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Hello guys, hello stuff, stuff, stuff, I'm gonna hit the phone so I can hit the chest.
I have to get the ball first.
How long?
One minute?
We'll have to do it in a second somewhere else.
Yo, I go.
Yo, this is crazy.
I can't get my...
Yo, can I use a bumper chat?
So I can't read you guys.
It gives a take on that.
I'm going to get him.
So, I'm trying to get a little life in a fast because I have to get interviewed in minutes.
So, I'll have to go, um...
Do you have a chance?
So, I'm trying to...
I don't have a chance.
I don't have a chance.
Y'all here?
I'm trying this to my dad.
Hey, I'm very, I'm a bit nervous right now.
Are you doing good?
Yeah, I'm doing good.
You sure?
Yeah, let it go!
The team!
Look!
The team!
You and Jeffsy, it's my whole squad.
You know, these were hand-picked one by one.
We picked all of them.
And the last two, we, okay, so our first turn, we didn't get it.
Why not?
The guy we saw at the red light.
Yes.
I didn't want it.
I picked him, but in speed, wronged him with his belt, and he stole from me.
That's why I said let me throw the can at him.
No, don't throw the can at the car.
Yes, kill the can at the car.
Well, he was going to throw it.
He's going to throw his red light at the car.
Two stories.
Forget this, man.
What a funny color car.
Yeah, I'll show you.
Yeah, I'll show you.
Boom.
Oh, you almost switched to the computer?
No, no, no.
I just wanted to show them the TV.
Yeah bang bang bang bang bang and chat chat nobody has to get this with my
idea and we they actually made it come to life with
look at this camera outside right camera guest and look at this look at this
I had like some intercom and he goes yo yo yo tassel into three we go
I'll try.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
Excuse me.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm on the left, I'm on the right, I'm on the left, I'm on the left.
Stay a little louder, stay a little louder.
So that's a set of tracks, so you can see the pitch and see if they're in a comfortable position.
They're blasting music right now, but when they're not, actually you'll be able to hear from the car.
You ready? Yeah, well good.
It's my brother.
And uh, yo, chat, what do you guys use for chat on the phone?
So, how do I get it?
I think it's like, it's an illiterate chat center, right?
Yeah.
I think I have that though.
I have it.
Frosty.
What happened?
Should we go around?
Yeah.
Chat, this is probably the product you're looking at, okay?
Okay, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be very chat the reading
Any?
Check.
I'm gonna get out of here.
Alright.
This is what you must do.
I'm gonna sit here and get out of here.
Come here!
Good.
I don't want to be a rooflater now, but I don't want to be like, loud shit.
I don't want people to like it so much.
I hate it.
By the way, we're not going to lose anything, right?
In here?
Anyway, actually we're going to see some other people.
Oh, are we going on the same time?
No!
Chad, it's so loud!
He's not my buddy, but he's my friend!
He's my friend!
He loves me, Lucas!
Oh, he's got us all killed in Lucas!
Come on!
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on!
Yeah, yeah, what are you doing?
Say, man!
That's my team!
That's my team!
Hold on, you know what? I'm gonna go make sure to hold it!
Yeah, I don't know if I'm like a random or a fan of my guy, like a smacking guy.
Yeah.
Do I get to pay in salaries by now?
I'm going to wash my hands.
Chad, what are you looking? Is this aura or not?
What's up with them? Chad thoughts?
Chad voting?
Chad voting.
I'm actually in Skål, so I guess that means aura.
Skål equals aura.
Stop!
Stop, guys!
You see it again?
Yo, shout out to the 11 Lucas fans.
Thank you!
There you go.
Don't be a fan of it.
All right, you have a little bit of a welding.
All right, we've got an interview coming up.
What's the thing I want?
What now?
Can I bring a picture with me?
Yeah!
That's cool.
That's cool?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to be next.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh my god!
I'm kinda nervous a little bit, I don't know what's gonna happen.
I'll have the VPN on, it's always lagging.
Yo, I need the Heka guy in here though, we can get a Heka live.
life but I don't look too chubby oh this is a coach guy Oscar and what do you
do for us we coach coach I run your tactics so he's coming to do it here yeah
I mean I mean yeah the boys are to do right right you tell me what you tell the
boys that's it so how come in there you go that we're gonna win it yeah
was a lot then yeah especially the fact that these guys are trying to put on
the whole show and stuff Jeremy it just gives them a little bit of fire so
it's cool how do you do yeah I'm excited about this as well yeah I
know like I didn't really prepare anything I don't have anything like a I
don't have a premium speech no it's supposed to be yours a speech yeah you
have a premium speech luck what do you do um I got this yeah all right cool
You're going to take your ball?
Yeah, go on, go on.
One more to go, keep your feet down.
Hey!
It's a video.
Hi.
How's it going?
Good.
Is that a video?
Yes.
Hey!
Go!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
She's got the tanto, she's got the tanto!
She's got the tanto, she's got the tanto!
What is he doing?
Oh
All right everybody, welcome to Mi Casa, also known as Mi Casa, also known as the studio.
I am joined by here some beautiful people.
Elisha, Edouard, my amigo and obviously we've got speed and another Felix I just learned there's two
Felix's. Excuse me, is that a Felix? Yeah, yeah. Is it weird being not the only Felix?
No, because one of the biggest YouTubers is many Felix's. So I'm in his shadow all the time.
They call him the bitter Felix but they're lying. Well we're stoked to have you both here.
Can we talk about this right now? What were you getting?
Hey, I just want to say one word to you, you know fellow manager
You're losing
Today, you're losing
Your first debut my first debut, but you're losing sure, but I'm very sure about that. Why?
Why?
Cuz I'm speed-fagristan
He speed-fagristan. Who I coached for now with 2008
2007 2006
I got six UCLs come on man my name troubles you weren't even born in just
neither I was very much born in 2008 Felix
well you're like that you were one year old you were one year old
all I'm gonna say I already have a game plan for you I already have a game so
what's on there it's blank it's blank notes
because why would I show my game before the game he's like an on-the-fly guy
You know, no, I already have a game plan. We're running a 4-3-3 offside track and two men above you can realize that
66 it's 66 guys
Well with that being said of course, you gotta give the people some context
Thank you. She's ended for the intro. You know, we got our managers here for our very first matchup
We have xqc for glitch xc and of course speed for speed united
So you have a lot of surprises. We're seeing a lot of trash talk
We saw during the drive yesterday speed son that you see they know anything about boy
You see it seems to think speed don't know nothing about ball. We love the competition, but speed though
You got a little surprise. You got an OG baller on your team
What can you tell us about what we can see from your team and that special card that you're gonna pull out for
all I can say is
The things you're gonna be seeing from my team the one twos
We have a lot of talent. Oh, we have a lot of talent on my team. I made sure
to place every person on my team I got a Ronaldo I got a Neymar I got a Robert
Lowe Downski I got a Lukaku I got a Harry Maguire I have everything and I
got messy
just saying also I like the point out that yesterday he made fun of me for my
notes and then when I picked the player he stole my player he was
He just threatened it.
He did you dirty.
By my scouting.
It's all good though.
I would never, never in my life, when it comes to football, I would not be afraid about his
man.
You see this man?
Does he have a suit on?
Is his name Speed Fagerson?
No, his name is...
Okay.
Who is that?
Speed.
I got a question for you though.
But you have Steven Kodra on your roster.
Okay.
Do you feel like you have a little bit of an advantage?
Because he has played.
He's played in Germany.
He's played in the UK version of Baller League.
Like he knows about this competition.
I feel like I don't have an advantage.
I just feel like that I scouted right.
That's just being a better player.
Like again, as a manager, my job is to organize a team.
If I have somebody from Germany, then I
have somebody from Germany.
He's a wild card.
Let him be free.
What do you think the people in the chat
are saying about all this right now?
I think the chat is coming off right now.
Try to spin the W's.
Every chat right now, I'm spending W's right now.
All right, well, we want to hear from everybody.
Get in there and get busy.
Give us those W's.
Give us, you see some W's too.
I feel like this has been very one-sided so far.
Drop the W's in the chat, man.
This is Baller League, USA.
We got XQC, we got speed.
And we ready, man.
We ready.
The competition is here.
Let us know your thoughts.
If you're watching and you're excited right now,
make sure you spam those Juppies in the chat.
And let us know, who do you think is going to win?
Lich FC or speed united?
What are we thinking? What are we thinking?
It's our first match of the night.
You guys are making history. No pressure.
He took his glasses.
Wait, you're a manager too?
Oh, I didn't even know.
I thought you was a player.
I'm the manager. Look at the haircut.
Oh, now I can see it now.
It's good soccer flow to be honest.
So who's winning today? Shake on it.
You guys think you're gonna win?
See, now it might be 50-50 now.
See now you you presenting yourself as a manager right now. You wasn't a manager. I'm gonna get a blazer then you should because this
This ain't it. This is a hard. Oh, I remember my team
You know, I like this. I'm above you like jacket like no
Manager, I'm no no no no no
traditionally
managers speech people like speed faggerton. They dress like this
Because they're intellectual
All right, well, we're gonna let you guys continue to debate on this right now
We're gonna send it out to our third team member due to Pavao standing by with Steven Coder
Who knows a thing or two about scoring goals in ball early due to what you got?
I am right next to them
We're ready to back it.
We're going like this.
We're going like this.
Guys, we're winning today.
We're ready to motivate.
We're ready to motivate.
Winning no matter what.
If we lose out there, we win overall.
We don't care.
I picked an all-star team.
You guys might not know yet.
We are a winning team, 100%.
Let's go.
Let's see who we are.
See? See?
Man.
Yo, yo, I cannot believe that I-
Let's open the chat and it's just crickets.
I hate that.
Yo, that's just not-
Who are you and no tagties, baby?
Yeah!
Defend?
Oh, he's the ball.
Hey, no.
It's just the Fender stuff!
Oh shit, shit.
Why is this...
He has a mascot!
He has a mascot!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, next event?
Oh man.
I don't know, Matt.
English, UK, color...
Boy, I got boy, I got boy.
Go Keeper Jason Leon is alongside XQC as they line up and get ready for this one.
Don't break the rules, don't bring it up
Wanna put the plunge, riding on it
Got the rules of life, I ain't runnin' it on
What you gonna do when you ask me to win
You ain't really mouth this, don't talk about it
Really on the move, on the map
Never slip, keep your hands to your lips
Don't talk about it
And then let's get into the starting elevens
For each of these two sides, at first four
Speed United, we talked about it
Steven Kondra will sweep the line
Alongside Jason Stroud, with Jaiestra
Will be the two up front, DiBido
those forward areas at the back Anthony Ricci and Alejandro Melian are in a defense.
Another wild card, two wild cards straight into the starting 11 for these two sides and
as for the goalkeeping situation is Tyler Hogan in between the sticks for Glitch FC.
This is what their inaugural team will look like.
They'll now go Espinosa Solis in that forward position.
Three defenders, a list of defenders of Antalya Longo, Miguel Benito and Daniel Minigun
Gonzalez, the goalkeeper, is a Colombian, quite a South American representation to this
team.
Two Colombians on the side of Venezuela, Ecuadorian, and a Chilean, so they've gone
very much for a South American flavor, clinch FC, in their inaugural match.
And let's get to our predictability mark, and head on, this one presented by Kalshee.
This is what it looks like, a head-off kickoff.
Glychef Singh actually coming in as the favorites.
Nobody tell Lysio Speed that, but his side at a 36% chance.
We're looking at Marks, but it's okay, we're next time over, we've got...
All right, all right.
Can they see this?
Can the chess hit us?
It's over the course of the pitch.
I mean, it's what it looks like in that speed United huddle.
Now, the radio's very quiet.
And they're going.
There's Steven Koudra in his first game here
with this first match with speed united taking on a glitch fc it's peeking in this first match
and it'll come all the way back to the goalkeeper first so i think okay it's a little cry for me as
one so once again if you're just joining us this is six against six in the baller league
well controlled here in the center of the park bag you get a big eat dog
breaking switch of play let's go across and is well controlled on that right side
by the way if the ball hits the ceiling it actually is a free kick to the opposition
six seconds to change.
Go, Felons.
They're only the Chalkins from the outside.
Can I use the rest of the kick-ins?
Yeah, I'll use the base of the players.
Make sure speed.
Did bring a fan with him, and that fan now in full points.
Is that the raking switch to play?
Let's go over the head.
And then I would put the other counter as well.
Instead of this, you would put this.
Speed United.
Steven Koudra working down the pitch.
We'll control neatly here in the penalty area.
I don't see any idea of the counter.
kick to Glitch FC.
Full on cheering section.
The command.
That's what I'm hoping to say.
And everybody's trying to show speed.
That never a subtle entrance.
That's some pressure coming here.
Still an opportunity out for Glitch to break.
Well controlled there in the center circle by Esmeidosa.
The hold up man.
With his Glitch side.
Benito.
Yeah, I see.
Speed United dropping off a little bit here and allowing Clitch Fc to try and find the gaps.
Back to the goalkeeper here, chasing on the other.
In 12 minutes of normal 6v6 action, and then we'll present you our game changers.
As we go along on this evening, a nice long ball will actually be goalkeeper to goalkeeper there,
as we also couldn't quite take this one down.
Coming down the other end, speed united and unable to control through the Romanian Chastron.
Both of them there have utilized the goalkeeper in possession.
Benito wants a lot of striking, fires into the stand.
Into that Polar League signage in behind the goal, which is manned by Tyler Hogan.
A few players that have applied their trade locally, particularly in the college game at
International University which is right down the street.
Long ball unable to help that one on. It is cleared away.
Four goal kick. All goal kicks must be taken inside that 16-year box.
Bang! Bang! You did it!
Well helped on there. That full strip, just like Luis Felipe Fernández.
And then coming the other way and requiring a save.
Well handled there from Jason Leal. That was a snap shot.
Now we should tell you that that save to go out of play as it's controlled there on that far side
They go out of play what in theory be out for a corner, but you see it on your screen right next to the clock
That's an opportunity on this left side now
We're gonna have to put this in the program, right?
No one.
I see a quarter in there in the game.
Just do whatever space is doing, okay?
We're also just gonna do the whole thing from here.
That's my team.
That's really good direction.
I think the bandwagon is not on tour, so he went all the way to the burgers.
This is the end of the season.
We have the best.
And we have the best.
Check this to close it.
Check this hot face by the way.
Check this to close it.
Oh, the long one.
That's a damn yellow cork!
What the hell was that?
What are you talking about?
Scott, dammit!
That's a bitch, that's a bitch!
I didn't hear boys all of this.
That was clean, that was a clean tackle.
Me too!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Right there! Right there!
Ya ya he touched the ball
He touched the ball!
It was notes!
It's over.
By the way, that's a non-discount, that's a non-discount, it's been a free shot.
eqer, eqeee
i got shot, i got shot
okay
i got shot
Get out of here.
I'm out of my way.
I'm out of my way.
I'm out of my way.
He's going to have to.
Get out from there.
Go.
That says delay.
IRL delay, almost.
I'm going to have to.
You got it.
You got me here.
You got me here.
I got you here.
Go ahead.
I'm filming for you.
Chad, he's sticking to put a drone out there in a second.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Salte, Salte
You want to go to the other side?
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go
Go, go, go, go
Go fast, go fast
Go, go, go
Go down, go down
Go
Good, good, good
Come on! Come on!
Yo, I'm mad for team, it's my team. It's a good sense to see my team, it's a good actual team.
I'm still learning Spanish, so I can't really manage pretty much for now, but it's not going across, I'm learning a few words.
Goal! Goal! Goal!
Goal! Goal!
2, 3, 2, 1...
Goal!
Okay, it's 1-0. It's not a goal.
It's not a goal.
It's 1-0. It's 1-0.
We can get 2 goals in a minute. Easy.
I know what's going on.
I was saying, we need to communicate more, I get present on the pitch, also only got one goal, you can see it, the whole foot's around it, I just, we're together.
I just put so many words.
True, false, true.
Yeah, it isn't true, it isn't true.
Alright, here we go, let's start again.
Jason, Jason!
Hey, switch, stop, stop!
Yo, it's on the pitch, though.
It's on the pitch, cinema.
I think it's a cannonball.
Alright, it's not bad.
Oh, it's on the side.
Two, three.
Oh!
Ow!
It's all good, it's all good.
How do you go to the bottom side of the sidewalk?
The side pipe.
Hit the side pipe, it's all good.
Nice, playoff buddy.
Yeah playoff.
So, they do 3D2, 2D2.
3D2, ah 2D2.
3D2.
3D2.
3D2.
3D2.
3D2.
3D2.
3D2.
3D2.
3D2.
3D2.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
That's like, YES!
YES!
That's what we do!
That's what we do!
That's what we practiced, that's what we practiced!
This is what we worked on this morning, that formation is what we did this morning.
Yeah, 8am in the morning, we're doing all that.
Oh
Yeah, that's good, that's good yes
I'm gonna go in.
I'm gonna go in.
I said go. That's nice.
I was gonna say that.
They keep adding time.
No, no, stop this.
It's two-one. Stop the game.
No, no, no, no.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Nope.
Good defense, good D, good D, good D, good D!
Last play, last play!
Nobody, nobody cheers, nobody cheers!
Hey, stop cheering!
They made the noise before hitting the ball right?
I have the noise before hitting the ball
Let's go some more
They made the noise before hitting the ball
There's no goal
No goal
Let me tell you something, there's no goal
Let's go
Yeah, that's cool
As long as the ball
The referee has come over to the monitor pit side.
Have a look here.
Really? Bar? Bar?
Daniel Vaughn is our referee looking at it.
This is what? At home. No shot.
Not over and over again.
So they continue to look at it here.
The strike coming off of Stephen Paltrow.
I mean, where's the, where's the bottom?
The officials here, this side.
This is what it looks like.
Get the V.A. or...
Do we want to take him to the V.A.?
Yeah, those.
Hey, listen.
Yeah.
Brother, look at that.
No, no V.A. is in here.
No, it's actually struck right there.
Obviously, he goes firing in.
No, you can see it, you can see it.
You can see it.
It's just...
Eeeeee.
Look.
Yo, yo, what?
Where is...
Yo, say not gonna be done.
I scouted from Germany to Germany.
Yo, yo, yo, I went to Germany, Haleburg.
He was good in Germany.
You're bad here, devil.
We heard the noise like two things before.
That's two, two, baby. That's two, two.
I got that voice from Germany.
I got that voice from Germany.
We heard it a little longer than we might have expected.
And I heard it too.
Felix, goddammit.
I'll bet anything, anything? 100 bucks, 20 bucks.
That's a goal, guys.
We're about to be on that one.
So the officials have to look at the incident and not hear what he has to say.
Good goal. Good goal is the final decision at the end of all this.
It counts, that challenge is for God.
Are we sure, are we sure?
That's not what I heard, that's not what I heard.
Yo, yo, Varka back at it again.
Yeah, yeah, this, I mean, Varspeed.
Yo, if your goal has to go to Varka,
should be no goal let's be honest
they go for X I don't know I only have a box
okay money later whatever fine I mean take it you can't be bad about that it is
what it is
He's actually knows what he's doing.
All of them?
What?
Oh, I get it.
Oh, well, I guess.
So there's two halves, right?
Is it halves?
I think it's two fifteen minutes.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job, guys.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job, man.
Yeah.
Look at this.
God doing way too much.
I am not sure how to speak English, but I am always a bit of a fan.
I am always a fan.
I am always a fan.
It's huge, it's high, it's high.
You can't see, you can't be small to little people.
What for my picture?
How you gonna get it?
It's a lot of pictures.
That is loud.
How much is this weekend?
It's three to five.
Yeah, what are we thinking?
He's here!
Run!
Run!
Why not?
He played that!
Run!
Run!
He played that!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Now, what are we doing in there?
That ground is ready!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I'm not saying that.
It worked.
There's an electric drill match.
It's a pass, don't you think?
Hey!
Hey, as far as I've seen so far around the building,
Speed is the only manager who is crawling.
Is that his?
Is that his?
All of that is his, people!
All of that is his!
Oh, that's crazy.
Yo, yo, we're in the upper of the game.
Yo, next time you're in the upper of the game,
yo, next time you'll have a whole fucking trial
The fans, the harmonica, the flute, the piano, the sax guy, we're gonna, you know, the guy
with the fucking came out to the game awards and all the instruments, the hammer, the triangle.
We need to try to get in the ball.
That's crazy.
Are we waiting for all of the development?
Are we waiting for the channel?
Look at that!
The ICSL is not right!
We have to watch it!
It has to get through!
Hey, air gun!
All these games today?
I can't talk right now, it's so loud.
Are you happy with the result now?
I'm happy to see you.
I'm happy to see you.
I didn't do anything that thick.
I think...
Right now we're just going to be fucking away, right?
Yeah.
Actually, that's what we're going into to have a 2-1.
So I'm happy with the thing.
Long mind, we're going to forget it, right?
So I'm not mad at that.
Man, how do you do it?
I do great.
I do very, very good.
Is it me?
Yeah.
And they need to do it in Spanish?
So can you get with them like you?
You live in Miami?
How do you not know Spanish?
Oh, he's moved here.
No, I'm not mad at that.
You're going to get a thingy all better, right?
No, that's part of the...
When you buy a house, you have to have to do a lingo down-pocket.
All right.
I'll do it when I go and I'll start spending.
Alright, I'll start testing you next week.
Alright.
I know.
Vamos.
Vamos.
Go, go, come on.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll leave you.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
All right, all right.
Yeah.
Good job, big deal.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Must have been on the last.
Oh, no!
Throw in to speed tonight.
2-2 for the first 15 minutes.
The game changer will come.
With three minutes to go in this game.
Potentially turn the tide at this one.
What's up?
I told that, watching right now between Twitch, YouTube and X on our boilerlit USA accounts
as well as our managers, we're over 150,000 viewers in line.
He's gone!
He's gone!
After he's gone!
Oh, man!
It's FC.
Nice!
They're in a through ball.
For me to go inside this.
We will find its way through.
And now, we might reach you to come forward for...
Just need you to deny it.
We're past.
We're able to slow there.
If you don't stop.
It's a foot saw experience.
A 33-year-old has me.
Go ahead, Goal.
It wasn't the time to go ahead, Goal.
this match since he checked the end of the pick back.
Watch the hotel, watch it, hotel.
Bring it back, relax, relax.
Yes, boy, relax.
Yes, boy, go.
Open up, communicate.
Oh my God, that was a good one.
Good job, Benito!
Benito Gdodd, that's my guy.
We're about to watch crime, Benito. Cinema.
Follow pressure, follow pressure!
Now the pressure.
The pressure here, it's aggressive here from Speed United.
It's an official step there from Fede Gonzalez.
For Leon the goalkeeper to go and win it.
Can you play it? It's a tough one there.
He's a way of free kick on that far line.
There will be occasions when two-minute penalties are handed out for the first half of the game.
Good job!
Ha ha ha
Keep it on, bang it.
Nice!
Okay, good pressure, but he's dope.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Where is he passing through?
I see what they're doing.
See, his coach is telling you what to say.
He's getting coached by the coach to manage.
Yeah, that thing.
Goal spider, yeah.
We don't do that here.
We don't do that here.
Crash through it only.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Oh three corners, give us a penalty.
How much time do we have left? 20?
20.
It was 20 minutes, it's anybody's game,
it's anybody's game, it's all good.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah, he's slipping too early.
Yes!
Son, it's not over yet, buddy.
My strength is my power!
Yeah, yeah.
We'll see his reaction when we lose at the game,
it's all good.
We're supposed to end the game,
two goals, nothing.
It's all good.
It's only from the clock, yeah.
Why are you celebrating for him?
Game's still on.
Come on buddy.
Hey!
Go!
Go!
I don't see if we have three corners so they get a penalty.
How many corners do they have?
Are we close to a penalty at all or not?
Chat, do we know?
No, it's good.
Let's do it!
Nooo!
Get off! Get off!
Hey, call!
See you in corners, they're interesting.
No!
What?
Nooo!
Good, good, good, good!
Good job boys!
That's a good event.
I know, the timer's going up and I'm not down.
What?
So I'm thinking between nine minutes left then.
What's happening?
They told me to make sure everybody has the money.
It's good.
Nice, no, hey, hey, hey, come on!
That's a card, come on bro.
Tripped him.
That's not a safe tackle at all.
He's gonna injure my player, man.
Hey, don't push him. Come on, bro.
Yes!
Is it three corners or three corners for that team?
Yeah, three corners, I know, but yeah.
And it goes out three times in a row, penalty for the team.
Oh, in a row!
Oh, it's like slots!
No!
Good! Good one! Good one!
Holy chatter!
Now we got Chad in the goalie, he's a little like me.
Good, good, good, good, good!
I like that!
Hey! Hey!
Oh, have them outside.
Oh, it's outside here, right?
Yo, is that outside in this game?
It depends. If they started the game-changer, sometimes they'd take outside.
I mean, he talked the ball across the map to the guy who was on the right side.
One of the game-changers is no outside.
So it depends on what they're saying.
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
No, I'm coming in the right!
The U-Hauses!
Real, real, real beer!
Nice!
He's just camping, he's camping.
He's coming!
Oh no!
We need to cover that guy with that fucking pink hair, man!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Oh my god!
Hey, hey, hey!
What's up the PKO guys?
Yes!
Are you allowed here?
Yes!
On the left side?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Now over here, this isn't down the block.
Are you?
What's he doing? What is that?
It's a ball that offends.
There's no one who's on the outside twice there. Come on bro.
Got my role?
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
Corner! Corner! Corner! Corner!
Come on, yeah, we need to go there.
I need two more corners.
Corner corner corner corner
Two more corners
The big extra noise!
Yo, yo, yo, the pink hair guy is back!
He's in the tiny mountain!
We need to ban him!
We should be able to do pick and dance like we did with Megan!
Just ban him with the pink hair!
Pick and dance next weekend!
He's smurfing!
He's smurfing!
Jack, give me a ge-
Yo! Yo, please!
Daggers!
Also...
The Rooneyard toms with the loud noises!
Loud band!
You can't call anyone!
We ain't gotta bitch that this week!
Yeah, Daggers, I'm saying!
It's on the right!
No, who is he?
Who is he?
It's our purpose, yeah I know.
Good, good, good!
Good, good, good!
Good pressure, good pressure!
This guy, man!
Is that it?
What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that water?
I want it.
The center circle is sort of effectively in neutral zone, so we will go through all the
rules as they transpire.
But this is mono e mono one against one which FC will need this
What do you want?
What do you want?
So it's one of our outfield players with their keeper.
So one be one.
One of our attackers is the keeper and one of their attackers is our keeper.
That's it.
Yeah, don't be sad.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
For how many goals?
For how many goals?
For how many goals?
I think it's one goal.
What?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
It's a local.
What?
Oh yeah.
That's a hundred.
I can't believe I'm in the water!
I can't believe I'm in the water!
I can't believe I'm in the water!
Wait, wait, it's 1v1, play it, make it play it!
Oh no!
Wait! No! No!
7-2!
At least that's with the 1.
Get in the worst.
Come on, Vinnie!
Come on!
I'm not going to get away from here!
Do it again!
Good, good, good, good!
Come on, Vinnie, jump!
Oh, no, that's perfect!
Here comes Smurf and Dean.
Good, good, good, come on!
Hold it, let you hold.
Come on!
No!
Actually close.
Good, good, good.
Let's give it a score in the timer.
Nice.
Good.
Fuck off.
Yeah.
That's good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Yeah, that's good.
Wait, I don't have any shots to get.
Yo, how many shots do they get?
All the players, wow.
Oh, God, God, God, God!
Wow.
He's got it, he's got it, watch it, watch it.
Bang!
What?
What?
This is moving!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
No, that's not right.
That's crazy.
Oh!
Sign more challenges.
Nice.
Wait, you should slice off the hip than I did, don't you?
I know the rule, I know the rule.
Come on.
You got this.
Here you go, here you go.
No.
I can't.
Come on.
Come on!
BANG!
Oh, good!
Nice try, nice try!
Yo, I think they're gonna take me in.
I'm not gonna make it.
Yo, yo, yo, the guy's storming.
He's storming.
I'm gonna take him back.
Stop, stop.
Hold on.
He's gonna kill us.
You suck!
That looked like I was playing... that looked like I was still running with them.
I'm strong. I'm strong.
I generally don't want to be a cheater.
I have to talk around a couple of times,
and then we'll be back.
Go. Okay.
Good luck, guys.
I'm going to have a little...
I'm going to have a little fight.
Alright, I'm good now.
Get down, get down, get down, get down.
No, I'm actually mad at him.
Look down at the pink hair.
No.
Like, last time the first time, I didn't think it was that good.
Alright, I guess, okay.
Come on man, and then they just jump like five minutes.
They came up strong, they did the tactics, they listened to me, and they played so well.
One out of life, they changed their life with this concept.
One out of life, they changed their life.
It could be about content, it could be about family, just something that somebody wants and they could change their life with it.
Like
Oh you want one?
Oh shit! You're gonna paint this?
Oh yeah!
So we're doing the uh... like...
Yeah sure.
We're gonna paint my... I'm gonna go on it.
With the name.
It's pretty good.
I mean we lost my sight for this game.
Yeah look.
The head is on the board, no?
That's pretty nice.
That's not everyone I've had all the time.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You doing it right now?
Yeah.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
John Lewis.
What's up?
John Lewis.
Oh, I see.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, I see.
I like that.
That's really cool.
That one's really nice.
Yeah, all of it's got stuff.
Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
Yeah, that's really cool.
That one's really nice.
Okay, I'll look at the stuff.
Sick.
Thank you very much, man.
Enjoy.
Go ahead, guys.
Do you want to fix your PC?
Uh, now we're going to check on Matt here.
Should we read the chat a little bit?
Yeah.
We can go on and go talk to some people and shit.
Um, I don't know what the day looks like.
I don't know what the day looks like.
Like what we're doing overall.
Any interviews or questions or some shit
that we're doing, like some...
What's your impression?
I had that.
You know what I should have on this monitor?
Like another feed.
Not a feed, but like what's...
Their program?
Whatever's being brought.
I said too much, I don't know.
Thank you.
Can you show them the program?
Oh, no.
I'll just do this.
And I'll just...
You can see it without the light though.
Without the light?
Yeah, I think he's gonna set it up for here with.
He's taking over?
He's just gonna speed that.
Yeah.
What do you think? Do you want a social PC?
No, no, no, like this.
Bang.
Oh, you want to see your own stream? I'm not bad. I thought you might be.
Oh, we're good.
Yeah, I don't think we're playing today, are we?
Yeah, if we were doing 1v1 me against speed, I would actually win that. Low key.
no I think it was big against him on that I win that I'm not athletic but I
came on a flying show you know like yesterday I was playing a bit on the
pitch and I was getting better like I was in like top bins shit like top bins
yeah on you guys the team is not bad it's not bad but I think these are
really good it yo where was the bad energy where it was 2-2 2-2 first half
Like the other half was like some it was what it was a breakaway 1v1 one like 1v1 like what is that?
That's not
That's whatever
Yo, yo the slender I carry this job the slender is insane
Manager diff
Anyway, how about some how about some Minecraft on the box here? No, I'm just kidding. I think um I
Think we could get a haircut though. That's other this a haircut guy over here
Try haircutting your hair or not.
Well, I think it's time to build synergy.
One and two, let's be honest.
They're just piggybacking the success of the guy with the pink hair.
It's like they're working with this guy.
I was told to get a wild card where you can bring anyone in.
So, you know, if you know Messi or Neymar.
Or me.
Yeah. Or you, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah! Yo! Yo, that energy was weird!
All over there, right?
I saw him over there!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You see them?
All the kids are running the other way.
These are like prawn zombies!
Wait, wait, wait, you run around.
Oh, no, put the car!
Yeah!
Ha ha ha!
Oh my god!
No!
Nah, he's not that cool with that.
Chillin', man.
You got one or not?
What's up, man?
You got one or not?
I'm like, nah, we lost.
We got lost?
Eight two is pretty crazy.
We're doing speed.
We're doing speed.
I'm still good.
We're probably going right now.
Where's the human out?
Yeah, but they're giving away.
I can get that.
Thank you, man.
You actually look like an Indian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What it is?
It's a special thing.
Do you work here?
No, I'm a motivator.
Okay, there wasn't a haircut guy here earlier, no?
Yeah, yeah.
What do you see?
You see, if you don't want it,
I'm going to go around.
I'm going to go around.
Because if you don't want to go around the guy who just shaped his head, you don't want to go up there.
Oh, he's on the other side.
Oh, wait a second there. I want my bag out there.
Yeah, of course.
You want to get your shirt signed?
Thank you everyone, that's the end of this.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hello.
Hi, hello.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I think it's time to go.
We're standing here.
This is the first gate, let's get it.
Okay, what's up?
I
It's not a bad, it's like a eight.
Monkmo, you know what I'm saying?
No, but there's a haircut guy here,
why he's up there?
I know, where is he?
I don't know, but I need a knife.
Do you know how to find him?
Yeah, I'll find him.
I mean, for me, for me, for you, yeah.
I need a haircut like this, man.
I need a haircut.
Come on now.
Yo, you're a haircut, man.
You're a haircut, but it's mine.
I need a haircut, but it's mine.
That's down.
You find him, it's mine.
I thought we could shoot each other, man, you guys don't have to do that to me.
I've seen the basketball the whole time.
What? The basketball the whole time?
Oh, shit.
Hey, you're the channel.
What's the barber doing?
There's a barber here.
I don't know why is that. I'm looking.
Okay, they're happy.
What's the plan, DJ man? Thank you brother.
You know what you excelled at? You were kind of smirking.
Again?
You were kind of smirking out there, you know what I mean?
What's the smirking?
It means like, you're like, you're better, but you're like roleplaying as bad, you know what I mean?
Because then you're like, wait, I don't even know what you're playing.
So, what's the first game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I like you, but the other I don't like, so I'm just glad I played card.
Yeah, I think I won the football game overseas.
Can I get a big one?
Yeah, get it.
Don't be nervous.
Hopefully we don't get mobbed.
So I'm thinking...
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
That's the way it is.
Bro, don't do something like that around.
Alright, let's see.
Bro, that sounds dangerous, okay.
Alright, go, go, go, go.
What is that?
Let's go this way.
Don't be less careful.
That's dangerous.
Yeah, but he said it was kind of small though.
Did you not do it on the fly though?
They're coming through the haircut.
They want to get in front,
but there's a lot of people coming through.
You know what I'm talking about though, right?
Like the haircut there?
Yeah.
Is that like...
I worked with a baller all the time.
Okay, is that G over there or not?
Did he even get like a warm up a little bit?
Yeah.
I got it.
Or we could maybe get the guy to come over,
but I mean I don't want to be...
Come with me and I'm gonna get him.
Yeah, I don't want to ask too much like it's fine, okay?
John Baller
I want to look like good, that's what I want to look like.
I feel like I hear my name, but it's not my name.
I hear like I'm going to skid so I mean like different all the all the angles
I need security guys to come over here, I can't disturb myself, technically is it a big head up over there or can you just not walk here or whatever?
It's a hot chair, but you can come and do it in the food.
Yeah, you can do it here in the middle of the field.
I'll grab it.
You just want to train, but because you want to train, it's not possible.
Yeah, both.
Yeah?
Oh, you see this? This is the...
This is the...
Yeah!
Let me grab that, then.
I'll call you, then.
Of course.
Thank you.
Yeah, do you have anything?
Thank you, bro.
You're a Canadian? Yeah. I'm a Canadian from Montreal. Oh yeah, you sound like it. Yeah, yeah.
How do you like the accent?
Yeah, you can also get in accent, I can do it though.
I mean, 20 years I live here.
Oh, 20 years of here?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's insane.
Hey, it was nice to see you.
It was not fun actually.
I actually enjoyed it.
It was really nice.
Oh, very nice, yeah.
Yeah, everybody's locked in, so I'm excited.
I'm excited for the next interview.
Yeah.
My son?
Yeah, he's honored in me.
Just turned 16 yesterday.
He was talking to me about you.
I'll take your picture.
Yeah, the plan is here.
I've worked with, uh, Wilson Bobbitt right now, and I'm building brands for stars.
Oh, yeah, okay, thank you.
I met him, uh, yesterday?
I also met him at F1 last year.
Yeah?
Yeah, we were doing the garage tours, and it was me and him.
I didn't understand, I was like, so...
So, I was out here by Team Canada 72.
72?
Or the 50th anniversary?
No, I went there 50 years ago?
Yeah, no, no.
Yes, yeah.
Oh, you're 70?
No.
No, yeah, you're so funny.
No, but seriously, if ever you want to be able to rent for you, that's what I do.
I work for a meeting in the South.
I mean, these are both nice and big things, right?
Yeah, it's crazy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks to me too.
Thanks to my friend.
What's up, mate?
Yeah.
Hey!
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Yeah, yeah, I'm not the one.
