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03-06-2026 · 10h 50m
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Actually I voted 12 times! I voted 130 times!
I voted 54,000 times!
Check, check!
Yes, I went to Germany and I shook hands with the musclar band and I told you on the vote forum, but guess what?
I'm not even German! I'm not even German! You guys all thought I was German, just because I was German, but you didn't do it with guys!
I'm not even German, dumbass! I was just telling you on the vote forum for the lo-
Yo, yo, what a bad skitter. What a bad skit, buddy. That is crazy.
Bro, bro.
Even comparing a Hitler to fuck it, that's just weird.
I don't give a fuck, that's just weird.
Okay, that was this.
I did go to Berlin and bought the Mazda Sky.
Dude, I've only 20 times for the Mazda Sky, I've only million times for the Mazda Sky.
I better not be stupid Americans that I was one of you.
I'm not even American.
I'm not even American.
They're interesting, I guess.
But wait, wait, wait, they reminded you of that, guys.
After years, maybe you are.
The only reason in general why people call pop,
because people get darts is that people act.
It's always radical or nothing.
It's always Nazi, Hitler, and then there's no moderate
left anymore.
And if you guys are losing it, if you guys are losing
the boys. I'm gonna tell you what, I'm gonna tell you that is, people, the left is losing
the boys, losing the voter base, because all they do is radical or alienated. Like,
either you either you want to fucking bought everything, or you're a Nazi. So it's
Like, okay, well, I guess, I mean,
you're alienating your own, for what reason?
Democrats are winning by 20-point margins.
In what race, though?
In what race, though, what race?
Oh, the race from last year, that you guys lost.
Dude, dude, dude, can I be able to do?
Nobody gives a fuck.
Like, I'm so tired of this fucking gaslight bullshit.
Yo, yo, I see you guys, what am I American?
Well, I guess I'm not one American, okay?
The midterms, well, what midterms?
I thought, I thought it was an only get to do one term.
I'm not I'm politically fucking branded I know what it means the midterm
watch out let's lock that in these are the teams these are the fucking teams
bro let's lock this in I I'm loving it I'm loving it I love it Chad this looks
beautiful I might tweak some shit this is not the bracket I want to be clear
what I say that but he's in the teeth um squishy
I think that should be perfect.
Let's lock that in.
Oh, it's rainbow.
Let me think.
Okay.
I think this is lost.
XQC wants America takes Canada. You will be a citizen and will be able to run for president.
I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I love it. Chad, this looks beautiful. I might speak some shit.
This is not the bracket. I want to be clear what I say to that, but he's on the team. Chad.
Okay, I mean, Ronaldized just wins this. Like it. How does that bounce? Yo, how does that bounce?
Yo, they put a Fortnite guy with two braindeads, okay?
And then they put two Fortnite guys together.
You're not good at games, you are losing this.
Plus you're balding and broke little guppy.
Yo, yo, they put clicks with two empty skulls.
I get it, because clicking is a good player, right?
Of games.
And two empty heads, right?
But then, while they see our,
they don't have as good as Fortnite,
but they're about on par in shooter games.
And they have one empty skull.
You may angry, Ginge got a chance here.
Is Ginge going to game though?
I don't know.
I'm curious if I can find a time to play and develop a cheese strategy.
Because if I develop a cheese strategy, that's kind of like, I'll talk to a pro, I'll talk
to a pro, I'll develop a strategy on stream and a strategy off stream and I'll make a
strategy that's hard to beat, we need to learn to play against to beat.
Something that you have to like some cheese gameplay.
You know what I mean?
And I'll convince them that I'm doing this cheese track.
So it's actually not bad at FPS games.
Loss is a lost cause.
GG for clicks.
Um, anyway.
What was I was going to chat, anything interesting?
Welcome to the fam.
Siblexpec draw.
They're interesting.
Love Run, the first part of the video in 2026, Sam.
Well, I mean it's not it's not being a great city today. He would sign again like the LTE if you have one
Guys guys, you said he would sign again like the LTE. Hey, they didn't
This is a shuffle eventually
Pleas in Germany will have an x-ray scanner cabinet inventory those players can then it's gonna be opened by extra scanner
The egg is gonna will complete preloaded it with the one temperature that's non-tradable
Didn't pdv x-ray which must be claimed before using that
hm?
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was?
was? Guys, I live
in Germany. I am German. Guys, I
matter of fact... I live at Oliopixels house.
matter of fact, Oliopixel is my dad.
That's my dad, okay?
I, what can I say?
So then, so then, I better get my x-ray in the fucking mail.
I better receive this shit, express, into the mail, or I'm gonna fucking file a complaint
and I will join New York for the fucking lawsuit against Steven Vam.
Fuck you!
I better get my x-ray in the mail.
I'd better get this shit.
Right?
But what else then?
Trump is debating to force China to divest its stakes in major gaming companies.
It will avail the meetings that decide whether 1010s, US, and US groups will view the risk.
Um
Yo, if it wasn't for 10 cent, that would be honest, um
All these guys would have failed. Let's keep it a bokeh. I mean 10 cent is a big part of gaming and you need to
You have to embrace that you can't fight that
Follow the consumer a game
10 cent in china
Is currently leading in video games. They make better games more polished games
And a good price and the reality is that is that and they would all their bullshit fucking laws and whatever is falling behind
It should strash it the triple A's and shit
The product that come from the West is a fucking dog shit when you compare it to
More Eastern Chinese games. I mean
It is what it is. You can build a global they want you but the reality is that real gamers know this shit
Now, I will take my 345 social credits right the fuck now.
I'm looking at my account, and it hasn't kicked in, and that makes me real fucking mad.
Like it has to get in at least right now, right?
Hey boss.
Oh no.
Interesting.
I play this game for one.
Chat, I enjoy that game.
You wasn't playing this in the store, you missed a lot of scenes.
Chat, I play this game and watch every scene.
HIP
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He's opened up their prisons and dropped them into the United States.
Those are the people we're getting at because many countries opened up their prisons and
dropped them into the United States.
Those are the people we're getting at.
And we have a lot of hard- ... I said, you've got to lighten up on this.
We have a lot of hard for people.
They came in and ...
Are these the three-month-olds?
Really?
Yeah.
Good people, and they're working now on farms, and they're working in luncheonets
and hotels, you know.
And we're not looking ... We're looking to get the criminals out right now, the
criminals.
And I think it's very important.
I mean, everyone's around.
You see a store, we take somebody.
You should be out because they came in illegally.
So in theory, they shouldn't be.
But we're focused on the murderers, the drug dealers,
the mentally insane killers.
They're just the older food stylers.
Mentally insane killers.
I mean, you can't even talk to them.
It'd be nice if you could have a little reason,
but you can't even reason.
These are seriously ill people.
You have a couple of countries
where they were loaded up their mental institutions
and insane assailants were loaded to the gills.
They couldn't get, they're empty now.
But they're filling up
because we're bringing them all back.
We know where they came from.
And every country accepts them.
You know, under Biden, they wouldn't say,
they have so little respect that they'd bring them there.
They wouldn't take them.
I'm getting a stake, I'm thinking about this.
They would be bringing a plane in
to land in a country.
Jack.
Jack, take a one.
Jack, I think that would go hard, no?
Yeah, we'll go fucking heavy right now. Oh
No, we're gonna have that today. I can't eat that much more of that
Hello
XQC out
marathon later
fucking leave
A.I. is harder than real players bro
I can't stand this game, holy shit
wow, 31 months, enjoying my stay
excuse me
chat why I am in my studio here it's this real life I mean chat guys I feel
like um I'm not gonna be a hitter chair but I guess I've been saying to the AI
in those games have been really bad like it they it needs you better when
you go back to the talk off days where you have to listen to noises and you
You can't just go, I'm gonna loot some items.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Like, and be a backpack head.
Like, it's part of the game's skill set
to loot properly, loot fast, and be careful
while you're looting it.
And I think you need to reintroduce that better
into the game.
Maybe the game gives you the false sense of security,
and then they ambush you.
That can be bad, maybe in the game designer philosophy.
Maybe it has a bad balance with that.
But overall, I've been able to, I watch the Jax, I, I, I, I, I'm not playing it on it.
But I want to slip, and this AI is, is bad.
Man, you can hear the AI coming in.
Probably someone's got a backpack, bro.
You, you can hear the fucking monster coming in.
You know what I mean?
So, like, if the monster is strong and it comes in and you're low, and you haven't healed yet,
and you're being a backpack headed
i mean
you're i mean you're gonna get fucking plowed
i mean i guess that's fine
yo yo yo
if they if they put one singular fucking raider from tar cob in any
interest and shooter
the player base would
fifty percent would leave the game
If you put a singular Tarkov Labs Raider in any
agenda shooter, the player base is halfed.
People would quit and never come back.
They would cry out to babies these days,
bitch-ass hoes.
Yo, yo, you're a real fucking gamer.
If you've opened Labs Garage and survived, okay?
I don't want to hear a take about anybody
who has not survived Labs Garage button.
That's it.
That's what I was saying.
Anyway.
I do that these days, but it's,
that guy is very difficult.
That is just so scary.
If you make you shit your pants.
Yo?
Yo.
chat
very interesting
uh... there's a name and uh... a name for it is well
uh... yes visual said
uh...
you only play labs with few of kids you fake labs runner
not sure
i do zero to hero
yo
okay
Nobody gives a fuck about this again.
You get a fucking Mosin.
You get a Mosin.
You go down the lab's basement.
You click the buttons and you go to the middle cage room.
You wake it, then you open the door at the back side,
and you headshot the first guy.
Crouch, loot the gun, kill both sides,
go up and then do the garages.
That's what you do.
I don't give you orchids.
I do Mosin.
All right, right.
What the fuck?
That's that's like a novel classic classic it
Why is it not free I'm not if your product is if your product is a 70% alpha
Your product is shit.
No one wants to buy that shit.
If you need to represent this counter, again,
it means your shit is trash.
Double your price, or you will never convince me
that it's your product.
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Not at all. This is the old record. I'm asking you. Thank you. Thank you
Guys, guys, 1528 is for boys.
My record is for men.
Yo, interchange?
Chad, is that a real model?
Chad, what if Killah's in a store though?
Check, do they have tech in there?
There's no deaf tech in there.
Dude, dude, check, if they have the tech store in there,
yeah, I might go there in real life,
it's not like a cool stream though.
Divorce parents versus artificial star two.
What the fuck is this?
I'm back on the track getting off like this, I'm back when I lean on my truck like this, I'm back on that shit I'm gonna fly like this.
I'm back on that shit I'm a rock slay bitch
Ja, it should be
Na na na na
Na na na na
Ja, you get it?
Ja, you get it?
It's the same thing as you watch UFC.
They think, they talk about it, that they care about the sport,
all they care about is things that they get fucking killed.
They give zero fucks about the finish of the sport,
the technique, all they care about is seeing some guy
lay down his fucking life to get the egg
in the fucking square.
I mean...
This guy died.
This guy died.
like it
oh yeah
link classic
who where is he
tripping
I don't know where
I swear to god
I don't know what the fuck
Yo, I'm not even larkin' you.
I used to do MMA when I was younger.
You heard my brother verify the story.
We used to go to the gym, we had a dojo,
like an actual fucking nearby my house.
There's a house that's in a revamp.
It's one of those houses, it's like a double house, okay?
You know those houses that are still in the middle
and it's like two residents on both sides?
And they renovated the house,
be a big ass like training dojo, okay?
And you go there to train,
it's like some karate shit, yeah.
But in the basement you did,
the jujitsu is in the basement of course.
The karate is on the main level.
And on top there's a kickboxing in the boxing.
And we did it, we did it, I'll talk about it.
Good story, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
I
Give me a fire
Was you ready
Game five great games, five greats games.
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Mmm.
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You know what, you know what, you know, I kind of like it, Shaggyz, I feel like you get tired
fast of the, of like the bit crushed drum loops, like the fast drum loops that kind of sound
like they're kind of old school, you get tired of it, you know, so like that.
I need to have it.
Yeah.
I'm trying to get it.
Yeah.
I'm trying to get it.
Yeah.
I'm trying to get it.
What does that mean?
What's that?
The O?
I don't know what that is.
What?
What on earth is it?
A brain.
Oh.
I
Really is funny your chat with the chat chat with the
Chains of the song job with it with it with it and if I breathe the car
You're good you're good. Yeah, holy shit
with the fact that okay with the fact that I thought I thought I remember you're
good you're good
yeah holy shit
well I mean dude I don't know how to say it
the video with the fucking with the big one I mean
two later Pepsi
alien ps3 alien ps3 alien ps3
Pizza!
Michael,
to a f*****g...
F*****G IT!
I know what I'm saying!
HAHAHAHA
Yeah, it's funny.
I don't think it's funny.
I like when things are funny.
Fifteen in the light!
And I want...
Then what?
Fifteen in the light!
And I want...
Yeah.
So that was the thing?
Yeah.
Every parachuted?
What are you talking about?
You're talking about actual parachuting out of a plane?
Or you're talking about when you flush up a pill because there's a coating or there's
a plastic covering over it, like a capsule?
So you put it into toilet paper and you parachute it down so it dissolves faster so you get
hit faster.
Which one are you talking about?
Shit.
You're talking about the parachuting out of a plane, aren't you?
Fuck.
Every parachuted?
Bro folded it under literally zero question.
You talking about actual parachuting out of a plane?
your videos on YouTube
Jack, what's with the outfit though?
Holy shit, it's funny.
Turn my views.
Bro that made this in town tried to sip the water.
Oh my god.
because I had skipped things I didn't know I could skip and I was low level
guys I I um I had to
I mean I had to
Fuck you, you're talking down!
I'm not a lark, Eleanor Rangian. I am Eleanor Rangian.
You know, you know, I, I'd be Eleanor Rangian before anybody else did it.
I one tapped the game on my streaming, nobody else did it.
I made the build. People, you know, people have pen and paper in the chat.
in the chat taking notes about the game plan.
So people won't go on to address this thing
because they want to read a history about what I am,
what I do as a streamer.
They had pen and paper.
The game is for David, they're after me.
They're after me, the game is for coming to me.
Give us some UWW2K.
The game is not, they watch me through in my head.
They watch my moves, the same people.
The game is for David, the game is for David.
I hate the people who rewrit my history and I hate you all the time though.
People don't give me my legacy points.
So I get to... Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you man! Here they go!
Catfrog.
Oh, I should install it later.
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oh it doesn't it doesn't like a actually it's okay
Not as normal. Not as normal. This is a normal cave generation. Chat, I don't get it though.
Oh, it's a TV! Yo, it's a spot for a TV!
You see.
XUC was level 170 with 16 Blessings and using the Giant Brusher.
His strategy was to use the weapon's Ash of Wa as much as possible and play quite aggressive
to get staggers, but that was very risky.
He still did rather well though and you can see from the graph that he was getting better
and better.
At attempt number 200, he encountered the human meteor attack, and his reaction is probably
my favorite, especially given what happens right after.
I think this sort of affected his mental state a little bit, because a few attempts later he decided to go back to the main game.
He's a skinner?
Yeah, I did it. I did it. I was like, I don't understand it.
Like, my goal was to gain a few pounds, because I was skinny and I was unhealthy.
Yeah, I gained like fucking like 30 pounds then.
Ask from plus seven to plus one.
Also, I have the list of moves right in front of me when reviewing footage,
but I think XQC had a different one in front of him, because I can't find the moves he's talking about in mind.
Rare. That's rare.
it's rare brother it's dude he did the double double pause double double double double no that's rare
she did he did the super combo and then the back to back triple triple double double back to back
overall ex-qc died the most to the right group combo mostly because he would try to punish too
fast with his ash of law instead of waiting to check for the yo this is a good breakdown
though chat guys this yeah this video is underrated combo extension he also rolled back a bit too
often to heal, and that led to a lot of deaths from their Starclaw Cry combo, especially in Phase 2
as it is extremely hard to survive if you don't dodge the initial AoE. In its 265th attempt,
XUZ depleted all of its flanks, but finally killed Radon.
Yo, and let this be known, all the noobs that are there that bought the game, fast few years,
oh yo, this is in the heart.
I beat the shit in when the framerate would go to minus 430, okay?
On the most dire patch, the most dire combo damage, broken ass, prepatch, stupid dumbass
shit that would break your PC, okay?
The bar would change, yo, I swear.
I'm not, you think I'm joking, I wish this was a joke.
When you change, when the face changed
and he did the LW, you can hear the PC completely change.
But yo, you could generally hear the PC,
the vibe would change in the room.
Every time that ability hits.
He tries before starting to get the flow of the fight.
as we have access to the global leaderboard points. Luckily, that problem vanished once
he switched to pairing. With an average of 82.2 deaths per boss, it was ranked 6 on our
global leaderboard.
How was fifth place?
Not bad.
Aspen Gold!
That's cap. That's cap! That's cap! Cap, cap, cap, cap, cap!
That's cap.
Oh, the shield?
Okay, that's a cap.
The list.
And next person we're looking at died just one more time in lyric.
That streamer is none other than the rat king himself, K-Draw.
K-Draw was... we can say for sure.
Okay, I'm not too bad, Velich, I'm far too bad.
I was gonna say guys you guys these videos right though the backwards rolls were really bad. I did so bad
What force and tire less but I mean it
Okay, you guys I see this is a while back again when it happened and congrats to Ron for joining that scam card pack opening site lol
Okay
For someone who doesn't play this type of game that much, for someone who doesn't, is
it not like a main variety player, I mean Kai being on the leaderboard is good, I mean
800, I'm not gonna try to be a glazer, twice in my deaths is not bad at all, I mean I
would assume most people, well I'm not glazing, I'm not glazing, generally, it's
a great person, also as we go to the defensive as well, even though we choose it.
that faucet is definitely the worst. I hope you found this series as fascinating to watch
as I did putting it together. And if you've made it this far, thank you. It means a lot.
I'll see you next time. Hopefully with a little bit of next time.
Bye.
Jeff, you know what?
Maybe some city skyline today.
Dude, this guy has 10k subs and makes really good videos.
Ah, this guy makes really good videos.
Two years aware.
I'll link in the chat.
I watched 50.
Well, that was good.
Naming 100 women and we'll see how fast I can do this I'm so stuck right now chat chat
I I couldn't do it yes yes I guess I tried last time I gave up the challenge I didn't
We can do it.
Match with Women's History Month and to honor it,
QT Cenerra decided to challenge a bunch of streamers to name 100 women as fast as they could.
Some of them rose to the occasion, booted up a stream and started naming women.
Jett, today we have a brand new challenge!
Jett, what about for Black History Month?
The challenge is...
two
Name name a hundred black men or women. No, it's like a good challenge
Happy 38 months pootie
But guys give me the rules again
I'll do it on the rant.
Chat.
Guys, why am I so bad at this?
It's fine. I got this.
I have to really do the mindset chat.
I need to stop talking.
I'm not watching a movie chat.
chat somebody's a much who is it it's the gold lips chat to the jazz song top
10 video game list and everybody's list of bad I want to do a coffee company
chat but I feel like it I feel like it I can give you a reminder what the top
10 game games of all time is as a non-larper chat all I open up that so
This is a risky, but
Okay, you know don't know if I need you know don't don't
Listen and so I bet it back. You know, I used to have the news on at my dad's house
And sometimes I would hear the word Sarah Pailin and I used to see on the news when it was political shit, man
I know to tell you
I can't see if it's the other one, the other one is just it's just gonna go up there.
Chat, I'm reading the chat but I'm not gonna let it affect my choices.
Like, my topic is very simple.
Here's the real question, which is the best halo.
Chat, I will try and hold on to only have one franchise title per.
This skiff you say some dog shit likely in the in the in the IP
In the let's say in the IP. That's a halo one. Hello only and I give that's a Mario one more only and it I know
It's that's people and I don't like that, but it's my role. Although it's unfair. It's it's weird and it's gonna get
Completed over top 10
Video games of all time
I think it should be in order as well.
10?
Chat, 10?
No.
Hold on.
164.
164.
164.
164.
164.
is absolutely the top 10.
I don't know if it's gonna be 10th, eighth, is what it is.
The video offers a generally good story,
is almost ahead of the curve in how it delivers.
The level design is, even to this day,
world leading in design, creativity.
It has secrets as in,
Generally, probably one of the best games of all time.
Top 10, one guaranteed.
Okay.
Galaxy is also incredible, but I have to give 64.
I'll think about it.
I will think about it.
Okay, I'll think about it.
This is tough, this is tough, this is tough.
I think in third place,
I think this gets a small picture and it's not even close either.
What?
I don't think you understand it.
Not only is this game third, it's a condena for first, is what it is, and it's not some
the stagivate, especially in its era, Ocarina of Time is a long-ass
playroom, incredible level of design, combat complexity that we haven't
really seen at the time, graphics are generally impressive, music that is
decades, even to this day games that cannot find a way to make any soundtrack
stick as much as any song you've ever done.
There isn't one banger on that game, two, three.
There is at least 10 bangers that people can still hum
to this day.
People who have played this game still hum the music
and they haven't even played the game in fucking 15 years.
That's what a fucking video game is.
Bang, bang, bang.
Now listen to this game a while playing, uh, like, hold on.
Um.
Black Ops 2.
Banger? Banger?
Hold on.
What?
Chat. Tell me this is not a banger.
I'm not a banger.
I will let one of the Jack Jack all play Gerudo Valley as I did in the game.
Okay, and I think 7th place, Halo 3, Halo will make it into this list and I think it's
3 even though I think that story wise and and what not I reach is a close
container but I know two is great very hello three is the good amount of
gameplay innovation online I'm putting all the components in all of them and
then they made the forge the forge changed the online game or the theater
The theater, the social posts, the forge were three components that are all generally innovative and it changed the length of game forever.
66 months high chat.
Yeah, it did.
Okay, hold on.
I think 84 months wow oh wow black ops I think a ninth place I think ninth
place that we I think we get um Dorsal's three I guess we're not fun
Darcils 3 is incredible.
Okay, if I consider Darcils 3 when Darcils was released, it performed incredibly well
in that era more than even Elvin Ring in its era.
Guys, this list is why I'm the GOAT. I'm not making a list that is just a best in the line.
It's best game of all time considering when they were released and what they were up against
and the industry standards when released, which is more important than the game itself.
The era when released is more important than the quality of the game itself.
That's what it is because if at the time chat all you get is a PC and somebody has fucking
EFG 1 2 3
Triangle was like whoa, holy shit. This is insane. That's crazy
I don't even know what that is like it's it's what isn't and that that deserves to be outlined
As was it
Being timeless requires you to learn the time of context.
I disagree with that because being timeless, no game is truly timeless.
I actually challenge you to play an old game that you haven't played in a long time and
really play it.
And you'll see that the pacing, so some of the things are just don't fit the current
meta and your brain has changed and you might not enjoy as much as you think you
did.
Let me think, let me think.
This is stuff, chat.
Dude, chat, I guess a Pokemon game will be in there, chat.
There's eight that has to be a Pokemon game in there.
But which one is incredibly difficult?
Right now, the contenders are in my head.
Pokemon yellow.
Pokemon emerald.
Pokemon, um, red leaf, um, red, red fire, red leaf.
Oh my god, oh my god, I just thought about Pokemon Crystal.
I actually played gold chat guys catch that is a bell of the chat this is this is like
what's the openness prime fight the Decepticon leader fucking whatever the fuck
Yeah, this is this like seeing the the golem's fucking smack each other and seeing rock fly off. You know me
This is tough chat
Yeah, I feel like I don't want to nostalgia base too much
I think yellow is it was definitely ahead of the curve. Definitely had a good
Emerald was insane of a game
Gold was so refreshing
This is so hard, I think Emile takes the cake.
The music is good, the story is great, the new HMs, the new concept of the game were
so great.
Leveling up was like the double mean rush, whoever made the leveling up in Pokemon
with the blue bar is is a genius like somehow somewhere like he's cooking the most insane
shit um eight eighth place it's pokemon and robert
I'm like much good but it's it's very in my opinion they don't know dude
Shack!
Holy, holy, holy, holy!
Um, Shack, the moment that you're in the caves and you find Groudon or Kyogre, whatever
game it is, busted shit.
I don't know if you can see it, but I can over here somewhere, right?
Oh, no, no, no, he's already passed the accident.
Then the business pose game, I think, eh.
Dude.
With the dive?
Dude!
Whoever came up with the dive concept?
Bro, the studio caught on fire.
Yo, local fire found in Pokemon office.
Holy shit!
Um, okay.
Did I miss like that?
Oh, Amarold.
No, they're right.
Um, chat, we're gonna need a, we're gonna need a, a, a heavy hitter on this.
I think it.
Hold on.
I think it's maybe it's fifth place fifth place god of war god of war god of war god of war god of war
god of war two thousand and two thousand and god of war just got all right it's just got a war isn't it
So what was that release?
It has an 18.
Chat.
How did you understand it?
I know this line not seemed like a lot to you.
It's in normal order.
The menu, just the way that the game,
that the game, the game's bones operate.
The actual mechanics in it.
The menu being like this,
the game starting from the menu,
and the game not stopping from the menu
to the end game, where the camera transitions
from where you're at into the cinematics.
Bang, did it game?
I mean...
I can't even explain it. Like look at this shit. This is the beginning of the game.
From the menu into the game. And look, when you're in the game, and you do the cinematic,
Any day medic of course.
Why is this most regrettable?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
Like dude.
Wait.
Never forget that.
Is it what you used to do as a marker?
You don't understand the technical achievement
that is at a level, at a quality game like this?
Other than you understand it?
How much of a technical achievement that is?
It's cold.
This is hell?
Not just hell.
What's the place in hell you could have put us?
out no sir dude that was like that was like a fucking ant like a mandible or
like fucking antenna okay um and what is it and you don't think I'm
cringe with this every time I say it but look at this the game finishes but
it doesn't say game is over you win the game or play your game you have
What is the game? Watch this.
Cinematic, it goes in and out.
Like, oh, is there more?
And you start walking down the hill,
like maybe go to the top.
And the clips roll seamlessly into the screen.
Tell me that's not fucking busted.
And then you think oh the game is over there's no more reveals and then he says this line
Oh, why didn't any like this lever and then he walks hold on hold on
All Spartans are great warriors
Retrained from birth our lives with discipline duty wait and death. What did I do before?
Life was real and we greeted. Oh
Say it come on
Well, what in this but in my playthrough I did it after I think but yeah
God of War, God of War, 2018. Just to make sure we go on and say.
Let me think. Last of us one is in here for sure.
Chat, I think that the last one has a place in the air.
It does, it does, it does, it does.
It's a fantastic game.
And in my opinion, only a few of the big story games
of the last few decades can be on the air
because some just kind of, I think,
One, but the last one, the last one, Italy, um, four Minecrafts, it was, no, no, it wasn't
I needed probably even two, I have MCV,
even needed that two, it's an easy pick.
Yo, Jack, I consider games to be more
than just the game itself.
It has to be more, it has to be.
If a game, Jack, if your game is just a game,
it will not be on my list, is what it is.
Your game has to be such an impact.
It changes every's lives.
It changes the landscape of a multiple markets,
It's the pop culture market whatever it's it's it's music it changes
It has a ripple effect on the world all these games do that
Bang bang
What else one?
Guys guys I need to get the GTA
Check I'm at the rules of these sorry
I think GTA 5 goes to a good place probably.
Hold on.
I was thinking Blizzard game.
Jack will the work of this here but I don't know where.
Guys, GTA V is a project bigger than they could have delivered and they still delivered it.
Yes, San Andreas is massive, but the size of the project is so colossal, it's a miracle.
They actually sold the product and finished it.
And anybody who doesn't think about this is fucking brain dead, you have no idea
about anything.
have no clue about video games if you don't do that with the state you're you're an idiot
I mean you're the best. That game should have not even been released with how big of a product
it is. Like fuck off.
Um, chat, will have worked out his ears on one.
I don't think it's first though.
Cause I like Redemption.
I think it did fantastic in the air.
It was released, but, but I, I, I,
Skyrim, Red Dead Redemption 2.
Wow is great.
No, wow is going to be on the list for sure.
Witcher 3, Skyrim.
I don't even know what I was saying.
I don't know where to put those.
I think, I think top 15 is needed.
Just chat, just, just, just the show, just to, just to,
just to fit all the honorable mentions,
I think we need to put 15.
I will not do the one with the top 15.
Top 15, yesterday is too hard.
I do think chat, genuinely,
yo, yo, I might catch him here for this.
I think that's I think that's correct
Yes, I think this is one of my most basic possible time
Well, there's okay, so other reason is a hard topic. Okay, I will draw it in 10 seconds
The reason why Eleanor is on this list is that let's say this is a quality of game of the
year that Eleanor came in.
This is other games in that year that are done so taken out.
Darjels 3 is, it might be above the cut, it's like here.
The product with Elden Ring is that the quality of games
and the type of game where you get is like this,
and Elden Ring is like this.
I think it's fantastic for the time it is,
but I think in terms of, in the space
at the time it was released,
it doesn't outperform others enough
that Darcils 3 outperforms the current market more.
Dark Souls III was released in 2016. What other game was made in 2016?
Game made in 2016.
Um, Stardew Valley, excellent, Darkest Dungeon, Fire Emblem, Overwatch.
So we gotta be careful.
Putting in mostly only online game on this list is dangerous.
It's dangerous, but Overwatch is in the top of the team.
Chad, you know what?
Fuck.
Chad, I think Starcraft World War is on this list.
Fuck.
Chad, I think that Starcraft World War
should be on this list.
Or Warcraft 3.
Fuck.
No, because we have all the work reps in terms of IP, no, I can't, I can't, no, for
you guys, guys, guys, guys, Fortnite is shit.
Fortnite should be disallowed to be on any list forever.
Fortnite had all, it's like you give somebody,
it's like you give somebody all the tools
and they make a fucking burnt cookie.
It's like dude, what the fuck?
Like they could have been and done anything.
They could have been everything.
And it is like it be nothing.
And on top of that to be everything else
his own product. What a fucking joke. What a fucking joke. You think Fortnite? First
thought I could do your head. You think Travis Scott? You think Ninja? You think, um, a
T-Fu? You think John Wick? None of those things are Fortnite related. What a fucking
tragedy that when you say Fortnite somebody, all they think about is a different, a
A complete of an idea.
Joke, joke.
Okay.
Mike.
Okay.
So then.
Yeah, I think I would do this.
Skyrim on the 11th.
You know what?
I'll probably do this.
I got this.
Bang.
Bang.
Den.
Red Dead.
Over here.
And then Pokemon Emerald over here.
I
That's gone
Hey, Pat
The Internet, I'm on your people can listen to people gonna hear you
Really
Now, there's about three of us at the bar
were thinking about you,
were saying why didn't Jesus come skiing with us?
Oh.
He is a boring guy, that's why.
What?
Well listen, listen,
maybe I can teach your friends to do backflips next time.
I can teach them.
What do you want my friends to do?
I said, I'll teach them how to do backflips
on the skiing.
I'll show them who's boss.
I don't understand what you're talking about, I don't understand what you're talking about.
Oh yeah, well fuck it even.
Okay.
Listen, I just wanted to say hello to my champ and...
I'm just kidding, look at that.
Okay, thanks everyone.
Yeah, but we'd better be together with Nidon for example.
Yeah, I'll be there.
I'll be there next time, okay?
Okay, see you next time.
See you next time.
Bye bye.
Bye bye, goodbye.
yeah. I see that it's cool.
It's cool. You should write about it.
But, Nathan, we want you to come.
It would have been a bit of a skiing with us, but, yeah.
Uh, anyway, back to my list, Skyrim, yeah,
I think I think Skyrim was great.
Um, I think it had its problem.
But, as always, I think that the car..
The Skyrim project was bigger than they can deliver.
And, Chad, I want to.. I want to let you know this.
This is going to be a good take and you might not understand it, okay?
The size of the project, this is what shapes an industry leader and the difference between 11th and 2nd.
GDA 5 is about all part of a project in Skyrim, but a little bit bigger and they delivered it.
Skyrim delivered with problems.
Like, does that make sense?
So, you've got to give them some credit for that, okay?
Overwatch is starting for sure.
Overwatch for sure.
Special mention of Witcher for sure,
but I think not a big fan of it.
Yeah, I'm not very excited.
No, I mean.
Do we all do this or not?
I think the last one should be,
you should go down the list for sure.
You know what?
15th place, and you get a new top 10.
Jack, Cod 4 was insane.
Jack, Cod 4 changed everything.
Jack, I think Cod 4 is in here.
Is that what you call on his name?
Model Warfare 2 or Cod 4?
You only get the only two choices.
Unless...
Jack, Cod 4, Cod 4, I'm not even massaging, Cod 4 was, I think in the market that it was
in, Cod 4 outperformed model warfare 2 by a slight margin, we're not talking about like
a 10%, like a 2%.
4 in that market genuinely is a tiny bit outperforming its competitors and its
market then more virtue at a time as I think I think that's that's a correct
assessment of the of the time and
Black Ops 2? Yeah, I'm not going to log chat. I think Malphur 2 wins this.
There's so many good games. I think this list is insane.
Check, I think this is insane, it has almost all the genres, it has all the heavy haters.
I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I don't know, I think it's dorsal street.
Check, I'm looking at this, I feel a guilt in my heart that dorsal street.
This list is almost as bad as your political dates.
You know what? Watch this. Watch this. Basehead.
Bang. I'm not a decisionist. Bang. Bang. I'm not a decisionist.
Bang.
Okay, okay.
Out of the ring is a normal watch.
And then emerald
above star n.
Bang.
Bang bang
Right then if the two goes down
Um
Yeah, so those
Bang
Bang
Boom
Minecraft is worth place for sure guys might have changed the world like
the game was
simple yet
Performing music performing gameplay created it give you an it's a water to the gives you an experience
It did good over time
It literally changed everything how we are we are pursuing online shit, but and then
No, I'm not as good as this, this job is different.
Fortnite, yes, it changed, I believe it will play it, it made the game more popular.
But, dude, can I be honest with you?
That, like, those effects are all it has.
Like, the effect of Fortnite is all Fortnite really has.
It really failed to create a legacy, a noteworthy product.
It fails in IP development.
It's fucking terrible.
I mean, name five things for that related that aren't just a zone or some bullshit.
Good.
Name five things of the Fortnite lore, the story of the night.
Felix, do you need a friend?
Five things.
Name five things that are fortnight lore related
Um
Yeah
Battle passes
Yeah, it's brainwashed that you bring up a method of giving a company corporate money
as some fucking old dude like this is crazy like not having half-life to our counter strike
on this list is actually criminal even a question you got me you got me what's your threes
These are dedicated. That game is just fucking dog shit.
List is invalid. Super Smash Bros. Melee is top 10 for sure.
Um, Witcher can suck at it.
Witcher is one of the worst games I've ever played. I fucking hate it.
