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03-03-2026 · 8h 18m
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Yo, yo, where my little tech?
Hold on.
Dude, am I bugging?
Overlay is no.
Dashboardin'.
And then...
can i get a welcome to the john i have seen today
scuba ryan here um feared buck post
i'm not watching a fucking uh deadlock playloki
I'm very such a low
Oh, that is that the door in the game. Hey, we all chat
What's it being a checkers? I should have better share of the mall chat, but um, I think overall it's pretty good
I think it's this it's fun string. It's really fun against a shot
You should put one FL again at some point
Excuse me. I had to some like I think I have an allergy to the whatever I just I use to the jungle chance
like I think it's pretty much it's pretty much an allergic reaction
but I know other G's so it's just odd
you feeling good today?
maybe they're all the eye jobs you're hearing
scubble Ryan says what?
and yes it is not clip farming that nigger is as stupid as he appears to be
whom?
that that nigger is a dumb legit ironing okay like he's
like
But it's like I feel like he needs like a
Big brother living with him or something teaching shit or some shit gang like there's a lot of shit
He just don't know I'm sitting there like yo, how do you know that or?
Why do you think this is you feel me like that after those times? I feel like I'm teaching this
Yo, blah blah blah blah. He's like what I'm like, what?
He's like, huh?
So, we spent some time, we got closer with Rekha.
I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean, dude, chat.
I think if I was live streaming at, I don't even know how it was, is it 12?
Whatever?
Like, it would have been GG for me.
What is the one piece?
So, Tina.
That answer has been determined since the very beginning.
The secret never written down.
Guys, what is that man like?
I don't care, corny.
I
Dude what a what a boring post I
Mean a
Slight show and say that he wrote something about the series and he flew in the ocean
Ready only one thing missing
First K here with can you please give me three door you see how to say huge but have a whopper
I went viral on that heard about it very
Not bad, right?
Only one thing missing.
Dude, that's crap, huh?
Which I, I, I, I, I guess, I, I, I'm, I'm, I, we all agree fast food is dog shit.
I, I mean, I love fast food and I, I, I just think it's dog shit, right?
But Burger King is old to dog shit.
And if that was just old, I wouldn't even mind it then.
But it's just please.
It's genuinely just bad, like it's just not, there's only one good thing over there and
it's the chicken sandwich classic.
You get a chicken sandwich classic and in most places, yes, then my secret is that
you pick up the lettuce because the lettuce is going to be dog shit because they can
do lettuce properly.
I mean, dude, I think McDonald's in the big market, the lettuce is nice, right?
Wait, is there lettuce?
There is a lettuce.
Nice, it's nice, it's not like old green and shit.
Resident Evil.
Yeah, it's cool.
I mean, how much I have in words anyway,
that's way too bulky for somebody anyway.
I think it's so massive.
I would not be buying this shit.
But this guy has it.
That's cool as shit.
What?
Um, Chah, who is that?
Chah, who the fuck is this?
Happy 57 months, ex.
Oh, Chris Redfield.
My field-year-old son loves watching you.
I mean, it's pretty cool.
He even laughs when you table slam plus fart.
He wanted to ask you if you've ever done a silver stream, brother.
Sinna, Moats, Yugi, Bruce, Squishy, Aiden, XQC, Glicks, Stable, Ron Bale, Dingle, Riley, Zoink, Joe Bart, Arke, Jason the Wien, Lacey, Ray, and Sketch.
Now we have, I believe, yes, we have four spots, Chad's gonna be 24 streamers, eight teams, 3v3 zoning.
So who's my team though?
24 streamers, eight teams, 3v3 zoning. That is gonna be Sunday, March 8th, it's gonna be Saturday.
Chad, these other players come...
Um, no, that's one. That's all right. That's all right. Chad, 3v3, is that good or not?
Welcome to the jungle LLL desks lamp
What is it?
Coffin
Oh my oh my fucking God, bro. I can't
Yo, he not forever is on a team with him. Do it. Dude all my thoughts and prayers for you
I am at you. I actually I am giving you all my prayers
You're for the next few years. I know you're in for a trip to team. What?
Why is that with me?
What?
No, he's not at the, what are you doing there?
Actually...
Good luck.
Okay, stop it.
Here's, it's XCC alien coffin.
I was trying to align it I asked some random chick on the street yo sorry can you help me
with this she looks at me like this and just moves by like I'm a fucking creep yo bro all
the confidence was gone okay confidence was gone yeah this cap yo I love on the pixel
chat but his fit in real life I'm not trying to be rude if there was somebody real straight
He fits the exact profile.
Yo, he's got the old dad jeans
with the old sketches of one of the fucking, right?
He's got the fucking old t-shirt
and he's got the glasses like that, bruh, bruh.
Do you blame them though?
We'll never-
You have the new balanced glasses.
Dude, dude, I mean.
Where's the shit out of the truck?
Where's the shit out?
Is that the chicken rest?
Some random chick on the street.
Yo, sorry, can you help me with this?
She looks a bit like this.
Yeah, I mean, no shit, dude.
Yo, how's this two fucking, is it?
Does that say two fucking upvotes?
Oh, what is that?
Jack, this is the biggest jack.
You got to use code, drink, and screw face.
Check that?
I heard them in the slipper.
Dude.
I mean, I should go on it.
Love the content lately with friends excuse now
Hey yo
They are physically very assurant.
Thanks for fucking hating me.
You like a homeless, less evil,
since the last time she was brought to school.
Shafi has no prior experience, right?
And there's no weird shit going on.
No cheat, nothing?
I mean, obviously no cheat, right?
I mean, I commit, yo.
I don't think it's satisfying it.
I had ordered a kid's meal for my son and the nuggets were literally just blacked out.
I was just wondering if I could get like the one because my son is going to get sick.
Thank you so much sir.
Cringe.
Uh, I mean that's just cringe isn't it?
I ordered a meat chicken. A meat chicken with like extra mayonnaise, but she guys put like a way like too much of mayonnaise
That's not funny like Jack Jack what what with with pranks and shit. It's not in a prance. This is just like one
This is like it's like fraud. It's like this is trash like what is wrong with you?
Also, I don't think that would be a good that they have it burns like this
Jack, I think the way it would burn it would be like when they did they go like orange and
We didn't crispy right? I don't think they would burn like this
Yeah, what else
Well, I just click on them because there's a little bit of a good girl. What is that?
Yo, honey nigga, what's up nigga? You want your money?
You're running up on me like that for nigga
What's up, bro? What's up, nigga?
This ain't got shit to do with you, bro.
This ain't got shit to...
I mean, this is the fakest shit I've ever seen in my entire life.
I mean, this is the fakest shit I've seen in my entire life.
This is fakier than love again. I mean, what the fuck is that?
You're not getting out of this car.
Call the nigga, bro.
I need my money, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
Say what you want. You ain't getting out of this car, bruh.
Get the fuck out of here!
I didn't think you'd run into my bread.
Are you the-
French.
This is more fake than that mop you have on your head.
Yo, this is more fake than the fucking toupee you're wearing.
This is more than the fucking rug wrap that's on top of your head, you fucking bitch.
Yo, this is faking in your fucking bald cap you're wearing right now.
Um...
What?
Hmm. I said ex-
Why is this car though?
Why is this car though?
I'm saying it, why?
So he might let me do it.
I don't think he's going to let me do it, but I would really like to do it.
I said at XQC, would you ever allow me to race one of your cars on a track?
Guys, I live like nearby a track and I have multiple cars that could be driven on the
track.
I mean, I don't give a shit.
Oh my god, I was like would you ever you know what I mean and he said okay, that is too far
Nothing is more fake. Yes. Yes. He actually said he would um
He did tell me an alternative to something which is which would be awesome, but I would I
Only think it's funny. I only think it's funny because I think I get to drive Ron's
So now I get to drive Ron's Porsche. I don't want to drive FQC's
car but it's not scary so the reality is that you know what the right thing about
the track is that it's almost like self it's self-regulates as in people that
are more new okay they're not really a danger of crashing because they won't go
fast enough to crash like genuinely like you have to be very irresponsible like
when you when you go for your high RPM shame you're fighting full
bottle and anything starts to feel like you're like it's gonna scare it when
you're newer like you don't trust the gas pedal and you hold it down and shit
it's like this it's what it is and if you don't do this with a stake you
never even been to a track before well I don't know what's ever gonna happen
because I know XQC and I know me and I'm so busy and he'll be busy and it
won't work, but I would have loved to do it because I think it would be fucking hilarious if
W charity tax are not for us. Yeah, I'll still check the bad bitch check job when I when I get home very very soon
Literally
I have a budget I will ship it and it's not something that that's always gonna happen
Maybe, oh, he's gonna do it, in order.
I got my main doodle with the camera already there
and shit like that.
I got all the shit lined up, it's all lined up.
I got Jesse coming in.
It's just too easy.
They got Victor, Victor's locked in it.
W-H-W-M, you get to see him.
I think, I'm gonna go inside and hold it in line.
I'm about to hit the fucking 8th pk. It's gonna happen, I'm about to hit my ultra
primer.
Mom see
Bro can't say too much. Can I say this? No, I can't right I can't right
But let's just say there was some beef in the soccer ball and I was backing up one of my boys
That's all I can I don't want to say too much bro, but
Come on man
Yo, hey, did you see we cool right we cool right?
Yo, let's just say after I defended one of my boys. Hey, they may have been coming
I don't know they may have been coming for me. I don't know bro. I don't know you did you?
Check your DMs bro, check your DMs DTG
Check your DMs bro, on the way home
On the way home from the challenge
DDG, you already know
You already know what I was doing bro
Yo, we were listening to Mother Sucker and Moonwacken on telebuses bro
Of course, me and my boys were listening to DDG bro
Come on, we cool, we cool, no? We cool
Yeah, yeah
That's it. That happened.
I'm good at it, but I don't have any problems with anybody.
I don't care. I don't care.
I'm not surprised that people are wrong with me.
I was going to check out Skate's new update on March 10th.
There'll be a missus.
We have about five minutes remaining
in the majority's first hour.
So I just want to ask you some questions related
to the crimes committed by Mr. Epstein and Ms. Max.
You know all the pictures that
Is he's live in shit bro bro bro reminiscing the fucking
Mr.. President we have about five minutes remaining in the majority's first hour
So I just want to ask you bro within the memory sessions related to
the crimes committed by mr
Um, oh snap is that a boy is stepping the hawk?
Okay. Whoa! Dude, what the fuck are these posts? I don't even know why who posts this shit, man
Um
Was that the picture that they even they able to
Jack is it? No, it's not. No, it's not. Oh, I'm gonna do it. What else do we have to do,
Jack? Oh, I've got a bunch of links already. Oh, what was that? Don't do it. I'm gonna
do that you have the same Christmas and for Trump that in the whole thing is bro
right you are fucking weird shit like I don't I don't hear a fucking like at the
very least before yeah I guess but the man was convicted of the most horrendous
shit in 2008 you know I mean 2008 anything had anything debate we will
getting involved with that person is insane.
Would you say that the skins are more sexualized?
I mean, yeah, they are, but I don't think they're doing a deliberate effort to sell more
skins by sexualizing their skin.
Is it a hero normally in its normal habitat will be not too sexual?
Of course, skins are more meant to be.
They can go sideways because the main character is lore related, it's like some warrior yet
in the war in normal clothes.
If it's pool party, I want to see some cheeks, Matt.
Buster.
What else?
The DOJ has been taking down S-ing files per CVS.
But why though?
I mean, they're already out.
I mean, what are they going to do?
They're out, they're out, right?
I mean, somebody's gonna hose us on a fucking server.
You feel it?
Jack, I don't know what this is about, am I right?
I bought another one.
And this is where it stops.
This is where it stops.
Even if Furious now buys the sicker should ever.
XQC at the MrBeast event in the bus,
bro was wearing a yellow fucking watch
that looked like a fucking transformer.
It was looking kind of small.
I was asking him about it.
What is that watch?
saying it's a it's a richard mill it was a yellow richard mill female version why
female he said man times are tough the female ones are cheaper the smaller
it's fine it's it did look it did look good on him though it did look good on
him though a yellow female richard mill yo imagine to each other I would I was
well watch it attracts males I mean I mean personally me I'm more of a
woman's guy I like to get the attention of the woman right I'm not trying to get
all the boys I mean dude you know what I mean
well say shit about other streamers on the internet I'm gonna go from here but
you know it's like just jokes that's not just wanted to say that they will
live at some of them the other obviously don't quit them but the streamer that
talked whatever you want to call it doesn't care or something so they think
everything is all buddy buddy but it's not and so yeah awkward to certain things
like wait you know I don't put you but like what's going on here so I'll be
observing that I was seeing that no you can't say that
John Wayne saying is wrong yo yo yo I swear Reggie these days he chat he
kind of a preachers the choir a lot he panders a lot but what he said makes
No, since at all streamers will say shit about other streamers
I mean he is in the jungle X and I guess to them it's like just jokes or it's not serious
But when they meet these people in real life
The other is obviously don't yeah. Yeah. Yeah
If if you take something as serious as you can and you take it as hard as you like it's a dick, okay?
I have to be able to do chat that's kind of on you. Okay. I'm not going to assume you're gonna take it
That's hard this fucking harder. Okay, you think that what?
Whatever Neon showed up at, you think that, oh dude, oh my god, this guy should press
and he should be so mega mad, he should be, he should fucking, it's not a business engine,
throw hands at him, no, I didn't expect him to be fucking mad and when I see him, he's
not mad at him, okay. How's that a fold? How's that a fold? It's just what it is,
It's just
I'm like three people to take it to take some fucking joke hard like it like it's a real insult and if they do okay cool
I mean I kind of get it, but I mean that's on them, but the streamer that talked
But it's not so yeah awkward discerning like wait, I don't put you but like what's going on here
So I be observing that I was seeing that happen tonight. Yo, yo, it's not the folder guys
I call the agents cars some broken car, whatever, but when he bought his SF 90, right?
everybody agreed
That it everybody agreed that that that was a fucking that was meant to be a joke overall
I'd be able to understood that I was a different that was a different because that people still thought I was
ambiguous and still in the gray area
It's kind of it's kind of not a joke whatever they were kind of mad about it
whatever and they bought the same car and whatever I thought with them I
explained I thought process whatever and it was okay that it was the whole thing
was a Joe and I don't even more and that's what that's what it how it is if
you think that if you said dude what he said it was fucking weird I would mind
I want my life for this car I love myself 90 if you want to call it like
this dude I hate it like I hate you see yeah they need to be like okay I
I mean so I did you got a friend I mean that's not what it was like, but like five like five
Did I even just ex you see me already see yes, so like a bunch of shit. I'm like, yo, this is weird
So what do you talk someone on the internet chat? You see them in real life?
Is it supposed to be buddy buddy cuz it's just was it streaming courses was me
What do you think I feel that SEC say a lot of shit I don't like but in his head is like oh
It's just a clip or oh, it's just this moment. I feel like you're being of this
So when I see you in person it's not that deep. I don't care, but the other girl like yo game
That's not how I move. Yeah, you talked about me. I don't okay then fine
I know then then then we can't be friends. I guess if you if you're somebody who can't take up a light a light fucking
Jab that's gonna that everybody everybody laughs and it creates some content
If you cannot make content off of either self-appreciating it or throwing small jabs then okay
then I think you're a bad shiver one yo generally if you cannot take a small jab
for fun out of left field right that I think you're stuck in the game I'm
making content and I don't really give a shit I mean it is what it is I wrote I
think shots out of everybody all the time and nobody blinks it I even I think
a bazillion shots that are one joke sometimes so that's not jokes so now
you will try be hurtful and I still take it like it's a joke it was like
You're gonna fool them your life because I don't care. I will label it always okay because you know
We're trying to come out of it up in his bitch. I don't give a shit, but so what what what what I guess?
Oh my god, I
Dude
I'm so rude. Okay, then fucking moving on. I guess I mean then we can't we can't be friends
Yes, well keep a cordial cuz it's candle for the content, but deep down. I don't I feel like a whole lot of that happened
Okay, there's a little bit. Yeah, hopefully I don't know that's the thing
I don't know if mr. Beason to put that type shit in his video game
cuz videos are hella like PG?
ummm
one of the things you're doing is you're totally online, yeah but I mean that's the whole point
yo, all this is online
like
I don't really know why you have to think that like
dude, I'll see you at land
this whole, this whole
the energy minus is so sad
it's so sad
every, the whole point is to entertain the masses whatever
whatever and to and to have fun and to create comment and you go and you go dude
dude on this off-stream yo I better not catch it fucking land and throw some
fucking hands bitch ass yo this guy he said some shit I'm gonna remember this
I'm married and throw some fucking head dude then fucking go become a boxer go
become a go become something like I don't know like like why are you why are
you streaming then like though this entire industry is just not like that
You think that whatever I saw fucking whatever speed talk shit. Yo, dude. She said that though
like
User I show speed
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You just ass you ass
Not you're just ass. You are just ass. He says you ass play me
Like dude it dude it all my fucking he said that oh
Yo, he said that though
This bitch ass the one I fucking see you in the level fuck we all see when I see it land dude
Oh, I came in speak it all man like see that I mean no
There's a joke as you know, I was joking though. I was joking. I was I was joking it. I'm just saying it
Please if I did that I'd be weird and I would be I would be one. That's weird
I know why when it's when it's joseph I come from me then then it's not weird then oh, it's all okay
Whatever, but everybody talks to me that it's all okay. No, I think all this fine
Look at that father game
Why are you leaving me a old clip?
Fake people tend to be people that are able to be straight-up sailor V
See the people make car jokes that and I don't even know who they are. I don't know who some streamers
What? I'm not gonna watch you guys, it's nine years ago, I'm- I'm seeing what's on this clip, though.
Look at that server game, look at it.
Fuck, they burned our brains out.
Look at it!
I have a fucking beard.
Look at that shit!
What?
Not good enough.
I got- I got a-
I
Watch it they changed the game by the way literally watched you while giving birth love you Felix
So about last job, I was out of it
We need we need to go back it to sing that say how it is
Because if you cannot take light jabs that are genuinely to the eyes of everybody else,
your soft, your soft, your soft, your soft, it's not the opposite where you have to stand
on business everybody.
It's more that if you think you have to stand on business about jabs, you're soft.
That's it.
You're a soft noodle.
What else about it?
The only thing you should do back is some light jazz back.
I mean, you know, imagine if Ron,
that's why it's seriously.
62 months subscribe.
Why do you think I go plus one
on all the jokes I say about Ron?
And I think it's too far these days
because he can take it and he fires back
and makes content.
Imagine if I said it.
W speak.
Right, or Ronaldo.
Nice to meet you sir.
Oh yeah.
Would you like to play games with me today?
Or we have the cordial,
because if I'm weird, then he's gonna have to sell a business.
Like fuck that, dude.
Your account has been deactivated.
Retro.
Computer printers, show me the clips
where I talk shit about anybody you see on the screen.
You know what?
I actually challenge you.
Why browse this right, and we watch on clips?
Find me one clip where I spoke some shit, and it's actually suggested that-
Whoa!
That-
And-
And-
And give me at least three, about eight of them that I showed you, in the past, where it was
genuinely some hurtful shit that you- you think it was not a joke.
How? What- what is this? You're wrong!
Hell, did you see that poor guy's gonna be broke now?
Your account has been deactivated.
We live in an unaware ex-QC is the most civilized streamer.
Oh, what a-
That's a timeline.
Yeah, dude.
Dude.
Yeah, no shit's stupid.
Look at it.
Look at his eyes.
Yo, this is- this is the classic clip bait eyes.
What's wrong?
Now, let me see that poor guy's gonna be broke now.
Send him like 250.
250, bro.
What?
At least five.
I'm not gonna lie.
500
Okay, but he knew the risk given someone is doordash account
Was I not
Yeah, yeah, it's range basis. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake. It's like although they don't they oh my god
The top top thing I'll watch it
Twitch Bible celebrates enter woman's day
Second.
Out of all the day, there's one day, women's day, it's just one day, and they just lock
them all up in the kitchen, I mean, I mean, really?
the DDG incident that you heard is field well which one though the boxing
one is the boxing one
you know what you know I'm actually gonna self-blaze and give myself some
praise actually. What was that? In all the times where I could have clipped
farmed and people were saying some jabs about DDG and shit like that, they were saying some
weird shit and some, when they were saying the do-do, whatever the fuck, I gave them
a pushback, but I'm not gonna do that. I didn't hop on those trends. I didn't fucking do
those low-hanging jabs, not even one time. And that, even in the do-do clip, I
said that that it was wrong I yeah yeah I mean it's weird yeah I mean what like it's just no idea
I get mad at a co-worker who gives a shit in 30 fucking years we're never gonna talk
I'm not gonna talk to 99% of you I agree hi no I saw this where's this where's this um
like sort of playing R1v6
I
Dropping all of your utile everywhere
Wait, how many how many do you recommend defending the thing and how many should be like outside?
What so what is he doing?
Characters like to play inside the sites every character has a certain speed to them
You'll see it when you're picking the characters. So if you're like, oh, he's doing that couple everything. Oh
Yeah, yeah, he's in the top thing. Yeah
Yeah, it was two. I thought two of them, so they're coming down to see me right about
here, right here.
Evening, Mr. Flex. This is a sense speaking.
No, it's not.
I can see in the form you that I'm never beating the record.
I think it's just a little bit of a mess.
Never.
Guys, guys, guys.
This includes paper motion, but I don't see the hashtag ad.
I have never. Maybe I can. I don't.
Is it the hashtag ad?
oh it's Shroud's ass I got it
I can't even click it though
well that seems really like defensive side
it's a it is a defense game but we just need to drone a little bit better
that's all because you guys aren't fighting the boss mr. Cal Justin Salti
that's not how do I do it?
that's not a shroud!
who the fuck is that?
isn't that Justin?
it'll do a channeling and if you see a person it'll scan it
you will destroy these nodes
yeah true
a little a little bit longer it's a little bit longer
bit longer, but also like you guys are kind of it doesn't matter to ping them
that's just to find out what operators they are. Okay. What was the top tip of the
limb? So let me watch this. Sea of Kai and Hassan's chimpanzee says buying
viewbots is more important than quality content. I mean true I guess. Guys,
Guys, guys, that's, I mean, that's just a crazy quote though.
That's like saying that killing your opponents is easier
than doing a successful campaign in politics.
I mean, holy fuck, I guess, but Jesus Christ,
it's an insane thing to say.
You know what I mean?
What, that was a good analogy.
How is that not a good analogy?
That was a good analogy, no?
He says, he says, he works in Mr. Beast, okay, fighting against view bots.
He says, major streamer, manager, explains why creators should stop viewbotting in his
post.
It's time to stop viewbotting, he says.
It's time to stop viewbotting.
What does it take to cut through all the noise on the internet if everyone else
buying a why shouldn't you live in the world in a good and algorithms a fine
audience now here's that to clip farm pick lippers and sometimes even you but
you don't need to perform that you don't you don't have to do it I wish you
would just went back and just look at case so guys case all is my only great
argument these days to how you cut through all of that right use a clip
farm one if you're a client and the guy's stream does good clips without
Clip farming, this is clip farming, but clip farming in games or whatever was always a thing
even before internet was even a thing, like fuel clip, it's not farming clips the way
we use normally clip farming, it just plays a game and has fun with chat, and that makes
clips, like that we call it clip farming, that's like saying that when I did the bunny
getting killed in in in lots of us while it's clip farming well it formed a clip
that wasn't clip farming like I was having come to the chat and the guy
surpassed everybody in his own lane without hurting anybody without
viewbotting in his own categories so the the the argument you have to go in
the big categories you have to go categories that they do that dude it
K-Soul makes categories go over the fucking top five like all the time. What about it?
I
call
view body the losers topic. I
It's Rachel um
Lodge of it related a lot of sure isn't it really? I
Think I'm that fast who's that like?
Hey minutes
What's your dad's which kind of kind of did this it's kind of good then I think they let you do your regular view box
Yeah, I think they didn't take away my regular view bonds
Shoot, I was a close one
Thank God, they didn't get my boss. Oh, yeah
I'll shout you I mean at this if you check that I've got you I
I guess, if Fina is a viewbotter, ask him if he's a view chat.
If he was a viewbotter, and I know he's not.
If he viewbotted his way towards right now,
the people that do the upper his bots and the people behind it are this,
it is so skilled, I would have to call it geniuses literally,
because it would be a ramp up that creates an artificial mix, a hybrid with real viewers,
and they actually paste it at a point where
it's almost impossible to tell from the beginning to the end.
And I think that's not, even to this day,
I don't think anybody's doing it.
Like, nobody's doing it.
Sorry, it's just not,
it's not bothering.
I don't think he is at all.
Not any close either.
Everyone is doing it, so why, so should you?
Genius.
You're specifically say you should but other than the title of this article, but in reality
is if you're here butting and no one else is you're at disadvantage when you're competing
in a category you're buried.
If you don't have 500 plus viewers maybe shifting strategy pick lepers buying bots upstream
break through.
Yeah, what is what a sad reality that would have been this incorrect.
The growth of Twitch itself is very small these days.
Very small.
the growth on other platforms is how you grow.
And you can, people grow from nothing all the time.
My take is that, look at a bunch of people from TikTok,
they actually grow their stream from clips
and people have never seen their streams.
And people that go into their stream,
they all come from other places,
nobody from Discovery, zero people from Discovery.
So the reality is that it is even better to do that.
It's faster, and on top of that,
it's easier for you to navigate the world
because you're getting rewarded by doing good content.
You are growing up by doing things that make you go up
and you know what's good and then you go to the top
or think that you actually want to consume
and that's some fucking dog shit,
fucking butt clanker juice, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, I think this is a great design, I think it's a little low key.
Is he muted?
What is it?
degree
in the world
Superpowers owe it to the world because it's my opinion that you become a superpower
You have to fuck a lot to go over
Whatever I guess it's the way the world right then you have to help people
That need the help with the power to do game from playing the ball over. It's
True. I mean true. I mean that mean this isn't this is incredibly correct. What that's a great take
very least men what about what?
I'm dramatically tremendous about how this has happened.
I know that you know obviously I've talked about it for a long time about how big of
a problem.
It's so funny.
Okay so if he disagrees with this chat it means that he doesn't agree with USAID
shit because that's what that is.
I mean if he disagrees with the take it, it means that he actually doesn't agree
with USAID shit, things that help other countries and certain issues that other countries
Because how does that benefit the US directly?
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
How the difference is that the US, they
fuck people over to get the super power.
And then they have them out.
What is soft power?
What is that?
What's that?
Soft power?
I don't know what it is.
Is the ability to influence other nations through persuasion?
Um
Just stop the
Excuses still tries to do any sort of political commentary when his legion of 14 year old fans
Will actively dunk on him. You think that you think that everything the US does that helps anybody is all
Soft power. Nothing is good. Nothing is great every donation is it is all tax write-off. So it's all you know, buddy
Nobody's anything good except for you
governments, visual, nobody's aint even good at it, you do what's good at it, and when you
are a billionaire, eat the rich, you donate it all of course, automatically, as soon as
you become a billionaire, you would donate 99% of your money instantly, and you would
help the world with everything here, I mean it.
And win, every time he opens his mouth about politics, his entire audience is literally
like, isn't that terrorism?
War Defender, loving war, his legion of like 14 year old fans will just actively cook his
ass.
It's an unmindful thing of the world that if the status quo of a country is war internally
and they're fucking themselves over really bad and it fucks the people and people don't
like it, it sort of interferes to help.
It is my understanding of the world that that's a net positive and you can say whatever the fuck you want, right?
but if there's a massive brawl and there's let's say a hundred people right and then
10 people start to start to die
Interference isn't
The most egregious thing. Yeah, I guess it's not perfect. I understand and I don't know think about this is the problem
But in general, that's my philosophy every time
I'm Iran and the water think the fucking us is a bunch of another basis in a bunch of
different places.
So, yeah, there's a lot of self-interest, right?
But also at the same time, they, I mean, they guys just have to, they're super
tired.
Otherwise, if they weren't holding it down, the other people would, it would
be better.
He's saying might is right, but using all the pepega language, he's stretching
the cuba qua accent to its limits.
I don't know about that.
Basically saying might is right might is right might is right. That's it America gets to do it because it gets it has it
Yeah, what is might is right? That's almost got to do it. Oh
Hell nah, he's losing the apolitical motherfuckers. You can never lose the apolitical motherfuckers have to
El takes so you're okay with China invading America to remove Trump
One brain dead.
It's crazy that this glazer mentioned China, but he could dodge the fact that this entire
argument is a fact that we need to have kind of measures for China not to fuck over Taiwan.
The reality is, he's dodging it, but this exact topic with Taiwan, if not for other
forces, other countries, they get invaded by China.
What the fuck else?
I mean, any breeze of China, like, oh, a China,
a China argument that makes me look good, huh?
Like what a glazer.
What the fuck?
We know what they mean, guys, it's your politics.
Yo, yo, Naosana.
Now say this out loud, if you actually believed it.
Say it out loud that if nobody had any military forces,
nobody had any sort of leverage,
China wouldn't invade Taiwan.
Say it out loud.
Say it loud and proud, say that if nobody was around,
it was only Taiwan and China that they wouldn't invade it.
Say it, I'm sure you believe that, Shirley, Shirley.
They're El Hassan, another El Hassan is on so many
parties you can either debate them or vote them, bro.
Your biggest debate flex is your divorce and hatred.
She needs to fucking mow a don't fucking dick sucker.
You're a jupal dick.
My jupal dicks are dull, I actually don't even know
that.
I don't feel like that.
years I love trying to communism she jimping is my go to nowhere doing fucking nothing
how many wars do we would fucking percent will never stand in the way you would invade
and do the mode of why the shit of course and yes that's that's self-fulfilling it's
itself of self-serving in a certain way but it's it also helps though like how
how cuz I'm a world of police he says that is sometimes you say tuition or watch
watching a Twitch streamer, watching a previously mentioned Twitch streamer, fan page clipping
a Twitch streamer, sometimes it's nice for you guys to get a peek of behind the curtain.
Then what?
And understand that like the overwhelming majority of people that you encounter on the internet
are unironically sincerely getting their fucking notes from guys like this.
Yo!
If there was no world police, buddy, bro that's, yo, yo, I actually can, you know what
I'm gonna say like I said, he's such a glazer of these countries and what they do because
of the overall philosophy that aligns with his shit because because he loves uh, he's
a Mao Zedong fucking, uh, dick sucker, right?
He probably would cash in the W if, if, if they invade Taiwan and they fucking do over
because dude, I mean, you don't need to vote police or they invaded it.
Well, I guess that makes sense.
I mean, uh, what would he say?
What is it?
even still lays even get shit
Cuz it is for us. It's like this is like dude shut the fuck up
But I need you to understand there are if you're wondering like how you have encountered at all in all the guests
I guess
It's like whenever the the Venezuelan thing happened and they said it dude
This is gonna do a massive war now everything to die. Oh Trump is living so crazy in Venezuela that now
how millions will die, everything's gonna go crazy,
it's gonna become unstable.
And we haven't heard about anything of that country
ever since the fucking news of the operation.
So the fucking fear-mongering, weird war-mongering shit,
I mean, we didn't even heard a single whisper about that.
So I mean, you know, and it is a thing again.
Take so unimaginably stupid, right?
You're like, how did someone arrive at this conclusion
the internet right what 90% of content creators that offer any fucking opinions
on shit like this are basically they're operating with this level of
knowledge what you're like mac what knowledge what knowledge a cucklip all
of the wrong takes
He's done by himself.
You're dumb.
But why do we care?
Never seen China building military bases around the globe like the U.S.
It's so funny because like, I suspect that at this point he has probably purged this
community of all like the fucking normal brain like liberals and stuff.
