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My top three for only highlights
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The NBA is going through and through the NBA is boring it's boring
tall guy deposits ball in battle baskets wow wow wow oh guys look I'm gonna
deposit the ball in the basket if you reduce the height of the baskets right
And it was more the sport was more entry for
Medium-sized men it
You would have no NBA current pros and still be pros
I don't make the rules as you shoot up
Cuz
Let me be bucket a lot of people can shoot the ball, but cannot touch the rim that therefore they can't play that's lame
the genetic bar of entry of NBA is too much. In my opinion, raise the bucket by one feet
or lower it by one feet. Either or. Either or. Raise or lower it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys, it's not curry is doing he's doing player who else who else is short and you can hoop hard
Nobody also opportunity to show them chat can can curry touch the remnant
But can he go to them though?
Okay, this sounds like an awful take, but are you allowed to take your player and raise
him so that he can dunk him?
Are you allowed to do a relay?
Okay, why not?
I'm going I'm going to hurry I'm six to I'm six two and a half
It's a good effort.
Chat.
It's absolutely happening.
Chat, what is this?
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Chat.
This is six questions.
That's six two and a half six
I
My I'm not this vibe to because it was somebody else when I committed and they were there to fix it
Go look at any clips of me online. I
Are you inside the ball league post that's cool shit
Yeah, I son of a bitch like three years ago
XQC out. That is hard though. Yo, yo, yo. That is crazy having all these guys though.
Like, chat. Yo, is it cool in though? I like that glitch. FC is hard. Chat, is it cool
in though?
I
Think it's cool, man
Um now go to the game. I'm sure I ross man and what that
Um in the game and watch GT3 insert or GTM shut the fuck I watch it
Yeah, I watch it. I watch it. Yeah, I watch it. Yes, April. Yo, yo, yo, what did you do? What's going on?
And I was swimming you can do some YouTube on my YouTube autoplay and I YouTube front page
You do see the three on the main broadcast ship million on my ship in here, man
I
Mean true whims are clear show kicks chat and live why was that?
To jungle fuck you, mr. Streamer
That's all
Stop him! Stop him! Stop him! Stop him!
Stop him! Stop him! Get him out! Get him out!
Female Beach volleyball number one.
Says you brother man.
What's happening? What's happening? What's happening?
I think it's air again.
Huh?
Literally all sports are getting some object into some net.
um yeah yeah it says um which uh the codec claims a viaduct rammed anyone
he showed them but very nice a lot of corona moving um DHS is that DHS?
okay wait wait wait wait I can do something with that
I didn't see it for the rest of the day this is a new a new uh
Yeah, but how's the VHS though? What is that?
Padre Island, please $1.00. That's not VHS is it?
Let's see five nine, okay
Are you stupid?
Well, there are you fucking stupid it one the photos altered you can see it because my phone has met him
My invader is almost there. Okay, two
um this is how do this is 62 oh you may I mean my hair no no no my hair is 6 3
yeah and I know that isn't like if it were missing a lot of information here
video of 205 first shooting it means this is in the rubbity two years watching
a skeleton talk on stream x qcl
We can't see shit. I mean, I guess we can't see a fucking thing. Um, we can't see a
thing. I don't know what, like, if you didn't give me a clue about this video, I mean,
I think you're brain dead, I like who the fuck can see anything in this video
Um, yeah, I don't know. We have to give me something else because this is not it
Um, what is that? What is that?
Oh
Yeah, where's all of that?
I thought I like your hair today. Also, do you like? Yeah, bro? I'll tell you what
I'll tell you that he forgets how things went down. I'll tell you that 20
made me realize that you can trust no friend. It's time for revolution.
It's time for us to do our own thing. It's time to show them that listen,
if you want to devalue us, if you want to value us lower, so you're trying to
play ball. Alright, then let's see what we can take. What do you think, bro?
Think of everyone in the industry. I could organize the largest leading
of streamers mistake. What do you think? Yes. I think I can do it. I don't think I'm going to get fired for an outcome.
Be ready. Yeah, there's change coming bro. Just know that. True. All true. All true.
I mean, I'll shoot.
You never know what can happen. That's a little freak. No, we're bringing it back. The reason
why I like Pina one of the reasons why I like him is he represents the old gaming club. This
is the way like I'm sorry but like if you if you play FPS games like that is
your guy that is your guy like racist jokes slurs all kinds of like fucking
politically incorrect comments like that's what it's about like that's what
it's always been about like this is a this is a cultural victory that we are
bringing it back I think that we are only and I'm hopefully speaking this
into existence oh okay okay no just no yo I I mean I'm thinking a lot as a lot
of projectory stakes this is not a good day so I get it and it's no there's no
she's right there dude chat I play games all you get some of the games
off streamer I play like I play like 200 hours this week a fucking deadlock
okay like this week 200 hours like I was a bit out of touch with what how
How the normal lobby goes like these days a long,
like the normal lobbies goes these days, right?
Like how people talk, whatever.
And I've noticed people were edgy, yes,
but I've noticed that when somebody says a slur, right?
The people in the lobby go like it.
Like you're just weird.
Like people feel it.
I mean, I don't know what everybody says.
The truth is, back in the days, you play a card lobby,
you say a slur, somebody else says, well,
this is a slur, right?
It's kind of, it's kind of weird those, right?
Well, I won't say slur, but.
So this is the story.
I gotta act all in the lobby when Tel Aviv says wanna.
And deadlock, people will talk, people will talk.
So this is a slur, the voice comes, go quiet.
It is what it is.
I mean, you get to the gaslight,
but I play the game every day.
And we are slurred, people will just kinda stop talking.
It's just gonna, I get this guy's wind.
Like it is what it is.
You know, you don't eat it.
It's so, so many cool shit you can say these days.
You don't have to say a slur.
Yeah, but we'll say, oh dude,
I got hooked from Tel Aviv.
Oh, um, Drifter is Netanyahu.
Yeah, I get it.
These are like edgy jokes.
Yeah, I get it.
But hey, the slurs not really.
I'd be able to say slurs again.
I do.
I want to be able to.
Like, whenever I play an online FPS game
and I can't use those words.
Okay.
Okay, you got me.
Jack, when a beatbop hooks me back into the base
from 60 miles away, I say hooks from Tel Aviv.
I think it's a good joke.
It's a good joke.
I feel like a pit bull.
Those pit bulls like out in the backyard. It's like chained to a pole
Fucking I can't go out there and maul the fucking infants, right? I can't go out there and bite the babies
Like I'm fucking mad bro. I want to go out there. I want to say I
Want to let him know
Sure Sunday. Yeah, but the real ones that's it. You know, he's going midnight. Not yet. Not yet
This is a cultural victory that we are bringing it back. I think that we are only and I'm
Hopefully speaking this into existence. I
Want to be able to say slurs again. I do I want to be able to like
Whenever I play an online FPS game, and I can't use those words
I feel like a like a pit bull that's like, you know, like one of those pit
So say it.
Chat.
Classic, classic, classic clip chat.
So say it.
I will say it with you.
Say it.
Classic.
What a classic.
What did I say?
I was going to say it isn't.
Chat.
It's going to be a G1.
I'm not even a lip-tard or offended Andy.
But generally, when I hear somebody use a slur,
First thing I think is you're like some like like a low class.
You're like a you're just like a like a crass person.
It's just like, OK, I mean, you're like a low education like loser.
You're like a brokeie.
I mean, it's what it is these days.
I mean, we talked about this on the show before.
You have African-American rappers saying inward this and inward that,
but a Caucasian can't. So say.
say what say the word you want to say I'm not saying that I want to say it I'm
just saying that I can't say it say it right now I will say you know we can
sure you can this America all right I think we can move on what you want
Both of you want to say
We talked about this on the show before you have African-American rappers saying inward this and inward that but a Caucasian can't
So say it
Skip say the word
I'm not saying that I want to say it. I'm just saying that I can't see you can say it say it right now. I
Will say
I critical you know we can't sure you can is America both of you
They will come while reading niggas make their biggest clown in yeah, like that shit is crazy
So like I had to turn off the noise. I'm like, yeah, like this is it's so crazy to where like I can scroll the internet
with low anxiety of seeing something
that somebody gonna say mean to me.
And it's like, I'm like, fuck that.
I'm scrolling it.
I'm like, a one post can tweak my emotion in real time.
Oh, this is too dangerous.
I feel like if a lot of people can do that, it's bad.
If, I think only a few comments
should be able to do that, or none.
Having a lot, you're giving the world a power.
Well, I feel like if you give it,
If you give the world too much power,
you're just setting yourself up for getting
completely fucked over,
because it's always gonna be used against you.
Like, look at anybody out there who's on the internet,
who's had a tough moment on stream,
or they've cried on stream, whatever.
You think that, what do you think that is used?
Everyone has a negative comment about them,
and then they're in the university,
somebody will post it in the comments,
and they're gonna post their ass crying,
and they'll be like,
isn't this guy the bitch ass crying about this?
like every low moment is an open the opposition
and the reality is that if that's something
that can hurt you, you're gonna get fucked over
really hard, you know what I mean?
It's why I say, it's why I would say oh joke should be
almost no joke should be awful in these days
because I don't wanna give it any power.
So whatever my friend, you know what my friend say,
oh dude lost, car lost, that, I think it's funny.
Because if I give it power, then everybody else has the controls.
Guys, instead of needing to crane and need control and things like, with buttons, people
control me.
I'm the end of the crane.
People want to add the buttons and they control me, and that's so little power.
It feels like you're saying something for failure, didn't you?
Never in my life would have thought that they would come out and read and make their
things...
So Slur's jokes are not okay?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Bro, how the fuck was that correlate?
Yeah.
Like that shit is crazy as fuck.
So like I had to turn off the noise and I'm like yeah, like this is, it's so crazy to
where like I can't scroll the internet.
And the public eye is that I feel like he thinks that the hate comes from a place
of reason when it doesn't.
People are clowning him for things that he shouldn't be clowned about because of other
factors like him having success, him having going to great heights, him making a lot of
money, him or whatever.
And him getting away with it as in like kind of just gaining all that and then they don't
have much to go on so they use a bunch of other bullshit to get at him.
It is a little bit of a, it's an oldest technique in the book.
Guys, do these kind of authentic creators.
If you're a big creator or whatever,
your audience is children.
Your audience is young and all you do is loud as good,
loud as funny, you're a fucking dumbass, blah, blah, blah.
They always find some weight of it,
but it's not logical.
It's not reasonable.
It's just bullshit.
So if you get hated for things that are reasonable,
yeah, it's annoying, right?
But love it is unreasonable, so why would you care?
You shouldn't care about things that are unreasonable.
I mean, bro, the pose that we'll, you know,
I think this is like, oh, did it end?
It was fucking abysmal the shit that people wrote this is the this is the type of pose I saw my on my on my on my
on my front page
Kaisen X X GG was a video revealing why her and her and
Kai broke up
She said it's because Kai supports Donald Trump and ice and she is not swinging her beliefs for a man
And Kai donates $500,000 a year to ICE.
He didn't lie about billing schools
or something to expose him.
36,000 likes.
Like,
bro,
I mean, how could this get to you or get you mad?
Like, I hope it's the type of things like this.
Like this shouldn't get you mad.
Like this is fucking dog shit.
The problem with Twitter is that community nodes are greater, but they come in too late.
By the time that it gets enough points on the review board, okay, by waiting to rate
it, it's too late.
It already has 20,000 likes, but there's a lot of likes.
That's the problem with this information is that it gets the win that it wants too
quickly.
Please help me make moist critical bald, ill by you, Eraser.
No, no, no, I mean, yeah, and the clips are in a little bit, I mean.
because a person is allowing things to go on doesn't mean you should change your
heart like you should change the way you are cuz honestly I could be a cold
sour ass but it's like no like I'm not that's not me I'm not gonna change who I
am because of challenges or just certain things that I may face in life and
that's what people need to realize a lot of people let situations turn them
cold or bad or make them do things that they normally wouldn't do. And I think...
Right.
Welcome to the Jungle Champs.
Excuse me, our administration in New York City.
Uh, large rental ripoff, heat range for tents, voice and layoffs, problems.
The first earring just happened in Brooklyn. People vent about mold, holes, floor, fires.
You're going to hold bad landlords to account.
I'm in Brooklyn for the first of Miramon Donnie's rental ripoff hearings.
These hearings are meant to be a direct line between the city and tenants who have been
wronged by bad landlords.
XQC.
No.
At least in my lifetime, where tenants will be nearer and in this way, causing them to
go to jail.
This always seems...
Ew.
Now this is good.
Chad, this would be like a little bit like a small claims, right?
I think there should be a small claims for fast action for landlord shit, because I mean dude, it's awful, like...
The water is brown, you know, I'm scared to do it.
LMFAO, bro, you think moist critical will do this?
Check it out.
No, stop, stop.
The mold was also so deep in our air vents that the only way we'd be able to get it out is by a professional duct cleaning company.
And our management said that they refused to accept the test results from our mold professional.
I did watch my partner become more and more sick.
What?
I've had to take a medical leave through my PhD.
I've had 19 doctor's appointments for Katz skin.
So I have had multiple ENTs confirmed
that I'm going to need signage surgery because my sinuses
are completely obstructed.
My partner and I paid $2,900 and ran for a two bedroom.
What?
What?
I met in Brooklyn before we had to move out
because of this issue.
For my apartment section of the floor,
the wood is rotted is to the point where essentially there's a hole in the wood.
I complained seven years ago.
It's just been a fight.
At a permit fire on December 18th, the landlord failed to fix our apartment
tidaline, and there was police in our apartment that led to the whole thing.
Anybody could just crawl into our apartment and he's out of the day.
Based on all of these pending stories, the city will then issue a report
that will propose policy changes and plans to address harmful landlord practices.
So some of the things that we have heard a lot about is
The tenants are paying the same rent every single month, even though conditions have gotten dramatically worse.
It is an abusive relationship, and the abuse is being done on the blame words.
I feel like I'm in prison. They're raising to a $2,335.
Yo, how do you even afford this shit? It's expensive as fuck.
Like, it's not a victim blame or anything like that, it's more the opposite.
Like, how do they afford this?
Some people are even being more.
I want the city to be held accountable for stuff like this, I want my landlord to be held accountable.
I also would love for these giant management companies to feel a little scared after all this.
I'm hoping that these hearings offer an accessible way for other tenants to feel comfortable coming
to city officials and speaking about these issues. Come and join us. These are opportunities for
you to come on out and testify as to your experiences dealing with bad landlords across
the city and to inform the policies that we're going to create to ensure that those days
It's comfortable.
Tennis are people, right?
They are nurses and educators and graduate students.
They're laborers.
They just represent like the best of New York.
I'm every...
Chess is in their building, they're so old and shit.
It should be a reset.
If you're, yeah, there should be a new law.
If your building has that many complaints
with that amount of time, for that much,
or whatever, the building is demolished.
The inner story, well done.
Well, they put a bomb at the bottom.
Every vacancy spot, they put a bomb, bombs at the bottom, boom.
And the building is bombed.
They fire a DMT or whatever the fuck, and it explodes,
and it's demolished, and the fuck is reset.
It's called the Great Reset, that's what I say.
If I could even know, I mean in most cases, yeah.
What else?
Yeah, I was just kidding.
It's a joke, yo.
It's a joke.
The modular building, they have to explode them, right?
Helping people equals libtard slash communism all.
Classic maintenance.
We live in a social democracy whether you like it or not.
This is not pure capitalism.
You can never do pure capitalism.
The way you cannot do the opposite either.
Because it's not possible.
You pay you pay taxes some taxes go to the bill so that is we will
Tax go to the gold back at a baby go. Yeah, but it's it's it's a it's a hybrid
It's a hybrid. What about it?
what
Maybe the back. There's no way you do you deny this?
But you don't have a month one single and broke month 36 marry the language stream equals
Social demography
or the Democratic Republic here, I don't know, let's call it.
Telling these old answers, go, and the ring, urban terror, my guess,
Cobbio 1, yes, that's solid, and my number is solid, solid, solid, solid, solid, solid.
Guys, I'm by some shit that you never heard before.
Recently, because of K-So and Jinxie Glaze, the RDR2,
Everybody now says it.
Oh, RDR2 best game.
RDR2 best game.
When they play, they even play RDR2.
They didn't even play it.
It's this weird side glaze out of nowhere.
I've been on the internet for fucking decades.
RDR2 was not glazed to the extent it is right now.
Last year.
It's a fantastic game.
Do you think it's a top 15?
Absolutely.
Do I think you like it?
It's like it deserves the glaze, sure, right?
But the increase of glaze from a few years back today
is performative.
You guys wanna call Kai, he's performative,
you wanna call everybody else very performative.
The internet is creative performative
about RDR2 being as good as it is.
That's it.
That's it.
If you don't wanna call people out,
you have to call the community out as well,
backwards when they do this shit
and they've been doing it.
They're glazing hard and it's performative.
Orgyartupus game.
Whatever, man.
I mean, fuck you.
More related.
That's incorrect.
I have to look at the steps.
I look at the steam charts.
Yeah, this is only on steam.
But you can at least find some more increase.
It's not proportional.
It's not proportional.
You're wrong.
Also.
Also, next take.
Next take is,
E3-3 is shit.
I like E3-3.
I think it's a good game.
I would even classify it as a great game.
It's a good game.
From a good game to great game,
to fantastic game, to game,
best game of all time.
There's a few tears about it.
It's mid-tier good game in terms of the rating, the ranking of that, right?
Ebony's is a great game, is a fucking loser.
Boom, boom, plain case, bang, bang, bang, it's not...
That's guy saying.
Um...
Decent game, decent game,
Good game, great game, right?
Fantastic game, best game of all time, right?
It's kind of these tears.
Yeah, there's a lot of tears under, right?
Like, dog shit game, abysmal game, bad game,
passable game, whatever game is a bunch,
but the reality is that E33 is about here.
It's a good game
Like 30 more gas of themselves and say that it's it's like it's here in this zone
I just best of all time or
Fantastic plus is ridiculous. I mean, it's I don't even know what happened in the internet. I don't love it anybody
It's a joke
If if you really break it down in one of the core mechanics of the game and how it's how it is a game, right?
well
You could do skip the whole movement going around exploration and just go next scene next scene
It would actually probably do even better because they're gonna focus on other shit then fucking to walk around is it the walker is shit
It wrote you the ideas with the bummer
All the exploration mechanics
moving mechanics
Environment interaction mechanics is what you would find in a steam game worth two dollars or less
BANG! I don't get- you don't even have an animation for picking up items.
You have an animation for fucking landing on the ground or what?
It's- it's-
Oh, a rock!
Like, are we fucking dead ass? Like, it's insane.
And he's like, oh well dude, well dude, that's not- that's not what the game is though, that's just-
No, I don't get it. To be a fantastic game, or this, you need to be at least a level of mastery in all these ways.
To just ignore everything that, well, the story is great. Cool, man.
The only way you're going to get here is by mastering all this shit, not by cutting corners and having this fucking bullshit.
Like, what a ridiculous fucking game.
Okay. Bang. Bang. I mean, I cooked.
Democrat or political losers are winning by 20 points margin.
Well, guys, I don't know what the midterms are.
You can say that these people are done without knowing what the midterms are.
I mean, because this is like saying, oh, you guys,
I don't know if people will say, I don't know if there's a destiny or a sign.
People are like, dude, they can even point Yemen on the map.
Okay, so what? I mean, it's like, there's a...
I cannot take about the Middle East of conflicts, because he doesn't know where Egypt is.
I mean, I guess, it's a stupid fucking comment.
I mean, what?
It's incorrect, it's just incorrect now do the warm man is there's a viewer
Isaac Canadian up yo, yo you give a good you give you are a quiz on some of these topics of the tournament
They can't do anything. Okay, so what do I go? What are the midterms are?
like
And I guess you guys would even all the midterms midterms
The unit is made to elections
Usually why people don't get the middle of it for your term nothing about
election day Tuesday
Midden all seats Jack so the president can be not win
What I don't get it I don't get it no the president will stay in
So so what the fuck did I kill him to do with anything?
Oh, hold on guys I don't understand it Democrats are winning by 20 point margins in what race
though you won't raise though what race oh the race from last year that that you guys lost it
the midterms well what midterm I thought I thought it's not wait did I think they're
the losers and maybe maybe he's the wrong term but you want to do one term
Okay, I said that it's not exciting in the video it's not exciting in the video
um
Anyway, um, well chat I said that there's it it
So what happens then it chat what is it if they lose
Shall I what what is it the current people lose then then what did they get did they get less power?
I watched this video.
November 8th, the US will hold 475 separate federal elections.
If you vote in the US, you can vote in at least one of them.
The results will determine who controls these, the two houses of Congress.
After the 2020 election, Democrats controlled the House of Representatives and the Senate,
as well as the Presidency.
The three bodies.
You know what, Jen?
This is going to be a table-taking.
Table-taking.
This is my worst of all time, and I was not busy about it, but if you get elected and then you play your cards right to win the midterms, you're not an effective president and you're useless.
You're useless. You're dog shit.
Doing things for approval of midterms is shit.
Fuck it, I said it.
Fuck.
The public is blind headed.
The public is blind headed.
Why would you still be, you know, the campaign before elections, should the campaign while
in it, in a re-campaign for the next election, that seems like just dog shit.
There has to be a layer of playing a politics game to get the places and then be effective.
Like if you're in effect all the time, then you're useless then.
I mean, I mean, you're useless then.
Yeah, otherwise it's just a it's an eight year campaign
way that the main problem fundamentally is actually not viewbotting the main problem is actually the twitch aggregations the twitch aggregation method and the way that viewbotting and viewership is the main variable to discoverability
So what's the reason why Twitch has such a huge problem with viewbotting?
So it's because of its other platforms comparatively have much a smaller problem with viewbotting like YouTube, for example.
Not only does YouTube have better tools and analytics to predict and protect from viewbotting, but on top of that, they also don't...
If YouTube had the discoverability tools and directories as Twitch did it, speed would be 150k andi.
So it would be 150k andi.
That's it.
And it's like, well, not much.
I have a system that rewards it in the same way that Twitch does.
I disagree with that.
I think that good, like great streamers, great content creators will succeed regardless of how many clippers they're paying and how many view bots they have.
that people will still succeed. It might take longer, but that success will still be realized.
