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Let's cap it seven that's Kappa
Awesome law going to win the quadruple. We're spending this this yoxic shit big WG
Sorry, y'all use the glazer yesterday and so on yo yo y'all use the glazer, but everything good if your glazes me
I'm not I'm not gonna complain I suppose
Yes
We have to pay for that
I
Was right, it was the McGee's gonna check it up. Yeah, I was like just all chested under the um this fall
Um
Hey, I'll check
Let me just make a bunnies of work
Welcome to the beach Chatec excuse me now. Nope
I
Do manually like this
Hello chat
I would have looked into getting the name of you perhaps and anything would love us done though
Should I just click some links and just get it there going shall we
Kind of has been active for six months doing his time has been running in front of those professional drivers
So I
I hope you're gonna something
There's one lose the shrieken
That mean just just so just unsubbing I guess I'm so at the end we all of it that penis
I think all the duty, like, it's literally slop at this point, bro.
Like you spawn in, you run, you jump, you shoot, you die, you respawn, you run, you jump,
you shoot, you die, you respawn.
Like when I was 12, I played con, but that was when, like, everyone played con.
Like, I don't even know of anyone who plays con anymore.
But chat.
Chat, everybody needs some random slopper so that you can enjoy something anymore.
chat people are forgotten that you are allowed to hold on you're allowed to if
you want to to just enjoy a product you can just play a game and go I'm just
gonna click some buttons and walk around and shoot guns or whatever right and you
can do that that's fun like it doesn't have to be yo I want to play Valorant
and use your stomach wall and fuss across the water and use the drone
Doug did the dig a hole in the ground go up use the sword twice
Well
What older like audience Cod has for sure of people that grew up on like the OG Cod games that probably still play Cod
Anyway, whatever floats your boat, but for me as soon as I started playing siege
I could never play Cod again because siege is just so much better than Cod like it's next night and day
Let's start with the elephant ring and golden handsome. Yo, yo, yo, oh man. Oh man. Oh man. That's great
it. Yeah, that guys, you can say this, you can say all this
and farm and he's right. And it's a siege. And it's a I'm
stopped with me. Brother, brother, you spawn. Everyone is
five minutes on shit. You spawn. Oh, I want one. Oh, chat,
maybe we just shoot this guy.
And it's like, fucking, um, barbed wires, like there's shit everywhere on the ground.
It's just disgusting.
I don't know where you're going to be to play this shit, but like, it's like playing chess,
like, I don't know.
I'm not sure if you hear the rest, it's just fresh.
Do you think now you have more fun playing games competitively or more fun playing
chill games with Jesse and Greek?
Well, we do both. I mean, we play against the other two, right?
Can I get a blog on Twitter?
Oh.
Are you still blogging?
Yeah!
Speaks down there, there's Lacy's Room, Ludwig, Pokemon, XQC.
This is crazy.
Shut up!
I'm home right now!
Part of it is I have to cover up my window, because certain times of day, this window gets really bright.
It actually looks like the sun is shining in Ludwig's room right now.
Guys, how is everyone doing?
I miss everyone so much.
It's a fake room.
Brother, what do you mean it's a fake room?
oh my god, this has a lot of greener sprays, are you crazy?
look at my house!
look at my bed!
look at my brother!
be one of the coolest rooms that we've done so far
this is even the exact same chair
instead of every fake streaming room
I want to sit in that chair
that's a picture of Pokimane's room
and this is me live right now
it looks exactly the same
we have the green lamp
the labubus, the books
we're missing a labubu on this mic
You can't tell it looks identical
So what what is that like little ball there normally like you stuff like this for streamers
I got like two or three weeks, and we're doing all of these in just a few days
Hey, I think you do better work when you have two days instead of two weeks
Sometimes I see in your background you got like Amazon packages and stuff. I feel like ram trash in here
I feel like I am the exact same as Lacey.
You have the streaming set up, I'm gonna go grab Lacey and Jimmy.
Dude, like how do you even manage to do this?
You're actually a f*****g, like you're actually insane bro.
How did I even understand?
You cannot tell the difference.
How did you get the picture of my dog?
Please, who snabs?
How long are you gonna take until chat figures it out?
I don't think they'll notice, Drew.
The fireplace with the demo, like that whole corner,
looks exactly like how my sugar looks.
All right, I think I'm ready.
Baby, baby, don't mess with you.
It's the goat right here.
It's time to prank the internet, it's on you now.
I saw this guy yesterday at,
oh, two days ago at the event.
Like, I saw something on the bean bag
for like 10 hours straight.
Who is that?
Is he like a YouTuber?
I'm beach Pete from sunny Florida and a cloud in the sky. I'm off to play some tennis
I'm not Jeffrey. I've seen on Palm Beach Pete. I want to thank all my followers. This thing has gone crazy viral over a hundred thousand plus followers
In less than two days. Have a great day. Enjoy life
Good morning, everybody. They're interesting
Year is Friday then
What's up, guys?
I've been playing this game for a year and a half.
Um, it is bug out or what was was likey
This individual above is selling from America is celebrating
not getting minimal wear ultra violent gloves but being offered by valve to buy
violent gloves ultra violence for 700 bucks
it's like going into the store yeah it is but actually you're wrong little and
like yeah yeah fuck now pizza three euros what are we talking about you
You didn't win the lottery! You just opened up the shop!
Enix!
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go!
I'll check this out. This guy's been an old genie in the scene.
Now man, we are so cooked.
I mean, Chad, what else do you do for new skins then?
I mean, it's the only thing you do, right?
Chad, you only open terminals. What else do you do?
Like, it's the new method.
Put them on.
Put them on the line first.
And then you can play your right foot in front of your left stage, just like that.
Oh no!
They actually released it!
Yo, come on man. Really?
Like this one two three all the way up to nine
All advice here is a small steps around wait until they release your take spawn three all the way up to nine back
This is gonna be healed to toe. So you're gonna be clicking your heels as you're going almost by your side
Yeah, he's not as interesting or what is on your toes?
My friends back to my house
I'm not doing anything. I'm just following my friends back to my house.
Will you do this test?
Sure.
Okay.
Like I explained, it's going to be nine heels for those steps.
You're going to be clicking your heels, arms by your side.
This way until I have you go.
Arms by your side.
So it's going to look like this.
Sorry, I've never done this.
Yo, cap!
It's going to be arms by your side just like that.
Perfect.
Your eyes are going to be looking at your toes.
As you take each step one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, okay?
Once you get to your nice step like I demonstrated your lead foot's gonna say
and you can take a series of small steps around followed by nine he'll get those
steps back okay? Again, as you walk you're gonna be counting those steps out loud with me.
You should take a bigger roll tube to try to have a whole lot of smile.
So you're gonna start with your left foot and one, okay? Right foot in front of your left.
Here it comes.
You guys stay right there and then just like this, it's going to look like that.
We'll start, okay?
He's going to tell you when you're supposed to begin.
He just wants you to be in position and he's going to basically tell you when to go, okay?
Bye-bye-bye.
License.
I got you.
So left foot on the line.
Okay.
Right foot in front of your left.
Okay.
Then you may be good.
And then just walk.
Just give him his keys.
Here.
Excuse me.
I'm a little nervous.
Left foot.
Excuse me
My foot couldn't even do this
Ready like in one two, okay?
Three that's you for that. Okay. Hey, let me tell you to go. I'm gonna go. Yeah. Sorry. No, you're good. Don't worry about sorry
No, I'll miss you much love when are you coming to Brazil?
QC
You make that's why you know
No
How many was that? I mean he's just joined the game. Where is the rest? Buddy, where
is the rest?
Okay, so left foot on the line. Left foot on the line first. And then you're going
to play your right.
I'm very interested.
Tourism is the lifeline for the Cuban economy as it stands currently.
The government has very limited resources.
And the American government makes it illegal for Americans to stay wherever they want when they're in Cuba.
They have to stay in what they've declared as five-star hotels, right?
I'm telling you all this because even the five-star hotels are not like, you know, they're...
It's not like it's what the American government has declared five-star hotels
What regardless in comparison to the situation on the island?
Yeah, this is what whether I've been here about three times are growing up. This is you just happen
Like it's a prosperity pretty much and experiencing that dichotomy is like definitely fucked me up
Definitely
Well, if I were to ever if I mean, bro, I hope to come back
I mean not extremely enough very recently, but I'm just saying it's not like it's not it's not the American
Government that that declares what a hotel of star is like
Brookings were allowed to go over there and we should go with the hotels all the time
Like what heck and when I do I'll probably they didn't they didn't spawn in the rating
I had nowhere like restrictions like
What was I saying?
Where is it was the lifeline for the Cuban economy as it stands for all that is holy?
I summon fish moly for all that is holy I summon fish moly for all that is holy
I got a fish. It's not rich kid shit. Yo, yo, yo, kid was pretty was nice and very cheap like like brought up
If you're Canadian, okay cuba vacation is actually really good really well-priced that people go there all the time
Like a lot of the people on the beach are French Canadian from what from one of yo
People used to have these shots, they used to call them bubba kegs, look at them, and
then these big kegs, he would bring it to the bar, and then they would pour whatever
the fuck you wanted in it, because over there, all those would be cheap, like 40 ounces,
they would literally get in the way.
On those kegs, you could see people would have American ones, or fucking Canadian ones,
whether there was no American ones.
I had to go to work in Canadian. It was a place to go.
Same way that all the French Canadians leave the shithole to move to Florida as soon as they can.
True, true.
Shopping at Costco, yearly trips to Cuba, you are not fooling us, bud.
Yo, your Costco is not only a rich endeavor, it's called financial literacy.
Why if you can get a deal on on your product? Why won't you get a deal?
Like if you can get a deal, why would you say nope? No deal. I want to buy dog shit
I go to a store and I had a fight at a higher price. Are you stupid?
Put one of your choosing you can raise approximately six inches off the ground
Keeping your foot parallel to the ground. You're gonna be looking at your toes
How is the upper middle class? You're a lower middle class. It's too many.
Oh my God, that's so bad.
Hi, are you with Justin?
Okay, perfect. Yeah, we're just we're doing a couple tests on him, okay?
Help us.
What's up?
Help.
You need help?
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
Okay.
We're just gonna.
A couple of tests on him.
I need you to hang it over here.
Okay.
Just be here with him.
Okay.
What?
Everything okay.
What yeah, we said you don't test on anything so you don't get it right
Right
The thing funny
So it's just letting me know where you're at.
And then if you're going, maybe someone else
will drive you, you're listening to their thoughts.
So just one sec.
I'll grab it.
OK.
Time's up.
If it's one in legal minutes.
Time's up.
Stand right up.
Yeah, we're gonna just hang out in the front of the car, okay?
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Wait, isn't that blown it?
Stop it.
D.W.L.
At this point, he's coming with us.
No, he's not.
Yes, he is.
No, why?
He's been arrested for intoxication.
Stop it.
D.W.L.
No way.
Yes.
Don't say it.
Yes.
Come back with us.
Okay?
Okay, so you look at your heavy drive. Okay. I don't see me
Brother but she is also what?
So this is a problem
I'm not new to this racket. She's just as drunk, right?
But she has gum and she got a little bit of cocaine in her, that's what it is.
So I should have come back?
No. He's going to be with us all night.
He's not... He wouldn't hear really Sam when the judge sees him in the morning.
There's no way.
Yes, that's how it works, okay?
So I wouldn't... So unless you want to send a police lobby for the next...
I mean dude, come on bruh
It's SD okay driver car. Um, you can actually take your vehicle tonight. You're okay with that? Okay
Okay, I say miss
No
I stopped them based on observations. What was he doing? Tell me what happened?
He was unable to only able to maintain his lane, but I'm not gonna continue. We're gonna get him back
This is a prior matter with us and him.
I don't want to say this is concerning because I don't want to be rude.
However, it is a matter between us and him.
Did I talk to him that far?
No, not anymore. No, he's in a custody now.
So he said, I talked to him just now, you're going to take the car home, okay?
You don't show any sense of impairment, no slurred speech, your eyes are good, okay?
Yo, come on, man.
You're going to take the car, okay?
Yo buddy, he's cooked.
He can get a phone call, he can contact whoever he needs.
Whether it be lawyers or family or whomever, okay?
He can contact you possibly if you, you know, if he chooses to.
So you can take his car. I don't know where you were going, but feel free to take that. And if you want to, if someone's calling his phone,
This is phone in the car. Yes. That's fine. I mean, yeah, it's fine. But you'll give it to him.
Oh yeah, of course.
Chad, yo, what means not for a speech? This, this literally is for a speech. What? I mean, are you good?
All right.
This is phone in the car. Yes. That's fine. I mean, yeah, it's fine. But you'll give it to him.
Oh yeah, of course.
It is, it is, though. It is.
It'll go into our property section with him. And then he'll get it.
No, it's not why he's in custody, no.
Brother, she's looping, she's not understanding any instructions, she's not competing anything in it.
She's doing the, yeah, yeah, like, eating gum, putting her eyes wide open,
and then you roll, gum and cocaine doesn't make you not drunk.
But it will remain in my possession.
But should I ask him if he wants it or if he wants me to keep it?
You can't talk to him.
There has to be a moment of talking.
No, not anymore.
Please help me!
Not anymore.
Hold on, hold on, tonight.
This is the registration of the vehicle that's mentioned in the states of the vehicle, okay?
I have his phone.
Yeah, yep.
Can you guys please just do me a favor, because you love to buy, buy, buy, or like, sexy bad,
like, do me one favor, let me ask him if he wants me to give him his phone.
Yeah.
This is insane.
So it's not going to be a long thing, I'll let you walk up real quick.
Please!
The hell, okay.
I'll let you walk up real quick, but that's in here, okay?
Oh no, don't enable this vehicle please, I can't.
really she pulled the bye-bye bye fucking card that's crazy and worked
mother she did the bye-bye bye
this is fucking insane I have your phone do you want it they're gonna take it
when you go in or do you want me to keep it we'll give it to you when you're
Do you want your proposition or not should I call? What do I do? Tell me again quick?
Well, I think I'm just as nice, but I don't know
Who's your lawyer? Tell me that you're an lawyer's name
That's all he'll be allowed to call him. Yeah
For now, Mr. Timberlake just do you wonder also have your phone or not?
No, no
Mr. Timberlake, do you want your phone?
Dude, they're not before, though.
To release to you when they're out.
Yes or no?
Yes.
Why?
Mr. Timberlake, yes or no?
You can keep the phone, man.
You can keep the phone.
Okay.
Okay, come on.
Step back from the phone, please.
Step back from the phone.
Why are you here?
Very interesting.
That was the eye opener.
I was going to check.
Um...
Check.
Um.
79 months, January May.
Soul 4 Cube.
Dammit.
Chad, why do mods have like fucking flying cars,
flying dragons, like Mount Staride,
the thousand bosses, the fucking radioactive events
and the main paragraph gets so four cube after 10 years,
like green water and nausea effects
with the fucking so four cube, like.
I mean, Jesus man.
Um, that was the craziest part.
Yo, any condiments you moron?
What the fuck are the condiments?
I'm not listening to you I'm not looking at you you don't exist me Polish dog
Ketchup mustard
Chat relish is for
Okay, I don't want to be rude. It's for the low IQ fucking pleb peons
Fucking trash. What is wrong with you relish was like boys like bring jam on your shit so weird
What a piano movement. Oh it goes up on the button like a high cat. No he actually did it right? I mean, he actually did it.
Let's go on.
Why do you have to keep what it did do?
Come on friends, full of shit.
That's cool.
Alright, alright.
Um, look at this.
Look at this.
won't put relish but will eat his fucking toenails
this is how you think he'd drive in irma claren but in reality you drive 20 miles
around under the speed limit let's stand up
w 43 months you're shocked yo this is an irrational thing you're perceived for not
fucking pulling a slickie and you're going fucking going 200 on the ball in a 35
Cut up traffic like a bitch ass.
Join drunk like fucking uh doesn't timber make it and fucking uh running over people in like school zones like holy shit
Um, all right
That racing line though chat you that racing line
What a good fucking meme, I like it a lot, I'm more aware of that thing as one player
called the HQ. I mean I guess, I think it's just because of the people who play like the
See the wars on shit, no? It's on sale, la.
Hmm.
Let me see that belly
Chow what is that?
Chow what the heck is that?
There's anything like is the one
Why does he act like he doesn't like those edits?
Yo!
Chai, he's gonna bring your escalator?
That's hard!
Beautiful seats and stitching, carbon fiber everywhere, obviously it's a perfomante, of
course.
More white right here, white stitching, white stitching.
This thing is absolutely beautiful.
I can't believe it, but I have a Lamborghini at 23.
24.
Jeff.
Jeff, there's no such thing as a Lamborghini, it's not even a real Clarem.
This is an RSQA with a skin on it.
Try this, it's like,
it's, yeah, it is what it is.
I said it, I said it probably.
This is an Audi.
What else?
Anything else?
Actually, the QA is better.
I said it.
Yeah.
Don't forget to drink waterchats. Love you guys, fo' real.
I mean it's like some AI shit
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All right, chat, chat, why didn't you choose to do that?
like they're kind of the listen why you do that the entire time like why is it
always super windy
It's just looking at 120 IQ plus, true.
True.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's a good joke.
yes you'll yeah that's a good job
Yeah, very real and cool.
Only 86.
What the fuck was that?
Hi chat.
What else we got?
Yeah, he's older now, but does that I mean that like you don't get the the him in his prime my card
Oh my
What the fuck
Yo!
What the fuck?
Only blinds, you blinding my what?
I
Think so now what?
Yeah, it's not blood. It's like the clothing or whatever it's just shrimp in
That's what we're looking for
Oh my God!
There's no way!
I don't know what, I don't mind it!
There's no way!
There's no way!
How is this real?
There's no way!
I clutched.
What? No!
No!
Chad, there's gonna suss, no?
Four gems in the same date?
It's gonna suss-y.
Come on, bro.
I'll give him five hundred bucks for it.
We're in fucking Japan right now.
You watch one Godzilla movie,
and all of a sudden you have an expert on Japan.
Side on the side of the road.
Oh, God.
It's Japan, yeah.
Oh, Christ.
Bro, there's no fucking way, bro.