Yo, yo, Hassan, Hassan.
go to my fucking, actually go to the logs and go see who's banned. We ban nobody. It's
timeouts for spam shit and and bans for things that would actually fly in your chat that people
will get banned for for words for things that is generally offensive right that flies in
your chat. Much is better moderated yet less moderated than your chat. Think about this,
Think about this think about the idea that it's a better and at the same time less moderated
Because there's less medicalization. How hard is that to do nobody of like that?
You had to put your check in a mode only mode when you were it when you were reading some terrorist propaganda
Bolshevik streamer because the child was sympathizing. They were sucking dick of fucking terrorist
Your chat was so sloppy toppy in
terrorist mindset you have to go emote only mode that's how bad your chat is
and you come to me what a fucking joke this clown even goes though the clown CEO
audience that he has remains or like even the somewhat right-wing adjacent
audience that he has is like dude what the fuck are you talking about between
Xunasmin gold these streamers represent the absolute worst society as I
offered the trumpet vision to put next to no effort into manufacturing consent
for what is blatant?
Dude, it was really the manifesto of someone who killed some other fucking cold blood out
of some fucking political bullshit.
Actual fucking terrorism.
Legit.
It was really the manifesto of some shit.
Then the chat was saying the hearts and fucking love emotes and hearts in the chat.
Like, oh my God, no, the manifesto fucking cringe.
It made disaster for a popular war yet these two streamers support it just because.
Thanks to you I know three things about this guy.
Eats toenails is wrong.
Quebecois.
Uh case on stake here, amazingly Iranian.
Um, who is this?
What's this for Iran?
Something you call me a stupid idiot.
That house is not good for Iran.
This is so stupid.
And when people say, the Twitter's like,
you say, hey, don't eat apples.
And they're like, what?
So you just want to shove a banana in your ass?
It's like, that's not what I said.
Do you know who that man is
and what he did to Iran?
What he did to Innocence?
Yeah, case on, case on.
Jack, wasn't the status quo,
what is it, the normal QOL, like bad?
like bad like I mean was it like like people dying and shit like that and we
watch a video about this wasn't it wasn't it fantastic like really I mean
very much
It is not what some sign what are the fucking
What what is it no nothing that you're saying
It was it was bad you don't see the bigger picture going on obviously he's not perfect
But saying this is as stupid as you know like you can say that about any politician right now like people who get
Wait, wait, who's not perfect at the charge especially not perfect wait. Oh, no, I can't I'm a war like this. No, right?
Yeah, a perfect leader. Yo, what is the bigger picture going on?
Why are they attacking Iran? Okay, son. Are you that stupid to think that they tried to kill
Hamanian if he is really dead, this is true that this is about the protesters or the innocent Iranians you stupid idiot
This is about greater Israel and getting rid of their last threat in the Middle East
all right
The hearts in the chat to where the victims and for peace and distillation you more like fucking
So you tell me that a terrorist manifesto and people are saying hearts a job while you're reading propaganda
It that is so that's so cap. I know I know that you're big years. You're you're a son, but
Finishing the job link the clip then I'd like to clip
For the past 30 years destabilizing Libya Yemen Lebanon Iraq
Syria, every surrounding nation with missiles pointed with a to-
Okay, okay.
Hey guys, all I know is the videos that I watched.
It seems like, it seemed to me like the Iran people were at least happy or favorable towards what's happening and instead of school was bad.
These are two things that I thought were happening.
Uh, I mean, he is a joke.
I mean,
so you're okay with taking power forcibly fucking way before way before and and and being stuck in
the in this kind of wedge position.
Question mark, a question mark?
Okay, then how did that person become the power then?
What?
Huh?
Did they get completely fucking misinformed?
Then how did that leader get into a position then?
um
Fuck TMZ prayers out to our with force God bless his so I said I said forcibly you said I'm wrong
Is it it's with force? So what the fuck else that what the fuck did I say then I said right then?
Okay, um audience wanted it was peace and freedom suffered for decades as you will
I'm celebrating right now for a reason, whatever you know about. See like, dude.
It doesn't have to be this way, by the way. It literally does not have to be this way.
It straight up does not have to be this way.
There's a better way out there. There's a better world out there where XCC didn't become this fucking demon.
But of course, you know,
You took the kick back initially and
Still didn't attack any of what I said it still didn't find an example on the field of what how what I said it isn't true
Says a bunch of bro brothers, bro. He said if you're going to know the knowledge, what do you know?
What if you know?
I'll see terrorists laser on the wayside
So why is it wasn't going to be why is it so in low terrorism?
I don't I don't know what it is. What is it? What about terrorism if he loves this song? Yo, he's got both lips locked in on terrorism shit
I don't get it
Also
He'll be cool and friendly with her some now when you meet him
I put the pill at a hundred thousand or more more have been murdered since March of this year that in the protective edge and
and then cast lead put together.
These are two previous sieges that Israel implemented on Gaza in the past.
Okay.
I mean, look at the chat there.
Oh yeah.
This is, the same hearts, surely about the people who were killed by the people who wrote this or whatever.
Is that what the other guy is like?
Or the person who kills people, wrote the shit?
Is that the other guy or not?
Is it?
You want to clip?
Oh.
Wait, really?
What more at this point?
Anything I don't like I will label as terrorism
and never lose another argument yet.
Did I remember incorrectly?
There's only the...
Um... Oh. What? No, I'm right. Yeah, exactly. It's right, so it's very different. For the
reason I am right about this. Like, what the fuck, why don't you definitely forget
me? I was wondering about this! I was wondering about this.
I wanted to start by saying that we, who let this happen, will never deserve the
the Palestinians forgiveness they've let us know as much an armed action is not
necessarily a military action to 100,000 or more yo yo Hassan shat during his
reading of the DC shooter manifesto he's reading manifesto of the person who
killed those people literally I was I was correct and just as question mark
because you guys glaze they shit too I mean this is outrageous bro you guys
the pushback on the initial take the initial example me going to the clip I
had to go quadjubilee bunker cuz you dick you're the fucking mouth locked on
the fucking terrace glazing shit or more have been this year that in the
protective edge and cast lead put together these are two previous
that Israel implemented on Gaza in the past.
Move on.
Okay, check the sign.
Um...
Okay.
Check the sign, I'm going to go to the jet, I don't get it.
Um...
It still shows the kind of vibe, it's gonna...
Whatever.
Okay.
Hold on.
Welcome me to the jungle pig 54 months I know for a fact that some of you guys
would be since since I was getting pushed back that I can find some people in
the chat over here now that were agreeable what I'm saying and they will go
in the chat today if they party to the crucial market I'm a Persian juicer and
genuine death crazy the Zapkin is just to Israel hate or so in defending
the tenors. He also didn't mention a single thing about the 30,000 people they were seeing.
I'm understanding the clip as I watch it. I didn't understand it. Initially, the guy's
man...
A test or whatever. Interesting.
The chat was synced. People said that the chat was in sync and it was synced. We actually
found the way last time. We went to listen. It was absolutely synced.
You said,
America deserve not 11. You're a fucking terrorist.
Um, you've breached all this equality shit again.
Five million dollar crib. You buy whatever the fuck you want.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You probably have a crypto wallet, bro.
You have a wallet. Why do you lie?
So had somebody on your stream recently who's a legit terrorist.
You are a terrorist, bro.
When you end the stream, you hate America.
Leave the country.
Nobody likes you anyway.
Just leave.
Go back to wherever the fuck you're from since you hate America so bad.
And go over there.
And you said America deserved 9-11.
You're a fucking terrorist.
You've breached all the-
That view.
That view.
Yo, also, also, yo, I actually like this Mamdani guy, right?
But he was, oh, oh, oh, oh, son made the 9-11 joke
and I'm being called out to,
oh, I've dissed myself on this guy, I'm not.
And then, and then later on, a few years later,
oh yeah, oh yeah, I talked to Mamdani or whatever,
whatever, yeah.
Weird, fucking weird.
That's also weird.
And no, you know, no reason, why is it in question market?
This, I am also correct about this.
That's also correct.
Like, you know, the glaze are crazy.
Donated $1.
Speed will you do a Middle East tour?
That's crazy. Yes I will.
Donated $1. Speed will you do a Middle East tour?
The Sun is an echo bay in the real world, Scales.
That's cool.
Keep the critical, undalented, retarded.
Anyway, what else do we have in the chat?
Do you think Donald Trump is going to win anyway?
I do, I do. And I think that again you are underestimating the wisdom of the people.
The wisdom of the people?
She's referring to a concept called the wisdom of the crowd, right?
That is not applied to politics at all.
That's not popular.
That's just popular.
She doesn't do it.
I'm not as long as we correct it, right?
When there's unknown information that's intricate, you have to go and look at it and do logic,
and there wasn't another crowd that's not applying it.
Hey, watch this link.
Let's go.
People who post are, you would say, retarded, right?
but the people are retarded, right?
The wisdom of the crowd, yeah, true, because the crowd is retarded.
Do you think Donald Trump is going to win, in a way?
I do.
Oh, anyway.
Oh, what else do we got?
Um...
Globe Games now, perhaps?
Debit Card, or greater than?
He says, a high guard will go offline on March 12.
Jesus. Why is he posting that?
What's up with Jeff?
Like, it's just, I don't know.
It's just funny. Like he announced the game,
like, we liked it, and then he kind of killed the game by announcing it almost, right?
And then he announced the death of the game. It's just, I don't know what's going on.
You know like
Hey
It was so clutch when you guys got the diamond sword during the bingo hunt truly the god gamer
It looks like you just ordered it almost
Except it's hard as a brick
Two year old quarter pounder, I know it's the oldest one I've ever done probably it's probably multiple years, but
Maybe like some bread I rolled down under the bed or something
You'd have to try it though to really three three get a
Well, don't do that
I mean, okay, what do you think what happened if you actually took a bite though well, I don't think you should eat it
Don't do that. But what if though?
Just say fuck it.
I'm what would happen in our territory?
I'm done.
It's thinking about this.
You really don't need suicide bombing anymore.
You're going to play marathon this Thursday about this.
There were like five really popular
sleeves that Hassan probably saw that said this.
And they said that Afghanistan's don't need to suicide bomb. They're just doing it now for the love of the game
He's stealing this. He's this is this is it. This is a Twitter person said this hope you know how much you didn't even say
the human you didn't come up with this
You know cuz like the the Taliban guy was like, oh you have nuclear arms
But we have like suicide bombers. I will just blow up your your country with suicide bombers
And it's like you really don't need that anymore in drone warfare, right? You don't need that at all
Just make fucking drones. Just you can purchase them. Yeah, I'm you know, you can purchase them in the online marketplace like
China literally sells
Like explosive ordinance delivery mechanisms that you can put to a DJI drone that you can purchase like at
virtually no
Significant cost in comparison to like, you know sophisticated equipment that you need to put together. Maybe Iran should hire him
Um, I guess like you you kind of at that point you're doing that for the love of the game, right?
Like you're doing you use the same. Oh my god
You literally use the exact dude you literally read this tweet and you're plagiarizing the tweet pretending like this is your idea
This is exactly. Oh my god. I
not only are you trying to like fucking say oh this they should use these wow
this is sad I mean it what's what's honestly the fact that he's stealing this
viral tweet is almost more pathetic than he's like siding with the terrorists
It is.
I don't know if it's the danger in reference to it, but...
Oh, what else?
Wait, true!
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't really, I don't really think there's one I don't care about the teams, I think
it's weird.
I think the people who reported it is fucking weird.
I think that whole thing is fucking weird as shit.
Yo yo yo yo
I'm not I'm not gonna
Declare war. They declared war on us
They've called it war when I was saying okay
Well that was a misspoke but I was saying that they declared war on us, but but war is ugly it always has been ugly
But we're you know we're at a we're taking out a regime that's been trying to attack us for quite some time
Well, you're not welcome to the war. They declared war on us. I know. They called it.
Um,
yeah, I know what that other is. It's community noted. It looks weird.
I know this is it's community noted. I don't know what that is. It says, um,
Yeah, so, I don't know, okay, what else are you gonna say anything interesting?
Don't worry about all this politics shit.
Chat will take care of you.
Don't scroll down.
What do you mean by that?
He's the leader of Hezbollah, the general sector at Hezbollah.
What's Hezbollah?
Hezbollah is the same name. Hezbollah is a paramilitary organization that is also a part of the Lebanese parliament.
Do you like them or no?
I think as a resistance group they're pretty successful against Israel.
Oh.
But everybody hates them. Everybody in the region. A lot of people don't like them.
I like what you like.
I don't have an issue with them. Let's just say
He's the leader of his blood
Paramount a little bit of politics today guys. It's exciting. I don't know if everybody's excited for this. I'm sure all the fucking time
I'm sure they
Last month I asked if you could send me a fart in a bag this month
I'm asking if you can send this female juicer a toenail, please nails nails nails. No
What do you mean? What?
TriHard94
Oh, what? Did you just stop?
Stop.
Actually, I have a brain at all now, though, and it's growing weird, chat.
It's growing really weird. I see it.
Chat.
Like,
look at it. See that? It's growing outside.
See that right here?
Look at that. Hold on.
Chat, look.
It's going sideways, you see how I made it?
Well, I would have to rip it, it's going to bleed all day.
All right, what else, Jack?
Anything else you want to say that we could go to?
Isn't a fucking apple disaster?
Fuck you, I was eating.
I just want to say, uh...
Perhaps a return round about city sewer.
I am very fearful to hear after this briefing that we may be putting boots on the ground
and that troops from the United States may be necessarily to accomplish
objectives that the administration seems to have,
but I also am no more clear on what the priorities are going to be
Okay, well, I mean, we'll see if these things become true and do an assessment at that point.
I feel like a lot of times, always, this is going to happen.
I think this is going to happen, and if they expand that shit, everybody gets, oh
my God, my God.
And then when it does happen, it removes honor.
I know that I will be prepared, I will be ready, and I don't know...
True.
I don't get it. Oh, I get it. I guess.
I'm gonna guess, um, uh, Jack, anything else there?
Jack, anything, anything fun though?
Oh, next Dono owes one sub to every one in chat.
See, it was then added to Steam and to the install on its own.
Watch this, this is the 10th time sending it lil guppy link.
Oh CS go but why offline only okay
Ah, any videos that we could look at?
So it looks long, I'm going to watch it.
Alright, let's just...
Alright, let's just...
Keep going.
If you say keep going.
I need one.
Do you have a weapon that you don't use at all?
No, but the girls stay on the bomb.
I need one.
I need one.
Like true.
Yeah, true.
True.
True.
But Jack, Jack, too much jiggle is bad.
I'm going to be the bear of bad news and say, too much jiggle is bad.
It's not as fun to manipulate.
You know what I mean?
It's not as good.
A little bit of firmness makes everybody happy.
If it's more firm, I'm more firm.
If that makes sense.
I mean this could be gimme love it's buggy I think it's gimme love it
I didn't cheat. I didn't cheat. I said it off the record. I said it off the record.
I said it off the record. I literally said it off the record. Off the record. There was
I was going to... and then I was going to say...
Oh, I don't like this song.
Oh, I don't like this song.
I don't like it.
I just want to rock
Yo, I will have it to actually nice
But yeah, yeah
Dude, what a bad
Scramble is I
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Manor today we get you three freaks here. I don't know if he's up
Yeah, yeah, I got a bunch of kind of lined up for IRL when I get home
So you better get in shape it. I am in shape and I'm down to do literally all of it
So anything you want to do, I am down.
Anything. I do not care. I'm down.
Really?
Yeah. No anxiety.
Well, I'm still fat, but just less fat.
And I jog.
So can you jog?
No, I can jog, I will.
Okay. Jogging stream?
I mean, it's not boring, but yeah.
Blake rakes up.
Uh, we could do the same, it's like
We go on a bike, right? And it's like we bike to a thing for like a good cause or some shit
Okay, yeah bike for good cause golfing
Yes, we'll just lie to the stream say it's charity and then we
Know I'll lie about it. So we don't put it on you. I'll lie
But I'll make it if there is a lawsuit. I'll say that I thought that's what I thought it was
Yeah, we'll say it's a language barrier. It'll work. No, that works. We'll get that we'll get that going
Roadside I said well, I said Greek you want Greek? Oh sure. Okay. That's just too much dog. Don't pepper. Welcome me to the jungle come
Resident evil five
Oh
Chat, I would have to know chat if chat actually wants octaves enough because listen, you say
I was immoralized.
Like, we can actually progress and go hard, but dude, it is very difficult.
So difficult.
Like, you know what I mean?
So hard, man.
Okay, it doesn't look like we should, is that correct?
What if, for chance, I got a welcome to the jungle, maybe, please?
If we do, I'll get the name.
If you give me the title.
If you don't progress, we're not playing anymore.
How about that?
Yo, Ankh, you in the wrong car, my boy.
Oh.
Yes, yes.
I think I'm going to be fair with it.
I'm going to say this.
If we do our thing right if you don't progress like a good amount like actually good
I would I am the
I put but we do it with it. It's full though, right?
Even if we do quit right say we do quit we just go to a new mod pack. We just keep the same
I think there's just these are stuff. Let's try it again if we are ass
That there's like a million other mod packs that are like way easier
I played Tech Kits and I played
Because it's like a class between you Jesse and Greek. It's been hilarious. Yo, don't do that great
That's kind of my thing yo, yo, you don't want to disagree with I know for a fact that you'd buy the issue after in Valorant
It's very good your girlfriend
Dude, how about you just don't fucking speak to me like that ever again, okay, buddy
I was trying to make a humorous fit for this stream, but I mean I love you, you're my best runner.
I think you're probably one of the best players and best shooters I've ever liked.
Thank you. And I think you're the best handsome streamers in the world, and you mug everybody.
Yo true!
What?
Second 1G.
Even with your political opinions, they're always right.
He's right.
Why?
Yo true.
Me?
Okay, okay, great, great information promoted.
mode it let's go oh the upgrade success one I'll keep my pal pal now guys we
open a gas tank yeah we need to make a guess what's our gas comb um she can go a
lot of fucked up routes on this let's have you doing something fucked up um
yeah all right let me think that let me think deep xqc can you welcome me to
the jungle i think he needs that you might like get emotional and spiritual and oh i like
fat in 30 years i like that why are you fucking do you understand what yes i don't understand either
nobody hits you i mean i'm still technically fat but really
I'm kind of fat too, actually, but you're still one burger next to the other, yeah.
I'm kind of fat too, actually, now you mentioned it.
No, I don't want fat and furious.
Fuck you.
Okay, we'll call it one pump chomps.
How about the twig and the two rocks?
Okay, not bad. Not bad. One pump chump is not bad, but it isn't even 50. The Vine.
Let's think of the additions.
Was it Phoenix?
No, I'm at D. Wait, are real names or are...
nothing stick and still I'm running with go with William William oh sweet
William yeah I just guzzler that guy was hard though like I like guzzler guzzler
can I go as a hard though guzzle guzzle guzzle and guzzle go guzzles the
goat guzzles the goat throats the goat guzzles wait what yeah yeah guzzles I
I don't do that though
I don't do none of that
I don't know what he's talking about
Yeah
It's it's it's it's it's just you
You can do that like a guzzle
Dude guzzle and then with the N sign
Guzzle and go hold on
Guzzle and go
I like that
Oh okay hold on with the N
Alright hold on
Wait why does my t-shirt say goopers on it?
I'm not even kidding
Uh what?
I don't know
My t-shirt
My teacher says goopers on it.
Goopers.
Hold on.
Okay.
A little bit of goop.
What we have to do first is apparently using Game Boyce apparently.
Invite friendos.
I don't like it.
Are you going to put a tin full hat on?
The earth is flat, I'll tell you.
Yeah, I mean I thought you actually think, don't add it.
Don't do anything like this.
Yeah, fine.
Fine.
I think it's flat.
I don't care anymore.
I'm just going to say, it's flat as it can be.
I don't care what anybody says, if you think it's round, then you're a globetard.
Have we went to the moon?
Just asking you this.
No.
Whoa!
So you're telling me they went into the moon back in 1970 and they have better internet
than me when I was streaming in LA and they could stream perfectly?
Fuck off!
How did the camera man go up there?
Fuck off!
That's funny.
There's something camera man, bro.
There's just cameras.
Yeah, I'm gonna do this one.
Yo.
Do you hear me in game?
Yeah, hello?
K.
All right, yo.
What up?
Sup?
Yeah, you gotta invite Greg, but what up, bro?
I already invited him.
What's up, man?
What?
What is on your face?
Fish it off.
No, you got something on your face, bro.
Nice toes.
I only got one.
Thank you for the AT-1.
No, no.
You're not getting a thumb, but it's a toe thumb.
Now, if you had this as a freaking tail,
You'd be eating that shit like a hamburger. Oh wait. No, I feel so was it how?
Yo, stop. Can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what's up? What's up?
What what what is it? Like what is it?
Holy look at your toe
Fuck yeah, I know
you can tell this moron's hair care routine is so cooked up by the way his yellow
long-nodal hair looking and I like to batman final strand holy shit get some
from hygiene you bitch-ass.
Capriclaws.
No, that's fucking hard.
Body type.
I want to be green.
What's that?
What's that chat? The glow.
Head glow?
What the hell's the head glow?
When I talk
Okay
Apparel, oh shit
Dude I
Like that
Jack, I like this one.
I like Jeff.
Oh, I like those pants.
I like this, though.
I like this one.
I like, maybe.
Yeah, I like the cheese.
I like the cheese.
Well, I'd be getting a better face.
Chat, what do you think of this?
Like you draw your own?
How?
How?
Back.
That's nice.
The pencil.
Oh!
Dude.
Dude.
What the?
Okay, hold on.
Like that.
And then, on.
Chat.
Chat thoughts?
Um, I mean, cringe.
Um, too small.
Are the outline like this?
the outline like this
what about, what about chat I don't like it anymore
no I like it, I think it's good
What about is it a no paint?
Now I get I cut I cut
All right, so the living house toddler drawing all right, whatever he's ready. He's joining
I
Hello
Sorry, I was that
Yeah, what up, yeah, what's on your face, man?
Yeah, let's take a 1g
Yeah, but did you do I did you draw the mountain stuff?
Yeah, that's nice
Thanks, bro
Second one g-mob what yours looks nice to you're angry. Yeah, I mean I'm gonna be tedious
Now that's my plan too. I'm just trying to have a good business here make money
Just have a good life for my family. I'm just trying to suck it. All right. Um
Now we have to what I don't know these words by products using the touch strain
I think we have one more employee. He's just not here for work yet. I mean, yeah, I mean I called him by his eyes in the phone
Oh, I'm good the back room. Oh
I think I heard his car
Oh, let me check
Oh shit neon viewer. Oh a robot beep beep up. I am a robot
Bro, you were doing shit for ten minutes. It's the best you could come up with, mate.
Dude, got cheese on your head, but they call you a cheesehead.
What's that?
Whoa! That's actually so true.
What is it? What is a cheesehead?
Wait, we can buy some of this stuff.
Yeah, you got no pee on your head, so call me no pee head, though.
Oh my God, this guy's naked! He's off the fish cover.
You beat us! Oh my goodness!
Alright. I don't know what you were yelling about. I mean, I'm going to need to just buy some stuff, though.
Well, the boss told me that we gotta buy some products.
Did she just take a guy on the screen-saver?
Or was that just me, bleh?
How about- Yo, what are you yapping about?
I got five- You don't see the screen-saver?
Oh, Jerry can- What? No, I don't see it.
Really? You don't see a naked guy on the screen-saver with a fish covering his penis.
Alright, let's just buy one item.
Okay, well that's what I see on my screen.
Well, we're poor.
How do we make money?
I've only got five dollars.
I'm broke.
Well, how much money do you have?
Oh, shit.
I've got five dollars.
Five dollars.
Well, yeah, you're right.
I have seventy.
Oh, somebody's here!
Customer!
We don't even need a cell phone!
Where?
Because I'm aware.
I don't see him.
We got stuff.
No, it was stuff in the back.
The guy in the back delivered us some stuff.
Tell me.
Yeah.
Bang.
Yeah, okay, let's go.
Nice.
What's the price now?
The margins are insane, guys.
Think about it, think about the margins though.
We're gonna be fucking rich.
We're gonna be great.
I say it's a market price plus 10%
because we gotta make a living.
No, no, no, we're both customers into the door.
The margins are already really good.
All right, I'll put it under.
I'll put it under, put it under.
Even under?
Yeah, put that shit at 420.
All right, fine.
I'll pull them.
Uh-oh.
Wait, it says the store's closed.
Open it
What open it
Fucking me man. You don't fucking angry
You know your masks is a lot devious, I know
You lend one to the door he picks up the item it and when he goes there check the check out you increase the price
five thousand percent oh you thought she's coming out I got it I'll get the
cashier oh nice he's taking a piss he's going to be able to pay though he's
better punch him no pay no you need to pay I did it I did it you're ready wait
you can look at the girl pooping come I'm looking at it go up hold on it didn't
work it in work look she's
farting in the toilet come oh she's
talking you're disgusting maybe shit on
the ground shit before the shit where
no it's in my hand I grabbed this she
literally just left this free to get
back to you don't steal it if you use
What is your role?
Yo yo yo they're leaving.
They're leaving.
No I said it to a good price.
The price is too high man.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I tried to do the same.
Hi, welcome.
$3.95, you learned it by nothing.
$4.20, good one.
I mean it's under the price though.
Put it at about $3.67.
He says the praying emoji up, up.
But we're making $2 profit, that's too much.
Is he going to pay for the water though?
That's free water sir.
Guys, guys, we are making money right now.
Hope you guys enjoyed your stay. Thanks for leaving your dog shit on the ground.
Of course you're on the fucking counter.
Yeah, yeah, making money.
That's my new items.
Fucking classic.
Yo, how about you shut up man?
Let's buy some um...
I wouldn't be saying that to him or I'm going to tell HR.
I just bought some shit man put this on the shelves. What did you what did you buy? Whoa?
Oh, here he is awesome. Yeah, thank you
Yeah, I just keep picking up all the money put his bucket it
No fucking kill him
What did you say dollar down face? Hey fuck face no touching by before you touch no they're buying
They're buying it like that. Who's playing that? Three dollars you fucking moron. Four dollars at least. Me. Me. I did. Are you stupid?
I did. Are you dumb? Your profit margins are way too high. We're not gonna sell any profit. You fool.
Dude, dude, three dollars? Are you, you, you happy? Hey, you have a good day. I'm so sorry about the employees their first day.
Hi, how's it going? Great, great. Get rid of the fucking box.
Yo, I'm, I'm, I'm actually gonna punch them. Oh
Oh cash, I like that nice haircut by the way not gonna cut where's the box
So certified customers of the cash register. Yo, Jesse. Jesse. Can you fucking hurry up?
Have a good day my guy's the point
Love you. Oh, you gotta take a shit
I'm not some cereal. They don't we don't have that, right?
No, you'll might keep cutting out. Yeah, what is it not for me?
Okay, guys, people have cars that we need to get some.
Oh, how's it going?
Oh, that's great.
You're only buying one, maybe two next time, Stephen.
We'll make it sure.
Yeah, guys, we need to get some gas.
I was like, how do I get to this?
$4, have a good one.
What's that?
Oh, you got green hair.
You look like a lawn.
Cool, let's see.
They smoke, they piss, they shit,
water but they don't pay.
There you go.
I get your ass out of here you heard?
I just, I hate working here guys.
Seriously. It just sucks.
We don't care, we make money. So who cares?
Hey stop smoking out here please.
No soliciting, that's how it is.
Market price, matter of fact.
You're gonna have to buy something and leave.
And market price?
This guy smoked a cigarette and he's taking a shit.
Like are you buying anything?
Jesus how about we do my second hey, okay, okay listen listen save $300 so we could buy refreshments
Why say no no we need to buy gas we need to buy gas
Yeah, yeah, I mean if you look if you look at what the boss told us to do the recycling this he says to order a can of diesel
Well do that then please
It's it's one of them left. It's a diesel. It's a diesel somewhere
I agree do that real quick. I'm man in the front. Hi, how's it going? Oh, you're back already great great. Are you frozen?
No, I just
I can't hear it
Yeah, I'm buying diesel money, so I
Don't know why and I don't know what a mic is the way we do it. Do we have can or not?
All right, I have it on I have it on open now. You should hear me breathe
Use the fuel to refill the gas pump. Thank you guys put trash in the recycler. Oh
Wow, that's what you're buying really can't up off the kids buddy
What forget it man you're useless, bro. I can't hit my game scuffed you want what?
I don't know what a game is I can't hit Jesse. I can only hear you was 89
What's that for? Oh you decided it
Thank you for having me exact
Actually is very responsible
Yo, yo, yo, don't ever see me like this ever again. I'm gonna say this fucking dust
How do I have a good day asshole?
He wants was 62
I'm pumping
with the lady tonight. Oh! The lady. Hit me up, maybe. I don't know. Imagine.
Bang! Yo, I'm not giving him a single lick extra. He's not gonna give me some profit
at my fucking store? That's crazy! I've been waiting for 20 minutes. I'm at the
the back. Oh, I could buy some of you's fuel.
Hey, hands on the merchandise. I ain't selling this.
Wait, I'm getting it something.
Oh,
he was 93. Why he's gonna piece of shit.
Yeah.
Cash.
So you're gonna speach a shit.
Cash after COVID.
You never know.
Throw it in the toilet.
Fudge it.
You got an extra alert here.
Fuck out of here.
Can I lower the price of the gas though?
Yes, can you hear me?
Yeah.
Oh my God, it's working finally.
Guys, we have to buy them 89.
Good.
Things are selling like hotcakes right now.
Really?
Yeah, we need green.
Yeah, we need green.
Yeah, we need green.
Yeah, we need green.
Yeah, we need green.
Yeah, we need green.
Yeah, we need green.
We need green.
Yeah, we need green.
Yeah, we need green.
That we need greed to refill that shit!
This might be a little low by the way, cause they love it.
Wait, did I just...
Oh, this person is saying it smells like shit in here. Can we get someone to clean up please?
I'll do it. Yeah, I'll clean up.
Yeah, yeah. I am so sorry about that.
But, might be your upper lip, lady. Have a good day.
Guys, what I want you guys to do is to buy some gas and we're about to run out of gas.
89. I got you.
Uh, poop stain on aisle one.
I don't know why you're on the ground.
the
humans create dirt to go to the restroom to grab a shoe sponge
to clean the mess of fuck that
yeah i missed
all by three things must be a big challenge uh... what i have to clean
the mess
the
of the gilin brownies in your money
you guys we need a stacked buckaroos
you gooped all the floor
huh?
clean it fast
I gooped apparently
there is a huge goop on the floor
guys we need to buy more stuff
also outside there could be trash
I need to buy more money stuff
now in the front you ain't buying something leave but what do you do with it with the old
canzo chat
oh i forgot to serve the customer's fudge oh my god good job great good initiative i like that
89 89 yeah i don't get valued here at all yeah i'm thinking of going somewhere else but i
Hey yo you dropped that by the way. What is that? It's called? It's a Chinese cigarette
Your eyebrows are mad chopped have fun in the bathroom
There's like all this
Yeah, I just made hella money. I don't know. No, it's weak. It's weak. It's weak. Oh
Now it's weak. Oh, no
Who just bought snow my dad my dad. I didn't need to do that. I
I
89 we need by all of it
Wait guys, I've ordered more stuff than this what happened
Or touch or touch
Five cents, thank you.
Okay, we need chilled beverages.
We need chilled beverages. I don't care what you say.
We need to upgrade.
Okay, okay, by the way, we'll settle.
Yeah, okay.
We don't have that.
Oh, they want that?
Where did the boxes go?
I don't know.
I was putting it in the treasure.
In the treasure?
I gave you a little extra money this time.
Please come back.
Um...
Thanks for always being the good guys put everything in the trash can get we're closed
right now.
Why'd the trash out here?
I know.
I know.
Hey, chill out, Britain guy.
Hey, by bad.
Sorry, Jesse.
You're talking to two Americans like that, dude.