You're the one who's like, no, bro.
You're the last one.
Alright, man, staying school, man.
You're the last one.
He's telling my kids this is messy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pro player.
Pro player. I kicked the ball.
He's really good.
Yo, he's the first one.
He's more socially aware than I am right now, okay?
He's gonna bug in you a little bit.
What's up everybody?
Say hi, say hi.
How are you?
Alright, all this for a haircut?
Holy shit.
Oh no, that's all good.
Uh, you'll do some furniture there.
You're a bar.
What's up man?
What's up?
I was sick. What kind of music you do?
I kinda like popcorn and eating them.
Yeah, I do, I do music too, yeah.
Yo, don't, yo, what?
I hate it if you laugh.
Yo, I can do it.
Don't do it!
I got some deeds on there.
It's not experimental, but
I enjoy a lot of making music.
Making music is really, it's like an outlet.
It's there for you to take all your experiences.
It's like when you get better at a game, whatever,
and then you find a new skill,
you're gonna make music, whatever,
and then find a new ability, whatever,
Oh my god, you give me a rock, I like that one.
That's it.
That's all.
That's me too.
This is all fun too.
Yeah, that was sick.
Yeah, I'm actually excited for the rest of the game.
Have a nice.
I don't know if I'm taking a video of you, but you have to be deaf.
How do you deaf up though?
Like that.
Alright, that's it?
Yeah.
Ready?
I've been here before.
I thought I had to do some second handshake thing.
Nah, that's alright.
You make music, you make music, you don't make projects.
You're like in the studio, you're like one of the engineers guys all over?
Do you write to them?
Do you buy bars?
Do you go to write to some other people?
Nah, that's hard.
That's crazy.
Yo, yo.
This is not a guy who writes.
In the club with the bitches or whatever it is.
That's hard.
I think you can do it.
I think you can do it.
I like the guy's head.
Yes sir.
How do you feel?
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
Yeah, I'm going to kill you.
No, I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Here's your gun.
Here's your gun.
Here's your gun.
There's a secret in the flower.
Appreciate it.
You're all about the great ice ball here.
That's a root for a warrior.
What is that?
It's ice.
Yeah, I'm rolling.
When I snap, yeah?
Yep
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, I don't think you can pass him.
I'm sorry, I'll check.
You can sign this, Mike.
Let's take it away.
Can you please get a pen?
I think you can take this off.
I think so much.
Boys, man, is that real?
Is that real?
It's a real fancy, right?
Yeah, it is.
You want to see a sign?
I'll do it for you.
I'll trade, I'll take a trade.
How old are you?
I don't even know how to do that.
My dad does the circus Tommy.
Let's say it all.
So guys.
So my cousin is going through a lot
but I'm just going to ask you to do something
inspiration on the next one.
So well.
Well, so well.
You got this all about me.
I love you.
It's pretty cool.
Well,
I don't fall anybody on my feet.
It's like sacred.
I'm not trying to tell her that.
I don't think she's coming at us.
I think it's...
What's up?
All on the outside?
Of course you got it.
Yeah, it looks like it's a map.
What are we going to?
Look into the sunset.
That's it?
Yeah, it's like the live emote.
Yeah, exactly.
Yo, this is nice though.
I don't know if you can do canoeing here or some shit.
Oh, shit!
Look!
Washington!
Oh, hell no!
We got it!
Oh, precaution, precaution, precaution alligator.
Is that one right there?
No. Hold on, there's no way, right?
No.
Right there, no?
No.
No, actually, no.
No, actually.
Yeah, yeah.
look at him
no it's it's just wheat
oh it's wheat
oh my god bro
I swear
when I peed the toner
broke my heart
I'm not getting
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, it's good though.
I appreciate it.
We'll head back to the family.
This is the OG Overwatch days.
Oh, shit, thank you.
Got it?
Appreciate it.
We'll have a hell of a room.
That's good, guys.
What's the barber room?
Hey, bro, like, if I had to walk, I'd be like,
I'd be like,
You're a good man.
You look like a lot of tracks on a lucky day.
Yeah, I know, I'm a bon smasher.
Are you... Noo, stop it.
It's going too far, gentlemen.
Are you on the little boarder?
Yeah, I'm ranked 36.
Actually, Steve's my favorite singer.
Oh, yo, you have shoulder pads?
Yeah, I have shoulder pads.
Here's your shoulder pads.
Hey, androgenic, shout out androgenic.
What the fuck?
Is that you?
No, no, no.
It's not me.
Oh, is that what we're doing?
I think we've got the game.
Hey, this game is good.
This game is good?
Yeah, I think it's a draw, sir.
I think it's a draw.
On the performance of the reader.
Nerd player?
Or that's the degree solid.
It's all good.
It was toward the end.
It was a land fight.
It was a land fight in the beginning.
I think it was good.
Joe, well, we're trying to get the walker inside our studio.
So you can get to your haircut.
Anywhere is fine.
As long as I never decide it.
Anywhere here is fine.
I was only making it this way.
Oh, I know.
So, what's that like to figure out?
Like, here is good?
You can do it here though.
A lot of people are going to go here.
But I mean, it's okay.
I'm not going to get moved.
If anything, that's good. It's like, it doesn't lock there.
So, what's that like?
Oh, does it have something here?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Dude, this is out of the way.
It's out of the way.
It doesn't really hold.
It is what it is.
That was anchored.
They put all this overnight, I don't know.
Oh.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
What's up?
You have this brand.
It's actually her brand.
It's like a customer service.
Yeah.
It's like a customer service.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what you have in your head.
10 to 10 minutes.
Yeah, so...
I'll ask if you can tell.
Yeah, that's good.
Do you know Patsyana?
Patsyana?
Who?
You.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
How you doing?
Good.
Oh, shit.
Let me know if we have Vegas.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, who's on it?
Who's on it?
I got the winner.
Did I win?
Good.
First half.
That's it.
But next time though, you got it.
Did you play?
I wish though.
I got to watch it, bro.
Look, man.
That's the guy that discovered if light or sound was passed.
That's the scientist I bet.
I'm like anybody else.
I'm no authority here.
Did you like that?
Really?
I don't know.
Do you guys aspire to be like that?
Muscular.
I mean not so much.
Okay.
Margella.
What did you say when you saw Margella?
Margella.
Margella.
You like house something?
You like that?
I don't even know.
That's nice, but keep it keeping though.
Do it like that.
That's how you change.
How about his side wreck in the middle right now?
Oh, is that the backpacker?
It's kinda crazy now. Yo, is there a game going on right now?
There's a guy like this there.
Okay, that's A&P.
A&P?
I got you.
Give me the clipper.
How do you do that?
Just a free fall.
I think you turned it on?
Yeah.
What's like this?
Hold on.
You have the whole time program.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh, they said, air ghost!
Oh my God!
Even better now!
No, that's hard! Look at that!
That's like a math equation!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
She said shake!
Why are you grabbing me?
It's my DNA!
Take your pants!
What is this generation?
What is the situation?
The weather is falling.
Would you move a little bit?
We'll get the barber to sit here
I'm gonna bring like a whole thing. I'll try.
Alright?
Let me like five minutes.
Yeah. Bye, Unique.
That's a lot of, that's a...
still going to action for a day.
Yeah, that's gonna...
That's me and you.
That's um...
So...
Yeah, so man.
With that.
You're working man.
Ah, you know, you get a frame mod you love that look dude.
Nah, he ain't frame modding.
Yeah, I got a little bit.
Holy, I got him back here, he got me, so I got him.
I'm like the first to sit in this spot, man.
Oh shit.
Is that good?
Is that good?
10 to 30 years old uncle, next to the stage.
Oasis 5 sparkly prickly pear lemon edition.
Y'all, that sounds too much rain.
Look at this.
Sparkly mango passion fruit.
Alright, so we said that's good.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Let me lock in.
I tried, how did I try?
I'm good with it?
It was good.
That one, I mean.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It'd be like that.
In my heart, first half homie.
It's thinking it happens whatever it is.
It's okay.
It's imagining it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's still got a long term.
The whole scene there.
Wait, he's thinking half is whatever.
Wait, it's not, it's, it's mad to think of one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's still got a long, it's a whole thing in there.
Listen, it played well.
It played well.
It's some type of co-changer that I got to make.
You know what I'm saying?
It will come back.
Yeah.
I'm good to.
Yes sir.
Oh shit.
Yeah, first half only by the way.
Second half, I mean.
What's up?
I'm not a person, so I'm looking.
What is this thing?
So, we have every...
Similarly, we have speed, and he's just a Z to Z.
Oh, shit.
I can't help it.
I was up to make one for you.
Okay, a second.
We're going to, like,
get like a hand open like that.
Yeah, I have to do it.
I'm sick.
Thank you, man.
A lot of companies, a lot of companies, very nice.
I'm buying, yeah, I'm buying that too.
Let me get a link of this.
Yeah, I'm just gonna go add an iron.
I don't mind it. I just think that like it
Back in days, okay, I was like on but there's like more finesse and networking right? It's more like it
Oh, I'm this guy cool. Nice to meet you over and you talk is like, oh, yeah
I'll do this whatever that was like. No, by the way, I'm company ABC. I'm a yeah exactly exactly
And they go to the camera
Okay, it's just uh, here's what it is these days.
You know what we're saying for all the games?
I don't think so.
I'd like to put a Minecraft letter.
I want to do it, I want to put it on the computer.
Oh
Yes
I'm gonna do my normal enter on the car like I'm gonna do no more reacts in the car
I real talk stop
I want to buy a
Part that I wanted but I think they'd be close
This is the other bar.
Yeah, Chad, I wanted to go to the dealership
and ask for the Leon Tarr from Resident Evil.
Like, just flat out.
But since we're in Miami, maybe because of the heat or whatever,
but there's no black on black on black.
It's not that.
Yeah, I could find, I could find, I still want it.
Like, like, I got girls though.
Pokey, the ad spots in video games, like, like, monster in Death Stranding and like,
Forged in Mesnimo are some of the best ads I've ever seen.
Like it, for me, feels effective.
Maybe because I'm a gamer and I play the game,
but it feels really effective.
Like, it's not that it worked.
I'm not gonna buy it forcibly,
but like, it seems like, oh wait,
this is actually kinda cool.
It's kinda what I want.
Like, it's not a feels to me anyway.
True.
Okay, I should hope.
Come on, a playable ad.
I feel like they're gonna do that and they're gonna ruin the whole concept and they're gonna make any cringe because of it
but for now they do good with it, you know what I mean?
I haven't seen a lot of that in like in a past
Anyway
I
Like for night now, not really and I'm not a fucking might go on a tangent my fucking video games
I want you something else as well, I relic I think
You know, you know, I don't think we're doing some next couple days, right?
I want to do IRL with
Jesse and you do both
Like an 18-hole golf, like we go and buy the rods or whatever, we get a golf car, we go to the club, we get a fucking full outfit on.
Yeah, no, no, but we go to an actual sport vendor, and we go, we want full gear, we don't want to look like noobs.
Right? And we played a full course, yo.
That would go hard.
Because he likes golf.
And I was like, well, I never played golf.
But if you do some content though, just try it out.
But not just try it, like actually jump into it, you know?
Are you gonna drop the golf coin?
Yeah, that's the whole point.
We're playing the pros and shit.
We get a caddy and shit.
Is he gonna attack us?
Yeah, you're true.
No, we get a viewer to caddie.
Oh, shit, yeah.
How does PGL even film their games now? They probably do drone, right?
That's insane.
You did a code, it's really hard. Wait, is it that hard?
but you smack the ball and it goes like into the grass like it's like as long as you smack
the ball in the right direction you can just smack smack smack and then you put it like
How hard is that to smack the one and the fucking bang bang bang?
Like
Yo
Yo, I think it's right like this
Like the initial part of the dope of course
Like it's pretty wide like it wouldn't go that far to the side
It would go to like the darker part of the grass. You're still chillin
Yeah, yeah, like Mario golfer like four MPH right side, right
Yeah, that's a lot of shit
And I think I've seen it before
Everyone around here is like, thinks they're famous for it.
And then, after that, I mean, you just use the smaller sticks, and it's even harder to make the ball go through.
Yo, I went to Topgull with Soda, and I played Angry Birds.
like they have a map on the iPad and it shows a map right with Angry Birds and
you hear in real life where where it maps it out and it hits the Angry Birds and
shit yeah but you get the hit in real life you have to spot it on the map
like I'm not kidding it was a close game
Yeah, you know, I thought well is like all the circles
So at the end the circle before the last I was any in that circle
I can put this shit fucking
like
like a hundred yards
No, these are good at the game
Really
I like that, I like that, I like that, that's cool though
We're shooting this, I'll do it again in here guys, I'll see what's going on
Talk to some of the guys and then I'll drive home
Shoot at the computer as well
I want to shop for a car, but I don't know what to do with it today
I didn't mean to do it on the fly, like maybe on golf there, or the day after something.
But we can do a bunch of IRLs. I mean I wonder what we could do in Miami that's also fun and cool.
Like golf sounds fun, but only one day I'm going to do that for two days.
Maybe we go to the playa.
We go to the playa.
The beach.
the beach yeah yeah the beach ever been sailing no what about sail to be nice
What's this in the fish
Yo, yo
Yeah, we go with you know, you like train of use
like
like you know the people that have the little mic
the tiktok with the little mic
yo, what is one of the advice that you would give?
how do you make your first-hand dollars?
holy contents
no, but he does like on the fly
like at the beach type content
also
well
I was just going to say offensive
but like he's got the Miami vibe so if I'm with him like it's gonna easier
I mean like approachable
that mean
we also got a scalp Miami
do you know what you said my face won't get more bad
so she hit margarine but that's awful awful
thank you bro
we're gonna get the map layout so when you take 60 thousand you're not like
yo she rude
dude but I'm not kidding
when I lived in LA or whatever and I saw like
the fucking, it's not a, it's a
near park and I like, oh, Echo Park,
near park and then Sunset Boulevard
is equal to Boulevard, right?
And I actually drove down all those streets
and you can actually navigate the real life
Like, uh, streets, based off the game.
Like, you can jail you, like, I knew where to go,
based off the game.
Okay, everybody, thank you so much for watching.
Hope you guys enjoyed.
Did you win or lose today?
Lose.
Two eight.
Oh, I think that screen reached you.
Have you ever smurfed?
Have you smurfed?
Yeah, I've never smurfed.
I've never been traded, like an agent.
We'll get him next time, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, yeah.
So, A2 though?
Yeah, we got a little, yeah.
Two balls?
Yeah.
But it was to do with the best asset this time.
Why can't we ball?
Because you got a seatball.
Nobody likes a seatball.
All right, see you.
Go try it.
All right.
Hey, you got a seatball?
You got a next time.
All right, keep going.
No, I don't.
I have to get the ball.
I don't.
I don't.
You got a seatball.
You got a seatball.
It's so cool.
You got a seatball.
You saw these guys in the barbell?
Yeah, yeah, also.
I mean, there's a broccoli spawn point nearby.
Oh, is that guy through the door right now?
Um, maybe.
Hey man.
Is that my ball?
Yeah, that's my football.
Who's the player on the PSG?
PSG?
PSG?
Nah, I'm a boy, but PSG is also good.
I like sports for your head.
You die anyway.
That's cool.
Oh, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No.
No, no.
We need to borrow it.
Thank you.
I got a 360 view with you, guys.
Hey, what's up everybody?
How about you?
Drive it.
Nice.
That's how to do it.
Hello, buddy.
So I don't say I'm not a big uh...
What's up?
How was that?
Good.
Now you got it.
Thank you.
Are you a farm?
Are you a farm?
You want me to orphanage the Martin?
Huh?
You want me to orphanage?
No, I orphanage.
You orphanage it.
How did you orphanage it?
He said, he said, I was like, yep.
Ooh, aura.
Who is QCB's, who's the quarter founder?
Old Tigers.
Yeah, you're looking, you guys.
No, I'm not.
I'm sturdy.
You're doing marketing.
All right, shit.
You're looking, you guys.
It's fun.
Yeah.
I don't even know what's in it anymore.
No, I'm blasted.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm proud of you guys.
You're big money.
All right, thank you, Mameen.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Marvin.
The landscape is so changed these days.
I don't know what's that like anymore.
100%
It changed everything a bit much.
You got people like, oh, coffee, and coffee.
And then you guys are killing us.
That's cool, though.
The man covered it like house and shit.
I'll go with Marvin's orders.
That's cool.
You like that?
Right.
That's bad.
My kids.
Oh, that's cool, man.
What a nice picture.
House, house, house in Scotland, four houses.
Ha ha ha, some of the emoticons are so funny.
So this haircut, yeah.
They gave me this like, cuban coffee thing or whatever, but it sparked me, I was fucking
locked in after that.
What did they put in the cuban espresso?
This is really strong.
New haircut yet.
So I'm here.
I'm gonna start walking around.
We're waiting.
Nothing weird.
I think it's...
I don't know what you have to be or do to be here.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean by yourself I mean you're just gonna be in line for like it's gonna be like boys
fuck is it over there it's like you just stack and you should be like in the
crowd
you can try it out
no no it's not the thing it's not like I think it's just try it
can I have a picture?
can you see it right here?
yeah
I'll be back here
alright chat let's see if we can try this one
alright chat, keep your eyes open for the farmer
Oh, seven. Nice knowing you guys.
This is like when you have to lock the door and the zombies mad, you know?
Yeah, this is the other guy.
He's nice.
Look at that.
Open.
See what they're doing here.
Did he just shout out deadly?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
All right.
All right.
Guys, I got throw strength.
We're good.
I'm not under UAV.
I got ghost right now, we're good.
I'm not under UAV.
Hello.
Sorry, do you know where the barber is?
He's gone.
You go?
Ah, okay.
Let's go.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Okay, yeah, well, let's see, go.
Oh my God, I'm not gonna catch him.
Oh, how am I?
Oh, we're good.
Yes, they're moving that way.
So, look who, uh, what's the monkey? The cat?
Catch him?
We're good.
Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, sir.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Sorry, sir.
Sorry, sir.
What is that thing called?
It's called a truck.
No keep going, yeah.
I think he's on the left, I think he's on the right side.
Thank you so much.
Take care.
Thank you very much.
I'm right there.
Are you actually good?
No, he's gonna...
Are you actually good?
Look at my IG.
You don't see. Look at my IG.
Bro, I will get...
Like...
I don't even get swallowed by it, I don't even swallow me there like.
I'm like that for real.
You gon' see.
You gon' see my content, you gon' see.
Well you got the little burqa now.
Nah yeah, you gotta like that, yeah.
I like that, that's nice though.
I'll give it up man.
You think I'm gonna make it bro?
Hell yeah.
I'm going to the salt area again.
I'm not, I'm not a hater.
I just DM you on IG, was that the best?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, for sure.
Yeah, just a fucking thing.
Yeah, one of these is my freshman free dorkie, man, free dorkie.
Free dorkie.
Yeah, you're doing it.
Thank you, man.
Of course.
I have to ignore him on the van, go ahead and make him out of here.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't shop very much.
There's just some pockets in my fingers for you.
What about old money today?
Old money?
Old money with the fucking...
Old money with the new money?
Is that like we said...
No.
No, it's a custom.
He's a guy named Cron Collection.
Cron Collection, he does great pieces.
That's good.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I got you.
What's your choice?
What's up?
Nothing.
Am I in for what?
No, you bet.
Okay.
I'm delivered.
Y'all, did you hear that squirt?
No, no, no.
No, this is crazy.
I'm going to get my hand on.
I'm going to get my hand on.
I'm going to get my hand on.
I'm going to get my hand on.
I'm going to get my hand on.
I'm going to get my hand on.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
That's fine.
I can let you do it.
It's a little slow, I don't know.
Oh, this is cool, I like it.
Yeah.
Nice man.
Oh!
He doesn't know what he's doing.
You want something else?
Oh no, he's coming.
Did you see my hat just now?
Yeah.
It's fine, it's fine.
I had a hat somewhere here, man.
GGs.
No.
No then I have to wear it.
Oh brother.
Alright.
Is that better or worse?
Is that better or worse?
It's better.
It's better.
It's better.
It's better.
It's better.
The better, worse.
I can't see a chat.
Really?
Oh my God.
I'm just sick.
Stop man.
I'm Joey.
Oh shit.
Best barber in Miami.
I'm gonna do a little speech on it.
So, I do like a haircut.
Nothing special or it's like a trim.
I do like a trim.
It's much cheaper, right?
We'll get you some nice layers.
Yeah.
Like, I usually get my hair done
and I'm like a hair salon lover.
I don't need to go to barbers or anything.
So I haven't got hair for like 30 years
I'm just the scissor part. I was always typically that barber
I've only spent the scissors
They'll send the, hey go to that guy
You're a good man
So you want to show me what you feel good
Okay, so normally I
Bleach my hair right but now I didn't I'm not doing it
So I don't even know what I would do
I'll just show you like what I normally have and then we do that without without the
the way I have this right okay but shorter gotcha right
this usually do I rock it uh so are you do you typically you know
you notice this that you want this maybe this
oh not as I did uh yo whatever okay I have uh
Okay, my story got a little like this.
Okay, we usually explain it down the middle like that.
Yeah, but yeah, probably.
Okay, we'll do that and then we'll just, all of this.
All of this, so we got one on here.
We're gonna soften that up a little bit.
Yeah, it's not gonna be closed.
Yeah, like natural hair.
You don't want all this hanging.
No, no, no.
You don't want to get all that hanging.
Okay.
They're just swimming all the eggs that I've had.
And finally, leaving a little room for that.
And in the future, if I want to do it again,
I can swim a little bit more.
So a little bit more on the left side,
so I can cut more later on in my water.
I mean, actually, we'll start carrying it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, thank you.
OK?
I'll let you do your work.
My name's Alex, by the way.
All right.
Good luck.
I'll just get it all back.
because I'm cutting hair and now I'm replacing it.
It's like...
What?
It's gonna happen.
See this hair?
I think when he was a kid, let's go over here.
I was gonna cut it.
This is the evilest gentleman I've ever seen.
Yes, see, look.
See his ears?
Same ears.
Oh my God.
Same eyes.
Same teeth.
Nice to meet you.
Did you do a good job?
Good job.
Good job.
You got it?
Work please?
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Alright.
We'll see you.
We'll see you later.
The most interesting thing is the hecklers.
Who's he faithful to?
I'll make my M now.
I need to get something to eat.
It's the vibe.
Yeah, he's like a troll. He just says stuff.
Yeah, that's awesome. I like that too.
That's great.
Yo, my hairline chops are...
What do you think?
Is my hairline good?
Yeah, man.
Oh, you got hair for days, dude.
You got hair for days, brother.
You ain't got to worry about that.
You got hair pops.
More pops?
Yeah, it's your fantastic hair pops.
You can do my dad afterwards.
Yeah.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, son. You know Nicky Jam?
I said Nicky Jam.
Thank you, Jeff, here on the Spanish artist.
That's what's important.
Thank you, Jeff.
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you.
I don't know what's happening.
Who's that there?
I don't know anything.
So, kind of like, you've taken a far, I don't know,
anything like that, but you don't want to lose all of this.
Not all of it, but just like, yeah, like a good, like,
for sure, at least now, yeah.
All right, we're going to be slow, right now.
So, yeah, I got you.
Yeah, you're going?
It always looks silly when I put my ear without looking at it because it's like mostly brown so I've got to...
Hey man, you got another signature.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
What's your name?
Mason.
Mason, good job man. Go to school, stay in school.
Now, T.J., what kind of degree do you have?
I am a bachelor's degree in animal science, agrolysis, and I actually make cows grow
bigger.
Hey, we're going to juggle that land you in.
We're going to juggle together with that debris.
We're going to juggle together.
Can I just...
Sorry about that.
Are you not getting home?
No, you first, you first!
Yo yo!
And that would be good on you!
Yeah, I'll touch you!
We're just gonna give you advice.
Buzz your own hair, man!
Guys, 10 gifted and you choose the air-conditioner.
Oh hell no!
Yo, my 16 is gonna be a block of lead.
Yo, this jet's like, this jet's showing so much in the sand.
Yo, I got the high chime in.
Oh, I got my mic in.
Thank you, man.
We do content. Different voices.
Voice impressions.
Oh, I get to see interviews.
So what? I get to see interviews.
No, like different voices.
Like Indiana hit whatever voices.
Voices.
Oh, that's cool.
People down here, that seems to copy.
Really?
I don't know what that means.
That's what he does though?
You want to introduce yourself too?
I already did. I was here yesterday. You probably saw me.
I heard you were really big as a Pokemon, right?
Yeah!
So how many sheets do you have?
How many what?
How many?
I'm touching two.
Two? Okay.
So my brother's actually one of the biggest Pokemon collectors in the world right now.
He keeps himself very like, you know, like hidden, you know, they're in.
And he's trying to sell one of his orchards, so he's got about three others.
Like with ones.
Uh, the discolo Nick Nicholas here, I don't know, he showed him ice-cream on his dead.
But it's like the discolo, no rarity symbol.
Like, no rarity symbol on the side.
No personal disney symbol.
It's from the factory.
It's like discolo.
So discolo.
Oh yeah, it's all, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick is here.
I'm trying to, okay.
What happened, what do you mean?
It's like a refresh in life.
You look good, you look good.
But yeah, I was saying before,
he's one of the biggest collectors in the world.
He works for tax.
Why everyone decides to have their hair here?
I want that from yesterday.
I don't want to go to a hair salon, it's a good fit.
What's your name?
What was up?
What's your name?
Relax.
Relax, it's over you.
What are you doing there?
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Don't talk to him.
Don't talk to him.
Don't talk to him. He's not a nice person.
He's not?
No, he's not a nice person.
An evil one?
I'm the nicest.
That's crazy.
That's your brother.
That's my son.
Please don't talk to my son.
He's not gone. Please don't talk to him.
You better know how it looks in the end.
That's the ultimate thing.
Yeah.
Remember when the guy at Boyce told you that the streets tell you something?
True.
The streets.
I'm here at the streets.
I mean, hopefully, hopefully, don't put it up.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, true.
Are you gonna die here again?
Probably not.
Why not?
You don't like me to vote?
It's uh, blood maintenance.
You didn't have to use like purple shampoo and shit?
Purple shampoo, yeah, for sure.
I didn't know what you're doing yet, so.
You're gonna need them like, not yellow.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't care if it's yellow.
Fuck! I need purple shampoo too!
So what are you doing over here?
You're a fatter about people that are working at Apple here?
Are you like a fan of the players here?
I know, I'm just...
Are you sure?
I don't know.
Do you like it right?
Do you?
Yeah, it's a good idea.
Are you doing YouTube?
Yeah, I don't really think that's like...
Are you doing YouTube?
Yeah, we sit there.
Oh, that's cool.
You sit there.
You pose like shorts and I put reals on it?
Yeah.
Are you like famous?
Are you like famous?
I like famous, not really.
Oh, yeah, we'll go back with that.
I'll meet you soon.
I got you.
I made it follow, all right?
I can't hold this.
I was in school, I was in school,
told me about a picture before I had that.
Like, I was like, fuck it, I'm a social worker.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, so I had something to do with it.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, you never know, right?
Maybe you'll be, I'm like, a big influencer.
Well, that's good.
Let's go, good.
Let's go there again.
That's all I get.
All right, I'll see you around.
Take care.
That's rude.
High five!
Oh, sorry! I thought you were saying hi to Chad again.
Chad is right here.
This is my Chad, right? I talked to them.
So we said we were doing it. I thought you were saying hi to them.
Like, you know what I mean?
Sorry, I don't know if I'm wrong.
I'm saying I'll see you around again. High five.
Yeah, thanks again, see you around.
My brother's trying to...
I don't know, maybe he was trying to get this to you.
Yeah, he's just getting it on me or whatever, because I'm always looking for the likes that I like, whatever.
I actually buy with the option, because they, like, you're lucky at the options.
You get a pretty good price, like, it's not a lot of people like that.
Yeah, I chop it down, you know, it's like two, it's like the Logan Paul and Miss Pikachu Illustrator,
it's like that thing's over 60 million, you know, everything else went up, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I think that whole market's gonna, it's gonna have all the island.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't know, maybe, if you just wanted to see,
He was trying to get in contact with me.
Yeah, I got you.
Everybody else, everybody that was in, he's a Pokemon.
Yeah, he said he came all the way to Pokemon.
Yeah, I think it's a crystal shape with a photo of my brother's script, and he has it posted.
Yeah, I got you.
So if you're ever interested, you let me know.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, please.
Just look at the room, get ready.
It's like a drink and a gumble.
It's drinking the gumble.
Come back over there.
Water early.
Jared?
Please.
Now something.
You guys like one of those like fucking like a TikTok
whatever where they show like one second ads
where you see them before?
Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, it's the opposite.
Like I'm sitting here.
I was pressing this the whole time but it didn't work.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Skip, skip ad.
Like, it's like I get like ads coming in
at one at a time.
Like holy shit.
Back to back.
Yeah, like, mine can show like hand kills right?
It's like, oh, we gotta run.
Like, ah, like, holy shit.
Somebody just break the spawner, that's insane.
Good one.
Like, I don't mind like talking to people or whatever, right?
Like, people buzzing by when, you know,
don't they come back some minute?
Like, I enjoy that.
I don't talk about it without anything, but like if it's like some promotion, I'm just like, dude,
like, come on man, I just send you a DM, like I'm not trying to be rude, but like, I've opened DMs, like, I scammed them, like,
if you have something cool, I just send a message, or send an email.
You check your emails?
Yes, of course.
How often do you check your emails?
Every day.
Every day?
Yes.
No, I have to stream.
You know, funny enough, I used to check emails only because I would get my weeklies and monthlies
and my steak bonuses or whatever, right?
And I know it's not like an AI thing, it's like a review of important shit, and it's actually pretty good.
If you're email isn't totally formatted, I'm not reading it.
Like it's not how I read it, just format your email butterly.
Like I'll be like, yo, dot dot space space, enter enter enter enter enter, tab.
My brother needs money for his scooter, tab tab, uh dot comma, like, well I'm not
I'm fucking reclining that shit.
No, I mean...
What?
Something's doing good?
Nick is on that. Thank you, man.
Wait, you can definitely stop moving if you want.
What was that?
If you want me to stop moving, you should tell me.
You're great, man.
Alright.
I could go in a mall if I look here.
She's been here all of it all.
I don't do it. My mom did it.
My mom, she followed me here.
Really? Why'd you do that?
Because she wanted no attachment to here.
Why not?
Because she says that here is very important in everyone's life.
So she wanted to feel like she didn't need anything to feel pretty.
Oh, she did it herself?
Yeah, she did it.
Alright, it's alright, it's alright.
That's cool.
I'm like always meeting streamers.
You're what?
Always meeting streamers.
You're always being streamers?
I'm always meeting streamers.
Oh, okay, why?
Oh, it's like I was going to like...
Oh, you like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you trying to become a...
I mean, every group, but I still have a main group.
What's a main group?
Like, I wanna get rich up at each and every group.
You know what is a really heavy bro?
It's paid training.
Yo, Miami is a state day trading and uh, giga-chad framework like...
I have Arbor and Blitzer.
Oh, true.
Arbor and Blitzer.
Yeah.
Yo, you tell you this, yo, you day trade it?
Yeah.
So how do you get money to start with?
No, I just use a thing called thundercats.
What?
Like thundercats.
What's that?
If you prove yourself that you're good enough, you can use the money.
I'm gonna take care of that stuff.
Yeah, but how did you prove that on the first place though?
You got a passive evaluation phase.
You did all that?
Yeah.
So you didn't manage to do it on the 0?
No.
I started off with a highlight.
A couple thousand dollars.
A couple thousand dollars?
Yeah.
How did you get that initially though?
Oh, shit.
How did you start?
How did you get that amount?
Oh, like birthdays.
Oh, birthdays.
You stacked the moment birthdays and you put it in there.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm not sure if that's the right time.
So you got a small loan that you can get to work with.
Can you tell us what's the best thing to invest in right now?
Best thing to invest in right now?
If you're looking, okay, if you're stock market, I just say S&P 500.
That's going to get you like 10% ROI.
S&P is going to get you 10% ROI.
10% ROI each year if you're looking for like crypto like the future I will be
honest you can like put your money into XRP so really good like XRP
I had an XRP in 2017.
Absolutely.
Yes.
I made a lot of money out of it.
I had Ripple, Tron, uh...
and uh...
Stellar.
You got that?
There.
There.
Ah!
Thank you.
No, I've seen Steve Robbins before.
I'm fine.
How do you like the rich man?
I like the scheme, man.
What do you do?
I do food reviews.
Food reviews?
I can see this.
Great, man.
Thank you.
You're the best.
Thank you very much.
Holy, holy.
I see you, man.
So you're going to find them in your food?
I go all around.
I eat food.
That's cool.
I say, holy, holy.
It's good to hear.
That's sick.
And like, do they get reviews?
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Do they go up?
I like it.
Oh, they do.
I've changed my mind.
Really?
I've seen guys hit me up.
They're the fucking Ferrari, they're the core of it.
What about you though, are you the Ferrari?
No, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah.
I'm trying to say.
I'm trying to say.
I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say.
Soon, soon.
I know my task, I know my task.
So what if you don't like it though?
What if you hate the food?
I give it like a T, I just want it to be close to it.
I'm not here to put people down to stuff though.
That makes sense, makes sense.
Yeah.
Uncle Beth said, great power,
I'm just very responsible.
True.
I agree with that.
I think sometimes, you know what, you do your thing.
How do I know what to do?
I'm not a hater of all, but I like to criticize things
like, objectively, you know what I mean?
Sometimes some shit sucks, and it's okay to break it down,
but it must be hard to say, to not say that it sucks
when it does, right?
If it really sucks, I just wouldn't post it,
but I'm telling them how to make it better.
Okay, I like that.
It's like, but I always try to give it like a team.
I always try to give it real.
A lot of people out there, I love everybody,
a lot of times I just had a lot of problems.
What's the idea of starting that?
What's the idea of starting that?
Yeah.
Growing up I saw all the food that we're showing,
Gorda, Jeremy and Mary's food.
And then I went to the hospitality,
I went to Popeye's when I was 15.
That's cool.
And then I worked all my way up
and I was like, I'm never going to go to some more.
So I left the industry,
started this about a year and a half ago.
People loved it, it blew up.
And now we're here, but life's changed, really.
Yeah, so what's a papaya order?
What do you do with papaya?
Well, you're going to get spicy tenders, fries,
biscuit, strawberry jam, and honey.
You're going to get a lot of honey and honey.
You're going to dip the tenders in black and ranch
and the sweet heat.
Dip the one in black and ranch and sweet heat.
That's the best combination ever.
And of course, strawberry feta.
It's one of the oldest fast foods while they have strawberry feta.
I wonder why they have it all begun from the palate.
It's so rare.
How do you find strawberry feta anywhere else but papa?
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Look at that.
That's good.
Oh, I'll give it to you.
I got a piece of the city for you guys.
Yeah.
If you haven't eaten it yet, why don't you go to the restaurant?
Oh, for sure.
Let's go down to the restaurant.
What's going on?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think you know somebody who can work the extra.
I've been wanting to do that with a friend.
I've been trying to hold an entire franchise for a day.
And to run it with some of their angels,
they have quality control over it,
and we would staff the whole thing for a day.
That's what I want to do.
I think that would be awesome.
I think that would be awesome.
I'm really tired with them.
Yeah, I'm really tired with them.
That'd be cool.
I think initially the idea was to do that with Rick Ross and Link Stop.
Oh, shit.
I think he's got a hint in that.
Big wads and big stuff.
Little Ryder has a few spots too.
Oh Ryder, yeah.
He has a lot of spots.
Yo!
I would actually love to be a member of a day.
Like...
I hate the franchise a little bit.
I'd be fine.
Yeah.
That was a shit, bro.
That's why.
Bro, you get a bunch of shimmers.
get a bunch of shimmers like streamer runs McDonald's for a day and like I
managed it it's like the customers whatever you guys get on the fucking
fries we've been waiting for like an hour this shit I didn't be sick
like that would be a fire like actual real segment like I think a lot of
planning but these days with the team I have a piece of
I feel like a big franchise would never let us do it.
I feel like a big franchise, like a Wendy's or McDonald's, maybe it would be impossible.
It's too much legal liability behind it.
But maybe if we go to like, we get annual training, right?
We get like, we're gonna be doing like employee training,
like half of their training.
And we will replace it with employees.
Maybe that could work.
We replace like the one of the cook guys,
one of the cashiers.
That's easy.
I didn't throw it in the middle of the game show.
Really?
I took it up for two rounds.
Wait for what the game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And how though?
And how though?
Did you enjoy it?
The servers?
I think that's like...
I think that...
That part, he's like...
It might have been the least interesting.
Yeah.
Like if you look at the...
Gorn Ramsey, like, type shit.
Yeah, I think that's better.