How the fuck?
some weird savant fucking rain man shit what is how what what what how's that
savant they removed the pretzel and beer cheese at AutoZone
they removed the pretzel
Yeah, but what is this game about though?
I don't want to be doing too much of a video, perhaps?
Changed the chat, guys, there was some more guys I wanted to do, and I didn't get to
do all of it.
What is that?
What was that?
That's not a man.
I'm going to go get a shot.
That's impossible. I mean if we don't build that we're just stuck
I think you've actually gone crazy before we start construction on the sailboat
We need to gather supplies and start building a shelter so this island doesn't kill us before we can escape all right what?
What did you just get on the ground that we're just stuck?
I think you've actually gone crazy before we start construction on the sailboat
We need to gather supplies and start building a shelter, but if this is a fully like
roll
This is like a fully
Okay, got it.
Whoa!
All right, Chandler, how's that not going?
Don't kill me.
All right, it's done.
Give me that.
How do I put him down?
Squat.
We're struggling to build a camp.
Imagine we get to the sailboat.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
This might last a while.
Oh, sweet.
Yeah, this is going to last a while, a while.
But this was only the beginning.
Little did we know this challenge will push us far past our breaking.
Testing our will to survive as a group.
We got a battle, quick, quick, quick!
Ah!
The sun was setting fast, so we very safely lit a fire.
Oh, oh, oh, dropping.
And then made a game plan.
Nolan, have you built a sailboat?
No.
Chandler, have you?
No.
I haven't either.
That is why Hayes is here, because in a previous video, he kind of built one.
And tomorrow, we begin building this sailboat.
Let's do it!
I have no idea how we're going to do this.
But we're stuck until we do.
First day, we built a shelter.
It took a tree fort.
I'm looking forward to...
I think this is gonna, whatever.
Why my shirt?
I don't need all of your shirt.
Whoa!
Dude, I'll just give it to you.
I'll just give it to you.
Okay.
Let's see if it floats!
It floats!
We now have a working prototype, but we need something 30, 40 times bigger, can hold
a thousand pounds and take us all the way to that island.
And we're stuck here until we do that.
We better get on it.
First, we need to gather materials.
You know what makes for a great sailboat?
Bamboo.
Bamboo is very light, which makes it buoyant.
This is big if we can find enough of these.
But all of the bamboo is deep inside this jungle
and I have no idea what dangers are lurking inside.
Hey, it's called an emergency meeting, what's up?
Okay, so before we go into the jungle,
things you gotta look out for.
The fatal snake, the yellow eyelash viper,
and the wandering banana spider.
You serious?
The banana spider?
Okay, I'm seeing all this.
The banana spider?
I know it's real, it's funny.
If you're wondering how they got all the logs, they actually invited Jesse and he spawned
them all in there.
Home Coast, Florida, a civilian reported two suspicious persons parked in a U-Haul truck
under a bridge.
A sole officer was sent to investigate.
Sheriff's Office.
Hello?
Hello! Sheriff's Office!
Is this one good?
I don't know if the bag of the vehicle is going off.
Sheriff's Office! Stop!
So why is it puffing?
Why?
U-Haul went southbound on North Ocean Shore.
It's not going to go as it was.
So this is 1715 at North Oaks and Shore.
Can we get with the beach units and see if they can get to the next one?
6135 water is charged.
Now I have to leave the water.
21335, your water is charged.
Keep advising us we're going to leave.
You have to leave the water and fire in place.
Then for the wrong.
Pursuit is not authorized.
Was that just in Timberlake in New York?
I think Pursuit is not authorized.
North, North and South come out of the halfway, it's all right.
Flagler high-five, turn off the lights, the tires.
Pursuit is not authorized.
Still going south on North, North and South.
Dylan's feeling it.
Pursuit, North, Flagler, outside of Stix,
they're like, on the street.
Even though Pursuit authorization was denied,
officers are still permitted to deploy stop sticks
under the Flagler County Pursuit Policy,
which classifies stop sticks as a pursuit prevention
measure.
That's all for one.
That's the next deployed.
Copy.
Vehicles coming up to Beverly Beach, Camp Town.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a little bit, just in case it sticks here.
Two of the people.
Two of the people.
Trapped by a Wistly Fox drop driver
and a rival Mike with a passenger seat.
All of the sticks.
Copy, stick it.
756.
Officers deployed two stop sticks
and were able to strike all four tires of the U-Haul.
Stop it, 415.
Time to call and stop.
I can't tell for windows now.
Looks like she's leaning over. Yeah, I can only see part of her face
Have a little nibble no young
At this point dispatch informed officers the female driver contacted 911 and was actively speaking to them while in the U-Haul
Seats.
What seats?
Good morning, buddy.
It's in on video, it's boring, really?
Load up.
Load up.
Yeah, that's on you, buddy.
Keep moving around too much.
While the 911 audio is not currently available.
More?
This is fancy.
I like that.
So we got Flita Lude on pretty much, in principle, he's not...
They're using 31 there as well and obvious resisting. She said she's not
You see what she threw out the window no, you just call something out the window you see it
She's doing lines doing joint. She's doing it all she's got energy drinks in there too. She's going through everything
She's got possibly cook pills. We don't know for sure. We're gonna shatter some windows
We prepared for gas and whatnot and we'll see what happens
Trash, why would they censor that though?
Oh, for you to bother to do?
That's crazy.
I've got up on the short lead right now, I don't have a chance to get a bigger lead.
Leave him on that.
I'm going to let him go.
That's the only thing I can do at this point.
He probably jumped in front of the U-Haul.
I know.
We have to break the windows.
But those windows are up there, you know.
Yeah.
Are you going to have to like, you know.
Excuse me, you might want to get a haircut.
It looks like it has been in wine.
No, no, no.
I just got a haircut, look.
Probably about 30 times and I sent text messages. She's not even looking at her phone
It's probably on talent. He's sitting there like they're waiting in the fast food line
He's not a victim of everything. He's just like, all right
Ever chance to play is that beer?
I'm out of my car
You guys know it's Melancholy Voice.
Are we ready to shatter ball anyway?
I'd brush you the teeth maybe?
Yeah.
Now the driver is now brushing her teeth.
She's brushing her teeth?
She's brushing her teeth.
She does not care.
Well they're coherent enough to start blocking windows with sunbashes and stuff though.
You know what's going on.
You need a lot of those to hair that much.
I don't know what she's doing.
Oh the tape!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Oh, he bit the car.
The wheelie.
We need you to go inside, sir.
Shut the door.
I didn't get it.
At least it's a wheelie.
It's an A-mobile right now.
Keep your head, bro.
You look more down to the side.
Yeah, dude.
If you can take up over here, they're going to move up.
You don't have to really do anything because we got it.
You can take over here for a minute while I get my dog out.
I'm moving up there.
No, you're staying over here.
Okay.
You can take over here for a minute while I get my dog out.
I'm moving up there.
No, you're staying over here.
Okay.
Keep coming.
Keep coming.
I'm going to stay and I'll move from the outside.
You tell us what I should.
He knows.
Take off.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
7777
Yeah, what's parking is evaded
He's behind your back!
Dad! Dad!
Good! Put your other hand behind your back!
I got her hand.
Switch to this, switch to the dog.
Coming over, coming over.
Coming over.
Hand behind your back! Do it now!
Get that other arm behind your back and we'll take the dog off.
I hear Claire just in the dog.
Other hand behind your back!
Get away from his mouth.
Okay, which way do you want me to go?
Get away from his mouth.
Okay, which way do you want me to go?
Good parking, buddy!
Okay, get to the door.
Get it. Good parking!
Oh, Jesus.
We told the left-wing people on the top of your side,
and the left-wing people on the other side,
I didn't know they were reset.
Get some cops under now!
Here, cops.
Good parking, brother!
Can I grab his car?
Yeah, yeah.
Let us know when you're about to approach,
because we'll be in your crossfire.
Good boy, buddy!
You got cops under?
One.
Just help him at least, Trevor.
You're not helping us at all I want to get the dog off.
Get back Ron, back off, back off.
41 knots
Tog off, Tog off!
Back up right now!
Yeah that arm is cooked now!
Why are you all tensed up?
Tog off water, man!
Come out of the truck now!
It's 7 o'clock and you won't get back!
Wolfman often stay here in the passenger side.
There are less people over here if the dales are up.
I'm a...
I can pass in the middle of a car.
That's a 50.
What's happening here?
What's up guys today I'm pretending to start to date while a production assistant feeds me
grapes behind the camera I need to leave the deserted island quick and by deserted island
I mean a five-star resort with a green screen and break up logs with hogs.
One person on purpose, isn't it?
You got a taser? Because if you continue, such a taser.
You hear that? So stop.
Shut the f*** up!
Stop. No.
Nope.
Did you get bit? Yeah.
Yeah, because you got smoked off.
I know my rights. I know my rights.
and talk to us before it got to this we didn't have to we're in a legal
swap okay if you want to step down to the vehicle and talk to us you wouldn't
be in this situation
get up
why are you a red?
what are you doing?
I'm saying why are you a red?
all right this car is moving get back here let's go
We need protection too when we're going to jail.
legal mail. Yes. The police report states officers found Jamie was in possession of just over 21 grams of marijuana.
No other drugs or paraphernalia are listed in the report. However, this may have actually been May's drugs considering the charges that were laid out.
For this case, Jamie faces a sole count of resisting without violence. He submitted a plea of guilty and was sentenced to 15 days in prison and given 15 days of jail credit,
even though the verdict and sentence was handed down just eight days after the incident, meaning he was released prior to the publication of this video.
It must also pay $273 in court fees.
May faces one count of battery on a law enforcement officer,
one count of attempting to elude law enforcement
with lights and sirens active,
one count of resisting arrest with violence,
one count of assault on a law enforcement officer,
one count of use or possession of drug paraphernalia
and one count of possession of less than 20 grams of cannabis.
She pled not guilty.
Her most recent court update suggests
she may not be mentally competent to stand trial.
If found incompetent,
the court will likely order treatment to restore competency
and the case would resume if competency is restored.
Is it like a coupon?
You're very interesting.
Oh, I guess.
Umm...
Do you have a coupon for me to finish it?
Yep.
Should I have you as a woman to say beside me on a video?
Okay.
And I'll share because what?
What is he doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
So it feels to me like maybe perhaps I don't want to be abiding, but can you have like
like a bad psychedelic event or whatever or maybe change them a little bit.
Hey, Miss Ux, Miss Uxchats.
He's gonna do whatever.
He's gonna do whatever.
XQCL.
Um, anyway.
What else we got?
Hayden Fontanet, Mr. Rojas, it's a sentencing.
Good morning, are you Kay?
Hayden Fontanet?
Imagine thinking where Beast would like to us.
Next, you are going to tell me that the grass outside is actually green and not a high-resolution texture pack.
Don't touch some real fucking grass header.
Yo, how do you see the map?
Not the green screen, Kay.
This is the screen of DCCR1759.
Mr. Fontanet is previously-
I don't want to cut his mind, do you know what I mean?
Maybe these ones?
Hello everyone, this is your daily dose of internet.
For some reason, this person's car wouldn't stop making a fart noise.
There's something going on with Mark.
Let's see if the bulls want to play some games.
Uuuhm...
The fact he's so calm makes me think this has happened before.
I'll give you one.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Oh, you mother!
So it turns out her granddad is a hide-and-seek world champion.
I can't eat anything! I can't eat anything!
I like this room so much that it's dank.
I didn't even lower it to the ground, no?
Just on this line, can you lift it?
It means lower.
Yes, hold it.
Don't move, that's it.
Now I'll turn back.
So.
You expect the leaves?
I like how it's right next to it and next to it's all over the beam.
That's.
Ha ha you.
That's right Jack.
Let's head again.
Ha ha you that's my Jack, let's have a look at this.
This is a really good baking hack.
Yeah, it does us a spin-out.
Yo!
That's a max.
That's a-that's a full screen!
I guess.
No way.
Cap.
Wait, this is Voila?
This otter has got some funky moves.
Yeah, what I mean is like a like here or like a it's like a tada
This is the aftermath of a volcanic eruption
That's cool
Ah, ha, ha!
Hee hee hee hee.
No! Oh my God!
Oh, look at that. That's a drama theory.
He's so bad!
Okay.
So, where does this go when they change the window display?
Yo.
You know I'm in heaven right now. I need this cat 66 months. I need this cat
Can I get a welcome to the town? How much for that? No?
Yeah, how much for this fucking thing is this huge I need this cat
Probably like 40 kids like that
So what do you think is making that noise
I
Like is
On a pig
Chases a I all of it's like dude you mean
Like a chase what was what prominent I was like a I a few times in a child like over the new things
Yeah, so now they do it ironically
What is that, Mexico border?
Oh, these shoes are insane, no?
The shoes have a lot of like little dents, like geckos, right?
What do you know and how?
You're dumb.
How's it going?
It's a no-tag.
You gotta go, bro, and your black helmet.
That's like run from the police starter pack.
I'm surprised that you came back over here.
Work smarter, not harder.
I mean, true.
Wait.
A construction company building-
Wait, he said to go!
Showcase their soundproof walls.
You got your clutch, your brake, your gas, your first, second, third, fourth, fifth,
and reverse and then you'll see your speed your revs right there and you
steer right here right you got that
yeah I actually learned that her boyfriend fell asleep looking at a meme
I found these pigs that race each other on a course race out with bears push them both
aside is gonna get first of these chicanes host is lining up for seconds here but there's
There's a huge stumble on that first bat, and it allows Piggie Smalls to come in on the far side.
The boys battle it out, but it's Bear who sets a record in the first race of these finals,
and it sends a message to every pig in this forest.
If you want to take this championship, you're gonna have to do a damn sight better than that.
Ah, Sully!
That wasn't too bad there.
Oh, sorry, Sully, come on.
So why do they put t-shirts on a dog, though?
The dog's gonna like that.
This guy has a sandpit in his house.
Alright, upstairs, second floor, little tiny door, okay?
They're not cold. The dog's gonna give a shit.
This guy's gonna call, I guess.
That's all sand.
What was that kiddie?
But why?
Oh, oh, did they sit inside it, eat it?
Oh my god, it's so cute.
Three, two, one.
Yeah, it's gonna smell classic.
The street is so narrow that it has traffic lights
I'm looking at them putting a boot.
Ew, ew, ew.
Did they carry a bunch of diseases in shit, man?
This person did a 100 mile ultramarathon.
No!
Freaking...
No way!
What?
Both were shocked and burning hot.
Oh
Yeah
Another
This is an automatic car ride.
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Oh no just back it up then.
I
Did you watch project?
I think you will see this coming. Excuse me. Oh
That's serious
It's all you be
Chats up my nuts and shut you little bitch ass up here. That's cuz it's a frickin
The haps game on a second monitor enjoying the street, but I could I get a welcome for quibbit?
the real crawler transporters that carry the moon rockets for the Apollo nation and all the shellets too
that's actually cool
look at the real chubby nowadays because it's grown, it's been down perhaps
I didn't sub to no cost size streamer
go on
I
Minus 93 months WTF am I doing with my life pointless?
One, two, three!
So I was out in the Everglades in Florida and I saw this mama alligator with her baby resting on her back.
That is you in this video. Are you happy and joy?
Oh, that's so cute!
And then I'll see you guys again very, very soon. Later.
That's so cute.
I thought it was going to be some games perhaps?
This is war, baby.
Why don't people thank them?
I think they don't have the oil.
Much love at stake now.
So that was kind of insane.
Save me.
Alright.
Um, yeah, I've actually noticed that.
Very sad though.
Not even here.
Turn that... feel the rain on your skin.
Um...
What's the name of that song?
I'm red-gender.
71 months.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle before I die from old age as a fellow?
I've been hearing those songs.
You guys are headed.
You guys are headed.
I literally had it.
I just stung it.
Where have you got the nose on?
I see it.
Hey, it's Happy Saturday.
Standing at the blank page before you open up the dirty window.
Let the sun and light out.
I'm standing at the blank page before you, open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance, so close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions, feel that rain on your skin
No one else can beat it for you
Only you can let it in, no one else, no one else can speak the words on your-
Okay. Oh, what's always that?
I don't I don't have it.
Billy Joel.
Is that stuff or no?
Is that stuff or no?
Uh, oh wow, yeah, that's pretty.
Why people didn't have this either?
Holy shit is on it!
Jack, why is it so hard?
She likes to wear ugly dress. She likes to wear my move. She likes to wear my rock. She likes to wear my wood. She like to cry for a naked.
She like to cry for a naked.
Jack, Jack, my smoke was him though.
Hey, that's harder.
Um, alright.
Why is there a $10,000 charge on my credit card?
Oh my God!
Did you buy a drone?
It's for streaming.
I told you already.
I'm going to be a streamer.
Damn, it's thanks in here.
Welcome to Stream Academy.
You need a view about cheap?
I sell.
Nobody disrespects online TV.
Yes, I am very sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yes, I am very smart.
I am not special.
Hey!
Do you like a pan?
Hello, Mr. Cow. Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Then you get it!
I have subbed for many time. No?
Bottom left bro, pound bottom left lil guppy, bottom left bitch ass buster.
I'm going to admit it. You are bad at rocket league.
bottom left bad at rlcraft shop single player also fuck you chat
ex-qcl much love juice a warlord gaming golem glad to see you're still the best
at all games dominating chat was there
Oh, hold on. Hold on. I like that.
Hold on. Watch this. It's an olive. It's an olive, but more brown than olive.
Ah, come on, I guess.
Come on.
It's a turquoise li-li-li-paddy!
It's a turquoise li-li-paddy!
Yep.
Fuck.
Not great. Not great. Not great.
Way too dark.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it.
like it no matter. That's that's that's a Pikachu Olive. Pikachu Olive Pikachu Olive
Let's paint bucket.
Not too dark.
It's light.
Not bad.
I
Think this
It was close, I mean it's a nine
That's that's good, that's good
Okay, Kirby pink, Kirby pink, not as much pink.
This is good.
This is weird.
Bang.
This is weird.
This over here. Bang! This over here! This is the one!
This is the one.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
That's incredibly good.
That's incredibly good!
What?
No, believe it or not, I didn't play the first one.
No!
No!
Do it again!
No!
Do it again!
Jack, can I not?
Can I do it?
No.
Do it in the one?
Hard.
Yeah, can I not? Can I do another one?
Hard.
Single player.