I was putting it on because I knew people were on my dick and balls, but I was in a business to say,
Witcher 3 is shit.
I'm done with this.
But Witcher 3 is a propaganda by the big corporate triple-way glazers like fucking IGN
And they all fucking colluded to push this game further than it should have been out
Dog shit fucking a roleplay trash
I received a check when I was doing this list
I'm probably gonna put it on the list. You know what? I just declined it. I don't give a fuck. Fuck you guys
Hey
What's going on with my, um, Jack, I guess this is good.
Yeah, this is good.
One more word and I might remove Rostar in it.
Scaram is shaking.
Yes.
Yes.
Honorable mentions.
Honorable mentions.
Honorable mentions.
Honorable mentions.
Honorable mentions.
Honorable mentions.
Honorable mentions.
Honorable mentions.
Warcraft 3, Starcraft, Brutal War, CS, um, Fallout, OSRS for sure, Metal Gear,
Uncharted. Uncharted actually performs incredibly well. Mario, Galaxy.
Mortal Kombat.
Bro actually forgot about GoldenEye.
I can't.
Yeah, GoldenEye was fantastic.
But it did not outperform its market enough to be on the list.
It was pretty much on par plus plus in of that year, and it's what it is
Otherwise I would put two rock into this I mean, I mean um crash bandicoot
Organal demon souls we sport we sport
should be on here little key but I some games you may have missed Donkey Kong
2 Diddy Kong's quest Kingdom Hearts Tony Hawk underground subnautica okay
what about unreal tournament it was Tony Hawk underground hold on hold on
needed for speed underground to you got to have Pokemon blackened uncharted
three
where is quake
battlefront two
i can fucking both so we are just going to leave out league of legends
yes
yes yes
league of legends is fucking
don't shit
yo
League of Legends, League of Legends, they were copying the fucking Dota homework so badly,
they forgot they had to actually put a story by their characters and they had a few guys
fucking took some crap and spent a bunch of paragraphs that mean fucking nothing.
And ten years later they were like dude what about the lore though we need to make money
off these stories fuck dude fuck then.
And they make some bullshit, okay and it's gonna sell you this bullshit, no it's what
it is.
It is absolutely accurate.
But to make a big product, you think of this ahead of time,
but you cannot just ritual actively.
Oh, yeah, this is, oh, here's a story.
There's only food to house.
Oh, that's it.
Majora's Mask, bang.
Majora's Mask.
Um, Skate 3.
Thanks for showing us the Metacritic Top 10 games of all time.
X can't wait to see your top 10 though.
Wait, is this actually very good?
No it's not.
And so most of the rental games that changed the market, where the hell is Doom, Tetris,
Pong, Space Invaders and Mario Brothers.
Well, I mean I forgot gems bonanza the bandit big bass
Well, I mean it chat. I know ball. Okay guys are you gonna get married for knowing ball?
I mean, why would you get married for knowing ball? I know I know I know disc. Yo yo, I know coverage buddy, buddy
It is
I actually agree with them, chat.
Halo 2 is, I can't explain, chat, if you were there, yo, I used to run from school to play
one game.
Yo, when I was in elementary school, chat, if I, I lived close to the school, if I
I ran home and I ate fast enough,
I could play one or two games
and run back to school just in time for after lunch.
That's insane.
Oh, anyway, buddy.
That's it, this is my official top 10,
here's all time.
Okay, enough time.
GTA V, World Warcraft, Minecraft, God of War,
Mario 64, 803, other ring,
Religion 2, that should be too high again.
Morpher 2, we're gonna emerald Skyrim, Overwatch,
I have that too, lots of us.
I think it's a good time to take it.
Goldmine wasn't ahead of the curve enough, go ahead.
The blood of war is a great game,
but putting it above Mario, Halo,
and Pokemon is brain dead.
Get over what off that list.
The cinematic trailers were better than the game.
Portal 2 honorable mention.
Yo, everybody talk about Overwatch.
Where is quake?
Yo, people are doing the same thing to me that they're doing to Overwatch.
The rewriting history of the impact of Overwatch.
Overwatch changed the world.
And you're gonna rewrite history like, oh it's just a game.
It's just something I bought off the store.
Like, it didn't change the fabric of time.
Fuck you.
Yo, yo, Overwatch, even, whoa, is anybody, Overwatch, even it's, you know what, I'm just
having a listen.
Overwatch porn is still more consumed than your main game, main content is consumed
daily.
Bang!
Bang!
Done.
Done.
More people consume Overwatch porn, even though the game is in the past, then
people play the game you play your day. Bang! Bang! Done! I watched them last night and
I don't give a fuck like that's what it is. Jesus. Hey.
That's my word.
chat. What game, okay, I only address this. Tell me what the one game is that makes you
the most madness. And, oh, see, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's
I'm debunked. Yeah, except for, except for the watch. E 33 is not game of the year.
It's not in any game of the year list.
I love Eid al-Duridrim.
It shouldn't be anywhere.
The game does not perform at that level in any way.
It's just story.
It's like pulling on the hard strings type beat.
The characters float and still get caught on rocks, like, fuck off.
Ceremonty Mad, you don't like it?
That's two Rockstar games, you silly goobs.
Yeah, that's a different IP though.
You have a little vision of it on this.
Watch is only there, because you played with it.
made able or into that game okay yeah you don't play games but overwatch made
movies it made it into the news it made it made it everywhere bro overwatch was
everything like yeah movies yeah there's the movies with overwatch in it
Yeah.
God of War too high.
I disagree.
I disagree.
Technical achievement in voice acting,
in motion capture, in arts, in animation,
in animation in over it is it is one of the most stable and polished product of all time
um yeah
hello rich better than the three less than other games in your honorable men
Hello three made the online experience what it is today without without hello three
we don't have discord we don't have it we don't have it we don't have it social
media we don't have we don't have water and run in power
hello three cook sort yo they did the fucking the theater the theater the
The Forge?
Like, do you not understand how impactful those parts are?
Like, I don't hear...
The Forge changed gaming, dumb fuck!
Having overwatch on the list and CS offers a disgrace.
You talked about a game that lasts over time.
Counter Strike Game out in 1997 and is still the biggest game in the world.
He's right.
I did it.
You can make your own maps and your own shit in the game.
Bro, you'll make the most insane shit.
Like, that's crazy.
The custom game made this for insane.
L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L.
Um.
Atlas and Suckets.
Years of long in the Ford mode
never aim a rated shit game. By your logic, wouldn't Fortnite be on your list with how
much it changed gaming and how it made it literally all over the world?
Yo, yo, I'm Matt Esmeralda. Black Ops 2 Cup.
I had Warcraft 3 as a horrible mention, Pluto, but I said 1 per IP and Warcraft 3 is warped
craft IP so World Warcraft had to be top three right but Warcraft 3 should be on
here because it's a game changer putting a putting a public editor and let me
people go with their game modes and having on a certain hosted under shit
isn't like Royals changing gaming history also for that change everything
but the reality is that the game itself and what it is and what it does
isn't enough. These are extras. It's extra. They're going to be massive and all that other stuff.
Fortnite not being in top 10 is crazy. Without Fortnite cross-play wouldn't be what it is today.
Yeah. Next.
Yeah, Fortnite is... I will disagree with Fortnite until I die.
I die.
Okay, for Knight, I'm sorry to say.
I wish he understood my point.
Maybe you don't want to go up to be old enough
to understand my point.
Where is battlefield or Assassin's Creed?
What Fortnite is, their identity is nothing.
Why not?
The game has no identity.
Like, the game field should be,
when you think about a game,
is mostly things related to the game
and other things that go outside of this branch,
I would say it's fortnite 90% of what you think of a fortnite thing are things that are not even fortnite related
It's all things that are a collab or a creator or a video
It's all things that they didn't they didn't do that isn't them. So how is that? How is that fucking? Oh, dude?
All right, you're joking. You're joking
All right, what's about roblox? I forgot what I thought it
of this game so it's gonna be hard to be honest. That's why I say. Um, that chat. What's
one video with Fooja that I will post about that? Like watch it. So if you want to video.
You're asking me a lot of things. I mean, time that could. If I played today, would
I still think it's the best game of all time or it's just nostalgia genuine question
XQCL I didn't play it and I don't think it broke it's here enough, but maybe I'm wrong
You're missing Titanfall 2 it had a great story mode for its time and a great multiplayer
Oh, it was also yes. Yes. Yes. No games that came all coming up time
All good after I don't get it. It's not it's done in the salvage all coming up time is an insane
It is a colossal project like I don't think
I don't think you understand it how massive of a product is it?
Wow
Plants versus zombies, garden wall fair and where.
Look at that!
Do it.
Do it.
I don't think...
Look how cool this is.
Dude, it's some small area.
It's that...
The camera changes and you play...
Yo!
This is cool as fuck!
Any big booty Latin queens in chat asking for my self-ex-QCM.
Like, dude.
So many zones like
It's not a bias
There there is place you can go to with new items later into the game, right?
Everywhere and you did it you would go back to every zone and you just kept playing the game and everything felt like a
Like a new surprise. That's insane
There is late game stuff in the first zone that they come back later.
Oh my god!
I forgot about this!
I have the grapple shot now!
Oh my god!
That's insane dude!
We can lift the rocks when you can break them, when you can grapple shots, when you can
into the bombs?
Like the...
The horse.
But the England Times music is literally burned
into my skull.
Zoomers hit the showers.
Yo, the people that make your video game these days,
your studio is, they can't even fucking code
a fucking proper car to fucking roll down the street.
It's too much coding.
It's too much effort.
They can't do it.
It's a big fucking chunky piece of shit.
It was, uh, like, after 30 years of game development,
they can't go to fucking car or train.
Fuck everybody.
But in fucking 1920, where we don't even have horses and shit,
we have a perfectly working horse with nice physics
in fucking on a minibus 64 car engine.
What a joke.
With a drive-by shooting bow! Like...
Yo! Yo!
Yo! You're on a horse! You're on a horse!
In the game, drive-by shooting with the fucking bow, an arrow.
Bang!
Change of perspective! First person, bang!
Back into the third person!
Like dude, like this is insane.
Now we have this.
The truth is, it costed way less money to make games back then.
Shacklers studios are busy blowing their budget on realistic graphics while paying their devs
80k salaries to make the game in six months.
Then they ship the most buggy Mr. Jeff Keithley.
Chat is younger than the PS3, or Karina of Time is insane.
And I frame Jett and Ghost in here.
Um...
How'd you do this game?
You've been a little bit of a boy, and I think you've got a skip there.
Terraria, Tarkov.
Tarkov is definitely on that horrible, honorable mention, but also Terraria is just a couple
of minecrafts.
Terraria is the worst minecraft in every way, with its own stylistic additions.
Well, then, I don't want you anything else about it.
Of course we weren't going to get mad at it, because he was like,
Oh my god, I love to watch you.
Oh my god, can I stick your balls?
Yeah, no, I'm good.
What about FIFA 15?
I loved opening packs, sending love from Tel Aviv.
Joe, are you on my watch?
I just wanted to give a little eulogy to High Guard.
Jim Carrey.
Goodness gracious, this whole fake Jim Carrey body double replacement thing is really gone
kind of bonkers.
would have been what it is today without rocket. Jim Carrey recently accepted an award, a very
big prestigious award in France. And while giving an interview, people were quick to notice
that his appearance looked very different, specifically his face just seemed very off
compared to how it had always looked. And instead of going with the obvious sane explanation
of bad Botox and cosmetic work in plastic surgery, like everyone in Hollywood seems to
do, and there are some boxed surgeries that celebrities get that make them look like fucking
facial animations from 007 GoldenEye on the N64.
Instead of using like the logical explanation, people ran with something a little more extreme
that he had been replaced.
I'm here, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They fucking killed him, the deep state took him up.
About like the establishment and stuff
and how like Evil and Ron Hollywood is,
and he's talked about it quite a bit.
So they thought, you know, maybe they came in there
fucking Dr. Robotnik took care of him
and now impersonates him here.
So they went with this like body double theory.
Why?
It's in you the whole time?
Wait, why?
And then a makeup artist named Alexis Stone poured gasoline on that fire, making a bold claim that this was actually a stunt from Alexis Stone.
That wasn't Jim Carrey, it was Alexis Stone in a mask.
It was a big, you know, pulling the wool over everyone's eyes moment and then even posted a picture of the mask.
That was supposed to be the irrefutable proof in the pudding except this mask isn't real.
AI generated an image it's fucking clearly AI but it didn't matter that was enough for people to start taking the victory
Like we knew it wasn't Jim Carrey all along now
We can only pray that he's safe and that we can only with our fingers crossed and banana squeezed deep between our butt cheeks
Hope that Jim Carrey hasn't had his throat slit
It's like oh
Amazing right? I mean both of conspiracy shit is annoying. Um, why was on the body one?
Um, I guess
Yes.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's majority?
Bill to maintain.
Breaking it.
There's a bug in the house of Dylan Brooks Arrest.
You're laying there six different times, yeah?
All right.
And then it's, to be honest with you, it smells like it's a Spencer in your car.
So when was the last time you smoked marijuana?
I smoked marijuana six months.
So no marijuana six months.
Do you have marijuana in the car?
Why it's called that way?
All right, much.
You're gonna be placed under arrest tonight for the suspicion of driving under the influence.
What's wrong with your hand?
I got surgery on it.
Where?
Where under an hand?
Because I'm about to end up with a wrist.
I'm not gonna get up for it.
All right.
Yeah, you're under arrest.
1-0-13-7.
What, what did I blow?
Blue zeros, which I anticipated.
Please, I'm gonna park with you, watching you drive.
And you're going to be sensing things.
This isn't today
I feel to me
Yeah, and then it's to be honest with you. It smells like it's sponsoring your car
Well, what you follow them any six times the woman's last time you smoked marijuana
So, no marijuana in the car? Is that why it smells that way?
Okay.
Is this the lab that they're going to...
Yeah, of course, because the names are going into fucking piles and then they make the...
Well, I'm just surprised. Sometimes the request takes some time to process, no?
guys how they make a request and they get to put it into the place under arrest
tonight for the suspicion of driving under the influence what's wrong with your
hand
the department releases without request my buddy
you have numbers you see on the internet aren't real the accounts that you interact
with the posts that you see often times aren't even made by a human being on the other side
of the keyboard. The cyberspace is dominated by bots. And unless you just woke up from a
coma, this isn't news to you. Everybody knows that now it's an accepted part of cruising
the world wide web that the shit you see is artificially inflated. And it's become
a huge yapping point of massive topics, specifically dead internet theory, and then even deeper
into the new set of bots. Can't go into the deep end of the pool, you will find
view bots, a topic that often gets very, way.
Chat Slasher just sang it again and he said that the article itself this article that made this video
This year was bothered it
he says it
Apparently some flippers were paid to cover it and the post about it and the whole thing was bothered it
Aggressive because it is so prevalent across streams in particular on Twitch on YouTube on kick streamers of all shapes and sizes are often using
to boost their numbers. It's not some big conspiracy, it's not deep state propaganda
or anything like that. It is a provable real thing that platforms just don't seem to be
taking any real action on it at all. I could right now go live on Twitch openly stating
I'm viewbotting it out the wall as a fucking 20k viewers and maybe the worst that would
happen is I get like a 24 hour suspension from Twitch. They don't care. They made
that push like a year. You would never get by him. You would never. How could
they know if you're twirling or not? There's no way to tell them. Like they
They wouldn't be able to tell you if you're a big man or not.
So then I said, I'll be buying from them, but just because I think it's funny.
Here we go about getting bots off the platform, but that lasted for, what, two fucking days?
And then they took like a catastrophic hit to their overall viewer metrics, and I guess
they pumped the brakes because at the end of the day, and this is something people
say a lot, and it is true, those huge numbers are good for Twitch as well to advertisers,
even if the numbers are fake, even if they know it's bought in phony baloney fraudulent
viewer metrics.
It doesn't matter.
It makes them more appealing to brands.
So it seems like they are very hands-off when it comes to doling out big punishments
for view bots.
It's not exactly a well kept secret, it's pretty out there in the open that tons of
streamers viewbot.
Now the reason why I'm yapping about it again is because just yesterday, or maybe it was
even earlier today, I don't know, time moves in a weird fucking fashion once you get your
thirties, everything blends together.
Jack, Jack, companies that viewbot, they're, they're sponsories all the time.
There's an example that agrees to this, like, when is a sponsor happening?
Right?
The people, the people that take a sponsor, they, they could viewbot it by their
own, uh, energy of the time.
And I remember being view-botted and I can't prove it so I don't want to do any slander.
I remember playing a game, a smaller game and at 3am I was getting like 30% above peak,
above like-
Out of your bones, fucking creek anytime you walk up or downstairs.
Anyway, I'll stop bitching and whining about that and you're not here to listen to me
play a science song of the world's smallest violin about my deteriorating cartilage.
The CEO of Night Media, Reed, came forward with a post out of nowhere saying that
it's time to start view-botting.
That's the title of the post, which is an eye-catching title, no doubt.
sell them will you hear someone in that kind of position just say the the quiet
part out loud here about success in the streaming space and make no mistake
night media is fucking huge they are what talk of doesn't bother schmurz people
like drops drops in Tarkov are insane Tarkov set the benchmark for drops for
that for forever of the top dogs in the youtuber streamer agency space they
are huge in the industry they represented mr. Beast for a while I don't know
if they still do but they have represented and still actively represent
massive creators it was certainly interesting to see him with a post
like this that makes it seem like he's out there saying, everyone's got a viewbot, we
got to open Pandora's box. You're not pooping your farting. If you're not using viewbots,
you're at a disadvantage. Wake the fuck up, samurai. Time to get viewbots on the horn.
But reading the post, it's a little bit different. Though, ultimately, his tone around viewbots
does seem to be somewhat positive.
What does it take to cut through all the noise on the internet? If everyone else
is botting, why shouldn't you? We used to live in a world where, if you made
great content, algorithms would find an audience for your videos. Now, creators
have to clip farm, pay clippers, and sometimes even viewbot to have a better
chance of capturing more attention and breaking through the noise. This is especially true
on platforms like Twitch, where viewbotting can surface you on the front page
of popular streaming categories. Offer it, this is some turbo-dumership because it kind
of positions it as like your only option if you're just getting started. Well, there
used to be a time where if you made great content, you could get found, but those times
are way behind us in the shitter now. It's gone. That's an era long forgotten, like
the Saber Tooth Tiger. Now, if you want to cut through the noise, you got to clip
farm, pay clippers, or Lord and help us, even Viewbot. You got to get down and dirty
in the pig pen. It's the only way. Well, that's not true. You can still make
great content and get found. It does happen. I think the best example of that is Queso.
Yeah. I would be shocked to learn Queso Viewbot at any point in his life. I don't
think the guy could find a viewbot website or provider. I genuinely don't think he would
even know where to begin with something like that. And he has blown up solely because he
makes good content. He cut through the noise. And this is something I've always said, luck
is a huge part of it. It is. It just is. But what he is right about is that in the current
day and age, there is an alternative that doesn't rely as much on R&G. And that is pay-a-win.
You can stand a better chance of standing out in the oversaturation of content creation
by paying for viewbots to float your streams to the top of categories or pay for viewbots
on other socials where you're spamming- You said that chat hated it. Yeah. I mean,
I mean, I had to say when an article came out,
I had to stick for years and be laid out.
Like, I can have a take for a fucking decade.
It doesn't matter.
Like, if I say it, it's right in it,
when somebody says it, it's just right.
So you could boost up numbers on, you know,
a wacky moment or something and have it like,
explode elsewhere because you inflated the numbers
through viewbox and then people could find your stream
and maybe organically grow it that way,
but you still view about it in order to boost
the amount that led people to the stream.
Like there are paths that don't rely as much on luck
because if you just have money to start
and just start buying views,
It does help put you in front of more eyes.
It's something that's very common, especially on Twitter.
At the end of the day, I just don't like this mentality
that he kind of encapsulates here of,
well, everyone else is cheating, so I should too.
And he's trying to make a strong argument that
everyone else is doing it.
Content alone, it could be the most slap
and bang in content ever.
It's not good enough.
It's all about the disc.
Chad, believe it or not, Chad, this is unfortunate.
But Chad, this is the death of content.
And whoever loses is you.
The consumer will always lose it.
Because if you push things that shouldn't be somewhere
where
things that would get there
don't get there and stop happening
and all you have
is a pay-to-win
dollars at the top
they will don't want to consume
if you put the top things that people consume
it should be there
aren't naturally going to places that they would normally consume
distribution method now, which is dominated through bots and shit like that.
So really, I think about this strategy of using bots.
I just don't like how he's positioning bots as a strategy instead of calling it what it
really is, which is cheating.
Like, yes, you can gamify the distribution shit through bots.
Everyone fucking knows that.
But I just don't think it's something that should be outwardly encouraged.
And it's really weird that the CEO of Night Media, one of the biggest agencies in
the space, especially for streamers, is having this kind of viewpoint.
Like, his title isn't exactly indicative of his thoughts because he does say, like,
this is a problem.
This is an exploit.
But he speaks about it like, this exploit exists, so you have to use this now.
It's like you really should like almost that it's a necessity and I just don't like that perspective nor that mentality
I just think there's a reason why this topic on view box is always so passionate from so many people because view box fucking suck
Nobody likes that. It is just a completely dog shit norm right now. I use one for it. I don't think it needs to be even more
There's not some requirement or anything like that read then goes on to make a mention of advertisers and view box
Do advertisers have any way of tracking bonded engagement and why is it twitch cracking down on this at all?
Those are two really good questions
The answer to do advertisers have a way of tracking
botting engagement is a big, nobody fucking knows.
My gut tells me there's no way advertisers would have
any clue because how would they?
How would they distinguish between authentic and real
viewers through just a number plastered on a stream?
It'd be entirely on Twitch to take care of the bots
and get that number to be where it's like the
authentic viewers in front of fraudulent ones.
I don't see how they could ever possibly know what's
real and what's fake based on just the publicly
available information.
And I doubt Twitch is behind the scene saying, OK, so
your advertising was played in front of 1 million
concurrent viewers over the cross of this campaign.
of that's about fifteen k were real human beings
we really appreciate your business
but i highly doubt that what happened right it doesn't happen on a streamer
basis with sponsors either
so the streamers body is
that stream up to like five k we really only have a thousand real viewers there
and he works with a brand and he sells this brand at the five k concurrent
viewers
he's making a lot of extra money versus if you saw that is real one k
there are the brand is put in front of
i will buy it is to be some form of uh... uh... user verification right
what a lot of the viewers why some pet former period of not made the
with some for a verified premium status.
And based on how many of those you have,
compared to how many non verified you have,
there should be a dynamic adjustment to that.
That's how I do it.
It's easy.
It's 5,000 people, but it's actually 4,000 bucks
with the number of people there.
So maybe the campaign only sees.
Yes, yes.
If normally 5% of the viewers, it's not a sense, right?
Is a verified users,
and it's the standard for most streams, right?
And somebody is always at fucking zero,
0.2%, there should be a dynamic adjustment of that ratio,
and it shrinks their main things,
so that they don't go above other people.
They make fucking sales, like, man,
they're gonna put in a Gacha game,
only got three clicks through this guy's stream,
and it's like, I think there's a lot going on here.
And then you can maybe speculate and surmise that,
okay, he's budding.
But then you'd also never really know for sure,
because you can also say, like, oh, man,
maybe he's just not interested in this Gacha game.
The brands, I don't think have any idea,
is the point I'm making.
I don't see how they would.
It's entirely on Twitch to combat the bots.
And I don't think there's a way or a tool
that these brands have access to
and normal people don't, that lets them see real versus fake viewers.
And then to read second question about why does Twitch not crack down on it,
I think everyone knows, because Twitch also benefits from these hugely inflated numbers.
They see a lot of upside to these massive numbers being housed on Twitch.
I think that's pretty clear, probably don't need to dive in.
Let me just move my hands in, okay?
It is something that he starts...
I was not playing games on it.
...on to talk about, you know, how prevalent the bonding problem is,
as well as the reluctance from platforms to act on it,
believing that the more views there are, the better things look for advertisers,
which many people agree with.
And again, that probably is the simple truth of it.
If these numbers are huge, the platforms
are probably very happy because then,
it's more appealing to advertisers
that could end up with more money to the platform itself.
I think it really is that simple.
Now, it's this section that ties directly
into the eye-catching title that he used for this piece.
If everyone else is doing it, should you?
I would never explicitly say you should buy your views
on Twitch other than in the title of this article.
The reality is, if you're not V-Botting,
and everyone else is, you're at a disadvantage.
When you're competing in a category
where you're buried, if you don't have 500 plus viewers,
maybe shifting your strategy to pan clippers
and buying bots helps a streamer break through.
I wanted to see what it would cost to bot a stream,
and for $180 a week on Viewbotter,
I can get 1,500 followers, 225 chatters,
and 750 concurrent viewers,
not bad for less than $800 a month,
and these companies accept crypto payments.
So he's saying that he's not actively advocating
for Viewbotting your channel,
but if you're not, well, you got your own dig in your butt.
Like everyone around you is doing it,
maybe you should shift your strategy.
I don't know, to me, that feels like
he is advocating for it.
Maybe I'm on the crack bite.
He's pointing out a real problem
that these platforms don't enforce it,
so the precedent has been set
that there's no actual consequences,
but it does seem like he's saying,
you really should Viewbot your streams
if you want to succeed.
and he does prop it up as a legitimate strategy even insinuates that it's
not like super expensive you know saying you know not bad for less than eight
hundred dollars a month with this huge start you can get really should be
something to consider
and like i get it is something that people obviously consider and pull the
trigger on no doubt
it's not exactly something i think should be encouraged either it sucks
but it is a bad practice and it there's a reason why this is such a big
topic because people don't like you butters it's not something i think
should be talked about in a manner that feels like a positive and encouraging
and even setting up a good content isn't going to go
good enough you got a really good distribution and distribution view bots can really do wonders
for. I don't know to me it just runs through the wrong way. He then closes by talking about
viewbot detection and how that's what E.L. mentioned. That's a good sign.
And that really there's not a whole lot of like great information that he could find on
how brands can detect view bots or anything like that. And then he finishes the big takeaway.
Okay. Then there's an error where good content alone isn't.
Watch that. Ironically this was was was bought and pushed and the only reason why
he's covering it then is a result of bots which is kind of a sad reality.
Do you really think about it?
A bunch of pages were paid to publish the article.
A bunch of people were paid a post about it.
The whole thing was bodied.
And I think that's kind of almost like a social experiment,
genuinely.
I mean, it's like, oh, guys, look.
Here's the article about bots.
Here's how I can show you guys that it works.
Look, one of the biggest things I was talking about it,
because I bought it.
I mean, oh, it's too easy.
I mean, cooked.
Look at the device on the axis off-bottom.
Uh, okay. You mean this one?
I should do that.
Wait, how?
Chahal, is Obian using it?
Chahal, how could it?
Chahal, I want to play some Pokemon.
What color light on it? Light on what? On the cover card?
It's, it's a white, is that normal?
It's slowly the other software.
Um, should I?
Says no valid in the HDMI signal.
Oh.
Well, I'm not using the correct,
I'm not using the actual HDMI from the box.
Should I use it on the box?
Switches on, yeah.
Look.
And I plug it to what?
I plug that one to the computer
or that one to the screen.
Excuse the L time for Pokemon.
To the computer, plug in your butts.
Welcome to Elgato, the switch.
From Elgato to the switch.
From Elgato to the switch.
From Elgato to the switch.
to the switch
Hey, what the fuck?
Wait
What the fuck hold on Jack give me a hand
Have a good day chat
Now the light is white.
Bang!
And now, boom!
There's two ports on the thin, in and out.
Put console into ports, out to TV.
Huh?
Oh, it's the bones!
Hey, man!
Dude, you're crazy!
What's up?
Chat!
You see the buster?
Yeah, what's up, man?
You know what's up, man?
You don't have to donate anything, man.
guys I don't get it am I smoking
well I mean I didn't see it the switch is dark man
Now there's no signal.
The switch input in settings.
you
you
you
you
you
you
W, W, W, W, FW.
It's cooler
Hold on hold on
Dude, I just fucking cooked so hard. It's unbelievable
You're only the gear solid to sons of Liberty is top five no debate debaters are three heads
So I don't think I have a
battery fudge
Oh, we're cooked. I'll play with the controller while it's charging probably.
What the fuck? I forgot how to unlock the...
60 months up, maybe in 60 more months I'll have my life together, excuse the ale.
Oh my god, check, check, I think this is the delay on this.
Check this out, check the delay.
Hold on, this is getting hard.
Oh, is this it?
The forked egg has zero MC.
Wait, zero MC?
So what's up with the border here?
It's like a little small gap there.
I
Wish I did just give up a poke up here
Probably saved okay
Yeah, I need oh
I have a really good idea.
Do you have a pixel on it?
I need to do something, yeah.
Apocalypse?
And your chocolate buster um the town used to live is so pretty
I'm gonna try to look like him.
I'm gonna try to look like me.
What is that?
What?
Did I not fix my hair shit?
I'm more like that more like this more like um pig tails wait where are the
Where are the man hairstyles?
Yo, where are the man hairstyles are are we did ass?
What the
chat this is actually awful okay what is that
I like this a lot better. I think this is sicker.
Okay, that looks like a radical.
No?
With the sleeves on? Nah.
Ah, pants.
That's sick.
What about the hats?
This is so hard.
Bag?
Black for sure.
Dude, this is drippin'.
I mean, I caught it.
It's starting to reset.
one cat?
is that the tangular evolution?
these are gonna go the tangular way
quite the whole today
walk around tilt
Okay, Jannolense is crazy
You're a digital
You'll be
I raised in his calling your name. No
There's the way that lose
Okay, the camera
Uh, what's your what? Why is there these junkie?
But I found it
Wait, I cannot get a cooler one?
Um, based off the list of your trainer.
Bingo.
Um, did you start?
Yo, why'd you do that?
PVC. Yeah, PVC's are still still fine.
Check this joystick is terrible, by the way.
Hello.
Uh, what happened to the foot one?
I have some control, but I don't have a wife for it. Can I use USB?
Can I use USB, maybe?
I don't see you guys before on this chat.
Nope.
That's a chopper.
Yes, USB-C though, I don't have any USB-C in the blink of an eye.
Oh
Wait, what did you say? I need to do the last line
Oh, I need like a maybe I need like a saw
You're playing this aren't got any chance for any overwatch in the future or did you already drop the game law?
Chas did there's a normal USB on the other side of the dog's actual
On the side of the docker, holy shit he was running away.
Sorry Jalala, last, last, last fall, last fall.
And this should connect to that.
I mean it's in but now what?
Chad look it's charging I don't make it connected at all I have to wait I have to wait till
it charges.
I
Can't friend can't stop watching you she said accused hold on
Doesn't actually do anything
I don't know what's going on with his water.
What are you reading?
So...
Should we go get water then?
I can't see it.
Okay.
Got him. That's cool.
Wait, I can also
I'm not gonna go to the terrain, eh?
Okay, that works. Very nice.
Today I made you two hoppers spring in here.
Fascinating, okay.
Are you ready for my dog, ship tech? Nobody asked for.
Is Chet ready for my dog, ship tech?
Uh, water the Grand Plants, sure, man.
Take those RSTs.
All the what?
Carrots, eh?
my source PP oh the sand is sandy
by him though I'm gonna talk to him
Yeah
Can I get a trivia oh
Maybe we get some new book on like a catapy
Yeah, maybe they're going to return a range tall grass trees walks. You do a great Pokemoner
It's a very nice sharing, very cool.
Oh, huh?
Any counter?
Bozorg!
Very cool!
Very cool.
Yep, makes sense.
Am I... what?
Oh, I didn't put it away yet.
But I need to water the ground though.
So what is he doing that noise?
I wish you could walk around while spinning though, it's faster. Nope.
Was that maybe a butterfree?
It's a little bit tedious here.
Very cool, man.
It isn't like it.
It's so dry.
Albedo dry the grass sure a request in the pocket extra water the dry grass
Oh, no, shit. Dude, I'm doing more than a ton of relax, right?
What's that noise you're making, Jack?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
I mean, what is that?
I can Kirby!
It's a quest, right?
But who's doing that, though?
He's singing, I think.
It's not gonna be a nice song, though. It sounds like an alert.
Like what?
Okay, I'll use all this rush request then, if it's trying to do anything perfectly.
I'm just gonna go around and get all the drafts done.
All rush requests so that we can actually, you know what I mean?
They're finishing this quest now.
Oh!
Oh! Violator!
Leafage!
Okay.
Tall grass, okay.
Okay, so let's see one of you what I make a huge one I get big Pokemon
Like a big ass habitat there.
Well, I'm running out of it, though.
What?
No!
Out of PPE!
Well, I have to shut up, right?
Out of pee pee well I have to get up right eat
No, we have a nice square so what's next question
Wait, we want was on all the way. Uh, what's a live there?
Maybe now I need to I need to get bubbles were home
For you what what did you give him?
Wait, oh it needs to have more water
Yeah, maybe a combo maybe maybe a water treat and leave it to them. Oh
We need that
I
Three shit talk rest habitat it was effort for bugs
I want to make it look nice though like this
Oh the bubbles are doing it. Maybe he wants to live here.
It's for you.
How do I switch things up? I forgot.
I didn't mean to do that.
A chest?
I mean
So you're that cat do you do anything with it?
Oh, yeah, it's brilliant for me
So, it's a log, a chair, what?
Pile
Open your bag and select
Sit on the chair
Very cool, that means I oh is it an item?
Oh! Let me guess, he found the chest that I found earlier.
How do I get at this?
Um...
What?
There's no button. I just spun it to my spot, I guess.
Recipes. Oh, my God.
Okay.
DIY recipes.
for wooden or craft I can't fire yeah I have enough of this
professor yeah I'll show him it but anyone spit out and press A
It's a campfire.
Who got a fucking thing as this?
This is a campfire.
Oh!
Huh?
Oh, huh?
So Trum and their likes tall grass.
That'll get it.
Do you need to make more?
Oh, what's over there?
I wonder what that is.
He's a little bit more than usual, but nice, you can use him to, oh yeah, you can use him
to fire.
I got this.
My screen is just wet.
Ah, screens, hello?
Welcome me to the jungle, bro.
Can I answer this?
Dude, that was crazy.
Both my monitors resetted him.
is we need to make the environment nice and we can make the biomes the correct
one for them to start appearing.
That's gonna heal.
Sleep for a day, yeah.
That makes sense, yeah.
Look at this.
Maybe I can give him a gift?
I'll give him a leaf.
at least
uh point one with the burn can uh fire the flammable objects
like this
got a minute yeah sure buddy
Oh, I stood a stick when they guess it's a burnt stick.
Can I come in with that?
Um, no.
What's it going over there?
Man, I want the stick.
