanks for watching.
So there's gotta watch my stream, right?
Make the taking so that you can be this,
and then you've been live debunked by this guy.
Now argue with this guy because he's going to use it with me.
Yeah, so it is still a subset of AI.
A subset means under, not above.
You try to fucking command me and say that
machine learning is actually above AI.
Machine learning is under AI as a subset.
It's what's called sub, under, under.
Machine learning, subset of AI.
AI, AI is above, fuck you!
Can you fuck it?
Yo, if I could fuck it, I would buy fucking 10,000 of them.
I'd buy the company.
I'll give a shit.
I'd fuck it out of it.
In fact, what we should think about this as machine learning is a subset of AI.
See?
You're the guy?
And that's how we need to think about this.
I'm doing machine learning. In fact, I am doing AI. When I'm doing these other things
I'm doing AI. But none of them are all of AI, but they're a very important part.
So we want to, I don't know, we don't know what you're talking about, these people have
buzzwords. The public buzzwords is that they drive away from the real issues, because
they don't know what they're saying. They don't know what they're saying. Oh dude,
Is this Israel?
Is this Nazi?
Is this, is this right wing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like these buzzwords are actually,
they're complete with drawing you from accuracy
and accuracy gets you to places.
Inaccuracy goes against your point.
You are a clanker.
You are hurting your movements.
You're hurting your thoughts when you use buzzwords
that don't equate what you actually mean
because you're fucking stupid.
Um...
Loser! Loser!
Okay, not it.
Oh, mate, take it.
Hey, you got a dollar by any chance?
No, sorry.
No?
How do I get in the Shibabu Lubevitz?
Oh, okay.
You got a dollar by any chance?
No, sorry.
No?
Yo, how do I get in the Shibabu Lubevitz?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Is that funny?
Or what?
I don't think it's funny to me.
XQC is never right.
interesting
what else you got
Wait that one's kinda hard though.
I did the green one he had was crazy too though.
Did I hit the other green one?
No?
I thought it was one.
I thought it was one.
was the valxy edit that one what the fuck are these men anyway I think I've
seen enough I was gonna do what you think well your links are shit
all right one more script
is this AI?
um...
looks like it's AI to me
or some ad or something
What else we got today? Any fun? Any cool?
Twitch unbanned the graph to 34 days. Very interesting.
That is quite the move.
That happened 34 days ago?
Wait, really? That fast? It hasn't been that long, has it?
Yo?
Also, why 34?
Yo! Yo!
What is that? What the fuck is that?
Um, I thought I brought for sure direct calls or violence gets you a weekend and all of
you gets nothing so why a month for the privacy with anime yo
So, um, what the fuck, what the fuck.
That's crazy.
Uh, no, no, maybe the best you've been at being at guessing facts.
Grafted eighth overall out of Michigan.
This German forward plays alongside his brother and has averaged over 19 points per year for
the Magics in 2021.
A lot of reasons that this cannot be...
The Michigan watcher.
Who plays Michigan?
The Michigan Detroit Pistons?
Detroit Pistons?
Dennis Anterecuampo, I suppose.
I have no idea who you are.
I'm going to type a German name, Franz,
and I'm gonna assume that Franz Wagner plays on the magic.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking trolling me?
Holy shit.
Really?
Thank you, Franz Wagner, for having the most
emblematic German name I've ever heard in my entire life.
Oh.
That's Kat.
That's that's cat
Why do you say like this is of no use this is just random?
Yo, yo
yo
You do you have getting pregnant living pre-recorded GTA stream as alibi
What a stupid fucking thing to do
what bro it's safe yo it says he flashes booba I'm not gonna fucking I'm not
it's blurred
No, I'm not at the risk.
Yo, you ain't in Vulcan.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
What are you going to send me like this?
I don't even want to see it.
I don't want to see it.
I don't even show you this thing.
I don't want to see it anymore.
Fuck you, motherfucker!
I don't want to see it.
X Q C L why check yes a bunch of yes a list of stuff to do to get chat I yeah
Yeah, I should do that for my RLcrafts to get a list of things to do.
I need that!
Oh my God, bro!
I gotta party.
Holy shit, there's a pig down here!
Yo, yo, yo, I think I...
I got my stuff back. Thank God.
Oh! I mean, there's no... there's no...
I mean...
Um, in this?
It's not the fall that kills you.
It's the sudden stop at the bottom.
Anyway...
Let's f***ing get this torch going.
Yeah, we see all this, we see all this, there's no need about any of this.
Anyway.
Greek played after you guys left and destroyed your entire base.
We had no base, we were broke as fuck.
That's where we have been.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
We're watching the call-up. We're watching the call-up chat chat. I actually want I actually want a person in it
I want I want to give this mother trying
Yeah, he's a job we started new the new the new DLC
Too late to take it seriously. I would be a sizzling and give it one shot if I don't like it
I
Wasn't back in the head it just wouldn't like it because it's love overlapsed but the actual the actual flame
They were hitting and it's not back in the head and I'll mention I was surprised that it was
It took her a minute to find an opportunity, but with that slam, she put Gordo into another
difference.
It might be too close, I think it should just be a no there you go close.
You can see she's still down right.
Jesus.
He's fighting nicely!
Jesus!
Referee Jacob Montabó came over the broadcast move point into the right shoulder
Right shoulder
Oh, we heard that
You heard that
You could hear the crash
Yeah, I don't know if that's the...
I'm not a doctor
But something is not right in that shoulder
You could see Cornel still in a...
I'm so excited! I'm so excited!
What's fingers? What's fingers?
Alright.
Gotta watch out right now.
Usually we're seeing a little more from the previous fights I've seen of Harold.
A little more side-to-side movement in and out.
He's gonna get stuck a little flat for a nice take down through the smith.
And that's the difference.
You can see the levels of wrestling.
Nice.
But look at that.
Right back up to his feet.
Nice fight.
It's fine.
It's fine.
What was that sound?
What the fuck was that?
I think if that was skin on skin, you're like a slapper.
Yo, yo, come on, bro.
I mean, really?
I mean, just Ben is already.
awful I would even know I mean he sees that he sees the ref coming in he knows
what's gonna happen then even after the calls maybe he throws two more shots at
unconscious guy that's awful that's got awful that's got awful sorry that's
Zero class. That's zero class, sorry.
The best job is to start the sport. You're a couch dweller.
Okay, so the problem, the problem with martial arts overall is that the target audience is
you.
What I mean by you is fucking cavemen, dumbass.
It's your brain dead chef, the problem with this sport, okay?
Is that it's unfortunate, but it's an elaborate, it's an elaborate art, right?
Right? They get dubbed down to
A PUNCH MY FUCKING PUNCHES GUY
KILL HIM
KILL HIM
Like, you're just stupid, I mean
Let's take a look
It's clipped at that knee
Gets a take down, but look at the reversal
Just swings right over
And then immediately starts landing
Nasty, nasty shots
And I mean, the amount of shots
That he eats before the referee finally
Like dude, dude, dude.
Awful.
And the amount of shots that he eats before the rep.
I mean, he even pushes the rep away.
No, as the rep's fault, he even pushes him away.
What's he done about it?
Finally gets in, and then he gets aggressive at Jacobi,
who's only trying to get a job in there.
No, that was a super late stoppage from Kerry Hattney.
Dude, dude, dude, bad, bad, bad.
Yo, if I was president of UFC,
I don't give a shit that I don't give a shit I bend the fighter for life. I don't I don't want you about it
I don't I'm not gonna make a press conference in bad forever. We're moving on. Don't care
Didn't get in there quick enough there's the reaction from the crutch man how crutch were Ryan Pinoy Anthony Montalvo
What a joke man
the left hand as well.
EG dropped down landed a counter right,
or at least partially.
Causton's just flowing.
Um.
Yeah, fights very well on this thing.
Attacking that back leg of EG.
This is where EG got to try to go.
And he got Causton backed up against the fence.
Chad, do you think this is random?
On character customization?
Big kicks on the forearms, on the legs,
Stomping on the lead leg, some kids to the face.
Oh!
Spinning time!
Right upstairs!
He can't try to survive!
Fighters only stuck there.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, no.
Spinning the wheel.
Spinning to the face.
Wow!
He can't pop like maybe the stoppage was.
I don't think it's early.
I think this guy was at, wasn't it?
I could do all my dissonance.
I'm pretty sure he was.
He was.
He was.
I don't think it's early.
I think this guy was at, wasn't it?
I could do all my dissonance.
I'm pretty sure he was.
I don't think it's early.
I don't think it's early.
I believe this guy was giving a sign that he's tapping out after the ref. I think he's signaling the ref
No, I don't know. He's signaling
I'm not busy. I mean, I would replay if you want to
Actually, it wasn't actually.
Actually, maybe I was wrong about this.
He's not even hitting anything.
Well, he wasn't fighting back.
The guy wasn't getting shots.
They didn't need to defend our front back.
So, he's hitting his gloves.
What?
Yo!
Yo!
anything you do that is defending or diverting okay is like a shield like a
mana shield if you're playing a game they have a mana shield okay referees are
what they do they stop the game what's the reason they can crit damage
straight to the HP bar if somebody's not that if the damage goes straight to
the HP they wait you get one two shots to HP they stop stop this guy was
I don't think he's still there, it's HV!
I don't know what happened here.
Yeah, he's there.
All right, let's take a look at this finish here.
Spinning back kick.
What the jaw of Dan E. Gay.
I mean, the kicking game that Melchizedale cost
will look like this.
Look how accurate.
Dude, dude, dude.
That Melchizedale cost.
Oh, he thought, dude.
He misread the play.
Now let's see that in real-time.
That was Swing left.
Look at that.
So precise.
And the whole round, the phone kicks to the face.
The kicks to the legs.
Very interesting.
That's right hand on the way out by Medici.
Oh
Celebrate
He's got the ball!
Get the checkbook out, John.
Oh, get it ready.
Get the pen.
Not your checkbook.
Yeah, no, that probably wouldn't cash.
Ooh, don't you get it?
Very interesting.
Oh, for many better than not.
Can Exa think he was the left hook?
Let's take it here.
Right hook.
Left hook.
Right hook.
Right hook.
Right hook.
What the?
Right on the kick.
Yo, yeah, that challenge looks weird.
Left, right hook just clipped.
All right, he had already hit him pretty hard there.
And then he kept real just.
I also bugged out, he's like, fucking out like a light.
And look at that.
Geez.
We're off from Medich.
Look here, just a little clip of a shot.
Ooh, oh, yeah, that's bad, man.
Right.
And let's take a look at the speed of this,
because I haven't seen it in real time.
Jesus! Jesus!
Roller D programmed!
Boast code malfunctioned!
Boast spit out fucking blood if I brain fluid it!
I would vote left guy for real.
Left guy looks kind of healthier and he looks like he's like a kind of prime fighter, no?
Yeah, I don't know what to say.
Yeah, I like.
What a performance!
Man, he turned it up!
He turned it up tonight!
When the time was right, when he saw...
Can you move on? This is too violent for me.
Sorry about that. We can move on to less violence.
I got you, bro.
Um...
I got you.
Thumbs up, huh?
Sorry that I would...
We had to show such a...
What the fuck is that?
Sorry, I just picked up a random link in chat.
it up for four. What else we got to any cool?
Did I see this? I don't know what it was that.
Well, winning again. In fact, we're winning so much that we
really don't know what to do about it. People are asking
me, please, please, please, Mr. President, we're winning
too much. We can't take it anymore. We're not used to
winning in our country until you came along we're just always losing but now
we're winning too much and I say no no no you're going to win again you're going
to win big you're gonna win bigger than ever and to prove that point to prove
that point here with us tonight is a group of winners our country man it's
Smash win man!
Win this.
Yeah I mean, yeah.
I know what I'm talking about.
I mean, on paper it is green.
Nope.
Well, if you think about it, uh, five years, I mean, portfolio is probably, it's one month.
I can't read this chat.
I'm not.
I can't read this.
I can't read that.
Yeah, I can't read that.
Oh, that's the YTV.
All right.
Sorry.
I mean, this app sucks, so, I mean, fuck you, sorry.
This app can suck it.
I don't give a fuck.
wrong the app is wrong
um what else
that's me that's that's very funny man that's definitely a racist guy over there
is real obvious that is really funny
flashbacks
glory to benjamin netanyahu
That's that's very funny man. That's a razor
This guy with that is real
Glory to Benjamin Netanyahu
Hello ladies and gentlemen, please lower your voices do not make direct eye contact. We are about to thank you can dominoes crystal chart
Why does this look really fun?
What's that?
Why does this look really fun?
Very cool.
It's not AI I think.
Um
Just in yeah, we said that a day, but um
It's not too bad. I mean just chat just shit goes up and down
I mean, it's stocks and the whole point is that you like them in hands and you hold you hold
Mmx wife do you why?
Okay.
Alright.
Alright, Kim. Can you go ahead and turn around for me please?
That's just sad, I mean.
Put your hands behind your back.
Can I have your hand?
No, you're welcome.
No, you're welcome. You've been cool with us.
I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't-
I don't know this situation is sad.
That is sad if that makes sense
If you do you why you're fucking I don't give a shit what the comment is if you do you why fuck you don't care
Okay, but but
The contextualization of it being like a big famous person like xx wife like this like the the
No, they will call the downfall whatever is a sad thought
It's not about them being rich though.
It's about the margin of downward slope.
The higher you go, the more you have to fall.
The more you can fall.
I will.
I'm just going to search you.
You got anything on you?
You have 12 to 6 standing here.
Hand off.
You'll leave all your stuff here, OK?
Now we see like an NBA star.
Bizarre footage of a national cup.
This was not bizarre.
TMZ can suck it.
This is just poor reporting.
This title is lame.
I think it's so much damage that it took 30 years to find a new girlfriend, really.
So I don't know about this.
That's the damage scale though.
I mean, this is brand new, I don't know if it's good or not.
My scout, whatever you're telling me, it could be good, it could be bad.
Well, I don't know what you mean by that.
I just want to ask if it just wants to play.
Is that what the view count?
I have watched some shit that has a little view count.
It's a newer video. It's brand new.
I could take the rest if you want to, I don't mind.
When he took you in the room, what did he say to get you to go to the room?
Yes, I do. Can't tell anybody.
We got reports that the child made some allegation against your husband.
Okay.
We had fun with kids on vacation. That's what I'm saying.
She told me, I have a secret, but I can't tell you when she started crying.
Well, I lived a boring life, and I was going to wake up a hardened criminal.
What the heck do I do?
And the other child said something and walked into a room and shut the door behind you guys.
you guys. For a five-year-old to be very descriptive about that. Obviously it's a
search, right? Yeah. So you guys tell him a big f**k off.
Look at what he did to the Duke.
A parent's worst nightmare comes true when a five-year-old makes a stomach
churning allegation against one of her friend's fathers. As the truth comes
to light it's not only worse than anyone thought possible but proves that
sometimes your sponsors are the ones hiding in plain sight.
So it's like I keep finding myself in another stuff.
The following is based on official police records and the footage has never been seen before until now.
On the evening of April 24th, 2022, the Manatee County Sheriff's Office in Palmetto, Florida receives a disturbing 911 call from a concerned parent.
My daughter's five years old. She was getting dressed in her pajamas this evening and she told me,
I had a secret but I can't tell you and she started crying and I said, well, you know, there's no secret between mommy and you and she said, well, I don't want you to be
except she claims that it happened today this afternoon. We are celebrating another neighbor's birthday party.
The little girl claims one of her neighbors did something unthinkable to her.
Deputies are sent to the caller's house but parked down the street in order to avoid bringing attention to the home.
We're not going to confront this kind of, I mean, if these allegations are true,
cats can come out and do stuff, not us.
Interesting, okay.
Cool.
Is it, is it who?
Yes.
Hi.
The deputies sit down with the five year old, but nothing can prepare them for the
harrowing story to tell.
So do you play, do you have any friends in the neighborhood?
Um, I got...
It's Guy, so he's shut the door.
What?
He shut the door in.
The little girl describes the man inappropriately touching her.
Who's that?
Thompson.
He used to Thompson for-
Okay.
Mr. Thompson is one of their neighbors who lives down the street.
Hello, Clinton.
He's the father of some of the children she plays with.
So, when he took you in the room, what did he say to get you to go to the room?
If I do, you can't tell anybody.
He said follow me.
Okay.
And then you guys got in the room and did he show you any pictures of anything?
He showed me like young girls like me.
Where do you have those pictures?
We were in Georgia.
Okay. Did anything else happen in Georgia?
No.
No? Nothing else happened in Georgia?
No.
Well, I appreciate you sharing your secret with me.
a couple of people, I'm just gonna call right up here
if you want to go inside with her.
I'll work you know, it's gonna happen for my clients.
With the child and her mother out of your shot,
the death he was to help us, the situation.
Dad was just freaking out in there
and like banging on the wall,
there was closet in the stair,
the kid said to go in the window,
he told me to let the fuck out.
I get why he's upset,
but I was listening to you,
you gotta hope you get it for your kids' sake, man.
I mean, sure, but that's like fucking,
ex-regis though.
We were willing tonight to go down to Sarasota
to get that forensic doctor visit.
Yeah, I'm here.
OK, I figured you were, because I know your husband asked
about you in the room.
The swimsuit the five-year-old was wearing at the birthday
party is also collected as evidence.
The next day, on April 25, deputies
tracked down 44-year-old Christopher Chris Thompson
while he's working for the Manatee County Utilities
Department.
Hey, Christopher, are you all right?
What's up?
You set that for me?
I'll put it in the cell.
Yo, you know she's not looking good.
If he opens her door, I'll be honest with you.
I can't explain it to you in a minute.
Though they keep him in the dark about why he's been detained, it doesn't stop one
of the deputies from talking to Chris's co-worker.
Seriously?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Real bad.
Yeah.
Is that just the wrong way?
Oh, that's not right.
Yo.
Is it going to skid?
Yeah.
That's not going to skid.
Yeah.
You never know a vehicle.
While they wait for the transport to arrive and take custody of Chris, they allow him to sit inside a vehicle.
Yeah, he must have got it. He must have said something on the way out of Michelei.
I feel like I'm getting thrown into something that's not gonna work.
Or you just had the vibes.
While Chris is transported to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, other deputies arrive at his home where his wife Charlotte answers the door.
Hi. Hi. How you doing? How you doing the phone?
Yeah, I'm on a call. Can I end my call?
Yes, please.
You're welcome to come in.
Okay.
Charlotte is asked to step into her backyard and is told that she's not allowed to enter the home without one of the deputies
He just wants us to just stand by with you
They get the search one sign by a judge
If they don't regards to my husband, I believe so since he's on the way to the office to talk to our detectives. I'm assuming it's about him
I have no idea ma'am
I live the boring life didn't know they'll wake up a hard criminal
Yeah, I don't need to be waking up a hard criminal. I'll take the Blake
What's your name again Chris Thompson because they're so okay
Yeah, sure.
We're gonna make sure we're the right guy because it's fixed.
Yeah, right.
Absolutely.
The detective goes over Chris's Miranda rights.
How am I doing that?
You don't wake up a hard girl.
It depends what this is because if it's a hard girl, it's a big deal.
Yeah, like I said, that's kind of like the last thing.
You can exercise these rights at any time and not answering questions or making
statements.
That's your right.
Yeah, I just want to know what that's going on.
Okay.
So, hey, you are willing to talk to us then?
For a moment.
with Chris finally agreeing to speak.
The detective gives him a hint about why he's there.
So tell me about your this past weekend
because why you're here is because
I won't be the best weekend.
Oh, we're, yeah.
Chris explains that he took his three children
aged 11, seven and five to a birthday party
for one of their neighbor's kids.
He says that throughout the course of the day,
the children ended up playing at multiple houses,
including his own.
He also states that his wife wasn't there
because she was at the hospital with her grandmother.
Did anything happen with his children yesterday
and why you could possibly be here?
No.
Okay.
Were his kids in your house at any time?
Oh, they were all in and out, yeah.
I am a fine fine fine.
Were you inside the house
when you say something is a trauma?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
All of my, we had it,
because we were doing gymnastics in my house,
my girls, and my son was there too.
And I remember all of them.
Yeah, one of the neighbor kids was there.
Who was that?
Um, I forgot her name.
Sorry, my name's Daddy's friend.
Do you know what I'm trying to think?
OK, I can't think of her name now.
Is it?
OK.
That's it.
Thank you.
So were you guys alone inside your house for any chance?
Not alone now.
We had all the kids there.
The next arrival at Charlotte and Chris's house
is someone from Child Protective Services.
And this seems to tip off Charlotte
that the situation is far more concerning
than she initially believed.
I think the detective that wants to talk to the kids too.
So he said if you can go with her and pick up the kids
and you guys can meet at the office over there,
you can follow her to the office with the kids.
So, okay.
You want me to take the kids or?
Yeah, you want you to take?
Whoa whoa whoa, I'm so sorry, wait I can't take my kids.
He wants her to come with her and you can follow her
with her to the office.
I can still tell her.
I understand.
I'm happy to, I will look up in the car,
I will follow you.
Can somebody please tell me what's going on?
No, explain it to me, we're just hearing me.
No funny, dumb ass guy, come on bro.
I don't like the confusion I told about
like small like social cues or whatever.
This guy's branded.
Going on.
How's that funny?
I don't control it anymore details.
They decide that CPS will pick up the children from school, and she will follow them to the
Manatee County Sheriff's Office.
In Chris's interview, the detective asks him about the five-year-old daughter of one
of his neighbors, the same little girl a deputy spoke to tonight before.
So, they're saying that you showed her some images on your cell phone.
I... images on my phone.
That's correct, or a tablet or some kind of electronic device.
Well, they watched YouTube on my phone.
you specifically showed her these these images of what of of you in a state no
heck no no no no no no no there's nothing like that did you go into a
bedroom with her yesterday no okay why would she be telling me I'm not sure
why I don't remember going in a bedroom with her oh god did you
specifically escort her into the room and shut the door. No. Because I have
another child that was there saying that that is. Oh no no no. Also so saying it
and then I have another child saying that. What room did I take her? Your room.
Oh my room. Yes. I don't remember ever having I was in my room but she wasn't.
