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Yo 39, my-
Every single movie was bad.
It's just a bad movie.
Like,
I don't know what it is about a movie that people like so much.
It was just bad.
I don't-
You're an Oscar ghost.
Guys,
Guys, I rewatch bad movies
two times,
three times
because I like movies.
Even movies that's even decent
I'll watch it,
I like movies this movie. I'm not I want to try something. I will not watch the movie. Why I said before I
broken down
And it's not because I want to have a movie a lot is this people put a lot in this on the movie
So is it so I was like, okay?
I'm a lot in and I'll break it down and I can break it out and always is that the pasting is terrible
The the kid developed is terrible the
The plot twist reveal is completely ruined, it's simultaneously.
Whenever there's the reveal of, oh guys, the vampire or whatever, it's like, um, what?
You know, it's a scene out of the fucking scary movie, like it's fucking dog shit.
I mean, come on, bro, really?
Michael B. Joe.
Yeah, it's awful. Sorry.
This is the first last game and nomination of Michael D. Jones.
Hi, hi, Mr. Count. Could we do a room decor shopping stream again?
Your vision on cards are lonely and it's so much fun creating your space.
XQCL.
Yeah, yeah, you know, you know
Happy 45th
I was waiting for a minute
Get a welcome to the Jungle XQC LLXQC
You want some of the cards that I got?
Want some of the cards that I got?
Did you like Marty Supreme?
Wait, no?
By all that is holy I summon fish moly
By all that is holy I summon fish moly
What does Mr. Tonales have to say chat?
chat. Let's listen to the actual person WHO knows a lot about movies. Lamau. Chat. Listen.
Two. Him. He's the type of guy WHO put two on every movies that I SNT about Gamble
O'L. L-O-L.
Again.
What?
Hello Mr. X I love your content so much. Could you welcome me to the jungle wink
Gengar, 1st Edition, hollow.
Haunter,
Magneton,
Zapdos, hold on.
Brock's Ninetales,
Brockett's Scyther, 1st Edition.
Blaine's Charizard, 1st Edition, hollow.
Snorlax Hollow, First Edition, Lapras, First Edition Hollow,
Eredecto, First Edition Hollow, Koga's Beedrill, First Edition Hollow,
Diga, Erika's Venizor, Alternative Art, Hollow, First Edition,
He's out, been there, Mr. Mayor.
Rockets, Mewtwo.
I don't think it's this hollow.
Aircrafts, the table.
Blades, Maltres, flying art, full hollow.
First vision.
Surges, a maintain.
Surges, electoblasm.
First, this is an aloe.
Hold on.
Two more tops, aloe.
First, this is a trainer.
Trainer.
Trainer.
Trainer.
Hold on.
Rockets, Zapdos, flying arts for hollow, first edition.
Misty's, Tentacruel Hollow, first edition.
Hold on.
Misty's, C-Drop, first edition hollow.
All right.
Rockets, Hitman-Chan, first edition hollow.
Sabrita's Alakazam.
Joltean.
Kanger's Scan.
Oh, Joe Benny's Matching Hello, Prisnizin.
Pijia, Prisnizin.
Lopu, Lopu, Pijia, Joltean.
Mak, Articulio, Lopu, Prisnizin.
Mortres
Chat and thoughts
Yo, these are two cents. Yo, this is like fucking
Yo, so those are like thousands of pop are you kidding me?
Yo, so those are like thousands of pop are you fucking kidding me?
Crazy collection bro
Hey, uh, I need to go get them graded.
Uh, someone knows we'll probably go for like, eights, maybe a nine.
I don't think none of these are tens.
Tens are, like, impossible for that old of a set,
except with the today's standards, unfortunately.
Um...
A.I. Slob.
Yo, yo.
I think I'm going to get a little bit of a headshot.
Can I get an ex-QCL pretty sick, grateful for this game?
I think she's getting an extra come-as-all month.
Like it.
Yo, what is this?
Beach mouse, beach, beach mouse.
Yo, okay, okay, okay, chat.
This actually is AI Slopper.
Yo.
AI sloppy toppy dog shit. That shit is awful.
That's nice, I guess.
Nope, badder.
Badder.
Badder.
Well, am I on my own?
No.
Awful.
Bad.
Um, easily turned to awful.
Thank you.
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What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
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what is that? I mean, I'm either doing that shit on.
No!
Great streamer less than three.
Mario Kart today.
No!
Great streamer less than three.
So what did they do wrong?
So what did they do wrong?
Wagga.
I'm gonna dig one down. Yeah, I don't get it.
Oh!
Cobblestone generator.
It has to be one down, it doesn't touch the source.
XQCL, I lost my friends, Saj.
NB will hold a vote on the board of governor meeting.
If not in teams, Lares, Seattle, Yoba, Montreal, though.
Why are we always excluded?
I believe they rematch with the other five. This is not a joke.
Um...
guys what's his problem yeah yeah I guess what's his problem yeah I'll got no
money for a team that's why
that's dog shit what a the human head weighs eight pounds yours must be double
because you're so handsome and smart and the best game gamer there is peanut
Collab when love you love chat thanks for all the fish
We do well for the other
Embedding on the culture embedded on original ideas and original artistry
Yeah, I don't think it's like like I lost something I don't I don't have like a dog in his race
I don't give a shit everyone's your loses. I think it will be a shit. It's not a big rum
I mean yo the Oscars isn't a validation or a removal of anything. It's just a fucking it's a shit
That's weird. That's weird. That's weird swatting. I'm guys. I don't live there. You can swap me
I don't care. I live in Texas, bro
Like the one thing I always say just don't bring my parents into it, bro
Like this is like the third time you someone is swatting my mom. There's no point. What am I mom? It's just weird
I don't live there. I live in Texas. You want to swap me? Yeah
So I move I move a whole family out because people were swatting of randoms
And also people people are also swatting
People that bought the house that I sold like fucking make dude like five years or six years ago
Like a random people like a randoms like that. They didn't do anything
Okay
Just get through them
chat props. Come on, man.
chat chat one's rumble up chat one's rumble up is over. Maybe he'll get it, right?
You'll need jerking hating on the DLSS I slop as a sheep.
It genuinely looks good overall, if they didn't say it was AI everyone would be loving it.
That's not true.
Yo, I'm one of the biggest haters of AI haters, but dude, you're just wrong.
Cringe.
Wait, hold on.
Let me go to my, let me go to my, uh...
Bro, I really wish you gifted your CS team double what those brokeys won yesterday.
What, but we lost them.
So desperate to keep the 250 subs that make good content would have been a big fuck you to the men's jink like see
Kaliora brother you can literally see you literally see why is this band?
Like it moves a I it right excuse it looks like a how you doing like
If it's a I and it's okay, I don't care, but this looks AI that's the problem
Can I get a good old jungle welcoming like a while since I've had one might as well be for this
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Like the you know see like how it gets stuck in movement and just and it just like it looks like there's two planes
See grace looks too much. It's either this to that TV or that's you know
I mean it looks like there's two planes entirely. I look these then moves in his environment like they like they're one piece
Look at this shit.
Like it's just awful.
Like you're pausing one part of the map.
Like what?
Standing there.
I mean, I mean this is awful.
I mean this is genuinely fucking absolute dog shit.
Like look at the cohesion within the art of this and the background.
It makes sense.
Bro, are you fucking kidding me?
It's just awful, Zyne.
But, I don't know, tell me that this doesn't look like an AI prompt.
The problem is that you're going to get flooded with so much dog shit AI
That most of the media you're gonna look at is going to be AI and this will you only be able to tell that it is?
Oh, this looks like AI because it's your flood with AI. The problem is is that
You can know that later separation and criticism
Right, you won't be able to tell them like you we can have good AI. This is bad AI
That's the problem. There's good AI. There's bad AI
AI. Criticize dog shit AI. Guys, all of you look like this. Like, it's just dog shit.
He looks stupid.
So, XQC, can you suck me, B?
Wait, what's going on?
I can't say B.
Look at the shirt, then.
X. Q.
Roll.
This is supposed to let you litch the fuck out of it.
Let. Me.
Suck.
Come on, bro.
Your. Beep.
XQCL.
All right, it looks like you on that one of the main stream mellow and let's see
what happens what happened between the line do the work listen to the culture and the result will
take care of themselves because at the end of the day it's not about the money the nice hotel
the private jet remember that and you'll be fine okay yeah yeah I like how they didn't
He didn't read the line.
He still put the line as Rick.
Yeah.
You're right. He's right.
We got too much talent, and we worked too hard to be playing like this.
We got to get this train right back on track real quick, like...
That's right. We all have the attitude.
The train will be rolling in no time. Let's do it.
Who was half thought?
That a young buck like you.
Who half thought?
About what?
That a young buck like you could actually do the right thing in the boy game.
His story, buck, kicked back the game.
Who half thought?
About what?
But a young buck like you could actually do the right thing in a boy game.
His story puts him back again.
He told me to chill.
Sounds like a wise thought to me.
This is the UCL.
Give me your all hands on deck. Good call. Check it.
The ref should have checked his cell. He was trash all night.
All we can control there is ourselves.
Forget the rest. The fan, even the opponent.
Any of your business and the rest will take care of yourself. All right. I guess so
How's that
You got excuse you thanks for all
We'll come between the line tonight time will tell you if you can't help or not
The place on the other hand I'm gonna reserve judgment. How's that?
You got all the skill to make a contribution but the proof will come between the lines
tonight.
Time will tell if you can help or not.
Um, team USA goal and again, sled the hockey.
What the fuck?
Yo!
It's very ill.
It looked like he wasn't going to make it.
I don't know.
I won't mention his name.
Should I?
Do other people know his name?
Yeah?
Do you want to mention it?
He'll be proud.
Go ahead.
Tell him this story.
Okay.
Well, thank you, Mr. President.
Congressman Neil Dunn of Florida had some real health challenges, and it was very
serious.
had had a pretty grim diagnosis and I mentioned it to the president and I said
Congressman Don is a real champion in a patriot because he's still coming to work and if others got this diagnosis
They would be apt to go home and retire. What was the diagnosis? It was I mean, I think it was a terminal diagnosis
He would be dead by Jim. Okay. That wasn't public, but yeah, okay. That's
It was grim
And one man who is very ill it looked like he wasn't gonna make it. I don't know. I won't mention his name
I do other people now Jack what what what was it trying to say it's a bad
bill I'll get it all right
hey excuse me thoughts on polymarket bet on Plovichina becoming next Supreme
leader lol people are legit putting money on this wtf
very cute
I just clipped him. I'll see you there.
I'll see you there.
I'll see you there.
61 months in the jungle.
Are you getting a haircut before the Sidemen chanted yes or no?
Can't be letting in dolls and also looking like Tamer Lucius Malphoy.
Um...
Oh
Holy shit
What the fuck?
Sir, are you okay?
I just pissed my shit off.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Yo, what the hell is this?
Yo, what was that for, F?
it's been a minute hope you're doing well there is terrible on w1 speed
laughing I told you June next year you are always the world champion
Holy shit. Is this real? Yo. Yo, I'll play that.
Oh, there you go. Every look of carpet to the business, Oscar.
You may be able to look at this. That's nice. I like that. Yo, I kind of like that.
I'll go do it really quick.
I like it.
I think it works, no?
Hey, X.
What the fuck?
Did you know that if you dip your balls into soy sauce, you can actually taste the soy
sauce in your mouth.
Try it out.
I'll try it later.
I like it.
Now, how my streamer is so handsome and the best in every game.
Yo.
Is there only one?
There's the only one?
Oh yeah, I think I can get the next.
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Had a very formal events very
High society events and everybody's trying hard to be formal and you gotta go yo look at my ink
I got I got a dragon here, and it spits fire on the goblin at the bottom and
In my ass right here. There's a tentacle coming out right there would look at it. Oh
Okay, well that's fucking awful
I'm not at it
It's just not for me
So it's not for me I
It is almost good I
This is almost great. I think it's pretty cool. I see the vision
In my opinion they didn't pull off this part if they did it would be able to be it would be a eight
7.3
Don't shit
garbage garbage. Hey, this looks like a
Yeah, this is like a
One of those umbrellas and you have to wrap it you have to wrap the top it like it's like an umbrella wrap
You know I mean this looks like a camping. Yeah, it's like a camping kit
This is like a tent kit. You have to build up to fucking camping spot
like you have to get the sticks and the speach of shit
bad sorry they're bad you know what kind of cool actually you know what
yet I will call this three quarters not too bad yet isn't it one of those
car wash spinners you go get with your car wash and first spinning around
I
Got a cool
It's not terrible awful
This is this is a this is a misery get a shit out of here. This is like a bag in
Okay. Yeah. Chai, you know what? It works, but I don't like it enough. Hold on. Just
for me, I don't think he pulled it off. I don't think she pulled it off, but I think
it's great. Does that make sense? Hold on, here's my ticket. In my opinion, this needs
hair. To pull off this look, you have to go all out and the bald doesn't work with it.
It needs maybe a more fluffy back hair thing. That's what I would envision this.
I mean or afro um this is not good oh it's basically does all that so not bad
This is okay.
I can't help to think that the tattoos are too much.
It's very little, but no tattoo better here, looking.
I don't like tattoos.
I didn't need to be done with finesse.
And when I did not, it's better.
This is okay.
Think I think the the the fluff is going to
Basic but awful these shoes a table
It doesn't work sorry
Doesn't work bad
It's just bad
well
The nudity doesn't really make sense here. It doesn't pull it off. It's not a rewarding. Does that make sense?
It looks cheap and it's un-rewarding. It's visually un-rewarding.
It's not nudity. For me it is. This is nudity, yeah.
Yo, why why why people want to be half-clawed and not be called nudity?
If you're half-clawed, you have to know that I mean it. What about it?
If you want to wear a half clothes, I mean it's duty. What about it?
You know what I don't mind it I
Think it's subtle, but it doesn't job. I actually saw a lot. There's a good
That's nice
Yo
Yo, she snapped hold on
Probably the best by far.
I'm not thinking that this one's a 9.2 out of 10.
Every works.
Look at the buckle on this.
Where's the buckle on that?
The texture almost the same.
Full sleeves, really nice, well fitted.
Super nice length.
Dude, necklace on par with the end of the jacket.
hair looking nice with it with the proportions look at that look at the
proportions look at it look backwards a little bit look at the proportions
looks really nice almost look like a lampshaded it's nice as fudging
not about you
um this is okay stuff
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You know what, I think this is great.
I like it.
I think it left way better, back to points.
I think since she's wider, the slimmer doesn't work for her.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Yo!
Just don't do that.
Don't do that.
Guys, I think this is incredible.
Go to an event, we ask for a picture, and you turn around and show your fucking ass.
If I do this as a man, I go to jail.
If I shut up at the event, and I put a big ass fissure in my pants,
and I show you my butt crack wide open,
and you see hands in my legs, like, shit is awful.
Like, oh man, just awful.
This is okay.
I'm gonna keep spelling.
Are we the S?
This is all the parts I don't like it.
The flat shoulders bullshit.
Yo, what are these sums?
Check.
The see-through, the wide, the fucking keyboard, the- the- the- the overly long pants, under
the dumb ass shoes, just stop it.
Ah, shit.
Absolutely visible.
Garbage.
This is garbage.
It doesn't pull it off, ah, trying to hold it back.
Oh table this is not for her either. Absolute garbage.
Goofy. She looks like a kid.
Chat. She looks like a kid.
Am I wrong?
He looks like a kid.
Yo!
Beautiful.
Chat, I- Yo, I think he's snapped.
Fire.
Well done. I like it.
This is nice, but this is weird.
Yo!
You know what?
He's snapped.
Hold on.
I think it's a little bit too sl-
I think it's a little bit tiny bit too slim fit.
So slim.
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This is kind of nice, wait.
Yo, he pulled it off, but, brother, brother, brother.
They fitted him almost perfectly.
No creases atop the bottom almost, you see that?
Yo.
Now, there are some creases, but not the one, not the one that are bad.
Now the ones that make the the pantaloon fold upon itself like these ones, right? It's very small
Yeah, it's aura it's this aura's fucking
Yo, yo butt crack out
Dude dude dude dude
dude yeah I guess though to my mac version like this but I could see it put
some fucking clothes on man actually nice again with the wideness not a
I'm not a fan of it.
Um...
Not really.
Nice.
I-I-I-I like it. It's nice.
Um...
It's okay.
It's okay. It's a little bit-it's a little bit...
More fit and feminine than I thought it'd be.
chat I think it's a little bit it's a little bit feminine for sure um actually
got a nice that's okay I guess no
Yo, what the fuck? Hello?
Yo, how did you get into the building here? Just know sorry
Yeah, why is it so Matt? Okay, hold on
Yeah, yeah fashion advice of the day
His head is already small right?
Why wear wider clothes towards the bottom of the outfits like like it's slid at the top
Right? Slit at the top.
And it gets wider and wider.
Why? I don't get it.
Your head's not really small,
but bro looks like a lego piece.
You look like you put the lego on top of the rest of the body.
I don't agree with it.
Yeah, this is, Roblox outfit.
Um, I don't, I don't agree with it, sorry.
Interesting.
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I'm just going to show you how to do it.
He said who?
Absolutely not.
Let's-a know.
Um, it doesn't work for her, but yeah.
I can see she's working on somebody else.
Too much coming.
Yo.
With all due respect and
no vision I catch a glimpse of the thighs.
Look, mommy, mommy, I'm not trying to, trying to.
And the fact that I'm being given it is a gift.
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
It's just, what can I say?
I don't want it, I don't want it, take it back.
Dude, check and have it, check and have it.
No. Oh, you know what?
Guys, the boobies will make it work in.
Really, man.
Not really.
Just go apple.
No.
Almost.
by the way I want to do the bubbies
does it does it's too much cheese it's much I can see the the spinner I think I
can see them the the cap yo yo guys I can see them like mom bra
I can't see the lid, I can't see the pep, I can't see the saucer.
YEEEW!
That's just shit.
I actually got a nice, but, again, the see-through is too much.
Ah, no.
Almost nice.
You know what? Too long, but nice.
You know.
Not bad.
Not bad actually.
Not terrible.
Awful.
Not really.
I like it.
Yeah, yeah, this guy's a character, no?
Yeah, yeah, he's got the...
Yo, yeah, he pulls this shit off though.
Jack, he pulls it off!
That was cool. Enjoy it.
He's got my paws, yeah.
Stein's Gate, I'll fit, yeah.
I enjoyed it.
Oh, what was that?
Yo, that's not, yo, yo, show my good ones, yo, show my good ones, yo, shut the fuck
up, show the national good ones.
The one I wore at the last event bitch ass, yo, I had a full on tux, I pulled that
shit off, it was hard.
I
Enjoy it. Yes, why not my court ones were nice
You sure
Yo, that fit is fucking hard though.
Jack, Jack, tell me that fit isn't fucking hard as fuck though.
Jack, thoughts?
Jack, this one is hard, though.
The one on the right is the hardest fuck, no?
Dude, that is loki ora.
The hair is nicer, too.
Yo, yo, tell me I don't look like the boss, no?
Really?
Yo, what did you find, chat, this is edited, chat, this is edited by the way.
Somebody edit this photo, don't edit the photos like that.
Do not edit the photos, it's weird.
It's not right then.
Also, that's hard.
Chat, I have the hardest fit.
Check, I have the hardest fit, it's out of all four.
Where do I write on this?
At least one, two, yeah okay two, I don't think it's two, I think it's two.
Check, ironically, one, two, three, four.
One two three four
I'll take that
Yeah
Yo
Yo, that's straight aura.
Jack, I pulled that shit off.
Come on, bro.
Really?
Jack.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I think I'll be there soon.
Will you come with me?
I'll give you the power to die and read your name.
You're useless.
Everything about you is a sign of life.
You can live.
I and you will be there.
Live.
I'll take your life.
What are you talking about?
Will you live until my death?
I'll live until your death.
I'm going to get a little bit of a break.
Let's go.
We can.
Um...
Oh
If this is the end what craft I'm gonna crash up see it nine
Would you say drop a drop nine nine? I didn't see it drop a dropping nine right?
I didn't see it. You asked me to accept nine show me show me nine
But why are you saying nine you say no not nine? Sorry, bro
Please drop me the old
I'm coming up if this is the end of the craft I'm gonna crash out
It's not I want to have a suit I want to be too normal. It's right. You don't think that the lighting is bad. Yeah, it is Taylor. Yeah
Look
Look normally you
Yeah, I really gave that suit because the bottom is the bottom is square fit
What?
It's nice though.
All right.
All right.
I'm not gonna, I'm gonna move you, check it out.
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brother do you have any yeah all this is the way well this is like 10 years old
back in the tail back in the tail come on I'm greedy
What?
What?
I got something off, no.
What's on there?
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bad.
Bad.
Alright, uh, what else do we have to do to check?
Anything interesting?
Bad.
Bad.
Alright.
Uh, what else do I have to do?
Anything to do?
Have I done it?
Uh, I'm like placing the killdraves in another game, though.
Are you grey mains or a hard lot to kill claw in your way back from death's door over and over how do you do it?
Let's find out
I don't like animal
I think these days we have a lot of identity crisis games, where it's like everything.
modern, old, fantasy, medieval, guns, retro futuristic, like they would choose a few of
them at most and just kind of holding on there.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, they're on one, but that's how they live in animals now though.
It doesn't look bad, but I know it's what it's about, though.
All right, I don't know if it's-
He's associated with several criminal organizations.
In proficient with a laser sword.
The Empire tried to kill me.
Their betrayal demands consequence.
And that consequence requires a weapon together we can destroy the empire
He wants to fight his allies
The Empire may be a common enemy
The Maul will never be our ally
Yeah, maybe I don't I don't I don't want to deserve it
Find him. Whatever he takes.
This is escalating out of our hands.
The Empire will want answers.
The Empire will lock this planet down.
Jedi, where is Moe? I'm right here.
Let us have our revenge.
We're not going to take out the whole empire.
Yeah, okay, um chat this way I think again so I think so I think so this is
Star Wars again this is this is Star Wars the good parts of us oh wow Star Wars
the few early Star Wars that's really fun very cool then then this is modern
Star Wars and this where we're at right now. Like, well, it's just, there's just too much
garbage. There's just so much, there's so much. Like, why do we have so much shit? Like, dude,
I could, so I'm not gonna be hit as fast. I know that this is good. There's a lot of good
stars, but there's so much of this shit. Why is there so much of this shit? It tarnishes the
topic it tarnishes the the IP I hear Star Wars I hear I see all the red
down I don't see the the old two hours you know what I mean
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
What are you doing there, you big pig?
Taking one class looks.
Oh no!
Oh, no. No!
What?
I'm gonna bite you!
What?
Dear Miss!
Dear Miss!
What?
What?
What?
Oh there's a trucker! What?
What is going on?
Alright. Um, can you hear what's going on?
What the hell was that?
It's called TimeTakers. You can find it on Steam right now.
You can request access. This is the coolest intro I've ever seen, bro.
Ever seen bro. I love this so much orange like they're introducing every single
And then sending them in
This damage damage when hitting an enemy with a weapon. Yes, I like that one
okay I love this game bro
guys guys guys is it if is this the first one prompter game is or not it's
all I know. Did they do this in one single prompter now? They did, right? Holy shit.
The first single prompter game I cannot... Okay, this is shit. Sorry. Chad, this is
a high guard slop. This is... I don't think I can email Chad if this is going to go
to the bend. Yeah, wait true, wait true, that's true.
What? I did laundry, I did laundry.
What else got?
Any other thing?
That's good.
Any other?
Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
I don't know what to do with it
I'm lost
I'm lost
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Is that real?
Um, are you ready teaser?
Lionel, they talk tomorrow.
Um, that dude.
Very cool.
Very cool.
Well, it's almost 20.
I'll see it when I see it.
Yo chat is that, is that, is that pants and Andy?
Is that Robert? Is that Robbie?
Yo.
I like him.
I think he's cool.
They're planting! They're planting! Any help?