The server like
You can imagine the milk kind of out of it
It's the, it's the, it's the like the bottom of it
Jack
Jack
Oh there you go
I just want to wake up and go and tie my hair.
So I really want to do it.
I put a really small piece on the page and then I just do that.
That works.
It's too aggressive here.
How about you put it here?
I don't.
Can I actually get up on it?
Yeah, check.
Want to look like the devil?
I'd like to see you hold up.
People say they like it.
You know why we cut back a lot more?
Wait, yeah.
I can take more from this top.
I'll cut my teeth if you have time.
I'm not worried.
Okay, I think we cut a lot more.
Like what's up?
Cut like the back?
Okay, actually the rattle of the back makes up that for sure.
Gotcha.
and we cut a little bit more so that it doesn't look like it's...
Yeah!
Let me see him.
Absolutely.
See how you guys agree?
This is the great thing about these type of shiitake, but I love it because they don't
really dig into it.
This is a great company called Hanzo, shout out to Hanzo.
Japanese style.
Yeah, I've done some great scissors.
The Japanese film, that was the one that was like, it looked like audio or whatever?
Oh yeah, this one.
That's cool.
Yeah, they come in and they take your scissors and sharpen them.
And they'll have them for about a couple months, you know?
I think you can go.
I know there was like this much thought and decisions.
I like learning about like people that are into like like high-end whatever tool they
use for their for their trainer right like scissors drills like whatever machine like
vacuum cleaners and I don't know what videos would they like like break them down explain
them whatever like you know like reviews and you know what I'm saying.
Listen, these are probably like about 1200 a pair.
Oh, wow, that's a lot.
Yeah.
They eat their third life.
It's the most great thing.
I bought myself buying like cheap scissors
for her and over and every year it was an every year
to buy a pair of under-knockers
for them to be not on the entire season.
I used to put them on different things.
That'd be cool.
Somebody said I got cloned.
What does that mean?
I took one stride of hair.
Ah, good one.
Yo, can they actually do that?
They can do that, right?
Yeah, they can.
It's horrible.
I think they can, all right.
Yeah, it's horrible.
You can hit it to AI, and then he f**k you.
No.
Yo, imagine, imagine, bro, if you think somebody's there,
and you put it in there, and there's some criminal database
and some sh**, you feed it to the FBI, like, like,
Yeah, I mean, that's what they do, man.
I mean, technically, they're going to do that.
OK, it'll be on eBay.
It'll be on Oxford.
I don't want to spread false information but I'm pretty sure even if it's like distant, distant, distant cousins or whatever, right?
If somebody has sent some like DNA like you know like whatever and me or whatever, like Family Tree database,
they can get you from like a distant person from you if they did it.
Even if you didn't do it, like, isn't that crazy?
That's crazy.
Wow.
Like, even if you had no swabs, no fingerprints, nothing ever, like, on record, if somebody
else did some normal thing or, like, they said don't sample, they get, like, triangulated
back to you.
If they get you in there on, like, a crime scene or something, that's like insane.
That's good though.
That's why I only hang out in hotels, you know?
Really?
That's crazy.
I'm just kidding.
I didn't want to bring the vibes.
I'm just kidding, man.
That's why we put a grill on our fingertips at the same time.
Oh, yeah, true.
You know what?
Act a real story.
See my fingers?
Look how chewed up that is.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, god.
I tried to go to...
Nexus system or whatever it is, Nexus is like you going faster in the queues.
I can't get Nexus, because to sign up to get it, you have to do eyes and fingerprints,
and my fingerprints won't scan.
Oh what?
They actually get it, because look at my fingers.
Oh right there!
Yeah they're disgusting.
So, just train this for like a few hundred seconds to match there.
That's all good.
Whatever you don't want that we can speed it back up.
That's fine.
Just put this back here.
Yeah, he wanted to TSA guys.
He was actually a fan, whatever.
And he spent like, bro, like, nobody messes with me.
He's like, no, no, no way.
No way it's that bad.
And he kept, he kept putting my hand and putting it up.
No, twice anyways.
And we, he just kept trying and he just wasn't working.
Like, I felt so bad.
Is it still game 2 or is it a game 3 now?
Guys stop and learn about the hairline, the hell is funny.
Like the corners are slightly dug into because when I used to pull my hair in Texas, yo
yo that's where it's at.
Pack his head to feed, pack his head to feed.
That's it.
You're talking about it, how's it? Have you sort of been stuck with it?
Yeah, yeah.
High bad, high bad.
Because I used to go...
I used to do the worst things.
Like, I used to wet my hair,
then put a hat backwards,
and then take my headphones on,
and pull my hair back while wet.
And apparently, like, some of these combos are bad.
I even continuously pull it like that.
And the other bummer said I damaged a little bit the corners, but as long as I stuck that, I'm chillin.
I think your dad's strong in the rear end of the car, I'm sorry.
Yeah, he never like, like intentionally did bad things like pulling your hair back, whatever.
Yeah.
Cause I didn't even notice when I was young, but some of the girls that pulled their hair way back, whatever,
Well, their forehead goes way back out, like...
You know what I mean?
Oh, the diet, yo.
What diet affects your hair? Does it actually do that?
What's your name, Mr. Barber?
Um, I think it just goes down to genes, man.
That's it?
Yeah, you know, I hate to skip such a bad answer.
answer yeah but you know other than that like you know the voices are here
we're good for you I don't know I just thought like stress and like fast food
body like I think I think you have a great head of hair you know I think
necessary to be the least of your worries.
Nooo.
I won't.
You're lying to me.
I'm not lying to you.
You know?
Yeah.
Where do you take these out from?
Here.
Are you from Miami?
Yeah.
Well, not from here.
I'm from North Carolina, but I'm living here right now.
Nice man.
Yeah, I'll have to.
Yeah, whatever you need to clean up, if you like this hair cut, I'll give you
my hair cut.
True.
Matter of fact, guys, give me a follow-on.
I see you have Lambo Clippers, what's that about?
about. You know, JRL, they basically did a collab with Lambo. And let me tell you, it's a great company. I love it. I love them very much. And they really did a great job. They're a new radio company. And I was very excited to try them out and I wasn't disappointed.
There's two lots of JRR.
Alright, so...
I think we're...
Nope.
It's a sit-still one.
I had another...
I don't know, you guys sell me, man, you guys.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
It's good.
Shake any punch you feel.
Let me just, uh, pull out the bottom?
Yeah.
Here, here, here.
Here, here, here.
I like it, man.
Thank you, man.
Well, how could we give the hair to you?
Uh, just because I don't like to go out and waste my day doing that shit.
So, 21, and I get to do this, do the streaming, and do that.
Y'all ready to play?
Yeah.
You play?
Yeah, we got fucked on.
You got fucked?
God damn, boy.
Well, good luck with your bro.
Yo!
It was nice meeting you.
I don't know, Zane. Are you like a... Are you like a... Are you like a...
Take-Talk YouTuber, though.
Yeah, I guess so.
Hey, no, no, no!
I got you back!
I got you back!
He's got his own... Looks like he's Brazilian, but...
Thank you, Grapes.
He's funny. He's funny.
He's funny.
He's funny.
He's funny.
He's funny.
He's funny.
I don't go out so you get your social batteries back.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm already flat I must
Yeah, I feel like
That's to meet you brother
That was nice.
Hey man, that's about it.
That was nice.
I think it was great.
Yeah, I'm obviously going to do the middle part.
I don't think there's a back seat, does it?
No, that's okay.
I'll get on the little fire.
Oh no, I'll do it myself. As long as the cut's good, I'm chillin'.
You don't have to stand on anything.
There's a lot of shade on one of these out there.
Bro, you can connect me.
I got the skating shade on one of those.
I've been liking this one.
Yo, I love that. I love that.
I love the one that I can picture out there.
Bro, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
But I borrow it from you.
Is it, um, like the Asia's quality or whatever?
It's safe dude. I used to do montage on that on a row that I love that shit
Thank you, bro
Oh really?
Damn 90s right 95. Why don't you have a shot it?
That's cool
you see the color and the night vision or you know what I'm saying but it goes
crazy boat yeah
How are you good?
Is that the only other market?
What's up?
How are you doing?
How are you?
I'm good.
Thank you man.
Thank you for everything.
I'm good.
I think it feels good to clean.
I know.
I know.
Shall we take a picture?
Shall we take a picture?
Oh, you can take photo for the park.
I have a question, why did you do so bad at the sign-up tournament?
For your academic, it's for comment.
So it's to make you laugh.
Yo, yo, yo, you're talking to me.
Yo, that'd be so rude.
Yo, yo, not my life.
Yo, yo, yo, did he say it?
He said what?
Yeah, you're so mad and won't keep up with me.
OK, so are you going to pick up a pro?
A footballer?
Yo, bro, I just got to talk things off of you.
No.
You're still talking to nobody.
You need to get your skill up,
and then you can talk to other people.
Yo, but you don't have to just do a rainbow.
What?
A rainbow stick.
You can do that.
A rainbow stick.
You backflip.
Huh?
You go backflip.
I can't.
I wish I could.
Yeah, you get it.
Backflip then.
Alright.
Alright.
Backflip is going to pay for it though.
He's got a Beckham jersey on his top.
Did you go signature?
I got you, bro.
Wait, I think it's this.
The pen.
You know, I used to be a big juicer.
Really?
Yes.
A Overwatch game.
Yes.
Holy shit.
I love the haircut bro.
Fire haircut.
What do you guys think of it?
Yeah, actually true.
I think it's true.
Thank you very much.
That's an XPCA, one of one.
Yo, DM me if you want to buy this. I'm selling it for a million dollars.
It's like a pro sniper.
It is wild man.
I mean it's like way too captaincy.
Super.
All right, thank you for all the best.
Super.
You did a really good job.
I'm actually really happy with it.
Thank you very much.
Just make sure you're doing it right.
Yeah.
Is there a link on your page so I can pay you?
Do you have a place like that?
You can set it up right now.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, can you just give me your thing?
Yeah.
Here it is.
Here it is.
You just shot me like a hundred bucks from my eye.
No.
I'm not going to bother you.
Let's kick them off me next time.
All right.
I got you on your side.
Thank you very much.
I think about every one of you.
What's your thing here?
My uh, check me out on AlexTaboraV3.05 on IG.
Whenever you guys need, just hit me up, send me a DM and I'll be waiting to see you there.
Thank you so much.
Have a good chat.
Have you got the haircut?
Yeah.
Nice guy, nice guy.
How are you man?
Yeah, I need to get going.
Yeah.
Good meeting you guys.
Stop, have a good chat.
Can we get a uh, uh, a screenshot here?
Yeah, here.
Take a photo.
Take a picture of yourself.
Show your photo.
Show your photo.
Show your photo.
Take a picture.
Take a picture.
Take a picture.
We're going to get a woman.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Take a picture.
What?
Thank you man.
Thank you!
You better sit up!
That's crazy!
There's a pretty light one.
Okay, I'm used to it.
Yeah!
Hi!
How are you?
Great, how about you?
Good!
How are you?
Good, how are you?
Good, how are you?
I am the artist.
Did you say thank you?
Yo I am the artist.
Did you say thank you?
Yo, yo.
You raised me right.
I'm always polite and gentle.
Actually that's what the agents say.
He's the only guy who says please and thank you I met this guy at the airport
I said okay. I'm in the coming the plane the guy's guys name Sam really really nice guy
I'm sitting down
Some Pokemon cards
Why are you watching? He's great, this guy.
That's my son.
Say hi to him.
Hi, Chad.
Hi, Chad.
He's so humble.
He's so nice with people.
I thought that was a cute thing to say.
No, under the page story.
No, that's true stories.
And the other thing is that
what most people will tell me is when I ask them,
I'll do that.
Why?
Oh, that is crazy.
I think I know that.
Guys, he's honest.
I mean, he should have been canceled 44,000 times.
Yeah.
Yo, says he says, yeah.
It's so sincere.
And he's always honest. So people say, you know,
it's like one of you said, you look like
it's like, right?
I'm like, you learn the car, we shouldn't talk.
Oh, God.
Dude, going to a restaurant with him?
Whoa.
Yo, I'm more locked in at the restaurant with him and I'm in any of the situations, eat tournaments, whatever, it doesn't matter.
To be with him, I'm like, holy shit. Like, you cannot let him take two sentences.
Like, you have to be ready to cut him off at any second. It's insane.
38.
38?
Yeah, but I'm fighting to get a bachelor's and just doing like a normal for my gal myself.
You want to cut it out?
No, I mean, drive is not that long, right?
It's like 30.
Yeah, right now it's a little...
Yeah, we'll find something to do in the car.
So we can bring the car on and have it ready for you.
Okay, yeah, that's good.
Whenever he's ready.
Ready to roll?
Yeah.
You want to swing the car or...
Yeah, I would say in a second.
Oh, fun. I didn't do this car.
You just close it in, Dylan.
This should be fine.
Just while you're in, I'll remove it from the pollution.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, let's just try without it in the wild.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's see what it's prepared for.
It's a triangle.
It's something else.
I have to get it out of the barn.
Should I give you the keys to my car?
Should I give you the keys to the truck?
Do you have the keys?
No.
I don't have the keys.
It's in one of the bags.
Yeah, I'll bring you the trailer.
Yeah.
I
Didn't just send it
We gotta go we gotta go we gotta go now
No
He started medicine and then trying to convert the yogurt diet into the green one.
No, it is late, man.
The yogurt diet, he has a diet.
Yeah, I can't find anything in America.
No, we'll get you on the...
Here, here, here.
Oh, perfect.
Okay, so we're gonna go.
Okay, do you kind of want to feel this with the bar and shift?
Yo, low-key though.
Can you imagine?
On the fly, plug this on this, feed in.
What?
We're going.
Where are you going?
Home.
We're going home.
So I'm supposed to fucking stay here and-
No, you're going with me!
You're so-
Oh my God.
This guy, okay, we're-
It's your team now, we gotta take over.
Christian is driving, you're talking about,
you drive or whatever, I don't give a fuck.
I let Christian drive because he likes it.
Right?
I'm gonna pull like God and let Sky let him drive.
Okay, so let him try Christian's riding Felix in the back
Yo, I'll drive his car back home. It's poor guy. I mean
Your hair is really nice
Hope to see you guys in the next video.
I'll work.
Let's fight.
You're a nice team.
That's cool.
Oh, you come back.
I'm just going to say to the girls, right?
Yeah, I'll let them go.
Oh, no, I did do it!
Okay, before, before she stole it?
She stole it?
I bet that's one team.
You're in trouble with that one team.
You're in trouble.
I thought you meant the old one.
No, I got the point though.
No.
I got the point though.
I got the point.
I got the point.
I got the point.
I got the point.
I think it's a better convoy than it is with me and I think it's a way better setup
No?
Yeah!
Come on, Ron.
Answer where they put up.
Chris?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Any where?
No.
Yeah.
You can stop back home, but like that's okay.
Like, let's go.
But, uh, for shit, uh, take care.
I'm gonna call.
Yeah?
Maybe.
Yeah?
Okay.
Go, Ron.
You go with Felix.
I'll see you at home.
Did you see the red oven?
Yeah, I just want to go home.
It's supposed to be here.
I just want to go home.
I don't know what's happening right now.
So good.
I gotta go.
You can answer.
Let's go.
Are you trying to help? Help me! Help me!
We stop it, we stop it.
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me, guys!
Get off me!
Get off me, boys!
Get off me, guys!
Don't stop! Don't stop!
Don't stop!
Give it a little bit of support!
Get off me, guys!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Guys, I guess I have to go home and pull!
He's running to get the car.
Run it, run it.
You don't want to get it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You don't want to get it?
I know, right?
Great security.
Just pitch this.
There it is.
Nice.
Stay, please.
You're a fucking idiot.
I have to go.
I have to go.
I have to go.
This is what I'm looking for.
Guys, I look it up.
I can see.
I'm over it.
I
Don't show that that's worth the yeah
I mean
Even before sure though like I did that for like an hour and a half like just shut up you know I mean like
Bro, we asked him for help.
There's always more.
Bro, I wish I could, like, if I saw the first thing, like, I'm swarmed, like a Gigi,
you know what I'm saying?
Can you turn the lights back here?
Felix, can you turn the lights?
I love you, of course.
Yeah, good.
So, I just thought I was, I was just, look.
You're good, you're good.
And we're both getting changed.
I don't know why we did, like, there's not a way to get out of here.
That's like, not in, like, GA.
Like, I don't get it.
Dude bodily they they
We were talking about that yesterday
It made no sense how they made the VIP behind like everything so you have to pass through g8 to get to VIP instead of instead of like
Like the entrance being right through to the VIP. Yeah. Well, that would be that bad, but on the way out is crazy though
To the car and shit. That's like so dangerous like but we said that yesterday, right? Yeah
I mean, yeah, I mean we have our own people on that, we have our own team, like,
secretion ship, but that wasn't the point though. I thought this would be a
not GA spot. Probably didn't go with the whole squad, like, I just thought it would be like,
we could just sneak out, but then then we could start a middle of it.
Like, that was, oh, I can't.
It's looking good.
Do you know if there's traffic and shit?
I mean it's only 840.
Yeah but it's fine.
Well, I'm not managed to slow us down, I mean...
Dude, I haven't been able to do eye-canon head going outside.
Yeah, I think for Miami there's always traffic at this time.
Is this a weekday or a weekend?
It's Thursday.
No, we should be good.
Yo, is there even a way, like, enough of an hour, we can do it now?
Is there even a way we could do, like, on the fly, gaming?
Like, holy...
like that would be not I wouldn't say cinema but I mean that's gonna cool
though yeah like last year from the from the steam day yeah just do a good
gaming laptop oh like a portal oh look this is AC plugs so you could just plug
it straight in imagine being able to stream off the steam day if I'm saying
I get the steam deck I got like steam games I could play rocket thing on this
if you is there HDMI out on it it's like played on a paper screen I'm gonna
Because then we continued that signal.
Oh, and the Starlink too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, technically couldn't you do HDMI to HDMI mini?
I can split it into two HDMI's.
Yeah.
And then we'll have a bigger screen there and then go to the TV.
Should I continue to do that?
Is that impossible?
Has this been every day before?
How would the delay be though?
Would there be any latency at all?
uh much of these things are a wayer
like chat with that would that not work dude
headphones headphones hdmi and shit
like and then play rockety on this it'd be fun
yeah like your IRL and then he's just on the steam deck
We can do it with the second video possible.
Say that again.
Can they remove the side?
Yeah, can you remove the program now?
Please easy.
Easy the name enough.
I'm just on call.
I can see.
And then the delay of whatever.
Yeah, copy.
Can you also remove the delay?
Yeah, we had a little more delay just to sync our camera
to the program.
You don't want to stop being a yellow feeling?
That's fine. Chad, the stream is just going to go black for like one or two seconds while
it skips the delay, okay?
So we'll go back to that.
So we'll be right back, Chad.
I mean, I would die relative. I mean, what are we going to do?
Like, on the flight at night with nobody around?
Like, is that not what you do?
It's, it's, I think just one second while you're moving.
That's what?
Yeah.
go back go back
I just had a math of F after that, but then I said back
can you add tie boss work?
that's what the machine is in now
that's the standard tool kit of the way
Yeah, but you should think we could build a rake of the bar.
Yeah, true.
Yo, true.
You know what?
If I was a full-on asservert, I mean, you do a full desktop, like, at the back shit,
like, at home.
Like, no jelly though.
Little cat cam, a dog cam.
A little cat cam, a dog cam, maybe?
Dog one.
But I feel like it'd be hard to get into it, you know what I mean?
There's always something going on.
It's either the computer's gonna chill, or you're just gonna do whatever video, right?
And you just have the computer talking to Chad, and it's all because there's nothing else.
Here's the outside, there's whatever's going on, there's some H.Y. bane, you know what I mean?
I don't know if the vibe would even be worth it.
You just in chat?
You just in, I was talking to Victor
about doing a golf stream.
When will I do that?
Because we could do that like the next couple days.
We could do that the day after tomorrow.
It's not you in chat?
Like what if you?
Maybe.
He said whatever.
Why don't I see his name?
Are you not Sub?
Oh, he's mod.
I don't see him as mod.
He has chat and his net labels on it.
All right, let's do that then.
Well, I mean, he said whatever,
but I mean, as I said, oh yeah,
in two days, I could definitely know.
That's it, bro.
All right.
Um...
Yo, I can lucky beat you on the first, on the first, uh...
First try.
First 18 hole.
Yeah, I would throw on the first couple of holes because I suck, but...
I probably learned faster than whatever you've learned so far and go harder.
Dude, dude, dude, he says I'm ass. That's crazy.
Whole in one, at least one time out of 18.
Like, come on, bro.
Bro, you're talking to the athletic world, like, come on, that's insane.
At least a birdie.
See, you're gonna miss the ball, but you're allowed to miss the ball though.
As long as you didn't hit the ball, you get to swing again.
So even if you hit the ball, who cares?
Prode it, miss the ball at the time, I think.
Why are they allowed to do like a fake practice ghost swing,
but they can't miss the ball? How does that make sense?
Like, that's awful.
That would have done that sport.
And whoever made those rules is like a dumbass.
So you can practice swing, but you can't practice swing hard.
Like who made that rule?
How did they write that in the book?
You can do a practice shot as long as it's not too hard.
Fuck off
B03
Mario golf real like real life golf we golf
We score golf
Yeah, I'm gonna go to Papatown, I mean.
Then easy win. Then you don't have two video games.
I'm in BO5 then.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, I'm the go to Papatown. Chad knows this.
I have a few highlights on YouTube.
Well, really?
Yeah.
But you get like a good old freaking park or no?
If you're holding one or a phone.
What? You're lying.
You're lying
I'm telling you, it's the music kicks in and all that and it goes black and white
Wow, wow, wow, really?
Yeah
That's kind of impressive
I'll have a few of these
A few?
Yeah, a few of these
No biggie, no biggie
On the easy one or no?
I'll feel on the easy ones
But it's just a coincidence, like a whole no one can happen anywhere
Really?
That is loud
I think it's loud for me and him
I mean that color.
On like the first one or the second one?
Because it makes a difference.
The first what?
On the first hole or?
Um, well, that, one of the ones that was on the first hole, they were second hole.
Okay, and then the others you were getting out.
That one is on a hard one.
No way.
One where you have to do like a gap in a loop or something.
What, are you serious?
Wow, that's impressive!
Holy moly!
I gotta do tricks with the club.
No way!
What?
Do you like tricks?
Is that like a sword?
I saw a person with a cleaver doing it with their fingers.
Nah, that's just kinda...
That's crazy right?
Yeah.
Wow, I didn't know you were so cool.
Yeah, we'll go to the golf club.
Um, yo, Jesse, we need to go to a club, it's like a club, you know what I'm saying?
Like, we can't go to some, like, big public spot, like, we're gonna, like, some people are gonna snipe, it's gonna be weird.
Oh, like, rent it out?
No, I can't do that.
No?
Yeah, you never be able to do that.
Oh, wait, you can rent it out after hours, but that place is easy.
Oh, never, but like, actual golf course, but...
Oh, golf course, yeah.
You should go to Bezos Island.
Oh!
He has a private golf course.
Really?
Yeah, dude.
You think he'd let me on it?
Sure.
Oh, Bezos!
Like talk to the talking business though, like I'll even know you know this team
Yeah, I'll just sit up Amazon corporate. Yeah, brand deal bro
Indian Creek look at a Google it Indian Creek golf course no shots and has this number
Really
I'm looking at
Indian Creek golf course
It's private but can you not go though?
I imagine that every cool is somebody you can go play golf there
Six reviews does that mean that knowledge will go or what?
I think there's not a lot of billionaires
No, no, there's a golf course in Miami Beach that like it's it's obviously not private
But it's like we're like DJ Khaled and then they go play in shit
They do like a lot of like golf opens and stuff over there sick
Yeah, you know and that one's not on an island, so it's not like inaccessible like that one you can just like drive there like
Yeah as a golf course
damn
I mean
They have to be doable though like it gotta be like a fever dream like some some not a lot like that some pipe dream or whatever
I'll give you the ones that are accessible to Miami Beach was accessible then like let's say
Yeah, well, I'm not even saying that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll save it for...
Yeah, also, Ben Clancy definitely cannot get the Bezos,
so I'm telling you, even after years of Amazon owning Twitch,
Jeff Bezos was like, what is a Twitch?
Like, like, he don't know, he don't know little bro.
Like, it's like some project that one of his accountants did on the side,
like it's not some, I think he's very passionate about.
I mean, I might speak for him though, I don't know, but...
If you join a country club or whatever, I don't think they would let you stream like
that and be like a creator Andy.
No, they would not.
People in Mario Lago, Loki.
It was good.
It was good.
I don't know if I'll recognize the golf course.
Every golf course looks the same.
I mean, if you're streaming there, obviously you're not going to see which one you're
at.
They find things though.
Oh, for sure.
They find a flag in the middle of nowhere based off of an airplane overhead.
Based off of the airplane overhead.
Like Thunderbolt there? Like GeoGuys or people?
No, no, no, like, uh, weirdos.
Yo, Marlago part 2, the golf part.
Yeah, this is good.
Holy, you loved it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Look at that, that's over an 18-hole bit of a truck.
Yep, too easy.
Felix on island, this is gonna go well.
Yo, what does that mean?
I
Jordan has a golf course Jupiter
It's probably that one's private sounds private. Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at your your the club
Look at them. Yeah, you can't even create that
Like sorry starting to see photos like it's like kind of
It's like almost like hidden it's like a
Really can you not boat just boat there you need bro. There has boat security police patrol really or seven. Yeah
I'm telling you dude mark Zuckerberg. I'm sure I know somebody
No, what are you talking about?
You got you got to be specific you can't just say the
Well, on Indian Creek Gulf Force Island, of course.
Yo, the chat is gonna show up at Indian Creek and knock on the building.
No, they put on canoes and shit.
The pulpit one?
In canoes.
You guys didn't have a lot of canoes?
I'm too surprised.
But you have to move the wood around if I can.
I have a cano.
A canoe?
A canoe.
A canoe.
Tomorrow we're gonna hear Florida, man.
Indian Creek
well if they disappears on the island
why do they even have an E at the end if they're like or not you use it can you
don't they do that a lot in French
they say uh can you
can you
but don't they they don't they forget about the T
yeah so there's always a problem
but if he pronounces the T do people notice what you're saying or is it like
yeah but they think you're English
Okay, okay, okay.
You know what the French is for you?
Yeah, I think that video means like that one word that it means like 10 things in French.
Yeah, like fuck.
Yeah.
No, not fuck.
It's like that.
Like, um...
Don't.
Don't, don't, don't.
Don't, don't, yeah, don't.
Don't.
Uh, it means auntie.
Uh, it means a tent.
Um, it means tempting.
Just getting in, trying to put this thing together, right?
Some T-on-T-in intense.
Boom, boom, boom, and boom.
Tom, you got time?
Tom comes to horror.
This explains why you speak so fast, bro.
It's the threat.
Oh, you know Tom comes to horror?
Tom comes to horror?
Yeah, you think in French?
You think in French, actually?
Yeah.
Uh, nah, it's not really like that.
like I know I think in thoughts I only think in a language if I narrate my
thoughts if you think about it a car you go car car car car like no I
Is your inner voice like the way that you see that you're like speaking really fast?
It depends on the direction that it is though.
Like if I'm like, you know, like, you have to be...
Oh my God!
No, it's not like that.
What about your dreams?
What language are your dreams of?
People in dreams, they just translate you what they want to say and you tell them
that nobody's talking.
You know what they're saying and they know what you're saying.
Like information flows through the bodies.
Yeah, you're not usually, like, visualizing the person having a full, like, 40 seconds
to say whatever they're trying to say.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
I think it's top-ethic.
Okay, but if you were to think of a sentence in your head, what would it be?
So it depends what type of direction that is, though.
I see who you spin.
Like, you know, think of my sentence, it would have to be a dialogue, whatever,
it's an internal dialogue, or I'm simulating a dialogue.
That's a real person.
It's the English.
I'm going to say it in English.
What if you...
I'm going to go, yo, mother.
Yo, we should do that.
Like, and you do this.
Like, no.
That's not how I think about it.
Okay, okay.
Say you're frustrated in a situation and you're in her head, but you don't want
like everybody else to know.
Would you be in French or would you be in English?
Would you be like, this motherfucker needs to shut up?
I just think the thought.
the thoughts. Yeah, exactly. Is it in French or English? You're not visualizing it. Yeah.
I generally feel like even in that case, once I'm going to shut up, isn't something that
I'm going to elaborate in a dialogue or put into words. I'm thinking that thought, it's
a thought. It doesn't have any words in it. Okay, okay, I see, I see. Sometimes you have
to narrate your thoughts, but sometimes the thoughts are so instant that you don't
Yeah, but if I basically in more English it'll be if I if I have a
Self-mortem log power it'll be English for sure. I'll be like yeah, I will become this
Like this is the day where the medlock band
Go
Bonn pchhti
Bonn?
Bonn
Bonn
Pchhti
Pchhti
Pchhti
Pchhti
Pchhti
Pchhti
No, why?
Well, because it's like...
Okay, pchhti
Pchhti
Pchhti
Pchhti
No, look, you do this. This is what you don't hear. You do this.
In there.
Pah?
I see, I see, isn't this part, it's not here.
I see.
Like here, here, right?
Here?
Just the opposite side, the top, the top of here.
Oh, very good explanation, very good explanation. That was another easy one.
Yeah, it's a lot of French words they use at the end of the mouth, whatever.
Ah, I see, I see, I see. And that's it. That's it. That's it.
And Spanish is a forefinger of your tongue.
And then if you're a Super Spanish it'll expand you.
I'm going to participate in the restructuring
What?
Restructuring?
No
I don't have words but I know a lot of words
I'm trying to find the words that have the sound
I can't find any
I know a few words right?
I can speak Spanish
Get out
Tornado
Kare.
Kare.
Kare.
Kare.
Senorita.
Senorita.
Hmm.
Hmm.
French thing.
RAPIDO RAPIDO!
In Spanish he is a
font for bread.
In Japanese he is font for bread.
What do you use for French?
In French?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You haven't seen the shit that says that.
Like Japanese is just like
saying these words with like
Japanese accent
No, that's true though, because if you were to say some of the words
some of the words
If you say
Gema
It's just a matter of the mood
Yeah
Spaghetti
These are both actual Japanese words
but it just sounds right
Nice
It's just literally
like saying English words with the
Sounds fucked up but that's how it is.
But if you say Japanese words or words that are both and have been formulated in Japanese first, they're always Japanese.
That's why it uses a...
Oh, Miki Masu!
Miki Masu, yeah.
Miki Masu, Masu, Masu, Masu, Masu!
But you know that? No.
Well, some guy snipes all my...
Ain't I playing a war simulator game?
Like, hold fast or whatever? Like, this is like, war game?
There's one sniper coming at you and he spans that ad that's from Japan and he's like
Make him on zoom, on zoom, on zoom, on zoom
I don't know why he does that but he spans the same exact video
Wait, is he a foreign sniper actually?
Is he a foreign sniper or a forced sniper?
Forced sniper
Oh, really?
Hmm
He's a horse and boy.
A bearly.
A bach.
Right.
A badge.
A badge.
A badge?
Yeah, a badge.
Is that how you say it?
No.
Oh.
I like your haircut.
It looks nice.
Thank you.
It was a perfect amount to cut off.
Not too much, not too little.
Too much?
Mm-hmm.
Try it.
Try it.
Try it.
Try it.
Try it.
Try it.
Try it.
Try it.
Try it.
Try it.
11 and 16
KD insane no and a lot of those are extension 10 reruns
Like that's that's hard
Like that's actually that's a really good win rate. No for a certain time
All right, nobody's fuck nobody plays that game
So I'm not
So, I'm going home.
I know that I'm going to hang out with you guys.
I mean, you guys are going to get in Florida?
Also, I'm going to get in Florida.
I'm going back to Texas.
Hey, yo, that's awesome.
Come on, I mean, what are we going to do?
I'm going home.
What are we going to do?
We'll walk around in circles.
I mean, I wish.
They're both massive.
Okay, well, okay, well,
I know.
Actually, you know what? That was rude of me. Russell, I used to live near by him and every time I would go out, whatever, for whatever reason, getting fast food or whatever, you know I could be out walking. I swear I'd probably be sitting more walking at least 30 times.
I respect that.
It's hard to walk in America, no?
No, I wouldn't do it, no, I'd be in a place to get in the mood.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
It depends, but if you're not looking at the big city yet, you're right.
Superb.
Apparently, Speedstream, they didn't have a scoreboard, so they don't even know it was A2.
Really?
No, they didn't.
So we're good, we're good, we're good.
We could run a propaganda campaign then.
You delete your VOD and there's no proof.
No proof.
All the goals are fake.
You guys don't stay here?
Yo, how about we go do a food review?
We're gonna do a more close-up shot of you now, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, don't look at that.
There's gonna be some signs and shit.
Yeah, he's filming something.
What do you say?
Guys, I don't know why people want the big arch.
Did you do it?
No.
Is it?
No.
I don't know if people want the big arch.
Did you do it?
No.
Is it up there?
Well I don't even know if they lived nearby either.
Like why are you guys living in Florida anyway?
That's what I'm saying.
I'm just filming your torso now.
What?
I don't know.
This one?
That's okay.
I'm just going to let you out like I said.
How could Greek try to try the big archman is in the UK?
Wait, is oil left? Oh, I mean don't hang out we can hang up. I mean if they have a plan out of all
Yo, we can look open some cases though hold on
If I go to desktop mode...
Yeah.
It should work.
It should.
Do you need Wi-Fi?
I just need to use my phone.
I forgot what button it is to go to desktop mode.
Yeah, guys, with desktop.
Checking open case on this.
It's gonna scuffed a little bit like
I have Wi-Fi.
Oh I don't have Wi-Fi. I would have downloaded the game though.
I would search.
Oh wow, you came in tight.
Oh yeah, I mean I downloaded something like Wi-Fi.
Well, for next time though.
Yeah, I'm saying we can set up the car.
Nah, that's not good.
X, let's see if I can get out of there.
I forgot I need to do Wi-Fi, download the game, and do all that.
Next time, yeah, because I'm about to go home.
What was I gonna say?
What I mean is it's a long drive, it's fucking Miami.
I'm sure I hope I know, yeah, it's just like runs, like plug and play, whatever.
It's like whatever idea I have, way back.
Even before people started doing that.
Like plug and play, IRL, whatever.
as the time technology was just really bad these days it's like intended it's
gonna be like that
that's not sure yeah
I get food good I don't mind food segments but like solo driving in food
That's my favorite segment, bro. That becomes I don't know. It means like almost anything.
Yes, I imagine your audience is fat and wishing that they were eating too.
Yeah, but like...
They all wish they were eating something interesting.
That's the I don't know, they're just food and drive segments.
That's my favorite segment, the eating segment.
Alright then, I mean we'll do a, we'll do a YouTube guide, just look at it, drive the
place and eat the food in the core.
And induce smoking cigarettes and drink alcohol in public park.
Yeah, but it's not afternoon.
I can actually got real excited. Hold on.
Smoking stream finally. Cigarette stream finally.
I don't think I would mind though like an actual proper like car interview segment.
I mean it's mine, there's a lot of like interviews.
I mean I'm a good interviewer too you know what I'm saying.
What kind of question would you ask me?
What kind of question would you ask me?
I'd be tailored to the person.
Alright so hey there's so many famous DJ Khaled.
Alright what would you ask the first question?
Alright, what would you ask the first question?
That was mine.
What was the first?
Why are you the best?
You gotta ask the why are you the best.
Oh, cool.
Well, I mean, you can start with some glazers for sure.
Alright.
But I said, well, when was the first time you knew you had made it?
Or you had made a song that you knew you was going to be a hit before it was a hit?
That was it.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
I'm gonna block it out. No, just because it's quite safe.
That's what I like to know about musicians.
I think they all have a different story on why they thought it was like that.
But I want to know the why they thought it was going to be like a hit.
Because you can know something is a hit, but why? Is it the melody?
Is it the vocals? And what was that actual like the created seed in that,
in other sense? Because a lot of people have hits and they don't even know why it was a hit.
Like it just happened.
Some people are getting surprised, but it doesn't mean it was a hit or anything.
Some people kneel ahead.
Like, oh yeah, this is a banger.
But why is it a banger though?
Interesting.
You got me?
I'm not sure.
Do you think he's more famous for being a musician or for being a meme?
now for memes but fame is not what people like it I want I want to school anybody
on cloud and fame but I'm gonna I'm gonna give you my take on clouds and
fame cloud is something you have right now it's an ongoing thing that needs to
be maintained to a certain degree fame is something that you've done it's so
impactful that it remains forever and a life will know about it and it's anchoring
their minds forever right like if you were to um if you were to make like Tom
Cruz makes a movie right he was seen at those movies everybody seemed to be
as impossible like the first ones are there right they know Tom Cruise they
saw them for the rest of their lives and oh yeah they know of that right
But sometimes cloud is more quick and more kind of out there
Do do people remember in 20 years
Gatorade or fucking yeah, yeah kind of
It's not that it's just not that a single grim I've been like that that's like famous something that oh
Oh, it's why I don't think that any shimmer is like famous. Does that make sense?