Oh
We're going to cut it we just can just burn it
No, that was rude
Like it's just go here
So PC, what does it need to be?
Ah, BB, BB.
So what do we do there?
Maybe the same result.
I'm at table.
Not suitable for Pokemoner.
Dude, dude.
Oh, the challenges menu.
2 goals for you with challenges.
I'll put it online, but be cool.
Here's one for you.
So I gotta fix...
Complete challenges and earn life coin.
Trace and hook them on.
It needs more grass.
Okay, so it's gonna be dry, I don't know, maybe that's what we want.
You need the water?
Still on it?
Cool advocate, huh?
So who likes this then?
That's a wait.
It's rare.
Pinwheels.
Tracer.
Maybe a geo dude?
Eh!
Machop! Machamp!
No, no, no, that's uh, that's uh, that's um...
Hitmon, hitmonleague.
Hitmonchamp.
Hitmonchander.
So, how do I, I'm supposed to get a, uh,
oh maybe I can craft it.
Block toys.
Five leaves, very nice.
Add items.
Storage box.
Oh, oh!
Who goes there?
What the fudge is that?
Not really.
I mean, how many Japan would be fun?
What the fudge is that?
No, really, I mean, how many Japan would be funny?
Chat, what the heck is that?
Timber.
Oh, he can construct a...
Okay.
Okay, um, complete lifegoins at the shop, okay, I have $50, oh here's my PC.
So I invite Punching Bag then, learn to buy recipes, seeds, okay.
So do I want to buy that at all?
Wooden plates.
I guess.
What does that say?
the moon so can he build me as just oh yes yes yes yes yes give me that and then
and then um over here chat no well maybe I could do it at a nicer place though
Oh, maybe that's just Jim.
No, that mean?
Bang!
Okay.
Okay. Now we wait. We're going to pretend like we're not looking. This could be a tracier
exactly. More urban. All of it. Oh, Scyther. Okay, that's harder. Um, what? Um, and then,
I can't quite remember his name, but can you tell it's not a cat.
It's bouncing up and down.
The emotes why?
And we wait.
What is it, Chats?
Is it?
Let's go away for a little bit.
Why point?
Can you look for something?
Are there something we can find?
A fountain?
A book-a-mole?
Bricks!
A book!
What am I doing here?
Message and emote at the bottom.
Wouldn't play today.
So you don't have to make that play because you found one.
Is anybody at my new spot?
No and no.
I mean, yes.
Am I here though, we're even able to bring me we need a rock smash
Maybe so you can rock smash that
What is though oh
Raises humidity
What if I put it in the middle of town that would look like right here
Oh
Near the water why what I keep it over there. Oh
What about water gun after
You make it for water
No?
Um, should I keep it in there?
I like it if it's over here.
I think it looks kinda cute.
Like, is it near water?
Oh, oh, oh, hey, yeah, maybe we can train rock smash shit, you have to go train.
It's a beast!
You realize I'm water, I'm water!
Hello!
Oh yeah, I got you!
What stones!
Okay, and one more here.
Is this should be enough, right?
No, I'm in the sleeper.
Rocks.
He's gonna teach me.
Rock, I knew it, rock fashion.
I can go to the caves now.
Okay.
You know the smash of rocks.
There's so many items on the ground.
you
we are
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Cripper or
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Hold on
Oh
What's that over here?
What's in here?
I like a chamber.
I'll put it on the floor.
I'll put it on the floor first.
It's like a hidden whatever.
Can I remember it?
What was it called?
Were you going to the walls in Pokemon?
Oh no.
Hit a bower.
Wasn't here though.
What do you mean nothing here?
I can break the walls as well?
Oh my god, I thought it was a path.
Well, no, it is a path. No, it is a path though.
Well, and now how to put it down.
Nice!
I can link it all together now.
Hold on!
Feel brass.
I feel brass.
What does he want?
Nobody fucking piece of it again. I don't get it. I don't get it.
How do you fix that?
How do I make him sleep now?
So, if you guys didn't ask to count, Boreli posted some news about the upcoming season.
I think it's really cool content in the mixup.
Maybe the other group will go there.
Anything you can tell us about the Chef scene, like by that name.
It's just, it's just, it's like from a few refluxing retarded Nartite one, a few refluxing retarded Nartite one, if you...
It's just from the vibe and the overall like, um, that kind of format and she mentions.
So what do I do with this? Do I water it maybe?
Oh bushes!
Okay.
You should have it over here
What does he want then what does he want?
Pince here
Oh, I cook I
Oh
Already
No, what's what
Yeah, that's the way I wanted it.
That's the way I wanted it though.
I'll hit it, hold on.
Well, I want to have a pince here.
Um, oh, I'll leave it.
Oh, using mouse controls.
Okay.
Well, I mean, I think we need to go to sleep anyway, right?
I forgot how to do the rest of the rest thing.
Yeah, you want me to punch that shit?
Sure, man.
Um.
No!
Um...
No!
Maybe that's better to bring the top one though.
Oh, another brick!
Um...
Well...
You want me to break those doors as well, right?
I'm not done.
Okay.
I completed his quest.
I'm not going to be seen.
Um...
Um, so I get some coins for this, coins for that, I get all the challenges.
Comfort level, okay.
Bulbasaur, uh, I can get the Bulbasaur, yeah where's the Bulbasaur at?
So what does he want?
more probably can be around me yeah me no shit oh you need to sleep but you
don't have a bed yet and then if I make a one with the a thing it nope I can
make him a leaf bed
Come on man, let me get it.
Other friends now!
Um, let me give you multiple beds to all of them.
I'm better.
For you.
That's his home but...
How about a furniture? Or is it like a comfortable?
Huh?
Oh!
There you go!
Oh, so cute!
Oh, so we're here. Scyther?
Bang!
This thing from me, I don't know.
That's our brick already?
You're dating.
Objects.
Not here, what's that what you want?
Yeah, maybe I have a few of these, right?
Yeah, I got it.
There you go, buddy.
Um, well, I mean, it didn't do anything.
Cut!
HM cut!
HM three!
HM two, HM one.
Alright, so then, oh, oh, you need something, what's up?
So raise the comfort level a little.
Uh, hey, how's the comfort level a little?
Okay.
So I need to make him happy.
Pokemoner.
Oh!
Another balloon?
Hey, where that begins here?
Oh, Oddish.
What?
You want me to go into somewhere to sleep?
Um, is that what you said?
Why does it come at level?
Uh, what do you put it? You want more shime de?
Hold on.
more Apple. There's a humidity level. Uh, too dry. Okay, how do I go, how do I go even more?
Like, how do I get more humidity? Do I bring to the statue?
I think it's good now.
I think it's shown now.
Maybe I can cut this up.
Bang!
Log!
new challenges okay cool very cool
I understand again you're adding violent area daily challenges okay build something
Okay, gather leaves wait 300
Yo yo yo yo yo
Um
Okay
Okay, hold on so much I need to cut some grass
No, not this one because it's what we can eat that one
We can just put some down to the break it down
Am I wrong?
Yeah, I had it
Okay, get a really crazy I don't know about any of this place for decoration
Okay, well he's a complete already
Um, we just put some down the beat?
Can maybe we craft?
Oh, this guy.
There's one in the menu.
Leaf then kit.
So, Leaf Den Kit.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle, please, Mr. Count?
Why?
Oh!
Report all.
Also, over there, he's underneath.
What?
What's he like?
oh um maybe i can make
oh oh no i didn't watch this no
i need to put some stuff at the uh at the mother tiger i don't know i can just put down the um dirt
And then...
It's a browsing machine.
I'm trying to find what I'm looking for.
So who's the searcher?
Drowsy?
And they found a Drowsy.
Surely?
We need to put something in here.
add stacker pinwheels okay what about show about if I put down a pinwheel
Oh, I add decoration.
If I add two benches here.
Bang!
First down.
So down.
Bang!
Bang! First done! So then...
Bang!
Dude, this is so much better. Chat.
So let me explain it. Why does that? My monitors are resetting it.
Why would you do that?
They're still on it.
Why not?
And the um leaf then the kids
We play HDMI, okay, yeah, I want to build a new credit table because you don't know there's too far away
That's
We support
Now I can make my own workbench at the workbench.
Use workbench for workbench, Fuggers.
Workbench completed.
Then maybe make a crestedle.
We made for a gas leak?
And the backpack you're correct.
Backpack recipe.
Oh wait, it's automatic?
Oh, that's huge!
Maybe a graveyard over here. Low key.
Finally a rich guy! I say to double-lift why was I the president of Tsumis Goufremu?
He hates him, Regga, the owner of Tsumiluvim. I like Toxic, I like Ray Fisherman from Norway on boats.
Not money like you, but 500 KJ each boat.
What the fuck, the edges, that bro, that was crazy.
Okay, chat, what was my next special Rola?
Do I remember?
Oh, they leave then, leave then, leave then.
Yeah, where's that boy?
There, where's the boy at?
Is it anybody?
I'm the deal.
There it is.
Yo.
Yeah
They're destroyed the fan base Lenny double if so go and chat and ask him you don't need to but Rick's rigs
WTF happen destroy best friend league ever you good for them
the maths what maths are they doing yo yo yo what the fuck are you talking about
little what the fuck are you talking about 9 30 a.m. so that's done they have
more challenges. Time to get chatty. Talk to Scyther. I got your roll. Now we have
the log. Now we got to finish the game. I don't think it's one of those games where
you want it to finish or not finish. It's like, I think it's one of those like you
You just play that game.
Fuck you then!
Dude, I don't want to be rude, but bro, you're...
Like, look at your dino.
You're saying that a bunch of information that's unrelated to one another.
Dude, Jeff Bezos Amazon...
California sweet potato is it McDonald's Burger King Johnny like what the
fuck hey how do these things will come to go together
how do you zoom
Plus
Please X don't think about it. Just do it. Just
Understand it doesn't mean the rest of us have to okay. Well want to give you all the support we can please just think about it
Because the boys oh
About it, then why did some so their league team like to themselves a league team? I don't know
I got to go
He wants decoration
He wants some decoration I got to go
I think we should build new houses here.
Nope.
Maybe right here.
And maybe right here.
Dude, can you move this far away?
That'll be nice.
So who could build this other?
We need two builders.
What?
He likes this.
Okay, hold on.
I can make them some beds and some decoration.
Maybe a table.
And another chair.
And maybe even another bed.
For the other boys.
Maybe it's like five beds here.
There's two missions.
I'm enjoying this.
Smells good out there.
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I just wanted to add a table for us.
Hold on.
Right, right?
No?
Um, um, um, um, um.
Tremender, where is he?
And then if you're in the bed.
Right here.
Okay.
So where is it?
Buddy.
Come here.
Okay, so now I'll be having that, right?
More deco!
Morish again!
How much more?
It sounds statue like I don't know if we can do that though
Because the water won't link all the way over here.
Perhaps we pierce a hole in the wall?
BTW from all games you are good in Rebels and now but all else if he is shit, but I'll move I'm enjoying my life
I've got money, but not like you you're king
Oh, what's that?
77 sextillion seven hundred and seventy seven quintillions
Okay, now shop, let's what in bed rocks water Bay's in
Is it due to the challenges that I can't turn because you know what look I need to finish
The building but it's it it's time cooked
It's time get it it give us good
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
No?
Okay.
Then she'll be buying...
um...
Andy Bag?
Have you come no way?
Fishing land, welcome!
Oh, they're cool. Fishing sounds nice.
Okay.
A tripod.
Urgent care habitats. I think we should go explore some of the other spots, like over here.
We need to find new habitats in Shadow.
How do you use Andy Baggett?
Oh, oh!
Treasure.
Eevee Doll!
why the fuck does the dude run like that we're going to put it
Did he just punch it?
No!
That's it.
Ah, bullshit, fucking screen again.
Did you?
Oh, screen saver. That's what it does.
It's the fucking screen saver.
Bruh.
Water base. Yeah, I know how to go to sleep. How do you go to sleep?
Try to till it.
Dry the soil.
Which I how do you sleeper?
Maybe I'd build a bed.
Did I already make one of these?
Yeah, you really don't like double up, do you?
Oh, wait, that's insane!
Chat, you see that one next to another?
I don't have to, I don't have to get the items out.
Now, all you have to get is a bed.
A bed?
I don't have to practice this for a gun.
So you can't sleep.
Alright, I guess we can keep going and exploring.
Guys, I'm good in life, but I'm renting, but fuck double if to talk bad about reggae.
So who can try to stop Chaddy as though?
Oh, he must have watered him.
Oh, I got you.
Yeah, maybe I found a way to get a fountain down here.
Wait, let me put water here.
Oh, is he out of there?
Again, it's a bit of an RL time.
Transform!
Water-Tiller!
roll veggies and seeds
move moron
okay so then I had seeds right?
I had seeds somewhere
You can ask Moni, but I want eyes on this problem. That's why I'm done digging and it's small money
Regifuck let a president of and double if fucked her and regis sell the team
So how do I build my house to live there fresh veggie field, but I don't have any fresh veggies though
oh yeah I got you yeah I get it I get it I get it
donno guy at this point just start shoveling your money into the nearest fire
Okay, and then...
What?
Check them tomorrow.
Wait, tomorrow?
Come on, in real life, Simon!
Oh!
Do not suffocate and read a book.
For sure, but I'm gonna be in crime, man.
Whoa, whoa!
Um, no...
I'll do this for now, maybe we can find a friend that...
Um, this outfit will like, like make an, uh, ally me.
Okay, so what over here, though?
Rustic door.
Improving the quality of life, though.
Alright, alright.
Look at the gate panel.
Uh oh.
secret base? Oh what up? What am I ranking? I'm top ranking. Um, I need to be higher ranking.
What is this, you?
Oh!
Mysterious Slate!
Ched Anons!
I need to go put it at a spot and finish the puzzle somewhere, maybe in the walls.
No?
Child, pretend I'm not in the walls though!
Yeah, you know, you know, the unknowns and the tames.
Do you know if I am bombed?
Yeah, again, it's going nowhere.
I can build a schizo shit,
I'm building the walls, and I think there's nothing there.
Return home.
We're in safe though.
Okay, what other things can we do?
Find new Pokemon and make new habitats.
Build new structures.
Oh, I do insect building.
Final Water. It's done.
Dude, very cool.
Well?
Wow!
Wowie!
Hi, Mr. Cow.
Can you buy a million dollars worth of Pokemon cards again and open it on stream?
You will turn it easily.
Nah, I'll do that.
So what do you do with the house? I do then.
Timber!
That's a wrap, he says.
Huh? What is it? Cool furniture. Wait, so you want furniture in the house? Uh, two different
furniture in the house that you built, okay? Make a home. Did you feel we need to wait
tomorrow. Talk to him and talk to him. I mean I can make something. I want to maybe a door.
Two safes?
So...
I don't know what to say about this.
Can I say the D's?
D's?
I don't know what the D's is.
Beans!
Um, I mean I'll go plant them.
I'll go plant them as you want.
You can lodge your house or do it inside a wall, yeah, that makes sense.
Oh!
to grow into plants like this and I do I do what I don't want to break his
habitat right
I'm gonna do some other one yeah so many new Pokemon I can get over there
huh
Pidgey flower beds, if I had to get flowers though.
Oh.
Oh!
Like this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like this?
I did not start the same, but I think you built it after you wanted to, right?
Nope, you motherfucker.
Very cool.
Oh, I can put him in my inventory.
Can you put my inventory in there?
I should have done it the challenge or no?
I already did that no?
I should have done it already?
Put your finisher?
No, shut up.
What the?
I'm the guy. They're worried because for roughly three...
Can I do water them?
Oh!
Oh yeah, I know what it was man, I already know this.
But now what though?
the requests um maybe we find you have it that's uh yeah i think um i mean i think
it's a cool game it's just more of a more of a chiller like by yourself like kinda kinda
um it's a good chiller game you know what i mean like wait this game is massive
event. Um. Very cool. Supposed to be over there then. Oh, a journal.
Oh
Hey Bridget you look so good today. You're so handsome and sexy such a beautiful man
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Here's my fish little guppy passed away today.
Seam us him already can I get a RIP little guppy in the chat for his remembrance.
Go anyway!
What?
I just got kicked out.
It's a gay community and they don't want me here so I'm here okay I guess.
I just got kicked out. It's a gay community and they don't want me to end up so I'm
I guess
Wait
Wait
Oh the red one
But how big is this game Palatown?
I like that.
What is that?
You're gonna first friends.
Okay
Evolution very cool
I mean I thought it would be a small game, but unless there's just only this and that's it, but I
Mean over here all of that
All of all those owns this is huge
What's your dog? Who's our favorite Pokemon chat?
Wave learn again go
freezing chambers
Hey look at the map man.
Is it a full map anywhere?
Is that a full map?
to go as clear as any day of the week metacross uh metacross is pretty cool yeah
anyway chat that was cool that was cool game chat guys i i feel like this this is like a more
more more more of a chilling just like i i won't have any excuse whether i can stop
I mean it's a chill game but I mean it's cool. I mean I mean I mean I mean for
stream I mean dude I'm not gonna fucking dump like fucking 40 hours of
building a house and whatnot you know what I mean.
Mario Tereze. Maybe perhaps?
Ummm...
Yeah!
Ummm...
Yeah!
That was cool. That was cool.
Chat, I think this is something you play on the couch with some music or you play this in the bus.
You play that in the metro.
Play that on the airplane. This is going to be part of my new airplane game.
Um, markers.
No, in the toilet maybe, but yeah.
Maybe more than this one.
Perhaps yeah, what up? So you want to play games or what?
Sure, I'm down. What do you think?
Oh, I don't know. I was playing this at this point all game
It's it's kind of a I thought it was me less of a chiller. It's very chill
I think it's a great game, but it's a bit. It's a super chiller. You know me
Are you gonna play it ever again?
No, I'm not many airplane
Okay, um
let's see here then let's see what if I set you some awesome games what about
log writers is that another game oh yay let's do log writers getting it
I want to try to inspire a second character it'll last like 30 minutes
That's that's that's that's anything yet most
Oh, there's a demo. We don't gotta buy it. Oh
They look oh, that is huge Valley. Um, just a blood sense now
Wait, wait, did they buff prisoner?
Wait the drifter buff is so busted it's oh my god dude that is crazy
I have 70% win rates at almost the top rank.
Like, fuck your time, Matt.
Show your screen.
Yeah, let me just, um...
Remember Megaloop? You know there's a co-op for that now?
Really?
Yeah.
Um, Chachelle, if I don't get really boring, but it's okay.
I'm just doing one run, because, uh, after that I played off-streamer.
I
Look at what this one I
Played one round and I wanted to I finished the game on my on my first playthrough. It's crazy
I
Share screen full screen you never megalitha right it was like the inventory thing yeah, but I yeah
That was hard.
Um, lose all gold that she's won or two packs of cards out of your deck.
Is that any good yet?
Is that any good or not?
Colorless is really good too, though.
Um, maybe, maybe a Magnish B?
Probably a Magnish B lucky.
You know what?
I'll do Colorless cards.
Do you love a Magnish at the start of your next turn?
Um, these are just your hand.
That's like kind of decent, no?
I'll do this over here.
Wait, is it too loud?
Is it?
Is the Warcraft 1v1 with Tyler actually happening?
Let's see.
Boss on the middle, right.
I'll do...
Wait, I cannot do two bosses?
Yeah, I can do it here. So I'll go left then. I'll go lefts, bing, bing, bong, got it, go, next.
Is he ever playing this game before?
No.
Really? Actually?
Yeah, never. Never played it, no.
Probably one of the best games I've had. I have like a hundred hours on my phone in this game.
Oh, well, I would say I played the first character because I never played on this new one, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but let me try to understand the game here. Let me look at this for a sec.
Um...
Basically, it's um...
Well, you know, so what it's gonna say?
They said you're copying him.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's get my damn iPhone. Kind of.
And then...
Oh, I see you just get caught you just can spend a certain amount of mana
Yeah, it's like so but watch it the largest though
Okay, she did a poison deck in
Poison
That's right
Oh, let's get it
But they did the other game visit this guy that you would play him a poison or shave it or discard it
Well, three different decks.
I was assuming he's just like a bunch of low mana cards.
Yep, it's a spam. It's a spam. It's always spam.
Spam, spam, spam.
That's safe.
Try to co-op that. I have nothing.
Poison is my favorite.
Shift is better, but it needs a strong setup to actually make it work.
That's great, but what am I going to do to that?
Oh, that's...
That was actually a bad call right there. I don't like it that
That's actually pretty smart
Bye and then bang bang bang next
Yo, yo, I can't believe he's giving me this fucking day shit
the other day was very much feels strong man hope you are doing good and
continue with the podcast streams bang so 51st state dead row is emoji so then
the afford all enemies twice are you good at xQC this is good too but I think
it would have been a we next I would have I would have picked block maybe
I'm down really I'm just you know we need like there's gonna you don't we
me the blockards are gonna be the ones we want are a little bit different I'll
show you whenever we get them
next like the blockers are like yeah usually I like a well no release the
blockards I usually try to get the high value ones daddy yeah you cannot
Draw all cards in your hand are free to play
That's fucking dank
But yeah, thank both times always this
Easy and
Yeah, I'm not just a surprise because this kid is a guy going crazy. I know I think it'd be this strong
Joe on card is going card it prepared is great. I love this one, but I think no one is just so good
Yeah, yeah, but Prevent is zero cost though. Ah
Choose two of eight random coming cards out of your deck in
Lose for the HP at the end of the card gain a one message me that's actually kind of great
So they have this early another game that would be the house. What is it? Is it gonna give me?
It'd be at the end it'll be maybe
22 25
Yeah, that's what I learned about mega like in mega. I learned that scaling is the only thing that matters ever chat thoughts
Yeah, true
Um
I'll try if I lose me this means forget I would have enough gold for shop. I don't think and I think we skip shop
It's just too poor for it
Okay
discovery would you um oh I like this we do dagger spray spam whenever you draw
a card it's all it wait it's gonna say shit that's insane but we have no
draw though
fudge a nightmare maybe then
maybe on what dagger spray
Oh, yeah, don't you?
Strike.
Hang.
Done.
So, what do you think?
Oh, this one's about megalodia.
Maybe we'll have megalodia.
Defend one time?
I'm battle with it, you know.
Yeah, and that was like a two damage increase to this table.
Can you win?
I'm trying my best.
I'm trying my best on her.
No.
No, I didn't mean it talks like I'm saying like, is there a win or do you just keep going?
No, yeah, you win. It takes three losses.
Actually, what I should want on my first run, I'd say,
like it's nice to be good at like that kind of grind a little bit, you know,
because you get new rewards every time until you have all the stuff unlocked.
I should beat this bitch on my first run.
If that's what you're doing with the skill, I'll play one more week telling me this is very good.
This, like you say, is your run, but that's also very good.
Follow through.
Bang
Bang we can go left here I would you're like happy. Yeah, cuz we're about to go to two bosses
I think we're gonna use just scale and just go for it. Yeah, but we get a great card. I'll show you
So all it makes it not exhaust that's actually really good though. No, sir. It doesn't exhaust
Yo, 2 week is really good.
That is incredibly strong.
Chat thoughts?
Oh, that's badass that you can do this.
These are really good.
I'm gonna do this one.
Because weak means that you don't get one shot by bosses.
Luthor under gold.
I'll show you them two cards.
No, I'm sorry.
So that almost means I'm done this game.
Yo, you know what?
I'm gonna say, I'm better at this game
than Soda is.
It's not as, I mean.
I'm better at this game than Soda for sure.
Uh-oh, he just spawned something.
It's okay, you know what I did.
It's gone.
It's dead.
He's into eight energy though.
Like, pure energy.
I'm gonna go to here.
Okay, Mitchell is good Bang bang that
Block up block block all thing and then
Seven poison doesn't kill him Bang bang that poison
Dude the game gave me a hint and I didn't follow it then see like
What is Slye?
Slye, if there's a guard from your hand, play for free.
Oh, that's cool. I like that.
That's like a herb stock, can it?
Echo.
Now watch this shit.
Oh, chests?
Good!
That's insane.
Now we rest for sure.
Two boxes coming up.
I'm not going to ship it again, but we're only going to do poison.
Okay, see look at that guys. See his damage? Oh, it was a skill. I'm gonna do I'm gonna do I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do survivor defend then follow through bang see now that he does now there's only eight
I can block the whole thing. Bang. Boom. Now he's weak 3.
Bang.
Instead of your turn, draw one card, just draw a card. No. Noxious for sure.
Everyone's great, but I poison stack my hands when it's the build of a run.
Oh, this stacks? Like this...
I should have.
Oh, you have 10 cards. I see.
Oh, I should have destroyed my Sly card.
Do that makes up cool. I don't like this
12 a block 12
See poison see poison takes every turn it
And I
Power cut potion great game five block of blood learn with it. This is actually fantastic another shit dude
If I was on a ship deck, I'd be a roll him and now
Check this out games telling you that yeah, so do I sold her a ship deck? Oh, no no if I get if I get the um
If I get the sneak out
Then I can trust I could do I could do a ship poison deck bang
I think sneak over is uh, um damage those poison shit. No
It is the boss. Oh, yeah, I got luck in it
So I need to do skill first so that this becomes a with all enemies.
So I do blade dance, follow through, oh wow, I didn't see that one, yeah, I was maxed out.
Bang.
Oh what the?
Yeah, um, bang, this is not touchable.
This is for free now almost full thing. I plan on one more week this
This should be good. Yeah, yeah big energy
You just want to do this well, though. Fine. Thanks. There's no you're dead. Yeah, I'm cooking a shit
He's getting out. Oh, I got affection. It's over
It's all over boss that oh
Oh, uh-oh.
Ummm...
Lucky.
This will be really good.
Kind of a shave.
Let me do some damage here.
Is that 10 damage?
It's a regular.
Do I just tank 6?
No, I don't.
That'd be a bad idea.
Alright, I shouldn't have that first.
End defend as well.
And then just go for damage here.
On that one because that one's gonna attack the next turn.
I'm gonna be cooked.
Yeah, this is...
No, you can just lock in here.
Oh, gorse.
Yeah, these thoughts...
That is really bad.
Get lucky here.
Oh, that's good
Okay, it's good it's good it's good I do bing bing bing
I still think that's all I
Show you sports on your own bang bang
I think I'll be fine for at least next boss and then and then
And we're good we're good potion that is great
Play every ship in your exhaust pile. Wait, that's fucking busted. That's insane
You just take it either way
Yeah, I know you do when I wait to choose whether to do with the boss or not just try
Why you have no potions you have a digital to dexterity that might be incredibly strong, but
And maybe you apply poison deal what?
Jesus and it's on a discount
This thing really strong and that's I was like it was strong
We're meant to buy a function I'm not kidding cuz we might we might always really into and it was like chat dip shackles my save my run right
Ships though no no we're running ship as well
ship
I'm running it this my sister run I'm not kidding
I
Know you I would do boss boss. I don't care. Oh
It's fine. It's slow means that the more cars are using one turner the more damage he turns
So I want to use as many because it's like anyone turn
Yeah, and try to dump as many ships as you can as well. So if you get that card true
Then I do I think I do shiv here and then use a card first
Yeah
Yeah. Oh God. Okay. I'm gonna do this. That's easy. This. That's okay. Good. No, I never
Slow-factor I trust okay. Okay. Oh and never play dance and then what I do the thing about about the exhaust ones
And they're gonna be crazy
Play six ships. Oh, but
Hold on he's gonna do anything damage though. I need to find some some block here
um that's bad this is not i like it it's gonna do a little bit of damage though
That was a wrap.
Bang.
Easy.
Fill all your empty potions and slow it.
What? With the belt too?
That's the first thing I'm doing?
Yo, wait, this is busted.
Ah, yeah, we're probably gonna win this in an hour round, probably.
Yeah, you just ship it up.
Yep. And then we... chat.
Do I risk dying here? And then just Smith instead?
Because I kinda want to.
Yes.
I don't think I die here.
I don't think I rest at the edge. Wait, wait, you said where you want to rest?
I would just go with no I would go without rest. Yeah, fuck it. Now we can ball out good item. Yeah, bro
Bro, we have eight potions. Yeah, I agree
Okay, so if I'm gonna just what does it do?
Upgrading whoa
I think he should have those. If he survives, then he's like super OP.
Yeah.
He's crazy, Ron, if he just smiths here.
The scumper here is really good.
If.
Um, sly, hold on, let me just look at the movie real quick.
I want to see the poison I think that we just bought earlier, the power card.
No, no, this one, my trap, send it.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck about it.
That's why you're wanting to shoot me.
We have to do this.
Okay, it's beautiful.
It's gonna buff.
Okay, I'm gonna do this club.
No, no, we need to do this kind of card.
the submarine oh fuck yes oh my god
did I just troll not in drill bang and then poison no blade dance though can't
the young space
project
you won't get one shot you're fine
holy potions
i wouldn't need to uh...
but it's a bit
uh...
whenever you drop card return to the dollar means
we want to think
because it's a good thing
it's a little bit of the power card
Probably defend just in case
No no no, he doesn't attack, he only buffs himself
Uh, it doesn't
Oh, that's a-
Oh!
Now watch Outbred go crazy!
18
Bang! 500 and 7
Holy shit
this is gonna hurt bad though oh and then you duplicate or on the turn that you do
the I think I draw here shivix off I think I need to draw here for sure or
skill nice good good no matter bang bang bang okay bad oh I overblocked the
accidents okay though neutralize will have that a lot because of weak late dance
late dance follow through and then block I get plating as well which means
11 so 4 damage only pure. Yeah that was so fun. Untouchable. No. I have to. Wait. On.
Just turn your next car and play the initial timer.
Yeah, that might be... I don't know if you...
Maybe I'll fall through?
Maybe I'll fall through?
Okay, okay.
I think I do skill pot first.
Read the boss, then I'm gonna read the boss.
The first time there's no abuse, it's 150 below.
It becomes stunned and loses all that strength then.
Oh, so you just gotta get to 150.
Yeah.
Hold on.
definitely skill-botan first. Okay gain block with poison all enemies. Not bad!
And this then this and that. Good! Super good! Wait no you get stunned so I didn't
have the block. Oh my god.
Fuck!
Now I might die actually.
What is ringing in here?
Can I get one guys?
Oh no.
Only one card?
Yeah, I didn't go for this then.
Remove it's, uh, uh, it's a- a- a- a button.
Boom.
Now it's four damage.
Bang.
Bang.
That's what I do.
This is this why I buttoned that card!
Oh, Gigi's in the middle.
and then duplicator hold on i don't even i don't even know what we need to do
that i think we just tank here bang
bang easy bang like two
uh dylan is best gotten a game probably i'm almost
Let's cut your hand it nice under the double damage
job
Weak enemies like double. Oh my god. That was well
But the adrenaline is too strong though you upgrade adrenaline. It's gonna get you can it's gonna get I dude
Chatties are all good
Adrenaline is always a mess. I like that. It's on the other game because look we get to like people
What when we go to the next thing you know me?
replace the Act 2 map with a single spathet while I do that.
As a result of your next turn exhaust top card and drop isle and get my strength in.
Exhaust your top card of your drop isle.
You're saying 3 is best.
Why?
I don't know they all said it though at the same time.
But guys, I want bosses though, I want bosses though, what if the pet doesn't, I want to
do three bosses to get more relics.
That's lame, watch this, cook me, it's gonna cook two bosses.
I mean, that's such a woman.
Every two times you're prepositing it.
I think I'm gonna do...
I'm gonna do...
dagger spray first.
Acrobatics, sly on this.
yeah I could have slide haze it's fine I don't even know what I want at this
point I just I just trolled with it on it oh survivor survivor haze
Beautiful!
Adrenaline into neutralize, strike, fuck, overkill.
10 damage.
That's fine.
Go!
Bang!
and then our blade dance.
Bang, bang, bang.
Bang.
Ricochet.
Deal three damage to a random enemy four times.
Um.
Not great.
Deal five damage for each skill in your hand.
It's, you know, acrobatics because of the discard.
And we have a lot of combo destruction.
But you know, there's like a hybrid,
like this they say all of some time oh special shop wait he's busted it I'm
doing these are all good I want to buy all them then if you turn it without
blogging three block that's that's shit it's like a discount or charm no you
see am this is good wait a night several what is several what are the
pushing there
this is all shit
uh...
i i think i'll buy answer
blood vile
chattwee scammed him on pic three l o l
uh...
and or charium
and charium
this is terrible
this is this item used to be up for max HP
what on it
that that was a bad shot but this is terrible
let's do
let's do
discard it
no let's just sure
let's do
Let's do this, that, into discovery, into, whoa, into this, and then we do this sco-
No, we don't want to be discarding.
Five, nine, nine into untouchable storm.
Bang!
And then we hope we do another card with a BLEEEEANG!
YES!
This sub is for Jesse. Do not welcome me to the jungle.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
BLEEEANG!
Do it do it
Take your soul talk back, okay
Yeah, I'm gonna do I think I think we just go all prepared is great though
To prepare prepare the same in this it was that it's crazy
I was a real gentleman you have to
Okay, what are you doing?
Um, see look look because of this thing.
See that?
Bang.
Wait is this guy, is this guy going to attack you guys?
Bang, bang, right?
Follow through.
Bunk.
Remove this guy's strength because fuck him.
No maybe I don't want to get him.
Is this a boss?
No.
No.
Then then then
Survivor on Defender, what'd you say?
Yeah, yeah, well you did it again. Oh very cool
W.
Oh.
She's better than Soda Poppin'.
You better than Soda Soda Soda Soda.
Oh yeah, why is he going?
She's going to be going to the starting blocks.
Anything really.
I only got a few but I had my scooter ripped because I had to go outside to get the
mess.
Drop onto cards, put this on strike, it's struck in sockets.
Wait.
I just trolled our character.
Remove all artifacts and block and apply the 2-vulnerable.
Can you give me another place?
Yeah.
You got it yesterday right?
Oh, that's a good idea.
Great. Okay.
What do you want?
Oh yeah, just other things and burger.
Watch this.
It's going to be, no.
Use the zesty sauce?
Three shivs.
No.
Acrobatics into discard for sly?
into daggerspray
into blade dance
and then they'll die
so it's too f**king easy what it is
bang
Bang bang bang bang bang
Dude I'm- I'm- I'm- wait I take the energy
Oh, just hold it all
Bang goodbye
It's okay
Damn!
I'm- I'm- I think it's ca- it's coming alive
Uh, piercing villain is the way you- how you, uh, um...
Expertise is great though
This sub is actually for Jesse. Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Dude piercing well, this is how you save your game. I'll do actually though
And we upgrade of course we upgrade
Chat I like that I discovered
Prepared to choose crazy though
Blade Dance portion is crazy.
Um, Untitled is great.
Chat, what do you think?
Blade Dance.
Really?
That's what I think.
