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If I took the fence I did before I told you how I used to be
Um, hello? Yes, what do you want to do?
Go along with someone like me
Is it done?
If in my story work for work I had all of my mystery
Hello Chad?
Would you go along with someone like me
Is that your working?
Hello?
Do I did it after?
No, I didn't, so what the fuck?
I'm just saying it's bugged, hello?
Hello?
I can't say anything, why? I don't get it.
I
Chases we're getting up
Six years give me a kiss now
The dog he extubates
I don't understand this.
Well, I should have said it was bugging out.
Is this a bit of like frozen in fucking darkness or what?
Welcome to the jungle for good luck.
Also, I'm really, really, really new to this.
It was tweaking.
Is it still doing it though?
That's bad, though. That's better.
What about the energy cards?
Maybe the energy cards.
I'm not going to hang them because I don't have a screw or whatever.
This is hanging on the internet ports.
Anyway, I didn't even do the whole shelf thing in.
I need to actually make the room a room.
what's the plan today mr. Q I know when done a proper react in a while man I
think you just yeah I've been watching videos always that they're gonna do
don't do it.
Holy shit.
I've gotten married.
I can, I can.
I want to put you more than I thought I would.
Welcome to the
John Blitz.
Yes, you get it.
Nah.
Yo, yo, the director
is from my hometown.
You feel me? Well, not really, but
it's from, um,
it's one of the boys there.
Oh, there's your chat overlay in this. I'm seeing nobody's and check your first browser
What
you
you
you
you
you
you
I almost lost the record today lol w
What do you what do you I?
Don't I don't need the record and the record I can make it I could have it instantly
Hi, I
Mean to me they go look me they go look I would be such a good a check
Good morning. Yes. I'm chat against the world. We're probably doing our own tomorrow
Um, as you may know, I guess you guys, I'm doing bowlers league with, uh, with speed and shit, uh, by developers, and we're, we're gonna go to the stadium and go and look at it.
And, uh, I think you need to drop a few players or whatever. So we'll do, we'll do, we'll do that live. So it'll be, uh, okay.
It's not even a hashtag either. It's just, I don't even have the sugar.
It's just, it's just, it's just...
Alright.
Hello X, are you doing well? Much love.
See who you are.
Yeah, he's approaching. This is actually a record.
This is actually a record.
This is actually a record.
This is actually a record.
It's actually a record. That's so unlucky man.
I knew the first time I don't have wood, literally the first time ever I don't have wood.
Chad, so why does he not get wooded?
Or fooded?
No, I don't.
Chad, Chad, you entered two planks.
get one get one get one get one get one
What?
So I'll thank you man
I learned the first time I don't have wood
Literally the first time ever
I don't have wood
Holy shit that's funny
Holy fuck that's so funny
Yeah, how long was this fucking run?
Yeah, what was his, uh, his, uh, in game, uh, out of game time?
I'm telling you about, actual...
Is this for the dentist?
Actual...
Oh, this is for the older?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Glad to still be part of the record folder squad.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is my-
Yo, what is the man doing?
Is he just gonna take that?
Taking damage. Need assistance.
Yeah, yeah, why does he narrowing his runs like a fucking children's play, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, like, like, book?
What?!
Okay, this is, okay, this is all.
typical bashing position
typical bashing position
we're not going to need
one blanket
we've got to go fast
Is it time for Jean Paul to come back yet?
Yeah, probably not. They belong there.
Not bad so far.
Chance of us all getting it.
Let's go! Let's go, Shaz! Let's go!
Is that no water? Do I have to show you something there?
Do you go further up now?
Do you go further up now?
Alright, that's good.
I don't know why he's got Abbie.
He's not fast, he's not more fast than I thought.
I mean, what did he just get over there?
What's up with the wood though?
Hello, Felix!
Two days ago I got banned for a stupid mistake.
Did I send a message on the discord mod mail?
Please much check the message XQC.
I'll move you chat.
Almost certainly.
Chat, it's the way you check in to tell me to get wood?
Okay, we know that it's Tarantino, so we got to go in here, actually.
Jack! Jack!
Any player?
Evening, Mr. Feeds.
I see that you're cuckling and laughing about me, throwing the seeds. Classic.
Anyways, the record is closer than ever.
Be prepared to stream the runs for the next three years. See you soon.
So where's your cope then?
Chat, nobody just thinks you're wood!
You guys, chat, chat.
I don't think you guys watch Forthun, chat.
You guys are failing your streamer, chat.
You're failing your boy.
Nobody's saying get wooded.
You guys are just, you guys don't like him.
Yes, I'm gonna tell him that you guys are fucked with him and I'm gonna tell him and he'll take the overlap and you'll check you
You're changing the report and he may be seen a venue. He's it. Maybe he should ban you because you guys you don't follow them
Who's doing that chat? Who's doing that?
You
I
Would one point of blue badge I might tell him this information
Hey, mr. Cow, I finally got my Chinese xqc merchant t-shirt really great quality hash tag ed xqc l
Yo, what did you?
Such a Chinese though, I mean kind of his Chinese actually yeah, actually it is this file
It's my source of materials from
What why is it jumping really?
Oh my god yo yo what is it doing?
45 months wow
Okay Jack Jack I don't want to hear no food anymore. I don't hear it. He just took it like 12 hearts
jumping Millie
I like that, which I want to give the bottle.
Keep the empty bottles, and you're in inventory fours.
I don't know what it likes.
Let's see what the chat says.
Y'all, this pausing is crazy.
Now did the green boat.
Even though forcing is bad, someone needs to check in PC.
idiot gets multiple seeds where the bastion is one shunk from the fortress
he had a seed at one point today with 80 plus pearls in like 30 trades can't
craft an axe but gets top seeds every day yo yo true sir this is elder abuse
yo he's right he's right clapper
yo where is the chat saying what
you are the best
have a good stream
what is this blue emote thing
S D F S S D F S
It's a highlight
Hold on let him cook
Yo, Sousa!
This random homeless man is moving in 0.5x speed and still almost beats your record.
Aware?
This direction.
Oh my god, oh my god, Jesus!
Yo, how many hits is he gonna take?
What was that pose?
I can't handle this and stressed the hell out.
The bird treasure scam, I just realized, can I scan it?
Okay, what is it again?
Oh my God, I can't.
Could be in there.
Chack, Chack, you know, Chack, if you hear this little song, Chack, you know for a fact,
you better get...
And then you're gonna get either a manky, or a rotata, a pitchy, and e-cans.
I don't know what to do with it.
Jack, everybody went left at the first town towards Indigo Plateau and got a man key on
that petro grass.
Everybody knows it.
Three years aware.
You know you know.
QCM
the one time to play grunt one time I don't have wood like literally I always
I just get 21 fucking hits.
Chad! Chad!
I literally get...
Ah, actually funny!
That was a good meme.
Chad! Chad, where they're coming, you see Chad!
Three against T1-Wen.
he saw the components and he had 20 abbe this this this is a sub-12 yo I'm not
really rude I'm not really rude I guess I'm actually being be truthful the second
that he got 20 abbe it is immediately a sub-12 run at least at least the sub-12
Maybe he means some of them.
Okay, um, Chad, do you want to be a trailer?
If we have a girl, what will we name her?
Her name should be Canema.
Mmm.
See, I need to be strong.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I don't see a focus.
I have you Mr. Cow, god bless the pepe get chat.
I
Mean these check these teacher max wins this is max when she uh, I
Was
Um, we love when we join and somebody is winning and just wishing to indicate the cost of animals
or the planet then means you feel like like a suffrage of asses.
Hey, excuse me, I haven't watched in a while, and I saw a picture of you shaking Trump's
hand while wearing a shirt with his face on it.
Do you still play as Trump?
And I'm the blizzard, how you asking right here, you got me.
You got me.
How on earth did this movie win in Oscar?
Yeah, as a connoisseur of the cinema and the horror genre to movie as shit, it's like
I know.
I respect you for like, if you like it, if you like it, that gives you your life value
and I respect that.
I respect that you were able to staple on more value to your life and make you more
happy and I think that's good, that's good.
objectively it's pretty shit. It's just awful.
Anyway.
Welcome to the chat.
Anything else?
Kim Jong-un officially wins Nocrop primary election with 99.10% votes.
No way. Six, seven months.
Six, seven, sinners with...
I don't know about the rest though.
I don't know about the rest though.
Do you think they track their votes?
Do you think they track it down?
Ten more movies?
How come in every photo he pose like some new family who's stifling a moan caused by their
vibrating tentacle butt buggy excuse the L?
Something just blown up in the fucking sky bro!
that fisheye lens is crazy.
Shall we see this all the time?
Yeah, they burn in on...
Okay.
Shall we ask you this, sir?
If they burn in on entry, right,
and disintegrate at this height,
if it was 10 times the size,
Would it make it that far or would it go further if there was a 15 times the size it would it if it was a
100 times the size of I mean at this point
It's just it's just a it's just a matter of math, right?
It's just it's just probabilities. No
Couldn't it be you get a hundred X on it?
What the fuck was that?
Jack?
You gotta get down on my fucking dashcam.
Okay, now then, Jack, what about a thousand times the sizing?
Okay, fuck it.
Make it fun, Chad.
Make it fun.
She's with her today.
Let's have some fun.
A hundred fifty thousand times the sizing.
And it lands directly in the middle of America in some field.
What do you think happened to the dinosaurs?
The dinosaurs did not die by the meteor.
They died from what the meteor caused.
What's that actually?
I don't know, I'm just fucking, I'm just fucking, I guess.
I never got banned, I never tried to hurt anyone feelings
feelings and we're sorry for whatever I said excuse me now yo yo yo yo yo yo
okay I just got something in
Yo, who's doing that?
Over there is gross, okay, how is that gross?
moment
yo
Breaks
And the three
Oh
Holy holy I
Ah, yeah.
Yeah, I was wondering, what are the religions in music classes?
What the fuck do they even study?
I had art.
What are you saying, Faker?
Guys, that was Arch Faker.
The reality is, you're never going to get a full skeleton intact on one place.
you're gonna see most of them is a recreation of a few of them most of
time a bunch of them that are real from different battles put together and a
few fake parts right but the idea is real the the the the actual they're all
of a real skeleton man yeah the concept of it
What I tell you.
Jack.
Question?
No.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Whatever you think is supposed to happen, I'm telling you, the exact reverse opposite of that is gonna happen.
Same by name.
We're Heisenberg-ing.
You goddamn right.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Churro!
Churro!
What the fuck man?
I'm taking this.
What the fuck?
What?
GST is still the goat.
Also watch more hockey return to her roots.
welcome me to the Jungle Bar okay can I can I like my ass please
Wow this is this is this is not proved I've ever heard about them
listen, you want to tell me?
over a what?
because i'm telling you, if this thing is going to go off, it's not going to make you happy
so is that AI?
understand?
so if you need a favor, if you can, you can understand
let's get this thing out of here
it was probably not AI
So I injected Super Saiyan DNA, Chemical X, Dragonblood, Compound V, Energon, and Gamma
Fluid into the Ultimatrix that was synchronized with the White Ranger's Morpher, and camera
break it with the cameraman's camera. The whole thing is mounted on the nano-guntlet
with the Dragon Balls, Chaos Emeralds, the White Lenten Swing, the Six Infinity Stones.
If you want to have a friendship with the Dragonblood, you get the legendary Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park audio cassette that acts as a medium for Chester Bennington's
over-soul that was evolved by the stand arrow. The cassette goes into Star Wars
Walkman where Chester screams his channel through black ball's mouth
forming a sunny cannon powered by an actor that is extracting energy from
a quantum black hole stabilized by a pin particle disc. The reactor is
supercharging the proton pack that was upgraded with the ultimate
Dullifier to contain the dark Phoenix and redirect its powers into the BFG where it merges with atomic radiation from a Godzilla
Embryo that is life sustained by pure testosterone from Chuck Norris
The fusion is channeled through his hands into a kyber crystal
forming a laser focused atomic dark come home and if this is not enough uno reverse card
full Exodia Pikachu illustrator chat flows it in one card is this a new thing
Jack you could draw the whole in one card muscle death and the beholder how
it works how I build it is he stronger than the gondola of chaos these are
the questions I'm answering right now or my YouTube channel fake you right
there um yeah there's something too much
Hostel can I knew it's fine?
Hostel load star inbound
And be advised, Hostel
Hey, do you want to do it in your bum?
Be advised, Hostel swarm inbound
Put the nail, John like it
Good day! I'm John Laiquan
And I'm in the washboard
The floor is in York
Ow, fuck! Stop it!
Slice again
Don't fucking do that! Stop!
Stop it, I'm fucking serious
Fucking asshole!
How the fuck did you touch your ass?
You motherfucking bitch!
Don't shoot me anymore!
No, I won't, I'll watch it for you to take the CO2 out.
Take the CO2 out and leave it out.
Stop it!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop it you fucker!
Stop!
Hey, be nice.
That's a male chomad.
Yeah, they've been having ice.
Chams there!
What the fuck?
I mean, these are nice guys.
All you do is you put it in the center.
Bye bye.
Um...
Alright.
Jesus.
I don't get it, but I sure
Alright, Jack.
Let's go.
Jack, what is that?
Holy, holy moly, make another one.
i will try, but today i still won't fall asleep
he is moving like me
The one you guys think is today, you know what I mean it's gonna move in like me
When you summon the IRL event, he was an IRL goat
Been loving the RL craft content with him and Jesse
I'm just going to try to get a little bit of a better idea of what I'm going to be doing.
I'm going to try to get a little bit of a better idea of what I'm going to be doing.
Um, this is concerning.
Nope, not it.
Nope.
This is terrible.
What the fuck is that not to have a
support that we need to take space
thank you stay the payload is in
possible with my favorite
the fucking payload one state
that they look at the push at the
space is not my job I try to take
space a killer classic coming here
coming here we need to take space
Stop
Come here come here. I mean true
Who's the killer mother you play fucking life weaver easy fucking simple to kill you. I mean
I'm in the stand or not. I mean chat guys guys. Yeah, they're hating but they're dog shit
They don't get it. No, I want the whole first on the sec on the second bend because they lost twice
Yo, they lost fucking twice. These kids are holding second-bend. You're the whole first-bend.
No.
Fucking idiot.
Dupatta.
Yeah, he's right at one of you, by the way.
I try to go for good-looking women and they just go away, but then the only thing I attract is fat chicks
Are you a fit guy or you wouldn't shave? What are you? Skinny fat? What are you?
I'm like a low spilled.
You don't know my build bro.
Okay, listen to me.
Shit.
What is this?
good-looking women and they just go away but then the only thing I attract is fat chicks
are you a are you a fit guy or you're in shape what are you skin fat what are you
i'm like i'm like a lose dude
all right you don't know my milk
you guys are naked
no no what is this
yo
what the
yo
i'll give it
The second thing is he can't have sex with a woman.
So that's why.
And the third thing is he cannot do this.
He cannot do this.
You piece of shit!
And he cannot have a good time because he cannot do this.
I can't watch this. I can't watch this.
What she does, he cannot do these three things.
You see this? You see this?
You see this? He can't even do this.
Look, look, look, look. He can't do this.
Stop!
Gold, gold, gold.
I can't look away, I can't look away
I can't look away, I can't look away
Look at this animation
Chat, chat, I thought kids were banned in Germany
Are they not banned?
I hate campus.
What?
Yo, yo, yo, is that soft letter?
Or am I just going to move all of my life in?
Look to your right.
Your age has already been pre-verified through your profile, so no need to wait for an ID
check.
Just play the game.
Yeah, yeah, I can use one of those.
Use one of those at the house.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, guys!
Hey, guess the boys are my kids.
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
I guess... I guess...
Now kill yourself.
Now kill yourself.
Okay chat yes, I don't really get the origin of these memes
Jadis, I need you to run.
Jadis, I need to feed my deserts.
Cup loud, cup on, recipes by Granny Shiget.
G-S-D-G-S-D-G
okay 20 36 is getting close x
i don't know why i was doing it
you're too easy to get in the check
dude what a banger though
link link
I
Do I got I already got the chills on that really get the chills
one more time
One more time.
It's coverage, mate.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yeah, this is a big song, right?
you
you
you
you
you
you
And I have like a separate list for like directors, actors, costumers, designers, hair and makeup
people, cost service, whatever, like executives that you've worked with if you want me to
start on that.
Jesus Christ.
Now I'd like to introduce you to your new crisis team.
Oh my God.
The color grading can suck it.
And I know it's Apple TV,
so they had to do some egregious bullshit with the camera
and the fucking and the,
that they had to.
They had to.
At this point, I'm just,
I know for a fact somebody's paid at Apple,
a top executive, to fuck this shit up on purpose.
I know what I know they are.
I know they are.
Their whole goal is to make life worse for everybody
and they have an evil plan
to fuck everything that they are gonna be part of
produce is what is and they did what my brother did it what the fuck is this
talk ready issue to your new crisis team pretty God you didn't say the word
on that video I know I know he knows we know no but if you do the whole
hands of well through the fire together my brother
is that you're in the back
can I ask you something Ruth of course what are you sorry for
No, I put this the right way. You're not a good person
I have a lot to apologize to
Sorry, can we try that one more time on the label wasn't cheated towards camera?
And that was such a great emotional moment. I'm so touch genuinely
You're a part of the park we thought we thought I wish you carried
Chad, Chad, this is, this is L.A. Slappa.
And I'm choosing my words heavily.
That's L.A. Slappa, literally.
Isn't an apology just show also?
Are you ready?
We're already started.
Hell lucky.
Kick it one man, kick it.
Can we do this?
Directed by Jonah Hill?
GG. GG. GG.
I've uh, I've seen enough of this.
Hey.
You, you hate everything to just stop it?
Like, I'm not gonna follow this vegabater.
Like, do you watch The Sun Trailer?
Come on, bro.
Bro, come on.
Really?
Like, there's no use, you take a look at this and you say,
Wow, what a great picture Wow idea this is like doing somehow in LA
I need to know everyone like even the phone dude even the phone has a like you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry, but I have to admit, I'm not even angry about your updates anymore, it's
It's just that the game feels so, so wonderful right now.
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Lego is a global super brand.
A system of thoroughly standardized building bricks
marketed worldwide and controlled meticulously
down to the tiniest detail.
The once small Danish family workshop long ago
grew into the largest toy manufacturer on the planet.
multi-billion dollar company with decades of nearly non-stop revenue growth, but alongside
that success something else has been growing. Frustration. More and more fans are accusing
Lego of abandoning its roots, overpriced licensed sets and increasingly aggressive branding
policy. An army of lawyers ready to pounce, color inconsistencies, declining quality.
One of the questions that I get a lot is that LEGO keeps increasing prices and decreasing
quality.
Needless to say, this set was definitely overpriced.
LEGO in 2025 reached an all-time high regarding prices.
Is LEGO getting too expensive?
How did LEGO get so big?
Yeah, was it always like this at the start of the year?
And why are they suddenly getting so much hate?
Game begin.
It kinda wasn't that much and then it was and now it's it is that much.
I think I think it's a good way I would put it.
I mean...
Let's see.
Lego's story begins here in a small carpentry workshop in Bill and Denmark.
This is Oli Kierke-Kristiansen.
He lives a modest life.
He's a father to four sons,
raising them alone since his wife died after giving birth to his youngest.
It's the 1930s, during the Great Depression, and life is tough.
Business is slow and monotone.
But Oli doesn't give up and starts designing wooden toys.
His miniature products start to sell well enough that he ends up shifting his entire business to making them
In 1936 he picks a fitting name for his thriving enterprise in Danish
Lying God means play well a phrase which ends up becoming Lego
His sons are always at his side helping out wherever they can one of them is especially in that call gotthrid
He quickly becomes indispensable at age 12. He's already keeping the company's book
He quit school and becomes an apprentice carpenter, over time he gets more involved in the family
business.
Then, World War 2 breaks out.
Nooo.
The weiterhin holds up surprisingly well.
In dark times like these, children need toys more than ever.
In the 1940s, Oli begins experimenting with a new material.
Plastic.
After the war he buys a British injection molding machine, curious what he can do
with it and starts playing around?
The machine comes with a set of sample pieces, including these stackable building blocks.
They were designed by a British toy maker named Hilary Page, founder of the company Kittacraft.
He also holds the right to the design of these studded bricks.
Oli is fascinated by them.
He makes a few subtle tweaks.
He straightens out the rounded corners, flattens the studs on top, and slightly adjusts
their size.
Then in 1949, Ian and his family released the first brick set of their own, the
so-called automatic binding bricks. Oli designed them to be a well-made, durable, and well-thought-out
toy at a reasonable price. Not a luxury item. Since Paige's patent only applies in the UK,
Oli's set isn't violating any Danish laws. Evidently, LEGO took inspiration from toy
bricks designed by someone else. But fast-forward seven years, the company is mercilessly
sending cease and desist letters to anyone attempting to do the same.
For this video, we talked to German content creator Thomas Panker.
He runs a popular YouTube channel about building brick sets and has become one of Lego's fiercest
critics.
He actually started out as an official Lego retailer.
His original logo featured a studded brick silhouette, but when he tried to register
it as his own trademark, Lego's lawyers came knocking.
Wait, what?
battle ensued over his branding and using the word lego as a generic term for building bricks
he was eventually forced to change his logo and walked away from working with the company wait
wait what he was eventually what makes sense i mean dude really the logo i mean dude this
bro it is more like a castle just to change his logo and walk so you cannot trademark a brick
looking thing right generally lego doesn't want other manufacturers of interlocking plastic toy
bricks to use the word lego to advertise their products if the name were to become a generic term
for these bricks including low quality ones then that could damage the company's reputation lego
might no longer be able to create a set itself apart from its competitors so they want to be alone
in the market and then you don't want the others to be called lego that you are a business
but you want to be the only one in a worse case lego becoming a generic term could cost the
company its trademark protection so lego doesn't just go after youtubers they also sue other businesses
a dutch manufacturer of concrete blocks described its studded block system as comparable to lego
bricks on its website wow don't do that and sued in 2025 well don't do that explicitly demanding
they stopped using the word lego in connection with their products the construction company argued
that lego suffered no real damage after all no eight-year-old child that ever been spoiled by
his parents with a 2,500 kilo concrete block because they had asked for Lego.
You'd be surprised.
But the Dutch court eventually ruled in Lego's favor.
The construction company can no longer use the name Lego on its website.
They're going to send themselves all the money of Corwever, which is by just changing
the website.
We're moving one word in.
Lego is doing everything in their power to protect their brand.
Other YouTubers we talked to think you can't blame them for operating just like any
other large company. This might not sit right to some because they still view Lego as a traditional
family business, responsible for cherished childhood memories. But in truth, the company
long ago transformed into a global corporation with an appropriately sized legal team.
For decades, Lego has fought to control its identity while turning into this empire.
It's a dilemma modern founders face too. How do you scale sustainably while staying in control?
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Hold on, hold on, guys, I could script cinema, chat.
Next movie, hold on now.
Nintendo, known for suing everybody,
and Lego suing everybody.
Nintendo takes the Titans battle against Lego
for their infringement over the Lego game
that is literally a copy of Modern Party.
Lego party, exact same game, exact same game mode,
Everything is the exact thing and they put Lego on it
If I was Nintendo, I could never I would take the fight of right meow like come on, bro
It's the biggest one you wanted in the history of lawsuits
Megacorp, which hasn't always been like this
By the 1950s only Sun God thread is taking over more and more responsibility at the company
That he makes it officially renames the product Lego bricks and he comes up with a groundbreaking idea
back then their bricks still looked like this they're now completely hollow and
have these little slits on the side it can be stacked but don't actually interlock
taller towers could still collapse easily so Godfred incorporates these little
hollow tubes into the bricks underside on January 28 1958 he files a patent for
the new design the side slits disappear as well the Lego brick as we know it
today is born
not bad buddy
a few weeks later gothred's father oli passes away but the founders death doesn't slow down
the family business if anything this is the moment lego really starts taking off gothred
pins down the six guiding principles of lego and distributes them to retailers the
toy has to be compact reasonably priced and durable it's meant to be timeless easily
distributed and suitable for all children regardless of age and gender. The new Lego boxes and building
instructions illustrate what you can build but also encourage alternate builds in creativity.
All right. That's can be combined with each other. The bricks you bought years ago will
fit perfectly with the bricks you buy today and those you buy tomorrow. Good Fred calls it the
Lego system in play. Yo, that looks nice. Lego is here. Build hotels, animals, people,
Boats, skyscrapers, and-
So how does this shit set look more creative than the whatever they're coming out with these days?
Like, these days they're going up with fucking sloppy, toppy, garbage-ass brick
that you cannot reuse for custom shit.
How does this luma
clears whatever they're releasing these days? I don't get it.
More.
Next, he looks for ways to pull kids even deeper into the world of Lego.
In 1968, he opens the first-
Guys!
Nope!
Not a camel!
Camel, two lumps, one lump, dromedary.
Two lumps, camel, one lump, dromedary.
Remember that.
Erkan Billand.
It's a passion project for him and a milestone for the brand.
He also expands his vision of LEGO's audience.
So far, the company's been primarily targeting kids
in elementary school.
But in 1969, LEGO introduces the Duplo variant
for younger children.
It's the same system, only with bigger bricks.
Goat Fred believes that kids don't need endless amounts of toys.
They need a compatible system that lets them create new worlds over and over.
Just like his father, Oli, he focuses on quality
and on keeping his products affordable for as many people as possible.
So all we did with the directives is just many halos.
Halos are expensive, roughly $280 for this beauty in the Beast Castle.
I swear halos like my graphic.
For a river steamboat, almost $700 for the Titanic,
$850 for the Millennium Falcon and of course, you can also buy cheaper sets.
Okay, I would argue, hold on, $850 for the Millennium Falcon.
I don't want to corporate delays, but this product is clearly aimed at the enthusiast
adults of Lego and Star Wars that wants this shit because it's cool, they're like
Lego, they're like Star Wars, they're like die-hard fan, they pay the premium and
they're happy to do it.
The people that are dire fans of both things are more than happy to pay the
They're paying up in this piece of shit.
To be honest, it's not aimed at the normal customer base.
Falcon, and of course, you can also buy cheaper sets,
but the best sellers category quickly brings you
into triple digits.
Office and tax, real.
The government itself claims that set prices
hinge on several factors.
On the number of cases in the set,
on how many new molds were required for the forms.
Guys, what do you think?
What do you think?
That any of them can be just so rich.
Because they apply the office and tax
to the maximum premium.
because they're the most of the people that watch their shit and can do their shit
or massive autists, and they won't play one of the fuck
and a lot of these guys are rich
and they will pay the price
they shit, they set their shit at like 20% fucking premium
and they bite
yeah, well, it's...
and the cost of licensing characters from other brands and companies
this crawler crane for example
is a licensed product from the German Swiss equipment manufacturer Liebherr
it's part of the LEGO Technic line
has 2,883 pieces
and will cost you $700.
To be fair, big sets are more expensive.
Yo, that looks fucking, yo, that looks hard, though.
Yo, that looks hard.
Sets are more expensive, license sets even more so.
And it's also explicitly marketed as for adults.
If you break the set down to price per piece,
you're paying about 24 cents per element.
That ratio isn't the perfect metric.
It doesn't factor in things like mini figures,
which can increase the set's value.
It also doesn't reflect the complexity of the build.
Still, the price per piece ratio
helps compare sets against each other.
The Millennium Falcon works out to about 11 cents per piece.
But this Star Wars set has many fewer parts
and comes in at 18 cents per piece.
And this Banzai tree has no license,
only around 470 pieces
and comes in at 12 cents per piece.
What a piece of shit!
LEGO's pricing isn't exactly consistent by this metric.
But it's still fair to say that licensed sets generally tend to be more expensive than non-licensed sets.
And, on average, sets today do cost more than they do at 10 or 12.
I think it depends on the intricacy of how they have to make the pieces, and how unique, in color, shape, and what some machinery needs to use to make the molds and shape, probably, no?
Many years ago, but the average number of pieces has also gone up.
Adjusted for inflation, Lego's average price per piece has stayed relatively stable.
I said that!
70s the company begins to realize its strongest usp isn't the design of the bricks. It's the worlds you can build with them
Gotfried son Kale Christiansen will be the one to turn
Kale grows up inside the family business
He also ends up gradually taking on more and more responsibility
responsibility and during the 70s he comes up with one brilliant idea after another
Up until now Lego sets have been rather simple the product range consists mostly of houses and vehicles
But now kill introduces themes wait wait wait
No, I didn't have that entire worlds for kids to dive into okay. I
Think I had this one. Oh
My god, I had this one that one. I had these trees do and get creative
And with them come the new minifigures, which is still patented by Lego today
Their Legos answer to German competitor playmobil
The mini show I have to make every build feel more alive. You can fly through space guys. We guys guys
We work with it
Now I grew up rich
My dad was kind of rich when I was born at zero year old and in Los Angeles job when I had it when I was one year old
So all the all the toys that you get bought me and my brother, right?
But we had onwards, but we didn't get much new shit, like the Spacecars.
And invent inventures for its crew.
You can lead brave knights into battle at a medieval castle, play with Lion a lion and
his friends at Fabulant, or sit sail with a pack of reckless pirates.
And if your parents are willing to splurge, you can bring all of it together in one
integrated world.
In 1977, LEGO introduces its Technic series.
complex builds with gear, spices, and motors. The sets explicitly target older kids and teenagers.
In 1979, Kill officially takes over. Two years later, Lego retroactively secures all rights
to the kid-of-craft ricks and trademark. Kill strengthens Lego's position in the European
market and in the US, he gives the brand a major boost in visibility through a partnership
with McDonald's. Soon, almost every family home has the iconic messy bin overflowing with
Lego pieces the brand's meteoric rise coincides with the peak years of the baby boom and that generation children check Legos
avenues skyrocket during much of the 80s soon the company employees
But then come the 90s
As children across the world are busy fiddling with gameboys
Yo, ego fears its colored bricks might not keep up the company responds by tripling production within just four years
And by desperately trying to keep up with the times
Laguna aggressively expands its portfolio
It introduces clothing lines jewelry and opens new legoland theme parks in England and the US
The brand even takes a shot at video yo
Dad was Elaudia I Yo we played a fuck out of this game, but many
Pizza delivery?
Pizza delivery?
I have six states to life and have six stays.
I have six states to life and have six stays.
Too many product lines, soaring production costs, plateauing sales, and timing profits.
Yeah, pizza.
Lego enters a downward spiral.
In 1998, the company reports its first-ever loss.
But a year later, Star Wars Episode I, the Phantom Menace, hits theaters.
And LEGO announces an exclusive licensing partnership with Lucasfilm.
The Star Wars sets are an instant hit.
Suddenly, fans can take home pieces of their favorite universe, rebuild it, and re-enact iconic scenes.
Yeah, I didn't have those.
In the early 2000s, LEGO also launches the bi-...
Oh my god! Oh my god!
...the bi-...
...it becomes a massive success.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Check.
I had, I had every single one of the series one,
Series two and three S in the US. I had the one that has that the warm inside the head
You know, you put the headed the green warm in the head and he put the helmet above it
Yo
But the company also introduces new products that many users feel are too simplistic like the Gallador series
The figures are composed of just a handful of parts kids can skip the entire building process and go straight to playing
In that era some consumers walked into toy stores and didn't recognize the Lego section guys even while standing guys
After months of studying, if I could get on a test and get all my chores and we were
at Canadian Tire, I could get one Bionicle.
That was a rich thing.
Guys, Bionicles came in a pod.
They came in a small plastic, like a pod, like this, and you'd open like a jar, and
you'd build it.
And they weren't that expensive.
They were actually really well priced.
Bionicles were like $20,000 much brokies.
Star Wars and Bionicle aren't enough to save the company.
By 2003, LEGO is facing bankruptcy, reporting a staggering $238 million loss.
Dark days for the Danish toy empire.
To get out of this crisis, LEGO will make a series of drastic changes many of which will
shape the company today.
I have noticed and seen a lot more and more that LEGO is also unfortunately taking a
couple of steps back when it comes to quality.
For a long time, LEGO was synonymous with high quality products at fair prices.
But recently, more and more fans have started complaining about declining quality, especially
given how expensive many said.
Yo, more fans are complaining, they're just all fucking adults with gray hair, like, come
on, bruh.
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That's just really unacceptable.
Bro, this is shit.
What the gosh darn is this?
I'm telling you, on camera, it looks about the same
as it does in real life.
And to me, that's just really unacceptable.
Lego says these variations can occur
because the company is recycling old pieces
to become more eco-friendly.
No, they should have a fucking alibaba.
...by sloppy or downgraded minifigure prints.
I feel like majority of the minifigures
have definitely been knocked down.
Some fans feel the company is cutting corners
the wrong places. The Star Wars command shuttle costs $70 and could easily fit two minifigures,
but comes with none. More and more creators are dedicating entire videos to discussing
if and why LEGO's quality is getting worse. Listen Tuber, devils down on declining print
details and accessories and... I had Hogwarts. ...downgrades in the design of building instructions
and an increasing number of blatant errors like typos and expensive license sets.
Of course, there are still many things that customers genuinely appreciate about LEGO.
Like the fact that LEGO instructions are so carefully designed that even total beginners
can long work completely hard.
And through the years, the brand keeps launching new sets that win over the community, like
this iconic scene from Star Wars Episode 6.
Or this double-decker bus that YouTuber Thomas Ponke loves.
The attention to detail reminds him of why he fell in love with LEGO in the
first place.
The hogwarts had a bunch of hidden rooms and things to spin around and changing rooms, and it was the bomb, the best of all time.
This is my Lego, that's how I know Lego, it works.
But since Ponka has also become one of the company's fiercest critics, we asked him to walk us through some sets that truly upset him.
For example, he thinks the Santa McLaren set was a cheap shot.
The Senna McLaren was also an unallocated flyer.
I don't know where the dirt really starts and where it stops. It's so bad.
The racing helmet on Ayrton Senna's minifigure was supposed to be the set's single most iconic detail.
But Panka says it was done completely wrong.
Of color, wrongly positioned, misprinted.
Yeah, they could have just done it better.
Just an overall disaster, especially for a licensed tribute set.
He also criticizes a collector-grade display model.
It's lazy. They probably had to change some machine, and it would cause them a little bit of money to make the paint go around with some machine.
You know what? Fuck this. Just put it in the machine, then you just change the color on it and send it like...
...for using light-grade joints on an otherwise black dragon.
He explains that LEGO simply doesn't recolor these standard parts for cost reasons.
For him, that's unacceptable and a 120-year-old display piece aimed at adult collectors.
Pankha is also not a big fan of LEGO's increasing use of brightly colored bricks inside sets.
These fillings completely digress from the general color palette.
Pankha believes this is a strategic business decision if the internal structure is composed
of mismatching colors, it's much harder to repurpose those parts and rebuild sets
into different shapes, and it's more likely people will just buy a new set instead.
Leftover colors inside sets may also wait. That's fucking awful
Help Lego reduce production costs by burning through surplus inventory
In 2025 for the first time in 10 years Lego released a new Simpson set
The biggest criticism is that relies far too much on stickers for a $200 set
Without them the Krusty burger would just look bland and hardly feel like a license. They're all these
This 1600 LEGO piece model will retail for $200, which considering the average price per
piece ratio on LEGO sets makes this one overpriced.
In their DIP license, some new minifigure parts…
Chab modern LEGOs with stickers?
Dude, even in my Hogwarts sets I had no stickers.
It's definitely not prints as 95% of decorations are stickers, are driving the price up
more than it normally should.
Wait, did it have stickers?
I don't remember.
Lego was starting to face more competition. In 1978, Lego's patent for its building brick
expired. The company tried to protect the stud and tube design through trademark law.
But in 2010, the EU's Court of Justice ruled that Lego cannot trademark the shape of its
brick.
What?
That decision finally opened the door for other manufacturers to legally produce-
Mega blocks!
Mega blocks!
Yo, one of the-
One of the-
One of the-
One of the-
One of the-
One of the-
So we're confident with Kata.
Panko showed his two models.
One from LEGO.
Yo, kick F1!
