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Well, if you know these days I'll give it what we do if so it goes near bottom
it's a comment
Because every column most those insane shit after no reason is okay. It's because we have bought. I mean and that's
I mean they're gonna call me fucking whatever gonna call me anything about burgers
Why did Tiger the shit make you look like a safari gift shop owner? Hey buddy buddy buddy buddy lick it
lick it
Right here. Come on, man
Yeah, I don't know why I said that
All right, what is that 63
I think we've done this already
Wait is that Drake's place? Is that Drake's house?
Is that Drake's house?
AKA my shed
I was scared as he was going to fall into that category or box where he tries really
hard to emulate what he already did and yet he misses the opportunity to use what
he's got going and it's unfortunate but he's doing that and I wish you didn't do
that.
Um, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Chad, listen to this.
The people like Ezip Kicca are in a stealth position on the line because they shoot
a thousand shots, none of them hits.
they shoot one last shot, it hits, right?
What makes you think that the next shot after that
is also gonna hit?
How could you emulate the 1,000th shot
on the 1,001th shot?
It's very difficult and it's very hard.
And a lot of people are gonna fall back to doing it
or what they already did it before and as we was doing
and I wish we could try the harder to do the stuff.
I
Think it's never on this other kind of ocean
It's very old school of like bricks why like
It's very old school champion
So did he lose weight? Yeah, you left a lot of weight. No, I thought he was way better than that. No
It's doing a lot of good, I like it.
He's starting to cross the pipes, really?
What the fuck is a lovebud?
Is that, oh, I forgot, is that Love Wigs community?
The Love Buds?
Yo, any Love Buds yet?
Is that it?
Come on, are now married yet.
Lao Roche.
Who the fuck is that?
Who is Lao Roche?
I hope you're doing good, man.
Asman Cousin, really.
This is so iconic, I hope, but we're waiting for those.
Who are they?
Roche only.
guys that is Jack Efron and the guy oh wait that's no banana peel I mean I had
had a note Zach Zach Efron that I mean it's almost same thing Jack Zach
I like cereal
Across the flakes how many bowls a day do you think you're on right now for a frosty place?
Like 13 14
concern for diabetes, so
I like cereal
Chat chat growing up is understanding chat that milk is shit and you have to eat it raw over the water
that that broke my heart when I got to the age where I said fuck it while I'm
going to water I'm not kidding you know check check I said guys I actually feel
bad because I'm a hypocrite I said clown people that said it
we only lived in the water but back in Asia as I remember 10 years ago just
said oh yo water and I used to clown you guys and I switched up I switch up
like three years later I mean I'm a bitch ass I mean I'm a hypocrite I
I switched up.
I do think that raw is better.
I do think that raw is better.
Jack, raw cereal is better.
In order, raw water milk.
Done.
And then I'm jammed, you think I'm a Brazilian.
Oh yeah, you see the same house.
Stake store is off street
Maybe don't you want to dance for me?
I could dance like Michael Jackson. What a bang. The original court of justice should try you for this steak
What do you mean?
buddy
You're gonna come to a point right in life
And what you're gonna get a piece of chocolate there and you're gonna get a glass of water after and you're gonna be holy shit
Water actually clears milk. Milk is goddamn awful
and
And once you realize this you're gonna come back in a stream
You're gonna donate their whole fucking paycheck. That's what we're gonna do. That's what that's what you're gonna do
It's wrong. It I told you the truth. I eliminated you bad
Saw draking the streets of Toronto last night almost had to smoke that you two twos my word. Am I right?
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Oh my god
Remember when you always had to drink music, I wonder why you switched up now.
And what I don't like, is if the business is true, that you left your moms in the hood,
somebody go smoke that you need. You don't leave your moms nowhere.
You have money and you left your moms there, you're sick to my stomach,
But if it's not true sure he's just talking shit
Yo, that's scary that and chat that is Julie scary. I
Mean
Is it is it? Oh, I'm trying to reason my browser because I have a hard risk of a hard way exclusion on it
Sorry, I'm not interested in crack the resident evil puzzle. I know I thought
um now my kick just working no don't do that to me my kick won't load anymore
Wait, gateway error. Wait, skip down?
What's up with this audio? What do you mean with this?
Last night, US B-1 bombers struck deep inside Iran due to great Iranian ballistic missile
capabilities.
As the president said, we're going to destroy their missile and their missile industry to
the ground.
Okay.
A Kuwaiti man rushed to help a US pilot after a pleasure crash in the desert.
thank you for helping us you're fine really you need something to help you
63 I'm already much thank you for helping us
Thank you for having us. You're fine.
Is this true in realtor or is this fake in AI?
Is it funny-fied? I mean, it sure happens, yeah.
What's an engine? A B1 over a B2. It's a real one.
Yeah, I don't get the post.
It's all good.
I mean, it happens.
I don't want to probably get a hand.
Jack, Jack, I hear everything that I was like on the crusade,
and I was like, I'm sitting on business, like, I don't really give a shit.
I debunked a bunch of other people that I don't give a fuck about.
Like, like a NINEL, whatever, with a shoplifting.
I debunked that. I don't want to give a fuck.
I'm one the next day, I mean, what about it?
A chance on Japan's skilling us over 64,000 dollars because a dedicated restaurant space
um
Yo, what is that?
You probably don't even know a lot of the food you eat as milk and cream in it because you don't even cook for yourself
No, I know it. I know it does eating your taquitos in the air fryer buddy, buddy
I know it does, but it's very little, and it's not like you're drinking milk flat out there.
Milk is shit, dude, like it's just bad, I don't know what it was you offered me.
Excuse me, can I interrupt?
I have another-
There are photos that are being released of the Secretary as she is testifying from inside
this room.
Can you please advise me as to whether or not that's permissible and consistent with
the rules, particularly given that we have asked for public theory?
There are photos that are being released of the Secretary.
of the secretary she is testifying can you please explain how I've done with it
if you guys are doing that I have done you can hold me in contempt from now
until the cows come home this is just typical behavior
oh have to understand how that permissible it doesn't matter we all
are abiding by the same rules yeah well I would like to take a break at this
Yeah, I'd like to have a audition for now.
Go off the record.
Go off the record.
Can we get a motion to strike the record, please?
Can you strike that?
Yeah, yeah, strike that.
Strike that.
What have you been happening here?
Drinking from a canst.
It is just weird man.
Water is king.
Chad, what did you know about that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She learns photos of her were religion before the testimony.
Palazzova and Storms.
Slowness.
Photos of her.
Well, I thought she'd never met him.
Or whatever.
What?
Huh?
Of the secretary as she is testified from inside this room,
can you please advise me as to whether or not
that's permissible and consistent with the rules?
Excuse me, can I interrupt?
I have photos that are being released.
Interesting.
Of the secretary as she is testified from inside this room,
can you please advise me as to whether or not
that's permissible and consistent with the rules?
Would that be allowed to enter new discovery as the decision is ongoing?
No, they could.
It's a good decision.
It's not a discovery.
They can answer whatever they want.
It's freestyle.
No, no.
Jeff, it's not a decision.
It's freestyle, no?
Oh, oh, you're so stupid.
It's pictures they took right now in the courtroom.
Oh, yeah, I'm fucking brain dead.
They're being released of the secretary
as she is testifying?
You're fucking brain dead.
If you guys are doing that, I am done.
You can hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home.
This is just typical behavior.
They will go on through records.
Oh, for heaven's sake.
So I would like to understand how that permissible.
It doesn't matter.
We all are abiding by the same rules.
I will take that down.
Yeah, well.
So the cows come home.
Let's do it.
It's just, um.
She's the one who wanted public testimony.
They said no and broke the rules, so she got pissed.
She's the one who wanted public of the money.
They said no and broke the rules.
So they broke the rules?
If they broke the rules, I mean, then, then, I mean,
I mean, I mean, fuck them.
XQC-L, the energy landing lacks the engine fire.
Chat how much downforce do they have when they go down full speed and they hit the ground
with the flaps on.
It must be fucking like, like a planet towards the downpours, no?
Why doesn't it go downpours at least?
No, it has to.
Government cooked but my streamer missed account still on top.
Okay, you can stop there if you want to.
You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.
Um, um, you're wrong.
Drag? Doesn't drag become a lift?
Nice argument, Mr. Cowan.
Yo, you're not trying to say it.
You know, I was correct then, I was right.
If the flaps are not up, right, all the lift that it would get instead, the pressure up
does the exact opposite.
It goes down instead, fudge you.
Yo, yo, you need to hop off my dick, man, for just a minute there, man.
It's what happened to Mercedes at Le Mans, man.
Dude.
And what I do-
The Toyota lights a blaze, make sure the slow cars see them, here we go.
See?
See?
Bang!
The downforce!
Oh my god!
Now you get lifted!
Now you get lifted.
The Mercedes has taken off.
That's Peter Dumbrek at the wheel of the number five Mercedes.
The car flew right up in the air over the barriers,
over the wire, and into the trees.
Let's look at this again.
This is an awful accident.
An awful accident.
He moves out of the slipstream of the train.
Dude, look at that.
And the car just takes off.
This is not a driver error.
It's just because the engineers at Mercedes
are a little bit brain dead.
And they were just too locked in.
They kind of forgot the concept.
It's a car design error.
They didn't think that at that speed when you get up the bump, right, that the front
lip would go just up enough to transfer it and make it into lift, and it would go whine.
Look at the Earth Throne up, that is a very big impact, shock and horror and amazement
in the Mercedes garage.
They can't believe it's happened again.
Um, dude, why is it always, yeah, always links, yeah, always links fucking Twitter
shit, drama.
I know what that is.
Oh, why, um, you know, why are you telling me this is a Vupa, like, what makes you
think of Vupa, right?
He goes...
He goes...
He goes...
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all he thinks he's saying
motherfucking
Aster, Aster, Aster, Aster, Aster!!!
Oh why?
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no, I stopped doing my business
dude
dude
dude
Nobody folded it.
I know it's wrong.
There's only two camps in the world.
There's the camp, the people who watch the clip and understand it,
who don't understand it.
How long have I said it?
Every exhibit I've shown,
everybody that I've shown on all the websites,
all of them were the same thing.
No, you could never tell anybody is botting.
You could never tell if somebody is botting themselves,
if somebody is botting them,
if somebody interchanges stuff to something is that numbers are off and
a story yeah we're in the clips you can go all because there's nothing how many
that well I have never said anybody you want themselves because you can't prove
that how would I prove that how would I prove that guys again it's not it's not
called folding it's called being an adult okay and and and not falling
because I'm fucking bullshit rage bit on the internet and changing what
you say what you are based on the third party of bad actors that are not part of this. It's
sensible. If you think I kill the video, if you bought it, if you can't deal with you,
that's what you want to hear. You're just mad because I'm not, I'm not going to call
them drama, I'm not going to shit, what the hell do I care? You think, you think
that the aim out of anybody would fucking maybe change my take? Like you're just
um
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You fold against her san pokey look that many times are just lying to yourself at this point
Now show me show me time when i have fallen right man excuse the ale
I have
uh ordered
Let we increase the number of nuclear warheads on our arsenal
in order to put pay to any speculation we will no longer communicate on the figures
regarding our nuclear arsenal country to pass practice. In order to be free
therefore we must be feared and in order to be feared we have to be powerful.
This increase in our arsenal reflects that approach.
Chat, one nuke blows up a whole country and shit.
All right.
You admitted to viewbotting four years ago.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Are you stupid?
What are you talking about?
Dude, you need to link some clips.
OK, you need to link some clips.
And you need to make some system dumbass shit.
Excuse me, I look like Macron's husband.
Also, what was I saying?
What was I saying?
Um, OK, not a country, man.
chat. They have enough nukes. Why do you need more nukes? Some of these countries, they don't even
have a nuke. Even if they had a nuke, they cannot deliver the nuke. Their technology is shit.
Okay? It has to go to space to deliver the ICBM. They can't do nothing. Dude, like, you don't need
more nukes. Do you? I think your takes are mostly good. But you are a keyboard warrior. Every
Everytime you meet someone, I'll really go back on what you've said.
Like with Neon, Sneeko, Ludwig, Perky and a billion more.
Buddy, I literally said hi to Neon when I was talking in Clanker.
I said, I love Neon.
Bro, what about it?
She's fucking bothered it.
Does he do it?
I don't know.
You believe he will do it?
But who knew what I know?
She's fucking bothered it.
What about it?
I stood on business about that because that's my actual opinion a lot of the guys a
Lot of the kind orbiters their shit was completely scuffed. Is it them doing it?
I don't know if somebody else do it to them way more likely, but the reality is is that
You can't prove anything. So I'm not gonna sit on business. Who said who said who said it?
Uh uh uh
You know what I mean? Like
In order to be powerful
Guys, it's not because you want drama
That I'm gonna change my take
Fuck all the haters
It's not because you want to
The take is always the same man
I thought his brain dead but you just don't understand it
I love the stream, have a good
Guys
If you go back to the clips and you see the same thing
I'm gonna tell you
Okay
Read my quote
My quote is
I have been viewed by him before
Everytime when you bought it, I made fun of myself.
I made fun, cause it's funny.
It's funny.
If you think that you bought it,
if you think that getting you bought it
isn't at least funny, like this is so stupid.
Like look at this shit, it's fucking bought it, right?
I mean, you're sus.
I just want to say, my thing is, you are fucking sus.
Did I act through in the K-Play Rocket League?
How is that not funny?
That's funny.
That I you know add to be on and don't keep playing rocket league. That's just funny. How is that not funny? It is
So I mean
What if I wanted to oh guys guys, um
Dude this is fine and then the next day I go guys guys
This is fine and two months later. I didn't but it every day but only get it and I go guys
Guys, stop talking shit about me, man!
These are my real viewers!
Stop talking shit!
Why are you guys making, stop saying I'm body, man!
This is my shit!
Like, yeah, now I would be weird at that point, right?
I mean, because why would I be insecure
about something that I know I spot?
I mean, I don't understand, it's just so simple to understand.
And this is the second part.
What people will be confused with what and how you say everything.
Yo.
Read more books.
I don't care, but you don't know why.
Because this is an internet.
Just shut up and solve the final.
Everybody on the internet is so soy.
It's genuinely scary.
Everybody is so insecure.
It is mind-boggling, dude, genuinely.
Like, nobody makes a joke about anybody else.
And everybody is like, oh, you're pressed.
Oh, now you've got to stand up.
Now we got to fucking, now you got to fight back.
Now you got to show them what's right.
Dude, dude.
Most of them, it's just jokes.
If something is weird, all throw it off as a joke,
it's like, oh, joke it off.
Because I don't care about you.
And you don't want me to prove that.
When I spoke to Kai about it, right?
That's what I told them.
This is how I view the world.
Everything is jokes.
If everything is not jokes, then it's boring.
It's shit, I don't wanna be doing this fucking
internet shit, if we can't do the joke thing,
it's fucking boring, it's shit,
I'm just gonna become a lawyer or some shit,
I don't give a fuck.
What, what, if we can't do the fucking joke,
so that's all this is about though.
Like, what is that all day?
You guys, you guys lull at everything,
you guys be funny for any, you know what people say?
Yeah, bro, here's the example,
the fucking Twitter fucking post,
with pbm and so he says oh this guy's eating an apple lol right it's like
people will make fun of anything even when it goes like anything it's just brain dead
if that it's it's all jokes what about it i know why everybody is so fucking caught up
and so mad like dude it's not a dick don't take it too fucking hard man like Jesus christ man
of my intervention, we have to be united and I'm going to speak about Europe.
How does this mean? The way I interact with the chat is not so much
interactive with other people. Like, it's really important that you get to
try to understand it, okay, is that the way I act with chats is completely
Indiculate to how I act with other shimmers with my friends. I can be abuse of the chat
You said it's to me. It's not this is our interaction when I thought to somebody else, right?
When I thought to another a sewer or whatever it is a completely different ball game
But he is like oh, dude are insecure and so
Dude you guys act like if I was insecure about some of these four moments, then I wouldn't fold it
I would just not fold it. How hard would it just not fold?
I'd say, yo, yeah.
I don't give a shit. I don't care.
I don't understand it.
There's a serial killer on the loop.
Oh
This is something
We heard tell the Halloween party we're here to train play bad music do some half gay shit
Why just half gay?
The race bait the gay bait and the pronouns bait all in the one letting the trifecta of fucking sloppy toppy
It's not funny anymore.
Oh man, I'm done.
It's just not funny.
If you want me to love you a joke, make a good joke.
It's not really, it's not that hard.
I mean, there are some good jokes out there.
If your joke is trash, I'm not gonna laugh
because I don't think it's funny.
It's not because I'm lipped on it.
Your joke is bad.
I mean.
Fucking fuck that little girl.
Okay, enough now.
Fucking you, sir.
I mean what is he doing?
Yeah, what is he doing?
Anyway, I'll get some links.
Loads of Polos is a bad guy after a couple of ignorant fans.
Loads, can you sign?
Yeah, sign Loads though.
Loads, can you sign please?
Please Loads.
Is it?
I
Know it
50 months, can I get a welcome to the jungle? Okay fine. Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, that was the that was the initial thing
That would call all the other of the jungle
Because of her cursing a little crazy yo, bro excuse me don't give up
Now, as it is, I guess I'll tell you one last time.
I think that the main thing that people think of is that
you're allowed to disagree.
Like, it's kind of sad that people feel like
they can't disagree anymore,
and they will glaze every single opinion of mainstream
because you have to.
Because if you don't agree with mainstream,
probably the thing that you're a bitch ass
and you're weird and you're Hitler.
But I mean, that's what it is these days.
It's, I don't know what's going on in the world, right?
But if your take is it might take you're a Nazi
because that's what we do these days, right?
That's the problem.
You can just say, I disagree.
I just, I don't see the world exactly like this.
I disagree.
No, no, no.
Then you're all a weird glazer.
Dude, it's not like that.
Like, there's more than somebody.
And then that portion that it is what it is, uh, what else?
Um, what was I saying?
Yeah, I think, I think it's a, it's a big problem on the internet is this.
I don't know what caused this.
Let me call it.
But now you are controlled by daddy as mongold typing away and saying things
on stream, but always go back to your roots when I RL.
That's very big. Chat. Chat. That's very big. That's very big. That's very big, isn't it?
This is, these are interrupting the...
Yo. You're wrong. People can be pissed and call you a right-wing shill.
I missed my five years sub can I get a welcome to the rage either every base all of you willingly help us set the shame
I'll try to get votes. Okay. That's what you did
You say you saw it easy that I fold up. I'm gonna unfold just for you
The Trump stream if it was gonna be tomorrow, I would do it again
And if it was the next day, I would probably do that day as well
Wonder why because I don't give a shit. I don't I wish it did I don't care that you think that
everything about me changes because I was part of Aiden's broadcasts.
I don't give a shit because that's your dumb ass being in it and you're entitled to holding
on to that piece of dog shit.
It doesn't affect me.
I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
Like, I was just...
It doesn't prevent me from going somewhere and doesn't help me go to some other place
either.
For me, this is not 2017 anymore, I'm not at a crossroad where I need that.
I just do things that I feel are so beneficial, somewhat of an experience.
I don't care that much, it is what it is.
So, even in a song, you believe, oh, I'm going to quote with the picture of X and Donald Trump.
That's going to get him.
That's going to remove all this poison, all these arguments, all of his thoughts.
So now we're negated by the-
On this picture!
Do it again!
See-
I-
BOOM!
BOOM!
I did it!
That invalidates all of what he said!
No! You're a terrorist!
You're a terrorist!
It doesn't matter what picture you post!
You still remain a terrorist!
What about it?
Hey, it's that simple!
Holy shit!
I mean...
Really dude?
Yeah, true.
True.
Everyone's saying, hey, look what your boy did, look what your motor broke.
And here's the classic take.
And I say this like, give it a, and you're going to think, and I...
Everything is jokes and not serious, except when DDG makes a joke now, it's deep hole of the Southern and it's offensive.
It's not a joke though.
Like I'm all up to do this, bro.
A joke though?
It's like when Sean the black says a joke about me.
Oh, excuse me?
The racist guy?
Dude, he did it.
How is it a joke?
That's just fucking brain dead.
Like that's just, like what a stupid fucking take that is.
Like how is it a joke?
It's just trash.
Like, and then he, oh no, I'm back and we're from there.
And he does it again and again and again. It's like his shtick every fucking couple of couple days
He tweets about fucking um, this is racist. This guy's oh, yeah, uh
It's not everybody being a racist when there's no when there's not even a hint of reason and anything he posts about like
The guy sees the fucking ghost of the fucking KKK moving around like a skit-so-ing fucking
Fucking clan leaders walking around or some shit like what the fuck's going on man dude
Like we're like what he not everything is racist like Christ man
Fucking hell man. I voted for none of this
No Ted, I didn't vote for any of this
This is dead all you guys in that I wanted this I wanted none of this
What are you guys saying I wanted this?
I want none of this.
Nah man, now we're going to war without Ram.
Nah man, I didn't vote for none of this.
You caught me, you caught me.
I went to the booth and I voted Trump, of course.
Of course I did.
Dude, I had to.
Of course with my American citizenship, of course.
Classic. Of course I did it.
Of course I can't even fucking vote.
fucking vote. I'm Canadian, you fucking moron.
But I could have just went to L.A. because I can't vote
when I voted I.D.
I voted 12 times in the fucking L.A. count.
I'm gonna shit.
Fucking.
I voted 130 times.
I don't care.
I voted 54,000 times.
Now what?
What next, buddy?
Um...
Pfft.
That was a joke, wasn't it?
Uh, is there any crash out there?
The crash out there is the fact that I make a clear outline joke.
Like I make it something like a clear humor, a skit or whatever, and we'll see the worst
And then they'll reply down the line with the most diabolical
non-joking it's it's clearly not joking like it's it's paused. It's like
Nobody and it's just like a yo this guy is fucking whatever a racist or anyone. Oh, well, you made a joke too
dude dude
really I mean
Like it's it's not doing at all. I mean
I think the comparison is really dumb.
People are just soft.
The reality is that when there was no money in streaming, nobody was soft.
Nowadays, nowadays, Aberdeen is just so soft.
It's like soft noodle.
Soft noodle.
I don't...
Yes, this is you.
I sit in the car with you and make jokes about my fucking old car and I ex-girlfriend and whatever fucking
Laws silver and I think because I think it's funny. I don't get a shit. What I care. How's that stuff? I don't give a shit
Here's the people that I don't even know
Okay riddle me this riddle me that
Some people that I've never met before first time it they say the most egregious shit about me and
And and that's and I see it's a joke. So it's all good. I don't give a fuck like like why when coffin makes jokes over
Right, even when we didn't check it up the classic
Gothic phone right, I mean dude
Was that offended? It was funny. I wasn't triggered it, but now though
Now reverse the roles where if I do that type of joke, right?
Which I'm new people that there we meet. Oh, no, whoa, whoa, what the fuck? Yo, yo, yo, yo
No, I don't come can take it and I did it to those guys other guys though new gen people you make a joke like that
It's CG black listed black bald
You go to some event you're doing it by this guy for this guy's weird
But and then why do you think there's no more for the squad games these days?
I wonder nobody's a squad games
We just want you once every fucking three months and you have to fucking schedule it with fucking for fucking
employees and managers or whatever because every on edge about one of it and they're all oh no oh no
This guy's got viewers this guy this guy's not as weird this guy made a stream and he said something about the war
This guy I think suppose it's a and he's doing this shit. It's cringe
It's why Soda says string sucks. I agree. It's trash
Stream these days is for this everybody is such a noodle. They're all their little noodles and he's so
And oh no, though your press you did you go to land and fucking and you need to start a business
No, you fucking don't because if you use a joke then it's been life
It's still a joke. It doesn't become real business. What the fuck do I care like I wasn't what you think that
Even if even if neon was body himself the fuck out it probably is
But like a million butts every single day, right?
And in real life, I don't present about it
What about it? Ooh, there's more to that human than just bots
Like why the fuck do I care? I don't get the next one. Oh, no, I will stop my broadcast
We must discuss this at the box immediately otherwise. I'm bitched. I'm folding good. What the fuck do I care like?
Unroll the tape for me explain to me why?
You you can't have other facets than the one thing about you
It's like when they don't have done me down for the the temperature. Oh, she's only this tune
You think you can control me with this but you have no power you are powerless you are you the reason why you
post the ship is that you think that the streaming had impact and you should have impact yourself
by getting some likes and some impressions you are powerless you do nothing buddy you cannot
make the waves move you can be part of the waves you are nothing like and it's why I think it's
It's so funny seeing all these fucking lip-tards doing things tangentially, because they think
that they make the fucking world move by complaining like some hoes and getting bothered
the fucking impressions, and they go, oh my god, I'm the revolutionary, I'm Fidel Castro,
I'm the fucking, I'm the revolution!
Buddy, you're a fucking loser, you can't pay a rent.
I know for a fact your house is fucking cold, it's freezing.
You can't feel your fucking fingers, because it's too cold because you can't afford
the fucking heating bill you fat fucking dumbass fuck you
hey oh holy shit oh that was that right next to my boys a lot
um
Well, I'm not repressed. I'm not repressed.
Doesn't care but gets stun-locked every stream I can't.
Dude, it's not that... I don't know what you're saying.
In life, you should care.
Caring is all you got, really.
When you wake up, you have a few points you care about some stuff.
You can only care about a few things.
and you go and you invest your care points, what do you do?
This is what life is about.
You wake up in the morning, put your things,
and you go and you invest your care points
throughout the day, right?
Well, yeah, I do care, right?
I'll talk about it in a few minutes and then move on, right?
Do I care enough to go, I'm not gonna shoot today
because I need to organize my little things together?
I'm gonna, no, I don't care the next minute.
It doesn't make anything move.
Yeah, I'll talk about it, I'll talk about it,
but does it change what I do?
Where do we go?
Fuck no, fuck no.
It's why I always say, why do people hold grudges?
Never hold grudges, I don't know why.
Because they make you reorganize all your care points
in the ways that goes towards them.
But what about you though?
What about your goals?
What about where you're going?
What about all the care points that you can use
to benefit your life?
You need to put those and go somewhere with those.
But you can't, because you spent a bunch of them
on this other shit, on other people
that nobody needs to fuck about.
You're like, everything control you.
You're going nowhere.
And ironically, sadly, right?
You said, oh, you're hating on all the people
that you're doing all this, all this.
You're not doing that, ha ha.
You fell off, you fell off.
What have you built, buddy?
You've went all the everybody's Jenga tower
is fucking falling apart.
Where's your tower?
You got nothing.
Because you spent all your care
for some other shit, dumbass.
Like, see what I mean?
So, yeah, some people that do this shit, I don't, I don't, I don't get involved with
them because we got places to be, man.
Back in the days, you know what I used to do?
Some shit's popping up.
Okay, I talked about it for a few hours.
We're playing some Overwatch, we're playing some fucking video games.
We're playing them.
Okay.
The leader was killed in it.
It's roughly 6 a.m. in Israel.
The series of fighter jets takes off, armed with long-range high-precision missiles.
According to CIA and Israeli intelligence, a significant portion of Iran's leadership
has gathered here, in a compound in Tehran.
Among them, Ayatollah Ali Hamani, the country's supreme leader.
Two hours and five minutes after the jets took off, Israeli missiles striped the compound.
This is how the Israeli and U.S. attacks on Iran unfolded, how the country's leader was killed, and what has happened since.
I am not a part of the Shah. I am a part of the Shah.
I am not a part of the Shah. I am a part of the Shah.
I know those words meant on the screen.
It might have emerged.
The U.S., Israel and Iran have a long history of tensions.
Until 1979 Iran was an authoritarian monarchy
ruled by Shah Muhammad Reza Pakhlavi.
He was supported by the U.S.
When his regime was overthrown in the Iranian Revolution, Ayatollah Ruhala Khomeini took control of the country and founded the Islamic Republic.
He was determined to transform Iran into a country ruled by Islamic law.
Khomeini abandoned the former Shah's pro-western stance.
So this is, this is hard for me to understand it, Islamic law, is that, is that like a religion-based system that dictates the laws in the country?
I said it's close, Eli Israel were declared sworn enemies.
I'm not gonna have a think.
Especially the opposition of Israel.
I think even to this day, I think in the modern world, I think even other religions kind of modernize their operation overall in general, and there's some form of small wiggle room where it's kind of a hybrid, at least some moral code.
There's a bit of flexibility. I think it's being super-rigid in today's world, in other people's view. I'm not saying this, I'm not going to judge anybody.
Right? I think in other people's perspectives,
wealth, it will seem rigid from their point of view, looking outwards in.