Well, yeah, you're right.
It's an extra champ.
Okay, let's just do it.
Enchant, and if that were corrupted,
50% more damage, but lose to HP.
Dude, we've put that on the mother suck it on knife.
No, that's it. That's a skill
Um
Like the sound when you hover over the other ones nothing good on this forever. This is land otherwise transform
Yo low key we transform
We transform one of the strikes
Bang!
And we hit!
Not bad!
That's not bad!
Next win!
And there's another boss in the combat.
That's great!
Quasimax says,
Alex, turn into a deck.
Deal 3 damage, 4 times.
Squash.
Like exterminate
Squadron's pretty good shit two hundred bulls crazy. What's it was insane? That's insane. I did I thought I thought I was weak
It's the one of the most crazy
That's bussiness
Bro, that's a goal is it's this status of bread and butter like it is like buzz of it is here there
Yeah, that's special path was so good. Well, yeah
Does that force me to buy to spend gold a pretty much
That's just good to do. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, for free.
There's a visit. It's fun.
Um.
The other day, there were videos of each enemy killed.
Um.
Oh, oh, I've been late for ships.
And I think Vale, Vale's great.
Vale will save the game.
I'll tell you, mark my words.
It will save the game.
Okay, so what I think we do here is bang on this.
Right? Then we make him lose some strength. Then we weaken him to nine. Then we make him lose even more.
And then we only have to Jim here. It's fine. I'll just do bang bang bang bang
Okay, a Jen as always that was really bad it
Outbreak ship ship ship ship defend defend strike strike that was really bad
That'll be fine.
Yep.
Draw cards.
He is good.
Bang.
Prepared.
Bang.
Acrobatics.
I know I did that.
Who knows.
And we're cooked.
Let's just do all for the best.
into a boy dance GGs.
Oh I think I love that.
We have three bosses to go.
Ouch!
Oh nice.
Nice trap.
Ummm...
Boom boom bang bang bang.
DUUUUUUUUUMMM
Easy.
ACOBECCO!
The Goer is like, it's a one time attack, it's a one time extra damage.
Okay, deal to the next- uh, no. Game black equal to poison.
That could be co- I like Mirage.
Could save the game.
We don't rest, we're not a bunch of bitches, right?
Right?
Right?
You need to skip cards and remove cards more often.
Your deck is going to get bloated.
I don't mind that.
Yo, buddy, buddy, it's one of those discard draw deck shit.
draw a deck, shit, it doesn't matter, it's fucking infinite.
As long as they're good cards, why not?
Okay, this is innate. I think we're gonna make this innate for 100%.
Oh, good hand.
Um...
We needed to draw, hold for some block.
Really gonna daze, really.
Oh nice.
Wait, are the daze gonna happen every time?
I thought it was...
Well, there's a few combats.
Okay.
I think we...
Dude, this is weird.
Um, I think we add block for just this one turn.
Was that gonna be...
Yeah, I have to.
Add innate and go for a heavy playdance.
Or vulnerable.
Nope, playdance.
Wow, I am dumb.
He had to, though.
Well, I had to, because it was gonna be a big hit-race.
Call us through into the knife trap.
Yeah.
Ooh, nice.
Wicked's good. Bang, bang, bang, bang.
Yeah, do that first.
Um...
Cause you might get another shiv and then L.
Neutralize.
No job.
Brrrrum!
It's not in the world oh my god max loss yeah, I mean I mean how many days do I have them in my decade oh
I have a lot of them
Okay
What can I heal before that's the next lesson? Let's just use it. Fuck it. Yes
Okay little saved this this cat
This
Never I shouldn't put that first
That was a table order of cards out of operation yet
Logan dagger we are cooked
We might lose this boss
No.
Okay.
Assassinate first, guaranteed.
Done.
Infinite Blades, for sure.
Um.
Origin plots, yeah, true.
Bang.
Bang.
Did you give me a dex?
We're good.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Did you give me a dex? We're good.
Run.
We're gonna draw some cards for a haze, but it's not done.
Choose a card.
That damage is fine because you can block damage.
Shit.
Shysa
Okay, we absolutely needed to remove let's first drop and try to get great actually great pickups
Okay, good shit double blade dance to is insane
We call enemies it goes down to 12 which other right then
then blade neutralize, blade dance, okay blade dance, spray this, okay, okay, okay.
fuck when you get the good card you can duplicate her with the two of you
true yep um
okay serpent is fantastic it but this much of the game this is the game
by the way maybe the double the family 99 I agree I agree I would have left the
vulnerable but I mean kills it
bro we have five decks we're chillin we are chillin okay can we slide this
absolutely get we absolutely can do that we slide defend it and this I should
your head is before I did that. That was way dumb. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.
Now watch out, watch out, watch out. Cannot play more like- no, absolutely not.
Okay, ready? We need to have any dark shadows for real. What about acrobatics though? No.
shackles, ship, leading strike. I need to block it a little bit now because it
will buy some damage from the thing no? Whoa it stacks! 13! It stacks!
That's bad.
What's that, fuck.
Easy.
Bang!
Get on!
Bang!
Oh, shit!
We do it again.
I think more is better.
No more the modern area right?
Yeah 100% you have so many ships.
Okay now we're back to FliHP.
Oh whoa whoa whoa.
That's you.
And through all the energy is okay.
Add and through all the gain energy at start of each turn.
But this, if this is your hand.
After this run a far far. Oh means on one of our turns almost every run we're gonna lose
To energy
Okay, a free power is insane though and it's free. Yeah, we have to go for that
Let's do as many bosses as possible a zoo
Well, we can only do a two bosses. That's fucking lame
Yeah, it's so lame.
Let's go left.
Oh, he's got a gun, dude.
Okay, in eights for free.
Can you play music at some point, please?
When we kill first, at the start of the player's turn...
So, we have to kill now, if possible.
I
Vulnerable
Then do we do the Viscard Haste thing I think we do that's
Now we do that fuck it is it
Okay
Do we oh
Oh, all enemies lose strength. That's huge. Look at that. Watch this. Bang. They're both useless.
I said he blocked that. Oh, but it's zero times five. Nice.
Um, unfortunately, we won't be able to do blade dances. It's gonna fill the the handle.
But we still get three though, right?
We only get two, right?
It's super vulnerable.
On him
I get to check
I'm not even a toss we'll see I liked it
Okay too early
Bang it
Bang it prepared it
Drop the strike, follow through, neutralize, strike, bang.
And then Emily, it's one shift, wow, that's uh...
One shift, well two.
Three.
Don't get mad at me, don't get mad at me, I didn't do the matter.
Just slightly pissed.
I'm gonna get mad at you.
No, he's dead.
Okay.
Yo, this light, I love light sweeper.
Bang, bang, we go right.
We have a little gold.
No, double shopper.
I cooked.
Ships, now hit all enemies.
Add four ships at hand.
That's amazing.
That's buffed at a ship.
That's just nice
So anything you need to sell
Mel is one of the best guys in the game. I wish I got in that as well, but it's all good
and
Low key low key potion let's just go to the next shop. I think
Mel is this shit. Yeah, I mean you're new pleasure. Just say you're new. It's all good man
um
And then
I think that was great
We're at the last stage of the game. Okay this on haze bang
We don't use the loose strength, bang it.
You fit it nice.
Yeah, but hold on.
Yeah, it's good.
Let me think.
We want the loose strength for real.
Fuck, where you think that at, Jeff?
The defender knives them defend.
I actually agree with that.
Good call, good call, no?
Well, there's 15 damage, but it's okay.
And then bang.
Just to make sure I can't do battle now, so.
Bang!
Okay.
We don't need that, we're already getting a bazillion.
Let's just skip.
Let's do uh, shop max win time max win
Yeah, it's pretty shit
It is all that is bad. Maybe just potion. Um
What would I remove a car? All these clothes are at I added deliberately
guys yeah we have a row swift potion is more likely to get us out of trouble then getting
you less one strike it but I did it again just showing all this guy looks sick something
you would see on the side of a slot. True.
Um, apply one vulnerable, yes.
Okay, we'll do...
Bang.
Bang.
Okay, we just found a way to discard something.
No, we don't.
Bang. Bang.
Maybe the loose strength, you know?
Bang.
Boom.
Yeah, we're gonna slide this.
No, we couldn't out of it.
No.
Okay.
Jimmy, haze this before poison? Yes.
You wanna give him a weebap when I show you, thank you.
If I'm vulnerable, it'll be pretty good here, thank you.
Uh, as a matter of, we're maxed out, maxed out.
You're busted.
You're literally busted right now.
Yeah, this is busted as shit.
Bang.
It's gonna find us nice.
Hold on.
Bang.
Status?
Uh, per skill, we have no skill.
Um, um.
Dog shit.
It's terrible.
Um...
Aw. I mean it's this one. It's all good.
I didn't think... I didn't know what we would get. Oh, okay. It's fine.
I didn't know either. You gotta discard those now, fuck.
Uh, we might be cooked here.
Is this last boss?
I
Don't know I think blade over leading strike no no I mean for sure
Well, this is a lot of damage
I think math and we might have given vulnerable we might this is not for the game
walk in
walk in
this is it
fine, it's only 140 tick
please, please
nice, he got saved
yeah, but I mean we're not
the ones yet, we're starting to finish the run
That's great
The start of your turn if I think we want that yeah
You're watching it's not yet like the one on the right
It's literally me yeah, actually true
um yeah i want to play both of these but i mean we found a way to haze this
do we have a discard here at all? we do
i have to discard because i think we want to do
oh no should i hit all enemies for the rest of the run? oh watch this watch this
We haze this?
Fennel knives!
Baaang!
Massive.
Oof. Um. Any potions?
Dixterity.
We use all of what we can first.
is that even more dex and more dex so what like that damage this is to them
so
discovery lock it oh three ships to your hand read just the car oh yeah it's
good because you're gonna double hit with it
okay okay okay okay okay leading strike on him one shiv whoa is it why did he
nothing. Zodemmage. That's not good. Wait, did we just lose it? What? Oh, we can do it.
He must have had a test. Oh no, no, when he dies, we get it all back in. Oh, okay. We
have to squash him then. Get out of the woods there. Um, make him lose strength
for real
Can we haze anybody? Oh did he?
Okay
The forges whatever I raise your hand whenever you play a card you're going to open an enemy
seven points
You but now we would all put things not working like the reason why poison is good is that you can get a double and triple right?
But we have or or explosive corpse, but we have none of those. Oh, yeah, you know, that's crazy
Yeah, but we have none of those though. So it's it's useless
This though if we draw this with a relic and ask it's dank
The question now is do we check it out and we go for buzz again? I don't think so. I think we should end the run
Well, no, it's not great
We heal first yeah
Oh god, some of our cards are gonna be like a metal and when we do it we take damage.
Do you have any discards?
Yeah, but I mean dude.
loser with this exam but at the same time, can I, can we just slide it in?
There's three of them too, remember there's one hidden, hidden right there too.
Nine block, un-touchable. Bang! Into bang! Right? Then watch this, we vulnerable as
loser that's like the order um we want to oh I should have this for first
that's second one that you take damage from me too bad no because yeah we're
Then we do um now I would take six from that
Coach I just do um I just do a play dance
Whoa, what's in that and then maybe a pop up a pop was in
Yeah
Jump
Serpents oh wow what I forgot about that
Okay, spoken dagger
Fall through
Bang
Bang yep, I never winning
And then did you
Better let it um five David only that I don't really need that either I
Like this. I like I don't mind back flip. It's good
There's low kid that we heal again. It's gonna it's gonna soy but I mean dude. Yeah, we have the alien
This is for the wind though, right? So yes, it's just a finish
I think you're strong enough at this point.
Okay.
Serpent is fucking busted as shit.
Yeah, GG's.
Bang!
Like sweet for sure.
I think we got a like sweet this.
And infinite.
Bang.
Then, then.
Ooh.
Not much.
Get a knifes here, too.
We take a bit of damage, though. We take some damage here a little bit.
It's okay, you're strong. Bink. There's only eight.
Two.
Why is it so tanky?
Keep shielding every round 13 armor.
Nine shaves.
10 shaves.
It almost kills him.
Maybe end the poison at the end.
Oh my god!
Wait!
Wait.
Oh, where's the thing in the way?
Yeah, the same car. Wow. Okay gamble is in the same
Each child as a card
Add the game your deck
This car loses exhaust I don't this is worth it. I just sound so annoying
whatever you exhaust car what oh we put it on the adrenaline it yeah boom now it's
no longer exhaust juice I don't even think we heal here is anything we've
ever that makes this even stronger chat maybe the serpent form what does it do
oh we did a nap trap upgrade and play I think we have a good ball to get it
up. Send it.
I know you have to use everything. Send everything. All the way. Okay buddy. Watch this. He probably
transforms or like a morphs whenever you kill him. Okay we upgrade all these cards.
Bang!
Serpent Fang first.
Okay, good.
Vulnerable first.
Adrenaline again.
Hold on.
Bang.
Nogisling is good.
I
Discovery yeah, I agree
Nice real score damage
Probably oh
Oh, we'll use the Muslim with it
Now he's licking twice what he revives again. Yeah, he's gonna have three heads
All right, um, I think we
This are inflexible for sly expertise
Now we're ten more ten more
let's do defend knife trap maybe yeah I think I grew the 28 this year it's only
three though give any potions nope not yet well you'll see it for last reason
okay hold on 30 damage
Okay, remember remember knife trap this for this five five five five five right, so I'm thinking it
Blade dead and we just full send it
Is it can't do you get all three here?
Yeah, yeah, watch this
Send it I
Think we double potion I want to get the damage do it
three heads all right come on 30 energy we needed to find today that all
lord his strength prepared it otherwise like sleeper
well at least we can I'm hold on in the draw do it okay here's what you do we
could draw acrobatics then discard the whole hand and hope to get the loom
strength card which is very likely to happen. Intangible on the next turner.
Okay, let's do neutralize first
Let's do acrobatics do it nice
They did wrong. I don't see it
The gambler on the left, right? You know what you wanted? Yeah, um
Well, not really
Okay
because we use that to get new cards
but I could have just done that block
card it's awful
long yet they would just go for a
blood dense and forget it's gonna hurt
gonna hurt but I mean is what it is
I mean, that's not great, but it's not bad.
Okay, WEAK.
BANG.
Survivor on haze.
Draw cards.
Come on.
Uhh, knives.
I mean, that's not...
It's not great, but it's not bad.
I think I did with this card.
I never meant to gamble this because it's a little bit of them well
Let them block no that would be 2045. Yeah, it's fine
What I mentioned and now we only need to look one that measures this turn is already it's whatever
that's good great is great the next story is gonna do the knowledge which I'm
58 months 27 now um much love bang it can't have a brother thanks for making
people's lives a little bit better with you because you choose more as fuck
you've been healthy and happy how are the wife and kids ready watch it then I
watch this. Not bad! Holy shit. Yeah, you don't even have to walk here. I'm here.
Um, so this turn we can't do shit, but I think we should like, I mean, lightsaber goes
quick here like we would the blood all
thing which I never could be churned
and
yeah this gamble for now okay check yes
if I just got my hand it this is good
I get 20 blocks right but that means
that next one we absolutely kill them
You will.
Yeah, but you calculated it so you could do it.
Let's do this.
Yeah, exactly.
Fine.
And then?
Did you?
Yeah, gg's.
Boo!
But we overkilled them by like 500 because the thing that was coming up was getting crazy.
Come on.
Nice truck is like the most broken car daddy's in this game
What yeah, it's how it works you are so
You can you can only you can only go up and beat him when you kill him in Maxi sensor
I'm pretty sure
Or on the no when you do the thing when you get when you get the keys and shit like that
It's some keyboard shit. Yeah, I finished
That's how you like really beat the game, you have to kill him.
Yeah but it's like we're not allowed to do any of that.
Yeah it's like vampire survivors essentially, where you can't kill the Reaper guy.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I'm getting all my upgrades.
Oh whatever this is.
Clubs unlocked.
Very cool.
I love this.
Thank you brother, you have border to die here, oh this is great.
And then bang.
Look at that, look at that, see that?
Two wins, zero losses, I don't know if this is the end of the game yet.
this is fucking too easy
how many losts do you have?
too many probably
any losts is terrible
your dog shape, you have even single losts
i've never lost in my life
really?
oh, yeah but you're a good dog so maybe you're the exception
alright
do you want a crimsonet?
Come on, crimson, let's go.
Yes, please.
Okay, right here.
Thank you.
Damn!
No!
I
Know some
Yeah, it is
Yes, he is
I see it. Yep
yo, you should get um
More your tennis is we can do doubles
Why I get switched to I bought the OLED two weeks before they released a switch to so I just angrily never bought it
No, I got all by what I'll buy one
I did some progress in RLcraft, I got a mount, I set up a sheep farm and a chicken farm so
we have unlimited wool now forever.
And I also prayed to the mod gods and hyperthermia doesn't exist anymore.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Well, so we're just going to treat.
Yes.
Oh, we are.
Well, because here's the thing, let me tell you why though.
Because the time, so it's like season based, right?
And the server is always on.
So the time when we go and play, it's always going to be winter.
Why?
Like we've been playing in winter because it's, the server never stops.
Oh, so we're going to cycle through on a bad cycle.
Yes, exactly.
Like we're on a bad, so it's like we either just kind of play winter all the time.
play winter all the time or we'd like okay yeah okay about that as soon as we
get any progress in the game we automatically put winter back on it yeah
I'm a hundred percent down I already told them that that's pretty much that's what
I said after we get mid-late game just pop it back on yeah another question
though do you want gravestone mod you know like from Skyfactor you die and
your items are in a gravestone so it doesn't explode and it's annoying I
I think we should I feel absolutely for sure. It's like it like I just think it's a good quality of life
It's not like a cringe cheater. She's only added quality of life shit on door server. Yeah, but not too many because of
Guys
67 good
I don't think it is. I mean the cheap we're already we tp'd 500 times also the items that don't even break in the lava
So it doesn't matter
Yeah, apparently when people play this together too, they always TP because it's so hard like we're not the only ones do yeah as a group dude
Like I y'all I as a group if one person
Remained at a spot. I think the being is fine. I love we don't anchor if you we anchor it's like it's like
Well, I don't like using it
I only use it if it's like straight up bug Greek abused it. Hello, but Greek just don't know what the hell going on to be fair at all
What's nice though is Greek doesn't actually have to get a mount cuz like we just pick them up with our mountains
Move them where we wanted to go. What do you have a mountain brought?
Yeah, I that's how I got all the sheeps
I just went across the world and found sheeps and plopped them in our base
All right. Well, let's do a little session. Oh
Yeah, great sounds good and then we do let me Adam and then join this call. Oh, yeah, sure
So if you want to check that log writer later, you're actually down
Yeah, I thought you went today and that's what you're like that. I feel mad because now now we're gonna play a bunch of a bunch of shit
Yeah, it's B.P off. Yo, it's not great. Are you mad?
PvP is off. Yeah
I'm not mad. I'm just sad. Okay said about why
Because I played Dark of Dark and in that game is just so fucking shit
And there's just everything I love to has just gone down the drain and I just have to get over it like a bad breakup
So, I'm just getting there a bit now.
Man, I used to just stop playing that game.
Yeah, that game is shit.
If you play the game and you reward devs for doing dog shit, that game is fucking...
That game, it killed itself for no reason.
Like, full on of this zero pressure.
Well, it had like momentum, and then that lawsuit like fucked all of its momentum super hard.
Like, the asset lawsuit thing.
So, what's crazy is 69 months check looking nice and thick today.
Okay, I'll agree with that but the direction of the battle was bad too though
No, it's just like it's just like a part of me, you know spin no, I just have to get rid of it somehow
Just delete it off your computer
Oh
Now the covers have been pretty bad at the end. I'm a bit of a deal like I feel like I
I lose so much views playing it to what I have just people just like yeah
Yeah, you can't start up your stream do intro and play dark and darker like you're just
You're shooting yourself in the foot
late game late late late stream type bye. Yeah, I mean you gotta treat it like deadlock
You do it like the eight-hour exactly exactly
I don't know. I'm just fucking hate everything and everyone. I hate everybody
You're gonna hate yourself like a brawl. Aren't you past that? I think you know this already like you're like a variety
Yeah, like mombra
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, like how you not learned this already
He's right
You even have more fun in exactly like you have no fun nobody has fun anyway, so
He's right. I'm having like a midlife crisis. I had to choose getting kids and a wife
or the variety.
What?
You got through your own...
It's not, it's not, man.
That goes because you're way past the middle mark, though.
Aren't you like 65?
Aren't you like the biggest nose in Canada?
Aren't you the ugliest fucking bitch on Twitter?
Oh, here we go again.
Aren't you like the stinkiest motherfucker I know?
No.
Aren't you the courteous UK lad of our time?
Aren't you the guy that gives himself pink eye after the eight hour march
because you just fart in your face.
Yeah, it's true.
True.
Which fucking pussy fuck you.
Oh, good.
Look at this arm.
I mean, you got me.
You got me.
Hey, me 44.
Hey, me 44.
I got it, boys.
This way.
Come look.
You got me, but you're alone, and everybody left you.
And especially NMPL and Tona.
You're being too real.
You're being too real.
You're being too real.
You're being too real.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
Now you just go back.
Okay, I'm good. You're right. He's right.
I'm here
But you guys are my new friends you guys are kind of an upgrade. Let's see. Yeah. Oh
Remove the waterfall. Yeah, I remember the water. I kind of like it though because like pick up a piece of coal
It's kind of funny. Wait hold on look
because they're all stuck up there I know but it's low key funny way I have to drop
the oh all our loot's down there Creek still yeah we lost what they're
She's in here over here X get
Go ahead
Yes, sir. Yeah, I did that this morning
What?
It was me
Yes, he's serious you buy times I let you take credit
Fucking farm
Like like nine beings per fucking square
He proud of me ex I did that this morning good job record
You piece of yeah, yeah, whatever whatever, bro. There's so many that they're but look they're good
Whatever me
It's chickens and that because you could share chickens in this and you get feathers hey, why does some have googly eyes?
Yeah, is there funny? Yeah. Yeah, there's a good guy's that's the vibe guy. That's you
Okay
Guys, yes, how about we we go we get the levels of another swarm no well. Yeah, you go for it Greek
Oh shit. No, I
Was the whole this at all I should be down there with no mop. There's been no mob. So you just do quick
Guys the exit prepares and shit
it yeah but only use how you already know though the experience shit Jesse
would upload oh why don't we get lots of shit I don't know I did that in hey
though cuz we need oh I just made it I just made a key mistake
dumb how do you put the backpack on or break it like really fast and
satisfying like do like a full circle how'd you put the backpack on a whole
hold shift and just start breaking it with your hand.
Okay well I think I might die here and lose everything.
Guys this is fucking awful!
XQCM.
Break it fast!
What's awful?
The XP out of the camera sir!
Excuse me.
Come on.
Okay guys we might have to put the ship somewhere-
somewhere somewhere else.
This noise is gonna make us go crazy.
Oh, I put a volume off as a bad so so we just logged on we saw a bunch of progress and now we're complaining
Yeah, go fuck yourself, buddy
Well, I'm good. I'll go on. I'm sitting across out loud
So you went in yeah, okay guys, I think we need to just put mostly a hey like
Dude
Don't do that great. Not today. Not today. Not today. I'm not a mood. I'm not a mood. I'm not a mood. I'm not a mood.
Okay, they're further out. I will fucking end you. Oh
Oh, take this call though. Oh
Take this call and go next to the fish. It's kind of crazy
Damn
Is that water she procured it all I think he responded please chest
Also, can I get a welcome to the jungle now?
Here.
It's a charcoal.
Oh my god!
The spermies.
This is going to look really bad.
We need to put the railings outside protruding it all the way to the top
So they don't go on the sidelines like this
Yeah, we can just put um, we can make it like a fake waterfall kind of thing and then put gates up there
I know what I need to do in my head. Just let me do it and then you'll see
So basically just shut up and let you cook
Jesse you could be basically useless
now you're not useless though you're a minor and you did a fucking great job and I love you
thank you yeah yeah I mean yeah I mean I know it's ugly but we we have to because when they
jump down and they go here they don't get on the railing otherwise it's please trust me on this
Let's please watch me in this.
Did my armpit smell?
Hey, hey, Sposs!
Help!
Help him! Help him!
Please!
I have a sword.
You're gonna hit it with an axe.
Oh.
Niiiice!
Good job, Jesse.
Thanks.
So I do.
Okay, so what is the next move that we are doing I don't have a mount here
So maybe you can give me a man. Are you on me? I don't freak them out guys. Okay. There's a million silex
We just you just get enough what yeah, yeah, there's a lot of silks is somewhere
I
Took a lot
Well, no, no we've been up, but we're different together now
This is what you need to do by the way because it's what I did you do sleep the night right let it go super night time
Sleep the night go outside with a boat. Usually the only mobs left are the rocks
That's what I did. There was like five rocks outside. Okay, you heard that you heard it. Oh, you want me to do that?
So yes, sir, you can wait do what you guys been an Atlas sir
He's a pretty good progressing like without me and bricks my heart sir
well, you're too busy like
YouTube is eating food, you fucking loser. Shut the fuck up. I want to prison
from fucking Jesse, not from you, you fucking bitch.
You fucking bitch!
You bitch!
The biker guy.
Yeah, that's the guy.
Hey, X, can I link you a funny video?
Yes, but also we'll need a lot, a lot of eggs and a lot of chicken because we will need to make a lot of...
to make a lot of arrows for dragons and shit.
Yes.
Spears were the closest thing you ever thought of.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, real shit.
OK, now let me go to the other room.
You thought all that on your own.
Guys, guys!
Plus.
Oh, careful.
I don't like to go in there.
Where'd you go?
Did you just get trapped?
We literally made it retop proof.
yeah you can just hold shift and right click and you can pick things up with your right click
you don't gotta go in there
oh my god eggs
we made this
we us
you did start it
you did make that spot
all right I'll make a boat for you my boy one sec
get you out
fuck it I'm killing a couple
no no no I'll get him out I'll get him out
I really don't like you killing him
I got it I got it I got it
Rik was killing the sheep for XT by the way
he was like pissing me the fuck off
Yeah
Here I could boat you
Got it, I got it. Oh nice. Oh my god, that was easy
Okay, now good. I think we should separate the chickens from the
There's a reason I don't think so because you could use shears on chickens and you get feathers
but it hurts them a little bit and they heal so what are you doing here you want
you want me to hit the eggs against the wall then look no no here take these
shears and just hold right click no I understand it but to make new chickens
the dude just stack it in there yeah hit it against this wall at the top no
don't hit them no oh my god what did you just do
okay I'll leave I'll leave I'll leave I'll leave I'll leave I'll leave you
They're fighting each other. They're killing each other. They're killing each other. No, they destroyed the entire farm. They're all dead
They're all killing each other
No, they're actually all killing each other like no two. There's gonna be no more chickens
We should fight
X we spent five hours.
Why are you talking more on it?
Fuck.
Oh shit he hit you guys, I'm going down.
Are these the funny?
I don't feel you.
Are these the funny?
I don't feel you.
No, no, yeah they are every...
Oh they're good.
Half the chickens are gone.
Nice.
Nice.
Half the chickens are gonna have to shoot the gun.
If you wanna log back in now and take these shears you'll get a bunch of XP
if you shear them.
Listen, I wanted to make a chicken farm as well, though.
We should have a chicken farm that is dedicated to chickens, though.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Hard to agree.
He's right.
He's right.
Because it's messy in there.
Exactly.
So what I need is, I need somebody to give me some dirt
so I can put my farm right here.
Dirt.
And some Georgia, please.
Clutus, please.
Please.
we've already done the we've already done the farm
the keys or we need it we need a cow farm like badly really why to make what so
we get nothing to make water filters water if you were says that we need to
use the Spencer's instead for so we don't hit them with the food it there's
a visit no don't go there because there's a there's a mind system there
but you don't have to eat the egg I don't care I want to go in oh so we're
gonna just ignore me now. Don't die with the shears on you, please. Can I have the
shears? I'm gonna go sheep. Okay. It's a lot of XP. That's why I was gonna let you get
the XP. Can I do that? Yeah. Just hold shift, hold right click. You don't have to go in.
And just shift. Because look, watch, right click this carrot so you can learn. Watch,
ready? See what I mean? So you just pick up everything with your right click. Yeah,
let me try again. Can't do that now. What do I do? Just shift right click everywhere.
When you're up here to make yourself go a little lower, you know what I mean? Yes, see guys do walls act as walls for chicken for chickens or not?
They the mobs in this game jump they jump up one block things and even two block things
And they fly up to jump so like that's why the tower is so tall over there. I think I need to put an airlock
All right, good night.
Hold on.
I need to get a fences or, um, do we have any wood?
Yeah, in the bottom middle chest.
Bottom middle chest on the other side.
Okay, hold on. I need to get the sticks as well. Hold on.
I need to get birch fence gates. Fence gates. Fence gates.
I did feel like I'm picking it. Hold on. Let me just do this.
You make sure you're holding shift and the way I do it is I scan like I hold shift right
here and I go down from up down from up. You know what I mean? Just go all the way
across.
I will make it a gate
Where's the XP though I lied
Sorry
I pretty much got everything
Nice, we also have a bunch of cacti
They're in the chest because they've been growing so you could do that greenhouse class thing
You wanted to do before but now it doesn't matter cuz we got rid of that. I like that. It's good. Oh really?
Yeah, I think so. I think they just grow whenever now
Any torches different over here though, I got to rock I got here ex take this I
Hear a devil
Careful is this a chicken farm in here? Yes
Yes!
Let me in.
Out!
Out!
Help!
Let him back in! Let him back in!
Let him back in!
Come back in and let him out.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're dumb! You're dumb!
Stop hitting him with the eggs!
them with the eggs. Stop hitting them with the eggs. Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out,
you moron! What the fuck are you doing? Get them, get them, get them, get them, get
them. Don't call me a moron anymore. Do you understand me? Your chicken farm sucks.
Oh
What that
Are you fucking kidding I'm a you're the last I mean are you
You didn't bother helping me at all I was one be wanting him and he's spin-balled on me right
What's a bandage by the way? How do you make bandage?
You make strings on left and right with the wall in the middle so you turn strings from the wall and then wrap them in front of you.
Make a little buffer room so if one escapes they can't leave the whole thing.
Also thanks for streaming today. Have an exhausting day at work and then glad I could show you.
But you can make as many as you want we have unlimited wall now, so it's over
We won the game
It's over
Is I'm there I'm game here unlucky with these uh with these birth rates, sir
I don't know how my face
You don't you don't worry about the eggs. I'm just gonna breed them bro. It takes like two seconds to
I
Wait someone broke the door yes, the zombie
Just take it my whole room is just fucking red
kidding. I need badges there. Here. I cook the side of the way. Great. You need to go
get your, uh, your, uh, your mounts. Need bones as well. Okay. You should be good to
go with all the silks. Where is the bones? Uh, I actually need to go get more bones
in the outside
go to bed
and shoot up
and shoot up
and shoot up
he's gone, good night
good night I guess
well I'm gonna go get more bones for you right now
cause there's a huge bone thing outside our base
the sheep in the grass
in order to grow back their wool barely
wall barely
now
they don't they just get it back over and over again i literally have been doing
it for hours we have stacks of wool so i don't know
the bellies is correct
then it's bugged because it works
rick come here
with this you should have enough of that
how much was it overall?
underground also you need to get a soul stone
you can use my
my soul stone to make a soul stone in the next sense
where's my mount thing
over here
where's my soul stone thing
grail grail my soul you need to use your soul gizer
Quick man.
My pet.
Good man.
Yeah, yeah.
somewhere there's gonna be a soul gazer.
You need to use that to make a soul stone.
It's reusable so you're good.
So where do I find that?
Over here.
Take this and make a soul stone.
And then take it down the ground to make more avian treats.
I'm gonna make avian treats now. Yeah
Okay, so yeah, where is the episode intro? I love intro what?
I'm gonna make a hey Felix when you get a chance could you check your business a male off-screen for a message till sick and vapics?
Thanks
um yeah i'm gonna uh the what what do i use this sole geyser for to make a
sole stoner i can't find it on the craft hood again i found it oh i need
diamonds and ender pearls we have four diamonds i need a tech 16er
I
Can give you my levels if you need them really bad. I mean not really bad, but I mean here
We don't have enough time to end it goes and I would done anything for your any have
Oh, but I need agility. Why oh for undershirt, right?
Okay, that's it. Yeah, I need that I need that. Okay, I need that
Really fuck I'm missing some levels. It's okay though. Well, I use all the levels. Sorry guys
I need four diamonds. Does anybody have diamonds? No, we do now diamonds
But what we can do today since we have mounts or once we get you a mount
We're gonna go to all the towers and we're gonna get unlimited diamonds because we're gonna get diamond horse armor like crazy
Wait, it isn't working off the wall
backwards
oh there you go, backwards yeah
that's complete garbage
I didn't use the load on that dumbass
okay I intro, I intro me have a
them back i want to remove my my eye it's fucking useless
wait i gotta show the drip hold up
uh oh yeah you wanna throw my drip down?
I got you bro I got the vasachion bro
not just my normal skin really
yep yep what's up I'm not done yet
I think we go to the quest right sorry what's that about drip
uh goofy f yikes um yeah
chahal looks hard bro chahal do you get all of the reward is on but he's on with
chat how do you claim all you can put that on with it you'll look fire so it
disappears
are no chest plate them
trip
top left
yeah what's good bro
it was good
check me out carlton all along with your
check me out buster gave you the best pants for it
yeah that's right
i'm built it
hold on hold on
yeah i can't get those
on clean rewards
or yet
sub bitch
sub bitch sub bitch sub
that's what i do
you know that's what i do
sub bitch
bro oh hell no
oh hell no
and you have to go to a special hat on heat
How do you go to the rewards from here, from quests?
Oh hell no.
Uh...
Claim all.
You just go around.
I claimed all.
Wait, how? How?
On the top left is a claim all button.
No there isn't, should I?
Not there.
There is, on God.
See, I have freaking ears on my head, dude.
I got a fucking sheep on my head, bro.
Wait, how do I do it?
Okay.
How do I do this?
Okay.
No, I got a second sheep on-
You click E.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?
Look.
I'm the one that makes a strategy because I'm fucking five head.
I got another brick on my brain.
That's what I do.
Oh yeah?
Oh no!
Where's Claymore?
Oh yeah?
At the top left of the quest thing.
Oh yeah?
That's just around at the mess.
I know.
Hold on.
Oh yeah?
Real lucky.
Not bad.
Hey!
Not bad?
What's up? What's up? Oh, don't don't
What's up? I don't know if I could beat that
You got a sheet for a head. Oh, I'm Greek it
What fucking piss me off
Oh, now I'm pissed back the fuck up. What is that goofy our soundboard? Oh
How no, yeah, I
Don't have to do
Alright, let's do I put on your hats on your hats. So you do the intro
No
Wait, how'd you get that way?
