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03-05-2026 · 10h 22m
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But we all here Jack
I'll go give you links shall we
Oh
Wait
Your oppa is off on my own time up as off streamer
Actually it's hard, I mean it's off stream hard. It's so hard
Yo yo Jeff both my orders arrived at the same time if I treat it
That's crazy!
Yo, yo, they're both waiting for one at the end of the game and the glass is crazy.
Oh, anyway.
Um, that's nice of them to do.
Maybe it's a challenge?
Can we actually hit this one or another?
Dude, why not?
Come on!
So baby don't go blind
Full cam too
What the heck?
Shoulda been working
I have to do it manually
What?
Yeah I don't get it, look
It doesn't switch on my scenes
The cord is loose.
Hold on.
Uh, you made a right.
Mary is shit. It's all about frozen Coca-Cola.
WSG Cup QC.
Yo, you call me fucking a wife?
Yo, yo, yo, you call me fucking a what?
Oh my God!
Yo, he was white!
Yo, he was right!
Mr. Well, so you the car montage is huge
Okay
I have a little time on this
Chao has a 2D
Chao
Chao, give me a freestyle emote, it reflects your movement
I pay your wages welcome to the jungle in the
I don't know if I'm not gonna get them we might as well recovering but it's better though
Yeah, I'm also walkie-ditch for government.
Yeah, I recognize that, I'm remembering that stream for you.
Should I stick some links, shall I?
Let's get into some stuff, shall we?
You're ex-QCN.
Ex-QCN.
You're winning this fight.
I mean, I guess.
I need you, daddy.
I pray for world's love you chat XQCLXQCLXQCL.
It's not a big update.
Also, I think bare of traveling friends would be very fun content.
Bye.
Eight or four months.
Stop with the crumbling toilet paper propaganda.
Four minutes superior.
I mean, I guess.
I need you, daddy.
I pray for world's love you chat XQCLXQCLXQCL.
QC LX QC L. It's a little off the market and I've been
Check it's just not needed it. That's all I'm gonna say
Yeah, I feel it's keep talking for me in more. I think I think it's not it's just it's just superfluous
QC sauce. It's not like a big doubt. It's like it's like what cod I'm pretty sure probably wishes
How the product was not used and that's not good big boy because I'm into the real it's a fucking video game
It's all it's made to be like dumb ass shit are a fun online video game
So whole point like the video game. So like seeing that the product used in the exact way that it's not is
incorrect
It's the re-optimized. Let's go chat 56
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
If you're a massive corporate company like Xbox and you post about a project, you fall
off.
I don't care.
I don't care.
But he says that I was a bit about to stake it.
If you're a massive corporate and you post about a project, it's like, oh, a few engineers
are working on it.
What a cool project.
You fell off.
You released massive products when shit is ready, with a full branded name and you fucking
locked in.
You don't give me this shit.
Like, we've been doing this quirky work in the garage, like, bro, you have billions
of dollars.
Fuckin' give us some shit that's actually noteworthy, motherfucker.
You feel me?
You're my best friend.
Yeah, you're one of us. Even though we shout each other. I think it's all out of love. Yeah, it's all that's all
I can't
Yo, you're more than like a cow, you're an imbecile!
F*** you!
Bro, save some air for the rest of us and some option for the rest of you big-out-nose.
We all wanna breathe, bro. We all wanna breathe.
F*** you.
That is so funny.
I don't wanna play ghost. I don't like that.
All right, Jeff.
Fresh, never-frozen beef, our Applewood smoked bacon, our brand new bun, our square burger
cooked on a flat grill, amazing, absolutely wonderful.
Dr. Burger.
Yo, the McDonald's guy bade everybody to eat their slop bullshit.
Like, that's crazy.
This guy had this fucking engineer burger to perfect it in a fucking lab.
They had a fucking, an army to please lock in.
They had a perfect fucking Big Mac to get one bite.
But in every seal to eat some fucking dog shit.
I actually made it.
This is exactly the way a great hamburger should be.
You gotta top it off with a fries and frosting.
Excellent.
Bees fresh.
Ew.
Ew, what is your problem?
Never frozen beef.
He did what?
Fuck you.
Excellent.
These fresh, never frozen beef are applewood smoked bacon,
are brand new.
Guys, I do this when I am out with my family.
And we're eating a humble meal at Wendy's.
Fuck you.
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That was an excellent part.
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polite one man was a complete shock
i said a little spooked when chinese
drove number four
king for
oh yeah see i'm trying to
i might get slimed out today
i'm trying to tell ya okay
so look how did you learn how to rap
like that you're really nice
like you look you got some
She said when she just started she had a dream about King Barnett.
You had a dream about King Barnett?
The ghost of King Barnett?
He talked her inside her dreams on the ground and some skills.
Some rap skills.
I need you to be all your best, best doody today, sir.
Uh-huh.
Jeff.
Jeff, I think I'm going to say it.
Let me get you on the chair.
OK, so literally, right?
In the dream, like, what happened in the dream?
Could you tell the dream?
Yeah.
Just, uh, when I sleep, and then
He's like an Arabian, he's like a chandler in a company.
So like, she would say like King Bob in her dream was like the genius from the...
Oh, the genie, what do you mean?
Yeah, the genie.
So in the dream King Bob was a genie and he came out of pot.
It was a regular pot.
Or was it like a god damn shit?
What do you mean?
What they got in Chicago?
A knocker.
He just eats a box.
Yeah, just the pot.
Just the pot?
Then he's a pervert.
Guys, um, crickets.
Dot dot dot.
Crickets dot dot dot.
Chat.
You know what they say, chat?
You know what they say?
This is a pbm this pbm that all that right?
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Did you just do that right? I bet you none of these fools have a
blue raspberry slushie
None of them have this shit
Too easy.
You can only have one of those when you have to go.
Anyway, cherry is good.
It's a little bitter.
Cherry is a little bit strong on the end of the tongue.
It's got, it's got a, it's got a, ooh, ooh, ooh.
And that hurts.
um
You know what I mean
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Hello poogie back, and you please me alpha chats
Claiming my emote ps another bad take
Um...
Okay.
Okay.
New record, and a high sale price for the Linkardia.
One-on-one Squidward's...
$50,000?
Unk got streamer of the decade and decided to go part-time with it
No, no
You could be a bit nicer to Greek sometimes
Fuck that loser
Okay
Well, sure, I would buy some of these packs, but I don't even know where to get them.
True.
True.
Or you fall from the top of the little balcony thing.
Change all oh I'm wounded and you're french fries and the vanilla falling back
It's one of the best classic ever eat classic work classic it XQC L
Jays I'll do it
Yeah, I
47 months can you welcome me to the jungle so I can blaze your war analysis
What what's up got from the work?
On your stream right now. Thank you, mr. Cow XQC L
baddies out bro i go i'm just trying to see the baddies in his grease
hi xqc been watching you for almost seven years now can i get a welcome to the jungle
okay
is that xqc?
really bro?
well xqc?
really?
bro where the baddies out bro i go i'm just trying to see the baddies in his grease
Really, you know, he's gonna fall for that. Blondie with XC memes, I can say.
Yo, I was more than this. Actually, I'm like, yo, I was, yo, I was not, I was not more than that.
My editors, oh, you guys can see?
Oh, I shit my pants.
Um, chat. I really want to, um, do a stream chat and do all the reaction, but I guess I'm a really good poster.
I don't know.
I mean.
They, uh, she was like the hook you're going to.
Oh,
I'm going to like.
No.
I don't like anyone.
That doesn't make excuse.
Yo.
You're,
you're,
yo, who is this Chad?
Yeah.
I don't know fucking what you're saying.
It's really spicy.
Hey dude, it's time to talk.
Yo, yo, if you're watching this shit...
Yo, go go go in there shi...
Call that fucking shit.
Yeah, let's go!
I don't like the L.A. the sea, like the pokey language.
Oh, man.
The policy man, I'm here late.
No.
I don't like anyone that's hard
That's actually funny as shit.
Holy, holy shabby.
I cannot.
Dan B, only, three key viewers.
I shouldn't lie, man.
Well, I didn't read that anyway.
They, baited by a fucking,
a kicker in their career is insane, by the way.
That's crazy.
Okay, what is that?
I
Work for a kid that way you will shock you
Chat chat can I just eat this for just like five minutes?
Yes, once I eat my food. I guess I'm gonna be so locked in. I mean, I guess we'll be having a strength to fucking care the whole world
Okay
Just one small video
Check.
We are living in the Yellow Submarine.
This drunk suspect crashes into multiple vehicles while fleeing from police.
Police.
This other female suspected of drunk driving tries to do field sobriety testing during
a storm.
And as the storm gets worse and worse, so does her attitude.
So you said you've had your inside, you've got an open inbox in your vehicle.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna ask you to perform field sobriety test tonight, just to make sure you get something to do with it.
Well, I literally...
I understand that.
I live right there.
I understand that.
I drive.
I understand that, but...
I pulled you over and you were already on your own vehicle.
So I have to make sure, since you have alcohol, you've admitted to it, you've got an open drink in your car, and...
Hey, right here.
You're dealing with me.
And you got glassy blood shot ice.
No, I've been crying.
I understand that.
Okay.
Like, I'm crying.
Okay
You're the one who's operating water vehicle. You don't have a possess
So
You think that Jeff if you think you think that crying goes women. I mean you're loser
Okay, it sounds like it's about to storm. Okay. So what'd you like to do?
I meant to say that you don't...
Whoa!
No, don't walk away from me, ma'am.
Don't grab me!
Don't grab me!
Don't grab me!
Don't grab me!
Step back over here, please.
Don't grab me!
Don't grab me!
Don't grab me!
Don't walk away from me, ma'am.
Can you go away, please?
Yeah, I'll have him stand back here.
Like, is there two?
Yeah, it's me and him.
In one vehicle.
No, there's two spots back there.
Well, why?
Because I think one can be.
Okay, hey, hold on.
You're not gonna tell us how to run and stop here, ma'am.
Okay?
I'm nice we respond in tools to any kind of traffic stop and call for service
Man, I was sitting I was sitting down here
Did you did you see like hold on from man? You drove great past me and I happen to know your car
I happen to know that you are the bolt
Forward that is suspended I couldn't afford
Okay, please put that on the trunk of your car
Yeah, she can afford to fucking vape out
What I was going to do.
Oh, man.
I was going to do this.
I'm just asking you.
I don't need the attitude.
That's what I was going to do.
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to give you attitude.
I'm just very...
Okay.
Okay.
Well, we got to deal with all the issues here.
Step back over here for me, please.
I'm going to explain the tests.
I know what test is.
You don't have to explain it.
Okay.
I have to explain them by state law.
The first test is the horizontal gaze and stagnus test or the HGN test.
Would you like to stay out here in the rain or would you like to go on to
I want it on time right here.
Okay, I'm gonna be watching your eyes and your eyes only.
So I'm gonna move the tip of my pen
back and forth in front of your eyes.
Can you please take your glasses off
and set them on the hood of your car for me?
I'll put them there.
Okay, can you see the tip of my pen?
Okay.
Yes or no?
Can you see the tip of my pen?
Okay.
Yes or no?
Um.
Here, hold on.
Yeah.
I'll tip my pen with your eyes and your eyes only.
Oh yeah.
here. I'm just going to go
up to the window for you.
Dave for safety. Let's get off
this road. There's a tree just
crack over here. All right, we're
going to move you're going to
come with me. All right, Go
ahead and step in for me. Step
in because we're not going to
stand out here in the pouring
down rain and do this. So
step in. Sit in the squad car.
What's in there? My bag. All
All right, let me get speedy.
It's not like I'm trying to be a bitch.
Oh, sorry, I didn't know my bag was back there.
I don't go to jail for trying to...
What is it?
Crimes.
You do what's a crime.
Well...
What?
Operating water volks, you do the OWI, that's a crime.
Okay, sure.
Well, we'll see how the rest of this plays out.
What you do, they can.
I think it's 30 days in jail for 11 lives,
but it's not really enforced that much.
Let me find the drink.
All right. It smells like weed in here, yep.
That's not weed.
It does.
That's what happens when you seize weed.
It smells like weed.
But you know the reality is the lie.
I mean, the reality is the lie.
So we're gonna start the test over.
He's not one.
Well, he's my backup officer.
He's not gonna say anything to you.
No, I don't want him to watch.
I don't want him to be here.
I don't want him.
Okay, ma'am.
I don't like it.
Again, we're gonna start the test over.
When people are upset, their eyes do weird shit to you.
Okay.
That's your opinion. I'm going to train. I'm going to look for what I'm trained for.
You can go do your own thing.
Thank you. If I need you, I'll let you know.
Thank you.
Okay. So, I'm not going to ask you to do the test again.
If you refuse, I'm just going to arrest you.
I just want you to follow your eyes and your eyes only.
Keep your head still.
Just keep your head still for me during the test.
Am I not?
All right, the last one is just going to be checking your eyes going vertical, and I just want you to follow it upward, follow it vertical.
All right, one more time.
All right, you can relax a second, I'm just going to make some notes quick.
Based on all my observations tonight, ma'am, I believe you to be under the impairment of alcohol.
Okay, so would you like to provide a PBT sample?
If I say no, you're arresting me, correct?
get arrested either way. Oh, can I ask why? Because I saw the clues that I need to
see you during the tests. I'm freaking out. Okay, ma'am. At this point in time, you
are under arrest for operating motor vehicle while intoxicated. How am I
under arrest? Because I just told you you were under arrest. But for driving without a license.
You're driving well under the influence of alcohol. O.W.I., operating while
intoxicated. But I'm not over .08. Well I give you the opportunity ma'am.
I don't need you a base based on the clues that I've seen I believe you to be under over the legal limit
So you'll have your day in court. You're under arrest. Do you understand?
I'm not being anything ma'am. I'm doing my job
Okay
You have to be in handcuffs, okay, I gave you the option to walk over to my squad car
Yeah!
Run or us?
I was kidding.
I got her.
Not bad!
You took that for running, man.
I was kidding.
No, that's not kidding.
Here you go.
Bring your feet in.
Alright, stand up.
I gave you the option.
My left is a little tight.
This is what I mean.
I don't know.
Let me go.
No, no, no.
I don't know.
Let me go.
I don't know.
Let me go.
You're underneath them.
Step into the car.
No, no.
We've had your opportunity.
You don't listen to me.
You have your opportunity.
You don't listen to me.
But also lose this.
We should probably not lose it.
She was a very certain, little out on my car.
I had to exit my body, my mind.
Cassey was charged with resisting obstructive possession
of THC, possession of drug paraphernalia,
operating a vehicle while under the influence,
operating a vehicle with a revoked license,
operating a motor vehicle without insurance,
possession of open intoxicants in a motor vehicle,
and bail jumping.
She is innocent and less proven guilty in a court of law.
Cassey was caught in her attempt to flee.
This next suspect wreaks havoc on multiple vehicles while fleeing from police.
There's no euclides pop up the guns.
Jack, Jack, is that something?
Nah, I'm here whipping that thing.
I'm gonna put these in vintinos, so the cigar bar just got out.
You know what, I got one because the EU doesn't have freedom of the information actor.
Or will I have to run a marathon to find players to kill against?
Hey, come here!
There is it!
Come here!
47 months.
Stop!
Wow.
Can I get a welcome to the Grand Lakes?
I just got out of here.
No.
Just get out.
Turn over.
You asked for $10,000 and you can't even chill like that.
You go to jail.
I was just in the jail.
Put your arm back around behind you.
Put your arm behind your back.
I'm just talking. I'm doing it.
Start listening.
What happened? Stop it.
Put your arm behind your back.
Stop resisting. Put your arm behind your back.
Oh
I don't know what happened. I was just 25 hours and a son told them to do that.
I don't know what happened. My son was taking me home.
So far I think she's killed three to five people all the way down 41.
I got damaged on that day. Does anybody have a car with you?
No.
I don't know.
I was just waiting at the light.
Crashing into the, uh, she pulled him through without the help of the police.
Did you see anything on me?
I've got a few more deputy cameras.
I don't have anything on me.
Oh, no, this one's about to get too thick.
I don't have anything.
Jack, Jack, Jack.
I don't know some of y'all, but when he has the gene, the gene, see this,
gene, see that.
You know, the guy has my phone number, my Twitter, and my discord.
If he doesn't call, you know, like, you see, you have to have a phone number,
you know, have to have a phone number, you know, you have to have a phone number,
you know, you have to have a phone number, you know, you have to have a phone number,
If he doesn't call, you know, like, he's like,
Jay-Z needs help putting on his new diaper.
Jay-Z needs help crossing his street.
Jay-Z is calling because he needs you to install his new,
like, dude, like, fuck off, like that, bro, bro,
you can tell him anything, he's gonna just call me.
Is that ego?
He's gonna call me if he wants something from me.
Like,
I didn't get her name or anything,
she has her son's car, okay.
It would be ego to assume that he needs my help for everything and then have to be the foreman.
Like that would be the opposite.
That would be ego.
Hit the curb, blows your tire and just like the whole way down, like swerving all over the place.
That's unbelievable.
Are you Janice?
Yeah.
Janice.
Yeah, I'm going to go on my tree.
She crashed and fell in the water.
Took off, not in.
What? What was her name?
Stop, she said no.
That's her coming, like, switching lanes.
I was like, oh, she nailed the curb.
Like, she's a pullover.
So I was following her.
I said, she's speeding.
I'll see you smoke.
And she's swimming.
I said, uh-oh.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Was that three?
Yeah.
And that's her son's car.
You're hurting my car.
Be quiet.
That's why you shouldn't run.
Or resist.
Oh, yeah.
Show me that.
She just got out.
She just came from behind.
She's watching the law.
Is that going to shoot from it?
Two-mile-an-hour run.
This suspect, Janice, was charged with leaving the scene of a crash.
Two counts of Felony aggravated fleeing, eluding with injury or property damage,
resisting obstructing, and Felony fleeing eluding a law enforcement officer
with lights and sirens activated.
She was adjudicated guilty on the charges of leaving the scene of a crash.
One count of aggravated fleeing, eluding with injury or property damage,
and resisting obstructing while the other charges were dropped.
She was sentenced to three years of probation
and given a one-year driver's license suspension.
Notice how some people don't want to escape police
They actually want to escape the moment closing in on them and their first encounter decision was already forming before the cut
That's true.
I actually have a friend who um, actually I don't
um
Well, I know somebody who was a printer's car and ran away and
got away with it. Is that crazy?
Um, no, not me, I wouldn't even do that. I mean, Lord.
Oh, bro. That was your violence.
Chat.
Tell me, Bill, why does that make a wrap, sir?
Um...
Alright.
Excuse me, Smokes.
I really thought there was a live event happening today.
I think I had to see what it was and check it out.
The chair was telling me about it.
Maybe I'll watch who knows.
Oh!
It's a Buddha!
I'm really dumb.
Is that AI?
Is this AI?
Yeah okay. Oh man. Hey, lame.
My power is absolute. That heights no one's even dreamed of. But I have a big character
at best to me.
Praise be. And what is it?
Alright, let's get to work, yeah?
We think that Homelander is looking for the V-1.
This fought its first iteration of compound V.
If Homelander got his hands on some, it'd be immortal.
We need to run, while we can, however we can.
Nah, we hit him with the virus while it still works.
Pickle every fucking sip on the planet.
Oh, I enjoyed the show for about a season, a season and a half of it, maybe two seasons,
mate.
I need you, father.
Did you fuck me?
What?
Just some kind of incest thing?
No!
What the fuck is this?
We need to prepare America for my Ascension.
You one of us now?
Well, if you can't bait him, join him.
Then fuck it, bait him.
Are you the hero now?
This is our last chance.
The only thing we have left is hope.
If he does superhero things in chat, then I'm not gonna watch it. I'm not watching it because he's a fucking hypocrite then
Is it is it gonna be an anti-hero? He's gonna do some hero shit? Then I'm not gonna watch it
Beta male shit, bro. Who am I right?
Ba-ba-ba-ba-3
Those who seek to destroy me, they won't believe us. They're backstammers.
I offer oblivion.
Oh no, I didn't want to do the D-Tank.
No, I didn't want to.
And he has to get the weird eyes, right?
Here's the weird eyes though, no?
In the White House?
Very cool, man.
What else do we got today, Jack?
Anything cruel?
What is this?
What is this?
Yes.
Deserve what?
Deserve for what?
Deserve for what?
Saying he doesn't want to fight this war and that is for Israel?
That's what you get.
He broke the head of a Marine.
These people are absolutely and completely addicted to optics.
All they care about is how they're seen.
Americans are gonna go to war under a false pretence he cares this is what
being American is all about Osmogol it's not siding with its reticent is that
is that how the army works Joe not for government getting people to die for a
lie it's the people standing up against tyranny shouldn't have put yourself in
that situation he's trying to put him in a situation where he's dying to run
They do
We're not leading and defying defying orders exactly. Yeah
Do you know this country started there were defying orders by dumping the tea in the ocean they flipped over the boats
Look at this. Come on. The smugness here is insane. She's at the Boston Peabody
So the sinner helped drag this piece of shit out. Oh
Oh my god. Yo, I just popped off. I just said that. Yo, holy chat. When you get to the
yesterday, I guess I felt the power flow through my veins. I, yo, I actually felt the power.
Calling a veteran a piece of shit. Yo.
You put your life on the line for this country or so you think and look at the way you
get treated. Oh my god.
Damn bro, you broke your arm all for nothing and now you're going to catch a charge.
That's sad.
Bro, you want him to die for nothing.
He's going to apologize for this statement.
You're going to apologize for this statement.
I remember when you said the Palestinians are subhuman and then, you know, you got
that.
I think war is an interesting topic in the current Indian age.
I know we're all developed countries.
that there's no wars but there are so I mean what what what war should people go
to what people what war should they get assigned to or should be deployed to I
mean none all it's a typical topic here I feel like it because I mean it's there
are many things at the day right? If you're in the army and it's a job you would get it
given orders you go to war right? I mean what well other than the any any of it
And just just there's the core fundamentals of the army and not not is whatever I'm trying to get at but
Play some games John
So the point okay, what's the point then?
I mean am I wrong I don't care if you are French Canadian just don't do it in front of me
Yo
You fucking racist I can have a you said that about about my people
Don't come at us like that with that energy, you weirdo.
Oh boy, what'd I do?
Hello, excuse me.
I do.
Happy 43.
Yes, sir.
Oh boy.
What did I do?
What did I do?
I looked like someone you were looking for.
Jesus.
They finally added crime to the crime.
Wait, what?
When did this happen?
What?
I brought it to the title of our videos these days,
but a lot of them were pretty opinionated
and generally not as good in Lebanon.
The fact that you think that they're good videos now
is a bit odd, but I think it's gonna be a reverse.
I think what before was more about,
oh, here's a topic and we're gonna look into it,
whatever, but now it's a little bit more like,
I have a theory and I'm gonna go towards that theory
in this video, and I don't enjoy it as much.
Like the video with the Jewish invasion ever,
So just because currently in the current meta of 2026,
the meta is anti-Semitism.
Okay, and you can use the question mark
while you want, I don't care,
I don't understand why this is like this.
There's Israel and the Israel elites,
what they're doing, the officials,
the people that do the war, they whatever,
there's these guys, right?
And then there's the Israel residents, right?
And then there's also a judicial, right?
And I think because one is the thing,
then everything that they get shit on every,
on the other two, I think it's fundamentally incorrect.
These guys, let's say in the time of our video,
they spawned in America, okay?
Spawned in America, they do their thing,
study their book, whatever, chillin'.
They do their own thing and they go,
Oh my God, now it's Jewish invasion and blah blah blah.
And it's like, I'm not very resistant to that.
I think it's kind of unfair for them.
I think it's letting them, I think it's like.
And I think that energy, we didn't see that
or feel that in the other years
because if they released it on business,
they would hate any other year.
They would hate, if they, if they, if they,
or they're only investigating this,
why not two years ago?
One of five years ago.
One of, oh, only can now because they only sit on business
when they have the backing of the fucking
of whatever dumb ass messes, but it doesn't mean
that they're correct, I don't know.
They kill the same people.
You think that the Jewish guy that has a fucking family
of whatever in that neighborhood,
living under the poverty line,
is fucking, is fucking bombing people?
Dude, fuck off.
But, somebody says I fuckin flip phones and shit, if I prepaid cellphones and shit.
Like, they're not fuckin balding anybody you dumbass.
Like fuckin annoying man.
EAT THE END
What do we know?
Dude.
Dude.
Nobody gives a gizmo- what should we do today?
Like...
Hey here's another one, here's another one.
Somehow, he post-he posted another one somehow, I didn't even know.
Like...
And watch never-before-seen content I can't upload on YouTube
Like
Like this is just like these guys I
Chuma both in spawned in America just chillin in their own thing
And it's like all these narratives and all this what other countries elites are doing what these are the all falls onto them
What did you think you fucking nothing? I'm not even assuming you look at the video
So, like, what does it fall on them?
So what it's done is that if your country
and your ethnicity or whatever the fuck
doesn't mean bad next year,
I can fucking shit on you relentlessly for no reason.
Oh, oh, dude, you're from Mars.
You're fucking Mars and a child bomber moron fuck.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Oh, you're from Mars, man.
You fucking alienite?
Fuck you.
Like, well, I guess,
if the aliens of that kind did some bad things,
I mean, you can voice that any other year.
Why do you have to wait till the fucking public
is sort of against them to avoid the criticism?
I think it's unfair.
I think it's unfair.
I don't do it.
I think nobody's talking about this
Because if you do then you're fucking oh guys, you're a big yahoo glazer blah blah blah
I don't think it's like that at all then I think you can actually separate that and not be a fucking asshole to people that
Have done another you know literally shit and a lot of these guys
They don't even agree what's going on there. They they a big portion of you guys
They're actually on the
Palestinian side
Ideologically and I think it's really sad that like they they stick to shit from everybody else
That I flagged once in vain Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
Spent show they supported that yo, I know the biggest supporter you got my little buddy
You're gonna be a little buddy. Yo yo the whole squad but you guys they fucking love this shit
Are you fucking kidding me? Well, they cannot they cannot they cannot they cannot hold their excitement for this shit
So come on, bro
like
Come on, man
It's not about what it is in there, it's that your order parity is completely incorrect,
it's completely flawed.
Always look behind me and you're a guest.
Nope, you gotta build.
Alright, check if you can get an ex-QCL and welcome to the jungle.
Oh yeah, not it.
You've really woken up the libtards with this ex, got to get everyone involved in chat.
W Engagement Farm, XQCM.
Oh, it's fine.
Is that...
Um...
Little Andy is always...
Guys, don't do the racism.
Don't do the this, don't do the that.
But holy shit, when somehow the wind flips around,
around, holy fucker, that the actual, the hatred that they put out is fucking limitless.
It is genuinely, and somehow the narratives are usually laced with violence.
And it's fucking abysmal.
I'm tired of hearing it, man.
It's just annoying.
I get off my day with this shit.
R slash crazy ideas.
I don't know.
Really?
Oh, it's so good.
There was a post that I screen shot of the other day from my user cheesemaster,
Master 66 and the title of the post is a blanket that jerks you off and then in the body of the post
it says maybe with some kind of AI technology it is it is the most needed idea the porn industry
The, the, the gooner side of life is the, the, I call this chat, the dark side of the moon.
Okay.
Everybody does it.
Everybody wants it.
Nobody speaks about it.
It is one of the most untapped industry in the history of economy.
There is a world.
It's a trillion dollar business.
And not like one and a half trillion, oh, it's a trillion dollars, whatever.
I'm six degree in common. No, no, no, no, no, dozens of trillions of dollars industry.
Actually, I'm not, I'm not getting any of this, I'm not getting any of this.
That is completely untapped. If you just look at the density
of how many people consume that on the internet, like, like content like, let's say,
Plumber doing it. It's it's it's happy on it
I actually hate my fucking life thing I actually gotta quit being I'm gonna fucking freak. I'm gonna break my computer in
I cannot believe I just fucking lost 10 days like that bro. Oh, um yo
But
You see clips
Um, chat, yeah, there's something that he's supposed to do, he's getting deleted.
Chat, I thought all of these are getting deleted.
Yeah, yo, do I have a VPL?
I don't know, uh,
Emmy responded to my
claims that she obviously defamed me.
Oh, just stating her emotional truth,
not some statement of decisive fact.
Gosh.
Oof.
So is this, is she walking back the essay claims?
Oh, I'm anxious it was right then yo yo I
Was right and I got shit on for it as fucking always I
what I was I
Was it on the fucking money one to one directly on and I got fucking relentlessly shit on for it
You know, that's not that's my emotional truth
You know, that's not a statement of facts
It's my emotional truth.
What the fuck is an emotional truth, then?
Bro, the damage is done, dog.
Emotional truth statement of fact.
This game over on this case.
Interestingly, that Benson case also directly dealt with the question of whether accusing
someone of SA constitutes defamation.
There the daughter used the term SA without explaining exactly what occurred between her
and the stepfather.
the first amendment complaint. There the court had to benefit of the daughter's entire statements
or review. You're arming on that. The court held because the Texas, you know,
Chai, is this like a like case law legal briefs that thing? Are they are they are they? Okay,
yeah, it makes sense. defines criminal offenses as as a anguera published a statement that Chris
had as aid her without further explanation, the words Guerrero used were reasonably capable
of a defamatory meaning, an example that Chris had committed a criminal offense against
her.
Well, I want to be insensitive, but the way that the story was said when it happened,
I mean, I gave it some pushback because I thought, yeah, that's not what that looks
like. Um, video, I want to speak to us directly about this doesn't have to be a
heated debate in this conversation. There could be mutual respect. I think
overall we have similar objectives and the back and forth stuff. It's getting
a little annoying. Anybody is just kind of saying, why should you go get
brainwashed as this? I don't need I don't like there's no reason to resort
to personal attacks. I don't need to do that. Like he's not doing that.
why would I do that? Is this the, is this the, I guess, I disagree with Volta, of course.
Why are you just getting deleted though, you know what I mean?
Or like your perception?
Yeah, I guess.
What is this?
It says that I was evil as well, I found the copies under a weekend.
Wow.
Because Midskift, they will Brigade it, can I be honest with you?
I should get bought and Brigade it all the time, when it's about debunking the Midskift
shit, it gets removed and whatever.
I think it's fucking weird.
I think this sound section is getting crazy
I don't understand it
It's over guys. It's over.
You arise to challenge fate and lead their brethren to fight.
Chad, while fans need to get over this, okay, while fans need to understand the demographic
of people that can't play this game doesn't play this game anymore. The fucking chuds
at home like the fucking like lonely dude beard guy they don't play the game
anymore they they're either too old or they've moved on you know you know
play this shit fucking Ron's girlfriend plays his shit you know Ron's girlfriend
plays his shit that's the target audience so yeah this is fucking
tell for them I'm based at it I played it's I played a rather lich king okay I
played it miss a pandaria I played a cataclysm and I fucking move I moved the
fuck all of my life okay and if you didn't do that that's on you it's not
I'm blizzard it's on you for them over now, buddy. Yeah, I mean
Um, I'm a wrathful gladiator. I'm a relentless
gladiator
I'm a vicious gladiator. That's what a wrathful gladiator
That's who the fuck I isn't
Okay done
I was R1, but on Cyclone.
Where is he?
Okay, I lied it.
What?
Top of a habit.
Oh, hell.
Jack, is this my teammate, Jack?
Where is he?
What what you know what you have 14 months these kids are made to the people look to make
people look bad okay but our six is a shit fucking game I don't know what he says you
We play the game, there is 65,000 type of items on the wall, in the wine bottles, inside
the railing.
That one's invisible, but it's a projector 30 miles away.
Oh, oh, oh, this is a jumping mine.
Like, fuck you, you're making it look bad, I don't get it.
I laughed.
I don't even know what killed him.
I don't even know what killed him.
what what what what happened okay well okay okay okay I mean that is like that is a type of bar water
members of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard the military and the police to lay down their arms
They're only going to be killed.
And now is the time to stand up for the Iranian people
and help take back your country.
You're going to have a chance after all these years
to take back your country, accept immunity,
we'll give you immunity, and we'll be giving you
really the right side of history,
because that's what it is.
So you'll be perfectly safe with total immunity,
or you'll face absolute harm and death.
I want to discuss, in greater detail, the expansion of advertising in your department
under your tenure.
And I believe you testified regarding some of these matters yesterday in front of the
United States Senate.
In particular, I want to discuss the department's $200 million, $220 million ad campaign.
This is the ad campaign that featured you at Mount Rushmore.
You're familiar with this ad campaign, correct?
I am familiar with it. It was an ad campaign that was...
I'm asking some questions about the amount of secretary, so...
Two hundred twenty mil for ads?
As I understand it, this is two hundred twenty...