It became a strategic and ideological goal.
Ruhollah Khomeini died in 1989 and was succeeded by Alaa Khomeini,
a cleric who quickly rose through the ranks and had become a key figure in the religious
leadership of the country. Over time, Iran, Israel, and the US repeatedly engaged in conflicts.
sanctions were imposed onto Iran. Iran became a key financier of anti-Israeli militias in the region.
In 2002, it was uncovered that Iran was enriching uranium at two secret locations.
The enriched uranium could be used for nuclear reactors, or nuclear weapons.
A fear the U.S. and its allies had had for a while already.
Iran has repeatedly denied its alleged pursuit of nukes.
The U.S. and Israel ran many attempts to stop the nuclear program.
through cyber attacks, the assassination of key scientists, and especially in the US's case through diplomacy.
In 2015, the Obama administration and the Iranian regime...
When Obama was deporting every other person, okay, nobody blinked an eye.
When Obama was bombing every other country, nobody blinked an eye.
I mean, I'm just saying how it is. I mean, you can get mad at me.
I was alive then those times, and I remember, buddy.
Jim agreed to a nuclear deal.
This is a good day, because once again we're seeing what's possible with strong American diplomacy.
Under the nuclear deal that we, our allies and partners, reached with Iran last year.
Iran will not get its hands on a nuclear bomb.
However, in 2018, President Trump pulled out of the deal.
The fact is this was a horrible one-sided deal that should have never, ever been made.
Ever since relations have tensed up, in 2025 in the midst of new negotiations, Israel and
the US launched a series of airstrikes on Iran using bunker buster bombs, where nuclear
sites were heavily damaged.
In the same year Iran plummeted further into an economic crisis.
The currency crashed, food prices soared, people grew frustrated.
By the end of 2025, mass demonstrations erupted across the country.
protesters and rioters called for the end of the Islamic Republic. Trump called for an
uprising of the Iranian people against their government saying help.
Question, question. So the people that are inside the country that is under Islamic law,
they don't like it? And then they don't want that to be, they, oh yeah, I got a right
kind of right that makes sense it's mixed okay it's on its way but the regime
brutally cracked down on the protests it shut down the internet across the
country for days little to no news made it out in the end thousands of people
were killed 50,000 reportedly got arrested the US began to build up
troops in the region with Trump repeatedly threatening Iran on Thursday
February 26. Yo, yo, dude, I think my ticket is so unhinged in the chat. Guys, can I be
honest with you? I mean, people get mad about, oh, protesters, they don't want to be this
guy, they don't want to be this guy. I mean, I didn't see any tweets about people complaining
about this on my timeline. I mean, I didn't see anybody fucking complaining and denouncing
this. Was there?
of people were killed. 50,000 reported they got arrested. The US began to build up troops
in the region, with Trump repeatedly threatening Iran. On Thursday, February 26, there was
a last-digit...
What is this thing? I'm just saying it.
...contestant Geneva.
Woman, why am I not... I'll make a good comparison. I'm so confused. Why am I not... dude,
That makes perfect sense.
That is a crazy amount of arrests and stuff.
I really know the tongue thing that is still a very big mobilization and I believe a lot
of it was a lot of it was bad peaceful, right?
Are all these guys were doing bad riots later?
Probably not.
I mean it.
So...
Yeah.
To no avail.
Saturday, February 28, around 9.40 am in Tehran, Iran's capital.
It was everywhere?
This government compound is not far from Hours Square.
It reportedly houses offices of...
It was so nowhere that I remember I think, I think, I think it was Aslan and I think
it was Trane and other people that actually care that were calling everybody out for not
talking about the Iranian situation.
I remember vividly, and a lot of people that I know that Iranian or Afs and Famicom were
saying, guys, nobody's talking about this because it was completely under the rug, right?
It was being deliberately avoided.
Any guys that are trying to make me fucking think of being gassed with it, people care
about it?
How many flags do people have on their fucking profile picture?
Oh, I said, I ran over.
How many fucking twos were made?
How many fucking black people on my picture?
Guys, I'm boycotting fucking nobody, nobody.
So now, oh now, oh no, fuck that.
Weird.
The Iranian presidency,
Iran's National Security Council,
and the Supreme Leader.
Since 2025, the US has apparently
gained specific insights how Ayatollah Hameneh
and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps
communicated move while under pressure.
Reportedly, the CIA has tracked Hameneh for months.
They've mapped his whereabouts and studied his patterns.
They're confident he's here today.
And they learned of a meeting of top Iranian officials on site.
The U.S. and Israel originally intended to strike at night under the cover of darkness.
But they reportedly moved their time of attack.
This opportunity was too good to miss.
Suddenly, Israeli missiles hit their buildings.
Having impact, several national security officials are in one of them.
Supreme Leader Hamine reported the in another.
Afterwards, satellite imagery shows heavy damage to the buildings.
Black smoke is rising.
Geoconferent footage recorded here also shows massive amounts of smoke in the area of the
compound.
A picture taken here too.
Ali Hosseini Hamine died in the attack.
Also killed, Suyid Abduraym Muzavi, chief of staff of Iran's armed forces.
Ali Shampani, head of the National Defense Council, Muhammad Pakpur, commander-in-chief
of the IRGC, Aziz Nazerzadeh, defense minister.
According to Israeli news, a total of 30 senior Iranian officials were killed in just half
a minute in the opening strike.
The operation stopped roaring lion in Israel and epic fury in the U.S.
It has been planned for months.
Masoud Pasekshian, president of Iran, however, survived.
The Secretary of the Supreme National Security Council vowed Iran would fight back and assured
continuity of governance.
The strike on the government compound was just one part of the operation.
Okay, okay, I have to pause it.
Yo, yo, you just have run it in.
This whole Twitter shit, I don't measure my overall view of the world, I have it
on Twitter.
All I can do is compare the volume of care on Twitter towards one thing, and then compare
the volume of care towards another thing.
The scale I use isn't from Twitter to real world.
It's from Twitter this to Twitter that.
The model is in that way normalized.
I mean that makes total sense.
What the fuck?
That absolutely is logical.
Afterwards, Israel reportedly take out Iran's air defenses, especially Iran's.
Yo, yo, yo, that's exactly like if today.
He's like, oh yeah, everybody cares about gambling on Twitch.
Everybody still talks about it, dude.
Because Danny tweeted 10 days ago about the gambling issue of slots on Twitch, obviously.
It's the same thing as when when pokey miss when I saw when everybody was not again
It's the same thing dude
Because Danny talked about it ten days ago like absolutely not that I compared the volume of care in one zone
One thing or one timeline and I compared to the same platform and the same in the other zone
And I compared the two models
like
That makes absolute sense to run
In the third wave, Israel deploys roughly 200 fighter jets, bringing much of its air force
into Iran.
The goal is reportedly to destroy as many Iranian missiles as possible as fast as possible.
The US reportedly joins in about 30 minutes after the attack on Iran's leadership.
According to the New York Times, their attacks focus primarily on targets in eastern Iran,
far away from Israel.
They also attack the Iranian fleet.
The U.S. warships fired Tomahawk cruise missiles at Iranian targets.
American ground forces used artillery rocket systems.
Several military and command centers in Tehran are hit by Israeli airstrikes.
Further explosions are reported in Iranian cities across the country.
Trump releases a video officially announcing the military operation and urges the Iranian
people to take over their government.
When we are finished, take over your government.
It will be yours to take.
Netanyahu later does the same.
We will open up the Israeli network.
Shortly after their announcement, in Estra, kids to Sarayet Hayibi Elementary Girls School in Minap, Khomorsk, on province.
What's wrong with that?
Iranian state media and officials claim that at least 175 people got killed, most of them likely children.
These numbers have not yet been confirmed independently.
According to the New York Times, the school is adjacent to an Iranian naval base.
U.S. Central Command announced an investigation into the strike.
So you go back there.
Do you want to confirm it? It reports the Amazon.
But, Chad, wouldn't the forensic capable on the ground could easily tell where it's
from, whether it's from a residue or some other shit, they can actually find out where
it's from, no?
They wouldn't tell you much time, no?
U.S. Central Command announced an investigation into the strike.
Launches operation true promise for and the retaliatory strikes begin
Countless missiles are fired at dozens of sites across the Middle East
More than 200 missiles are launched at Israel alone like dude, what was that like the Middle East?
I don't have that fell down like this missiles are fired at dozens of sites across
How do you fucking tell of who is what is what when his shit's fucking doing that like
It's like, you know what I mean?
It's just the Middle East.
More than 200 missiles are launched at Israel alone.
In solidarity with Iran, the Houthis in Yemen announced that they will resume attacking shipping lanes in the Red Sea.
This effectively ends a three-and-a-half month pause following the 2025 Gaza ceasefire.
The US-led coalition reportedly intercepts several drones and missiles heading towards Erbil in the Kurdistan region of Iraq with no casualties.
Multiple news outlets later report explosions near Airbus International Airport, where US soldiers are stationed.
That afternoon, Dubai International Airport is hit with an Iranian drone, striking Terminal 3 and effectively closing UAE airspace.
Several luxury hotels, like the Burj Al Arab and Firmont de Palme, are set in fire.
That's awful! I mean it!
It's unclear whether this was the result of a direct attack or if the fires were caused by debris from intercepted missiles.
But the UAE isn't the only country targeted by Iran in Bahrain missile and drone attacks hit the US Navy
US people are hiding in those hotels. Well, what the fuck are you talking about?
Is that bro is the internet that they'll put that dude. He said what?
the fifth lead headquarters
Footage shows what appears to be an Iranian Shah had drawn striking a tower block roughly 20 minutes from the facility in
In Qatar, the Ministry of Interior reports 66 ballistic missiles were fired at the country.
The debris reportedly injured at least 8 people.
Saudi Arabia, the Prince Sultan airbase, is targeted by ballistic missiles which are reportedly successfully intercepted.
In jordan the military reports that has intercepted and downed 49 drones and ballistic missiles likely had it for the major
U.S. military bases across the country
In quite Iranian drones strike two passengers war you're you're you're you're just talking about like some some
Very developed civilized country, and you think that oh, we're gonna fucking easy to be hit their targets
With that fucking whatever the fuck was on dude. Come on dude. Just stop it like like I just
I understand that the lip guard ship is getting to your right and I get it, but you think that oh, yeah
they they hit on
the the the asleep u.s. Officials masterminds in that one big civilian hotel in Dubai like fuck off
You know, you don't believe that is a way German or not. Oh, it is a national airport
In Syria the brief of an Iranian missile kills at least four civilians while injuring several others
Both Qatar and Saudi Arabia announced that they reserve the right to respond.
The Arab League condemns Iran's attacks.
Following the blanket strikes by Iran, NATO senior commands have its missile defense systems
in Europe, and its early warning radar in Turkey are on alert.
Some experts warn that Iran may activate sleeper cells in Europe and North America.
There are many more events and details we can't cover in this video, as attacks
continue back and forth.
So let's zoom out a bit.
Superagents.
The U.S.'s involvement in the attacks is controversial.
And through social, Trump said this.
Our objective is to defend the American people
by eliminating imminent threats from the Iranian regime.
Its menacing activities directly endanger the United States,
our troops, our bases overseas, and our allies throughout the world.
It's an argument for a war of necessity.
an attack was looming across the sea so the US had to strike preemptively but
it's unclear how Iran way he said what coming across the sea so the US had to
strike preemptively but it's unclear how Iran's activities directly endangered the
United States Iran was apparently years away from obtaining a nuclear weapon
yo yo can they even have the delivery system for that yeah that would be an
and ICBM shit, so they have the tech
to actually send a shit to fucking space, lands in the US.
Bro, okay, okay.
Is it even close to tested where it would be,
it would be ready to go,
where if they did get the payload,
they would latch it on and it would go, dude.
I know for a fact that you don't believe this shit.
I know that deep in your heart, you don't believe that.
And you convince yourself when you go to sleep
That this is true like some bogeyman.
Come on, bro.
Come on.
There is no way you believe that.
According to the US's own intelligence,
the country's ballistic missile arsenal.
Oh, yeah, guys.
We made uranium 624.
Put that right there.
Hold on.
Hold that.
Yo, John, hold it right there.
All right?
Now put that onto the thing that's going to launch it.
Bang.
OK, good.
We're good.
Yo, this shit is fucking incredibly elaborate.
Are you fucking stupid?
It's estimated to reach no more than 3,000 commodities.
A threat to neighboring countries, but not to the US.
Iran might have been attacked because it was in a uniquely weak position.
As a type of preventive measure, this might make this a war of choice, not one of necessity.
These preventive wars are often condemned internationally, not only because they're
optional, because if every nation went out to strike adversaries who they thought
were temporarily weak, we would live in a world of constant war.
According to international law, a war of choice would be illegal.
There are also discussions whether the attack was in violation of the US Constitution.
Trump started the war without congressional approval.
Okay, then it wasn't the status quo of living every fucking day over, and you were developed
country, and some other country is in a period of uncertainty and unstable, and you just
Everybody getting absolutely fucked on dude. No, no because dude, let's be honest
Okay, then then then what about Ukraine then yeah, that would that would be a good example
That would be a great example. Okay, then every every pull out. I mean let him deal with this. No. No
There needs some form there needs some form of intervention by develop superpowers that have the leverage like what the fuck are you talking about man?
what
that I like this like
The cross to us and parts of the world protests erupted partly against the iranian regime partly against american involvement in the war
oil prices have risen sharply
Experts warn of an impending global energy crisis because of the closure of the strait of hormis
In iran people celebrate the death of ayatollah harmony others are grieving
At this point it remains unclear who will succeed them
For now the regime formed the provisional government, it seems set on revenge and continues to strike
Israeli and US bases.
The exact number of deaths is hard to determine at this point.
According to the US military so far three American soldiers have been killed with five
seriously injured.
According to Al Jazeera 10 people have been killed in Israel, three in the UAE, one
in Bahrain, one in Kuwait, 13 in Lebanon, and two in Iraq.
The Iranian Red Crescent has reported that since the attacks, at least 555 people have
been killed, with hundreds injured.
According to the Times of Israel, these numbers do not differentiate between military and
civilians.
The situation is like...
Why are they fighting everybody though?
Why are they just going full air without them in?
Gator escalate further in the upcoming days.
Timely reporting like this is incredibly resource intensive.
It was based on...
Only possible things to today's sponsor, Hansen Shaving, were grateful their support.
I thought the efforts were now Israel, United States, Canada, France, I thought there was
a big coalition of some shit like are they gonna hit all those all those two
oh I said I'm branded buddy yet it's an argument yes an argument I mean you think
that geopolitics is all, you probably think that every country is all on their own zone
and nobody's anywhere, they're just at home, they're just at home. Dude, that is so incorrect,
that is so incorrect. Like I said yesterday, what happens if you defund all the US military?
What happens? You get fucking World War, fucking 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, all the way down
fucking 300 anything there's no we win peace are you stupid bro it would be
stabilized in Taiwan is GG like why whoa I can't do that we're not back to
level one
wait what the fucker see you don't even know about the the overall conflict of
of the of the South China Sea and Taiwan and you're trying to give me a fucking
lesson about geopolitics and and unstable zones and come on brah fudge you
man intervention is required leverage must be used it is what it is otherwise
I mean you don't get peace
man
My bitch kid, my bitch kid, my bitch kid, my bitch kid
Wait
The puzzle's not even time to-
I
Okay, Jack what else with it? Because it's scary
Because it's scary on the highway you have no idea
Drew I can't see where I'm going if you keep calling me
Sniper
Yeah, this is my son, but he's holding it like he's watching a stream. Yeah, look at him calling if you keep calling me
Look at him.
He is 100 sniping.
He has to be.
Not a sniper.
Um, yeah.
Oh my god, people keep looking at me like I'm a fucking crazy person.
Why do you get home?
Thanks, John. What else do I have today? Anything interesting?
Can I have you do a put some eye juice in my eyes?
I've seen these tiny circles painted on residential streets in London or Melbourne
and wondered if they actually do anything useful at all.
mini roundabouts measure just four to 15
I'll watch it, why do I not have a streamer here?
I'm not being a lesbian woman
Oh shit man
Pete's calling us a busy day, I guess I gotta stand up
Who's your favorite streamer here?
I'm gonna have to probably say Nick A-30
Who's your favorite streamer here?
I'm here? There's so many that I like personally
You gotta pick one obviously
Pick one, pick one
Who's your favorite streamer here?
Oh, you're Rage.
You're Rage Gaming.
And he's not just saying that because I'm next to him, right?
He's got a gutter in his car.
Just one.
Just one.
Who is not your favorite FPS streamer?
My favorite streamer here is...
Who's your favorite streamer here?
Ecstasy.
Nah, that's a go.
Who's your favorite streamer here?
Rage, you're Rage.
Damn it.
Favorite Shreemer.
My friend, he's gonna give me a contract.
Dan Clancy?
Yeah, he's gonna give me a contract.
Tyler One is my favorite Shreemer, because he's so happy all the time.
I don't want to see him.
For real.
See, it's just no one.
I really said no one, then say me.
Who's your favorite Shreemer here?
Reeeee.
Wee.
Wee.
Wee.
Wee.
Wee.
Hi everybody.
Oh, we got one, two, three, and two.
Hi.
Did you guys get a new girlfriend, huh Jackie?
I do wasn't I juice I have one minute Oz we start playing some games
uh
on December 20th 2024
this is in Maryland. Raced to a million dollar
in white planes after a 911 caller reported a violent sexual assault in progress.
The caller said he'd been attacked threatened with a gun and was being held hostage inside the
house. What deputies didn't know was that the situation was about to take a turn.
No one saw it coming.
It's a big thing. It's very silent off.
You see if you can locate a phone number for this house and or the homeowner's name from that previous call.
It doesn't look like they've got any movement inside.
And no one's coming to the front door.
Yeah.
Oh, I got somebody inside.
Come to the door.
I got a mask on. Hey, come here. He's got a mask on. Come here. Now, hands. Come here
Let me see your hands or I will shoot you put your hands
My so good, huh?
What I mean 718 come over here
That's nice, that was dope.
That's a bit cheaply made, but okay, I guess.
What's off-rack, it's all 2D, it's all like one material, one scan.
one it's kind of whatever
here come here now I don't want to hurt you just come out from behind the car do it now
I can't see his other hand near can I come here now come from behind that truck right
now under that you need to come here right now okay well you don't want to do that you
need to come from behind that truck you need to lay on the ground okay come from
from behind the truck you don't want to do that.
Um.
Hey, Sergeant.
Yeah.
You want to back up?
I got a long rifle.
No, look at this door open.
I don't want the clothes on it.
Come here.
Dude, we're not going to hurt you, bro.
Huh?
I can't hear you, bud.
I don't have a good opinion.
Come here.
You have barely.
All right, now I don't.
Come here, bud.
I have a bunch of little, I got a long rifle.
But would you just come out from behind this truck
I mean that's enough right there no I mean
I mean...
I mean...
Well, there's always some there, I mean...
back up, back up, back up, back up, let me see your hands bud, hands
I can't see the gun, it's on your side, it's between your side and your chest
okay, hold over up against it, okay, okay, okay
where did it fall?
it's in between his right thigh, on the ground
Okay, well you do have it sound like I can also
Even with the suspect on the ground
Deputies couldn't stand down the 911 caller had reported being held hostage inside the home an officer still had no idea
Where that victim was or if they were even alive their next priority was to breach the house in search for the person
They believed was trapped inside while simultaneously disarming the suspect and starting emergency first aid
Yeah. Yeah, I gotta put my gloves on. Just hold on a second. Hey, listen.
Don't know. I'm gonna go up on the right side. Don't play for it.
I'm warning you, we're gonna help out himself.
The truck tire and his right hand. The scene is so active.
Yeah, I'm sure they do. They'd be calling you swaddle or whatever, but it's still hot though.
You got gloves on?
No. I'm gonna put them on there.
Okay.
Where's the gun?
The gun is in control.
Put it on.
Got a flash, nice and clear.
Got it.
Put it on.
Yeah, tell him to get it.
Send him in.
Send him in.
Take him to the cross.
Get him out of the house.
Someone's coming with me.
Get him out of the house.
I got this.
Just bear it.
Just send him in.
I do the end videos.
I know.
I'm gonna put it on there.
I'm gonna put it on there.
I'm gonna put it on there.
I do the videos I know
Wait check
Check all I say shit all I can think about is the other video we watched where the guy had a fucking AK right there on the top
room I ironically would say the cops is the
fact that it wasn't a K and not in a shorter gun the guy couldn't actually
actually get the angle because the gun's too fucking long.
I'm on building, I'll put you in here.
I'm on three to go.
Got it.
Take left.
Yep.
You got it, dude?
First, seventy-six.
I'm trying to control.
Come on, how many?
I'm trying to control.
We're back here.
We're back up upstairs.
Is it a vacuum-sealed house?
What is this land center, dude?
Like, what is that?
We're back here.
What the hell's going on here, man?
That's huge.
We're back up upstairs.
And this is like a land center
Okay, Jack, the reality is, those are terrible.
How do you make the blinds so that you can hide everything, I mean, and how do you even
sleep?
it would have to be blackout germs you get cooked on the stupid ass room
Lippert night
Lippert night
you keep saying the same comment over and over again
Sometimes you're going to be on vacation, sometimes you're going to sleep not more.
I'm actually in 4k, no one uses 4k, 4k is not sustainable, 4k is not good, at the same
The rate of his quality goes down.
It's...
Yeah.
What do you need?
Uh, now we just gotta clear his, uh, his pants.
We gotta check his pants.
Hey, do you have a favorite?
Secure my rifle.
I'm not firing you.
You okay?
Hand me a keyboard.
Okay?
Give me a stop.
The suspect, 30-year-old Jordan Proctor,
was taken to the hospital, where he was later pronounced dead.
As investigators pieced the case together,
they uncovered something unexpected.
The 911 call that sent deputies racing to the home
came from Proctor's own phone.
He was the caller.
At the time, Proctor was awaiting trial
on previous sexual assault charges in an unrelated case,
where he was accused of trapping his house cleaner
inside his own home, threatening her with a gun
and assaulting her during a violent encounter
earlier that year.
And now, from that very same address,
he was calling in a nearly identical emergency.
Only this time, there was no victim at all.
He was alone.
Investigators also determined that Proctor was never actually armed.
What officers believed to be a gun was a wallet.
Proctor had pointed that wallet at deputies while standing in a shooting stance.
Ultimately, after reviewing all available evidence,
the Maryland Office of the Attorney General determined that the deputies' use of force was legally justified,
and no charges were filed.
The calls that sound like you're born here to help someone
are sometimes the ones where you're actually looking to try.
Well, I see my wallet.
Classic.
Okay.
Deputies don't just look for a suspect.
They arrive thinking a terrified victim is inside.
house of positions kept changing and they couldn't see clearly because every doorway window and shadow
became a place a gun could appear from and then we saw the deputy standing in an open driveway
with minimal cover drawing weapons and that's awful do you ever wish you were actually good at
at least one game buddy but i'm top one percent in like fucking 10 games 10 games i'm better at
all the games I play, then you are at your main game.
Bro, bro, how about I go out and chat, chat.
Go check this guy's profile and chat.
Tell me what game you play and chat.
Tell me what game you play.
Go ahead, tell me what game do you actually fucking play?
Go ahead.
No, I got you right now, actually.
Matter of fact,
Buddy
Right first what game you play man?
Yo, yo every game that requires aiming ass you shoot like a stormtrooper buddy buddy buddy buddy
Rage bait I'm about to hit Phantom and deadlock after two weeks of playing the game. I mean, I'm the fucking goat bitch
Copy sloppy stunlock
You're top 1% in yapping game now here's what I'm going to do you better link your account
at the top rank.
Lay your account at the top rank and if it's not top rank you might just be banned because
to be out with you. When I played that game I was the top rank. Well I'm not
proud of what you're saying. I'm better at all the games I play across all
them. I'm better than any of the games he means. He's made, and he says rivals, so it
better be behind than mine. It has to be. Surely.
you run out of ammo in residence evil bozo
x welcome me to the jungle
spread it
beach mouse speech speech mouse
please welcome me to the jungle send a big x send it send a picture
of your provider
you know i play roblox we all play roblox you'll send it we are better than you
How about my losses? I mean, I call again. I don't know the color there. Me. I
He presses me all good. Oh, excuse you see all the default is well. What's on the schedule today? I don't know
Thank you, buddy
I guess you're a pop already Q
Refresh
Yeah, what up?
Seven, um, you wanna play a game or something or what?
Yeah, I'll play some video games, some down.
Yeah.
I'm a little sick.
Really? I didn't play much either, so.
Well, I slept, I just, I played golf in the rain and then the next day my throat hurt.
So, that's probably my last stream.
I already saw the puzzle being solved, it's lame as fuck.
Did you see the games I sent you though?
No. There's a bunch of good ones.
Like a bunch of good ones.
Okay, I'll look at some of it.
Oh, I won't.
Excuses throw turrets to but for different reasons.
Okay, okay, give me a second.
Alright, sure, we have time to spend.
She was either an arrow point to the right, with a smiley face, or there's like a triangle.
Oh, it's like a bomb game?
I think there's an arrow point to the right.
Yeah, it's a bomb game.
Bomb game, but it's plain.
Alright, pilot, Tsunet Toha, don't panic.
Oh
Yeah, yes, well actually yeah
Yeah, I love these it I'm so dead a alright alright
um did you see beetle ball now
beetle balls crazy okay what the fuck is that yeah love you Jesse
it's rocket leap for ants I have no idea what I'm watching now
apparently they got a celestial threesome roll roll dog shit absolute
garbage celestial three just stop just stop let's just rank him beetle ball
Yeah, we'll share it.
17 months, can I get a welcome to the jungle? X2CL.
That one's probably less. That one's probably less good.
This is a good one if Destiny gets into a call with you and has a debate.
What's the real probability of paying off our debt and going back home 100% really oh
It's like a beginning place
That's back to it. I think oh, yeah
Reporting for duty
Science wait, I was never playing game
Don't panic, it's called it.
And then, um, and then we could play some games.
Alright, bet.
We could try to finish up our craft with Greek, or start at me.
I'm down.
I was first thing last time.
I was at the bunker.
Yeah, didn't Greek destroy the whole base though?
Do you have to reset?
No, it doesn't matter.
We have to loot the security line.
Nice
Like you would actually enjoy it
If we got past the problem right we're at like you would actually enjoy the game
And I know it just kind of sucks because we keep dying
When I play solo when we get to the pool where I could actually survive it. It was fun
Yeah, I mean I'm down to get to that
Just I feel like like we're on season four right now
Like episode four season four were in the same spot as season one episode one. That's just getting crazy
It is pretty crazy, though.
Debon-Kirizi.
Alright, let me set this up.
I hear a vacuum upstairs.
The puzzle already got solved, but it's lame. I don't even know what I'm talking about. It's so lame, I wouldn't bother with it.
Okay.
Um, settings, sound, resolution.
Are you ready?
Yep.
How do I bite you?
I think, I don't know, you click and bite your friend?
I did it.
No, not a client base, but I had to turn on the volume a little bit, and I didn't see
the connection loss, so I was trying to find the end, failed, do it again.
Do you have Hamachi?
Yeah, I'm not doing it, Hamachi right now.
Okay, worked.
Glider easy.
Um, what do you want to be? I'll drive first and after that I'll do tower.
Okay, sounds good.
We should be good at this, we were good at the last one.
Yeah, we're pretty much good at the whole thing.
Thank you for stepping aboard AOLS A-Lines. You're currently in the Gorma B-Forientation Training.
Don't worry, here's your test.
For now, in this training, you will learn about the two key ways you can affect the pilot and the control channel.
Let's start with the pilot.
The pilot is responsible for the virus control of the AC.
Do you want to see it?
I don't know bro, I've never seen a plane in my life.
The pilots need duties.
They describe any problematic scenes they've seen in the AC to the towers.
However, this description must be very concise and clear.
I saw the problem in the space according to your information.
You think we could just figure it out on our own?
Well I mean, please have a red alert and some BBs and I'll tell you what's going on.
I heard.
I skipped.
Aw, shiet.
What?
Yeah, just started getting weird I didn't even get one on
Um, I see I'm flying. Oh, I have a problem our problem with my north east weeks
Oh, I need my code
You got it?
Does he?
He muted.
Does he can hear me?
Yeah, can you hear me?
Yeah.
My playing code is s46518.
518.
You walk that in here?
Okay.
Okay, you got it?
Yeah.
Didn't work.
Cool.
One second.
Okay, you got it?
Yeah.
It didn't work.
Cool.
One second.
Okay.