Oh, wait, wait, you actually buffed the way that way
No, yeah, you actually put some some cold wings that way they may did that
Look at me
I am a bull fun. I'm digging all diggy diggy hole diggy hole
Well, I just put both of us. I just run the blood
But put a good one on because you look goofy AF right now
Oh, I know I like this one the major
Nope, oh, that looks dumb see if I had your cape, I got behind though
You know me
All right, okay, I mean, okay
Hey, stop.
That's so goofy.
That's a quality, so good quality, that's crazy.
Wait, look at Mike. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas everyone.
Okay. Can we look at Joe?
Come sit on Sansa's lap.
Ho, ho, ho.
Should I use this one or this one?
Hat storage, where?
Oh, we have a hat storage.
Where?
Oh
That's how you put it on
Should I use the funny hat or the bandana bull do whatever you want, man
We're going to do it to do this is the intro come on. Okay. I want to know which one's the best
All right, I'm here say over here
Oh wait a minute no I could do both
Can we um how?
Yeah, I'm trying to go out there and get some levels, guys.
I was just putting this shit in.
Okay, here we go.
Quick, quick, close, because I'm going to do a zoom in intro, come on.
Okay, well, they turned out to do it real quick.
Hold C sometimes, dude. It's kind of cool.
So I'm doing it, so I'm doing it.
So it dream does.
Yo, what's going on, guys?
We got another episode of RL craft coming for you today
Since last time we got a little bit of a sheet farm going and a chicken farm also. I also got my mount kick it off X
Hey, what's up, buddy? I was a little bit and they progressed without me because they're bad friends, but today
We are gonna get dragon mounts and eggs. I think it
Unless great doesn't lock in great
Yep, I'm here. Greek on X here. What's happening to him? What are you doing here?
What are you doing here? Some great things today. Whatever you got done.
I'm looking to make sure to hit the like and subscribe button.
Also, let us know in the comments who's got the best drip. Jesse, me, or Greek?
Wait, help! Help! Please!
Someone needs to click the sleep button, or I'm not going to be able to stand back up.
No! What?
Someone clicked it. Someone clicked it. Oh, thank God.
subscribe button oh my god thank you thank you for saving Jesse let's get it
yeah who's got the best trip is it ex-qc Jesse or Greek God ex you decide
boys you decide fucking hate you guys I hate that one did I get my armor back oh
I gave it a great um okay okay you know it's funny though if we were gonna have
winter we don't get anymore because we're gonna just get Ozzie and we don't
We wouldn't give a shit at this point because we have so much mother-suckin
We have so much stringent
Yeah, but I don't know it was like it actually like ruined less episodes. I know I
Didn't want to play more like generally it was so bad. Yeah, it was terrible
And not only that I had 20 levels and a mob spawned from the lava when I was offline playing and killed me 20
I'm going to tell you one last time, do that again, I will remove the Proletters in the
server from your fucking big stuff, items off the ground, fucking annoying piece of shit.
Alright, so you've banned, so I'm banned from your level?
Fucking piece of shit.
Ban from this server.
So where else are you going to ban me from, man?
Oh here, do you have a level, uh, you have level 12 farming acts?
Ah yes, no, no, no, no.
Well, I do the thing is I have so much bone that I could farm us like a hundred levels right now
How I got just doing the farm over and over again breaking it bone mealing breaking it bone mealing
I got it would be that much. It would be in with the gathers
Now I'm quick
Hold it nobody can click this fast
Whatever you're all over you you have like yeah, I really really
Did you cheat? Did you cheat?
I did nothing.
No, no, no, no. My hands are frozen, but if I had my hands frozen, I would have learned to create something there.
Get ready. Ready?
Yeah, go.
Okay, I'm gonna look for guys who can install and do fucking nothing, as always.
Dude, you're such a fucking little rat, but what do we do nothing? We've logged on all the time. Good night.
you know Greek didn't watch SpongeBob at all ever I watched it and it was I
didn't laugh like that's why it was still funny that's it's still funny yeah
yeah I watched shit like Tom and Jerry and stuff like that I mean true but
Spongebob is amazing.
We will never miss the wabby.
I watched Looney Tunes stuff.
I didn't I didn't find somebody like, oh, Patrick, why don't you go over here?
Oh, you, Spongebob.
Rick, we're getting your fucking loser.
We get it.
It's not funny.
It doesn't make me laugh out loud.
And well, I need to go out and get some shit done.
I'll drop you on it.
Chad, why don't you just pick up bosses and then just drop it in lava?
Get ready, there's a creeper. Let me move the creeper.
You can just grab creep.
Is there another creeper coming on?
I need to go find some spots, staff.
Yeah, this biome will rise. It's horrible.
There's a blight right here. I have a blight, out of blight.
Get back to the mechanics.
I like it! I'm not far away already!
Oh, it's a cobbled one though, so it's free.
Oh wow, this is my village we were in before.
This map is slow compared to the other ones, by the way. I'm not a fan of it.
Oh, I should have bought an Atlas, right? Fudge me.
I
Atlas
Book and quill I mean I actually did it right now got it good job 21 levels 21 levels
Only 21 there should be one should we have one more it was a cabold so I feel like it's like a lat max loss
Like the ones that are well max winning because I mean you lost and then giving it right so yeah, true
Okay, I need to find a
Yeah, all you do is just a tower.
I can hunt C-serpents.
Oh my god.
I am mad.
I might be dead.
I might be dead.
I might be dead.
I might be dead.
Let me have these levels.
Well, let me use a little bit real quick.
Wait, why is this tower green?
It's not blue.
It's not blue.
It's not blue.
It's not blue.
green.
Oh, I have to do this.
No difference?
Okay, now I need to get a waste stone because I found that tower.
I can't choose it, can I?
No, I can't because I have the fucking, I have the Jeblons.
Hey, you can have the rest.
Ten? I'm scared! It was half. It was literally half.
Oh, I'm hurt. Hold on.
Don't tie out there, bro.
two what's going on he just went up just wait what he's doing Mac it's huge
progression if he does what he's doing I know if he dies he'll blame us
somehow but he's so tanky here comes
I
Want to take us to where he's at oh
I got parasites. I'm there. I have no clue where he's at like I can't even okay, but genuinely though
That's so easy guys. That is so fucking easy. Well, I think we have wormhole potions. We can teleport to him. What do you need?
Um, okay, I'm not kidding
Three hundred spears
300 okay, I only have one one whole potion. Oh my god. I have been the tower again
No, I'll let you take it. I'm gonna make the spears here. Wait wait. Yeah, one more. Yeah, we're gonna give this to him give this to him
yeah I'm gonna make more guys there's two island towers I mean that guys
there's hundreds of iron for the taking next to me you're gonna find it up you
have to bind a button to pick him up on your mouth by the way when you guys
you're leaving bro just made a million stoned it was a mistake
stone baggers really matter I mean come on bro dude shut the fuck up for
once I'm doing my best push me to it and pick them up with your mount's ability
it's actually you know that thank you yo handsome I always call you ugly but
I'm jealous dude I love Greek thank you man is that enough of you yeah I got
more. You want more? Yeah. Yeah, I'm dropping more.
Do you hear the ghost?
Thank you. That's the gold right there. Wait, let me pick him up.
Wait, let me pick you up. Why? Yeah, buy him so you could fly him.
You could fly him with you and you can drop him on the base and have a melee.
No, but no, but we're far away though. Wait, you could also pick up the boss,
by the way, with the mounts, just so you know, and put him in like a hole
and just make it really easy. But I'm far away though.
the same. We he.
Um, this is where you know what this is where we're we're dead. We're gonna die here. Yeah. You get one top. Yeah. Hey.
Don't ask me how I know.
Wee. This is so fun. Yahoo.
Great. Great. Finally. So I don't know our village.
Why? Don't leave me.
to leave me
uh... i'm going to leave
why do you want me man
i want you to do that i want to do this tower
yeah we'll just take me there and i'll just
no no no i'm just getting the boss and he's gonna tell the tower himself
okay so what you're gonna do is you're gonna find love and drop me in because
that's how i feel right now
well really?
yeah just find some love and just kill me
no no i'll play with you then Jesus Christ don't be like that
oh thanks you're playing well nice
W, that shit worked.
No, I don't care, just do whatever you want.
Jack, what's the buttons to do the ability?
Uh-oh, do not drop.
Oh my...
Are you fucking stupid?
I got me, I got me.
Are you fucking stupid?
Help, I'm swimming, get me.
Go to the top, go to the top, go to the top.
That was the classic click airfoil driving.
Dude, thank God there was water there.
go to the top, go to the top, go to the top
that was the classic click airfoil driving
dude, thank god there was water there
okay, but I genuinely have no idea how to go back to the tower from here though
big snake over there
don't do that, don't you
I can shoot, I'm like a turret
okay here
is this the building?
this is a castle I believe it
is there a waste on there buddy?
Remember we need to remember this next night time. Let's try to get a rock for him
And we're gonna let it dark time go super dark go to sleep
We're not signed to fight a rock put it in a boat
Where you don't you don't need a summoning staff
Yeah, but I don't need the bus all buses upstairs. You mind your life. Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Oh, any water any water
Not fucking drop me, mate
This mount is so cool with the mechanic the ability it's so sick
Oh
Cinema gets the cinemas ready
from hell holy get your cinemas ready in all pots is now your time lock in hold on
but the classic yeah I got you ready yes still locked in it one okay
no just drive you in hold shift oh yeah shift okay I'm holding shift hey
quickly do a drive-by hold on like that risky
you can do it
do a drive-by
hey hold on lock that
I think gravity.
I think gravity.
I grabbed some.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Come on!
Oh my god!
Wait, death scroll, death scroll.
Give me one quickly.
Yep.
I'll make two.
I don't get it.
it. No, blame Greek. No, blame me quickly.
Spiers that makes it.
Too fat, right? And then I was weighing it down. Yeah, okay, no, no, no.
Since we're not in this phone range, I'm going to wait for my rock
response first. Yep, true. And then also make sure you have
spears. I'm making here. Come get your scroll seat on
time. Okay, but I got to ask them to know. Can you get
Can I say a little bit about that?
Here we go.
Um, why wasn't he dying?
That was like a full row.
He should have died already.
I'm sorry.
My bad.
Yeah.
No, but the super elite monster wasn't...
What was the healing chat earlier?
The boss?
I was doing damage to him.
The elite one.
Why was the one healing?
My bad.
Okay, we need to...
Do you have a soul still, Gass?
No.
Well, we have the Stollgazer.
And...
It's a Stollgazer.
Okay, Javelins are better than Ninja.
Just let them do it.
Javelins?
But there's nothing to make though.
Why, do Javelins cost, uh, uh, poles?
I think stone spears is better than jabs though, no?
Yeah, but no, they're cheap to make it.
Yeah, guys, I need one million sticks.
It didn't work like that.
No, jabblings don't work like that.
Jabblings, you get them back.
It's like four out of four.
So you can't use them after you've used four.
So you have to collect them again.
Yeah, exactly.
So you use four and then you toss them away.
Four toss them away.
No, no.
Oh, really?
Yeah, you just toss them.
Just toss them.
You think that's better than stone spears?
What?
Stone, you think that's better than stone spears?
Oh no, but what about a boat-o?
I like the spear thing, I think you just need more,
Greek needed more spears.
If you and him had the same amount of spears, it was GGs.
Attack 16.
If he is on me up level on attack, if I had the undershirt lining, I need two levels.
Killfish.
Oh dude, when you play deadlock tonight, me and Jesse will just farm next to you.
Fuck it, I'll come after him.
Fuck you.
What are you eating?
I
He's been eating that for three days now. Yeah, Jesse you want to make a food podcast just me and you just talk about
Sure
I'm gonna be seven hundred thousand episodes
Would you watch?
What about some really more spears he's getting sticks
You're the south, you're the south!
Yeah, we have south. It's in here.
Yeah. I got 64 ex-QCs there.
Thank you. Ah! Why, it was funny!
I have EOS stands at your gate. It shatters the limits your mind can create.
It sees the blight and it knows your soul.
And towards the center it bids you go. What?
Huh?
Hold up.
What the hell? That sounds scary.
I just put it on my forehead, bro.
Yeah, let me solve that.
I don't know.
Wait, what?
Out of stone?
Watch out.
Watch out.
It's my boy.
It's my boy.
No.
It's not.
It's not.
Oh, I'm making stone.
Oh, fuck me.
Fuck me.
Where is it?
Is he up?
Is he up?
Help.
Help.
I got you.
Helping.
I
Chat you think Chad you think Javins
Now look now look at blood bro
Stupid ah now this fears again
It was even dying he is he just can't teleport because he's in a boat for real
Don't die. He's immune to these
Oh
Pretty good.
Uh oh.
I have to go away, I have to go away.
Where'd you go?
To my loot.
Oh here's your defscroll, here. Make sure you have spears on you, good luck.
Can we sleep, can we sleep, can we sleep, can we sleep?
I think you do see it by the way.
Yeah, I just connected.
I
Did you say you can always to be to me if you want to not to be but I use you
Another one. Oh
Oh great. You already died. Don't use that. No, you just died. Oh
My god. Yeah, it is what it is
He doesn't have enough spears. Let me see how to make a wormful potion. Oh
Oh, ender per- Oh!
Oh, this is freaking Schmezy. What's that?
Shmiggy. Wait, why have we been cheating this whole time? It's so easy.
What is it? Did he fully heal?
The ender potion. It's an eye of ender in a potion.
That's it. It's nothing. I've got an eye of ender here.
Yeah, I just need to find the brewing station. We have one somewhere.
We're in station.
Shadson, one of these we got somewhere.
He already started.
He already started, he already died.
I'm not sure what the hell he's doing.
What's up?
Where's the bridge?
I found it.
Did I, bro?
That's on bro.
Wait, this isn't easy at all.
I lied.
Oh, never mind.
Fuck that.
like you have to do a re-compulsion, and re-compulsion is much much much safer that we don't card
and then I just slide so...
you don't have that many fish though, so yeah
that's the second you fix
I don't even get to.
Uh, probably impossible.
How did he get that?
He deathscroll, he didn't die. He died to the enderman.
How'd he get that?
He flew there.
I
Don't you okay? We did good again. We're gonna need you too much too much
Haxes and come back to me. I don't have to hackish feet with a full line
We need it. We need it one and a half lines each. I could just go with you as well and fly and also
Okay
No, all wrong all wrong so we basically
The whole point was to get XP why am I trying to tell the boss I just realized
The whole point is was to just get the fucking I mean
Yeah, just found the XP from the mobs, right?
Yeah, destroy the tower like you need him alive
I think I'm going to my chase, should I run or not?
Alright, I'm going to my chase
I'm gonna make a bunch of spears for me.
Jesse.
What's up?
Really?
I'm gonna get wood so I can make more spears.
Move back.
I'm gonna drop a bunch of spears on you.
Perfect.
I forgot to make a weapon, can you give me a weapon please?
No, we have no warm hull potions.
You're bound and chopped, bro.
You didn't even pay in Smash, bro.
Wait, it's kinda working though, what?
Wait, is this doing great?
Great.
Oh, man.
I need one of these.
Oh, but it has to go back to me.
Ow!
Wait, what?
I don't understand it.
If you die on purpose, in a nice hole,
I can give you a death scroll when you come back.
Okay.
get the loot you need. Okay, true. Okay, true. This guy has a pickaxe and he pickaxes the way in.
Um, should I do that? Yeah, just go on like a nice hole.
Oh, no, I can crack it.
Okay, I have your depth score just oh, no, no, no, no, I'm burning to my side there is
I need a weapon to do it.
That's bad.
What's your name?
Well, you don't have the melee weapon or anything, so you're in a really bad spot.
Now, and the zombies aren't going to de-spawn.
That's where all your loot is.
You would have to come to me.
I just don't, not even a chance to try to know where you're at.
one more don't have it you have a super secret way of doing it wait I have it
hold up wait let me cut do we have a work we have a work hold on let me cut
What do I put in a brewing stand to make it power up?
Oh no, I'm on fire!
Place powder.
Is there any iron dress?
No.
We spent it all on the armor.
Is there any eye address?
Yeah.
We spent it all on the armor.
Where's that eye camber?
Okay, what do you need, X? I'm gonna be...
You want me or X in Greek?
Oh, I need... Bro, I need heals.
A weapon. Make me a...
Something with that is AoE.
Okay, go hide in a hole.
No. I'm good. I'm I'm good.
Hey, what does AoE? I don't know.
Um, I like I like a.
So what do I normally use a great sword?
I I personally like great sword.
Great sword, Roger that.
You're going to be getting a gold one.
Is that OK?
No, gold stable.
It's right in there once again.
I'll give you a stone one.
I
Have a pickaxe and some block
It blocks long sword
Roger. No, I have Osmosis
All right, Osmosis got you bringing that kill your levels
And then I then use
Yeah, I need a lot of so it's actually a lot of sorts here
I have everything needed.
Yes, everything.
Well, STDX.
Yeah, let me have some of that sucky food.
I
Don't get to just I just give me a second here
Give me feel like when you hang out a friend to see you just come out and get the
Press I guess I don't like me no
It doesn't happen. No, sometimes if I laugh too much you'll have too much fun. I get like side out
I like that. I'm happy that it happened
Okay, let me TP to him Jess how do that hold on one second here brother guys I am
cooking right now you have no idea like I'm actually boiling these fools
You're the XP book X
Yeah, please
Yeah, we need to say we need to say we need to say here as well. I
Need a purple
Die, we need a purple die
That's what we're missing. Do we have a purple dies like I?
Got one that's
That's fine because he's sponsored over there
We don't have a purple die, GG's.
He's dying, he's dying, he's dying, I got this, I got this.
Wait, oh yeah, alright, I can figure this out.
Oh, blue died and red died.
Block it.
I
Can build up he's gonna blame us
Wait
I don't know how to do any of this shit.
You just hold shift and you start punching it.
That's how you put it up?
Yes.
Okay, but how do you take it up?
can you enter can you enter it hold on my brain you gotta help keep it to me I'm
I'm not losing all levels, defeat me now!
NOW!
Got it!
No, not T.T. Cha, you don't get it. I meant T.T. as in like, the other commander.
Damn
The other thing in the game it's like a game feature. I'm creating it. It's almost done
So what was a long time making this what do you okay? So you need and I need to make this real quick fuck
You just need so much shit. I
Mean it's pretty if useful though, okay, I
Do need the block though
is there no mother-sucking waste on anywhere nearby like come on bro
no we're not cheating chat but oh no it's a good one more
single stick did you use every stick we can make freakin speakers no the
spare chest they're all spears oh really have another look
the gear but I'd like to get a waste on my losing a baseball in there man yeah
okay one second okay here take this one quick this you're gonna hold up
I'm making this and I need to put the eye-
Okay, just go to sleep, just go to sleep, just go to sleep, just go to sleep, just go to sleep
Can I go to sleep?
Yeah, just go to bed, monsters nearby
One sec, yep, I bugged
Oh, what?
Oh, they're probably wearing my swag in there
So I'm chilling
Bring your bed with you
I'm actually kind of all good, I mean I kind of
Yeah, here you go.
Right here. Boom shot a lock on.
I don't care if I had enough time to get a whole new outfit and roll in an hour.
Boom.
And then give him this, this, this.
What else do you need? Sword?
Oh my god!
Hold on one sec.
Let me cook.
Guys, I found a weird creature.
Alright, bring all this creature.
Boom, boom, there you go.
Just take the sticks.
Yeah, I'll carry that.
Okay, here.
Boom.
And, love, you have fun.
Take this as well.
Okay, how do I enter my backpack?
I'll take it off my back.
Hold shift right on the floor.
Nothing in your hand.
Wow.
Okay.
I love you. Bye. Good luck
This is like when doke shows up last second
I'm gonna sleep will it spoil me if I put my bed or Dennis sleeping it no you're
gonna have to wait till night but except the thing X whether I did it first
jet um when the big x let's see fix okay let me just get my little quick
uh eight right one off off uh overboard
fuck
gravestone mod is gonna be in later not now okay i'm here great what's up
Yo, here, take this.
Oh, thank you man. Wait. Um...
What?
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, we could, are we fucking dead ass?
Wait, what happened?
Wait, what?
Yo, yo, I asked for a fucking Ivan Greatsword, I get a stone longsword, you fucker.
We have no iron. So you want me to go mine real quick too?
Jesse.
What else you want me to do?
Okay, you know what I got you I got you I'm gonna go mind iron block next to me there is a
Thousands of iron to be gotten for free
I don't have mining levels. We gave it all to Greek. No, you don't need I'm not over that. Don't you don't know so that?
So last
Also, I think actually
Yeah, I'm just making the base real quick
He doesn't appreciate I appreciate but he doesn't appreciate but he wants us to be he wants us to be back
I need to pick actually give it to me. It's like I did fulfill his request. I give me that sure now
Yeah, yo, I asked for a helper you send me a fucking dumbass like look at this guy
Like I don't know what the fuck he's doing it building a fucking sarcophagus or some shit like that man
That's literally Goku when he's coming to clutch. Let him cook. I need a pickaxe man
You need a you need a brain. I can't even pickaxe. I can't I'm just us. I need a pickaxe through my loot
Wait, wait, wait say that last line again because he's right
Give him the pickaxe bro. I I can't do anything help you guys, man
So you know you gave me lily 200 stone with the decrement that right but you
only get three stone pickaxe and like
Oh take it yeah dude I can go make you on my day right what the fuck are you
talking about
Help me.
I'll chew my food.
I'm looking at it.
Give me a pickaxe. Give me a pickaxe.
You're my only one.
Look enough.
You're real.
You've now burnt me.
You're real.
I'm going to low key log out until it's night time.
Is that possible?
Can I do that?
I mean you can.
It's going to be boring for you.
Yo, I just plowed everybody.
I don't know what the x is, but if I die, it's literally going to be exciting to get
another one.
I do have two more.
I made extras.
Great.
Can I get some chance in here so we can install the shit or what?
If you need anything, I could still teleport to you.
What do you need for sure, for sure?
Alright
Well, I'll do is I'll fight and if I do I can get more shit
Try not to die though
Maybe like to do that a lot
Why is this will tanky
Okay, okay
Oh my god help me help me now I'm not kidding me my fault you're the goat you're the goat
Okay, we need chests, we need chests.
Alright, we're in the footer.
Okay.
Check, can I eat parasites?
I can bring food, do you need food?
Yeah, hold on, hold on.
He can just die now, because he's got the...
Because I can bring...
Just, before I do that though, tell me everything we need.
Check, can I eat cook parasites or not?
Oh.
Cooked parasites.
Jack.
Yo, do you have any quick parasites?
I think there's a few.
Yeah, I have a healing slave.
It's loud
Let's take this take this chest and
Pick up
What's up, I'm an attacker
Wait what?
Ex I got six XP can I dump it in the book yep the other
I'm gonna TP on you with food. Yeah, yeah, this one is this sort of ass
Are you gonna make a different weapon?
find you
Yeah, I saved you. No, I need food
I'm not dead. I'm dead
Give me the books I can depot my
Mind you
Where's the fucking food man
Chat okay, don't fuck it. I know what I do. I'm gonna get some stolen. I'll make a party. I'm gonna cook the livers
Now I'm coming over with food right now, but I'm gonna make you another weapon
Do you have gathering eight because the iron axe hits really hard
No, I have to get through here, yes I do.
I'm bringing that for your weapon.
Can we get through here?
No, you're not.
I'll bring a crafting table.
I should just get through here then.
I have to cook the parasite.
I'm doing a good job.
I'm good except we don't need food anymore, but wait wait wait don't accept quite yet
Let me grab a bed right so unless you want if you want to come and come but we don't need
food anymore. No, I just want to sit in base all day fuck it. No except that
Well, we need to get some slabs. Oh, no, it should be downstairs. It should be downstairs
What are you doing to a small man?
Does you I don't get any it's
Okay, take this then
No, I knew one of the long it's fine. Thank you
Did you make that sort of the date? Yeah, take that speed to you made that over me the stone one. Yeah, I
Am being told
here you if you need levels that's levels
that's levels wait oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
get gathering Greg you good
no I died and I lost my spawn and I don't have a good
thank you are you liking Greek are you liking no I need to I need
I need to go there I need to go there you're liking you have really not
yeah you're like chill chill we have a bit
yeah you have a bit flat
Nice.
Oh, oh, you need the bedspot on it.
Yes, I know.
Unlucky bedflip.
All right.
Um, we and Shansman tables.
I mean magic.
No, we do.
We do, but that's like when we go back to home.
OK, I mean, I'm not going to get it.
Gathering sucks.
I'm not going to do that shit.
Wait, Greek, what you could do if you haven't died yet?
You can make a grave scroll and your attack 16.
RUNCH ME IN A PAPER
I'll die to many times
GG
A TAG 16 is good enough now
Give me your weapon please
Kanna, Kanna
I need 10 skill points, how do you get the most skill points yet?
I have one, I'm actually good
Okay, yep one gathering really
My boy, my boy, my boy, sorry
Okay, I'm gonna go back in there and start attacking some stuff
under shirt skill bang I got it now I'm in the block not anyone I can't jump
past one block bro am I fat I mean yeah oh like this helmet is heavy
weight.
Bombsmills if you want them.
My boots have what on it?
Step height.
The Proth Iron 3 helmet is better.
Yo man this is actually though.
Your boots have mending you can disenchant it.
Oh my god.
heavy weight this table
oh wait in the main hand
wait which ones
no i got already
is it on your boots?
no no
oh no
no we need mending
is it what the guy was saying probably
is it mending on boots?
i was heating sorry
heating and feather falling too
They're falling too!
Uh, I'm spawning, I'm spawning right now. He's struggling.
I'm gonna go get some XV again.
Love you, buddy. Let's go.
Right, click the bed so that you're spawned on nighttime or else.
I can.
On nighttime now.
Oh my god, we owe him to plug the holes, plug the holes.
Wait, I need the buck.
I need the buck.
Need the block, need the block, need the block.
Why am I still playsin' man?
The buck is here.
You used to be XP on them buddy.
Yeah he did.
No I didn't!
No I didn't!
Oh yes he did.
It was way more XP on them.
Way more mate.
Way more.
What arm defence you need for a diamond diamond?
16.
We also need diamonds.
Help!
Mark!
Mark!
Mark!
Mark!
Mark!
It's over there.
I'll get it.
Wait, wait.
No, no.
We need to bring it close so that we can always do hot rocks, man.
Yeah.
I didn't...
I didn't...
Be nice.
Okay.
Nice
Okay, I'm sorry
Let's kill these fools. I got this so much loot here. Oh
Yeah, there's a lot of them. I'm much better now. I can't fucking watch
There's a man who's coming boy
Is this a joke oh
You just got a nice little better. Yeah, please
It looks like a dick.
Yeah, you can have a dick.
I do.
You good, Drake?
Yep.
He's owning.
Bro, Spears here is absolutely bro.
I know, but we need to plug in the holes.
We should get blocks in here. Yeah, there you go. We got blocks now.
Because these hours which are always I can't fucking build anything. Oh, I got jump height. That's so so annoying
Are you fat? Yeah?
Like those
Hey, how'd you see these holes?
There was one there was one Jesse. I didn't know no, no, no, there's always more
Okay, and I did this time. Well, no because I've got one at the end
Okay, well you just won't I mean it is
Yeah, amazing on the levels, didn't ask, boom shakalaka.
What?
Nice.
We must plug, we must plug it.
Dude, no PVP is amazing, oh.
But it is plugged.
I just plugged it, I just plugged it.
But we must.
Y'all need to- Oh, flight!
Oh, shit.
Nice.
Am I going to grab the XP?
Wait, that wasn't it, unless you had it.
Throwing it in the bucket, don't worry.
Okay!
Okay, now I need to go to A32!
Boom.
Like it?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Good shit.
We're actually progressing right now, and it makes me a little bit. Yes, it's all the chest on the bottom
Did you sleep oh?
There you go. Okay. You need to make sure to sleep though. I have a better life. So we're good
Good take this
Maybe go yes
Go hold on chat like what is he just gonna do nothing?
Fine.
Well, he's loot now.
Yeah, I need loot. I need that.
Oh, careful.
I'm gonna loot things.
Can I plug it?
We're fucking cooking guys. We are absolutely boiling these fools.
I'm gonna do magic levels so that I can get ancient.
Thank you, Grapple.
I didn't mean to yell at you, I'm sorry.
I don't care.
I'm a great man, I can take it.
They're going down, they mind it, they mind some hell.
Yep, we're going up.
Here, take care.
Good shit, great.
Good shit.
Uh, XT book fast.
Alright.
We'll use a few of them, hold on.
Let me some.
I need any.
No.
Hulse. Hulse.
I may have used it all.
Fuck it.
No you're not.
Yeah I got a 16 now.
Fuck him, let's go.
Fuck him.
I used it all.
I like him.
Really?
Oh, so you're just going to throw and laugh and have fun?
Really?
Oh, you're just cooking them, right?
Oh, and can I cook though?
Because I could just super cook with this.
Sure.
Hold on.
Sure.
Just wait till we-
Go ahead.
Just open this up for me.
Oh, he's got the black!
Jesse has.
Break a block for this.
Oh, I'll- we need- we need slaps.
we must get slabs we must
make it funny me all right it's all good then fuck you
wait we must is it's aura it's what it is it's freaking aura
It's literally my thing.
What the fuck are you doing?
Killing a Skellington.
Can we get slabs though?
No.
I can't make any of that.
Oh my god.
Oh no!
Wait, is my friend with blight?
Yep.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, we'll move and let me machine gun.
Here I go.
Watch out.
Oh my god.
oh my god oh my god oh my god
holy mock mock mock mock
down on floor
I need my spears
oh your spear that's how it is
Alice Spears us we
I need blood I need blood
no you're just gonna shift up every single one
Guys, we need to plug the holes! There's so many of them!
We're dead! We're good! We're good!
No we're not! No we're not!
We're fucked! We're fucked!
Down!
Why is my body doing nothing here? My body?
Yo, yo.
Tell the police.
aggressive it's okay I get like you know I have so much fucking dog shit
enjoy it's disgusting like it's hard to just play the game you know I went to
special like us yeah we know we're just a great way to actually lagging actually
lagging you're lagging it's like really bad
What do you mean?
You're lagging?
You're lagging.
Don't, don't, don't.
Lock out.
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Yo, what is your problem?
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Fucking loser, shut the fuck up.
What is he talking about?
You're lagging.
And in what sense though?
Oh my god, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god this guy and now we can't sleep
Hold on
Here we go, of course. Oh, yeah, did it work out? Yeah, hold on
Hello click again
guys we can't go to bed open this thing let's go no no we can't you can
took one damage log out like I can sleep I can do it don't come in don't come in
like I got one shot in it log log now you guys are useless you guys are
fucking goddamn useless on dogs says you you go quick we have we must go quick
and there's a blight we must we must open the door shut your mouth yelling
every day I hate drink more by the way I'm not kidding wait wait where's the
words you don't hate me we have no words guys we gotta go love the book is
He's gonna fall on the ground!
No, but my whole body is like ripped up to shreds. I need a crafting table.
Fuck it, 1G.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I
That's how
Well, it looks outside are you serious sex
But where's the play though
Guys?
Cam healed. I was just full healing.
Alright.
Where's the blight?
We went to sleep to be fair, maybe if you spawned.
No, man. It died to the sunlight, dude.
Oh, I need this sleep.
Dude, disconnect, disconnect it, dude.
Like, holy fucking shit he has to lock in by a snap.
Losing 1000 x meter because of some stupid shit he has to do.
Here, take this.
That should be an asshole.
Hey, do you really mean it when you say you hate me?
Yeah.
I wish I didn't.
Why?
Why?
When Rick speaks, my brain self-destructs.
Am I the only person that has this problem?
right he's right
it
up up up up up
we talk my penis gets up
up up up up
nine xp
I got nine xp. Guys pick up the spears, pick up the spears.
Ace.
Does anybody have the book on them?
X do you have a book?
Yes.
I have nine xp on me, kuh.
Come here.
Underground, underground.
I'm a fucking ground, mate.
I'm a fucking ground.
I killed him, I killed him off.
Okay, now we have to pick out those O-weins.
Oh, behind us, behind us!
Great!
More tight, more tight!
More tight!
Yeah, we are.
Close the bug, close the bug, close the bug!
Great bug!
Yep.
Undergrounded.
Some fucking ground me pick it up
We are getting so much XP. It's it's insane like we are so rich. We are rich
We
It's we I've been playing the book. I remember that later. I've been put it in the book
I
Don't you see you're plugging hot now you're plugging. I just bought two holes. Yo, you are the plugger
the plug
My whole screen is just my whole room is red. I'm just letting you know. Yeah. Yeah, it's all good man. We know
When I oh
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. One of these guys, they're gonna web you. They web you. They web you.
Stay behind me. They web you. You need to do slabs for the spiders. The spiders will
go through. I killed them all. I killed them all. There's always more. There's always
more. There's always more. What would you like us to do next, Master? Master.
They are all dead now, master.
What are your next four days, master?
Seven XP, master.
Do they want a sign, master?
Maybe eat now, master.
We are tired, master.
To eat burjans.
Come here, come here.
Bucky.
Bucky had to plug this up city and bring it up.
Locate up
Guys guys guys on the ground actually done
My fur can I use it all?
Okay, so how do we kill the last boss though? He's gonna snap our heads off. No
Let me get it. Oh, no, if he's in range he doesn't bump you right if you made a ranger
Oh, no, we spear if I got him
You just all the levels just letting you guys know don't be mad. I needed it. Wait, what my agility
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Oh my god, a little one, a Tyler 1 zombie, watch out, one in one through, log, log!
I have no more blocks.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
show at nine XP book now book book
Why are they so smart
I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!
There's no more time to band it!
Fucking bitch, I'm a breakfast croc!
I'm here! I'm here!
Is there anything I'm allowed to do here?
Quick, quick, quick!
I'm sorry! I mean, I'm sorry!
We hate you, buddy!
Fuck!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Oh wow. Yeah that's too far dude because sometimes I have issues with my aim. Does anybody have
a loose butt sometimes? Yeah. Hey listen, I'm going to stress something very personal.
Because I was fat was when I got skinny my butt hole got loose and it hasn't been tight
since the incident. You gotta try kegling bro. That's what we're
I have been scru-
Oh, excuse me.
Yeah, we just- we've been kegging, so...
Chad, is there a chain to that?
Uh, do you have my loot?
Why, you're not here?
Yeah, no shit.
Building, they're building!
I'm gonna block it.
I'm gonna- I'm fucked!
You must go down!
I died, if we must-
I died! No!
No, we can't lose that!
Everybody back in!
Don't worry, I'll clutch it.