He's Canadian, you dipshit.
Oh, that's about it at the back here.
America owns Canada now.
Let's upgrade before the night.
Electronics decoration, fuck that.
Already old old.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, that would get better.
We're too poor to upgrade, we're not doing that.
It's too good to do something.
Okay, okay, do chill drinks next, please.
For love of Christ, please.
I unlocked trash bags on the alien points.
Is there anywhere I could goop?
Like, how do I just goop?
Because I have to goop.
I have to goop.
Hey, hey, I can touch you a little bit right here.
You should be gooping in no time.
In a second.
How's that, Bill?
That's literally all day.
I went in there, goodnight.
There's poo poo and shit on the ground.
He did goop.
He did goop.
I did goop.
Grab the shoe.
I cleaned it.
No, that's me.
I did that.
That's my goop because it's yellow.
I got excited.
I'm going to fill the pockets.
It's all good.
You know, sometimes you just got to goop.
Yeah, but what's here though?
Um, what?
Um, what? What's the sound? I'm hearing...
Wait, wait, what are you doing?
What is that?
That's loud. That's loud.
Hey, good one, mate, good one.
Oh, traffic! I never went out!
Oh, no, we're cooked.
Alright, that's good. End of day, end of day.
Guys, we need to find the Lord. Don't reduce.
I think we should increase the prices, because everybody was a little too happy about
Oh, we need a restock as well before we start
Ramos out of stuff
You know restock we got a
Just 10% just to temper yeah the money grain out. Okay. We made a lot of money a hundred voicing a lot of profit
Yeah, okay, let's increase it by 10% everything I
Group again a good relationship with our customers to talk about every single one. I want to keep grouping out
We get it up. Oh, thank you
Okay, that should be the multigrain is being rise up people be buying this scound fuel
I'm sure if I work this hard with this corporate job. I'll
Probably wrap up in the ranks. Yeah for sure because I'm working my ass off. Oh my god. Yeah
That I'm doing also to get new customers
What do you mean?
Holy shit, that's fucking gangster.
That is gangster.
Damn.
Open the store, man.
Okay.
It's open.
Just the maxing right now.
Holy.
I mean, I'm trying.
Ah, she's suck at this!
Yo, welcome to the gas station. How's it going? I like your blue-ass shirt. Now get on in and buy some stuff.
Hello, pretty lady. Please come in. Damn, she thick.
Do we have a lot of- I can't remember not, you guys!
Give up, huh?
Wait, this is actually working.
Wait, I say-
Excuse me, lady. Are you single by chance? Because you're so beautiful, I'll take you out anyway.
Okay, guys, don't spend money. We don't need to get-
We need to keep the money on it. We need to keep the money.
Oh, you're only buying one thing this time.
I don't know, I just thought you had more money than that.
Yeah, I mean, she's broken. Oh my God, so many people.
Guys, buy me some, no, no, buy nothing.
87, thank you. We actually need to...
We're almost out of stock. We're gonna need some new stock here, Stan.
Okay, but not without it because we need to do our press if I don't know the laws.
What did I just-
Guys, guys, guys, I self-stand, I just get his guy a free naked.
GG.
I get my free naked.
That's crazy.
Can I have a bonk perhaps?
Oh, this guy doesn't like aliens, huh?
Oh, really?
Because you goofed-
You're in the wrong store.
Because you fucking goofed.
Look.
Oh, I literally hit a goof right on the ground. Yeah, don't goop on him dude. Like Jesus that my bad
I honestly didn't realize I goofed there. Have a good day. Oh, you're right. We actually need to buy some stocks
Wait, what do we need was that the yellow or the white?
Multi-grain and ravioli hold on
Yellow
Yeah, we need some of what time it was some it was more right oh
Blue haired double price
Good one. Yo, yo, yo, yo, by the way great. You're grouping outside
Okay, can you let my dude pump too busy spinning the sign please okay?
Done
We need to put this, I'm gonna put this box on, I'm gonna put this box on
Guys, please sell more, we're actually very broke enough
There is everything increased by 10%
Let me check here, marketplace plus 10%
What, what, what is that, one pound fish here? 89?
Send me the log?
What a lick it, what, send me the log, what a lick it!
this guy was happy with the increased prices you are dumb dude oh no oh no oh no
quickly by the nine oh no this is this is structure oh we just max one you bought
three of them yes I grew to like it I know I can smell
that where's the good that back so about it some of that some of the delay
oh you just know my ladies come on ladies my money's my money well they put it at the
long spot you've been warned I guess by our overlord that's how that works I
grouped why do I group the most I have all of us I don't get it you're just
happy you're just having a good time here and stuff I like it like I grew
crazy amount 93 it's gonna cost a fortune though oh yeah no they always put less
with 93 dude
okay guys we need 100 more dollar finally like 100 is a dollar oh no they
groups as well come on ladies come on ladies one Bambi each one Bambi each
they guys are they saying that it's like discussing here or what now they'd like
it a little too much again so I think we can increase prices they love this
place how about skyrocketed shit oh one of the toilets is stinky we need to
clean up okay thank you for streaming yeah well you're too welcome to find
It's been working so well by the way.
Man, I don't know how to clean that.
XQCM.
Let me get this in gas first.
What, this guy's car is gas.
87.
What's that, Jack?
Someone just took a big shit.
Great, it's spinning the wheel so that we get more customers.
Come on, ladies.
Come on, ladies.
One Palm Beach
Dude I don't know what that is, what is one pound each?
One pound fish, haba haba look
I'm just on the ground
The ground is full of garbage man
Yeah I am
And I clean the toilet
And I'm selling everything
She's good, I'm being good
Holy shit, something's on my mind
The Overlord is literally listening to everything you say
who's that that's the one up in the ship that's watching over us please do not
use our alien voices
you're getting all my nerves
i'm pretty
they're shh
they're not even bugging you
i'm gonna out
bang bang
boom guys boom
you need to buy some more stuff please
you need to buy some more stuff please
i need to buy a license apparently
how do you do that
What's a license?
Rob, I'm just gonna be real with you, your hair is mad chopped.
Have a good one.
Can't food?
Preferably, don't come back.
Yeah, we need stuff, they're getting pissed.
Okay, hold on.
Uh, I just bought a lot of stuff, uh.
Nice.
89.
Hold on.
Gassing up.
Greek Greek Greek.
Stop with the sign.
Wait, like help me put the stock in it.
Okay, don't yell at me.
Wait, no, wait, wait.
I think I got robbed.
No, I get it all.
Oh, Gooper, Gooper, I found the Gooper.
Oh my god, there's Gooper everywhere, brother.
Hold on.
Wait, do I have to do that all manually?
This is insane.
Yeah, let's clean up the Goop.
Here we are.
the way out they're saying it's stinky no it's not they're just mad they're
saying it stinks how do you clean it take the thing in it's okay I got it
I'm actually cool right now with the strategy that I invented the actual
Cache register with stinky. Oh, I mean clean it
Come on
Okay guys, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be refueling for a while now, okay, it's a lot of stuff to do to put in
Don't fucking hug at me. Are you kidding me? Okay, how much?
She's fucking- she hunged at me!
They're super happy with these prices, I think it's time-
No, I mean, sorry, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I actually didn't say that.
Let me get 30 bucks.
$60?!
Oh my god, oh my god.
We had the motherloader.
I'm increasing prices, let's hit it.
Let's hit it all. Let's get it.
Let's walk out.
I just bought chilled drinks.
I'm getting a message from overla-
What, they overfueled?
That was big.
Let's just have fridge next.
What is this one, Chad? What is this one?
87.
I think you got this.
Oh yeah, there's a goop.
Oh no, no, that's full. I like that.
Oh guys, this is insane Max on all of them plus extra 89 to lower I mean jazz quality
Yo, we are we please start it out there. I close the shop
This is central control I was in pain. I just I was I was reading inside
The answer is telling us, dude.
Hey, hey, don't look at us.
Oh, my God, somebody shit it off the floor.
Hey, hey, take that please, Rigen.
These humans are so disgusting.
What do you mean?
They need to be exterminated.
We are really witnessing this 27th crime in front of our eyes.
They need to be exterminated on the 12th.
Do we get money for putting something in the garbage at all?
second 1g thanks to the thank you for the stuff subject 1g project images of a
product to be more accepting of overpriced products wait really seriously
we're gas station at the middle of nowhere why can't you fucking happy with
the prices fuck you I mean true kind of it I think it smells like shit outside
perhaps there I cleaned it like no no no it's not outside we're fine I
Relax relax trash bag. Okay. I'll do that. Yeah
I
Close nice, so we keep shifting to the right. So we guys we made it
guilty wait, oh
No, because I be fueled it
Well, I only increased our prices to though like our prices are so high and they like it goop the outside
Guys I guess I pretty much I
Invest into fuel I invest into fuel Cooper here chat is very cute today
You see subs remember welcome to the jungle
Oh there is garbage actually oh
My god, who's left all these diesel barrels out here me because I didn't have to put it out the back
I don't think it counts for a trash that isn't it?
Oh trash bags, I forgot my trash bags, fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge!
I had groups, I...
Will we change the spot of this?
circle I can't move the garbage wait somebody's what's fuel somebody's what's
fuel all right we're good dude we should have a lot of people these are fuel no
problem wait hold on mash it off look that bomb
Oh, I just grouped.
Uh, you put the diesel in front of me.
Uh, I can't, but hold on.
Oh, sorry, it's fucking dumpster.
I put it so that it's faster.
No?
D-Diesel.
D.
Yo, yo, I grouped hard.
Did you fix it?
No, it's okay.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Oh, they don't like the price of this.
Well, I don't really care wait wait wait the place of fridge, okay?
Oh, sorry, oh these guys they want soda pops. We ain't got no it's what I'm doing. I'm doing relax heard
Okay, the shop
We're doing actually really well, guys.
Um, who put a fucking trash bin inside the-
Hey, hey, yo, it's me, Fishin', man, you need to relax.
Are you stupid?
Yo, we're not fucking rich.
We're not rich.
Yeah, we have to resolve to do some dumb shit.
What about it?
Like, oh, man, I'm nervous, buddy.
Speak to yourself.
Dude, wait till Oberloff is about this.
Give me a second.
Pre-group text.
Excuse me.
Oberloff.
He is-
How'd I throw it in here?
wait what that can we get someone spending the sign for God no I don't
we need it we need to all we get a license
um oh my I did it again I did it again why does it think why does it think I
don't get it's not thinking it fuck you fucking smoker
oh my god he's pissed at the prices why it's discounted it's discounted it no
I've increased the prices like tenfold and they just connect with him
Nice of doing better.
She wants a green soda pop.
Well, I don't give a shit what she wants to.
Jesus Christ, we don't have it.
She's hungry and thirsty.
If we didn't, if we didn't take that part before,
like why is she complaining some hoes?
Like, we never had the product before.
So, no.
And then she's just gonna take a big shit.
Get this beef.
Yo, who took a shelf?
I need that.
What the fuck are you doing?
Just trying to do my job.
No, no, we're fucked! We're fucked, we're fucked!
I'm just trying to make everybody happy.
No, we're fucked, we're fucked.
Nani, Nani's the mind of the one.
Thank you, have a good day, I'm in trouble. Bye!
Hey, please do my boss a good job.
Thank you.
Propaganda!
Yo, help me, Greek, help me.
What did you get?
Alien juice.
Alien juice.
Alien, yeah, alien juice.
Where's gonna be giving them our cue.
But they won't know this at all.
Come on, come on, Greek, come on, come on, come on.
Great, go serve some fuel.
Alright, it's good.
No, no, no, you do that.
I'll serve the fuel.
Also, I need to clean up somebody who's in the car.
She want a diesel?
I forgot yeah diesel I can change the prices I can change the prices
We're into the alien room and throw it in the trash caner. Oh
That's a game changer though
Good boy under his car
Also, also the price is gonna change a little bit if you fix the prices
Here you go
You guys seem very happy with the prices. They're gonna go up tomorrow. I
Increase the price of everything
Plus 20% bucket oh
Smells like shit in here
Oh by the way so much or maybe too much money. Yeah, oh, yo, are you gonna put this the other stuff?
Yeah, well, I can't so peeling up shit make sure when you get hands X X they go into the alien room for DNA for DNA
Our alien DNA points yes, yeah, I already know this I've been doing recycling what
you knew about it.
How did you know about this?
Wait, how did you know about the DNA?
How did you know the mother ship didn't tell us until today?
Overlord did not...
Overlord did not told us about this.
Yo, I'm by a scammer's side.
He actually bought the gas at that price.
I like that.
Dude, I like that he bought it.
Well, we trash bags.
Overlord is pissed.
I
Humans might not have high IQ got a great great great somebody goop at the car spot fix it, please
They allowed us we can do trash bags now
This all we can do trash bags guys, I got run over
There's nobody care
what I got run over run over who fucking did it so we'll be in this again
we'll be in this again oh are humans by an upgrade I already did that
we are human at a scan now that will do that the overpriced stuff
Guys I need a group remover on the outside because I got run over and I do that every day
Pick up a huge line right now
Thank you for shopping
$41
Just home
They're very happy by the way, so we can increase prices for show.
Okay, we need to buy more shit though, man.
Buy more cereal.
Buy more cereal?
Okay, you do that, because I was going about to upgrade.
You buy more cereal.
I was going to upgrade to canned foods, but it's fine.
You can buy cereal.
How?
How?
Okay, okay, so you go on to upgrade, and you see how we did cans, and then in
next one you can either get a better fridge which is 600 or you can get
canned food so if it's 300 wait you just choose on but we did buy it we can sell
some camping gear some what camping gear typing gear typing gear oh camping gear
yeah why not it's up to you we need to remind about it yeah I got it I got it
I got it, chill out, don't tell me what to do, hold this, okay?
Huh?
Let's go.
Yo, yo, I agree, buy some, buy some diesel, please.
I give up for you, like it.
Oh, and everybody, shut up, I should close this time, everybody, this is insane.
When we meet IRL, it's legit on site, and I do not fuck with you anymore, IRL.
Okay, I'll give you, I'll give you a shit then.
All right, what's those on hands then, bitch?
I will.
I will you're gonna be definitely seeing them for sure wait yo, yo, there's good
Yeah, I gotta go clean my my depth of guilt
I lose said to drink the battle cereal. He's not fucking doing it really great
No as a bison as well. I'll show this even go up. Come on quickly. Oh
Camping cup we don't have money for it one like in game. Yeah, I mean, what about it?
You think oh
Did I just do ball over the freaking floor? Oh my god
Oh my oh don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that
help me great come here help you I got it I'm gonna serve I got a serve yes bitch
okay the ground is good the rest of the police I do that so this is the
scanner there's a store store so there's also our store is closed it we should
We should close the store
Okay closing it's close. I should have been that
I gooped sorry oh
No, don't do anything to me by do something
What
Do we get more money, please more money money, that's all we got
All right
Nice
Another day of a negative profits a dude. It's fine though. It all it's all gonna be worth it
Still negative profits are more on it. There's a product means it's still negative product though, okay, this because I wasn't spinning the sign
Yes, that's it
guys guys we got the we got the um like the the the cups for water
uh any news from overload overlord saying that we need to increase the prices
good this is so bad i'll increase them right now wait the margins on this are
crazy ten dollars a pop yep oh my god
Intergrowing up to that's a thing
Open the fucking story great. Come on then
Shut up. They're telling what to do. Okay, bitch. As you fired
You you you better calm down you don't sound me. Oh, what's what what's what?
Dude, they made me throw my alien hands
Yeah, I don't do that. I don't do that. Well, what about the upgrade? I mean, sir, two of us at the same time
We need a bunch of cans in here. I'm gonna process them. We should get a bunch.
We need butane! We need butane!
Okay, we need butane.
93, 93. We're about to hit a lake over here.
Ooh, a can.
I don't think they're complaining about the dirtiness of that, are they?
I don't think a can has dirty.
They're getting scammed. They're pretty surprised a lot and they love it.
Okay, guys, we don't need more clients, raise the price way up, we're maxed out on customers, raise the fuck out of the prices.
I did, they're massive right now, the prices are pretty pricey.
I couldn't give a fuck if they're gonna get mad at it, we don't give a shit.
They are up.
Cariffs are in, oh no, oh no, increase margins, here it comes.
Increase margins.
Market price plus 50%.
Overlord tariffs, probably.
The
Guys watch this
You're making it even higher fuck it. All right, I know I I do 50% extra
I just increased it by whatever fuck. Let's just fuck over the general consumer. I mean, it's up 90% today
XQC no no I resented before that it's all wait you already have to be sensitive
Wait, oh, you see you already have you already have 50% in it. I had it at 40% Oh fuck it 100% double price
Yeah, and they're super happy
And he's still buying
He bought two of them!
No! What?!
Speed one, speed one, speed one, speed one.
Oh my god, I skyrocketed the prices.
We're going to be zillionaires. Oh, this guy smells shit.
Where? Come on!
There's a goop somewhere or something. No!
He's arguing with the prices it oh no no he doesn't know he didn't it wasn't there. Oh
Yeah, oh
He's mad
Do market plus where is it? It should be that because you did 50 so we're good. Oh
They're happy now
Fifty percent?
Yo, imagine though the customers get used to a new price being a really high to get mad at and it'd be lower
It but it's still way higher than it was before but it's really a discounted
Almost six years. I have enjoyed my stay ever since and appreciate
Expending that thing
I
Know too high too high price rappers I
Only lowered it by 10 so just do another 10% that will be 30% higher than margin
I'm gonna do plus just this way percent off the top just for now
Oh, they are mad this guy's getting better all the price like okay, then get the fuck out man
Like I mean, then go fucking Walmart. I don't give a shit leave leave. Yeah, leave leave. Yeah
Get the fuck out of my store
Hit him!
Get an object and do this.
BOOM!
Stupid ass!
BAAAA!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Shit!
Shit!
I think it's a pink customer, man, that's, uh, dude, that's Jacksepticeye, dude!
Aw, shit, sorry, Jack.
That's awful.
We, we, we got a sign spinner.
I
We we're a sign spinner
Okay, the minus soda, but he bought it
No, the girl that we just beat up. Why really what's it work then it worked
Where's that part of the naked? Oh first I mean I need a anti-group system
I think they're called trash bags no no no the sponge
Uh great trash bag outside and pick up all the gun please sir yes, sir, please the upgrade that I there you go, which one
Which one
I'm Lauren it's just a little bit more because this is the one that keeps the image projector
Mr. Trashback bottom right oh
and this guy gave me a bunch of money thank you
yo that's hard yeah that's because I put um a
my controls on that side there's we have fake prices it gotcha oh we're saying
we have cheap yeah but it's not cheap at all it's not cheap wait it says we
increase the price now 30% across the board now Roger
good job Greg I got you thank you
one's in the get all but I'm increasing the 30%
you should be seeing sales skyrocketing. Greg I need 93 I need 93
No, I'll buy it's fine. I'll buy it. They're buying it 30% easily by the way. Wait, wait, actually
you did plus 30? What we already had? Plus 30 off margin. Oh my god.
Uh... I forgot to do something. What was it? I had to buy 93, right?
They seem a little too happy hold on yo we track back that side great place
We're fucked 93 you know 93
There's you know what is it guys doing nothing what is it? There's group everywhere one garbage like somebody's been fucking nothing
Thank you have a plus day
And you're a fine shit for real. You come back here whenever you want.
Yo don't fudging haunt at me dude.
What you want? The gas at this price?
$100?
Oh my god, mind controlled. That's insane.
They're buying more too. Wait, really?
Yes. XQCL.
go so they say so you're just gonna do yeah he did that all that he has a
garbage on the ground wait maybe we could stack the signs it yeah I think we
increased mark we increased I would go 40% try it no wait another 40% or I mean
overall. We are right now with 30% above margin.
On it. We do way more than that. I didn't hit it, hit it
then. Hit it, hit it, hit it. How much more do you want?
Apparently, all we get more investigations if we rise too
much. I'm doing 50%. So it's going to be 50% across the board
above margin. Okay, budget. I'm doing it again.
Oh
Guys we might have done greedy a little bit
Okay, hold on let me just think of this
How much is it, it is 10% so maybe another 20?
We don't hear you Greek.
I know, I'm not really good at it.
That's increased by another 20%.
Another 20.
Yes.
I'm buying a flag.
We're going to need more merchandise and we're going to be out of the boxes.
the boxes. Well, that's amazing, their signs. No, right behind the counter. Oh, so they know
it's American. Let me check.
Agents are coming. Agents are coming. I don't know what to do.
I'm lowering I'm going to margin close the shop close the shop
Everybody get the fuck out!
Hey dude's here.
Bulk him, bulk them!
He's pissed.
He's right here.
Yeah, block him.
Looks like Andrew Tate.
Okay everything is.
Everything is-
He's sabotaged, no!
Hi, how's it going, sir? It's normal prices.
Hi, um, nothing suspicious coming over here.
Thank you, sir.
Nothing to see over here, agent Spillily.
Uh-oh. Remove these.
Something.
And the day and the day this group on the floor this group on the floor
And the store because we're selling things
Store there's more
No signs another one another one
Why they keep coming up
I
Yeah, nothing to see over here
Nothing to see over here. Why are they still here?
Oh, yeah, you have to actually delete. Well, you get the money back.
Yeah, I get money back.
I did, I did, I did. We got all the money. What happened to my signs?
I sold them for full price though. We have full price
It was 200 each right?
Yeah, I have the idea we spam signs when the agents come in that we sell all the interlink we keep the price up
Yes
By shopping and they look at our prices though. That's the things
Right, cool. Thank you
guys there's agents everywhere you sell them again why is our solution level
still so high
they were worked up and it's a solution on now I think we're fine wait oh
wait he's shitted where's the agents he's still he's leaving he's leaving he
They didn't take anything out of it.
I bowed them.
End of date, end of date, quickly, end of date.
You made him haunt us.
Did you just really bark?
No, he left, we're good.
My heart.
We're good.
I'll be creasing the prices, hold on.
And let me end the date first.
Okay, so I'm going to 100%-
630 okay guys my morals is went out the window I couldn't give a fuck increase all prizes
I'll take care of whatever is one that goes next to hold each shit
I'm increasing by a hundred percent on everything, but we need more box. Okay a hundred percent. I'll do three signs
Shots I keep spinning the sign or we don't increase the shop size it for the gas
Can you Greek? Can you just go buy more stuff?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no not not low. We need to expand first
But we're almost out of these boxes. We need these at least the middle one this multi-grain Bradley. I got you
I got you the monthly rain. I got you
We will say let the sign for the sign for the sign for the reason today. What are these?
Greek start the fucking day, man
Don't yell at me dude. I just do a job there. I want to yell at you
That was kind of wholesome
Okay, I love you too. We need to remember these yellow. I never said I love you. I never said that.
Oh, well I love you. I said I won't have to yellow you, but I said.
Okay, I still love you.
Hi man. Okay.
Guys, I upgraded the store.
800 dollar. What do we want?
I put the signs up. Oh no.
We need to save the money for the- for the- for the- for the signs first!
Uh, they are mad at these prices, but...
Alright, maybe lower a little bit, maybe lower a little bit.
Do we have any s- we don't have any signs.
Oh, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, we need the signs.
Okay, I got you, I got you.
Oh, this is a rich bitch now, she's just buying it for real.
Well, you know they're happy whatever you did they are happy okay increase again at
I bought three one
Sky rocket the fuck out of this
Send it
No no no no no not better
140%
Okay
I was just telling them I could make it
Just trust me on this, trust me on this
They're coming
and 40% locked any feds
Okay, up the guys yet up the guys. Well met
Guys the gas was are loot unaffordable for the average family like this is insane
Guys, I put this shit fucking
$12 per liter
It's jover. Yeah, they're buying this shit. They are dumb
There's no bias it. Yes. Oh
my god
Terry something on your eye
Is that?
Is this how inflation works, they're just increasing the prices like a game. No, they don't like it. Bye this shit
Thank you
Clean this, yep, just do my job.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Guys, guys, the only, the only, the gas prices, man.
Add to the lower a little bit.
And I'm gooped, man.
Ah, yuck.
Well, man, I gooped too hard, but I saw the profits.
Yeah, I get that. I can see this. I can see that.
Well, that was really dirty, by the way.
The car went, it took me ages to clean that.
Sorry, I've been gooping.
There, uh, it was more goop-fudge, man.
Oh, he doesn't like prices at 140%. I'm lowering it to 10% cost because everyone's been angry.
Yeah, I had to scale that. My price is again. This is lame.
Oh, he likes it.
Are you sure you're not charging them rocket fuel prices?
I mean...
This is fine.
Just spend my whole month's pay check on half a tank of fuel.
Time to start with any of my 9-fx cubes, yeah.
I'm not knocking you out for real.
Okay, we need to upgrade the store soon.
I have an idea.
Maybe I sell one, or maybe I sell the science as four,
um, at 400?
Guys, he doesn't like, there's George Garbage!
George Garbage!
Yeah, stinky, it's stinky, that's great.
Do it, it's good when you're as well, fudge.
Oh, you can set it down, though.
Um, grabbers is fine.
Leaning.
Guys, there's an agent parked up the road. I see them.
Get rid of the signs then.
No, no, no, no, no. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
Okay, but let's just leave the prices high.
Fix the group. Fix the group. Fix the group. Fix the group.
But we gotta goop this.
Why don't they just self-serve the gas?
the gas but I'm not sure I did it all day man.
Can we hire like a cash register guy?
Guys, this is too expensive.
And the office of the attorney.
Guys, he's still, the price is too high
because he's taking the fucking price in.
Price gouging after a disservice.
Great, take the price of them.
Remove like a few percentage.
The president.
Okay.
Everything?
Okay.
I'll remember it.
Price gouging to businesses in times as fast as I was.
But you should still be on your guard.
I'm just calling out to the gas station for some cereal and some gas but some fucking
fast British shaley and shit all over my car so 160 dollar for one tank it for one
refuel yeah we are rich fix the prices make round about city break again we got
ready these devils are inside yes this how to make money yeah guys fuck the
stuff like yep that is my job more cars guys we are not buying anything else but
new upgrades for the store like we will make so much money oh my god
I'm cleaning. I'm cleaning. Beesle fuel. I'm not just gonna favor this, you're thinking.
Double car! Suck it one gram. Suck it one gram.
Nice that was a big payday right here.
Diesel.
Guys, we can double car this man?
Quick, I need you pumping hard.
I'm pumping.
I literally...
Oh, there's poop all over the ground.
Shit.
I'm gonna go buy some.
I'm gonna go buy some.
Moe, more gas.
Bang.
Buy what?
Get the fuck out.
I bought cans.
Really?
How much?
One.
What?
What do I mean one can no no no we need diesel and it fuels
Tons of reflux. We can buy we can buy barrels out. No, no, we can't
Guys guys this is gonna be about across a lot of money
That I just bought a lot of fuel
Yeah, we're people are buying like crazy today to my cock case
She wants you on what fuel 89 we need more diesel
Nice is still too high then take surprises man, we're losing customers. Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna go
There is so much. I'm checking it. I'm checking it. Great. I'm going to hell. Mary's okay.
Great. Great. Is the field make it to the front? Yep. Yep. Oh my God. We're missing
I'm gonna do that.
Yeah, it's dude!
We need boxes, the left boxes, the orange ones.
Buy it, sell it, use it, upgrade it.
Greg, I need you to help me.
Yep, we stocked it, helping.
Excuse me, lady, would you like diesel?
Diesel, reviewing.
I'll leave the cans over here, the ones we have extra, right?
I went outside is a little slower, yeah I know, but if you ever need help just ask for
me.
Wait, why are we on diesel?
We're on our way back to roundabout cities from Maroad, and we decided to go to a gas
station ran by some not-weird guys, but what was weird was that my wife came back
with some goobie yellow substance all over her wait what is going on on the roof
uh oh no oh no agents agents agents agents
Morning
Well, where's the diesel though, they think oh they're taking her even the customers are taking were aliens guys
Why would I get human?
Why would they think we're aliens?
Wow.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, I'm under the investigation,
please help.
Okay.
No, I'm fine for now, but you need to fix this stuff.
Sell the boards.
Doing it.
They're sold already.
Oh, I see them.
Okay.
Bang.
Did you get full money for that?
Yeah I saw the thing so no one's gonna buy shit. So let's just close.
87.
Now look at my upgrade now though. Should we do that or not? Because we won't be able to sell anything.
Act normal.
Acting normal.
Get the fuck up! Get the fuck up! Get the fuck up! Get the fuck up!
Uh oh.
93.
I've heard that was a human. I told you.
Oh
Okay, and the day quickly
Other side of the road is the diesel what?
Guys, what's wrong? Well, how did I first already over here?
wait what's happening is that is that what we do okay okay okay great fix the
I'm dead!
I'm dead!
Brother, you don't have to sell your signs about price just repair them when the...
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Thanks for playing with me. I love watching it.
WHAT? How? No!
No!
Mother ship has sent three new...
Wait, what happens when you die?
play, what happens when you die, when we all die,
are we all like, are we cooked?
We lost, we lost DNA, but we kept our money.
Oh.
So literally nothing.
Oh.
So how do you-
I think that was fine.
Yeah, that was fine.
Guys, it is such good right now though.
All right, so we expanded store now, budget.
Nah, just end of day, end of day, end of day.
I'm not attacking, I'm not like...
Umm...
Why not your goop though?
Where, where, where, where did your goop go?
I don't see a singular goop.
Yeah, I think it's fixed up.
Alright, end of day, end of day.
I need you to do that. Let me see.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. We can't.
Stop it! Huge money.
Alright, I'm ready to share it.
Wait, I'm glitched. I'm glitched.
Hey, I'm glitched. Do you need out? Let's run.
Yeah. No, I can't. I'm stuck in this.
Let me bring you over to it.
Press escape with your brain.
I can't.
I have fixed it.
Nice.
Flex your escape button real quick.
Oh, good one.
Get out, get out, get out there, get out there.
We do need more, you need to get us some more of this stuff.
I double expended it yeah my god yeah
yeah more the boxes dude what about it
makes so much money
no it's not multigrain it's one of the
left it's like a blue box 87 you but is there way do we can make it automated though
but but I'll put the signs they are pissed okay hold on you can I we need to make
a and everybody divide them though first thing
okay I can't afford it I cannot afford it let me just sell this multigrain
I think we should have it.
Oh, one more.
One more.
Okay, buddy.
Okay, I put the sign up.
We're good.
Sabotage.
That's fine, but okay.
The signs don't stack enough, but they do stack though.
We really saw the increase in price.
Like, as soon as we put it on.
There's a reason why they make the game makes the the ramp up on the price of it
Yeah, I didn't know I did we only keep you for now
They're happy with the prices when you put up the sign we're good. Okay. I mean we get also like I put a turn on down though. Oh
My god, I'm gonna jump out of her
I don't think we need barrels on that, somebody had a problem with refueling this.
Thank you for your service.
Yep.
Was that a Hider end?
Did you get him at this yelp?
A7 is almost empty!
No.
Thank you.
I think we have some on the ground though, no?
We do.
Thank you.
Yo, what did I just read?
Oh, I said I did anything?
Yeah, like what is this?
That guy actually wrote that.
Yeah, that was crazy.
That's just crazy.
What's these all?
Thank you, Greg.
No problem. You're a pretty cool.
Can we hire some people so that they can do this for me? Or not? Because it's too much effort.
Because this is like way too much work.
Let me check real quick.
Barrel fuel no.
No, we can't.
Buy multi-grain, multi-grain.
We need multi-grain, multi-grain, multi-grain.
We need multi-grain.
Um, bought it, bought it, bought it.
Price propaganda, no.
Chat, where the fuck?
Where are the employees?
Wide boink wide boink wide boink wide boink wide boink wide boink wide boink
did you just it was there really you ask me to buy multigrain and you don't put it
down I mean dude come on man so these are we're gonna do we will do alien radio
where's radio at they don't like the prices but they're buying it anyways so
I say fuck it.