Okay, you got it?
Yeah.
It didn't work.
Cool.
One second.
Okay, you got it?
Yeah.
Okay, you got it?
One sec, I'm just checking. I got my book here, code here. Give me the code one more time.
Oh, I bet I don't need it. And let me, um...
Any reason... I... I... I...
Talk again?
Yeah.
Okay, I got you.
Okay, um, I have a problem with my northeast-weast.
You know what I mean?
Northeast-weast, Tom?
Well, make sure you put in your T53790 if you can.
Yep.
Roger that.
That should be good.
Over.
Can you say that again?
Over time?
Absolutely.
T537090, over.
Forget about that.
Next problem.
I have an altitude meter.
You know, with the green button on the right?
Gotcha, altitude meter.
It's like some weird, no, it's like a pitch meter.
Like a pitch.
Oh, gotcha. Yeah, I'm seeing this.
It's three...
Green button on the right.
Three top, three bottom, and it's a little middle.
Yeah, I'm getting a T. I'm getting a T4, 11, 20 on that.
Bro.
Okay.
But, I have a problem though, you need to fix that shit.
Yep.
One second here.
Okay, I got two needles, I can move though.
I don't see more like poo, poo pee.
Yeah, mine has a four and a four.
Okay.
No, no no no my top is minus 52
Gotcha Roger that you go ahead and flip to my book here
My second time I thought that's it doesn't happen and one one I was getting a code
I'm just gonna code here. I just got a code and that's all I got
That's all I got brother, okay, okay, then what's the code I have to go then
T4 1120
Dude, you're just saying shit. I think you're on the wrong page though.
Nah, isn't the air pressure? It has a 4 and a 4 at the bottom.
No, no, no, it's my pitch. It's the pitch of the plane.
It's the wings. I have two wings, left and right.
And it's about the wings. It is a pro of it.
Alright, one sec, I got this here. T4-11-20.
Okay, the I can't use that. I can't use that
Roger that you see here from the manual you'll learn how to see the happy man in the following pages
You will then discover the terminal code from that screen by entering this code in the oh
one sec
You're so the menu trying to figure that I figured it out. Yeah, what T4 1120 one sec
No, no, no my code is s4 6 518
Okay hold on here we go so your three numbers yeah if all three numbers are
identical set the error to four okay well at the top though on the bottom
if all three numbers are identical if their sum is even set the error to two
otherwise odd set the error to five okay and what about what about my top
Numbers though, but numbers, it's a minus of the two.
If all numbers are different, calculate their sum. If the sum is even, set the arrow to three. If it's odd, set the arrow to seven. Good luck.
So three? So three?
Yeah, if it's, if it's set, yeah, yeah, so if it's even, it's three. Is it two numbers on the top or one?
No, it's two, it's minus of the two.
Oh shit, okay hold up if the numbers are identical set the arrow to six no
No numbers are if they're different, but include zero and one
Okay, otherwise if the sun is on set the arrow to two if it's even set it to five
life.
Send it.
Bang!
Okay.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
We did it!
We did it!
Okay.
Now, north east-western.
North east-western.
Roger.
Teeth?
Okay, let me get to that real quick.
I just gotta chant it.
Please, leave.
I'm in a situation.
All right.
It's gonna get the play.
T53790.
T7.
Hold up.
I forgot already.
We've got to my brain a long time.
Got T53790.
I forgot it again.
No.
So, S46518.
No, no, it's my code.
It's my code.
T5370.
T5370.
I'm in.
I'm locating.
OK.
I have access.
OK, go.
So when the screen malfunctions,
the compass will start turning clockwise or counterclockwise.
It's clockwise.
It's clockwise.
Type shit.
So it's 9397.
Yes, bang!
Let's go!
Let's go!
This is 30.
Good work, over.
Two, three stars.
We're three stars on the first ride.
Yeah, it was very good.
OK, you're sure this is going to get a POV on this card,
so check and see it.
Roger.
I obviously am not going to watch it.
70 months welcome me to the jungle I got you hold up I mean okay now I'm gonna do
mod it I'm gonna do what window capture just say this morning yeah
okay you're not sure and then you're shooting the game you need to show the
book. Oh no no no, it's not the book's in the game. Yeah, this is the game. The book is the game. Yeah.
Beach Beach Mouse. You'll see. I'm in a whole command center and Jamet's there and everything.
Beach Mouse. Beach Beach Mouse. Just get to my nerves big time.
Ah, I'm gonna do whatever.
Mouse. Beach Beach Mouse. Wait for us.
Beach Mouse. Beach Beach Mouse.
Can you cut the left edge of that look?
Alright, I'm pausing it.
Jack wants to see the extremely boring game known as League of Legends.
Cut the laughter?
Yeah, just, there's a little gray line.
XQCL much love, loving the juicy streams.
Okay, it's fine, it's fine.
My juice, Lord, invite holy moly Jesse XQCL.
Okay.
Oh, we have to go to Glidenel.
Glider 2
See you there. No
Who is we no one wants that
Alrighty can have a problem with my again same thing it same thing. I have a spinning it
clockwise
Yeah, let me get to that here. We want you to four one nine. Hold up
No, two four one my code is one zero one speed one speed
Yeah, I'm watching you one speed one second. I'm accessing the database here. How many numbers do you have on the top?
I just told you yes, you also six numbers eight again
zero Roger, whoa
What's going on place shaking our number of it
Okay, okay, we're dying right now. Okay zero one nine eight nine two
is not playing go there but listen if all three numbers are identical set to four no no no if
if two numbers are identical set it to one no no not that good if all numbers are different
calculate their sum if it's even set it to three if not seven go next one of the one of the one
of the bottom three numbers right if all three numbers are they identical hold on it's taken
I'm good. Uh, uh, no, no, it's two to three. Okay. Okay. Uh, two, two, three. Okay. Okay.
So, set it to three. No, two, three, three. Yes, set it to three.
Nice. Okay. Next one is the spinning cogwheel. Nordy's Waston.
Okay, gotcha. Hold on one sec. I gotta access into my calibration system here. Fast, fast, fast, please.
T-41862, T-8T-81462, boom.
I'm accessing the logs, so I'm not T-4, I forget.
I forgot, one second.
T-41862, T-41862, I'm accessing the compass.
Spinning, clockwise.
Set it to 7347.
7347.
Good, okay.
Next one, RPM at power, RPM power, four slots at the top and a budget one in the middle, RPM power.
Help!
It's like a black square with a circle, with a dial inside and it has a minus and a plus and a green approval.
Like plus minus.
It has RPM and power.
Got it. T25946. T25946.
Okay, one second. I'm accessing the database here.
Two minutes.
Okay. Um, okay. To resolve this issue on a screen.
The first digit of the RPM number indicates the stage at which the value should be set, and push approve.
Okay.
What?
The first digit of the RPM number indicates the stage to which the value should be set.
Okay, so look at that first number of the RPM number.
So, set?
Okay, so now, there's a stage two, the last digit of the power number.
What?
Let me prove it!
Let me prove it!
The first digit of the RPM is the stage to which the value should be set.
Yes.
Yes.
Good.
Good.
The last digit of the power number should be set to the corresponding stage.
Two?
That means... Say it again! Say it again!
The last digit of the power number should be set, okay?
Should be set to what?
You set it to whatever... The last digit of the power and approve.
So if you're saying... What's the number?
Six. So six?
Yeah, six. Yep.
And then, get ready for another step.
Quick, quick, fast, fast!
If the sum of the RPM is less than the sum of the power numbers.
No, stop!
OK, then the value should be something that if...
Uh, great.
Oh, hold up. The value should be set to the sexy.
If it's greater, it should be set to the number from the previous stage.
Make it a six and approve.
Number, six and approve.
Four hundred.
Now, if the sum of the power numbers is less than the sum of the RPM numbers,
The knob should be set to the number brought in the first stage so as the first stage was what?
It's time to pull up.
Seven.
Bang!
Boom Shackalaka!
Bang!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
So that's what we do and so we do.
That is what we do.
Over there, over there.
Okay, that's a little you what we do.
Now what though?
We go again.
Over there, over there.
Oh shit.
Oh, big plane, big plane.
That's a big one.
Oh my god.
Michael, I just did it.
I just did it.
Michael, I just did it.
I just did it.
Okay.
Uh, give me, what do you see?
Um, my problem, my problem, I have a lot of problems.
A lot of problems.
Um, um, um, hold on.
Huh?
spinning northeast we said okay t5 3790 t5 3790 t5 my plane code though
but what about my you talk
fuck I keep forgetting bro stop speaking t5 3790 t5 3790 t5
T53790. T53790. T53790.
What the?
It's a hard thing over here that I'm doing.
Is it clockwise or counterclockwise?
It's going clockwise, but do you need a play go?
1883. And no, I don't. 1883.
Good. Bring it. Next puzzle.
My pilot keeps-
Let's do the thing we did earlier before.
...stress me into calm, tell me I'm a little missile.
Earlier, the- the- the- the- the angle, angle, let's do angle.
That bitch, bitch.
Yeah, looking-
Or Ro, Ro, let's call him.
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
2T, 4199.
I- I- I have-
Yeah.
2T, 2T, 4199.
I'm in.
Let me access this here.
Uh, is there- tell me how many numbers on the top, how many numbers on the bottom?
Number of the top is only- there's only two.
There's none of the-
Two and two, okay.
No, none is it.
Two and zero, two and none, two and none.
Okay, so two at the top though, right?
Yeah.
Okay, if the numbers are identical, set it to six.
No.
If the numbers are different,
it may include zero or one.
Zero. Set it.
All right, then set the arrow
to the sum of those two numbers.
That's five.
Okay, and how many numbers on the bottom?
None, zero, it's dash, dash, dash.
Set the arrow to the vertical position,
call it a day.
nice green bang okay okay okay um um um problem new puzzle it's a grid x1 axis
with abc and greek annulette emu u pi uh first aid waves delta
Got it. T95025. T95025. Yes! T95025. Okay. Here we go.
In-view pipe pie by waves delta. The coordinate fields below contain solutions
based on the positions of the red dot on the pilot's screen. Then find the position
of the field below in regards to the order of the pilot.
My position, okay, is a D pie. D pie. Which one is pie?
It's it's it looks like an archer. D pi D pi. Yeah
And what do you see? Okay, my red dot is a D pie. Yeah, okay. Okay. I think I do one at C equals wait
Do a star at C equal
Okay, hold on see hey in monoflight for the equal
Then do second dot at B upside down pi.
B upside down pi.
B upside down pi.
B?
Yes.
No, we gotta be in!
We gotta be in!
We gotta be in!
We gotta be in!
Okay, new puzzle!
It's a plane!
It's a plane!
You do not have authorization to put your file in this case.
No!
Hold on.
Okay, I got it.
T33256, T332, T33256.
Thank you.
Alright.
The engine codes are listed in the red box below,
by identifying the engine code with the found information.
I have a problem with my left engine!
My left furthermore engine!
My left furthermost engine!
What's the number, say?
What kind of number do you see?
CFPT6, my CFPT is buggy.
Okay, your CFPT6 needs to be 40.
Nothing exists.
Your CF1 beam needs to be 40.
Okay, you're done.
We'll be right back.
Your CF6 needs to be 15.
Uh, a CF6?
15?
Yep.
Okay, no, no, not possible, not possible.
Okay, then your grand exchange 90-15.
Not possible.
GE90, not possible 15, then just go.
Ah!
Oh my god, it scared the shit out of me.
The minimum stake.
So you're on the CF-56.
We kindly ask you to take the CF-56 and follow cabin crew's instructions.
The 76 engine is red. The rest are not red.
Okay.
They didn't listen to the red box below.
I don't know how the engine called that.
I'm showing you red light on the pilot's pilot.
You can tell the pilot the setting's under the engine.
Follow him.
Okay. All of these should work.
CF-56, you need to set the 40.
40.
Next.
The CF-1B is 40.
Then CF-6 is 15, then GE-90 is 15.
We have one puzzle to go!
What is it?
I have a code!
I have a code!
Okay, what kind?
It's T2442R4A.
Green blue!
Green blue!
Green blue!
It's a crystal!
It's a crystal!
Is it the- the- the- the Simon says?
This is your final warning.
All the brain over.
The force will be used.
Dude, dude, dude. I- I- I- I was about to do-
I was about to do the Donalds anyway. Like, I was about to do- I don't get it.
I'm literally doing the best I can.
No, no, no, it's not a fault. Like, like, like-
Donalds are normal, right? Like, fucking-
No one's gonna be like, is it- we're playing games and like-
and it's like- it's like fucking-
you're- you're- you're- you're annoying. You're fucking annoying.
Like, you're fucking annoying.
No. Wait, me?
No, not you. I'm just fucking dumbass, man.
I heard that.
Okay. It's the same planet as a Boeing.
Give me the IVAS 3-3.
The 3-3 number is bitch-roll.
Yeah, okay, gotcha. Give me one second here.
Let me access that in my coordinate system.
What the fuck even is that, man?
Okay. T24199.
T2, T2, 4199.
Logging into the coordinate system here.
Logging into the coordinate system here
All right, how many numbers on the top three
Okay, we're all three the same
They're all different okay
Yeah, all are different calculate their sum if it's even set it to three. No odd seven
Then odd seven bottom bottom three numbers
Same same same problem
Okay, if all are different and the display includes a four set the arrow to the lowest number shown
Otherwise set the error six
Green next puzzle we sweet we sweet we clock wise clock wise
Okay, one sec clock wise
T5 379 to go T5 379 zero
Going clockwise. I got you one second here
90 40 next
plane plane engine
90 40 90 46 got it playing
It's my
Okay, oh what what kind are you my my safe my CF one being is fucked up my city
Hey, so your CF 56 to 40 next
CF one being 15 next
CF 6 to 30 next G 90 to 40
green next puzzle next puzzle okay I have a weird big button it's a big but
very simple but I remember I've seen a button one button one label it's a red
button got it 267254 T67254 logging in it's called the flat on the screen
located in the center of the cockpit there's a colored circle and several
colors written below based on the combination the pilot must adjust the
flap low is the red level in the center below you can see which flap number
should be um what color do you have I have a big red button but the bottom is
a label that says red written in blue okay flap 30 sure yes
Okay, new level. It's green and says red in a green level.
515.
Next stage. It's a green button. It says red in a red.
5-1. Next.
5-what? What?
1.
Great. Last puzzle. It's really weird how it's named before. It's on my roof. It's a, it's nine buttons and it's all hero glyphics. Okay? With four lights. I have four lights. And then I have nine hero glyphics. It looks like a keypad for a telephone.
Uh, okay. T59664. T95664? Did I really forget it? That fast. T59664. T95664. T59664.
T95664. T95664. Huh? T95664. T59. T5. T5. T5. T5.
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm sorry.
The pilot sees a four digit code displayed on the pilot.
You need to ask the pilot what the code is.
Eight, three, four, seven. That's my code.
Eight.
Okay, square.
Ten.
No, no, ten.
Okay, okay, okay.
There's an empty square in a full square.
It's an empty square.
Okay, what's the next code?
I need your code.
What's the code?
A through the limit. A through the limit.
Uh, empty arrow.
Uh, zodiac sign.
What's that?
Circle with a target.
No! You fucked me!
It's like a steering wheel.
Yeah, it's not that.
It's not the go-it.
Or go-it.
Then it.
Then it.
You cut me.
You cut me.
You cut me.
Warning.
It's a- It's 8347?
No, we're in it.
We're in it.
We're in it.
We're in a minute.
No!
Okay.
Let me read this.
Hold on.
How long has she sorted it out?
It's on table.
You can find it somewhere.
You can find this in the number of code.
Your goal is to describe the power of the symbol back.
Be careful, one number may correspond to one symbol.
Okay, I have...
Go!
I have a cushion mark, I have a backhand...
Bent arrow, bent arrow, bent arrow.
Do you see this?
Do you see a rectangle filled?
Like a vertical rectangle filled?
Yes, yes, yes.
Next one.
Okay, now let's go to 7, right?
It's going to be a circle with dots and lines in it.
You see this with that
The problem with you is the discipline you have is our shit. No, then listen to me here. Listen, I'm pretty sure
Like maybe don't have the symbol because you said there's nine
So I think I have more
Then you have so I think we have to go one at a time and make sure it's the right one
Let's tell me if it's not one of them some of them, but give it a
I'll hold on one sec
I'm sorry, I hear your mouse t5 9664 t5 964
T9 5664 t5 9664. Yes locked in my code. My code is eight to 774
Okay, do you see a empty square? No
No!
Do you see?
No, I do! I do! I do! I do! I do! I do! I do!
I see it!
I can hit it.
No, no, no!
It's not an empty square!
It's an empty square, but a circle and an X.
No, no, no, it's just an empty square.
No, next!
Okay, horseshoe. Or Omega, I guess.
Omega, yeah, I have Omega.
But, no, no, is it a headphones or is it Omega?
Is it a headphones or is it Omega?
It's a headphones. It's a headphones, kind of Omega.
I am!
Bad it! Bad it!
It's like the top of a stick that you hit.
Like his head and then his shoulders.
Do you have an empty heart?
No!
Okay, then it's gotta be the...
Yeah, it was all I got. Next.
Okay, and then what's the next number?
8774.
Okay, do you have like a oblique circle with two radio lines going on the north and south side?
A what?
Next.
Do you have like a backwards P with an I, but the P has a sharp razor?
Sharpe razor blade. No. You have a music sign? Yes. Hit that. Come on 774 remember 874 so it's
okay so it's going to be the same thing another music sign then next four and then DCA circle
with a target. Yes. Good. We did it. But we made a mistake so it's okay. Do join me the
on the graph, do the graph, do the graph up, do the graph up, with the pi, up on that
pi, do the, the, the, the, graph up, T37102, T37102, walk in it, alright, what do you see
out there?
I start at C, first aid, first aid, first aid, what, what, what, what, what, what,
top of plus with a hat plus it's plus with a flat hat okay okay gotcha okay
see first thing see with a hat no one do you with that yeah no e do both
Then the plus with the hat okay next then it's see with the upside down pie
Good positive, we have two minutes with a good now give me
You do the three things we think three things we think three things bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
only one number to zero only one number to see understand I understand t26189 t26189
yeah yeah all righty how many numbers on top one okay if the display shows a
three or six no no no if the display shows one two or five no 047 yes set
to three bottom one bottom one is only one number four there's a show one two
or five no zero three six no four seven yes make it a five positive okay
next next puzzle do me the other the flat one with the big number with the
The big dot, the big dot, the big dot, the big color.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Blue button!
Okay, new.
T50723.
T50723.
All right, blue button, what else?
Blue, and it says blue, but it's written in red coloring.
Flap 30.
Type again.
Next, it's a red button, and it says red in blue.
UF to type again
Flop 30 what it says blue. Oh my god, man in blue lettering. It's a red. Okay flop 30 flop 30
Again, it's
Yeah, okay, what they went now for it for the notes for it already. Oh, man, but I'm 30 flop 30
Okay, next puzzle
It's a new one! It's a new one! It's a radar! Radar! Radar! Radar!
T9624.
Collision in one minute.
T96240.
And, uh, we'll see four curved arcs stacked from the bottom of the top.
Each containing several colors and dots.
Pilot's goal is to rotate the laser to shoot only the correct colors on each arc,
following the order given by the tower.
Okay, give me a cheat. Give me a go. Just go.
Okay, is there, is there exactly one red ball?
No.
And no white ball?
No.
Okay.
Else if there is one blue ball,
Yes.
And one white ball,
No.
Hit the empty space.
No.
Else if there are exactly three blue balls,
No.
Hit the dark blue.
No.
Else if there are at least two green,
Hit the first green.
200.
Get it.
Try it again.
If there is exactly one red ball,
With no white balls, hit the red ball.
Jeez.
Really?
I-I-I-I literally did amazing.
We had like 18 left.
It's why I-I-I-I actually did it.
It's-we learned that one puzzle now, it's easy.
Let's just hit it again.
Let's stop with that though.
It's fine.
Okay.
We're starting on that one and we're just at-
No, no, no, no.
Start me up with the-with the bourbon engine,
the second engine, my-my 1B is gonna-
Okay. 264, 26420, 26420, MN.
Oh, it's per line.
Which one's broken?
Second one, 1B, 1B.
Okay. Your C-56 is a 40.
Next.
1B is a 10.
Next.
Your 6 is a 15.
Next.
90 is a 15.
Positive. Okay.
Do the letters. Do the weird lettering.
The nine with the symbols. Do the hieroglyphics.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha.
Second nine to be born.
Two five nine six six four. Two nine four.
Two nine four six six four.
Two nine four six six four.
You're wrong.
Two five nine six six four. How did that happen?
Two five nine six six four. That was crazy.
Two five nice. Oh, yeah. Thanks. Okay, seven person. It's an it's a oblique circle with two radio lines north and south
Don't have that
Backwards P with a razor blade in the line
Yeah
No, no, no, no, it's okay with the anti-Christ
Now it's three
It's an arrow pointing right empty
No, Chevron, I know there is it like to down arrows. No, headphones. Yes, for circle with
a target in it to love to love no terrain broken arrow pull up is it is it left to right
It's going down right
Is it diagonal diagonal terrain terrain? Yeah diagonal diagonal
Now we're gonna go to the graph the graph the graph the graph
Okay, I got you
T8 1 9 4 6 T 8 1 9 4 6. Yes
What are you at? I start at C first aid. Okay I'm there. E first aid. Next. C under
pie. Reverse pie? Yeah yeah yeah. Positive. Okay now we're gonna do the three digits.
uh pitch pitch pitch pitch
yep yep roger
going the wrong way hold up
t24199
t24199
t24199
alright how many numbers are there?
three
are all three the same?
no
is two of them the same?
no
ok if they're all different calculate there's some
nine
even?
Nine, uh, make it seven.
You sure that was odd, right? You sure it was odd?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, make it seven.
Bottom one, bottom one, three, three, zero, five, four.
Wait, one or three?
Three numbers.
Okay, are all three identical?
No.
They're two?
What?
Two identical?
No.
Are two identical?
No, no.
Are they all different?
It includes four, set the errors to the lowest number shown.
Other lifesticks.
Oh boy, come from work.
Just put the question in there.
Next we're doing um um um um we sweeps we sweeps we sweeps
T for one eight sixty
Tell dirt block wise
4965
Bossin big button big button quickly
Big red says blue in blue.
Flop 30.
Big red says blue in green.
Flop 25.
Blue says green in blue.
Flot 15.
Let's fucking go!
That's three stars!
There's gonna be three stars!
That has to be it.
We literally went insane.
Wait!
We did access one?
Wait, how do we get...
We did that literally so fast.
What?
uh we can swap roles
alright
let me just put the screen bigger
Okay, go okay
Simon says
What do you believe that Simon says go to in the control center you're gonna find a book
in that book you're gonna find Simon says okay once you get that code you're
gonna go back to the computer and type it in Simon says we're dying what
means that says oh I mean Simon says you mean be be pop up that yeah be pop
All right, it went green yellow green yellow
Yeah
But what do I take now? Oh, yeah, I guess I guess what I guess what I guess what okay? Yeah, hold on
Um, it was it is this real? Yes
Um
Okay button to press it if
Yellow so so right yellow, right? Yeah
If there's a valid the flight code is there a valid the flight code it a
Val a vowel and the flight code it
Where's that at it's on the main dashboard when you clean one of the mini game
They should be on the left side it's a little black little oh
Yeah, play is there a vowel no no vow
Okay, there's not a vowel to play code it if it is a yellow light
Then press blue
It didn't work
um what what what what like yeah now it's flashing green now with the red dot
on the top it's like flashing a little red dot at the top and I saw a green
Oh shit, um, um, um, um, okay, in that case then, uh, if, if flashbangs right?
Yeah.
Uh, press yellow.
Yes.
Now it, green, red.
Green red?
You always said?
Yeah.
Huh?
Green, red.
Like think of the sign and it goes, it was green, red.
Now you would press.
Green.
Yellow, yellow.
Boom.
Green, red, blue.
Yellow, yellow, purple.
Yellow, yellow, purple.
red blue red yellow yellow purple yellow no yeah boom bang now let's go to the
the big button where it says the color and the color.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
K, K.
T, 67, 314, 67, 314, 67, 314.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you have, what do you have?
I see a green circle and the bottom says blue,
but it's blue.
I'm blue, please.
It says blue and it's blue?
Yeah. 15.
Get out, take your handle and go to 15.
You should be able to see it from here though.
From here to position, you should be able to see it from the other side.
Okay.
Now it's a green button with red name at the bottom.
Red and it's red.
Red.
Double red?
Now it's a green button but the red is red at the bottom.
One.
Clap on it.
Dude, you're not, you're not, you're not actually killing properly at all.
It's my first time! It's my first time!
Okay, now it's a green circle with the word red, but it's blue.
20, go!
Heard.
Next game?
Boom.
Just give me the graphic, do you have a graphic?
Uh...
No.
Uh, next game is a bunch of arrows, it's 12 arrows and they're all pointing in different directions.
Okay, yes. Yes. 80, 198. 80, 198. 80, 198. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. The sum of the numbers
in the playing code on the other or the even it put together
seven eight nine ten twelve thirty forty fifty seventeen twenty six even for
your log okay ready yeah the code is 3 p.m. 6 p.m. 10 p.m. 10 p.m. or I love
Say it one more time, the guy's speaking in my fucking ear.
3PM, 6PM, then, then, 10.30, 10.30.
I-
Oh, fuck.
No?
No.
It
Pointing towards 3 p.m. 3 6
You're bad, but it's fine
Everybody's a fucking you're still one o'clock. I'm looking for numbers
All families just died.
If you're brain dead, at least just say so.
Alright, it's just your brain.
It's just your brain.
Alright, we're doing the number with the three, the numbers at the top, the numbers at the bottom.
Okay.
With the spinning.
Okay.
What the?
Okay.
Hold on.
Fucking what?
fucking what someone's talking on the door oh yeah uh i i uh is that air pressure
yeah 20 120 20 120
okay ready yep okay okay okay okay yeah numbers numbers give me the numbers
one number at top it's zero one number it's zero
one number um does jesse lose IQ points every time he plays with you um um um um set the
arrow to the number shown on the display huh set if the display shows a zero yo yeah one
number right yeah zero set the arrow to the number shown on the display okay now the
bottom it's two numbers are identical. No, no, no, I fucked it up with the bottom number!
Fudge it! Okay, fine, it's fine. Just don't mind it, don't mind it.
Um, it's actually, it's um, say, just set the top on the three, that's it. Just set the three.
Next. Okay, and then now the bottom numbers is three numbers and two are identical. Okay.
Three. Set the three. Send it. Boom. Okay, now we are... Give me something, give me a
No one we've never seen before where it has words and there's two stages
Oh, no green boxes left in right side
Okay
It says like names, okay, but 67 209 67 209 67
6-7-2-1-9 what? 6-7-2-1-9.
We're to set in here, Officer Felix. Hold on. Ready?
Yep. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I think I know this works. It's like the other game. What
What is the first areas towards the solve move on to the second area okay? What do you see?
Bro, okay. What nope. Why yes
I
Think it's ah with three h's it you and it
Okay, say this is it and it said it again said it again, bro, okay, but spoke correctly
What but spelled correctly nope, but spelled wrong what but spelled wrong yes
Do not have a main word go
Good just fucking said that and okay now now say it again and say it again
Bro, okay. What not okay? Okay?
So the first one would be me would be oh, okay a y if they you have that
Got it solved. Next one, huh? The next stage is, huh?
I'm A-H-H. A-T-U-H.
A-T-U-H?
Yes.
And are my words in here?
No.
O with two H's.
No.
Yeah.
O with three H's.
Is the Y-E-A-H?
Yes.
Send it.
Yeah.
Boom.
Well done fun. All right. We have a stage to now. It's uh-huh you h you h
Hold on
Is it what uh-huh you h you h again
You h you h is there a space though. Yes
So you h you h with a space
Yes.
They say the words, the words, the words.
Go.
Huh?
What a question mark.
Yep.
Okay.
This.
You.
Okay.
Do you have an H-U-H?
Yes, what a question mark.
No.
Do you have a H-E-Y?
No.
Do you have a U?
Just a U.
Just a similar letter.
Nah.
Keep going.
Go.
This.
Okay.
Okay, and then like a U with like a weird symbol at the end. It's like yule.
No, no, keep on.
That's it. This yule. Yep. Go. Huh? Question mark. Okay.
Uh, what, what, okay, alright. Which one, no. Which one, which one, which one do I have to give them?
Oh, it's a go, it's a go.
