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03-08-2026 · 9h 31m
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Call on them are always just it's you think of another year but of course here
Chat chat today chat
Chat Marcus day on the counter Jax today's the day today's the day that women another tournament on streamer
Holy cinema I cannot
Why they couldn't apply the other machines
I haven't been playing that much man. I'm at the top end of Oracle
Almost phantom five years aware
usually influential to me and I feel like what I love with Marty Supreme and
I'm sorry that I'm rambling with Matthew's work as a whole
Bro, never change his mouse sense and notes
And you see it's like bad bunny tapping in or I show speed and stuff like that
I just feel like it's of the people in no matter how cheesy that sounds you know
And you see it's like bad bunny tapping in or I show speed and stuff like that
I just feel like it's of the people in no matter how
Chad what do you think about that?
Is that not what it means by that?
The WWE
And you see it's like bad bunny tapping in or I show speed and stuff like that. I just feel like it's
I've got from the walls in the family on the way we got really
Wait, I got my home down. He's gonna fight the White House for the Utsu thing
Oh people in the matter how cheesy that sounds, you know, and for resting there we would
That's crazy
Take them a WWE shame, man
Um, Zahabi, very cool.
Um, this one?
That's crazy.
From Laval?
From my hotel?
Yo, chat, I'm telling you, chat, you guys I'm telling you.
And the chat, chat.
Laval Montreal, the place I'm from, chat.
We only breed the absolute elites.
We breed only the stars.
Yo, yo, the talent that comes from this place,
I guess it's like the fucking ground is like,
you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Holy, holy.
Also, the lead pipes, but guys,
don't tell anybody about the lead pipes.
Yo, I think the lead pipes will give me
some advantage in less cerebral fields,
the less I think the more I do type thing.
The lead pipes are affecting us for real,
But, I mean, yeah.
He's right, what is that?
But, okay, chat, I'm not gonna lie to you
because I thought this was an evil, a new one.
Blackout Smoke's morning,
of an illustration on oil depots and refineries.
Well, I don't want to be insensitive, I mean chat,
I mean, I just play Resident Evil in the city.
And it looks like this, no?
I
Okay, kill yourself then I mean really Jesus arguing kill yourself
That is infuriating
True chat also the light-tie how guys she's stuttering and shit's the entire game
I don't mind her starting whatever. I think it's good voice acting and it kind of adds to the
to the Friday character, but the entire game is crazy.
I mean, dude, for hours, like, come on, bro.
What if he says, you, yo, it's not the same fucking thing.
Dude, she's stuttering out of fear.
Like some emotional base response.
Not, man, shut the fuck up.
I actually hate that.
You're dumb ass.
So what was that?
What was that?
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Okay, well, I mean, in other international women's day, here's the top five richest women in the world, there's just an income.
This is wrong. Yeah, see, this guy is wrong.
Yeah, I mean, most of the richest people are inherited, but while I think we're being rude to women, though.
Like, who cares if some of the top women are inherited money?
Whatever who gives a shit?
Like like a bunch do
Massive income and so do men and a lot of men are in here as well like what?
my looking at unscobable
Good job guys
Yo
Yo chat chat chat
Guys, this is the experience at if you're a woman again, I think this is the experience of it online games chat true or false
So it's got such a good guys you guys I cool doesn't even talk in our games like
It's not because whatever you guys if she's not like 10 zero and she speaks whatever people are just fucking a rude of shit
I mean and that's not business, you know, that's not business, but I mean I can't you know like check
Well, I defender but I mean I'm also trying to win the game, you know, so
Vile, I confirms it will be losing steam machine
Hello, so pretty please I mean guys
Guys if I argue too much guys, we lose the game
and I'm trying to climb you feel me?
So some...
Oh the steam machine?
What about the price though?
They hope to ship into the chat guys
with the ram problems and shit?
What are we going to do?
Like, it's going to be a silly choice right now.
Xbox Edition buys a pack-up shop now because we're all buying it
and playing the Steam Station.
In 94 months in the jungle, it's UCL.
The Norman D Person, which is probably not you.
The couch gamer to change hardware and change
anything that they do and how they work around games.
And it's just not going to happen.
That's a decade.
Up front. Yep.
Kittens from the side.
Chixi?
Chixi?
Chixi!
Chixi!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Chixi!
Oh my god.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Yo, he's so stiff Jack Jack like he's fucking holding it like he's holding all this massive shit
You know I mean like he's like no look look out
Like look out look out look out stiff dude
I mean I'm defense, right? I'm decent. I'm not great. I'm not great
I don't do like tier one map tier whatever like the first first tier of maps. You feel me?
You're gonna hear the time for the bitch out because it's really
Hi, hi, yeah
What do you speak like I speak
I'm not conservative, yeah.
Jack Cringer, I don't like that.
I don't like that.
I'm the NW.
Literally what I'm doing.
On the way here.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
I mean, lame.
I don't want to be a husser.
I don't think you're not.
I'm forced to be an ex-QC juicer.
That's QCN.
Bugatti.
My ex.
Hey.
You're pretty fit for the NW party.
Oh, your friend, darling?
Hello.
by editing it I mean I get I get the point of it but it doesn't it doesn't
deliver that at all.
Chad, what a classic. Chad, what a fucking CS Classic. The Classic, he said what?
Give him a nega. Give him a nega.
What he says in his presentation.
Whoa!
What is this?
What did he say? There's a nega from Sides and Bees.
Whoa!
Yo, yo, yo, guys is that...
Chey's not...
I hate you!
I hate you!
Whoa!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
Yo!
Like, everyone was just like defending you.
So, as you guys could read up on it, this should happen, you know, a couple months ago.
I didn't really want to tell anyone as you could see. It was a private thing.
And
Somebody that in my circle paid got paid by TMZ to release that I don't know who it was yet
But I'm gonna find out and I'm suing TMZ and I'm suing the county and soon a lot of people so I
Already know you guys are gonna say I look well put it on don't worry about I'll put it on but yeah
It's time. It's time to fucking put these motherfuckers in check
I don't know who they think they are those little Epstein Island lovers like dude
I was just so hyped like damn like that
Yeah, I feel that from this table, and that's awful
I'm thinking stuff is awful enough.
I mean, if you want to deal with that as well, come on, bro.
I decided to go back on the deal.
After consideration, you know, I'm
grateful for them to even be considering working with me.
But I've decided that I want to take my content
to a different direction and focus on continuing to have
fun.
And honestly, I feel like taking
a certain type of deal like that
would feel more like work rather than having
fun and entertaining.
So I'm no longer doing that.
number one right that's number one I slept on what is my way smiling and also
talked to a couple people you know what I'm saying I talked to a couple people
and I'm just like you know what bro it's like I really enjoyed streaming and I
don't want it to feel like something that is not and it's not to love where
get to love where get yo yo yo yo no that bro I can't I can't say that I
I wouldn't be open to something in the future.
But I feel like right now,
we've got so much cool shit planned.
We have the fucking charity match.
I didn't sign a deal.
If the money was big enough,
the better it would matter.
True.
So what?
But I decided to go back on the deal.
Yeah, but yeah, I don't give a thought.
Yeah, he was joking.
He was always saying that he would take one
and then in channel to agree.
Hey, I think he was trying to like,
kind of maybe like soft build it
over the years, whatever.
And then when he pulled the trigger,
I'm surprised that he thought
that he would have a different outlook on it.
This one is very close, the first screenshot.
Yo, yo, I just shift clicked on my inventory.
I was trying to fucking, I was trying to build anything.
Like, buddy, buddy, I was trying to build anything.
I was just shift clicking the inventory.
Like, are you good?
Gotta be this.
geodex and i don't think
i i actually bought this uh... off-stream
so i don't know if it's top of the middle of all of them over the fortnight
okay make maybe two
maybe two
but i guess it's not bad
uh... that's good that's good
where emerald's huge such as great
uh... skin is great
great great great
yet is all good
all valid chat if you give me a top 10 that includes only top 100s, I will accept it.
I'm not going to be a hater of everybody, if your top 10 is mostly top 100 games, I won't
give you too much pushback.
I'm not going to be up to rest about it.
Because it's all opinion based, it's all good, but it has to be a top 100 game though.
Jeff Pack, Joel Rangos first.
Oh wait, is that the replay?
Oh no, that's boiling it!
So there my boy and child, yes there child was cooking some craft dinner and Ico had
opened up the fire to bake some tea on the other burner
and I was playing on my steam deck
I put my steam deck on the stove
on the cold ones
it was burning the whole time
it was melting the plastic
I took it back to go play with it
and it fucking...
my hand
melted onto the fucking thing
I... yo, yo, yo
yo, the mel...
I put my hand on the melted plastic
And it was still molten. Holy shit man. That's crazy.
I deserved TBH stay out of the kitchen LOL.
What the hell?
Hey, hey, who's there?
Who's taking a shit? Hey.
Sorry about that.
True true.
Um, what else do we got to the jet?
So what is that, man?
Americano me daba un premio y me daba un premio cuba.
Americano, que es el ciclo del premio, yo voy a recibir una cuba.
I'll get it.
Lopi Topi case incoming from Mr. Junko.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's so awful.
I could have just stopped it and opened it.
Bro.
Yo!
Come on, guys.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry. I had to report it.
Yo, yo, tell him I'm sorry.
I had to report him.
I had to report him.
Sorry.
Name 100 women?
Okay, is it actually Woman's Day?
Guys?
Is it actually?
No, it's not.
What is this?
It is, though.
well all right all right all right side test let's go three eight something nine
have a good day eight nine
that guy's been listening reminds me of those absolutely insane
owned canada psa commercials did you see those traumatizing eight eight zero nine
Oh, I put the wrong. I put eight in twice.
It is your last time.
8609.
I was going to get it, you know.
1-6-8-9.
I'm not going to go like that.
Yeah, yeah, you have no idea.
Oh!
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, guys.
Oh, God.
What do you mean?
Wait.
So why do I have to go after the guy that got it?
What?
One second later!
One second later!
One second later!
Yo, good job!
He cooked hard!
Two, seven, three, five!
Yo!
I'm okay, so you're not good!
My fingers are on me.
Let's just try it.
Once they're done, we already did that one.
Oh yeah.
You can't force hummus up someone's rectum, for example.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Right?
What?!
You can't...you know, they learned that it was a beta-hat and irrational fear of insects.
And so, they put them in a coffin,
and they dumped a box of cockroaches in there with them,
closed the coffin and they left him in there for 10 days just with a diaper you
can't do that nobody told you you had permission to do something like that
wait does he put it on a loss of steam no please I beg please please please no he's
bringing a loss of bowl of steam what do you mean by that
what dude stop it I should stop I should stop I'm not getting and if
If you put on a fucking headset, you guys might be one of the best teams in tournament.
On guard.
How are you a streamer?
How are you a streamer?
How are you a streamer?
I never even heard of that.
But you have gloves.
You play with gloves, but you're in a headset.
How are you going to talk to your team?
Speakers, interconnect.
Yeah.
What are you?
I'm gonna answer I'm gonna answer I'll call you back I'll call you back
No, yeah, I'm usually Disney baby
What case son might be too good
What?
I'm not good at all.
I don't know why you can't figure it out.
I'm good.
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.
I'm not saying you're a pro.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me just draw you to this one.
I'll go to five minutes.
Everybody's asked.
You're one of the least asked people.
That's me at this corner, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yo, yo, you see something at the game chat?
Let's go to it.
Invite and valent it.
Yeah they're pro in other games not in R6.
Yo!
Guys!
High-bives, that's high-bives.
Guys, where's the discordant?
He's champ! No! He's champ!
Torment? Rocket League? No, I'm correct. I don't do this one.
I made possibly the ball three head for the group chat. Okay. I'm in the group chat
I'm in the group chat, but the the the in the didn't expired
Well, I'm yeah, I'm not I'm not losing that I want to do I don't know. No, I'm gonna do that
No, what?
I
Was the joint of this quarter the link expired it
Yeah, it's ginger it's just we need to tell I buys the community invites
Oh, I got it your vies saying I need invites. Why are you guys saying Chaza? It's ginger on
You just screams right here
Wait a minute, he's on his own.
Move the camera.
Yo?
How about we move my cam bottom, not for you.
Yo, vice!
Chad, what's going on?
Chad, what's ball right?
You might be in another team.
I don't know.
Los Angeles under the weather, Blake!
Come on!
Oh, he's under the burgers,
and then you come up around.
I wasn't even in the weather.
I already know Los Angeles.
I was installed already in the rain.
What was it about that?
Chad's off!
I tried that, I was a friend of Jobar and I had a friend, I tried it.
Okay, need invitation to discord.
Love you.
Oh, I got it, I got it.
Okay, I'm in.
All right.
Okay, I'm in.
Ray and losses to me and then we sub in my dad to Joe Barton. Okay, I'm in
All right
Right, I mean all the problems are fixed
And remember these wouldn't be problem after after this is on the world's edge. I mean, is that what you're saying?
Are you doing a damn ass?
So some fun doing it's like zoomed in
Mmm
I cannot go to hard though was Trump even uh renauld is um doing nothing
I got this stop opening cases you cannot afford it
I guess I'm the only one with that. I'm the only one with this over there.
XQC with Ray Lowe's...
No!
No!
Locked!
What?
Alright, let me call Jason. Let's see if Jason has the game downloaded from the update.
What?
Um, I see he's in the server, if you want to talk to him.
Okay.
Yeah, we can start bouncing around the server.
XQC L.
Yeah, talk to Jax.
How about...
All right, call him Jason.
Raise diamond.
Well, raise not down for shit.
What's up?
What's up?
All right, so X, I'm hearing you're having problems
with your new team shifting.
Buddy, what am I new team?
You ambushed me with this fucking dog shit.
Okay, okay, wait, wait.
I understand your frustrations.
I understand your frustrations.
And let me say, as a tournament admin,
I'm sorry, X, but here's the thing.
I didn't plan this, two people to miss flights.
So, here's what we gotta do.
Jinjin and Deji are gonna get Chazza.
That's like, they're gonna have Jinjin's best friends,
they get an all-EU team.
And your team, listen, X, I'm not kidding,
on my mother's life, Rey is one of the top
six players in this tournament.
And yeah, Losus asks, but you and Rey have two good people.
I know for a fact, you know what I'm talking about,
Rey from A&B and shit, right?
There's no way to talk about Rey.
Ty's not Rey, right?
Yes, Rey, listen.
I know for a fact, you're not saying Ray can play this game.
I know it, I know that you're-
Listen, Ray won a tournament that was hosted,
I believe like two years ago in this game.
I won V1 Ray and Ray killed me in like the second round.
Where?
In what country?
What?
What do you know about?
Bro, I'm to X, I'm not bullshitting you.
I've never seen Deji play and I've seen James play.
Ray is better.
Bro.
Hey guys, Jason just wanted to update are you is your game downloaded and it's all I actually downloaded it today
No, it's not broke. I'm not a lot. I'm gonna be a big bear. I'm trying to communicate with Ray. Oh
My god
I'm gonna try to speak closer when these burger King McDonald's
Alright, I'm not gonna lie, that was funny, no, no, that was funny.
Alright, X, I'm telling you X, X, hold up, X, I'm telling you, on my mother's life,
Rey is one of the better players in this tournament, I'm not lying.
Now most, slow me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I will assume that you're not lying.
Is that, is that Silky?
Yo, I thought you were on the highway going 300 now.
Hey, Jake, hold on, hold on, excuse me.
You wouldn't believe what I did.
I drove very safe on the road
and I'm currently 15 minutes away from the setup.
I can make it.
All right.
I know you can make it.
I agree, I know you can make it.
So wait, that means Los.
All of your problems are solved.
Now it's you and Silky.
And then-
Hey, but Los was ass.
Yo, Silky, have you played the game before?
I think a kid with his feet could be better than Los.
I'm not a Los, brother.
You know what?
Have you ever played Rainbow Sixies before?
I'm a natural bro.
I'm a natural bro.
Trust me.
Wait.
He started to replace himself.
I got to replace him.
Did Jason complain about Los?
No, no, no.
We don't want Jason.
No, no.
Jason.
Yes, Jesse, yes, Jesse.
I think we could randomize the bracket.
Yes, I can, yes I can.
I think that's a great idea.
Yes, we can.
I got a goal.
I think we could randomize the bracket.
Yes, I think that's a great idea.
I think that's a great idea.
Now look, so Silky, you can play
so we don't need a sub anymore, okay?
So what if we put Ray, Loose, and XQC in a team?
Wait, hear me out.
Well, Jesse.
Wait, wait, wait.
great most ex-QC that's a good team and then we put um silky with sinna and jub
p
oh yeah like that you just said you just said you're gonna put a team with sinna
oh my f*** that sinna was training the game wait wait what why why what are you
impressed you know what it's it's a woman's dignity it'd be nice to sinna yo
it's women's national holiday yeah but it's a great gamer she can play the games ladies
Every day for me is national women's better than your dumb ass. Just want to point that out
Just want to point that out. You know I'm saying it's when I try to the ladies in the chat
It flows get naked. I have a replacement though. I have Jesse my friend Jesse could play he's a shiver
Oh, yeah, yeah, what's good. What's good?
Man, they robbed us. They robbed us. They robbed us. Hey, Deji
Wait, how do they rob us? We're about to win and they change our team a lot of things
Well, we needed a sub and we subbed in Chazza now. I could we could just say fuck that
and keep Jinj with Deji and keep XQC with Jinj and Deji.
I like my new arrangement though.
He's just trying to find a way to win bro.
Yo, Sable, you are shit. Everything you do.
Fuck off.
Shut up.
Now go run over the whole family on the high ground with your car.
Like you always do every streaming.
Go ahead.
Now give your card to your brother
that you stole from him.
Now go with Silky and go with $60,000 in a 30.
Go ahead.
$60,000.
First of all, I'm going to make sure it's in the school zone.
That's number one.
Oh, fun's over, guys.
Fun's over.
Well, what?
What's went over, Jason?
What's went over?
What?
What's going on?
Oh, oh, I was sitting there doing this.
Oh, yeah, I got to go anyway.
Wait, you know, Jake, see, I got a question.
Oh, Joe's here.
I'm actually going.
No, that's just C-Broll.
I'll make you mad.
No, I'm actually gonna make you mad.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Okay, we're putting on...
Guys, it's women's day?
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up, now.
Here's the thing.
Happy women's day in here, first and foremost.
Alright?
Thank you.
And today is Termin' Day.
It's women's day every day for me.
Ladies, you start with that.
Pac-Man.
And we are going to be having XQC on a team with Jhin, Jhin, and Deji.
We're not going to sub in Chazam.
No, but I like Rago.
Ray is good, though, apparently.
So you want to stay in this team, then?
Yeah.
No, no, I'm good, bro.
I promise.
XQC.
Yeah, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the real.
Wait, it's Silky on our team now.
What the hell's happening?
XQC.
Yeah.
No, I don't drink.
Jixie, for Women's Day, can we get stomping or maybe Ricky R team for you?
No, no, you can't get a champ.
Oh my God, you hate women, girl.
What is this?
Yo, the way this tournament has been orchestrated is half of the streamers in here have either
never played the game or the other half have probably 20 hours total on the game.
Everyone's new to the game.
Is it true that we're in a good way to battle the team?
Yeah, quickly.
Now, Silky, Sina, and Joe.
That's a good team, right?
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Oh, what were you gonna say, Joe?
You sure?
Oh, I was gonna say I didn't know.
I thought Silky couldn't make it.
Yeah, no, yeah.
Silky, do you have the game downloaded, by the way?
I like, wait, I like Los.
I love Los.
Okay, I got it.
Los for Los for president.
Let me check back in with the most pretty quick
Losity's playing on his on his air pods today
Yeah, most of them put the headset because he doesn't want a headset that he told me
Yeah, I wish you didn't have a headset. I wouldn't hear your voice. You're fucking annoying. I wish you
I will to eat a fucking dust. I'm gonna fucking snap you when I see you bitch. Yes
Shut up
What's going on?
Oh, I got the wrong mic though.
I'm on the phone, bro, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Ironic, by the way.
All right, wait, hold on.
Wait, why'd I get why that's ironic?
Because it might get fucking horrible.
It's been horrible for four years for five years.
Yo, four hours, six to seven years.
Six, seven years.
Nice, bro.
Nice.
I'm going to ask Ben.
Hey, how's it going, Ben?
I'm going to ask Ben.
Hey, X, I just want to let you know.
I'm going to say I was getting first rounded.
I doubted hacks.
I don't care.
I'm going to be blatantly cheating with walls and tiles.
Yo, he's got full of fucking Prima.
Holy.
No, no.
Prima, it's she.
What the fuck do you guys do see?
It is crazy that me and she's our better than you at CS.
It is real.
I did, too.
I guess I should try to get her.
Hey, say to her, how you doing?
Oh, she deafened.
Hey, say to her, how you doing?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I was talking to my chat.
Hello.
It's OK.
How you doing?
Nice to finally meet you.
Never met.
Are you ready to lose today?
I'm actually not going to lose.
I downloaded the wall hacks in aimbox.
Yeah, because that's the only thing you can't use to win
Shit
I can't bro I can't he's not who we're gonna be
Wait, so when are we starting those seems like not a lot of people are here ready. Yeah
We're waiting about those Polos needs at least an hour notice. What if someone get lost, please really nice in check
30 minutes away so
Oh my God.
That's fine.
What's up, Jason?
How are you?
What's up, Aiden, bro?
I hope everything is going well with you, man.
Hey, you know what?
Thank you, man.
I appreciate that a lot.
You weigh it.
By the way, Jason, didn't you communicate with Docs him last time?
Yeah, he did.
He did.
Yeah, he did.
I remember that.
The girl this.
No hard feelings, bro.
That makes both of us, bro.
Shit.
Yeah, no hard feelings.
No hard feelings.
Hey, Ron.
Let's get on Pac-Troll.
Come on.
Patrol come on
Is Chazer good or is he bad I don't understand what you're saying. Sorry. One more time
Is Chazer good or bad Chizer Chazer
Wait, did you did you would you find on brand risk if I got you a bag?
I miss you when you're in the UK and you aired me.
In an area I didn't see it.
Don't do that. I didn't see it.
No, no, no, no.
We didn't want to.
We didn't.
You didn't see it.
You didn't see it.
You didn't have to wear it. I didn't see it.
Hey, yo.
Hey, what?
Benji, I'm sorry, okay?
I'll tell you what.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for giving you.
I'll make it up to you.
Come out to the States.
I'll make sure you're taking care of very well.
I'm okay. All right. Cool. I appreciate it and I will tell you this dude like come fight with me
I know your brother look I get it dude
Just run that's that that's gonna be your chat when you load up after off. Well guess what I'm not doing it, buddy. Oh
It'd be great that you know Aiden. What's up, man? Hey?
What's up, dude? Yo, are you guys all ready to go over there like download?
My teammates two hours away
The fuck are you talking? What the fuck are you talking about?
We're getting your replacements.
Don't want to land.
Wait.
What?
What?
I don't want to be seen either.
Where's Marlon?
Marlon's doing a fitting for a vivette.
That's what he told me.
He's doing it right now.
He's doing it right now.
I saw Marlon today.
So, all right.
So, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to get that.
You're going to end up on the wall.
You're going to end up on the wall because you said that.
Gigi.
So no one's home.
It's what I'm hearing.
No one's home.
No.
But I'm here.
What a chase and cheering.
X to C and Ron and Senna and Edgy.
He's breaking up into pieces, right?
Yeah.
We've got Squishy.
How you doing, Squishy?
That's a bad idea, bro.
Yeah.
Squishy, are you good?
Like 50 hours, but I'm OK.
Yo, he's the best player in the tournament.
Probably Squishy.
Me, me, O'Rough.
Me, O'Rough, probably.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Agents?
Agents on 200 ping.
Yeah.
Yeah, you put you put the best against my team like what you do what do you mean?
We got news we're gonna randomize the bracket right before
My
Double-minute or one in lesion one a double
Then I don't think randomized I think we should say I think we should analyze the sea
We should do it see it we should see it then we should see that then
Okay, you're kind of bright you're kind of bright this thing his thing power rankings didn't see it
Legitimately people not home because if they are we have to put their game last we have to make all kuffin
I'm not you know follow on one week
We're called kuffin Bruce. I just Bruce just here too. So oh booze here
Well, he was like ten minutes ago
Dude dude, I don't feel Bruce likes me or not. Okay
Why?
I think he hates everybody.
Don't worry, XQC, I love you.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
I'm not wearing this cord. One more time.
Do that show one more time.
Alright, listen, I'll say your link. Down on the walls, there's no recoil, and all that shit.
We need all that stuff, okay?
Damn right, I think they're gonna fucking school trip.
Alright, cool. Alright, just download all that shit.
Alright, bye.
All for now.
Is that Lacey I just heard of?
What's up, Lacey?
Lacey what's good dude. I'm on my period just QC. The fuck? Is that Marlon's shirt? No Marlon's nowhere to be fucking. Lacey I liked your seat at UFC. Really? Yeah dude. What UFC where? You're an asshole. Why do you tap it with my bro? I'm making you straight. I thought I had me in a fucking nosebleeds dude. At the White House?
You know, you know, you know, I'm taking you to the White House. He's not coming, you know
No, no, me that's you see
Movie I'm got it. No, no lately. Oh my god. It's the big three in Washington, DC. Oh my god
Wait, what's the wait? What's what's your what's your company called again?
Tap cats. I was eating. I trucked on a tap cap
I'm sure so I'm suing you and clicks
Thanks.
Thanks, Falka.
Yo, I just got aboard that Cuffham's installing cheats or something.
Yeah, no.
So, Jake, can I, can I, please explain?
So, Jake, see, we're under the impression.
What?
What?
What?
You sure where Lacey said?
What did he say?
I'm not going to repeat it.
Yo, all right, so real quick.
So, I was under the impression we were going to get to pros in the first round.
So, I said, I'm just going to download hacks.
I downloaded walls, no recoil.
That's OK, Gingsy, right?
So no, it's not even you're going that's right
He's a pro I see the squishy clip he's warming up right now. He's a fucking
I have 50 hours on this game, bro
Guys guys I'm level four
I'm not going to play Rainbow.
No, no, no, no.
Then we're at.
Yeah.
I'm not going to play Marvel Rivals.
So good luck.
Wait, so my, so I, I have like 50 hours on Rainbow,
both of my teammates are like level three.
I'm lucky.
But I like it.
So now you're going to feel what I felt last time,
Joe.
Enjoy it.
That's Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Yeah, wait what you guys want to tell you guys gonna play it mongos yo, I love that right now
I'm like in the month with you now people are saying no they're not feeling it
Okay, got the phone got the phone right?
God guard with this puzzle got it for the fucking night guard dope. Oh, this would be a classic
Yeah, that's generational
Wait, did you start on 30?
You might be hard to understand an ex-QC
Yeah, true.
So I'm getting, hey, Deji, dude, I'm joking. I'm sorry.
No, I'll be real. I'm gonna get the humor. Sorry, it's okay.
It's kind of crazy though. Yo, you have to do this all day, whether it's your accent thing, Deji?
Do you have to keep it up all day?
Yeah, is it natural?
Alright bro, fuck you man, I'm just talking about you man.
You call out of me man.
Wait, so why is this whole call deafened now?
I was like, come on, we're devised that.
Dude!
Cause I'm the only one talking, I'm gonna shut up, I think if I'm talking too much, I don't wanna like piss you guys off.
No, no, no, you're fine right now.
Where is Loose?
Where?
Oh, where is Loose? Where is Bruce?
Loose is at the drive through.
Alright, let me call Loose.
I'm gonna call Loose, come on.
I
Call us real quick
See he was here a minute ago. Oh, no, no, he wasn't he wasn't actually I'm right. Who is this is this snake?
Solid snake
Los come this for Drake's in here right now dude right now he's playing Iceman join the discord call right now
Real yeah, I'm back
Let's do it
Drake's playing Iceman, coming to this court right now.
Right now, dude, he's about to leave.
He's about to leave, bro.
Dude, he's really mad, like, come right now, like, right now.
Yo, when does Iceman drop, actually?
I can't say.
Oh, you know, I can't.
All right, so we ready to start the set?
I'm ready, I'm ready to start.
I'm missing a lot of people.
I'm missing a lot of people.
I do practice in the, are you guys in the game or not?
10 minutes, starting to play.
We're execute.
Wait, JXY.
Stop.
JXY, you make me want to play Redneck too, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I've seen clips and shit, bro.
You have to play, bro.
It takes like three days though, or four days.
JT, have you ever played Last of Us though?
Great game.
Oh my god, JT.
Last of Us 2 is top five games of all time.
Yo, the first one.
Yo!
I like to get the first.
I think we're getting better than the first one.
Oh, the second set up.
How's it going?
Yo!
I thought it would be trouble.
You're not good.
Let's get scammed.
Yeah!
Hold on.
Neon's joining you, everyone.
One second.
This is what I was going to say in two years, all right?
Oh my god, look at this.
That is the chuddest thing I've ever heard of.
I like that scamps
Bro last of us to as well better fighting better
JT just play ball just to me for half the game
Yeah, you don't play top. Don't you like?
Yeah, yeah, but it's women's day. So I enjoyed it
I'm not gonna start yo James. Yo James. Oh
I'm looking good, I'm looking good.
What's up Riley, how you doing?
Everything's rather nice.
Smooth, smooth, everything's rather well.
Oh, nice, okay, thanks.
Where's Losey, y'all?
All right, he's on the way.
Where is Neon?
He's under the weather.
Oh, Neon's coming right now.
Yes.
My leader.
Wait, hold on, text me, tell Stable Ronaldo
I want to beat the fuck.
Come on, dude, be nice.
Yo, yo, seriously, bro?
Stable Ronaldo is ruining this call, fuck him.
Yo, don't say shit like that.
Yo, Ginger, what's going on, man?
nice to meet you yes hello there okay to mate yeah I'm all right mate by the way
we swapped teams with him sorry about this over yeah I mean for me to my
office really quick of course you can't do just you can strike me mate yeah
look to this you feel that hold on to the British version here holy shit what's
happening the other call like why is lacy deafening and like oh yeah it's all
weird now that's you like do they don't like us to be honest bro now they don't
like us they don't like us because they now like us you know I mean
xx so yeah yeah yeah I should play this in it I put it in it
They're not the new ones. Dude, holy shibbles
251 what are the odds we start nine minutes? It's five fifty five. I'm gonna get the game
I'm not gonna pay this range and start
Yeah, turn the box off for like a minute, so we have a chance
Tell them to turn off for me then since you know where they come from. Yeah
Holy fucking shit
How's it in
Don't give a shit who asked fuck it shut the fuck up bitch. Yes
Who the fuck asked? Nobody asked.
Go farm your loaves and Kekos bro.
Make your day better.
Thank you. Now take it out. How's your day going bro?
That is great.
I don't give a fuck. Nobody asked, nobody cares.
You lose Azzel. You lose Azzel.
You just lose Azzel.
You have zero interest. Nobody cares.
You just Azzel.
Doesn't care even in the slightest.
It's not funny because you asked.
It's not funny because you asked.
I don't know. It's just being honest.
Nice. This game scared me.
They stole 5000 credits out of me.
Oh my game crashed in cinnamon album. Oh my god. I actually got scammed. So Riley. How you doing? Yo, hello, I'm good
Are you ready to do? No, I'm Canadian. Well, nice
I'm from Ontario
No, we're part. Hey Gerberts. Oh, I live by Toronto Toronto. Oh, wait, Brenton. I'm from saga. I'm from saga
I got a little sob in me, you know, I'm a saw they see
Yeah, so, uh, how's everyone doing fantastic. Yeah
Yeah, XQ, I might need your help with something.
Well, what is it?
Dude, I want to be streaming consistently.
I might need your Adderall plug.
Yo, I don't.
I don't.
I don't have a plug, nor do I have the product.
Oh, yeah?
So how do you do it?
I am the product.
Holy aura.
Hear me out, X. We should make our own Adderall.
We would be so rich.
Let's own the pharmaceutical company.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, it looks so much red.
You're down.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's all pharmaceuticals. Yeah
Okay, I will handle the cost section and you handle the you know
I'll test it out to make sure it's quality product. Yeah, of course, of course
So are we just gonna sit here and stay like I'm so confused we're doing
Yeah, it's worth the bracket I think
Like dude, of course
I can't hear you man.
Okay, good, good, good, good.
Can you see me?
No.
No, put your camera on, let me see you real quick.
I'll put my camera on.
You talk.
Camera on.
Let's put our cameras in, yeah, dude.
I wanna see you.
Don't leave me so quick.
I've got a camera on.
Maybe our moobles being first here.
XQ, put your camera on too, bro.
Okay, I got you all done.
Amy, Amy Ross, what's up?
What's up, Adonis?
Oh, I'm not sure.
Who?
Adonis, Monday Mike.
Monday Mike?
What's up, my dad?
I mean, dude, bro, you're amazing.
Are you Jinxie?
I'm a pioneer.
Are you Jinxie's dad?
Yes, that's the rumor.
Well, if you're Jinxie's dad, I want to say shout out to you
because my dad also believed in my need when I had no viewers
and shit.
So you're an amazing father.
God bless you.
That's cool.
You know what, Aiden, I respect your grind.
I really do.
I really do.
I really do.
You know what I respect you're running I really do and I respect the person you are period
Oh, I mean you're seven years old, bro. I'm thinking
How old are you?
Fifty seven
Nice, come on in Sierra don't worry we're locked
You know I think you my dad are like around the same age that's awesome
Yeah, I mean you're the old the old guys gotta stay together you know what I'm saying
Yeah, are you?
You're like you're forty three
Oh yeah
You drink beer?
You drink beer?
Yeah
and wine I don't drink hard liquor anymore.
That's just a poison.
True.
Bro, that's true.
Aiden, do you drink hard liquor?
Honestly, yeah.
True.
Sometimes.
True.
No, bro, as like a father, like figure, like.
How do you know the game?
Like a father would say, do you stay off that shit?
I mean, wine is one thing, beer is one thing.
Hard liquor, it'll fuck you up, dude.
What's your favorite beer?
My favorite beer is Newcastle Brownell.
Oh, classic, classic, classic.
Now let me ask you, did you have wine or beer tonight?
Wine.
Oh.
Wine or red?
Red.
Oh, nice feeling.
What's it for me?
I mean, it's cheap shit, though.
It's like, I know it's glass.
It's yellow tip.
What's your cameras on?
I want to see you guys, man.
Guys, how do I do the family?
I don't know how to do this.