Let's go.
Come with me.
I died.
What the?
Drop me!
Okay, it's in here.
Go and eat!
Yes!
Yes, is he?
Yes!
Let's go.
What wait?
Wait, wait, you're cooking.
Were you, were you screaming all night?
You swimmed!
Go back down.
Okay, we're safe.
Let's go.
But you swimmed all night!
Yeah, I've been screaming.
That's what I do.
I need a weapon.
Here, take this one.
I can't jump!
I was lucky, Aura.
I got her and I was holding it in.
I can't jump!
He hurts me when I... that's it.
Come on, Perk, let's go.
Let's get his ass!
Get the fuck out of here!
No, okay, drop him, drop him down. Drop him. Drop him.
Drop him.
Bang! Bang!
Watch out! Spinter!
I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh my god. Oh my god. Watch out. He's a handle.
Jesse! Boom! Yes!
No! Um. Ah!
Wait, this is fucked. Wait, we're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. Get the book! The book! The book! The book!
Wait, spawn your mount. Do the same.
Okay.
Turns out quite a bit.
all the creepers in this bobbled my head
I said hold on there's a bum in here that's a superior leader
no no no I'll do the shudder some of these guys have our items
There's it.
He's there.
Go.
Go.
Try it.
They're in our base.
Can you cook up and start dragging?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll podge them off of you.
Go.
Nice.
Grab me.
Put me where I need to be.
Now!
Come on!
Ready?
Yep.
where I need to be.
Now!
Come on.
Ready?
Yep.
Pick me up.
I've got me out.
Yes!
What?
What?
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, midair catch.
I got nothing.
Oh, I'm dead again.
It's below, it's below, okay.
Here we go.
Wait, is that a blindness?
No!
Um...
I just missed it because it was dying.
Guys, the book's gonna keep on knockin' it. Like, the book is crazy. We need the book.
I didn't get book. I did knock your book.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna at least make it like, uh, um...
Are you shitting me?
He's low. Guys, the boss is low. The boss is low.
I died to a Benchy.
I died to a Benchy.
Are we liking it? No what I've heard it
Summoned Summon timer
Perhaps no, it's not it's not
It's bugged
It's bugged it's bugged guys. We guys we need to get the book like this. I'm not kidding. This is bad
I reset the arena reset some other loot top bar
This is so bad
What what I spend it like a more I stomach a moron
I'm pretty sure I just reset the timer of the book
How I'll show you like 75% I'm pretty sure that it that or it was like an enchanted book. You know what I mean
We must go we must go we must
The big animal guy we have to punch him to death we have to punch him let's punch him
This bunch of...
I died on the stairs with everything.
Yes, he's got his one shot. Why don't you just kill him?
Uh, just because of the book.
The bookie.
You're scaring me about the book.
He's one of us in the book.
He's yesterday.
It's loaded.
It's like he's like 28.
Okay, okay.
He's low.
He's low.
You must go punch him in the fucking face, man.
Oh, fuck!
Oh!
Oh!
They're guarding it now, they're guarding it.
I gotta bring a weapon or something, bro.
I got it!
I have my rocker!
I have my rocker!
Okay, come with me or pick me up.
The book!
I'll rock.
Nah, I rock.
Let's go.
What the?
Hello?
Shit, they picked you up.
Oh, sorry.
Go, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Go quick!
It's this bomb, it's this bomb I think.
No, it's on the stairs, go to the stairs, trust.
I, I, I can't...
What?
I think I got it. I think I presented it. I can't tell. I can't tell.
He killed my fucking bird.
Bitch.
This guy's 1 HP. I killed him. I got all the HP. I got a level down. I'm sorry. I'm leveling. It's 20 levels.
Where's my boy? Where's my boy?
My boy!
Come here, come here, come here!
Down here? You didn't craft?
Hold on! Come get me!
No, hold on! I need to get this boy! I need to get the bunker!
Seriously, did you get the bunker?
I have not seen the bunker now.
It's over. It's over. It's over. I don't want my deer. I'll put that in the chest, but with the book though
No
Code red respawns are done bomb. We're gonna drop on them
Okay, that's bad. Is that a last life walking?
Is he holding the book I take a zombie is holding a book. No not on the ball
me see is that not what I just saw I can't it's over me it's over me I'm I'm I'm I'm
All sides, sides, I'm out.
I'm all sides, I'm out!
Where's my boy?
He died. It's okay.
Wait, me and Greek low-key took our time and killed everything.
Sofra Vane.
No book.
Guys, I'm the response. I'm come and then
Help me Greek yo yo yo
Low-key who need the comms there, man. We need to punch the fucking bitch ass
What the fuck is this that a reason I'm dead again. This is cropped man
That I could I don't see block
Yeah, it's job, it's job, it's over yeah, no book it's never been more job than this
How did the beds get destroyed?
Uh, a creeper spawned on the side of the fucking building.
As I came out, he instantly blew up there, literally, zero kind of play.
Oh, my, my bed's still alive.
Yeah, we have one dead left.
Can you give me the...
Russell Jabba walk?
Really, beds.
Is that a new one?
He's got claws for hands.
I mean, it's jovage.
I mean, it's having more joveness.
How do we, how do you even get the book in the first place?
It's easy to make. It's just it's loaded.
Stay time. Hold up.
Let me cut.
Let me die, man!
I found a uh, Waston.
I- I generally don't know what just happened to- I- that- that broke my heart, lookie.
What are the odds of this thing happening?
Like, like, literally?
Like, I can't catch a fucking break.
Of- of course.
Wait, the Waston is fucking gone.
I mean, is this a joke?
What the fuck is- Hello?
Yep.
It's Jove.
Yep, Jovey.
Umm...
Yeah, jubber.
Advance!
Is that good?
Wait, is that actually a bitch or another?
Power 5.
Fortune 3.
Guys, I'm getting these books that are like all match wins on God.
It's a tome?
Wait, a tome? That means I can just click it and it...
I don't even have to do the levels, right?
I
Everybody's saying don't die by the way
That is max I need to find something out of you. I need to find my way out of here
Like I got a name in my pockets. It's busted shit
What is it exactly power five tome and some fortune shit like it's busted shit
What does a term do?
You apply to knight and franchise.
Oh, this makes a five out of six?
Oh, add an ounce.
Oh, shit.
From four to a five.
Just feel the troll of my bare hands
Earlier when we had the kill the the triple star a guy with our hands. He was one HP
We had no calls it was terrible
That's my that place is max when I think I just found a temple place with just like a million mob spoilers
Max when it's a little different look like a village village village
Apparently that place is in Saint Lou. Oh my god guys. A village with an underwater tower dungeon.
Okay GG GG GG. Max won it. Max won it. Max won it. Max achieved it.
Where's the waste stone? Dosh darn it.
Um, yo, do I have a problem with my brain?
They just sent me in right now.
Yes.
Big time.
Well, if you do tell us for loot.
Big time.
That shit has cranked up, my guy.
Wait, no waystones?
No, there's always a way to get in the village.
Oh my god!
Uh, guys, there's a dra- what is that?
Oh, they spawn in sometimes, yeah, the dusters.
No, it's like a purple, like, water dragon.
A water balloon?
Yeah, a water balloon, classic.
Sea serpent. It's a sea serpent.
It's in a gazebo?
Oh, yeah, those are those they I mean they're they're in crevice or they won actually want to
You found a kazoobee
Can I have a filter here? Oh wow beautiful this is
Blight blight
I'm not a village, not a village, but it's a blight, though, guys, I know how to get
to the tower.
I really want to get the blight though, chat.
It's right next to swamps where we were at just so you know, I know how to get there.
Thank you for acknowledging me, great chat.
I brought back all the way.
What if I pick it up though?
he hit me from the bottom of me I just found a new place called Rackin' Edd
Rackin' Edd. Good shit, great. Yeah. Okay, oh get away still and then I'll do it. Very good.
I get by these spawnliners, to be honest. Oh, it killed me, the sea serpent. Oh, oh, oh, oh, good, good, good.
What?
It's not even in the sea.
Why are you still where?
Why are you still?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, you scared the shit out of me.
Okay, I can hear with the massive books.
Okay, ultramax wins in there, ultramax wins.
I gotta go back.
Wait, how do I make- what's the name of the book?
The XP book.
Uh, it's a XP tell-me.
Also, I will never forgive you for what you guys did.
I'm not going to go back out there, I literally brought everything, like every piece of loot
that was in the book, I got everything and I put it in the chest and I came back and
I also know where that is so if you want to go there we can finish it, I fucking guess
dude, I'm proud of you, nice, hi guess dude, whatever you say Bob,
being rice can you just be in rice please no but do I do I have arrows next
because that way it makes me want to just you know we have there's the only
thing that we need is I'm flint oh yeah I'm not trying to do all that oh we have
Sixteen
Guys you guys remember guys magma charges are good for my pets
Yeah, I know I their inner chest somewhere
Magma does not work on him actually fudge you I found
Diamond armor in the village
Did you use the things from earlier guys diamond armor in the village remember?
No, why what do you mean by that what is it? What does that mean by that?
Loot the village
Yes, I'm hearing
At the blacksmith
I can use that.
No.
Oh!
Sorry.
Bro got a pit, bro.
Bro got a pit.
Nah, I'm not going to be now.
Hold on.
It's got P-Buff.
Yeah.
Another Smith?
Yeah.
Where?
Hey, I thought I didn't know he was dying in there.
Did you see it from afar?
Oh
My god, you're right this always has diamond in it. Oh
My god
Oh
Full diamond juice give it to me
Why?
Cuz I could use it now
Diamond sword I can use it. It's shit though
And there's game diamond is garbage by the way. I hope you guys know that
I'll use it then fuck. I'll go use it wait. I can give this this armor that puts my pecs
Oh
Okay, that looks pretty sick
Now find me one
Yo, he's straight trips. I gotta see what creeps doing
The other iron armor, what's wrong?
Bro, Grinch is just, there's a sea serpent and he's just trying to punch kill it.
Bro, that'll take hours or anything, hours.
You know, I've been there before.
If you build under it, you have to build under a tunnel.
You took a tunnel all the way one block around and it's belly and then you just
smack it
Pull on the floor
Snack down
Fuck you, man. My smoothies are
Check the handles check these no handles ender pearl if you see an ender man kill it
Why does a fucking
Wait, we need one more Ender Pearl for XP2, or else.
What do you use the Ambles for? Oh, you use it for the...
Yeah, but it has to be perfect though. These are... These are... These are damaged.
Well, I buried for books. Okay, hold on. I'll just go home, I don't die yet.
guys I would like at home to have a few of you drop drop chests just chance
that we just drop shit in it yeah we get it coming I'm here like you're
liking Greek that's every chest I mean yeah kind of but I try to have the old
stuff better because the bird with chest I mean the chest
can have the iron armor at least? Yes. Thank you for your scraps master. No problem, no problem.
I think I'm going to leave it behind.
Why is a diamond so shit?
Maybe I dismantle it?
Wait, we need diamonds though for Greek soul stone.
I'm snuffing it. I'm going to be shit. It's trash.
And then also, oh we just slept there might be a guy out here. Let me grab a boat
Wait, I have a rock is only four it's only four
Wait a minute, but I can grab a rock with a rock
Oh my god.
I killed it.
Oh my god.
10-17.
Well, China doesn't matter.
I wonder why.
Because in reality, that shit is trash.
It's so bad.
Like, it is so awful.
Diamond is garbage.
It's fucking trash.
Yeah, it's like it's like half the damage more than iron it's like so bad
Okay, is there a lever here
Gold is silver. Yeah
I'm blocks and I forgot what the rats all from earlier. Oh
Did you kill it?
There's huge amount of arrows.
There's one right there.
Oh my god, I can make Serpent Armor.
Yes, that's very strong.
We need Dragon Bones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you go around it for long enough, you should be able to find it.
What's it got again, Jet?
Um, you should be able to land just bot on the ground, literally.
But you've really killed it with your hands?
Yeah, it took me like 20 minutes, but I got Serpent Scales now.
Good job, Rick.
Shit, bro.
Nah, that's actually W.
If we can get shiny, if we can get shiny Scales, I don't know where they come from.
Hey, Mermenza, Mermenza, Mermenza.
Easy, so easy to kill.
But you need to get earplugs, you need to get earplugs.
okay okay if you can get that on a dragon bone we can make a serpent staff
which it looks insane by the way
yeah empty chest with bird irons
but it doesn't have a lot of slots very very little yeah it's title armor I
remember that I had that one we're back
Okay, guys, read the iron blocks, right, Cheshire and Mother?
Going back to the statue to get all the iron blocks.
That boat?
Is that boat good?
These are the iron.
Comparates
It's shit
Take that you big slimy snake. All right, we have more chests now
Tom's yeah
Got it
Okay, I could go back to the other village chat, no?
Okay, I'll try to translate it when we need trades, but not when we don't need trades.
I mean, we can't do, but I don't want to do that.
It's kind of boring.
Can you try to find an Enderman, though?
For what?
We need one more Ender Pearl, so we can make the XB.
No, no, you get it.
Grooze, Grooze, give that.
Grooze, give Ender?
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
I think we're in the forest, right, in the forest.
Okay.
Guys, there's an underwater temple, which has kind of been known to do, but it's a
lot of XP.
It's a battle tower, but I think it's better personally.
I know what the iron is at.
It's back where we spent the bell tower.
It's another hardware.
A lot of matches if I got it.
I respect what you're doing, Greg.
What is he doing?
He's literally just spam-dying to us, Serpent.
Wait, why?
Killing the synth.
Just killing this thing for the armor.
I'm gonna be the most powerful.
Just get a mountain, fucking Snipec.
Wait, until I get my armor, I will be the most powerful being on planet Earth.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You will pay for what you've done to me.
Especially you, Mr. Q.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill.
You will be my first on my K.O.L.E.S. stuff.
Blight! He's still here!
Make sure to feast on the children's odds.
We must feast.
Is this all it?
Wait.
Where did my armor go?
Man.
Where's the blight?
Man...
Where's the blight?
It's of armor to me for you, sir.
That they have wrecked it is upon you, sir.
What's your next call, master?
I killed it!
Yes!
Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
Five... wait, bronze scales.
Wait, what?
Ah
You're just gonna arm
All this different type of armor I'm hitting it
More stuff
Returning to HQ, Master. Be that soon.
Moving.
Why is this so gosh darn hard to aim at, man? Like, I love what I do.
Attacking.
MPCR. On my way.
Back to work.
Run for attack.
I can use this tie-tie it. I need a dragon bone on my way from block of dragon bones.
I'm gonna go find that.
Me, me, kill dragon!
Good shit.
Me hungry!
Alright, let's go.
Alright.
Alright, wait, ready to weapon or just go for the vibes?
Eh, vibe.
Let's see if there's dragon bones over here.
Let's see if you see any.
Oh my god, there's a dragon right there.
Wait, what's with that fight?
Oh, is that him?
Oh, he's literally just...
Oh my, errrr...
Run.
Would you be run, I'm fucking kidding!
Oh no!
You're trying to just turn into KFC by a dragon.
No, I'm actually stuck.
I'm stuck.
I
Said me into kfc
Oh my god
What did you get 30 levels? How like blight blight
Hard crystals all right. I'll come back for the heart crystals inside. He's right. It's right
Okay, I'd like for it. Oh, here's another one right now. I say
Spend it dead
Spend it magic French eggs
So what level is the engines?
Armor level 20?
Uh, Jesse, do you think the picture...
24. For Dragon, it's 24.
There's an L menu. Oh, in combat?
I thought I had put some level in this off on general wait what happened why aren't you
spot here again I don't know you explain that you didn't make a bed
all right good sleep go I had done that X lag oh chat it's medic 12 be sure medic 12
For any chance
In trains
Are we reaching out Jesse we are getting there. Yeah, we are hitting mid
Mid our early mid game. I can't log in
Yeah, thank you
Yeah, all right. See ya. All right Jesse making you cool
I
Was just so freaking weird
So we're just breathing it snows in the mic the whole time
Dude is so fucking annoying, dude. Thank you much. I was 16. I thought it was a fan magic one. I did one. I do what?
16 12 never beat your heroes
Okay, okay, no, what on my way defense 20
Yeah. Yeah. Uh yeah. Um should we just get to him? No, I got 15 levels of slime. That's
a solo journey. We need to get you a mount. Yeah, I know. If we get you a mount, you'll
have a lot of fun. Yeah, I haven't been having. No, I'm just kidding. I've been having
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Chad, how many art crystals was on the ground?
Iron skin.
It's a lot of more levels.
Why is there a dragon?
I
Just
You just get a balloon why such skeleton in our base
Like trampling our crops
It's a top to top somewhere
Eight bang
Yeah, whatever, this will work.
My bird's dead again.
Lol.
Chad, what do you mean, it's very scary?
I'm not going to village, I see it.
How do you have a spawn there?
Him?
Yeah.
No, we are to look at just to get.
He doesn't.
He hasn't died.
Oh, Liora.
Well, his mount has diamond armor now,
It's not getting one tabs. Yep, and he has full diamond armor, so he's not getting one
Jack are just sitting at base waiting. Also, how would you how would you level it up? Yeah, this bird?
I just how would you level it up sweet? So that has more experience shit. Oh, I gotta open my crash rail real quick
Really?
Is there even one of them I'm trying not oh
It's so late shit
I mean what am I in real life is leaving
Yeah, I didn't order anything.
Great, really?
What?
I can hear your classmates out my ass, Lama. Fuck you.
Nah, just get my things. Give me a second.
You're a loser.
That's all.
Shut up.
How do you get Book and Quill? You know?
It said one minute left to order from the store. Am I getting spit in my shirt?
No, you're fine.
You're fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Inc.
Sack.
It wasn't like a local place though, it's like, you know, franchise.
Meet quick shiny buttons.
If it was a local, I would have never done that.
Jesse, we must get the iron off the towers that we were at last night.
I know exactly where it is.
Really?
Yeah.
What?
Are you talking to yourself?
You're ex.
Ex, this is every time you cry.
Says you.
There's supposed to be some statues here with the item blocks,
no?
We didn't hear your punchline,
it was fucking dog shit.
Yeah, you think?
Dude, the only thing I'm repunching
Who's that big Pinocchio nose of yours if you keep fucking talking shit to me?
Do you understand me big boy?
Yo, Lordball, speak to me like that, I will fucking turn you to dust, you fucking loser.
I will fucking snap, I will fucking snap, I will fucking snap your entire stick of a body.
You're gonna snap fucking, you snap your career in half bitch ass, fuck you.
Here we go again, here we go again, I was on a spiritual journey, that takes time.
You need to go on one next.
You need to go on a diet.
I am on a diet I see some diet I see food and I eat it simple men sick I like
that X come back to base now and then I'm gonna take you I'm trying okay when
you come I was trying you know you're still fucking moldy fat larder aren't
Yeah, I am because you're done and you want to be blonde, but you're not you're not allowed in our garter little bro
You're not allowed in the world. We're not mental. I was blind before these names. Whoa. Whoa captain
Bro, Jack Sparrow. So what?
Take them up with the rock and drop them underground for real
And I want you
Another I'm not doing it. Well, I have a loot. I don't lose it
my burger bro. It's underground of course as always. I tell you when the lady ate my fries.
Was she hungry? No, I'll tell you the story. Yes, she ate my fries, yeah I can tell you.
So basically I ordered my burger, my McDonald's Big Arc. Of course. And I was looking on the mobile
app, you know how Uber has like a GPS? Yeah. I was wondering I was like oh okay why are they
stop there why she stopped there and they're like an alleyway and I was like
okay well she's been there for like five minutes and it was raining I was like
what what's going on maybe she got an accident who knows she comes she opens
up the bags been ripped open the bags soaking wet by the way wet bag I look at
them and she's smiling at me and I'm thinking oh she's crying for I was like
she just handed me two soggy bags my food was freezing and if both of my
double fries so I ordered two fries I was hungry don't judge me both of
She took do you know what she did she ate the fries, but she equally ate the same amount from both
It looked like that's what they gave me. That's all that's awful
Yes, yes, and they were cold and my whole order was wet and it was ripped. I
Was I was fuming mate. I was a fuming. Yeah, maybe she said yeah, yeah, maybe W lady
Maybe she's sorry for a picture and she saw you you have like 60,000 orders
I was like, no way this big boy needs more food than that.
And she, she, she.
The worst part is, the worst part is,
I told my mom the story and she sat there and laughed at me.
Yeah, by half the minute, half like 30 seconds
she was laughing at me, she goes, she went,
oh bless her, she is probably hungry.
I was like, what?
How's that possible?
My mom always talk like that.
She was like that.
It's not funny to laugh at things like that.
Yeah, she said,
Because they're awful people, like they're awful.
And you're crying like a mombra.
She said bless her she was probably hungry the poor girl. It was cold and she's working all night
I was like and
and
That's my food
Yo, yeah, I
Like if I came over
No, but isn't that bullshit that she ate my my order I've never had like my worst fear was like a guy coming in my order
Like just straight jizz
But she just she put all her things she was kind of hot to be honest, but that doesn't give you an ex
I don't care how beautiful you are. You don't get an excuse to eat somebody's food. Oh to do a crime. Yeah, come on
Yeah, I'm not just in your order. I think I did an NA once
In my drink
Well, no, I can't explain I can't explain but it
The guy was weird and the drink looked like it being jizzed in I can explain
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead
Guys, dragon bones, dragon bones, are you lying?
Seriously?
It's a full dragon bones, it's a lot of bones.
I'm coming because I need it.
Can I use a stone pickaxe, username?
I don't know, you don't need anything.
Use your hands, use your hands for that.
Use your hands.
Got to this, got to that, got to this, this, this.
Where's the wormhole potion?
Oh, I think Greek drink heads.
of course
no
wait we were supposed to have one more
i'm so confused
i used it i think
do i?
this is fine another one
it's easy to find it
but dude i want it though
wait ex is your order ever been tampered with before?
oh i have one
okay i'm coming
you have a timer
are you serious okay I think if you sneak you can make it over there since
one of them looking at if you sneak it doesn't see you try it good you need to
Right click it. You right click it. Oh I see it.
Oh, we're dragging that.
You see it? Go get out.
Yes. Go, go, go, go, it's coming, coming, coming.
Blind, under us, under us, under us, under us, we need to get that from the money.
should I this is max window because we have serpent scales
chat okay could I on paper smoke this guy
give me your loot I'm out of here dude
meet me where you spawn me I kill him
90 killed by though oh no
Oh no.
I'm just leaving bro. Come here. Come here. Yeah, come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Wait. Wait.
Where do you spawn me?
I don't see you. I'm in the air. Where do you spawn me? Go to the, like the building. The, with the Washington DC building.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
just you're trolling the fuck out of me man
now look at my screener
just go to the fucking go to the go to the go to the
oh I close the lights
I don't troll
Does anybody else's mom do that?
She just sent me an AI video meme.
Oh no, I got the pump with my fucking audio again.
My aunt does.
Sends you AI videos.
She sends me Trump propaganda that she thinks is real
and it's an AI video.
Yeah.
I got F3G.
F3G?
F3G.
Trump is like a megatron transformer.
She's like, that is awesome.
She's flying into the edge, she's like, look what Trump can do now.
This is why he's in the Chersen blood.
Haha.
It's not good.
Drop your items.
I'm loading it.
Oh?
You like disappeared on my screen.
Alright, well, well.
You're back?
Well, yeah.
Fine, you zombie.
I got him.
Come here.
I am on the ground, come on, I am on the ground.
Behind you.
I got him.
Maybe.
Oh!
Yeah.
I want some of these spears, though.
Here.
Who's?
Bye yeah, I need what's up? No
No, come back to me. I give you water. Okay, I give you I give you water man
Behind you I
Give you proof of water. I give me that place. It's like a potion. I dropped it
It might have perfectly went down the crev- no, Trayor on this corner.
Right here, it's behind you. Come. On this corner.
Later.
Where?
Just go down. You can see it. On the corner of the crevice.
It's on the corner of the crevice.
Thank you.
What the fuck did you do up there?
Where's the blight? There it is.
Remember a really good strat I think is just dying in a hole in death scroll.
That's like super good.
Yeah the bow and arrow, I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
He's still taking
Fuckin' send it! Full send it!
I just found two stacks of arrows, max one.
Do you need me to pick you up?
Yikes.
I don't go to sleep death scroll we won't be there anyone yeah but I mean you might
as well get all your loot to spam fire I almost played that so well it's sad that I didn't
because that was really fucking good great you like it no oh yeah really badly hold
You like I will in a second. Yeah, what I mean like that then don't be don't be don't go in here
Yeah, I just like
Fuck are you near?
Can I like back in now guys away from this all that there's one in the base somewhere
Is it a potential? No it's not.
No. Where? Where?
Look in every single chest there should be one.
I saw it.
Where?
Oh no, I'm thirsty.
Chat, where are you, Buster?
There's a chance it's not there, I guess. Did you check the backpack?
Not there.
It's cooked.
Click in the chest I'm watching now.
Algebraic one.
It's paper and flesh.
Flush paper, yeah.
Alright, is there any flucking flesh paper anywhere?
There should be a paper, yes.
Where?
I don't know.
Dude.
It's just all three together.
I'm scared.
I didn't need to pearl out of my spot that I was in.
I need to get a pearl engine.
I got a pearl out, so any pearls?
yep should be two more chest next to the furnace
I got you all I got you all I got London this is so unfair she walked out of it
he he spawned out of it this fucking bitch man you can make one more though so
Yeah, no. Yeah, give me a shield. Give me a shield. Give me a shield. You need to let him go.
I mean, to be honest, that's good though, because he's not there, he's going to despawn.
You start playing, so...
Uh, we have any shields at all, anyway?
No, we're going to shield it. He'll never tell me.
Jess, how'd you get there?
Where he's at? No fucking clue. I teleported with a wormhole potion.
So what happens if you die?
Huh?
Uh, I will.
Okay, am I swole?
Well, he can stun the shoot at his damage. Is that true?
X, am I on fire for you?
Guys!
Top chest, what's that, would you say it?
Would you say it right now? I feel on your screen now you've shown
We have to go fast man, where's the fucking thing at it? Where's the shield?
Probably don't have one I don't think I've seen a shield about 20 years top middle chests
I can't.
I fell on.
Get spears as well.
Make sure to make spears.
Stone spears.
Just a test.
I can't.
I don't have any mats.
We have stone and sticks.
I got you.
I'm making you XQC.
But it's the words that are the most.
I can't do that.
I can't spear.
XQC.
XQC.
I'm going to make you spears.
here you are ex-qc
It's more on the floor ex-qc
I need armor though, I need armor, hold on
I'll look for armor for you ex-qc
Tuck it 1g
Tuck it 1g
Tuck it 1g
Tuck it 1g when you got a duck
Tuck it 1g
Tuck it 1g
If you get lucky, luck it 1g
also stop joking right now I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go
socket 1g if you need a socket I'm almost dead if you're gonna get cut
Fuck it, Luigi.
Oh, I found a real- Oh, of course.
Wait, what?
Oh, that's the last end of Pearl, it's the last chance.
Yeah, one more. It's over.
Yep, GG.
Blah, blah.
My- my- my Spiers went into the off-end for no reason.
Like, for no reason. Zero reason.
It went into off-end. Like, I don't know what to say.
I mean, if it's a glitch, do you slash back?
I catch.
Me neither. Yeah, I guess it doesn't exist.
Fuck.
Almost W-cheat, though. Fuck.
I remember where it was at, a little bit or not.
I think it was towards this side.
Oh, I found more dragon bones!
That's really good, by the way.
No, other side.
I should have bought an Atlas.
Was it far away?
No, no, no, it wasn't far away because we did a circle.
Like, I'm telling you, I did a really bad maneuver.
If I had to reforge bubbles with at least full iron gears
on it, ABGG, like, I would be cooking a shit.
No, I had full lemon armor.
I had to go pick it back up.
These are worth it for just for that, no?
Um, I mean, did you...
Yeah, I'll never get my spot.
I got 14 Dragon Bones, dude.
Yeah, we need to get home with that
cause we can actually make that thing now.
Wait, no, no, it's nearby here.
Mathlete bought Osmosis.
I think I got it. I think it's right here.
Osmosis.
Okay, on the other way around to this space, we should see snow.
Oh, this was up earlier, sorry. I'll put it right here.
I found another dragon bone!
I'm not doing that.
It's actually a dragon, it's actually a dragon, I can't.
I'm not doing that.
Do I try it?
If I die.
No, don't die. Do not die with a dragon.
I'm literally full loot. It's like...
Yeah, but dragon bones have different stages. What stage is it?
It's the gray dead on the ground, I don't know.
No, no, no. Look at it. It is...
On it, we'll tell you the stage of it.
I can't get that close. There is a dragon.
Five feet from it.
five feet
no no the bones you have already
oh the head is stage four and i have a stage three ice stage four fire
that's decent
lalala lalala lalala lalala lalala lalala lalala lalala
uh... you can make a dragon candy that you would you're gonna love the dragon
candy it's so busted
it you know what they want it every letter
uh... no i just did the crazy shit
you know like the jets are going back and forth to do the flares
no
uh... what is the garden dragon
Crypt Executioner, what is that?
Is that him, chap?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Fuck it, 1G, suck it, 1G.
Yeah, fuck it, dude. Fuck it, 1G. Fuck it, I'm suck it, 1G.
Guys, the ominous feeling-
Wait.
Bro, I just had a one-second thing,
The pop of my skin is an ominous feeling overcomes you as if you're being watched perhaps it's best to proceed on foot and then I instantly got electric strike can kill
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Hello, excuse me. I just very good done to me that you're an amazing streamer
I really like your I found a brutal bio streams. It had been a very fun time, and it is very funny
Excusy you are the best. Thank you for streaming, and I hope I need the ender for like no joke. I need the ender for
I
Can get a free dragon souls on it, right?
Crew claw oh grew claw we have one. Oh my god. Oh
My
I just clutched!
Amazing content as usual.
Just wanted to say thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm bouncing on it, thank you.
Oh my god, Grooze is so fucking annoying.
Pat, go in there, man!
Real bro.
guys this is not like game mode we can do this if I'm doing this naked imagine if I
I did it with gear!
Guys, how do I... I... lower my...
Out! Out!
How do I make my UI smaller?
You do I scale on your video settings you about the button for though. I don't
Know
The don't okay
Just remember where that we did the bell tower earlier because we need to go we need to get all the iron
Yeah, we need the iron is it following. I know where that is. I do know it's swamp
You teleport at swamp turn a perfect 180 get on your mouth fly straight
um how long though is it worth it yeah it's not far okay i need to pick out some of this
though can you pick out some of this no okay fuck you i didn't fuck it like pussy bitch
i fuck you fuck you you lose out me you're losing i don't give a fuck fuck you i just
No, just go to bed idiot.
Fuck you.
Nah, bro, just go to bed, stupid.
Alright.
Good night.
Hello, buddy.
Little buddy.
Sha, I feel like the water tower I was talking about is better over-
Yo, Greg, are you lagging?
No, actually I'm completely fine.
Thanks for asking, though.
Um, Sha, the tower, the water tower is better for XB than anything else I could be doing
right now.
Hello.
Greg, are you lagging?
No, I told you my internet's really good right now.
are you lagging yeah now I think you're lagging buddy
I'm not a fucking snap I'm a snap you're such a fucking bitch
I can't do anything I can't be anything right here
where's a stone
I'm getting hung up
we know you're angry we know you're angry eat your career now
Yeah, you're a piece of shit, you know that yeah, and I just died to agree
Do you stop talking about my fucking career the things I've achieved the things that I've done
It's good that is is more than most people have done their entire lives
The things I've seen
We've seen everything by the way
That the path the pathways I've created for other streamers would have never been done if it wasn't for me
Too much like you made you actually made me first guy to podcast on Twitch first guy to do reacting content and watch long-form videos on Twitch
first guy to
Eat eat his friends on stream
So I go to where I like I go to what swamps swamps perfect 180 drive straight on your mouth
Soldier boy low tier, given Soldier boy.
He's Drake stole my life, barboss!
Here.
Is that it?
Yeah, but go from the regular Raystone, like the normal, yeah yeah, that way.
Directly that way.
You sure?
No, I'm just making it up.
Dude, I love it when we're pleasure like that you fucking bitch ass. I hate you do that shit
I will it's so I wrote I will turn you to fucking dust. You understand what I'm saying eggs eggs
Let me let me say something to you very very wise. Okay
Let me say something very fucking wise
When you the way you talk to me and Jesse, it's fine because we're your actual friends
We love you, but when you talk when you think somebody's your friend like me and Jesse and you talk to them the way you talk to
us that's when you get cancelled so you need to start recognizing the difference between who's your
friends and who's you need to talk to different people it's right you could call us a bitch
house fucking person because we know each other we love each other at the end of the day when we
go to sleep we don't lose sleepers or what he's forming he's right well i'm trying to kill a boss
in prison in this game because he's a fucking loser okay but when you do it to like somebody
like your rage um do you get cancelled on twitter not saying any names your rage
so yeah you can't be doing that to everybody because they're gonna think
you're like mean you're jealous all these like like you're not trying to see other people come up
you can't say that oh my god oh the loot oh my god oh my god oh my god holy don't know war
I can't find a way to save my gosh darn life I'm stuck out here boys forever
Did you hear what I said X? Yeah
Do you agree? Yeah
So you need to put a filter on when you talk to someone
Unless you don't want to put a filter on
But I didn't I've done I've I've not put filters on and I've
Guys, I just found the craziest city ever.
If I'm not over exaggerating, there's zero over exaggeration.
What the fuck am I looking for?
Oh my god, I am the MC goat in fucking flesh, buddy.
What I just did is some history books shit.
I just came home from the Dragon Bones as well.
Nice.
We need to work together on some stuff.
Okay, the problem that I got is that's not what I came here for though.
I could try to loot all this up with one HP and just go full clutch mode.
Why is there a trumpet in here?
Why is there a trumpet?
How do you kill the boss by the way?
Dude, your fucking pet is in our base, burning the whole fucking base down.
Oh shit, I'm out of.
Oh my! What do you mean?
Well, well, well.
So...
Well, well, well, mate.
Classic.
Why is our base being game for them? What happened?
Oh.
Thank you.
I'll make a lot of, I'll make a lot of, I'll make a lot of diamonds.
Jesse, show me the crazy place at least.
I will.
Uh, I just need one diamond.
Mine.
I, I, I can't believe that it would do that to me.
Making it, oh my god.
Oh no, your pet is destroying the crops.