Where's the video?
No one likes the prices.
I mean, there's canned foods we can tell.
You want to do that?
Sure.
Car supplies.
That's good.
I mean, blind.
Bread.
Bread.
No.
No.
Cold drinks.
No.
I will say.
Where are the employees, man?
Hotcakes, the drinks sell like hotcakes.
Alien cab replicator.
No.
Thanks for shitting in the bathroom on the floor.
Thanks.
Now fucking leave.
Self-checkout and automation on a road map
and not going in yet.
Wait, are you, um,
Hey, Bob, I agree.
Bob, I agree.
At the top, he said it.
He said it, he said it with a coconut.
Six thousand?
No, this doesn't do anything.
Make a restaurant. How would you do that?
Sorry for that guy just talking in the back.
Um
Car supplies yeah, we hired disabled people here have a good one
I mean you should I deserve a people what?
Car supplies
Yo, thank you for shopping
It's easy with it self self serve a fuel at the bottom
Where
This?
No, it's not.
It's still the name.
It's the name.
Bottom left employee.
If you want to hit the max link button on the DNA you can't I saved a bunch in there for you guys self-serve means I'm going self-service though
It's not it doesn't make itself service
No, that makes it so big no, I don't think so
Sure
I mean I could try it. I don't think it's not worse though
We click the DNA button though and you get a chance. I just bought it
Did I did I stacked in here oh no sabotage boom
Now what guys they have a full squad coming in quickly remove the goop remove the garbage quickly
I have no guilt there was one on the left side, dude
We're looking good in here right now.
Well, we already have that.
Guys, that's...that's...
That's barrels.
They're very left.
Hello, agents. Nothing to see here.
Yep, yeah, boba.
Woop, see it.
Just stop. Just stop, Chad, please.
I'm getting trolled hard see they'll even sell server trolled I did I knew it
shit's Anthony Padilla I watch smarts growing up really it's QCM that's
cool go right there
We need more diesel we need more eight seven eight eight eight eight eight come on watch out
one month until I don't have any money though.
So why is it, why is it, is it getting investigated though?
Yo Loki we should say fuck this and just only sell fuel.
I mean, the margins are so good!
I solved the signs...
Good job, well done.
Where? Where? Where?
Where? Where? Where are we? Where?
Russell Trent!
Where?
Oh my god, no.
In the back.
Greek, where are you?
Help!
Help!
Help!
I also think he's dead. Oh my god, I dodged that. 93.
He's getting chased, I hear him saying help.
Let me just go do this final quick, I guess. QCL.
We are making bank, really, bank.
89.
What?
Well, you can unstuck if you want to.
Flex your STM puzzle.
No it's right here this guy. Oh it's him.
I bumped him! Nice.
Wait, you're still mad at me though.
Wait, I don't understand it.
Oh, because I was...
Oh, like that?
Ballgame, I said?
XQCL.
Yeah.
You cannot even think of this agent in a store.
When I knock her out, you need to run.
Fuck out of my store.
Come on.
Guys, I think it's working.
Where are you guys? Hello? Help me. Help me. I have nothing to do.
Yeah, I think we let her kill you, Greek.
Sacrifice.
Buy a gun.
I mean, where?
How do you buy a gun?
You know, check me out.
Nope.
The alien tab.
No.
We can't.
Is this how you do it?
Where is it though?
Yo, where is the agent? Where is the agent? Where is the agent?
Where is the agent?
Oh my god, you killed her.
She is no longer beating.
No.
Yep.
Yeah, we're good.
Yeah, we're good.
She's back.
She's back.
Help.
Yep.
Help me.
Yep
I don't listen how to do this though
Yo and today and today click click and day why I spent it
your agents are in the store I can't I just died you're a Greek Greek Greek Greek
I'm not gonna die I'm not gonna let her kill me oh let her kill you let her
do you yeah but just like look how crazy my movement is that like stop flying
with me I mean I'm sure though I didn't know how to blink my eyes it was my fault
that we got cool how do you guys how do you blink the eyes all right well I have
no idea but I love you we promise beat the game nope I think so yeah I think I
I was like, can we beat the whole thing?
That was good.
Yeah, well now, we beat the game for sure.
Oh, I just got an achievement.
Said, beat the game.
Nice.
Oh, sick.
Cool.
Nice.
Oh, that's the winning game radio.
Yes.
Yep, it's a credits.
And then this one, we look into the sunset
real slowly like this.
Yeah.
Until next time, until next time on the overlord gives us permission to come back to earth
Yep
All right, that was fun. No music
This is a fun game and you could download it on steam today
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stop it
Come on, bro
Okay, what else we got?
Um...
Alright.
That was actually funny. That was a funny game.
I enjoyed the game. I enjoyed the game. What else have we got?
Well, okay, you want to play another funny game?
Yep.
Alright, let me see here in my list of funny video games.
Boom. Send it.
Send it.
Full send.
I'm not buying this, but it looks like I could get it though. I think it looks like
I'm not buying it all right next one is
Play some oh my god. Oh, this one was kind of cool
Kill it with fire
I
Like hell that is like how about help divers for my bugs. Yeah
Yeah, that's kind of fun looks like a Roblox game
Um I said pass and a lot of people said no. All right, gotcha
Obviously don't know anything, but okay. Let me look at this one
Far far west over on the positive came out last month
Five reviews. Oh, is that the train one?
Yeah, but they always take something good from the last one and then sometimes it's like you know
it's like a build up of games like you know like this you can see it stole from sea of thieves
zombies yeah is that like a mega bulk
played up that I played up but I guess if you if you're gonna get toward a
player that's a lot of skill kind of like risk of rain now that's the first
specific
There's a storage hunter game where you're like doing storage wars there is
What's today oh speedrunners to demos coming to steam February 20th, it's March 3rd. Can we play speedrunners to you?
Is that out? Wait, when? Wait, really?
I'm gonna check.
Let me see.
Yeah, the demo is out. Yep.
Oh, do you play with friends in there or not? I actually love this game.
I would assume so. Oh, this game, what
classic. That is even actually good though. Yeah, it is.
into a freaking wall of fire.
Second version's out.
It's pretty good too.
Alright, how about I roll you 10-0 and then play the train track game where you gotta
build the tracks and make a pass.
I guess we're gonna be playing all day.
How are you?
Cool.
Alright, bro, I legit 10-0 you.
Depends.
The 1v1s.
I'm pretty sure I beat you in the 1v1s.
That's not true.
No, you didn't.
Well, I pretty much beat you in every game except for what you said.
That's not true.
You actually did not.
Okay, okay, okay. No, you know just pick a game you just started with the game that you're gonna wow crazy
Did we yes, I think you only beat me in overwatch we didn't play put a lot do we yeah, because we played CS
Okay, I am playing it all it's a good as the first game
But they added new ones. Yeah, I'm a buddy, guys.
Oh yeah, Dragon Ball Fighter Z too.
Is it controller? Yes.
Yeah, but... Wait, do you have a controller?
I thought I did. Maybe I... No, I guess I don't.
No, normally we play with it with keyboard and mouse, but it's way harder with keyboard and mouse.
yeah I think I keyboard a mouse it so I'm gonna just play that I think that's
what I'm used to
60 months this one's all the KBM I'm doing KBM sure yeah you point out like a
Richard Miller fucking control no it's not my brother but my brother brought
of accident. There you bite me, you know.
There's ranked games on this.
I actually don't like new controllers. They're like a weird, like, film almost of like some
weird technological grease on it.
Nah, look at you.
You guys ready?
Yes.
Always ready.
I'm not going to be
I'm gonna be a problem
So I'll play the game
Yes, I didn't see I know I play you're gonna have them
Yeah, what yeah, I'm ready
Like I forget what we'll figure it out on the run
Oh John pork in the chat, have you?
Have you?
We should get a couple randoms and chat, you know?
We could both do it with some chat, but I can see Peter Pico.
You done this game or something like that, Gregor?
I don't know what to do now.
I've played the Elba back in the car.
Wait, what's going?
Wait, I can't, oh hell no.
It used to be WSD, right?
Yeah, I'm playing controller brother, I'm not using Arakies.
Alright, Z is to jump? Oh yeah, Z to jump, X is to attack.
No, I can't move at all.
It's Arakies.
No, I can't. Wait, now it works, what?
I'm using controller, by the way, guys.
It'll get.
How do you use item? See. Oh, I see.
I forgot you could go under.
I'm just gonna be real y'all are ass. Okay. Yo, yo, we're still behind the controls you fucking bitch.
I shut the fuck up. Yeah, I know, but it's just, it's bad.
It's just embarrassing. It's bad. It's not good.
I'm going to kill him.
Let it be.
Yikes.
Great, great, great.
You need to talk some shit wrong about that.
Great. You need to talk some shit about nothing.
What? I can't, I can't. What the fuck?
I can't. What the fuck?
Hey!
Yo yo yo, because I died, you need to like, win one round.
Otherwise, you're gonna end the game.
Jesse, if you're nice, then let him win.
Jesse!
Jesse! You fucking bitch!
When I went around, so did I, did I get it?
Alright, alright, you fired.
What are you going to do? What a bitch ass.
I actually fucking trash it.
What a pussy, motherfucker.
Hey, wait, I knew this was an accident, what happened?
How did I knew this was a-
I was telling you that, uh, yeah, whatever.
No, it's not good. It's just a warm up.
Tell me you don't shit.
Hey, Jesse. You're pissing us off, Jesse.
No, now you're gonna pay the ultimate price.
Yo, I will show you how good I am.
We're about to turn into dust, little buddy.
Go, Tenet, go! Shoot! Start!
I love this game, though.
Yeah, because you're waiting. Shut up.
Oh, so bad.
Yeah, my controls aren't working.
Oh, mine neither, because I'm typing.
Here we go.
Oh my god, X, do it, do it, let it be.
Go, X, faster!
And she just threw
No
Why would you go the explicit
Oh my god cinema cinema cinema
Jesse's in the lead he's looking like just behind Jesse with a 2-1 lead jumping with
the chicken form jumping over the boxes clean jump of x riding under the box is
the exit of the lead Jesse right behind this is getting too close
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah actually I said my bomb bug so that you get to
keep your bomb and the motive stop it stop it stop it I'm done I'm done I
You're cheating you're cheating. Love you. You make like a good, you know, it's the best when we both bullshit
Fuck this lucky
And you got fucking class okay, hold on. I'm like you're over
Wait
Yikes
Ah.
Really? Really? Really?
No! I wish fuck up out there! Holy shit! And it looks like, excuse me, he's just a little
bit behind Jesse in the mead. He's coming in with clutch with the speed. He ducks
perfectly because frozen just a hit with a rocket wait what a beautiful win by
Jesse actually destroying ex-qc once again wait hold that chicken emo is that
is that bug what what what was that it's a chicken costume no I hooked and I got
blown by some shit I you know I got next what you're playing with a fucking
controller
i'm not playing the controller
we need to reset the controller
now
dominant force in all games
was i smoking crats
have good reaction time
looks like uh... looks like we're coping
a little bit this x
everyone is still allowed to have a chest
i'm the commentator
what the hell's wrong with you
The jazz fucker?
Yeah, of course you'd do that.
You're a dog, shit, shut the fuck up.
Why did I- what the- what did I do such a thing?
What did we get? What is- what was he at?
You're such a fucking-
He was so far, fucking left!
He's fucking nice and he's dog shit!
I do it out of the crowd, you know what I'm saying?
What?
What the fuck out of my screen?
You just can't beat some mechanics.
Yikes.
How do you crouch, man?
Nice fucking ability.
Shut up, man. Shut up. You don't shit.
Fucking miss.
No! You need to go up a little bit. Go up a little bit. If you don't go up you die. I'll let you die there. Fuck you!
I'm so bad at that one.
Enjoy that.
Oh, late a bitch.
And a bitch! Later!
Later!
This lobbyist shit! This lobbyist trash! We're gonna get new players in this!
Holy. We had to literally let you win, otherwise you'd quit the next game.
Yeah, it says you. It says fucking you.
It's definitely not banana peels. I don't know.
know. Yep. We have to quit, we have to let him, we have to let him win because he's
next gamer. We want to play for a little while. I, I, I do all the models in it. Uh, let's
check, let me change my car. We're stopping after one game? Oh, hell nah. I want to play
this for like three hours. I can't put some more players in.
I'm gonna get up what the fucking controls man like was yes, I'm a lobby you maxed three player
And women have had more players though, I never mind you don't have to know what that full lobby though
That'd be nuts. I don't know how to get out of here. I'm like so confused
the music is kind of hard it's buggy and there's one and four of a belly and
bad guys well it won't tell me that I can't this game so okay okay arrow down
to slide and to the controller here it's tough I need to draw because I have
random though I just don't understand guys is the IP are you to be or not if it is
fucking now then
it's a great game it shouldn't be
oh I'm not very care there okay my guy wouldn't even move no way you're gonna
land around the media
you know that it's me bro
it's like that around the ex you see right the right really looks like Jesse's
catching up ex you see hit the jump perfectly he's all moves Jesse's well
well behind is he gonna catch up he's also catching up to do I didn't want to
I did the classic out of screen boost fucking bullshit in it
Why is mine not working? All right, I know the map now it's over
GGs by the way, I've learned the map
Okay, well mine's not I'm legit that man watch out
I
Really
Wait
Wait, what it was kind of bullshit. I don't like it was like a verticality thing. I don't know that was that wasn't right
I can't fucking play.
I don't think that was in the normal game.
No, I mean, it was, but...
Dude.
finally
he's gonna die instantly
fuck you
I'm good, I'm good, we did it!
No, you're so lucky I got stuck.
My stepper literally helped me.
Fuck it.
Grievous spamming buttons.
Odd.
Hey, why is that?
Finally I know what it is.
Oh no.
Bang!
Oh no!
Bang!
2-2.
Match point.
of
I
Have you gripped people like that skill
If you did that it's not skill if he doesn't like that it's not good. You're the golden one for some reason yo
I fucking dab on your shit. No, you did not just hit the worm with your arms
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I have the wave and the damage.
You got the smoke.
Fuck it.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Oh, let me get some food.
Yeah, I actually got the shells all over my spine.
Playing that fucking good.
All right.
Okay.
See, you are early learner of the basics.
But I'm the early master of the game.
You know what I mean?
No.
I'm better than you in every single game possible.
No, sorry.
Learned to be a hairdresser and cut that fucking hair.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yo, I'm going to be a chef and cookies
on a fucking burger, you fat fucker.
He's right.
Leave him alone.
Thank you.
Go.
Why would he choose frog as well?
Wait, screw it, don't do that.
You're just gonna frog.
Why is he choosing Frog?
Nice, we're with the- no, no, no, no, no, I said you're a fucking jackpot.
It was me.
Why is the bug in that?
Me.
What is that? Me?
Wait a bit. Wait! What a yikes!
What are the opponent I see?
Oh.
The guys said they...
Yeah, who?
Two of us control the lane.
Oh, I've done a mistake there.
Oh, I've done a mistake there.
Oh, shixta!
You saw that?
You saw that?
Oh, where am I jumping?
Why'd that guy also pick the frog?
How long's that frozen thing last for?
We got a 1v1 here against physics and xqc, let's see who gets to it.
They both hit the end of the wall here, but will they come up to this and hit?
No, they both go for a bad way.
They're still taking it, dodging the boxes back, still getting her head right in the
fucking head.
Here he goes with the knife.
Dose with me
Fucking bang
He's actually still alive
I did everything to dodge that, it didn't matter.
Wait, what?
Is that your picture?
What was that?
It's certainly good RNG.
is that your pick is like open it to the wild what was that
it's like a rg
oh well he's fucking cause us instantly spiked us in his nearses
physics there's no point
bro bro bro it's fucking colossal maxing
me frame log you do seriously
what's happening what about that I'm so good we can't have joint battles
I
Did we swap right on
I got bugged I got bugged I got bugged that was an actual glitch
No, he jumped it, but it didn't jump up.
You see the air?
Yeah. Shut up, nobody cares.
Really, nobody cares.
I'm generally nobody cares.
I heard my mom cheer from the other room, so they're wrong.
Oh my god.
I
Understand every round
It's my girlfriend keeps fucking eggs in you man. Yo, I gave everything
No, I almost hit it with the clutch.
Nice!
Hey, good luck.
Nice point.
me for me no I mean literally me now
thanks for all the peace over the years
excuse me
excuse you much love
what
No way, that's not what you mean.
Wait, what?
If I died, I was unlucky.
Come here.
I just killed him.
Oh my god, it's choked so hard.
That's not me, that's the random.
Oh my god, he's choking it harder than I thought.
No, I'm in front.
He's choking!
He's choking!
OK, but the frog's fucking up bad.
Wait, what?
That's so fucking-
What a dumbass game!
I
Don't get focused if you're not let us behind it do not like this minute focus again with the black suit
Yeah, Jesse
Focus him!
Yes! No! Yes!
I listen to the streamer! I listen to the streamer!
I listen to the streamer!
Fuck you!
Yes, bitch! Now we get a finale!
Where'd you give up? You're not going to miss.
fuck! man I'm too old for this fucking shit, man!
a box for what?
You know what, take this, fuck this.
Still not a second.
Man.
Man.
I'm pretty sure this frog is using cheats, by the way.
Wait a minute.
Wow, the box is there.
God, that movement I just did was kind of insane.
Ah, it's not in place like it once you hit.
Oh my god.
Jesse first, sex.
Oh my god.
Excuse me.
Right point.
Oh my god, he catches up!
Jesse is-
Oh my god, and Jesse messes up!
This is the final countdown. Looks like XQC's in the lead.
Jesse right behind me hits every single bot for some reason.
Who's tripping there? It looks like Jesse's in his house!
No, that was...
Murks McKinnon is XQC's gaming warlord coming in the first place.
Doesn't make any sense.
Jesse is very powerful.
Guy, I took college for this and you can hit me up.
I get literally caught in your game.
That is why they call him the gaming warlord.
XQC company insurance.
Winning the prize money, winning the 1 million dollar tournament.
holy I have boost how do I boost wait I've been winning with a boost well
Oh, gee, geez.
The demo uses BiggieBee?
Join back one.
Leave this, I don't think we're in a lobby with him.
I know, it's a four.
Not bad, it's happy to be here. I'm making a lobby.
You guys join fast now, go.
No, hold on.
Get it, buddy.
No, no, no, I don't.
Join fast quickly.
I'm scared.
Please.
We're going to imagine you have fryknot.
Fryknot's in here, bro.
Who am I in with?
I'm by you.
Hey, but who am I playing with?
I don't care.
Just accept it.
I'm winning.
I don't care.
I don't care! I'm with a lobby!
Fine, I'm fine. I'll leave my other friends.
I'm gonna say this respectfully. We don't care.
Just get in here.
I'm gonna leave my other friends in, I guess.
Great!
I'm in, I think, yeah?
No, you're not. Are you?
I pressed accept.
No, you're a fucking dumbass, man.
I'm joining lobby now. Sorry, sir.
No, I'm not gonna leave anyone.
Wait, someone left!
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
No, no, no, I left it.
I left it.
you. Please don't come at us quickly quickly quickly.
tough lobby. How are you guys this slow? I mean, he's so old. He has you guys have
been by randoms. No, I'm in there. I'm in the game. Okay. I didn't go. I don't everybody
just like I said, hold on. Hold on. I was in the last race. I made the thing. I'm
in no way you want to take Jesse make one everyone join you okay oh that's smart
Invite me Jess.
No.
Okay.
Invite me where?
Invite to game.
Invite to game.
It's full.
It is not.
There's nobody in here.
Anybody in here?
Yeah, I'll bite you.
Wait.
I'm just inviting you to mine.
Fuck it.
Here.
Okay, I'm inviting you to mine.
I can't move, I can't move.
It's bugged.
Alt-Tep 4?
Oh, it is full.
Because I made it only four.
I didn't make it four players though.
That's great.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Oh, they all left.
No, it's fake, it's fake.
Here, invite to game.
and invite to game
I'm not getting here. I didn't get it. Who are you inviting? I had a sneeze. I invited you
Fold hope you're doing well X. Thanks. All right. You make the lobby X QC L
Any interaction? Yeah, there's a problem with the game and it compounds a lag the more you do it
Right. Well, there's an issue with a player lobby. I think I think it's like fucked because it says four even though it's eight
Yeah, I think the audience is better. I said a lot of games doing this where they make a game that
becomes successful and they probably get some funding or some money and they make it I think
three in polish and then their game sucks all done everywhere all the games that
Yeah, but I mean usually demos are like late-saging. I mean if it's a demo like the main components
of the game are absolutely finished.
There's some board game.
Monopoly. Do Monopoly and Invite Train. I've been waiting for this day.
I mean I guess.
I have been waiting for this day.
I'm over the game, generally.
It just sucks.
It just sucks.
It doesn't have the vibes.
The problem with Bumblebee is that it doesn't have vibes.
There is a new version of the game, though.
Hold on, I saw it a while ago.
There is a new, like, PumbleParty, Ted game.
I don't remember what it's called.
I don't know if I'll find it.
I don't know what it's called.
I don't remember what it's called.
I don't remember what it's called.
I don't remember what it's called.
I'll find it.
Now we'll do our-
No, not Lego party.
Rocket League?
Putchamps?
Yeah, we can do a couple games.
That's good.
I'm down for Rocket League.
Well, wait, 3-3's?
I'm sure- well, like 2-3 games or something like that.
Maybe 4.
Yeah, I've been doing 3's with Greek, so.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
I'm almost flat already in 3's.
Yeah, we got like comms and stuff.
It's me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me.
And if it's gonna be someone then it's X and then G and then me then if you're gonna be
Then you just call D for defense and then me if you're gonna hit it's very simple
Yeah, he's got brother Bill and what was the other guy oh sure oh sure so you guys any friends all like that
Yeah, well you play deadlock for 12 hours a day
I'm not a big fan of this actually your car is really ugly x can you please wait
This is check check. Where's my controller?
Yeah, oh sure I core ugly chat
Classic classic class stream wait, I don't know my controller
Wow, what a fucking classic
No, not party animals. It's actually like a Mario party, but it's just like a new one like a new
Your ex what please change your car why
Because it's number one. It's not fennec and number two is really ugly
Okay, but I don't play I don't I don't play fennec anymore. That's why I changed
So you're just a noob. I got it
Well, Fennec is actually for noobs.
You need to take that fricking crown off, dude.
That's just embarrassing.
Shut up.
Jack, do bros play more Fennec or why these days?
No, they will play.
You changed.
Jack, none of them play...
I think...
All the freestyle players I see playing Fennec.
Fennec's the best.
is like for like octane's for smurfs that don't have the fennec yet he's right
wait really they play fennec if they do I'll swap right now but I know I'm an
octane player I don't care octane sucks that's what I am I don't care wait really
if you if you have if you have an octane it basically means you're too
poor to have a fennec but I have a fennec he's right not too poor so I'm
How many is not seen?
Retweet.
Okay.
By the way, is it because the Fennec headbuck is more visual, isn't it?
Chai, is that the reason why they do that?
No, the turn rate is faster.
Or you're being gaslit.
The turn rate is faster on the Fennec.
That's impossible.
It's the same hit box, but the turn rate is faster.
Liar.
You're just gonna say shit, Pyrrhus.
Wait, did I sell all my other cars?
I think I sold all my fucking Feniks.
Dude, you're so dense.
What I'm telling you is correct.
No.
Well, Rick, Rick, what the fuck are you talking about?
You know what? Forget it, man.
I- Fuck you.
Drake, fuck you.
I just told you the Feniks turn rate is more, I'm pretty sure.
No, it cannot be.
I think so.
It's got the best turn rate in the game.
it has the same hitbox
so you're just saying sh** you f**king moron
yeah you got me
you debunked me instantly
he actually debunked, he's been debunking a lot lately
oh i need to anodize the pearl
wait it's gone
can you play EU servers please? please
no, f**k no
no thank you
i lag on the other servers
yo what does anodize pearl
Yeah, what I played if you had 140 ping and all I could do is complain about it.
I used to have it.
Game's better easy.
Also 49 month easy.
Alice foo-
Oh, there's a 29-
It's harder than NA.
He is harder than NA, so you're improved.
Yeah, because of the fucking conditions of life, fucking bitch.
Holy cholesterol sp- Holy!
Dude, dude, why do you get ragemated by everything?
They're only better at counter-strike, by the way.
Guys, pause, pause, pause the game, pause the game, I got food.
Okay.
It's not paused pause it
He's the leader. He said pause the game. He's the fucking leader
He's the one that killed us. He said pause it and he's the killer. What a dipshit
Fuck it. I'm bumping in boys. I got you
I'm gonna tap middle here great here
Got it
Okay, oh these guys are ass
I thought you were going to pause you fat fucking lord!
10
Holy fuck dude, go back to France, Cronabia
Oh, oh, my name is ExpoC
I ble- I ble- me me me me me but myself
Fuck you
Yo, who are you trying to?
You, you fucking bitch
I just you just play that you're the one that you know the one I'm fucking cute
Get him yeah, I've had enough
He's pushed me to the right. Oh my god my class rules
Greek, please be quiet for 10 seconds. Okay, um
Um
It's fast you just fucking double committed
Don't commit with this to the present to be the reason holy fucker
You just fucking knocked me out of the way to get the boy agreed. I don't get this shit pussy. Oh
My god, I'm so hot say more
Go punch that punch that
Not bad actually agree. I like that
Go finish it finish it
Everybody up up up
Oh, no!
My spade, my spade, by the way.
He said off the top, but didn't do it. You saw what he did.
Yo, great. One more insult.
Oh, I swear to fucking God, man.
Give me one!
No, punch him!
Middle, through.
Nice.
Fuck yeah, I'm fucking it, dude.
I said it was here.
You're not doing this.
Really?
Punch him back, punch him back, punch him back!
That was actually a Mastora.
That's a goal.
we me me no it's not what would be close to go it's a go of course it's a fake it
like see the feature like it's chest bro walk in
i hit him man
I
Music
Sienna sleep
Fuck you bitch fucking but any's are so bad at this game
Must be the water
Kill them so there's no follow-up. That's all you guys
That's going in if you don't hmm. I mean it's fine just turn on the music quick quick quick. I wasn't fucking angle bubberly man
Yeah, actually get there
Fucking move Greek in Greek one more fucking word. I will fucking turn you to dust
You are not the dust turner. You are not the dust turner, man.
Leave.
What? What?
He's staying out of school.
Bloody.
I'm playing with you all in the game. Oh, why am I still back today, man?
After what?
Today.
Stay for X. That's you. That's you, Buster. Wait. Nice. Nice. Nice save.
Oh my god X. No, that was a little bit powerful, but that was good.
Oh, nice save-ex!
Holy!
Sorry, I was ambitious about this.
Oh, uh, nice-ex!
That's you, that's in.
Very good, very good!
That's just in!
Ah!
Jesse!
It's going to be off the wall.
I'm going to do a trigonometry.
Good, Victor, and good.
Just in.
Oh.
Jesse.
It's going to be off the wall.
I'm going to do a trigonometry.
And to you guys.
To you guys.
Yes, sir.
No!
I'm going to do a huge stack off the wall.
At the back.
Back wall.
What the fuck are you doing you fat fuck? You saw me!
Wait. Maybe you used communication?
You saw me though!
We got a storm! We got a storm!
Who just fucking hit me?
Okay, we lost because somebody was ASK getting through because the start was huge and then blamed us for doing it.
Yeah, calling us fat while he's getting his food.
Like, huh?
Yeah.
Yes, and saying,
Goat,
Four and a half minutes to V3.
No, it's too cute.
Too cute, too cute.
What's the weight limit on the call, by the way, because it's in DC.
No, no, no.
Not because of the battery!
Are you fucking serious?
I spent all day yesterday getting platinum. I'm acting as if it was a fucking dual pharmacy
Earthquake. Oh, so you're just not gonna move.
Yo, come on.
Aw.
I told you I had a battery.
Aw, he's not moving.
Yikes, come on, push that. Nice.
Got it in.
Jesse, you need to tell me! I can't see behind me, man!
Tell me this is gonna get behind you!
So I would have done something different, man!
Looks like I'd have to stream, hold on.
I would have done something different, man!
I'm sorry!
I can't do this anymore, I can't, I can't, the voices!
Oh my god!
K, I'm done, I'm done!
My head full unplugged, my camera's fucked!
We are witnessing the rise of the people who...
Just use the nose, use the nose!
I hear the donuts, I hear the donuts, duh, it's time.
Ding!
Nice, X! Nice!
Lock in X.
I gotta go, I gotta go somebody needs to come in to the snacker. Snack the shit!
I'm down, I'm down, oh, hold on, I'm gonna just do like a little taffy up to here.
Yeah, double smacking.
And I'm gonna do it off the wall.
Oh my god, a shoe, a shoe.
A shoe X has it.
X has kind of all you.
Beautiful follow-up as well.
you know
you know
you know
you know
you know
go go for what
really oh I didn't say anything and I was gonna wait I was gonna speak first
I'll put it to you your triple committing stop dragging the ball
in front of the fucking net it's so new but you triple committed
You punch me!
You fix it up!
You punch me!
You punch me!
It makes sense.
I got it.
I got it. Don't do that.
Figure it out. Here in the middle.
I can still figure this out.
I can figure it out. Look, Rick.
Oh my god, that's so beautiful.
You beautiful boy.
Keep that up.
It's back in.
I mean, I got sold, I got sold, I got sold.
I mean, I mean, people don't have to buy you.
Wait, I'm a little stuffy, right?
Leave them alone.
Let's see if she's gone.
Okay, get it, baby
Classic snap that I good. I have the volume. Oh, I bumped over said you
I don't know what
Push that
What's the fuck are you doing? Are you was about to hit it first?
Hit it. I don't know it out
I can't believe I'm going you moron
Hit her out, X
You are sticking still my guy. I know I'm going
X, we about to be in a hurry. Yo, you're so fucking dog shit, it's actuality. You're fat. It says you larder
Let's just cast the AoE spells at this point, like calm down.
Guys, hit that! Hit that!
Yeah, I mean, I mean.
He hit it.
Hit that shit!
Hit that shit!
He's shooting their goal.
He's shooting their goal.
Guys, we need two.
No, I'm gonna do a roof pinch!
I mean this team is so shit it's not even fun it's not the team it's you but we have
to literally just lock in like we're triple committing and we need to have some better
their rotations of the triangle.
There's a triangle in my face when you did
fucking dog shit.
So there's a triangle on the screen
and the triangle needs to pivot.
Yeah, and there's a fucking button
that makes your car move in the direction that you want
so you put it in properly.
Lock in.
Drive your car properly.
Win the game.
That's a vote.
I'm just gonna say, your car looks dumb.
I think you look dumb.
I think you look...
Really?
Ooh, oh, hey, you missed that.
Ow.
or you look like Hulk's dick
nice block
I don't have any boost man
give me a wash off
I can't unless we get to
oh there you go
get a X go that's what you baby Pete what are you doing that yo yo one more
time in my gameplay and I will snap he's gonna walk it in we have to do
something that was lag you hit it on my screen you actually on my screen
wait I was impossible you hit it literally on the screen wait oh wait
that's just like I saw the ball do the rubber band thing you know yeah I'm
back and forth yeah yeah yeah I'm not gonna throw them
That's much slower than I thought.
X.
Wait, I mean he's running.
He is.
Oh, I missed, I missed, I missed, I missed.
The flag equals.
The foosier.
Yo, there's a certain kind of fly.
It's when they have really good directional skills.
It's like, aw, nice X.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's peeking.
He's fucking...
That's the greatest shot I've ever seen.
He's got his...
I go up.
I go up.
I
Know you have
Why was that for less? Yes, no left X. Yep
Great, there's anything about you that I hate it if whatever you speak you say ups like oh, I ruined your game
Like yeah, dude, that's just lame your trash shit
What the fuck is wrong with your sir Ruth to say I never put you track
Okay, sorry, I actually love you, man. You might miss one, by the way.