I don't know the map!
There's fall damage in this game!
I got one.
She's down you go!
Where am I?
Please push! Please push! She's right there!
Where am I?
Jinx is short, he's short.
I'm gonna sneak you after he found me.
Can't make them.
I don't know where I am!
I don't know!
I'm on a skyscraper!
They're planting! They're planting! I need help!
I don't know the map!
I like it.
Squeezie shall declare all over the curb and he's hanging on to second place crucial
Whatever
And it's the battle of
Most babies Ferrari or nobody
journey immediately
dramatic moment off the road having to take a face of action all of a bearman call a pinto up to p6
Yeah, yeah, why is a red bull just hire another good driver? I mean it
They had to all that is shit over in max. It's it
How is it just get a good driver? He's yet to get off the line sensibly this year. Thanks for stopping
Look out. Yeah, no, I still don't like driver. Oh, no way these it is
He's going to go on board with all of the bare mints, so he tries to get by, rejoins,
and then he's going to have to take a face of action.
Yeah, he was ahead defending his place a little bit over the limit, and the hijack comes through,
and there goes the rear grip.
Now, out front, can Hamilton fight back, because Antonelli's got it done before
we...
Oh, wow, cool.
Very well done, man.
Kimmy Antonelli.
The faster car of Pugger is now.
He's wanting to get some clean air, Hamilton will have the advantage, of course, launching
on to this lap of being able to deploy a bit more energy so well we see the sort of early
cat and mouse that we saw in the sprint the clag with Russell right behind him as well
Russell trying to get the move done Russell to the inside yeah like I said there's not
two good guns there two good guns see two good guns oh that is not a contest that is George
Russell disappearing up to second place Mercedes one two we talked about the time it would
We take him to get by didn't last very long.
Chat low key low key.
If everyone sucks is bad.
They should just cancel the race until it until it's
balanced, right?
And then just do Mario Kart then do Mario Kart world full
lobby and they just they do get out in a Mario Kart
lobby and that's what they brought on main television.
Make it fun to watch as this is shit.
Marco the must.
I don't know what else was that movie it was this I'll give you a video but if it's shit
I'll not.
I got a middlewaters bar cool.
I mean they way they enter a room.
I play.
Ow!
Shoot.
Wrong table.
What the fuck?
What?
What's up?
What's up?
Should we go to what?
A couple of years ago I was getting a huge credit.
i've been up son
how've you been
pretty good just working out man
oh this is my treadlock is opening up
i go into the market
burning man review dresses earlier
you like that?
yeah i liked it i mean if we're gonna take any like knowledge from drip it has to be for the drip king himself
No, that's what I've been saying.
Let's go.
Let's go.
It's like a 1G.
Yo, 1G.
Chat.
Yeah, chat.
He knows ball in the wall.
He knows where to get the real-time advice from.
I'll open some new cases.
The, what is it, the, um...
All right, screen share, though, at least.
My head hurts for some reason today.
Oh, you know what?
Ah, it feels right here.
Maybe it's because you've been trying to use your brain recently, that happens sometimes.
Yeah, probably perhaps, I guess I'll say that.
What?
Yeah, what's up YouTube?
Welcome to another stream with me, Eric.
I'm just kidding.
Wait, no.
I was going to do an intro for the case opening.
Oh
Yeah, I had a buddy use the new things
Don't leaks that dude do not leak I've leaked like my grandmother's address once
Chat what do I get is it this one?
Did you just shit yourself no what was that something in the house with my boom you know
but oh what's the weather like by the way I'm you know I'm surprised those cards haven't
been destroyed with the humidity of the air you know what I'm saying with the humidity
of the Florida I'm buying this cuz Florida's really humid her it is very humid actually
Yeah, it's some surprise the cards haven't just gone like weird. It's like a musty
Yeah, I'm gonna buy this shit
You're right about your take about Star Wars. It used to be so good and now like
They employ a couple liberals and then they'll spend on the toilet
Sure
So I can say oh
I need to go to my phone and exit the purchase
Hold on, hold on.
Painting confirmation.
Done.
Can you switch it?
Yeah.
So is knife still max win to this day or is it like, I don't understand.
Uh, yeah but it's definitely a good one zone there.
I got some new gloves.
Lock in chat.
I'm sealed.
Oh, is that good at all?
That looks beautiful.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie.
That is kind of fine.
You know these words at all or not?
No, I don't actually.
You only get 3 offers.
You decline.
Then you have 5 offers.
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I hate people that are anti-gambling, I want only people that are pro-gambling, I want
around me from now on true body catcher
okay we get any good in this or what like look at this I ain't got a one
pinkie at the bottom look at the bottom yeah stinky so you're just gonna keep
declining to get
gold basically
uh...
came into the list
yeah look about your little yellow
on the bottom right
see it says yellow
gloves
that's what i want it
oh shit! oh my god
oh my god you have to accept that, do not decline that
yo that is nice
Oh my god ladies and gentlemen we just got an AK Star Trek Crane Flight
It's looking really nice, do you want to climb that thing?
Nice, let's go
Ah! Did they see that? Nope
It's well worn but I'm only gonna shit
A bit like my penis it is well worn
Excuses on the other hand has a factory new penis
Yo, I don't mind if I be fetched when you're done. What?
Yeah, cause it never gets used.
So?
Mine's stat-tracked. I got about...
I got about, like, twenty-five kills.
No, what if you reverse the moles and you reverse women instead of...
Oh, if she has a stat-tracked vagina?
No, no, no, you see how that's... sexist.
Yeah.
And you talk about...
Oh my god, here we go.
Here we fucking go.
I mean...
Bitch, shut up, man.
well he's right he's right he's right he's right he's right he's right
clap clap but who cares who cares if it's that track the vagina's that track that's good
see how many killed why the one is better scarred though
i mean yeah you don't want to get near a battle scarred one you need one that's factory new
You're right. Also make sure to sub with Twitch Prime, guys. Every day you don't sub, you're
getting scammed by Amazon. They actually are making money off you. And Twitch Prime is
completely free. Yeah, don't smash it. Don't smash it.
Shao, when are we gonna go up on this set?
No.
I wonder if it rolls the same odds every time you click the gliner.
Or if it's like, um...
Yeah.
That AK was so nice, by the way.
Yeah, it's very nice.
I like this pistol, too.
Like the Japanese letters on it.
Which one is free?
If you ever know some brand.
Yeah, I mean if you have Amazon Prime and you're not using your Twitch Prime that's kind of like dumb right?
Yeah, I mean you know what's always there.
This year was here.
You don't, you don't get to see ads anymore.
One of the channels that you watch.
Or you just turbo, turbo you just get chatter.
Or you watch on K, you get chatter.
You get chatter.
Oh brave, braves at the browser.
Here come there, go! Bang!
I get my news from Yahoo.
Jigachad at Yahoo.com, that's my daddy.
Yahoo users at Jigachad at, my email is gigachad at yahoo.com.
Yo, the big yahoo, you like that?
Yeah!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Yeah, okay.
You're a big man and a big yo!
Steven has his email!
I'm with that, I'm with that, buddy.
Oh my god, check this out!
What's up?
See, did I bite my head off?
No!
Did I bite?
No, no, I bite.
Yeah, well...
I guess that was a tournament today, but I'm good off.
yesterday all warm enough to lose today you didn't come back then it was me and now you're screwing the dog
Doing this high chat. Oh, yeah
You didn't come to the Elliott was there
Yeah, very cool. You know you what you're when you were kid. Yeah, I remember
What did that make you do?
That's a myth. You're like
Yeah, and then they give us some some biking courses, and they made we made videos when it was cool
Yeah, now they were ahead of the curve low key
I don't know
Yo, he can't you know he's dead like me then
You have no mathematics you only that fucking arithmetic
yo hi chat chat is uh philips being civil today philips please don't say
some things that's gonna get me cancelled that's why I don't have you
assume a lot oh oh my god oh my fucking god 300 bucks wait hold up that's juice
are you playing it's not it's not gambling this is this is a complies with all of
it's a gambling what do you know this composite all the laws it's not gambling
It's you use opening a box and gives you an item or surface
Yeah, it's like that it's like non-gammon gambling
Opening a deck of cope Pokemon cards. Yes. Yeah
Well, yeah, I thought yeah, I've always had it
Look and of course you don't
Oh, what's this?
Oh, the cards I had when I was a kid.
Some of these are worth thousands of dollars each.
When did you get them?
Ah, a while back.
May I line them up?
Look at this one.
Blains, Charizard, Hollow.
Oh, shit.
Electricity.
And it keeps it in the most moist place in the world.
Yeah, of course, it's not as good as my Civil War cards,
but they're okay. Hey, chat, you guys want me to put up the poster of the civil war up on the back of it here?
But why don't? Yes. Can I ask you a question? What? We're going to build you something. What do we build?
A shelf? A hairline. A shelf? Oh. Yeah, I think we should, eh? A shelf? Because it kind of sucks.
Don't you think, chat, this display sucks? Of all the streamers you know, is it the suckiest display?
Did you show them the mattresses?
Yeah, I just didn't.
I just didn't have time to do it.
And if I do it.
You've been here for years.
You've been here for years.
I've done that.
The time to do it is that I could drain all the houses.
I was going to get tired of it.
Yo!
I want to do it all in the house.
Yo, you screwed them like...
I want to do it in the house.
I'm the one who had to go fix the water damage in the house that I started.
Well, that's afterwards though.
That's like post nuclear.
Oh
Yeah, don't show my car
My wallet I have one too really my's more subtle you got it for me. Yo. Yo. Yeah
Really
Okay, so I'm going to go by my chat. It's been nice talking to you chatty guys. Yes. Remember what Lawrence
Daddy always says stay in school
I thought you were gonna end up like a chap like me.
Oh, look at your brother.
Holy aura.
Holy.
Alright.
Why do you treat your dad like a fan from TwitchCon?
That's what I wanted to know.
No, I don't because he's wild as well.
I have to contain him.
He said the other shit though, he only said like he said the other shit though
Oh, do we take that? Do we take that?
Oh my god, that is nice for the set
What happens if you re-roll it? Does it like care about if it's gonna be good or bad next?
Oh, for Shredever
Yeah, uh, no
It doesn't actually compute
I
Love it's all one and seven bucks in the Mazda
Let's take a look at I think you know
I think you know
design regardless of the price. Yeah it does. What quality is it?
I really like this one though. Yeah it does look nice too. That track too is really nice.
Yeah.
Why did you put that in the whole set, Loki?
Why can't you do that for him?
Why does the guy have the gap between each trick, like, the grind?
That's annoying, I agree.
Hmm, that's kinda like...
That'd be nice for a good pair of gloves, so you know what I'm saying, I can't explain it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get the foily M4s.
What's my terminals if you buy my M4s? I mean, it's just because it's not gambling cap.
Sometimes a nice subtle, like, gun skin with a nice pair of gloves goes well.
Yeah, of course, that's what I have. I've had M4s, but it nicely has worked with my stand.
Oh look at that, drip king, back at it, that is kinda ugly.
Well, I don't want it, I just don't want it.
It's garbage.
That shotgun's ugly as well.
Yep.
That's the ugliest skin in the set, 100%.
It's so shit.
Oh god, that one's kinda shit too.
Oh look, you just got really unlucky.
Oh!
Ewww!
What?
Oh my god, what?
Yeah.
Oh my fucking...
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most work they've done in a while well there's make new maps
um because I don't know but I think the maps are like I think it's difficult to
make a good one you know I think it's because I'm lagging shit the AI map
Slop is gonna come see me. I'm pretty sure
The stupid the stupid team working on them lock me in the game worse
We we want doorman to be the best game in the game
We want doorman to be defeated that locked buff the dog shit make the game fucking unplayable. Yay
I fucking losers I
Want to stay able to spawn them from the middle of the map. Yeah, like holy fucking loser
Come on gloves now
Oh
Another pattern don't look it's it's full gold. Oh wait true. I'm not
Wait, you're right
That's a pretty nice pattern. It's just a shit fucking body. Yeah. Oh
Full why could be hard as shit
And he puts a second on it!
And what? I thought you'd might say that. Let's move on to the next one.
Alright, you were killing that one. Good thing I'm selling and one more gun.
Oh!
That was not an end.
You're declining too fast. You're pissing me off, by the way.
But that is not a good end. It's a good end, though.
Chippodigits all night.
Yeah, but when I get angry, it's not, yeah.
Yo, it's not slow.
There's five skins, but it's faster than the normal.
Come on, can we just get gloves?
Like, this is ridiculous.
Please just give us gloves.
We spend $1,000 on cases.
I'm sure you're saying.
Give us some gloves that are worth $100.
That's all we ask.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Another contestant!
Who can't, dude, except...
Take those.
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What are you doing about clothes, brother?
Brother, yay, genuinely, genuinely has generational releases on clothing and has worn things literally
a decade before everybody has worn it, like just stop it, just stop it, just stop it.
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Okay.
Nice ball control.
That's not ball control.
That's not ball control.
I mean, look at my ping too.
I pressed the bumper button.
That's him.
That's not him.
What?
Yes it does.
playing on EU's like on Rocket League it's fucking miserable. So? Why'd you like, why'd
you hit it with no plan? That's a pissing, good shot. You hit the ball and you don't
think what's going to happen next. You're just hitting the ball to hit. That's a fucking
pissing. Ah, he saves you though. What have you done that? Like, plan a fucking
move. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. I like that you give advice when you're a worst
player. It's like, it's like, it's just, it's like. No, no, it's not even
advice it's just like simple just like, like, like, think.
Oh, good job. I shouldn't have done it for the boost.
I mean you should get that in there but you just you just don't even take your time
but I know we don't you don't take your time again like you don't take your time
I'm trying to play the video game.
You're not listening to me.
I'm not trying to flex. I'm just playing the video game.
Look, you don't plan anything. You're pissing me off.
I'm likely letting you win, by the way.
I'm letting you try plan something, and you're not doing anything.
Alright.
them yeah right i'll just just i'm trying with you
i mean are you gonna oh hate the player not the game i mean
if you think i was on the boost before you this is bullshit
That's not how it works, you have the advantage.
That's not true.
Oh my god, X.
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I mean you just used all your boosts on a waste and a shit clear.
Use all your boosts and you didn't even clear it.
Like they're a new.
You just used all your boosts and you didn't even clear it.
The problem I have with you is that you see the game as your skill level.
How you're ranking they score that they do the off-the-wall back in play every single time you have to hit that
Like if you're above them and you need it those balls every single time. You're just brain dead
Like you're so stupid
Okay, I've seen them
Like what is this?
Like what was what's the plan there like?
I'm just watching boy you've seen that I was there as you're getting what's the plan there like what is the plan there like when
You hit it like a million miles an hour
And what's the plan here like what are you doing like explain to me bro bro?
You're just reading it. It's really you know. Oh here it goes when I'm right equals rage rate
So you got no you got zero thought process to anything you do
Like Prana move
What's that what's that not so ago not so wrong
I'm kind of enjoying watching you like miss like the opportunity
Oh, a bumping now are we?
Now it's more gone.
Oh, almost bro, like that's kinda nice.
is the plan buddy I'm missing the fuck I'm a missus strike it like the plan like
oh man you're going to get him you're getting you do you know I'm doing
reaction what it is what your plan is buddy buddy I'm going for strikes I know
I know it's called it's called a big practice it's like you're going for
strikes you can't do and I want one day you hit him like what up like everything
you do in the game we play together it's shit you can't do was your plan
Oh, here's the boss of the backland. You're the master. What did the master say?
I mean, you're good. You better be the game. I'll give you that, but still, like...
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I can't score that, I'm not good enough at that.
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Bro, you know, it's funny earlier than a ball control
You almost fucked that you've made every bad touch there. I'm here because I'm lagging
That's not how the game works. It's not it's not how to make sure that I'm literally that's not the echo
I put in this game at all
I said oh my god nice oh my god you actually did something good
seriously seriously wait that was actually fucking beautiful the follow-up and everything
Like, good job.
Oh, shit.
There you are.
Welcome.
You had a plan as well, like.
Oh, and you got boosts.
No, I can't take the time.
See what I mean?
You don't take fucking time.
Oh, neither do I.
Oh, my god.
Yo, you mind taking your time, like when you have an easy goal?
You pissed me off.
I can't do track, I'm going against bad players.
I'm going against better players.
Like I need to get better players.
I need to get better players, but I don't do the correct play though.
No, it doesn't matter what rank you are, you need to trigger discipline.
No, I need to, no, no, no.
You yet?
Yes, yes, yes.
When you're one of the players, you have to do it correctly and fast.
I didn't touch that properly.
See what I mean?
Like, right there, like, you just...
That was a free go, and you know it.
And I had to go faster there.
Not slower.
I knew you did too powerful, like, it's predictable.
I mean, you want to talk about it at all or not?
Yeah, I missed touch there
I should be in right the projectories side perfect. Oh, oh you always look it's good
No, I was going in
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Come on you like this they fuck this up X good boy
The things you do in 1-2-1, that's probably the 1-2-1, that's it.
No. What are we doing? No. Oh, hold up. Hold up, that was sick. Good job. Hold up.
Everything you learn in 1v1 only if I do 1v1.
Everything you apply in team, applies to 1v1 and applies to team.
It's like this.
It's like this.
Don't start just yet.
Give me a second.
Give me a second.
It's like English and math.
Right?
You need at least a base of English to understand the problems you need to be in math
For you to do the matter right, but if you only matter isn't good enough for you to have English
therefore
Yeah, so I mean
They are man of my word. There's your five gifted subs. Thank you, man
Welcome
It's a good energy
It makes sense. All the mechanics you apply on B1, you could have learned it in 2v2s.
And honestly you've got to have some sort of like passion, some sort of anger and passion.
It's hard to have that when you're with a friend.
that's that guy's not that way no no he just did that to us I tried to play
I didn't think he was he was high enough on a lower level of the air
He's cast so badly
I'm pissed
Oh, oh, oh, okay, that's my bad. Now he played, now he got me there
That's my argument it also plays to me to exactly it's overlapping mechanic it
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Nice control. Nice X. I fucked up. I'm not stupid. You
just took me. I mean you're too big. And then you know you feel the thing is insane.
I got it!
Nice, good job.
Alright, set it up, X, set it up.
If I was a 2 pass, I would've missed.
You maybe?
I got it.
I gotta get back for boost.
Keep controlling it, yeah, keep fucking with him.
Oh, what? Yep.
I got him.
Oh, it's fine.
Careful, careful.
I'm there, I'm there.
It's a one-row mechanic, eh?
And they get it in DVQ and it works, eh?
Oh! How d'n'sick!
GX gone, baby.
Nice, I'm right here.
Who's that? You, you, you!
I'm getting back at it.
We're taking.
I need boost, I see you X.
Come here.
Missed.
Missed guy, I missed, I was looking for cannonball.
Uh oh, it's not good brother.
Nice rotation, let me grab this boost there.
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I don't know what that is go go X
do that bumping me not the ball I mean
why we both go there because it works
sometimes when you get there for that I did this time so fucking bitch ass
That's nice.
No.
Thank you.
Not ever a little bit.
I don't wanna go for that. I don't see what it has back at Emma.
It's okay. Hit it out, X. It's bullying you.
Trying to bump me. I'm so bad at this fucking game!
Okay, just walk in. I'm bumping my bumble.
Get a boost and get back in there.
That's fine.
I'll get this one out of the exit if you can, okay nice try, that's fine, we still have
four minutes left so.
I should just fake him.
You, you, go, go, go.
Oh shit, it's not good, I went for a boost.
Okay, this is really bad.
I need to go for a boost.
Can't defend anymore.
I got the boost line man. Go! Go!
Nice X. Not terrible.
Okay. I see you. I see you. I see you. I see you. I see you baby.
Fuck me, I just fastened him, okay?
Render him, render him, render him!
Nice save.
Go, keep going, keep going, you're up!
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Oh shit, it's not dead.
I'm like it.
Pull the ball and I should move on.
You're dead.
You do.
Long as I need this guy by the way.
He's got it.
Right, don't start a new match.
Let me go for a piss and then we're going to win the next one.
Just shout a chat for a bit, like this.
Ah man.
I mean, these people, these kids from any other fucking dog shape or somewhere were losing
some.
Woah.
Man, this is too crazy for me.
uh...
the month of March of the year
but i think that one percent of the listeners of the year one out of the
uh... the year-living girls
because i'm busy
i'm sorry how do you know
but i got what i said
do you want to party up
do you want to have your i would rather
lose absolutely different party of your fucking stupid dumbass
you are trash
Your bottom of the barrel, bitch-ass.
Fuck you.
Well said.
Well fucking said.
Okay, one second for that, one second for that.
I have the key to opening up my potential.
I am right there, sitting on a gold mine.
I
Don't understand why people hate
Yeah, it's like 10 hours a day
Yeah, also, I'm a little I'm I'm watching I'm learning it because I can't do it
It's that I don't have it in my head once I learned the ability. I it's like it's like I'm building muscles
That I don't have yet. You know, I mean once I gained that muscle
I'm gonna be yo turn into it. Oh
He's sicker three three. That's not no
Because they follow that sir
So what he become the goalie
of
I was in a role because I need to learn it then, that's why.
I need to learn my muscle.
By the way, maybe because I'm old and my brain is slower,
after playing Heat Seeker, I can't play normal game.
Is this normal?
And when I play Heat Seeker,
I think it's hard to play the normal game.
My brain's like lagging.
Ready?
Yeah.
I got this guy.
Go for them, go for them, go for them.
Yeah, can't do it.
They really trust you, bro.
Bro, I'm the goalie.
Bro.
Bro!
I'm lagging you fucking dipshit.
Fucking annoying shit!
you're annoying your voice is annoying your face is annoying I want to punch you
oh they're doing some weird like time let's back to the X score what they hit
the ball last night
I'm really both directional and arrow and I'm really both my left side is is any
side my right is right side only
I'm playing one time at a time I oh my god
Oh
Oh, he just re-hit it from the main it I actually like that see what they're doing
I got about there he's only loving
So fucking lame man.
Did he do it?
Can't play you out, bro.
That bumping worked.
No, I thought he could bump down.
No, no, no, no. I can easily fucking...
How is the enemy killing or teammateing and bumping us?
You're teammateing, you're useless, do something.
Try.
Just keep jumping when he tries problems.
one
Oh my god, what's he doing?
I'm in a role one with this guy.
That's...
Don't look at that!
Like...
I thought it was going to go back to the middle, but it just bent him.
That's you
Like
Haha, I bumped him!
Haha, I bumped him, dude!
I'm not sure.
That bounce, I bounce up.
Nice, nice.
Look at that.
Look at that corner corner corner corner corner corner.
I mean, you're just a girl.
I'm not.
I'm attached to the back of the headface.
Good block, that was very cool.
Oh, time, time, time. It goes back on.
Nice X. That might be it, man.
Oh. Oh my god.
Yo, I'm getting ready to, it's very maybe when you do that.
I can't help it, like what you meant to do?
I don't know, I don't know, it's very maybe.
Greek, you're so, somebody in your chat said Greek, you're so fucking, no that's my channel.
No.
I'm going to have it, yeah. Back to them. Back to them.
Oh
You can judge me now, I'm not judging you, I'm gone.
Nice! Nice, thanks!
That was not really that strong.
Oh my god, shit, that...
This is kind of fun, to do that.
Oh my god! What just happened to the ball?
yes yes
yeah look your score right you might be here like you're mocking the entire
group I mean I'm just walking do you think we can do another one quickly
no no we're always taking chance
I mean it 140 points bandit yo yo yo admins bands guy this guy clearly a
floor 140 points is that I mean that's a thing a hundred forty points I feel
like a high-level play of that game over must be fucking insane it like double
with double redirects and off the top roof I'm insane it I'm gonna sprocket
I can lose a thousand times. You just take you up. Yeah, but unless I feel like I'm saturated. That's why I stopped playing my brain as this
starts to fail. I mean
You like five minutes
No, I see you
That's a beautiful sense of beautiful touch
I have said that hesitation is to do
Okay, the goal is pretty much bad anyway, so we want to be cost
No, I mean, okay, that's true
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's happening. Look at him. He's fucking stopping moving as soon as he scored it
I need you look at the reaction. Mom, click that. Mom, go to click, click that
Hit the bullet
Look at him! Look at him! Look at that!