They're gonna just post a good name.
...that campaign. It's split between two contractors.
One of those contractors got a hundred and forty-three million dollars.
That contractor is called Seath America Media, correct?
Correct.
Oh, it's all defraud.
the fraudulence.
The company is affiliated with a former political director of the National Republican Congressional
Committee.
Now, yesterday you testified, I think I'm quoting you right, you said, quote, in reference
to this contract, that, quote, it went out to a competitive bid.
Do you stand by that statement?
It was a no bid contract where two vendors were...
It was a no bid contract.
If it would have been a no big deal, I'm using that correctly, it goes out to two different
vendors.
Correct.
So it was not a competitive bid.
Let me try to explain the discrepancy because a competitive bid is very difficult.
So it's like a friend that has their shit and they get a crutch out of it.
I have that contract because it's not, they're not even bidding, they're just getting
the contract.
Again, I'll quote, it went out to a competitive bid is untrue.
The reason we know it's untrue is because under federal law, your agency is required
whenever the agency decides to skip competitive bidding to file a notice with the public explaining
why.
And in this case, your agency filed a notice.
You're aware of that, right?
Justification and approval for other than...
If you do this shit, I don't get to do it if she's fired.
How does that help the government?
How does that help the people, the taxpayers?
If the taxpayers pay 220 million for some fucking garbage rubbish, okay, then it should come out of their bloodlines all
Them and their families should be burdened with paying that money back to the taxpayers if you filled your pockets with loot
We want to loot back. I don't even talk about some some
Humanitary well well done procedure to get money back. You're gonna get 20 bucks in 60 years
I want a 20, I want 20 million back in within a few years with interest.
All an open competition.
Your agency made a decision not to proceed with competitive bidding and one of the contractors
that got the award was this safe America media company that received $143 million.
Many vendors got the chance to look at that contract and to participate in it.
So that is why the two of them were...
That's inappropriate, Madam Secretary.
I'll read from the notice from your agency.
Given the immediate action to significantly reduce
illegal immigration and border crossings,
DHS identified four companies.
Four of the hundreds of thousands of companies in the United States.
You identified four.
One of those is this Safe America media company.
Where's Safe America media headquarters?
I don't know.
I don't know either, Madam Secretary.
We can't find it. We can't find a website.
Yo, if the government official pays a $220,000 for some bullsh**t ad camping,
they better know where the f**k the headquarters are at.
They better know where the f**king CEO lives at.
They better know what every cell...
It's their job, you do that. It doesn't need the background check and all that.
We do know the address that's registered for this company.
Do you know where that address is?
Is there a problem with this contract?
I'll tell you about it.
The address is registered to a political operative in Virginia.
Do you know, just by way of example, whether this company that received $143 million in
taxpayer dollars, has it ever done work for the government before?
I don't know.
I can't.
The answer is it has not.
And do you know why we know that?
Because it was incorporated eight days.
days before this contract went out. You want the American people to believe that this is
all above board that $143 million of taxpayer money just happened to go to this one company
that doesn't have a headquarters, doesn't have a website, has never done work for the
federal government before and is registered apparently attached to a resident.
Also, the turn 20 mail and the whole country is against VHS. I mean, everybody's fucking
upset and mad and tragic that shit, to the middle of the what, to fucking, for fucking
AI meetings and what?
That's from a political operative, and of course, one of the subcontractors of that
contract, as you know, is a political...
It is a go and owned by her ex-spokesperson's husband.
...a firm that's tied to you back when you were governor of South Dakota.
The reason why I ask these questions is that this is taxpayer money.
And I presume, I don't know this for a fact, but Senator Tillis noted yesterday, the way
in which your agency is blocking the Inspector General from 11 different investigations that
it is trying to conduct.
I don't know if this happens to be one.
Last policy, guys, yes.
If you're giving an official an opinion, I am not kidding, but this is my truthic.
She signed a bunch of documents, right?
If you entered the government and put it into power, where if you do some fraud
or misconduct in that way, right?
Then the fraud you do will be billed
to your entire bloodline.
Everybody, your whole family,
everybody is now tied up into this shit
and they have to pay every dollar that you've stolen
all of it within a few years,
let's say five years, right?
With interest, 29.9% interest.
Find out, if I rob the IRS of $10,
They're up my dick and balls. I'm odded. They're at my door in fucking 20 minutes
But these guys they take 20 mil right and oh my bad. Let me pay you my fine of five thousand dollars
Now I'm gonna retire and get hired at another government branch
I'm gonna make another fucking 20 mil up some other fraud bullshit. Fuck you
What a bunch of suckers. I certainly hope it is because eventually the facts will become public in this regard and
There are serious laws
implicated conflict of interest laws federal procurement laws that I believe
all done correctly all done correctly 14 billion impressions from that
work and it was money spent in this country and an eighth and this economy
okay five bill of what are in presence is nothing okay a bought form in the
direction funny 20 minutes different countries that illegal migration was
coming from that is very alarmingly effective we all argument that you've
made an argument that you've made that somehow this ad campaign on Fox News of
you at Mount Rushmore has led to millions of people self-deporting.
Fourteen billion of dollars of tax haven't got money in this way. It is fraud and ultimately I think there's going to be accountability and I yield back.
Guys they can get one billion of a one post. You do a DHS shit post, you get one
a billion impressions and it's not even that impressive like who are we fooling
here
I am now fashion icon for a chess player second in thanks for the amazing
streamer this is an old post you pull that shit out of the fucking other
history books man. That's cool. Yeah, why do you even need to promote DHS anyway? Like
do they even need this shit? You know I'm as fired up as a data secretary. What else
is secretary? Oklahoma 44th in education, 49th in healthcare, 44th in quality lab, 50th
in test scores
i guess it's just a fall guy
it's just that it's just that there's choice in the game
next part of my next part of the next part of the company
You see him! You see him!
Dude! He got a nail to the background though!
He's fine! He's fine!
Oh my, oh my god.
That's pretty crazy.
How are we looking?
Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
Okay, I think, Onii, are your eyes closed?
Yeah, but I heard the sound.
You can tell by the sound, bro.
The Unbox makes the sound.
So you're actually a piece of shit.
Bro, it's the same way in seeds.
Wait, wait, what do you mean by the sound?
Explain that.
OK, turn turn.
So you heard the, like, once it, once it sequels on the skin.
This guy is the degenerate.
This guy is the degenerate, bro.
It goes, turn.
OK, OK.
So once it lands on the skin,
right, it makes the sound like, shh.
Because I'm not the cause of anything.
It makes a way bigger sound.
Like, you hear it, though.
Like Jubal knows, Grishy knows. The higher the gravity, the louder and the more pungent and like pfft.
Pungent! Nah, you're cooking with that language.
Good one.
Good meme, good meme. It's a good meme chat. It's not bad, it's fine.
It covers the neighborhoods that I've said, as well as parts of other neighborhoods that
are covered within the school districts, the chancellor said. All that is required is that
parents live within that school district, no matter the amount of money they make, the
occupation they have, their immigration status. I think this is fine. I think if you
You're mad about this, you're in a mess.
So long as they live there, they can apply.
The application process will become.
Some solutions take time, I understand,
for some illegal aliens or whatever.
It might take years for asylum seeking
or to deport or whatever the fuck, I get it, okay?
Children shouldn't suffer.
You should always protect children.
And I know we were gonna do,
oh yeah, but they're gonna min-max
and put the children in it.
I don't give a shit, I don't give a shit.
Protect children and worry about the issues
and face the problems over time,
but the children shouldn't suffer from that.
Yo, this isn't some fucking war
that people sign up to, okay?
It's like, oh yeah, it's awful.
Like, come on, bro.
I'm open sometime in early summer,
and then next year, we will be announcing a-
So now you're a fault?
Dude, you're weird.
You're weird.
You.
And then, well, you're gonna have a bunch of dead children
in the fucking theater.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
This country is massive. We're developed civilized country. Okay, and it children should be fucking dying
Whatever the fuck they come from I don't give a fuck additional neighborhoods
It's not it's not that big of a problem
I'm not sure like these sets of districts and one thing that I can tell you for certain is that it will also extend into Staten Island
But we are rolling out today. It's fine. I think it gives a little bit of a bozo for some things that he says
But I think that's fine. I think I think already been doing pretty good
I gotta say I agree with 80% of overall what he's been doing. I absolutely disagree
but with America with the mental health crisis guy that like fucking swung a
knife at the police or whatever that case was fucking awful. That person should
have absolutely been prosecuted for a fact and him defending that is weird
It's a bad person to the police and he endangers his police force and I fear for the police force when they corner them into position where they can't defend themselves against actual aggressors and he don't prosecute that
Because of being mentally unhealthy or not.
It is...
I may have to help her with that.
No, no, no.
She... I don't need proper propaganda. I'd stop the whole... the whole comics.
Because I'm not in the call. I'm not in the call. I'm not in the call.
Nobody invited me to any calls.
There's your singing.
I got a joke for you real quick.
Oh my God, what's the dope joke?
Hey chat, y'all ready?
What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
What'd you call it, Mocho?
A lip reader.
Oh, Lord have mercy, I'm sorry, chat.
I got a joke for you real quick.
Again, I can't wait to answer your question,
when I said earlier about the numb-downing thing, it's crazy.
Like, how much co-
I'm much co-
probably like you're going to watch me to learn shit,
like, I don't get it.
This real?
I wish for my source.
We watch it together, do we not?
I don't know what the type of on the other YouTube
you find it, it's fucking some guide,
it's fucking the swinging and the knife around,
like, fucking.
I mean, if I Google it and look, source, trust me, bro.
In this case, that.
I haven't lived in New York a lot of my life.
But whatever this is related to, the knife-willing suspect, this guy.
What is this lady's got a scary looking, um, that's curious.
It's a real man who is experiencing a mental crisis with shop by NYPD
officers in Queens a week ago yesterday.
Police say the man lunged at the officers with a knife and then refused to
drop it. The mayor says he's now visited the wounded man and his family.
and the mayor now promising to release police body camera
video today.
The mayor also says the man should not be prosecuted.
This, as the mayor now pushes.
I think this is a whole, like I said, this is a big L.
I mean, I don't, there's no way you don't think
this is not an L.
This is such a big fucking L.
For a new agency to deal with the mentally ill
and the homeless.
I would assume support of N.J. Berkett is like
in Breyerwood Queen's with her lead story of time.
N.J.
And rightly is outside the young man's home here
Breyer with Queens. Yes, the mayor says he has visited with the wounded man and his family.
Put the knife down! Put the knife down!
Chilling new video of the moment the NYPD says a young man charged at officers with a knife.
Police opened fire. The 22-year-old survived but remains in the hospital.
The case reigniting the debate over the response to someone having a mental episode.
Anthony, Carla with the video and what the mayor is saying.
Are you doing equal?
Well, body worn camera depicts.
A YP officer being laid to the home after the young man's
parents called 911 about their son being in emotional
distress. What begins as a standard response takes a
turbulent turn as soon as the young man sees the police.
Put the knife down, put the knife down, put the knife down!
A family member tries to stop Jay Bez, Chuck Roberty,
from advancing toward the returning officer
with a kitchen knife.
You know what I like about this overall scenario
is that every Oregon that people usually have
for cops on videos are like, oh dude, just escape.
Just do that.
Are all done here.
Like this officer, try his best.
He'll say, put the knife down, put the knife down!
We briefly pause the video here to avoid showing the young men being shot.
The arm mail was able to push through the closed door and continue to advance to officers
with the kitchen knife in hand.
At this point officers destroyed their weapon at the arm mail.
This is the kitchen knife.
Police say the 22-year-old was armed with on the morning of January 26th.
But as Mayor Mamdani pointed out today, the encounter is more complex than what's on video.
Japanese has lived with...
They should never do this shit, oh it's more complex.
You send an officer to a fucking scene, okay?
You can dump this shit down too, law enforcement is here, and there's a fucking threat in front
of him.
That's it.
That's it.
That's a goal.
But dude, the knife is actually not really sharp and the door is actually made out of wood.
Hold on.
No, dude.
Like there's a threat and the guy's rushing in and, bro, what do they do?
Lay down his life.
Oh my God.
This guy's mentally ill.
I'm a police officer.
I give you my life, a government.
Mr. Mondani, here's my life for you.
Thank you.
Bye.
And now I will go to heaven.
What a fucking stupid thing that is.
Schizophrenia for many years and this situation underscores just how urgently we need a different
and more effective mental health response system that will be safer for New Yorkers who
struggle with mental health concerns for their families and for police.
So you must mean that what do you mean that you need to break down everything that
they know about policing and find some complete new technology methods on the fly even
Even if that were true, maybe you would do that, fine, but you can't fucking say, oh,
yeah, but why would we do this without prosecuting anybody?
Yo, what do they want?
They want to have a fucking, oh, this is a mental health situation.
Send the SWAT fucking nets or some shit or some device that fucking sends out a padded
ball or somebody.
Like, dude, what the fuck are you gonna do, man?
Like, it's still no more response like police officers.
Jabez needs mental health treatment, not criminal prosecution.
This is now Exhibit A in the Mayor's push to create a Department of Community Safety shifting
many crisis calls away from the police and toward mental health workers instead.
As I've said, when there is a violent situation, such as with a weapon, NYPD will be on the
scene.
If you're going to send only medical professionals there, understand that it's a changing
dynamic.
Quickly they can pick up a weapon and charge at them.
What are they going to do then?
It's a heavily criticized proposal and there are still many questions about what it
would look like. The mayor says that's all the focus of internal conversations
in developing this different approach. The family of the
senator when I said that my name was on some issues, I think he's bad. Not a lot
of them, but that's one of them. And I think I was my concern. Um, yeah.
Awesome.
Okay, um, what else do we got today?
Ah, it doesn't get her, does it?
Yo, he kinda got lucky too, his reflex was really good, I feel like it.
See that's not in this situation.
I think it's a chance that I lean back a little bit,
maybe, or some shit.
Oh, see by there?
Just crazy.
See by there?
See, he did the little lean back with his arm
to not hurt himself.
See that?
Yo, back, it's AI.
No.
No, I mean, I come on rough.
I think he's AI, man.
I think he's AI, man.
What else, son?
I saw some drama clips on Twitter.
Oh, yes.
Is everybody like it?
Oh.
We're back to you. I don't believe in you. Seriously though you need to stick to watching cops lop memes and playing video games
Your political takes one or all at best. Okay
Not bad. I don't want to take me so long to defend the name of a chat
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excuse the end
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I do look like the chat and I said I was doing it
I lose to that.
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What about search?
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Swear I swear that isn't sheer. I thought sheer sheep sheep
And the reason why I take cheer is that sheep and you think about sheer
Chaddy, always a white sheer, I thought that it was cheap, but my initial thought was cheap,
but it's for me to get sheer because it's sheer, you sheer the cheap and micrathic.
Welcome to Motel California
Such a lovely place, such a lovely place
Such a lovely place, such a lovely place
Check!
They're making it up, have to get on the downcast
What a band dude
There's one who's here, I'm not going to say this though
I think you're a bad streamer, bad streamer
Suck at making...
I mean
Rage the ex-qc says that he can't be friends with streamers to take it so seriously ready ready ready
Rage these days he kind of preaches to the choir panders a lot if you cannot make content of
Self-depreciated or throwing small jobs. I think you're a bad streamer
Wait, what? No way!
Um...
Um...
Alright.
Um...
That's all for today.
See you next time!
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Okay, Jack, he kind of freezes the choir a lot in the tenders.
Jack, Jack, I feel like, and that would be some real drama, if I break down this clip,
if I break it down, now we're gonna have real drama.
Because I mean, well, if you were to look at the clip and you're gonna break it down
the way it is. Well, um, one, the initial comments, not only was it not about rage,
there's nothing, it was complete. It was so clear that this was not about rage. Um,
if anything, this is not about, this is not DDG either. There's a lot of that.
What he said makes no sense at all like
Don't like but in his head it's like oh, it's just a clip or oh it's just this moment
I feel like you're being of this so when I see you in person it's not that deep
I don't care, but the other they're like yo
Yeah, that's not how I'm moving you talked about me. I guess yes, how is okay?
Okay, well, let's let's hear how is it a fold if I'm saying it's not about him right 31 months because
How could it be about him?
How could it be?
Because in that sense check what what jab was thrown at rage. I mean what jab was thrown at rage?
What jab because if I say if you can't think of jibber a bad shiver, how could it be about him though?
if
Not if no jibble's on them, but I know them then
Then we can't be friends I guess
But if you're somebody who can't take a light fucking jab
that everybody laughs and it creates some content,
if you cannot make content off of either self-appreciating
or throwing small jabs, then OK, then I
think you're a bad shiver.
One.
Yo, generally, if you cannot take a small jab for fun
out of left field, then I think you're
still going to make a big content,
then I don't really get a shit.
I mean, it is what it is.
I broke I think shots out of everybody all the time and nobody believes that I even I think a
bazillion shots that are one
Jokes of that so that's not jokes
Sometimes you will try to be hurtful and I still take it like it's a joke. Oh, dude. You're gonna fall down your life
But he's I don't care. I will level it always. Okay, because you know, we're trying to come down there up in his bitch
I don't give a shit, right? So what was like what I was like, oh my god, so I
dude
So how is rage in this footprint are so rude, okay, then fucking moving on I guess
Then we can't we can't be friends. Yes
Yo, do you keep going X then you should maybe die alone. I did it. How do you know what my life is like yet?
The the people that I fail at the people depends that I do have are actually real friends
It's easy for me to have the navigate life
Yeah, I don't have a lot of friends
But the ones I do have are very high quality because I don't I don't give a fuck if I can say this and then
and the whole my time about this, whatever.
So they had a bunch of, whatever friends,
yo, a bunch of people in the industry,
they will flip on each other like crazy.
When, yo, when the viewership fluctuates,
when the fucking landscape change,
when they have less to offer,
they will flip and turn to each other
and each is alive, left field, anyway,
anyway it's gonna happen.
And it was like, oh dude, no, this guy's fake.
What do you mean this guy's faking?
It was in front of us the whole time.
Like I've chosen who I'm friends with
and who I'm just doing a collab with and collabing.
Like this whole, the energy behind it is so sad.
It's so sad.
The whole point is to entertain the masses or whatever
and to have fun and to create content.
And you go and you go, dude, dude,
when it's off stream, yo, friends like Aiden
are high quality.
Dude, dude, Aiden, Aiden invites me to shit
when he has nothing to gain.
Aiden, Aiden gets me to be part of things
that I wouldn't be able to do on my own
at no gain, zero.
When I ask for a connection for somebody
or somebody, he immediately picks up.
When I have a problem, I send him a text,
he immediately replies, and it never,
it never is on stream.
I gain nothing from that, he gain nothing from me,
and we've been living together.
Like, when Aiden gives me, I mean, he's never me.
That's a friend.
We've shown up to each other.
That's good enough, huh?
Does that make sense?
Like, yes, so in that sense, my good friends are,
I hope I don't miss anybody,
Buddha, Omi, Jesse,
Trane, Aiden, for that.
This is like friends, friends,
that I don't give a fuck if they never go live again.
I don't give a fuck if they never do something
that gives me followers or clout or whatever.
Some of these guys have no clout.
I mean, OBJ's got fucking no clout, no bitches.
That is what it is.
I mean, GGX got no clout, no bitches either.
So, I need to think,
like, if all your friends are all famous
and all big shimmers,
and every time you're with them,
you're on stream,
you haven't tested your version yet.
You have not put your into the testing.
You haven't been shipping.
And if you think it will not flip on you,
buddy, you need to break this up,
You need to go buy a helmet, but that's what I want you to do.
No, catch with fucking land and throw some fucking hands at me, Chas.
Yo, this guy, he said some shit, and I wanted you to come meet Trump.
You ran like you missed a bus smile.
Dude, then fucking go become a boy.
Anyway, sir, go become a man.
Go become something.
Like, I don't know, like, like, why are you, why are you streaming then?
Like, no, this entire industry is just not like that.
You think that whatever I saw, fuck it, whatever, speed talk, shit.
Yo, dude, she said that though?
Like, so how is this, how is this about Reggie?
Sir, I show speed.
Reggie is talking about somebody, right?
And I say, if the people that act like this do this,
then fuck them.
And you think I'm firing shots at him?
And then so you fire yourselves back at me?
I think you're a bad streamer, bad streamer.
Suck at making-
You're not gonna be able to do that.
I mean-
You need to hear it, bro.
Okay, okay.
If you break it down,
that kinda proves my entire point, though.
Guys, sadly, and that proves my exact point, though.
I don't know, bro.
I was explaining what is,
lately you did a hip-hop arrangement in the-
No, I'm reading it, I'm literally reading a tweet.
What's the first sentence that you wrote that you read?
Rage the excuse, he says that he-
Yeah, I remember saying this,
but this is like the quote of the fucking tweet,
and this is brand-new, and this is club-based.
Like, are you stupid?
Like, hide on his innocent.
Like, well, I remember that Rage on Amazon,
he does that.
He puts it in the choir, 100% him.
Yeah, it's not a big jab, but I mean,
he does preach to the choir.
But that, what he's going to respond to
isn't that first comment then.
You think that I'm calling him a bad streamer?
Can't be friends with streamers who take things so seriously.
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready?
Rage these days.
He kind of preaches to the choir, panders a lot.
If you cannot make content of self-depreciating
or throwing small jabs, I think you're a bad streamer.
Boss, boss, she's a fucking retort.
I mean also also Ron is a fucking crook lord. He literally he know he's raiding this shit
And he knows it's being he's been clip baited it and he still pushes it as it's his fucking gospel like a moron
It's why he's poor. It is what it is. I mean
Yeah, but how would how would they be talking about him?
No, bro, what does he do?
Well, he got ready.
He got ready.
Well, but I'm aggressive.
He got, but we got ready and did the exact thing that I described it.
Well, you got bated it and then the exact thing that I'm describing in this, I mean...
Wait, what?
No, wait.
Oh, jabs.
I think you're a bad streamer, bad streamer.
Suck at me, you...
Um...
Guys, rage these days, appraises to the choir, is one sement, move it on, next sement.
Now talk about what he was talking about.
If you cannot make another video,
that is another common thing.
It's not because his name was stated before.
Like, if I just name it on a fucking,
on a similar take,
and I have multiple takes in the same,
in the same fucking paragraph,
not even if it's related to you.
Like, how, guys, it could not even be related to him.
This could not, it's not possible.
In this scenario, I don't think it's,
like, give me the actual clip itself.
Give me the earliest clip.
like it cannot live in them it could not be like what's going on here and I'll be
observing that I'll see that no you can't do that
Jack what he's saying is wrong yo yo yo I swear Reggie he kind of preaches the
choir a lot he panders a lot but what he said makes no sense at all
I'm not saying that I don't like but in his head it's like oh it's just a clip or
oh it's just this moment I feel like you're being a this so when I see you
person is not that deep I don't care but the other people are like yo and also what I mean
to require is this is like the take that people have on the internet where never get pressed
stand out business be tough be cool be aura nobody can take shots at you and if somebody
does should take shots take it up to them and fucking meet them at land and fucking
fucking get buff and go fuck them up that shit okay and I don't I don't think that
he really sees things like that and I think he pushes his argument because that's that's
That's public opinion.
It doesn't make me preaching to the choir.
It doesn't make me preaching to the choir.
It's just a take that people have.
And it's just, okay, I had a stake to that thing.
It's what it is.
Okay.
That's not how I'm moving.
Yeah, you talked about me.
Okay, then by the end of the,
then we can't be friends, I guess.
If you're somebody who can't take a light,
a light fucking jab that's gonna,
that everybody laughs and they create some content.
If you cannot make content off of either self
appreciating it or throwing small jabs that yeah, it's just a
Rogers read some quotes and you come play mr. The whole context and anything I read it
same thing with tie
Where did the miss or that the miss read the whole context got baited by some five of my clip pages
Same thing with all the other guys. I said it with DDG actually send it with him
Got baited by some clips that they did not get the vibe at all. It could not get a hand in the vibe
I mean, it's such because if you think about it, the early drama where Kai was with agents
and if you read the room, even if he was laughing, it was like everybody was laughing
when I made the jab, because what, because it was a small jab and it was funny, it was
a funny joke and everybody laughed in the room because they're not for the joke.
Then it gets clip baited by fucking eclipsions on the fucking internet.
They thought for it?
No, I'm wrong.
I'm the devil.
Oh no, you called Kyah Beggar, you called Kyah fucking, uh, uh, uh, whatever.
Oh dude, nah, now, if I forgive X, then I'm a bitch.
I'm not the only business.
Like, and now they're bitched if they fucking do, uh, anything that is with me, whatever.
And then, then it's fucking, like, I think that's awful.
Like so cringe, when in the world they get like this?
Like, man, the modern streaming day age is fucking dog shit.
It's it's lame honestly and because of quality content and what people consume it being better than other content
I'm telling you if this will not last a long time like people like Ron that can take a joke
Will overtake everybody else and the people that can't take a joke will go to the bottom and they'll disappear
They will vanish they'll the bots might maintain them for a few years. They will
eclipse
Entirely and it is what it is. I mean
Because you have less comedy can make if you cannot they're not the humor between the boys you you want you're losing
Hacker content
Imagine if I could not if I couldn't insult break it how boring would be if I couldn't call it great if that fucking larder
Big double white balls broke dog. It would be shit
Um...
X is the only streamer that's not balding.
This Dono was brought to you in part by Trukey Come Visit Turkey.
Ah!
Um...
Is it over the same by the way?
I think the earlier was it.
It was a... it was a... it was a... it was a... it was like a post.
It was like a post.
Yeah, you're one of us.
Even though we...
X, you're my best friend.
Yeah, you're one of us.
Even though we shout at each other, I think it's all out of love.
Yeah, it's all out of love.
Those are the paws, you fucking lords!
You're the fucking...
The pie-needle, you fucking dents!
You dumb French-Canadian bitch!
It's good! It's good! You deserve me!
I can't be hit at eight!
You're a shit-bitch!
You're a shit-bitch!
Lock the fucking...
That's a wing!
You fell off hard
Save some air for the rest of us
We all want to breathe bro, we all want to breathe
Thanks, you're my best
Stop right now. There's a bear right there. There is a bear right there. That's a bear. Back away.
Go back to your car. That's fine. Really?
Stop right now. There's a bear right there. There is a bear right there. That's a bear.
Haven't opened it since, I'm not joking. Played two rounds, one controller, one keyboard.
Yeah, I guess I could train in how he buys games. I'm not just a game that I was game to get into because of that.
Where do you...
You can play and keep chasing.
I've been telling Jinx to try this game, try CS for so long, because I love CS.
It's the game I play outside of Rocket League the most. I'm addicted to this game, I've been addicted forever.
I don't do cases, though. I've only really watched you do cases.
XQC my go-touch, QC, LX, QC, LX, QC.
But you're addicted to the game, not the cases, right?
Yeah, I have like 5,000 hours in this game.
I love it.
I'm a sweat, like I'm a nerd.
Wait, what the hell?
Is he a fan?
Yo, yo, is he a double or what?
22, 22K.
Fuck!
Wait, what the hell?
Time out, time out, time out, time out!
Whoa!
He's about to rip it open!
Stop!
Stop!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop!
What the fuck?
I'm going to just say this,
the 200, 250, I think.
And I lightly stroked my tip,
and I was thinking about the AK.
All right?
That'd be good luck.
120 now, they're 250
Actually nobody ever buy this?
The market crash really?
Oh shit
No, that's what I'm against too, and then you go
What in the case?
Open case what?
What?
I just read that
Am I dumb?
This is the wrong one
There's three now I
I'm so mad. I can't I can't even Jesus Christ
Yeah, I thought they was like 250 because this is getting the $10 and
The markets in Christ at all
It's just it's a small market and not even not even by this case
I mean they don't drive anymore price will go only go up
It's not that true
You got clip baited and turned rage against me you are a bad friend I
Deleted you on this score
by the way. Sadge. Okay. Unbend me within 15 minutes or.
Number three add me on discord. Let's open up some cases. I want to relapse, bro
I want to relapse. Come on. Come on, bro. A little quick cases. Let's relapse a little, bro
Let's relapse a little. Come on
Imagine just a little bit, bro. Just a little bit
Just a little bit, bro. Just imagine how good it would feel right now. Just let out some steam
Thank you for the five. Yeah, but what's case though? Thank you so much. Thank you so much
Thank you so much bro much appreciated much appreciated. He said no
Well, I guess he's poor then what what happened to XQC old XQC would have been like yo, bro
I'm down. I'm down to open cases, bro new XQC is running out of money. That's why he's streaming more
Just want to be honest. Oh long dream last but it's all about what case
I don't know bro
You open up the expensive cases because you have a lot of money and I open up the cheap cases because I'm poor
I'll buy a few of these, actually. Hold on. I mean, look at my account.
What is that you wrote in my chat? What is this fucking...
Who is this green dude with blue background looking to the left?
What is he looking at? Is he looking at me?
What is that?
What is that? Get that out of my chats.
So they're so expensive.
What is that? Get it out!
Chat, they're so...
What is this?
Hold on. Let me just add some fun to my accounts.
Oh, add 2.5k.
It's the maximum that you can input on your account.
Best games ever? This isn't even a question.
Lack of still, Minecraft.
That's all there is to it.
Topping games of all time?
Simple. There's only three good games in the world and it's those three games.
Lopper. That's Lopping.
I mean, I, it's a, it's a, nah, it's a, yeah, this is, this is laughing a little bit.
That's like, are they buying cases still or did they give up?
In game for now.
Oh my God.
Another question.
What is the best gun in the game?
Actually, you can move.
Okay.
How about we just ponder around the market?
How about we just ponder?
Should we ponder?
Should we just ponder?
Like, I'm not actually going to buy any cases.
I'm not actually going to buy any cases.
Jack, Jack, this is a reminder, Jack, is there anybody?
that the glove case was so unappreciated that he used to give them, give me this shit for free.
He used to give me this case for free.
And now it's at $33.
Undesirable yep yep yep yep yep go to all time I look at all time
Dude it shadows to send me 50 of these cases
For you can look at my Chinese three and see I accept like 40 cases for free from the chapter like
Do it and that would be four times a one point two thousand dollars that you were getting me
Check trade requests.
Trade.
Any time I write.
Hold on.
Any time I write.
She offers.
Trade is right.
Wait, is this all I just, like, since my entire life?
Um...
It says 19 minutes.
Chat will give me charges for free.
Look at that.
Free cases, free cases, free cases.
Hold on.
All free.
Free, free, free.
Hold on.
all
For free
You see that look at that Guac all three these you know just give me the because at the time it was worth nothing
Oh
Oh my god, how many look at this China look at it. Oh
My god, look all free shit. These are worth that check. This is this is thousands of dollars
Then I've gone for free
Gammok, how much of those worth of talcion, Kroma?
Breakout.
How much of those worth?
20 bucks.
Oh my God, look at all this shit.
I can't believe it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck?
Jack, was that a viewer's nation?
69 months, nice. XQCL.
That's insane. That's what it is. Sorry, I'm sorry.
Um, yeah, we go we go put a few ones. I'll make a big buy order. Oh, maybe that's what I needed. Maybe try to count some cases
We go put in a few days. How long is the trade lock?
Maybe a few
Maybe a few a few bravo
No, that's a sort of strippy, right
I'm thinking some weapon maybe maybe some some three have a five woman case threes for
Max wins. Case hard and blue gen.
We're up in five. 1.5 case crazy.
What was the case house?
You know?
Game bottom.
out of this way out of this one is chat
hey did someone just take my oh my fucking god I just bought chroma cases
Wait, Chroma 3 or Chroma... Wait, oh my god, wait.
Well, I got scammed.
Oh, yeah, I scammed him. I had to check.
Wait, my buy order didn't go through.
Market money.
Your account was being resented recently.
Well, for 15 days.
I had to refresh my steam guard up.
Let me verify that.
To remove it,
you must be protected for 15 days.
Um,
nothing further,
I'll wait until the 316.
Okay, it's over.
That's the way it is.
There's nothing you do.
Oh, Chase.
Ah, no cases.
Chat, is there...
Chat, do I have it?
Do you remember if I have, um...
Container...
Wait...
No?
Chat, what do you got in the boxes?
Storage.
Chat, do I have a case in any of these?
No.
I have zero pieces of- Dude, dude, this is crazy.
I do!
XQCL.
XQCL, especially kind of lame though.
I'm a lot of by-case for sure, right?
Um, you tried to buy cases in it.
Wow.
What a system, chat.
What is it?
Look at that.
What a fucking system.
Wrong calling.
Hello?
Hey!
What's up, dude?
What's up?
Hello? Hey! What's up dude?
What's up? You gonna apologize or not? Apologize for what?