Uh, now the word is press.
like how you got pressed yeah shut up yes okay okay good fifth what with a
question mark yes what what what what was like like a what what question mark
yes what was like you don't know we almost got me there okay um North East
Southwest and it's going clockwise 82 534 82
84 I have a time to get one minute
clockwise 50 49 come on next hold on 50 40
How do you put the numbers in?
Just have it, just have it!
40, 59, it's not working.
50, 49!
50, 49, so...
Oh.
They don't need, you can use an umpad. Weird.
Um...
Uh...
The button, the circle!
We have to, you gotta hurry quick!
Circle with the colors!
50, 7, 2, 3.
I'm dead by the way.
50, 7, 2...
No, you need to be in front!
Ready? Ready?
All these handle, all these handle!
Ready? Go! Go!
Blue circle with a red name with a red.
15! 15! 15! 15!
Kill me, kill me.
Fuckin' dumb daddy.
Kill my family.
I love...
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
With three H's mm-hmm with two M's
Going going in fast fast. Yes over two H's huh? Hey, ah with three H's mm with two M's
Uh-hmm, what you ate in them?
Now it's, hmm, question mark, 1M, HM, question mark.
Uh, okay, go, go.
Huh, that, O with three Hs.
Is it, is it, is it, is it, huh, with a question mark?
No.
I'll say question mark.
Go ahead, say that again.
It's huh, that, O with three Hs.
What with a question mark?
Uh-huh, UHUH, and yep.
Again.
Huh, that, O with three Hs.
What question mark?
Uh-uh.
Yup.
I- I- I think it would be Yup!
Got it.
Oh my god.
Okay, now button with the circle and the color and the thing.
Go!
Get ready!
Only- oh-
Have your hand on the handle, ready?
673-18.
Yeah.
673-18.
673-18.
673-18.
18.
Do it-
Okay, go ahead!
Quick!
It's a red circle with the word blue and it's the color blue.
30!
Okay, now it's a red circle with green, but it's red green.
It's the color red on the green.
20.
Now it's a blue circle with the word blue, color blue.
25.
Great.
Got it.
Now we're going to a new thing we never did, it's a calculator.
Calculator telephone with a green screen at the top.
Oh my god.
Sure, is the ABC, RT, CLB?
Yes, yeah.
AD, AD2, 635.
AD2, 635.
AD2, 685.
Okay.
Sure, what do you need?
I don't know.
I see four lines and then I see an arrow point to the right with three lines
and in four lines again.
All I have is terminal codes that are four letter wide
with a location like New York, like Berlin.
Uh, okay.
I see four, so maybe it's words, right?
A four letter word.
No, no, no, no, no.
The code they're gonna put in
is gonna be four things, there's four letters, right?
That'll be a code.
I can get a location.
These are what you're going. Oh, Berlin. I'm going from Buenos Aires to Berlin B
The code for Berlin is Edd B, but where you have it out?
I'm at Buenos Aires
Okay, well there is is this S8 easy
S a 3z easy
Easy Berlin is Edd B
E-D-D-B. E-D-D-B. Got it.
Next.
Uh, quick.
Okay, it's RPM power.
How in the fuck are we supposed to do this?
We got it now though, we got it now.
There's a couple puzzles.
I'm getting a lot of the puzzles we know.
Okay, we should start with that, we should start with that.
Okay, now we're going to go harder.
No.
Yeah, we know everything.
Okay, the wind thing the four with the four, you know
No, give me a hard puzzle first
If you want to solve it with a hard one, then we need to see all the hard ones go to the telephone
the what
Telephone with the green in the calculator. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 82 65 82
65
Okay, buddy. Where you at? Yeah, where you at? I'm in Moscow, South
Moscow South it's oh, I can't see probably
Okay, I think it's U-U-E-E?
And you're going where?
And I'm going to Copenhagen, K.
Um, am I done?
Yeah, E-K-C-H.
E-K what?
E-K-C-H.
C-H. Got it.
I say what because it's just loud.
Um, button.
Do the button out of the circle color.
Sure, go ahead.
Uh, I'd say 26, 895.
26.
Okay, I need all these handles.
Yep.
You need fast, go.
Yeah, it's blue circle with the word green and it's the color green.
25.
Now, new system that we're going to invent then.
Just, just-
Green, sir.
No, hold on, hold on.
It's new system, faster.
Color name then then color of the other name okay green green blue
One
Green I love you mr. Red. No green blue red
20
Done okay now we're going to the the words the cringe one
45
Go no
Ah
Go go go press hey with two y's and a line no no with a line the nope with no e this
Probably fit
Now it's hot question mark hog champ hog champ hog champ hog champ hog champ hog champ
How do you spell H-U-H?
H-U-H, question mark.
H-U-H, question mark.
H-U-H, question mark.
Where the fudge is it?
We lost.
I can find it.
H-U-H, question mark.
I found it. Go, go, name it.
Yeah, that. Bro, you with the line.
Oh, with three H's. Yep.
Why age yeah
Going down I was that the whole day you said it's it's
Oh with three inches. No, just be the only really lonely. Yeah Roger that I just kill that
I
Just just just uh, just uh, just for fun, but
I
Because it's a long I forgot the rest works. It's all good
That's not me I'll think again in the other doesn't I gone now we go for world after it come on. Okay, we're going to the song
82, 675. 82, 675. 82.
Okay, Bullocker, come on. You, where are you, where are you going?
I'm Paris, CDG.
Um, LFPG.
Where are you going?
Hold on, it's fucking shaking like a motherfucker in here.
LFPG how are you going to be got it and the next is Helsinki the oh, yeah
EF HK come
Next is button with the circle in the colors a bug again
ology
I'd like it
Do I crash this shit I fucking bugged it
A lot of people go when you work on another war but the big incident come on. I know I got it
Well, baby, we fucking suck. We suck. No, we are yeah
phone
So, Johannesburg, just like, you know... 82, 685, there. 82, 685.
It's always the same, no? Johannesburg? Yep.
F-A-O-R. F-A-O-R.
And you're going where? Next is Vienna, I.
I think it's an eye no it would be a low
Oh, L-O-W-W
Boom, shall I walk up?
Ah, that color
What, the button?
Yeah
you
you
you
you
you
you
That was zero, right?
Boom, next.
If the sum of the power number is less than the sum of the RPM number, no?
It is it is no no power is less. Yes
the knob
Should be set to the number brought in the first stage. That was a
Is it's boo-bum?
now
Go to the arrows the ones that you were doing tie it 12 o'clock 2 o'clock 3 o'clock 4 o'clock
Yeah
Okay, 26 125
I don't know I didn't realize I could fuck up what the fuck I know I know how to do it though
we're boned hard okay fuck it okay blame code is it odd or even three four ten
10, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 23, odd.
Okay, ready?
Yep.
10, 30.
Then exact opposite of that.
Then 3.
Q, C, L.
Then 10, 30 again.
Jesse, have you ever seen a blocky in your lifetime?
Yeah, I did I did I do it when he said I tripped it?
Like a genius.
Fuck.
Oh, it was even.
Oh, my math is ass.
All right.
We lock in.
Common bot.
All right.
If you see that puzzle, do it first, do it first.
doing it. You have it? Yes. We're gonna learn it. We're gonna learn it the hard way. We're gonna
learn it like men. Yes, we got this. We have 86, 521. 86, 521. Motherfucker. Sorry. Okay. 10,
14, 18, 19, 20, 21. It's odd. It's odd? Okay. Yes.
1030 exact opposite of that so like a 430 yet yeah I'll see it in one second
here we're shaking bad smile got it okay so you got third one though yep
3, 6
Jesse I'm gonna fucking snap. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
What the fuck are you? Are the others in the fucking clock in your life? I don't understand man. No, no, I have this
3
No, no, it was it was 10 30 exact opposite 3 6
ten thirty exact opposite three six yes okay what's okay the arrow is pointing
diagonal upper left yes a hundred percent then pointing bottom right opposite
of that yep then pointing directly right yep then directly down I did that
That's what I did. I did this.
What did I just do here?
Yeah, I have this. This is...
Click it, Dave, click it!
What?!
I don't know!
Uh, maybe I need to pass right?
Did I get the freaking even number?
Hold on
4 plus 3 is 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 21 is an odd number that is just odd
We don't even have it. Okay, uh Simon says
Okay, now you tell me um number 92 5 5 8
92
Which are ready now yes now
Now, um, is Valorant aircrafts coded, aircrafts coded, aircrafts coded, Valorant.
Yep.
Yes?
Secure.
No, it was shaking now.
Starting off with the purple.
Red.
Purple.
Red.
Red, green.
Purple.
Red.
Purple.
Red, green, red.
Red.
Purple.
Red.
Purple.
Red, purple, blue.
Red, green, red, purple.
Next, come on.
Word 1, it's question mark.
92, oh, 37.
92, oh, 37.
OK, what is the other thing?
Question mark, 1M, question mark.
Question mark, hold on, hold on.
Okay buddy, Y-O-O, X-V-O points.
H-U-H, that's what it means.
Hey, with two Y's and X's points.
Hey, with two Y's and X's points.
Hey, with two Y's and Y's points.
Huh?
It's hey, with two Y's, X's points.
Okay, okay, Y-O-O, X-V-O points.
H-U-H, question mark, go U-H-H, O-H-H.
N-A-H
Got it
What?
You're, but spelt like a dummy
Like you, apostrophe R-E
Okay
N-O-W-H-A-T
Calm
U-P-H-N-M-H-U-H
H-E-Y-Y-A-T
Oh, A-D-H?
No
Do it again
No
WHT
Calm
UPHMM
HUH
HEYY
OH HH
OHH
I forgot where we were at
Do it again?
What's my label?
You?
a posh v re
And oh
w h a t
calm up
h m h of h
h e y y h of h
o h h
u h fifth
And oh
w h a t
calm
up
h m
u um
h u h
H, E, Y, Y, H, M, Y?
Oh, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, Y, Y, Y, Y.
Got it.
You lied!
Thank you, you motherfucker.
You motherfucker.
I- I cannot work with you.
I cannot-
Over to H's, over to H's, over to H's.
H, E, Y, Y, H, M, Y, Y.
Okay.
Uh-uh, okay.
AY sign UH HUH HM UP UH HUH for the dash yes um bro
YOO HUH because mark go you edit oh edit and too fast too fast
Yo, H-U-H for America.
Go, U-H-H-H, O-H-H.
Got it.
Calm.
Press W-A-T-T-H-E.
Calm.
U-P-H-U-H-H-E-Y.
Letter U.
letter u a bus to be re n a h g o h m
pressure press
uh oh k a y w h a t cuz i got it
telephone with the distance of
countries 80 to 65 that was not it's gonna be a new one
e k c h e k c h then it's toronto p
c y y z c y z next uh r p m power
these are all the hard games
92621 92621 92621
1 minute 926
we can do it we can do it ready? yeah
RPM number indicates
the first digit RPM what was it?
Five five. Okay. Um, last it last it is power
to
Some of our PM that is it is it more than them less it's less
Um, what's the next age of two? Okay, and then I don't remember the last question
Is power greater
Yes
Six just person put the six in the book did it somehow we have to do a fucking we're dead and we have to do colors
Bro holy fuck
Holy shit, okay, we could do this. Okay. I want you to go as fast as humanly possible
Okay, okay, and I will think as fast as okay
This is a real plane and all the chase aboard the plane. Okay, this is it's not a drill. It's a real life situation
Okay, everybody is aboard the plane. Hey, yo
It's shaking turbulence and shit this
Fucking this is like a real real situation
Here it comes I'm able to play human the air. No, not that's one that phone
They dead by the way, we have the arrows 82 685
Where you started a story at our arch and our Raj TC
Yes, you may right
Yes, it's pank PA PA NT
We're going
I got it next munich wait munichai
E-D-D-M.
E-
F-
F-
No, no, no, no, no, keep going.
R-T-H, R-T-H-T-S.
Engage-
P-A-N-C.
P-
A-N-C.
Yes.
Oh, sorry.
And then Moonnich was what again?
E-D-D-M.
That's quick. I thought that was a shaking
Words the words the words and it's yes
18492 I
Can do this it's why it's what why yes, yes
Okay, why yes exit
HEY press
UH space UH
H, N, O, X, U, H, H, H, U, R, E, TH, AD, TH, E, press, fifth, TH, E, O, K,
A Y W H 80 because work bro
excuse me calm
You pick the
again teaching
press
fifth
THE
Okay, okay. Why is I?
W H 80 because work bro calm
UP and oh
Exit.
H-E-Y-Y.
Exit.
The letter U.
U-A-D-H.
Got it.
Okay, um, button with the color.
Come on.
Red, red, blue.
Six, seven, two, five, four.
What was that again? Did I get it?
Red, blue.
30.
Green.
Green, red.
15.
Blue, blue, green.
1.
OK.
The arrows have we never done before.
43.
097.
I'm going to give you it in another direction,
So it's easier to understand are we odd or even it
14 even
Oh wait, it's either yes, you know and in in one order oh
When it's odd it's in order. Okay, buddy buddy. Yeah all the way to the top. So midnight
okay got it diagonal bottom right
got it the regular right and then directly up all of
yo there is it there is it
But are we out or even?
5, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, even.
Wait, wait.
So all the way to the top north.
Chances are I cheated it.
I cheated because it's odd.
It's odd you fucking bitch.
It's- it's fu- oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Fifteen. How the fuck did I do that? It's fifteen, it's odd.
The pilot must arrange the arrows on the screen in front of them according to the order you provide.
Wait, what?
If it's- if it's odd, you must describe them in a different order. Why?
Oh.
Okay.
Okay, I have, I have it, six, three, top left, bottom right.
Six, three, top right.
Top left, top left, bottom right.
Bottom right.
And then what do I do here, though?
I hit it in that order?
button. Hold on.
We're done anyway.
I- I clicked one of them.
I'm clicking this one.
No.
In odd?
I did it. I did it. I don't know.
Um.
The air pressure.
24, 109, 24, 109.
300, hurry!
Ready?
What do you have? What do you have?
Two numbers, they're not the same. Two numbers, they're not the same.
Hurry!
Uh, uh, uh, uh, do you have a one? Do you have a zero one?
No.
I have to go for something here.
Seven, seven.
Fuck, I had to go for it. We were about to die.
Yo, yo, yo. I gotta keep it in buck, though.
How the fuck have you been not getting it odd or even corrected?
I don't know, I think I, like I think my brain's fuckin'
fuckin' gone to school in like a long time.
Like I haven't been counting and stuff, I'm counting with my fingers and stuff.
It's just getting weird. I gotta start working on math.
Alright, alright, swap on time and just see if we can do it otherwise we're done.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, the roll the roll the roll.
Yeah, the Aero one.
Yeah.
Okay, two...
Zero zero one.
I have three numbers.
Okay.
T two six.
One two five.
Okay.
Uh, what's the sum of your playing code?
No no no.
Uh, you know, it's the roll, it's the roll.
with the top to the bottom oh my gosh I mean I'm just gonna keep it above wait
did I yeah lookie
Oh, what's up here?
I said the same, we just did it!
T28120, T28120, T28120. I can't remember that.
Here we go. How many numbers are there?
Ring-dong-ring-dong-ring-dong.
Oh, I have two numbers. I have 0-0-1.
Okay, make it 1.
Next, bottom 1.
How much is the bottom?
I have 5 nothing 2, so 2 numbers.
5 nothing 2, okay. 5 nothing 2.
If the summer are the some of them odd yes, it's odd it's odd make it one next
Okay
T 9 to 5 5 8 T 9 to 5 5 8
What do you see okay, um do it do it. No, no
It's bro, it's the game with the up and I
Know
Okay
67
7th ball
I'll make it. I'll make it so I can't see it like this. What's the name?
I can't say any more.
I'll fix the letter.
Oh, I have UP UP.
Okay. Okay.
Okay, AY.
Keep going.
Yeah.
What?
What with the A?
AY, AY, AY.
What with the question mark?
All the what's?
There's a W H A T first.
W H A T.
Okay, so I saw that.
I saw that.
Okay, now it's U H dash A U H.
Uh huh.
Okay, okay, ready?
OK, ready? OK, spelled correctly.
O with three H's.
Yup. Nope! No E at the end.
O with three H's. Bro?
Uuhhhh... You want to do a D-Dig? You want to D-Dig?
Yes, yes, yes.
OK, stage 2.
Wait...
Why don't we solve both? Why don't we do both?
Next, you go stage 2 to the bottom.
OK, press, press, press, press, go!
OK, spelled correctly.
Question mark go that this ready, uh with three h's exit
Okay, okay next is it and oh and what and oh
Okay, oh with three h's calm bro
Circle game circle game circle big button big button big
Got you. T67318, well.
T67318, well.
T67318, well, okay.
Okay.
Red button.
It says green, written in red.
Flap 20.
Blue button.
It says green, written in blue.
Flap 15.
It's a red button.
It says red, written in blue.
Flock 30.
Nice mini-gamer, um, um, it is, uh, weast, weast, weast.
Clockwise, weast, clockwise.
T69 421.
T69 421.
Clockwise 8-7-8-7.
Okay, last puzzle.
We did a thing before.
It looks like a subway map.
of a subway so T4 1196 T4 1196
approaching minimums okay pass solution the goal is to turn the number lit up in
red to green to do this you need to find out from the pilot which number is
lit up in red based on this number you will communicate what's the number my
or lit up is seven okay one knob on is it wait what this is the knob on no it's
off on now okay is the knob start no it's on off it's on off make it five
Approaching minimums.
OK.
Now knob four, start.
Why what?
What else do you see?
Now I have a five in green, and it leads towards a three.
Who doesn't say the word?
What, there's no words.
OK, one knob on press two, two knob start press six,
3 knob off press 5, 4 knob start press 1, 5 knob off press 4, 6 knob start press 8, 7 knob off press 4.
Reset!
Okay.
That's fine.
That's fine. We can do it quick.
Number's red still?
Yeah, I'm still red.
Okay.
1 knob on press 2.
One of them on, what do you mean by that?
I don't know, if it says on, press two.
Or no, no, no, set, oh my god, press the knob to on, then press two.
I did it, now, now what?
Okay, press the knob to start, then press six.
Okay, great.
Off, then five.
Go, next.
Start, then one.
Go, next.
Off, then four.
Next.
Start, then eight.
next on the on the three on the three oh my god yeah it had to be nothing but we
literally just saved everybody one star for one second left
does but you're just a better pilot I don't know math so it's like it fucks me
Oh my god, you know that was actually insane that dude it
Okay, I was once I tried to need playing it was gonna be playing. I mean, yeah, we got to try this
We have I like this game. Yeah, it was fun. I actually like this more than than the bomb. What about was the knowing?
Yeah, I like yeah, I like this one of the bottom. Yo, I'm rich now
Yo, we upgraded man, we oh we
No, we're juiced up. All right, um, let me get a
Let me get a...
There's a thing! There's a one we just did.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, I have a...
T41739...
I have a gut...
T, T, T417139...
Really good.
T41739...
T41739...
Okay.
What do you got?
Oh, I can't see, I can't see the number really.
Okay, I'll...
I have a tool in red at a to read it. Okay off click a
Okay, start six
Next on seven
Okay off three
Yeah off five
on four
off one
But, okay, now it's a new game.
It's a bunch of weird, it's a four by four,
bunch of letters and numbers with four letters on the side.
And there's an, oh, I think we did it earlier.
I made it when I was at the other,
I'll give it to the society, maybe, no, I don't know.
Anyone?
T729001, T729001, Loginon.
If all lights are different colors,
disable all the buttons except for 5B5H.
What? What? What? What?
Are all the lights different color?
Well, I don't know. I only have reds and greens and I have a pink one on the right.
Okay, then they're...
Okay, then probably...
Wait, fuck.
No, on the right, I have one light open.
Okay, if all lights are red now, if there are only two green...
If one of the lights is yellow, it's only one light is on.
Enable all buttons except the odd numbers.
Okay, if one light is on, do what?
Enable all buttons except for the odd numbers
Wait, that's so dumb
We kindly ask you to stay seated and follow the cabin crew's instructions. Thank you for your cooperation
Enable all buttons except for the odd numbers
No I got it.
Okay.
I mean, I did it, nothing happened.
Okay. Now, if one light is on, and it's on.
If all lights are blue, just say no.
If the lights are too white and too...
We're finished, we're finished, we're finished.
Oh.
Okay.
Your puzzle. It's a scenery.
It's like a...
Is it one of those shiny puzzles?
Yeah.
It's one of those jigsaw Chinese puzzles.
I'm just going to assume it's this T-70664, T-70664.
Is it match?
Okay, altitude is less than 3,000.
Yo, what are you talking about?
Well, it's a picture.
It's a fucking scenery from a jigsaw puzzle.
But is your altitude less than 3,000?
Oh.
Um, no, 3,016, then it's A, then B, then C1, D, E, F1.
Gotcha.
OK, let's do the, um, let's do the one we did it before.
It's the alien invader.
Alien invader.
I have plenty of good shoots and shit down.
Yeah.
T-47893.
T-47, T-47893.
I'm getting better with this.
Okay.
If there is exactly one red ball with no white balls.
No.
If else, if there is one blue ball and one white ball.
No.
If there are three.
One blow on one wipe, yeah.
Yeah, hit the empty space.
Good, next.
If there are exactly three blue balls.
No, next.
If there are at least two green balls.
No, next.
Hit the empty space again.
Okay, next.
Hit the empty space again.
Stage four.
Stage 4! Stage 4! Yeah, it does change. It does change.
Okay, okay, okay. Is there one red ball and no white balls?
No, I have red and no white.
Alright, one blue, one right?
No.
Uh, uh, three blue balls?
No.
Uh, two green balls?
No.
Okay, I have space.
Wait, okay.
Um...
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, um...
Weast! Weast! Weast!
T41862. T41862. Clockwise counter.
We're going backwards.
4510.
4510?
Yep, 4510.
When?
Okay, now I have...
We're not much time off today. It's uh, it's uh, it's uh, the pitch, pitch, pitch.
What you call me, bro?
T26189
T26189
How many numbers up top?
Three, three numbers.
Uh, are they identical?
No.
Are there two identical?
No.
Are there different calculators some?
Ten.
Uh, okay, make it three.
4, 5, 3, 1, 8.
Okay, NOB.
NOB, NOB, just just NOB, just NOB.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
NOB.
Okay, now, what?
Calm, up, hmm, what you like?
Okay, edge right, edge right, edge right,
just edge right, edge right, go, go, edge right.
I'm looking.
400.
Edge right.
300.
Uh, okay. Yeah. What? What with just an A? What with a question mark? Exit.
Hey, with two Ys. Exit. Next! Next! I know! I know! I know!
Roger. Uh, no. What? Calm. Uh, HMM. Huh. Hey, with two Ys. Exit.
Oh, with three Hs. No, I had to gamble. I had to gamble.
I get it. No, this is what it is. You just killed everyone. It's fine.
We get-
We- like, we- we're like, getting good.
Like, probably one of the best duos that's ever played this game ever.
True. I'm happy we're the only duo who was playing in the game, actually.
But, okay. I have one line. I don't-
We- we have this.
We need to get it quick then. Hurry, hurry.
Simon says it, Simon says it.
Wait, what the-
T-19558.
T-92 fight fight date
Okay, what do you say so fucking but I have a blinking red
There's is there a vowel um, I think so yeah
Okay
For red you need to hit
Green.
Wait, is it blinging green instead? Hold on.
It's like bonnet.
No.
No, it's blinging green actually.
Okay, green.
Do...
Do yellow?
Nope, rawl.
I don't know how to read this.
Please remain calm. Everything is under control. We kindly ask you to stay seated.
Is what?
How do I read this one?
Thank you for your cooperation.
Now one more show.
Scratch.
Yo, in front of me say,
R-O-U-E
R-O-U-E
R-O-U-E
We say R O E E E
Like why is it actually yeah, I mean why is it one I it's sometimes about but it's sometimes
It's like a loser one
It's like a loser about it's like it's not
R O E E E E E
All right
give me the other day the wind arrows one that they show now them yeah oh
oh T-18198 T-18198 what was with the hours anyway like like what is this shit
T-18198 what I did T-18198 what was that 21 that's okay just all this
You must first determine whether the sum of the numbers in the aircraft will be in the cockpit.
Odd, odd, odd, odd.
Okay.
Odd.
And if it is even the most inscribed one right now.
If it's odd, you must describe to them a different form.
The pilot must arrange them in a rod that evens in an odd are shown.
If the sum of the numbers in a plane is odd.
Do down arrow?
Six?
Three?
Down arrow?
Right arrow?
Hold on.
No, I don't.
Okay, down arrow?
Then what then right arrow?
Yeah top left arrow the bottom left arrow, and I think you have to click it not in the correct order
So you click you'll see a screen you move your mouse around you will see an arrow
I don't understand bottom arrow right arrow top left arrow bottom left arrow
Bottom arrow.
Say it again. Last time. Fast, fast, fast.
Bottom arrow. Right arrow.
Top left arrow. Bottom left arrow.
And click them out of order.
With your mouse.
Or your finger.
Wait, is it?
Bottom, right, top left, bottom left.
Bottom.
Then right.
Top left.
Then bottom left.
Okay, and then what though?
Go and click the actual symbols out of order
It's like one four two three doesn't matter
AAH!
Jesus.
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. Everything is under control.
We kindly ask you to stay seated and follow the cabin crew's instructions.
Thank you for your cooperation.
If it's odd, you must subscribe to them in a different order.
What's the different order?
Down arrow!
Down arrow. Yes.
Then right arrow.
Then top left.
I'll do right first fuck it then
Is yours even or odd?
Fuck it. It's odd
How is it? How is it even it? I was doing all the dude. I'm so fucking done for a set for a set
Fuck you. That's you crash this game. I'm crashing this fucking plane. Fuck this shit. I
Kill them all kill them all
whole
minus one thousand first film okay next I can't believe it wait I'm in the plane
with the fuck just I'm crashing fuck this yeah fuck this now fuck this I'm
crashing fuck this fuck that fuck this still better than fucking blind
the airpilot's lucky
fuck this
Delka send the Dexi by the way
sloppy
ready?
we're doing arrows right if you have it
uh no no no no we
no we no we
Well, let's just do it with the, uh, the pictograms, pictograms, pictograms, the orclifix.
Pictograms, the orclifix.
Yeah.
T59664.
T95664.
I'm not gonna forget.
T59664.
T95664. How did I forget again? Hold on.
T59664.
T59664. That's crazy.
Alright, let's hit it.
Uh, okay, give me the number.
Three.
Uh, a right arrow empty?
No.
Two down arrows full?
No.
Headphones.
Yep.
One.
A target logo.
Yep.
Six.
A full circle drawn in white?
Three.
Three.
Three.
Three.
Three.
Three.
Three.
Three.
Okay, we're gonna do the one with the on-off-start knob.
Subway. Subway.
Gotcha.
T8-1-1-2-0.
That's crazy.
T8-1-1-2-0.
I have a six-reader.
Okay.
Off four.
On seven.
No.
Okay.
Next.
Next.
Off 4. On 7.
Start 3.
Next.
Off 5.
On 2.
Start 1.
On 8.
When?
Next.
We have graph, graph, graph.
With the delta, the beta, and the-
T81946.
T81946.
On 3.
On 5.
Off 4.
T81946
T81946
Huh hold on
T81946
T81946
Okay, I start at the sea waves
Sea waves
Sequel sequel sequel sequel sequel is it like the fifth down
Oh, it's C equals, yeah, it's not, it's not, it's not.
Okay, all right, all right.
One is E upside down, high.
He can't take the suffering anymore.
Put him out of this.
Upside down one, high.
High.
Next.
B plus with the hat.
When?
Okay, next game mode.
We're doing the RPM power.
Come on.
Wow, just is carrying so hard.
Unfortunately, he has to deal with you.
Uh, first digit of the RPM number indicates the stage.
Uh, six.
Okay.
Last digit of the power should be set to the corresponding stage.
Two?
Yeah.
If the sum of the RPM numbers is less than the sum of the power numbers.
That'd be 12 against 11.
Power's higher, power's higher.
Okay.
The RPM is low. Okay, then the value should be set to the second stage
Six oh
It's all different again are the first digit of the rpm
that it's the last digit of the power and the sum of the RPM numbers is less on the sum of the power number.
It's higher. RPM is higher than power.
It should be higher.
It should be set to the number from the previous stage.
Next.
If the sum of the power numbers is less than the sum of the RPM numbers,
then the knob should be set to the number brought in the first stage.
6. Win. Last puzzle. We're doing the a-pitch. Pitch, pitch.
Wings, wings, remember?
Yep. T19283. T19...
T13. T1.