And one from Chinese competitor, Kata.
Both sets cost the same.
Yo, yo, yo, Bay Z clapper.
This guy's got the center and kick F1.
This guy knows ball, he knows ball, what can I say?
The equivalent material quality but far more attention to Formula One details.
And the people before tuned us, gegenüber them.
tends to be significantly more expensive than its competitors.
This has nothing to do with the raw material.
The bricks are made of ABS plastic and low-cost material.
The Corino LEGO's 2024 annual report costs for raw materials accounted for less than
20% of all expenses.
LEGO says its higher prices mainly stem from unique molds, special colors, complex
product lines, and of course licensing fees for many of the brand's flagship series.
of the community criticized Lego for perhaps focusing too much on marketing and too little
on actual product development, and the numbers seem to back that up.
In 2024, more than 40% of Lego's total expenses went into sales and distribution.
That includes advertising, marketing, and personnel.
Only about 5% went into R&D.
What about licensing?
Also, what are you going to R&D?
Chat, what are you going to R&D?
Fucking, what?
Today, LEGO prioritizes efficiency and cost control, and it seems that this shift repeatedly
comes at the expense of quality.
But this strategic turn wasn't...
Yeah, these stats are irrelevant if you don't present them in a timeline, man.
Like I always say this in videos, I guess it's like it isn't in these videos.
If you don't present a timeline on this in a comparison, there are you, we don't
know like other years.
What is the distribution of the budget in the year before, in 2016?
How much would this rate on R&D?
If they spent 3% on R&D in the last 10 years, 5% might be good, it might be an increase.
So how can we know if this is good or bad?
We don't know, it's not contextualized.
Today, LEGO prioritizes efficiency and cost control, and it seems that the shift repeatedly
comes at the expense of quality.
But this strategic turn wasn't initiated by a member of the family
This is Jorgen big nude store
He takes over as Legos new CEO in
The brink of bankruptcy and he's the one to steer it back on the firm financial footing
Under his leadership, Lego sells off nearly everything outside its core business.
A thousand jobs are cut and billoned alone and production is shifted from high-cost countries
like Denmark, Switzerland and the US to Eastern Europe and China.
Lego also sells the majority stake in its Legoland theme parks.
Nude's Torque trims down internal processes like idea to box development times.
He cuts the number of product variants and pushes for more efficient production.
refocuses on its classic building bricks and its winning formula system in play.
Just one year into his tenure, the company is back in the black.
The main reason is that Newt's Torp actively targets an audience that LEGO has ever looked
for a lot.
At that point, if they wanted to be profitable, why don't they just revert to a dramatic
model and just release pretty basic sets, not too much licensing, simple bricks with
Cool said they do it because a live will don't even have Legos. It could be a good reentry into the market
This decision becomes the key to Legos impressive turnaround
By the late 90s more than adult Lego fans come together on the internet
They share pictures of their builds trade tips and bond over a nostalgic love for the brick
They'll come to be known as I love the brick it adult fans of Lego
They start meeting at unofficial fan conventions all around the world up until now
Lego had primarily marketed its products to kids but Nudes Torp sees the potential in the passionate a fall target group and
Starts developing more and more sets specifically for them. He also forms an a fall engagement team
Yo, yo, Jack Jack Jack. I'm gonna take a shit off it. Go back. I'm actually your shoes
Show me show me shoes. Well, they're your shoes. Jack tell them to take that shit off, please
These are my inside shoes, knock it off.
Yo, that's awful.
No, look, hey guys, I went mountain biking right here in Florida.
Really good.
It's called Quiet Waters.
Really?
So you're just going to leak over there.
Hey, you can eat this?
I would eat it.
That's all you ate?
Yo, there's a lot of food in there.
Oh, then I'll eat it.
Okay, then eat it then.
Eat it there, eat it there.
Hi, chat, so chat.
How's life going?
Anybody else want to come mountain biking with me?
It's cold. It's hell in Florida right now.
It is actually pretty frosty.
Yes it is. Okay, I'm going to let you go.
I'm going to come back and get this.
What's with the mess?
I ate it in the bed.
You could have at least finished the cans when you eat them.
They're already are finished.
You can say no. So what's going on today?
Not much.
When's the baller starting?
Tomorrow.
Can you go?
Yeah.
Can I go?
Yeah, if you want.
In case you want.
I think Speed's supposed to be there, right?
Yeah, I think Speed.
Is Dean there?
No, Dean will not be there.
He's not part of the Barclays League.
Who else is there?
I don't know.
Other people.
Other people.
Big celebrities, big names.
Like me.
Oh, you're no celebrity.
Get out.
Have 100 dollars.
Yeah, I'll be back.
Bye-bye.
Adult fans can now submit their very own ideas for like...
So what?
For my old food?
It's great, by the way, that place is insane.
Yo, what do you do? We should do a segment on stream.
Like a question and answer, no?
Yes.
Really?
You know what the question actually would be?
Why is Felix the natural like he is?
That would be the enigma. Carl Sagan.
Because of you. Carl Sagan couldn't answer that.
All my flaws are from you by the way. All my problems are from you.
You're such a bad person.
No, I'm just saying. All the good parts I made, all the bad parts are from you.
I've been trying for years to get rid of those.
Bye bye.
Go sets and actually see some of them hit the market.
Since 2014, LEGO fans around the world are able to submit their own designs through a
program called LEGO Ideas.
If a fan created set is chosen to be made into an official LEGO set, the creator gets
1% of the products in that sales.
A-Falls proved to be an absolute jackpot for LEGO.
They're passionate, loyal, and they finally have the cash to treat themselves to
things they couldn't as kids.
A-Falls don't just faithfully buy the most recent sets.
Many of them spend absurd amounts of money on rare collector's items.
Some of these sets are traded off-market for four or even five figure sums.
Jeff, people say that the LEGO market operates better than the NASDAQ.
Under Nude's Torp, LEGO starts producing exclusive sets that are only available for
a limited amount of time.
The company deliberately creates a sense of scarcity that automatically turns certain
products into high-value collectibles and every passionate collector knows let me go back let me go
back okay this is disgusting this is nice that's fucking hard quickly turns certain products into
um that's awful high-value collectibles i love this one
and every passionate collector knows that particular kind of agony the fear of missing
out in a limited release while it's on the market. The Ranker Pit retailed for $70 back in 2013.
Today, the sealed copy easily sells for 400. The Simpsons house was produced for only three years
before being discontinued. It originally sold for around $200. Today you'll find sealed boxes on
eBay for 600. Many figures are especially coveted. Today I'm taking a look on my most
expensive figure I got in my collection and it's the Yuletide Squadron Pilot,
which is a very rare figure. It was released back in 2009 and the winter olympic set is in the 20th
anniversary store slide. I bought this set in 2019 on bricklink for around $260. Today the mini
figure alone is priced at up to $1600. I was in which my set that worked on the production
of the winter olympics in salt lake city and he had some of the merch and there are such avid
collectors that their basements end up resembling warehouse storage. Some do it out of pure love
for the product. Others are quietly hoping that one of their sets will someday skyrocket in value.
There are entire videos about treating LEGO sets as investment assets.
License sets have been crucial to LEGO's success since the early 2000s.
But NudesTorp exploits that strategy even further.
Year after year, the company keeps adding more licensing partnerships.
The CEO banks on the star power and built-in marketing of these partner brands,
and it's not just pop culture. Lego also teams up with companies like Ferrari,
Porsche and Mercedes to release high-end automotive sets.
At the same time, Lego begins building its own franchises with original characters.
The animated series Ninjago launches in 2011.
In 2014, the Lego movie hits theaters worldwide.
It's perfect marketing for LEGO.
A hundred minutes of brand exposure wrapped in a fun animation blockbuster.
But it's also a tribute to all the stop motion LEGO films fans have been making since the
1980s.
And their best modern product is the LEGO Batman games.
LEGO Star Wars, LEGO Batman is by far, and it's not going to be close either.
like a margin of like it's like at least 10 times better pays off the movie grosses
around $470 million worldwide it's the most successful animated film ever
produced by Warner. Lego continues to churn out more movies in series over the
years by 2015 the company is fully back on track this year ever for the Lego
group so just like at the Oscars or just like in the movie theaters this
Last year we also were dancing and singing and saying everything is a song
Newt's torque pulls off an impressive turnaround two things bring Lego out of crisis and back to the top
His uncompromising focus on economic success and his radically honest leadership style of openly acknowledging when the company is struggling
Journalists end up calling it the newt's torque cure and he won't be the last McKinsey consultant to shape Lego
In 2017, Niels Kristiansen takes over as CEO. Despite the shared last name, he's not
part of the founding family. Like Newt Strupp, Kristiansen had previously worked at McKinsey.
Before joining Lego, he spent years running the Danish multinational company Don Foss.
Now he's determined to take Lego to the next level.
The key part of his strategy is reaching even more people around the globe, mainly
by pushing into new markets. His main focus is China.
company like us that are really interested in you getting out the
experiences to all kids throughout the world. China is important with 200 million
kids of course it's a super important market there with with many
probably have no shit. Okay. Lego is now developing products specifically targeting
Chinese customers. One example is the monkey kid. Yo, people did not like 3.0.
Yo, people hate this shit. Now developing products specifically
targeting Chinese customers. One example is the Monkey Kid series inspired by Chinese mythology
and folklore. And over the next two decades, Lego is also looking to firmly establish itself in
India. Neal's biggest concern is Lego's ability to stay relevant. He says it's the one thing keep
Neal's biggest concern is Lego's ability to stay relevant. He says it's the one thing keeping
him awake at night, but it looks like he's found the formula to make it happen.
Even more products, LEGO has released 840 sets in 2024 alone, covering every age group
and every niche interest imaginable.
Niels wants to complement physical play with digital experiences, and just like his predecessor
Niels, the new CEO is all in on collaborations with trending brands, and is expanding
the LEGO brand itself.
The fortnight let go had potential but they got fortnight in them because fortnight has no pretty vision
And all they do is fuck shit up
But like the the problem with what would it might be with these people working with fortnight
And these guys have no they don't see anything. They just put the brand on it slap it on
Fuck this shit really dude like it was so bad
You can buy shirts mugs puzzles and brick shaped storage boxes
No, it was good because it was the most well-made one.
Plus multiple indoor experiences like the LEGO Discovery Centers and the LEGO Halls.
If they had vision, they would make the XTC icon skin, that's what I'm saying.
I'll be a glazer for a license of 10 years.
10 years, no royalties, glaze every time I see something Fortnite.
I'll have a bit of Fortnite next. Just give me the icon, it's all good.
In 2019, the company brought back the LEGO Land theme parks.
Apart from a COVID dip, Lego revenues just keep on climbing. Under Neils Christensen,
the company hits one sales record after another. Toy markets in Europe and America may be in decline,
but Lego continues to thrive. It's pulled far ahead of its competitors over the last few years.
Today, it's by far the most valuable toy brand in the world.
While Lego's executive team is probably climbing.
the XG icon skin it with the variant in styles the JP variant and it gives you
John Paul from NoPixel. Holy cinema! I cannot!
Happy about all this many long-term fans are drifting away criticism from both
customers and fans has only grown louder under the new CEO Legos prices feel
too high and sometimes random overall product quality appears to be declining
And to many fans, it feels as if LEGO is now focusing mostly on new target groups.
Many believe that LEGO's success relies not so much on the quality of its current products,
but more on the cherished childhood me-
Okay.
Okay.
Chat.
What?
That LEGO's success relies not so much on the quality of its current products.
What the fuck?
The- okay.
That should be illegal.
Chat.
That- that's false marketing.
I mean, how is that legal?
That's false marketing.
It just is.
buddy at that point just put just put the bounds and give it a sticker at a
bunch of give it a sticker this might be this disgusting but more while they'd
make the Lego pieces blue in the it's oh I can't the cherished childhood
memories associated with the brain let them off it doesn't matter reach out
to lego for comment and all of these concerns but never heard back lego
doesn't just sell toy bricks almost no other company in the world is so
effective at monetizing nostalgia but what nostalgic feeling will future
generations of customers associate with Lego 48 it'll be a movie and TV show
heroes and maybe strong licensing deals will forever be enough or maybe not
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We did not cheap out Brad. We did not cheap out
Yo, Jack Jack, where where's the orange tip though? No orange tip?
come on baby come on baby minus 50k bro chill bro chill bro we got two more we
got two more bro i'm not applying the rest i'm not applying the rest i'm not
applying what you has no orange chip laws that's that's fucking scary right
all right all right
as the war enters its third week u.s military officials say six thousand
iranian
The only way is-
What?
No
Um
The only way is
What this is awful
When I do that weapon the wall
Yo, because we should do that right here right now. Okay
Maybe you should get that issue give it to that chat. Yes, and it's cool idea cool idea
chat
Big wall like like you know some of those like people that definitely talk about that like a wall of guns vine
So wall of guns behind but it's all guns and video games
like
Clearly won't be some fucking like like a weapon slot bullshit. It'd be some like really cool
like a high-quality replicas, like either licensed ones or like, hopefully.
In military targets have been struck, including ballistic missile sites and air defense systems,
in that Iran's Navy has been rendered, quote, combat ineffective.
Like Mark, where Iran continues to maintain its stranglehold over tiny gas prices. It
It is an unprecedented closure of one of the world's most vital
It is the only route connecting oil-rich countries in the Persian Gulf to the rest of the world a
Crucial 21 mile wide waterway for a fifth of the world's oil normally 130 commercial ships
To a halt
This was the scene this past Wednesday in the Strait.
A Thai cargo ship was struck by a projectile from Iran,
setting the ship on fire and trapping members of the crew.
It was one of the few ships that has attempted to cross
since the start of the war.
Most others have been at a standstill in the water surrounding the Strait.
With the constant sound of drones,
drones, and scenes like this all around.
At what point did you look at the situation out there and say, it's too dangerous.
These ships should not sail through the street.
It was in oil tankers that haven't moved for the past two weeks.
Fair to say this is a very expensive parking lot.
It is a very, very expensive parking lot.
The few ships that have moved are mostly from one country, Iran.
And you can see that Hilda is loaded with Iranian crude.
Hilda is an Iranian vessel.
Yes, an Iranian tanker.
Loaded with Iranian crude.
Two million barrels.
And with all of that Iranian stuff is typically heading to China.
That oil is going to China.
And this past week, Smith and his team made a surprising discovery that Iran has
of oil than it did before the war, most of it going to China.
Smith says nine Iranian oil tankers have traveled through the Strait of Hormuz by turning off transponders that reveal locations.
Thursday on Iran State TV, the first public statement from the country's new Supreme Leader was read, saying, quote,
day on Iran State TV, the first public statement from the country's new supreme leader was
read saying quote, the leverage of blocking the straight of Hormuz must continue.
Okay, chat. This is in no way a shame or anything. It's just a question. It seems like
is this real? Because look at look at the demarcation on the head. It doesn't look
real.
You choke point, a fair description choke point understates it.
This is the mother of all choke points.
Imagine your heart has one artery taking that lifeblood to the rest of your body.
And that is what the straight of Hormuz is.
Bob McNally was an energy advisor to President George W. Bush during the Iraq war, who now
advises clients on oil and gas markets.
year he made a prediction. You saw this coming. Absolutely. My team and I wrote a
big report and we're not surprised that if unmolested Iran would be able to make
Hormuz unsafe for that lifeblood to flow. We're not surprised at all. Would you
have some advice of President Bush to go through with these strikes? Yes, I
believe that what President Trump is doing in terms of defanging the Iranian
regime is principled, courageous, and correct. Totally support the goal. If I were advising
him on how to achieve the goal, I would emphasize the need to manage the oil and gas market
implications. And that means making sure from day one we are attacking Iran's ability to
do what it has done for some 12 days now and may apparently do for an entire month.
Did they do that?
Yo, yo, yo, these guys guys fucking live blood savings on those fucking oil stocks or some
shit.
What you've seen so far.
Those fucking all in.
Yes.
In the United States, gas prices have increased by more than 65 cents per gallon since the
war began.
The fastest weekly spike in 20 years.
Oh, that's a dollar.
The all-time high for the most consumers have ever paid for gasoline was in the
summer of 2022 after Russia invaded Ukraine.
It was a $5 per gallon average.
If we don't open up Hormuz soon, I can see us making new records.
We could be looking at the highest gas prices ever paid in this country.
If we don't open Hormuz to the free flow of traffic, yes.
It's not just gas prices.
The cost of jet and diesel fuel has risen 25 percent.
I mean, it's a trade routes.
Higher plane tickets and grocery prices are expected to follow.
The gasoline we pay for at the pump, the price of that gasoline, is set in a global oil market.
A supply disruption anywhere leads to a price spike for consumers everywhere, including here.
We're seeing this trickle down effect?
We are.
So when that money goes to the store to buy food for our family, that food was grown
with and transported by oil.
There's so much shit in Australian supermarkets going off the shelves because nobody has fueled
the farm.
Is that true?
As those producers and growers of food react to and absorb these price increases, they'll
be passed along to the consumer, to that mom in the store.
One that the delay and the things that this will cause in terms of production of food,
it will take more time for it to kick in.
There's a lag there that none of this would even affect it yet.
Happening at the Strait of Hormuz today affects the entire supply chain. It does.
The straits are in great shape. We've knocked out all of their boats. They have some missiles,
but not very many. I think we're in very good shape. Despite President Trump's assurances this
past Wednesday, the reality is most ships remain too wary to cross. In recent days,
U.S. Central Command took out 30 so-called mine layers, boats believed to be used by Iran
to deploy mines in the shipping lanes of the Strait.
The President said the U.S. would help cover the cost of risk insurance as a way to reassure
nervous ship owners, and suggested the U.S. Navy could offer escorts for protection.
It is unclear when that will happen as the Navy is currently busy fighting the
war.
The captain is still not letting the ships move through the streets.
Thank you.
Why don't the boats have arms that come out the front in front like this, right?
But it's the exact size of the ship so that they could poke the mines before they hit
them with the boat itself.
Would more insurance help?
You cannot ensure the life of a seafarer.
So check, check, check.
like this right then inside of those there's arms that are inside whole open
in front
metal rods me to the jungle please like that no please where the boat is gonna
go me and if there's a mine in front mom to bomb high bomb wrap it up bro long
All gas arms in front.
More insurance would not necessarily help.
We rather have to escort some.
Has the U.S. Navy escort been offered?
No.
To move more oil onto the global market, this past week, the Trump administration announced
it will temporarily lift sanctions on Russian oil, the capital of Moscow, after its invasion
of Ukraine.
32 countries, including the U.S. also plan to release 400 million barrels of oil from
this.
If there's some sanctions, because people do bad things, whatever, right?
And Russia has been sanctioned for fucking years.
How come their oil price isn't fucking $70,000 per fucking drop?
I mean, I mean, there's a sanction, this sanction, that's right.
Everything affects the U.S. Oh my God, guys, it's gonna rain today.
price goes up three dollars for f***ing down on it. Oh, Russia has all the sanctions, all
the debuffs, and they're f***ing chilling out like they did their citizens is to buy oil
on the low price. F***s going on here.
Strategic reserves.
They're on it.
The world's emergency supply.
So do we.
This process expected to take at least three months.
I've worked in the White House during an energy crisis. There are no policy
solutions to a prolonged closure of the straight or poor moves.
saying there's not much a white house a president can do to stop this bleeding.
You open up the toolkit and the tools in there the options right now.
What I mean is us.
Remember that is us also Canadians.
We make a lot of oil with the sands and we sell to the US.
Yo the US buys a lot of fuel from the the kid in Canada because Alberta has the fuel
sands.
Yeah.
There's a lot of water to clean and do all this shit and to fucking and to transfer it, but it's a lot
It is a lot of it change from
marginal through symbolic to deeply unwise
Escorts are a side show strategic stock releases are a side show gas tax holiday
Gas tax holiday side show
Hello, mr. Excuse me. Can I please get a happy birthday even if
If the White House President Trump declared an end of this war today, tomorrow, is there
any guarantee that Iran would open up the straight and it's back to business as usual?
No guarantee.
It's not like there's a big gate that swings open in front of the Hormuz and Iran locks
the gate.
Wait, wait, so it's Dennis locking up the straight then?
So all Iran has to do is demonstrate every day, every other day, that it has the
means and the ability to attack ships in the strait and that will be enough.
And those attacks continue, including on this ship Thursday.
Remember the orange dots Captain Lean Custer was monitoring in the operation center back
in Hamburg?
Two days after our interview, one of her six cargo ships stuck in the Persian Gulf was
struck off a port near Dubai.
The ship caught fire. No crew members were injured
What needs to happen in order for you to get on the radio to your crews and say go it's safe
We it's only dead water. There's no other
countries around it or whatever
But needs an end of this escalation so that there are no drones no missiles no what's there arrangements to let the ships pass the
But it has a clear message from from everyone that they would stop
There's other countries that there just Trump called on. Yeah, why would one of these butt of water?
The only Iran's not any bordering countries around it. That doesn't that doesn't make any sense at all
I mean, he's not making sense at all. It's not there fucking straight
It's all the crews around it other countries including China to send water to help secure the Strait of Hormuz
saying quote this should have always been a team effort. This morning Iran's
foreign minister said its military decides which countries are allowed to
pass through the street.
Um... Hey ex-QC remember me? I once wrote that I just clapped my wife while
watching you and I had a hard on after. Well now she's pregnant and I'm gonna
be a father. I always remember watching you while breeding my child. XQC, I love you.
Yo, local Florida news, Chad, this is good for me.
Hi, so right now spring break season is in full swing. Tens of thousands walking to
South Florida to get their party on. And while things have remained calm so far,
cops are increasing security measures to make sure everyone can have fun safely.
Local times jump to Dariot is live on Fort Lauderdale.
Yo, spring break.
Yo, I need to go there and party.
Hey there, guys.
Well, it's looking good.
In fact, if we can, we'll have our photographer,
Jacob, just swing a little bit this way.
There you see the mounted command making their way up
Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard.
There are a lot of cops.
The weather today, come this way,
the weather today was kind of a bust.
But cops have been out in force
after a warning went out on the gram
to some high school kids.
Yo.
We sent Yo, yo, Jack, yo, Jack, me and Demi need to hit the beach and conduct some interviews
and relive our youth on this spring break partying scene.
By 10 up over Fort Lauderdale Beach for a look to see if we could spot some kids, high school
kids partying just die hard.
Spring breakers waiting to get into a place is what we saw from up above.
on Instagram, Broward County Schools sending this message out to kids and parents.
Word of a possible beach bash in the warning that says it's not a school
sanctioned event. Heavy police presence up and down the Boulevard today.
But we see it everywhere we look. So yeah, yeah. And how does that make you
feel safer? Definitely safe. Yeah. As we're driving up, I saw a lot of
cop presence. So definitely felt a lot safer here. State and local police are
nearly every colonel of sidewalk canines on duty to
despite no sun some still here for the fun did you notice it right away yeah oh
yes it was fine classic Gucci have you seen any kids acting up or no excuse me
sir there's no drinking in public in my bikinis focusing on fitness and family
instead of just booze and bikinis police say increased visibility appears to
Here's a look at the numbers obtained by local 10 news to date for this spring break. There's been 168 arrests by Miami PD
That's down 20%
I don't want to the news
And warning people to follow the rules is paying off
But still like sky 10 there will be eyes all over spring break
looking watching
Alright, back here live, the picture is live, that's across the street.
Yo!
This moment, chaos erupts in Daytona Beach, Florida.
Hundreds of people running across the beach Saturday after what a f*** appeared to be gunshots ringing out.
There were zero gunshots on the beach because what they were doing was crushing a water bottle to make it sound like a gunshot to stampede the crowd.
the crowd of Lucie County says it dude dude dude fucking humans man in the
crowd later adding at least one weekend shooting was also spring break related
and in Port Oranzis Texas police say a 17 year old shot and wounded five people
on a beach late Saturday night no one's running through gunshots but in Miami
Beach Florida an iconic party town has worked on a spring break rebranding
recent years and it seems to be working. Police say this weekend arrests plummeted
almost 21% year over year. The city's surging resources, more police, DUI and
license plate checks, but also parking and getting towed are more expensive. The
strategy that we implemented was an all hands on deck and a collective
strategy involving knowing the police department, but different sitting
hands of teas that made it very clear.
Yeah, mind me, hopeless.
I got no silly intro for you today.
What this lady's done just makes me curious.
So I want to get out about it.
Christian Rock, maybe you heard her name.
Maybe you haven't.
I'm pretty confident you've at least seen a couple of clips
of hers because she's been addicted to social media
attention for a while.
Linky.
She constantly pops up on popular streamers' streams
to try and leech a little bit of clout for herself.
Personally, I've always found her to be like a vibe
to mentor on streamer.
She just sucks out all the fun and all the life
leaving only misery in its wake.
But that's not the biggest deal in the world.
There's plenty of people that are, you know, vibe terrorists that just aren't super entertaining
to watch.
It's not like a crime.
But what is a crime, at least should be, is the way that she handled her pregnancy.
Prisha on rock.
But he knows, is really bad for the baby.
Why drinking?
Why are you lying?
Oh
At the time check guys, I don't see anything because I think I think it's gonna
Well, I saw the baby whatever I thought it was insensitive or whatever. I thought I would hold my tongue
It's gonna
It seemed like it was plausible.
When they were here last time, Hema Krishan, Krishan was pregnant.
Y'all were doing all that smoking and drinking here in the thing.
This is just one short compilation, but a lot of these clips go on longer of her drinking even more there.
And this is only what's been caught on camera.
I can only imagine how often off-camera she was also smoking and drinking it's fucking terrible
And it's not like she didn't know she even had that clip in there. She's like, it's alright. I can just abort the child not gonna hurt me
Fucking evil mindset like what she just couldn't stop herself from smoking and drinking while pregnant
She did have the child and this September. He will be three years old
He still cannot walk or talk and it seems like also
On his own without assistance supporting him. It is heartbreaking it is actually
I don't want to be a armchair doctor either, but it also had all the physical signs that
And I don't know why what she's done. Is it just full-blown child abuse?
Like, I don't know how that's not just a crime.
Like, it's all just right out there in the open, like, it's not a secret.
People extremely close to her have just point blank said that she has smoke and drink throughout
her pregnancy.
They've said it a couple of times.
It's just so fucking unhinged.
And now, on the next interview, there's no reason why I didn't even think about it
outside the stream.
So I talked about it loosely.
She did an interview where she's now denying that her child has it.
So what, guys, what is the good, why doesn't the government just take a five
minute break and put a law that is no drinking when pregnant?
how hard is that? I mean, if you cause harm to somebody, if you cause harm, deliver it
to the human, and you inflict harm to them that will cause them a disability, you get
sued to fucking death, you go to jail, right? So how come, why can you give a child a lifelong
ailments deliberately and it's all okay? Disability and says that, you know, the
doctors are wrong, the doctors don't know, which to me says that she's not even
willing to get this child the assistance that he is likely going to need going forward.
And if there's anything I could do, hello I'm here. The part that really messed me, messed
with me is that Blueface doesn't seem active in a child's life because of his disability.
Hold on. I feel like that's what triggered me and my anger overpowered my message.
You're in the right now and I'm here to support and congratulate you overly. So
I say my son does not have a disability. He's developing at his own pace and hitting
in his mom's bones in his own timing,
every child is different and I'm confident in his growth.
If I didn't say, if I said it, he had a disability,
did he, but yeah, every add their own pace
for all sorts of stuff, right?
But there are margins that are acceptable.
And whatever your child is behind on all markers,
I mean, there is gonna be a diagnosis
for a related issue to that.
like that you could put a, science has it all the numbers.
Don't tell me.
I say none of that.
For context here, she was reading some messages
about someone who they had some drama
and this individual said that, you know,
the thing that messed them up most was, you know,
blue face not being as active in the child's life
because of the child's disability.
That was the claim that was made there.
She then snapped back saying that her son
does not have a disability.
he's developing at his own pace that's crazy
then in a minute here i'll show you the clip where she starts making a mention
of like doctors like how you can't
believe a doctor when they're speaking ill on your child that kind of thing
now of course i'm not a doctor
for reference
most babies will begin
the walking in talking process getting like a word out
from like
up to like eighteen months i'll start to i think that i got to know is very
good that's like the normal range these people are just different so something a
little longer
however it's been over two years it's been uh... what twenty seven months and her
son still is doing none of that and also seemingly still have a hard time
sing up on their own too
really does seem like there may be a disability there in fact that she
references a doctor speaking ill on her child make me believe that
when doctor was informed her that this might have been a little bit of a
she took it as an insult and that this doctor is just some kind of
evil demon that's insulting her baby. Yeah, you might have some mild autism. What the fuck
you say to me, little bitchess? Yo, what the fuck you say? Man, fuck you.
She's like refusing to acknowledge it, which I think is just extremely detrimental for the
child, because if the child does have a disability, the child is going to need some
extra assistance from doctors, from other people. And if she's going to deny the
child those resources that even worse for the kid just because she refuses to
say it doesn't mean that might not be true it's not even just that it's like
saying someone a doctor anybody speak against your kid or yourself then you
should not accept it bro anybody if they're guessing or whatever no the
worst said what the worst say no also making it legal for these podcast
lasers to never give anybody a pushback on the fucking dog shit that
listen to like yeah no you're losing brain sense not true this part of the
right now business
I don't like dog shit like me like protecting a revelation that I
heard from the Lord over my son and then it's like redirected that energy
back to that mouse that tongue that powerful tongue who said I had it who
Who said it?
Now recently, Krishan Rakh made a big Christianity push where she's accepting the Word of God
and taking the Lord as her savior, which I always applaud people for doing if it's coming
from a genuine place.
Unfortunately in the modern day, there are some absolute vile people that use Christianity
as like this get out of jail card where it's used as a tool to avoid any level of
accountability and responsibility like nope they make everybody look bad
let's leave it a bunker. Dude. This is the LARPers that'll take fucking two or
three passes of guys. I'm Christians I don't I don't do this, this and that but
all the rest of this shit you bet your ass I do. Holy fuck I do all this shit but
not these three things no no no no no. Us Christians we don't do that shit. I
fuck off. I'm completely clean so all the terrible heinous actions I've done
in my past no longer exist and you can't you can't use them against me
in any way shape or form because now I'm a Christian so you know
I'm a Christian. I just think I'm a Christian.
I think I'm a Christian. I think I bring them up now.
Like you have no business. I really hate that mentality.
I hate to say it but I do think that's the reason why Christian Rock where she's using it
as a way of just being like hey
you all have to forgive me for all of this
shit that I've done and a lot of it you've
watched especially like with the pregnancy
and I don't think I've seen her take any level
of like self-reflection or accountability
for the terrible fucking way that she handled
her pregnancy with the smoking and drinking
the impact that it may have. I'm in examples using all religions. I'm not on the nice picker
or picker shoes bullshit. I don't get that shit. I don't get it. I would say how it is.
Oh, child's life. Like speaking of the word of God, Christiane, what do you think God
would say to something like this? Get yourself together. Where'd her bottle at? Oh my gosh.
Drink it. She asked for another bottle. I'm just gonna get a liquor. You're so cute.
I can abort the child tomorrow. It won't hurt me. No, I don't care. Complete callousness
uncaring if the baby lives or dies, even saying that she would get an abortion and it wouldn't
affect her. There's also another clip where she's 20 weeks pregnant talking to a doctor and asks
us if it's too late to get an abortion. It seems like she's solely driven by her own self-interest.
She didn't want to stop partying and drinking and smoking. And so she didn't, even while
it was the fall of the west. And unless I've missed it, she's never talked about this or
or made any kind of big like huge apology about the error and misdeeds of how she handled
her pregnancy or anything.
And also, I think she's still the exact same Christiane Rock now as she always has been.
Throughout this entire podcast, she goes on and on and on just regre-
this notion that she is done with drama. Drama is in her past, now it's all about her future.
However, she spends the whole podcast reading drama text messages and talking over the hosts
in order to keep playing around in the drama cesspool, like the entire time,
except now she's using Christianity as her shield as a way of winning these arguments in the drama.
Like, well, this is what this guy said,
but the word of God says this,
so he's definitely wrong for it.
And what he said about me is unacceptable
because now, you know, fully Christian, all of that.
She is still 100% participating in drama,
this entire podcast episode,
while pretending that she's not
and that she's left all of that behind and has changed.
Do you like God to indicate on your behalf?
Well, like you said,
it's gonna be a day where,
like, I can't wait when my son
start walking and talking.
I'm gonna just be like, exactly.
I said that, no, I told you, I hate told you all.
Yo, yo, yo, Jack, that would be the equivalent of something
that I need that your child has a development problem.
And then when they learn how to read,
that's fucking 19 years old, you go,
told you, told you, motherfucker,
yo, you guys, I fucking told you he'd be able to do it.
I was just relaying the message, it's like one of those.
I truly hope her son does start walking and talking soon.
I'm really wishing the absolute best for that kid,
but I do not think that this is a mother fit to raise a child.
Especially based on her statements in this interview here
where it seems like she's no longer even going to listen
to doctors in regards to the potential disability
that her child may have.
Like that just sets this kid up for a really rough future.
I'm really, really hoping this child gets the care that he needs.
I am not convinced that Krishan Rakh is a good mother to this child at all.
It still to me feels as though she's solely interested in her own career as opposed to
trying to help her son to the best of her abilities and it seems like she's already
toying with the idea of depriving him of this medical care that he may require in
the future.
That's the impression I get from this interview.
I really do not like this lady at all.
I just don't.
I hate what she did during pregnancy knowing full well how horrible that is to the
development of a child.
She wanted to keep drinking and smoking but she just kept drinking and smoking and now
her child is developing at an abnormal pace and is seemingly unwilling to listen to doctors
about it.
really really really think this is tough topic because well I mean what can you do
you like you want to call it out but you don't you don't like it like like
be rude to the child as it's gonna it's gonna grow up you know I'd be like
you don't be like no I mean like it's like it's like a loose loose you don't
want to say oh look look at the child it has this and that because imagine you're
you're almost like you know I mean as a as a bystander anyway
I got a tag blueface. Somebody tag blueface and Christian Rock. I got $5,000 that they have a real baby. If it ain't gonna be real, it's gonna be artistic. Or if it ain't gonna be artistic, it's gonna be a mute baby. One of them kind of baby.
I got a 2,000 side that the baby don't make it. I got $2,000 that Christian Rock baby.
Yo, who keeps thinking that?
Yo, who keeps-
Jack, Kyle was on the edge to hold streamers acting funny to watch it.
That was crazy.
Oh, they're not even here to hear this, but you're on the other side.
I don't think we should stay alive in the middle of the stream, we're just trying to make an end to it.
So make sure you spend as much time in your room with the curtains closed, uber-eating food in, so you don't have to go anywhere.
Doomscrolling, watching YouTube, watching more YouTube, watching other streaming platforms, listening to podcasts, not talking to any other human,
and eating like chocolate cake and stuff. You only live once. I don't know who needs to hear this, but you only live once.
So make sure you spend as much time in your room with the curtains closed.
This is like one of those video chats like how to be depressed whatever it is anymore.
I'm not sure we watched the last time.
He's the king of memes this guy.
Let's make a new meme with Leo right there.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
The feeling when you didn't agree to this.
Yeah, don't do that.
Let's make a new meme with this reaction into an emotant and it's going to be a classic.
Let's make a new meme with Leo right now.
FUNKUBANZE
CLASSIC
CLASSIC
Yo, Jack, I saw this slipper, Jack, he was cooking...
Yes, he was cooking that clip, no?
Yo, bro looks fucking wired in.
I know shaggy guys he's gonna be bloated his face. How do you do all that? I can't impress it
like it's a good look
How many subs are you getting?
Hmm, yo, that feeling when you didn't...
It's been ages?
Not that long.
I don't get it.
What the fuck?
What is that they slammed other busy
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Shroo
Wait Shroo
Shroo
Shroo
The support halt is looking like a hawk.
Yo.
Yo.
That's funny.
Yo, they know my name.
Yo.
Alright.
Yeah, they know my name!
No, yo!
Good day.
Where's everybody?
Where does everybody?