Really?
Famous, famous is different. It's just different.
I feel like Ninja's famous now.
He might be.
He's like famous in a different level because he transcended for the first time anybody
from being just like an internet person
to being like a social icon outside of the full streaming sphere
Only time you can tell and I think I think famous is a thing of time
I see, I see, so it's a more e-cloudist but then not so much famous
Yeah, okay. You say Adam Sandler. Yeah
Like let's say that I'm someone moving 20 years. You say Adam Sandler like holy shit aura. That's Adam Sandler's holy shit, right?
like in fucking in in 20 years you go to order a fucking uh a hot dog yeah you see um
fucking i don't i don't know sort of popping you know whoa holy shit that's that's the main man
sort of popping aura like i can feel the chills i think it's just a different it's like a a margin
that is whoa whoa whoa hear me out sort of happens been streaming for like 40 years at this
point he is definitely famous. Okay in my opinion, something has to be, has pierced
and maintained at the top of mainstream for a significant amount of time and
that's so significant that it just marks everybody. Even without thinking,
even if you're in those movies, they still know that's fame. Like it
englobes everybody for whatever reason and they just know. Like that's like a
a level that is incredibly hard to obtain.
Okay, turn me up.
Doesn't growing up with something also determine the level of fame it's going to be as you're
older?
You say Tom Cruise, right?
But I didn't grow up really watching Tom Cruise.
Like most people consider him a quite famous person, but I don't know that I would be
able to like immediately recognize him on the street.
Yo, that's wild.
I'm sorry, I just-
If you were to walk down that, um, I don't even know.
People recognize and I go oh wait that's a guy if you saw numbers on the whole little bar
You would you would go you would absolutely know off the rip. That's crazy
That's the whole point is that fame is you don't even bet engine and you still know automatically boom
And it's the same for like I feel the ends of people and they don't have to maintain that but you might be in it
At least for students that aren't you have to maintain the fuck out of that for a long time
In order to even have a burgh even a hint of that
But I don't understand at all
you
Okay, shot seven, that's good, your point is what?
My point is that you grow up with somebody like Tom Bruce, you grow up with these people
who are even missing, or you, but these kids that are growing up now are going to see somebody
like you, like pie, like speed, like soda poppin, and they're going to have grown up with
what we can answer the problem anymore, but you know, that person, and for them
this will be extreme things.
It makes sense, I understand what you mean.
Exponential way that it is now for
Yeah
Yes, if you ask you like who Marlon Brando is Marlon Brando. No, exactly
Okay, Marlon Brando is like the Tom Cruise is like the 40s and 50s. Oh
He's like he was the godfather
Here's my kind of points if if let's say let's say speed falls off tomorrow
Right, and he has 20 viewers for the next 10 years, right?
right he
Those didn't do obscurity.
Yeah.
That's...
That's an argument.
Okay, but I still think that the people who watch Speed,
and who find him quite iconic,
would grow up and be like,
oh my god, that's Speed.
Like, you see people now on the Disney Channel,
who are like, oh, I watched this person,
they were on the Disney Channel,
and now they're like, I'm almost drug addict.
Looking at him on the street, I'm almost drug addict.
Yeah.
But I would look at that person and go,
I've never seen this person in my life.
We're still black screen right now.
Ok, we can just wait here, and then you want to take it from your desktop?
Yeah!
Just send it to the ingestitv set up, and Package can switch it.
Oh, ok.
Is it ok?
No, it's ok. There's a lot of people to the house.
Ok, ok, ok. One second, Sean.
Thank you man. Good job. Good job.
You're doing good.
One second.
One second, Sean.
Bye, Carl.
Thank you.
You too.
Thank you.
Can you bring this?
Well, hang out.
Hang out soon.
Can you bring this, small fact?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
I got you.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
one second chat
okay i mean if you want to if you want to show me the littering or whatever
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, it's a two.
I'm looking for the word of the...
Just on the sofa, if you could.
Alright.
As long as we can close that, I hear you're gonna be good.
I'm good here?
I'll close it on the way up there.
No, you can close it.
Oh, no, no, I just want to show the garden.
Okay.
You're gonna get to something right in here.
Yeah?
Yeah!
Hey man, I rather be safe than so.
No, no, I'm not wishing you a last night with like all the containers in your head, like it's fine.
Can I wake up, can I?
Is Chad mine?
They're waking up right now.
I can show everything here?
Yeah, it is. It's just your gosh.
This is the bikes, uh...
Nah, these bikes are fucking...
Can I tell you something?
Do you remember the first time you rode one of these?
Yeah!
It was TwitchCon in San Jose.
Oh, shit!
I only looked at it with my buddy.
Yeah, we got a fucking flan in the back.
Have you ever heard of that?
Yeah, I actually remember.
Yeah, but now...
It was OG model.
Yeah, these are a barnard, but, um...
And they might be getting a more cycle, right?
And one of those full electric ones.
Because these are a little hard, but they're capped.
You can kind of uncap it like EU, because the laws here are worse than EU abrisure.
No, it's not going to be EU.
Worse.
Abrisure, you have to go to EU setting and come some shit to get an extra 6MPH cap.
Two of us.
Let me look at the other guy.
Man, the second half is, this has its fault.
Yeah, use more strength.
Wait, really?
Interesting.
Yeah, this is Nick's turn.
No, the wrong thing is that it's my car, and I haven't given it to Nick, but he always makes this fucking gun accident and whatever, but...
Who's sure they're more of them?
I'm pretty sure they're more.
I'm pretty sure they're enough to the point where now we can redline it.
Because everybody's lying, it's too new.
You shouldn't redline it.
If you redline it, it could break the engine.
They want you to drive for, I think,
four miles of that.
Yo, at least it's eel.
There's no way you think it's eel.
Well
It's not
Dude I think check and feel it because it's just because it's it's it's like on the screen, right? But
like
You know your angle downwards into the ground and though you're fucking locked in like all the other cars are kind of cool
But this is like something bro. I'm telling you it's not to explain what I'm trying to say like you're
You know like they see it like this like a bucket almost here like
Bro raise it like this would be fucking insane. I'm gonna raise to the track. Yeah, maybe I could
I think it'd be a good stream like full sign. You know, I'd knock some fucking
I'm in the chat, over here.
It's one.
It's in the mentions.
What are we never having?
We already have a membership.
Oh, I got it.
That's better.
Isn't that?
I think the score is good.
All right, let's go do a...
Are you okay?
Anything good?
Yeah, are you okay?
Oh, y'all are from us.
You go.
Shut your mouth first, please.
No, I don't.
After you.
Make possible, possible, possible, possible.
So, I need to put my profiles back to the old ones, to the new one, right?
Yeah, there's one on there that should be server ingest, I think two.
I have the uh...
Yeah
For the blinds?
Yeah
I'm here with you
Okay, other than that we're good to just uh...
Start up the stream on one
Are you?
So, which one was it?
Uh...
It's the best I don't feel I'm good
Nice, I had eight this morning
It's just for a while, right?
You go to twitching, twitching, um, server ingest too.
Yeah.
So I don't know if there are plugins if that affects anything.
But that goes to the server, right?
The OBS, like overall one does, but I don't know what your plugins do if this is going
to cook somewhere.
Oh, yeah.
Can I pause these?
No, you would have to copy whatever is on the thing.
What do you have in the settings?
Like in stream?
Oh, on the other one, it's got you.
So this is?
Yeah, that's for the second ingest.
That's server, right?
Yeah.
All that's server?
Yeah.
So you just go here, one of these,
instead of Twitch, do custom.
Oh, that's just a name, it's not the configuration.
This is custom.
Can you just delete this?
Huh.
Yeah.
Like this?
Yeah, there's nothing there.
And OK?
Yeah.
I've never used this plugin before.
So this and nothing?
So when I do start, it'll just go.
Do normal start here maybe?
I wouldn't do that.
Oh gosh, oh, you're gonna send it through here.
Ooh, okay.
No, no, no, it's fine.
It'll just send it in.
Okay, yeah, try it.
I mean, we'll see on the server if we see favorite or not.
Oh shit.
No, I would only send one then.
I'm just gonna do start normally.
Yeah, yeah, just do start normally.
Oh, then I will not do sync start then.
There you go, yeah, yeah.
so i don't think it is start yeah yeah you're good to do here
bang started
but you can see if it ran out in just two
oh you're live on your desktop
okay now we can do that all the time
yeah easy
that's good to do
alright chat
bye bye
bye thanks for coming
Yeah, what you having?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I heard it.
All right.
Are you going to get some food, please?
I'm going to get some food, please.
Yeah.
And what kind of food do you want?
Give me a McDonald's big arch combo.
You can order this or whatever.
Just give me a, so I can do a review.
Do you want me to get the water, please?
The water?
Yeah.
Oh, did the burger in it?
Oh, because last time you'd left this, your tummy ached for...
No, but I didn't eat it though.
You didn't eat it?
Nope.
Can I try it with you?
Oh, sure.
Oh, let me just open up my pop out, and we're good.
Is there a risky, is there a risky eats?
Oh, I've made a lot of my hands, fuck!
Ew.
I don't have to wash my mouse as well.
The maker's ass?
Shouldn't be.
No, it's on the line in Jax.
Help us with some of the little background music on it.
Bang.
I'll entertain him until then.
If you say a firefighter, I know you.
you
you
you
you
you
I enjoyed it, that was fun.
uh... i'm trying though
i i i really think it
i think i really think general is this is fine
i think i i really think that is the
the canyé concert with arden in l.a
am i? maybe?
if you want to, if you want to
it's just um...
by max lot now
uh...
and it was maybe a chill intro
chill chill videos
but that time
you know that was not
uh... i mean log
uh...
uh...
I need to sign a trailer
That was my voice, that was my voice
You can literally see the mic, the mic, you can literally see it
Oh, look at some links
Yo
Yo, yo, this is the message to the editors
You need to stop watching shit on my account
Like, dude, I'm think...
People buy ideas that you should say
Oh, pre-watched conspiracy theorists.
And it is conspiracy, right?
But now these days, like,
everything is exciting out there, it's pre-watched.
Like, dude, I swear on my life that I've never,
hold on, okay, okay, okay, never, never, never, never,
there might be one time at the most, two times,
where it's like, oh yeah,
So I watched like three minutes of something,
30 minute video, like check history.
Whoa, I watched a lot of weird stuff on YouTube.
Do it, do it.
How could I have watched it when I was at the game?
How could I have watched it?
Today, bang, I could have watched it.
How can I watch it?
So it's the editors that watch it.
Go down.
See, here's proof that they can watch stuff on my couch.
They watch my own video of this video.
Like, and how could I watch my own video on this video?
When I was lying, doing this video, how could I have
done that?
Editing your login, they have a manager slash editor on the account and I think it's, I
don't know, scroll down.
Um, yeah, it's all fine.
Yeah, what, isn't there weird on there?
I can't believe our first day at MIT!
MJ, come on.
Pretend like you're not the happiest you've
ever been in your entire life.
I can't.
I knew it!
I knew it!
Hi, my name is Peter Parker.
You don't remember me, but we
used to know each other something bad was gonna happen and the only way to stop
it was to make everyone forget about me because I'm not just Peter Parker I'm
spider-man I forgot yeah it's like some time-lapse
I can't make him.
What the hell Frank? You just hit me with the binoculars.
Put your weapon.
Shoot yourself.
Ooh, that looked rough.
Go haul.
78 points.
That's something that the chat...
Yo, little good one.
Yo, that looked rough.
Shoot yourself.
Ooh, what?
Dude.
sorry it's awful sorry sometimes Spider-Man has to do the hard thing even
if it breaks Peter Parker's heart
Chet is no ball Chet is no film it's all good you don't know real yo
Excuse me, Dr. Banner. I need your help.
What are you saying, animals?
Why does that sound so weird?
The DNA is mutating.
That'd be enormously dangerous.
AHHHH!
Spiders have three life cycles.
When between cycles, it can leave the spider vulnerable to threat.
We are faced with a danger that we can't control one. We can't even see
Stay out of my way
Yo, I mean is it is this cap what the fuck was that one we can't even see stay out of my way
Am I... Am I wrong that I was totally out of sync and above you?
Nice flowers.
Oh, they're a housewarming gift.
I'm NJ. I'm just a neighbor from across the hall.
It's a friendly neighbor.
Good one.
Well, I mean, of course I'm gonna hate when you have to gel like this.
I mean, sorry.
They do smoke and shit like you find in fucking Shaolin soccer from way back in the days.
They have smoke in the fucking car, like you see in Armored 3, but somehow worse.
Like, I mean, I hate how, of course, I'm going to hate when it's shit.
I mean, really?
Nice flowers and control. Also, how could you not hear on this audio sync?
Well, we can't even see that was seen properly, right?
Like
That looks weird, sorry you lose the kid
And for those spiders who make it through
It involves to a kind of yeah
The bike got in the middle of the trailer.
Guys, I swear I'm not trying to be a hater, okay?
But dude, there's something on this that's a CGI on CGI
with really poor lighting
and they just can't pull this shit off.
This looks god-awful.
This is the machine you propped in a single prop on GPT.
But there's Sora AI in the one and a half prompts.
I mean, what the fuck is this?
Come on, really?
Dude, there's no way that you believe as a watcher of videos of the film that you think
the reflections on this, and the lighting on that, and the old, like, some of the shadows
don't even make sense.
Some of the shadows don't even make sense.
What?
Okay, man, tell me, okay, okay, where's the light coming from, where's it coming from?
Where, like, where's this, like, I know, I'm like nitpicking a little bit and I get
it, you're getting mad at it, whatever, okay, but dude, come on, really?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
This is the era of over CGI, like, oh my god, like, people are not going to be able to
tell us it's CGI.
That's fucking spam it.
And it did, and it's fine, but the problem with these is that they're not going to
age well.
I understand if technology goes up,
and this is as good as it gets at the time,
you go all out, yeah, I get it.
It'll look great when you watch it then,
but today, yeah, forget it, it won't age nice.
It's why Toby McGuire, Spider-Man, all age nice.
You don't know film you don't know film tennister I mean what would I even talk to you
Hey my name is Spider-Man you can call me webpad you can call me amazing so call me
late for dinner and get it
This is just dog shit.
Like, really?
You're going to combat the Spiderman 1?
Spiderman 2?
Oh no.
Yeah, it's a new video.
Okay.
It's not working.
What?
What was that?
There's someone else!
No, there's someone else.
She says that she won't leave it.
I'm not there for her.
There's another guy.
What's the way that she can be?
I'm the other guy.
I'm the other guy.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah, I do believe it actually.
What are you guys going to do? Look at this!
What are you guys going to do?
Oh no, the McLaren's coming!
Oh no, I did try!
Did you just stole it?
Did you just stole it?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
I thought you meant the old one!
Yo!
Yo!
That's crazy.
That's uh, the gestures that get my mom.
You just took out of my drawer, I guess.
If I ever get to a plank, nigga,
where I'm motherfucking praying out,
hate comments
I might as well kill myself. I don't even know what I am.
This nigga acting like he chico, man. He acting like he light-skinned, man.
Karsenat, you was not light-skinned, nigga.
I want to show you guys. I want to show you guys. Yo, Karsenat.
Yo! Yo!
Nigga, stop talking like that, nigga.
The power to it. You used to struggle with.
I used to struggle with.
Shut the fuck up for niggas, get on your ass!
Nigga, I'll make you struggle with some shit, nigga.
You ain't seen shit yet, nigga.
On this motherfucking internet, bitchin' and cryin' and shit.
This nigga got a hate wall, that's crazy!
That's fucking crazy!
Nigga, you look on my wall, I got billion-stream plaques
and an 80-down around the Hawk jerseys with my name on it.
This nigga got a hate wall.
What the fuck did y'all do to this nigga, bruh?
I'm gonna tell y'all some gangster shit.
The world's too fuckin' sensitive.
It was full of bitch-ass niggas.
Fuck you, get a million subscribers then you come out quick.
What?
How the fuck are you doing?
Maybe you ain't straight in that six months?
Maybe what are you doing?
Maybe you can create the content.
Yo, he's off the handle.
Fuck you, you're doing maybe create the content, man.
I don't gang anytime we fuck.
And I feel like you're the first in the whole world,
man.
Oh, my mama, that guy, the fuck you get a million
subscribers then you come out quick.
What?
What the fuck you mean you quit nigga I feel like you finesse me nigga I was a scrawl
to that shit too fuck nigga I want my money back nigga this is my game nigga finesse the
whole world nigga talk about I quit nigga talk about where you quit nigga get wet nigga
What the f***?
Jeez, that's pretty wild.
Yo, yo, chat, I have to be honest with you.
Just because he says it so eloquently,
and chat says he's real and true,
I can't agree with that.
Yo, hold on.
Just because I think, I think overall,
it's funny if people struggle or whatever,
and they could say that, or whatever.
People say mental health is mental health,
that awareness, this awareness,
when they need to help whatever, right?
And it's just somebody says that they're struggling.
Now it's all, oh, fuck him, fuck him, be tough,
mother suck it.
I think it's a weird economy.
I think it's a bit unfair.
And it's just bad vibes, bad energy.
And it doesn't help anybody.
Like, it doesn't help anybody go anywhere.
And it doesn't progress in any direction.
It's just reductive.
It's productive.
Like, it's like, oh, somebody mentioned struggling.
Let's use that against them to do the best of our ability.
I don't agree with that.
Sorry.
Further rocket attacks were reported against Nahariyah.
Unadmit it.
Yo, is it?
Is that real?
Yo, yo, yo, who linked this?
Are they okay?
Fucking hell.
That's awful.
Fuck.
Huh?
Is this, is this, is this, um, is this kept even real?
This isn't, this isn't, this seems pretty,
how would they even know that?
That seems, that seems insane.
Well, dude, I mean, nobody went to, guys,
we attended to do this.
I mean, how would you know that?
I mean, but.
Further rocket attacks were reported
against Naharia, I'll admit it.
Yo, that's absolutely insane.
Okay.
Chat.
I'm not having sensitive.
I'm just calling on what I see.
I thought missiles actually exploded larger.
You know what I mean?
Also, they had the same spot twice.
I mean, isn't that?
Yo, isn't that the landing spot of a fucking bomb?
Hold on
Yeah, is it a bomb like a landing landing spot they newt the same spot a level 10 Moss at wall
Debate him be content get rolled draboso
Is a bunker Israel killed like 300 journalists in Gaza, I think that don't care if they kill a few more
Yo, I'm just coming at what I see, I'm coming at what I see.
I mean, I'm gonna say how it is, I'm like a debunked shit.
I like even whatever I'm gonna give up with side that is.
I didn't even look at the caption.
I mean, look at the, I didn't even look at Israel.
I just went with the flow.
Yo, hitting the same spot twice and making the claim
that it's an attempt as I mentioned on this one person
is feels to me. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you're looking for the data feels a little bit narrative
based. It doesn't. Sorry. Okay. If I said crater and I go to the crater, I go, yo, this
You can literally say where a prior rocket hit.
This obviously was an assassination attempt.
Go to a crater, you go and say, guys, guys, this was hit by a bomb.
Here's the crater as I stand in it.
And then some bomb lands on the crater again.
I go, yo, they're after me.
Are we going to do?
If I had a coin, if I had a 50-50, and I had to make a gamble on what it is, I
would say I would bit up.
Yeah, but the opposite of that.
Okay, and so that's argument then. That's argument.
So that's argument?
You say fucking debunker and you have the most spate?
Those are worth so much because of China.
I've seen these.
Oh my god!
I'm not trying to defend you or anything but I said oh look there is a missile strike
Let's stand on a time mean come on brah zero game sense, okay?
Well, I also disagree with that because what if there was a building a monument exploded over it's been there for a while
And you okay?
Here's a report about this big hit or whatever right like if it's been a while and she like that you would expect
Oh, yeah, it's they're gonna hit it again
Like, they did it, they, the news was on the show all the time.
Like $2,000 on Buff.
But with my knowledge in CS, if I recently peaked a corner, and they shot the corner,
I don't repeat immediately. If I do repeat, I'll wait at least 20 seconds.
However, um, maybe they got moved on, or he's not like ready to do it again, you know what I'm saying?
Okay!
How much are you paid by Israel to defend them here?
What's that?
If you wait one minute, they don't have any more bags and then they can't shoot you back.
Well, that's a new patch, but this is old patch, I think, so.
It's okay, it's okay.
One thing, you don't want to signal too much, you know, when we go in, we went in very hard
and we didn't tell anybody about it because we wanted surprise.
Who knows better about surprise than Japan?
Okay, why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, okay?
Right? Yo, he's asking me, you know, they haven't surprised, I think much more so than us.
And we had a surprise and we did.
Shut, I watched Documentary and they actually said it that they knew about Pearl Harbor
ahead of time and they didn't move accordingly at all.
They trolled the game is what I saw.
it was a documentary, Chol or not?
It's pretty hard and we didn't tell anybody about it because we wanted surprise.
Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Okay, why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
Okay? Yo, who's doing the mmm? Yo, it's not like some spinning bars battle.
like who's moving who's doing that yo is that my big art yeah arch you put the
You put the temperature normally, is that?
Yeah.
Please.
Yeah.
You ready?
Please.
Put them on this computer and we'll get it across.
Here.
All right.
Do you want me to share with you or do you want me to share with you?
All right.
Let me come in.
I just do my review.
Um...
Um...
Okay.
That's not a pepper!
Did you see the pepper?
I'm sorry, it wasn't something else.
That's fine.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
It smells like a quarter pound of a cheese low key.
Yeah.
First impression.
It looks pretty good.
It has both white cheese and American cheese and two slices of patties and
It has pickles. I'll get this bite right here because it has pickle and all the other ingredients.
Yo, where's the sauce?
Look at it.
This looks like a quarter pounder twice with lettuce and cheese and pickles.
Like,
it's nothing new.
Guys, this is like,
it's like a Big Mac with no sauce.
It's more meat than Big Mac,
no sauce and no third-party.
It's just gonna, it just exists.
I don't know why.
it doesn't taste anything it's so bland no I don't like it it just tastes like meat
Why give it a new name, new branding, and push it?
If it's just nothing really new.
This is gonna be off the menu in a few days.
Yeah.
It's gonna be off the menu.
Oh yeah, it's like mostly needs.
It is shit.
One time I might have more sauce.
No, no, no.
You want something different?
I'm not even out of it.
You want to talk about it?
I'm gonna eat the fries.
Okay.
It is so meat.
It's so meat.
You didn't take all the entire package.
I gave it to you.
Nobody ate this.
And went, oh my god.
Dude.
Oh my...
I need to order this next time I go to McDonald's.
This is... wow.
This is shit.
Grig did that. No, that's God. That's God. Look at it. Look at it. Um, show me.
Oh my God. He didn't have the perfect hair. He just put the whole sauce back in for one
I've never seen something like that in my life.
Okay guys, this is the moment we've all been waiting for.
Watch.
Yeah.
I should be doing it.
I got the Sprite.
The...
I need the prize.
...altered.
It...
Aww.
This is so fucking horrible.
Should I have chills?
It's glowing!
It's just healthy. It's actually glowing.
Here we go boys.
Here we go boys.
Oh the patty.
The cheese.
Bro, this is a hundred better than your one. Here we go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he ain't half the burger!
Oh my god, he ain't half the burger!
Dude, I'm not kidding.
I am not kidding when I say this.
It is fantastic!
That's pain.
It is fantastic!
That's not good.
Wait, wait, why is there chicken in it?
Stick.
What is that right there?
What is that?
What is that?
Oh my god.
Jesse.
So?
This is awesome.
Yeah?
Uh-oh, honey sprite.
Let him lock in chat.
You got this.
Why don't you onions?
Mindin' not that.
I know, boss, this was only first f**k, it's...
I love it.
Bro, bro, how can you even say it's good if he inhaled it?
Bro, you didn't even chew it, you f**king...
Bro, he swallowed it whole.
I know, the double Big Mac.
What do you mean a double? I only ordered one burger, guys, I'm not fat.
Wait, that bag was way heavier than one freaking big arch.
No.
That bag was way bigger than a single big arch
But I didn't order this I ordered a solid bag the double big Mac
Kim so what does he have more ingredients in mind? No way? I did it boys
We have the double big Mac. I didn't order this. I ordered a solid, but you know what yours has you have the ingredients. Oh
my god
Hey, hang on this
Wait, hold up four patties in this thing
I go what did you with the burgers well you took it apart mine is even more
weird though hold on well there is crispy onions in there did you even
taste that
All right, take the meat off of them.
Well, just try taking a middle bite.
It's awful.
Yeah, it's gross. It's gross. It's gross.
Ew.
The sauce is kinda nice, but it's so much meat.
I'm so unlucky they gave you that instead of a salad.
It's like a big meat.
It doesn't even look like a big arch.
Why did they give you that?
It's a big mac.
How does that even happen?
Yeah, both.
And it doesn't have the sauce too much?
Lock in.
Oh my god.
What is that?
right bacon we don't eat that we do not eat bacon here let me throw it in the
bin dude I'm not even kidding I didn't even order this I swear
adding food to this bag in real time where's my chicken wings
The Holy Fuck! The Holy Fuck! Bro, you just put the whole sauce back in for one bite!
Holy Fuck! But can he finish it? No! Not the double sauce! No!
Stop stop stop
You know, it's like what it's like what you have to wall eat like that
But it's awful
Never seen something like that in my life
I
Feel so good, I didn't think I can finish the price. There's flow slaving. Let's get the prize bro. You exceeded my expectations
You will never see his content
Are you taking that pie really no
I made a mistake, I made it disappear.
You can't.
I'm doing the math there, he literally fizzed it.
You can't.
How can he do this?
The numbers aren't making sense.
We just like a car in there
the last of the fries this is all that's left but any
He actually hit the fries too?
Yeah, he hit the fries too, really?
That's him.
He went out.
A champion.
They will remember him from a millennia.
As the one who ate.
Look at me.
Let me get you!
You didn't even touch me!
Interesting.
Um...
Who's bu-
You don't want to.
You kicked out of the toilet, man.
We'll get the chicken.
Oh, last minute.
We got the Big Mac.
Last minute.
No, what? No!
This is a quarter pounder?
I pulled that. Thanks, man.
Ow.
Ow? Who is the large fry?
That's mine.
Who is, 10 nuggets?
Yeah.
We'll go about the other 10 nuggets.
I'll have that.
Thank you.
Um, we got a medium fry?
Yeah, I'll take that one.
Yep.
And then we have a cheeseburger.
Make chicken, make chicken, make chicken.
Oh, yeah.
These are my two hamburgers.
There you go.
What happened? I finally missed the food.
What are these?
Oh, I ordered this.
Thank you.
Wait, what is that? A glazer?
What happened? I finally missed the food.
What are these?
a glazed tenders
oh i ordered this raffia thanks bro
what did you get?
what about those?
i think they re-flicked it off
do you even need to order?
wait a second buddy
you poking on this right?
what this?
you want him on my food?
oh
oh
woo
I had a big other grandmother I didn't know about that. I said I had a big other grandmother
Say say yeah, I'll need to put in a video
The bitch you know it's Greek ditch Greek ditch and only Greek ditch you don't know subs man Greek
I'm the only Greek. I made that you know, I made that you don't have enough subs
old Greek
Yo, so weird, what is that?
Um, yo.
Yo, that look though, chat, that look though.
It looks like, like she's mad at him or something.
I mean, I should be, yeah, maybe she'd be jailed.
Look.
Because of the context of, of, it's, it's a game.
You bring that and then you do that.
that it's intentional to alter or harm somebody. Like what? It absolutely is intended to harm.
Like that should absolutely be jail. Like I don't know why it wouldn't be.
I
Say some ways
These McDonald's shit, this is gonna be embarrassing. I know. Yeah, I I could last time I could it's too easy
Who's burger he's science? Oh
Answer who's burger and he's this
Answer
Who's Burg?
Ah, Robin.
What is it?
Yeah, Robin's.
Who's Burg?
Whataburger?
Classic.
Who's Burg?
Who's Burg?
Arby's.
I mean, who even knows Arby's?
Who's Burg?
In and out.
who's burger in an ounce
fuck this is fucking embarrassing
and it's not good
answer
who's burger
when these
I've eaten so many of those
answer
who's burger is this
McDonald's
double quarter pounder
answer
Yeah, is that or it isn't like a third-pounder? No chat. What is that?
Like a half-pounder single-pounder a
Single-pounder
You see
Siggi
Who is this guy? And that's the first real
He's actually smoking a ciggy!
Joe, Joe, I just want to press chat.
Oh, he's not EU and he's not putting fucking black tar up his fucking gum.
Is that right?
Joe, he's not fucking snussing.
Fucking double pouched up the wazoo.
That's crazy.
Um...
No? That's what I did at EU chat.
That just snuzzed it.
I think it looks...
Um, let's click on some links, shall we?
There's something that's gone viral.
Granny got killed with a bazooka.
It's in my head.
I can't.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer?
Uh, close, but no, she got killed by a bazooka.
I think about her in the kitchen when I used the hookah.
How does he know that?
Yo!
Yo!
There's something that's gone viral granny got killed with a bazooka
It's in my head. I can't uh close, but no doing it doing it
She says you tried to make up a reference like these you that like he's showing but he was locked in
This guy's in it like a reference fucking flow state and she interrupts like roll let the men flow
Close but no she got killed by a bazooka
I think about her in the kitchen when I use the hookah
There's something that's
I'm actually confused.
Wait.
Are you real?
Yo.
Is that a radio?
Ah, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Jack.
What was that?
Yeah, no one... Chris, uh... No, Gigi.
Grapple, grapple, grapple. Someone get up here.
wait rare grappler
that was a good deployment
Yeah, I think it's that close for it.
It's cool though.
What it do?
It entangles the wheel.
And it entangles the wheel.
He's turning so gravelly trying to go northbound. We're right across from these outwater at West Chase Park.
He's still gravelly trying to move forward with the car.
The axle?
Oh that's huge.
I actually like the net a lot. Should I have seen the net before?
The net that makes the real jam? That shit is insane. It's actually just, it's sound. It makes sense.
Why are you coming first?
Why are you fucking coming first?
Because you're dead.
Why are you coming first?
Why are you fucking coming first?
Class, I get it.
All right.
Yeah, I saw this officer, actually.
Yeah, I think this could be a good change.
I think anybody that said that this is a bad,
anybody that says this is a terrible change or a great change
are both equally wrong.
You'd have to wait it out and actually play into it.
You cannot predict player behavior
and how it's going to affect the game if it doesn't be positive or negative.
Just off the thought of like instantly you can't, it's impossible.
You'd get, you, you'd have to play it out.
You play the game for 5,000 hours, right?
You, something new happens.
You play for three hours and then you automatically, no, you can't know.
My unit is an idiot.
Um, guys, why, why is spam good in a game of precision?
Why, why, why is adding a leisurely amount of bullets is a great feature in a game
of being analytical and strategic?
Like where did your brain go?
I don't get it.
I get it. You want to do more like VALORANT than you imagine, cuz you want the fucking guy to go
granana granana
I have more bullets
granana granay granay granay granay
Alright it just reloaded my gun. Cool. Look at my gun, it's flying-
why are you reloading?
Yeah, dude, is it a game?
You have mags. Like holy shit.
A war game with mags?
No way dude, I usually put all the bullets back into my mag.
Fuck you.
That's kind of cool though, um, be more realistic and keep it to 28 out of 30 magazine is the
last man again I guess a female e-sports player who helped her cheat in a tournament
by playing for her instead have been sentenced to six months in prison. Ty Court said that
their actions are harming both the individual e-sports and their country's reputation. Yo
I mean, that's gonna base it a little bit. No
Jett is that our base it I
Mean don't commit fraud
You always say oh, yeah, you do fraud which you've been prison it this guy you do fraud because it goes to prison
And then you get mad. I mean it's fraud
That's fucking out
I find it to be interesting, like eight players remain, right?
You only hear one old or one spell being used or one U-Till for the rest of the round.
Like, it's just, it's interesting because this game, U-Till is broken.
Spells are broken.
People build, they'll argue the, like, it's just, it's just dumb.
Like Spam U-Till, this game is fucking straight broken.
I'm not even hitting, I'm just saying.
Like you play the game at a good level and you're good at the game, you can play the
bandit lobbies.
I mean, most of the time some shit is happening.
You're blind, some bird is flying, some dog is jumping at you, some fucking owl will
transform through the wall, some wave of darkness is killing the whole team that you don't
even know what it's doing.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's not a sugar game.
It's a fantasy game.
Yeah killer. I'm coming. Betcha. She's right here. Wait, you said if I kill you I hate women?
Oh come on bruh.
Gee whiz.
Yeah killer.
Oh man I'm coming.
That's her.
She's right here.
Well.
Hmm. Well.
Hmm.
I mean, I mean, it's awful. I mean.
I got I'm standing in some like neural poison being fucking hit by some
wall piercing fucking
molten dick like
Man
It's a constant load of bullshit. I don't mean here. I'm stunned. When do I get the fucking used a gaming experience, dude?
I'm gonna do the gameplay
I hate that
Oh wow!
What did it?
FIKE PLENTED!
Jesus!
Anyway, ummm...
You know what's up?
Yo!
And my video went viral. Some dude randomly filmed me while I was driving on I-95 on Bedonsone.
And the next thing I go on the viral sensation, I had my phone down for about four hours.
And I think no, my phone was blown up with all these comments from that video.
So I got a lot of traction. Pretty crazy. Thanks.
You're not Jeffrey Epstein?
I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm B.C.
Okay, peace out.
Hey everybody, this is Tom Beach Pete and my video went viral for some dude brand-
Let me, I guess.
Uh, alright.
All right.
Get out of my shoe!
It's a beach!
Please!
Thank you!
Look at the video.
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?
Maybe I'll pass you over here.
Thank you.
Take it away!
Fuck, take it out!
I appreciate you, boss.
Welcome.
Run!
Keep that myself!
Welcome.
Um...
very cool
not that important
awful
pretty awful Loki, I mean I have one but it's awful
yo
That's hard. That is hard. I hate him.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
That's pretty unique. It's pretty cool.
She's not mad at me.
Um, there's a very cool woman's watch, I guess.
Yo, that's nice. That's nice.
Awful. Clean. Very nice. Not a fan, but cool.
It's right here. Now, full gold is nice because, like, you would have seen in real life, it's
not just gold, it's frosted gold, and it's also, it's the way they do it, or they smash
it, the gold, and it actually, it looks like it's diamonds, but it's gold. It has
a very cool texture in your life.
It used to be a no-brainer for many of us.
You leave a little extra money for good service.
Now, there's an expectation to leave a tip in places where it was not expected before.
And a new survey suggests Canadians are fed up with the majority wanting to get rid of it.
Chad, why am I being suggested in this video?
All together.
TDP's Kimberly Fowler joins us in studio with more on this, Kimberly.
Patricia, a new study commissioned by H&R Block finds that nearly two-thirds of Canadians
say they've reached their tipping point literally.
are questioning if it's time to get rid of tipping for good.
A lot of Canadians say they're pretty much done with tipping.
I think it should be included in the price.
It shouldn't be asked to do it.
Just because you're doing your job doesn't mean you need to be.
It shouldn't be included in the price.
It should be included onto their salary.
And if that means they go into the price, sure enough, right?
But you shouldn't put a premium even above that includes like 20%, 25%.
How about, yo, yo, fucking to pay your employees, you fucking bitch.
You took for doing the job.
Many businesses implemented suggesting tipping options during the pandemic, but now the expectation
to leave a tip has some customer saying it's gone too far.
I used to love tipping extra for really good.
Also, I miss out is if you don't tip 15%, then tip zero then like tipping options during
the the options are fucking stupid.
Yo, if you're not gonna put 15% if you want to be part of that part of society fair enough
Then go zero. I mean if you go ten and five it's just weird like it. Yo, it is excellent society that
The service with the tip is 15% that you know
It is it's I don't make the rules
Society has adopted that custom that 15% is it is it is it is what it is like you
go you go to you go to clubs go whatever good of bars it's absolutely 15
and they won't let you get away with not 15 it like that like they're gonna get
mad at you like you're gonna cause a ruckus maybe even get into a fight if
you don't put 15% but if you go 10% 5 it's like dude if you're against
tipping just goes zero. Like activity just looks odd. Now you're causing a dialogue, you're
causing a ruckus for no reason. Just because like suggesting tipping on during the pandemic,
but now the expectation to leave a tip, they will treat you like you did zero if you defy
or 10. So why bother? Just do zero has some customer saying it's gone too far. I used
to love tipping extra for really good service. And I think that's kind of gone away now.
for the bare minimum service they expect 18-20%.
