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in her fine dictionary, right?
And then the teacher pulls up,
and she's next to me, and I knew she was cheating.
I remember she was next to me, but I knew she was cheating.
And I see the fucking director or whatever, pull up,
and I'm like, holy shit, cinema.
Brother, brother, for the next 10 minutes,
I stopped writing, I stopped doing anything.
I just sat back and watched it as she opened it, Jack.
And the essay was right there, and I'm like, holy shit,
Shit, what are they gonna do?
And they cooked her ass, but dude,
in the end chat it was just a fake scene
because she didn't get reprimanded afterwards.
They let her cheat.
Oh no, yeah, you're right.
You weren't there all school, you're above all.
And they let her get away with it.
They let her get away with it.
And it broke my heart.
And this is why I became the biggest cheater
in the history of cheaters.
Fuck it.
Looks like pure chaos to you.
that's not how prosecutors in the big it was it was a little day at kumar
jewelers in fremont until this happened
but if this security footage looks like pure chaos to you that's not how
prosecutors in the bay area see it
authorities say these types of mob style takeover robberies are meticulously
planned
the worker professional thieves who think they figured out a way to get away
with high stakes crime in a world that's dominated by electronic surveillance
Footage of the June 18th, 2025 robbery shows dozens of people rush into Kumar Jewelers
on Mowry Avenue, wielding backpacks and blunt tools.
In about 70 seconds, the thieves cleaned out an estimated 7...
Okay, several guys at them.
The front gate is a big garage door that slams down and then, through a bunch of vents, some
chemical starts to fill the air.
Boom.
out an estimated 75-80% of the store's inventory with approximately $1.7 million. Outside,
stolen getaway cars were waiting and drove off in different directions, giving each individual
driver a better chance of eluding capture. Fremont police say they caught one of the
cars on its way out. The others got away.
except to the reality is that I could remember this guy could be wrong with
us but there's not a lot of loyalty here because of the how low quality of
a crime is you catch one of them with any evidence they flip and you get flips
flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip
it's like dominoes like this September 22nd 2025 robbery in San Ramon was
similar about 25 people including two gunmen rushed into hellers jewelers
smashing cases and shooting their way out when they discovered the doors had
been locked. The group employed a two-tier escape plan where stolen getaway
cars were driven to predetermined locations.
Yo, why in this single file line guys? Come on, bro. Yo, we practice that in
school, man. When we're in school, when there's a fire or whatever, it's
your single file line. We're stolen getaway cars were driven to predetermined
locations. There, legitimately rented vehicles were waiting to take them to safety.
But prosecutors say one of the getaway drivers couldn't find his secondary car and was forced
to improvise, taking his group to East Oakland while a police drone followed them. Since
then, authorities have identified most of the 30 suspected robbers in-
Holy shit! Yo!
robbers and getaway drivers.
Yo!
Yo!
By tracking down car rentals, reviewing electronic records, and testing DNA, they say.
In the Fremont robbery, four suspects had been arrested and faced federal charges, but prosecutors
identified a possible link between the incidents.
A suspected getaway driver in San Ramon, Tom Donaghan, was also involved in the Fremont
Robbery authorities claim.
Yeah.
I don't know how many of you are yours, Rob Steffler.
Nobody.
Nobody.
Guy Snap.
I would say speed.
Actually, I'm changing the answer to speed.
Because I think he's gonna min-max that IRL section,
virality, everything.
And what speed does is really hard.
Takes a lot of planning and energy.
The Goat Streamer, I think in general, saw a button.
It hits all the points and all the correct way.
Yo, I love chop ever.
Yeah, I don't chop chop it.
But I, yeah, don't watch it.
Don't watch it.
Don't watch it.
I would say speed.
Guys, that was a full day of streaming, OK?
And the thing, episode on my head over here.
My head got fucked up.
Yo, also I thought, yo, I'm going to have a villain look
for the show.
So I'm gonna have this chopped ass haircut.
So I'm like the villain of the show.
He'd actually change the answer to speed.
Because I think he's gonna min-max that
viral section, virality, everything.
And when speed does it really hard,
it takes a lot of planning and energy.
The ghost streamer, I think in general,
still a problem.
It hits all the points,
and all the correct way to do it as well.
The ghost streamer c-
True.
I mean, that is correct, then.
That is actually correct.
Hello, my name is XCC.
What's up, brother?
I'm Sketch, and we are about to answer
the same questions. Yeah, there's the go streamer. The go streamer currently I
snap. I would say speed. The go as well. How much do you go last
stream mate? How much is my last? Yo, don't make this my last stream. I don't
even know. Probably like 5,000 on twitching and be like 20,000 on
kitchen.
Last time I read a book was probably would be seventh grade. You got me. It
was in high school.
I've never read a book all the way to the end.
Even in school, I used to kind of cheat the last questions.
I don't know what to tell you.
What did you read?
The ones about the pigs that take over the farm.
Animal farm?
Animal farm.
I think it was Molière.
It's a French book.
It's a play.
It was pretty good.
I mean, it was pretty decent.
I wouldn't read it twice.
At what age do people become old?
40.
Why?
Because I'm almost 30.
I don't want to break the question,
but I don't think there's any age where you become old.
I think becoming old is mostly how you see the world
and how you portray yourself.
I think people are older 20,
I think some people are younger 40,
and I'm biased because I'm 30, okay?
So don't get mad at me,
but it's just your world perception
that makes you old.
What is the meaning of life?
I think the meaning of life is to just find it,
if that makes sense.
I think finding meaning and kind of chasing it down
is kind of like the way of life, you know?
I think the chase is what makes anything worth it.
When I do something or reach something that I wanted,
or I wanted to get there, and then go to the next thing,
Yeah, this is a new XQ AI.
So I want to be there at this.
When I have very small goals, I think it makes you kind of happy.
To lead others to Christ, trying to spread the gospel through talking about them,
or trying to live in representation.
I don't do the best of it, but that's the end goal.
What is your screen time?
What is my screen time? Do you want me to check right now?
That's part of it.
How much do I spend on my phone
Overall behind the screen would be at least 18 hours of it has to be I'm always on the screen
Seven hours daily average my most recent is um X definitely X
I mean a little bit of news there a little bit of memes I stick connected and I stay top of like internet things
Frosty twitch messages tick tock snapchat and Instagram frosty is how I read chat. It's a chat
Where this thing you've been cancelled for where this thing I've been cancelled for I didn't want to be exactly cancelled
but I have had some stuff.
Yo, we are as big as the Capitol
is meeting the president of the United States, man.
Crazy, crazy.
Yes, yes.
Yo, yo, canceled for meeting the sitting president
of the country.
Like, really?
Like, you and then stuff like that.
But besides that, we picked definitely the Overwatch League
try-hard event, where I posted an emotes that
has a black person when a black person was on the broadcast.
And it may seem like I was just kind of lowering him to just being black.
But there's not much I could have done at that point to kind of fight the backlash.
I just kind of had to bite the bullet.
I haven't really been camped, to be honest.
The last thing in your YouTube watch history.
My last thing in my YouTube watch history is definitely some obscure cop interview video for sure.
Last thing I watched on YouTube was that chapter.
It's a he does murder mystery stuff.
It was about a YouTuber that went crazy.
I watched a lot of things called, the people found out about it was called Top Slop, which is just police videos.
What happened?
To be honest, I completely forgot. I just remember it was pretty insane. The guy was crazy.
Most you spent in 24 hours?
No, I spent like with a card and actually bought a lot of things.
Most I spent in 24 hours, like probably like 170,000.
Oh, good.
Oh, maybe...
Get an ounce of my money.
Definitely a house for myself, like maybe like two meals, like that.
And finally, give us your best outro.
I love DeSoto and like and subscribe and also Mr. Beast.
I just bought a Vespa.
I'll wrap it in these bowls if you want to pay for it.
My best outro.
I do peace out and I'll see you on the next one.
Skrrt.
I go shh.
That's AI.
Guys, they had to test a new AI and I was the model for it at the end.
Yeah, you could use it. There's no doing it crazy. And that's what it came up with there
Like doesn't me like clout chasing or whatever
The goal of this the goal of the again
You're trying to use speed as a vehicle to co-opt his audience to spread your political agenda. Yeah, true. All true
Plane is deploying 5,000 Marines instead of those Middle East and there's this is Tripoli amphibious assault
ship
lizard
Um, they're sort of over the straight of Ormuz
The straight of Ormuz, is that a trading route? Is that a trade route?
What?
Jack?
Okay.
Jack, I didn't play a lot of Age of Empire and so let me, let me do something.
If you have trade routes and if it's disrupted, your shit's fucked.
Yo, I don't know about war and shit like that, but when you have trade routes that are established
and you've put some money on your shit and you have all your walls and shit and somebody
has cavalry in your shit, brother, brother, this makes me want to say words I can't say
stream is making me want to fucking do okay I don't do it of course don't do it but it's
actually what I do you feel me my balls you even have your balls remaining or did a fucking
IED explode them for you dumbass shut the fuck up talking about Islam you are an infinitely
bigger terrorist than any random 15 years out from Iraq eat my balls you even have your
balls remaining or did a fucking IED explode them for you dumbass shut the fuck up talking
What? What the fuck?
You are an infinitely bigger terrorist than any random Muslim ever could be.
Dumbass. Shut your bitch's ass up.
Yo. Yo.
Go enjoy your fucking PTSD asshole. Fuck you.
Imagine having the odd band-
Okay, band. Okay, band.
Yeah, of course, you're not gonna get banned if I don't watch a clip in Disney going out of town or whatever.
So, I'm gonna say it first, I'm gonna say it first. Okay, band.
Boom, done.
Well, I mean, um, Frogan got banned for way less.
I mean, guys, Twitch made it to the US, very strict, and at Twitch gone even, some veteran
asked the question, and they said they would lock in on veteran-related shit, and he's
just shitting on them.
He's just shitting on the DS4, DS4, what reason?
See, you'd fucking be like, yeah, I went to Iraq, I went to Iraq, and it's actually Islam,
that's the biggest danger, you're the danger, idiot.
Check, if you're in the army and they say you're going to Iraq and you say no,
and stay home. Are you not like a viscerter or something?
Yeah, you go to jail, exactly. So, I don't understand it. Like, yes, I'm not going to be by history,
but when you're a soldier, when you're in the army, you're in the army. You have to have benefits
of being in the army. There's some good things for like a school and show like that, being in the
army but sometimes you get deployed and whatever and I'm sure this is part of
the river you can't just oh guys I'm not I'm not a right-wing guy I'm not going
you want me to go to Iraq you want me to be deployed do my job no I'm not gonna do
that yeah come on bro it's with a pain these years as terrorists so that's
fucking brain it's so granted it you're a danger to your family and a danger to
yourself douchebag law that's getting clip Lamar I don't give a fuck dude shut
the fuck up if you go to read the user messages and start to which ones 15 years
um now from Iraq eat my balls you even have your balls remaining or did a
fucking IED explode them for you dumbass shut the fuck up talk
I
Bled what?
Xqcl
Then about Islam you
What the fuck
All the veteran guy, I mean I'm your fucking what I mean it that's
This is not
1994 66 months where because somebody said something you can say whatever you want that
But the guy could have said the worst thing is in the world.
I don't give a shit.
If you answer like this, you're wrong.
Why would you, why would you, should I actually, you're the master of the orchestra as a streamer
and then lawyers of the standards of random ragebators?
Like why would you lawyers of the, and say, oh, oh, well this guy said a bunch of slurs.
Now I'm mad, so I'm going to lower myself to the hate level and I'm going to say a worst
slur.
God, I'm, right guys, right, anybody?
No, you're a fucking idiot. Like who are you? No, you don't do that. Yeah, it's both wrong
But in that case he's more wrong because he should know better. We're an infinitely bigger table to Iraq and you learn that lesson
You realize that that was wrong. You're welcome here. You come back from Iraq and you fucking talk about how whoa
Can you learn that lesson you realize that that was wrong? You're welcome here
You come back from Iraq and you fucking talk about how this was actually awesome, and I fucking hate Islam
Then fuck you you didn't learn anything you're goddamn cattle
You're sending other people like you to be in a similar fucking predicament to yourself
Whatever bitch. I'll start fucking live streaming on YouTube tomorrow suck my dick now you're getting clipped
Okay, well, I mean put it up buddy by who the people that have been literally begging for American sons and daughters
They're going fucking dying Iran for the last two weeks by people who keep going yeah based
No, we got to give more money to Israel
Those people those people who are gonna fucking turn around and then now act as though they give a shit
about veterans
The same people like asmen gold who fucking celebrated when that navy seal
With his with his uniform had his fucking arm broken
Really?
That's what we're doing if twitch can apply this fucking double standard when one veteran is getting their fucking arm
broken by an American congressperson for opposing America waging Israel's wars
when tWitch doesn't fucking ban Asmogol for laughing at that and saying yeah
based and that he deserved it when tWitch literally doesn't say a single damn
thing. What is he doing? I mean I saw the video I mean they were trying to remove it from the
room. Stop talking. We're gonna break your arm. I mean it's just
rewriting history. What? Think about that but then turns around and tries to ban me
for this shit? Fuck this platform, I will never fucking come back here. Y'all are a
bunch of dumb fucking bitches too for being like, oh you're gonna get clipped.
Um, alright.
Dumb motherfucker. Doesn't even realize his own lived experience.
I'm not gonna be smiling, you're not gonna rewrite the context because you want to. Like,
If I break into Congress and I start fucking saying, yo, I don't know, I have the correct
take.
I have a quick, I say, peace and love in the world, man.
And then they remove me from the room and I hold onto the door, like a maniac.
And I, you know, I'm gonna fucking start from talking and then I break and I'm gonna go,
yo, guys.
Yeah, okay, yo.
Oh, you didn't break it.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
I'm trying to find an analogy where I find myself in that room and I'm like, what?
Okay, then I walked in and I walked in.
Cheezer to play on CSGO Tournament.
I DMed Jinx. He was like, dude, because Jinx was like, he says crazy shit.
And I was like, what did Cheezer say that's so bad that everyone else in that group here hasn't said?
And then he sent me the clip of Cheezer dressing up as Hitler.
So, I tried. I don't know if Cheezer did be able to come.
But, I'm going to talk to Jinx, he said he could do it.
I vouched really hard to get Cheezer to play on CSGO Tournament.
Um, I thought what you were saying, you're not saying what Adam said was good.
Um, no, I'm just like, I never said what has been said is I was good today.
It's just, just not saying shit, that's just not true. I mean, I don't, I don't have,
I don't have a fucking dog in sight, you know what I mean?
The draft order in terms of skills, okay? The worst the player, the badder their picks are.
Captain number one, Jamesy, I'll probably get the first pick because I'll be the worst captain.
Captain number two, Kaiweiss, Captain number three, Jason the lean, Captain number four, Squishy,
Captain number five, O'Neal Pixel, Captain number six, Spoigt, Captain number seven, Richie, Captain number eights.
What about five men's though that trap is gonna be at 430 time telling you Sunday's gotta be
we're gonna be ready to serve this movie yes yeah yeah yeah what's what is your role in his
are a check that was a bit was it you that
oh my god spectate me epidemic holy fuck double dick left hand right hand and
then the one free hole bro one free toll one for each oh my god
This is all I want in life. I'm not joking, bro. I'm looking at happiness right now.
Yeah, but there's yet, there's yet the pussy.
This is all I need.
USB-S though.
Oh my God.
He does. Okay, cinema.
Oh my God.
Oh, it's a 5-7. Sorry, it's a 7-7. Cinema. Cinema.
It's a 5-7.
This is one of my least favorite chain that's happening to streaming since I started it.
The paid club is astral turfing.
People have been using that word a lot.
Astral turfing.
Astral turfing.
is a decisive practice of creating a fake grassroots movement,
or others who are in support of our product,
policy of political campaign,
is as guys as it's called, the answer is,
political opinion.
Funded by corporate political groups,
I use bots, big ones, and fake accounts.
I'm a big, big perception on the right now.
Yeah, chat, I feel like,
then in that case, I think most good means
that we have are assortiffed.
But the variation is that most of the means that you have,
You will say that because a lot of people are saying that and bought to put me in it, but nobody actually consumes that shit.
Okay, I mean, like the Azu...
The Azu...
Frat leader meme.
That she is ass-returfed to fucking heavens.
Like, are you good?
That shit was pushed by entities.
And as soon as she was crazy!
And the Olympics, talking about it, like, oh, this is what I'm going to say, to be part of the in-boys,
to be part of the meme squad, or whatever, okay, I guess.
Jake is in my home. I repeat, J-Cal is in my home and has a knife. You bot burger.
49 months already. Holy. Are you going to play the new blackout update XQC?
Yeah
What is that what is that what is that?
Okay, that's interesting very interesting okay what else we got to check and the other
And the news
Chat is that one of those fucking stupid fuck ass hoodie from a tick-tock shop or tick-tock merch fucking
I like it's gotta be like it's gotta be
Oh, there's more to get in from the front of the mirror.
Respect, respect.
What am I doing?
Yo, yo, yo.
Does anyone know that boy?
That is a funny...
That is a funny...
Oh, buddy.
That is funny.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, Tyler.
My dad used to chase you down on H1Z1 in cop cars and one shot you with a shotgun.
Yeah, of course he did, little.
Tell him to get the f**king mic!
Even dad the mic!
I'll get your pops to mic! Let me talk to him for a second!
Get the f*** out of my face!
I can only kill people secondhand!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I've seen you twice!
You said they're doing nothing, loser!
Are ya?
What a f***ing winter afternoon!
Uh, easy.
Yo, Tyler.
My dad used to chase you down on the H1Z1 in all cars and one shot you outgun.
Yeah, of course he did, little f***.
My dad used to chase you down on the H1Z1 in all cars, and one shot you, shot them.
Yeah, of course he did it, little f***.
That is crazy.
He picked out the mic!
He's a little straight sniper!
That's in your pockets, the m-
Inherited beef, that's true.
Two jerseys of ragebeta.
Yo.
That's insane.
My entire life in Korea has been destroyed and I'll have to live with the fact that every conversation I have about chess
true
true chat, you know what?
true
Guys I'm not you guys. Sorry. I'm at this job. You guys it genuinely hold on. I have a sleep all the other chess guys
but
If you can't prove to be cheating you just can't say these cheating it sucks and I do too but
Okay, moving on to the next topic, let's have a look at that.
Now, include the part where the Guru talks about it there,
where some moves cannot be explained and don't really have an extension for.
Well, you understand.
Now show the part where the developments of a certain part of the game
cannot be explained with reason and logic.
Explain that.
The range is not for the camera, could be last guy, you're a champ, unfortunately.
We're also lost to this younger player.
Sending the chess world into chaos.
They were paranoid, thinking he was getting help from somewhere else.
Chet, Chet, this guy would show up in our mother's lobbies with the microphone at the back of the room, okay?
Some blue Yeti at 3,000% gain, and he would say something and you couldn't hear shit.
But he was allowed in the room, it was awful.
But what if you built a butthole fair day cage that would literally make the scanner
not work, and then plop it out.
It makes sense, because it makes sense.
Check, it's a backdoor fairy cage.
I thought about the concept, and I tried it back in 2020.
Yo, it works.
It works.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Waddup!
Go on, go crazy!
I need it to heal!
Well, put it on you! Not on me, I'm gonna fuck you!
It's my dad's heal!
But she crashed out, it's not my problem.
I'm gonna fuck you up, live Israel! Live Israel!
What?
Whoa!
Whoa whoa!
Maybe you threw your fire at me?
Calm down, Klo, calm down.
Calm down, you're gonna fuck us up, or what?
I'm gonna fuck you up!
Calm down.
Your court is on there, so I'm spiking right now.
Chat, chat. Typical EU lobby.
I'm getting the EU lobby, again.
And you have five players, but somehow seven languages spoken.
Nobody, nobody can agree on any sort of central communication method.
And it's pure chaos, and then one mistake happens, and it is complete disarray for the next 30 minutes.
And you're a totalist, San Diego!
What?!
Okay, okay, yo, yo, yo!
Jesus Christ. Okay, that's too far.
It was on a T5 but that was a T2Pax, I found the clip of the logic not making sense in his chess game play link.
Yo, yo, yo!
What's up friends? Are you guys friends?
She said dirty and then worded, like...
Yes.
Can you say I still pushed me today in French?
I still like the animals.
Yes.
I fucked my pousseau aujourd'hui.
Oh, interesting.
I mean it's right other fuck my pussy yeah
I'm not French because of people over here would say
um
What
What that was me that was me
So why is the trap not trapping you?
Same thing? Okay, I didn't know that.
I'll just try again. See what I did?
You know what I do? I'm a good player.
When I see a bad trapper, I put barbed wire on it and shit
so that it at least masks it and there's maybe there's more chance
they work on it, you know what I'm saying?
I don't want to go!
I don't want to go!
Alright, we'll find the game if we open our eyes at the same time you're out.
We're already 3, 2, 1.
X when you will drop new merch I like your designs
Okay
Wait
Okay, I actually sure though
Yo, he pulled your rage and that's insane
Jesus
Oh that was a job man really?
Yo, yo, it's bad game, it's bad game play.
Yo, you need to jump there.
You need to jump and punch it.
Jump and punch, motherfucker.
Or just punch overall.
What is he doing?
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,
Armor percentage armor on chip damage is flat armor on chunk damage is
Percentage you when you punch you do big damage with a slight chip
Removed when you do chip damage most of your shit those would avoid it. How hard is that to understand?
Jump on mouse five
Bubble Mouse 4, Jump Mouse 5?
What if just everything goes black and it never turns black on?
I've never seen anything I've done twice really yeah really no way come on you
seen it in your solar ones no come on man no that's it okay no CNN no variety
you've seen it in a solar one yeah really yeah no way man yeah you're doing
yourself a disservice I may be so I do I'm a little uncomfortable going back and
I must say, now that I do have children, when we flip through or any of my films get brought
up as possible, things for us to watch, my kids go, yeah, let's do that one next week.
So my kids haven't seen 95% of the stuff I've done.
Really?
One day they look back and they go, I ain't Pop wouldn't have that at that.
But they haven't seen Artie and they like to skip that.
I don't know if I believe you, I don't know if I believe you, that I've only seen them
once.
Interstellar once?
Yeah.
No way, man.
You've seen it 20 something times.
I know, but it's just like, I-
Yo, yo, you, bro, dude, you've seen it a bunch of times.
Actually, I didn't explain that,
and you didn't get a big part in it.
Yeah, you know, you know for a fact,
you've seen it a bunch of times,
and you get one in his part that lasts like eight seconds,
like, no, go back, go back, go back, no, that's hard.
No, go back, go back, go back, no, come on, bro.
It's just, I can't believe that, I can't believe that.
You said that?
I'm guessing you actually have seen it four or five times.
He said that.
I don't mean if I did, I really not trying to hide it.
I just am not that comfortable.
I would have the same, but I would have the frames of my house
where the clips that I played would play on loop.
And that's cool shit.
Yo, maybe on the walls, low screens,
and you would just play on loop.
So I would do it.
I'm not that comfortable.
It's such a, it's a workout scene for me seeing movies.
Just like you reminiscing about your over-life career
every few months.
Something in my head goes back to the day and the preparation for the day and all the intricacies that that one scene that you
We saw in 90 seconds took two days, right? That's true, and I'm like
Whoo, yeah, it isn't that big part in the answer, but I thought you did pretty good. Um, I
Thought that the acting is pretty good because
Even if you say oh, no, it's not it's the same as when he's older and it's not him
Like, they did a pretty good job at making him him, him in the future.
They're the same sort of characteristics and non-verbal and overall manumism from young to old.
And that's cool. Like, it's worth watching as well. That's what it is all time.
First, get the move on.
It's four o'clock today. You and me and the barn herbicide resistance 101.
Okay?
Inverbal.
Another table, right?
Dad, can you fix this?
What can't you do to my land?
That's me.
What do you guess?
Is your ghost?
They knocked it off my shelf.
There's nothing to look so.
Don't stand a ghost, dumbass.
Hey.
What's up?
It's called a poultry, guys.
Don't tell her.
Well, it's not very scientific, Murph.
Y'all good day, school.
Hold up.
Parent-teacher conferences.
Parent, not grandparent.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Slow down, Turbo.
Chad, it wasn't a golden.
Now let me explain.
She's single.
What's that supposed to mean?
Repopulating the Earth.
Start pulling your way, young man.
Oh, she's got mine in her own business.
Cool, man.
He's crying.
All right, Murphy, give me a second.
Oh.
Third?
I think you hear him, man.
Got any news?
Shut up!
What are you doing, Murphy?
She didn't do nothing.
Blew the tires off.
Murphy's low.
Shut up!
Grab the spare.
Where is the spare?
Get the patch kit.
How much gets the patch done here?
Yeah, a big video behind my score.
No, it's good to be here to help.
Get in.
Get in, let's go.
What about the flat tire?
No land and cinema.
And Zimmer cinema.
No, we can enjoy the crops because he's the one who planted the crops.
which then he sold at a profit incentive.
Not that sure enough, but he planned the crops
on those fields and sold the crops,
made some money out of it.
I'm sorry.
Dad!
Oh!
Why are you told me to keep driving?
I guess that answer's the only way
if I actually drive off a cliff scenario.
This is a thousand dollars,
this is what I'd be selling.
No, we didn't
Yeah with the finger on that on the pad of course, yo, yo on the track that is crazy
I'm dizzy.
I have one finger landing in here.
Nobody can dince it live with you.
I drop a combine. Can't we just let it go?
I think these were not a dad. Oh, yeah, the mcpals
Like the rest of us
This movie looks good. How's this work you guys come with I've got class. There's too much. That's the same diamond
We're getting up it
She doesn't oh is the extended trailer yo
When the court comes and sends me an email guys, this is the extended cut trailer
Popcorn at a ball game is unnatural
Okay, that's gonna be the ball that's gonna be the little one fifty one cannot get in that's great. What about both though?
Grandpa said
Grandpa said, huh?
Doesn't all it matter how you feel about it
I like what you do
Polish dogs better than we like them
You'll be great at it
Watch out for the stormer
Jack, I didn't get this movie because I watched it and I was like dude I live in Glendale.
This is everyday.
What's wrong with that?
In Glendale you can't even see your neighbor's house with so much smaller gear.
We're gonna get it.
It's not a game.
It's a game.
It's a game.
It's a game.
How'd it go?
It's fine.
It's fine.
What are you doing?
What are you doing in the truck?
What are you doing?
What the hell?
It's our place.
Oh, man.
Hey.
What?
Hey, can I use your truck?
Where you going?
Give me your job.
I'll make sure they bring it back.
Look after my kids, Donald.
Pause. If I had one complex about this, hold on, you're gonna get mad at me, is the clothes
are too new. If there's a lot of dust storms and dust everywhere, you would find that the
linen would be at least coated partially with this fucking bullshit. It is what it is. Even
If you had them in the drawers all the time and it was it was it was a minute we sealed it
What does it matter? You would start some form of way it would be more wrinkled. It would be dirty at least
That's better
I literally did that.
I'm gonna go school.
I'm gonna go school.
I play from the beginning.
Okay.
105 months is the worst takes I've ever heard.
Yeah.
Gee.
Check in, hang on a minute.
They're second in school.
It's Carl, it's a little bit of an EC, so.
Pull me down, but the second's not bad.
You're on my attention, sir.
It's time to get clear of this fraudulent time traveling.
Oh.
I can't help but grow ahead.
I, uh...
I really think this is the one.
Name's Lovis.
Right there.
Murphy still grabbed his car.
She crashed it.
She looked right at it.
There's nine movies to go ahead with.
Look at this.
You're a grandpa.
His name's Jesse.
Yeah, this is not Tim anymore, man.
Okay, see, it's like my grandpa.
Like my grandpa's a kid.
Sorry, it's been a while.
It's not Tim anymore, man. Yeah, yeah.
You got me?
Oh, it's Chessie and all.
So what's the comment saying?
I
Got you the most close person not the notice to my T
Chalice Monty
Let us see much longer don't let it leave
But he was sitting in the movie. He's 30 now. We're the same age being him
Dude
We're the same age really
Thanks for lowering the shipping price for your next video.
Wait, fucking true, yo, doing that on the switch with input delay, holy shit, yo,
On the switch and input delay. Oh my god, I'm gonna crash out thinking about it
I have nothing on you!
Turn around if you change that.
Blah blah blah blah.
I have one more for 100.
Blah blah blah blah blah.
What is it?
Excuse me?
Are you allowed to drink in public?
No.
No?
I'll do it.
I've been drinking and driving all day.
And I was just wondering if it's legal in New York.
Yeah, because you got the non-alcoholic.
the uh...
uh... yeah you want to sit buddy
turn around and put your hand on your back
turn around and put your hand on your back
jesus
uh... where you can lean this step what is that
uh... eight spots left
train
jesse
cheezer
it's funny
brother i have the code sign from xqc and trainwreck
come on
talk about what i'm saying
I have a call sign from Jason Owini, XQC, trainwreckstv, but for some reason, it's somebody in this list.