Mamma, what are you saying about me? Flip it again! Flip it!
Oh, I need to get rid of those run-up batteries.
Nice X, that's actually a beautiful fucking shot baby, and that's it.
I do.
I'll be using the shot.
Come on, we'll do it, we'll do it, we'll do it.
Keep set to go.
Lock him.
Oh.
Yeah, we need to go.
Nice and far.
I'm going to give him a bit of...
I love that image when I hold them in it
Oh my god
Could you get here for a pass?
Dude, I missed out there for sure
I should be able to see
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Are you ready to jump top? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Head to the other wall.
No pot, no pot.
You touched it.
Get, get out of there, they're like fucking shit.
Go, go.
Are you?
Yeah, I'm here.
Nice!
Good, good, catch.
Looking better as a team now.
Yeah, back walls are a little, I just wanted to be to building.
I know how to do it, but the back wall on GV2 is like 80% of the goals.
No.
Wait, you do need to do it.
You!
Like, that setup is like how you sort of do it.
Wait, he's...
You, you, you.
Did you hear that?
I knocked him.
Okay, fine.
Nice.
We're losing to one guy.
Whatever.
I mean we're gonna win one game and then our next game they're gonna put us against TSM.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're gonna take Tarka.
Win one game and you're gonna get Mike Tyson.
The next one is just gonna be like 2016 champion.
Last one, yeah.
That should be perfect, here.
Offense.
Yeah, I tried to do something fancy, but I forgot where the plant is.
It's up to you, they do get the puncher.
No, they're good, there's nothing you can do, but that's it.
That's what you gotta do though, if you're done.
Get ready, get ready, get ready.
I have a tacitambo, I have this better than gold.
I missed, I missed.
I missed as well.
Did it?
Get back on the floor quickly.
You can do that.
I make that jump, yeah.
I'm here.
Oh, it's not looking.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Chat, chat, listen, listen.
I was lagging and my GoPro came in the room,
but she was asking me questions.
You.
Yo.
So what happens when you're bad,
when you're raging at him and you're playing,
you're like,
you're like,
you're like,
what's that about?
I'm doing that, man.
I go, I go, I go, I go!
I mean they give them up, like, I mean bow down to the goats, GGX and X.
The GG and X.
Okay, this is the beginning of a big long sugar wind, but...
I'm not eating a big arc today. Yeah, have you tried the big arc yet? Can you get it today?
What's that?
You get the big arc today with a burger I could try yeah, but whatever do the guy
It was the discovery is like yellow and shit. Yeah, but yeah, but Jesse's McDonald's will just ratchet
The ratchet and yeah, that's my little
Well, you take insane McDonald's is him. No, but I mean I live in St.
Have you seen him yet?
I don't know.
Yeah, somebody fucked his burger.
Actually, he fucked it.
He fucked it.
They were just fucking it.
Over there, dude.
Here we go.
Is that okay?
Do we just PM or what?
No, yeah, you scored that.
This is boring.
It's boring, though.
Let's not...
I'm losing give us a shit like it's gonna improve it
I'm gonna I'm gonna let you won't be one about that
X now time
I mean you're better. Yeah. I mean we'll one be one. See, like chat. This is just an
unknown rule. If there's one player leaves, if you're a real man, you let them have their
ones. Like let them have their ones. Like if you're just too dog shit, then that's
just how it is. I mean, if you say no, you're a pussy.
People disagree, but they would rather get a ranking than they don't deserve instead of being honest.
Yeah, yeah, you're just a pussy. Just let... if the guy beats us 1v1, fair and square, then that's our fault. We need to get better, clearly.
Okay, chat, you are fat. How about that?
Whoa, whoa, nobody's telling the chat, only you.
says me I'm not fat I am bulking and that's not coping
Come on X, this guy's modding you O.T. get it, get it in.
No, I had them wrong, I had them wrong.
I mean, it had to be a ball going way up there, so I mean, I had to try it.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh nice nice oh oh yes you go next
no way that goes in let's try it okay I'm not gonna have school with you I do
we do there you just trust your ability go all wind in a net and just go
for a back yeah yeah
course he hits that perfectly
hey you got full one ball brother
nice nice
Yeah, that's my MSI.
Yeah, that was good.
Oh my god.
Maybe we lost the game because you want half-rides, so I mean, here's what it is.
We lost because we just didn't work together till the end.
I mean, no, we lost because we wanted to flex or whatever we wanted to do.
It's not flex, it's just a normal, like, 1v1.
It's in 3 boss skills.
A 1v1 is a 1v1.
I want you one in a 2v2 scenario is not what you wanted the boss boss the boss
She will your teammate the time difference because because it wasn't initially I want you on it's all different like it's not
Come on man, grab that boost deck, get back fast.
This fucking bitch, you are lucky you're out there too.
Look at that even at Buggerswoll, he's so bad too.
Hit me, let's get some control.
Yeah, you grab that boost and I grab this boost.
Indeed.
That's all you, baby.
Nice.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going next.
Get that.
Nice.
Keep going.
Keep going.
I'm here.
Just keep touching it.
Nice.
That's beautiful.
I didn't even have to score that.
Yeah, it's you.
That's insane.
Beautiful, right?
Hang on.
how does that go in because you put spin on it
you go and bulk it up into that and it's in
X that's you you can get it it's gonna be a more good move
nice touch nice touch nice touch
you go so you know that and it's getting the bulk and that's winner
I don't have this x
I don't have this
You punch it?
Center it, nice, good center
Yeah, I got this
Yeah, I have to do it, I have to do it
You're setting up
That's all you x for this
Am I here behind you?
I'm right here, I'm right here
I pinched it out
I passed it to him by a fraction
I'm going to get in their face and bumping them and bumping him.
Nice good shot.
I'm grabbing boost.
Finish him.
Finish him.
Nice!
Oh my god.
See you don't need me when you're just like fucking like going in their face like that.
That was a tough shot.
Look at that.
Yeah that was beautiful.
Alright let's go again.
I think if I angle my car more downward there I get more power.
I'm going for a little bit, you finish it, it's 1v1, 1v1, he's back, nice he tracks
They can eat a fucking pussy
I go bang it up there
I got it
Go, go, go, go, go
Get ready for the rebound
Back wall back to the gen
You need not get ready for the rebound
What we now?
What we now?
Who cares?
These kids are just fucking new to me
I just realized that at this rank it's very volatile, whether people are good or bad at goleying, like some of these games are very bad at goleying, like so shit.
And some of them are fucking insane. Like, the disparity of skill is crazy for goleying.
I mean, you didn't even like speedflip, you just didn't even flip, and you just don't manage to get trashed down here.
Nice.
Nice touch down nice.
Nice for who?
You did a nice touch there.
Oh I missed.
Oh never mind.
Can you get this? I can't get this no boost.
I'm backing up.
You've got to go out there X.
Go go. You've got this.
Better than them. Go.
Me me me. Leave.
What I mean bro I'm already... I'm stuck there.
Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Nice.
Okay.
There's your sniper.
Okay.
I could have fucked up there a day there.
I don't want to save this cluster.
Lock him.
Lock him, lock him
We can't let these guys win, that's so bad
That's a tough ball for me if I didn't not re-engle them should I go play initially?
Like, I didn't go, I can't stop the ball
I'm looking at this
I'm looking at this with my current goal, there's nothing I can physically do to stop the ball
My teammates literally scared me
I don't know who you're talking to
Lock him
You're not winning
Nice.
Oh, it's not good.
How do we just fumble three goals in a row?
I don't know, he was driving in turn lines.
We'll win the overbidder of the game.
Yeah, you're good.
Bad, bad, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red.
And we just... Okay, what the fuck is going on?
Who's we? Who's we? It's just you.
He's back there, thank you.
Okay, but you gotta understand, like, on my screen I'm hitting the bull, by the way.
Yeah.
Okay, down for you.
That's good, that's very nice.
go there go there x is you I I spun but I was in it I'm coming I'm losing fancy
and I controlled it X bang it out now go she ought to be there hold on
I just keep going keep going. I'm not boosting this. Just wasted your boost.
I just trolled.
No, please actually keep going. I'm bumping him. No, the other guy flew him through there as well. Get ready, get ready.
Oh
Yes
The job acts
We need to win this we deserve this. No, I could be there. I turned out into a quarter
Thank you extra
one at X. Nice! We won it. Yes! We won it. We won it more.
I think I did my record. I think it's 120 something. Nope. I did my record. I think
it's 120 or 160 some shit. I remember it.
You don't fuck up.
You got six seconds to fuck around with the ball.
round it no yeah never do that never never ever do that terrible this is
terrible we just won give up the round it means you go top the bottom and I know
I want to get next to go
it's for the other one again though they were actually winning
It's difficult because like halfway through the game, one guy says one chrome and then
you go on a huge fucking ramp for like 20 minutes.
I'm still playing the game though.
What are you doing?
I have one more left on me then.
No, no.
I use my red bumper for both rolls and I use my red bumper for only red roller.
Stay in, stay in.
you. Uh, there's no good decks. There's not because I think you just passed it there.
Yo, don't you. Keep going. Keep going, baby.
I mean, chat. Press one in the chat for the greatest. Press two quick, I mean. I want
to see how good. See how nice I was though? Yo, I just raised them up.
get the rebound nice, nice, nice, we work together friends, friends, friends, the power
friendship watch, friends, man, man, I'm not confusing my arrows, but you cannot break
down how things work in my head, like I've been doing this for a long time, like,
Uh-oh, I did a backflip.
That's it.
It's how I'm learning it.
Like, my left bumper is when I want to do shit.
My red bumper is when I want to do some fly shit.
I save.
Keep that up, man.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
I did really bad there.
Pumped him?
Uh-oh.
Oh, fine.
You guys stay in touch with him.
I don't mind that actually, I don't mind that.
I don't mind that. It makes the body easier for me to pick up that.
It's fine, it's fine.
Please save it.
Nice! Go in, go in, go in!
Yeah! Oh, what?
I fucking trolled this guy!
I bobbed him!
Go X, you've got some boost, I don't have any boost.
Oh, God.
No, X.
Please.
Please.
Nice.
Nice.
Open goal.
Go!
You got fun about it
See this save it save it save it
Can't say I don't did
You say things you big monkey
You call me a big monkey. Yo says fucking you
But there are you all the pressure of a banana you have a posture of a banana
Yeah, this is the fucking chimpanzee shit the fuck up with a game
Good you. Oh fuck save it. Thanks. What the fuck are you doing?
Yes
No
No X. No X. I got bombs. I got this. No, no. Fine. Get it in. I'm faking it. Faking
yeah yeah yeah yeah I got you
I'm picking two yeah no see you king of fakes fake fake fake that one okay
hang on you you you gotta get this out X
get on the floor fast
no I passed it yeah hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
no it should be able to go as the players are in game we're both
shit we're shit mean you are my calls I'm saying calls and you don't listen to
it listen I took a football she bought one of your before do you understand that
brown bitch yo are you going on fucking balls and what are you talking about
what are you saying play the game properly
No, you, hang it in.
Okay, so you just pass it to the other side, okay?
Okay?
Hang it over his head.
There we go.
Someone is hanging him!
Ha ha ha ha!
Me?
Did you hear?
Over his head.
Hang it in.
You, you.
Pump him.
1v1.
I just need to fake, maybe you can fake that.
Nice, nice, nice, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up!
Finish that!
No, you finish on them, you finish on them.
I just finished on that face.
We are the kings of the game, man.
But we are the Spaceship Rocket League.
You remember that game, Rain of Kings?
I know, I see.
Yo.
hit the hit the hit the hit that
double tap in whoa I'm the devil like I told you whoa I actually nice those
so nice told you like a straight up told you cuz you'll get old that was
I'm not even kidding my fat might one of my my boots got in the way I'm not even getting
I could my fat my really yes I can go hit that shit I get ready for the
rebound get ready to rebound X now you you you find it okay yeah I mean I know
I spend the other the year around I am one spin I'm so bad at the game I didn't
I said it's the same thing every time, every time.
We know who's in there.
I've got to have the boost, hold on.
Please.
View, View X.
X, what are you doing? Waiting for fucking...
No! I played properly then, I did proper!
Yo, I did proper!
I fucking hate you.
Go X.
Do something useful now.
Do something useful now, X.
I bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
Found it. Now, we win.
Easy game.
Easy ride. Easy skin.
No, no, no. I understand it's better to do directional air roll with analog stick.
But you cannot do, your thumb is occupying it.
Like your thumb is occupying it you if you turn the character to the side
You cannot air roll to a side at the same time
Honestly, I think it's your big nose getting out of the way of the street
Just you choose like in a place there
No
I think Rocket League is such a chill game to watch out in the street.
You're a bandit, you're a bandit.
Why? What the...
Uh, Jesse, we have cool Jesse.
This is your bandit. Your bandit. Your bandit.
oh this is a fucking dumb buddy
physics you're banned then
you can always take a chance
what are we doing here then
like
alright then we'll do the duo
I'll wait any minute
I guess the fuck is that
yo ex
you know what you should do
you should order food
so when we're done with rocket meat
getting it comes and we can watch the off-shot.
Um, nah.
Just ready.
Why?
You haven't eaten all day.
Like I'm playing with like a staff child.
It's like back in my unit.
No, I ate the whole stream.
I ate the big chicken and it ruined my,
like I mean, the thing is you're hurting ever since.
What did you eat?
Big chicken.
Thank you.
I think Bogus though. I miss. Fuck. You go.
Nice. Nice. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
Oh, oh, X. We need to get back immediately. I mean immediately.
Go. Hit it, hit it. Hit it, X. What do you feel so good about that?
Oh! Okay, that's EU-like. I don't know either.
I mean, given that anything needs to end round, so... I'm gonna hold it a big arc!
What's that, Monty?
Monty Jet?
Yeah, he's in the channel. He did a mega-faded load when we left, so...
I can see your shit again, it's alright.
I mean, you need...
I don't know, I'm trying to figure it out.
I'm just not sure what I'm trying to say.
You need me?
You need me?
I'm buying this shit!
I got a double top.
Oh, he stopped the double top.
Oh, really?
I
Have everything like a fucking book buddy. Oh my god, I see right for sure a little bit
No, nice past
Wow, that's a big pinch.
Come on, you need to be there, Rex.
What the fuck are you talking about? I can't be there.
Don't be surprised.
What a pinch.
Wait, I could just go this.
That's horrible.
You go, you go. Let's go, Rex.
Big Arch!
They've dripped gravy, said hello to you.
You hear the wrap up?
Who?
I mean I mean you let you you said you knew I hate you it was the most clear it
That was the clearest easy one in the chat if it was X2 in the chat, but it was me. Let's not chat, mate.
Here you go.
I'm blaming the fat guy again, I see boys.
Spicy, honey? It's good at it, that's the way it is.
He's not mentioning it, dude. He's cooking dips here.
Bye, bye, bye. I know you're getting a crisis.
Flippy.
X, I need you here.
Um, I get the wall, I get the wall.
Okay, can you hit that?
Uh, okay, fuck it, I'm going back.
Just in case.
Nice, I'm right here.
Nope!
Oh.
X.
We're in big trouble.
We're in big fucking trouble.
This is H. Hold on.
Oh, man.
This guy's fucking shit.
Uh oh.
Fuck, I bumped him.
I bumped him.
Just you.
Good pass.
And good go, honestly.
I mean, if I-
I- I wasn't able to do that.
I mean honestly that was a nice fucking goal. Like if that was on the other side.
Yes I'm saying I would be able to do that if I wanted to.
But it might, it might depend though.
It's because they hit under my grill. But if they hit the grill they would have been good.
You know what I mean?
I've been starting to learn how to hit the grill properly.
Lex got it
We suck we suck we should be oh, yeah, well, yeah
I
Do I do you want to do the thing or not?
Yeah, I'm down. I want to do whatever you want to do about it. I'm just chillin today. I don't have any brands
Where's this? Yeah, I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it.
I like today I want to actually have fun with our old pet man. She gets away from far with some content going
Jesse's a use up. You know how long Jesse's up. Yo, wait. You talking about?
What?
I just heard somebody what?
Yo, close up guys.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Yo, am I scared? Don't I-
Oh, it's freezing the game.
Oh.
I need to do self setups.
Nope.
We'll get you on a path to this
People are playing like water warm after the shit like that so I didn't know I think rocket niggas they'd be the best game right now like to play
like somebody like Bermpete is playing Apex like Apex is a complete trap wait actually
we can play Apex heroes that might be coming um I'm getting better
2v2 me and Fizz while waiting we can leeko said
oh i got me and leeko the shit on you that's where is that i'm at
Yeah.
B-Cock says he wants you to be too him in physics.
I'm going to turn him in now.
Yeah, I should make 20 minutes though, Loki.
You can right now.
In game.
Not for games and shit, you know what I mean?
Bro, look at this post.
Oh.
Alright, look at that, cool.
Why am I so shit at this fucking game?
Share that first, don't you?
Share it, please.
Yo!
Really?
That's insane.
Kick it, that.
Kick it, that.
That's not my time to play games.
Seeking me.
Seeking me.
Seeking me.
Seeking me.
Seeking me.
Seeking me.
Seeking me.
December time I mean
See community knows
Honestly, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to slowly hate computers like I feel I think most most like tech terms are just being all buzzworded
To all be like really really a poorly used that they can make money off of complete dog shit. It's a really really lame
I
Need anything but what it is really better
Actually
Yes, yeah, it's easy
I really like people involved though, like, like, like Jinxy has more bridges than I do these days, you know what I mean?
Like, I burn all of mine. I feel like it's hard to get people to shop their diamonds.
You know, you're just capping for it.
Do you know how many people you can get, like, to all of them if you try?
They're just too lazy.
That's for sure.
It's 100% true.
You got to know people that want to play with you.
I'm the most loved guy on the planet.
I'm not on a air captain.
What?
Joking.
Okay, fuck it then. Just make a prize pool.
Jinx, he's just like, okay, you want to know one thing that Jinx doesn't do that you do?
He doesn't yell at Hassan for an hour every stream, before the start.
Okay, what does he do?
I just want to bump some heaters, alright, tell me what it is.
But you could easily get to a militia miss easily
Oh
Make it make it like actually big in front of it like that like I would get my results will lie
I want like a lot of people shopping shit and be like a big event
Look at Jesus like all he did was have an idea and he got together and that's all it takes
Yeah, yeah, it makes sense
And like we do I mean
We could elevate it though it was good though
If you don't like me at my worst then you're not gonna like me at my best honestly good riddim
was a blessing in disguise I mean I'm just I play IRL crap to you and Jesse
you like that's I that's exactly where I want to be
playing games of the boys
oh no I can't go to a mr. beast event because I didn't you know do this and
like all big look like that's all you have to do is promote it we do all the
work I got like connections for homies to help out and like I'm sure like face it
admins that would like post shit no I know we could do that I mean we do
even have a cheap look no thing one bridge you just have to treat
something. The whole Ambi bridge is burnt entirely. Who? The whole Ambi bridge. It's
four fully burnt. Why? Oh, you're sure you're running the wire wire. Okay, Christ in that?
Okay. Okay, but who cares about those guys? I mean Christ in that? I mean, they're
a big chunk like in the scene. Like a lot of other people as well, like they feel
like they're gonna be on their bad side if they if they are if I'm actually I'm
saying I don't even know why they hate you like
because I made an instant joke or a few of them you can't treat everybody like
you treat me they can't take a joke like me and Jesse well yeah I know but I
mean it yeah sure like you gotta be like like low key you gotta be like
a different type of humans okay okay in all defense though and all defense though I
feel like I feel like I'll take a joke of energy level eight over and over again
it from some people I'll fire a seven that get em and that's it like that and
that version yeah yeah they can get it but they can't take it like that's
that's kind of how I view it is it's kind of weird
Okay, so the AMP people even game though, are you actually missing out on people like
this?
No, no, but it's not like, it's kind of hard to talk about the politics on stream like
that.
Like, this is kind of like a, it's like a, it's how it works, but like I'm not talking
to people that it's how it works, you know what I mean?
it's hard to get like orbiters from doing stuff with you when the main
components don't like you. Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Well, Kaisenat's gone and did you see like how they reacted when he left? Like they had
no structure to their streams, they're like going off on crazy ramps.
That's fine though, I mean it's...
They fell apart as soon as he left.
So what?
Like, I don't...
Nothing.
I don't I don't I don't you know, you know, this is like
Yeah, I don't know I don't like this stuff. Yeah, because overall listen, it's it was similar you want like I
Make jokes about you know, oh quick falling off one of the right, but I don't really like not talking about like other people struggling
I didn't slay this fuck. It's like really low blow again. I'll do this shit. It's just not what I do. Let me sign
No, you didn't have a lot of that actually everybody could be
That's just a rule I made, that's why I've done bridges.
Okay, you've been having Q Convuls this whole time, how are you not going to skips out?
No, no, no, hold on.
I'm nice at the builds, because I'm just a girl.
No, I don't like the build's downfall, like it's just not, it's just not, it's just not, it's not, it's not better than butter.
Like, we go out struggling on two or whatever, like, we go, hey, we're hanging out in jail, I mean, I was defending him, like, nothing like that.
Cause I think it's lane-thrown builds, like, somebody's like fucking, like, uh, uh, like, down was stranded, uh, it's just lane.
I don't do that.
I
Know the right wall what what I realize in life is like
It's not everything like you and that's okay, and that's what you've got except and that's just to clear how it's probably
And that's just the way the what the like works
Some people that just find you an asshole and you can be the nicest person in the world
And that's just how it is and you don't need to get upset about that because the people who do love you will be next to you
And that's just it. Yeah
That's just how it's going to stop me, bro.
Yo, let's run this 2v2.
And I'm allowed to see people fell off because I fell off. That's just how it works.
Just like I have the Fat card, I have the fell off card.
if you will see like everybody has oh everybody has to be like always like a
mega at the top and they're like super good like it and they refuse to compute
the components of like what's happening it's like really stupid that would be
more fucking like roll like it I think it's stupid it's like if somebody plays
only fucking fortnight if I complete dies out and like oh you though this
Yo, if you're most of one game Andy, like it's just really dumb to fucking sever somebody's
downfall when it's like most of the game's downfall, like it is what it is.
It's stupid fucking, it's very shallow minded.
People who would build nothing will have these arguments, because they don't know
why it's like to build anything.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we have to do this.
Yeah, you have to watch this guy.
I mean, you're gonna just say it
Are you a ranting fucking man? I'm dead determined
I mean the talk the term the term falling off doesn't really exist because if you're just doing the thing you love
Then you're not falling off. You're just enjoying the life and the people who say you fell off
I just measure your run some place. Yeah. Yeah, to be to be to against against the content this guy. Go and by the cocks
see like if if you if you if you look back right and look at numbers and I
need a constant this is whatever right you say oh my god um so don't fill
off his tumors with what they did in it and I was in the opposite I would say
it content has fallen off like it's kind of the reverse like people consume and do
mapping in it a lower quality product right and it's just it's just the name
of the game okay I'm not and then this is not a reflection back on him
There's really like on everything
You know I'm saying yeah, so it's which things
I like it
Go
Oh, that's a mistake.
I'm sending a cool blogger, look at him.
Yeah, these guys are like, playing their hot socks, they have something to prove.
Look at you guys.
Man, I did a cool blogger too.
I got...
I guess we're walking as well, I guess we're walking as well.
good fucking comms, good fucking listening
one match shot only
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what
I'm talking about.
I'm not gonna pass it yet.
Dominus players on a low.
Here we go.
Yep.
See, this is a Dominus only type of striker, it's the only reason why this car is decent.