Um, okay, okay. Super green.
That's good.
Okay.
Brownish Brown.
Wait for.
Hello, XQC, I am clocking into the warehouse, so can you welcome me to the jungle for my service?
No, not this.
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's one.
That's that's really good
Yeah, that was all it does were well, I forgot that was more like black coffee
Take it you take it to lightning
Try hard.
Oh my god, that's really good.
Chat 9-4 is good. That's pretty good.
Okay.
Aw, that purple midnight.
More plumb, more plumber.
No, I don't have it.
I don't have a chat, sorry
I don't have it
There's one
Wait, I don't get it. Why was this so often?
All that's a ocean blue ocean blue turquoise
Um, I forgot the color.
I forgot the color.
It's not terrible.
High X, get them colors right, buddy.
Tweak the numbers.
Yo!
Now say it's orange, blue.
Yo!
Wait!
Now forget the colors.
I'm still cooking, everybody.
Hold on.
What do you mean, that shit there?
Let me focus, let me focus.
Checkmate, I'm not focusing because I'm chilling.
Hold on.
I'm placing it on the hard.
Hold on.
Daily.
Okay daily mode. Hey ex. I hope you're doing well
XQCL much love. Uh, that's that's a chill mint. That's a chill mint. Um
um
There's lighter I had it in that shoulder
That's uh, um, yeah, yeah, I know dark turquoise
I think it's more blue it was darker and I knew it and I knew it too. I used to it
Okay, great, great, mint tint, great.
Mint tint, great.
I want it to be more grayish.
that's bang that's bang that's bang 978 oh my god that was really very close to
chat look at that mint check you see the mince tint I see on that brother the
and then 10th was insane.
Oh, oh, oh.
Twitch purple, more bright.
That was a tough one.
Hi, Mr. Cow, could you switch many games
in colorblind and this feels like Ableist.
Thank you.
hold on hold on hold on give me some money to jesse please thanks that's
one's very difficult that one's very difficult but purple's not harder
it's not bad but
I think this
Yeah, this is harder.
Okay, no, it's down, but brighter.
It's this one, but brighter bang, bang.
I said as a trick but more purple but more pink it is purple
I
Turk was great turquoise great slate now is there now is very very difficult
I forgot what it is. I just I just show that I had it
Actually it's not bad I mean, it's not bad I
It's not good link copied
That's not good. Yeah, I feel like I did it one time. I guess if I had the other one chat, I would have destroyed it
Yeah, I would have had at least
two more percentages
i'll do this
yellow
yo
yo sup exk you see how you doing
so great good morning
yo
yo yes mate
yes we are here
mister handsome
so may i good morning
i'm doing it right by you guys
uh... we're doing good i'm just sitting here watching greek
play rocket league whenever he does these practice things he looks like a
god but I'm actually the goat okay how did it just come into a just me
situation he was talking about it instantly came on me me me you know what's
going on here X well I'm just saying I think you did at the game but I think
X is not a competition I'm just trying to get better so we can win us
Together okay, you and practice getting the ball out of the corner
How about you practice?
Maybe using your mouth less and your brain more try that one X you fucking dipshit. Okay, do not start today
Yo, yo, hey guys. Can we know if you're fucking slag fucking snap you?
Yo, we play dark hours. I already bought it like I bought it yesterday
Well, I'm just finishing to get a family is what the boss said it X X
I'm just gonna say right now you are you are a better Rocket League player than me the end, okay?
Yeah, yeah, it's not a competition. One one one if you win you you can berate me otherwise for a week
I still berate you how about that? Okay? I've already admitted you're a bit fine. Let's go
I've already
One-to-one quickly finance if you're better if you're better you can install me
Is this a best of three or just a one to be a one ever wins wins?
Okay, but if I miss one one of you out of it
Okay, invite me.
You're always on the line, I'm not always on the line, wait let me check.
Invite me to the thing so I can spectate it.
Yo, I'm the one that I still can't do, you keep it.
I'm on line, boom.
Go.
I don't see a line behind you.
X, don't need to make everything a competition, do you understand?
Everything is going to be fine.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I mean bro bro do you know how much profession you need to be to be a vibe guy with you in
fucking cool it's almost it's like it is I think this is fucking singular guy
qualified enough can you fucking bump me fat fuck
get the boy on the corner Greek get the boy out of the corner like oh my god
Oh nice save.
Oh yeah.
What are we doing?
Like you complain about this very same thing that...
That's crazy that it was in a...
I'm fucking pussy.
Hello mister.
That's crazy that it was in a...
Welcome to the jungle.
Thank you.
I mean what are we even doing here?
Like do that in a real game I'll smash your face in with my face.
That's... that's pretty shit.
That's pretty shit.
If you ever do that in a real game, I'm gonna fucking like strangle you.
Alright.
I'm gonna get the bottom of the corner now.
You didn't do that? I don't know.
Nice now, I was just pulling.
That should be nice.
Oh my!
I
For eight dollar crackers legs you said nothing man, then he does some bullshit
Why we so why we so now we're jealous that Jesse is appraising me and not praising you in the
Like like bro, who care that you want praise from a grown-ass man like grow up
like
get him to seek approval from the same world that crucified jesus
take tough out there
nice bro I didn't even have to you just got faked sucker oh oh I got faked
Man that was sad.
Bro!
Bro, I just roll.
A lion does not concern him of the sheep's opinion.
You're the sheep by the way.
I walk past you like you're a fucking mannequin in a storefront.
Bro, bro.
You're talking so much shit. You call me frantic.
You are literally your whole body.
Like you're on one HP in real life.
Like, eat a f-
Okay I need to stop insulting him.
I'm concentrating on this so I can't do it right now.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You're a big pussy, just admit it, admit you're a fucking big pussy.
Well that was the fucking aura shit right there.
That was aura shit. You see that goes aura.
Seriously.
Try and blow me up, nice.
Try it.
Oh my god.
15 seconds left.
No!
K you in.
Rule number 55, never outshine your masters.
Rule number 56, never unscore unopened.
Okay, shut up.
Hey, congratulations you won.
Do you feel bad about yourself in mistakes, can you see?
Oh, do you need to like do any do you need to like call Jesse fat me fat a little bit?
What's next?
You feel good now Michael Jordan
He doesn't care about beating you he only wants to beat me to make himself. Yo, I just got some crazy lube boxes it
Jet, in the 1v1 second you win Rocket League of Man on it.
Is that your Jet?
Oh!
I'm getting killed by the gamer.
Yeah I'll do Bugs of Badness, alright.
know I lost apparently I lost the rocket league
as a close though
now that's not the real one be one
that's the wrong link five tournament nope all right let's leave
cuz we're in EU Jesse can't cope with that I really can't go
Do I impregnate you or what? Yeah, right.
Okay, let's end it with two losses at a time.
No, no, no, let's actually have a good session today, regardless of win or loss.
What's that all saying? Session. It means learn from our mistakes, take accountability.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I forgot, I can't say that word in this school. Accountability is crazy.
Bro, you're not activated all the time, right?
You go right up.
This is me off.
I look myself in the mirror every morning and I have to take account of ability, well there's
huge fucking nebbit.
Brother, they're gonna get cavities.
You'll be able to see.
You'll be able to see.
Guys, I am bad.
I'm dog shit.
That was my fault.
Also, I'll do my homework.
I'm gonna mute my mic for the next 5 minutes.
Like, no, you can say, guys, that's my fault.
I move on to other criticisms.
Like, it's fine.
No, no, no.
Let's miss to the point.
Not just saying I'm bad.
I'm like, why?
Why?
What happened?
How can we improve?
I just miss.
I picked them.
I hit it.
I'm bad. I'm dockshit and moving on. Why am I dockshit? Why am I bad?
How can I improve?
Get it out get it out
All right, Jesse. Don't yell at me. I've had these
Or what?
Nothing
Not a bad shot
What about what else?
you
I bumped him. He scared it out.
Who's the golly?
I mean, I didn't know where you were at, buddy.
What's Stuart doing here?
Stuart!
Ha ha ha!
He hit the bomb for me!
Jesse! Jesse! We're playing on E. We're playing on NA. You can't miss moves.
That's just a rule. That's just a fucking rule.
I didn't miss.
I'm passing to whoever wants it. I missed it
You two you two no go
What a pass okay, but then be set
I got I got leaf X
I didn't want to...
I would have... Loki would probably want to...
I need to go to the...
...Petra's room.
Like that Shash will be able to do it.
I'm not in reverse.
Wow, I had it!
Back wall that?
Come on, Jess.
Come on, pass it to us.
That's you all day, baby.
Go X.
That's better for them though.
really bad for me okay I was a
rotate father I finished okay that's my
fault because I was too far ahead of me
this is the guy's over to one of the
ladies here we're going in this I mean
like when I'm 1v1 in X he plays like
he's squishy but soon as he comes in
here he just like forgets everything
that we learned in the training room
like blood to gates me like like why don't you use that passion against these
guys that when you're trying to beat me I don't understand it's like you really
hate me or something can you want to like make me good
it's a good impulse you know I mean that's how you tell somebody's a team
player and not a team yo yo yo we can tell you to play the game like my
I'm gonna play this game now. Oh shit, fuck you up, bitch.
I'm not bad at farming.
Are you fucking serious?
So what you said, something now?
Yo, yo, take your clapper, take your kisser, and close it for like a minute.
I'm not gonna hit the tarot.
We're done with the game, we're done with the cool. You go ahead.
though. What? Check the score, check the score real quick. Check it. Like what's it say?
This is what I under 100 mean to be, we never did anything so far as him. Oh, Stuart. Stuart.
You won't stop fucking, and I cannot. Yeah, I mean, I mean he's annoying, he's
I know what's going on in the room.
Like, he's got, like, he's got, like, he eats many burgers, like, I don't know.
He's the over-and-fuel, like, the fucking calories.
Oh, I see, I see. Now I see.
Now I finally see. The only guy that's trying to win for the team is getting bullied.
How about you put some effort into this team thing?
That's a bad moment, man.
Got it. Ah, I'm fucking dead.
Oh, that's a thousand miles.
That's got spit all over my fucking monitor screen.
Ah, my fault again for making you spit. My bad, man.
That's stuff. Oh, good shot!
Nice!
That was actually nice.
Thank you. Thank you for being positive and nice.
I pinched the advice, isn't it?
I'm good. Oh guys the brawl
Man I can't do that
We're bound we're down for
See if these guys are so aggressive it's annoying
I have to I have to just smack it was a good pinch. No
X windows
Why the whole son of a b**ch is it like fucking sardines?
Yo you know when you got D-Gloved last night and you had to get off?
Yeah, what are you?
my loot we managed to get our loot back you know cuz just before we managed to
get my loot back and then I looked the boots I had disintegrated so I don't have
boots anymore okay what about what about our villagers yeah I've ridden you know
but I don't like Billy got the memo on that Billy set up a wine wine farm so
it's like some dispenser thing you gotta see it it's honestly kind of
I mean Billy's just carrying the boats, yes.
Yeah, he like, it's so friendly to advance my bigger, I don't even know, fuck.
Basically Billy's carrying the boats and he's only 200k views on the other coastline.
I know, I know.
We're problems in 2-3, it's hard to do gold victory in LLI.
Oh my god, I just did crazy shit with it.
No you didn't.
Okay.
nice for teammates and then do positive reinforcement okay oh I think okay I
like that she I like that you called me up on that finally the chat's doing
the thing where they think I said a word nothing unique or special
I'd quite you need a new wine from that it's like maybe complains enough
There's nothing new you need no special
Just like me just like a regular regular chair regular number guy
I'm just a regular
That's I don't know this
I
Was a million times better than this it's a song it's a song it's a song it's a song
And I have better teeth than you and I have a better voice get the war
And you do not play the guitar
What do you not play the guitar
No, I cannot believe this
Oh my god, that made dude, I'm gonna be feeling a butterfly
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That was a scary game
There's not get flippered over there. Yeah, I did get flippered. I think you smash that shit
I got this, I'm going to pass 2x if you'll get it.
I know mate, it's still around you.
I got it.
Bang it, bang it, nice.
I missed your teammate, he's over here trying to kill me.
I saw that shot.
I'm here. I'm here. They're all there like all three of them committed to that. We all
three of them committed to that and they lost because of it look look look look look all three of them
yeah i feel like that's why they lost yep
yo what i would do that to get if you get a baked potato with butter
shives bacon and fucking melted cheese so what's it talking about for you
of course hey
People are very nice, but I'll just keep on going.
I'm here, I'm here.
So I go...
Ah, very nice guys.
That's you, that's you.
That's me.
That's you, that's you.
My man, check my car, please.
Get back in deep, please.
Deep, deep, deep, deep.
Nice, nice.
You got it, you got it.
Very nice shot.
I smacked it out!
I got it.
I got it.
I might be able to pinch it like some more.
I'll get that wall here.
You can snag it here.
I got this, I got this, come here, come here, you, you, go, go somebody
Yeah, I mean
I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm gonna
I'm getting pushed around
Go, go, go, go
Shoot, shoot
Play DX, get it, get it going now
I did it, I did it, I did it
That's a nice try, no, no, that's a fast ball to be fair
That's a very fast ball
That's an NT
That's hard to, how did
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Bump the eight times out. No, no, no, no, no, you saw me go to the ball you took it from me to do a bad one
Why?
yeah bumping Brian I did it quit fucking yelling I'm not gonna have a gun
ability you fucking fatso okay I'm taking a company but why would I why
should I take a company when you haven't done the entire time you had all the
information to make something smarter and you make something stupid shit the
more you think the more we die by the way stop thinking for one second the
only good thing that came from that match was you cut all the grass and
and is fresh for the next players
that's the only good thing I came out of
alright, thank you
relax
so is this dumb as well?
is this going out?
wait, it's not, did you...
did you... did you... did you guys do lost?
I'm playing, I'm playing a trashet box
yeah my customer dinner did it hi mr. towns chat right here just wanted to
say that steering the quiet he asked about the talent it must be close to
window how you can hit the ball with us like depending on this is impossible
but how do you defend with it though I know in serious
You need to eat your promise
No
That's on me. I did the thing that I thought you're gonna do
Should have double-jumped this guy. I need to stop with no more. I double-jumped this
Usually I don't have any things to my mistake really like what? Well, I go on my mistake once in a minute
I said I had to once and I was reshaping dude.
Oh.
This car is disgusting by the way.
Oh shit.
It's a long slim and boxy.
Nice.
I was going to walk and he missed the egg, exactly.
I got stuck on the fucking wall, man.
The Dominus blocks that.
The Dominus blocks that one.
No, no, no, look at this.
It's stuck.
The Dominus blocks this.
The tire got stuck on the side of the wall.
Oh.
Here.
This is the area.
Dude, dude, come on, come on.
We're not that tilted I hate it sorry. I can't believe it. I
Backflip
Okay, let's just get some comms even if they're bad comms just get the comms go me
Nice I'm up here. I'm up here with you
Me you X you X hit that beautifully nice here. Nice. Hey, right?
I'm saying it
I'm saying it
Keep fighting for it
You
You should
You have time
They blew you out
I see
Get up there
Watch over it
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.
It's okay, we're good.
I'll shoot you.
Coming back, coming back.
I got it, I got it.
Defense time, defense time.
Nice hit.
Got it.
Good.
It's gonna bounce down, bounce down.
I'm here.
I missed.
You shoot.
No.
Get back at defense now.
We will miss.
I got.
That's fine, that's fine.
Double jump.
I got it up there.
Somebody get ready for the rebound.
for the rebound. Back wall that shit. Again. I missed after me sorry. I still got it I still got it I still got it. Hit that hit that.
Oh my god. Roll one in with someone. Got out of it.
Get boost X. Go.
I got it. Fudge fudge fudge. Hit that hit that hit that hit that. Got it. Got no boost.
I got it. Nice. I'm up here. Oh, it's too fast.
X, I got it. Nice.
Oh, shit. Hit it. Hit it. That's why I should go for me.
Good. I'll get it out of there. Get out, boys.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Good, good, good, good. I'm going to get boosted. I'm getting boosted.
Stop on X, hit X, I'm right here.
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Central control this is
Nice
No, but stand stand it's free free free free free free free
I was saying I was saying there's no one in gold. It was two people. I had to pass it pass
I got you you you should be in that's holy
Yeah, I'm just giving you the info
You know he's bad. He's bad. He's actually a fixed my friend
Well, those guys who spend it we spent like 20 hours in practice doing air shots and you can't fucking act
You just hit the ball probably he's one of those like I oh I can fly into all this yet, but I can't do shit
They're like fundamental wise says says you needed it. Okay?
I
Said baited you so hard of that
Okay, fucking nice. Yeah
Like Mike
You just mine come from
I said I mean
You and Jesse played amazing there great job
Good pass from Jesse could finish your max. I mean you guys are just the goats. No, I mean we're about we're low-champ game
play that.
Crack it 1G like, for real.
Okay.
I mean X, you're so beautiful and all your takes are correct, like all the time.
I've never comment or streamed and you've made a bad take in my life.
Okay, how much you're looking at David?
I flicked the other way around.
fucking aura. Yeah. I'm minus 1000. Come up here. Stay in. Just just just just
get over back all that 60-months
excuse me oh my god beautiful sky oh my god well I just had the coach coaching
me good job coach acts I was there too
you know we only had to lose like eight games yeah okay we only lost two right
You can lose every game, it doesn't matter.
The last game is all that matters, that means all the...
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I finally added another axis to my play.
Looks like adding skill points as we speak to this talent tree.
I added the wall axis because looking at the addition I missed.
I miss, sorry.
Got it.
Nice, come on next. We need you defense.
Nice hit!
Good job.
One. You go, you go.
Commit, commit, commit, commit, commit, commit.
Popped it. Oh, I faked it.
Jesse, when you bite me, you need to call it. I can hear you.
Yeah, I wasn't going to commit.
Okay.
I go.
Look mid, look mid.
Nice.
That's it.
Oh my god.
What's that?
Oh my god, that's it.
Come on, boys.
SSL?
SSL?
Yeah.
I think you're better with this car.
Yeah, this car is better for me.
The Octane's better for air corrections or whatever,
like hitting with the nose.
But this car, I think, is, for me visually,
better for overall, like, car fluidity.
I see that.
Yeah.