I
Would you say pops
Your father
You've been working out. I've got nine pounds. Hey, come here. Come if you ride my dick on the ride yours
You can't work out for a month. Take your kids up. Take your tits out
Ironic your 300 pounds
Your six four sideways
Yo, go drink some lean the members your kid where's your kid the mess
I don't know what's going on with the joker thing, the jester, he's a jester, he's a jester, it's just a season, right?
facts
dude, why don't we have a, come on, let's see how everyone's cams on
okay, okay, I'll put that on, I'll put that on
I'm making a third today, I'm saying we're making a third today
start with virtual camera
where everybody gets me, everybody's there
right, bro, gather away, like
I come get you, everyone's rattled
the kick team here, guys
I mean, it's Mr. Beast. What
about it? No, it's just
how is it? You know, hey, did
you win the game? I did not
win the game. Why not? I got
a lucky. What can I say? Why
not? I got a lucky. What can
I say? I got a lucky. What
can I say? I got a lucky. What
can I say? What can I say?
What can I say? What can I
What can I say wait why not come on? You see the way how you shot a basketball bro?
Like of course you gonna lose money. You got no strategic like
Yo, all right, what what do you know about surviving buddy?
You you know you love the Yannis
Well, you you some are
You have been why is everyone death like this?
You definitely got
Yo says you says you whoa
You look like a buddy. I'm a completely normal person with no g-fakes. All right
I bought my hand a couple months ago. That's all I think that's okay
Everything else is completely normal.
Jero, Jero, yeah.
Chad, Chad, do I run in 4-3 or not?
Man, I'm a big man.
Chad, how do I get my face camera? How would you do it?
This hurts.
I have no idea how to do it.
You got to disable your camera from stream labs, alright?
Oh my God, I have no idea.
All right, hold on. I got help on the way. I got help on the way. I'll be back. I'll be back
five four
Lacey
I got Lacey routed about
Holy fuck, where's everyone at?
Right, why is everyone just death in we're sketchy rickha I want to talk to sketchy rickha
Yeah.
Why's Getsha Rakan not angry yet?
What are you yet, brother?
What are you scared for?
What's up with this?
Just let me scare you.
What the?
Yo, my game was terrible.
It was like one of those TikToks where somebody's like,
yeah, this is weird.
I do want to hear it.
Hey, Cops, you doing the other call?
Real quick?
Are we able to?
Yeah.
I'll drag you in there right now.
All right, drag me in, drag me in.
Wait, I can't drag you.
I can only join?
You scare us in another way.
No, I didn't, bro.
Wait, Cops, can I just, can you join or no?
Oh, yeah, I can't do it.
All right, click, click, click.
Sure, take a breath.
Say thank you.
Don't do four, three.
Just natural with 83 FOV.
Remind me to spend at least $30.
Wait, everybody left the call.
I'm going to do this chat.
I lost.
I lost chat.
What do you need help with?
I have no idea what you're doing this for. I have no idea.
Um, yeah, I can help. What do you need?
You get high-pitched? Well, high-pitched is probably busy.
High-pitched is probably busy with Jinxy stuff.
Can you hear me?
Huh? I can hear you, FQC?
Yeah, I can help you. What do you need?
Oh, oh, I don't know how to get my face cam on. FQC? What's up, buddy?
I will re-tick it off, it's fine.
It's not going to do it.
I did it.
Was that?
I do not know how to do it.
No, but you don't need to.
We're not doing it anymore.
We're not what?
I don't think we're doing it.
Okay, so you see on this quarter?
Yeah.
See, when you go to the call itself.
What's the meaning of my name right here?
I have options.
Right, do I hit those?
options it should be just when you put your cursor over the bottom in the call
that should be a camera icon. Hmm let me look at it. It says preview camera. Is that good?
Uh no you're in settings I think if you're there right? I don't know what I'm doing that. Monday.
I mean thank you so much for helping. I got you. Let me just check your stream.
I mean, thank you, Tom, I, I, I, Jim sees older brother in here to help me.
He's like a computer nerd.
Um, he can do all this shit.
Okay.
I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, yeah.
I'd be right.
Yo draft, right?
Yo, Ray, we're getting ready to draft.
You ready?
Yeah.
I, I, I need to turn off.
I'm not American, game?
Wait, wait, Aiden, how are you?
Chad, get into settings, get into settings.
Oh, OK, OK, OK.
I can't, I will get drafted.
I don't worry, I'm good.
Wait, I'm Jewish.
You know I'm Jewish.
Yeah, of course.
Yo, Aiden, do you want to spar?
Ask him.
What is it?
No, no.
What are you going to realize is you cannot box.
Yo!
All down
Hey, come on do monkey in this car now. Come on bag. It's out. It's out right now get to it. Let's go
All right, so where so where's where's Bruce
Be fine told me who's gonna be why the wait bro. He told me on guy wait Bruce is awake Bruce is awake or sleep
He's awake. He's awake. He was in my chat like an hour ago. Yeah
Be five
Let's get it going.
I can't see those.
I'm the old black nigga in the car right now.
Look, so hold up.
That's not true.
That's not true.
Guys, hold it up.
What about me?
Oh, Shrek, you got your camera on, didn't you?
Put your camera on, bro.
You from like the UK, though.
I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
You can't back.
I want to put on Jixi's camera.
I know how to do it, Joe!
Like, the place down here, we don't eat jackets at night.
It's like, we don't...
I
What we're gonna do is if anybody's asleep if anybody's not ready to go we're just gonna put their game
Hi guys, just are you ready to shuffle?
We need Screecher.
Okay, let me just leave my gamut.
Yeah, Screecher, please.
Shuffling.
Shuffling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we're going to completely, we're going to completely randomize the bracket, all right?
Okay.
What was this?
Okay, where is it?
Screecher.
I am in.
All right, Screecher, Screecher.
Come on, come on, come on.
Can everybody see?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can see.
I'm I spit it seven times.
Seven times.
One, one, two, three, four.
Oh my god.
Five, six, seven.
Seven!
No!
No!
Just take it!
We're good chums!
We're good chums!
We're good chums!
We're good chums!
We're good chums!
We're good chums!
It's Loki the same as him!
It's the same!
It's the same!
It's the exact same, Loki!
XQC is not good at this fucking game, bro. We're good
Fucking lean
Split up into their teams we have team calls for everybody
Is it one game at a time?
Yes, one at a time, the games are not that long.
The games are not that long.
So does that mean the games are the first game?
What's up?
You can't do that, J.P.
No!
I'm sorry.
You know how to do the dance?
The games are going to be about 12 minutes.
We're gonna swap it every game, swap it every game.
Can I request a map?
No request from Joe, no request from Joe.
Can you guys go to the general chat and add me?
I already sent how to do it.
The only way to get into the lobby is adding high-fives.
I can't get in any other room.
My dad is one of the best players in this term.
Damn.
Damn.
My dad is great.
How many hours does he have?
Not on Discord.
Go to the general chat and add me on Ubisoft.
I already told you how to do it.
Oh shit.
Wait.
Do I have to add you or one of my dates?
How old is he that's
My name is ex you cow
Let's move to our chat. Let's move to our little thing. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's see again, did you
Yeah, we are every every time you join to leave it's crazy, they're just like you know, it's just it's fine. It's not for sure
Yeah, it's fine talking. It's fine. It's fine. That's
Um, why is it, no wait, they're all in my call though.
That call is all in my call though.
Oh man.
Come on, bro.
Um, yo, tell Ray to join Hangout and set it.
Can I get a dragon?
Yo tell ready tell ready go good going day on set
Channels full
Dude
That's our
Stop dude. Yo explain to me why why?
um
Lacey takes a gambling deal and you take off yours table. Why don't you stand up and explain to me this and explain to me this
Why let's explain to me this?
Why does every time you have no content you come into my call or mention me in your intro?
Are you falling off so it's true falling off true is it the end of your life through to your you my pawn your my employee
I
You got all my cars?
You're trying to take me to the sky?
You see it on my cars.
What?
Sure.
Oh my god, my aim is so good. I'm so talented.
Yo, Lazy.
Yeah.
Yo, I was in front of you man, but I think you're funny.
Thanks, X.
You're a big rider.
Hey, he's about to come, bro. Keep bouncing. I'm dead-ass.
You actually might fucking get impregnated.
I was in front of you, man.
I like lacy about twice once I like run and I
Like you fucking zero times as much as I love your mother more than you
Yeah
You got fucking like a pawn, bro. That's not true. I'm still a business
There's clips. No, I still a business looking. There's clips. I saw business. I saw this looking
You're a pawn, bro. You're a pawn says you
I don't get first-rounded bro. Don't get first-rounded.
Alright man, good luck buddy.
Don't do all this shit talking to get first-rounded.
I'm so talented in this game. Why am I not a pro in this game?
Oh really?
Oh actually my mom's here, you wanna say it there?
Yeah, I take a kiss.
You see what's the say something!
Oh god.
Hello.
Hi.
Alright, I just wanna say hi.
And thanks for being very cool in the chat.
We like your presents very much.
And also, I say, what a nice young lad your son is.
Thank you. And also, you're poor.
What?
Yeah, Q!
Yeah, Q!
Give that car back to your brother!
Same joke.
Yo, six months ago, steal the same joke.
That's crazy.
Yo, that dude is not a six-month shelf life, but somehow he still does it.
That's insane.
They didn't leave my call they didn't leave my call leave my call
Yo, yo guys they're in my call I
Can't talk to my finger in my call then I
Cannot join them I cannot join them because it's six out of three
I
Didn't give him the car bro. It's always been his car. It's his name on it
Even though I have a license I could have done it. It's it's his car
It's on his name
He just didn't want to bring it to Canada because he go he's gonna break it because of all the puddles here
And you don't have it for the winter
You ask you see some man
Wait, are you good all six I keep a book I'm good. Yeah, I'm making it
Okay, okay, now we might window but like
Like we're gonna be like hot on the top. No cuz I you I cannot but honestly you cannot understand me
Either I don't know what you're saying either. I don't know what I don't know what the fuck you say either, bro
Brother a minute ago when you spoke, I'm gonna come in cake
Crasher's my fucking game, man.
Are we still effort?
Habana, Habana.
Hey, Habana.
Ba-ba-ba.
Oh, yeah, it's yeah.
Wait, excuse me, you already on the game or nah?
Yes, Habana, I'm boarding the game, Habana.
I've been missing.
I don't know, like, I play R6, but like, I'm not that good.
Wait, but they said that you want a tournament though.
Oh
No, I didn't I don't know I don't know how to say that I went one one again against GenC. Oh
my god, that's it
But your mom told me you want you want a tournament like a big one
Nothing that
What the fire went there?
Yo, where's those Polos, bro?
Now where's those Polos?
Yo, yo, uh, excuse me call your friend or quit bro. I know I lost my friend
You're friendly. Call him. You go ahead.
Um, nah, I never meet him.
Oh. Well, I mean, I don't know him either.
Well, I thought you- I thought you- I thought you know each other.
Not nearly. I mean, I've had some with him before, but I don't have him on Discord.
Okay, okay.
So, are you better or worse than Lose then?
I'm gonna keep a butt. I would definitely be better than Lose, but I'm not that good.
Los puttos he's like a punching bag like he's ass like he's shit
What the fuck are you saying a punching bag what?
A punching bag you know a punching bag?
Yeah but how is he a punching bag?
Yes like Los puttos he's like a fucking punching bag
Okay yeah
Yeah
You see you more like a pencil
Okay and you're what what are you then what are you then?
I'm a chopstick
Okay sure
I
My god
Let's say that
Then I'm gonna fuck you up
Then I'm gonna swallow you and that should go to stomach bro. Yeah, no true true
So what?
Not nothing
Not not so hard so I I generally thought we were gonna win because you what you were at the tournament winner
But you're not good, so we're not gonna win. Yo, it's I'm telling you we're gonna win
We're gonna be okay. What games you play? Okay? What games you play? You play?
At Gta RP
Yo, yo, yo, yo, no stop saying GG game. I apply Gta RP. I pay
Shit, um, I play UK and that's it. Yeah
I'm GG, like I said.
Okay, you're gonna chill, what do you mean GG's?
I'm much of my best, okay, as long as I'm with you.
I won't be fooled.
Okay, if you're GG's, they won't be won.
I think if we communicate and we talk to one another
and we get strats, we win the game.
Guys, can you hear me?
So, Silke's doing the tutorial, so they had to go second.
So then I was gonna get Archie, you and Jason to go
and they weren't ready to go first.
You guys ready to go. Yes. Yeah, I could play. I don't know where it goes. So I'm ready to buy on the way
How do I go to it if you know it's not there I'm a friend I could play
Okay, oh
It's a shimmer. It's a shimmer. It's a shimmer
Where is he nice Jesse Jesse's gonna fly is great. He's a nice guy
Okay, okay, okay, how do I go to the training room? I forgot how to do go there
The training room. Yeah, it will be
So you're gonna do brows playlist bottom left I
Don't see that but
Let me look at your shroom.
I think I have a delay now because it crashed my shatter.
Press Z.
Okay, yeah, you're in the wrong game mode.
So press Z.
Oh, I got it.
Yeah, I got it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yep.
No worries.
Um, and the top?
Right.
You're at me?
Yep.
Murphy hit the settings.
Wait.
Hi, Mike.
He's looking at, yep.
Hi, Mike.
I
How are you right?
I advise others for you. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I got you. I mean, I'm at you high-fives
All right, right, what are you playing on? Oh? Oh
Rainbow seeks no
What platform are you on?
PC
Okay, you're just gonna do the same thing. I just told that so is your game loaded up
Yep
Okay, you're gonna go in the top right settings. Yes. See who is so connect to me. I'm locked in
Okay, okay
Do
I'm gonna add you right. Yep. It is posted my name in general
You're paying for so I appreciate it, bro. I didn't see a name though
uh... i just posted it
chat chat chat chat
asian boys
appreciate
people saying that raise good
People are saying Ray's bad, but people are saying Ray's good at it.
Yo, so literally no one's ready, have I? I don't know. I'm just going down the list.
Yeah, just keep going.
Silky's doing the tutorial, uh, UB and Archie are still setting up.
I don't know they should be ready though come on man be punctual beyond time be ready
Yeah, excuse me. Let me say bro. Thank you
There's no point of even skipping around the bracket high-bives cuz three of the like eight teams aren't
Okay
Game four isn't ready either
Let me check on game 4.
We got gone.
I know squishy Zoink and Riley are ready.
Agent and Thanos are ready.
He's got a good high five.
Oh.
He's playing?
I
My face I have a friend I have a friend Jesse you can play
Yeah, Jesse. Yeah, did you play?
He's not like a point like that like he's just down to the game, maybe genuinely I'm
not sure.
Where's Nose?
Where's the Nose stop, Kate?
Nose?
I don't know where it is.
He's got games, but maybe he didn't play with the water much.
A few hours.
Nose!
What the fuck, Nose?
How do I practice, Chad?
How do I practice?
Chad, practice.
Those are beating me.
No, I thought it was dirty or so. What the fuck? He's still beating me.
Is it what? Wait, SQC, you mean
beating or shit? Picture shit? I wasn't even even about that.
I
Mean yes, sometimes I mean yeah, well you have to know okay, and if you're honest
I thought you don't give me some PR crush you
Yeah
That's
Oh my mom just type in my chest and he's dirty or so why you learn to me bro like
Yo, I'm trying to be one of the young guys. I'm one of the young guys
I mean I feel 25 in my heart. I try to be trying why try to be young like
I'm not trying to be I am young. Oh
Do this oh, I don't know about do this. Oh, you are young in your head. You are young
You know me if you're you if you think you're young you're young. Yeah
No, that is not how it works, okay?
If you're 30 years old, your bitch has old.
If you're 20 years old, you young.
30 years old, you basically a fucking uncle.
Oh, okay, so I'll do that, how do you do that, I'll do you.
I'm 20 years old.
20?
Yup.
20 flat, 90-21.
I just 10-20.
So actually, you can't drink beer in it like that, right?
Surely you don't do that.
I don't do that, I'm not.
No, I don't do it even even though I can't I don't
There's poison bullet wait you don't you don't do cop wait, no, what the heck wait who does that?
It's not insane you know
You don't I cope no heck. No
You saw you so you don't do drugs you healthy. No, I'm a good guy. I'm healthy. I'm young
You know what you gotta do? You gotta work out, bro.
Yeah, I've been trying to do that.
You gotta start running, like, for me?
Yeah, I run...
To... to...
When I look in your face, you just look...
You look unhealthy, bro, like...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not shit at all.
Alright, you look chump as fuck!
That's true.
You're true, you look chump as fuck!
You look like a bitch-ass when I look at you.
Okay, but I know I'm healthier, and you look like a fucking...
Like, I can't even describe you, bro, like a fucking pencil.
You look like a toothbrush, bro. You look like a pencil.
Like a paintbrush.
That's what you look like.
You chop that hair cut.
Hey, hey, hey. You pick as those.
Damn, why do I look so big?
You look like a fucking witch.
You're a witch, bro.
Yo! Take that back.
Yo, take that back right now.
Take that back man.
Take that back!
Bro, you know what? You know what? You know what? You know what?
You know what? One of those little fuzzy balls that they put on microphones.
Dumbass.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
You got jokes? XCC's got some jokes, huh?
Ah, you got some jokes.
Yeah, it says you.
Well, I didn't practice, bro.
I didn't practice. Yo, yo, yo.
XCC, hop on the game, bro. Come on, bro. Let's practice.
I'm on the game. I put it down. I've been practicing in the, in the, in the match.
Invite me. We're gonna communicate.
Okay, I'm gonna add you. What's your name?
XQCW one
No, I don't know. It's not it's not I like I like it. It's just XQCW
Yo, XQCW you put you back XQCOW
You say so fat. I'm not what the fuck you say
You're also, yo, I understand you understand English better than you speak it. I like that
What wait what I mean I understand English better than I speak are you Jeremy no I'm
Asian boy I got you yo so you hear me every time so what yo hey no what the
fuck is that your face what happened to you if I'm saying a shit happened
game I'm telling bro why I'm in your face what's up yeah oh that's I'm
saying that's what you can calm down yo what happened to your face though I
I think he got jumped by phantom. I think phantom fucking up. Oh, they see me at you
Yeah, oh you do this first though said it dynamic range when you put it on low
Wait slow down range low, I think check that what the fuck's that?
I keep it on the high. Okay. Yeah, what other I said I need it
We caught what happened?
Yeah, what I'm walking on the somebody punch him. What the fuck
Why should be thinking yeah, there's something fun. Yeah, you're a cop. I'm a trick. Wait. Oh, you heard me
Yes
Why can't see though?
Yo, who's yo, who's in this corner? Who's in the corner sqc, bro? Stop
What's up man? How you doing man?
How you doing man?
Good, good, good.
Wait so is this a team? What team is this?
No, you don't fan them an agent team bro.
I'm...
Bro, I need it bro.
Where's the...
Where is that?
Where's those photos?
Yeah, where's those photos?
That's what I've been saying.
Bro, where's that...
Fuck!
Bro listen bro, I like it.
I don't know.
I'm not...
Yo, do you call me when you get...
Not to send me the person in which Paul speaks too much.
much I feel like nobody in this call speaks English I'm gonna so what oh I
can't understand we cut no buddy here speaking English in a stall like
actually yes yeah let's go let's speak nice to these yo we got ecstasy talk so
fast right I want to fuck your mouth I get a cock and get a cock wedge in
you're a mouse
okay excuse me you fucking don't want your fucking mouse
yeah well that was a happy time
oh my god
look at your fucking mouse
you're fucking mashing
yo yo yo
I can't even make jokes about that but the other kid
because he's like fucking 12 years old
like it's crazy
70 years old okay he's 70 years old
18 years old
You're not gangsta, you're not gangsta
You're not gangsta for shit
Yo, you're a suburb kid, you ain't no gangsta
You're a child in a suburb in the community
Show your ass what happened
Nah, nah, what's up?
Yo!
There's a suburb in front of the fucking gay community
Those are the ones that are meant to talk about being a gangsta
Shut up!
Excuse me, they're right
No, no, no, no, no
I'm talking
I'm talking, yeah
So
No
Yup, he got 200 pink
Pay anything and come on. Yeah, we went it. What you sure? Yeah
This cut them
Cut them
All can I join yeah, how do I buy it the
Operators you don't let me join. Yeah, don't join it. Oh, it's full. It's full. It's why
She knows full tell most you cut the bitch out over here, bro
Yo, by the way, this game is 18 plus, so Rekai can't play, I'm sorry, I have to say.
Liko, why do you keep playing?
Yeah, I keep playing.
It's 18 plus, you can't play.
Oh, it's because you can't fuck, bro.
Who can't fuck, bro?
I care about the youth, man.
And if this game shows violence and a young kid from a suburb is gonna hand you a survival,
you're gonna get fucked because you can't play shit.
Yo, A.G.S.A.
Yo, A.G.S.A.
Hold on, I'm A.G.S.A.
Yo, A.G.S.A.
Shut up.
Bitch, ass, come on, ass.
How are yousta-
How is that? How is that?
Shut up.
Shut up, you joke.
I'm just fucking off.
How is that?
Shut the fuck up, you fucking ass.
Fucking joke.
Five-year-old friends, buddy.
Come on, bro.
How is that a joke?
All right, bro.
Good luck, you all.
OK?
Good luck, bro.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Excuse me.
Invite me, bro.
I wonder if fuck.
I'm trying to fucking buy the operator's mother suck it.
Again, I invite you.
I didn't suck her man. Who talked on that says you don't talk like that. I just you
How do I buy you?
You got big ass no, right, right? You see, right? No, man. Hey, you know, this man. Hey, hey, because yeah, right
Yo, you're saying the whole story thing was what?
Yo yo
No
Okay, I dance with me new I invite you I invite you Ray Asian boy
Yes, what are you from? I say from where you from?
From Taiwan
You like Taiwan
Yeah, I mean, that's my country sick. You ever go back here sometimes
Yeah, I'm gonna go back. I think about every alive first month
Yeah
I'd love to enter yeah
Wait wait living Canada right now. Oh, yeah Canada right now. Yeah
Yo, yeah, I can't I'm boring bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not school Taiwan
Nah, I want to talk a little fun. Hmm. I never been up. I'll go over there
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
We don't want you here, but it's all good. We don't want you here. Yeah, okay
You wrong
I run the shit I run the shit
It does not run nothing you're a fucking good boy
Don't stand a career all day. Don't touch grass. You stand a career 24-7, but you don't it does not touch outside
It does not go outside and not go to the club. You're not go
I fuck you mean yo, what about you?
You're underage buddy you should be in school studying
But he should be you should be doing you should be doing the world a great good
You broke fuck what else guy you would be fucking broke dead broke loser
Okay, okay, I know
doing ain't I give your car back to a brother yo I think something you take
your leave and go back to Taiwan lucky and how about you step fucking Canada
I'll do that
how about is I'm gonna go check I'm gonna check I'm turning I'm gonna try I'm
trying to validate you the way are you in the game I'm not yeah I'm in the
game in the game I'm the game I like it like you're gonna have good
Okay, I want you top frag otherwise you're not on my team anymore
Excuse me, um, one scissor
Wait, hold on, hold on, wait
What the fuck are you acting like, bro?
We're still on the fucking same team, okay?
No matter how we play, how we do, we're still on the fucking same team
Yo, respect, respect it, yo, respect it
I like that, okay, true, true
No matter what we do
We keep fighting, we keep fighting
We never give up
You tell me, yeah
Yo, what's that?
Uh, it's training room
I
Got one. I got one. I told you I'm nice. I didn't get one
Cuz this gun sucks
yo
All right, whoever were top frags is the best player and you're the ones that bitch ass
What yeah, if you don't talk about any bitch ass
Bo wait wait slow down. What the fuck is your say say say this?
You are my daddy
Yeah, shut the fuck up bro talking like Rakaia
I got big guy not dirty so I got no kids
Oh, this is that mess okay. Yeah
Now you see I got two
I told you I'm nice and it's not this sucks though you know what the fuck is this man
Let's play a little bit of Rainbow Six
Please get ready so that the game will continue
Yes, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay
Alright, good afternoon
Yes, good afternoon
Friend
Five minutes
Wow
Okay
Okay
No, okay
Why?
Okay
Oh, you see?
Oh, oh!
Look at him.
See?
Simple, you know?
Oh, yo, yo, you speak all the languages, man!
Yeah.
What do you speak in Taiwanese?
Mandarin.
Mandarin.
Sorry about that.
I-I-I generally didn't know.
Nah, you go, you go, you go.
I-excuse me, said it, said-excuse me, said it.
I generally don't know.
I'm not-
Oh, I'm not-yo!
Yo, let me say some bad words, nah.
Nah, nah, nah, you go, you go!
I mean the food's good
Yo, I don't trust you. I just met you and I don't trust you for shit
Yo, I don't physical shit. Yo Ray, I won't trust you with five dollars. I wouldn't I wouldn't trust you
But nothing
Most
Okay
Keep seeing that engine I think keep the engine but maybe we get learned to become teammates. You know me
Yeah, I know you're doing good. You're doing good. I don't have four kills, no way.
Yo, I'm cooking. It's big, uh, it's, it's big, uh, Cantonese?
Kennedy's no, I am I try to speak a little bit of Mandarin here and there from tiktok, but I suck
Okay, but I'd love to learn though. It's hard on the tongue. It's all it's hard. It has a small sounds
Nice
Hi, you know my yeah, yeah, let me hi. How are you? Hi, you know my hi. Yeah, I know you're speaking not bad
I try I try
Okay, okay
You're cooking a bit
I
Am a steady what about I can see friendship say I'm
Bonjour
Come on that you
Come on but you come on that you come on that you that you come on that you
What did you say? I mean it means how are you? I mean how you doing?
Okay, I don't say this. Um, what she wants to do. Okay, slowly. What? What she wants to do.
She'll tell you know, let me just say I like the subject. Oh, lovely. Very nice. So the one time
Something one time guys
Shit
I fucking hate my
So guys everything got it. Yeah, don't ask motherfucker. So guys
Because loads has four brain cells and he's confused that what to do so join the call that says Ray
Thank you
I bet
One minute remaining
I'm gonna join now
Yeah
You're in the long call Jason
Jason what the fuck dude
Jason long call man
Wait one second I can't hear you
Wait one second give me a second
Oh now I can hear you
Hello
is this low?
yeah, what's that?
yeah, what's that bro?
oh that's good bro, what the fuck?
yo yo jesson, this is my call bro, what the fuck?
is that whole ass land body at your house or no?
why is everybody there?
yeah, we're doing this whole...
sorry brother
yo harkey, what was that?
what was it like winning 1 million dollars for your uh, for your fans?
10 seconds
yeah, we're on a cheer, thank you
wait did we send it i'm not that i didn't have enough mail
damn x
i'm not a good enemy
i'm not going to get the women's AP
wait oh man you better use that you better get a what
i'm not bad
i don't have a women's AP it's a women's woman's one
so how is that
wait wait
by the Jason
Your room is a whole like
What the fuck?
Yeah, wait ex remember when you were like, um
Yo, all I all I want to do is not get eliminated first. Yeah
Yeah, okay. I thought well, I thought you died in the first round. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, I thought you died in the first round
I
Did it I thought you want the whole thing
All it the dragon's I'm not waiting. I need to buy uppers
So how do you buy up it is
Where wait, it's QC sup
Where's those Polos bro? Yeah, we don't know man. I don't I don't think he knows either. Okay
What the fuck?
But how do you buy them?
Check my team, Fraar!
In the co-ed in Cuffin?
Check around, Fraar's my team, man!
Operator bundles.
Is that all of them?
Press D on defenders.
Oh
Him
Like your nose like yo, no, yo
Oh, there we go you guys hear me good, right?
nice to meet you bro nice to
a nice to meet you Ray what's going on bro
X look at that no open up camp I try to
see you oh you can't see me nah man
there we go oh there is not nice
okay what's up watching a little bit
were you guys practicing a little bit
you just love that was shooting
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait, no, yo, where is your headset? Oh
I don't I don't do that
Wait, what?
No, no, no, I know it's cool though. I
Got good. Oh, what you what you mean? Don't do that. What you mean? I have like speakers
brother
Speaker
Yeah, I don't play. Yeah, I don't play with the head.
Well, I don't have a headset.
I mean, you know, you on the team, you basically
it's a fucking coin.
Now, you just you just got to stay over there.
I don't even ask a game.
What did you say?
What did you say?
I say Los is like he's a he like a coin.
Now, he can stay over there like the fucking statue.
Like a coin.
You tell me what to do.
I'll go. Listen, if you want me to be bait,
I'll run to the middle of the map,
shooting my gun in the air, whatever you got.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll think about it. I'll think about strategy so that we can
So that we is where we can win. I'll set up a way to like we could be useful without being useful. Yeah
Yeah, I'm lost. You're being looking good. You got good as beard yo, say yo sound god now sound god
Great. Oh, wow. No, no, I came bro. I grew up poops
We didn't need to know that.
We didn't need to know that.
Excuse me, I'm not talking about you, okay?
Shut your...
What is this?
I'm not talking about you, okay?
No conversation between me and Lowe, okay?
If you can stand your fucking name.
Yo, we gotta be a team here, man.
We gotta be a team here, okay?
Right, right, right, right.
As kids who was talking massive you say what the fuck you say what the fuck you say you chopstick you chopstick you chopstick
You say
That's too far
Yeah, I get that. I have Diborah and Thetbara and Dwayne.
Hey, lunch!
Check on the other team. Great job.
You're not in my life?
Team, team, uh, team.
Uh, no, dude, I didn't know, I thought I got replaced by Jinx's dad.
So, I got...
We're gonna give him one, though, Jinx, somewhere.
I'm gonna start off on the stream.
Yeah, well said, Michael.
Fuck you, Nicola.
Fuck you!
Whoa, whoa.
Are you guys...
I said what, bro?
I feel like you two are the best, like, unattainable.
We okay, we not like I play a little bit, but I like excuse you a pro gamer, so he better carry us
Yeah, I mean the other teams are horrible
Oh my god, I cannot like damn man
That's that's just crazy
Chad they were on a full track of them. You can't compare these games man. Let me see.
Much love XQ, good luck in the tournament. Wait no, where's Ron? You look like you got
a Memphis, no no, that Minnesota or something. Minnesota? Minnesota? No, you're not a Boston
guy, you're like a Boston top guy. I'm from Boston. I'm from Jersey, it's close, it's
East Coast. Oh, he found Jersey. Have you been in Jersey? Yes.
Yeah, I reckon they will. What's your favorite, what's your favorite
state to go to? I'll say New York, New York. Good answer.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
You see what I mean? How do we go to the East Coast?
What the hell happened there?
Me, me, me, it's Rhode Island. Oh, mate.
Are you being serious?
No, I hate that place.
Yep.
You're a fucking NPC.
Smell like fucking rats like like great like great
There's all my favorite places, um
My favorite places, uh
Texas in the state in the state Texas once
Yeah, Texas Austin, Texas. You like Texas more than like New York and California. Oh definitely
Take us for a long the best days out there
What like what what part of Texas Austin Austin Texas Cedar Park area love that
It's grass. It's green. He can breathe air. You can drive your bike shit like that
Let me get let me get let me get my gloves on
What the fuck you wear gloves, but you know
game well that's gap that's that is the way I got yo knows you gotta be
telling me right yeah he's got the trolley
oh you want to end the game hello yeah I don't watch anime but I like Norito
huh okay you watch what okay tell them to never run I like Norito keep back
to wall and hold an angle
Like that drop sign's gates definitely
Fulmical alchemist brotherhood
Definitely death note for sure. It's an entry to level one right? We like that. We like that
Number one is a time Titan. I'm Q JJK. Okay, not bad. Not at night. He's a son of a choice
What's your guys opinion of one piece piece of shit? Well one piece of shit. Well, I watch the first season
I just stop it's too long. I still know
I can't finish it
Damn
How do I know drop as you see bro, so what do you do besides streaming? I'm not yeah snowboard skateboard
Play games
Okay, okay. How about you knows?
Hold on. Wait. I agree. I don't want to scowl. I want to go right past that XG. You skateboard. Yeah, I see
I see a sponsored skater. Yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, what does she call SK eight? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I
Survived from my local shop. They would like a paper my turn entries and I would go around the city's
6k
No, it's kid in school
nobody
And one day they can get back and then back out of gun.
Yo, what the fuck did you say?
What the fuck it go?
They had no human on earth.
In GTA, in GTA, in GTA.
Okay, I'm in GTA.
Ray, who does that?
Who?
Nah, it's SQC.
Well, no, I don't do that.
You're sick.
Whatever he said, I don't do that.
Whatever that is, I don't know what that means.
I'm in GTA, I'm in GTA, I'm in GTA, okay?
I don't mean real life.
I'm in GTA, okay?
Oh
No
Chemistry right now man. We can't no no no it's a good chemistry. We keep on filming. We we got to know each other and we got good talks
Man, you tell me yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah way knows like so what you do besides streaming like
So, uh, I like playing basketball. I play basketball in high school
baseball
basketball
basketball
Yeah, I play basketball in high school. Oh, I did something but that's that one be one it cannot fuck with me
I
Can't well actually I feel like you're kind of good. I think I saw a clip maybe XQC
I mean that might be the worst jumper ever. Yeah, but
It's
X you see if you could count 100 queries how many would you make?
Probably zero maybe 15
Yeah okay. Who just farted it?
No that's my fucking mouse okay
I'm not f- I'm f- I'm actually a bro. Oh I got drops now I put my drops on it
Nah this is the chat we'll get the AK12 variants. Wait X
wait X though that's actually, wait hold on bro this is a good stream idea you
Learning how to shoot oh, I can shoot the ball
Yeah, like a proper. Yeah, like a proper
Like you're just gonna mouth shooter like you know, I mean
Yeah, I'm gonna be good. Um, I know
When those
Would you ever do a 1v1 with me?
You can't say no, I know I know I know you don't go outside. I feel like you're a try hard, bro
What do you mean? I go outside on the top of the pipes?
Who said I don't go outside, bro? What is this? What is this?
No, you used to be too hype. Yes.
You're too high. Too high. You used to be hoop.
Did you watch too much back in the day or not?
What? Wait, what?
No, I was in Taiwan. I'm like...
Is it too white?
Two hypes.
What's that?
I think I know the group. I think I know like the top of the pipe.
That's what Jack said. That's crazy. I read that too. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god
That's absolutely that boy call
It's a YouTube channel. Oh
You're right. You think you click UK, right?
Yeah, mmm. Are you good it?
Hell yeah, what's up? Do you give up? What else you plan to the jungle pussy 58 months? Oh?
Probably listen, I would get now Ray. I would be to go. I'd be both. Yeah
Yeah, but you might use a fucking Zen, to be honest.
Nah, I'm talking about Zen.
Bro, everybody is Zen online.
Like, everybody is Zen.
It's so lame.
Did you see that?
I don't know what they're doing, too, okay?
Where they like freeze your game?
No.
Oh, yeah, the lag switch.
They can see it.
They can literally freeze your game if you're playing against them.
I got all me, bro.
They're using me, bro.
Why, they're like spending books on like that or what?
266 bucks.
I don't know.
Yeah.