Apologize for...for clip-baiting your good friends.
How about you apologize for interrupting my intro?
Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I interrupted my intro, man. I just chained the net. I apologize.
Alright man, well, I'm sorry too.
Sorry for what though?
Looking, listen, I'm sorry for making you look bad
against rage, you know, I do care about you.
I think you're my friend, you know,
I think you're a good dude.
And I, you know, sometimes these clippers
get the best of us, bro.
And maybe, maybe we're both overthinking.
Yeah, but how come I always get the shit
in the stick that comes out of the clipping though?
How?
You get the shit under the stick
because people find you an easier target, you know?
You're a big dude, you're a famous dude,
You're very successful. That's good though. That means I didn't know I can take it because they can throw jabs
And I'll play ball because I know how to make a good skit. That's why
Yes, okay
You know sometimes the ego doesn't fall from the nest, but it goes to the to the yeah, I
Am the golden goose today. I'm addicted now. I'm not even kidding. I had no
I had no thought of opening cases and then I saw my favorite streamer Jinxie and Onefix will start opening
So now I'm addicted again. You're welcome to join me. You know what I'm saying? Yeah
I don't I don't have any scale. I mean I cannot buy cases because my account is straight locked
Because that's your password. You have too much fucking money
Wait, I have a question
yesterday I unboxed a gold first box and I have low-key think I low-key think
it's because I'm in the files now what the fuck are you talking what wait what
did you say no no no no not those files not those files I'm talking about
like the files have you not seen um given seen the new shit I'm on page 40
Is there anyone want to talk about?
The what?
No, no, the CS files.
The CS files.
Yeah, but what does that mean, though?
I'm on the files for apparently-
Are the New York City?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Val vs. New York City.
I'm on page 40 with Big Jeff.
These losses are gonna go nowhere tonight.
Is that what?
These losses are gonna go nowhere.
no way these what these lawsuits lawsuits lawsuits you know you know was
also I had cases in New York right Jeffrey Epstein did he know if I was
channel what did he did is like so because you're in those files right
I'll obviously we did you get called to testify and you sit to exactly what did he sit though?
I mean, I would probably know where did he sits
Dude, they would tell me no
If I has his own seat for all the freaky shit
He did he probably has more low-key if I see if I sit where did he says look you paying homage, no
I mean, see mother do you still be warm low-key?
Hmm also paid pay what?
I
Said well, I'm here for a good time not a long time. All right, you'll be probably broke your fake viewer
You left my chat. I mean, I mean do you have any real yours? That's good. I can't go bro
Yeah, I got you. I got you. Just take it to the command. I got you. Yeah, bro
Says you bro says you
How would it be says me check what
Because
We're probably the first goal is a bit sure it but you know you're not allowed
you're not allowed to pass open it I'm not fast opening bro whoever opened the
first goal is a better streamer I mean that is true that's how I'm gonna get a
gold right here well yeah that's opening minute oh that would have been so
I am opening bro I've been opening this whole time that's cap right here
chat right here ready look look right here we'll probably just don't
I need to open your shes head
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
Open this window
Ronaldo
Bang
Go to case, go to key case, that doesn't do anything bro
Bro.
Ask him.
I don't know what that means.
I said what?
You really want me to ask this?
This guy's been spamming Keckler over and over saying, ask XQC if KicksRail owns him
and made him defend Neon against bots.
I don't like when it is in him.
I don't know but he keeps spamming.
Dude, but why didn't he send it though?
I don't know
What's he saying?
I don't know
you
you
you
you
you
you
and we give my first and experience at getting baited by a rabbit yes yes oh my god and
in that they open a gold online natural television and they can't say it's rigged okay
Okay, roll back, sorry.
You know that bounce, that was the plan
for the fucking, you know, for the eight inch front stream?
I put it in the list of things to do.
I wanted to open 10 cases.
I was like, bro, it would be,
bro, every crazy thing to see opening a gold.
That is insane, no?
Come on, man.
What do you think about that?
Run.
Open in the gold, huh?
You probably get nine out of ten knives, bro.
That shit seems to be promised to him for years.
Okay, now break down that joke and explain what I mean.
Well, he's a puppet.
Listen, bro, I'm here for gold, stop politics, bro.
Add us on to the call.
I mean, you don't want to make that joke, bro.
You're the one who did this stream, bro.
I watched me get this fucking gold
Now did you did you did you bother to un-debunk the um the the ridge trip or did you let him a marinade in that?
Well, what do you think I'm the debunker? I'm here to cause drama not create drama. Okay, there's two different things, bro
I will next time then
You've been your ass I see clip of you
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Did you get it on payroll?
I saw two of us under the post and Louie said it paid promotion
Wait, actually?
Yo bro, are you going to be doing the McDonald's stream at the end of the month or no?
Which one?
McDonald's is giving away burgers for 67 cents.
Uh, end of the month.
What for what?
I don't know, but I saw it. That Pepsi's that man.
I miss Pepsi, anyone else bro?
Remember me if you miss Pepsi right now.
Wait, what are you fighting?
No, I can't see why I can't be with him right now.
Wait, no fucking way that the Faze Contracts act...
Bad joke, bad joke, bad joke, bad joke, bad joke right now.
Right now it's not a good time to do it.
He's under a Faze Contract. That's crazy.
Yo, I'm gonna say it loud and proud of it.
Oh, no, this is when I get a lawsuit.
I would break those contracts easily.
and it's tank if they go after me they're wrong and they will take I mean they'll take the
purpose is take everything well there's I I think I'm in big trouble I'm gonna keep it down right now
right now bro I'm here to open cases I'm sorry I'm here to spread love positivity bro because
that's all life is man I haven't even opened one pink one pink it yo well maybe you should
open your legs then you'll see the pic um yo why why you talking to me like this
I guess these days man, it hurt my feelings.
I thought we were friends and you insult me like this.
It's just not fair.
I was talking about because you're a farmer back there.
It's just not what you used to be with me man.
I'm gonna say these days it's just not,
it's just changed.
Wait, dude, these days you're not funny.
These days you're not funny, you're boring.
What was the clip chat?
Excuse me, I like shit.
It's a sad farm clip.
Who remembers when XQC used to actually do content?
Not for me.
Who remembers when Ron had jokes that were funny
that were about dick and balls
and did his shit
says you
Actually says you wait actually says you
That is an actual not true. Not your mind was at finesse
My jokes have so much finesse they end up on fucking clips where you have to pay your friends
There would be no clips if I didn't exist I brother I created clips
I
Saw this one thing that said you pay for my friend any piece of that shit. Oh
So that's why people are going to kick for free clips, you know, I found out actually over the weekend
I didn't know about this. You know, I'm banned from clip pages for kick
You know that I didn't know that but
Now make it now make him look bad. Oh, oh free clips. No
Take my kidney! Take my kidney, it's twitching!
Dan, let me go on, please!
Let me go on steak and everyone use my code, bro!
So the big guy can make the billions and I make the millions!
Everybody got it!
You know, he does have a code though.
Lace has a code for whatever he does.
They don't call him after that.
What do you mean, code for what?
All your friends have codes for all things that they do do.
That's what I'm gonna say.
What does that even mean?
Codes for what?
I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't want to feel too much mud.
I'm just saying, I'm just telling you to those who know, and not those who don't.
A prize-picks code?
Wait, then we could go to keep down the driver hole right now. I'm ready to do this.
A pack draw code.
I would have passed her just for to get a Lamborghini SVJ and then I'd quit.
That car sucks.
Huh?
That car sucks. It's a bad dog.
It says you, bro. You steal your brother's cars, so now what?
Lambo's are not good cars. They're not good.
They're not good cars. They're not race cars. They suck.
They only have like two models with the great modifications.
They can be like an actual track with a car other than that. It's shit.
Yeah, listen, bro. Put up the car, Saul.
All I'm gonna say is, all I'm gonna say is, bro...
The revolt was one of the worst times. Sorry to cut you off, man.
Live life and spread love.
Enjoy the things you want to enjoy.
And do more things you want to do, and less the things you don't want to do.
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I'm just being honest with you there is a complete difference from online gambling and then in person
In what sense is it you think it's worth all night? Yes
Explain how I say how the fuck you can't
Well, let's see here. There's there's if you go to a casino. Let's say you go to Red Rock, right?
Red Rock casino in person right is a pretty popular one. You're not guaranteed to lose, but you're not guaranteed to win
It's a casino right online
You know that there's one owner of this site who fucking wins eats off them all when you go to Vegas in that one casino
It's not going to one dude, bro. It's not going to one dude, bro
It's not going to one dude. Wait, what the fuck are you talking about?
Not the same thing. I don't think it's the same thing. Wait, I don't know what it really means.
Whoa, you just said words. I don't even know what the point of that was
Multiple owners equals good. I don't understand it. Yes, precisely. But why?
Right message or wrong message got it. No, no, no, I don't understand it
no wrong messenger right message yet but still wrong message it's wrong
messenger wrong message you all I know at the end of the day is I would take a
gambling deal do I know it's bad fuck yes but at the same time I think people
expect me to be gambler what do you okay just off the record just just to
know what do you think the RTP is in a real life slots just give me a number
Don't leave the chat, give me the number.
100%
If you don't leave, you win.
No, no, come on.
Give me the number.
What do you think the audio game is in real life?
I don't know, I don't really gamble in real life.
Oh, bro?
You're not even gonna show it?
Okay, okay, okay.
What is it online?
Slots are for bum.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll take this, I'll take this.
It was on stream. I won every single time and then all of a sudden this is true by the way
This is true people see it so extreme
This is true as soon as I went to the blackjack table as soon as I went to the blackjack table I
Lost 15 hands in a row. Are you are you are you playing?
8 that shoot
To death. Oh, I swappled everything. Oh, I tried I tried everything
I tried one hand, two hands, three hands, five hands, ten hands.
Blackjack is hard and cold.
Like it's insane how much that just swings.
I was like, I hate blackjack, I always get fucked.
But blackjack, depending on what you play, it'll go insane.
You'll win 20 hands in a row and you'll lose 30 in a row.
It's the nature of blackjack, yeah? All right.
Basquiat, no, it is incredibly fair if you play,
if you play bantern, right?
You're rolling it.
Like how about you give me a hundred thousand right now on on on the steak
And we go to kick right now. We just we test this theory out, bro
We just tested out real quick. Let's set me a quick hundred
Yeah, let's just test it real quick test my luck
Sure
I think's plenty of video, but so I'm but we got you left. You know, let's do it. We can do it off. Sure
Yeah
Sure, actually actually none enough. We'll do that. We'll do that right every profit I make I'll give you but I'll show you
I'm gonna run in on a new account, bro
WH campaign to do I'm actually getting chat. I just bet $400 and I got a collection of fucking blue dodo's I
Just $1000 and I got actually nothing
Wait, I'm not even kidding, should I quit or do we keep going?
No, we keep going.
Are you sure?
It's gonna fucking hit.
She'll hit like a rocket.
I don't have money though.
I don't have money like this.
Get a loan.
Go some fucking balls, bitch.
Can I get a loan real quick?
No.
Go some fucking balls.
Get a loan and fucking get some kids and start opening.
Yeah, can I get a loan real quick?
People that had to open the best skins didn't complain like some hoes when
They hit zero they fucking got out there got into the loan and fucking opened more cases you fucking loser
Check can I get a quick loan real quick?
Can everybody here get five subs real quick? This work quick loan not a big one quick one
I'll be waiting even the one gifted sub y'all. Yo, is that dry wood it is that is that hot wood it?
They even a five gift it we go yo, that's nice
Thank you, bro
Thank you
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. What do you think the average are to be is for a big casino online?
It was a lot to be the ounce lots fun. Give me number
Let's just know I mean no Joey. Thank you, bro. Much appreciate it. I think that was his fault
Oh Tyler. Thank you. Wow 96 95 96 1
Thank you, bro
What do you do in real life? So if I so if I went on that web
83 80% in your life 80%
It I don't even ever see how
Horrendous that is it bro. It is so abysmal. It's insane. Anybody does it
So let me get this straight right what I go to your site. I'm all of a sudden gonna win better
Is that what I'm hearing no, no, I'm seated that you a lot of David five. No, I don't think I lose your gamble ever
I don't do any of that, but you expect it to make it more money from online slots in any casino
Then you want to make it from online slots. I know that's not horrible
The airport ones are tweaked out at both they look 70%
Honestly, bro, I see old people at the airport just like
smacking the screen oh bro I strategy it bro I technically scratch it I actually
wanted the airport a fucking fat amount of it was great a bro it makes much noise
I put the volume to max and everybody was looking it was so annoyed everybody
was looking it and it was at the middle of the room I don't know you're on it
you have any idea how loud those are when you put the next volume it's a
A bitch adds a fucking loud ass
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I give up now I'm done the case over there's no gold any more tracks
That ass this shit is a scam
This shit actually should be bad
You didn't have anyone
I have to quit but us I'm not made for this bro. You have more money than me bro. It's over. I said it, bro
No, you have more because I know the car for you guys saw last year that booster adds to nine hundred
I know you made too much. I swear to I thought I saw that I saw that that's what I
Last month I made a hundred eighty
Yo, it's kind of crazy to me how you told me that you made like
Millions like 12 million dollars in a like in a year off which like how the fuck is that even possible?
Yeah, I mean the ad work were really really insane when that's an ideal initially
You think it's ever gonna get better like that or no, I don't think so
Oh, so it's over for me
Well, I mean, I think they just uh, they realize that like it they really that the twitcher isn't they won't put up with anything
They can make the ads one set. They'll still put those so I mean you guys have no leverage it
You guys have nothing I mean I know to tell you
What I mean I'm trying to make a living if you don't flex your leverage to get a bit of deal you get another year
So I mean that let's pull up getting cleansed right now. It's out of the cup. I was gonna podcast
Okay, what do you think I tell you I don't know let's try to convince him bro
That is literally his bread and butter quota. He says people people will come back and people will stay they did
So he's got a right in that sense streamers don't look they won't do whatever is good for them
So so the ad is so rich. Why doesn't he just buy twitch?
Amazon switcher over those are the nice so tell them to buy Amazon
But he wants to compete though
and on my last case bro everyone say gg you buy amazon it you buy business i went to base
those house really yeah i'm doing around with john actually that's mega for round also
but it wasn't there me on me on me on me on me on me on me on me on me on me on me on
His person told us to fuck off though.
Oh my god wait, do I trade?
Okay, be honest, do I trade all my skins
for a knife right now?
Like this is an M4A4 anime one.
This is like a beautiful one though.
How much is this?
How much is this?
You know, I didn't do a best off interview,
that'd be cool though.
What?
Fuck it.
Yeah, trench it all you shit in, fuck it.
Wait, I,
I messed up.
Wait.
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Don't
I don't think he's a born dead. He's got a lot of sorts of teller. I think he's the one teller to everybody
But it's it's a pink one though. It's pink it's a little black in the middle though
Yeah, it's like face clan
It's like phase the clan monkeys I kind of like the black low key pause that sounds bad
but like what I was on better we're in bed it's kind of nice though low key like is
this not nice like it's like if it's it's a glove yeah yeah low key well that's real
sweet it and look at my gun too
you're gonna share the cheese?
look at my gun bro
yeah says you bro we get on the game
your dog shit I'll beat you
um it's an ak red line with face stickers
yikes what bro I was in face plan at one
point yeah until you guys got fucking
scammed the hard
yo uh yeah bro why don't you buy it for
us actually I I could put a bit if you didn't the thing is that at that point
it was too late years I already like really just jump ship it what did you
give me a call earlier beyond some of the things like you'll do it I remember I
texted you but it was a delay though so you would have bought face yes you
don't realize it was like maybe they probably would have he put first like they
probably wouldn't have sold it to you second of all if they did tell you
They probably would have overturned the fucking they would have said like 80 yo yo
Bejante to me said yo we can make it we can make it happen it like when because it's this
I'm not like ten mill. We thought it was like in hundreds of million dollars like imagine like okay
So so go buy it go buy it right now. What's going back? Wait? No, that's cap. That's cap
But also faces work $10 so I'm gonna do it
They have so much operational costs and overhead and they're so indebted, but you're just buying
a fucking landmine.
I mean
But yeah true. I mean chat true. I mean chat true true. I mean that's true low-key true
Like it's not false like it's
I mean buying an organ general is stable
Is it I don't I could see so I know people are gonna have their opinions because they love orcs like their favorite work
I'm wrong, but it's not a single profitable work in the world.
No, nobody's wrong.
Even 100 Thieves with all the merch,
if you look at all the endeavours they did you,
100 Thieves would be the closest to getting close to that, right?
But even then, I think it's still possible.
Sidemen is not an org.
Sidemen is not an org.
T1? No.
T1 and GD1 are not audible, there's no way.
I'm telling you I don't know what it is or you know you know how much money this
just get into the Call of Duty League apparently it's like $30 million yeah
because it's franchise. It's franchise. It's like they they it's
active it's active it's the same models of watch league right and yet you
have to buy the franchise spotter and the reality is that look at the watch
league yeah how much the spotter is in the middle of every guy they made a
Build us and fuck you guys and see ya next little bit of this. Why don't we start a business like that?
Yo, why don't we scan this? I don't love
I'm not kidding. No, why don't we like say fuck this dream shit. We create like a product that people need
No, I'm saying the force people
Yo, what force them?
Like to be a part of it like we there's like no option like you have to like what if we what if we
Like a life going like life going it when the crypto boss take over right?
You know your own life going it you don't get rolled by the clickers and someone just made a thousand dollars off you say
What if we create our own IRL toolkit instead of for everyone else?
It's bad bad the mind is a soft end is you don't make money
What if we create our own version of CS where you can gamble in game
The EU is already knocking at your door 3, New York is calling and EU laws are coming
for you.
33 months.
Okay, this was the most abysmal session I've ever put in case of my entire life.
Like, I've done one thing out of like fucking 200 cases.
What the fuck is happening?
You know what?
I don't know.
Wow, wait.
Add that to the case.
I might be kidding.
No key add that to the case. That red just slid past my bussy.
Not even kicking. Like it went to my clit and then like it did a little and ran away.
I'm dead serious. No, that's bullshit. That's actually bullshit. That's actually bullshit. I'll say it.
I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll be the one to say it.
No one wants to say it. I'll say it. But unless they give me a gold, I won't forgive them.
Simple as that.
Yeah, by the way, the way you speak it, that's why FaZe went the way it did.
You caused the FaZe downfall.
That's why?
Really, that's why.
And Sylvia going fucking 300 and then 25.
Oh, that's why.
That's why.
Now let's talk about your apology video during Overwatch, bro.
That's called staying on business.
That's not how many of the adults are thinking about doing it.
overwatch league bro sure sure you could have been your headset your headset
could have been hung up in the rafters the headset could have put on the monitor
bro you know instead you went down as that they couldn't handle the boy though
they didn't know what they didn't know what what content was they had a fucking
golden mind of content and it threw away just a fucking day
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Oh my god, okay, okay, okay, okay, so from the bottom, low key, wait no, no, no, no,
actually, the top, the top, the top, the top, wait, actually, the side, the side,
oh my god.
But how do you edge it though, how do you edge, how do you edge it though?
The top the top they're saying it's in the top
So we're
So we're so sorry. Oh, it's man. Oh
Okay, wait look for the tip. We want to look for what do we see?
Do we see any tips? Do you think you can be so
Okay
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vagina pattern
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gotta be rare that's gotta be rare that's not bad
on the play side it's kuchi on the play side that has to be rare
jinx you got a ak case harden really
all right bro it's time i do my shit now 15 dollar cases right here
Oh, oh three
Y'all it is nice though. Oh
Look at it though
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That's profit that's profit
I'm not a much a much a much excuse you can't flat
Why can't you guys see
Dog shit does that poop pattern poop pattern poop pattern poop pattern
It's worth more Mali why what did he get what he get?
Oh yeah, it's over for me. It's over for me, but I wasted my money Q. I don't know why.
This game actually needs to be shut down. I'm not even kidding. This game actually needs
to be shut down. I'm dead serious.
You can't see. You can't see.
It's over.
I
Well apparently back there today guys 5k worth it oh
It's not bad. I don't mind. I got pussy pattern a slaughter. Oh, yeah, oh, that'd be pussy
If I was worth a fifty-three thousand
What your pussy's worth fifty-three thousand I was well in that
Oh, hold on a chat. What am I going to do? Do I have any good at all? Wait, I thought
I had more than three. I think I gave them something. No, no, no, no. You told me to
do this you're you're bad bro you're actually doing storage you sure I don't
think they are
you're banned you're dead ass banned
I need to log on my account and do try to get all my items into bigger items
like more red straight ups you know what bro I'm selling everything Q I'm
I'm actually addicted. Oh, I'm god. I'm addicted.
I'm actually addicted to these. I'm dead ass addicted. Everything's getting sold everything. Well
Everything I hope you hit big buddy
You mean that? No
What the fuck I mean 60 bucks for this knife, bro. I don't care. I don't want it all gone
I pray already done full
Okay, but I bet
I bet
$120 bro. No, I'm the mortgage owners. I thought I had more than that. Only three is insane. I thought I had at least 10
No, I don't care chat. I don't care
Get it out
My hair I
Want to sell this Ruby how much I saw this Ruby for I'm not even getting tried to sell for a dollar
Did you get the one lucky person? I?
Mean I might get out one point to give it all my names
I brought look how much look look how much what I got
Like some of this shit is trash dog like this
I mean look at this
Don't ever call a genius an idiot bro, you understand me I mean you're you're like an idiot savant lucky
What an idiot savant
the hand wraps I love my hand wraps
I did watch this oh my god I'm the
fucking goat I fucked up you I'm not
kidding I fucked up I'm part of the
Do you know them bro? I'm the problem bro. I'm part of the problem. I actually fucked up
You are fucked up badly. Let's do I actually fucked up badly, bro
But I'm shirts blue glove a blue knife all blue
What do you one of these have to have wait, what's the best butterfly knife that you can get out of this?
I'm guessing emerald
Wait on a breakout case break out
um chat fade yeah like Ruby eyes I say no no no no no no no no no let's go
over kill like you like you like you like you oh no no all my money's gone
You're wrong. How about this? Me and you had a game of premier and we bet a thousand subs
and if we lose we give our own chat subs. Where's the fun in that, man? That's fun.
I just lose more money. Or you win and you're the hero who risked
into your chat and still get on top of it.
And what do I win?
Pride in it.
No?
You know what, I'm about to do a nose case.
Alright, I'm living in it.
I gotta go then.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
He did.
He did.
I brought five peas, whatever.
Whatever, I'll just be by myself.
later all right well I'm gonna play a game but game how about we do a gaming
gauntlet now you would never do that I would do that right now though oh no we
could play ahead if you want we should organize a game in God though me you
Los Paulos no no how about the biggest game guy the history of gaming
gauntlets it's the whole poggers against the whole WL it's a gauntlet of 50 games
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Uh, I, you know, I like Slayer's Fire.
I'll probably play it later on, but...
Oh, my god, that looks...
Yo, I can actually get out of this game.
I
Mean I had like more than a hundred hours on my phone on the game
I think I could have not taken damage like bro. I get top ten almost it
I usually tell it almost every day like all classes I
Don't take a loss for an answer. I did that still take a loss for an answer. Oh, he's the captain
What does it say, why does it say $7,000, thank you.
This is a cap.
This is a cap.
Bang.
Bang, eighth place, 15th place, 16th, 17th, 16th.
Boom.
Front page almost every day on my phone.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
I'm kidding.
I'll see you later, alligator.
Yeah.
Yo, yo, what you doing?
Give me a dollar bill, I won't buy it.
Yo, what you doing right there?
Speed, yo, yo, how about we do this?
Me and you, speed runners, two,
B-O-11 for 10K.
B-O-11?
What?
Speed runner, wait, what?
B-O-11?
Speed runners two, B-O-11.
What is speed runners?
Like, I show speed?
It's a game, it's speed runners.
Looking like a pro gamer to say it's like a 2D game where you just run
How much money ten bands
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the environment to your advantage.
Ah, he left the ball.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
What is poke up here?
Given the recent love for Pokemon stuff that simply lets you watch them hang out in different
environments, it's astonishing that it took this long for Pokemon Pokopia to emerge.
It marries two ideas that probably should have been smashed together a long time ago.
Life sims and Pokemon.
Koei Tecno's Omega Force was the right studio to snatch the idea up, too, after its success
working on Dragon Quest Builders 2 with Square Enix and its ongoing positive reputation
for Dynasty Warriors and Nintendo crossovers.
Given all this, I came into Pokemon Pokopia having built up skyscraper high hopes.
I'm happy to say it exuberantly
Metacritic is still cooking on this
88%
88%
I think they're gonna get other reviews here, look like that.
It is now a thing. Dido is really, unexpectedly, into a Kanto region that looks quite different
from what you might remember in other games. You start in the ruins of what you'll very
quickly recognize as Fuchsia City, but drought-stricken and with buildings reduced to rubble. A friendly
tang growth posing as a Pokémon professor is there to greet you. And together, the
two of you undertake a 40-plus-hour effort to restore the region to its former glory
in hopes of attracting both people and Pokemon back home.
This turns out to be a pretty compelling premise.
Both in the mystery, you'll slowly uncover
about what happened to the world,
as well as in how that recovery
ties closely to your actual.
I have a great aesthetic sense.
So I really need there to be something
that way as a lot of the references it's making
and you might just kind of fall off.
I think this game is excellent
apart from the Pokemon elements.
I just think that the Pokemon elements
are so tightly woven in
with what this game is trying to do
that you might just be like sort of vaguely confused.
It's like the Hello Kitty game.
Wait, like the Hello Kitty World game?
With Pokemon and have this like deep nostalgic love for it.
You know, we remember playing red, red and blue and yellow
and having to fill in the gaps in our imagination
of you know, what the Pokemon world would look like
and what it would feel like to be
that exists in that game as a world.
And so, actually having that portrayed
in this really like loving precise,
very specific like all these specific interactions and little details having that portrayed so well I
think is is the key to whatever you're trying to make. Could somebody who's just like an animal
crossing fan or just a stardew fan go into this game and get the same thing out of it? Do you
think you really need to be a Pokemon fan to enjoy Pocopia or or could just sort of life
semi-fans in general still get a lot out of it I do think this game might be kind
of hard to get into if you just have zero history with Pokemon if you've never
picked up a game like you know if you're someone who played them as a child and
haven't touched them since yeah Pocopia is gonna be great you're gonna have a
fantastic oh I mean I'll give a shot I mean what a shot what is it about it was
Did you hear that today?
I'll get it.
I mean, this is goddamn shit, eh?
I mean, this is fucking shit!
This is literally my farm with, like, two actual rows, I mean, are you kidding me?
No, he added two rows.
And we'll put this right here.
Oh, there's a window.
Oh, we can play with it when we play with it now.
Let me check here.
I keep talking shit log in right now see what I did you see you keep talking shit log in right now see what I did
Well, you didn't do anything log in right now see what I did keep talking shit
genuinely I
Did more in two and a half hours than we did in two weeks
Yeah, so you cheated so you cheated nope. It was all on straight
So she got it
nope
zero tps only sluts and beds I
I literally I created a fish breeding hub for the civics is and now we have
enough silence it's silence me to silence that's what they're called
silks is and then we're gonna harvest their meat and then we can make treats
and now we all have right well no fucking shit what I did it though what
are you doing you're just hoarding all the bubbles in your diet you see
Close more already fucking did that one. I played solo
All did that order did that already fucking streamed that song then we already watched it. They're fucking late
I'm not late. You're late. I'm gonna you three hours already streamed all of that
Logging now bitch you guys did nothing you did nothing without me guys can't fucking stay alive for one minute
Login.
You need to waste it.
Jk, I love you.
And also, you just shit off the farm, wait till you log in too.
You're pissing me off. Genuinely.
And when you go outside and you see the infrastructure and architecture that I set up, you're gonna be impressed.
You're being an asshole.
Log in now.
What about all the fucking...
We need a chicken farm.
We need eggs.
Done.
next well we need it we need it Dylan obviously we need a massive ex-qcl from
Michael and Madeleine. Yeah. We're dragons. Moved my jet. I beat the game X. You've been
playing deadlock for 48 hours and I beat the game. Sheep fun. I couldn't find any sheep.
I couldn't find any sheep. Greenhouse is in the works. We're looking for scion die.
next.
Okay.
We have to take a rock and then get a dragon kills.
That's what you're for.
I know that this mod doesn't have any dragon bones on the ground, is this sure false?
There are only a few dragon bones, right?
If it does, okay, Jesse, if you're serious about this mod, do you have to tell me?
on the other call I got a Greek I am being serious I don't I've never lied in
my entire life I'm out of Greek yeah I joined the other call
you know yeah you know you actually sounded badass right now
Holy shit.
Yeah, I'm locked in.
By the way, we've progressed a lot, and I mean a lot.
And by me, we, I mean mostly Jesse and some of me.
And I got the coolest cloak in the entire world.
What does that mean?
Best in slots.
You're playing deadlock.
You're playing deadlock.
True. True.
I did all the boring stuff that takes hours.
You know what I mean?
I mean like I did the boring shit that we were not going to do on stream.
And as soon as you get on your 8 destroying my fucking crop I spent 2 hours farming.
Great.
And you're already dead.
Classic.
Hell classic.
Lol.
Comes in, destroys my crops and dies.
Fuck man.
I'll kill it.
help are you okay wait yeah diamonds are now yeah we know we'd be playing yeah we
is he can you fucking help yes
lock in xqc you can sacrifice a couple hours of deadlock to progress in this mod
yo this is nice looking bro said well bro said well huh and i put an xqc l heart
And you're just gonna laugh at me and make fun of me. Look
Look at this
Look what I did. I literally care and you said all this. Holy shit
Yeah, what's up, you like my place up things a hard container that is a plus one heart. I like that
The fact you get a gift like that is really nice that plus one heart. This goes hard
I
Know I took it no
I'm high enough level cuz I far
Wait, did you just give him my heart that I farmed and said it was a present
No, I put it in an item frame for an ex-C.L. And you fucking yoinked it and used it. Okay, that's my heart
My heart
Okay, yeah, do you like my kid you like my cake?
What the pvp still on I don't want to hear anything about I don't I don't I don't care
I don't have the server. I don't give about the storyline. It's lame because you can't sort of server right there
Fuck I hate this shit
Fuck you
Read this just in case you anything right there
You need to change your skin and game to have a big black blob on the top of your head
Cuz your hair doesn't we just Kate X on the floor your big nose bum head
it. Disgusting. It is nothing. Yes, it does. It does crazy. Jesse, do you hear this guy?
Cause as far as the fall when injured it. Yes. When that mob hits you at AC 330 comes
down and just like destroys it with stars. Okay. Okay. But can I can I can I reforge
it? What material is this? Stilt. Would you like to see the breeding hut? Yeah.
me where we breed okay how do you make some bed well it is expensive to make
fuck that Jesse you haven't done that we were having fun last night weren't
we yeah and then you went to bed oh we can read about that really hold on
intro okay intro
76 months in the jungle
Pac-Man runes intro
um
sorry
sorry about that go ex-QCU to the intro because I've done one Jesse's done one and you need to do one now go
Welcome guys. Thank you for watching it.
I'm so lame, man.
Hello, what's up, YouTube? This is me, Greg, and Jimmy.
Today, we're going to be progressing in RLcraft once again.
This is the episode three of the series,
and today we are going to see and tame dragons.
Yep. This episode is called The Great Progression,
because all we're going to do is progress.
Jesse, take it away.
PVC mind since last time I went ahead and fixed it for a bit and set up a nice architecture outside for an entrance
These lazy bones over here have been sleeping in plain deadlock of course, but let's go ahead and get into it
Make sure to hit that like and subscribe button to see more kitchen
Nice man. That was hard. That's what
Yes
Fucking pts as they go. Oh, I haven't done it yet in fucking three hours
I'm this is the time that's fucking spending the answer as always it like I can't
Guys, guys, we need to replete this, let's gather the XP and replete this, no?
Yeah, but I wanted to save it so it looked good.
Okay, well let's go I think. I will replete this as well.
You need a help?
What are you doing? Just pick the ones that are ready, dumbass.
No, no, no, no, you're wasting!
You just wasted so much!
Oh my god!
Okay, okay, okay, you have a singular fucking cell in that fat fucking head of yours. Yeah, don't call those anything about being fat fucking fat fuck
Fuck you listen next time you just go just do one and see what happens. Don't do eight and then realize you did wrong
Well says you
says you
Buddy just fucking mad. I'm gonna tell you fucking dust
So how do you know
You just, uh, left right, but you do, what the hell?
Wait, uh, what's this?
I don't give a- I think we should do batches, as in, like, remove all of it, and then- then, you know what I mean?