I mean we just we just lost to a guy who clicks buttons for everything like lock it
Yo says you says you
What's fucking being grass in the fucking back of the goal like that fucking cow
out
it's a bug next to me
no, no, I can't
if he's doing the spider thing
it's not how you do
the back of the wall thing
get back now x
so what what what what were you doing let me ask what you were doing
I got bumped
we use this to these news
these are mod writers, he's a VIP
he spams trihawk for a living
fucking play the game man I'll crash on the line motherfucker
Well, they're fucker.
Hey, hey!
I'm done.
I thought I'm bad.
Oh, here.
Oh, I'll catch a little hit.
Uh-oh.
You're pissing me off hit it out stop passing it to them. I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna end it in that
I'm not in the dentist yet
I'm just gonna at least have that ain't even one more life. My Sanity is worth too much
To be argue with a fucking loser cuck bitch ass bum bitch mother suck a trash you did fucking nothing
You miss the fucking ball. I give this one to you're the mess
I think I'm insulted by a guy that looks like a fucking gremlin.
Like your hairstyle's like two weeks off looking like a labubu.
Alright.
I don't give a shit what you say about me.
You look like a cartoon character.
You look like a cartoon character.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Okay, okay, okay.
I have to get off over with this guy.
How much does he get for this guy?
How much does he pay him?
Like how bad is money?
Do you have to fucking troll my games?
We're losing to moderators.
There's no way we're getting bitched right now.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You.
Go, Cho.
Wait, 5-2. Wait, let go.
Let go. Wink, wink.
Actually, I'm doing...
Oh
Darn it
X
What the fuck in bull
Oh man
It's a lot of punch it there punch in the fucking corners, so they stops rolling in there
Okay, legal, legal, legal, legal, legal.
Reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset.
Reset this again, reset this again.
Be all three, reset this again, reset this again.
I mean, this is so fine for me as a...
Guys, yeah, why are we playing this match?
What is that? What is that? We guys won, we're defeated.
Okay, we're losing people. We literally time people out further.
Right, what are we doing?
Well, you try to reduce them while you're at the bottom of the food chain.
This is like fucking... It's like a fucking...
Like a peon talking about the lately achievements of the fucking top actors.
Like, there is some time below them.
Like, bro, you are fucked.
You don't mention food when a fuck dies in the pool.
Bye-bye, bye-bye.
I am a bomb, I do believe in a trailer with my mom.
Alright, okay, done, done, we'll get it, we'll get it, come on, build 3, build 3, solid,
base I might be paid all night like when we're sleeping is playing
well I want to be cinema like with the bunker and shit like we get it progress
with cinema Minecraft you guys like it's you're trolling me it's okay we can
just play another day
I'm still gonna be hit tomorrow if I didn't die
Oh, why are you writing me? I mean, why are you writing me? I get off my dick
Look at you look at you writing me what you were not gonna hit it
You
We can play pummel party.
No.
Do we have any friends or we play pummel?
Wow, how the fuck has he even hit that?
We'll try that then. Yikes. Ashley Yikes.
There's anything less aura in this game, they move for demo and not hitting it by the way.
That's actually true.
Like it.
Oh my god, you're so fucking useless.
brother I'm doing God's fucking work by now oh no I just missed the perfect
set up
nice oh oh
One, play it.
Hold it.
Easy.
And that's why you guys are moderators and we are the streamers because we're better
at games.
Smile.
One.
Arga.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Is this next? I'm running a fucking 9950X3D over where the fuck it's called.
That's you, Rick!
Oh my god, I fucked it, I fucked it.
What's Bro doing, like...
team mate oh you're one be one where is my team mate oh where is he
How can you be fat and skinny at the same time?
It doesn't make sense.
It just doesn't make sense.
Okay.
Anything else right now?
Like you're the fatest, skinniest person I've ever met.
You piss me off.
How can you be a professional yet to video at the computer and be dead dodged at all
the games you play?
Bro.
I'm not dodging it.
I'm one of the greatest gamers of all time.
computer and be that dog that all the games you play
bro I'm not doggy I'm one of the greatest gamers of all time
say the whole line of don't say it say the whole line of don't say it
fuck ti, fuck thee
fuck nelly
fuck these four
if you can read one full page of a Harry Potter book nice fellow whoa wait
really really a replacement a replacement is crazy
wasn't a replacement
save it save it save it while the cops you are shit hey don't talk to my best
friend like that
Oh, he just let you just is not gonna do it. Oh
You should take it. Why do you do that?
That's not that's not it's a stupid to strap it I need to be too active it and then Greg gets it
You don't you don't know because you're too low. Wait a minute. Oh, he planned it
Of course it is what?
No, no, no, no now I know what I do your your low B
Do you ever think about how much of a charity it would be for a few seconds?
You know, we're like a scientist?
Yeah, I mean I figure out the things that nobody figured out yet.
Think about how much we're losing in this humanity because we're in a streamer.
I've been saying that for years.
My teammate is fucking massive! The largest thing to his fucking brain!
Axons for blood! GG! GG! GG! GG!
You look like it's no neck and long neck and a baby
that's what you look like
I'm done with the fucking thing
Yeah I'm done with the fucking thing
I'm done with the fucking thing
Fuck the fucking thing again, also fuck you guys too
Fuck you guys too
Alright
Why can I still hear him?
You know we left the game
Jesse's on rock, Jesse's on
IRL craft
No he's not, no he's not
Yes he is, I just got a screenshot from Sonic
Okay, there is no fucking way there is no way dude. No because now I'm like gonna stop freaking out
He left me alone with you like what the fuck
Maybe he's AFK in game
I'm getting on now checking
This offline grindal
Listen you say I was trying not to sway the check against him whatever because I think it's rude right but generally though
I think it's too much of stream shit going on Loki. I'm gonna say
Like I'm just saying I feel like the offering should be like really the only like the boring ass shit like
Getting your loot back in shooting. I'm saying yeah, I
Think he's just editing the base though is boring shit
I
Yeah, we're doing around the floor. I got the Avengers
So
I'm saying I got the Avengers for IRL. I got a camera man and shit
We get the shit going because I'm doing a lot of other stuff that I do like a Bosnian
What was I saying?
Okay, nobody's paid, I'm not sure, ever.
Nobody's ever paid it.
That dumbass shit that we came up with is diabolical.
I don't know why anybody would ever even materialize that line.
Wait, where's my cursor at?
What the?
Yo.
So where's my cursor at?
I don't see it.
Do I have a window capture on it? Usually that's what it causes.
We shouldn't play this without Jesse.
I don't see my cursor.
Shut up, Greek, you play with our X. No, X chooses deadlock.
Overlast.
Fuck you.
Wait.
I couldn't because I was on Disligaptor.
Wait, so is he not around?
Look how nice the base is there.
What did you just do?
What the fuck did you just do?
That's Jesse's shit.
Quickly bro, he's gonna freak the fuck out.
Where is this backpack?
I
Put it all back. Let's look at it. Let's look at his items
Rune revival prots for unbreaking mending agility
advanced
Thorns three many on breaking inner berserk strength and vitality protection for
Like bro, you're fucking with me like a ring of strength we are resin
I don't fuck with this shit, okay?
Cause he's gonna be crazy.
What is he gonna put in now?
Oh, hot bar.
Range, advanced fire, supreme flame, rapid fire, infinity.
Lifesteal, sharpness, advanced fire, combo, mending, adishwared, let's just smite five, looting four.
Bro, I-I-I-I-I-I-I need to get up.
I need to get on that level, should I, but...
Hold on, chest play and look at your HP.
Bro.
Bro, his chest play gives you like 8 HP.
You just yonk it no I don't
You okay, they do
Okay, you want to do the bucket a little bit maybe then just a little bit
Bunker check check check is the bunker only to do the
Check is the bunker only to do all the put on shit and get all the other because that's it
It's just refined and get some loot. There's nothing else to it, right?
I don't have any mending there, that's the problem.
I have zero mending.
Yeah, so how do I get PE on my shit then if I already have enchants?
Wait, I can't just put on it.
Wait, I'm allowed to?
I was allowed to.
Um...
Wait, is this good chat? Purifying Blade?
I don't know who that is. He's Russell Trent.
Uhhh...
Chubb, what else do I put on my shirt then?
Oh my god!
Mathematics is insane!
The high level I am the more than I do is that is that a lot though
It's bad economical precision
Yeah, but I need to put Mending on my ship first. Give me a second.
Yeah, I think we should go to the entity. No, we shouldn't be playing as a tool,
I guess I guess oh I can't put those together. Why not?
Combined a little books, but how though?
What's he killing me?
What fuck is killing?
What did I say I thought I might die?
Okay.
What about disarmament? Did that not be good enough?
Power 4.
It was killing me.
Geography!
What about geography, Jack? Is that good enough?
Okay, I'll just put P's, I think I should put P now on it.
And then maybe even, oh no, what did I put in it?
I challenge you to put um, nothing.
Water!
Only one subject per weapon.
Okay, let me just try this out, just in front of it.
I want to see how much, what kind of buffs I get as I use this.
A training dummy.
Oh, I should, I should put down my bow then.
Math on the bow?
I don't see it, I know I put it.
What did I put, what did I put math on?
Where's mathematics?
You're worse mathematics!
Any books?
Um, is you're there?
What's in here apparently?
Sling, no, Matt, put it on my bow.
What?
I'm not allowed to.
Okay, what's this?
Dummy.
How do you make a dummy?
Unusable.
Forget you, what is Ash Destroyer?
I had this incident.
Nope.
How do I search it then, how do you search it?
I
Ash is sorry. How do you search for something? I know I had it yesterday
Okay, I had it today, no
Nope, not here.
Double click search bar.
Where?
Fuck, no, I've got...
Guess where?
In the black area.
I have to look at all the ones I want to.
Supreme Smite.
Let me see if they used it.
Yo, Greken.
Yes, sir.
Did you use my ass this way?
No.
You really think I used that?
Are you sure?
Yes.
that's fucking diabolical like actually he took a yo I actually cannot
believe it oh my god there's more hold on
let's go you mean let's go I told you I thought I would nene me
what did you say you would go in nene meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
Yeah, I didn't know that much at all this is so bad
Check
That's the monsters in the area that was in his day. Do they kill do they draw a lot of stuff?
What about the crates though? Did the crates drop anything good?
Greek is good in Nether.
Really?
Yeah, why not? I mean, it's like what we've never seen before, we should have praised a little bit in the Nether.
Uh-oh, why can't I like trade with the villagers?
I think well I'm like I'm lagging
Hello can you hear me?
Yeah
Where's the water?
I'm just lagging
By the way
And the city crates
Fire dragon eye
Yo
Yo Jesse, Emily
what up you just by the way I'll never forgive you you did something that
unthinkable what did I use my ass to show your book
yeah I did all right well did it now just getting each right here yeah why can
I traded the villagers by the way thank you yep let's find it it was in my chest
hmm I'll take shift I just I separated all of them because I didn't know if it
was yours or not I have another one too we want to go to the nether can we do
that wait a minute I'm dead so are your items I put them back in your in your
pocket but I didn't say anything either
Wait
Did I was that logged in overnight?
Um, I forgot where the portal to the nether is that I found it
Can I use that in ours
Do the floor tower thing you found the most water thing and what's worth our
thing? Yeah, what's worth our thing?
Do you have enough stuff to make my stuff mending?
Um, oh emeralds? No. No, we that, no. We gotta find that. I don't know. We gotta find like another church.
Triple? The triple what?
I'm not sick, I just woke up.
Where's my canteen and shit mom?
What?
You named it Temple.
That's my chest.
You're one of my ones in the chest.
You named it Temple.
In my chest are you named for me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I named it Temple, apparently.
Nope, you can't see it.
Big dungeon icon.
Dude, where? This one?
Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Oh, shit, priming. I just woke up.
Oh, Temple!
Um, the closest one we have to there.
Hold on. All right, Gizzy, look.
It's over here. At the rare dark one.
I got it, I'll do the intro over there and we'll get there.
You ever sleep with your mouth open and when you wake up your mouth is like an actual desert?
No, no I drool like crazy though.
No I'm mouth breather.
I'm a drooler.
Any droolers?
Yo, I drool so much, my fucking, my pills smell like honey sometimes.
What the hell?
I ain't don't draw, but when I do draw it's usually like a good ass sleep.
Like I'll wake up and be like, holy fuck.
I only draw when I'm like extremely overweight.
No, it's because I had a mouth expander when I was younger.
Like my mouth was too small to expand it.
So like now it's like a little bit of...
I don't know, it just stays open when I sit.
Yes, I don't snore, but I'm pretty sure I mouth-breathe the whole time.
You might even be in an apnea thing.
Yeah, I had to palakalix thunder, yeah, with a key, it was horrible.
My brother has really bad apnea.
It's scary as hell.
Yeah, you go to oxygen like fucking 10% of some shit.
What the fuck?
just like, like, get stunned and then 30 seconds later, like, out of nowhere and shit.
Yeah, kind of like me, I do that too, but I don't have apnea, which is really weird.
I should have just fucking...
You can die from that.
Yeah, okay.
Well, he has an apnea machine.
Yeah, I need to get my McDonald's and stuff so that guy here for a minute's a go.
up
you know what a weird house this is no
you can't eat that like on college yet
you're gonna eat the big art
off friend
i don't want to locate
we could look my friends
just because you had a shake spirits
They gave me a fried rat like I literally almost died
Like that thing was fucked like they fucked it
Yeah, that shit got fucked sideways somebody fucked your burger like I know it's perfect. I see I need XP books, and I need
Oh, I don't have any XP
He said you did something for me
I need you and I come and then this thing's for acts
I bring iron up again. I cannot explode those spawners. I have pickaxe
I
Yo, yo, this place is gonna crazy though, no
I mean this is gonna sound extremely dope but I did quite a bit of work.
I saw that on your open side.
Why did you put it on my weapon?
No, no, no, it's in a box.
I was gonna let you know.
What?
Please, help me out.
Yeah, I can't, I'm sweating.
level 100
yeah you don't understand where I'm stuck as well Jesse I'm like
stuck
I'm stuck like I can't tell you I'm stuck forever
what are we doing here?
I need to go around
I don't even know what the heck is going on with her.
I wouldn't even do the intro.
True.
Oh, careful, careful.
Oh my mic's really parked on my face, sorry.
Is the brother getting the handles up at all or not?
yes because he needs mending on all his shit again
okay there's a lot of water that says don't bother with it oh there's there is
I'm a block though
Yeah, I know you
Yeah, you get you guys one more back to me
No
I bet we can tame it
Can we tame the little one?
I'm gonna go to Mending and bring you a level box so you get it right.
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Vincent, health pot nice in my life, okay?
Yep.
I'm running out, I'm running out, quick!
I think we're lagging X, but we'll have to defunct all our people.
Where are my- Yeah, yeah, they'll suck it out.
Okay, I have to reflect it in for two minutes.
How do I remove- That's-
You got milk.
Like- Like the way-
any laggers I have a I'm gonna go find a cow
yeah but I ain't no brother visiting somebody any lagging individuals in the
No, I'm trying to-
I'm actually lagging really bad right now.
Oh. Yeah.
Bang. Easy.
What a weird lag, okay.
You're still gonna have to actually do that.
I mean, I feel like a cow. Can you just stand here for a second?
I mean, it's fine. It's only been a minute, 20 minutes. It's not a problem.
Okay.
That sounds terrible. I'm going over.
Yeah, I can't move properly. Like I just shot it.
I just fired it in lava.
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
Holy shit, my heart is...
Really, don't accept that. I might give you a classic though.
I can't fucking aim by the ladies is so bad
Chat really this ring was broken it like I think so much more damage now
I'm ready. I'll let you go. It is this crazy. Yeah
Yeah, let's go to the top of this grab me by my head. Yeah
Just kidding. I'll chop you see there's something. Oh
Oh, we can't destroy it we have to go manually
Yeah, there's a presence there's a powerful presence force in here. Oh, no
How do I add it on for my shoes now I've made the double book we can't we can't believe it
Just applied to the boot it costs like 20 XP
So why would I combine books and spend money on combining them and then I don't I don't know that's just what chat says
I don't even know if that shit works.
Well that cost way more, by the way.
So they're gonna do that.
Oh, my pet's dead, so you might be carrying me on your shoulders.
But I can't jump up.
I think we can break now.
Yeah, we can.
I go to the top tower.
Where we go?
Oh, top tower, top tower, top tower, top tower.
Go to top tower.
Yeah, it's just in there, it's just in there.
Oh, I see it.
Do you want me to get it?
Do you want me to get it?
With X?
We're many fire charges.
Actually, it's changed my...
...bind that after I've...
See these shitloots?
Pretty sick.
Oh my god, this is nice and dark shit.
Let's check this one.
Holy shit, this is bad.
Where are we going now?
Top, top, top, top, top.
We break now. Nope, there's an address on there. I mean, drumming. Oh, no, I'm floating.
Oh
Met me up, please
Don't stop please. Yeah
Well done. Well done. Oh, yeah, you'd show me all over the bottom
Oh
Wait, we just figured out how to no clip though
Yeah, everybody goes oh now we remember
out that way that block is those different ones silver block
Oh
Oh, oh books in there books in there. That's good. That's still good. Oh
My god, oh my god
Max?
Somebody's is good!
Smite 5. Hell.
Oh, there's a guest here, there's guest here. Oh, I found like 12 of those.
I went to the temple, you know the temple that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean
Yeah, that's where I found the sharpness thing
It was a legendary troll, by the way, that dropped it and he dropped two
Middle chest first
Really?
Oh my god, I'm up in front of you
I got him on the one side.
Benny's the ladder at the bottom of this. Yeah, so last time.
Are we waiting up here for?
Well, nothing. We're going down now.
Out my legs.
Here we go.
Oh!
Wait, what's water is this?
Oh, it's a bat.
Wait.
It's something to check up on the enemies with my family
Pots four is good
I'm gonna buy boys this
Yes and people played like this like
Check each floor there's a lot of books emeralds on the blokes the first floor yeah, I'll just roll it
They played like flight simulator games, and they did backwards controls and then now they're stuck for life
What the fuck this looks like somebody's fucking loose
This is literally my base by the way all this you're fighting. I'm just trying to pretend that this is the dog space
So I've been stored everything I'm brum. I'm brum
Yeah, that was mine, but oh for this
Are you good on healing and everything great play it's work now. Yeah
Oh, him, yeah, he's fine.
It's pretty much... oh, by the way, what you guys need to get is strength and fatality, uh, two...
...on your chest plate, because I have three layers of hearts.
Yeah, because, yeah, it's not even that way, yeah, but that's where it's like, though.
Roll one, though, roll one, though!
Just box over and over and over and over again. Oh, you've all the book themselves. Yeah
I'm gonna find a boy. We're gonna find a boy. Come on. That's trying to read you all the drinks
I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy
I'm running
I'm pretty mad, I'm pretty smart, okay?
I'm going to kill them now!
They're in front of us, they're in front of us, they're in front of us!
They're not going to kill us, they're in front of us!
Oh, massive right here, Maxman.
We can get all your mending now, by the way.
Probably three.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I'm trying to get me a farm in HV.
I got a witch's hat and I'm giving a thousand of these things.
Really?
Yes, I'm in the field.
There's like an intramigotary floor, yeah.
Look at my stream.
Jesse, look.
This is actually broken.
Damn snivels.
Look, the creeper chest.
oh yeah
you see this
I got the witches out
I'm doing it
to go to the basins
what the fuck is this
it's the ass
Yes!
I mean, I just filled an entire XP book.
I just filled three of them.
I see you really throughout.
Okay, I see a little bit of them.
What I mean, if you want to go on a flexing, I'm not flexing.
I just filled three books, all of them full.
You're mocking, sir.
Wait, this is Emery farm.
and dance protection for that's fucking huge yeah excuse me dimming somebody
else's light doesn't make yours brighter okay
I'm getting so many emeralds here I'm getting emeralds of the ass I'm gonna need those seriously
Oh my god
Really the restoration really why I know I didn't lose a lot of shit, but I need to fight though
Look at your game, it's not breaking
Yeah, but you never know you never know
really check this out on the floor but yeah
and they shit thank you we use that when we go home oh good brother we're
They're boldening it
I'm ending bucking here and infinity in that chest
Yeah
No, yeah, we should always we should always get new meetings. We'll need in the future when we stop getting our shit
Oh bullprop three make props for family
I'm being flung around, there's a stable.
Oh my god, lesser sharpness, V. That's bad, right?
Yeah.
Well, no, no, no, no, we don't keep trying as V.
He's not lesser.
Yeah.
Let's go back.
Let's go back.
What's going on here, man?
I'm lucky because I can't get for minutes.
My weapon's gone!
Go on again, go on again, go on again!
Got it!
like
Yep
We're cooking
Do we need all the umbra?
Now but always grab the lapis and shit. We somehow always turn out a lapis
It's useless really
I'm just going to go around it, out to smart them.
Where are you guys?
Do you guys get down?
Face man.
Get down.
Level up your quick chance for S.L.
Was it max win?
Nope, oh yeah, I can't see him.
I'm breaking it.
Still does good though.
Couple spectral sills.
That's good.
Can I get a lock deck for that chest? I bet you those are like max win chests.
probably not, I don't think it's random
I'm just missing out on loot every time I fuck, though
yeah, it turned me out of my shit, so I can see below, I guess
yep, hold on
what?
That's gonna forget me. I'm lost on my loot. I
Got three I'm from now. We don't need that. We don't need all that charge to me
Make them ready to go
Yeah, he's still farming unlimited which right now pretty much
Your quick chance oh
Random crits.
Dude, that's insane.
And melee damage as well.
Oh yeah, crits.
True, I do start doing that.
Wait, I took all my levels.
yeah
Feather falling three we need this you could take it you could stack it with the other ones
Oh, there's arrow quivers in here if he has one of them, but yeah, we can stack it
Think of it like tft or honor chest if you have like two level twos you can find them you can make the level three
See like a two buck with a two buck it makes a three buck see if you put a three buck with a three buck it makes a four buck
Oh shit, well.
Yeah, it's like trade-offs.
Yeah, because I already combined it, though, so.
All right, um, I wouldn't have had towers, but they're going to use us, no?
I don't know if I want my screen to look like that.
I'm going to go on my way. I need you to go deep up.
I
Look at them at the gold bar departing
Yeah, I'm down. You have a recall great
Here guys the tower here the exact same thing the exact same right next to it
We could do it. Let it go next to it. Don't take it
I
Check the recall. Yeah. Yeah, apparently the thing train excess. Are you fucking kidding me?
There's nothing
It's a little tear
Yo, we don't want you to do entity. All right, let's do intro and then entity
Okay
Thank you, my god, I'm not yet. You're right
How many recalls can you warm-hold to me and draw me a recall to me?
Yeah, I gotta give Greek some recalls too, let's see.
Made a good amount of them, I made five.
So here, here's two for you, Greek.
Beneath you.
Combat, melee damage.
5% direct damage for level one.
wait that's very expensive 29 a little for 5% more critchets archery they draw
back faster I shouldn't put life steal on my on my on my weapons is not even
in childhood with the first one yet. Arrow speed!
Dang, you knew chance at first.
That's huge!
Guys, arrow speed equals equal to...
...equal to...
...equal damage.
It's using level, not XP.
Wait.
On paper.
Wait, really?
I can farm a few levels here I'll have one more one whole potion sir yeah
we may leave no more I need armor about my personal do stealthy
multiply damage when you're crouched.
Can I engage him?
Let's just take the chest real fast. I'm not allowed to speedrun this.
No chest here.
Let's fix up. Yep.
Like that. Spiderman.
Nothing good in here.
Yeah, just take your time.
Yeah, no, just take your time. It's all good. I can wait all day forever.
What the fuck chat
These are these aren't good
All this is super L
No, I'm not here.
On the inside.
I have luck if I'm...
luck if I'm...
I didn't know that was measurable.
Sweet.
That's the combat you were in.