I'm not thinking that.
got it
i'm gonna try to smack again more more so give it a more break here
yeah that's it that's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's nice
i mean get it out x nice i'm here i missed uh-oh
oh we should be good gift you nice i'm gonna push this way get it out if you can i'm here
leave please that's the bad
no I swear I was trying to counter you hit there
it's okay
can't follow me up there
sorry let it hit the wall
let me hit this
I don't care about it
no, no yet
good
Oh my god. Oh my god. This is walking league entertainment.
You just gave me a hot job. Thank you. You just gave me the chills.
No problem.
Holy over-error swamps.
Me? You? You.
Good reader.
Yo!
what's up what's up playing game fly what's up oh no not this again
problem oh yeah well I can play in paul or two bad speeds you know the
picture but what the fuck that's so easy that's crazy that's crazy yes yo yeah
yeah yeah well my death fit off now this is over this big butter buddy out
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Anything long
Only I mean
I love you tonight no no like Canadian my my license expires when my visa expires
and when I make my license last time they can only give me like four months
because they had me in a fucking b2 accident
I
Have to get it fucking redone with like my actual visa. Sorry, dude
I got it because the visitor visa not a fucking work of his own
You have to do a test
One am locked in it just
No, I know I'm just
I thought it was bed time, don't you think?
Ah, you and mother suck it, it's crazy.
Ready for this?
Hit the ground?
Is it gonna hit the ground?
We gotta read those better.
Oh my god, oh my god.
It's perfectly...
Get out.
I bumped one.
Like, we have to get some.
I'm gonna hit it
Oh my god, I'm gonna do that
Let me do it
Nice, I'm here
See?
Come on
I'm sorry
I mean
I heard your car
No no no no, nice one, my father
Good it is
I missed
Let it, let it touch around, let it touch around.
Good.
I get left.
You got the sex.
What?
Wait, no.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't have it there.
Okay.
It worked.
We faked.
Look, look.
I bumped in and we're good and we're fine for now, but yeah, they're cool.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you can do that. I mean like it fucks us over
The play was already made why why you
Our house rules is if you're left spawn you owe it you're the guy that gets it
Like if you're if you're in the front with a guy, but you're left the left guy's the one that's comfortable
All right, last boss man we are yo should be this fucking jump game man. I
Know me well this is how we play
I don't have the gp next to the animo
The gp next to the animo
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Go smack that!
I can't, it's gonna go upward, like this.
dodge the guy trying to kill me, Volce.
So, you, you, you, yeah you, open goal.
Beautiful.
That's all you do. That's all you do.
If we play like this, we're gonna be climbing around.
Volce, bro, bro, we're playing like fucking...
You know what I mean?
The Bronn in his prime, bro.
Like, like, RLCS champions by now.
Okay, uh, Usher, I go left.
One of the worst U.S. states, then.
mmmm, top three
I did something really good with the red dead
go to the, go to the, commit
I can't go up this air, I have no boots here
I'm sure I ground it.
Nice.
The pinch.
Oh my god.
Is that the pinch?
That's it?
The pinch.
Friends.
Let's get it.
Low pinch.
What I would say, I think it's general advice for all of us, is when the ball is
at our corners, do a plate that makes the ball hold the wall.
You do a charge that will make a separation in the ball and the wall bad
Bad yeah, yeah
It gives them like wiggle room
It gives them the little wood there with the room
We're not doing the French racism thing got it. Ah
French is a race now interesting. Yeah, I always been a
Good fucking geography over there
What race you yeah, I'm French. Yeah
So
Leave leave I'm gonna pee
No, I didn't pee
And if you were surrounded by these nice shots, I mean a triple commit is they deserve that
Yeah, they were like on it like these
They hit the boy as you know, oh don't worry. They're boss. I feel a bit of a girl
Say hello to your French viewers. Oh, you're gonna be one. It's good. You know what?
Look, we're gonna rock a link
I'm gonna be honest even French people can't understand that, I don't think they will.
No shot, no shot.
They said no!
San-Bruze-le-Chala.
Oh my god, why'd I do that?
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My my question now is I wonder what tactics officers are going to try to use at this point
Oh, we know El Monte at least staying on this. He's following great rules like
Southgate territory, I would say this is probably still at least a woman driver doesn't look like El Monte is gonna give this one up
No, and right now too. This is this is one of those dynamics right here where we wonder if
if they're gonna get out or if they're
like shouting commands over to the driver
where I, you know, I see a reflection
and there they go.
They're trying to get the spike strips,
getting the spike strips right under the car.
They're getting his hands up though.
Yep, yep, just snuck them in and backed off, yep.
Wow, that was pretty successful.
They're smoking?
Very smooth.
No, their hands up, they're smoking.
I don't think the driver even noticed
that that happened, so we'll have to see
if they're successful.
Also, because...
Pretty doesn't even know he's getting changed.
...about how effective it was that you saw
that officer come up on the right side of the vehicle,
And because it's so wide and the vantage points and the fact that this driver seems to be distracted every time they stop
It really was smooth and we're about to see what happens
Why not put a tractor on it like that close to a vehicle
You never know maybe
Positive positive that's context
Yeah, that's a positive strip right there.
Three of us, three of us have a call, contact.
Positive.
And taking a look there,
Skyco zooming in for you on the back tire.
So we'll see what happens.
Five of five's, that's all classic.
That's my call out.
We saw that.
That wheels fucked, right?
Yeah, look at it.
Yeah, yeah.
Reflecting again from the driver.
Well, the suspension, they should be a weight limit.
If you wanna be an officer.
Just showing that opposite.
Look at this car running away.
I've been saying that.
I've been saying that.
Dropping it in front of that back right there.
The problem is that you can have all these rules these days.
The main problem is that they don't have enough people that want to do the job.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like you're just gunning your pool.
Yeah.
But they have to like, isn't there like...
Like checks to see if there's...
Wait, is any 19 dollars you host love in this family?
None of them.
Pre-publicity.
19 dollars for you all for the day.
But it's like a ruling ad worry about yeah something regarding
Well, wait, wait, well that's been really fast
Yeah, this is just monitor this is monitor out of it should be chasing this
This is why they could plow somebody into the kill a whole family incident. Can you hear us? All right? One time is terrible
I
Looks like we're working on establishing that connection that's how you're definitely flat right? There's no way
It's a body throughout the day right now
Like I don't know enough about that other cars than the normal cars sometimes the fucking trucks and shit
Yeah, yeah, it's very much. It's deflating for sure again avoiding traffic. I mean it's that there are these moments
Tires like my belly it's deflating
Thank you
Yeah, I don't want to be a
Like an inside Herald or like whatever expert Paul but I would just monitor this chase
I wouldn't even sit there that close like you don't want to escalate this person to go faster and impose a buddy
That's just a point. They're not going anywhere
commandeering the situation and forcing the stoppage and at least the slowdown of
Stopping them
That
you know quote unquote normal like sometimes they get like this truck tires
are more sturdy like they have some cool features in our CVS LA viewers
the cop setting knows where this is in GTA is it's actually a GTA place
oh let me check at Lannick Boulevard yet yeah and and about you know is this
near the hospital no it's near the beach just keeping an eye on that's
going on and now it looks like maybe they're getting right back on the
uh they're going to mount chili head lock in that would concern me even more
to it's not a little bit really bad advice just going even this is where the
stop mission to the house. What's the equivalent of Atlantic? Is it not some, um,
you see, is that where it is? The pink house is the start mission up that hill?
If that is one of the big ones, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking about that. Yeah, it's specific.
Yeah. The back right tire. Apparently he's going to the airport. At this moment, we do want to
welcome in. It's just a bridge. It's just a bridge for when he kidnaps, um, KCBS,
Letting you know about this on-boat or whatever and he has to jump on top of the boat
Is it one of the first missions?
Um, no, that would be a sunset
For a good amount of time so far
Because, same yes
And we've seen them at points on the ten five interchange we believe at one moment
Hanging out on surface streets are quite a while and right now on the freeway
But it's important to note that police did successfully at least from our perspective
So how hard is it if they put a spike down there?
You put a gun ball with a tracker on it.
Why don't they just shoot the tires?
Get one, yeah.
Why don't you do the tires?
What would you ask that?
Perfect.
We hear you loud and clear.
Thank you for joining us tonight.
Yeah, you put an airtight with a gun.
We know about this pursuit suspect now headed down
the 710 South.
Can you tell us anything you're hearing from your sources?
We believe El Monte Police was the agency
that first pick this up. Yeah, I call it South Gate East. South East. Wouldn't it be cool if they
had some technology where you could interact the radio and you can hear them listening to it?
Yeah, you can do that. Really? Yes, you do this all the time. Chad, give it to me please. Yeah,
they definitely got that right rear fire spike. It's about like they use they rarely use it
that it is. Yo, I swear I'm not kidding. Chavals say captives, but ever since the react boom
of these chases, they've started using encrypted way more than back in the days, way more.
Come used to be 100% public, and now they're like 60%.
you won't let go let go boom
ohhhh
is this a live one?
top favorite bedroom
Dave of earlier where that
Spikeship was successfully
the early one
I've been talking about for a few minutes now
it's the fact that this being a larger vehicle
than we're typically used to covering in pursuits
I mean the danger's got to be heightened right
because it's hard enough to manage
and maneuver those u-haul trucks on a regular basis
it's hard to manage a maneuver
Yeah
Cool
It has an unpredictable center of gravity and can go
Any direction and also it can also be bad for the car doing it. I've never seen anybody
I
Because they don't the object inside it you can lose it into this there's some inside it because of how much it's bouncy
Yeah, you don't you don't know what a center gravity is
The bunkers back boys their businesses are usually closed
Yeah, I'm looking at shit
Yeah, the wheel is is bone
Oh wait the wheel is not
Sometimes they have like this fucking technology that spit some come back into the other holes
Yeah, it automatically it fills it up
Yes, yes
There's never one this it's a white liquid that guns it up at this point
I want to give people location because now we're off the freeway here. We're at Firestone in Garfield
Yeah.
Yeah.
Strang it off the couch.
They all are.
This suspect here is actually slip down.
This rock has made me want to, one, event a U-Haul, and two, get into a chase with it.
Like this is horrible for the youth, it makes me want to do it.
Can she be done for dangerous driving as she's following all of the wall sides?
Smoking still.
That's insane.
It's it.
Something it looks like they're possibly it's it. Yeah to fat smoking woman take a lighter to
Yes to something a few times. We don't know if it's a cigarette or
Yeah, that is a dude
I think it's a woman woman woman woman woman woman. Yeah
She has a receding
Public yeah
Also, I like how they completely modded the fucking spikes entirely
Like in Abiding by the traffic laws. Her maxilla is, yeah her maxilla's and her eyes are too far apart
I mock her. I mock her all day.
That's where we are right now in terms of just staying in their lanes not veering left and right away from other people
It's just it's hard to tell and pair the behavior of the people. Somebody just asked my mom
Before considering how seemingly erratic they look like and the smoking and everything else
What I mean and then here we go, and then this is what we're talking about getting that versus same woman as the video
I mean they did get a lot of matter of wait and see here in terms of
that
Spike strip and as we take a look at the video of that smoky the
Every time you come in kind of seems to be a pattern of
Is it really just waiting and see until that's higher. I just want to let everybody know
I will be streaming on kick later and I will be swearing on my kick stream. So make sure to check me out
I will be cussing
Don't curse
fast that they deliver fast or whatever it looked like some type of cigarette I
doubt there's anything inside this you all because I feel like if she was
breaking like that with a bunch of shit you would see it like she's very
unlikely that's same time it's very bouncing the back though so he said
from up on the air and just said okay guys go ahead and just uh let's go ahead and pull off this thing.
Well I mean if it's empty it's super light. I think it's running on empty food review.
What is that? What is all the food shift?
The installation thing that they try and it's worked in the past hopefully they've worked here.
Yeah especially considering that you have a tire that could start plating and get out.
You're very entertaining. I was concerned earlier Dave was.
Oh look at that speed bump. Speed bump where you're going at incredibly high speeds.
Oh, Gta!
Oh, never mind.
Yeah, no, yeah, no.
This is the most dangerous area.
It could be a kid playing.
Oh, there's something!
Oh, she went home.
She just went home.
She's like, okay, guys, I'm going to get to sleep now. Thank you.
I win.
Oh, she's out!
What?
What?
What?
going to go. New car, new car swap. She imagine she isn't a dirt bike? Sure. Here we go. Yeah,
we came before where they all go to where they have friends and they're family, but
the area's got to live up and definitely put another, but why would she stop? Why won't
she stop at the house though? If she, like why stop my house over? That's my house.
Let me go outside and I'll say hi. They got the bag. She's just going for a run.
any units in the vicinity
Oh, NPCs right? Hold on, have we got to avoid that?
And...
Oh, come on, tackle her!
Yo! Yo, yo!
If it's a guy who gets tackled to his ground
fucking full on, what is he the tackle man?
Yeah, his face would be smashed on the floor
using T-Bag.
It's a dirty stuff, it's still a dangerous person
Like, what the fuck?
Reversible roles.
So how long is she getting in prison?
with a bag too but they're gonna have a gun in there.
Just jail time or prison time.
In California it's actually, they gave the keys to the city.
Anything out of the family dispute,
you wanted to get away with it.
You get an interview with Gavin
and get the world about how mental illness was the problem
and how the post is actually the problem in this scenario
and how they need to fund the hue
and mental health crisis and prevention services.
and after a couple hours and she'll have another urology will be back watching the stream.
She's been doing this for three weeks straight, this is her 27th u-all.
Yeah, I've really seen Dave like that backpacking.
She's like, hey Dave, nice to see you again.
Yeah, I was at GTBKRPR too.
Yeah, I think it's GRPR.
That screen just locked in.
So yeah, it was a good game, it was a good decision by the assistant commander and it's just what we were hoping for.
I'm bad for no picks so we're going to have to go on the other one, Prodigy, but really, yeah, that was a wild ride.
Yeah, scary. I wish I knew that now.
That's scary there for a while, especially after one of those successful spike strips.
But they didn't need any more, as you mentioned, backing off and de-escalating the situation.
I mean I have to play. We could play anything you want. We could play anything you want. We could play anything you want. We could play anything you want.
I didn't have a chase. That was too fun.
I said sure.
That driver was in...
Oh no no, I meant we could break it.
We didn't say anything.
20 hours.
That was 6 QCL.
We tried to dark hour here.
Or...
Or dark hours.
Yeah, we tried.
Well, yeah, I mean, it's kind of cool.
I made this game.
Okay, guys. I'm in.
Oh wait, is this the same dev as the guy who makes, uh, tipsy military?
It's the same assets.
Eight pounds, are you serious? That's like a week's worth of kick-streaming.
It's also how much you gain today.
Oh, okay.
Yes, we already bought the game.
Friendly fire will not be tolerated in this call.
Sorry.
Good. One.
Holy AIR responds, weird one.
All right, who ya download this?
You wanna play it or you wanna do the other one? I don't care either.
Oh, okay.
Both of these.
I like both.
You like both of these?
Both of these nuts.
I actually like seeing together.
I think maybe last time we should have stopped better early.
You know what I'm saying?
No, you ate left.
Or just something we.
You did that.
that well sometimes I like to read the room if you guys aren't enjoying it I
don't mind switching over and being the one to thank thank the blame you I'm
saying true good guy X holy be our trained I mean yeah I'm just down to
play whatever I don't give a who I decide playing with y'all all right
same or we could open some cases too this case is on this game yo yo three
screens on the same screen all rolling boxes that be sick I mean I'm down yo
what if you organize the biggest box gauntlets in the history of live content
with 16 shimmers 16 screens all zoomed in more like all the reason then on the
actual thing seven with all the faces react seven seven and then and then we
I like the production. It's like guys gold on screen 12. Get ready. Please. It's a million and
Buy every rig at the same time
Do this the dad's that you say come on hold on that's 16 monitor like as soon as there's a there's a yellow on the screen
Blush and switch to it everybody reacts. Yeah, then it goes then it goes to the center middle with all the cams around it
Holy shit. You're talking about actual cases though, right now like this. Yes. Yeah
Are we doing dark hours first?
Oh yeah, we're just trying it.
Let's get it.
Okay.
How about this is good.
A little scary.
I think.
You might die here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
Death.
I don't know.
Death is round the corner.
Waiting for you.
Hide trap.
Death is round the corner.
Waiting for you.
Hide, Chachi-chan.
Chachi-chan, Drefby Assets set to 60.
Don't miss Bongi's cash on ease.
If you start Gamber cases right now, I will tell your mom, I have her on speed dialed.
Weirdo.
Why is it saying no microphone cloud?
Is it finding your microphone?
Wait, sending a lobby type as, um, asthma.
Asthma.
Asthma, I'm about you guys.
I don't know her, but can you check your settings and see if it detects your mic, because it's not affecting mine.
I copied the lobby ID sent down this corner.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna reset it.
Don't leak it always, I'm gonna get it off.
Actually?
Probably, yeah.
I'll do lots of other things along.
Can you play Long Drive again with Greek and Jesse Puis-Papa?
Okay, she plays on the heart automatically I don't ever see ever play normal yeah, never I
Can't saw the code
Just look into a game
Yeah, can you hear me game?
Yeah
In that nation as soon as we log into the game
just mute your thing. Don't fool me. Yeah. Hello. Yeah. Hello. Who's this? What the fuck?
Hold on. Oh, don't push me. Don't push me. Can you stop with it? Ow, ow, ow, ow, my
face. Ow, ow, stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm, I'm, I'm about to. I can still from
teammate
It's just footage from your teammates guys stop
I'm not gonna get up
Yeah, you know I'm I think I don't know Mike you're on the mic. That's like a controller
Is it this one oh my god, love now love now
What's going on guys
weird
weirdy, i think we are
yo, what's up youtube?
welcome to the next
uh, this is me, a great dude
i actually have to do it
alright, hit me now
i- i- i- i'm hitting anything
yep
i'm gonna, uh, hey
get the fuck over here
get off of him!
i'm gonna crush you
dude, fuck
bro, stop touching him
now
stop
ahhhh
get the truck
It's so fucking annoying!
I'm not sheltered for you, I'm not getting it.
Press E.
Do you hear me now?
Wait!
Yeah?
Yeah?
That's the item I bought in LA that didn't deliver, look!