I'm gonna just say it, I'm snitching. I got word, it's somebody in this list that doesn't want me.
No, I told him like a year and a half ago.
If he just cut the edgy segments, even his audience, if they would not have those segments, they wouldn't have been linked twice.
They wouldn't even know it's gone.
Like the dog shits over the top super mega rage bait super ultra edgy for no fucking reason
It would it would clean up 95% of his image like come on bro. I think he's been doing better as far as I can tell but yeah
Four years in this dungeon save me chat love you excuse the air
and then it breaks the food inside and then it ends up being distressing when it cooks.
when it cooks.
I feel like if you do it and it doesn't break the shit,
it's like fine.
But as it breaks, the ice is making things breakable.
Chat, how do you not understand it?
When you freeze your beef,
you're a beef, right?
And you put the slat in it,
You have to break it down.
It's, it's fucky.
What?
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Yo?
Wait, you defrosted it?
Yeah, but you don't have time though.
Like if you want to make some tacos.
Yo, someone doesn't want to make tacos.
I have some fucking...
I have some beef in the fucking in the in the freezer. I don't got time to defrost it
I put that shit on the fucking pen and I start to stab bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
Until it's because otherwise it'll fucking burn up on one side
Folk
This is dumb. This is dumb post.
50-inch televisions are being roasted and being called iPads on the wall
Then I you know at this point, bro. There's no winning with anybody, bro
I'm being told that I'm in the nosebleeds. I'm watching an iPad strapped to a wall. I mean, I mean
Yo, true. I was like one of my brothers door when he was in college, okay?
And he had a fucking contraption in bed where it was unfold off the fucking wall and put an iPad
Like this next to his face like it was most diabolical shit of all time like did I switch at it was like some arm
They would go
Like inspector gadget with the fucking with the punch like this, but it was an iPad it would go above his head like this like holy shit
I cannot one guy said this multiple multiple people were literally tweeting at me trying to roast like this
Imagine you get a room renovated after a lot of time effort picking out all these things and then as soon as I show it
I'm getting roast like
Yeah, it was off the wall, it would go the other way around, but yeah, like it's kind of genius though
I kind of like that
Yo, yo playing games like that
With like your with eye controls now that you know, I must have it is eye controls are awful
They're they're actually strenuous
If you use your eyes naturally
It's fine when use your eyes to control shit
It actually hurts your eyes like I won't give anybody's about this. I'll you give up with the scientists about this. I tell you this I
Control shit is strenuous for your eyes and it actually hurts your eye muscles
Is that in real
Oh
Chat
Yo, check it. It is that one of those expensive roofs over that looks expensive as fucker. I
Didn't saw those
I'm not getting it I still
oh my god water is that a new is that is that a new quote oh oh oh oh oh
ow what the hell what the hell was that
oh wait that's not like a AI
It's beautiful here. It's coming down. I'm an untrained meteorologist reporting on the
snow. I mean, it's in the streets. Damn!
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
You know, all those creator code maps and shit like that, and people make a lot of money off of them.
if you really think about it um they don't gain oh no they didn't gain because you can
play the game they buy skins i'm done this fuck come on i'm done this fuck that eventually
has to pay people to play the game because they'll buy skins
fuck them
Yo, deserved, I like that!
Ehh!
Ehh!
Yo, Chad, the next server tick is actually a goal.
That's insane.
Yo.
Yo
Jack yeah, if you see click start a button at that point you see
Like you deserve to lose
Now walking with his gal. It's a beautiful day for a walk in Southern, California
Actually, we're in East Los Angeles. Okay. Okay. I'll be following on Jack. You're on the last wasn't Jack does it Jack
Yeah, he's starting to sound like a, like the, like the, the, the soprano guy.
He's not walking with his gal.
It's a beautiful day for a walking Southern California.
Actually, we're in East Los Angeles.
No, I mean, still Southern California.
Yeah.
Stu, this is not as interesting as the, like the vibe, like, like the themes.
Huh?
ourselves hey I got some chickens out I don't fuck it you I guess those chickens
true
very cute
no social media happy 70 months X look at this video
Yo, this is a better feature for a UK rap than Timothy on the XDKid one, I said it.
I heard what that is, I'm not even able to hear it, so what is it, deacons?
That's just me boss.
The Watcher.
Prairie Dog?
Bobba?
Marmot. Marmot, Gopher, Bobber.
Prairie Dog.
All right, let's go.
Yo you fucking suck nigga shut up bitch.
You hit a bottom of the school.
She hit everybody.
She hit everybody.
Yo you fucking suck nigga shut up bitch.
You hit a bottom of the school.
She hit everybody.
She hit everybody.
She hit everybody.
She did.
Yeah.
Let's get one.
Let's get one.
Bro, these motherfuckers are still going to creep up the-
What the hell, no.
Wait, I do that.
Okay, whoa, whoa, that one.
Okay, whoa, whoa.
Chat, when you had a flu not long ago, and then you get a sneeze like that, and it's like
a loaded, it does feel like a dough.
Yo, it feels like a relief.
it feels like a relief yo so that I will know way yo chat you know these are
apex players right these are these are at the top of the food chain
They're cute, but they're also the absolute top.
Anyway, so you don't even know what's lined you when you get Cobb and Abel because you
do it in the dark when you can't see nothing.
You can't see, you can't hear, and it won't touch...
Um, yeah.
Yeah.
Five months ago?
I can't breath.
I'm waiting for the exhale
Wait, dude, what?
Wait, yo
Chat that's when battlebots was still good at I
I think the new rules and limitations make it get a weird contest.
I like when it was more raw.
That tiktok really busted my ears.
You are now exiled into the corner on mute for 30 minutes.
Cop slot, please.
Oh, flopper.
No thanks, man.
It's a floppa. No, it's a Characola. But he's fat though, he's over-fat. I mean, that's
animal abuse, okay. If you over-feed the animals, they'll plant where it becomes a hindrance
It lowers their quality of light I mean, bro. That's kind of abuse lookie. Hi key
Look at the fresh air
Those looking for what was I looking for hey squad reporting for duty. We're going till two towers. Let's go to the jungle
Such old bitch ass up
Hey squad reporting for duty. We're going tilted towers. Let's go
Just a bitch ass up
Yo, yo, is there a new acronym of this?
Yo channel say it don't say it three months. Oh man, juicer
Okay, hey, are you family-friendly by any chance family-friendly like no swearing
Yeah, love fucking kids. Oh, dude, like 500 shit shots that sounded like
Oh Jesus
When was the last time someone was watching us?
Hey squad, we're 40 for duty, we're going to the towers
Let's go
I'll be worthy GG, excuse me
Such old bitch ass up, little nigga
Pressure, pressure, pressure
Don't say it
I'm gonna give this one
I hate these niggas
Yo!
Brother!
Oh, that was fucking good
good no no guys I said trust okay we a are you family friendly
no no guys that was fucking good no no no guys show what it sounds so unnatural
incident
Yo, Chaval is new chat. When I was young there was a new console release or a new game.
Whatever.
You know what I mean?
Um...
Yo.
This guy has a sign saying give him $20 and if they give him the money I'm gonna give
him $100 back.
Let's see who does it.
Bad skit, bad prank.
Well I mean, you know something is up when there's two guys like this though and it's
a printed sign.
Yeah, it's not real enough, it's not, like, you would know that there's a set up going on if you saw that, so everybody would do it, I mean, I would do it, I mean, it's so obvious.
What?
Oh my gosh, it's a deer sign!
It's a deer sign!
This kid had no idea that he was about to get the surprise of his life.
Exactly.
Is it the right color?
Um, no.
But it's okay.
Let's select it.
What's the right color?
Huh?
Red.
Oh, but it's red.
I still like the pink one.
Oh, that is good.
Let's try it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, he's a dirt boy!
Is it fake?
I don't have to say guys, is it fake?
Is it fake?
This girl is super talented.
I mean, if it's not fake, it's cool.
Because they look really rich.
And he looks like he's grateful for a gift.
And that he probably had to wait for or whatever.
That's good learning.
because she did something during this puzzle game almost no one could do.
But the craziest part is this is only her third try, but it looks like she's been practicing for years.
Even the most difficult parts of this puzzle she has down to a science,
and her parents reaction makes it even better.
What is that she did?
I'm not even watching shorts yo, what kind of composition is this this
Oh yeah
I was with a Tesla so what it's so long how long is this fucking right?
Is the AI long?
Wait...
Is the AI long?
The ending looks a bit like AI long.
Is this AI?
It doesn't look weird, but it doesn't look real.
I don't know.
Oh, no!
What? 42 million views?
600 views?
Oh no!
engine and use?
Oh no!
Kids? I thought that was a different subject for kids.
Wait. What?
What? Turning me on views and we don't even know what that is.
Munched reality game notes. Guys, I mean, look at the views on this shit!
Okay, but it is like a money tree, but this is this is the modern day money tree.
Yeah, this this yo yo hold on.
Okay, the one meal line starts here.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6 for Lightning.
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,
28.
Like, 180 shorts, chat, 180 shorts at a million views each, 174 videos at a, how much money
is that? It's a bag and a half.
Bro screw working 40 hours a week and buying some sands tomorrow, TF is this.
I'm not showing you close to something, is there anything cool that I can watch?
Miss Menzi gets into car, in-sync car, actually I'm going to German you're after talking about
nose to the lips.
I don't know if you guys knew.
You guys want to see the road?
Right now I actually got my, this is like a car in Germany and I don't know why.
I mean, do they even have a seat?
They look at how they're seated there.
Like, one of them is lounged sideways.
No way that they have a seat belt.
He's got a blanket and she's sideways as well.
That might just as good like you're crying for me, you know?
Lai Nan, I got the...
It looks like you've been in a crash.
iPhone will trigger emergency SOS if you don't respond.
is that yours no it's not no it's not
often check out this bank it's a
fucking hundred dollar hundred thousand
dollar plus a kid it's not his right
controlling what the fuck is he doing
What are these captchas what the fuck are these captchas wait cat if it's a 14 14 14 14
On a blue on a blue jet the fuck are you what just a guy
I was the guy who ran into you in the hallway at the major
What I could have robbed your steam authenticate I mean nice to meet you
was ever. Oh my God. Oh my God. Wait, I remember you showed me
that a K no or something.
Chad Chad, the true aura move is to scratch them enough to where
they blend from blue into the yellow. And the scratch makes
it melt in. That's all right. That's all right. I don't care
what anybody says about CS. Scratch stickers are cooler than
non-scratched because they actually have an effect that can help the craft.
People talk about crafts, but there's nothing crafty about the craft that they do.
A real craft is a attentive detail and knowing how to scratch will actually make the gun
work.
It's a stuffed gun.
Because this gun is stuffed.
It has a bunch of weird scarring on it.
It has a bunch of broken paint, broken and perfect stickers.
That's lame as fuck.
Either it's for the stickers, but if you scratch them, it looks better.
How would it understand?
Boy, you do it. I have that. All my guns. I have that. I really have that.
Don't scratch those.
I did, though.
There's a blue gem.
Yeah, one more thing.
I'm back.
I'm sorry to say this, but I'm sorry to say this again.
I'm sorry.
I can take it all.
If I speak again.
As soon as I heard about the incident, I was shocked.
There was a plumber in the middle of the river.
As soon as I heard about the incident, I was shocked.
It was a scare?
Yes, it was.
I'll give it to the angel
I don't need to get scared at all
It's a personal matter
Yes, once again
There won't be such a thing again
Our CEO
Why are you even fucking reading?
I can't read the fucking symbols in Moran
What the fuck am I gonna read this shit?
42
42
Excuse me
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
What the f**k is happening?
This woman mentioned his men's past at his baseball experience during the live show.
She might have been joking, but he just didn't pull her hair.
The ghost?
Well, I guess he got another one now.
yo, yo, yo, they let him back on stage, yeah exactly, oh man, yeah
What is this, I don't get it, please explain to me what is this, I don't get it, please explain to me what is this, what is this, how do you understand this?
I
Really man
I'm moving this you're gonna set up a chat. I got my I got two monitors, okay
On the right is my browser I see Gile flexing his pecs I
See OBS I saw the clip that the guards pulled up. I see you guys on my left
I am literally seeing a Fenboy getting double penetrated and blasted with spur
I'm
Goon goon classic every more attacks. No, you have impressed is edate by something yourself in a team every single card
Okay, you're on your own
I
Sucked
Oh my god
Chat I busy I go and it dumb I actually love how they battle this if this
Play as a team is incredibly hard in in this game
It is incredibly hard you have to act to work together if you don't work together you lose that like it's insane
how hard it is because we need to both have an all-in deck or both have a stall deck.
If one has a stall deck and one has an all-in deck, you'll die and around.
Like mobs have too much HP.
I was wondering if...
Look.
Nah, he told me.
Nah.
PayPal?
Nah.
What is he saying no?
Yeah exactly.
Now he told me.
Why?
And then look at this.
Look at this.
He ignores me.
Every single, every single, like what, what, on, oh my god, like bro, what?
That's too far.
Yo, what?
Yo, chat.
What?
WHAAAAAT?
Because every time I go into your chat,
you need to defend mother and daughter who didn't sell their land.
So what does this have to 1.4K likes?
If you can't, stand on the water!
This is the home of Ida Hudlston.
She has been offered 60,000 an acre for her land to make way for this project.
Her home sits on 71 acres.
And what they proposed and carried on with us, it's not a business deal.
Too many clever.
Particularly frustrating for bear.
That's a major player.
Economic development director, hundred construction job.
Yo.
Are these data centers which are related to the offers of RAM prices?
Yeah, these are the AI data centers.
AI companies are investing in the more data centers, the more RAM we need to order our
center offered AI prices.
Is that true?
That makes sense.
I don't know if that makes sense.
Um, wait.
Are these AI?
Which are these AI accounts?
Karma.
Four month age.
Yo.
Yo, that's a clipper.
Wait, that's a clipper, like it goes mostly on kick stuff.
Interesting.
That's crazy.
People are typing my name and then me on,
and then I was in my discord and I went,
I don't have seven TV, what's me on?
And then it turns out that it's a monkey pissing on my head and then I said if me on is a monkey pissing
Then what the fuck is monkey piss and that's just a monkey pissing in a different direction
That's yeah, that's so whatever people were typing monkey piss northern lion me on I
Was there getting pissed on by two monkeys with my tongue out?
So maybe I don't need seven TV man. Maybe I don't need 70
Chad the combo that Chad does in Overwatch is insane, by the way.
I hear some shit, we're like, something opens up and it's me in the middle,
and there's snow going down and some stuff on the sides.
Like, it's like some fucking 12 emote combos in one small square.
Like what, 30 seconds?
Like...
Like this one.
What?
What is that?
You're fucking you you you are taking the piss mate.
is what 30 seconds well war I mean it's classic yeah that's a world war c
I know you get this check if you go if you get into a fortress too fast and you
lower render it's insane because they all spawn next to you I mean you're fucking
You you are taking the piss me that is not real
If the force is loaded and you did you load it and you do enter bang
No, I've seen worse. I think worse. I've seen a lot worse than a lot worse here
Yo, I'm known for my fucking world war cave season. I can't wait for a cigarette
excuse you
I got to win this so we can nuke Israel oh my god I'm gonna try but I have burnt
peanut on that monitor burnt peanut two friggin tough maybe two friggin tough
burnt peanut I got the stream up loud so I don't hear my wife getting blasted by
Rick yo yo I got the stream of lads I don't hear my wife getting blasted by
Rick all right I didn't do role-playing like the the characters
cuz they're on T-Side no what's up with the head
My kids, so they don't see the wrong ones.
That's not tough.
Yo!
That's so stupid.
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah.
That's who was defending your nation, by the way, guys.
We're fighting in a war, I should say.
He has an insane pass through or false?
What is an insane pass though?
Is it bad or?
Um, yeah, so we'll crush all these these days by the way.
GG is gonna burn his bridge just by, just by having one picture.
GG.
GG man.
One player gets a gun.
He chooses whom to take points from.
Man, please let me have a gun.
I don't have the gun, I was really hoping I'd get it.
Is that one of those games where you incorporate it like that?
Probably Smithy.
Maybe Duncan.
That's good, that's gonna be fun.
I made lots of enemies in the last run since I think they're gonna go shoot me.
Very interesting.
I'm a coconut simulator.
Anyway, I think a lot of those are bought these days.
It's in a weird note.
I'm going to play the Xbox notifications sound.
Computer.
Xbox notifications sound in one hour.
What's the second person?
Oh, that is that.
It is the same thing.
Wait.
What?
Throughout a bird is making that noise.
Is that not insane?
Wait.
Dog, this bird is literally make- listen.
It heard that, I guess.
And then-
What was I saying?
That ain't insane.
It just mimicked it, fully.
Shout out to the flock, man.
African gray up.
Oh, listen to it.
No, that is cool shit.
Brow the burp!
You have to make him happy.
You have to make him know how hot he is.
And also a lot of BDCs, they're a lot cooler.
And white boys.
Why?
Because that's just how it is.
This height also makes you feel very inferior, right?
The taller the bed, you know, some of you guys are white boys, you have to like look like this and it would be easy.
And that's also making you feel as inferior as it should.
Yeah?
So, to me, it makes...
That's in a 2v2 event in 2 minutes?
What 2 minutes?
In what? In Rocket League?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You just you can't really teach,
it's an experience we'll teach you, like, come on.
All right, so I tuned it better,
so now the speakers are louder and the sub is the same volume.
What?
Listen to everything, Rattle.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
But I don't get it, it just rattles?
But it is the sense of a fridge, I thought this was going to break the windows and shit.
I thought the bathroom was going to fucking break the whole house.
the best. I'm not gonna do that. Yeah. Oh my. Well, the table. The table. This. Why
do they get chosen?
You were told as a kid that you still believe today. The last one will blow your mind. Number
one, you don't actually have to wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming. There's zero
scientific evidence that you'll get cramps and drown. Number two, cracking your knuckles
doesn't cause arthritis. Doctors have studied this for decades and found absolutely no connection
between the two. Number three, the Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.
This myth is so widespread that even textbooks still teach it, but astronauts have confirmed it's
completely false. Number four, goldfish don't have three second memories. They can actually
remember things for months and can be trained to do tricks. Number five, I can absolutely strike
the same place twice. The Empire State Building gets hit about 100 times per year.
Well that's not the same thing but sure.
You don't need to drink 8 glasses of water a day. Most of your hydration comes from food
and your body tells you when you're thirsty.
Number 7. Shaving doesn't make your hair grow back thicker or darker.
It just feels that way because you're cutting the tapered end of the hair.
Number 8. You don't lose most of your body heat through your head.
You lose heat equally from any uncovered part of your body.
Lies you were told as a kid that you
I still believe today the last one will blow
yeah I think so this is troll no
I think so this is troll no
wait a minute what is that
okay last one
oh I'm over it
anyway um what else a real plan is it a what
yo
Oh, oh, oh, oh, people are waiting for that.
Yeah, yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll get by that game.
Oh, there's a middle of a regular event.
Yeah, we can do that, okay.
E-Reach, we have UFOs flying that are chasing each other in New York City video.
Um...
So, just drones with a shooting camera.
That's a UFO.
I mean, that's clearly an alien coming to invade the country or the plant.
I think it's up and steam.
Wait, it's steam down?
It's Tuesday.
Yo?
Yo.
Yo.
How you doing brother man?
Good, how about you guys?
Good.
Fantastic.
Good.
What a lovely game.
We're doing better than you.
We're doing better than you.
We're doing better than you.
You're here.
My juicer.
Oh yeah, I love when you guys are on this quarter.
It makes my day better.
By the way, you're gonna tell me about the Hutch thing when I asked to play.
The what?
Oh yeah, true.
Hutch was like in his...
Yeah, Hutch.
Who's Hutch?
You know Hutch, right?
Hutch MF?
Yeah, yeah, we'll he like wrote in Greek Chinese like you would up bro and then he just Greek
just saw that he was playing with Bert peanut so he went to chase like bro
where was my invite and he literally and oh, yo, what's going on Greek man?
Yeah, we're just playing a bunch of games today, and it would up rope wait what
Ignore the invite you should say. He said he's like, yeah me and Peter we can play a bunch of games
Yeah, so this could be really fun.
So yeah.
What the fuck?
Yeah, but this is because he was in here chasing, hello?
Yeah, he said hello and I said, because he watched me play the Isle the other day and
now he's playing the Isle.
Oh yeah, because he does servers, you know that right?
He does servers for the Out Community.
I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well those servers, yeah, that's why, yeah, he has a full server.
He's like one of the only people who actually host full servers for streamers and people
of people that are like moderated in shit and it's actually makes the game
fun oh I know that yeah yeah yeah it was a good comment when you actually
connected it yeah you're good continent all the time you too are yo when you're
my mom or you're my stream it's just better thank you and when you're just in
my life it's just better dude ever since that we went back together as a squad
my days are brighter and my flowers are greener you when I when I wake up at
night and I don't see the Sun at night I know I'm gonna send in the day I know
I'm gonna see the Sun at night because you're there and you're the light of
money well I'm on stream and you're in the call
means what to my stream offer and fucking die this is holy shit can't send you
fuck
I don't know what y'all are on about, but I'm just happy to get paid, bro.
So what are we flying over here?
Yo, one of our clips from ViralX. Sorry, Jesse.
Really? One of our clips? One out of 20 streams?
Yep. Show me, show me.
I'll link you. It's actually funny. It's viral for the reason you don't think it's viral, by the way.
Yo, we got one clip over and we're cooking.
Where'd it go?
Like it, like it, like it.
I'm doing it. It's like an educational tip and people...
You got 500k likes, I got you bum.
But yeah, in the middle of those DMs, they're like,
what is that fucking chief cop raccoon?
Like, what the fuck is that?
Oh, I have a worst one I can't show you, but...
You don't need to do something.
Half-boost.
How do you know I'm half-boost?
Because you're signing, because you're half-boost.
I'm not watching your screen, you have it on top of your car, you...
Dude.
Wait, really?
Yes, it's the red dot in the circle in front of your car.
Wait, I had no idea.
Look, yeah, of course you didn't, because you're a noob.
I thought that was actually good shots you don't need boosts
I'm not watching your screen you have it on top of your kite. Yeah, that's a viral
Yeah, it is
There is a viral one though. He's already seen that he's seen that one the one when I when he were
It's on the on the account that account
That guy makes clips to you by the way, Welsh. He's your clip guy.
Hold on. No, there's another one. I recommended it.
Good shot. No, it was a recommended it.
I can link it to you.
This one's doing good.
It took me eight seconds to die and throw it as one like.
It took me ten minutes to come here. I don't understand what you're doing.
it that little bit slower than normal people well I'm like a walrus you
trapped me in a pool and you'll see me like you same boat and now you say
the Michael Phelps I'm like a war it can't be so shit this game is a plus so
I
I was a dead man!
That's my joke!
I'm gonna fuck myself!
What would you say to that?
This game is 18 plus!
He's still my joke, he's still my joke.
He's way better than you.
This is good.
I don't know.
It's okay, it's okay.
How much XP are you farming over there, by the way?
Oh, what am I gonna do, what?
You said what?
Uh, I was here, I'm gonna...
XP, who's farming over there?
Oh, I'm done, like...
Badaddy.
Holy.
I'd just sit back, somehow.
Haha!
Haha!
Way, man. This is good.
How much XP are you farming over there, by the way?
That would work.
You know, I've got 8 million viewers.
That clip that you watched somebody copied it and it's the shitter quality and it went 8 mil views
She's playing dead la- the guy's addicted to it.
Yo!
Alright, bro.
Yo.
Dude, what was that goblin picture?
That wasn't real, was it?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nice.
You're my best friend.
Yeah, you're one of the best-
Even though we shout at each other, I think it's all out of love.
Yeah, nah, it's all- it's all out of-
Don't you dare cause you fat f***ing lord!
You the f***ing-
You the f***ing-
I need it, you f***ing dead f***ing dumb French Canadian b***h!
It's good! It's good! You're the best I believe you!
I can't hit it!
You're a sh**!
Lock the f**k in! That's a bling!
And you never locked it in! F**k in!
Because you fell off hard!
Okay, but if you didn't f**k...
Okay, now you f**k!
Oh, no!
You're moving like a f**king couch!
You f**king big d**k!
F**k you!
Bro, save some air for the rest of us
and support the rest of your f**king nose.
We all want to breathe bro, we all want to breathe.
Ex, you're my best friend.
Ex, I'll be honest, when I play Rocket League with you, I want to fucking strangle you.
I don't know what it is.
Yo, yo, yo, brother, brother, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can't with you.
I just want to fucking strangle you.
Great, you can't hit the ball for shit.
You actually can't fly, you can't defend, you can do shit.
Also, there you are, there's a regular tournament for like, is it 2v2 or 2v3?
It's 2v2.
You and Jesse can do it, I don't mind watching.
I mean, that would be weird.
That would be weird, that would be weird though.
That would be weird though.
It wouldn't because I'm vibing in the core anyways and I streamed for 8 hours already, I'm kind of tired so I don't really care.
This is 2v3.
Yep, check in.
I don't mind if you did it because I know it's only gonna last two games anyways.
But don't. I think it'd be rude if you did it all.
We were all three years later and you didn't get to play a game.
Yeah but, but I've been shooting for eight hours and I don't mind just resting a little bit.
Nah, bro, but we should just play.
Yeah.
Ooh, boring. Do a tournament.
Just do the two's tournament.
It starts in eight hours.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
Hold on, I'm gonna log in in a second. Just give me one sec.
Wait, it does not even up. It starts in eight hours.
Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. Well, that's good.
Let's just play threes in. I'm so down.
Oh. Yeah, for sure. Let me just try to log in. Hold on.
I'm feeling like steam air. It's not letting me log in.
I just hit O like that.
Steam authentication and problem done. Hold on.
Yeah, you see.
Yeah, I'm getting the same you're getting the same thing steam east authentication. Yeah, yeah
So what was it? What was it going to be going on with you? Great.
I just played some Minecraft and I lit for like six hours.
I literally just went around in circles for six hours and did like try to look for a port.
Couldn't find one for a pork.
Port. Oh, wait for eight hours.
Yes. And then people said, Rekai, waiting room, like over and over again.
And then when you went live, they said, all right, we're going by.
Wait, it was so toxic.
Why am I am I am I a Rekai substitute?
Yes, pretty much. I'm just here for it until Rukai gets back.
Chad, if you help me Chad, if I... if I... if I don't get to be watching Rukai, really?
Yes, we would. We would be watching Rukai. He's our favorite streamer.
Do 2-5-5-2. You're reporting for duty.
Yeah, I'm getting this here. I don't know why.
I guess no Rocket League today.
I'm in. Alright, let's go X.
Okay, I have this really really odd glitch.
I'm in the tournament.
Out. I don't want to give up.
Why? I don't want to lose it. I might as well just play it out.
Yeah, play it out.
That's fine. I mean, Jesse can just...
Yeah, you get me a drill this fine.
Nice voice, nice voice, holy.
Okay, you got to get the voice, your voice game like, what's it called, altitude.
Bitch!
Yeah, yeah, you need to jump there.
I'm not even in the game.
Okay.
Your teammate has to jump there for sure.
That's weird.
There's that.
Why you no way?
What are we doing, X?
Get the full out.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Karkal is a poor thing.
No, no, I chose that.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
There's no obstacle in front of me that I cannot achieve because anything is possible
Lock in okay, then I'm playing mix number one then
Give me the song you want to do it
yeah are you sure yeah please if you don't win by the way I mean you are done
you stream ended what the fuck oh I'll be doing it I'll be doing it that was
I don't give a shit. They suck ass.
They're there.
Yeah, yeah, they're over there.
You ready to go home? Go take.
I'll just call my neseratoga though.
Sermagas, I assure.
Wow, VV, I actually believe that one.
I got it.
Oh
No
It's fake being bad by the way
Oh, he's a monkey thing. Yeah. Yeah, he's playing so bad. Yeah, you're right. I just saw that
You're the biggest loser of mankind if you feel that you need to smear the noise of those
approaches.
Success.
Like, why'd they do that?
Yeah, the guy with the bad car is installing.
He's like pretending.
Yeah, he's pretending.
I've been among his three years.
Now he's pretending.
He's playing like a bronze player.
Brother, he jumped into the ball, but then double jump, lifted backwards and landed
his belly on it when it was going forward and like fuck off like
but you don't even see that in bronze
he might as well like do any last seconds of the screen
yeah you just pretend it again
I tried to make that see but I'm not sure so
you probably think you do that x
pretend it to be a squirt
I just have half what's on the ground it might be a double one is set up to
Yeah, I mean come on why would you not get this that what rock a oh, okay, dude. Okay, dude. Okay
really brother really but it's about to be the craziest
yeah here comes when it's like when it's like 145 are gonna go like the most
intense shit you were the guy
what the fuck was that I just watched what just like what did I just watch my
teammates do well I he took my boost I didn't even have a boost and then you
need to come here again you
so okay we're just laying down like this move reveal anyway yeah the endevident
Nice! Nice save! Don't leave, don't leave.