You play in my team or you play in my team?
I play with both.
I've been playing more in my team.
But you know.
Same one.
Same one.
But you know, I play in my team more than my team.
I used to play in my team more, but right now I play in my team.
I play mad, bravely.
I'm a fucking night.
We can play.
Not into the week.
OK, how much MT you got?
Our guy probably 100K right now.
I spend all the money.
I got 50 mils.
What was the empty?
Oh wait, the empty?
Yeah.
What?
50 mil?
I got 50 mil and I got the best team you can get.
Right now I only got like 300k because I just spanked on Wemby.
Bro, I don't know Wemby so bad.
You spanked on Wemby.
Wemby.
That's the player.
Yeah.
Yo, yo, say on God's hand that you don't play something to play on your account so
that he farm points for you.
Nah, I'm God.
I'm punishing myself.
Bro, excuse me.
Bro, you can't even farm points on 2k, bro.
You have to pay for it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
The coins but if you suck up though, you're so captain's will you play the game though? Yeah, I mean
Yo says you anything you said about me it applies to you your skinny guy can't speak English motherfucker at all
I mean, I got big as those how about it? Oh, bro. You're a skin get with a fucking broccoli in your head. Shut up
Okay, yes, the guy we're fucking we're fucking small thinking of fucking pains. Okay, so what so what small bitch rise up?
It's okay. My shit's more to you. All right. Well, I
Banned you to mind us malls. I thought maybe
Listen guys if you're if you're a grower not a show
Okay, we don't need it like
The streets call it the white monster by way slang as though what monster yeah, that's a white pepperoni
Yo, yo, you got a smoke as you that's what you got
And I think if I say something else, okay, okay, I'm GG. I'm cancel
No, bro, right you've got a cashew bro. You guys wait. What's a cashew? I don't know that it's not
Like a little curve nut
Yeah
It's still it's not small okay
What I say agent I'm a girl for sure if you're in good what I say by agent agent got small dick
No, that's not true. The stats actually, well actually, forget about it, next topic.
How you know?
Well, I saw some stats online. They put it all in a data bank here.
You gotta be gay.
Um, no. No.
Who are you? You like men?
Sometimes. It depends on the pay.
Hold on, Ray, hold on.
Oh, you're fluid.
You're saying that you like guys?
No, no, no, no, I fuck those guys, I fuck my boys, I like guys, I fuck my boys, you feel me?
Like who? Like who? Who do you fuck with the most though?
No, I don't want to fuck them, but I fuck with them.
Yeah, but who do you fuck with the most though?
Fuck you, excuse me, I'll fuck you.
Wait, hold on, wait, no, no, no, no, no, he's not, he's not, he's not understanding.
Yo.
No, no, I understand bro, I mean everywhere I say my mouth bro,
I mean
Okay, but he said he said who do you fucking what you said exercise fuck you. No, you're the yeah
You're the one to fuck me. It's all good. I want to fuck him to get it. I can't send it
Yo
What I say
Yo, hey, yo
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
My ass.
Why ass?
Pepperoni on my fucking ass?
What?
Oh.
Yo.
Yo.
Why do you make it so graphic, though?
Hi, yo.
Everybody chill.
Everybody chill.
OK.
Everybody chill.
Everybody chill.
Ray, what is your favorite category on the hub?
Hmm.
It depends on day.
Sometimes I go to Japanese website to look at the Asian.
Sometimes I go go to pull up just see what happened on the page. I don't got a cat curry
True
Straight base though hold on this guy you spit some facts. I'm not gonna lie. That's that's yeah
Yeah, but how about y'all how about y'all? Yo Loki gonna sewer
No, do you still be a shit? I
Don't really be my shit like that. Do you like daddy up?
What's that? Oh?
Fuck is that not really not really
Listen no racist shit, okay, Betty. Her is like like pull her for black people. Oh man. Oh, okay
Yeah, I don't know
Yo, I
Don't oh man. No really shit it says the most diabolical relationship of all time
That's facts. I'm not in line. That's facts, right? I'm not, bro, that's facts. I'm not even to me.
Don't keep real. That's what I'm saying, though.
But why though? Explain why though, sorry. Because I don't know what that side is.
Because I, like, banding her up is all like, it's all the black people in there.
Oh, okay. So it's more concentrated.
Yeah, it's more, it's more black. Wait, whoa, whoa.
wait I'm just wait I'm just gonna Google it bro hold on you guys oh we're
gonna watch you right now no I'm just gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna look up whoa
whoa I'm straight
wait wait it's a tournament it's on this seven let me see let me see this if
it's this is daddy home always show me okay I'm a high-five screen I'm
How much green no, what the fuck that's up? Yo, yo wait wait no show me okay. I'm a hundred screen
Yeah, show on the camera
Show on this one is what you're on this one this one is going to show you on this one come on
Well, bro, yo, did you take my thumbs
What was that yo yo
Yo, your dad, bro, your dad
walking on you. There's no
showing. I'm just kidding.
No, no, no, no, no, that's
no, bro. That's guys, guys,
don't just Google Betty hub,
bro. That's diabolical. Oh,
oh my God. Yo, yo, yo,
low search. J a B L E J
Bo you guys the order to
pin his bad.
Search up JABLE Jbo you guys see all the pinnings baddies
JABLE
Okay, yeah, I'm not gonna look at all that look at the guy for the ass I see you you're not slick
Now Ray you're a sick guy. Yeah
Who's got the fucking good knowledge like holy shit
Listen listen all these videos on this website are two hours long what movies
I can't I can't be asked to fucking skit like skimster
No, have you been in Japan?
No, bro, I want to go, dude.
I want to go like...
Oh my God, you got to go.
Why?
You know, you know, you know, where's my first time I've met Jesse?
It's like a random street in Japan.
What?
First time I've met Jesse, is it a random street in Japan?
Me who?
Me who?
Jesse.
Jesse.
Jesse, who's Jesse?
Oh, Jesse.
Jesse.
Who's Jesse?
Jesse.
I didn't know you you hit him before you met kind
No, no, no, no, wait, so you snipe famous people
Now there's nothing I just randomly bump into him. Hmm. That's that
Now I'm god, but I snuck kind of like the way I snuck him
Yeah, that's crazy, that's crazy, bro. Yeah
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Where's the toilet, man, bro?
Crazy how the world works, man.
Yeah.
So do you have a house here or what?
Yeah, bro.
Oh, nah.
I'm probably buying a house soon.
So where do you live at now?
It's a nice house.
I live in Atlanta.
Oh, okay.
I'll get over it.
I didn't like Atlanta as much as I thought, but I actually kind of liked it.
You know what?
Atlanta is above the inner cities, above the 50% liners.
Above the 50% liner
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
But the Mercedes looks absolutely wonderful. I thought that was a nice building in my life
And especially with the anything around us
Now they go right nothing lineman. I saw that clip um I
I like I like I like what you did there man with uh, you press neon, you know, I liked it
Yeah, thank you, bro. Oh, yeah, you present buddy. What's up?
Wait, you don't either like him, too. Oh
I was going for the first box
Yeah, did you mention box name or no, I didn't oh, yeah, I said I said I'll box you right now, but like
What my mom that
Oh, you know low key Neil pressed you I saw that so that's what the clip he pressed you hard you folded like a like a
Pack of cards
If I followed it if I ask you to box right now, why would they be fine?
Why I said wrong the ones
Well, I don't he said I'm sorry
Oh, no, no, no mean extra talking about bots like you bots not box. Yeah boss
Huh?
BOTS.
Robots.
Oh.
What?
Robots.
Robots.
Robots.
Robots.
Robots.
Robot viewers.
Oh, oh, oh.
What the fuck?
Wait, what's America's name?
Hey, bro.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh, fake viewers.
Somebody hit him.
Oh.
Bro, bro, he looks like one of those like little iTunes characters, like a hit
by a hammer.
That jinxing.
We can't get jumped.
I got jumped.
Wait, you got jumped?
Fuck.
Shut the fuck.
Nah, bro.
Bro.
What's going on?
Bro, this is faker than fucking then raised accents.
How can that ever be played?
And my whole thing crashed again.
That's crazy.
Why?
Me anything huh ever since I open siege my browsers are crashing it
Oh fix your PC, but you rich from by another PC true
Hey, right can I um
I never met Rikai you introduced me to Rikai
You want to ma'am to do it well except offer on it. Why not?
Yeah, I got you, bro
I'm calling
Hi, oh you know what yo it won't let us yo yo Ray Ray
Huh?
Yo, what what are you gonna help me rebuild of the Kyber agent?
Wait wait we can't come to my uh come my room good somebody want to meet you no, no, no, please
You're gonna my room somebody want to meet you
wait wait wait excuse me you try you try you try to fix a bridge between you and
Kyle yeah yeah because um he's mad at me wait he said what because he's mad at
me Kaiser guy he doesn't like me no more doesn't fuck with me yeah I mean
that's not him dog true true good answer yo good answer good and yo you're
You're good at PR, man. You're better than most people, man.
And you're cooked hard.
Ah, thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.
Yo, I told you.
You're good at PR, bro.
Jake, what's up?
Team Loose, Ray, and X. How's everything going, guys?
Everything going good?
Great, great.
Great. I think you guys should be playing next.
Loose, you're still doing the no-headset thing?
No, you're not.
Don't worry about that.
Don't worry about my headset.
We got it under control, but I'm here.
I'm ready to play.
So you're not a kid that was oh
Yeah, look at the guy bro. Oh
Never a we're kind was on your head
No, no, say you don't meet you. Oh, huh? No, no, say you know
Rikai what's up, man? I never met you. I want to say the stuff, bro
I see pretty good
No, I said I never met you. I want to meet you. Nice to meet you, bro
Oh, that's the mission bro. Nice to meet you bro. Why don't your face? It's fake isn't it?
It's fake
Now I got a little scuffle coming in to go well, huh? Wait, um, why don't we tell you be zero so what?
All right, huh?
Hold on Rick I we're not
Oh, how old you are you got teddy bears are not doing this man
No
Why are you fucking store your fucking bum?
Bum ass with a fucking sense, bro.
You're a guy, do your homework.
What do your fucking homework?
Fucking bitch ass.
You should not be in this tournament.
Yo, listen, gay.
He don't got no homework, bro.
Motherfucker, I like school.
Of course he doesn't have homework, bro.
Of course, you know he's not doing that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's not doing that shit, though.
Yeah, that's right.
I use all I spoke wrong like is it what?
No, you use all I spoke though. Like you got both hours. Oh, thank you. No, you think 30s old, bro
I don't even know. Oh, oh, he's an old
I think it's over. I think it's over. No, no, never
Brother, I'm God, but if you make all of ampian clothes look like fucking shit
We just to be fucking here cut the mess
Do you have the game booted up?
Yeah, those okay, and you have jinx you added jinx of all my god one complicated things
Does it matter what level I am because I'm level three. No does not matter. Okay, but so so we will do a watch again
No, you got you guys are up next. I was just making sure Lose and oh my god. Oh shit
All right, huh? Wait, what man playing?
Um, we are going to keep it on organ just so I like that.
That's the most known map that you know, I was real quick.
Are you are you a real human or are you AI?
I think it's a real guy kind of you're real.
Yes. I'm a. Why are you wearing gloves?
Yeah, I can't.
This guy.
Oh, would you know what the fuck?
We're going to go back to the ass.
Yeah, yeah, she's calling a shit my nothing
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Dude, you know what don't knock it till you try it acts right you never try this it'll knock it bro
There is I know for a fact now you're gonna use a glove when we're playing a in the game. There's no shot
I'll take them off because I'm gonna trust you you're a pro gamer. Yeah, I'm gonna trust you
Yeah, you don't use gloves. I can't feel the controller
Yeah, by the way, Red, this one is when you're over there, you need to protect your hands
from the fucking classic controller.
So that you don't catch arthritis.
So yeah, you don't get arthritis.
When you're old, you need to protect your hands.
Listen, do you guys have your stars when we win?
Are victories or not?
That's what I'm saying!
That's the big old.
Slow your ass down!
Yo, it says you, it says you.
I hate it.
And you say goes back to you says you
No, no people understand me more than fucking that's that
You don't even know what you're saying. You don't know what you're saying
Me or excuse me give a buck
It depends on the level of anger
Okay, that's a normal talk like who can't say more I bet I bet
Wait, choose on those?
No, I'm gonna say this, right?
I've seen XQC clips, I hear everything he's saying, right?
Whoa, some of the clips.
I don't hear anything.
I don't know what you're saying.
Okay.
Wait, is that me?
Yeah, he doesn't know what he's saying.
Is that XQC?
Me?
And then Ray?
Yeah, no, he told you, told you, told you.
Nobody there, nobody, nobody, I'm just kidding.
Yo, yo, have to hear you say it.
Have to hear you say it.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I have to assume it's in like another language, yeah.
I, and I bet a lot of people do this in their news.
You say, you say like this.
No, you sound like you got a fucking bag,
like a fucking boss and do those fucking-
No, you sound like you have a gun swapping your fucking mouth.
You sound like you just got,
you got some teeth taken out, don't fuck.
Okay, bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
Yo, yo, yo, that's QC, you know who CD's?
city's nuts bitches
okay, I'll be
You got it, you got it
Yo, listen
listen
Ray, are you on some type of like psychedelic drug?
Yes
No, no, no, I'm healthy
I'm healthy, look, I'm actually watered bro
You feel me, look at my desktop bro
I don't bake, I'm still actually watered
We're gonna want a bottle of that
We're gonna want a bottle of that
Big bullshit tiny-ass bottle water small our water ball five on the five-auss bottle
This is good water. I don't know what you're talking about
That's the water balls you get when you get a massage bro. You just you just came from a sock
Please yes, go water. Well, I know I
Got a happy ending. I should feel good whoa
Happy ending
Don't admit that!
Ray, don't admit that out loud ever again!
You go to the Sucky Funky!
No, no, no, I'm not joking!
Ray, Ray, don't admit that!
Come on, it's not good for sponsors and shit!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fake, okay?
Yeah, it's fake, it's fake, it's fake.
I got home proof out here!
Hey, wait, wait, excuse me! What did you call it?
Wait, the Sucky Funky?
Does that not let's go?
The Sucky Funky!
What the fuck is a Sucky Funky?
Wait, don't call that one another.
You're a fucking tucky, bro.
What the fuck?
Wait, wait.
Hold on.
Is that a bad term?
Wait, you never have a happy ending in your entire life?
No, bro, that's great.
That's great.
I mean, bro, there is no way you can't be canceled.
Let me relax yourself.
Okay, let me relax yourself.
Well, I'm pretty sure it's illegal. Listen, we don't need to, you're saying today you've got a massage?
What are you saying?
When the guy said it on the podcast, it was fine.
Good PR.
I did it before. I did it one time in Taiwan.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see, there you go.
What? What?
Oh, I think I already know.
I did it one time.
Mmm, I don't know.
What?
I did it one time.
Did you do it?
I did it one time in Taiwan.
Happy ending.
Okay.
Oh, I forgot she looked.
What do they mean though with with with with with the hands no or not
Not whole fuck you can fuck what is built up. Whoa
150 but USD won't get that's a reasonable price listen great is
That'll make a fucking dick fall off low key
I won't let it wipe your dick before before they suck it
Yo, hey
What's your name?
Let's let's move on right let's move on. Yeah, right. Let's move on. Come on. All right. I mean
You should get tested. Um, yeah, no, I'm good. That's like three years ago. Three years ago
Okay, I mean my dick is good
No, you know bombs if you me
Yeah, I did check in Taiwan before I did check it one time
Yeah, yeah, the doctor said my things good
No, that's good
I'm talking the doctor pulled up my pants and it looked at my face. I almost got hard
I think what I think what's going on here is you're saying a lot of things that just come right to your mind that you probably shouldn't say you know
I mean so same boy that I know I'm saying I know I'm saying I know I'm saying was it a girl or a guy doctor a
a guy all right well that's I'm joking look yeah I'm joking just a joke man you
fell for the prank I'm lying bro each the road anybody I uh not that's
Crazy, but I think we're gonna do good. We will win
You're not not fat wait wait what character you pain?
Well, if I say they're gonna they're gonna bet it oh
Yes, don't say don't say I say wait
X or you know what it don't even say it. Let me know what character I should be
Okay, there's like a support. Yeah, I need to make a comp in my with the chat that
So I think I'm gonna put you maybe on like some traps
Traps on the walls and cans. I know oh fuck what the call?
Traps, I know I can't let you play I
Mean maybe you play Legion Legion
You should pay for us I play frost 2 though
Okay, I but wait, we shouldn't say that we should say where you should play
Okay, maybe you play cap can
I'm convincing bro.
Is it me?
You've been to a shirt club right?
Yeah, I've gotten you out of here.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Wait, I'm more interested in XCC.
You've been to shirt clubs?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Corina brought me.
I was against my wheel, Loki.
Corina, who?
I could see you in there just throwing, just...
No, no, no, no.
Corina gave me money and I gave her the lady
and I told her to sit down and talk to me instead.
I'm good on events, but then she she said she said she really wanted me to get the dent anyway
And then she gave it that's anyway for free after her
So you went in the back you just talked to her a little bit. You know on the back. We're still in the middle of the club. Oh
You still in the middle
Inchop zone. I was well that's why I was trying to I was trying to see if X you see been in the back
So basically when I turn 21 40 before the bus is
the strip club
what happened
for a month ago the back of the the the second rally but i i'm not going to
do a lot of it
yeah i'm not so so
i'm i turn twenty one i go to the strip club first time
and a little drunk whatever i would you know
uh... and this girl comes up to me within like five ten minutes maybe and she's
like
all i wish bring my ears he's like all
let's go in the back there's gonna be some explosions and i'm like and like
And these other things, I'm like, oh, shit.
She's like, yeah, I'm going to rub you down.
Like she's just saying these things in my ear.
And I'm like, dude, I'm like, 21, my yo, let's do this.
Well, go in the back.
And she's like, hey, yeah, it's going to be like,
I think it was like $400, $500.
I'm like, oh my god, that's a lot of money.
That's a lot of money for me.
And basically what she did was there was no explosion.
There was no nothing.
All she did was, how do I word this?
She just blew on my pants, bro.
Hot air.
Hot air?
It's, yeah, it's hot air out of her mouth
and it's been dubbed the air job.
So I, yeah, I didn't get a hand job.
Air?
I got an air job, bro, okay?
So that's my 500.
But she warmed your eggs like a fucking,
like a bird, that's crazy.
Oh yeah, she just, she warmed me up, bro.
She warmed me up and then she went by.
What did you come though?
I'm sitting there.
And dude, dude, you know what the worst part is?
You did it.
She got a t-shirt.
She opened my shirt,
and I was wearing a buttoned up shirt.
She opened my shirt a little bit
and took out like this lotion,
and I'm like, oh, shit, I know what's about to go down.
You know what I'm happy.
Bro, I'm sitting there.
She starts squirting the lotion on my chest
and my nipples and starts rubbing it.
Yo, that's hot.
And then that's it.
Oh, she's you rub my nipple blue hot air. I mean and left and I'm sitting there. I'm God
Yo, I got out to Belgium. Yeah, but yeah exactly. It's Wi-Fi blow job is insane
What the fuck?
It's like a bad problem to get your money back
Don't get scammed at the don't get scammed guys if they say let's go in the back
Don't do it. Yeah, okay
What will the club I went to my apparently they gave good ones they're like high-quality ones or whatever
But I didn't I did what where was it that's the fire in Vegas. Oh
Sapphire and Vegas. Yeah, I
Wait, oh
Shit I will I mean listen bro
I feel like if you know yet what character might be what which one do we decide okay if chat
I think we have them all like lesion or cap can
We didn't even you know, we need to put to see what's a strategy low like like we play defensive on defense
We play super tight. We don't push out. We don't we would play super on site
I got a QC because these guys okay, I'm a paper. Yeah, I'm paper. Oh, okay
Okay, Valkyrie
Yeah, I think
That's like all I play I play a lot of good. Valkyrie is good, but that's an offense though
Now that's defense really
Yeah, it's different. You can you can you can put three cameras can put three more cameras, bro
So I think we know we didn't want traps though, man
You see you should you should play you should play all frost I can play frost
But I didn't know that
What the fuck is that?
As soon as they step on the trap, they die
Well, they're not gonna be died, but they're gonna be trapped, but they're gonna move
They're gonna revive them
They're gonna be destroyed
Um, okay
Lowes on the Rook, Loki
Chad, what's your lowest play, bro?
Defense, Torn, Frost, Legion, Capcan
Defense?
Lowes, you should just play
Lowes, you should play Dark
So I can't get this house
Too complicated too complicated. I think we it's too much asking I think I think no, what do you wait wait?
What what is the point of what you want me to do?
I'll go from there. Like what is it? Okay? I think hold on
Hold on hold on hold on hold on give you the names again jet
They put bomb into all maybe Legion low key and you just put fucking you just put a spikes everywhere
Okay
Thorn or Legion okay
Captain you play that damn then not now I'm gonna play about me
And and and all things I'm gonna play
Okay, okay, close on cap can so you can easy every every round that she just puts
Door bomb and he puts any reinforced the walls next next to the wall next to those doors and that's it easy
Easy, that's it. You do you do we do or wall wall done
But wait wait those have you ever played again before?
No, no, yeah, I play I play Jinxie in like
Where he was up like 9-0 or whatever, but looks he's
Saying yeah, I play I play torn I play torna
Do we need to pick an attacker and a defender or just
No, no, no wait like one round gonna be you attack the other one gonna be okay. I play torn
And you can rotate you can look like cap and you play wait without three is it?
Yeah, okay. Yeah, but dude if you play legion it would go hard though. No
I should I do barbed wire or the the the camera?
For my gadget
The what?
The barbed wire the camera for my gadget. I think barbed wire I present it
We want to we want to make the site of fucking cancer like we're gonna put so much shit on the ground
The noobs are gonna all die before they even get to the site and by the time they get there
There's one player left with some 4-HG.
Just put the cancer everywhere.
Aye, aye, aye.
Jensie, if you're watching,
what can I play beside Bulk?
He's not watching, so he's catching the game.
No, no, no, that's my other friend.
Oh. He named Jensie.
On offense, I play IQ.
You play what?
Miro? Office? I'ma play, I'ma play Bulk.
I'm gonna pay buck so you can break the door
Can break the woods and I can switch back to no money on
I thank you
Amir's defense attacker what attacker am I picking am I picking twitch?
Something something simple check. Yeah, it's nothing. It's not smart. He's that I wanted I'm gonna get it simple
So that we can execute him we do this we do that and you can do it and not like oh, how do you know me?
Maybe lion
Riker lion termate
Yin whoever breaks the wall chat with that that it melts the wall. Who is that?
Lion
Specialties map control
Termite I
I
Got yet if it's been I if you're me
Good book. I'm gonna be using this to
Defense I'll be using that great old frost if you're me
Okay
Maybe ace blow shit up what a case to me there's a lot of recoil though
Easy easy
So god, we got it. Maybe I play the wall melting shit. I
Think I didn't get IQ IQ helps so much with entry like since we don't master the game
IQ helps to break the bullshit
Is to be do by the way
Yeah
IQ's ass
Relief is bad who paint right now? She doesn't have an ability
Well, what about check shirt
Check shirt
The first check shirt when you talk about you gonna pay or loss company
Me me for offense. I can play flash
Or blitz
I'm playing either playing yin or buck that's it
Okay, okay, something in wanting think up
Yeah, I don't know why I keep saying buck his ass book is not a bet
Isn't the one with it with the shield on on his gun or that black beard or whatever
I'm playing I think that's wrong. Let's go next on me
Like beard is actually not bad. I like my beard XQC kind of talks like he has a book plug or something
Yo, yo, yo, yeah, I'm a teammate. I'm a teammate bro. If I mean yo, yo, right?
He's got a lobotomy. Yo, that's crazy. Don't say I did a ray
Okay.
Wait, he's talking all three.
Hold on.
I banned him.
I banned him.
Do you think that was too...
That's how I see it.
Ray, do you know what a lobotomy is?
No.
A lobotom now, is it?
So they do surgery on your plane and take a part out of it?
Shit, bro.
Like I like your frontal lobe. It's a get out
Pick my bring out you can I thought I mean and you did you know I mean you didn't
Maybe a way, but what you trying to say bro speak up says you know, right?
You're right. You got a girlfriend, bro
Yeah, no, it doesn't
I
Got boyfriend
Yeah, I got fucking boyfriend. I know that I know that no excuse you gave me cash as you
So what touch no you don't go outside wait do you have a wife nope?
See that's a ship home bar
She's been through a lot man relax. No, I don't care. I've been through it on back
But I'm girls. No
Talk to me. It's just that what happened? I
mean me and your mama we went to some awesome
Longhorn or dealing. I mean
If you're my mom, yeah, I'm gonna fuck the show your mom too. No, you won't
Yes, I won't I'll put a little agent to kill fuck the month ass. Oh
That is crazy. I don't I don't I don't think you reach look yet
I don't think you got the range on that
Now you too you guys both pepperoni dude. I got the range. I got a fucking echo skill in the most like are you kidding me?
I
Wait wait game game. All right, bro to me. Let's just calm down, bro
Everybody calm down with what a pain game bro. Why you got right fucking all good. You feel me?
I mean you get it in five covers like we got like on the game
How these shit man every five minutes
Right, right. Let me help you with like some some insults, right? So when you say pepperoni
Usually it's referred to someone's nipple size. Yeah, no like when you're saying his little pepperoni
It's huge. It could be huge running me me sounds more like the small pepperoni. No cheese. That's a pepper
No, I'm a pepper. It's a pepper. It's a pepperoni. It's a pepper. No, no, no
If you want to stay like a small meat you go. Oh, you got a little baby
Shit, you know, you got a micro penis. You got like you got a shrimp dig like
I think
You say pepperoni
We got some new slang bro
This is not 2014, this is not 2023
New slang, who's weed, who's weed
Who's weed
Nobody says pepperoni
We've never heard that
Okay, so now you learn a new word
I'm making a new word, if you want me
No, I know, I get what you're saying
But people are gonna be confused
I'm trying to help you bro
Are we playing? We're next
I think this is the game
No, we're not
You literally have
literally have
She destroys us DQ with
They got the key for what
I
He thought the people were on range, but they were level 190
That's insane. This team right here the way you guys played
Brother they both have game sense, what is it? I'm gonna be showing me how that our fault. I don't got out of the PC
Oh, we're not gonna sweep bro. We're not gonna sweep. We wouldn't get fucking Marlin lays in one brother. It's the first run for a reason
Chow is no good if everybody's before before a time
I think it's unfair to if they if they if they let them play send they should interfere with with the with the games
Automatically sort of letting it play out and then it's a bit unfair for them
I mean even though they even though they did even if they lied they let the whole set play through like that's that's kind of lame
What's they lie about bro?
What's they lie about?
What's they lie about?
What's they lie about?
Oh, I don't even give a fuck!
Wait, wait, do you guys think that this...
This is what I'm talking about?
I don't know what to do!
Daenerys strategy is full!
You're fucking talking about!
Who was running Daenerys?
Fidi, I'll get you.
Wait, wait, what if I run controller?
What if I play controller?
What if I run controller? What if I play controller?
What if I play controller or something?
Yeah, let's not.
I think instead of de-cuing, let's just nerf a little bit.
So either Jason plays controller or...
What?
Yeah, you're a tweaker.
No, just change teammates.
Append and lie about stone stone.
Wait, what's the problem if they're using I don't get it. I don't get it
What does rank gotta do it again?
I didn't know you guys were level 190. I literally ran into a fucking slain
I don't want to play this game.
I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying.
But there are people in the government that are like level two or zero or five or six.
But you didn't say, bro.
But listen, I think you guys should have said, oh hey, by the way,
it might be a good idea to split up me and Yugi because we're level 100.
But I genuinely did not know anything.
I can't look up guys' profiles, like I don't know.
No, but you see, I genuinely didn't know.
You seen Jace's reaction.
He was mad that he got us because he thought we were all going to lose.
I'm not gonna sit there and research like everyone stats, but you guys should have came out and said like
My thoughts that you can see the levels before the game starts, right?
So they should have started before playing the game though
Like, as soon as you're on the level, there should be a question before the game starts.
I think in general, it's kind of lame to let the game play out.
Because then it's like, if they would have lost, then whatever, they lose regardless
at that point.
If you got me on controller, just because Archie practiced, he actually, you promoted a fucking
tournament, he did the thing, we're supposed to practice for a tournament, and then you're
getting the shit into the stick.
Wait, what are you, practice an tournament?
No way you got five in an hour and then a few...
Multiple players did that, like everyone did that.
There's a difference in practicing for a tournament and being level 150.
Leveling at a fixed spot is not like years of each level.
If he hasn't played though, it's a twist record 2014!
COMPLE FOUR!
I just COMPLE FOUR!
I play rank and I lost every game and I have a .6KD.
I thought we lost.
I really lost every game.
This is ridiculous.
Well, Chad, the only thing to remember, this is a knowledge-based game.
It doesn't matter if you played it nine years ago.
The game is all info.
The more you know, the more you can play.
It had this mechanic, the mechanics are nothing like mechanics are nothing in this game. Almost anything.
I was talking about everyone else in the fucking tournament bro, what does that mean?
Y'all are level 19 of the one-play game.
JC, JC, JC. Listen, there, us the L&H others not gonna resolve anything.
It's clear to me that you want to DQ us bro, just put me on controller, put me on controller.
Or at least, like, do some type of, uh, some type of resolve bro, DQ is great.
Swap players
Squishy has amazing ain't that that guy could breathe he won us
I've never played the Neri like since yesterday night for one hour. I don't know what an area is though.
So Archie practiced. He learned from his practice. He brought into the tournament and he's getting shit.
Yo, he didn't stop saying that.
He didn't stop.
Bro, bro.
You shouldn't have practiced.
Practice 100.
Oh, bro.
It's my god.
It's just my god.
It's not about practice.
He's level 150.
Like, there's a difference in practice
in being level 150.
Look at their levels.
Ron's level 63.
Marlon just downloaded the game five minutes ago.
Like, do you know what I'm saying?
Lacey's level four.
Like, you guys are never losing a single round
of this tournament.
You realize that, right?
Like, can we come together as human beings
and logically say you guys not losing ground
yeah it's my fault for putting guys on the team
obviously I don't
Guys if you play chess
How many of you guys played games 10 years ago?
When you were a fucking child
you're still gonna clap anybody who's learning the game
So Jinxie, give me
How old is it?
Jinxie I just need English
Are you, are you, are you a clown?
What do you mean we can't lose this?
You can't predict the future
We can still lose you dumbass
What are you saying?
You're not God
We can still lose!
What are you saying?
No legacy!
Honestly, Jack, they should run Double Elimina offline.
I understand PQ is like that.
Like, players play off, like, not on the...
Wild games are going on.
In parallel.
So then, these guys can come on the bracket.
All of us?
I don't want to give you guys
another chance.
So, yo, excuse me.
What's good?
So, you see, you see,
I dare fuck with you.
I fuck with you heavy.
No, I fuck with you.
No, you said you said some shit.
I like that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I like that.
You would be.
Yeah.
What's the phone?
Yeah, we should.
We should.
I think it's just because these are complex models.
You see that?
Wait, they're complaining.
They say they want people to be viewed and show like that.
Oh my God.
This is good.
We didn't play a game yet.
Yeah.
You call it Bruce.
What are you guys called it?
We're not gonna get in the game.
Why why are they asking people to be DQ I?
Did you some drama, but I just want to say I just want to come in and say hello to silky and hello the Bruce before
I go back to the car you say what up to me too. I don't give a shit about you fuck you
So I'm back
I
Literally the last time I like played the fucking rank was 2014
Like bro, let me tell you guys how the vibe of it like let me just give you guys some background chat
If they if they did a double in bracket the reality is is that the games were in parallel
Well, we'll lose less time overall than if we do this and waste time like this
double-edit makes it so that people that go down the lower bracket all the other
bracket it's the same amount of time it's impaled I understand it but then but
then you have somebody I didn't know I didn't know that
And that's because we're using our OG accounts like bro. We could have easily hop on like a random ass account, but like that's what I'm saying
I can't add on the call. I can't add on the call there. It's a full call
I mean, should we just dequeue them?
Like, they're level 200 and they're level 150?
Like, it's just, ah!
It would not take forever.
It would run in parallel.
Yo, what do you think, though?
Yeah, I mean, I think what I proposed
was the fairest option, where either two of them
get nerfed, they all do it, or, I mean, I'm even
fine with Jason doing MK because he has the worst
out of them.
This is worse than the highest stalling the tournament like this is literally worse than fucking them cheating
Just DQ them
How are you gonna do check and then I see the levels in the lobby place on it
Oh, you can then up
Nobody checked the levels was on the whole design of the tournament
Which is what I said a hundred and fifty thousand fucking times is that people are new to the game
Like it'll be funny to watch people that are new to the game
They're running Daenerys, Trax, Love, and Water.
Goyan, we can do your idea and just keep them in the tournament and watch them foro everyone.
Is that what you want?
Is that what you want?
Chad, Chad, I'm not trying to be a hater, but Jason needs to start doing power rankings
for his games.
You need to do power rankings by tournaments, right, and have you will draft it.
How was that on us?
Yo, yo, guys, what do you guys think, man?
What do you guys think?
Yo, JC, JC, I have a fair outcome.
Yes, Lazy.
Let's double on Fortnite, 3v3 zone wars, whoever wins
moves on, because me and Maron only played an hour.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
You guys like this drawing that made?
JC, keep the drawing.
I think we just rematch and force them on control.
How did you join the lobby?
Like my drawing?
Look at my drawing on Discord.
Bro, JC, you called it shot, it goes up to you.
Literally, I don't even see it.
Yeah, whatever's best for your tournament.
All right, yo guys, here's the final rule
from the admin, Darth Highbives.
So here's what's gonna happen.
You guys are not disqualified,
but you guys have to play the rest of the tournament
on controller, all right?
Okay.
Wait, wait, even me?
Yeah, even you.
Wait, why everybody working?
Oh my God, then DQ them then.
Jesus Christ, this children.
I'm trash.
I'm fucking, oh my god.
If you're trash in this game, you're going to get me
to the controller.
So it's either that or you guys just don't play at all.
So just choose one.
You guys want to play?
I don't care.
I don't care.
So do you want to play on controller
or do you want to get BQ?
Pick one.
They will still try to.
They are still going to kill that buddy.
Yeah, also they hit a little ultimatum.
Yes, yes, yes.
From start of highbites, you're
on the controller, but you're still working.
You know what, say it.
You guys probably still will win, but it'll be more fair.
Yeah.
We're gonna find a controller so we can't play right now.
So we gotta get a controller real quick.
Dude, how did they not have 20 controllers at this fucking gaming house?
If you give us time.
If you give us time, it's a fine one.
But we won the first round, right?
Yeah, too.