It trainwrecks statue.
Yeah, am I muddied?
Attery, attery, set my dampens on my mic one sec.
Oh, it's because it's Easter Island. This is a bunch of Easter eggs. Am I muddied?
I mean, you're not muddied, but when you're annoying, you're going to face the wrath of
E. Press E.
Guys, we don't know what equipment we're getting in though.
Yo, yo.
Press E here. Press E.
Yo, yo, yo.
Ready up, ready up, ready up, ready up.
E, E, everybody press E now, everybody.
E, treasure hunts, I mean, yeah, because you know, because you know.
We need to get a golden statuette.
Us twist.
Um, hello?
Yeah.
I just, right now I'm in the back end generating this level, should be good, right, man?
The book book book.
The casino.
What do we need?
How do spaces get? Do we want to skip?
No, I want to stay with the lore.
U-Haul.
Guys, we were in the U-Haul.
We need to find the gold treasure.
Drop treasures in the team bag.
Team bag?
Wait, what's this?
I
Let's get out there guys get a look a little look lasers nice in the room to the left
Back here left has something we have to go to the Ford right
Yeah, open the door
I made it that's just generally just so fucking annoying like I like how can we give you one
feature you can use and you just use it in the worst possible way and only the only
that way how do we start it really I don't even know how to start it
Enter
Oh, I guess I'm loose. I have a fuse there
Let me open up your money bag, but it's in there a quick. No, you just tab it is a balloon
It's a lot of weight. What are you doing? You stole my shit
Um
Yo, are you good?
Can't hear you
Guys guys. Yeah, so he's one on
Yeah, I thought we were just no so he's actually going on hold on
great
What are we doing guys there's a monster nearby help me help me
All right, this is loud. This is loud. Hold on. This is loud at the same time. Just get me
Oh god
Oh
Alright, let's go through this next door. I know where we need to go after the store
I need a key. Where's the key? Where's the key?
I have the key. I have it. I have it.
Nice.
Guys, vent open over there. Vent open.
Wait, what went to the vent? No, no, no. Over here. My bird. There's nothing. There's lasers here.
Careful. There's a box holding us.
Holy aura.
Shuggle a little bit.
Go through, go through, go through.
Coming through.
Is it an object you can put in there?
Um...
Wait, I heard something!
Camera.
Maybe at this fire extinguisher?
No, don't do that.
I can't see!
Are you fucking...
Dude.
Alright, I'll get you out of there, hold on.
Guys, I heard that!
yo all right say smart smile cheese say cheese
yeah we're good some car batteries in here oh the lights we should be able to
use we need a phone I got it I got it I got it there you go through this oh
I saw him.
Wait, there was an actual monster, dude.
How do we kill it?
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Sorry.
Guys, I have an item for you.
Come here.
Take that.
Nice.
App's win.
It's here.
There's something, there's something.
I believe this slot machine room
hold on don't go yet hold on
watch my heart
there's lasers here thank you
oh
minus! something's gonna happen!
closed it
open lights open lights open lights
oh lose
expensive spirit
What? Monster!
Okay, maybe that...
Guys, guys, guys, hold on. Maybe that monster moves a look at him from the distance.
Oh, it'll disappear.
I have a trank gun, so if he shows up, I'll trank him.
If somebody dies, measure it's not me, because I have no defense.
What's this? I've got an egg guys, what does this do?
Guys, what's that? I opened the door just to check.
Max with, Max with, Max with, I just want.
What'd you win? Uh, nothing.
Do you have as many eggs as you can?
Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go. On my way on your six.
oh that's the exit oh hi roller hi roller lounge oh that's where we go it's
just a pool table I'll shoot him
I picked up all the filler balls help help guys he's not here anymore
This is going to look for a code.
What did you do? What did you do?
We need a code!
Help!
Okay, we're gonna...
I'm gonna dart.
Can we jump this?
I'm good.
Help! Help me!
I don't know. I don't know what you said. Maybe you had a respawn.
Respawn
Great Congresses, what about die Greek we're gonna die come I have deep in my pockets
I'm the closest to dying give me first
Three seconds
Guys, we need to find a place.
We're just fucking stuck in here, dude.
I'm turning, I'm turning. I'm turning into it.
Help, help, help!
I'm turning.
How do we stop this guy?
Can't answer right now
Yeah, that's gonna get out of the corner
I'm gonna drink a nice soda, I'm out of bullets run run run run
My backpack is- Oh! Max went in here, Jim! Can you grab this?
We need a- We need a- We need a- We need a toad!
He's coming! He's coming!
This looks like a code room. This is a code room for sure.
I have a hacking device.
He's covered, he's covered, he's covered, he's covered, he's covered.
Maybe in this?
I found a cloud of light.
Pick it up, pick it up, put the bag back in.
Here, here. I come out. How'd you pick it up?
It's here, come.
Yeah, put it down, get shit out of your inventory.
I've got to help them, sir.
What's up, guys?
Holy shit.
Nice, little thing.
Run, run, run, run.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Oh, my god.
Benender.
OK.
We're just going to jeep.
I'm going to shoot. Ready? Go right now!
Ready and go!
You blocked me.
You're not going to block me.
Help me, I'm going to die.
Is he going to die or not?
Okay, follow up.
Since 2021, where's Dundee?
Go!
I know what to do.
6 years. Welcome to the jungle.
Here we go.
Shock at mine.
Stab clear. Push to shock.
What the fuck are you so loud thank you
We got the live. Let's just leave. Let's leave.
No. Uh oh.
I am just going to have to go back to the car and I will go back to the car.
I am just going to have to go back to the car.
What are you doing?
How do we get out?
How do we get out?
and
So you have to get all the fuses and find a way out, that's how you win.
Um, you walked right past my dead body, by the way, as you were leaving.
Yeah, but I've been thinking things a long time, like I wouldn't have even made it.
So why do we suck, exactly?
I think we need to get a little bit better and I think that we get a bunch of tools and something can help us slow him down
But when I use the fire extinguisher, you got
I go
Continue where's we got someone contending someone
Someone
great
Hello
You know
Yo, can you read it up?
So what watch really up and I'll get it
I'm loading
I know.
30 thousand dollar PC.
You already have some PC.
I think I got bit by him and scratched, now I'm starting to...
turning. I think...
I don't know what's happening to me, my head kinda...
hurts.
Mmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got scratched, I got scratched.
Yo we can win this.
We can win that, right?
Yes
Yeah, we can win but all you get careful
I mean the pet plant a bomb. Let us do casino again
You didn't charge for our monthly furry femboy meeting
Okay, and if we should expect you at next month's meeting
Just gotta get hold on it
Okay, can you go on a Greek please
I did
I'm already very good my friend. I've been voted
I mean no, that's not sure what there's one of you in boats
Look, look that's me changing it look now other guy go to go to one. Okay, so Jesse
Jesse hello, I'm SWAT and then my shit sparked because I'm only my name shows on the bottom left for me with a check
Listen, you can hear me. Yeah, you're bugged out
You might be Shabagler, I'm gone.
Yeah, for real.
Oh, what a feels like, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I want my mommy, I want my
me
the love
my mama
skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip
no, we're missing you
that's weird
yeah, you're not like a real player
yes, I am
nope
I beg you to get ready
you jacks
like, just annoying
just annoying, just annoying today
wait, I killed you
Wait
We're the Apple
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I got a taser
I already have some loot that I keep I don't know
I have the key so that let's go
I'm annoyed it like I agree. Why is it so hard to just play a fucking game to be a dickhead fuck?
So god damn annoying. What's what's going into you?
Wrong key
Oh, so it's not my fault. Classic.
I'll make you heart shuffler
Let me taste you one more time cuz I hear it non-stop
We need a gold mine, you know.
Yeah, we need the fuses.
You got fuses, you got fuses, you got fuses.
You're forgiving me for taking the last 59 months.
The safe box.
It's the Pocos.
It's like a safe, safe box.
What's that way over there?
Salt paper.
I found a key.
Okay, that's good.
I already got welcomed to the jungle last year.
can you welcome to the job I'm excited so that's all of that's all of that
was that I don't know X take this key on the floor why why this key I don't
know if you're the key guy I didn't know what you're going in coming in going if
I have to I can taste him it's a mummy it's a mummy it's a mummy it's a
The emo Tepa!
Okay, Swag, Swag out, out.
Am I in the jungle yet?
He got the glove. He got the glove.
We gotta go fast. We gotta go fast.
I need to bait him out of here so I don't get the loop around.
Oh, God, God, God, God.
I don't know what this is for.
Come here guys.
I got this.
I got 2s.
Nice.
I got 2s.
I got 2s.
I got 2s.
I got 2s.
I got 2s.
Okay, we see one more, next room.
I should go depot some of the loot.
We need a key for this.
Next house.
Nope.
Wait, should we go look for a key?
Ah, we should go depot as well.
I have a lot of loot.
Okay.
Oh, I'm buying a soda.
I bought these sodas.
Yes, he's going.
Yes, he's going.
Where's the...
Where's home?
Where's the where's home?
Hold on.
Oh, we can break things with that.
What's up? What's up?
That's bad news. Bad news.
Hide.
I got it. I got it.
don't do that don't do that I'm under that move move oh shit move move
come on good job well played go says go come on
Yeah, you need a key nice. Oh
Safe Max I have to use it. Should we go on the back in? Yeah, I'm down
What about the hacking device though?
Can we have to go down there?
I
Have come where did we go? Where did we come from come on now?
What year what year get those get those lie you break this for me. It's not lying to fucking wolf
You break this open for me coming
So we looked at the door
I
Who is it?
Is there the line
Yeah, but we have the the line
We're rich we are rich we are rich all furries in check just leave
No way it doesn't have a fit
Yeah, I don't know is with a golden liner
He's in here, he's in here. I'm gonna slow him.
Get ready, move on.
Okay, and go.
Oh my god, he has a bulletins.
What the? Oh no, you're perked, you're perked.
Help me.
I
Did this is daddy's daddy
Okay, take my foot through your items over. Yeah, I don't think that's a statue. I have a hip-hop statue
Oh, no!
Don't let him!
Ain't I'm okay?
Come on, move, move, move!
Exit!
We're gonna exit you, we'll have the golden statue go.
Move, man!
Why are you blocking?
Fat some fat dude.
Team mate help me.
Team mate help me.
Helping.
Do the hatchet.
Scamming.
Right, down, right, down, up left.
Okay, right down.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Up, right.
Sorry.
Sorry I'm branded.
I'm branded, I'm branded, I'm branded.
We're here again. It's fine. Waiting for you.
Let's do it again.
There we go.
Right up!
Left right!
Right down!
Nice.
Back swing!
Here we go. Hip hop.
That was shit
Watch out, red ball
It's watching the other side, we have to go this way
What are you doing, what are you doing, you're soloing
What are you doing?
What the fuck is he doing?
Getting you
Almost a great first learn better. Let's move for the fusion heard that
I got the fuse, let's go to the fuse See you right?
Yeah, right here You go there, boom
No what?
With the key?
You have a key I think No, I don't use all the keys
Okay, we have to probably get them now To go to the vault now
Should we vault all our shit well we should fall on our shit. We should put some in the bag here
I'm doing too much stuff. I have like $12,000 on me. That's not bad at all
What
Sweet sweet
I don't think we should get trapped in a room here.
Yeah I think we should circle around them.
Do we def have grape, or do we just steal his loot and buy his corpse?
Oh, let's def have them, let's def have them.
He's gonna be, uh, a good bait.
High behind walls, you got it.
What? I'm dead.
I'm here, I'm here.
Yeah, help me, please.
It's getting dark, it's getting dark.
10 seconds, it's getting dark, no, please.
Eight, I can see the light.
I'm going towards the light, I'm going towards the light.
Baaah!
Oh, wow.
I
Stole
Please
Oh
Punch him punch him punch him
Are you fucking serious?
No, I think I think I think I think you don't close do on it. Okay. I think it may be that that sort of play we could do I
I was trying to make a play. I was trying to get your d-fib and res you
So what was really doing I
Think he was creeping
Everybody up
It's getting we have to wait every set my game yeah, yeah, yeah, like a lovely
Okay
Okay, so X what I'm gonna need you to do is not be the slowest one in the group
So how about you don't bring your group? How about that? I literally let you guys pass
I let you guys pass the deliverance. I wouldn't block you and then you close the door
So it's my fault. I gotta do block everybody. I really let you guys pass through
Okay
We did pretty well though. I think each monster has a weakness so we need to find a weapon to weaken it
I kinda like the looting and the inventory in this game.
Everything else is beauty garbage though.
Yeah, I mean, it's an asset flip, so I'll sign it.
Did you actually get it?
I did.
On the top left you can see if you're ready just click it once I mean these you have to just click it. Oh, man
And everything I do is a fucking big absolute. I mean it just fucking play the goddamn your middle little bit of
It's a bare map
Who's not holding
Was that holding an infinite loading screen?
I'm just sick of my stomach this game sucks.
I'm voting this up.
Why are you- you're- it kicks you out.
Are you- are you in?
Is it?
I think it's crashed.
Oh, uh, the Biky Liz live, I've gotta figure out how to play it, I've gotta go.
I don't know
Skip, skip, skip
You gotta hear me
I was able to skip, I think I'm fixed
One of these things can help us
What's this?
Yeah, just pick it up
Alright, no more grits, don't freak, let's try to win
some loot here some loot here oh I think we need to separate guys it we need a
key I had the vase that we can swap we will swap the vase with a real one oh
Oh
Can you get the key in there now?
Can you click through the button to be button button up
I had turned I had turned my AC on or something Brahms what
Yeah, but I need my answer open your
Here
There's a laser!
She where?
What if one of these books can open something special?
I switched it on
No
Wait, there's just close
Holy Chad I cannot
We need to have all the fuse for this.
I got this.
Very easily I'm not even talking about making noise with this.
It's just so easy.
What if we use that though?
Uh, what is this?
XQC.
Wait, X, take this hacking device and hack for your back.
C shell.
I would have one.
Ready? I'm hacking it, ready?
Yeah, yeah, the code is down up left right down down. Yo, you're the goat
Max when I
Have an old radio worth nothing. Let's go put it back into the vault
Diamond that's massive. Let's go back and put it. I
Heard something. I I saw some dust
I
See she'll go for 950. No, that's huge. Look on where we got
Am I done
Okay, let's go then.
Well done.
Thank you.
I did that.
First aid here.
Let's go then.
Uh oh, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Oh, it's a double piece of code.
PVC pipes, PVC pipes.
Ah hey, he's classic.
Maybe we can make a PVC like piping tube.
No, it's not. It's got like I have two pieces of the code now.
It's just by clinic.
Well, that's good. We need one more of them.
Well, I think we can just guess the last part.
Oh, that's a perfect stack. You just made. Look.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Beautiful.
I hear like a race or a ghost. Yes, yeah, someone's singing
Bro, we are rich if we make it out alive we are rich guys we are you want to sell you want a soda precious stone
Soda pop in here. All right, let me get a soda
Oh!
It tastes like um, like fresca. You like fresca?
Yeah, it's very fresh and delicious. It's like um, it's bright, but with a little bit more um...
Like bitterness and dog shit.
Like a grapefruit sort of kind of to it.
Oh! A coffee.
Oh, you need the coffee cup.
I got a key, I got a key.
I refuse to leave the shurim without fusing it.
Finally, four years as a juicer, very pop.
Nice.
Number two.
Oh, what was that?
Oh
Like what he is like looking so much like you just look and stay like a bitch asset
You do it too, but I don't fucking complain. That's not true. I get
Almost a 30 fucking year old man. I don't care
No dream
Want to be helpful for me or not
Let's move up move up I said back you back, please
Okay, she's out of here. This looks kind of spooky though. I'm not gonna cap. Yeah, it's not great. It's not great
This is a loot room dude.
Don't check the lasers.
Don't check the lasers.
I see the lasers though.
I see the lasers.
Go around, go around, go around.
Go around for-
You can probably crouch on them though.
You have to crouch this one.
I'm crouching.
Okay.
Come in.
Find the blue vase.
Uh-oh.
Oh, she turned me in the stone. I look I'm depot. Let's get depot. Let's get depot
I don't think that's all it's supposed to do
My bad, she just was looking nice my fault
I have the code. I have two of the codes, but I'm pretty sure.
Where's the blue vase? Okay, what about the blue vase though?
Not in here. How do you know?
cause I don't see it
oh there's something in her hand though, something valuable
they have to get in this cage
a key, she's a key
I don't know, did he?
I don't have the code.
Oh my god.
All the time, Stetcher's massive.
Move it.
Oh, and he's gone.
You gotta take a shit?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm taking one first right here.
Done. Speedrun. Time that.
Oh, massive.
Thank you.
Did it hurt though?
a little bit but I you know it's love for the game
just gotta get it done so how do we get the spot to put the uh
it looks like it would be that room
it really does but with the new fuse though we should use the next one
oh and it opened the Volta oh that's where it has to open maintenance room
I don't know all of them equals the vault
Oh, I remember the vault. It's in that one room with the metal
Where I think it's this way this way sure
It was definitely down there though, I remember it was before this okay with the final without says though
Let's go down.
Maybe I can beat.
Yo, you good?
No.
Don't shoot at me.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, are you real quick?
Hold on a second.
We need to de-pop because we're loud.
It says you, but I think it's me.
Oh.
What we need to go put shoes back into maintenance
Passcode maintenance we need no we need a vault for this room passcode. What is it? What is it passcode?
Hey, I don't have the first two numbers. However, the second two numbers is 38 and then the last one is 63
So you have to guess the first two
I'm gonna look in the cameras come here I'm gonna have to stay up right up right right up
I'll tell you the directions for this one up up down up left down
good shit pick it up I'm full I'm full I'm full
I'm a kettle if I do the where is the stuff though we need the stuff though
maybe a magnet dude here you could use this if she uses the ability it reflects
it wow
Wow
Okay, we have to find out what we're now no no no not yet the ball ball ball
But it is down here. I think it's over here. Yep
Is it okay right here right here? Oh
I don't feel too good.
Do we ever unfreeze?
I'm defrizing, I'm defrizing, I'm defrizing, I'm defrizing!
Help me, I can't feel my body from the neck down.
You're gonna have to pick me up and put me in the pants.
Tell my family I love them.