Let me get the boost.
Uh oh.
Ah, boosted 5 for now.
Now you can hit the ball, but you were fucking around earlier.
Yeah, just like that.
and here it is. Like come on bro.
So lame, so lame, so lame. Holy flippery.
Why he's flippery too. He used to do a flippery show.
Holy loser. I'm f***ing ex.
Alright, it's time for all reveal. Here comes. I'm about to reveal in a minute.
here he comes
X
X?
That's, I mean, I didn't think of it.
That's what I thought it meant, right?
Yeah, true, true.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Shoot, that was a pretty good move.
No, do you need one of it?
Yeah man.
What do you want to save?
Oh my god!
What a goal!
But that was the peak supermoto.
Shit, boys.
And get ready.
They have to actually lock in at this point though.
You don't want to lose.
This is all we have.
Everything we're going to get.
Look at them saying, oh no, whoops and all that shit.
Look at him.
I mean, for a while we figured him out, 30 seconds in.
Yeah, and he's touching everything, speed flipping like...
Good! Good! Good! Good!
Get it in! Get it in! Get it in!
Get it in! Get it in!
Get it in!
X, you gotta hit that.
Oh my god!
I said get it out!
Oh my god.
Let's hit it.
Oh, yeah, okay, so we're missing the ball, but they're doing it.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Stand.
Oh, nice.
Oh, did that win?
Did that win?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
GG's.
And they hit the floor fast before he does some crazy shit.
Oh, he's doing crazy shit now.
No, wait!
Yes!
BOOM!
Wait!
Chad, did you see the way I walked over there?
Yo, I jumped and I, I levitated it, like Houdini.
And then I was waiting for the correct jump angle.
BANG!
Fuck him!
Fuck his friends!
Fuck.
It was a hundred percent a squirt, no matter what.
I do not care.
I, I sit down.
But I'm not hungry.
Like, I don't know why I sit down.
That was hard.
He might actually win this tournament.
You guys are looking like a...
No, people are saying he's not flipping.
The guy couldn't hit the ball when it was going forward at one mile an hour.
And then he did a double flip reset.
Like, fuck off.
They asked, why are all your friends bad?
Ah, true.
Why is that?
Why would you read that?
I got one guy.
If you think about it, everybody's one guy.
Eggs, your testosterone is really fucking bursting through the roof today.
Really?
Yeah, I can just tell.
Oh my god, I'm doing it!
Hold on.
What?
There's some haunted history with it.
Do I got your history now?
Hold on. Okay, okay. Now, okay, I reverse my brain for the right side.
Now I need to reverse my brain for the left side, and I can do it.
You can do that, bro. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. Fuck him.
Yeah, I can correct my brain when I need to correct the right side,
but my left is still not working. Move for reasons.
a little wheel move like the chow I'm doing it ready chow chow yeah you ever see cars
I'm always in a new cars where they do like the investigation one with the tow trucker
and I thought it was bad it's not good because the cars end up being not cars enough and
two human men the the older car movies are about cars being cars and some of
a human but still mostly cars but in the next one it's two human life cars
actions cars one it's just the best hey boys lock-in low-key
talk to him I'm lucky no it does not good I smack nice fucking say that
Thanks you brother. Thank you man. Jesus
It's out
Not nice. What's he doing? What was that guy doing? It's for you. It's for you. You sure it's for you
It's you it's all for you
I was looking at it anyway, doesn't matter
Oh, the roof, the roof!
Fuck you, well I'm working on the navies, sorry.
He's always going to hit roof.
All at my save, good job Jesse.
Go Jesse, go.
I guess it's sorry in the chat
I'm here buddy
Good what a shot what a shot see what was a second
Now you happen to run I went to the car right
Oh, what a save. Oh, I'm on the boost for this. You have to go for it. Oh, what a shot.
Is that in? I see nothing. It's touch it. Nice X. No, not the power, not the best on
More power, momentum, speed of violence.
Nice!
Wait, hang on!
Y'all!
Who is this guy?
Oh!
No!
You're just different.
You're just different.
Wait, that was nice.
No, I meant to do that, but at the end, I changed my idea at the end.
That was from the plan, I got...
Nice! Oh, that's him. Nice, that move.
This is a battle if you like, these kids, these kids are getting combed.
Oh my god, Jesse.
Oh my god.
DUDE!
That was a nice sense as well.
It's going in, pal.
Gonna save from X.
Got it nice save. Oh my god. What a save Jesse coming in for the top roof hits it senses it
Waiting for XQC to follow through
Fine XQC hits it passes it to them. No, I didn't
And he senses it for them
Jesse yeah, I tried I just had too much speed. I try man good to both like an hour
Well, I was left side landing up for you, but you went double left side of me and you hit my car and I fell on my top like a child.
Oh, yeah.
Got it. Holy shite. That was crazy.
Oh my god. Oh my god, Jesse. Oh my god, that was almost beautiful, Jesse.
Oh my, that's beautiful. And then Jesse's there almost. Get that, Jesse.
Okay, I bumped it.
Oh beautiful centre for X. I'm now over there, to miss me.
Oh, what a shot, it clears it. Jesse with a clear. Jesse hitting it off the wall, centering
it for X right in front of the goal. Nooo! Sorry man, you did really good at this.
Ok, let's try it. Middle, middle, middle, and it's open goal. Bang!
Wow, yeah, yeah, you rounded it. LWJB, 1v1.
He's going for the shot. He killed me. I imagine.
That's how that's on me.
We got this one.
Got a minute.
I was trying to pin share with them and you hit me with a fart.
Here you go.
You guys are working really well together though.
Nice.
Okay, clear.
So the pool is in Team Jesse's side.
Jesse with a clear.
Dude!
Coming up with a follow through.
Hey there!
I'm bang! Hits him with a chip, just about misses X, it just comes over the aerial!
Oh, and Jesse's right there with the bloopers! Look for it! Look for it!
Aw, that's an unfortunate play right there.
Hits him with the explosion demo.
I'm in for him. Chips over his head. Jesse's playing phenomenal right now.
Senters it for X. Chips over his head.
Jesse's got no boost, he's going back to the boost. Ten seconds left.
They do it
It's over the head and
I mean it came down to just um
Just bad strikes. Okay. I just added added added. I had two openings for goal. I missed well if it's all good
I mean, they want you to try to get in but I missed it. It is
I mean, they were defending me around and they're good. I mean, they were
every single ball that wasn't fast and at the right place they were blocking it
they played good I mean what can I say they're done they mean it's that
entertainment is harder I played well too I do want to get out of the
training that was just a while have you?
wait I want to do more than one game
you ready?
yeah
buddy
I
Want to try the unreal game before what's that you know what
I read it what we have one on rail please dude dude dude dude. No, you're actually toy. I fucking love that game
bro one
One all that we play we actually try it hard. Yes. I was trying not something you were fucking dog shit
I don't play them because it means you're full.
Okay, well then I'll try harder.
Okay, good.
Alright, I'll give it a go then.
Alright.
Yeah, we also want to give it a go.
You could stop screaming for a minute.
Yeah, I kind of like it.
I think it's in the finals though. Where were you at?
I was like I know you didn't win because it's about the ball. It's down over here.
You gotta practice Counter Strike for how much of a win is next thing.
Why do I?
Yeah let's do a game of Counter Strike after this.
Oh no.
One game.
No.
Why?
No.
It just pussy.
Why?
It's literally so fucking fun.
Well, look at that. It's fun.
It is!
Yeah, I thought we could do Unrailed, man.
Unrailed into CS, into RLcraft.
Yeah.
Alright, we're done. Thank you.
No. He said we could do that.
We have stuff.
One game.
Alright, let's do two games. Two games of this and then Unrailed. Come on, bro.
Okay, there's four games of this.
if we if we keep winning we'll never get off
hi i'm doing it i'm doing it when my car is left i do right when it's left when it's right i do left
me uh you i'm gonna have to get right
hey that shit made it pop
he's so mad he's i know he's mad because i went for a slow swing on the
You do
You guys are both left someone middle.
Oh that hit really weird.
I thought that was a pass for them.
He missed.
No, you go.
Bump two, bump two.
Yeah, come on bitch.
Fuck you.
Yo, I'm gonna fucking snap.
I'm about to do some shit, man.
Huh.
Say I save it, shoot your alone.
Me.
It stops.
Nice
Go go
No sense sense sense in break if I'm up you got to stay back
This guy do that one more fucking time see what happens
Nice.
Even X.
Hit it.
Nice X.
Oh man, this fucking bit, I mean,
it was a lot more I can see under the ball.
We tried.
What's going in? Goji?
All right, well that hits. Oh, it's breaking there.
I'm standing over my head when I'm good.
It's me.
Good call. Hit that, hit that.
Very nice, I liked it where you struck that.
Oh, yeah, it's great to be excited to say fuck it. I'm not letting you fucking dip shit. All right. Yo, don't insult me ever again.
Oh, I fucking do I work you understand me?
Hit that now you big news
Hit it in
Yo, yo, yo, yo, fuck!
Dude, you hit that with your fucking knees.
I got you on my chin, I got you on my chin.
I don't want to fucking...
Yo, yo, yo, dick, dick, I'm, you're on 10 fucking nights.
This is your last one, I'm not kidding, I see you're last one for a one-night.
You're not gonna do fucking shit to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Push me then, push me through the limits.
Two happens.
I'm fucking pushing over fucking...
I remember well, it's lucky.
Sorry.
Oh, I'm running.
Alright, I'm back on.
Faded him.
It's even better, it's even better, it's on me.
It's even better than straight. It's sideways now.
Eggs, don't fucking push me!
Ice eggs!
Fucking bitch, man!
No!
Okay, I'm done.
Fucking walrus, what are you doing?
Well, you're jumping up and down out of the water like a fucking zoo animal fucking lock in bitch
Come on girl. Let's go. I hit that on my screen. Yeah. Yeah, what a man
Go G
No
That's so free
Double jump!
Got it.
Nice.
Hit it.
Got a guy.
No!
No!
Neat.
Goal.
It's in our goal.
Nice.
Good job.
Go I went for it. It's all you
You're a piece. You're nice nice a lock-in. It's hi this go
Hit it out boys. I'm the boost of that ladies you go and smack that mother sucker
There's been no time we need to smack that. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Go go go go
Back wall that shit Oh
Oh, I blew one up.
Fuck it, man.
Now, the TG's on the screen.
Get's it nice.
Hold up.
It's somewhat nice.
What a bitch-fucking pussy.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
Who do we blame?
You already know.
Just blame me and call me fat.
I've heard of rules.
I think we all were at fault a little bit, but mainly Greek.
Thank you.
Q out, X.
Yeah!
Dude, you make more money than these guys in Tire Bloodline. Stop arguing with me.
just call him for me
move on with your day
yeah, it's like, I did it, I did it, I did it
yo, we should have invited, we should have invited
we should have invited, we should have invited
we should have invited
we should have invited
there. Okay, X. I mean, he got
a twisty. Thank you. Thank you.
I mean, he's twisty. He goes, you
know, yeah, that was the of the
twist of obstacle. The one that's
yellow on the inside. Oh, oh,
my God, that shit is so fucking
Oh
They settled anymore that shit is so are you out that if you want to get on school I
Like the banana pop with the chocolate at the top
You know those twisters we used to go up there with that I go along with the plastic of white stick
You remember the poor ones the push ones that you push the orange kind of sure. Oh, yeah for sure. Yeah, like the ones but
Oh
The fudge ones and it would get all soggy
Yeah, and it's like cardboard the paper. Yes, it is
Nice x
That's on me bro, these fucking kids were so fun to me
What?
Oh yeah, in the game you mean like, uh, we're just-
Oh, that's no fucking shit in the game!
Okay, you're right, you're right, sorry.
I know I was thinking about it, yeah, I was thinking about other stuff, sorry.
Why is this guy's car, like, fart every time he jumps?
It's actually distracting.
Yeah.
He's got a fire pipe on.
It's weird.
Ego, X-Rite.
Hey, Jesse, I'm gonna need you to be, like,
like, light-hearted right here.
So I'm feeling like, kind of like a heavy,
like, pissed off energy.
You know when I lost all my loot?
I'm feeling that right now.
Locking.
Okay, here we got this, pal.
That's not me.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Thanks for the money, dude!
What the hell are you doing here?
What's my team doing here?
Nice tryin'.
Shut up, what are you doing, kid?
You're not gonna kid it.
You're like fucking 60,000 years old.
You're fucking a child.
You're a fucking fossil!
I've been alive for almost 2,000 years.
You, merely 1,000 years.
My power level is way stronger than yours.
your knowledge level is terrible all right well true i guess i guess
please i just broke their legs come on off the middle off the middle
uh oh get their x g you are stripple
come on g
G. Just how I do.
What G? I'm the triple submitter.
This guy? Oh my fucking god.
I topped it one more time, I hit it. Nice, good.
I hit it over.
I hit it, that works.
I am. Yeah, yeah, give me the bottom, give me the bottom.
Oh shut up.
gift for them. Hit that! Stop looking at the ball and hit the fucking ball! You're looking
at the ball! He's farting! I get along.
Not together Jesse, do you understand me?
Well, worry, what is this, a fucking tech defense? What are you doing going on?
I don't like the way he talked to him. Like, just fucking treat him with some respect,
thank you. Yeah, yeah, true.
Hit that, hit that, hit that! Come on, pussy!
It's going in, it is. Here you go.
xx you baby shaka like a
the zhanga was on the we are the winners we are the greatest
everybody in the chat right now put a one in the chat if we're the greatest
rocket really pairs in the world boom shaka like a
you know great you brought you just
you brought you in the hell that's fucking trank it
hell your bullsack in my mouth
Yeah, I don't fuck with you.
No, I can't put you on speaker.
What do you want to do, so long?
I'm just trying to catch this, uh...
Bro, how do you put someone on speaker?
And if I'm fixed on you, then...
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Nah, but for real, I'm just trying to catch it.
Wait, sorry, I'm just trying to...
Thanks, good job.
Get her out, get her out.
Yeah, I'm just trying to catch this, though.
Yeah, you hear what's up?
Yeah, I do.
I hear you.
What's up?
Yeah, you hear me.
I'm on my main.
Bloody.
Oh yeah, it'll be done in this one as well.
I'm sorry.
Shoot, I was getting bumped.
Bro, you kept passing it.
It'll be done now.
I mean, I don't know, like, the people say it's slow today.
You're in your pocket?
I didn't know what to tell you, bro.
Like, I was just like, you know, wait.
OK.
That's my fault.
I don't know.
Tonight?
No, it's OK.
All right, I got you.
I
Have you sick in above you all night
Shut up to do big nose
Beak boy, I'm going up here with that. Well, I I didn't have my headphones on I can hear your voice
You're the goat
It X
come on, go ahead, I bump too
it's going in
hit it, X, nice
doing like a diversion hit, you know
I just farted anything that's not on me
yeah, he just keeps farting and it's weird
he's got the XCC creator code skin
strange doesn't slam or anything oh my god actually you hear that now
oh i hit a weird yeah these balls are always great it's right over them
off the top off the top brother one slightly slightly yeah great great great great the ball
is stuck in the wall just drive into it you fucking bitch yeah for some don't fucking talk
like that fuck you the fat defense holy war save bags you need to save that no
he's a black ends on it you must resist you must you must get the queue if we
lose my life by the way I don't want to perish I want to perish I think I
I hate
Okay, get back X
Oh
Okay, who missed that foot yeah, who missed it first
And then who missed it second I didn't miss it. I touched the ball
Okay, one more
Well, you know, you know, you're great, great, great, and it's gonna be, it's gonna be, yeah, he's right, but I don't know what you're gonna do.
Okay, the way you hit the ball for them is exactly what you need to do for us.
Okay, he's right.
Okay, dude, why are you making me feel like I'm a fucking burden to the team?
No, no, if you're doing great just for the wrong team, they're just doing exactly that.
And if we win, and if you win, what are you gonna say?
Also, Greek is the best. I love Greek and I best find it. And he's the greatest
one I've ever met in my life.
Okay, I'll lock in. That's all I need to hear. Let's go.
His name is Blue Smurfs.
That's good, Greek.
I have no boost.
Yo!
Oh my god.
Okay, wait, that was a practice away. That was a public as well.
Yeah, that was poppy.
Yo, Timmy Timmy 552, thanks for the follow.
Oh, I'm blousy.
That's a classic. That's such a classic.
Thank you, followers of the big 2026.
What are we, broke?
What's a brokey-boot like me?
That's how I almost did it.
I almost.
almost what behind us I tell you we're playing soul in your life okay so I'm
just like peeking and then we fix the double so I try hitting it like no oh my god I'm gonna kill
the guy got it got it got it good nice that's you guys and it's free to anyone
So you just peeked, X!
That was a nice shot too!
Yeah, it was a good peek, still set up.
I'm gonna hit it, I'm gonna hit over them.
I lost everywhere.
Oh, I got it.
I'm safe.
Ah, okay, X, I'll just give you this up.
X.
Fine, it doesn't matter.
You know what you did wrong, you just got to front bar it.
It's easy.
We got this.
I'm not sure I thought someone was trying to hit me.
Let me see what I was doing there.
Oh yeah, that was you.
Me, G right, X left.
You got it? Here? Here? Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were that close because Freak's up here.
I won't camp with you.
I think I'm gonna have a lot of money working there. I mean I'm doing what you want to ask
them.
I got scared.
That's me, that's me, that's me.
Are you fucking stupid, Axe? You bumped me and not the ball.
One more time or something like this and I'll make you fucking disappear, bitch-ass.
Oh, please. Yeah, it's fine. I mean, in the game, I mean, by-
What the fuck is wrong with you?
By-by-by-by-bombing your car!
What the fuck- No, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Now I'm fretting for my life.
Please don't- Please don't give me this fucking word.
I say this.
Please, say it.
I- No, if you keep talking to me like that, I will tell my mummy.
And once my mummy knows, you are fucking done for, buddy.
It's good gripping at you!
They call her Mummy the Destroyer.
The Destroyer of planets.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, the whole planet?
Oh, that fucking bitch.
Get out. Nice, Stuart.
And I'm literally up there, like...
Oh, has me...
Nice shot!
I helped.
I helped.
Watch me.
I'm like I'm like a saucer I spin sideways it and then a big lady
Okay, why is people calling me useless in the job like
That's me I'm out the counselor
Hit that
It's Jesse. It's a hit the top first. Oh
Really double tap that bitch
nice Jesse
look at me in the shrugging oh yeah great maybe I was just gonna go on
I'm nice with this couple of guys you know okay okay okay I'm gonna let you
know your hair's awful and your nose is huge and your skin is of the skeleton
really sorry about today yeah that's the bricks house
me going in I'm rotating out for boost oh yeah yeah yeah go go go great go great
yes yes yes yes yes yeah it's all you know he was one to get the faster
Yeah, point is awesome.
Fudge him!
Um...
I mean, we just win this game anyway. It's fifty-four seconds. What are they gonna do?
Um...
Great!
What?
I missed...
Man, I can't win, right?
Great, you can't give them the ball like that!
Shut the fuck up!
You're doing it again, man!
Okay, great, I want you to do something.
And if you be as- I'm not gonna be rude.
When the ball is in the corner corner, you know where it curves?
Yes. I want you to think before you strike it. Just think it.
Alright, alright, okay.
Bro's gonna fucking short-circuit it like a fucking Intel CPU.
Heh heh heh heh.
Seriously? Seriously? Well, I forget it. It's dope.
Hit that shit. Hit that shit on the back wall.
They get the wolf.
Hey, it's me too, I'm not gonna lie.
Bang, I did it then.
Nice.
I'm here center, don't worry about it, I can't go in. I got it.
It's going in the goal too.
Okay, I did it!
Hit it!
Do it!
I should have been a lot of them. I did it.
How does it feel to play? How does it feel to play?
Alright. What do we do? Just one last one last one last one last one last.
What do you do?
I think we keep playing until we lose.
Yeah, I agree I agree. Alright so next game.
I know we're gonna lose next game so I thought we'd just skip.
game so I thought we'd just skip it. I feel so long. I rewound the automobile, I love that game.
Fuck I love that game. Okay, okay. You play Unreal to everyone. I love that game as much as I love it.
Oh my god. Blush face.
Agree?
Uh yeah, I got that.
Oh I thought you meant you left the game, like last time.
Oh, good. Me? Go on.
Them? It's fine, it's the amount that I get.
Oh, get that X, please. Get that out.
Assume how it's done, how you get out of the corners.
Oh, sick. Just pass it to me.
They fell out of the corner mollusks. It's all good.
Nice.
Abundant.
I
Stand stand stand stand I hit him I hit him. I hit it. Oh fuck. He hit me. It's me free for X
Beautiful
beautiful me I got tabs like that I didn't even hit it I didn't even get it
oh get out of my ex I saw you baby that's all you it's a exigency but yeah
I was trying to get my jump drop. This is not good boys. No it's fine we're good.
It's one, it's already one. That's my fault though. I didn't hit the boost when you said it was
I mean I didn't want to hit it. I didn't want to hit it. I didn't want to hit it
You saw my boost. I stopped boosting me. I didn't want I didn't want to hit it. I thought I know it's gonna re-air it
I thought you were and I didn't have boost so it's pretty much pretty small
That was a good call. It was a good call. It was a good call.
Yo, I'm playing like shit, but hold on, I'm playing like I'm on the ground, let's hold up with him.
Holy, oh, he's grounded.
That's about to fucking do something.
Oh, that, look at that, sweet flip.
I just out fucking played those kids.
Hit it.
Hit it.
That should be him, boom.
That's how I do.
I'm like the conductor.
I have the sticks, I'm just...
I'm guiding the orchestra to do the fucking incision that they could do by calming in the back.
Watch this, watch this!
Mic drop!
Let's go!
Bang!
Brickets!
KU!
Uh, Axe!
Here we go!
Axe!
G right!
Oh!
Okay, sorry.
I don't know my-
Wait, I don't know my right.
Should be absolutely-
I saw the boost!
Oh, I had a boost!
Bang!
Bang it out!
Come up here!
Alright, so bad at that.
Oh, nice, Axe.
Good job.
Oh, I need to go back.
It's in!
Oh!
Two goals to me, it's a one.
Oh my god, you're the goal. Come up here with me again.
Nice X. Nice X.
Go, go you.
Finish, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
Okay, go, go. That's bad on my part.
Kind of a bad pass my god.
That's good. Get back, get back, get back.
Oh, I thought I passed it to them.
Smokey.
I tapped.
Get it out.
Oh my god, I was gonna get it out, X.
I lost.
Turn here, Lord.
Get it out, X.
I got it.
Helping you.
Thank you.
You guys should commit this hard.
There's fuck.
You go, you go, shoot.
I'm gonna hit it for you, Greg.
No, he's back, he's back.
That's me.
You go.
You go.
Commit to that ball.
I'm trying to bump it. I've got one. I've got one. He just blows me up. Get a neck.
I missed. I missed. No! Save a shit. Get it out boys. Bang. Save it. Bang. Put it
It's coming in! It's coming in!
Nice, X!
I love your backings.
It's in there for Z.
Get it in, get it in, X!
Get a big pinch!
It's coming higher.
You need to get boosted.
Uh oh, they're going to score it.
Apple.
you X
yeah
got it
the boost
grab that
get it out that shirt
boom
oh
oh we gotta save it we're on defense now
yeah we got it I'm gonna go over here after
nice X you beautiful boy get it out
Go go go get it out get it out. We got 40 seconds. Come on boys. It's that hard. We need like a smack hard
Smack it out like a front-card hit
That's okay, I got this I
Said today, oh my god
I did nothing. I did nothing. I did nothing. It was all you did a really cool straight there
there you did everything there you know my just your order guys god ex just how
you handsome I'm good game like dude right you're all you're saying facts
today thanks go front door bang it's gonna hit it I'm gonna keep my sex he
doesn't have that fudge he does I killed I killed
go here that's a black wall I tried
oh every time nails nails nails
no x oh my god x I'm gonna have to oh you would have hit that my sex
devil devil devil you don't know it's funny it's time I snatched it I'm gonna
I'm gonna go for it. I got it.
Oh, I hit it. Nice.
I said I'll go for it, bro. You're miles away.
Uh-oh. Me?
Nice, Stuart.
Fine.
Heading with the car over his head.
Come on, X. You got this, baby.
I missed.
Come back. Play D, please.
Yeah, I don't miss.
I'm here. I'm here.
Smack that!
Oh, on the floor.
Smack that.
I'm up there. I'm out of defense.
Hit it! Look, look, look!
I'm here.
Oh, shit, defenses, defenses.
He fucked everything.
Great, yes, great, yes, great, yes!
Oh my god!
Why?
Why?
I
Oh my god.
Okay, think, think, think, you're right.
Just chill and think about it, sure.
Nice!
Let him out, let him out, let him in.
It's awkward, it's awkward.
I dare you.
It's really awkward.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Yes, Rick.
I had to just peek at it.
Yes, that was good.
Over the head.
Nice, sure.
I'm gonna grab it.
I tried to do some crazy shit. I'm doing it. I killed him.
We're good. Oh, I didn't do a very good pin check.
Go, go, go. Hit it. Nice. Good. Do the thing.
Oh
Wait, it's not over yet. Well, you guys don't
We were like three worms next up. No somebody was holding me back here
Can we please play one more? This is too cinema. Are you done? Seriously?
It's getting late. I want to do Unreal. It's all good. I'll do it again. I'll do it again.
No, no, no. You're right. You're right. Let's do it in a round. Are you not having fun?
I'll do it again. I don't want to be that guy that makes people play more and more.
But like, I'm having so much fun. I'll do one more.
But one more. Last one.
Um, it is me. Oh look at that. Look at that.
Eee, uh, eee, uh, me.
No? I promise I can play this for like eight hours straight.
True. It was a 20 hours straight.
I thought it was Y. Even if I lose I don't give a fuck. Just go again.
Watch out. Exit outside. Nice.
I'm locked. I'm locked like a locker. Bang. Wait a second. No smoke there. No smoke there.
We were doing it. Yeah, we were doing it fucking hard to each other. Go in there. Excuse me.
It's brother. That's get it in. Yes. Yo, yo, yo, that's that's really as the sales type
of ball placements. Look at that. Look at that. That's good. Yeah. Yes. Well, brother,
Just a go at this one, it's fine.
X, RG, you left.
Oh, this is off. Yeah, I'm going to get to the opposite.
Yeah, it was off.
Oh, oh, help, help, boys, help, help.
Is there a bit of a high-strike there?
What the?
Bang, look at that.
Oh, fuck, I missed.
Guys, look for this, look for this. I'm gonna do it weird.
Come on, that's so weird, I love it.
I'm not done yet.
It's too, too weird. It looks weird, it looks weird.
I was gonna see for a weird day. I wasn't done with anything.
Dang weird.
Rick, go weird.
I'm not weird.
Wait.
He's in the middle of weird day.
Shit.
Nice touch, Alex.
Oh, it's a bomb. It's a passive. I'm like a dumbass.
Oh, you just bumped me.
That's good.
What made you fall?
What made you fall?
Good X. Bad X. Oh I mean. Good X. Bad X. It's the same strike. How can it be good
and bad? I didn't hit the ball again dumbass. What the fuck are you talking about? Good
Yo, you hit me and it's anything there.
And then, I knew you had it.
That's crap, right?
Now watch this.
Alright.
No, it was me, I'm fucking stupid.
Yeah, true. Finally a true statement today.
Whoa, whoa.
Hit it, hit it.
Yeah, I should have been that bro. Yeah, I believe this is emerald. If you're gonna just end as the other I got it
Okay, let's just
Nice oh, thank you for command. Go go go hit it. He's punching me. What the fuck are you doing?
One page, okay, it doesn't matter how you consume your media whether it be booked video or anything
You still receive information some way
That's like an ad
Oh my god you're so bad. You're so bad. I'm gonna punch you you're f***ing freak.
Yo! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna crash out. Bro, I'm right, bro, I'm at the f***ing, I'm on the brink.
Chat, press one if it's my fault, press two if it's ex-qc's fault.
Press three if my brink is a f***ing big balloon so I'm gonna explode on the next meal.
That was a bad commit for me. Fuck me. I smacked it. Look. I'm looking. Wait, let me smack.
Oh God.
Go X.
Go now.
What?
What a nice strike!
Look at it!
What about the pass?
What about the pass?
I did the momentum stop
pre-flip it with the inertia.
Dude.