Pull on my back for me, man.
These are lots of modes for best friends.
Wait, wait, this is natural. I'm hitting off the wall.
Yo, bang! Bang!
Oh my gosh, that goes.
Aw. Get that boostaxe.
that's it you're beasted oh my god that that that that the practice show my
god the practice shot it I'm gonna suck it oh my god you're the greatest gamer
ever to exist thank you man I have a reason to suck it one G G
Oh, god, right ship.
Come on, somebody is there.
He's right ahead, look at that.
I think I'm...
You guys are double up, everybody. You guys are good.
I hit him, he's spying himself face to face.
GGX, I was gonna go for a score on the goal and you fucking hit the ball like nothing
for what?
He hit me.
Fuck.
Yeah, fuck.
No, I'm sorry, it's not your man.
I did not.
Go! Go! Now you didn't really know it's a button.
No. Never had to click that before, ever.
Hit that!
Mr. XQC, it's me, the Teal Cameraman.
I am not fucking with your collapse.
Alright, I will suck it then.
What'd that guy say?
Yo, where's my team?
Hello?
Yo!
You're both doing fucking nothing!
I just did five passes to you.
Yeah, passes to the enemy team!
You need to stay and go, you rotate into gold.
Yeah.
Go, go, go, go.
How much are you here?
I'd agree.
Fucking blast 50 seconds.
Access going in your face.
Oh my god, we're getting carried by the gaming warlord himself.
XQC!
Yeah, that's fine.
We need the one million dollars!
Or 226!
Oh my...
Nah, that's a good shot.
Nah, I think I tied him off. I go.
That's me. That's me.
Oh no, it's you. Sorry.
committed and then you commit like a fucking bitch my name's you can call me
granky wrong granky are your three names no no no still let them go in get
it let it
Greek bro what was it my fault Greek that was not my fault that's just
Lazy what? Yeah
Yeah, that was my fault. I think that was your fault Jesse. No, that's right there
No, no X nothing's your fault ever because you're the greatest. Yo, it's your way. Oh, what the fuck he's cooking. He's cooking
It's like a barge. Yeah, yeah
I hate kickoffs
Nice
keep looking keep looking yes we're the greatest and the one million dollars goes
to team juicers dude wow you didn't hit the lip there too
I'm just lagging too hard for the vibe, I'm just walking.
Bro, I was playing yesterday.
Little one makes a must do though though.
You are kind of muscly.
Wait, how do you play two?
You're a dog shit.
I'm lagging, first of all, and no I'm not dog shit.
I'm beating the 1v1 any day.
Yeah, thanks.
Wait, here's 1v1 after us.
Nah, I roll 1g.
7 game baseman, don't set him up on him, please, he's gonna cry, come on, I didn't cry
Where is he?
He's crying with somebody else, maybe he wings
Please, do we have a goalie?
Aww, we have a goalie
Unlucky
Rick, where are you driving?
I thought you'd win
I was close, I was close
Okay, low key I believe you'd I thought you're gonna win the kickoff I would ever do that game
I mean, I don't do the early jumps things all and they do that
I'm also scored with that
Hey look it I
Got it. I got it. I got it. The wall that wall that great. Thank you. Thank you, sir
It's good that you guys are so dying on the left, though.
Yes, that is because right in the UK is fucking shit all country.
Yeah.
Brother, you're French, Canadian.
Your whole fucking city has a fucking earth.
You eat beans on your toes, you fucking lord.
Listen.
Okay, fuck.
Your whole fucking country has an identity crisis.
It doesn't know whether to be fucking Canadian or French.
No, it's a BMI crisis in the last...
Metal, and it's so free.
I want to know if you'd be French to bear, Canadian, who knows?
Maybe we'll be French, maybe we'll be Canadian.
Oh, it's a crazy.
To be fair, you put tuna on potatoes.
Now lock in.
Lock in, bitch.
I've never tried a potato in tune I might have.
Oh my god.
There's no way it does that.
Hey, it's an Oklahoma.
No it's not.
I killed him, I killed him.
It's not going.
It's not going.
Oh, you reek of it.
I'm lagging you fool.
You ugly fucking shoulder.
Get the fuck out of my way!
Fuck me!
Fuck!
Holy order!
Sorry!
Fuck! Holy order! Sorry!
Oh, I almost had it.
Bro, this guy's just sitting in the goalie, like he's the designated goalie.
Take them!
Oh my god, I'm probably smacking up again.
Finish it!
I can't.
I can't do anything in my life, it's boring.
Hitch?
Oh, I'm just passing through twice.
Oh my god, Hitch.
You just fly like that, though.
That's it.
Hit the wall! Hit the wall! Hit it! Hit it!
That's what I'm going to do!
Oh my god.
Do you see the little bonker, bonkinator they call me the bonkinator?
Bonk
Bonk God Ex
No way, hold on now, we're good clowns, we're good fans, we're good go-
Oop
Yo, fat ass
Don't speak with your mouth full
I know, it's great
I am, you aren't thin fuckin' ice
One more of these skits and it's fuckin' jover
That's not good for me
That should be it
X, you're my best friend.
Yeah, yeah, you're one of the best friends.
Thank you.
Even though we shall each other, I think it's a lot of love.
Yeah, yeah, it's all love.
Okay, never mind.
Fuck the love, where the fuck are you?
No.
If you're gonna fill my games, I mean, it's all love.
Again, if you're gonna fill my games.
the game if dancing it's right yeah right it's a three-shot system and I
got two strikes now one more and you're fucking done
yeah that's great you'll love decks
all right
I can't really understand
no I get it then I get it I can score this yeah you did you did but I didn't go in but it was good
No X no I can't take me to that. Yeah. Yeah, I can't commit to that.
Just commit to our relationship. I want more.
What the fuck?
I know you've got some crazy ass crap there.
Oh I did it again.
Oh my god. That is a bloody nice strike.
What a brilliant doggy!
Bloody hell mate, top bins bro!
Thank you mate, thank you mate!
Top bins bro!
Stop banging!
You're doing absolute bits bro!
Bastard!
You're doing absolute bits bro!
Ah mate, you wanna fucking up on and play some rockin' league?
Or rockin' league?
Yeah mate, fucking playing some rockin' league with the boys.
I got like roll one by this hat
essentially. Watch himself score. Now
everybody wait and laugh. That was
absolute classmate.
What's a plonka?
Uh, makes, uh...
Well, you are a pretty plonka man.
Oh my god.
But these guys are so ass.
It's a parasite, did that shit agree?
Nice.
Yo.
have you
that wall
no
nice
open goal
i'll just type it
What does he say?
Yeah, I mean, you know what you're saying about that, but it's all good.
I mean, poor winter.
What was that?
It was always the poor winter.
Like, you gotta stay at that point.
Oh my God.
Get it back.
Back.
Back.
Back.
Back.
Back.
Back.
Back.
Back.
That's not a back wall!
I mean, flip it.
I mean, these are just gonna flip it.
I'm done. Let's terrible the game.
What? Again?
I am. This is...
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
Oh my god, X.
Any recommendations for NYC?
Anyone TN Marks has been fucked up.
X, do you know what you're talking about?
X, why would you...?
Because of, because of...
That's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Yeah, that's a great job buddy, great job man.
Causals, there he goes.
Hit it!
Uh oh!
Nice!
Nice
Firing to jump again!
Oh my god, what are we doing?
I'm gonna smack on four, smack on four
Oh, I hit his butt
Oh my god, that's beautiful
Watch out! Let's go!
So you need to settle in there
get it out please
oh my god I blocked him I bumped him I bumped him
yes are you fucking around with that boomsteck? like grab it already
nice good job
finish that
it's good it's good you need to finish that Greeker
Uh oh, get back fast.
It's like a weird pass thing we gotta take.
Uh oh, no boost.
Bang.
Uhhhhhhhhhhm.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
I like that.
I like that.
I like my fucking blue stacks.
Fuck, it's fucking blue stacks.
Yeah, go with them green.
go x
I can't, I can't, I can't
that was really good, that was a really good hit
oh fuck man
I swear to fuck
I swear to fuck
oh oh
xx
nice
I'm in go up to tier
get it x, oh my god, do we go, keep going x, go, go, go
go with him, great, double
bing
I pinged it, I pinged it, I pinged it, that's in
I let me stack up wall, I'm gonna stack up wall.
Yeah.
Bing.
I'm gonna do one more tiny, oh you know.
I hope.
I popped over his head, popped it.
He popped it over mine.
I punch him, I punch him, I punch him.
I can't fucking hit it.
Hit the fucking wall back, back wall that shit.
Here.
Fuck!
Bing.
It was a such a tough strike though.
It was a nice, good try.
I
Help you
Passing UX go bring it up. Oh, that's it. That's it bro. Oh, baby. We should all three of them are flying for it
Now they started they started what does help help
BANG!
He should have just reversed that.
You're saying that's not smart, I think.
Nice X! You're the goat of saving!
You're like a really good goalie as well, so...
0.3
Let me grab the next B6.
That was a bit of a 2.0.
What a fucking B.S.H.E.R. here.
Bang, him. Get in there, X, I see you. Bang.
But that's him, that's him, that's him, right? That's him, that's him, ask me. It's just him,
is it?
Whoa!
Did I kill what?
Kill what?
Did I kill what?
I'll fucking kill you, you understand?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Did I stutter?
Did I fucking stutter?
Jeez, man!
Calm as British men!
Oh my god.
oh my god oh i dropped it
what the fuck are you doing?
dude i should have left
dude i can't get off
yo yo
sorry i wasn't like that i was like at the ball
i didn't sleep camp
Okay, that was that was nice
That was really fucking nice
I think front bumper that was a little bit
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One more of these.
It's over.
Back all that.
Back all that.
By the way. By the way. By the way.
By the way. By the way.
This fucking
I got you.
I got you.
I don't get the call
Hey, good job, you did really good
I just bumped two people.
Nice.
He's a one.
Bang. Banged out.
Banged out X now. X.
Okay. I don't know how to do that.
Can't do anything here. And you just run it off the wall.
Bang.
Hey, did I get this?
UX?
No, I didn't.
Popped it up for you.
Yo.
Let me, let me, let me.
Oh, no, that's bad.
That's really fucking bad.
X, pop it up.
Okay. So my goal was that, I didn't see them,
You're merely blocked and actually me look it was not terrible the other other thought look it like I was gonna back block
Whatever the fuck was gonna happen, but he went to the left X X you didn't do anything wrong. It was all my fault
Holy shit taking accountability
Chad
Good shot
You don't need boost, you fucking half boost you fuck.
How do you know I'm half boost because you're signing because you're a fucking fat liar?
Stop watching my screen, I'm literally gonna hide my boost levels.
I'm not watching your screen, you have it on top of your car you fucking noob.
Wait, really?
Yes, it's the red dot in the circle in front of your car.
Wait, I had no idea.
Yeah, of course you did.
Well I thought that was, I actually said the incorrect value.
Yeah, I apologize, I'll suck it.
Yeah, I'll suck it too then, I'm tired.
I'm gonna add up to 52,000 subscribers.
Thank you.
Alright, you get the fuck out of my fucking bed.
They're gonna hit a part-smacky here.
Oh, they missed. I'm hitting, I'm hitting to the middle.
No, great.
Bang. Oh.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I have to go to the game! I have to go to the game!
What is happening?
Look at this. Ding.
What?
Let's go with that song!
That looked pretty normal.
Alright, E-Vex.
Lag?
Yeah, that was lagging.
I didn't have ball cam, sorry.
Yes, disnatured.
Alright, disnatured.
Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
You guys fight over the ball. Yeah, they're just slipper than I am.
You know, after this fight, after this fight.
The X, are you going to save me at all?
Except the wall?
He's tapping. Oh, he missed, he missed, he missed.
Oh, shoot! I give you a boost.
Sorry.
Oh nice.
Grab these stacks, grab these.
I've done them, I've done them again.
What am I doing?
At the bush.
Nice sacks.
Nah, I can't score that.
At the top.
Not at the top, not at the top.
Fuck me.
I pushed him.
Oh
We're good. Oh nice. Oh
You're gonna have to do it after me
Hi, dude, I'm ball to the
I'm sorry
So it's not any of all I mean, you're not gonna defense like it was just really fast like oh my god
I would have had it. I'm just chasing the kids now
You go that way you'll let me go
Life is on the line
You guys like that you guys like that
Hi.
Can I go back?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
They can't move so hard.
Fuck, I go.
I go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
That should be free.
Where are all the boosts out?
What the fuck is going on?
Catching off the wall.
That's really nice.
Oh my god, I just got.
I'm gonna jump.
What's the problem?
It's gonna break.
Yeah.
I'm gonna jump.
I'm gonna jump.
I'm gonna jump.
I'm gonna do it again. Here. Oh my god. Oh my god, Stuart. You're the greatest of them all
Yes, you can have that was really nice though
This is why this is why we
Yeah, I do I really want to hear the bells and
I got you
You just won't work in in TSM so we have to bring you on and just it was just great
There it is
Yes
Yo, this is like court your cocaine you go
Crack cocaine real
I'm just lagging. Come on. Well, I certainly give you thumbs.
I tried to trump him with it or tripping or whatever, wait, how do you call that, like
Whenever you I know there's a word for it. It's like whenever you
Hey, no, it's a two word
Triumph no
Stump on the stump on the oh, that's a keyword
Let's go in the car.
That's going in.
Nope.
X hit it, up the wall.
Go Greek.
Alright.
Hey, talk to that. It's all good.
I have one speech to give.
Wait, commit it, Greek. Hit.
Hit.
What?
Oh
My god, Jesse, yo
That was beautiful Jesse
Yeah
I know I've never done it in a real game.
That was a nice swipe, why did he block it?
Fucking bitch.
What a bang!
That sounded like a Ludwig moment, like somewh-
I punched him!
And next time I'm going to kill him.
I'm hitting two people, I'm blocking two people!
No! No! No! I lied to him! I lied to him!
I
Say
There's a success now big out
Fuck I suck committing it having off the wall hit it. I can't go to that
Have a Steve's got a bass
I
Almost
Wait, I don't understand how that
Why say that I could have been really bad though it looked like it hit the guy
Is this a fucking annoyance?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
FUCK YOU!
You said that.
You fucking trash bag.
I knew it.
Living trash.
You Canadian...
fraud.
WATCH OUT!
Okay.
The clock's off my head.
All you X, we need you.
Oh no.
French gamers just fucking familiar.
We got it, we kind of got it.
Nice!
Ah.
I remember my call French gaming French gamers are enjoying the Vatican. He's right. He's right
We could go we could go we could go
Champion if we were playing quick
Okay, okay, I'll see you when the when TSM picks me back up. Are you see me in words?
We'll see. We'll see.
We'll just have to let the Americans lose their energy long again.
Are you fucking serious?
Everybody's suit... I'm just saying, as soon as I left, everybody sued each other.
Who's the man when I left?
I'm just saying.
He's right. The men when I left, they were sued each other.
They're all happy. They're all happy.
I joined, I left, then they sued each other.
I showed them what true love was.
And then they tried to find it within each other and instead they found lawsuits
Here comes here comes
Oh my god, I'm so
One year
I'm lagging
Oh my god
Dude I'm trolling I do nothing in the ball I finally choose I troll with it
I really got my shit back, like I'm back-backed.
Not for real.
X, get that now.
Good boy, good.
Good boy.
Great, let me finish.
Go, go, go!
I'm back-walked!
Back-walked, back-walked!
Yep, here.
I like that, bro.
It wasn't a great back-walk because there was two.
Nice, right.
Shaq, you guys know what I did with it?
That was fucking insane.
It was okay.
No, it's not.
Oh, man.
It's pretty fast.
It's on me.
It's on me.
I'm going.
I'm going.
It's on me.
It's on me.
I'm ready in goalie position. I just it was so fast
That's I do the word I gotta done it like it's like it's a single thing first worst thing is doing a goal
And that is really the worst thing I thought lucky to them. I saw the ball down for them and again another reshot like that's crazy
What
You know what a day nation makes a really good point. Oh
That's right. It's all right. It's in it instead of the dressing it
Why do you always just call it rage bait when he gets you the corner?
Why?
Because if I do that every time, man, what am I going to do then?
If he does that every single time, I have to be explained the same thing every time, right?
Every time he's got a good point, you just don't get it.
Yeah, but if you say that eight times today, right, and it's a clear, like, re-enactment of the same topic, then it's clearly rage bait then.
Also, how do you say it in a way that you don't eat again?
Well, I say it.
Oh, that's it. That's it, son.
That's business.
Yeah, I'm just, I'm just a race-baiting here.
All right, we're going on.
You raced, you, you, you spiked my-
HELP!
So much today.
So you need some back.
Go, go! Why are you double-committing?
Why are you both-
Oh my fucking god!
You're fucking enjoyed!
What the fuck are you doing?!
I'm going to show him now, I'm going to show him.
Rick what the fuck are you doing?
Perhaps it's my errors.
Oh, that's not it.
Okay, I'm blaming it.
Why are we surrendering?
It was a toxic one, it's fine, don't start it.
Well you gotta stop hitting middle, cause that makes it so impossible.
I can reach all of the boozy chunks on this other corner, to fly up to the ball and hit the ones that are flying.
Bro, just please eat a fucking sandwich, you skinny fucking bitch.
Yo, okay, go eat a fucking burger.
Yeah, maybe perhaps we should fucking preach, and eat some food.
Waste of nothing.
bro why why are you talking about bro you're a little fucking balloon you better explode one more burger you're exploding
bro save some air for the rest of us
big ass fucking nose
we all want to breathe bro we all want to breathe
oh my fucking god man
go on go on
guys
good thank god
please somebody else
I don't want to die yet
I'm gonna fuck it
I'm just jumping around
I did so bad this game
I did so bad this game
Jesse did really well
X he did really well
Watch bars
Watch bars
You said that and then you pause the whole time.
You pause it and then come down.
Why'd you pause it?
I don't know, I was so stuck up.
Is there a 3v3 turning?
Yeah, no. Last game.
If we lose, everything is retarded.
Wait, you guess who won't be one after this soda just proves who's the better.
No.
Yeah, on the EU servers.
Why now?
with all the good you and me in the middle of a split screen on the fucking on the on the CCTV on the fucking right
Why are you backing up on a 1v1?
chicken
My service no, no you do one on your server one on his server. That's just fair
Oh my god, what's going on?
We're good.
No, I'm here.
Now we're good.
Wait, what?
What am I supposed to do?
I think I lost all of my skills in one second.
It's like a confidence thing. Just walk in.
Yeah, you'll get it in here.
Just walk in. There's nothing I do to start my help.
Metal, go! Someone, go!
It's literally free grief.
Rake it!
Flim into the ball!
Like you flipped on the stairs, you fucking burger!
That is...
fuck I'm just gonna blow them up
get em all
ok
what
what
what
I didn't see anything
what do you see
I didn't fucking bait like that
Rick why would you punch it
I'm trying to punch you
just what did I just look at
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
change
Oh sweet! Okay, green. And we just...
Okay, yep.
You hit me before I was on my way and you just...
You got in my way. You got in my way.
You have to be one of the most annoying shitsfuckin' human I have ever met.
Fuck you!
to you says you fucking spend an hour all day an hour a day
until you lock it so that's the way and you never locked in because you fell out
hard okay but if you didn't look okay but if you didn't do that you'd be
Barricades!
If you didn't waste an hour everyday, I'll give you the outside clip!
Shoot my plate!
Oops!
See, one clip!
Eight, man!
I stopped them both, you guys are like, alone with this.
I hit him again.
I see I hit X.
Guys, we're all chasing this! Okay, hold on.
This is... Oh, look out.
He's smacking...
What is this fucking clown fiesta, Rob?
Oh, there it is!
Look it!
I told him, I told him!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I'm here, I'm here to hit a wall.
I can smack it after I can smack it after look at
you
you
you
you
you
you
So lock it.
I guess he's coming to it.
I got a first touch hit by X. It's going to be an advantage here.
And he's going to make it in.
Okay, it's fine.
It's fine, dude. Did you get lost on the land?
Oh, really? Would it be shit to look at this all the time?
Look at that, look at that, look at that.
Little bit of a forum move as well nice shopper max. Let's see what happens on this round
It's like X is going for goalie here good place gonna have a ball advantage Greek left in the dust balls going straight into the goal
Nice
Watch out man. Yo using a serious buddy go out of reta
All right, we got a diagonal start here with Greek Genshin's boost.
He does get the boost off, but it doesn't matter.
Wait, you did the kickflip, right?
Ooh, a big boom from Greek.
Greek's gonna have to ball it in the chair.
Going for the shot, makes it in.
Gaikarumba, come on.
You might not believe this. You might not believe this.
You might not believe this.
But I was re-adjusting my fingers all my buttons up. I invest
Okay, how about you need help coming in from X's side. Let's see if that gets into its head or not
let's go
Jump start from Greek, but he fucks it up. It's gonna be a little ball X got far with the ball here
But X gets advantage, but he kind of has a weird kick blend awkward
Let's see what Greek can do with this advantage.
It's a top over, but it doesn't get anything done.
Looks like X is going to get the ball advantage.
Goes for an easy clip in, ah, but he overshoots it.
Greek should have another day to live.
Just slightly missing that ball, not enough speed.
X going in for a shot.
Will it go in?
But it bounces off the wall.
Greek with another hit.
He misses the ball.
He misses it.
Yikes!
That's going to sting.
Going for an air wall. You don't know what the hell he's doing. That's gonna take all of you in here.
Clown fiesta.
Gritchesip towards this goal. Unlucky looks like X is gonna be finishing the goal here.
You're such a bitch! You're such a bitch!
Yo, I fucking dog walk you like you're my little puppy. Good boy!
Good boy!
Time for the music!
Throw the game!
Throw the game, throw the game, puppy!
Throw the game!
Not far from me.
Got a three, one, two lead advantage on X's side.
He can come back, goes off with a good kickoff.
He doesn't get what he needs.
X connected anything with this,
he's gonna miss the ball!
Oh, geez!
We're getting very aggressive here
but X is here in the goal,
but he misses it again!
You're coming for an error, and it hits it in, and X just misses.
I mean, I just faked it, and it was the easiest fake in my life.
Oh, man, I faked a whole fucking career in the massive...
Why are you attacking my fucking career?
Only one advantage on X, X does have the leap you just couldn't hold it.
No first touch, gonna be even, but X has the better position with his car.
Those for the boost as well! That's gonna be epic for you just for him!
But what is he doing?
Run!
Run!
He's getting in.
Well, he will not, but it does take a little aggressiveness.
He leaves immediately. He gets and runs. That's a felony.
Balls out, no ball here, but it looks like it's going to be on X's side, but it should be good for him if he has the right hit.
Goes for a bounce.
The weak is there to enter it.
And...
Amazing save coming in by Greek!
X with a little loopy-loop and ball.
While he hit this wall jump off the wiki, another miss!
This might be a free goal for Greek if he just gets it in.
Yikes!
Just like a lot of damn neat misses because he can't hit a fucking shot!
He is so fat, he can't do nothing because he's fat as fuck, he can't see his own dick!
Holy shit!
This X grabs the commentator mic and just starts talking shit in Greek, he just
got it back.
should be walked back into this game sorry about that
guys it looks like we're getting a point and it's 3-3
not that you pull a pop shove it
he said booyah he said bezinga
look at this look at this
he said keblau he said kaboom
what a fucking bitch ass
alright the game is even with one minute 42 seconds left
everyone is on the edge of their seat
Ooh, looks like my granny did just get hit by a bazooka.
Great you're not gonna use anything off of that hit, but he might...
Let me get...
No, but an amazing save coming from Pex and UC.
Pex going for the air hit.
He actually hit that.
I don't have speed though, classic.
What?
That was the luckiest fucking shit I've ever seen right now.
Let's do a zoom in on Greak's face. Looks like we do see a tear rolling down his face.
Bang!
Come on, Frank!
Greak does have a minute and ten seconds to get the lead back.
X has a ball advantage in full boost, what will he do with it?
And we'll reach out and answer!
Oh!
Ooh! Looks like he just got stopped out for real, perp.
No!
And I could run, but I'm not gonna get it.
Okay, I'll get it. I'll get it.
No any pixels coming in to say a word.
Shasta!
Thank you, Honi Pixel.
Welcome to the jungle.
Is there Shaisa?
Is there a team there?
I don't know, it's whatever he said.
Oh, OK.
Last.
Will X be getting it in here?
Oh, a terrible hit by X.
But he hits it over his head.
He hits it over his head.
Great with an advantageous angle here, but he goes for it and he gets it in!
Holy shimoli!
This is a close game with 22 seconds left, but Axe does have a point here.
Enjoy it.
Enjoy it.
This might be the only thing you're going to get into the rest of your life, little buddy.
You know that little woman I go to nowhere, buddy.
Greek completely silent, locking in.
Looks like Greek is gonna get the ball advantage here.
Will X have an answer for his question?
Let's find out.
Right, right!
I got my skates!
Ooh, a little bit of aura going back and forth.
No!
okay who's pink was that all right great lost on the advantage let's see
okay actually by me all right wait really yes now you're so dead by you
no you have to leave this attack right from the master my god I can't believe
My lust is absolutely f**king never outshine your masters.
You scared me.
Make a plan, Robbie!
Stop the game!
How long does it take for you to eat something you've been eating for the past two hours?
Just eat your food.
I think my time, I just chew on it, then swallow it into the f**king insufferating it like you do.
It's definitely vacuuming the whole table.
The only person that makes eating look like a chore.
It's like, oh, I must eat now.
My body is feeling me, I'm hungry, like, fucking not here.
Leave, leave.
You are literally fucking through.
Okay, and don't mention my career.
Throw this game.
All up in the leader.
Classic.
Private match.
We get like fucking crazy, right?
Crikey at the buffet.
Fucking fucking crazy, no.
Okay.
How do I make it a 1v1? I can't. Or is it just 2v2? I see.
It's 2v2, yeah.
Alright, here we go.
Good luck, gentlemen.
Ooh! It's got a handshake.
What is that? What is that?
Right, I'm not gonna do it. It's fine. Just do it anyway.
Sorry. I don't- You made- Sorry.
Dizzy, what the fuck is that?
No, I don't
Yes out there's out one job that's like a fucking server one-to-one you say hey you what are you doing?
Sorry
No, for only later, please!
Yes, I got it, I got it.
Let's see what's wrong.
Oh.
Okay, so, yeah, I'll get Jesse back if you're a boy. Okay?
I don't know if it's a mix of a pair that's like a, like a, like a grey with some, some, uh, uh, uh, I go on, though.
It's a serious leap and it's like, it's like, it's like...
I lock in here.
X is out the game. Will Great be able to come back with a pain disadvantage this time.
Believe it or not, while we were playing earlier, X used lag in every coat. Let's see if he still does it.
I'm gonna kill you.
Nice flick. What is going on?
Okay, Jack. The only reason I'm letting him win is because I'm in the right side.
Oh, I'm getting hit where you said it. You sound like kind of like a burrito.
He gets this first touch, he dies. Bad movement though, but he's going for it!
Oh my god.
My access to the answer though.
What a scene.
Topped over his head.
A blower.
A blower.
Change.
Two and L.
Greg still has a chance here at 3 minutes and 39 seconds left.
No touch from Greg, but it did meet X.
Oh, we should have a big advantage here.
Fuck, he misses.
That looks very center.
Good goal coming in on X.
Missing you off X.
It's okay man, you do a lot of things.
I mean, you know.
Yeah.
Chewing, eating, digesting.
You know, you get the sometimes was there anyway.
Oh my god, we're going for an arrow.
And X.
You're such a pussy, by the way.
I mean it.
This is what 1v1 is.
It's bullshit.
It's such a pussy.
I hate 1v1s because that's what it is.
I learned it. It's a shit game mode.
Don't tie up the low cry, stash.
Rick be able to come back for three minutes.
I agree, but yeah.
Oh, shit.
I'd like this to be two of them.
Are you going to cry?
Great, bro.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking dumb?
Are you fucking...
How'd you go for every kickoff?
The one I don't know, you don't go
Explain
Please kid
Explain
Hit Greek and the ball
Explain to me
Bring it
What you wanna do is drive your car into the ball
Why don't we not go for the kickoff?
You don't even wanna ragdoll like a fucking loser
I
Preach coaches coming in to give him a word we lock in buddy. Don't get over emotional
It's really driving like you're trying to drive through
Second center ball can X get it and he does six and out we got two minutes 18 seconds left in three come back if he does it would be a master class come back
Yeah, they got in their car and they left.
Oh my god.
7L come back, can he do it?
We've kind of in an advantageous situation here, misses the ball, no big deal.
Double floppy off the head but go back up this is a 1v1 it's not gonna work here.
Actually I'm gonna be missing a very easy goal.
I bold agree that's unlucky.
So are you gonna beat him and use him as-
Dude! I can't play with this fucking lag!
I didn't care what this is, Jesse. Let's defy the rest of my servers. Let's defy. I'm
I'm not going to miss it.
I'm going to give him a position for exit, but he misses the suspicious chance.
Ah, you're actually blocked too.
Let me just check it out.
Oh, wow, we actually dropped.
I mean you got faith
Oh my god. Oh my. Oh my god. That was insane. Thank you.
Hey, can you fuck off?
It's the least X's I've ever talked in his life. Yeah, I got a lock in. I'm trying to get one more golden.
I
Nice try for the grief X doesn't get his footing
But this doesn't look like a free go for a
You're such a boring
You're boring bro bro bro you had a breath like
Okay, okay, okay
But you seem positive, let your fingers breathe on it
Okay, best of five you fucking dumb fucking scouts and bitch. I'm leaving
You left the game
Okay, two O for X
No, no, best of five I get one more game
Yep
And I'm reporting you by the way
I
Join
Join really
Okay, listen
Friends that cares about you and any about you regardless of what you've achieved in life. I'll shut the fuck up and join
Okay, you want to stay in school get a degree get a family and enjoy yourself and be happy Greek
But this is up your to dog your trash
fuck three
Can we play? Can we play something else?
What the fuck? You can stop fucking beefing me!
I did what I want, buddy. Now score a goal.
Holy...
What the fuck is this?
Alright, I don't know. Okay, I mean, don't ha- okay.
Ooh, nice touch, you're great. Well, he uses advantage.
It's not a great spot for grief anymore, it's going to have to get back to base.
Ooh, good to fuck with grief.
Will that be enough though?
Yes.
A little traffic going on, traffic jammed for show.
What's with this?
They should have hit him.
for an aero twisty twisty in the air you're so like this is why you're so bad in
leveling you will never improve you are fucking lawnmower you understand me
you don't go for any aerials you don't risk anything yeah I do is win it maybe
Britain did that they would have more than a fucking island
they would have more than a fucking piece of rock on the ocean
fucking loser Britain have 30 fucks in the world and they throw away
everything to get what I'm fucking islanded Jesus Christ we got in it
X bringing in the error of colonization here up let me guess X is
gonna be then yeah okay let's do I have the brick one not a ton like
anything just nobody's fucking just fucking that to a chop ass shut up
shut up shut up shut up shut up
Oh, great.
2 and L, 4 minutes left to go. Great comeback.
Oh, you're doing great. I'm running for you.
Over the head? Will it be enough?
No!
He ain't done yet.
Yes, he is.
Oh, there's no way that just happened.
Okay, winnable, I don't care.
I'm just gonna mute, I'm muted.
Keep muted.
You can have advantage if you can do anything with it.
I think it's a terrible play, but it does not hit the ball.
Oh, NAR!
I guess if the ball was on the fence or not, then it wasn't.
He's fully deathed.
It's all good.
I think he's pulling a blood wig, he has some on playing.
Oh, he's playing actually better.
Oh, he got the goal in himself, he's getting it off his ass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's playing deliver me, my team.