Okay, I'm better. How? Thank you.
It's okay. I put a shield up. So maybe when she comes they'll reflect it. Look!
This is this is Ben Uteca.
I can barely hear you. There is ice on my ears.
I do not feel good right now.
Great!
I got chuckled.
I'm good.
Yeah.
Where's the button?
Press the button so we can...
I'll start breathing again.
I have a hack there.
Hack this up.
Waiting for a teammate here.
Okay, tell me.
Left, up.
Right, right.
Left, right, down.
God, God, God, God.
The base should be in here.
These things don't open.
Sesame.
It worked.
It worked.
It worked.
What? It worked!
The face!
Is it? Is it?
Move, move, move, move.
I have it. I have it. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Guys, we have it all. We are loaded up.
I agree.
Let's go home.
She's the right
Throw out the dog shit
We guys these Easter eggs open for loot. I just noticed keep those in your pockets
She's coming mirror mirror
You need to resin your pockets
keep your best in your pockets and we just go keep the loot that you in your
pockets and we just go crack as many eggs as you can earn Easter tickets or
crack them open to surprise loot stash them in the team bag or share I don't
shit he's gone
all right well we have to go the exit
yeah we need a key for that oh mirror mirror
hey bro
uh wait what
I'm on it on team
I am sorry goodbye
no no not me
that's so stupid it yeah why did you why did it break in your hands we failed
probably one minute so it says that we lost
I am over this again
does it actually matter that we lost?
yeah it did
does it matter that we lost and didn't we get all the loot in the thing anyways?
oh I think I actually got a big bandit
Yeah, it's up. Yeah. Yeah. That's fun. Yeah, it's fun. Why didn't it work? Why didn't it
work? Yeah, I don't know. I think that that it's gonna weird. Uh, the concept is a good
idea and the execution is complete garbage. And I think it's like, bad. The bosses feel
kind of like weird like that that's the weird mechanic is yes they have a better
so how do they get how do they get the very positive reviews I should it's
actually hard to get a review like that but a paid game okay let's play the
um let's play the other game now chain together together yep I think
again I never do no lava I think we should we should know that I would say
again to me boy I'm pretty sure that game
smelted my GPU because my room is so
hot yeah I should be too but then we
need to well I think we should play
that game sometimes because I spent
eight dollars on it so I decided it's
up
make your bad review before you do
that I didn't have the L good job
I'm in the lobby.
Okay, I'm pissing. Give me a second.
I'm joining.
I'm the old man today.
today
no
my computer
oh my god bro my computer has been changed to a shell's location
molten lava rock
oh is it molten lava rock
yes that game just fried my shit up good i could put an egg on top of this bitch
i think the hot stuck on our our craft luky
who is who is our second
we
our our craft
how are we our second
we are the
I don't know. She feels like it.
No, we're not.
You just have to, like, you have to inch game.
You gotta actually play the game and you gotta make gear.
Also, um, also, apparently, they adapt to our attacks.
I can't believe you have to join.
How do you remove the the the editor chat the attacks?
Jump when right laser comes to you trust me
It's two jumps only when the laser comes you jump. I've also been told like a million times
So we're not even supposed to be doing what we're doing at all
What do you mean why not?
We're just not even it's our gear is so shit
So they're just gonna waste
Is this lava by the way?
Ohhhh I don't remember
can keep up with
yeah I golfed by the way in a six hours
all right well good luck six or seven hours
I understand I only have six hours to play games
all right well I think X is bad time because it's like two hours
all right
it's kidding
so I had to look at chat I got asked suddenly
Also people kept writing like are you gonna beat X I'm gonna be X there's no beating we're not first
What up? I want
I mean you're gonna lose
But but that's fine
The whole point is you're gonna you're gonna play real gold
You're gonna count as many strokes as you can, we're gonna get a hundred inches down.
That way, you have a number of ten souls.
I mean, that's a little point of course.
Assuming I don't learn sports faster than any other human,
and I'm not gonna be able to superflinch all the buttons with my first try.
I'm going to move.
You can't go out there.
You can't do good.
It's just, it just starts playing.
Alright, just turn me up, you might just slide again.
You would impress.
You would impress the fuck out of me.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
I don't know what you're doing up on it.
I'm just shooting on discord.
Like, I want you to do good.
You do good.
I'd do it if I was to shoot at him.
Yeah, I'm a built for dolphins.
Exactly.
I'm just gonna skip in three. Sorry. I'm waiting. It's you actually gotta do it. No, I can't.
He's shaped you. He's shaped you. No, he's shaped you both of us. Yeah, but I'm in the
metal so it's about
we're on a closed loop like anybody's thinking anybody
just made the game super easy you know close in is harder what
Oh, go.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Go.
Next one.
Oh yeah.
Hold on.
Well done.
You flung them back.
Really?
That hasn't been something today.
I don't, we're not linguistic.
We're not linguistic.
I don't we're not looking for staggers enough. I should look at it. I don't want to say oh
Stop go for a second
Oh
Wait, why the shame like golden lens out when it's through you come rich
I have a feeling we're gonna beat this now
Yes, I mean we've mastered the game now also known as these
CSPanadumps, is a thought experiment that raises the question of whether an object that has had all of its components replaced remains fundamentally the same.
Like we're literally in sync like a staggered there, we both waited, zero comms, and that was just perfect, it's over.
Sky!
Fall.
Rain.
Drop!
Water.
toxic.
We're dead.
chemical
Molten
Volcano
I don't even know what you said that's not fair Volcano
I've heard there are two of them anyways.
No, no, no, no, no!
We're gonna count! We're gonna count!
Okay.
Nome.
Small.
Ant.
Column.
Ease.
Wax.
Honey.
Comb.
Hair.
Photo.
Danes.
Body.
point of the game it's a day you have to do that I know it was a good for what is it
he works it's exactly what it is
so
it's a bit
okay go again
all right greek axe jesse greek axe jesse
all right car real
boat anchor sir
It's me next. Water. Glass. Sand. Castle. What? A beach. It's me. Beach. Castle. Stones.
Pebbles. Rock. Lava. Hot. Volcano. Mountain. High.
round I lose you won't do it okay chain metal let me give me a chance to come back up to
ggx wins
ggx wins
alright ready
so the x greet jessie
ready? tennis
You're out
We saw there's a little thing it's time to win up on another one you order. I really fine
Okay, then it's me. It's you then me. Okay, really? I saw a horse
Gigantic penis on shaft
Yeah, we need to lock him. Let's just lock him this way.
Yeah, yeah, we need to lock him. Honestly, I was really off-put by the fact that I said
the horse, the first thing he thinks about is gigantic, and then he's thinking about
cock. Like, there has to be other things than a fucking gigantic cock. There has
to be something else. I'm just going to be real, it's horses' fault.
Is there any- The world wouldn't be like this if it wasn't for horses.
Like is there anything else?
I'm the car guy right now. Let's do what I gotta do
Easy
Next.
Cube.
That's great.
No, it's not, it's not sure, it's one order, one order.
Yeah, it's Axe Creek Jesse, Axe Creek Jesse.
No, that's not what you normally do in the one-changer order today.
Yeah, I know that's changed, but it's fine.
Alright, is that Cube?
Oh, I thought it was.
Math.
square triangle dictionary that's so generic that's so generic doesn't matter
it works oh so triangles triangles not a word in dictionary got it okay then you
give you this every time it's a dictionary for every you can't you
could just say it once that's a rule yeah but it's not in the lexical plane
All right, you know what? It's not in the lexical field, but I'm sure if you look at the lexical field, but you look at it at close relations. It's not close in religion.
It's a lexical field game, man.
Yeah, like in terms of, like, you know, sort of, like, saying it's not going to be the shape, like a square is the dictionary, I'm sure.
Oh, so square was the one.
Yeah, because a dictionary is square. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's close. Like, I think it's...
No, no, no. Just reset, reset, but you just need another role now.
Oh.
Ex-chill.
I know.
Wait, no vault at all?
Good job.
No
Zero vaulting just mad that I came up with a dictionary grow and it is pissed out every no no no
Always man, you just want to get every word nobody's mad nobody's mad. No, it's not your man. You lost
Dictionary's relative to every word. That's just how it works. It's just an item in the world
Just get mad. I'm not saying what?
If you said skibbity toilet, I can't say Dictionary toilet, I said skibbity toilet, that's not in the dictionary, that's not even allowed, it's a one word game.
It's a one word game, it's a one word game, it's a one word game.
The fact that you're fucking fat cell, it's a fucking one word game.
It's a fucking runward game
Yeah, because you're as dumb as each other you're young you're dumb and that's okay
I'm gonna say word under the sentence
I'm gonna say text. I'm gonna say okay because that's in the book. Okay. I'm gonna say lexicon. I'm gonna say page
Sure, it's lame. It's lame. It's boring. It doesn't work
Any lexical feel that in close to it
not the fact that we're talking about an immediate link to the lexical field but how
how does that
hey you're ruining the game you're ruining the game that was a little nerdy what you said
page is not relevant not you can't take page and it'd be a word
oh yeah because it is you can't you can't you have words on pages no because
yeah you can't you have words on pages dictionary hat no because dictionary has the
word on the page doesn't have the word on it
What that is so what what nice I love that's not true. It's just an absent you
It depends what page you basically
try
You won't even have to what anyway, okay yelling equals winning have the argument got it
We're gonna do pull out the crying strap next
It's not even new games
game. We need a new game.
No, I made up the game, by the way.
Dictionary has the word on it 100%.
A page doesn't have the word.
What page?
I understand what you're saying.
No.
It isn't good.
What page?
Name a page that has the word triangle on it 100%.
What?
Name a page that has the word triangle on it 100%.
A max page book?
Look what?
It's a diagram theorem.
Oh, skip.
Yeah, it looks like it.
How am I safe?
Go.
Wait, we just made a skip, bro.
Stop it in here, stop it in here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go.
OK, it's OK.
Stop it.
Go.
I like the game.
Okay, but dictionary works.
Go!
Okay, okay, he's ready to do it.
I'm making a new rule for the sake of the group.
I'm banning that strategy today.
Play it with your friends tomorrow, or with that shit.
Today, we're not putting that shit.
I have a better rule than that.
If two people, since we're playing with three, if the majority of people stay it doesn't work, it just doesn't work.
So, holy fuck.
Uh...
Okay, I see how it is.
That's just not fair, because I'm smarter than both of you,
and any dumb thing that works, you're both gonna agree with each other.
all right okay sword metal blade sharp razor air molecule small ant atom red
You're not given.
Chemical.
Poisonous.
Snake.
Teeth.
Bollin' in the mouth.
Nose make mouth.
Jaw.
Tongue.
Dentistry.
Breath.
Stinky.
Foul.
Odor.
the other
smelling good
nice guy
nah yeah
that's too worse
I want to test that
you baited me
yeah I baited you
thanks
thanks for the dope
okay me too
uh pyramid
Egypt
Pharaoh
King
Queen
Castle.
Ruler.
Rule.
Inch.
Mile.
Kilometer.
Distance.
Foot.
Long.
Enos.
Gigantic.
Horse.
Cock.
I
Fuck I lost fuck yeah, I guess I can be I think it bait
Go
Holy skip
I feel like you called me up there. I what did you say? I thought yeah, yeah, I think it was here
Okay, what it was what did I say? I think it was a hair molecules like that. I don't know what it was
Oh, yeah, you said sharp and then I said hair. No, I said raise it. I said raise it. It was fine. Oh
I said rule I said rule and you thought you thought it was ruler ruler. Yeah, yeah, you're but hey, that's the rule
Yeah, follow it go
I don't know, full lock in, full lock in, full lock in, let me get the bus as far as I can.
I remember to jump there because...
There was ever like an apocalypse and like we couldn't play video games anymore.
That game I think we'd suffice.
Why?
Okay, but I don't like it.
I made up the game yesterday and then X is making rules out of the game.
You didn't make the game, man. You...
Yes, I did.
No.
No.
Go
No one even touched it. No, it's because
Like I didn't I didn't give a long buffer for that to go to like a long ass buffer
Okay, New Game.
What's another game that exists?
I don't know, I don't know.
How about, how about, how about, how about you started with a country and somebody has
10 seconds, which is not the name, to find a country that is linked to it.
Like out on one of its borders.
Oh, I'm terrible at this.
Yeah.
What about spelling D?
Um, sure, but no crazy shit I've been in.
What's imposter?
I don't know man, it's just that.
Learning is actually fun though, sometimes.
Learning countries and where they're next to each other in the capitals.
It's pretty fun.
What is this? Is it a category?
One doesn't.
Oh, so, is it like, say the word is Mario?
What's the capital?
Luigi Peach, and then like the third guy doesn't know the word, but yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna say a random fact and you guys are gonna have to get it. Okay, you guys and I'll be the pressure guy
What's the capital of England?
London Britain
No, Britain's of the capital is London. Hey, all right
Hey, what's the capital of France?
Paris France Paris fuck
What's the capital of the United States?
Washington DC no way you fucking beat me with that
What is what is yogurt made out of?
Chill chill chill
What is what makes bread rise
Yo, yo, if you if you say a word you commit it you can't just spam the comms. It's annoying fuck. It's distracting. It's misleading
It's fucking cancer
That's what my freaking brain does yeah, well, that's not what the game is all right all right fine new rule
What what type of energy source do plants need
Actually, it's not it's a just sign it. It's a just sign it both both
It's a process, yeah, it's a sun.
You know what? It's actually more minor than his, but now that I think about it, go.
Okay.
Right side, right side.
Can...
Can gal... Can galvanize...
Can galvanize steel rust?
No.
Yes.
Yeah, I can.
Oh, I guess.
Okay.
Uh, okay.
Go.
What is the month next stop to September? What's the what's the next?
Yeah, you can say it so what you do there, right?
You you kind of wiggle a little bit backwards, right?
And if you follow you vaults right and once you find the point where you don't fuck it anymore
You like you like you don't start falling then you change up it. It's I think it's a moving no no no
I saw I said we made a long time ago. I had here. I we were moving at all
What's imposter know that isn't a poster I think this is the way it works out say
You know the word they tell the crew mates to say this to your mates one posture
You would tell the crewmates the word is Mario.
And so, they're like, alright, start the game.
And so the imposter doesn't know the word.
So say he goes first and he doesn't know it's Mario and he's like, to be...
Do we need more people?
And then the next person you get, they're like...
Are two men among us?
What?
Yes, it's not enough.
You need like four people.
Okay.
What... what category is a spider in?
Arachnid.
Arachnid.
Arachnid.
What category is a fish in?
I think it's correct. What category is a turtle in?
Manles? No, I
have a shell right? I'm not quite sure about that one.
There is an amphibian, no?
An amphibian is like a frog.
A reptile.
How often...
often they can do that when i was going to see how for the full moon bit changes
every month
it
what is water made out of
each year i had to return
this week
was it sure
i'd like to do it
to hide your jins and one oxygen
next question
Um, how do you measure water?
Well, it is volume.
And it is right.
I mean, I mean, it is volume.
I think they're both answers, but I still got it wrong.
It is.
Me.
OK, these questions are so shit that I can't get everyone wrong.
The issue is the host doesn't even know the answer.
So that is true, true, true.
Oh, OK.
No, what colors what colors do you need to combine to make orange ready on red and white?
It's not red and white
I think that the sex right I think he's right. Yo, yo, you're breaking. Yeah. Are you done? What the fuck are you doing?
I was checking my staggering on purpose like what the fuck did my girlfriend came in the room chill
Hi, yo, can we log in till we get past the wizard park?
Like this is generally upsetting.
Like look at the A's play lenses.
You know what?
Not you guys.
I'm not gonna actually.
It's just Greek.
Ah, classic.
Let everybody in the chat put a classic.
It's my photo again.
No.
No.
Don't need to lie then.
If they hope me to lie.
Oh pause pause on what do you think?
No, I mean you guys can't you turn it to the main actor of the Titanic
What
Who was who was the main actor of the legend
No, it was will Smith what's that right? No, it's I'm not gender. It's I'm not gender
I am legend. Oh, my bad. Okay. Okay. Who was the main actor in saving private Ryan?
Tom Hicks. Yeah. Who was the main actor of saving Ryan's privates?
Tom Hicks. No, saving Ryan's privates. That's a gay porn.
Okay. Next one. All right. Three, two, one.
This guy is not even his own timer and he's the one who's from EU on the delay.
I'm gonna host here, I'm gonna host here, get ready.
What's the Pythagorean theorem?
It's a triangle how to find the area of a triangle.
A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
It is the one side of a triangle.
No, you're not a good host because you're just doing questions that are really hard to only use.
I don't like that. He's
doing complex questions instead of general questions that give both people a chance is a bad
I
Yeah, you have to buzz it you have to buzz it you have to buzz it
Oh, it's a fun to have partners this one it is
You'll imagine your your your your your
Pactar gum terium and your your your lab and you're the one who figures out that that equation like holding
What is a group of lions called?
A packer.
A pride.
Oh well done.
Um, okay.
What is a pack of fish called?
A school.
A school fish.
A school.
Thanks, you're so smart.
I think you might be smarter than Jesse.
Thank you.
What is a pack of bees called?
called swarm swarm where did bees live nest hive nest okay what is a pack of
birds called flock flock yeah we're lucky you guys you guys can do this you
guys cannot focus on the game a lot but it's you can do it like I'm looking
It's a greeks gameplay and it's it's jailed it's degrading it come down
Like I'm not gonna play he's like wait he's like really easy
Wait wait out of the chain on the side of the game over again
I became a master
What is a pack of horses for?
Another horn
I don't know.
I actually don't know that one.
Where's the pack of horses going when they're all together?
No.
Why are you lying behind?
You're so fucking annoying.
Your voice is annoying.
Your face is annoying.
Every day you lie behind.
You're like the observer.
You're going to crack our gameplay.
You have to go at the same time as us, man.
Next time.
Get ready.
Again.
Go.
You see you're lying again.
What is a male horse called?
male.
That's a female horse, but nice, stallion.
main, main, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, no more talking.
Three two one go two one go two one go stop
Get back in run okay
You make it out comes up. Okay, so remember we have to jump we don't we don't care
We're not doing that right now. We're just going to the rest of the first step
Okay, three two one go
Oh my god, yeah, I tried it. I tried to save it. It's hard to save it
No, no, no somebody to jump lady if I could everybody I mean it's just lame. It's just lame. It's so boring
I'm gonna get stuck in the game like this, let me...