She described it as your room. So if she's not really familiar with your
house that much. She described it as your room. And the other child said that you walked
into a room and shut the door behind you guys. I don't recall it anymore. Okay. So and then
wall in the room, something happened. This guy says something to cops and he can't even
at least commit some form of an assay. He's just trolling the game. Where you show
the video. It's already going to cook up on him. He's using other children. So
Oh, good Lord. I don't know. So, so obviously concerns. Okay. Yeah. Now I see where so obviously
concerns. Yeah. And for a five year old to be very descriptive about that. Obviously concerns,
right? Yeah. Charlotte is asked to speak with investigators away from her children.
she's finally told what's going on. We got reports that the child made some allegation
against your husband. Okay. These allegations stemmed from him showing her videos of children
performing on himself. What? Within the allegations also said that he performed on her. Yo, yo,
with her brother yesterday. I wasn't around there was at the hospital with grandma.
It's very intelligent it seems like she's very articulate in the way she speaks. She came in today
and talked about these incidents that happened between you and her and she was very descriptive in
those incidents. She described things that you did to her and she described images that she saw
all your fault. There's definitely no I think if she says because she's to come
order I think it's sort of you know it's in her perspective these are still
allegations of so you know I'm sure the children around that they never say the
while they should sometimes right in her perspective for her it's just some
wild shit being said at least at that difficult like I think it makes
sense explain why she would be saying those things and then we can kind of move past it.
She's. I'm going brother. And I'm telling you how I look at it is I don't know it doesn't explain
anything to me okay so the reason your kids are here is because said that when he showed her
pictures it was definitely him and he was laying on a bed and there was another child doing this
to him. So obviously we're concerned that there's a possibility that he's doing this too. Well we
don't know that for sure but that's why we want you to come down here. That's why we don't want
you guys together because we don't know your relationship with Chris. Obviously we we think
that you're going to be another that protects and does. And we're sure this is just talking about
I'm 100% positive.
We did some research on Chris, and there's
some insight that occurred at two different Walmart's.
There was one a long time ago, like before we even had kids.
Yeah.
That there was an allegation against it.
Yo, um, lady?
Nothing ever came of it.
I was on a women's retreat when it happened.
Like, I remember that.
Because I remember that investigation,
and nothing ever came out of it.
So that was definitely my idea.
mental. So that's something that obviously shows patterns where he exposed himself to
children and I know there wasn't West made or anything like that. But obviously she's
really explaining. She's like, bro, are you stupid? I mean, like, what are you talking
about? When he was first detained, Chris mentioned a previous arrest. Have you ever
Have you ever been arrested before?
Once before in Canton, Michigan.
I had my kid in the car and I ran into the store.
My parents always did.
I didn't do that.
But I got released.
It wasn't anything.
They didn't push any charges or anything.
Whether or not this is the same incident is unclear.
Either way, it's becoming undeniable.
Yo, allegations isn't in your guilty.
Okay?
But even in the investigating stage,
and there's that much about it
that the wife hears about it,
kill it clearly there's at least a hint of something it's crazy I mean
I mean if it's if it's not guilty it's absolutely it's like come on bro
this is leaving something out of the story I can't I know you've been involved
in incidents where you were a suspect where children were involved man there
It was one of my father's off the hook.
Here's what I'm saying right now.
So I don't want to work around possibilities
or any or anything like that.
I don't want you to worry about what's going to happen.
I want you to understand.
When I ask you a question, I want the honest truth, okay?
That's what you need to push out now
because right now we're in a situation where
what's going on?
Yeah, I don't know.
And if it's my honesty, I want a lawyer
because I don't know what I'm being set up with here
and this don't sound normal to me.
Okay, well that's your run to have a word.
Something's really off.
What's gonna happen right now is that
we're doing a residential search warrant on your house,
on your vehicle, you're being arrested
for capital battery, a five year old, okay?
And you're gonna be also charged with showing a minor.
I am a CPS investigator.
So that's his situation right there.
My point is stuff.
The non-offending caretaker often shows
a variety of different emotions
after being told the news.
She was definitely acting within a normal range of behaviors after being told.
So it wasn't, right?
Did it make sense, yeah?
You checked it.
We'll watch it all the time.
When you contextualize it, it makes sense.
It's why I called out the cop for his laughter earlier, because in Microsoft, it's his job
to deliver, to have a certain delivery.
And I think he came short on that.
And I think that's the...
I mean, it's his job to be an expert in that.
It's kind of weird.
Where's my phone?
That's the situation that we're in now, okay?
Chris claims his phone is currently broken because earlier that weekend he dropped it in water.
Chris is arrested for what we call a capital battery.
Okay.
He went to the Manticunny jail.
Did he say anything? Like, did he admit anything? Like, what did he say?
Whence confronted about some of the lies that he started, he asked for a letter.
right. So he did he didn't like to talk to me for a little bit but then once I
started confronting then he asked for a trade so so here's what we're gonna do
now okay we're gonna talk to each other separately okay obviously we would we
would very much hope so that nothing has happened to your children and that
these videos are something that he found possibly.
Yeah, exactly.
I agree.
And I talked about how the work that should be done during the interviews and how it should look like.
No, you're not.
The cop was dead already.
Hold it.
Well, you can call her when you get to the job, but we're doing an investigation with her and your children also.
Okay.
Okay.
So that's why you can't call her.
I got you.
Okay.
All right.
Any suspicion that he would be a bit remotely involved in any of this?
No, not at all.
Okay.
We'll start talking to the kids.
Okay, so you got...
You're telling a big f*** up.
Whoa.
Look at me do this to her.
I didn't reason to do this.
I was going to the video.
Chad, I know what you mean.
I was like, I'm just going to lock it all in your video.
Okay.
So let's go talk to the kids.
You can hang out here if you need anything.
I need a flutter or something.
Okay.
I'll get you that for sure.
Charlotte had called her father to join them at the sheriff's office and as the detective
gets ready to speak with her three kids, her father is brought in to wait with her.
Okay, so this is that, there you got it.
Charlie, what's going on?
What's wrong?
I'm right here.
I don't know if you get it.
It's not okay.
What's wrong?
This is awful.
It's supposedly yesterday that you got the birthday party.
Jack, I don't want to be a soy boy but I'm in bed with you. I'm not a fan of this segment.
I think you should be a fan of this segment.
I understand that this could be a, hold on, a good play in terms of investigative stage at least.
So just to get more, just more to go on, maybe perhaps they know more.
I think for me in the video, I'm already good at that.
And I think it's just, it should be private.
It should be private.
They said it because, yo, I'm not a fan of it.
I'm just curious.
I'm curious.
I'm curious.
I'm curious.
Earlier during Chris's interview, the detective had attempted to discuss this topic with him.
Have you had anything in the past that you've had any issues with stuff like this?
No.
And that's what I'm saying.
This whole video is with kids, things, and all this that I don't...
Have you ever been questioned by anybody?
This is actually so sad.
About incidents that have tried to provide such vulnerability to children.
Now makes it 100 times more traumatic for viewers and investigators.
Lock that man up.
Right. And so a question...
What caused the problem?
Right, but that's not why, that's not why his license gets flagged.
His license gets flagged because there's another Chris Burley Thompson born on
that has a criminal record, not him.
While he didn't dispense the Walmart incident during his initial arrest,
Chris mentioned the issues he has with his name.
I have at least one felon that has my name that flags me like when I go to my kid's school
that they have to verify the picture.
So it's like I keep finding myself and all this stuff,
you know, then I have to prove that it's me.
And then once I do, then it's, oh, okay, sorry.
Though it's never clarified what exactly happened at the Walmart,
Charlotte and her father discussed the allegation that something occurred
while their family was on a trip to Georgia with some of their neighbors,
including the five-year-old victim's family.
Supposedly it happened when we were in Helen and I said that's absolutely not true
because I was with them 100% of the time.
When we went to Georgia for the kids, like the neighbor trip, supposedly it happened when
we were in Georgia too.
This happened way back, man.
That was one, and then this was the second one.
To the same child?
Supposedly, but I can have 100% attest that it didn't happen in Georgia because I was
there the whole time.
The trip also came up in Chris's interview.
During that time period, did anything ever happen that would cause me to be involved?
No.
Okay.
So, there's positive coping, Evan, definitely, right, be on the defensive, whatever, and still
keeping an open mind to absolute red flags that will fuck your entire life over and
end your loved ones.
I mean, dude, come on, man, these are flags that even though you're coping, you want
protected of your husband whatever that you would still be like dude this is
too it's too crazy about other than allegation that I have to raise the flags
yeah specifically talking about it right then okay did anything happen with her or
did you show her anything or talk to her about anything or do anything with
while you're on vacation and in the same type of situation that possibly having
yesterday. No, not, not anything bad now. Anything good? We had fun with kids on vacation.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, until we know the facts. If he says, yes, I did it, you know, but if he says,
So I let go of my innocent and kind of love you.
Well, anybody can say that.
I get it now.
I get it.
I get it.
I'm a bit respectful of not saying it.
I'm a bit respectful of not going to say it.
I don't want to answer.
A few answers were provided by the Thompson's 3K.
Let me ask that fan.
Investigators began with the couple's 11-year-old son.
Well, I mean, the behaviors that you pass on,
that you teach, the thing that they, it's just,
It's like, come on, bro.
Like, come on, really?
Like, oh, what he says, it seems like maybe she's
overly charitable because he's overly charitable.
And it depends on that.
I mean, that's biased, I'm not biased.
Just speculative thoughts.
Or asked you to touch them?
No.
No, okay.
The seven year old shared a similar story.
Do you feel safe when you're at home?
Yeah.
Good. Have you ever seen anything on any phone or any kind of tablet or anything like that?
That's not something you should see, you know.
Okay.
While waiting for the Thompson's five-year-old, the interviewer and CPS worker discussed the troubling case among themselves.
Is it weird that they do that to their own children or is it?
Yeah, pretty soon get away from her family.
That and she might she might have thought it was him in videos.
Craping somebody else against the top.
They threw it back.
Well, you're a lot more cold.
I need to clean your shoes.
Hey, yeah.
Hey, how are you?
Welcome.
You want to have a crazy holiday.
And generally this sounds like you got
I'm going to be eating over the top.
But I feel like in those case files,
it just the children should be blacked out entirely.
And also the the voice should be put through a fucking a I feel through her something
Has anybody ever shown you anything that made you feel uncomfortable or there wasn't was it good to look at?
Who showed you
Do you remember what he said what he showed you?
And he showed me a boy that was scary.
It's the table, man.
What did you look like?
He had, like, a bad mirror to pay us.
Jesus.
Why did your dad show you that?
I don't know.
He just showed us in the light.
He always does.
You didn't like it?
No.
Has he ever shown you anything else that one of it isn't good to look at?
Nope.
No.
Just that.
Okay.
the interviewer and detective returned to talk with Charlotte, reassuring her that they don't
suspect Chris ever did anything inappropriate with their children. There was, however, another
previous incident they hadn't discussed yet. So there was a report in 2009, February 2009,
at like a target. Do you recall anything about that? Um, we got married in December of 08,
and we moved it to, you know, thanks for the streams you've seen, you've paid no
I don't know anything about it.
Is there a police report or anything like that?
No.
Because the allegations of the law in Jamaica I live in 2009 are so much of the allegations
of the law incident where he was exposed.
I have no clue about Bergen.
Never heard of it.
As Charlotte can't provide any clarity about this other potential incident, the detective
discusses what will happen now that Chris has been arrested.
So a big hit will be notification through media.
OK.
Yes.
If you don't have that.
What do you mean?
With the charge that he's going to be pushed,
it's going to be like a news release and all that stuff.
Wait.
Not saying necessarily, but they can't release it in the media.
So just be aware that you might get some phone call.
I thought they couldn't do that involving them on here.
She's just low skill human.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't like to be a blame or anything, but.
that's different. So they won't release the victim's name, but they'll release the victim's name.
She's just in low range.
So I'm gonna drag my family through the mud.
According to official documents while conducting the search warrant and viewing electronic items located within the Thompson's residence,
investigators found images on an SD card.
The images led them to speak with another of Chris's neighbors and inquire if any of her children wore tight camouflage shorts.
The neighbor confirmed that her 12-year-old daughter did.
question the child explained that she routinely goes over to Chris's house to hang out with
his children. She said that Chris never made inappropriate comments or touched her in a
way that made her feel uncomfortable. However the images on Chris's SD card were of a child
wearing camouflage shorts, and were close-ups of her buttocks.
So then I'm playing buttocks, what if he didn't do it? Then is there like an apology
hand-me-cannons and shit. So right now the evidence that we have are based upon a little
girl that is making some pretty serious allegations, right? Right. We also have one of the other
girls saying that she went into the room with him. Okay, so that's kind of cooperating
with this. And then we also have past incidents where he was showing behavior towards juvenile
girls in department stores, exposing themselves in department stores, everything linking up
to this being a more probable than not.
The parents didn't come forward and say, Hey, oh, she's a wife, I think it's not true that
she's dependent.
Does it mean she's done anything to read separate incidents?
I'll just say that you say, Oh, well, it wasn't it wasn't proven at that point.
Your own children are on the line.
At that point, it is your job to be at least not low skill.
They say, yo, for the sake of my own children,
I'm gonna fucking lock in.
And she doesn't.
So, I mean, I think, like I said, low ranked.
She's a new, but he low player.
I mean.
I saw them doing this.
The little girl that she, she made for.
Oh, she only knew one.
That's the only reason for her.
Oh my bad.
Oh, she only knew of one.
We're good.
There was only one.
Oh my god! Dude!
We're good then! It's only one of them!
It's a sticker.
Law enforcement also discovered Chris possessed nearly 20,000 images of child abuse material,
and he had produced his own child abuse material with several different victims, all 13 years
old or younger. Throughout the course of the investigation, several of Chris's victims
were identified and were completely unaware of his actions. According to official documents,
Oh, I'm definitely gonna sit at the fish stand like humans see that.
Yo, of course they-
Dude, what a fucking brain dead con that is-
That's insane.
Dude, dude, the complex clues are absolutely important.
Like, in what?
I can't, I can't, I can't see the, oh my god.
But less than 16 years of age, a second-degree felony,
and two counts of video voyeurism.
He pled guilty and was sentenced to a total of 50
years in a state prison in a federal place.
This is also charged with three counts of coercing
a minor to engage in an inexplicit
conducts for the purpose of producing the visual depiction and transmitting the visual depiction.
He was also charged with one count of knowingly possessing matters which contained a visual
depiction of a minor engaging in explicit conduct.
Chris entered a plea of guilty to counts one and three.
Counts two and four were dismissed in accordance with the plea agreement.
He was sentenced to 60 years in prison which will run concurrent with his other sentence.
Once released he will be supervised for the rest of his life.
I mean, you behave in what, 90?
So...
Um...
I mean, she did say that, right?
But at the same time, I got guys with you, like, I feel like when you can actually look the other way,
it's easy to not know about some stuff when you are prone to looking the other way.
Like that I think that that behavior is inherently problematic
Of course, you'll never fucking see what's in the basement if you never go to the basements
I mean that just makes sense like come on, bro
Can you welcome to the jungle xqcl?
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I mean there is a stabbing discord. I'm not I'm not stupid. I love up a shit
This shit got me fuming. In a just world these type of people should be hanged by. You know what.
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Yeah, I try my best to not fucking do any like victim blaming or whatever, right?
I try my best because I mean, I'm not insensitive, I watch videos all the time.
I understand it, I understand it, like, but sometimes, um, I wouldn't call it blaming.
I mean, it's just like, I got a lot being law-ranked.
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Aw.
Alright.
they couldn't chew. Bet they tore into that poor bastard scout for wasting their damn time.
Once all the ants fucked off, I took away the rock and put the sausage back. That same scout
came crawling back, checked it out, saw it really was sausage, and rushed off again to report like a
dumbass. Soon as he left, I swapped the sausage with the rock again. The whole damn army rolled
back in only to get fucked over again. After they stormed off Pist, I switched the rock out
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I'll try to be getting this ass kicked right about now.
I dropped a damn.
Is it Greco on it?
Oh, I thought they put a little bit of RL on it.
Chad, what is this RE game?
Out.
Yo, a day in six hours?
Oh, that's cap.
Um, it's gonna be on the uh, I can't read this shit, man.
It is time to standardize release dates, I'm gonna lose my shit, okay?
What a joke.
Standardize your fucking releases, man.
God darn it.
Oh, it is standardize, let me check it.
Erlin Feb 270, is it the same as Tokyo Feb 210?
Oh.
Oh, console is different.
Yeah, like I said, standardize it.
Oop!
Standardize it!
Standardize the whole process!
Fucking bitch!
Okay, we're done with that.
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We- bro!
God see-
Are you stupid? Is this what we're doing yesterday?
Oh, I'm not-
Is this what we're doing yesterday?
His face is beautiful!
Okay.
His village sucks!
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we'll now chat. Um, interesting. Yes, I don't know where Jesse is. I don't think I want to play
without him. What else got laid last night? Schmidt? Shh. Don't wake up like that. Stop,
I'm like, it's just weird, he's seen from golf really?
Have you guys noticed?
Maybe I press the market leak for like maybe a minute
and they'll wait for me to see it, maybe...
Alright, let me call Greg, tell him to enter the phone.
Yo!
Well, let's say you enter the phone man!
Yo!
What's up, brother?
I just completely dominated these kids in Rocket League real quick. I just had to show them who daddy was.
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Uh, I'm like, got any gold free.
Dude.
Gold?
I'm almost platinum, yeah, but I play against champions.
That's cap!
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Can you can you make that bank that bank that bank that bank that thing
Help me, okay
Oh, I mean big man
Nice.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come fast.
You, man, you, man.
No, no, no.
No, I don't. No, I don't.
You can test the shot.
Really?
No, come on, come on, come on.
There's been a...
Hey, we lost two games.
If I go to contest and the guy flicks it up, we have nobody at the back here.
Great thing, it was not a playboy, he would be there for the chopper.
I know, I think it's a rotation, like you guys-
Yeah, but you wouldn't have been there for that chopper, you wouldn't have been there to receive it though.
I'm gonna receive the dick in my mouth.
Oh my god, is that in?
No, it's not in.
Hello, Kisky's?
I'm not gonna forfeit.
Like they fucking should.
Next time for fit on brick because of our aura. Yeah, I mean if you see if you see our names in the fucking game
Yes, fuck it just fucking ff. You know, you're losing the games. They just don't handle buddy. You're trash
You know our fucking sucker
Suckers straight suckers
You go you go you go you go bang it just go mental on them
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Fuck that go for it
You got to save this X
Is that my papa hit it hit it again
If this is my best person, it's a bad ball.
Chill, chill, chill.
Chill, chill.
Just trying not to even play in the stairs.
Nice.
Hey, I use...
Oh my god, X.
Attack, attack, attack, attack.
Nice.
No!
I just wasn't fast.
I didn't get those in fast.
No.
I saved this somehow.
No, it's bad. It's still bad.
It's fine, it's fine.
Good.
You you you just chill just chill
Don't panic don't panic you can wait too much
Make it fucking easy baby
X
It's a guy on the X
We can wait for it again it's all you
X you better
Oh god this is not gonna have a no boost
I got boost here
Wack it X. You have to go for that. Good shot.
Sane, take a minute. I can't. It's you, it's you, it's you.
Smack it, please. It's hard to count. Keep whacking it, keep whacking the X.
Keep whacking the X. Keep going.
Can I get some welcomes to the jungle, Mr. Cal? Caliburn for you.
That's all you're for now.
I missed.
Black it out, it's hard you fucking can't.
I'm there for nothing.
That's right, it's all right.
You're going to win.
It's you.
like it baby beautiful set up to follow that with a little cheeky aerial I didn't
know I did I did not know that it was there was a on the ground
it took my business we've got to hit it out back when I got rabbit boosts
holy cinema
Keep going X.
Oh, he blew me up. I managed to hit it back before he did.
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Have to get the fucking heavy can't breathe man
Like like my caveman way like a nation of fucking died like it makes no sense at all man
Yeah, breeze is in here so fucking dick man
Whoa, that was fast.
Get it in, X.
Oh, my God.
X, can you hit a straight one?
Hit it!
Oh, my God.
Hit it.
Hit it, X.
And, of course.
Did you see that?
I can't!
You're so slow.
Approved, yeah.
Four feet.
What the fuck is four feet?
You're so slow!
I'm perfect, yeah!
Four feet?
What the fuck is four feet?
Is that a fucking French?
French, our Canadian phrase.
Okay, lock in this next one.
We had fun that last game.
Let's be serious, lock in.
No more joking, no more laughing.
Let's just get some goals and good grumps, okay?
All right.
Not kidding.
I
Do passive because I don't trust my fucking team bank to block the shots about at home and go
He's zero and when I say it's my boy, it's my boys. You understand sucker. Okay. Okay, bust a bitch asset
Then when you're on the fence you are the one that can test the ball
I know who defends it because you can't block a fucking shot for your life
That's a nice shot like that, did you just hold that way is he actually hold it in your mouth. Is he asking?
Hold it
Well he's moving. He was like that. That one move. You know what he's looking above him?
I can't think of anything.
Hang on. You, you, you.
Yo ex, QC, you cutie. When you're, you're going to welcome me to fucking the jungle.
Oh.
Or the way you pick your toenails is very sick.
Actually that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.
Help me.
it's for you it's for you it's for me dip shit that's too fucking hard and
you're fucking dog shit the game fucking buster there's so that what a buster
What the fuck are you doing set myself up for greatness pinch
You have to get this that you have to get this that
What do you mean I have to contest that what do you mean you can test it that's my fault that's my fault
That's my fault this time right in general in general you would you wouldn't go to Bruce there
You would go to confess a shop so that the guy goes to the dribble and I get the receipt like otherwise
It's a coin flip it's the one you want otherwise
Get up there be aggressive man, you're like really good at dribbling you're not using your skills
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Won't kick off. Yeah hit it
Go boy. Go boy. Go boy. Go boy. Wait for him to
Okay
That's I should easily make a shot. I just didn't know you're getting dirty with it though. You're getting dirty with it. Oh
Oh my god, you're getting real dirty with it. Get in there, X. You're crazy at dribbling.
Wow. I mean, you just missed the ball. So I got this.
I read the shot. I read the shot, too. I actually read the shot. I read the exact
shot look that's difficult dude pops are difficult you did well
don't really have to think
nice little shit there oh my god I should have been able to make that shot I'm
been so badly on that
good there just there for okay I need to
fucking buy it off I have to show what in
the seats look at this break
just top bins from I go there you
go oh my god nope
Nice job every time I get a fuck out of my net
Thanks
Thanks
Are you eating I
Mean I miss I miss I'm five years in the jungle ex-gossip
He's not in his fucking toes with that!
I need my daughters shrinking blood!