And there will be a person next year. We don't know their name today. But next year, who
believes this? And we'll know their name next year.
Consideration for tons of streamers, like, well, why would I even bother to-
I talk to a lot of streamers that have openly considered-
Low tier streamers get more reach than ones on Twitch. I would agree, but it's
very top heavy it's very like a feature fan in it but even so now somehow more
into itch like you start out on YouTube you're buried you're like you're no
chance like anybody that see you won't see you again like let's be honest like
view-bottom no I'm not saying that they did it but they guys because YouTube
doesn't care like when we get this on the other side is YouTube it guys this
is a complete together I'm a speculating it so I'm a message isn't the
truth. This is my opinion. Okay. I think the YouTube live, the
department is like internally fighting with YouTube video,
right? And there's an effort. There's an effort in place that
YouTube live doesn't succeed. I think that they don't want
YouTube live to be consumed. They would they wanted to stay on
the video consumption and long form video. They do not want
convert that audience because if they did they would have gotten there by now
times in history it's too costly and the return is not good so the reality is
that they don't want to see they don't actually it's not it's even less
profitable than long form so why would they so I think they they're in
They're they're they're literally not me successful. It's my dad
What that's my dad, okay?
true
Well said son well said son. He knows who's the fucking goat of gaming bro, but but the Swiss snuff of gaming
Deadlock Warcraft 3
Overwatch I
dominate
WX you see bro. WX you see move to Denmark
wait wait the x-ray is not a skin wait what did it do the x-ray is not a skin
it's not a skin for a gun it's it's oh my god it's a mechanic what the fuck was I
saying then yeah what was I saying then is a howdy has not called me up with my
worst fucking take that was break guys that was a brain dead then what I said
was fucking stupid oh it's both it's getting the mechanic okay
that's the enchantress foot look at that there's a magic in that ball look
Look at that.
The way it turns like that, that's magic.
So one more old clip.
Okay.
I mean the boys too much, the boy is cooking you.
Yo, yo, every commentators are lively and spiced up the scene.
The way that Korean spiced up the broadcast for MOBA casting compared to boring ass English
speakers.
Sorry, guys, I'm rarely anti whatever English take, but where's the life, man?
Yo, everybody's so bored.
fucking depressed and dying dude they want to they want to hear and have some form of
they want to see some life they might some past they might see some they want to they want to
have something to go on for man not this uh past the front guy kicks ball that is a goal
goal
I used to struggle with, like, caring about what people thought, so I got a hate wall
of all the hate that I've received to motivate me even more, embrace my flaws and find ways.
Yeah, but dude, I disagree again, I disagree, because I do have a lot of mistakes, but
And it's weird that there isn't there's no that like
Embrace my flaws and found ways
Is and bringing the flaws to
I would guarantee that imagine these are people that they're playing a flaws
The other is just fucking hating it. This way it's good
There's criticism
And there is hate your job in his shoes. His job description
is waiting out and finding out with a microscope what is it criticism and what
is it hate and what do you distinguish what is what can take the Christmas
out of okay these guys are good points okay all maybe I'll do this better right
and these guys are fucking loser hater fuck you and being like okay I'll take
a jab over here because I can I can become better with this and I will
I'll put this in the garbage. All of this is garbage.
The alarm is going off. Will Kai stop reading? You know he won't. Beast mode.
Make amazing things.
71 months sub 8 and away. By the way, was his bro doing?
The top image, no Johnna.
XQCL.
I don't think it's a good idea, I don't think it's a good idea.
Also, um, dude, dude, you know for a fact that some employee at this office had to go
and get ink three times just for this, just for this fucking wall.
Bro, you know that some guy was like, yes, Mr. Senate, one more ink cartridge, I got you,
you have to go up to the fucking back store and go to the dusty box and get some more
ink, man.
that I received to motivate me even more.
Ex-Q-C-L-X-Q-C-L-X-Q-C-L.
She was a great three notes, which one we don't get.
You know, like I said, I'm not planning for shit.
And I do think that at the end of this, he's going to have a good product, right?
And he's going to prove that the haters wrong.
But don't get it wrong.
I think proving the haters wrong is one thing, but proving the criticism wrong isn't correct.
When you win, you are proving the criticizer's right.
You're actually, you're proving them right.
That whatever you were doing dog shit when fixed it they were right that it was dog shit the haters are the ones that are unreasonable
Saying oh, this is shit because it's shit you without any sort
It's not when people complain about my merchant what I did what I did
Some Christmas valid and I thought oh wow that's actually kind of smart them. Oh, this is shit. I'm gonna get bullied lot, okay?
Where's the where's the thing I can improve on today? I will get bullied because
Where's the good? Where's the good? It's not Christmas. You're safe. I mean
Um, do you feel me?
I'm in. AndrƩ?
I'm in. AndrƩ?
Almost.
I'm sorry, not AndrƩ. How many are there?
I'm in the windows. I'm in here.
Watch your keyboard, okay?
No. No.
No, no, no.
That's good.
That's good.
And the price is like 23,999 for one TV and the two TV is 26,999.
The M1 is a yen.
And also this magic function.
I don't know how to do this.
She's good.
No, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
Almost.
Yeah.
200 bucks is great.
Or 1.6 USD.
So the reality is that
the increase that something like this has to be
could be other shares to be massive and be able to start using
using some of this shit, and some of the fucking,
like, one of the same point is this shit,
this is trash.
Nobody wants virtual keyboards.
Nobody wants this.
People would rather click on the screen
while holding, going like this, than doing,
nobody likes that.
It's awful.
Okay, the only thing you would be able to pull this
off is if you etched the screen
with small little indentation in the plastic,
like when you can feel on the F.
You know, on the African chat, look at your, no, no.
Stop, something goes wrong.
Look at your keyboard right now, and look at your F key,
and feel your finger on it.
You feel that?
Oh, you feel that?
Those are important.
Those are important.
Those are, they help you locate where you're at.
This shit, you don't know where you're at.
It's lame, it's trash.
You know what, if you have to look at your screen,
while typing, you would rather click the screen itself.
Like, how hard is that to understand it?
And also, motion controls are no, no, no, no, no.
People have tried it for decades, it's a no, it's a no.
The interview, as they're trying to push this for 10 years already.
This...
Nobody fucking uses that shit.
Ten years of trying to fucking make people use this shit.
Nobody uses it.
Horrible.
Horrible dog shit garbage.
Next.
I'm like, oh, like they taking this out of, they taking this, yeah, they taking this out
of context.
Like they really think something is wrong and nothing is wrong.
So I'm just like, okay, like let me go live and show, go live and show.
They steal bashing like they did.
Um, the fan, uh, which I said, the dog abuser.
Jaisal, the dog is like yelling shit.
That's awful.
Yo, that's fucking awful.
Well, she, well, she, well, she beat it up to a crisp.
What?
61 months.
I come for the good takes and the slide.
Even let me explain myself.
They like, bitch, you did this and did it.
I'm like, no, no, you don't just want to be able to go live.
Yeah, I'm just like clear it up
Okay, I could just clear this up and like just say my piece because nothing's wrong and nothing actually happened
Nothing the narrative that everybody's painting if somebody says in my piece. I know for about your same some fucking malarkey young daughter
Like and we said that I need to say my piece. I know you're about a waffle some shit nobody wants to fucking here
Well, that didn't happen. So I'm like
Fuck I wish this camera angle was showing a different angle
I wish I didn't have this bitch up right here. You can't see down here. So it's like
Fuck how can I make them believe?
Something that happened like how can I do that? And it's like fuck you really can't like you can't everybody don't have any on the pain
Put that dog abuse
Where they belong
The situation had happened like a couple days
Everybody's like we're gonna blow over it got bigger and they had came out with the article with he's in good condition
That did not get analyzed as as you as the situation situation so it was like they could fucking show his x-ray
Yes, people that you know, they'd rather see the hate hate than the positive. So yeah, who is this glazer?
Who is it? You know, how about you research your topic and see why she was fucking?
What was the clip was and and give us some pushback based on the claims. She's making it because now you just platforming
You're basically putting a megaphone on misinformation
I'm gonna have to live with this shit and it's a legal case now, so I can't really talk too much about it.
I can't really say everything that I want to say and I can't really project and be emotional and be real.
How I want to because it's a case and everything is like all my clips and social media is being brought up in court.
So it's just like, fuck, I have to watch what I say and I gotta take this, I gotta take the right precautions to be ready for this whole situation.
And I gotta prove myself and prove to my fans that...
Buddy, buddy, the dog is fucking yelling
for like a long ass while,
but we can see the whole thing.
What the fuck, bro?
Huh?
That, well, that clip is awful.
Like it's what, it's what it,
also are the fans in the room right now?
I woke up.
Um.
Anyway.
Um, yeah, I think people are doing these parties, they're doing it every dessert of the day.
Second comment, out of context when dog was literally getting beat looking like Jake Future.
We got her son over here ranting like she didn't harm her dog.
Brother, brother, you can't do this to me, Chad.
You guys, I read it word by word, I don't look at the whole front if I read it.
You guys don't need to read it, you should just sit out loud.
That's awful.
Yo, you think, I would have read that if I saw the whole phrase, that's a
Die, Bollackle!
Uuuuuhmm...
Jack, Jack, Jack!
Classic!
GAAAAAAL! GAAAAAAL! GAAAAAAL!
SUPER PEPO THE POTREPALI!
SUPER PEPO!
Well, I like to watch the music of the clip to debunk it.
I can't find it.
It's like buried.
Oh!
As you further later,
man actually look alike at the mall so I'm saying shots of prison made in
front of what
51 months going absolutely not smoke
I'm not gonna lie CC, I'm watching you when I was going to drop
and you see in my pocket your bitch
what did I say? what did I say?
what did I say? what did I say?
I need this to talk shit, what did I say?
It was like wearing a shirt and it's like wearing tight-knit shirts.
True. True. I'm not going to fold them. I was down in business, eh?
If you wear the spaghetti, spaghetti noodle, fucking tank top, whatever, right?
Lame. It's lame. Bro, it's like a fucking man bikini.
It's like, bro, come on, bro. I know for a fact in five years you'll look by and say,
She's just fucking what was I doing you do it? It is okay
No, yes, I'm sure the word isn't the way it doesn't sound bad I
Think it other men like men that have that you know I mean
I feel like if I like men, I would like the visuals of another men that I've attracted
wearing that clothing, you know what I mean?
I feel like it would, what?
Okay, so is there any new to the stream, please stop me using the stream, please stop it.
Yeah, stop me using the stream, please.
What's your whole clip?
Oh, I did not see the clip.
Sorry.
I don't think women like that image.
It's not physique, it's fashion. To the t-corrector.
Wrong.
I don't- I don't use drugs, then.
Fuckin' Cooster Goblin.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Hi.
Well, um, well, well, can I be honest with you?
I don't suspect it.
I, yo, I was clowning the clothing, but now that we're going through the, we're
in this territory, then I'm argue.
I'm Margie's fool.
Buddy.
Buddy.
You have the eye bag like you're skeleton it but you look half dead. Come on, bro
Well, you're a young man. You're young man. He should be she should be looking healthy and ready to go man. Come on, bro
You have to train the wreck eyes man
I'll say don't work that jello. I'm looking for them
If you mute at least an hour and a half more you currently do you ever go it would be gonna harder
It's look it's looking kind of soft that I mean you're gonna be an aesthetic to Lord and you need to work that y'all on
You need a word
And it's a little bit. It's a little bit
I feel I can have takes without doing it myself. I don't do it. Yes. I don't look max. I don't give a fuck. I
Think it looks maxing it is for the
Younger guys that have similar approval. Whatever. It's all good
We both did it.
No, so we're going to aspire to today, less than three.
Maybe you're probably not.
If you want to be, if you want to attract someone, based off something,
the looks of something, when you don't have that, you're losing value.
The way you want is maximize the things that stay forever.
Who you actually are, what you did, the saliva version of you, nobody can take that away
from you.
That's who you are.
What you look like, you could lose that tomorrow.
You could lose that next week.
You could lose that in a decade.
You'll be not as good looking and maybe the muscles are going to fall off because you
don't go to the gym anymore.
Maybe you're going to have an accident, maybe you're going to have a big scar on
your face.
Oh my God.
Now you're ugly.
Now what?
You lose your friends?
Should you lose your government?
Should you use everybody around you because now you're ugly?
Because all you set yourself up for is what you look like?
I think it's short-sighted.
I think it's short-sighted.
I think it's going to be a sad, a walled hit, man.
No, I mean.
You could be a Chad Lighthawk Chad if you tried.
But you are a mid-tier normie, unfortunately.
Yo, yo.
But what, though?
And you couldn't even get in shape for it, bro.
You're a disaster.
You really are Felix.
Hey man, just let me go.
Seriously take a look at yourself bro.
You probably can't even lift your ass from that chair bro.
No wonder you stream 20 hours a day just sitting there.
I think it's safe to say you will never be in shape bro.
I told you to let me go.
Thanks for watching!
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Saw good
No, I knew that
Yeah I mean, you guys I don't wanna hear this but I just don't want to hear all of it.
Chad?
What is it?
Snoop Dogg?
Uh, make a decision, no.
What the fuck?
No?
Chad, is Snoop Dogg the honest?
Yeah, I mean, that's a classic, you know, kick is a better watching experience.
Just here to keep my prime steak going less than free.
Um, kick is nice, kick is nice, uh, true-
I'll give them $250,000.
Ugh!
I hate you.
Rant and Ashley were in a relationship
until he cheated on her on national television.
You are my least favorite person.
I ain't been the best.
Welcome to the camp.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, I know him.
I told a little bit of a lie.
It's not just you and your ex-girlfriend.
It's you and your five ex-girlfriends.
I don't know.
Well, let's go meet the exes.
Hi.
Nice to meet you guys.
It's awkward.
Who ever laughed at the end of th-
Chad, I know it's my be-hater, but I think, I think, um, knowing a little bit more about the world,
somebody who does these dating shows or whatever, should-
We sold the shit.
It is ineligible for a s- I guess it doesn't make sense.
I mean-
30 days, we'll split.
Because of me, let's be honest, Chad, they don't really stand on- on- on anything in that department.
It's not really- it's not really- guys, it's all for entertainment.
It's all for entertainment. It's not really love and shit.
That $250,000.
We should probably start collecting some wood.
Nice to see you guys.
Alright, have fun, get in the firewood.
Now that I'm out here, I'm just gonna pretend I'm out here alone.
Does anyone have anything nice to say about Grant?
He did, like, write me a song.
He sang me a song, too.
He wrote me a song and then played it for another girl.
I'm just gonna focus on surviving as best I can out here.
Well, he's building the fire by himself.
Chad, that's what she takes on her face, no?
I mean, I don't want to be like herself, like an intel, but...
He pretends to be.
I mean, it's really bad.
Bad stories to you.
And the gossip continued for hours.
Even into the night. It's like modifying to like even be associated with him. This is why I'm single women are scary
Oh, what what what 20 minute on? I?
Been the best and your ex-co-friend. It's you and your five
dude dude dude like
Holy fuck
Mother this is like the like the britain meta. You know, I mean
Like this didn't work out. How about get to know me again? I don't want to
But this would become the most intense revenge story I've ever seen.
I'm out for revenge.
There was never a point where it was going to be his money.
We're playing this whole time was to punish me.
He is trying to manipulate me and make himself feel better.
This is your last chance, Ashley.
I'm not joking.
You're the most disgusting man.
Grant, I love you.
They've lost their minds.
How was the first night, everybody?
I had a hard time.
It was a great day.
Yeah.
Good.
It was fun.
To celebrate 24 hours in the woods,
I have a secret for each side.
I'm scared.
I'm not stupid
I'm not stupid
Guys, I don't need to do these videos
This video doesn't, it's not for me
I'm not talking to audience for that
I think that um
Yeah, it's not for me
Yeah I mean
How are you?
I didn't hear anything recently
Okay, who are you?
Okay, I'm your sister
Okay, can you step back?
Can you step back?
Can you step back?
Can you step back?
Can you step back?
I'm not worried about that right now, you're bleeding, I'm worried about your injuries.
Can you please just get my story?
Yes, I will, but I'm worried about your injuries right now, we will get everything figured out.
I don't know where you're coming from.
What?
The injury.
Okay, okay, let's worry about injuries and keeping you safe.
I will get the story with the accident once we know, once everybody's safe.
Can you just-
Get a napkin from the glove.
You want to just-
I'm going to be able to- no, because I'm going to be able to keep her comers
in you can.
Wipe yourself off.
This is that-
I'm going to go back to the
house. I'm going to go back
to the house. Okay, Just some
just some and you're okay.
Just some. I just some some
cuts from the glass,
probably. Yeah What's your
name? Demetra Demetra. Where
were we coming from? I was
coming from my house, but
this woman was tailgating me,
so I pulled over right and
then, you know the
intercession. I stopped first
at the stop sign and then I
This woman was tailgating, like going super duper fast, I don't know why, and tailgating me, so I pulled over because I was like, why is she tailgating me for what?
So, and then I stopped at this-
So how do you go super duper fast and tailgating somebody? Wouldn't they be regulated at your speed at least? I mean-
Stop fine, and then I went and she went, but when I'm the side of her and I went and this woman wanna stick her middle finger at me, so I went
And then I put my mouth finger at her because why is she doing that to me?
And then I was coming to my sister's house and this woman want to throw a glass bottle at my car
so
so I went after her because
Okay, what do you mean you went after her?
Oh
Yes
Can I ask you were you still was she still in her car when you did this? Yes
Okay
Ambulance coming just to get her bandaged up
She's got the airbag deployment too
a step to the side now please ma'am. I know you're related but I need you to go over to
your car now. Wait, I'm going to call Demetra. No. I'm telling you. Demetra, do not say anything
else until mom gets here. Go to the car. Go to the car. I'm telling you to go to the
car. Go to the car. Do not say nothing else until mom gets here. She's just got a bunch
of glass cuts but I don't know who's blood this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She's
like driving her car at her car because of a road rage.
That's kind of what it sounds like.
So, she's going.
Hey, ma'am.
I just want to hear her bandage number of witnesses.
What do you want me to do about that?
Did you ever come out of your car?
No.
You don't know who's blood that is, then.
Is it?
Huh?
There's nobody's blood.
There's blood on the fender of your car.
So it is somebody's blood.
I didn't hit nobody.
I didn't hit nobody.
Okay, did you never got out of your car though?
Did you ever get out of your car?
No, I did not get out of the car.
Okay, do you want to go to a sneer?
I did not get nobody.
I'm gonna stay over here.
I've noticed.
Okay.
Chill out.
I know you're doing your job.
I only asked this sister that, you know,
you did get out of your car.
Yeah, my bad.
I think it's one of the biggest
on the board that I've ever seen.
I'm just going to grab some clubs
for when I go night and night.
Okay.
So I just want to get the story real quick from where you were coming from that way, right?
And you're going which way this way?
All right.
And you were headed to where exactly?
Her house?
Which is where?
What's the address of her house?
Can you just tell me?
It's just you can stay out of my way.
Okay.
Are you going to talk to me at all?
Just take the kid out of the car, don't care.
Take the kid out of the car for me then.
Or what?
Get out of the car, because I'm telling you to.
No.
Yes.
Get out of the car.
No.
I will physically remove you from the car.
They're physically removed me!
Alright, get out of the car.
Oh, I mean, they don't need some sort of...
It's important to understand.
Yeah, yeah.
They don't need some form of heavy machinery for that.
and the other involved party side of the story.
What's the other side of the story?
I got it as pretty much a word.
There's some sort of rotary engine
because he was following her too close
and then she came in and stopped saying one flick,
the other took the other one off.
She threw a bit of a bottle of vodka
still in her car, so she intentionally drove
her car at her.
Yeah, that's a little excessive.
So basically, we got a suit coming out
from like, on H, or like, gateway.
She says, this car pulled over
like they're going to turn it on in the right lane.
So she said, I went around in the lock
I just kept going. So she pulled out and followed me. And then in front of high school, she
passes her in the no passings on from high school and cuts her off. So she can go around
here and just keep driving and get away. And she just followed her. I wish she went and
she said, I'm going to turn on this guy. I just wanted to get rid of it. And I slowed
And I pulled down here and she just hit me as hard as she could.
She rented me and ended up in the side of the building.
She said she intentionally hit her.
And then she said she got a car, ran up
and pushed her to the on-screen, and she was like,
looking my window went up and she had a knife in my hand.
Whoa!
The search will soon search the suspect's vehicle
for the supposed knife she allegedly used
to threaten the victim with.
But first, back to your regularly scheduled program.
You're from the car?
I basically removed me!
All right, get out of the car.
Whoa!
Get out of the car.
Whoa!
Don't!
I'm in the car!
Get out of the car!
I'm too thin to be a-
I don't know who that's-
Man, just step on it!
What about her?
It's a cheater!
Get out of the car!
Because I'm black, bro!
Here, get out of the car!
Because I'm black!
This is where you move her!
You're dead!
This is where you move her, bitch!
You guys are p-
This is where you move her!
You don't gotta make me pay you!
She did say for you to remove me, though.
I'm dead to save you!
She gave them permission, too, though.
Wow!
I mean, she didn't have to, but she did, though.
Get out of the car!
Get out of the car!
Oh, okay, he's only gonna do nothing.
Like, she will take that shit like I fucking did with her.
Get on the ground!
Wow!
You got that fucking...
That's the ass cop!
That's the ass cop!
You got him paged, everybody!
That's the ass cop!
You got heavy armor. What do you do?
That's the ass cop!
Yeah bro, yeah cops about to take me in jail.
Yeah, I've got the fucking time.
Only one copa.
That's gonna hurt bad.
You ain't doing shit for her.
Fuck that bitch.
You started all this shit.
You started all this shit.
He's like a dog.
Can you mind your own business, man?
She started all this shit.
He shot your arm through a bottle at my car!
Stop kicking.
Fuck that!
No!
Whoa!
Damn, fuck that!
Man!
Ma'am, can you go to the side of the road?
No.
Go to the side of the road.
I don't fucking know.
Go to the side of the road.
Get the fuck off me!
I find fascinating the way that the body will shrink like fat.
In different parts of the body depending on the person's build.
You can't even call it a chicken leg.
So you want massive chicken legs?
Like chicken thigh legs?
So then the big ass arms, the big ass necks.