Everyone's got to have good fun outside, come on bro.
Now you-
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Lets go watch it.
Saber, you are empty that phone.
Oh, please put it right here.
I'm really, I'm really sorry to have to do this, but I've got chance.
Come on, they sent you 40 balls and this is it.
Well, I can't do that, sir. I've got rent today, I've got bills.
Thank you very much, I appreciate it. I really am sorry if I ever get back to my feet again, sir.
Oh, man.
You're doing a favor, you know?
Could you empty that telephone please, please put it right here?
Um...
We're gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning!
winning and you'll say please please it's too much
mr president it's too much and i'll say no it isn't
we have to keep winning we have to win more we're gonna win more
we're gonna win so much i love you thank you
we're gonna win so much you may even get tired of winning
and you'll say please stop sign no i said front plate
What's that time?
I'm not saying it stops time.
Oh.
You don't have a license plate on the front of your car.
Wait, which stop time?
Are you fucking with me?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What's the front plate attached to the front of your car?
Stop sign.
No, I said front plate.
What's that time?
I'm not saying it stops time.
That's a classic.
You don't have a license plate on the front of your car.
Wait, which stop time?
Are you fucking with me?
oh oh no oh no oh my god oh my god let me wash it down a cheek like oh oh no oh no oh my
god oh my god let me wash it yeah true yeah I'm about to huh what I'm about to tell you
I said, I'm about to tell you, you said stop. No one said stop sign by you. Why are you stopping me? You made it improper right
hand turn. When you turn to a new road, you got to turn that closest lane. So let me get my idea. I appreciate it.
Hand me the beer as well. Hand me the beer. Who? The beer. Can you hand me the beer? Alcohol. There's no beer now. I can see it.
Hold it. Don't be searching my car. We don't stop
Why did you stop me in the beginning?
You made it improper right hand turn
You had this turn to the closest lane provided
I did multiple times
Proper right hand turn. Yes. That's why you're being so you feel real
And then you also have a beer on it.
I was at a house, and y'all got a warrant to arrest me.
I didn't?
I'm about to improper turn.
No.
Like I'm kidding me.
No, we got a warrant to arrest you, you just have to s***.
S*** me off, man.
How much did you drink tonight?
Wait a minute.
I gave you my bank card, too?
No, this is your license.
Mr. Robinson, I'm over here now.
How much did you have to drink tonight?
Sir?
How much did you drink tonight?
Who?
How much did you drink tonight?
I don't even, I don't really drink.
That was the beer you were just trying to grab out
of my hand.
I ain't finna like you, I won't drive you out of my life.
What?
You don't drive?
I swear to God, I won't drive you out of my life.
All because of a improper turn as now safe.
I'm Mr. Mead.
Chad, Chad, he had to admit it.
He admitted that he doesn't drink, eh?
Did they force his hand?
He had to admit it that he doesn't drink.
He doesn't do all that.
Student, what does it mean if you
smoke gas inside your house?
That's pretty serious.
If you smoke gas inside, you need to get out
right away. Natural gas. But you need to get out of the house. Stop talking. Get outside
now. Oh my God! Gilbert? Are you okay? My house is... Oh Gilbert, I can't see you,
but you're having a medical emergency right now. Gas leaks can make you feel dizzy
I'm just joking. It was a prank. Gilbert, that was incredibly reckless and not funny
at all. I'm not comfortable continuing this conversation.
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is a story post.
Chad, the comments on this were so funny last time.
I'm trying to say I seem pretty, once in my life I'm not a good-
Uhhhhmmm, no?
You are my goat.
No?
No, it's more like-
When I made it to two of your name I've been a big fan since you were a Overwatch pro.
Thank you for the good times and always being funny, Link.
That could be anything.
BOOM!
Take on me fat fuck Greek.
Oh, I'm gonna use a chat something.
Wait.
Raaaaaah!!
Maaaaan!
Barking spider?
Kill it, Barking spider.
Kill it, Barking spider.
Kill it, Barking spider.
Kill it.
Seven years of being part of this community it has been interesting.
chat thanks for the laugh it was that was that like little skies something
little skies um
lost yeah okay i had it i had it i had it
i had it i had it
I made mistakes but I learned from my lessons
Trapping by the stove, fellas pull up to the cook
My car ain't got no room, thought this shit was bulletproof
I came from my face, smoking on guerrilla glue
So many in the cook, yeah
I have a really weird take-in, it's a very weird take-in
I watched Fallout, I'm watching it right now anyway
And I thought, I didn't like it
So it's not an excuse to yell at me
I like it overall but the direction of the thing
a weird vibe when they showed
Macaulay Culkin as like the dude in the,
it felt like it wasn't a character reveal
when they showed him, it was more of an actor reveal.
And I think that kind of breaks the fourth wall
and I didn't really agree with it.
I feel like it kind of took me out
of my immersion a little bit.
And I didn't complain about it like that,
but it was very odd.
You know what I mean?
Because they didn't introduce the character
as somebody who's grand, somebody who's scary.
he just, just talking about him.
And like big reveal, brrrrm.
And it's like, well the character
doesn't deserve that introduction,
but it seems like they're doing it for the actor itself.
I think it's very off-putting.
I don't know why they would do that.
Yeah, Thor goes with this ending with John Cena, I agree.
Okay, just thought it would say that for the day.
Inside here is 3 grams of sheep's eggs close.
This is how it works.
Did you see that?
That moment is enough to penetrate the skull and destroy the contents.
Inside here is three grams of sheep pics close this is how it works
All right
Oh
Yeah
Chat these these remember when I put the money into scheme into the chat up to buy cake is with them
Um exactly
At 10 p.m
Give me something I didn't say we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna like take a chill a bit
I am going to check, I was not going to, I was going to check, I was going to check.
Chats gonna be two, but it should be one.
It should be one.
If I have a million fans, then I am one of them.
If I have ten fans, then I am one of them.
If I have only one fan then that is me.
But has no fans then that means I am no longer on earth if the world is against
But then I am against the world guys what even are these movies?
Oh my god, what the fudgy
I actually didn't mind the tuba. I think chatting the tuba over-delivered it. Low-key.
Even though it's not crazy of a movie, I think it over-delivered for sure. Does that make sense? The bar is low.
What the fuck is that Craig asm Craig asm
What the fuck is that check guys guys guys I feel it's better check I feel it's better
I
Told you to shut the fuck up
As you know table
Hello, mr. X looking very stylish today in your flames t-shirt not bad
I still have the chain you used to wear every night. I think rush is
I think it still loses
unless somebody gives me some of them 46 months and you're talking about
33 33 33 33 33
nothing they'll be sitting on the chair like right can you shut the fuck up
about added deadlock gambler wait how is that possible there's no skins in the
game
oh my god just shut up already anyway
what else we got we got 30 months yikes thanks for the content goober
gambemore cases
ex-qc shut the fuck up
by the score
so tell me about
it's not today tell me how this back up in the server for you
how did this series go
can you pretend this is i would like to spam
Nails to be honest, I think
What could be more easy I think because it was 8-4
So what what I thought is it
Surely you're feeling a weight off your shoulders, how's it feel it's feeling good
are you really not going to see that you're trying to get in there why come I'm a big fan
don't be fake like okay so tell me about playing against waltz today tell me how this stacked up in
the server I'll get it you excuse me the last donno can you please shut the fuck up or is
it like is it like just like some audit check I feel like to be charged or or even even the
charging in existing of you doing tax lines really bad because you get a lot of
communication and warnings and shit and and audits and shit like it's very late
game if you go to a point of getting charged it's like massive I mean it's
your brain that it what
okay using my 50 month to say you should shut the fuck up
Yo
Yo, what's up?
Don't do that, you know
That's why
Sorry, that's just my intro man. No, that's what it is brother. It's zero aura. It's zero aura
They've had an incident today. I don't want to talk about it by accidentally ate two cookies on my diet
dude, no
It was an accident. I'll tell you why cuz I forgot I ate the first cookie
and i i ate a cookie and then i looked in the back and i was like wait wasn't there
two cookies in here
and my mum was like can i have the other cookie and i was like oh i accidently ate the cookie
so
yeah
so you accidentally did it
yes
and i
yeah it was an accident
oh no
um
uh... the salad meme
classic
classic
are you going to take a stick you
uh...
i'm pretty good
i'm looking for the good mood in a very good mood
i'm open case that kept until and ninety and ninety
we'll get your fix
out the way otherwise is going to be a lot of stuff up in a while maybe so
what i would do a russia
and what you're going to watch uh... what i think
but maybe tomorrow i was always i missed that last weeks
no
uh... you're not getting called out for about it about the bars
uh...
you'll sort of play fifty hours of this game no shot
well forty hours
care all
i can't get you know
to today we i think you get
champion ruckily
answer that i'm like practicing now
brother i guess all night
when you're practicing
and you're up all night why the fuck do you feel like you need to be
mysterious and not during the call of me and Jesse because I don't actually practice
I was making a major up okay I play I play a I play it's nice fire on my on my
switch on my senior okay that is cool what is it led it's whatever it has I
don't know what it has it's fucking beautiful though you're beautiful um
Okay, so yeah, we I'm down to get champion but first of all
Do you need you need to eat? No, cuz every time we play rocket league you feel like you have to have like a five-course meal
So okay, so basically you in every game every stream every every hour of a match
Oh
Here we go again. Here we go. Yeah. Oh guys listen another stream where I call excuse you skeleton money buddy
Every fucking help me you make a meme about food. You sing a song about food just like yeah
I swear to god we turned the whole fucking stream into a food cast and then Jesse said
right okay how about we just stop talking about food and what happened Jesse when we
We stopped talking about food.
We didn't talk for about ten minutes.
The stream went completely silent.
Silent.
We had nothing else to talk about.
Yeah, there was really nothing.
Yes.
We went silent for ten minutes, but we promised to not talk about food anymore and change
the subject.
We started like trauma dumping too, like food stories.
He talked about food stories.
Food stories.
Yeah, I ate two cookies today.
That was really bad.
Yeah.
Yeah we were doing food stories, trauma dump stories, I ate three pizzas one day, the pizza
incident.
It was three pizzas.
For my pizza, I had two large fries and two, uh, three back, 40 pizza nuggets, something
plain with protection.
Okay so the pizza incident, I had three pizzas, it was two pizzas and one garlic pizza
also with cookie dough and I ate all three in one stream and I felt sick for like
two days.
I've never done that shit again.
We're doing it again by the way
when
No, like we're talking about food instantly. I just woke up. Oh
We went to bed talking about food. I think my last message to you was I just ate
What was my last message?
I know I'm actually doing some good at your shots on now. Yeah, you did you go into sleep. I just eat food finally
We're just cooked, we don't have anything else to talk about other than food, like it's just fucking short.
Alright ladies and gentlemen, this is foodcast number 364 episode.
So today we're going to be talking about ravioli.
So, to...
Except ravioli.
the
act we actually have any content
but it doesn't have to be there
you
you
you
you
you
you
or my warm-up was just taking a big piss right now okay Jesse Jesse if you throw
my rank matches I'm gonna freak out you don't understand that my crooked you know
my viewers watch me for my high-level rocket league game so if you
throw my games I'm not gonna be too fucking happy
I'm doing the backwards. I'm doing the backwards. I'm doing the backwards.
I'm doing the backwards. I'm doing the backwards.
It means reverting your brain and flying inverted it.
you have a brain I really play what yeah Jesse oh you said we're trying to
you're trying to make us play on your shitty pain who is it is a Greeks thing
no okay if you get if we don't win and we don't make them into a threes I
I think I'm the funny part, I can't be seen with it.
See, you need to change your fucking attitude.
I'm just gonna find all the players and you guys are just bad at the game, it's tough.
Yeah, when you play with...
Oh, then get kind, like you normally do in every fucking game you play, then, you fucking lose the game.
Yeah, it says you, bitch.
You can't, like...
Tyler, carry your entire being.
Are you sure about that, though? Really think about it. Are you sure? Are you sure?
I hit a chord, so I'm gonna... I apologize, I'm thinking back, I'm thinking back, I'm thinking back.
You didn't hit any cord. You didn't hit any cord.
I hit a swing on that.
Yeah, yeah, you're just capping at that point.
I actually bodied that one. That was rude of me.
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Uh-oh.
That's what I like to call karma.
Now die. I just wrote you in my book.
You just wrote you on the death note.
Oh, shit.
Oh, look at my car. It looks nice.
I just struck him out, guys.
I can't accept that guys
Okay, okay, okay, that was nice and mad, that was nice and mad
How about you and Tyler and baby?
That was nice and mad, that was nice and mad
Nah, I'm bad, yeah, you got me
He raised right at me
Okay, play it, play it, okay, I'm full walking today, I'm wired to fucking
Oh, that's Stuart?
So you just take my fucking boots and you...
Okay, got it, so we need to warm up, I don't know what to do
I feel that, so...
Not bad, not bad.
Hit that, hit that.
Nice, X! That's actually really good.
You actually did something.
Damn, yes you did.
Oh, watch out!
Better look, better look, better look, better look!
Yo, I said better look, you gotta move, you gotta move.
Yo, stew it, stew it. You just look her up and you'll...
Yo!
I almost saved it!
By the way, by the way, when I say better look, it means you have to connect to the ball.
Like, even in the air, you have to come and do it.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Damn yeah, she fucking read that
We got it
I'm doing a lot of pre-gems like I told myself not to all the time.
This guy is a ball hard, this one guy.
Come Tim, you are safe at the race, at the race.
Damn, he went over there too.
I used most of all an ass.
Chat, lucky. Boys and I.
I like when you guys chat.
Yeah, maybe I stay on the wall, though. Yeah, maybe I do a slider.
Yeah. I don't know if it's cool here. Yes, you chat.
Alright, I'm gonna chat.
I don't know.
I gotta wake up.
There we go.
You're gonna hit that brother
He sucks go
XQC
No, I didn't play high enough a punch punch punch punch
Yeah, you know
I found them forget. Oh, why would you do that eggs? Why would you do that eggs? I was right there?
I was right there, look at me, look at me, about to hit it here, watch.
About to hit it.
Oh no, he's bad.
Nah, nah, you're- you know, you're- you're- you're- you're not gonna get it.
No, no, you're- that's a lucky cap, that's a lucky cap.
That's cap, you're not even close.
Yeah.
Turned out okay.
Uh, okay, so you're both riding each other?
Well, I mean, you're just rolling and rolling, man.
He's making you're just playing, bro.
Real.
I was still on about his gear shift.
That's totally...
That's just not the bad bit of it.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Still talking about blood legs as we're going for a fucking live changing hit
Yeah, these are really good crab legs. Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, my bad. You should learn how flips. It's a good movement up.
Repeat. You should learn how flips.
Welcome to an after hours food pass. Me, Jesse, and XTC. Today we're going to be talking about crab legs.
Bro, it's like a Wolf of Wall Street scene when the fucking, like the time of the
stop chain, the guy has this fucking fish, like, the thing is fishbowl. Like, lots of fucking.
The fact that I was the only one that scored two goals in you did nothing
XQC nothing lock in here
oh that was kind of cute though I got mom though
this is terrible my god
over his head I'm here bang it bang it bang it I'm right here with you
oh you're such a bitch go see this nice way down that you're nice I see wait
Yeah, you know, I heard you
I missed so I know you're in it.
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
You just don't understand rotation.
I don't know what else to say.
This is actually kind of correct.
You need rotation. You do it.
You need buffing.
If not, believe.
Why?
Okay, friend, be fun.
That's what's friend me for.
Why have you gone silent?
What do you think you're talking about?
You're in a ceiling, you're in a ceiling.
I mean, you've actually just heard my feelings.
All right, I'm out of my app here.
I couldn't even go, but I was just...
How am I supposed to go after something like this?
He...
He said yes, they aren't disgusting
where I was after my pizza incident,
but I trauma dumped.
Fuck you that hurt my feelings. I couldn't help me three pizzas
Dude no way that fucking back bullshit
Go go go commit to make you make you make you make you make you make you make you make you make
Stand stand stand
Let it roll there we need a better shot we need a better shot
right there right there what holy I mean the fact that I just did the crazy pop
like that was crazy yeah that's a deal wow no what if I hate it conventionally
they would have locked it not I think about it if I get it
that's good oh that's on me it's on me yeah that's just a good shot to be fair
no no that's not me I am giving the ball here and it's just like I could have
That's not even really hard
We want out ones dead
Nice
Sure nice
I have no aerial. Fuck.
Nice.
There you go. Sorry, by the way.
Nice. Bumped it. X.
You, you, you. It's gonna be yours.
Nice for shot.
Well, I'm like five.
I think that should be you now.
Now I'm like looking for money.
Nice. Keep going, X. Keep going. Keep going, X.
It's not me anymore. You win.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Forgive us or here when you hit that ball you rotate out. You should have looked at it out there
I think I'm up here Greeks with us to imagine like like I think I was a committed
Oh, here we go. I'm into a ball that's far in an auto-magnum rotation
I literally have to blame you there your archer maybe every time to like it's
What the fuck that's such a good shot
Play me cool we fuck will be south I love that's all me
Some weird shit there for some reason. I don't know why did that
Yeah, I know I'm the worst goalie. That's why I shouldn't be in the fucking blood like we got it
Yes, I've tried to be guys going all game. We get zero goals over five things in a row like yes, yes
Yes, but I end up being goalie because I can't drive up there or we are in a triple commit every single time because Greek fundamentally does not understand what a rotation is.
Yeah, he doesn't know what to do at all.
The problem with Greek is that his awareness at their back wall is...
Like, Greek is good. He has parts of him that are diamond, parts of him that are platinum.
His overall back wall presence and what he does over there is...
I'm ugly.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I mean, he did it too hard, like...
That's a classic, though, so it's funny.
You guys are fucking animals, man.
Lock him.
It's in.
Nice.
Nice shot.
Another flower on it.
I didn't want to hit it too hard, I was turning.
Ouch.
Oh my god
Hit it out I might go in now. That's like a pasta. Yeah, it's a house. I
Mean he was gonna store that he was this one that
All right, let's start saying means I'm not being ever if I'm me I feel like
that's fucking balls you guys are pretty good
honestly only thing I could really say you
could work on this
Passive plays, rotations, carp and roll, aerials, aerolids, dribbling, clicks, shabby.
You're right! You're right!
Double slaps, triple commits, boosts management, rebounds, teammate awareness, ball clears,
kick-offs, weight loss, and nose reductions, thumbs up emoji.
I like it, Bench. They're both...
Oh god, it's fine. Where are we going to draw?
I don't mind that Greek! I don't mind it actually! Better!
Oh, okay. I mean, yeah, okay.
That's nice that's nice
Shit they pulled it
Wow
If all you blind control
That wasn't to us that would have been like well, this is a huge is a smurfing
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, I mean...
Good job.
It's nobody's fault.
It's not my fault.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I mean...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Good job.
You know about the edge of it from this fucking CIA?
I mean, are you guys both sephatized if I get me right there?
Shut up.
You hit me.
Yeah, and I was going to go for the ball.
Okay, but I can't help you aim it.
You've aimed into me, like, huh?
Relax.
I'm not going to let it all, I'm not going to let it all.
There's no way, right?
I suck at this ball
Yeah I suck at this ball
I have a friend somewhere
I suck at this ball
I got this
Oh I suck at this ball
I suck at this ball
That's it
Nice, nice.
Nice.
Backload that, backload that again.
I couldn't do fast, it was too fast.
That's enough, that's enough.
I'm going to jump, I'm going to jump.
Wow, he jumped up.
Oh my god.
That's good, actually good sign there, that was really nice.
I've sent it for them, that's my fucking hope.
I tried
Yeah
That's a but he bumped me into it. I
Miss the ball so I Amy was gonna have a ball for like one about that one here
Okay, I tried it. Yeah, I like you tried it
Watch out!
Yeah, I was right there anyways.
Back out, X, if you can.
Well, I'll get there in my boost, I can't do anything.
You didn't take your boost?
Yeah.
How did he do that?
Good commit, I like that.
Yeah, that mix-under-soul guy said I'll let you in.
Yes, right now.
Yeah.
Wow, this guy's fucking asses the video game.
Oh my god, so am I.
What am I doing?
Oh man, it's fucking fucking good.
I just ran my shit down like a messy little kid.
Yeah.
We needed that bad student.
Yeah, good, good, good.
That was sick.
No, that was like a climb Ronaldo type deal.
Ronaldo, that's it.
Yeah, but I was thinking about it.
I'm trying to think about it.
It's not a perfect pass, am I right, sir?
Yeah, but I was...
Yeah, it was a perfect pass, but it wasn't mad.
It's not, it's the corner balls.
I let them all in. They're not a threat.
That's a threat. That's a threat.
I don't know how I get...
I mean, look at this, sir.
I didn't even try it though.
You're right. Look at Christian.
Look at Christian. Look at Christian.
You're involved in the team now.
Holy.
Man.
RG.
JD.
Oh my god.
That was so fucked.
Nice.
Sorry, X.
My bad.
I killed him.
But he missed.
Good!
That was really good.
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
There you go.
Uh-oh.
That's going in there, Cole. Go get out. Go get out. It's actually in.
Oh my, oh my god!
Oh my god!
I fucking got it, dude.
Bro, hold on. I gotta stay, I gotta stay.
Look at me.
It's definitely like the last fight.
Hold on.
What?
Wait, they scored it.
into an incident.
GGX carries the game, put an easy in the chat with the last game boys, put an easy in the
chat with the last game.
Us three.
Alright, how are you, how are you, last three anyway?
Like, like, you're making our games harder?
Well, we are worse players.
I'm better than you.
I'm better than you.
The worst player making our games harder is, is, is, and Gretchen.
This is insane.
I made better than whatever it was happening before.
Did you like the big arch, X?
They need it.
One bad ending is better.
But it was my grade, so...
No one did it, no one did it!
A big arch incident, when I had four big arches in three days.
I won't talk about those days.
Hold again.
It wasn't two days ago.
Today was a cookie incident.
When I thought I had one cookie, but it was actually like...
two and a half. I lied earlier.
Nice shot.
I'm never going to hear Cookie again though. I might done after today.
I think so.
Alright, put it again. Put it again.
Stop bringing up food. I cannot.
there are literally billions of fucking topics to fuck about it and it's food
every nine seconds I this is insane it really isn't it's
plundering it
i literally cannot focus
i fucking suck it
yeah yeah double triple chocolate chip is right
i mean like milk, plain milk
you gotta have a chocolate chip with plain milk
i feel like a chocolate chip and chocolate milk
is too much, like you need plain milk with it
play milk with the chocolate chip cookie is hard
it's already chocolatey and that's you it mixes with that milk in your mouth
oh so nice
go
Oh
But why people cook eggs somebody in your chat could make that up my child
You know X what's your favorite chocolate chip
What was your favorite chocolate chip I really I actually can't think
Yeah, you prefer donuts or cookies
I'm so tired of you genuinely you play like so solo it's all
I have shoot.
Zero back wall, zero.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Nice shot.
Like see who he does it.
Like me and me and me and do them to the kids.
Like he does back wall shot.
Look how free this.
So do you like,
he's what they were nice for.
Bro donuts and the most overrated fucking dog shit.
I'm a frisbee queen.
Plain glaze, they're bar.
Oh yeah, plain glaze, they're bar.
Oh yeah, playing, yeah, just like, later in the show, yeah.
That shit is hard.
Yo, I would give my, one of my nuts to have those at a date.
I like the one that has the chocolate frosting though, with the white cream.
No, white cream is fucking awful.
Exceding, I was like, when you eat those candies, like, that, like, they're fucking
to come inside of it.
I like those.
Do you like the chocolate that's like all funky and it's got a bit of the middle of it all?
Oh you mean Praline?
Oh, the scene, the scene, the scene, the scene!
Yeah!
I'm so happy to be honest, it's generally just sad to explain.
No, Faro, Faro, Faro.
Uh oh, I've lost you.
Your Praline is one of the most underrated things of all time.
She is insane.
Huh?
It's a Faro.
I've never tried crumbled cookie to balance from it too, have you got it fresh?
No, it's never fresh.
I feel like Krispy Kreme, I've never made a fresh donut in their lives, I feel like
when they're baked, they're a fail.
They make it in front of you you fucking moron.
Yeah, and it still tastes like it's a dail.
Right, right, that's so hot, that's so hot, bro.
Fucking UK Andy.
And I know we're gonna-
We're gonna get a Krispy Kreme!
Like, bro!
We got real neds in Krispy Kreme, fucking bitch!
The best donuts!
The best donuts!
The best donuts!
Non-Norra ball!
You don't know whole!
You don't know whole stuff!
Sains-
Sainsbury's and Tesco donuts
go way harder than Krispy Kreme.
Escalmo!
Oh, shut up!
Alright, okay, so I'm just gonna get fully pumped
for a red beef.
In case you have a free system.
Yeah, what are we getting with that, partner?
Right here.
I don't care what you say.
UK Dennis clear MA Dennis every day of the week what we won the war so sure you guys
lost everything you guys lost absolutely everything in
right what do you mean true you're not even fucking you guys lost absolutely everything in
dude dude you got colonized by one french guy and you changed your whole identity
you're so easily colonized are you stupid bro you got fucking belief in religion is based
of one french dude oh my god dude like you can't have 30% of the entire
planet and somehow got relegated to point zero point zero two percent of a
fucking island it and still lost that in his day what a fucking joke man every
day you have to think they have to think like maybe a bit like speak french
today I don't know the biggest downfall in the history of fucking
I'm geography 30% of the whole entire world. What about this is what he's done to what?
On my on my real phone no neither
I can do cases in 20 minutes
I
Think that like 29% like that or some shit
Get it out please
Oh, this is just...
That was a very nice save.
Jesus Christ.
Save me.
Get it out now. Get it out, please.
I'm so annoying, man.
You need to learn those.
I literally hit as high as I could right there.
Nice. Get it out.
Yeah, you gotta learn those. You need to learn those.
I do learn those.
That ball was easier than the one I had.
worse than I did. Good. God, I just hate every time you speak, I feel like ripping my fucking
ears out. I am done. Be fucking useful once y'all be fucking for real. Like eat some food.
It's been weeks. You have the same guy as a fucking gecko. You're the same guy as
Fucking dinosaur shut the fuck up
Let me it's one fucking bug a day he calls it a fucking meal
No
Go smoke that smoke that heart
This guy is just fucking sniping guys
X why you battling me for a fucking boost fucking green?
I'm lagging fuck off
You you X you you you know, I'm done. What is that? What was that? It's called a faker. I did it we're good. Oh, yeah
He's right. That's a good thing. I've you you told me
I'm going to roll one. Good luck. It is good. It is good. It is good. It is. It is good.
It's cringy.
Shit.
I mean, GGX is playing really bad right now.
I must tell you.
I'm not even sure what's going on.
There we go.
GGX is really so in the bag.
He took both boosts and both times the missle ball.
It's genuinely annoying here.
I'm not even making jokes anymore.
Dog shit.
So the reason I'm not doing very good is because what you're doing with a big fucking
nose is taking all the oxygen out of the planet.
So I can barely breathe over here.
So maybe if you stop fucking sniffing so much.
I'll have a chance to breathe and oxygen could get to my brain.
So give us a fucking...
Well, I can't focus, right?
Yo, you're X, I can't...
I'm so skinny that you hit all the fucking food supply for the next ten fucking years,
big fat fucking lord.
Shut the fuck up!
Go!
Hey, what's wrong with my...
Good shit, X.
Yo, I went fucking heavy.
What's wrong with my control?
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Oh my god!
uh oh yeah it's fine i'm going to hit a double tap
Oh my god, that's a good save
Oh, so we save that like now like now wow
It was scary though. He was like upside down like it kind of aura the whole time
He did this and then it
Backwards down pinch
What has a dude back when he's winning backwards down pinch like
That had to be that had to be an example right
Yeah, he's funny, we're getting smurfed. Yeah, he's funny. I'm gonna get mad
look at me though look at your hat when I'm sliding watch okay next game I
will not smurfing let me just check back in and steam bounce
can I get a welcome to the jungle mr. juicer
you go x
not like that
I mean, are we gonna ask?
I couldn't.
Okay, why don't you call out every mistake like I should be like, pitch a perfect flare,
like, like, when you make mistakes all the time.
Yeah, but the ones you make are fucking annoying.
Dog shit.
Okay, but what about your mistakes, they're like, valid and okay?
I mean, a lot more than that, trust me, I've had the ball do them a lot, but it's
not some shit that's like fundamentally complete ass, wow.
that we've repeatedly told you
that one
see you only go
you only go for fucking goals I get I hate I pass that to you
no no you only go for gold at the back wall it's fucking annoying
just smack the wall man
I can't even when I score it's not right. Just smack it on the wall
If I was in the same room as you
Yo, I was fucking snap you in the
I'll say that give you a hug
I will that shit look look
Yo, yeah, I mean
I agree. Take out a pen and a paper. Take out a pen and a paper right now.
Okay, when I back wall is bad, but when you back wall is good.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, exactly.
Wow, wait, you actually learned it. Now do that and then apply it in the game.
Ugh, I can't do anything.
I
Be an extra
Yesterday he was raising me so hard that there's a first energy. You don't know
Okay, so what you gotta do is you got asked Jesse about his diet and then you got a question and he gets super bad
I die it's wrong
Because I hit it. I ate a date singles. Yeah hit my macro. What is day?
Oh, they was that day singles
Every point I was any fully
You know I see
Take a fucking pen and a paper and write that shit the fuck down write it down
I'm trying to improve. You don't play this game long enough. You play four games and
you're going, right, I'm done today. Like, play like the Fibles. No, just, no. Like,
my history store but account details and
purchase history or you can think about
gambling right now like fuck you
funny gambling it's paper
oh yeah it's not gambling it's a new day
yesterday rage paper
it was at 834 p.m
thank you
I don't know, it's not even at it's 9, but it should be better.
five gift is something cool like
i already get white
that's five
holiday might be now i'm done with holidays
game
they like savings
check all that
you gonna order food today?
no
What did you eat?
I had the Chinese succulent meal.
Ah yes, a meal, a succulent Chinese meal.
Get your hands off me.
Get your hands off my length of penis.
This is the man that grabbed me on the penis.
I see you know your judo well.
Your judo well, yep.
He died didn't he?
I mean it's you know when he died I was depressed for like a fucking month really
He looks like your dad a little bit
Thank you. I appreciate that
I'm picking my nose X you know wait
what
That was what that's crazy
What?
What I'm not allowed to pick my nose see I almost have a tassel there
Okay, so
Talk about nose, okay, so I'm not allowed to pick my nose your nose on the other hand go back. Well, that's it
Yeah, oh, that's very nice
That's um, would you believe there's three people up here? Would you believe it?
Well, I mean what I don't believe is that we have two players all the way in and nobody can hit the gun then both of them
Me and my babies right now
Okay, go I mean I ate him under nice and crisper. Oh
Yeah, what I mean that's I mean
Go X go am I here back all it?
See that's a shit back wall. No, okay. It was too late for that call about me and that was fucking shit
All right, yeah, you're fucking them as I can't
No, hit it hit it. I can't hit it
I'm not putting that shit in there, we should have these.
Thank god I didn't touch it by the way, I would have not done this.
Nice X.
Nice X.
Mid shot, oh no.
Uh oh, it's bad. It's not good.
Hit it, hit it towards me.
Am I here, full boost?
I got plowed hard here, was that like you?
Oh my god.
Go go take it Jesse, go go take it, I like that.
Beautiful Jesse, I'm not gonna lie, that was a good rotate.
At the back?
Yep, right there.
That's right, that's right.
You're trying to do the Dominus pinch.
I missed. Uh oh. Good! Hit the shit up! Go, get him. Back the shit, back the shit!
He just blew me up. I thought Tommy, I thought me. I tried it. No, no, no, no, no, it was
a deer with a ball from my POV. Yeah, well, it was just like too fast. No, it was
a good shot. Wow. What? Dude, that looked weird.
Oh my god, this fun at the end of the fuck just happened these fun late this one
Look I have fun to paint
special weird ball though
Do we forfeit? What do you think we can win? We're doing it. We can win that
No
Need a fast one though a couple fasties
Two quick ones. Hit em, hit em, hit em
That's good, that's good. Click that right there. No, no
I can't I can't I can't I got no boost
Nice axe good shot
No, that's the fast one we needed
Yes
I mean yeah, it's good pretty fast
thank you my job we need to fast ones are like now
that's perfect
kickoff I'm so glad to be here
one
way gets us in
other players I mean they are good
Alright, next game we win. Winning only for G1.
I got the map pass and I'll be an eagle? Holy shit.
Winning from only now on.
Yo, they really, uh, they really use the bike on those stages, no?
Is that all you care about is opening shit to your case?
Wait, I still can do it.
Imagine if there's a skill check for case opening, and you can actually get good...
I didn't know they did the limit like it keeps resetting every purchase until last purchase of that day and they put 20 flowers or what
Because I should have like 800 bucks like available enough
I'm playing web of a web of fucking love that level
What the heck are you talking about?
Exclamation mark joint.
They didn't say what the call-in is at.
Nice shirt.
Oh nice, I challenged that perfectly.
I set it perfect for you, X if you like.
You got a brain oh man shut up. I'm not gonna chip look a bit some ball if I fucking floating in the air for no reason
They both are the pre-op the very nice
Wasn't fast enough well, I told I told that's what that I bad control
Oh
I'm throwing the game just forget about me. Are you going?
That was a really nice shot. What the fuck wait that was nice
She's like punching me what this guy's decent what
What?
I was looking at the scoreboard, was I hitting you during that?
Yes, the whole time.
Dude, you're such a chud-ex, lock in.
Brother, you are the leader of the chuds.
Oh my...
Oh my god, we both faked each other.
That's so bad, nice!
We both faked each other, that's funny.
Nice ammo, he's nice with all my ace on that, all my ace on that, what did I just watch?
Is he gonna hit the roof probably?
Get it, that's UX, full day.
Yes sir, go again, go again, your full boost.
It's middle, straight middle!
Oh, I'm done, I'm logging out, this is too much for me.
Oh, shh, quit fucking crying.
That was the easiest shot I've ever seen in my life, I mean, this is embarrassing.
I can still, I can, I can still down.
Fuck me.
Pinch.
Oh, double pinch.
Let's go.
Okay.
Nice.
Ah.
Nice.
Do it.
Me, me, me.
What?
nice shoot, me me me
don't see a ship, that's all you boys
that's right, something nice
you, X go
that's it, into me
get sented
get sented
I got it, yeah
Keep punched it
Nice
Wow
Nice nice. Oh, this is really bad
what's up I'm done I'm done I can't I don't get it I don't get it how does that not
hit it it's fine it's fine
yeah it's fine maybe 44
Well, it's not really so sad that you missed a shit you can, it's just not good.
UX, you sh- you sure it?
Go on, go on, boys.
Nice! Oh, my controls are dead!
Frost, what is he doing?
The craft's in place.
It's raining.
See, I told you we'd get it back.
Now, one more, one more faster, okay?
what? oh yeah he wanted to hit it with the front and it would go above but i mean he
hit it straight on so
oh shit
nice go keep your next go again go again one more one more one more one more one more
I got the sex
NICE
Good pass ex
Good fucking pass
That's dog shit
It's only two by the way
Oh
Yo, no the flyer was gonna craze on the fuel be there
There you go
Okay, I'll get right
I'm round
keep going keep going hit it I got it I got it I'm gonna pass
last one that's enough yeah um back all it like this okay
am I here terrific pass damn they hit the corner
oh my well
No.
Great.
If only you were grateful about that, I got your shit as well.
Okay, I'm grateful, but you're just doing your part, like why do we need to fucking
go over this?
So what's your partner?
What's your partner?
Losing a loot?
I need all our food?
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes.
Back to the food comment.
Says you.
So...
Right!
This guy hurts food and he started doing spend in the game.
Got a light, hated it. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him back.
Foo- uh, food? Uh, food? Uh, and then he goes and eats the booster.
He went and ate the booster! Like, this is insane.
Here we go.
Oh my god, X.
Uh, I'm not in, but...
Uh, I'll-
Here?