Oof, yeah, I don't know about that.
I caramba
let them score three and make it four four and then win
okay
there's no way you're typing
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh no!
One more goal, it's Brazil!
You have to get the fizz off.
You must.
Oh no.
No way!
No!
No
Well, you buy a body but it's like seeing him out of his eels. Yes, yeah, this is gonna be bad when he undefence. Yeah
This is gonna be bad. Oh
No, no
oh this is just fucked up
This is just fucked up.
He gave up and started turning around.
I fucking hate you.
You won the battle, but you have not fucking- I'll see you next week, buddy.
I don't care, I'm going on fiber now, I'm playing a coach.
I- I- I don't know, I can't- I can't play better?
Cause it- I don't know, I'm not- I'm not kidding.
Okay, fine.
I did this for you, I did this for you.
I did this for you.
You won this time, but next time we won be one the same the result will not be the same do you understand me?
Okay, you better feel your fucking life. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa
Okay
Jesus
Move on next game. Fuck you. Yeah, I wish I make some content make people laugh, man
I'm sorry. I said that was that your expense, right? Okay
Because you were playing a dog shit you were trash after one point I thought you were trying the game
I was like dude it there's only that bad, right? Okay? Okay?
I never won be one. Okay, listen, okay, you wait you wait next time we won be one
We'll see who's laughing. You know what I did this for us
You know what? I want to win for me, and if you play and you lock in and you try hard
Right, I want to do something to work for you. I mean so that we could win through and get the champion
Okay, because I want to be checked it won't be champion. It was not with my friend. Do you know me?
Thank you. I love you. You actually turned that
Thank you. You know what? Thank you. Alright, let's play Darker and Darker and call it a day.
Alright, let's do it. I'll call you. I'll call you in a little bit.
I am, but let me double check this server and make sure everything's running because we have the Super server now.
You don't want to play Darker and Darker like for a round?
I'll play for the correct email.
Do a Darker-Docker duo with him real quick.
No, no. Alright, yes, yes. Do one quick one.
just one singular and then let me make sure everything's good on the server you
sure yeah yeah because they wrote me while we were playing so I think it's a
double yes yes the dock and dock no I don't want to play that why it's fun
just wanted why would this ever not work though just let them set it up and do
one dock and dock is a good like a real quick please X please I'm begging you
Well, Dark and Darker, literally the game was one of the best I've played in my entire
life when I released early on and every update significantly impaired my ability to have fun
with a goddamn game.
What is wrong with the developers?
Okay, now we shit on the game, let's play around and let's just one round, loot some
bangles, call it a Diddley Day.
Just because it's you, I actually will do it.
Thank you.
Next time.
And you beat me and my feelings hurt.
Thank you.
Next time?
What?
Oh my God guys.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You just jibbated me.
Guys it works, it works, it works, it works.
I just knocked.
Yo if you don't progress today in any direction.
I am kicking bullies off the server.
And hey listen, it doesn't matter if we suck or not, we're your friends.
So you don't have the power to do that.
I don't want to be able to have friends that suck at games. That's what I'm saying, you know what I mean?
I didn't play with pros.
No.
That's why he plays with me.
Yeah.
What's your value in this call?
I make people laugh, smile, make them happy. Somebody has to be the punch in the back.
True.
Okay, try this.
Here's the new IP. Don't leak this.
If you leak this, we are fucked.
Did you find the IP?
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
Like, don't even worry about anything.
It all works and is good.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Did it.
Did it.
Why?
We have everything.
We have everything.
Don't worry.
I already spawned in.
I have my stuff in the levels.
Okay.
No cheats ever.
No spawns.
No TPs.
Nothing.
If we lose our loot, so be it.
We move on.
Well, I only did yesterday work TPs because of the actual game bugging because of certain...
Yeah, the bugging bugging bugging thing.
But, yeah, that was...
Okay, so what I want us to do is, if we lose our loot and it's got whatever we got on our levels,
leave, we leave, we fucking leave, we get out.
We leave, we fucking leave, we leave.
Yo, we leave.
Alright.
If the vibes are down because you're still mad, you got fucked on, because you're trash!
I mean, it's gonna be like this.
I don't know, you just sounded like a nerd there, so I just wanted to pull you out.
Is that bad?
Do not leak this, please.
That's it, me and Matt.
OK, OK, let me just like-
It's a new IP.
Why can't I go forward and make this fucking deck?
This deck sucks, man.
One be one be on Clash Royale,
must be who's fucking laughing next time, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, we get him in.
Which one do I join?
The one I sent you in this call.
By the way, they ruin Clash Royale,
if you if you want to know
and even play it but they actually are in the game
i've been kidding
to the server actually loads better
it has a fucked on of uh...
gigabytes and it also we got it
because the people at my flex help us out thank you my plex
all it's it's it's it's a lot i'm actually frame-lining really bad
thanks a lot my plex
i'm frame-moggin right now
my frames huge
I'm actually framerating with that
i'm not framerating at all
you need to add the frame log in that
that's just massive
like mine
if yours is actually like mine isn't so I'm not sure
I
Get in your grief
Is that the IP what you just did wait did I do for you for the incorrect? I?
Understand what why can't you like whitelist it?
Well, even if I wait list you still have to join my key
Guys it my let's just I need it to meet it from the discord loot on the ground out. What do you mean by that?
Okay, let's really just go to the boss.
If I run up fast enough, I think I can at least get to the boss and make him attack the chest.
Heard that.
We have a chest by the way, of some shit, so.
Yeah, what's up everybody?
Welcome to another Minecraft series with me, Jesse and XQC.
I hope you guys are going to enjoy.
We're going to get to some adventures and yeah, sit back, relax and enjoy.
Thank you, man. Thank you the intro Greek that intro
Grab your bazaars guys. There's three bazaars in here. No, I'm not. Yeah. I'm we're choosing it
I'm I'm leaving the top and we're trying if it doesn't work. We release
Monters don't really spawn in that bastard like I'll just really run it run up
Send it
Well, I'm lagging
Maybe it's like there's maybe something in your shaders reset because the server
Perhaps?
It's technically a new server.
Do you have Dark and Darker open?
No.
Huh. Alright, let's cheese.
Whoa. No way!
Did you TP him down? What happened with you?
No. I don't know what just happened.
He just, like, exploded the roof and jumped down on my next to you.
Oh, fuck, this is bad, dude.
I think you saw us through the hole.
No, I looted the chest well, but it's still gone.
Uh-oh, he's pissed. Do you not bring him to- No, he's gonna throw up our beds.
Yeah, just don't throw to the bed.
No, it's right. No, it's too late. He aims for the bed.
It's good, though. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's good, though. It's good, though.
He's one-shot. I got him really low.
No, no, I got a loo, though.
He's on like the fifth floor
Like that way guys that was really fucking good like I don't think he's understand it like I'm not you're coping like that was really fucking good
Yeah, I think he was hurting himself too. It's what I'm telling you is how you do it. So you choose it. Yeah go and get it with him
Engager don't uh yes, okay. He's one shot. I just died. I
Heels he heals
what the hell oh snowing oh my god I died but he's low yeah we have to just
I think if we all just run and rush him we kill him let's go go just keep it
going just don't grab my sword up there let me grab my sword where is he at
There's no loot.
There's no loot.
No, no, we're not the top one.
Lots of loot right there, whatever that is.
Oh my...
Really?
Didn't even say a mob killed us.
Is the loot gonna get blown up?
No, it would.
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
No, I don't think it actually has the mechanics to blow up the loot on the ground.
Gotta get all the rocks and stuff like that, we need that.
Like, blocks are always good, you know what I mean?
yes hey i'm going to jump off and die here oh oh we better that we need you man right i'll stay
you know they not get this chest yeah so i'm gonna not die before oh yeah yeah yeah
yeah two two two tours i need to go metal guys that was literally the best it could we could have
done hold on i'm gonna drop all this shit on the floor like that was absolutely wonderful
We don't we don't have space
No, there's other topics you have to drop down slowly
I mean
What's up, what's up, what's that thing?
Turn your shaders down. Oh, really it's been blowing up it. Oh
My god, I've got all the loot. Oh my god, there's so much loot up here
Where the hell good is it?
So good.
Max win.
Max.
Max win.
Really?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh my god.
Yes queen.
I can't pick it all up.
I just fucking get all the locks.
Get the rest.
Get the rest.
Oh a broken heart.
I'm eating it.
That's mine.
I got broken hearts.
Wait.
Yeah I know.
I know it's all you can eat.
Are you eating it?
I'm eating it.
That's mine.
I got broken hearts.
Wait.
Yeah I know.
I can either have to be level 16, that's what I'm doing today.
I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you here.
No, no, no, I'm not losing either.
Alright, peace.
I'm at 8.
Alright, peace then, fuck it.
Alright, let's do a loot.
Let's put all the loot in the chest and check it out.
Who got the XP?
Oh, I got empty bottles.
Can you chuck something on me?
It's all of these 7 bottles.
And I got a planar's ring.
guys like we are fucking rich it's a bubble about it
there's a bubble let me have some it's gone really bitch how many should I give
you just eight eight levels
oh just like okay the next goal is to make it make a
fucking out out it's cold oh no it's winter
minus ring it's fucking winter it's fucking winter
I have an emerald, by the- Oh, how?
Shit.
Oh, this is bad.
Oh, this is bad.
We're fucked.
We're fucked.
No, we need to go in our little house.
Go in our little house.
No, no, it doesn't matter.
We need to make a campfire.
This is matha.
How do you make campfires?
Uh, uh, uh, what?
Do I have a flint and steel?
Oh, I have a balloon.
Oh, cool, a balloon.
Uh...
I don't have a flint and steel.
Do we have a flint and steel anywhere?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, what?
I got my Luterox.
Oh, my God!
You have a-
Bro, you had a-
You had a flint.
You had what we need to make a fucking book and you were hiding it from us, man.
Why the fuck would you do that?
I just looted it from the freaking goblin man.
You didn't tell us, though.
What balloon?
My eyes are- I keep sneezing.
Oh, a balloon increases jump height. That's sick.
There's short NTR containers instead of-
Oh, wow!
Oh, look how high I am! Look!
Look! Look how high I'm jumping.
We have weather schools!
No way.
Do we not have... we have a flooded steel somewhere.
Here's another backpack.
No, you'll sit under the fucking lady.
Oh yeah, true.
Do we have any stone for grenades?
We only have six.
But...
Oh, one of our chests turned into a freaking monster dude.
Oh boy, you turned a bloody... Bro, you turned a weirdo for a second now.
Ow, I bit me!
You bit me, man!
You can hit my freaking mini crab, bro.
What the hell?
and you're going to feel that
heck no
what is it you know coil
we don't we can afford to make this man
yeah i don't know how you ban me
yeah that's crazy
yeah and you uh... you know ex can you unbun me for my gt silver plachines
all looking for it probably not
she's been as a woman how hard is it
all we we have calls so we can make sure you already found a small sorry
it just literally
just
was nice to i complimented ass
that's true
like what more do you want
you're a good guy
yo who went in my backpack and stole my shit
nobody stole your shum my whole inventory is empty okay
everybody say everybody say come here
i can i
what's on you what what if it is that is it
Thanks for Glitch.
Uh, I don't know.
But I can't...
I can't go to bad, Bert.
Dude, I'm just...
Thank you.
Oh, did you, uh, did you gain grudge?
Yeah, I'm lucky.
Okay, apparently, apparently, my crowd makes me invincible
to the, uh, elements.
In a bobble slot.
I need fire now.
What about a torch, can't you just hold a torch in it?
Did something earlier?
Yep.
Uh, it does not make me an interval to the cold.
Just hold the torch in your second hand.
Oh, immediate hypothermia!
Dude, wow!
Okay, let me just get my, uh, yo, who has my fucking helmet?
Nobody.
One of you busters has my helmet and I'm about to get really fucking mad at it.
No.
Had lost it. Oh, yeah, because I died and something worth and I got trolled
No, don't even look in there. That's my shit
Dude sharing we're sharing wisdom. It's our shit. Okay, then let's go back to our village
And we need to stop progressing in our village get all the way you can
Greek Greek test test spell Kirby swallow all the loot
I'm gonna let that one slide
How do I drop my backpack?
Shift, right click.
Thanks.
Go, come on.
Guys, don't be useless.
Take out some loot.
For what?
You don't want to know.
How do I put stuff in the backpack?
Oh, simple difficulty.
On shift left click and hold it
Genius okay current goals are we'll write it out when we get there hold on let's just go first
Even the flowers don't forget the seeds especially XP book summoning staff all of that is massive priority
More hearts mining and farm we expend the farm we expend the mine and refudging
you know I mean yes all right let's go what is the mining ring even do I have
one it's just a ring it's a ring you can like turn rings into other rings so
you use a ring and then you put it in the ring thing and then you like get
one on the ring and then you can reforge it and then you get stats it
and then what gives exp how much
all real region I had that back back in the days I remember my my real region
I literally got the suds right now I would both views but I realized that
we we need infinity and to get that I need to get levels
Go back to what?
No, no, no.
Oh, come here, great.
I have a waystone in here.
There's a waystone in here.
I mean, I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm here.
Look, I'm at the waystone.
Ring it with the gas here.
Oh, I remember that.
That's the way to do it.
Oh
I remember that that's not what I was doing when I was playing last time way back in the days
Guys we didn't need to make the loot boxes and put the loot quickly in
show
i'm back
okay all the seeds out give me all your seeds come on
and he's broken it to repair everything
no i mean your seeds i thought i was making that the fucking thing
me
You gotta do that slide.
Undying, wow!
Selects the farm mount, that is correct also.
Jack, I want a savage, something staff, right?
Double minion, or half heart each.
Ring of regen, wow!
Jack, is this the way to make the ring of regen?
Okay, XP Dome is first, first stop now.
Yeah, we all need one.
Yeah, I have one.
No, no, no, we only need one for the whole team.
Oh, okay.
Well, give it to me, let me dump.
I swear, bro, if you just use all my XP Dome.
I will not.
Just remember how much you put in there
Bang okay, yeah
How'd you put these things on shift?
Yeah, yeah, right click yeah, and it's just right click to take it a lot, but only we're leaving it at home for now
Oh, no wait, you didn't put shit in there, man. I put two levels
that's what I had I mean you want nothing I mean like come on
um
zombie head for the wall looks sick
chat what is he talking about
oh there it is it was bugged
I
Hold this in order to use it you know hold this out buddy
This what is that it's this armor it gives me minors ring
It's a diamond wolf armor. You put that on a wolf
No, no, I brought those back to smelt them. We just smelt that shit smelt all the armors down
Um, it gives fruit iron.
It's why I loot them because it gives them off for free shit.
Like this, you see that?
It's very, very good.
I'm gonna cook up some schmeat. I'm hungry.
Oh, I didn't make so many staffer-actors. So many staffer.
How do we make purified water?
Um, you need to just get a charcoal with paper.
It makes a filter and you put that with the canteen together
Yeah, anybody doing that, okay? Well, I mean they're not gonna hear shit then
Yeah, I have my staff dude nice
Well, I'll do you need
I need to go kill something over and over again until I've learned them. Oh
a soul gazer
Oh, it's a basic one, right?
It's a green one, rare.
Soulstone.
Chases Soulstone anyway, right?
Soulgazer.
Oh, I remember that.
Yes!
yes
uh... this farm is literally beautiful
i know
we were so hard on that
by the way i mean i you didn't do shit
you did the beginning and i did literally everything else
okay nothing it's all good though
okay
I need to repair my shit.
Hold on.
Wait, whoa!
What the?
What the fuck?
I'm cooking up a bunch of schnit.
I have to put it in my fucking legged. It's really annoying.
I feel like this deck is bad.
It's magnesium.
Magnesium.
But isn't it like a lot better than like every other dungeon that I can have now?
mid tier ok
artymator
ok, i'm gonna get this next level
and i'm gonna get the last one, take this
and then shift regular please
i need to have it exactly
And I'll get back to you. What's wrong green? You okay man? Yeah, I'm okay. I'm concentrating
Why no X-Men it's useless
I'm just a bit sad, oh
Well, you made him sad why how I'm joking I'm just trying to concentrate because it's so confusing man this mod is
making my brain hurt
Me get wood me get wood
camera to go
guys let me go with you this time
wait the rain with the rain yet
is not better because i can i can do it oh my god can it
stronger than i was what in the max way
what was
i didn't actually for the reason that i didn't actually was at all
How do you max win? Can I start?
Oh, you have to do...
Yeah.
Damn. What is that?
You're building levels... 8?
Yep.
12?
Yeah.
So let me just look for you.
You are hocking!
No, I can just do it for you, man.
Oh, okay. Can you make me a ring, please?
Okay, um, sure.
Make me everything you just made for yourself, plus a little bit better.
What is your problem?
Fuck you.
Please.
He did say please let me let me just first where's my backpack is that it over there yeah
Yeah, I'm looking for something mandatory. What is it?
I was looking for some maybe some extra potions you guys eat already ate them all up. I ate
every single one. There was more. Yeah, and I took them. I'm looking at my job. Where's
my tool belt my fucking tool belt where is it yeah I got it if you could figure
out how to get XP from watermelon there is a watermelon over there I just don't
know how to get XP from it you know my tool belt oh XP in the furnace well
done chat oh wait oh yeah it's all about yeah it's my tool about but you
can have it. No, no, it's okay. I can give it then. You sure? Yeah. I think I should make one.
Tool belt. Oh, oh, oh shit. Chad, do I think that? Nice shot, three. Not dead yet. It's
I
Do I think that nice shot three so dead yet
It's dead
We're a little cold down here. We need we need some fire like I can't fire. I'm gonna look up how to do that. Yeah
wait, I can just uh
I'm gonna always when it's ready to go
It's wood in cobblestone, but like wood yeah, what is a meta easy to easy to tame a monster. I can go tame it
perfect
What means is enchanted?
Good night a
Rock, okay
Yeah, what is disenchanting it?
They put it into a book right or the different
You want to accept it or not I'll find a way to get you undying it's all good
If you can oh my god oh my god wait I just oh
I want like everything you have
What do you do I got to see this on the screen?
Well, you didn't make all that noise. Oh this I'm reforging
How some can you reforge once every I don't forget I'm dying. Yes, there you go. Thank you. I
Mean that's max way. Oh, that's what uses all the steel. Oh hell. Yeah, you know something's just a grumpy fucking bitch
who you moron what did i say it was grumpy
yeah
oh that's what uses all this still i didn't know let me farm some more
is that better yep i use all the emeralds
i have wasted all my emerald did i that was all the emerald i farmed earlier so
Wait, I think I... let me check my bag.
Oh, I got a bunch of them here.
Slomb ball.
Ha ha ha!
That's so lame.
One's not funny, and two is lame, so.
Chai, is there a necklace that is in the emerald of that bag of crap and enchant?
See a plan with him.
A slump plan with him.
Oh a cross.
Um, yeah, I'm not gonna make all that.
Chow, what about the first 8 kits?
That's like crazy.
This one, I could make that by changing it to um, to mending, right?
Fuck.
Fuck, remending, yeah.
I feel like I should make it right now, just so we have it for the future, no?
Because somebody's going to use this in back sense.
I checked all the books as well. We don't have any mending books.
No, no, I fell into the gas there. We will need those med packs 100%.
What is subject to geography?
Plies potion effects depending on the bio.
Okay guys, don't use it but look at this on the ground.
Do not use this.
Don't.
So you can enchanted with mending, right?
And just keep getting levels and never run out.
And I think it heals like insane.
It's not a one-time use?
No, you continuously heal like a maniac.
Oh, put that shit in your backpack.
No, I'm not putting that at home. I'm not... I'm not... I'm not even in the base.
Uh, you want emeralds?
Uh, no, that's fine.
Because I really do have emeralds.
No, that's okay.
Uh, you guys need canteens. Maybe I'll make a hit here for you guys.
hold on I'll make canteens
boom canteen gun guys we're progressing I'm putting a totem of them dying in my
bar yeah but you need to put in your offhand though to for to activate when
you die no you can put it in bobble slot wait really that's what it says this
is when in any bobble slot or when in offhand.
Wow, we have it in a bobble.
What about the one I was looking for?
Because we have any seeds.
Like we need to plant some stuff out.
We need to plant some shit.
I already planted everything that we have.
Oh, I was looking for paper.
Do we have any paper at all?
I bet you there's a way to do some shit in a book for paper, right?
On paper.
Oh, Bazaar!
I put Bazaar!
And chat!
I'm gonna report this with slime!
Fuck.
We have one paper only here.
That's all we got.
Chat?
Recover it in scrolls, yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna make the healing calls, so I'm with it.
Greg, I'll make your ring as well, okay?
I got a ring in there last night.
You know what you did with the meme?
No, that was kind of awful though.
It's such an old school meme, I don't think anybody gets to that.
Is that from table?
No, it's Ventrilo.
Okay, you're gonna get fucked yourself or what?
Just don't do it again, that's all I'm asking for, I mean.
When I'm fucking explainer something you do I've heard it before though. I have heard that before I got a ring either last night
But you dropped your pants. It's a ventrilo trolling. It's old school
You have to go straight for straight leather belt. Yeah. Oh, yeah
18 yes
See that
Excellent dude because when that came out and we were watching it. He was still sucking his mother's breath
This is not right.
Oh, okay.
Well, it was the animal that loves me, not...
Well, actually, you didn't stuff your breast.
You're a formula child.
That's why Nick is strong and you're weak.
Because he sucked the breast, you didn't.
I don't know what that means.
But, um, Chout, I just...
I've been getting sidetracked because there's this British fucking clock in my stupid fucking call.
What was I looking for?
I got paper, and there's a paper on the ground right here.
Oh, a weapon, a weapon, a weapon.
I need a weapon.
uh...
uh... you have any iron on you
uh... no we were i think about that
did how come every time i try to pick up my backpack it fucking breaks
the e-the-shift left leg on that
i'm doing it though
i thought we had more wolf armorers
child is going to uh...
which i was what what what should be wearing
They don't make a saber again like last time.
You're grown.
Any string at all?
Yo, there's the energy simulator! Like, we need to get going!
Also, guys, we need to get seeds! We need to get plant this fucking, like, garden, man!
So cozy.
There we go. Okay, I finally did it. Holy shit.
What do we need to do? I have bandages for me. I got my weapon. Oh, I need a axe
Great sword actually farming
Great sword actually farming pick ass why they're here for XB though
Any item a damage, uh, no
Everybody in your chat just knows how to play this.
Oh, it's A-O-E!
That's crazy.
Okay, guys.
I need string.
Found it.
What the?
It's stick.
Okay, I got it.
Bang.
Bang done.
I'll make some manages and I'm good to go.
Good, I'm good to go.
Like a sight?
I thought we didn't like the sight.
Should you torch that down there, Greg, if you have a torch.
Okay.
Why sweep it?
I appreciate you, by the way, Greg. You're doing great, bro.
Thank you.
Feels nice to be appreciated.
red
workshop
bring beds
it's a favorite chest as it's shit but I mean
let's make beds like new ones don't pick up these cause that's like
that'd be fucked
10 just in damage and that's not that bad I could probably just wear that for now
do you have the strings on you?
oh no I don't have much I have 10 here to pick then
Oh, you can't make it?
Oh, I can't. Okay, I'm making beds for us.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What?
Uh... Uh-oh.
Okay. Uh, yeah, okay, so...
Iron pickaxe! Do we have that?
Yes, in the top chest, that's against the wall on the left side.
um wrong sorry guys I remember six numbers after one second I remember
it was there by the way I'm a genius where make sleeping bags so you don't
reset the spawn
where
and uh
it's broken
i need to fix that
um
um
greg died by chupacabra
greg don't have chupacabra
well i have wood so
you have iron right
i have sticks
no no no that's what i was asking
i actually do have two iron
have one iron it's okay I'll just smell some I would I will smell some
mother-sucking mother suckers I got you here this is what well actually I need
the wood never mind one not get to holy shit here sleeping bag for each person
one for you one for you one for me and apparently when you sleep in these they
Don't reset your spawn.
Oh cool, sick, thank you.
I'm stalling hard and I don't know how to stop myself from doing it.
Dude, it's fine.
I legit don't give a shit, I get paid by the hour.
Got it.
Now I can repair it.
Bang.
Bang! What a waste of levels. Fuck, I did it!
Let's go!
Yether!
Give us sleepers!
Sleeper! Go!
Yeah, grab the sleeping bag, it's in the corner next to the furnaces, it's yours.
Go to bed, please.
Ow, my head! Ow, my head! Ow, my head! Ow, my head! Ow, my head! Ow, my head!
Yo, go to sleep, guys!
Yep.
On my way.
Yeah, we're not going to remove the bed.
What does that dull do?
It's if I die, I don't die, essentially.
I lost time again in the middle of the time in a row.
Why does it do that?
F3T.
fucking wire man yeah I might get I might get a like like a soldering thing
and just melt the plastic into it so that it gets gonna get forever
or duct tape bro like you can't just duct tape or super glue I could yeah still
lagging got it all right the office yeah you have food everyone has food oh
yes and then your bed is in this corner X right in front of this furnace that
I'm at sleeping bag thank you that's the goer there yeah but you just got to pick
it up where just hold shift right here in front of me no okay I don't really want
I don't know first they say you have a long day sword
Let me let me XP tomb real fast. I've looked I've six levels. Well, I don't have any work because I will have to crap as well
I have ten planks. Why would we go mining? What's it?
Okay, I'll give you all our containers
Let me use where's the
By the way, don't leave me nine mining
Where's the oh, I mean guys we could mine a 4k caves. I
Think you're gonna have it right here. Okay, let me get it
We were so we're armor
Mate, it's not looking good me. Yeah, nothing on it. It's fine
So far I have give me the team right behind you mob walk I have eight levels in here by the way
So why are we putting all our XP in that so if we die it's stuck in the book and it doesn't get
lost and how do you use it but shit like like any it fills it up so I think we go in the cave then
Okay, I'm done install structure. Yeah, we got to start mining as well. I have zero mining levels
How many tortures I haven't I only have one I didn't even have something to mine
No, but you can just put it in your hand in it. Yeah, but we're gonna get fun by this though
Recipes my granny
We need to get changed down there.
Go to Zedcrests.
Zedcrests?
Yeah, it's good, it's good.
Hold on, I was just feeding the chickens at the other town.
One Zedcrest is low at the hole.
I'm at Zedcrests.
Oh, I don't have the other Zedcrests, bro.
Wait, really?
Zedcrest is one, yeah.
Yeah, go to regular Zedcrests. I don't have the other one.
What do you mean regular? I only have Zedcrest is one. Yeah, go there. I did you're not here
Me and Greek as that crest is one. Oh, there's one
Yeah, I like it spot it go to
Yeah chickens though, I've been making more chickens Wow
Yeah, use the soul gazer. Okay chapter. What mob though? What mob do I want though?
I love the red one, the blue one.
Are you actually going to get an AGs as a supporter?
Yeah, of course, of course.
What?
We should get Russell Trent, no?
I think it's 1xp
I thought that...
What about a nymph though?
Wouldn't that give us healing all the time?
I feel like that's ass though
I feel like we want someone to hurt rather than just heal
Because once we have the Band-Aids, isn't it just GG?
No, you can't, you can't take it, can you?
Oh, I need Age of Level 2, I don't have that
You can I guess I'm just gonna get them then come great and then come over here
Let's go explore a bit
It's a waste you sure
Make why don't you just go one of these freakin divas was doing other their bags here
Yeah, don't go through here. It's a bit dangerous
Still mainland. Oh
Squidward tells the nymph cannot be something then they're made apparently
There's a nymph if you want to try it
I know in order to be able to something you have to that kid over the working temperature or like I don't know
I
Should have gone in ages, okay
Yeah, I mean like can't you just get an ages for now and then swap later
Yeah, well green dude dude, don't forget all right, you don't need to get at less. That's correct. Oh, I think this is a
attention
out out move it's invisible somewhere I'll break it though
ouch got it
what was that anyway it's still here it's on Greek
Oh, we have PvP on.
Um, hey, uh, my fucking careless thing, can you turn off PvP?
Wait, this pig has a thing on it.
How do you move it?
Move PvP?
Oh, let me try it.
Can you drive pigs with us?
Can you what?
Drive pigs. No, you can pick them up though. I think you put a saddle on them. I don't think you could like really control them. Oh
Wait wait we can join a team remember. Oh
Yeah, yeah, let's do that make it a party. Well, we're on a team already. Oh
Use a carrot on a stick in a saddle
Come on command team. He said yours is command team
I don't see that or nothing I don't see any of that
Command the team of PDP off, what do I mean?
Oh, yeah, XV should be in the uh
uh oh yeah gapi is a bit of a but it's gonna turn out you think yeah it's fine
it is the loser
oh behind you X some weird monster
What are you doing wait? I know you did that
You're hitting it towards me. I don't we're gonna keep doing this shit
Mother-sucking bust up
Man, I'm gonna start crying. Okay, baby
Good. Let's go.
Uh...
Okay, we need to get...
It's gonna get violent.
It's violent as sucky.
We need to get out of here.
He's a lucky yabba artist, come here.
I think we should stick like now, always have a chance.
Guys, slip right here, okay.
Alright, one of us is ready.
Run.
Hey, what did you just do?
You slapped?
No, not yet.
Oh my god, I'm muted?
Guys, the reason that these were being played is 0-0.
I'm not a stranger.
I was trying to track it above.
Tracking above. Tracking above.
Yeah, give me the command to check the difficulty to make sure it's on hard. It's not that the correct
Like this is risky
Like getting in and out of that that is really risky and I'll never should be endgame right all this no, it's nothing
It is the name
Yeah, there's a monster there brother a huge fucking monster. Well, you can suck it. I don't give a shit. I
Love this biome. It's the most neutral one
Let me drink some water real quick guys guys. I'm sorry. I guess it looks bug in it
Yeah, I know that's the one that killed me every severe every severe
Chat, we'll go. What kind of muscles that
Oh, we can we on me
Me nobody went to sleep. I mean, I know we're just doing because we can we just see I wake up Rick
I can sleep now. I can sleep. No, I can't. Holy shimoli. This is going to be bad if
I die. I'm really in a bad spot. Help. Got it. Uh oh. No, on me. On me. Help. I
I was sleeping I was fine the next thing I know I died
I don't have commands anymore like that am I any kidding
fuck what am i meant to do
killed it
five levels
i mean you guys are gonna go sleep
i hid in a hole
and i left my bag on i left my sleeping bag on the ground
sleeping right now
oh i'm waiting
i can't sleep but i can't do this
oh i dc'd
okay i also dc'd
no fucking way
yeah it was tough
what? is he's lagging out or what?
yeah i'm lagging out
dude don't sleep without us
no no no he's lagging still great great great
lag a little bit
oh my god i'm lagged
oh my god
oh i'm back
thank god dude i actually got scared for something
K, so, these camp TP's, are there something?
No, I legitimately can't, no. I don't have access to any of that.
Why?
Well, I could try in a second, because this isn't my server anymore.
guys I need backup please I'm fighting the world me too I'm running I'm running
I see I see I'm on my way but I'm bringing the world to you I need some
Jesse what the fuck yeah just turn around and get ready to help
Let's go.
I can't jump up.
Digging a hole?
I'm like scuffed, I'm like scuffed!
I'm healing, I'm healing.
Just build a one by one hole if you have to heal.
I dragged him away, you guys.
It's kinda cool, like this guy, this mob is really sick, you actually have to dodge the
attacks.
Oh my god dude, guys I'm by the panic, I feel like this is too much right, I need heals
on you now.
That was badass.
My boots got killed.
Snow.
Got the lamp.
my boots my boots got killed
they're spawning in the green duel we must go in here
yeah I need everything please any managers
I gave you three and you picked them up.
It just goes right in your backpack.
I'll just keep going.
My bad.
Oh, we have to get over here.
There's a tower there.
Oh, let's go then.