Alright, Jason, you can stay on mouse because you're the newest, alright?
To the game.
Alright, I'll give it.
You guys are controller.
You guys ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, wait, we have to replay first round. We're replaying the whole game. Are you dead ass?
Dude, this is gentlemen on God, you cannot convince me otherwise I hate
You know
By the way, I'm not level 63 I'm level 13 I bought my account
All right, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. You guys guys. Let's get it going. Oh, we're going again
You guys are going into rematch to rematch. Oh, here we go. All right. Here we go boys. Here we go
All right, yo guys ready, right
Okay, we're trying to connect the controllers. Yeah, I didn't want to deque you guys
But I have to like nerf you guys. No, I mean, I get it, bro. Yeah, I get it
Yeah, I know but it's I guess it's my fault for like asking you guys
I don't know you guys have to tell me you're good if everyone's downloading the game for five minutes ago
I don't know. It's it's not my fault
I know you didn't know I'm saying Arke and Yuke should have like said something. Oh, well, why hate for him?
I don't think anybody hates what I'm looking at.
Yeah, I'm supposed to know that.
We're supposed to know that we're good at a game.
The last time I played this game,
it was fucking a real, a rune you got released.
You know how many years that was?
I didn't even have hair on my fucking balls.
I don't understand why you're hateful on it.
I'm like, what?
Like, I can't hear anything either.
I mean, for a VQ, I mean,
look at it like this, right?
VQ is going to catch some hate for that.
people off so chat yeah like this is no matter what decision I make I'm trying to
make this as fair as possible guys DQ is awful because you invite people to a
tournament and then even though they lie lover right then you're gonna if they
have planned that for the day or a certain part of the day then it's gonna
cut their shit short out of nowhere but for planning shock I mean I'm
gonna fucking lose it like if I suppose no jazz this is why roughs rivals
was shit these days and it will always be shit.
That's the problem with gross rivals, that is what it is.
It's because people will fucking always push it
into the fucking brink of explosion.
And it's like, okay, then I guess we'll just continue
playing like this in a bad state
and you can't do anything about it
and whoever cheats the most wins.
Like it's awful, like it's fucking trash.
And I love that people are trying to win, I get it.
Bro, I literally said going to this tournament,
I want this to be as casual as possible.
Am I supposed to just know, am I supposed to just know you, these level 200?
Am I supposed to just know?
They peaked on controllers?
What's up man?
You know bro, what's?
I can't download the game bro.
Excuse me?
What?
You guys ready?
We're trying to connect the controllers through Bluetooth.
Bluetooth?
Wait, do you know how to use PCs?
Have it use me see right here. You want all right, I'll get just the editor
It don't matter it don't matter cuz we might have a belt ass no matter what I think this will be closer like I'm gonna be honest like real shit
I think you guys still are probably gonna lose you guys need to learn how I think not since read your chat though
and like listen like because they're probably gonna say like what to do like
you guys should you guys oh because then it's stream sniping brother if we win
this everyone's gonna get a game why did they win if we lose this everyone's
gonna say no I should level 200 is a thousand hours but I'm level
one hundred and ninety check I'm level one 78 you should run over watch to
how about you adding my help in and show for to your team they haven't
played in years, but that's okay.
Oh, why was I doing that?
Take your shirt off.
Okay.
Nice.
What am I?
79.
No, you're fucking talking to me.
I'll see my shit.
All right, you guys got to go?
Yeah, let's go.
72.
I'm sorry, guys.
I didn't know.
Yeah.
Is that good?
I'm not too sure, y'all.
I'm still giving you guys a chance.
All right?
Well, I peaked a high-platin.
All right, man.
Good luck.
All right.
Can we get control on squishy as well please?
No, squishy is the best person in the game.
No, let me show my bitch and stuff right here in the community bro.
Alright.
You have to position.
Is this the same map?
Oh, oh shit, I got no game time.
Yeah, no, this is a clubhouse, so it's like,
we should look and go church.
Wait, whoa, my bad, one more thing,
go better, go better, go better.
My game sound is gone.
Yo?
You think it's with the Rainbow Six?
Yeah, I mean, this year, we're playing next,
and we kind of got stalled because these guys are trolling.
So we changed the map?
So we changed the map?
I literally said that was going to be our strongest map.
any other map we get shit on.
I haven't got a goal.
Like, it's just a sub.
It's OK, it's the pass.
We can't do that.
There's not our tournament.
Hey, come on.
Let's just keep our head up, all right?
No, OK.
What is this yet?
Yeah.
Make a rotation hole.
I don't know how to pee on this.
I don't know.
I don't understand.
I don't know.
Make a rotation hole here.
I'll pee.
Make a rotation hole B.
And then, um, so we can see both sides.
No, no, no, no, fuck.
I just, fuck.
I'm playing with no audio.
Fuck.
I
Know joking
Okay, it's okay. Yeah, I already saw I wait you guys can y'all hear me. Yeah
Yeah, all the tracks and shit. I wouldn't know how to play against this
Look at this shit, they have a bunch of shit everywhere man
Yeah, I might be able to. Yeah, I'll shrink it here. Okay, I don't even know where to go.
They need to do audio monitoring on the other properties on over here.
on that page?
Oh, they can't.
Neuta, Glam.
Archie needs to disable the controller in the sound panel.
You guys need to pause this.
Oh, it's not working.
Yeah, because Archie has no game on it.
It's just one round, fuck off.
Free fire, uh...
Yo, Alex.
What's up?
What's going on with this tournament, bro?
I clicked the...
Just streamers doing stream things, man.
Yeah.
They like, is this cooked?
Are we gonna play our game in like two hours or not?
We'll play our game, but yo, yo, yo.
Yeah, what is our site?
Site, A site?
A site, he's dead though.
He might be, no, he's not injured on the other side.
I'm moving towards D inside the other one.
He's first to alive and drone in again.
Yeah, I can catch you or not?
He's probably holding me,
if you wanna try to do that fight.
close right yeah you'll see I think
bro's got all the triathlons and and the fucking altered and the fucking altered
fucking game files
they still haven't planted at 40 seconds so you could wait until you hear the
plant yeah but we're stuck in this room so we have to like rotate
I'm just not sure, bro. I'm just not by the ambicee.
I'm holding the knife.
He's holding.
He's there.
He went left. He went left side.
Oh, in that room, he went left.
Yo, Lazy Truck!
I have no audio. Now I got audio.
You got audio now?
Re-aspect!
Go on.
Wait a minute, Lazy.
Might be God, Lazy.
Yo, yo, yo, you know you got the chug
No, you got the chug
Holy shit
Watch Marlon for one round
Yeah, I can't see shit. Oh, it's on it's on it's on mobile
Yo.
I don't want to be the one for you.
I just want to be the one for you.
New taggad please.
It's a nice little music by a hundred by shout out.
I mean, what is that?
Twenty-four beat?
I know about this one.
Say that again, Lise.
Like what?
Like what?
Like a trigger you play.
Fuck the old like mill.
Be careful.
That might explode.
It's a resident able play through.
Is it anywhere after like like staying to shout or someone said, well, turn in
the fucking hot hot hot fuck the fuck up.
Oh, good moment though.
I mean, someone should have been.
Oh, fuck it.
I'm for located a bomb, protected.
What?
What is that?
Okay, good angle. That's a good angle.
I don't think Marvin knew where he was shooting in front of me.
No, I was, I was, I was. Outside the window.
It's at its good angle, no?
Oh
The top streamers BTW my god how gaming has fallen GG
Okay, it's close as Nt
I
That wasn't bad
Boys how y'all feeling how are y'all feeling right now?
We might have a closer game on our hands here. I think we cook. I think we got good triple kill Macie
Yo, y'all got this bro Marlon remember bro like just
One one is more for more, more, um, dependent.
Yes, so you can't just say, I got shot because it's someone in the window
shooting you from behind.
Yes, we're not, we're not doing.
I already made the decision.
Any, thank you.
Is he still in the chat?
No, but no, no, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my,
I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my,
I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my,
I got my, I got my, I got my,
should I be nice to say hello to any yo
guys not upstairs in the basement one is
probably roaming one is pyroaming but I
got high I don't know this map so I have
no clue where like the bottom boss is
here guys no backwards
I'm just playing the struggle down late so no.
Uh, no, like go to the door straight ahead of you.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie, excuse me, let's check chat to produce KPP.
That's not true though!
But the fact that I read your comment is that you should just sit down on there.
There's no one-
Eat your side by side.
Not bad, right? It's not bad.
Okay.
Hey, they are on the basement.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I can't.
I don't know what he's doing.
So I try to make a trap so he doesn't hear me.
I don't know this map.
It's so cool to say I hit the bottom under me I hit the bottom under me like everything else
Well, I wish you guys knew that when people have like a recommendation or or or they actually want to want to want to
Talk and they want me listen they go to kick chat and they tell me that because they know
Well, there's like there's like fighters. I know of that go in the chat and they broke they know for a fact
true I'm in the basement or I'm gonna drone in it crazy I'm gonna try something
okay because they know they know there's Twizz does that um um um um um I love
excuses that's it.
Dini does that.
Hold on.
Green name long caps lock guy.
Then the left one in that corner.
I'm gonna flash him again, and then you're gonna flash me.
I need to check in here though.
Really good game from Ron!
Stay back, stay back, stay back.
No way!
Oh my god, I shouldn't have pushed.
Is there a cap can?
I think this round is over.
Ron had to play.
It's not a cap can. Oh my god, I thought it was a cap can.
I made that bump site.
He traded, he traded.
I ignored you, you just said some wild shit.
he said what does that mean darts yeah
keep going up
wait I traded with them yeah you did
I could have had a kill I thought you were actually
yo Marlon's crab walking his way through man
come on come on where we are
wait there's a drone you ever
nice
you have 20 seconds you gotta do something
You're gonna look to your left he's gonna be there nice try bro. Oh, I thought it was
I thought there was a cat. I thought there was a cat.
Also I thought chat ZZ said run is cool. He didn't mean that. He didn't mean that.
I'm about to think I said I'm about to podcast. Come on, bro.
Can I get so welcome to the jungle?
How do you name this in the arcade game, Nades?
Okay.
Okay, Nades.
Okay, yeah.
And if you did it, yeah.
Smoke grenade or impact grenade?
Well, everything's out of the door in the beginning.
Yeah, and then like, we have to throw them like in the room because they're using mutes
and like shits on them.
I'll cover.
I'll cover.
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Amuses.
Amuses.
Amuses.
No, they at least look beatable.
Yes, they do look beatable.
Like they look beatable.
The game on Oregon was all on Masterclass.
They said I gotta play with the controller.
He barely killed me.
He barely killed me.
I think that's really hard.
Dude, no, it's not real.
The controller is not real. This is hard.
This is trash.
Jeff, people are saying
that
they
peak the rating
using the controller.
They're gonna make you play on your feet on some work class.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly
We don't we don't even don't use the beat slower over here
Bots
I'm gonna try to push that with that
you were washed for years after
overwatches so these guys got at the
ten years of siege you know if you put
me against Claire's I never played on
watch before and download the game I I could beat them backwards all non-winston
in colorblind mode reverse on foot pedals and voice controls okay
I
If we speak today, please tell him to finish his undertale play through. It's been a peak content
He doesn't know
Thank you
It's cozy in overwatches like Michael Jordan and prime Megan Fox elite players at the time
But these days the competition is just better
That's, that's, no, no, that's philosophically incorrect.
At a time where all you know is ABC, you can be the greatest at ABC and beat it, but
you have more letters that, oh dude, you never compete with, with, with the world.
If you're widening the scope, then everything changes then, Damas.
He's fraudulent.
All right, well, you can get the hatchet again.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to tell you where to put this wall.
OK, OK.
They don't know how to deal with traps.
They don't know how to.
I promise you, OK?
OK, OK.
They don't know how to deal with trellis.
Legion's on the ground, swords on the walls,
and the frontiers are going to be blind.
You're going to get fucked.
We're good.
No, boy, come on.
Some of you feel strong, man.
Yeah, it's some of the foggy mother of the world.
Right now, you're playing Overwatch against Smile.
Make sure to reinforce that as well.
I know, yeah, yeah. I'm with their Jason Warder play here.
Jaffy's wrong. X is like Lewis Hamilton.
He was good in new saviours for the rest of the run.
How has he washed the car's shit?
I know, I know, bro. I'm trying my best.
I have him resting your hands.
That's a lot of pressure.
You've got to be LeBron.
Alright, bro. I'm going to be LeBron.
Marlon needs to be LeBron.
He's fucking LeBron.
At least he's going to be fucking Charlie right now.
Last season
to make a LeBron type of play. It is downstairs, it is downstairs, it is downstairs, a thousand
percent. Give Lacey a game of the year of 2026.
Chad, this spectacular feature is actually really well done. They actually corrupt with
this engine.
Is there a battery left?
Yes, one is, okay, literally, Lacey, if you can go downstairs, he's right here.
I'm marking him over and over, he has no clue.
This is the only thing I'm putting this sentence in.
All the jungle, please, Mr. Count.
I think I got you wrong.
I should inform our team, is bro.
What?
I think we should have an overwatch tournament and your team can be you moxie and Mendo because you guys haven't played
in a wild smile imagine these mentally stunted cuck streamers in a real-world situation where
shero over and over that doesn't work hello L.R.
shero!
shero!
okay mama do you have your drone?
I don't know
I'm down I'm down I'm down
one is right here look look look I'm marking them
one's right there
one's right here lacy lacy
trust me lucky
I'm gonna track them
He's on me
I usually cry ahead of time though with bad good turn it which is
Yeah
They're baiting Marvin! I'll be the fuck!
It's the baiting Marvin!
No! Fuck!
As you see you kids, can I get a welcome tour?
Oh my God!
That's not like what I do!
I'm fucking with you!
It's the baiting Marvin!
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
He's on the set!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
Do your shit!
They're baiting Marvin. What a strat.
No, Lacy died. Oh no. Oh no.
Baiting Marvin might actually be the tech.
Holy strat. Like, I'm telling you.
I got the bomb. I'ma plant it, okay?
Robin, Lacy, even though they're low level, they have natural gaming instinct.
Come on bitch.
Wait who's up there?
I'm gonna go fuck.
I'm gonna go fuck. I'm gonna go fuck.
I'm gonna go fuck. I'm gonna go fuck.
In the room! In the room! In the room!
In the room!
Of course an NPC like you
would open seats.
The VOTABLE!
The VOTABLE!
No!
Why would you run out of my way?
Why would you run out of that?
Why would you run out of that?
Why would you run out of that?
Why would you run out of that?
Don't remember where to be bro.
It's a re-bro.
I had no ammo, it's out of my other gun.
Alright, time to go and support the game.
Hopefully this isn't a crash.
I'm doing the thing that I
scares in the most at night.
I'm opening it, Rambo's exceeding.
Holy shit.
Computer, my computer is shivering right now.
My computer is shivering right now.
Uh oh.
Is that?
No.
Floating.
Dude, hello?
Optimizing shaders.
It's open, it's open.
And?
Aren't you hard stuck, Platon?
Overwatch, little pup run.
Shut up.
Divide me in ready.
let's go
I'm not looking
I'm not looking
buy solid snake head
Should I?
What is black ice what is black ice
Is there any more black ice at all?
Don't buy solid snake.
He'll give you one for free.
Oh that's really funny man.
At the end...
29 tiles.
And... is that good?
Is that good?
Okay, so how do I get more?
the only way to get more is to do this yet?
Lag it.
Ever encountered use doing this at the national
Authorize it forbidden
Forbidden the team ready. I think so. All right, let's do it. Whoa, whoa, what's that?
Yo, hey, yo, Los this game time, baby, you ready?
Oh, my God, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go, baby, let's go, let's fucking roll these
games.
I'm ready to put him in a fucking cock in it.
I'm ready to fucking end their bloodline.
That's the energy I need.
Yo, they're bloodlining ends right here.
Let's get it.
Yo, no, are you ready?
Yo, I am ready. Who we playing?
You guys are playing.
You guys are playing.
Bruce, drop him off, cuff him, and aid him.
Okay, so we get him by, so we get him by.
Come on, come on, Leasy.
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
I literally like
Thank you
I'm also any two that do I are not
What do you say
So appreciate no, that's good. I think you're good. I need to disclose that I'm level 200
like it's not even bad if someone's like it's not even bad if one guy is like
level a hundred but if you have two people that are like
well man the Jason was like good I put a few times like here and there I never
got into it yeah I mean anybody gave me a channel
Most I have you added from last time we played most
Yeah
I will equip the jinx each other for more aura. Thanks said fucking nobody ever
That was pretty good. I'll give you that most are you are you using gloves today?
I I'm not going to some some trusting my teammates and they were they told me not to now this is gonna be a peak match
All right, I'm sorry. Sorry. Now,
there's a matchup. My lungs.
You still got your glove? No, I took them off.
Oh, sit him up.
Sit him up. What if you guys start losing?
Are you going to put on the gloves and lock him?
Yes. Please start. Please don't.
All right, I'm just going to check in with your guys
opponents, too.
OK.
Trapper.
I want to play tourniquet.
Wait, wait, am I gonna invite chat shotgun? I'm sorry. I'm trying to I'm trying to join. Yeah
It's same it's same
Yeah, just check those came enjoy
42 potatoes, okay, so it's a house, right?
The lights are on it
Yo, where's the invites gonna pop up commentator
What are you playing on you're playing on PC?
Okay, no worries. Um, so you know how to invite somebody like the three little people
Yeah, once you click that a menu should pop up and you be self-command at the bottom you're gonna click that yo guys
You guys ready?
Yeah, yeah, I invited you and most I've been invited you buddy. I'm
Yeah, I got it except
Yeah, there it is except this is gonna be chat. This is the best matchup yet. I think
Excellent body juice. Yeah, I'm gonna go P
Yeah, this is gonna be cinema laser
Flash either
Either
Why though?
I'm gonna join the game.
Yeah, but shit.
I'm in.
Ora.
I'm in.
You'll be able to start with the prime. Appreciate it. Later. Sweet. Appreciate it.
Hi, I'm Amy. Wait, am I Amy?
Torn, torn, torn.
How do I check?
I tell you!
Wait, X.
What's up?
So, so, so, for me, the strategy, bro.
The strategy is to okay. Okay. Well on defense we're playing super defense like we're not
playing upside we're playing onsite and we're holding really tight angles. Okay so so so
we got better bitch okay okay I can't yeah yeah yeah I don't give a fuck on offense we
You play like heroes, but yeah.
Eh.
Bet.
I'll get back.
Could be some cool dregs, the reinforcements.
How do I check them?
How do I check the game?
Yo, do I have any cool badges at all?
Torner, on the other hand, I do what, ace?
Yo.
Sorry.
How are we feeling?
We're about to clean the house.
We're about to clean the house.
We're about to. How's it going?
You feel the good act? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're about to end the bloodline.
Literally.
Alright guys, I'm about to start with you all.
Join our team.
One more person.
I was in the lobby. I was in the lobby.
I'm in the wrong team.
I'm in the wrong team.
I'm in the wrong team now.
I'm in the wrong team.
Alright, alright, alright.
I
You work, I think it's still better be know that's other
Controls
Wait, yeah
Well, I never bring
Hold on. I don't know this map with jaycee. I don't know this man. Fuck. It's over. It's okay. No, no watch out
It's not this map. It's the wrong map. We're playing it. I think Oregon
Okay, okay. I
Bet say that so that so that so that so that
Advanced control you praise before that what I
Pleased to give before yeah, I played these games before
Okay
I'm talking to my channel, but
Come on, that's big where's my you button
Audio input, huh? Where's Bruce?
So where's chat enabled
Hello, yeah, there you go
Y'all know what was in Bruce drop them off
Chat the fuck Bruce Bruce, bro. Are you gonna join? Yeah, do you follow Bruce at all?
Huh, you like Bruce at all you fuck with him. Oh
1550. Oh, he's looking at opera
No, so we're gonna win so we're gonna win. Yeah
Yeah.
You feel me?
Yeah.
Let's do this, bro.
Yeah, is it?
Yo, I'm going to give you some commands.
I'm going to give you some commands if you don't want to
have commands anymore, you can just tell me.
I'm not going to tell you a dick about it.
What do you mean?
Um, I'm going to try and make some strats for us.
For me?
So I'm going to give you some commands, like do this,
do that.
OK, OK.
I'm going to put a camera in the
I'm gonna put a camera in the room and I'm gonna stare at the corner and check the cam bro. I can know their location
Yeah, it's good. I like that. No, that's that's hard. That's hard
My my strats will be so strong then lost is gonna be our top frag it because I'm gonna put them in the key positions
Okay, okay. Okay. Yeah, what do I make him play? What does it?
On the vents what the fuck yeah, yeah, yeah, what the fuck is that sound what the fuck?
Yo come on we can hear your whole fucking house man. I don't care sqc
You shut the fuck up bitch
All right, JC ready, bro. You see it did you start the game
Start again. Let's get it. Let's get it big and funny. You do mine
Mine mine
Did you deep right? I'm gonna show you Zeke a lot of depth in return. What are we doing man, bitch?
Hey, I'll show you why you're never gonna see your kid buddy
Fuck that big titted pepperoni my suck it. Oh my god. Wait, I know thanks Matt. Oh, that is fine. Thanks, man
I
Start playing the fucking
You're the fuzzing back
Can we ban defender? I did ban. I think we ban
I thought I'm gonna hold that. Ban toward
But I thought I'm gonna hold the fucks that
Oh, shut up!
Wait, I just banned the whole character
Still good. I bet D. Yo, where you going? Oh, we attack we attack we attack, right?
Where is falling where is falling excuse me?
um, so I think we spawned um
Let me think it
Parking parking jewelry front jewelry front
Jewel front is good because we can go to the other side
Well, I can choose my kids. All right. Oh
Yeah, Aliac's
Okay, wait, where did I choose? I'm lying. I didn't need it. Oh my god
For seven
The best man locked a bus been locked
Great. Yo, yo, I'm a dad. Yo, I'm gonna save my call my drone
We're X. It's okay. I'm close. You're in a different place.
It's fine. I see you. I see you. I see you. I see you.
First floor. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oi, who am I?
Right here.
Wait.
Right here. Right here.
Oh fuck.
Well yeah. Wait, what are you doing?
I see you. I'm pinning. I'm pinning. I'm pinning.
I just don't know how to find you.
You see that? I pinning.
Let's go.
I'm going to go to y'all, where's my drum bro?
What is he doing?
Don't fight my ass, I'm on the ground.
Coming, go, go, go, move, move.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Give me two minutes.
I'm just following car. I'll know this man. It's okay. I don't know you know, you gotta you gotta bomb
You gotta wait you want to paint you know the paint? Oh
Shit knows chop the bomb chop the bomb
Okay, you have a jumper here nuts
It's downstairs. It's out. We don't move
My job, my bro, my job is down here. I need get up
Wait excuse me pick up a bomb hold on
Yeah someone get the bomb bro
Got one minute thirty seconds
We gotta move we gotta move we gotta move
Got a few zeroes they're not covered
I'm calling you guys
I
Want all of them all
way
Three returns playing siege
Yo, you want me to be date just run out there so we know where they're at
Come on. Oh, no
Fuck that
I'm on the right side.
I'm going for the elevators.
Good name. Good name.
That's me.
I'm a B. I'm a B.
Who got a bomb? Who got a bomb?
Me.
I'm in B.
Two down.
Oh my god.
Left side. Left side.
Right, right, right.
In the room. In the room.
Oh
Okay, what are we doing here?
Nah, what do you think bro?
Are you trying to be my banding?
I
Mean I know what the flow we're playing defense
Just kidding
We go we go to the bottom bottom we go to the bottom. We go to that. So that you lock it right?
Sissy TV room. Sissy TV room. I
Listen, I'm a guy Bakery a good upgrade
Yes, I
I go I go torn it yo yo five second. I've never been this shit. Okay
Me sure
Shields fuck yeah, that's what you said, right?
Yeah, you put them shit. All right
You play that kind of time. Hey, you put the shit on the ground. It's okay. Tell me
To it's great. All right. I'll come to you. Okay. Yeah, how do you play here?
Is he man nice?
I don't know what you want me to do here bro.
Just put in the doorways or pull a bit past and put some little bombs like little bullshitters.
I'm a big guy.
I'm gonna put a camera on the bomb.
Okay, put some grenades under my shield right here.
Yeah.
I'm a beauty.
What are you really?
I'm kid, but I love this map, so I
Show me yes
Okay
I'm breaking the door
We wrote it all
Yeah
okay let me check the camp let me check the camp it didn't shoot the game it
done my suck it didn't shoot the game and they knew that's good I like that
you like that shit yeah it's very good the minimal the main the main
level how do you think how do you think yeah I bet wait should I stay at
Be sure to go to y'all they're gonna come down soon
From minus your loss
I got I got this I got this but I got your back as you see this face that way. I got your back
Where which one
Got it.
They're over here, they're over here.
Fuck!
They're in the doorway bro.
They're going over here.
Right behind the barricade.
You're fine.
See that, see that.
Friendly last operator standing.
One out four remaining.
I'ma stand on the king.
Good job guys!
Good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit.
What, you guys get killed with Traps?
No, you get killed with Traps?
No, it's good, no, it didn't shot me, it didn't shot me.
You said you don't pick on the teams?
Who did you pick?
Who did you pick?
Who did you pick?
Who did you pick?
Who did you pick?
My brother yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the mayor's I bet my mother's
Same place um alley access I think cuz it from there you can go to all places. Thank you
Okay, okay, I think or if we don't find Bob one thing we do top down
Yeah, I like lying there.
I'm gonna use yinpo.
I don't even know. I don't know.
Who? Who? Who? Shit!
Whatever. I don't know. It doesn't matter.
Is that like them?
Are they gunning?
Are they gunning?
I'm corpaccio.
That's good though. I'm rolling with it.
I'm corpaccio.
Oh wait my game froze. Oh, I think that they had pause I'm sharing
I just got more
Okay
Loose I want you to take your first drone and it's go as far as you can and I want you to spam X
You hold it down. It's
Yeah, I'm just gonna go to the border.
Oh, side building, I'm on the side building.
You know, every time you see somebody,
just spam, yeah, you hold it down.
Hold it down, you can scam something like, oh,
if it's still there.
I'm gonna check Basin, I'm gonna check Basin.
Yeah, I'm gonna check Basin.
Everything, oh my god.
I think Basin, that could be wrong though.
I'm dropping bomb, I'm dropping bomb, I'm dropping bomb.
No, it's about, it's about, it's about, it's about.
What?
It's about it. It's about it. It's about it. At least I think first floor is on your floor.
Yeah. I didn't see nobody. I'm alive. Yeah, go here. I found them.
You found them? I bet. I'm gonna save my drone.
Wait, first floor? Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, go ahead. I'm dropping. I'm dropping. I'm dropping.
Over here. Over here. Over here.
Wait, what? I think I pinged. I pinged. I pinged. I pinged. I see that.
Yeah, I'm gonna drop it.
She's going to droid.
What the?
Oh shit.
I'm joining him.
I'm joining his line.
Yeah, safe, safe.
Go in, safe, safe.
It's safe.
Get in from the door.
Get in, get in, get in.
From my window, yes.
I
Shit damn
It's safe over here
Yes
Um
Can we bomb that wall?
Which one?
Okay, okay, okay
Fast fast fast
I got flashbang
I'm looking at the door, I'm looking at the front door and re-killing
Fuck, I'm low
One down
We have to go, we have to go, we're low down
You know you know you know I don't know you know, but I show him
Okay, I'll be on being
I'm playing
Good job Ray!
Bang!
Good shit!
That's good shit!
Good shit, yo that was really close.
I'm not gonna lie, that was really close.
Good play, good play, good play, I got it.
No, we did some good shit.
Oh my god!
This is it, this is for the sweep.
Yeah, the full sweep.
Okay, now we do, we ban, um,
Chai Yang in the game?
No, no, no, one way.
I
Bandit
Yo, they didn't do they didn't lesion what do I do they handle you good good good good good good
Let's do you see touching them don't matter
X, what floor you wanna do?
Same thing, I think. Same thing.
Same thing.
Um, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, yeah.
Wait.
Okay, Bar-Wire or not?
I think she'll be dead.
It's gonna annoy to them.
Go!
Come on.
Come on, let's sweep it.
Okay, okay again. I
Want I want you to put some dog shit above the doorways, right chat. It's on the doors you put your middle click
On the doors yes, I'll show you where
This one I'm standing at
I don't know
I think they're coming from this way
I think they're coming from this way
They won't come through here, no shot
Ummm
How many do you have? How many can you put?
Is it my cams?
Yeah, how many can you put, by the way? Loose
I can't be 3
Put them away, put them away, put them away, go
Yo, yo, yo, bloat, put your shit down, man, you need to put your shit down
I
Love the door. Yes, you can please do it
No, you're middle-class you're middle-class you're middle-class
Your middle-class your middle-class in it
Why are you all right same place in place in place simple a simple a simple a simple a simple a
Los what the fucking bombs down motherfucker
Somebody come in through here on pink ratio
Oh shit
I'm going to get hacked again
They're hanging up
Alright I'm putting the bombs up
I'm putting the bombs up
Oh, I got one down, I got one down
Bouncing the IB
Fuck
I missed that
They're over here
They're here, over here, over here
X
We're pinning it, Z, Z
I'm pinning, I'm pinning, I'm pinning
They're pinning
Oh, he's pinning, he's pinning
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go
Oh
Losin, please
We need those goddamn bombs
We go go go go the bus on the controller
Or one one
Jesus not kidding y'all so she's fucking a rat motherfucker
I'm God I bet Jeff Jam fuck it
Yeah, we those rotate holes what do you need to get some bombs and fucking bum the wall man
So good. Let's do um
Ali exit this way
I'll do Linus
Fuck, other book.
I miss that, what the fuck?
What the fuck are those drums?
No, I can't get to, I can't get to.
Where's Jamesy stand, I'll see ya.
I
Stoke bad
I mean they're newer players and we were we're still gonna tap chase right now. Watch this
find the floor at the bottom where the bomb is at
raise keep going up I will go down you take the floor
don't go up or down don't go up or down
click 5 to go back to your drone click 5 to go back to your drone
and click 6 to go on your drone
I see the bomb I don't think it's upstairs I'm glad I can't see nobody
I don't think he's upstairs.
He's in there?
He's not upstairs.
I don't know what that means.
He's downstairs.
He's downstairs.
He might be at the same place.
Oh, no.
No, that doesn't exist.
That doesn't exist.
I'll wait in the back.
I think it's up on this.
Oh.
I'm picking up the arm.
We're actually picking up the arm.
I'm picking up my big bum.
Yeah.
I've got to move.
Oh, no, it's all the way it's all the way about
Both yeah, I'll let both it's at the actual bank or whatever. It's at the office
Wait second floor first floor. Oh, thank you. I'll think I'll think when I get it
Wait, wait, wait picking up picking up on I don't yeah
Yeah, me too. I
Pick up all I guess we're like
I don't have a...
I don't have a...
Relief!
What the fuck?
Hold on.
I'm joining, joining, joining.
It's safe, go, go, walk in it.
Back, back, back, back, back.
I'm going, I'm going.
Up here, up here, up here, up here, up here.
Pick three, kill, shoot it, shoot pick three.
Shoot pick three.
Shoot pick three.
I need some punch, I'm gonna...
They're camping! They're camping!
Oh my god, 1v1, come on.
I don't go back.
I heard them.
Oh, over there, over there. You see?
Oh
Good job, good job. Also good job. Love me. I killed that girl. It's the aura. Holy
Good shit, bro.
Good shit.
Bang!
Good shit, Hex.
That's good man, that's good man.
Thank you man.
That was good.
Man, let's see that for a minute.
Damn, man, we got no kill.
Okay.
That's good, that's good.
Hey, listen bro, listen.
Hey, I think...
I told you, if you see my worse than them squishy niggas bro.
I think it's a fucking deep bro.
Alright y'all, Hex.
Hex, well played.
Well played.
Did you say good job man?
Well played.
I guys won't be honest. I was coaching them and you guys still want they were like
TC
One more game left and then we're in settings
Make it
All right, we're willing to wait for one set so which I'm
should be like 20 minutes like that 20 minutes
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I ain't fix my attack
I'm gonna get out of the game first I'll get out of the game
chat
I'm good
it's not gonna crash right
I'm just gonna break it and I will be playing next bro
nahhh
can't f**king round bro
hey everybody does that
I got to play it
watch that door
nice
welcome me
excuse me
who's alive
who's alive
nah I got fucked on man I'm not going
who's alive
that peep is welcome
that peep can suck it
48 miles
48 months. Can I get a welcome? Yeah, I didn't like you're a pleasure
And I think it's fine to like yeah, yeah, I think it's good enough of a
Guy you wouldn't have cheated
So in this round, so you have to pick someone otherwise they're gonna give you a recruit so you see these very days
Who's talking
like level 100 also both of agent's team's teammates is branded so I think it's this
is gonna be interesting oh you repeat Crouch Australia I think they have a good
chance but he's paying my fucking repeat like that
yeah yes yes yo Jinx I'd like to get ahead of the allegations here I keep
here my name my name you think no okay Riley that's not all right but my name
brought up a lot of your mother people like saying that I'm too good for whatever but like
bro I'm level 54 and also yeah thanks when you mess with me about this journey I was 22 or 23 so
I've played since then yeah but that's it uh squishes level 50 archie and you gave me a level
190 and 150 first off also it's not my one resident it's our brand new to the game like
I just got 14.
Like when we were warming up.
Yes, now I do think y'all are have a good chance.
Y'all are one of the better teams in here.
It's only level six by the way.
Yeah, I'll say.
Yeah, I'm we're both really new.
I better all of you guys.
Wait, Jim C.
Jim C, I got a question.
Yeah, what's up?
Wait, how long would it take place
on Y's to reach level 200?
Um, I mean, like chat.
What do you guys think?
literally 250 hours literally oh my god what probably 300 hours like i'm not even
shotgun impact rotates maybe more i mean job what do you guys think they're saying
chat saying 500 hours 400 hours 500 i have i have 30 hours not level 14 yeah i have i think
four hours not as broken as they're all right chat i used it mostly boosts for uh
Levels no, I want to play the games. I've only put a little no no that's for now. There's an egg
I'm not gonna be God here, bro
Oh, we're losing first in agent. He's level 100
What is it with 100?
That's a lot though the cap can is side of doors really a little better
Oh
Wait is copper one better than copper four
Bottom of door door frame
Was this random map string oh it's a trip wire
I don't know.
I'm gonna go check on the other team because they're not in there, right?
No.
No.
We are people.
Yup.
As everything looking guys.
Everything.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
We need to turn my shit.
I'm here.
For the walls.
What made you want to put a sub?
I don't know.
You might be a problem.
PS2 came in.
It's better.
Was it Archie?
What do you do?
Okay.