Oh wow!
I didn't add a microphone on my album.
Oh, sorry.
I need your car.
Oh, that's nice.
So how many minutes do you have left? I did my best there.
That was a hard one.
Oh, I didn't know enough.
Guys, I think we should stop. That was a TV3.
Yep.
No, no, no. Don't quit now. Stop.
Stop. Do up.
Yo, I can't put the hundred bucks on my snake altar. What the fuck?
Did we lose the game?
You know you could spend a day without gambling right?
Yo, I'll put some cases. It's fun though. It's fun.
I know but it's, I know it's fun but like you can have a day off like gambling, you
know. You don't have to gamble thousands of
hundreds of dollars.
I don't want to say anything, I don't want to say anything.
Like, if you spent as much time playing this game as you do gambling, you might actually get good if you have to carry it.
Oh, you're telling me what the f***ing, he's right farming, f***ing dumbassly.
That's funny, because any time you insult me, nobody says he's right.
Because you're wrong.
I'm not that fat, and I don't think about food all the time.
I actually lock him to games.
You mention food, and then you put me off my game every time.
Well looking you go over here or back wall look here
That's nice
I'll take full blame, no matter what you guys did, I should have f**king fed it like a green.
Dude, if the thing is, like, why are you guys attacking the vibe guy?
Like, I'm doing my best to keep everybody a bit of positive gaming in game bar.
I swear I'm gonna punch it.
Oh wow, I love that!
That's a meme, it's a reference.
Come on man.
Did I just find a joke really?
What year is this?
No, explain it please.
I have a bunch of money to, I swear.
Nice!
I mean, that pass was fucking wacky.
I know, it was a great pass, really.
Look at this pass, look at this pass.
That's beautiful.
I mean...
Like, are you fucking stupid now?
I was in a logo.
Sorry.
Okay, your monitor's full of fucking snot.
Spit.
It is full of spit.
It is full of spit.
It smells like honey.
Yeah, I know.
And your room is like a fucking Florida spot.
Why do you keep saying your spit smells like honey?
Because when you drive, spit smells like honey.
Back to food.
Back to food.
This guy's just a fuck.
Back to food.
Like, we're talking about money now.
Like, I can't do this anymore.
I'm gonna be crazy.
Run
Like can we actually play rocket leak for like a little while today? No, why?
Because I want to actually improve
You always leave them on the people that we suck and we suck it
But the fun is that you get us to diamond level games and you have a low flat level gameplay like it's it's generally difficult
Here we go again
Like you bring the whole squad all three of us I love it. I love it. Logos in your MMR
I don't know how you
Okay, okay, I'm a level and the most you're seeing
But I mean the life training
Are you stupid? There's three of them. There he is gonna call rage baits. There's three of them. Are you rage baiting?
There's three of them
Anytime X gets proven wrong. He just says the guy's rage bait like that's a classic
That that's a new way to make this a standard is this all you know about it
here we go now that's ragebay instead of explaining your point
I'm fucking sick and tired of your shit eggs
we do another off the wall here
perfect for them
I'm going to go up off the wall, axe him right here.
There he is here.
Look!
Okay.
Good shit!
Alright, run the cusp of improvement.
Now X is gonna go right and thumb with probably me
We're doing faster. Yeah, but our problems with the digital brawl is we're genuinely just not hitting powerful good shots
Like defending is like if I go defense until you nothing goes in if we don't get any goals either
The first days we start playing like I'm not kidding most of our games were zero zero zero ones
Well that was me coming back to the...
Then I got pumped, so I got...
Okay, I mean, it's just the lancet, no, it's not brandy.
Got it.
I did it!
Double shot, double shot, I'm coming!
Nooo, it's a little bit off the angle.
Let's go, Greg!
I can do this. I'm meeing, I'm meeing, I'm meeing.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
I got it, I'll buy it in the bomb.
Oh, don't insecure I haven't fed
Good job boys we won a game easy
One be one me no
No, because 1v1 me.
Yeah, I'll just not see me, there's one of your bandit.
What?
This guy is dodging 1v1s.
Is he scared, Jack?
Yes or no?
Is he scared of the 1v1s?
I think they're coming down from the chest.
I think you're scared of 1v1ing me because I'm just going to dip my entire...
I always beat you, just stop it.
You don't always beat me.
How was it you?
What's up there?
You're lying.
Are we done?
Oh, we're done with Rocket?
No, no, no, hold on.
I'm sure that bike's in the cases.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Nope.
I mean, this isn't, I mean, I hate him.
I said it.
So then that's just what he said.
I was hate to be in the back.
I was hate to be in the back.
I'm ascension 10 on on ironclad with 19 games, but 19 games
No, he cares about that dog shit to be determined to come on up. Oh, I'll register this
Okay, do two of you that no no no no no
Okay, um
Nobody cares about our game. I'm gonna be honest the rank system is completely fucking chopped
And we have it they have no because the rank system is not even that good every time I talk to somebody about the rank system in that game
They say it's complete fucking dog. It's Tuesday
9.20 p.m. And today was assuming and he's gonna be there at 10.23
What's STS to this fire
I am generally one of the best players in the world.
On the phone, I get front pages almost every daily.
I'm not getting it, every daily.
Oh, any character?
I just have a bad touch.
Nice!
Dude!
Fuck.
You're like starting to cry now.
Speaking of crying.
So it's one of the first times when I actually...
You do use all my books for flying.
Hit the shit!
Yes Rick! Yes Rick!
stand up that was good I like that like you what the fuck is he doing yeah
wow yes he hits that for no reason
no no no no that's not it's not it's not
I
Thank God they missed that guy
See that nice what I see
No, oh, yo, I need a double job
I know I'll be shot. He's it feels like you have to go really fast. Take your time
Let the ball go full black it see. Yes. You see yeah, I waited one second. Yeah
Yeah, you're right. I can go straight up
Just just let it go in the ball will be like you know it goes down like dark and I mean it like it darkens it
But maybe it didn't go. Yeah, you can let it happen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you have some composure. It's all good
They can that's that oh
My god, I liked
So did you thinking I mean to that I don't want I don't want to hit that ball
And that
What committee what committee I got this
Oh no I don't shoot oh no baking all fakes wait X that's actually kind of fucking I got
this double top nice nice
beautiful double top shit eggs it's great cuz T they blame me for everything
I continue sugar they blame me and then when I saw they what they say thank you
to each other rather than me it's a toxic relationship I don't you know I'm
really mean to I'm mean to T like you're mean to much higher than the
I was thinking about it, look at me, look at me, I was thinking about it, look at me,
Why don't you have the Son of Mote in your chat eggs?
The Son?
I know I hate that a lot.
So dumb.
Oh I missed because I was looking at chat.
I found an email and I looked to see what chat said like.
That's beautiful set up, but he's gonna get a first
That's nice guys
Just get the sunny man like what are you doing?
I haven't ever even has the port of all the fucking means some things. I don't think I don't I don't
Like I think it's lame. I don't have it. It's a simple
Oh my god, you're so different
Like you like like the police are fucking toughness or something she's like so weird now
You're so tough about that. Like low-key though, like, un-kissed.
What was the- what was the pain- or referee?
Oh, he sucks.
Oh, he's- he's-
Yeah, yeah, cause you're like- you're like low-key different, you know?
I don't like it. I don't like it. If I don't like it, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
You're like a 30, you're like a 50 year old man saying you're trying to be different by
not having the right animus. I'm trying to be different about emotes. Like, grow up.
Oh my gosh, Kevin.
Am I, am I wrong though?
Okay, okay, okay, everybody, everybody. Ad is six seven. Ad four bearing of six
seven.
Fucking add the tongue tongue so whore all variations
You're actually at the sun gave at the sun normal the the Twitter son
Wow, that's you actually need
I would like to do anything
I'm crying, I'm crying son, I'm crying son, I finally hit a shit.
out keep going keep going keep going keep going get up there X get up there
extra full boost I failed that's like an epic fail
but then get back in defense and a challenges I bumped him I bumped him
bumped that's bad I got it I got it I got it that's not bad they might pass to
each other
We're good. We're not, we're not, we're not, we're not.
Good!
Gricket! Are you gonna hit the goddamn ball, you motherfucker?
I had boost. If you weren't dumb, you'd realize I didn't have boost.
But unfortunately, you are dumb. And you didn't realize I had boost.
Me? XQCL.
Ooh, I don't like that at all.
why I just saved it like no no my arms are nothing perfect for you yeah
passing it perfect Jesse that was really nice oh hey I thought I heard you
let me wait for the shot and I went okay yo that was the patient like a
tiger okay all right let's go we were in a win streak now perfect two wins in
Like you're just like
Where
Yeah
okay okay if you're gonna add a fucking a brain right out for a proper
patatoon because he's got the fucking big names like you fucking dumbass
yeah so I'm tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
oh now oh great great great great great great great great great you fucked up
just say flip that I tried I'd no boost though
no work it doesn't even go in you missed go come in come in come in
I
I
Do I know
Yo yo
Holy shit
All freedom
As if I don't want to have this email because this is the rules this email is no rule. I just don't like it. I just don't like it
I tried waiting but I waited too long.
Why don't I double jump ever?
Yeah you'd be surprised like double jumps are fucking broken also you can hold A for
the longer jump overall.
A!
A!
And then you can block anything with it.
It keeps aying really hard.
Like Super Mario 64, that's how you jump a little higher
and longer.
Yeah.
But not even another shot to your, you can block it with it.
A8.
Oh, it's today's rain trade.
It's a lot.
It's very long.
Boy, I was trying to do the move, but yeah.
Ugh.
Again, once again, by the way, everybody takes the boost
and nobody uses it.
Like, I have to just sit there with the boost.
Hold on.
Hello.
Um.
Er, mama left me.
Shining, finally.
Can we have this event?
you need to ask permission from the overlord
no they're the emotes with them, they're in the alpha time slot
they're not, sir
they didn't add it, they didn't add it, they didn't bother adding it for it
haven't seen any jeeps in a while
what the fuck was that, X?
it's a ground ball
look at the gun request, it did shoot behind me
nice, good job
Oh my god, nice shot.
Okay, good to put on the notable genfinem.
Like you cannot make this up.
It has the bullshit-sun trash with the font and the included joy emoji within the meme.
Like that's so forced that is so forced
We have son you had it for a second get it out oh
My god, what is that? All right. Yeah, that ain't no needs to go. That's just a mistake. What's that?
What the fuck is
Actually remove that actually remove that I'm kidding
Oh
So you're not police I'm so edgy I don't want to add that the guy's sucking on a cock. Oh man
The guy that's me a fucking dick shit. It's not guy. Oh, I didn't see it in the ball
Yep. I was a terrible terrible terrible terrible terrible. Oh, no
I've seen these things.
Oh my god, man.
Almost done.
Attacks ships.
Fire.
Uh-oh.
I got it.
Oh my gosh.
No!
I didn't flip the accidents.
It's in at the top of it.
Don't go over there, ass.
Where am I getting to?
Do you want another joint?
No, hit that.
Hit that.
right now. Alright, now that the chat is fully developed, and it is fucking Gigi. The kick
Oh my god I'm fucking short!
Oh my god I almost had that too I almost predicted that.
Dude I had to go for the cannon head there.
Uh oh we're in trouble.
We're in trouble.
Yep look for it.
Excuse me Exly.
Okay.
Oh fuck I fucked it I fucked it I'm sorry.
I practice those everyday too.
Uh oh, now we're in trouble, now we're not. Watch out. Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave.
Right. I've got boost up.
Somebody hit that please. Right, hit it now. Okay, uh oh.
Sure.
Okay, none of us have boost. Why?
Because you took both of them!
all right now coming far
no no no no no no no no oh my god oh my god three wins in a row boys I'm just
saying we're getting diamonds tonight like I don't care what you say I mean
Can-can-can anybody be mad when we're just winning? Like, constantly?
Oh, god.
Yo, that was crazy.
Yo, you know what I-you know what I hate?
S-s-since-like, he's putting us at this fucking division, right?
He's-he's gonna-he's actually lowest level of retirement,
and he's gonna get done before we even get the Plat 2.
Like, it's genuinely fucking embarrassing!
You-you know that Minecraft server idea?
Yeah.
you want it done yet sure now yeah yeah yeah yeah we have the really
infrastructure right yeah yeah I didn't tell you that is I've been working with
my people for like a while now like almost a month a year to do some shit
did I mean it like some stuff that I've been talking about like for a long
time like I can't get it can happen on the fly like people are ready for it
Wow that's
That shit
Apparently what we're describing also before saying it exists before it's called like light or something like that
What? Like the movie?
Wait, what are you talking about the Minecraft thing? What are you doing?
Chances that the movie
That doesn't matter please my daily still progress fuck. Well, you just have to grab it. We're gonna invite
Massive Minecraft server where part four maybe have like three lives or so
I don't know logistics, but once you're dead you're dead
Yeah, you get that doesn't serve her like this next week games
like a hundred thousand dollar well you see the bitchy it's like it's like a half RP half
like like chill right for like the first two weeks and then it's like fashions enable the
very sense yes it was just like this is it as rough as rough rivals very much it will
be just hiding the hole no there'd be there would be something to it where you can't do it
Yeah, yeah, you need pointing in shit, right?
Well, you can win by default, but...
Yeah, you could grief all day. You could grief before factions kick in.
Are we... what? So we're gonna have teams, then? So I can be on Gessin's team?
Yeah, it's factions.
Yeah, yeah.
If you only on your team across.
I want R'Kai on my team.
Oh fuck off.
I mean, I don't even know.
Someone hit me with a car.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Like if it's not about food, I don't I don't hear it
I said to go like just do it. You did what you can do it
Missed it for go
I think like collecting heads would be a thing that's how you get points collecting heads
I
Don't I don't want to have like a rust rust rivals scenario if you are just camping it's like defective win it as we like
Send him out all the way to the end. They're like sweet. You should only win by like
Base diamonds. I'm shipping
Yeah
of
boys get it out please.
What's factions? That's how factions is.
Alright, you have like nails, nails, nails, nails up, nails up.
I go.
You. You. You. You.
That's you!
Oh fuck man, and the goal's open.
I tell them both.
Seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it.
I killed both of them in...
Bro.
Oh, save, save, save.
They trippled me in.
Good work, buddy.
Hit it out, hit it out, Shoe.
I have to do that, I have to do that.
Go, go, go, get it out. I've got no boost.
I got no boost. I got no boost. You had this. You're just driving to it. Christ.
Nice. Look. No, I'm in. Look. I got it. I got it. I got it. Christ, man. Gosh, darn
save it save it we double we got too many people up here oh nice good job good job
nice let me get this boost your full boost you're such a dumb fucking dumbass why would
you get a boost when you're full boost you're not locked in you fucking idiot I didn't
you mean to do this for that little yeah but I missed now I'm just tilted
all right I'm coming
Faded banana huh Faded banana
look at all this back here
no add smack X
X you got this you got this X that they're all
get that I'm sex you got this I blocked them all
I got it I got it
nice nice get it out
right here I'm trying to I haven't seen your face
It's like a top-scratch.
Boom, boom, X, boom.
No, it's a...
Good, go, go, go!
It's not it, it's not. It's not F3 in the goal.
Bang!
You, you, you, you, you, you, you!
Bang!
Don't X!
It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
I need some boost.
Get boost, get boost, get boost, X.
Oh
Time to make it to it's fine as long as you're here to work children
Oh, I do not have this voice
How's that I thought though
You like five, you like five, five of you is like one me actually.
Hold on, I should be able to buy a case now.
I just want to open some fucking case man.
Yeah, I'm over it.
What?
Yeah, I'm over it.
I'm over it.
Good job, good job.
Good call.
Who?
Nope, still orange.
Did you?
Oh
No, so orange did it
What about the
Dude the crypto one
Thanks shit hold on
Um, no, no, I can't do shit. Like I generally cannot do anything.
Oh, you're actually maxed 2k?
Yeah, I'm maximum permissivity.
Oh, thanks, Janus.
I didn't even know you did yesterday.
You guys want a friend slot?
I'll show you what.
Let me look at that list.
This guy wants you to play deadlock.
I know.
You should do S2.
To us too.
Ok look up.
This co-op is so amazing.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Start, look up Star Trucker.
Is this co-op? I cannot tell.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna send a game we can play, we can play Marvel Rivals.
I just threw up dude.
Dammit.
See anyone play Marvel Rivals?
I like Marvel Rivals.
Yeah because you're good at that type of game.
Ooh Dig Island.
maybe I'm content to this though hold up
why do we play that game where we help each other climb and we grab each other's hands
yeah peak
isn't that good peak?
I never played it
I think I played it for a little bit.
Um...
What's the fun game called again, Drew?
Uh, look, uh, hold up.
Yo, yo.
EWK26 came out.
Oh, I'm gonna, I'm good on all that.
And it's the same game every time too.
And we can't play multiplayer because the lobby's laggy at the time of...
Classic.
Yo, look at those big lobbies man, you haven't played shit in forever.
I'm just gonna try to read these out or what about a, or is that, is the climbing game?
Yes, the climbing game.
Um, and the aisle.
Maybe, yeah.
Satisfactory.
We need to get this, we gotta get this in the call to the panel.
Yeah, we need to get the biggest political slop, uh, uh, blood vision in the history of fucking podcast internet for that game.
How about some playtime?
How about yo, might I say, hold on.
Hold up.
Hold up my notepad.
Um, P could be nice.
Uh, played up would be nice.
You can take a list.
Put chain together on there.
I actually never played that.
Wait, you ever played it?
Oh yeah, I didn't finish it because everybody I played with was a fucking bitch ass.
Um.
You played with Ron, I think.
I think repos okay. I didn't like it that much man. I wish you could play black-off zombies man
Okay, it's changing together will be hard because he's like you pain it'll it'll leave run a runner
How'd you know give us play with you too? I can just chill no
I know we I know plutonium chap, but I literally had to move to a different house
I'm like I'm like low-key like tired anyway, so if you guys play chin together. I could just chill
We're gonna do that. It's true. It's a trio game
Master, I'm tired master. It's a game for two players. Oh raft their raft on there. No
We're playing our L craft. Yeah, yeah, bro. No, no, bro. I do I fucking hate rafts like
Bro, bro because of the how they release the game slowly like I finished a game like fucking 20 times
Like it's jelly black ops if you play on hardcore and all you're doing is fucking getting water
getting fishing and rotating the fucking food containers and fucking water over
and over again you never stop it's fucking cancer.
Hey look up stolen realm that's a fun game it's like a one-way you upgrade it's
like a bit like the game we're playing on it looks like a sponsored game but it's
actually really fun. Oh Boulder's Gate play through all three of us that would
be so sick
no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, we would full commit to that
oh i would, i would commit my whole life, i don't give a fuck
no, gunfire reborn, we have to play it, lock in
gunfire reborn, gunfire reborn is so good when you're the cats
and you get around shit
why is my fucking steam scuffed out?
oh, are we there yet?
i haven't played that either
i haven't played that
old though at this point right but we could gunfire reborn is so good by the
way the game is a good what the man what's this
What I like is a rope like you have to upgrade it here.
Yeah I know, I play mobile.
Yeah it's really cool.
This is a dizzy type gamer.
What I like is ASAP, I'm saying no more.
Okay, Jesse, I don't like how I suggested a game and you're instantly trying to make
them look at another game without him looking at that.
System fixed play now.
System fixed play now.
I can't pick it up.
I can't pick it up.
I can't pick it up.
I can't pick it up.
I can't pick it up.
I can't pick it up.
I can't pick it up.
I can't pick it up.
We did but it shows the split screen of
table one twenty five thirty seven code seven eighty
enter now AI game
holy
holy oh no wrong code
holy AI
co-pilot hold the menu wait wait wait why did they just play their own game to make the voices and make
like make it feel like it's grassroot why do they use AI just play it on game
I refuse to play AI slot games I want to support real development
oh this is like never mind bro it's a dual game
Survival is one I can recommend.
Oh no, what is that?
No, no, you're with us right now, bro.
Yo, how about we just do chain together and we finish the game for once?
I'm fucking down.
Okay, then I'll chain together.
Did they, did they, did they, are they the game at all?
Yeah, but didn't you say I was gonna lag a little to Zashima?
That'd be fun. What, are you sitting in the session right here?
You wanna play? We don't have to play it.
This guy logged in and played 90 minutes and then logged out.
What's with the F's lately on your stream?
Uh, in Miami I need to limit my download because American Internet is fucking scam.
Maybe you have to, you're overplayed too.
You have to get a business line though, that's the thing.
You must get a business line. Oh no, it was a lecture storm.
Never mind. How much do I put the download at for
for the mini.
Like 80,000.
Maybe 160,000?
Yeah, it'll be fine.
You have fiber, right?
I go stream full diet. I mean mine pretty kind of for that too. I mean, it's dude. What can I do? I
Mean how I'm supposed to know the fucking the mind internet is so shit. I can tell the fucking video game
I mean, it's really bad. I mean, I don't know
The machine for that you know you had like a just a mini skip. I mean that's that's to juice I
I
Go stream sacrificed say you could stay live try it. Yeah, but that's lame though. That's like awful
The afternoon it lines with it lines a good router and everything is the public lead and it can't do it
Like it kills dream like it's it's just it America Internet is a joke roll
You better stop Korea Korea and other people they laugh at us they left well
They they should bully us into fucking they should both every day for how shit our cities. Why'd you keep saying us?
America
You are American. I mean Ken is it worse. We have to find two irons it
In England we go better. Hey, I found a game
she
Okay, oh this is like a rage inducing, it's a rage inducing, rage inducing?
You can't download that but they can stream on the live, they can actually stream on the live
I'm not even this fucking changing that game, I'm not learning shit, this is actually good
I didn't even know it worked on that
I downloaded it
Look at this
It looks like dog shit, the thing I linked
It's playing out to the X
Can't debunk it
It's the um, the one called cheated
Okay, I got chained together, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I don't get it.
Like, the trailer is so bad it isn't explaining.
It just looks like...
The live streaming on Steam.
Like, how's that even possible?
I think the first half went with Buddha and it's like past the, I don't remember.
No, we got like halfway done.
If we play this, by the way, we are going till the end and beating it.
We have to.
Yeah, but don't quit.
I will not quit.
No X, you didn't answer me, Mr. Debunker.
So tell me how you're struggling to download a pixel game
and they livestream on the moon in 1982.
Like, how's that possible?
What do you mean by that?
Like, how are they livestreaming on the moon?
Like, back then.
And we can't even get like, you can't even
do a livestream about like.
Oh, I can't even see people on the moon.
would they live, were they live-shimming on the moon?
Yes, the cameraman was there before the fucking ship was.
Yeah, even then though, they used you to lock it
on the one singular thing.
I mean, it's not, we're talking about some widespread
internet shit for all users at fucking max bitrate.
There's a one fucking bullshit,
there's some data to a fucking satellite, like,
come on, bro.
Are we connected to Greek talking to them
through wires or through wireless?
I'm wild.
No, because isn't there a wire that goes from the ocean?
All the way through the air?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, wires everywhere.
Of course, I have to do it.
It's fucking signals.
Um, I'm saying all the way through the air, it'd be impossible.
Do you think they'll ever fix ping?
Like they'll eventually have a breakthrough?
Nope.
one day I don't think so my position is that it's physical limitations that's
how I'm saying like so one day you're such a piss me off you do okay well
explain explain how then explain what what possibly could do that it's like
light speed okay okay you don't even know how wife I was even invented what
How about a light speed of what the fuck else are you gonna do you're acting like you know this shit?
It's satellite relays
Anything that that's faster than light speed
Yeah
Yeah, but I could be quantums or some shit like a really some shit that it can improve and fucking
It is some some quantum physics. I'm just gonna get us together
Spate what it's gonna be like one land new farm where we nuke inside of a bedrock structure
And we take the quantum energy that exposes off of it true hyper thread it down into a fiber
The yo quantum entanglement computation networking. Yes, exactly that's that would be the only alternative to
We just so we need to out the energy. We see how crazy it is
We must not think about using it to kill and we must explode and use
it to
Further our ping issues
Yeah, yeah, by the way the eyes of this is for years the speed of light is one of the cringes thing that we ever made this world cannot with
them it's dog shit it's limiting it come on it's it it wrote our world is limited by some of stupid shit slow ass fucking concept
that we can't beat it like what a joke like what a fucking joke on server I can't get home and terrible coding it's
terrible terrible coding. It's awful. Alright, long time ago. Invite me, I'm on. Host a game.
You run a shit server, like actual shit server. Guy is it? Normal mode? Yeah, sure. You just start
over if you fall no no it's normal lava no we can't but the game is hard enough
just trust it we're not doing lava we must Jesse Jesse you're gonna quit the
I don't quit. Do I quit?
Uh, good luck.
I die it, maybe you quit.
Okay, why do you get silent when I say that?
You're not me, buddy.
I mean, Close Sane is really...
Guys, Close Sane Lava as new players is insane.
Add it.
Oh man, good luck.
I mean, good luck.
Invite me, ma'am.
Uh, Johnny?
Hey, John, and that's way too hard.
Uh, the best one is this.
Johnny?
I fucking love you guys.
Yeah.
I mean, hey, just say that after we're done with this.
I don't know.
Are you named?
You're exes.
Do you use this guy?
This guy looks like you.
How did he get into the server?
I don't.
Is it?
What's their name?
Can you just join me, please?
You just join me?
Guys.
I'm loading and joining.
But yeah, I'm here.
Why?
How old did he get here?
Let me see.
Is he on my friends list?
Nope.
Is he on my friends list?
I'm not on my friend's list.
That's Greek Star. It's X's best friend.
I'll need to get the best one.
Beanie, you gotta leave. Oh, you left. Start quickly.
No, that was not the best one. It wasn't Greek, it's sad.
How the fuck did you guess that?
Okay, dudes, can we just fucking start the game instead of just sitting here non-soul-ing me?
All right, good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck.
We need to be super nice to each other.
The vibes need to be good here because we cannot.
You know what I mean?
This is an emotional game.
Very emotional.
Look, look, look how it works.
Is that it?
Okay, triangle.
Also, it's gonna yank you, but you're gonna get yanked.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like if we jump and we multi jump,
we're gonna multi yank.
It's generally awful.
Do you want to escape?
Just wait, you'll get it when we start doing it.
We should we should kind of try this though before actually lock in no like I let's just do this and let's just impress everybody
Also green bitch as if if you troll it's just not worth it like
Why you think I'm trolling I know you're like oh, I'm gonna jump on you so funny. We're gonna die
It is so not funny. It's so lame in this game. You'll see how awful it is
Here we go
Blaming me before I eat we
You haven't even made our first jump and he's already blaming me
okay e you pulled on it look if I fall on the side it's here and then I can jump
up and then and then you vault and then you see how does he work if somebody's
off you pull on them why is it not pulling it is pulling it is like right
listen we're gonna three two ones on the big ones always okay also these ones are
simple yeah also all just yeah true also it was a spam says one when you go to
the edge fence is one like sense of that means you bolt gotcha go oh yeah see see
how he ain't got us yeah come on great he showed up great okay I want to try
anything okay it's fine let's not try it over here but we would have been a good
example of what happens whenever we have people falling off it'll pull on you
If he falls off the physics that you know, I mean yes, if I fall it'll point it aside. We have to count momentum
All right good job keep it going okay right side yep, that's fine
This is gonna
Good good job
Over here, I don't remember anything, on the grill, on the grill, on the grill, on the grill, on the grill, oh gotcha, we just gotcha, keep it going, good job, you guys are doing fantastic, a lot is going up but we're doing good, ready, go, GG, good job, carry this, 3, 2, 1, go.
Don't hit it, don't hit it.
Fuck it, send it.
Try to go as far as we can.
Good, good.
That doesn't skip it.
That doesn't skip it.
Don't skip it.
Oh, they speedrun.
Just go left.
Go left here.
Jump.
Go.
Go.
One.
Jump.
No, no.
Timer sucks.
I think we do.
Two, one.
Go.
I think we should be doing.
Over here, you just vault.
Over here, you just vault.
I don't know, we can stack, we can stack, we're low on stack, we're low on stack.
So is the stack, is the stack bar, yep, you think the stack is low, you have to stack.
I checked if I could stack, we actually can't stack.
Like we can't first frame stack, unfortunately.
Oh, we could skip right here, but it's fine. We just walk
I'm not gonna have so we have to get that move. Well, I actually won't get as you goes really fast. What the fuck?
It's starting to pay. It doesn't exist. It doesn't exist
Let me check me Jake if I remember this record yet. All right
Go go go go go
That's it right here because it's around object. It's gonna push you
That's a little bit check here
Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna get what I'm gonna get you guys could be a little bit tighter
Go go full send full send
Good job, good job boys. Good job. Ready? Okay, two one jump
Okay, enough nice for the edge
To one go you don't need to wind up great
Yo, yo, yo, we got we got one of the first check points. Let's not be a checkpoint, but so
Why did they go?
Hey, click R for a cooldown. You saw that on the bottom?
I don't like that. It's lame. Don't bother with it.
Okay, I'm just saying. Just don't out there if we get into a sitch.
Don't go!
Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll.
Great, great!
Good clutch, good clutch.
Nice!
Good clutch, good clutch, good clutch.
Good fucking clutch.
Good clutch, good clutch, good clutch.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I post x-shirts if you don't know shit.
Yeah, it's right there. The arrows are moving anyway, Bethany.
Where am I?
XQCTLBLBuster.
That was really nice, though.
Nope.
Okay, stop over here.
Wait for it to roll over.
Come to me, come to me, come to me, come to me!
Go!
I'll be here again, make it.
Stop here, stop here, stop here!
Stop!
No we can stack, we can stack, go!
Nice.
Darker, darker.
Just skip here, but I don't think we're bothering any of you to go on the ladder.
I think we can see on the right side right?
I think we can see on the right side, right?
I don't think we go left, I think it's this guy, this is Vattie.
I mean we can do that easily.
Okay, ready?
On the next one, on the next one.
Now.
You gotta do it on the swing out.
No, you did that wrong.
You did that wrong.
You did it on the swing out.
Not true.
You coasted in the air.
It is.
He's great to scoop it.
So why did we do it right now?
Go.
It was risky.
It's wrong, why are we alive?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yeah, we need to go work for stop it. I think stop is good. We're gonna go work for stop
Ready what I hit when it comes to one go
Just goes this coast
My god, I saved it
Beautiful three two one go go
3, 2, 1, go!
Ok Greek, you keep winding back it, it's bad.
You're going to kill us.
You're going to kill us.
What am I doing?
You're winding back it.
You don't have to wind back it.
Just stay with us.
Ok, ok, ok.
It doesn't make you jump further?
No.
If you're in front of me, you're going to stay back.
We get yanked on the way out.
Ok.
Yo.
Ah this one.
It's fine.
Just keep going.
There's one it's fine. Just take off just winding up make you
Okay, stay stacked go with it go with it go with it go with it. Oh, yeah, just
Good good good over here over here
Okay, okay, I'm like two one go
Sorry, I don't know I'm doing go with it go with it
I
Told it I told it I told it I told it. I told it. I told it. I told it jump and hold jump. Hey, we're gonna hold
Only you hold it hold it hold it. Oh my god hold it
I won't do this for us
I will use my powers
Who's ready?
We don't have to do anything right just waiting yeah
Oh nice try it's just like rocket League. Oh, this is actually
Holy
No, we're not we're not it's just the lag. Yeah, you're lying. Oh really?
I'm not sure if it's very clean.
Okay, my screen you're getting hit every time.
Did you just get hit here?
Yep.
Okay.
So that wasn't Mac.
That was just you getting hit.
Yeah.
Got it.
Hi.
Nice.
But there is printer, there is printer.
Super Mario Sunshine.
We've all played it.
Okay.
Come on.
Okay.
This is easy.
See it?
Yep.
Right.
Forward.
forward I think he's going to go with it
don't think just go with the flow yeah
the more you think the more you do bad here yes exactly
over here you get the ball really fast
oh sorry pick me up got it oh my god
oh my god
well done very well done it very well done it
all good it's okay we didn't go down was lucky that we went down shame the
drive of shame they just just sitting in the back like really good oh my god
did you just get hit then no okay on my screen you got hit did you get hit
here nope on my screen you got hit wait yes seriously I'm not getting but
you're getting you got hit there I'll tell you if you got here you got hit
there we got here that was a bit tighter done for sure
that really looks like a copy paste of the way when he calls though we need to
one go. Ready? At the end. At the edge. Yep.
I love you guys. No, not next. Next. Next.
Two on go. Now. Always get to the middle. Always get to the
middle. Yeah, I agree.
You can just jump in and do movement afterwards. Yeah, I
I don't know if you agree.
Very nice, guys.
Go to first light, first light.
Let me just wait.
Oh, oh, so you're just going to hack.
Oh, so you're just going to hack.
me up all right i'm just real it's just built the real way yeah nice you did it
and then up here all right i'm ready
jump jump oh i'm excited to just fall on the other side i didn't fall lag
I
Say here two one go
Bruh
Okay calls here calls here ready great stuff. It's not being like it. You're gonna yank us bra two one go
To one dope
Don't fuck it's ended
I'm going to go right. Nice, nice, nice.
You're going. I yanked you. See, I yanked you.
Go. Go ahead. Just send it.
Full send. Naturally, naturally. Just send. Yeah, yeah, just send.
Yeah, do not go on the jambalina. Just think of us as like a ball.
Okay. And we're all trying to constantly be in each other's ball. Yeah. I think that's what we're trying to do.
Now we go on the right. See where I'm going now?
two one
just think of a ball
a balling?
good
some time you need to send it and not think, you know
go
go fast
try not to vault too much
keep up, keep up boys
don't vault
Stuart like this great guy just keeps bolting every step I was doing perfect
Can you follow me down?
I say watch your part.
Hold W, space, hold W.
OK, watch your part.
Come here, come here, come here.
Oh, yes.
Why are you always hanging back?
I'm going to move.
You're always going up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
OK, don't think about it.
Stop hanging back!
You do need to get in.
Two, one, go.
You want to go?
Go.
Why are we blaming me for?
Bro, because you're hanging back, bro,
You're yanking us!
Okay.
We're doing great.
Let me let him come out of here. I'm out of here, it's going to be low enough.
The image is quite, I guess.
I feel like we're doing better than Chat Talk.
Yeah, not for real. This is actually a feat that we've gotten this far.
Let's go full-time. It's living here. It's aesthetic.
How'd you know?
well I like I made it like the 23% of the game is here we died under
over here it's a weird puzzle I remember
I can sprint by the way.
Yeah.
Look up at the train.
See where our zone is.
There's gonna be like three or four spots that we're gonna get for the distance.
Okay, over here, we need to click on bugs at the same time.
We got it on?
Go, go, go, go.
Fun.
What?
Oh my god.
Nice.
Go.
Next button.
Oh.
I mean, I know where you're going.
Oh, I mean, I know what you're going to buy, I bought it.
Oh, I didn't know there was an above button. I heard that.
Um, my teammates, my teammates.
If you use your Twitch Prime subpuckers, if not, you get a free subscription to XQC.
Make sure you use it.
And when do I get my payment?
I mean, that's just you.
No.
No, it's just only me, I told you.
No, it was me, but I didn't realize it was a button up here. I just shot straight down
Nice easy puzzle
Drill
Why don't skip here
No, go back wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
What?
Can you move right after a hit so you wait?
You can sprint, you can sprint!
No, no, no! Sprint! Sprint! Sprint!
You can just fall down.
Try hard.
You can do that, but now you're just...
I mean...
So just say, Blimey!
Fucking bitch!
you keep doing a lot of fine things
okay okay hold on what we need to talk about this
no no what are you doing
send it this I mean go send it
give me jump, give me jump, give me jump, give me jump
YMP
left, right, right, right
right here, right here
right here, right here, right here
we the best?
yeah, 2-1 YMP
YMP, holy Swedish now
he said YMP
why are you jumping
two one one yelp sorry anyway my send it cool was like a mac in it there so yeah
two one yeah
no we're coating Ross we're on the Jesus piece yuppie yuppie yuppie yuppie just
go with it go with the flow
Okay, go.