I'm trying to save it when you're... us?
Really?
Like, it's still talking and joying, like, it's just lame.
Like, if we all just, like, stop this and do some other shit, I'll just...
You clearly cannot do anything at that once, you're not good enough, you're shit.
You're both fucking shit!
I'm not shit.
Okay, bring this shit, I said it.
Thank you
Classic
Also, I think it makes the count and even the count why explain that just eat explain that
He was taking too long
Thank you, so we took accountability why we actually lost
All right, so no more games now. We just sit here and fucking silence here great
massive
as the vibe guy I'm just gonna let you know what is the thing on top of the
lion's head I mean I mean what is the capital of Mongolia
Um
It was ulan bator
That's that's messed up because you're half mongolian you know that that's why you do fruit singing
It's uh, it's uh, it's uh, it's not water's uh, it's a plant
It's a little place
How do you know how do you know?
Name one poisonous plant
I poison it
It's actually poisonous there. Yeah, it is. Oh
You saw me
It's an irritant
Name one psilocybin psilocybin mushroom
I'm gonna start working straight from one of us.
Go!
You're bringing the flint wall on there.
What do scientists use to heat up chemicals?
A heater.
Okay
Look it's a bun center
Look it's a bun center
It's like the thing where you put the like the flask and then it has the heat on the bottom
Oh like an Erlen mayor flask or round bottom flask
or a volumetric a flask
how many chromosomes are in the human body 21 32 well you have 32 sorry oh
Oh, 21 is there, the one next to me.
No, no, it's 20.
How many inches is XQC's nose?
Yeah.
Am I wrong?
Eight inches.
I thought you were getting an extra, you have a 21, go.
If you have an extra chromosome does not make you like how many inches you go more than the rest
If that's not how that works, then I don't think more is more in that case
Wait, didn't you explain to me X?
Maybe you said it you said it's because if you have too many chromosomes and like
More of the like them it goes into more columns like say
I
Liquid hot or cold
Flask
You said fridge since when does a fridge keep a liquid hot or cold?
Yeah, I mean to
And he said heat you said keep it. Why would he keep it nice?
Stop X that was you that I said it ten times
What about the plane is game if we're just another we're gonna play the game you're clearly not playing the game
You're clearly not playing the game. It's no there's no point for this like it's a real that was you
I'm really trying my fucking ass off. Well, that was me. What what can I believe in it at what?
I'm down to blame you. Show me the footage. What the fuck? What am I value?
Yeah. Yeah, clip it.
What is audio measured by? Pessibles.
Oh my god, Jesse. It's not audio. It's not audio. It's not audio. It's just sound.
No, no, Shannon the pull for the gravity gravitational pull from the moon brings motion in and out
So why doesn't it ever stop there?
Because the moon doesn't stop it's constantly rotating wrong
Okay, so the answer then
Wrong yeah wrong it's wrong
And why?
It's just wrong.
Oh, okay.
I am so happy to know that this is wrong.
Because it's the X-Men.
The tides are the moon, but the water and the waves is the wind.
What's the main food source of an Inuance Dye in the winter?
Hibernation.
No, the main food source of an Inuance Dye in the winter.
Oh, that would be, that would be, um, fuck.
I don't even know what it's a very fatty, like a seal.
But I think I feel boom, we got a really seal.
And now we'll now we'll seal seals.
Yes. Yeah. There's something very fatty. Yeah.
All whales, but originally it was just seals
because they didn't have the technology back then.
So just be seal hunting.
How do they hunt?
Henry, the chair, I just know it because I, I, I,
Well, we study indigents.
Yes, correct. Spears and a feather.
And where did the innuents find the seals?
I mean, how did they find them?
How did they find them?
Eyeballs.
No, there would be blow holes.
There'll be air holes that the seals use to come up to breathe.
And they create air holes.
Eyeballs works here.
If dictionary works, eyeballs works.
I said it.
No.
Now, if dictionary works, eyeballs work.
I fucking said it.
go that's the replay the game though new rules what what is it what is the
diet of a swallow go oh it's worms no no it's bugs maybe just like flies a bug
is a warmer they they do no it is not a warm as a bug yes they don't they don't
they don't it's um and swallows don't eat bugs they don't go on the ground to
To eat they only catch things in the air like bugs and stuff. No
So a warm as a bug no, no, no
Yes, no, I think it's actually different it's not about it's a little it's a little it's like a centipede type thing
Oh, it's one of those
What's the word for them?
It's uh, it's an inverted Brady. Yes, I'm about there
Dude, if you keep struggling
Why would you do that?
The game is just I'm fun to play together. You're just throwing the game. I mean I said I mean I was pulling him up
I was I was holding me so what you do you move your mouse around right you move your mouse around it
you see the name right you hold and you hold it you stop doing whatever you're doing
it wasn't like that last time though right it was only one person
hey guys i i think this is just lame it like if i'm not trying to argue there's no point
I
Actually didn't actually didn't what is Bruno Mars's top hit song
Up top fall of fun
Hey, I actually didn't know the thing what's the what's what's the name of the book that carries information
Visionary dictionary I win I win I win psychopedia. I was not dictionary. Well, you could yeah, it could be just as it holds the mission
What how good canary in a dictionary, okay, this you should both get this one how how how do you how did we originally connect to the internet?
With a router
We're dying up, we're dying up, yeah.
I actually don't know, what's the origin, wait, stop pulling me.
What's the original original way?
It's dying up, we're dying up.
For sure.
Yeah, but what was it before though?
Probably like a wired internet.
Pull in before, I better just let's see how they use it.
What are the two factions in Mortal Warcraft?
Ordinalites.
I
Name one of the first gems that you can get in World Warcraft
Topaz Malachi
Lions I
Oh, you're still going I
Win it. I mean, I still said to pass. I'll take Tigers. I'm sorry. Fuck fuck
Is it tiger's eye or lion's eye? Tiger's eye.
I think it's tiger's eye, and Malakai can't see anyone, right? Malakai's the green one.
Alright, what is the ruby spindle from?
What?
Right, right, right, right? Is that a real gem?
I don't know what you said.
I didn't even hear like what you said at all yeah it's from Max, it's from Michael Litch
King, it's all good, it's all good, it's the uh it's the uh it's the Drake uh of uh Litch
King I sense it though yeah name five gambling providers are pragmatic playing
go no limit city hacks off paper clip massive all that one currency to British
use British balance I think it's sterling great Britain pound to be
I think it's what I mean you think you lived in like when you had this morning to get some ready. Oh, I have a few sterling for you
Hey, what currency do Vietnamese use they use the
The Vietnamese one you have between it you have between your dog. There's a dog
What currency do France use the Frank no no these are your own you're open what
currency do what last currency to the Greeks use no the crown track ma what
The currency did the French last use.
Franks!
Pebbles.
What currency do the US use?
Dollar!
American dollar.
The US currency.
What currency do Canadians currently use?
Canadian dollar.
Canadian dollar.
What currency do Thailand use?
Thailand dollar.
No, there is the...
you know that's
but i i'm sure it's really just as we didn't get it
i've been watching traveling you videos i know that shit
what country has the most missionless service
uh... france
i think i don't know
as of this year
it'll be
not it'll be
really
No, no, no, I'm pretty sure it's as of this year. I think it's Japan
What it's
Really we played says it is that it was Japan so fuck them. What currency to Japan
They use again
Correct
What currency does China use one the one?
No
How do you say hello in Chinese?
Ni hao.
Ni hao.
Sank.
Sank.
Oh God.
How do you say hello in French?
Bonjour.
Paris de Francais.
Yo.
How do you say hello in Greek?
Yo.
Rrrr.
There you go.
Yasu.
Yo.
How do you say hello in Japanese?
Again!
Again!
Again!
Again!
Again!
No stop go go
Stop moving something something something everything now look at one and pull
Holy clout something something
Okay, you're fine only clutch you keep pushing me off. We're pushing each other off. No, we're not
I'm in Infinite, in Jutsu.
Okay.
Just pull me up.
How?
Just give me Wiggle Room when I come up.
When you-
When I come up, you gotta give me Wiggle Room.
Pull me up.
And then move as soon as I come up.
Exits.
Why does it clip when you climb? This is such a bad thing to do.
Fuck!
David!
David, jump!
What are you doing?
Go now!
I'm like infinite in the chain is stuck under
Did you actually have to go back you have to go back around it?
Okay, I need to jump down
Nice and it makes me room now
Nice
okay I got it I got it I got it I got it oh my god oh my god okay don't give up
eggs I mean it's just I mean I have to do like the way you guys rush this play
this follows is generally I know I know you don't want to change the game I
mean it's just lame well I know I know you don't like this again I mean the
What are you gonna play as just lame how do we get up from here?
This one
This one
And I'll go on it. I go on it. I go on it. I go on it. I go on it. I go on it. Yep. Oh
My god hold up hold up we actually cook that
I'm actually, I'm getting at it.
Yeah.
You saw what was that?
It's playing somebody.
I was like stuck in like some infinite so yeah because look look okay I tell you
basically the chain was wrapped around it that's why I ex no wait I think when
you climb up you actually create like a you have to move somebody out of the way
No, no the chain was wrapped around it
What does fire need to survive oxygen
Yo yo yo yo
How about
we jumped off but I just stopped just up your brain it just up I'm gonna be
admitted name one sin in the Bible read killing that's the
That's the moral signal.
Name three religions.
Judaism, Buddhism, Islam.
So.
name two political base streamers
Asan Asan Asan Gould
Can I get a welcome to the jungle for the two three political streamers?
Well done, Asan Gould
True
Yo, is it going to go?
We lived in a time to see Ronaldo and Messi by the way
We lived in a time to see Asan Gould, Asan, like it
45 months later
You know what I mean?
It's like the big duel of the time
You know what I mean?
Yes
We sit around
Jump
Well, I've had a real take you're gonna get mad. So I don't have to go things like this
I don't think you should either unless you want somebody to show up your house in 40 minutes
Now so many have a filter
us it's seasic activity classic welcome to the jungle I don't understand you now
isn't there Senate said a man said indentary sedimentation yeah it's damn
named two whales white whale whale well holy name two dolphins mahi nuts to
you know. Alright does that work? Mahi and um, uh, I don't know.
Also man, do you have something to tell me? Do you have something to tell me, Leo?
Is it, you know the messiah of the nabble shit? I think it's always like a brain dead
it. Because if you're good at a certain time, you're good at a certain time. It
doesn't matter like, it will get better in a certain sport later on. And oh, they're
better now. It doesn't matter, because at the time you will work as good.
So there is a limitation on, on knowledge and learning. It's like comparing
like Rodney Mullin and Tony Hough today's skaters like oh today's are way better like it was so easy to get better back in this
No, it was actually harder, but even then people weren't that good. So being that good is impressive
I was saying this skill like has a skill gap ever existed how Ronaldo is to other football players
In the past like another player
One go I'm not sure. Yeah, that's the other historians
How many minutes in an hour?
60 how many seconds in a minute 60 60
How many hours in a week?
52,000 what I tried
What's the oldest tool used for math? Oh, that would be rat ruler
is it called a stick a brain
well how do we know how do we know they were doing math though like any
measurement would be math though I mean if let's say a fucking caveman had to
jump over a hole right and he has it all am I going to make it and he puts his hands down
or you put his foot down and he looks at that's still math it's the measurements that's not
that I feel like what happened it was it was like they were making something and you're like oh
I'm gonna need more of this and then they're gonna be like how much more oh we don't have
a number for this like oh two of them yeah yeah but yeah but that's like a mental process
though that would be that one be an I'm gonna use format though right go now just
be their thoughts okay ready no you're liking
name two species similar to humans uh monkey and bird in go what what you
Yeah
Without the burden we have we would have nothing
It's a last feature remaining from the dinosaurs go
We'll say there was like go species unless she walked in like go
Okay, three two one go
Get back go back go back
Oh, they're back.
Oh, my God.
It janked.
He has a moving.
I didn't move.
No, sorry.
He has a moving.
I had to demonstrate if somebody was moving.
Can we do anything from here?
We're moving.
Great when you fall.
You just let go of every thing on your keyboard.
I jumped because I had to get a momentum.
It was as if I was getting pulled like crazy.
Right here.
We can do it this way.
I have to be good.
I'm telling you.
No, stop.
Do it, sir.
Last one.
I mean you guys both fell off though like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you know how to say that word
without the birds we would have nothing
Why?
Oh, because they were the last remaining species after the extinction.
Oh.
What about fish?
I don't know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
time no no no no no so far apart is not a joke
they weren't humans they're like different types of humans like it imagine
the amount of species that would have to evolve while the dinosaurs like for that
long without millions of years you'd have to evolve while next dinosaurs they
It would be insane.
It would be insane.
No?
I mean, I was just like...
I mean, I think there was different types of humans.
There was different type of human, like species, like humans.
Like what?
But humans won, I think, in the evolution race.
You were there?
Yeah. I don't know what their names are.
I went to a museum once, and it was like all these different types of like mini-humans.
The benubo?
Yeah, like that.
Something.
I can't I don't know how most they've been the home or actress. I'm the homosapien. I'm homosapien. Yeah
XQCL
We're all homo, there's no way you do it. We everybody is all
Captain you spam my favorite. That's okay. Man chicken. Man chicken. Man chicken. Man chicken. Man chicken. Man chicken. Man chicken. Man chicken.
one guy types not me it's just like a fish person
it's just
brother clear his guild of we type that girl
comes out of water
it's probably all coggers
lag behind him
that that what do you think the chances are of snake people 16 miles zero
same snake people it's like a theory that like trolls do to make you see the
that man's thing ready go go go wait three two one go don't move
I
Stop stop, okay, stop everybody normal. Nobody was okay
Okay, listen
We chase this one
Jump past the first one keep running. Just a one. It's that's a goal. We chase chasing the back one
Got one here. You're chasing them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay ready? You will go. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, so yeah, okay, okay, well, I say go we go for it you play it play that Julie, okay
Yeah, I say good ones. They go it's the next one
When I say go if they give me the next one so we can also be saints ready
They go no
Yes, I can't I cannot do
He said go on the next one when I say go when I say that when I say go
We do the next cycle go. How hard is that to understand it? I mean? I
Mean it's very hot to the staff you what that's it dude what the fuck
Why would we do the next cycle when we get because it's easy
We don't what we can all go up to visuals and not to like it
Like how we just three two one go it because you're like you and you're lagging it. It's when you've died because of the other time
Oh, you die all the time because of me
But there because because you're from EU you would jank us back on those parts it when we're trying to sink it
You use the game to sink and not the fucking compass thing instead. I was it understand
Well, thankfully you're right next to it, so that's all.
There's a good save.
Oh look, skipped to our left, as I never saw.
Go equals next cycle! I literally said that as a rule, wasn't it?
When I say go, it's gonna be the next cycle. How?
We've done that before! This is what we did the last time!
Like, what? It's less than new information!
Oh.
I ain't bloody nobody but I was the only one up top and I pull it right up and he's
a nothing.
No.
He just did say something.
Don't forget to use your blame on the result, Mr. Count.
Now fall again, Pepe Laugh.
Go.
Go.
Go.
3, 2, 1, go.
I'm over.
I'm over.
go three two one go I'm over ready time to smoke one go go go go yes
finally take the track here but we're gonna get more these parts on those
parts this is what you're doing it we think we think it like always I mean like
like the laggers like like like let him catch up if you're lagging sprint hold
on they did change his part that don't go there this is when you die this is
This is for when you die if you die
You sure?
Nope. Oh, well this part man, I can't
You done this before?
This part, yeah
Stop right there. Oh my god. You're trying to take the subway
You gave them a car and they're surprised they've made significant progress make sure not a single subway's operation
We must not hand in freedom on the silver platter
And you can answer me I'll make sure all the subways remain on the surface right away
Just walk walk
There you go
Okay, don't move.
I didn't mean to.
I'll support already.
No, stop.
Oh my god.
Are we serious?
Okay.
Okay.
That was my bad.
It's really impressive how bad it can be at a game that has one mechanic.
The game is always a singular mechanic.
Like if you put two of your cells together and you can create a spark you can absolutely
compute this and you fail to do it and it's genuinely impressive.
Ant.
Small.
Hive.
Oh.
Yeah I've never played CS though.
Yes.
I'm done.
I enjoyed last night.
I can pretend like I didn't like it last night.
I had so much fun doing it.
I had fun too.
I love playing CS.
And cases.
I had fun, too.
I love playing CS.
And cases.
OK.
This guy just wants to gamble.
God dang it.
Not true.
Not true.
Is there any gambling?
If you lose in a time, how is the gambling?
Well, open some real cases, bro.
That shit sucks.
Like what?
Like some dreams of nightmares or a case.
Like an actual case.
you know what we're going to
uh... let me see
the store
i think you should open
glove cases
all the pictures of it is going to be a good job quickly
open okay
i mean i can open a few of the other those
that the sec
no no no i had a hundred will be maxed out
i don't want to watch is that i think it's a great
a bunch of dreams and i think it's a
Well, what's in the middle of the back one?
Maybe Spectrum?
How much are Prisma 2's right now?
Spectrum's a pretty good one.
Prisma's $2 each.
Chromas, let me see.
You can't even see Chroma here anymore.
Oh, Operation Broken Fang is $11 each. Is that too much?
I don't know. I want something that's like in between $30 and $5, you know what I mean?
Okay.
Like Chroma, Chroma is not bad. Chroma normal.
Yeah, Chroma works, yeah.
Chroma mini Chroma 2.
I should be very nice, eight bucks, it's pretty nice.
I can also put some, what's it called?
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Is this the first time we've had a screen hiding screen? I I don't know maybe
Vegas to begin with
Vegas nice in New Jersey
You can tell the good news
Riders the way to go. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, these are good
For the chroma. Yeah, so I thought I did say but from us bullshit bullshit bullshit then bang just just to make it again
Oh
Okay, 40% chance chance for something good. Yeah
Um, what wears are these minimum wears and in factory news
Through it, yeah, it's good
You have any reds from the new collection though?
Oh yeah, I've won it.
Well where's that?
Battle scarred, fully tuned.
Oh god.