Today's a five game.
great job yes thank you you know we not get off rocket me just yet like I'm
really dude
oh my god you guys are fucking cute thank you no I feel like a butterfly now
and until we lose we just did that we never lost ever come on man I'm having
too much fun it was just locking into like like biding together looking in
like
What do you want to do? Yeah, what do you want to do? Oh, okay. Okay. I want to have fun. The more fun we have the more fun
I'm having so much fun. How about you Jess?
I'm like half fun
Huh?
Yeah, like I'm more locked in than fun. Like I just want to win
Oh, well, I don't know. I don't know what I don't know
Okay, till we lose
Actually this time
Oh, you left. Yeah
Oh, okay. Fuck.
Alright, cool. She cheesed.
Well, I'll defort it.
Alright, that's fine, that's fine.
Okay, I'll do whatever you want.
No, no, no, I'm not gonna be this guy that's tall.
That makes the stream feel weird.
No, no, no, he cares.
We're still together.
Oh, it's fine. You already did it.
Yeah, you already made it feel weird.
I lost 400 viewers and somebody unsubscribed, but it's fine.
to follow us but it's all good
and real stuff
yeah
I had a check in on me check in
check in
oh
uh...
oh
oh gotcha I'll see you in two years
alright woman rather than bite me
gotcha
whoa
wait I'm still in the game what even happened
You just saw a game solo. No
Did you got right by squishy wait?
Dude brawl bro get all the rocket league like pro viewers and then they join it we're playing some fucking stupid ass a real gamer
Yeah.
Let's go.
Sorry about that.
Yeah.
Don't you back up, man.
Fuck you.
Dude, how much do you pay him to rate it?
How much do you pay him?
Just say it.
Just say it.
Just how much?
I told you not to leave, but you didn't want to take my advice.
Yeah.
How do I make you guys play in my group?
Play?
Unk is always right.
Unk is always right.
Oh, wait.
Can we continue?
Hold on.
Continue game.
Wait, wait.
No.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, no.
Okay, what does reset?
Invite me.
Okay, classic.
It's easy to jump into.
Pick a fixed difficulty.
Endless.
Chad, we do endless, right?
Wait, what about, what's versus?
Bad, I don't do that.
It's against us.
Yeah.
Chad.
Chad, I think endless is the most fun game mode.
No, we need like four questions for that.
So we'll be doing two.
Yeah, you brainless bitch, invite me.
OK, OK.
Relax.
My bad.
I'm on edge right now.
Jesus Christ.
I get nervous when he plays this because he's like locked
and he's like, get the steal, get the steal now.
Empty the pot, he screams.
He's like the IGL, but he makes my head hurt.
Jesus.
Invite to play.
I did it but both of you guys
That's why I have a Tylenol on my desk
Why is it in such a bad mood man? Is it because you live in Birmingham?
Yeah, because I woke up at 5 o'clock in the morning and the place I live is absolutely fucking shit hole
Okay guys, I need to understand who we are
I am gonna be
I am the penguin, black and white is me
So if you need me for something, I'm here
Great, what are you other? Where are you? I'm I'm a r1 and then you go a side of left
Yeah, how do I know I invite you?
Birmingham I'm joining
I'm a penguin too, so it makes it really confusing
No, look at that. I'm loading look at me. Wait, how?
How yeah, yeah, how'd you do that? Yeah, that's what I do. Why how how how?
I say how I spent five thousand dollars
But did you buy the bundle pack?
I got an achievement and they gave it to me and it said sussie. I
Think it's because I've walled someone off and like grief them. Okay. That was me. You did that. Yeah. Yes. That's me
Yeah
All right, let's go. So it's up. Let's choose our trainer. Is this what you want? I just started yesterday
Fuck it. We'll do it live. Let's go. We'll record it. Actually we'll record it. I'm down
Okay, okay. I'm the track guy
We need it mostly a steel guy in a wood guy. I'm wedding. I'm just gonna wood it up
I'm gonna be good the logistics guy
Good
So that you guys didn't care the model we need okay
I
Wanted all those what more what more what more what more what more
Which
okay i'm just gonna kill this guy
die, die, die, die, die, die, die
jesus christ
dead i killed a cow
wait, we need more iron
i'm fucking the dead
whoa, whoa, whoa, don't, what the fuck?
we need more iron
mandy had to get it, she was looking for it
got it, did it
We're going downwards.
Everybody's using that boost, you f-boobs.
No, I- why are you going downwards?
What are you doing about that?
There's my axe.
You should know that.
If it's your axe, you should know it at all times.
Yeah, you should know it at all times.
Yes, I've got weapons.
Guys, we need more wood on the trail.
I'm wooding hard over here.
Gonna put it on the lily pads.
Kill the gopher.
Guys, wood on the lily pads.
Bird.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
No, you're the cart guy dude, that's you.
I'm the wood guy.
Wait, true actually, true.
Wait, wait, that's right, that's correct.
Go top, uh, uh, yo iron guy, go top and go get the bolt.
Iron guy go talk to get the fucking bolt
Which would you be that it even out of you get the water?
I'm in
I'll do myself the bolt
What's the ball I see I see the ball go get it how do you just play that up?
Because I have had a bomb
And then he
It's old school. Yeah, it's very old school, but maybe there's a reason why it's old school, right?
This is a
A little bit of strength today
You know, I forgot you're fucking down. Whoa, what's all that?
We've actually trails for the for the late game for the for next stage
So I'm gonna put some statues over here for later.
Later, bitch.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, we just need a lot for next level.
And all the materials.
Are you really playing Counter Strike after this?
I'm in the 10 yeah?
Yes!
Yes!
I mean maybe.
Jesse, I did.
No, don't do that.
Jesse seems to be waiting man.
He actually loves playing games with you so it's rare to find that as well because like
playing games with you is difficult because we have to carry you around.
Go to the left, go to the left, over here.
Wins!
Alright, let's not finish the run, don't finish the run.
Carry some iron so that we can iron up on the next stage.
Okay, water!
okay we went crazy on this one I mean my moves are fake fake oh look at the fake
broth you guys over here they're all doing nothing but watch me do a fakie
real quick yeah you do nothing dude I did a speed flip cancel I'll finish it
nice we have two stats for this one
yes we are cooking and ladies and gentlemen
we have completed round one get ready for round two
wait wait wait do we miss a bolt oh it's a free bolt
we're gonna get a free car oh nice info
crafts crafts break a tracks out of a stack of normal tracks
metal one sucks do we want to break
build a
Yeah, break might be the way to go because like we won't lose
Is that good what is this one?
Build a straight flying torpedo from iron. Yeah. Yeah, right ones the best
Build at most two tracks ahead it for 40 seconds. That's too easy
Because I only want break it but it's free though
guys what is this torpedo just get torpedo sure I saw one guy say it we're
going to let it on right yeah let's go to extremer holy this this music is a
jammer any jammers we are hard hard four bolts
Oh, let's get rich.
I'm down. I'm the wood guy. Okay, break it, break early.
Okay, where's my pickaxe, brother? Right here, next to me. Give it to me, oh my god.
Fill the truck if you're dead.
You're the truck guy.
Fair enough.
Top left asker.
Second land on the ground.
I imagine it's trouble over here.
I'm going to have to voice my word.
Bring in wood.
What if I fill the card, fill the card.
I need wood now.
Okay, can we get some wood?
Yep, I just felt a bunch.
I had to make two bridges.
I'm here.
on your words again no no no
I'm blocked where am I two stacks over there free voice
what guy we need you to play this
area now that been heard that
on my way budget yeah there's one back there stacks
We need two lanes, I don't even need two lanes.
You're gonna have to break it so it is down.
What's the word, what do you want to watch on me?
I was thinking if it was inside.
Is there a bolt anywhere that we can get?
maybe north yeah north I'm going for it
ready if I need you all to the defense
otherwise the map over what Greek will
have to finish it because it's a stone
at the top you see where I'm going
Greek hi there's bombs over here if you
want to that time I made you a path to
to get the bolt, which, oh my god, we need to stack items to 220.
Yeah, I'm trying to do it.
I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Hold on.
We got the bolts.
Second one, second one, second one.
Yeah, I'm breaking.
Come on.
Breaking.
We need to save some more so we can do the quest then.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Bank.
Oh
What was what was it? Oh, yeah, did it
Now we can make some tracks we need to make some tracks one
bolts yes sir okay okay let's do we get at the time level one super charge increase
level of neighboring wagons that's not bad what I don't mean but like everything
levels up it's like a max win it's like full aoe max wait that's busted yeah
that's crazy wait wait wait wait this one auto but it's bad because we want to
increase the stacker size and the maker size, but that won't work here this one's an auto minor
this one's an auto minor this one's an auto minor over here over here this one this one's a minor
wagon it auto mines come out of these nearby yeah so you never get stuck basically dash the wagon
the change direction it what dash you gotta dash into it like this okay by it
oh I really like this one too though I'm gonna grab it and put it next to it yeah
Yeah, in between both of them.
This one and this one, or this one and this one?
That one is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, is that what he's saying?
He's a little too.
Maybe when it starts.
Let me watch.
Moves Ion to the closest storage.
Yo, that's good.
Can we do that instead of the middle one?
Chat, chat, storage push chat, or an updater.
Oh, we already bought it.
Oh.
I do, let's go to X-Trim difficulty.
Heard that.
What is blacksmithing?
Yeah, what's blacksmithing?
Oh, crap, this is a bike, this is a bike,
this is a bike, this is a bike,
this is our last bolt.
Oh, sure, bye.
Go
Actress stalk what is that stuck you don't know with the wife email me exact
No, I don't touch the X or we'll fail the thing. Where is it?
I need a glitch there we go. I think you go bottom bombs week cleaner
I'm going to water it, good stacks, good stacks, I like that.
wait what's the maker doing here what is that
what's over there what are you doing
it's upgrading
wait what let's see
well that works oh I think it's duration time 20 seconds so maybe it takes a while
Oh crap, crap, get the one in front, get the one in front of us, look at...
Where's my axe?
Oh watch it, actually nothing, you have to get the tree next to it.
I don't like water, it's bad.
I'm stuck, I'm stuck, yep.
I need to go to the back, I need to back.
I'll do it.
Water, now!
Nice, he's gonna be on fire.
Good job.
This is gonna be bad at the back, did you see what I'm talking about?
Yes.
It's like a pinch.
Did it, we're good.
Oh god.
Oh, I can't look out for you.
No, you didn't go 5, did it?
Wait, what?
I know there was a no no no no no there was a difference
The best was doing like a catch and fire
Yeah
and don't swap out
You need to wood us here
I can wood that
No I mean
That's
Yeah I wooded it
Yeah I'm gonna put that in front so that if we get stuck we can just you guys can build it
No I mean
Yeah
What is this we can get out of the queen?
see that I have to go to another tree spot back here hold on it's far what a
weird ending this is guys we make a switch we make a switch
Give any blood
What's in the back place?
There's one built an asset that I did a basement
Okay, I have it at the end but I'm not gonna do it. No, I don't have it at the end anyone
Okay, we're almost got fucking stuff. Yo, now get now to get the Queen get the Queen over here
Follow me guys build some more tracks man
Anymore wood for later?
What we get that right here?
We're putting the back and put in the storage it
I need to get the Queen. It's fine. It's good. They're going fuck it. I need more Jim. What's him? What's him?
What would what would what would we don't have any more? Okay, please go back go over back man. Don't never go over back
Give me the axe. What is the axe?
I mean, okay, I mean, I guess it's fucking useless
Who the fuck are you calling useless?
I mean, you're useless.
I mean, you're a child.
You're a child.
I said it. There was no wood in this. It's a blacksmith. There's no wood.
Oh. Lock in. So what is blacksmith doing?
I'm getting a jersey. I'm getting it now.
Sorry, I'm not getting it. I was wondering.
And you broke the quest. And you got a big nose.
Modify wagon.
I think we recycle our upgraded thoughts.
Yeah, I think the upgrade is okay.
I don't know what it really does. What assuming and I don't know
How about the minor wagon and then we remove it or we recycle it
No, no, the the supercharger and it Jack. What should we what should we?
Recycle for anyone increase the level of neighboring wagons. See, this is bad, right?
No, it's good. I think we go something. I think we should go star. Um,
or minor
yeah just any of them will be good that way we can get through
it's true yeah
go sit
yeah send it
any of them work it doesn't matter
it's literally any of them
three bullets left i think we might maybe we might
by the crest
yeah but let's read it hold on
says it one place allowed to carry the big X
that's fine that's fine
i can do that
Yo, but it will recycle though.
Guys, the torpedo is shit.
It's trash.
I like this level up thing.
Fuck yeah, torpedo, I'm gonna try to hit it.
Yeah, yeah, delete that dog shit.
Yo, here.
Wait, what do you mean garbage?
You can only do it like this and then upgrade it.
Oh.
No, no, no.
This is the modified station.
There's gotta be a garbage somewhere.
No, no, no, where?
Where?
Yeah, it's the second one.
How much does it cost?
Zero get zero. Oh, there you go. Go put in fucking doing we're gonna actually sell it for zero
Wait, I think this is it. Oh, oh
Right, it's been reduced like it's either that's huge effort. That's huge. Yeah, then we went
Tens in slow, that's it
I got no looking they wait it's not working this thing. It's not that's use
Isn't that me accident is incompatible with doing this waggle
Oh
Wait
Oh, maybe it maybe it builds 10% slow or something
I guess, let's go, let's just start up, check.
Any unrailed experts?
Oh, at least one player has to die at once.
Me?
Good job.
I need to build a ship.
We need to make this nice and faster.
I can do that.
Okay, got it.
Roger that.
Yo, cut this up here, Jesse.
Heard that.
Kinda making it fat.
Wait, this is a bad way to go.
Wait, is it?
We have to go in the water.
to get in the water a little bit.
This map changes.
OK, I need you to come over here,
and you need to water.
Water.
Water.
Where?
Take you this last one.
The screens has been peaked cozy.
Oh, yeah.
OK, yo, yo, you see it?
You need to remove all the water over here.
Why do anyone goes?
Is it bad let it go?
Maybe I have to get this way.
It's fine.
It's just not working.
Stop working, please.
Okay
Water I ain't just the mind of middle parts
Thank you push this up
I got it. I got it.
Open that up for me. I'm going to have to put you in here.
I'm squeezing. I'm squeezing.
There you go.
No, no, I'm squeezing. That's it.
What guy are you going to get?
I heard that.
Is this good? Is this good?
I like trains excusing them.
Sam.
No, we're cooking!
They cook.
Uh-oh.
Where do we have to go?
Where?
I keep going right.
Where are we? I'm stuck!
No, we're not. We have to go across the ocean.
I'm gonna run out. What guy? You need to wood up here, Harlech.
Super wet
What up there so I can remind you
We're making a squeeze here
What do you want? Uh, no
I'm fine
I'm gonna run out of seal
If you didn't mind up there
Over there
Gotcha
Uh uh uh uh
Wait, no!
This is not the end
This is not the end!
Yeah
Where's the end?
Yeah, just here
We got to get in the water
Water! Water! Water! Water!
Yeah, I had a what I don't make it pretty up here.
But you're going that way we have to oh shit well if I if I didn't figure that we would
I'm going to go out of the game, by the way.
Breaking woods.
I thought we were just going right.
I need woods!
Lots of woods up here coming.
Dropping in front of you, Bink.
More.
Bink.
We having them all?
Oh yeah.
Watch it quick
Get him away
What it's like no more wood in the town I have to do it over here
Jesse, you're fucking jokes, man!
That's your ass, huh?
Hey, be nice to Jesse before I fucking-
Word!
You putting it?
No, it's over now.
Oh my god.
Hey, that's your last warning.
Do you understand me?
Okay, I'm suggesting.
Okay, I'll stop that.
But please, when you would, we need wood please.
You look like a Doctor Sush character, bro.
Alright, alright.
Alright, I went back there to say yes.
You look like an ostrich with a banana peel.
Okay.
You look like fucking...
Tung, tung, tung, tung, tung, tung, so hard, okay?
Alright, bitch ass fucking bitch ass fucking useless dog shit
Looking on
materials attract pieces
Building straight flying torpedo now. Let's you pass to the other this is another ghost or tank wagon stores water now
the other side oh
Neighbor range
It moves item from close to storage and it's like yo yo yo we did this on the stack on the um on the this one
So that it automatically delivers that or this one because it's similar
Moves item from the front neighbor it's like front neighbor no no it needs to be back neighbor
Okay, let's remove it
Can you see this
No 25 curved tracks we can't do that right 25
That's insane. That's insane.
Um...
Drops off items nearby, do we want that?
Because they don't drop the track on the ground.
Oh...
Yeah, you sure?
Do you put that in the front now?
Yeah.
Yeah. Okay. And then we put the maker in front, like this. Like that. Next. Good job, guys.
It's being Greek on X, Jesse. An XQC with another great round. Going into the next round.
Here we go. No, but the miner though. We want the miner
in front now so that it mines
and don't we want the supercharger to be in between them like this?
yeah
also don't we want to upgrade our miner instead?
too late
excuse me why do you want to upgrade your miner in a few times?
the maker is shit
oh no it kept it kept me fast
stack size 3, stack size 5
that'd be better
yeah but it's not great though
no it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, say money, say money
you'll come on me, I mean go back to it
Yeah, it's time. Let's go here.
One other quest! One other quest!
Shit.
We've already said that three times.
Curved tracks, fuck that.
If it was...
It looks like...
It's not easy.
Guys, this is gonna be hard. This is gonna be very difficult.
We'll put on those ears and nails. Go!
Yeah, Jesse.
I said I'm the thing!
Bro, you'll take it forever!
Yo, don't rush me, motherfucker.
Push him out, push him out, push him out.
Alright, Jesse, good job, man.
push about push about of course you choose a fucking thing with that big
ass fucking beak I says you man okay
we're gonna be down we ironed it now
no we don't go straight we go straight through we go straight through yeah we go
straight I agree oh I broke the glass family we couldn't kill an animal well
All right, well he just ran in front of me
Kind of work oh
No, we should not have put the fucking crap a stack behind it. Why'd you put it in the back?
You put it in the back move you crap fuck don't move you fucking bitch
move
I don't know what to do with this one, this one's right here.
Well how could I?
It's my hands.
That's shit.
Man, I just respawned in two spots.
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose my shit.
uh boys the train's on fire we're gonna go top of me no bottom of the valley
train's on fucking fire
lots of left here what what what quickly jess
Yeah, what is it now?
Guys, do you have to put some water in it to make it rain to me?
Oh, you put it in the back. I see guys
I was confused. Nice bottom. You don't need to watch that
What it quickly I'm getting words. Sorry Jesse. I have to
Get this word get this word
Ghosted down here the water
What's he?
No
He has the axe I cannot know I need the axe
Can I have the axe back now
I'll see you.
Watch! Watch! Faster! Watch me!
Uh oh.
Watch me!
Fantastic.
go get the axe, go get the axe, go get the axe, so I'm wooding
wood ahead of us, no key
train's going to be on fire, fill the water pocket
give me that
we need a
we need both people, put iron in the mouth so I can
watch
You put the car in the back, why would you put it there?
You're moving!
You're useless!
You put it there, why are you bringing it around?
Stop talking to me!
Fucking peaceful!
Caution, don't let the JV Empire in this area!
We need to get the car with stuff, we need to get the car with stuff!
Okay, I think I have a million woods coming.
You know mine?
No, she did it again. Stop!
Whoever- who is the grapher?
That's XCC.
The grap is in!
You don't have- just stop rolling.
You- you roll so bad.
You're like just bad at it.
You're not good at the rolling part.
You're terrible at it.
You don't have a good skill with that.
Water please, water please!
Stop rolling!
Water the thing!
Also, we're gonna need more gear
Good job
You still a cut up
And they're done that I'm pretty here
Good job, hold on we played really good
Okay, why are we arguing and I'm trying each other, but it's so easy
I wish you saw like how bad you were doing it like I wish you could see it
What's your name what's in there? What are you doing there?
He's rolling into me again unbind the button
Yep, oh my god
good job guys okay we're gonna we're gonna eight bolts yeah I'm gonna be able to do
the maker but it needs me to go in front you see that what that's hard be ahead oh true
the makers of you in the front front in front front oh we have an auto drop here came it
It says it.
Jobs?
Produce items.
We can't, uh, no we can't, knockin' knockin' bed-able.
Extreme!
But it costs 10.
Do we have money if we sell?
Oh, let's check it out.
Yo!
I think Super Chargers shit!
I- yeah, let it bitch.
Wait.
wait put it on the upgrade put it on the recycle it's the crafter this one
crafter we can't do that supercharger that's the upgrade you need to put it on the recycle
what what is that active time show is that terrible that's terrible that means it activates
faster the rip no it isn't it does it mean that wait put in storage if you
don't want to use it there's a storage down here see
they save both then they magnets picks item up very close to wagon up to the
wagon it did yeah on the on the story because we as we always dump around no
Oh, that's hard.
Oh, we could re-roll this.
No, tree set to default.
Yeah, I think we saved for a castle spot.
Now, are you impressed?
Nah, quest sucks.
Great, great on this one.
If we have tree tracks, we don't have tree tracks.
Great.
No, I'm not doing it.
Okay, each buddy's a stack of tree.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
He's-
He's fucking pissed me off!
Stop doing that, man!
How did this guy-
Oh, God, I've really just-
You know, I'll beg for you. I'll just-
Okay, you need to mind it! You need to mind it! You need to mind it harder!
I need wood! Wood! Wood! Wood! Wood! Wood! Wood! Wood! Wood! Wood!
Yeah, a little bit of wedge, but it's up here.
Also says you.
I need the one yeah we need it we absolutely need it we need the one I need this one
fuck, our girl's looking at the top of it
save for healing
save for healing
fine, fine, relax, you can do it, relax
can't bring in wood now, so...
us, we...
yeah, we're gonna be stuck here, we're gonna be stuck here
you need to watch that one, watch that one, yep, yep, yep
good, good initiative, I like that
thanks
we need wood, we need wood, yep
I'm gonna watch this
I'm stuck.
Where's your one mark?
Break down the missile!
get a little bit behind you fire
the
Yeah, do you think you want to play ranked after this after we do a warm up?
Sure.
Alright, let's stack some new tracks then, we need to stack some tracks for the future.
We have to lift an animal 20 times. How do we do that?
I don't know.
Each player has to mine a rock. Oh let's do that.
Yeah, we just fell down by the end.
Transform a wagon. Converse wood to iron and land with it. Dog shit.
Well...
I mean, that's not bad because some maps we have a million stone, but we don't have any wood.
Yeah, all this chess we got we got we got fuck over like this is better
Wait, this is good, bro. Because whoever if even one of the people is slacking it doesn't matter because we have the magnet
Yes, oh we can dose the whole squad
No, I think it's bad I think it's better
Already bought it
Then we need to put the ghost in the middle then
blue
P, bro. Oh
Transforming at the back to be nice. No, it should be in front because in front you know, I mean it
Yeah, we need to be front because because
And this magnet so it like say even like a wood slacks off it will be carried by the stone
Yeah
Also if this one is mining it shouldn't be in front before the front front
So that we can fucking it could be of the items
We lost
no when you start a bonus do you say we lost this bonus yeah I do yeah I mean I
do this all the time yeah my my my my it's mine
us we are supposed we need some wood here we're going to move sooner I'm gonna
just start glitching for sure but even if we don't have which it doesn't matter
somebody might yeah and that's why he's swapping here bro give me that
oh you're right you're right I'm right I know you have to mine as well I'll do
watch out there's a guy
he's got the axe again
nice? I got it, I got it, relax
I know what I'm doing, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, we got stacks of tracks with us!
Yeah, so, relax, relax, you just start whirging.
Yo, we're just in front, man, we need those.
I like that
Like that like that
They get all the back up tracks on the back up tracks it also we need to start maybe if you put some iron in the courts
I'm stuck
Go for the ghost car you
Yo, where where it was in our money?
I guess
Guys look look at the stack look at the stack look at it look at it
I don't even know how to lift the animal.
Is it the bottom right then?
But it had a weird color twist.
The United Rail Division Network really has rapidly increased the number of biomes one
can safely travel by train.
Thank you for building a railway through these dangerous lands.
Take this wagon to stay safe.
They say we was even at
Fill the piggy bank with wood and iron to collect one ball asking you to go back to Mario cart
PLS oh bolts not good we can split all our extra in the end and then we get piggy bank
What's build straight? What's build straight tracks in the road?
Only straight. Oh
Be random
I
Do build it push a market. I mean probably ten right already bought it
That's dope dope
Say please please
She knew you the goat if you don't know let's go. I need to get the mind of what you
I can't grab my backs.
You have to do 15 straight, that's huge dude, damn.
What right here, I see it, I see it, I see the line, I see the line.
Good up here.
You have to clear the way.
Exactly the way it's written.
You have to clear the way.
Okay, guys, go in front of it. Prepare the mapper. Go in the front and prepare the mapper.
I can't because it's good in the way.
Water, water, water, water!
what I'm doing everything I'm doing everything I mean the one guy doesn't
I can't do the words of beer because my like hey can you guys build in front oh
my god why are you guys good and get front okay like shut up okay now you're
I'm not enjoying it.
Mine!
In front.
In mine, in the front as much as you can.
Bro, I don't...
For what?
I'm stuck in front of it, I'm stuck in front of it, I'm stuck in front of it, I'm stuck
in front oh my god I never good tracks we need tracks then go wait
guys the tools are behind it for a while
my brother is going
blah blah blah blah blah blah
you must answer me
you must
can you uh, use the tracks that I just got built?
bolt in the middle, where's the bolt?
middle bottom
I'll see it.
Ever get into that?
No.
Bro?
I couldn't get it.
It is or it is.
We have a lot though.
We have 20 bolts!
Okay, let's see here.
Let's have a look.
Dynamite lagging.
Produces dynamite.
Yeah, and then I'm also going to watch out.
Can you text me what you need or I only need to?
Yeah.
That's what we need.
Go ahead.
That's a pop-up.
A pop-up.
A pop-up.
A pop-up.
A pop-up.
A pop-up.
A pop-up.
A pop-up.
One on Bandit.
We should use this one, Stack Bus.
Increase the stack by four or by one.
by one
yeah and a wagon rain we should vote for these
because it's been sucking
wagon range
bigger range with the magnet we drop them in plus one as well it's huge
you know what else is massive
okay perfect
wagon range
On the hoodo.
Wagon.
Dude, I can't.
Uh, probably this then, the crafter.
No, we can't even use it on anything.
I'm not 40, I'm 33, guys.
Fucking.
What's this one?
Slot machine.
Slot machine!
Slot machine!
What?
One armed bandit on rails dashed.
Okay, that's all you, bro.
What was the hoodo?
I think you just sit there and do nothing and you just keep
Gambling all of our shit.
You must.
You must.
Oh, we can afford an extreme.
And it's if we complete this it slows our train down afterwards.
Careful now, we have data from the other teams that show many trains crashing here.
Ah, ah, ah, another train wants to pass through my terrain, but you won't survive my dynamite rain!
Holy bars.
Is that a rhyming mole? Let's just get to the gun shop and have him...
Yeah, true.
Hit it.
I need some wood to make the path.
Wooding.
Oh, he helps you farm.
No, kill him!
He helps you farm.
What the fuck?
Perfect.
He's farming for us.
How did you just do that?
Who the fuck is the imposter?
He helps you farm if you aim it correctly.
Don't dash in other players or we lose Wait, what?
That's what it said, we can't So just stop dashing entirely, you don't
get to anymore There's three at the bottom of the map, what
I got a fire. I got a fire. Can you do the water? Got it. You can kill him. You can kill him. You can kill him. Kill his ass.
Bitch. You're not killing him.
I'm killing him. I killed him. I mean, I got bombed.
Track in front of you ten. Oh
Nice track
Why would you do it like that? Shut up. Oh, you did not just want me to shut up more outside better
The tracks in the back there.
There's only one shell again man, I don't get it.
When do we win it?
Watch out.
The rendering fucking win we don't you will lose
Nice
I think we're getting bolts or something shit out of here.
I blew it up on the man's, you have to check it out.
What?
Where you at?
Walter, please.
I died.
I died
It was in my dead body got it great
Died again, I just can't dude. I just can't I cannot I can't
Who's gambling all our resources?
am I lucky you most folks don't last a blast let me give you a cartridge and
slow down your train oh thank you wow we'll learn for a bit yet yes cruiser
light radius at night fuck that fly over water or clouds for two seconds I
I mean...
Oh, increases the level of your equipment.
I like that.
Yeah, this is good.
This one right here.
Oh, I like the faces on these.
It's like Aga.
And what do we have?
As a guard?
Aga's man?
You have no acting guards, so what's the point then?
For fun?
Maybe we sort for the future, maybe?
Yeah, 100%.
So let me get it.
Jeez.
Oh, we don't have a lot of equipment because we don't have one.