Oh, my tank can get out of the back at least.
Yeah.
can have a sip of that too as well
I mean come on man it can't be this fucking hard Rick
it's there
there's only one left let me go drink from here
why are you yelling me when it's on the floor
my leg
yes
why are you yelling me
I'm sorry
guys
I'm sorry guys my legs are broken and she didn't win one of these at all
yeah here
one more for you okay because I need this
for my foot as well. There's a
there's a tower here. Why don't we go to the
tower here? Yeah, I agree with that. I agree with that, Joe.
It's massive. You know what else is massive? Yes.
You've seen it here. My feet are broken. I'm so mad.
Oh, man, I need to bring my thing. Hold on. Well, we didn't make sure we get wool
on the way, you know? I mean, we'll find a balloon somewhere.
I remember we have a TV for a balloon.
I got wool.
I got one wool.
And my chest had a brick as well.
This is kind of an adventure.
Watch out, watch out.
They just love it.
Careful, careful.
That mob is actually very strong.
Very strong.
Eye guy.
Oh, they were mating.
That was kind of weird by us.
They were just mating, and we just, wow, that was weird.
But I mean, if they mate, there's
any more of them, right?
yeah but just let him be
we did not want to tell us this day now
but i don't know what the fuck it's how it is yes
he's in the house
he's not french buddy
here guys and here where i'm at i found a loot room immediately
i have a gun so i've never seen before i have a tongue here
okay what
I got tongue bubble.
Oh, yeah, classic.
What's a tongue bubble?
This is a classic.
You have a bit of spit.
It becomes a bubble.
Do I have any what?
Dude.
Why is the loot?
No, I don't actually.
Actually, I said it here.
Why is the loot that?
I grabbed it.
It was literal dog shit.
It was like literally nothing, unless there's stuff higher.
Yeah, like an ulcer odor.
Yeah.
visited this i have to talk
there is a redstone thing up there
is that like work-raving appear
no really
but kankersaw is only that
all we talk about one of those
what you like there is no
yeah you like
no kankersaw suck
disannoyed
the main thing you have to do
is you just cannot bother it or it would just
I was personally I was I was just fucking teeth and bang
That you just can't though cuz like a whole week. It will suck you have to just take it for one day
Yeah, I got a bunch of wool or salt
What's that over there is that another witch tower?
Do you like pop blisters on your feet too, are you that guy? Yeah
What is that chat?
Is that another witch outlet?
I don't know if it's the same as the last loot.
What the hell is that?
I think I heard it's spider?
Yes, let's...
Well, let me go to the top and check.
Yeah, completely useless.
There's iron at the top of this one now. Maybe this guy thought it was it's gonna now now you just lie it
Yeah, let's go through the yeah
Another house
I guess that's which house the boss. I'm chasing up
We need to get no good man. I have a little hair full. Oh really nice
I
Want to I just don't really know help others help. I don't know where you went
You know where you went great just keep going around it
Yeah, you see me zoom in
No, don't just keep going on the outside of the force kind of a little bit on the inside
Can you just start running back to oh, I think I maybe found you
Is it like the obsidian thing no
Go pee bro, no means says me actually have to piss so bad
I got a good for potions, but it is nothing else in here
There's a nymph outside if you want to get healed up. Yeah, I need that place. Where's that?
Right outside your building in front going right now
brother you like sitting in your just shitting pissing yourself like go to the
bottom of the toilet what's wrong with you I don't want to go this time man I
optimize my time I act I really have to be to that we could like what we see
that one we see a webinar he's like go shit I can make up yeah I'm gonna go
be one second save because how do I tame her I can smell shit yeah it's
Let's hold our dicks together.
Can't.
Wait, cool down.
So where's the Nymphat?
So where's the nymph at?
Alright, I feel fuckin' fantastic.
There's something about holdin', holdin'?
I dunno.
Where's the nymph at?
There.
Umm...
Guys, you can't summon her!
I need to find like eight more ones.
Are we all pissed except for you now? It's just weird.
Apparently they get my cool down back and you end the killer. Is this true?
Don't kill her. She's my wife.
I need to eat. Now.
Same. I'm hungry.
Oh wait! If I stand near the one I just studied, I get my cool down back.
I
Guys I have meat and food
Why do you think I can have some of the nymphs is it right there someone in Costa I
Put a shit in this
Great I ever goes it now grab this grab this meat-schmeet
You know
Go pee
Dippy
Yeah, now now piss
My fucking tongue out. Just rumors just smell like a fucking swamp
Bro, you gotta stop touching the ulcer like
Or whatever the hell it's called like why
It's like touching the stove the first time and they're like and all that hurts
I'm never gonna touch the stove again, but he just keeps touching the fucking stove
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I need water.
Hey, see this big dinosaur thing?
Whoa!
I think we can attack it.
Oh.
He's stuck in a tree. This is free.
It's a Russell!
Nice.
Oh, shiz.
How much XP do you have?
Five that gave me 5xp for a Russell dino
Wait, we could kill so many here. Oh my goodness. Oh, there's rabbits attacking me. Fucking one tap bit
Well, they run apparently the dinosaurs is huge food eat
That's all he had to say was food and I'm in
Well, I got a I got a drink something. I'm walking xp. Just say
What is OFC stand for like I don't
What is UNC what is UNC I don't get that
You
I saw a post today and it said that
Like it
Um
And I drink your canteen if you haven't yeah, I just talked myself that uh that uh
We're heading towards a reality where
We're running out of antibiotics or whatever right, and then if we fucking in and then
Like a cut is like GG just switch out a false
Wait does it have to do with us being immune or like we're running out of the
I think it's because uh
Hopper just one tap to me and I just spawned all the way at the base
You know what to do
Happen to me. Oh, it's a slow bunny
I'd but what?
Hey, why is everybody okay, I'm still here
Wait guys, I'm fucked like I can't even I'm so far
Yes, you know what to do oh
Welcome back, man. You must have liked no I had a bed over there boy. I won't try it
Thank God. I had a bed. Holy shit. Did you like that?
Yeah, I mean it literally one shot me
We need to make real bets by the way
Thankfully, I had a wormhole potion
I've got one of those we need to change biome when we need to get moving guys come on
Like I need this like a load of the rings that I'm getting stopped by fucking Sam bitch ass
My guys I don't get your reference. I'm not a nerd
So I don't know what you said
But I do way cooler shit, but whatever the fuck you just said
I know what that means. No, you had no or I like something
It's not like you're really like farming or you're farming another you're trash
If I'm trash then you're shit, okay, what if I'm pee your shit, okay?
Okay, I guess also I've got your everybody get the way some
greats everywhere we need that well well well well well wait wait where'd you go
falling in shit wow well running in the day
which way wrong way yeah and then turn left okay yep just check your eye
Why is it no xp though?
Oh, there's not many.
There's jumping waste more food?
No.
I think maybe actually.
Now you're replanting guys you're the wife because we'll do it at home
It's break all that shit just get the seat fuck it
I'm gonna need
Any food here too
We're gonna need a lot of dirt though we get home
I do I already have a whole stack waiting if we had more I'll grab beds here because we can actually have real spawn points here
Over here
That was a bad idea actually cuz we need this bond that's the thing okay, where's the way point by the way where we're gonna call this one
We're gonna cause one swamps
Oh you can rename yep, you click on the name of it
No, you changed it for all of us beautiful
Where is you?
Where is it make sure to grab a bed it's next to x
I see him that's a way point
That makes so many cities next busted it. I literally have the suds and it fucking sucks. Should I go? I don't know
There is any food next
You know what? SpongeBob ever?
Great scrapes scrapes. No, um, eat put that in the oven over there and cook it essentially gives you life
so
my god level 40 nymph just mine there's no word I don't have words to cook it
so we have wood
wait you found mama yeah should I yeah I think we should absolutely vote that
I'm just like, I'm down.
I'm getting so many seeds.
It's like actual Max win.
Oh, while we're here, there's a bunch of wool.
I'm going to get all the wool while you guys are doing all that shit.
Need this for Bandis and we can redo Bandis and we're good to go.
I'm down at two pieces now.
X, look at this X. Come here. There's another one here for some reason. Why?
I should have done that. I don't know, yeah. Wait, another level 40?
No, here, look. This thing. Playpoint thing.
There's another one.
Yeah, oh, just because it's zone. What is zone?
And the one is a village and they actually overlap
Okay, I love you, okay
Where's she
Yeah, how do you open up her menu?
Oh, you can't.
So how do I name tag her then?
Barracudie
What are the paralysis? Did I just get shriked?
That's weird. I got paralysis
There's no way our status effects are shared right because I got hit by a Barracuda. That'd be weird mama
I
About 18 bread do you want to share?
Guys I need to get a boat. Oh, there's a red ages right here. I need a boat quickly have wood I
Give her a name and I put the boat in
Wait, do you said you need red AGs, correct?
Oh, yes, but actually now I'm uncle Nana, I'll do it.
There's a boat at all?
Anybody's got water?
I need a crafting table.
Do you have one?
Or I just got to find one.
Guys, come on, man.
There's no way.
get an axe and an axe on a tree please
yeah yeah I'm gonna do it right now
bro look at the suds I don't know what it is I don't know what the sud is
when Spongebob gets sick and he hits the suds
dude I do not I think I'm being trolled by really hard enough
I'm not trolling
oh I got hypersynomia
Oh.
I know what that is.
Are you probably watching like French SpongeBob?
Yeah, well no shit.
Bob, the ponches are coming, they're stuck up.
Les soots.
Bob, the ponches are coming.
Les soots.
We need to go to sleep.
You have the waste zone, by the way.
I agree, so you can just come back.
If I lost seven XP.
dude I we have a tom though man just told me to let's go to bed let's go to
bed
let's punch Bob oh someone just said you can drink rain hold up you just look
up just go like this yeah I guys get bad I didn't have a yeah you're banned
Is anybody in bed? Hello?
I'm in bed.
So do we have the boat? Did you just have a boat here?
The Bosch.
I'm looking at actually...
I have the stuff for it. I'm doing it.
Wait, why is there three of them though now?
Here.
Why? I thought they were rare than the little 40s.
But they made it.
Can she come down though?
Any blocks? Anybody got blocks at all?
Yep, here.
Thank you.
Dude, she's showing so hard.
Wait, I have an idea. There's two waystones here. I'm just going to break one of these
because we don't need this one. Can I not just put this down somewhere? I can't break
it there, man.
Please come down.
The boat is gone!
Roger that.
Here's another boat.
Good luck, soldier.
Any more blocks?
I can't help you with that
Break the lock
I'll go get more wood though. Just while we're here. I mean is this social here X take this there
16 Banagas
I actually got hit by the tree fall. Yeah, yeah
Realistic
My backpacker
Help now
Great you lose any levels. Yeah
Quick quick stop man stop I was farming them over there you freak
I'm trying my best. Okay, great. Great. Great. Great. Since you are, let's be honest,
uh, uh, uh, nearly dead. Go punch her. Go punch her and I'll put a boat and you walk
over the boat as you walk in it. I'm not punching her. She's beautiful. Great. Punch
her. No, I don't want to punch her. She's beautiful. She's right here, bro. Come
Come here! She's right here!
She loves me, I think.
Fuck this bitch. Hit her.
Not what?
She's running away.
She was in the perfect spot.
That's the worst time to hit her.
She was about to walk in and you hit her. I mean, I mean...
Where's the bug in all of this game?
So what you're trying to say is I'm useless no no no I get it I get it no I get it I'm
just no that's fine.
Lady please!
It's fine.
You know what you could do though just get blocks right now.
As many blocks as you can.
That's what I'm doing.
I mean we've been we've been up on the blocks forever I don't know why it's
water get blocks.
a stack of 64 wood. I'm here, I think we're on here now. She's literally on the floor.
It's their only chance. Hold on.
Don't do it. You have to wait for the shadow. As soon as you see a shadow on the floor.
Hold it.
It's a clock.
She's... you have to wait for the shadow.
I'm gonna jump on top of her head.
Push her.
Come back!
Hold on.
Maybe I can jump on her head.
You...
It's gonna be from here because it's you have to move
No, you got it hold on like wait before you move up second me
Okay, we're done.
Move backwards, move backwards.
Okay.
Okay.
Dude, why does she just keep slightly moving?
Like what?
I'm done.
Bro.
Just forget it.
Just forget it.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
She didn't have a good life there.
They're in too deep.
She's going to the floor.
She's going to the floor.
Let her rest.
Oh, oh, is that a buzzer?
Ma told it, a bella.
Hold on, I'm pushing her ass.
I'm pushing her ass, hold up.
Loki giving her the ick, but we need this.
Alright, put it down, put it down!
Hey do you not go in the water?
No, she's too big, too big, too big.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, too big.
In the b- we need to try the spots.
Oh wait, she's on the ground though.
Just forget it just forget it forget it where the boss at in the water
She's on the ground over here
It's inside in the water, I don't see it. He's too big
Yeah, he's dying
I don't know where where did you fight him Greek?
Yeah, I did, he's over here, by the bridge.
The blue one I did, look at that, look at that.
Oh, there's another one over there.
Right here.
Where?
Right by this bridge, right here, underneath here.
We're not the name tag, we need to use far away now.
This is where I died to him.
X jumped down with me at the same time.
It's down here.
It's nowhere near, I got a chat.
I ain't a silex for what? Where are the silexes though?
Not that guy.
Oh, you're right. We need those fishes. Keep it up to the fucking...
You drowned.
How do I farm those, Chando? How do they do that?
on here yeah I got it nice
okay the boss that's where it killed me these moms move like crazy like after
you just moving I think I shouldn't go into the water water's like a bit of a
and lose your loot.
So once I have all the silencs made,
and I see a grip in it,
what is the thing that I need to do to have it forever?
guys don't you know what direction of the town um
towards the sun a little bit to the right where is that yeah Roger um what
is this shit I beat here already there's nothing I think it's a puzzle you have
to let press these buttons in a certain order and it will be active. Wait, I'm stuck now.
It's the puzzle. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm getting
mad, I'm getting mad. I found a rock, do you need a rock? Yes. He's right next to me.
Okay, where are you with me?
I'm towards the town.
Soul Geyser?
Uh, I'm trying to find you.
Turn around X. Turn around.
Oh no, I need bones. I think you got bones.
I have five.
Yeah, I put bones in your backpack.
Thank you.
Alright, I'm just camping. Oh no.
what's happening what's night time okay that bitch that shit didn't even make
fucking sense oh grab shot me like 500 blocks into the air and then I died
yeah I mean chef for a rocket against a dn right
Yeah, he did it again. My loot's fucked.
Where's Jesse?
I had a rock treat.
I'm trying to get out. I think I can get out.
Maybe.
I can't make that.
He just did it to me.
that's what that's really mean
does that just seem broken?
guys i need um
he's dead, killed him
it's too many chat
chat
it's five
i need like a million because it's a very low chance uh drop rate
you guys ready to go then?
yep
go
tell me one
on then
i'm sleeping
how did you go farm?
Breathe it with coal or lapis
You know how do you breathe them though? Oh you build like a small like like like water pot
Yeah, we get it really move like we're starting sorry over here
I'm down wait. What do you want to do? What's that water guy? Why don't you get out?
Okay, quick. I'm gonna come towards us and we're gonna move away
Okay, where are you?
Maybe the rock is still here directly to your left. Yeah, he's there. He's there. He's right there
What's there still there? I can't get it. I can't get it. It's more than I thought
Okay
Oh, oh, oh
I'm withering
You can soulgaze or it is because these things on the floor
Yeah, I got five X feeling me put it in the book
I keep getting stung by thorns you left your backpack by the way me yeah yeah you
don't have a backpack on you wait that wasn't a mogus that wasn't even a creeper
What was that I got I'll show you right back
At 5xp, can I can I drain it in that book so I need to kill myself
How'd I do it?
Where is the fucking backpacker
Before you look back here, I show you look right here right here over there in front of you. I see thank you
I have water and shit. I'm killing myself real quick. Oh, yeah
People grab the XP book. I'll just do it for you. I'll just do it for you.
Hey, what just killed me? Oh, Jesse? Fucking zeroes.
We got to move. Come on. I mean, wait, you were gonna sit there and drown? It's like I got you, bro.
Thank you
We gots to move boys come on
All this ice one later, it's fine. I think it's not parody right now
We need the first structure that will progress us like come on bro
Yeah
I don't want to talk about I was just being rough today. I'm just tired and cold wait. I got that was against something
I'm tired old and my life is pointless. Oh
Oh, it's all good
Chat summoning it do I have anything I have nothing
I have nothing oh my god, look at that hole you pick up the vibes brothers like 12 year olds wait
I just study and then kill it and it's in I get always a minute
No, he says need to know I'll take forever to get though. I said this shit. I was like to me forever to get the knowledge
Let's go. Wow, it's water here. Yeah, but like this game
You never want to water like the water is like sea and oceans. They fucking cook your shit
How did you lose your loot?
I died to a monster.
You know, in that poison net, he was like, there's one with the flying thing.
Apparently the boss is a good XP.
Wait, we should go over here and kill that Russell Dino, because they gave me five levels
and it's just a free.
It just retries to use us.
Five levels to use us.
These are the bad xv, these are the bad xv, these are the devil.
Five xv.
They gave me five levels for the Russell.
He's killed Greed.
Yo, I got killed by a skeleton.
Wait, but how did I kill you? I'm sorry man.
I mean, I'm sorry.
I turned the pvp off and it didn't care.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's alright, you can TP me.
that's okay man that's fine I'm not upset or anything no come on man
come on bro it's fine it's fine where's my loot by the way
just look around
but there's a couple pieces of dirt or something over there
why swaps so bad we need to traverse traverse that I have a boat
Okay, can you Bob Greek because we are on the boat? Yeah
Hey, you guys killed me didn't tell me just go straight
Where's my bed?
There's turkeys here, there's sheep here
No more TPs. That's it. That's just the freebie because PvP. That's the freebie. That's all you get.
Well, are we back to where we were before? There's no way, right?
Yeah, we just hit a circle. And this is how you draw a perfect circle.
No, it's not possible that we lose. It's not possible.
Yeah, we need to make it out of here. No, it's not possible that we lose. It's not possible.
Literally. Oh my god, in the air. What is that?
Guys, really weird structure. It looks like a light game shit there.
Help! Help! Help me!
There's a little behind you. I had to wait for the vehicle coming.
Oh! Enderman!
Go to the water! Go to the water! Go to the water!
I had backwards controls.
Give me the boat. Give me the boat. Give me the boat. Give me the boat.
Yeah, same same
You have a furnace by chance no
If we lose that book then we're throwing hot go. It's why it's why I put it in my in my backpack
Wait, there's a backpack always stay on you even if you die. No, but it goes on the grounds with things don't do spot
Backback under the ocean and like all your loot. Yep
Sailing is bad
I have to repair my legs.
I'm walking slow.
Oh, my God, guys, guys.
It's that sky base.
Holy shit.
What is that?
It's actually it's a end game.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's any.
It's any.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Yeah, but the ass is can we like maybe
cheese it and get like some.
Yeah, yeah, I only know how like it
even choosing it is fucking insane.
Nightshade, nightshade, care. Precious! Precious! We can slab-
Wait, this is literally late game area right now. Oh, we're gonna get by something invisible.
I don't know what's happening. Move, move!
I'm gonna die I'm not even attacked by mobs and I'm just dying being in like the presence
of this place fuck but there's seven bosses on my screen the plants holy shit I'm building
a hole one by one. I'm gonna die. I had to. I have no blocks. I need blocks. Can you dig
down? Next to me? Yeah. Dig down and I'll kill it. What you got? Right here. I'm jumping.
hi come in here come in here you have blocks you have torture torture blocks torture blocks
torch got them 42 of them come in here great give me out give me out
here uh here's half of these half of these do it either go okay oh we'll make a hat we'll make a
I have to make your basement.
Who's dying here?
Quick, why are you always dying?
Always, I don't understand it.
Like you're always dying though.
Just the age is getting to me, man.
The age is getting to me.
Alright, we gotta sleep now.
I'm just trying my best, okay?
alright then
fuck i didn't do that you have to uh... you're doing just enough for it
just do my part
you listen when you most need me i'll be there for you
oh it's not my time
oh it's easy done than you as a battle one
uh...
you don't have any bows though it's not going to be a spawn bed but it'll work
I should have got spawnbeds lowkey
My pockets are just full of everything
Yeah your pockets are heavy they mean it
It's like I'm cheating
Alright go to bed
Chaldea should use a column here right
It's going to be me like in the middle of the way
There are monsters nearby
Go to bed
Oh watch out
Watch out there's a reaper
We're good, go to bed.
Guys, the plants are fucking building in, look above it.
Oh shit, break those.
Nice.
Just in case I'm building this in as well, we need to grab all this stuff out of there.
go to bed first out okay just to stop the spawning of I don't know I have to if
you have any more wait you might not want to go to sleep because think about it
a bunch of mobs are spawned outside meaning that if we go in here there's
less likelihood of mob spawning so we shouldn't go to bed I don't even do
that all right good night
monster nearby to stop there's no mother no mother no mother let's just go
bring this place no no spotter is different
wait what about that I thought I was cooking by the way I mean you were
Can I drink once real quick?
So I don't get...
No, why water? Why water?
Oh, it's not good. Okay.
I could try to go get to my side of...
Oh my God, we're getting done for this. It's pretty scary. I'm so scared.
I have 75%. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't fucked up later.
I'm so scared. This is scary.
Wait, guys. Fuck.
Guys I'm lagging because all the mob's funny like this is really bad.
I didn't go up.
You agree go get aggro up there?
Probably.
Hold on wait.
I'm lagging bad.
At this case.
Like I'm lagging bad dude.
Take off your, uh, what's it called? Your shaders.
Oh, brightness up. Heard.
But I'm hearing like a... something.
Wait, why can't we just make this our base? This place is awesome.
Cause we're surrounded by, like, max level shit right now, actually.
Come here, come here.
If we get anything here-
Help!
Ouch!
out out out I did it I did it oh my god she's it
my god Jesse you're so smart with her skeleton speed running classic are you
fucking kidding me Jesse I mean Jesse I know what you're doing man I mean that
roll we can lose Cima there I'm not used to be like I'm just not used to it
That's fine, I get it. If you want me to leave, I can just leave.
I did not accident.
That's fine.
Yo, yo, he did so much damage to me, he did so much damage to me.
You need bandages? I gave you a lot.
I'm lagging!
Change your shaders, it's gotta be that.
I have a zero lag and you have a better PC than me.
Look who I yanked before I came here.
Good night.
That's my bed with my spawn.
That's my bed, that's my bed from the other village.
Oh, okay, class.
Yeah, I, I, I, I, oh my god, better, better, oh my god!
Kinda sounds like Greek, like, a little bit, though.
Okay.
So, you're killing me and making fun of me.
Barad!
nice xd I get back to me and can I dump the tomb please
it's not just playing it is playing yeah forget about it but you made it to him
give me the team please this is easy at three for my books gonna be full
I put it back in grab your thing your entire backpack
There's certainly spawned- wait we could farm xp here all day.
Well it's diminishing returns they eventually stop spawning.
No no no no the spawner dies after like a so nice once.
Well let's just say max xp then.
That's not my stuff.
Russell!
He's gonna have a lot of xp.
Oh no!
High spawners!
Where though? I don't get it.
Dude, I have fear for 15 seconds.
What's the book at? What's the book at?
I put it in your bag.
Uh, Jesse.
So you just wear it.
I need water! I need water!
I don't have- I have carrots. I don't- let me-
Does that work? No.
Have eggs.
I'm feared again.
The fear that keeps putting me... The fear that keeps putting me... The fear that keeps putting me... It's gonna kill me! It's gonna kill me!
I know it keeps like pushing me into them.
H. Book.
Ow. Sorry.
I NEED WATER!
Um, check your backpack for any vegetables or anything, or apples.
It sounds crazy but can you swift this potion maybe this gives you water like I got some nuts
Go give me it
It's below you
Yeah
Below you
Below you
Should I blow you
Thank you
Blow you?
Yeah no it's a little water though
It actually works but let me get the moment
Good job
Yep
Thank you yeah water is good thank you
I
This dude
You have any more we're good. We're gonna get a little okay. I'll put it up a little bit
You're right. I'm having the xp on the other side. We're gonna lose it
Sorry, I
Want me to do we need to go to get the xp outside of the room when I'm like this block right here
No, no the block here
I'm coming back by the way, I have a spawn here, let's wait.
Jesse!
I'm so mad at you!
I'm so mad at you!
I'm so fucking down your shit!
Fuck man.
I'm spawning a villager across the universe, so how did you do that?
Do you want me to TP?
Like!
Like!
Like!
That's one in the village across the universe, so I did you
You want me to tip you like like like I'm put your block and I'm like yo yo
You know you didn't have me like this and you open the door to the fucking monsters like this is cooked
Your stuff's up there
No, let's just go
I can't kill them I don't have anything anything. Yeah, I have a hoe. I'm poor and you already know
I got your back, I got your back back here.
It's mine, it's mine.
Okay, well, there's nothing like it, there's no weapons in there.
Oh my, I can't go in.
I don't know why I opened it, okay? I don't know. Move! Move! Move!
Later, bitch.
Okay.
Um...
Hold on.
No! Not today!
You just fucking hit me.
I mean, you're being fucking annoying!
Yo! Yo, motherfucker!
That wasn't me that was Jesse.
I was trying to get my bag, and it's valid, you know.
Oh, shit.
Okay, I have to ask some good stuff. Go. Open.
Okay.
Do you have a second weapon?
No, do not!
Do not!
Do not do that!
What the fuck are you doing?
Okay, okay, pause, every pause, every pause.
KZ, what the fuck are you doing?
It wasn't me.
Grinker, fuck you!
Ow, don't do that, I've got phantom pain!
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
I got a cramp.
Hahahaha
Classic.
That's very classic
You know they need an interview with that guy and he's like yeah, I was drunk and I don't know what I was doing
But it was funny
Somebody interviewed that guy
You watch all those VR chat like interview things. Quick! Quick!
Uh-oh.
Spawn me! Spawn me! Spawn me! Spawn me again! Spawn me!
At me, at me, at me.
Valid run.
I mean, we made it low.
Alright, let me at least hoe them. I have a hoe, bro.
Oh, bro.
No, you can't use it because you're too low on gathering.
No, I'm not.
It's not a pharma.
What do you own about it?
So what about shaking at this moment?
I was in the backpack.
No, we're good.
Let's get it, get it, get it.
All right, let's get over here, and we'll split up the loot.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, shit.
Help me.
Get in.
Get in.
I think he's dead, I think he's dead.
I'm not dead, I'm not dead yet. Don't give up on me.
Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
Yo, Jesse, Jesse, I mean, Jesse, this is insane.
He was not dead, are you gonna joke and act like he was close to the wall?
Are we pretending now?
That was a pretend moment we're having, he was fucking...
Really?
You're about to beat us up, Jesse, because I'm about to hit you.
Really? Take your thing here?
And then this is your sword. Can I have my battle axe back please?
Team Rockier is back, holy.
thanks I wasn't in team rocket
I was in team rocket and then they kicked me they kicked me for my own team
well you're kinda griefing like I mean
we need to put some stuff in there that was a good hair though
that was actually a good hair yeah it was only good because I was there
Yeah, yeah, we need to make chests, like chests, like those other...
Um, I didn't get any of the wood back once you have it.
I do have it, hold on.
Do you have my chest plate?
I have armor over here, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, run.
Thank you.
I got slabs.
We're ready to go, we're ready to go.
XB and book.
I have one band-aid if you need band-aids.
Okay
You need band-aids week no, yes, please give me some band back shots
What I gave you one backshot to come here. Yep. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you for the rose. I mean this even though we're not doing too great at this
It's just you gotta admit this the vibes are quite fun. I'm not here. It's
Astronomically doing better than any other place you so far though
well we're vibe farming literally like
true
we need bone arrows
we need bone arrows
alright tallpeach
apparently somebody said in the chat burn arrows are just complete cheesing and then you're like bad at the game if you use them
i have three arrows of rust that's all i got for you
he's right
right here
right below
if you use burn arrows you just bad at the game
We are bad. We were on episode one for a week
Like the editor needs to stop saying episode five just keep saying episode one until we do fucking
Okay, I don't have to pick ax all you
Nice. Good shit boys. I got this back one.
That's it. That's it.
Suck it.
Yep, I'm dead. You killed me. I can't.
That's not good.
I mean why why is it so hard as best to get it super right though? I mean low key. I mean I'm just gonna try I'm doing like
They just missed one setting because they didn't know it's probably my fault
Please I got five points. Yeah, I need a book to book us but but book. Where's the book over there
Well, what more spotter where?
You know what we need to do ASAP? We need to make like a million wormhole potions, so it's not cheating anymore.
What's pixie?
On the ceiling, I don't see it.
Oh! Right here!
Why are you killing it?
I thought, I don't know.
What does she do, even?
She's so cute.
Hello, little pixie.
Hey!
Did she fucking took my fucking...
She took my things!
She took my things!
It's weapon, bro.
Okay!
Okay, so now...
She yawns your shit.
And she's going like this.
Classic.
She...
I told her I loved her and then she stole my loot.
Cautious.
Typical.
That's a fucking tip-a-key.
Too real.
real okay reminds me my first wife
the book that we have some it's I it's on
Greek great well I know I don't have it I
put it in I gave it to you oh it's in the
chest in the chest yeah it's funny how
everybody's like okay we're gonna need
to spend these levels um you want to
Let me have some... me, me, me.
Give it to... give it to Greek.
Let me see.
Thank God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it.
What do you want to use it on?
Uh... probably...
We can... you do like max defense and then just... we'll just throw you in there as a tank.
Okay, okay.
No, no, mining! Mining! You'll be on miner!
Okay, okay, I'm already level 9 though.
No, no, no, keep mining, cause...
Yeah, but if I... no, I can get mining alone if you guys aren't on and I'm...
I'm lonely I could you but to mind you need levels so just put in my name you need levels you need levels
So dump your levels in it. Yeah, how do I do that then how do I dump it with my name my name?
Well the book you have to dump the book so hover over the book like like like like the book
27 that's it
Yeah, we're ass you know no one knows that as the further you go. It's more
four. Okay, I'm level 14 mining now. That's the matter. We should give you another thing
and then we're going to give me the book though because I got a dump. Yeah, I took a dump
here. Diggy diggy hole dig in a hole dig in a hole. Give me a give me a thing and I'm
uh... user's skill point is that a skill is a
oh
well i didn't know that what
i forgot
i actually couldn't record
use what sorry
like on your skills click mining and if you have mining sixteen
you have a city in smash that you can do now for eight skill points i'll
increase the speed of obsidian money that's ass dodge
that's a small chance of mine to coal per war or rather than yeah yeah do that one
that was good what fossil digger yeah whole shift for description I had to
chance okay um
we haven't done any of these I mean either but I can't even do any I don't
have an effect blocks that drop their components such as well I just saw enough
to read this on the next beat bro holy shit you're so cool there eggs
you're so tough suck my mom's feet okay give me a second let me open wide
I would suck your balls but they're like little cockles and then what a
cockles little tic-tacs gold osmose this
any measures over this time okay let me get the books I can put the levels in it
it's in your backpack let's just we'll move to Australia in the backpack loaded
up with things in the next gaming house in Australia let's go to the next
next uh uh uh floor or wing anyway i need to get the uh the slabs of them
anything that you might need i got inside for you
do go back back back if if back back back back back back back back back
Yeah.
Oh, uh, monster?
Wait, legendary.
Oh, stop hitting me!
Sorry.
You're gonna kill them all.
No, they hit me and I have immediate blind.
Guys, what is that?
Oh, the slab's that!
That's slabs of imagery!
Uh-oh.
All that, all that boom.
Nice!
Oh, 6xP from Matt!
Give me the book now!
Look, quickly. I just got 6x3 from one guy.