And they're not alone.
A new survey by H&R Blockfines,
two-thirds of Canadians were-
It should be like this.
If the service was absolutely stellar,
which it normally isn't,
like 5% of the time,
15% would be fine to be,
oh, that's what you're gonna get.
But if 15% is what they assume
that the good service is now the extra five,
extra 15, at that point,
what is it gonna be then?
next matter in a few years than normal is 30 good is 50 normal is 60 fucking good is 100
and fuck that shit like just include this don't include any pay employees want to do
away with the practice and nearly nine out of 10 people say they resent businesses that
ask for tips at places where they don't think is necessary and four out of 10 people say
They avoid going to places that ask for tips at the register
places coffee shops or
Buddies buddies buddy they put the fucking pad in the middle of the of the check out
Massive everybody in the line and they go big block. Are you broke 15% or are you?
20% like
That's lame
Quite a bit. They don't ask for a tip when the service is fantastic at Chuck's deli and convenience at
train yards, tips aren't
They have a tip jar, whic
counter, which I do quite
because the ladies are fab
all tips should be left u
some good customers like
they don't they walk out
one guy. What's gonna sad
these places that you lo
and it's fucking nearl
it's place near my old h
And the cup is nearly empty and like it doesn't matter what day it usually is.
It's like so it's like construction worker guys, they never know they have a mountain
like it would go under the register.
The day-to-day operations in the service industry and at restaurants it could mean higher prices
for customers to offset the loss of income to employees.
affect the day-to-day operations in the service industry and at restaurants it
could mean higher prices for customers to offset the loss of income to employ.
Yo what fucking loss oh my god oh my I hate America America needs to lock yo
Americans are full reset we need a server fucking wipe yo yo the next
president better fucking wipe this server ladies is so stupid oh it's
gotta yo North America North Americans need wiped clean yo just reset it how
How hard is it?
Boys.
I would assume it would be included in the price, minimum wage is quite high already, so it's
typically going to be taken away.
I don't know what that would look like, I don't know what the workforce would look like for
that.
But many say the tip options make them feel guilty or pressured.
Even though we feel annoyed by this question for the tip on the machine, 57% of us are
Automatically just fucking
Ban all endeavors and options like that. So nobody is gonna be the one that's bad for doing it
Right and then make your people pay their employees and a story and if you that means include that if that means raising the prices
Then so be it that means that everybody will raise the price and overall now you think a burger is
$12 and not 10 so you're not gonna have your competitor that oh, but when we hear we're 10
by the way, like everything goes up so that nobody can complain that somebody's undercutting
you.
That would be the way you would do it.
More than half of us will give a tip anyway.
Many people we spoke to today say they've noticed the expectation of how much the tip
continues to go up, with many businesses having the minimum option to tip starting at 20%.
All these views are some old fucking EU shit or whatever, it's because of some old custom
that we didn't abolish and now, yeah, it's an EU...
Oh my god, man, yo, it's some EU shit!
Yo.
It's a family video.
Tip stands for to ensure promptness.
Tipping may go back as far as the Roman era, but according to most experts, the practice
likely has its origins in medieval Europe.
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Passage on roads would throw coins to the rubble to ensure safe passage.
One theory is that a vault in eating and drinking establishments is a way to forestall envy
that when you're eating and drinking, you're having fun.
And the people who are serving you are not.
Guys, the pipeline goes like this.
Europe thinks about an idea.
The implement a good idea.
America sees what Europe does, says,
we're gonna fuck this shit up and max it out
to the point where they get an explode society.
They do this, then you'll make some law overseas
that affects that market.
And then they reach where they fix it
because they have to regulate it.
Boom, that's the system that works.
It goes from the right, left, back to the right.
Boom, back to the left.
Fast forward to the 19th century,
when waiters who received a full wage went on strike,
demanding higher wages, they were replaced
with women who employers could pay less.
A decade later, there was the population
of newly freed slaves.
The idea from these restaurant owners
was that they were giving the luxury or privilege
of a white person's tips.
That was, without a full wage.
Ironically, as tipping exploded in the United States,
it became less common in Europe
and was replaced with service charges.
Is it you, Niko?
No.
I think maybe I heard it right.
I think tipping starts like something
because it's not only minorities and women
that they could pay less
so that they're tipped to supplement that.
You know what I'm saying?
It had to do with the Great Depression
because people who worked in restaurants
Great Depression stopped getting paid so people who were in the mafia would come
Yes, so you just hire women?
No, the mafia people would come and then they wouldn't want somebody to wrap them out so then they would give them a tip in order to keep it so that they didn't tell about the mafia.
So when is the woman coming?
Well, it just waits until tonight.
While the first federal minimum wage law was passed in 1938, it wasn't until almost
three decades later when the tip minimum wage was established.
In 1991 the federal minimum wage for tipped employees was set at $2.13, which is what
it remains at as of March 2023.
As far as I know the United States is the only country that exempts tipped workers
from having to receive the full minimum wage.
In 43 states, it is legal to pay tipped workers less than the standard minimum wage, because
tips presumably make up that difference.
In recent years, you might have found yourself asking, do I tip this barista for pouring that
hot coffee?
What about when I'm going to a restaurant and picking up takeout?
And how much do I tip?
If I don't tip my McDonald's guy for fucking a while and up and salting my fries,
and I can't even tip him realistically, right? For baking my shit back then,
why the fuck would I tip you for pouring my coffee, did you ask?
Explain, explain to me, explain to me the difference. There's none.
That doorman, driver, or dog walker.
When those in the service industry were feeling the brunt during the coronavirus pandemic,
consumers started tipping for things they never had before.
And the percentage of remote transactions when tipping was an option in which the consumer
tipped soared from about 46% before the pandemic to around 86% in January 2022.
If people were willing to tip the person delivering food to their home 30%, why not
ask if they'd like to tip when they come pick up?
During the pandemic, businesses who lost a lot of traditional customers and transactions
We're looking for alternative ways to make up that income.
And if asking for tips was one way to do it,
they were willing to try it.
And since then, that ask hasn't dissipated.
Yo, Jack, is it an exit of modern day scam?
It's ingrained in society.
But trying to play on the emotions
that are too extravagant of somebody is inherently a scam.
Or say they feel pressured to tip more.
They're being asked to try to get the service.
And you're using emotional tactics to gain more.
That is a scammy.
Right?
I'm afraid not to tip because
will you do less good work?
Customers might not be concerned about the baristas
perception of their tip before getting their latte,
but what about the mechanic repairing your car?
I don't know about you,
but I'm certainly going to make sure
to tip them well to ensure my safety.
Oh, lady, trust me, trust me.
They tip themselves way before
you can even have a chance of tip.
Yo, this is the kind of ignorant comment.
Yo, yo, yo, are you kidding me?
That's crazy.
Another reason consumers are tipping more,
newer technologies, kiosks and tablets
with three large tipping suggestions
that pop up on the screen in front of you.
I know you've never had your car repaired.
Bye.
Chips in by the business.
I have not yet been to the restaurant
where they recommend five, 10, or 15.
Yo, I had to replace this bushing.
It's a rare part from fucking Thailand
where they get imported.
It's a fucking Walmart,
fucking a rubber bushing for fucking 12 cents
and it's only $700, like fuck off.
For a quick takeout,
it normally always starts at 15,
as a bare minimum,
sometimes even starting at 20, 25 or not, sometimes.
According to a 2022CreditCards.com survey,
22% of respondents said
when they're presented with various suggested tip amounts.
They use those options as an indication of kind of what the normative range is, and fuel
compelled to tip within that range, so the more you ask, the more you get.
The three prominent companies with that trendy sleek look are Square, Toast, and Clover.
They launched a bit more than a decade ago to help businesses run smarter, faster, and
easier, all in one point of sale or POS systems.
In some cases, fewer fees so it's less of a burden to accept multiple credit cards,
no long-term contracts.
I think it's funny, like the amount of people that get paid when a transaction gets swiped,
like the bank, wait, what happened, did it F?
I mean dude, dude, the tipping program that gets money, the bank, the credit card, the
shop like everybody gets a cut when you just give fucking cash like this is a
good point to return to at least some form of a cash exchange like
New York City one of the business's locations uses toast while the other
uses this he says the storefront that uses toast sees more and higher tips the
clover square and toast terminals to a consumer are very easy to use big
buttons, big areas to sign the tip, an easy way to tip a different...
Oh my god, these rats fucks.
Very easy to use.
Yo, top left is the biggest tip?
Fuck you.
What a disgusting...
Yo, these rats!
Big buttons, big areas to sign the tip, an easy way to tip a different amount if you don't like
the starting at 20% option.
There are others that do it, they're just not as cool looking.
We've come a long way from being able to just throw your spare change into the jar
by the cash register.
The new tablets have turned what used to be a sin of omission.
I simply didn't put money into the tip jar into a sin of commission.
I have to hit a button and say, no tip.
I have to actively choose not to tip whereas before, not tipping was a kind of a passive
thing.
Grancing at the tip jar could have also been a way to get a sense of how many
others are tipping.
only be legally allowed to see the props of all the squares. If you click the tip, it's
like check out or tip whatever, right? If you click tip, you get the squares. If you don't
click it, you don't, and nobody clicks it and then you pay employees.
I'm not serving.
Pay the employees. I'm not telling you.
Meanwhile, not only in the tipping options be customized, but the tipping feature can
be disabled as well. So it's the merchant's choice to ask or not to ask for tips.
From the business side it makes employees want to perform better and do a better job.
Yo, how about you do your job rights, right?
And as the owner of said shop, you go, wow, you did your job description.
You get paid, but the job description gives you, holy shit.
Seriously significant.
It really pays for the software.
like foolish business owner not to install it based on what the numbers
it's like even a mammoth company if I like my car to extend the number and go
oh I like whatever fucking made this car at the factory I'm I will find a way
to give the guy that fucking put the party there is some money fuck that
like dude come on bro
CLB work with me on five-station at McDonald's
So Jack did you guys ever get kept ever or not?
I mean, this is more, I mean, this might be more effort than a barista, maybe not, but
depends on what it is but still about
i mean what you do with the brisket, don't you just
put the powder
spin the thing
click coffee
let it pour
pick the cup
drop the cup
CLD worked with me
The band's okay
Yo
Yo, that's Ivan's when you fucking throw my fucking games on CS, buddy
Yo, yo, based based and they're probably investigating this scheme where they flee me for money by putting him on my team
When he's fucking throw my shit. I mean it only makes sense
I'm just kidding about that.
There's headed in watching me for seven months.
For what though?
For what though?
the fake gun
Yeah
No way
No way
Oh shit. At 41 years old, in his 20th or 30th, the third farthest takeoff of any dunk.
30 MPH dump. Is that good?
It's huge.
You know it?
This is so fucking dumb. I'm trying to take a shit.
Wait.
I walk past and just look at my whole butt, you dig it.
What the fuck? This is stupid.
I'm feeling hella vulnerable right now. Who thought it is shit, bro? Who made these stall doors, did he?
What the fuck is going on man?
I mean it is awful.
I also hate the ones that are like skinny at the top and bottom. Yo
What's up?
What?
You're not eating with us?
What's up?
You're not eating with us?
I am McDonald's, at a big arcade.
Oh yeah, I just got the McDonald's on top of that.
It's all cold.
Well, I already ate it.
I'm finished it.
How did you get here faster than us?
Because you guys stole all that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because you guys, to all that, I told you I had to go on stream.
Hey stream, hi chat, how you doing?
Did you like the show tonight, chat?
Yeah, it's fun, enjoy it.
Hello little one, okay, going back on the swing.
Yeah, can you close the lights on the way out please?
What?
Can you close the lights on the way out please?
Close the lights on the way out please.
Okay, good.
So, the fries?
Thank you.
Anything else?
No
Is that coming downstairs to talk to us?
No
You were almost human today
Maybe
Almost human
But now you've turned back to your zombie attitude
Yeah, I'm not gonna get a computer
Oh my god, px
Well, oh and you lost 8 to 2
Yeah, yeah, no shit
What are we gonna do with it?
I mean, how did he even get this pink smurf guy anyway?
I don't know
That guy's wet, it is licking
I think I should have thrown the can at the purple car
He wouldn't have showed up.
No, he wouldn't have showed up.
He would have kicked your ass, okay.
You gotta get speed, a lot of credit, man.
He sure moves around.
He does, doesn't he?
Good ambassador for the league.
Yep.
Honestly.
I appreciate it.
It's his project.
You know what?
You know what I'm thinking?
What?
I think baller is to soccer what snowboards were to skiing what pickle ball is to tennis.
gonna make it much more democratic much more people are gonna play because of
the wild card thing and people are democratic both of democratic means more
okay more accessible to everybody okay I respect your opinion
You know about democracy, right?
But the people?
Well, one thing, you don't want to signal too much, you know?
When we go in, we went in very hard, and we didn't tell anybody about it,
because we wanted surprise.
Who knows better about surprise than Japan?
Oh, yeah, which one does?
Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
Okay?
I'm a good friend but one question, why didn't you tell US allies in Europe and in Asia like Japan about...
I mean, let's keep it a bug, let's keep it a bug.
I'm pretty sure they've had problems in the past where even the people at the top on the inside, they know the information, they leak it.
I mean, everybody leaks everything. Like, nothing gets done.
Like, everybody, everybody leaks this GG out of the rip. Like, I mean, they've said that.
I think you can agree or disagree with what is happening, but I think it makes sense to
keep the circle small. I mean...
Yeah, deadlock is kind of dead, but I think it's even more dead.
We will make dead memes with it.
Like why did like means so goddamn dog shit?
Make funny memes
So this week as we were reporting on the just I guess
Yeah
Well, you've probably all seen the footage of the airstrike that took place in
in a sewer district as we were reporting on the destruction of a bridge.
We've been treated in hospital for our injuries.
I had a shrapnel wound in my arm, deeply embedded in the muscle here.
That's been taken out, and here it is in this part here.
But what I do want to say is that...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta keep it a bucket.
I mean, if you have like a press of jerseys or something like that or whatever, like...
Yeah, like, is that even confirmed?
Like, dude, that sounds insane.
This was a deliberate targeted attack on journalists.
There's no mistake about it.
This was a very specific strike from a fighter jet.
What we were doing was we were reporting on the attacks
on bridges which is effectively severing South Lebanon
from the rest of the country.
One million people now internally displaced.
This is the real story.
It's not about us coming under attack as journalists.
What we're seeing now and what we were reporting on
is this plan for Israel to ethnically cleanse the south of Lebanon. This is, without doubt,
an attack this is on the scale, or bigger than the scale of the...
Okay, Jack, I swear I'm not trying to be rude. Is there not a safer place to do this interview
than on the fucking road? I mean, if a car were to hit him, I mean, is there a targeted
attack and you get off the fucking road this is the fourth displacement of a
million go on the fucking sidewalk right it's right there it's right there it's
whether it's right there and also we have to say that attacking journalists is a
war crime attacking civilian infrastructure is a war crime but if they
think that they're going to silence us if they think that we're gonna stay
How about you give me a reason why not make the interview in a safe spot?
Instead in a I would I will say illegal place. I mean you're in the middle of the road
Is it unsafe even if you had a car was blocking you you would have to put a fucking flare down the road
So the people wouldn't fucking hear you. This is god-awful
Explain why you're doing this in the middle of the road next minute
The field, they're very, very much mistaken.
Authentic. There's no authentic about taking a deliberate, calculated risk for the sake of authenticity.
That is the definition of manufacturing it. Are you fucking stupid?
including the Al-Mahj outpost opposite Merkabah and carried out drone strikes on the Al-Rahab site
near Aitur Al-Shab. Further rocket attacks were reported against Nahariyah and Amid it.
Yo, yo, what is this journalism?
I swear I feel like I'm living in a fucking dream okay true true. I mean press and all that makes absolute absolute sense
I agree with it, but if this was dropped by a plane and
I can't I'm not interested
Well, it's like I absolutely disagree with yeah
um like nobody deserves another you should drop bomb in it like it's fucking
that awful but I mean it guess it's warded the way that oh you can
visibly see this guy's a press thing let's do or not do that and then you
compute it as let's do it anyway when the thing that like a fucking miss
I like something from a plane, like what?
I don't know.
I have to bet you that you don't actually get it.
It's a four stage concept.
Not two, it's four.
What? I think it's flat percentage penetration. Flat percentage lethality or some shit.
What? It's true. It's true.
What I mean, I'm just saying it's really, it's what I don't know the exact.
Uh, it's a bit of a bit of, I'm sorry, I was, um...
35-year-old Edwardton Downey was convicted of the second-degree murder of his 25-year-old girlfriend at trial at Downey at Unigadi phone mall.
Please just learn something instead of sounding like a skit-so. Why is he in the road? LOL you think he's worried about a car right now?
Well, I mean you should be, or I mean you should be. What? You should be worried about a car when you go in the middle of a place where cars go fast.
guys, it's like when people have a busy schedule, they're scheduled for the whole day, right?
And they have a one hour break, two hour break, right?
And they're chilling on the fucking sofa, right?
And then they're writing the engine of my text, that was busy all day, okay, true,
You're very busy, right?
But you absolutely had ample time to see you just chose not to reply, which is fair enough
as well.
Just say how it is.
I mean, why you nailed the road?
Because you chose to be.
I mean, what the fuck?
Melissa Blimkey, who was stabbed 15 times near the entrance to Metro Town Shopping
Center in December 2021, after he left Blimkey dying in the stairwell from what
associates-
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
What about the community notes?
Which one?
No, that's not that.
What did I miss?
I didn't read it.
This is one of the
prior and self-posed that
they would be targeting the bridge.
Is it possible he was trying to be symbolic in a way
in a way to say we will not stop reporting in these areas, regardless of danger.
Um, I mean it's...
Thank you for being the gaming ward, doctor. I get a welcome to the jungle.
No, sure.
Thank you.
XQC now.
Having a pretty heavy and sustained attack by Israeli fighter jets and artillery fire
now, we believe that they've started bombing the bridges. These are the bridges that connect
to the south of Lebanon, that exclusion zone with the IDF having issued those evacuations
orders. Now they say that they're targeting those bridges to stop.
You say it's real journalism. If you have to stand in the middle of the road deliberately
to do real journalism, I'm going to be honest with you, your journalism sucks. Because
your information and your version gathering and your standards are so shit that you
can't actually deliver a good piece of reporting to get your point across. You have to
in the middle of God damn road. What a stupid kind.
Well, from resupplying its forces, resistance forces on the ground there, but in reality,
with some 1 million people displaced from the south, that exclusion zone, the evacuation
order issued for all areas south of the Zolani River, we're talking about 1 million people.
What this is really about is cutting people off from their land, cutting people off
from their homes, places that they've lived for generation after generation. And
it does is it makes those one million people now become potentially permanently displaced.
Well, we're just trying.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I think like, yeah, bombing, I'm bombing out of fucking
and a British couple, I mean, just,
but I think this guy is just a pandering.
I think both can be equal at you.
You can denounce, you can denounce Israel,
you can denounce all bad parties
and still denounce bad journalism,
bad reporting, and clear agenda-driven narratives, absolutely.
You can do both, you're allowed to,
and I will continue to do that.
The same with Nick Shirley.
Yeah, some of his points make a lot of sense.
Some of his data does show some promise in terms of investing in a real problem.
His reporting is ass dog shit.
I say fraud is bad, investigate this, should keep an eye on that, and we should be careful.
Right?
And still say the report is a little bit-
No, but she's pandering.
Right, X.
Well, what I'm saying is, whether you agree with the strike or not, I mean,
I don't even know that the jupote come behind it, but the guy stated himself that the bridges are getting targeted. I mean
The bridge is being targeted. He knowingly says so
Evacuation zone warnings bridge. There's a fucking there is a crater in the bridge
The bridge gets in it's like whoa pick at your face do it do it. Come on. I mean that that is pandering. I
Mean come on, bro
I think it's because I'm right everything about this topic has to be full stop all the way on one side. I made a stupid utilize the against Iran are already turned.
turn. Uh, Hassan, this isn't content. Why does he care about what you're not famous for missing?
He's an action targets. Surely he was the target. Um, this has to say all about all this. Your
cosplayer broke quit yapping. Um, if I catch you, if I look at your, your, uh, comments in the
the asmongold chat. Will you feel a sense of shame or no? Because this is true. I'm not
a misalautist. I am not a map artist. I'm a political artist. It's ironic because yes,
I do actually this is literally my area of expertise when it comes to international relations,
when it comes to the talking about anti imperialism, not only do I have a degree in just this,
but also on top of that, I've spent the last decade or so talking about exactly this scenario.
So no, in comparison to the average commentator in the United States of America, both to
my right, you know, you know, you get absolutely tell that some as an expert when
and they're at work and they have 20 tabs of Twitter open.
And clearly they're on the job while researching
very important information.
Liberal content creators is like a hindsight,
I think books behind them.
It's Hassan with Twitter tabs.
I mean, we're watching a genius at work dude.
That's impressive shit.
I do have the specific knowledge to communicate
about events such as this one,
analyze them, interpret them
educate the public on them. But on the other hand, you can, yeah, I mean, chat
rent-free holy baited law, it basically goes to show exactly what you're trying to
get out of this. But contrary to your favorite content creator, I do
have a degree in just this, right? This is what I studied, and this is what I've
been doing for the past 10 years, which is precisely the reason why my
My analysis so far has been...
So why didn't he have any journalism piece and analysis on the shop caller?
Why not?
Why didn't he study?
Because, I mean, he studied that.
He's the expert to debunk his own claim.
Oh, Crowder called you a comic cosplayer today so these people were told what to think
about you today.
Oh, is that what it is?
Yes, Stephen Crowder is a great example of a person who is not very knowledgeable
but simply regurgitates american uh enterprise institute talking points for example that's like one
uh great example he's a bad person overall and not very knowledgeable on these issues as well
the who is enterprise institute great example of a person who is not very knowledgeable but simply
regurgitates american uh uh enterprise please just make him stop talking i can't fucking take
make it any more.
you
you
you
you
you
a bunch of beliefs to have, right?
Including the belief that, let's say,
Senate clause is real, right?
So why don't you get mad at that?
Why don't you get mad at children
that believe in Senate clause then?
Why don't you go, yo, yo, really?
You believe in that?
Relief?
Like, okay, then it's as valid
as being mad at anybody who believed in anything.
100% satisfied with every,
when you wake up every single morning
and you take a look in the mirror,
you're 100% satisfied with every single thing.
Is that what you're talking about?
Yeah, more or less.
Okay, dude.
All right, well, I guess that's just,
if you wanna be completely disingenuous,
that's fine with me.
I guess there's just no point to continue.
All right, thank you for your time.
Thank you.
All right, thanks, guys.
I
Worse
Yeah, no, it's fine. You got to put the chat leaderboard decks. Yeah
I mean, yeah, I had to do the context that I mean
Because I think this looks stupid I
Will give you a question everyone wants the answer to when are you doing but fuck a fan contest?
I need the content, yo, what's fucking loud?
Is there any context violence?
Any sort of conversational back and forth?
Of what context?
Um, is there any?
Bottom right video.
I don't see it.
Link it.
Link it.
Link it.
Link it.
Link it.
Link it.
Link it.
Link it.
Remember when you wore a dress with Hassan?
I remember that. Yes. How far you've fallen?
Even though you're still a liberal at heart, you can't help but be a contrarian.
Check your biases, brother.
The bias is...
My only bias is the bias to call other people out for their biases.
That's the problem.
If you want to gain believers, gain followers,
followers. If you want to gain people to be on your side, present your side
properly. When you hide or deliberately twist things and I can pick up on that,
then I will be against you. I will be against anybody who gives me
some bullshit and says, no, no, you have to agree with this. You have to take
my permission. Like if you have to do this forceful bullshit and you're
delirious, then I'm against you. I'm your enemy now. It is what it is. I mean,
It's like
Deep love if it's from the context of what you guys reached out
Was your intention?
But you do the same brother
I gave point to play point
Missiles from Israel's f-16 slash f-15 7 sep margin of error of one to three meters and are high precision
It's not like they're throwing a water balloon you ignore this and focused on the guy on bridge
Okay, Lalex QCL. Okay
Let's let's say I agree with everything right. I'm gonna use your standard. I agree with anything
That missile would be within the liberty one meter of the exact length position of the missile previously launched that
Lennon in that crater that's literally on the screen that missile would have been within one meter of that
Exact crater right there. It's right there. I mean
I mean, what the fuck was your intention,
then I would say that you've done a pretty shitty job.
Alright, well, I think people probably won't know that.
I can't wait because I've done a pretty good interview.
Enough yapping.
No.
Well, there's gate three campaign with Jesse and Greek.
I can't even tell that yes, it's no good.
I've done a pretty good interview.
From what like context because if it's from the context of what you guys reached out
Was your intention and I would say that you've done a pretty shitty job. All right, well
I think people probably want to learn about you and that was what I was trying to give you the opportunity to do
Well, no, I know I think that's that's totally fair and that's I applaud you for that but not one
You know question about about looks maxing. There's been so many questions about looks maxing
I probably asked you that looks maximum like 40 times.
I just don't know the specific science.
I'm not in the community.
OK.
Well, I mean, if you were to ask about maybe something
in regards to hair, there's really not.
Shredded looks isn't that simple.
It's like people that try whatever their looks,
and some of the ones that were more extreme,
some mean became of it.
And mean became trend that is more extreme.
and multiple are within a margin of,
they care about their looks,
only an extreme few are actual look maxers, right?
And everybody's losing their minds
because they don't actually get it.
They're just braindead.
I mean, that was not our turn to stand it.
I mean-
I think that's your hair loss.
What?
You see what I mean?
You're telling me what to ask.
So when you wake up every single morning
and you take a look in the mirror,
you're 100% satisfied with every single thing.
Is that what you're talking about?
Yeah, more or less.
Okay, dude.
All right, no.
I guess that's just,
if you wanna be completely disingenuous,
that's fine with me.
I guess there's just no-
You know what?
You said what you want about this guy.
I think that was a decent response.
It feels like it is a little bit disingenuous.
I think the way to talk to somebody
that has a different worldview
is to agree on a certain point in the middle
that you, even though it feel like a concession to you,
that you have to give something up, you're not.
You can agree, guys, it's like if your argument was like,
oh my God, something about bombs or like that, right?
They get just out of the sky.
You agree, the sky is usually blue?
No, more or less, I guess.
Okay, then I'm done talking with you.
That's what you find to be called as a generous if you're if you if if if if to have an argument
You have to set up yet to set a foundation and that is as simple as yo
Skies blue and you know, no, no, no, okay, then it's a shit dialogue. I mean, it's awful
In the sense, I think and you absolutely agree that there are things that that you would change it
even if it's about being secure
or everybody has a layer of insecurity,
even if it was so slim as,
I'm gonna put the right socks on.
Like, as in, I think my mustache
feels a little bit weird today.
Maybe I'll just shake it off.
There are zero thoughts,
trying to argue that you have zero thoughts genuinely.
It's something that, like, dude, like a homeless evil,
maybe something who have absolutely nothing,
I could really do it. Come on, bro.
Like, there's at least, otherwise he would have put the tie on and I'm moving on.
Like, let's just be honest, otherwise his tie would not be on properly.
His shirt would be missing a button. His shirt would be scratched or stuffed.
He would have a, why does that no muscle insurance?
He doesn't care at all and nothing to be improved.
And he dirty this jacket a month ago.
Why did he wash it then? Why bother?
Why would he, why would he wash it?
What it will be what we the point in watching it if it doesn't give a shit about anything in the peer in this in the realm of appearance
Okay, then at that point then you can at least agree
There's a few things that would change but like you can you can make this concession to continue the dialogue and be intelligent
About it and still win your point. That's fine with me. I guess there's just no point to continue. All right. Thank you for your time
Like
Okay, you're telling you what to ask
So when you wake up every single morning and you take a look in the mirror you're 100% satisfied with every single thing
I mean like I said, I mean he said everything. He said 100% I mean you need to
Don't agree with with his question. They don't agree with it
But he did say a hundred percent all of it. He's in more or less like I
Really do it. Oh, you're talking. Yeah more or less
It's a dumb question, just call out for what it is.
I guess that's...
I just say, okay, well I disagree.
I think, and the question is loaded, it's more like everybody has at least something that they would like to change
and they're not going to make a fixation about it and change all their life decisions
and leave people behind and ruin their health to change it.
Anything to put in this video? Okay. I mean how is that the hard? Why is it harder to come up with this answer?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What?
You're smart.
I'm not.
Are you a smother?
I never seen a fucking girl with a beard.
Are these three?
No.
That's right, Nick.
You're a nice boy.
I can't help you! Can I help you?
No, that's crazy.
Yeah.
Anyway.
I mean, I'll just give you a wants to play it.
Would you like...
Would you look...
Would you like to play chained?
Alright, is it a quick round though?
What's going on?
Where are we going to go next, sir?
Hmm?
There's another interview.
Yo, that butt cracker!
Yo!
Yo, that buff crack is wide open!
Alright, true.
Yeah, anyway...
Where else do you go to the check?
I don't know what I'm gonna go on.
Yo, you type?
Yo, that's crazy to say that.
Anyway.
I'm not gonna watch this.
Sorry.
Sorry.
What?
Yo.
What? You said you type like Makaian.
He's very excited. That's crazy
The Crimson Desert review, what is that where where?
All right, yo, what the fuck hello
So, awaiting end point.
Chat, what does it mean?
Chat, what is awaiting end point?
Reconnect.
I didn't even realize that this one.
All right chat chat chat who else is rock hard roll together
Yeah, this one's down, chat, let's get a bunch of love.
I think they tensed but he's not playing what the fuck is that
What does it say in the key yo, I can't I can't I can't I can't options
settings
Is equipped at a time so okay, so now let me all right, let me equip my mallet
oh my fucking god now it's the same problem
hit every button
I mean this is regabit wait a minute sir we're gonna do
I
Have a yo minute, okay, let me try and do that now
Try to use the pickaxe again. No, it's gonna be the same thing
All seven okay
I'm what I can't do anything. It doesn't let me do anything at all. I
I'm pressing 7, I'm pressing 8, I'm pressing 9, I'm pressing alt, I'm holding alt, nothing's happening.
What is going on? What is up welcoming me to jungle, please, mate?
I'm holding alt, nothing's happening. I'm gonna hold it. Now I have to use it, it gets over here.
Um... yeah, anyway.
Do you like blowy?
I mean, is that good reduce?
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
So I've been playing Crimson Desert for a while, and PC is okay.
Why? Who knows? The game doesn't tell you, but give the beggar marked on your map a coin,
and your quest objective will update again, telling you to go investigate a sewer.
Again, no indication as to why you'd be doing that, but go down there, and there's a woman on top.
Do that, and your quest objective will update once more, telling you to help the distressed villagers,
who end up being a couple on the other side of town who need their chimney cleaned.
That is how this game communicates its main quest to you in its opening hours.
And during the preview event, it's disengaged by sides of the timeline like the main story thing
lasted right up to the game, but I know for a fact you go to the menus
and there's a DLSS X-Tring 3.FSR fucking Super Foldage Ancheri Slopik fucking 16X2X...
I finally drove out of the game with all the games.
So I left the event thinking, okay, that has to end at some point, right?
Reflex plus boost plus suppression plus advent plus AI frames plus Ghosting!
And then find the missing horn forever, right?
And all the truth is that Cranes and Desert's main story is full to the brim of story content that has absolutely nothing to do with anything.
Quests that don't move the story forward in any way, shape, or form yet are part of-
Oh, I'm being called on Steam, apparently.
Um...
How?
Hello?
It's my dad's brother's dog, Spurthdeck, and I get a welcome to the Jungle Whiteheart.
Oh, you're talking back in here, are you?
Oh, let me get my things.
the fuck is this? Audio? What is going on? Yeah, microphone, okay, good. Chat. Where?
So input, output.
Bang.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Can you hear me?
Yo, what's up?
Hold on, let me turn down a little bit.
Yo, this is, this is, yo, this kinda cooks.
Yeah, low key reliable though.
Like, when this goes down, we have steam as the backup.
Yo, fuck this Gordon. I'm actually I'm actually a steam voice user now
Yeah, 100% discord. Let me down
Yo, I'll this go also did this this audio is is fabulous
Yo Henry
Yo
Yo
Is it?
Yo, speak.
What did he get?
I can't hear you.
He's twirling.
Yep.
Yo, what up?
you know you want to know you
know
you were bought
they were blogging speaking so low to me
i'm not i'm not
lucky were you kind of
look at the second walking walking
all we're gonna get steam group chat
holy okay sure
greeks uh... sleeping
well he ate
so much food that i had and i haven't heard from him since
All right.
I'm calling the group chat.
Why did he explode?
Yo.
Are there sweet channel like Discord in here?
Yo.
I'm actually moving.
I'm actually moving the Steam voice.
This is hard.
I'm actually moving here.
They just have this shit here.
No one knows about this?
Yeah.
They probably don't even leak the fucking law
She like a bunch of bitch assholes, to be honest.
I kind of like that the microphone is like dog shit too, because it's like, the microphone shouldn't sound so good.
It's like when cameras are like too high-def and like you see all the pores.
I like this.
I was joking.
Um...
Chat, my little puppy, Indy, is going for her spade surgery in the morning.
She's here watching with me.
I don't know.
Everyone wish her luck less than three.
Alright, peace.
Oh! Oh!
Uh...
Oh, you wanted to play something? I'm back.
Oh, um, chain together?
Sure. I mean, Greek's not up, but I'm down.
Oh, you don't want to do it?
I'm down to do whatever.
With that or we could do the log writers, we bought log writers and never played it.
It's like, it's like chain together. It's only two people.
Log writers?
Yeah, I already have it ready to go
Is that a good all right, I think it could be silly they will be kind of funny and silly
Yeah, I know we planned to be that once
Over never gonna die not even a single time
I mean, I'm not gonna say who but someone's been letting us down
I'm not you know that comment. What about roll together?
See that
Roll together
That's literally just this game it's this game. I mean, yeah, we can do this one. Oh my carry the glass
They carry the glass
Yeah, I play with one for literally two minutes
And if we'd be we'd we would own this though. I mean, there's a difference like we were good at games and shit
It's like a just kind of how things go here
Yeah, I'm down you want to do this one. Yeah, why is it makes reviews anyway? I
Guarantee you it's people saying it's too hard. Let's see
This guy said I hate my friends.
Okay, that's not good.
If you have difficulties, here's a walkthrough, down-boated.
People are saying they're glitching like a mofo.
But that's funny. Glitches are funny.
You both...
What the fuck?
all right
i don't know if you try it would try it if it likes we could just go back to me
with this
right street dollars can you send it to me
yeah i got you
okay i got it
um check it out it doesn't really work with your player with your players
it's more like a three-man game
like if you have two players you look at one guy and
it's kind of hard to get yanked and shit they make the game easy
check it out it's made for three and four i think
yeah i'm just gonna go ahead and turn you down
one sec
yeah let's get you at about twenty percent
you've been saying it, mold the player
tear down
i thought it was a good game when it came out
now you're going to ten percent
say something again
you're going down to five percent now
And that fart was a little too loud, I'm gonna put you at 2% here.
I'll do that, I'll give it 2%.
There you go. Perfect.
Is this any good chat? Teardowns, do you want to play?
Like, what's the point though?
Oh, Teardown's the game that you break the houses and it lags?
Oh, apparently it's fixed, but it's like a...
it's like heists
you blow shit up
let's make a drag glass into teardown and down to play let's just get twenty
five or stream we just play video games forever
okay, well what do we do uh... i'm gonna open my notebook
yeah i just said we just play video games bro i'm so excited for golf you
have no fucking shit you work and suck ass
carry glass
teardown
Oh my god, I can't type today.
I will tell you this.
And we can do RL and RLC after that.
Holy fucking cinema.
And Greg will probably wake up by then.
Really?
Probably.
Hello, Mr. Kawai.
Do you have the golden arches on your head?
What's I going to say?
Oh, when you go to swing the ball,
I mean, I don't want to spoil it.
I mean, you're never going to hit the ball, right?
Like, you're going to miss nonstop.
It's going to be funny.
I'm even going to make a little eye roll.
But um, you, what you're gonna do too, I'm even gonna tell you your problem first and you're still gonna do it.
You're gonna swing and you're gonna look up every time and miss every single time.
And I will be no megalomaniac hardcore big time.
I'm just letting you know. It ain't puttin'.
I mean, golf is putt-putt-in with bigger sticks.
Nope. And wrong.
I'm shit. Like I'm dog shit. I'm gonna hit the ball. I'm literally gonna be doing the fortnight
Elbans every time you go for a swing. I'm telling you. And if you swing and miss, that's a stroke.
So why do pros fake swing then? Because there's a distance you have to be from the ball.
Can you please welcome me to the jungle so I can stop asking, can I?