I guess yes it's terrible I over water clouds for two seconds wait that's good
We won't lose with jetpack
At least
You will lose
Things do not lose it
Alright, you guys want to go next game?
I'm gonna go first
I heard that
Make sure to save that if you save
Get me?
Yeah, you didn't have to save last time
I did it
You said you'd save that?
Yeah, I got a new start cartridge slot unlocked
Really? What kind?
I think it's safe CS go time. Let's go. I'm so ready
You want to play it extra no, yeah
That would suffice for me that would very much suffice I have one game and then we do our
I didn't do anything, um, oh I did do one thing actually, I went mining because I had
to get lazuli because I was trying to, um, enchant shit and I found a mob holding like
this golden ring on top of his head and I killed him and the item let me make a ring
of resistance so I haven't been able to set it down.
That is dokes if I've ever seen it.
I'm on T buddy.
Check the logs.
It always happens when you're mining alone.
Dokes check the logs check the logs.
Well, Evan, I found the mat to make the ring of resistance.
So I have one of those now.
And where'd you get those mats at?
There was like a little guy.
There's like a little gnome in the mine that was holding it.
And I held I killed him in one shot.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm not going to log into it.
Yeah, I need cheating, bro.
That's okay
That that's that's a dose clap. Yeah, yeah, we're on the logs check the logs
See spawn the mob, then you made it so it looks like you checked them. Okay. I got it
Check boy, the guy was only all the mats all the nets that you need it
No, no, no, he just it's just the one Matt. What is it ring of diamonds? It's called a ring of diamonds
It was like it's like the corner. Oh, yeah, like you can't find that like you can't find it anyway in the game very much, right?
I think you only get it from that guy
Okay
And I found that guy
We're on to you
Something just ain't right and I can't put my finger on it
He's signature with that. There's a little gall in that gives you it if you can find him if you carry a diamond
Easy
I started sorry. Yeah, I invited you to get one
Okay, I went to the toilet.
I just can't prove it.
How would you get the new terminals?
Wait, you can buy items now?
Is that buying boxes?
But I will tell you this, and you can take this at face value, I'll tell you, I promise
I didn't cheat.
Yeah, no, I got it.
Yeah, I would never cheat, that would just ruin it for me.
order I can't am I unlimited until today's
bro I've lost full diamond armor in
chance and didn't even spawn it in even
though it's bugged like come on
I
Find I cheated
Check games win
Now how do you get started?
How do you get was like a little goblin though and on reddit it says it's good gift me gift me no
Oh, what's like there was a reddit page that said like
Some guy asked hey should I use double regen rings and they literally started laughing at him in the reddit
Why he's dumb he needs these because he needs to use resistance rings. We should use scarlight ring as well though
Moonlight because it says that life steals. Oh, did you see the life steal book I left for you, Greek?
Yeah, wait, really?
Yeah, I made that last night. Yeah, it was in your your book of stuff five lightning strike trade-up, brother
Do you have any idea how much this cost?
Well, you should put that on your weapon, not this one.
But when we make the Thunder Nunchuck, put Lifesteal 2 on it.
But enchant it first, try to get a Sharpness or something or combo.
And then probably just get Sharpness and then throw Lifesteal on it and then try to book a combo.
Jesse, my life would be worth it.
Is this bug?
Oh, oh, Ragnar's is in front actually?
I love you.
Oh sorry, put me up.
Yeah, I'm just way better than you.
Like via lots.
We need two players.
We need two players.
We'll send back two players.
Okay.
Um, I need some strain.
I already wrote him from Monopoly.
He didn't write yo, be there.
Um, play SCES with us.
And Moxie.
T with milk.
Yeah, Moxie.
T with milk.
with us Tyler one sure you have milk tea with milk and also the other guy get a guy I don't
know oh yeah and tea with milk play a CS with us about Moe
oh yeah I love Moe I which one though which one though which one which one the fat one
was I was on a Moe TV Moe TV is like probably one of my favorite streamers ever all right
yeah okay check the m's
at martin will play is a little player
yes moksy log in that's what we're doing it we know
as in one
without the game
we can i call the fat mo
but i didn't see what he is is a fat man and then this this uh... yeah i'll
talk to you like they don't like being called that way doesn't know
he called me fat
Yeah, check into that real quick, hold on.
Yep, one sec.
Let's see.
So we're making a fact team, somebody said.
Yo, all this later.
Maybe we can walk to them again, see you guys.
Pick me once again, apparently.
Really?
OK.
Yeah.
Yep.
We got a slot.
Only if I get a discount on the cookies.
OK, we need one more.
We have Moxie and who else?
I mean who else do we need like Mendo?
They always invite Mendo.
Oh I love Mendo.
Wait, maybe we invite people, hold on.
That's fine, we can kick, uh...
Not Mendo, we shouldn't kick Mendo.
Honestly you like, we're gonna have a chance at winning.
We're missing a player.
We're missing a four.
Moxie!
There you go, it's losing.
Other we should invite him to this this work. Oh, are we there's some weird logging way? No, it's the smoking cigarette
We can do our old one here
Yo
Yo
No, it's not that you're not cool enough for our logs. It's just that there are some stuff that's like I'm like like only
That makes sense
Check like NDA type shit. Yeah, yeah, let me check one second change my gear. I
Mean, let's be real was just because of the the dicks and yeah, it's actually something that's like from back in it
in what x had a vagina but he still does yeah um yeah some cases low key i can't
i have no i have no i have no boxes in my castle man i'm gonna see you what about
what about
Oh
Your mother's in a play for us right now do we yeah, I could have a player unless you guys are finding someone like who's
I don't have enough time to explain, but I can explain.
I invite him already.
I get the August 20th, 20th...
Erich!
Erich!
Yes, Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
I invite him already.
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
Erich!
I mean I think Eric was just popping those vaccines like no tomorrow that's why he's got to his eye.
Hi.
Did you see this?
You did a little giggles.
I look familiar.
It's like Mickey Mouse laugh.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Come here and shit on Mickey.
Oh boy.
Yo how about a player now?
Oh wait, hold on.
You see that?
That was a weird pattern.
Hold on.
Oh here he goes.
Yo is that normal?
Oh, is that normal?
Oh, he's going on the rant, hon.
Bro, can you give me a nice, terrible,
it doesn't have a blue leaf.
Well, that's a little point.
Where do you have a leaf on your flag?
Imagine that.
Fucking leaf.
You guys actually want anyone, right?
Like, if you're not have any friends?
There's a lot of people.
Who's anyone?
Okay.
Who's anyone?
Okay, I'm gonna say the question out loud.
I think that the Canadian flag,
Canada flag is probably one of the best flags pattern
and overall symbolism of all flags.
American flag, not even close.
Yeah, but it's all meanings and symbols.
And oh, I know this from the steam group.
But Canada's just a leaf.
Bang, it's tree, bang, too easy.
It's not something hidden, it's just tree.
What about it?
That's cool shit.
That is dog shit.
When we take Canada, we're just giving you guys
the American flag.
You don't gotta use that shit anymore.
Yo, yo, United States, they wish.
You know what, Amazon is, the United States, they wish they were Canada, not that they want Canada, they wish they were.
You can net, you, you, you, what, what?
Nah, your army sucks, bro. Your army says there's a reason we don't pay health care.
Bro, what do you guys get? What do you mean we don't pay health care?
There's a reason we don't pay health care.
Dude, there's a reason we don't pay for health care.
And you're about to find out why we don't, because we got a better army than you.
Who the fuck is we? You're British.
Wait, oh yeah, I forgot my bad.
You didn't win.
I want your lips. Oh, she's my friend. Let's go. Let's go.
I do it.
He was all sure you'll queue up a rat.
Heard that.
Yeah, you don't even have a Navy and our Navy is the second largest.
Who gives a fuck about the Navy when you're fucking Canadian?
Like what?
Well, who is about to get a candy Navy?
What? What?
What do we care?
There's no body of war.
Bro, your army is still using horse back.
Yo, says you.
Actually, true.
We have the mountain police over here.
Yeah, mountain police.
The police, what, a fucking rabbit and a fucking deer?
They're so much useless.
We're paying them.
Oh, yeah.
So what's better than another police or ICE?
Holy.
Send our business, buddy.
Send it.
What do you mean, ICE?
We don't have ICE.
Oh, now I'm American all of a sudden.
well i thought you wanted to get back to me
oh okay
i'm gonna mute, let's roll
yeah i'm gonna mute, my PR manager told me not to get political
wait wait guys, this is how i read lobby
remember what i said in greek?
just don't talk about women
maybe if you didn't get political, you would have double the amount of your viewers
that's what you told me
yo don't be weird about that
we respect greek's current stature
i never said this
You said that.
Why, isn't it for me, off-screen though?
Yeah, but that was in private and you just leaked.
Just don't give your opinion on women or politics and you'll be fine.
I already know.
That's what I said.
Okay, here we go, Maraj.
Our band does too.
Yeah, but I don't remember how you'd say about women though.
I thought you had to take about what kind of women do you want.
That's just a preference though.
Exactly, yeah, exactly.
And if they don't like it, they can leave.
But let's not get into it.
Make like a tree and leaf.
Let's not get into that.
Like a leaf, like a flag.
Let's keep talking about the flags.
I don't know, I like, um...
I mean, the British flags better than the Canadian.
Yeah, the British flag is, I would say,
pretty close to the American flag.
Nice, Jack.
Yo, this blood and knife combo.
Oh, Brazilians want to go crazy!
Korean flag it.
Okay, bro. It's Japanese flag
Yo, yo, whoa, I mean it's just a sir. It's just a red circle like can we just talk about it? I'm muting it
It's like yours. It's looking at the camera
Don't have glasses on like if you need glasses. It's just a smudge. Okay. Let's go. Um, B. We have to spawn
The Nepal flags is fucked you guys that we make our own flag type and shape and they serve business. That's all right
wait what's the Nepal flag it's just it's not the same format as everybody else
they have a long format didn't even follow the rules it's two triangles on the side
Ah, keep it in the l- Yeah, I'm done.
Greek isn't all I'm g- You're- You're throwing our game. I'm done.
Quick, I had your- I had your cover for flank though. I said run.
I had like your cover and it used to- Okay, you blame me, now call me fat.
That's the best part. You guys died.
4v1 in dark, and didn't plan the moment.
Like, I can't- Just put it this way.
If you're a fucking dog, shit.
Just put it this way. That's it.
Fuck, you should be lying on the computer.
We got this boy still. I'm not even gonna surprise him.
Oh, no, no, no, I can slime you in the face sometimes. You piss me off.
we're mad at Greek I don't know nobody's talking so I just kind of like yeah
no you're good you're doing good it was mixed up watch out fuck Greek yo real
yes like what the fuck did I need to do bro
me you're supposed to be a fat lard I guess what
What'd you think we were talking about?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hold up.
Oh shit, I'm sorry you heard that.
I mean...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Great, you want the shit and you're in the corner!
You just killed...
You're just paving!
Sorry.
I mean...
I was just gonna say it was me fun though.
Now you're... yeah, there you are.
You weren't doing this.
Dude, I'm bad. I suck at this game. I need to finish the prize.
I'm one of his too, I guess.
A Kinder Surprise. Maybe you'll find a couple fucking brain cells in there. Use them.
What?
That'd be a great surprise.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Maybe you'll really find a cool brother of fucking asses, bitch.
I don't understand, okay.
I don't understand you as it is. Let them with your mouth full.
It's locking.
It's flashing me out, Moxie.
Got you. Flashing.
Let's go, let's go.
Call it, call when you want it.
Now.
One dead.
Nice mocks.
Nice mocks.
Mr. Reliable.
Come on then.
Nah, keep it going too, fuck it.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it 1G.
Get it.
Woah.
Woah, we did it.
Go!
I'm going for plant.
I'm going for playin!
I thinked him, I thinked him, I thinked him.
He is dinged.
Wait, Markz, look at your health.
Oh my god, 6-7, 6-7!
Lock in.
Let him up, let him up, let him up!
Let him run.
You smoked X-Off.
Oh
Oh, no
So this game X oh my god, I was being really legitimate in that guy. It was nothing. Yeah, that a cats. Yeah
It's a shot just drop it somewhere to the kinder act give him more quickly juice them up shit
it's okay I like this now I'm gonna flash you out Greek do not stop if you
stop I'm shooting in the head just keep going okay so now I'm getting called
fat and I'm getting my dad life again what is this group
Click was a good chicory. That's exactly you click was going
What one question back is your back CD? Oh, go go go smoke smoke smoke
Flashing
Good job, sir. Get out there. Get out there. Yeah. Yeah, it's what this is
Watch your flake X proper hold it's all
I'm gonna watch the cross here. I'm gonna watch the cross here. Let's slow maybe work up mid
It's eating you fat ass I'm anything shit, what?
Fuck right to cross cross. Okay. Let me translate for X what's your book off the board?
I probably bought it this guy
heard that
The block to me
Yeah, what?
We're gonna put it automation you have the cheating
keyboard. Oh, yeah, how do I tell that's horror?
That's the cheating keyboard
How do I switch off you have to turn off the activation thing
That's not a lot of this game
Wait, you have a fucking routine?
You might like no troll
Okay, let me run
He's on site. Okay reset reset reset
Ah, they're at the middle
Yeah, middle middle you're in the middle
Yeah, I heard that
Molding this angle. I have the line
Go to be let's go
Yes, it's just I'm
Yes, it has a rotate
Yeah
You might be in my view. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah.
Got him.
Good shot.
Playing for dark.
Kinda, not really.
I'm playing for nothing.
Nine times.
Nice shot, Raph!
Good shit, X.
What do you mean it's not the knife, Raph?
But it's not about the knife quality.
It's about the combo.
Look at the glove, look at the rust.
It's the exact same sort of pattern and texture. It looks like it's like exactly like it's like it fits the T side
If it's the terrorist like combo
It's like a rebel warrior found knife like fuck off
Yeah, there's a story behind it. Yeah, you don't know the story behind it
Nice shot. No, I missed
nice nice doorhead shot classic that is such a classic I'm gonna flash your
catwalks you look like that's a grenade right side right side nice and
that's a it's smoke let me do one of these flash my teammate put your flash
shit I didn't hit yeah that's right no I'm playing the bottom so yeah I didn't
I hit that off shot again for us that opened up everything yeah yeah yeah yeah
they open the lights up for me yeah the anyone got an AK yeah yeah yeah nice
check check check thank you it's a G yeah thanks krunk
buying AK's here
one cross that was late over there
only one cross that I could see
I
Mean I'm close right one more close right
Anymore so guys bees open oh
There's wine long doors ex wait, man. Yeah, he pushed through
How the fuck did that happen? Yeah?
Yo what the fuck was that thing?
Yo green, where ya at?
I-I-I've gotta do my thing.
Otherwise I'm gonna get banned. I gotta switch it off.
It's on the software, you didn't change it?
Do I stand in the what?
I just wait for these moves done.
X you need a windows round please, he's AFK.
You hear him outside window?
I mean, there's a chance he's at window, still.
I swear I heard something.
How do I switch it off?
You...
Turn off the program.
Okay, same. I got it. I got it. I'm good.
Yeah, I did it.
Yeah, I'm back.
I swear it wasn't a bad calm. I swear
the little mini jump up guys said that they just felt the clock to feed
themselves in the family ultimate I used to listen that shit all the time
in middle school really yeah I was saying in the back of the bus you know
What is that?
What?
Okay, why?
Okay, X.
You need to stop racing.
No, you need to stop racing.
Yeah, race fanning is crazy.
Yeah, X, that's your final fucking morning.
You understand me?
You understand me?
Yo, okay.
Yo, who's that cat?
Yo, who's that cat?
Jack fuck me
Yo, yo, yo, yo, anytime you died I said only 44 for me Bob. What can I say?
Okay, next round you're gonna get two kills. Otherwise, you're the worst player in the game
Yeah, that's what I mean around my things that's really guys all right now call me fat yo
No, is there a new AK skin? I don't see that cool.
Stickers.
Dog shit.
Oh, really X? The rich guy is calling everybody dog shit.
Holy, nice spreader.
How many can you put on a sticker?
Like four or some shit.
Five.
Fuck, I missed. I'm going to your molliant.
Yeah
That's right, I mean that's my office. I kind of killed you lucky
How many rounds for a win in this game
Yo, no, no, no, this is the old you're scouting kill them. Is he wanted this is my moment
I am confident that I'm gonna kill him. I'm a bit of confidence. He's gonna pick me up with my own up
I'm gonna kill with my own up bang
Well, I'm in it. I'm gonna kill this guy
Who's running in front of me one crossed
He's hit for sure I hit him a hundred I didn't I missed
He didn't go for it. What a bitch ass. One on cat, one on cat.
One on left side, he's left side. He might be able to spam it.
Yeah, hold on a little bit more. Watch out, watch along here. One on the left side.
One cat. And one left side hit with the decoy of doors.
Dude, two cat.
He killed his teammate.
Lol.
We're gonna go long here. Come.
Okay.
You guys don't think he's easy?
I don't think he knows what they're all done.
One, they're all getting from me.
He's got it. He's got an AWG.
You gotta swing it hard.
Chey, I heard that noise.
Is he by me or under?
Mate.
I haven't picked CS good in two years.
Yeah, me neither, dude.
Chey, Chey, I heard by me.
You probably heard him tongues or he's in spawn
Once that's why it's last
Hey, nice. Hey, thanks. That's a very nice game. Thank you
Yeah, it was my name. He's picked. Oh, he just picked up your skin. Oh hell no. Yeah, he's a baggy
What is said what is 17 KB equivalent to like I used to just rush global leap was this shit like what does that mean?
It's nothing. It's bad bad. It's like double okay
like so everybody just rush me run through it fuck it okay sure yeah yeah
not that not that I'm not sure it's like gold Nova and I'm not trolling no
no I feel like it I doubt it yeah no way he's got flash I don't watch bottom man
I'm 15 now
I mean
I say I say I say
Go car car car car corner
Yo, he's not that safe. I mean, I know why you're lying. I don't know what is he hitting the smoke bro
He's in our smoke. That's what I said. No
He was I saw him you think I'm just gonna lie what you saw him and made the car
No, I thought back so it was like all the way back all let them back in no that's flat. That's flat
I don't know, that's flat, but on the right, what is that?
Take control of mid, fake A, push, wrap around to B, boom.
No, I've got some confused.
I'm right here.
Take control of mid, fake push, take control of mid, fake push A, go to B, boom.
I'll push first.
Just push that, just push that.
Two of them.
What's up, dude?
Mid, mid, mid, mid.
Little fight and manning up on it with the sport shit.
One cat.
Fucking push out, dude.
Nice knife.
I can't get this fucking bomb
Okay, one one cat
Watch out she's one there
Let's see what we can do be
Like once camping in there
Oh my gosh.
Bro, holy shit!
What the fuck is that?
Well, it's a dumbass, like a hashtag ad thing, like download and play.
I hate that shit, there's so annoying here.
Damn, he saw me throw that smoke, god dang it.
Alright, lock in boys.
Oops.
Not doing bad though, great shit.
Damn, we are pushing through.
And uh, uh, eight doors.
I'm down.
third hold smoke throw it at my feet second guy throw a flash oh shit what we
what's the type of flashes is
push push push push spoken go pushing pushing pushing oh mother fuck
bro you just tried to darken darker jump away from his shot I saw that
Oh you are shitting, good job X.
Thank you man.
There's one cat as well.
Yeah, I need to jump on the bottom.
Marks, I didn't see any CTs, so careful double flank.
Yep, flank!
One flank, one flank, one cat!
Can you look, can you look up?
Oh god.
One cat, one long.
Nice, you're lucky!
Oh my god!
Sit down.
What the fuck?
Where'd that go?
Let's go!
We're the next ones.
Yo, you boiled in that crabs.
Legit.
I'll go get you.
Yeah, no, you went crazy on that.
Noxie, you wanna go along with me?
Nope.
guys
we're playing spawns here
imma be playing spawn
yeah yeah this round
watch me get one digger out of the middle
you won't
that's a sexy corranded
yep thank you i bought it
long
oh shit
it's long
oh shit
yep long oh my fuck
i got my two you got one
i'm hiding ninja i'm waiting for the boys
Let me go um long x this round now you have long you have the best long spot
I'm gonna flash for you go long. Okay. Why did you know like that? Okay? Okay? And how?
No going on like you just you blocked me you're like me. I can't block you if you have the spawn
There you go
Nading I was looking at the map
one more fuck no need over why are you cheating yeah I already let me report them
I'm right in the corner which one the guy just the guy just over all them
I'm reporting everybody. Yeah
Yeah
S1
I don't like
Unless it's not full flow one percent in the world he's not gonna like it
finesse like it matches your glove or something or it's like is that why you
use a bayonet it matches your nose
long x flash for yes sir yes sir
wait I did a lot of damage around it you're going with him long wait what the
fuck yeah you're gonna throw this flash to that much right and your ass your ass
I
Hit once on cat
You walked I'll be one of those doors cat doors
He's finished
Nice, you are bad. I think there's another one
I'll span this he's not in there. I'll be able to see if he goes out. I can see I can see
I killed a guy! Nice!
There's another one there.
He's on the board, baby!
Fucking finally, bro.
He's on top of me.
Yeah.
I'm still on catwalk.
He's on top of me.
To the right.
Probably, yeah.
He's left.
I miss
This fun Jesse
I love to get so much
Like getting really into it and you're yelling at us by the way
I know I love it
Also don't yell at us, in this game I get emotional
Don't yell at me
Yeah same, same
You have somebody else
Yeah, I agree, fuck them
I got you
What?
Greg was being nice to me, I should yell at you
Can I yell at Osha?
No, what the fuck?
No, be me. I'll hold on. I'll hold on. I don't mind. I could
I already know I'm the go I've been alive for 15,000 years you five hundred years
I'm much more powerful than you on D on D one more one was
Is there any cats I open the map T our tab
No, yeah, no no tab is leaderboard. Yeah, yeah, and it opens up your map bigger
Yeah, I hear be a here be
Fuck he's late lit heavy to push it out. Oh, I heard that
Yeah
my
He's like he's gonna be causing he's causing fudge
What the fuck I'm fast these guys are fucking perfect flash at me
Okay, no, we're just wrong at what?
No scope
No, oh my god, you're telling me that's all you know
No time. Oh my god imagine three two
If I didn't listen to the haters, I would have won it.
If I didn't, bro, I hate this, yo, I hate when people talk about playing the game.
I'm the one who clutches, I am in the game.
You dial your chance, now it's my chance.
Fucking dog shit teammates.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck?
I didn't speak, so that wasn't me.
Fucking hell.
Stop listening to people who say you can't, while you do.
Don't tell me what I can't do ever.
haha
right behind you jesse
he's not gonna turn himself
he's gonna shoot
you're gonna go long at this
trust we'd faster rotate this
No cats, what am I supposed to do here?
I'm fucked.
I
Guess I mean it's so obvious it's it's it's it's it's nothing
Oh, I killed one in one slow, but he's slowly got a little beat the left side at life. Come on, bro
Really? All right, I just uh, let's lock in we're gonna save here. No save save as he
Okay
Saving the buses, I don't have to get reverse it you click the whatever just give it to me
Are you fucking serious? Yeah, yeah, give it
I'll run again to moxie. He's doing better than you. Whoa, yo, we don't compare. We don't compare
Yo comparison is the
the way he said give it to me like he's
no one yes got it kind of piss me off
I'm on the line we'll watch this then
fuck up fuck what are you doing
fuck-a-fuck got it be clear be clear
be clear guys be clear let me be clear
here.
Shice.
Shice.
Shice.
Stop in the dex.
Yeah, that guy, he's got, I can't pick that.
Yeah.
I have to hold the...
I hold my kitty.
He's on site.
Oh my god, I couldn't see shit.
1v5 with the scouts.
Yeah, it is the X5, man.
All right.
Can we still, can we still win the game or not?
We can, but we need to rotate a little faster, a little better.
What they, what they, the scouts against, yeah, got it.
Something going in the ground.
Nah, never mind, I just go scams still in a corner.
Okay, then you go down to 1v1 and get with zero value in the bomb
I mean, oh, I mean
Little bit of
One more as long. Yeah, I smell it. I smell double flashed long. That's not a spot
I'm moving away from mid. He's still there. Yeah
Oh my god, these kids are stupid.
Yeah, he's stream sniping me. He just came into my channel and he said I killed you.
One pit, one pit. Moxie, it's a good kill for you.
I'm going to rotate back and rotate back and I'm gonna kill guy pit.
Yeah, I'm gonna jiggle for you first. Jiggled it? Hit him.
Hit him once.
You're the one. Grab my...
I can't. I'm gonna have to...
I didn't see him. Do you want to push him?
yeah cat and long guys cat I need the items I go I go they got to make your
way fast go coming they're on a yeah now go into a corner yeah he was cat
I
Like that again
I'm gonna go long
There's gonna be one long with an up to be two
Twitch Prime
My god, you're the girl
It's a good shit, Osha.
It's a good shit, Osha.
Thank you.
Hey, that's my AWP.
Oh, he's right.
You like it with the sticker?
Thank you.
Well, let me see that knife.
It's ugly and it's ugly.
It's a birdish fro sticker on it.
Yeah, it is.
It's ugly.
You are not my brother, my friend.
You are my friend, my brother.
So, that's a nice quote.
I'll go long.
I'll go long, long, long.
I'll buy a diffuser
And buy an almex I
Will smoke
I think I remember this
Who my calculations the shit nope I fucked up meterman meterman
Fuck I missed more more it's Molly
Me
I
Cross I'm hooked. Yeah, one super lit. I can't along long
I'm gonna kill the guy be just flanking him. I'm flanking the guy be oh
My god, he's waiting for me under they just suck
What that where the cat cat cat cat, okay T
Wow, he fit.
He's above, he's above.
Ah, I caught him.
Oh my god, that was incredible.
Oh my god.
Nice!
Quick, quick, quick.
Freak, did you see that?
Yes, I did. I had it on stream.
Clip it.
Oh, holy shit.
You spray-transfer.
Yo, yo, my role properly.
Yo, I didn't look at all of it, I didn't look at all of the organades.
Listen, you didn't know what he just done.
He just did a stubble spray.
Yo, yo, what are you, what are you?
What is that? Is it a tank?
Like, what is he doing?
dude don't talk bad of my my master like fuck off yes you kill buddy
yeah but leave him alone he was just nice to me okay
the skin is so nice
wait, really?
the blue?
well, okay, fuck you
was long?
too long?
no, buddy!
i'm gonna go long
we should go in, there's some big A-calls here
yeah, long doors
i'm flashing your left side, you're good, X
One HP, I'm gonna hit him.
Oh, it's up.
He's one HP long.
With an up I think.
Looking.
Good job guys.
I mean Moxie, Moxie and Jesse are just carrying us right now.
Yo, my Util was fucking heavy.
That was, bro, you don't even know what my Util is doing because you can't see the play.
Good job Jesse.
Gregor, Gregor, you're shit.
You are fucking shit, shut the fuck up.
I'm going to go long this time, so let me go later.
Ah, who boss man.
They fucking laced us.
Yeah, they might see us out.
This is lame.
Oh, don't put it.
Keep your hands.
Don't stop.
Keep hitting your hands.
Run them together like this.
No, and also go in the game and then fake headshots.
Inspector, Inspector.
Back.
Oh, Bob.
Bob.
Bob.
Bob.
Bob.
Bob.
Bob.
you can warm me?
I'm back and not having a night play and CS low.
OK, bro, what the fuck was that about?
That's me as well.
Oh, really, bitch?
I gave my knife to my poor friend.
Yo, actually, these are the people you're playing with nowadays?
Yo, yeah, I got my knife.
I'm a GGX viewer, all right?
Give me a break.
Thank you.
All right.
So well, here.
GGX bang, GGX bang.
I have to feed my family.
Straight kick a chance.
So where's your wheelchair?
Really, bitch.
No, no, seriously, Moxie and Jesse,
you are carrying the game right now.
Thank you.
Thanks.
La la la la la la la la la.
You carry the content.
Thank you.
You get another fucking pause.
He's the vibe guy.
Oh, are they pausing?
I'm dead.
One's yet another one after this.
another one on on fucking upper doors one mid watching it I'm watching it I'm
gonna Molly the jump up I'm hitting it so he's that he's like I'm good with you
I'm swinging one lower one lower I got your lower just hold that shit then
late a bitch you're right on it no yeah I should be dead if that's how me it's
on me I was winning this good job Moxie good job Jesse come on let's work the
flake work the flake it's always another pause yeah that's where I sit they
I'll get him to leave
Work in the flicks
I'm so okay
Greek's not crouching
Nah, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad
Do not look at me, mate
I'm going to grind your ballsack into a fine powder and use it as a nice palm of shortening
That's it
Sprinkle them all over your mushroom tip and suck it right off
Chew and gnaw on your chipmunks
It's a fucking chew toy
Why haven't I did the dick go?