Go on!
Haha!
Are you allergic to nail clippers or just mentally unwell?
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Wait, is that inside?
Okay.
Oh.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
No!
That's for job of them.
That's just fucking cool.
Like what do you even do here?
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If you commit a crime they live better that you if you murder somebody you go to prison and you live better than a regular
Xbox food
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Of course
I'll just do boring shit while this is my heaven. Let's help them by the way
Okay, but let's not do fun too much fun shit. Let's do like some core foundational shit some grind this shit. You know, I mean
Yes, like getting materials so I getting wood and stones like that
Yes, I
Found Jerusalem on the game. It's kind of crazy. It's just a
did you see him yes I did really where it is the bet no I'm not kidding I found
it at place it's like heaven I'm gonna if you got TP to me though I don't know
how else to get you there
No, not big yahoo, fucking dumbass. Bro, brother, I can't, I can't.
Big yahoo.
Is that like the spawn point? I mean, it's gonna, it's gonna be a significant location.
Is that?
Like.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me just...
Okay, what are we going to be doing?
Are you there?
We're getting a few materials.
Let's get us some backpacks.
Some canteens.
Some bandages.
Some blocks.
Looks like rust loadouts.
We can actually do some shit.
And we die.
We can actually re-kid out.
No?
Yep.
sounds good I gotta show you my spot though first you're about to freak you're
about to you're about to come in your parents you be honest I'm you do not
bad let me just check about anything bad I'm a not bad
nothing bad on it we're not doing the notepad skit anymore are we
Okay, right, so before you log in, just for that, I just had a rough, when you were locked
off, I had a little bit of a rough time, but I did get a bunch of loot.
Okay, okay, okay, so, goals for now, one, wool, wool, let's say, let's say, let's
Leather
What else
Max to craft some loadouts
Maybe find XE book I think XE book would be a bit or not and I think we're giving one
If you stay live for 15 minutes, genuinely, I will applaud you.
No, I want money.
Wait, why do I have a blue bar on my little side?
Okay, can you give me like a 200k watch?
Right, okay, alright, follow me.
Okay, what does it have to do with me?
No, what does it have to do with me?
Zero to B. Zero to Bs.
How'd you come to me then? Just tell me how you come to me.
I'm not going to you. I'm gonna cheat.
No, no, no. It's not cheating. It's in my waypoint. How'd I bring you to me?
Um, I, uh, maybe we have some, um...
It's called Jerusalem. Okay, here, come.
You need to come to me. Once you see this, you're gonna cut...
Like, you're gonna go...
Bro, how much did you fucking play? There's three, four, five chests!
I played all day.
I was lonely.
Dude, you can't do that to us, man.
Why?
Fortunate reason.
I felt like I sucked so bad,
I needed to understand the game a little bit
so I could be on your guys' level.
That's fair.
We both suck, that's fair.
Okay, is what we're gonna do.
Okay, come to me, come to me somehow.
Just TP.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, what the fuck's wrong?
Hello?
Invisible dog in down here
I'm dead
I'm here just oh, okay. I'm still sleeping so you can't hear me. No not yet chat
I don't know what's going on the code
Are you fucking serious what the fuck
what you do when it's cold by the way
Is anybody down?
Oh my god.
You should get more eye clothing.
Do you have a bed?
Have a bed if you want to get sleep.
nice dude i'm cooking
Where you going at?
Yeah.
Okay.
Hold on.
I need to find one.
Shouldn't it be a bit here?
Dead now.
Okay, go.
I'm taking damage. Yeah, I can't either.
I'll maybe go there before I die.
I can't, I cannot, I cannot, I'm should I die here?
Yeah I got wall closing, there you go.
Where do I go? I mean where do I go to get some heat?
I mean, this is fucking ridiculous!
Can you sleep on our nuts?
Yeah, I can. Do you want me to?
I'm ready. Ready?
Oh, yep. I'm already there.
I'm not gonna look like I'm chilling.
Ha!
Go! Now!
Good!
We're good!
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Yeah, how about the buggy? How about the buggy?
Why am I still something to this subhuman?
What about you, little buddy?
Wait, I don't get his loot?
We get a shovel, though.
Okay, why don't you give me a little bit quicker?
Is that a bazaar or a slime ball?
Wait, what about my items though?
I had a full kit!
Is it where?
Blind!
Blind what?
With the angle that I just had it, I could not have seen that, but I had really good
items well here to I'm cooking oh my god oh my god actually cook
I
Have any wool clothing Sean. I do
man Sean man Sean
the furnace is
This day one of RL craft. I noticed you don't have anything in your inventory. I
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I mean, you're kidding surely, right?
I'm on the wrong side, okay.
What do I even fucking cook?
In this mod winter is so fucking annoying it I'm gonna lose my shit. What the fuck is going on man?
I
Well, we're good right right, uh, Rick
Yeah, I'm good. I
Need to get to meet someone. I don't know how to do it
Wait slime balls
How do you can wormhole to me?
Well, I maybe have a potion somewhere, hold on, give me a minute.
Just look at me in a minute, or maybe soon.
How do I get XP as a question?
Um, Rika Potion, that doesn't do it, right?
No, I
Can just go kill some mobs and get it and get a thing. Oh
One more. Yeah, I got you I got one. I got one. I got one. Okay. Come come now. When do you see the spot?
Well, I'm
I'm just a little defense mother
What else, maybe gathering?
Maybe magic?
So I can get good benades?
This is good, that was fun.
That was probably fun.
Okay, we are good.
We are good, good, good.
Now pickaxe, axe, and we are fucking off
this stupid ass down.
Pickaxe?
I don't have money, eight.
Six years, Dench.
I don't have gathering, two either.
I'm coming.
Bandies.
I got bandies.
I got this.
I got that.
I got band-aids.
I'm coming.
Bring all the loot.
Bring all the loot.
Bring us back to the camp.
Okay, now click T and accept that.
What do I do?
Click T and accept my thing.
Click T and accept my thing.
Uh...
Click ex-
Do I have to do the...
Great, accept my fucking request!
No!
Click T?
Yeah?
No, no, you have to-
Okay.
Okay.
Look at this place.
I'm freezing.
Here, take this, take this.
I got you, I got you, blood.
Thank you.
Okay.
No problem.
I need more though.
Let me just get on the wall.
Quick!
Here, here, here.
Quick, quick, quick.
I have the waste on here.
This is the first video.
I, what?
You have a waste on here?
Dude, is this where we spawned that?
No.
No, it's not.
No.
You spawned it at another spot.
Oh, it's the same village though.
It's bad.
These villages are the worst in the game.
They have leaves in line of loot.
What?
Yeah, they have the loot. How many is it worth?
It's the one that has no loot.
It has crispy bacon in one of the chests.
Yeah, but bacon's not loot though, man. Maybe for you, but I mean...
I can't eat it, because I'm Muslim, but...
Guys, this is the one type of village that has no loot.
Okay, so you just... I spent three hours getting here finding this, and now you send his dog shit.
Well I mean it's the worst in the game so I mean I don't know what to tell you.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine.
I mean don't cry, I mean I'm just telling you.
No, I'm not crying I swear.
I mean, it's a good way to get started.
Let's get it.
Let's get out there, let's get out there.
I'm not mean, it's just, it really is the worst.
No it's fine, I'm not.
you
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
My power went out, the fucking power supply kicked in, but there's a delay somehow.
I don't know why.
I know what it would be, the light, though.
That's just really stupid.
It seems weird, no?
It's so annoying dude.
It's supposed to be uninterrupted then.
The whole house clicked.
Boom.
Like, really dude?
I
Got cooked and hello
Yeah, what's up? I got cooked. I got cooked. Sorry. I upset you. Oh, okay. I spy on a house one down for the reason
I am I can't just buy a new house
She wish I
Did I was having fun and it had to fuck my shit X Y
As soon as I swear there are entities that detect fun, and as soon as they detect it, they do things to remove it.
Like, they're like evil fucking Vibe terrorists.
Four house.
Yo, yo, that's the end of the IP.
No you didn't. No you didn't.
I don't think it did, but it could have.
In this place of shit, there's no loot anywhere.
Dude, it's the worst village type in the game.
Why don't you tell me that?
Wait, it doesn't make sense.
Because the internet can go out.
Wait, hold on, this makes no sense.
The internet didn't go out though.
Suck suck suck suck suck suck suck EMP conspiracy suck suck suck suck suck suck suck minus one million
No, there's no way the internet would go out and come back with the router restart with the nine seconds of re of restarts
a twitch reconnection of a buffer
I reconnected to my twitch buffer in less than nine seconds
Yeah, I'm on a different backup. I think I don't know. I'll check it out with the engineers
later on. Who the fuck cares? What? You died? I liked.
No, yeah, no, I had two power grid things here, because last time I had to remove it
because I was on a smart plug and a smart plug failed.
It just said fuck it, I'm the same thing, you know what I mean?
10 less than 3 less than 3 less than 3
You like this?
Ok ready to progress or what?
Yeah I just killed a bunch of things I got this an enchanted book
Use us for a shielder
Go
Wait wait less
Let's go see, let's go see, let's go see, let's go see, let's go see, let's go see.
Okay.
I have a bed over here.
Okay, coming.
You're low-key in there for you, though, weightless.
So, aha, good one, that's my bed.
Oh, really, bitch?
Yeah, you're gonna sleep.
Good one, ex.
See?
Oh, yes.
Let's go, come on, send it, just send it.
Let's do explorers around this town, shall we?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so first things first, there's a thing there.
Yo, what is that?
Well, here, here to the, where is it?
And then, here to the left is like an danger area.
Gravity Weber.
That is one of the most divulgable combos I've ever seen.
Weber
Oh my god eggs come here quickly. No, I'm the I'm gonna get my gear. Oh
That's your game. I picked up
Yes, it's all my gear
Oh!
I'm getting cold. You hear that?
Yeah.
Well, I-I need my chest.
Coming now. In a second.
I'm dying.
What are you dying? Dying? Dying? What?
Cold.
Yo, my bubbles! You saw all my bubbles!
I need to steal shit.
Okay, give me my three bubbles right now
As the bunny
Why dying this is yours this is yours cold
Thank you
Yeah, I appreciate it. Thank you
Jesus I need a witness is this is stressful
We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. This area's got so much stuff in it over here
We should defeat this area where we can hit up here
No, this is town. It's not down. It's not our town. This is the in chat like the bad town. No, it's not that
It is
I can't I can't I'm cooking help me
I got to reach him.
I javelined him.
Like it?
Where's my javelining?
Can you die?
Oh wait! That's good!
Die!
Yes, big levels bang bang 20 levels
Okay, I wanted to have gathering eight
Mr. Green be
Mr. Green be
That's a classic, yeah
Oh, you hear that let's go your bronze gentlemen's shit isn't it
Oh
Five damage. That's that's awful dude. Dude. Dude. What's that noise?
What noise
I don't think I did that. I'm gonna give it a bucket.
See, it's just... yeah, okay, it's your trolling, mate.
Let's get out there, come on.
All right. Let's continue in here, because this has got the XG and the loot in here.
Where are you?
Man, no, no, it's bad loot. Let's just get out of here.
It's not. You just got eight... you got 20 levels from a mob in here.
No, no, no, no, that's because that was a, um...
That was a super rare spawn. It's called a, um...
It's a blight it's a blight it's worth it's 20 levels of pop-up
Yeah, okay, okay, I can't believe I'm playing my craft would be debunker. Is it anything you haven't debunked in the fuck
No, I can be like anything. He literally there's not a single thing you haven't debunked
Oh my god you're kidding me.
Let's go.
Okay.
Let's see if there's any P.O.I.s nearby.
South tower.
The debunker.
Let's go throughout this spot here.
Is that a rock village?
A lighthouse?
Oh, anything to wool off.
I'm too hot now.
What the hell?
What the hell boy?
What the hell boy?
Uh oh, there's a track.
No, not there anymore gentlemen.
Oh, let's get this lighthouse.
Holy content cinema!
You think there's loot here now?
Huh?
You think there's loot here?
Yes.
Yeah, so fuck me right just fuck me I have nothing to go
I mean you don't want to build some stairs you could build I don't have any blocks
man
Give me a second
Is there anything up here? Is there?
Of course there is. Of course there is. You think they're gonna make a lighthouse with nothing in? Lock in.
No no there's literally
That's bullshit, I didn't believe that one day.
No, I'm not seeing it, it's in the...
Dragon! Dragon!
Try get him!
Break it out! Break it out!
Break?
Yeah, I'm here.
Oh my... Oh my god!
Yep.
And I'm dead.
Where to where?
Okay, there's a trap door.
There's a trap door.
Do not go to the bottom
What is it you I?
Just lost on my loot man. Yeah, and I remember the fritz is like a one-taper. I remember that your frit last time it really one taps
Jeff Fritz are pretty strong right?
Okay, there's a trap door at the bottom of the light. I'm not going there. There's tons of mobs there
In lava by the way. Wow, in lava? Yes.
I see some of the vegetation over there, maybe a possible biome.
What's that? There's a good biome here.
It's a treebill.
kind of cute what is this place I guess the woodwall is still getting
who's near me oh it's a crab
this winter shit's pissing me off yeah it's gonna be the fuck of his wallet
it's gonna be a long time too
Okay, I need to progress somewhere.
No, no, no, no, this is a new, it's like a newer, like a, it could come like a DLC
of Oilcrafter.
This one's pretty advanced though, there's a lot of stuff.
We're playing a very, very hardcore version of Minecraft.
hardcore yet yo what's up with these little totems here what does it mean
chat show us all these little totems here
Their graves oh I love it as good
That scared the fuck out of me. I need to consume this. I have no water. I have no water.
Can I go out? I need dine. Nope. I'm about to pass out. I need water.
I'm saying blurry any water
okay
this is so bad I can't
what's up with that zavillage?
I'm just dead. I'm badged, I am. I have to go back to the sea water. I can't make
I need flint.
Great.
This is really, really bad.
I know.
I need to get to sleep.
I'm on shot!
My body's on shot!
My body's on shot!
Help!
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
I have full wool clothing and I'm still taking damage.
Yeah, it's awful. It's awful.
You put a torch on your offhander.
Put a torch on your offhander and you should be chilling.
My body is one shot. I have no band-aids.
Great. I'm about to perish in the battle.
Torches in my offhander is not a thing.
Oh, God.
I'm making it back to base.
Maybe I'll make a chest?
go next to a furnace. Wait, I have to put them here? This is too much. Oh, fool. It
should be enough. I'm not trying to make it back, but it's not looking good, man. It's
terrible for me too I think if I think one thing of damage in my body dies oh my
god
then I'm dead
I'm getting stressed out there, mate.
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
I'm getting stressed out there, bitch.
That's gonna sit, that's gonna sit, that's gonna sit, that's gonna sit, that's gonna
sit.
Yo, Greg, you brought us to the worst place on Earth, by the way.
And we used a TV to get here.
Like, it's so awful.
There's nothing, there's no violence, nothing good, there's nothing.
You brought us to the fucking hell city.
Hello Mr. Count, will you sign my Pokemon card?
Remember, remember this donation.
You are the star of my life.
The rocket is needed to reach on the...
Hey, well...
I search for the hidden square.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
I don't know how to get out of here anyway, like...
XQC could be a weird crash,
because of that device connection.
Device incident aware.
Aja Tomfoolery is going on around here.
Where's the XQC Minecraft site?
Well, what's all of this, by the way?
It's food coming.
What the type of shit is this?
What the type of shit is this?
What the hell is that?
Anything is in my hand.
End game by Elm?
Fuck it dude.
Do not cheat. I know what my gear is at.
What was the monster that was like glowing it? That gold? What is that?
It drops books?
I'm freezing to death.
Oh, where's me gear?
Um...
There.
where?
there
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oh
oh
oh
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Wait did I just drop it on the ground?
I did it.
I mean I don't care.
I'm the other loot there.
I couldn't give a shit.
You brought us to a fucking hellscape.
Fuck this shit.
What a joke.
No loot, nothing.
Why the fuck did I listen to you?
I can't believe you made me run,
you brought me here, why man?
This is so bad.
Oh, did you, did you, did you?
And now I just put in the wheelchair.
Yep, that's it, did you, did you, did you, man?
Wow.
Alright, sketch the other place then.
Alright, I'll tell them, do we have an XP for it?
I have one XP, I haven't though.
Yeah, I can stream off this guy.
That's a horrible thing.
What even is that?
I don't know if it's gonna die.
Help me, maybe.
Die.
We're healing it, I think.
bring it to the bit where the guys can help us
it's got to hit it a hundred times
so ugly
dude
it one shot it one shots blood
get up
get up
run
he's on your shit like crazy style
he's still on you
it's a died
wait what?
no x-fee
where is that?
it just died
like it just
strapped out
see soon let me get it straight you don't like this area
get up i got one level i'm good to uh to db
where's db at
I found it. I'm gonna go back to, um, home.
I
Let me buy now. I couldn't give a shit like I'm over it
Okay, so now what we do is we
No stone
No stone
No, we'll make some progress. I mean, we will progress. I mean, trust me, you just got to, uh, fuck it all mine either.
Here's my stone.
One.
T.
Um...
Am I that stupid? No, no, I wouldn't be that stupid. There's no shot.
I could use a diamond now I'm pretty sure
16 no way dude
I'm at nine
Nine did you have you try progressing in the game?
Now I have a cold again
How did you get your XP by the way wait what that what would I spawn here when I chose the other one
it. Dude, you agree? I generally cannot. I genuinely cannot. I'm done.
Got it.
Pathetic lamp.
I think at one level of XP, I'm not going to get this.
just kill like farm animals there's any some passive animals I'm kidding crabs
right now well this village is a hellscape
I don't think you're supposed to die this much
Oh wow, thank you man. There wasn't though, well, I don't know, that was so smart.
Like, the biomes that are nearby this place are disgusting.
Oh, anyway, I mean, yeah, but even then it's...
Coach, I don't even know how to get out of here.
I fucking hate this village.
I can't do a thing, man.
Suck it one gram.
Suck it one gram.
Suck it one gram.
Suck it one gram.
Wolves in the houses?
Yeah, I mean, I'm just gonna die again.
I mean, I'm only ever to get one level.
So I can keep the pain to get out of here.
What's a good way to get one level I think, yeah.
And I'm not like gated potatoes, is there anything that gives exp at all?
I could cook something.
Nice!
I could take that.
this call this cold thing is ridiculous it's it's it I say that's not
this model it is it is where over the top it's over tuned it yes yes especially
before like yeah full walls on up you are you you still die and that's my
Port of all Kepper, I'm dying of the cold.
Why would it, it's like, you put code and you can't do anything, you can't even play the game.
I think I'm going to message the devs right now.
Wow.
I have a level.
Let's just make it back to the town.
Okay.
I don't get one, I need to hit the mobs, yeah, I need to hit some mobs now.
Is that going to put me up?
Man, I'm good, we're good.
There you go.
Okay, you want to zip it up?
Give me a second.
I've got like this enchanted deer trying to kill me.
Just one second.
I wonder if I should still get the energy of this thing.
These things are gonna help me or?
So you can't even sleep?
I can. Wait a second.
I
Have a mini boss. I want me I guess also I also have tonight. It's okay. I don't give a shit give me a second give me a second
I need to make a campfire
Okay
Okay, okay
I can get to sleep now. Sure
Yeah, 100%
I got it
One, give me an ETA
Now
ETA, now
I need five
Now
Maybe if you actually played the mod pack instead of running around like a retard, you would be able to progress
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy
I was progressing it
Baiting me to go to this fucking stupid place that I was trying to get out of this hell-escaper
The greatness Greek wrap it's time to take responsibility for your actions X it's time
Yeah, I'm responsible for my behavior and my beer says I've never taken that to be from you ever again
fucking butt ass
He's right he's right
I'm back in the good place of Waterloo.
Yo what's up gang gang?
How'd you get back here?
I'm the goat.
I'm dying of the cold.
I'm nice and willy warm.
I can't believe Green was nice for the first time.
Any boys?
Any boys?
Any boys?
Any boys?
Any boys?
Any boys?
Any boys?
Any boys?
Any boys?
Any boys?
Any boys?
Any boys?
any fours, any fours, any fours, any fours, any ones?
Uh, there should be in there, I farmed a bunch of wood earlier, in there.
Nope, none.
Cooked, I'm dead, I'm dead again.
Do you want to have my wall, just to keep you going?
I need stone.
Should be in the crate.
It's no beds.
Please!
Yeah, just take mine.
It's fine.
The
beds left in this place
out
k i made a second power
really i would at all when you're
yes should be one in the in the thing
not i i mean a lot more than that i really like a lot a lot more
now unfortunately not. Can I get a welcome to the jungle queue? No?
Oh we can snipe, I'm still not sure yet.
Well okay dude, I'm just gonna go for a wood run. Like I do.
Well done. Please turn on the boob mod.
I need a bed though before I do that.
That's just um...
Reforge all the leather for extra hearts. I don't mean to re-forge the leather. What
are you telling me? What are you telling me?
49 months, can I get a welcome to the Jungle Excuciel?
I've got your bed. I'm going to place it up here. Okay?
Okay. Thank you.
if you place it does it count as a spawn or do you have to sleep in it?
i have no idea
two hours later and this return will find a way
there's no progress
good thinking little god
amen to that brother
i'm gonna go around and see if you find something interesting
okay that doesn't sound like it's gonna end well
well in it
True true that's just negative risks seeing things in my bag.
So there's the boss over there at all, isn't there?
Holes? Thank you.
Like there's himself over there?
I just couldn't build in time. I don't know. I can build in time. I'm just, uh, all right.
Fuck you. Progress, by the way. Progress.
The other man updates your about me section below the stream.
It is genuinely misleading.
Your name isn't Felix.
What is it then?
It's almost all taken, isn't it?
Can you finally pull the fridge out the freezer?
I want Jess as I think if I saw you play this pack without Jess as I would legit go
go to bed right now but with hope in heart that Jess's joins I stand. Also, do I let
of the stick fingers of the
capway over there
of the
of the
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
okay so why guys back in the old modern she would kill himself why is he doing
that
maybe I can maybe I can slowly kill him though I paid out the hit I hit him I
If you don't hit, I kill him.
Okay, don't say, of course, but I need food.
Do you have any?
Yeah, there's a bread in the middle of the box, I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it.
I'm not getting it.
Right next to the box.
Yes.
Dragon! Real Dragon! Real! Real! Real! Real!