Oh, no, oh, no, the pants like a fucking bitch. You're making me go to the menu underwater. Oh, this is terrible
I just made the worst item. Oh, is it underwater thing? Yeah, it's an underwater
That's okay. Yeah, we got under water. So levels are critical mass see Shetler image. I see I want to lose here first though
Just go ahead and blame me. Okay, let's go for an adventure. Jesse go
you want to see the crazy town yeah I want to see the crazy town I want to
see you you're brown love from love that'll feel like sex excuse me now
okay I'm gonna be TPing you see no okay with that you yeah what's up give
this is an entire city oh my god I wasn't kidding like my god I know it's
insane max win a hundred percent I'm actually here a thousand percent we
should live here like the farm every single segment is a different thing
to wait this farm is a max win though
why not
we have way more than that wait this city is crazy give your bird
I cannot grab the boss that's not it it works
well I have to wait just a minute
he's gonna blow me the fuck wait he's gonna bomb the Venus
frozen thing city
Frozen 1G over there.
Frozen 1G.
Look at this, bunch of pets and stuff.
Over here.
Why are you taunting me around like you make this?
There's the pets over here, yeah, that's what it is.
That's what I'm talking about, the shroom stuff.
I
Think there's a mending to the joy you guys are out. Use your big
It shouldn't be any monsters here. Oh my god. You guys we forgot so it's looting here, man. What are we doing? I
Don't know. Great school
What the fuck are we doing? Can you tell me I?
Just found a book of legendary loot let there be luck by a
but it's spoiled
take a step out of the heart but sometimes at the bottom of that is that on
the level for the
see
beginning
come down here
all of me on the grief
we might not yet
Okay, that was pretty crafty.
Yeah, what do you mean, give them what?
You gotta do the size second one, G.
So you give them a compliment. You're like, yeah, you did really well.
Good shit.
I know what I'm doing and just trust this shit.
What's this?
I'm about to pull out the biggest one in the history of my grafts.
Did you grab my trident?
No, it's up there.
I can't believe it.
What the fuck?
what the fuck you remind me what the fuck just happened that's so touch on it
that's good what does that thing when you mind a block you get it as the block
So I say you mind stone you'll get stone instead of cobblestone
That's really good. Shane is a copper one
Papa one G
You think yeah, let's go explore
My furniture by
Look these fun in it
You just ate a chipotle though just a brother was eight hours ago
Seriously, yes
Oh
Right
And make him aim it's at me on the chest and he needs to aim at the chest
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Broke it, he broke it, he broke it, he broke it.
Grab the heart, oh my god, please, excuse me, grab the heart.
The long loot!
Oh!
What is doing there?
I didn't have much of that.
Oh my god, there's spawners here.
I need to cool down. See any reason. Quick little batch.
Is the boss still trying to hit me with his balls?
He's not.
I can get all of it now.
Guys, I need you guys to do core breaks.
I have so much fucking loot.
No, in here, chat, in here.
What the- this is dog shake.
That's my own loot!
That was my own loot, man.
That was my own fucking loot from earlier.
Oh
Well played
What
Nothing, there's nothing getting in here, it's all dead.
It's all shit loot, I mean why bother getting into this shit?
Big X?
joke
Forget here. I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna get the iron and you go on compass for Atlas
I don't use it with it. It's like what is that?
Yo, you're it
I'll do them on a minute alone
There should be some guys that have some statues here that I can smack.
I'm learning this.
Chill out.
I know what I'm doing.
Just trust me.
The only one I was in the first place, it was just, it was only for that.
Oh, school on the burden.
Oh, yeah, yes the Ivan it's right here somewhere
That a fucking is that a ice boat
So what was it a number?
Look that ship really
one
suck it one gram suck it one gram suck it one gram
check is it a little dough or not?
Hi. Okay, I'll try it, but where's the lute though?
The center?
Nope, I'm out. I don't give a fuck.
Fuck this shit. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.
Okay, I mean, show my chat, show every day something.
Shwold like crazy, useless.
I'm just gonna get there.
It's not a serpent, it's a sea worm.
Wait, it is a serpent.
Um, chat, he might still pop in the air though.
I mean, this is how I get one tap though.
I don't think it's worth it.
No.
He's gonna air pop. He's gonna air pop my shit.
Oh, what is that?
A flying tree?
Wait.
What kind of building is this?
Nope.
It's not iron, it's iron.
Guys, it's not iron, it's fabric.
Heaven's doorstep.
They were mad by the way they put seven pickles in my burger
Seven pickles whatever more pickles for me is what it is. So what is that?
I might be
I thought it would be fine because it was Wendy's.
I don't want to fucking, um, I do whatever you do.
This is heels.
Um, that is not good.
You should have a death scroll on your mouth.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
How do you get an inventory on your rock?
You put a chest on it.
Oh, a chest.
I'm just the go.
I'm just the go.
right
What's the length of that bad I don't get it
Yeah, Jess, what up?
Will you eat a bit of what type of fuck?
Dave's single with a baked potato with sour cream and chives
Nice, they stick in it
Now I get the burgers just like better macros
Better macros
I have a macro calculator, I like, that's how I base it off of like a percentage of what
macros I could eat, type of shit.
Is that just calories?
No, I'm really, I like kinda, yes, I mean it's okay, it's like fat protein, fat protein.
This has to be the absolute most nightmarish dungeon I have ever witnessed in my life.
What the fuck was that man?
I'm gonna go get the iron and then I'll have them done.
What?
Big Axe me now.
You're leaving already?
Big Axe me now.
Big Axe me now.
Shut the fuck up when you talk to me like that.
Big Axe me the fuck now, bitch-ass.
Yeah, here's a Big Axe that's kind of broken, but I have it on the floor next to you.
I have one already.
other dragon bones top yes yes we're good yeah yeah thanks how would you mean
you're done you just go home yo yo don't boss around
says you you just demanded a fucking pickaxe now yo I thought I thought that
a fucking heaven's doorstep would be good there heaven how is it another
a good thing. What are you doing after this X? I don't know. What are you doing? You want
to play log writer? Yeah. What's that? Uh, uh, oh, we did later. Merry tomorrow. Okay.
uh counter strike?
walk in?
aw, maybe?
it's respawning, of course it's respawning
or i cannot wait, like as soon as you say counter strike
then i'm gonna have a straight up boner
straight bony
the one now?
you play counter strike i get a straight bony
dude, can i just get a whatever? no?
it just isn't, it's like, i just, it's genuinely
i think you're wrong and dumb
I still like it. I think it's kind of a whatever game though. Should have a
Just thinking you play like a late night show that like it's it's gonna
What's up? I know people like I like it so much. Also, we we need to get into
remosics
Okay, oh we could do that as well. Oh, you know what I was watching soda play that he was so shit
It made me want to log in. He's there wasn't that bad for variety gamer. I thought it was the bigger
What do you need to play Rainbow Six?
JT tournament, I think the winner.
What the hell, I didn't get invited?
Well, you didn't ask.
Did you?
Ask?
No, but he asked.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Yeah, it took like three thousand dollars before you played that tournament.
What is this?
I guess I'm gonna do it again.
I'm so stupid.
My team is Angry Jinj and Deji.
Oh, so you've got two British people on your team. That's good. Just remember, I don't think...
Well, you could probably talk like that the way you talk to me.
Also, I'm organizing a protest now so that they remake the raw and lazy team.
I think it's incredibly unfair. They need to remake that team.
I'm the protest tomorrow 8 p.m. We'll be protesting that shit
So the cockatrice next so why are you playing rainbow six? Why are you playing rainbow six and practicing?
Because he's too scared to play warcraft 3 in practice the first Tyler that's cap
Well
Where's my bird yes yes one thousand games needs diamond bro where's my bird did it bug again
Oh man. I didn't dismiss it. I didn't dismiss it. I did not.
There's just more cool things you can do in Minecraft rather than just this.
That's literally everything, right? No, no. I was crouching, like more emote
stuff oh emotes you like it for emotes yeah yeah yeah if you had a mountain we
could we could triple stack farm every single tower with arrows like yeah I
know I've been saying we need to get him a mount because he's just sitting in
base it's kind of sad dude he has all the mess for it I gave him all the
fucking a few treats for him it's not the truth I mean we need the diamonds
Yeah. Oh, you lost all the diamonds remember? Wait, you got to put that on me?
Oh okay, uh, Jesse, you lost all the diamonds, my bad master.
Sorry, master.
You guys were talking until you-
I didn't mean to make you take accountability there master.
I'm sorry.
I fuck you.
fuck me please it's been a while oh yeah I have my pet armor I that could give us
five four diamonds do you want I guess I can find it's armor for you
I don't know if that's worth because I feel like you're kind of tanky.
Pet armor is gonna work.
Oh the pet armor? Oh yeah do that. I thought you said your actual armor like oh
Zed crisis to fall in the sheet pet Gigi
Hold on there's some stuff in here
Guys I have wood for everybody. We don't need wood anymore. These are so what oh my god
Materials max when put in your bird bird's ass call today
yeah this is on me about to get it should be ready it should be ready I'll
be right it should be ready hold on me like it
why are we having zombies fun yeah it's not good
there's some like dogs once it should be right yet
Um, it's back this way.
I can't believe this, man.
The statue near a different tower, you failed to kill the boss, found a tower where you're
currently at.
True?
You're right, it was different.
But I think that's the biome that has these towers though.
elite goal and that's why I was at fuck
yeah
wait well that's when we first failed but but that's the way I get the tower the
first time though why are you guys in yeah it's right here right like and the
base is all lit up again. It's actually lit.
Any day now.
That's the battle tower.
Now there's another battle nearby, right?
It wasn't behind it. So it has to be in front.
Erot?
I think this is it.
I remember seeing this, I remember seeing this a lot.
Did I hate those flying towers?
I fucking hate them.
Whoa, who?
Those towers.
It should be here
He's breaking blocks are you hearing this?
That was that
Nope, no, yeah, I was out there was it
Yeah, now it's noise like it's anything
We're fucked we're fucked I
I didn't do a 180, I didn't do a 180.
I think I got it, I got it.
If I do a 180 directly from here, I think I got it.
It's this way.
This way.
Bang!
Bang!
I think...
With a big smile on your face.
It's supposed to be off anyways, all the season though, it's still snowing.
It's just a little drizzle.
Yeah, it's not supposed to anywhere.
It's a little drizzle.
Yeah, it's not supposed to anywhere.
Excuse me, sorry.
Hold on.
Let me cook, let me cook.
Oh, I need to get a map.
I remember going around the dragon because I got scared.
Oh no, the dragon.
And then I remember seeing a tower.
My render needs to be higher, I think.
Oh, I don't think I can get a bigger render, right?
I don't remember what I was gonna do.
Hmm.
What fucking village is this?
This is a useless village.
It has no money.
Wait.
It's a water village.
No, wait.
No, wait.
It's a water village
Not wait no
Swaps
So I just put it in my head
Jack, wear it!
No, no, Chad, it's a swamp, it's a swamps.
He said delayed.
He's pinged.
No, no, it is, it is, it is. I know what I'm doing.
It's here.
And boom, found it.
Editors, edit the laugh a little closer to the joke, thanks.
And found it.
Just say I can hear you having a brief, uh.
Now what if I run for all of our stuff?
No!
Cause I'm looking.
It's my nose is extremely clogged right now.
It just sucks.
I got the suds.
I don't know what that is, man.
I don't get it.
It's Spongebob you my second mean no it's when he when he gets sick in his whole
house turns cold and he wakes up and he has the sickness it's called he goes
to the doctor says oh I see you have the suds it's just a classic okay I
I mean, I guess, like walk in, well, I mean, I guess, I just don't
Yeah, what's the buggo?
Rich kids didn't watch TV, true.
That's incorrect.
That's super true.
You stupid comic disease.
What the fuck is this?
Yo, we had French, Canadian fucking TV.
We didn't have fucking Bob.
We had fucking Bob, Lippon, Shkari, and fucking Carlo
in the Squidward motherfucker.
What did the doctor say instead of suds?
Listen.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I say less sad he's just all I remember now no I know I don't remember that all
Oh, the tower's in front of me! I'm looking right there!
Somebody's breaking in!
Oh my god.
He just left.
Oh my god, look at him.
He left to go round and then bang the door again.
Hold on, Jack. He's on his way.
Everybody watch this.
Zombie watch out for the zombie
You just picked up my thing
Thank
Thank fucking I just went hard
You went bonkers mode, oh that I thought I thought it was um
Generally went bonkers mate
I didn't think it was that because it was blurry.
Yo, good job, birdie fuck, yes.
is it night time right now?
that bitch is crazy
do you want us to sleep?
I don't have any wool
give wool
collect wood, wood
collect wood
that is a hard process
what does that look like spongebob?
no it's grass
collection sword that is a hard process
what is that like spun bomb there was rust I know it's what it's a rust video
last night Daniel S out from S.I.E.S. there's a collective
Yeah, you're lucky like I'm getting that Greek.
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, you're nice.
Jack, prepare your Ome for the incoming death.
Oh, you're gonna fucking die.
Oh, can we bring the book here by the way?
bookie by the way is I'm about to go crazy we have a book no ender pearls used
all the ender pearls
what do you mean I'm here for do you know wait Jesse do you know who coach
I've never played that game one time before.
He's a TikTok streamer, so he streams on TikTok.
His name is Coach Arby.
I mean, I'm just wondering if you watch this.
I don't like to.
And I also play a game, so...
YouTube Short says where it's at.
Great dog game.
This is right.
We're doing this with our body to fuck out.
It's like mostly dog shit.
It's like memes that are kind of like,
that are perished by the platforms that make up it.
It's like pretty bad.
I don't want I don't watch YouTube shorts memes. I watch YouTube shorts of algorithm stuff of people that I watch
Okay, you know I mean it's like I'm just getting the YouTube shorts of the people
Yeah, yours pops up. Oh
No
I do like Instagram reels but I don't have an Instagram.
You always have to log in to watch anything.
It's so annoying.
Yeah, I actually think Instagram needs to just die as a platform.
I mean, they are pretty egregious with the console, funny.
I'm gonna fuck the comments.
Fuck that platform.
I'm fucked.
I'm cooked!
Like most of the funny videos I see are from Instagram, but it's not from Instagram, it's
like someone sharing the screen.
Cause I'm not a fucking liar.
Yeah.
I'm not even my squado.
Um, we were waiting for you to bring back ender pearls.
And food and milk.
And diamonds.
Yeah.
And violence.
I will get Ender Pearls if you guys help me out over here.
Ummm, where are you at? Where's your location?
Uhh, you need the skull to be.
I don't got that. We don't even got kind of the match for that either. It's impossible.
I need to get a chow- what's the good range of, uh, um, um, Buster?
That is AoE. Great sword, correct?
Do you know, you know when I was super fat? Like super super fat?
Yeah.
Um.
I thought you were asking.
Uh, no.
Scythe?
I don't think I can make that.
Wait, you didn't say anything else.
A pool!
Fuck it, I need to show you this.
Yeah, you remember when I was super fat?
I
Great one. I
When I lost weight my face recognition didn't recognize me anymore
What I was doing I was the strangest and this isn't but it wasn't
I wasn't like I wasn't farming anything. I was just literally just just like a bug back
weird pet shit
I wasn't like trying to farm like pogs or anything
I was just a straight up weird fact
I was just giving it a weird fact
like the fact that my face changed so much
the phone was like who the fuck is this
this is my last one to live
fuck you
I've already got four hundred dollars in my account.
Yo Eddie!
Welcome back, teacher.
Guys, I need help!
I can't get to you unless I cheat.
Don't cheat.
I can't.
We do not, like, we don't even kind of have the math to do it, it's impossible.
I'm just gonna go outside.
So nice just having stacks advantages, just so nice.
I need a help.
Hey, where are you, dude?
Hey, excuse me, you might not believe this, but I work on non-product-facing team under
you.
All you gotta do is just fight and look.
That or die.
I was wondering what you would change about shots and feedback about it.
Let me see if I can make one here.
I have one ender pro.
You could do a death scroll if you need to.
My initials are great.
Okay, I can do another fucking green temple.
Pong Kong?
Oh, shit.
Who is Pong Kong?
Can I sleep here?
Okay, I made you a grade school.
You should just die in a hole and then grab on me.
Yo, what the fuck are you?
and you don't die in a hole.
Why it's literally a good idea though.
Yeah.
Because you just def-scroll back.
And also it's just like low-key don't take it out on us that you're just failing.
Low-key.
Failing it!
I have enough irons with the whole playthrough you fucking fat moron fudge!
Your neck muscles have to be so fucking strong.
You fat moron fudge.
Says the guy you doesn't know how to pee correctly.
True.
true as if you really don't know it's it's actually unbearable
yeah maybe go pee and stop being so irritable
guys guys guys these items are dank they're dank
i also add to peace add to peace add to peace and oh we're good
well i don't
oh for sure you can leave though you can leave though nice okay
oh get that enchantment table
I can't any diamond
It's absolutely bad, it's absolutely bad
Go for shit
Eeeeeeeeh
Yeah, everybody's here, everybody's here, everybody's here
Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep
Wait, so I'm not gonna-
It smells like fucking shit in here
Eeeeeeeeh
Ha ha ha ha
I don't want to
You shit in your pants
Eeeeeeeeh
Ha ha ha ha ha
I got the Dibble, I got the Dibble
Nice
I
Sweet
All right, so you farm the table now go ahead and farm some fucking
All right guys, so Mike and Jesse's YouTube so Jesse will shower YouTube nice on
Yeah, Jesse has some fire.
Jesse has fire, mine's Greek on X on YouTube.
Make sure to follow us and...
Nope.
Fire that.
Oh man, I don't know what to do now.
Like I'm confused.
Is it actually or just like... just confused?
Both.
I know. I'm lowkey just like I'm enjoying myself but also like I think I've progressed
a lot today. That's about it. I guess a person? Yeah just as everything like him. Oh I can't
make that yet we need to kill a dragon and take its heart take it's heart give
me the children's blood on tolerance right on the points of children's blood
No.
You need the children's hats.
Nope.
Children's bones. Perfect.
43 months.
Oh, who remembers that one game when you just killed the rats?
Oh, that game was so good.
And you played different classes.
It was like a zombie game, but with rats.
Oh, what is it called?
Um, Vermitein, Vermitein, Vermitein, Vermitein, yeah, that one.
I don't know that person to play that, bro.
No, I played it with certain popping.
No, Pog.
Wait, um, yeah, that game was actually really fun.
Is it just me?
Found that fun?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The sheep are killing me.
Go to bed.
Guys?
On the mariofuck again.
Did you ever play verma time?
How was the grits?
Bang.
I
Don't waste your time
I think great, what is it so I was watching like it. Did you did you ever play vermin tide?
From a tattoo. Yeah, do you ever play that? Yeah?
Did you like it? I might like that game. Let me go over there. I'll get a little lighter.
It said when you kill the rats and then you have a boss. It's a bit like killing floor
but with rats basically. Take the sex underneath your body. Yeah, we'll play that. I think
it's okay. Yes, it's obviously not a main game but it was fun. Thank you brother,
the goats thank you thank you oh my god level eight level 18 sleep but I can't kill you
but i could do this
i'll do that
just tell me one
xqcl
i can't hit it
xxp
i guess i'll come put it
i guess i'll come put it
i guess i'll come put it
alright double click that 5 and stand here
hold on
holy shit our drag is one
you already did the intro
yo look
Look
Oh
How did you get all this 200 iron?
How I told you I you find those statues that have a hammer on it and you mind the hammer
Okay, so you're just the goat is what you're trying to tell us. Yeah, I'm telling you that I mean that's huge now
Now we can do reforges like forever. Well, yeah, that's massive
actually make armor as well next thing we need to prioritize getting books so
we can make bookshelves oh no we have we have um you know that pickaxe you had
Greek that has silk touch on it you would want to go break those bookshelves
information energy I think I think the mission emoji
Information emoji
Guys there's a ringing in and I want
What's my boy
Level nine. Yeah, he's like massive
the
duals is massive
uh... the ninja beam
my cox
have you played with blevins before?
also people call you the black hammer
why is that?
i can show you
i've seen it
i've seen you naked actually
i know
i know
where is the ring?
You got a fucking schlong on that one.
The flapper, they call it.
Hella fucking schlongy.
I think, listen, if you don't see your friends naked, you might not be friends.
It's nice to see your friends, that's just the truth.
That's just the truth.
Like, that's just weird, otherwise.
Like, you're not actually friends, roughly.
Like, just show each other your dicks and get it over with and it'll just be all in your house.
Seriously.
I agree with you
You have to be like, there's nothing wrong with being gay
But it doesn't have to be gay
You know what I'm saying?
There's nothing wrong with being gay, but it doesn't have to be gay
You have never done that
By the way, I don't think he's gonna send out a bunch of the max winners as watchers here
Watchers, look at underground
Look at your HP when you put that shit on
I took it in last. Let me see. Oh, nice. Oh, kill the Enderman, we need this.
No, no, we need Lucky Arrow. Oh, he does that, he does the shadows, right?
Power three!
Wait, wait, wait!
Chat!
Power three!
This bow is better than most bows, right?
Wait, let me see that ring.
Oh yeah.
Mold of shots!
Yeah, let him kill it with the bow.
I know I have better, but that's still very good to just daily use though
Like I'm a daily type shit. Yeah, do you have any bronze at all?
Bro, I'm emerald, I'm emerald you fucking loser
Bronze I guess I'm
Jesse just owns you
Yeah, powerful is not bad, right?
Damage and damage.
I mean, guys, this boat was decent.
He's in the boat.
What an hour I see how I got this
Did you say he dodges arrows though?
Yo
Guys this was good it. Can you kill this guy with looting now? We can't we're only looting
Lucky Arrow?
Oh we can't, uh, enemy dodge arrows.
Lucky Sword?
Right there, am I wrong?
The dodge arrows, right?
Hey, he's in the boat though.
in a boat we should have a lucky arrow somewhere no I've used all of them
definitely no one's no no they reflect them they they reflect them as
difference we need emeralds we need to make more
check why is it a week still at level 10 is that fucking busted it level 10
It's max level trash pet
I'm just about to know what you're gonna get damage on this bow
Not bad brother man, hold on. I'm about to make you walk. No, we can't do it. It's better. Yeah, I'm not this
We're- we're- we're- we're- we're out joining. No? Let's go.
Just- we'll at least get this.
Wait! I killed multiple because it has multi-shot death!
It shoots two, also where's my ring accent? Can I get my ring back, please?
It's in the bottom chest, maybe.
Here, take these and kill it.
Thank you.
find you no i can't you reflect that he let me see
oh
there's no way this works right no get your pet away he's gonna blast at it
No!
Are we fucking serious right now?
I am then.
Alright.
Oh!
Oh, he's back!
Let him hit it!
Don't-
Nice.
Why'd he have to hit it?
They were-
Because he's using a luck arrow.
Because they were trying to like-
There's a buff on the item he's using to get more shit.
But it didn't work, it didn't work.
I
Need I stood on the outro thing
This is classic
Oh my god
Look at what you have look at what you have. I have so many fucking HP. It's busted a shit guys
Next time we are getting one load out each full fucking our HP arts
Full bubble and we're smoking those back
Okay, ready?
Can I be in the middle?
Here.
Okay.
Okay, ready?
Hey, what is the V2, but here wrapping up another episode of, you know, I can't do this, I can't.
Jesse, do take two.
You better not out, Tril.
All right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, let him do it, Jesse.
He needs to learn.
OK, OK, then you need to screw that.
You need to screw that.
Hey, no, no, you don't just apply.
All right, guys, how many, many times as you can.
Many tries as you can.
Me?
Yeah, go.
You got it.
Go.
Hey, what's up, YouTube?
Here we are wrapping up another great episode of RL Craft.
Today, we did fantastic.
We've got multiple mounts, some progress, some levels, and also some very spicy events happened.
Jesse?
Man, you guys are totally going to have to wash this if you haven't.
Why are you at the Outro right now?
Go back to the intro.
Anyways, we've got a whole bunch of stuff done, especially me and Griek, and X was out
on a dragon dying non-stop.
Griek, take it away.
Make sure to like, subscribe, and click the notification button so you can get updates
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Also one more thing I said that
If you don't subscribe, I'm gonna let go the arrow
Oh my can't believe this is happening until next time
Yeah, there's more. I think we should get out all the things we can get out of this
this uh... spire
uh... but how though
leave about a second about a test
i'll do it
do you have to put a week to three quick
another arts
the arts
okay
is it for the week but will minecraft or just RLcraft?
just RLcraft
what are the other arts?
that was not hard chat, it's not hard
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
guys, a lot of people died.
They make them.
Yeah, they, um, got into a huge fight.
Not bad, huh?
So, so, okay, we're not feeding them?
No, we can, but like Greek 2 is tip of the week real quick.
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
Please!
You fucking, you just, I've been 14 years since I've done one, and you just enjoyed.
What's up guys? This is Greek God Exxon with another tip of the week.
Did you know in RLcraft you can actually get shears and shear chickens, and get feathers from them?
It does do damage to the chickens, but just before they die you can stop.
Thank you for watching the tip of the week and I'll see you next week with a new tip
Is that bad romance
Yeah.
Holy shit.
RLcraft if the week- the last one I did was 14 years ago.
I haven't done one- yes, it was going to be weekly.
I was going to do a weekly tip.
I think I got bullied for them and I just-
Somebody from my school found out-
was it college or something?
No, just log out, just log out.
Log out.
Oh my god, X.
Are we fucking serious?
It's fine, it's fine.
They're falling down this hole with a monster here.
Wait, really?
Uh-oh. Uh, oh my god, they're all dead.
Wait, they're killing it?
It is owned.
Wait, chicken army.
They're down there dying to something.
Guys, put them blocks down in there, man!
Or what, mate?
How'd you do that?
You can eat your throats, you take your fingers.
Guys!
Guys, my ticket, man!
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Whoever put a block there, you're a fucking dumbass.
It was a mob with a pickaxe.
Guilty as charged.
Oh, it was you.
X, Y's? Everybody else?
Yeah.
That was a mob with a pickaxe, right?
Yeah, um...
X why do you always call people dumbasses and dumb fucks and fuck you and what is wrong with you?
Um dude just you just you because you're fucking annoying.
I've not been annoying once this whole...
You know what fuck you
Hey guys this is tip of the week episode one so today's tip is
now is
you can uh... break out your friends and habs
now pickaxe faster than you can do it with an axe
i think that's a very good this
howling just a rocket league
three of these many times
so we can do the comparison
okay
okay here we are watching an important video hold on
moment of truth
you know how i just i thought i'd crack into some of my steel make myself
some steel armor but it's not on the last one but it's just nice okay here we are so let me place
that here so this is you play minecraft in f5 mode this is not gonna work is it so there we are this
is me trying to get back in there I've never even turned the button before I didn't know it's like
for a year that I didn't know you did it and it takes you do know I'm suing you for this right
there we are don't get you you would back yeah the hell and if you use a pickaxe you get
the wood back. So it's a broken texture, it's just a little Minecraft glitch, but this is
tip of the week. Don't use a stone axe or any sort of axe to get rid of these blocks because
it's not going to work. So yeah, that's tip of the week number one.
That's a huge tip though. That's the working art. I mean, I'm doing tip. Because you know
I'm very hesitant.
I need to put in brackets updated on the title low key.
Because the problem now is that, I mean, I'm still doing this because of you.
Do you know how good I thought I was at Minecraft back then, because I knew shit like that?
I actually thought I was so good.
Yeah, you're the guy.
I mean, I actually didn't know that.
And the worst part is, I was at the farm, well, I lived on a farm back then.
And I had farm internet, it would take me 12 hours to upload like one YouTube video like that.
And sometimes I'd wake up and it would corrupt.
So I'd have to do it.
I would wake up and I'd look at my video
and my face would be like the pointless face
because it corrupted and I waited all night.
And also, it used to take forever to render.
And I used Sony Vegas 6.
Who remembers?
Sony Vegas 6.
I remember that.
I remember that actually.
I used to use Windows Movie Maker.
Yeah, it's just so cool.
So I used to use Sony Vegas 6
and I used to upload that bit.
It's taking me all night. It took me all day to render and it took me all night to upload and when it did upload
I sat there and I just watched the comments flood in I got like three comments or four comments
That's great. No back then three or four comments on a video was crazy like I'm not even kidding. Yeah, true
Like like if you if you've got like three or four comments and like five or six likes
You felt like you're on top of the fucking world back like I was like mom
I'm a youtuber now like I used to station like that. I mean you were man you the goat
Yeah, I always wanted to be famous on YouTube
Famous I guess
Wait, yeah, okay X don't read that like you understand what you're reading right now
No, I mean I play those characters. I play them like I understand it like no bullet if any doing all this crazy
Great look at that link. She didn't want to know
Mr. Slabs
Oh, she has a base now
is this that's me wait base that's fine oh baseball dense you you went oh my
I got your voice is so cute.
Thanks.
What do you like about some shit?
I mean, this is so cute.
In a way, it is.
The deal is that.
Even the Mr. Saab.
Right on your fucking forehead.
I don't think I've ever seen it.
Fuck, it's just like me.
No, not that.
This.
Watch that, though.
Yeah, watch that.
Watch that.
Right on your fucking
He's like four views from some reason right under your fucking forehead!
Nobody gets in your chat, but nobody gets in.
I
Because the bits were on his forehead. I think this is where are they?
Hey guys, I got like episode 8. Yeah, yeah, classic and since last time I got this
And let me just go over some updates that went over that occurred
22a
The horses now make noise
So the villagers actually they make a galloping noise, and they also make I really don't want to hurt them, but
Make that noise, and they also make a
They also makes a
noise like a
Kind of like a kind of like a cow. It's kind of a little bit different. I haven't been playing in a while. So I'm
So confused on where my house will be
so and I don't want to lose my horsey is he a sexy what that okay I could break
get out get out get out never mind
that because well that how does it go that house is hard
maybe make an extra shelf minecraft seems too much more like what the
You didn't bother putting a wall?
The chest is the wall?
Do I have any paper?
Wait, go to my survival for the fittest though.
My base goes so hard in survival for the fittest.
Go to the other one. That was the real...
This was just a snapshot survival, Brew.
Hey, what's up?
Where?
It's the survival of the fittest.
You have to scroll down a bit.
How did you uplade so much?
I'm kind of jealous of you.
Yeah, there we go, yeah, those, let's play, but like find an up-to-date one, like a, yeah.
Oh, the one.
Yeah, yeah.
I pretended like I made these videos acting like I made this.
What, is that on the map then?
Yeah, that was like, look what I made y'all.
That's insane.
Not stolen bargain.
It goes crazy.
Wait, where's the next item?
It's in the survival one.
Number nine, compass.
It's epic.
It's low 30.
Level 30 is my favorite.
Why are you British now?
I'm gonna get my diamond sword.
So I need to get some Syrian and blazing wards.
Come here, you dirty bastard.
Well, why are you British?
Ha ha ha ha.
I'll do you do you take your XP.
Come here, skeleton.
I'll take your phone.
Go ahead.
Come here.
Ha ha ha ha.
Well, watch me.
I'll greet you the weekend.
Just let the coffee go flow.
that cup, bro
30 levels, that was helpful
I don't know if I'm supposed to be doing this
I'm a dead smack right now
that's cool, Jesse, I hope this is running
thank you
why did the compass do that? is that an old mechanic? I don't remember that
I don't want to let you do it before I plug into me.
No, no, I know.
Just talking to him.
A three-bit vlog.
That is not, that's not just me, that's not just me.
This is me.
Man, I always vote most of...
Oh, crap.
He has my laugh though.
He said uh oh.
He said uh oh.
Sorry guys.
This is not supposed to happen.
Oh my god.
He's still trying to put it out.
He's still jumping home.
Oh my god.
He's got him.
He's got him.
He's got him.
He's still trying to put it out!
He's still jumping out!
He can't!
He can't!
He can't! He can't!
He's just sat there watching it now!
He's just sat there watching it!
He's just sat there watching it, bud!
He can't do any of the girls! He can't do any of the girls!
He has to sit down and watch it!
He has to! What can he do?
He can't do any of the girls!
He has to sit down and watch it burn!
He's just looking around him!
He's laying in his ear and saying, uh oh!
Oh, sorry guys. He said sorry guys
I'm fucking bad bitch at this game
Goddamn the screen with block
That's classic
Oh, yes
edit with my fingers on the right for slow-mo like stop wait but why was the
one isn't that terrible
I'm good
Let's know just to see the
Holy kill kill. Oh, no, he went he that's crazy getting with the stuff now
Now the kicker and you tax his lane
Then you tax his shit no, it's double top lane. Oh
Yes
Well, I remember that yeah, it's when you like just sucked ass, and you just didn't know what you're doing
Well, I was high you know what that happened though I
Was plashes in one of
my name
You've always left now really
Oh
Late night
You're just in the next one. We give away a dog in the fucking uh, we can do him though
Do you want to play deadlock right now? Oh, no next time?
Guys, I can explain
Yeah, but rocket League though. Well, yeah, just a little bit
wait before you do what she is
sent it
sent to jesse
that's a classic what the heck
I was wiping some shit off, boss.
No! I cooked it!
I think that he doesn't try to stop it. He just grabs his cup and starts drinking.
Big hand on his hip.
Exiting Marrior.
He's drinking his drink.
He's making all my clothes fast.
He's opening every single thing.
El Paso.
That is a classic.
Look at that ala play video.
Oh, sick!
There is a demon in your brain, Dot, there is a demon in your brain, Dot, there is a demon in your brain.
Holy!
I love you.
We wanted this shit to come out so bad.
Hold on now.
Holy!
I
Remember to be like the new I first coming out to be like a jetpack on the iPhone. Yeah, yeah
I really have my foot my then my then my then
You're serious cream with music this or immediately walked in low-key. Oh, I got you bro
But if you guys don't don't perform
I
Do a try not to call me fat challenge, okay?
Every time you come fat you have to get 50 subs. Well, why is what you mean?
Every time you insult me you have to gift me 10 subs
Pass
I don't need to be broke.
These bills are kind of nice though.
Yeah, you're right.
This is request to join.
I don't know how to do it.
Share that screen for real.
You ready?
Yep.
Let me just do a couple of more.
I want to put it maybe blue.
wait the orange the orange maybe orange fennec bundle it's actually kind of
crazy bro
not my song I'm a six on hold on because it's always my first one on my
I'll play
Look we play there
What we play today today today the playlist well every side?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, nice and it's already gone
Make sure to order food as well. I believe now you're playing
Oh
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
daily and normal life. I had to be routine, otherwise you'll never get out of it. At the
point the idea and the image disappears and then it levels up.
Okay, tell me you're going left next.
Fuck this bitch!
Got it, but it's metal helpbox.
Got it. Good shit, dude.
I still... I guess.
He hit it.
I love you
you miss I'm gonna I'm gonna do a thing here
yeah I made it over a minute
I
Was looking at the ball backwards. I did the backwards jump thing you'll see my shit lacks so hard that
I do this all the time. No, no, he was supposed to be me and I went you know, I went right to the left
Back to the back to one of the
Oh, I think it's good, perhaps.