So Archie and them, they're out.
Okay so RK and then they left the tournament on 50.
Chad what about my abilities on 4.
Was that good above the door like that?
He's level 150, switch is level 50 but he's switch is good.
I just can't.
But I don't know so it's good.
Look at my level Chad.
Wait wait wait wait, just see the map is random or not?
You are a good player.
I don't know what map I mean.
Chalet is a little bit tricky if we have to play Basement.
I don't know. Here's a problem. Um, I didn't shuffle a matter for a
time. And I hasn't played the game ever in his life. You just
beat the tutorial. So the only map I know is uh-huh. We are a
little blood right now. That's the only map I know. You
know what we don't want? That's the only map I know.
That's it. Um, it's fine. I think, I think as long as we
drone, we're good. We need to drone more. Yeah. Yeah.
Nothing you did was good little bro
If we make the lowest play rough though, we can give us shields or the armor
But low key though
If we learn that I do the the trip wire bro, it's cooked. It's free kills
But they would have all died and I know we would there's a chance that these guys would have not even been able to move in
They would have all died at the doors
Wait, what was the chip right like? Oh, what the call? Oh, yeah, Cap can
Oh, Cap came
I could use frost to
Yeah, but we need to play maps that and sites that have
They have jump ups, they have vaults, things that you have to jump over and you put the
traps under.
If you run only normal doors, they're not going to walk on it.
I'm talking about Chris, you're going to camera break that.
Camera broken.
Bro, they don't want to do that, they don't want to shoot the camera.
They didn't shoot the cameras?
No, I was watching him the whole time.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cameras.
Schurzi, I think if you throw the boulder,
it's going to be OK.
No, it's good, but if you don't know,
maps is not going to do all aspects.
The what?
No, no, no, because I don't know the map that well,
bro.
I don't know what map they're playing.
I mean, it's fine.
If we put the rotate holes, you don't need to know the maps.
Like
Yo, why these guys mad
I
Played the game and walking and learning again like a maniac I played the game for a few hours
I every couple years it's how I got to that level like I never I never learned the fucking game ever like what
I think I get axed oh, I don't think that's very good, but yeah
I think you go mouse yep for this game though. Thank you. I think I think that's reasonable for this
Good luck. I switchy. Thank you again. I love you
All right, yo agent got good news for you agent got good news
I did play rancor but back in the days you could just get into right from off the rip
level 15
W Jigsie Chen is done.
Good luck guys, good luck man.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Alright, Chen.
Chen Lee!
Let's listen to Ryan.
I put you back there.
I knew it.
Should we ban the lion one?
Now, Chad, unbiasedly speaking,
even with Squishy on controller,
I think this is probably the best team in the tournament.
Now, it's not like Archie and Yu-Gi where they're level 200.
But you know, Zoink and Riley are good at gaming.
Squishy is good at gaming.
are all pros in their game like it's three pros in their own game right
oh no no reply go yeah go yeah go yeah go yeah go yeah go yeah go okay what do i
what do i spawn in yeah well uh can't fire can't fire we'll we'll care we'll care to your
pink boy can't fight yo yo yo that's for a guy
No, give me
Shrek, we'll be back door
Maybe you have to pick a character bro to give you Strikers not this is unwatchable case
Come on, bro
I
Basement usually basement on this map I would go basement
Okay, yo, Rukai what mega you gotta figure out how to use your your objective your slurps damn it's probably upstairs, man
I
Don't have to just make your way to the house. They got a new drone
I pinged it. That's what the bomb is. Okay. I did it for y'all realistically, bro
Okay, follow me. Follow me watch watch the windows here. They can shoot out windows
I think it's face. I think it's face to repel. Okay, excuse me, but you don't need to
Chat lock in there chance to the dust let's go
I'm coming up. I'm coming up.
I'm coming up. I'm coming up.
I
Know you're there for the round just wait there you can go on cams and tell us where they are though
Gt's again to the corner
Uh, Rick, that's your teammate.
Yeah, yeah, stop calling me out, Rick.
I don't appreciate that.
Rick, shut up.
Come over here for him.
Propell up here and swing in.
You click space to swing.
Okay.
Okay, watch this door here.
Yeah, I'm watching behind you.
I don't want to leave people in a latency.
What are you doing here?
Okay, no, no.
We're going to come in through here a little key.
We got a claim on that staircase so we should be good.
I can't move around. I can't move around.
I can't move around. I can't move around.
I'm coming in with...
Can I get to the jungle?
Do you have the bomb or do I have the bomb? I have it.
I'm planting a bunch.
Right there in the corner. He's peeking the corner.
I mean, he's peeking the door.
Lock in, y'all. Please, bro.
15 seconds.
10.
10, 9, 8.
six five seconds left why does he look like Batman fucks his shit up
I'm gonna go to the right.
I'm gonna go to the right.
I'm gonna go to the right.
I'm gonna go to the right.
Wait, Hanna.
Don't go in.
I'm gonna ban Jack.
I'm gonna ban Jack.
Jackal, Jackal. Don't look anything.
It's banned.
It used to work different back in the day when I played.
Yo, Hanna.
Wait, Hanna.
How do I...
I'm in runs this year.
Go wine cellar, go wine cellar, the bottom one, wine cellar.
Say less, I'm in here, I'm in here.
I'm in here, so.
Do you want me to do it?
Doc? I'm picking Doc.
I'm picking Doc.
I do have a sample, I do have a sample.
Look, look.
No, no, no.
Okay, okay.
Yo, go cap can.
Rukai.
What's cap can?
What's cap can?
The anchor, the anchor, the anchor.
Ah, I got some, I got some.
I got some good to help right now.
Oh, shit, just get there.
Let's go, let's go.
Damn, I need you to put up,
click your ability button real quick.
Which is the middle of the mouse, right?
That's mine. I don't know if that's yours.
I don't know where it is.
Okay, cool. Click that.
You're gonna have a pistol that comes out.
Okay?
Thanks.
That guy looks like a clean-up from Star Trek.
Okay, we have a pistol that comes out.
Bro, bro.
Rekai, come here.
That pistol we have, if you shoot yourself,
you can heal yourself.
If you shoot us, you'll revive us if we're down.
Okay.
All right, watch.
Yo, reinforce this one with me, Fennan.
Reinforce the other side.
Oh, my hand.
Yeah, yeah, Rekai, come here, Rekai, come here.
We're gonna force this fast fast fast. We're gonna come through there.
Rokai! Rokai, you see this right here?
Put your ability button here. They're traps. You can place them on this door.
Throw it on his head, bigger than Yellen's turn, volcano holy shit.
Use your abilities!
What abilities?
Oh my god, bro.
36 months. Thanks for screaming, brother.
Why is there a ninja turtle in bottom left lull?
Question mark.
of your mouse use it here
bro i did bridging in real life
there's a hatch in this area i think
there's no hatch
there's no hatch
no matter where you work
man bro
well kai you have to learn how to
use your ability if you can show them real quick
get the middle of your mouse
who the fuck is this
who the fuck is this thing right here
i'm back in
oh my god that's a car
Really easy
What's your drone you need to use your ability to cut
Your phone's ringing
Don't worry about it
breathe we need to breathe nobody really okay that's a bad angle cuz you're
gonna get back towards Mr. case here
Oh my god!
You've forgiven your born-of-control and it would do as much as Ray Kai is doing for this team.
Just shoot!
Why, nigga, why? Why? Why?
Holy fucking Cordyceps virus.
Shoot, Rekai, just shoot.
You're left, I'm right here.
You're left here.
Don't you want to run from here?
Bro?
Shotgun?
Aim, aim down side, aim down side, Rekai, aim down side.
On your left, on your left, Rekai.
Oh my god, I'm scared!
I think it's behind you.
Why?
Come around, come around.
Close enough.
It's hard.
OK, Rokai, you have to learn your ability button, OK?
I think you have to click your mouse wheel in.
I think that's your mouse wheel.
Stop.
Stop.
You stop.
Well, I'm playing controller, bro.
I'm playing controller, bro.
I don't know.
OK.
OK.
How do you use the controller for a special thing?
OK, for the ability, it's going to be right bumper,
right bumper on your controller over time.
Okay, we're kind of right bummer
Also, we're kind of take that goddamn shot
Yeah, that has a great amount of speed out of here
Night in bad stable comes, I can shoot, I can shoot
Get an AR, I can shoot
Yeah, I can do that
Let's go, um...
But they don't not use the buttons
The business was actually good there
He would have killed both of them
The mechanics was actually correct
Yeah, they had the right angle
The right hold would have killed both of them
The overloading the cars full of like a budget budget command and shit. Let's say yo do this button
Do that here?
I brought overloaded by the fucking noises of the guns like I've always done and listen to the fucking commands are complicated
I mean we're gonna have a drone round
Drive your drone into the building look for a bomb site
There's one on the top floor, there's one on the basement, that's the one we just had.
And there's one, I think it's a dining room.
Oh did he just open like a fucking Ira Lantern?
Damn, we've got fucking seven seconds to do it for some odd reason.
I don't know how you're getting this fucking bitch.
Hey we gotta find the bomb, get back in your phone, get back in your phone.
Click five.
We're a record, I don't know what it is.
but what's the IRL there's always going on like what is happening
we're gonna fuck am I bro
bottle 1% I thought you were brain dead but this is a new level
I got the ankylor of a fucking tester.
On the top of the hill, we'll get on top of it.
We'll get up and we'll get up.
Yo, be nice, man.
He's a new player.
Yo!
Yo!
Dude, we don't have to stop, man.
We actually need you to entry, so...
When you're ready.
He's a new player, man.
Nothing because of the chat.
All the time
You're gonna listen to me next
Outside
I need you to just, I need you to go crazy.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna go get him real quick.
Timing.
How do you break this fucking wall, man?
Ha ha ha.
This guy cracking pipe for the mouth.
Thank you bro, thank you bro.
This guy either crawled out of residence
or is a test tube, baby.
Fucking bitch!
Bro, this skit man, this skit man.
That like some skit where he gets hers
and like that, thank you.
It's this because in this game there's no like wobble or like
It's either you're in or you're out. That's it. It's just how it works. The lump on his head is blocking the screen
Yo, what's the thing I rail though you get decayed
your king is so bad
mother fucker got the t-virus from resident evil
we're not doing that right now okay we at least know how to play the game
I just need to talk to like
Hi bro 2026
You told all chat and still it's not finalized
I got only bro. It's summertime almost
Brother and
I think we go master bedroom
Motherfucker on my screen
I'm about to turn to the chunk from resident evil. Yeah, doc is good. I'll go finish
Cap can't have kept you
Very it's hanging what I'm about to say game. All right. Yeah
All right, so I need you to look at your screen. Yo, what's happening in real life?
He's like there's something going on like
Bro's always fucking scouting the whole match IRL like is it me? Oh, it's probably my connection that's holding it up
Yeah, it is.
Okay, what is happening?
You see how you have, right above your gun, you see your gun with your ammo?
Yeah, to let me?
Yeah, okay, right above that.
That's your ability.
What's the key bomb beside it?
What?
What's the key bomb beside it?
No, he's not.
Wait, what do you mean?
I'm confused.
Click R1, Monica.
I don't want to click R1 or R2.
Raykai really putting vid at e-sports name out there.
W Gameplay. W Speed.
Alright, here, right here. Go here.
Crouch here.
Motherfucker, look, Subitek version of Hellboy.
Come here, run it, run it.
Is it R1?
He looks easy to draw.
Click some buttons, bro. I don't, I don't, I don't control it.
Yes! It's R1, it's R1.
What is that?!
Roan looks like a little health cat.
Okay, you put the shotgun in again. I don't know what to say.
I'm being-
He's wafsing out to the goon.
Roan, what a sucker!
The shotgun are coming for him.
Okay, it's fine, it's fine.
Oh my God, here you go, what?
Back up a cop, back up a cop.
Let it fight, shoot him up, we gotta go, we gotta go shoot, we gotta go shoot.
Just shoot, just shoot, just shoot, just shoot.
Why are you wearing that stupid ass shirt?
Did anyone dress him?
I give up, I give up!
Agent grass
Fiddle your ass
It's like
It's like where's my teeth at?
The fucking Duri Slayer is on his way
I can't play like this bro
I can't even use my fucking youth hook
I'm hoping this is my first time donating
Do you hear the voice?
And also is this what happens when you play?
Yo what kind of thing you don't think bro
Just have fun moniker
I can't
I can't
You're mad!
You're mad at me because you suck!
You mad at me because you suck!
I would crash the fuck out. I could never handle this
Good shot.
Let's go, Fiddle.
Remember, you can heal.
You can heal.
It's way better for a mouse.
No, you can take your ability button down.
Okay, it's fine. Just...
Just go, just go. I can use them all. Just go, just go.
Is this beat for the juices, son?
No, I don't know how to use them all.
Wave that like you.
That's two A's.
X, Q, C, L.
Good try.
You'd be next to my dad, man. My dad's getting old, man.
The girl, you'd be...
I was getting old. What do you mean, getting old?
You know, he saw me walking. It wasn't even I talked to him.
It was like, it was not to me. It was really sweet.
Oh, okay. Because usually he comes up with these stories, right?
And I know for a fact that he's lying, but I guess this time is true.
Yeah, why don't you have them in business? What's going on?
Wait, Ben is not here. Wait. Dad, you flying coach?
What? What are you saying?
coach? No, not when you're joking. No, no, are you flying coach? No, you're saying are you flying
coach? No, actually, I actually upgraded to like a premium economy. Yeah, pretty cool, right? I
definitely didn't know this. I don't like Jcastle. It's like a business class ticket.
I gave this man a hundred thousand he can afford it. He's just larking. He's trying to get a new girlfriend. Forget about it
Yeah
Okay
Oh shit, sorry. Yeah, uh
Guys I guess yeah, you have the money to fly fly business and I don't know whether the fucking pet family should always fly fly whatever
I mean, this is what it is. I mean, I know
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I mean I
Can't do it. It is one guy in that built in that room there
Where I just think that I just think in that room
Watch out watch out. They can shoot you through this window here
I need a break this whole motherfucking night. What's it looking at?
What the heck is that?
Not a lie.
Put your backpack out. Windows open.
I'm going...
What the heck?! What the heck?!
Bro, how'd he say bitch?!
You're actually fucking good.
What's the meaning of real life though, man?
Is there construction in this house?
Wait a minute.
Are you gonna call that outward car or no?
He's right there, buddy. He's right there. Let's fucking go.
Right there in the corner.
Fuck.
What the fuck is happening?
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Is that a party?
No, no, no.
What the fuck is happening?
That's right, you're right.
I know where he was.
Right.
Good behind accounts bro is it over?
Yes
Good as fuck
Bro
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking destroy it.
No, I'm gonna say like this, bro.
agent
No
No
Okay, I hope we win fast
I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like that. What can they say? I'm not going to know
No, bro, still different hold on. Yes, thank you. Thank you. That's QC
I'll see you in a minute
In the same house.
What the f**k is happening?
Yeah.
In the same premise.
Everybody, please come in.
Come on.
Here we have the police.
Come on.
We understand that.
What the fuck?
That's how the zombie apocalypse starts.
Everybody, please come in. Everybody, come in.
Come in. Everybody, please come in.
Come in.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Holy fuck bro had a whole tally scott concert and the one in the background is no wonder he lost.
Somehow, the Trey Kai game play reminded me of XQC playing literally any game.
The parallels are crazy. Getting clapped, not paying attention, teammates carrying him, screaming for no reason,
and shudding in the corner of my screen. The list goes on.
No wonder he got those infections.
I thought we left the blister heads in requiem for the parents who died here..
RAAAHHHHH
If you hear this...
The guys will be back...
They will be back to the back!
I'll see you tomorrow brother
ARCAAAAAAA
These are streamers by the way
Lalalalalalalalala
There's a whole lot of the world
Yeah, I put it up. Oh shit a zebra
Is that Lacy? On the right?
There you go.
Who's talking on there?
It's Marlin.
And you bro. Yours is pretty accurate.
Who is he talking to?
Hi guys, can you hear me?
Is that a giraffe on the left side?
You already got a secret pass in your bad name.
Poor Macrogillus and bad coms.
Huh?
Lacy, can somebody get a chat?
Chad, go to more than Lacey's, Chad, and say Ron just died.
Quickly.
OK, go.
Quickly, don't do that.
Quickly.
Make them panic and undefeat.
OK.
All right, all right, guys.
Semifinals run.
Are you ready, bro?
Are you ready?
Now, Chad, I think Semis is going to be fair.
I'm sitting here and looking at the teams.
I think all these games are going to be close, all right?
The fact that you will say you're one of the best
in the tourney shows how fucking dog shit the level is in all cinema.
I'm going to go pee. I'm going to go pee every 15 minutes. Just admit that you do drugs when you go off camera.
I was going to say she hold it.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, we're getting mad.
Also, I also got a couple shots.
I have to think about it because I'm not going to lie to someone that's actually really hard.
Yo, then if I made it this.
Well, you be down my look at this clip.
Actually, oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Didn't even hit. I got a job.
So, so, holy fuck, what's wrong with me?
Oh my.
That's what I was playing.
I'm not sure about this soon.
Wait, say one more.
Woo!
Oh, Jason.
What? How is Jason so bad at driving?
driving wait you actually crashed it
oh yeah yeah there's no car get really loud when you get closer to the
it was it goes you have 50 different backup cameras on a fucking
yeah how the actual is nobody knows what this looks like
you're actually how does anybody know what the after life looks like what the
Fuck is that?
No, I was playing when they were doing this shit solid snake attacking
Well, I'm a fan of that mean I don't know what it means that I'm a fan of what
What alone they still at the fucking game
Silky Sina and Joe one
What's the hurry or no?
It depends on the line. I mean I suck at all the characters. I mean I'm not better at lying than I'm at both.
I never played lying. I think it's been nice before in the past. I never used the ability.
You're a boss. That's a kekua.
Hey, I'm not a lot of women. This whole fucking thing, okay?
Alright, game time now. Game time now.
We're going against...
Sinner.
Yes.
Are we ready?
Yes.
Everybody!
Yeah
What the fuck is even happening man
Four years
Yeah
This is too much this is too much
I'll just open cases bro. Wait is it easy what?
I'm just fucking changing the whole tournament.
Oh wait why am I knocking out this round right now?
What's the matter?
You know what?
30 minutes in what?
If y'all, you know what?
What's strokes?
Um, Lace guy I invited you, Marlon I invited you.
And would I say that again, how does it remind me?
The three people top right you're gonna click on them
These are all in the tournament and it's still in going
Oh
Please tell what they're big 50
My good golly you deserve a nice fire liquor why tonight by what?
No, I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna plan it
Among us
or space bar brah no like I don't know what the fuck is
space for switch to our team oh custom game after the party 24
hour brah I'm gonna tell him there you go voice wait who's on Joe's team check
Oh
Wait Joe good, it's in a Joe and hell
I can't I can't have a buddy. I can't go to buddy. It's it's Atlanta. Yo roll to first kill. I'm not well
I'm I fucking I'm let's have it. Let's have a fucking night
No, you haven't got me to eat this. I don't talk about
I
But what the fuck is happening though
Oh, Rekhaa, what's going on?
This is a far-saw world, for real!
Hey, you fucking bitch!
Nah, that's not even normal.
The other one was a bit too...
Nah, that's a premium PBM product.
Oh my god, we're up there!
Fuck my dick!
What is Joey?
What is Joey?
Okay, let me not waste any more time, but Joe, I'll text you.
Okay, guys, better be starting today.
I'm ready.
All right.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Opposing team.
Are you ready?
Are you?
Fighters.
Are you ready?
Good luck.
It's gonna be fair now.
You guys aren't playing level 200.
You guys should actually have fun.
Okay.
listen Marlon this is what I need you to do I need you to take your gun put it
to your fucking head and die what the fuck there's no chance wait y'all said
420 420 isn't that wait that's that's two days after the
side my charity match am I not going to be possible because England is like an eight-hour flight
exclamation mark trivia
imagine a stream where me and Joe get high together
looking great today at SCC
good job ma'am
not pay PTCW
being sad bro
what?
that's fine I can play duke of odd honey
bro I think I'm going to stream with Joe
Yo, I'm letting you know right now that any of us die to fucking Sina, it's an instant boot off the team, okay?
That's how good boys, boys?
Bro, Jackler, watch, we're gamey.
Alright, Brian, facing in line.
Lee! SIN!
Yeah, what's up, Mr. Sina?
Big 20 gifted, Boba Pussy, can I get a wine? It's not for me.
Can you change your hat, please?
What the fuck did you just say?
Wong-Wong, man, Wong-Wong.
I lost this thing out on fortnight.
Yo boba, boba, keep talking like that.
I'm gonna thank your butt tonight for National Women's Day.
Holy fuck it, how hard like that.
What are you saying about my girlfriend?
Yo, come on.
We kill all around the city.
Yo, I'm gonna place this armor down.
Come grab it.
On ping.
Okay
It's been to the party here like I can't I can't I can't another fucking party in a shit like this is insane
Oh shit, somebody pinged me.
Oh shit.
Who is that?
We killed him.
Who is that? We killed him.
Does anyone know?
Can you see one of all these-
Why are there so many of them having friends bad?
something's going crazy I never built the focus like dude noise everywhere and
rumbling everywhere like try to play video game is fucking insane
oh my god
they're calling my phone Gigi
what I mean
They don't push, is it fledgling?
Okay, he's- he's-
Oh my god
Oh, not bad. That's a good angle. Good angle, good angle.
Don't look at, don't look at, don't look at this guy.
Not bad. No, don't be, no, no, please.
Fuck! Fuck, I can only get one. I'm so sorry.
I know I
Shouldn't reload it. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry
Crazy how dogs shit the top streamers are at games low they make you look good
I'm the gold butcher
I never get geeked, but I get geeked with Joe.
Oh my god.
Is he being a year's hit?
Where do you wanna go?
I'm gonna be on everybody I play.
I actually don't know a good entrance here.
Maybe Valetie or, okay, Westfield, let's see.
I just think that'll be ten of a split aggro.
I think that'll be ten of a split aggro.
I just want to be aggressive there, dude.
I just wanted to push him.
I should have just fucking helped.
Just kidding, geek.
Is this really good against us?
I was like, oh, I was fine.
Yeah, I'm gonna play Jogabee right now.
Oh, I did kill two?
Yeah, no, you almost blocked.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
I shouldn't have re- fuck, I didn't-
But why does it kinda look like a restream?
I'm so sorry.
This must have taught Bob worse, for real.
We need to locate a bomb.
So use your ability on the wall to blow it open.
10 seconds to insert it.
I
Can't even get up
You should have checked the old map. We can't really change.
Well, these graphics settings are insane.
It's kind of, it's random, right?
Yeah, this is all random now.
Alright, there's a lot of bugs here.
There the fuck is the camera?
I have to be on the map.
Okay, you got the button, director.
Oh, Jesus.
We don't bring it this wall, they're bringing this wall right here.
I
Not bad yo
I'm calling them right now
I
There was one that hit this wall
Oh
Joe you still I just do a flash in the earth thing in there
Yeah, it is. It has a peak though. That's good. That was a good smoke.
Nice! Yes! Interesting. Not bad actually. Not bad.
I need to get Marlon Papa
What the fuck is Marlon at?
Alright, the band is cast in
That's okay
Why does it always go to fucking home?
Mobile.
Okay, you guys are still in this game bro, it's tied, wonderful, I'm tied to the one.
I think if y'all could keep Joe under control, I think y'all win, I think y'all win.
Silky hasn't done shit.
You obviously don't shit, dude.
Marlin, okay, I'm not trolling Marlin, don't take this to the wrong-
Multi-twitch.
a kill or assist in this turn. Not even an assist. Not a assist.
I don't even need to use shot as gun yet.
Oh, wait. Five times that's my fucking idiot in the chat.
Wait, wait, wait, Martyn, Martyn, you have not shot a gun today?
He's being tired. He ran into the fucking building at night.
Roll into a fucking kill. Can y'all shut the fuck up, maybe?
Roll into a fucking kill. Martyn, have, wait, Martyn, Martyn, have you or have you not shot a gun?
Oh, he shot as gun at nothing.
I'm gonna shot my gun, yes. I'm gonna shot my gun, yes.
That's good
You're a goat. Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
No? Okay.
Oh, it's Sinatch.
Oh, I literally said sorry instantly.
Okay, we're good.
Hey, our teammates running in right now with the bomb, bro.
And you're saying it's fucking me.
Yo, I kept up my fuckin' channel on-
They're literally right there
Well done, I can hear him moving over here
You have a chance give a chance
Was that you
Oh, I got shot through the wall, fuck!
Oh.
Okay, he's literally right behind that wall, Joe.
Like where you are?
He's behind that tower.
This sucks.
I think I need four better.
What?!
Fuck.
Fuck.
It's just I didn't even hit him
One auto-plane oh
Shit
Trust me, please
Martin may Martin may I be quick you some advice?
Martin so in the sea I'll watch it as I watch out of GZ. I'll be at least first
Spotted a circle ran out of the site. Yes. I know just run
Yeah, I got my food. I got some nice food
Yo, you go Monty fucking be like that shit full shit
guys we can do it I believe in us like her yeah I mean whatever you're confident
in I like we just gotta kill sure they're about to run shields yet yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know
In that kind of general mr. Captain get up there's a gta 6 is coming out. We know you know
Fuck they're good ass team, bro
They are a good team
They're gonna get stairs again
But they're not like a level 200 like lacy's level four like this is like no, I can't make it. I'm trying dude
I'm telling you
I think we might have a hundred K this month, which is literally insane. I do not deserve
a thousand times. I love y'all. Thank you. Anybody who sells bro. I appreciate
Yeah, we should have chapter up. I don't think we had a hundred K and like I did like the lion scan. I'm kind of like that. I didn't see that.
Literally two years. Love y'all. Well, thank you.
That is insane. Like, I never thought I'd be able to.
Are you going in through there, Joe? Yeah. Do you want me to use my phone to pick them up?
No, no, I got to.
Check.
Alright. You okay?
I'm gonna I'm gonna drown
okay 420 stream with Joe is possible cuz bro I'll be flying back from England
I'll rest and then 420 you can stream together like a person
like why can't I shoot through a fucking
fucking couch
all right we're gonna have to enter
smoke, you don't want me to call them yet?
I can smoke them for us
yes
there's one on ping over there
I'm not hitting him. Oh my god. Oh shit. What there?
This though one just some ribs or little like no money. You just stop running around
These the games we want close games telling you I could roll I need no panic though
I like this kid
One of them is one shot. That's not it.
Lacey, base match watch. It's only 10 seconds.
Lacey, go back.
Oh my God, she's golden. Oh my God, she's golden.
Lacey, run, run, run.
Get the f**king go!
Oh, f**king get me.
Oh, f**k that!
Let's go!
Lacey, all bullshit aside, you are...
Lacey, I'm very impressed with you.
Level 4, let's go.
Very impressed, y'all.
Natural gamer.
wow my type of shit that's my type of shit right there Marlon what I'm gonna send you
in this time we're gonna send you in okay I'm gonna tell you exactly I'm gonna tell
you exactly what to do you ready cinema I think this using you as a UAV no
Marlon Marlon Marlon don't click anything Marlon click click
This vehicle entrance? Listen, listen!
Look for a player named Blitz.
Do you see it? It's a yellow icon.
Or Montagne, Montagne. On the top right, top right, top right.
It's locked, it's locked.
Okay, do the Blitz, do Blitz, do Blitz.
I don't have Blitz either.
Oh my god, wait, what?
What?
You don't have that base unlocked?
No, I have fucking Iana.
Dude, what are you talking about?
What?
Morning if you don't step up the gift that goes to Lacey. I'm seven out of seven out of seven
Yes
Does he have like like the like the free version of the game or what?
You can't locate a bomb
By fuse like
I'm
Well, it's one kill here we go to sit I notice it right now all the fucking debris gonna be all chats and be insane
They reworked a million why
I'm gonna stay put I'm gonna follow instructions
I got some.
I got some.
No I didn't look right there I'm serious.
Well I'm so like aarricated all the time.
If they shoot wrong, I shoot them.
Thank you bro.
Okay what's right here?
Do you have my key at the bottom?
Chicks!
Bravo Six.
Coming in.
Coming coming coming.
What's that door right there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey brother I'm gonna throw another drone out there and stay here.
Yeah, I'm watching.
Hey, no one's in this room.
Listen, this is the room...
Okay, one is instantly to the right right here!
Lacey, instantly to the right on bomb!
I said, you swing it!
They're gonna swing, they're gonna swing, they're gonna swing!
Ready, watch!
She's stuck, whatever it is!
Oh, god, god, god, don't push, don't push, don't push!
Okay, he's...
Marvin, you're in there!
Right now, right now, right now, right now!
He's right here!
I'm gonna scan, look!
That red scan!
Oh, I'm running truth!
I'm running truth!
Oh, I'm not flashed!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Here, here, here, here, here...
I'm gonna fuck you up!
Go, go, go, go!
Oh!
Got one?
Oh, you need to stop me.
I think he's looking for coins now.
Bro, he just stopped me through the flash.
Lacey, do you have a...
Oh, shit. Lacey, do you have a...
What do you mean by that?
What?
You have a...
Look at this, look at this wall, ready?
Look, look, look, just watch.
Joe and Sina, Lacey and Ron.
Ron kills Sina.
Joe the goat is still alive.
Daddy Joe, daddy Joe is still alive.
My glorious king, Joe Barth, is still alive.
Put on my knife.
He's right there, he's right there, left.
when the fucking final baby
nice boys
let's fucking go
not bad
thank you bro
wait they got them
marlin with zero kills
no four games he played
y'all played like five games
congratulations
fucking gold baby
y'all in about 15 minutes in the finals man
I
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They chat later after after after and she won good. He's making omelettes. He said
making omelettes
Long ago was that
What a psycho
What I'm
Yeah, you know, let's call him. Here we go. He went to autos only get a burger
Okay
Oh
Well got it. Are you locked?
All right, what else you want?
I'm gonna go harder.
Most in your game. You're in semi-finals if you win it goes right into finals
Here
Really yeah
The heck
Tell my opening cases
Yo ready?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yo, where's those olives? He's coming. He's coming. He's I literally got off the phone with him. He's uh
He's sprinting over to a set up. No way. I know I do. He's fucking easy bro. How do you know?
No, no, that's not fun
The ex-QC sleeper go clip. Yeah. No. Yeah, thanks. Have your arms like have you been working out?
Yeah, you have like actually swear to God
Well, I mean
You lie bro. Look at his face. It does not go outside. He goes over the gym. Don't touch grass. You don't do no
Holy
As you can tell wait, that's a
Huge I know
I'm proud of you, I got shit, Axe.
Thank you madam, I'm at the gym.
What is like your favorite workout, instead of the gym, Axe?
The weights, you're doing the weights?
Yeah, I know the weights, but like, what, like, um,
I don't know what I'm saying, but like,
what workout is your favorite with the weights?
Lifting them, what?
I know, I, yeah, I know.
There's different techniques, Axe.
But Axe, I mean like, you do like bicep curls,
tricep extensions, deadlifts, squat, like bench press, bench press, what the-
Ben, yeah, you a**hole, f*****g slide, dude, no, just what a f*****g slide.
Because I went to his chat and someone said bench press.
One place for each side of-
And the barge as well.
I know, here we go.
Yo, yeah, I couldn't get back in the discord.
What?
Look, someone said you were just pounding omelettes instead of throwing them.
He was bombing your mother.
The thought of me pounding omelettes like you could pound an omelette.
No, like some kind of boxing omelette.
It's because he was breathing them in.
Am I joining this little bit?
Yes, Jordan.
Yes, yes.
They said you were destroying food.
And by me, and by me, if I buy some.
Yeah
Yeah
Wow
Okay, so
Oh, no.
45 pounds by February, bro?
Who do you think you are?
David Goggins.
Yes, that's a fucking month, bro.
Yeah, that's like four pounds a month.
Do you think you're David Goggins?
I think I'm going to lose like maybe 15 in the first month.
Yeah, I...
Of what?
Like, what?
Also, I don't know.
I was part of the way.
Also, man, I'm going to send this to you.
This is no Zephiker.
You win, we win.
Let's win one, spend two.
Yeah, I know.
Let's get through, bro.
Look, all we got to do is 45.
Los, be honest.
What's the matter?
Yeah, I don't know how many of my black guys...
What's your head weight loves dynamic? I'm not revealing my weight. Wait, how is that?
No matter what I say, it's gonna become a joke. So it doesn't matter what my actual number is
I am like 510. Alright, you're 510. Let's call it.
XCC switch genes. I'm 956. Yo, is that good?
5-5-6!
Yeah, yeah, get off my dick, get off my dick. I'm 5-10, bro.
I went to the-
Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Is that the office?
Yeah.
I've seen you play basketball like back in the two-eyed days.
I don't think you're 5-10.
I think you're like-
Oh, read by me, read by me!
No, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.
No, no, no.
My actual number when you get measured at the doctor's is 69 a half inches
Okay, yeah, that's nine and a half inches is that's me with no shoes on Los
Let me say this bro. What look you're actually okay. I know you're lying about five time. That's bullshit
Los you're probably gum to my head if I had to guess I'd say you're five eight like two
40
No way more
First of all, first of all, hold on. I'm gonna fight you, bro.
All right?
Um...
Why?
You're not giving me the weight!
Los, I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you.
You're saying facts, Los? You're saying facts?
No, no, no, I'm saying facts, not facts.
I'm looking for the finals. You got this sexy...
I'm waiting. One funny. Okay?
One funny, bro. Like a fucking pencil.
One 20...
Los, bro! Los!
You gotta get it straight up, bro.
Los, you're not...
You're not a fucking punching pad, bro.
I
Punching back bro like that. You're built. It's a punch back bill. I wouldn't say bro
I wouldn't say punching back
I would like you know those beanies that you could like jump in oh
No, he won't
Okay
Wait, wait, I'm not even talking shit. Most I need to figure out your
What the fuck are you doing? You're a fucking kid!
You're gonna get shot at!
Fucking beanie bag!
I didn't mean to say beanie bag, I meant to say bean bag, but it's-
Put a bundles.
Loose, you're not like the others.
Loose, all you need to do is lose 11 pounds of blood.
Oh, I own that.
So Loose, what I'm gonna do, all I want you to do is just jog every day, two miles, and you'll lose the weight, you'll lose the weight.
I think she's a trainer, buddy. I listen, listen, listen, I can lift more than you, okay?
And I could beat you in basketball, bro.
And matter of fact, possibly Ray, too.
But he's a little child.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yo, yo, Los, I'll bail money.
I'll pay five banks.
You know what, we're talking about ace.
I think I want ace.
Five banks.
Five banks.
Yep.
First up, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Los, you would beat me in basketball,
but like for the first five seconds,
and then you would just get windy.
Los, I would just run circles around.