Okay, well do not please do not aggro that please
Do not aggro that oh
Who's we who's we smiley
You ready
I can't do that, it's just too hard.
I need bow and arrow for him, and then he killed him today.
What if I make the dragon fight the golem?
Look, what are you?
A dragon!
Did that work?
No?
That was close though, right, Jack?
Hey, Dragon.
a dragon x do not aggro it over to the base please no I got this I got it I got this
I should kind of angle myself right here.
Come on, I got it.
Dude, is he gonna fly by?
I think I'm straight for about an hour.
Wait, I think I heard a gunshot at the 7A.
Wait, all of these two diamonds?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Well, what did you just do?
I made the dragon fight the Bogolan, but I know he's gonna kill me now.
Wait. Hey, hey, hey, that's not fair!
I
Great sleep they go
Okay
Level two grim reaper. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I this I can't do any more matter
We got this. We're making progress. Oh, it doesn't kill me because I didn't sign it.
We got this. I just found a bunch of wood inside. We'll set it up. I think the problem
is that your brain works in a different way. It's not bad ways, it's in a different sort of angle.
It says it's fucking you, buddy. It says it's fucking you.
We're gonna see.
Okay.
So what do we need? Flat out.
Can you take this place with your sword?
Yeah, you're just gonna die.
I'll bat, boom, boom, one more shot, boom, dead, later, bitch.
It's what I do around here. It's what I do.
By the way, down here in the mine here, there's a mob spawner thing with cool armor if you want to kill these guys.
cool armor yeah and I can do now I run what the fuck is a cool armor cool cool
armor cool where I'll show you how to leave back this real quick
okay the only else at all no they're really difficult yeah
Change provision for crafting. I can't anymore.
Finding the experience about how much though.
It's probably very little.
Right, down here. Oh, he's already here.
Oh my god! Help!
Careful, careful, there's a bow guy. Careful. We could just choose him.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez, Louise.
Maybe I can get him here.
Careful.
Dead.
Where is he?
oh my god I just died to something weird he's dead he's dead he's dead don't
pick up so my nice hopefully every one of my god what the fuck is that
What the fuck is this thing? Violet Gregg! Violet Gregg are the two! I don't know what that is man!
This is diabolical! We need armor! We need... How do we...
Okay, I need to get bell tower.
He's on your shit, he's on your shit, huh?
I mean, he's strong. Yeah, I do worry I'm gonna get him.
I can pull the shit up in a second.
I can choose him.
Jesus ass.
I'm with you.
He's low. He's low. He's low. He's low.
He's low. He's low.
Oh my god, oh god fucking trash
And he dropped poison plans interesting 50 months won't pop pop boo
Oh
Yeah, have your bow here. Yeah, the family help me. Yeah, the family
We're doing pretty well. I've got a bunch of us.
Yo, we are not doing shit. We're not doing shit. This is god and mercy. I can't fucking
get anything done man
okay I'm going out yep I'm going out I'm way out oh my yeah yeah those are
crazy. We're forging people. We're not doing that yet. That's like a little bit later on I think.
I will defeat him. You will die one way. Wait, where are all my swords I crafted?
No, you can only use hoppers without loots. That got patched way before in the other version as well.
Yo!
Great FNB!
Dude, we are not we can't even kill a level 2 Gremlin. What if we make them fight the other boss though?
You X
That's actually very holy. You see a nice guy though. It looks got nice. You know, I tell you me
How did you lose all our swords and tools I know it already
Hey buddy!
Killed him.
Hold that
Yes
But what did you just do?
Or you kill it
So I brought a golem to fight the golem and instead they just said fuck it we're just
gonna go together and then 2v1 and I got 2v1.
Oh, the man!
Oh my god!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Why? But he only dropped a leather?
He drops a fucking leather?
I
Need to get the loot though
Chas I missed a chest in there, right?
Okay, I'm gonna go back over there.
Maybe his house has loots.
No, I'm not in there.
I don't know what that is. It's a dungeon. Way to order.
Right here, though. It's a graveyard.
Wait, what the fuck? What the fuck is that? It's a garbage in here.
in here
just a little bit easier
one's locked
so much garbage
well guys guys I'm poor
I need to grave rob it is what it is me when I'm with me I
Mean I'll you take the bones. I don't care. I don't care
And of course I start fucking freezing I
Mean this loot is shit
Is it but one like all these guys dead. Let's just put a fucking freaking point there
X. Helm of Ensentment.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Is it my speed?
It's unbringable?
What's up Greg?
Uh, come here. I just did something crazy here.
Greg, I just did max win. Is it important though?
No, no, it's not. It's kind of a...
It's a lot of XP potentially
Well, I don't think I should rob any of these rooms
Advice Andy here ex getting a flying mount is matter you contain hippogriff in desert by a we already know this
It was awesome
Come down that mine that I first showed you.
Look at my moving speed chat, this is insane!
Break break it. Hey you up
Down here
In the mine
Yes, oh the way she'll be early, right?
Yes down there
Do we not just sleep up first?
No, oh my god
I think we found that sweet next speed
I'll put my helmet in the chest, yeah, that's why it's one of those.
I don't want to!
Oh my god.
What is that?
I
Fucking bow rose funding
I'm about to do my point in. What's the best thing that's for point in?
Agility? What the heck?
Any friend still? Any friend still? Where's my friend still at?
I don't know what to do with this guy.
Oh my goodness.
And then...
Can you slip an hour now?
Yes. Oh my lord.
Slip hours?
Wait, wait, no. I need help.
I guess not slip hours.
why just fucking why there's a lot of it in the fucking town so I just lost so
You're gonna have to help me get my loot back
Okay, did you xp at all or anything?
Yeah, I had too much xp, but I've lost a little bit, but it's fine
I used like
We need to grab a sword you're stuck in the house
Get a sword now
I'm this close from tweaking the fuck out just like why is there a skeleton it's day time
what the fuck is this just just send it gives any gives any gives any gives any gives
full time before they just brute force a brute force it
hey there's another challenge there's so much loot down at the bottom you have
to just get it
I will tell you that oh my god all the loot set me low man
this habit but do not wear this if it's another one you learn I'm a sword I'm
down here and I was one though I made like 20 I got it I got I got no
no careful careful you guys tell me there's a grew you guys said it there's
a groove you did this a groom man I said careful I said careful you
You rad full force. Never go full force.
Uh, totally. Me and you have a combined IQ of 20.
Thousand.
Thousand.
Help. He's fucking, oh my, a lot.
Got it.
You get it?
Yeah.
Okay, go down the bottom and grab all that loot, please. Fast.
I killed so much shit down there.
Just grab everything. I don't know what it all does, but it's it's epic loot
Did you grab it all it's garbage, it's little garbage. It's not garbage
We have flowers and heads like what are you talking about? No, it's not read it
My brother it's a straight garbage
Did you get it all?
You didn't get it all down here.
Oh.
Wait, what happened to it?
No, wait, did you not get any cool stuff?
It's shit.
Are you sure?
All this is garbage, yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?
No, I've got some...
Wait, let me check.
Come, come, come.
Did it just die oh no did it get destroyed on impact or something oh
My lord, I think it just can that happen with you. No
Oh my god, I'm out, I can't be fucking nice enough to fucking end kid.
Hey now there.
Dude, we're cooking though!
Quick, we are cooking!
I know, I know. We're doing really well.
The Slipper is shit, I mean...
So is that awful?
I'm gonna go back to the graven. I need to go back to the graven.
Umm...
You have a pickaxe?
Hell's Fearing.
We've Choice, Dude.
Yeah, GG.
We got it.
We got it.
I like the event.
GG.
It's all right.
The play team is all right.
GG.
Enjoy, man.
GG.
Oh my.
Dude, all the loot is on the floor.
All the loot is on the floor.
All the loot is on the floor.
All the loot is on the floor.
All the loot is on the floor.
All the loot is on the floor.
All the loot is on the floor.
Hello Chat, can you believe he just died?
Mate, mate, mate, all the loot is on the floor.
We hide, we need to hide, hide.
Till it's over.
The event lasts for like 5 minutes and then we have to wait until she respawns.
Oh my, mate, all the loot's on the floor, nooo, nooo, we should've put it inside a house,
what were we doing, we just need to make a cave or something and put it underground.
That is so dumb.
Why do we put it outside? We need to put it in down under. Like a... a cave.
I spent four hours today.
It's five hours. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
They're level six and level nine. Like this is like end game shit, man.
They destroyed our home. Mate, they're getting maids.
Mate! Mate, they destroyed the whole- Mate, they destroyed the whole fucking village!
It's over, it's over. They destroyed the whole- It's just over, it's over.
They destroyed the whole fucking village! The whole village is done! The whole village!
I can! I just- I just- Where's my wife? Where's my kids? Where are they?
Oh, man, everybody's dead everybody's dead. It's all right
Damn off the net like what if it is that man, I don't know what that is
Just like devil and say like satanic I
Killed one. Oh my god. You must be massive. Let me go pick it up
I'm just going to wait until it's over, I'm depressed, holy, I'm dead, I'm depressed.
8 year olds can play in this one level for like a superman over there I know
Okay, when this shit's over...
I POLLUY ON IT!
What the fuck is it?
I POLLUY ON IT!
I'm locking in as soon as this is over X.
I'm gonna build a base on the ground.
It's just the end.
No, we're gonna get termites.
What does that mean?
So how do you even win?
You know when, Lesh, you know when.
How about you try to be useful for like a second and a half, no?
Who you talking to?
Who you fucking talking to?
Yo, boom this bitch ass.
Jays, they went over like, what's happening, I don't get it.
of
It's not so good.
Just give me some break.
Just give me some break.
Just give me some break.
Well, there's only a few mums left, that's it, it's over.
Great.
What?
You know the game, why?
That's why I just wanted to take a break for a second.
Okay.
how many seconds so is there anything useful that we can get out of this chat
at all or is it just a pure loss oh my god and you help me help you a
a fucking war man. Chest, loot. This is vacuumed all of it. I mean this is awful, I mean it's
the same window yes that's so rare in this in his modern that's huge it's
massive what else is massive we know it's not that dude it took me forever to
get in the other Indian playthrough it'll be forever I hate those people no
it's not sorry I did this all the time on my level 73 druid like shut the fuck
up the mass so he cares man
we go to bed
they tell me what to do but i'm coming
can't rest as much as nearby
is the fire happy
i mean this is the president of the judges will tell me this is the pressing
go
excuse me
I'm building a underground. I can't watch this shit anymore. Hopefully you guys start as you play the game. Good luck
Yo, how about I shoot the fuck up?
You know what yo that message man suck it there suck it 1g that is crazy
Oh, dude, play the game out of our walnuts. I'm gonna get really mad. I'm not doing it like shut up
Thank you for telling the max. Where's my helmet they got it
It's fucking gone game complainers gig a chant
Here got it
We make money during that what do you think?
What do you think? Yeah, that me man
Well we got fucking bombed, like we got bombed.
Hey, well don't yell at me, I'm just a kid.
Really? Are you kidding me?
Zero progress in two days, this is the guy who beat forcing.
Low.
There was one remaining guy from the incident.
Yeah, Gastis was a huge finder.
That's Gargantuan!
Okay, well, the job of the grave, do you think there's more graves to rob it?
No, Bridgen Ring is for later, there's no way I can get a Bridgen Ring for now.
Another fucking Gullet?
A Settlement!
Settlement!
Settlement!
Wait.
Wait, there's a sheep rebelled against me.
What the fuck is this?
Why am I dying?
Oh, because it's like he, uh, bushes.
Dude!
Ombrium!
What even is that?
Yeah, what's Ombrium?
It's good!
And what do I do with it?
What do I do with it?
What's that?
Shower's on Brienne.
It's good!
What do I do with it?
I found sleeping rolls.
We can go around and we can just sleep in a roll and on the top we can just put it in
the bed.
What?
Sleeping rolls?
Sleeping rolls.
What's that?
Sleeping rolls?
It's better iron armor.
Bear with me.
Okay, I've only heard that you want it.
It's gun awful.
It's useless.
I mean, a gun?
I'm going to get a fucking gun.
I thought we had some of these scarlights
Dude dude
What is all of this set
What the fuck is all of this chat does it's a location armor though, that doesn't that's not even real armored
So where do you even find his initial lead though?
Do I bother with it?
I fuck it, I just made it, I don't give a shit.
Oh, is he the powder?
What the fuck? What the fuck?
I sent the poison juice
No
Wait
We're dead. Did it? Did it? Dead dragon
Are you serious? Do you not bring it to base?
I just came face to face with a fucking dragon!
You're a robot, what base? You mean the fucking...
Like the three planes are still standing?
No, no, no. You're about to see... I'm cooking right now.
You don't even know what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna read biome I don't know this is
Yo
check in the begin
I can build up
I'm cooking right now, they even know all about to do.
I got it masterful and shit max what do you get I just forget max what do you get I can
explain it's the armor of the Revlon to whatever the fuck it is insane okay we'll
need that to defeat dragons so you don't lose it
so how do I repair that brother I don't even know what I'm looking at if
If there's a saw, uh, ready to shoot, we can weapon themselves.
I'd pass him.
Yo, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
I got a full weapon set.
Brother, the shit is busted.
Oh yeah, I feel the battles for the leather.
Yeah, I remember that remember that they don't strike back today. Oh
So how do I repair though
What am I doing?
hold no leather
and go
so what is the only one damage I don't really get understand
of
of
of
of
of
of
all of these are armoured
great we might as well sleep
great we might as well sleep
okay
stay with me
okay
give me a second
I'm asleep right now
come on quickly
chill chill man quickly quickly wait oh my fucking god you're slowing me out I
can't believe this
Greek I'm a loaded it please yeah yeah coming now
the bed is a psych in the worst possible face
I just like out at this point. I mean bro. I'm sleepy. No, I'm sleeping go
Nope, that's it. You told me you saw it. It's on it. It's on it. What do you mean?
Two seconds
In bed on
I'm so tired of your shit!
I'm done!
I'm done!
I'm done!
I'm actually done!
I'm done!
I'm done!
I can't do this anymore.
It's lame.
It's lame.
my time fuck you I'm actually mad I was running to the guy we go get the loot
don't worry go back bro the bed just died it the bed just died it's jover
that
of
death
of
death
of
you ready to go go go go no no no hurry up go go go go go go go
Got it.
Nice.
Perfect. Good job.
I'll help you now get the loot back.
I got it all back.
Everything?
Yep.
I don't think I want to repair all this though because it's going to break it.
dude fuck yes wait is the better one doesn't get out of the spot I made a new base put
There we have an end feel at all though
Never I'm sure we can make one and how many irons repair pieces of gear chat
Like two or three six or seven really you're gonna go there you're really gonna go there
in front of iron node an iron vein that is
I need what level 12 well yeah you're right I need to I need to level something oh god
Um...
It's nice.
I'm done, I'm done with the base, finally.
to i need for the track the twelve levels on this
a building that well
i guess i have to get that one is going to find it in the pocket
Hold on, I'm just gonna chest here and I'll remember what it's at and just load it up.
I don't have gathering too?
Hey, where are you right now?
Some weird village one.
I don't think I need to do this place.
Are you TP'd there?
Yes.
What the fuck are you doing?
Why?
I mean, I don't know.
I'm just saying, I'm only here for X before me.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I should get a chest.
Well, I mean, if you want to, I mean, I'm just saying.
There's not much here.
Yeah, if you don't need help, I'm not going to come.
I'm just going to find more.
time
i need to just make as much iron as i can so you can repair this shit
I can shmelt this shit
That's a shulker box? No, it's a crate.
I ate some cake, yum.
Wait, what are they in the shoker box actually?
Wait, the crate is shoker?
That's fucking busted!
Brother that's busted!
I need water, I don't want to drink this fucking puddle of dog shit.
Ah fuck it.
Looks good to me.
Is there any load in here, Jack?
I'll make sure I get it right.
Our base is so screwed.
Oh my god, any of J-Max?
Good.
Right.
Thanks, good.
Horse armor.
Yup, I'm cooking.
Where does it come from?
There's more.
There's no more.
I don't want to go back no man, I don't like that place man, it's awful.
There's no more.
There's no more.
Where's the mess chat?
Chat trolls, there's fucking nothing, there's nothing.
I just, I mean that is worth anything, I'm out of here.
I'm not gonna bug her, I'm not gonna kill those.
The red ones are like, like, alpha males. They kill you.
Delage, delage, delage!
the
the
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Huh? Where is that?
I
Return scroll. Oh my god, brother. I just hit max Greek you there. Yeah, I'm here
the book will you play resident evil requiem on launch tomorrow perhaps yeah
I'm making a bunch of iron I didn't if you need that
I'm smelling a bunch of it.
Um, which of those do I want out of this place?
Advanced potion making it.
What is that even do?
Is this a comic?
Okay, um...
Pink room? Is that any good?
Quest Reward, a bottom left book.
Why?
Where?
Shall where?
You ready to sleep or not?
Yes.
Wait a second.
Are you ready?
Hey, Chad, does the witch not sleep?
I guess the witch doesn't sleep, no beds.
I have a bed where I have a bed right
So what does the witch had do for me?
me
Yep, same
Alright, Stu if you need iron we're about to have a ton of it by the way
I've been on the iron grind
I've got 18 iron
Yeah, that's right. That's me
The witch is friendly, but where are the... where are they though?
Maybe I can make a backpack?
I need... I need seven.
I don't have that.
It's a bow bowl.
I dropped it on the ground.
What the fuck is that?
Did it fucking despawn?
Got it.
Bang, bang!
So we do!
I should be able to make a backpack with enough leather.
I had a wool in here somewhere.
Oh, you, you, uh, how'd you have all that loot?
Uh, I found a Richard's house.
I'll just melt all the iron stuff.
You need to get home somehow.
Oh no, another Gnec. Level three.
Don't care for all that. It's a one-shutter.
Yeah, it's a one-shutter.
Um...
I could recall that. It's still Explorer's more and more, no?
Are there any fun over the turn into KFC by a drag
Yeah, you got come on boy you fucking serious
So do I go back in I I said I recall please
My spawn points
I'm home!
Dude, I actually got profit!
Good.
Let's detail it now.
Where?
In the base.
Where?
Where?
Here.
Where are you?
Come here.
Behind you.
Come with me.
It's a surprise.
Come with me it's a surprise.
This is our home.
The cat.
All that time you've been doing that is what I've made.
Are you proud of me?
Bro, this is one of those TikToks.
One of those memes.
It's like, I worked hard.
Like this.
This is God awful.
I worked hard.
It's safe down here.
down here. At least it's not going to get blown up by mobs in the air.
Okay, I'm deep-eyed on my shit, because I'm really good-looting in my life. Very good-loot.
I'll protect it with my life.
So the car, sir, and I spent all this time, while you were doing all that, I was doing
this.
No, you did good, you did good.
Check the iron. Check the iron that we got. In the iron box, right here. 18 iron.
Yeah, look at that, look at that. I just dropped 8, I just dropped 16 more.
Oh my god, we're rich!
I'm the richest man in the world.
I cannot fix my armor.
I need building way higher level.
Are you gonna say thank you or...?
Thank you man.
Now you can say it, you can say it, I'm pretty sure.
Yo, isn't Greek black? Greek, are you?
The last time I checked I was.
Fast forward two hours and still there will be no progress made. Pepe laugh
You don't understand I'm mentally exhausted because of this mod
Yeah, I feel like I've done a full day's work. I mean, I mean you see nothing yet. This is like actual bussing of shit. Oh
I feel absolutely drained
What a day what a day
I'm gonna tip you back
and progress
I'm sorry for saying the W word alert as well. Which one?
W-W-O-R-K. Ah, the work?
Ah!
Ah, I'm gonna do that again.
What the heck is Jesse?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, we have to do the hard work he's gonna log in.
It's gonna be like the rust guys when they log in when they only have AKs.
Yeah, exactly. That's me.
That's like, classy.
Yeah, I know it's you.
Yeah, it's just you and me. I can't get it long time ago.
I'm just going to go out in the wall and see if we can make some progress on that.
I mean this is fun, like you have to admit this is fun.
It is fun.
It really is fun.
It's a challenge as well because we put it on hardcore mode.
I feel like it's called fudge.
Oh!
Oh!
Shall we go over there? You guys see that?
Oh, it's just a mesa.
I forgot to get bring food. I'm cooked, I'm looted.
Oh!
Floating village!
Looted widget max.
That is actually match winner.
Hopefully there's no Russell Trent there.
What is that?
Is that a ghost?
I said his name too and I'm in trouble.
Okay, there's a severe amount of chest in here behind this spot.
still we got
I'm going to have to do the crickets, yeah.
Oh
We wish it max full diamond jewels wait, how do I get to you?
You saw this well you could try do thing
The warm wall egg
Pork chop oh hell yeah
but where where Matt I don't think we have any wormholes
oh
That's the other one, bro.
I don't know where
any bedtime bedtime okay I need to rest for a bit like I or I like just my
my brain's buzzing right after doing my house.
Okay, I'm coming in.
I'm sitting, I'm sitting.
Oh my, oh my.
He's in 40s.
He's in food IRL badly, bad, bad, bad.
You ate today already, pasta.
It was barely anything.
Flat.
Flat.
I'm getting a pizza now because of you.
Okay, my god. Because of you.
Okay, what do I want to say? I would do.
There's more chess in here, I would believe it.
That's the question. Some local bullshit, it's not very good.
Well, what a great demand there.
Local pizzas.
You need to hear from the dominoes, doesn't it?
I know.
Dominoes is only good when you're just high.
If you're on drugs.
That's when it's early night.
Oh, man.
Thank you for the drugs.
Okay, thank you for that, man.
If you don't have drugs, it's terrible.
Greg, I need you to make it.
8
Hey, okay getting on it now would you like a B after that as well once I'm done making a
It underground
Hey, I'm chicken Cooper so I can start farming the chickens that I just got
Doesn't it need sunlight?
We don't need sunlight?
Pretty sure you need to put them outside
So you're telling me I could put chicken coop underground. Yes, sir
I'll make some space in the lakasa give me a second I'll expand
This isn't a grass valley grass. I think it rocks
The goon chamber
I'm the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, what wall, what wall, though?
There one here?
Isn't a lot, though.
I'm going to plug in the bottom, she has a chest, yeah but I don't think you use shears
Can I fix gathering a thank you I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
diggy diggy hole diggy hole that's five second
Thank you.
Fools'n! Fools'n! Fools'n!
Yeah, I think it's some sort of an episode or no? Or what?
What's that?