What?
Yeah, just fuck- fuck up all the work.
What are you doing? You don't get anything.
Keep doing it. No, it's fine. Fuck it all up.
Yeah, but he's harvesting the non-grown one.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, just keep doing it. Fuck us.
I'm removing everything, and reconciling-
No, why's it rhyming the process?
They spent ages growing! They could be like five minutes until they're full breed.
Fuck you, just pick the ones that I picked, you fucking dumbass!
Wait, they go randomly?
That was kind of aura.
Yes, because he's throwing our whole generational run.
And I don't want to sound like a bitch either, but you're gonna bring in the bitch out on me.
See, that one just grew. That one just grew. Did you see that, Jesse?
Yeah, it was right in front of us.
us guys so you have to look at all of them and go oh this is maybe oh he's ready
like yes literally what I've been doing yes yes it's a fucking mod wait he's
doing it this is lame well then just don't be a farmer then I've been a
farmer for years and I love it so why can't you be already at the same time
that just do it just do it what you want fuck it fuck it just destroy it
You know what? Just- here's the GNT.
Fuck it 1G.
Nah, just fucking-
I think- I think it should be all wheat, then all carrots, then all whatever.
I like that. Yeah go for it. Fuck it 1G.
Okay, so-
Is it because of the light? Is it because of the light? Is it because of the light that they don't-
Like- is it that-
No, I-
Oh.
69 months.
Sixty.
Nine.
Hello?
Animal.
I mean-
I've got a great idea.
It's a jumpy girl.
Fuck up the base and then go play Deadlock and 12 hours.
Yo!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I fucking hate you!
I also mean the entrance like even look at this see this green
Yeah I did say like you did say well Jesse you could just yeah it's a wide it's a wide
fit.
It's a wide fit and it also says not annoying when you're from an industry.
Guys this is a lot of levels like this is actually efficient.
I like what we did.
What crazy is that out of all the people in this call great is the one who's
educating.
We
Let's work this way around wait till he does his gavel extreme keep that energy up
Well wait, keep that energy up
Beats don't expect speed
6.7 ducks, 6.7
Do you know you're more Greek or Greek as minecraft tip of the day expert before having a sugar done that fucking ditto
Thank you for sticking up for me, X.
X, can I ask you a question?
Why is it that you're doing charity work when you're playing with Ron?
Oh, I mean, I'm paid by certain entities I can talk about on stream.
Oh, okay.
Like a sponsor sec?
Yeah, it's like a make-a-wish thing, eh?
Undisclosed ad.
Holy, finally, some content on this fucking goddamn website.
It's been a while since we got actual good content.
Yeah, um...
Wait till you see other people realize it's quite, you're gonna see Rekai playing there,
you're gonna see like...
Well, yeah, that's not happening, that's not happening, that's not happening.
You're gonna see everybody gonna start playing.
Ain't nobody gonna be doing fucking this diabolical game mode.
What the fuck are you doing?
Whatever I want.
Oh my god, Jesse, what are we doing?
Whatever the fuck I want.
What's your fucking problem?
Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.
It looks so ugly, it actually bothered me.
So we have to reset it.
Just put only seeds. Put only seeds down. Only seeds in.
But do peat roots though. First, because they give the most sex peat.
Are you ready?
Yeah, they've been giving me more.
And we need to find green house glass. We need to get cat ties.
Yeah, we do.
If anybody see a cat-a-pussy, cat-a-pussy.
No, oh wait, we got a sheep farm as well.
I've only cared for the best of it.
Wait really? I thought it was a beetroot. Wait, did we check? Oh, they're all gone.
Alright, let's see.
We are farmers, bum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum.
It's carrots, it's your carrots.
Okay, then just do all carrots then.
For now, I will leave this as all weeds for now.
Anything past the edge in the middle is gonna be carrots.
It's all weeds. Okay, Roger, I'm doing it.
No, carrots, carrots, right? Is this a carrot?
Yeah, yep, yep, yep.
Carrots. Oh, my name is XLC.
Do you have any carrots?
Do you have any carrots?
Yo, I just know a British person is fucking getting mad at an accent.
Fucking thick-ass accent.
Yo, fuck you!
What is wrong with that?
Fuck you, I'm a fucking criminal.
Fuckin' Jesus, you're a fucking cuss.
Carly by your fucking neck.
Don't fucking press me on it.
My cats, my cats.
more though to play though
Jesse you know what you're really good at you know when I message you on discord you respond instantly
I love that about you. Yeah, I'm just lonely Sam
So with any dirt?
Yes, where?
You have a monitor just for discord like
Say that again the back the dumb the fan
No, no, I went to that spot and I could know no back back
No, are you sure you used the clip and that was all of our room to we get
Here's the dirt. You don't need dirt
Right over it. We'll just get more loot like cheese. Oh, that's essentially this is what I thought
They're millions of jobs. What do you mean? Oh, I mean you're gonna
I don't get it though. It's actually better though. Like that troll shit is rare.
But we didn't break the troll spawner and it's still there.
It's not game to be the usual though, but yeah, it's true.
It's not just the backpack, it had everything in it.
Right, get over it, man. We're not gonna find it anymore.
It's gone.
Stop talking about the fucking thing.
I couldn't find it.
i looked for a while it was such a waste of time
it's a waste of time
it was shit loot anyways this is not even endgame loot we haven't killed dragons
and all this other stuff
we need to expend a farm
i mean it's okay, this is like a chore to do so let's do that later it's fine
it's fine, yeah it's a chore
we need iron
we have no iron
at all
wait why?
and i need you to get more lapis Greek
because i can't breathe anymore
Okay, okay, okay. I'll do the problem.
We just don't have any iron.
Do you actually have a science farm?
Yes. Do you want to come see it?
Wait, actually?
Yes.
Show me.
In the wood area.
Go to the waste zone, go to swamps.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to see...
No, it's here!
The twill tusks are here!
Oh, but we don't have the twill leather.
It's the leather. Yeah.
Fuck you!
Who you oh?
Yeah, I
Puzzles oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god. Are you like you're literally so well
Levels. I didn't know you were gonna get absolutely one shot. I mean honestly. I know y'all y'all y'all
I'm gonna I'm gonna mute. Oh my god
You fucking bitch ass, baby
That that brought my fucking heart man. I mean I'm kind of strong though. I didn't realize my powers like
Yeah, Nora
I'll try it again. I
Think he needs one more shut up
Minion
Here you can have my you can have my team full of xp. Okay. Oh
Where's the XP book? I've got six XP, but I stole from XP.
That blue slushie ranked five, your brain receptors...
Wait, you got twelve?
You have twelve, but now I have six. Where's the book, Jesse?
It's in X tax.
Alright, alright, let's go.
In what?
We need to go, we need to go, we need to go.
Uh, yeah, X, give me the book real quick so I can dump this six XP in it.
Okay.
Give me your buzzer so I can dump in it.
What?
Waaaaaah!
Oh.
Excuse me?
That's kind of cool.
Alright, come with me.
I need a weapon.
I need some gear before I leave this spot.
I found two stacks of arrows.
Yeah, I know. I've got one stack on me now.
Um...
Yeah, I'm ready.
Oh, you just took that.
Yo, yo, what was that noise?
Arrow.
Guys, we can make more bushes if you want.
We can make more bushes. We'll make more bushes or not.
what now one time I think but come with me
I need some armor though
no I'm still not sure how he says we need to expand the farm we need to
this with this he's gonna log off and not do anything that's not true I want to
progress the plate thrifter I didn't know you know you want to play this game
but I think it's a hit it's not us then we love it we love each other I love
it and I love you okay thank you I love it you see my best friend though
it you know in reverse just fuck rake it that fuck in your bitch by the way why
were you friend I joined your streamer the intro and I randomly joined you
insult me for no reason yes so what what's going on smiley got that
fair enough yeah but he insulted you by saying you're a true friend though
You're saying I can insult Greek because he's a real friend yes, like oh, actually see you're a great guy
But you're ugly as fuck you can't just give one compliment and then finish up with insult
But you can't do it because nobody wants to be caught in the truck here like glazing fucking Greek like that's fucking ball the bill shit like any Greek lasers
crickets
Okay
I do you want to see that wake up about
I'm gonna be back back because he's lost my backpack we've been in base for two days. Well, we have to sleep twice
Holy shit wishes to come into my head that going crazy. Get me out of this cave
You can apparently there's a control there's a bind that you can do to just click a button and it goes on your back
and on the floor
My cloak
I just want to thank you get up and go to the fridge
And we have termites by the way, I don't know why all right coming me
Coming I'm gonna put the one called woods X. So it's called wood. Oh
Careful, there's a guy bringing a creeper. Do not fuck my base up go. It's not there. What is my backpacker?
I'm wearing it
Wait. Wait.
I can't. Just right click.
Can I, can I change this?
Right there.
No, I cannot.
What are you doing?
There's a, there's a, no, don't go up.
There's a flying creeper in a, in a, uh, uh, uh, uh, crows hand, uh, hand.
He's gonna break everything I made!
Please!
Where?
I
Only got shell for see
Yo yo these knives kind of go heavy
Yo these knives went hard
Yes, yeah, I'm gonna be a real you made the base that fucking beautiful guys what the
something's going on guys it look at look at the the the sky that base
the lines are going down oh the other climates in it's like the giant beanstalk
or something it's like a mini game wait it's going down actively now wait I'm
trying to get you up on the lady wait one tick off her doesn't work
Oh, she loves me.
Go, go, go, we go.
OK.
Get to wood.
Wood.
Swamp, no, swamps.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Oh.
Same thing.
There, put the trigger to it.
But we have eggs at home, though.
No, no, no.
Locking.
This, I better be impressed.
Otherwise, I will disconnect.
I'm not, I'm not.
Locking, twin.
I will disconnect it.
It's not insane.
I swear, lock in, swank.
Hey.
Hey, lock in.
Come on, then.
I got a lock in, twank.
Come on, log out.
Five seconds, log in.
Come on in.
Go on in. Go on in. Try it.
Boom. This is what I do.
Yo!
This is what I do.
It's not bad.
We don't have enough lappies. We just need more lappies.
I will farm lappies.
All the lappies.
That is what we do.
Not by we.
Not by we.
You did that, Jesse.
Not bad.
Not great, but still.
Dude, why are you?
white you see if you think they can't get a lot and you come here might judge
everything we do like you're the fucking teacher
uh... great be working
so can't like
about it
really
if we do call them we have a shit time
my god
all
okay just get it back to reading time is is up five minutes we have to be in the
chunk
that's all the reason there is a brain that back to the home
I don't know. I can't. Oh, we can't. We can't run to the. I was gonna test.
I wanted to test with a bucket, but we don't have enough iron for it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. There are ways we can cheat this by putting an
entity in the chunk. No.
Yeah, but what kind of entity? I don't know which one because there's no
chunk loaders. No chunk loaders. No, so I don't know.
What is Stasis chamber?
Stasis. 50 second.
See if it's easy.
So how could we bring this farm to home it doesn't exist? Why does it matter anyways?
Why can't we use teleport there?
Silux in the lake bottom at the base
No, yeah, it would be better. Wait Jess. What is the silux do if we?
Chop the meat take the meat and then we turn it into a treat
We can feed it to the birds and then the birds will come our mouths. Oh
Wow, we have flying mouths
I
Am gonna call it up W call W call
Wait, where'd you go? Yeah, put name tag on the ones you want to breathe at least they spawned in there
Okay
No way, right Jack? That would be insane. If this is true, I would be so impressed.
Wait, so we just name tag every fish? That's a lot of name tags, though.
We have a lot of them, there is the defining.
Yo, I am carrying the server, bro.
Damn right you are.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Guys, there is Silix right next to me right here.
You next to our base?
Yes!
Like a few blocks away!
Alright, can you try...
Okay, can you make an underground tunnel that goes directly into our base so you can bring it in our base?
This would take like 10 hours.
I can do it. I got good mining.
We have TNT.
Yes, we have a lot of gunpowder.
We have so much gunpowder.
Do not fuck up my entrance.
How do you get gunpowder?
You can fuck my entrance, shit.
What the fuck?
Oh my bad, my bad.
Guys, it's like hours to get the fish over here, like hours.
I have time.
Look at this entrance.
I have idea.
We just put the water everywhere.
I put a leash on them and I just fucking, I dragged it up.
Shit, put a leash on me.
I'll get it.
Jack, how did I get a leash?
You said worse. All good.
I'll leave it. I'll leave it.
Jack, was that work, Jack?
Why not? You're gonna put a lead on the fish?
You could do a boat, but they suffocate.
I learned that Eshade was actually sad it was my first fish. I cried.
What was his name?
I'm happy to believe that is it that is a generation of a report rip. I'm happy to clutch of the of the year of
The century you're crazy
No, I
Saw it. Yeah, you like it
Yeah, I
Wish I got excited for games like that. Oh, yeah, that's why it goes. Oh, what game is it? That's why I
you did last night when you played that game like okay I great sure great
great I guess this fucking one-liner all-streamer what yeah somebody give a
fucking idea shit you motherfucker so then how do I leash him
Maybe I can maybe I make a like like a
She's like in my life they put like the fucking pipe and then they they send the fish up the stream
That's a yes, but just to buck it. Well, you're gonna. Can you actually last so fish?
Nope
Well, let me
Me look up pipe
Nope.
Well, I know you cannot butt-kip a-a-side, I see you.
What?
I see-I don't know if it's a camera.
Facing along!
I never got to actually try it.
Jack, is-is-is it gonna get back if you run it?
I think you just-I think you get a straw flute. You don't get it.
Glad you speak, Jesse.
A transportation car, so what's that? What's that?
I can go get iron. No, no, no, we can just snout some stuff on iron. It's all good.
Well, apparently you can smelt all these iron pet armors.
The pet armors, the chain will fire. Yeah, but I fuck, I did that already. I never
done them already. No, you didn't. There's like 20 in here.
We have a fuck ton. There's two. Three. Yeah, there's, okay, there's only three.
Like I was saying, that's 20.
Boom, got it, I'm doing it.
I'm melting tools in there.
Same.
No, didn't make the...
Oh my god.
Why?
Give me iron, we're chilling.
Okay, okay.
Seven iron, we're good!
There's more, yeah.
Smelt them.
20.
I made two buckets, I made two buckets, we're good.
Guys, this is the age of progress, we are rolling it!
Now, we might not be able to pick up the fish because people were saying it was just vanilla fish, but we'll see.
No, no, no. It doesn't matter. I won't be able to pick it up, but I can still bait the mouth though.
You go to the back door.
Now again?
Yeah.
Probably just skip back to the back door.
Yeah, I have the coal on me.
Dude.
It's scary.
It's safe.
There's a killing that kill it kill it
Hey, I woke up in the morning, which?
What's that?
Huh, good. I need flicking seal
Like it's like the TV
We have that. Oh
Yeah
Where?
Right here you go thing Bob. Thank you, sir
Chat if I am able to do this it's a game Jack. This is a game changer
Watch out reaper
Got it
Okay
What to do is bomb to the corner right here
So it's very deep down though
here water huh maybe you got a redstone it is it turned off on the server wait who just
blocks me in is that you just jessie is it you trying to how do I enable it what's the
command in the chat because we're having somebody post it.
GMP on.
Thanks.
Maybe explosives.
It's working.
It's working.
Oh my god!
Alright, TNT's on.
It's working!
He likes me so where's how many do you need to breathe it what dude I'm gonna get this
one come here buddy he's coming he's coming okay get him in and then block him out can
get more of all there's more
no I'm not okay yeah but this is true oh my god okay now I'm gonna go bomb the
corner you guys here check his mind yeah get if you can get iron get like
with Zuley get it like everything classic oh no he's gonna
TNT for it when is the new McClellan the right it should be I did
Last game was scared to track the stream when it does.
Uh, dude?
Uh-oh.
Fine.
Minus one TNT.
Okay, everyone.
It's one TNT, second one G.
Guys, this is working! Like...
you guys should be like going oh my god wow what's like no I mean it's a sick
yeah I'm oh yeah whatever you're doing great I mean just like it add meatballs
today it was they went meet balls and rice is it gonna blow
I mean I don't get it it's just it's just done
He's got deadlock game sense
Good.
Why, I could have just, can I just mine like a whole thing and just drag them?
We could have just mined it, yeah, on paper.
This is more fun though.
Okay, now I need to get some water, yeah, yeah, get some water and start putting water
around here so that they can flow in.
Oh
There's a minus
Do the thing do the thing
Then I call me fat. Yeah, I'm calling that do it
Give me your buckets. All right, there's a bucket in
Thanks
Wait
I'm so done on paper. I mean, I would use one block
Yeah, I just mind it
Yeah, exactly
Yeah, that's just a lot harder to do it. It's all good
This will take us maybe five times as long
Are we getting close with the jet and I did the next one again, right? It's gonna be a little bit to the bottom left
Yeah
I'm not filling this up with water. I'm gonna this is gonna be so terrible
No, you're the wrong way. It's the wrong way to be honest.
No, no, no, no, it's not.
It needs to be here. This is our base.
It's by that tower.
No, he's right.
He's right.
He's right.
No, he's not, man.
What is it?
Well, I have it.
I literally have it.
And then left, right?
I have it.
Oh look guys, where's my water where's my water start putting fucking water you use a scumbag fuck
What
Wait, could you do that mining thing that you were doing? Oh my god? I went
What do you mean mine? Yo, yo, it went straight to the base. I'm the fucking goat right now. Hold on
Yeah
Now why do you get put stairs here at least nowhere?
Yeah
So it's just gonna be that's something for that's where you should leave it right here to the
Aquarium
I'll see that then now we were saving I didn't know what we were gonna do with that yet
No, I'll make the pause right here
I don't think it would have just-
Guys, if it floods, if there's a block exposed because of a creeper or some shit happens it'll flood the whole farm.
On paper.
Oh my- help, Jesse.
Okay, no man.
Fuck.
I'm speedrunning this meal, it's almost done.
Take the time, enjoy it.
No, I always speedrun.
Oh, is that ad?
Can you kill this in Jettie?
Maybe I'll put it on there.
Where?
Um, I just don't, I don't know where you're at.
I'm where...
He is exploding.
Dude, this looks so nice. I'm actually so proud of myself.
Easy.
Yeah.
It's been 5, 5 years I'll get it.
Ow!
Yo.
What's up?
Want this to be the like area?
No, no, no, please don't do anything, don't do anything.
It's so nice dude. I'm not doing so good enough
We did not see this was a bad idea so are you doing the bucket thing?
No, I'm gonna no you debunked. I'm just gonna do the mining all the way down
Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six.
We'll just do six by six now.
One, two, three, four, five.
Six.
Seven.
And what about the bottom?
Does it need more bottom down?
This is nowhere.
So I forgot how to do our water.
No, no, we haven't been to water, we're chilling.
Yeah, what's up, Jesse?
Yeah.
Bring this way.
My base looks like shit.
Let's try to map here.
Dude.
Dude, I cooked so hard.
Wait, can you do that, though, with the diamond pickaxe?
My shit keeps breaking through.
Hell yeah, I can.
One, two, three, four, five.
Actually, let's go to bed.
Okay.
Good night.
Okay.
Night.
Night.
Hold on.
I'm going to do the mining this properly.
Okay.
I can't go to sleep if I mouse these and I kick in hard.
Okay.
Okay.
Good.
Good night.
So you did the water bucket thing, right?
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You didn't.
So you did the water bucket thing right you didn't you didn't show me right
No, I ignored what you were doing. It was bad idea, but then I am you
Yeah, the water will spawn water enemies. Are you gonna go to bed? I did. Oh, it kicked me out of bed
I think it's one though
Wait, oh there goes
Not what light depending
Okay, so we will make okay first we make an infinite pool so on
What are you guys doing with the blocks here?
We're building up so we can...
Oh, come here Greek.
And then hold on, there's a...
...fresh just lying right outside.
Uh-oh.
Holy aura!
Got it.
Hold on.
This way.
Check it out, I'm doing the legs.
I'm an engineer you put four of those
Just break this break this break this
There we go, okay, come here
And now water there, I think I drown or not
Woo
I'll give him a little extra just in case
Yeah, keep going straight. Yeah, yeah
So the TNT was pointless?
Yeah, entirely
Guys, I am lost
Uh, what's up? I'm Greek
Well, I found an iron, so I mean
I mean, fuck it, I mean
I'll take a W when I see one
I
See stay learning to be digging. Yeah. Yeah, just keep going straight
Guys guys guys guys I need to know where base is that please help me
Where are you I don't know where you're at anymore. I was where are you I'm so
It's home. It's home the base. Oh, yeah, base is home on the waypoint. It's home
Thank you, I hit my boy
So now we just fill this bitch up with water I'm guessing
right but keep it so guys always we build above a fucking like a supermine
like yes we did we build like above hell yeah yeah we did
yeah i'm just gonna get out of the way you got this where are we yeah i'm so sorry
what the what the fuck what it's like the fucking places yes this is a farm
time. Where are we? We're an American boy. Brrrrrang. Is that it? This little square?
Are you done, water? Hold on. That thing's going to start stealing
I shit by the way yeah kill it
now there's parasites so now we have even water I can do this thing bang bang
back
what does that do
It's a week, you can make a limited water if you place it in a block or four.
That's what I'm doing.
Oh that's pretty good, that's nice.
I don't feel so good either.
Check!
Is that going to be a bit?
Oh, that feels so good.
Jack? Is that going to be infinite?
Guys, I-I-I died to parasites?
Wait, I know that you can do that.
And they hurt.
Oh, Maggie.
I'm gonna die of hypothermia. I don't think he has the flint skill I think, I'm not sure.
I have it. Fuck, I'm dead.
Okay, so now, I should be- With the XP book, I got 4 XP I want to dump.
On him. No, I think I put it away here actually.
I'm still doing the water thing it's just shoot all you ruin my stairs to get up
How could you?
Hold on
Where are the bottom?
Don't waste your time
Give me one block of water
Just gonna do see
Everybody shuggling how are you struggling on the simplest task?
This is a simple. Okay. Jack is this a is this a football?
They're gonna drown but she's drowning
the fish is going to drown wait how they can't drown fish can't drown are they're
gonna breathe okay is this chat up is this pool sound is it a sound pool no
No.
No, no.
In his life, you guys.
Any more lanterns?
Any more lanterns at all?
Guys?
No.
I'm still locked in. You have zero clue.
I'm doing the hardest task of all time.
Jesse, I need some fucking torches or some fucking lanterns.
No.
Holy blind.
got it holy blind tell me is that in the ability shut up holy blind yeah are you fucking stupid
don't ever say that again to me you are nothing to me
i got the meanest fucking thing you can say you are worthless to me
okay i need a call i have call
Why are the torches...
Here they come!
You got it?
Yes!
Fifty-eight months and I regret every minute.
Yes!
Oh my God!
I did it.
We lost one fish on the way, he breathed.
No!
He took a breath of air, yeah.
Does it matter?
now
they can we not make it so it's like they're struggling to like survive here
get it we we we we read it in your honor
already
get your you're hurting them you're hurting them
what why is it
i've got a current in here
We should probably like lock this off now.
I'm not gonna wall.
Holy, one stream of tramp and he's already making walls.
What are you doing?
It's sound. It is sound. It is...
currents you see the current oh you have shaders like you don't see I whatever
them I know this is gonna bother them shit happening you gotta fix it like on
my street it's like all the currents are yeah yeah I fixed it my put in a block
here see where the block is Jess we have to fill the bottom first
night I fix it on almost one more what might be to place all the ball later now
just break them now just break them we're good we're good I fixed oh I'm so
sorry guys how do we breathe in more just I take time to have a breathing
time they can only do it five minutes above us five minutes timer six point
five years can we put a feeder here that he's them periodically I don't know
what's your call
is it need to be this big
what about waterfall when it become cool on the bank
no idea
no i don't like it
just isn't it
we have a little
no i don't i mean like a little at the back is a lot like like two little
oh just for like yeah or a
I need a big echo, big echo, big echo, big echoes
how about you
can I get one door big ex?
yeah you can
I bet either going to swim up so I'll just do that
yeah take this dude
there you go
it's ok I can make my own, it's all good I'll get it anyway
oh my god you didn't sleep by yourself
I
Watch your ass myself the mask fuck you
Stop talking to him like that. Thank you. Well you is that it? Yes. He is
Okay, now what we need is to make this look nice on paper
Also, I don't want to be to hurt them. I think we should put a wall up a
Like some at least some kind of wall like some kind of wall
Maybe brick
If you want to go to oh, we can put lily pads we could stand on them
On the second student on the other side make it even grass
Hit it with like one of these like this, and then chain.
Yeah, just put a torch, break it down one and then put the torch on, yeah put the torch
there, boom, perfect.
Guys, we're just, it's okay, fine.
Yo!
Oh.
Yo, this is disgusting. I hate-
Whatever you guys do as the next-
Leave it! Leave it!
No, I fucking hate it!
I made this fucking pool!
This is my pool!
Fuck!
This is shit!
Alright, then you make it good, and I'll sit here and watch.
No, he is good because I'm on a shit.
That's what he does everything.
That's my project, man!
Nah, there's one in the email when I'm on it.
Wait, it's not centered.
It's mine! I built this!
Ah!
Yes, as you, oh my god, this is...
Everything about now, everything about now, we have a Fritz, we have a Fritz!
Hold on, I have a great aunt that emails me.
If you keep building walls in my room, you're going to find me too.
I'm using my crime on him.
Send her a scout, like, empty a bank account.
I gotta scream out of the face, you might not know what's up.
That's kinda cute.
She has to fit with my house.
Yeah, good.
That's all I'm gonna do.
Guys, it's gonna have a little bit of ambience.
If you have like a little two block down, small little back waterfall that goes down
and has some noise, like some current, you know what I mean?
I can do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can use it.
What we do?
Okay.
I know exactly how we do that.
that we get four slabs why don't you just open up the water hole and put a
sign so the water stops
no this is progress like this doesn't look like it but this this progresses us
through the game
also check as much like it more fish no we can just breed them like we're gonna
be here all the time we'll just be breeding. Yeah but you know I think we
accelerate the breeding process by a crazy margin if we get more fishes. It was
insanely hard to do what I just did. You could go try and do it if you want.
Didn't you leave the water back? Didn't you leave the water there? Yeah it's there but like
you have to put down a bucket, swim into the current into the fishes that
body block you and you have to um once you finally do it they start
suffocating. You have to kiss and then you have to put the um water
pocket and you have to grab hold
Challenges have to do
I'm just trying to say it and I'm not even trying to be rude about it, but you're ass
You have a nicer
To get the cat this can you can you grow it?
Yeah, just like the fucking zombie
Zombie head don't move that. Oh my god, you removed my
I don't give a shit about your zombie head fuck you fuck
That's my zombie head
and more fishes
like
These must come over the walls. Yeah, I don't need to get to the fax in some pines
Any more fishes I
Did your waterfall and it looks good durable? Really? Yeah, did it add it?
Two more fishies
looks freaking adorable holy
only thing that maybe would make it better is if we put all like glowstone or like a
lit thing behind the waterfall you know what I mean?
yeah
like all lit up
We don't have the glowstone dust for that.
Chad, I didn't want to go to the water because in this mod pack, the water gets crazy.
Like, it's how you fuck your shit up, but just trust me.
What about seaweed? Did they eat that?
No, they ate coal and lapis.
these
who else has absolutely no idea what is happening
and set the button set the bottom
oh my god I got another fishy
yes
very good news you really got lapis
now
when we cook look behind you
now
grow that you do the honors credit look over here
put on the same
which side
uh... any of the office outside
kate is by the book and it's a little bit of a really matter
account
try it now
and then try it now
nice
no one of them stay behind
there you go
you're just gonna, yeah you're gonna have to cut all those out
I'm gonna do that now
what is he doing?
oh look at this crate this is gonna fuck you up
what
Yeah, I don't get it. It's not gonna pull up. It's not even
You see how I'm no, yeah, like we could put two more gates and then like a double lantern or we just get rid of this
Lantern in the middle entirely thing
We just expand it by one maybe why do you get rid of the arch sign?
Or maybe just put the lantern like on the side like far side or watch this
This is what I'm doing by the way when you're telling me I'm doing nothing.
Can you please kick the fat British guy from the call?
Yeah, to land the bank.
Yeah, and then grab the other guy.
Also you can only have a posture of my 67-year-old grandma who's in a wheelchair.
Get a haircut, Buster.
48 years in the jungle.
a London school to a London school to a London school to a London school to a London school to
all right I'm super cold perhaps odd I'll hug you
nice
I don't know if we have another lantern
That's what what what what in here?
Just just uh just break it. That's I made your waterfall you'll see I just needed to put a couple blocks
We don't have a lantern, I'm just gonna do torches instead, for now, until we find another
thing. Uh oh, the chickens have escaped. Oh no. Yes, yes. Wait, fix the waterfall though,
you just ruined my life. Someone in the waterfall. No, I'll fix it. No, this isn't what it looked
like what is it cool ball fuck but he'll give it to the couple of it yo fucker what the
fuck is he doing I like fix this water now
the chicken's drowns you know just eat for now please get me to remove the water from
sorry I just removed it removed it no you literally ruined it it wasn't like this
Okay, hold on. I'm not sure what it is. The waterfall is fucking dog shit.
You ruined it. You literally made it.
What did I do?
Just remove it please.
Now I'm literally standing on business
Wow whoa whoa whoa
I need shovels
Can I get a welcome to the jungle spring
edition sunflower energy Jesse the
water flies shit generally and we just
really get right now over it was it
like it's just I'll redo it I can't
work with out
fuck me. man fuck this shit. I'm turning it off. this piece of shit. let me fix it
how I had it before because it looks so good. I cannot work. it's all fixed already. ah
to say that word
so this is going to help us predict the game right because now we're going to get
mounts because these are going to give us treats correct?
yes
but I'm lucky I already did this
Okay, now I have all the iron and he makes a marmite.
Pants and helmet.
Bang, bang.
Reforged that.
Boom.
Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch.
That was not worth it at all.
Tch, tch, tch.
Center at the-
Yeah, and natural?
Oh, well actually-
Okay, I fixed the waterfall. That's not supposed to look.
Feel better.
Okay, I don't mind that.
That's what it was, I promise.
I don't mind it, I don't actually.
But I want to put light behind the waterfall, you know what I mean?
So it's like a bright lit up waterfall?
Yeah.
But we don't have close stops.
I bet they're going to die, I bet they're going to die.
And see where the rocks slowly pass in.
They're going to die?
We just have to fix the currents this way.
We sleep quickly.
All right, goodnight.
I can't
My bad false cack around blood trail excuse me a blood trail excuse me
Now my water shaders don't make it look very good. I just might change my chair type
Yeah, I don't like your shaders
I like another nice. I just was not a fan
well
I just ate all the potatoes. There's no more potatoes left.
I see, that looks like that.
Ewww!
I had to do this to fix the currents.
Can we like progress and stop about like visual shit? This is the shit that you do when...
This is progression though.
Because now we have an in-chunk farm.
We're gonna be able to fly like us flying its GGs
Yes, so we can get killed in the air instead of the ground
Wait, yeah, so our backpack it's stuck 350 blocks up in the air. It's good. Yeah, this is awful
I like what your shader was before just not the water like only the water was bad. I don't know maybe I'm making more blue
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, try to...
Come on guys, I'll get some snacks.
Me, I'm hungry.
All the opacity!
Fuckin' torches.
They're all stained.
Where's that?
It's better, but it would be nice if it like had a blue tinge to it.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
Yeah, but like a blue sandwich.
GK's blow you just killed me. I only had time for one game after my 12 hours shift.
I guess you're just better haha.
Gotta pick up my kids and get ready to go to my second job, Steve.
Hope you have a good stream.
Do you know we have, um, now he used it.
Well, I need some torches back there, Jess, but some torches here, quick.
Yes, sir.
No!
What did I do?
Here, I'll give you half my stack.
Not many, but...
Yeah.
Um, chat, I can shmell you.
Oh, I have two raw silks meat, by the way, already.
Just from the two that died out there, so not worthless.
So this is, this is genuinely better.
Look, you can see the tint on it there.
That's a lot better.
That's so good!
That's so good!
Jesse, you're down for some deadlock.
Hey Jess, is this not going to grow because of the torches here?
Uh, let me see.
No, that's fine.
It's not a minute.
Oh, with this one, yes. Don't put them above.
Just to make sure I'm not here instead.
I'll do this instead.
I need to light these. Do you have a flint?
Oh, yeah. No, I got to put down the torch, though.
Close at the bottom.
Yeah.
What if we just get cold, though?
Shall we put maybe a lava under with a big blast over it?
Yeah.
One more to the right, yeah.