You see, I've seen you shoot a ball.
You're almost, almost as bad as XQC.
Oh my God.
What?
What are you doing, what are you doing?
Why am I getting shot by the enemy?
Yo, I'm just vibing.
It's pushed unlocked?
It's pushed unlocked?
Yeah, it's pushed unlocked.
Oh, that.
Good luck, guys, good luck.
Where's the lion skin in the fucking bundles?
I don't even play lion now.
I'm not fucking fucking.
Oh my God, he's on it.
Oh my God.
That's a map, guys.
That's a map, guys.
That's what you do.
Guys, come on guys. Yo, this is your home town that you know this place
Yeah, we do it man. We've got it. We've got it. We've got it. I never been kept down. I don't wanna do that. Yeah
Okay, I
Bet oh yeah, yeah, maybe you know maybe you're in here. Yeah, yeah
I'm so close
Yeah, this is the horse that does it on the turn I'm away
Okay
We deadly start on let me let me think let me let me let me think I'm gonna bump. I'm like this right away
Good structure site
Street
Street
Pick pick pick on a bomb pick on a little bit easier. Yeah
Chad what dry I think I pray ace here
Two, one, you got it.
Where is Asap?
I can change, I can change this one.
So where is he?
Where's Asap?
That snake, you sure?
I need to meet my TTS.
I don't think so.
Let me show you.
I'll stay second floor.
I got it.
I
Can check basins where you want me to go go go go go normal normal normal normal
Yeah, I'm taking full
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Wait, they're about to go go go go go. Let's say you have your second floor. What's your people? What's your people?
What are the pickles? No, no, no
Your peak holes it oh shit
I
Thanks, oh, they got rubbed off first
Everything is food with you, huh? Okay
You said we're yelling pickles.
I'm fine, second rope.
Let me just check every angle, okay?
Oh, I'll follow up. Over here is clean.
You're good to breach over here.
Ping on three. Ping on three. You can walk there.
Oh, shit. It destroyed my cane.
Fudge, yep.
I'm cooked.
Am I here? I'm on the roof.
I'm on the roof.
Give me a minute, give me a minute, give me a minute, give me a minute.
Watch out, flashbang.
I'm going, yo, X, you want me going?
I'm not yelling.
Okay, I'm waiting.
Yeah you can go in the other way.
I am trolling around.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Nice. I'm all the way up top, I'm up top all the way.
I'm down, you can't go there.
They're in the room, they're in the room.
I'm down, I'm down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, over here.
No, I didn't see him, I don't think.
I gotta go in.
I don't know, HP.
Hold up.
Yeah, over there.
Shoot the camera, shoot the camera, X.
I didn't see him, he was activated.
I know if they're upstairs or downstairs.
Wait, how did he-
Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs.
The camera right above your head, over there, over there.
How do I activate it? How do I activate it? How do I activate it?
Shoot the camera X where? Oh, yeah, yeah, they watch me
Think they're on the left in the room
You got you got 20 seconds
No, where I didn't see that
Okay, okay, these guys know better. Yeah, this is a play meta like they know that they know this game
Okay, listen, I got confused with the map. I got into the map
I don't know what I'm doing
Jack, I shouldn't be using it here, I don't know how to use
That was awful
I have no idea how to use the debility
I don't know what I'm doing!
Fuck!
Yeah?
I'm chasing them!
I don't know what the fuck...
Nobody's fucking saying anything!
You wandered around
You wandered around for three minutes
And said, I think they're on the rough
Then shot a bullseye
Moats, what the fuck are you even doing, Ralph?
What the fuck, man?
And first of all, that's not part of hot yo-yo.
Now listen to this.
That is not what I'm talking about.
They may do main.
And they may do all other.
Floor two, floor two, floor two, floor two,
floor two, floor two.
I'm sorry.
Floor two.
Should I use controller or no?
But it's nice.
No.
Do you know what you're going to use mouse, brother?
Oh my god.
Mouse.
Well, I'm using that.
OK.
OK.
All right, whatever.
I'm using a switch controller.
Also, we were loose.
Also, on the rough.
Okay, okay.
Did you watch the other players?
How they did the cap cam?
Oh no.
You put it, you crouch at the door,
then you put one on each side to link it together.
Yes?
Yep.
Okay.
We have to win this one, bro.
I know what we do.
We absolutely need to win this one, I have a plan.
And guys, remember the final.
How many points score?
Just point it out.
Do the plan.
Guys remember the finals is literally right after this game
If you really get right into it, let it go
And the winner is going to hunt the fans
Who said that?
What's this rumor about?
No, but I'm gifting some to the winners
I'm gifting some
I'll hunt you fans
I know! No one said that!
Sorry, not Tom
Hold on, hold on, not here
I'll be a make-up. Jesus Christ. Move, move around, move around. Get a spot, get a spot,
hold it. The advised, op-for has located a bomb.
Oh
Wait watch it watch it back right here. All right, where right here?
Yeah, let's have pink yo, what is that? What is that smoke?
I think you're getting on though
Yeah
Oh, shit, oh, shit, God!
Oh, oh, oh.
Fuck is that?
Love, pick me up!
Ray, chill, chill!
Oh, Gigi's...
I can't believe it.
I don't even know where you died at, bro.
What the fuck is that?
They hacked... they hacked sqc drone chat?
He's got a... he got close to the door.
Upboard is deployed a diffuser. You need to destroy it. One friendly operator remaining.
Over here. Over here.
Dude! Dude! These guys are... these guys are better.
I'm not gonna complain but these is not these as I've been saying before a lot like this is crazy. This is your G
They got crazy skins. They know the entries. They know the spots like they know everything
That's crazy
Who are we banning?
Um
Yeah, yes, that's it
I'm gonna play whatever class later. I think I'll I just play I just play a line here
They have my
Yeah, I'm gonna go to you. I'm gonna go to you cuz right now most right now, bro
Chad maybe asher
Most you're like a deer in the head
Okay
You're like a deer heading into a semi-bad lion like these are that you know like a mumbra
So they're failing against you know they prove I'm not a bad amount of play ash
Most last round there was a smoke for me
And you just aimlessly fired at it for 10 minutes and then turned your back to the window
In fact you just saw them throw the smoke out of you
The thing is I thought that that I thought that was a raised smoke and then I was looking at my G36 better
there are no smokes on defense it's okay it looks alright I'm gonna coach you ask
what you thought ask what
those are gonna ask him a lot those I'm gonna show you how to breach the wall
okay I'm gonna show you how to reach the wall alright second floor second
floor second floor you sure yep
you're here yeah I mean this is awful Bob they don't know the menace is
This is insane. I mean this is a bus and a shit.
Hey, I'm gonna be out of the drone.
Yo, this dude has my shit actually with the highest level in the lobby.
I see why the highest level in the lobby.
I mean... that's cap.
Huh. Where'd it go? It was 70.
Which is 54.
Alright, Los, come here.
Los, see that door up top above the car?
Shoot that down.
Okay, but, yeah, drone it though.
After you shoot it down, drone it and see if anyone's there.
Like, fly my drone into it?
Yes, now drone.
Yes, now drone wait, it's gonna be a mute chamber. Okay, there's probably somebody on that door cuz they got muted all right
Yeah, my stream is all blurry
The drill
Loose
Spider webs away, man. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Run to the right run to the right. Don't fall off the roof
No, I don't have any out of the road loose go left go back drop down to the
Metal shoot down the window in front of you not that one the other one don't shoot down this window. She does one down. All right
Most shoot it down
Yes, now jump in jump in jump in jump in jump in now see this wall to your left the wooden wall blow it up
Right bumper right bumper. No the wall
Oh, right bumper now go up to the wall now blow this up walls in this game. Yes. All right now blow it up
Blow it up
Okay, blow it up. No, don't jump out. Stay where you are stay where you are loose
Blow this up and then ray drone it
Ray drone it
Now where's my drum oh shit, it is so much wrong. I'm gonna move all right
You guys are gonna have to push this all right extra your open. I died lips. I like I like it
Who's the lovie?
Who's the lovie?
Who's the lovie?
Somebody come get me!
Did he come out the roof?
No.
Hey, stupid fuck!
Look at my speed!
Hey, fuck!
It's a glitch!
I gotta get him!
I gotta get him!
I gotta get him!
Quickly!
Quickly!
Fast!
Fast!
No, Loose.
Fuck it.
Just go in.
No!
Come get me!
Come get me!
He's worth it, isn't he?
You don't have time!
Loose, you don't have time!
You don't have time!
Quick!
Quick!
Quick!
I
That's a buggy
Bunga I mean I mean I said
Most I said it on time to resin why'd you run into an abyss?
Yeah
Guys you have my you have my word next sort of it's all to see us where to go
Okay
They cut me last time aware where what do you want me to do a eating tournament?
Who put you on me?
Okay, where did it go last time I don't know what it got from them. I
Didn't see it's not the furlough. Definitely not wrong
You two
Make window
I
Don't know what is that oh
I know that it's just for the game.
Just use it, use it, use it, use your fucking bombs, man.
Who are you playing?
Um, I see them, right?
I see an auto-switch somewhere.
Well done!
I see them, right?
One over there.
Oh, you shoot again? You shoot again?
I'll leave for on the left side.
Yeah, let's go up here.
a bond has been located by on 4th
they're coming in they're coming
yeah yeah glass uh uh uh thermals
i don't know what they're at
just tell me what tell me what you listen to
Ray tell me what you hear
oh man
I
Have a step I am fucking smokes
Yeah, kill one
Shit
Wait, that's us that that's us did you shoot right here. Yeah, yeah
I
They're gonna beat me
Good fucking job. Fucking shit on shit.
Bro, these guys, they play way more than they like on it.
I'm getting groaned. I'm getting groaned.
I'm either plugging my butt full of bullshit.
Like, I know what's going on here, man.
Like, how much are you taking to using this shit? This is lame.
Most. Question.
Most. Why two minutes into the round?
Did you just mindlessly throw two Pokeballs at the air
and then spinning circles and almost
I'm in bed
you almost shot your teammate
Yo, JC, go worry about your fucking
I'm out bro
We're making a 3-1 comeback right now, okay?
I can't, I gotta be good luck, yo
I know what I play, I know what I play
I'm good, no matter
Oh
Where's the camera over here? Oh, so you want to change your operator? It's down on the deep end
I said about it. Oh, oh
What the fuck my shit?
wait they might be first floor I see you see the uh the press are picked no
it won't be anything bad for you
ah I'll see you
check
I'm checking
no
I'm dropping the bomb I see you
I'm gone, I'm gone.
Go ahead.
I got him on here.
Basement!
Basement, I've got.
Oh, my God!
All my troops gone.
I got him out.
I got him.
I got him up.
I got him up.
I got him up.
I got him up.
I got him up.
I got the defuser, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Did you get the bomb?
I got it, yeah I got it, I got it.
The defuser is now secured.
And where is the basement?
Yeah, basement is, uh, the ammo is safe to go eating over here, bro.
Uh, it's not safe, I don't think.
They were watching me from here then I'll met
I'm gonna step the top of the wall.
Yo, how do I serve a yo-yo hide mine?
Serve a yo-yo!
Flash area!
Guys, talk to me.
I'm gonna throw a, uh, trash bin.
I
Love that
Yeah, I mean this is lame. This is lame. Oh shit
One seconds
One second left.
Los, where the fuck are you?
Five seconds left.
Los, why are you in the kitchen?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Of course you're in the kitchen.
What was doing in the fucking house store?
Los, I mean this was not supposed to happen.
Los, where the fuck?
I
Know we deserve it do over low-key
Low-key we deserve it do over because the other guys had to do over
I'm God. That's not saying the other guy had to do over. They replay the set. We shouldn't play the set
Most kid you hear me? That's all I'm saying. Yes. Yeah, bro
Take your Xbox and just burn
You are
You burn your eyebrows, bro. I'm not most wasn't wearing his gloves. Therefore we need to do this over do over
most I'm not
You know Jhin see that too nice, bro. We cannot fucking a night. Let me put his game in sweats
You made a big deal about these other guys approach meanwhile, we're playing even a better team approach
Los there are good gamers and then there are bad gamers and then there are
Extrocious gamers and then there's you you are somehow worse than ever
Yo, I'm not even kidding. You're the worst gamer I've ever been. It actually hurts my feelings.
Yo, you did fine, Los. You did fine. Also that play judge trying to come save me was heroic
You see movies only. These guys could never, these guys are our teams.
They're playing together. They're just fucking smurfing it.
Yo, it's hive mind, bro.
I tried to shake you, bro.
Yeah, bro, hive mind is talking.
Yo, you just dropped mines.
Not hive mind.
Listen, I'm still not a 100% sure that hive mind is your problem.
Yo, is this okay?
Let me try your back, bro.
Can I like, meet you?
I just want to meet you.
I'll go to your house. I just want to meet you now.
Can I like, hug you?
I
You know what
Yeah, all right. All right most good. I just like can we just stream at your set up or something?
I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. All right guys. Good. Yo good turn
I'm spoiling a squishy team is gonna win but like for my long shot. That's crazy
That's crazy, but has all the fucking bullshit fucking put every
He's drawing the corner, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
My god, man.
Delos.
Loads, nice job there, bro.
Jimmy, what do you want to do?
I'll put a nice five pins, bro.
Five pins, yeah.
Let's run it.
Where do you want to play?
I'm going to put five pins, bro.
Where do you want to play at?
Well, wherever you at, I'll go to.
Go to what?
Tomorrow, I'll go, I'll go to the joint.
that bad you're not good I watch you pay you're not good
three-point contest if I do play contact I want to do five things I'll put
I'll quit being outlawed.
Bro, man.
You can't stop me, bro.
Right, give me one second.
Hello?
Bro, what's that in with the mic?
Hello?
X, I thought you tried fast, bro.
Yeah, yeah, I was about to try.
You win some of the illusory stuff.
You're a good gamer.
Every day we do we win we lose but in the end that we win they that means people they fucking lose
Yeah, I feel you I feel you
I expo this is what winning looks like
I think I meant nice. Let me do man. Thanks. Nice. Thanks. Who's that? Well, I X what you got watch I can I feel me
I could borrow
Sure, what kind?
for your income level I will give you a time I'll give you a psycho or a
time next I can do both fuck you look like a toothbrush fuck you
boom got him yo yo got him no guys chat guys and I get him
But yo, yo, y'all ready? That was a joke. That was a joke.
Yo, right, that was a joke.
Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it.
If you mean if you...
Oh, no, you're not crying, are you? You're not crying, are you?
I'll never cry to you.
Oh, you think he's gonna fucking hurt me?
You think yo bitch's gonna hurt me?
Yo...
I mean, I could.
You okay?
You...
I guess I'll...
Oh, if you mean...
It's nice to meet you.
Hey, if you mean...
Sounds like...
I had fun playing with you.
I thought I know you as a great it was a great mate
Thank you
No never
I
Know why will he say say we blow bro what the fuck yeah
Yeah, bro ate some old-ass food I was like full of spikes and shit like that bro a broad eight fucking metal
bro eight metal metal chips
Well
Yes, why would I have that no I didn't have that do you get contemplated so hard?
No, it's no it's not about that. It's about like I'm well, but I thought you might because you sit a lot like a hemorrhoid or something
No, I never had that no, I have good chinners
Yeah, bro now you're lucky bro. There's other streamers like this shit
Yeah, I would just say those who wait that's not normal
Say I mean, I don't want I don't want to name people by me. He's talked about it
I know how to catch nasty what and below
What I don't cast out your shade pink with poop with blood bro. What yo, I can do this call this is crazy
Yo, no, bro, I lost I'm gonna say my number, okay
It's great
um
Yo, hold on. Let me go. Let me go on the uh, the dj group chat. Yeah, I need to
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Hello, I
Can't hear you
Yo, suck
What up?
He's weak around him.
I just woke up.
Yeah, he just woke up.
Me and him both woke up at the same time.
Oh, I can do either a slay this fire run, or do a rocket leak solo while you wake up if you want.
Okay, dude.
Okay, do one slay because he just woke up and Greek has to put on his makeup and everything.
Really?
Yeah, it takes a while from the wake up.
I'll play rocket leak then.
Did you win, by the way?
No. No, no, no, no.
Okay.
You think if you had a practice yesterday you would have won?
No, no way.
Okay, why did you lose? What happened?
I mean, it's almost like all players need to basically do this game.
Every player needs to at least find some form of value, like with its information or removing
drones or whatever, right?
Like whatever you have less, it's a G. It's like you go into a jungle and it's like there's
bugs, there's trees, there's fucking vines, like, dude, yeah, you might hit a shot
here and you might get a kill there, but overall you'll lose your rounds, like here's
what it is. Did they change your teammates? Because I swear you had the angry
ginsh. Oh yeah, they changed your teammates. Yeah. But I'm not even going to change though. I think we would have gone to second place if we were to run it up.
Okay, last question. Did you have fun? Yeah, I had fun. Alright, that'll be it. I'm going to go around and grab those. I think that it's going to be exciting, no?
Cuz I saw the we do you do gonna you let me
Yeah, let me see what if you say I honestly couldn't even know the lichen chop the lichen chop the
Yo, the lichen chop the dungeon
Yeah, you said the lichen like can't eat dungeon on desert next to a stone that orange dungeon is relatively easy
Yeah, I never seen it
I
Always see hi agree summary, but he did say hi to me, but like like spiritually. Yeah
I'm waiting for you guys. I was doing about pancakes and chocolate ice cream
I'm not kidding. I'm okay. I woke up and I was dribbling on my
I was just having an intense dream I don't remember what it is anymore you ever
have like an intense dream and in the back of your head sweats when you wake up
oh kind of yeah everything's like sweating and you just wake up in a
fucking mess and it feels like you look at the you look at the thing you be
asleep exactly like three and a half hours and it feels like you've been
fucking a hunched in the fit so I can make so I can make so I have all that
I don't remember what it was, it was like, but you know what's the thing about nightmares
for me?
Two, because that was kind of like a nightmare.
I kind of like them though, because I want to know what happens.
Those are like the most intense, yeah those are like the most intense like realistic
dreams.
And I want to know what happens, and I feel like I always wake up at the worst
time.
Sometimes I would like to dream I'm like holding
Well, it gets fucking that man's with more
Like actually though, dude, sometimes there's so much detail. It's it's kind of crazy
That's magnesium glycinate locate
Sometimes I have dreams when I'm holding hands, but go but I can never see my face
And she's looking away and she's like laughing and I wake up and I'm like no and then I have to get seats
to be a
Come back!
Yeah.
What do you want?
I want to wake up a little.
You know, somebody.
I need, I need a what's it called?
By the way, I have those things.
That, um, uh, piles.
Piles?
Yeah.
Piles.
What?
It's like a ball where you, uh,
of your ass. Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop that. Am I? Could you stop that? I can't, man. Yeah,
Hemorrho-pal, yeah. Can you take all the files? Yeah, files. I had one, but I don't have
them anymore, but I used to have them, and then when I used to peel it, I used to wipe
them, my whole fingers were blood. Sorry. Anybody else here? Nice. I fucking saw
I saw it. I've never had this game. Fuck me.
Saga-saga-one game.
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I would assume is that what that means shot oh
God teammate, please
You might have to hit that really hard
Okay happens then if that was me I was I was yeah, I wouldn't hit that either you're children
full value spike got him from working for his you go
why my throat sore bro that means I snored right my throat sore
no idea
he doesn't have that
Is anybody know they're going to be sick before actually being sick?
Yeah, of course, yeah.
You get it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like, like, you don't feel sick now.
I don't even feel sick, but I'm like sleeping a lot and I'm like, uh-oh.
How do you get sick though?
Uh, I think I got it.
I got this one from golfing and it was in the rain and we just tanked it and
then the next day I was like, I get sick like, um, what's it called?
I got a bunch of fucking haters and shit. I don't know what's wrong with me.
It's just like weird sickness.
Yeah, check that.
Something wrong with my... I think there's a high blood sugar, something.
You only eat one meal a day.
Yeah, but I... yeah.
Recently, about for the last... I'm 33, so for the last...
20 years I've been eating eight meals a day.
We don't know. Your blood sugar will just go down if you eat healthy. It's not like...
It doesn't just stay perma like you got it, you know
I've normally got strong like immune system
You go to the doctor's now
I've never been to the doctors. All right, you need to really you should go get what we're shooting you all
So they say as the hint they says that maybe you're getting sick because you're shitting your hand
Okay
My means is, my means is is really good.
It does.
I tell you what the most journey monsters are in the world is, is kids.
True.
Like if you're, if you're like a teacher and you work to school, they're like little monsters that have jerks in them, all of them.
Those are the little kids that literally like eat dirt for lunch.
True, I mean there's me.
I feel like that.
I need rocks.
I used to eat Play-Doh.
Play-Doh?
Honestly?
Play-Doh smelled too good to be given the showrunner's gas.
Dude, I know.
Like, you don't swallow it, but holy fuck, dude.
Like, chewing on some Play-Doh?
Yeah, I can still...
Real shit.
I can eat some Play-Doh right now.
Oh, it's edible, really.
You can still dip your toes into that, like the Play-Doh.
It's swine now, by the way.
Hitchhitch, you just play there anymore.
It's swine.
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Guys are doing the same thing
interconnected
Come on, go in.
Come on in.
Come on, bruv.
Now what?
Fucking bitch.
Now fucking smack you.
Oh, I didn't like that.
Why the fuck did I think that I could see us?
I didn't know you're mean Hit it, hit it out.
Good beautiful boy.
Get out of here.
No way.
It punched him, yeah.
No good.
I'm locked, I'm locked.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
How did we both?
Why were we both helping each other?
Why did we both help each other?
I didn't pass the area hole because I'm fucking disabled.
It was just so quick.
But why were we both in goal?
Why?
Anybody was helping?
Well, because there's 20 seconds left to have it on our side.
Great.
Go backwards then, innit?
Yeah, you're right. That's a nice shot, brother. Uh oh.
What? What? That was nice. That was nice. No.
He's going, he's going. Score now. Score now. Everybody just go.
He was smart thing and he was hiding using the longest thing
Yeah, I've been waiting till last second. They start to air flips. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can tell
And they're in a jpe
Bro, that is so lame
I might get up. I'm down. Okay. We're gonna do like some more. Oh, yeah, I'm on thing. Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, apparently it's like
You did that ultimate today we're doing no more
I'm down with that
Oh no, the server does not work unless you put it on
Because it's ASM matches server, your mods
Damage time
I'm just gonna watch him how to do it, I agree
And then we'll just copy it
I'm just saying like this is I said this yesterday I said today again because it's true and ironically
IRL craft is the best content on Twitch right now not forced wholesome good game
We don't have to hit all true. It's just all true. It's just like
Unfound as well unfound content. You can't find it like yeah, it's sucks
Yo, how do we get the how do we get the how do we get the the mod thing?
Um, so here's a YouTube video.
We have to watch a YouTube video?
Yep.
Why can't my life just be simple, man?
I just want to eat that chocolate pancake I was dreaming of.
Yeah.
He's right for craft.
Who is this guy?
What?
He's going to help us do this.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome back to the breakdown today.
today I'm gonna be teaching you how to install the gravestone mod just a son of
minecraft 1 dot 13 here it is the gravestone mod we trust this one dot
13 it's pretty simple it's a mod that allows you to break a gravestone and a
gravestone is basically placed when you die it's a 668 in order to get your
read your logs it can't be that hard right it's probably just just a
dollar dollar sign
Oh
Percent app data percent classic
Download the jar and put it in the mod folder
You have to know what graveyard mod is over has so what's over about it has I sent them this one
So it's gonna be this one
You put this in the mudviler?
How are mods not easier to install in the big 2026?
I feel like this is the same as when I have sold back when I was back in the day.
Oh, I kept it on this.
Oh, profile options.
Oh, my god, he's moving quick.
Hold on.
Hey, doesn't it allow it?
It lets me allow it.
Let's me click that button that you can't click you need the rift
No, great small mud is not sleeper like when you're playing as it's as a three stack it you have to it's quality of life
Man it like it's fucking got up all
Like dude one more three stacked we can't do shit
There's to this so much. It's so fucking bad. Let me spend a half a time
Okay, isn't it broke as the monsters can't take your loot
Then what I'm not using them
Wait the only thing this does is it just puts a gravestone on your death
It doesn't do waypoints or any of that bullshit. Yeah, but the monsters can't steal your loot and they can't wear your full set
It takes a whole aspect of the game out
Yeah, now how I do it from this up now defend it
Open the folder
I'm just saying real men don't need it, but it's fine. Oh, it actually is so easy to do if it if it doesn't bug like your thing
Holy shit, okay, and then I do what?
Add content it says it did you download rift
The MML
Holy fur back
Which one is it? I don't know
That's the only ripped it out. It has to be
Yo, yo, yo, which one is it?
It's this one where
Where?
By ankle 64 months. That's the one Nintendo 64
But wait a minute, 64 bits!
The one I sent you in...
I'll just do it again, I'll just do it again, but...
I'll just do it again!
And done!
The guy that did it...
Yeah, I did that too, it worked.
It's actually way easier, yeah, they made this so easy.
That's sad.
Somebody says I have a Rekai level IQ, what does that mean?
It means you go hard.
and he's very smart very very smart thank you also I don't think I don't think
we should be picking on a child literally like I don't know I wasn't picking
something I was literally frozen in the fridge like it is a kid I mean like I
literally invented gravity when I was 16 but everybody to their and yeah I mean
you did you did it in a gravity yeah thank you you're literally pulling us
all together with your fucking fat gravity fall
Okay, dude
I agree with that
You're gonna piss me off right now ex cuz I'm serious
Alright, I'm out of it. No more fat jokes today, that was about that one
That's fine, but just seriously
I'm with some, sorry about that
Not on Sundays
I'm out of there
Your IQ is still fucked up
Read the screen, man
Shut up bitch
I can't read
Fuck you
We can't read it, we know you can't read it, we know, we know that.
That's why you can't read the room.
Like, like, posh is bad, big nose, hair looks 8-bit somehow, like when you're in a 4K camera, like, I don't fucking care.
Hold on, I just thought about the name.
Huh.
If there's gravity, what about the opposite though?
What if you reverse gravity, anti-gravity, yeah, is that real?
Wait, it's not that's the way it is.
Well, they figured out anti-matter because of the existence of matter, so maybe.
Of course there is.
What about like a black hole, or a black hole is like...
One never hurts time though?
No, time and space are connected, so like even if you... you can only change one factor, you can't change both.
I mean you could probably see if like travels you could probably see back in time if you
got like a good microscope even if you went back in time you don't realize the whole planet
would be in a different spot because it's time space exactly so we are just being space
yeah so they are looking at the past if you think about it yeah I agree if you can actually
see the past if you look out the sky. If you see it, you'll see the past way back.
Yeah. So if what we see, we will never be able to reach and it sucks, then it's you.
Because it's already fallen, it sucks.
X, you need to get that one haircut that you had, like the short one.
Who knows? On the other side of the wormhole, there might just be another
carbon copy of this earth that you just visit.
That isn't this Earth, but it's a version of this Earth, and you could just change the future on that version of this Earth.
True. But what are these big-ass beings, though, here?
Quantum traveling. Some shit.
Okay, you said true, but what did he say? What did you just say? Say that again.
It'll be like, like...
Like, another Earth that is exactly like this.
Malevolent observer.
He said you're every version of yourself on different Earths.
And you just quantum travel to a different Earth that's like this, but you just change their future.
Or what what if we create a conscious recently juice we're in there's another
Greek somewhere else and they click the button that swaps the consciousness because the only thing the only difference between me and you is our consciousness
We'll flush roll up
real
I mean yeah, you could I
Mean it'll be like if we were to come if we were to swap our consciousness it'll be like swapping
I wonder if they would be uncomfortable. I wonder if you consciousness swap with someone the way that their body is and how their body feels and how they use it like if you dropped in it would be like, you know what I mean, like it would feel weird.
I'd love to come in your body and be you.
And be you
And that
Hi there, I'm Greek nice to meet you. I'm gonna break this
Did you do it Jesse you in yes, I
Stood in after that. You know
I think me a Dutch rock.
Oh my god.
Great.
Go to Curse Forge.
Yes.
And type in Gravestone Mod at the top.
Actually, never mind.
Bye.
Now click the Minecraft thing on the left side.
On Curse Forge.
Right click.
ROCraft Jagora. 50 Months 6 KCL.
Okay. Great.
Then you click profile options. Yes. Okay.
Allow content management for this profile. Okay. Yes, done.
Then type in gravestone mod. Yes. Okay.
And then you're gonna get the one by Henkel Max, okay, then install, okay?
Done.
Then R.O.C. from after Gora, click apply.
R.O.C. I did that.
Oh, they're just diving from the cat?
Now play the game.
I've done that.
Is the cat attacking me?
You're looking cute today, expert wise, Greek so fat my screen is tilting just from his voice.
Not much good in here.
I mean, what would I think the hell was useless?
Sweeping edge 5 and mending, like.
I'm bugged.
I'm bugged on our mark.
Just eat.
I did it backwards.
Dude, what the fuck?
I'm sorry.
What?
Damn.
I mean, that's awful.
It was literally on accident.
That's all good.
I am just fucking dumb with that, I don't...
One of these towers!
Nice guy, dang it.
Classic backflip.
I was bugged in a chunk though.
You ever like go into a chunk and then your rock just flies infinitely in the air?
Yo, what's all of this?
It's that cheating, I bugged.
It's TSM Gay Ladelaide, I need money for the buzz.
Good one, that's an old meme.
look launcher guys this is something here that I can explain it I'm good
there we go hey you saved me thank you guys it some of this stuff looks very
very rare
Nah.
And a tower.
Guys, what is this place?
It's scary.
Fifty months.
Smile.
Can I get a welcome to the Jungle Now, P.L.S.?
No?
Okay, next time, I guess.
You're angry, right?
Like it works?
Yeah, what is that?
Yeah, I think so. Let me check.
Nice. Alright, cool. It worked. I love when things just fucking work.
I'm back where we did the outro, by you.
yeah I flew from there just get on your mount and try to find a way
let's be real you are never gonna progress in this game
what are we doing right now the mess
what's all that
is it any of this good
is it any of this good
Oh, it's the trigger, what's up with this little bit of death right here?
Wait, does that mean that there's a...
Dragon nearby?
Wait, I got a P right now too.
Twins.
Put on the armor, why?
Rather distance it looks like it's gonna kill me
Guys this this spot here is really cool like it's actually a really nice zone
It's like it's like a radiation tower
I'm trying to get back to the bit. I'm just trying to find a way stone. I'm in hell
should we not go do what the guy said
though the YouTube comment what the
fuck is that yeah that was a that was
greeks YouTube comment to from his
channel table a mr. xqc could you please
tell greek that he's the most handsome
apparently he went to like the place
with the mum means wake up and be happy
they are all alive at the same farm
there it's like a shit ton of iron and
it's easy actually. Like the one that we wrapped before, remember how we were getting one shot?
Just like that, the like a third of the difficulty.
I think these random structures are cool, but why is there just no looting in it, like
There's no point. I'm just gonna have a first fight before what?
I got my obituary when I died.
Really bitch.
I got pissed.
Where's my fucking sword?
Where's my Web of Hats?
It's not there.
on the ground
I'm gonna need some help
my brain's on the alpha
calling all blores
in the mud
Where though
Got it, I just chat oh my bro my fucking stepdad
Does this shit where he like tries to scare me?
He'll like keep by shit and like puts it in the house to scare me like there's like a fucking mannequin head
That like he's put up in the bathroom this time. It was a big-ass
gas alligator figurine in the bathroom. Like this fucking guy.
That sounds diabolical. What?
Gynormous porcelain fucking alligator right in there. Like, holy
it's because we bet money if he can scare me and he's won like
six fucking dollars, man. Well, that's in the sounds diabolical
or whatever.
Fuck me. I said no, you can't scare me. There's no way I
should have never fucking said that.
Jesus Christ.
Guys, this spy is a little benefit and I'm out of these farmants.
Now I want to use the XP and add up enough of what I want.
And the thing is it was alligator and I believed it because I live in Florida like it could have happened
out of my face, out of my face, out of my face, out of my face
fuck, I'll use this
well I should just not use it
No, that's better.
Night time, night time, night time.
Good night.
I don't want better, I don't want better.
Do you hear me?
I am, but you're lagging.
And so is Greek.
I am but you're lagging and so is greek
Greek
Yeah, I liked
Well good you lagged and we're good
Um
You're a bad bulletin, Zanchat.
Orson would never.
We luck there.
Because I'm scared.
I'll put you a quote to fuck.
Yeah, we'll do intro and we're all together.
No, my brother doesn't have enough fun.
oh my god there's a green serpent what is that called this one's called
there's a three-headed it's a hydra we need that we're here we need that we
need it for the hydroids I'm here I'm next to do you remember where we were
I'm blowing up the tower and we did the outro yesterday.
Yep.
Can you go there?
Yeah, give me a minute.
Let me really make sure.
It's a green three-headed snake, right?
I can't get any closer.
I'm sitting like a clap when I get the nudge out.
You need fire to kill him, apparently.
But what if I just pick him up really high in the air and drop him down?
Hold up.
Let me cook.
I'm scared!
I'm scared
Yeah, you cannot oh
My god, we're not killing a fucking thing I
Think I think it's fun should die at this point, right? Oh
Make a water stone, what is that?
Yeah, I'll use Iron Skin, but I think it's a waste.
Yeah, I'm gonna leave the Hydra, bro.
We're not gonna kill this thing, it's impossible.
hit me one time I went down to half HP off of it. It has poison six. That's just not
possible. Does fishie not actually get you anything in this game? Yeah. Like what? If
you look at a fit, go to the fish, like in the search bar and you click you can see
all the loot they have and some of them have good loot. Scared! Why is there more?
Dude, all this was gonna run out dude!
What's a bumblebee?
What the fuck is this loot?
Wait, wait, Salamander, Chad?
Salamander.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I think I'll just go south.
I think this lose is very useful and I play through.
I just know it like this is useful. I can tell
You must go home you must okay
Our bullets good? We're going to need that for real.
You need to put fire enchant on the bow and kill Hydra while on the mount Jesse at XQC.
I
Fire and chains on bow and kill the thing
She bought you up. What is this? Which is that like a refinery of like radioactive material?
I'm gonna fuck out of here. That was very good levels though
But guys I think now we're gonna powerful though like I guess you get shit done like that was very like that was that that was
W got in there did my thing got the fuck out
It's so hard finding waste zones, bro.
Jaws.
There's a point there, it's very low level, it's fun.
It's not that many levels, like two per box, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Alright, let's just get a new, uh, webwinding, get the fuck out of here.
Oh, and then, we're done, we're done, like a night!
Like a night? Yeah, yeah, we gotta go there.
Alright, let's do that.
Yep, as soon as I find a waystone, you're...
oh it's like a small house here I need to get the fuck out
I have a lot of levels but they're kind of useless though I don't know what to use them on
oh
chat
What's all this?