T19283. How many numbers taught?
Two.
Uh, are they the same?
Same.
One six, no.
The numbers were different, they have zero and one set the error to the sum of these
two numbers.
Seven.
Okay.
I have two numbers at the bottom, two identical, two identicals.
Okay, I set it to three.
When?
Last puzzle.
Chinese epigrams.
Yeah, yeah.
T7664, T7664.
Okay, altitude greater or less than 3,000?
Okay, altitude greater or less than 3,000?
We are currently at 4,200.
Okay, A, then B, C1, D, E, F1.
Wait, I'm warm.
Approaching minimums.
Oh
Oh, uh, UHH yes go bro. Yeah, we bro. We have a 1a 4-9 to the 2 minutes
We have about one and a half times in my family that we needed so
Yeah, give me the word. Yes. Why yes. Why yes. Just why yes. Yes. Excellent. Hey, XS
I don't know what calm up
The what the what the beauty regular if I don't say anything it's the regular day
know what calm up with two m's huh hey with two wise exclamation point oh with
three H's oh with two H's uh-huh with a dash in the middle yeah okay stage two
W.H.A.T. what with a good one
okay what spelled with W.A.T. hold on yeah hold on where's that go go go W.A.T.
W, W, what?
W, A, T, what?
Then, yup, that.
This, yes.
Fifth, the letter U.
Reset! Reset! Reset!
What? Which is an A?
Yup, that.
This, yes.
Fifth, the letter U.
The letter U with a claustrophy er.
Bro, yeah.
Exit, pay with two Ys.
Uh-huh, with a dash.
Uh-huh with a dash
What
Did you just guess I think I swear on my life all my life I generally remember them earlier actually
I didn't guess it you lose saw I computed and I clicked the correct I lose chosen
Okay, that's pretty crazy. That's the demo. That's the full demo. All right, cool game
Bang
We genuinely might be like the best. Yeah, like actually though like genuinely probably one of the best
To do others ever play this ever. Well, why are you getting this bad reviews?
It's everyone saying it's hard read. That's why I played it everyone is just complaining that it's hard
It's like low. Why that's so lame. I
Know it's an actually good game
Yeah, it just actually is pissed.
So what's the problem? I actually had a lot of fun with it, and it was free.
Yeah, it was really good. Like super, super good.
I was actually in this game first, just on TikTok.
The capacity of the game was just for the successor to keep talking.
Interesting way to spin it.
Then on the tower side, there was obviously nothing interesting.
this is being. Huh? Huh? Well, the bomb game on the on the
operator side, you have to go to a website and it's a fuck it's
fuck it's a Google Doc. It's a Google Doc. Yeah. What? What
a fucking dumbass. I don't know. The reviews are crazy.
That's why I did like it said mixed reviews. I just
ignored it because it made no sense. So, I can't look at
reviews chat ever. Don't look at reviews. I wasn't able to
I'm going to one review the game shows 9 11 as a date at some part in game
Huh, what?
How do we get to that
Dude these reviews are brain dead
Not recommended for colorblind the wave balls are green shut the fuck up next can't join lobby
would be a decent like what the fuck to stop being colorblind like I don't like
I don't like just fucking see the correct color god if you're colorblind don't
you see color like a certain way and you just get used to it that way like kind
of like yeah but how do you know what the what the new subset is though how
do you know what the new parameters are though Nemi yes just say like just
gas dude dark darker gray but but yeah really though why is it so bad reviews I
don't understand it I cannot load more it says that there's 200 reviews
actually feel bad that they got bombed like this like why
Language errors. The developers in Turkey are against the game. I'll have to understand it.
I'm going to give it a regular read actually.
get hit it because it makes no sense
uh...
i played it similar games
in the past
and i
actually
really
you've got to play with someone else also cut the line
well i'm just take on the genre this take on the genre you're welcome
all right
this
take on the genre. It's engaging on both sides and has a good progression ramp up on difficulty.
Yes, there could be more things to do or look at on either POV for some added spice,
but in its current form, I think it's a great game as well.
Now say my only caveat is the star system doesn't match performance
XQC LL well, that's not true. How do we know we're fucking suck balls, buddy
Like we had one where we went crazy fast and we got one star
Yo, never go recently play the bomb gamer
We would clap the fuck out of it and we'd be like bond the leader more than four months
I am so we don't know how good like you these guys probably think you should bang bang like please
Well, if it's based off my Q, it doesn't make sense, but I just thought, I don't know, like, shit.
Um, the star system might need an overhaul, but perhaps I faced a skill issue.
I would rate this game a 7 out of 10.
I agree.
And that's just for a demo.
It's too long since you've received the game for free, but I didn't receive the game though. It's a demo.
It's a demo, yeah.
So, got the game for free?
No, no, no.
Because when it comes out, it'll still say you got the game for free, and it's going to look like an advertisement.
I'm actually mad that it's mixed.
That's one of the first reviews of a game that I actually made.
Is it because of some AI shit?
If it is, it worked.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No one complained about AI.
Reviews are bad.
People are bad.
Interesting.
Yeah, I think people just aren't good at video games and they just complain.
That's why they have to play like the Hell Divers and stuff.
And then they play Arc Raiders with no PVP and get into no PVP.
Yeah, they probably have fucking spider settings on for arachnophobia and stuff like that and
fucking like they're full sand dotted or they could have fucking foam pads and a helmet
and fucking knee pads and shit, full protection of shit.
Motion blur cranked all the way to the max to 100%.
And they had fucking Neil Druckman fucking kick in, giving 25 U options to change the
the game so they fucking suit their needs like fucking bitch asses I can't
believe it. Have you ever seen that before? The last of us are studying that before?
No.
Oh look at that shit.
It's insane.
Chat is this is all the menu which I I've heard what it's called it
Alone it is good at this as a little but
The first one for the deal
The grab and are we laughing at blind people now alone, what do I know? No, no, no, no, that's not the problem
There's no it's it's in the difficult settings is it?
like I
I don't even understand it.
No, no, no, no, it's not, it's not, it's the difficulty.
Am I wrong?
Like, I'm pretty sure you can break that, you can make the game so dumb it's like, bricked.
Like, did you see the final puzzle got solved on Re9?
Bindful don't care? I mean, actually they care.
What?
I feel like I'm moving on next topic.
You want to play in Greek?
Yeah, sure.
I'm down.
I want to walk into the server a little bit.
Dude, look at this.
Dude, look at my screen.
I'm looking.
Tell me that's not insane.
They can change every part of the game's difficulty, one at a time.
See, that is like baby mode stuff though.
Like, they needed not do this because then people are going to start getting used to this and it just ruins the game.
Like, you're just not playing it how the dev intended it, it's just ass.
Who care? I care, I don't know why.
It actually hurts you in a way you don't even know.
The more options you have, the less fun you have.
We all know why.
Take for example, Dark Souls.
The other one doesn't give a fuck.
If you're fucking, if you're missing three legs,
if you're fucking, if you're, if you're blind,
if you're fucking, if you have a difficulty,
if you have foot pedals, it claps your cheeks regardless.
They don't care.
They don't give a shit.
And I mean it's a frequency of mid-
And people love the game.
Dynamic checkpoints is what,
whatever, I don't give a shit anymore.
I'm just gonna mind because I'm still alive.
Well the thing is, is like,
think of the any percent that is set all that shit to like super easy and what
they just walk past everything like the whole game is something that yeah yeah
I mean everything is game when we have all the stuff off it's insane it's like
it's like the game is just trawling I remember seeing a video about it no
I mean, launch, dude. I'm not making a call to re-join.
Yeah, I'm not.
Yeah, all something.
Yo. Watch avoiding the puddle. The last of us.
Yo.
Yo.
Yeah, yeah
That blood yes up
Hmm imagine if it was game I fell asleep we're complaining right now. I want to join. Yeah, sure
talk about the biggest difficulties going on right now
I'm finally welcoming this Harry Jugglaga
Oh, get it
Killing, whatever, and boots, tits, Captain Mack, Cody, Peter, and Cory
Okay
Let's click Future, right?
And get up
Alright, I gotta go
Why he's blind?
What the?
Get it
press circle button to drop from ladder
I'm not gonna hit on that
I'm just gonna go
find a way to hate is always fun
the game is echo locating like you're in a fucking submarine and shit
perfect
yeah 7 out of 10
6,000
Nice
NICE
That is good
Crick
Uh...
I don't remember the server that I even did this on
What is it called?
I just wanna play, uh, uh, here's my patient, uh, our, our little craft is what they do or what?
Yeah
Yeah
I'm gonna put the server so it has super ram
But I don't know if he has a word but, uh, um...
I don't think it's a word, I don't think it's a word
I don't think it's a word
Okay, dude, do that again, I was gonna...
We heard you the first time man
Did you know wait? I can't Ramboost for the next eight days. I actually got scammed. Why did I pay for that?
Right cool
Well, I mean boost how to do
Boost like a five dollar thing
Yeah, there was like a five dollar thing and I thought it was like every day you could do it
But I have to wait eight days if I can boost right up like what okay today
We need to make a plan though. We need to pull up a note pad and actually a plan what we're doing though
You know I'm saying
Yeah, it's careful.
Oh, gee.
Yeah.
My boy.
My boy.
Classic.
That's a brother classic.
My boy.
Have you ever played with a brother before?
It's absolutely abysmal.
He plays with bass or whatever.
And they say my boy twice per sentence.
It is impossible.
My boy.
i am spawned in the town by the way that is destroyed
yes that's the basic that
apparently we need to mine, we need to mine for crystals of arts
and make a farm, i think we should, okay
how about we do a boring segment
where we make an underground farm
and underground mine
yes
i've actually been waiting for that, that's what i want, that's like the fun
part of Minecraft for me
is the might like mining in well it's a lot more fun and fucking die on on
on repeat
he's right he's right because you always think always gonna be following
explore and
you know just fucking dying back and back
yeah he's right
second one G second one G agree
agreeing agree on you know
okay yeah well I got uh...
Yeah well I'm loading in now and let's get this
But I just agreed with him
Guys I forgot
I remember I looted TNT last time
We could bomb the whole place to make a farm easier
Oh yeah yeah we should do that
Cause I don't even know where our base is at
I mean I'm assuming you guys got zero progression right?
Oh zero
No we popped
Oh yeah
Oh yeah I forgot what you want to like
Yeah I mean we did pretty good actually
We went pretty far down
We have a base
Yeah
All right, so let me why I don't pick taxes right so why am I here I thought what am I
loose yeah
So what am I liking finally finally we're playing this I can't even boost the server
and i'm out of money so wait you can't lose it's over
now
right wait wait what what you need to be server
it was a lot of it
kept with it for the next eight days
well i think that i mean if i give you a little bit
uh...
cdc like ten grand
Oh my god, it's free chicken.
No, I really can't.
Like, that's why I did this, because there was no way to do it without...
Remember how I fucked up the poster?
You can't pay any money?
No, you can't.
I picked the worst hosting thing, I'm telling you.
And it was recommended, like, on the front thing for this.
It was like, use this.
So I did.
And it was just terrible.
I could save the world, actually, hold on.
Fuck, man, I wish I was smart, dammit.
It's not in the bunker.
XD.
On the levels, is it?
volume to loud
The last looks in the dimension about how do you go the dimension though like how do you go there?
I'm not gonna do that. Oh
My is at the bunker storage
Bro, they just tried asking me for donations. Hold on.
What am I hearing?
It's me. Don't fuck this up, please.
Do not fuck this up.
I found a method.
Are you cheating, motherfucker?
First of all, don't call me motherfucker, motherfucker.
Alright, alright, I'm not bad. Bitch-ass.
Really? So we're gonna fucking start today. We've just got on.
Okay. I'm here. So what were you doing?
I was killing a monster.
Yeah, we can't spend money. Like, I can't even just spend money.
What? You can't? You cannot? Rambles?
No. No, like, no, I can't. I can't spend money. Like, they don't want money?
What?
Just give me your mommy.
Jack, why did you boost it?
I mean, don't we have a dev in the chat, Loser?
You give all grades to the rather.
Yeah, I did.
And I paid for it.
And it's a sense you've recently boosted your RAM.
The server is now on cooldown.
You must wait eight days, four hours before boosting your RAM again.
Like what?
Anxious artifact?
Wait, I got XP I can teleport back to base, should I?
Skill issue.
Uh...
Jack, can I open the box now with this?
What?
Okay, so you just literally ignored me.
What did you just do?
Hold up.
Okay, so...
No, no, no, don't bring it.
What are you doing?
Ask support and they'll allow it. Read it.
They literally never responded to my first tweet.
It says, Vicious, treasure amongst the topographer,
found an ancient main chef in cities, only sold in prison condition.
Use everyday iron ingots or a pair.
Paper prio support.
Yeah, I'm trying to do it right now, hold up.
I
Mean what do they do 20 70 25 grand
Okay, we need to be high level enough in in mining
All right, you want it to be the max?
Yeah
Okay, if we're doing the max you have to send me $50,000. No, you have to send me $200
$145
I got you now. I just
Yeah, well, I mean I could do that. Hold on. What's bunk? What's bunk?
Yes, I'm home
Yes, I made it home to the base. You know that okay, so you know the place that's all destroyed Jesse. That's actually where our base is
on G
That's not good
This is good because I made a hole under so well our loot is
And here comes again and it fucking begins
Thanks.
Tank sex for the stream. Got a 106. Watch Streetcar and next QCL.
Nice, a bokeh.
I'm just going to get to mining honestly I'm just going to just do the brown work and
that's just how it's going to be.
Diggy diggy hole dig in a hole dig in a hole.
Chats are my hands all gone?
Nope they're not.
Down down blah blah blah.
Wait.
Oh my god your voice is like an angel.
Yes
Well, I'm gonna go on base before I need to go home though
My god, I'm supposed to go up. I can do my legs are broken it
Can you tell Jesse that I love him
it's gonna love to see you wow
I get that often really yeah now the house away the whole thing I got the
mad risk to I don't even give a fuck no that's all right I just don't care
don't play with them I just stopped playing with me I got you so much a lot
I'll try to find the boss.
That's just what I do.
That's what it is.
Let's see here.
Five minutes out.
Yeah.
You gotta do the- it won't even let me change off of my PayPal
I can't even use my card
You have to send me money now
I'm just playing
Right fucking now, 20,000
It's 100 grand, it's 100 grand
Wait, actually?
No, it's 150 bucks
Uhhh...
Plus a tip, because he is doing it
Give me your pepelling
Yeah, I mean at least...
At least 100 grand
get a good look at that
do you have a better opinion than me?
uh...
well do you mean to link mine as well?
no, absolutely not
bristle bitch
try to hear a quick lick-skies
yeah
that's not happening, I don't know my watch
not on my watch, boy
okay, so then
I can't even go fucking home any more
People that sounds like a skill issue because I made it home
Well, I the singular one place in the entire server that costs extra to go and I cannot get I cannot go home anymore
What's your last name again?
Felix dude, just leave it you put out I
Did I sent it in here?
Years, I'll do this
I have been on this either, that's why, but it's the only thing safe and I can't move it,
I can't change it to my cart, it just doesn't let me.
Every time I try to click it, I have one second to try to type it.
Transfer, uh, no.
It's what you do what you do.
It's 145.
Yeah, but you do what though?
Send request?
No, you do send money, type my email, yeah, you type my email, click it, send 50,000.
Wait dude, I can't do that.
That's insane.
No.
I'll give you a thousand USD and deal with it.
What?
Wait, me next.
Fine, I'll deal with this fuck.
What?
Does it get it?
Fine.
I'm checking right now.
He's just gonna...
Yeah, cause you have to do it multiple times.
No?
today
now how do I get xd out of this town
this town, oh I remember I killed the horses
that's a singular spell, not too bad
do this town, I really don't like it, it's so lonely
it gives you really bad vibes
good work Sencha
noot it
Yeah
Now all we are left with is
Yeah, low key see if you can make it back I'm gonna get killed by the spinners
Are you talking about spins, too?
make it back the jungle welcomed me the jungle
oh it's worth doing in the trees they don't forget they remember everyone
it's not working but I figured this out
I don't know what it means but I think it's an aftermarket
somebody made space for me like that the vines reach out
they reach out not away to a wall
I guess this shit is gonna feel so smooth
You cannot upgrade or downgrade because an upgrade or downgrade is already processed.
What?
I might have just charged my account like 10 times.
Dude, that's not...
No, I didn't go through it all.
No.
well his money will go back to what I have the money I have the money is it is
it guys another place I'm dying
I'm at home what is that they said I blew it on door to ask already like oh
come on bro yo I don't understand it dude there is no
There's a monster at home and it clapped me.
Okay, bro, we are having a sitch.
Why does the water give them money?
Why don't we just accept money and give us, like, what the fudge it?
I don't know.
Hold on.
I installed the entire map.
Okay, I'm leaving this fucking hosting thing. What's the good hosting chat?
Oh, well, I'll just ownership again, right?
So he's saving I think he's saving the map, right? Yeah, I saved everything wait wait wait wait wait wait wait when did you save it?
Essential mod apparently wait save it wait is it too late to save it again?
No
Hey, he means I'm pebble host
Yeah, that was Roger's idea.
Well, by a sec toasting, you just lost a customer. Goodbye.
Leave a review.
I'm dying again.
Guys, why is there a fucking thing at home?
I'm not going at a couple of hosts. That shit actually looked terrible.
Okay, here we go. He's a mess.
Guys, is this our real house, though?
No way we built here, right?
On top of lava like a bunch of fucking morons.
There is no way we did that, right?
Yeah, up here.
This is our house, remember?
It's downstairs.
Great.
You cannot build-
What?
Above lava.
What do you mean?
Help me get that, please.
I can't see him.
Please fucking help me, Grisha.
I can't.
Lover spawns monsters in his mother, like, thank you.
Yo, don't get my XP, man!
Man, quit fucking being greedy!
I'm dead and I lost all my XP!
You fucking dumbass!
I should have gone in the water!
Yo, I just had a fucking lick on that!
Give me my XP back now!
I need it though!
My cholesterol levels are going through the roof.
Wait, um...
Wait, um, wait.
Why am I spawned here?
Oh, you didn't take the weapon?
What do you mean?
The pigs are fighting back?
Are you kidding me? The pigs killed me!
Did you die the pigs? Dude, stop!
Okay, X, you're gonna have to fucking relax, okay?
Because you're pissing me off.
I just lost seven XPIs. Worked really hard for that.
I'm getting rolled up.
He died to his own...
Trendy fire what row why can we stabilize for like five seconds? Why are we always getting fucked on it?
We need to make a big you a good
When the word some mom no you build above a fucking love a pool man
Like why is our base in a pit of destruction why can't we just have a normal base man?
water on it
Wait, how where's the base?
This is fucking bad, this is so bad.
It ended up only costing 82 bucks.
No, it's fine.
I'm not playing anymore.
Really?
No, no, no, go, go, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Don't be weird like that.
What the fuck?
I'll do whatever you like.
Get to sucking.
Is that good, just single blade it?
We got a 32 gigabyte server, by the way.
How many?
32 is the max.
Dude.
Max win.
I think I need to put some charots.
OK.
Did you die to a sheep?
Great, I know you're trolling.
Can I have some of that chew, Ching?
No?
Okay. He could give his entire chatty-
Artifact!
Emma!
Still no?
Okay, I'll give you suck.
Still no?
Get premium support, hoi.
Wait, really? Can we get him in the call?
Yeah, he's drawn in the call.
He's chillin'.
Wait, I bet you're gonna roll us over back in.
No, I'll make a save, right, when you guys need it.
You sure?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, where's my backpack and all that and all my my stuff with my main
So how are they meant to know where the fuck your shit? No, I thought I had a gourd. Oh
It went downwards in the pit
No
Summits in the pit
Okay, I'll give you some xp. You need to relax. Please just relax for a minute. Please. I beg you. I actually beg today
Yeah, okay, I'll relax. I can't deal with it now
dude my causal levels are fucking spiking like crazy no no that's not what it is
that's your um the crystal like cholesterol okay I had a gourd here no
I could have sworn I had a gourd you're you're so lucky so lucky did you get all
my loot by the way that I dropped up here dude I didn't get shit I live on the
ground so go pick it up
paid all this money and I don't know how to sit well so you grab my XP and just
left all my I didn't grab the XP oh yeah you're gonna shit yeah that's what
I'm saying okay now I need a hoe and some dirt
dude we have so much dirt oh my god I'm about to make the biggest mother-sucking base of
farming we've ever seen much love feel excuse me get fish in as well they just build dog
shit no I need a hold of this no I ran I know no more
we do wait on it you know if you need a hoe just give me just try all right go on
I'm in apex hosting, hold on real quick, answer real quick, never mind.
That's right.
What?
Jesse, what happened?
I figured it all out.
Holy, teach us the ways.
So what I think is, I need four Walter Buckets, right?
Hey excuse me. Don't forget to prevent the termites at some insulation piping for the water
Roll teach plank into the four of us, but not least summon fish money
Chat to make it infinite water pool
Oh, I don't I go down tip of the week and I really had pretty sure
That's a delay that it doesn't need to do what?
The only thing I the only thing I need to know how to do is pretty much everything so like
all right, so
Do I ins?
Do I just install all the files from bisect and then upload into a what are you doing? I think we just play normal lucky
Okay
I actually started learning.
What the hell?
Dude, we have 1,337 player slots. I might have bought...
This one's crazy.
Hold up.
Wait, how do you make an axe if you don't have one?
Oh my god. It worked! I haven't got any water!
Okay, why would you do it right in the middle of our yonder?
No, it's not.
It's because we need water, because we need the water, man.
Sleep.
You ready for season four we just call it Jesse. No, no, okay, okay
You log out or please
No, I like it. I think so we're doing good. Okay. Okay. I was just
Jesus, why are you panicking? Okay? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
Oh.
Oh.
Does anybody have a brain in chat?
No.
Fuck.
I have a whole, we are in business chat,
we are in business.
Think I pick X.
RCM, I'm calling you, man.
I don't have any, I gotta make some.
What are you going to Arceum for?
Who the hell's Arceum?
That sounds kinda cool.
My editor.
My name is Arceum, the third.
Why is there like forever to dig this inch, I know.
What do you mean he's your editor?
I think you need light for this.
You need support me, you need supports.
Galaxy 485 Tito Galaxy 485 Spin.
He's adding your hairstyle, low key, if he's your editor.
Get a new one.
The termites.
We said that there was no termites on the center.
We really established that.
We need just we need to fix this whole area up we said build every house back up
Can we get some torches up in this puzzle please?
Guys.
There's a torches.
This torches in Flint.
No, no, no, I'm out of there.
It's useless.
What the?
trolled dude I imagine I'm a gay man
what happens you go green like I'm I'm this fucking close
wait is a greenhouse in this thing
uh oh for the monster that spawns it's called a curb
You might have a terurb, terurb, terurb,
X
Be so glad I love you, Chats
Wait, the torches aren't my ex
Do you not go outside?
It's unlit, and how do I lip them?
Oh, I need to put it in seal, right?
Mine is always a mess, I'm actually gonna get mad
My god
Oh my god.
And then lit.
And then I lit them, right?
Like this?
Bang!
I'm the goat.
Uh-oh.
Great place.
Great.
I can literally hear,
break please.
What?
Don't go outside.
I did not go outside for a while.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, what are you doing?
What have you done to my face?
I'm making a fucking farm you moron.
You didn't ask permission, you didn't extend this way.
Why not?
This is meant to be for the chicken farm.
Yo, they can coexist, just put it on the other side.
Who gives a shit? They don't need like an orientation.
I spent hours making this whole.
Oh, okay, dude. You know, you're not gonna show it out.
You know, I know you're not gonna show it out.
Fine.
You should download a skin for Steve.
There are tons of juicy ones on name can really
I'm not high level doing that for plant.
Any kumas Craig hasn't come home. Did you pull your exp?
The termites are outside Mankov. Oh, maybe I plant Malone
You know normal see me. What a melon. Did you say? Oh, dude, right? That's my favorite. I love water Malone
Yeah, yes my juice. So would you punch me on top of my head if I accidentally used my teeth?
I have to go to another village and young their season.
Great, great!
Help!
Help!
I'm on fire!
Help!
Help me!
Dada.
Oh my God you're the goat.
Wait I need the 6p.
Oh my God I'm on the whole floor and I'll be able to do the flying thing I want to do.
With the Karats.
Alright well there's X.
There's X me here.
Right here.
Bubble.
Oh that, oh that, those are so OPENING.
BANG! BANG!
We could make lava, we could make lava and then we could farm lava guys all day.
Um, wait, that's not even, that's not even an idea!
Yeah, I-
Wait!
Really?
That's not even stupid!
you I guess chat if you put slabs they won't able to shoot through right oh it's
not about it's not even it's a lot of guys
chat but wouldn't the lava be died though like we could add some lights the
wood I think I figured it all out on my own I'm gonna try to log in no help
from anybody that last river
holy
yo gree was down there
gree was down there
down where
be careful to the right side
it's a huge hole
master's got me working
day's never finished
someday master set me free
uh dot dot dot
what? it's a south park meme
you don't watch south park?
no, I actually watch that at the hotel the other day
at the Mr. Beast thing
oh my god
no way you went to the Mr. Beast thing
wait, seriously?
no, yeah
oh my god, oh my god
does that work right there or not?
fun game with friends like Jesse slash great
have you ever tried to do something by yourself about water
hey oh I can just do
little circles around right like this
like that like this
How'd you make arrows?
Holy shit, I'm doing it.
One of water reaches the shore out?
We need a chicken farm, bad.
9 9 1 water 9 by 9 which I isn't gonna dry don't you
dude my balls are primed right now you know when it's like like to like a day
you haven't showered and they smell really nice which I think it's gonna
look nice though no what if it's wait what
Well, what do you mean, well, you know exactly what I mean.
Chad, is it not going to look nice though, with like a little hole like this?
Okay, I just found some XP.
Please work.
Please.
What do you think Space? I mean, you're right, I guess.
i can put trap doors above the water
uh... what are you doing? uh... jize?
uh... the ftp file right now
doing some conversions
how much is nine by nine? that would be almost the whole room, right?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
So two more?
Seven, eight, nine, four on each other's water.
Please.
Great.
What?
It's too dark?
Yo, did you get in all that iron ignorance the other day?
Was it actually clutched?
Yeah, no.
Oh my god, I just remembered.
What was the thing that guy said we had to do on the other server?
Remember I had to change two settings?
I think it's automatically done by the way.
Nah, it's not.
I don't miss one.
Do you guys remember his name?
Can I just look up his chat logs?
When you die, his NPA is on screen.
I'd never die.
Fuck.
I mean, okay.
I mean, that's just cap.
We need to make lanterns, I think they're going to lift more.
So what if I put a glowstone under the spot?
Is it going to look nicer?
It's got it.
It'll be expensive though.
Uh-oh.
No, Robin.
Don't worry.
I'll fix it.
No, Wabbit.
Don't worry, I'll fix it.
Bang.
Wait, what do I need to do?
Uh-oh.
Try to get a torch.
You cannot use a lit, Chet?
Chet, you cannot use a lit?
Oh, that's an A.V.G. just there tomorrow, okay?
Okay, I'm gonna final-
It's not-
What?
What?
Through a wolf?
Help me.
Uh-oh, help me, help me, help me.
He went through the wolf.
Oh my God.
So explain why you brought this here.
Just, just, just, why we do the process
of why the fuck would you bring that shit here?
I don't understand what you're doing, Shennan.
Please don't yell at me.
Oh, I'm doing it.
Dude, check his orc!
Please, Mr. Q, please don't yell at me.
Just the...
The village gives tortures to steal them, okay, yeah?
I need you to, at least...
bright of the area before we die
holy english bright up the area
holy
bright up the area, yeah, I'm brighting it, bright it up
I'm, I'm chuckling
your mic isn't picking any of that up
Yeah.
Like, oh, he's trying to work and make this sort of playable
thrust so we can actually progress into the game.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm trolling the game.
I'm flying Groozo 3.
OK.
Now we need to get...
You know what I'm doing, though?
I'm low-key, like, cooking.
Yeah, I actually like that, thank you.
We need that.
Now, what we do is herbs to plant.
Can you guys go to the villages and get me this hat?
Or an A?
Chow, what if you plant trees in the other side of the AXP?
Maybe, maybe, maybe we go to bed a little bit, no?
No, because I want to farm some mobs out there and get AXP.
After I do this.
Any level 6 in cooking for this?
We're going to farm mobs now.
It might work, this is my last test. If not, I'll just die.
Nah, I'm doing it. You're too young.
I'm in bold meals, though.