Yeah, yeah, I think it's like an episode or something. What's your audio?
What, like, yeah, sort of.
Is there any crafting tables in here?
There's...
We're good then. We're all good. We're done.
I'm going to put all my stuff in this spot.
In this.
And I'm going to give you a going exploring.
Sometimes I remember how I got here, right?
In this and what the type of this yes
What the type of what is this
That's a classic
I don't have school tomorrow. You wanna do an all nighter? You wanna be up all night?
Yeah, those guys know I was getting all nighters. All nighters was just like, to five o'clock and then one of your...
Yeah, yeah, one and one and one week south, Andy Falters made me.
Yeah. It was a classic.
You just fall asleep and then you just like fuck it.
And there's always that one guy that's awake when you wake up and you're like, oh shit.
You have me go again.
And you just say it with the fucking family.
Shane.
Yeah, exactly.
He goes to you get to you get to diddy's house and he's just got
Did he bloods?
He doesn't give you a blanket. You just had the cardboard or a fucking TV
That's crazy. Oh, thank shit
Yeah, you wake up in a vacuum running the fucking plates blanking
Yeah, the mum decides to do a fucking spring clean. Yeah, exactly
Fucking a lawnmower is way too loud. Oh no
I had the end game by on
I'm not turning left, I'm not going to.
Wait, what?
I can't say this is the end game.
Unlit torch, how do you lit a torch, guys?
How do you buy a torch?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Plinked in steel.
Chad, why is it like that?
Is that friendly?
Is that it?
I did.
This is the next V.
Okay, I'm just going to show you how to get a ship.
I'm scared chat I don't want to find spawners that I want
I think, chat, what do I want to level first though?
Dude, what is this mine?
Let's go back to the bottom.
Why gathering?
I think building so I can make the anvils, right?
Summon Jesse.
I didn't build anything up to how much to do to do the repair.
How do I go down there though?
I just see.
There's stairs.
Easy.
I'm scared.
I scared to un-drink.
Jack, come on, boss, what is that?
Does it have spells and shit like that?
Am I broken?
Oh my god, yes
I think I'm next to you.
garbage, I just got scammed so hard
What a scam, dude!
We can get blocks.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Is that rare?
It's not copper.
It sounds like it's better.
No, I'm dead.
I guess they're going to corner him in.
Let's get a life.
Stop that, man!
Why, why is that on fire?
Why, why is that on fire?
I think I'm fucked.
I don't even remember how I got up there.
I don't need to get blocked in the mouth.
So fucking online.
Okay Greek, are you ready to sleep?
Yep, I'm ready.
Go!
Okay, blocks, well, I hate to say something about this mod is that everything is a one
shot.
Like in the middle of the armor you have, you're always getting fucked by everything
in.
Where am I going?
Nice.
where am I going?
ex, do you know a girl looked at me today?
really?
yep, she went fast and she glanced
really? why did you get her number then?
like downloads or what
where you get it?
do you want to put the loot at? I don't get it.
Well, the gravel's done.
Yeah, that works.
Let's go.
Let's get it.
So where's the music at?
Oh, the music is off.
that guy expert when you're gonna start doing EU streams really getting pissed off of you over here
yeah i did it was EU stream though he's right yeah 10 o'clock at night yeah real EU friendly
all right tomorrow then i guess
just farming you just farming you actually just just a farming bot
yeah you don't care about your EU viewers i love my view are you kidding me
you just put me a British fuck the other day I mean yeah you're a friggin plonker I mean
it's not because you're a British piece of shit everybody's a British shithead the
is british you're pretty pretty shit it's a mess of difference
massive you say that's it that was also massive
apparently Australian viewers are eating great is this
wait wait they're still around yeah I mean they lost the EU
in you are but it's not on your
so you're telling me Australia still exists
no way
oh god aye mate you fucking dog can
you fucking can't mate
you fucking
you fucking dog can
that's New Zealand over there
you dog? there's no you fucking dog
no it's Aussie it's Aussie it's Aussie
you fucking dog can
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, that's Aussie.
Hey, mate, you're a fucking Ziggy, mate!
Ziggy, mate! You're a fucking Ziggy!
You got a fuck, you got a fucking...
Hey, you're a fucking Ziggy, mate!
Fucking Ziggy, you dog!
You're a fucking dog! You're a dog!
They got like a block nose. You're a fucking dog!
I mean, not all of them. Not all of them.
It's a big play. I'm sure there's a different accent, right?
right? Maxence! Yeah, you're right about it. Maxence! I can't really feel Australian.
Hey mate, I'm from Australia. I'm from, uh, from, uh,
and today's was gonna do some fishing mate. So, what, what is, yeah, hold on, what, what,
what about if you want a Siggie, right? But he's a British, what do you say?
Ziggy butt brain what's a fag? Why? Why are you laughing? Are you baiting me or something?
That's what we call them in England, we call them fags. Why is it you're so American?
You're so American. It's not a slur chat, it's what we call cigarettes, we call them fags.
It's just an English, it's just an English...
English what?
Shortcut.
It's not an English slur.
Chat.
No, what?
No, you can't, you can't...
And they call, they call underwears,
underwear knickers.
They call underwear knickers.
But you can't, you can't get mad at this.
It's just, you can't make the world
American. That's just not how it works.
That's what happens.
Have an American vocab
It's why I said last time, it's why I said earlier
I said answer it, like fuck that
That's not how it works, sorry
We're not ruled by American rules
We call cigarettes fags, and that's just how it is
That's just how it is, isn't it?
It's not rude, it's not mean
It's not nothing
Yo, this kid is endless
I don't have to go down, but I want to get this risked.
Any portals, uh, cap?
If you're a fucking third income fucking fallblow nosy, this is what you'd have for breakfast
your dog comes.
A fucking VB long neck, a 22-18 fucking mornin'.
Get down, yeah.
I
Didn't steal
Let me go store sort of what, add nothing.
These are not very good items.
The bubble?
Recruits?
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm Greek.
Where did he come from now. Where did he go. Where did he come from
cutting that yo
Chachela should I write the cards?
Chachela do this chachela do that's what you do when you're about to have sex chat
Do I do I put it in or not chat? Yes, so I thrust a lot so I
Yeah, do I do I fuck do I thrust it now?
So yeah, is that okay chat?
Jack, can I come?
Okay, I'm gonna bust now, Chaz, okay? All right, clip it.
Clip it! Clip it!
Lock it, dude.
Chaz, I don't have this place.
It's not asking. It's not asking, Chaz, but I'm fucking everything.
I'm scared, Chaz, what do I do?
Oh, is this one of the people that mine the caves? They can break it.
Mine is.
of
the
death
of
the
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Watch.
Watch.
What are you looking at?
Should I check it out?
Guys, listen.
Is there anything in there that is worth taking?
What's at the end over there?
Not a run on is there.
I'm out.
Okay, I'll find out if I can't get crits.
There's a chest there.
Actually it's a fucking wood blade.
It's looking wonderful in this space.
I think the whole mine is going to explode.
Okay, this is progress, no?
Uh, how am I supposed to transfer?
Chat, on paper should I just get Krait and just transfer Luke to base and and then Grape
picks it out of it?
We put a Krait over here, over there.
I load it up and he J-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
He-
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He-
Shouts of the crates are shulker.
Send it.
Dragon.
Do not send it.
That's a little people from China shout out from you guys and shout out
Yeah, it's gonna be at least one guy from China watching
Is this the bunker
This is endgame difficulty.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
I
Didn't know what it
I see a very curious by curious what?
Okay. Uh, go sneak-reak.
Okay, give me a second. Let me put my nightcap on.
What's the black card? What does it do?
Oh, wait, wait. This is good.
how much XP you found me over there by the way they're bones it is hard oh what
might you do what there's a lot I'm not a lot
but it holy and to sit that somehow so this is all shit there
challenge me the actual goal though like how do you progress in this mod anyway
I think I'll tell you this before but I needed at least 300 hours of your like watch time
to fuck like understand you
hmm
I think I said that before but
at least not gonna send it although
what?
at least not what you want to send it no?
yes so
like
like you need at least 300 hours
game time
then people are filtered then
yeah filtered
you filtered the
Normandy
What Tyler used to blow at his mic at full force for like 10 minutes straight?
Oh yeah that's a good thought for a year.
That's a classic.
The people would leave and then the people would want it to stay, he'd just stay.
Yep.
Ah, I'm gonna...
I do like to do
fucking buster almost died that shit
What a moron.
I don't know what this is.
That's PORONS.
I need to find like a battle tower like anything I can give some XP though man.
Like this is so st- like why is all I can just XP?
What a battle tower is that man?
Oh, motherfucker.
I won't try that.
That's even more end game, biome, dude.
I'm gonna go around everything.
What if I cheese a spot and get like a million xp out of those mobs?
Did those mobs give x4 armor?
I'm gonna have to commit to the battle tower again.
The battle tower is not in spotting end though, I like it with the seed I guess.
What are the beaky's at?
Eww.
Eww.
Oh, what is that?
I'll play with you.
Isn't this a place where dragons are breathed fire?
Um, chat?
What is that?
So what is it?
I don't know what kind of block that is.
What the crystal caves?
What is it? What is it give though?
It's giving...
No, don't do that.
Yeah, yeah, that part, that part.
No, I fell down!
Are you fucking serious?
What the type of fucking mob is this?
Yeah, I don't understand a boy.
So what about the alpha there?
What is that?
The horns on the ground.
ground is that good go to the biome wire
I'm scared of going there Jack.
What the-
Don't piss man.
Bro.
Jesus.
Bro.
Great.
No, no, shut the- no.
Look at my screen.
Look at your screen.
Okay.
You're parkouring.
No, just look.
is that thing it's crystals oh my god that is that's it that's hecking beautiful yeah it looks
nice no yeah looks real nice is that a village you i think that's another uh one of those are
which thing that has to be good down there we need capes and we need flying material and all
sorts man you get mounts the mounts came so it was dude these quizzes are
giant it's it's huge
I know there's loads I guess you can't tell it's one of our limits
What about this? The word is that Jesus is a statue? Is anything another?
It's like touch-a-thon crystals over there.
Fuck it, fuck it.
Oh my god, neighbors warfare.
Iron blocks!
I need to play that that game died too fast
not that right you can tell it's slimmer than other screws
I found the blocks of iron blocks.
that you're lying blocks let me see where you're too hot by the way now I'm
trying now I was talking about you like it's nice for now but there's other
like this was like like lighthouses whenever you can fly they have all
those as well okay where did I am blocks and you speak over watching
Look, look, look at all the iron blocks.
Are you serious?
Yeah, we're rich.
And you can't, you can't mine them?
Yeah, mine them, mine now.
Have you mined one yet?
Well,
I think I'm doing mine now.
I just want to make sure if they are iron blocks.
I gotta get out of here.
What do you do?
I've got your owning then. How powerful you are now, Jesus.
Yeah, I'm like next year very much at the splint.
Okay, so I'm... Wow! You were not joking.
I'm not supposed to sleep, I'm not bad at it.
Okay, that's kind of crazy.
I'm coached.
Greg, if I lug out, then you ain't sleeping?
Yeah, oh my god, we're not...
Dude, you're cheating, bitch.
That's not cheating, though.
Just say you gotta go for a pee, at least.
Okay, I'll have to go pee.
Okay.
If I hear him go...
One more time. Yeah, I'm done. I'm good. I've been silent kind of
Wait, did you actually feel no
No pee. No, I don't want to
You're such a baby
But watch like 40 when you're gonna get children anyway
Gay
I mean, he's actually what the fuck I mean, obviously
What do you mean really, duh?
What are you going to get kids?
You've actually got like the material, you've got the fucking, the workbench.
Hello?
I'm dead.
Bro, you've got the materials on the workbench to make kids, so what's your excuse?
the money. You got full XP, you got the materials, you got the workbench and you've got a base
and you've still not got a kid.
check isn't it already saddled it's right dude why are you ignoring me make a
kid now on stream
check it out right it's it
what else
It's not over because the guys oh
I need to tame it first dance. I love me. It was gonna push me off and kill me
That I'm a little it's over for me
Great, this is a pretty much the end of me.
You always come out surviving somehow, that's one of your traits.
Yes, heels. Yes. Lock in. Lock in, son. Lock in, twin. Yeah, twin. Lock in, twin.
Bang, baby! So we do. Great. Add 18 Blossom Iron. That's a total of 162 Iron. That
is amazing. Hooray.
One of us better if you should if you should bring it back or not.
We're more better.
The iron back to base.
I'm trying.
Checking out into every minute.
The other base.
You're just as you can bring it back.
Yeah, chat.
He's going to get married one day.
He's going to be like, you know, chat.
Do I say I do chat?
You know, just a little bit.
A little bit.
Just put it down.
So do I say I do right now.
I
Got past
He's gonna have a baby. Yo mods run up on names. Yo chat is it gonna be Derek or Dave chat vote
Is it about our never that
What the?
What's in the bloody...
Why is it somewhere?
Oh my god, I'm running through the ways of...
Oh my god, oh my god!
Max win!
Maximus Winimus.
The third.
That's not a plane.
You do know I'm a modern day philosopher.
Yeah, but in reverse.
No, no, don't disrespect.
subscribe for
When what a day philosophy you know I got crackly where the fuck is the is the our house here
House yeah, what's up here?
Well right next to you where the fuck oh yeah, I have a door I extended look how big it is now
Well, why is there a T?
It's a carpet to so you get the mud off your shoes
It's bad. You want to be inwards or outwards.
Excuse me?
Like here, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Okay. Just put all the goods in the chest.
Oh, thank you.
You wanna see my new weapon?
Look at this.
Very cool, man.
For next.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Over this.
Are you fucking serious?
So, what level are you on everything?
35.
Are you serious?
I'm level 6.
I'm just kidding.
I'm going to just put some iron.
Bang.
3 seconds of iron.
Get your toilet, man.
Greg.
Yeah.
What was iron that we had earlier?
Go to toilet, man
Right
Yeah
What's iron that we had earlier?
Yeah, 33 top right bang look at that we have
You know is my what he called was it only in chat IQ my building
Once I have building it I can do um I have my super center
Yeah, I need to come wherever you're going because I need to level up I can't team
Wow
Don't we need a little bit of that? Oh, yeah, I got it
You like you like what's called here
Um
Goon chamber yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's it's it's not you need to fix this
In here we goon if you don't goon you're out 15 hours of gooning
Commencing one of those are real men only giga Chad
No, that was cringe
great kids oh my girlfriend's calling me sorry I'm streaming streaming's more
important than you and send holy chatter holy chatter
How do I take pepper?
That's all Greek's going back out.
Oh yeah, chicken, watermelon, watermelon.
So you're not doing it with string?
Grape soda, that's a classic. Grape soda sucks by the way. I tried it in America.
Yeah, I think it's awful. I think it's completely awful.
It tastes like chemical. It tastes like chemical.
It's so bitter.
Here.
Hey, Woodward, you hear that?
Listen, listen, listen to this, X.
I don't care if people disagree with me and they never like me again.
You may even end the call.
But I'm just going to say it straight and how it is.
I watched a video today and prison food is actually better than school food.
And I'm not kidding.
Prison food is better than school food.
I'm not kidding.
It depends where they're at.
No, it doesn't, in general.
Have you seen, have you, the things they serve people in prison,
have you seen the slot that they serve at school? It's disgusting.
It's awful.
Well, yeah, I kinda, I actually like it.
Oh, I liked it when I went to school.
Yeah, of course you like it, man. You eat your fucking toenails.
No one, though.
For God's sake.
No one, though.
Of course you do.
Blood said he likes it.
it yeah well because you had a fucking school food and toenails for dessert
that's cap straight catlid
toenail boy toenail boy that's what I'd say if I toenail boy
yeah I think I'm fucking fucking with it
All right, I'm fighting this dragon. What do you get birch at then? Oh, yeah
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Okay, I need charcoal give any of that
I could also give a name tag to the fairy so she always heals us.
Damagenius.
Indeed, a wise choice.
Pass it. Wait, where the fuck is my bullet?
I'm still subscribed to Kaisenat. Do you think he's gonna come back one day?
Yeah, he'll come back.
Yay. Hopefully he reads when he does his first stream back.
She's gone just starts popping off
You can read three pages of a Harry Potter book
I sleep real safe
Dude, stop telling me what to do. Yes, sir
I think there's a bed for you down here.
You can read one full page of a Harry Potter book.
Do you like my table?
No.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna be honest.
What?
I only watch girls streamers if they're single.
As soon as they have a boyfriend, I unfollow them.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
You're all goose-cream back.
All goose-cream back.
I'm just straight here.
I don't care.
We need to escape your microphone!
We need to calm this stage of microphone!
If they have a boyfriend...
Old Greek is back!
When are you going to sit there and support a girl and her boyfriend to live a happy life?
Oh how to the mama!
I'm not watching you! I'm out!
As soon as another dude is in the picture, I'm out skis!
Unfollowed, unserved and goodbye!
I thought you were just farming chores! It's awful!
How you charcoal?
Just like it in real life, charcoal is just, it's just unoxygenated with.
Can I be honest, EX?
I streamed like 11 hours the other day and I made, I made $15 on KCP.
Okay, is that bad?
For 11 hours? No, it's not that bad actually. I bought some food.
I bought some food.
Oh, welcome to that lagging bank, man. It's weird. It's just weird.
No, I didn't want to brag, but that's a pizza.
Yeah, filter where?
Okay.
Can you get some water, right?
Listen, X, I know your friends with him. I know your friends with him and you've done
collapse with him. But I'm going to have to say my honest opinion here. Mr. Beasts chocolate
just tastes terrible except for the peanut butter one I must admit I must admit
peanut butter one is very good I give you back I tax told them that that that is
the opposite of that I think that I think that his mother is awful I like
peanut butter one but it tastes like it tastes like dust I can't explain it
Wait, wait, that's why I said two.
I feel like, you know, I like all the little, whatever,
all the little ones that has little chunks in it.
The chocolate itself feels like it's a little bit like,
it has like a dry, like, yeah.
Texture, like a dusty, dusty, dusty.
What is that?
What is that?
Well, basically, what it is, is when they make the chocolate,
they play football with it in the factory.
Then they package it up and they say, enjoy.
But that's how it gets its dusty flavor.
What does that even mean?
I don't know.
It's a dusty, it's a very, um, gravelly texture.
I can't explain it.
Yeah, it's gravelly, yeah.
Dusty, inconsistent.
I actually agree with that.
Yeah, it's not smooth and delicious,
like a galaxy chocolate bar.
I don't know if you've ever tried UK galaxy chocolate bar,
but it's delicious.
No, no, no, no.
Cadbury, Cadbury, those fucking straight head meat.
It's Agi-cog-on-stabin-cog-on-stabin-cog-on.
I know. But this is back when I was fat. I used to eat a lot of chocolate, but I don't
really eat chocolate, so I don't see much anymore.
Yeah, you're trying to have become the old mega Greek fat fucking garland big-ass double
wide you used to be.
Okay, you look like a skeleton. You look like a skeleton. You're a skeleton that eats
his toenails, consumes his own toenails, and gives it a- Yo, can you- Loki, can
Can you take me with you like I'm bored here?
Okay, okay, okay, let me get my pizza for a minute.
In my take, one minute, because I need to find it.
Okay, if you should.
Okay?
He's right.
Yeah, but like if you say Mr. Bees is chocolate's bad, like they look at you like you're the
fucking spawn of the devil, they're like, how fucking dare you?
Sorry, man, like, there's a reason like chocolate is chocolate is chocolate.
You look great, you look fine, it's fucked right now, mate.
Okay, I'm gonna say something, and I may get countered with this.
No, no, wait, wait, there's snow everywhere outside.
Really?
There's a fucking, there's a bonker of snow on my front porch.
He's got it left on the fucking road, road.
Well, there's a fucking snowball.
My shit, this is insane.
You need to heat that up, Miki.
Carl, pizza's just, I mean, that's ridiculous.
Hey, that was I.
Hey, I may get counseled for this and you may all hate me, but I'm just gonna say it right now loud and proud
I don't care. I'll stand on business right now
I'm gonna say it right now
Nutella
Nutella is mid and this is coming from a previous fat boy. Nutella is just mid
It's so shit. I'm sorry
Nutella is shit and people that hype it up are just like you just
Bro, make it. Stop forming chores. It's fucking annoying.
Somebody says you can't eat Nutella for the rest of your life. I'd say fine.
Hands up. Take it.
Wait, Nutella is fucking heavy. It's just sugar.
It's so mid. It's just a mid spread.
I'd rather have peanut butter or Biscoff spread.
Biscoff spread is like, it's dangerous.
It's so delicious you could eat a whole tub of it.
Do you know what I've done? I've melted biscoff spread in the microwave and drank it like a milkshake.
Yeah, we know you're fucking fat as fuck, loser.
You're ugly, you got a big nose and you got weird hair.
Yeah, but we are ass of fucking old ass greens, spinny ass hair.
You buy your hair blonde in your 50s, you're a 50 year old man that does his hair blonde.
You change the faculty of the fucking earth and moron.
You look like you're from a boy band.
But you're so wide you're in two time zones, you fucking fat Zolardo.
Fuck you.
What, you pissed me off.
Yeah, chat.
Biscoff, Biscoff spread this guy.
What's it, tell me now.
What do you mean by peanut butter?
It's an audio.
How do you fix that?
Oh, chat.
How do I do this?
Chat.
Figure it out for yourself.
Dude, you're out of breath speaking.
Take a minute, man.
He's right. He's right. I can't even hate. He's right.
I just exited it.
Oh. Wait, there was just no audio.
Oi! Fuck my pizza!
What the fuck?
He's like a 12 year old. He holds his pee in to play games.
He forgets his pizza and then like, he's 12.
He's like a 13 year old boy, dressed as a 15 year old ram.
What does a censor do?
Censor, what does it do? Censor.
I don't know, the buns are all fucked up on that background.
I don't know, it's written in here, lipix.
Wait, audio bugged again.
Oh, we should get some.
Yeah.
I mean peanut butter is the most elite spread of all time.
And I don't care what anybody says.
Peanut butter is just based.
Number one, it's healthy for you.
Somewhat healthy.
It's not going to help you, but...
Number two, it goes with everything.
Like you could put it with jam, you could put it with honey, you could put it with
just...
Falsas.
You could put it in food.
You can put peanut butter in some Chinese food and it tastes delicious
Like I like Nutella Nutella is made like I feel like if you like Nutella, you're like a kid
You're like a little kid like a child a real man like organic peanut butter simple
Men like peanut butter children like Nutella if you flip explode, but it's just simple. It's just simple
It's like you've gone from your mama milk to Nutella
It's not the thing, it's fucking cut man.