Yep.
Yo, good job!
Wait, do you want-
Yeah, I mean, without thumbs,
Without problems, you're gonna slip in your dumb fucker.
Did I check right here?
No.
Did I get to touch?
No.
Okay.
I don't think there is, like, an accident.
Nope, there isn't.
Oh, careful, guys.
Oh my-
I got it.
Oh my god.
It's just- it was on my- it was just land, it was just land.
If you're gonna be that bad, I-
It was sliding, it was sliding.
It's not, yeah, yeah, but you just jump off it, yo, jump!
Yep.
That's not me, I got yanked, you're just stupid.
Like, who fell, chat? Who fell?
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna get it, it wasn't me, I'm not gonna, I'm not, I'm not done it.
I mean, you know how they use balancing rods, so they just use rods?
You could just use your nose as a balancing rod, and we could maybe get past that part.
Oh wow, oh wow, of course!
All of my chances, it's me!
It must be me, obviously I'm just grinding, shut the fuck up.
Okay, we're here where we had to do my skipper.
It could not have been me, it really could not have been me.
I mean even if it wasn't you it would be my fault and I'm fat, so let's be brilliant.
Because somebody slipped, it yanked, it's deathable, like somebody slipped so I got yanked.
I
Will be sunlocked by this one like mistake or I don't know when he gets done lock though. I kind of lock in
Yeah, see
And the yanks like
No
I can't see hello
Go go
Okay, I thought we had to do the buttons
Over here. Let's skip you down over there. Where?
Well, they moved it. They fixed it. It fixed it fixed it fixed weird
Stop stop
Oh
I didn't fall first, it was done
I did jump down there
After a hit
Bro, why are you doing that?
I don't get it
I'm done, I'm over it
How was that my fault?
That's literally your fault!
There is a jump
I just said jump
You jumped into the sky!
Are you dumb?
You have to win for the spikes to hit
Like, I can't
We're so far like you do skips and nobody asked about it without telling us
Yeah, this is before I mean, this is good. I have a good word is that yeah
I mean, what about what we're at the fucking Mario
Jesus
So last chance for you, Polly Ploose.
Yup. This is why he got kicked from TSM.
Yup.
Yup.
71 months.
Yup.
Send it.
That was a scary Sam Hoyt.
It's pretty funny, it's pretty forgiving in a slot, because of the vaulting.
Yum!
It's really yum.
Yum.
Perhaps another yum, for you now.
Oh, not yet!
Yum!
Okay.
Yum it!
Sure!
Oh, help me.
Yeah.
Yum it!
Dip them, dip them in the lava.
Just a little bit of trouble.
Do you want the edge, Wade?
Okay.
Do you want the edge? Just do it, one, yum!
2-1, YMP. Send it.
Yanks pretty hard here, Yanks pretty hard here.
Did you see somebody vaulting? You need to stop it. I think we need to have awareness.
If somebody is vaulting, we need to stop them doing whatever we're doing.
I'm playing noobs, I mean it's just hard to play the noobs.
You decided it again for the millionth time in a row this run.
Can't you just...
Like, bro, I hate you, you always do new strats out of nowhere, with no comms, you just go
with new strats and you're like, oh, I'm gonna do this now, like, over and over again,
a lot again.
Oh man, I can't.
Invite me.
I don't think we do love that one.
We're never gonna finish it.
So I'm gonna baby just like I'm joining it
Guys, we should do it. We should lava like
After like without a lot of our first playthrough is the one I'm gonna never get me
Also, that was me
No, no, we need to remove a lot of thanks for taking Greek, but that literally was
I thought we were still doing the flow state jumping I can't move I'm bugged
We can just do this it's fine. Yes, that's
Guys just trust lava is bad at my thing like listen to chat on this is really dumb like we will never finish the game
Like the segments up top take like some of these some of these are like like the laser jump part
Do that like we might fall ten times before we get it right?
I think love is more fun to chat even if we fell though
Okay, then we're gonna see some of the game ten times and then quit and then right again
I think we should just we should have a group leader and no matter what
But whatever they say, they say, type shit.
We just brainless two brainless zombies, one leader.
Because if you try to start taking lead, it's going to GGs.
And I think Greek should be the leader.
Lava is available.
Thank you.
I mean, just ask everybody.
Do they want lava or no lava?
Just go with that.
like they're no better
like
dude i'm not stupid
of course they want
all they want to do is fucking
they want to go on troll and then leave
Illuminati
it's like they're doing a game poll
people vote but they just don't like it and leave the stream
it adds that sort of suspense where we fuck up it's more funny
alright i said
i said you're being a baby
uh...
is that the same password?
uh... no
well how do you think I joined without the password though?
me?
maybe I could just click on you and join
yeah I can
yeah you're just joining your session, right?
well, well look
73 month swazers X why haven't you played marathon? I think you would like it a lot
Hey, how can I be positive falling off the edge here? Well, I mean the middle of the log like
Like it's like who you're gaslighting you
Well, I look at this we just get we all get pulled by by great fucking falling off the edge
I mean, how hard is it?
I'm about to flip and swear if you keep flipping and blaming me yeah that was a great
salt all right move on yeah sprint yeah stop coping you fell off
do you want to escape the flames that was not just either how could I get pulled
by Jesse when he's next to me how could I get how I could I get yanked at my
Somebody was next to me on a closed chain. That's brain dead
Why was that you funny wait it was you
Really chat really bitch
Really
It's gonna get blamed on me every time
Yes, yes
Wait, this is got no lava?
No.
This is lava.
Good.
You're losing your distance.
Wait, there's no lava on the floor.
Yeah, it's right here.
It's a right cast of seabed.
You'll actually end your standard chains of skating from here.
I bet 10 souls you'll fall long before you catch even a glimpse of sunlight.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you're pushing in there.
We have a fucking E-Waggermond.
That's not going to, you're not going to eat it.
You're going to eat it.
I'll never do it again.
All right, who's the group leader?
Me.
Is it Greek?
Because we have to, anything, we make them the group leader and that's it.
Okay, just go back.
You be the group leader.
Two, one, go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go
Just how long them to like explain you know, we're gonna do a go always a similar
Okay, when I when I think it's safe and because I see you guys
I'm gonna say go and wait like half a thing after go after go you just you go okay
Process then you go you know I'm saying yeah
Go
Send it
Send it
Greek I wish I have your big piece of pounding my mouth check spam talk talk talk talk if you agree
Wait
Right side it
Yeah, we're not gonna be together here. Just just play that play that play out
I mean you went too far forward and then you push forward.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I've noticed I'm not arguing this.
I'm not arguing this.
I'm ashamed right now, brother. Shade.
You're doing great.
Like it. Like it.
Bro, bro, I'm not even moving it.
I'm gonna get a gang to see what's what if she's backwards. Hey, though, you're far. Please you slept your dog shit
Okay, those they're maybe he's right. He's right like you know fuck off
Okay, okay, you need to take a car. Believe the legs. Yeah, hey, man. You're being dog shit. Oh
Really?
No, no
No
I
For a full run play it play it as if it is like for night
No, you can always like like just get a small pause so that we could like for recent kid. I mean yeah, I know you be lining is crazy
I know I'm just amazing
I don't know how to
No
No
No
No
No
Oh my god
It's like Jesse could force in a little bit
Yeah, I'm Bob.
No.
Go, send it.
Keep sending it, keep sending it.
Send it.
Okay, we're good.
Nice.
Nope.
Nice.
We can win this, we can win this.
We're doing great.
Just wait for each other and play as he is.
Yeah, I thought I was right, I'm pretty sure we could stack it, nope.
See, I'm stuck here again.
Okay, so if we get stuff at a certain point, does the lava come up and kill us?
Yeah, yep.
That's good.
That one was a little bit sticky, good job that was good, give it up.
I do not want to leave, do not wait, wait at the top, wait at the top, go.
Super holy shi-a we cooks, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
I mean
you play beginner you get checkpoints if you play normal you have no gemite if you play
lava then it's a jibbit.
And we decided to play this game out so we just have to walk in like we have the ability
to win this.
I am ready I am ready I am ready I am ready I am ready I am ready I am ready I am ready
There is a city on the right side there, I think I think you are on this.
I don't know why it went. I'm sorry. I think I just was thinking. I think I did right
go I feel any for one guy's chain I think you think is a better game I hate
saying all three actually now that works actually try here there's no go there's no
three two one there's try here there's a million things we can jump up on and he
says try here where the fuck is he go over here here nope no take call it go
go on that corner.
3, 2, 1, go!
Nah.
Yeah, it works, but it's fine.
Does it?
Yeah, it works.
Okay.
I think we would have done it if we could have done it in the normal way.
2!
1, go!
I just don't even know if that works or not.
2, this is your normal way.
It's fine.
Help me.
I'm gonna shoot stuck.
Oh, careful, careful, there's a lava right beneath me.
Uh, no bad guys, you can move it, you'll have to move it, you'll have to move it.
Yeah, yeah, I gave him some slack on me.
There you go. Nice.
It's just going on the way around the line.
Wait, wait, I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
now oh yeah but can we just do it in the normal way this yep I don't know what
we're doing but we're trying to do like what the fuck was that never do that
again yeah I mean since you guys you guys are trolling like okay well yeah
we're both like me and just yeah we're playing with Charlie we're
pulling against you okay now blame me stop here go on the way out no you
Bro, Bro, you don't get it. We get it. You don't get it.
Oh, I'm wrong.
Oh, yeah.
Literally, yes.
No, you like.
Fuck.
No.
Hey, first one, I'm not wrong.
And second, you're a little kid.
OK, remember that.
As you want.
No.
No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, I don't have something.
I got that.
No.
Holy look at me. You're chatting. Holy or I cannot
Damn holding the world
Literally we're not the few worlds
Holy shit
Look at this
Wait wait I got a huge my dick I got a huge my dick
I can hear it.
You know the rules, sometimes you got an itchy bull sack.
That's what it is.
Did you hit it then? On my screen it hit.
Now you can close on my screen.
On my screen you didn't hit.
I hit it 100%.
On my screen it didn't hit.
As long as you hit correctly you can hit it.
On my screen.
I see her now.
It hit you.
Yeah, of course.
I always did that one.
I don't know why.
I think that one's a little bit tight.
I'll go right through the whole cycle.
There you go.
There you go.
So then.
Yeah, so we're just going to be doing the goes.
he already knows
fuck all the bitches i know
next to the big nicks
sorry
you like to do that?
yeah i'm not
go
now
yum
and i hear it now
yum
it's my birthday today i have turned 23
I get to feel today man in the chat much love excuse the L. Yeah
Well, what I'm young now go
Very nice
He's all right. Yeah, we're cooking this one
Yeah, yeah
It's actually over. Yeah, now we got this all the way to the top. Yeah
Yeah
One to my front, hold on.
Slime.
Fuck, how the hell did that one hit?
It's fine. It's fine. Just come down to this one.
Yeah, yeah, forget it.
It keeps lagging me off. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
Yeah, it's fine. Just be bad with the platoon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Yeah, ready?
Jump.
Jump.
There's one on the crease here.
I got you.
Thank you.
Stop here.
No, wow, that is for Jesus.
Fuck it, I'm doing this.
Stop here.
Okay.
Go.
You can just hold W.
Yeah.
Alright.
Hey, just hold W.
He's on.
No, no. no, no, no.
No, no.
Green's mind.
I'm, I'm, I'm self on.
No, he really is green.
Please.
Sorry.
I was just following the flow.
I thought we're floating.
I'm gonna try.
I'm not going to.
I'm just gonna try.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not going.
I'm just gonna try.
I don't know.
Yes.
No.
Stop.
No.
That's on me.
Okay, this time we gotta wait. Let's just let's just study the no, no, no, no, you do middle right left and this symbol middle right left
What do you mean middle wait go?
Go
Damn, you're so smart eggs. I mean ready go
All these round the Lord's round the Lord's
Chill chill chill, let's get in sync
Oh
We've always chill
If you look sideways it was better yeah, it's one doing now
Okay, I didn't vote once
Okay, yeah, you should go look sideways to do that one. It's because you're chain one. Well, we do that
We're gonna in front so like you're working we get yanked go
Yeah
Sorry, go. I
Mean being too good is actually being the worst if you think about it
Yeah, exactly
And you banned check this code see you in two years
So what you guys eat
I am actually gonna fast today really oh my god
I can't get down. Hi. Are you doing the run or done? No. Okay. Is that a vent still up?
Oh yeah. Can't believe that. Nope, barely enough. There it is. Why are people making
in front of me for saying event what else is it?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'll be a spad at one of those.
If a ramadamcon, OK, I guess it's
like an event like ramadamcon.
There's not like a con or anything.
It's like a proper thing.
An event is like generic.
An event can be anything.
Like, this is an event what we're doing now.
Yeah, I guess.
GSC is toxicity.
It's a double XP event, holy.
Holy shit.
No. No. Oh, I thought I'd get to that one. That one kind of made sense though to get to
the top and then go down. Oh, we're just not on the same page. We're just not on the same
page at all. Oh, good. No, no, no, no, no, no. You have to stay calm and just get
ready to the backstrap and then yank. You know what I'm saying? I was thinking of
get the top one here yeah yeah and then you know all months no big jump on this
this one
Jack, did they fix this one at all?
No.
They're still trying to cheat.
No.
Stop.
I'm cheating.
No.
After a hit drop.
Wait for the hit.
Drop it up.
No.
Good job.
We're actually cooking.
this is the speedrunner
that's fine
go
i'm saying go and you're going on you're going on
no i delay all the time
Okay
Go
That's a bad
Where are we? I have no no that
This ain't too bad
Look, there's a bit here. This is good. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Just have to do the whole thing over again
Okay, but by the way that shit's like I have to do it for really early
I'm sure the thing in the game is a static or static for you, right?
They're constants.
Jack, Jack, if you think the things that are the game aren't those the constants?
I need a clip of that.
Oh, did he hit the laser and that's why you did that?
Why would a game give you fucking server-side visuals?
Visuals. That doesn't make any sense at all.
There's no way any game works like that.
Go.
Well, there is server-side.
Even for me, too, you get hit in the car every time when you don't get hit.
So it's not even like a thingy thing.
Yeah, but that's me directly with the game.
The game giving you the permission back, though.
That's not the game just doing its own thingy.
Stop.
Stop.
I
Ex my friend Johnny here is a 25 year subscriber. Can he get a welcome to the jungle? Can you wax?
Please
Listen there. Thank you send it
Please
No, but that please
Ready please do somebody if you want to do something to it. Yeah, well, no
Go, back there.
More fun.
Back there, yeah.
Go.
I forgot about the, about the, uh...
I love this fucking send it, cool.
Like sending it actually makes me so happy.
Go.
Oh, but it is just walkage, walkage. No running on.
Hold on.
Yeah, chill, chill, chill, chill.
You see any, if he says, leave me, Volte.
If somebody's Volte nor is slowing down, you slow down.
Go.
Okay, just chill go
Just walk it
It up don't like don't like it on again go
You know
Send it
Go. Send it. Go. You're fine. Stop. Oh my god. Go. Whoa. Go. Sorry. No, that's fine.
I don't know. I didn't descend it. I'm back older. We're doing good though. Go. See. Go.
Yeah, just send it to now just play the game
I never need to be more aware about each other like
Okay over here
If he falls or if you fall and you can you go forward at the back of four is it don't make a mistake it falling
It's not a mistake here, right? It's very slow. They're very very slow
No. Greg don't like it. You're liking it. You're going to yank us. You will yank us.
Okay what am I going to do now? Let's go. Nope, nope. You're going to yank us. Alright
chill chill. This bit sucks low key. Yeah, because you're liking behind it. We just
We can do the running down the new one, why don't you?
Like a little longer in your things, you're doing like, like taps, just w, w, w, w.
Holy nails.
I
Chill chill
No stress chill
myself
Let me just take a minute, let me just take a minute, bitch.
For what?
Mama.
Just because I'm stressed out.
I didn't do the skip right there.
Go.
They didn't fix it.
That way.
What are we doing?
Cheating.
Walk in.
I invented this tip, by the way.
Ready all the way all the way across there go
Go
When actually go I'm always gonna wait at the ledge. Yeah, yeah, of course. There's no Jarvis. We're doing that's good
Okay, this is okay. This is good. This is good. Okay. Um, oh, I see. I think you you
you you fall. One right, one left. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, you guys go right now
Well right and then we're gonna call you we're just gonna come here great. Yeah, we're gonna hold W when he says go go
Oh
Sit down
Good back good back we say we say
3, 2, 1, go.
3, 2, 1, go.
On the pipe, pipe, pipe, pipe.
Good job, boys.
Stop, stop.
Go.
Great, great, great.
You're lagging all the time.
You're lagging behind all the time.
Why are you behind so bad?
Wait, wait, wait. If you do this, by the way, we're about to go to a part where if you do that, we're all dead.
Into it.
14, I'm gonna give it a shot.
Oh yeah. Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Here.
Go.
Stop here.
Go.
24 months, holy legs.
Watch it.
QC
Okay, okay, listen listen over here you're just gonna follow the vibe okay now when you land you go in
What are you letting we follow it?
We follow it
Jump yeah, yeah, okay?
Ready?
All the way to jump when it comes back.
When I say, when I say go, when I say go, it means
you stop, and you do the mechanic, and then we continue.
Yeah?
OK.
Yeah.
OK, go.
That was the worst go.
Wait, wait, wait.
I mean, go and jump up.
He told us to go.
We left.
Wait, wait.
I didn't say go and walk on the laser.
What you told us to go. Yeah, don't go the laser when it's going now. We go. Am I dumb?
Yes. Wait, I went but I'm just in the laser.
Go.
He's trying to figure a way out to play but right now it's easy.
You said go I didn't say tuck the laser and eat it. What the fuck
So, it's up.
Go.
Okay. Holy shit, we're so behind now, that's insane.
Go. Go. And then play it up, play it naturally. Send it.
Yeah, well, when we're playing naturally, just straight away for the Vultures.
Yeah.
Go. Go.
Fuck you chances. Oh, you see finger. Oh, no
No, no, I said it
Okay, we just played out just walk it normally
Yo, stay tight, stay tight. Just, just, women's leader, match your leader, and they stop if you're in trouble, yeah?
Stop.
Oh my gosh.
No.
No.
No.
You need to get a smile around those corners.
It's, it's really not our...
Let's see how many...
Okay, well, I find that bit difficult. It's allowed
Because when you have a mistake is like yeah my back
My mistake
When X makes a mistake is like my bad guys my mistake when Greek makes a mistake
Every time
And wait a minute, why those two events good? Hey, yeah, my bad. I said I find it difficult that bit
You're gonna have to slow down on that and if we stop talking and then we stop it
We'll stop talking. I've been stressful for me. Okay, then we're stuck in there again
Fine, we're all just gonna love each other. Fuck it. Fuck it
Look at me that way. She fucking wears man. Fuck is wrong with you
29 months much love streams helped me a lot in the recent moths
Motherfuckers, your head unit's gonna join your life with a fucker.
At least their new content tour is this first completion, XQCL.
Where's your vision?
Bro, just fucking blow air out of your nose and float us to the top.
Okay.
Like a jetpack.
Okay.
I'll do that.
Okay.
That's it, you're not gonna get it.
I don't give a shit anymore, fuck Rick.
That's not good though.
They tilt play.
Wait here, wait here.
Don't.
We're pros at that part.
Yeah.
Keep holding control to run like it's on my grass.
It's not control shift.
I keep holding control nice
All right, let's talk about that one though
Hey
That's what I do
Go
Yeah, buddy sideways sideways go go you're on there
It's all good. Two, one, go.
And the wall's up here.
We're doing great.
Go from there.
This bit?
I didn't shuffle it too much on that.
The other bit? I do.
It's the same thing as though honestly.
It's not up.
Go!
It's all good.
Whoa!
Go!
Let me stop.
I should like vaulting on this one.
Go.
Go.
Yeah, I think on those jumpers, I think we wait as soon as you land it.
Because otherwise we get yanked. Go.
Stop. Stop.
Descend it.
just play it play now see now you're pissing me off we can play we can wait we can go slower on
this corner bit this corner bits hard I'm telling you see there we go there it is you fell that time
told you I fucking told you do you want to talk about that do you want to fucking talk about
We've got a long little journey ahead of us, so we've got plenty of time to talk about that, Sam.
I know...
That is difficult.
I picked X-Tron.
Are you going to hit?
Are you going to hit?
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, okay.
Next, next.
Alright.
Anything you say?
I'm going to act.
Like nobody's talking for the next ten years.
You're on ten years time now.
After a second of dumb shit.
I'm not going to fell down.
Fucking moron.
Fuck.
I'm not going to fell down.
I'm not the one with a banana! I'm not the one with a banana!
You told us to rush! Your energy was rushed!
I said no! No!
Your energy was rushed!
I said play as is!
I said take your time!
The lava's coming now! The lava's coming!
Yeah, but he did technically say if someone falls there it's the leader's fault.
A rare excuse now.
What the fuck? Look at that chain!
Holy shit! A weapon!
Killing mobs!
Jesse, you got really long to know about, didn't you?
Yeah, I do! That was sick!
It wasn't me. It's not Eagle. It just wasn't me. I don't know what the fuck it was. It just wasn't me.
I was like, I fell.
Yeah, but his energy was rushed. It was like, the lava's coming, the lava's coming.
Coach Shepter.
We don't need to rush. We don't need to rush.
No, it's patients. Yo, yo, yo.
When we get up, we need to get up. Just walk it and then we need to start.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we don't need to like rush.
Think of how much time we save on the lava though.
Oh, yeah, okay, I think there's anything very very important
Lacking behind is bad. I agree. It's the worst, right? If you go in front you are just as bad
And at that point you are yanking as good as he is it like you want to paste yourself in the middle of the pack
No
No, I always repace when we're too stack it like
Suppose that Greek is sometimes lags and on these bits he's in front of like
What am I so in front of never?
94 months
you suffer look at the last but don't
even look at the last phone that you
need to be at and center your actual
head
just makes it so easy over here you
want to hit the ball not the store
though they don't get fucked on it
you center always with your head on the
phone
They're lagging behind me, I see.
This way, is it?
Skull on the bones.
Yep.
a little bit of a jump there that's going to be annoying
like it's so stupid
they're fine
ok i think blitz or something
go
nice
stop here stop here if you can
go
wait for the next walk next walk next walk next walk
No
I wouldn't go to the good end I think we're ahead of pace now
I don't think it love this really the issue ever
But can we just go at this pace where we're just taking our time? I don't think it'll catch up
Yeah, but when things get harder up top of what less and less time to fucking to fail and go back down
It won't have like one shot at a tough spot stop
Oh stop here, still.
Let's not go right with all that and do it.
on the corner
no
no
that was good focus i played
Send it
Very nice
Good job, good job, good job. This is it go
That way it's no
Like sorry, I got fucking stuck wait, we're gonna stop somebody at our edge
go go right go very nice holy shit where we're at right yeah now we're cooking
Just follow it when it goes away.
Stop at the end.
Go.
We're making mad games right now.
Yeah.
We're straight cooking now.
We are then.
Yes, we are.
You want to try it?
I'll try it.
Oh my god.
We should just like start to the original driver.
Just have practice.
You're gonna have to follow the blade and make your ass things gonna get hit.
well you need to kind of wind it up a little bit
that's all good
that's good, that's good
watch the holes in the ground
what holes?
alright
the butt hole
oh my god that's the one where the x-ways gets hit
yeah
What are Jesse maybe other than you driver why we go ahead though I
Think it once you didn't get it once
Next go everybody yump
Oh my god that's place.
Yup.
You don't even have to straight it up unless you use jumps in place and serve it in the
middle here.
Yup.
Yup.
Okay.
I mean it's obvious like, some things just help this.
It was obvious.
It was obvious.
Oh it's obvious!
It's the same thing we've done at a fire.
Two at a fire.
I know but like what if we're going to jump backwards and stuff.
He's right when I do it at a good age, yo
Just walk just walk here
Don't just don't move
Yo, don't why why are you why are you jiggling like that?
I'm didn't even click the fucking button. No, no, he was not you motherfucker. Oh, no, no
No
But we didn't even know who he yells at it could be me you or child
I mean the only one is a fucking fair like for no reason. Oh, you're just a yellow. That's what you are
Okay, and you're a jiggle boss. I said send it
Oh
metal metal metal go
okay ready go all that one wait
jump sideways
oh god that was our best run right yeah stop here
go yeah you just go you just die if you felt that way three quart now go on
what was three done now why you like on it okay it's all good I mean my fish
is gonna like right on that big target of yours I mean I know your brain is
lagging so I would be scared about you fucking disliking
dumb fuck
bruh
you're lucky we ain't face-to-face
you're just lucky
yeah you fucking crush me
yeah I would be pulled to the gravitational pull of your fucking massive orbit
I'd just really shot a clap in your cheeks if you talk shit
yeah I know
so basic I was fucking I was in help of my nose and just slip right in good one
good one buddy good one all right lock in now please thank you all right look
Look, I found the layer. Look.
It's a skinny hat.
It's a skinny hat.
So trolling.
Yeah, but I'm locked in now.
Yeah, come on.
I could be carrying you guys as per...
Okay, this time, follow me.
Like, follow me.
I will follow the leader.
Okay, then you go here.
Then you go here.
It's all the other way.
I
Done it we fell down
This is a new game
Oh, I need to be like a good reason about this I make a new runner
Oh
Okay, so I mean that basically even like like a game differ
Always pause before it I think that's just good tempo. Yeah, I get you're gonna make it just always
Okay, that was a that was a fair cool though, that's it. No
Sideways jump
Go
No, very nice. What kind of steering this?
So I have to water to the top. What is that?
It's fine. Don't look up. No, we'll
So
Okay, over here again when you land it do not go forward it because if somebody somebody's vaulting it you're gonna yank
I stop here stop okay go okay so when you land away stop that's up this is a good
Go.
Fun.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Go.
That's good.
You really get it.
Send it.
Send it.
Wait a little bit.
Send it.
Send it.
Send it.
Send it.
I'm gonna speed run this once we get good at it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I think we're back to the record go
Send it
Yeah, I don't jump on any of these parts of it seriously
Okay, okay, this is the part we need to kill
What did we learn last time guys if you're the leader and you're ahead it you wait
It's your as that go too far
So I mean though draw your head on the log see yeah
Have a downwards evil camp draw with your head
And if you have to you can always tap it a or D only I just move a house
I'm close.
Careful.
Be careful.
Let's not do the fast-forward challenge.
of
stop
it's not something I was going to offer
Pay it to go take a piss real quick. Pause the game for like three minutes. He'll be right back. Thanks my boy
Shall on my brother
good job guys I did a glitch
Nope.
Nice.
Is that my dear corner?
Go.
Your nose casts shadows.
Easy.
We're cooking.
stop again edge walk it just walk walk walk walk
bro I said pause it I can't call you to
many more I really need to go
oh
Bob Greek sleeper rage and activated
code word banana jump off the edge of
your left and you guys are close to it
Greek Goddex in a special a laugh
cold chat
stop stop stop it's up full stop full stop okay go next donna is weird champ
that's fine sweet wait I stopped this under that go
go
Go.
Beautiful.
Okay.
Go.
Sorry, I did something crazy.
Okay, yeah, that's...
Stop here.
Just walk it, walk it, go.
Yo, shut the fuck up, bitch, ass, go.
Stop.
Go.
Okay, slow.
Don't call me a bitch, ass.
You fucking pussy bitch.
Don't call me a bitch, ass. You fucking pussy bitch.
Watch out, I'll fucking pipe out here.
Here comes the Greeks, the Greeks, uh, I don't fucking see it.
Stop.
Previous don't always cringe.
Alright, go.
Just piss myself, I hope you fall in the two minute sex, QCL.
Go.
Okay.
Ready, go!
Stop me, go!
Yep, don't keep on go good job
So I'm here go
56 months love you. Thanks for getting me through everything. Yeah, I went fast up here go
Okay, this is the this is a hard part in the game, and I'm not getting it because I do think it go right side
Okay, do machines
like these things I'm doing this is the one part of that we all tell all right
hold on okay come here okay ready easy go stop stop full stop go fun catch on
a cat's a link to chesney oh my god understand who hit what it's a lager it's
like if you like you ain't you jump I have to jump I have to I have to leave
nothing I think I'm lagging behind let me lead on that part
if you welcome me to the jungle I'll give to random chatter as a
The X leaves the L, no?
Okay then.
Last one to type PFFTG to get to sub.
Um, yeah, we can let you lead it.
On that.
Go.
On that part you can lead because you're lagging.
We can probably make up the lag for sure.
Yeah, yeah, I know what's happening.
Just drop.
Drop it.
Another drop.
We might get decent to reverse the ink though, which is worse, but I think it's fine. It's better than the other one.
I call all the no-jump just dropped at these.
Yeah, I could just get used to you doing it. Let me get synced in with you.
I don't think it's like...
Just go send it! Full send it! Full send it!
Yep. Good.
How do you...
I think this is a...
Nope.
Oh
I want to do the full same like the last time
Oh, oh you didn't do that time
No
Let's just walk it.
Stop here.
Go.
Stop here.
Go.
Looks like you're riding my dick right now, this boat.
Oh, wow.
Very nice.
A nice slim dick.
Right here.
Stop here.
Go.
What's up?
Go.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Go.
Get ready. Go. Go. Go. Go. Good job. Go, go, go. Good job we made it back there. I'm
telling you, this single is the worst in the game. Stop here. I thought it was a whole
my bad
Single player mode right there. I just lost okay over here like I didn't want to be something at like kind of early on
Okay, great. You might have to go in front like all me and then you call the go and then do this
Go jump. Does that make sense? I'm just gonna say three. Okay, good
to get it ready
Just when I say go
three two one go that's that's three two one go high excuse me can you well
three two one go go out go out go out go out go out go
wait wait this is the part that's gonna fuck our life okay
first we're gonna get across it i think we might have to run here though
i think i think i think oh no oh my god guys please
guys we okay you you are going to have to do
You okay, we're gonna yank here. Yeah ready. Okay. When you say go you run jump not not good
Really do the thing when I say go then I start running and yeah, it's your one
When I say go I'm gonna when I say go that's when I start sprinting and jumping. Okay. Okay
Okay, three wait three wait
Hey, you know you don't need the time after you we stop at the end we stop two one go
stop stop stop stop me up help me up help me up help me up help me up help me up help me up
help me up yeah you're saying you're saying stop okay when you walk down there you stop spamming
it you're fucking but I didn't touch anything okay okay hold on okay I don't know what to do here
Loki okay, okay, we go against it
Follow it and then just follow me when I say go ready. No, no, no, okay
Yeah, how you do it? No, no, no, no, no, you say you say you say you say you say
That's how you do it the other way round. No, no, no, no, no
Fuck you. I'm gonna I get that was wrong. That was wrong
No, no, no!
Alright, pull it a bit.
X.
If we land on this though, we win the game.
We won!
Oh!
We won!
Easy!
We win!
So, who actually got knocked off there?
Like, whose fault was it?
Can we see a clip?
We're lagging behind a bit of a center-gamer behind us.
Er, bar review, bar review, bar review.
What review?
Like, like, I'm, listen, I'm alright to take the plane, but that time that was not
100% in the wrong and didn't go at the proper part
That game's actually become better gamers together. This is a good learning experience yellow key. Okay
That game was super fun though. Hi key
The law is not for us. Yeah guys. Yeah, we were at like 8% of the game like what lava is up level
That she was so fun
I
Um, it's a bit forcing almost one today, you know that
No, it was a close
He did he just didn't have wood
Okay, and sometimes I'm in I could be at the fucking stronghold at fucking ten minutes
All I'm missing is rods and fucking ender ender pearls like holy shit
I'm just saying it's way closer than I fucking thought it was.
It's pie of the game, they get the fucking word.
It's five minutes of pause time.
His RTA is 19, his in-game is 14, that's crazy.
Okay.
What's the fastest in the world?
I don't know what to do here, Loki.
Okay, okay, we go against it.
Against it!
Just follow me, when I say go!
Ready?
No, no, no.
Okay?
Go!
Yeah.
Yeah, go.
Wait a minute.
Slow that down.
Slow it down.
Slow it down.
Slow it down.
Slow it down.
How you do it?
No, you're safe.
You're safe.
You're safe.
You're safe.
You're safe.
You're safe.
I'm not.
I'm not.
How you do it?
You have to get the way around.
Oh my god, oh my god, okay, what it's not me like, I don't understand I don't understand
Like I would already been jumping
The wrong way you told us to jump at the wrong time you're gonna go with it you're not gonna go against it
You're gonna have it chasing behind us
What
I told us to go at the wrong time.
Just follow me.
No, you have to go when it's going, because think about it.
If you've been in that way.
No, no, no.
No, but think about it.
Watch it.
If we go when you want to go, we're going to get right into it.
OK, OK, OK.
Both work, but actually you're right.
You're right.
OK, OK, OK.
You're right, but both work.
You're right, but both work.
You're right.
Yeah, we're right.
My way is easier.
OK, sure, sure.
OK, OK, OK.
Then why would we get rushing here then?
Okay, why do you have a big nose?
Okay, I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Okay, so we don't know.
Okay, go against it.
We don't know.
Against it?
Like, we follow it, we follow it, and then jump.
Just follow me, when I say go.
Yeah, okay, ready?
No, no, no, okay?
Go.
Yeah, yeah.
Why does your hair look like you're ready
to join a boy band?
Yeah, that's not how you do it.
No, no, no, no, no, you're taking it.
It's like it's stuck in bedsheet.
No.
When it's like a smore.
No.
These are all questions that mean answering.
I don't actually know.
No, no.
No, there was actually like extreme if you're fast enough in the lab
It's it's it's worse, but it's doable. It doesn't both ways work. It's fine
New cases
Check we could have clutched that
That could have been yeah, but we need to do that again another day because I'm not done with that
I'm just like there's in-game lag plus discord lag
And I'm pretty sure you're an entire second sec juice
Which makes things fucked because you were we noticed it because when you did three two one goes you would move before even yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah exact. Yeah agreed. I actually agree with it
So yeah, it's difficult maybe I shouldn't just be here honestly, you know
Okay, good night. Well, I actually worked I can buy cases
No way
are you playing also or no I mean I'd like to I just feel like you're low key a
little miserable last time yeah because every time listen it's not just him it's
me as well every time I play CS go you're just done yeah but when I'm it
doesn't matter from bad or good a good game would be fun for bad players and
good players the reason the reason the reason I get so well it was done
15 by 15 run was 30 rounds that you have to grind you don't feel any sense of
achievement at all I don't even if you win or lose the game is pretty miserable
little kill issue it's okay well I'm better than your rock league so shut the
fuck up no you're not 100% on me on me he's right yo yo it is less fun to
losing CS and losing in other games.
But can you show your screen?
Yeah. Thank you.
I enjoy losing in League.
Genuinely, I don't mind losing in League.
Like people that from Bumble are losing in League,
they just want to fucking FF and lose instantly
when the one kill is down.
Playing from farther down is how you learn to play the game.
The real game is playing from the way you're behind it.
Everybody can be a hero when you're ahead.
How is it as to play when you're ahead?
Playing when you're behind is having when you play the real game.
Christ, you're dog shit.
Those are the best games, bro.
When you're behind and you end up coming back and clutching,
those are the best league games.
And people try to FF those.
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Don't shit these are always the sense like there's no one swear whatever
tax win oh
I like that you should get that
Because I think that will go up people like that that'll be good with an emerald
This will go up in price for blocks. Yes, I try to do
I mean it's minimal wear if this will go up in price. I think I should skip it
But I'm in one way. I'll buy it. Watch out. Great. I
Mean at four boxes is a scammer like this is just bad money. So I think that is beautiful
Yeah, I think it's very simple and cool. I'm me. I agree with you. I think it's too much going on
It's just the color is good
It'll just go up.
Especially I should have gotten a glove over this way.
Oh fuck!
Oh!
That'll start again?
Watch out Grig and buy.
I don't get it. I'll have it those kind of.
I'll take his.