Four glowstone dust, anybody's fair though.
The old glowstone dust is actually ready to get in this game.
Oh, dude, I can't live in the cave anymore. It's getting to me.
Get me outta here!
I'm putting these like like a little lamppost at the top, see that?
Oh what Mike?
Yeah that is...
It's nice though, no?
Yeah, you've just cooked.
Really?
Yes, this is amazing.
I wish it wasn't like, um, I wish it was a better ore though, like the dirt makes
it look a little bit ugly, but that'll do for now.
Okay, I mean I'm about to get some real torture now, so I'll watch out.
I got you.
You're doing really well.
You want something?
You'll have it.
Hello.
Oh my god, he teleports, careful.
like nice x like why can't we just get to pieces for like like just like five
seconds like a five people were at home and like wow I'm at home this is fun
Where will they our cheeks ran through like
Where did you go I'm out
Okay, I need to go get some stuff there. Oh they have stuff I can steal it
These are real torches.
Are you just pillaging your shit?
I don't have to work or anything.
Yeah, I can't get it to work.
We're gonna have to get out of the clock. Whatever. I'm just showing you the other thing.
Yonk.
Alright, I'm not playing.
Fuck this game, man.
It's so difficult.
What it say? It's doing the whole thing where it doesn't work, you know?
What about that?
Like, the console isn't moving and everything, so I don't know.
Yeah, I just chopped it, but I just can't help it.
I just, I don't know, I'm just dumb and I just play golf and stuff, dude, I don't know.
I couldn't even add earlier ever like I was having a hard time with adding. Oh, yeah
After TVT one time, that's it, okay
I'm cooking it really hard out of that. It doesn't look like it right now
But you get to trust me. I'm cooking up. Oh, you're back. You're playing the game now. Hey, man. Yeah, I'm here. Yeah
Like a night. Oh
I think you're gonna
Yeah, that's what you see. This is it. This is how we pop up.
Great. I'm just going to do it. Okay, wait. No, just go to, just go to our cave. Just
go to our basement. Please stay back. I'm trying. I'm tomorrow. I'll have it all
I keep punching him away for me, you know?
No we just handled that though.
We really handled it.
What?
How much money did you get for this?
I got none, it was all you.
I got none either.
Cool.
I mean.
I got literally zero, I got not even a singular one.
There's the loot by the way.
Chat, do Denisor's...
The sun got the last hit?
No.
Oh shit.
This is just sad.
We'd better get XT for this or I'm actually just gonna cry.
How long is it taking?
We're halfway.
Got it.
How much?
Dude.
Like, I thought we have a level.
Ah, it's not good at all.
Alright, where's the loot at so I can hear up?
Oh, it's in the other town. This is not where we're at right now. There's a different town down here.
Okay.
I
All right, let me teleport over there
Yo, sir, how you doing?
over here
Tomatoes, I like school is like I saw
Right in here buddy, dude, we're gonna get tomatoes
cozy, huh?
This is cool. This is called the goon chamber
a mine shaft guys we're guys guys this is insane this spot here is crazy wait
why don't we just build here it's all pre-built we're not moving again okay
well yeah that's get out of your head right now cuz it's too much
I'm gonna go plant my stuffer 60 years XTC kill now as you can see the button
so you're not you're not gonna help us out with uh like making some oh no
cuz that's what helps yeah well I don't have any yeah like we full reset so I am
new right now I'll get there check wait then the flight let give me a second I
got you let there be lights how about now that work
Oh no, the water.
One, two, three, four.
Can we be playing for 20 days?
We haven't played for 20 days.
XQCL.
That works.
Dude, my phone is cooking.
Nice, you only need the one water. Yeah, barely if it's not my name
Is this something I learned back in the day my used to go hardcore
You could put one of these on top barely after in the shows light levels that I
Think I fucked that up
Yeah, I fucked it up you got put the water back in there six seven sorry
Dude, I mean
What?
It's fine hold on
Microps are gonna die
Just give me a sec. Let me walk in here real quick
What did you do with my
I'm trying to do something good, and I just I'm fucking everything up
No, I literally get it
I'm trying man. Just keep trying. I'll give it another shot
Okay
What the fuck are you doing you just told me to try again this
Shit, okay, just give me it. Just give me one minute
I can chisel stone and make a stone. What the fuck is that?
I don't know. I just did it. I just did it and then you break the top and then you do this
And now look how clean that looks
All right, so Jesse you didn't do anything
He must him now. I know I was literally embarrassed. I just tried to get myself out of the situation
I thought I did pretty well doing that, I don't know, let's see, I'm lit torched, let me put a couple of these around, alright, let's see, do we have any with it all?
Chad, do we need Bolmiel at all?
Okay so we need to erase some water, how many water, is that?
Can you do me one favor and read what it says on your space star?
Stop rockin' me buddy
it's pizza like actually why am I not getting XP from hitting I own you're
not high enough level mining dude job about a fence though
It's called what it's got a wall.
Maybe a couple stone wall.
Is this the boss of the tower right next to me with a blue eyeball?
I'm ready.
I'm not gonna aggro him because I think he explodes everything oh my god I cooked
yes okay wait I cooked harder good shit I'm getting trees right now for the boys
I need more what more stone
Hey, I saw
What are you doing great mining mining nice
So what I need y'all to do is to mine a little bit and get our spot.
I got us a bunch of wood, sir.
No, don't go in, sir, it could be an animal even, like what the fuck are you doing?
But you were giving me orders.
No, no, I wasn't.
Did I do that?
No, he was being a team leader and he was just giving you a suggestion and others
Yeah, yeah, I'll change the vibe
I'll change the vibe up, yeah
I'm bringing the wood, bitch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay
That'll be much better
Let's go back to what we were doing before then, fuck it
Huh?
For that
We're trying to do a SpongeBob laugh
Sir, excuse me, may I please welcome a flight to a single place, sir?
No, Ash, not bad, eh?
Not bad, not bad.
What's up, motherfuckers?
You know what, you're mine.
Dead woman makes up for it.
Chat, I think it's ugly.
You're a chat.
Like, chat, this is actually ugly.
Oh!
Dude!
Don't say that.
I'm not a fan of it.
I liked what everyone was doing before.
We need to sort our chests out. Yeah, I know. Wait.
I checked meow meow meow meow meow any retards, retards in.
What's going on? Why is there a puppet in here? Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
Oh, you're making a word, okay. Cutting what?
What?
My bad, I got mad for no reason, I apologize.
She's quite young, I guess.
Dude, why's your cholesterol fucking crazy?
My heart is all crazy.
Alright, can you guys do my farm plays while I'm gone?
I need to go get some levels and shit.
Have you eaten today?
I did.
Actually, I didn't.
What did you eat?
I had a sandwich.
Cool.
What type of sandwich?
There's a dag wood, it's hard.
Bear.
Dude, thank you. I hear that really badly, man.
Yeah.
How do I maintain your plants if I don't have the bubbles?
Do I get the bubbles for maintaining it?
Oh, yeah.
Alright, bet.
Wow.
What
No, there's no water what what up like you get it bad
Is that work, I don't know let's see though if you see any of them turn
Bring it bring it. Why would they die?
It's an old version of the game, apparently.
Oh, OK.
All right, I will watch this.
Goodbye.
Chat, does more light equals faster growing or is it
cactus?
Oh, someone's saying carpet.
One above.
Trab dorn to the seed level.
I might have cocked hold up
There I go
Now just ban him. Aha. I did it
We're doing
No, I did it. I did it right. I did it right
Yeah, I got it. I did it nice. I just had to put it against the ceiling bang
Can I put a carpet on top? No
Here's the get some dirt while I'm gone and be really nice. I'm gonna put the wood back in the oven
Okay, or in the home
Alright, I'm gonna go get Stone.
You guys, we are progressing!
Like...
You know?
Yeah, we are.
It went to we can make good gear like good armor and like kill dragons and stuff.
It's gonna be epic.
Yep.
Not wrong.
Beautiful.
Is this good?
That's it.
Oh no, I'm in hell.
I'm shoving my dick into this pumpkin.
What?
It's too low?
Let's see how durable it is.
that's it oh now I'm having my dick into this part it's too long let's see how
durable it is wow wow wow wow wow wow
have you seen the cave systems yeah yeah I just saw one right now look cool
gobble face I gave you one
oh my god I found diamond
it's useless for much anyway
yeah it's talk shit bro
you have to talk shit
yeah go ahead and hit the beat real quick
What do you mean it's dirt with dirt?
Oh, you said dirt and I'm getting rocks, huh?
Cheese are you?
Yeah, hold on. I got this
There's a witch in here
Wait, no, no, I can I can I'll be friend of either hat. Can you say I lost that actually?
It wasn't a witch. It was a there's another chest. It was a demon goyle. Oh, yes
Yeah
Yeah, I'm pretty symmetrical, so I'm trying to do it now.
Actually, mining is a quite good consistent way of getting XP.
Yeah, I mean, we need level mining though.
We don't even have levels in any.
I have mining, a level 9 or 10.
I think we do a lot of trapper and just to love over and over again chat drop
and thoughts of that or what dragon in the steady belly it's patched if they
patched it see dragons I forgot my other base but I don't know what was the
way point the goal that note that do I
bed
and then a plant though it's dark time
outside and I don't have a bed maybe I
can make one now hold up see that the
potato in the greenhouse the village
Okay, I'll do that.
The fuck is this?
What the fuck? God, I'm on this.
This is great.
Good one.
Actually, just for the first time in the village, yeah, but there's none of that though.
You have a board?
Oh no!
Hey, say can you welcome me to the jungle plaza?
Dude, it really needs that much life, right, chat?
Chat, it needs that much, right?
okay then I'm gonna go on the trace of season it's dark time I want to make a
bed tired but I don't have a bad I have three animals I gotcha yes yes yes
yes queen yes yes everybody tonight good night come on man I kind of want to
time the mob's at the Greek buster
okay don't call me a buster
the middle of the wall go next to the other stuff really
all right i'll move it later it's fine
all you make a shovel
we have no sticks who made all the wood
uh... over here
i put it in the mail chest
hey we need to sort our chests
i know dude you're telling me
does i think there's a but
yet one out for your feelings
but i don't know
as well as it is
what
did a crazy spider thing outside of a just camping
is it
yet yet yet
walk at the end of the
oh my god that's crazy
what was it a paper
help me
No.
I die.
This is just sad.
Oh my god.
Don't bring in here!
Shut up!
Who are you talking to?
Nice.
Seriously though.
Your bitch ass.
Problem?
Oh, Yora.
Ow, my face!
Help!
Got him.
Here you are.
Help!
Where?
Where is the lady?
What am I doing?
Helping you!
You just got me killed.
I lost all this xp.
You pick it up.
Do not pick up my xp.
What are you doing up here?
Why are you not fucking helping me?
Why are you not fucking helping you useless fucking prick it you prick it?
The way you pull up the prick work
Do it just said Rick are you gonna my shit not getting back? I mean I mean that's not that will go you're gonna do it, right?
Okay, come on your stuff your stuff's all up here. Where? Oh, this is
Greek shit. I'll grab it. Do you do grab my XP?
I actually see that she was already gone. X, did you take my XP?
Guys, both the fairy and give her a name and then prisoner please.
X I got your stuff here down here down here
how do I imprison though is it with a boat yeah with a boat and drive her down to enter
like a graver and and thank you who's got who's got who's got um who's got the thing
that I had to oh I died to a grill does it grow in her face oh my fucking god again
I I jelly cannot I like this this is a stop as a stop when I have a grew in the base, so I don't know
Who's got my pickaxe?
Yeah, pickaxe boom done. No, no, no, not the shit one. I had a metal one iron one. Why you can use that?
Yes, I can use them. I
Don't know if you guys understand there's a grew outside. Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to make a shield like it'll fight it
I mean
Yeah
a good pickaxe where no no no you're fucking pickaxe dude I give you like a
millionaire and where's it all I can't even use irons I don't have it no I used
on armor
Okay, first I do a tower shield, right?
Then an iron tower shield, yeah?
Then it's silver.
I can't name tag the names, by the way.
It won't let me.
I don't have silver.
You lied about the name tag.
Okay, no, no, that's not true.
You absolutely can name tag the name tagger, 100%.
try it. What happens if you name Tycho? Oh, if you didn't do it fine. We have one of those.
Oh, there's one up the watch. You need building a little second for that. Oh, okay, well,
Oh, there's the crew!
It's not a crew though.
Oh, then that's not- there's something else out here.
Like my song?
Where?
Where?
I don't know, I guess he's drunk.
It's the opposite of crew, my boy.
I'm going to go get some dirt.
I'm going to go farm for Oz, is that it, is that it?
Is that Oz?
Wait, I hear a dragon.
Oh my god there's a dragon, there actually is a dragon.
Oh!
These do not bring it here.
No, no, it's a different town, different town.
I think it's one layer deep.
Different town moron.
There's a skeleton outside the base that has arrows that explode like creeper.
There, loot is element.
Oh my god, they're full of loot.
I think I'm dragging this.
Bunch of noobs.
Oh my god, scarlight!
That's good, right there!
Oh my god!
I'm done it.
I'm done it.
I'm done it.
Scarlighter.
I'm trying for my pilot.
I hope we make it home safe by three children beside me.
Boo.
Boo.
Boo.
I can't believe it.
That I just got that scar light and bronze and the budget good heels. I popped off
I'm a bit I carry the get our shoulder. We can't use those. Oh, I should I wait till you see what I got
interesting
How do you like the torches by the way, uh, you put up you put them in inventory with a crafting with the
Off-limits to check out that's a good people that
I have two stacks of dirt
It's been four hours. What have you got? Two stacks of dirt. I mean apparently we needed
it though. I'm gonna build, I'll start building this. I got a good idea. And for him talking
slight burn just a little bit of a burn just a little bit just a little bit that's
what he gets
X is back, I hear him.
I think it's just anyone know how long Jesse's contract was extended for.
This guy said we're snitching?
No, you're not your band, peace.
I'll somehow get yelled at for doing this by the way, somehow.
How do you die to a scarecrow, bro?
Bro, please come help me.
Can you help me?
Just come down here.
I'm building a farm, man.
You need to get the scarecrows because we need to scare the crows on our farm.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like Chad crows.
You don't get scared easily, you need that one.
Also, can you get that diamond we need it really bad right now?
60
Okay, sorry, I had to answer the text. You guys okay?
Wait, I get anything.
F3EG, 2G.
I'll get it.
Chat.
What the fuck am I doing?
F3T.
Dude!
Chat, what is it doing when I rub my headphones?
Dude, what the fuck is happening?
Oh, playback.
Hold on.
Yo.
Discord?
No.
My driver like last time cooked.
My driver like last time cooked
Chow was a fix of that
You remember how they last time
Guys it was a command store doesn't open it
I'm not going to call anymore.
Hello? Yeah, I don't hear them anymore.
Okay, chat. Yes.
So he's been ahead of me. He's done my order of errors.
Oh, there's a USB in here, can I get it again?
Hello?
Yeah.
Hello.
Oh wow, fixed it.
What's up?
No, I'll ask you to get my game again.
Wait, who took my...
Are we joking right now?
Dude, dude, I almost fell like this.
Or when I fell like this.
I know myself.
Like, I hate this shit.
Like, why is Mido so bad?
Oh, it's because of my intimacy.
Oh, my God. Okay, I'm good now. I'm all good.
If you took all this stuff out of the crafting table when I was making my house.
Oh, man.
I don't know. I gotta go explore a little bit.
Okay, give it back.
Can we see the first gas or not?
I have any of that, come on.
Reaper.
Don't let her hit you.
Easy. Good night.
I call middle.
Quick, quick.
It's like a ring, it's because of my thing.
See what I did here?
No.
Look at the farm.
You cooked.
You need water though, it's 4x4 per thing.
I just don't got the smarts for that kind of stuff that I'll give it a shot
Well, I thought it was that, it was friendly.
So.
Chad, did I hear my boyfriend or was it?
Oh.
Yeah, there. Let's try to find some sort of way to progress this
Yeah, I'm gonna keep updating the the farm and stuff. That's my goal right now. I figured it out my goal
I'm a farmer. They have a few eggs now as well. So we'll start the chicken farmer soon. I think we want to do chicken farm, right, Greek?
Yep.
All right, I'll be with that task or not.
The furnaces
I'll check out, check out, check out, check out, check out.
Which one's though?
The right.
There's good armor in the chest?
What good armor?
We don't have an Ebble.
No, no, no, check out the mineshaft, remember?
It's right here.
So where is it?
Left.
Where?
Interesting.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
No use last night.
Do you mind welcoming me to the jungle?
No again?
Okay, well I know you hear this.
Can I get a welcome possibly to the jungle?
Welcome me by any chance to the jungle?
May I get a welcome to the jungle?
They'll be inactive with this shit.
Oh, I can snuggle you right.
Yeah, we could do it, maybe.
Okay, we're guessing here it comes.
I don't-
Wait, wasn't that right Albert?
Well, I see you
Yes, what armor does nothing in this game?
Should the red armor?
Yeah, you got a bandage all the time in the bail in the village. Oh, yeah, I'm with that
Um Chad this village is that good about it
I think I found a dungeon, I guess Nice, sweet
What do you mean a dungeon?
I don't know, this is going to sketch you I think it's a jail
I'm being arrowed it's a real village watch out we're gonna open that
It's blocked.
Yo, that's not bad at all.
I can definitely use some stuff, use some stuff here.
I mean, I kinda got lucky with this loot. It's not too bad.
Well, emeralds are free?
Let me get that.
I mean, I'll get you if you want it.
The trade to start so what is this?
Guys, what do you guys need to level up mining in so I can get these resource rates a little bit?
Yeah, what level do you need? I've already got level 10.
Like 16 in it. Yo!
What is this place chat?
Oh my god.
Okay.
This is good.
How do you...
I
I'll be able to use this weapon chat because it's a two-hander.
Guys, I am scared as fudge.
It's very snowball-y.
As soon as you get, like, better gear than you level up more than...
You can backpacks.
Should I be popped now?
Am I dead?
Don't die, don't die, don't die!
NO!
Fucking grew his inner base!
How did a grew get in the base?
Biasic.
Fucking grew every single time.
Fucking grew every single time!
Can I kill it with like a wall and kill it through it?
I'm not playing! I can't do this anymore! I got killed by a thing!
I just grew in our base. There's a grew in our base.
Just want to explain why there's a grew in our... fuck, I'm getting spawn camped.
Oh my god.
I killed a lion.
Chat, what do I level up?
Do I continue to level up farming?
I think we need mining.
Yeah, we're in mine to level 8 at least.
I'm getting real scared I'm in a really weird town I think it's a prison
you're going to jail I am in jail
Oh no. Missed a door?
It's Pupu.
Yuck.
Who stole my iron pickaxe? Does someone steal your iron pickaxe?
I got it.
Oh Lord, this is so stressful. This is just too stressful this game.
Why is there a bunch of lions in these stupid house, man?
Yeah, that should all work now, right?
Yes.
I broke the watermelon, but I wasn't high enough to hold a break, I guess.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I broke the watermelon, but I wasn't high enough level to break it, I guess.
Could everybody get farm lines for a living?
How much XP do you get from them?
It's not bad.
I'm gonna go out right now too, and I just need to get enough.
I gotta get level 2 farming, because I gotta go kill one Skelly.
Oh, a group!
Why do they keep spawning in our base?
There's a group right outside.
Spawning on the other side, though.
Now is not the time to be grueling. Like, just go.
No!
I'm scared chat
chat the lower one can he go to the bottom you think
Yo, that's a really good xD though, that's a really good xD.
The chat locked me.
Give me two slabs.
Ah!
Stop lying to him.
Chad, what is hitting me?
Oh my god, being in this cave is making me go crazy.
Guys, one of these things is that you can expet all of them and continuously dump your
Actually every time, and our XG losses are crazy.
We don't really realize it, it's bad, bad.
Okay.
I
Can drink some water a mr. Count is we the drug folks we're outside care
And I decided we used to read the word drug
In a certain way right we do it was a drug. It's like some like a recreational like
like usually negative thing like oh yeah it's on drugs they also say like you
drug up a thing of seaweed out of the water say that too where's the water in
a stupid ass town
What's the best weapon?
Water-Burning Potion?
Wait, I think I'm about to die.
Do you want any string, Jesse?
Uh, no, but if you put wool, you can turn it straight.
Where's the water?
Um, you got any grapes?
the soup
yeah there's more here
fire
thank you
from shakalaka on the floor
we're making drinks on right water
can we enchant us still
i don't want to be
yeah you can but i feel like xp is so important
That's the reason these these prisoners have no water
Got it
You're going to be so impressive oh my god, dude, I've been doing crazy shit
good job dude what I'm thinking of myself who something a weird but not
are you I mean you do I mean I know it's pretty bad yeah
Okay, so then there's there's some chests in there right that has some cool stuff for that I want
Check is this nice good to have as a one-hander with the shield
I don't think I'm allowed to break the chest with this
What's this?
Wait, the game changer, I can go, I can go loot the stuff now, Jack?
What's this?
Oh boy.
Oh shit, give me some of that.
Jack?
I can collect it to the spot last time we went to and loop the stuff on a
Hey, classic.
Not worth it, okay?
Okay.
Boomerang.
I'll keep the OB.
Okay, this is Iron.
There we go.
What was in here?
Who must rank?
Sweet!
I think I'm going to be able to get to the jungle, or else I'll be able to get to the
jungle.
Excuse me, welcome me to the jungle. Or, for hell's sake.
Maybe I have a way?
Yeah, I mean it's a blight. It blights are incredibly strong. I mean, what can you do?
Say the spider. What's another weakest mob in the game?
Yo, one of them. Yeah.
Thanks for coming. You're doing it quick.
Uh oh.
I'll get it, that one is not even a fucking blight though!
You just killed it, let me go go back, yeah, uh, yeah I got it, uh, a spider is one of
the weakest mobs in the game, and it should be easy to kill, yeah that's what it does.
I'm lucky what I'm lucky
No
The guns to my shed I
Just off the levels 30 30. Yeah, maybe that's what they get. That's not good
That is not good. I don't know I
Need XT now
So I'm gonna get it I'm actually mad
You could be mad and bald though just think of the positives you're not even bald
That would suck
What's my axe actor
Yo, what's my axe?
where's his axe Greek um hey grok where is his axe
Where they put the fucking accent?
Okay.
Both poop.
I'm over it. Let's just get out of here.
Whoa!
I need to know to make an axe so that I can open up these crates.
Oh.
Oh!
Here he sticks.
Jack, why is it enchanted?
What does it do?
Um.
For you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bomb mail.
Boom shackle locker.
Oh, I killed a butterfly.
Oh, no XB.
No XB.
No XB.
No XB.
No XB.
No XB.
No XB.
No XB.
Oh, I killed the butterfly.
Oh, no XP.
Sharpness 2 is not bad though.
Oh, Warhammer.
Has he axed where his axe is?
Chattype Fishmoney.
Wait, I can just smoke it with my hand.
Welcome me to the jungle, you dirty juice, son.
Leather strength bow arrow.
Hello.
Now the lighter's fixed me. That sounds like cap though we said it though.
Stop the cap.
Go on, Grader.
oh so we're really so what we're doing that well chat
58 month sex QCL oh the the the lion spawner yeah I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go
Why does the earwax and the belly button lint smell so good?
What?
Uh, yeah, there's the battle axe count as a, um...
I'll get to those, but...
Okay, let's just go smoke the lions first.
Surely I don't have to be boned, right?
Is there- oh I can bone meal!
Oh my god!
I'm literally watching the grass grow.
I have to be level 12, fuck.
1G.
Why is that so powerful? WTF am I even doing here, oh well.
Okay.
Yo, the lane is broken. Hello?
Yeah, I'll make you shoot.
You should do the chicken coop thing because you get a lot of XP when you get that shit
going.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
uh...
there's
what is
what is
just
uh... shift right click the acts
right in the base around
uh... yeah you just gotta get two sticks and then make it
oh okay so i need sticks to get sticks
yeah
I'm bringing you sticks to rare you
Here I make an axe of this you can make more you have an axe
Oh my god, no clutching.
Is a nymph good for XP?
Like a fight?
No.
No.
Okay.
Oh chat, I want a little bit more farming, no?
This is terrible loot.
This is awful.
I come when I say nymph, I say heart.
Yeah I don't get it.
Nymph here, like a sex addict, nymph.
A what?
Like a sex addict.
Yeah, that's what I actually do here.
I don't know.
That's what Ashley is here?
I don't know.
I don't know about it, so I don't really know what goes on there, but...
I want that.
The book? What book?
U.P.
Geography? Four. Is that good?
applies a potion effects depending on the biome
wait that's straight heat though chat what they do to the example I forgot we didn't use the
handle. Let's let it go night time for a sec because I just got to kill like one mob.
Okay, guys, guys, it's building 12 or 16, right?
12.
Okay, I'll leave all the iron stuff in here because I'm not going to use all this bullshit.
I just remembered that it is this year, okay?
I can't stop it, so I'm saying I'm living here for now.
Do you plant the carrot?
I planted it in here.
Do you plant the carrot or is there a carrot seed?
can't can't stop but you don't have the levels right now
okay what I'm saying is you are those words
where's all my loot what is he doing this guy freaky
yo there's a club down here I did have a little for it
Hey King, love your content, keeps me going from my bad days, ex-QC the goat.
Yo, chat, where's that?
of
the
death
of
That's good levels.
Chance to spawn Enderman, to fight for you.
Yo, I just hit the absolute ultra match when...
Really?
Bounty rare!
We did as well, we got like four watermelons in the carrot.
treats are crazy boy what is treats
yo yo what are these monsters
I'm on my way to pee me wait the acuters heard that and the villagers are tweaking
out when they see him chat building 12 is that good enough chat now we're not
these guys are really
what's up there oh my god the private rooms you know this is like a really
freaky armada lookie
Is that the like put it right up to the other
Silver helmet
That's right
Is there more to do down here?
There's more!
This place is freaking me out, I'm scared!
Wait, this guy's name is like a bad name.
Brutal merchants!
What is that in chat?
Fuck.
He's traising.
He's gone though.
He's gone though.
Brutal Teta Chi!
Are you kidding?
Was it a nice try at least?
Is that end game?
Oh no!
Oh, there's a fricking dragon in the base, dude.
I'm going.
It's outside the base here.
I like it.
Proth 2.
Magic Proth 2.
To arm...
Max?
Yeah, what's up?
A ringer.
I know my bad.
It's unattainable to ring.
Guys, I can now enchant stuff, Ross.
And I can do repairs.
Yes, I got building 12 while we're cooking.
You can make watermelons.
Yeah, watermelons, carrots, and bread.
What do you want?
You were right about the oil and flushing
for the final postulinary 9-0-L.
Yeah, I know.
The only XP I've gotten is just a tiny little bit
that falls out of the plant.
anyone don't you
that's a 12 right? probably
I can't believe it, I think you're broken
be careful with dragon outside
yeah i guess what i'm going to use mostly
i am going home okay?
okay so the shield does nothing
do the thoughts i told you to make a shield
it's a crew i mean i have two extra hearts when did i get that
always because this is uh... aiming no
half-hearted
voice over here
he's right
couple groups
My shit help yeah
Ouch I have them stuck just go
Get fucking cheesed.
His name is Morocke, this guy's a moron.
Oh!
Barely any levels though.
Yeah, nothing like it all the farming I did
You take it do you cooked?
Yeah, and then there's a nine block every nine block
Did you actually cut go?
That's what I do you cook severe. Well, I got some stuff you guys as well
Do you have any seeds and carrots and potatoes perhaps? Oh, I think over there
All right, I'm done mining
We did get a prismarine crystal off of that guy and prismarine shards off the dragon on the top chest the middle chest sick
They looked kind of crazy
Okay chat chat can I make a bitter bow mango?
Potion ring recipes. Oh, no. Oh, no now it's angle time 33 months. Can I get a hell yeah my beloved?
All right, we need some furnaces
Bro, how have you got glowing armor and Jesse's naked and I've got this
Metal armor because you guys are fucking useless. No, it's not useless. You need to oh my oh
I mean I'm useless. I just built this whole
What thank you I've been mining
Well, that's good. I mean, that's good, yeah.
You need to stop hogging all the XP, you greedy goblin.
I mean, I make my own XP now. What the hell are you talking about?
Just make your own XP, dude.
Greek, on your travels out there, if you see any carrots, seeds, potatoes...
Oh my god, that's a good one.
Where is the food anyways? I'm starving.
Dude, my armor is buggy.
No, the anvil, no, I have it at home over here. It's somewhere, I think I took it, I took it out.