Why is she not resting?
you go with this attitude and they have every right when you're this worked up. Now be nice to
that. Do you understand? You're not going to get anywhere but in deep trouble if you don't get
something. Yo hold on, what the heck? It's cooking hard.
Okay, I'm going to get you to calm yourself down and check yourself out. Everybody didn't go off.
No, the woman's into it. She's not in there for that much.
After getting the suspect calmed down enough to be checked out for her injuries,
officers begin searching for a knife she allegedly used to threaten the victim
silver water bottle
yeah yeah yeah she admitted to intentionally ramming her car so we got enough to search
There's nothing else at all.
This is silver, this is silver.
I haven't seen any weapons so far.
There's this knife.
I don't know if this would be it.
There would be more metal institutions
that I know that you would want me to add up.
I could see if it would work.
What is a metal institution done?
It's in the glove box here.
It's not bloody.
I don't know.
It says it came out of the knife.
I don't know.
It says they saw a knife.
How big of a knife are we?
I can question you more on that.
Okay.
Two greens are all you wanted right now.
They're not like presents in a bunch of them.
Perfect. I'll see that too.
Oh, you found it.
That's probably a black closed pocket knife.
Black closed pocket knife? Okay.
Two independent witnesses said there was a knife involved.
Oh, perfect.
The one I just talked to said she could hear the other driver say she's got a knife.
Both of them said they saw it.
Look at the missiles, she was going to take the car, yeah, but then her car went through.
Eh, how would you know that don't?
How are you feeling right now?
Did you hurt her?
It does.
Is that from the car?
Oh no.
Okay, do you have any questions for me?
Honestly, I don't really even know what to think right now.
Okay.
That might change though.
Alright, I know they didn't move your vehicle.
I think it is drivable someone right now.
Yeah.
I have insurance and so you were you were stopped at the stop sign
And we don't know what we want to know the situation that we only have the witness again
What does that work out?
Officers further investigate the other involved party Nicole Demitra later stated while talking to police that Nicole threw a bottle at her vehicle
She said the bottle was blue and thought it was a beer bottle.
When officers speak to Nicole about this, she denies throwing the bottle.
However, when the officer informed her that there were cameras at that intersection,
Nicole changed her story and said that she threw the bottle out of the window,
but not at Demetra's car. She was just throwing it out to dispose of it.
An officer then went back to the scene to check the area for the bottle,
and he did locate a metal water bottle that was blue.
It was a Star Wars themed water bottle with a picture of Yoda,
and was approximately halfway full of water,
making it highly unlikely that Nicole was simply trying to dispose of it.
Nicole was then charged with disorderly conduct obstructing and reckless driving and is innocent unless proven guilty in a court of law in
Demetra's statement to police
She also said her intention when she followed Nicole in her vehicle was to quote slap the
out of her
Demetra was screaming and he charged with felony second-degree recklessly
Endangering safety resisting obstructing and disorderly conduct with a modifier for use of a dangerous weapon
She took a plea deal pleading guilty to second-degree recklessly endangering safety while the other charges were dismissed
She was sentenced to three years of probation years ago
I'm driving home off-study on I-95.
Two brain deads in.
Two brain deads in.
No way, I went for nobody.
I put my blinker on, normal lane change.
Guy cuts in front of me, arm out the window,
holding the knife.
Then he realizes I'm in full uniform.
I watched a grown man turn pale like he saw a ghost.
Then he takes off.
Now me and some other you, just catch up to him
and make for your-
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, um, new eobody cams, is it good?
What's in this playpen right here?
Maybe one more?
Oh, we haven't actually seen that before, I'm pretty sure, no?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we've seen that before.
But when we saw the clip, another video, is the video worth watching, you think?
What about that one, though?
What about that one, though?
um
What's this in this playpen right here? Oh, you know did you put a human child in that playpen?
Oh systems you have to fight please
They were zip tied in a cage
You told me if I talked to the cops
When a woman alleges that she was robbed and raped by a vengeful couple, an Ohio investigation
quickly descends into a twisted world of drugs, crime, and unthinkable child endangerment.
As the couple flees, it will be up to the cops to stop this madness before the worst
can happen.
The following report is based on official police records, hours before deputies and
In Hawking County, Ohio would find a toddler locked in a makeshift cage.
The first moments of this bizarre case open with a young woman claiming to have been beaten
and robbed.
Some man brought her here and he said she came out of the woods to his cabin and asked
him for help.
And he brought her here, the sooner he would have worked.
It seems pretty well that he messed up, man, these boys did a little trick, she had
some money and they wanted the money off.
What? What did they do?
They beat her down and she ran through the woods.
She had fires and all of her house burns out of her face.
It's horrible.
They're shaking so much.
It's a mess.
It looks like some of the postures.
The couple says that they drove the young woman,
Megan C., to her father's house earlier today.
The man that dropped her off here told me
he was going to call the police and tell them who.
I said yes best thing to do and Megan said no, I don't want to be there because she just went right into her heads
And get away from the tree the next stop for the next year, but they quickly realized they're not about to get the cooperation
They might have expected
Was Megan here? No
Okay, we want to check on her we heard that she was on her mobile home
She was dropped off here
Yeah, she can't hear you.
Okay.
Does she beat up?
No.
No.
Did you have any idea why somebody would tell us that?
You people?
Right.
Would you care to talk to me for a moment?
You said it through the door?
Yeah, come around back.
Suspicious that your father isn't being truthful,
the deputies head around the house to dig deeper.
Can I make these powers for Tom?
You want to come?
I don't want to.
I don't want to do what I do.
When did she leave you?
Why did she leave?
Uh, yesterday.
I was told she was brought here today.
A little bit ago after she was assaulted,
actually wronged.
Uh, she was right.
I've already made contact with them to interview them.
They brought her here
within the last hour.
Well, I told you I didn't see nothing on her.
Okay. So, but you just told her
that she wasn't here today.
And now, how could that be if you're now telling me
that you didn't see anything wrong?
She was here for a little bit, but.
OK, if she's here right now,
we are not concerned with her warrants.
OK, if that's why you're lying to us.
Yeah, so I would rather just talk to her.
Because right now I'm looking at her as a victim
more than anything else.
OK, because if someone did rob her
and did do this to her,
they deserve to go to jail today.
So if she's here, I would like to speak with her.
Yeah, then take it with you, right?
If there's anything to jail.
If there's any, any way around that, if there's any way around that, then we will try all means possible.
Megan's dad promises to give them a call when his daughter returns, but the deputies aren't taking that for an answer.
I mean, dude, this is a new daughter.
I believe your daughter is here in the house.
I'm not going to lie to you.
And I really wish you'd stop buying the mean.
You're going to tell her to come out and talk to us.
We'll wait for you over here.
Her partner waits by the front door until a sudden shout catches his attention.
I mean, if she has water, I mean...
Yeah, I think so.
So she's not here?
Well, he's a neighbor's boyfriend.
Well, when we went in there to look, she's over.
Megan's family agrees to let the deputies look around,
and in a case that will grow to involve many forms of crime and deception.
The victim's elusiveness is only the beginning.
Her cell phone is in here on charge. Her money's laying on there. Her purse is here and a cold drink is still in that bedroom. She's in this trailer, so...
But Megan is nowhere to be found, leading the deputy to seek help from her mom.
I'm gonna tell her she's out.
I don't have any hope. I don't have any hope for her anymore. She's okay. She will be okay.
I'm so sorry.
Sorry, I'm so sorry.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Are you trying to keep me from taking over the chain?
I will do one thing.
She's going to die in a second.
Right?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I hope I take care of her.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I can tell you're upset and I can tell that you're not feeling better.
With Megan's hiding spot revealed, the deputies devise a ruse to confront her family and friends,
preventing her from knowing that her mom gave away the game.
We know there's high probability of her being in here, okay?
Because no one's gonna leave their phone.
That's nice.
Leave all their cash.
If they were just robbed for some of their cash, you're not going to leave the rest of it
You heard something
I'm gonna ask you right now. Is she in the cabinet?
Jack if I was playing on this, I would ask how they get this intervention. You need to tell me now
All right, Megan when he opens that just keep your hands up for we can see him
Everything will be just fine. You are safe.
But amid the absurdity of having to track her down in a locked cabinet,
Megan now drops a bombshell accusation.
And he raped me and now I gotta go to jail like this.
Here's the deal, okay?
I want to put the people who did this to you before able to.
Yeah, but I'm gonna be in jail for a long time.
Man, we don't even know what you're warrant for anymore.
There's nothing else but I need to go back.
As Megan wrestles with the consequences of coming forward,
her mom gets into it with her family.
You're gonna get out of the way.
You're gonna bring something for a second.
I'm gonna be late.
I know.
I know.
I just want her.
Yeah.
What is it?
You want me to give her a light?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't tell you she was here.
Did I tell you?
I didn't say that.
You're gonna stay there all dark.
You want that?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I don't want that.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
You left it up to me.
Shane, that's a wrong man.
Huh? Why don't you want your honor?
That's over with you. Yeah, you left it up to me!
Then somebody lied it before I don't care.
As her family fights it out, Macon reveals that she's got much...
Chat from the British Internet, I know she was like some ill old woman,
like they could barely speak whatever, like on her last leg,
like all like innocent and shady.
She turns like a...
Like her words about...
Like met the rage Andy.
It's not one of her hide-and-seek.
Resident either, seven-of-a-dialogist.
Now he told me he didn't tell me if I talked to the cops, he would kill my family because he knows we're there.
Megan C says that her attackers are Franklin T. J. Barney and his girlfriend, Megan Smith, both of whom she considered friends,
and after being transported to the hospital for treatment and a rape evaluation, she gives a shocking account of what happened this morning.
This all happened to me because my boyfriend and I almost finished
and I was getting spiced up on email and they were supposed to take me
and they knew how much money I had, they tried to get money
Yo chat, these shots are insane
I mean whatever the fuck they're gonna say, guilty, look at this shit
I got the money out from my dad on cash out that I pulled off the cash out card
How much do you think they got?
Well, it's $16.
$16?
They thought they were never gonna get your money
because I had one of those $1500 dollars on me.
They didn't get any of that.
You had it somewhere else?
I had it somewhere else and it was a lot.
I hope I'm not completely stupid.
She says TJ agreed to pick her up and take her to West Virginia.
Instead he and a friend showed up
Yo, this place.
Ewww.
Oh nah, the gold pepsi, I cannot.
He got mad because he said that we screwed with his, that credit force had a way.
And that's why he did what he did to try to rob me and that's why he did what they did to me.
To get even with my boyfriend didn't make any sense.
Her reasoning was her dead sister's stuff was thrown away.
That's not what happened.
We backed up and everything that's been worked out.
She and her boyfriend recently moved off the property, but she says that the anger over how they left was nothing more than a cover story.
There's a set up for me to go. They were all in it.
The assault happened where?
I did it in Assault's garage.
In the garage?
Yeah.
And...
Dude!
After, straight after the assault, I'm assuming this went...
Thank you.
The other stuff occurred, right?
Yeah.
And that was also in the garage?
Yes.
What is that?
Days Gone.
Days Gone.
Days Gone.
It's the same exact thoughts that we've all frightened.
And they ran to the woods and that's why I have these birds to the world so they hear it.
Megan agrees to take care of her warrants and comes with a warning about the couple's children,
who are currently in the custody of TJ's mother, Ella.
They have their two kids and a little boy saw them along the salt boat.
The little girl was just inside, but I... they... they could touch right in front of her, like in the chamber with her.
And someone needs to be out in the orchestra, Ella, because that's not fair to that little girl. She didn't... angle.
When deputies descend that night on what they call the Varney compound, the children will soon become priority number one.
But first, they must figure out from the others on the property where exactly T.J. Barney and Megan Smith can be located.
He's actually living in Ellis old place here now.
Nobody.
Nobody?
Anybody?
Where's T.J. with an accent?
I didn't see him.
I was on the T.J.
Oh, boy.
Well, you blessed him.
I already told you.
You like this?
You're going to jail.
I do.
I do.
I do.
Absolutely are.
Yes, you are.
Okay.
This is Lou.
This is Lou.
I'm going to live here.
I'm going to live here.
I'm going to live here in Ellis.
Yeah.
That was yesterday and today.
day.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'll run you myself all the way to Columbus, I don't care, but if you lie again, you'll
go to jail.
Chapter four.
We didn't already know.
You've already compounded.
Okay.
That's enough.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's funny.
The other tenants aren't much help, but soon a transmission over the radio changes
things.
I know, it was insane.
Many put like the green filter on from the camera on this, like literally.
Megan Smith and TJ have fled into the woods together, but when the deputies arrive at
their last known location, the home of TJ's mother Ella Webb, the focus quickly
shifts to the couple's young children.
As the deputies follow the three-year-old boy into the home, they notice a disturbing
structure in the living room.
What's this in this, what's this in this plate pan right here?
What do you mean?
This.
Did you put a human child in that plate pan?
No.
He slipped out of it and I had to watch him, but no, he slipped in the bed with
me.
you put a human being in this cage go out there and sit down illa go out there and sit down
the deputies are first on the stage finding the three-year-old boy inside a dirty pack-and-play
it's top opening covered by a wooden gate attached with string and zip ties the report
indicates that this turned the pack and play into a cage, preventing the child from getting out.
When they begin taking the playpen apart, the deputies discover more horrors waiting within.
Yeah, they soiled a lot of them.
I asked him if he was drinking all that.
Hey, is this your sippy? How funny.
Was this your sippy?
Is that, is that, is that yours?
Yeah.
Oh God.
When did you have that?
Today?
Ew.
Ew, dude.
Yeah, he's bulging and he can't smell it.
This was in the car, but it's hard to find it's where it was.
Faced with more than they expected to find out here, the deputies called child services.
Well, yeah.
We're on Santa's first floor.
There's a two-year-old that was at the house.
It was a rake and a robbery.
It was like an accident.
We pulled up at the front door of the SWAT team.
They told me the suspect.
You need a license for a car.
You need a license for everything.
don't need a license to read the child that's crazy to me.
I said it, I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care what he says the child's not taking it in.
So they left their kids here.
It was actually, they had them in a locked cage.
That's what I said.
Okay, so other than that, one more thing.
We're going to have to get you back.
Oh, that's not the worst of it.
There's lines everywhere in the house that's accessible to children.
But as the deputies will soon see for themselves, knives aren't the only items within the children's reach.
No, no, no, no, no. Bring it back for me.
Oh, Sister.
You wanna fight?
What?!
What is?
That's exactly what that is.
No, it's not.
We need to take that.
Yeah, I know.
You're just running around.
Yeah, I'm a metal-type justification person, so I'm just gonna stop.
Fight.
As troubling as the situation looks for the children here, their parents are on the run,
and Ella has been arrested.
In the meantime, the deputies still have the original disturbing allegations to investigate.
It was like they were turned on by each other by it, and then they were like, they were just
these shitheads. I closed my eyes and just prayed for it to be over.
So this is where this happened happened for 30 years, gotcha.
It's not the thing we've been talking about, but also, sodomized for...
Resident Evil 7 was a documentary on my fucking...
No, for Shawnee today, which is where they want to pick her out, though.
In addition to the receipts, the deputies find a very peculiar journal.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
First time roll is broken.
The press may expect three times,
vlog three times,
place all names with palms out for 15 minutes.
If the same roll is broken again,
the press will be on these vlog five to ten times,
say they're very 40 minutes.
If I'm gonna be taking one, they expect five to ten times,
not a lot of time, clean whatever daddy says, clean and be naked.
Let me see that.
If the investigators have questions about this journal,
They'll have to wait.
The man who might be able to answer them
is in the woods somewhere behind the property.
Well, right when you got here, what was that all about?
That was teacher.
What's he talking about here?
Santa, he's stuck.
Come down to the hill.
Nope.
And then he ends up in town.
Yeah.
Maybe he's going to go to jail or something like that.
Maybe they don't know us.
So maybe he's still back there stuck?
It's very impossible.
He's definitely back there.
I don't think he's.
He's probably back there.
I talked to him.
I was back there.
We talk back to you.
Neither TJ nor Megan will emerge from the woods tonight.
In a statement to the press, the chief deputy says,
I very, very strongly encourage Mr. Barney and Ms. Smith
to immediately surrender themselves to law enforcement.
If they choose to run from their responsibilities
as they did tonight, the Hawking County Sheriff's Office
will tirelessly leverage every local, state,
and federal resource available to bring these two to justice.
The state deputies are back out at the so-called
compound where the stakes are soon raised yet again.
I want to kill myself.
Now, ladies, you, uh...
Please, ma'am.
Kill one of us?
Yeah.
What are you trying to tell you that these babies
are gonna get down to see you later?
Tell us how to back up.
He said he's going to be out of here.
With a new danger in the air,
the deputies move quickly when a report
from their partners comes over the radio.
Can you push my address when you click that button?
Got him detained?
I love you, baby.
I'm sorry.
You're looking at the trail.
Yo, what's that happening on that?
Is it better that way or this way?
No.
You're going to walk through a million brayers over there.
You're going to have to jump in to cross the creek right here
and go back up over the hill, sir.
We're not far from the road.
We're going to walk them out.
After navigating through the thick woods and a creek, the suspects are padded down and taken
into official custody.
I have some faith.
I don't have any lost.
I don't have any lost.
They might have seen stuff in my pockets.
I know it doesn't fall.
It's not.
Okay.
I don't.
There's nothing safe there.
I don't think so.
I'm not sure what's in this pocket.
It's a big size mold right there for just the straw.
I mean the state.
I mean the little glass tape in my pocket.
Look at that Jack.
A fatty.
I've been some fatty on this side.
We're going to call out one piece of foil.
Good kids.
Why didn't you guys come out of the woods last night when Deputy Referee was looking for you?
I did, but when I come out, everybody was gone.
You can look at me, I promise. I was stuck in a briar bush.
Your child was stuck in a playpen. She kind of had no kids. Were you aware of that?
Oh, okay, that's good.
You're going to get stuck by a briar.
No, it's not.
What's the truth about that, okay?
She said that you did.
You know about the play-fan, right?
They're a play-fan in the house?
Yeah, they're a play-fan in the house.
Megan and TJ are taken to the station where the cops will have many more questions.
And as it turns out, they aren't the only ones.
Can you tell us why you did this to the timers?
They didn't do nothing to them.
The reporters can be bypassed, but the detectives won't be so easily dismissed.
First off, I guess we can start the conversation of, you know why, obviously, other than your
warrants, why we were after you specifically over the past day or so.
You wouldn't have any inflammation.
TJ is interviewed later, and unlike his girlfriend, he decides to take a guess as
to why.
Yo, this guy!
Same.
That's it?
My niece?
Gotcha.
I said she's gonna have me put in jail.
I'm seeing that attest to her, but I know better than that.
She knows better than that.
I would never do nothing like that.
I would say this.
Okay, but Jack, this jacket's gonna hard though.
Why wouldn't he give him some bullshit jacket?
The situation's closely.
What a waste, though.
It doesn't have anything to do with it.
Okay.
So this has to do with Megan.
She was at the house yesterday.
That's the...
And so the Geraldson office is that she's not going to tell me no, but she said
What are you doing?
That was 60.
She had 60 bucks on her.
It wasn't that much.
I'll tell you, I'll be honest,
it was way more than that.
It was fentanyl.
That was my old glass tube.
That's why I took it.
It was a ground and a half,
so it had been about $160 on the street,
but that's all I took was Fettie.
Took Fettie.
She came over and she got my girlfriend better.
My wife, my wife Megan, my Megan better.
She left the bio sitting next to all her bags.
I picked it up and I walked out.
She didn't seem to go far with it.
I come back into the garage and we're smoking.
She says, where's my fatty?
I'm like, crazy.
I don't know where your fatty's at.
You put it up.
Well, she won't play string.
I'm saying, I stole, I stole, I stole.
So she knew that I'd stole it, but it's all that goes in.
Fat mulling.
Got you.
Was it an opportunity to say, and I would take the fat mulling?
Yeah, I'm a junkie.
I'm going to take the fatty.
Yes, sir.
His girlfriend isn't so ready to admit
that Megan was even at the property yesterday,
forcing the detectives to lay out the accusation
in full.
TJ went and picked her up and Shawnee made a pit stop back at Ella's house from
what I get from her a pre-planned assault took place in the driveway slash
the garage primarily with TJ being the aggressor and that from there she was
forcibly raped in the garage by you and TJ. Oh my oh my god yo yo yo yo yo
Ershue was forcibly raped in the garage by you and DJ.
What?
An assault slash robbery occurred.
These guys know me.
I would never assault a woman.
I felt bad enough still to threaten my friend.
Sir.
And then that rape occurred afterwards.
What?
In the garage.
Oh my God, never.
Oh my God.
So you're saying none of this is true and none of it's a crime?
No.
None at all.
great. Her. She did. Oh yeah. I'd like to have a DNA and everything down there that never
happened. I walked out with the fentanyl and that was his. I thought we had her friends.
I think she thought the same until yesterday. There were fingers shoved inside of her. Nothing
else. Justin, I never would do nothing like that to anyone. So you don't know anything
about an assault. TJ assaulting her, smashing her cell phone. Taking any money from her?
No, I am.
It's not disgusting, brother.
I bet your DNA is nowhere on me. I never trust that girl.
Yo, yo.
Been assault her and took her phone.
There's bugs in her.
You didn't smash her phone or anything?
No, sir. She threw her phone at me. Hello, sir. I did not.
Both TJ and Megan are adamant in their denials, but it's not long before their stories start to diverge.
If only slightly, Megan admits that both she and TJ were angry about the way Megan C. had moved off the property.
TJ took her phone out of her hand and smashed it.
And she started crying. She said, please don't do this to me.
I said, make no silence.
Tell me how much the truck we talked all the way to the truck at this point.
TJ had knocked up the door and everything.
There was never no rape that happened.
If a rape happened, it happened in 30 seconds.
And I walked out the garage door and I come back in.
You're saying no sexual assault occurred?
No, sir.
No regular assault?
No, no assault, period.
How long was TKM on in the garage when it's, uh,
About three minutes.
About three minutes.
So it's not 30 seconds.
It was about three minutes.
Yeah.
I was right there, I was walking around the back yard.
How long were you alone with...
I wasn't. I was never alone with her.
Never alone with her.
That's not what we got.
Maybe five seconds? I don't know.
We got about three minutes.
Let me see.