You need to actually progress, you know,
president says I'm not you I like to do a nice thing sometimes man like it's what
makes gold to the base fun and who makes the mundane shit like actually kind of
fun otherwise you get bored yes because you start loving the world there's like
an actual you know you're not just speedrunning if you were you would
quit when things get harder but if you have a nice background it will make it
still a little bit
like having a nice pet, you need a nice pet to have a good day
I'm just happy to be here
crickets
I like the sand
nice
now island one question out the the lantern that's in the middle is uneven
and it's a little crit I know I know it's temporary it's temporary
Oh, there's a Scarlet Groot down here, for the XT.
Hey.
Dub.
Oh this looks cute!
No I bugged it.
I would add some flare to it but it just doesn't work.
Some zest to it.
No, this is all they can see, they can't see anything.
No.
They can't see anything.
Oh, and they're gonna die, right?
Because the weed is gonna go up and they're gonna get stuck.
We need to extend the spot then.
I mean, they gotta be smart enough to dodge it, right? Like, there's no way to reach them.
XQCM
Well
So should I go to my other breathing farm and just kill all of them to get all the meat?
Yep, I'm just happy because we'll only use this farm now like
I gotta turn on the fucking doom. What if there was patches of dirt in between the sand wouldn't that be kind of nice?
that was not agree with us at all
I guess it is
be nice then
I'm dying
I'm hiding in the corner
I'm using the call to bring him close to me and then striking.
Have a great night, cha-cha-excusing ale.
What do you know?
Oh, they're late, I'm done it.
I think Gravel would be nice though.
What is it?
Guys, I just...
Bro, I think I already have enough meat.
No tool.
Well guess what I just found? La Paz.
No!
I have 17 schmeets by the way.
I got pegged up again.
That one is very cute.
Is there a way we can break the waystone outside and put it inside of our base so we can teleport into the base?
Where is the fairies? I can get a little bit.
You are a great teacher. I am learning a lot from you
I know exactly what not to in our El Krah
Nether star
Wait, no, that's not it. What? Oh, no, we need a nether star to make a waste on it. Oh
Oh, this is a pretty easy
It's not as you think it is
I'm poisonous.
I'm going to make these treats.
Oh, I just need phones. Oh my god, dude. We already have them. We have them.
Oh, the saddle, is it just a regular saddle?
I'm just kidding here.
Me smile.
Whoa, friendly fire.
You just got killed by Skeleton.
What the?
XQCL.
That's awesome.
I'll get trolled one or two.
I'll get
Don't eat any of these silks
What if I'm hungry, I'll make you a burger
Like this is a player I know it's a player
I was trying so fucking hard to kill me
Good fuck off
Guys I was slayed by ex-qc. Wait, how's that even possible?
Did I hit myself with my fucking joint ice?
I'll wait you just shot yourself in the foot there dimethly
This is so good we're breathing so fast
The lapas I have five yeah we are breathing
breathing in the chest but yeah we need those because we need to stop using the
cold probably okay I'm ready to go for a guess with it I'm ready to go for a guess
Well okay so our main goal then now is to go to control them so we can make their
Troll saddle because we have all this that's correct. Yeah, Jesse five lepas
We know lots of
But I have Lily pads, you know
My boomerangs
Oh, dude, I hate is by all night fucking hate this place
I made the traits I
Don't know why but I this biome and this this like spot in the in the map it I fucking hate it
Just labor you guys get your sleep place. Yeah good night. Yeah, I'm in bed
I'm in bed
I was wrong.
There's another shawl tower and this is where we're going. We're going to shawl tower though.
That's why I named it. I know that like this is awful.
I had a benefit that I found it.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Okay, let's go.
This is a boomerang I have.
There's another one in here, you can just have it.
It's in one of the chests.
I have a bow.
X, when you get, it's in one of the chests, I'm not sure.
X, when you get back, though, I need to get back.
I got playing poison to do.
Here, there's a knife in the chest, that's unblind.
Any fairies though?
Okay, I'll use a couple mazes.
Bro, there's a potion that we can drink that lets us try to gain strength when we become
a goblin.
77 months try house 7 minutes.
This biome is shit.
I- I- I- I- I- there's nothing I can hit more than this fucking ass biome.
Is it players?
Yep.
Fuck.
these mobs are like demon spawns they're like the absolute worst I'm ready to
fight things what is this status chamber I'm ready to fight let's do it
shall we fight we will fight any armor that is just like no bring block
We can do this.
We can do this.
I have 62.
It's not 8.
It's not 3.
It's not 8.
It's not 8.
It's not 8.
Yeah, it is.
are
it's on the floor
thank you the levels
let me let me have it please
dude
i need the level
wait why is there like a banding
level eight
was crystals
actually you repair these for me
i don't have the building
sir
this and this
that i thought
by iran's and i think i think maybe some some word that probably
here's the one
you do the level though
i use it on building it i got building it
well you know that we
this is still more levels in this
this is a lot of
it's eight levels in the
it's not worth it
can you at least repair the bow
no, yeah repair the thing, you're fine
how do you repair this wood movie?
i got it
string?
i make sense
well now i mean okay i can do it if you want
that was a work
leather
it's okay just give it to him, it's an animal break, let's go
as you go, what are you doing? we gotta go
what are you doing?
how do you waste the level of the weapon? i know, i know, but he wanted it so i gave it to him
and we're gonna zoom in at it
very last thing
All right, just avoid the flowers on the floor here.
That's what gives you the poison.
Oh, and I haven't loaded it.
And what the shit, I know.
I fucking hate this place.
I have to TP.
This isn't a cheat.
I'm bugged.
Look at this.
Which one are we going to, Jesse?
Which one?
Zeldermad.
Zeldermad.
Last one.
Zeldermad.
Sometimes when I use the waist down,
It puts me in like a where are you limbo state?
We got we learn we are a little e-gist and some both the time to name okay. I'm stuck is all Jesse. I'm
Just both to be me both to be me sign if you get that actually bug into the server is like
If you're going to when you when you waste on you get guys remember
We are only here for troll leather. Then we are getting we need one tusk and all the leather we can find it
We get the fuck out of here. Oh
Here's the sheep. Okay. Remember this. I need these
for breeding
Yeah, I'm gonna breed the sheep. Well, yeah, but how do you bring it home though?
The sheep place of the house
Oh
Yeah, there is
Turkey I see villagers. Yeah, we try to do that last time a while back. It just it doesn't work
Like you have to find a lot of ice villages and they don't all I can trade it like and it's expensive
I didn't bring the book. Yeah, I had it
Dude the SP book is so clutch
Yeah, it is gonna break out
We're gonna have to walk around and pick up mobs on the ground and then throw them down.
Did you bring up bed?
No.
Hopefully they run away.
Then kill some sheep and he doesn't want to.
Yeah, yeah, they're sheep rare.
Where is the spot I'm looking for?
Am I lost?
I kind of know where it's at.
You want me to go where we were before?
Am I lost?
I kinda know where it's at.
You want me to go where we were before?
Yeah, I think I have to turn left a while back.
I think this is a dungeon right there. I think this is what we should be doing as well for levels, correct?
Like this is our
At this point, these
Yes, where the fuck did you go?
I'm trying to find where to go and I'm lost
Uh, I'm stuck again
I was following X and we went like completely wrong
Okay, so
Just follow the water and then cross out the water
Oh, shit
I'm gonna tell you
Yeah, you go back to the sound.
Okay, go to the sound right?
When the water on your right, just go to that direction and when the land appears, keep
that direction.
Yeah, I don't think we have to cross the water like we did.
We cross there, we cross there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Then when the water is still on your right, go over to the left.
Yeah, you'll see like a stone like passing me, remember?
These shoes are aggressive, man.
Do you have bandages?
A little bit.
Oh, oh, I remember this guy.
I'm dead.
Grab my stuff, Jess.
Grab my stuff.
I don't know where you're at.
I'm behind you, behind you, literally right behind you, yeah.
You see it?
Are you dying of water?
Yes, just right behind you.
I see it, I see it.
You TP me?
I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake!
I have all your stuff, I can just run to you.
It's teleport.
You can't cheat, bro, it's sad.
Wait, is that med?
Yes
What my weekend
Which way I'm watch other shit. I'm watch other shit
Run
I'm dead. I'm not a little cheaper
Me I don't even know how to get to you. I'm running to you. Hold on. I grabbed all your late
I need my team and I need my team
It's gonna go on your own and shit
I got it while wearing an Ender Queen's crown. Oh you died of your crown. Oh
I'm a back. Should I follow it Jess? No with me. I got it. No with me behind you. Okay. Follow me
We're gonna look and then we're gonna go to the possible spot where we're gonna adjust my loot
What am I with rain to everything it because because you're like jumping into like bright red? I didn't
The fuck's that supposed to mean oh we're freezing now great
Yeah, this is other than of course they fucking rolls to winter as soon as we get this little I can't I cannot
I did not fall.
What?
No, no, no.
Some bosses, they pull you and kill you.
What the fuck?
I hate this mud.
Yeah, this mud is fucking annoying.
Stop this, Mule.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking shoot this piece of shit.
You good, mud?
I think it's here. Yeah, I got it here.
Oh, I'm about to die 20 times in a row there's we should just go to bed
Come on me. Okay. We need to get to the tower. It's a bright funny the tower
And when we get to the tower we fucking we bet there's no other way they ought to wait. Yes
Back back
What the fuck you mom is it?
Where are you X?
the water oh okay I'm going back to base before I died I'm gonna use a grave
stuff I'll make it a dollar 41
I can make it!
I think these skeletons are a little too good at shooting.
Yeah they plow you hard.
It's just crazy.
I made it!
I'm going to dodge them.
Yeah, it's gonna take me a little bit because I have to make a grave scroll, but I want to go to bed
Let's just go home let's go to sleep and hopefully it's not winter anymore. How about that?
I
Usually so my new guys sit down sit down. Please sit down. I am yeah, we were sleeping before you
Wait, I think you're about to DC
What the heck you take me out. Oh, you take you take me you take me
Sorry
I didn't get I didn't get the TP because I didn't sleep
and sleep
Okay, that's roll. Yeah, I'm like that is what I'm doing now. I'm making one as well
Here
Thank you
I have a bed there. I have a bed there too. Nope.
There's another paper. There's one more paper. You have to clutch though.
Oh, I killed myself because of the fucking...
I'm never going to use it at the toilet again. Toilet answers are absolute throw.
I think you have to be good to use them.
Alright, shut the fuck up. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
You're very annoying shit.
Okay, okay, my bad.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
fuck you man
don't ever say fuck you to me again do you understand me you are
you are nothing you are nothing you are just everything to me
on my world
no pepper
there is i put in a chest is one more
if i could get anything else
that's what you did just to me
when you said that
broken hearts
yo
paperware
on the
uh... thing next to the door but to the right chest
left chest
on the bottom
according to my calculations
No, I'm just gonna break your sugar cane and just make paper myself
No, it's in the chest of the one that you just had
I got it, thank you
Hey Jess, I'm stuck
like a bug.
Did I show a bug or not?
Yeah.
If it's a bug, you may, if not, you may not.
You understand me?
Yeah.
You understand me?
Out!
What?
What did you just say?
Yeah, let's see, fucking...
I don't understand.
that we have to go inside of the other spot never wanted to go to I'm in it
really yes I actually I actually like yeah I actually like I'm getting yeah
it's not like we did that we did it a refresh so maybe maybe like I actually
Are you guys like yes, yes, wait, but I wear
These jets
Did you pick up my loot?
Where no armor that you're not wearing any armor I
Mean does it look like we have the stuff to make armor like
You're the miner
Yeah, I am I'm gonna be that old soon
Next to the water
We should not do anything until it's night time we sleep there. He's with me. Yeah
Me and Greg are at the place by the way waiting but the bed was that the bed was here
Just take your time and just place in our time
Well, we're gonna cross the wooden bridge good a nice walk
I mean here
My Omega, my multivitamin, pre-team, classic.
Nice, Susan. Where's my multivitamin?
I'm going!
If you're not thinking multivitamins, you're trolling.
I'm buying something!
Yeah, 100%. Yeah, that, no mega.
Take care of the day.
I made it to the spot. Can you guys build me in? I can't find the entry.
Let me find your I'm trying to look for you
Oh I'm with him again
Open me up Greg
Get in
Oh my god he's at QC
What's up man
He's here
What's up
Okay now
Look at Greg now with no armor
Okay guys we won't
We don't need armor
We are only here
for what's it?
For loot.
No, for XQC hide.
Yes, for XQC hide.
We chill hide and we get the fuck out of here, okay?
Wait, I need water.
I'm thirsty.
I'm gonna need at least a little bit of blocks.
Add some blocks here.
I don't have a big egg though.
Little bit of gip.
Well, I'm thirsty though.
I'm cold!
Yeah, I need to make catfires.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Can I get next to this torch?
Oh, the backpack!
Oh my god, I forgot I had loot!
What the fuck? Am I stupid?
Do you have water in there?
Oh, Apple, thank you.
I should be wearing the crown.
Uh, this is not good. Are you freezing?
No.
Yeah, just hold the torch in your hand like so.
No, let's go, come on.
It's not working.
I find it's warmer, deeper on the ground, so I'll return.
Wait, no, no, let's not go.
We're waiting till night, so we sleep.
True.
True, well said.
Well met.
Half of the way to nighttime, though.
Close.
I would say a quarter of about 45 seconds.
Can you give me any sticks, please?
I can make some of the pay taxes leave no fuck you
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
That's
I don't think so
You don't need a campfire because we're gonna sleep and it's gonna fall he'll so don't even give us I did that six
you right uh did any stones at all or would it yeah make a jaddle in there keep
asking for shit
I'm ready to go no first no I'm just ready to go whenever we say now we
still blocked out
How you feel it's not close that I know what
Yeah, oh, watch out nothing
Yo, well played it Jesus. I did that to test your your reaction. I'm not impressed
Or
So any sleepers
We can't.
Yo, we need to remove a friendly fireman.
No we don't. We have it on us because we're pro gamers.
We don't...
Good night.
Bang! We're so bad.
Okay, let's go.
Come on, that was a good use of cheat.
That was a good use of cheat.
Like why waste our time, right?
Come on everybody. Okay, you remember was that I think I think it's down below
Down below everything
Down in the depths we get hotter down here, right?
Yeah, we're doing this in a little time. I'm fine. See we're going up in up in one
We have trolls. We're good. Oh
Yeah, I'm making it I can just sit here with phone
I have like two stacks of arrows.
GROOP! GROOP! GROOP!
Yeah, I've already lost my boomerang.
Do you have the rest of my arrows, Jess?
My pep, no!
Uh, they're in the chest upstairs.
What? Somebody just blew up.
Okay, arrows hit off of a troll by the way guys. No, no, they also come back to you. Yes. I don't know
Dude, they're hurting each other. That's my bet is cooking. Yes
Oh
Who's got the XP book? I got 5 XP.
Um, I'm here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I have it.
Okay, down the XP.
Down, down, down, down.
Do you have a crafting bench?
I think we slab, dude, because we just can't get through.
XP book is on the floor.
Do they got weapons these guys?
Damn.
Ow!
Guys, Jesse, it's nice fun man.
When your bridge runs off, it's like, come on man.
Like bro, you're looking at me, you swung right at my skull.
Why?
I was trying to break the fire to save you, I just might suck.
Sorry.
That's all good.
I just lost 37 levels in the bottom.
No, you did not you put it in the book. I watched you shut up. He said he's sorry. I
Want to apologize you do better?
He wants an apology on paper. Yo, can you get an arrow that the troll all across the map?
Yes, I can sir. Thank you. Well said
Ow that troll deflects what he's coming
No, I'll just end probably.
Okay, Erum, Erum.
What the fuck are you guys doing?
Fuck it, fuck it.
Wait, no, no, no, Greek!
Okay, go. Oh, uh-oh.
Move. Move!
In! In! In! Get in!
Kids!
Oh my god, you're okay, it's a little pain.
Yep.
I have a looter now, I keep getting boomed through the wall man.
All my loots outside right in front.
It's fine.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, the troll's hitting us.
Cinema.
Look at him, he's a moor.
Boomerrrr.
Do you see him?
Ow.
He's broke out.
He's broken out.
He's breaking things.
Metro! Kill him!
Why do you want the troll sound British?
I am the troll of my fucking game!
You little weasel!
Oh my god, Axe, I don't know what you're doing, but keep doing that.
I'm doing that.
Nice.
Can you break this open so I can get my loot?
Open.
Go.
Oh my god.
All the loot's here.
I'm at the end.
Everything.
Block the exits.
Break the spawner.
No, no, no, unless we're not going to flug him.
It's a cross-border.
Break it.
Don't break the spawner.
Don't break the spawner.
I've got pickaxe.
I've got pickaxe.
What do I break next?
pickaxe what do I break next that's not sure that's not sure that's not those
are weird like a cake islands someone has my info right how do you know what it
is how do you know what it is x it's easy to get zoom out on the name you
on the model
no, that one, bring it
I have to go to the buck, move
oh my god, we're cooking
we are fucking cooking, we're cooking
we're fucking doing this, we're doing this
I can't see
we're dropping jizzy
do you have the bow on you?
oh
the job no I don't I don't I don't know what do I need the bow do you have
that I might go oh no what's up
are you fixed we need to place forces out watch out it's fucking me help
Yeah, yeah, take this
But you already have it do you I only have a bow now
One one
I got leather
Well, Marci column is that good
I'm not meaning to I swear I'm sorry. Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
what was it up though I mean it I didn't I can't turn it on because we don't have
access to the server properties but I did the code that just doesn't work if
the thing unless they're listening
I'm hitting it. Yeah, I'm hitting it from the behind.
Shit, I'm trolling. How much? I got trolling. Three of them. Nice. On the floor. We should have more though. We killed more though. We should have more.
We need torches. We need torches in this room. We're going to get grew spawned.
They're stopping by us. It's really bad. I'm not a fan of these guys at all.
I think that there's a spawner above us, and it's spawning downwards on us, so that could be wrong though.
Yeah, it's not like a witch or something like that.
Boy, what did they just look at? It had names on it. What was that?
Who's Sprout? Oh cool.
Apparently, Chul's puns aren't real, so we're just getting lucky in the dark spawns.
Alright X, you're gonna have to teach me how to check on the spawn. Oh fuck me.
So we just never know what's going on in the spawn? You just look at it, uh, uh, great.
You just look at it, okay?
So you just dive in there and if you look at it, if you look at it between you and it says you're dead.
Okay, what do you mean you just look at it? Where does the information tell you what it is? Where?
You look at the spawner, you hold C and you're able to zoom in and you look at the monster.
that you actually see the monsters like body
oh troll troll troll
we could break every spawner though it doesn't matter
apparently there's no troll spawners
you can see the mob inside it I see
I have six levels on it I'm gonna go back and just keep it rising
yeah give me your book as well I have eight come back come back everybody back then
we're gonna use systematically how much damage did I do
Oh
My god, it's a boss war. No, no, great. I'm back. Do you come back? I mean I mean I'm in
Watch out like white thing next to you
Oh my fucking god
Bro
The troll runs by the way
Forty-six straight Wow, I can't wait for my juice
Oh
No!
He just burnt the bag.
He just burnt the bag.
He just burnt the fucking bag.
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I got it. I got it. Here. Take it.
Uh, here on the floor. Uh, here.
Dude, your pet is owning.
That packs on the floor.
That packs on the floor.
Yeah.
The troll, the troll juices in there too.
Nice.
Nice
He's going insane
Watch out watch out watch out watch out me
Guys this is a boss wall. He's invincible. Oh my god, you'll get your characters your pets learning him
I don't know what I'm doing here, I'm just trying to get to the top of the hill.
I don't know what I'm doing here, I'm just trying to get to the top of the hill.
I don't know. It's alright. It's like a brain control.
If you look at him, you get sucked in.
He's nearly dead. He's nearly dead.
Dead! Dead!
Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
Seven XP.
He jumps a book! What was the book? What was the book?
Alright, put the XP away.
The book is...
and this he dropped whatever oh dark shadows three what's that dark shadows
three was that was that hold shift on it
um your damn your text will increase damage when stringing from the shadows
Uh, I guess
Can I use the X fever sure we don't want to put on attack so I can use this
I need to never left anyways
I need defense 16, yo!
Okay, here, take it, I, oh, hang on, I used two attack XPs.
Where is it?
It's in there.
Oh, he's using it.
DG, I mean, he's gonna be nothing after that.
I mean, he gets used to fucking it, so, DG.
No, I only used it twice. I used 20.
Oh.
Left magnifying glass emoji. Left magnifying glass emoji.
Oh, I need one more level.
Left magnifying glass emoji.
I'm going to get loads of levels here though.
After that, by the way, I'm not using shit.
We're going to use everything.
Oh, thank you.
Me.
Thank you.
What? I'm not using salvation.
There you go.
That's what I was saying.
Guys, it doesn't matter.
I'll hold this stuff up.
I'll hold this stuff up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're sharing.
Jack, we're sharing and we're all equally using it.
I'll send you the PayPal link.
Yeah, thank you for the timing.
ROOT!
Did it?
Yup.
Oh, you're good.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
I'm dead.
Goodbye.
I'm dead. Goodbye.
Do you have bandages?
I'm just dead. I have like 12 status elements.
Don't go in there, there's bombs. Take these bandages.
Another one.
No, no, guys, guys, guys. I'm gone.
Well, I don't have any XP to waste anyway, sorry.
I do, I need the bug. I need the bug.
Yeah, I need the bug before I die. I'm down there.
It's in the backpack.
the blog is in the backpack let me go down to the good I
it's like a neck watch out verdant grew that we have to
to break that spawner. It's going to spawn so many Groozes, it's going to be unplayable.
Got him. I need to kill the spawner now, I don't know where.
That's the points.
Every one of my limbs is broken one-sided.
You've had on Agility 12 and this.
That. I'm going to find it.
Wow, that's actually insane.
I found it, it's here. Let me see.
Yeah, I'm breaking it
Like a lot help
Close the wall close the wall close the wall
Okay, I broke the grew thing but I lost everything by everything I mean a pickaxe okay also this is I guess to tell you guys what I need to fart
fire
Charges, I can level up my boy here
No shit, what are you holding? I mean it's the trunk it's the troll's trunk
Okay, give me some blocks here. I
Needed to have blocks
I
Think they're over there down on the ground. Yeah, right here, Bert. What you died before?
Let's go
Well, what about that?
Okay, whatever we'll just have him break it as far as
Yeah, you need to go get to them and pick up from the previous room. It's on the ground. Okay. You're done
I don't feel so good.
Go get your pickaxe, dude.
I did, it's down here.
It's in the previous room.
Look at me!
I'm in pickaxe, it's in the first room.
Crust, it's in there, we already looked for it, we already saw it.
Wait, how much time I'm in between shots at this table?
Oh my god.
Okay.
So the first room's on the floor where you died.
XQC.
Guys, what is your plea, man?
When will you learn?
Chums, you need to aim at the second look through the first door.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
I'm gonna fucking spawn her!
Ha ha ha!
Huh.
Where?
Ah!
Ok, ok.
Chizzie, you need to break the fucking spawner
when you have to pick out a tank.
in the fucking head I'm gonna fucking snap on G
He hit the grew hit me in the head. I went in the freakin pink water, bro
All right
You find a way to smack them I am
Another trod just told we need though, but we need them because we need to make three saddles number
At a page
Oh, it just spawned as I went to break it.
You gotta do it with the diamond pickaxe, it's so fast.
Yeah, I mean, I was there, I was there, I was there, I was there.
three trolls guys three trolls three troll spawns
wait a minute what is that wait a minute what is that
I know we have no weps we're cooked we're cooked cooked cooked cooked
I got what guys there's three trolls we can't lose the trolls
we will not man I need a weapon
I got one feet man I just got killed by a
I can't do this anymore.
Oh, this is bad news, Billy Pearce.
Spider's attacking him now.
I'm going for my loot.
Holy, you're beating that fucking guy's ass.
Get him, Q!
But this this one is bad. It's an hour to recharge it. It's all right
Oh, you do a lot of damage with it. No, I don't yes, you do. No, it's terrible
It's awful man, this is such a joke
I'm not gonna be to the handy-saster
Wow, this is bad.
This is so bad.
Light!
Are you hideous beasts?
Guys, just, just, just, just, just hand them.
missed him that's healing him we're healing
there's a creep that's going to hurt him
and a pop nice
and a pop
what a fucking joke man
I'm excited for the mobs
uh oh that we're done for
Yeah, get out of here on the...
I don't know, there's a guy in here.
What is that DPS, man?
I'm using a vest.
I'm using a shovel. Use the shovel.
Nice. Okay, we have a chance. Do you have a weapon?
Where's the leather? No leather again?
Careful, creeper, creeper, creeper.
I
Nice
Don't aggro him, please we need to get our loot
Someone with a weapon has to come in here. There's a couple groups. Why does the Navy drop weapons though? I don't understand
But I hate groups so fucking much. Oh my baby. Oh, yeah
Very little damage though
I'm going.
I'm fucking dead, man.
If we have XP, we should be saving XP.
I can get the group, where?
Where?
I need big X, I need big X.
I'm fucking playing, I'm playing, I'm playing.
The turtle.
Yeah, no interest or levels guys we need to go get it you get that we need to get some bazaars
Yeah, yeah true that would help a lot
There's a bizarre my body though. I don't want to lose all my
Love levels, that's whatever
We should have brought material and nothing else was just make weapons
We are fucking where we're hitting with our hands. It's just sad
It feels like you know when you're rating somebody on rocks that you have their weapons
No
out
we have a great deal here at all or not
upstairs
fudge man i don't want to go upstairs and take some of it
oh my god
man chucks
okay we need range because we're cheesing
Stinky Cheezing.
You're just making a swad, right?
Hold on, somebody said make something else.
No.
No.
Oh, Iron Spear, you can only throw them? You cannot just use them?
Damn pikes.
Oh, that's easy to make, just, oh, but it's pole.
I don't know if we have string.
No.
We don't have that.
Jabble-in is nice.
Wait.
What about boom? I think we're right. It's what we do. It's so easy like it's from up
goes. It's so easy. Yeah, I mean, we need to get back in that room just like we can
get some blue. Okay. Just give me a word. Do you have
any word? I'm dead. Are we out of one? Oh, unless it's in the chest. But not
Yeah, we don't have to do all that
There's what outside it is there a way we could despawn these all the trolls the boomerangs don't work on them
Yeah, I've been trying to do that and this is not good
They're going to be coming into our base pretty soon so.
Guys, guys.
They broke through the first wall and they're going to be in T.C. soon so.
I tell you what, I mean how many are there?
There's a war, the war is strong dude and he's coming up here.
Wait, Aiden Treated? 12?
Yes, that's the Treats. I made them.
I accidentally brought them. That's why I put it in the strat.
I don't know why we can't hear anything.
Because, uh...
I didn't know we'd do this here to hear it, monkey.
Maybe we can just despawn them somehow? Like, can we just...
No, don't.
No, not like that. I'm talking about like, just DC.
55 billion five hundred and fifty five
Just go and fucking punch him brute force it brute force it
Just go
Just go brute force it. Let's go boys keep going keep going
Yeah, let me see if I can get this fucking how much double stone that we need it to make the thing
We can't be playing right now though.
No cat. W-W.
Are you refreshing the loot, Greek? So like it's not de-spawning?
Yes.
Alright, nice.
I just saw loot de-spawn in front of my face.
That axe here.
A dagger.
Here.
What is it, Jill?
Spiders, spiders, spiders, spiders!
Weapons on the floor axe in front of you.
I have arrows for the bow.
Nice.
Another, another, another, another, another, another.
Yeah, all of it.
I heard all of them.
Nice though.
We get the tusks.
Oh no!
A backpack!
No!
I'm going to put this to the dead.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'm panicking. I'm panicking now. I have a real left now.
I'm going to go refresh. Why aren't they dropping fucking Leatherman it guy? There's a blight
in there. I can't I can't like I don't want to kill that. No.
can group you there's only one group in here
oh i think it's under the soil pickaxe x we need to suicide bomb in there and get the loot it's
gonna be spawned right now really yeah we should all three we should all three go in there pickaxe
already despawned no way stone pickaxe though i'm going pickaxe it's going fine we just need to
All three going at the same time.
Oh, just go, just go.
I got a weapon.
OK, I'm with you.
Do you have a pickaxe on you?
No.
I mean, neither.
We haven't climbed it.
Where was it last?
Maybe in the water.
Kill the girl, kill the girl, kill the girl.
I'm in a snake, in a snake.
Get one dead, one dead.
Fucking wires on my feet.
Keep going.
They keep going just get literally we just keep rooting and I think we're fine
I got a brook law
I got a fucking brook law
Nobody cares, c'mon
Oops
Okay
Go
Nice
There another one? Where's the other one?
Get back here! Get back here!
Got it, got it, got it!
Okay?
There's fish in the water, so you gotta be careful.
Just smack them!
Alright, okay, okay.
I'm gonna die though.
I'll let me die close to where I at least get my items.
Come on, I'm alive.
You have to like, plan your death.
I'm about to die.
They're following me!
My paint always responds.
It takes time to respond.
go go no I'm way too big can you just kill me and take my weapon yep yeah just kill me
And you become me.
Holy, I got aura there.
Just on the ground, I think I dropped loot behind me, maybe.
Fine, we can grab that. We can grab that.
We just have to break these freaking things.
Or we can block them off. Do we have blocks?
Just block it.
Where?
Where?
Just block the walls, the doors.
I
Small they go to the walls which one though where I've lost like like the left side one
I'm dead
Yes exactly like build that yes
And also
Watch out! I'm coming!
We're done here, that's it, that's it for us.
It's a crack, it's a crack!
It's okay, it's okay, it's winnable, it's winnable, it's winnable.
My best son, my best son, we're going in, we're going in.
There is something in the water, do we?
Go!
Yep.
Hey Billion!
Hobbers on side, mostly, uh, knecker.
Correct then.
Got it.
Okay.
It's like a water and shit, yeah, find that.
I'm doing it now.
How are you?
Here, rat, rat, rat.
Oh man.
Yeah
But there's a dude coming big guy
Oh, no, help me
I'm fucking help me
help me
Punch oh my oh he is fucking tanky
guys is that a boss?
uh no i told him sorry
why are you taking half health before you even get there?
you don't get it it's efficient
is it though?
did you shift drop on top of the backpack?
we could choose him here
fucking piranhas man
Oh my god an angel just spawned in here
Yes, but it's efficient though if we the goals to get there back
You save your xpx
one
see as long as we have this weapon it's like it's fine
nice and then there's like a flying thing
that fucks
I think that way out was a lot of
grew in the wall grew in the wall
the walls
had to get my dailies
fuck, it's beer
one shot, one shot, one shot, one shot, one shot, one shot
got him
get a book I'm an exit
I booked
hey
to that to that to that
the eggs watch out to that please
then
good
that is cause
I have full height in it.
Holy shit. Jesse, me and you are just carrying this whole entire...
You're doing fucking nothing. Shut the fuck up, loser fuck.
I'm doing nothing, but you're my everything. Okay?
Oh, same.
Swatch me, swatch me.
I'm the vibe guy. The vibe guy doesn't have to do anything. He just needs to sit here and bring the good vibes.
Okay, I have a good I have a good life under you if we open the block over here. We get the blight to get that story levels
I'm so down
I got I got I got I got one
You guys anybody now, okay?
I'll break it with my hand just take me like 20 years
Ex my deal. Well, though in the long run
Why didn't he miss?
What the heck?
Oh, there's water below.
Greg, what are you doing?
That's not water.
I-I want-It's water. I thought it was water.
Help.
Please help me.
I went over here now. Look.
You're fire.
Hey, just...
confused.
Bro.
There's a wing here. It's massive.
C-E-L.
No, it's not even that it's not that it's this
You can you turn your fucking pet off? Yeah
Put the XB in the book no design design design more
Your pet keeps grieving
Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Let me just put one of them on. Okay, you said you were
done after that
it was a fantastic
i need to uh...
you next week
but i won't use it for a while
you next but i'll take all of it
okay i'll defend 16 now i can wear the high tier armor
i need a hard charge as well
guys that's good
okay i can't fold that in there
here nice that's good I need to put it in I need to put it in thank you nice I can
use the trophy you know even this trash absolutely guys
blight shawl give you the bow now give me the bow now we are hitting max
wins of the match wins it well the bow won't work but it'll aggro them though
oh yeah yeah I don't think we have any arrow but we're cold where's my crown
holy we are progressing a lot I've got so much XP and so much guys we need a
crossing lamp we're gonna go I do okay let me put that on you that I will have
epithenia yes you see my big I don't think I should do that
the water made the room cold
okay do you have a pickaxe at all?
no
wait really?
no
yeah no like we totally lost that
we lost like everything
but if we just take like two seconds
like can we just go back to base, recuperate
and then we come back
We move on. We don't come back here. I think I think we're done with this place
Okay, no way. No way. We're done with this place. How much xp's in here?