And those don't count those are just little practice swings, and then you walk up and then that's the swing
So wrong so I made it up so who gives a fuck
You had my contacts I was right
Bang I was what I was like the whole time I was in the car
I was just yapping and I was still right like even a minute minute
We didn't have any problems with the ball
No
Yeah, yeah, you've been playing with a scammer and you've been getting fleece
Well, we do one dollar bets, but holy fuck we have actually been getting scammed
It's called addressing the ball there
I didn't know that bro didn't read the fighting rules and he's interested in my balls and said
I just wanted to see the mechanic
How do I turn like that?
Right click, left click it.
Right click, left click, gotcha.
See, I can push you like this here.
Gotcha, I can go in it like this.
Alright, so I know it's just a little more different than I thought.
Let me just lock in here and we're good.
Ready? Let's actually jump in from the front. Ready?
Fall back forward, fall back forward.
Oh
Yo, yo
Yo
Wait, I forgot how to read this all all it's it's a it's a swirl wheel
Let's go
I mean it. I know what you're doing. I haven't only I had it all it look no look at how much you can go
Okay, we'll never lose it again. That was tutorial. Let's win.
Ready? Ready? Go!
Oh my god! Go! Go!
Yep.
Huge!
Ready?
Alright, let's shoot them.
Go! Go!
good shit ready yes sending
go down a little bit put your hands down a little bit
yeah three two one go oh my god easy yo yo yo we're actually the bond all the
game we we are there it's tutorial that all we need was tutorial it's
I don't know what he's thinking about the movement though, I'll keep you thinking about it.
Huh?
I don't know what he's thinking about the movement though.
Like why am I always shooting at your arms?
Because I'm giving you space.
Dude!
Just go side to side, side to side.
You go on the branch.
On the branch.
Gotcha.
We are into a three.
No, no, no, no, you go.
Just tipping my favorite service provided because I like your services.
I hope to see you in a long time.
I would tip the board if you gave me a welcome to the O'Neill
No, we're starting to see you now
Oh, it's starting to slow a bit here
Why?
So, just to make sure
Uh, my hand is twisting though, so I'm gonna...
Is this in my arm?
Okay, let's walk out
No, no, no, no, no, no
Okay
Okay
Hold on, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
I'm getting as close as I can
I'm getting as close as I can
A little bit more
Hold on
I'll do it when it makes sense I mean like I said I'll do it when it makes
sense yeah but even if I went though we would have died I went first frame
though really but I know you do it as it goes not what it's whoever's in the
Front's leader.
You're just rushing.
Beautiful.
You want to go that way? Go!
Good.
There's ways here.
Oh, is the roof on the ground? What is that?
What's up with the room?
Maybe we gotta put the ball on the room?
Maybe we gotta scoop the ball with the glass into the room.
Don't make this weird, but I wanna live your-
It's broken glass now, you don't-
Anyones could I get a welcome to the Jungle X QCL?
You're the last guys.
Ready?
Samwise, Samwise, Samwise, Samwise!
I
Give me the space here. No, no, you go to the other side. Yeah
Go the next time it swings, I mean, I
Mean your toes are just so instantaneous. Yo, yo, yo, you need to if you walk two foot there two foot you make it through
You want to have a send it mentality?
Well, I mean, just play the game, I mean, okay?
Yeah, let's just send it then.
Alright, where's that way?
We haven't.
Yeah, go off-game.
Just go mechanic it up.
Wait.
Nope.
Wow, that was terrible, wasn't it?
Wait, let me do it.
Wait for that one sweep.
No, what?
I mean...
I mean, I'm IT yelling.
I mean, it's not what I do, we died it, we never, we never got it, we're dead it, like, just because it...
No, no, we're gonna just suck it, okay?
No, we're good.
This better me or Ron.
Wait. Go!
No, is it, is it? Like...
Very in end, we go.
I'm trying to touch the checkpoints.
Suck it one gram.
Suck it one gram.
It's on hard mode.
Oh god.
Hold on.
Suck, suck, suck.
You gonna change the building?
Okay.
I'll just go.
I changed the building.
Okay, I'll just go.
See, I was not getting a checkpoint.
Next, next, nope. Follow, you go, you go, you go, I mean, you ran into-
You pushed me. You pushed me. You, you ran into it.
Nah, you pushed me.
Can we take off or mode though, Loki? Cause like, I wanna play the video game.
Uh, wait, 5 minutes.
Let's just try 10. How long did you tear down, Loki?
You're kicking up? Okay, block in one more run.
Alright, let's get the zillion. Let's go in one more run.
Hey, dude, like the normal level...
The French gravitational field wasn't so fucking large, the glass wouldn't shatter in the first place.
we're literally not even bad either like once we got it the first time we started
locking in looking crazy I imagine yeah kind of that ball rights what is that
but I ball rights I don't know there's a ball to the right in the circle I don't
off the ball does anything
GO!
GO!
What in God's name did that barber do to your hair?
Holy fucking shit!
If I was you, I'd file a class action law, so give me your...
I didn't blame him when it was you, but you've been blaming him when it's me.
I mean, I had to pick you, because it was finally you.
It's been me five times. Just let me have it fucking once.
Okay, alright.
Attach me again.
You're really gonna blame yourself.
up go good go send it yes yes yes i like that
play like that you're playing solo and i'll match the energy
Okay, let's go with him.
I'll play solo.
I'll play solo.
Oh, you know what?
I can't do that.
You play solo, I'll match your energy.
Ready?
I'm going to go backwards.
Ready?
Yeah.
I match you.
Oh!
Ready?
Go!
Yep.
Go!
Fuck.
That roll.
That was pretty nice though.
nope that roll that was really nice though
we have some good stuff going on I'm just looking at your energy I got it
no you heard the jump of my keyboard it just didn't jump up
I got you. I got you. Hold on here. Hold on. I got this way.
We're going to win this now by the way, I think it's locked in.
Not bad though.
That was a great try.
I
Don't know but lift up a little bit just a little bit left up shoulder level overall and it will do over on it over there
Yeah, cuz we're like we're snagging it just a standard
Okay, don't raise, we got this.
62 months.
Yeah, you can have this rush there.
Like you want a full stand?
Okay, we can have, wait, skins we go, we have the bullets.
I am double jumping, you gotta copy me, I'm still on double jumping.
As soon as I'm done I jump up, you gotta have to do that.
Alright, well I won.
Well that was me.
Wow, that's fuckin' lame.
You know what's really good about this game, the fact that when you turn around, it's like an outsmart.
Yeah, yeah, it's actually, it's not directional, it's uh, yeah, it's insane perspective.
exact same the fuck was the guy doing kind of rare resting your hair falling
yes
what are we supposed to do there do you need to go to the absolute you waited
I go chair you don't I go next year you gonna you go chair or does that
third one not flippy no oh we just swapped it up here don't jump you have to
don't do this
wow that's that's me i didn't bring that there yeah okay
that was me because they started swapping the rolls i was swapping the rolls
there what am i doing nice i started swapping it
Yo, Gray Sashcroft. I love the streets.
Next one's for sale. I love Heisei too.
What the?
All good.
We gotta get this glass back to this place. We need to make our money here.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, we're gonna let him deliver it already, so...
We got this.
Ready? Go! Go!
Yep.
Go!
sixty six oh excuse me we have to flip it yeah well not only that you just you
went straight back it's a curvy
go go go go wait
okay here's a way to do a full send here we have to full send okay then you rotate around maybe no no no no no no no ready
Yeah, I know what I'm gonna do. I know what I'm gonna do. Three, two, one, go.
Yo! Yo! Okay, go! There we go. Down a little bit. Go!
I don't know if I'll talk about it.
Can we not talk about that one either?
Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, ready? Next, next, go! Nice!
said every time okay okay I know we do every time it's logical just do it I'm
in your brain
that was that was not a goal that was not a goal
Yeah, why my guy's just fat
Man how am I supposed to get up there? I think you need to get my usual like a like standardized momentum
So they have to go when it's still going up
Gotcha
I'll be there, I have hands up I think, over there.
Wait a minute, new strat.
You go first.
Nope.
We were trying to cheese it.
You were.
Us, we...
Level up a little bit.
Level up a little bit, yeah.
Let's see if we can use a moment something.
Your mic is just fucking up.
I know.
Yeah, there's mad momentum, so it's not at the peak.
Jump a little bit before it finishes.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Gotcha.
Sorry.
It's a brain worm.
It's a brain.
I mean that works, let's go.
Should we?
Go.
Oh!
No!
Pull me up, pull me up, pull me up!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Come on, come on!
I'm trying!
Come on.
Fuck you.
Go!
Yo, what was that!?
Yo!
I landed on your head, brr.
What was that?
I landed on your head, brrrr.
Go!
Yo!
I think you can jump on the squishy, by the way.
And it does the super jump, that's what I did.
I jumped on the-
Sorry. Alright, lock in. I'm locking.
Oh, I- I- I couldn't make it. I just made it.
Well, we had to. Like- I mean, we- we did have to though.
Also, there's a netto panel on this one, right?
I can tell.
Yeah, see there's a netto panel.
There's none of this is us, but just being real. Where-
Wait, see? Netto!
Yeah, that's a good code.
The door is still open technically, I see it.
Oh, okay, later.
Oh my god, brother.
It's a good code.
It's a good code.
I like this, yeah, the sideways.
People like that.
Yeah, we both failed it
We're actually for a second walking
Like for real full walking
No
They hit the shock.
Oh yeah.
Ready?
Yep.
Ready?
Yep.
Ready? Two, one, go.
You first, you first, you first.
You want- just play the game.
Jumping now?
Yeah. Go.
I'm jumping?
Yeah.
And I'm jumping?
Wait.
Go.
I mean we are just but I actually just roll in game this wasn't how it was with Ron at all
No, we couldn't get past like the levels where you can just walk forward.
Nice!
I like this, this is sick.
Let's go this way, yup.
Here's your 7-Z, here's your 7-Z.
Oh, the bomb bug, the bomb bug.
Oh, so we gotta really run. Let's stay vert, stay vert.
Just take the longest way, fuck it.
I mean, you left the glasses on the bomb the whole time. You're gonna go do it again.
Oh yeah, I know this.
I mean, you're gonna go do it again.
Oh, oh, you're doing it again.
No. See, I moved. I saw them, I saw you and I moved.
Okay
The way you're moving is so funny
Is that neck code? I got my tripping. Ah, it appears to be
That's just general
I'm gonna just follow you yeah
Look at your character
If I just stare at you though is the easiest thing ever now you have to stare at me
I
You're just bad man. I mean I mean it. I don't know what else to say there
Cuz now I know you're trolling the game because the bomb will blow up there and we're fucked
So you made this game and you know how to coding in this box.
Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip.
And let me read better.
Who's following you?
I follow you.
I follow...
How do I just keep scanning?
What? Yeah, I mean...
I'll just keep scanning.
Left or right? Full left.
He's getting hurt.
Other side.
Other side.
Other side.
Good strat. This is a good strat.
Go for a little further back.
Yeah, just stop moving.
So, we're back.
Back is very important.
We gotta be as far as we can.
Yeah, okay.
Did you just all tap for I
Did you just all tap for I like that? I know that I love
to turn up
Wow, what I what I just watched was fucking a gregious today
Really
What you just did has to be me
I mean, I didn't want to say that was you, yeah.
I think you played like shit.
Okay.
Well, yeah, I don't really do shit.
What do you think about my gameplay?
When I am the one that played probably.
I think you were just playing bad.
Personally, I think it was a bad gameplay.
Dude, I like that.
I like that you think different.
I like your haircut.
Dude.
I like that you have an original take that is unique
and also incredibly so wrong that you just stand up and bids about it.
I think that's fucking jikachad.
Thanks.
I think that you are so bad
and you don't know how to play jikachad.
In fact, you mechanically don't have the skills
skills to complete that game in it's full succession and you are better at
alt-tep-4-ing than actually playing the video game well I lowkey think that you're
off your game today and we could play games that are easier if you want we could
We can play...
Aww...
The roadblocks.
Aww...
We can play...
Dressroom Press, maybe.
Oh!
Oh, so you're just gonna fart, too.
Shit, my pants.
So you're gonna fart in the middle of an argument.
Yep.
Okay.
Oh, there's DLCs in this.
Shit, do any DLCs that make this fun?
I don't need, but I'm in game.
In game, ready to go, ready for the invite, you're...
Oh wait.
Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow.
I'm gonna show you how.
That's my mouse.
What?
Hold on.
It played so bad in that last game your mouse just left.
Dude, that's actually funny.
Thank you.
Wait.
My character?
My character?
What?
I mean, why not?
why not
i'm picking uh umiaki lagoon oh okay then i'll be there
the kick i had was probably the one from beta or when the game came out
Yeah, I bugged. I invited you, brother.
I heard that.
Oh, we can touch our mouses.
So how did this guy join, man?
Really?
How is he doing that?
He's like a friend's list.
I invited the girl with Fodge.
Ah, it's...
And I think it's hosted on my machine, so...
Yeah, right.
Don't forget quick, run quick, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.
I joined extremely quick.
Quad campaign, do you want a campaign?
Yes.
Multiplier Classic.
Classic, let's go.
This is a puzzle game. It is about routing. I think I just got out of the bus.
Same.
And I'm just gonna switch. Wait hold on, I gotta go to my settings.
I work at the garage, so maybe I'll see you at the bus station tonight.
Wait, what?
Oh, you work at the- you work at the garage too!
Yeah!
Oh, this is my first day!
Oh shit!
Welcome and enjoy running!
Welcome to the Jungle XQCL.
73 months.
Never welcomed to the jungle.
It's always ignored.
The employees do it in the water?
No, I just tried to, uh, end it all.
But...
Oh, gotcha. Yeah, it's a...
I haven't been out in a rough week.
Um...
I kind of like going inside and I want to move this object out of the way, so...
Oh.
I'll move this one.
Let me fix my settings. I mean, fix my brain.
What's in here?
Oh, they left the tools out for us.
No.
Let me out.
Oh shit, I had the hammer.
Yo, yo, yo!
Fucking bitch, never show up at this fucking job ever again.
Yeah, you got the bus up.
Yo, what up bro? I've been an employee here, you want me to show you the routes?
I'm on the, I'm on the movement now.
Just not just boxes just fuck them.
Watch out!
Let me just fix my, um, on my face.
Christ's hair cut £700, puts £77-
wirklich auctioned £772 million
really?!
what's that?!
77 million €777 thousand
seven-hundred-and-SeVEN
what's that?
okay...
what are these then?!
holy...
Okay, what about this one then I like it I'm real mad
Fuck man his office
Fuck
What about the power puncher I know
Ow
All right, sorry.
Um...
No!
I know.
I need to get a fuse somewhere, I think.
How are my legs?
Well, they got a cheese in here.
Cool.
Oh, I think somebody's done his way to go because we're so fucking stupid we need to figure it out in 10 minutes.
Well, the boss told me that we got to replace the fuse to turn the power on.
Yeah, after that he pointed exactly where to go because, I mean, we weren't doing the job right, so...
Yeah.
Let's go and open it, like a normal human tank.
Wait, how did you do that?
Let's just open it, like a normal human.
And I'm gonna close it. Goodbye.
oh just using my hands like a human oh back there we got it we got to go inside
we got to check our messages open door I'm in open door how'd you open the door
I'm just using my hands flexing that right hand really hard oh we have a
gas bill
let's go ahead and uh... ignore that
until they forego the whole spot and complain
xqc l
specters are asked about it
oh they want to fuck their house up
you think we could do that
uh... let me check
yeah i could do that
all right then let's go ahead and uh... and put their shit request shall we
we shall
so what what they want
They want us to really smack it down, ready?
Yeah, I say we start from the bottom, do a full circular around it, and then let it fall.
I hear that.
Try to hit the very bottom first.
Hit the foundation spot.
Beautiful.
Oh, it's up the stairs.
Oh, they got a brick foundation.
Smart.
Okay.
and just break the top load on it
ow ow ow
ow!
fuck you man
no you hit me, you hit me first
fuck!
you just walk around the- the chemneys
you know what I mean?
well we have these propane takes that explode when they're thrown
remember?
yeah but we don't really want to do that no
because we're- we're um
maybe we can explode it on the brick
the less violence the better
kind of
yeah
Oh
Here comes
I got a huge trunk out of the brick made it one more time. We're good to go
You just hit you can just hit the top man just go and hit the top man, okay
What the are you do bro just hit the top getting the top hitting the top watch this
Yeah, I mean, that's the most slowest way we could have done it.
We just came by the hour, dude.
Oh, we need to break the chimney!
Yeah, but...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, you think we should break the chimney, huh?
Yeah, so maybe like this?
Why didn't I think of that?
Alright, so...
Do the work, guys.
All right, I'll just keep working. It's gonna break it manually
This is good
Holy shit
You brought the big guns I go
I'll come fit up in the smaller pieces for you, man. All right, we did it. We did it
Nice man, it's just for this house
Try people one of it one of the zero and one what I mean
You did good
That's what they give a life for not paying the fucking gas bill.
Maybe pay your rent next time, bitch.
Wait, maybe this is the New York solution.
As for the gas bill or they don't pay it fucking explode the house. Boom. I mean that's love. I mean I break it
Okay, I hear an alarm going off. I mean like a demolition like all right, let's stop here. It's not dealing
There are holes atop the devil
nice alarm kill
He's getting on my nerves
Oh
What's cultural there's any the cultural site was demolished last night. Oh
These guys are bad people and they move chemicals, I know what we should do
Dude, the boss isn't going to let us do something like that, are we going in incognito?
Yep.
Oh my god.
Let's go to the clinical planter and we're going to investigate that.
Okay.
okay for this first one make sure that we had the tools that we need in the
order I'll open this up for you
you don't want to break in it
yep let me get in my vehicle oh yeah oh wait you bought that yeah I'm this
mine now
And where I feel like I really hate the building in that you just ran into
Yeah
That was a parking spot. Oh
Nice bunch of chemicals losing on top of your finger
Oh, what kind of colors it
Green yellow
I
Have any bombs
No bombs family photo right here
I'm not a fan of the score anymore. I just it's so nice out
And I'm gonna look for um put some mustard on there man
I found a valuable with forty five dollar do no way
And this is not good oh, oh
This looks like some illegal stuff happening in here, dude.
Really?
Yeah.
Wait, I think we're gonna broke that building and we're good to go.
Uh, well, security time are just a large fire.
Wait.
Wait.
We have to act if the alarm activates big fire that we got extinguished
Oh
That just um
This is like a fire machine
I remove the radiation of the building so that I don't think it'll ready anymore so if there's any heat I don't think it'll
I took a picture of him too.
I see him working.
Oh, shit.
Oh, there's some smoking there.
Oh, look at this.
There's a machine.
Change the river, why?
Yeah, go up.
Why, why?
Is this a machine?
watch the change of her
oh ouch
what happened dude what you do that's freaking her just exploded mine vehicle to the side I did that I
write that yeah that hurt
We can go up this now, see?
Oh shit.
Let me lower it a little bit.
Please don't do that.
Like James 1.
What?
Okay, like this.
oh we triggered the alarms we were supposed to not do that oh so we're not
supposed to just smash it and break it all dude we have to not break it
I like this for that well I do like that it's gone
well computer thank that shit you're dead wait we're done mission complete
Wait, is it the plan wasn't to break it?
I don't know, but I got two computers.
Holy shit, we just know this.
We got the lead computers.
Now we're gonna know the evil stuff that was going down.
Exactly.
Breaking news.
I'm breaking!
at the league chemicals who could have done that
let's go find out in the internet
Peresa says
yo
go back to somewhere
that i can't say
the glove
and this time they said
we gotta be in our garden
uh...
i think we should get some devices
Oh! Oh, what's up? Alarm!
Oh, they have anti-alarm now!
We're gonna have to find a way in.
Cal New Hill convinced my friend that eating your own toenails are not weeded.
Ready?
Yep.
You do it!
Oh no!
I don't have a device! I have a device!
Tomorrow!
Wait
After alarms here, I don't alarms
There's like oh no oh no and welcome me to the jungle Jesse. This is made out of full brick brick. It's all bricked
Maybe use this
If you go and get out of here, how about you go you go on my in my bucket
I'm in it.
Ow!
You dropped me!
Go on it now.
Ow!
You dropped me!
Alright, we'll have to use the other way around it.
Help.
You'll hit this with it? Hit directly in this?
I
Don't you know you're sure there's no alarm right? I mean we didn't get any windows. No, that was smooth. I go get the device
40 second alarm. Yeah, I go to the backpacks but go to the front go
Let's do it
It wasn't in here this time it wasn't in the front
Oh no
Okay, I think that building that was bricked. I think you had to break that building in the brick
All right
Thanks, fish money. But I mean the fish are destroyed by the change over
Sir Bert
Where I don't know. Yeah, I feel like you can't do that anymore
I danced? No? No. You can't. It's buggy.
Damn. My boy. They pushed your shit back.
Oh, Regen. Yeah, Regen.
Let me go to what? Let me go to US South?
A waiting endpoint.
Try West.
Nothing's working.
That is what it is.
Alright.
I'm going to steal a horse badly.
Alright.
Hold on.
Let's hit it.
A waiting endpoint.
Nope.
Nothing works.
Do it.
I'm going to steal a horse badly.
Alright.
Hold on.
Let's hit it.
A waiting endpoint.
Nope.
Nothing works.
Nope, none of them works.
Nope.
All right.
All good.
I think you need to break with that thing, the brick building, and the other thing.
Oh, wait.
The device is not here anymore.
Primary target factory.
Okay, no, no, no, I know what it is every one of these buildings we must break this the the wire on its security system
Oh, I
Triggered the first one and then we had to break the other by how do you trigger them? I doing what though I?
Broke it with a sledge hammer
I'm gonna break through both of these to give us entry way. I'm going in hold on
If I remove this it'll trigger at that. No, I think we just get ready to do it all at the time
Oh, let me set up an engine.
Hold on, hold on.
And...
Okay, I'm getting out of my...
Alright, tell me when.
Tell me when.
Hold on.
Something bad is going on.
Always get the readers and then go there.
Yeah, I think you gotta flex your e-muscle.
Oh.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Nope.
Alright.
Last one in the last building.
I broke it so we should be able to go in.
No, all right last one in the last building I broke it so we should be able to go in
There's a water go get the car go get the car
You find the last one
Yeah
Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here.
Rumbling. We didn't do the last one.
It's all good. It's all good.
Next door is discord.
Yeah, if we're done.
I
Still get the third one
Quick
Yep.
NO!
We were so close!
No, we can do that very easily.
Again! Again! Again! Again!
We can do that easily. EASILY.
GO!
There we go.
Yep.
We did this one.
see anything oh new tool bomb low torch dude that's hard
they're saying on the news here oh several buildings were damaged in a
number of devices that doesn't seem right at all this who did that w wins at
The ball elite today, their front father.
Oh, you're thinking.
Well, I have this up there.
Ooh, I just saw a yacht.
They need to get these dangerous criminals out of here.
Ooh.
They want us to, um, they want to make
a space for the new yacht by breaking down
some of the buildings.
Oh, that sounds easy enough.
So what they want.
They want us to, um...
The cabin, we have to destroy it, and we have to destroy proof of ownership by dumping all the safes in the file too.
Oh! Um...
I think we'll use that car to get out. Have a day.
Yeah, but you set it up good.
Let's open the door after real humans.
Yep.
I mean, this is a nice heat vehicle.
Yeah, it's perfectly set up now.
Don't eat the war Marlin
I'm an idea oh
No, oh no, it's all good cuz guess what I got one of these
Yo, well thoughts
I don't smoke this, like this.
No, no, don't go under it, don't ask.
Okay, I have an idea.
We um...
Oh shit.
Well, we should have put it on the car.
Hey, let me just order something real quick.
How is it supposed to move it out of there though?
Alright, we're running in my second.
Really? Really? I'm boosting it. I'm boosting, I'm boosting.
We have to find something else.
Probably some type of...
What about a winch?
Winch might work.
Grab some crane.
Oh, over there.
I see it.
Come here.
I don't think we have rope, do we?
We're all out of rope.
I don't know. I don't know what I found. Oh, that'll do. That will do. All right, prep us with the other thing.
Yeah
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo set up here
We get this we don't even need this maybe
You and then why the spot because fuck it you got perfectly set up
Yeah, yeah, that'll do that'll do that'll do and we hook it
You're hooked to the vehicle here, I think. Let me just destroy it.
Let me just get rid of the vehicle.
I'm in this! I'm in this!
Not bad.
Got it.
Go.
Park my car like this.
Oh, my head's getting smashed into the concrete.
Now.
Watch out for the lightning.
Oh.
Nice.
And now the only thing we gotta do is we gotta
No smoking!
The most cabin
Yeah, let's get rid of this thing
Uhhh, what would you like to use?
Oh, sure, now
Uh, this e-van, would you like this e-van?
Oh, that van's looking sick, driving the left side of the road now
It's a wrong cabin, you're doing it wrong, Kevin
Sorry about that, guys
There are more saves we could do, though
I mean, just enter the web man.
We have more players to make more money.
Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no.
up okay okay just get rid of this real quick real quick one one one one one
The pillars! Go, go, go, go!
The bows!
No!
Okay, but now we know. We're experts.
Okay, okay, forget everything you're thinking about.
Take the claim and the ram dance and I'm gonna take care of the duck.
We need each other.
No, wait.
All right, it's time.
Take your car.
Take it and just ram it down.
Yep.
I'm gonna ram this.
Put your ram head.
I'm gonna destroy that.
Let me do it.
I'm gonna ram this.
Put your ram head.
I'm gonna destroy that.
Let me do it.
I'm gonna ram this.
I'm gonna ram this.
Put your ram head.
I'm gonna destroy that.
Let me do it.
Yeah.
Who's actually gonna break the floor again or what?
Yeah, go ahead.
Uh, let me see how I'm supposed to do this here.
I must hook.
I got it.
Got it. Alright.
Dropping in the ocean.
I'm having a problem.
My crane broke.
This is bad, dude.
Yeah, me too.
I'm having a problem.
No, I'm in a bad stitch.
What kind?
Like the crane that was holding onto the thing snapped off and now it's on the ground.
How is it you made to do that?
Oh, no, we have a river, we have a river, we have a river.
Let's just drive it into the ocean.
We gotta go, we gotta go!
Yeah, take a much, getting it out of here.
I'm getting it. I'm just slowly pushing. Okay, perfect, then I break. Easy.
I
Want to get out of here, but what's the optional I'm gonna be getting on
Get out of it. I'm not with it. We're yeah
Right next to you have to embrace the bridge all right. I found out so you got a google cell, but something will happen with it
Oh, gotcha. I mean, we could have just looked at the bridge, but I feel that.
Oh!
I mean, that works, yeah.
It was...
Oh! It was a convertible!
They needed our help. They needed our help. And then we helped.
Yeah, true. True.
Oh! What are we doing here?
Is there a amateur?
How about you? You're an amateur.
Yeah, at the moment, yeah, but I'm feeling like I'm really starting to have my craft locked
below.
Oh no.
Wait.
Wait a minute.
What happened to the cabin?
Something happened.
They're on to us.
They are on to us.
Okay, then we go to the people that are on to us then.
Okay.
All right, we'll smash him with the sledgehammer
All right, yeah, I mean this time I just thinking we need to get the two classic cards from Gordon
And we got to drive them past the marked area
If possible we can pick up some spare parts in the vehicle registration document
Some spare parts I mean we could do that
Yeah, if you really want to
I prefer... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I drive you to the spot and you do the crime.
I drive you out.
Okay.
So I commit...
No.
No, no, no.
One now, one now.
One now, one now.
One now.
Do not try the crane.
All right.
Get it back in the car.
you know if I do this you're gonna be able to be here and drive me out right and
yeah I mean it's the whole point. I'm gonna drive you to the rubber spot.
Fresh fish.
This handle looks green and maybe it means that you can open it.
No, like a real human.
Hey!
I'll try that.
I'm gonna go take a break.
You're right.
I'm gonna go commit a crime.
I don't see this coming.
Oh my god, bro.
Hey dude, the front door was just open for this.
There's no crimes.
Well, how about a car? Want to get a car?
Yeah, sure.
Uh-oh.
I think I hear something.
I got a car.
Oh my god
What are you doing?
Forking that's just to get this in a good position
Okay, but I'm getting a real car though. I'm getting a real like an actual man's car. I
Might need your help though. Is any parts to that maybe are positive viable?
well we need the two classic cars well I found one really oh is this the classic
car oh I see it and then we must step out of here so I think they're on the
other shelves let me check maybe maybe and they're in the office
I want in here
Please don't smash no smash
But I was seeing if they're inside if we take this it'll rang the alarm
Maybe we break the system outside it well, we don't know where the second car is
How would you cut up the power here though? Oh the generator
Good thinking
I
Good yep
Who parked their fucking car
I don't know, it had to have been an asshole, an idiot or something.
I mean definitely an idiot, I mean that's the alligator.
I'm not going to eat that.
Ooh, that was nice, wasn't it?
That was a slick turn.
Okay, take the shit out of the bed.
Okay, I'm gonna get the other guy, go!
Hit it!
What's the wrong way?
Uh, where do I go?
Uh...
Where? Where?
No!
Alright, we have to go to that truck. You know the truck in the beginning before the crane? We must.
No, no. I dropped you up over there and you fucked it.
No.
Yes! You did it.
Oh, wait, look at this one too.
Why wouldn't it open?
Didn't it open before?
Yeah.
Oh, just, maybe we can do this.
Oh, we have to park the cars in the bed.
Yeah.
So I'll go to the first one and get it.
And then you get set up for the second one.
What if I just drive the whole boat away with the car?
Like the way you think.
You drive the boat with the car, I drive the truck with the car, you'll never see it.
I'll never see it.
I'm gonna come over here and you can drive your car on to the back.
I heard that.
Come on in.
Yep.
Gonna get a nice reversal here.
Like so.
And then we're gonna go ahead and do one of these.
Ooh, I left.
Oh yeah.
Get me set up here, get me set up.
Your car is in the water. Your car just went into the water.
Not good.
It's fine.
That was a dumbass EU cars that's why.
It was just a fat car.
No, the boat, the boat was sinking.
Like as I hit the docks and it broke the back of the bed.
So am I going to be able to drive onto it or am I going to get into that?
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We do it the way we did it.
I just don't hit it too hard.
Roger that.
You know what, fuck this.
Wait, you weren't dead yet.
I was not dead yet.
It's all good.
I'm giving you evictions.
You go to the one that starts the timer.
Just drive a car into it.
True.
Well, the cars are like slower than my legs.
I run faster than these cars.
Hold on what I found a car like it is over there for this cost everywhere
No, my initial idea was really smart. I don't know what I want to get it the boat itself must be driven
Very carefully
Am I dropping this into your boat?
Yep.
Okay.
Just send it.
Quick!
No, no, no.
Give me a second here.
No.
No, no, no.
Give me a second here.
No.
Give me a sec.
Just get out and then put the bed down.
Okay.
Give me that, drive out, drive out.
Put the bed down, then I'm gonna drive out.
Yep, and then I'm gonna get out and then I'm gonna drive this one.
No, no, no over here all a little stuck in I gotta break this car
Can't move they move stuck hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
I thought enough oh that safe slot that safe slot
I
Should spin out shit that we're gonna shit it
I mean
What I mean I mean it what the fuck are you doing it way out of control it went out of control
It was on fire. I trust.
How did you feel at getting this out of here? I don't really understand it.
I'm stuck, dude.
Three times, same as sake, is genuinely impressive.
You do it. You do it. Let me see you do it.
Let me see. Let me see the master.
Nice.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, that's the idea.
Yeah, it's done.
Ready?
Yeah.
Well, we'll look up for the first one.
Um, we'll look up for the first one.
At least...
Oh
I mean I can't I can't just just move
Okay, okay the way I did it worked. Why did you fuck me?
Just
All right, here we come dude, I drink it wait, why are you canceling? I'm coming
I fucked up heard that
I think the wire bit earlier it just worked.
Wait, hold on a minute, I'm so confused, are we not close going on this boat and you're
leaving that car?
No, we're driving into another,
you need to reset the whole thing.
Oh!
56 minutes, can I get to, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Like, I have enough of you.
It's in front, bro, bro.
You go to the garage,
you drive backwards out of the garage, right?
You reverse, you slope the car out, and you get out.
I mean, why?
I feel you, I get you,
but what I thought you wanted me to do
was I thought you wanted me to drive down that path
and go on your boat.
Initially, yeah, but I mean we established it. I think that's too much computing power
I would have to reduce the mission size
No, we could a hundred percent do that. I was feeling myself
You just started driving a freak the freaking Volkswagen down the path. I had to go
I'm gonna say right here and make sure that we don't get fucked
I'm gonna just get the whole car out to like it's just being halfway out. It's just dumb
Like I
Can do this it's fine. I
I can break it how you always get stuck up just try again I can do this
I
See you just gonna reset I literally got out
Who is he falling I was out I was driving
We need to make it into the bed and then get out like we need another like a minute of gameplay
I'm gonna worry about my car you go by yours now
I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
Jump in the car, jump in the car.
Mine's at the end.
I'm coming back, coming back.
Jump in the car, jump in the car.
Nice.
Go, go, go!
That works, that works, that works.
Okay.
Um, apparently it takes on average a 14 year old,
it takes in three minutes to do it.
an hour and fifteen it's actually pretty good that's not bad dude is we're
having like a mental decline because we're getting old
okay they already beat it by the way this isn't even a level this isn't a
level. This is the lobby. Okay. Oh. I didn't shoot you. All right. Now let's move on. From
pity crimes to just flat out murder. How about that? I am down to kill. I don't care.
I will kill. I need money back.
So, um, dump extended cars into water.
Can do that.
Alright.
Um...
I don't like that. You wanna have a 1v1 real quick though?
Alright, sure.
I mean you have better ping to the host of the server best two out of out of three out of three
all right oh okay
you weren't even taking damage reset you weren't taking damage from the blowtorch
Reset. Best to at that fight.
You fucking shot me, a student!
I said I spawned!
You shot me! Best out of seven!
Muslim juicers in chat. I have a friend who's Muslim.
Me and him are hanging out tomorrow for read.
He's always wanted to try seafood.
So I wanted to take him out to eat at the surprise.
Here I-
Out of 10!
No, this is the way we're being chased!
Pay related, out of 10!
Alright, hold on.
Lock in.
I
really you have pink advantage you have pink advantage let me host the fucking lobby right
now
Yeah, I pre-fired you, that's crazy.
Jesus, that was not shit, I'm close.
I'm getting better.
Hydrogen bomb versus coughing baby.
Wait, you're even the other way around.
You first, you got first frame shooting me!
No, I'm not!
No, no, I went around, I went around.
I'm in a loading screen.
I'm in it!
Good dog shit.
I'm just playing the game, let's just play the game, I just play it, I just play it.
Where the car is at?
You are so shit!
No, you are actually so shit!
That's diabolically.
You are so shit!
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
That was for all the marbles.
Definitely.
So where are the cars though?
A crown.
Crowns I got.
X.
V.
C.
No.
They have this?
Yeah.
It's brand new as well.
Hey!
I have an idea!
Oh, NTC!
Cool!
I'm going to drive it!
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
What the fuck is low? Fuck you, Chad. Your mom's a hoax.
Yeah, I don't know what to say. I don't understand.
You do the red car in the water. I do that car in the pool.
It's three cars though, no?
No, it's two.
Okay. Let me look at the thing.
Wait, no, no, no, no, it's all of them three. Yeah, it's three
So we should probably wait for this one now because this one has a switch on it
Let me try it yet. Don't try this one yet because the other one is on it
Um, I've swapped and I didn't drive it at least without it enabling it.
Okay, let's start.
Oh, it's you. I thought that was me.
If we bomb the pillar, I can just drive with it.
Oh, drive with the full pillar?
Yeah
Any bombs though
Don't see it. Oh, I see a bomb. Oh really? Yeah, bomb
having it
I'll bring you the bomb. There's one bomb
Thank you
Bring a second bomb just in case
why yeah I mean I need to hear are you
want me to throw it at you I mean it was
a bad throw though I thought it would
just shoot at it I don't know that's my
ball I'll take the blame on this one
All right
Yo, but like where's green?
Did he actually just not feel good? No, he wrote and said he doesn't feel good. Well actually big art
Yeah, that big arts in the big Mac
No
I do and what do you love though? No, I respect that
I
Don't want to look I
Wouldn't have to hit the bottom bottom. Well, that's the safest
Save
Oh
Oh
They thought of everything these bastards
I'll bomb it, just go to the next one, I'll bomb it.
Reset! Reset! Oh my god.
Wait, can we just throw a bomb at it and it breaks? Have we tried this?
Ummm, we're trying to break through vehicles without destination.
Yeah, but could the bomb break it? You know? Maybe at one shot?
No. As if he's in the correct spot.
Oh, in water. It does have to be in water. Okay, let me grab...