Megan was out in the yard wanting to fight after the Feddy, and it all came out.
She told us about that.
I come right now and help her up a rambeck.
Maybe a minute and a half, maybe one to three minutes.
Yes, maybe. You know your little diary, sex, fetish look that you guys have?
Oh, oh, oh!
I've punished you guys, I've spent three times.
You've gone through a lot of it.
I've spent three times. Placed all of these with palms out for 15 minutes.
You know what I'm talking about.
No, I don't!
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Honestly, I can see I'm trying, yeah, I'm trying hard!
Just spiral notebooks.
Just spiral notebooks.
And handwriting them.
With rules and functions.
because we are subsistence.
Can I tell you that some of the stuff
that was just tried to, as happened to her,
was written in that book?
She lived in my house.
She lived in my house.
I was in jail.
We had a civil cell.
They lived in there.
They went through everything.
It becomes clear that if the accusations are true,
the couple won't be confessing today.
However, that still leaves one other significant issue
on the table. Do you know of anything about your boy being put in a packing play with the
baby gate zip tied and tied to the top of it? No, they asked me, I'm sorry, I'm fine.
They let me choose. So when SRT hit the house last night, that's how we found him. We
found him in the packing play with the baby gate attached to the top of it securely.
He was in inside the pack and play with a soil diaper.
It's like a baby bottle with curdled milk in it.
What?
Inside the pack and play with the baby gate on top of it.
Eleanor had it just been in there because he wasn't in there when I took off.
There's no way that Eleanor should be in trial in the pack and play.
We're over top of it in Sintyle, it's been a short period of time that we made it to the front door and you guys were not the best.
It was physically impossible. So we know, we know, Detective Wright and I know, that you are not involved.
Ella was also confronted about it last night after she was arrested.
I wouldn't know.
Everyone's lost their mind.
Okay, what was the reason the way that was done?
He slips off. I was getting in the shower and I can't trust him to even get in the shower. He comes out the front doors.
Okay, so you did that just so you could get the car on the free turn off?
Yeah.
You don't have, like, locks on the door?
No, we do have locks, but he knows how.
He's not the one who did it.
So, my son, he won't stay on his playpen with nighttime if we don't put something on the top of it.
And he likes to wander around the house and get ahold of cigarette lighters.
Okay.
So, how do you secure it?
So, secure the fucking meth bullshit, dumb fuck?
Usually, it's...
You're acting.
You got a cane there, like a dog, and he'll do the little top of his playpen, and that's it, set down on the top of it.
But he's got it where he moves that, and it's just over, so it gets secured for like little tie things.
You place the tie by little piece of the sheet, and that's the same size.
Yeah, I mean, this is secure for a set of ties.
Whatever they can put on there, zip ties is a little much for you, because if something happens, you can really get them out of there fast enough.
Yeah, that's what I always have a problem with that, too.
Whether the danger is that the boy will run out the door, grab lighters, or even something else.
Aw, sister. You had to fight.
Megan insists she didn't know the top was locked down.
I didn't know you'd sit tight in it.
I didn't know you'd sit tight in it.
You knew the top was over.
I didn't know that that was put under top of the elitomy.
Because the elitomy, she couldn't handle it.
So I was...
So you're aware that your children, child, was in the pack and play,
and that a cover was placed under top of it?
I thought that I was just sitting on top of it that he could get out.
I didn't even know that was that bad.
Why would there have been a cover over top of it if he said he could get out?
Elements won't be a problem.
You can stop lying to me at any point in time.
Do you understand that?
I thought that it was bad. I'm cruel on it.
I didn't even know that was that bad.
Does that make any better though?
So we have a search warrant for the property,
but I want to make sure that it's okay for us to take pictures of the...
there's a pack of play, isn't it?
you guys want to hurt me. I don't hurt that child. No, you don't take pictures of it in
the pack and play. Why would you never hurt me? So I can leave Sissy. I don't hurt Sissy.
Yeah, you do. Every experience I've had, you know, this is hurtful.
Alla Webb pled guilty to attempted endangering children a fourth degree felony and was sentenced
to one year in prison. Two months later, she was given judicial release and placed
on five years community control.
Why is she like a normal person in like, in this picture?
Two months later, she was given judicial release and placed on five years community control.
I didn't know they had a case in there.
I think she's been tied to the top of it.
No, I didn't. He's been staying there for the last three days.
He's usually stayed at my mom's in Chancy.
So why would you leave him there?
Because I didn't have nowhere else to go.
Megan Smith pled guilty to one count of endangering children, a third degree felony, and was sentenced to two years in prison.
Those kids are yours right?
Yes, they are.
But I wasn't in no position being on the run to take care of them either.
Understandable.
Well, they're in shelter here now, so they're our foster family and I'm the school's location.
Franklin T. Varney, a.k.a. T.J. pled guilty to child endangering, a third degree felony and was sentenced to three years in prison.
We'll get towards her in prison anyway, because they don't like rapists.
She's not my type, Drew. You see my types in there?
That's just not me.
DJ also pled guilty to attempted rape and was sentenced to an indefinite prison term of four to six years.
To be served consecutively with his child endangering sentence.
He is currently housed at Warren Correctional Institution in Lebanon, Ohio.
That's a bit better, but still though.
Um, the waterbar makes it makes it hard to watch it. I wish I understood it that like it
And I know this is rich for me because all these were is a react Andy right but in the game of like crime watch type videos
We're back like the competitive the coffin is rabid like they will still be should have shit all the time
And these guys like they do the requests for all the footage and they edit the whole thing and their professionals
And they have to take the effort to put it all together, right?
So that they don't fucking watermark it.
41 months.
Everybody just fucking copy, paste instantly.
And it's like, then it's fucking bullshit, right?
Because the other guys don't put it in the effort, don't put it in the homework, and
they get fucked over.
And the other ones, right?
Okay.
Well, well, I don't think I compete with these guys though.
There's no sense like I don't think that I cannibalize the algorithm at all
I've debated this in for like a decade, but yeah
I've shown that with proof over the years of the cannibalistic
a nature of some things and not some things and this is just not it
Stream react and and after the fact upload don't hurt the algorithm
If anything I've shown and proven the opposite
And I mean people are receptive to the truth when they have an idea already when I debated when I debated
H3H you on this right I had graphs and proofs of all my claims, but nobody wants to know
We want to look at it nobody wanted nobody wanted nobody wanted to watch and then look at the proof
I had it how long did you add dozens of graphs dozens of fucking stats nobody is a fuck
I've been begging for like 10 minutes, holy shit, like Kai said that, sir, please, sir,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't put me on Twitter, don't put me on Twitter, please don't put
me on Twitter, I'm just joking, I'm just joking, I'm just joking.
That one's not gonna fly, yo, that one's not gonna fly, dude, yo, I don't, I don't
have experience, digi, that, that, that bridge has been burned to a crisp.
Hey yo, say goodbye to your, a collab, little buddy, you're cooked, reserved.
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You fucking talk to me with real streamers over here on the gaming category
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Uhhh, what the fuck? How do you fucking play this?
This is insane! What the fuck?
What is going on? How do you play this shit?
Woah! How do I fire my gun?
Uhhh...
What the fuck is this shit?
How do I fire?
No! You get a frontal roll!
You get a frontal roll!
on the spreadsheet but he but he did she was hard on the n64 as well and the
controls are fucking are you ever seen spirits in this game shit is a
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112 have to slow down for these days man
I'm a fucking legend
I've never seen a 113 and I never fucking will holy one 12 baby to the day. I fucking died
Yes, about time I get a fucking much greatness fucking game motherfuckers. I clutch the goddamn grenade launcher. That's fucking right
Holy it shows it
Right here, it's this one my insane pace right here. This is the 112 right here. Yes
I'm happy I'm gonna have to find the actual full day off with it
and I'm gonna have to get it
Dude, what a rush!
What a rush!
Watch this, watch my video
I have another video, it's a classic
right in the fucking head yeah got a fucking 112 baby that's right you see
that clutch miss I'm fucking clutch look at this fucking line I think I'm
like yeah baby fucking do this I wait I wait I wait wait we start firing to
try to back boost me the double holy two quick ones I already know I'm getting
there on the perfect line. Look at the fucking pace! 50, 49, 47, baby! That's fucking right!
That's fucking it! Fucking punch watch in this one again! I waited the cinema too because I said,
oh my god, it might be 112. And it fucking is! It fucking is, baby! Yeah! That's crazy.
That's classic.
That's classic.
He did it, that's right!
What the fuck?
I skipped the one, Bertina, I'm a legend!
I mean, that game is degenerate, it's degenerate as shit.
I mean, the amount of RNG you need,
and it has to be like perfect mechanics all the time,
is crazy.
I don't care about what people think.
And I've done it for the longest
since I started making content,
and it's so wack.
It's so wack.
Like the thought of caring what people think
is so messed up,
Because in a hundred years or in a lot of years from now,
we are going to die of.
What makes a fake clip?
Is it fake clip?
Yo, is that it?
Eventually.
Everybody that you hear talking about you.
Everybody that you hear.
On the captain.
We're saying you're not good enough.
Yeah, these are awful.
I think these are awful.
I mean, I said it earlier.
These like, unrelated clips with like the most, like, who's paying for this?
Um, no, please don't say that.
It's the, it's the, it's the clips, like, like I think you did it.
You know, it's like, uh, oh, oh, Kai gives ice, uh, $300,000 a year or some shit.
Like awful.
enough or you're embarrassed to show not embarrassed but you're scared to show your talents around or have
they think they have something to say it doesn't make any sense because although this is fake as well
this is fake yeah yeah it's everything about this like yo yo I never said that Jesus got $800 that was
clearly a fucking joke the mess I said I said if you compare to the industry standards of how
How much games cost for their quality?
The game is an indoor product.
If you compare, guys, it was a clear fucking troll, dumbass.
Imagine that you should pay more than $100 for any game.
That was a clear fucking joke, idiot.
I would say it should be a 5K product.
It's another product these days you pay 68 hours you get fucking nothing. This is going to be a thousand dollars
I cut in the high quality product for others that is everything with 20 margin true
Me true. Yeah
So people will read this and it will they don't care about reading this and then then though to K2k comments
Are mad at this joke, but they want you read the context of it like this is branded
quote tweets. Quotes. Like this? How do you read the quotes? What? So much people are
out of touch with humanity, others are not saying it. I guarantee you guys that this
guy will be able to articulate why I said this wrong, right? And apparently he didn't
I know that that was a fucking joke, like what the fuck is this guy talking about?
Um...
Do you really think that just doesn't do other content?
So I think it should cost a hundred thousand dollars.
Um...
I love this military, people, how much it should cost.
Yo.
I'm the only voice of reason when I hear that the game's pricing, you fucking moron.
Yo. Yo. Yo.
You see, he's having that touch.
Everything that touch.
I have been voicing, I've been a good voice
for games pricing forever.
Like, what's the thing is wrong and I always say
how the way it is.
I don't have time for this shit.
Are you kidding me?
But,
take, guys, you need the name of a triple A
big company game in recent years.
So it's not really replayable.
Anything at all?
Anything at all?
Give me anything.
Well, our name is not compatible, because that's like a game of the year cadetter.
Oh, yes, that's a game of the year cadetter.
I mean, I wouldn't even... that's insane.
What? God of War.
God of War, it's not a good example either.
I mean, you know exactly why.
Because these are pretty much like the reason behind this exact thought.
Like, okay.
They, for example, um, angrily.
Do you fucking do I have an angrily in here?
And what's going on here?
Um...
Star Wars game.
But these are good games, though.
But these are good games, though.
Well, I think the quality of the game matters 100%
Like, okay
Give me um, no, no, no, no, not that I'll kill you
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it
I got it, Silent Hill, okay
Let's give it a bucket, let's give it a bucket
Silent Hill, um, the two was great, you're not gonna be wrong, right?
It's a great game.
It's a great game.
I enjoy Sand Hill.
No, that's not the wrong game.
What, it's Sand Hill?
Oh, Sand Hill.
Okay.
This is a $100 game.
Okay.
This is a $100 game.
Okay.
The average person that played those games won the game, won the game, won the
game.
with a dollar a game. The average person that play those games will play, what, 14
hours? Let's take a look. Oh my god, I called it on the fucking dot. 14 hours is
about the average that somebody will spend time in this particular game.
14 hours. Yes. Okay.
Think about think about
Greta thought and in how much of a how big of a colossal product that is right. So you take
Well, but silent Hill
Right 14 hours on average yeah, yeah
Just a story. Hold on. What else we play ability without online
online, without all the DLCs that are available for free,
without absolutely GTA, hold on,
GTA 6, right, should be on average for players
about 140 hours plus.
That's the reality.
Yes, people might stop at 40 hours, yes,
but the vast majority, because of completionists,
because of full story, the average would be around,
I would say a hundred to a hundred and forty out waves, okay.
You can expect 100%, the GTA 6 is way bigger, way more polished, has way more to every aspect
of the game than Silent Hill in terms of exploration, in terms of the frame rate, the quality
of the game but everything is scaled 50x correct and the price will be let's be
honest about the same like say is what 80 dollar 80 dollar right and this game
will be a hundred dollar yeah we can say this is about the same price it's
It's about the same price, yeah?
But you're still saying it.
You're gonna spend 10 times more time on average.
Jeff, give me the stat again.
How much did you spend on GTA 5 in time?
What is the average spent on GTA?
GTA 5 average spent time.
Um, GD online, highly variable, um, common user report averages are just 260 hours.
Average is 260 just for online.
That means that it's about 300 plus hours overall.
Oh, but that's online.
You know, that's, that's still worth a problem.
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Um, Amy, if they suck ass, I mean, it's not taking it's truth, though.
Now Ghostman, 80 dollars for a skin in Valorant that was made by a fucking clanker, Gen AI
bullshit, Chinese, whatever the fuck, a bum fuck nowhere, like trash ass skin, fuck you.
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That's not that's not really bad for the reason okay, hold on hold on
I'm over on
So I had to add to add to ideas on how this could go I can I can I know together it's all good though
Please don't get to me
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Energy and split up just days
Other than that only one thing to ask
I'll get it
Those of all the brandic readers that are part of it as a goal and so the engine see
Okay, yeah, she didn't do all that
Agency needs the streamers.
Streamers don't need the agencies.
Imagine thinking that they're going to drop somebody and be like,
and set up business.
Oh, we don't deal with this guy.
Buddy, buddy.
They fuck it.
It's the other way around, buddy.
Like, he probably dropped their ass.
He probably dropped their ass because he doesn't want them to catch them flat
and he doesn't really need them to do anything.
That's pretty much what it is, right?
Like, what?
I lost.
Christian, they said every time that I'm good for now on and then I get asked again.
You can be honest.
You guys, is that your casino?
Is that too much?
I'm ironic because it's probably a 6-7-5.
So how?
Which way would you like to verify from before on this guy in my ear?
That way.
This casino fucking sucks.
Max Hallaway or Charles on a V-E-N.
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See those are scum shit I I I hate I actually knows I think they're all awful if anything has some respect for red rock
But that's about it. Like it's dog shit. Did what like what do you have to fucking hide it?
There's nothing to hide nobody like
even even I've seen some streams it's like care of focus on the table nothing
else who gives a shit who get like it's insane
this casino fucking sucks I'm so sorry
I'm a bail sucker
I'm going to play some games, shut up.
Yeah, so are you in bed?
No, I'm awake.
I'm in rainbow sex, I'm just trying to...
Oh, shit, yo, we gotta do that.
Because if I don't practice, I'm going to get fucked over.
didn't want to play. Well, of course, because he wants to level he wants to
level the account to 50 himself. So, uh, wait, the wait, no, that's, I think I'm a
lot of hours. I know he said he's down. He says it's gonna take him a week. I'm
like, we might not play. He's like, I don't care. And it was kind of chat of
Makawhi. Um, I mean, he can find an account that's his, but he just, he
just forgot the password. It's why he doesn't play on it. And once you
Yeah, I linked it to him and he said he doesn't want to do that because he doesn't like not having it on his own account and
Oh, it is his he found the password because you found it right? It's what you mean by linking?
Yeah
Yeah, that's what I mean by that, but he doesn't want to do that. I
Tried
You want to look at both of my videos so we can start with it, please?
Yeah, let me just yeah sure one sec
I've been meeting, I've been wanting to do a list of joes with you.
My best friend.
Wait, I've been wanting to do this with you, my best friend.
Really?
You're my best friend, man.
Yeah.
Wait, you're my best friend.
No way.
Dude.
Yes.
It's literally, I've been wanting to say that this whole friggin' time.
Dude, I want to say it, but Greg was in the call and I wanted to make him feel
bad.
Yeah, I wanted to say I love you, but I didn't want to make it awkward.
Yeah, me too, actually.
two is Jesus dude what the freak all right let's do them sure sure he's
watching right now are these singular tier running down his cheek though no he's
not he's not watching he's thinking I got the energy he's saying the tix it
yeah I'm logged in I'm logged in locked in second one G fuck it one G said it
Okay, but I listen you think you give me advice I could give you advice right it's that but no ego because
Like we could actually get high and get good. I I load by ranking. It's it's bad now
No, I mean
But again, I don't know that tough for us. I
Don't think they're going to be a little bit more difficult for sure
I don't know I mean I
No, I got no ego.
I hit me with it.
Just don't call me big stupid fucking dumbass idiot and then I would call you big snowsie.
Okay, by the way, by the way, I'm not kidding.
Look at, if you look at the VODs, yesterday, when you Greek it, when you lose with him,
80% of our losses are only because he doesn't get the ball out of the fucking corner.
Like, it's gonna make me boil it and get so mad.
I want to call them words that I can't say on stream.
When he leaves the ball in the fucking corner.
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It's like, I didn't decide that I forward flipped it.
Because I mean, I was a goal, I was a goal.
Man, it's very small, fuck it.
This guy's terrible, dude, he's stressed.
Very nice, I'm behind you.
You can stay all the way in, all the way in.
Oh, you almost hit it, dude.
Almost, that was beautiful.
Wow, that's not very cool.
I like this action
Me too, this is fun
I'll beat it
Beat it double me, it's fine, I'm going back to base
Nice man, get down
It's fine
Okay
Stupid ass
Wait, I got it
Okay, I'm gonna kill
I'm doing very, very bad, so I sit down and I'm down.
It's a little bit bare-tear-hole.
I'm going to be like slow walking into this.
Into a swoop, I can't.
Yep.
It's fine.
Don't go.
Yeah, until you go, just keep Gigi's.
Dude, hello?
That was crazy.
Wait, no shot.
Yeah.
Now that's the second half, there's
this random shot right there.
Yeah, I've been training that for you.
You, you, you.
I think it's in the ball and a small margin, over and over again, I'm lucky, I'm ready for that
And I'm home as well, so you're good
Oh really?
Yeah, I'm home
Nice
You got it, it's good
He's dead!
Aw, he blocked, he could've blocked on the top.
It's still good though.
T.O.P. hit it.
Watch your time and hit it back this way.
It's not in.
How the hell did it?
This guy is a bitch ass!
Let me see.
Yeah, I see that, I see that, I see that, I see my head.
Actually a decent, actually a decent lucky for him.
I'm talking about him.
No, no, his strike doesn't make it go in.
My strike doesn't.
It's from my, my, his, our side.
Yeah, I'm in a smack.
It's a middleish, but he's, it's going in.
Oh, nice, I'm on it.
God, I hate being sick.
Send it, send it.
Keep it in, keep it in, keep it in, keep it in.
Yeah, he's gonna, you right?
I'm not looking at you sorry.
I'm gonna step moment some I didn't mind.
Oh my!
Listen I love how about it.
Okay okay I will say no I will say no.
I'm using the Octane. Why am I so...
Like I'm hitting the ball by a small margin. I'm trying to hit it with the core of my core and I'm missing it.
It's on me. I mean, I'm... I'll miss it or I'll meet it today. I mean, it's just bad.
It's a little bit black that way.
Good, good, go, go, go!
I'm with you, I'm behind you.
Nice!
Easy.
I really thought that was in there.
Oh, good. Easy-sneezy.
I should have, I should have.
Good. Run it. I'm middle.
I got this, I got this.
good see damn that was like last pixel of a bush
I fucked that up really bad
sorry you're shitting me I missed bro that's really bad
good it's good good
you piece oh my god they missed I'm going to
I'm not here.
It's okay, I'm here.
That's nice.
I'm not gonna kill me.
I'm hitting, I'm hitting.
They're going in.
Nice.
So what?
Yeah, let him hit this.
I got it, maybe me?
Yes.
Oh!
Try it, I'm still here.
I'm committing my swaps here in a minute.
Okay.
Fine.
I'm gonna hit this guy.
Fuck!
You did it, I'll have boosts on the way back.
Oh.
I hit him as well, I'm sorry.
Oh no, you have a free hit on that.
So you got that shit easy.
Nice, and I admit...
Wait, what the...
That's fine, this teammate sucks, there's no way you get to him.
I hit it!
Fuck, man, is that my game?
No, no, no, watch.
I hit it before it's even a goal.
Look.
Like, hello?
yeah actually like how does that work I think that code makes make it like a
rubber bands in the goal first I think it the ball rubber bands because of
the buffer of the ball straight thing it was when you shoot and it was like a
Ping thing the buffer for triggers the goal
I don't know what's a little bit. Yeah, and I roll it in it out
It's great salt
Yeah, no oil ends yet. Yeah
It's like I did oh
This is diamond yellow as well. These guys don't even feel like that. Oh
Yeah, I mean the plane really bad it but I'm also playing with you as well
So there's an account
Okay, I two losses it was 0 and 2 let me let me to the counter that was a warm-up now that was easier
Watch out you coming now
How the fuck am I not gonna hit him there
How was it now?
It was a good double-tap. No, no. Yeah. This is a classic shot there
What is he like jumped and then that shot that shot they have this is a classic. It's a classic. It's one of those
pretty some shot
It's close. It's close. It's fine
It's fine
I
Miss back, let me say yeah
Hit it frugal
Oh my god, that was in as well fuck
I ain't here by yourself.
I hit him, I hit him.
I have no boost still.
Dude, he fucking started going for it.
What is happening?
Fuck, it's going in.
Nice.
Fuck you!
Come on!
It's okay, I need to lock in a little bit.
It's going in, it's going in.
Don't you- I hate fake me.
It's all good breathe
He faking it doesn't matter it's all about now
You go.