Mother a battle town will give us like six levels like five minutes. We don't probably like this is nothing if we could fly to the top
and oh
All you just went into the water. Yeah, that's go nuts
How did I instantly get poisoned yeah, I'm dead. We lost all the loot in the water
There's a fish in there like a piranha
I
Killed it. No, I can scrabble it quick. I can't I can't that's one more
Well, we're like two blocks without bare hands, man. It's like it's all day. It's one or is it?
Go get the loot Jess
Okay, I don't want these in these fun. So what lessons will say I think I say you guys want to make a trek back
I'll stay
why do I need to stay there? what's always going on? what's the one that I see?
I don't know
I'm going home
fucking blue batman's fun on me I don't know where I like fuck you man I'm sort of over it
stop dying
Oh boy, flying.
Hold on.
I need to get a big troll logger.
I got it! Troll's here!
This is the only thing I'm going to have.
There's a troll?
Oh nice.
Oh god, nope, that's it.
Oh shit.
Wait, give it!
I'm trying.
We kill him. Fucking punch him, Axe. Uh-oh. Axe?
I'm not kidding. Four trolls minus. They just spawned on us four.
Oh, my god. Oh, god. I remember the original. We need it. No, we can't let us get these
He's bundled!
They're fighting each other, Huzzah.
Huzzah!
They're killing each other!
Oh my god, this is so good.
Wait, I can't trust it.
Hold on.
He just like hit you on the head and you went down a block, Greek.
He went in like a nail.
They're attacking each other.
Yes.
Wait, that's a legendary.
Harbinger Bloodborne Trolls.
Coming, coming, coming.
No!
I died!
I died!
No!
I died!
I'm trying to go through the door.
I have 11! I have 11! I'm coming in!
Somebody's sending magical red things at us.
What?
It's 15 enough for three saddles though
guys I think I think our questions
completely no okay let's just kill
the blind and we get out
I'll look at it a little bit.
This is me, Max, waiting for me to kill this.
Wait, is this the legendary one?
Oh no, guys, careful.
Boom.
Get back speed.
Run.
Bang!
Go, go, run.
Fucking bang!
Fucking bang!
Oh, I opened some windows to feature.
Window feature!
Fuck!
26 levels.
Bang!
Yes, Max.
Okay now we get the fuck out, we get the fuck out of here.
Yeah grab the thing, let's go.
Cause we gotta go home now, it's time.
Cause we can recuperate full armor.
Go, go, yeah.
Equipment, diamond armor now.
Guys, the quest was...
Troll leather.
That's it, we don't get a shit.
Yeah, we have mounts now, easily now.
GG's.
So it means we can fly anywhere.
I saved the game, saved the game.
Wait, uh...
What's your defense, uh, Jess?
Right now I'm sitting at 12.
Okay, can I have the book so I can get some defense? Yes, yes, you're in it right now
Where's it on the ground? Okay, give me a second
What events are you?
I'm 12 arms. I just used all the XP. I'm 15
Okay, you get it
I can't I've used it all wait every no put it back in it no I actually have two
levels I used all the levels yeah I got two levels as well it's not gonna be
enough I only one you said it is one level okay none of course we're gonna
Yeah, yeah, it's your
Okay, how are we gonna get home?
I'm no health wait kill me quick Jess
Guys we need to break these fucking holy my small room it's like
But the tree top seven me the truth upstairs and they have stairs
I guess you see my shoe you see that it was my whole room was red
Thank you, can we just go home please give me like break the break those walls and get up your home
Do the old fashion way xqc l
Was it just a let's just me some damage
That's because this is my email the thing hurt this
oh the red thing yeah you don't have you don't have it it's already out now it's
it's in give them hearts do you see the farm like we'll form them together like
we need to fund hearts no shit we must go come on we must
Don't step on a flower.
Ex do not die here.
Banyu flowers.
Well, I punched the flower.
You can't do that either.
I forgot.
No, you can't.
Just buy them.
Stop.
No, with your hands you can't.
With your hands it will.
We're out.
We're out.
We're out.
We're out! We're out!
Yes!
We're fucking out of the-
I think we should find another way- another way to tell them.
It's too far to- to home. It's too far to home. Trust me.
We're not gonna make it. We need to find a way inside of the-
I think we'll- we'll not get in my one.
We have a bridge, literally, right here, that you made a stone bridge.
Like, easy schmoozy.
Well, you're right.
I'm- I'm hyped with our ming!
You have ice cream.
No, I do, actually.
Fuck, really.
Oh no, what elemental?
Cooked!
I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
Uh-oh, watch out to the left, be careful.
Rocks, rocks!
Yeah?
So, I'll help.
Got you.
Is this the enemy? Is this the enemy?
No.
How do we go to the next room here?
It's the record.
Watch out, there's one.
Why don't we sleep first?
Mother, we're right here. We are right here.
Minecraft. XQCL.
out
Come on here take this crown quick
On the ground right in front of the crown of my head to the bling to the pan. I was drumming what I did
I'm gonna help
Excuse me
I feel it's good to be home. Oh my god guys if I die I still go all the way back over there
Oh my god, we actually lived there.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's in here.
I got it.
I brought it back.
This feels like a wow raid.
Do you know when you come back from a wow, wow, wow raid?
Yeah.
Okay.
Why'd you say?
Anyways.
Anyways, yeah.
Yeah, all right.
all right cool one anyways where we go next time
i need some food
i got cats
told you this is gonna be called the progression
oh we gotta feed our little things i think we got a lot of lapas
yeah we got so much lapas
no, get him cool instead, lapas is too expensive
oh my god look how many fish there are here
that's so much fish
i think it's the reason why it's snowed
yeah i think yeah go for it
you'll get the max one
if you wait a little longer though it could be a full max one
yeah but i'm gonna try to make it useful
yeah
we need to get looting
does that give us more exp?
more items
out of a mob.
Do we need damage at all by the way or not?
We should go mining, I think.
Great.
More meads.
Yeah.
Oh!
Did it...
No, we...
It's...
It's for the sight...
Oh, it just wasn't...
It's for the sight likes, right?
What the hell is that?
It's like...
No, because they squeaked.
They squeaked.
They squeaked.
They squeaked.
They squeaked.
Well, I didn't hear that.
It was like a crazy squeezy.
Because my chelus was like squeezing against my fucking leg or whatever.
But I didn't even hear that.
No one died in it.
We have 17 of them.
Here.
Thank you.
Speech 100.
What the fuck is that?
Guys, guys, guys.
It's too dark down there.
Oh, you left a hole to the mine.
This is disgusting. I'm so tired.
We need to get a fairy and just lock her down here, man.
49 months.
I'm gonna bust. I am gonna r-r-r bust.
This is ridiculous.
Make a lucky arrow it's looting three true
All right, so are we may are we gonna tame some mounts? Yes. Yes, it's time. It's fucking time. Okay first off
I think you a big treat make as many as we can it okay kill me I
I didn't even need to cook the silks of meat, right?
There is enough heart crystals for a heart.
Craft it and give it to one of the lagex QCL also.
Shout out to Leicester City for all the parts we are about to get relegated again.
No, no, the feathers!
Stimphian bullshit!
Do we even have that?
Well, why don't we just go on a, why don't all of us go on a miner next to the
dish real quick so you can cover me while I just mine is so much shit.
You down
Nine yes, okay, okay, okay leather tusks bang
Saddles
One
guys what wait why is our silux is almost all dead they're all one HP no what do you mean
they're all one HP how for i think Chad Chad
what where the dang the waterfall maybe the poisonous the poison love
How dare he do they heal they will heal they will they will they will they should edition
Guys I forgot I will um maybe I can make it a subtle
Iron any iron nope
guys feed them with coal please, feed them with coal
leather, two irons on my knee, two irons, does it have two irons?
alright I should have enough because I have this
I only have one
thirty-three irons Q man, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
we had iron nuggets?
yeah I just used sixteen of them to make, I only have one, it's on the ground
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Bing, bang, bing.
Bang, bing, bong.
Guys, you see?
Me!
Rick!
Yes, what's up?
No way, no way.
We need to-
Wait a second.
How much should we put in our inventory?
Yo fat fuckers!
Look around!
He said what, media?
My name- right here, present.
now then in the flesh we need it treat nice okay silence meat will do the
trick here there's I have two in my inventory and plus the 10 no what about
the sign next though there's two more from the minecraft faction yeah I would
do those little infections feel strong and the furnace cannons yeah we need to
make a lucky arrows a barely yeah luck arrows so that when we kill sign next
we get more side cut in it
stick if you need to get them back right just put seeds in your hand no
following stick any emeralds should have those yeah we should
there's that yeah we just so so for what I thought once it once it's been
a team that's yours now forever
behind you on the ground
hum hum 60 9 wait do we all have to
ask your barber to give you the
I don't I think so yeah
knock us a little nice
buddy and need to fix that shit
straight you feel me G
after tain is a soul stone at that
I have a soul stone right there
Maybe we can all use the same one?
No, but that'll bug you because it's probably linked to your own playthrough shit, right?
Yeah, you need three.
Alright, so...
It's easy.
I had one here, no?
It was probably the thing that you lost.
No, the backpack?
Probably, yeah.
Because I have not seen that a while.
No, I bet I'm gonna do the Soul Gazer.
Yeah, those are cheap. It's only three diamonds, 12 gold.
Maybe we're out of diamonds, though.
Used every single one?
No, I only have two left, so I mean we need to go mine for one more.
Unless we snout some shit.
Yeah, yeah, we could smelt.
Uh, here's a diamond pickaxe.
I bet I'm gonna do the Soul Stone.
I'm gonna do the Aiden Soul Stone.
Oh, Soul Stone.
Aiden Soul Stone.
Oh
Doesn't say any credit, though
Yeah, I think it's is it a loop regular so stoner
Yeah, you need still gives it to that check come on, bro
Let's just show me oh
And a lot more diamonds to guys we need to go mind a fuck ton of yeah, Greek you are on a mission now
No, not him but him all of us. Oh, how do you have one of them? No? I had I had so here
Do you still need more diamonds now? Yeah, yeah
Should I burn this iron diamond pickaxe or not probably not just like here. I mean we need iron as well though
Okay
Find us me cook in here. Yeah, I got it
Let me make sure they're being bred.
Yeah, give them like, StemCole, StemCole on them, StemCole.
Now I need born arrow, no we're good at it.
What does everyone fuck it?
Get 1G, fuck it 1G.
You don't need more SoulGazer, what do you mean by that?
Maybe it only uses it once when you use it, perhaps?
You need it.
It doesn't consume on use.
Hold up.
Do I bring the saddle with us or no?
No.
Wait, where are my arrows now?
I made some fucking arrows.
They're luck arrows, look at that!
I'm putting the saddle in the chest for now, I don't need it.
Yeah, true.
I have no armor or anything, so I'm pretty much
going out raw, but I will.
Top chest is blind.
That's not luck though.
That's not luck though, chat.
I'm near the bed.
Luck arrow, got it.
I
There's so many
Yeah, I've been breathing oh no
Goodbye, I only got two though
Oh, Jimmy. Yeah, it's too early. That's it. It's flying. It's this, the pet. Yeah,
Yeah, I'm gonna be real. Your pet is ass.
Guys, do them a little bit.
I just did. I doubt they could do it again.
No, you're right.
One did it.
Two did it.
We're getting three.
Should kill again a few more?
For what though?
Should do a bit more treats.
Cause it's gonna be luck based, you know that right?
It's pure luck, like if you get it or you don't.
Oh, you might consume 10 treats.
Like last time I got it first try, cause I got lucky.
But it might take 10 treats for one.
I'm gonna go harvest this whole farm though, cause this just looks so gusky.
Yeah, good. And then put it in the book.
Oh, holy.
It's not like it is like this.
Guys, we need to go mind it. We need to go mind it.
But do we have any iron tools at all?
No, yes, I have an 8k, so I haven't done it yet.
We have only three of us though, we can do it all.
No, he mines and then we protect them at the level.
And we fight.
Exactly.
That's what I've been saying for the past half an hour.
Fine, I can see.
I don't even have the levels to even hold the iron pick.
No, we're chill.
Well, me doesn't work like that.
How do you get the cap size right?
Why is our cap size is not growing rather than it is?
Do we have any with it all the way?
you have to wait for summer
do you have any wood? oh yeah we do have wood
I need stick
I need a stick
I'll make a shield
yeah just smile
yeah
do you have level 12 harvest?
stone
farming?
I have level 10
She's a bum, yeah, but I want this show that's what I want.
So what about gold chest? Is that any good at all?
Why not?
Obsidian looks good!
Dude!
Yo, obsidian is stacked!
Yo, I want that.
Yes, we have any- I'll be at WMX6 in it.
I should- I should level up agility, so I'm at one off.
I think it's in the cobblestone chest thing.
Huh?
Where the cobble is?
You're right.
Yeah, you lose speed, but who cares when you're fighting stacked up though?
30 speed.
W speed.
Chad, we're not walking around when we're fighting it.
Really?
Really?
I mean, coppers, we could get one now, right?
Let's do coppers then.
Yeah, the reforge will not fix that.
Like, it's cooked.
Guys, this is a- it's a permanent debuff, man.
like you know reports of other statistics like this is a permanent
about that it's cooked we're in gets away in here right I think you guys are
both afk now I know I just read it the whole farm no yeah I was afk guilty
No, I do have a jelly is a book but it's fine copper is good this is our L craft
Tell me about leading
All right steel
19
Yo yo yo brother
Why not Tower Shell?
Why not Tower Shell?
Tower Shell is the best you can do.
Guys.
Yes.
Tower's best.
I don't have any tips.
Wait, sit and get...
Huh?
Wait, I thought...
That still is leading.
What's lead then?
There's no lead?
I don't see it.
What the fuck?
fucking dogs leave this fucking useless man we should go back to the oh my god
such a good idea we go back to the other way by myself it was there to the
radioactive spot and we just a smack the mother suck in the crates we did
We never looted it
All right, then you do that Greeko mine, and then I'm gonna go fish
Why don't we just all go mining you technically not just do the mother lord of mining?
I mean actually she was well though. Yeah, he's not wrong
Let us do my chest real quicker
The thing is is someone has to stay next copper for these guys to breed you know like I want to keep reading the fish
Guys, we have any copper?
We had a little bit of that.
Yeah, I'm stalling it.
I should have smelled this fucking piece of shit.
You go with the max, I'm going to keep reading the fish forever.
So it's like, you know, just maximized.
This is my Fajian enjoy, man, and I'm so stupid.
So you guys will have a duo adventure.
Faj...
sounds like a treat ready guys we have a fuck ton of treats that you guys I
didn't have enough to get announced it's over
okay let me just go to my side I'll be back in a minute
let's get them let me just go back to the other thing wasn't it just go to
Let's go to sleep first. You're gonna die, but just be real
It's not night time
Is it night that looks like
I mean I don't answer that shit too. It's about it's about to be night time like this a couple ticks
Yeah, see it's night time. All right, go ahead. All right. You just cheat that no
Stop cheating please
It just doesn't count as a cheat if it's saving like just time. Like what are we just gonna wait AFK?
I guess man.
I need a pickaxe!
Why?
I don't need 30 for one mount. How do you only need 30 for one mount? What?
32 for one mount?
You're gonna have to- we have to kill a bunch of rocks to add it to our SoulGazer.
these so many fish here don't you fucking dare touch them
you're all you're all the fucking you're doing suit you're fucking flying down
I'm dead.
That's not at home.
That's not at home.
Oh god. Great.
What?
Bring him to the cheese spot.
Cheese spot? Okay.
cheese I got a minute cheese okay I'm just gonna leave you to it then wait I
guess I was lost but it's it boxes like it's it boxes Matt you're gonna have to
do with your extra range down here coming they do it from here on this
side look right on the right side of the block there you go easy
we're cheesy
I think if they out we're good.
I'm scared of taking mad damage.
Taking hypothermies.
Lunar grew, care.
It's a boss somewhere, Lunar grew.
There's a fridge.
There's chess, yeah, I can loot.
Nice, great average up for you.
Nice.
Serious sir?
Over here?
I think if you have diamonds you can mine these, right?
Go back to the bunker, you know what's that?
The bunker?
It's called bunker.
K, kill me, Jess.
That's my pickaxe.
I'll just take it. Which type of pickaxe do I need?
Diamond, diamond, diamond, diamond.
It's a fucking picket.
Okay, and then where am I getting? Bunk?
Bunk, bunk. Then go down.
debunk
I'll debunk you
what?
I'm not gonna go here, here is weird
I don't know what this is, it's scary
it's an opportunity to a weird land
go here
and mind these blocks here
bing
bing
bing
Boom.
Oh, uranium.
Go.
Has that suits?
Was that still...
Boron?
What's all of this man?
What would you like me to do next, Master?
Guys, some of this shit as I asked you, it looks...busted.
I'm trying to mind this shiray of the blue stuff.
On my way.
Oh, this is a breakable blur.
Wait, you can't break through this.
It appears we have a problem here, Master.
Yeah, yeah, come on to the left, I suppose.
So, what is that?
What the type of fucking block is this?
This is an unbreakable block.
You cannot fight it.
It is worthless.
is there any more crazy in this area?
no we get the fuck out of here
there's more here
there's more here
x
breaking
bing
in the corner there
all your education on this is I can't
got it
hazmat suit
a super cooler
and a melter
now here what's this one is this one yeah okay great great great more more
more breaking
Okay, I think I understand it.
Making hazmat is a fucking incentive making.
We have three full hazmats.
Three of them?
Yes!
I have three pants, two suits.
I mean, we're nearly full.
I have to go home, Greg.
Yes, Master.
What about the bulk we saw last time?
They need rads!
What if we go to the shelter?
Is anything going their trip?
Well, we are fishing up so hard all week.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle, please?
I'll leave you in the fridge, but I'm too lazy.
Guys, there's Brad there. Okay, I want to go down there and see what's in there.
Wait.
Is that a Geiger counter in my inventory? It doesn't mean Brad's I got it.
Alright, man.
I'm not doing all this.
We should go help Greek get diamonds now.
Yeah, true.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
It's time for diggy diggy ho diggy no
As not ed wear I to make this
I am banana if you eat me you'll get back to season but have you seen those AI things
I can't make this, can I?
LEED!
We're fucking Leeds, no way!
Bro, the shield is gonna take the world!
No, no, it's not Leeds. I mean, I mean, still, I'm fucking brain dead.
She just crossed on a stupid shit.
Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg?
No, I mean, I've seen the triple T AIs. Those are funny.
It's like these AIs when it's like I am darling if you eat me your immune system will go up
Charlie I'm
Cannot make the helmet tonight. I don't have enough a shielding from rags with this right and the full set. I'm cooked
I do it better
Next to you please X please please I can't wear your hat
For a second, uh
Or what at this that mean what?
hypertermia. Oh, yeah
I
Feel my mean Greek shall we shall we
Show I go to but I'm barely armored, but I have a sword
Once we get like gear and shit, it's fine. Yeah, my alley. There's a video
We should mind from down here, right?
To go down the spot. I'm talking about with no rad
Down here. Oh, we have any wolf or band-aid
Yeah, do you need a hat for hypothermia?
Yeah
I'll need food
We make a coil a heating coil
For real please. Let me just say I can make it right now
We should have to make that yeah, oh, yeah, you can't
No, we're not I just took I just took two outs. Yeah, we need for and I did make one earlier, but then
I got two blaze powders
No, can't
No, can't, did you?
Well well well, it has match suit
Can we just like put lava buckets around?
The what?
Lava buckets?
No, it's fine, maybe you need to go for again
I had the food, are we having the food left over?
Here
That's not good enough. Oh, thank you
Doesn't work Jesse
Well, yeah, we're starting we need to get the fuck out of the house like I'm about to lose my shit
Did he hit you? No, no, no, no, he doesn't go low enough, just go save it.
He doesn't go low enough for us not to be able to save it. Okay, go.
You can make an Aussie liner for your cause.
Wait, are we sipping up?
No, it's getting better.
I'm high with domain.
Hold on, I'm not in a GG, fuck.
Fuck.
Oh fuck dude.
Yeah, yeah, because the service a little bit
Oh, you can sit next to the furnace
Yes, we can also dig one block down and put lava and then put a glass above it, and you'll be always shown
Yeah, but where's the lunar glue though?
It's outside
No, should we boat her down here? I think it's under. Oh
She's hoping
Fine you three
Ouch, help me. I'm dying.
There's still many of them though, I don't get it.
Where's the lunar glue?
It might also have been like in the cave that's next to us, remember?
I think it's under us yet.
Well, careful rat.
Alright, great, come on. We're gonna go mining. Come on, go.
certainly master on my way. Yeah, it's on the left, on the left, on the left. Why?
Oh, it's over there. It's above it. It's above it. It's above it. It's above it.
Yes, it's in the wall. It's in the wall.
Careful. Rats, rats, help!
Nice.
Group.
Come here, I'm vlogging, come!
Oh, yeah, I'm a fucker go I lost all my stuff
and
and
Greek God Ex was burnt to a crisp.
Barried!
Burnt to a...
Hey, where's my diamond?
I'm going bomb back!
Where's John Cena?
John Cena came in! I literally couldn't see him.
Oh, boy.
Crickets.
I lost my diamond. I lost my diamond pick.
No, it's here somewhere.
That's why my diamond fucker. I know what a nightmare
Where's my diamond pick? Yeah, I find it
I guys
Why is this area hard to read on the ground on the ground?
Okay, like it.
It's open space.
The lunar cruise upstairs.
I can go unlock him.
He's right.
We're gonna need you to mind that on the pickaxe.
Okay, where'd you want to go?
Here's your pickaxe found it in my ass. Thank you
Does anyone have an iron sword? Oh, I'm good. Yeah, that's not
And sword or no
No
Where did you come from do you know?
Here right
Yeah, I found the crown
The crew is here chat on the waterfall. Yeah
Oh, guys, what a whole wax over here? Oh my god, oh my god, help me. Oh, I found two
of the fire things that you need to upgrade your guy. Really? Help me. Yeah, I'm pretty
sure
nice
dude what is happening with this
here
pink
in this corner dude thank you as well one
i've never seen it before so i thought it was this yeah i just left it down and
pickaxe down in the bottom bit so you're gonna have to fight
yeah yeah but what did you go though
yeah what did you do
went down the hole straight to your left and down that hole
down down and down one more
Yeah, I am.
Careful.
What have we got?
Oh!
Oh, okay.
GGs?
Ha ha!
This is war.
Roman, Roman, Roman, Roman, Roman!
Fucking rat bastard.
Oh, I'm fucking sick of this.
I was fucking sick of this.
The map is fucking dark.
I'm fucking sick of this.
This is where my driver is.
Little help, little help!
bang got him what the hell is that i don't know but i'm
get all the fucking zombie you piece of shit
who you talking to you the fuck are you talking to
yo you big one you little ass fucking kid it's talking shit
here.
It's a big one.
The big one.
I sound like a fucking McDonald's menu.
Oh god.
Kill him.
Right.
So now we need to pretty much pick up everything.
I think this is a mimic.
Don't open that chest.
I opened it.
I opened it.
I opened it.
It was good.
It was good.
It was good.
Now we need to pretty much pick up everything and then just throw it out.
I think this is a mimic. Don't open that chest.
I opened it. I opened it. It was good, though. It was good, though.
Who has my pickaxe?
I don't. I was on my armor.
I got my armor.
Yeah. I got this, this, that.
I got this, and then I got that.
You have an iron sword?
No, I'm not going to give you this saw. This is a big battle axe.
There's still loot here.
No, I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure to get up. No, Chuck.
Wait, where's the time and pig?
I saw you pick it up.
It's underneath your body.
Oh, does anybody have a big X?
Oh, I'm big X.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He gets there.
He's there.
Found it.
Found it.
Found it.
Found it.
Nice.
Over there.
Okay.
Coming.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I'm usually there.
There's more in the corners there.
Found the crown.
Where are you like give me my pickaxe now?
I think you fucking
Take this luck
Drink the shit
Horrid potion
Yeah, I got it
Thank you
Just mind everything
Yeah
I've been down here super GGs so walk in
Oh, I have the trunk for you
Thank you sir check and I think the the charges at all that one or not
Yo, yo give me the fire give you the fire charges. I don't have them great
I got two fire chargers let me just uh level four
thank you you don't need to let me watch out I hear monster
You can go over there.
Very far away.
You got a British A-molster.
You guys, there's like an underwater brick spot here.
That's me.
Am I buying it?
Wait.
He one shot me with a pickaxe.
I mean, I mean, I mean, you died to like a little zero cock.
I
Had to go home and heal
That's what the fuck is going on
Well, I could kill you just you want to die no no no
Just troll in the corner. There is a troll. I see where he's noob. No
Can you bring the backpack and the book the xp book cuz I'm getting a lot of xp here
Let's just get wasted later. Oh, we should have brought the book as my head is one shot. I need any deals
We don't have it
We don't have any wool
How do you get a regen ringer?
Um
Wait, I hide your heart? Is that new to the add-in access to the game?
That wasn't that was not in the other game
How do you go up there?
Uh, through the water, go up, and then I'm sitting.
Yeah, your goal is different, okay?
So you go up?
Yeah, go up the water, and then you'll recognize it.
Um...
Scarlet Ring, what does that do?
We have our dice, he has big death scroll.
Blackheart?
Spoilers.
Yeah, we're not going to find this anyway, I'll thank you.
If we got Mending, we could get the infinite healing med pack, which would be very helpful
over our goals. Where am I? Can you come? No, I'm down here. There's a dungeon here with
spotters it you were coming home right
cuz you're dying yeah um when in doubt
build up I said about that you yeah
where you're at go up that and then go to the right
okay
uh so you know when you all said you're gonna come here and protect me
well you're mine now
yeah we need to chill out I'm coming
hey yo
where am I the next one?
no not
uh yeah Ego
found it
yeah you just go straight
Oh I found a spawner. Uh oh.
I see like you go down and I will come coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Like see where my body is?
Am I in fucking moronic?
Yes, yes. It's down here.
See? And then you go through that, yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Fucking, fucking, fuck.
I cannot believe you buried me. You fucking buried me. You nearly buried me.
You fucking buried me.
Yeah, so what?
You couldn't just tell me that yo, I'm in by the way, it's not dead yet and still out
there and it's gonna kill you if you go there.
I didn't even know it was there.
I started hitting me first.
That's all good.
I'm not mad at you.
I'm still mad at you.
Okay.
In that case, I'm definitely mad at you.
You baited the fuck out of me.
You did nothing to help me out.
So?
So did you get chad in so little so chad roll
Where's my shit my pants easy I'm gonna die
No, I'm going I
Used on my XP doesn't matter. Yeah
I just used all my XP
Where were you?
There's fine. I can show you. No, I didn't find diamonds. Why not?
Because I haven't had protection from my wait you just left a book here
Why is there specters flying down here like why is it so fucking horrendous help help
Got it
This is horrible
Out fucking rat fucking on the snuff is fucking
Dude oh my god. Oh, it's nighttime. Maybe that's why
Great game bring Benny's at all
Do we have no there's no wall but
I'll go get it, but we have to go to bed.
I found an item, I'm not gonna begin my door.
Okay.
Alright.
We can get to bed, but my thing might disconnect like it normally does, so...
Oh, I think X and you are about to DC.
Yeah, tell us when it's gonna disconnect.
Watch out!
You guys are getting disconnected right now.
Why? Why?
Because it's nighttime and sometimes we disconnect when...
I like what a weird lag. Oh my god. It lags me. It's a server jessa
Tsunami
Summoning staff but combined to make nymph
Wait, I can't run my action again. Wait my pickaxe has gone X
No, it's there. It's there. I saw it where
Okay, I'm gonna go get a bunch of wool. It's gone. Uh, it was there, right?
Check. I walked past it. Here. Oh, yeah. On the water. Oh, you cheeky little sneaky
little guy. Yo. Oh, the past. The past. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. You
No cinema there, people are invisible, come on in!
What's happening? I'm leaving.
What?
It's like a weird like temple over there now!
Yeah I know.
Jump!
Where is he?
Where your pet's gonna go?
Oh there he is.
Oh my god he's invisible.
He doesn't take damage.
Help! Come up here! Come up here!
I'm dying.
I'm dead.
I got cracked by a grang.
A grang?
No, no, no! This is one of those temples, sir! No?
I got blocked somehow. How did I get blocked?
I love that we can do that!
That for Tarmia?
Are you fucking protecting that?
As the soil softens, it's time to grow your roots deep to extract the rich nutrients from the soils
We must be strong for pump season. I will check in next month pumpers save a gillens
I'm done here. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Yeah, lose all gunner. We will never get his back here
It's full of like, super hard mobs. It's over. It's over
What do I do?
Hey Dan. Hey Dan, it just...
I will say though, why is it so hard? Like, quality of life, why is it...
How it doesn't progress anywhere? When we're getting to go mine?
We can't even fucking mine!
Not the wrong spot I'm on, Alton.
Yeah, right spot. To the right of you. To the right.
Yeah, Super Spider, Super, Super Mobs here.
I don't know if it's a good idea to do that.
Oh my god, hyperthermia is so bad.
And you're dead again.
Does it not get boring dying all the time?
I don't understand why you spend all day playing games and you still suck so bad at play.
Wait, should we strip mine then?
get carried minecraft rocket leap it's quite sad honestly
the zombie is like slowing for the rest of the presentation
oh my god
oh my god
I'm dead
oh my god
dude we've lost every
the zombies in our base
there's a blighted zombie here
the zombies in
Wait, is this a, is this a, is this a
There's a blighted zombie right outside the thing
He's in our base
Are you at X?
Greg, I'm about to do, I think, uh, uh, alleviate by yourself over here
I'm stuck here
Okay, move
X, we're all your lunates
There's bandages
I thought you guys were talking
I'm gendered, I'm gendered
Okay
you're a man. Thank you XQCL. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. On your
body with all your diamond armor, the bandages are on your body. Okay, that's very far away
though. But listen, I think I just go do battle towers and level up there. Like I'm, I'm gonna
do, uh, uh, I don't, I cannot help you guys. Like I'm useless. We just lost everything.
Diamond pickaxe, full diamond armor, full diamond nests, full diamond. No, it's
I love it, I love that we can get a little back.
We can. We literally can.
No, no, let me try.
No.
I thought that was my pet, that wasn't...
I'm really angry right now.
I'm very, very angry.
The brawl of Minecraft can't even progress wide.
Okay, I brought it a little closer.
zombie blight zombie full swag it brother brother there's a blight zombie and he's
swagged them it's for all the gear I mean this is this is what we are and this is
what I mean we're not we're not what it is
in this boat it could be it's
okay I just got all your gear hold on
I read it?
Yeah
Ma'am, I died but it's right below the waterfall
All, like, right, the first waterfall
All you're looting
Is it all the loot though?
Everything
Oh, except for the helmet that the zombies wearing
Is that mine?
You're gonna fuckin' snap
Okay, we should cheese him though
Come with me
Yeah, yeah, come with me, let me aggro
Just go down this hold on. Oh fuck. Hit the weird mouse.
Ahhhh.
He's doing weird mouse.
Don't get by him he does what mouse.
Oh I got spinning, I got spinning, I got spinning.
I'm gonna hit him in the lava.
He died, he died.
Okay.
That's your loot.
That's your loot on the guy right there.
Go, go, go, go, go.
All the loot's here. All the loot's in front of me.
I can't, I'm decay, I'm spinning, I'm nauseous, I'm poison, I'm fucking uranium poisoning,
I am, I can't fucking do a thing man.
Why is it so hard? Yeah, we guys we go to bell towers. We farm xp we get armor to the fucking point where we're fucking words
We're like giga chat and they're progressive. There's no point doing this fucking dumb shit
Yeah, no
The specter is the main reason why we cannot progress on my god the zombie and the specter must
I'm gonna go jet on them with the fucker bro. I'm gonna get TNT fuck it
I'm just gonna do 50 TNT and just blow up that whole fucking bitch. Yeah, do that shit
Blur this whole bitch up boy
Let me get my 12 more real quick. Not a dinner
Side by side
This guy has all your loot
Get him
Fuck off of me!
I don't think it's responding.
This guy has your top.
guys javelins are very powerful on jeep yo another single swag it only
I brought it even closer.
Walk in.
I have no idea.
Shit's almost unplayable.
Yeah, I agree.
He's right.
Just walk in.
Tell me which one was it called it. It's called it in the Spice.
So be told me the other day this mod is set for ages around 13 to 14.
No, that's not true.
One year? Just one year?
I'm gonna only be 13 years old.