Can you not do the last save? This is a terrible save.
Oh, yeah, I mean...
Yo, we could Loki do a little bit of oil together though, but we wouldn't do anything crazy, of course.
Yeah, I mean, we would barely make any progress.
Yeah, yeah, just do the boring like middle part.
I have full silver armor by the way with all the enchants
So I don't get affected by the
Senate
I'm on the point okay okay nice I got this one so how do I get this car out of this bitch
Oh, the garage!
Where's the water?
Sent that one?
really that's where's the water is you can I did to I mean the easiest one I
mean that's what that we know how to do our is the water is in the direction
where I came from
I'm done. I'm done. Are we over the aisle? No. Oh no. Can we finish this one please?
Okay. I'm not fucking locking. I'm not fucking locking. See where I'm coming from? That's
where the water is. Okay. We don't have time. We don't have
I'm going to hit it.
I gotcha.
Let's go that way straight. Keep going straight.
Go!
I'm going to jail dog look at my dog, whatever you want to do the most.
I am I'm I just like playing video games with you. Yes, I'm sorry. I can do it. Yeah, I'm done. So what does chat want?
I don't feel too good. That's all he wrote. Yeah, I mean, you know, there's all seen oil like there's two of them
We could spin the wheel tomorrow.
So, that's kind of a fun way to do it.
Like gambling.
We'll just do it on a crafty key.
Whatever you want.
Well, I have it.
We also do both.
Yeah, we could just, well if we do both, that's why Rocket League is better to go into it,
but yeah.
Oh, true.
Then you made the comment, you made the comment.
I think it'll be late.
late.
Maybe just do like a now, now which I was, I'll just try to get to the progress a little
bit.
Okay.
Sure.
I'll order you to place yes.
I don't want that.
Yes.
Am I hiding from you though?
Oh no, you suck.
Your ass, unfortunately.
I'm pink rated.
I mean, how, how are you rated?
Well, if you're pink, we can probably play then.
You actually pink?
Last time you couldn't, right? I think it's because there was somebody else, right?
Well, Greek, I think, is like 2K rated.
I mean, I'm like 17,000.
Wait a minute, this won't be long. We did this into RLcraft type shit.
It's just 1 game, just 1 game. RLcraft is just 1 game.
Hey, yeah.
Just 1 game. I can't believe you said CS.
I want to try this new AMO thing. I...
I heard your take on it, but I mean it's coming. I have six thousand hours of muscle memory reloading
This is fucked. You're taking boomershit. You're taking boomershit
Bro, it's a 30 year old game and it took 30 years to finally fucking do bullets like
Dude on your 15 10 30. I mean they change a lot in the game like I
I mean I like I haven't played it yet. I might end up liking it just on paper
This is like
Weird yo, I just got a pink
I see if you can keep from here and good shit
I don't think you're gonna be able to Q, I think you're a noob.
Like not in a mean way, just like a number way.
Are you stupid?
I'm 17k.
I am dumb, yes.
And second, you're shit.
So I don't think we're gonna be able to Q.
Mogged.
Oh my god we can play!
I mean not just a little bit, I hyper-mogged you.
Why take back me saying I'm an idiot then?
And then I'm going to say you're an idiot.
I guess.
I might be higher than you, no disrespect.
That's fucking impossible, I was about to be read.
I was playing with Stewie, Train, Moe.
you carry them. Nope. I was keeping up. I would like the top
fag and shit on this. So cap. So cat out of my line. Chat
someone watching was a slow cap. Was I lying? XQC wise. This
is so hot a MD handsome and you are so chopped. Yes. Please
answer. Really? Okay. Everybody typing yes. Let's get a
band on them ASAP. If you're not going to be as cheap in
here and just say it's a lot harder than playing with like in stewie to that
right come on bruh come on bruh why didn't play with stewie every game it was
me and train and then like it'd be pros but I put in my weight bro and I
definitely put in weight you know that yeah how much we talking mid-frag
probably
I'm more of a you feel player slash legal player slash first player slash
When we use a way to have to go with a bad gun I fucking go on
Did you just say that you're a utile player? Yeah, are you still hard?
Really? Yeah, you're saying
Really
Yes, I actually tell her okay, but where did your Molly hit?
Man told you only thought
Yo, why do they bother putting maps that are kind of newer or less common?
They will just ban them every game if you play the same two maps.
Like, people say, oh, they will update your CS.
They make a map. They ban it every fucking game.
Like, they don't want a new thing. They want to play the same fucking map for the 1900s.
It's exactly the same thing. You play FaceIt, you're either playing Mirage, Inferno, Dust2.
Mirage, Inferno, Dust2. You get a new game, you go, fuck!
And then you burst people that are pros at Nuke, you lose, and then you go back into this thing.
Yeah, because they do two strats.
Oh no, they went through squeaky.
My brain is gonna overpower like, come on, bro.
Oh my god, we're playing Counter-Strike, bro.
They need to add cashback.
Like, they're taking way too long.
Cashback on cases?
Yo, Gaben, I know you're listening and you watched this in your gesture, obviously.
um but you need to put cash back in it's kind of cringe
it isn't so
what's going on guys
do you want to have mike in here or not?
I take damage you turn on their table
oh I do but I play
no for real
I'm gonna get towards B if anyone wants to
chill out winner
I can play I have a problem on my computer
That's your brain.
I can't play, Able on me.
Are you joking?
I'm not joking, I'm dead.
Bro, you're literally, I'm watching you purchase items.
Like what are you talking about?
Uh, that's cap.
Oh, that's cap.
They're coming to me, they're coming to me.
one reloader walk in we need this bad please nice
You got two men.
One. Two for two.
Oh no! Is it the back of the tongue?
I killed him in the spot! I killed him!
Nice!
Nice, man.
Oh my god.
What are you guys doing today?
I'm sitting in my car, man.
You go check your tourists, man.
You gotta show me how to do it.
I'm going to get a Terv's V.
Yo, I went hard.
Bless you. I'm going to be.
You see, did I not go hard?
Oh, you did. That was good.
You were shooting and you were keeping tracks.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to go B.
I'm going to be second B.
I knew he was busy because
I hate that story, I hate this whole video, just me, you know.
I mean, this is embarrassing, but it's row one, it's row one.
What do you mean?
How come they get the fuck out of here?
They're not here.
Why, they're not?
Wait, wait, we lost our footing, we lost our footing.
I smell him.
Flashing?
Do ya?
Yep, back, back, back everything, back everything.
Yeah, gonna smoke it.
Little smoke there, stop and shoot.
Oh, I just wasted all my ammo.
This game sucks now.
Yo, yo, the gun I like, this is meta now.
Cause it's every bullet is a mag.
Nice.
It's a white flashback.
Oh, I just wasted my ammo again.
This is bad.
Where?
Over here.
No, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to get it try that again next round not today your shit
I
Exploded him
I
Study, I'm gonna go because I'm good at turning the grenade
Okay.
Oh, I can sing you the killing on this night.
I like that.
Let's get this done.
Oh, my moment was a little bit severe there.
I'm gonna molly close.
I got him with that 100%.
I'm gonna molly close, actually.
I'm getting a flash for you.
Get it done.
out
One of these I'm ready you go up on top of here. Okay when you're smoking fires. I re-smoke
Hey, somebody send me at least you
May have a little spam here if you're here, but you hear nothing. I just reloaded my gun. I'm out of bullets
Here they come
I need to take first contact and I swing it get get it. Yeah, you're ready. You first. I'm good. I ain't flinch
Here they come
Hey
do not go dead. I'm smoked, so I'm good. They were dead, they were dead, they were
dead in the middle, the middle, the middle. I'm leaving. Good luck friend. No, no, no,
they were coming back, they were coming back, they were coming back. I'm coming back,
Are they A or B?
In between.
You get first.
You get first.
Oh, one out.
Hey, hey, hey.
I did a swing.
No one there.
Nice!
Yo, wait.
So what was the noise I was hearing?
Was that you hearing Mended?
Maybe it's chicken?
No, no, I know.
I don't get it.
Do you want this, Stuart?
Yeah.
Yo, thanks.
I was hearing Mended.
Oh, no, no.
We heard it.
By the way.
Maybe I heard some guy.
The last guy we're getting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The last guy rotating is probably the last guy.
If I had a lurker for that, for that, for that, for that, maybe it was like a lurk spotting.
Yeah, just looking for new friends and shit, anyone wants to add me.
After the game, I'm down.
It's like literally just been playing by myself for like three months.
Yo, yo, yo, Jesse, we went hard.
I bombed in 56 and you bombed in 50.
I listen to my character
Oh, how did you do that?
Fucking hurt him
And watch I'm gonna spam for the smoke and he's gonna be like how the hell did he know?
Ready?
What?
What the?
I got the flash.
Uh, this reload by the way.
Flashbang.
That guy had a bomb.
She could prove it.
I'm faking out there.
Throw a flashbang.
He's going B, we lost.
We lost.
I'm not faking out there, it is.
He's used.
Yeah, here.
One tap him.
He's gonna be in church, you ready?
Oh, he fucking flashed me.
No, he didn't.
Wait, did I hit him with that?
Yo, did I hit him with that?
Yeah, he was hiding for years.
You got two flashes on that badminton.
I did! I did!
No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
It's a student damage. That's that.
Wait, my grenade did 92?
It would be one damage.
Wait, the other grenade did 92?
That's impossible. It's like 56 max.
Let's go earn our pay.
Nar.
Oh, you got my door.
They're back.
Molly bait.
Deploying flashbang.
Uh, if I hear something.
Oh, fuck, I'm smoking.
I'm here.
Every Molly?
Every Molly?
Every Molly?
Man, this mate is huge.
That's not it.
Boom!
Bang!
Bang!
That's it.
Bro, they're at least all low.
Yeah, they're leaving.
I heard them leaving.
No
Did I just see three of them up here on my screen?
I mean it should pry all your mags to have the most ammo unless they fit it otherwise.
Yeah I'll say this, it's a cool game because it's going to change the tempo of this game
a lot.
It's going to change spams and smokes, but it is extremely uncomfortable.
I'm just so used to like just playing counter strike
that's been hit him with one of these over the thing yeah what's up getting
me I'm out in deep I'm fucking deep here no it's
take control come yo that's insane a malfunctioned it
I
Wish it going arch baby. Thank you
Are they committing yep outside
Behind you wait, where?
Oh, I can come here.
Yo.
He came up on arches on you.
And then he killed you, too?
Yeah.
But I made a noise.
Yo, you know what?
I'm going to say this quite a lot.
Six years.
I hate people that take guns and don't perform.
Because I don't even look bad at it.
I save money.
And I'm doing good on my own eco.
And I have to give me eco?
Like, and then I have bad score because I give free guns.
Like, it's just lame.
You just have to act like you didn't hear them.
Also, I'm going to get this off-kill insulin.
the
corner with an opti corner
just roll the left side
come
Um
He's going back
Sweet
Was it oh
Can you go give me a couple is I want to watch one of you get outside
Just give me a couple of I'll just flick him in
If you move me a lot, I've this one time out
Can you call Greek and check on him please eat that fucking burger in four bites dog
7777777
except this by the way except this
you're gonna grab it, grab it, I'm not even gonna
oh no, you're not on me now
okay, hit him with one of these
flash in the front, we're pushing, we're pushing
they're smoking me out
careful yellow
I'm out
they're smoking me out
oh there's multiple A
run there, run there
I'm in, you need to move
move
Arches watch out
You walking up to you to you to you
What are you?
Quick quick
What
Guys we just need to breathe we're just playing a little fragile I'd say little too overconfident to
Let's just play play like we're not good at the game
Let's just try to play bad you will accidentally play good
Yo, it's a get go
nice oh no have to force gonna keep it as a pet no just get it out of house what's
he finally found a home you asshole he doesn't want to be here though like it
isn't actually been if I'm being here it's not what he wants I know better he
loved your house okay well I mean
careful I careful I it's the then just
if you fire me they could push in lane I'm gonna hide on tight
one
does it make you think
yep, yeah, it does, it does
one more lane
one more lane
what? wait
what?
I'll get him
that was so weird
I mean, I think he just double taps
just bad timing on this guy
DFTW
oh that's yeah there's a lot of guns out there man
that's fine I don't need them
yikes
yikes
he might have not been sniping though cause the guy died archer so he might have called that I was archer
called that i was arches
and loads
uh... i'm gonna get b
and i'm a scope of first quarter
okay
walk in your way
you'll you will get this kill
no i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm not i think you can the corner
you should you should yet
you should
Yeah, that's why I don't do that. I fucking hate that shit.
No, no, no, I did not.
Don't look at the bottom.
Yeah, I'm looking at it. Yeah, you did.
Okay, here we go.
I hear him by the way, he's here.
Okay.
He's on me.
Go for it now.
No, I'm not.
He's on me.
You did like a pre-peak like the whole thing. I'm Chad holding this angle now
What arch I need a different the language we should go
Yeah, he's gonna come through this fuck watch it. I heard a man. No, no, I heard it
Okay, well, none of the problem.
There it is, Lane.
Damn.
One more, Lane.
Uhhh...
You say a single thing about what just happened,
and I will throw this fucking game right now.
You hear me
So he never went up and he and everybody died by the one guy outside really we have sight and we get 1v2
And it was our teammates. It was a me
XQC I'm gooning and I can't finish till you welcome me to the jungle. Please help me speed
Okay, I go away. I go away. I go away. I will go a and not lose sight with zero value
If you lose sight, do I get one of those caps?
Is that the first thing you won't save every day?
Everyone lives.
Anyone lives? That's guy. That's guy.
I mean, you did take my B earlier. I thought you could hold it.
Yeah, yeah. Hey.
Hey.
Leave him.
Alright, easy. He's on the job.
They're probably pushing.
I think they're right.
I'll just go lane or some shit. I don't even know what I'm gonna do anymore
Why
If they don't push B we could always flank B and kill them like they're just gonna go a
They're pretty much giving us that problem
Thank you
Anyway, I mean
Yeah, let's pray back.
I got that hurt one close when I was buyout.
I didn't buy shall I here be there mean a
They're now pushing boiler boiler.
Oh
of
the
of
I mean I got headshot with an after smoke I mean yeah I saw that that's crazy
he could have been a boost on box all right I'm just gonna say it you guys
aren't performing so we got a we have to no listen it's not even a toxic
I'm just we have to acknowledge it as a team. Let's just lock the fuck in here
Doesn't matter what happened in this first half and shit now is now
Hey
I
Actually like the color in the feel for I think the part of the most like one color playing gloves out
Like a dragon
Oh, did I hit him?
Did I hit him?
Nothing cross-boiler.
He has my shot, for sure.
Makes a big difference in damage, so.
like a four tick fucking like dog shit
so it's the best game
that code is worse than fucking
arcator that's it okay now you're just
going to fuck this guy and Molly
and then walk into the molly
yeah but where?
over there, it's over there
hey, I didn't mean to do that alright
I got pushed molly at wall
and then walk in
flashing over
got it
nice!
this is my last thing
I'm gonna smoke it
I'm gonna molly
everyone's ready to go
I have a lot of bullets, this is my last mag, this is crazy that that's a thing in the
game now.
Wow
Church
I'm gonna swing it at me
Come on
Swing it
Be careful, we're not gonna fall back
You saw him CT
I got it from Leeds
I don't play it with a galool, I don't even play with it, I don't know how to hit with it.
I don't play it with that shit man.
I still hit 4 then that round brother.
4 players.
Like a 5 second delay right now.
with a stream?
yeah
it's default I have to look at that shit
I'm very good about it
you've crossed
I should have been in position to have that aga block
I have to wait fucking 20 seconds
oh he actually crossed again I'm pretty sure
I
Know Jamal is anymore smark
Oh, it's a longer way well, I mean I like it as well, so
That's eight seconds. That's nuts. It's super smoked. Oh, I took it is usually not a much. Oh
Wait, I don't know I don't my shoe today. I don't I don't have my own toolkit. Do I?
I should fuck was that jeeps
watch this shit up bro you got it he's gonna swing you off confidence here
I got a bridge.
Behind you, behind you!
Dude!
I tried dude, you were owning!
Thank you.
Man, why would they both be there?
Imagine you would a collateral double headshot though and then everybody pogged no no no
Never been on CS my channel. Well, it would have been tough on what I chills chills
else
kick what i had to be to say like hard use or something that would have been a
clip of it
that would have been a thing
look at that, peeked out like that
he's got that archvader peeking
oh, oh my god, i should have not done that
I'm gonna molly it let's walk up. I'm gonna hit a flash here. Take control
It's gonna be coughing like a bitch
You I'm gonna swing in one tap. Okay, send it
No
Oh my god
this guy was in him
nice up
baby snag it
where?
like give me a fucking call out
I did, that's a headshot
You said there, you said there
I said grill right after
Yeah he does it
What's grill, then you call out?
Oh, that's good
I'm a counter terrorist
What do I call this normally?
I call this a square, I think there's some shape
I call this a lower
Water
I'd call that water personally
No, it could be a cube
It's alright, that was the same round
Don't get tilted over there.
I'm feeling as if he's already over there.
No, I already forgot about last round.
No, I'm good.
I was playing it on a save round.
That's cute.
I clipped that Deagle trisor on the car.
I'm feeling as if he's already over there.
Thanks.
Yeah, I wouldn't film it.
You send it over to me?
Google Drive?
Google Drive, last drive, whatever you want me to drive it to?
Last drive?
I'll take a drive, yeah.
I'm on the jump, floppy.
I'm gonna flash you do this X just have confidence. I'm gonna flash right side
I got stuck on the wall. Yeah, I'm just lost I got lost on you
I
Yeah
We got a move. We got a move once coming up. So you have one on a
Yes, of course just a few situation one coming mid them
Well that seemed he's sniping it's just obvious it was just so fast
Like I was debating to peek on the right side if I did even use the diving zone.
I mean, you're there, but...
Oh wait, no, no.
I'm not possible because I have a delay on them.
True.
Yeah, they can't even stream snipe.
I think we're coping.
I think I might just be straight dog shit.
Alright, don't worry.
I'm gonna search right here in a second.
Wait, why is there one out earlier?
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm gonna take banana control.
I'm gonna kill him.
Oh, it's not... oh yeah. Oh so you're just gonna tell me three seconds before I
pee like a good teammate.
I think we have to send it, I'll be
Send it
Send it
No, you too.
Go, go, go, go.
Got it.
Holy shit, he got it or not.
He put coffins on it though.
Oh, he just killed another guy.
Okay, banana probably last.
That's probably me banana.
He was- Yeah, I was with that.
I hear him, I hear him.
3, 2, 1, shoot.
I
Mean it's fine. I mean I went for really like short peaks. I mean I didn't want to go wider if I go one
I hit the shot every time
Your aim is a combination of movements and aims and right there doing a reaction right there
I wasn't I was more I was angry myself for our left side side
like more like and
Then why but then is that fuck?
Yeah, I
I was adding a one number. I have one short. So then I had to change your team
Turn this valve the slop off and lawless the vibe
Yo, this is that shadow
Oh my god, I only have one more magazine.
Hapshaps.
Oh, he's cheating.
I'm not even kidding.
uh he's cheating i'm not even kidding you're dead
no he's not cheating he's not cheating i actually got dicked he's stinking he's got sticky fingers
oh my god
I didn't hit him a single time.
Dude, this guy ticked me though, like actually.
What?
There's the full barrel, not the...
Does it block the shot if you hit the barrel full?
No.
Oh, I just missed.
That was kind of close, Kirk.
I won the round, bro.
Stay dead.
they're saying can you shoot their gun when they're holding it no are we going
now you guys don't call me shoot the barrel there's a full block it
dude I did not mean
oh I hear him pushing snaps heard that good call good good good I'm at water
Nice!
I'll banana push.
I'm holding it.
He's there, he's there.
Dude, I feel like this game feels different.
What the fuck happened?
He went to the middle!
Fuck.
Did they change fucking?
I mean I repeat slowly I mean that that's random this is just should the pixel like a program
app like is that how you aim into into that spot there like I think we'll be again yep
I'm down, but a guy holds it and I have to force here
Oh god, this is literally like a golden over lobby to
That's rank is gold. Pink is gold. No, I don't care anyone
They're slapping, they're slapping, they need to strike, they're nace-acked.
Probably the other one too, but sure.
Oh, I'm going to have to go back here.
Oh, man, they're going to use us.
Oh my god, I just realized I was shooting in fucking the road.
I hit 100%.
That's how I used a deep hole.
They heard us, they were there, so...
Check apps.
Arch
Make arch
I had a few boats
Anything both of that the good you shoot
I did it! I actually did good! I actually did good!
I'm telling you, I had four of them!
Good shit.
Go do a clutch at the end, stop pointing one up.
Dude.
Massive.
Mmm...
I
There's only one there and two on a
And then they're running up banana. They should be
I tried out
Okay.
Shit. Wait, did everything get for them over there? How?
Wait, I did that good?
Oh no, little brother.
I'm gonna hold the apps bus here we cannot lose this or we just lose
One Arch.
There is no B, at least two B.
Arch, Arch, two Archers, two Archers.
One more.
March.
Yeah, go with your teammate.
No, I'm not.
Nice lane, one.
Do it, X.
Fs.
No, why did you lose that?
He had three bullets left.
left. He had literally three bullets.
The gun, if they pushed arches, I mean that would be the play they would have been leveraged
arches. I mean I get the gun, I turn back and we get a 2v2 but...
EG's y'all.
And then the guy with the little apps all different B.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I guess second frag on performance, yeah, I cooked hard.
You did do better than me.
I'm going to cap.
I'm impressed.
I think that's as good as you get from me.
I'll go the other way, I'll go the other way, but it's like though, I don't know if I like that update, bro. It was really fucking with my brain.
Did you get real enough to think that's not a big deal?
I know, but like when I dig shot, I like shoot and I reload and I don't realize I have one mag left.
You know, I think subconsciously.
Um, hold on.
It's realistic I feel like we usually spray reload it then spray reload it and both the sprays were less than like
We're less than half the maggie any of you just don't reload you on your first spray
You you get the same amount of sprays as long as you just don't reload
It's because the same thing is you got to do it like consciously
Well, it's like it's shitty right because I'll shoot five bullets. I'm like damn
I don't want to reload here, and then I'm just set up with bad ammo for my next fight
It's like it's just like such a not a counter strike thing. I have to normally think about it's weird
I mean I get it like I'll get used to it. I'm just not
Just feels fucking weird
Yeah, it's almost feels like a game mode like I'm playing some side game mode not the main game
I think it was fine.
I think the AWP is a little crazy, but even I was losing shots and I never really got
down to 0 ammo.
They should just put that change only for an AWP.
No other gun.
Just put it for an AWP.
I would give it the same for AK, but one more mag maybe.
I don't know if anything I'm actually just kind of I was I was the biggest
counter strike blazer and then I might become the biggest kind of strike hater
overnight so I don't I don't know
I'm gonna do a high-level run to see if it, yeah.
I'm gonna read the password for that.
Got rid of gambling, got rid of good gunplay.
Didn't even add shoes. Fuck you, Gaven.
Yo, yo, say that. It's outside of control. It's EU laws.
Just kidding. Just kidding, Gaben. That was one of those jokes.
Oh, okay.
Welcome to the train.
Hey, save now, VALORANT ENJOYER.
Uh, I need my IRL password. Let me try if this works.
It doesn't work.
I'm cooked.
GGs?
God, man.
Yo, what are you sipping on?
A little bit of that water dragon canteen. You like my silver armor?
You want to see the inch and check this out? Yeah, yeah, but why silver though?
Because I don't get the debuff of the parasite shit you brought into this land.
what's that debuff?
it's like something of the hive, look at all my gear, i'm not giving it to you, look at the enchants
my boots suck, my boots are ass, my boots are ass
that's the only ass one
i mean even the helm though is kinda shit
helm is diss
it's literally diss, that was the best item
alright, well i'm not that impressed, i mean i'm gonna keep my dragon ship for now
because i think it's catered
You mean my weapon and also check my enchants on them?
Bring it on back.
Oh.
Where?
What are you talking about?
What's your weapon and where's it at?
You have it.
Right?
Yeah, the nunchucks in your inventory.
That's mine.
In your action story.
What's the most guilty cut-share position or techniques?
Wait, did you look at the enchants though?
No.
The sharpness sucks, but...
Adventure has won. Clear sky's favorite four. Vampires of Azure Sword three. I mean, yeah, that's a nice win.
I mean, how many books did you use for that?
Uh, a bajillion, and it took me like a bajillion bubbles.
But the worst thing, this is what happened.
Had another thing that has supreme sharpness five, but I lost it in our last playthrough, right?
Or no, I didn't I lost it when I was flying looking for the defiled lands
So I had to settle with advanced sharpness one which is stupid
Because even if I want to upgrade it. It's like 116 levels. So I'd shocked my item. Oh
It's just
Another one I
Need I'm gonna dokes
Well, I need an ink charm.
We can't do that.
I need...
Yeah, we need vitamins.
How do you get vitamins?
I think it's just one of those drops that we just need to get.
Oh, if I need to go to some underground bunker, I think.
Yeah, I have Aqua Affinity. We just need some water breathing things, and I'm down.
Yeah, by the way, also last time I put all my items in the chest somewhere, like one of these is app is overloaded
Well, he sorted it. He said quality of life update chest organized potions brewed farm cleaned up. Thank you, Mr.
Cow, I am very grateful
I'm ready to go
My answers are really bad though
Yeah, I mean do you need anything on the spot?
What is on there?
Like do you need like a vampirism or something or?
Oh I'm no.
75% explosion damage resistance, every fight is ignore this attack.
That seems nice.
But we need to save those because I need to make a dragon's eye.
I'm a dragon's eye, it's very hard to get that.
The Elder Guardian, what's the Elder Guardian though?
So we need a world, this is a chance level, do you know that?
I have a worm farm, but it's a 1% chance of killing them that they'll...
It's a 1% chance that a golden one will spawn, and it hasn't spawned yet.
Wow, is that rare?
Yes.
And the food to feed them is like a bunch of mats, it is seriously fucked up.
Apparently Ender Dragon actually works.
Oh, Elder Guardian for vitamins.
We can use Ender Guardian then.
Elder Dragon.
Elder Dragon.
So where's the egg then?
In the mob drops.
Yeah, in the mob drops. On the top left, Dragon 8.
I like that Dragon drops. 26.
Okay, can we even make that up?
Ah, not this shit again with the glowing shit.
I can't, I'm not gonna know this.
Let's just go back to where we were and progress through that thing where we're at.
Oh, god.
Chernobis.
Can you can I not make you a little stronger before we go is there like anything?
Well, I need books so I'll take forever to do that.
Which books? Cause I have many.
I mean, any books, literally any books.
What the Viper and Venom combo?
Well, I can't cause I'm already on...
Dude, I'm not Ash's shorter combo likes that, bro.
My shit is better than yours.
I'm done.
Let me see.
Let me look.
That's trash.
You need to, your sharpness is dick.
You need to do with Ash, you need to have vampirism and life steal.
By the way, you can do both.
Then give me vampirism.
Yeah, so here, okay, so here's this.
It's only Vampirism 1 for now, but combine it with Anthenim, I'll give you one of these, and then this.
Combine all three of these together.
Make it do a little bit better.
Wow!
That's a bunch of shit!
Yeah.
I got it.
Nice.
Oh yeah, I gave you 10 things.
Oh my god!
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
Like, this is busted as shit.
I don't think you understand it.
It's busted!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, and let me see if there's anything else I can give you.
Do you want, uh, do you want advanced loading?
No.
I couldn't even fucking want-
Wait, is that what you like-
It works.
Wait, no, I wanted it, and then it might be crazy.
Wait, here, let me give you this with this, and combine those.
It's gonna be too much.
You wanna add a third thing to it?
It's gonna be 38, I don't think it's worth it, too much.
That's worth.
I don't have 38s, but...
Why do I want to use the 30s?
You should throw a Swift or Slashers on it maybe.
Greatly increased attack speed, give it a chance to bypass vulnerability frames.
Do you want this?
What?
Uh, here, combine these two into a three and then put it on your shit.
What is that?
It may increase your attack speed.
Bro, this is bus-tender.
Yeah.
Wait, the others have as well- no, 50!
I can't do that, man.
You- you can't, I give you 10 bucks, bro.
No, it's too much, it's not worth it.
That is so worth it.
I don't need it for a six.
Yuck!
Yo, I- I- we're gonna change weapons, though, no?
Yeah, we are. I can farm all this shit, though. I love doing this.
Okay.
Hey, look at your statistics. Minds- I'm at 5.55 gates.
Uh, I'm not that far in.
Okay.
Wanna see.
Hold on.
Thanks for the bug so much.
Yup.
Um, what's it called?
You just click escape and click statistics.
What is your time plane?
Two days, 2.2.
5.55 days.
Yeah, but what do you do though?
Like, you just get any chance or what?
I go out, I spam, yeah, I spam towers non-stop.
i try to find all the places that we need so we have to defile place for the worms
mappies lazuli farming
i set up rustle trend
that took me legit like two hours
rustle trends
do you have any leather?
or should the house or leather
this is it I am
wait what the
you are rated to supreme
using biotite and chains man-catered
oh yeah
why did we buy the last item I remember from
ender
in the ender
we wanted that though for what i forgot what we wanted for this
when you go to an enchantment table and you put an item in that's already enchanted
you could like advance your shit so like i can turn my
my uh...
where is it
uh... my advanced fire aspect
or i can make like advanced mending on it
There we go.
Yep.
What do you remember the plates?
Roodle.
Yo.
Yo, I don't know how much I'm gonna end my stream today, I don't, I don't, I don't
I have to look at it.
Let's do an intro with the thing in the background.
OK.
I'm sorry, there's some serious music or something tense.
So maybe some Resident Evil mansion music?
Ooh.
I'm just gonna get killed by this crime.
I can't share it because I'm more than on this world.
Oh yeah sure.
It's all good.
You ready?
I'm gonna show you.
See what you do here.
Yeah
Near you um I got it ready. I'm a sorry about fun. Yeah
Um
Hey, what a V2 but not now you thought I'm not I'm not doing this bullshit. Yeah, I got you. Hi
Yo, what's going on guys? Welcome to another RL Crafts episode.
Today, we're gonna be hitting this Brutal Tower.
Man, this is gonna be fun. X, take it away.
Yeah, we're gonna go to the inner core of the Brutal Tower and see what is in there.
But we are missing quickly that he's a little bit under the weather.
Oh! I just fell down! Come back down!
Oh.
Yo!
What up?
I hope you guys have as much fun watching it as playing.
Yeah anyway, let's get started, shall we?
Hi.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
I mean, I just want to play the game real good.
You almost forgot about the challenge.
Because if you do bad, we could say it wasn't a real pistol, you know what I'm saying?
If you commit too hard, you know...
Don't fall in the cream.
Let's see.
You just said what to do, you're telling me to do.
So you have to slash game mode space creative and then you need to put a
waste on. And then you have to waste on out of there because there is literally nothing else you can do.
So this is the downer.
Oh, series is over guys, I hope you guys enjoyed.
Wait, I cannot-
I
Wait someone said a genius idea I
Go back to base. I kill with her. I
So I'll do it loud. Oh my real couple options just fell into the oh you did the same thing
What a way so I'm gonna waste on yep, but it's gonna take me a little bit. I just I went to go sit my
Recalls and apparently you're you can't put a waste on you. I
did I did it while cheating that's how I got out yeah like they're cheating
it like like what you have been doing the intro then show like that like I
skip the bucket like I would never play there like come on bro yeah you should
just creative waystone I mean like that was just said that an accidental intro
mistake. Everybody will understand that. I'm gonna just walk. I'm gonna just walk. I'm gonna just walk. Come on, bro.
I'm saying, yeah, you're right. Just do it. You're good, dude. We love you. That's what they just said.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
and make sure you delete this waste on from like your thing.
How?
I just go to Brutal and then you'll like,
if you didn't make a name for anything,
you're fine unless it's called a zero clock.
Here we go, so I have a light?
Yep.
Macha he literally had to I mean dude dude I would have not played like it's a
life like no really have to do it show I would have just walked like back spot
okay come on run yeah I don't I don't mean how do I sound
okay cool I said he's not mad he's just disappointed oh come on but I'll take
that it is what you know he's not angry he's just not that's what that's what
that was
then you just reset the whole place there probably no no they were the
more souls
uh... you have a weekend here
this area
we want to walk down on a week now we read that i thought i'm at the bottom
i'm at the bottom layer right now if you can come down to the bottom layer
what you walk all the time you don't believe that we don't believe that i
want to try to
grab you made it
I'm on the outside bottom ring yeah I mean don't leave me forever to give you that out like outside
Yeah, I mean, Chatton, this looks like forever.
I have to go around and down and around and down and around.
Wait, you were doing that while I was talking?
Huh?
What were you doing that while I was playing?
Or like, how did you get there?
Is there no way to get there?
I just went down to the bottom, like, I'm at the bottom, I mean, there is another
way I can get there secretly if you hide your screen. No, no, no, that's not what I think.
Like, how did you get down there? Wait, you didn't enter yet? No, no, I have double
jumps, so I jumped down and then... No, no, no, come to me. Bro, I'm not even progressing
now. I don't know how to get in, I'm so fucking confused. There's a bridge, there's a bridge.
Remember I do it I do but I'm too low it's what I'm saying
I can't oh
Wait, wait, I found it. I found something
That's a good app hold up
No, I'm zero trolls. Just pull up
Honestly
It's just your face for me.
We finished getting the last sign at the bottom.
We should be at the bottom of the grid, because, yes.
Like low key, just so I can send it.
I mean, bro, we can do a wrap, man.
I agree, bro.
If we weren't doing this shit, we would have lose,
like, we would have all to for it.
You know what I'm saying?
We would have lose all to for it.
I mean, I'm literally right behind you, I tell you.
Jeez, okay, good.
Like, look how long they are,
They're like it's actually misery. It's misery yes
From now on I'm gonna do the men in black thing with the laser. They're gonna forget nothing ever happened
Another layer down out rages
It shows no, I don't know what I mean. I don't know I don't know how we did it
I don't even know either because there was a mirror
Skipping the intro the string today no cops lots on train RL
Well, I'll be well, and I'll move them up a level.
Same.
Something about turning temperature back on late game, huh?
And a raw.
Oh, it's on us!
It's on us, it's on us, it's on us!
Yep.
Is it from here?
Nope.
Inner berserk, what is that?
Oh, get that.
Inner berserk 3!
That's great.
Great thing, you can get a reserve five, that's fantastic.
You're gonna put it on your chest plate.
That's great.
We can disengage it.
Yeah, and it does the first.
You know how it works, right?
It only gives you the first inching
and then it destroys the item.
So you got lucky because it's the first inching.
Really?
Yep.
What was that noise?
Why did it makes it?
Copper nuggets.
Let's go.
Wait, nuggets where?
Uh-huh.
What are they?
I don't know.
Oh, I set a gym.
Okay.
Middle main, ready?
Yep.
Yeah
We're not cook time so right side. I think I think you put a block down
And it's not a lot of men
What about that you think of the idea? Yeah on your lead
Oh my god!
Yo, this place is bad, mom is off.
I can't move.
I can't move.
I can't move up. I'm going to somebody study it.
Careful! Careful!
Out! Out! Out for now! Out for now! I'll do a study it.
We looked fine everything actually kind of look fine no no no you get pushed in there or bump or you get out
You get spinner any people you let
This is like mad yeah, but about you
You can't do it, you can't get back into the race!
Ow.
You got pearls not to, so I could have just in case.
You can pearl to escape this place, remember?
Let me use the internet later, so there's flying buffers.
Okay, and we just break?
No, we can't.
But you can't, you can break.
Oh, oh, stop, stop! We're gonna get pulled, we're gonna get pulled!
okay okay brother if you go in the green we're not we're not cheating if
we're staying like like we go into the greener yeah so yeah so I'm saying like
figure time yet
give us and what I'm holding now do the creative thing feels weird man in a
defensive stance. Oh my god!
Careful. Curse of possession.
Oh, you got curse of possession? Yeah.
Keep that. Did you drop it on the floor? No
That's good. We need that
That's very good because I lose my fucking weapon every time
This is bad. I don't I don't like it. I don't like it. I think we need to I
like this
No, look look look we are fine. No, we're not we're building up. We're building up
I think we're fine dude.
What if you get bumped though?
No, just don't walk in that pressure plate.
Oh, what did he do? What did he do?
Shoot, just don't shoot it because it'll push you in. Just don't touch the pressure plates.
Why are we just behind the chopper?
I'm down.
Ready?
three two one
No, no, we're getting full, we're getting full, we're getting full.
Okay, I'm waiting for you.
No, we need to stop advancing.
Yes, why the mob is pulling?
Come here.
I am.
Why the mob has gravity?
Find the whole, middle hole, middle hole.
No, not yet, no, not yet.
I'm doing my math.
Same.