Probably just do it like this.
Okay, yeah, that makes sense, yeah.
Wait, I thought I was gonna hit it way harder though, no?
But look, though.
Why did it do a bouncy shot? It's because I flipped it.
It's just a side roll with the nose up. It's not like bumper bumper.
Yeah, I need to like straight on more.
Oh nice.
You guys gonna go towards me and bump me like a bitch ass?
They're just better. Time next.
No, no, I mean until we go through minutes.
Okay, walking.
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Yeah.
What's this thing?
XQCM.
No!
Hey, fucking shit!
He's gonna do it!
Eh, that was not the strike I thought he would do.
I- I'm gonna hit it!
I'm gonna hit it again!
Here!
Over his head!
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Nice. Like that, like that. Runnable.
Off the top, off the top somehow.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. That's what I like. That's what I like to see. That's what I like to see.
Nice fucking night. That's what I like to see.
Next. You go, you go. Come on. Two goals.
I did what I could do, I did what I could do.
Yeah, it's hard. It's hard.
He gets there so early because of the jump, bro.
You know what I'm gonna do?
There's, there's, there's happening that I can do that, nothing.
I'm going to learn the jump.
I need to.
Like you did it again.
Nice.
We still got this.
you just try to kill he fucked up I'm smacking
they're annoying aren't they yeah they are
knock it for me I'm gonna hit it for you now
I can't hold on time I hit him he's no follow-up now he's low
Got it.
Good job.
It's a pin.
I've got it.
I actually did that for it, uh, all on it.
Fuck me!
No.
It's you.
You got it.
Yeah.
I'm here with you.
I'm double committing.
Tell you.
Me!
So bad, there, man.
I bumped him.
Ah!
He missed, he missed. Fuck. Hit him again. Up to you, up to you.
Where are we?
Get out of here, get out of here! Quick, quick, quick, quick!
Are going to win we are the worst playing a fucking RL. We should never be ever again. We didn't lose any hockey needed the warm-up. I'm good
Holy shit SSL dot com hold on
Holy shit!
Yo, that is insane
I got it fuck I can
That's untaping I got it I got it
I'm doing a wall hit first that's fine thanks for watching
a big one over his left that's huge up to the middle no we hit it so middle for
you that's down on my ma'am to me now I'm gonna do this
going going on it make it hit the ball
I'm doing it. I'm done. I missed. I'm I'm doing it all over
Whoa!
Here you go, you got it.
There it is, go!
Go a little, go a little now!
I give it to that, I give it to that, just a second.
He's gonna smack metal. He fucked up.
No, he's gonna double-he's gonna double-hit it.
Go! Go!
This guy jumps.
Go hit that. You got it?
Yes.
Yeah, fuck!
Fine, fine.
Enemy!
Are you shitting me?
Hello, Mr. Cow.
Hey, what's he got?
Bad.
Bad.
Bad. Good for me.
Fuck you!
You gotta hit that.
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you're a bitch
you got me here to the chest
I go
you got a bowman?
I killed him.
I killed him.
I
Killed him
Go yeah
He didn't hit it again
Let's see if we can get to the top.
What the?
Left side.
Yeah, you can hit it.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
Look at me, look at me.
Look.
Aw, it's actually stopped there.
Oh!
No!
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go!
That was fucking amazing bro, nice try, let me get this one, I got it, I got it, I got it,
No way!
It's fine. It's fine. Yes.
Did you miss?
Oh God, I don't have anything for this.
I'm gonna change that.
It went over.
For you.
Nice!
Oh my god
I knew we weren't shit
All the top of the Omski too did we all see the game that was gonna make us the worst place in history this game
Yeah, yeah, and now we're not the worst players in the world like we're like like second third the worst probably
Yeah, I mean easily, but we're not the worst
W okay, we have we have more we have more than proof on which is good
We got we have work to do we prove to the world that we still got it you
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I just thought
Look how academic I set up a mental a target in the middle of go watches
That's dead center that's like this is one of those like German games fucking we're like they cut the fucking fruit in half like you see that
I still don't know like perfect slice
perfect slicer
on to me
middle yeah maybe um okay I got it I can't hit that
fuck you it's going in our base it's going in our base now
you touch it dude that's the one lucky it went 500 miles an hour
look at this what I know we were a little over here there was nobody even
Yeah, the halfway marker. You go.
Yeah.
You go.
Keeping it.
Yeah.
Good.
I can't hit him.
No, that's not happening bro.
Do you expect that?
Yes, I can on the floor.
Killed me.
No, you're just a feast for real.
Nah, but this guy though, he went for the kill and went for the goal.
Who really wins, little buddy?
You win the battle, you win the war.
Oh.
Keep it going.
I go.
Yep.
I'm saying I go.
Nope.
Yeah.
It's a mid.
It's a mid.
It's a mid.
It's not our call.
It's not.
Okay.
It's not our call, it's not.
Oh, yep, yep.
The bastard up a little bit.
I'm fine.
I hit it off the wall for him.
I'm hitting it this way.
I'm back on that.
Double jumping.
Into you.
Into me.
I'm hitting off the wall.
I'm trying.
Double hit the question here.
Oh
I didn't see this right there
You commit you commit us they back hit it. It's all you
To this guy huh it's all me
He's a long head is so fucking annoying
I'm here. I'm not good for me. I can't fly
Yeah, sorry. I fucked up. I didn't do that. I think I single jump like a big old dummy
stupid
I mean
I mean
He's
I had
I'm
I'm cooked for a long time.
I'm not.
Dude, he cooked me.
Yeah, it's OK.
You see it?
I want to see this.
Wow, that was actually good.
That was decent.
Yeah, he cooked.
Like, I'm not kidding.
He cooked me.
That was decent.
That was a good shot.
I go in the middle of the middle of the middle.
OK.
I hit him, I hit him, he's fucked up, nice.
Okay, boom here, boom.
Yeah, come here.
Alright, that's what I know.
Nice!
Push that, push that, push that.
There's that! It's all you!
I know blue.
He's coming here. I have to go.
Uh...
Dude, I got you.
Dude, they're like better movement-wise? No, no, no, no, no.
Not forfeit. It's fine.
like it's hard I was gonna hit the ball I wasn't I was looking at the ball and him
but you lose sonny my car did you did it because I hit him back by a slight
margin I mean it's a lucky and that code says no
go go go
we're double committing all these okay
We get
I'm going to jump like a dentist
Man, we are not doing good, but I think that we're improving
Does anybody agree? I want to check you agree
doing threes now for what?
Oh, too much, they drew.
Okay, we're gearing back into the twos. It's just, it's taking a second.
Yeah, we're re-adjusting. We need to rearrange our skill set, though.
Yes.
Can I improve it?
It's been two years.
Where? You.
I got him.
Okay, watch this.
What okay watch you improvement on this game. I'm gonna play the way differently
Take that go take that you sitting. Oh
Okay
When I prison while you're at it, I feel like I'm too far back here.
I didn't see what's right, Leo.
I speed ran up, I speed ran up, and then you missed the ball, and it put me in like a really bad spot.
Like I'm not gonna cap either.
I really thought you were hitting, so I like set up for you, and then it was like fucking phone speed.
I mean...
Wow, he actually jumped!
Good.
Good one.
But you're peeking.
Oh my god!
You're peeking!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Oh my!
Brother, 420 at the top.
Fuck him.
You.
Yo.
He's doing the thing, he's doing the thing.
He doing it to me, that's for damn sure.
Yeah, it's gonna go out. Uh, yeah. It's fine. Fudge. It's fine. I'm gonna get the
Oh no, no, this next one I did it. That's the duck next to the delay.
It's like funky.
I'm going to change that. Hold on.
like hold on off the top of me fuck man
got it
we're gonna hit it again though yeah yeah middle as well
that's why
he's having it
yeah
me
it's not going
it is sorry me again it is the dark mix it's the fucking stupid ass song though
it's like yeah you know I need you less cuz I'm so used to threes what less
I think I let you aerial more me on ground war I'm used to it you can do
a challenger like challenging the ball and making him hit it then yeah yeah yeah
I was like getting used to flying a lot but it's putting me in really bad
positions in your beast I mean I mean they just got shit on on G no no double
jump just pure patience look at that
wow just just to any of the ball doing what I gotta do you're saving us this
game from shit you know you're going to go now you fine you know what used to
be shit now man let's go well if he's got one training room more he would
have gotten that goal again
No zits. Blocked it.
Go. Another.
Here you go. Bang! Well that was so beautiful!
Shaman! Basinga! Shaman!
Basinga! Shaman! Kaplui! Kaplau! My grandma dead.
Ahhhh.
I'm full auto-move. I go.
I'm doing it. Yeah, I'm good. See, that's good. If you challenge the ball and you make
him hit it, that, that, that's what I try to teach Brig today. Okay, uh, it did a weird
me but I'm gonna die
any car in front of me
that's you all you
dodge left dodge left
fuck nice try
that's on me that's on me
fuck!
imagine low key though you listen to my calm
you turn left nothing's crazy
yep
fuck man
Oh look good back one that maybe I hid him I hid him
No, maybe nothing I'm still here
Oh, I'm going I'm going I'm going nice. Wait this I use my still our brain
holy
my control
that's probably
um
can't do shit against me
it's another me
oh he fucking juked my sneak-ass
Oh, you fucked up! You fucked up, bruh!
Yes!
I can do the AI thing.
I'm doing the challenge thing.
I'm behind you.
Red challenge.
And I'm gonna get this boost. I'm gonna go across the wall and go for it.
if you didn't hit fun. That's amazing.
Not yet that.
No, but I do it.
Here.
Over his head.
Nice.
Low.
Round it.
Yep.
Nice.
Wait, why was that not on the ground, technically?
guys corner corner corner mental corner mental corner mental
31 ball touches
shes shot
how do you see this?
how do you see ball ball touches?
it came up as my MVP thing
like i don't know how to MVP
it came up as like the underneath your car
the thing you did
u
the ball toucher
and the ball toucher
watch out its gonna go bad
I'm beautiful here.
I'm smacking.
Got him! Let me, let me, let me! I can finish that.
Just, good call.
Why did I, I got my 30 goals, I, I, I know you had a boost.
No, it's fine.
Well it's not almost mid for me now, I'm, I'm, I'm going to the split of the wall.
I didn't do a hard catch if I did it would have been better and I just brushed it initially
Brother oh fuck sorry, okay, I'm gonna go I ain't got it
Stopped it sorry
Yeah last friend me
Oh
That's bad, that's really bad
I touched oh my god, how not you like you like I saw it did a rubber band on my screen for you
Like what what does it even look like I don't get it sir. No on my screen. You hit it rubber band on God
I can't believe I fucking ganked it.
That's why I ganked it off the top.
He's gonna hit that.
Commit to that.
F***ing it.
F***ing it.
F***ing it.
F***ing it.
It's alright.
I don't know how to do that.
It's alright.
It's alright.
Yeah, it's like some free play shit.
I'm staying in goal. Nice. I'm going to smack.
I roof pinched the back of the engine.
I can pinch with them. It's going far.
Nice.
No, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Nice.
I'm going to do like one of these for you.
I'm passing it to you.
Ohhhh.
Hey, miss reddit, miss reddit.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, stop at it. We have some time left.
Start the ball, yeah.
Uh, you go.
I thought you could have cleared it, but the ball could give you being in the air.
It's hard to do a clear from the ball to the air on the corner like that.
Good. Oh, not good, not good.
I have no boost, but I gotta do what I gotta do.
This is the part that I enjoy the most.
Okay.
What the heck are they doing here?
Into here?
Dude!
Bad, bad, super bad.
Your car like doesn't exist, like it goes through your car.
No, I mean he double hit it.
Thanks for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Met you met you met me
Nice, I'm running.
Hit it, I'm done.
Hit it.
Hit it.
Hit it.
I went to my car watch it
Fuck
Why stupid because I mean I have a you I saw you and you did the ball thing
It went through. Oh, that's what I'm saying. I'm
The second time like going in I fucking was in front of the goal. It's the one past my car
On the top of me
He goes first he goes first
I have an anti-latter boost.
Yes.
I'm gonna stop him.
That's coming in.
Lol!
Fuck you!
Live the game, live the game, live the game.
Guys, add that fat fat so we can play more games.
I won't play with my friends because our dog shit clearly
will be better. Get the fuck out of here.
True.
Okay.
Oh, I didn't I didn't that's it in coming
It's fine it's a roofie, into me, it's one of these
Very cute
It's up
On the top, on the top
On the top
Yeah
Yeah
No no no no no no, that would go for that it's really risky
You run it into you
No, you
Sorry, I
Yeah, I gotta die
Not good I go you
What would be better than that?
just like sad oh I don't know I get you got an idea you need a response
actually yeah no it's only yeah like the actual it's yeah
this fucking bitch huh oh dude what I stopped him you're good
I'm gonna grab it, okay, go go go go go go go go go go go go go
Fuck, I almost had it!
No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem
Thank you
Hold on
I can make it just a bit
Okay
That's it, yeah that's good
and
Now that was looking kind of live
These guys are bad. Okay. Okay. One more never thought it'd be good. Yep. Oh, no, no, I mean you can line up because we
Could do some awesome. All right, low key here. I mean, I'm gonna call the group. Okay
I've been subbed.
Subbed, how's it going?
After this we instacued, but after this threes you don't.
Wait, you instacued?
Yeah, you queued and we lost.
Greek, you motherfucker.
My bad.
Oh my god, actually captain.
Now blame me.
Fucking Greek man.
Bro, somewhere somehow
It's always default. I mean somewhere. I mean, I don't know how much I'm gonna fucking
That's you it isn't oh my god, yeah, you didn't go for it
He's gonna hit that there's like two fast. They suck man. They suck
They're bad
What was the music at?
I got it. It's perfect for them.
Great thought. Double jumping over him.
Back into a pinch of an A.
Huh?
Oh, my God.
Here.
Boop circle.
Boop circle.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, my on-the-fly fast visuals have engaged so much better.
I can do the musical in sec.
Turn for mom, bro. You.
up up up up. I'm here. No, no, no, it would require you to give it too much there. I almost
did it to you. That's why I didn't. Yeah, I was like, we're going to lose this. No,
it's good. I think it boosts. I can't drive my car properly to get out of ball
All cams are jiggle.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Yeah, it's like a boss.
Yes, sir.
Oh, there is no way!
Suck.
Great.
What do you have music on?
Oh, you have to share your screen.
That's what's going on here.
I go, here you go, bad, so bad here, so bad, yeah, good, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad,
I
Am washed man fuck don't score please just let me please don't score thank you dog shit trash
I cannot believe
I'm scared. What the fudge?
I have the moves, man. I can drive. I can't fucking drive my car.
fucking dry my corner license me oh no oh no oh no what they're like a pop
thing oh must go okay
you get that one
I tried, I haven't woken up yet.
I'm going to pick a gun for you.
Good.
I'm here.
I was there on my way to the last.
Hit that.
Okay, I can't get him at the last key.
No, no, no, it's fine.
I pushed it.
He didn't get the thing he wanted.
Oh, he's going to dribble me, he's going to dribble me.
I'm here
Yeah, you have to just run in the plow him there you just send it cuz I'm being baited there I
Tried I mean I really did I tried smothering and that's and then I suck here
These guys are trash
you
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, if I play regular pass, will I be able to play ranking by now or if the change affect?
I am pretty sure you're good.
I mean if you're not leveled we can level up together. That's even more fun though. I
Don't know really like Greek. I'm not kidding
I'm sorry. It's not like X here. I'm not kidding though. It's the worst leveling experience. It's pretty bad
It's no it's not fun at all. It's really not fun. It is so
Bad people yell in the mic
People they will throw the games and leave the game disconnect like a half the games you get these season sheets
It's just a content though or no it's don't even speak they don't speak and it's box
The snipers are really cringe like a really really cringe
Yeah, it's bad
What's nice about it being like this is it kind of like locks out people from just logging in too, you know, it's I don't
Ever tried leveling up a league account you log in it's just bots that are sitting in base
That's that's what happens when you try level up. I know that I'll only bought a counseling
Fucking level that shit up. Hey crazy. No, I bought accounts and I level them though
Levelings fun sometimes if you're just vibing like e-girl type shit. You're yeah, something. You're just leveling up
Yeah
Ego type shit
It's like starting Valley
Yeah, I'm low you didn't right now and so is Greek because I want to as well, you know, I mean
Okay, yeah, you guys do you just do rainbow about me for now for now why?
Because
My account plugs on I'm just kidding
It's fine. Just do it because I'll play our craft any
Afterwards any because he doesn't want to like he wants it to be on his account. Yeah
For like two hours there, and then we do our six together on normal games then fuck it
It's a few hours of all of them. I'm like weirdly sentimental about it being on my account on my own
I actually feel the same way about games. I always want shit. I want to all mound shit
Yeah, I want it to be my progression my account might just eat it tomorrow to read PM Eastern
Beyond so we could play this shit
We need to get at least let me on or should I just I can spend time on my family or what's going on?
No, no, no, you're on the clock. So that's like
Yeah, it's Emerald before Platonaut. Wait, it's Emerald Small?
Yes. Oh my god, you haven't even practiced.
That's a... Barad!
The tournament is tomorrow. I won't be honest, the people are there like...
I won't be honest, I won't be honest, I won't be honest, I won't be honest, I won't be honest.
Probably around the 3pm thing that you just said.
Well, I'll be honest, you don't need to practice anyways, because the people on there like, on borderline, if you know what I'm saying, they're borderline, like, it's borderline.
Borderline, like.
The line, whatever you want to draw the line, that's what they're at, you know?
I mean, yeah.
I mean, who's your teammate? Is it Angry Jinj?
It's Jinj and Veggie.
Okay, yeah.
It's his brother.
Wait, you got two British people?
How's that?
How's that?
Deadly knows me, so just put in a good one.
Yeah, by the way, did they change Lacy and Ronson?
Because that's just unfair.
Wait, well, like...
Okay, there's a basic abilities, like what though?
I mean, I play Frost and shit, usually.
Oh, damn it.
Frost is good against Noobs.
Frost is good against Noobs.
Lacey's a good aimer though, he's a good aimer though, he was good for that.
Two in Elden Ring, Ramadons huh?
No no no, Emilia not Pryce is now.
Oh yeah, but it doesn't matter.
Wait, Squishy is, wait, he's global?
Wait, hold up, why doesn't it let me sign into Minecraft?
Fuck him.
are 100% lost the teams for you are broke and I joined a group I'm a pretty
chill guy with a large schlong off I don't get it squishy zoic Riley your
squishy barely is fucking little 10 faces that's what I'm saying
What? CS go?
What?
Facing?
In CS?
Yeah, I mean it's a very similar game.
It's a snapshot game.
CS go?
Oh really?
I mean it's just very like
non-bending in the gaming.
It's the same as that.
You are literally competitive in Overwatch.
It's a complete...
You're the man, shut up!
Are you the man shut up fuck you you're trying a little game?
Hi, man, okay
You're okay
I'm your competitor, so I don't care I
Think they might have a winston character where you don't have to able you could just hover around there is one a class does that
Right alert, it's not letting me log into my days aside you you are the best gamer now
I'm logged in that's um, that's on um G. I think soda poppins up there in Tyler one. I mean
said the poppins more of like a
competitive role player
You know I'm saying
Calling me now agent and Kai winning this whole thing
Who that's Rackai not kind what?
So these are not like that.
But anyway, so who should I play then?
You should play the guy that makes all the cameras go away.
agents good let me check yeah mute you should play mute if you didn't mute you
would just literally stun lock them like half of them wouldn't even know what
to do
why he doesn't play games
Well, I'll play this later.
Just, uh, when I bring his honor, we're not going to, we're not this game.
It's just not happening.
We just love Greg.
That's the thing.
Thank you.
Play traps.
Like you say, well, don't take it.
A lot of them are new.
And then we'll be running to them.
What is trap?
Is that a different trap?
Look at you behind.
We're not letting him get ditched again.
No, no, no.
You mean lesion?
Kaplan, frost.
On my way.
I play IQ offense.
I play IQ offense.
Yeah, I play Ash and and maybe a tetra on offense
Watching you for he's not a good idea. Are they just not he's kids, but even more than that you have no life sad lion lion or black bearded
Lion
You chickens are getting you left all the doors for your chicken open man. They'll they'll die there because of yesterday
Guys we said until the whole
Guys what mean chickens there once again, no that
Yeah, they're all out here. They're just the doors were wide open and they're all on my like what the fuck
Oh
Let's go I don't have seats. I got a meat. Look. Okay. I'm like I'm gonna
Okay, the bull today is not one not complaining and two guys. It's a real goal by the way
You you just logged on and complained to yo don't fucking interrupt me
Okay, if I go
The goal I think we just go for dragons. I didn't try to get a mermaid armor. So
We get you on your mount, right, and we get a bow and arrows, and we go smoke fucking snakes.
And then we all get snake armor.
Can we get some Greek mount, though?
Like, can we get Greek mount then, dude?
Okay, so all we need to do for that is diamonds, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Because Greek not having a mount is so...
Okay, I can go to battle tower and get him a mount in like five minutes.
Okay.
Go about it.
Go to the intro first.
Yeah
Okay, I get his bowl I go to seashells on the seashore seashells seashells in the sea shore
Fuzzy was it was there fuzzy was he in there fuzzy was he was a fuzzy was he red bulls a ravioli
Cuz we really really pull you can't have them all the money was so lucky. Let's go
Blue Laurie yellow Laurie blue Laurie yellow Laurie you blew your leave early on it. Okay
Hi go action
Yeah, what's up guys welcome to another episode with me
Ex-Qc and Jesse today's gonna be another great day today's episode is called the dragon bone
In this episode that we are going to be progressing towards getting dragons and
Getting a mermaid armor or submit armor. It's gonna be very difficult, but we will achieve
Jesse we can
Really we cannot wait to do this and don't forget to hit that like button and subscribe wait you haven't subscribed yet
Wait X what are you doing with that bow? What are you doing with that bow?
Yeah, you need to play music
Um
With the screen it's
We're having fun with the with the old YouTube intro like vibe
But also where the fuck
He said he wouldn't complain he's got a smart house
Because your smart house was built by you
Shut the fuck up.
God, I'm gonna suck your fucking.
Keep talking to me like that.
Keep doing it.
Would you suck it?
Well, gee.