Fippy giggies.
Eagles.
Okay, everything is all nice and together now.
It should be easier.
Oh yeah, it's so nice.
I'm really enjoying this.
Yeah, I might get this easy now.
There we go.
Should be easy.
Yo, technically, what do cheeses get, like, overall?
Just spam javelins. They're so strong.
Chats.
I can't, why are you purposefully inting own team
and regress-sur-progress?
Why are you fighting the spectrum instead of the things
and you don't know what's going on.
You know what I'm saying?
You just go down there.
They hit you once, you're blind, then you die.
Jesse was shot by...
Jesse was shot by...
I just killed somebody!
I just killed somebody!
He killed you.
Wait, did you just javel it everything?
Yes, everybody died. I killed everything.
There's one more, one more behind you.
There!
How does he do that?
I
Wait that that way I wasn't joking like that that is literally strapped it
Grab everything Jesse, please
He's losing it I protect you illusion
this guy is so tanky how do you make javelins
at home
wait these are like jacked up
people blab
roles in my game chat
find zombie someone
how do you bait the rabbit
make it to spear
I think Jess he has he's got most of it I got your I got your diamond pick
over here yeah over here is the rest of the loot
everything in this chest
oh my god
help
help
help
I can't fucking help you, I'm doing something motherfucker.
Bro, these freaking spears are amazing.
Wait, how'd you get them?
I joined his.
Can you give me some?
Help!
You're the last one.
Ha ha ha!
I died, I died with 17 levels.
I had 10 levels.
So, so what is our fucking problem, umdada?
I
Got greedy I got greedy
But I don't have to listen to what I help and you get in little time. Yeah, I was in his door
I mean, I don't blame but I mean true
He's right. He's right
He's right
Okay, I was
That was your pet.
No, it's not.
KX, been genuinely loving the streams since I joined. All the way back since 2019.
Oh, shit.
Much love, excuse me.
Hey, hey, hey!
It's like a machine gun made.
I don't know what the fuck happened, I just...
I don't think he used one before.
Oh my god, these jabblings are fucking broken.
Go along!
Quick! Put it in the chest, please.
Come on! Come on!
Fuck off, bro.
Fuck you, you rat.
You rat bastard.
Okay.
Hey, you lutes.
I don't know who's lutes for you every lunch, but no one here.
some of the little ones out of the water diamond pick is deep in the in the
thing where you first died X diamond pick isn't it okay over here we must go
Oh, oh, Greg.
I'm here.
It's a cap of Greg.
Cap of Greg.
How can I aim, Judy?
Man, you know what you could.
OK.
I can't aim, so I mean, it is what it is.
I mean, it's it.
OK.
All we gotta do is extract this shit fucking hell
hole and we're good.
Good job.
I'm poisoned, why?
Um, should that white stuff, what is it?
This, what is that?
Is that silver?
It's silver, right?
Guys, what about the loot?
Did we get the loot?
I just grabbed it. I'm coming.
This whole game is just us trying to get our own loot back.
Bro, I'm done. There's my last life.
Everything out of the chest now. Quick.
No, no, fine. Fine, fine, fine.
Look, I don't mean...
There's a lot of things chasing me.
You got zero diamonds and one headache.
True.
I fucking fell.
off
they don't say that would
yeah, we don't say that
what am I going?
this way
up here
drop on this down onto this down to the parkour up here
this is miserable goodness
He just went down and got our butts absolutely bonked on.
Yep, we got absolutely fucked on it.
We went down, we got fucked, and we got nothing out of it.
It just, my head feels like I've been in a run and jinxed people.
So, yeah, true, I mean, that damage video doesn't say it.
Jack, can I magma my pit at all or not?
Here's your pick, I got it.
Thank you.
They should use that for a torture method when they need to get Ron and Jinxie in a call
and put the guy in and he'll tell you anything after like an hour.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
The intel is only left!
Okay, I need to bring some weapons for me.
Below you, Greek.
Yeah, this is his word. I'm gonna do it by the tower and get like a million levels.
You give me the buck
Here on the floor. Thank you
It's so dumb that we need to be max level in order just to do the most basic thing
I'm fucking freezing gosh darn it. What's up on it? Oh, did you like it? Oh, no?
Oh, I think the zombie was wearing it. Oh gosh
Fuck you chance wait, we lost the XP book. Are you kidding?
No.
That crown.
Yeah, so what do we, what do we tame?
Like, how do I tame the Mother Sucker?
Oh, just, just, just sort of meddling some shit in the, in the, uh, crowd level.
Um, really?
Wait, really?
I tamed the Impala? What do you mean by that?
Oh, good one this way.
I mean, I can't live it.
It is it.
We just die here.
It is it.
Put your levels in the book and die.
Oh, I'm somehow, I'm somehow, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Okay, Jack, in order to tame the Mother Sucker, how would we do that?
But, in order to have it as a pet now though, afterwards, I could summon it one of at once.
Put your pet away, bro. He's like stepping on all the fucking plants and ruining them.
Like this bitch.
Solstona, but there is an active kill a bunch of them don't know?
Sleiman, almost 2.5 years chat ex-QCL thank you for all you do was amazing
seeing you at twitchcon ex-QC also don't forget that insulation and stop
those termites. They are there in the wars, the termites.
Oh, you put it in a bow and then you feed it.
Okay.
I feed it, then I stool stone it.
I still need four diamonds though.
Check it.
Yeah, we have no diamond.
Check it.
If I melt it, chest flight of diamond.
How many diamonds do I get?
Greek yon, Jesse yon.
You can feel your mouth widening.
You are tired.
Yon, yon, yon.
That's not worth.
That's not worth.
Oh, I think I've done Tarambe going up.
Yes, one.
To me.
Melting in the map.
GG, GG.
That's what we needed.
That's not going to happen.
That is losing maximum.
And then we also have two diamonds left.
Bang.
GG, done.
I
The pulse yep
Thank you, thank you, thank you Jesse. Thank you. Thank you for the rose but I lose a soul digital
You don't.
What?
Okay, that's insane.
Okay, now I go feed a rocker.
Is it really that what I want you to rocker?
Because we can get a grip as well.
What name tag and it put it in my skin. My arms are crawling. Termites everywhere. Oh God, someone please help
I need to do something so I don't want I do
Have you tried the Jenny mod the Jenny what is
Right the termites. Oh, it's me. They are there in the walls
the termites they are eating your loot for Jenny mod
I can't believe this frost shit is gonna make me look like a
chat if you see this pot friend Felix do this oh
pot friend xqc do pot friend girl chat spam pot friend my favorite
They are dying damage. It's not hypothermia. It's turn maximum damage.
All right, let's go get the uh um
Let's go get a birdie. Do I bring my I bring my soul stone with me and my all my other stuff or we gotta feed it first
Uh, no bring it bring it bring it bring everything. Uh, mint idea?
It's you need boat now. It's you need boats. Traits too? And maybe we gotta see it. I have streets. I have streets. You bring your resume though.
Okay, I have two. I only have two on me for that work. And I have a I have 18
You know you're gonna name your first oh, yeah, I mean I'll see what I get it on the bus. I looked right with
Zapdos that's mine
Why?
You're just jealous. That's a good name
Thanks, let us jealous of ice might be called Phillipa
Like to be called ex-QC because I fucking ride you baby. All right, you're muted. I don't know this
any coal we could feed the fish is the social he is still here to do I do I
bring that at all or not do we need that
no I just realized I'm almost 34 years old yeah and I'll do this shit but that's
Still kind of cool. That's not halfway. Yeah, I live in a boat. Do we?
Yeah, cuz we could trap it and it just makes it easier. They said
No, no, I was it was it's calm. I think it's showing
Okay, then bring a bow then bring a bow then forget
I should bring more more a silence a mortuary feast they like the loot I have to want me
I
Say time like it's one more time. I dare they love you. I will tell you all night
So down the high fees
No, don't bring the saddle with you, Greek.
Why not?
Okay, bring the saddle with you, Greek.
Okay.
Okay, maybe with the mionin maybe?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay
16 each the your plugin
Is the thing is can't we just tame it and then we have it like there's so many things and then we can do it safely in here
Because it's troll hide that shit is expensive
But I only get one out of the one
it yeah what
don't agree just punch me in the head
only yeah this is this is this is
fucking miserable you are on how to
see yourself and because it goes back
to a monster use it
We don't have any wool for the thing that you want me to do.
We don't have that.
Wow, I wasted it.
I probably did it.
What the fuck are you doing?
My bad.
That was a mistake.
I'm depressed.
This winter has given me winter depression.
Can you give me my other javelin back please?
What do you do a lot of any of the problem as well? We must press on
All right, let's get wood. Oh, that's my mouth
Chat they are later. Maybe he just doesn't wait. I don't have my mouth
The termites. Did you take it from me John run?
As you can yeah, yeah, you have to breathe in the center. I am really spending five dollars to talk about termites
Yes, I am they are coming excuse me to bring out warned you. I know you hear this
I
Okay, let's go go go. We're going somewhere
We're dipping to um, okay, I think I
Think that swaps is good
For rocks I
I think I just saw one. Right in front of us? Am I tripping?
Give me my javelin back, X.
I'm tripping.
I hate this now.
Yeah, the winter is visible.
On my screen it's so much worse than yours, though.
I've only seen that night, though, so I think we're good to go.
Chicken, close to home.
Yeah, that's the- that's- that's- our house is that you enter with a river there.
I see a dragon
Where did you go? No go to
Way back where we're gonna near debunker Zed Chris is one someone please help me
Am I prefer me the termites are in my head gotta be like something that can help us you like a
Amplifier somewhere and I can't get them out
That one
Can we just skip winter though like this is actually miserable though, like actually I
Don't even know how to
It's been nighttime sleep. Oh
Like that. Does that work like that?
X you're lagging
Jesse nighttime
No, no, no, it was not there really rocks was not later
I
Just filled to
It's nighttime right now
I'm gonna die I
Will at least spawn right here. Oh, you know what that's what those are spawns hungry. Are you sure they're not no
Yeah, I don't
You need to have a level two knowledge rock the payments extra the level it's what do you mean about that?
Did you take my item?
Now I have two items, I have the Javid and the Nassadu.
Do you have my Javid and the Nassadu?
No, I guess it's still there.
I'm dying to call the...
Where's my Javid and the Nassadu?
Are you sure you have?
Yeah, oh behind you.
Oh, cool.
Yep.
Where is it?
A thermal heater?
Brother, all these things are on the floor.
I just wanted to make it.
I have no idea.
OK.
We're meant to walk around until it's fun, so guys,
I mean, I think it's only going to do it.
There was some cablin.
I don't know what the cablin was.
Got it.
Where are we going to next?
We're going to run by on the map.
What's this, Jess?
What's this?
What's this, Jess?
What's this?
It's rocked in.
I'll see where you're at.
I'm the taker.
Read the book.
Wait, where's this loot?
I had a big extension. Where's that?
Guys, this is like- this is boiler.
Ah, we probably coulda.
Yeah.
But this is fucking miserable.
Where the fuck is the big accent?
I think home is a good spot for rocks, no?
Man, we get picked up all the other times.
I've seen rocks.
Yeah, I have seen rocks.
Like a little bit out this way.
It's nighttime.
Is this the time?
Yes, go.
Do I need my shadow with me?
It's her.
No.
Felix, I know.
I am the man.
I am the man.
Detailed in summoning tab, okay.
Too deep! Too deep! I need to go back a little bit!
Eh?
No rocks. There's nothing. I'm dead. I'm hyperthermy.
No, we can't sleep. We can't sleep on hell. We need winter.
He's saying sleep. He's saying sleep. Oh, so the winter off
Let me get a beer. Rock! Rock!
What did you do? What did you do? What did you do? What did you do?
What did you do?
You know what?
Yeah.
I did it! It went right towards them! No luck!
Let's see what I actually did.
Oh no! No! No!
No.
No.
Still gonna be there, right?
I see it.
What's my name's that?
by Tony's spreadsheet to know how to do anything.
What might have that?
It's all in my head.
It's all in my head.
You might be up in the air, bro.
In the air?
It's all in my head.
if you come home without dying you can use a death scroll and go back to insta
if you die to hypothermia it's jeez i'll try to make it quick
I'm dead here.
If I was going to be flying here...
I think 46 months is worth a welcome to the jungle.
Just doing it quick. Bing, bing, bing. Here, take it quick.
What was that?
Yeah, it was rare.
Yeah, there's another one out there.
Alright, good. That works. You can make another one, I can make you another one.
What's that?
67 months, 676, 770, and 67 quintillion, 676, 377.
Those are cheap though by the way, so that's not a good thing to do.
Wow, that sucks. Looks like you need to restart.
Every mistake has a kind of gravity dot in a game like Minecraft.
You build yourself fair enough. Iron may be even diamond and for a moment it feels permanent.
But death arrives quietly, but surely...
Wait, that's an even better row.
Oh my god all our fish are dead.
No, no, stay, stay careful, stay careful.
Oh, they're all, oh my god, wait till you see where they're at.
It's funny, we'll be able to get them down with gold, but they all went up the water
floor at the top.
Yeah, it's why I said to block it off.
I said the one that I came to is the one that I came to earlier.
Oh my god, the hyperthermia is terrible.
There's nothing more miserable than what's happening right now, like, like, why is not
so fucking, it's, it's miserable! It's fucking miserable! I hate this shit!
How? With a rock and a deep bottom?
Just the saddle might be too...
Dead again?
Minecraft is generous enough to let you believe your progress matters.
You gather iron, enchant your tools, build a little monument for your patients.
Then a bird swoops you up.
Dot the mountains and get smaller you just have to climb it again
It's genuinely a twitching battle, but you are at our L craft
Guys my staff is using even some unbombs
Guys this is all my shit, and he's loaded it
all right come on it's genuinely unbelievable how good you are at rl
crap dude why am I still pleasing
please up please up yes please I'm gonna panic what what city is it though
it's a home I heard my beard dress on me yeah come on well you know what we
did the hole yes yeah it's had more loose somewhere here thinking no way to
go away I brought a boat just to put him in put him in but who in it it's over
he's gone he's here so he's here no I meant the fucking crow the flying
I'm going to try to die here and as well so that all my loot goes down.
Oh, now he's more loaded.
Dude, I swear, like, I don't think you guys understand it.
Even with the fucking liners, like, even when you have the super expensive liners
of your clothing it cost a fortune to make it you still call this fucking
mod it like it's
that's funny you know i used to panic when i was bad at games
those times are far gone have you possibly tried killing your enemies
no that's probably your issue no no no add it into this it's it's over
zombie steal your loot oh well get better we have a bunch of fish at home
with loot things
Yep, I mean...
We're not turning off any mods.
So...
I got the knowledge- Oh wait no! I keep the ranks, Chef!
Chef, I keep the ranks!
Oh my god, dude, I kept the fucking ranks, we're good!
Oh, so it just works for another rock?
Yeah, now I mean on paper I can also also use another soul stone
And
Just use it is very slow, but I can still use it, right?
As you get more treats, I have two more
No, oh, no, it's that it's it's a lot more than we thought it's really that it x you and you and we're looking together soon
Why not?
Well, I mean is good
Now we do we've got more of them
No more emeralds for more luck arrows
All right, there's like we have a shit time. I've been breathing, bro. I
Have been breathing
and it's called again this is so fun I mean is this isn't is the trigger the
plenty she is a fucking tree in half I've ever seen it winter so we're not
we're not even we have to wait for midwinter than the end of winter then
I mean what a fucking tree man
oh lava though let me just go through that
yeah yeah go down below please
yeah I must
Sony emeralds
found it emeralds
Bang and feathers right?
Do we have any more bones?
Is there any bones?
Who cares?
No, no, no, no, no, as long as it's buried under the glass of chillin.
Well, I don't think we're gonna get the heat from that though.
I don't want to choose the one I kill.
You need to get like older ones so that you can give you more meat.
We need to breathe in a little bit more. I kill alone.
Where's the book at?
Where's the book?
I'm by that.
I'm by that.
Out of the book.
Wow, that's...
Wow, that is...
The cold gave me two headshots, back to back.
What are the odds of that?
It's like one in bazillions.
All right, I got lava.
Where's my staff at?
I got lava.
I got lava.
I got lava.
I got lava.
I got lava.
I got lava.
I got lava.
I got lava.
I got a lava, what was my staff hat?
Did you break a block in the floor for me?
I don't even have a stone, I don't even have a pickaxe.
What do you want?
Break a block on the floor.
For what?
Oh, oh yeah, let me get a pickaxe.
We're just living here. I'm sleeping. I'm miserable
This winter's just made me the last above
How quick because we're gonna get evaded very nice boom. I mean we cut out
What's wrong Greek this winter's miserable. Yeah, it is fine. He's not wrong
I'm just gonna...
We have a lava now in the base so we can't die in the base anymore.
See?
Fixed.
Okay, I got 16 more treats.
Can we breed more?
And I'm getting hungry.
Anymore coal.
We'll let you get the mount and it will be like a mount.
It's enough for mine but I'm still worrying about the boys. They needed it too.
Yeah, I'll get my own later.
I like logging in and like just
Okay, I guess yeah, we do all this all the frog on your screen and then when I thought I just
19 months, excuse me. Yeah
True
You're good man
Yeah, I'm just
Yeah, just I'm just yeah. Yeah, I mean this is what there's all that. I'll blame your buddy
And I brought my soul stone right Shirley it's uh
fucking shit in a fucking fucking big fuck off like this is so fucking annoying
I've had enough we need to block block up the spots and put some fucking lights man
I did though everything it's just one thing after another on this one one thing after
over there another yeah you know what I've had it I've had it I hear more I
can't just breathe are you sure it's only at night the rocks I feel like we're
gonna be playing this for the next year and we're still gonna be dying to
rats in our base. How long has this mod been a last anyways? It has to be at least like
three or four months. I think we'll finish it in a month. Oh really? It's been three
months Jesse wake up wake up
okay so what's the time?
welcome to the episode 5342
yeah 5,000
today's episode is called progression
hey everybody how's it going?
how's the place?
We finally reached level 30 we only have two more levels to go wait wait don't
take a minute it's so stupid I'm the one to get a rock right yeah I know you
both I mean it rocks a big map I had it anyway it's over so what it's max
level I can spawn him right?
Jesse you've got to do another one of those things we did the other day.
The screen share.
The screen share what?
Yeah I'll be classic.
He was on my stream and I went to sleep and he played on the screen share.
Because he didn't have a stream.
Oh you're going to spawn him? Is that what you're doing?
Yeah, basically. He lost me 5 subs and 52 bottleers.
Jesus Christ, then.
Good.
Go to Blacksmith Lava.
Wait, Georgia, wait, a small chatter.
It was a small chatter.
There's an answer to that if you want the real answer, though.
It's because your view count was higher than ours,
so that people were like,
Well, who's this?
And they're clicking and unfollowing.
That's the classic.
Wait, actually?
Yeah, it happens to me.
If my viewers get too high, they just fucking start leaving.
I'll have the highest viewer stream I have and then I'll have minus 200 followers.
I'm just kidding. I did game.
I'm dying! I'm done here!
I'm pretty sure that's it. That's the math.
When I said he lost me, I was just meaning, he didn't...
I gained 704s at that stream.
Oh, then bit him.
Seven new hundred digs in my ass.
What am I doing?
I saw an item pointed off.
You see? Told you.
I need to find a rock now.
Jesse?
What?
Don't do that.
Do what?
He's pushing me into- Jesse?
You're real fucking funny, aren't you?
You're really, really fucking funny, huh?
Where the fuck are the rocks, man?
the rocks man
they go home I think I think all my drugs know
good night no no don't don't do it
okay
you're not sleeping I'm not on it oh my god super creepy from me every time I
I see this campfire, I think it's a spider.
You too.
Yeah.
Stay in.
No rocks, come on.
We don't need it anymore, because there's a lava.
I'll tell you what we're missing.
We need R'kaian here to help us.
Yeah, true.
Now you can debunk this A-Zenna.
He knows what to do, probably.
Fill the bar with treats and soul-stawna.
Okay.
Fill the bar with treats and then soul-stawna.
headache maxing
no, not the fucking frost again, i swear
that beat, headache maxing would be rikai, jinxi and rinaldo all in one call
oh no, jinxi has been sounded, he also saw that shit
headache maxing
they all talk to the chat at the same time
and there's like five different conversations going on with different people
yo mods, chat, what's up yo chat, what's up yo chat, what's up yo mom and yo, how's it going?
You have moxie in the background just laugh when they say jokes to you.
And then they all say you've got to remember they're reacting to the game as well, so it's like...
Oh, I get the rock spawn, but you know what? You know what? It was a bomb!
Three fucking hardened lions! Like, this is...
Oh, I'm just gonna fuck you up.
And nighttime is just hard, bro. This is gonna be tough.
Oh, let me just put this stuff away again. I'll put, like, a few treats away.
Oh, the fuckins.
I'll put some of this shit away as well.
I love Greek, he's just a smart guy. I mean, what I love about Greek at most is how smart
is it like some million IQ shit is what he is I mean that was really smart man
thank you yeah pick one fucking bitch classic flames grease fuck you oh yeah
and you bring a demon in here
in the
quickly quickly quickly I have to go back to the bus
what you got meant being?
oh god just get a
just get a meant being clocked
no
Oh
There's a bird here. Yeah, I mean just just no
We accurate I'm just run bro
That's you. I don't need 16 more. Please stop dude. I kept the progress and stop
Holy fucking shit. Just right now my naked
I can't even leave the base anymore, let's poke at its head through the door, okay, okay,
look at this shit dude, look at the door, I'll bring it and I'll show you how you were
wrong.
Did you guys hear it, please?
Okay, I'm in I'm a spear sir
Yeah, she's
Oopsies
Oh man, I press one if you think
I don't have anything. I don't have anything on worthless.
Did you find him?
I can't say that.
I find you're saddle.
Now it has sunk, this is really far away.
Ugh!
Ugh, my neck!
My neck is broken!
Oh yeah, swallow the loot, go ahead.
swallow my fucking dick here take this
punch it punch it
your sword's on the floor
this thing's horrid man it's horrid
it's absolutely horrid
you gone with your foul beats
you gone with your
why is it so takey though
giga chat
nice
Nice 3xp from that woo. Oh mate, fuck off. Oh, hey
No
the vlog I do
It's funny to build a buffer actual building and y'all you know the treats the treats again yet. Yeah, I'm not
Yeah, I do. No, I only have this
guys lock in it the treats are gone like this all of the enemy wants for a bow here I didn't
know where the treats are from next you see and I'm bloody freezing again in the hole
Where the bloody treats at?
Does anybody know?
Why would you kill that?
They're not down here.
Oh my god, there's an ender guy in our base.
just don't look at them in the eyeballs
do we do love them anyway?
what are you spamming mate?
no it doesn't matter
it's what I meant anyway
I feel useless right now
guys the treats are here somewhere where are they?
I'm looking I cannot find
they have to be up
It's not down there
Chat would the bird eat it the bird they were killing earlier
Down the stairs I found them I found them. Yes. I found everything
Sorry. Yeah.
Recorder base. Recorder base.
Go back to the dungeon with the trunks.
We begin ground hog day once again.
This is getting ridiculous. Yeah, it's all that was done now.
It's getting like unresolved.
We're trying to play in big time, but we have to.
I'm trust. Everything, everything.
Thank you.
That is everything.
That is everything, but you might have everything.
Thank you Greg, thank you Greg, thank you Greg, let's go.
Go again?
You have your saddle too, right?
Yeah, I just need to get the actual thing or something.
The rocket is still here though, no?
You know it's kind of like early?
Oh fuck off, mate.
Oh, fucking give it a rest.
There's another thing chasing us now.
Um, uh, you know, you just sit there next to it, what do you mean?
Oh, why?
Blood moon?
Watch out guys.
Alright, thanks.
Oh, there's a rock over there.
Rock.
Rock.
Rock.
Rock.
Yes.
Blagging on there.
Why is he not touching you?
He loves him.
Got it!
Oh my god!
Yes!
Got a saddle on it!
Got it!
Yes!
Saddle on it!
Saddle, quick!
How?
How?
Maybe shift right?
Yep.
Oh my god!
Maybe shift right?
Yep.
Oh my god.
Not this!
Not this!
Let's go!
Finally!
Finally!
Holy!
Okay, I actually forgot how to do it though, how do you go down?
What, down?
Is it x?
Shift.
Shift.
Hey now, how do I not lose it?
How do I not lose it?
Summoning thing, right?
Oh, name tag.
And how do I get out of it?
I
G
Okay, we need to find a safe place to keep it. No, there's better. Yeah, I could just summon him with my staffer
We have lava and we're still trying to be flaming it like this is just generally later like
If you get too far away
This is so goddamn fucking devilish dog shit fucking trash, man
So you've got a pet and a flying mouth
I've got nothing, can Jesse, what have you got?
I will spend this to go around it, get XP and get us ahead of this fucking shit
So we can all be at the same spot, alright?
So yeah, yeah, yeah, just do the deadlock thing
I imagine you're gonna get mad at him.
Alright, get your mount though.
Where's the staff?
Double click at five.
He's right. Why isn't there a she's right?
Where is the fucking staff?
I don't need it, I don't need it.
Yeah, do we have the soul stone though?
I
Was the mounts ah
He's responding after it maybe you spot he probably spawned above
Turn off winter virus. You're on top of it. No, he's an actual
He's an actual actually I mean
Yeah, like in the neck for fun
Wait, how do we how do we get something in staff Jess?
Well, we have to farm all the stuff that we already farmed again and use it for ourselves
Okay, but hold on no no no no no I got you guys like I will spend this fucking thing
To go progress so that we can fucking get all get this shit
Okay, I'm not gonna why are you progressing solo in order for us to get stuff? Are you stupid?
You know, no, but it'll be faster to get more of this shit if I use it to get more like what the fuck I thought about
What a rage-baiter
That's okay every time somebody's right you just go in a rage-baiter
Can't really bones. I mean, what I mean is bones, okay?
We got bones here 60 67 of them here. I want a summonable fucking motherfuckers
No
I need this on the on the fucking on the on the Aegis
And all day here though, yeah, we have none
But they're in uh...
They're in that... is that Deckrest 1?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's somewhere over here. I know they're here. Yeah, up there.
On the roof.
What color? What color?
Dark blue and light blue.
Which one did I do last time?
Light a bit.
Thank you the red one so where's the red at?
There's a brown one over here
Russell's good at belly, where's the last yeah Russell on he's on the rock right now right here next to me
Up here yeah
What does he eat?
Keep on
Oh, believe it or not, I'm dying from hyper-cermia.
Oh wow, how about a minute, that's really cool.
Is that a new feature of the game?
What is that?
They just added it.
That sounds really fun.
Wow, what kind of feature is that?
Do you just die?
Oh, okay.
That sounds really advantageous, any.
Wow.
This is actually, this is realistic and cool.
Hey, what's up with the premiere?
That's when you die of the cold.
Okay.
Where are the fucking rustles?
Why is it going to be cold in every zone?
Like, yeah, like fucking killing already.
This is- this is- I'm stuck out of there now.
Let me check the seasons and what we're sitting at.
We're in midwinter still.
Ned
Where are the fucking Russell Aegis I
Guess they'll die there I got tricked to death
What about the Russell one though
There are no Russell ones in this one.
Okay, yeah, I did that.
Okay.
I did that nine more times, by the way.
Finally, cool down.
I think that's ready, he's a classic guy.
Grab the wool off the posts in the village and make wool armor for worms.
Dude.
Not a bitch.
I don't understand it.
Full wool armor is barely enough to have just enough.
And you still get caught in monsters.
Yo, I can't.
We still got a monster's domain.
Maybe we can go to bed.
I
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Yes, get a heat lining that costs more than the armor itself to fucking make it to put on the armor
So that we just fucking die again lose it one time and after do 20 outer prices
Are you another Aussie liner? Let them roll. I don't know. This is a fucking joke like you never plays a lot
I know a perfect
But to be fair we did progress a lot today. I gained so many levels. I'm 15 defence, 12 attack.
It is not cheap, you're just lying. It is not cheap at all.
What the?
Are you done?
That's what it sounds like when you hit your head.
The trolls in the troll dungeon drop the heap of iron.
Go back to the troll dungeon.
Are you done?
Yeah.
Just one more.
Okay, what do we do now?
Stop! Stop it!
Sorry.
We'll double-click F5.
What's that doing?
Well, you step up here, double-click it, and...
Can I agree?
Yeah.
Thank you guys for watching today's episode of RLcraft coming in with X and doing all the work.
Over to you, X.
Wow, dumbass fucking TTS with a million times in a row.
In the outro, we progressed really nice and I'm totally, well you can still see I got ice breath.
Why? Because it's fully cold in here.
I'm tired of shit fuck you, but we progress look at the show our progress there
Yeah, thanks guys
Here's a progress over here. It's right
Right here no
Yeah
Very cool very very nice, and are you great?
Yeah, thanks guys see see you whenever I see you I guess boy look at no
Yes, be fun
How come it's winter none of the plants are growing either this just sucks oh
You picked me up.
Yep.
You picked me up.
Help.
Help.
Click the sub button.
Quick.
Help.
Click the sub button to get me out of this home.
Help.
Right, the comments bled.
Just guess he survived or lived.
Find out in the next episode.
I'm going to be out there.
They're going to get out.
absolute most dog shit like stream running shit like on God like it's
insane you have one in the future it's used for the most demonic shit of all
time so fucking dog trash man on G though I'll have a mount better Mara though
I'm gonna hop on get him out we could do CS or rocket league CS sounded so fun
I thought you were tapping it yeah but I don't want to get five spins on
three cinema so we said marathon so what we're gonna do is go ahead ban
you real quick and yeah we have the perfect amount of people for CS though
because then you still get to random so you can like talk to them Joe can you
do it like I did the first time I saw that I thought it was some fucking
food any time that I play it makes me fucking want to punch somebody in
their fucking face bang you punch me in real life if I played it next to my
I never remember, you remember that one?
I remember that one, I remember that one.
Yay!
That's fun!
Body slammed your ass though, and that one be warm.
That's cap.
That's cap.
That's cap.
Body slammed you against the floor.
Buddy, you're like 5'4", you're a fucking, you're a very, you're an extremely annoying
game called...
Wait, who's the lord?
Me?
Like, what is this guy talking about?
Yeah, Jesse Chapalovia, though.
Jesse's a small girl in your life, man.
Yeah, okay.
It's like, sick.
Yeah, okay.
Dude, I'm sick.
Yeah.
happy jesse use the rosie six three and a half that's how that's how that is not
he does not practice but that just just trust me on that I've been here in your
life come on bro talking about at least like four and a half foot that what are
you first off what are you on about okay so Jesse is fun size everybody knows
there's so many right bite size true three apples will there be a next
spend listening party really snapped you in half with my knee
that are gay so we're slightly
control
at least for control everyday
uh...
hold on
if you have to be part
your ex can i get a welcome to the jungle
please are you Greek
uh...
5 11 6 but I mean yeah
Wait me and you used to live together, bro. Yeah, you tout over me. I'm by GX
Okay
Dude, I swear it sounds radioactive like it actually sounds like poison like I'm dead ass been happening to me too like that
It's not a normal like all this is not like something like it doesn't like like well
Oh, it smells dangerous, is that what it says?
Yeah, it's because you eat a fucking gummy bear and red bull for the entire day, like what the fuck do you expect?
I don't even care.
You get fucking rads when you eat food, like...
Not well, not well.
Like, your girl needs to wear a hazmat suit before she comes into the house.
Straight rad ticking.
I'm already full of it.
I got NWC if I can kickass him.
Sword available as well.
No, I can't.
Are you playing or what?
Yes, dipshit.
Watch out, it's frontnet, it's frontnet.
Wait, why are we lagging?
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.
Dude, we're on Greek's ping.
Here you go.
Oh wait, really?
Greek highlighted us.
Yes, this guy.
I can't wait.
you
you
you
you
you
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Thank you
About bitch busy
Watch out
In come on Greek
we're like we're like we're like that is the user is the way yeah I was what's
what posts after
wow that is nice decent touch
see there's a weird spin they've ever seen it he's free studies like a free
seller that was that was a nice shot yeah actually
I'm almost fucking trying to see what happens.
Can I swap you in?
Good, good buddy, I like that.
Yeah, I mean, Evie, I have a little bit more conviction today then.
I have no peace, you stupid fucking bitch.
Any more conviction or don't even get out of spawner.
How about shut up?