You can just make the address like 1-2-3-4-ROW.
Yeah but I have to thank my person that don't.
because I'm in this part of my taxes.
Man, I tell you, the 10-gay rest, yo, yeah, my 60k spent on fucking this.
Yes, I won't be false one, by the way.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
And get ready.
Max my 5.
Oh, 0-0-1, lego!
it's a nice float it's probably just light overpay though it's probably not
like crazy all three zeros is better
I want to probably get like an extra dollar yeah
Yikes battle squad wow in usb though nine on seven it kind of hard. It's like a skin set
Yeah, I don't mind it. I actually like the way on these skins
Five zeros the best and for really
Disgusting that gun is so disgusting
Jesus rise that's
It's cool. Hey, there's a lot of cool PP bison's though, they put a lot of cool skins on this
So how about we get a fucking max win glove like one of one like
Well, this is all the only thing they don't open on treatment of good glove and I've only got bagel
like what I open him and
I suppose I used to be blood
Yeah, I
Sat I mostly if I'm asking is it only new gloves or it can you get the old yes?
Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot of them. Yeah, there's a bunch of them
what
just google
watch out greek i'm gonna hide i want this one for the floats
okay
i'm gonna try that for the floats
what's a googie i don't know what that is googie
yeah here comes what is match one right here glove right here bang
Oh, not bad.
Wait, that's a nice skin. Why'd you decline that?
Uh, 70 bucks, I mean, fuck that.
That means 70 cents.
Like, as we hear, like, it watches them.
Yeah, right here.
Like, what kind of skin is this?
Like, this is fucking awful.
Like, why didn't, why didn't include that into the fucking lot?
It's, it's like, it's like, it's like...
Well, some artists can do way better than that.
Like, so why bother...
I just thought of something too, the artists get less money now if you think about it.
Just less skins are being made because like all these shit skins that someone got into the game, people aren't going to buy it.
Yeah but I think they get the loot box for free though by playing it.
So if it's 6 cents they just buy it.
So it becomes the same thing as they don't have to buy it.
Yeah I get it, yeah I get it.
I mean 6 cents, what would you do if it's 6 cents if you had it for free?
Dude, most of you are going to do that.
But like they're only gonna get like
Clearers get flash fever
Instead of like
They get a longstone 30k
Oh wait, oh wait, that's so crazy. What?
Is that good? That's fucked up
I mean
If they I mean supplying the man if they ask honestly that let's be honest
They probably get even that can do it just as good if not better for free
So I mean why would they pay more and
Ran royalty sue we just think they get a percent like even if it's like 1% like just something
I mean you did why did we get the most insane skimming for free. Oh
He'll test it though. I'll take it though. I think I'm writing
I would actually argue that a skin being done out of passion could have a higher quality skin
being done because you're paid to do it.
Yeah I mean that's mostly how it happens.
People just make a bunch of skins and they just throw them on the community thing.
Oh bang!
Oh my god!
Bang!
Do it!
They're nice!
They're nice though!
But that's insane.
Wait!
They're really nice. Don't look at it. These are the beans. These are gonna go up. Yeah, but they're forever
Yeah, they're gonna go up in price big time thousand percent brother. It's full color
Yeah, massive
This is only the only full color glove like oh look at that. That looks so good. Yo, that's right. That's what I got
Dude is this the best ones well is this the best one or is that dick shmeat cartoon one
It looks ugly this one looks better they did you read it red surely why not
It'd be like an off-rack dude that look dude dude that is hard what that's fucking hard
that's hard. But that's straight
heat. What the different color?
like a off brand color red. The
pink or the or fluorescent.
No, but you don't have a sapphire,
right? No, but with something
like this though, yeah, I try
that. Try that. Lock in.
I like that I like the a band better wait really I think about it too flashy
hold on yeah can you do what about slaughter this I think this is less
ready is it not I don't know slaughter is just kind of like a cringe skin to me
wait really yeah it's always kind of been a cringe skin for me
Kind of nice with the life.
Goes with a lot of his penis.
Do you want a multicolour one?
A multicolour one. Maybe my fire nice?
I have a fire nice in here somewhere.
This is going to be nice.
Maybe.
I like that.
I'm not a fan of it.
I'm not a fan of it.
Yeah, no the bay net so far is the best yeah. Oh, what about your Doppler the pink one?
I don't know would that go with it?
For the pink one. Yes. Yes, that one good cool
Good fucking cool I
Hit it
It has to be a
Matt skin they cannot be reflected like if I get a smatter
I agree that skin you need the vise gloves like that's what makes the pink skins look so good
Try black try black try a black knife
Yeah, I try maybe try just a black one
But that's so nice that's a nice though
Huntsman being nice here. Yeah, but the huntsman red lamina. Yeah, that one autotrack. Yep. I could see this
like I'd be fucking with this it's too bright too ready but yeah no do a black
one the gloves of the show not the knife oh my eyes yeah that was bad what
about this one though why we're gonna make it do a black one because the gloves
of the show not the knife all right all right all right all right
what what what what are something simple something like yeah me too yeah because
The gloves are flashy. You don't want to flash it.
Maybe the talent knife default?
Dude, this is my favorite knife I got.
Oh my god.
I don't mind that at all.
That's pretty fire.
What? Is it? That is fire.
Yeah, I know. I'm a designer like Keith.
There's like no red on the butterfly,
Autotronic or whatever.
Yeah, I think Travis is probably my favorite survivor for sure.
It's because the gloves are so flashy, you know, a flashy knife as well.
Wait, wait, where's my- where are my numbulines?
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Like it's ready, I mean we've got one block and in all the rest is all it is
Oh, the glories read it one of the big is that checkably worse than gambling right because there's no yeah, exactly exactly
You you stand only losing in thinking of killing myself
Also Greek you are a fact on us. Yeah, be nice
I'm gonna be over here fucking.
I'm gonna put down our friend man.
I don't know man, weirdo.
What you guys gonna do?
Just throw him in there.
Like, how good does it do?
This skin just kinda sucks.
I can see it though.
Like, just having like a cheap inventory.
Inventory, I could just see it
Are you guys going to the Netherworld?
I would agree, but it looks worn without being worn
Which is why I don't agree with it
Like that's most Galils
Galils always kind of have that look
And I don't know if it's just the Galil texture
But they always look kind of like fucked up
Oh my god, it's good, the fuck out of me
Yeah, your stream boss was the act
Yeah, your stream breaks
The Gator chomps when you shoot
That's it, but is this down it?
Well, that's just well, I don't know they tell you
Give us a hundred fifty bucks and we're gonna give you a piece of fucking dog shit
And then we're gonna make fun of you for it. Yeah, that's what I wanted
Where's my birthday card? Like at least the delivery buddy, you know I'm saying
Do you think deadlock gambling is gonna be insane?
I mean I hope that somebody has Dota where you can like change every part of your character
and like make your own crafts.
Like Dota skins are the best skins in any game ever.
Buy a long shot.
Wait, wait, no, wait, we're about the finals.
They go hard with their skins.
What about Crossfire too?
Do you know?
Yes.
If you think you don't know about any of my daughter skins that you can change every part of your character
So there's a message like there's like 10 parts
Yeah, well, that's how like TF2 was I think too, right? Yeah
So they yeah, good I didn't yeah, yeah, I got a hike for this one
Look at the crown in front of the thing. Yeah, that's what you can't see on you at the gun. Yeah, it's good
Give it ups
some stickers on that my god
i was gonna buy a case that you just buy the skin well but that's all i'm trying to
trade off the shit pinks is that they don't buy this they don't buy the
the cases that they made so that you get those for free
technically but you still sell them you get the case i play in the game and
you'll bring for free you buy if you like it
it's again it's a guarantee of an item that you want if if you if you like
it
Where's the mouth? Oh look at the nuke too. Oh, yeah, it's sick. The Krakos
Yeah, I think this should start I feel destiny like offer it
Like like gloves you know like gloves that like whether the costs are higher if it's scum
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You don't listen to me why does nobody ever listen to gregorx I don't know why
It was a fucking nice try though
It was I mean
There's like overall like 3k loss or more for like the most awful dog shit
The game has ever seen that I'll get it
I mean we had the minimum percentage of both times when fuck this
Whatever, that's right. I'll do good neither
heard that
the next week I'm buying the whole fucking red market I'm showing the whole
fucking thing and we're doing that bunch of reps now that would be so sick
that would be if you get no check it really get a side that way you see
that the gloves
I said they're stopping right before the max win question mark yeah that's gay
even bro we found him
let's see
fifty months while also shower xx i can smell you from here
while some of those are nice
Oh for sure he bought a bunch.
Oh let me see, let me see.
Those are very bad though.
I really like those two.
Those are cool.
You might have forgotten like the best gloves in my opinion.
I really like the, they're just simple, they're simple.
Like, no separation between the fingers and whatever, it's just, just shit, I have a whole...
That and the all white are fire.
Oh, those go crazy. Yeah, those were like that.
Oh, the ultraviolet is so good too though.
Yeah, the all white are that.
Ain't it hard to imagine anything though, there are no knives that match that.
Do they feel like Vice Glove wannabes though, to you a little bit?
I'm going there but I don't know when is the moment.
Yeah, I'm going to Blue Dragons.
What's Blue Dragon?
Wow, Chaser.
This?
Dude, I can't be honest with you.
I think that the design doesn't match the branding at all.
I think it makes it really neat. It's very forced.
Yeah, but you could probably get really good dragons on it.
You know what I mean? It's probably like a pattern.
Yeah, maybe.
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Will the join the server? Yeah, of course I'm in yeah, what?
You have to like this
like a bug yeah wait let me use the vpn why can't you not connect i don't understand it i don't know
i like i was flying around i was exploring i flew past like a hotel in the game and then
all of a sudden my game just started like rubber banding lagging and makes it connect back into
the thing. Yo the deal is again i mean this is insane. Every day i come back
And we are greater than like like they don't give him 400. He's my friend and I'll decide give him like 250
Yo, this business fucking sick. Wait, you guys all my garbage
He will nice everything yeah
He's the girl you can literally just throw it all in the deep up properties
Okay for the nether I think I should use this for sure though
fire dragon I quite really when you have the evidence yeah I wrote them but they
might not be what we're blessed with that
love you fellow you're my favorite streamer ex-qc lx
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oh the belt is useless actually gonna pay this guy or not yeah well I'll be
him like well he's done it for three days so pay him 250 okay that's fair wait
nice business kind of knowing to wear don't know I mean this is too bright I am
a house X look at this look at this X see what my hand a bitch cool man I'm not
changing books and you still do to get there and I grind to all the XP
myself I'd hard work oh really okay you're talking about how do you talk about
why you seem okay like that bitch pussy yeah you're nice bitch ass fuck you
both actually both of you I hate both of you okay clever one might the vibe
Guys now a vibe terrorist wait, how do I I think it's right?
I need battle burrito today. We need battle burritos really burritos. I actually can't
Can you ask the admins?
Yeah, I wrote it in I said
Guys guys we need a bunch of sheep about burritos though
Like what type of brief five that doesn't meets perfect burrito. Oh
Oh
Feral cook do we get spare feral clothes or they use Jesse there they're in my body
It's whose feral clothes are these
Those are probably mine. Oh, yeah, you could you could use them Greek?
I found a heart of diamonds on another can now not worth without wine in it. I mean there is wine at the bunkers
Can I get some buffs?
You need to kill the numbs by the way, it's not always just what they're holding, they
drop it.
Yeah I know, I stand in the middle of the stand, kill me.
Wait, how do I add these things and then that gloves onto the other thing then?
What would I make silver armor?
Oh, also, we have three of the recipes for the Gauntlet thing, we just need to do this.
Oh, what do we need to do? Oh, show me, show me, show me.
Go next to the crafting, or the enchantment table to the right, and in the chest you'll
see the crafting rooms are separated from the other ones. Go on the advanced thing
and like look at them.
Wait, Gauntlet's easy to make?
What?
No, no, without even, don't even look at that. Like just go to the thing.
Did it next to the enchantment table?
Yeah.
How do you upgrade these traps?
Enchantment.
Then to the right of it.
In the chest, no next to it.
In the chest, bottom right ones are the three pieces.
You what?
Just put them inside of the thing.
The bottom three ones, put them inside of the thing.
next to you yeah and then you'll see the recipe it's a secret recipe and you put
those items into a regular thing and bada bing bada boom we have three of the
crafting rune so far for the pieces okay so we do the math then it's easy to
get yeah but we also need the last crafting rune we only have the three
pieces we also there is a man in there that allows us to fly with the
Electra, but we need to find every piece is a piece
Ever will look at all of them so you can learn it like grab all of them
And then look you'll see there's like secret items in the game that you can't get normally
And you have to get a blue is chest. This is elm
Pets
I guess, yeah, but like see that's water talisman and then there that's like a piece
for another piece.
Oh, okay.
You'll need to stack you'll need to make an item and then use that item to make the
next item.
So how do you make anime in the first place?
don't make them it's what we've been finding them out of like whenever we go
to any of those dungeons and shit yeah I don't need books like just flat books I
can't log in I'm gonna cry my like character state it's bugged on the
the server
They know the server I just pressed tab
No, I'm not like it won't let me bet
Many books
Rocketing why no really yes, you guys can do a duo. I was hyped for this. What the fuck?
I know me too, but I thought it was fixed. I I left them. No, they said it was why only you can join though
I
Like we saw your router me now I changed but I used to VPN and try it did it hold it for night. Oh
Your IP is cooked. Yeah, but maybe I can white list you
Hey guys, we have any lapis
Restart servers they did they did a full reset and we need you need to be rewrites on the oh, you know, I see
Okay, so let X do it because he knows you're not bad at spelling.
What do you mean?
I can't, I'm not an owner.
Yeah, you do.
You have off.
I get you have off.
So how do I give you a slash whitelist space, Jesse SMFII?
Wait.
Yeah, good luck.
Okay.
good luck get went through I guess I don't know I thought I thought you had to what is
your IP address Jesse SMFI I oh did it now yeah yeah actually
nobody's name that like well there's a reason I don't have the name maybe
They do it, they do it, right?
I did it.
Someone took the name.
For me.
They don't know.
I didn't watch it.
I didn't watch it.
I'm gonna flush my DNS.
That might be a good idea.
That reminds me.
I need to flush my toilet.
I've got to.
I'm just stupid.
Guys, where the fuck is the mother suck in it?
Guys, where's my Atlas?
Like that I had last night.
Oh, you laughed at that.
What's that?
I hate when people take my backpack.
I fucking hate it.
So I only said it because that's something that you would say.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Bro, how do I, which one's the correct one then?
It's just a bunch of Mac, like, Windows, there we go.
It's whiteless added.
It's whiteless added.
Added it.
Nope.
Alright, I'm going to flash my DNS.
Where's the lapis, guys?
I flushed it.
Guys, where's the left face? I'm not going to mind it.
Oh, we don't have any.
Actually?
Yeah.
It's really case sensitive.
Please respond, happy people.
How did you get left this?
Yes, a meadow needs to have us at least.
Where we actually begging.
Can anybody get in the meadow?
I have to go to the battle tower again and fuck me.
Yeah, it was so weird. I was like flying up into a hotel and like a proper bandit.
I could never ping back to the server.
Oh, so you were cheating.
No, I was looking for lappies.
I got my eyes on you guys where the big towers that I think last time you get
raise paid every time you get to X
Jesse you're not the type of guy to cheat the triple somewhere in here
Oh, single tower has where the Lapis is at.
Is that a cure?
Is that a cure?
Yeah, I think so. I'm like in a broken chunk.
Is there a way, can you TP me, like now?
Like, can he do it if he's off in-game?
No, you're not in-game here in TV, isn't it?
But is there a command, perhaps, that he could do?
I
Yeah, that's a chat. Yeah
One G great game need to be I just
I'm a little bit busy here
Okay, so what am I doing? Oh
Life is my old base you're right
X, why can't you do it right now?
I don't know the commander!
To TP Jesse to you!
How do you expect me to know the commander?
It's slash TP space Jesse SMFI I space greek God X
Okay, give me a second.
No, you're not in the unit, you're not in the unit, you're not in the unit.
You're not even on mine.
I'm gonna TP you.
If you need to change his player file on the server set his offline location
Wait
With anybody how do I change how do I change my DNS to 8.8.8.8?
The what
Wait, I pinged Battletail over here but there's none.
Alright, never mind.
Jack, it says Battletail but there's none.
Maybe I misspained it?
It's weird though, like it won't even let me ping to the server, like I don't see it online.
It's so weird.
Yeah, why don't we have a triple shooting like Geniuses in chat?
Like isn't that somebody who's like fucking locked so when like he's fully bricked
We need like a brick Chad
We've got plenty of guners in the chat
So if there's anything about like porn stars that we need to know any updates
Any bricks Chad's
It's about ours, I think I I do just
I'm gonna reset my router. I'll be right back
now the 20 minutes yep are you kidding me do I not do it but apparently it's in
the game oh no I mean if I was a kid that was bugged it mean you would stop
paying the server though right yeah I don't ping to the server at all oh my
I said he did computer English or engineering for universities
There's no other solution than changing your user files saved in the server
What's the name file
It's something to do with like the bad ones have to do it
Oh, I have to go in a server internally and it changed your your idol tears location over
Yeah, but it might not even be that either though because I can't even ping to the fucking server is that it
Yo, what is this place?
Turn off your firewall pretty sure that shit's always off
Yo, let's make random bug happen
Hi, XQC
Okay, what kind of village is this?
This is a useless village with no loot. Please do not visit it.
Alright. Bad loot, but maybe there's lapis on the walls though, no?
There also could be lapis on the walls.
Alright, look if it's on the walls and thank you for the information.
Welcome.
Okay, I didn't do anything either.
Is there anything I can physically do to help you right now, Jesse?
I'm gonna just create now that's gonna be okay yo is this a
nuclear bunker going to Mexico one chance isn't it good in there a nuclear
I mean, I want to go to the Nether, yo, yo, let's go to the Nether, but not do anything
that we haven't done yet you know me I'm so but can we see if we can help you see
for it yeah there's nothing you guys can do just play no that's not that's not
sure because we didn't dig those properly
maybe the problem is that what we think it is although we need dragon now so we
go there that would be aura I have a restricted net oh that type and then that
type that means that wow I actually don't know how to fix that you would have to
reroute your shit to the one little one or to Google's default assembly nope
so if I open my ports yeah port 40 that's it that's all I have to do is open
my ports but how did they close in the first place yeah eight eight eight oh
reset reset mega-jazz really
wait what use dragon eyeball for or x-ray but I can't oh I'm done that right
It's um, not that one or three.
More lapis and x-ray with the- yo.
This bubble gives me x-ray.
Wait, guys, who is not caught-linted?
Definitely not Cochlin.
Wait, is it Phenomus?
Actually?
I'm gonna look on the map.
It's just a rat, apparently.
It's a cobalt enemy that drops money.
What was money, though?
Like, what do you mean by money?
DCP or UDP?
Ah, physically.
I'm just saying shit, okay?
Okay.
Are you serious, eggs?
You're so smart.
Use UDP.
Okay.
I'll select you toxic.
It's like Mario, Mario Bros. 64, that I'm saying?
Yeah, that I'm saying.
It's like very chill and happy.
Happy, happy, happy.
Be happy
TCP is java. UDP is the bedrock barely some guys. It's a denture. I think I believe him, but I'm still gonna say
Now tower bits ruined though
Like this was only
Oh you found- oh nevermind.
I read something online where it's like just flying islands that have floor of lappies.
That's what I was trying to find and then I fucking- my shit literally just crashed.
And I was jonesing too.
Oh wait, some other types.
Ah, not Rwinde.
Go in here?
Nope.
I have to go down here though. I'm not a big fan of this. Get ready to warm up. Have
Anyway
There's this one's laughing
Like oh
No, I'm not down here. What you start
Oh my god my damage is in it. My damage is actually buffed in it.
You kill it? Yeah.
I got a bunch of weapons, was well in.
Germany, oh no.
Thanks, oh, got it.
Jesse Reboot PC is not work.
Joe Spevacax.
And reboot modem.
You shouldn't need to change anything if it works the same.
Jesse, reboot PC, if not work, or reboot modem.
I mean, how does this shit, I hate,
that's what I hate about computers.
How did you finally have to do it?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Now he has to reboot his PC, change his ports,
like what did he do for it to do that?
Like, it's so annoying.
like computers are fucking like the the the the work
humans were stuck in uh... and me
the goal of the way that we're gonna be like
they're like how are they're actually have to like fix cars
we're gonna be like that
yeah the chosen ones that that that
if AI fails like we come in like
the heroes
I'm gonna have to get a sphere for the light.
Yeah, I know.
A minion. There's a minion one, I see that.
I didn't see this works.
Yep.
I'll block the lack of the ability.
Guess he had the worst luck.
The other day he randomly lost his weapon.
Like, the mission ran them away.
It just disappeared.
No, no, it gets sucked out of you.
It's normal. It's normal.
No, they were serviced.
They were to be found and we like...
Maybe somebody was wearing it though.
There's more left in the lobby?
There's no mob like that, no.
Alright, thank you.
And sometimes it does glitch under the slabs, I've noticed.
Yeah, so we broke all the slabs.
So we broke all the slabs and it wasn't there.
Wow, that's insane.
Are you on the premise?
Yep, I'm making a holy weapon now because I'm on it.
Wow, that's actually really sadder.
It was this.
Oh, the rats, the rats, yo, is that a fairy or a rat with your looter?
Uh, yeah, there was no, oh, the rats, there was rats.
Yeah, but I mean, we killed every mob.
Yeah, but they go away though.
Computers are like human bodies.
Anything can go wrong.
That's why I need to have curses of secession on my next weapon.
That's what never happens again.
And there's more here, attention to the bottom of it, attention to the bottom of it, it's
gonna be good right?
Alright, here's what it is.
You guys do a duo here.
No!
Keep trying, please!
I really can't, there's no admins awake, I don't know what to do.
Like how are you gonna pay them all this money and they think they can sleep?
Yeah, exactly.
Let me spoil you exactly you work for us now even pay them. No
No, I'm pretty sure it's this for free. Okay, so what?
Yeah, and they're not like
Still a job I
Street retreats the gaze
The challenge demanding it
Yeah, exactly, and we didn't back down. Yeah, he doesn't do the order the orders. Yeah, exactly by the universe
and restart your thing
Honestly your best bet right now is to go into bed put on some romantic music candles and just straight go into sleep
Oh, you're in I just I directly joined
How how I did it right? Well, that's what we do what?
No, I direct connected instead of an ad server thing like it was just like I was trying to directly do it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you like it's making me really break to change your place
You know what's going on here me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I changed the ASAP
By the way guys, I just got I don't mean to brag it
14 lapis was only blocks already. We are waiting to get in the server
Are you just the goat of just everything at this point?
Yeah!
Fuck yeah.
Alright.
Are we getting?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh
So much blaze powder man, it's my new yesterday. What was that is it a
There's got blown to smitha rains
On
Button flash
my mood improves so much when I'm playing Minecraft
yeah same I feel like it's fun I feel like I'm clear
when I was playing Rocket League I can't believe I'm gonna see this but I'll
start to hate Jesse
yeah okay yeah sure I was gonna hate you really better
like more usual
he's like woke up and the first thing he did was go into a rank match
He's like, yeah, what's up guys?
Yeah, um, yeah, I'm ready.
But I'm really, I did fine.
Oh, you let in like two girls to be given a foot.
Yeah, after that you do that again.
Yo, man, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I need to mend it.
Wait, how do I un-whitelist someone?
I gotta un-whitelist that other Jesse.
Someone's lured, this is all lured garbage.
A whitelist?
The skinny Jesse.
Oh, the drunk.
You cannot remove Jesse, S-M-F-I, kind of whitelist.
The flame is bad. Bad. The flame is bad.
You never added them?
No.
Alright, come to the base for your gift for helping me.
No, that's not good. You can keep it.
I'll have it if he doesn't want it. Shit.
I'm not going.
I'm here.
I
Find it's good
Yeah
Yo
Really yep
No, thank you what the fuck oh
My god brother what?
Yes, okay, bro. I have a full live a full roll of xp
That's what we do you should see my enchanted chest it's it is impressive
yo combo three vamp agility to vampirism to advance protection viper to upgrade
potential swift slash to strengthen vitality purging blade five mending
life steal two in a berserk and venom to quiz guys favor for that three
asher start like I when I make my next weapon it is done for and I learned how
to like do the books right so you can get the max out of it to like I'm been
it's come on no stop my look at me stop I need to get books and I need to send
the fatality again get your magic the thirty two first the magic near magic
32 why magic mirror why don't we want that shit well recall potions just
mad annoying these don't have them
sucks a bunch of bugs holy shit looks like they'll like sorted the enchantment
look chess to that's great I'm gonna put a lot of love is always in the
the chest you deserve the tax they were done last night by the way can I get a
welcome to the jungle please you give Bill's money or not Max I went a lot
sure yeah so I just rolled the book with it
So what am I looking for exactly?
Can you give me what it would look like?
You want like combo, you want agility for your pants, you want vampirism because you
can stack blood steel and vampirism together.
What about Jagged Rake?
Nope.
You want Viper?
You want Invenom'd, you want Swifter Slashes, you want Purging Blade.
Wait, Purging Blade?
Yep.
Actively Booked Textures, what is that?
What about Pen 4?
No.
I mean I can't get a win on this like what this is dog shit
Bro you should see our enchant chess we have
Like I probably used five times the amount of XP I just gave last night
Climb Climb Climb Climb Climb
I don't want that shit check
Um, versatility?
No.
This is lame.
This is lame.
I'm gone.
No, this is like hours.
I don't do this all stream.
This is annoying.
I mean, I'm changing max hours every time.
Combo one?
Yeah.
But two.
You don't have combo.
Yeah.
I would have combo.
I would have combo.
I would have combo.
I would have combo.
I would have combo.
I would have combo.
I have a couple three well you're gonna have to make a new weapon and if you make nunchucks you're gonna need that combo
Wall running grab L
Okay
Complexity L
purification's good that's so we can because if you if we get pitch for
gation five which were pretty close we can just do the villager thing and it's
it's over it's complexity pretty good luck potion is that a game bit of shit
you sure luck wasn't someone said that was what did you say
I'm actually quite happy that you got back on it, yeah I know that was that was stress
yeah that's right I was getting a real nervous
I couldn't play even like when I wanted to play yeshers
Yes, I'm saying you can even play off-stream either
I'm gonna bring a couple golden apples for me power for
No, there's advanced power and stuff ass
I mean, this'll take hours Yeah, it's kind of fun though if you start
getting in the rhythm of just shift clicking, like shift click, shift go, shift go, shift
go like it you can go pretty fast could it go straight to hell
produce 25
uh maybe for bow i'm not sure i haven't looked at the best bow in chance
check it
A fairly crossbow only, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad.
Supercharged too?
I just noticed something.
I put Sharpness, Supreme Sharpness 4 on my weapon, my new one, because I was going to build a God weapon.
And I just realized that it has a curse of clumsiness on it that it rolled.
Oh. Which means that it could fucking miss.
How bad is it though?
Are you shitting me?
I mean I can use the distant chancer and get it out because it's the top one.
So it's not that big of a deal, but like...
Like this game is just fucking with me.
Yeah, it's kinda trolling me hard.
Oh, curse removal?
Oh!
No.
Or how do I use that?
Curse break and chant.
Dude this is so bad
I haven't done a single max mental heart
This is so shit
Wait, how the hell do we get a cleansing talisman or can you just actually roll curse break?
We get to the nether on Khornaa.
Yeah, Luna's buzzing too, what is that?
Uh, oh, that's ass.
I hate when he does that.
Purification too?
Nice.
I have your letter, it's your letter.
Why didn't you grab it?
That's fucking you.
Rule of attraction! Rule of attraction!
Oh my, no way you got that. That's like one of the worst ones.
32?
You'll see that to me go yesterday.
Or the other day.
Oh my god, oh my god, yeah that's terrible.
Education?
Yep, you need that one.
Tracks, I gave it to Greek.
You're such a fucking bitch.
Oh, yeah, I hate you.
Inhumane too?
No.
Winters Race 3
Yuck
Viper Viper good very good
And save all these ones like these ones that you're trying to make you let me give you the list. Oh my god
What is it bad?
Here here is the list of fire discord
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
The way I have these spaced, those are the ones that need to be in the same book together.
Okay, combine. I don't want to do it.
Okay. Just so you know.
Now, you see this?
Yep.
It's every one of those enchants. See, we got
Rune Pierce and Capabilities, Clear Sky's Favor,
Ash Destroyer,
Adept, Vampirism,
Yo!
I'm sorry, life steal, super fire aspect, purging blade,
curse of possession, unbreaking, upgrade potentials,
swifter slasher five, advanced looting three,
subject PE five, arc slash, combo,
atomic deconstructor, parry, viper,
and venom advanced mending, GG's.
All right.
And I say it all back to me.
um
Bane in the trouble is five stride three save guard for power five
Can we go to the middle, please?
That is dog shit. Um, yeah, I made some recalls. No, I didn't one sec
Need the one thing
You have recalls are now. Oh, yes, I do
Oh
Shit, you're fucking right. Okay, bring these words. They're in this chest bring a couple the other ones
Just yeah, yeah, yeah bring some pearls it'll save your fucking life
Let's at least do this we can do this now
I know but sounds like free experience
Get the work scroll out of his chest
Nope
And it's all the bad boys are ready up
I'm gonna go die, I'm not gonna eat.
I need to get out of here. I'm not gonna do this at all. I'm not gonna do it.
Yeah, it's not even good at speed. It's just annoying boss.
Yeah, and these monsters are all inflicting really bad stuff.
Yo, I actually was either I'm okay. I was either my head almost died
I think we just need to wait a little bit before we get to the level, just seven minutes.
I
Even put water on them my head dies. I'm dead add to it. Oh shit. That's gonna be a problem
Yeah, I got the belly the way the way so is worth it and we should do it. We should do it with it
Yeah, 100% because imagine we had a waste zone in the lost city. Yeah, we would be fine. Yeah
How do you make waste ends?
another star
We have never stars. We need to kill withers. No, I got you. We just killed two of them
All right, let's go to swamp
Okay
I'll bring two of them.
I brought a warp scroll for you.
We need an End Dirt.
What?
We need End Sand.
Like Soul Sand.
Oh, so we can't break?
No, we had some, I think, yesterday.
I don't get it.
AXQC, I win $100 if you log out in the next five minutes.
And look, there's none.
Guys, have we answered nothing?
No?
Number one, then.
Yes.
Yes.
Ah.
Welcome to the stream.
I got it, we're going to slide.
Coming now, in a second.
We get back here, burn.
I have two ring of resistances right now, Brick.
We have fire resistance?
Bring a couple of golden apples, the regular ones.
We're killing it here?
Yeah, fuck it.
Oh, I thought you had to do it in another.
Let's hit it.
Oh, in front of it before.
Ready?
Oh, intro into the gameplay.
Watch this.
Yeah, exactly.
Swamp.
And at the end, do it almost like a do-perfect kind of thing.
Be like, and this is how we do, you know, however you're going to say it and then drop it.
No, just swamps Greek it's free.
Okay, okay. Do you have food? Or should I look for food?
We have food, we have food.
Okay, coming.
So X is the last one to talk because he has the skull.
Okay, second.
Rotate the skulls.
Yeah, they gotta be looking.
Yeah, that's bad.
Okay, where are you? I'm at swamps.
just out of the swamp a little bit just walk out a little bit
what's up there?
dude you gonna pay Billy a what man?
what? I mean you need to say anything
turn him the wrong way we gotta do the intro this way
I send you this PayPal
after the stream I'll send it to you okay?
Just send him like five five K
He's always good with pain. Yeah, yeah, let's go
Wait get off the finger because he has to stop
All right, I'm gonna be the last one to talk. Let me I'll just start it. Okay. I always thought it I always
What's up everybody
Chill chill chill. Okay shut up
I'm guessing I love you. What's everybody on YouTube?
Yo. Okay, stop. Three, two, one, action. Hello, YouTube, and welcome to another Minecraft
episode with me, XQC, and Jesse. Hello. XQC? Um, actually it's Disney's turn. Yeah, you
did a really bad job there, I agree, but I'll take it away. Okay, okay, okay, let me
go. Use it all day. It's lame. It's not, yeah, use it. Three, two, one, action.
Hello YouTube and welcome to another RLcraft Let's Play with me, XQC and Jesse.
Man, I can't do this again.
Ok, let's go again.
Ok, 3, 2, 1, action.
Hello YouTube and welcome to another RLcraft with me, XQC, and Jesse.
Man, this episode is gonna be so fun.
We gotta go hit up that nether and really show those guys what's boss.
But man, X, don't you have something to say?
Well, I thought we should kill some wither and what better way to present this
by showing everybody how it's done.
Here it comes.
Whoa!
Back up, back up, back up!
Watch out!
Every move position!
Quick!
Oh!
Get him!
Bang!
Easy!
Okay, that was actually a scary dog.
He wasn't responding, and I was showing him bang, it blew up in my face.
And look at this, Granger!
We killed the weather and we got another star!
Wow!
Isn't that amazing? A Nether star.
So now we can make something very cool.
Yeah, how do you make a snowman?
It's easy. It's just that and then like two simple things.
Stone block of obsidian.
Yeah, Jesse, to you.
Thank you.
I've given you a star because you are my star.
You're welcome.
Here's some food.
Classic, of course.
Alright, well, back at it again.
I mean, we could have just made another one on paper.
That's it.
Actually, we cannot.
I mean, if PvP was turned on right now, X, I don't want to be like A, but you would get smacked by it.
Alright, so we're just tapping. It's all good. I mean, I don't mind it.
Wish you guys would kill yourself if you guys were just hitting me.
Hey Jesse you versus XTC who's winning on a Minecraft battle me I have advanced
ones three he just kills himself so me and Jesse would smoke you pull oh I
can turn off uh uh uh uh language in it okay we'll get up for lapis was only
redstone diamond emerald nether quartz piece by nether quartz right in my
opinion no my opinion lapis bro hella like we need so much of that
How did you do this so I have a bubble? It's a dragon eye. Oh
My god, that's what it does. Yeah, it gives you x-ray for or
Wait, that's the same
You didn't need or
We do we need lappies like crazy. Well, we have a lappy farm here right here Jesse original one. Yeah, go look in there. Oh
I killed all of them immediately come on send it. Why would you do that?
Now everybody's locked in guys. This is where we can literally die. Also, can we make this the way so
Okay, it's we don't have fire resistance. So bricks and we stole
What these these golden apples are gonna fire resist. Yes, give me this. I give you talk me talk me talk me talk
Yes, you can you make up here like me? Oh, no
Okay, okay fine how about
Okay, okay, I see what moves how about follow me
Can you make up here?
Yes, I win I win
Clip it boys, clip it.
Yeah.
Where's the brick I have to sort of my family?
I'm living.
See if you can make it up there though.
I already told you.
I need one. I better get a worksaw.
He has the worksaw.
I got one.
I need one. Give me one.
I need one.
I have two recalls with me.
Oh wait, I have a recall control, okay, here we go.
We're going to make a swan and then we're going to, now we're just getting water,
okay?
Holy Orca! You can't do that yet, can you boys? Let's go!
Oh, I said we're going to swallow them. Fuck, it's okay.
I'm gonna scroll.
Here we go, boys.
So, where do I put the, where do I put the, um, the, the waypoint?
Somewhere nice. Like, not... somewhere near the corner.
Or, no. We don't need to be near the corner.
Wherever... let's just keep it with us.
And then wherever we end up going, that's like...
should build a base for them yeah yeah well then I will have a nether base another base
another base would be good uh you put beds in the nether faster oh hi classic
stupid nether
nether mind what what what what kind of a deal is that
Oh
projects
What the material
I think we should build it into a cave
Like it's a bit all into a wall. Okay, this this golden apple. Oh, no, or clearly these houses and this
Okay, these hit really hard. They hit really hard.
Help! I'm dead. I'm really dead. I'm really dead. I'm really dead.
I'm not doing any damage to the D.