Alright. Go, go, go, where? New zone, new zone, go on, go on.
Wait, take the bug back.
It's up here, up here. Over here, X. We go up the spiral and it looked good, right? It looked up there.
Put the bug in the backpack. Hold on. Jesse behind you. Behind you.
Hi, guy. Or something up there. BOSS!
No! Gargoyle!
Fuck it up.
I mean, you guys are annoying, man.
Fuck it, fuck it.
Fuck Rick, fuck Jesse, fuck everybody man. Fuck you guys, un-daughter.
And now we're not allowed to lose each other.
I might just lost the book.
No, I actually live here. I have a bed here.
Oh.
Oh, that's precious, guys.
I'm killing it, they're gonna just punch me!
Like...
What the fuck is that?
Uh, guys, the book might be lost.
Let's kill the boss, we're fine.
This isn't a cheat, by the way.
Anyone saying we're cheaters?
My god, bro, go again, go again, do it, do it.
I'll send myself over there as well.
To be me?
We're not cheaters, guys.
I mean, just, I mean, come on, man.
Really dude.
What the fuck are we doing?
Okay, you're 30, you're not stressing out over Minecraft.
Calm it the fuck down, you understand me?
Fuck you, loser.
Not only that, we're 30 and we're cheating.
You can kill it by just looking up.
I don't feel too good.
I don't feel too good.
Does anybody feel weird?
No, I didn't. I need to get the bed, just hit my spawn here.
Like I need to do that.
Alright, grab it.
I got the bed. I got the bed.
I had your bed there for you
Oh, wait, by the way, that's my bed I got no, I think I'm from the coach
All right now we're good now. It's not the village is the favela
The favela
Well, I feel weird
I get closer bit may just go aggro I don't know he's flying on like the roof I
Got it. I got it. All right. I
Got punched by Greg again, I mean this is getting kind of gone now
You guys are books in these fun
No, I've re-picked up the book three times so make sure to take it.
Yes sir.
Slow, slow, slow though.
Cook, you're going.
You're going.
Alright, almost.
I'm just gonna stand the way you guys do.
I
Punch it punch it punch it punch it punch it. I am one my poisoning
Dude he's really low 16%
Nice!
How much it takes me?
Oh, not even one level.
Yeah, I got a cap on the level.
Yeah, that was bad.
Did he drop like anything insane?
He spawned from earlier.
Everything he spawned.
No, I have your tomb.
I put it in your bag.
Oh, all the stuff's here.
All the stuff's here.
Axe, we originally died.
I'm going to get you.
originally died I'm going to be done it's picked up I'm putting it in the bag
never mind there's not enough space okay I'm gonna I'm coming I just grabbed
all your shacks your armor and everything I'm just gonna put on the floor here
I mean
Where's my bizarre though you see that
I have money fatigue because my hands are broken
Guys, I'm a punch me punch me. That's funny. I mean me. Please do you don't want to kill him?
Guys what's going on? What is here?
your imagination you have a weapon noise I got you one of these what happened to
all my oh I have an imp soul stone oh my god oh my god
imp so though right behind you on the floor yeah I'm killing a dragon wait the
effort isn't that insanely good the efforts are really strong no I just
killed something huge
what i'm expecting
no way
i think i just
i think i just summoned it for uh... for the one time
it's fine to know he's here
oh that's
dude
nice
no you're welcome nothing
it's really
always appear
i see
that your pet
that's that i got
all my god
max when i need charges
look at this guy
so cool
his inventory is huge
set to follow somebody said in your track
what kind of armor can you put on them set to follow
epics is made by she's got a lot of shit
that's not going to be okay
oh what my god ex that is so cool
how did you get that? why did you scream a c*** in your face?
I don't know but it's so cool
he was like bald eagle
Holy...
Aw, I guess I'm missing a lot of items, uh, uh, you guys know where to go.
Your pants.
I have your pants, I have your pants.
Anybody else have some of this that I added before?
Nothing, nothing else.
Why do they call the Eagle Bold when it has hair?
Little bald spot.
What were they actually telling you, man?
They're about to find out why America doesn't have healthcare.
Get em boys.
Hey, is there anyone?
Yeah.
Yeah, more stages in this place.
And it's called Medicaid, and you get it when you finally turn 65.
Just gotta wait.
You'll get it.
Just wait.
Okay, Joe.
Who's that crowd at?
I had a crowd earlier, you know?
You are not the king.
I'm the king.
Classic.
Hey, Joe.
Yeah.
What's that block over there it's a spider guy it's Mike it was just one block ahead
what am I hearing I think it's like the bot I think it's night shades against the wall
or something multiple or some shit it's doesn't even sick man I say by myself I'm scared
I
Torches it's black you're likely to be eaten by something here. I don't have any
We lost them
They won't we had something we have any tortures on you Pete
Why are you punching my pants man, sorry sorry sorry sorry
Is he going to die?
There's a guy in here.
Go, go, go, go!
Alright, he's dead.
Another one in here.
Another group.
Invis group, dead.
I found a soulgazer, uh, Jesse.
Yep.
I found a soulgazer by the way, is that good?
Yo, just, you need to put a bed here, man.
Yeah, he needs a bed here.
That's my shit man. You guys keep looting me. Oh my god, I found it!
I really did, I thought I found it.
I've been hearing Soulgazer a bunch, I thought I just maxed one.
Dude, I'm not-
Why is it invisible, man? Why is it fucking invisible? Why?
Oh man!
Oh I just found a Soul Gazer!
Oh my god!
Dead.
No I don't think it's dead at all honestly.
I got 3xp.
Second one, do you?
Oh my god! I got a Soul Gazer guys.
Just put in the backpack, I don't give a fuck anymore.
I mean, we're gonna go over again, and we'll just go, let's just go.
Well, here though, it's literally all your shit.
I mean, we're playing literally the hardest mod on the hardcore ever.
Any pros can really do this, so...
I mean, even pros can't do this, unless you've played before.
Fucking impossible.
No one's ever beat this, by the way, Greek. We'll be the first ones.
Well first?
Ever.
No one's even made it this time.
The barely glue spot is dark, retort is it?
I don't have any, but we can grab some.
I'll go grab some from the other level.
Wait, I've got a carrot.
That ain't gonna work.
Guys, we have some above, though, no?
Yeah, we do.
I'm grabbing.
I grabbed two.
I'm on my way.
I grew out.
Yeah, I'm in your coach.
I don't see it.
I heard it.
Can I hear?
I knew I heard it.
It's in the room over there.
Is he in the room with us?
They're not me. No, it's not Bethan.
That's your boy. That's your boy.
He's stuck in a tree.
He's stuck in a tree.
We need the torches for the blues to stop sucking my balls.
I did. There's two torches.
now blame me I mean I would I'm active I'm very you're useless you do nothing
help group help Jesse wait it's a black room it's a black group
right that's what the next week 30 miles a race he slightly grew and it's a
light group
watch it
oh thank you
thank you thanks
yo is that what you use that thing at all or not?
i have a carrot
i mean
guys this door is an area
a fucking blight group
Yeah, Jesse, could you maybe do the thing?
Can you just have your pet kill it? Perhaps or no?
It's one! It's one! It's one!
Push! Push!
Got it!
It's like clear levels!
Bulk!
Oh my god.
20 levels, that's crazy.
Where's the bunker?
It asked me down there.
It's in here.
I got it here.
Quick!
On the floor, go, boom.
It's full.
Shall I use it on the mining?
Yeah, we should just give him max mining because he logs in offline in place.
Give it to him.
Yes.
In the world.
Yeah, we lost so much shit.
Holy fuck.
So what is it, what's in there, fighting?
Where is it?
X?
It's in the fuckin' backbump over here, man.
No it's not. Oh yeah it is.
I'm going upstairs and doing it.
Is anyone at my war axe?
Oh my god he just broke the fucking...
Hold on I have two obsidian this makes sense.
Cause we can break the one block it's fine.
Come on! Come on!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Green react!
He broke the one block, he broke the one block here.
I want to have the top just to do my XP.
Gimme bug, gimme bug, I'll XB.
Heh heh heh, XB.
Did you refill it? Did you refill it?
Yeah, yeah, I'm level 17 mining.
Uh, gimme weapon, please.
Troll, loot for saddle.
Any weapon, any weapon, please.
Yes! Yes, better!
Oh my god the pets going oh my Pog oh my Pag oh my Pallies
Niiiice!
Come on in there!
Holy!
Can I close it?
Schwall's tree trunk!
What is it?
I don't have a weapon.
I don't have a weapon.
I don't have a weapon
I mean, it's pretty fucking good. It's your pets still kicking ass. Give me anything. Give me anything. Uh-oh. Uh-oh
Close the door close the door close the door
Okay, load the backpacks full of your loot
Yep
I'm so rich. We're so rich and we didn't even okay. We got crystals this is bigger
Yeah.
Your crown's here by the way.
I'm not wearing it ever now.
Why?
Great, you have levels, right?
Er, no, I used them all.
But yeah, I'm 17 mining now.
You have no levels?
What? I need to get 19 mining.
No tops!
That's huge, that's huge.
Hell yeah.
Oh my god, I have 15.
quickly yeah I mean yeah I mean why are you doing that
okay I put it all in the book I put it all in the book
I mean why are you going around with taking levels of fucking torn the fucking game
come on do this shit man I'm gonna do the fucking book man what do you think
I used it yeah yeah I do we still have to be fucking come in you're gonna
fucking boss man okay you know what that's a fucking enough for me that's
it yo I'm being reminded I'm being reminded I'm being reminded I need my
I don't know this thing is like one shotting me at this is a really hard
mom
i don't want to i don't want to see a side of me i mean yeah he's just a
crackin if i can jump in
he goes through walls too
greek
let the beast out
uh...
uh... yes we must do a lot
what it is one of the reason i think it's not a lot of money is what it's
being something
but it's one
that
force to show a letter
That's all we need it.
Nice.
We need that for the saddle.
Yes!
Oh my god!
Wait.
That's when, like, actually?
Wait, we can make the saddles over.
Like for the rock?
Yes!
Wow.
Wait, where's the S-P book?
Uh-oh.
Yeah, on the ground.
I use the name.
Hey, let me see it.
No, the tusk.
I thought we looted the tusk.
I think I have what I want.
No?
I have two troll tusks.
Wait.
GG, GG, GG.
Put in the backpack.
I have your potion ring as well, here.
Yo, my face like a ladder thing, yeah?
I'm one off 19 then I can stop leveling mining then right
All right, you're sorry I'll stop though. I just go back on lucky
Why hey, what are we doing here? I mean is any as much what you hear?
Yeah, we need to kill all the mobs and get actually this is such good
No, but if we go home we could like max all this loot we just got we could just use it and then come back and own
Yeah also where's my brother anybody else? Oh, it's all good. Okay
What do I have this sword wait you have a put okay hold on X X have any of
You have a potion of recall or is that gonna take you back to the bed?
Trolls on then we need those walls
Okay, we're staying here then wait wait wait for more from that's more saddles
Wait is this a troll spotter I think so oh that's nuts
There's a lot of good use it
No
Yeah, open up. You get it?
Yeah, yeah.
Three, two, one, go.
I'm dead.
Okay, I mean...
Open up, go, go, quick, quick!
Hold on, I gotta grab my bag, uh, here you go.
Don't clap, Turkey.
Oh, I can't even use the tree trunk.
I'm not high enough level.
Oh my...
Oh my...
Oh!
Oh, I fucking killed somebody.
We can get this stuff out of my head.
Ow!
Oh, there we go. Sorry. There was a parasite.
Oh, give me the book.
Give me the book.
Boom.
I got it.
Open up, I need to get some loot.
This first if you go put this on and get ready
Yeah, heard you
Go wait give me blocks before I do this. I'm out of blocks. I can't use upsetting. No. No, it's fine. I got
I had fucking alien fucking brain sucker
what are we doing what are we doing we need to get out of here we need to get out of here
editor edit out every time we're TP and die it's like five minutes of content
It's a scarlet through these are this is way harder
It's getting lower though. I thought that made my hand this way. Yeah, he's low again
Fuck!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Chad, does he gotta give any good XP?
Yeah, I need the...
Jesse, no stick.
I didn't mean to do that, sorry.
You need to get a bed, bro.
This looks so good.
I didn't mean to just breathe in it.
breathe in it they fucking breathe in it and that might just be a spawner we need
to block this off
don't do it yet and I'm gonna get we need to all sleep together
Please.
Nice. Good shit. How much levels did you get from that?
Four. What did you get? Zero. You got it all.
One. Here's your amulet on the ground.
Okay, we need to get out of here.
Let's just get out of here. We can always come back. If there's a good spot, we can
probably just come in next time, right?
Yeah, 100%. Okay, I got that, Jesse.
We know where it is too. Is there any more lore now though?
Here take an enderpearl if you need it. Go in there enderpearl
Is there any loot in there that we need back there?
I don't think so. Let's just get out.
No. There's a troll, though. Do we not need the troll?
It's okay. It doesn't matter.
This one will be like that next time, right?
Alright. You remember where we need to go, right?
We need to come out of here, take a left, and go straight.
We hit the town with a waste of coal.
Just find a waste of coal that we're doing. It's not in that way.
It's pretty close to the town, though.
We're finally leaving.
Grig brought his bread. It's bad.
Here's what it is I need to get defense this actually thank you take this break I need to die
Come on. I got you
Well, I mean, I didn't mean like now now, but okay
All where the crown I think I think it's a bitch
What do you want to give me Jesse before what's that?
There was a group cloud, is that any good?
I don't have one.
The sword.
No, that works too.
It's broken man.
Well I gave you an iron sword.
I don't have it.
Oh you made a mistake.
He picked up the iron sword.
Drop me the iron sword.
No.
Oh, sure
Thank you already there. Yeah, yeah
Whoever has battle access to break this
Nice
So
I'm just enter purling bro. I can't oh my horse
Yeah
No, this weapon is garbage. It is so bad go left this way this way trust just follow me
and then we take the boat remember we went across the water it's right there I mean
weathered again uh guys oh my god jessie just run they're gonna clap you
I mean you just let me in the water
I heard you say do it
I want me to tell you it was just muscle memory of this
Man this biome why is it he's always so cancer though like everywhere we go we just get fucking cancered on it like I
It's just that place.
That place.
Terrible.
Also, why are we always low?
Like, we're always too low level to do anything.
I don't get it.
Like, what is the thing that we can do?
That's our level.
Well, we dumped all the levels into Grig's mind.
We spread it all the way.
Yeah, my mind is going to go up.
We need Grig to get some fucking hard crystals.
Like, out of one's room.
Yeah, bro.
You need, when you're going to, like, bro,
Bro, when we go to bed you need a mine for like 50 hours straight.
I feed up all night as well as you!
Oh.
Normal dungeon.
Oh my god, I forgot I golfed in the morning.
No, when I wake up in the morning...
If I have energy cause I'm old, I'll mine.
I'll do a diggy diggy house shoot, fuck it dude.
Wait, isn't that...
If I wait, if I manage to wake up, of course.
better here now
not that old right?
uh... you're thirty-three?
yeah
same age as G.D.
hold the nymph if you need any heals right here
i do need heals
yeah we got crystals in the back by now
he's not old but you're still like a young thirty you're not like an old thirty so
yeah you're not you're trying
thirty six though you're out
i'm just like you know i'm just gonna do drugs it's fine
i mean yeah
pull a hunter bite and fuck it
it's fucking go deep into tracking
looks like he had a good ass time i'm gonna lie
yeah
bro is straight ballin okay
he reminisces about it like i don't know
do you think the dumbest streamer is
I mean, I mean, in this call-way, I have to have containers.
I'm not stupid.
I get, watch, I'm a super califragilistic XP-Aulidosis, and you could fact-check it, too.
Like, legitimately fact-check it.
Like, I'm not dumb, and I know everything.
The WarDecal Slugbuggers.
Yes.
You're testing it to my hex?
Yeah, yeah, I got I can't like it. I could be popping it. I got more I got more juice
nice
My eyes are bugging man
I also know rhymes
Like what?
Bread bread bowls and ravioli cast a really really fully caterpillar on my really all the moldy windows, so you try that
Rads! Rads! Do not approach this! It's rads!
Holy rads, rads! You don't approach this as rads, rads!
Wait, that's actually pretty good. Not bad.
It wasn't rapping though, it was just rads.
Oh, okay.
Wait, another village here.
Ooh, maybe Waste Town, and we just get the hell out of here?
Yep.
Get all that. Check this.
I hear a c-
That's not it, that's not it.
plant all the shit we got don't know yeah we lost a lot of seeds dude wait what
like what I'm dying just from dying look my bed explore that oh okay then good
then that's where it's at wait no not as one of yours they be probably right I'll
check in a second on the seeds I got one tapped by a shadow cool
Jesse!
I already know.
No!
What the...
That's the wrong... up?
This one.
I just teleported to you.
Oh my god!
hold on, greek, don't die
you mean don't die, i'm not even near the spawn
wait
yo, what's up, welcome to my house
beds over here, food's over here
don't move, axon
we have to run back, we have to literally run back over there
At least we have the beds. I mean, we could have been like super fucked.
Wait, why this way?
Oh my god.
Why is it so miserable? Like...
It's just the hardest fucking mod I've ever played.
Ah, isn't it?
Is that what you well, Tim?
My pet peeve is the fact that, like, you need to spawn a million times
until you start playing the game.
Like, everything is over leveled, too hard, too, like, you know what I mean?
Well we have it on hard mode, as well.
I think. I don't know. I'm just like, at this point, it's like, I don't know. Like,
you know what I mean? Just lock it. It should be a bunker by.
We could maybe lower the difficulty, actually.
Yeah, I think we should.
Yeah, because we've already teleported, what, 150 fucking times?
The integrity's gone.
Yep.
Honestly, with two players, it's way harder.
It's not easier.
It's way fucking harder.
Especially at the PPP, that shit is.
Yeah, we're good.
Man, I'm dead.
I'm not sure this is the right way
Yes we're right there, we're there, we're right there
TP to me, slash TP on me
I don't have the guns
I died.
Please don't die, please don't die, please don't die.
Did you get it?
Your beast, your beast!
I have to find my base I died in earlier than I know.
Holy fuck!
I died to pole grain?
I set the difficulty to normal.
place ways here
I feel bad just like probably we can't do anything
so
I admit it I suck I suck
hey say that by yourself no I
Good man. I mean, I'm a good man. And they say
Guys I'm cooked I didn't see it is the shade that it should be right it should be there, right?
this biome has a shit we wither all the time like
dude
Okay, wait.
No.
I'm missing a ring.
I'm missing a ring.
No!
I need you to sleep.
I need you to sleep.
Together?
No.
It is fuck better.
What's happening man?
What's happening Mike?
I know this is like a bad dream.
Because I had a fucking ring worth a lot.
somewhere in here
I made it home, I made it home
I'm fucking hate it bro. Oh my god. I was going insane. You grabbed my loot, right? Oh, I mean some of it
Okay
You were just ignoring me like it's pissing me off. What the fuck? I really did. I was like bro like listen
I'm just talking to myself like getting that
I'm in the chest full of rocks I can't find a fucking bed okay where's your backpack though
did you have one I did I did have a backpack and it has fucking everything so where's that
Yeah, it was in the church, outside the church.
It was in the church.
I'm sleeping, by the way.
Go now.
I'm pretty sure all my loot's gone, unless you grabbed it.
Like, I'm confused.
Hey, can we sleep?
Great, lay down.
Yes, sir. Anything for you, sir?
Use fire drops on pet. What is that gonna do?
Yeah
50 level it up and where the fire drops that
Yeah, I do not have the loot so dude
You're throwing the game, there's no shot there.
No, I really don't, like where my area is, I went over there and all my loot's gone so
I assumed you grabbed everything.
The backpack was on the ground though.
on charge if it's only one though
yeah I lost on my loot
yeah
give me a little bit of exp here
well dude, we have like, dude, I put like a fucking, like, 300 season there, man
yeah, I don't know where it's at
he's level 2 now, my friend
I don't know how much stronger he gets with this
check if your backpack has a backpack in it
wait, is that the way to...
hold on
could you put a backpack and a backpack in a backpack?
in a backpack?
wait
it's not Tarkov
it's not Tarkov
I can put it on my shoulder.
Yeah, bro, like, can't be mad at me because I'm mad at myself but I don't have a backpack
anymore.
Okay, but dude, that was all the load though.
Well you have the XP tombs and everything, well it's just the seeds.
How do I put him to the side though?
I cannot believe that.
No.
I think that will jump on him.
No, no, Jesse.
That thing for absolutely...
It'll be on the ground.
It can out this one.
Like 100% it can't?
But it's a block.
It's a block.
it can't be fun I think it's in the ocean where you died in I died in the
ocean in the water yes oh oh oh you might bro you might have cooked you
might have cooked hold on oh you died in the water bro you just had to add
I had something to predict through the conversation, you just had to.
Oh my god, I'm going to...
Take the waste down and go back to our base.
Okay, I need some fucking...
...shubbles.
I can't go back to the base because these bloody things are here.
Well, why would I... did I just...
dude the fact I have to go through this shit again is just so crazy to me like wow
hey guys I just repaired it with two levels of fucking shovel
I can't even fucking where is there is there way we can get TNT to get more dirt
we can make it gunpowder we don't have gunpowder and shit and sand
I would not think he knows the other server I'm gonna break something last oh yeah the
I've been extra crazy by the way.
Some of your teammates are withering away.
I mean, you did with their window.
Oh, fuck.
Dude, we can make the troll shit, no shot.
What's our home called, even?
Jesse, the troll leather! Like, you motherfucker!
Well, the troll leather was in my back?
Back?
Yes.
I'm running back there right now.
Hey, Deho.
Don't we all?
Yes, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home.
Oh my god, I'm home!
Rick, I need a- I need a- I need a hoe.
Are you trying to bait me into old Greek because I'm tired and that's why brother I need okay
I mean yeah, I got one here
Thank you, sir
Okay, I'm just gonna sit here and rest while you guys do everything okay, cuz I've done a lot today
Okay, nothing
Is the water optimized at all or not?
You asking me?
Yeah, we did the plant here.
Is the water optimized at all?
Oh, yes, yes, yeah, it's 9x9x9x9.
Sure.
Count it.
Do you want me to type supercalifragilistic expilidishus again?
Oh my god, no.
Count it you want me to type supercalifragilisticexpialidosis again? Oh my god, not this shit. Not this skin again, please
Yeah, I've worked hard today, I don't care what anybody says. I have worked hard
But Rick you did fucking nothing
Yeah, I was the vibe guy somebody has to be the vibe guy. It's difficult
He's right. He's right
X what I
Can't find the water area. I
Just don't know from the village how to get there. I
Will go out. I got you. I'll do it. I I'm gonna probably start to cry
There's no
Yes, I'm waiting for you here
I'm coming I'm coming hold on it
Thank you
She went on Twitter and apparently the bug peanuts getting cancelled
The what?
What's going on?
The bug peanuts apparently getting cancelled now I don't know what
What are you doing?
I called that
They tried like nine times against a one like it just doesn't like it
I think it's because he said oh and I'm the next post after him getting cancelled
is roadblocks guys give an Eiffel tower to some other roadblocks
What?
I'll link it but don't show it on stream.
Don't link that.
What? I'm not...
Check this code, do not show this on stream.
Do not show that, you'll just get banned into me, so...
That was the second message.
Oh my god.
Do not show that on stream.
Oh, we're dying X, we're dying.
I don't know, but it's just a roadblocks character getting backshots
Oh, I thought it was like a Roblox that he said it.
It was like some fucking, like, I was like, what the fuck?
But, so what was it for the, because he said what?
Uh, uh, burp peanut.
But what did you do though?
It's because he said, somebody said something about the war or something, and he said he didn't care
if anybody got thingy because it's not his problem basically, which is true.
He can't control it, so why should he care?
That's not getting, it's not getting cancer.
I mean it's a little, it's a little, uh, instance and all, but on top for real, I mean, it's a little, I mean, you can't, you can't, if you care about everything.
Well, I don't know, I don't know what it is, I don't know what it is, but what's the quote exactly?
Say it, work for it.
I just can't remember, something along those lines, he's just saying he can't.
He said it in a bit of a, like, a joking matter, I guess, so I should pick this people up.
But honestly he's right, I mean you can't, things that are out of your control, you shouldn't
really like take too much nerd stuff because you can't do much about it.
Obviously you can send your kindness and regards and just hope things get better.
Why can't they run for me?
I mean he's literally just a peanut.
Why are they asking?
Have you seen the pig that he met when he was naked?
Why can't they fucking run?
You saw that like this he?
Yeah.
When he has his dick and balls out as a peanut, that's such a classic.
I love that.
So not like this, you see.
When he has his dick in bulls out, it's a peanut.
That's what you're closet.
I love that.
Damn, where'd you learn how to do that?
Oh, students.
You died, and then you're right here.
Watch out.
It's literally like a boss.
Pretty sure it was here.
This looks so familiar.
Can you see the McDonald's guy?
See you, like we're doing his big arc.
They don't even bite it.
That's fucking ridiculous, guys.
Yeah, and then there was like a Whopper one, but the Whopper that the guy ate was like the most pristine Whopper ever.
Yeah, exactly. There's not one like the non-Indian thing, like what like the consumers actually ate.
Yeah, no shot. A Whopper comes out always so ass. Like at least McDonald's is pretty consistent.
Like Burger King is just straight orangey.
Go back the wrong way.
We're gonna die again.
He was like, I'm just gonna take a quick bite of this and nibble a bit of lettuce.
And he was like, this is delicious.
I'm just saying.
And whoever's question markin' though, you must just have a good Burger King.
No, no, no, no.
Don't do it.
Yeah, the Burger King and the cheese is halfway off and melted on the box.
That's a classic.
No, it's like yellow lettuce and they put one rotten tomato on there.
They're enjoying it.
Like every time and then they scored like three times the amount of mayonnaise is posted
Yeah, when the cheese is literally melted like plastic like it's like plaster on the on the on the cardboard box
He's greedy and he can't even scrape it off. It's like stuck
I like the flavor of the meat like no, why is it why is this thing going down though?
Guys get to sleep please we can't
But you have to get these fucking dragon will not go down to my level. Oh my god, there's a huge tree over there
You see that? Oh
That's classic
And then the only thing there that's like kind of good is I don't even know if they have them anymore
But they were like the chicken tenders
Like the chicken fingers like the little ones or the classic chicken sandwich dude
This is fucking ridiculous, sir!
Do you like fish-o-lays?
Fish- fish- fillet? Or um...
Fish-o-lays, yeah.
Fillet- fillet-o-fish?
Yeah, fillet-o-fish.
Very rarely.
Like, I'll- I'll have a craving and I'll get it.
Well, is he ever gonna fucking go down?
Careful of that mob, it fucks you.
Sploosh, why did that mob see sploosh when you hit it?
I'm done yeah where we were is where I died 1000% like I know that's where I died
yeah that is where I died and then the next time I died did not die there you
died deeper
no, I really didn't have a bite
it was about two blocks deeper, you know
Jesse, dead spot
I'm dead, I'm just dead
I mean, I saw it on my, I can get the board, I think, give me a second
and also, Brigger, can you step better fries and then they ruined it
useless touch left, useless
and I died then
I'm over it. I'm gonna wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. I know you don't give me second
I'm gonna get the thing
All right, you got to grab your loot then we get we got a outro like I can't and I got a golf in four hours
Yeah, I'm I know I got a date with my girlfriend as well like in well, so we're delaying. Okay, then I need to go
I don't know fucking I need to go to space in four hours
I literally am going golfing.
I'm not alright.
Alright, I found it.
Wait, what did you say?
I found it. Jesse, Jesse, open my stream up now.
Jesse, just tip it up, tip it up, tip it up, tip it up.
Okay, I'm opening up your stream.
Okay, I opened it.
Get ready.
Right.
Jesse, I am...
Right here, you see?
Jesse?
Jesse.
I can't, I can't breathe!
Cassie?
Roll roll, we came in chief right, Delta Forte.
We came in chief earlier.
I'm gonna do this, this is just sadder.
Bro, I literally got a cramp.
Holy fuck.
I found where you died by the way.
I'm so sick I can't even laugh, oh fuck.
Oh my god.
I also fart.
I can't find your puzzle.
By what?
I can't find your puzzle.
Oh, the...
Let me see, burnt.
Burnt peanut.
I like falling for ragebait. I think it's funny.
They're saying like, you know that one meme that's like, we are young.
Hey!
Do you know that meme that is the burger place?
No, and it's a guy's with man buns. No, I can't explain
They're basically saying people who watch book peanut have man buns and they're like 30 years old
I mean kind of true, but still don't care. I don't care
Oh fuck, I can't believe I did that I sir bro. Oh my god
Um
Yeah, I guess I guess I'm a good people today. I think I'm under the gamble
All right, but you might as well covering chat. Look at this chat
You see that
It's honestly how my eyes look I
That's just normal gaming eyes no no no it's I have like a small allergy from
the from the address
like it's still recovering like it hurts everywhere and it's gonna itch them
have you flooded your eyes though like went into the shower and just looked at
the water just kept your eyes open yet I know that sounds pretty crazy if you
gotta do you gotta do like if you gotta get shit out of your eyes you
do what you gotta do. No. Okay. Um yo, what the fuck? Bro, you can tell me that Berman
generally thinks he deserves to live. That's a crazy 47,000 likes for this shit. What?
I know you probably me but I genuinely have no idea
I don't check any that shit I played video games that I go to bed fuck
everybody everywhere check the news you know thanks it sounds like I mean I'm
just like I don't get it I mean yeah it's it's like I think it's just the way
he said it which people didn't yeah but you're assuming that you know the thing
about everything in a sense yeah like but it's almost like putting yourself on
a pedestal where you're just like fuck everybody everywhere I didn't give a
the fuck and then it's like AOE like I can see why people get mad about that even though
I don't personally care I don't give a shit what he says.
Then at the point and then go go ask fucking go ask your mom your priest your fucking your
plumber about all the issues because I mean if you're asking a streamer go ask anybody
at that point I mean ask and require a perfect response out of everybody else out there
Anybody in any profession right now because what I mean, let's I mean
Yeah, I mean like I said, I don't really care, but that's that's why people are mad anyways
I think that's why the people took it. Well, I mean, I think people were mad. Anybody. Is it anybody?
The more the more status or the more kind of like
How do I say this?
Oil, if you have a lot of oil, you're more prone to being inflamed.
You think about, let's say, let's say, let's say, uh, Mr. Beast, right?
People can, uh, a lot will hate him because he's very successful, uh, he has a lot of
followers and lovers, right?
He has a lot of haters that are in the shadows, but they don't have much to go
at him about.
Like, to be honest, he doesn't have much to go on.
I mean, when we're trying to handle him for his things, oh, he worked with
this guy.
Oh, he's nearby.
Somebody who knows somebody that,
like, let's get it back.
His teeth are too white.
His eyes are not smiling enough.
Like, they don't have much to go on, right?
So if, let's say tomorrow,
it came out that Mission Beasts,
robbed a store a couple of years ago or whatever.
I mean, you would get fucking 500,000 likes
on any post talking about Mission.
Like, you would get fucking
five billion impressions in three hours over that topic.
Does that make sense?
That should happen too, right?
Like he had like a big thing
and it was like what everybody talked about for weeks.
Yeah, and it was still not much, right?
Yeah.
So like somebody like Burpita who has a,
is gonna big right now, right?
Has a lot of lovers, but has also a lot of closet haters
that they don't have much to go on about.
So like any small thing they'll go crazy about it.
it's gonna hard to get it
you know i mean
uh... i think some people just jealous as well that somebody's just live in
their dream and they're not living there's honestly
they just want to find a way to hate rubber in other words if you have a
rope and something happens and you cut the rope in half but then tie the two
pieces together like you know what because i'm too scared to grab my own
bunch of nails and stuff like that
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