Rick, every time you're in this hall, I'm having a worse time.
Just letting you know.
Every time I look at your face,
I'm just gonna fucking strangle you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
We're too far, man.
That's just too far. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna...
Okay, I'm gonna give you damage, okay?
on the go you diamonds again so they could get the um you get the rock yes or no remember
when you said you would do anything sir five minutes ago what happened
I need a atlas nice race
oh I got you no you know what I got you I got you watch this oh
Shhh!
What are you gonna do?
He's gonna shmelt!
See that diamond armor on his mouth that he was using?
He's freaking using it for you!
He's using the diamond for me?
Oh my god!
Give me a second, just stay there!
Thank you!
Thank you!
I got you bro, I got you bro!
Thank you!
These are the sacrifices that need to be made!
Yep!
Just like the blood of a young child!
Whoa!
Sacrifice him!
I will get a um, I'll get a battle aches, I'll get a battle aches, I'll get a battle
aches.
Busted.
I will get a, um, I will get a battle axe.
We have no rocks.
Okay, and I need to give you a, um, where's my thing?
Check your pants.
Soul stone.
We have no stone.
stone requires an ender per earls.
Wait, there's a nymph here that you can-
Guys, ender pearls?
Any of those?
Uh, if we know what coin they are-
If we have a grew claw, you can turn it, so look for a grew claw.
This is chess.
We have one pearl here, one pearl here, any more?
Guys, do we not have any-
Oh, a grew- no, grew claws?
We have those, no?
I used a couple of them to make a wormhole potion.
I'm not sure if we have any more.
Wait, really?
Yeah, I needed them.
They're expensive, these wormhole patients.
No, guys, come on.
What do you mean, come on, please?
Oh, God, fuck me. I know what to get pearls.
Battle tower should have all the mats, then.
Fuck it. I'm out.
Are we going together?
Yeah, we're going together. I'm on it.
I'm leaving a grave scroll in the backpack.
We should probably bring a...
What about Atlas? Do we have an Atlas?
Yeah, we do. On the floor now.
Holy Laura.
good good good good good good guys now here's the deal
okay here's the deal okay we need to make armor for
full full on iron armor at least one set of armor
for all of us very true he's right he's right
so yeah you farm so much iron yes I find iron for us so we're good
right here here right here
All right, I'll make us on my mark
Can you make me a helmet?
We need to copy the Alice's, we need to copy the Alice's, you want what?
Just one helmet, I have a full set right here, so I just need a helmet
On the ground
Thank you sir
And once we get eye and full eye and armor for everybody
Get everything
Yeah
Make sure you have bandages on you
Great, great
Say yes sir
On the get down
I'll make bandages right now for all of us okay um what about you have it you
don't want it yes I have one already I'm wearing it okay
perhaps we can have a game soon soon yes we should do that here's a stack of
bandages for you and one for you I just took a stack I don't know behind
two locations on rent disabled we need we need filtered water that's good I'm
food before we decide to do what we have an energy so it doesn't matter yeah
then we need to bring beds orange like and tight dry dungeon was that it's not
advanced to our trust they don't have any oh we have wood okay one sec let me
make beds as well I got it with you as well here just I got him I got a guy
Wow
All right, everyone take your bed here it's the Desert Dungeon
It makes too hard for us though
Help help
What's up, why am I getting rolled like that off the off the map?
Again
Well, it's fierce fierce. Yeah, I'm telling you. Oh my god
My girlfriend always decides to text me at the most awkward moments, so hang on a second.
Give me a second.
Babe, I got it.
Chat.
Why is it so fucking strong?
Chat.
Well, it's on a...
I don't know.
Chat.
It's gonna be a hot day.
Tom is broken.
Why is it so fucking strong, guys? Bring us the book, the book.
We're not ready yet. We need beds, food, and...
We don't have a book.
Wait.
Yeah, because it needs...
We don't have.
I think diamonds.
X, take this bed.
Thank you for the bed. I already have one. I already have one.
Uh, what am I missing here?
It worked, Croc, man.
No.
No, no, no.
Okay, we must go to a spot.
We must.
We must go to America.
What is that?
Kill Enderman McCrown, man.
Oh, you mean that we don't have a crime anymore though
Yeah, we don't have a crime
We don't have an extra book either. Where's the X fever?
We don't have an extra book. We need to enter pearls. I need to bring food please
Yep
One stack on my and blocks place on my way
Yes
Moving right here. Let's go. I come up place my dog
Here's food for you.
Oh, hold on.
Where's he at?
Hi, bitch!
Got him.
Nice.
Take these.
We must go.
Take this.
Is that good?
What?
And this.
Blocks.
Thank you.
Well done.
Yes.
Okay.
I think we go to the last Zed Crystals 2 for that.
No, do not go here, do not go here.
Yeah, Zed Crystals 2. No, do not go here.
Go to Crystal.
I don't have Crystal.
No, you should have it. We all have everything, no?
I wasn't here for one playthrough.
Wait, actually?
Yeah.
Oh, it's gonna swaps that it there's one I know for if I can swaps
Have any mouth up. Oh my god, it's quality masterful good. Yeah, it's the best. Let me get oh my god
I just got a masterful iron helmet good job. Oh
Great come the swaps
Okay, wait for my go to the let me just scout it out first. I think I know we're going
They're migrating by chat. Do you remember where the battle tower was with the big a yellow golem on it?
And she's coming with us
Like every way you can't pick her up
North East no south
Oh, no, go you know go pick up break it go pick it where you're close
Yeah, but just don't cut too far away. I don't know I'm not I'm not
Near purple village
Yeah, great. So here right swamp. Hey, yeah, come in now. Yeah, just go back to where we're at and go
purple by
Masked coming to the swamp all right the Atlas
Yo, yo
Good idea chat fuck yes chat
Wait just wait one second. Yeah, I need to load my chunks anyway
like why is it showing so badly today hello oh my god where you at come back
close you I don't see you just keep going that way I'm going backwards I'm
I'm doing that. I'm screen looking.
There you go. Oh, that's fine.
Guys, I'm in between purple and we're at before.
Okay, and I'm following the line to meet you.
I can see crystals. Can you see crystals?
Yes, I'm almost seeing you. I'm pretty sure.
I see you. Oh, there. Turn right. Turn right. Turn right.
Yo.
Go come on
The battle tower should be to um the Ford right
We're actually geared this time to do this. Hey, you have your bed, right? I made three beds. I bet that is
What was right and she's you get one shot of the way up the blow
The what I was a dinosaur snows three dinosaurs combined low-key look that right there's a dungeon, but I don't think we should do that
Okay, that right there is a um Chernobyl. Oh was that a compound that we were at last time? Yeah, I think it's a Chernobyl
Or no not a Chernobyl this is like the yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's similar. So yes, you're right
It's not kind of sucks. Oh, so we could we could live in there, but we finished this one, right?
Look, you finished both of them. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I remember this. What did we do both? Yeah, we did both. I
Don't think so
We get here
We did
Yeah, I remember I was there
Let's just go on this one. I go on this one. Yeah, and I'm too I
I don't think this one's done though.
Oh yeah it is bro we built a whole base outside of this one.
Wait what?
That's the one that we recently did.
No that is the first one we ever did.
That's the first one we ever did.
Oh so this is near our spawn.
Yes let's just keep going.
I have an athlete on my left so we're at least building up the map.
We're trying to find us out what you're asking us. Yeah, but yeah, just just just just keep going
This is good. We're progressing right now. Let's get it going flares
If we see a rock make sure to boat it let's just get it done a rock why wait can we can you pick up a rock with a rock?
Settlement is good. Look it's good. Look
I
Yeah, this is for bad for van days like this is a very good that very excited about it very expensive
Who never courts and umprem ink it? Yes?
I'm telling you like this is massive loot. This is called gold. Yeah, you can die doing it
I don't want to pick it. I don't want to do it. It's gonna take forever. Well, we could though
Yeah, I mean, if it was nighttime and we could sleep. Yeah, I don't think it's worth it.
I don't think it's worth it.
Let's just get out. Let's get out.
It just makes all of it.
Don't forget me, Jesse. Wee. Wee.
I know where I'm dropping them.
Okay. So we
should go to
the ice. There was one in the ice. Remember?
Yes. Oh, this is the ice place that you died. Oh, yeah
Hold on is it is it a limit is the map a little miss?
Oh, I think so yeah, yeah, yeah, there is a limit, but it's like so much that we'll never see it ever
Also, we could find mermaids here, which is very good for us because we need the mermaids for the thing scales. Yeah
It's positional, yeah, yeah, but it's not it's not kept to it snake right there snake it see there
That's very good. But guys you guys we're gonna get cooked we do that like I don't think I don't really we have it
see the snake
Well, we should yeah, we shouldn't do it because when I did it was bugged and I could punch it to that. Oh, I see it
I had it. Yeah, it takes forever to kill as well
careful
How you shoot a doubler it's gonna take forever I'm just letting you know there's
two of them there too
you're not gonna have enough resources to get some people up we do we do we do
so let's make something out of it right it can shoot in the air by the way
yeah I moved it moved let's kill them
this is good now though how do you know you're hitting him how can I not see this
because his body goes eight is it low I should be over at this point right all
right the rest is all you I do technically have this weapon that hurts
some more underwater though. I have the Tide Trident. Hello? Just keep hitting him.
He's literally, I kind of feel bad.
What?
That thing just killed my wife, my children.
Kill it!
I lost my brother to a serpent.
in there. Don't do that! Don't do that! Why are you getting hurt? Because I have a weapon
hammer. Okay, but you're pipping me in the water like I'm bait. Can you not do that?
I have to pay the price if you do that. Nice. Run! Run! Fucking run! Help him, gas!
just drop me on the floor hold on you just left me for him
you fucking kidding me cuz he has the mouth and I'll get it it was there too
though
he fucking dropped me on the floor bro watch out
let's see in the video I think bring it here so I can kill it sleep see oh
Oh my god.
There's a mess.
Oh my god.
That one is full grown.
It's full grown.
This is the serpent area for sure.
What about my balance?
Where?
It's beach though.
It's a tier five fully grown.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Parrot thing.
I mean, you're kidding, right?
You were about to die, bro.
So why did the snake now die? I thought you died. I knew some go and flop over.
Hey guys, he's fighting a skeleton.
You just dropped me on the...
Cold.
There's a mount, there's a mount.
I can fall asleep, go to sleep.
Uh, guys, you lagged.
Yep.
Hold on.
Is that a lag?
Yeah, I lagged.
I'm in the air.
You're fine.
Okay.
I got a spawn here though, is that bad?
By the way, Jesse, you think this creature is crazy?
Oh my god!
My mouth's gone
Jesse Jesse what the fuck
That fuck my shit fuck me
Please give me please give me please. I'm trying to do it right so I don't fuck it up here
All your loot is I don't want to be that guy, but all your loot is spread everywhere
Yeah, I'm bottom of the ocean. Okay kill the snagel kill the snagel kill the snagel
Kill the snake though
Which one's on yours already which never which snake do you want us to kill of the third one the fourth one or the fifth one?
Unless your stuff actually floated
It's a floater.
Watch out, he's coming.
Bring him here, Jess, I'll kill him.
I can't pick up the enemies, it's bugged him.
Watch out, watch out.
Fine, you're a man.
Bring him here, bring him here, I'll kill him.
You're doing huge damage, I'm gonna drop him.
Yeah, drop him right here.
He died, wait, you can insta kill them.
There's my enemies.
It's at the bottom of the ocean.
You can check out the bottom.
watch out watch out there's a turtle thing he's just a whirlwind just fucking
shoot it down I can't go oh my god drop it here I got it right here oh my
god Jesse yes drop it drop it bang nice it's dead it's there
I
Will be 44 guys get a fucking get a weapon that has range and smack it
Only a 15 iron spears left. I used a lot on that first serpent
No, I'm not a weapon though. Oh
You want a weapon here? Don't lose this
it's good for underwater that's that's that's a bit back weapon by the way
that's actually this do not live boy what'd you get that I'm gonna with
dragon bones and serpent skin it's the one that we got from the serpent skin
he got a dragon I got a serpent and we made that it's crazy underwater
where's that right here by the way yeah my thing is dead by the way it's
that it uh pick me up and jump me jump in there by it um my mouth i i mean jessie i mean i mean it
and it killed me too i mean it yeah i'm being trolled i'm right here i'm right here that is
that is completely trolled just tp just tp me to be that's so trolled that's so troll dude
sorry well i mean that's ever gonna kill the the the the snake i thought you wanted me to
drop you on your loot I didn't get it
fuck me
wait where's my cape I just lost my cape
wait where is it I found it hold on I'm suddenly as much as I can by the way
like a dude I come here I got your loot here greek
well you're done what wow wow
That is a wow! That's a wow!
Okay, that's it!
Yes, we are- yes, I- I think it's a bad idea to go back and get- try to get the loot.
We're- we're not gonna get his back.
It's over.
Like, let's just- just-
Just hit it dead.
Hey, did you-
Yeah, I'm- I'm telling you, it's a bad idea.
Did you lose my- my tr- trider?
Yes.
Nooooo!
He spawned camp for me in my bed now.
You little bastard.
There's- there's a way to kill him here.
Give me a spear if you get it.
Oh, thanks for the window.
Yeah.
Six, seven.
Six, seven.
We need, we need, we need a, we need a, what do you call it, a crate.
Here's a spear.
I mean, we could do this.
Oh, I do it.
I don't think I know how hard this is.
Like, it's beached, it's beached.
It's not that bad, trust me.
Love you X
You can move on ice was this table yeah, he's moving and slither around like what
Yeah
Let's grab our loot. No, okay, but I think so
Well, yeah, okay. Oh
My god, it's all there. I need doors. I need doors
my ring my undying ring I grabbed it I'm going back up
ouch
okay guys I think we just say fuck all this and we go somewhere else it's not
Like this is what this is what us like we're gonna be all the things
No, I mean
Yeah, all right
Go home get temporary loadout there's just you choose a tower
Yeah, it is what it is
The only thing we need a lot of cobblestones
More spears because we are I need only tears for those towers though
They're just they're low. I mean I want to use spears though. Okay, wait are we out of armor?
Dude, we're like one stack iron left. Oh, no, I there's one in the left and in the reforger
I got I got my retrieve. Wait, did you lose all the loot Jesse down there?
Yeah, we got fucked on it. It's having his fault. We got absolutely fucking rolled it
I'm trying I've got most of the loot if you TP to me and grab the rest I got everything I
Mean it's it's gone now like we can't we're not ever gonna cuz we're not gonna come back to base now either
Like super bone
Guys we that that just says that for like weeks. Yeah, it's like a mega bone
I'm not gonna be for you there
That I'm actually sad that like I'm gonna make sure you guys know I'm not just that that fuck my shit up
yeah that was really sad but we have each other that's a little mouse fuck that
yeah fuck all that shit man
can you do the address yeah I'm not gonna get a site fuck it
you really did have all the gear yeah wait what how I picked it up here's a
helmet here's some boots who somebody's diamond chest plate but I don't have a
What about the rain? Is the rain going to be a good one?
You're gonna have to grab a nuke to get this point.
You will get a teleported 500 times.
I got...
No, we're not cheating. It's fine. That was fine cheating. It wasn't like a bad cheating.
The first event was a glitch, like a mumbra.
Yeah, it was a good cheat.
It was a great cheat.
Yeah.
We haven't really cheated much during this playthrough, so we don't want to cheat.
So we don't have the rain?
No, you want to cheat you go get it. No
Let's go
Yeah, I'm on I gotta get it. Let me just let me just find a fucking uh, well, let me she's first is to find a spot though
No, I mean
Yeah, I have thirty sixty. I have sixty four iron spears. I'm ready need to find bell tower
Let's go Greek. Where are you starting at? Well chat we need towers. I went to chicken
close with Alma. Chat we need towers because we need diamonds. They drop diamonds and then
they're pulled. A lot of both and we need those items. Wait chat did they ever leave
Luth in this house over here? I don't know where he is. I don't know. Wait hold
guys are there we should max when I had loot in here what city chicken close to
home I don't see any of the names you guys have oh my god there's max wins in
here wait wait what are you talking about whoa brother like we just we just
melt those tools down and get the time that it what what happens he's just found
like full diamond shit yeah but because it this is that because it is just
those bases are very good I found it and I could go to all the loot found a
secret base.
How do I put the backpack on?
Oh, you can't.
Diamond block in the pit of the house.
Did I already get that chair or not?
Chad, did I?
Or nay?
Easy.
Where is it?
Where are you, Jess?
Oh, I just found I just found X
Oh, am I gonna find him too soon? Yeah, if you just keep going that way yeah that way
Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, I see you
quickly
Where
We need water buckets if we're going to be down here.
No, let's get out.
Let's get out.
Yeah, Jess, take this.
Thanks.
What?
Yeah.
OK.
OK.
Drop down here.
Yep.
Yep.
Drop down here.
Where are we? Oh, this is spider cave. Oh my god, I'm dead.
What, I saw it?
Oh my god, a ghoul has nearly killed me.
Where?
I killed it.
Somehow.
Good shit.
Wait, do you not have any weapons?
Oh, can I have the bandages?
I forgot.
Er, do you need a second?
Easily.
So, we're on life episode 9.
Bottom of the island.
Level XP turn.
I'll put it where I took it. Also, remember they see it by the way. There's a lot of emeralds.
Did we need emeralds for a lot of stuff? Guys, this is loaded with emeralds.
Hey, emeralds is good for the luck arrows.
Oh, I see diamond. Greek, look directly this way. See?
Straight.
On the wall that's lit over there. Next little lit up.
Oh my god, that is diamond.
Where?
I don't have a pickaxe.
Oh, help, help! Go, go, go!
Dead.
Nice.
Get out of my face.
I fuck with him.
Ouch!
More dude!
More dude!
Out!
Out!
Out!
Help!
He's dead.
Killed him too.
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
I get it.
Dead.
I just killed three gurus in a row.
Holy, I'm him.
Diamond's down his way.
Diamond's away.
Uh, front in front in front of me to the right.
Over here.
See diamond right here on this wall and up here.
But yeah, but it's seen in the block though.
Yeah, but you just got to pickaxe now.
You can give him
Give me pickaxe no give to me
Oh
I'm looting on my helmet
Inside black box
We're gonna get down here X
I have a 9 pickaxe in mind.
Guys, this is the dragon's nest.
Because we are inside of the dragon's nest.
Uh, what?
Oh
Okay, oh I'm dead help help me now
Got him
I'm lagging so bad
I'm dying help me
No, you're the what?
I don't know I'm like my whole fucking house is red
Mom's in there by but I don't see him
Don't leave a big dragon next to us
I can sleep help help help help okay coming where is he?
oh he's bastard oh he just grew grew grew
don't worry the group is here oh get in your problem
help me the van's still here the van's still here
I'm looking I don't see there in the water
I
See
Go go go go go go go go go go go ex go like
Do not go in there. I didn't give a fuck. I mean guys guys
You cannot choose this at all thinking. Wait. Can you fly in there?
there because I flew and picked up the dragon thing earlier. I think someone at Fly should
just go get it.
Brother, I don't even know how it's this fire. You get fucked on it.
Which one?
Dude!
That a bitch. I don't want to do this. I'm a generational grew killing spree. I killed
four gris in a row I am the group killer any group comes to me they died
where is the real dragon isn't that the bone roll the dragon it's sleeping in
front of you oh okay that's a dragon I thought that was the bones okay bucket
one G I'm gonna go in no let's do it just let's do it just everyone heard right
You ever watch The Hobbit? You just do this.
PagChomp 40 years, PagMan, can I get a welcome to-
Just sneak it, just sneak around.
XQCL much love.
Just sneak it, sneak it, sneak it!
Max loss?
Sneak, man.
Oh, do they ever pickaxe?
Oh, shush.
Don't be too loud.
Everybody out!
I'm dead.
Everybody out! Out! Out!
I'm actually dead.
He didn't wake up.
Out!
I'm out.
That's what my lead both my fucking feet broken
Okay, we must get out the fuck motherless like over here
Yes, I'll put the attack in three get it later home
Jesse put the back that back down, please put the back back down. Yeah, the lose shit
Yeah, I will. Keyboard died. Lock in.
Is there a way to cheese that dragon head all the way? Or not?
Maybe you make us like an obsidian chamber?
Help.
Did you pick up my bandages?
Let's just get out. Let's just get the fuck out of here.
Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to do something here. Give me a second.
Okay, oh
guys
Re-second
Jesse
You're gonna die
Jesse are you fucking serious? You really want to go in there? Yes. No, we are not going there
No, I'm not here. Please let me really wants to let me find out why you're doing this
Yeah, let me just do some gold
Okay, I can get the gold nuggets.
Alright, get as much as you can.
Is it good gold nuggets or no? No.
Found one! Found it! Found it! Found it!
Oh yeah, it's like a sunken one.
Yep.
It's in reverse though, so we can't really cheese it.
first those we can't really choose it unless we we dig straight down from the
side aggro bro this is a correct way this is how I did it last time wait
wait there's a second one over here and bone wait it's the way yeah this is our
house yeah we got a man
wait what what the oh yeah this is the front of the house what the fuck all
well I mean while we're here I mean shit as well
alright
what the fuck
um
is this how I
oh I'm just dropping the loot real quick I got
the dragon
what am I missing
oh my god
oh bandages
Yeah, I think it's a Luthas tower.
We just skipping?
Diamonds from the things though.
Wait.
Wait, can you pick up Greek?
No, no, no.
I'm doing the important part now.
Hold on.
Not good, I think that just works out.
think that just went up a dragon
guys, you guys, you don't even get up when you get home right?
I mean
I'm not there
I don't know what the fuck is going on over there
what do I, I'm missing something
Oh
Lock in lock in I got three levels is no matter like it one G there is chest on below though
I'm here you're getting it picked up
very it's ruining the chest is that your chance is the dragon away yes just
please now I can't wait I'm choosing the dragon wait I'm choosing it I'm
I'm chasing it. Wait actually if you actually choose it. Yes, I'm choosing it right now. Oh, that would be a huge killer
Okay, okay, let me do it
I just picked up my bed
We could choose this I'm hitting it through the wall
We shouldn't do that then we shouldn't do that. No, you should you must
Now you must
Okay, there's four spawners and the amount of monsters that they're spawning in is abysmal,
but that's gonna speed up if we make it out.