I just swear we went right in the main lobby.
We need to get back up there.
We need to get back up there.
Wait, wait.
You mean with the, with the, what was it?
No, no, no.
Yo, bring the water, bring the water, bring it.
Please!
My god.
My god, it's not breaking!
I'm gonna die.
Help Dax.
Got it.
Thank you.
Aw, great, dude, great, let's start moving, by the way.
I didn't stop moving, I was helping you, and then helping me, and then help.
I was helping.
Why are we blaming here? Like, fuck, what the hell's going on here?
By the way, these guys give, uh, uh, they give scum, uh, uh, uh...
Still alloy. Holy steely alloy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's looting already, he's looting already.
Ow, ow!
Oh my god, that nearly killed me.
Guys, I can't even walk in, help.
Okay, okay, just what what this is a great school, right?
Back on him. This is why why is this visual? I don't know. I'm gonna work. I'm gonna wormhole. I don't know why I did this
Where are you? Where are you? I'm gonna wormhole
Hold on
Still in lawyer. I don't know why I did this at all
Still it's still good
oh my god this is so sick this is so sick is this end content
Oh, now I'm in the middle of there.
Flutter, flutter, flutter.
Watch out. Something invisible here.
I
Got it. It's a scam. Yeah
This dungeon sick, I think I put the weight on that in the dungeon lucky
Yeah, we're closed just like right here. No, where's that?
Right on this spot
Maybe on the outside on the walkway
yeah like this max win max win max win max win what is that
blowstone dust is set your sweet we could have just set our spawn point
there's really a that's cool that we will just do what's all that
okay I say right out here back right yeah well yeah on this one block
Ah, can we get some torches now, look at it?
I'll put torches in another.
What, what, what, what is this fire instead of you?
I know what you have done.
Can you?
I know what you have done.
Yeah, you can.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Sorry, look at this.
Look at this.
Get ready.
Walkage, walkage, walkage.
Max, we're in luck.
in the cage walk that you make those recall work they look here in my hands
oh what is that it's a max win
since and I diamond pickaxe yeah max wins wait since the night is good yeah
Give me my pickaxe. I know I just like to say that. Right click it okay.
I must hold glowstone. We need to get water because we're gonna run out of water.
I have water. I have water.
We're dark and we're gonna go down at all
You're gonna be getting frozen a lot like me here until I change my weapon out. Yeah, it's gonna have a lot of little key
Guys don't the statue permit us to come back here by the way if you haven't closed on the player
I was fun for you now
How how how?
Right click with the glow
Right click with the glow
Are these a-chains bent over here like this?
Are these special?
Yo, how do you get spawned over here?
Excuse me
Bro, I right think you'll set your area
Set your area
You must hold a glowstone
Do you have a glowstone for me?
Oh, now you're interested
Peace
you know why you know I don't know um like what like fuck you what you know
fight fight for what is right no it's no it's no oh my god I think my grill
well
long as they
break the spawners a haystack
I'm glad to be like let's farm xc but this is not the moment
target
I'm making this one right there, it's going to do the come out of it
They let the dudes come on us.
Are you kidding me?
Guys, what about you here?
Oh, ow, ow!
I got him, dang.
Oh, fuck, help me!
What do you mean, are you good?
Yes.
Yeah, I'm good, what's wrong?
Are you good, mother?
Yeah, I'm good.
What is that, do we need that, cactus?
did that frozen things actually really good when you hit your teammates
I'm just, I got so much debuffs on me
I don't like him getting on the other hand, it's a little conventional flutter
help me, uh oh help me, he's robbing all of me
He's grabbing hold of horses.
That's my penis.
That's the man who got me on the penis.
Guys, they just killed a pig.
Nice find, it's my angel. I'm really interested.
Oh! I have the knowledge of him now!
Can we take him now?
I
Check it in
Yo son, can you hear me? Yo, yo, what do we do look well since the tide pickaxe
Mine
Me me me me
Hey, you have a good one you have a even better one than him
Since the site diamond axe
Yo
To the jungle xqcl black apple. What does that do? I don't know, but I took it in the meeting
That's it
It's really good. Should I put the shield on my this or or that
So was better since the tight or
What are you yo yo yo, what are you doing the church look at this look at this guys quickly come come look at this X Jesse look read this
Read this in a scary voice
the church of Damian Thor. The church of Damian Thor. No! Where is the Damian Thor? Yes.
Oh my god, I'm locked in. It's the church of Damian Thor. Wait, I'm like happy. I move.
Ah, bad books here. What if there's something hidden in here though? I think the statue
and bring him home church of Damian oh my god oh my god look at him wait did
you see that no where look here in the church of Damian fun look inside but
this I've never seen a mob like that purple one or something oh my god I
know should we go and fuck him up it's a Royal Apollyon it open the door
Maybe I can bow on that one.
Okay, go. Open the door. Go.
Uh-oh, I'm dead.
Oh my god!
He just raised energy!
I'm hitting him, I'm hitting him, I'm hitting him.
oh my god he's dying
my combo is so gamma
Oh my god I got a demon soulstone should I use it um fuck it fuck you do it
What am I going to get? Here we go. Wish me luck. What did I get?
What's your role for it? What's your role for it?
Pinky Carathog. Oh my God.
No, what? What is that?
No, I've got this guy. Hang on.
Your bike is next to me, though, right? You really fucking bitch.
Yes. Hang on. It takes... wait, how much mana does it take?
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Why should we do that?
Help!
It's a dog!
Why can't I summon it?
It's a mount!
Can we see it though?
Oh no, there's a little pet though.
Guys help!
on your other mouth. Yeah, I think we're now useless. They're both like stuck lockers.
It's annoying. Rick is literally being completely useless now. Fuck off. I got it. Yeah, that's
What are you?
Mate yo
How do you check? How do you check 33? Oh
He's terrible. Okay. I'm a loon behind
Keep them in this room and close the doors. I know the Patek's
I feel like the only good thing is the cock am I right because fours why what is
Why did you call me a greedy bitch by the way?
Because you took the fucking pets without making a small point.
Yeah, it was a shit pet.
It's fine.
Next one will roll.
Next one will roll and I'll win.
Guys, guys, take these statues, the statues are good, they're small points.
You just told me not to.
No, you know, you take them.
Well, you just broke it.
You just broke the statue.
No shit took it
Why would you break the statue after I just respawned on it? Oh?
Yes
Now and now if I did that you'd scream at me you stupid fucking beats you fucking yeah
Because you're fucking annoying shit. Yes, I've never done anything bad by that
Actually true this one play through though. I'm good. So yes. I'm good. So usually you can if you don't
Ah, really?
I fired you being a bitch, ass.
I think it's probably reasonable.
Um, um.
The Cincinnati.
What?
What?
That's the shit.
Yeah, let me get out of here.
X, X, no, come here.
I have to be with the man.
I have to be with the.
OK, log out then.
Log out.
I'm not going to go to my house.
Are you good?
Get in here.
I was exploded.
Yeah, how about do you still need to pee or can you do this thing this?
Are you fucking serious?
Guys
All right, this is awkward it's just me and chat yeah, what's up guys? How's everybody doing?
My name is GreekGodEx, don't believe him, my name is not Granke, it's GreekGodEx.
Nice to meet everybody in the chat.
I am a YouTuber and a professional gamer.
That's my resume, and I'm a streamer on Twitch.
If you didn't know who I was, so hello everybody.
How's everybody doing?
It's a shame that XQC holds his P in like a 12 year old kid, but that's the things
you have to deal with when you play with them.
You know, normal humans, normal like adults, they don't wait until they go BOO until they
need to pee, they just go P. So, now we're just stuck here together.
I'm really enjoying this RLcraft episode of me, Jesse, and XQC.
I think you guys are too, and it's a really cozy way to end the night.
I know it's late night for you guys, and a lot of you guys appreciate the cozy Minecraft
gameplay.
Minecraft is definitely a cozy game.
We all know it.
And, yeah.
I suck.
Big boys.
Yo, X.
Come.
Take this.
Take this behind you.
Thank you.
Come down here.
Thank you. Come down here. Hold on. Do this. Go. Go. Now. Come. Hold on. Come here. Oh
shit
I know what now what
There's a pove on here
I'll do the I know you have to know you have to use to disappear it
I'm down here
Come here do it
Six six three nine is the first I
Didn't know the rest six three and the last one
six three seven they're not
those nine of them
that's right man
Max Wayne! Max Wayne!
literal fucking absolute garbanzo
I don't move guys do we stay in the little city? I think we and then we sort of whether we move on it
What do we have to do?
Yeah, I don't know break the spawners
No, never what the fuck oh
Shit, we'll be out wait for the then I was what? Oh
You just get out of this good
There's a lot of things down there, there's a lot of chests.
Well we're gonna look for a dung-dung on X, we need your help now.
Why, really?
Yeah.
X, where are you?
What are you doing?
I'm flying around.
I mean, I'm moved on.
Do something.
What the fuck are y'all doing?
you can pick me up
we're at the same score
wait guys this is the whole city, is there more in the city to do?
of course
of course you're skipping a city we haven't even done yet
none of this is anything else, we killed the middle boss
what about all the loot on the sides?
fuck it
where is he at? I'm at Bungie, I'm at Bungie
Where the freak is he?
Bro, look around. I'm running at you. Come on, go. Come on.
We need to send us a site for the Lost City portal.
What is this?
Move. Move. Move.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm getting fucked over.
I lost you again.
I mean, I got pushed on the side.
I don't know where you are.
I found fortress.
You see me? I'm at the portal.
I found fortress, he said.
Fortress!
Yeah, but you said fortress.
Oh, yeah, well, so be it.
What do you say?
Fortress.
Right here. Fortress. What do we do here?
And there's also a little nest over there.
There's like an egg.
I know, I see it. It's like a wooden egg.
Like a wooden egg. Yeah, what is that?
That is the cube. We must bring it back to survive.
Guys, I think I've got a portal here. See that?
Oh yeah.
Wait, what if we take the portal? Did we go somewhere?
Watch out. Probably just a fancy entry.
We probably go somewhere, bro.
Alright, do it then. Fuck it.
Do you have a thing?
Wait, maybe I could just...
I don't know what the time is
Maybe we need to go in there, dude
Hold on
I don't know if I'm gonna steal, I don't have it
There was a flint, ow
There was a flint and a steal back at the check somewhere at the start
Hey, won't you see
Help!
Bad!
You see?
Bad!
This is really bad
This is really fucking bad
Oh, nice!
Nice normal
I'm good
Yeah, you're fucked.
Nah, I'm good. I had an end of problem.
Where'd you wanna go?
These don't have fire chargers, so I can't actually light up the thing.
Grabble.
Oh shit, Jesse, no. I got you.
Grabble somewhere. I'm probably dead.
I'm dead.
Where
What the fuck is going on?
I did grab him, but then he said drop me
Okay
I'm going to be in your mouth, as I can't see because it's so big.
F5.
I know but you can't shoot right, that's what I mean like for shooting.
I don't know what we're looking for! I have no idea!
Is this possible solo? There?
Yeah, oh yeah.
Didn't E-Rub beat this?
No.
No way E-Rub beat this.
You can't even beat getting up in the morning so let alone a skip break.
Do you think there's a speedrun on this?
Yeah probably.
But they probably choose to fuck out of it, there's no way to do the whole thing.
Fun place, rather than it was good.
If you watch one speedrun, it will probably ruin the whole playthrough.
Oh, it's these nests!
Uh oh.
Yikes, that adds to giving me the crypts.
Did that give you the heebie-jeebies?
Yeah
Another fortress
It's
Am I right or wrong? Same move, right?
You're wrong.
Oh, another purple thing, but this is the same thing. It's a duplicate spawner.
Shit, yeah, cause we went to that, yeah, it's like that.
Wait, there's a dragon here, I heard.
Another dragon?
I think so, I heard some ink.
Am I wrong? This spot is different?
It's gonna be the same shit, huh?
I mean, I'm looking for spawns, but they're not, they're not spawning in.
Ready for a 10-minute stun lock, Races, tell her to chat.
Very hard.
Yeah, same, same, same time I'm mobbed, but they're spawning in.
I just don't know what we're looking for, like maybe something different.
Let's just look for something that's gonna be different, like just something.
Like a city or some shit. I don't know. I mean, I don't know what to look for.
Does anybody know what he's saying? Because I don't understand a word that's coming out of your mouth right now.
Alright.
I thought he said something smart. Say something smart. Just one thing.
Shhh.
Err, your Hansen?
Oh, that's actually really smart.
There we are. Boom! B-
Good observation.
That's how you spell this word.
Uh, super, uh, yeah.
Supercalifragilisticxpialidocious.
Super California. Can you say ready? Yeah, can you say red? Laurie yellow Laurie really fast red?
Red Laurie yellow Laurie red Laurie yellow Laurie red Laurie yellow. What is that? What is that?
Red Laurie yellow Laurie
Seashell seashells on the seashells
Another city they really did we just backtrack it?
What do they think I said I said Brainstorm in the
Green Beans?
Yeah.
Have you seen the beams?
Is it a Green Beans or what was it saying?
We didn't say it.
Well I didn't say it if it sounded like it was.
Okay chat genuinely what are we doing here?
We kill the boss again?
Yes, we kill the boss again.
He's supposed to be in this building, I think, right?
What's up with this shit?
Oh, we said it like the way it is, but maybe it's too crazy.
Where are you guys?
Oh, you're fighting.
We're locked in.
fucking spotters
and one of the other but we should bring a bucket
not yet
oh she
all we can use the cold run
you know we can we can use the cold run
cold
yes
uh... it's the boss of that
I mean I'm right here but
I don't know what the boss of game is
at me at me at me at me at me at me at me at me at you guys
nope wrong spot
is it the church over here church
What the fuck's a Wagga?
No, not here you go.
Chat!
Where's the church shit?
Fire protect.
I don't know why.
Mending.
Probably the church shaped thing?
Pogus!
I'll get backwards because we don't have to do the name anymore.
Oh, I think it's him.
I think I know what's that.
Right side all the way across.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm more than willing to right now actually.
I think it's here.
Oh, I'm dead.
I need to reach him.
Come on.
Where are you guys?
Where are you guys?
Where are you guys?
Where are you guys?
Apparently, apparently we need to kill Rovard.
It's the first of the big bosses.
Where are you guys?
How do you spawn roe harts?
All we need is soul stone to do all that.
Uh oh.
Near the church, at the church.
Uh oh.
Boss found him.
Right.
Don't close the door on me.
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
I thought you did.
I did not.
I thought that I said.
Oh.
Oh, not good.
Wait, I can open your backpack while it's on your back.
That's cool.
Yo, my thumb was breaking his face!
Easy, Sneezy.
Alright, let's roll for the rest of the game.
Yo, I broke his face!
Yeah, I did it.
No, no, no, don't use it! Don't use it!
I just get it.
Where is it?
I need water.
I, I, I, I, I gotta get back here.
I think he's loose.
He's gone.
He's just gone.
Wait, that's like a telephone to me. I guess he acclaimed.
Am I the only one that's like, I, I, I telling you there's problems in shit?
I think, I think, I think nobody's there having to use the rest of this shit.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Alright, well then.
Oh, you forget?
It's not that we need that.
Yeah.
Okay, level up.
Alright, so are we running for the pet or what's going on?
Crit or damage it?
I don't even want any pets.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, we don't use it.
We don't roll, we need the the um...
Oh the item, yeah.
Use those team mates, you got to think we sit.
Cause what?
Cause we need to cover him, we need to cover him.
Massacres.
SINISITE DIMOND!
Oh yeah, I'll take that.
Thank you.
What's it what soup help me? It's um
No water any water in here
We need to make a demonic cube
Summon the orb
That's going for it. Okay. You should warm this warpstone to get water and a warpstone to the waystone
That we have in here
What am I doing?
Go home and then use and then go use the waystone and go to the nether and then use a wormhole when you get it
Oh, we go to the strip closet and we trade with the brutal trader
That actually makes sense.
So why do we need to keep all this so...
Now we're good and we can go home now.
Now we have to go to the Shrug Lava.
It's an actual item for residents.
What's Soul Key?
There's a depot. There's a new depot.
There it is.
That's the last one.
A depot?
Oh, on the left side.
I mean, some of the boss, whatever we just got.
So we need to go ahead and train them with those guys.
Nether brick dungeon. What is that?
on us on us good good job good job good macro
Oh and cities they have to go to true strike is that good to strike it
are you leaving? are you leaving?
ah we should've. we're gonna do it at entities.
do we beat this place already? um yeah but we're only here for whatever we just got.
We do a lost cities. What is that lost cities?
You will get clapped. I think you've seen that's what they said about this place that we fucking smoked it like shred of raw
Yeah, we're cooking it's fucking fun. It's like that. I get out here pick me up. I didn't speak off
I'm climbing out.
If you know what the best gamer in the entire universe is...
I'm back on.
If you're trading for gamers.
What the fuck are they? We're fucking cucked.
There we are.
Pass.
No, no, no, we're cucked. We're too tired. We're dead.
We've been training for 1,000 years. We are the greatest gamers ever to exist on this planet and many more.
Yeah, all right.
I found Black Apple, by the way.
Black Apple?
Yeah, three of them.
I think we make a portal with the Cynosite.
Can we get a toggle bell, please, please, please?
Oh, fuck yeah.
Get a budget, please.
Why you why you seem pleased like a fucking kid?
Yo, yo, what do I talk to her is my house watch for a bitch ass talk to your girlfriend, okay?
Really bitch she said your hand girl brew and she could just shit buddy
Really?
Oh hell no
So she'll go from when you wanted to be a girl friend and she's your carer when she's when you wanted to be your car
so I see so did she change your diaper today oh no not yet
and why did I catch a stray from her is the real question true I have been
nothing but nice okay she should be watching the streams and she's like oh
this is what we do here we make fun of him
chat what he gets the program what do you do with how do you do the the
synthesizer bullshit that way I go what do you do with this
let's go you decide I'm sad I know yeah I'm sad I know yeah
I don't know what it looks like, but it looks like it's going to be a little bit of a mess.
I don't know what it looks like, but it looks like it's going to be a little bit of a mess.
Zup, boi, butzup, boi.
Yo, X.
X.
Stop, stop.
Have you ever played a game where you haven't asked chat for help?
Be honest with me.
Oh, no, that's the whole, that's why we're streaming though.
So we can share the experience with everybody else
and have some fun together.
Yeah, that is very true.
But sometimes the content is seeing you
experience something for yourself.
Okay, so do that then fucking bitch, ass motherfucker.
Oh, I just touched a bone,
which is quite easily on your body because everything is bone
okay so
just fine but for the reason
it it
i do have
you said she's probably the mirror doesn't
uh... what you want uh... to choose your crunches and like
but what she's going to crunch and maybe like five
just no more tacos
no lettuce than it is she's only
no chelupi
and what's so great guys are walking tanks if you haven't already you should
put it back on hard mode wait what type of all what is the order is these
I have a lot of this, I want to read this, yeah, the legends
yeah why can't I, you can't magic by the way magic mirror sucks you can't magic
mirror if you're too far from some from the return point
BTW did you know that?
the law
it says you sense that you're too far from him to return
why does it say that
because it's a good reason for the whole
agenda
is it because i did a waypoint in the nether
that's why it's doing it
okay sleep then please
log out lag
lag or sleep
yes
thank you
I like it. You got it. Wait, wait, wait. No, it's taking longer than usual. Now come back in.
Okay. Okay. But wait, do that over here though. I shouldn't do that at home though.
So, my shit.
Check.
Check.
They're gone.
They're gone. Just let it go.
If everything is God and everything is consciousness, I'm all just communicating to some, like, sort of, in, like, technically you're in a room talking to yourself if you think about it that way.
Technically.
If we're all connected and everything is is an aspect of God or a different perspective of God
And we're just like tentacles like that. We could say fingers of God just go out in the universe
Technically when we're talking we're just talking to ourselves
I've been alive for 15
You are just a new person you've ever been allowed a life of 10,000 years
Bro this guy talking about fruit, okay, Jesse
This magic mirror doesn't work anymore. It says you sense you're too far
Yeah, that way up scroll on you
We're doing a warp scroll like a warp scroll
Dad so what's the point of a magic mirror?
We're missing once with it was in one school apparently this is how you for one. Oh, I have a stack of 64 over here
Right where we have no with the schools where we have no skills anymore
To find out now the potion and recall where I'm really gonna go
Wait what is it because it doesn't I'm just
Take that take that. Thank you. Where'd you go when you take it?
What I got a re-log then it has to be a bug so I just slept down with you know
Yeah, we were together
Okay, then why is it all working?
You're too far from home
What?
I might- my recall's bugged.
Oh!
So we need a Skellington bone?
No, I got it, I got it.
I know, but I slept in this bed with Jesse, didn't I, Jesse?
No, I don't remember that.
This is not the goal, but why not, though?
Why- why are we not ready?
This is really bad.
It's bugs, Jess.
This guy, right-click the waystone outside and you're good.
I did!
Bro, you don't think I did that?
No.
You don't think I right-click this waystone once?
Never in your life.
What does this do, by the way?
Can you inform me?
I have no idea.
That's bugged.
Bugged apparently get it was to end the city or some shit. Oh
They didn't go without gear though
Okay
Check is this the place where if you die you can't pick up shit. Yes or no
Yes, okay, yeah, we literally
Yes, no
Really?
Well, I'm completely fucking bugged boys. Why?
Why?
Because my spawn was set in the Netherlands and I can't reset it back to the town.
Oh my god!
In Malwa.
Did you go with your loot?
No, I went by myself in the Netherlands.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I'm putting all my shit in here and I'm coming.
Oh
The radio any cities it's already like this on the last time remember
Yeah, just a vision beer remember last time the radio I did the radio I can shit
No, yeah, yeah, we get we should have it we should have this
It just spawned me back here dude.
Um.
Oh my god the loot is incredible here.
Oh it's like a PR I see.
Wait a minute.
Oh they've made it.
Are we ripped?
I hope you guys enjoyed this episode of our Minecraft.
Wait, I just spawned back.
Great Annex.
Wait, uh-oh, this is not good, because I can't do that.
Guys, I got literally one shot at him.
I got Tom, Dick, and then one shot at him.
This is like a BR, I'm pretty sure.
You have to get loot, like PUBG.
Wait, Z2000?
We're under the Earth?
Yeah
You didn't come in here, right? Yeah, I did. No, I didn't
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god that monster so scary. Oh my god. Let's get a fuck out of me
This guy just swore to every block in its path and one shot me. You cannot cheese that guy ever
Where's where's genuinely soft lock is great came here, too
Yeah. Yeah. It's another way to get on maybe a way point.
I'd be so mad at you.
These bosses are like, these bosses are insane, they're insane.
Oh my god, oh my god, I see the fuck out of me.
I got slain by heat.
I got slain by the grunt.
Wait, these mobs are just, they're all different everywhere.
There's no safe spot, we're just cooked.
yep we lost we literally lost or these idea was this
I can't some of them on this is a bit like fallout like we have to survive we'll
be like the strongest ones I cannot mount up
Can you mount them up? Can you get pets?
You can't even use pets here.
Yeah, but you can't even use a pet.
Wait a minute.
Yep.
No.
So it really was Lost City, huh?
Is there any waystone at all?
We lost.
Alright, well, goodnight guys.
Oh my god, why is it so scary?
Wait, what is this? I think I found like a portal or something. What is this? Is this a portal? Do you have to like it? What is this? I don't know.
What's the point of the city then?
It's just to get fucked. It's just to get fucked hard.
Is this like the last bit of content?
Apparently not.
Would it get harder than this?
So, you know, it is what it is. We have to bite the bullet and cheat, obviously.
So how do we TP back to the base?
Slash home.
Nah, it doesn't work.
Okay, then warp scroll.
wait Billy Billy are you here he's in my chat yo it's really a bad though what
can you do though just log in and we can see pizza how how with the commands I
mean we're fucked we have to literally cheat we're okay if this is a slow
place where you'd be you'd be fucking anyway right? You need to find a way or a way back home.
Is there one?
Yeah. Oh yes? Oh okay. I thought we were like actual bones like .com. I was like what are we
gonna do just run around here for the next three hours? Oh man. Same portal but emerald.
I mean yeah, I mean how are we gonna do that with like any one taps? I mean what?
Wait like we have to make this or we're gonna find this
I think we just see if they can make it stop shit. They're just like
Find emerald and they get stupid. Hey, so you can't bring gear in here. You have to make this
throat
guys just to be some excuse me cheer XC cheer XC cheer XC cheer XC cheer XC
slam hey Jesse you're pissing me off he's asleep and he's not he's not
oh my god why is it so scary
they're like chassis jizzy jizzy use the commands to spot a waystone I need
It's the only way we do it.
What's the command chat?
Oh, warp scroll, but what's the command that does?
If I go creative mode, it won't flock my character up somehow.
You used these slash guards.
Oh!
What do these slash guards do?
These slash give works.
No, no, no, no, no.
Why does it go cheat mode?
Can we remove cheat mode?
Because I think it might invalidate the whole thing, though.
No, I'm not going to create it.
I'm trying to do it.
I will be honest.
These chests?
I got a refill potion.
Yes!
I wish it works.
Flick Ian's bottom right of the cheat mode.
bottom right bottom right yes yeah I see it cheat mode false guys guys yes we
went over here to explore for content come on bro we want to go come on it's
not cheating we came we came up with nothing we got we're literally soft
locked it's like what it is not solid but it'd be boring to go back home like it'd
boring I gave myself a waste down okay to be a bee and him to you we need XP then see
Do some 64 bottles of it
I
Be real of you how we met up you. Does it let you come in here with loot or not? Yes, if it does if it does
My god
I mean and we you can't build a base because some of these mobs, but they destroy every block
They just they eat the blocks like yeah, I'm with one now. He's doing it right in front of my face
He's eating every block
What they adapt your attack wouldn't even by that
No, I'm dead.
Where is that way?
I mean, okay, that's just a...
Wait, I died and now I'm dying to my own corpse and I'm respawning multiple...
Oh, God.
I got you.
I got you.
That's just a video.
Just go God.
Just go God mode.
Slash God mode.
Oh my God, I just...
Okay.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
Okay, here's my guy
Yeah, this is it genuinely awful
Oh, okay, by the way, oh
Metral station
I just keep killing myself somehow like I have 15 fucking dead bodies of myself killing me. This is just fucked
Wait, where the fuck did I just go? Oh, yeah, I was not used to it. Yeah, I guess
Oh dude behind you
Dude, what the hell does a waste on right here?
I
Uh
What what what what's the bottle agenda do it? What's the bottle bottle or enchantment it?
Somebody give you the command, please bottle or enchantment the same way you got the way solar
Yeah, it's gonna do so much to that right.
Yo.
Can you please fucking hurry up?
How long can they take to fucking get a fucking extra bottle in their fucking server?
Because the command ship would get it all fucking wrong, dude.
Now my keyboard died.
I'm home. I'm gonna fuck.
How'd you do it?
There you go. Go. Quick!
Okay.
Fuck, I'm gonna waste time.
Call of the hives!
Kill me! Kill me! Kill me! Break!
Click the way down! Click the way down! Click the way down!
Yep. And then slash between...
I can't even teepee him to me because he's in a different dimension
Wait, what just happened
Yeah, any people again.
Wait is there a play through chops?
Ah, yeah.
Travert the server.
The last save.
Roll back to three years ago.
Holy shit, I'd be in Texas getting cancelled if you did that please no.
Do not do that.
Well, I just want to say, the moment I left, they all started suing each other.
Who went into this chest and grabbed all my baubles?
Oh, we can't.
This is your chest.
What?
I went in there with all my baubles.
What are you doing?
You guys, what about you, the big guys in GTS?
Yeah.
You're trolling, Charlie.
We actually giving up now am I just stuck here forever by the way
Well I lost two resistance rings my thing a backpack I mean
I don't give a fuck. I mean fuck me. I don't care.
Teleport me axe please.
Um, wait we came because you're not in the same dimension.
Uh, so what do I do?
Okay, I'm gonna go back and make you come back.
Why are people saying greed got axe?
I guess you're gonna come on.
Yeah, I'm just staying okay on a tree.
What's A and Z?
Take that, quick, quick, level up!
I
Mean but back
I mean
I thought I could trick you but like I saved you in
Like it's just lame. I mean you just teach not for it. What can I say? I thought tricky
Like yo, yo, did he just go get your loot back yet?
how no you're making new shit yeah bro I just moved on immediately we should
not have been there in the first place that a you think you just get it back
though I mean it's the stuff here man I literally lost so much shit you think I
should be able to get it yeah of course what the fuck bro we were only
there just looking for content like we shouldn't have had like a bobble in
shit what the fuck I mean we shouldn't have gone in there anyways so
we deserve to get punished a little bit and I think Jesse should just take
punishment now I think X is right okay so we're just cheating now right yeah
we did you not just see what we just did we just like I get you
can you want to be supposed to come okay we should be the way down that we
should be doing something I think it's only care but how do I get my ship back
I
Can't even slash God just spawning your shit back man
Are you seriously here comes a screenshot that's it we're getting three shots
That's awful
So it's over, now they have proof.
How'd you do that?
How'd you do that?
How'd it go?
Wait, where's my body?
It's found in a completely different area.
I mean, we've fraudulated it.
I didn't know how to do it.
If I break my coffin in creative thinking,
I'm sorry, I had to do my own side.
I don't have a tissue.
I use this.
I mean, I'm not putting the watch out there.
What did they do with a shulker, by the way?
Oh my god, don't tell me
What now all right, let's just say good. Just go got mode it. What why are you not in creative mode?
I don't get it you see you that was but I can't listen my coffin block right my gravestone
I can't break it and create a verse. He's gonna get rid of it. Oh
Oh shit.
You know what I'm saying?
They just build a bug around it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh you can just spawn it back.
It's faster, though.
Way slower.
I don't think you can, but it's like...
I think I'd be so slow.
This is theist.
Guys, I need, um...
I can't believe this.
Okay, we should focus on doing the um
I'm gonna go to the trip on it see if we can see if we can try with the guy
Chow, what do you want to get of seven orbs?
Ain't she ain't coin
Dude, they ate they ate through the fucking thing
I
But where do you get this I can't even cheat right
Fuck you
What is a brutal tower I need like the strongest sword in the game to kill these guys what is that?
Okay, so the only way to spawn the boss is to kill the finishing game.
We need coins for that.
And the core needs to go to the end game.
So what the fuck are we supposed to do now?
Okay, I think we just do rat towers.
Uh, more.
I think we need full golem armor.
That's why we need to get more runes.
I need better aim change for my gear.
I think we need more golem armor.
Yeah, what do you think I'm doing?
That's what it's for.
The bongers are going to give you that.
So we must get runes.
So that means we need to go to the end game and get runes.
Yes.
Yes.
But it's Silver's bit armor.
I don't hear that.
Princess.
I built a bedrock house around my...
I mean, yeah, I mean, smarts.
Can I break...
Bedrock?
No, I hope not.
Yeah, I'm like the worst player at getting any chance like I'm just getting scammed
Is it here?
Creative again
And then I'm out of here. I gotta make a waystone
I'm putting it in this table, I don't even know that
What's the fuck?
Holy shit, it's fucked me up.
How do I...
Alright, I got this.
Is spikes good?
I can't shoot.
How do you do a brutal tower?
I don't know where you find that, though.
Oh!
The one with all the rads from last time?
Oh, I gotta like delete this item.
Oh my god, I noticed that.
It's at the fake port tower.
Rain's bestowment, is that good yet?
Oh yeah.
Alright, I got everything back.
It's like it never happened.
The cancer biome.
Oh my god, the water's the lightning and it strikes you down?
I can't believe we did that since then.
Oh my god, brah.
Yeah, you need to add that, you know.
Yo, my god, brah, you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, oh my god, brah.
Yeah, have you seen the video?
The actual video?
Yeah, of course.
So funny.
It's so funny.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I really was not having a good time.
Near base there is a cancer biome.
That's what we need to go next.
So we took my weapon and lost it.
Do we need to go to base?
What?
Do we need to know this stuff?
I don't think so.
We'll find some other ways if there is...
Again, which one is it called? Radiative?
so i'm gonna get there wait i don't know i'm just gonna wait for all more
level intensive for life still and those stuff uh so the angle is going to be fine
it's gonna be fine about here well fine what we need in there it's fine
uh can we remove this bed lowkey
I'll break the bed for now.
Go ahead.
Is that a brutal over there?
Is that what it is?
Okay, also demelt here.
Demelt so we don't get fucked on.
Whatcha doing?
Do I just go around like this?
What?
Demote there.
Yeah, I like that, but I don't like the emote the XQCL. Yeah, I hate that emote
What?
Yeah, I hate XQCL emote. Whoa. Whoa. Why?
I don't know just rage. I'm just getting chat interactions. I like it really
I'm humming
yeah this is bad it's bad news oh yeah we can't fly here look it's an Wagga and
it's heating my PC up it's like a back up but it's wagon
farm them I think I'm the I think I was the original emo farmer by the way
On twitch
And that was just rude
Well, I may have asked me
Yes, what did he ask?
What do you think?
Yes, yeah, it's a brag as one of them as the first podcast. Oh my god. Yes. That's a brag
Does this swallow you? Oh?
Oh, I want to go in it.
D.B.
D.B.
Me now.
Please go.
Except now.
Go.
Oh.
Where are we?
Uh, there's no reason to be.
Are you sure?
We have to find a brutal tower and know where to find it.
This place is scary.
I want to go home.
This is scary.
Is this what it's like?
This doesn't seem end level.
age
it sounds like a chopper's right
not now
was it the bulletin force i can help at least like a giant tower i think
okay i'm just gonna fly here
Don't fly in here
Called again. I've been called. I've been frozen
Get me up, please
I want to come pick you up
Okay, pick me up. I asked why I said that
Wait, you're I know but I have to get him out. Can you get it?
I think you're heavy you're frozen or something
I'm back
Shut vision I'm sorry like I don't understand. I'm sorry. Yes. I'm sorry to like it. I like it
Watch out!
It smells fishy today, my balls.
Who the hell is that?
Players, that was a random duke.
Guys, guys, I call him to hide. I don't know what that is.
Okay, look around and find a big tower.
Oh, I do too, for 30 seconds.
Oh, God.
I think it was just with that guy that just came up and tried to kill us and he died in one second.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't even know I had you
Okay
We can't fly in here though. I know
One minute. I will I mean we're gonna die to me right? We'll see if they damage no
Yeah, but then the mount dies cool down. Well, I'm not this fucking super healthy. Oh
Stop operating!
Black Arthur!
Sweet.
Oh my god, if I got it.
That's a starlight ringing. Oh, that's good enough.
Move, move, let's go, move.
Oh my god, blue light, that was so nasty.
I see it. Come on, brotherly.
It's right over there by the way.
I'm scared. I know what that is. It's called a hive.
How do I think it's...
The tower is massive
Like a bunker
Apparently the tower is massive
It's still spooked
Thank you
I love the sound effects of running on this, it's like a trumpet.
Really? I'm gonna hate it.
Wait, but there's no more sound.
Sounds like a really good keyboard, like you're clicking a really, really good keyboard.
Or, I mean, it sounds like that either side.
Yeah, I don't really...
What type of keyboard do you guys have?
I'm a razor.
You don't need to handle a chair.
Oh, I think I see the tower.
Is that super tall thing over there?
Just let your men in.
I don't see it.
Um.
What the fuck is on that kit?
Uh-oh.
Is it that over there?
No.
Does this count as vertical?
No.
Really it's big, big so don't worry about it.
We'll know what we see.
Uh oh.
I mean there's no way it's here then right?
I'm just going to get a mountain and go around it.
Yeah, it's just not around the edge, lucky.
Edge.
Oh, dude, do you even know what that is?
What word does that is?
Edge?
I don't know. I don't know that. It's a captain game.
I mean, Edge means when you're about to. Yeah, but it's not just that.
Be happy.
Oh, dragon, you might actually have to go on me.
I'll just kill him.
Yeah, I'll just kill him.
Oh, there's another part of the turtle. Is this... nah, that's probably not it.