You must go home.
You must.
Okay, I'm going to find my weapons.
I guess there's like a weird castle here.
Do I just re-mute it?
No, I'm not muddied.
I'm just like mining away.
Having a great old time.
Great.
Really, you're mining the hardest stuff in this game?
That's really hard. Yeah
And you doing anything good? No, cuz I just binded base and made a bigger book
Hmm, yeah, I mean it's different. I mean you're doing God's work. I mean we need cobblestone to be fair
Dragon I haven't picked up any cobblestone. Oh shit. I didn't want to
What is that check?
um what
guys what are these structures I'm scared it's got to be a waste on here
Oh
Yes, I got a way stone, yes
So what is that? Okay, yeah, the big ball is that good?
Wait, it's a friendly village wait, this is a friendly village
What the fuck?
Is that why he's still on your jet?
Where though?
in the middle
that's what the
guys this town is insane
What a fucking scammer bitch
Yo, what a fucking scamming cock mother sucker
Okay guys there's so much loose here it's insane it
Yeah, I have a way I have a way so I'm going back where's the way so your chat? Where is it it on the corner on the outside?
Are you sure?
No, okay, where in the toilet?
Have to be really mad at
Bump it. I got you something Greek. I'm here
Yo, what is this place? It's kinda cool, chap. It's cool.
Here you go, bro.
I could steal their shit, but...
Okay, hold on. I-I-I-I-I-I-I'll have it with me.
Pumpkin pie.
Ooh, delicious. I love me some pumpkin pie.
Thank you, Jesse.
No problem.
Can you get me some glass, please?
Thank you.
Yeah.
That'd be more useful, honestly.
What?
Here you go.
You?
Anadol?
Well, you're right.
You're just asking a little too much of me now.
But just a bit.
Just asking one too many things.
Just asking one too many things.
Now you're dead to me, mate.
Got some stares?
Really, bitch?
Um...
How many stares?
how many stairs
i'm just kidding about the stairs i can be that words it's just
just like a player
as a subject
sure like this up or else
that's what
you know
i'll kill you
i'm getting all these levels
your powers simply not strong enough to kill me
I've took millenials to get this power for. You've only been alive one thousand years.
Grabs you by your throat.
Slightly chokes. Slightly enjoys it.
Stop. You're killing me.
They can break for this donor.
We've got the car. Yeah
Yes, they can you should do iron door, but we don't got iron
Because X is just so fucking lazy and he doesn't do anything
He's right. He's holy. He's right
I guarantee X is going to bring loot that we can't wear for the next two months and
he's going to say maximum just wait I got 17 levels from the farm oh yeah wait
Can I help? Wait, did you use it yet?
I don't have a buck.
I don't have a buck.
Okay, what's up guys?
Shut up. Just getting shit done.
Okay. Where am I at?
It's weird. There's like,
bucks and shit in the chat. Is there anything I can do here that's good?
Like-
Even though you tell me not to use my crime on you, I will anyway because that's one of the most grand debt tapes you've ever had.
The barrels...
The barrels...
Should I break them?
I'll make a good depositors.
I don't think we have any other barrels.
There's this trading post to give us all the things we need.
Like, mending and shit like that.
Yoda's is nice, great good job.
Thank you.
Check down here.
Thanks.
I'm starting to make a mine with with entrances oh never mind where yeah yeah so
I'm doing I'm going down and then each mining spot I put that there because we
have a steel door but yeah that's cool I like that man a good job and then
each thank you each one I'm gonna yeah maybe a sign like this is like a this
This is the update. Yeah, yeah, yo, sector B, sector Z, radiation,
monsoons to cool, to cool my butt, bolt 33, speech.
How do I reforge the business with gold, right?
Here we go. I don't have any armor because I lost everything in that last episode.
Check
Max games have a flint and steel I
Have one but with one tech X QC L. Bonner
Do I need a lot of her gold I
Got some I got some I
I can't make an XP but I guess you have to use it do you have any
no no no we have a nice book what we mean what was it a we found out like a
third one no honey we did but didn't we die at that place I guess why you sat
in surprise you're the one that died with it that's not sure yes it is in
in my verdict
well i had it it's full it's full it is really full
let me use it please let me use it
i haven't used xp in so long
oh my god my saviour my juice and my juice this is why you should max out for 17 by the way
they say never meet your heroes but i met you ex-qc and it's the best thing i ever did
have a lot of just present
yes yes
usually or use the exp
yes
why break
the xp
book is
Yo, what are you doing? Stop!
Sorry, sorry.
AHHHHH!
Fucking annoying!
My bad, my bad.
I guess this is fine punishing, but if I let him...
You used all 30?
Yes.
That's a lot of levels.
Dude, like...
No, I only got attacked to 16, just.
Why, why are you complaining about me?
You've used XP since the playthrough started.
I haven't used anything you XP hog.
Like that is the only XP I've had pretty much as whole in Tarsuries.
I'm gonna put it like there, like there's nothing here.
Because you're a fucking loser.
I'm using all the time to get out of here.
I'm gonna pretend that you're good at this game.
I'm gonna put it like there's a fucking, you're a planet size and all that.
Just for you.
I'm gonna pretend that you're not gonna be casted for the new real-life Pinocchio.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Okay, that's what we're doing.
Watch your back.
I'm a real boy.
Watch your back, buddy.
Watch your back.
Papa, I'm a real boy.
Look in half.
Man, watch your back, buddy.
Watch your front.
She's gonna stub your nose.
Okay.
Watch your front, mate.
Ain't anything else, sir.
Watch your front. She's gonna stub your nose. Okay
What's your front mate?
Hey Nelson
No, you got it
Iron katana two-handed
Chattel's not possible, didn't I
You lost the diamond crossbow you spent all our resources on yeah
The chair was in the in the fucking in the void
As I'm stuck in the sheet pet help that has its help I need a bow I need a bow
And I got up
Okay, let's get out there
Wait, what are we doing now?
Guys, like a knight, like a knight.
We are bringing everything we need.
And a bunch of blocks to make shit on the fly.
Can I come, please? Can I come on the adventure?
Yes.
Yeeeeeeeah!
I got this, I got this.
Do you have a weapon?
Ah, no.
I'm not bringing- I'm not bringing much.
RAH! I'm not bringing my shit.
Yeah, just bring um... iron sword.
I have a katana.
We did a lot of blocks. A lot of blocks, a lot of wood.
I got 36 wood.
Okay, I brought us like 8 seconds of wood a day, like 8 seconds of wood a day. What is it?
I mean, you're tro- you're sure that we're joking?
Excuse me, can I be honest with you?
what you're the most one of the most powerful warriors i've ever seen
oh thank you for the alliance
we need food grab a lot of food grab a lot of food i have food
slabs check heard that food grab a bed bed next bandages next good check check chests check
No, not check yet.
Bronze longsword.
Check.
Foundation check.
Yes.
OK.
It's never going to go.
Sward pickaxe.
Excuse me.
No, I'm not gonna put the power plant on the boat because it's a rare book one right and two
What are you down dragon ship? It's it's it's more as you down diamond. It's so bad. It's so bad it
Water bucket
It's not rare it is there
I've got 8 XP, should I be using that?
I'll put it in the book.
Yeah.
Wait, where's my water canteen that I made?
It's there.
You took it.
You fucking...
You're fucking...
You're fucking...
You're fucking...
You're fucking...
You're fucking...
You're fucking...
You're fucking...
You're fucking...
You're fucking...
You gotta purify.
Looting to rickety good, ruzz, no, no.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I
Did
We should put that was on me and then we'd never use it
Like we only use it we'd only bring it out when we know we can use it. You know I mean I
Put it on something that could actually hit something now and how much how much is it gonna cause a change wise the levels in it?
We don't have that I have six levels on me right now. No, we have an enchanter what
levels
i do understand i put a filter on this filter
but it doesn't work
see how much is it
but nothing should get on
wait
is it free?
it's a tome
can we sleep right now?
I bet we need a looting tree item
I'm going to bed in the hammock
that's so lame
I'm putting it to nighttime so I can sleep because my body is broken and it hurts.
That's lame as fuck, Chad, no.
I can't find the water purifier.
Our fortune too is good, I guess.
What the fuck?
Yo, yo.
Oh hell no, you did not just grab my Max Wind book.
I can't put it on.
Hey, I found that.
No you didn't. No you didn't.
Yes.
That's so cap!
No, I never capped my entire life. It's mine.
Yo Aura.
Yo, I found that.
No.
What a capintosh, I've never capped up in your car. You're a cap arena, bro
That is so Kevin, you know, it's
Okay, I didn't find it. Did you believe me? Oh, no
Capintosh like is a Macintosh. Yo, I did put I did put um looting to on something that that could give us a lot of shit
Okay.
Chat?
Not worth the effort.
I have six levels if you need it.
We'll use this one.
Let's get out of here.
Put in the book and let's get out.
We need to get out there.
Give me the book.
I got the XP book.
I'm coming up wrong.
W45.
I'm doing too bad.
Please.
I'm getting hungry I can start to smell food that doesn't exist
Have the book yeah
I could eat I could eat a young human now whoa
All right X here where to control this one. There's that the buck in the looting
And I sound like an alien. We don't need looting. I don't want it check games
I don't know.
I could eat a mammal.
I'm getting hungry.
Is she having just moist?
I have some.
Do you want me to use that med pack yet or no?
Oh, we need this same chain main table.
No, no, because we need some stuff that we don't have yet.
We need Mending.
Do you have anything that has Mending on it?
No, we don't.
Well actually...
Mending maybe.
They have still touched.
My hoe had it!
This enchantment table!
Okay, I'm gonna go into the hammock and then...
24 levels for getting out of the way that shit.
Go ahead and lag.
Just lag out.
Thank you, wait one second.
Quick!
We gotta stop...
We gotta stop lagging.
Okay, one second here.
I mean, so long! I mean, come on, brah!
Because it takes a while to sleep in here.
It worked, it worked, it worked, it worked.
Okay, now go to bed for real.
Why did I...
No, I was trying to...
I was trying to nighttime hammock so I could sleep because my body's broken.
I'm a chicken nugget, brah.
I'm a chicken nugget I can't walk outside okay, everybody. Yeah, DC Monkers behind you Monkers
I saw as Monkers turn around great. What is it talking about? Go cuz when you when you go to bed you heal
You so so
Mary long time you skip up deep up day
I'm good. I'm good. W
You know what?
Do you make sure you have a bed and shit and our bags that are the wall
Let's do the intro now you guys carry this out. I'm not the fucking move to the shit
Yeah, I lost my voice, but let's get it
I'm friend up for a better to I
Have a bed
Yo, what's going on guys?
Yo, what's going on guys, we got another episode of RLcraft coming to you today.
Today, we're going to go search the Desert Dungeon.
This place has a lot of XP and iron.
Will we be able to survive?
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Cut
Okay, why are we hiding like why do people hurt everything like it wasn't gonna be weird what me it was though
So I mean it wasn't because we're in the desert and it's hot
Yeah, it's really good actually really well done. Yeah, and everybody's being in front of me and now I'm gonna go on crying
No, because I'm gonna tell my mom all of you guys
That's that's I have a bad
Don't break a bad Greek, please wait until my mother here. I'm what you said about me. She's going to
Increase this chicken farmer. I guess once we starting any bolts to be tabled. He's so annoying
We should have a million eggs. What is the book launcher? What is that? Yeah, I
Don't think we need that anymore considering we have mounts, but it like
Oh
Where's the grapple that I just got from home
I mean hello, I just get out
Yeah
I'm ready to go found it found it podge. Oh
My god whoa whoa whoa, what is that you oh?
It drags a mob's closer to you so you can get killed faster. Oh
Your blitzcrank it explodes
Huh?
You know after with them with this we should do a terraria series
Holy oh
Free farmer for this
Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing boom boom boom
Hit it in
Bum bum. How do you load it?
test it on greek somebody said
go ahead buster how do I dismount
G go hit me
oh oh oh drag me next me
me behind you
you got to get me there moving left and right oh my god
I kissed you that's hard
go. What's it for? It's a drag
elute.
And I said drag. Oh, wow. Can you
drag XP with it too? Oh, what the
fuck? He went through the walls.
I just told her.
Every every every better go. No
sleep. Don't sleep it because we
at this all we're gonna go to oh
I can't get out of bed so much like this sub button quick. Yo, what other I read the intro though, but okay um, okay
Yo, where was the TP that has it like a nice?
I think I just found it where did you go on it found it found it. I found it
yeah what's it called
we don't have that
but if we think really hard and get some wormhole potions
there's no endopause
there is one way we can get there
why is the temperature indicator gone?
if you remove temperature you're a pussy
uh... we were moved to FDS, we were moved to... just for now, because we're uh...
what the fuck's that?
guys...
wait, I can't go to you
yeah, we don't have that place, and we also don't have an ender proto...
oh, what the fuck?
oh, my god
wait, he picked him up!
wait, my pet just picked him up!
and I could hit him!
What, did you see his chest?
Yeah, that was sick.
Wait, how'd they do that?
Wait, that's my gravestone, hold on.
And then you just break it and you get all your loot, see that?
Wait, that's not a million times the amount.
It's not a million times the amount.
Yeah.
It's a no-progress.
Wait, why did my guy just pick him up like that and just make me hit him?
Because he helped you.
Alright, let's go to bed.
Alright, goodnight.
Come over here good night, and then lags get X is getting some bit rape issues. I think you may like oh, there's a hole in our fucking
Like
It's a mop in our brief
Oh my he's lagging. I hate all of you
I
Cheating shit needs to stop it's ruining my immersion that I don't like any of you
This like this like that how do you just
I was lagging man. I mean a lot of better than it like just Christ man lagging my butthole bitch
Remember when he says this when he needs it to be daytime remember this remember this
I need to find out how to get from here to where I was at, you know what I mean?
Yeah, Ney.
Yay.
Unless you get to beat me, I'm gonna get a potion, one more potion.
We don't have an Ender Pearl.
We do have an admins control there.
And you just said that it's cringe that we log off to go to sleep, but you want a teepee
Hello, hello, cute. Yeah, I never said I was a hypocrite
Yeah
What been on the ground where
Where
And I would even make Atlas. Oh you lost that
Yeah, if I had an Eye of Ender, cause we don't have a single Ender Probe, do we have a group
ball there?
To the left, where?
Okay, how can you all look around to see how I got you?
I had a great time with you on jerk mate last night, now I know why they call you Solid Snake off stream.
My god, there's a red rock bro, a scarlet rock. I don't want that.
Yeah, no ender pearls, we lot you're by yourself bro, I don't know.
What is this? Is that a red rock?
It's another one of those bunkers I think.
So how do I get you guys to me I have to find an ender pearl which means I have
to kill a grue and get a grue claw or it will drop it so I'm gonna go down to
me just find a path hold on I need to find a compass a belly let me cook maybe
I can just kill a grue and then I'll get lucky no no it's fine I'll find a
way to get you to this weapon oh fuck well I'll give a minute I mean this is
the bro this is the it's just endless desert it's endless how do you pick it
up pick people up the yeah I got it at the axe my Px by default guys it's two
back in the end if I made it I might just die here oh shit okay I found it I found
it I found it so it's the rare biome remember the biome that that's uh you're
in the end you get blown up and yeah but I I don't know how to go there I'm
I'm not gonna cap
Like that zombie has my sword. Yeah, he did yes, and you showed me that was all my loot
Bandages
That's what I had
Wait, no, no
That's all I had. I had bandages. Wait, what? I didn't have pandages guys
I'm not the man the metal shit like that. Did you get struck on on?
You get struck by that name
the grave some mod might be bugged bruh i feel like i got half my loot
mine worked
really?
i'm not even in between i hope i don't get struck by that thing
cooked
cooked
Cooked.
Okay, what I mean reflect what it's gonna be trying to get you guys over there
Yeah, I actually suck so bad. I was so set up to go and the gravestone that I broke only had half my loot
Same why don't we just find a new place to get the
So if I go really high in the air and extremely high yet, do I still get the lightning strike it?
I know I lost my shit to Cyclops you really don't have bandages on you. No bitch. Um, is that fire go towards me?
What would you be to do spawn him? Um?
No, I just mean said that the thing is bugged. No, I swear I didn't
That sucks. I'm dead like I'm from dead
What's in the air over there?
It's like a sky village.
Oh my god! Jesse, come to me right now. My gravestone is killing a mob.
Oh, open my stream. One of the two. Look.
Let's see.
We won't go there, is it good?
You see that?
Wait, what the fuck? Yo, X, my gravestone's in the air and it's
killing a mob that is killing a giant yeah but the Cyclops got stuff like in a ball
where it's done once you can put a mark and it's just like that's obvious
like what yes I just I'm there fucking clip it and said it to you but like you
need to see what just happened this weird that's pretty fucked up okay I'm
It's really weird place guys.
Is it a friendly place?
Max swim apparently.
I don't want to live here in the sky, it sucks.
Enterprise!
No way!
now if you get that to me i can teleport to you
miss chest where
which i mean it could kill a dragon
Yeah, well I don't know. That might be a Cyclops thing, because the Cyclops picks you up and eats you.
So I feel like when you die, your grave sound goes right where it kills them.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Well maybe this has the best loot.
This is for shit, okay?
You've been a hot minute since I last watched, but thanks for the amazing content.
Ah, probably, I guess.
Keep up the hard work.
giants have really shit loot by the way
I mean most things have shit loot is just
he's right
welcome to the jungle aware aware aware aware aware aware aware aware aware aware
you kill a mob that's like super powerful and it gives you like a bit of leather and
a
why can't I loot this it's a bug
was a chance to make it a little confusing
that's a nice way to do this is shit is going to do it
we need to go
he's
he's a he's on side quest but we need to go to the tyranosaurus
this is dog ass
your side quest guy uh... do you want to group up with me and jessie and do some
Yeah, I got you. I got you.
Um, hold on. Let me just make sure there's no chest here.
It's settled.
I'm going to give you guys the materials for a way point.
Yeah, and now we can wormhole potion and then you go over there
and we'll both just sit.
Who's we?
Me and you.
How?
Because he's gonna make us.
Because where is the waste cell on it?
And I'm gonna make a potion.
she's a super smart jessio
heavyweight 2 hell no bro
yeah imma try to find out what's going on for you guys
You truly are the rake-eye of Minecraft.
Shut up.
You only have two ender pearls?
Is that a jessler?
Oh...
I can only make...
I can only make one worm.
Flying chicken jessler, what is that?
Is that rare?
Shhh.
I'm getting the fuck out of here. Let's see if I can find a waystone from high up here.
I think I'm close to a village. Hold on. Right here. Bang. Wait. We've been here before.
there's battle towers everywhere wait yo what is this
it's for the do the sacrifices guys what is that
I'm trying really hard to find one.
I don't know if you heard me, but we can only make one wormhole potion, even with your two
ender eyes.
It's only one of us can teleport.
Wait, no way!
You choose.
Yeah.
No, I mean we'll get both.
I'll find a way to get two pearls.
Yeah, you need to get two more pearls.
I could make the boss hit the fun eyes if they forever
I think I'm I think I'm home like I have to go to home. Oh, yeah, we are easy easy
It's too fucking easy
This is close to home because look
No cost!
Holy shit, we just need diamonds, iron, and gold.
I'm home, I'm home.
I'm walking home.
Can you see those enders?
Thank you.
Okay, I can only make one recall potion you're saying sorry
Sorry
We make an address number
Boys
Yeah, it's a compass with a book but in a quail so it's an ink sack a feather in a book make the quelled and put it next to a compass
The inside all yep right here on the ground here
Okay book and quail
Book and quail
To so expensive
we have compasses no we are poor buddy man this chest order that is so fucking
annoying that look yeah I'm gonna hide with you this shit for us so I mean
this is insane how can you have someone just have someone that sits in the
base the whole time it is organized yeah my god yes all right chat he wants
I can get one of my mods to do it. That's trusted.
You want me to? I'm not kidding. I've got some trusted people that I can trust with my
fucking life.
No honey, I'm gay, I'm good on that.
They're slightly racist but it's fine.
Alright.
I can still trust it. That's when you know you can really drop it.
Jesus. I have it. I have it. I can make it.
Can I make it a wormhole potion?
Do you have any iron?
Yes. I'll use a feather.
Then here comes Bang. Bang.
Billy, you want to be the organizer?
Yeah, brother Bill in
Don't
Brother man, Bill brother man, Bill brother man, Bill
It's up at the hill it's brother man
Classic
Okay, um, oh my God, my rock's here. How do I re- oh there's excuses. How do you rename
your rock? I want to name my rock friend.
Uh, he doesn't want that though.
How do you feel about the ASU friend that you want to give you on live after he framework
the baddies at the local mall while he was looks maxing his mewing street tests the
past seven-dimensional self-embodimentary first module. I mean, I could sort the chests but
it's gonna take me a while because I'm kind of slow. Okay, so on the Atlas we're gonna
Mars as a home
can we go please guys
they were waiting on you as always
how
no
well i could
I have the wormhole potion to go to you now.
Okay, I have an idea. I'll do this.
I'm gonna go there and see where to go.
Oh, fucking text, baby.
Okay, you're gonna go north.
You're gonna go north.
West, but north, northwest.
So north, northwest directly.
Let's go to bed. Good night.
Um...
Come here, Greek.
Yeah, um, I just hit it because I liked it.
Greek.
I liked it.
Greek.
I liked it.
Okay, I got this.
40 months.
Great.
I remember 20 months I asked you, welcome me to the jungle and you did not.
So, hey, welcome me to the house.
Hey, welcome me to the house.
Okay, I'm gonna go home and drive you in.
And drive you guys, come on.
Everybody home.
Go now.
Go.
On paper.
Okay, where we going?
North.
Northwest.
Okay, wait.
Don't leave yet.
Don't leave yet.
I'm out of battery.
Oh, and I almost brought my wormhole first.
My rock's out of battery, elbow.
La, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la.
Where's my rock?
I spawned him, but he's not here.
Yeah, he's probably spawning.
That's my rock I spawned him, but he's not here. Yeah, he's nice responding
No, it's not respawning. It's impossible. Look at this. It's a time on its
Where?
Look on the page. Is that it the time on it above it?
Your spirit is that what it's called spirit yet?
You have a spirit just you get this miss this miss and someone out of the top or top or top works boom
Hey, where are you? Yeah, let's go. Let's go now go
No.
Look, there's a big-
There's a red one, and you just hold it at an angle, hold it at an angle.
Be careful though, try to get mine in front of you.
We're done, we're done, we're done.
Yeah.
Don't go next to that great card, GG's.
Yo, you get one tap, it's over.
If you get a hang of it, it's over.
You get one tapped.
One.
Second one.
G.
Second one, G, second one.
Have we got to fuck it one, G now?
Have you seen the new map?
No, I didn't know.
Oh, it's a new map.
one you suck a lot of fuck it one gene have you seen the new mate no I did not
always there a fuck it one gene yeah that was too vulgar that was a word I
have taken out to vulgar what you took out to wait you've all been me I love it
gravity yeah it's bad for me all right for enough yeah you're right you're
right it's a little bit what's it called um sexual yeah too central for me
yeah it shows on my back you know me yeah yeah you notice if you go way
higher you could see more um kind of it not weird kind of uh now what's your
what's your eyes with my shaters if I go up I could see everything what's that
with no shaders keep going what was that
I'll bogey to the left at 10 o'clock.
Do not engage.
Do not engage.
Do not.
I do that.
I must.
I must.
Dragon bones.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Back down.
Back down.
Wait, do we start right here?
Hold on.
Dragon bones.
That's actually huge what level oh my god look at this pet
you can you can get on this pet this pet's got a fucking thing on it quickly grab it now
that's a hypocrite no no you need any legs without you need to get them like
chicken thighs or whatever wait hypocrites are way cooler than this one
Yeah, I know, but this one is useful because we can pick pick it up that that's why we chose it
Oh, yeah, I use that. I just thought I had to go back in the days. It's very nice
What's so different about it?
It's just it's just nicer. It's cooler. Yeah, I was more cheap when you get hit. Oh
My god, which out that's a small bag. We can fuck it up
Yeah, that's a baby. Okay. I over here. It's right here the L. I said
Wait, where's the waystone?
Nice.
That's the waystone.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Right next to you.
Oh, I had this way.
I had this waystone.
Well, I got it.
Boom.
Sure did.
Now go on.
Go on.
Now we go inside of here, and we do the dungeon.
Oh, shit.
I actually grabbed the D.
Yeah, I got it.
Where are you now, X?
Orange, orange, orange, orange.
I'm holding onto your pet.
That's cool.
One.
Yeah, but we don't know where the entrance is.
Just fucking dig a hole, man.
There.
Diggy diggy hole.
I lost my bed.
I don't what's next, master.
I have a bed.
OK, let's block us off so we don't get smoked on it.
Yep.
And now we set up.
We set up camp.
Look at that.
What's the sip of water?
oh shit and i'm only out of nets yeah me too and i died too earlier and i lost
two stacks of bandages for some reason i just deleted it wow yeah we're all out of nets nice
okay so now we go and fight
I
Know sneeze
Chew I didn't sleep it's fine. We wish we'll die. It's fun. We had the waste on anyway
Thank you
That sneeze was like crunchy yeah, that's nice
I don't want to like say this but I think us three are like no key owning right now
just in general.
They never thought we could ever.
Yeah.
Ever.
Ever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Slab. Slab. Good job, good calls. I'm a good, I mean, good response to calls.
You have the XP book? Yep.
We are cooking boys right to your left for me
If you can, I can bring you guys. Let me slap myself.
Thank you.
Alright.
Oh!
Rebirth!
Nice.
Levels here on the ground?
Ow! Oh, iron!
It's what I was telling you.
It's what the guy was saying.
Oh my god, it's so much iron too.
We're gonna have full gear from this.
will get any of the bolt and shit
and the more I want to know about the bolts
no don't get too zesty
wait you should have brought your grappling hook that would have been so good here
but you're right
all good slab they don't see without the slab
let's unflap one
he's trapped doors barely
get ready to block me back in
Yeah
Broke it off me bitch. Yeah, we almost got caught on it. Ah, he instantly one first frame hit me so I can drop
Yeah, the XB is really shit though. I'm gonna be honest with you. I did like a level zero dungeon like what is this?
I don't mind it though. We need this iron and shit. We're so fucking poor and broke
Oh
Ow
No, this is working bro, I'm gonna go in there and grab all the loot.
I just look here and he goes in and just does this shit, why are you...
I grabbed a loo because I want to get ironed.
Watch out!
There's a guy at the brevity!
Guy at the brevity!
Guy at the brevity!
Come down you fuckwad!
I made so many bandages, it just despawned.
I'm done?
Yeah, I did, but the gravestone mod, I get bugged, I don't know what that was.
I'm done, I'm done.
Wait, can I use the medkit?
Sure.
Let's hold right-click on it if you have the levels for it.
Right side, Skellington.
I'll take one of those weapons you got, I need it.
I should probably.
What level do you need for it?
Oh my God!
A super woman there!
Let me get a weapon.
No, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll.
Weapon?
What weapon?
What weapon?
Any of them that you described,
one of the javelins.
I mean, I mean, don't you have your own?
It broke, it already broke.
Bronze I guess isn't strong.
I lost the boomerang. Alright, give me another one.
Nah, nah, I'm down to this shit, I'm down to this shit.
I'm about to go there and start swinging on you.
I see the boss! I see the boss to the left.
Alright, have a weapon. Get it.
Uh, do you see the boss to the left? The huge one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big one.
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. Everybody fight!
As long as the exit is good!
Fight every good boss!
Show me this thing here in front of us.
oh shit oh he's shooting, he's shooting, he's shooting
hit it and the zone is fine
have them
horse armor? true
wait can we, we need to put torches here so they don't spawn
I don't have any
you?
I don't have any torches. You know how to have any you
Is that a group? Is that a group? Is that a group on there somewhere?
You just took my jabbling. Oh my god help! Help!
Oh yeah. Come here.
The boss's on me, the boss's on me, the boss's on me, the boss's on me.
You need meds?
I need a book, I need a book.
No, but I got the book
Well, did you see how fast I was when I said David you I
Should be ball at that up top up maybe
Yeah, well as well
Despite that time so I could probably just just take you to give it a show first
Well, I'm cutting the craziest lines on the stairs Sam fuck
Game, game.
No, that was just, get on!
No!
Fuck you.
That was lagging.
We need more wood.
Got it.
We need more wood.
Let me see here.
Do we have anything?
I'll leave the house behind because we're not using it
Bring the just I mean anymore is we don't need any more is it's full no everybody go now go
I hear a monster
All right, let's get it guys. We need blocks
I've read it's like another goes we're not gonna die. Oh
We can go to bed. No, no, I'm not a man
Get a bed fuck that fuck that. I'm not a busy bed. We go to bed. We are winning
We are ready to get to bed and then like that to me and Jesse can do
Are you getting better right like monster?
I'll get blocked by the dais and then that
There's a monster
There's a monster
Why is there a monster? Where?
Oh, I can just get the chest that are in there, how many?
Whatever, oh well
Wait, this is useless, what did you do? This is useless
my what the fudge we have the waist on by the way Greek we're right here
it's not too bad still I like to be safe you can log out if you want you want to
like both like
like if I have to a few legs I like I want to kill the boss I want to go the
Oh, what the odd, you get all this?
I ain't sold it.
Oh, this is made out of wood?
Ah.
Kind of like the F7 thing.
Easy.
Oh
Oh
Yikes, yo, don't push me mother suck it
Yo
Oh
What?
This was a hole, this was a fucking hole the hell
No!
Greg, you're pissing me the fuck off, ungodly
What are you gonna do about it?
Can we choose it even more to the wannabe?
I'm going to have a pickaxe, so...
Okay.
I'm going to have a pickaxe, so...
I
Because I'm getting shot by Skellington's in this nighttime. Yeah, but yeah, I
Got this
Oh my god, it's thick here.
Well there's work.
You see I wore your merch to school and it is like a bully magnet and kryptonite for
the giant and what do I do?
Did he just kill the wife so mad at her?
KILL HIM!
The loot looks weird eh.
Nice.
Good shit bro.
Good night.
Nice. Good shit, bro. Good night. Good night.
The monsters are nearby.
Let's break it and put it near here.
Good night. Alright, lag X now, quickly.
I can't hold on.
Lag!
Six levels.
I got 7 levels
Six levels. I'm sure you got something to do with you guys
Like a night you sleep on me out with me
Is there any way we could go down into the cave below us and just get my loop real quick after?
Like in your soul stone
X
Hold on. Is it what?
After I died below us. Can we go down there and go get my loot? Oh, yeah, I mean, this is a great summit
Yeah, but it does it's all monsters nearby
Like Skellington's and Creepers just move your bed
So I can have the bed the this guy for me. Oh
oh my rock oh my god what the fuck wait cheese cheese is that my boy
wait it's your pet yo he's actually strong wait how did you get a serpent
yo that's my boy yeah brother you already have a pet
he has two pets now wow you have two fucking pets
you could have gave us one wait I'm getting pulled to the side
oh he's that big he's the aura so Chad what do I feed him
are you Mr. Greedy wins again
dude ex you gotta stop doing that
he won't
ex you fucking big nose greedy
oh my god dude ex stop being greedy
yo watch this already now put on the knife he's got the swag
yo now he's got the swag
that's fucking straight hard
right what should live what you leave it
she's more guys no come on I'll get you I'll get you thank you just kidding fuck
that are you fucking stupid give me a pet okay I'll give you on it give me your
old one at least. Okay. Um,
anyway, uh, you know, oh my God. Okay. Let me go get my loot since you just
got a worm. Okay.
Oh, my God. You're rocking. No, it's, it's not just like that. It's a dark
The scariest are the skeletons and creepers and zombies and it's sad.
So how'd you get done it?
I died immediately. I fell down the hole.
If I can try the rock thing now, I'll try it.
I'm gonna give it a shot.
My god, that's ridiculous.
Yo, yo, yo, he's cooking!
He's cooking them up, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh look, I'm killing an ex-QC, you're ex-QC. Look.
Kill it. Behind you.
What?
Ex-ex here.
Kill it, it's a fucking cockroach.
It doesn't want to be a cockroach.
Good strat, good strat, W.
It's funny, I agree, but it's very funny.
Yes, because you're a fucking cockroach, you stole the two mounts.
Feel in the site charges you eat that
Oh my god, he's so fucking big I can't move I can't
No suffering from success are
Okay, so what else do you want us to farm for you next oh she's a she
Oh, shut the fuck up. No, you should
Yes master certainly master anything you master watch out way water
Dillington
Oh this water hurts. Yeah, it's not water. Yeah, I need lucky and I give you lost
It's not water.
What would you like us to do next, Mr. Master?
I bet. Yes, sir. On my out. No, help, help, help, help, help, help. Get out of here. We
got everything we need. We need from here. Next, next, next, our wing. Wait, no, that's
all the wings. We finished it. Wait, there's, oh no, there's another wing. No, that
the way the boss was at. Oh this wing here. There's another one next to it.
There's the boss wing but then maybe there's rooms and wings?
Yeah you're right.
I can't hit anything because your fucking pet is too fast.
Oh he's cooking!
like fake creepers dude this is busted it it really is I need to use my head my
I
Did anybody have the XG book he's not he's not healthy help him
Can't she
Look help her it's a her yes
I
Rename how do you rename I need I need to have a thing
And be that was some of the sights familiar
No, no, no, no, it's my better. I'm saying I'm useless. I don't have anything
Go break those down break them. I don't have a pickaxe useless. I just got
Right
Still died with two pets with two fucking pets. Oh, just wait me and I just just said that stupid-ass line
He just said fuck you I don't know for this one way so I could I could feed my pet has an entire army of pets
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Kinetic energy helps.
Okay, we need to go down there, because the book's down there.
Yeah, maybe if you have another two pets, you might survive.
So let's get you those.
Wait, the thing we-
I've got my lights just going down here.
Smart.
Supercover!
I think I'm gonna have to get out of here, but I don't think I can get out of here.
Wait, which way is it?
The boss room, I'm in the straight.
Yeah, but who blocked off the boss room, pal, I didn't.
Oh, oh dude, he's a scarlet.
Oh, jeez. Creeper in the foot, basement!
Watch out, don't go down there.
Don't go down there, you're gonna end up dying. You can kill it from here.
I
Guys had to bring that bring your bets closer someone Dan and let's do smart
Did you just break my fucking gravestone no no you broke my gravestone, thanks
Great now I'm break you now I'm breaking it for a great odd you just fucking blamed me so there was mine
You have eight fucking pets. You fucking die and then you blame me
Yo, I cannot believe you. Yeah, I can
No, I can
No, now do the thing where you blame me do that thing
Please tell Greek to pop slam and blame Greek like that's your whole entire fucking personality right now fucking lock it
Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, if you shut me on my dick and balls about that one pet
We will be fine. You're doing you mean two pets
why you added like it's a one pet it is one kind of it's not you have two pets
get the first out winning first second pet first lock in it's fine because when
we win tonight we're gonna win so much there's five is that right just I'm
I'm stuck, I'm actually, okay.