Push up, push up, push up, go, go, go, go.
It's like that, it's like that.
It's missing, this is good.
No, see, exactly nothing.
I'm gonna have beans!
You just smack it with the forward flip!
Forward flip!
Into the fucking ball!
Forward flip on the fucking ball!
Like I hate you.
fucking hate my team and you're so fucking dull shit when you're dead
what's going on no no no son no I didn't miss it the guy reached out the
ball and he missed
hey let's just stop rage-making each other please because I can't pick it
you go, rotate
I'm not a plastic ass
I'm a zero
I'm not a shit ass right there
oh boy I'm a
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Mean
That's nice good job
The show was weak because I was left side flip to the side it's like it wasn't it was right for me
I thought if I flip like this like a possible it'll go left side it but I
I need more jump back
I need to aerial roll
Aerial roll
Aerial roll, I'm not making a joke
I'm being serious
No shit
Fucking 8
Says
Fucking 8
Fucking 8
I got it
That's it
Come on, Zump.
Me.
No, I got it.
Every 10. X, finish it.
Never mind.
Me.
Uh-oh.
What the- what is he doing?
I got it, knee bags.
Save me and then I'm fucking bumping my ass!
You're just sort of like...
Just let me just let me just let the
This is boring can you yell at me?
I mean just flip it so they're gonna go I mean it
Also, I'll throw it up 52 that's your score. He's making fun of your score right now
No, I'm trying to out there style on him
I think I have this going and you have to hit it.
Not this.
I'm going to smack it, I'm going to smack it, let me smack it.
It's free if you do it.
I can't, I'm going to boost.
Why are you going back to fucking spawn to kill me?
Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking snap that
Okay, let's stop rejuvenating each other you're right
Let's be nice. Let's be nice. This is a bad gaming environment. This is a bad gaming. I got it
Fuck I only like a make it back in
Yeah
Yeah, I think I sex
Get it in too fast
I still got it up there up up up up up up I can't eat the same day
No, I enjoy this is a really really difficult like fast shot we went up we went up
He blew me up.
Over 10.
Nice save.
Get it out, get it out.
I bumped one, I bumped one, open goal.
Nice shot in all the ass.
I fucking destroyed that loser.
holy stuff what was your bro watch it watch it look at that say 94 in the
chat say 94 that's his friends bottom frag say 94
nice nice yeah you got it
careful nice say that
I got it, I got it.
I'm telling you, I told you to kill them.
Let me smack, let me smack.
Hey, Jim, hold that.
Perfect.
Nah, I can't.
I have no boost for this.
Oh, that's not good.
Yeah, that's it.
I have no boost for this.
Oh, that's not good.
Yeah, that's it.
Triple commit for no reason.
For zero reason.
Zero reason.
All right, whose fault was that?
I mean, whoever sees the answer has the information.
I have an answer.
I'm not a DJ, so I'm...
I'm 12.
He's talking about my score now.
Fuck off, man.
with bad cross
punch it out
hit it hit it
fuck man I could have actually made it come here
DJ here you go
nice punch
I've got sit follow through
oh my god
shit. You're fucking shit. You fucking pussies. Oh, this guy, this guy, this, that's so, this
dog shit. You are shit. Oh my God. I missed the ball. He thought it was a real shot.
Bro, he got on that one at least fake fake that's insane fucking loser
Wasn't it wasn't a fake though as it's fake fake. Are you stupid? I lose you said that and I lose you said that I mean that was
Listen
That's not it. That's not a fake though. What do you know? What is it? I thought it's fake big though
That was the greatest car I've ever seen in history in hand drive.
Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Yeah, we'll see.
Wrong song, bro.
Another song.
This is like the default rock-a-ling music.
What's wrong with that?
Wait.
The fuck?
Just saying.
The fuck is on you?
Nothing.
Yo, Rippers the Soul goes fucking heavy. You're wrong about that.
I mean, he goes to the musical career in fucking three bars.
I try to not agree, you know.
That's good.
Oops.
I got it.
Fucking bitch ass.
I can make it in time.
It's too far. They can't get it
Okay
I'm with you X. Okay middle. There's two of them to be two
Yeah exactly and I say like I hear two voices now and you all roll in
I don't know what they're doing Oh my
You just got lucky on that and there's nothing else just literally lucky
Oh my god, I didn't slip properly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
When? When? When? When?
Lookin' Viva La Cosplay for...
Oh, bad, bad by me.
I saved.
Uh oh, sorry boys.
Look out.
Fuck it out!
I can't do anything about that.
I'm gonna boost them, I'm gonna fucking pop it.
Oh, I saw you baby, I saw you.
I saw you.
Can't be away down here.
Fuck off!
Dude!
Let's go, go!
Fucking ball munchers, man.
I thought it was in, no I can't lie.
I fucked up, it's not me, it's not me.
That's fucking crazy.
No, it's alright.
He said acknowledgement, we back off.
Yeah, that's right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Huh?
Me, he's talking about me.
About your fake name, that's so funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is so funny to get beat by a week from he actually thinks you're
That is so funny
Oh my no, yes, that was really nice
Why yes that because I was ball camming and I was running back
Holy make this ass crazy. Yo, this is crazy. This won't mean that like I'm not like energy saying the song
Well, this one is crazy though
Nope
I can do it!
I like this!
Oh, he almost did that!
Yes!
The triple can be quite... It's a fucking truck.
Come on, come at it!
Come on, long door!
Come on, we can do this!
I have to get out of here, watch this!
nice no no the defender can hit it with no boost look at this guy what a dumbass like
It's like they're back and you can even zeal boost them. What a fucker
I'm so bad at this game!
My thumb was in patients, he just wanted to go for it as well.
My thumb is pointing at me.
You're not going to do anything.
You're not going to do anything.
Yeah, I'm bad, bad for us.
Nope.
Oh my god.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yeah, so you
I'm gonna make it look good
I got it, I got it
Okay, dude, alright
Let me, let me, let me do it
Okay
Oh, you actually got this brother
The brother I have is that, you just, it means you just got this thing
I don't, what's like
I don't understand that
I'm here like like I make the call to pass the ball back to them and then you
You're just committed a flying ball for no reason, I, I, I, I, I, I changed my color,
I changed my color, blocking.
Oh yeah, actually I said that.
Yeah of course I should go, I'm doing air block 50-50 against two players, of course
I'm gonna win that.
Of course I'm gonna win that bro your brain dead. There are no more for my I can body block that and I get two players
Fuck that you're so stupid. I fuck off
Play on the accent
I did we go for it they did for me running into the other
X
But he's there
No, no, no, oh, I thought you said you're left
No, like I wanted to go
Right
Oh my god, I mean, it's fucking bullcrap.
Jump.
Oh fuck.
Well played, man.
I go right.
Over a stupid head.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I
Love that's a rare in a door
Man that boy
Make that bounce again.
Oh, I can bounce it.
Good job.
We'll put it, so we can hit it.
You guys, these guys are flying.
You guys even have line?
How many double chop up? Yeah, you didn't.
Wow!
Wow, that was fucking awesome.
wow that was fucking nice thank you
yeah that's a fucking tough hat and that's not the duckie I mean that's
the cutting duckie
it's a duckie a duckie
Fuck that, really.
Dude, I'm just like that these days! I'm just like that!
Good shit. I think we're playing against babies.
Yo!
I know anything for Xen.
Nice.
Bro, just get out of the game.
Perfeat.
It's 5-0.
Christ.
The voice of my god.
bro just get out of the game per feet it's 5-0 Christ what's my fucking time
get the fuck out of my game proceed
go find zero I mean get out
give me a second and I'm done
nah that was a... oh thanks a little bit
wait no no no no no
what the fuck is that
wait no no no no
give me one
wait I understand what you're saying
Wait, I thought I'd rather die than die, but I didn't die.
Ah, that's you, Jimmy.
There.
That's it, if you do it, masterclassssl.com.
That means... no, speed up.
W speed down.
fuck
oh my god i got it i got it i have mission wait middle again somehow this guy yeah middling
ah it's a weird one what's coming in i'm like getting a good ball no i'm like back over there
i'm gonna hit it again oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I have a nice swagger.
Still taking bits of your flicks.
Nooo!
Fuck me!
Wait, that's really bad.
Do you really have to go for that?
I can't, I can't.
I did a backflip, so I can't see fast aerials.
It's hard to do fast, it's hard to do fast airings with, um, nothing.
Right.
I would, with this shit have happened I was like a millimeter away from hitting an
end.
Get a meat top.
Wait a bitch.
I
Think
That I mean that means that's just I'm lucky
There's two out one person has to stay
One of you guys has information
It's not possible that you both don't have it like somebody has info and made the wrong call like I mean come on
I'm just trying to blame you for it but I'm telling you, I'm the one that ran that out.
What the?
What the?
What the fuck is he doing?
He's just...
I'm gonna...
Fuck.
Me, me, me.
No...
That's bad.
Nice.
Nice!
Nice strike!
I got it.
Tough.
I just didn't go where I wanted it at all.
They're wrong.
Nice.
Take it out.
Nice!
Go back, go back, go back.
Me.
kill them. I'll tap it, I'll tap it. Okay. Thanks you. I got it. Me? No, that's backing
up. Got it. All me's here. When it comes close to us, all me's are sick. That's a good
Ux.
I give all your gym the pass the mush.
U, U, U.
Got it.
Nice.
Got it again.
Nice.
Oh, oh my god.
What about?
I'm really starting to get better at this game.
I got it let me let me yeah I know it's called me
I said three times that's not what you said at all
I said let me let me know you said I got it there like I said
flip it to me to me to me I'll get it you have you X you you you look it
I'm thin we just can't get past them
Nice, we're safe.
They're like triple committing, man.
Yes, I mean, so what?
Wait, wait, wait, we have to go to the next game.
Yo, I know for a fact that we said that I got it.
And in it.
Okay.
Wait, did you just say that?
No, I said let me, let me.
Wait.
What?
I'm not sure I got that anybody, what the fuck, what have I done that?
I'm pretty sure I said let me let me twice
I'm pretty sure I said let me let me twice
I go right.
Nice!
What is my fucking time?
Get the fuck out of my game!
Good luck, Top. We're gonna smack you down.
Yeah, I know it's called me.
Go play D, go play D.
I got it. Let me, let me.
Yeah, I've been proven live in real time.
What I said in a matter of a second
Bro, bro, bro, bro, absolutely not
Watch this I'm going to the ball
I got it.
Hold on.
Go play D, go play D.
I got it.
You say, I got it.
Every show, it gets like me.
Everybody try to dance like me.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Then continue, then continue.
It's all good to be wrong.
Then continue, then continue.
Then continue.
I already jumped.
Then continue.
Then continue.
I already jumped.
Then continue.
OK, OK.
I already jumped.
I already jumped!
Boom! When you started the let me, my car was already in the car with the ball!
You're crazy!
That's insane!
I'm not crazy!
Alright Q.
Go play D. Go play D.
I got it!
Wow!
Q now.
When you say let, I already touched the ball.
That's insane if you ever do the gas on the fuck out of me.
I cannot believe this.
I'm sorry, I love you.
Everybody's on the whole idea about it.
Let's say it back to me now.
I think you can tell me.
I said he was right in the end of this.
So who might get from this one?
Who might get from the hundred subs?
I said that.
I don't know if you heard me.
He was right in the end of this.
Rika, read the room, buddy.
I don't know what I'm saying.
That was his real voice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Say again, say again.
Yeah, I see your voice.
I don't know why John there is showing.
I got it.
That's under for me.
Good looking, good looking, like that.
I can meet us again.
No, that's just my fault.
Just kidding.
They've all got the same names, same cars.
Isn't that kind of dumb to have the same cars?
Yeah, I just like have the name.
Yeah, I mean like visually wise.
Yeah, I literally just looked at the maker.
Why does he get the plain demo there, you fucking bitch!
Good grief.
We'll put that together.
Good Greek.
I got it, I got it.
Oh my gorse.
I hit both of them, they're by themselves.
Good, nice.
me, u.s.
I'm in the bush.
Yeah, it's fine.
I'm going to wall run this, no I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not here.
Oh, that's nice.
I didn't see you freaking for hours.
I haven't seen you for hours.
Like, I generally feel like I'm missing a player.
I'm blowing them up and bumping them.
Oh, that's good.
Is that not what you want me to do?
Like, I just play anything for them.
It's a 2v2.
I'm gonna need a teammate,
cause if I don't know what you're doing,
I'm gonna need a teammate.
It's a 2v2, so.
You can't want a 2v2, I don't tell you.
It's not my fault.
That's not good at all. But that is not how you say it was at all. What?
I mean, 100% if it's 2v2.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
You don't know what they did before. You don't know what their contribution is.
Like, you know what they did before. Like, what?
They play a part in the game.
I'm gonna take it, man.
Alright, man.
You know, I'm gonna stop bumping and I'm gonna bump it up.
I just exploded too. Like, listen.
Like, fucking score it, please.
Yo, yo, get the fucking ball out of the goddamn corner!
That's all you're gonna fuck about!
The ball out of the fucking corner!
Fucking Christ, I'm tired of this shit!
Fucking corner, man!
Watch out, X, careful.
You're mad, that's like a pretty hard one.
Let's get him.
Bang out, bang out, bang out.
Nice.
I'm left.
Bang out, X. Hardcore.
Nice, get it in, get it in, open goal.
I'm gonna bump, I'm gonna boom him.
I missed.
Fuck me, man.
I'm going to hit it, look!
That's right.
Let's go again.
Well, it's fucking better solo queue league than fucking rocket league.
Like, for beating the Zemes, that's a thing.
Sub into the most talented game in the world, I don't twicke some of the times.
I work friends, I'm trying to get more fun, I'm trying to get more games in, like.
Off.
Go. Go. Go. Go.
really see like why would you do that man don't don't start don't start don't
start don't start I'm not talking to you dumbass I'm talking to Jesse wait what
did I do I was right there I should have made it to be honest
Wow, I have to get in the foot there.
He's trying to kill me, but I won't let him.
Boom.
Sent it.
Nice try.
Dude, this fucking bitch has...
Nice.
Nice.
Nice. Nice, Green. Howie.
Oh, God. Me.
I want to do that all.
Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy.
Here. Middle.
I missed.
Didn't look like I missed. Okay.
I'm going to do a squeezy off the walk.
Did I go for that?
This is a good chance.
He sucks, but it's going in.
I feel like we have like a we have a thing we're like it it's like I'm it's like I joined
wrong for Xbox Party Chat and who's arguing with somebody else? Who the fuck are you talking to?
Generally, like, who the fuck are you talking to?
All right, it's like a greenery. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. I don't understand.
No, it's not that. It's... I'm not pulling my knees. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Me. Me? Yo, yo! Jesse, don't do that to him.
don't get to him. Okay, Greg, don't get into the ball. You don't shit. Okay, that, see that now
that was too far. That was too far.
X, why are you passing it backwards?
Go ahead. Go.
Damn.
Wow, what a weird ball.
Let me hit. Let me hit. Let me hit.
it's perfect for them now nice I say what you got beef nice sex
That's a good meat grip.
Nice me!
Good job guys!
Yes, good job guys.
See how cute that little potlucka was?
That's so cute.
Excellent.
Excellent.
I'm gonna just get you on your fucking lips next time I see you.
I know.
Thank you.
I'll give you a fucking tie on your fur, little buddy.
You would fucking dare.
Oh my god.
You were the one who was ahead of all that, little buddy.
You, one meal's ahead of all that, old buddy.
Front net, front net me, front net me please.
Sure.
It feels like me.
I'm doing that.
Come to him.
Nice open goal, they're trying to come in.
I'm gonna blow, I'm gonna blow this guy out.
Come out!
In, come on!
Nice!
by the way the comms of open matter and blowing him up of both of you and
regularly dude if you just like is there not an easy to play into his fucking
shit complaining everything I can't I fucking can't with you everything it's
It's fucking brain.
Leave.
Ooh, look at that dribble.
OK, that bullets.
Yo.
Oh, no.
Yo, yo.
A black hammer?
Thank you.
Like it.
Here's the.
Sometimes you've got to let the black hammer cook.
any ladies in the track.
Hit my...
My...
Whatever, bro.
I'm sorry.
I guess I'll walk.
Says you.
Says you.
Says you.
No!
We know.
Oh my god, stop playing with me.
Alright, chat.
Aren't we the greatest team ever?
Isn't our synergy fantastic?
There's Gola just started plowing me,
and he just got up in that building.
We got a pretty good one.
Hey, if there was ever a Rocket League tournament,
and you had to choose two people,
would you choose me and Jesse?
Oh
Park mill
It's not it's not it's not it's not I just go practice mood into me. That's why it says I left
You would have picked me
I'd pick myself to Danza
Oh, come on. Now it's fun. Yes, please if you see sooner 3v3 tournament, you've got to pick me
There it is
I'll get it installed for tomorrow, is it tomorrow?
Sunday
Okay, I'll have in this hole
Middle perfect shot as well off the backboard
Blowing and to a blower
Nice is how we
And they're under me you guys tell yeah
Nice
Oh my god my fucking dead zone.
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.
Nice try though.
Yeah you learn you can just jump and hold too so without having to do a weird flip
and it just goes straight.
Yeah.
You.
I'm in it.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I should have backed into the inside.
No, I kept hitting you on accident.
Well...
Here's that. It's my life.
If I backflip there, I think it goes through.
Yeah, probably.
It's just far enough.
They're not hitting this, so we're good.
You hitting it one more time for Daddy?
Alright, I thought you'd be there.
He's backwards.
Oh, I thought he was forward.
Let me do like a little smack here off the wall.
I
Mean boys
Well that will that begin well that to me for you fucking bitch
I'm gonna set it like that
Oh
I can block that
I'm behind you as well. So you're good. Oh
I'm here. Oh
It wasn't good
Nice great
good center for daddy center chef
okay well I mean don't look what I guess like this guy's just so bad it okay
Alright, uh, me- okay.
It's not good.
Bad.
Good.
Good shake, Reed.
Oh, that's so actual to our day actual to our
Mr.. Caprice where you are equal beast now I don't know shit. Maybe maybe there's enemies to it
You do this guy's a fucking annoying
You see one here boys if he seconds walk in get out get out X off
Get it out get it out
Nice pinch
going in no it's not no it's not
oh my god go go go go go go go go go go go
try fucking me here we have to we got that enemy me
okay snog in for me nope great great
no
somebody needs to go for blue man
Do it!
Atom?
So...
Let it all be this or let it all be that.
Somebody needs to go for Groom.
No one takes initiative.
You can see the flamethrower at the bottom and you go to the molten creek.
Explain that.
I said my bad. I'm looking in. Oh man. I feel bad now. I mean, I'll go to the
house again. Yeah, no, no, no. It's dude. I'm playing with lags is annoying. You play
the U-Service once you start on this. I go back in behind us. We're playing. We're
in the now. The future in the past does not matter. I mean, I was chewing the
all the whole game low tier doing nothing I just kept playing like it's good like with
no chance at all easy now we take dog shit
You
Yeah, we agree
Good X
Oh fudge nice nice freak
It's still in their spot.
Fuuuuck!
Me, me, me, me, me, me!
Oh, my!
She's looking at us. I found the engine.
I'm going blind. I got it.
WU kind of ability? Okay.
taking a great start he was gonna take it
um
buddy what
I'm up
good
he turned left into the booze
Oh my god, I'm so bad at this pain I am I'm I'm I'm I quit. I quit. Stop. Stop. It's
not deep. Not that big of a deal.
Nice. Nice, X. Nice. I mean.
Nice X. Nice I mean.
I just tried a messy deck but what am I doing?
How about a snacky?
I'm buying backs in a minute.
Me, me, me, me, me. You X.
What's going in?
Nice!
Sam, that was a good, nice advantage.
Oh my god, yo
Oh, nothing in this actually
I am, this is fine, I'm running, let me, let me, let me
No, stop this, let me shit, we have a new com for that, it's just me
Me.
Me.
Ok.
No.
I have something I can do. One more to one.
It's fine.
I'm gonna pass.
Nice! Holy save!
I can't, I can't get this.
Ex-SUSU baby, get it, it's all you. Nice!
I got it! Nice! No way!
Get it! Finish it!
No, I can't.
No!
He demoed me.
nice nice over the head let's go
fuck man this is your back shrieker
save it somebody please
nice X
nice what a save
Jesus
fucking saying
You just gave
That's not your fault you've been playing very well
I mean it's quite lucky. I'm looking looking looking looking. Yeah, Jesse you I get right
Nice yes, get up there X get up there. It's great. Great. I like energy
Yes.
Home, home, home, home, home.
Oh, I missed it.
Yeah, we're cool.
Nice save.
Six.
I'm gonna suck a wedgie.
Me and me.
You, you.
Me and you.
That's it, open go, the triple committee.
I don't see if I'm gonna go for the X-Cloud.
I blew one up, I blew one up.
up I blew one up. Coming back. Get it out, get it out boys. Nice X. Oh. Get it out, get
it out. Nice. Me. I blew one up, I blew one up, I blew one up. You see if I can take
this out. Go crazy, go crazy on it. Sent it. Oh, they're
still at school still at school nice day nice and nice
yeah that's what i mean
i go
x you go x you go
you you you you you
you go
oh i nearly peaked
finally peaked
Felix Lawnshare
don't fuck this up
centered
i don't have this i don't have this is bumping me
I have to be f***ing bumping me.
Go go go go go.
I'm killing him, I'm killing him.
Oh no.
UX UX you got this?
Awkward ball, good awkward touch.
Not centered for me.
So it's trying to kill you.
NICE!
NICE! NICE!
Good job guys, holy f*** that was a crazy match.
Y'all are down.
It was if you saved like four goals. I don't know what happened to you.
Yeah, I was doing good shit as I don't know what the fuck like you're going to
see calm. It was just good comps. Yeah, I got rid of that.
Actually, that was good. And you were just like the mediator when you just floated it.
Yeah, that was like therapy.
Okay.
And that was it. I wore my heart when I saw that Greek was doing something
and I've been fucking useless. I always got like I'm gonna say I
I saw Eddie in the chat when I locked him.
Right.
Yeah, what's up, Eddie? I'm on kick, by the way.
I'm shooting on the elevator.
Ah, I got it. I got it.
I need to go.
I can't.
That's my bad angle. I gotta learn it.
Oh, I popped it.
Over the heads.
Never.
I just...
Oh, my God, I'm left alone.
I still got up there, I still got up there, get boost and come back.
Wait, this part. Locked in.
Me, me, me.
I got him, I got him.
I just opened, I just opened.
Good fucking save.
Why not them?
Hell of a good, hell of a good.
Uh oh.
Get out of here, get out of here, whack it, whack it.
I'm mid now, boosted.
I got it though. Fuck it, I don't need boost.
pathing it over his stupid head
lady lady lady it's coming back
i did it i did it
okay it was all good for all good for me
i'm going to get this boost and i'm going to wall run it must be it
oh he took it from me
oh we need to save this nice
i can't do shit here
it's awkward but we're fine
oh yes hello all good
but they suck they suck they suck
i've got no boost i'm just
I'm starved, I'm starved.
I'm real active.
I got it.
I'm dribbling.
You get this boost.
He sucks.
X.
I'm gonna hit him first.
Me, me, me, me, me.
X now, X, X, you got this?
X to the left, X.
I'm moving middle.
Get the one, get the one, get the one.
Middle it, middle it for you.
Nice!
Boom!
What the heck was that, man?
See, it's just the goat.
Let's go.
What the heck is that?
It was a four, four-way cross there.
Bunch of me's going out.
Right, me, me, me.
Let's get diamonds tonight.
Easy.
Oh, shit.
All right, lock him, lock him.
Got it.
nice the five reds and no it's fine it's just fantastic yeah yeah yeah go go go
X go crazy that's you that's you all over baby
keep going crazy I'm gonna have that person go crazy I killed him me me me
X
I tried to get out of the game. I got it.
Get over there. Nice!
I tried to balance you.
He's coming for you.
Let me, let me.
Okay, okay. Uh oh, get back in the D.
Get back on D.
All good, all good for me. Uh oh, sent into them.
I got it.
Nice, nice, nice. Let me grab this, dude.
Yo, X, that's all you. That's got your name on it, X.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky. I'm here.
Sent it. Sent it. Sent it.
It's getting sent it.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Oh, come on!
Yes!
I feel like you're in a business path with me.
Like...
Like, you know what I mean?
Oh, my God.
I had to.
Okay. Locked in. Let's get one more and then you start to...
Ah, here you go.
Have a free...
a free score lead before we start talking shield that's all cool
okay yes oh oh awkward awkward ball you got the sex no it's good this is
awkward they suck okay I got me me me me oh pinch good pinch so I don't rotate
rotate rotate oh shit I mean I mean cover it let me let me okay okay sorry sorry
Sorry
Nice X nice X go again X go again
compliment
Oh me
My awkward bounce really awkward bounce good
Nice
Me wow this guy, huh?
Remember they're gonna be committee
me me me let me go to the show please
I'll go off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off
oh I fucking lagged, I just lagged, I just missed
I got it me me me
oh beautiful me me me me me
okay here you go go go
I put it in the middle of the show
oh
damn, I suck your job all then
finish it finish him, finish him ex
fuck him
Fuck it one G going that's good W
W is
In the fast right now
If you want to hit the ball like that I mean
What was on this little back back right the one the guys doing course much back I mean
Me, me, me, me, me.
Oh, how'd that?
Look at that.
Nice.
I've got this.
I fucked up.
I missed.
Not me.
I got it.
I got it.
Nice.
That's him.
Me.
That's him.
That's not.
so okay it's going in nice try it was a good try
it was not every set recent I could use the vision if I was putting that
with it I think no backflip only regular double jump here you know I'm in
yeah I just boost forward and then I get it later yeah it's just bad fucking
I think it's a me angle, maybe it's a beautiful me angle. It's right up that was
Oh, he's stuck.
Oh, get back.
Oh, get it up, boys. Nice.
Nice! Holy shit, that was like.
weird save but I mean you're
pitching it you got it me me me
trying to fucking transform okay that
was beautiful I guess that was almost
yeah but I know I know that one there
uh-oh
oh my god I'm getting pumped
put it out man nice
I want neighbors by the way
oh this is so bad I'm sorry I'm sorry
I just have to clean you guys up
I got I got baited and I'm lucky but we have four minutes left like this is so chill
I'm gonna get right I'm gonna get right
Alright, X is here, that's you. That's all you, baby. Take your time. Take your time.
Nice! Go! Go! I boom! I boom! I boom! Oh, that's it! That's it! That's it! That's
you, shoot it! I got it! I got it! That's okay! That's okay! That's okay! I didn't have
this. He's smacking. I'm gonna let it roll a little bit.
I don't have much boost left boys, I overcommitted look at that, yeah he's just a nuke, I'm bumping
him, I'm bumping him, I've got this, oh no, wait, wait, wait, come on, I could do something
here floating that's where you boys I got it I got it I saved it yeah awkward
awkward I got it nice nice get back to the DDDD
oh we got it.
uh oh.
I got no boost, this is not good.
get it out boys, we got to get it out.
I'm grabbing boost.
grab em boost.
nice hex, keep on it.
fuck off!
I got this, I got this, uh oh.
at least I'm eating this shit.
fuck man!
we have this still.
we still have this shit, I still believe.
I still believe.
past doesn't matter it's all about now
I'm gonna back in the first shot so I don't have anything to do, don't know?
bang
nice block
oh and now I have the game my man that was unlucky
that was actually unlucky all right next game let's try
I mean that was just a message
This is for dog kitten
I mean, these are all devil-dutchers and they're not good players at all.
Oh my god, X!
I mean, I don't know how to do that.
Oh my god!
Was he picking it?
See, you're just going to do that to us right now.
See, you're just going to casually just dribble it past two people.
Oh my god, look at that fucking broken.
They just got stuck.
Stuck it. Fuck it.
Look at that fucking map snacks. Let's go.
Map snack.
Map snack.
Okay, okay. Nice.
You're double committing crazy here boys.
We have. Wait, that's good.
No way.
I got, I got.
Okay, he's called me a little bit late, but...
He's the light guy, I'm sorry, can't you see him?
Okay, okay.
Go, go X.
I saw you, baby. Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
Okay, go, you now.
Nice.
I- I can do it!
Okay, okay, okay. Nice, nice.
I was gonna shove him in there.
Okay, now we're gonna go one against each other.
whatever we're gonna do tonight. Lock it. Please get it out. Nice, Stuart. Beautiful job,
Stuart. That's UX, like that's not you. No, I can't. I can't. I enjoyed it. I've done
that. I killed him. I said to it, but I just have to do it. Let's go. Fuck off! Nice
Wait what? Where's that boost at?
These kids are so fucking annoying I want to snap their necks.
Whoa! With my car!
I can't snap their necks in my car.
Oh! Beautiful Stuart!
That was gonna make it better.
I got it. Oh my god, I'm too fat. My fingers are fat.
this way.
Oh.
I have boots.
I could have been slain.
That's UX if you can help.
If it's going to be difficult, but nice.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, no boots.
But I hit him.
Hit him.
That's UX?
What?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
That's going to be a difficult one.
Nice.
Very, very nice.
Fucking save.
I got...
I got
I got
just passing through the key
oh I missed it
sorry X
sorry but you know me
fuck it
uh
you got what
nice
what the fuck is going on here
these kids are fucking annoying I told you
these kids are fucking annoying
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, the other guy was like, or like Bumblebee on the ball okay.
It was me, it was me. You can yell at me only once.
Yeah I know I think it's all us, I think a lot of them would be a head fucker.
I flipped it, you said me and I flipped it up like a big ol' dumb dumb.
Yeah yeah yeah, fuck.
Oh fuck I had bullcam on.
I'm trying to kill him.
I got me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.
Yeah okay.
I didn't need to send you though, I am so bad with this, huh?
Pitching? Middle?
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.
I
Say I got this instead of me
Oh, fuck me. I was so open there
Me night. Oh my god. I thought no no save it. Save it. It's good. They're gonna punch it in
It's really no kids. Oh, sorry. I retract it. What are these kids that said fucking annoying?
Dude, I'm gonna demo this kid. I fuck this kid demoed one demoed one
Wait, is that it? I
Can't do shit here
Yeah, I'm sure you have a table actually dribbled instead
I'm so over here nice X
You actually saved the day there.
Oh no.
Let me wall run it.
I'm gonna wall run it, I'm just gonna...
Oh my god, Stuart.
Oh my god, boys!
Oh my god, X!
Oh my god.
Keep going, X!
Am I hit?
Fuck!
Smack it hard, Stuart.
Beautiful.
Wait, follow through, follow through.
Follow through, boys.
Everybody just get aggressive!
Get aggressive!
I got you go you go you go x I'm going this way oh my god
hey man oh I fucked it sorry you bad guys yeah that's right
I'm gonna blow it I'm gonna blow it I'm gonna blow it
NICE!
it's open open open if you can get there yeah I've blocked one I've blocked one there's
It's 80 Q people there.
Get me, get me, get me.
Over.
Great.
Nice!
Thanks.
Oh my god, X.
Come on.
Oh my.
I got it.
Wait.
I got it.
Now jump down.
Come on, here.
Do it with the drop.
Do it with the drop.
Come on.
Somebody get ahead of that.
I got it.
Get in it.
Nice.
Get it out of there.
Very nice.
I'm in the open open spot
Yeah, I saved it somehow do with the drop go. No
Are you gonna save it here?
Get out ex please
Nice ex no, they're coming back. I'm by my team. So good back. Good back. I
Saved it. Nice. Okay. Let me see if I can get it out somehow
I just did it somehow I just I just said fuck it. I've had enough good job guys. That was such a good game
It's such a good game. We keep it going bro. Hold on. Hold up. We're cooking
Hold up. We've boiled them. Hold up. We're fucking kind of
That's rare, that's actually rare.
Yeah, I should have gone a lot.
Just batten, good accuracy.
You'll pop in the front door.
No, that was a good game.
I feel like we're going to work more rank at a low key.
Generally, I feel like we're going to work a little bit more.
We're on the cusp.
I just think our synergy is getting better
and we're getting way better at flying.
Yes, I agree.
I agree, our synergy is amazing.
sex well thank you two three four
hunks getting kind of freaking his old age
i really imagine i'm a dj right now in the whole crowd
I'm out, fucking dropping up and down. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
I did not be awesome, guys.
Wait, why the fuck am I...
I'm over-gonna get over-gonna get it.
The one-inch tangler.
I go, uh, X.
I go right.
I missed I missed sorry please oh wow that is there is a right there watch out
watch out I got it I got it
Let me do it.
Nice.
Have it out, go out, go out.
Uh oh.
That's just a really unlucky pinch.
I didn't think my chair went out, get it out boys, get it out hard, hard, hard.
This is so bad.
This is really awkward, really awkward.
It doesn't matter.
I haven't had those a single time the entire match, not one time.
They stopped us a boost, is it okay?
Doesn't matter, it's in the past.
me. There's a mouse in the past what mouse is in the present. Bye. Nope. Wow that is
something else. Go go go go go. I got this I got I got I got. Oh my god he's there. What
I'm a bitch, I'm a fucking bitch.
I'll fucking kill it.
Nope.
How?
That's not me.
I killed that, it was your little bobbin.
I had to block a second shot in the first one.
Both of us, we're both in goal.
No, no, no, no, you'll see.
Like, it rains outside.
Oh, wait a minute.
Did he hit the enemy or not?
He did.
He did double tap.
Okay, yes, I will try them.
Don't let it affect us.
Go, go, fuck out.
Uh-oh, this is not good.
Somebody got this guy below there, I think.
We need to get out, boys.
Wait, this one's dead, Cal.
The game's a fuck up, you're 0-3.
No, no, you're...
Okay, right
No, I'm not
Take it we've got to get out we can't let them starve us about this
Take that boost now. Yes, sir. Nice X
I'm gonna smack it for you, Greek.
Way to hard on him.
Kids have stopped it.
I'm gonna stop.
Like that I'm so ready. Oh you hit it with your wheels when it hits the top?
Oh
Matter
Oh my god, what a bitch, you're such a bitch!
What the fuck am I doing?
That's fine.
Come on, do it, I'm not gonna play you, come on, I'm separated.
I have, I have, I have, I have Wheelbrained.
Like, we had, we had good vibes and then we, we should have just left while we were at it.
Roll up, roll up, it's like, we got an X-Wing and then we got an X-Wing.
This game costs Wheelbrained. Like, it is, it is. Like, after, after like, too many games,
You just become like just bad at the game
We win more than we lost
Yes, 100%
Good
Good
Hello John, I'm gonna go get him
I'll look at you guys on the flip tomorrow
for some more games
W Twitch Dream
By the way, I was um
John, I rolled down to over there
um, chat
Twitch chat, I'll be over on kick for a little bit.
you
you