That's actually a sweet.
I can't. Too many levels.
Remember when we used to play in a regular skeleton?
We could just one-shot you in the head.
Yeah, exactly. As I say, like...
This used to be so measurable.
Okay, we're gonna go to NCT. I think there's an extra next to us to pop up.
The end was so scary last time.
What's an enchantment that would help against that?
Is it just blast protection or whatever? Like we should just blast protect-
Reds! Oh, we didn't have one at the time though.
Reds is gonna be insane. Like it levels most of the time to work against the Reds.
Oh, Reds is this one?
Yeah.
We have one ring.
Yeah, same. We didn't have that at the time though.
Well, I had one of them, but I still died.
Even with a bad chest, anything move on it.
I'm getting out of the switch, but I lost that.
Here.
What the good old man like
So what is that
Wait a broke it
Yeah, sir
Well, no, that broke it broke it though. Yeah, same same
Is it like his locker?
Oh, that would have been nice.
Shocking four?
Actually, that's whatever it's nine and a half.
Glowing powder.
What?
Wait, what is this?
What the?
Give me that.
Give me that
Shut this floor take that in by the way every time you open up a chest just middle mouse by
Yep
Silver block
someone's saying i like came to this spot and i put all this into the game, but i didn't check it
mid slow library, we didn't check it
I
Want to thank you guys
Right right you come here so we can do this
Don't down a horn to another hole
Oh
I need some food!
Yes!
Yeah, we did it, we did it!
Yes, legendary, uh, nunchucks.
Nice.
That was 10 big speed though.
What the fuck?
Come on, it's locked, should we buy the opening yet?
I think so, yes. If it's library, so.
We should.
I agree
Do you have any criticals? I could make some stuff?
Fuck no, we can't there should be some in your mind
That was the potion
I'm still tanky, what the fuck?
I'm not even thinking really, did I do anything at all?
That sounds like cap, no key.
Oh, I think they're coming over here, they're coming over here.
Hold on.
I need a lock for Junior, do you have any of those?
She's on my ground, but yeah, sounds like you actually, but oh, I put it in that chest. Oh, no. Oh, no, I got no job
Okay
Right here
This is horrendous, this is horrendous and I'm not gonna get out of here.
Cleansing crystal is it?
What's a cleansing crystal?
What's the cleansing result?
One more debuff, okay.
I acknowledge that ampereplexity. You cannot make this shit up.
I got blown out.
Oh, I'm acting plentiful if you want.
No. Good now. Oh my god, we're set now, Chris.
Coming.
The fucking spawners that are taking our ship out of there.
This is getting insane, man.
Chest here, measure edge three.
No.
Reinforced sharpness.
What is that?
Patrols patrols patrols
Please please stop it. No please
Did we already loot this or not?
oh this is getting fucking oh no you're
you're not making any of them having to be possible
yeah hold on i'm coming i'm like a wormhole potion
just a little man you take the recall potions i gave you
and i can't find any blaze things to set the fire
play powder? should be a mob drops
should be a fuck ton of them
that's why I needed it, I didn't know what bill was fucking trying to make me do it
what's wrong Grake, what's going on?
wow, uh, barrage is your map, that could be good right?
what? mending
And...
I have to get out of here guys.
Are you fucking serious?
Are beefies good in this game?
I need to go into the city so I can like, progress like...
Like, do I know what to do?
First like the exit sound effect.
Who's the possession?
They're not picking up the ambulance.
I'll get out of here.
I'm in Zedal.
This is pretty good.
Why are we leaving?
I just think that I would want to do the other stuff, though.
I mean, get off and back here, you know what I mean?
Why?
We're here already.
Really?
Why that shot my levels?
We need to go into the island that we were diving in, we're maxed out nearly.
I don't have an obsidian shield you guys do.
We can probably make that.
We need to go into the island, go, come on.
Here we go.
Are you recording?
I'm not recording.
I don't recall.
I have one.
Oh, okay, cool.
I have one.
I have one.
I just...
fuck.
What's the high in shield I had just a bit oh
We should do the way there for way stones you have to put so we can crash waste on the ground the way
There's that cross
All right, we could recall out here
I'm gonna waste on those whatever
We need in this box velocities, but I mean
That's what just kill everybody
I mean, yeah, we I've worked. Yeah, I have warp scrolls by the way because I don't think we can use
You know, let's not be a bunch of bitches and then play like other people play that it would just play our way
I mean
And we always do the thing perfectly city lame
This is what the reason for like adventure every risk
I mean, that's why we're just different because we do things different on this
We are the different yeah, just different yeah, we just we're just
I don't even know what it is at all. I'll do the part
By the way, we got national on all these items like this is insane. We sharing
Just use drop down chests.
Do you ever have a mending book Jesse?
I need that.
Yeah I do.
Are you home?
Yeah I'm about to be.
Just trying to get a little bit of XP.
For that.
I think that picture doesn't look very, very good.
I need to pick up them.
Or nay.
Is anything that I picked up today that's like very very good that I need to pick up?
Or nay?
Oh the strength ring!
But I think red is better though, or our original is better.
Do we want strength?
I had to strengthen potions I was gonna replace it with a regen and a resistance into a resistance
resistance.
I don't really need res.
I don't really need regen.
I think regen is very little.
Like it's how much a nymph gives you.
That's not shit.
I agree.
I feel like you should give greek that strength potion, okay?
Probably.
You're setting all the more.
Probably all the giving what?
Probably the strength potion.
Probably needs that.
that. You mean the strength ring? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the potion ring of strength. Oh, yeah,
I could give him that. Oh, you have that advanced protection book. Or did I give
it to you? Yeah. But I also have advanced or supreme sharpness for. Oh, yeah. Show
I
Greg one
Ready there. Yeah, yeah, should I come back to base? Yeah, I got your men
So much actually either man, that's money where we're going. I'm gonna bring I'm gonna give you I gave that to him
Want it I can always make myself one day. I think this is recall potion for one more there
I don't want to keep that man, it's okay.
And you take this one Greek, here and here, you use that warp scroll when we're in the
place to get out.
It's like a recall.
Oh my god, next one.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Your big arch by the way is big cold.
We'll put in the next one.
Yo, Greek, come here, take it instead of...
It's undying, Regener.
Oh, nice.
Thank you.
Thank you.
There's literally a block party happening outside of Exorcism.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Party.
Did you just give me scraps?
What's that?
Did you just give me scraps?
No, no, no.
I was going to use it.
Are you lying?
Oh.
are you sure? Yes. Is that true? Yes. I'm dying of poison stone. I'm dying of poison
stone. It only, no, I take Cosmonium in gates. One more mending. I got it. Oh my god. That
is so lucky. That's guys. I should have not done this. That was really bad. Like
that was really really really insane
i'm gonna try it
that was very responsible and i hit it
i hate everything about me
and um
all right it's to the intro well i'm widens i get
I have more stuff I can use. What the fuck?
Wait.
Huh?
I have more stuff I can use.
Or is that backpacking?
Oh, yeah, I can't. I don't know.
I needed them.
It's flexing when I don't have mending or anything.
Bro, I need these.
I need these.
Oh dragon eye ball bowl
How much more mending do you need weird without a matter of shit
Oh, you should turn on that texture pack thing by the way, it's literally in the game
You don't have to download anything to how you just you just go options resource packs and it's called
It's like book texture. Like on the left side you just add it.
It's just on the thing.
It makes the game so much easier to understand looking at all the books.
Well, that's good.
Yeah.
Chat, what do I do with that? Do I need to make this one?
Yeah, we don't have the best of this and yes, we don't have that we do not the best of this
Glowing trend. I made that I have that ring already somewhere wait
Yeah, I made that thing here
No, we just use it. I think we just use all of our fucking
No, I found a bunch of silver though. Look at it. We have 23 silver ingots might be able to make it
No, we need glowing ingots
Yeah, you make that with silver.
Wait, really? How?
Silver blaze powder and golden nugget, I think.
Wait, what the fuck?
Statistic check here, 4.46 days played.
Check!
I need these blocks. I'm afraid. Yeah, I need to get a glowstone and blaze powder.
Wait, we have so many emeralds in here. Glowstone and blaze powder. They're in the
emerald chest. Where they're. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Okay, let's put this back.
We're gonna need a truck, so just, we're doing the intro, I agree.
You locked in?
I did it.
Okay, let's go.
And then I need to make the fuck out of the burgers.
All right, ready?
I'm going.
Yeah, what's up, burgers.
I want to put the burger back.
Yo, what's up, everybody?
Nice, it's really, really, really good.
What's everybody doing?
What's up YouTube? How's everybody doing?
I had to use the certified skull.
Jesse, you do.
Yes.
Um...
What's up?
I'm Matt. Alright, here we go.
Yo, what's up, guys. Welcome to another installment of RL Craft.
In this episode, we're gonna go to the...
Law City!
Ant City!
This is gonna be so much fun.
Sorry, it's Ant City.
Fuck!
Fuck!
What?
You can't try doing your intro.
Alright.
Come on, reset.
Good luck in, please.
Alright, Jesus, man.
Here we go.
Get out my thing, Jack.
Give me a second.
He's butting me out of the way.
Moves.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Yo, what's up guys?
Oh my God, bro.
Jesus Christ, I can't.
Okay, let me shut up.
Yo, what's up guys.
What's up guys, welcome to another installment of RL Crafts.
In this episode, we're going to be going to the N-City.
This is going to be so sick and I cannot wait to freaking play with you guys.
Hit it X.
We had to get all the Greeks loot back and we did, and we even got a little bit of extra
and it's a lot of XP.
We are fully loaded, we are up on loot, and we are locked in for the N-City.
Shall we?
I'm ready to make this the best episode we've ever had.
Make sure to like and subscribe, and comment down below, what's your favourite food to
eat in Minecraft?
Mine is pork chops.
I like burgers.
I like...
Apples.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, now we can just be back to this fucking...
Fucking stupid fucking game of show fucking shit.
Dog shit fucking game.
You have to pay this Billy guy like 200 bucks by the way
I'll pay him, I'll pay him, I'll pay him
He's like paying some weird warnings and like rituals and shit
Yeah, but like how many tier 5 do we have? Skulls wise
Only this giant one that was here right here or something
Have I took that one?
You really need to pay this random bitty person
That was randomly in our base
So should I make the fire one?
I need to make glowing surgery gems, we even had that, just normal perks.
I need guys is a diamond the blocks I got some I mean I need this is for them
blocks you really don't need those emerald we need time diamonds in the
block maybe maybe not you know I need how many endings are need
ending ending ending you have it on your weapons here yes we're too poor no we
have diamonds here no no no no I need I need a mob drops I need blaze of
powder no I have blaze butter glowstone yeah we're at a glowstone aren't we
no we're not really out in this material chest what you say great I need
then need to do the and chat my weapon like I don't know how you do it so fast but I'd
appreciate it.
But what does it need?
I'm so confused.
I'm just gonna get confusing.
So we're gonna do is gonna go into the chest then search brain, ground battle.
Guys we need more glowing ingots.
We need more glowstone.
It's in the material chest 12.
Oh shit you're right.
Yo wiki, bro.
Okay, I need four of these. Jesus Christ. Not anymore. One more glowing gem.
Okay, that's half a stack of 64. I don't know how many of us.
Well, we probably had the math to make it, but we need more fucking blaze powder.
Do you guys have any blaze powder remaining on the ground?
No.
Yeah, we're not a blaze powder, actually.
We're just because we're rich.
We do that.
Yeah, it's like a cool...
He has, like, the coolest career ever.
Who were the organizing guys?
The Minecraft chest, yeah.
Like he just really found himself a good career.
Okay guys, I'll rush and help you one time.
I'll help you later.
Any leftover blaze powder maybe somewhere hidden?
I do not think so.
If it's not the mop drop chest,
there's a shot unless you put it up in the dump.
Really? I mean blaze rods?
You would probably put those in the wrong...
organize that for sure. Okay. Can I have an XB book please?
Blind misses. He did. He unorganized one of them.
Oh yeah. Yeah, that might be me honestly. Yeah, I don't think Billy would fuck so bad.
That's not good enough. I'm gonna, uh, uh, uh, the end scene might not have something.
more
Unless someone grabbed them and put them somewhere, Greek, did you grab place powders earlier?
Yeah, no, they were out
In the Depot chest
I'll look for that, and you do this.
Oh, the towers that we just beat have them, yeah, exactly, but...
Okay, I'm going to put this into this chest, please don't take this, if it's just...
I need...
Oh, I found...
I found five blaze rods.
No, wait!
Yeah, I did it was in the chest over next to the enchanted table. Oh, yeah, that's my secret chest. I need that
What's nice though is I am recording it will be in the video
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm missing one. We're just fucking on to you brother. I'm missing a one. Oh
I just found one
I thought I really did find one, but it's this weapon.
Oh, I'll get you silks to make it.
Did you do it, Jesse?
I was looking for a place.
Yeah, take this as well.
I need the lapis.
No, Sil doesn't do that.
Uh, lapis is in the deeper chest.
Yeah, I'm gonna grab it right now.
Yeah, I got 28 here on the floor.
How do we not have a steel rod anywhere?
There is a rod somewhere like I remember moving one. Why would the brewing stand have that?
It wouldn't it would suck it
Well, you're trying to brew anyway brew
It's a wrong silt okay glowing
Yeah, brrr, brrr.
Oh, glowing powder.
Buh.
OK.
Oh, no, glowing powder.
Not need for that anyway.
And we've got glowing powder.
Powder.
Not everybody.
Glowing powder.
What does that look like?
Looks like a very weird glowing dust powder.
I don't think I've ever even seen that before once.
Yeah, let's just uh, oh
And I gotta level up his thing yo low kick it just get some blouse. It's a blaze. I like to dance
I was a bunch out of it
Guys I was a bunch out of it
I
Can you bring me food possible
Okay
How do you make brothers game
I'm not
I'm giving it to him.
On the floor.
Yeah, I need the XP as well.
Oh.
Wait, where the fuck's my life steal?
Uh-oh.
Oh no.
Alright, GG's.
I could find it in like two seconds. Probably just put it in a chest.
Put it in someone's bog, you should be immune to hunger apparently.
No.
In your chest?
No.
No.
Oh guys, did you see me bring my Atlas, please? I dropped it out on my sense.
Yeah.
That feels great.
Alright.
Oh yeah, I don't know where to go from here.
To go to the Placebots.
Fuck, shall we go to the Placebots like easily?
Like, off the rip like this?
No.
Maybe in this little spot right there?
This should have it gone
What the fuck
There's canyon levels at the bottom.
What is a waga, man, that's pissing me off.
It's just an emote with a little tail.
Battle tower's at them, you're right.
You really can't find it because it can make you another one in like a few seconds.
Well, I can't find it.
The Guardian Dragon, what is that?
Here it is.
How do you make it that fast?
One life steal plus one life steal equals two life steal.
Am I one with three?
No, I think that doesn't exist.
That's the best you could get.
I was a three.
Are you sure?
Yep.
There's a Guardian Dragon.
Oh, I'll find blood cells in here for sure.
100%.
this one always had some
right I'm ready I'm ready to fight now
No, give it to me now.
Now!
Now!
Give it to me now!
Give me my money!
Give me my food!
Give me my food!
Now!
No!
Give it!
No!
Please!
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Is that the best you can get?
Combo 32?
Yep, that's the best in slot.
My fucking god.
Thank you so much, Jesse.
Oh my fucking god.
I was very nervous.
Oh my god.
What does a warp scroll do?
Man, this is the best we can get again.
Holy shit.
My favorite city.
Do you know what I like?
Do you know what my favorite thing is?
When XQC does nothing.
Where is he right now?
Oh, I'm getting playsaweds, we're gonna dance in the game.
Danazza.
How about you glaze my rod?
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Yeah, well, should I handle you?
You're on it.
I don't know what to do with that.
Did you just get worm-scaled?
Oh, it's not even from that?
What the fuck? Where did we get this worm-scaled?
There's any ladies in the chat hit me up because okay, I'm gonna go out on the yacht.
I have a recall.
Yeah, Jass, you trying to go a yacht with me?
Oh, there's nothing here that spawns that gives a rush or blazes it over all.
It's all over the place.
Okay, call a recharge, okay, I'm sorry, yo, you're a recharge, okay, Chad, I said it,
what do I see next?
Average clap, please.
He'd run the bottom so he could get the mounts.
Okay, this is actually really good for us, all these buttons are really good for
us.
Oh the spawner's at him you're right
I'm a bad I was bad I was fucking dead at this place
Do I just suck? Like, what was I getting fucking clout there, man?
Yes, you fucking suck and you stink.
No, why you so mad, bitch-ass fatso?
Fuck you, cause you're skinny and you're a mad-
Math 4!
I just got math 4 today.
Give.
Give.
Give that to us now.
Give that to us immediately, otherwise you'll feel...
Okay, my star.
I'm looking at nicotine pouches and they cost a lot of money in the UK.
Okay, low-key is up at the end.
Wait, what did you think I said?
Wait, there's- there's- there's-
There's nothing in Black Heart?
Yeah, I killed a Slenderman's, and I got a Black Heart yesterday.
Damn.
We also have-
Oh my god! I'm- I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Dibidibi dibidibi dibidibi!
Balls here, balls here!
I could source like this here.
Does anybody try to lose weight and stay away from the source?
Because it's nothing but just sugar, oil, salt.
It's definitely the worst.
If you want to eat something, use like a feta dip or a hummus or something like that, which is actually healthy.
And don't use chips to dip. Use carrots, cucumbers and other like chips kind of vegetables.
It gives you the same texture in your mouth.
If you like texture and you get satisfied in the same way.
Yes, Yulga is great.
Tziki is Greek, like I often think like, yeah.
If you didn't know what Tziki is, this is Yulga, and if you didn't know what Yulga
is, it's where Greek men gather around and they make Yulga together.
You're technically in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me take a break.
Excuse me, can I ask you a serious question?
Oh my god, hold on!
The convul's going crazy!
Okay.
Anyway, shit, see, how's your day?
Uh, it just started.
It's today.
It's a crazy day on golf, we're good.
Cause if something looked right, like when XQC did see that, it's like a baby that was a baby.
I see a signal right now.
I was supposed to wake up at 6.30.
I'm pretty sure I woke up to the alarm and just turned it off and back to bed.
I kind of slightly remember doing that, and I don't know why I did that.
Dragon Soul Stone!
Well, it's not the same about you, Jesse. When it's just me and X, it feels like a piece of our heart's missing.
Is that nice, sir?
Yeah, it's so annoying.
Wait, I didn't get what I wanted?
Max lost.
I mean my youtube content is that you just leasing and making you and yelling.
CHAT!
CHAT!
This is good chat!
This is good!
This is good!
Oh jeep!
Oh jeep!
Oh jeep!
Oh chat!
Oh no!
Eat or heal!
What are you doing?
Hold on!
And then he goes triggering us again saying I might not be able to eat.
Oh, yeah, that's how I got to cost that mom you killed
Well, you might have a cock now
You don't talk farm
I can heal it in any way, I was like bricked hard I mean this shit is invincible flame pendant
I
Bring back to I'm not getting blades out of these spawners. Just don't lucky I guess
And I'm gonna be good with you guys. Yeah, it's good. Hey
For real right never mind
Back into the base we go whatever master says we shall do
I
Couldn't find two blaze powders. I mean this is max on max on a key
You're trash, maybe a dragon saddle, you might be able to find it out at a church, he doesn't
gamble in the water, okay, so how do I suck it out of the brew stand if you're saying
this?
You can't. So why is this guy just for the past 15 minutes spamming this?
Is Benny hard looking?
Wait, kill it? I just killed it.
Really, bitch? Oh, not you. Who are you talking to?
Oh
You know literally the guy was asked so well why what I killed the mimic? What is the gator?
You coming home or not? Yeah, I'm apparently just as the killer me because very important really
How was love?
I understand but just don't tell me.
I'm home, I'm home, I'm home.
It doesn't work. I don't like people with bags.
Just tell me, with aura, and I'll accept.
I'm gonna be putting these two things down here. And it is what it is.
No, that's the band-aid.
Okay?
Give you an example great great great shots. Don't fuck up
Give him his thing, man. I
Fuck you do even know what the fuck we're talking about. So Jesse are having we're like
Now that was a w-phone though. He liked to fend it me from across the world real
Okay, well, he's a fucking stupid goblin
French Canadian
You that can't even play games properly because he's so fucking trash. I sell them older. Oh
Oh well well well look who's back after getting absolutely fucking nothing done
Wait you got the power glove?
Yeah
Here's where's Militech's image, but by how much though? By how much though?
Nope, but click you on it
And look what it you can combine it with something with the Faro claw and in it's super
And speed?
Yes
How do you make the claw?
Greg died with it in the end area, it's in his body.
Greg, you did well now.
Can we even get my body there?
No.
We had the, we had the, Minecraft scientists looking into this.
Dragon Saddle.
They said you're done.
Aw, we can make that, we can make that, yeah.
Dragon Saddle. Guys, can you guys help me make a Dragon Saddle and then we can go?
We have all the shit for it now. Yeah, I need one Tusk. No, that's okay,
I got it. Okay. Two chains.
settle and some skills really okay I got it
why'd you shout me that everything could I do mr. Q do I never satisfy your
needs you're great man we love Ashela Rick sorry
where the fuck is the saddle you want to know what I just think you're
hangry make it like because you'd like literally okay just hangry all the time
just eat some food man I farm it's in chess number 27 I farmed up a jillion
levels yeah but I mean I don't want to make it it's gonna be annoying to make
you know two IRM two strings my interest full of the items though
bottom left chest
missed it in the 4 chests
bottom left I found it
chest 8
cool
coolio dude
I had it apparently
alright
let's head out
I
Know can you eat your burger, please? It's so far away. I mean, yeah
I mean if you do that it's the door like you didn't have to make the burger you didn't have to deliver the burger
You just need to literally walk grab it and eat it
His house is huge we get it he's rich and handsome go get your burger man
Like blood what do you want me to do you want us to feed you it?
Do you want us to digest it for you?
Yo, hold on!
What the fuck more do you need?
Everyone's on my dick right now, give me a minute!
I need to drop my shit off!
I mean, I kinda like it here.
Wait, uh, alright.
I like it.
You're fucking...
Yowls.
I had a chest under there used for drop-off-er.
This one, right?
I need to use two drop-off chests, that's insane.
Okay, do not use this chest, please.
Do not use this chest, please.
I should I should I'm not shazzy. There's a lot of stuff I need to
Yeah, I already used it. Thanks
Can I go? Is there a go? Yeah. Yeah, where'd you want us to go? Well go to NCT
I
Was that
No, are you fucking kidding me I?
Pick me up pick me up my thing died. I can't yo this mouth is insane pick me up. How did you get that mount?
Of course he's got another mount, man.
Follow me, X.
A Greek, take ex-QC's pet souls from ex-QC and dump it in your...
Okay, I will.
I need to give it some armor.
Where that pet fucking sucks?
Come on.
He's dog shit.
I'm
Yeah, what is it eat?
So what is it eats go in the index and see yourself man stop stop being a level up
Press B go on to creatures and then research it
holy shit am i right jesse yeah you are that's being a fucking bitch right
you ever heard of creatures guys it's it's uh it's um I know what it eats go
on to be press B go on to creatures yeah and then find it um any food at
look at the top of the screen it says element earth okay earth and I need Earth shit wait a minute
this guy has a good point if you have an ascending baseline starting from f2 f2 g2
B flat
Pets gonna die, Hex.
No, it won't. It's invincible.
Alright, go. Hex is ready. Go, Jesse.
Mine?
No, dipshits.
Yo, this headset...
180
No, I was fucking with her fuck it. Oh, I'm doing this shit
Yes, we did that was easy enough to do I know where this is I know how to go where we're going
We also need to ask for in there though. I have it guys. Yes. He does have an ability. It doesn't work
Look, it's not working. You're pet is shit
Fuck your pet what's his name?
Fuck him. Fuck Jimmy.