We get it, just it's like, we.
It was seriously, cause, cause I'm gonna,
like, I'm just gonna, if you keep doing it,
I'm just gonna tell my mom
that we're not gonna play anymore.
I just clutched up for us.
Oh, good job.
It's we just clutched up.
It's not always I and me and XQC.
It's us.
I said we, we said that.
Okay, good.
Now.
Okay.
out help it's a fucking thing here on the romana
all right nice we're good guys in these jests I I had it like a thing that has
like it's like a sight it's like a like weird like flint almost this no is it
stacked to it this no it looks like sights it was like my grave yes oh no my
second grand is gone is this the losing friends POV
Jesse it's you yes it's a second like 30 something it's like sights almost I
I don't who took all the xp again me are you fucking serious no I'm done I'm done
I'm done I'm done I'm done dude are you fucking serious you want the xp out of the
mouth no I'm done great what are you doing right now great I haven't leveled
in so fucking great the size of the inventory somebody has them no it looks
like flint almost
It looks like fucking flint.
This.
Yes.
The ciphers as well as the xp and as well as the ciphers must be me xqc.
Why could there be someone here man?
I'm the vibe guy.
You haven't done shit for us.
I'm the vibe guy.
See, the vibe guy never gets any fucking like everybody in a friend group needs the vibe
I'm the Vibe Guy, see the Vibe Guy never gets any fucking like everybody in a friend group needs the Vibe Guy
and he never gets any fucking credit for the hard work he does without me it's just it's just
like the it's like a having a house without a fireplace and he's dead again. Anyways what I was
saying was it's like having a house without a fireplace and I think I'll call that again
So stop coming at me all the time XQC
Doremi
So the food my pit is gone. It's gone entirely just dead
If you do that, I think you fucking lose it
Yeah, oh
Oh guys, I got bad news for you guys
What I can't make it back?
I'll go did you not sleep?
Did you not sleep at the bed like we both told you to?
Yes, I did
Why are you spawning though?
Yeah, it's gone the food for my pain is gone
That's not good.
That was a trumpet.
You're the bookstrain of trumpets right now.
Oh, I have the throwing safe charges.
Dude, dude, come on man, really?
I didn't know what it was this whole time.
I thought it was a bat wing.
wing
sorry
oh there he goes again
no i can't hit it the chat why do you guys troll me like this
he doesn't want to hit it
he doesn't want him
oh there's a guy sucking in here by the way
What element is it?
It's frost chargers.
Oh, we have a lot of those, dude.
Let's go.
My chest.
Burn it, one.
Your pet is so dead.
Oh my god.
I can't even help him because...
Oh, your pet died.
Break these, Greek!
Help!
blame yourself fucking are we going to
your pet kind of stuff
no no it doesn't
well
not like damage wise
but like it gets in the way and I can't attack anything
so that thing is so fucking annoying
Wait
Those mobs are rigged a Jackson. Oh, is that why they're not fucking dying
Yeah, I told you that we all told you that
Oh, man, I'm getting hungry again.
So it's legendary.
Iron pickaxe, who has that?
I do.
No, don't.
Yep.
Oh what the hell is this?
It's probably a secret room.
It's not a secret room, it's a secret bypass.
Nice though, we could use this. Okay.
Do you need to get your loot or we're good?
The mob dropped that?
Where's my loot?
Oh I don't know, maybe in your grave than as?
Yeah, you have a grave over there.
Break this, then.
I don't have it guys. I know the bus is there. Oh
My god, that's the bus
My
I need emergency heals.
Uh, zero heals, bye.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Okay, slide them, slide them, slide them, slide them.
Heard.
I'm gonna break your loot open X but I'm not gonna grab anything why I'm just
getting your pickaxe I'm gonna go break these spawners are annoying I mean I
made it yeah that's all you're looking at and here's actually I'll be slapped yeah I
slapped it oh my god there's a purple one where oh my god
Oh, purple bow.
Where else here?
I see it.
I see it.
I see both.
Where?
Nice.
Alright, let me get in there, yep.
Out, out, out, out, out, out!
Nice.
Alright, let me get in there, yep.
Out, out, out, out, out!
out out out out out
close it
guys guys what are you doing? I mean I don't know what you're doing
I grabbed my loot I'm resetting and then I'm gonna go break those things
mine's going to be again mine's going to be
yep
let's go let's go
Yo, you've blocked me. Help!
Yeah, you can come in. Come on.
Aaaaaaah!
Where's the boss?
Yeah, I'm here. What's up? I'm the boss.
Slabs! Yo, is that another blight in there?
it can have the xp books or condom
what levels is everybody at by the way
eight walk
I
Using it
He's using the XP
Okay, what do you have what your levels just tell me what you're defense what's your defense and attack
16
12. What's your agility? 12. Actually? Yeah. And what's your gathering? Eight.
You deserve it at most. That's what I'm saying. I've been letting y'all get the
actually it's my fault. Alright you know what sorry for even doubting me.
Is that a blight there? Yes it is. We'll do it then after that.
But we're so good, we are so good at this.
Yeah, this is skill.
No, we're clapping it all.
Is this a boss?
Yes.
Look at that, it's random.
I could be charged pussy. That's what you get
Oh my pickaxe
And I notice it we're gonna lose it oh my god. Oh my god. I got it. I got it an imp soul stone
Careful careful careful careful careful careful. What are you doing? They I was trying to break this
Well, it's a blight for this is gonna be so bad. Oh, it's a blight grew. Yeah, that's
GG's yeah, GG's
They're actually GG's I never say GG's but this time GG's
I'll like to spend a second this year.
Let me just keep on looking real quick and I'll have no chest here.
The gravestone model is such a good addition.
Thank you, Jesse.
Yeah, yeah, I mean
Bang done
Okay, okay, then then we
Do what?
Yeah, any more bolts. I'm out of bolts
We don't have any feathers though. I got to get my loot, but we're all getting camped right here
uh let's just break the sites are crippled at what the what let's break it
let's all the purple service is that no it didn't work it didn't work it didn't work
get ready get ready okay we're gonna run and get our shit my my my pet didn't like it
good shit that was good timing i need to go down really quick grow now that
that crew is impossible. We gotta get a loot and leave.
It's not happening. No, we'll kill it. We'll kill it. Use this. Yo yo, wait, my fucking
crossbow is so easy. Okay. It's just he hides and it's really annoying. He's like hiding
in a wall until we come out. Wait until XCC's pet respawns now. True. Oh yeah, and take
aggro. Yeah, true. W. Yes. Yeah, I think about out on paper. Anybody got feathers
at all I'll see in my body but I doubt it all the grills up here
girl do you see dreams new music video no so good it's so good sick it's a
Minecraft music video yes morning when I woke up that's it was a group he was on
the roof of the second encapsulation oh my god I see I'm totally double double cheeked up
holy my pet is just fucking everybody out
We've got our pets.
Fuck, I just died.
Man, the enemy is just fucking clutching shakes.
Yeah, I'm about to clap yours if you keep talking shit.
So...
Now for the blights.
Did you eat today, Axe?
Oh, my food.
Oh yeah, hold on.
Add some rabs over there.
What the fuck is this?
Uh oh, there's a weird thing out spawned out.
Where's the block?
Found the groat!
It's got me.
Grilled chicken Caesar salad with extra chicken.
I'm better, I'm better.
Okay, there's a bad shit spawn.
Gonna have my avocado, they fucked up last night.
Yes sirskiii!
No war. I hate fucking dying.
That was a gruel.
I'm just going to go to the toilet and take a massive gruel.
Where'd you go?
I got it!
There he is.
Huh?
He's right here in front of us.
I'm going to be in front of your contacts.
Did I just hear an anvil sound when I died?
Yeah, it's whatever he gives you, um, um...
I hit him in the head with a coconut.
What?
Okay, that grew is just... I'm sorry, but...
Like, what did it... Who made this mod and thought that would be okay to do?
Seriously, who made this?
It's fucking invisible, dude.
Like this is goddamn awful!
This is fucking...
This is demonic!
What the fuck is fucking...
Hey, we need to go as a team!
We're going together, we fucking smack that hole!
Up on the floor, it's my...
Is that a fence?
Uh-oh, he's fucking...
Yes, whatever you pick up on the ground, we have a lot of...
Fuck me, help, help, help, help!
Help me!
My screen's going all red, I'm dying!
Please, I'm taking damage!
I'm dead.
come in coming now on the bottom here there's a couple copper weapon we all
three where's quick where's Jimmy I'm coming again I died again because we're
not going to get her nobody's just running through fucking walls like it's
just so far over here yeah I'm on the ground
Come.
I'm coming.
Okay, come here.
Wait, where's my loot?
Oh, I pickaxed it. Does that mean it gets rid of it?
Go, over here.
I'm fucking as a fucking bunchie back at B speed.
What the fuck is this beat?
Fucking bunchie needs.
I broke me legies.
Just keep going and smack it.
I got it. It's up here. My first body? Yeah, here.
come
it was a great
come on me now
this is guys so why do we want why do we get a mod if you don't use it like we
get a mod for the organize and you join my shit I fucking bitch I don't get it
Fuck up. No, no, I would explain to me how we get a mod that is designed for us to not fire
Look and you fuck my shit complaining challenge and see how long we last
Yeah, we've already felt
There
I think we finished all the old under note. No, we haven't there's still loads left
You keep doing this you keep half finishing dungeons and it's really pissing me off
people in the YouTube comments were mentioning it last video brother you
fucking took all my shit like a greedy goblin oh my says you or a farm I mean
I'm much as gone I was a guy in the gym I broke my he did break mine earlier
though okay wait what's when they've been Greek again classic all my loot and I
to ask for everything back that's cap you should broke like where's the big
exit like where's the big eggs I had two of them man I actually hit the shit it's
it knows if I gotta me I have one pickaxe you want my one pickaxe no I had to
pickaxes yeah and and two pets in the chest in the chest yeah in the chest
and you have two pink pets you want to pickaxes you want all the XP I love
what why are you going to be a game I say I'm annoying oh yes oh yes I'd be
annoying what ah yes I see that you know your cute little well why is mom so
annoying I mean it is just let me know he's camping my shit that's the one that
keeps camping my shit see yeah everything home okay
make a shield
greedy smelly but hold says the fucking you moron
but hold goblin moron cuck fuckin bitch ass
And he's putting in gravestone obiuterries in the chest.
I don't remember.
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes.
We're just filling the chest with dog shit.
Classic.
Let's go.
Oh.
Don't tell me what to do ever again.
Do you understand me?
Yes.
I made it out with my loot.
Yes!
Your loot.
Your loot.
It is my loot.
Surely.
It is.
I have the XP buck and everything.
Help me go punch that bitch ass!
Fine.
And I growl. Go!
Thank you.
Actually keep talking to me like this and I'll fuck you up.
Alright man, the others are shooting me over again.
You know the rules Jesse. Everything's excuses, loot. Everything's...
Where are my pants and my chests?
Here's Pam guilty. That's me and chest and big X
Yeah, I have me I put him in the I put him in the chest up top where you left
I wonder what I'm doing now is your finish is the encounter
Oh
Got a trumpet
We need to put our beds down here. He's right. He's right. Oh
God
Yeah, it's a bad room.
Uh, well, okay, I'm gonna go out there and the, um...
The, uh, the bedex.
I'm gonna protect you. And I'll protect you. Let's go.
Alright, bye.
Yeah, I'm done, I'm done. Alright, move, move, move!
Go let him in here, please, God!
I
We need to put our beds down there now
Now the scarlet I have to spend it's a scarlet again, I cannot let me
Uh-oh, there's a crew behind you in Invisalun.
No.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Of course.
So you're just going to grab it?
So you're just going to grab 2026 in action.
Really?
That's it.
I'm eating food.
I
Okay
Dude, Grooze are ridiculous.
Grooze are fucking ridiculous.
I did my job! I did my job! I did my job! I did my job!
Wait, you took another pet, so you have three pets now?
What the?
oh my head one shot great we can we're never leaving this by the way there's a
legendary guy right where oh my god guys what are you doing I need to check on
your progress so we get them done in the past three three and a half hours so
yeah we can tell you we're done so we helped you find a new pet we helped you
You have your own bathroom, you two don't use it!
Smoke it, smoke it!
Now we're calling me dumb.
Now we're calling me dumb.
You honestly forgot.
Well that shit up, bro, we need it now.
Is that a winner?
Yeah, that's a little one.
Next time we play Bruce, we'll be gone.
Guys, she has like 12 modifiers.
modifiers what the fuck is that
he's like 12 modifiers
and I just lost all my loot
oh god
How did it just all go to shit all of a sudden?
There's two of them.
Oh wow, great.
There's two.
One wasn't enough.
Shit makes me sick to my fucking spells and mego.
It's because we're not bringing enough torches.
We need to light this whole place up with torches so they don't spawn just random
mobs when they're going back to our loot.
right and we need to bring beds down he's also right
like mobs are just spawning in rooms we've already completed
I
Clear the room really yes go
I need corporation immediately
On my way
I've lost so did that for my pet
Which which one don't break my corpse, please
Okay, this might be your clothes
if you break it and take all the loo
I didn't do fucking shit
see that jessie, on the floor
all my loot, my armor, my everything
it's on the ground in front of you, holy fucking shit
that's great
time at all
I'm weak, I'm weak, I'm weak
you must smoke them, smoke them please
I cannot do anything
Wow, what do you need quick? No, we got this band-aid in one of these sugar there
Oh careful careful careful. Yeah, I'm young there's over for me
they get through this guys we need to block this better let my pet in there
I'm useless I'm weak in every way he's right
um what the fuck is that they need to know I think you need a special thing
to kill it swords not working because you're weak because you're weak I'm
I'm killing him, he's dying
Oh yeah
This is a nightmare man, this is a fucking nightmare
This is war
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my god!
Got him
Good job, hold on
Good job guys
Cover the blue water, there's not a lot of it, but we don't need blocks though
I just want to know what love feels like in just a little bit.
It's alright.
The boys are better, bro.
And food is so nice.
I made it, Akka.
Jesse's been eating this whole time while we've been struggling to survive.
Of course he is.
Of course he is, man.
Oh, shut up.
I'm so sick of you calling me and Jesse fat.
We're not even fat anymore.
We were fat.
I'm actually still technically fat, though.
I'm just less fat.
Hold on.
I need to cook here.
We have a chance, we have a chance here, Slimchance right is the one of the only ones we've seen
that in a while now
and ready for him to pop to the wall
great, all he says is
Let me just grab these, bro.
My dailies is important.
Well, I get them from right here.
Hang on, I got an emote for you actually.
Give me a second. Here it is.
What is that guy back there?
He's looking at us and he cut us aura.
Like, look at that whole scene.
I mean, if you don't get your dailies on clash, you're throwing.
But you didn't know what it's like to be a clash royale.
Come on, I'm putting a...
Can you move a little bit?
Wait, I have a good jump spot to kill him.
Okay, do it then.
This clock, I'd love to kind of change the height of...
There's a weird mob I've never seen that's coming in.
Yeah, it's a gravitational puller.
What the fuck? Great! Come on!
What?
I can't you didn't know what I'm dealing with right now get on a mount and then
you fly past all of them we need you we okay but the place where I is blocked by
how many fans I've died
nice little four now surely gonna cut them right when to go wait my
get full slow now oh my god can't oh it's not a regular skeleton
His name is magic
It's miserable again, so progress and this is this is just the building
Dude what look at his place
What
After we summon
are you fucking serious we get our shit we get the fuck out what we didn't get
anything this this doesn't really have it a lot of blue it's so much the best
loot in the game yes it is how do you know yeah I'm your fucking bitch this
timmy 857 told me in the chat okay I might believe him
gradually believe my viewers unlike you okay well I mean they lie to me
all the time hey well Timmy 857 never lied to me ever
Oh, I got the arctic in the fucking hand.
Yep, you're involved.
So I believe in.
This is the end, this is the end, this is the end, this is the end, this is the end.
We're never gonna go back, we're never gonna go back.
Let's just move on and come back to our base later.
No, no, no can do. I don't give up, I never give up.
Oh, well do that by yourself because I'm gonna forget.
What?
I have a headache from just this place
Yeah, I have a headache but I've actually a mess of it. It's because you had you played with Jinxie
Guys guys we go and get it. We get later. We can get a little bit of sign it most of the spot is on
They're all fighting each other down here. Holy shit
Dragon boss drop a mountain to get out of there. What we're trying to buzz though
In the dungeon
They make a neck and death scroll
Okay, torches, torches, torches, if we had torches we could have just never had
anything spawned in there. We just gone back killed everything. Correct. Put our
beds further down like we're just at this point we've got we've got my IQ of
like an eight-year-old. By we, I mean you.
Wait, have I been muted the entire time?
Yes, you haven't.
Bro, what the fuck?
Muddy, do you ever mean muted? You mean straight?
No, I swear on everything. You've been responding to everything I say.
Okay, now watch what I'm going to do. I'm going to do something that we call being the fucking Chad.
I'm going to do the Chad thing that nobody thinks, whoa, he did that.
Yeah, I fucking did that. Watch this shit.
Do it as a team though. Do the team thing.
It's not always a solo thing.
Ummm...
Where's the paper?
On paper?
Look in the Chernobyl chest.
Thank you.
It doesn't always have to be like, I'm a Chad and I'm this and I'm- it can be weird Chad.
So what the fuck are you doing to help us out then?
I- oh my god, I can't believe I have to keep saying this.
I need a recall potion!
I'm the vibe guy nobody gives nobody's ever credit to the vibe guy. I
Have one and I have my death. I want it. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. I could have one hole by the onto that
Viper's asshole
Yeah, I'm right away grabbed up from the place
We did all of that for 24 iron by the way.
I'm scared of going, I'm scared of going, I'm scared of going.
Give me some iron Jesse so I can make a...
I'm scared.
Please.
Oh good boy.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm Greek.
I have an idea.
wait before you do that but you just put on gear first I can make you a
no no no there's no point no one doing that
do we have any advantages like I need stone I need stone me need stone
any stone wait what about the splat splash potion of strength why I don't
Oh, and lingering potion of regen.
We got Stalin. Here I go, baby.
Alright, good luck.
Wait, where are you going, man?
Do the tours what I need to do.
I gave you strength. Good luck.
Make sure to punch things, you're super strong.
I did it. Plus 6 strength.
Thanks for the content.
keep say names
I'm going I'm going
let me check
zombie on you
not again
it's called Rezora Reformed Desert
Reformed Desert
I'm blind.
Really?
It's fucking suck.
I see the first one, I need to go to him.
I don't get it, you didn't think that was that, did you?
I'm doing my own thing. I don't know what the hell you're doing. I'm just saying I have loot down there in a grave.
He's eating and chilling and eating and he was chilling, right?
Yeah, I was just eating my freaking dinner, dude.
Come on, eat like shit.
I mean, now I know I'm getting fucking absolutely trolled.
No.
Was the Xbox full of loot or not?
it was for the oh no it's just an empty book
oh yeah because great fucking joint and fucking everything
I see that have done it
blame Greek again hole it I mean it wouldn't be a good stream if we didn't
blame me at least twenty thousand times
like it really wouldn't be a good I mean how can you even sleep at night if
you didn't blame me
buddy
like they like like you have a bad night's sleep you like you've been
you've been inhaling all the XP
You've been vacuuming it at all!
Yeah, we're going ahead.
I'm the lowest level here by far.
I have no idea.
My levels are all very rudimentary.
Tell me your levels.
Tell me your levels.
I'll tell you mine first, then tell me yours.
Ready?
From top left to down.
12, 16, 16, 12, 12, 8, 8, 9.
619 1712 1212 8 9 I think that's all I see yeah
yeah oh my blame
what's yours great what's yours great 16 6 everything's level 6 I'm just kidding
like I'm just kidding yeah yeah sure he was I thought you've been it he's been
inhaling all the XP that's insane okay okay it's crazy as soon as somebody
get like as soon as we're equally fair in XP then I'm being greedy like why do
we have to have more than everybody true true said nobody fucking ever like
Fuck off you fuck off mate fucking wanker
You're just a straight fucking wine stain, man
We don't have more blue stains
Can I get an unbent PLS I regret my actions
Take the arts
No. Do not take those hearts. They're the hearts I saved up. I need it.
You take in every heart you've fought.
Yeah, did you have any second row of health bars?
Oh, yes.
I have not even a single extra one. Not even one.
Just so you know.
Yeah, like, you need to not do that.
Yeah, I the fuck is my iron, bro. It's in the oven
Yeah, where is the the blue charges?
Like I can't even throw he has cool no joke 20 hearts. How the fuck are you dying?
I'm trying. Little chest.
You're right. Is that encounter?
And the winner is Mr. Grady.
Where's my pets?
He's bugged man, hold on.
What if they pet an XL to level 4?
Top middle near farm man.
Who the fuck put water in the dungeon?
Oh my god.
What are you doing mate?
Yo, the chat's showing the fuck out of me.
Where's my fucking pecs?
Oh my god, this is a joke.
We got really level 16, everything, Greek, by the way.
No, just a couple of things.
Where is he?
He's attacking us.
One other thing.
I think I'm bugged it.
Magic or something.
I'm bugging the British the one I start
quick you're just playing with the numbers on the tiles bro I don't know it feels comforting
Wait where are the heart crystals?
I-I ate all of them.
You bet.
Did you actually?
Yeah of course I ate all of them yeah.
Oh my god.
I can't with this guy.
I mean you ate all of my speed and put it into fucking dog shit you fucking moron.
Attack his dog shit apparently.
Okay.
Um, I get the rest of the heart containers.
My pet is as 68 HP, level six.
I mean, now it's going to be fucking smoking, everybody.
No place that grief is a cloud.
How'd you level up your pet, by the way?
You give him matching, um,
Okay, yeah, thank you. Alright working on that real quick. I'm gonna give him matching as well
No, there is no fucking specific
More or there's one
I'm gonna go make a base somewhere and hide it
And have my own loot. No, we're not do it. That's a classic. That's a
No, I'm done. I'm done. Goodbye
Thank you for alluding five minutes like after five minutes. Goodbye
Wait, wait, where's my boat at my bow my this my like
How do I level up this eight tracks?
It's here, I found it, I need bolts now, and I'm good to go, I'm going to go kill dragons,
I'm going to go kill dragons, I'm going to go kill dragons, I'm going to do this, I'm
going to do that, we should kill a dragon, how about that buddy, we tried that for a
while.
Okay, then go get bow and arrows and start getting ready, the train leaves the station
in about a few minutes
dick wants fuck all those charges these charges here
I just flew really high to the top of the sky and I found a little stone and on top
of it
was a chest with a book called God
level three
I just discovered God
They're cool man.
Is it just for the blue flame charges that it levels them up?
Yes, it's the one you need.
6000, Smiles link barely ever to drive an eye, here's a grudge.
I'm going to kill the dragon at the near base, come with me and do it.
We are coming with you and doing it, but where the fuck are the heart crystals though?
We're going to get something from the dragon.
Did you actually eat them all?
Yes.
I mean, why wouldn't I?
I mean, is that-
You're so greedy!
The return investment with you is zero.
We invest in you, we get nothing back, nothing!
I'm gonna make an ender chest for me.
You know what, I'm just gonna say it, because you said something very hurtful.
The majority of the time, you're just a fucking cameraman.
So do your fucking job and get my angles straight.
Do you understand me when I'm doing my work?
Get my fucking angles right?
Yo that was the most in my work
in my work
What the fuck are you talking about man?
Make sure to get my angles
straight when you're recording
How do you repair a bolt?
Pissed
I need some xp
me what is our recovery I just fixed the whole game by doing this never again am I
getting my shit stolen and your chest right here wait why why make an ender
chest hey you fucking bitch don't care also did you cheat to do it did you
cheat to do that no it's an eye of ender and ate obsidian but why would you
use an eye of end in an endian we need to have I have in here what are you
done that I have ender why would you use that when we need it because you have
fucking 5,000 levels Greek he's right he's right he's right oh really really
he's right he's wrong he's fucking wrong okay now all I need now is a portion of
strength and I'm about to go smoke that mother sucker oh I threw it at you
already give me a potion of booty cheeks try fight try fight try fight try
I'm flying.
Make a-make a-make a-make a dragon die here at base though.
Are you fucking stupid Jesse?
Why would you do that?
That's okay.
No no no, it's fine.
Jesse just picked me up and dropped me from a high place.
Why, there's two of them.
That's fine.
That's completely fine Jesse, because fuck you.
Ever since I heard how much exp you used, I'm sick.
Yeah, well don't worry, because I'm gonna farm off-stream.
Wait, um, where's your goax?
You said we and you left in one second.
I'm literally at the base of the dragon.
I usually say crazy stuff here, but this time it'd just be a yogoblin excuse, the
elixmo breed.
It would be from the angiel.
The dragon are way stronger in his backpack, way stronger.
Is it the black one?
Yep.
Okay
How you even hitting about
Cosmo
Go hit it. Go ahead in because I have a girl. I will
Can you hide it with a sword while I'm on here. Yeah, go yeah, I'm fucking it up
He's faster than me
Wait, I have a reason
How?
Now do the fall to your death thing
Oh
Wait, we can't get it. We can't get it because yeah, it's like I'm possible. Yeah done now. Yeah
Right, so whose idea was it to kill the dragon?
Let's blame that guy
ha ha ha ha ha ha we are so fucking shit dude like actually just so dog shit we
us together can sneak as I can see you if you sneaker
I think you just saw you dude.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I feel like what we've done in like 20 episodes, somebody could have done in one episode.
Not sure, not sure at all.
Seriously?
I feel like if they just did one dungeon properly, they could have just got all the XP.
Because we just keep quitting before we get dungeons done.
I'm on to the next task, this is some ADHD, like, gaming.
I don't think you're all there by the way.
I saw Grekston's.
Yeah, coming.
Sneak!
In the moon now.
I think we should give the crossbow to somebody who can aim.
Jesse, you wanna use it, Exxon?
He saw you, Exxon.
He saw you.
Oh!
Hey, she was buttock crisp.
First we go to sleep, then we'll get it back.
No, we don't need the Ragegold, I'm sure we'll do a flyby.
Yeah, I'm gonna drop by as well.
One of us flies by and aggro's it across and everybody gets a loot and then we do a vice versa.
Picks liking.
I'm about to get my loot.
Yeah, no, you're not
Why that's crazy did that
Yeah, I need yeah, who gave you out me
Oh, my finest because you're being that see that is what fat people do whoa
They're friendly that's a fat person. Maybe that's a fat person. But that's your team though. That's a team though
I
Think I understand but fat people more abuse. He's right
Any anybody who mod abuses in a video game when they have admin you know, they're fat
It's just out what did you use the mod abuse? Yeah
You guys go
Really?
Yep.
I'm gonna aggro it.
I'm gonna aggro it.
No, no, I'm gonna aggro the cross.
Is he dead?
Like...
Eh?
And?
Dead it.
I can't go. What do you mean go? Go on your mountain get your loot. We're distracting
it. You did not distract it. It's fucking, it's another thing here.
Hey, exes, fuck you!
Boy, you died?
Yes, man!
Oh, Tim.
Yeah, my brook's dead.
Come here.
Ah.
Really?
Oh!
Oh, it's you.
Pick my ass up.
get my shit, get my shit, get my shit, get my shit
I am, I'm trying
Alright get me, get me, get me
Oh yeah, it's your dead body, fuck
Hold on
Pick me up, pick me up
Nope
Okay now you're trying, because now your dragging is off, hold on
Yeah, now you're driving
Yeah, that's right
Okay, whose idea was it to do the dragon?
Greg is muted next go bring up go it's I'm still cool down somehow because you
didn't this is it great okay let me let me ask the question
great great great great you pull it out cool down cool down you fat ass yo whose
idea was it to do dragon tell me whose idea was it it was none of that idea
as yours really can you fucking go in a dragon and pick me up please it's
respawning in 92 seconds
hold A.S. and you don't even mean A.S.
how does strafe A.S. A.S. does not make you drink straight though it's daggle
Yeah, why wouldn't you just WD?
Because you can't look back at it and I like it
Great, can you do the rock the rock thing please
Like I said before it's respawning in 58 seconds
mine is in
thirty-five
what are we doing like what are we doing
can we just finish the dungeon we started
and instead of building stairs
just fucking blocking me and Jesse down
well I'm dead ass I need some chickens
I got him pissed.
Yeah, that's mine and...
Let's go!
Did I got him, bro?
Yes.
You need my cross, though.
Yo, we cooked!
Yo! Yo! Slick! Slick! Slick!
My loot is still there.
you're such a dumbass jesse!
jesse you're such a dumbass jesse!
you're such a dumbass jesse!
I just what are you doing? You're such a dumbass Jesse
Jesse what was that?
Please listen to me mate listen
How's it x don't you dare get great get get get his lose
Get his loot! Get his loot! Get his loot!
Get his loot!
Come on!
I can't because of all the blood.
Great comeback!
Mate, I'm on my last fucking learn.
Do not pick me do not pick me up
No, no, you got me
Yes, or what I don't remember
He's not your fucking minion says you
Okay, listen make listen, please everybody listen to me here right now everybody
Why are we doing a dragon when we can't even do the simplest of dungeons?
he's right please just answer me this listen you have to break it because it's
flying in the fucking air for some reason okay I'm an agro again it you
need to get the loot please don't grab me do not grab me but it wasn't it
Jesse I need to drop me on top of it you know I mean like draw me on top of
the right thing that it's in the air see the left I'm done I'm done and I'm
gonna break I'm gonna break fuck yeah okay quick no I do not give you my
consent I'm a liberal yeah why not yet do not do it pick me up pick me up
hello let's go all my freaks loose I didn't get it but I got the cross
I
Don't you die man, I just just fucking leave me alone
Like I don't understand like just complete the dungeon that we just were
My name's excuse see
Oh
This is a dragon about the boats the boats
No, no, that's out any boats and I bolt
Okay, I'll give you the rest of the loot where and this
On the ground all this loot
Well, thank you for your garbage
Okay, I just need I need bone arrows while bone around
I
Was um, thank you
I get you to give me back up
Okay, the guy said ad backwards
I don't understand that, though.
No, no, my loot, please.
I know I know
Wait, where's that? What are you doing? I'm looking for your lose in the fight in the fight in the fight in the fire
Looking um
Right here right here
Yeah
Okay, ready, how about you drive you go in circles and I'll I shoot it
I
Well, um, yo, baby, what's up?
What actually
I try to do as you did earlier, bro. I don't know I tried you be aligned into a man
Oh, that's huge that's huge
No, oh no, now we're gonna get mobs spawning from the ashes.
Shut up, bitch.
My corpse is like mid-air.
The problem is we're missing out steps.
We're not enchanting our armor.
We're not upgrading our tools, our weapons.
Why enchant a full set of gear when we lose it in 10 seconds?
I just don't like the way you fucking look.
You look like a crow with that big beat of yours.
Shut up.
All right.
That was it.
That was enough of you.
You're done.
You're fired.
Oh, fired.
Actually, by the looks of it, you're all fired.
You weren't sneaking.
You weren't sneaking.
I was.
If anybody's fired, it's you. Look, you're burnt to crisp. Fired.
Good one. Good play on Warden, yet another ball.
Catch guitar.
Appreciate that one, mate.
If anybody's fired...
Spawn your 5-8-6 fire resin.
But, I think I'm going to the impact damage, no?
Yeah, I'm dying insta as well.
I think you got too much impact damage as a kid.
That's why you don't think what we are, because we shouldn't be doing dragon, late game dragons.
If we're going to do a dragon, we need to all have crossbows, all of us, not just you.
Like you've got some sort of hero complex. Like I'll do it, let me excuse the hero.
So find us some iron as we give some more than we activate.
Yeah, I'm so tired of my life. I'm exhausted today. I woke up early. This is my last life.
Yeah, I think we might have played the worst playthrough so far.
It's somehow entertaining. I don't know how.
Can you be EU friendly from now on X? Like, do you even give a fuck about us from Britain?
The board has decided to terminate your contract for the great GGX. If you will just hence
What is bring a go-kui will not pursue a collection during the phase to look it is that he's a tired
Okay, I'm getting in my mouth
Coming he went to bed. Oh, yeah
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!
No! No! No! No! My loot! My loot! My loot! My loot!
I don't get it.
I mean, are you- are you something like brain dead moron fuck?
Me?
I didn't do anything okay take him out take him out no don't kick me you'll
kick me
I think it was a random was it a random no it was great it's a random rock it
wasn't even me but let me step I grabbed the trumpet guy and he has all
your gear I'm gonna drop them in the air I'll bring them back to base
he's on my gear yep yep I dropped him he's gonna be like in front of the farm
and I'm dead some bullshit mob again to the noon time
I was on top of the next one.
Wait.
You got boinked.
That's just a guy fucking headshot one tapped.
Yeah, I got a boink.
Oh my god, you're not going outside.
We get to sleep.
I'm set down with that.
I disconnect him.
Oh my god, why is there so much?
So
My loot dog is if I really sleep in this is energy, you know, yes now
Great great great we beg it we beg it we beg it we beg of you. Yeah, I mean
I'm not kicking you out of punishment, I'm kicking you out of the game.
I think you secretly enjoy it though.
A little bit, yeah.
You get slight like a dopamine hit when you do it, don't you?
I got your gear X
I feel good, I feel powerful
Here's all your gear on the ground
XQC
I feel powerful
Thank you
Everything's dead, we're chillin'
We're chillin'
Thank you. Everything's good, we're chillin.
Okay, so I lost all my loot but it's fine because we got each other.
Yeah, out of that, I think we did good. We only lost like most of our stuff twice.
Yeah, like a full set of iron armor.
I mean we should have just gone to that we should have just finished that one
dungeon that we did.
Is it a level 5?
Can you ride these?
Maybe, probably, yeah.
What's that thing called?
I looked to my right axis just fighting the dragon again. Immediately.
Not a singular bit of hesitation he just went.
One there's my backer.
Let's just call it a day, how about that?
Tired?
Yep.
Like that.
Okay, we go again another day.
Alright, how about we skip the outro so that we make it, we'll make it think like
it's the same episode from the next time we do it, right?
So then, so they don't think we need to progress, you know what I mean?
Yes, and they're gonna think we got like a shit ton done.
Yeah, that's true.
This episode was interrupted by a technical problem with this hurt.
Yeah, that yes.
Exactly.
And do you have a tip about the week for us, Greek though?
Very good, Luke.
Tip of the week, sure.
Tip of the week is you should probably...
Don't run before you can walk.
AKA, we should probably do dungeons before we do dragons.
Anyways, that's tip of the week, guys.
you
you
you
you