Because uh dick is that body shot. It's the widest angle you're gonna you're gonna get
Well if you shoot me, yeah, but
Do they do this a lot by the way?
I got long I got long maybe you pick first and then I bet you and then you come backwards
I'm gonna do the Molly. No, no, no, no
Okay
I
Won't stop mid
It's got owned yeah, they got all like one beat three. I was crazy or
So what round does it go to 13 get from no contest
Oh, too bad too bad as we need to check and long long long
The watching time area check gee long long long long long Jesse. I called that
That's me
Crazy crazy crazy crazy. I was getting bored. So I read the chap because I was telling it
Thank you the whole time because I was doing the crotch thing. Yeah, fuck over. Thank you. Thank you
You did the butter me and it literally sounded like me doing the
It's like it's like there's air like it when you're blowing on a fucking like fan like
one sec I got to kill this guy then I'll do it
two flashes B
do you have any cat watchers?
yeah
get out of that GG I got you
thank you
one bottom mid
all right one's up or he's lit
oh I'm hit with a weird flash
nice
MED, BOTTLE UP UNDER!
CAT CAT CAT!
Long, long.
He's one-shot long.
X, clutch the sub, I'll give you one sub.
He's one-shot there, long.
Oh, classic, you just look away and beat.
you have to try to win this it's a T
one for me
there's three, one secret, one back to A
and one ramp
I'm gonna molly out long a second behind me
mostly you need to swing and kill
does that mean we have to push?
does that mean we have to push?
we have to win twice?
yep
yeah the whole game just got reset, it's like a re-spin
if the re-spin had a 6 rounds then it's like a...
you know like the big bass where does the whole whole re-spin?
it's like that
wait no, not full game, what the fudge?
hehehehe
roll
I
Can't
They left long
Pop it
Sit hit
Where for that Bob mid what else
any chance of being?
just one top mid
there's one cat still like on the cat
one top right mid
one mid one mid
top right mid
any chance of being
I'm watching him watching him
he comes out and crosses he's dead
the right of mid and top right of mid
I got your cat
hard
have long
what about B though
Top run, mate, he's right there.
I've spent ten minutes holding an angle just to miss a shot and blame chat.
He's just crossing, I miss him now.
No time, just chill, just chill.
Pick up your angles, I got to be...
...long last.
Easy, guys.
Good job.
Cheeky bricky.
Oh, man.
I'm going to try not to die.
Bro, Greg, stellar comms, by the way, Greg.
Thank you.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Left side, left side.
Ordering Uba.
Suicide.
Suicide killed me.
No one's watching.
No one's watching.
They smoked B. They smoked B.
They might be coming B. Hold up.
There's no one there.
There's no one there.
There's two low B. Two low B. Two low B.
Yeah, you have the doors.
It's low B. It's low B.
I'm waiting.
They said just live. They're same guy every time you're done with it as well.
Oh, Jesus. Fuck.
It's a low B.
Touching.
zero zero zero not everyone got the clutch gene you're holding that shit
down yeah I actually problem for listening to this yeah but you listen
though that was all because we all did it's a same time kid is great yeah you
I
Have to jump that oh sure it's free well long flash
Okay
Guys guys the cat cat in bottom it
guy and this guy and the guy with the skin that has the mask on it the two
snipers like guaranteed it why I made noise I jumped I jumped one G pocket one
G like it one G so what so when you lose it equal sniper that was good on there
is the same guy like the guy I we get two ops though no I changed I changed
go yeah we get refunded oh i'm rushing under trying to play in the mid here okay i'm rushing
me i'm rushing me no we're gonna go mid to b though mid to b follow me one guy stay here behind
i'm gonna flash this kill get ready i'm cat smoked and molly
killed b one more b one opping a one two i got me you get the ones behind you jillie
Don't think I'd be
Bombs in a bad spot middle. He's looking at it through it to see the be careful of upper he might just go down there
Well, there's no chance
He clutched our last crumbs true
Yeah, that's a toxic by the way when I'm clutching here. That's pretty toxic
that's
yeah
that's a bit of rage bit max win
like that's a bit of max win
nah nah nah
greek
people who say it can't be done should not
yeah
bro
there's one sentence and i get a whole skit
it's gonna be pretty good
why are you spending
and then i get a whole fucking bullshit fucking
acting scene
it's nothing because
yeah yeah
because you're dead and i'm alive
so why are you thinking for the me
true
cap
ah
kill the skit by the way
one
two drops
am holding it still
holding
holding the left side crouching for you
flashing it moxie in three two one flashing now i'm gonna have a spot
leave it same flash one more one more i'm flashing just go
killed him one cat are you here are we here
are we here here cat no pit okay
i'm gonna molly goose i'm flashing i'm flashing
i'm flashing now flash wow someone left bomb someone left bomb hold up
Oh my god.
He's low.
Oh, we lost.
Boom.
So he's lapping in.
You look like you drew a guy Fieri from fucking memory.
Shut up.
Yo, yo, does that really GPT?
Does that rock and insult?
And then came back and they play an hour later.
Let's go, let's go.
One rush mid, one rush mid.
I don't want to pass that.
One lead in the middle.
I think it's free.
He's lit mid. Heavy lit. Dude, these kids are fucking weird.
Plenty of bomb B.
How?
Is that just a bad spot?
One time, one time.
Behind, behind, behind.
Oh, I know, shut up.
Yes.
No.
One time, one mid, one...
I mean, we said B, I don't know why everybody is lurking in other places, I don't get it.
I
Got me these right guys
He's right. It was only me next on B who else was on B. Yeah, nobody else
Yes, I was I was in tunnels I was in tunnels
And then I died there
All right, are we done with this? Yep
This way it's yes, you you up on and you regret it. It's every time every time. Yeah every time
Yeah, that's something I happen to yes, and I was like wow I had a good time it it's only a fucking shit time
See this one time what I never agree with this time. I'm gonna agree with you. Yeah, so I quit the two
Jesse I would slam if that was me
No, I got a free scan it same time tomorrow though CS boys
Dude, they're evil, you know
Yo, let's play some dead love guys
All right, GG's boys we have a full-time job we have to go do yeah, okay
Yeah, thanks for the things are helping us out. We weren't in a drought
TLA boys. I'm out
Oh
Hi, peace out maxi little
But do you like my aura that was actually or yeah fuck yeah, thank you
Yeah, that was yeah massive
You really don't have fun playing CS I
I
Just miserable like well these snipers miss the game on playable like that like
Go look at my body and go look at what look at what this guy's doing it
The guys hold it the guy peaks and he's he has this angle locked fucking tight and he
Straps into and my cross it's bullshit. It's lame. Oh, they got a lot when you're on the box in CT
I'm not at the car like fucking both times and like you see it just what you bought. I'll show you
I'm just gonna say I'm just gonna say CS go for poor people
Yo, no who cares just for poor people that's real
Really games games are for everybody says the guy that calls literally every human living being poor
I do I do as a joke in scenarios that don't actually hinder them
Night and people put themselves in the cross out purpose only
If you're a sniper I can tell you whatever I want because you chose to be there on purpose
You chose to you know exactly what I do and they chose to be there. That's all you nature's nature's to join my game
I could join first as a job though
We have some goals that we had to do today by the way we need to get Greek the lightning nunchuck
I'm gonna get back first, so we have to go kill a
Run ice nunchuck. I mean
So I know we need ice nunchuck and then
Um
The whole cliffhanger about a dragon not being in the hole that completely got ruined the what?
Just there was no dragon, so it got ruined
My oh you mean to your father
Yeah, so
There is another cave that we know of there is another one. That's it your father
We there is one at a very good time though. I've never seen it. I don't even know
That will be a hundred dollars. Thank you small nose nice haircut good posture understandable
Nice, well really? Oh, let me check that. Let me check that. Let me keep that
I
Creeper blew the beds
Small nose nicer good pusher. They'll be a hundred dollars. Why do you guys again?
Yeah
Wait, what are you reading this? Yo
You gonna pay my dollars now
Deorganize, okay guys, we need to get a villager that has a mending without that
We will lose all our gear in the next dungeon. It's over
True yeah, we what we need to clean the port city why
guys
Shit's one in
Yeah, it was kind of dark in here
I'm torching it all up
if you see this spam bucket 1g gg6 to serve your shit's fucking weird but
he's promoting well for one of your stream it's fucking weird so what's
what's wrong with that I promote your stream all the time oh true true I
agree yeah okay so the main problem we have an L is we need to get these rings
is up and going for all of us resist regen or resist strength yeah I'm just
praying wait I need the region because I said I I literally found a guno in the
mine when I was getting was Zuli lapis lazuli he I killed him he dropped a
Heart of diamonds. I'm not capping
Nah shut up with this dope shot
Like Rick you need to have the sound effect of the dope shit
Yeah, how how rare is the thing that you found because we need so you can get three of them
No, it was just like one mob that was holding it in his hands like a little gnome. Okay, okay
I'm gonna get a regenerate regenerate in like 10 seconds. Let me go do it
I want to go.
Before you go, can you rename every single thing in here so if you say where to go, we just click it?
That's the confusing thing, it's just a bunch of crazy ass names that look similar.
Yeah, I'll give you the code. The code to go to the main spot is, I think Majol is 2. I think Majol is 1. Hold on, let me check it.
I'm just, I am in a hang-hold here.
Yeah, Majol is 1.
I'm too rich for this.
Then, I think Majol is 2.
It's not.
Put them in the order of the arrows on the side.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
It is that.
I had it.
It is that I had it
I'm just gonna warm hold me it's all good look at record is three
Madness
Madness is to I got it. I got it. I got it
When you order three, you go to cry yet.
No, I forget.
No, no, I get it.
And from cry, you go to Majol just five.
The next Majol, which is five.
And now you have access to all the weapons.
Yep, and then race out a little.
Bang!
Bang!
Okay.
Nice.
If you guys have no experience and you want to travel the world, the code is at the end.
You go next, next, next.
Then you do one, two, three, four, five, six.
Bang.
And now you travel.
Heard that.
I mean, I went heavy.
Are you at the destination right now?
Yeah, but I mean from here you can do whatever you want so I think I think that cloak is last
I think they do or a rare dark
Oh, I have that so seven is over here
About six no stop just roll
Fuck you
We should intro at the rare dark if you guys want.
Yep.
I'm at TPU.
Just tell me when you're there, I'll TP.
I don't know. Rare dark.
Also chat, my Pog would be so bad because I literally just sit in base and watch a stream.
Okay.
Just straight up.
I found belt hours a day, there was a lot of them, like a fuck ton of them.
I think it's at Iron Blocks and shit, so that would be at 0 cure.
Which is next to 7.
She's close to 6.
Really?
Yep.
Yeah, I'm at 0 cure because I want to come.
Tell me.
Wait.
What am I?
Yeah, I got it battle tower
I know I'm in bending it, but I'm about that real thing a second. I love these color go
Oh
Go ahead
Well, it's just a drink it just sip it I know I agree to come in
story. Yes. Oh, it's a box.
Okay, we need a mending. So how do we get mending our
villager? And how does it work?
We need that library door. Apparently, it's a free one at
the library. So we should just find the port like prior.
No, but we want the guy to heal our gear, though.
There's that I think we just I think we be we find a librarian
and then we just keep re rolling him until he's the right guy.
Where's the respawn potions? Oh
Where you punch them with the button with a zombie? I think there's that yeah, yeah, exactly
Yes purification apparently we rolls the white ones
We have that
set me
And how do you purify if you put on your agenda you punch somebody?
Yeah, I think you just put her on a sword and I think you put her on a sword
No, that's with the under the engines men thing is that only at the ports, but we want a guy that'll that'll keep repairing our shit
I'm dead
I'll kill them.
Dead.
On the fishing rods, they don't kill them though.
I'm sitting at combo 3, advanced fire aspect 2, sharpness 4.
We'll just leave it real quick so that way we don't have to double the shield or do the injure or what.
Yep.
What about mending potions?
I think it's going to be too tedious for them to do all that.
Yeah, that's like the poor way, I guess.
Good night.
Uh, good night. In a second.
Good night.
Man, I've been looking forward to our all-crupped old day.
Same all-day, man.
All-day!
I'm not spawning items, that's a joke Nester.
Never in my life would I spawn an item in this game.
We don't know but we can't put our finger on it.
Ask the server guys, log me.
No, we don't perfect.
I have to roof, I'll show it later.
Hi, what do you guys do, what do you guys do, how do you guys do that, how do you do that?
Is there like an, how do you check how much time you've played, that would be a cool thing.
What, and you're on the mouse though?
Yep, that's how it's talked.
Check, is the grill nice to ride on it, I can't, because it has to be a saddle.
What are you doing with that?
I'm just going to go back to the chat.
What?
Where?
You're coming over.
Time played, 2.98 days.
That's not too bad.
Check yours.
Check your time played.
Ah, you do that?
You press escape, click statistics, time played 2.98 days.
1.6, what?
Yeah, get up.
Did you go ahead and get out of 1.0 or what?
No, I literally just like playing this game by myself when I'm waiting.
Okay.
I love this shit.
Alright, where's we at? Great, where you at?
Uh, what the cool people at? Where you at?
What? I mean, there's only me and Jesse here, so...
Yo, I'm out of the pool.
I'm out of where you are now.
Where are you?
Well, we're really flying right next to you.
Oh, here we go.
Just pick them up in the intro.
Yeah, there we go. Let's go.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah.
Everybody?
It's windy out here.
I think my cock might be too big.
No, you're good.
You have to sit on the screen and you go back to me.
Goodbye, bye, baby.
Go sideways and then look to the right.
Yeah, this shit kind of sucks, okay?
I got an idea.
Me and you start talking, right?
And then as soon as we're done, I pan down to Greek like this and then you start talking
Oh, yeah, that's sick. That's sick. Okay. Yeah, just do the pan and I won't move at all
Okay, what? I
Start you go second and then he closes out, right?
Yep. All right, yeah, three two one. Hey, what's up YouTube?
But welcome to another episode of our L craft with Jesse today
We are gonna be doing and getting the rings and maybe entering another and seeing anything that this mod has to offer in there
Man, this is going to be such an amazing time.
Offstream, I found myself a heart of diamonds.
Dokes, perhaps?
Nah, I got him myself.
I'm a beast.
Anyways, it seems like Greek isn't here today, and that really sucks.
Hold on, I'm not going to be...
Wait, wait a minute.
Hey!
What's up everybody?
It's GreekGornex.
I'm back out of the game playing Minecraft.
I hope everybody's going to have a beautiful day, and a whaaaaa-
No! Never dropped him!
Really? Are you fucking serious?
Subscribe now! Subscribe and make sure to follow!
Subscribe and make sure to follow, guys!
Thank you, Greg. Good job, though.
That was nice, no? Did you like it?
That was nice.
Alright, let me have it. Thank you.
Anyway, back to this. Back to this, anyway.
Anyway, back to this, yeah.
Alright, back to stream. Yeah, what's up, guys?
Yo, what's up, man? Let's go into this.
Yeah, do battle tower over here. I mean, guys,
the battle towers take like 5 seconds to do.
We need all of them because we needed the fucking
Gas tiers did up one to two zero zero two so we need to get like at least eight of that was okay
Well, I only need one ring because I have a resistance right now
Also, there's much. I mean these are all I'm watching it. It is again, but
Nobody asked but thank you. I fuck you then so my balls
Yeah
No, I say no, well dragon heart is good though because we can we need to make a canteen
Right now my hatless man
Brothers
Don't brilliant do not fucking brilliant why
I
How we how I hit me from that
Is there any loose fly on the ground now it doesn't do that. Oh, it's doing it good mechanics
Anyways
Bro, I forgot my backpack at home
Greek you're gonna die dude. No, no, I'm fine. Yeah, you got jumped in way before it was done
I'll come back to you
And I'm not picking up items. I'm just
No, we don't get it, we don't get it. It doesn't have whatever. We're only here for the tears.
Well, it's weird, because it's just literally auto-picked up everything.
Strange.
Supreme Flamin'. What's Supreme Flame?
That's really good!
And how much is it? One or two though?
It's just, just as Supreme Flame.
Also one? Oh.
It's alright.
I
Mean that's better than all the way better in dance right yeah, how it works as much to boot we need those right?
You just keep it me up. I'm at the village just down the road. Oh, it's just a pre-inflame by the way. There's no numbers
I know there
It's just done guys after an afternoon fucking items. I don't remember how to get back well
All right, I forgot
Yeah, um guys I need you guys tell me these items. Oh, it's up there
How do I how do I resort this?
Little bit
I should tell you a bit.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh no.
I'll do it for the first person later then, right?
Yeah.
Guys, is there any tears in here?
Is there any tears?
Hello?
I don't see a tear now.
I've been looking.
Dreaming.
Glowing.
I think we have an advance that I think, no?
I don't know, you've right-tell the shit away?
Yeah, we're done with that.
So...
Let me keep doing battle towers.
Bro, it's insanely unlucky by the way, because I've done like four, and I haven't gotten one.
Except I have a stack of 64 right here.
Wait...
XP tone, but it's enchanted, what does it mean?
I
Yeah, no, I get to get one
Let's go around
Wait for me. I'm nutty back. I
Mean you guys yes, yes, you see how fast I was though. I think we should all just go around and find something
Well, I was mailing
What you accurate it was really good
Which way was it? Oh look?
Oh
I thought it was
No, I I
Saw him wait. It's just in his game at all
Grails and beholders drop it gas tears grails and beholders. What do you get those?
dragging about we give a
We could probably melee kill that we have to go to the other than that there is pretty hardcore though
I'm there without regering. It's pretty crazy, but we need those to get regering. So maybe we go
Yeah, I'd be down that would be easier than this RNG, you know, the nether is pretty crazy
My DMs
What was that freaking cake? Where?
No, that wasn't
Yeah, getting a tier five over here getting a few five would be very good first of all very
T5 would be massive maximum
And there's a part when you see one yet. I mean normally T5s are not that rare. Oh
Because this is the updated model
This is a tier two right there so small
He's a baby. Oh, yeah, we need to get ice lunch. Oh, we need to get ice for that. I
Think sometimes you get me here. I I'm pretty sure you can get him in these villages
I think if you get it, this is dope. So if you get it, this is dope
I need to wash a boat.
Nope.
But last time I got mine.
Wait, pick me up.
I had a respawn, I couldn't open up chests.
Oh, there's a white villager there, but I don't think he's leveled up, so...
Ramones.
Ramones.
The rats dropped them.
Yeah, check. You have to drop me.
Yeah, you you're doing this with the fire thing again, right buddy like dude
No, no, what's it mean? It's just cockatrice
Ow
Why is he so vicious nice like so angry
I'm checking his village. Why you give me with her bone. That's insane. What we have a bunch of those
Yeah, but they're getting other I mean not many
These are very useful
That's a pretty good okay
Yeah, just trying to find the loot any second
Okay, so anything or not. Yep
There's like a mini tower for XP. Oh
What the heck is this? What is that? I'm missing it more
Is it like a clock
This is a dungeon it's gotta be stuff in here. Oh
Look, it's gears
yeah clock no it's not your dungeon it looks like a fence
it's like a tree clock go to the top
nothing in the middle bottom is there anything top
it's still the episode of early
okay spent 20 years on this
for what?
I mean it's probably like if you find it like early game and you're sorry enough you could do that, that thing, you know?
If you find Swamp, we should get the Hydras.
Lost you.
Uh, I'm just, I'm just, uh,
open your Atlas.
Look at me.
There's a village on that, at the island of bottom.
The Ramon, the Raxi, but how do we get Ramons though?
Like these are kind of like a rare response.
Right?
Zulsar.
Oh, oh, elaborate!
Nice.
Good luck.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's a photographer.
Charmence 4 is good!
Hey, Phoenix 4, do we want that?
Charmence 5 ain't changed home!
It's huge.
Combo, I found Mending!
No way!
Two Mendings! Two Mendings! No, stop!
Dokes! Dokes! Dokes! No, but I did the whole one. Dokes, show me, show me other Dokes, show me it.
It's in this chest, it's in this chest.
and efficiency five
really bitch
I didn't spot him, I really did find it
I always fuck around but I know you wouldn't do that shit
I need backpack though, that's my problem, anybody see that?
I could probably just go home, but I don't want to go to the voice levels.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, chicken villager trades it.
It's a spear.
Bullshit.
So I have supreme flame, we have double mending, and sharpness 5 to ancient tune.
Oh, just grab it up if you got it.
actually insane I've never walked into a single one of these libraries yet yeah
I mean they are all two max when it's the city letters
wait grab the books why well my books
It should be oh you didn't grab the mending and everything out of the thing I don't know
I didn't I didn't I grabbed it oh
Advanced power three isn't that good too that's fucking boss of the powers for what though
For my bow. Yeah, dude. I wish we had that now. I
Know I can't I'm just gonna make a new bow probably my shit starting to like fall out of gear
No, I have that already, I have an advisory.
I have, I only have power four.
The advantage is, it's tap degree, okay?
We can help if you want.
Yeah, do you have a wormhole potion in the base?
No, I need to find that one tower of all the loot, the original one that you did.
Did you have an atlas with you?
No.
We need to fill those up, we have to atlas it.
Combine book and that's for Advanced Power 4.
Is it even more than the Advanced Power 4?
What do you think of that?
I'm going to hide in the store.
Guys, I found something weird.
Oh, I found the big church.
Does that spawn in stuff?
I guess here's a dish.
I just found a max win of paper though.
The Guardian Dragon.
I
Chat oh, it's a brown like a night under. Oh, okay
Yeah, I'm going home but is there anything in here jet that could possibly have what I needed the death sears
possibly not a lot of gold here right but I don't give I don't give it for now
go to the gold blocks I'll walk on the map we can come in later
holy shit bro and that one thing we got advanced power three mending mending
efficiency for combo three efficiency fives that I mean that's you that's you
That's huge bro. What the fuck?
What the building is this
This is a useless building. Yeah, but they're rare this this is a
You need better mouth or another you know, we're going for them another we're going for it. We don't care
Wait his bird is white is that rare
Yeah, I think we're good to put temperature back by the way whenever you want.
No.
You want to?
No.
Well, I mean it's part of the moth bag.
We're kind of dodging because it was, it was, it was, it was, uh, like, annoying stuff,
but I think we're good to go now.
I have to do, all these views, just craft Aussie liners and put any, put any, uh, in your
gear.
this point this community login in wintertime
sporing
natural
they could do whatever
i'm in a weird for you as a scary
and i don't like this place it's ominous
bring a double block
yeah we turned off temperature and we added dravestone mod
we're cheaters, but that's a tier 2 dragon, we don't want to do that, excuse us
we had to cheat though cause like
the playthrough was like unwatchable, we were TPing non-stop
it was awful, I'll never forget that, like it was a genie level
we really had to
wait, it's 2-4?
apparently to force and drop egg apparently
no no it's not your fault look how small it is
uh... no it's your five has to
uh... can you go up that
i appreciate your forehand drop it
do your force can drop egg yet it's true
good to eat again
Good figuring out figuring out
Dragon
Yeah, it gives bounce. Yeah, but we also should get a dragon though. That's all point of this
I'm in the mountains. I don't like this at all. I think it's lame
Yeah, I'm not going so far to the conflict like 20 to come back
I mean not necessarily I can warm whole potion to you give you recall potion
Oh, yeah, yo, we should start using we should level up maddie to 32 and just start mirroring that crazy
Oh, yeah, yeah, true. That's what needs to be dumped. That's gonna be so much XP though
Can I use one of these mendings to make my own medkit?
Yeah, you can do that
Okay, oh, I should also add a breaking to it. Those are your fuck on it
It's only one tier it's fine
Just one tier of them breaking or bits whatever I do hi
Cave, let me cave it. Was that a cave? Was that a fact cave it?
Where? No, it wasn't. This is not a cave. This is a dragon.
The caves are very, very easy to find.
No, the dragons, if the gold is exposed like that, it's not a tier 5.
Tier 5 is all the gold that is inside it.
Now the outside is like a crystal here, a crystal there.
Okay, I found the notion.
Good.
All right, good luck.
Let me find a portion of you.
Good luck.
Is unbreaking one good enough?
Because that's all I got.
I would just hold on it. Just use it as is for now and then buy the bullet and then go to go to unbrugging
Jack Sparrow a yacht
Do it remember do not this well in the water don't get don't get fucking serpented guess what we need to do this by the way
Gas tier.
Yeah, I...
Yeah, that's what we've been doing all this whole time.
No, but I'm saying for the med kit too.
Yeah. No, no, no. The enchanted med kit.
Oh, I just do it on the regular med kit for now?
No, no. The enchanted med kit is only if it costs one tier overall.
Did you make the med kit itself?
Oh, well we have a gas tier. I could use this?
Oh, okay bet. I didn't realize we had one of these
You know where the port cities then seriously don't
I'm going around the ocean and I'm gonna go inside of it
These guys are mountain by the way
Really bitch is that a two-five cable
No, it's Swamp.
Oh no, it's a Rainforest.
I found a Hydra.
Two Hydras!
Nice. You can solo that, right?
Yep.
Oh, I don't have my Mentor on fire.
Like a warm hole if I really have to know if I asked for the mission I'm gonna
Wait a minute we had an enchanted med kit in the thing I don't have to use the gas here. Yeah, that one HP left
It's raining in.
Wait, it has more faces now!
What the fuck?
So how do I beat it?
I'm gonna bring it to its own house, right?
What the hell is this?
is it going to pull up with it?
The um...
Leather.
Leather?
Yo, what's going on with this fucking mod? Hello?
The mod drops up here.
Yeah, we have much recoil potion left.
yes I do how many do you need to just to have one spare slash spawn there you go
dude
I gave it to you on the floor thank you what the fuck my med kit isn't it in
I mean, isn't going up in durability, even though I'm wearing it in my off-campion.
I thought I'm dying, um, back then, is that it?
Yeah, very good.
Two max health and one matrix.
Max one.
Yep.
Shit.
Please welcome me to the jungle less than three.
Keep into X.
Oh, no. I'm going to kill some mobs to mend my...
I
Next XP will be going into finding a break it gets
To leave we don't have a single good one now like I think I think it's it's either rain is still helping him
I'm putting it on the other side of the side
Can you remove it? I mean I mean that that's what we are
Yo, can you just remove him please?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, I mean, I'm done.
What the?
He's still there, man.
Great fucking dammit!
What the fuck?
No, he has to be under the, he has to be under the, he has to be under the, he has to be
under the shroud.
what the fuck no yeah it's the other end of the other end of the
I'm just trying to...
No, see, I mean, guys, easy. Oh yeah, under.
Under the heels.
not turning off the rain this is great
cut PLS cut PLS cut PLS cut PLS cut PLS
get me pushed
I
Know working
Maybe we need to build more apparently he's if he's stuck
That's that
You just complained about my pack
Your pet creeped.
Wolfs.
There's your gun to the hatch on your bone.
The other way.
Yes, I'm giving him an agile. I think he's just bugged.
That's a water serpent.
I don't see it.
You need to kill all the heads? That sounds troll.
He's still here if you're still here.
Yeah, I'm coming.
I think the way it works, they're saying, is like, every time you get his health far down to zero, a head goes away and then it resets.
Okay, I'll have another one anyway, right here.
He's in his house so I can kill him without the rain.
Oh, shit.
Which way can you get?
I can't get it to you.
Oh shit, wait, which way can you go?
You do it to the building here?
Got it.
Um...
You know how to get back to the original one?
Uh, yeah.
I had the heart on my hand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I should be killed in the heads, I'm going to tell you.
Okay.
What ya at?
Uh, where the snake was.
I see it.
You see me?
Yep.
Oh nice, good eyes.
Okay, what would you want to do next?
Well, well, and where is he?
He's down here somewhere.
Oh, but he doesn't have the house anymore so we're good right here. He does look here. Here he is right here. Oh
Shit, it's in the house. Yeah
Now I have it in the house though the pets getting wicked
Oh my god.
The tree decided to become like a mother.
I
Head on dying
Was I give you get that you get the heart of us
Yeah, that's good. That's where all the m's that we're doing today. I mean the ones that mean him did already
You didn't need that it's for you
No, no, no, I'm dying. How did he die? Yeah, Mike survived. Holy giga-chap.
Holy giga-chap. All right, this is for regenerating, by the way.
We all need that. We're gonna need at least one heart each.
Uh, is everyone at home for, uh...
In it boy, you don't know on the ground. Yeah, you got it. Yeah
My brother my brother in law, but I need the engine room by all my gear
Lucky throw to
Oh hell no
Okay, we need this mending guy like fucking a right meow
Wait, if I get Advanced Protection 1, someone said earlier that you can take Advanced Protection
1 with a book and then you can keep combining them.
How does that work?
Yes.
I'm going to go back at home and get my gold items.
Okay.
Let's see.