Guys, I had an anvil, I swear.
Wait, this boomerang's sick.
Wait, what is it?
How do I pick up chickens?
Great, we'll do the anvil by the way.
Well, I'm good.
I'll just go back to, um...
Oh my god, you actually can pick up chickens.
What?!
Hold on, uh, Jesse, do you have a pickaxe I can use?
Yeah. Here.
Thank you very much.
It's Lego.
That's what I do.
Dynambles are OP?
Oh, actually, I already sang that.
the shield doesn't work guys I had a crate of crate that has all my loot it's
at the other base right it's at the other time the other like the one that I'm
at right now no um yes
It's like
Wonder what the way x come over here turn over here come to the jungle
Mr.. Over here into this building. I don't know it's like a weird thing
Right here right
This thing has a bunch of furnaces on in the back see this yeah, I know you do this
Like if you break that
What's in there?
What?
Doesn't actually burn anything.
I think the burning corp is...
All right.
Yeah, I left my stuff in,
I think it's in here.
I think it's in this one, right?
I found a compass.
No.
Okay.
The Orange Village?
It's very far away, don't know.
He said no for the compass Greek just on you know
I know I'm I'm trying to order food
Where Jack wait whereabouts is he
Jesse loading island where you left it what him he's in the other city which one would that use the waystone is called
But I left all my boots
In a fucking in a in a in a barrel
where's my XT? where'd all my loot go?
on the right house
on the right house
there should be, unless you took it, you might have it on him
one would
I'll get some more soon wait, which we'll just ease up x how do I break a watermelon?
Oh
Yes, I mean
X
Good job
I shall set her the year
That would be facing this way out of this building.
Alright, cool.
Alright.
So if I find like another town, I mean I just get maxed in with plants.
I should just go do that.
Playful face emoji, playful face emoji, playful face emoji, playful face emoji, playful face emoji, playful face emoji.
Oh, I'll tell you right now, this is the only other place I have.
Chad, how much is the PTA for all these, all these, uh, doodle there?
Not Zed Cressus. Whatever it is, it's not, that's the only other one I have, it's not down.
So what is it then?
I only have two waystones, for some reason.
It's not that precious this city
Have a come it's where are you X I'm in the city come my home
Are you serious? I have all the hyper loot
Like if I lose you guys if I lose this outfit, I am I'm sorry. I'm not I'm actually that's
Please I need this my wife divorced me and this is all I know
Wait, why are the pigs attacking?
So do I repair like this or not, should I do that?
He's so fine, where he fakes emoji, two hearts emoji, he's so fine
Oh no, Skeleton Drocki!
Where?
Where?
Uh, next to the base, I might die, bro, no, I'm gonna spend my levels, I spent it all
low.
It's um, it's north of the base.
Wait, is the helm already repaired?
No, his name is Rock.
This guy was crazy.
Reforge it.
Dude, the armor I'm wearing is absolutely broken.
It is so stupid broken, you have no idea.
Can I get it?
Well, not for now.
Masterful!
ready helmets I think it's not helmet I think it's just uh it's it's it's a
bubble
for that reason high xqc can you welcome me to the jungle for that reason get it
My headpiece 48 months of reduce your excuse the L
Hey, what do you do this?
Hi, I brought a report
Oh shit, I could do that. Yeah, oh we have out valley boys this boomerang. Oh my god. I'm so quick
What the how you to game all this stuff dude, I I do I
Wow, it's hard for this
Okay, can I use the boomerang or you're gonna start yelling at me and
Me
Built the farm I built the farm I mined
You just gave me old stuff for what it's still good though. It's good. Oh, I look so cool click red on head
I forgot how this works.
Like, I need to make a, I think it needs to be, I need to cook the stone.
Yeah.
I don't want it.
Yo.
Just put the farming gear on, man.
Fuck.
XQCL.
I think we get twice?
When we get a haircut, you look homeless.
Stop doing that in the house.
At least we got watermelons.
You make...
Wait, I haven't ever... no?
It has to be brand new.
Weird.
Fuck.
That's just weird.
Oh!
Good night.
Don't swear.
My mummy's watching.
That's gonna cause a lot of money to do that.
Good night.
My mummy's watching.
If she hears me swearing, she'll tell me to come off the game.
How is it go-
I'm supposed to be making that shit.
Yeah, we need to mental on it.
Uh, okay. Just pretend like it's not there. All right, that's legit, I did.
There's a reaper in here somewhere. Careful.
It's all good.
You moving now?
All right, where did you get all this cool gear, an XP, and take me and Jesse next time? Buster?
Um, well, that's a bit complicated.
Are you- you're gatekeeping it.
Hold on emergency here anybody got seeds carrots or potatoes
Useless
Expecto fraternum and then a reforge
Dang it guys guys, I just cook this up some guys look at this
Reforging station!
Tough as bad.
Solid bad.
Crumbling bad.
Master foil!
You don't even get XD for watermelons, like what's the fucking point?
We're like, XQC's like the king of we're like his little fucking minions right now.
No, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like getting him like food so he can play, we're like getting him a bait.
That's not even true though!
Sir, sir, can we please have some food, please, sir? We're starving.
That's cap. Hang on a second. I am masterful!
Hey, you know that's cap. I've worked so hard on this.
I don't know what this technology is, but I'm cooking a potato. Good luck.
The voices, the voices in my head! I can't be in this dungeon anymore!
Okay, what is that? Okay, we get it bro, you can use it. And we can, we get it dude.
I'm reporting something and it's bad.
Should I jump high, is that good?
I
It's my birthday today. I just wanted to say I love you bro feels
Jack, am I gonna get anything good on this?
No girlfriend, Mott. Why not?
Please add the girlfriend, Mott. I need it, please.
Max loss.
Um...
Masterful.
Uh, Jesse?
Pardon? What up?
I can't take off the head. I forgot.
Oh my god.
Freak stop.
Freak! He just made it worse!
What does that take to reforge? I think he's emerald, right?
A gold.
I need one flint in stator.
Chet, I read- Oh, it's a wrong item.
Next to C L.
Er, Jesse?
Chet, do they get any niggas, we need?
Lock it up the top, up the top there.
Oh no, I forgot, Undyne is insane.
Hey, why is it not blocking?
That's not too bad though.
Cheb, but what if we get a nice window?
No, no, I didn't even know the ring though.
Guys, I thought we had a ring in here somewhere.
We did, we do.
Where? I found it.
In
I keep doing that. Oh
My god, I never clicked order now do the shitting me. I am fucking stacked. Oh
oh my master can we have a potato please is that okay oh no
chat what is the new chapter to report that I only need four more weeks and I'll
have enough to love a one thing what's still there wait it's a rare as fuck
what what I was playing yeah I don't think we're gonna report that any time
soon. Master we await your orders. I don't think you understand it. Like I'm a fucking
juiced. Like it's not like I don't even think I'm gonna be wearing this outside. I have
fear like it's that bad it's blowing
good
huh
uh jaddy i had to get jack sire may we please sleep in the good beds tonight
I'm so sick of you calling everybody chat.
fullest prior names
okay crack
really bitch
so you're just gonna
what would be
um
so by level check that i'm not right now
maybe diamond
sixteen
watermelons on the floor for you sire
i should go back into my cave
I need to glade too hard.
Wait, Jesse, do you see what I'm doing here?
Is that true?
Yeah, it just fucks up the whole farm thing I just set up.
No, it doesn't, does it?
Yeah, I was like perfectly out of the water at the edge, but yeah, fuck it.
I don't know what I'm going to do, guys.
Fuck it, 1G.
Fuck it, 1G.
Fuck it, 1G.
Guys, I need a little bit of help.
Oh my god X, you look so cool. And you're so powerful.
What? He's wearing your crown that you're wearing rocketly.
I know.
Sire, Sire, please, may we feast upon some protein?
Saber, what is the energy you take as extra jet?
Tonight, X, we stun watermelon.
Ah, perchance, perchance, Sire.
May we please feast upon some protein?
We're feeling weak, Sire.
we're feeling weak protein please I haven't seen my wife and kids gear sire
please let me see you're fucking serious do you really think we're
asleep check your paper
I'm gonna go chop down trees like that's the shit I'm doing I'm chopping trees and I'm
finding dirt
this is just fucking embarrassing
embarrassing
why can't I do this?
handle
hey hey
can I have that place?
how'd you make that?
oh
sorry sir
yeah yeah yeah yeah on the floor
sorry
thank you man
oh my goodness
he sped me
he called him man
I want to see Petunia
my severest office
wait
Where is it?
May I see my daughter Petunia?
She misses me, Sire.
Oh, chat, what do I want this to be?
On the floor, on the floor, I'm sorry.
Chat, do I want to reach?
Oh, legendary rights.
Hey, we'll reach with the others.
Oh my god, I hate that in the way. I actually hit it. I'm sorry. Waiting your next orders,
No, there's your gun. It is this
Golden wool
Do you have a sock I could wear master
Don't be just wants a song
guys come on man yeah yeah you know I'm actually gonna go from here so I'm
losing over that I just I just found four seats
holy how about you just how about we just do something cuz a group oh is that
too much oh it's your own you're right I was a fucking dumb idea oh there's a
Outside careful
I am ready to go fight oh
My gods these girls won't leave me alone man. I might have to start blocking them. I'm streaming leave me alone
send
Yeah, that didn't happen come on man
We fall in
You just wrote that to his mom
I think we do not love your mother. I love my mama. Sam.
Me want milk.
Me want milk.
What's the age and stop breastfeeding? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
There we go.
Here it comes again.
What do you mean here it comes?
I was just saying, what's an appropriate age to stop breastfeeding?
Like, if the kid's 8 years old, that's too much.
Bro's got a job at that point.
3?
Chad, I never have a breast-go-night.
I got the formula, bro.
That was a formula.
Do you have any sticks?
Do you have any sticks?
Yes, I have sticks.
Yeah, um X I don't want to actually up a sensitive topic, but will you breastfed?
So probably I don't know I mean I don't remember that things because I think your brother was breastfed and you were you had formula because your brother is just
Has like a different school. I don't know what that means
Jazz is that a moment yes a neck
So what do I offer Sheldon?
Maybe he's out of breast feather, just build different, let's be honest.
They just come out like fucking giga chuds.
Nothing, am I just strong? I don't know, I formula works for me.
I know that.
I think formula is good, I think you need to get it straight from the source.
Can't be good for you.
I think I had four of that too.
At age three I just started drinking Coca-Cola.
At age three I was drinking beer as well.
What about you?
I'm a big boy.
Greed's talking crazy considering he was made from free.
Is that a good chat?
Is that a good chat?
No, it's offer magic, yeah.
right this one. So, yes sir. That's good. Oh, Jack, I'll settle for that. I'll settle
for that. It's no problem. Okay, I'm ready to go find the battle tower. All right, we're
ready ready Jesse wait here's some wood watermelon and a clover for good luck
yeah I just put it back in the chest I give you some good gear
She's using the guy I gave you guys
Any tools?
I'm wearing my NFT outfit and a fucking leather hat
That's kind of raw
True if I had put some pepper
No pushing
What are you doing?
Do you yell at me?
I don't see pepper.
Chad, I don't think anything else is reported, right?
It's not pepper.
It's pepper.
Not pepper.
See, mustard.
Yo, I'm so fast, slowly show me that.
Greek can't be talking his mom fed him butter instead of milk.
Okay, what?
We get it, dude.
wait how did you get that big glowing sting
that's awesome
there's an ender chest
that's awesome
let our belt be forged
belt?
dude if I had known it
What's the speed email with the Egyptian?
Speed email, why is it desert?
Classic.
Imagine being French Canadian in the big 2026.
Says you, my name is British, damas fuck.
That was just rude.
Chad, I think it's over there.
I
What this fuck and I'm gonna have to think of anything for this
Hey, it's ready. Yo, no, I'm sorry. Let's uh, we just finally fucking grew hold on
Why's it made with a base there? I've been eating all
fucking
It's a singular carrot.
Is it a book?
Or maybe it's a...what book?
Is there any armor I can have? Like, anything?
I don't know how to make it so dumb.
It just ignores you.
Oh, some...some...
I said I'm ready to go. Let's get it.
Absolutely.
Don't say that, but...
Shall I...oh, shall I watch what?
uh xp
total no
guys we have any uh... uh...
and the pros
i got it for you
here now nobody's 404
second one
he has a huge entire shield
i look too different
are you serious x
uh... jesse what is that
it was like you go back to the Olympics
like vault jumping
that's exactly what i'm doing
good guess
wait we might need to go to sleep for a good night
i will have a
inventory of the potion
if things go crazy i need to get out
i'll pick your fucking
look x
look at his dick, i mean stick
holy
holy moody
Holy third leg!
Asgope! Hold on! Wait!
You about to fuck, shoot it.
Ain't no water buckets.
Next time we do this, I need to like, lowkey bring a couple beers and just play Minecraft with you guys.
What do you mean by that?
Just like, couple beers, just, you know.
Oh, take the edge off.
Is it too stressful?
Nah, it's just nice to have a couple beers.
True.
Everybody, let's go.
Everybody, we're going to the new TP.
Next time I play this, I'm going to bring a couple Scanes.
Scanes, maybe some crumpets.
I don't know, I'm doing a great job of that, too.
I'm not getting, if I'm done, my loot is busted.
Okay, okay.
We're going to a Zed Cressus 1.
Zed Cressus 1.
I follow me it's the way I can always put on God but no no no check no no no
we don't we already cleared the basement so where do I want to go
what we lose that I got it dude I'm in sick now just stop it let me let me get
levels here by the way we'll murder oh my god what this what about this we're
not playing this guy I don't know if I'm okay let me get the levels though because
I need to get defense eight so I can wear iron because it's just kind of
cringe at this point I'm wearing a McDonald's
the boomerang
I'm faster
I have an idea. I'm gonna dig a hole. No, no, no, just- just- just- just- just- just
finish him please. I am. He's on me now, I've agreed.
Okay, okay, good. Runner. I mean, runner, I'm not as fast as you, you took all the
the blue
He's breaking everything
Just kind of in here. Yep. Yep. No, no eggs. I got I mean it
Why why do you lose aggro? I don't get it. Why would you lose aggro? You're just trolling the fucking game. I
Never had
Just brought him down to the bottom of the game. Why did you blame me for that?
Great dude, you run out of sight in it. Well, I don't get it
I didn't Jesse told me to come and bring him to the hall. Did you not Jesse? I never know. I didn't say
Oh man, I'm over it.
Yes, he told me to go there. I was just listening to orders. I did not do that.
I mean I guess. He's on the bottom of the convene by the way. Yeah, he's gonna heal if he doesn't want to.
Like, can you guys keep boomerang?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying.
Are we shooting magical spears out of his head?
Where's my boomerang gone?
Yeah, I'm lucky.
I died out of a scarlet grew.
There's a scarlet grew down here, so.
So where's my Cibra at?
Lucky.
I didn't take it.
I didn't take none of your shit.
I got it.
Shay, is that all of it?
I'm fucking dead, bro.
Kicked scarlet grew.
Fuck, stop.
That's fucking kid's collar, holy.
That's true.
Oh, man.
Dude, who names that fucking kid's collar?
There's a chest.
That's it.
You guys see that?
No.
I don't actually know where you guys are anymore.
I got lost.
I see it.
I don't know.
Where the fuck?
The young butt like you.
This was all my gear.
Can't get your shit back eggs at least.
Yeah I got my shit back.
Is that gonna get the eggs at all?
I've just lost. Sad, huh?
I'm not sure if I'm doing it right.
Hmm.
I'm not doing it right.
I'm not doing it right.
The Nymphess? No.
How do you find your boomerang once you've lost it?
Okay, cool. Thanks, Chris.
You are...
Oh, it's a fake chest. It's a mimic.
Do it.
I'm done.
Yeah, I'm coming back.
Cheaper copper down here, here.
Guys, did we get an HV check on this guy?
are you hell free? he's half HP
am I doing any damage on him?
uh hit him again? yeah you are
that's found so much fucking loot on the ground
hold on
here
here
why are you chucking it?
help jessie jessie jessie jessie jessie jessie really?
dude don't get at him it was literally such a big rain so you looked insane
what are you gonna do about it?
dude there's no way you said you have this and you can't even kill this
I mean it's like some end game shit no?
we've got a lot of HP. I brows these things with an internal HP, that's crazy about HP.
I did not jump into his mouth.
I don't know what the hell just happened.
How much is it?
Um, 82.
Uh, 7.
Wait, let me get the XP if I can.
Don't kill him yet.
So where's my rings at? We're here somewhere, right?
Wait, it's under this bottom.
Where?
I hit my weapon, Greek.
Yeah.
I thought my weapon back.
Oh my god, look at this x master master. I've got so many of you master
The chances might buy my freedom here look was that
Oh
It can enchant things I got it. I got I got you guys where the fuck is my ring?
I had two rings. They were they were literally this and in another and a dying ring that
It is the first spot you died.
Yeah, yeah. Jesse, look for his ring quickly.
In the tree?
Very bad.
Yeah, in the tree.
That's what I'm thinking.
This tree fucking sucks. I can't even get up it.
Oh, I'm already wearing it.
Nice.
Really?
But I had two though.
I think it's one
It's here somewhere
Okay
Yep
I can't believe we did that particular cycle up once out by a dumb ass battle tower. Let's go guys
This is our chance to make all the xp everything that we worked for
It it could pay off right here. Yeah, okay
Just do it doesn't it give any good loot
We're really far so maybe we should bed do like some bed shit
This whole place is made of wool you give any water. No, it's not war. It's uh, it's it's a
There's a bit in here though.
Nice, let's get him.
I'm just getting healed.
I feel that house.
Can I come down over here?
Okay, okay, sorry sir.
I don't know what I was thinking.
We shouldn't be down in the tower anymore.
I mean, actually we'll at least clear some of these fools.
I'm gonna get it, guys.
No, my Gord!
Guys, you guys have the Gord?
No.
Oh, that's Tabel.
Unlucky.
That's a super important item.
Put the beds up.
uh... upstairs
found a potato, gotta go back to space
actually no, it's downstairs, with the um...
I can I put the belt on, over here
with the fucking lions
yes, we're going over here, it's the other way
over here
just fell in the street
well what point in there did they take that?
yep
easy
shall we sleep?
this is our new base for real what the hell
nah it's a prison lonely
what about that?
I know you grew up here
I don't remember actually
open his chest there was a seat
In the basement or that room the reasons
I found the beds on me
Where
down there
see me drop in, hello?
how'd you get down there?
right next to you
oh my god
hella buds
oh we got bunks guys
bunk beds
walking bunk beds mate
i'm dying
can you break the block?
uh yeah
nothing bad during the bargain bother
any health thanks yeah my whole body is broken
every single limb broke yeah is that diamond
no outside number go come on we got a move
We gotta move. We need to make the best of the sunlight.
My legs are hurting bad.
Good night.
Good night.
Guys, at bell tower, we're gonna go smoke it harder.
Huge zombie outside.
What is that? Oh my God.
Undertaker, guys. Undertaker, help.
Oh my God.
It's big. It's big.
That's dying quite fast.
I don't know that much. This is just sad.
Take effects. Be honest, that boy.
Guys, what are you doing?
Parasite, parasites.
Wait, where's my boomerang?
Wait, how much did you lose that?
It was three.
So I'm out, it was like nothing, I don't get it.
Wait, uh, how'd you get your boomerang back?
Is it in your second bag?
You have to go and find it on the ground.
55 months trying to get all your incredible content with...
Midnight mourn for you.
Getting crazy.
Tesla Mayor, excuse me.
Yeah, I mean, can you use your stairway please?
I was in my freaking inventory.
Alright, sorry then.
What do I do? Let me read this.
Right click the summon an army and a barrier.
I just click it once and it breaks.
Can you give me a food please, Jess?
I know, yeah. Go, we need to move.
Any food?
Come here, I got your bread.
When you got a move, we got a move. Please.
I'm right behind you, I gave you a watermelon.
Oh, there!
Are you fucking serious? I just want food.
You gave me something that requires a million bills.
Where's the food?
Thank you, sir.
Come on!
The bell tower is...
I lost track of it, okay, come here with me.
What the fuck is this?
Wait, there's a nymph. I need her.
Whatever. No, that's fine. It's not breaking. It's probably fine.
Wait, I'm here.
Oh, it's ruined.
Oh, guys, please.
Help me.
So what's that? I'm incumberated.
Heavy.
all of the back pack
come on go about that one
where are you guys
one side as well there is no structure what is that
I see
let me have a sip
over here
Thank you.
Thanks.
This is here?
Come on.
Let's go.
Hi.
Oh, I should not have done that bad jump.
Hi, good morning.
Thanks.
I'm on HP.
Why?
I just am burning.
I'm on the ground.
Don't put your son in there.
Why?
It's the one in the spot in it.
Why?
Makes the best of you.
Why?
Guys, name that thing at the end of Woodford for votes?
If we fight, it'd be great.
Wood.
Sorry sir.
I have a potato if we have a furnace.
Alright, I'll just get someone, uh...
I got wood. Hello? Is my mic muted?
Another belt over there!
Wood.
It's a good one.
Wood. Here.
Wood.
I'm un-mudded. I'm un-mudded.
Good, good, good, good.
Skellington.
Is he gonna come down or what?
I've got a Spectral Bullsack.
Nice.
Where?
Really bad. It's careful.
What is that? Get out! Get out! I know what that is!
Oh my god, what is that?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
What is that?
What is that?
It's a tough economy.
That's bad.
For everybody.
Come on.
In the middle.
In the middle of the day.
Get him.
Is there stills of light in there?
I'm sure I'm going to be able to do it.
I'm sure.
Haft!
Hold on.
Preparing red arm.
There's a nymph here too, right?
It's here.
Up here.
Nymphies.
So.
Fight!
right it's here up here
you're piece
so fight
acts up holding the xp
see if you guys want we can get a bugging it
we can break the the the spot and go bother
is better? it sucks
How fast can you swing that sword?
With the spawner, apparently the spawner is very hard, there was a pretty slow one, so...
Come here, speak!
Should I there use the pole arm instead?
Wait, where's my boom rag?
Let me get this, because I get my last bit of...
Aw, I get double-ac'd fast on that.
I'm gonna die if I get it.
Come here, come here, come here.
Come over here.
There's the lady.
Yeah, I have double nymphs over here.
They love me.
I
About it
Cheers for a stream mr. Cal about where into the month back are you I just set them names
Stop hitting me
Really dizzy I did not mean to do that
Wait
She'll be okay with me soon
Let's go. Come on.
I'm getting up.
Next one. Next one.
What is that?
Is that musk?
Brakes bonus man! I did, I did. I'm level 8 as well
so if you get Iron Armor, give me.
What's up? Go. Yep.
Is that in here?
What's in here?
That's the boss.
Guys, there's two more times next month.
We gotta go. We must press on.
Wait, where'd you guys go?
I jumped down.
You jumped down?
That was sick.
Yeah, down, down, down, down, down.
I lost my dm.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Good man, don't jump.
Watch out.
I think there's a disgusting nest here.
Weird, but I think it's an endgame bug.
That's the thing that killed me earlier.
It's a rock.
Oh
Yeah, one tap me. It's called a ROC rock. Oh
Guys, we need to make another
Both we could both the lady
Really straight to the loop you didn't give us a chance to look at it
I went all the way shadow
Vacuum are clean um did stop stealing all the loot. I swear. I think a tax 16 is well. I should go for no
Does anybody have bandages I do the love love
X. Uh. Oh, no, I just didn't know what I was up to now. Don't do the yeah. Okay.
Oh, does anybody have any, um,
Watch out!
Storm! Storm!
Yes.
Get out!
Why the water?
Yeah, I don't know about the water, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I can't do that.
I can't fucking move.
Which idiot placed the bloody water?
This, one of the zombies, the mini-zombies who were in all of Prey's- Help!
Are you shitting me a scarlet rock yeah, I mean I mean who places water in the combat area
I died to a rock
All this this all this dying reminds me of Vietnam the pain the misery and I
You starved. Oh my god people dying
I lost 20 levels, I'm over it.
Everybody sit down, everybody sit down, everybody sit down, you should go back and sit down.
I can't kill myself.
Wait a second.
Oh my god, I just found a dragon layer.
I died to one block.
Okay, then you guys, you guys save it, you guys save it.
I'm going to kill myself.
Get ready to break the roof, because I think it kills me.
Actually I'll just try to do a different bit.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm just mad at it's fine.
I'm on bloody fire.
I just spawned in the middle of nowhere cause someone broke my bed
Sorry bro, that's what it is
Come on, get to sleep
So we're gonna sleep or what? I mean guys, dude, this is embarrassing
It's embarrassing that Jesse placed water in the middle of a full water
Yeah, I mean, Jesse, I mean...
That's what's embarrassing
If you had put water at least a thousand before, like, just a smile would be nice
I think I need to recall to my last body no no that's what we call a different no chat
I see which way is it?
That's right.
I lost 20 levels man, I can't do it, I'm so worried.
Dude, stop crying.
Dude, there's a bird with a creeper.
I'm saying it's fucking you, Big Slab.
Big Slab?
Okay, well you got a big nose and really your eyes are slightly far apart.
that's actually that's that's that's slightly I said slightly they get
further apart every time you get angry wait they're gonna get lost was down right
I don't remember it's here I see it I see it I see
I'm gonna get one. How many of those am I gonna...
No, my gear! My gear! They're all gonna...
Musty.
They're gonna win all of it. It's fine. It's fine. All gone.
God! They're gonna keep doing that.
Uh-oh.
Okay. This is your gear?
This is not looking good brother
Lag by an imposter you died to an imposter what the fuck is this lag man?
Well the server refreshed as soon as I fuck it as by the fighter
Wow
It's literally all gone. We got a reason
We have like we have like two minutes to go back. I mean, it's just for a second
The TPs are only a a anti cringe thing
I spent all of our reporting all this gear to
I spent hours mining
This is
one of the
the cobalt
product of this guy he has someone's helmet
yeah
i got a lot of it back
nice
Let me grab my... I have to grab my food.
Oh shit.
Where the crows get it?
Axe, you need to kill this guy. There's a buster guy.
Where's that?
One shot. Got him. Booyah.
Really?
Yep, got him.
What did he give you?
Uh, he gave me an iron axe that's fully enchanted.
Who's jingling like a jingle bell?
help help help help help help where where where I lagged and I died oh my
Oh my god, I'm going to freak out.
The days when you have to host a Minecraft server on your end.
Hamachi.
Yeah, Hamachi, holy.
You looked up how to do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how to do it without it installs the machi gets
Nice I
Actually wear some some of this do you need that hat?
Take this
Boys crack
Dude, I'm lucky
Her that my boys in these but all those in these bond
And then on the water where?
What a water run fire, dude?
I don't know, it's a golden nymph, I think it just like insta heals you.
on G?
Yeah, I just got healed so fast.
Oh my God.
We need to trap this.
Maybe I can put a saddle on it?
Hold on, no.
Okay, I got my gear, nice.
Oh my God.
Guys, we need wood to make a boat
because we got a trap.
Oh my God, we got all the gear back.
It's falling away.
No!
Yeah, it's in the air.
Right there.
We cannot lose this.
We need this.
We need to make a boat now.
Who has an axe?
Uh...
Does this work as an axe?
I don't have the gathering ports.
No, this thing works as an axe.
The thing you gave me.
Boom.
Drop the locker.
Oh, it didn't drop the wood though.
Just a stick.
duty she's like we're here we need to leave the border down
i'm trying to go right now
you know both are the fuck down right now that
with the first order power
i'm about to vote if you're cool with that
and he's got
uh... yeah
Why have the boat so we're ready whenever
Oh, she went down down
What's the water? I made it. I made the uh the boat. I
Got that song I go this way
What my tool belt was a go I don't know my boys will my boys today, man
Microphone just bugging. Oh, okay. I guess she's going back. Yeah, do I buy do I eat?
just zoom out on us what are you trying to do with her put her in a boat
trapper yeah I'm not cool that bro she's not objects we literally need her
hey can you show some respect please okay you can build up towards her and
then ball her down there she go here maybe give it out
You're asking if she wants to get in the yacht. Yeah, babe. You want to come on now?
But it didn't work now boat it though. I did I did but it's not there. It like bugged
Okay, we could get again same slot we click it. Oh my god. Oh, it's not there. It's not there
I promise where's the craft or where's the craft right there? I have I'm throwing I'm throwing it up
I'm turning right here. Yeah. Oh, I got another boat
Yeah, oh me. Hey, babe, you want to just uh, you know
Get out of here.
What are you doing, X?
You're just fucking around on the boat, mate.