Like, bruh.
If you were normal you'd just buy a pizza and put it in the oven, crunch it all smooth
and cook it yourself.
Bruh.
Just hire a chef.
Dude!
I'm so...
Aargh!
He's...
You're a millionaire!
You're a millionaire! Have a chef! Have a chef cook for you for Christ's sakes! You've
got millions of dollars and you're eating like a broke 24 year old guy that's just
skipped college for a year. Like how is this even possible? He's trying so hard to be
relatable it makes me he's trying to be the relatable guy yeah are you exed okay
I'll find another true to farm let me see okay I'm a set say another one okay
regardless of your religion or your beliefs pork is a mid meat I don't care
It's just I could quite easily live my whole life without pork
Bacon is the best thing that comes out of pork
That's literally it for me other than that it can go fuck itself
I'd rather have beef chicken and lamb over pork. Turkey clears all the enemies. I'm turkey. Yeah, turkey as well
Turkey's a little bit like I prefer chicken than turkey. Turkey's like it feels like
Turkey feels like a chicken that's been alive for like 50 years. That's what turkey feels like
That's straight up what it feels like.
It's like, if the chicken had a blue collar job
and was working in the mines for 50 years,
that's what turkey tastes like.
Okay, when aliens come in here and they start eating human,
that's what we're gonna say about you, little buddy.
Yeah, and guess what?
You're gonna be fucking saved
because they say this one's already been eaten, boys.
Let's move on.
Fucking skinny fucking bitch, fuck you.
Okay.
Look at that.
Got it, you got me.
Yeah, I had to re-bottle that much wood, I needed to use wood.
Second meal of the day, by the way.
F**k.
Yeah, pasta, and now he's having pizza.
I'm not gonna listen to British people for f**king food by f**k, so f**k.
How did you eat and become f**ked when you were in the UK?
What did you eat?
Like, I'm a meal, beans on toast or something?
Just everything, there was no limits.
when I I just the thing is with me I never fucking lose even when it comes to
weight on the fucking winner baby
I have given up all hope of being welcomed to the jungle unless I'm thinking of
another thing here I want to get enough unless wait do you like pork over
anything or do you could you've lived without pork you're on some of you
No, I don't I think poor jobs almost is the most awful fucking bill of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah pork and just let's just delete pork from the other day
Portals are dry and trash
All right, all right, it's all right
No, no means no means like I'm not meaning here
But the most elite fruit is watermelon on a hot summer the cold watermelon on a hot sun
No, that's hard. That's hard like if you don't like it like the super engineered ones without that they barely have any season
Yeah, I didn't mind any watermelon and I'll give you a top tip if you put lemon on a watermelon
It tastes like like a sweet like a sherbet. It's really delicious. Try it next time
I'm all about eating
like that. But yeah, watermelon on a hot summer's day, a watermelon out of the fridge, you
crack one of those open and you just straight eat and drink it.
Oh, damn, the loafer.
It's just the best. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Yeah. Any of the... Dude, does the honey do lemons,
whatever they call it? It's really nice as well.
The honey melon? Yeah. Yeah. 100%. 100%.
No, can't do it a little bit, it's hard.
And when it comes to vegetables, I think king of all vegetables, and it just goes round
to...no, no, listen, listen, you don't listen.
And it...let's just put this, it's a king of all vegetables that goes everywhere.
Potatoes.
That's true.
Literally.
Potatoes is the goat.
It fucking grows in the worst fucking soil conditions and it comes out and it's
just like...you could grow it in like, like just absolute dog shits and it comes
out and you just make it in fries.
My potato, just curled anything.
I have a potato farm here, you know that?
What?
I have a potato farm here.
It's all we eat all year long is all my mom's potatoes.
Potatoes?
Wait, that's actually kind of nice.
She has a cellar, and it's four potatoes for the whole year.
Mine's winter.
Nice and dry cellar.
Yeah, you've got to do that.
They can't see light, because if they see light,
they get ruined.
Yeah, potatoes go hard.
Okay, what about a soda? What's king of all sodas? I'm just gonna say it. Coke Zero.
Rubino.
Don't care. Coke Zero. Don't care.
You're a gentleman. I'm all in doubt now.
Coke Zero. Don't care. Coke Zero is like drugs.
A Coke Zero is like fucking drugs.
Coke Zero is like drinking Coke, right?
And you add a bad aditastin. It's like you're like deep-throating a cockroach.
You have a weird feeling on your mouth that it's disgusting.
I don't like, no, when it comes to normal coke, it tastes too like thick and sludgy.
A Coke Zero tastes more like light and reflect, refreshing.
I can't explain it.
I don't know.
No.
So people are saying root beer like and all this shit like Sprite.
It's the caffeine in the Coke that makes you come back.
You drink one of those and you're fucking juice for a couple hours.
Sprite is a hard boy.
It's good.
It's good. It's a good it's a good drink, but when it comes to like
Just on top is coke zero
Yo on a refreshing day on a summer day
Nice a nice
Yo, a cold
Sprite out of the cooler where you can barely tell whatever what's it?
What's it on Sprite on the level this full of do that's harder. No the sprite from the McDonald's
I don't know what they put in that shape of ashes like fucking crack
Have you ever tried a McDonald's right? Yeah, that is it tastes
They put something in that I don't know if it drugs or something
Something it's like
Buckles I feel the bubbles clearing my like body like it feels like I'm leveling up
And yet this weird burp like in between two blood two bites and it was
Don't you hate it when you eat too fast and it's stuck in your gullet and you need to
drink water fast?
Yeah.
That's the worst feeling.
That's the worst feeling.
Water.
Water.
You start hiccuping?
Mmm.
Yeah.
Okay, what's the best dessert then?
Of all time.
I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself.
Mmm.
any answer but i'll give you a chance
kevin
good
everybody's wrong
everybody's wrong in the chat
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
i know
ice cream
that's a classic that's a classic
but i got something better
ice cream cinnamon roll chocolate cake
you don't have this in america i don't think
it's it's basically cream
custard
jelly and then biscuits
i fuck you i fuck you with your dog shit shut up
no no no
does anybody know what i'm talking about
it's just called a trifle
you won't know
you won't know until you tried it
it's a UK trifle
you could just eat you could eat a whole one
straight there
it's got jelly in it, it's delicious
I like the layer cake
oh yes, the chocolate layer cake
oh my god
I have espresso in it
like chocolate and chocolate
twelve layers, it's so much
coffee and desserts, yeah you need to be executed on the spot
get em boys
Coffee and desserts need to be banned.
It's like alcohol and desserts.
Is that what tiramisu is?
Tiramisu, yeah, tiramisu sucks, I'm sorry.
Like these tiramisu NPC frogs,
you guys just get a personality.
It's almost like that, but it's not dead.
Get a personality.
You guys, it's almost like tiramisu,
but it's like a cake.
It's like a layer cake.
Oh yeah, banana bread, low key.
Okay, fine.
You got me banana bread.
Okay, I usually eat banana bread every day of my life.
Every single day.
So good. Especially with chocolate chips in it. No, get about it. Get about it, but
You give bananas, right? They're really fucking straight black full-on black. What?
And then you make a
Banana bread with it. It's a hard the black of the minutes. Yes
They've got a look like they got a look like they expired two years ago. Yeah
Good talk good talk
Did you eat the whole pizza
It's too sickly though
When it comes to you need a dessert that you could just you got you can't stop eating full stop it
You should eat tons of it
Then a healthy cinnamon roll.
Oh, Cinnabonnes.
Mmm.
Okay, when it comes to fast food, would you say McDonald's is the best?
Fast food chain.
They're the most reliable.
Yeah, I feel like you know what you're gonna get, and you just know what you're gonna get.
Yeah, you want yo, I want some fucking complete dog shit again like I
Won't stop me to me and they give you slump there. They're the king is the king is not
They really are there's a reason why you cannot get a tomato
McDonald's
Cuz they don't do fresh shit. They don't give a fuck. They say you don't do a shit
They'll after you if you ask for us
Do you know once I ordered a burger and they sent me to by accident? Oh
Oh, by accident.
OK, I knew you were going to say that,
but I was actually true.
It was one of the happiest days of my life.
I knew you're going to mean me, but I'm being serious.
Chick-fil-a.
If you want to get a chocolate,
oh my god, let's get a chipon.
I'm not one man, so I'm going to be like,
is that going to shit?
Yo, you got chipon.
Clock it, clock it, clock it.
Where is Jesse, man? I'm getting pissed. He fucking pulls his shit again.
He's been waiting all night for him. It's not the same about Jesse, you know?
We need... You need an extra, like...
Get... Get...
You need to meet in between the buns. What?
Great. Great.
What?
what
you know i thought i suppose about about your uh... your policy
you know you know that you know that we had this little podcast
right
a lot of things that i think it's not clear that you know
but what i think it's a little
do you think you think about what about uh...
about the politics of twitter all that right and about uh... uh... girls and
show ever
never met yet
the other issue
what i say
I was just saying, I don't know if you saw the threads of...
...GREAT BALL!
Yeah, but you know...
Monk, I like a great ball in these days!
Okay, you wanna know...
Now you've got me started, thanks for inspiring me.
You know what the new meta is?
It goes like...
Like, uh...
Boyfriend Hopping.
It's like they'll get like a boyfriend from a...
...twitch start of their career and then they hop onto the next...
Alright, alright!
That is a fucking new one now.
It's a Boyfriend Hopping meta.
It's like, yeah, we're so in love and then they get re...
As soon as he reaches the later stage, it's like later stage.
Bro, bro, bro, it's a Sakura drama Andy.
It's not just that one, I've seen it with multiple subjects.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
He's just the famous ones.
Bro got cut by the Kydei drama.
Bro got cut by the Kydei drama.
Use the Kydei.
It's the cynicism. This is yeah, there's a classic. I
Mean dude, I mean I don't want to get I don't want to say any my
My opinion on that one because that wouldn't that might actually get me cancelled
Yeah, keep that on the down low skis. I'll see you guys on
People were probably holding their tongue
I don't think I saw a lot of real beings on Twitter. It's just mostly just pandering as guests
I mean to find yourself like are we fucking serious right now?
is this a fucking joke like finding yourself you just lost your other half
now go back and find it simple like that really like on like made Jesus be my
witness like he loved like Jesus yeah but you never know what what are the
register the next minus scenes though we know how it actually goes like you
know I mean it's just it's just that like if somebody wants to give like a
a defacto bullshit like excursion on Twitter or whatever for the fans of it.
And yeah, it's perfectly fine, but you know how it's actually like, you know what I mean?
I mean, as soon as you make your relationship public, that's when you make a mistake.
Yeah, true.
It's like, no, like, it's okay to do wholesome content with your loved one, but like, it's
just, it's just like, you need to keep just any sort of like intimacy just behind
Because just you and your partner, that's a special thing that you share to us.
Kissing, touching, anything like that.
Just keep it, keep it like you would in public, you know?
I'm caught.
Like, keep your relationship like you would in front of your parents, in front of your...
Still again, still again, still again, still again, still again.
It's just, that's just not hard.
Yeah, but at the same time, right, I had to say, I'll be the other advocate, right?
Uh, it- it-
Pokulin does that and then she gets- she gets shit on too.
It's good, there's like- there's- I mean she gets shit on there for doing shit like that, you know what I mean?
She doesn't have a- she's never- what do you mean? Kept her
Relationships private?
I mean I'm just- overall
That would mean that she's never dated
any person
over the last 10 years that's ca- that's ca- I mean, come on bro
Okay, she's dated people I guess, yeah
Yeah, it's not a leak.
But I mean, yeah, last- she's doing the right thing-
Me for like 15 years. I mean you they just never had a brother one time. I mean that's pretty okay, okay
But there's a difference between keeping it secretive and and and
Private you can just say I got boyfriend. Yeah, his name's
That's a fair taste and and yeah, we're really happy together. We're having fun. We went out to Disney World
We took me out. We haven't fun stuff. This is what it's in secretive
Is it gonna different thing? It's not it's not a bad thing to share that you're in love
That's a nice thing to do. That's a beautiful thing. It's being in love
I'm being happy and saying I'm fine, find me happy. I found somebody who makes me happy.
That's a beautiful thing.
Like saying like somebody's your roommate, your neighbor, your this, your that.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Alright, alright.
Alright, being fat as a mother fuck, being a big ass balloon piece of dog,
being a curly ass British fucking piece of trash.
Shouldn't be allowed on streams. You go to jail for this shit.
Being a big ass Lardo fat balls.
Would be, should be only in the law, low key. If you think about it.
Okay, listen, you die your head you're 40 years old, grow up, okay, I'll get you, like,
you're online and you still go live on Twitch when you're fucking 50 years old and you're
no longer relatable, fucking fact so, get the fuck off the airwaves man.
Do you know one thing I hate about streamers?
No, I don't want to say hate.
Which I dislike.
Actually, no, this is in context.
But I feel like when people are reacting to videos,
and you might get friendly by it here, or do content,
I feel like they always need to fill the airways
with talking and yapping.
You're true!
I agree with that.
Just watching.
Just watching is fine.
Bro, bro, what me is it you?
You cannot say, you cannot say this over the years, over and over again, this, oh, um,
the thing about you, when people say, oh, this guy doesn't add any reactive content
or whatever, and then say this one when they're over-yapping, you cannot have it both ways.
I cannot be the over-yapper and the non-reactor, you cannot be Lothar, you cannot, like, what
are we talking about?
I think, I think there's times when you make your input, there's times when
you can yell and be hyped.
I think the new stream, whether yelling constantly is like, all the time is like, brother,
It's time to yell, it's time to be silent, and it's time to put your input.
It's just trying to help you balance.
And that's coming from a guy who's streamed for many, many years.
And you can take my word for it.
And be authentic, you know?
Yeah, but I think it's true.
Okay, so I only say to you, say to you, what if you have a bit of an authentic fucking
loser?
You're a larper.
Over the years, my authenticity has been improved, dramatically.
Thank you very much, bro.
Thank you very much.
I'm a I'm a and then what to be humble. I like be humble
I'm the humbler boy. I hate the humble one. I'm the humbler
How can I be any more humble I went from 30,000 viewers to 200 of yours? Who cares?
Now you know who I am. I'm the same guy with a thousand viewers that you know who I am
I'm not a guy who just turns it up because a million people
I I'm just I make a conversation with who's in front of me and that's just the way it is
Okay, I was a chat chat is this normal is that like a like a little like a maze to go in here or what?
That's just how it is
Chases bunker any good
Nobody loves you, you're irrelevant, nobody cares about you, you follow up with them.
Back then, you'd have 1500 viewers, it'd be the most hype that everybody would be typing,
the chat would go fast, everybody would be involved, it'd be a community, people in
the chat would know each other, mods would be getting made fun of.
We've lost that sense of community in this new age.
You know?
Yeah, for real.
sad to see but I'm I like I'm interesting seeing how streaming isn't evolved in the years for sure
it's evolved yeah
I mean now people are getting their dicks up on kick and getting clips and zing oh my god chat
you know what the
no I'm not on Adderall I was on Adderall for very long I've got prescribed Adderall
What was it called?
Vivants.
From when I was a kid.
So I've had access to at all all my life and I'm off it finally, which I'm glad.
Because if anything that I need to control myself without medicine.
I need to be one with myself.
I need to meditate.
I need to relax.
He spars mobs, should I just kill them then, Jack?
Do that without drugs.
And that's just how it's gotta be.
Okay, what?
I mean...
Alright, you know what?
I said, I said, do your thing.
Well, yeah, some people need it, like I needed it at the time.
Some people need it, and that's okay.
I don't hate it, and people that need it.
Some people need antidepressants to survive today, and I'm okay with that, but they
just need it for that moment.
But I'm saying, in the end goal, they should try living life without it when they're ready.
And that's just how it's gotta be. That's just the truth.
When you're ready, you just gotta... It's the same with weed. I was addicted to weed for two years.
I went to every day, I woke up, wake and bake, got high as shit for two years straight.
And I was like, you know what? I can be funny, I can find games interesting, and I can find life interesting without weed.
And you know what? I figured it out somehow.
and this and and I'm not making fun of people we spoke weed
I'm not making fun of them I'm saying when the time's ready just try
try without a game try try that run again
it's all about timing isn't it in life it's all about when you're ready
you might be a chubby boy don't lose weight until you're ready
simple don't rush yourself but all the time in the world
so that's just it that's what I've learned
I think people are weird if you make fun of people why you're an anti-depressants just
be happy that you don't know what people go through you know what they got issues they
got made a chemical imbalance let's not make this person by easy to judge people about
something that would have been you would be me exactly yeah and I've changed true true
true and I'm you're 100% right I don't think we should judge you know we should
except for poor people but then we can judge whoa whoa whoa I mean you chose to
be poor like let's be real yes this is you your focus but let's take it this is
what it is I'm gonna have to start clip farming aren't I yeah that's is what it is
like I don't judge people who gamble either or promote gambling I feel like
it's a thing you know what our caves it's basically gambling for kids they
just get some good indoctrinated into the big boys stuff in the future so let's be real here
if you want to gamble gamble well i mean
well i have a philosophical view but in that my philosophy is gambling isn't something you
You can take or remove or alter
Gambling is part of the human experience and it's been it's been since part of even in rations since
Since forever on the time
It's it's it's an act that's part of the the human experience is like this and if you can say what you want
Even when you even when you were a chemist, you didn't oh, I bet you can't eat it
The act of gambling is is
uh... you can't just remove that
you can't move it
that's ridiculous
now when i was a kid i used to gamble on runescape
and i've lost my bank
runescape that was very hard for
and i cried
i'm gonna say i cried because i lost all my stuff, my ices
and i learnt my lesson from a very young age that gambling is bad for runescape
so i suggest kids
get into gambling now before you have a house and a wife
learn your lesson early
before it's too late
I don't say it
Why did I kill the right one?
I did not kill them though
I know you died it
Oh let me guess, he had the fucking, he had the fucking stupid ass
Told him
Now this is my take on gambling and I don't care what anybody says, this is just how I feel.
The feeling of losing outweighs the feeling of winning.
When I lose I'm fucking miserable, depressed, but when I win I feel like almost nothing.
So that's why I just don't gamble because it just doesn't outweigh the feeling of winning.
That is correct though.
And that's the reason I don't gamble.
And there's also no fence to you, but this is my- I find gambling a little bit boring.
Because there's no skin involved.
Yeah, you can play your odds right.
If you don't like it, I think that's just gonna do it.
Exactly.
I feel like I'm wasting my life when I'm gambling.
When I could be learning something.
Yo, I can't do- I can't do- I can't do the- the XANA.
The XANA won't die.
Wait, what toppings do you have on your pizza?
Don't say pepperoni.
Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni.
I'm running, I'm running.
Holy NPC!
Okay, if you have pineapple on the pizza.
Okay, don't talk to me, I'm already getting you new life.
Again, again, again.
I'm different, I have pineapple on my pizza.
Shut up you liberal!
You're a liberal if you have pineapple on your pizza.
I put your pizza simple just say right off. It's only a liberal
Hey cubs liberal X you see we thought we got rid of this guy. He's back
He's back
People going to know what what what right left the bloody means these days. Let's keep it about that
I mean everybody says oh dude. You're like a right-wing Andy
I don't think you even know what a right-wing take is. Let's do it
You're the actual right wing take you lose your fucking mind
Yeah, I think extreme right wing or extreme liberals are both mentally ill people just have a base
Sort of opinion and base it on your you know your values of life
I use I use
Dude, I can't do this set
Chat chat is the bunker actually worth it like is there a lot of these guys like this guy or or not I
I mean I'm an Orthodox, I don't care. I'm living here right now. Gigachart in my opinion.
Shaking Jockey.
That's the straight based religion right there.
Did you just seriously ask me what that is, and you can see the boat there?
Just follow me in there the fucking morning.
I'll come down there and I'll fucking, I'll fucking...
That was on my loot. I'm gonna go get it.
Sleep.
Okay.
Hey, watch out. Yeah, this is good.
Fall out.
Watch it.
Okay.
I
Watch desperate housewives that's your snaps
I think that's I'll watch like a show or I watch the thing
It's only a big miss opportunity those things are just like done in such a poor way
Like dude, I think you could just like ask a fresh oldest your friend be like oh, yeah
Do this differently whereas like such easy feedback and I'm trying to be an elitist a lot of she's just trash like
He's fix it so easily
Yeah
I mean the state of like entertainment in the big 226 is ridiculous. I feel like any anybody can make a movie that is
I think I forgot my mom's love as well. Oh, here's a lot
It's just that it's really bad.
I can't wait until AI can make movies.
Guys.
Time for dying.
I'm not going to use it, fuck that, I'm not going to use it.
See, X, you know Prime Livestream those days?
Huh, yeah.
That's literally just Twitter now.
Have you noticed?
Yeah, it's just Twitter.
Yeah.
It is just live stream though.
I'm a hinched shit.
I'm here.
Yeah.
So I'm hinched.
Have you scrolled through Twitter videos?
Oh, I thought it was a quick roll.
It becomes porn after 3-Srolls.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just like...
3-Sroll has like actual hardcore shit going on.
Bit gang sucked, and then Twitch streamer, Twitch streamer, Bit gang sucked.
yep
you cannot open that shit in public
you know it's mostly indian accounts as well
I'll do that.
One spam.
I can check.
Is that a fucking waste stone?
Oh my god.
A fucking waste stone?
No waste.
Wait, how?
I just saw it when I went down.
I just didn't go back because I had to fight.
of
death
of
death
of
of
death
of
death
of
He's in the cool and they're just all like screaming at that chat. Is it the same time?
Oh
It's kind of annoying if I'm the if I'm more like friends whatever right and it's like I say what I had to say, but
It's it's more of a really rumor. It's more of a rumor, right? Like yeah, I
said I
Count on my friends and tell me if I'm gonna be annoying it right and I think I do like let's say like no
They don't give a fuck it
I think they kind of enjoy it like they enjoy the noise or whatever but if I'm with like other big shimmers
It's like a big okay. I don't do it. I don't do it. I don't like it
I mean, yes, it's kind of overwhelming
What my chat saying this I hate it's like camera. It's like camera kisses
You know when you have like two IRLs and they're both count
It's why but it's what we did our other way we did it and nowadays like it was so it's so much different
But they start talking to their mods and then they start like I think that's like diabolical
That brother just fucking one at a time, we get it, we're all streaming, let's just enjoy the game, we're all live, okay great, we're all doing this, we're all making money, let's play the game, and you know.