I can I get this water it's too muddy
you want me to pick you up?
yeah but if there's anything I need to get real water
where are we going?
I'm over on the map
I've got water for you I brought some
here
purified
what are they doing here?
it's okay
We should go to the ocean, if nearby and discover all of it, go to me, don't shoot my mapper,
it's Loki in front left.
Wait Loki pick me up, so it's less or less, just down here, it's way less asshole.
if you see the poor city
made a dragon canteen oh yeah we should make you one we have enough bones
and elms on yet we have a dragon heart right or a hydro heart now we don't know
we need this oh yeah
I'm just gonna break it like literally it's at that like 5% we advanced efficiency to
I don't need it right like should I skip it like I'm gonna use my xp for this
Yeah, we need to go for port city, but we also need this though. Like we need those gaseous.
I just stressed.
Bang.
I'll get it, I'll get it.
Alright, ding.
Alright, I only got one good one out of that whole thing.
I need to get rid of some of this shit, man.
I have to make items.
I'll use these lots of air.
Okay, it looks like air.
I find in this fucking dog pile of garbage a guest here. You just dropped me in brother. Oh
Shit, you good? Not really. You just dropped me into a spider's nest. Oh, yeah, I'm not okay
I'm dying. Oh my bad mother suck it
You're back back to using I mean you just dropped me off like I was looking objects
I mean you can't have our now. I'll make what the fuck. I guess what the hell's wrong with you, man?
Oh my god
Drop my boots in a way
I'll give it to you, okay.
Why?
Because now you can explore with the map open, so it will give you the exploration on top
of which you'll get the, now you know where we're going and shit.
Okay, I have a good map and I have my...
like excuse me the most of the data we got
can you combine them yes i just did i just pick up a new one and i can combine it
with mine oh my god it's not good
help me bro bro where what are we going up this
in the hospital
no i'm okay yeah
I need to have anything to do with space, like this is awful.
here then come where are you yeah take me up okay take this and come here just
put useful shit in it okay wait how do you do it shift right like that can I
just have it though for now that's max win though oh yeah but would you like you
anybody it's just with your arms yeah yeah fine I mean you got like compasses
and shit like an unbroken that's your scales yeah do you see the rolls on it
Yeah, it's nice weather. I'm dying church. Well, I can find a big one.
Blaze powder and blaze rods.
Welcome to the jungle.
Yeah.
I got blaze powder on me now.
Oh.
And I got...
There's any tears in your chat. There's none, right?
I'm gonna go out and look for more libraries that was so max when yeah I was
insane yeah but I need to go to town's and shit yeah yeah I'm just go to like
Every time I get discovered.
I don't know.
I'll play it later.
Oh, glowstone for the ingots.
Fuck.
Alright, send it.
Where are they?
I'll find the glowstone in the pile of rubbish and eat food, fuck off!
Here, I've got your feed.
Carrots.
Thank you mate.
Do you need water?
No, I'm just making one.
They picked me up.
Uh, can you pick the yellow zone on the gun please?
The yellow zone? We need all that.
Okay.
Thank you, sir.
So, two battle towers, zero tears.
Is that normal?
Do you like the dojo?
That building with vines as that suits the ARM, but we have enough right now.
This is not our ocean. We have to go backwards a little bit.
Oh, beat that one. You want to break that one too? Or is it worth it?
Yeah, fuck yeah, I did.
I think we have to.
Oh, brother.
Are you dead?
Really? Careful.
Dead.
I'll come back for a little minute. Let's just go and see if there's a port city.
Yeah, so we're not coming back from this.
No, we're going to walk back, walk back, walk back. Oh, market.
Wait, there's a big building under this sea. Yeah.
See the building? I'm like a ship.
Oh, no, this is just out.
Wait. Oh, you've been here already?
No.
Is there a building nearby?
Shh.
Probably a temple.
Down below. Down below.
Oh, yeah, this is a large temple.
Wait, this could be a port city.
I know
No, it can't be it cannot be me watch out. This is sirens. Oh, no, I saw that you only to get one wood
Remember if you get cover those you open up in your area one the wood in the ground table
We'll give you ear plugs and any plug your ears
Well, but okay drop me off
Oh, my max win.
What?
Pulsion ring undying, off the rip.
Wait, that's good.
Yeah.
Cobalt shows huge.
There's massive.
The library always looked like the library we went to.
yes always always always
I think this guy has a final boss
it's all dark shit man this is awful
bro we don't even know that's bullshit
oh my god oh my god oh my god what
I think I found something crazy I've never seen before ever what is it?
Um, okay, give me a second. It's called Aussie leggings linear. No shit. It's just for what I needed. Do we
What's with the weather?
It would be good though if we needed it. Yeah
Try it just it's trash, bro
What is here
Is she there?
Oh that's a dragon.
Is that your fire?
Oh those are those weird mugs.
I heard a library spawn in like the orange villages.
Uh, hold on.
I have increased weight.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
I can't brother. I can't. The rock's fighting him though.
Did you just die?
I died.
Okay, you couldn't you couldn't portal to me. I had all my experience. Oh, did you this is this is game?
You can walk away. We just put me up. I don't get it because my thing wasn't summoned. I've been using your thing the whole time
Yes, I saw it. No
What killed you? Oh, yeah, the wall to me. I agree. What? Yeah, why why don't you summoning them?
Because I had to wait I killed it. I'm rum hauling and then for what like I'm giving you a wormhole
Oh, yeah, please. Oh, no, uh, that's real. Okay.
The backpack probably died because there's no place. There's no space for it.
I got it!
Teleported?
Don't say that.
If you don't say the backpack I gave you died.
Please.
I got it.
Better yet, I think my thing is gone.
I got it.
Where are you?
Sun's around in the water.
Um...
Um, I'm under the water I'm swimming.
I'm gonna die again.
You need to dig me out of this as you can.
You need to dig me out of this anyway?
How do I get to you? Really less than three.
I would get to you, bro.
good go go go go go
what the fuck was that man I hate when the shit does that
there's loads of shit on the floor yeah
just gonna help you pick up some of it up
these frogs are pissing me off
Yeah I got a cobalt shield, you use that, oh no.
No that's all good, um, I'm missing my legs, my feet are in my backpack, I'm good.
I got feet here, I'm in the feet of the FAO's.
Yeah I'm trying.
X, try not to die next time.
fucking you
There's any more items that I'm gonna
Go by my back back I got it you're going on a huge quest. I'm gonna find all the books we need
x what next time just survive okay and then we'll do much better I'll do that
I'll do that I'll do that fucking baby piece of shit I'm not range baiting I'm
simply giving you a nice little thing to think about dude I didn't think about
that I'll just throw that in a sound what a tip thank you man no problem and
also make sure to keep your eyes open when you're playing games
W
Do I have any more bubble spots I could use?
X. I bless you with an XP bottle.
Thank you man.
44 months.
I am ready. Good job.
All right, ready library is for all of the pearls in your food. Where'd you want to go?
Well, I mean I need to get my own bit up
Next what I wait I can open this
You can you remove me? Thank you open it then
Wait you do it because you're better than me. No, you're better. You're better. I don't want to do it
I
Really got 29 come I'm not doing it
I'm not quite sure how it done. You know how it's done properly. Come on bro. Bro Greek stop beating me
Yeah, I don't want to do it. Yeah, I dropped it on the floor
That's an infinity
Let's go there
Do not fail whatever you do I
Spent the last of my iron ore on this
Picks
You got this
No, no, I I think that the way it looks is is whatever
Okay, oh you just broke one go again one nice. Oh
You just broke one again
one three
Let me give you my pop bro
one three
One three six one three six okay
six five two got it done and the company don't you know it's a good stuff it's
got lily pads fuck you pick me up pick me up I lose his fucking told you it was
me don't you man I told you well it's content and I am the content guy so I
listen to your client that version and fuck it good right Jesse would you like
to put your PAV so I can put it on my screen so everybody can watch I put it
already I can't take the cheating slander dude there's no way it's actually
getting to you now literally brahman fucking ban on his pussy really ruining
my fucking game time never gonna bring your back to us long enough
fuck overwatch soon okay your POV is now ready how do you do it
You put it on top of your screen?
Overwatch is one time.
It does not want to be on the screen, hold on.
You just got to pin it.
Dokes, it's not working.
Oh, a blight!
He just spun that, I saw that. Do you see that chat?
Shut up, shut up.
This scored it. Right here, boom.
That's fine.
spinning
all on my god
extently do not leave i just
no i fell in the water please pick me up as a monster down here quickly
uh...
quickly i'm in the water quickly
i just want to see the most annoying
jesse might
his name is spinner bro
are you dying
he's dying yet
now also what the numbers of
to see whether the lighting members yes I just do it so in the base like
I can see if there's a seven oh my god I can't see my fucking cursor whenever I
have a discord OBS thing so annoying
there's some lights down your child what does that mean like here what is it
Watch out, watch out. She's singing. Careful.
It does any primary picture to hit the twitch ground. They're not that bad. They're not that bad.
Wait, look at that next to the left of us. Oh, we already see that. There it is, man.
It's a... Oh, okay. Really? You're gonna ruin my... Oh, a pirate ship. Oh my god.
What's a favorite letter of a pirate in the alphabet? I said that wrong. R.
Did I win something?
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You're not allowed to do that anymore.
Am I really?
Yeah, you're not allowed to, um, um, funnel people for your Twitch to kick.
Mmm.
I've read the rules.
Uh, actually I read the rules, you're free and I really topped out with my information.
Not allowed to get a good experience, unlucky.
You're not allowed to shout it out and how to link it, but you can do emotes. That's a that's a loophole
Wait, I need to get that X. I need to get that X. No drags in here. Hold on
Drop me son, son. I got it
Pick me up
Pick me up, pick me up right now.
Pick me up.
I don't know, I don't know, don't know!
There's no letter in the letter here.
This, that's a cheerwactor too.
I made $161 on kick the other day.
Now I can feed my family.
Well done.
Bro, I just got, I just got an enchanted book out of just a regular bookshelf.
Yeah, it can happen.
Just fight.
By rightfully yet?
Oh, crap!
What's that?
Oh, it's oil, it's oil.
Look, it's oil.
It's oil, it's oil, it's oil.
It is.
Oh my god, any Oilers, any Oilers.
Wait a minute.
That's crazy.
What's crazy?
You could break bookshelf, and you get enchanted books
like when it breaks instead of getting a regular book.
Wait, really?
Yeah, you can get enchanted.
You can then tinker the whole thing,
and they just fucking blow up the door, right?
Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
You can just blow it up a little bit, that's right.
they're my uncle works there
i don't know
so
sometimes they get out
but it's not doing it i got
wait this particular dust chat is that if you're 5k?
i think it was a certain kind of hookup shell
i don't think it is
oh it was a
it was a
it was a albert shelf apparently
It is the fifth ocean still no fucking mother sucker our ports like I'm signed lose hope
I'm losing hope I didn't loop you look at my
Look another pirate ship are Jack Sparrow
I
I mean, even if I don't go to the coast though, I mean.
Wow.
Oh, look, a serpent in the sea.
Oh my god.
Did you see that?
You died?
No, he didn't die.
I'm watching him.
I killed Blight.
Oh, Blight got killed.
I thought he was just gonna kill that Blight.
No, I don't die ever.
Fuck him.
So is it that fucking rare to get one of these motherfuckers or what?
No, I think, I think if you have a brain you can find one quite easily, so it's hard for us.
I said if you have a brain you can find one quite easily, so it's difficult for us.
Okay then, no, yours yours then, fuck it.
Alright, go to the left, 12 degrees.
Alright, now what?
Hold this position.
How many knots though?
450.
Hold this position for 450 meters.
Alright.
in 100 meters turn left all right turn left all right now turn right all right
now move forward for 500 meters all right now turn right all right hold
position for four hundred meters oh that's a fucking fishing boat so they
can fish in fishing serious it's a docks it's a docks
oh what's that what's that oh I told you oh I told you I told you no those
shit it is like it like usual all right let's get the thing though
please can you drop me off please wait wait wait wait no I haven't all right
drop me so I can get it what's that I saw pick me up go
pick me up man hold on let me go to the map okay
No, I know it. No, yo fuck up. I know it that the poor city will be here, right? Like it on the left there
No, we would have seen about now listening to those other
I tried poisonous water and parasites no
Not the parasites. Oh, I remember this place. Yeah
Yeah, but you need to do as many other choices. It's not what we want.
Man, right!
I'm taking damage, man. My whole house is red.
Well, fucking starting an image.
Look at the chest here.
Sir, yes, sir. Anything you tell me, sir.
Fuck it, fuck out.
Is it the Lochness Monster?
Well, let's kill it.
And eat its flesh.
Oh, oh, oh! Blue tempo, check it, blue tempo!
Let's eat it's flesh, let's kill it and eat it's flesh, let's do this now.
Oh no no no, I'm re-mending it, my gear's breaking.
Okay, master.
Holy.
We will skip this one.
Master.
Oh, it's a legendary.
I haven't killed somebody in years I'm ready give me a target master any target I can't
fucking see anything because when I should discord BoV it makes my cruiser disappear.
Holy nerd.
Would I scream or mis-organize?
Never say that I'm in front of a girl please.
You say you say what up?
I found vampirism one
Not better you say you say hey, lady. Are you an angel from heaven? I've never seen anybody like you before
four
we got it we got it we got it we got it
gay
yeah to forever to find it
uh master
hey where's the thing I need to eat some food
Classy of course. Yeah, I got food for you here
Oh my god, fishing biddish
I have thirty six emeralds
You're a fine villager, I believe you can die
Mr. Q, Mr. Q, I have something for you, Mr. Q
Behind you, there's thirteen more emeralds for you, Mr. Q
Thank you sir
No problem, Mr. Q
Now find the waste armor
Yes sir, yes sir
On my way
I just got my Jesus face
Alright, dang
I think so I see a white guy over there pick me up so you serious bro bro I'm
exploring like no fucking love for me like my kangaroo that is putting care of
me in your pouch all time I let you would kill for you and this is how you
treat me oh what xp team like almost pretty much full oh where's the way
selling it whether this guy's all thank you well we can't level them up when
Hey, what up, Pipper?
I can't see what's up.
Wait, wait.
water again I say we get a flint and steel and we burn this place down oh
yo yo that would that would that would trick us away I say we find this place
down and kill me up I say we burn this place down and kill all the villagers
I say we kill a villager and we eat him.
I say we put him in lock.
I say we put him in spikes.
Yeah, we make him die slowly.
Make him suffer.
Make him suffer.
Do it.
make him suffer
Where's all middle part of city red white wool, okay, but what is it in this one that we watch that?
But where the fuck is the entrance
I'm trying to get on skin them alive. Can you open this up?
Well, what up? Oh my god, open this up
Money money money money money money money I predict you I predict you
Yo
Oh
Oh the chest
Pick me up man six more emeralds
and cocoa. Boo. Boo. You didn't pick me. Oh. Is anything in here? Can you say hello to your friend?
Okay, drop me. Drop me off. Drop me off. I did. I'm stuck. Drop me off. Press it. I did. Oh, your bird's still got me.
Can you say hello to your French viewers in your French language? Oh, what was that? What was that about? Holy.
We'll do it live in French!
I'll leave you with some France!
Hey!
Hello, a beautiful girl, a beautiful girl
A beautiful girl
I love you
I love you
I love you more than my head
I love you more than my head
Omelet
Jamma head
The baguette
Jamma head
Jamma head?
Jamma hands!
What the fuck is that in the 1st version before?
Omelette do from much a pop a lot chump or lovely to put I don't know how to do the rest
Okay, now where's the way stone?
That's it pretty impressive. Yeah, that's actually gonna grab her all okay. Yeah, there's a lot of the words in there
That's the only thing I know
Okay, the last the rest is like one short chip up a chip up on the pop up a little boom
That's the rest of those stuff. I there's just like cheaper kitchen. Oh, there it is. Hey, can you drop me down please?
Let's get out of here!
Yo, how about you get on your own now?
Alright, let's rename it Port. Let's rename it Port. Let's rename it Port.
I'm gonna do it now.
Port.
Port.
House.
Done.
Done it.
Port House. Alright, pick me up.
I'm not going anywhere, man.
I'm using some food.
Man, you're always eating.
librarian was he found one hello mr. like oh oh do you have any books live
here's a librarian he's got paper no don't do you want me to snap his do not
do not we're gonna get on whoa whoa hang on a second look here look here
X
Come here. Look at this. Look at his eyes and look in between his eyes his nose the exact same models you all right
Holy
Exactly my real type of model in so in a city he's called the iron doll
This is me in real life
Holy aura true
True same nose as well
we should grab a bad just in case big nose big juicer is what it is
is what it is okay there's a
job where is the librarians
there I mean they're poor and I use what is
I
Didn't just walk around it
I love my backpack. I need food again for the milling time. Oh, not a bit. Yeah
Oh, I got food for you. I got food for you. Me me me me here my god. Here's some carrots for you, mr. Q
Thank you, thank you stop stop stop
You don't know where I stored them and you're eating them. He he ha
Well, I mean, I'm sick. I'm at your Greek is on today. Holy shit
Thank you
I put my backpack down at a tower and forgot to pick it up and I have no fucking clue where it's at and it has four full XP
Tim's it's way usually you have to act right now. Um, wait. No, Jesse. I'm streaming your PAV you could go back
Yeah, oh
You're welcome. You're welcome
them. Yep. I'm smart like that. Yep. I'm getting blown out. You could just go to my
it's just go to my kids. It's free. There's really my string on switch or kick. We're
not allowed to promote anymore. So I don't know, but I love kick. It doesn't have any
ads. It's sick. Well, you know, you can say kick, but I didn't think you were allowed to
fund. I don't know the rules are. I think you're not allowed to funnel them to your channel.
Found him. You love. Wait, where are you? Oh, you can't nothing. Wait, where are you,
Mr. Q, I miss you anyways.
I need pepper!
Come back, Mr. Q.
No, I- Yo, yo, Brick!
You need to start going around and looking for these guys, then?
Looking for who?
The librarians, dude!
Okay, okay, I'll look for a librarian right now, Mr. Q.
I could split any of that.
Find him for you guys in the mob.
Dude, what do you think I'm doing here?
I'm looking for this guy with a stuck up.
Oh my god, Mr. Q. I just found a Maximus Winimus.
What is it?
Um, it's...
It's a diamond chest.
Do you have the lockpick still, Mr. Q?
We don't need that.
I found a librarian, Mr. Q.
I found a librarian.
What is he got? What is he got? What is he got? What is he got?
I'll check right now for you, Mr. Q. Give me one second.
He has paper.
I think we need to level them up, though.
Oh, the birch for paper!
Mending that we're in near the waist down there.
I'll try, but I am just too dumb for that.
Bro, look, you're using one landmark or any nearby, anything at all, from where you were
at.
Let me try this.
So, where's the Mending Boy?
He's gonna get it back off.
Aw, they're all in the houses.
No.
I can't even watch it because your gods aren't live, Greek.
No, I'm kick.
I've told you this three times.
Do not make me repeat myself again.
Sleep quickly.
We will lose this entire village full of mobs.
Or guys.
Okay.
Sleeping.
Any gestures?
Now go.
Have you seen that one thing when he's like this?
No, no, no, no, I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping chill.
Alright.
Have you seen that one thing when he's like,
My son owns the server?
No, I-
Have you seen that one?
You haven't seen that?
Please let me link it to you.
Please.
This guy, his son owns the server, he sounds like a streetman here.
Watch that, man.
Okay.
I need to lock him up before the diversers die.
Okay, we need to lock in there. Okay, we need to find this guy before we fucking die
Okay, watch it. I sent it to you. You're doing this today. I broke brother. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, I forgot
I forgot my bad my bad
If you don't find more culture, you know that right we're caught. We just need what just a mending guy
Yes, there's one. It's one right here
I don't know what piece of this is.
Um, diagonal from the castle in a wooden house.
Let me try to fade this out.
my son is the owner of this world
the castle is...
not here
how do you know they even exist in the ports?
that's what I'm thinking
what do you mean? it's where you find them
who said that?
that says you haven't dropped me off I think I'll lose yeah that's right you
at the corner do you see me oh yeah oh yeah oh no guys I don't even think I got
the way so which way is it yeah you're going keep going
just make sure to five-star me on my you go
Okay, now watch out.
On a spruce roof.
The opposite side of the castle at XQC by Sorry in the chat. Thank you Sorry for solving that.
I'm picking you up. Tell me what trade to go.
Opposite way. It's a spruce roof.
This way?
No, it's a spruce roof. Where are you going?
Wait, what's this over here all right?
No, no, I just want to know what it was. Sorry. Oh, you're fucking annoying. I imagine I'm doing like that
I'm on it. You're gonna chill chill. We need this guy. It's it. We've been looking at this. Oh, I'm looking spruce roof
Like what do you mean to do the opposite of the castle? Does he mean it over here?
Okay, I found that uh, yes, yes, yes, yes
Spruce roof. Oh, we're gonna jump up here. It's good
And we're looking here. Thank you
Is this the spruce roof?
Is this it?
No. I passed it. Yeah, I don't-
Spruce roof? What does that even mean? Spruce roof?
Behind you.
This here?
Oh
Here check
They're gonna kill our boys
It's a random family
Okay, so what's that version I'm looking for?
What's that? What's on top of it?
It's not random, it's white roads.
Oh my god.
You found it? No.
I didn't when I started showing my screen. I was already in the city. So I know what city it is and I'm pretty sure
I didn't fucking you know what this is wait. I have a curse. I have a curse of inaccuracy. Yeah
It's that dog shit. Yeah
Okay
And it's any librarians you can get it from correct
Oh, I'm there. Yeah, I have no clue. I'm just gonna watch again. All the boys
Oh, I hear some guys over here. Oh
This miles way, I think
Oh my god
Wait he's gonna kill everybody
He probably killed everybody before already, you know
What is the killer buddy?
Wait a minute, I think I found the area. Okay, hold on.
Joe, what about a cleric? What about a cleric?
White robe only.
My boy?
Where is my boy?
Yeah, he's bugged.
Yo, can I stop the video if you'll be chatting guys? I can send my fucking cursor.
Can't do it. It's not good.
Yeah, it's hard to play.
Yeah, it's what it is.
I'll go back out there.
I guess I can't put my fucking cursor anywhere.
I'll go house by house.
Somebody says you gotta burn down the whole place to get him.
game
okay that's fine that's fine I mean if we burn that if we burn it down they're gonna
walk they're gonna walk from the fucking uh... house right
well I'm just reading chat
I don't know I should read chat
someone at someone at
Leon Kennedy is hot
where?
minute this is the fire dragon that i ran from
it'd be a good idea to play with a rock roll pretty much that's it
nothing else there's nothing else about it as you keep looking at houses
okay i need to find a block i can put down on for house that i've already looked
at so i can mark them so i don't double check it
No, no, he looked, he looked.
Oh, that is the guy, you look at the guy.
Book of Cursed Acresy, again.
No.
A Blessed Edge 5.
No.
Blast edge v sorry. Is that good? Blast edge v? How's this near waist down?
Yeah, Blast edge v is just a little bit better than Blast edge 5. Yeah, it's about the same,
but yeah it's some of its upsides. Well, advanced feather falling actually goes crazy.
why did you didn't die yeah I spawned and I forgot I was flying and I logged
back in and it was pretty far like I should have died okay another way down
I'm gonna look in those those the house where check around the waystone one guy
said yeah I read that already dude you fucking do that again to me I will
fucking did start that mending mending book really nice 26 emeralds and a book
That's kind of dokes though, just saying.
I mean, I looked at him for like fucking an hour and a half, so...
Hey, where are you? I've got so many emeralds.
I can pick him up with my fucking mount!
Yes, bring him to me. I have- I have two stacks of 64 emeralds.
Chad, is he going to attack him?
Little weirdo.
This is 100% right here, I killed this guy right here, nope it is not.
I'm passive
There's why don't I just bring him home to a house um
stay there boy you ain't moving nowhere
he's stuck again now yeah but this is all wood though he could die at any event
anything at all he's gonna die I say sleep here sleep here quickly are you
like it yeah yeah it's like bad all right right by a book of endings or now
I don't know how it works. I don't know how it works. We don't know yet.
Did you just buy it?
I have no clue.
Just wait a second.
We need for the Alpers advice and uh...
Oh! We should bunker him at the waste zone!
What does that mean?
like when we wait so over here we would just teleport it to our mender that's it
wait what he follows you with emerald blocks
past water I go this way I think I did it boys hold up can you can you break it
over here so you can come up here. Come on. Come on. I found it. Apparently he's going to lose his job.
What do you mean?
Three years excused now.
I don't understand it. I'm gonna go buy one all on it. Great today. Do not move it from there.
Yeah, don't move.
Okay.
I think I found it.
What the hell is it?
Hold on.
Well, surely they can give you a fucking snares discount.
one one bang done no I oh my god sit there do not move we can scum in it we
can skip dude what a discount emeralds for nine fuck oh no no no
How do you need to buy as many as you can?
Well, the Greek has a fuck...
Somebody in chat said Greek has a fucked on a blocks.
Wait, that's me. I do. I have a fucked on a blocks.
Do you need... books?
Yeah, I need a... I need a bill of books.
Brie! Brie! He's going away!
KGM! KGM!
I have sixty one a second
Anymore anyone in five hundred
500 yes
Okay, sir
All right, I haven't okay child where's the spot has the most books that we know of it
What was this trade unless you were you break the lectern exactly so we need to find his
lectern and predict it.
The thing is the cooldown.
Bro, bro, bro.
Just put a fucking, I think only you can do.
Like a fucking trap door or something, you know?
I'm blocking them in.
Just take greeks fucking emeralds, the guy said in your chat.
I don't know why he swore, but that really upset me actually.
You have emerald blocks?
Great, didn't it?
You have emeralds, loads of emerald blocks.
Oh my fucking god.
Loads of em.
I'm coming.
yeah you see I'm I told you I'm locked in today like well you come from the
fucking different from the fucking thing yeah I'm still locked in now give me
a please
you still need all these books because I'm getting billions of them yes we need
all the other boys we can get how do you get in there?
just open the cloth
close the bag down you want to get out
well you're not done with you Belle
yeah we're not done with you I mean I'm surprised you didn't give you a family
discount like it this is like ridiculous
so stingy
we're not mending on the water on all our gear
Is that what we're doing this?
Yeah.
They all said yes.
And somebody in your chat said pretty much.
Somebody said everything.
OK.
Wait.
He's not cool down.
Not reporting to you?
He's like, don't ask me where I got this.
He has a time limit.
I heal blocks.
Somebody said it will refresh.
Some of the other guys said just wait so
What's up, Jesse don't ask me how I got this but oh
My god, how did you get that?
What the fuck jokes hold up a second?
You later no, what's that? Don't do that. We need him not to die
bro
Wait, what about the emeralds you scared me?
By the way, a village no longer has books to read, and they're all going to become stupid,
and the society's going to get destroyed.
So, I hope it was worth it.
Wait, written books?
What even is that?
We have a millon of these.
Evasion.
I think we can get out, Greg. I think we can get up.
Pick up all the books and I'm full on items.
Okay, yes sir. What do you want me to do now?
I don't know actually.
remember you said we'll get the loot from that tower later?
yeah that tower's
loot's disbord now
no we got it remember
watch out!
NO!
uhhhh
get back in there
get back in there
get back in there
get back in there
get back
get back
get back
get back
get back
no
stay there
Don't leave
What if what if we both him
Our tortures it isn't this one, I think
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You can grab him with your pet, you know that yeah, but he might bug out and died
Okay, but it's worth the risk now
Can you name tagging it? Is there anything? I don't think you did it
Yeah, he doesn't need spawn, exactly. It's like a certain sound thing.
Oh, Torz will not be able to spawn him. Yeah, he's back in there. Please do that.
I have to put Torz?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, uh, looking on it now.
Okay.
Well, when the chunk isn't loaded, it won't matter.
Okay, we currently have seven ending books.
What's that, do you just repair your gears, you do stuff?
Yep, you get XP, it'll suck the XP out and it'll repair you.
Max win. I don't even know where it is anymore, to be honest.
The one in the room.
The room where he's at
Found it, okay, I'm torching up the place
All right, let me just depot all the loot that we got
Okay, we're good
Shashla and Jeff is this gear worth inch anything with the mending it is it worth it
Wait, I think I think this is gonna ask low-key
Like doing it won't be the next step that we were there we once
what's golem armor how do you make that is it in the in the in the uh
Silver is shit, wait, silver better than whatever we got?
Guys, we need it, like the books that we just got, we need that another five times.
Yeah, you got to make Greek one of those med kits.
Yeah, for that we need to get the second thing, so I don't know.
Thanks, Jesse.
Well, it was not a package.
It fights too, I said not for your good fight.
Thanks, Jesse.
Did you find your stuff in the end?
I think we're ready to go together.