I tried I tried I tried it I tried it go just put it in the wall
He was gonna try harder than try harder
He was I think if I if I fly flatter fuck
There's not a today they ain't doing any of us
Yeah
I just don't I think I'm gonna be straight ass. That's why I'm there
Nice finish it
Easy boys
That's like in bank you go yep easy oh
My god
wow this is so nice it's unplayable it is like the people that's the
last train is like just the server is literally covered in beans and toast yeah
okay give it I I just want one not not that game
that's right wait you're doing something weird but did you
I have a second because you you you you you about something that middle
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you stop the middle there, I think they have a chance to...
I think I saw my replay, I thought it was kind of cool.
Yeah, it was good.
I saw that.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what...that's what...that's what Squishy taught me.
Squishy buttons, whatever.
Like, if you match the ball speed, if you retouch, you can kind of manipulate it.
Yeah, like, it gave me pretty much that second touch I could do.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Got actually kind of style another movie get that oh shit
But the idea that you know, let's win look middle now
I don't want to hit him one more time.
He tapped it.
Why don't I just go?
Fuck off!
Not bad!
Yeah, not my strength.
I barely touched you. I don't know what's going on now.
Wait, I might be just without you in this game.
Yeah, we're good.
No.
Get it out, get it out, get it out!
I don't have a choice if I'm an adult.
What have I got in this?
That's, uh...
That's fine.
We have to get...
...ex?
Oh yeah, throw in my polter!
No, no, no, that is...
...tell him I polter!
It's not that I got two people there flying in the middle of the air with all the moose...
Yeah, there's another one.
It's our fault, mate.
Aw, I got him.
I mean, let's get chat to Billy.
Ooh, we're in a blue one.
Uh-oh.
We're just in a blue one.
That's not us. We're in zero.
Dude, I mean, you're in zero.
help us we just break the one
really
nice x
quick
i'm getting to the other
you're insane
i feel like i tap into you
get it out x get it out nice go for it 3 up in 3 up in
guys we're down to the goal thing we need to come in through the top end
nice action. me. I killed him. fucking don't shit. oh my god.
perfect. go. I have one of these like demoed in some shit. oh my god. no way. okay. hurt
That's that. Dead.
I'm gonna demote him.
Not bad. Good pinch, good pinch!
My god, man!
Oh!
They got their goals received fucking early.
It backflipped when...
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oh my god thank god nice
you missed I'm going to the wall yeah yeah well I had to what I didn't want to
into that position I bumped it I'm not gonna eat I'll see you guys
dizzy
no I don't know
he gets that though there's no one at gold
do we need anybody at them?
we need a goldie
yeah a green is flying somewhere
we're living this deep
there he is
Yeah, I'm just smackin' him.
Fuck.
Got it.
I'm gonna say it.
Hey, he's gonna do some weird.
Fuck.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
It's weird.
Hit it.
Nice.
Huh?
That's it.
Stop it.
That's it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
So we're freestyling so we're just freestyling mid game lock in look at the free side great
You're doing fucking God nothing
No friends look is definitely not double-jumped up again. I guess I'm all for sure
Then he's good, I mean that down the side area. I'm so fast
No way. Look. We got back to this. That is actually faster. I mean, it's my brain. It's all good.
Can I have her seat raised, please?
That's going in. I know.
that's right, we're in a spot where we have to double come in here
I
Was going in mango people
In it before I can price for that
Yep, it is yes, I mean he's like a server X. Please give life to make sure that 12 word goodness. It is I
Have a dog again
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Went to perfect it again. No, I'm not you gotta go base now
Excuse me can you send me some Bitcoin, please? No, sir
GTX man you didn't mean you're a special man. What do you mean to do that? Just not that
it. I did it earlier. He was he was gonna push it out anyways. Please bro I need some
beach. Bro, bro, what are you doing? Bro, you stand up. Bro, he already defended it
You just blame me
Okay, let's take a minute to pause again, and they're talking about this
When we're committed it you have to do something of value hit the ball forward smack it
You hit up the back wall you get a stand-down dream do fucking nothing cuz all you have no boost right?
No opportunities. You're far from defending like a bro. You're useless
Might turn okay last time you were good at a game
Like fuck off
What were you going to say?
Well, I was saying last time he was good at a game, his character had auto him.
That's what I said.
Who do you think the problem is? Is it me?
I think we're just not communicating. We're just insulting each other instead of just communicating.
I'm glad you're moving!
He's back.
I'll tell him, I'll tell him.
That's a good idea.
He'll listen to us.
He'll definitely listen.
Here we go.
He walked outside to get the food and just started flying in the air like a piece of paper
No, Greek had a good point.
He was saying that we need to communicate more.
I mean true, but true, maybe you guys are on offense and I'm playing in a lot of defense.
Like you should see my POV.
the ball never is in the air in front of net right or in the middle of the field it gets
stuck on corners and then it gets back to me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Over and over again.
Like the ball never has any opportunities to it.
We should do the me system just whenever you're going to hit, say me.
Just classic.
Just so you know.
is what it is. Oh god, roughly it's Trouble Team.
Uh, here we go.
Nice.
Me?
Uh, me too.
I'm working on them.
Okay.
You mad at that old game.
I
Say me when you're gonna hit middle Wow Wow what the fuck happened it I stopped it
I don't know why I voted that
Okay, quickly
Thanks
I have to add to the creative there and I thought
Yeah? No, I got, I got, I got, I got pulled.
I died. Okay, it's fine, it's fine.
Get a little faster than you think.
Oh, oh, he's on me.
Okay, okay, that's fine.
Uh, Kodak, she got, she got this.
I'm gonna get to the right and get first.
I got, I got...
Yes, can you get up?
I'm going to try to meet him, I meet it, and then go in here.
Alright, I'm up here.
Do we have a meet?
Yeah, I think we'll go back to the job.
Oh, you have a shot at me?
I hit him, I'm going to go in to the goal here.
It's not bad. Good job.
Okay, let's go.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, I stopped it.
I should have, I should have made it, like that.
In there, in there.
Dude, I, I, oh my god.
It was you, right, right, right, right.
Nothing, nothing.
Get back in there.
Me, me, me, me, me.
Nice, nice, good job.
I'm gonna still keep it up there.
Put it up there still.
Something to get in there.
Leave me
Get ready for passways I missed I missed again I keep getting baby it's all X
I think I got this.
I got this.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
I'm gonna bug this like in tournaments again, like in the old game.
Me, me.
Rackaband is beautiful. Go, follow through.
Beautiful.
Gee, go with him.
Gee, then me, then I'll dee.
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Just
Crazy this game you didn't say me
Okay
I'll say me I'll say me I'll say me you go you go I go left
We're going uh you go ahead
Get him out. Beautiful.
Get him out.
Uh-oh.
Get that 5-6.
Beautiful save.
Get it out there. Wack it up there.
Wow!
I'm still making money a little bit up there.
Yeah, that's a good job.
Nice.
Nice!
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Nice!
How's that not in there?
Yeah, we don't I think we don't do more fun a lot that I've never needed to be more aware of that
You're not wrong with that. I
Don't do it. I'll be done
I don't know what to do with it.
Shoot.
Yes.
You go. Follow it and I go with this.
Damn, I suck at this.
Nice shot, though.
watch here just watch got it open go I'm killing I'm killing 9 8 is running next
can you do shit I had to bring the ball on the wall like that and you break
less let me
I don't want to give it to that, great great great, you give it more than usual, I'm always
back then.
I'm going to me into a wall and now I'm going to go into the wall again.
You had to fool you baby.
Fuck man.
I think he's really running out of that crack angle.
One of them.
Nice.
Yeah.
Snuck up.
I know it.
Nice.
Let me hit the speck.
I don't know if I can.
I can.
watch out watch out
hit him
he's down
right there boys
oh you fucker you shot me from peeking you fucking rat fuck
I mean, correct
I hit it with a weird thing
oh that's really good for us we need to be out of the home
go ahead
nice dude
get my ass
Alright, get ready, boys.
Yeah, I'm gonna...
Okay...
Hit it!
Win!
Nice try.
I
Can't do that
I'm gonna bump you into this guy
It's that I'm good for them
Okay, I
Think in general think in general right is that?
Like I didn't mean to scare anybody back home, but I'm you and I'm back home like it
We only have one committer always like it's not it
I mean you just know you want to but if I get out if I get out of there and go and go put it up
But we lose again. It's like like I hate this shit. Did you even brand it if I could make little balls
We get scored on it instantly your stupid
Nice, eh?
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You were saying W pooms for the 200 gifted then I think you were
Jungle or some shit like that. What are you eating eggs?
burger
From what which restaurant?
and which restaurant the local place you fucking got so give me their name and
address
go X G left I go from a local place bloods the local right give him back to
the place yeah yeah yeah they got the best all I miss you
It's fine, they suck you
You guys gotta call me
You gotta call me
You fucking dumb shit
You didn't call me either
I said me in my head
That tough really big was gonna be a bit lower than me so
I can have to say me when you're about to do a bad touch
what people say
you
all right guys let's go
yeah because dipshit's deciding to have a four-course meal
well we're gonna do that
let's have in his weekly meal like right now
it's been snake snake our dire
i'm right a fucking week
I
Should be a oh my god, please somebody I hear you
I mean
I mean
I hate you
Y'all need to get me together
I'm not going to fucking fork him into that shit
Y'all need to fork him together
I'm not going to fork him and fucking leave it open
I called shit man
What did you get what I said?
Oh I probably said the N-word in the middle of that sentence
Oh my god how old are you?
if you get a message.
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Do it. Oh
My thumbnail my my thumb is so I'm gonna may have just passed it through
No, I got it. My thumb is just doubling feeling like I'm shaking
I'm gonna touch this like yeah lightly. Yeah, I went to China
I'm you how
You how mom
You stole my beat. Yeah, I'll give her.
Do that now. Nice. Hello, Chinese. How are you all doing?
Suck it right now on the spot. Good shit. No means that's bad job. I'll meet I'll meet me
Me you
Yes, good
Well, you're the body
No
But there are steep heads oh
Oh wow, wow, I'm being transported.
Woo!
Woo!
What a strike!
Oh my god, I'm blazing well now!
Oh my god, that was such a good strike.
Fuck yes!
2x pass.
What a pass.
What a pass and strike.
Oh, work out, work out.
Wait, what's...
I triple committed for fun.
Jesse no don't do it I
Went in I thought we had it. I look he thought we had I was going in
Zaleanski, I need more bullies
Me
Eddie, something to do, do you think you saw them run?
Eddie?
Yeah, yeah, my boss is in the chat.
Yo, Eddie, my name's GregorX and I would also like to...
You're gonna lose them if I do not play the cricket.
Eddie, can you just drop me like 5,000 subs? Thank you very much for your help.
Oh, nice strike, Eddie!
That was Jesse that did that, Eddie.
Thanks for the F1 race tickets, I was actually sick, I appreciate that.
Wait, really?
It's true, actually!
I'm sure you've been on kick Eddie the best website in the world. It was really cool. The whole kick team was super sick
No, it's wrong. We're actually made by John to remember
Yep sick
Get a firm handshake. Yeah
Yeah, that's him
Yo Eddie, you look really handsome
I just say this has Eddie been working out. Yeah, he doesn't work out. He's fucking piped up a I gave me
Plotty yeah, oh this also repeating you're not wrong. I say wrong repeating now. Oh, yeah, it's like a mix
I'm AFK for once
I'm in street God x Eddie nice to meet you. All right, you've been on kick
This is the body
This is the body and another body
I don't know how I left this game no
We do do do do
Yeah, no, but these guys don't even see me. Oh, yeah
No, watchers get boned at this moment like it does it agree
I'm
Making time is all day. God. I just said such a good goal. Oh, yeah, but I get five down watch this
We're gonna get dick down
I go
Fucking doctor
I'll take the RQ here, I'll think you can look here.
They're jumping at each other.
Oh my god that's it, that should be it right?
No, no, no it's not.
Oh thanks, that's so easy.
I can't.
That's you! That's right, squirt another go.
I mean, everybody should just be amazed at this skill. Look at this.
Huge, right?
There we go.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's my fault.
I'm just making sure Eddie's in the chat before I say anything.
What's up, Eddie?
Let's get it.
Okay, that's looking.
You.
Me.
You, you, you, you, you, you, I'm blocking him.
I just bumped him hella.
Get back, get back, get back.
We'll take backwards.
I am owning a sword.
Oh my god.
Oh, see me do that.
Me, me, me.
You again? You're alone, you're alone.
Leave it, leave it, leave it.
It's okay, it's okay, lock it.
I hate ghost screens that just take over your whole monitor and change the color of your whole room.
Yeah.
Like, dude, get a fucking grip!
It's like the whole movie is getting played.
No.
Of course, I hear firsts.
I don't know if you can hear them.
I'll go get this thing.
Nice, X!
I don't know if he's...
I don't know if he's...
Hey, stop. Can you golly and just stop getting all the boosts?
Oh, nice triads.
Yeah, um, yeah.
Oh my god.
I don't know, that's, that's, that's, nice, I missed, I don't know what to do, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's fine, it's two minutes left, two minutes left
Yeah, they're good, aren't they?
Nah, I'm here
That's just that up if I jump out of your correct random
Honestly, you could have done something that you could have just used a squishy
We're gonna do that make them shoot it. Oh, they're panicking
Oh
I'm gonna just knock it back this way.
How's he hit this?
Nice, X! Now, punch it out!
Me, me, me.
Oh, I tried to let him get him.
Oh, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
I gotta pass it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. You actually can't slam on him.
Yeah, I was gonna pass it to you, but I was like, fuck it.
what
what
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okay I was gonna
they got gracked
they got gracked
fine I put it
fine
And every time you weren't there where have you been like what are you talking about?
Sorry
Sorry wait
Wait, no, no, you're trolling the fuck out of me. There's no way he's showing right and it's all you just raise right any
Yo, I cannot commit 1v2 like even 1v1 is missing to commit there
I didn't use never cuz you you never commit to a ball like that. That's crazy
Oops, trying to add in 15 minutes delay, maybe.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Give me the fuck out of here.
No, no, no, stop, stop.
These kids are shit.
There you go.
Me.
Of course.
Nice X.
Man, that's about it.
of course
nice X
no that's bad
oh you're gonna act beautiful
right I'm right here with you
there's that
I like it
I am very concerned that he is developing into a toxic probe.
Nice Hex!
Beautiful fucking shot son!
Let's go son!
I need to go down there as possible.
Of course, we can do a fast one.
You.
Alright, just missed him.
Just have to miss there, didn't I?
Nice X.
Nice X.
Nice try, these kids running about good.
So good.
You need to eat your mid game there.
Nah, nah.
If you want to replay, you'll see that I made the right call with every single instance.
Like there's like, you can watch it, you want to, like it.
Okay, every time you play Rocket League, why do you decide to have a full meal full
cost meal?
Yo, yo, yo, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me,
let me, let me fucking bitch it.
Okay, you fucking bitch.
even commit in a 1v1 I was 1v2 why would I commit there you should never if
I'm a law if I'm the last one defensive I should never commit to a ball to be to
or 1v1 somebody commits first and I get the ball that's flying already like
otherwise you're jibble them and some answer what the fuck is that why why
does it take you to business days to eat one fucking burger oh man I can't
It's very better.
Yeah, I'm asking.
My shit.
Like, you call me fat every day and I say, fine.
And I'm saying, why does it take you two business days to fucking listen?
But you spent your entire 31st year of your life eating a fucking burger.
Act like I'm all on wrong because I'm eating a burro for fucking two games.
Like, oh my god, big fucking deal.
But you are the burger.
Fucking question, Oini.
Hey, I was just...
I don't think I can take this anymore!
Thanks, fucking.
Oh, I mean, so you're dead to me.
Me.
Thanks.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
me
Said me there's no way you said that act
I can over I can over at the call a hundred percent there
If I've been in it if it's me after me it'll write the call hundred percent
They should always me cuz if you know if you have more information because of a better angle and 100%
That was the point it's what it is it we all treasure that if you get over it then you get over it
There's what is it? That's that's that is absolutely correct that me
Missed you
They boost for I can
Yeah, I miss I say you go you're just right there is right there
Me me me
That's pretty good. I mean you're just nice
Bro, anybody who makes a call on the team that I make it is right automatically, always.
I don't give a s- even if the IGN says we're doing this, if somebody says we're doing this now, that is now the call.
In any team that I make it, that is always how it is.
If the trust of whatever new permission came along, the new call is better.
You have to.
Of course you have to.
All because it's a little Q this lucky this is also a kill we're playing together like fuck
me
Let me mean both through a little chat or him somebody
Yo dipshit he said me and you took it do you even talking to shut up?
Sorry
Hey, I think great
I'm gonna need this. Yeah, and I'm gonna I'm gonna need this
Hey
Nice, yeah, sorry. Sorry. Sorry
Hey
Nice. Nice. No, no, no, don't have that.
There's nobody at home and I still get blamed.
You guys, she will commit it and I get blamed.
She will commit it and I get knocked out.
Like, it's so bad.
It's laughable.
It's laughable.
That you guys don't know.
And you don't commit it.
That's insane.
For 30 years I was playing at a gold level.
Just fucking relax.
That is crazy.
I am Agus Mutus!
It's so great though.
Like, sure.
It's not that big of a deal.
We're just laughing at each other.
Fuck you!
Please do.
Who's me?
Me, me, me, me.
Fuck.
Me.
You, you, you.
Jess, Jess, you.
Yep.
I bumped him.
Oh, beautiful, Jess.
Ex-SU.
Ex-SU area all that, baby.
All day long.
all day long all day long bang me sensitive I'm gonna D don't miss oh he
needs me all that's be that's in never mind me me you you you
Yeah, but might be overrided you'll need but that is me overrided Mike so
It's kind of an overriding
I
Go X. I don't mind if I go G. Oh, I'm gonna meet her now. He's gonna tap you
yes that we need your help I got it you looks like so they love that's why I
I'm gonna go to the next one, I'm gonna do this.
I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait.
Yeah, let me smack it like this first.
You know.
I'm gonna...
Me?
Oh.
This...
Uh-oh.
Bump me?
Ah, that's not gonna happen.
But if 40 seconds left to the even draw, let's just try as hard as we can
Boy what am I doing? I mean, I'm the one I'm the one who got the ball out there. I mean, we have we have two players on a team
I mean, I could actually both of them
I've got beasts
And I'm fit centering centering
You know sense it
Yeah, I'm back.
XQC now.
Nice.
I did not make smacking.
I did not make smacking.
You got full boost.
You got full boost, baby.
Get it.
Great.
Yeah.
I missed.
I baked.
He's been me.
He's been me.
It's on the wall.
It's on the wall.
I'm going to just, it's bad.
We need to lock it.
Okay.
They suck.
Round it.
Get it out.
Get it out.
Get it out.
I got it.
Stay in gold.
Yes, it's you.
Beautiful.
Centred.
I got it. Nice X, beautiful. Centred.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. It's my PSU, it's my PSU. Yeah, this is me, this is me.
Nice, beautiful, yes.
Uh, XSU, can you see him?
Nice, bug up and down.
Me? Nice, nice.
I
Oh my god eggs nice
Which is the power of friendship on the phone? Yo, yo, yeah, when you see me like that and in front of you
I think making it the ball like or put into it there or some shit even if you add a boost otherwise like it's useless
Our plot that's crazy
Yeah, we're raking up. We're gonna be diamond soon, all of us. We're breeze.
Okay, you Jess.
Put it on boss by you, because I am a consistent player.
Hey, it's been guys bro, just lock it in.
You're up to the chapter Jess, fuck you!
You just fucking bumped me, I just think you're...
I will give a shit, I'll bump you again next time, loser.
Hit it.
I can meet us nice x mouth table I say it's nice it's nice to override my
fucking book yo I said fucking shit that and then you speak I want to fucking
die yet get the fuck out of my face
Oh hi Asgum.
Holy switch up.
Oh I guess we could get here please.
For real.
Holy switch up.
He's like fucking died.
Yeah what's up anyway.
It's like he's talking to his mother.
You know what he was like?
What do your mum walks in?
Oh he lost.
Focus because I'm building cookies. I love it. Yeah, I'm here
I'm doing again. Okay, that made me
WC
I'm sorry, it's fine, nice.
Ready?
Okay, UX.
Dude, he slowed down this guy, huh?
Hang on a little bit, I guess.
I got that X with full boost.
Bang it.
It's fucking dying.
I didn't see any area of that.
Area of that X.
That's all you, baby.
Nice, X.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
It's like, you might control two people?
Yeah.
Yeah, you like my call out there, X?
You like my call out?
Yeah, I mean, no, it's nice though.
Oh
That's right, that's right
Wow, I start night you said leave it to smack it smack it hard smack it fucking hard
Nice Jets.
Good job.
Hit that! Hit that!
Yeah, yeah.
And the boost fall down.
Passing it mid.
Fuck.
Nice dribble legs.
You just dribbled over three of their heads.
Fuck.
Okay, you might...
Finish the hell.
You know what, X is right about the calling-and-me thing.
I should have said, yeah, you're right, X here.
I don't know what...
I wanted a me there, but I didn't mean, but I should have said me to overwrite his me.
Me?
It makes me mad.
Nice me.
Nice me!
Y'all, hold on.
Yeah, I did pass it to you, but...
Oh fuck
Did you see that Eddie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's on three as a go.
I look like a power station, like, yeah Eddie, give me dinner tonight.
Ah, where?
Fuck, Eddie, there's a weird bounce.
Wait a minute, me.
Oh my god, I had it the good aim and the aerial.
I got him.
I see you.
I see you.
That's all you, baby.
That's not what I wanted to do.
Fuck.
Nice.
You should have done it a bit more gentle, Jesse.
No.
No.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit me.
Cut.
He missed and he sucks me great. Oh, yeah, it's go great. Here we go
Wow
That's what we do. That's what we do. I don't know if you hold boo if you hold it you're jumping you hold the button down
You jump way higher
Yep
Pretty sure I told you that no
I know I just I just like saying that when somebody gives me information
What you protein in now? Yeah, we're web there man. We're kind of playing really hard. We're like cooking them
Roll roll there's only the chat was just about it something like a
Game
Follows the normal time of continuum that time was forward. Okay
You get more information as time goes on if I better come and be made with new information
then the new call is whatever where you're gonna follow and I didn't know
really because we said push B on the brown side of the we only go B we will never
go away like what a brain dead what a stupid fucking thing you're saying like
that's crazy new information means you go I mean if you objectively have a
better view than you get to me yeah as well as I had I had ice cream I have
I have a POV that you can't see because he has a ball cannon. I'm way backer. I have no permission better call
Yeah, I mean everything you say is normally correct
It's what correct or true, I mean I said everything you say is like you got you got good backing like you know what you're saying
And you're true. You have gaming experience. Yo save me next time. I'm gonna fucking find you Jesse
I was literally still looking for me.
Can I tell a pathically set me?
Yeah, that's a classic.
A classic mid-sense, whoever.
What a pinch, by Greg.
There we go.
Okay, look at this pinch.
This fucking clown missed the ball.
Look at this pinch.
I mean, this fucking clown missed the ball, man.
I did not hit the ball. I did not hit the ball. I was going for counter. Like even a
bronze hit that shot. I had to assume he's going to hit it.
I got it.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah, this is still alive.
Oh.
UX, my bad.
That's both of you guys still going to the bush.
Ben, I'm back here.
Hey, Ben!
Nice block.
Me.
Look at that.
Meet us.
I'm going in for me.
I'm going for me. Oh my god. That was beautiful. That's a beautiful
That passes me
True
You
Are you a single
Hey careful careful
Nice. Stand back, stand back.
I missed, I missed.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I played too aggressive.
Yeah, I played too aggressive, yeah.
I should have just stayed.
I got baited by that one.
You didn't say me, by the way, but I'm not going to blame that.
You didn't say me in Greek settings, Colin.
Yeah, that's right.
We're not blaming anybody.
It was your fault. Let's go.
I'm gonna just do a weird me yeah just just be weird with it. I never go for that
me but if I would have made that oh yeah that's beautiful it's a little bit
powerful but that was beautiful
what's up pinching it mid pinching it all that's a beautiful pass no I can't
I mean passing a t-shirt yep passing it to them passing it back but I was
kind of crazy look yeah that was
I could go bitch let's go X X is you
get it out get it out hard here man man nice so you that's all you you you
You shoot it
I mean
He's trying to calibrate how it's my fault
Corrected at the correct time instantly going to a name as an hour
if I had to use that double reset musty put it in but I'd not use it
oh god musty
yep
yep, that's for axe
come to him, axe I saw you baby
fuck on him, fuck on him now
Yes
But look at him look how powerful you are compared to this fucking weakling
Look at that last one. Oh my god
You know blade now blade Greek
That's bad by me you have to hit it or else
it next yeah right blame greek why is it the blame is not on me though it was me it was me
right blame jesse gee whiz gee whiz self accountability yeah but where are you
coming to like it i need to know the where are you going to never bite i already set the
blame i already i need to know the from house angle where are you going with that slip
No, no, it's you know when you play dumb sometimes. Yeah, that's what I just did
You X oh my god eggs
You just dropped a bomb on that
I mean, that's just beautiful. You're just there
Why did you hit it like that?
Yeah, buddy
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Centering it.
I have no zero. I'm done. I'm done. I'm just going up there.
Why are we all rotating backwards?
What do you mean? What do you mean I need to go hit the ball there?
That was so awful.
One of you needs to go to the ball there. You both went fucking way back.
Alright, pass the ball to him now. I'm taking the blame. Fuck you all.
Alright.
Yeah, if you don't zero bullet, I'll look at Nato's.
You have to track me on this there and...
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Nice!
I mean, it's gonna roll one in right now. It's a 2v2.
It's okay, 1G.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I've been fighting and I swear it smells like something that
is not human.
It's not like real, it's like poison brother.
Like I'm dead.
An alien fart.
Yeah, like it's generally scary.
So they got that go rare chemical damning yeah we lost it's going in I was laughing at your
you go take you go
hit it hard
I bumped into me when there's an open goal
get out there boys
bitch head axe
nice
do it I fucking could be fooled
take it take it
nice shit great
Oh my god, I'm such a shit shot.
I'm back here.
Yeah, true.
You got them.
Oh.
That's got it.
Beautiful head.
Oh, beautiful head.
Oh, beautiful head.
My control.
Oh, yeah.
all my man Ellen did it's fucking
muckajool
you went
thank you for the love of it
I don't
I didn't see you there I don't know how I didn't see you
Is that the Jammers?
Can we get this out?
Yep.
Uh oh.
I can need this, I can need this.
I'll finish that.
Oh that was just fucking beautiful, mate.
Thank you, mate.
The other side of my eyes is fucked, brother.
I need to get that check for 3 days.
No, no, no it's healed.
Now it's healed, it's dry now.
It's not shedding, Blin.
Yeah would you expect a rare drop yet?
No, no, no, no, no, there's any drops like that.
I'm done with it.
What do you expect, do you get a pink eye for the amount of time you fuck this
shit in there?
It's not going in our goal, but it's dangerous
Good call holy fuck. That's good. All right, man. You're gonna use this man. You're so fucking useless
Fuck out my way. I mean, thank you. Fuck you
Yeah, if I ever see my fucking sweet Greek, I swear fun god watch your back my big bitch watch your fucking back that so
Go go go go go go go
Nice week
I'm gonna try to hit like a weird smackie if I can, I'm not a smackie, I'm not a smackie.
Hey, well, your rage is right.
I'm just gonna-
WHOA! What do you mean by that?!
He was right.
He's right!
What's going in? Help.
Good smack. I have speed, we're trying to hit it on the top.
Nope.
And then me.
Here. That should be good.
I don't know what to do, here, oh, what, what, I don't know.
Oh!
A little bit.
Nope.
I'm even going to hit him with a nice shot.
Oh yeah, we're gonna get clubbed and get a kill out of them.
Yeah, these players are very bad at the game, no?
I think it's got awful.
Yeah, I will not wait why wouldn't that's I'm tired of
I had a long gig on it.
You do like your shit all day, it's like it's really tough man, you know what I mean?
He's right. He's right.
You get it twisted.
Aw mate, I think we got Monday today, no?
Is the non-U.S. Monday today or not?
I'm high on the clue, I'm dead.
Okay.
Uh, I can't do something, but it's kind of almost a pass.
But it's hard.
And it's...
I have better speed before I get to this hang of it.
It's fine.
I got it
Fuck
Holy fuck fuck me
That was dumb, I'm sorry, but I can hit this.
Let's go if you got it.
Nice!
You fucking brat!
Shit ex.
You absolutely brat.
I do though right I mean look at that you are cosmetic and you just gotta distract them
with how bad you are I score goals I mean what else is there I mean if I do right
eat the ball let's let's the gun man it's not set up man like holy fucking shit follow me
if you get mad at me if not
it's a shame back back more back more than that
thank you
look at that look at that look at that look at that here
bang
What's up? What's up?
What's up?
Why the fuck are you flaming?
No, because now I'm pissed.
They suck. They suck. Go.
Guys, they suck. They suck.
Guys, they suck. They suck.
They suck. They suck.
nice Greek I hit two of them go it's nice okay
oh that's not the only choice there is the battle of the wall
we're fine we're fine I'm gonna hit it oh I mean that's not me is that a new call
right now you're right you're right now you're right I'll put them all I bumped
them all me
I got it I get me me me me me me
don't what well again they gotta go fix hard they know me me me me me me look
Look
What
Great just choked the fuck out of me woman
It's good you
They had a block that a good block
No
me
You now I got it sucks. Oh my god. He just ruined it
Finish it finish it finish it finish it finish it nice Greek
Oh
Yo you flew that! Greg! How could you go this far with being this fucking fat?
Okay, dude. Alright, where do we lose?
Yeah, we got it.
Oh
G tell me what you say Angie
There's no
I
You know, you know, I was I was Monday fair not
Wait a non-U.s movie. Oh, no
That's bad guys back I'm gonna need us in a weird way
Oh, that's such a weird thing.
What a lacking piece of shit.
How about through me?
I'm not even thinking it's gonna be that.
Yeah, I didn't even need that.
Dude, we're dead.
Oh my god, oh my god, yo fuck you green fuck you fuck you fuck green
I didn't even have to say anything.
What's up, what's up?
What's that thing doing?
I mean it.
Off the wall here.
I'm gonna tap it again.
TX here.
It's not like that was fucking beautiful for me though.
I'm on the one.
I guess this guy just spamming his fucking controller shut up
Yo so fucking annoying
I
Freestyle freestyle
oh you remember like I know what you want to do you want to hit with the corner
That's not actually, that's bloody nice.
I'm cooking that up!
Yo!
Yo!
I just put all these other things in a fucking pot and I boiled them.
Yeah, like a crab.
I can make it, I can make it.
Holy fucking shatterdash of liner.
I can't I can't
I'm sorry as I fall I double jump committed to fly and then it flew past me
What was did he going?
like i was gonna i was going to the army i guess it was a triple man it was bad all
all the rest
that's the boss the boss the boss
fuck me
good pass
oh that's not good guys
nice
Very nice shot though.
They didn't give up yet.
If you surrender, you're a pussy.
That's right.
It's a nice shot.
All right, locked in.
I mean, see how many I shot this?
I mean, if I was in the net, I'd have blocked that.
It's like a super, like, power-speed shot, like going at the exact position.
Nice shot X. Oh my god. What? Was that like a poke? Watch that. Watch this. Wow.
Wait, that's good. The XQC. Yo. You just made a new move. I don't think I've ever seen
that. Yeah, it's ground punch. I bumped him. That's it.
I
Got me me me. Are you going on it? Oh, no, you said me I
Can meet us that's good
See it really whether you had a better shot than me. Yeah, you have to call me them. I mean
Wait wait you're in permission
We'll fuck
doing up hang out thanks the last pussy I'm Tim
get ready to lock in and lock him out
I can't even do it, what are we doing?
I've seen enough of this.
Okay, that was good, that was fun.
He ranked up.
I got the flag, I got the flag.
Alright, I'm gonna do the blood again, fuck it.
Chat the care.
I'll do outro over there and now it's his
yeah I'll do some games some variety something cool
I'll be there in a moment, right?
Okay?
Uh, yeah, I'm not gonna go in the ghetto.
Uh, I'll just go, I'll just go to the ghetto.
Uh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Put him on the wall.
I just need to go to the score and get it.
Yo.
Just get back here for a sec.
One, three, six months, six, thanks for the buzz.
Is your farm going great?
No, I, I, I, I, I just don't hear them.
They're not loud.
I just keep doing them.
Like, the room is disgusting now.
Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go to the ghetto.
it's just a bit of a hassle to see over there.
Oh, maybe the way he's, maybe the way he's gonna be bad
because if we won't count, uh, yes, anything else?
Go on, bye.
See ya.
I'll be back over there.
I'll do it.
Bye.
It should count.
Um, I will be on.
Keep that in mind.
See you, bye.
Good job.
Thanks a lot.
See you.
Bye.
Thank you.