Guys, with the political spawners, I stay here.
I haven't just pulled the bait.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I was up.
Oh, we just pulled down.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh
Okay, the monster that's purple pulls you
So it's another difference waters from here, maybe maybe we like bottom the top I see him
Step right those
I killed the gravity guy
I
Want to go for it, uh, we could we could start walking all over Asia the pearl and you're gonna join
You're gonna get pulled off it's a D. I
I
Will I will pearl I have a key bind for my last but I will pearl I'm gonna put this on fire then
But we have a lot to go up we have a lot to go
Ready yeah
What if we cover the middle with Blockson?
That's risky.
Why?
To go down, the mob goes along with that much anymore, do they?
I'm in.
I'm good.
I had a work scroll on me.
It works.
I had a work scroll.
That's what we have to do.
We have to work scroll this.
Do you have a work scroll?
Hold on, hold on, I'm locked in.
I gotta get to a spot where I can purple seed one second.
You do okay good. I were saved
All right, it's not that scary then if it's just work scroll
I'm gonna warm up all T in a second here.
Yeah.
Warming?
Yeah.
That was my last warp skull.
Do you have more than one?
Oh no, I only have one.
But there's something in the barrel that you just keep spitting them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh no, I only have one.
But there's something in the barrels that you just keep spitting them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Let's go.
There was mobs that get crazy shit in there.
Let's just cover the fucking hole.
Okay, I'm down.
Let's just do it.
The OC ring, I think I'm pretty sure of that one.
I think he has one of us.
I'm going to put it here.
I'm going to go up there. I'm going to get pushed down.
I'm going to come here.
I'm gonna go over there and get a lift.
Okay, this much?
It's good, it's good, it's good!
Yeah, this is perfect. Smart thinking.
Wait, that's what we entered, right?
Oh, this was genius.
That's a good idea, mate.
You made it!
Yeah.
You down there?
Okay, yeah.
Love you.
Alright, cool.
Alright, we're set up.
Let's go.
I want to send it.
Yeah, zero fear now.
Oh my god, I'm being pulled up!
Did he fall?
Nope.
I did now.
Yeah, then grab it again. Yeah, I'm being pulled together.
On my week oh my god
London
Ready guys that nice nope not in it
Hell
Braves, how is it?
I keep falling down
I'm being pulled through here, I'm being pulled through here, I don't even know who's doing it
I'm looking
I'm getting smacked man!
I have a hundred mobs on me, I just take zero damage.
Coming up.
How many mobs is there cause it's lagging?
A lot.
They're dying.
Dude.
Is this what you think it's all cool about though?
Yeah it gets way harder.
I fell down like nine steps so.
Oh yeah good little jump.
Oh man!
Yeah!
Oh I have ult, I have ulti!
This is quite a game.
Okay.
This is embarrassing. This is really embarrassing.
Fine. No one's watching, bro. Just being you.
I won't tell anybody about this.
He's pretty good on the ground. Let's figure it out. Yeah, I gave you mine. I need it
How big is this place way above
why do you think?
fuck it, look at it
fuck
just don't stop spawning
ever
you want my water?
i don't have a sip
and
There's water next to you, far down.
You're all but contacts.
Can't wait for the next ball, only match-ex-case left.
Can't use it.
I broke the spawn right at the top.
You should stop now, just kill.
like all those ancient things around you have potions just take the potions and drink
water I have some apple
maybe I need to go I need to go up
you need apple here
over here
there you go
I
Get up either now I agree
Why it's worth over here opens up opens up. Oh my god, you see the green
I see it.
Was that a plumber?
Yeah, just regular zombies.
I'm getting there about that, that's it.
I need water, I'm not going to say anything.
bad news Billy Bears man can you just keep jumping and stuff to get hunger away so
you can eat apple
greats they pulled up
jumping on pulldown
Okay, I'm gonna go.
Oh, that's a oblivion strat.
Oh, well, I'm stamin' up.
Ah, I stuck here.
Okay, what about a Warp Swole? Give me back. And then I, uh, uh, one more to you.
You have XP Timbs to use before you die? I'm gonna, I'm gonna gristle.
Yeah, but make sure to get your XP Timbs.
I can't, I can't. I'm full.
Where's the watchdog?
Drinks this.
Bring a water bucket.
Where's the water? Where's the water?
It's next to Russell Trent.
Next to Russell Trent.
Russell.
I don't have the levels to go home.
Like where's the water?
Why did we put the water in there?
I can't see anything!
I'm a speedbubble speedbubble
Get some levels and get out of here
Yeah, if it's only like 42, fuck it
I'm gonna go this.
Bring a bucket of water though, that is awesome, toasty.
I'm missing some rings and shit, don't know?
Oh, should I give you my apples?
I'll get back a bucket, shall I?
Oh, shit.
That's a good play. Yo, I'm actually missing some items.
Yep. That's classic.
I'm missing items.
I'm gonna log out while we wait because I'm just dehydrated for no reason.
No, not that bad.
It wouldn't be that bad.
I'm actually really bad.
Let's hold it for another five hours.
I'll read this little shit.
Let's go P.S.
It ain't worth it.
It ain't worth it.
Just P.
Bro needs his phone to piss.
Fuck me.
This guy's taking a dump.
This guy's saying he's peeing, bro. This bro taking a dump.
Has he ever said, yo, shout out to your back, I gotta dump. Has he always just said peeing?
Fuck.
Yep, he's never said it. Hey, he's taking a dump.
He probably just shoots, he probably just shoots it out real fast, doesn't wipe, and just runs right back to the computer.
He lets it crust.
Now I've never played Silent Hill games.
There was a guy though in my neighborhood that I used to watch and play the games.
They were so scary.
Yeah, I've always...
I'm not even sure.
Jesus, look at endless beer.
Yeah, bro, you like went to a lot of places, but you didn't go to a lot of places.
I'm not gonna spoil it.
Jesus, I'm just kidding.
Yeah, bro, you like went to a whole ass event and never pissed and then just gained.
Yo, true. Also, where is my belt and shit?
Be honest, you took a shit.
No, I mean, I would tell you that I did.
But you never you never tell chat beer pack guys gotta take a shit ever like I don't think you shit
Day and a half I think it's okay
Yo, what's up with my vision?
So what's happening with my vision, it's not working.
I shit three to five times a day.
And lost with the process.
Actually, really, bitch.
Um, you wanted a bucket, right?
Yeah, with water.
I don't have a gallbladder, though.
So way to be insensitive.
Yikes.
I'll get a lot of my badges.
That's fine.
I'm just going to cancel you.
What I need is uh some iron.
You should in the tools there should be a bucket
Oh and uh warp could you make some warp scrolls?
How do you make those? Don't we have any?
It's magenta die uh gold nugget ender pearl.
But we should have some of these don't know?
No, I used no joke, 25 of them today, well, they're running.
Is that original?
No, it's like the enchanted looking one, if they're called warp scrolls.
You got this.
Okay, I'll make them.
I have some. I have four. Let's go.
That'll work.
Where the hell did those come from? They used all of them.
What?
I forgot to warm up to them.
Okay, I'm loading into the game now.
It's the one I had at me. Hold on.
I don't see you just weird you're invisible you know maybe you're loading something as
The water's here, go.
Wait, no, you're invisible, bro.
You look good.
Hey.
There you are. Yo.
Can I see you?
You ready to play?
Yes, I am.
Ready to have fun.
You, my best friend.
Oh, yeah, it's him.
Oh, sure.
Maybe I didn't want to put in my backpacker.
Um
No, I'm just gonna throw some shit out on the floor
I got like nothing
Yeah, I think we should go
I'm going to have to tap out and delete a couple of files, I am lagging.
I killed the dragon.
Did you never die how did you know that?
I never did.
I'm being like amnibulated it's really better.
Still standing.
One more second.
That's water.
Oh no.
That's power.
I think I'm on point all of them.
Good, good.
Yes.
My medu is going to shock all of them.
I think this is an accident, so I'm straight.
What's the flyway again?
X2CM. Is it stored off in those zones?
Runa! Is that it?
I think the brutal coin from the dragon went into the green.
You could cut a block of cheese with that fail.
No, I don't see it. I don't even see it anywhere.
I saw a skull.
I don't have a coin.
It would be right here though, but it isn't there. Thank you
Amber ancient point they were in I got I got I got
More inside of the gutters
I'm going to go break one of these chests and see what's up.
We see it.
Okay, Max.
Bound it!
Let's go find the coins!
You just sort of lagging.
Crazy.
Santa Claus is huge, no?
People are saying that you might be able to use water on the green.
Oh my god!
Yo, W!
Nice.
They kind of come back though. We have to turn off the tube up there that's flowing.
You already know that.
I'm getting webbed like every time I get in there.
Got it.
You're water almost fucking killed me.
You died.
The water like...
Yeah, like I jumped over and hit the water.
You touched, you go to the spot.
Yes.
I don't know, I'm next.
I think you might have actually saved me.
I think he might have actually saved me.
Wait, I mean no shit
Just put the bag back and leave them
There you go
Who's in the fucking webbing head?
There's my door right there.
People want to see if they can't see it.
Sniper.
Kill him all.
What the fuck?
Hey, seems good.
Oh my god, they're still smiling at the top of the lane, they're going to smile now.
This is awful.
A lot of XD though.
let's go where we don't know where to go
well what's a better job
oh look you can double stuff up these things hold up I think we should break the chest
we never know what we're gonna get some some coins in it sure what does it
coins do it's how we trade to get into where we're looking for my now
I don't know. I think it's like enhanced. I think it means like enhanced box.
It's in the way now.
If that was on the boss that we want...
I have all that thing behind me, might as well just break them, whatever.
I mean, so far it's been nothing but trash out of them.
Yeah, it's really shit.
I'm hitting you.
You're a model.
Oh, it's going to the ground that's why.
Um.
This is shit.
like all this is shit then
alright let's just go
you see where I'm at?
nope
it didn't go anywhere
how do we go up? we just build?
alright and he's probably like the other spots right?
there's a hole in the wall somewhere
yeah there's gotta be unless it's supposed to be like cardboard
There was a whole bush here.
Wait, I found it.
You build it, actually?
I think we have to deal with some slow land.
Okay.
It's actually a little bit limer.
4 9th slab and I mean it's probably enough to deliver it.
What the fuck is that?
We're good.
There's a lot on the outside of that gate.
Oh my god!
They're up!
Uh...
They're coming.
They're coming right now.
Wait, break the spark plug.
Come here.
Do all those boners!
Remorse lefins?
Yeah, they deserve it by the way, I found it.
Ignited luck.
Those spawn withers?
Sick.
So what do we get from here now?
We break past the... where's the sit?
The line's there.
He's driving us up.
I'm gonna go.
Each one, each one.
One drinks, one drinks, one drinks.
I don't know I was already I was already
I got thirty five of them oh my god loot the side rooms now lose that rooms
Follow them!
What is the name of the lava though?
High-five resin.
What is in humane form?
Holy moly max went boxin here, I mean I don't need em.
Advanced looting though, three!
Holy fuck, I found advanced looting three!
What?
That's insane.
Is there anything there?
XQCL
Lava maze?
Oh god yeah. There's more room that you can have if you loot.
Okay, that's all you. I'm gonna loot everything else. I can't even do that. I don't have a fighter.
I'm not saying this does it all I hate it's like I'm not I have problem I'm enjoying
Chessie? Salamander? What is that?
Oh easy, easy mom. Okay. Oh! I can not go down there. You're on a solo mission and
I'm okay with it. I cannot go there.
Unless, hey, can I get fire res from your pet somehow?
Oh, yeah.
I think I have that pet. Do I just summon the pet?
Yep, yep, yep, yeah, yeah.
Eric's right.
No, are you guys gonna just mine through a note?
Oh, I know, I don't have it.
Okay, no, this is bad.
Let me try to see it for you, Ralph.
Some of the monsters are breaking down, breaking the ground.
You know what I can do? Get to where you need to be.
I'll work store out.
Where I'm holding you.
Makes sense.
No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
Okay, come down then. Fuck it.
There's a silly way to there.
Do I need to bring the coins with me?
No
I can leave him in base
Yeah
I'm just dumping my xp
Look there's something in there
I don't even know what it is
I'm in
Can I give you a help booster again?
I'm worm healing
Oh yeah
On the ground in the middle there's a helblester.
Got it.
Can you put a water on the floor too right here?
Why?
Just so I can drink it.
Yeah.
What?
Ready?
Oh no, these are gonna be bad, but this is what kills us online.
I'm fine.
Fuckin'
It is.
Where are you?
My shield on my trap.
Oh my-
Draw my weapon.
Yeah.
That scares me every time containment units
You're wasting your day
Looting what I'm not it just says containment with a new guy on okay, I need to get a new a new keep on
So what is it I
I don't think you can keep on these yes it's key but I'm going down on E
mine says D now it said E before now it says D
I
For dick like I'm getting nothing. I see there's a chain coins in these boxes
Yes, I did
Yeah, got one, plus one.
Chain of flame RLC?
What is it that's there?
Okay, move it.
Nope.
I don't know.
Down.
I think I should break this.
These are good loot.
Okay.
Okay, move it.
Nope.
I don't know.
Down.
I think I should break this.
These are good loot.
Nope.
Nothing?
No.
Alright.
How big is this place, man?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How big is this place man?
I have a $50,000 Pg and I'm sitting at $20,000 Pg as well.
I'm just letting you know.
Rads! Rads!
Oh no, I can't get my weapon.
Do it again, do it again, do it again.
Got it. Got it.
Oh, it's spinning.
Rads, rats, rats, rats!
Uh, acid requires draining in maintenance entry.
Dropping my shit through the crates.
Design to be super annoying or something.
Again again.
Oh! Good!
Hey! It's good!
Wait, what did I grab? Oh, nice! We got the ring so I can make a dragon eye.
It's good!
But I need a, uh, I still need a tier 5 dragon.
I'm gonna grab a genie by the way.
It's like it's like being a spawning in mind we don't know what it is.
Did we go down?
Probably up right?
Probably up. Yeah, up.
I think that was good.
Oh yeah, it's good.
Great cheer though.
Let me open crate.
Good.
More than, uh, immigrants.
Age 20.
Not much.
Super lag. We're about to go into, like, the craziest thing here ever or something.
Yeah.
uh there's a spot we missed on the way on the way to the side of the fire room
this is oh maybe here
oh
oh you hear that? I think so yeah here here it's like it
stop stop uh it's not
I'll leave anything.
I've got you, over here.
I mean, these are the pistons.
What was it?
Moving?
Nothing.
Nothing.
I got you, over here.
nothing nothing I guess what is this here items oh yeah what we know where
we're going to place a picture I hated to put the grates down like this
No
Is that all of my
NAR I mean it up that explosion
On all the stops it out
Dog shit.
Down? I think this is the correct place.
Yep.
Rona!
Sweet.
Eternal Miner?
What does that mean?
It's ass.
Really?
I think it's good to mine, no?
Dick.
Is it not good to mine?
Um, what is the lab here?
Bro, something looks weird in this next room.
I'm just gonna say.
I don't know.
It feels weird.
Oh
I shouldn't click the lever I'm sorry okay. I'm good clicking the lever does something
That was a couple jockey
The minor shit
Wait, it wasn't doing anything, it's like it's fake big axe, I think it's fake.
Yeah, it's seen like gasp, just what I'm reading.
Um, keep going here I guess.
It's really like you're lying to the core.
I hold up.
I'm gonna be next lane, I don't know what this is.
You know, X loss.
Here, come here.
Oh, I'm going to get out of here.
Now what are we helping?
There you go.
Fuck, entry.
Yeah, that's how we started.
No! Unless it goes back in!
No...
No, like there's probably two sides, and we needed to find something in the middle somewhere.
Oh!
You don't think this water thing with the mechanic had anything to do with it?
You wanna... you wanna... you wanna... upstream it?
Maybe, yeah.
He must be trying it.
They did say that earlier, huh?
Oh.
There's their note.
This is the fire thing that we went through before.
Oh, look over there.
Out, out.
He's gonna make a spin.
Do the one that is here.
Entry.
Entry, classic.
Spinch.
Clear.
I think from here I didn't go through all the way through the fire now.
Get a block and put it on the ground I think.
Okay.
When we deserve our spot though.
Another sway.
And then a cross.
Finally a cross.
Swag down to the right.
Through here.
I meant for everything.
Don't worry.
This way.
He went left.
Left this way.
He went around.
Through here.
There he is.
We went around through here, through here, we went into this middle.
Why would we backtrack though?
We went this way, and then we turned back because we made a mistake.
Up is good, up is good, over here, on it.
No, we went down here already.
I think everyone went the right spot, are you following me again?
Yeah.
I found...
No!
Then this way.
Into it this way.
Then into it this way.
Then this way.
Then turn around.
Then we turn.
Then we went this way.
Into it this way.
You just want to go on this?
I'm gonna try to get it out.
Get out, get out, get out, get out.
We can drain it, no?
It's not this one.
We gotta go to the lever one, bro.
The one that I clicked the lever on when we got scared.
Well, what do we use to drain it though?
i think that one's just a cosmetic, like a funny one
i think the lever is the one that matters
i guess
go
this way
do it down
Oh no, they had definitely downed him. Yeah, I like that.
And then... come down. Get ready.
Classic. Let me hit back up.
Okay, dead blocks.
We need to be more methodical about this.
Someone's saying just dig straight up, and they keep spamming it.
Yeah, look, this is like an invincible stone.
Yeah, so imagine spamming that for five minutes straight.
Just imagine.
Lighter him a beam.
We didn't go here yet. This is new.
That ended.
What on?
Was it ten minutes? It was ten minutes.
He was spamming that.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm gonna give it a back check.
Oh, I see something I've never seen.
Come, follow me.
This way.
Oh, oh, oh, pipe, yeah.
Shit.
Unaccountable tip arrows.
Oh my god Spider-Man
Spider-man through this door.
Down.
Put your ball to high right now.
I have no d-box cause my silver.
Think of the logistics of this right he's in that wall
So that's the core that's where you need to go. Hey, what if it's get where like the yin and yang right where the entry's in lava
This one is actually a win
All like we go down and just just like to go in to go out
No to go to go in one is back out
I don't think you're smoking text, dude.
Alright, what a roll.
Yeah, for real, I don't know.
I'll swap with that, yeah, we've been here.
I don't know.
can we cheat yet? no, I'm not sure
again?
you think I'm neat? why don't we just get up here?
I'll see
Okay, now I lost to you.
This is bad!
Books, books, books! I didn't even drop them!
I see you.
I don't want you to get over there.
Let's just- let's just both- just-
Bro- Bro, you know what?
Hey, watch this long.
Okay, sign a hill with the fucking lost music.
Oh, I found the area with the waters.
Can we go up these waters?
No.
Yeah, that shit was roleplay as hell.
And that was a crazy roleplay.
Again, every entry just leads nowhere.
Like almost interlinked.
Like every link.
You define one that kind of goes deep somewhere that isn't towards a fucking entry.
Let us keep just exploring.
This guy did say, I won't spoil too much,
But there is a hidden passage somewhere behind a wall, on Bala.
So, whatever we're looking for, it's hidden.
It's not obvious.
At least.
I have been to the walls, though.
And how do you know he's right, though?
Well, it's one guy.
Is one guy ever lying?
Oh, no.
I should never say it before.
I'm going to die as a robot.
Well, the tower looks so small when we look at it there.
Like, in terms of like, how wide it is.
Hey, I've got my new spot.
Yo, I do somehow.
Like this spot looks like it's close to being right.
Wait, what if it's... what if we have to break these blocks up here?
Oh...
Where's my... bro...
Jack, what's in the song, Jack, where the guy walks?
I'm just breaking everything I can break.
Ah, I'm a little lighted.
Wait, you think it's pistons?
Yeah, probably some button shit.
No way.
No, because people would break their playthroughs by just like breaking the piston back and then not going back to it.
We want a bookcase. How are we gonna find a fucking bookcase? There's no books here.
It's fucking ready. Why is it bullshit? There's... Oh, there's no faces. Wait, is it in the
Is that a bookcase room? Is that what someone spoiled?
I mean, is that a bookcase or not?
What does the book say inside of it?
Maintenance entry, elevator, log, AC, requires draining.
We have to we have to drain the liquid
Oh
I mean, I think I think if we broke the pistons, I mean women
No. No. No. Okay. Where's that?
See? Now we got advice by fishing for advice. Get that?
Fucking trick them to giving us a last-minute piece of advice.
Oh, crap. God, GG's guys. Runs over. We fucked up.
this will go down to the beginning, right?
I'm just gonna break all the redstone stuff
We're gonna grief it let's just super grief it at this point. Maybe something would just work
I'm going in the same rooms over and over again
Maybe there's a room under a grate.
I mean, like, look down under the grates.
I'm going to those like, literally, like, actuals of those.
I almost have the right idea.
Thank you.
What, what did the lab rule meant?
What the?
I remember a lab, I remember a lab rule.
It's that we got here though, right?
This really is different.
This is the main bridge here.
Okay, I'm going to put black salt on the bridge here so I know which one it is.
I don't know how you are still going after the filthy girl today w goblin
I am trying to do this mob pack is give me a little bit of a headache low key
I'm breaking everything up
Oh my god brother man, you know what I'm I'm gonna foreclose this house right here. I'm gonna I'm putting walls up
Oh
Which means we didn't be able for
Okay, I see your pain.
You're not...
Fuck like it's there.
Okay, come here.
Come on.
Come on.
I need to remember how I got here.
Okay, alright.
At the bridge. White bridge.
Yeah, go to your pet, go to your pet.
Yep, hold on.
You got it, you got it.
You got it, you got it.
Drop, drop, drop.
To me?
Yeah.
Alright, still.
What was that?
Oh
Bookroom this is what they were talking about
You know
behind this wall. What the hell is this sideway slabs?
Hey, how do you build up over here?
Oh, I did a double jump.
Oh, here.
Maybe we need to pull one of the books, like iPodder?
Maybe, yeah. Maybe one of these books will tell us how to do it.
I'm gonna read every book.
If you can read one full page of the Harry Potter book.
Classic.
Yo, stop putting fucking holes in the ground! Just eat it!
Sorry.
It's a wrong book room man.
We're close though cause we're like in the book room by only.
Took us a million years to find this fucking book room.
Did you see how long I hid it?
He might have.
Oh.
Oh
What I don't know this looks like
Kind of
There is another book area
This looks weird we've never seen this
Yeah, this is what I black him in
I don't understand it.
It's not behind blocks.
So what's the one playing there again?
What if we're getting one guy to get in?
How can I be closer if I go back and it goes back up?
I think you go you go so far over here you in front I go there I do this out of here
No, please don't go down twice in an instant start right
Sound it
Really? Yeah
wait I've already been in there I'm on my way though I'll act surprised when I get there hold on
oh the lever front me over didn't it
what if that lever though when you put the water in this right now it's drained it and then
Other spots are gonna open these it's also links to the spots that open the door
Okay, we didn't explore a lot in this area
Oh this one thing it's good. It's good. Oh, there's stone here. It means that we've been here before
You're blazing! You're blazing!
Alright.
Got it! I got it! I got it! Real one! Real one!
Wait, where?
Um, I'll backtrack you.
Honestly?
It is confusing the game.
No, no, no. It's confusing.
I'm rolling and I'm warm rolling.
Okay, I do it.
This cannot be ass.
You have another one squirrel?
Here, I'm here.
I do.
Why is the block broken here?
This looks silly, but the section that's high-forked is surrounding an elevator shaft must be turned
off before commencing the cleansing procedures.
Above elevator entrance
Levels
Elevator
I just meant safety level
Oh, nice.
You see that what it says? Read the book on the second page. It says, location above elevator entrance.
Bro, we don't even know what that is, though.
Does that mean the very beginning of the game is correct?
Out!
I'm gonna hurt it!
I'm starting!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Don't have to
the wall the wall the wall the wall it all it's why I live out there remember
I'm sitting equals the winner
Please don't hello where I'm gonna come in you go in
You got this
uh...
great point
should we de-pot? real quick
i'm down, it's gonna cock, yeah yeah i'm down, let's hit it
nice well
shit dude, good, all done
i'll use the de-pot holes
yeah, these are the new de-pots, all these right here
stop to the personal
yeah
Make sure to refill on water, get food, um, you have warp scroll for me?
I don't have any.
No, I do.
Why?
Oh yeah, enough pockets.
Thank you.
Okay, I am good to go.
Whenever you are.
Oh wait, let me dump levels.
Okay.
Oh yeah, in our pockets.
Thank you.
I am good to go, whenever you are.
Oh wait, let me dump levels.
Uh, crafting a rune.
Let's save those.
Actually what?
I have like two rows of books right now.
I think I just departed mine, look here, because I'm fucking brain dead.
Did you take mine?
Wait, you're crafting room? I didn't check it yet.
No, I had books, they were full now.
No, I didn't grab your book. I only grabbed mine.
I just couldn't get it together.
Oh, you used all your XP.
Hold on, there was something I was gonna do.
Never mind, for Gore.
So, fuck it.
Get off my fucking friend now!
What a bitch. Ooh, damn.
My fucking backpacker.
Hell!
We're doing this shit, we need the exact same rooms.
Go go go go
Oh, yeah, hell yeah, which means this probably gets harder now, right?
Yeah, I
Call it brutal the corner there
Cool
Cool like that. Yeah, I have to take a pitch really bad
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let me know how it begins and how good it began.
Brother, we went all the way to the fucking top.
I
Chapter four
I didn't wet my hand. Don't care. I'm locked the fucking. Oh, yeah
No, no, that's okay. That's okay close it today. I want to answer my cat. So you got to figure out, please
Yeah
Oh
I'll do this all fuckin' day, I don't care.
Bro, I just threw my weapon up there.
I'm just making it, right?
You break this pipe right on the wall, so it's really bad.
Come on, I-I-I-I-I'm gonna walk up.
I think I'm gonna get a descent right next to here.
Send it down right there.
Nice.
Right behind you.
Got a turret?
Moss! Moss!
Got a turret.
I mean, why would you pick it up?
Oh, oh yeah, she's not there.
Do I do love that thing when I'm alive or not?
I have a heartburn, it's about to break down.
It's fine.
There you go.
I have a little experience of how to break that.
What's fun?
Ow.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
We get super lucky with our cheese position right now, because they're insane.
I have to break these spiderwebs one sec.
Okay, coming down.
Please, please, please, please.
Here, here, get it.
There you go.
That's good.
It's good.
You go up on it and then kill it.
I'm going to have to re-put this block.
It's where this backpack is.
No.
I'll put it on the other block.
I'm going to grab your backpack so I can look right.
Yeah, hold up.
They want me
Let me break this way here to your left behind you, maybe a little pathway behind you
Save good save
Yeah, you're black, right?
I have now.
Yeah.
Nobody.
What the fuck's he going?
Alright, lay a bitch.
Whatever. Have fun.
I
Get the board
I'm going to put him on top.
I'm going to let him jump, eh?
Are you ready?
He's seriously killing me.
Probably just go out there.
Oh, yeah, I got a stroke and heart. Oh
It's the bubbles
Oh
I'm the lord of the merciless!
I'm Langer Joldus! Help!
God
Yeah
I think we might be good for it.
It's like an explosion somewhere.
Oh god!
It is infested.
Why is that one so fucking cooked, man?
It's kind of sick though.
Yeah, but I mean, I feel like now, like I'm getting weak now, like I'm slowly starting to like I getting up with like games outpacing, you know, legendary parasite.
with rush darkness vengeance he's got every fucking buff
oh oh I'm getting both
I forgot I don't know what to do about it
I got mine control into them I'm gonna die
I'm sputting him
Jesse, you gotta come now, I just fucking blew it up on you.
I can, I can put him in my backpack alone.
I put it all back on my thing.
It's in a coffin now.
I didn't have the habit of putting it in my buckets.
Well I know but anything that wasn't I threw it in a coffin.
I'm in a wormhole to you and I'm gonna just...
Troll!
Swarm!
Swarm!
Yeah, I think you do actually.
It's fear, man.
Some of it is in the back, but I don't love it.
My weapon.
My weapon.
Yeah, my weapon.
I mean...
Yeah, you know, you don't get on the ground.
Fuck you, Rupert!
Bitch!
Somebody hit me, Wigness!
I did it again!
You broke it?
Yeah.
okay
you kill this thing on my head
I'll kill them bro
I'll kill them bro
I'll kill them bro
I'll kill them bro
I'm a chicken nugget yeah, I'm a chicken nugget I got half a heart on my head
I can't do anything about it you have to punch you have to empty your inventory and get it
I
Call the high-five I have zero break the fucking cob web I have a
Water
I'll start ending that chance, please.
Should I help you, bro?
I'm overwhelmed.
You're gonna have to leave here.
I just broke a list of them.
Yeah, we're talking.
I'm gonna put it on my head and I need to get out of here.
Oh, give me that.
You're a crazy dude.
Wait, did he add a hole or not?
I have called the Hive 10!
That's what I'm saying, do you want to put all my soap in?
No, just wait, just wait, just wait.
Call the Hive 10?
I've dynamite, I can throw some of these.
Okay, you have all the items on us.
I think we can.
Okay.
Um, yeah I do.
Um, yeah I do.
That bricked us.
We are crooked.
Okay, let's leave.
We'll be able to.
No, boy.
I'm sorry, I don't know why I did this.
We're gonna have to-
I
I'm in the corner, this game is getting really silly now.
No, no, I'm so lowly no
I don't need Golem, that's all you.
The only thing I need is more advanced protection.
We need a far more advanced protection.
We need to get a villager, and we need to make him make us advanced protection forward.
We need this.
I mean, that's like impossible.
I mean, you would have to roll a guy at no time.
How do you roll?
You do mine parts, you put them back and forth with a blunt weapon with poachification,
and we do some crazy shit.
Maybe we just keep smacking him?
Yeah, it's just like a mind-boggling thing that just blows your mind.
We got to look at the bullets up there!
Battle burritos!
Okay, battle burritos.
Battle burritos.
And it makes us life-thrown stronger.
I thought we played really so we won the guys all day.
Oh, I was lucky.
Oh, I was lucky.
My game crashed.
I mean that isn't even cheating because think about it he's what he's one of our teammates
he just never leaves the base yeah he's like a part of this
wait let me get out of here safely I'm stuck
Uh, just saw this. They gave me a link.
Wait, I'm gonna die of starvation and I'm stuck.
Oh shit, it worked. Thank you. Thank you for the link.
Can I eat this in test set?
No, I won't eat it. But that URL is diabolical by the way.
I'm dying of Sarvation.
Yep, I'm just bugged.
Why are you bugged?
It's a classic bug moment.
This is stuck right here.
Give me food if you have it.
Or I'm gonna die right now.
Where? In the gun?
Hit it!
I have it.
Thank you.
Watched out. I have one health left.
This is so annoying.
I like how you cannot move.
I just I can't I'm bugged in the swear yet
like a real bug.
He was bugged out on my body.
Take care, recall.
I got him.
I'm out of it.
Brother, I water you.
Oh.
matter brother I water you oh my fucking god I almost got one shot at the
fucking spawner with 41 levels one half inch on my head
Do I even bother enchanting this with the books you gave me?
At this point, no, bro.
I think, like, real talk, this is our next mission.
Our gear sucks.
Yeah, when we were outdated at the Wazoo.
We need to fully spend time enchanting, gearing our shit out, making it max.
If you look over here, we have three pieces of bullum.
Let me check if you're crafting room in town.
Ah, where is it?
I have sixty-three levels.
Wait, you didn't find it?
Is it a crafting room in your backpack?
Bro, sixty-three levels is seven and a half books.
I used eighty-four levels on my weapon today to make sure I had mending.
Because, like, I chalked my weapon.
Yeah.
It took forever.
It literally took forever.
We can spawn the Ender Dragon and farm it- wait, how do we- we can spawn the Ender Dragon
again?
Hey, why aren't we doing that?
Lol?
I mean, spawning it.
We can use End Crystals and just respawn the Ender Dragon for- bruh.
I just dropped all my actual gear. I'm still done.
He's tired.
This, this, this, this.
Um...
Two.
Place four on one, each middle block on each side.
Four. That's what it looks like.
Climb on.
Wait a minute. This guy said something smart.
Considering we are cheaters. Might as well get better enchanting plus mod. You can just pick your enchants, but it costs way more XP.
No way you guys are going to do village rerolling.
Yeah, we're gonna do that. We don't cheat.
Okay. Well, you just said that you were gonna pay Billy to do it, so I'm just saying like...
That's enough.
Alright, bet.
these drop down chests are crazy but there's like max wins in here
yeah I won't touch any of your shit
this is your chest I'm consolidating it so you can see what is our win
oh ok, bad
They don't need Brutal Coins?
Yep, they should be on the chest that I dumped.
I took one, but I looted two.
I did a huge dump and put it in there. It was like a stack and a half.
Check the room, man.
Oh, this? Yeah, yeah, check your room.
and the tells men
Teleports you to where you're looking. I know whatever. Let's get whatever we have um, we have three of the pieces
We have the helmet the chest plate, and I think the boots
For the legs. I'm not sure
You need that
Really oh, yeah max win actually
Because if we make that
And then four ender gems, which we don't have the recipe for yet, but that's at least one part
We can use a warpstone, which I think is a warp scroll just in your inventory at all times
And if you do golem armor just so you know
You have to do wine build, which is like a potion build if you don't want to do that you have to do silver armor
It's one of the other
I
Foolin wine is up evening
Jack Jack what do the traders gave nothing that I want to do like you know the traders
What are they actually given so that I'll put all the valuables up here, but I
Yeah, don't forget outro
I'm not going to do the after song right now, I'm going to turn it over.
My throat hurts, I'm not doing the after song.
Alright, and that wraps up today's episode.
We got really far into the brutal tower, it was a lot of fun.
We killed the boss inside of it, we got some coins.
Jesse almost died as always man that was some tough stuff but we fought
through it juice and nail man I think someone's missing yeah maybe not but
anyways I hope you guys enjoyed make sure to like and subscribe so if you
subscribe you can catch some more content later anyways I hope you guys
have a good rest of your day peace out
It's came, came. That was good. So, you know, it's good though, we didn't all, we didn't all the, the, the grindy shit that, that Greer's want to do, when we get to the top, like, yeah, yeah, that's got to cool, but I mean,
We put a pie a million times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, it was pretty visible.
Well, his gear is very under-geared. We need to, that's why like this neck,
What? I need to refresh. Bro, bro, look at my gear. I'm prot-formending fucking dog shit, fucking dragon.
Yeah, my chest plate and helmet are good, and legs.
My feet have protection for stock shit.
I have to make new boots, but another thing that is my weapon having advanced sharpness
one is so L, it makes me want to puke.
Like look at all my stats on my nunchuck, and then look at sharpness.
Like it's actually sickening.
It's sickening.
Oh yeah, that's one.
That's awful.
See what I mean?
Yeah.
I got all the good shit. Whenever we die, we can just blame Greek, and make him feel
bad that he took all our loot from him. Yeah, yeah, literally. We'll just blame him
and be like, bro, why are you undergeared? Why did you miss? Why did you need a big
arch? Like, we have to give you all the gears like that.
Like, you're really lost to a big arch, like, really, bitch, like.
We're in ancient charm, shield honor, and battle burrito and wine.
we should have had it like we bring a battle breed out there it's ggs
oh i mean it would be like if we're full of chat and that would be snaking things at one time
so we can make those too so what do we need then and game like once like the like the absolute
final like mega ultra weapons did we have it yeah should we stop using nunchucks here
is it time to like throw up
sentience i mean dude
If you think about it, would you combo and shock that?
Combo and sweeping and like that's good with the nunchucks.
Yeah, but Sentient doesn't have nunchucks though.
Well, how do you make this?
This is a drop.
It gets from the parasite, boy.
Yeah, apparently, what we got, shock, those is insane, is this, this, with the enchants.
I can't click on it, look.
Yeah, we need Billy, if you're listening to this, we really need a villager re-roller.
If we walk in and there is one, check your paypal.
Real Agitro.
Yo, weta leggings.
What are those?
It's shit.
Cool.
All right.
Hi, sir.
Well?
I can't say what for an old shoe.
What you're wearing is in two days.
Yes, sir?
Oh yeah, we're on Steam.
All right, peace out.
Have a good night.
Good night.
See you later.
Bye then.
So I'm just gonna end with you guys
on the new editor,
because I'm so tired of having no idea.
Oh shit, sorry.
All right, Jack, I'm gonna just click end on the toolkit.
So, thanks for connecting, thanks for just checking out
the big things for just being in chat.
She's saying wait
I'm gonna show you for seven hours from here
Oh, dude, also
My job out
See ya, take care of everything afternoon. Good nights
And that's not a check the mic
Yeah
What's up?
I'm out crickets
No, I know something's weird. I actually think I'm
Like you didn't know I'm rushing like that. I should get the cookies on them. She's the mic
Let's get it!