I'm looking.
We should have found that now though.
Oh yeah, are you guys still doing the edge or not?
Because I can do the edge as well.
Guys, are you guys doing the edge or not?
I'm doing the edge.
Okay, I'll go on the inside.
I see a tall tower.
When it says massive, is it like thick or just tall?
It'd be a big crater, really, in a massive tower.
Okay.
Next to the village.
I'm screaming when I eat that. Oh my god!
Oh, that thing about it!
No plus apple apparently fuck
Man this is the worst in the whole city
Happy 100
I
Got it
Are you sure this massive
I mean it's just thick it's not like tall it's like a chode
What's in here though except no I didn't want it I didn't want it
I know I just need except just to get back in there how to go home just to go home
Just accept me, please. I just want to be your friend excuse me. I accept it, man. Oh, are they on it?
I'm here
Yes, or no
Really no jelly, you know, oh my god
I'm dead. I'm gonna dead. I'm gonna dead. I'm gonna dead. I'm gonna dead. I'm actually dead. It's warm all to me.
Warm all to me now. I'm out. I'm out. I'm good
Wait, what the fuck is this thing?
I just got chuffed on HP!
Oh my god, it's chomping me now.
What the fuck is that thing?
Oh, it's fucking me up!
Oh, shit.
I'm panicking. I had to. I couldn't.
You can't get me bitch you can't get me a scumming the game is like laughing man
like he's like some good guy
that would be 44 scumming the game out that's all I'm you're lame you're lame
You've never scummed the game out in your life.
No, I'm playing the game naturally.
No, but I'm just saying you've never scummed games out in your life in your history of gaming.
You're gonna act like we didn't just...
Oh shit, what is that?
Not it, I mean, I'm so mad.
If I load it, do I just die? If I load it, I'll bloat be dead.
Just recall, do it quick.
and I'm panicked it says.
Do you need pearls?
I thought you'd buy pearls over there.
Fuck it.
Rick, you need pearls.
Why?
Oh, the skyscraper that's similar to the one
where next to the weird port city, fake port city.
I'm still wrapping the edge yeah, it won't be in the edge. I mean it's very deep by all I didn't think it was but it is
I think why do we share we share about that girls cuz you can throw out
Pearl out where well now for the fucking mother to the one tap you what the fuck
What are you dying?
Yeah.
Yeah, no shells dying.
That moblet nearly kills you.
It's flying, it's flying, it's not even flying.
Um, oh no, our bomb is in the crystals.
dude it's gonna be hard to navigate this biome because of the crystals
yeah but that biome you can fly
no it's a biome modifier and not an actual biome
why?
why can't play here?
there's shit in this shit
why play here then?
you can't, there's no easy play here
can't fly here. I bet you I bet you can fly with a certain type of mob or pet. Am I right
chat? That makes sense. No. Is there a pet that you can fly in this area? Maybe we just
I think we follow these towers. Yeah, I mean I'm falling in this space there.
I mean I don't know what I'm going man dude I could really eat a kebab right now
I think about food more than I think about anything like if somebody was like
What's better than food than that? Okay, what about money or sex or what else is there really?
It was the most beautiful girl in the entire world like you couldn't have her as a girlfriend or you can have a kebab right now
I'd be like yeah just give me the kebab real quick. I mean we know that
It'd be like the most beautiful it'd be like this beautiful girl and she has a million dollars and she's gonna give it to you as well
And you can touch her boobies. Oh
a kebab
Yeah, I'll take the kebab please and I have a and I'll have the salad as well
By the way, my sense of navigation is good, but I'm a little bit lost.
I think we need to keep going.
There's more on that right side on my right, in front.
Are there any food?
What are the chances I've done like five circles around the biome?
Not likely.
There's nothing about this biome that's unique or special.
Oh, good one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Um, incomplete form.
Holy.
He's growing.
Do you have any food?
I can't run anymore.
Food?
I have food, yeah.
Loads.
Oh, you don't want it?
Okay.
Fair enough.
Oh, you guys are scatting out.
You want food?
There's a bird here, so it won't be here.
it won't be here. X you want food? Uh we I wrote it. Oh what do you do?
X is like I need food I can't run and I'm like you want some food and he's like no.
Get it get it X
Oh what my god
Oh my god you soloed a dragon
You might be the goat of all goats
We don't need the blood so just looking at all this stuff out of it
Behind you eggs
Do you need food or not buddy?
Yes please
Here's some food, some bread
Here, take it
I spilled it in my prison wallet
See if it's a little bit salty
That is why
In your what?
My prison wallet
I'm gonna be able to be here for a long because I might have found it where is it like massive
massive.
I mean apparently.
Okay, TP on me.
Alright.
I'm mounted on...
I don't have a warm wall.
Yep, Jesse found it.
Where was it?
Where I was going to?
It's lagging me, by the way.
Wait, why am I heavy?
TP to me?
Why am I fat here? You can't jump here.
Yo, yo, is it in the crystals or not?
No you're not even close my guy brother Jesse found it I didn't know how but he
did. I'm perplexed for about one minute.
Oh yeah we got a warm hold on it.
Let's go ahead and warm hold it. I'm being stubborn.
I'll do that. I'm just being stubborn.
You wanted to find it?
No, I mean, it's just that it's convincing I was right there.
Apparently, we might lose all our stuff inside.
No, we're fine. Just turn the fuck off.
Yeah. You know, Jesse, you excited for golf?
Uh, yeah.
I hope you get a good score today, buddy.
Oh. Thank you.
you can at least share us where the fucking potions that yeah if I hit the max
and it's on the floor crates
on the back right
right Jesse let's make a dent now well they're saying it's apparently as hard
city so we might all be here. Oh my god Jeffy. Where is the fucking potions at?
Oh. They're in the bottom crate. Bottom crate. Bottom crate. I'm gonna go back and get it.
Give me a second. Wait. I sense a mysterious... Wait, I can't use my recon potion.
Got it. A mirror. There's actually like a full chest full of it. Wait, you can't use a mirror here.
Jesse
Even think you can use recalls brother
I think yeah
Well, let me use mirror. It says a strange force pulls it from your hand
Really? Yes. Look at my stream. I'm seeing it. Yeah
See that
do you have another star an extra one no no right okay I can can you kill it
with her in first oh yeah and then and then make a way sound and then TP here
sure
bring it I did I didn't we should do this this apparently this is like somebody
said this is the hardest thing I don't give a shit what they say we've come
We said what we're doing we can make this like what it's the boy. That's like if you don't do anything
It's clear sir. I just think we should level up like other abilities like when you press L in combat this similar stuff
We can still level
It's it's better it's a lot lot though
Nothing we're not he has life
Did you get your Packers yet, X?
Nice.
He's not at the base.
Bro, this tower is fucking huge.
They won't lie about it being massive by the way.
It is massive.
it's it it like broke my pc when i loaded it that's how it was
really? yes and it's so cool it's the coolest thing i've ever laid irons on
well other than you
okay right over a lob of it
i did it
oh my god yeah and look here look here come here check down there look down
there look down to the bottom it goes right down to the never yeah isn't it
beautiful wait even more down yeah even goes more down yeah down down down down
down so what do we start I've always done I think we should build a small like like a
hole somewhere down just put it here it's fine okay in here I think it's anywhere
there's a rematter I don't think here's how me and be this happen I don't have a big
Red it's water them. Are you sure? Yeah a powerful presence prevention from playing this blocker. Yes, you can't do some things
Yeah, you can't use stone here. You can't waste it or teleport with for a recall
So basically when you go here, you're gonna lose your loot pretty much
I'm gonna be a little further back you can't you can't see
This way it's out of the place this way
I
Don't work
Name it name it
No, just name it the big clouds
Brutal do we need
Torches
It's just so tanky.
No, Jimmy, I like this one, I like this one, I think it's my spotter.
Technically we should build a pathway that goes all the way inwards, like that's kind
Yes, yes, yes, just be aligned straight to the spot. Holy very smart do that, please
At the tunnel
Get to working guys, I don't have a pickaxe so I can only spectate
Oh
Damn
I didn't feel my hunger
Not like this
You guys should go to the wall now
Let's get it, let's get it
I should be good now.
There he's ready to go.
Yes, I'm ready to go.
Let's just close it in straight there.
Ah, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You should put on it so that it resists.
It's what tried saying as our door. How do we get in there without dying do we push in it?
The bottom somebody said
Oh God
Yeah, they're falling um
It is double jump towards the end
and gg's I'm stuck here
we're just pulled out again
guys I just fell off the world I just fell into a
the underground portal
wait what happens now
what just happened?
I'm in an area that nothing
Like I'm with you screen. Oh
Yeah, I think we're gonna. I think we're gonna question. I'm in retail or something
Um the underneath I'm on yes, same wait you're where I
Dropped into a portal below all of this. I mean another dimension. Okay. Do not get in that water down there. That's a pool
Oh, no. Oh, no, I think you might this
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need, Chad, did you go to the red spot?
Chad, I need you to watch the floor.
Yo, yo, I think you went into the mouth of the boy.
You need to get out there.
I don't have any way to leave.
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's hard in the end game.
It's like post-end game almost, so I'll do it.
Now what?
I mean, you should go in this hole.
I'll just live in this hole.
Maybe you go get out.
Oh my god, this is not breaking. Yeah, this you can't this is like bedstone. What is it polished?
What's it called polished lushtone Jack Jack?
He's gonna keep digging down. I'm gonna keep trying to dig in down
Just TP and just I do back a little bit. I do back out of the group of agents, so
Where'd you go? Where did you go?
Oh my next year, man
Where are you? Yo, why is it doing that?
Don't do that
Where did you go, X?
I'm on the top.
How? How did you get to the tippy top?
Oh, the building's anti-pearl, so that's why.
Wait, how did you get to the top?
Bro, I purled it.
It was in the middle.
To the tippy tippy tippy top?
Yes.
That's how it works, uh oh.
I don't know how you threw it that far.
I think I see the entrance, hold on.
So...
Fuck, I've only got one pool left and I don't know how you get out, X.
I need to find the entrance, hold on.
I lose?
Yeah, you just lose pretty much.
I mean, you're caught.
I see the bridge, I see the bridge, I see the bridge, I think.
I found the entrance, I think.
No, I found it, there. The bridge, there.
Where?
On me.
On me.
Uh...
Um...
What are we doing Jesse?
This is not good X, cause you're alone.
He's not there.
Well I'm holding you there man.
Hey guys I'm back.
I actually found a really cool way to get out.
Jesse's like the four on all of this fucking crazy.
Alright we get that.
Where's the entrance, gosh fucking darn it.
all right cool yeah that was cool all right
i'm gonna have to go against flying man like fuck man we need to get there again
inside i'm i'm still mad
do i should i fold i lose all my gear or keep it
oh what do you mean what do you mean
brother i went into that yeah but you know it's a it's a bug though
because where you went though that you have to go inside some folks some
Diabolical red fucking bullshit you just went through the ground like it is
We thought about it
Why I went into the green water that thought it was water and
It wasn't water and then I fell down into the
like depths of hell
The green is the portal one. Yeah, I thought it was
That it was water I was thirsty. I'm in the entrance and you want to warm up to me
I can't wormhole from here, but maybe I can wormhole from here
This place is something else, like I can't explain it
Listen, we're not trying to lose every single little bell progress in the order for a fact
Like, nobody cares that much
Like, that ruins content
Dude, that's shit
We're gonna have more fun
Oh no, I need to get out of here.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Ben is really dead, Ben is really dead, Ben is really dead.
Okay, I'm coming out.
Because I can't, I can't wormhole to you.
I have to see you and then we gotta go in together.
Yeah, you can't choose either. It's all bedstone.
No way.
Uh-oh.
Okay, you have to break into the side grates.
I see you through the wall.
Here, here.
Yeah, is he even jumping?
Oh God.
I'm gonna build up, I'm gonna...
Can I enter, Pearl?
No, no, do not.
Do not do that. I made that mistake.
Okay, go around and listen to me.
Looking.
I'm going to build an antenna.
Okay, keep going around and there's an antenna.
Uh oh.
Oh my god.
Wait, this, these...
I see it.
Oh my god. Do not go to the spawners.
I repeat, do not go to the spawners.
It makes a weird noise
Do you not get to the spawners? It makes a weird noise like
zewp
And then
Hundreds of zombies come out
Oh, that's just a classic
That's a normal thing
Okay
Night Designer?
Yeah, that's sick
Not good, huh? Can you TP me?
No, can you just walk those, please?
Oh, everybody gets TP's but me, got it
Number three then, watch here.
It was game breaking.
Apparently I can't even die in that place.
Oh, trust me, you can die.
Oh, wait, if I died, would I have just spawned back in there?
Oh, probably. It's probably the same kind of dimension as the other one.
Great, where are you?
Okay, literally, I had to.
Okay, I don't feel sad.
Well, honestly.
Great, just go around up top.
To the tippy top?
I must say I'm broke.
Let's see what the food's there.
To the tippings.
Next stop!
Yo!
Did you not get priority?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
I'm a born in a ship.
It could be two priority.
Next stop!
Fuck you!
Yo!
Great, great, great.
Are you trying to just, if you're trying to say it?
No, I'm not trolling.
I didn't know where you are.
Go, go around the doughnut.
Like it licks a rim buddy
How far how tall are how far up are you somebody? Oh my god, bro, we're at the surface level. Oh
Okay, yeah
So basically
We're above the white ring
Yeah, you're about the white ring
Okay, I think I'm at the level now.
Thanks for the laughs and getting me through rough times.
Excuse me.
But it's really at the normal overworld, at 0-0.
Okay.
And just walk around the donuts.
Okay, a second.
I can't.
Bro, chill.
One sec, I'll get him.
chill one sec i'll get him i imagine that
i don't know how to get over there okay just just if you i i i generally get out of this
guy you cannot go to zero zero i mean you cannot make this up it has to be trolling
Hey, I'm not as good as you at the game.
How can you not go to 0-0s?
I mean, that's a stroll, that's a stroll.
I know you're trolling him.
I can't wait until I find something that I'm better than you.
Go to service level, god damn.
Like, what a fucking dipshit.
You spent, you spent the best part of three years playing Minecraft
just to get a fucking 10 minutes.
Jesse, freeze him, freeze him, freeze him.
Ah, I can't.
Ah, yes.
I'm not sure what you're playing man, we're just playing with something, just chill out.
Fucking bitch ass.
such a fucking pussy that's the problem you're a fucking put like you're just
the biggest pussy I know
come here
come on
editors remove all of the cheating parts yeah yeah also I need some some
some eerie music in youtube ear music in scary music for scary
if you want like eerie swampy eerie like music just put the microphone gain a little higher
and you could just hear the fucking noise coming out of your room because that's a swampy
in areas it gets no matter trash and bullshit around but that gain up real quick you share your
music yeah share it this is gonna weird it's not too weird it's not too weird i'm not gonna
maybe not a bit of it let's give you a play this do you resident I got guys I
try this one
guys something's there something's breaking through these blocks
The first person?
Double order, just a second.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
The first person is the second?
Hold up, pause.
The first person, they think of the order, okay?
So, we're gonna have a fun thing done.
We'll get to the point.
Yo, yo, I, I hope the
Insta-Band and fucking dumbass drivers
We're gonna give it an order!
I, I, I, I, I...
Like, how fucking hard is it to fucking take order and I, I can't.
God.
They got a shit.
What?
guys there's so many mobs of runs that we're lagging, like it's terrible
I'm sitting at
honestly I think I have to chill out
uh oh, oh shit
oh he's fucking low
I'm on that, I'm on that
nice
I'm not going to use that voice.
Great.
Shut up! Hit him!
Oh!
She's using bow here not to slow you down.
Oh, shit, I'm dead.
Help me, I'm not in space, I'm sitting, I'm saying.
What if he's hitting me with a weapon?
Yeah, I'm not in here, by the way, sorry.
I don't know what I'm saying, anybody's got a leg?
No, I'm just going to break it manually.
What's this?
hold on
look look look look look look look look under
collector collector collectors
there is a web
whoa
advance path 3
3
wait docks have it
hold up yeah they're good they're good they're good they're good they're very good
spontaneous combustion help help fight fight fight watch out don't care if I
this. They're at the next spot.
Guys, put some blood in these boxes there.
Is he bailing it?
Polished Ash and Stone?
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Help me, help me, help me.
Bring your clock out.
Help!
I'm getting back, I'm getting back here.
Why are you still here?
I'm getting back, I'm getting back here.
Hold on, I'm getting back, hold on.
I'm flying, I'm flying up.
Hocus week here.
We need to get that lifesteal, okay?
Give me vampires and me and lifesteal.
Oh, keep here!
I
Like
Why I can't any I'm not getting any excuse. Oh my god. Oh my god
I
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Dude, you see books in here?
Where?
In here.
Oh, I got it.
What's a black book?
A black book.
Watch out!
Oh
Break that
Dynamite I got dynamite
Okay, I hear me do all this
Yep. Malachite? Is that a good Malachite?
Malachite. Else.
Alright, just look at the bugs, look at the bugs, look at the bugs.
We need a Max Win.
They're all L L
Scary ex QC TFX QC TFLs QC TFX QC T
Well, I don't want my vision. I like it like a smoothie
Music is good, you know what I mean, thanks.
Scary music for very scary, scary.
Whoever made this, thanks a lot.
Oh, I love this song, actually.
it's a bit like a hootings all over the place
oh yeah smite them smite them smite them
I think I'm gonna go back
We have a box, we have a box
Nah, they're all shit, still botherin' with them, I think
Maybe we should move on
Oh, here, the box, in that box
How do we go next level?
another level down man
ah next one next one
alright time to go down
last one
alright
oh is this scary?
yeah
I would go down elevator
Guys, this is a little there. Oh, well below there was some of them
Oh, it's like it's only if you go in there and sliding it. We're gonna do
I'm lying it like that guys and they send it
Oh no! Spinning it!
Help me! Help me! Help me!
Spiders!
Yo, Gays, I'm good at WC! Fuck!
Silent Hill?
Ambient Musician.
Like some fucking, like some fucking voodoo song that was there.
Heh.
You can bore him in with the voodoo.
Why am I seeing blurry though? I don't have blurry.
Glasses.
Watch out for the re-folder.
I think I'm going to make a nice weapon, but I like being able to sustain it.
Go Lightning, it's quite, if you like it, it's easy, but I need it.
Lightning is completely, like, you're completely frozen when I hit him.
Like the only thing that's annoying with this is that I just slow you guys down.
what
slow me down
like
how much xp is that
i haven't even seen
I'm going to be a lot like I've always been there's a yes break the crates does not as
as hard as lost anything.
Yeah, it's not really not.
The rads and shit from the other spot could get dicey though.
Anything in the chest that you found?
Now it's trash.
Yeah, a black book and a warp.
And a potion of PK.
I think we go down somehow.
I
Didn't need to go no no no no no no I didn't go around
But they said up
Really?
Yeah
But it's up the way to win
I
Is your exp I can't I don't they have it it's not oh yeah, I did I have a damage
This is all I got you ready
Everything
Oh
No
Now okay, come here. I just saw a way in come here at the very end of the tunnel here
There's a right side you can go to
Where
Okay, in here and then on the outside ringing on the other side of it, yeah, yeah.
I'm on my back.
I'm on my back.
He's spinning.
He's spinning.
Down.
Hey, efficiency.
Yo, we need that for the spawners.
Down where?
down
ok go
are you guys new?
no i'm here
just locked in
are you sure you're sure?
i'm just locked in
yeah i'm locked in son
locked in son
ah let me just show the backpack along
Yeah, things here.
Like it, like it, like it, like it, like it.
What is that Godzilla pretty fast man
Oh my god, I just got one shot.
Oh my.
Return it to a zombie.
I
Know whatever's in there we need to go it's it's it's it's it's looking really bad on us. That's my loot
But you gotta wait he used to work by the way that was a key. Can you block it?
I'm not scared
I
Look inside of the great you're okay. I can make a view
Great in the greats. I got my loot. I got my loot, but there's more in the great at the bottom
How do you know
It's easy, but you need to get out of control though
I don't understand like these books are easy when you're in control, but when he gets out of control it gets really crazy
My first honors
It's easy for us, sorry
There's always an easy frog in the chat, huh?
You this is easy. I did this when I was 12 of my cousin on my I
We beat this twice.
Yeah, exactly.
Fuck off.
Thing is, though, they really had to.
Yeah, they actually did do it.
They actually did do that.
Uh, Jesse, can I ask you a question?
Fuck!
I'm a little bit stunned, Locke.
Last night when I was dying over and over, why were you laughing?
Oh, that's because it was funny.
funny.
Really?
We're dying it's funny.
Yeah.
Because you were laughing like I was thinking, like you were laughing a little too hard.
Yeah, it was just, it was silly, every time you would die in your reactions it was a funny
thing.
Okay.
Alright, alright.
I'm taking some notes by the way.
Lessor sharpness.
Ow ow ow!
The collector.
Where the hell are you attacking?
They're gonna be down cold I was gonna put it this way like warm
Yeah, nobody is a killing spot over there ever
I can't, I can't think, I'm, I'm good.
Uh oh.
I, I, this is so bad man.
Okay, well I got spinning blurred.
Glow, pretty glow.
just straight spinning
any of these books good like the Dead World chapter 4 no I'm all about red
book and black book is that any good books but one thread and one black nothing
in the case really it like work the same it's just gonna be annoying to stack them
So don't even grab them sir. Yes, sir, sir. Yes, like maximum crazy of nothing like fuck you step up
All right, we go down chain here waiting
Probably need a prefire. Have you got really low FPS here cuz my fb s is 20. Oh my god. What's that? What is that?
22 yes, holy shit. Yeah, it's really bad in here. Yeah
What's yours that X I know there's a lot of it other
I'm at 60 right now.
Oh, it's not to 70.
Hey, should we go to the next?
Yeah, I should be good now.
He's not a big guy.
He's a big thing.
Now we're down.
Yahoo.
Follow him.
Watch out.
Follow him.
Legendary, legendary.
Why?
Oh my god, oh my god
I thought you were gonna die
Spongebob, Spongebob, I heard that
Oh, oh.
Any water?
Anybody got water?
Here, I got a sip.
Oh wait, I can break a block, I can get water in there.
Yep.
Yeah.
It's a red like blood on the floor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Combustion potion?
What is that?
It was L.
She think it's L.
Press F?
Careful.
Careful.
I just got hurt.
Run.
That guy fucked hard.
Oh my god, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!
I gotta go bro.
That does range abilities, that's bad.
Ahhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhh!
Go leave me!
I'm gonna have to do you, we're gonna, hit him, hit him!
Get in here.
There's two of them, there's two of them.
Yeah, my cocks going crazy
Mother I was a one-shot of it and I heard it
She put my head to a half HP
The cocks have full HP though like what a Chad, bro
They dropped a book.
It's finally breaking.
Good break.
Aye aye.
There's something that's blind above it.
It's easy blind, easy blind.
killed him
what is that?
incomplete form of wings
It gives me flight for three minutes. I just found a potion of wings
There's something today. That's max
Where's that max?
It lets me fly, but I'm sure you can use it wait. Let me see if they can find it again. That's huge
It's what here nice
I have to go again outer layer outer layer layer oh inner layer
Red Bull
Yeah just go eat, thank you
I'm enjoying on a new funner
What?
On a new funner, this is a really good funner
No it's just fucking sick
I mean my vibes are amazing
I
Wait, where are you?
We just kept running on the outside
The inner layer goes outside the layer
It's some weird like um
Did you go down yet?
No, right over here
The inner layer leads outside the layer
He's coming
Oh yeah, I think we're gonna have to be up in the morning
We have to go to sleep
I was trying to see
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I just wanted to see.
We'll ruin the schedule.
It's gonna get worse and worse for the EU products, right?
No, no, no, no, no.
Set alarm only gets you hours of sleep easy.
Do you even care about us from the UK?
Well, I can't know UK, I just don't care about you.
They're okay.
You alright? That's the vibe.
Wait, my shield's gonna break.
I'm putting it back in my passive block.
My bow's gonna break soon, bish.
I mean, I'll remeer anything.
Oh my god!
Do you have to go in there?
Guys, my weapon's gone.
I'm gonna wait again.
I'm just gonna run away.
I just wanna kill this guy.
Your weapon, that's my fucking weapon.
I know, but I need it right now.
What is one of these all the extra get bitch ass?
I swear.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I'm boiling these.
Where? Where?
I don't have a weapon.
Give them to me right next to me.
Where's weapon though?
Where's weapon at?
There's a thing again.
It's just not here anymore.
These are the extra men.
They're probably being rich.
It's one back for sure look in the greats if you look in the greats. I am I'm looking
Remember what you lost it I
Saw it on my screen disappear from my bar like it wasn't like
It was right here
Oh no, I'm gonna be in the lava in here.
I'm being spun around.
It wouldn't die if it was in lava though, it doesn't die.
Maybe you have to go into the lava, yeah, I don't know man.
That's fucking boilbill.
Do you remember I say when you were where you were when you left it literally right
Here is when it disappeared right here
So I broke the screen to start looking
Okay, well, that was uh, that weapon was one of my backup weapons.
I don't get it.
I don't have immunity, but it felt like I lost it though, so I'm going to go in the lava.
Dude, this happened to me yesterday, I'm telling you, it's like so stung.
Ah, what, the little leecher?
The little slave mob said, get that.
I
Got a troll easy
What book is that book is that
Is they good to strike it
I only made one of the weapon that you could use.
Oh, a bomb!
Shite!
I don't think there's anything on this one.
Ah.
Yeah, it's just like any good at all or not
Read it
How's it the bypass evasion and parry and chance and generally gives a chance of bypassing other ability frames? Whoa?
Oh, what's this guy broken up?
Wait, bypassing in bornality frames
Is that you put the chest down?
No
What?
No, I just sorted it. It was just here
Here's the capabilities they're good
I
See try level three on my top my screen
Little spiders
Now as
No, I'm just using my bow. This is fine
That wasn't even like a main weapon or whatever. It was like a great side weapon
You know, I can't eat my fill out with my shit. That's my main weapon
That weapon was literally my weapon that I gave you
No, that weapon we killed a dragon and we crap. Oh wait, wait. I wasn't diamond. Yeah
You're right. I'm like guys sometimes it's not a good ain't change
Guys sometimes the mobs will drop something a good ain't change
Ain't change
Fuck you
fuck you in your novel down here
oh my god
mending oh my god guys this is my backpack it broke
oh oh
ring of overclocking oh my god can you guys not do that please
can you guys not do that? I just want some good stuff in this like
uh... chest
i love it, we're just bringing all this money
i can't even give it to you, things fit in a dog shit like that
and you just fucking...
she's just like, oh man please, i can't put it up
mate, why do you got bones in your backpack?
e-e-e-e-watch out
nuclear spot
heard that
my whole room's just been read for the past three hours
not now, not now!
No, you can't we can't we can't we can't see the plugs. I can't even hit him
guys
Come on. Don't worry. Don't worry. I've got I've got I've got fucking TMC. I guess done. I guess done in it
You see
Right, let's stop doing it
Yeah
Bang!
You stole everything X!
You fucking greedy fuck!
Can I just help me?
You're so greedy!
He ran into-
I just ate-
I ate a course fruit and I just teleported randomly somewhere.
Hey, I'm telling you, I might be the worst video game in the world.
Yeah, no, no, I think I might be the worst video game.
Wait, I just got a brutal fragment. What is that?
what is that that's good what is that half of the piece it's all we need is all we need is all
we need is for training i think is it good is that max win i don't know i know what to do i know
what to do i know what to do did you have any bread x did you get anything good or did you
what did you suck up just the xp um dog shit lucky i i i imagine potion what potion was it
of everything like literally everything in the game like if I get some fuck for shit
all right I'm gonna be going to base what do we need
ah food food I got food actually something else
this is here take on the floor behind you
this fire is what's up starting it's a stupid it
Yeah behind you dipshit.
Yo, if you come at me like that you fucking bitch.
You wouldn't do anything to me man.
Help!
Wait, they're spawning from in here.
From in this middle bit I saw it.
Yeah, they're spawning here.
Oh, they're on the ground, they're on the ground.
Breaking it, breaking it, breaking it, breaking it.
It's broken.
Everywhere
I suppose those other
Is that bike right there?
That's just cool. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh
It's even stronger. Oh my god
Oh my god. Uh oh. Stay in this cobweb. He's stuck in the cobweb. Keep the cobwebs here.
So there's somebody who's in here with me. Hey, what's up with me?
Somebody's in here with me. Hey, what's up with me?
I'm hitting you. I'm hitting you. It should be good.
Get by this cobweb. Get by the cobweb.
Get by the cobweb. I'm starting. I'm starting. I'm starting. I'm starting.
Come back. Come back.
You're gonna die.
I'm stuck.
Yeah, you're not this thing to me.
Hit it! Bang it!
Seems I don't have a recall potion.
What did you get?
Moisturized it.
That's it.
What did you get?
Wait, how much XP did you get?
Brutal fragments!
What did you guys...
Blast one, what's Blast one?
What's more mortal or more to last mortal assist
Luma three for a fishing rod fuck off lightweight three is that good all of this is to shite
Shit, this is absolutely fucking dog shit, bro. We're getting fucked rock. Okay, mate. This is
Dude
I don't even know what you're fucking looking at.
You are not the or-
You are not the fucking-
You are not the fucking P.R.O.D.A.
You are such a little fucking...
bitch.
Watch out, Blizzard!
On your face!
On your face!
I'm bonking your face!
Get out!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Uh-oh.
I'm stuck here.
Help me.
Help me now.
X. Ever call me a peon again? I'm gonna fuck you up, I'm not kidding.
There it is, aye. Spawners, where's the break-dose?
Just remember. Just fucking remember who you're talking to.
I'm up here by the way, I'm trying to find a way to stop him, I have a place to go.
Ah, am I dying?
X?
X?
I'm in the back here.
I'm in the back here, I'm in the back here, I'm in the back here, I'm in the back here, I'm in the back here.
Hit! Hit! Hit!
Where are we? Where are we?
X?
X, you got to the street.
Just lie to him, lie to him.
Kill the thing at the top there.
That's the thing killing us.
Oh, then.
Oh my god.
Stop! Right.
Stop stealing all the fucking things.
Yo, are you fucking kidding me?
I'm stealing your fucking butt!
Listen, right!
Bro, I own your ass.
I can own your ass and rockin' the guy in there.
You need to use your big-eyed and minded fucking bullshit!
Yeah, let me just mine it when I'm getting fucked.
I only have a couple ships left here on the floor with the share of last
right a lot of the Russians there okay go behind you I'm on my way water there
water go give me that back give me my water thing back as well don't you still
Ex-Nunchuck? Yes or no?
Yes, you want me to give him to you?
Yeah, I'm on my way right now.
Ah, yeah.
Let's hear some cook- Super Papa.
Okay.
Cheers.
Thank you, sir.
They don't stun, so you have to stick it around me or Gricus.
Yeah
Oh man, oh man, wait, is that you didn't help?
Oh
Where'd you go?
There's a middle here. Yeah, I am you want to break it. Yeah
Like them as we're getting doorways
I don't know what to do with it.
Don't fly, you fools, what does that mean?
Reinforce, search, trade.
Oh, back up!
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
Oh, no, no, I, I pro-backed this.
There's a spider.
Oh, is that how you escape from this portal, right?
You ender probably get out.
That's how you escape.
That's actually kind of smart.
My warm-up outfell on the ground.
Yeah, you're gonna have to do what I did.
i just went to a village
and i had a waystone
same quest as me
wait can i just go home
you can die if you die then you can go home and then
oh yeah true just die in death scroll
just die in death scroll no but it's too late
you should have died in it
yeah yeah
yeah well let me do it
I just want to go. We leave.
Big wall.
We can do it. We can do it after like another day.
Alright, I'm ender pearl.
Wait, where'd you ender pearl?
You just ender pearl and it gets you out.
I've got a warp scroll. Is that just as good?
You might work.
I think somebody should log out there.
Yeah, warp scroll. You can just go home. I should have gave you some.
Warp scrolls are so OP.
I think you guys should stay in there so we can just keep you back to that next spot.
next lot with a little
that's right we can just be out there on the
out there step
come and look in
let's do it
even if it's just for the day
it's good to have you with us
even if it was just for the day
I'm in the Loki truck though
yeah we did
and by we me and Jesse
What?
What?
True.
Press one if you agree.
If those drops are loaded or not, those drop chests are crazy.
It's good to have you with us, even if it was just him above.
You know, Mr. Q, did you eat your burritos?
No, not yet.
I
Okay
About eating a cold taco from Taco, but I never been like damn it. This is cold. It's just like whatever really
Yeah, it's not super hot. It's like yeah, whatever
Right, okay, we do the
I thought I thought we do it in here for a change because we're always over there
I think I was just saying yes always like I mean dude that's the outer step the
intro and outer step I just come to you as soon as I get out of the biome I
could work wait no no no I got you bro I got you little bro because you're
under me
that for me
advanced product reaction to them
on some of my gear in the lockino
yes
oh shit
later bitch
that's how we do
I mean
that's just faster livery if you ask
faster than new beats
alright okay
alright
x
I
Three
Three three three. Yeah, I was gonna say three again. Yeah
Yeah, X just get in the middle bro
Yeah, okay, well that just I guess about it perfect
and that wraps up today's episode thank you so much for watching make sure to
like comment and subscribe we did no actually no I shouldn't do that one I
should do it like this okay three two one and that wraps up today's episode
thank you so much for watching we did a lot today make sure to leave a little
comment on what your favorite part of the episode was
Ex-QC?
My favorite part was when Greek died and when Jesse lost all his loot.
Also, next time, we're going in the middle of the brutal tower and we're gonna beat the bosses.
Man, that is gonna be so sick.
I hope you guys enjoyed.
Make sure to hit that like button and subscribe if you want to see some more.
But until the next time, catch ya'll.
Okay, I want to ask you what have we actually achieved today other than just like like
We did another we got the parts so that we could summon the big boss we learned more
about the other dimension also okay damn okay then we did the end city that was a
thing and we we progressed into the brutal tower
we did the way that we got my stone I lost my weapon some say Mike when it's
mine well I was too we also you we have to learn how to use our freedom on it
because Jesse's in long
created play through
no I actually had a lot of fun playing with you guys today
and yeah it was a good session
I had fun playing Rocket League, I had fun with the CSGO cases and then I had fun with this
it was a good overall day
true
as I say
and it's one of those days where you make sure to hit that follow button
Yes, you have a twitch prime.
Indeed.
Um, twitch prime and follow the channel for more of this type of content because this content will be coming...
To the next version.
Yeah. Um, yeah.
Thank you.
Because I already blocked you by.
I don't remember. No, that's like...
Ah, quests? How do I claim all my juice? Like that, or did it?
And there's honestly nothing better than some cozy Minecraft gameplay at the end of the day.
Guys, how do I claim all?
True.
And next thing though, we gotta do the server. That'll be sick.
What after the next start we got to start in figuring out logistics
What me for the faction server is like how many people are you thinking oh wait we have the format we want to do
I feel like this simple or the better though like not don't overthink it
Yeah, but it's still be cool though
Yeah, I mean, who would play, you think?
Me.
And like actually try, not like someone that just logs in for two seconds and loses.
Oh, I mean, everybody would play though, everybody.
Matt here, some viewers involved, lowkey.
Some mods, some VIPs might be good.
This is a public service announcement.
A Minecraft faction server is on the cusp.
Soon, if you want to be a part of it, let us know.
It will be huge, massive, and the most fun that we've had in years.
Let us know.
And Fawson, you are invited.
Ready? That's cool.
Yeah, I'm better.
I want to have a cool hat.
I can't swap mine. I'm just, I'm hoarse for the rest of the playthrough.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that up.
I'm gonna do that chest search thing.
The guy's spamming. Apparently that seems good.
Mod options, Quark, Config, Client, Enable, Chest, Search, Bar.
That's fire.
Yeah, true.
Oh, yo, I got this one.
I was going to use it. It was kind of...
It might be too much.
It is you, though.
you
you
you
you
you
you