Lock in!
Lock in!
Whoa!
Oh, me, 44.
Where's Blood going?
Where's Diddy going?
Come on.
I got to try it out.
What level is it of magic in?
Fuck it, I'll just level it up.
Where's blood going? Where's did he go? Come on
What level is it of magic it
Fuck it, I'll stop it up. She's mine
Nice you stay there
Yeah, thanks. Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you. No, no, no
What he said
Get out get out
Get out get out what are you doing the image for
it's good talk to them
when i'm on the
you know
i'm gonna die
all my god
uh...
do not go outside
Thank you for healing me
Where you
Guys we need to make it more iron more wood craft chests so we get put no you need the driver
There's a Half-Life 2 mob outside the base.
Careful.
Guys, does anybody have some motherfucking- you know what I mean?
What?
I'm getting it right now.
Yeah, I'm hungry.
I think it eats suspicious
Well level is your um, maybe invisible. Why did the light just go away? I didn't do that
No, but I have two seeds if you have bone marrow because we oh I have eight pieces of wheat do that's hardcore
Yo, there's a good loot on the ground, but we need to take that apart. Also, I need to know
What the fuck is up with Greek?
We need what man?
Oh, oh, sorry sir. Yeah. Yeah, I forgot I should have done my I need some food
He needs food dude. Oh here
Sorry sir.
Good really flesh?
I mean it works.
Air sights.
Just got picked up by a cock.
Really.
Am I gonna eat more?
Oh
I have this here does he cook I have like 12 studies of the next minute. Well eat this you can eat this if you heat it up underneath you
Okay, and I have the cobble here I'll make a furnace. Yeah, I mean you
Are you serious all my we need it we need to make chests, please I actually beg you
So what do you say we need to make chess do you mean me and Jesse have to make just you because you can't be bothered
No, I don't have the mats. I don't have them sticks man
Careful
There's four chops here
Okay, I'm gonna also make some chess right now.
We need to make chess, we need to get wood, and then it's I'm so fucking juice, I'm so
fucking powerful.
Why is she getting mad at me?
You made him cry.
Oh, the backpack.
Yeah, you're right, the backpack.
Where's the backpack, guys?
Yeah, where's the backpack?
Actually-
Your backpack is on your back, I see it on your back.
Thank you man, yo, good calls, good calls, Jessup.
Second one, G.
Second one, G, back to you.
Holy.
Can I get a second one?
Man, I made a chest.
I said go.
Thanks.
You ready, here you go.
Yeah, there's a chest here.
I'm going to make another chest just in case you never know.
Level gathering for axe?
What do you mean by that?
Here's your stuff in here, Greek.
Well, I know what to level up, though.
So I got one dude.
Mining probably.
And gathering.
One of the lightning.
Helper!
That's my boy!
Jesse, Jesse, that's my defender, man.
Oh, I'm sorry.
They're getting healed.
There's one in the boat.
it's it
Jesse man what the fuck is this what the fuck is this what jesse excuse me
point you
half-life team up move move move move
we can get it we can get in here get in
better
I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll
half-life team martyrs
Intimately yield
Nice huge
All right, let's do this hour. So there's our I don't know where the shield. I mean, oh, and maybe I do the nunchuck
Come on. Oh my god. It's got one. What give me the horn who took my horn dude. You just took my horn
Or you hit that I hit the trumpet mini aggro the golden nymph by the way
That's insane.
Now what?
I'm dead.
I can't go back over there.
She doesn't like me anymore.
Oh, this is just sad.
Get off of me.
I died
I died now I must eat
What are you order?
Again
Yeah
I'm not more than a showman.
Usually I do, I usually do,
oh, I'm not sure if I think it's gonna bust that.
Chipotle, that's a straight blue collar, brother.
Oh yeah.
Chad, one little now.
Gathering more?
Fuck it, gathering, send it.
Yeah, use the PayPal.
Okay.
Guys, who died here?
What did you think?
Stop taking all the fucking XBX.
Bro, I'm not thinking shit, bitch.
Whoa.
Sorry
Okay
I'm gonna die by the way so we're gonna have to go to bed
Yo did you took the bazaar?
Yo, you took the bazaar right?
Put the bazaar on
Get out of the green
I have four skeletons with trumpets chasing me. What are the chances great equip the bazaar for the poison it?
What's a fucking bazaar man? You looted it. It's a bazaar
How do I equip it got it?
Is that it you just put it in your hand? No, you look at your face in your inventory and you click the circle the top
What does it do?
Really bitch! Really!
Did I do it?
I'm going to bed.
He's right on the ground.
Going to bed each full day. Fuck this.
Oh my god.
No, I'm not breaking it's fine
Watch out
Yo, you need to lock in like you just have to man
Oh, we can't it's not one shot me too. It's not nighttime
Chat, why did they block that it is just too much energy
Yeah, it's just my I need to do the pull arm there for a hundred percent
I don't even think we're playing bad by the way
I mean, dude, I don't have any levels together gone
But I mean I've been playing levels is gonna get him. I got a lot of high levels in this
Attack level eight defense six farming. I'm a new but I'm having fun. I'm smiling
I
Bring the if the size of that bring it to the water, so we can kill it. It's a lot of we need that we need that
You're 15 on us. Let's get a welcome to this angle. I'll do anything you saw why point one
I'm for you. I'm for you. I'm point point point point point point point point point yes
Spare bit of XP for me, sir. Oh my goodness. It's that is on there
Yeah, but I'm scared to pick anything up because it's mostly your loot, sir.
Oh, a brand new Iron Helmet. Enchanted.
Alright.
My machine is gonna break though.
I got you one of these if you need it.
Wait, where's our fairy?
No.
No!
Oh fairy
No
Guys I had some some particular items here and we have seen him
And now but I'm gonna be real with you. I loved her
She had a boyfriend
Guys, what are you looking are you looking for leggings pants? Yeah
You can have them what because it's a set bonus I'm pretty sure it's a revenue set. Oh, this is gonna break our upset
Yeah, guys, we need make beds. Oh, did you see any wood left?
Don't need to say anymore. I'll be right back. Oh
Oh, thank you man.
Strengthening vitality?
Wait, is that fucking Busterjack?
Yeah.
Does a tree make a noise when it falls when it's by itself?
That's five extra, and that would be four extra.
Uh, yo, yo, yo, Jesse, you need to wear this for you.
This is a straightening HP, that's like super rare.
Thanks.
I don't think it does.
If you're not in rendered distance, then.
You can't hit shit.
Check my dice.
Is it going to break now?
But there's like vibrations.
Like a bug has to hear it, right?
here's the one okay also you saw what we have loaded the wall that way it's in
the cut isn't here twenty-two white wall good job my god I got praise from
master don't be caught praise yep also watch this guy watches
Oh my god, we going to bed tonight.
Snuggle party, let's go.
The mini house, show me.
That's a nice house.
Fuck.
Do you like it, chat?
If I die, you're gonna break at this durability, you sure?
Alright, then I'm not gonna wait for today, then.
I'll leave it at the bottom of the chest, guys.
Please don't sell that.
I will do what we call a gear fear for just a little bit of time.
What happens if you're too hot? What do you do just get in the water?
Oh, yeah.
Is there any?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What was that? What was that a shield? Oh, yeah, I'm wearing it.
You agree the helmet? I can't remove it.
Quick, come here.
Yep coming. It's for you. Thank you on the ground. Let's go. Let's go find a little bit. Thank you
Any bandit's all right. It's time. Let's get it
You said it
Why am I thinking damage? I know it's fucking garbage bad news, but that's all my isn't that good cue. I know it's bad
I'm thinking.
What is that?
Lightning res, yikes.
Keep it up, keep it up.
Name tags.
Fight!
Fight!
Get out there!
Sorry.
Oh my legs, are we?
You're dying.
I gotta do this.
Got his ass?
No!
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
Got him.
I have a bunch of wool, I gotta make some babies.
Yeah, you do.
Two years bell shop.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
Good, good job guys, we're clapping.
I need help.
Here, give me these guys.
Thank you.
I
My left foot my left foot
Look right
I give it a kiss here. I have that is your what? I mean, yeah, I know what you're doing in Greek
I mean, this is the best thing would you be to do I was
healing I
Just lost 8xp
Bye bye. I'm like I'm like I'm like thank you
No, I think we did I got him I got him
How'd you get to be my my bobble you see saves me when I get our head shot
It's like a chance, so I'm dead right now, right?
Great, can you go a quarter?
a dark nymph
I knew what a dark nymph really yeah
for this guy's in our fucking chest
get out of here the whole family of them I killed them all
I suck at this game. That's how much Jesse looked a lot like mine.
Here, take it.
Just kidding, I'm just kidding, grab it.
No, I actually have another helmet.
Magic.
Oh my fucking bleep.
Nymphware, nymphware! I'm getting clapped, my chief!
I love seeing a left side right here.
I'll clap this guy for you.
He's been clapped.
Uh, how did she heal? Is this the night vision? No?
She does. She does. I don't know.
You can heal.
She's very nice.
I have a boat too.
I got one, Taptor!
What?
What?
Wait.
One shot?
Where's the nymph?
Both of them. Both of them. I lost 10 levels again. I'm so tired of this shit, man. I'm so tired of it.
How to get her in this somehow.
Okay, well, I guess we all sleep. I think we all sleep, okay?
Yeah, yeah, I agree with that. That's a hard agree.
I disagree.
I mean, I know I'm around the three pieces of armor, though.
life is just pointless at this point yeah I mean those towers on paper we
could just slap them but it's kind of it's kind of boring to start everything
I'm speaking we're doing it pretty fast good I agree I compared to what I was
doing so long myself I was doing this this packet yeah definitely 10 x better
the way I get snapped on yeah I know spit it out all right let me get some of this
we need to get exp to home
almost there oh god if I died did you get my kill list yeah I got your
of all your items over there.
Look at that.
Yes.
What's that thing?
Because I throw a Twitter post saying,
Monkeys are sticking grass in their ass
for a fashion statement.
I don't know.
What?
So I said, I don't know what I'm seeing.
my for you page on Twitter is absolutely cooked yeah I might be on a list
honestly yeah like it's over like the shit that I see is I mean coming
I'm scared
Where am I oh what is that? Oh, well
Guys what what is that? I don't know what he said help help me now help me now
I'm getting hurt bad help I've lost my sword. Oh my god
dude he just freaking sucked me I've lost everything I love guys they can't
wear the crown let's ready I'm actually just stuck again yeah I'm keeping you
this is just I'll just die it's fine oh my keyboard is dead why is that
That's Shrider so strong though, we didn't sleep but we forgot to sleep.
XQC, PVC, DVD, H2C, Bested E, Analyzee, the Glypsy, by the way.
That's what it is.
Literally is what it is.
It's like I die in the bed and then it doesn't respawn me in the bed and it just puts me in
a random spawn.
Wait, your bed broke probably then?
No, it actually doesn't.
It's just like a weird, if I die in the bed like that, it just doesn't respawn me back
in the bed.
It's like some fail save to make sure you don't get, like, long, I guess.
Fail six?
What is that over there?
Do we go to close by?
Yeah, I'm stuck. Oh, there's a blight over here by the way. I'm sleeping now. I'm sleeping
now. I'm sleeping now. Oh, is that one down there to the left? Yeah. We need that blight.
That's totally massive. All right. Do I sleep or not? Wait, dude. I'm back. I'm back.
yeah I did too he's literally so fast yeah and I spawned in a broken bed again
I can't I got TP sorry TP to me no I mean I'm that's super cheap I can't do
that oh clap my cheeks down to me for you for no I mean it's actually just it's
like a I'm just bug I died to a fucking rat yeah yeah yeah are you
I suppose we can get enough, because we can just leave over here and set it up.
You can just sleep, we're in bed.
Sleep please.
Sure, sure, sure.
I gotcha.
You know what?
Go.
Nice.
Can I be honest you guys, I feel absolutely useless.
Right now.
It's okay.
Right now we're getting a loot back, which you gotta recover.
Just just just just put all the chest put all the move back into the chest and we'll do a decrease
Sage
Fall guys, sorry, let me go there
Oh you didn't get invited to that?
Wait, what is that?
I don't know, I was just kidding.
Oh, no.
Guys, there's a Piranha in the water that's cooking us shit, man.
Yeah.
Kill it.
Oh no.
Force on fire.
I'll kill it.
I'll kill it.
I got him, I got him.
Oh, there's multiple.
Peronings dead you got them yeah yeah they gave me paralysis though okay
there's there's there's gear in the water you need to start holding all that
shit back here rings and shit here yes yeah she was
Yeah
You're just you can buy to the group man mother such a
Yeah, I'm okay 30 gambling stream after this holy hard
To thanks for I came back here all my good looks here
Wait what about the level though
I have not used it in my last 44 months.
Now here's the one I just bought.
I just bought a necklace!
Nice!
She's nice!
Give out to me!
Cozy streams excuse me now
Well that was in time to talk to Jolt either
Chessie all the items
You guys in the water, it's buddy, right? Yeah, I put your gear in the chest
Thank you man.
Problem?
Um.
Yep, it's all your gear.
Huh?
It's all your gear.
Thing.
I mean, I, I, yeah.
Yeah, I'll throw it out for you. It's on the floor right in front of you.
What about the Super Helmet though?
Oh, you're wearing it right here. Like, they can't remove it?
Uh, nope. I can take it off.
It's just respiration, magic protection. Yeah.
Wait, so where's my...
It might still be in the water.
it's gone i grabbed everything let me see
faith in lava chat if i put blocks in the lava what's happening with it
i don't see nothing oh oh i found your iron saber
oh thank you man that's really good right here
here.
I think I didn't see this mod saying lava, no?
Over here.
I'll spy on you.
Hold on.
I didn't have to go down in lava.
Dude, there's a nymph on your six o'clock checking you out.
Yeah, I mean, that's pretty usual for me.
Okay, don't even react to me, it's fine.
Ouch!
What the?
Oh, these aren't too hot.
Yes, you are.
There's too long of a plug, that's why.
I closed the water for you.
second one G
yeah I mean
just buddy from from down down I drop it right on you it's right boy holy
fire that's like a dream skater
other spot guys fire things just fun go ahead and break I build them both
instantly holy shmoly and I'm gonna break the fires the fire spawn them holy
fish moly classic what are they then engine
weakness of water I'm thinking I should off I'm just I'm so tired of it man I'm
I'm so tired of it, man.
Why is it 20, 24 out of 100?
Oh, my man out probably, right?
I
Joe come on I can't do anything right in my life
That's not true. You can lock in a dinner come on. So smack some body
Yeah, I'm ready
right behind you we can do this as a team yeah if we work together and we use all of
the abilities we can watch out it's dungeon holy you saved my life thank you I'm great
God Ex, nice to meet you.
I can't do anything because I've got fat fingers.
Dracula cosplay.
He'll that spider above you, Jesse.
behind you behind you jesse
uh-oh made a bitch
i'm gonna be down there by the bottom
why do i have bad luck uh why am i why do i have bad luck in all that
Chris of holding it.
Ready for blast.
What the hell just blew up?
Hit it, I'm blocking, hit it!
Hit it, I'm blocking!
Where are you?
Uh oh.
I'm muted.
Lol.
Help!
I just lost the XP bastard!
I'm muted.
Lol.
please don't take my xp sir just to spam it's xp for me please
I need else I need else yeah I thought we had a lot of wool here you know
you should be in our chest oh watch out I can't get hit by the sword
I
Oh, what the hell was that?
If I die one more time, I swear everyone will pay
You are poor
Okay, all your lutes on top of a wool block
outside
I mean I keep smiling across the universe because I slept with you guys. You know me
Yeah
Yeah
Hey, get this thing
Fuck off
Fuck off, bro. Oh
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I did have a little bit of this but
I love the levels version one once think of it thick
Build an XE farm under the low other what does that mean?
You're just making shit up.
They're on an xD farm.
I don't think you get levels for the pressure bars, do you?
Come here so we can go to the sleep, okay?
Yeah, we're gonna plug the holes in the top of your mouth
Wait who just broke that why would you break that Jesse?
One mom in here all my loot in here
Okay, sorry, sorry for yelling
It's all good.
Look at the burst by the way, it's kinda scary. Look up.
I got a leech on me, I got a leech on me, I hate leeches.
I'll leave.
Okay, thank you.
Okay.
You mean I look older as moron?
Dude, I haven't slept in a fucking, like a day and a half, man.
I
Got him cook down here, dude
Help
Guys, yeah disengage it everybody's engaged or we're living we're doing I'm just engaging. Oh, oh, I
disengaged it
I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked.
I just lost 10 XP and I'm gonna die.
Again? I swear, I swear, we lost like 40 levels.
Ergon is out overall.
Yeah, we need the tomb.
Yep.
Oh, guys, there's a...
There's a...
There's a Leon outside.
I grabbed all the loot.
I think I'm gonna keep it.
Oh my god.
Is there any free people on this server?
Server's dead, dude.
Should we just go on hop?
I've got a backpack.
Can we just go to sleep, please?
Guys!
Guys!
Yeah?
Lock this monster!
Lock this monster outside!
Lock this monster outside!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm going to the base!
I'm inside the base.
Okay, I'm sleeping tonight.
I've lost a tail of like 50 XP I think.
This has to be the most dedicated fucking Leon I have ever seen in my life.
That's a player!
I don't care!
That's a fucking player, man!
I mean, stream sniping, like, in Minecraft's kind of fucking great.
It's gross. It's gross.
See, he's writing about his overall, like, this game mode, like, all the crap.
Like, you gotta make a call-up. I'm so glad that you say, fuck it, just stop it.
It's like when you play Tarkov, and you lost three fucking kits, right?
And you're like, you know what I did? I'll just get one good rate, and I'll get like a few kits back or whatever.
And then you drop your entire fucking stash in like one single sitting it because you won't just say fuck it
I gotta just stop one time
That now I can't come out now
now. Log out now. Dude, I, no, no, no, no, I need, I need to respond. Remember? I
remember. Turn your screen off for a second for stream. No. Come in my bed now, boy.
I suppose the door was good.
Never again we never do that again.
Everon or Frick.
I gotta do it.
Yeah I mean I think he's only fair right?
This is actually insane, like, holy fuck.
Can you block the fucking hole?
Like, ooh.
I think it is considered block, right?
No, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Okay.
Got it, I'm not slashing, shut it.
Goodnight.
Cool, that was fun.
Open up.
I don't have anything to break out of here.
Right?
Yeah, I'm just depressed.
I'm back, though.
Can you break the switch?
No, just go away.
Are we stuck in here?
I mean, I've got one block.
Are you guys hearing these weird voices?
This is miserable.
Yeah, it's the river.
This is war.
This is hell.
This reminds me of Vietnam. The pain, the misery. The death, the torture.
There's just a scarecrow camping outside, huh?
N.R.
Well, there he is
I'm trying to crash the fuck out
Season five win
Yeah
Outro
Yep, that's about what I'm at right now. I'll just check it. Let me just use the power. Yep
They've done where's the ring? I
Have your ender queen crown
Have your bazaar I
Have this backpack full of juice. Hey, by the way, I'm all because you a slime ball look your
Yeah, but what about the ring is it gone?
Yeah, it's probably up there
Did I fall down all the way to the bottom over there over here?
Oh guys, I can't leave that on there
But your backpacks in here with all your loot no the rings I'm dying
Got it!
Can you water me now?
Yep.
What's at the top of the tower, by the way?
Oh, the boss.
We've got to kill that.
We could probably cheese into that.
Are you watering?
Uh, nay.
I did a water on the side.
Okay, I'm going.
Thank you
Uh, no in the ravine I meant I'm under
Oh, gotcha, Roger, on my way
Second 1G, on my way
I like this is so quick, guys
Oh, wow, that's-
Oh, oh
Okay
Sure
Boom
He's literally spawned for my one block I put it like that was just crazy
This guy says my was there shooting by the way, I thought of the shooting as I thought of coming as well
It's not shooting at all
I
Do my eyes are gonna be red them all I should not fly drops if it is anything on those out of those is bad
It's maybe they're infectious because I'm not anything again. I um, it's it's sensitive dude. I'm cooked
Yeah, maybe they're just bad eye drops like expired. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
It's Jonas that you do see it. Yeah, I mean literally. Yeah. Oh I pause tomorrow
All right, let's get it wait here's uh your gear is like
Nah, just forget about it. I should forget about the gear. It's it's bad anyway
I've been like coping it. It's good. It's shit
The lead game tag Greek
So what useless
dudes
Dude
We should take the
um
he's right he's right
you know what i'm taking a shot off of it
too risky
instead
i have 17 tig
check it's gonna block it
Ow, man. Stop hurting me, you're real, man.
Thanks, Keppel.
How's your head shot bad?
What the fuck? Who just blew me up?
It was the skeleton shoots fucking bombs.
Oh, great. Now, skeletons can blow you up. Fantastic.
Does it surprise me one bit?
Could you see?
Yeah.
You set the water bucket?
Empty, but yeah, I'm on my way to come get it right now.
I might need to do a strategy that I consider to be last resort.
And we're talking last resort.
Do you go on?
we're gonna water up the tower I grow the boss and then drop all the down yeah
but I died with all the loot and they got exploded by a creeper okay that's all
good you doing don't give up now it's not the time
guys I think we've been doing the same thing every time we played yeah I
we've been pretty well we've leveled up I mean barely yeah they've got all our
loot yeah I mean if this guy does it like a slacker fifty cal at the top of
me and he's got full full up a lot more I just see a skeleton of your full set
on yeah I just died even higher on the tower with all our loot I see this guy
with my fucking headset I guess you can we not cheese it and punch them the hell
friendly fire guys guys don't be a brawl this yes we have one opportunity to
out there any of a full on brawl heard that we had one opportunity and I died
oh shit I mean I was a buddy they stopped fighting each other and they all
focused me when I walked in there's a shmigal outside too fuck I mean it is
is absolutely joeber
the last resort we need to get sand
and to build up
alright
not the sandstrap
let's try one time
i'll eat a few
I just got all our loot back, I've been back now, I swear to God.
I have weapons for everybody.
Really?
Yes.
Seriously.
here, hex, take, jesse, have an arrow, throw an arrow, kill that thing, nice, good job,
go it up, watch out, doubled, he's low, especially if you've got all our loot, you've got one
weapon, it's all good, two weapons, two weapons, what the heck
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hey bows are literally
wait bows are actually cheating
jesse? uh huh? comms?
I'm jumping on the floor, I'm gonna die on the floor.
Why would you do that?
I dropped that all of our loot.
Oh you dropped it?
Yeah yeah I got all of our loot, I can jump out.
Good job.
Oh my god, there's one guy with a X's full set on.
Do you have any weapons?
Yeah, yeah, here.
Oh my god, stop playing with me.
Let's do it.
Is this fun though?
Yeah.
I'm one lock up again for like the middle time.
we're like losing but it's like you actually one block off yep
um let me see do they have like a shovel or something shit we have twenty sir twenty-six
glass where you at oh I see okay yeah you're just easy I'm gonna you know I'm
gonna jump yeah I'm gonna jump up I got I got the full set I got the full set I'm
I'm jumping down.
They did the wrong way.
Jesse, come on, bro.
Yeah, me.
It didn't mean to.
X, here, take this.
Oh, shoot.
X, take this, take this.
Yeah, yeah, this is what we get, bro, honestly.
It's karma.
It's cheating karma.
Thank you for the set there.
Thank you for all your the gold.
I get it twice as fast though.
I say here they go.
I say here they go.
My name's not Jesse.
It's Dimitri.
Yo, yo.
Yo, you're a grack! Like, you need to chill out a minute!
Okay, my bad.
I love you so much, chicks.
Change yourself after a fuckin' AI that Elon made.
Actually, crazy.
You good?
Run. Run.
Oh, no.
what are you doing you don't know what I'm doing just forget about me it's
advanced revenues
good fight, good fight, keep it going
get back
Fuck it, Leroy Jenkins style. Boom. Boom.
I got no more weapons.
Got a cave splatter being greedy, I went in the chest. Sorry.
Dead.
Watch out, X.
Dead.
I hate having a cold
Excuse me the worst, isn't it?
I can't is anyone
Did you just lose all of our loot?
No, I did not, not at that.
Skibiti, skibiti, toilet, toilet, skibiti.
Yeah, I lost all.
Skibiti, toilet, toilet.
Dude, you're joking.
That's on the fourth floor.
Guarded by a gate.
Oh, I think not a gate. I should have used a game spider.
Fuck it.
This is a bad timing.
Yeah.
Take this.
Take this, good.
It's a bad time to stop saying a word.
Um, what even is that at home?
Godzilla just found in here.
Godzilla just found in here.
I'm getting mollywop.
Okay, we need to go to bed.
Middle left bus 2-0-0-0, Pepe Laugh.
I got this is this is this trash like this is generally just trash just not real I can't oh
I'm really gonna die to a rock for a bit that we're just trawling the game
Let's get a bad and I'm the mother joy of those guys
They are not yeah, you're doing really
You're doing really really well
Anyone need any carrots?
We're both laying in bed by the way whenever you want to go.
Come on, come on, come on.
There we go.
XPCL.
I'm gonna be video again ready. Yeah
Except cheetah cheetah except except except
Come on get in bed. It says I don't feel sleepy yet. Oh
You're inside it
Yeah, or no, I'm not I
I can do this
Oh, you like you like yeah, what the fuck was just happened
You know
I lost all my loot.
I lost everything.
Alright.
Alright, do you want to do that, Joe?
Yep.
Mayor Greg.
Yeah, what's up?
I'm over here on top of this chest.
Click F5 twice and lock in.
F5 twice.
I gotta blow my nose, hold on.
You do it this time. I'm too depressed to do it.
Yo, it's going on guys, this has been another amazing episode of ROcraft Season 5 Episode 3, kick it away X.
The spiritual low, the vibes are down. I think this might be it.
And it's gonna be the last episode low-key
This is the mop I broke me that one is even harder than the other one and that's what you would say if you were a loser
But we're not losers. We're winners
Get up there and get a little back
Let's do it guys. What's up? Let's go
Cut yeah, fuck that. Oh shit. Fuck this shit. I mean, yeah, I'm no good ultra anyway, right?
Yeah, we gotta use AI now to just complete the thing like holy shit
We actually made a lot of progress today to be fair.
No. I think we made it 20 yards from our base, put down a chest, lost everything. I made a farm.
I mean, we got a lot of XP.
Wait, my eyes are really bad.
Go put some water in your eyes.
I look sick.
You do look kinda cool.
Did you sleep?
No.
Let's be honest, on the end, Shumi's gonna play deadlock for another $500.
No, I put eye drops.
Next to your eyes look like tomorrow.
She's gonna play for 12 hours.
Are you like high enough, Frank, for it to make sense now?
Like, what's your rank?
Uh, Oracle 3.
Is that high?
It's like, it's uh...
Two tears off of Max!
Two tears off of Max?
Yeah, but like compared to the average, is that like right above average?
Not really, it's like top 10% of what I think.
Oh.
But I mean, I'm crushing my games, it's like, I, I mean...
I watched a one-haze game before you went to bed, that was pretty nice.
Like just jungling the whole, like I would do that.
actually it's kind of fun like just
juggling and not helping the team at all
dude dude it does look like he's trying
to act like he's not crying because he
lost all his loot he actually done with
this this thing we play more um I mean
No, we'll play more. We'll play more it
We'll play more as long people like it
I just feel like people hate this because we're just dying over and over again, but
They like it. Okay
chat
Guys, uh, yeah, I like it. I'm like a bit about you guys. I would have a long stream
I didn't sit in my eyes are very good. I think I think I need to get some sleep
I'll do a little bit again by me in part of it
This is bad. It's bad bad tomorrow. You're gonna be so red
Yeah, I get some eye patches
Yeah, I just thought oh dude a lot of my drops it like it like it did that
Surely this time. I mean it's just one time today because I'm because I didn't see the buyers are dry
They'll be fine. I get fucked on
Why do you swallow in it?
Cuz because oh bro the winter here is a very dry like the air is so dreaded. You have no dryness
I don't know what it is.
What's the point of having a Florida house?
It's during the winter you go to Florida.
That's like the classic Canadian strat.
You go to Florida during the winter.
True.
That has houses in every country you need to live in.
There.
Why?
Get house in Britain.
Uh, nah.
56 months.
I don't like it.
Yeah, I'm doing but again, but yeah, okay, I will be no no check as you guys. I'm cooked yet
I guess but it is that anything else
Well, I mean
This is the way easily like nonchalant. You said I just don't like Britain man. It just james
Oh
I'm here
You never show up, you never show up, no?
you
you