I think we're ready to go together, and get all the shit so we can actually progress.
I found it through your kit.
Thanks Jesse.
Oh we're chat, what about rat towers?
X, somebody in your chat could be annoyed. Oh nevermind, that was my chat.
Okay, go on.
Caron, Caron.
Row charged what?
I don't think we should put Mending on Malmöge, we're gonna have it. True or false?
True.
I agree.
I think the joint armor is not good, I think it's shit armor. I think that's not shit.
Wait, so many people said false and it was kind of insane, right?
What about Mending? We need to get the book and shit, it's gonna be like forever to do all that shit.
Wait, that was like a super false. I think we might be wrong.
Yeah, I'll do it. Fuck it.
Is it work for me to do on my diamond armor that has like prop floor?
Fuck no.
And like all the bis- well it has all the bis enchants on it for me right now.
No?
Okay.
Wait.
We need those rat helmets.
We don't have those.
The rat helmets, we don't fucking have those.
I
How do you make this yes, just do a tower and then roll roll this is insane
Bro when you have to click on a material to click on a material to click on a material it gets me sky factory PTSD
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, it's actually the seeds
Is it a blood moon?
They shouldn't be
A zombie, a zombie villager's trying to kill our villager.
Fuck you.
Oh, it's Blood Moon.
Oh, GGs.
Yep, GGs, boys.
It's a fucking blood...
So, when I stop, I need this.
It's fine, is that it? We're just gonna...
We have internet, really, so fuck it.
I
And go
Now watch it I just show mom
Greek needs to leave the village.
Greek is still there. Wait, I should have left?
Bro, he told me not to move and protect the villager.
I've been there still.
Protecting him.
Ok, I'll leave.
I don't know how to leave this place.
I might need to use your Talmer.
I don't think I can heal as fast as I can if I have a bloodwraith.
uh...
here's one of them
i feel bad doing this
it's fine
this is a market, there's two bottles that we had earlier
did we use all of them?
this is just a fucking house, fuck it
Oh you're saying for mending yet you have to like kill stuff and get next to you
I agree this is your undying brother your undying is yours
I don't know what mine's at should be somewhere near right
Over there yeah have four full chests of xp
Is that mine
my room is absolutely just right red red nope it's not anything I'm fucked
Oh my god.
Stop trying to.
The ass guy.
Not good.
Not good.
I let him out.
I'm not gonna reverse the door.
Help.
Coming.
Oh my god.
Everybody out.
I'm gonna reverse the door.
Help.
Coming.
I have three minutes of proficiency, I cannot move!
I'm gonna fix the base real quick.
I'm doing all this with reverse controls, this is fucking cancer, I cannot-
I have to crouch to jump into this is awful I'm at home Greek you're gonna still do it
I didn't have him. Yeah.
My most liked me.
These many books are broken as I can like with it like with others we are nothing like we need this.
So I 100% don't put it on my diamond.
Absurd up. Okay.
Then going back to eating. I need 50 seconds more.
Not again. Not again.
What do we need for resistance, for resistance rain?
What is the max we need for that?
By the way, Greek, I just want to let you know, I have a cheat day.
Today was my cheat day, I'm having a cheat meal.
I got the big arch because you told me to try it, and this is so shit.
No way, you don't like it?
This is so shit.
Oh, I'm lucky. I love it.
it's delicious brother this is so bad
well good then it looks like your cheat day is turned into a diet day
yeah I'm literally about to cry about the burger like clav did
it's not that bad like I don't know why you're freaking out
it's actually a nice it's a nice burger
why don't you like it it's a cold
no there's like a no what where's the fun though where's the big ice
It's like a, it's like a gross sauce. I don't like this.
Oh my god, I don't like this gross sauce.
You're so fair to you.
You're such an whiny American.
Like dude, there's no way we're complaining about burger sauce.
It's a regular burger sauce.
So it isn't, it's like some weird must- like...
Mesquite, like, you know what I'm saying? Like the barbecue, like Carolina barbecue sauce, kind of like...
thing but it's like me
I'm it's weird
a mosquito
yeah
I'm not fucking with that
okay well in england
our ones are delicious
in england I thought this thing
well I said in england
I thought this thing
bro your whole city has a fucking identity crisis
do we be french today or do we Canadian?
yo yo says the UK
like shut the fuck up bro
like it like figure out bro pick a side but you're so annoying fuck off
why are you going there i'll stop
you have to be so rude
man no you pushed me
fucking british prick
uh... prick now huh
yo i have a book you cannot read i know for a fact watch it here
oh here we go again
subject
mathematics
enjoy it
All our Dragon Skulls died!
Funny...
Oh no!
What's your fault?
So you actually don't like that burger tool?
Mm-mm
It's like this, you know when you try to cook up a sauce?
You're like, bro, I'm gonna make the most fire sauce, you put like mayonnaise ketchup,
you make like all that shit when you're like a kid?
They just did that.
It's just like the shit sauce. I hate this.
Well, apparently some of that medicine is important for me.
Okay, well, the big arc when I tried it, it was the most delicious thing ever, and I ordered it three days in a row.
I'm not even kidding.
Okay, I'm sick of this shit, of course shit.
Jack, show me this first.
I...
The thing is, the Big Mac clears...
So hard that's not even funny. That's why it's like you just never get this
Okay, um, I'm just gonna spy it actually
It's so good Greek. Okay. Does anybody like the big up please?
Please speak up now in the chat if you like it I like a minus
Yes, we'll know
It's decent. No, no, no. Yes
yes
I haven't tried it yet
it just doesn't taste McDonald's either to me
it's weird and also the meat is pink
I've never gotten a
pink meat burger before
for McDonald's like
yo ex did you eat your gummy bear in your diet coke today?
just wanna make sure you're on top of your diet
yo yo what why am I saying that
I can fucking double your shit but I mean
fuck you are you guys are questioning me?
okay I got a screenshot there or I'm gonna take a picture of this
and show you
How do I use the tome?
On the item itself.
Oh, man, I'm depressed now.
Wait, am I gonna die?
This is an unbreaking one. Is that still good?
It doesn't want to put on it.
Yeah, take this Jesse. I don't know if this is good. Oh
It's been another shum is for oh one sec. I'm sending I'm sending you this pink burger
Okay, what is this what is this weird food office going on now like this is weird oh man fuck off x let
Let us talk we're discussing something important. Okay, yeah, Jesse when it comes to food a lot of burgers on McDonald's
The nothing beats a kid's cheeseburger, but you buy like five of them
Make chickens for me, but I agree, but it would be like the McChickens. Yes, and you buy like the small burgers
But you buy like five of them
Look at that picture Greek
So look
It's just fucking shit. Oh my god. They fucked. Oh, what did I do? Okay? Yeah, you need to know so shit
Okay, okay. Yo, you need to show that on stream X that looks like a like a fucking
Camel of the Giant. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, this looks like one of those mods in a game, like, you know, you get to drop, like,
like, a ball of meat. Bro. Like, this is fucked, right?
You know what, it is literally fucked. If it's not even fucking the way you gave it to you, it's also blind pinged.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna refund right now. Yeah, refund that, because my big arc, I'm gonna, next time I get one, I'm gonna show you a picture of it, and I'm gonna do an eating video of it, okay?
Yeah, well then, sorry, I thought you just recommended me.
No, yours is fucked up. Mine was fucking delicious.
You do garbage burger, bro.
Like, holy shit.
OK, X, can you please click that video above?
It's funny.
This is where I'm based AFK.
Son is the owner of this world.
You are talking the wrong way to the wrong second person,
and I'm not in the mood for it.
My son is the owner of this world.
You are talking the wrong way to the wrong fucking person
and I'm not in-
All right.
Ha ha ha.
Dude, about you, that's your dad.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I wanna get some big adults.
I got the refund.
Get the big art.
I'll be with you!
How'd you get a refund, son?
We don't have the over here, the big art.
Yeah, I forgot you got to get some local fucking dog shit like a dog meat burger
Shut up! Whoa!
What do you mean out?
I mean the guy still gets the tip, it's just Ronald that takes the tip
Yeah, but how did you get a refund?
Do you know you actually have to fight tooth and nail in the UK to get a refund?
You have to send like video proof
Then how come you get all the laws that are fucking useless for all the product that people like it?
Yeah, you can't get a refund on your shit, like fuck you!
okay UK is really strict and they're like please talk to help and then you
have to go through like eight steps to get there you have to talk to like AI and
stuff you just spam the word agent agent agent agent and then eventually it's
just a human interlinked it's a really well where are the fucking specials on
this app wait so you don't have a McDonald's where you live they don't
have any of the specials here yeah chalk it so you just live in fucking no man's
land you know I don't land bloods blood cities fucking full house or shit explore the menu
nope the picture like that picture probably like AI was probably able to see like I just
ate do do garbage like it probably just knew instantly and I got the money like I don't know
I'm too lazy for that you're too lazy for doing all this hockey stick bullshit um
Where's the food at?
All right
Okay, I'm ready to play now. I've eaten my dumpster fire
No, ever since that picture it's been thrown back into the bag I
ate halfway through it and turned on my light
Looked at it and saw that it was all pink on the inside. You're fucking nice
Yeah, I was terrible. I was shit talking to burger the whole time like this is fucking gross. Okay. What are you gonna order X?
Oh, I don't know yet. I don't know. I don't know. I got two big macambos with poutines,
one for me and one for Jacob. I haven't ordered for McDonald's ever since
that woman stole my fries. I still haven't ordered yet.
Oh, maybe complain essentially, man. It's too late. I don't care.
Yeah, have you seen X complain? X calls the McDonald's and tells them, like, hey, I didn't
get honey in my order. Yeah, I mean, so if you don't complain about
a problem, how are they going to fix the problem?
I mean, I know I'm just...
Did they ever refund you?
No.
I don't even think they refund you.
I don't give a fuck.
Oh!
I see what it was actually about.
Once I complained to Subway about a wrong sandwich, and they said, don't worry, you
order here a lot, next time you order, we'll give you something for free.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
They did that for a haircut one time.
I walked in crying when I was a kid, and they gave me a sticky note saying free haircut,
and I brought the sticky note the next year, and they said they didn't know what that means.
So I didn't get the free haircut.
One of my Uber drivers came to me twice in one day and it was a Mr. Barrister thing.
He was like, oh, it's you again, the guy who ordered this morning.
I was like, yep, thank you.
It was really embarrassing when he came twice to my house.
Yeah, I'm sure it was really, really embarrassing.
That was when I was fat.
That was...
All right, so we're just going to be, okay, that's the vibe?
No, no, no, no, bet, bet.
No, no, no, that's fine.
No, I'm sure.
Okay, no, bet.
That's the vibe.
All right, cool.
So we're bullying the vibe guy.
Yo, yo, I had two fucking Undying Rings, where are they?
Oh, they're both Undying.
I'm brain dead.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
What is that on the ground?
Honey.
Honey, what the fuck?
It's a bitch, baby.
but that's it but I don't know how to do that
oh my god what the fuck
so what money is mitzviz
mitzvizhi materials
why do people cringe when you're having fun
that really annoys me
wait my backpack's on again
who's talking about my backpack
give it back now
not me this is mine then
because you're pushing 40 so we're 7
no not me how could it be
That's that's that's his ex when you're a certain age you're not allowed to have fun anymore by the way true never
So like it like I'm banished from having fun
How'd you get a message on son? What was that? I?
didn't I
Think I miss my wife
On that on that. Yeah, yo, where the fuck is my backpack then
I went on a ginormous journey to find him.
In gear?
I'm fucked.
It's right on the anvil. I check.
you know sometimes I thought hello and I cuddled it and I pretended somebody yeah
every does that yeah yeah I wrap my leg around like a big body pillow thing
No, I really do miss my wife.
Who?
My wife.
You never had a wife.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I don't know where Kitty is.
She was long like that.
She forgot her husband with kids now.
I don't know what the hell's going on there.
I stopped because I got the job. Yeah, holy classic
So where the fuck is the fucking undying? I'm done. I can't so I'm so I'm driven. You're not at all
Yeah, 29 right here. Thank you
She's yeah, I don't know dude. She's probably got a wife husband the red house. I'm good loot. Thank you. Yeah, which ones is
They wanted to do that ours
Where is your bag at?
I left it at a tower.
Aye aye aye, that's what I did.
I've got like eight fucking pink things, none more undying.
to get it now
should we go with nether?
maybe it's four and we'll go with nether
i feel like i did nothing today
i'm pretty sure i just looked for my bag
that was huge though, that was huge
that was huge, i'm gonna be considered soy screen
Battle burritos.
Maybe that chat was not right. I am pretty annoying and I'm pushing 40.
Alright, I'm going to bed now.
A strong resistance absorbs inhale, blows and heals.
Yeah, but...
It's too much, too much, too much, too much, too much.
Do you want to go to the Discord leave call? Good night, guys.
It's like they actually get one guy outside the mending house.
One guy. Yeah, Steven was right. Steven's calling me annoying in the chat.
Yeah, I'm not gonna be here if Steven's here. Goodbye, guys. Just one dude named Steven.
Ah, Steven's here. Goodbye.
Imagine if you see Steven in the chat and he's like, hey, what are you like, guys?
Steven's here again! I'm not gonna be playing if he's here in the chat!
Seriously!
Y'all by the way, your gear's here. By the way, the dragon's shit is in the chest.
It's fucking dope shit.
I asked my boys if it's good and they were like, no, it's the worst last we've ever had.
All right, I'll take it.
All right, give me the rest of the dragon stuff, I'll make it.
I don't have any dragon stuff. They said you need to re-roll it, and I didn't have anything to re-roll it.
I have one more re-roll. I don't see the weather.
Oh, there.
God, my courage to actually not take this.
These are actually good. You just have to re-roll them, but obviously...
I don't have the scales.
We have to kill...
I have enough of one more bubble! What are we putting in this slump? Is that a ring? Is that a what?
X, are you gonna help me out or are you just gonna always help yourself out?
Yo, bitch, we've been giving you gear the whole time. Shut up.
Oh my God, here he goes again.
the button the fucking button bro can you please fucking help me man so fucking
on Chad whatever you found anywhere with the concept of these problems
the good one thank you thank you thank you thank you do you want to pay more
Oh, oh fuck
Back to it
How do you have you a report that?
Silt
Yeah, I mean live I've been live for 14 hours has anybody else been awake that long before in their lives
nobody nobody ever I don't think it's a no person ever
you like die man you'll be fine
the only one dying here is me I ate like a rat sandwich yes literally dead
I'm dead wait as healthy on a jet do I bother I think I keep that
Oh, but now I kept with a backpack on it. I'm fucking brain dead. Yeah. Oh my god, bro.
Do you know? Oh my god, bro. You made me. Oh, how now? Oh, how now? Oh, I can hold
on my offender
I'm really good at it
oh yeah okay oh my god bro look at him
he looks like Jesus himself like what is
going on
Yeah, I have like a million dollars, I'm like a, I'm an invincible.
Okay, well, what about the rest of your team?
Brother.
Brother, I look like I'm ready for war, hold on.
Looks like you got a fucking...
Like, alright, the weapon crab is...
Wait, I printed it and then there was an after the end.
Was it the end first?
What's he got?
Really?
What the hell?
I
Wait efficiency, oh no, it's I'm breaking. I love your killer weather
Ready, this is the governor can you give me one one minute, and then I go I have to set up. I was I was
enchanting
Sure, we have enough of what it was goals. You said that hello, or I was enchanting
I was enchanting. I was enchanting
Give me a second, Peasant. I'm enchanting.
Dude, do you know what program I really liked? The Witcher.
Did anybody like that a series?
I didn't watch it. Wait, what the fuck?
Where the ring is broken?
There's boobies in there.
You called it a program, bro.
Yeah, it's a program.
Heh.
Um...
What was that?
The Witcher was really good. It was difficult to...
It's one of those shows that you might need to watch twice to understand, like, everybody.
What's up?
So it's bad stuff, then.
No, it's complicated. You need a brain to work on it.
It's complicated. It's shit. It's shit.
Dude, you're fucking pissing me off.
Yo, motherfuckers. The one who's good at the rest is shit.
You have my fucking face. Do you understand me?
Fuck you.
I love this shit.
I like Fallout, though.
Don't fuck with my character in that one.
I hate you.
Oh, I don't hate you. I love you.
I think if you don't take Fallout too seriously, it's really good.
But like if you try to like super analyze it and compare it to everything else, then you'll hate it
But it's literally when you see everything in that game, that's such a statement that you could use in everything
No, but people are being like super hyper critical about like the Lauren shit, but it's just like
But these guys are fucking nerds like I hate all of Twitter though
Yeah, or Twitter's just like that's like a is a cesspool like okay
Let's be honest the first thing you see on Twitter is somebody dying somebody's dick somebody's boobies and
some like kids getting bleached and stuff like it's a place where you just go
there to keep your brain rotting to make yourself feel better you watch the
world burn and you come off you like wow my life's not that bad it's the worst
horrid place to go it's a mental illness and it's filled with people doing
propaganda posts from different countries poisoning our minds this is
spiritual warfare and I will not stand for it.
Jack, is that your life? I hear it.
Alright, I'm here. You ready to go?
Holy, I thought the aura from the balls. Where are you?
I'm stuck. Help me, Greek. Help!
Oh my god, I got you, I got you.
week's back back you took it back and I made that I can't do shit I fucking how
am I gonna help you so you're just gonna grow how am I gonna help you excuse
me at least we'll send it lie and get me okay okay good plan give me a second
let me summon mounts wait why they didn't work summon
why don't we go rat tower first okay we need to do the other way there
I got you, where are you Jess?
I'm down there, get me, get me, get me.
Did I get you?
Guys, we need to go together to at least get some fucking motherfuckers, you know what I'm
saying?
Yeah, I'm about to motherfuck everybody.
Yo, let me drop off these books first.
Yeah, I have an undying backpack one of you stole it to you say it's all good. I'm not gonna get mad about it
But yeah, one of you guys
No, I'm on the floor. I think I'm on the ground and you took it
No, I know but my I've had max health one this whole time and I yesterday undying
I made mine and it's video recorded like do you want me to say you the videotape dude shut the fuck up
Yeah, I was about to unleash full force but I held back.
Ooh, holy, holy, holy, holy.
Okay, now I need a flint and steel.
Cringe, crickets, crickets!
I already cricketed him, it's fine.
Finally.
You have any...
Wait, was the Minecraft movie any good though for realsies?
Like, yes or no?
Simple answer, like, give it to me now, boys.
It's fantastic. It's a genuine lifeline.
No, is it actually good or not?
Oh, no. Okay. TP nearby it, and then we put the foot over there, because it can get really bad at it.
They can do it with swamps.
Okay, let's get to the swamps.
Nice, Phil.
Nice, Phil. We need to patch that hole up, Loki.
Yeah, I don't know where this came from.
Yeah.
Do you know how to make a portal, or do you need forces to help you?
Shut up. It is very hard. It is very hard in there. It's very hard
Good luck, I'm very hard. Let's go
It's a good idea. Oh, yeah, we need to do your eyes. I'm coming to swing. I'm sweet. Oh, well, yeah, what my god?
We're smiling in this. I'm really weird. Oh my god. Can you can you fly in here? I'm here
Hi Jesse. Hi. Oh my god this is the nether. Maybe we should wait until next episode before
we do the nether. Okay, fair enough. We can just go the way they do. We need to get sourced
on them. Wait, can we at least play for like another 30 minutes to an hour? Oh my god,
Oh my god we can make that as a pet.
Oh it's so cute!
Let me communicate.
He said hello, welcome to the never.
Wow.
He said that?
Really?
Yes, he did.
Alright, I did some blocks.
Oh watch out!
It's a...
Ow!
Oh my god, uh oh.
Oh my god.
Wait, these are crazy.
Wait, I'm on fire.
Help.
Wait, I'm on fire.
Help.
I think we need fire resistance.
Yeah, yeah, my bed gives us a...
Did you guys...
It does, yeah, it does, it does.
Yeah, just send it by me.
Oh, it doesn't.
Never mind.
Oh, you guys, have you got pots? I have one.
I have one.
Hello, everybody, we're deep in the nether.
Things are gonna get wacky.
I'm wild.
Can I recall in the nether?
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out, X.
Nice shot.
Oh my goodness me.
nice shot my goodness me that was amazing yeah this is a village or not
looks like a stronghold village this friendly for the roses we're in
Oh big demon in here watch out behind you
Oh, wow the loose so good here
What's this a cactus Wow, never cactus never
That's the way old Polly on I've heard of this oh
Shit
I'm dead. Oh what am I going to do? That was crazy. Am I spawned in the same place by
the way? Is that a floor? Ah, no idea. Okay, seriously. Yeah, I'm in the same place. I'm
in the same place.
Yeah, I don't buy res anymore.
This hurts.
I'm starting to get much more.
I might not.
Nice.
back out
Kill this kill this thing, please
Holy content
Let him go
I'm not even getting exp because my shit's dying, it's like breaking it, like, my gear
would be broken a million years ago.
Oh my god, my gear's about to be broken, I have to leave, I'm sorry.
Everybody out, everybody out, everybody out, everybody out.
Wait, wait, I gotta get my things.
Please.
Let me just repair them.
Oh my shit is breaking and I have mending, like that's all I'm saying in this place is
it.
yeah I'll be back in my two seconds I'm just gonna help me X X kill this kill
this kill this thing this skeleton
back out, you need to get out, you need to get out
okay, go
I'll put my shield on
they're back, you need to get back
I'm good, I'm good
I'm on my way, I'm coming back
my boost is on, they break you fast
you clutched
yes, see where
oh my god, oh my god, how did I get that?
I put it in your inventory, Chad wants to drop that right on the ground as a credible
is it lute?
It's because we don't have magic resistance.
I think it's worth doing more damage for our armor.
We need to get out.
We need to get out.
We need to get out.
Just go.
Oh my God, it's upright.
Oh God.
Oh God.
We got to go boys.
Got him.
I'm hoping you just, nice Jesse.
Oh God.
Let's just leave.
Let's just leave. Wait, is your stuff actually breaking eggs?
Um, well, I mean, my feet will die soon. Jack, what did I kill that has that?
Careful, that guy's shooting at us. Is it in, right?
Okay, we need fire resist, but bad.
Keep helping a lying bomb guy family
Watch out that I the eyes up top is giving you I'm gonna shoot it
Oh, it's a ground. Oh, don't you give it that?
Okay, go find something
I almost won love it.
Let's just see if I can find some growls.
Okay.
Was it that we're looking for growls?
Yeah, they're like gas essentially.
Is that the momy over there?
What is that do not fall down
You need my grills or bomb guys they they should give us gas here's
What is that they are right there
Mike! Mike, leave that in the lane!
Reconplosion?
Hold on.
Yo, is he gonna pull up here?
This is
not here, not here.
Here!
Nice.
I'm waiting for you at the thing now.
Can you pick me up over here?
Can you recall potion here?
I'm fucked.
I can mount in one more bubble, howdy
Take this eat it quick
Okay, I can't recall
Thank you, please
Then yeah, nice
Leave
He's having a water bucket on you, bro. Can you recall and can you recall in the inner area? No in the nether just get out
Yeah, I'm out
Yeah, I thought you had the nether is really insane if you die in lava it's up your softloft
No, no, you could just build a structure in it
your grave you would be in there
oh yeah I guess true yeah by the way you you you
there's probably you don't know about it I guess I'm on the ground
it's okay though it's a recall potions are like useless in the never
it was not back it was not back it was not back
Bum-a-macket! Bum-a-macket! Bum-a-mack-pack!
Bro, can you shut up with those things?
okay I'm joining him I'm looking for a backpack I hope it doesn't make sense
okay
regenerating it thank you actually have schools you're not getting yeah yeah
nothing exactly where I picked it up today
We need a Resistant Swinger as well though.
So, you got that, did you see? A Resistant Ring?
Yeah, Resistance, and it's Undying.
Oh, I mean, okay.
But I need a Regen Ring still.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now.
Unless I find another part of diamonds.
Chat, if I put that with mine, is it going to stand, Donnie?
Wait, I think you need two res-rings.
I mean
I mean, it's easy to do these ones. It's just gold. You just use gold to enchant them.
whatever we don't we need so I'll just make this one out
that's fine I think
uh... the silt
what do you use to reforge that
regen, uh, uh, portrait ring
uh, no, gold
I know what I'm gonna get if I block the goal by the way.
For free.
They're in here bottom.
What's your goal?
Yeah.
Yeah, I should really get organized that.
We're gonna get it.
Now.
I'm dying.
Nice.
Do you have any more gold?
Yeah.
Is it a potion ring, right?
Yeah.
But look at my potion.
Can you put the gold in there?
The potion ring regen, right?
No, like see, this is bad.
You have a potion ring of um...
Of nothing.
Yeah, that's like of nothing.
That's just a mat to make them out.
I mean, the undying is so good on it by itself.
It'll be nice to a man, dude. Come on, bro.
Um, I have an actual set to make the, uh, weather thing, but but...
S-Says you.
Yeah.
That says both of you and says chat.
Everybody's being mean to me and now I will cry.
Woohoo!
Well, I mean, that is mean. I mean, it's better than nothing, though.
Wait, should we just go make a wither?
Yeah, we can kill him right now.
But why would we do that though?
For Netherstar so we can make...
Isn't there something that we've needed forever with another star?
Yeah, and appointment skills though.
Oh, Wastome!
L.
Yeah, it doesn't matter that much.
I guess number one priority is...
Could you make me a regen ring or you're doubling regen right now do ruin the towers
Oh, we're doing now where we're out so we can't do anything. I mean we need to get a night
XQC out
How are we out? I don't understand. We have a gastric my son owns this for you for four tears
Let's easy you just get the big bombs guy of zillion school for work for another
We need to get on the dragon, I'm gonna come.
My boots need, um, unbreaking. Do we have any unbreaking at all?
We have unbreaking one. I've yet to find unbreaking. I'm trying to find unbreaking for my medkit.
Really?
I have unbreaking one as well.
Yeah.
Is that good or no?
No, unbreaking one's trash. We need like unbreaking three.
Wait. Yeah, unbreaking one is there.
I bet we could farm it, but yeah.
Hmm.
Grab your unbreaking and give it to him and he can combine it.
With whom?
Yours.
I think there's like three unbreakings all together.
Yeah, I have one unbreaking here.
So many stat has guaranteed unbreaking to be on enchantment table.
Oh
Is that what you mean is that in David this incident? Oh, but we need a worm gold
Yeah, go one time now
Can we just see that's what we need this is the list gold worms?
Yeah, I see gas tears. Yep
Then enter dragon the nether but
Yeah, I'm gonna
Call it. I have a flight in the morning.
Wait, you're leaving?
Yeah, I'm going for it.
Oh, shit.
Because I have a house there? Yeah, a little bit.
It's a song.
I'm literally in my house. I mean, it's literally my house.
You know what I mean?
Dude, you know what you should do in the backyard?
You should make it like a golf thing, because it's literally like putting green already.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I did my quitting everything, because you're giving me a golf guy only.
Golf commentator, golf pro player, golf attendee, golf course, maintainer actually.
You just don't understand how fun it is bro, you just don't get it.
Alright, well, thank you.
Alright, roll the outro.
Thank you bro, yep.
Take the pets out, mouse.
Yep, yep.
Let me put this on my second hand, boom.
3, 2, 1, and action.
Anyway guys, really?
3, 2, go last.
3, 2, 1.
And that wraps up today's episode everybody.
Thank you so much for watching.
And it's been a very successful day with me, XQC and Jesse.
Excuse me?
I'll tell you we got a lot of progress, we got a lot of materials, we even dipped a
little bit into the nether, but next time we will be going to the nether and approaching
all these big scary monsters and hopefully getting some good through that and into progression.
Jesse?
Make sure you guys subscribe if you want to keep watching and hit that like button if
you really enjoyed this video.
Today was amazing.
We got a whole bunch of mending books too.
We are grinding for sure.
Anyways, I hope you have a good rest of your day or night and until the next episode
of our outcraft, here I go.
you
Perfect
Wait chat is that perfect never gala you need to wear because it's not a magic mob sir
Fire we need anti-magic, right? Yeah, you'll need a what I got the mother sucker
All right six segment
They've got somebody said gold of most of Moses that kind of makes sense, right? I have that gold of others
I'm starting to feel sick and I don't know if it's just placebo and like I'm thinking about it a lot
But I'm starting to feel ill. That's a placebo
You know if we play one more thing just one more what no, no, bro, no, this is last game of the season
All right one rocket league match just one no
Oh
We want you because you're our favorite
Yeah
Yeah, I will be
in
For tomorrow and I'll be live with the normal stream
But I'll be there and I'll do some irons mother shit when we get it, but um
Other than that, truth?
I'll just have to wrap it up first.
Thanks for the sub-zoo.
For the sub-zoo, bits and don't-oh-zoo.
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