I have iron spears, so I could just farm.
What the heck is that?
Did you just pick me up please? I'm scared that I'm gonna have a spawn.
Wait, you're not gonna cheese them?
No, because I don't have a spawn anymore and mobs spawn up behind me.
And if I die it's over.
We're in a battle tower that's literally just in front of the base.
Okay, but how do I get to the base? Where am I even?
I don't know how to get to you
What's with all the bombs?
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
MOVE!
MOVE!
Great, just move out of the way. I can literally kill everything.
Okay, good, thank you.
I need a chest. Can you bring a chest from home so I can get all my loot?
Yeah.
We need a poke.
I'll put my loot in a hole, okay, right here.
You just have to spend your XP now when you have it.
Okay, there's a whole next to the bus, I'll put a block next to it so you know where it's at, it's a stone block.
Me and Greek Slut are all at the bottom of the staircase, you block this then.
Going, where you killed us.
Okay, if you fucking move we would've been fine, I would've helped you guys out but we were too late at that point.
No, I know, and just where, right where you killed us, behind that block.
That's where I'm at.
But why is there bombs though?
There's bombs because there's one of those twisty mobs that just hit you with explosions.
I have all the loot.
It's kind of almost.
W. W.
I'm gonna excite and put it in the hole again.
He's fighting a death wound.
I'm gonna TP you back in base 3 last time you were there.
Guys, guys, and then we can come in for the loot though, at all?
Or not?
yeah just he's stuck in hell fighting deathworms bro but why do I just go home
and you did this right now cuz his where you guys slept you got fucked you
got you didn't know you're and he doesn't have a mouth
and that's what they did to fucking the rock in 75 seconds I have to wait for
75 seconds we can go I need to have lots of fucking up here it 70 seconds we can come
my mouth's on cool down yurt my beginning is bad because I need water I think it is
dehydrated it huh we need we need a pearl to get about it we can do that
have enough. Ain't got the nuts. Ain't got the nuts.
I cannot do, I don't scan, I don't have the levels for it.
See?
Okay, goodnight. Great. Sleep here for a spot.
Okay, so I see.
And Axi lag.
Ever wonder why you are doing one damage? There is a cooldown on weapon swings, the
Yeah, no shit though no guy
There's more loot down here
It's crazy how I just got you out.
Yeah.
Just wait until you get it.
Oh.
Oh.
Um.
I need blocks, I need blocks.
I'm going to.
He's on me.
Yep, I'm dead.
Hey, my mouth's gone.
We gotta wait for his timer now.
I mean like my team is useless. I mean I don't know what you guys are even doing anyway.
Mount cooldown. Mount cooldown. You can walk from home. It's literally five seconds actually.
What all right fine, let's go
It's right here all right, let's go. Let's go great
Checking these last little bits great
179 months catch you and the port poles away
Guy and Chats son you are dumb as hell and I just assume he's like 50 years old
where are you just
just walks
great
you're starting to piss me off buddy
are you one of the classic
i'm gonna set you up
you need to have access screen rate is chat with his video live on your
second monitor
so every time that you have a question look right
screen look
look where he's at
and then you follow like low-key here
if you just did
yeah i was running back for you
but the stream sniped ax while i was at my home
yes, while the sky goes
five hundred times faster than any other human being i've ever met
ever
let me help
sixty seconds
I can't walk by the way. There's a big one. There's two lions on the way
By the way, I tried walking I died away fucking line just you
Well, I'm not lying. No, it's it just a regular line
I have a door
I need heels guys I'm gonna be spotted about they're going to be spawn like 30 seconds
there's two lions guarding I can't walk 15 seconds he spawns get ready great
Let's go, you're ready.
Sorry, it takes me a little longer than other people, I'm just...
It's just fine.
I'm sorry, I lagged.
Really bad.
That's all, me too, to be honest.
That's why I need the screen.
I come, boom, thing.
And then I have to grab my loot.
There's a loot that died here.
Do you see it?
I'm not cool.
I'm not cool.
Wait, guys!
Guys!
What about the loot above me?
Are you gonna...
I am it's just you want to chess things
But you see where it is now
There's a brick on the ground, I told you, there's a stone block and there's a hole and it's full of loot.
I don't see any loot.
It's over, it's over, it dispenses. I mean, I'm getting shoulder hard, it's all good, man.
Do you have anything on you though?
I'm done, I'm done, I'm over it, I'm over it.
It took me eight seconds to die and come back to the spot.
It took you guys ten minutes to come here.
I don't understand what you're doing.
I was reading the news, paper.
Yes, you don't even care?
Like, it took me eight seconds.
Alright, here's your lunch.
I'm a little bit slower than normal people, well I'm like a warress, I'm past in the water,
you chuck me in a pool and you'll see me like you've seen Michael Phelps, I'm like
a warress I'm only good in water
I'm not a land Pokemon that's just how it goes fuck you guys don't be mean to us
we're your friends you swole this okay but when we fail we fail together but
when we win we win together that is friendship what's the one that we win
then we win because we're together no when do we window always win oh a vex
spawner we need to kill him yeah we're coming now I thought a vex is a vex
spon then why is there a vex spawner in this but in this dungeon so why is
there a vex spawner like a vex guy there and we do we need to gather like we
we're gonna get blown by this I mean is there a weapon on your body and grab
okay yeah yeah but what should we find this in the chest in the chest in the
chest that says go to walls don't box it is my yeah
fuck off me oh it's these I hate these yeah he won't stop stupid facts dad there
was one shot but you got one round in circles one round in circles run around
circle sex he's in the water he's in the water get a mix get a mix I can't get
his ass
we're not in circles X I can't my arms are broken
come here I have weakness I can't I can't it's always an Aina I have
weakness
The armor on now X in here I'm lagging bad
Do the hell's playing a bloody chombo right now
Guys I didn't even get the guy the Vex are gonna kill us
Okay, I'm likely can't snipe the Vex died, but I think he's gonna be fine. Anyway, I think that there's a Vex guy spawner
What this is a lion a lion oh
What my god
Where's he bring me in this room we can get it's the Vex is the Vex is
What was that I did a storm also in there what in tarnation was that
oh
let's get out let's get out let's get out what we're going to do the thing you
gotta reset
we need to get Greek amount bro dad it's what the point of these towers are
As you will you troll my shit that we can't do anything
There was a bunch of diamonds and pearls in that loot stack like that's what we're here for
Now we're hard boned
We are not boned.
Don't worry, I saved all the loot.
Good shit, Greek.
Now blame him.
I mean, I mean, yeah, I've been Greek, yeah.
Um, where's the Ivanettes? Are we out?
No, it's in the left chest.
Right.
Here, oh, we have 13 left.
I need like three, that's it.
It's on the ground right behind me.
Hi, Mr. Dot-Kang.
I just want to say how grateful I am to be in you and Chat's presence.
Can you welcome Mr. to the jungle?
I just want to get juiced with your fresh juice right now.
Excuse me.
Um...
Also, the site of the chow is a bad idea.
I'm gonna say how it is. It was completely garbage.
Hey, I'm gonna cook the water
I'm not I'm not bringing a armor. I'm just gonna do a try which you need to find a bell tower
Yeah, I'm cooking low Keith over here. What are we going? He has a little back
I'm back. I'm back. I'm cooking. Where? At the tower? Yeah, you got all the loot. What
about the Vex though? The Vex are gonna fuck us over. I know I'm cooking, Loki. Can you
give us a weapon? It's all in the chest. Oh, nice. You're welcome. Yeah, I think you
do more than pull. It, when I did it last night, it was such a good exp. I'm grabbing
all the items and running back to base. Yeah, do that. Do that. All the loot
back all says no but that no I'm gonna next to chat we fucking battle cover
shit water temple yeah but what it does not have fucking what we need it
doesn't have pearls and diamonds
Good shit, Greg.
Can we slap it please?
He salvaged our shit, like actually.
Can we slap it? Can we slap it?
Yes, I'm gonna go to sleep.
Now.
Oh!
Wait, I'm gonna keep cooking that. We should finish it, because I made like a little...
The red dungeon is not doable. We are too weak for that. We're too weak.
Greek said that the tower is salvageable.
It is.
Okay, the Vex guy is gonna fuck our life.
Did you kill the spawner? Or no?
No, but I've cleared a lot of it.
Again, coming back now to base.
So we can sleep again?
come back to base for me a second okay salvageable bed bed yes I think one
second come back to base like I hate the Vexes they've ruined my shit I hate
them I'm in bed pick any upgrade to make you go to bed let's go unless you're
lagging no need to bed spawn he gives that base yeah I'm sleeping I just don't
feel sleepy so peace I like good job I got into about that tower now right now
I'll find the tower so we get diamonds and emeralds and pearls how do you repair things
I just don't no no you can you just put the item nature of an item with the
item in the four in the angle yeah you got to put the iron with the left thing
yeah if we could tell us the X when we die until there we tower tower tower Roger okay
I will find a way to get this guy to fucking um
Break the thing. Oh, yeah, that's the end of it
Okay, I'm ready to I'm ready to get back to the shower, but by the way this this site is really good. It bleeds them
They just die
5.5. Oh, okay. I'll take this. Where's my mount? Oh, I guess. Alright. Where are you at,
Craig?
Um, I'm already at the tower.
Oh, he went to it. He's at a new tower.
Got it!
This one's good though.
Like a man, but this tower that we have is got it. I don't know it's in it's built-in
Give it got pick me up on barge. Just by the other top. I don't know where he's at
Where are you Mad Ex?
Hold on I'm gonna tell her hold on
locked in hold up I have three pros with them nice bring this back now need to
make it I'm gonna put it I'm gonna put it on my thing I think it's not gonna make
it right yeah we have enough time how many pearls three and we have one in
base yes oh and there's a mall right here okay go get a boat now great I'm
dropping it go get a boat
okay get a boat now get a quick
coming it's fine I grabbed the rock with my rock I have them
There's a boat.
Cam, there's no boats.
It's fine, I have the rock with my rock. You can feed him while he's in my feet.
I got a boat.
There's more loading at the gate though.
Okay, we're just gonna wait. No, okay.
Place it on the ground, I'm gonna place him in.
Boom.
This is bad.
This is bad, this is bad. I'm gonna bring him close, go right, move the boat.
move it yeah like try to get him in he has to be in the boat how'd you get him
in the boat I'm aggro by hitting him I'm bringing him down hit him get him in
the boat yeah but how'd you get him in the boat okay yeah you just he has to go
into the boat I can't fucking bitch ass he touches the boat he's in the boat
you gotta hit him great I can't fucking leave the boat I don't know how to
I'm gonna go up here and do it Oh my god there's a lot of food in here
Get them creeps, he's right next to you Okay, then bring him to the boat
Yep, good, keep doing that, yep You can walk through the boat
Shhh!
Get up there, guys!
Get up there, hit him, bro!
Don't kill him, though!
Take a poke, man.
Don't kill him, don't. Don't, don't, don't!
Well, now what?
Just don't kill him!
Wait, he's next to the cell.
Okay!
I'm gonna extract this little bit here!
Oh my god! The book is full of XP!
Nice!
Um, we'll figure this out, Greek. This is fine.
Just leave this like this for now.
How did Greek teach me everything I know about Minecraft with his tips and tricks, but he can't put a fucking mob in a boat?
Nice, okay.
24 levels in this.
Fish molly.
Okay.
Bang.
Back out of again.
Give me the boat.
The bait's on the floor.
Oh, the bait's...
Pick it up, pick it up.
Yep.
Again, get ready to drop it right where he's at.
Well, uh, he's trapped now now we're gonna shut he's coming back with your ender pearls
You can tame this rock. This is your friend
My god, my own friend. I'm gonna name him friend
I can't. I just took a critical hit. You need to leave because you have the loot we
need. We even have the rock secured in a boat. We're just waiting on you. I'm cooked.
I'm caught! Mayday!
Just don't die in the ocean.
Because you can always death scroll back.
Mayday!
Go to land, go to land.
You can make it bigger.
He gets bigger as he levels.
Guys, I depot everything on the chest right here.
Oh, good, good, good, okay.
Yeah, the chest right here, I'm fine.
Alright, have you.
Um, do you know how to get home?
Uh, a little bit.
Alright, nice.
I come we have a rock in a boat ready to go
So there's more looming at all like what we need it
So fucking bad it's
Punishing is good kind of not really
Hey wait, 8 seconds for the mounts.
Yep, that's fine.
Let's see what I'm saying out of the glass.
Oh, I had a rigged up one, so I used that.
Uh, yeah, sure. Yeah, that's perfect.
I can make those easily, so just use it.
Uh, sure.
100% I can make them super easily.
We have like a million mats to like a million of them.
Like we have so much.
Okay, I'm out. I'm out.
Hey, it just disappeared!
Yeah, it did. It took too long.
Man...
What- What does it mean? The rock?
The rock in the boat.
You're next to it the whole time, too.
You just dropped me on the floor like I was a piece of trash.
Wait, wait, wait. Why would it disappear though?
You just dropped me on the floor.
I couldn't even name tag it. I was just leaving it in the boat.
You finally despawned.
That sucks. I can set the night down and fuck it
Well nighttime then we sleep them and they still are here in the morning
That's because they don't die. They actually stay. Oh, yeah
She's an items in here usually right? Oh, I already looted this place
We shouldn't we shouldn't she's the nighttime thing there. Should we just wait? I mean I mean the thing like no no
LLLLLLLLLLL, sorry.
Um, I don't know what it was.
Yeah.
Come in.
I need to find the waypoint here and try it.
Is there a waypoint over here?
And uh, oh, we can do it.
We can slip it in hammock.
Yeah, I read that.
What does that do?
Oh, it skips day.
Yeah, I'm going to do that right now.
No more cheating.
W.
We changed Pog where is the
Mother-sucking way point
The silence over here I
Think I'm back to the loot of the loot. Okay, no
Just walk in I did it over here, got it
Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. We made it. How do I put down a hammock?
He's I made one ham duris. Oh, and I need levels to go home
By a big see book you have a book. I have made it
you need nails yeah I'm gonna smelt the armor no a rope and nail I see it
hurt that shit twin and where are the things that we needed one second what
the pros that I got the rest of them in the buckets I only have one though there's
in here everywhere somewhere yes we want you we need for real real real real
three those are here they're here they're here
there um oh and the burning
what are you doing
oh this is good dude I don't get it
got it got them yet we're all good
I put them somewhere
come here
hold on I'm gonna hammer it
I'm gonna hammer it
come on
do you have an expeed book now
yep
Hey, give me what for xp in oh use it at least
We should have a soul stall here
Guys, where's the green thing to make the soul stone
Soulgazer we have it somewhere
How do I freakin hammock
I did the nails
okay you're good you're good you're good
thank you oh my gosh thank you thank you
you should be that at this point
oh I need to make more checks I'm not doing
I don't like it. This is getting awful.
We have wood in here. I took wood back to the left of the note.
I took like five sacks, no?
No, no, we have wood ads on there.
No, that's not going to open is it?
Oh there we go, 4 gap. Alright nice, I made a hammock.
Okay, that's good.
Wait do I have to make 3 hammocks?
Alright, now I'll meet you guys.
Crossbow.
Crossbow.
Crossbow?
for watch out
so if it was in diamonds it would be uh... how much well that's chat only we
have mermaics
and mermaics and i don't think we have that
uh... now i haven't seen that
No, we have dragon bones.
Attack 24.
I can't, I don't think we'll make it to the end now, that's too much.
Well, if I went to the water tower, if I went to the water tower, I could get that shit in like 10 seconds.
Let's get him a rock real quick.
Shall we? Hold on.
well no I guess I need to go get the
but we have the book and the fucking
bottles
it actually looks sick but the chest
suggests yeah I mean it's good you but
we don't know max that's actually
perfect low key
Guys we don't have mermaics.
Yep.
Do we?
No.
To make diamond clogging you need mermaics.
Wait you don't.
What?
What the fuck?
What you don't-
I'm a soul gazer.
You don't need soul gazer.
Do you?
For his- for his- we need to make him a soul stone.
I already made it.
It's in the chest.
Yes, it's just
And it's any time so let's go to bed real quick and then make it not nighttime. I know it's rock
Yeah, we have the food for the thing
Yeah, we do
Okay, we're gonna put it in a boat. I
Need a wood log
Are you DC'd
I'm gonna sleep again
Um
There was a better
He's pretty much I don't know what that bed hasn't been there in years laying the battery
I'm like
Nice good lag
All right, let me go fine. Oh, it didn't work. Oh my god guys
Hold on don't hold on hold hold
Good
Bottles and buck
I mean look at us going through the chest is it fucking miserable man
There's got to be like an inventory system thing I fucking wish there was yeah
Jesse what is what is Wagga bean? It's like an aga, but it's just wagon
Now we need bulls
They're just wagon their tails
Bulls. Oh, no Chad, GGs.
Dragon. I think we should have.
I absolutely love Jesse. Greek is alright and XQC is a chud master.
Damn, we got so lucky.
Advanced power book.
What does he guys we have already added I don't get it. Yes. Oh, it is you know, except we have another like seven
Okay, I find that I found it on the floor here
More a
Chance worth it
That's all I can make?
Hold?
Damn, I got bad news.
I talked to a razor guy and they can't even get me my old headset.
Fuckin' sick.
Sick
I just want my old voice back wait with a stack of bolts again. I can kill a
Tower leaders, but we don't get me. We're not gonna be excited as though
Raise your leg a little I
Know like actually
I'll be honest every time I get a razor product it normally breaks, but this keep
Same real and sure I've had like probably ten of the same headsets need the book the book the book
But check the book is it too much? I see that if you use though, no
So what what book would I even use?
No, I don't think what we think I think we're for dragons the dragon stuff
I
Got enchanted the double click thing doesn't work in this real life mod we should have a chance
Where's the ancient table?
It's in here, and we also why you guys really stuck the fucking book out of all this Jews, ninja boom
It's on the ground me and I needed it for what on the guy on the guy out of the back. I was any level like 12
My levels are starting to look good. I'm 12 farming 16 defense 14 attack 12 magic 12 agility 8 building 8 gathering now
I'll take a power one fuck it
Yo, yo, you think you're supposed to lie the chance we're gonna go and get you that come on Laura the ship of Theseus
Wait, it's not a cap. I don't get it. No, I'm not again. Never. No was they should book her. All right, are we gonna get any cool dude?
What do you mean
Was my diamond
yo yo there is no way you said that I did okay so what the goal is to get it is
to get him out no yes as you did then there's some blocks I like nah you
really just did that to me in the metaphysics identity the ship of
thesis is a thought experiment that raises the rock that has had all its
components replaced remains how much video I just don't know no I got diamonds
and pearls so you get the shit then you get over then I get it again so you
get a mountain and now I have to give you more shit that's crazy you're going
to the dragon that's insane mr. greedy wins new there's two more chamber
tables right here I don't know when it was more let's go I get a rock though
but just go to the other side, just go to the other side, just fuck it
well there's a hammock, just go lay in the hammock and then I'll lie down
where? where? where?
over here, it's in the back
in the back?
in the back?
in the back?
oh, IDC
Drake?
yeah, what? what's up?
are you lying?
uh, no, my PC's fine
I want to spy see from McDonald's
good go you have all the natural you think they're you need to have the
schmitz yeah they have the meats they have the meats no i have nothing i have
nothing i have the so i have the so stern and a saddle there's the meat
there's this meat this meat and then let me yeah we have enough meat for sure
here middle chest here you go
think think think and then get your saddle
get your soul stone where's the X me
told ma you I got it
I had bottles shall I remember
I got parasites. I'm gonna die.
Man, who took my freaking water bottles out of the furnace and drank them themselves?
I'm going.
No, that's for aintchains. I'll leave the book behind, I think.
Yeah, I know we need to spend time organizing chess because we will lose that every time
It's actually good at that.
Chet, Iron skin sucks.
By the ship of Theseus theory, will ex-QC still be the same as the RAT's balding?
Uh-oh.
Band-aid of your header, body spot.
The ship of Theseus is a philosophical thought experiment questioning whether or not you're...
Can we give you a get to life, please?
...the ship retains its identity...
Yeah, it's my time right now.
Oh, great!
over time
Greek time
Great so we should we should spawn the rock if we see a rock go back to bed by the way, that's my that's the strap
Or go back to bed right now. They'll they will still be up now
Well, they didn't last night. That's why like we gotta at least see it spawn it and then I can kind of go around making spawn
I
Usually spawn above above the base right here
Right another stack of me here somewhere. It's two stacks of 16 enough. Yes, it's exactly not
It's what you want to do a lot. Yeah, yeah, I see one. Oh, that's you guys, okay?
I think I think you do it midair. You pick him up you pick me up and you let him come on
Go pick up Greek.
Yeah.
We're here.
I'm grabbing him.
That GTA mission.
Right clicking him with the Schmidt.
Yeah, right clicking him with the Schmidt.
Where is he?
Right here.
Get him.
Send them to the level.
I can't hit him.
No, you don't need to hit him. You need to right click him.
Right click them.
Like I'm with the meat.
I'm trying.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Do you see a blue bar?
Wait, I think I got them a few times.
No, look, I got them.
Not working.
OK, go to the ground and drop me.
Bring him to the boat.
There's a boat over here.
Just drop that guy into the boat over here.
Follow me.
No, I can't.
He's about to make a right click.
Right click.
Right click.
Yeah, I'm not doing anything. He's not doing anything right.
You can't pick him up if you have somebody in this thing.
Can you get him?
Nice.
I told him.
Oh, you have.
Oh, this way, this way.
It's out.
He died.
There is a-
Bop!
I think it's worth using the bolt on.
No key.
I
Like a drop a creeper on him this works to
You just let me
Yo fuck
No, no, we don't need it's a trumpet guy. Yeah, dude. You just
I just dropped me off.
I forgot you were on my thing.
But come out.
I did all my loots just...
No, it's over. It's right next to the base.
Okay.
Get ready to hold chef. Ready?
Yeah, I'm holding it.
One G.
Well I need to be three levels buddy.
There's more meat there next to the zombie.
I'll get the rock restfuls, the first thing I do is get on.
Rock on me, rock on me.
I'll wobble out when I risk the fucking level.
Come grab the rock.
I'm high growing him all the way over to me.
He's just following me for a while.
Still coming.
He's putting him in the building and I can do it in the building.
No, no, no, X needs to come out now.