He picks things up like a rock. You just got a rock too.
Oh.
Oh, he does pick up, okay.
I love this pet. This mouth is the best in the game.
It's not.
The chicken's the best.
Where? I don't see you.
So you're just gonna lose me.
Where? I see you.
Are you here? Where you at?
Got to hit me, bro.
My lord, bro. Oh my god, bro. I see okay. We have that in my
So buddy
Yep, this is where we went right here
Dude, it is so armored act three fucking lines of HP. We dropped me maybe
I don't know, this way, this way, this way?
Ah, I'm ready.
I'll see you.
Just fly up.
It's on the other hole.
The other side.
Did you went to the left hole?
Or did you went to the right hole?
Yo, XQC, if you don't hurry up, I'm going to get angry.
Okay.
I'm here.
XQC, hurry up.
one hole
oh my lord
no one
you went down the left hole
and then it would be the right hole
so go back up
up more again
yeah it's you drop where we were
and then you just go right
and there's like a hole right to the right
right where we regularly drop from the sand
you go right
Can I get him shoulder?
Alright, coming back up.
Alright, alright, alright, alright!
Yeah.
Stop.
Alright, I don't really know how to do it from here, but you're like the stronghold guy.
Um, it was Ford, right?
Here.
Here.
You need boots?
Oh yeah.
Where's he going?
I just heard it.
And then over here, I want you to be comfortable again.
Yeah, right here.
You want the Atlas?
I don't use this shit.
Yes, please.
I just remember.
Let me taste my it's a Bob somewhere. It's above us. It's over us
Guys, it's about us. I find a way up. I don't know
Over here
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see good
Yeah
Right here and it's about remember it was above here. I don't know where you went. I see you see to the wall
Sure
Yeah, I think it was over here remember
What are you looking for?
Is that the...
Yeah, the end of the end of...
It was like right here.
My time is here, so I don't want to...
Is it out? Is it out here?
I don't want to set the world on fire...
So annoying!
That was nice!
I mean, of course it was amazing!
Just one...
I must say, how does it?
Old songs are just gonna suck it.
X, you see, you listen to some fucking dog shit, and it's been made by AI, and you think
it's good.
Shut your fucking dumbass up.
So what?
So what?
Man, you're fucking old sloppy, sloppy, toppy dog shit.
Fucking boomer fucking dog shit ass fucking jukebox with a sucker.
Hack when they actually have to use their creative own minds to create music instead
of stealing ideas from others.
Fuck you.
He's here, here, I remember that.
I remember that.
Guys I lost you guys bad to come back. Oh, this is a bit of a warm-hold you never
I have your empire
That's stuck up too big
And we're here
made a bit hey guys look at me all right thanks to do not fly over the void
wait over why not is that how we get to the city I did we should sleep here oh
Oh god that's scary.
Do you have beds?
No.
Oh no we shouldn't stick here!
Oh mark this, mark this so we can dig straight down.
You're right.
Greek stuff is revivable, Greek stuff is revivable.
Somebody kept saying.
Ah we just bring water buckets and shit to that though.
I have one water bucket
Jack it's my stuff actually revivable or not. Oh
Do you guys have the the work scrolls I gave you? No? I?
Can't
All right, I have one extra. I'm throwing it on the ground whoever gets the first gets it me me me I
Don't want it
That's a recall potion
What, this thing's gonna be a good motion this spring?
Um, I have Iced L2, which is better, I think, because it's flat for now.
You put a bet somewhere?
No, we don't bet here, we don't bet here, we don't bet here.
Okay, where do we go now? What do we do?
No.
Can I put some music on it?
Where'd you go?
Oh, did you bring an Ender Pearl? I forgot an Ender Pearl.
And I don't have blocks.
We just got something. Oh wait, we have blocks.
Oh, we have mounts, we have mounts.
Hey, pick me up.
Bro, what if it bugs out and you drop?
I'm not playing this game ever again.
My stuff's right there, so you can't, you can't, like, get your toes. What happens when you try to get it?
Oh, I don't know, and I do not want to try with my gear on. I'll come naked next time, because I'm not attempting it right now, though. Fuck no.
Okay, how do we get the entity? I think we need it when we need pearls, no? I think we need to pearl in it.
Yeah, then we need to crawl into this follow here.
I don't know. Oh this.
I could probably just drop freaking there.
You just dropped me on the floor and I'm dying.
No you're not.
I can no- I can no-
I'm not ready to blow into it.
Just kill an Enderman down here.
have one for all
I got one
let me just see
I got one
I got one
I got one
get my ass one
great you need to get me to get it for all
okay where is it
on the ground right here
I can try to figure it out
got it I got it bro I got it bro I got it
Yeah, you want a tower in there?
Uh-oh, you just dropped me down.
Well, you walked.
I didn't walk, I didn't walk.
Right now you're capping.
Okay, you want a problem?
I can jump, I can run around.
Yeah, yeah.
Drop it.
On ya.
Okay, how do I do this?
Hang on, I can,
I can summon my guy.
Is that a problem?
And it didn't work because I'm on a mount.
I gotta get another one.
Make sure you're not on a mount.
I
Can't scare you go hold on
I need to be a platform
run to it
i'm in it
it worked
i'm in
can you pick me up?
what about me?
we should have made a waste of them, we're cooked
um, uncooked
You have good armor, bro. Just kill these guys. They're like babies to see.
It's like two little baby things, okay?
I mean, what do I have to mark it? I mean, I don't know what's going on here.
I
Portal mark the actual portal so we can come back. I'm shit. I did that. I did that
Get out I don't see what body is my inside inside of his stomach. This is weird
Why fly I just keep flying don't ever stop this flight
What's that? What's that?
Don't drop me or I will be keeping with commands
If you drop me in the void, I don't care. Yeah, what's this little time here? Don't cheat
Yeah, that's your fault for doing your life in his hands
LLB- Yeah, what about the bow here, what about the bow there?
MnK- You put your life in his hands, that's your responsibility.
LL- Nothing dude.
MnK- Yeah, take responsibility buddy, I don't say anything but if I do it...
MnK- You have to just let me...
LL- Oh no, oh no, we're flying in!
LLB- Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!
MnK- Break that!
Shoker shell. Oh, is this a McShoker boxes? Yep. Oh. Is this in a real video? This is
in a real game, right? Electron! Where's that? Man, is it advanced sharpness too on
that nunchuck see that it let's just like a flight
bro you're gonna share like anything here it's not ever good was you go to the
spots now let's go here we should do all this
this is the ender city
Uh, I think so, yeah.
Fuck, it's even going on here, man.
Pretty cool.
Um
We should have brought milk
Maybe
Oh, what's that?
That is that it
I don't know where he's at. He just like disappeared on my screen
What the fuck yo that I got a lot of it right there
Yeah, I need a lecture that happens to me
Wait, could you log out
Yeah, but that's like
My ender chest is here
You can use city for another one. Oh, there's only one electric her
My ender's useful though
Yeah, but it just saved you. No, I didn't use it yet
Loot the chest I can't it's made out of
I'm going to die because I'm levitating.
Yes, you might.
You don't.
I'm going to be here.
You want to be here?
Oh my God.
Yes.
I'm stuck on this thing here.
Wait, wait.
Of course.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good now.
I'm over here.
We should stick.
Oh, I'm levitating again.
Uh-oh.
We need to stick together, actually.
You're going on your own way too much.
No, no.
I'm trying to save him.
I'm here, I'm here.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, take me up now right next to you
I'm gonna come out and levity go grab me
Make the light rods for decor at me, please
He doesn't want to grab me bro. He doesn't want to oh my god
Grab me bro
my god oh my god my bussy was going crazy what's the top here what you want
do not drop me please if you drop me I don't care I'm just gonna just fly
I'm gonna use the commands I'm gonna use the commands
Yeah I'm gonna use the commands
What's in here do we?
Guess what I have
What's in here what's in here?
I'm in here I'm in here
I was saying you can
No! He just dropped me!
X!
You're fine about here you guys
You're fine
Oh my god
Did anybody bring me a bigger box?
Whoa these music is annoying me, hold on
I think I'm gonna go fix that
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Oh
Oh
Babe, what are we here for though the showcase I didn't ever listen
Now we have a showcase of what?
Rooms. Oh runes true. We need the crafting runes. I got a bunch of rooms on me
Yeah, grab as many of those as we can
I
Yo, Pyramid what is that?
Jesse, or did you take it?
My chess piece
Yeah, how big?
No, no, we still we never made it yet. Oh, okay. Why not? I think it's easy to make we hit we don't buy them
There's like items that we haven't found that you need to make it that's like what makes
it so hard to make.
Because you actually have to explore and do shit.
Guys, what am I in here though?
You hear that?
Those things?
Yeah.
There's something.
Oh yeah, we need Ender Bio-Tite.
True.
Oh yeah we need Ender Biotite.
Guys what do we need in here is this is like a port and you're like getting to the bottom?
You actually need to stop going alone, dipshit.
I thought you came to meet me then, motherfucker.
Oh so me and Jesse have to come to you?
Um... Oh no!
I keep wandering off.
The water's off and the stream's on the other side.
Yep.
I'm stuck.
I trust you.
Where are you?
I'm very glitched.
You don't want me to do that.
I don't want you to do that.
I need you over here.
Well, I'm winning. That's what I'm doing.
I'm a winner.
When I was born a winner I won the race there and I'm gonna win the race here
I don't know this is though. I'm scared. I walked in
Oh my god, it's beautiful. Wait, what is this?
I'm freaking these off. These are my blocks now. Yes, bring them in the base
Oh
Look at this purple block. Oh room in here. Get up here boys. Where? Where?
Where just come up? Oh my god. Oh my god. It's got gold chair
All right, please don't take it all and let's all look at the chest. They just randomly grab it all
Okay, but it looks scary though. What it guys get hi guys
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
I'm low, low, low, low, low.
I'm not good.
All that matters is my body and my head. They're both low.
Nice body to present
Kill the fucking mobs, Jesse!
This is the chest looting!
Like what are we looting?
Like kill the fucking...
Afterwards when the fucking mobs are gone!
Now!
Holy fucking greed morons!
It says you!
Guys, kill the fucking fathers man!
No, that was fucking ridiculous Jesse, I'm getting hit by eight mobs and you're in the chest looting.
That was just fucking ridiculous.
Help!
How do we break these fucking trailers, man?
I'm not dead.
I'm not, I'm not at all.
Sorry.
As long as we're voting naturally, we're good.
God, I fucking hate some of you guys.
I hate them.
I was doing as best I can to help you, by the way.
There you are, you're being greedy.
Well that is so Kevin you know it.
Wait, why are you grabbing everything?
I didn't even get to look at the loot and you're just clicking everything.
There's nothing good in here you fucking bitch!
Yeah there is something good in here, there's you.
Aw.
Wait what's down here?
remove the fucking spawners it
but you're in the good
oh my god
I'm not showing, I'm not showing. I have to, if I didn't work, chat, like...
Do you have a lot of picks?
Um, no.
Can we make some?
It says she's on the pussy. I have half a heart on my head. Half.
I mean, he's right. You are a bit of a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the thing about it, bitches.
Where's the spawner at oh no
We can not have these things spawned, it's a jab.
Help me!
I'm right there, man, I'm right there.
You need to strafe as you're moving, strafe from sideways.
Yeah, okay, easier said than done, but...
Yeah, guys, um...
We need lockpick.
You have any wood?
No.
They should have gone on the ground.
I think all of this is wood.
We should get all the gold though.
What are these?
I need to open this chest that might have max wind.
Oh!
Wait!
What?
If you look at this, it turns red.
What do you mean?
What?
Like, look, come here.
If you look at this eye thing it turns red and there's four of them.
But there's only three of us, how the fuck does that make sense?
Billy?
Billy.
Chicken nugget, nugget in a biscuit.
No, I get biscuit
Was anything good in this chance of those we move on like I get we got a good table at all zero
So
Look at this ender square. Yeah, no, I know I know I know I think it's just um
Well that one turn that one stayed red. No it doesn't
This place sucks I feel like we're missing something guys
I broke it
Ender walk
My walk
I mean if you look they're kind of like looking at each other right so maybe you got a look
No
Cross
If you would be digging here
Hey, X, you need an armor-fuel, Pat?
Hey, I'll take this.
X, listen to me.
This is the voice of your consciousness.
I'm trying to communicate with you.
I have a thing for you, Pat.
What is it?
You can't blow you.
It's a diamond armor-fuel.
I don't use it.
I don't use it.
And fuck you.
Signing out.
Nothing in here, guys.
Let me get out of here.
No, this has to be a puzzle, dude.
Nothing in here guys.
Let's get out of here.
No, this has to be a puzzle dude.
What if it's a snuggle?
What about if I put one of those eyes in there?
In the eye.
Let's just get out of here. Let's just get out of here.
Why? This is a puzzle.
time we'll get out before doing the puzzle that gives us massive heat
wins fuck that we get more of this this stuff Jess oh my god help me just
coming oh my god Jess I'm dead you pick me up please
where are you please I mean this is purple shit please help me just I'm
coming bro you have to explain where you're at I'm in the room coming I'm
weight heavy weighted I'm gonna start dying I just hear you tell me when your
heavy weights done it's done okay oh my god oh my god he waited me in water yeah
That's actually fucked
Get your mouth out here
Get your skull around
Apparently we need those locks
Chicken nugget nugget in the biscuit
Chicken nugget nugget in the biscuit
Dude dude dude dude
What's up with it? What's up with all these food memes that you guys got?
Like fuck off
Yeah, I'm gonna get the
Big Mac Waffa, and because she's a big Mac Waffa
Yeah
The food beams you got a guy that we get some for some wood and not there's the wood
Okay now what we go now chicken wing chicken wing
I feel less other than used to be before chicken with macaroni like IRL no in the game
fucking dry iron. Wait, didn't you both live in Florida?
Yeah. Yeah.
Can we move it out? You guys alright?
Yep, is this to you?
Yeah.
Let's go.
I need to switch mountains. It's not gonna kill me.
It's too weak.
I know I should be on the cock for sure. 100%.
What are we doing here?
Uh, something a bit amount.
Something a bit amount.
I have to wait.
I have no disables.
I have a weapon in my backpack.
Oh my god.
Help me. I'm dead as we can't just sit here
You just got teleported I'm gonna use my my lecture for now
a blight blight blight careful careful jesse do your agility i'm strafing him now i got it
got it get the xp bro i didn't i didn't get it i got it i got it yeah i got it now this is
It's bugged again, 30X feels some shit.
It's bugged.
I don't feel safe at all, I'm scared.
I don't feel creepy with it.
Oh, I have enough mana!
My rock is saturating my mana.
My GY is fucked now, how do I fix that yet?
What's this? Violet cave crystal? Cool!
What the f***ing crystal is this?
This is a Violet Cave crystal. It is very good to put in your base for flexing reasons only.
Thank you.
It is worth about $15,000.
How about a fuller gunner?
So what the f***ing monkey is this?
He is an extra-large, you know.
A big, uh, sweet, there you go.
Wait, are you eating your food? Are you actually eating the burger finally after 5 hours?
No.
Help, help, help.
In health.
Grab all this, bro. This is gonna be great in the base.
This is gonna be good for base lectures and stuff.
Here's your move.
Wait, what's this?
What is this?
Average crystal.
No, it's not this is crystals and I need any game for the
I gave it to me. Yeah, but I'm suffering. I got carrots to you. Mr. Q. No, I give it to me again. It's in your inventory
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, Mr. Q. Mr. Q here carrots here. I'm dropping them on the floor for you, Mr. Q
I feel north, fuck it.
It's about ADHD if you stay still you're dead.
right next to you top yourself off
we're going now mr. Q I was just looking at him visit
came to Q from I think the way we're the way generation island to island if you
go off you're off like you just gotta stay like a
in in islands reaches
I feel like we're
severe danger right now
my son my life
yeah I feel like
any moment we could just die
it's true
death is round the corner and it's waiting for us
you know what if we get a
I'm always one step ahead of the grim reaper
that bitch has nothing on me
oh oh what is that
oh my god is it
what the type of building is this
easy to useless building with no loot
don't even bother going in
uh oh
oh man
plus out wait no no no there's Lou there's Lou
we find a spot that we get to like yeah hey Lou equals bad okay got it
right we find like a checkpoint you know I mean wait where are you guys
oh just going straight north I don't know what north is
oh my god yes actually it's just straight west
let's go straight up bio might or well I bet that's biotite being a bit of a
chud right now no no bathroom you find that on the ground it's on the ground
we found that I wear see it in the air black square yes no that's what I'm
I think it looks like coal yep, it looks like
Right well over here
This is a funny thing. Oh look at this. Oh, they got a spiral ship coming out of a
Max win match win here
He's got ADHD
Oh what in the world?
The one thing about this manaman is I cannot see at all.
Shoot.
Did I get in there?
Oh my god!
In there!
Uh, nothing. Just diamond gear.
Wait.
There's more.
There's a downstairs door.
Who's?
Wait, what are these forges?
Do I take these?
I mean, what's in it, what's in it?
Canasty forge.
Just gold.
And a few like diamond unbreaking three helmets.
Yeah, I forget about it.
You get whatever you can and get out.
Over here there's a blight.
I don't have a thing. I don't have an axe.
So what about up here, X? After flight.
Nice.
Hey Jesse, I'm gonna need your water. Can you put water down in this area?
Yeah, what's up here? What's up here? What's up here? What is that?
That's what we were trying to tell you before, before you ignored us.
Yeah, I'm saying it looks badass.
It looks cool.
It's a wormy hole.
I'm only killing one of them.
Wait, do you mind this?
Oh, nothing.
Got it. Thank you. Wait, is this stuff though?
I did take the crafting. Wait, oh, there's a crafting table. There's a crafting table in there. I gotta get. Give me a second.
Wait, actually I'm scared to go alone. I'm scared to go alone.
Is there any water in here?
Where are you going?
There's chest.
Electra! Electra! Mine!
Nice. What does that mean?
Nothing of good, Master. Should we move to the next target?
Revile Blade?
Revival?
I need that for my T-Shirt.
How do I put it on? Is it inside of my back pocket?
I need 32 agility. Go, go, go. Next place. Come on, Jesse. Let's go. Quickly. Quickly.
Go west. Let's go west. That's east and west. That's west. The
least is also that being being a stream actually I think I think it is the portal
maybe portal in Jack what is this it's a home portal go back home next this is
not where we got in though
It's a gateway to zero zero this place is really scary. This is the lost city. Yeah, so was there
city here now it's lost what's I can't move I can't move I can't move we have to
read we have to rename guys let's not fight the ghost on the ground let's
get natural spawns I think I have enough of you we don't want to get
natural spawns I guess I see that you know your judo well get your hands
I'm bugging I'm bugging I'm bugging this is the man that got me on guys I'm getting
wrapped yeah it's your shit man
another exit my seal oh dungeon dungeon it's time lock in the entry I think is
at the top. Oh, oh my god. Oh, Max win. I could see a cool
cool. I think we should go down into the entry find the entry
first. Um, yeah, oh, shit.
Um,
you just entry from the bottom. Go from the bottom up.
what's the crime eating a meal a second Chinese meal another food meme get your
hands off me
oh my god this church has got a piss in it unless it's part of the thing oh my
god no do not go in that church it's got the worst mob ever to fight it's got
Okay, let's let's open up the hole in here then open up the hole in here then probably
No, I see it cover me. Come on. We're coming in
Open my hole open the hole
You have the bottom I
Think yo, no, no, no, no, no
What I think this is the entry, no
Hey, just go there bro
We're gonna die in the air before we even get in there
I'm gonna get my pet. Pets, hatred, summer. Aggressive. Go, pet! Go, pets!
Aw, you're trying to growl!
I
Don't know
I mean be fair, I feel way safer in here
Help help
No
We should not be the bottom floor what if there's an exo-loan mob and then we go down there and we go down
If I recall what does it go to you know
No, yes
They would be soul stone by the way, let me have it me
Is it good
I got a lion.
Let's go.
Is a lion a good mount?
I got a lion.
I'm breaking it.
Breaking another one.
Hi. Thank you. My food. Thank you very much. Thank you very much for that. Thank you very much.
Is that the burger? Yeah.
Oh, I see what you do. It's could weaponize incompetence. You basically be as useless as possible until other people do things wrong.
okay yeah all right got it
I'm literally nothing yeah
I got you
how am I getting poisoned?
I'm about to die
Break, break, break, break.
Why do I have bad luck in shit like that? I don't know what's wrong with that.
You've had that shit for weeks.
Bro.
but the enderman is down next to you
well this loot is shite
why is it the same loot as any other fucking thing in the game?
do you have an axe?
i don't
can you get me a chest here?
i can put it on my pet
here you are
this dungeon fucking sucks
Wait, I did the same dungeon as the one we already beat last time!
I think so too.
Alright, let's get out of here. Yeah, this is like a never...
As in like a main main main...
Oh my god, I got so low.
Oh, I didn't.
Thought I did.
Get out. Get out.
I was like, I'm gonna help the fuck out of here.
I need water.
Yeah, do you guys have that diamond armor?
I have water in here.
I do.
I'm going to build a block here.
I did.
I'm going to build a diamond armor.
I'm the extra.
That's the diamond armor.
I'm the extra.
Okay, just a little meat, right?
Thank you.
Why, I don't have the armor itself, no.
Well, I gave you diamond armor.
Wait, this trash is loot.
Or this loot is trash.
Yeah, because it's uh, I think we're getting the main game
All right, let's open up to the side and get out of here
Help I'm getting pushed
I always make you guys go on fire
Okay, why are we opening holes?
Because we need to get out of here when you get out of here
Why?
This place is sick
It's like a dog shit, it's the same as the overworld
Top is it was chat yes or no guys. It's the same as the main game
We get this and when we add home like it's useless
Try is it is it worth it? Yes or no
You want to go to the last boss though at the top just for fun?
I'm sure about why could I, I'm some of my dudes.
I think I'm bugged again.
Yeah I was bugged again.
Yeah, there's nothing here. It seems less. It's like there's nothing here.
Fuck, it's way too big for this fucking hole.
You got any guys?
Yeah, I need to...
I'm out tonight. Oh, man.
Let's go.
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
oh what is over there?
battle tower? already out
useless
wait wait wait
wait are we only here for the biotite?
wait for me
biotite and crafting runes
uh where's biotite then? is it just on the side of the rock?
Wait for me
We've been waiting
Where are you?
Right above you
Yeah, thanks for waiting guys
There sound annoying next time when you said we've been waiting
You said wait for me 12 times
It'll be like we've been waiting
Dude
I'm not gonna go
Where are you at?
West
Yeah, I think only the end the dragon has the bite I guess where they're on spot
We're just done with that that whole area, so it's useless in the beer
Great that that thing that is there is in the normal world. Yeah, it's useless. That's to our face
We've already beat it. It's shit
So there's like no point we're risking our lives in there for nothing
We need a shulker art
What does he do with a shulker art though, what'd you get Jess?
Followed him. It's to your right ish back towards where you came from essentially
I see
This looks sick for the ink shield I have to get a shulker is then fuck it
Is it lacking?
Should be
uh-oh
Your characters are like teleporting just one hold to me back and forth camp
Ggs well we're lost now
This is like a weird bath hours like this like broken. Yeah, what the fuck?
Yes, he accepts. Yeah
I'm on a mouth
I'll have to be off a mountain. Yeah, give me a second.
How are you ever gonna get out of this? Get ready Jesse. No.
Okay, do it now.
Does it not work like usual?
I can't I can't I can't wait on me yet please where X where X on the bottom he's right below
you just grab a little bit Jesse you're throwing without no key no the rock has
No, it's me
I'm dead
Oh my god, I'm dead
We have
I'm about to die! Help! Help!
I see you. Please.
Here.
Please pick me up. You're picking up the wrong thing.
Pick me up!
Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me.
Don't lie to me.
Hex! You're picking up. I really fucked me.
Please. Hex. Please.