How am I here?
So he's a jink-tion-ron in the same cool, I mean yeah, you're gonna get a headache at the end of the day.
this is a static material
you're gonna come out and your head's gonna go
BLEEEEW
it's like you're getting flash bagged
you said one randomly screams
and you didn't know what they're screaming about
because they're doing it on their monitors, they're just screaming
I might as well just watch you at this point, cos I can't even get to- oh, never mind, we're back.
Bring back the train wrecking bubble arguing while playing risk streams.
Can you get me, man?
Hold on.
Greek, please welcome me to McDonald's.
The XP really sucks though.
Bit of a group.
Tom's only do it
math on the log party nuts i mean
that
little bit of goop
what the fuck is all of this?
this
made a test log, product, uh, art, just, okay.
What was that?
I just blew something up.
the spire
it's a hammer skill
I mean, you're not gonna like it, it'd be very boring.
It's like, it's so stupid.
Like, it's way too hard.
Wave up, I agree.
It's like, wave a wave of...
You know what I mean?
You agree?
You know what I mean, you Greek?
You fucking serious?
It's way above it, not very good.
You're not even in the cabinets.
Of course, you sure are all blue and green goblin.
I saw you.
Heh heh heh.
They say sucka like that.
Lol.
Wait!
This axe is b-
It's busted!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
The axe is incredible.
Can you, can you help, can you sport with this TP me man?
Sick and tired of this shit.
Yeah, it acts as if it's bad, it's no damage.
I
Me hit the flying thing all right
No, I can't it's just wrong. It's no point in trying to confirm you are listening
It has been six four months
To give me a welcome to the jungle so now I am demanding one
Excusy. Yeah, I'll come in saying on
Good roll roll. We have a bunch of potions at base
He's going to die from poison.
He does the same thing over and over.
I think he's dead or something.
He's dead again twice, right?
We're deeper and deeper with the loot too.
Just getting harder and harder to get.
I don't have a wormhole potion.
is none left. No, there is a bunch, bro. There's a bunch of wormhole potions. No way
I use that accent.
Where?
Where's the wormhole trotions?
Isn't it like a mirror?
There's no mirrors here.
Oh, one hole. Got one.
Okay, here we go. X.
What?
There's no teleport targets available.
Why?
How does that work?
Except now.
Do it next to the thing please.
Yo?
Yeah, um, what's up?
Excepted.
Do it again, do it again, do it again.
Again
No, I did oh my god finally finally
Um
So you're cooking in game, but you don't do it in real life. Yeah, you're just ill
I'm a lot for what I said
Why is it watch out, where's the loot?
Hold that I the bitch hold that L fucking bum ass
Yes.
Hold the L.
Go get the Waston.
Come back.
Come back.
Go get the Waston.
Go get the Waston.
I did.
You sure?
Don't do it.
I can check again.
Yes, Chloe.
What the hell is Jesse, man?
This won't die.
This axe is so shit.
It's such as shit, Axe, man.
I'll take it.
I mean, if he's Marvel Rival, so, I'm pretty sure if you did a brain scan on him, it'll
just be like, straight jelly, yeah, straight jelly.
Straight hopes and dreams.
Yeah, he's a lost soul.
Okay, Marvel Rivals is just...
Any hero shooter, let's see.
What devs go, yeah.
Okay, so if you play three supports, it's actually more powerful than when you have a balance comp.
Like, they don't know how to balance a game.
Like, three supports and you win.
Come here.
How does that make sense in any game?
Yo, yo.
What? Yo, yo, are you a rapper now?
Oh, what's this?
What? I didn't mean to!
Did you jump out of the mess?
What happened? I did not go in!
I didn't go in!
I mean, wait, are you in?
It's loading.
Oh, you went in.
Um, is this GG?
I
The suppress the low low the new truck thinking this way
I don't know what that's
Wait, where are you?
I forget it, GG. Just forgive me. I'm dead.
Where did you go?
I'm gonna check your shit.
Bro, I'm in like nuclear winter.
Where are you? Where are you?
You're not going to get cleared by level 3 surely?
The ultimate is very high right?
How is that?
Frost is pretty high
How are you going to get back there?
I'm stuck in this... village! Yes!
Okay, so we spent all this time beating together and you've already left.
Oh dude, I didn't mean to though!
This village looks cosy as... well this is kinda cosy though.
Oh no, poor...
I think they have a triangle on top of it.
What's up with the triangle?
Um...
He just flew you up.
GG.
GG.
GG. I have weapons.
Weapon.
What's a totem do? Somebody is saying it's cosmetic.
i do what it does
so he put in your money
he just cooked his life
you cooked his shit up
on G
with
uh... you won't you won't you have a
fucking serious
somebody said in your chat what progress has been made
do you wanna just go in real quick
you made crazy progress
We've made crazy progress.
Man, look at us, man. We're littered in bunker.
Yeah.
Like, where's the fucking loot?
Oh my arm is broken
I'm getting piped harder same I kind of enjoy it we go again
Oh my god, Max went up the X.
63 months for you
What
We fucking we piped him buddy
What is that?
What is that the fucking blog is this?
PC's include an appies.
PC's include a pretty much left list.
But this isn't the way, which one is that?
No help, no help.
I used to hate the no help letter.
They just never helped me.
No helpers, no helpers.
I'm not doing it yet.
By the way, when I went in there, it put me somewhere different.
BTW.
I'm in another dungeon.
Mine, we're blocking the loot room.
For what loot room?
I got a mining axe.
What are you doing? Give an axe? I'll stop breaking the frames open for a second.
Even if the mind's in, who cares? I mean, there's loot inside. It's gonna break it open, right?
Uh, boom, boom, boom, me-hit, boom, boom, boom, boom, me-hit block.
I'm excited for Marathon to come out so I can buy it and refund it after two hours.
Yippee!
DOA dead on arrival.
Big eyes, man.
Why? Why? Why? I have to buy their game and then be nice after I've given my heart and money?
No. I can... they give me a product. I can do as I please with it.
Fucking break?
Resource crates. But, can't mine it.
Oh, I think it's 16 to where to the wheel or 12
Eight
Six I mean we don't pay for we could do it
Come back in a minute
On paper
I just need a few levels. I mean, how hard could it be to get a few levels?
Surely.
Those little things wings coming to the ground. What is that?
54 months slurping that juice. Can I get a welcome to the jungle, please?
Do you ever complete the egg game with the egg giving up the help?
I did it.
Complete it?
Huh.
Okay, no more load.
Here we're riding it.
Oh my god.
Bro, there's a raft in it.
Yeah.
This zone is high, it's high level, it's not for us to think.
Never back down, never what?
I mean, where is this yet?
I don't get it.
Where's the choice?
He's not even awake yet.
Yeah, it's because he played golf and he didn't sleep last night, so he's sleeping, he's backed
up.
For both days then?
Bless his heart.
Well, he's probably golfed hard, I don't know how to tell you.
He loves his golf.
What the heck?
would be better if we had three people there because it would be a little bit easier
yeah, good fuck yourself
what time do you have?
That's what I'm talking about, right?
Well, you went down there?
Yeah.
That's what you're on, right?
Yeah.
The thing is, if we actually want to be successful, we need full armor, good weapons.
It doesn't matter.
We find one mob that's too high for us, and we're instantly fucked over again.
I mean, we've progressed a lot today.
I don't know what anybody says.
We've progressed so much.
Where's the other scouted out the few locations that we're gonna go back later?
I ain't just bomb towers, I know, but where though?
Is it funny how everybody in chat suddenly becomes a Minecraft expert?
There's very damn serious, like some fucking...
...supermod thing.
Yeah, I competed this in three days, guys. Like, please lock it in.
No, no. You need to watch a video about air drafting, jump-crediting.
You need to know how to do a block-shulking. Like, shut up.
Fucking caca.
I'm with her.
You're such a bitch.
That weapon's kinda nice, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh.
Alright, let's take a pause.
I'm down.
How was this fun?
Yeah, it's fun, but you really have to get a good step going.
Um, yeah, I mean
I mean we played we we progressed like anyway saying otherwise is just hating we did a lot today
We leveled up a lot
Yeah, we got a base going it. We got a lot. I got a lot of nets
Yeah, it's prime for Jesse posture exactly when Jesse comes on. We got three people
like just that just chilling like the game is the answer to play
Bob I don't know like if I fucking sniper is fucking
go stairs and you want an authentic do you not just shamer that that's sucking my
balls
dude are you an authentic gaming experience
What am I so sorry?
Dude, I cannot break up.
It's so slow to break up.
All these women, it's so slow to break up, it's so slow.
Why is it so fucking slow to break up?
I don't get it.
Like dude, I don't think I understand it, like I'm busting my games, like everybody's
getting clapped.
I'm at like, like steady, steady, 65 or more win rates and it barely makes up for it.
What's about rank?
I cannot get better when I'm against bad players.
Says you incoming.
coming like it's like it's gonna get better against bad players like I'm not
there's nothing about right because that I want these better players like do
good he's 400 how do you kidding me are you kidding me
How are you kidding me? He's looking down!
He's trying to destroy my bed! He's trying to destroy my fucking bed!
Is my bed destroyed?
That's classic.
Still there.
That's why the village is so broken.
Oh my god. I've destroyed the server. I've destroyed the server.
I'm never getting invited again. I'm never getting invited again.
Once they wake up, he's 400 health.
Dude.
Dude, yeah. You risk the server to go fucking loot some dirt on the ground and you're getting
shortly, right?
What? What happened?
You risk the whole server to loot some dirt? Like, I mean, that has to be... I mean...
Dude, I'm new.
That's right there.
Yo, when the fuck did we get into the game?
You're so high rank it's hard to find games now.
I'm not even high rank though.
Like, I'm telling you, like they actually, they did bad with the rating overall.
Like, bro, you look on the internet.
Some people go to Phantom and Oracle and they have like 20 games played and like fucking
30% win rates.
Like it's just broken.
It's broken.
So why is the mouse so slow?
Is it slow?
This is slow, this is slow, this is slow.
Go to the peri room, where's that at?
In here?
There's a theory room.
I have Perry on the mouse button, that's, oh my god.
I have seven characters above this guy on my priority list.
Why does it give me this guy?
I don't.
That's bait, that's bait, that's fucking bait.
He's my worst roommate.
You know that Billy's one of my highest KDA
in my worst roommates?
But I have like three KDAs with a KDA.
I can't, I have like 38 points on my rate.
Now I'm good with them,
I just don't I don't get it why it's so low
Also the exist here the problems that find the balance within like how close might be up to the fight, you know
Yeah, this is actually this big eyes so bad
that's not that's that I didn't do that what dude I didn't need to do that at all
I it might as well as only on my soul on
well I know why not mean what my computer resetting says something
I had to through the camera as well
X somethings going on there
We'll be fine.
Is she just dying or what?
It's gonna be miserable anyway.
This is over.
Why they didn't load that?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Uhm...
I think so.
Fuck me.
This is over.
What is happening?
I don't use the build. I use it as a template.
I know what I want to build.
I mean, I don't even know this is uh, this is a GG at least let me face what you know
It's not IGG, I don't know why.
Landing phase is literally like 1% of the game.
I'm not kidding.
If you think about it, if a game is 100% of it, landing phase in this game is less than 1%.
It's so stupid.
This is probably Nadex in my opinion.
Landing phase is so irrelevant.
The biggest thing we're going to get added in Lending Phase is like 2k.
The 2k is literally the Venus game.
Where do you get this party?
It's not my sense at all. I don't know why it's so low
Maybe they maybe maybe it's my game and then game sense is good
Thank you what a miserable experience with us
run around and help the rest. Apologies. I'm sure you'll help the people and be annoying.
Being objective is no point even if I can try and do anything. This thing is completely
good. I am beat up as a terrorist so I may as well as...
I
Will do box friends
Here I go boys box only box only runs
Box here box there
Box here.
Box only.
Boxes.
Boxes.
Boxes.
Watch this!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I mean, it's FedEx gameplay.
Okay, my Zionia? That's all good. Enjoy it.
Bang bang, boxes, and some more boxes.
That was not what one of the souls was like, whatever, that was fine.
That was not one of the souls.
Calico gets free, even if it was one of the XP, my teammate gets a full XP solo.
So he's doubling his gold there.
I'm not just saying this because I'm on straight man this is the worst game. I've had it
Since I start playing this game again, like I've never been this far behind it. I don't know what this is. This is awful
Nobody play that character. Oh, I know that's probably why
It's just it's just a bad
like laning phase and everything.
I only have one behind me so I didn't have a big deal, but...
It'll sell like a comeback for sure.
I didn't buy because I didn't have enough money for a lifestrike.
some bones here some bones there actually here
who's the British guy that's rank what
I can't wait to get this reloading.
I'm gonna push this.
Push that.
Imagine you had to watch ads on the emotes before you could see them.
Like it's like a mini ad on the emote.
And then it loads in.
It's not like a new Twitch feature.
Yeah.
It's like dude I got four ads on my emote.
It'll be a second, alright, nice.
That's why I didn't send you an email.
Oh god.
The twitch is low-key becoming, you know, like when you go free movies, you have to watch
a million ads.
Yeah, yeah.
It's become like that now.
Yeah, I love it.
You buying something?
Very good.
Sometimes I get mad on a channel, and I think your content's not even that worth
I know here like I was ready to click it out. Just curious
Oh my fucking God
She let you both watch out
So what I think is able for like nine seconds there and I'll get it
The game was fine. I mean I just got my life like in bullshit terrorists
I'm pause the game
Why does he say I got to get the trash in, but he, bro, he paused and then two seconds
later he says I got to get the trash in, then why aren't you going to get it out of
the trash then?
Oh man, what happened?
Oh man what up?
Ah, they're both using this game.
I mean, I mean, zero skill involved, absolute dog shit, and it's, it's, it, bro, I know
I don't provide the debuff, I enjoy playing debuff.
100 seconds.
So we're not going to be doing any damage to the enemy team.
We're not going to be...
I mean Billy should not be in my rotate. I don't know why it's in my roster. It shouldn't be there.
It's my only kid that has a low profile.
Otherwise it's all high profile. And I have six of them.
I
Swat
That's my father's on me
He's gonna ditch me
I was doing pretty good I mean I thought that pretty well I mean that was fine she's
that that maybe should never go through
I don't know what you're doing
I don't have the power for me, I hate power for me, I'm the circuit
I'll do all the, I'll do, I'll, you know what, you know what, I'm gonna try harder
I'm gonna be playing boring as fuck, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do all the correct stuff
I'm gonna do all the boxes, all the whatever, and you know, I'll be back in the game
I don't think it's worth doing the answer, the game is gonna be really good for you.
I just saw a tweet saying, high guard, his peak players is 254 players.
Looking a little bit like low guard.
And he's coming up, of course. I should have pretty long in my melee
I
Can move I mean you can't move me. I mean, what would you do that?
Stages not just as old that that was he put the fucking slow hands on me before I went
4 yellow
We call this shit low, but let's be honest. You're not even hiding this. I mean, I I also know this is shit low
But the real is that you're like it higher. So how do you how do you call it like that? I mean, just try crazy
Call it bro! Kill this guy!
He's like 10 HP!
He's not gonna come though
What do you like for?
I think we can come there close
I have B-Box down there, we got it
Well, you think you keep him for coming down there?
Yep
Do you need another Guardian?
watch out Kevin
Over here, over here
On you
That's one
not too bad actually, probably a lot worse than that
I'm out of my nests, I didn't care, 6k mine, the drawn souls
I was really happy to come back.
I got resurrect because we had a rejuvenator.
When you do Baron or whatever, you get one Resurrect per melee up to an item of three.
No point in sitting on the souls.
I gotta spend this shit.
Yeah, no shit more on it.
Fuck, it's gonna be fun too.
I
Well, here they go, buddy.
Cold sacrifice, um, it's not really mid anymore, it's kind of whatever.
I only build cold on the nadir and even, even, like, I get to be honest with you.
If you build cultists at exactly 8 minutes and use it on cooldown, it would still be
borderline good on a few characters, that's it.
Like it has an absolutely perfect from start to finish on like three characters, otherwise
the item is done to it.
I'm talking about, well I mean your dog shit, sorry to tell you.
It's the lightest theory, pretty much, yeah.
This game has the biggest amount of misinformation I have ever ever ever seen, across all games
combined it at their early beginnings that combined that league go to one go to
two like the amount of propaganda and brain I read on the internet about this
game is right it's insane I've never seen that before it's crazy he's right you
know people are gone pro builds like dog shit bad players like buddy buddy who
are you talking to that's a retweet that's right he's right I know I get
I think the buff is still though, it doesn't matter, the buff is only hit by two stars of the duration.
They want to take the green walker.
Alright, let's fight it.
He built a metro, I mean I'm not the biggest metro fan, I think he's just gonna have a bomb.
But, I mean, he's pretty good at this game, he played a lot of it too.
And he's as well at the top rank then, so it's like, are his builds better than everybody else that's talking shit?
I mean, absolutely.
You're right, this means you don't understand a build, this gives all that understanding
it.
If you don't understand how a build works, you won't be able to make it work, like it.
What do they use builds?
They'll show them a build and they're going to understand the build they currently
So
You know I'm I'm the biggest cock lord on there's little what is I play the biggest vendor building unless she is fucking a hard
It's so cocked. It's actually good
I'm ready to write my hate review on marathon tomorrow so I can just
by the game
do the review
uninstall
refund
yeah and then check the box
say you got paid for it on steam
especially really
I'm gonna chat GPT
I still hate
I mean I'm doing it now so I'm prepared
so I can be like one of the first
hey take the rune
waste the money, waste the time
wait I'm getting back on arc
hey take the rune
take take it out I'll take it if you don't take it out
okay Hayes as a disease really Hayes as a disease
I'm not getting paid it's a highest value ruin mid late game overall on the
If the enemy team didn't see the soul drop, they shouldn't see it overall.
I think that's kind of a stupid, so I think I need to wait shots somewhere.
If the enemy team never saw the soul bag drop, they should have it on the map.
This game should abide by a fog of war rules
he might just bait it
I'll see him
guys I dropped a 1k soul bag on the map
can we go pick it up?
can anybody come with me?
I'll see if it's there
it's still there
got it, thank you
down here
I'm out, I'm out, I'm getting out
fuck out
somebody's here
he's chasing
oh my god
Also the game should also do a little bit better with hearing it like combat far away
from where you're at.
Just like Dota, you can hear a fight when you're not even there.
of
the
I'm
Are you playing a resident of the chat?
Loki, I'm thinking...
Loki, I'm thinking maybe played on her.
Maybe F3 AD, you know.
There's nothing for what?
I'm not what 42 16. Yeah, it's just good
I'll get I mean I could get to skin spell
Very bad metal metal seems not gonna cut it. It's just wrong
It's too momentary
We're pretty long like a pan fights
Like a coca
Wait, there's nothing in it all today
Thank you
Watch out guys embrace all
That was good, that was good, yeah that was really good value.
Shipper
That's anybody
What even is that?
What's up with that?
Is it that?
I didn't think it would be a middle spanner.
I didn't want to buy it, but I think I actually have to.
I know that they are not damage, that is not normal damage no?
I think I might have to get a phantom strike
You know what I'm going to do?
I'll use phantom strike and just go for him
Nice trick
that's that's how we stop this water from happening
good job
over here
this game is very difficult to close trust me
oh yeah
what the fuck is he doing
I do a lot of gun damage today. I didn't know. Not bad actually.
I'll get an FX.
Thanks for the games.
It was fun.
It was fun.
See you man.
I don't know what we're going to do with the winners game.
I'm thinking if I actually do fendham strike the talon they don't have much damage.
The venditor is not cooking for shit.
He's not cooking, nothing.
We should not be coordinated, because if we, if we, yeah, if we, um, if we're not all in,
I, I, I'll do it, we can make it out, we can back up.
Bebop? Bebop's alone?
Did you get him?
Yeah
Oh
Do you think deadlock will become infested with cheaters like CS go off
so my boy so my boy that was so receive a melee that was braindead I'm
the chat did at any rate to work this there should never work that was so
all brain did it
um
it's too down
the fuck is good here you're at
I'm going in
send it
That's fine.
I made blubber, I just made blubber, then fuck it.
Tracer
Pull out the game strong as long as let me hit it first of again
You want to get a note?
I'll get no.
What's going on man?
So I thought I thought you did the talent the pressure cannot do anything
He's like a folder
You'll need it twice dude it's three days with the whole team though
It's not like three times like per player it's finished with the whole team
I did my job there and something did, something did their job.
Actually, I never said let me hit first, like, adding more competition in a moment
across this area, which is really bad.
I'm really, really confused.
Yo, yo, don't do it, man.
Sky is, he's not cooking anything.
door man
I think he's up top this floor
oh yeah this guy is getting cocked
We got to focus in the town or warden yeah, any jug jug in there son of a gold
Oh shit
help me if you can get him, help me if you can get a burq
he's back out, we're all low
pull it back
I can't pull you in hands if they catch ya
shit, that was close
that was really close
I'm out, I'm reset, I'm reset
going to shot
I
Dude I want you're gonna but I think I might need metal skin I said I'm taking so much damage. I'm not getting absolutely fucked
Is that your spirit dude I have dude I have the business and I have a spell breaker
I'll just get Jugga, go man go man go man go man go man go man go man go man go man
That is your data we lost vision
The only four players that by the way
You can't get
You can't see once
Hey, do I have the mobile on my camera?
Wait
We just have to wait until they're kind of pushed in hard.
Um, okay, a few things.
This haze build is fucking cancer at the way.
This is a done deal. Okay.
Next statement.
Um, the haze, the haze performance, score and usage is complete garbage.
That is done in the haze build. It's dog shit.
Um, where is the, where's the vampire burst?
No way, no one ever seen that, then, I mean, it's your main item, hello?
Vampiric rush, inhibitor, selfie retracts, fuck that shit, I mean, are you kidding me?
Bro, it's what I mean, it's getting its propaganda, people don't know what they're
they build items they build because we build them they don't understand the only reason why you build
um I think they fight I think we if you're trying the only way you build this item is to is to do
mid game assassinations you're getting the game you that are farming and you're just doing your
whole combo and one time like that when you pass the mid game you're fighting it you get rid of
that shit are you kidding me
I think he's caught out.
Yeah, just base.
Um, three of them.