Coming, why, why, why, why, why, why, why do you need me for?
No, he's on the base now, trust.
It's comms.
Rock on me.
Coming.
Grab this.
Right outside the base, like actually right outside the base.
Grab it and bring it in the base.
The rock right here.
Coming, right.
Here, grab him, bring him in the base.
Or not, even just ran out of the boat, the boat's way smarter.
where right over here that's the two creepers in the zombie you're holding a
rat yeah I mean yeah I mean it's how old is it but his guidance is fucking
give some meat to a fucking bird like we all both did it I just feed the
fucking bird man god damn it I'm so fucking down this shit just let the
bird pick you up and feed him where's the meat there's no way to despawn
We have your shit hold shift guys. Let just let the rock pick it up and feed him
Yeah, quick are you like right clicking the right rock? Yeah
The part of they like action locks and shut down the fucking it like it like being so much. How many meats do you have on you right now?
Two stacks of 16 and the 13. Oh, okay. You got them all. All right. Um,
Okay, we gotta find another rock. It's all good
Yeah, if we bring it in the house it's not good, it's still aggressive in the house.
We gotta put him in a boat.
Heart, three hearts, Crystal, nice.
Um, wow, what is that?
The Locked Monster?
Oh, it's stuck inside crests.
Okay, I need to find a rock.
It's gotta be a rock next to base.
Going far, it won't, cause you can only grab them for like 5 seconds.
Can you?
No, earlier we had him for a long time.
I found one.
Come here now.
Come to base.
No, no, no, no.
You're driving quick.
I'll fuck it.
And he goes to him then.
Right click him.
Go on foot.
Here.
Wait.
Wait.
You're not dropping off there.
I'll go and just grab them and run into the base.
Okay.
Go into the base now, come all the way down.
I can.
Hit him.
Damn.
Get him to six.
He's killing it, he's killing it.
get the key feed him got him more you have to do it twice you have to keep feeding as
Max
Great, can you see the thing please?
Put the soul stone on him
Right-click it I did now shift right click it puts that on
Yeah to bind it
That's x x x pick up and you to get off
Don't drop me high because I literally can't right now
Let me grab my loot before it's all gone. Yeah, what about the lockness like how how much x viewer?
What is that? 50 levels?
Get that creeper out of here.
That's Kat. That's Kat.
Oh my god, I've got the mount!
Congrats, very nice.
Good shit.
I'm fucking modding from it, but it's all good.
that was that was excruciating by the way excruciating how do I know what the
type of fucking mountains these days fast he is very fast and it takes a long
time to get you know how do I get to feed the guy no
Summon him yeah, what I wanted to get now you click be mounts rock summon and yet to have enough spirit now
We get honor is the abusive alcoholic father and Jesse is the loving mother protecting her facts on grief
So now we can all mount up together and go as a pack
Is when you go and find a tower like that's Pog but we don't know where the fuck you are
How do you get up this mount?
Uh, G.
Does he just follow you arounds always?
You can set him to just like sit.
I like sit because he'll just stay after you get off of him.
He doesn't stop flying around like crazy.
G, mount, rock, and then you just put him on sit.
are you always doing that stuff with the pet thing like making him sit and
nah I just it's you click said he's always sitting I don't have the plausible
I don't have it man.
How'd you get it on the?
It's uh, it's like wolf armor. So we smell everything all the time.
That's not wolf armor. I think it's horse armor.
That's a head armor. A golden head armor. Look at mine.
Oh!
Wait, is there any more?
Yeah, there's another gold armor. Maybe we match him.
Oh my god, I don't want to be matching with you.
Head armor, where is it?
I want a head armor.
I got it. But yeah.
Is it anything?
Yeah, it's some armor.
Get the ship right quick, like you did with the saddle.
you can put a chest on them as well and he'll always source that so even if you
die he'll be on the mountain so why wouldn't you die earlier just like was
that it was a two-week make a chest and just right click or put them in
I don't think we have any worthy of that.
We do.
And I'm top.
KX, I love you.
What is this?
The half-assed streams.
That was a half-assed stream done fucking.
Just fall down?
He's fucking rage baiting.
Yeah, he just got rage baited.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
It's initially the best content on Twitch right now.
I'm not even...
Real.
I'm not even memeing.
Yes, it's pretty hard to make sure now we don't have to go in a club and like like cringe in front of girls in order to like make content
But we're making good raw good wholesome content wholesome
It's hard to find no jokes. No jokes aside. It's hard to find this type of content
Well, I'm checking the meta we have to set our microphone volumes to 600%
We have a little bit louder thinking yeah, just a little bit
This could be good
But wait, okay, what am I going?
Bump.
Did I do that?
Oh wait, I mean we're not gonna be able to go with him now, but next time he comes,
we're all three squado.
So just get here, get ready.
Yes, my stuff
You make it's like making a bucket
But with glass
Yeah, and then just right quick water then no you put it in the furnace and you heat it up to purify it
And bandages don't forget that
Wait, there's a dragon in here chat?
Why don't you take your shirt off for good old time's sake and put it in glass bottles?
So you make it like a bucket.
If you see glass.
So a bottle.
Okay, so what do we want then in the blue's good for later?
But I don't have it, y'all. I need a pickaxe, I don't have anything.
Hell.
I don't, we don't know where you're at.
No clue.
We need to go kill Caesar, friends. And we need iron for bolts.
If I had bolts, because of iron, I could smoke all the dragons.
I'm making us a shit ton of bandages as well.
Our next journey, like when you come back, we're all set.
I mean, I mean, we're gonna go back. I ain't done a lot what? What do you mean?
No, like next time you come out
We're all three as a squad with mounts gonna go together to temple
Okay, I'm making bandies
Go back to watch a home. Yeah when you come back quick. We're getting geared up. Okay. Let me just get a
I'm just feeling as I'm being watched. Oh get on the ground
Why why why now trust you're gonna get lightning strike
You're in the brutal biome you don't want to be in that biome and go to the ground
No, no, no, no, you're good now. Just don't go in that biome while flying or you'll get lightning strike than one tap
That's what happened to me. Can't some of my boy anymore
Yeah, you gotta wait. That's just you to get off. I forgot. Oh my god. I'm so bad at this game
Okay
Let me just get a waste on I'm gonna get my I'm my ass out of here
Yep, I got I'm making more bandages too
So how do we get more iron blocks though?
We're gonna go to towers. We're just gonna get her done. No, no iron
It's the guy with the hammer thing
The mining is somehow actually the hardest content to do in the game
Like it's my name possible mining is not possible. You cannot mind this game
It's like actually impossible
These guys that I needed
The light light how about the iron so how do we mine then without it being crazy?
like it's like meant to be like not shitmine I'm pretty sure I could do it all
shitmining doesn't work I tried it you gotta find diamonds like on the walls in
cave systems yes I'm telling you you're telling me the unblocks are gone chat I
I already mind those.
So happy you have a mouth.
No, it's not good luck, trust me.
We did affect you, there are none.
But there's three.
This is swamps, this is swamps.
Why does it feel like we're never exploring it?
Like we can't explore everything,
like any of my go to some place,
I end up linking to a place we've been before.
Like.
We just need to go super far.
Oh, yeah, we didn't make a new Atlas
if we lost the last one, remember?
Oh, shit.
On paper, I could kill a mother sucker right here.
A serpent.
Chat, right?
A sea serpent?
oh my god dragon I could kill that dragon actually I'm dead I'm doing as a
GG make sure you're torching when you're doing that great girl gonna get
smoked if you click f7 you could see all the numbers right and if there's see
how this is seven and it's red this is seen as come here seven yeah you see
there's red red means things can spawn so you've got to torch it
still spawn here yeah you gotta make sure everything isn't red yeah we got coal
here
I could like see how this torch is off.
Yeah
of
of
of
of
of
of
each one
one below the
What's the lantern?
Oh!
I am... oh they're quite expensive aren't they?
Yeah.
I am no geese.
But when we're out and about we just need to make sure to break down when we're in towns and shit it's free.
What is that?
Shit.
What the hell is that? A red rock?
Ah, I hit the rock spot on me.
That's the coolest rock!
Oh my god!
Your head.
Trying.
Alright, um, let's see.
Type shit, type shit.
Nice.
That's good you did that because we really needed cobblestones.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
I'm gonna get all the books and start making an enchanting table area I'm just
gonna probably just expand this whole area back here okay we have like a
second part of the base yeah we need more space daily really you should download
Yeah, we're getting to the point where there are tons of juicy companions and really easy
to store.
It's going to happen now.
Craig hasn't played as a Loki.
Me?
Us?
Get in.
Put this on.
Get in.
get in play it play it why why is it so slow all the time it's just the debuff me and you
both have like um I'm not sure
Is it because I drank this water or is it because I have the water on me?
No there's like some mob around us doing it or something maybe.
We're broken there.
Oh my leg is broken.
Do you have any other bandies?
Then you can have a go saw.
Here.
No I don't want to turn it into sticks.
You have to.
A saw turns it into logs.
here no I don't want to turn it to sticks yeah you have to store does it
store it in the logs I need him to bomb the chest I could get the loose shit for
exercise
of
the
What even is that man you have a pickaxe on you yeah you break this yeah I can't
no you can't trust I'm good
there's the ball there's the ball
you're gonna destroy it completely um I could assure X got that with a stone
one yesterday
dude come on
ohhhh
i can make a gold one
we link it up
Do as you like about it.
What?
Let me just...
Oh, we're not.
If he shows up right now, we're boned, right?
I'm kind of ready now.
Okay.
I'm ready yet.
Any of you bother shows like this?
Well, I'm making the enchantment room.
It's working, it's working, it's working.
Ahhhh!
That's the best we could do for now.
You like this? Look at this.
Oh wow. Does that give extra...
It's alright.
Dude, fuck off!
See how the books are floating? The characters are going in?
Yeah.
I'm sure there's a big it way stronger it's not maximum but it's the best we
can do right now so all the books we have I can get more books if you want yeah
me anywhere that you see bookcases you start breaking them there are 10 book
Shows in the chest.
Oh my god! That's the trigger chest!
I'm pretty sure I used him already.
Yeah, I used him already.
Is he gonna bump it?
Oh, four more.
Wait, he's inside?
Oh my god, I dodged it.
Oh my god.
There's a bookshelf.
Need two higher three high.
and out
nice
I'm dead
Oh then he aggro
Oh
Design
Betty bought some butter, but the butter was bitter so Betty bought some
better butter to make the better butter better that's cool
all this loot though chat all this loot okay I got my clash dailies I'm locked
in yeah I'm locked when he comes back GGS I got him an atlas to you won't even
say thanks i'll steal half the stuff we got thank you man i'll know you that
yeah definitely fuck you guys fuck you guys there'd be no way you could hear
whoa whoa whoa from the base whoa didn't say that man
you're my hero
now i'm glad i met my hero ex-kc because he is my juicer
Don't die in water bro.
Uh oh.
Ahhhhh!
Now you're in a one by one death scroll?
What?
Could.
Oh my god.
Yo!
lightning again we have a death scroll in here somewhere lightning again no I
would use the earlier okay we have one I got it I got it I got it I got it
out lines only minus one at night look at this real quick before you leave
though Loki dad do this right just to make sure I could death's full recall
I
Yes, this is correct in a missing one, but I think you're you need more
Because if you can see if you get any trains that are maxed out, you're good
15 yet
Any pepper oh we're good any pepper
We have sugarcane for sure somewhere. I grabbed it on my adventures.
Pepper?
Hold on. For sugarcane.
Got a sugarcane. How much is it? It's three, right?
Three. Three across.
We might need to go sleepy.
I'm on the boat.
Look at my loot, man.
Guys, this is ridiculous.
I'm stuck in lightning.
Is that gonna hold?
It's actually weird, though.
Is there a dead one?
I don't understand.
Maybe it's electric water. Maybe there's like an eel.
Oh, the- the same because you're iron armor.
Oh, oh, it's galvanized. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Cheddar's saying shit, cheddar's saying shit.
But it says on it, conductivity, so I just...
see there's no more iron
I mean, I think it would lose my tower though.
Yeah, you should.
What are you grabbing right now, Greek?
We don't need any more books, by the way.
We're maxed.
Yeah, we only need 15.
we have sixteen
there should be more loot here
but he thought it was on the bottom, I'm cucked
that's good
why am I going to use that chat?
I don't have any, uh...
Okay.
What? Oh, they know you?
No.
I was just talking to myself like a skit's out.
The fucking...
Okay, now I'm gonna literally just jump down...
Oh my god!
Okay, now I have an idea.
I see what he did next you see, you ignore him and now he's getting drinking.
Are you really?
Yes.
Isn't beer good though?
No, it was terrible for you.
Isn't bearded good though?
No, it's terrible view
Okay, it's working just looking no
How do I get all the items now, though?
Wait, I'm gonna put a lime in it, I'm feeling special.
Yeah, he's full out of full silver
Bye spider free xv
Whoa more of the you choose enjoy it, but I've been tuning in more much love
Let's get it!
Bang!
Is he dead?
He died!
Is he dead?
He died!
Your fucking screen is lagging so hard.
He died!
No, you didn't.
Where is he?
Holy shit.
Who's screen?
He has, you know, just like 30 mobs.
Now I don't like him.
Yeah.
Why don't they attack him?
Why don't they like the golem?
guys if I could sleep here I can get on this loot like is that where I can sleep here
um you have three wool on you can make a sleeping bed no sleeping bag um can you
Oh, I know go to bed Greek
Go in the water and like
How is that cheating I'm literally great
I'm like, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, if I like I can't I'm I need to go to the spider
Yeah, it's thorns.
What HP is it at?
Can't see HP.
I'm coming.
Oh, I forgot. I don't even have to do that. I'm stupid. We have a freakin' hammock.
I'm trolling.
I just imagined I hit it.
Yeah, it's over. I can't get any of this. It's over.
The loot's all gone.
Okay.
If I can slot myself in, though, I can get all this loot, though.
All this HP.
Chinese like nine hundred thousand XP to be gained here. I
Mean if we have a recall potion I can go to you
Here we go guys. Oh, I have a work. I have a wormhole
What do you need right now? Just just stones? I just anything a bed beds and bed and stones like that
We should make a small compound and guys
Look, I'll take speed that we can get out of this
Okay, we're pulling
Put me on the ground somewhere good
Yeah, there's a recall but put the recall in the thing and it put an end
I have Ender above it and burn it with a blazer on watch out
Oh, you took him to me?
Yeah.
What happened to him?
Washed up how to make a wormhole.
We have the recalls.
It's easy.
Check it out.
It's very easy.
Any else, do you have any eels?
Yes, here.
Fighters.
out
that I'm better than that
that
that
that
that
that
that
four wood on you by chance no okay okay I got this thing oh I will I will tools
No, dude
No, yes, no, yes
With you have two woods I can cut the straight
And then block this in block this in
Something outside
Quickly!
Greg, leg!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Cameras bugged out.
I hate this camera.
Cameras thirsty, cameras thirsty.
I know, I'm doing it now.
So thirsty.
Um, Rick, outside is a big boss.
You need to do it from the inside.
What?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
We have recall potions in his emergency.
Yeah, we have one recall potion somewhere already and then just turn it into a wormhole
We have already have an item and did it yeah, I'm gonna see seven it's not about all actually right
Yeah, for that, yeah
That's complete
Let's go there
Yes vengeance, yes vengeance was one died and I
Out he just credit me you need bandies
No, thank you as he gets my head, please
Just working. Oh, I'm being pulled I'm being pulled
Just need to blight how do we kill him me?
Okay, we're gonna get on the mount
Is he's gonna be friendly right now?
I'll take them up in the air. No, no, you don't get anything to do that
You don't get anything to do that
Make them like one HP though just do a lot of fall damage
I can't hold kill
I'm better
I got him. I got him. I got him. Walk away. Walk away. I'm going to get you. I dumped
it. It was a 22. I put in my attack. I'm at 16 attack now. I just... I needed that.
Oh, the tree's burning over there. That's bad. The forest is on fire that we're
in. One a minuto, one a minuto. I didn't grab it.
left it for you. I left that I don't want to pick it like all your shits are here
pick it up it's all in the stuff right here just it's under the mud just shift
right here.
Good really? This is visible. Yeah that's where you died it's just all this.
mud ball oh here this is a miserable miserable it's right here where I'm
standing
Oh
I had
Nice
Yeah, let me just range it
No, no, you're gonna hit the boss please stop
I'm not gonna hit the boss.
I'm better.
No, you're not.
Okay.
He has a- one of these guys has a gravatron.
I know, I know!
Is it the boss?
No, we're dead. It's over. That's it. We're good. We're good. We're good
Let's go behind the trees. We're good
This isn't your exp at all or not? Yeah, it's like mobile 11 already again
I
Usually do the water tower
The water dungeon it's so easy actually great great figured it out. Fuck. Yeah
Yeah
Figure out what yeah, yeah
He did a wormhole potion. Oh sick. No, but I have um here. I'm gonna break this
W. Good shit, bro
So, so what we know how do we spawn now? One two three here, and then here's the wall
I'm going to go up there.
We have a little base over there.
Not a boat, no. I don't know where it's a boat.
Where do you base it right now, Jess?
Just the way I'm looking, directly this way.
Where?
Directly this way where I'm looking.
You just thought my chicks were on?
Let's go directly over there.
I left your loot.
I mean, we're not killing him, right?
No. I mean we could try, we could three, I mean if we all attack him, yo, if we do a trifecta around him, right, like we go around him, we can kill him 100%.
You call it out and I'm hitting it, also there's a nymph right here.
What's the best weapon to use for any spears?
No, I don't think you can spear this guy. Or yeah you can.
Like stone spears?
Yeah, you can spear him. But we're gonna do it on it, we gotta get rid of these waters.
How it's just block off the ocean
So he says why are you still using stand tools on day?
I
Got him. Oh
Oh
My loot is um
I can't really explain it but yeah if there's something about my loot that I can't explain
I got you
Oh I think your loot might be gone down there
Yep
I'm not going on there, oh fuck it
Yeah I mean I don't care about my loot anyway, who cares
I catch ma
Can you get your crossbow off your rock?
So why me?
You do this in lightning, is he?
Okay, let's go but let's all together. Let's just fuck him up to repron attack one runs around
One gets aggro. You just keep running around ready. I'm gonna get a great way. No, no, no, no, let me drink a water
Ready no
Yes, you guys go me with that come on I get the aggro
Okay, I'm just pretty bad aging pretty banished your head
Okay, go go go
I got a good first.
Well I got a good first.
Oh shit.
I gotta go.
Oh shit
So what the blue child would have a little boot is that
He's on a side quest already, whatever.
Okay, I got him.
I got him.
I mean, I'm down here.
Is Topaz any good?
Love that.
Yeah, I forget about it.
We're not going to kill the golem.
It's just water.
Oh my god, of course there's a... oh man, this is uh...
Alright, well, I ended off with...
...minus loot.
I'm lucky.
Plus friends though.
Yeah, true.
True.
True, true.
And also plus fun wood friends too, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
This was pretty fun.
Seriously, Mark, guys.
I'll get on that level.
Oh, I know I know something nice come back to the base and then press F5 twice. Okay. I enjoy that
Do you have a toilet tomorrow?
Yeah, we'll do all the level it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's 33 am. I'll complete tomorrow. I give you for the tournament
He's gonna practice rainbow sticks a little bit. Oh, maybe yeah
I'm like today. Yeah
All right, right? Yeah
It's like Rocket League walking.
Or you agree?
Well, I died.
Okay, so do it without him then.
Just say everything you died in, in, in the butters.
Say, yeah, say, have a candle.
Say, I have a candle, right?
In my hand?
Yeah, yeah, that's, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
And then do a ghost sound.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, great, great, great, great.
On cue.
On cue.
Right?
Uh, the ghost of the Greek kicks in, right?
It's, hmm, you know what I mean?
Yeah, like, yeah.
Yeah, all right.
Okay.
Hey, what's up YouTube? Today we wrapped up episode 6 of the RLcraft series. We had no progress and we suffered a massive casualty.
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Is that a ghost?
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Oh, thank you!
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Thank you!
Where was I?
Oh my god, I just got bought from the dead!
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Hey Greg, what's up?
Thank you for watching today.
This is an amazing episode of Our Little Craft.
We got a lot done.
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Holy, now you hit those nails though!
Yep. Alright, let it be.
Let it be.
Also we don't want to like do all the late game stuff straight like we're stringing
out like we're we're playing it out so we can actually have content through the
months that's why we're taking so slow guys yeah enjoying the content slowly
eating like you said the slowly eat the meal yeah yeah enjoy it yes you want to
you want rainbow six thumb down just want to play a game yeah this is see
what's up all right we're playing any of us rank 50 me me I leveled up my
own to all together after so it only took me 33 dollars or hours hours the
hours hours oh it is like the micro PC yeah it does every time oh yeah on first
load I mean we'll say I guess my ram gets so hot my legs start getting hot
next to the PC it is so bad not only that I have a grok prompt going on my
second monitor so. Okay this will this will absolutely be
easier though.
Hold on. There will be bands. Oh they're gonna band characters?
Yeah but by the way I just want to warn you like if you're doing a jinxy
tournament it might not start until like three hours in so you're
right to sleep for a little while. Well that's because X won't be there.
It takes three hours for everybody. Yeah it takes three hours for everybody to join so
true
For the for the first hours could be like where the fuck is xq see
true
Was like everybody bro they got a solid snake in this mofo now was already liking
Oh yeah, I know that. I know that. I'll just do Gemba. It's a crash. It's not even
open yet. I'll see. Chatter is a challenge. No, no, but there's a game.
That's what you say. Where is it going to launch though?
We need to run our balance up.
Yeah, we.
That's it.
Yes.
Forever.
All right, good luck.
Here it comes.
Put subs on it.
What do you mean?
Oh, I don't know.
I mean, you'll see.
The main, the main.
Is it a nice thought game?
So why is this one of the Kurohashi game?
I'm in the game.
Yeah, first boot this table.
It's a way better than I thought it was.
You gambling after this out for sure you crashed yeah we are okay I'm gonna ask my mom if I
I can stay at the little hill, we're back.
All right, I'll do my first one after him, it's fine.
It's fine.
It absolutely, I would never fake the laggy manager life,
like it crashed, like I know I don't know what it was like.
Open up your event manager now.
Okay.
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