Please!
Thanks.
Please, please, please, please!
But me, oh my god.
You need to find a way to not be like the victim of it.
You're getting fucked, everything.
Everything's fucking clean, your shit.
Okay, I fell down as you did.
And blame me.
And it's Jesse's fault because he needs to get his
rookie.
Then you can look in there and then we need to
get all the things out of there,
before you get out of here.
There's another chest down at the bottom too.
Let's just get out of here.
There's another chest.
See another chest there?
This is about here.
Yeah.
What's up with this green thing right here?
Yeah, I cast them in my own mount because I just teleport.
I just...
Save guard, is that any good?
Head loads.
No.
have like 50 of them
I just careful
Well, this one's like
Not dropping
Yeah
It is useless useless useless it out I think we're only supposed to just get the mind of things
There's nothing to mind here. This is not here though.
What are you talking about? You're talking about the Andorra Dragon Island. That's what we need it.
Also find it. I can get it to the extractor. It's left side.
It's lost city.
We need more, we need more shulker apparently.
We gotta just come back, I hate this place, I don't like it, it's been annoying.
He's right.
But um, it's surely there's some good loot here.
No, that was it.
Is there anything more end game than this?
Yes, of course.
There's like a bunch of other shit man, like this is not even close to it.
No, that was like mid game.
What's end game?
Um, it's a radioactive shit, nether shit, and some other, some other dimensions, yeah, thank you.
Are we early, late game or still mid?
I don't think we're, we're end of, end of mid, thank you.
So late mid game.
I think so.
Yeah.
People in the chat are saying mid mid game.
Yeah, so I'm saying mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, late game.
One guy said mid late game, but that's not true.
That's our gameplay.
Okay, there should be a little port over here
Yes, you won't wear this we're playing Rocket League like we look he needed you
I was getting my Z's though. I was actually so behind on Z's. I was up for 22 hours
Yeah, but you play Minecraft like all day and then when we're like like live and we're awake and you're not here
I'm the only one showing up on the ship. I just love I literally love this right now
I'm like a digger
My belly button is just like absolute actual shit. You just dropped me. You just fucking dropped me son
I just fell off the map. I fell off the map. I'm not kidding. Where where where
Okay bring two buckets and then bring your golden company
Wait, is Jesse dead?
Jesse Jesse don't fucking don't go silent on us. Do you not go silent on us Jesse?
Jesse Jesse
Yeah, I'm getting a fuck out of here.
Yes, as I said, laughing was a dick move.
Jesse, don't go silent.
Jesse! Jesse!
Wait, where are you, X?
I mean, I'm back at the end of the spot.
What do you mean the end of the spot? You mean this...
I'm going to get the biotech real quicker.
Wait, what am I doing? I'm still in this lost city area.
how did you get that you needed a problem 30 seconds I love this game and I'm so
addicted and then I just died in the fucking just just just teleport game
How do you do any of these fucking kids? No, no, it was my death. Okay, it's just a poor get back
By the way, I'm kind of breaking my diet. Nope. I'm not doing a shit. I'm not doing this. I did this over ski
I'm ordering food
They don't stress you should be done in picking. Oh, I have to get talk about it. I do not stress these
I just need to
I'm still here like guys, where is everybody?
I'm on
I thought you was impossible
Oh no I can't, can I use this?
I...
Oh, nice it worked, the scroll worked
Wait, why did I just...
Yeah
Yeah, the warp scroll, by the way, takes like 30 fucking seconds of holding right click for it to work.
Did you do it as fast as you could?
Yeah, I was holding it the whole time as I was dying. That's why I went silent.
Okay, just cheat and get it back. Who cares?
No.
Nobody cares in the stream. I don't care. The only reason I didn't do it was because I'm just like a, like a
philosopher type guy and edit my gameplay.
No, no, that was...
Oh my god, I'm fucking impressed.
Okay, you know what? Cheat to get my stuff back then. My original stuff.
No.
How about that?
No.
You're being weird, Jesse.
I lost 10x what you lost.
10x.
Hey! Then fucking 10x, get it back.
No.
X do you have any XP books yeah I need some please oh I got you please be full to the brim oh my god
Holy fuck, that's like actually heart-breaking.
Oh, here's a full book, man.
Wow.
Thank you.
Is this what it feels like to die in a heart-breaking battle?
We can get it back though!
We can just love a cast to it!
It's fine.
What the hell are you?
I know.
I'm down to try to get it.
This has to be what it feels like to lose a level of 60, and wow, like literally,
is like so bad. This hurts. Well I wouldn't know because I don't play WoW because I'm not
done and ugly. Yeah, I'm sure. Based on that habit by um, startups. Alright, we're good.
I need levels level. What's the each app to get up? I need mining levels.
How much is it for Dan and Bacon?
I'm not 32 agility. I didn't have the level for it. I tried that too.
That's why it took me so long to do warp scroll.
16.
Can I give you any more levels in my stuff?
stuff wait wait I need I might need it first captain spark will save me well
I need this if they'll say it's gear though like whatever you're doing we
can do that later like it's gonna priority Loki okay fine yeah boom just
take it back fuck me I guess I mean dude that means no it's fine I get it
dude I'm just kidding all right um why is he not here take it back man finish
with it get your loot I know I just don't really know how we do it
I'll try. I will reset if I have to. I don't care.
I'm using the sharpness.
Did you use the sharpness? The supreme sharpness already?
Did any of you guys have any of the braze walls at all?
What are you doing?
Can you give me the supreme sharpness out of your chest?
Yep.
Well bro, we're gonna get your gear back. Don't change shit. I know man. I know I know we want
Just so fucking mad right now
Aw, I'm gonna get some locks
Why is this still-
Yo, did anybody get the stuff that I was talking about?
Got some pledge walls with all that?
I got stuff in there
I need torches torches torches torches torches torches
Can we try one thing first?
Can you fly me in grab me and then place me on top of it and see if I could break it really?
But if I die do not it's gonna rain dead though. I think what would you love a cast?
I just drop it on the love a cast and it's like 10 seconds extra. That's it
Take a zero second loss
X if you figure out how to do this and you save my loot I love you so fucking much.
Well no we're gonna get it back it's all good.
I need flint still I need flint still I need flint still.
I can make some torches with that because the mobs are gonna spawn like crazy over there.
Why can't I spawn my fucking lion?
Get stuff in there.
There's need to flint then steal.
uh right here on this
you put it on this right here
ok you should be good to go
Oh, how to re-log.
Fucking classic.
Oh, do we have any Tent Gear?
Oh, Torch Arrows!
Do you guys have any Arrows?
Yeah, we have Arrows.
Why won't this basic saddle work on my lion?
Any special saddle?
out
okay I'm in
or bolts? Is there any torch bolts?
No
I'll leave that
I won't
Ah, Rheniel's arrows guys if anybody's arrows
What does he eat? I can't tell because he's not telling me here
We're doing a lot of useless shit that I'm trying to get as fast as I can, I don't know.
Is that it?
You need an arrow.
Do you think I can find him?
That is weird, but where the fuck is the arrow?
Oh yeah.
Is that it?
Yeah, I found him.
Yeah underneath you I didn't use a flat out torch.
Wow you really glow stone.
Those are iron arrows, I just realized.
Dude!
Eight notes.
Found it.
Glowstone's crystal!
I can't wait guys I'm bad with my mind is there so much for sure to do in a
They know these are narrows is the wrong one. I'm just gonna go I'm gonna go on foot. It's I can't be able to do my
I did read the index, you fucking shieeer.
It says element, order.
What the fuck's an order element?
I thought I leveled this guy up.
I don't think normal animals need slents.
One stick feather.
Oh, you're louder now.
I have a few of these animals yet
And we're gonna go up on my feet
Let's smoke 20 packs of cigarettes good night
Leave the blue tanks you'd rather cover that at all
Oh, so I'm just gonna get grew that I'm like this who knew that I grew well you went like
to make the volume on
mate fuck off grew me i'm not in the mood
i have like faith that you're gonna figure this out because you sounded so confident
No, no, no, get it easy, it's gonna be easy.
Uuuuummmmm...
Alright, it's 3,000 of them.
I don't need it or I need to come with you, right?
Oh, no.
All right.
Oh, you can if you want.
You can.
I mean, I probably just died.
Me and Russell Trenor.
No, no, no.
It's good.
It's good.
I think you've come in with a pearl pearls and you can have a pearl pearls for those.
You can just pearl on the pillar.
Like the rock pillar, just pearl on it.
I'm building blocks 64.
Can we even use recalls in here?
I've never seen this before.
Oh my God.
I can't remove this
Do you think it's like this take that biggest and get it quickly once you
When you walk in love and we're good
Awesome yeah, yeah
There's a lot of spot.
There should be enough.
When I go to pick up my loot, I should empty every item I have, right?
So my full inventory is full.
Yeah.
See what sucks?
I pick up this sword in it.
I can't take it out of my hand.
I'm like, it's stuck.
We're going to work a family.
It's okay.
We're just pulling through the thing.
Can you go really high up in the air and just kill me?
And let me come back here?
Why because I have a sword that I can't like remove out of my hand, and I feel like it's gonna troll me
No, it's fine. You don't need it
Well, that's a big guy right now
I'm gonna put it in a chest. Oh my god
Left
Straight
Let's keep going straight here
She's gonna like
No
Nope, it will not it will not be to the right, okay
It won't wrong way you're loud again, what's going on your mic? I
Don't know
I remember it was like here, nearby, yeah.
And then take, go left, I think you went past it.
In my body you can see the ice.
Blah blah blah, I mean all of them.
Got it.
I'm gonna get two, just to make sure.
Frosty fur, how do I get frosty fur?
Stop.
it's not more left like this go right just trust me I don't see a person I just don't
know what angle we're on I think we're on the wrong angle so go back towards the base
So like this is basically in front of us. Yeah.
So right.
Like this is based on. Okay. Okay. So.
Oh yeah, go straight. Yeah, just go straight from here.
And diagonal a little right.
Right. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. Perfect.
Just keep going straight from here.
There's an X-shaped intersection in the center.
right there to the right see it down there in front of us no in front of us
more right right right there yeah that's it that's it right there in front of us
you didn't get me out I'm dying suffocating
I'm at two hearts um wait getting there's gonna be hard though I don't know
I mean either.
Maybe die and come back with us with heals and shit, no?
Yeah, what's that?
You might help.
We might, we should use, yeah, you need to escort us to the spot first.
Okay, should I bring gear or no?
Yeah, you throw gear, you don't go in though.
You escort us to the spot pretty much.
Right, I'm coming to, should I teleport to you now?
Yep. Yep. Hey Jesse take this other wormhole potion I got.
I heard that.
Okay. Ah, a GGS is coming to the rescue, I got you. What do we need?
Nothing, I just need you to just want us to...
Alright, right to that.
Wait, maybe back up there or we're my other loot?
Alright, except now or else. Bits of consequences.
Okay.
push me top and if I die I have to lock right through the spawn
here?
no little higher
and straight?
no, turn left
yeah, that's the way, yeah, thank you, draw me
can you, can you, can you drive me over there?
I'm gonna need help me a little bit.
Can I pack it again?
Okay, back here, back here, back here.
Okay, now you're in there. I'll score the rest of the end.
Where's my backpack?
Come on, come in. I'm gonna use the gas if we want. Come on.
Bro, hell of me.
Guys, be careful.
Be careful for what?
I don't want to lose it. It's my mid-track.
Okay, I got it. I got it. It's gone. Come on, please.
Okay, just chill, bro. Fuck chill.
Okay.
Need help? Again? Or are you dead?
I'm good. I'm ready. I'm ready to go.
What would you like me to do?
I scored us to the spot.
I can't remember which way it is. I thought you knew.
Let's go.
Wait.
It's on my right. I got it.
Help, help.
What?
How beautiful.
I think here.
Help with this, help with this.
I'm going to get Jesse.
Wait, what's in here?
There's this way somewhere, isn't it?
Back.
Uh...
What was it?
Yeah.
I'm out here.
Oh
Thank you
Oh, yeah, it's three I remember sounds enough to hear
It is three it is three it's one of these exits is the place is spot
No, this is my
No
I know where it is. It's on the outside.
It's on the outside of something, what can I do?
It's on the outside of something.
I know.
That wasn't time. We cannot go over here with gear.
Otherwise, we'll lose everything.
How could we do that?
I think through here.
Found it!
Where are you?
We found it.
Good.
Guess where are you?
We're here, we're there. Here. Here.
Come on.
Here. I'm with you.
It's here.
Can I eat your books?
Yeah, of course you can.
I have to use the book again now, I love it.
Yep, go ahead.
No!
Steven's dying!
Okay, he's fine.
Alright, well good luck.
Wait, where are you gonna go?
In here.
You guys ready?
I can with you or not.
I
Well good luck
Wait, where you gonna go in here, okay ready like I'm with you or not
You can yeah
Yeah, good idea. You should just miss your mouth
Right
I'm actually
Not go with them chat. You can just get out whatever you want. It's fine. No, how?
to the middle where the dragon died I don't have the scroll that Jesse gave me
Jesse you need to add pearls just put me on the platform here it's too risky I did
my pot I did my pot that's that's not lucky yeah okay if you go to a rooftop first I'm
gonna give you your pearls or you're you're just get the fuck out of your place okay
you know how to put it yeah you have to dismount me and now you threw me down
here I'm dead I got you I mean it's like a okay can you one will do it yeah
I'm gonna make a new platform.
Oh, the one hole is gone.
I can't anymore of this.
Do you have any one holes at all?
I have three red holes.
I can make one.
Hold on.
Maybe that's one.
Yeah
It's in the middle quit somewhere
found it I
Don't think it's all I
Can do it myself. I don't think you need to be here. I'm gonna be able to be able to wormhole here
Why don't you just be more prepared before doing it
Yeah, I'm warming. I'm gonna have an end of prolaming
I I spawn onto an army of guys for some reason. I don't know why
It's why yeah, it's why I'm saying it's too much for coordinating. I gotta solo that
Normally, normally we do the great period, but there's no monsters that respond in normally there's a great period, but there isn't
um we should have invisibility pots somewhere in here right yeah i got some
yeah wait wait wait what what i'm with the blade with the mid-powder
it's in the uh i used it like i can i can i can i get a digital
if worse comes to worse Jesse I could just give you my gear so you can farm
your gear back like AFK this year
where the fuck is the thing we can do that if the worst comes to make it for
U.S.
It's an ocean flight.
Here.
Thanks, Greek.
Yeah, no problem.
I'm going to get rid of the part as well.
Help boost.
Listening to a depression music playlist
where it has Bart Simpson crying as the picture.
Oh, yeah, left behind depression.
Yeah, I got you
It doesn't feel good to lose your gear, but leave me Jesse I went through this exact thing yesterday, and I did
Apparently the basic they see my name is that enough
now greek if i woke up tomorrow and you farmed all my loot holy sh**
do you have any more blizzards at all?
yeah i didn't think that was happening but
yo does anyone have blizzards at all?
i had a few
no
that's not possible that's not possible i had a few
I only saw one in here maybe backpack
Did I swear you I made the death scrolls and I had some left I
Made you a death scroll
What do you need a blaze for?
I have an idea.
I make an ender chest.
I go with full gear and I just drop my gear on the ground in the ender chest.
You should have eyes somewhere in here, right?
I'm going to try a frost powder.
Where is all of our fucking...
What do you need a blaze powder for?
Can you explain?
Death's scroll again, but I'm not doing anymore.
I just had an idea.
The death scroll isn't a blaze powder
It's an ender pearl a rotten flesh and a paper. Oh, yeah, I already gave it to you
I threw you one instantly and I think you put it away. No, no, I died. I died
No, I
Died again. Yeah. Oh, I was listening to the Bart Simpson. Hold on one side
here. Oh yeah.
Yep, thank you. What can I do?
I'm the sure go full gear, fuck it. I don't give a shit.
Give me a update in if you can.
Okay, this is a possible... bottom left chess box one.
This is a possible last episode for now.
No, no, no. It won't. It won't. It's so easy.
No, I need a lot of update now just a little bit.
Yeah, there's 60 on the top right of these blocks and block one.
That should work.
Going back to my part, Simpson.
Why aren't you helping because I'll do more damage than good
I just said I'll help him
I just got one man that I'm gonna back he just rage made me so hard
my team mine who can relate who if I was there I'll do more damage than good
I'll get in the way it'll be more complicated yeah he's right he's right
and the guy who told me to help you're wrong can you get the empty the end of
this huh um give me a chance that's like empty
This one's fine.
Don't use anything that's in here by the way, this is all my old shit.
What the hell Don Cheetle is in the freaking video for Logix 1-800-273-8255.
Yeah.
Okay, now I need to bring some pearls and pearl out if I'm in trouble here.
And then good luck to me.
If there's a blaze, if there's a fucking...
Huh.
Ready?
Who can't run light?
What do you?
Who came right?
Go.
Wait, why is he- I had a fucking- I had a blight on me?
Wait, this is Graceful Trolled, why did it bring me here?
I'm at the wrong place!
I got trolled, I need to go back into this spot.
It's not why I died here.
Yeah, right now I know.
I was wrong.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna be all right.
I'm meeting, I have to walk in.
Check.
Check.
Where?
No, this is not where I died at.
This is not where I died at.
The chair is wrong.
Chair is wrong as always.
This is not where I died at.
My grave was not there.
I need my old grave to get the iron.
Okay, I have to go back to the end world there.
What am I supposed to do?
But how?
Oh, because I prod into it. Yeah, you're right.
This is really bad.
I need my buckets!
I need my buckets!
I'm gonna bait him off the ground.
of
Okay, I need to find his grave and I'm gonna put the fucking ender chest right next to
I think it's at the diamond it's nearby you died where we're rather exit right yeah we
Yes, yes, it was like at the exit on the floor
Okay
Getting there slowly
That obituary is gone. I fucking threw it out instantly. I
Still need to go have my little check I
Need to build a platform and not dying and put the sugar up both the integers on it
I just wasted so much xp there you have to like out
If any like out boys, oh no, yeah, absolutely fucking up absolutely not absolutely not
Okay, brother. I'm in the middle of the entity in the middle. Just say no fuck that fuck this shit
Just if I say can you like out to say not yet?
Yeah, I understand but like when I ask a question
Fuck
Okay, listen
Well, I say we have like it's crazy like it's crazy
Like you're gonna get sued for trademark fucking dog shit fuck shut the fuck up shut the fuck up dude fucking potato
You can just say this X you could say no Greek. I'm a little bit busy now
I can you know, okay? There's no there's no day. Oh, yeah, we'll just know exactly you have to say
Absolutely not
Not never fuck you
Fuck you. Yeah
every game with this guy is another fucking thing should be nearby here right
like I swear you got your manners off reddit like it like the end the crystal
that goes back is where right I found it at the platform you should be on the
ground here somewhere please please Captain Sparkles
I
Can sick of your shit eggs. I really have yeah first off first this verse sick of that can't go to the house
Build a house you say
I'm not backpacking, how do I get that alpha?
before server
so hungry i can eat
anything
no way we went to company
what you
now i just got a single with a big
I cook
You're so funny you're so funny a Dave single a pink potato
You would have you like Dave then I've anything temp shoes sir temp shoes no
I had way more rock than that. No shake now. These are actually still good macros for a day.
Okay, okay Jesse I don't want to break your heart here but just because it's in your macros
doesn't mean it's healthy. I know. Process the process shit in there the way it's cooked the
The way it's molded, the way it's crafted, it's fucking dope, shit.
Yeah, I know that.
So I eat a lot of avocado, olive oil,
stuff like that kills the bad cholesterol.
I think I'm bugged again.
I need to reset.
I think I do all this with with the none I need to use the other parts of those
I don't even think I want that.
No, no, I'm gonna, yes, I'm gonna give it a back-back.
How am I gonna lose this shit?
Oh, you're right, man, I shouldn't leave it.
X, how do you feel every time I open my mouth while I talk?
Honest opinions.
I love Greek.
Check paper, check paper.
okay now where's your shit I really made a house on the spot should I fly down
it yeah I believe it's in the void but where though I don't know because I'm not
sure I see it I see it got it I got it I got it I got it it loaded for a
What's that in any disappeared?
Was that an object?
What was it?
That looked like it was it.
How far down am I allowed to be though?
I'm not exactly sure where I'm at because I got teleported down to the void so I didn't
even get to see where I fell.
I just instantly was there.
I feel you should be around this island though.
And also I'm pretty sure now that I really think about it, I'm pretty sure I tried to
ender pearl into the thing and it missed.
No, fuck.
And I think it, yeah, like now that I'm really, really thinking about it, I'm pretty sure
that's it.
Okay, okay.
Can, Jack, can we like half cheat the use spectator and then he goes around to
find it like, at least find it?
Well, I think gravestone and, and die.
Sure.
Yeah.
I heard that he might have pearl in the middle of over here
Because I'm looking for I need to win a haystack here
Looking for an excuse to see in a haystack same thing
Thank you
Bing, bing, bing, and get ready for me to die.
Oh, if I put water down I can see the bottom apparently.
Oh, cool, I grave-scaled it. I've died before that actually, because we came over here and I died.
Oh.
Yeah, I don't know.
Don't do the fucking...
Laugh.
Oh!
Jesse, just cheat to get it back.
Fuck it, dude.
Wait, wait, what about your victory? Maybe you drop it on the ground?
You saw where?
You saw way out 30 minutes ago
I'm theater going I'm gonna go in lower than it
Let me look at the lava was it where is it gonna go down dude? Of course I get a super sponger
Yeah, this is the little thing you'll check right here.
Yeah, I am recording my pop, but I looked at it already.
And it just goes from me being on the world to me being immediately in the void.
So I don't even know where.
Okay.
Where is the house on adults?
Over there.
If you purled out, you probably went here if I touch the ground the map. Do I in the night or no?
I don't I don't see it I need your victory though
I know I don't have it
Oh. Oh, you know what I could do?
I could look at the bod and look at the obituary cords.
Actually, what's that?
Actually, five head.
Five head?
It's way lower?
I don't have coordinates. I don't know if I could go to Y zero. I don't know how to get to Y zero.
I
Place water
Guys the one is the water I'm gonna use though
Nope, that's it
I got it.
My god.
X96Y1Z-1.
So how do I know your compass now?
Can you warm hold to me?
I'm bringing you? Uh, yeah. Sure.
Ballot? No, no, I checked my ballot. I gotta re-report. Hold on.
I'll go, yeah.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, before you get fucking tapped on.
I'm wormholing, and I'm bringing you a compass.
Okay, one compass.
Okay, wait, do you need anything else besides that?
No, I'm good.
Coming.
I just don't accept that Greek. I cannot wormhole to you because you're in a different dimension.
Wait, what would you do?
Don't accept that Greek.
Oh yeah, alright, okay.
Quickly, quickly.
I can't I can't wormhole to you. You're in a different dimension
Unless I can't I get pro-lout and didn't pull that game. I'm sure go to my house
But I get depth can't I depth scroll get there then wormhole to you. I just show the order
you should be able to warm up right now don't know try that to turn out hell no
bro you're in the end but what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna death scroll into the
end and then I'm going to wormhole to you so get ready to wormhole me fast
oh man I'm not gonna do that anymore am I
I mean it doesn't matter I'm gonna give you a compass just get ready. No, I'm not the wrong place though
Oh
Hey get ready
Died fell off the world
I mean listen to some Bart Simpson shit, so it's like a day isn't he right?
Yeah, now I am this is a different death
That was a different thing.
Put it in the ender chest, I can't and it won't matter.
Oh, I have an idea.
Do it.
I have an idea. Okay, good. I got it. I got it.
I dial purpose, put it in the ender chest and respawn at my death spot.
Oh, there you go.
We
Wait, what did you do? Why you showed him?
I'm saying I'm a head I think I saw my going
Right this down right this and that is that's x 96 x 96 y 1
And then Z minus that
I did it
But that only is gonna work by the way, I don't want to be better at a time
But I did a good change it doesn't work just off the fact that the water does not go to go down a zero
The water wouldn't go down, it was stuck.