I have some heal, I have some heal
I think I'm gonna die in this one
6, 7 months half our dimes, I'm on my knees.
6, 7, 6, 7, 5.
Homer, Homer, Homer.
GG.
GG.
Yeah, I don't want to be rude to these players. I don't want to be rude.
I had a really hard early game, but this Calico lane though, I don't think he's a Calico player.
I'm gonna play like this.
I don't think he plays Calico.
I'm sure I had to do it with Hazen.
My Hazen is world class.
I was doing almost everything I mean I mean I got one regio valve in like a 1v4 in the
back I mean I don't know how much what else I'm supposed to do there
I can't understand the cage to which is really good. I mean, I don't know
Rico is
Ricochet is second fucking item
Second item Rico, or you don't deserve love. You're a cock. You are cocking you build ricochet second item
Or you crash your fucking car, buddy. It's that fucking it's that simple it is that
Fucking simple. I don't give a business. I'm a 1.9
1.8,000 souls per minute gatherer. I am rich
You'll see the ricochet sucks. I can hear what my pockets are too fucking heavy
Holy shit talk to the watch talk to the bag buddy
I played the show a little.
Oh my god, he's not gonna like me. This guy is...
He's not gonna like me. I mean, it's gonna be annoying.
Hey, what's that?
He wants some more stacks apparently.
Yeah, I harass you to see us, okay?
Get some stacks buddy. Get some stacks for you.
Get some stacks for you.
So annoying.
I'm getting a little bit like this.
This is not a good player.
Now the damage is cosmetic, this whole point of it though.
Now you don't get it.
I'm not looking to do damage here, I'm not going to put stacks on them there.
And whenever they want to engage or want to go for CS, then I have to leverage
a punish.
And when they're max stacks, they get one-fliped.
You're building leverage is what you're doing.
Then we get another damage.
Now he doesn't know it maybe, but...
Now he's forced to access.
I'm gonna go up a little bit here.
I can't, I can't, I can't go.
Yeah, this is gonna be a little similar, but we're gonna get a little bit better.
What the fuck?
Oh well.
Bad huh.
I guess I believe that's a gun.
Nope.
Oh shit.
Oh wow.
Oh wow.
this is just doing nothing but that was a good play I mean I I'll take it
he's not doing much at all I mean what
That's my ult.
What is this character?
Apollo is so much like that in funny.
It's nice to see him so in fun.
Nope.
Nice.
Nope
Nice
Yeah, I like it is there is little clunky for sure I do that
Well, we could have
I mean, I guess dude.
I'm not building stacks there, I mean, look at what I'm supposed to do.
I don't know about this game, but it's a little bit, but it's a little bit.
What?!
Why doesn't the pulse a damage there I don't get it why is it energy?
The guys in the middle of my hole is not gonna get no damage, is it?
It's just a little bump in the road, but it doesn't matter that much.
The question of things like I said, I think there's like 1% of the game
So your dad is your dog shit
Fucking cock lords, okay, second one G.
No pyro in this game.
I need the runes. I need the gold.
Almost there, almost there, almost there. One point to the game.
and then we make it to the promised lander
xqcl
promised lander is coming chat
I was there
That's not too bad, holy shit, I'm falling, alright, look at the bag, I'm getting a thousand
I just bought the game a thousand bucks in my pockets if I get caught I mean it's over
They've taken our blue gun
Yeah, I
I can now play the game I don't rotate it I don't know I feel rotate I should have
Rotate what is that what is rotating it?
Why road is being formed?
get the file on green he means they can special me all there is
I'm done.
Okay.
I'm...
Let me go, let me go, let me go.
United, six-tracker.
Done.
Next.
Spent the bag.
Invade enemy jungle.
Risky play with no reward, poggers.
There's behind me ignore enemy keep on it
Okay
That's not right that is that is not right at all
Yo, yo, yo, yo, you cost me my life already.
That pause was actually awful, by the way.
You cost me my life, man.
You were penalized, and it's four more minutes of firing.
I was going to do eight, that's 12, but I'll still get to 26.
I'm done.
I'll see you guys at 26 minutes.
I, I, yo, it's possible.
You troll my game, you get 4 miss penalty.
I always have on the farm, I'm gonna farm 8 minutes, that's 12.
I'll see you 26, buddy.
Wait, who passed me?
Was it an iPhone X?
They passed me?
They passed me.
Okay, bye bye.
I'm not in danger! I'm very... I'm very... I'm very dangerous.
No! He killed me! He killed me by pausing it! He actually killed me! I'm not kidding! He actually killed me!
Oh that's cap! Oh that's cap! Oh that's cap!
I'll see you at 27 then, fuck it.
It's been saved.
Ah man, I'll send it to the FMA, okay, I'll send it to the FMA, okay, I'll give you
a shit.
A couple more words and it's gonna be 28, I mean, it doesn't matter, I like to
keep it simple.
You talk him shit, one more minute, bravo, bravo, this is one minute timer, 27.
I mean, hello, I mean,
what's new about that?
Yeah, this guy has three teams.
There's one, there's their team.
Then there's our team,
My old team and there's there's me. I'm neutral for the most of the game. I'm a jungler
The the the jungle is neutral. I'm neutral. It's a tweeting game
Once I'm ready I will show up to the teamfighter
For now we go Tesla bullets
Booster spends. Spend the bag. It's not about getting good items, it's not spending
the bag. I don't give a shit. The items are sucky. I spend the bag. It's not what you
ought to understand. I have a bag, I spend it.
I have a monster, man. These are my monsters. Yeah, it's getting my team. See, if they
If it was my walker, I'd ignore him, but if he pushed my monster, I'd attack it.
That's my team.
I could have just ulted at the little key.
I'll see you at 30 minutes.
My mistake, Chad.
The problem is not that I didn't ult.
side problem it's a sub problem the main problem is that I can farm that's
awful I got out of the jungle that's a fucking rookie mistake it and I need to
pledge myself for that through the pleasure is two moments of farming
so it's you I wasn't 29 over beyond it's fine
that pause fuck me up I'm not gonna lie that was fucking that was awful
Oh, blue bomb, yummy!
I need a...
No, I need an imbued.
I need an imbued kill.
That's what I want.
Ooh, the bagging.
It's my team, man. That is crazy.
Thank you. Fuck.
You should have met them.
Hey, this is a good video.
I'll slap you in the head.
Get over here.
The spirit is waiting to be claimed.
I'm gonna get a gun back for him.
I see the enemy.
Where's your chance to shake your vest?
Holy fuck.
Yeah, I had no idea it was still a J4-2-3.
Oh, they're here.
It's a good end of invade, Loki.
of
I'm gonna win that bike, I'll kill him.
Water being pushed, XQC farm, team fight breaking out, XQC farm, patron under attack, believe
it or not, XQC farm.
So what?
Can't win that money?
Can't win that money?
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game.
Check it out with that money
Dota and this game are a economy base game
If you you don't need to know how to fight it you need to know how to optimize them making money
The heavier your bag is the heavier chance of winning the games are
It's not that hard to understand
I'm back for me, back to the jungle, and then I invade the enemy jungle.
6, 7.
You'll put it on by the show, Sinclair.
I made it.
Oh, I missed that, that's pretty.
There I am.
Heavy bag, my now, going next bag, please.
6-7
In the jungle, by now, front boxes, like this
6-7
I like this camp
some fuck is here from one
six seven seven seven seven six seven six seven
There's one in the game where I burn my teammates so they can push a walker because I can't spend money
I'm not a bad item slot. So now they have to push a walker so I can buy items
I need to walkers like it buy money and buy items
I'm the buckets are full
Oh actually
I
Blow wasted it
He's checked doing the funny mean. It's my turn. I don't want to explain. How does that mean farman? It doesn't
So I don't do it
six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven
I see the enemy.
I see the enemy.
I think the boss.
I will end up with the item there very soon, might as well put it now, here's what it is.
I think the life's still in shit, my bags are full.
My bags are full.
Six seven will never die six seven six seven
Huge table game play
It is
I don't like what the second verse is, it's inefficient.
If the efficiency is up high, performance is actually not as good as it would have to
be after recall, and after recall is unauthorized.
The map doesn't check out.
You do the math there, Ash, you request it.
It's not an opinion, it's a mathematical fact, I mean, I don't know what to mean.
Well, it's my team's fault for not putting in the walker.
If they push the walker before, I want to put the end that I wanted and I want to slip
the bag.
At 1.9 thousand souls a minute, that's two minutes.
So now we're going to get a penalty of three minutes so that I can come out ahead.
What I need is a inhibitor.
Inhibitor, I might just go inhibitor, Sensor, Assemble.
And then we can play.
inhibitor? yeah. uh, fleet foot? nah, it doesn't need to give you a reddit to trust me.
i like the add-in, trust me, i like it, but it's just uh, the, the, the, the slide jump
uh, attack data is just better.
just more visions I didn't actually I didn't know I had a fucking bag of looking
not my biggest bag of lost shopping I've lost with bigger bags than that
It's not here.
Um, the boss?
He's being creeped.
Wait, a big creep? Where?
Coming.
There'll be no escape.
Creep where?
Oh, oh, let me get the run, hold on.
I
Robotic
Big flanker creep down
Why?
Easy.
Just finch it.
It's right behind me, but I don't care that much.
behind me but I don't care that much.
Alright, help.
I
We can't belong to me what
I mean it
It's the whole character.
It's then your house as a favorite character, by the way.
He plays that every day.
That's the true thing.
I
Mother in here and it's science or for sure
And each other just not to be like they're gonna pick up on us. They're going back in the middle skin shit
Who's GT
I'm thinking clothes like your face back in days was what was better
the item is a mathematically unsound I mean I
don't do it you have to do like some some simulations with breakdowns like
unless it's perfect it is genuinely not good it's a little you get the bug get
the buff it's two-thirds though
I see debuff
That's a bull guy
I mean I can say some of the bags is terrible but I'm the fighter don't look at event though
and it's a lot of free creep spots.
So how come this guy uses Nell's skin twice in a singular fight then?
I don't think that's very fun, I mean...
I feel where I wish.
You all can come to us.
You all can come to us.
You all can come to us.
You all can come to us.
I
Push the bottle on
I just said that earlier okay
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who's on this?
What the fuck you did it was dead
Whoa
The river is waiting to be claimed.
Okay.
Keep throwing your lives away.
I'll be ready.
Kill the robot.
I
I can't see any day
I mean that works.
come on let me alone man, what the fuck are you doing that shit?
Oh man, what the fuck are you doing that shit?
Stop with the coldest sacrifice right there, it's propaganda and it's been going on for
years. Once I was nerfed, it's inefficient. The item is just people thought it was Midas
from fucking Dota. Midas and Dota isn't the same. It's just, it's, it's, it's so frequent
and it's reliable. Kultus is not reliable. It's unreliable. Midas, Midas is sustainable
because it stacks and carries over. This game doesn't do that. It's a long-ass balloon.
What the fuck is this guy doing? I don't think he did any damage to kill by now.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
I
Was overcrafted I just don't I don't want something to happen to me and then we lose again because of it
It's a good. It's a good. Don't partner
Don't make any
It's Benium in Netanyahu. You are late on your monthly payments to the great state
So we will be cutting down on your view box
The clicker
Fucking dumbass rabbit noise watch out
Oh, no he's not.
Now you're with the big creeps when we spawn there.
That's your four creeps spawn right here?
If you wait long enough then.
BANG!
I mean the 4k bag literally made the game last a lot longer.
I agree with this.
That's actually true.
Literally not the 4k bag it genuinely made the game last at least on his longer
This is the point of the game, Loki.
Henry the Magnificent is back in the saddle, baby.
And somehow I have most play damage out of the image.
And I was part of like 10% of the fights.
Yeah, look at this, look at this.
I play the ace today, watch this.
Graffa, superman of the player.
Holy shit.
You see this?
See that shit?
Dude, look at it.
Dude, look at the income.
Look at the income gap.
You have finished today much faster
if you bought Cultist Sacrifice
instead of Ricochet Rounds.
Jeff, Jeff.
Look at these guys. 35, 33, 29, I got 64,000.
I'm telling you, it's good. Of course, at higher ranks, you will fucking contest the jungle.
Because the game is really stupid.
Like, the fact that the camps disappear on the map for free is ridiculous.
You shouldn't be able to see this game should have f**k of war.
Not a real f**k of war, an informational f**k of war, where, yeah, if I see something,
I have this information!
Yeah, I'm not trading with you.
That's not trading with you.
Fuck you.
Pause one more time and see what happens.
Oh
What's up, I gotta figure that
I
Heard I was on cool down
Address the elephant you weird chump. Oh my god, I'll cool down
Yeah, no, it's better
Really dude?
I added my hero?
Then I appeared.
Thanks for waiting for me, Ivy.
No!
Nooo!
I'm gonna kill this bumman.
Yugu, Hara, Yugu, Hara, Yugu, Hara
What a newbie newba.
Really thought.
Now?
Bang.
Let me do...
melee steal?
Close quarters?
And then we smoke them.
And then we put them in a packer.
x but I don't get it
wait did you not you know you made the berry though you made you made the berry I don't
get it
Wait if the troopers attack me it fucks it up
Wait
I can pay the troopers
No, fuck it. Just thanks shit
I
Parry vows and that was casting it fuck
I
Reload the original anime too
I'm the enemy he would be picked and fight that
Good, really?
I'm gonna stop reloading so much.
I'm nearly getting his board now.
Yes, 600 blocks is nothing.
Yeah, I get to fuck up my game for sure.
Oh, yo, yo, be careful man.
The puddle doesn't really pay any damage, it only does a little bit of damage, smart rates.
Was it yummy?
I mean...
Nooo! Get away from me!
Dude! Get away from me!
What is he doing?
He went straight to me and he walked backwards, did he not?
I
I can't be madder. That was just poorly thought about. It was a very badly thought about way.
I thought Ivy would put the fucking vines, right?
On to the buy spot. They would push him out left or right.
That would make sense to me. Either way I could kill him. If he goes left or right,
but if he stays middle, I'm cooked.
I don't think he's going to be wrong with it.
That was the type of greed they warned about in the Bible.
Oh yeah?
What the fuck are you just roleplaying?
What happens if you do the greed, like the Bible says not to do?
go to each and all hell, you know the Hellfire.
I had one of the biggest games, it was a bit, I just said it was a bag incident as I want to say.
I have to miss number this is I was gonna miss it
Somebody got into my game and got my bag it but then I got his rating
Really
Man, that's all it. Oh, that's a full stack. It's both that's a full stack. Yes, bitch
Um, I'm just gonna go hop my neck
Yeah, you're so well I'm gonna do
Whoa
What the heck is gonna come here?
Yeah, I'll mess that as I watch this.
Oh
bang oh, holy fuck up to go
That's what I fucking do that's what I fucking do
Oh, man.
If you pause, you're a fucking terrorist.
I don't give a shit.
I don't care what anybody says about this.
It's simple.
You click P button, you're a fucking terrorist.
How hard is it to understand?
That's a fucking fact.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Because they always DC, it's like, bro, how many games don't have pauses, have lags
or whatever, and no DCs.
People DC because they can't, because they can't pause.
You understand, the fact that they have the button makes it act in ways because the
button exists.
It's fucking dog shit.
oh my god one more fucking pause weapons oh my god oh my god if you're a step
in enemy team you just triggered me one more pause and see what happens
This is impatient. Buddy, we got fucking lives to live and games to queue up. I would rather
fucking lose a fucking game that's ongoing than fucking win a paused ass game. Fucking
waste of my time it Jesus how does that don't stand it where they go back in
I can't buy you that's why what am I doing I'm like I'm glitched I thought
was Hayes man. I had to get the fuck out.
This is the sickest body I know by the way.
Right here. This. Look how juicy that is.
Oh, I have money but it's a wig so I'm gonna go with a wig.
Somebody knows that.
How could you know that?
Only I know that.
Oh, come on!
Bang, bang, that is such a good buy.
Dude, what a fucking buy that is!
No, Zergie, look at Zergie, and now I'm gonna remove Roach, oh, hold on, you hear that?
Nope
No good man
What did I just do
And they stole my show I'm doing that and I was my way that that was really 40 made of I had to do wait first
Wait, insta-wave, insta-fucking, uh, rune, and then, and then box, that was way bad, like, play again.
Shhh.
They're gonna, they're gonna...
Been there, done that.
I'm dead, probably.
Fox.
would stop me like this
It's a bad aim, really.
She missed my Q.
I tend to use my Q, my Q is super like, um, what would you say, like.
I feel like my full V has to be pretty clear before I use it, otherwise it gets caught
I'm not going to take a lot I got scared
D oe d oe d oe d oe d oe
D oe d oe doe d oe.
Let's push Blue.
Umm...
Let's push Blue.
I think he's just pointing collect ball shit. It's just lame.
I need to get a Grinch bike, I got it.
Oh yeah, just parry the fucking stun.
Of course.
If I just hadn't thought about parrying the fucking stun.
Ohhhh.
I can't bear to stun me so that that was a joke what?
Guys I need passive kills man. I can't.
Come on bro.
Anyone doesn't spare change maybe?
I could use a few souls please.
My mom's got homeless.
Are you?
I mean, it's out here.
I don't think it's a good character.
I don't think it's very strong.
It's just not fun.
I should have paired the punch actually.
I think with the play of play you don't even have to need it.
There's a couple of them just.
I think I'm gonna get bullets actually.
He's behind me. I'm not dying here guys.
They're so alert this game. I'm just typing. I'm saying it. I'm saying it. They're sniping.
I don't give a fuck. They're too alert. It doesn't make sense.
Oh, we're gonna fight this up or what?
I got three on me.
explains
point and click point and click all point click it
the other point and click shit it's fucking cancer
One isn't killed, it just isn't.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but it's not a bad idea.
Anyway, what else about this?
I got the passive.
Just a rift
Yeah, she took me out
Bummer
f**king stats f**ker
What about the middle bossa good haze so
You're not nice.
Fucking rats.
He's cute on your team, but when you're against it you just want to fucking punch that rat
in the shnail, bang.
Don't be a jerk.
I
Well they say
They do shuffle board and that's so fun and they do lots of things they do um hello
Nice
got it, yep
I'm not a major shooter, I'm mega, I was a wonder isolated, I'm like a league classic
you know what it is. I have like insane single target isolated
and all those my it's my member
look no stop
I don't understand it
don't even know that
howdy
no I just walked up
I'm not taking you to bed
you like run?
yeah nice
The king's bone and the glass I'm cooking these for them
My score is a little bit of a fight for my feelings
Bullets me
My favorite actually
6%
6% off the fucking rip
I'm not in the ability club at all!
It's gonna hard to...
Dude, hello?
That'll skin!
REN
REN
REN
REN
REN
I'm conflicted about getting mid-game fuzzy bullets if I get inhibited pretty early because
I usually get inhibited pretty early no I need to get purple spike but yeah
I
Am I doing
Oh, you know what?
All true
Oh, they're right above me.
I think both is good, I think.
Yeah, I refuried it out in NPA's reverse
to stop the bullets, which is better.
Yeah.
Oh, and it betters the web better, I mean,
they betters the website in the game,
so it doesn't use channel.
But there's a bit of an overlap in usage
because of the anti-gallon.
I can't find anybody, oh somebody's in my mind.
I mean I kind of baited the fuck out of them.
That wasn't even the intention, but I mean...
It should hold them so hard, no?
I mean, nothing to fight.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll bring the case all up, yeah.
Yeah, I think you do you can do that in there.
But it does not reach to that, it stops me the other day.
I'm going to get this round then.
I
Missed it's right. I meant to do all the form of it
I like it either. It's just too strong
He's all boner.
But you know how nice it feels though, they have the bones who...
This is happening here another one.
I have to go see him.
Yeah.
This is it.
I'm not a man.
I have to go see him.
Yeah.
There's that.
Play ABL, Lifestrike Builder.
Dude, I don't follow this builder.
I make my own builder.
Yeah.
See?
Like, I just use this as a template
because it has a lot of items I like
and I modify it with the items that I want.
Also, I think the problem with people that make builds
that they don't like it. They don't have a section of the build that says like okay
let's say your game is an hour 30 and you have 100k souls what would you have
as a 100k inventory? Like you know what I mean? Like this build has four of these
are not in this build. You have three legion items it's like well for full
game I mean what are we gonna buy then?
gross was bronze issue, there's no bronze in this game for me that don't matter
yeah you're initiating
bro at what point are you fucking that
the wave of batting on me
i know it don't miss and initiate and acron whatever the fuck we are
yeah acron
I can't see where they're drawing me.
Huh?
Uh...
I don't know.
Huh?
Yeah.
Oh
There's your brother
Well, they both have to be back to go towards me and lose the half of the team for that.
I mean, it's whatever and I don't get it much.
I mean, yes, it's not flashy play, but I mean, I'll be nice to be.
The reality is that their team needs at least a little structure, and the more they're killed backwards behind the shrine or the fucking throne, the more they lose the fight.
Yeah, we're ahead of the insolvent, they will lose the fight in a second.
If you pull the M5 to come back to me, they are very lost.
But yeah, I think it's better.
Yeah, I'm not sure what I was just gonna...
What? Don't get me in here.
Oh, I can't get you in my hand, please.
Yeah, but I have to go in, like, 10 minutes.
They fought hard. They couldn't match us.
Ooh!
The green carpet?
Yes.
Pull the wig off.
It's not real. It's all regular hair.
Okay.
What?
I'm about to power out.
Oh, okay. Okay.
I'm about to power out.
I have to go see you later tomorrow.
the kick.com gamble power hour is everything right me up dude I did I
I had an elephant can reload today and I read up to fucking 800k off stream and I
got them to fucking zero in 20 minutes it was awful I check is um that was good
That was a good chill time.
Aggressively.
Chad, I'm gonna be able to power out.
Which brings a little bit of gambling on the kickoff phone.
Could it be?
But Chad, I guess I'll have to be able to shoot him off.
If I do this later, because I have to go to the mixer beast thing.
I'll have to be able to shoot him off.
I'll bring my set up over though.
Don't you ever want to carry my slip over though
Yeah
Don't want to check one of each other to chat but two um, I'm going to tell you how much it was used over the gallon because
So, uh, you know, I just like to stick and be imaginable.
Arrrggg...
Little, like, gambling round here.
Alright, figure it out.
We'll just have to figure it out.
Good night.
Good night.
See you.
Ah.
I have to do it again.
I'm gonna have to do it again.
You're at...
I know.
Figure it out!
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
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