Okay, I could start flying one block above it and making your loot drop it.
I don't think that your loot would drop down under, would it?
Would your loot go down further down?
That's the wrong daft.
It will, really.
Yeah, that does look like we're out right now, though.
No, it's not.
No, of course you're correct, I think.
More charges.
Yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go down to I know I know what I'm doing
That's not that you're wrong. I need an amus another one so I can copy it
Guys, we have a free amna somewhere I never do for sure. I need to copy it
Cuz we have free Alice is somewhere that are not yeah, I was just have a waist down, but
I don't think it's out of it
More blocks
Guys where the fuck is the fucking it up there's an animal somewhere in here that they have not been used before
more check your backpack no we're coach you even have a backpack probably in
your end result I'll go with this one okay I don't get my cold it's supreme
shot this be good that's the best oh my god I just got it oh my god that is
right that's our first actual help help help help okay I just want to go to bed
Okay, I can't do this anymore. This is too much. I
Can't lose the Atlas the guy I cannot lose the fucking Atlas like
There there are some Allison here that I had earlier. There was two of them
And I bug in
Is it easy to make I'll just make one yeah, bro, that's shit
We're yelling for this.
Alright, where's the in-cat, Tluya, and Anna Feather?
Bada bing.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Make sure to grab your loot.
Yep.
Now that my loot is in the NHS.
I heard that.
I have to go to my diamond here this is insane
no no I don't think that at the way it was that he doesn't tick down to die he
insta dies that's the main problem we have now
I don't know how that works though, why is he into dying?
I know I'm on the map and I need to get water first.
That's only when you gravestone.
Really?
That's only when you warp with the gravestone, yeah.
That's what always happens in the greek.
Sure.
You like first stick die?
Yeah.
Wait, it's like tick damage, until you take too much of it, and then you die.
They're down exactly here.
It's at the top left of the emerald.
So yeah, here.
Are you gonna be doing dot US fucking blight parasite?
Ah, nope.
Holy.
Look at that.
You actually lock in here though?
I mean, it's the worst of it now. I think I didn't just find the big thunder pad so far.
That's not me, dude. Yeah, that's bro.
Dude, that Winston shit, bro.
Shit, I've been here by now.
We need to back to the blocks.
Can you please add the forgiving Floyd mod, these steps are more annoying than anything.
Wait, where was the credits again?
X96, Y1, Z, minus 1.
But that's in the end world, not in the, in the, in the, uh, this one, right?
No, I think it was...
In the end city.
I don't remember anything about it.
Yeah, it's in the end city.
Well, no.
Why is it?
What the fuck?
no that might be that might not be the real one hold on I'm gonna make sure I'm
looking exactly where I died yeah it's in the place with the curly trees why
would it be there though that's the one though cuz I died three times here like
trying to come back with grave scrolls and stuff I'm gonna check that like let
me share my can I just share my screen show you this real quick but that's
That's literally you.
Look at this.
That's you.
That's literally you.
I have to test it out.
Oh that.
It might be a default position spawner.
Ahh.
I have to go back.
I have to go back.
I'm gonna be real. That is my body. I know it is. I know it is. And it's bullshit.
My depth is actually bullshit. No, no, no. If you think it'd be false, it'd be false
No, this is what happened. I threw my pearl into the thing and I made it it hit it and it's
under sitting
That is bullshit. Then I want to wear
Bro's got Dave singles with the hash potato rage right now
Here
That's actually bullshit
I gotta show you this. Whenever you finish this, let me share my screen. This has to
be the most bullshit thing I've ever seen in this game.
I think that works.
Oh, that kind of snap.
Yes.
I got a hop on kick, it's like a hop on kick angle, and then go back to Twitch.
So guys, I'm on kick, I need to tell you something, and then you're like alright, you
tell them what you need to tell them, and then go back to Twitch.
Wait, all your old grates, I can just pick up your loot.
That's Greeks, that's Greeks loot.
That was him grave scrolling six times.
Yeah, grave scrolls, we know now it doesn't work, right?
Yeah, every time he does it, like, d-
That's my loot mate.
Can you get it for me while you're there?
Thank you.
I'd be fantastic if you could get my loot while you're down there.
It'd be absolutely fantastic, right?
Yeah, chatter.
Literally, when you see it in the YouTube video, I'm telling you, it is actual bullshit
clown shit.
Wait a minute.
X?
I need to make an arena, old bomb.
I need to make an arena.
I run it so the loot doesn't...
I run it so the loot doesn't...
I run it so the loot doesn't...
I run it so the loot doesn't...
I run it so the loot doesn't...
I need to get an arena, I run it so the wood doesn't...
Hold on, hold on.
My Jesus!
Oh my God!
You get your shit back? Almost. Put a block below, no, no, no. It should stay, it should stay in, right? It should stay as dirt under, are you right?
Yes. No. Why is it happening now?
No, it should, it should, it should. I'm just showing you.
Yeah, it is.
Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
the way if I remove the dirt is it gonna break the the grave or not don't remove
the dirt but no it won't it won't remove it you sure try try try to be
tremendous I've done it yeah the grave and the dirt's a different and they're
different blocks yeah
let me remove all the items first so if you're wrong why do you have let me
ask you though why do you need to remove the dirt because I'm scared to remove the
grade that the dirt room room as well it doesn't do that it doesn't do that
it's a different entity then I'm just not gonna ring that so it doesn't just jump out
If this isn't my body, the monitor is getting fucked.
Not it, it isn't.
Yes!
Oh my god!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Put it on X.
Put it on X.
Let's go!
Okay, so Jesse equals get his loot back, Greek equals fuck it, we'll build you.
we try it we try to get it with you to get your loot back
can you not do mine now?
so much garbage in here
please do mine that's your my best friend bro
oh my god you're my best friend
okay let me just put this on
uh... i think that i'll be i can admit a fucking
it's all right
where on the back
i thought we got a
i don't know i need to risk it
It lets probably below the dirt if you just want to check.
It would if I get pulled by the monster. The monster outside is gonna pull me.
Alright nevermind, you have two max wins on me.
It would be under if it was somewhere.
Uh, is that all you loot though?
Yes.
What what what is worth over there that gets you out you come home
You just hold it down
Yeah, we got felt laws I can't I want to get his loot as well please get mine I have good clothes I need
Please
If you get my loot, you'll be rewarded, soldier.
Just work through it.
Wait, what are you doing?
What?
Uh, Mr. Green, what are you doing?
Just come deep out.
Work's for a lot of that.
oh my god oh my god what a great things like literally my fucking hero brah
boom boom boom boom boom yeah I'm not sure about anything
I love you bro that was uh that was an easy thing I thought I thought you were
way harder thank you so fucking much bro I have to go back to go back I felt
so shit I wise fellow claw yes oh my god I'm a little back bro I mean if I
use your shit I'm not giving the fella what the fuck that's fucking
ridiculous oh I was what the fellow I mean what you're such a fucking greedy
fucking rap bastard every you just want more and more but rock I just want that
but the Philok life is hard yeah I'm out okay so oh how now oh how now not today
because you got me fucked up big style yeah so I can help I can help you as
well get his loot you know what I mean right that means that you're
I would have curled him through the portal and went under the map.
No, no. Can I show you it really fast? It is absurd. Look at my screen.
It is actually absurd.
The clothes are fucking my ex. That's the only good thing I have.
She was fucking bitch.
Okay. Watch this.
God, that was bad timing.
Look, ready?
Oh yeah, I got it in. It's in.
Puts me underneath the obsidian.
I die.
Oh, oh!
Oh, it's because of your cock.
Your cock's found above you.
Like what kind of shit is that?
I can't put it in.
Yeah, because it's your-
It's if you look too, I got it in.
Look, look at it.
No, no, I saw that.
It's the cock, the model overlap with you,
means you're going under.
So my cock got me killed
I got cock blocked
Really? Yeah, I told you to remove that cock like eight times and you kept ignoring me, sir
Well, you're saying it was bad for that moment. He has three hundred and forty HP. That's a lot has 80
like
I didn't want like if he dies I would have died void as well too. I can uh, I can uh, let's try I can put it in the house
Now get my loot do my own that you earned you earned it all yours
real
And on top of that too you're getting the supreme sharpness for I do not give a fuck
Oh, yeah, I can't use it. My ship's fucking skates. It's already made. It's all used
That's why I'm using
Yeah, next weapon. It's all yours. I'm telling you don't hold it for you
That's actually insane.
Wow, I feel like I just got a max win, bro.
Actually, I don't think I needed the water, because it's already in there.
I don't know if these bombs just run out.
I don't think I need to put the water in shit. I can just do it naturally.
Oh, like just fly down there and build off the-
Just build a one by one around it.
Yeah, I'll be real, I don't know why I never tried that.
I think I was just too scared.
Holy s***, look at the pile.
I could just build a little bit of the top and just build myself down.
Rick, he's getting your loot.
Hopefully.
Do you not steal my gold?
No, he's getting my loot.
But yeah, he's getting my loot.
That's the problem.
You're getting everything but the claws.
No!
That's fucking bullshit!
I want the claws!
What would I make it lighter?
Check.
to make it wider chat yeah the game will should only put them in it's how we do
it in fucking new students no I would have this roll for it no for it no
okay I have a feeling there's a massive huge drama fight that's if he takes my
close I'm gonna fucking punch him so let it sit should work right
oh no okay I thought that was an event it was subs
I think I got all of them
If you die, I'll get your loot on God I would
Now I make him latch off and go back to the loot should work
like the only reason he's getting your loot is because you have claws
yeah they're not taking eggs you get it yeah I got it nice dude don't take my
claws please
I worked hard for those really what'd you do for that me and Jesse were playing
am I to earn that it's easy to get a bit of an x speed isn't it what do you
Guess so much yeah, okay, well then give it to me raw you're a fucking baby. There's no way
You are being oh
How so I'm a oh, no, we're not doing that. So I'm a baby because I won't give you my claws
Yeah, then you don't even use in your clothes though
Yes, I was Jesse tell him how happy I was I got the clothes and I rolled for him
He was happy. We did roll. He won the roll
That's got you don't want to just keep it keep it you know, it's all yours
I only want some of these moments you need to really bitch you make all hell no
You're so annoying you're like a female
You're cute and you're sexy okay save I got fucking in the face
You're pretty much the goat. I'm not gonna lie. I'm I'm suck at one gene. Hello, right up. I'm telling you you're literally the goat
thank you man holy fuck you lose the helmet on the ground yeah
oh yeah a bunch of garbage in there okay who me yeah you were carrying some
fucking straight dog shit first stop stop fucking being a nine
All your panties a lot.
Wait, how do I upgrade my-
Let me see this, though.
The thing is, his X has a power glove, and if he combines the power glove with the Barra Claws, he comes to think, should we run with the power glove?
Sure.
Now I'll give you some claws, where do you even get that anyway?
I don't know, I think it's just rare.
Is it rare?
Yeah, I haven't found a single one.
It's very rare.
Oh yeah, it mimics it.
You can have it, honestly, if you want.
No, it's not good. I mean...
Watch out, you're losing these ones on the ground.
Pick it up.
No, X can have it. It's fine.
But X...
It's on one account,
on one account.
You're not allowed to call me fat for the rest of the stream.
Okay, yeah, that's a deal.
Deal.
Yeah, take the clothes thank you man. Is it that good though?
Yes, it's fucking crazy. It's max win. Well, how much though a lot a lot
dad and combo cheese
Mechanical gloves that I want right?
Yeah, yeah, thank you
see
it it it it bugged it
I put it in my in the car you can have it
oh what the fuck was that
wait where are my boots
you're slacking bro
you lost my boots
but what did I put them into the blood though
I'm gonna go back to one of the spots that is so loud and annoying holy shit
that's so fucking god damn loud actually again tell me tell me tell me tell me
I was gonna I was gonna go to the triple tower and that has a critical tower that has all the stuff
I need it which where is it
Where is it
It's rare dark one
Red Doc 1?
Okay.
See you just gonna go...
Red Doc 1.
Red Doc 1.
You...
You're amazing.
What did I just do?
What? I had the magma chest...
The magma in the chest 1?
What, Anji?
Check. Even if I had it...
I have the dragon. Why is it so good though? It seems useless.
Aww.
Fuck that thing.
That was cute. It was cute though.
You're happy with that, Jesse.
I know. I cannot stop smiling. It's like a forever.
You ate a Dave single with a potato for me.
Wow, that would be always good for the nether.
Well, I mean...
Yeah, you can replace that with just making fucking fire as buttons.
X you get to bet yeah, I'm gonna
It's x-ray and that vision skill
This doesn't feel good
And my pet gets fired at exactly
This is like a true one I could probably
if i can really doubt the guy in the 3-hits
HOLD FORA
what kind of fire res is your pet give?
max fire res, it's infinite fire res
but he just dies instantly that's a probable
when we're done with the series are we gonna sell slots to the server
so we can make some money on the side
what the fuck?
well why don't anybody join this shit what the fuck?
I don't know
I'm gonna start whiteness than people for 50 bucks. Okay, that's it 50 bucks. There's no shot. Oh, I was saying bro. All right, fine
$200
Thousands crazy, maybe it's not thousands spent on a Minecraft server
Is the wrong one I'm trying to make some bread son. I'm trying to make some bread
straight bread because bread
some bread
Yeah, eggs we trying to make some bread real quick
So a sloth right now
Grief the whole base. What would be the money amount?
What did you want?
Like if we were to sell and this is all hypothetical, but I just want to know the amount you would say to say it
That I call you
No, they invite somebody right now like they can sit they can spend money to join the server. How much would it cost join?
10k
10k yeah, it's a brief the whole base
What yeah, how do you know they're just not gonna want to play
I mean, it's important for us around do you think a 10k Andy? Yeah, what's wrong with you?
lagging no you think it's okay Andy's really good I just be like right I spent
ten K time to ruin everything do you think he's gonna do that no I don't
feel ten K spot fully yes we actually paying him to get
I
Wait, how do you get blazing here? I forgot
Okay, so it was I I say 5k
It's more realistic
30k
What?
Okay, now you're just fucking
Bro if I logged in and our base was TNT
I
Love the series is just over if I think yeah, I think five days realistic. Yeah, he's right that guy's right that guy's right
Five days more realistic
No, but you think somebody's gonna spend five cages to destroy the base and make it free then okay? Yes
You think five case chat you think five case somebody would destroy the service of five days
Yes.
I said chat! Why are you saying yes?
I'm in chat!
Oh, okay.
Sorry for shouting at you chat.
You're the boys of chat now.
I'm literally in here.
Okay, okay, okay, so 10k, but how would they pay you?
I mean, this is all hypothetical, it's just imaginary, but if they weren't just-
It'd be Bitcoin for some shit.
It's Kevin.
It's Kevin.
Where the fuck is the blaze power, man?
Alright, Jesse, Jesse, when this series is almost over, we're about to make fucking
bank.
No, I'm not selling slots, fuck.
Oh, so you're just stuck, so you're a fucking user that's nice to make money.
Yes, literally, yeah.
I got four friends, is what it is.
A lot of towers, uh...
Actually, that's good.
I should just make a GDX of them.
Fuck it.
I was gonna join them.
That shit's getting grea-
Okay, okay.
I'm reading all of this for such a ex ex made me why they wouldn't join
Yeah, I know regrets I regret
Hashtags that retweet retweet was
Regretting it
Oh
Can you believe you're gonna meet me?
No.
You only want us when you're...
You never want us when you're...
Like when you're getting good loot, you're never like...
TP to me, I got really good loot.
But when you need help, you're like TP to me now.
True.
What we doing here, right?
That's not true.
Yeah. I know.
Oh, fuck away.
I'm down to go over there with that one.
Sure.
I'm getting XP and getting blade powder.
I should grab all these levels.
Or actually...
I mean we still do, but...
not in demand for a second.
I was gonna need a medillian ammo to prevent me hanging out.
That would have been a snack for them.
Chest, apple, other decent flesh.
They make sure you grab all the silks. The silks are bubbles.
Oh no.
Uh, X, what's your iron skin?
Yeah.
I'm staying at 9-3.
Mine's at 5.
What?
Yep.
Yeah.
Mine's at 5.
Thanks for your good flex, man.
What's your attack at, Jess?
My attack is at 24.
I guess what my exap.
Yeah, no blaze, there's no blow.
Why? How am I going to wield good weapons?
This is your good weapon.
No, I can't use it.
I've been shot by sources.
Really, I didn't think so.
If I still have the wages, yeah, I can't have anyone.
Oh, I'm dying in the void.
No.
Yeah, I'm not in the invention.
I'm dead.
I died underneath bedrock.
I don't even...
What would you even do with that?
Oh, actually, I probably just...
Like, if I bugged and went underneath the bedrock, I'm cheating.
I can't.
Yeah, me getting pretty awful.
If it I feel like if there's an actual game bug then you should be able to cheat
Yeah, didn't it feel nice we didn't cheat and X got our stuff back without cheating. That's just just giga jab
But then it was still it was still cock like I don't know if it was cock's fault is that's not considered a bug
Right like it is what it is
I know but all I can say is like the gig about the giga Chad
that mentality came originally.
Okay, you're a bigger fucking dick right now.
You're a bigger dick.
You're gonna say true.
Oh my god feather falling IV feather falling IV you can put it with your other
feather falling that's on your food wait even if it's on my boots yeah oh my
good night they work like that too like say you have sharpness one on your
weapon right and it's on your weapon you find a sharpness one to combine that
with your weapon if it can sharpness to you on the weapon itself but I killed the boss
and the thing is not this short thing is under that tower though in the end place so
I think chat likes competitive stuff against other real players.
I don't know where the frick you are.
That was her.
Oh you left this place?
Yep.
Roger that.
This loot is actually kinda good.
I think I missed my Pookie.
Who's that?
I don't just suck any Pookie.
What are you doing with charge emeralds?
We don't need that at all.
The rune sucks to none of those.
I take this now.
I take this now.
No more glazes.
Yeah, the apple was- oh, they were not going to fuck me right in.
You don't need help with that, right? You're dead.
Um...
I like to get down.
I'm gonna run him.
I don't see it
That's a boat, Chad, it's a boat
I'm gonna enjoy this man
of
the
the
Thanks for being here.
Take this golden apple for fire rats, I guess.
Thanks.
You know when I was getting mad about you taking the thing, I was in for content.
I know, I know. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell.
Let's do, uh...
SELT!
Nice.
That's you, sorry.
There's your armor.
That's the armor.
I've never even seen one of these before it's a it's a reverse
one
bomb check with the looted
to the bugger there
yeah i got him
I'm looking for them, they're looking for them.
Oh, okay, bad.
Oh, this is annoying at all.
Okay, that's nice.
Don't even break the things.
Just let them spawn these things.
Yeah, I'm booking them, they're not booking ever.
I
Have one time and I'm gonna say you had Jesse you were just kidding like everything with it. Well the dragon. Yeah
That went hot in there
Yeah, I was really enchanted out
I said that great idea I'm wearing right now is even better
you need what? sorry?
can you just give me a recall
yeah I got you
do it again, do it again
oh you're here
I need a recall instead fuck
I got a recall, yeah
thank you
nothing but a Q in your life, it's so bad
very normal male now he's gonna keep you I was going on here you didn't like the
big arts
I'm not awful what no it's not no it's not are you fucking stupid so why is
everybody trying to piss me off today I don't understand what did I do to any of
you guys you the big arches good I the big arched like nobody like four of
I
Eat four of them three days in a row you do the math one day add to
You was hungry
I was on these
So any this need that this and that
I think that's all that I need, right?
It should be good enough to finish it.
Hey, Gawds released that big arch just to test that people would eat dog shit.
That's all that is.
I got it, I think.
Yeah, just done as always and that's it, I'm done.
Thank you.
What tastes better, American food or UK food?
UK.
Yeah.
Need water, that's too much salt.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Wait, ask it to check your diaper.
That's a good one.
Just make sure.
Thank you.
Holy shit.
Bang, did it.
I mean, I'm the original Good One guy, so.
Sorry, Jesse.
I didn't mean it like that.
It's true, though.
It's actually true.
He's right.
He's right.
original good one guy so sorry jesse it's true though it's actually true he's
right what I mean do all this you formed the model yeah I made half these
people's careers I made this world and I can destroy it my son is the owner of
of this world.
Did he was so proud that his dad in the sun just ended like regular server?
Like he made it.
He would have sound like his son out of the entire universe.
Like, how do you do that?
No, Chad, I was the wrong item.
He is the wrong. It's a dead.
It's a good as that.
No, he's just proud.
It's like, yeah, it's the owner of this world.
Oh, they're saying you're not Corson.
That's actually unlucky.
I don't have it.
It's War Jump Good to get.
Roadwalk.
This is my movement.
I have to do many long journeys.
Which one do I get? Which one do I get? Jesse, which one do I get?
Kill walker, road walk, wall jump, or ledge grab.
Uh, ledge grab.
Why?
Because when you're like about to not be able to jump onto like the edge of something that you just missed, you can click jump again and just climb it.
Oh guys, if you had any silks at all, cause my shit smacked, I just killed my entire, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
I'm giving you every single silks I have for getting my shit.
No, I just need like three or four, at least we can move the red button.
You can have it here.
You got my loot bro. I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm so happy.
I'll use like five.
I might like you did something, Jack.
I legit don't care.
I got a blaze rod. Is that good?
Max win?
I got a blaze rod.
Did you actually?
Yes.
Oh my god, I got lucky.
Wait, why are you like, are you being a joke?
Joking?
No, it's good.
it's just like that at Twitter so how do you report to the fire I fire I
it was going it's yeah we're out of this forever yeah my soul's back though
Yep
How does the ledge grab actually work
So like if you're like just barely about to jump up a block if you hit jump again, it will do another jump for you
You'll have like you do an extra jump
Yeah, like sometimes you're like just like a double jump
Yeah, but it will become like a triple jump technically like you could even double jump hit an edge and then triple jump. Okay
Mike boss is funny
You already know that.
Oh my god, Mr. XQC.
Wait, my backpack, it's the wrong one again, man.
Whose backpack is this?
That is my backpack.
We have a million iron now.
Or, uh...
No, we don't.
Bye.
Oh, what's this?
Arachnophobia!
Arachnophobia!
It's like a terrace!
Wait, this is an Arachnophobia event.
I'm not doing this shit.
Did you find your backpack?
Yeah.
Wait, did you get an Arachnophobia event as well on your screen?
Yeah.
Yep, that's a server thing
My god, I'm so scared right now. I'm so square in it
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna use this. I think it's bad. I think it's good
I'll use me for another maybe for the nether
Yeah, and then that's next episode as well come here for the outro
Okay, wait quickly after I guess I'm back logger. I'm not all the four literally okay, okay
Right, uh, don't have to be there. Yep
Busy man, I'm busy man
Fine
I don't even know how I'm going to get back to where I was and that wraps up today's episode
with me, XQC and Jesse.
Thank you so much for watching. We actually got both our loot back from the Nether and
XQC, go ahead.
We didn't really progress much, we didn't really go to the Nether.
No, no, no, do it again, do it again, do it again, my bad, my bad. I wanted to wrap
you up better, hang on. And thank you so much for watching that, wraps up today's
episode. Well, it was actually a very successful episode and XQC managed to get all of our
Luke back xqc would you like to comment on that yeah it was excruciating we
didn't progress in any way to perform but we went to the end city where we found
that there was also nothing there either but next time we will go to nether and
progress thank you man this episode was such a roller coaster for me I was
watching Bart playlists depression songs with a couple tears coming down
my face but X came through with a massive clutch WXQC but I hope you
guys enjoyed this episode today I know we didn't get a much done but we did check
out that lost city make sure to like it you really liked it subscribe for more
and until next time
Okay, I'll see you in a while, chef.
I'm just going to read the actual, guys.
Thanks for your time, chef.
Now I'm going to close the number game before...
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