For that I would need to calc it really quick with like the floats and stuff.
Uh, um, do you have the floats?
The floats?
Yeah.
Wow, that's just, you're just not doing it, you're calcing it.
Can I get the man it's gonna be tough with a battle scarred the battle scrum book
Yeah, you know what you go through my morations screw it
You don't need a place for anything, but carry the three
And I was in it in there to be honest
You know what you only live once right
Tested close
I know I know I know I know I know this. You do know what it is, right?
Yes.
Right, I know this. And then you click it, yeah?
Please, please.
You just gotta be careful that everything's inside of the box.
Yeah, this looks good.
Oh, I have to feel like I was up early.
Oh, chill, chill. The servers are lagging.
And then go back right?
Yeah, yeah.
Now I clear it?
Yep. Bang!
Okay, okay, here we go.
Do I go from the top or what? I don't know how to do this.
So we can make the box a little bit smaller if you want.
How?
Yeah, keep going up until...
You can just keep going up. You have a little bit of space right here.
Be careful on the right.
Yeah.
do this until you see a red box. If it's not red we have a problem.
Okay, we're good, you're good.
What does it mean? What does it mean? What?
So we just want to make this box a little bit smaller, you know? That's all, that's
all. You're good. You're good.
Like that?
Tarzan?
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I've colors and then you're in a dark room. What do you mean? I don't care
What I just said is
Not even in it your shirt is literally
I have the colors on my skin.
And by your logic, you're wearing a colorful shirt because you're yourself and not a butterfly.
You have to act like you're a butterfly.
I'm a butterfly and I admit to that.
He is a butterfly now.
By the way guys, these guys, I'm under the edit. We're under one of these gamers.
These guys, they just went one on one and they couldn't kill me once.
I killed everybody. They are molding everybody.
All right, we're playing spawns.
We're playing spawns or what?
We're getting spawns. We're getting spawns.
I mean, like, where you're at right now, you're playing.
So default image.
Go Stuart, let's go take, uh, let's go take a...
Absolutely.
What do I do?
You know, you know, I still got the aim.
Come with us, GG.
GGX.
You could also take Tad if you want to.
Stop with me.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm here first somehow.
I'm action long. Let's back up here. Let's back up.
I'm gonna I got mine too long too long. You guys need to help me now
Come coming. I'm playing in a little over
We have to come for physics
Physics 3a
Wow, he's stabbing.
This is not bad, it's all good.
That first shot was nice.
My physics test, good aim.
Good pick.
I guess you see my new gloves.
Just a nice piece.
One fucking loss in a Counter Strike match and the guys are just fucking the blittery.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just gonna middle, I'll just go middle.
Let's just pretend that round didn't happen, okay?
We're fine.
One's upper B.
Just fucking B.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Thank you.
I'm going to get on to site here with you.
Maybe mid to beam.
They're smoking.
They're coming.
It could be a fake though.
It could be a fake.
That would be really smart.
I think it's real.
It was fake.
It was fake.
Oh mid!
Oh my god.
I
Hit him over there
No
Well, this is where this is where what what rank is this?
17k yeah, no last time we like we beat better than that
So what kind of fucking like so was that I don't get it like it's a mid to be like I don't get it
Like another shaft there's way up the streamer. I'm telling you
I got cat
Left side, left side.
Let me by that, left side.
Like if I check suicide, I'm calling out where the sniper is.
So you'll either be right side, left side.
Nothing cats.
B, baby.
Yeah, I'm gonna do a flash.
Up cat, up cat. Close Xbox, X.
Go back to mid, go back to mid.
He's smoking you.
got one on cat yeah he's pushed through mid push through mid
Oops, alright.
Leaning down smoke.
Smoke out.
One's on cat.
Take it now.
Thank you, Adam.
X-Moc's dead.
How much security inflicted you?
I'm very low HP. I'm gonna back up.
Watch my cat. Watch my cat!
Thank you.
Hold my mid. I'm laying mid.
Thank you, sir.
great we don't we don't talk about that flash you don't talk about it
my bad my bad
all good pookie yeah he's having he's so he's so obvious dude it's just so lame
watching man like it's the same guy again of course I mean gotta keep cat
There's two sides there's two sides there the guy literally he had the angle
why did I was holding it not tight I mean come on really he had the exact angle
like really I think they forgot how to play yeah because when if you guys are
not on the screen they can't play the game is this at least stream the bomb
say so they know where to go
yeah he's just on his plate cap
matter of fact how you bust it you're going A you're looking at
and then they're gonna add ammo types you have to buy ammo type now as well
you don't have to do that they're gonna add it they said
but they're free fired it okay okay
and apparently you have to do ammo before the round
try a delay maybe like 15 minutes or so one's lower one's lower yeah oh my god
dudes okay dude all right all right all right all right all right all right all right
oh one HP in
one more one more one more one more away one HP
I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe! I'm played, I'm played, I'm played, I'm played!
Yo, honey, you're starting to crazy!
Crap, what's wrong with that?
Yo, clowns, check where I'm at, they're looking for the honey to get to that bridge over there.
Big laugh, man, you never know who you're gonna hit me.
The one's like behind me, living.
I need a couple more tournaments, right?
Oops.
Oh, they make noise.
Yeah, you know, you know, you know, you know.
That he comes.
Some.
That's right.
Oh, I said, it's in a chat.
Also, also,
on the weather was on the window.
Why don't you call me on plates?
There was like four dudes on there, I just assumed you heard them all.
I don't know. I'm like shooting at one, killing another, dodging bullets left and right.
Yeah, I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
67 months to wait.
So yeah, now I get to welcome to the Jolly Guild.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Like, this timer tore me off with the garden.
Got one mid.
Let me flash for you. Come here below.
Nevermind.
I tell you, I'm going to get you info though. Just never do anything. You're good.
They can't come up my cat, right?
We're going note-spanel.
Arrow's got it.
They're smoking B.
Yeah, they smoked the cross. They're going to cross over.
They're going to give you enough pressure to let them never peek you.
Why did they smoke that? Did they take his gun?
No, no one died. He went to cross pit, I guess.
one's lower tons
one's mid one's mid
really don't know he's firing cat careful
could he be up like my cat
hmm i don't think so
oh one's close xbox i see a shadow
yeah i mean one more xbox
S-snap her on, fuckin' eh.
Now the sniper is mid.
Here's an AWP.
Now the sniper is mid as well as...
... fully flashbang.
Flashbang?
That was a totally normal pick. Very normal.
He's a c-CHAAAA-
Yeah, the sniper's cat.
I think I'm going to chance to shoot my bullets in a single time.
I got pre-fired.
I got pre-fired almost every round I could have done that one on B.
It's on play.
Nice.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Well, they on the bomb II not there's no he might have it. He might have it the music is weird now
You might have it actually
okay
Yeah, he has it nice one zero zero one zero one eight
So the music the music is weird though the music is weird though. Yeah, I'm gonna go it used to be perfect
But it's not like if he reacted. Um, at the right time. He had it
I'm the pro player once. That's fine.
Oh, I'm getting sniped by this dumbass.
Oh, that would have been a nice clutch.
Zero damage clutch.
You pull your knife out there, it's a great disease.
Left side.
East to right side.
Spent my big guy.
Red.
I just read a lot of my D. O. N. What does it what does that mean?
Is he mad? Yeah, yeah, they put him out. I don't know why I did that.
Nice one more probably. Smoking me.
They just decided for something to be all four minutes like that. I mean they just decided
it is if they just want you to say fuck this fucking four minutes around like it is what it is.
of
Jesus
anything that happened in the past is the past
now is now
we got this
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Yeah, this one is dead by the way.
This immediate is complete dog shit.
There's a 6-7.
So, buy a wet.
Yep.
I'm not even live right now and they're still stream sniping me. I don't know how.
You should have seen the way I got killed earlier.
Even you would trip out.
I haven't heard Greek talk in probably 20 years.
Yes, we're forcing him.
He's actually locked in so hard.
What's happening? Is something else?
This time around, it's gonna be over there.
I'm gonna be over here this time.
Holding cat.
W.
W, Greek.
Are they coming along yes yes yes
They're all boosted up
I'm hitting a flash
I'm pulling on me
We're doing fucking great, I literally can see by the way that we're playing that we have potential
I'm just gonna say some numbers that they don't mean anything, but like you know 75500
I'm gonna be like you're doing better. I'm gonna be I got you guys
I'm gonna be harder
Watching for you
Good to know straight on us I'm with you physics. I'm with you
Okay
Yeah, let's just let me fit me in physics will be
Why I smoke the cross again
Swing three two one
Everybody's got middle
Yeah, yeah, Greek sauna. They're smoking be flashing
I think over here might be a fake be here
Yeah, I'm gonna snipe for a while, Tito.
One B.
Where is he? Where is he?
Here.
Yeah, I'm standing.
I bought my seat.
I'm standing. I'm standing.
I'm standing.
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That was yeah, oh
I don't see anyone I don't see anyone
All of them
All right, we got to hold this with our lives long
I mean six rush love so would you expect?
He was fucking...
Yeah, he was just unlucky.
He was just funny.
I'm just... I'm annoyed.
It's a T-Side map, guys.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
I heard him drop.
Yeah.
Midwest safety, I am alone.
this is a very random this guy now
what the hell am i watching
just say what it was
if you waited the operative exploded towards you
yeah i had all the actions
that's how physics works, sorry
oh physics got it
anybody um
none of them
You got the sex for it.
They have to trust that they will be here.
I mean, you didn't need the smoke, you needed me instead.
I'm watching you right now.
Never mind. Never mind.
The point is they were made, right?
The smoke. I can see it.
Too close mid. Too close mid.
Can they be cat?
Yes.
Please don't. Please don't. I'm watching you.
Just one. Just one.
Oh, hold me. Hold me.
two bees
swing it up you guys
I'm just waiting for tons
three pure about to see one lower tons
gorge
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cat cat cat I think
I think four bullets you could be in ct talk x
yep yes yeah we have fun we have fun nice good job
An anime guy, whatever he does or says he's in that one, so I win.
Good shit.
Boom, easy.
Clap them.
That's a bomb.
One click and I know who he is, so it's all good.
Nice.
Nice.
That was easy.
Let's go!
Yeah, let's do this.
Is that a long?
It's a long open.
Nice try. It's all good.
A bullcato?
They missed the smoke, they missed the smoke, it was good for us.
They re-smoked it.
It's calmer.
Yeah, this just like a jump shot in me, like, okay.
Nice, I love that.
Smokes the guy jump jumps and then and keep people with his only upper body like it's just so lame
It's a lamp like the new smoke so we're in the game. I said it
Any doubt by sensitivity
Landry I think I last time I'm in the fucking 20k lobby with a up the mess
The other game is bad
I see it.
They know it's one press only.
I'm watching that, I'm watching that, I'm like up Cat.
Lean down smoke.
Yeah, mid, one beat.
Cat dead.
Lower tons.
I don't wanna keep this.
Careful, careful, don't peek.
Don't peek, don't peek, don't peek, don't peek.
Oops.
Yeah, yeah.
I
Y'all this guy say it's so he saw this man. He saw it's just lame. It's so cringe man. He's so cringe
Xbox
They dropped
If you physics, I'll beat you and get the kill just for
Although he didn't check a single other angle that are at the exact same picking point that like the it's just he's just
Just I've been just like I'm gonna need on site
One backside box box
Once
Not damn
Do it
I had a kid down there, I'm looting them, and I'm dead, noooo, oh yeah, this is the last
run.
Good save though, we'll be getting this run out for a little bit more, well we have a
because we killed them all
What is your best butterfly?
Rush B
I mean this is the fucking last one
I got the biome just go
Biome on the biome
There's a flash I can't
I don't know that because if I see it I know for a fact that there's a dude in the house
I'm going to kill Zergir.
One's lower.
I think I'm dead.
How? How? I said how!
Nice.
He watched your stream, figured out where your head is, and then shot it.
I'm not thinking about something else.
Same.
Well, I'm forcing, and I love forcing.
Yeah, I'm gonna rage by.
Remind to call Greek fat.
Good. Tough game, tough game.
I see it, I thought it was nothing. It's still August.
How the fuck do you know your name is Axe?
Hi, I'm a good one, man.
Are you sure you see us on fire tonight?
I'm killing this guy a lot of times.
Yeah!
Nice!
What?!
Let's take B!
Go, go, go, go!
Okay.
I
Trying to do to I'm kidding. Yeah, I see the
Creek what are you doing? I was uh, I was faking I have to plant
He's on site on site
I
Got that shit in you, bro. You got that shit in you
Dude, I heard this night. You're too good for them. I can roll that bitch. Yes, let me get your scout. Okay. I want to try to use it
I think it'll
Yeah
To cross for sure wow what the fuck one dude dude dude so lame and so cringe
He's mad you don't roll the fucking
My god, I just died like a noooo!
Don't worry, I got this.
On top.
Yeah, okay.
Not if she had the guy turned to look at you, and you're probably behind her.
That's it, that's what I'm doing. They have to snipe her, so...
It's actually got all the anger going up on her.
like like Jeremy he's be I'm gonna be made to be made to be made to be
down math and make it be oh we're doing it we have a three-spot that's fun
I can't smoke Xbox I got it I can I can smoke our
if they Mali us
like they're going to push long
they just decided to use the smoke
somewhere
are you serious?
are you serious?
Dokes
What's he looking at?
What? What is he looking at?
I'm so confused
He was waiting for the stream. He still sees that camera
I had a second monitor!
I know I was still on my course.
This guy's running badly.
I'm over that play one more game you all mentioned is it really makes me I'd better I can't I can't
I'm sure that without
This is what I'm not a little for and this gives them even a little bit to live for and I think that's that's it's my duty to
Remove that from them. I can't do that. Sorry
Don't I'm just gonna go to bed upset
Yeah, we're used to that date every day
this is this is the same feeling I get from stairs every time I play my
life yep I don't get off like yeah it was a fun game guys I get off like I
don't want to wake up tomorrow yeah bro this this game I come on the game with
smile on and leave it a frown on us every single time every time I even
just had fun I'm gonna start playing about it with training whoa I'm down
Oh my god, I'm sick now. Wait, hop on Valorant right now?
Oh, is it Blimey now or not?
Let me ask.
Do I have Vanguard on it? I do actually.
Yeah, well.
I don't care about me.
Can I beat America's best 14-year-old?
I don't have Vanguard and I don't have Valorant downloaded.
Sorry.
Yeah, but it's very, there's a simple fix that you download it and then you control it,
delete your OBS, reset it, and later you'll quite turn on your stream on end.
On the entire planet.
Yeah, for a Valorant game you asked me to do all that.
I just want to play with him to push out.
Yeah, I want to play every balls, but you don't let me do that, so.
I would.
I'm playing a defensive shot, leaving him behind the six ball.
There's no Snifers in Valorant, right?
No, no one even knows what streaming is in that game.
like if I when I need to find a girlfriend I'm a baron
Let's be honest the games date visit a
It is I'm just gonna go like hey what up, baby girl
No, I didn't you try and you want to hit up a disc or call or whatever
The fuck are you doing?
Oh, so, so.
Oh, I'm over it.
That was awful.
I'll play a game of whatever.
I was like, I'll just get off.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I fucking hate gunner-shrink players, man.
Hey.
Um, well.
We do.
Well, I asked Trane if he wants to monop.
I'm waiting for a response here.
Oh by the way, yesterday I had the pleasure of playing Deadlock
and I was playing against a bug abuser
who was sending me under the map where I cannot get out.
The guy was sending me under the map where you cannot get out.
What a fucking stupid ass game, man.
You were just loving that game.
What happened?
They decided to buff Dormand.
Dormand is a character that makes the game boring to play.
Like, the game is boring to play when they make the character.
It's just so wonky, like, it's not even good, they end up losing the game, but they just make the game boring, like, holy shit.
You play Strafetat?
What's that?
Oh, that's a nice game.
Strafetat is actually not Strafetat, it's Strafetat.
What does that do?
You play it, it's free.
I think you'd like that one X.
It's like FPS, right?
It's what?
Like the FPS thing.
Oh not this. This is the DizzyR game.
It's too scared, it's fine.
Yeah, that's a DizzyR game.
Well it's like 1v1s, you go and you kill and then the round resets.
It's not like you play...
You don't play people, you just play your friends.
That's fine, I'm just scared.
What do you want to do, another game?
How about we play...
Oh you're a pussy, okay let me see.
That's literally my reason to face you.
What's the next game?
Um...
It turns out writing what she says probably was a crew.
Apex?
You're just locking Apex real quick.
Oh, Lego party.
Thoughts?
Is that a PC game?
I'll burn it all.
I'm gonna call it a chill.
It's kinda like Mario Party.
Don't let that ruin your mood ex.
that one interaction that's not it's not worth
no no no i'll get me
i'm gonna get anyway
i'm gonna get it in the morning
i'll just i'll just play whatever
i was gonna play a game of whatever but
i don't want to force it you know
risk? do whatever you want to play
everybody's at risk
risk could be sick i would love risk
i don't know what that is but i'm down
or even how many people do we have
oh you
brap god
I don't know, code names is for even fun. Yeah, we should do brisk
Do you have another game?
Code names is fun of like six to seven
How many players is a brisk? I'm already on. Nice one bro check DMs
Wait me?
Yeah, yes
Yes, with you. Yes with nobody
not only not only that I'm already logged in I'm already in the game but that's
how much about what we do is that we play I think we play choose the country and
put the dothan on the ground manually or we could go full-random but that can be
bad I choose to not be Brazil Brazil's fantastic actually I've never played
risk before is that bad no you might be a natural at it like if you don't
have to be like, you know, you don't have to know how to play this game to play this game.
You know, you know what I mean. I actually used to play it on my phone, on my rig, like
almost every day.
Risk of rain?
No, just risk.
Get on the toilet.
Nah, I shit my bed.
What's it called?
I can't find it.
It's called the risk.
Global domination.
It's called global domination.
what's it called? I can't find it. It's called global domination. It's called global domination.
It's a very cool game. I made this game. This is at my friend code if anyone wants to add
me. Yeah, I am accepting new friends right now.
Okay, already at his friend.
Nice. That's cool.
Okay, I will make a game cool. I will join that game.
If you go to battle, if you go to um, if you go to um, casual private.
I think we should have a classic map, classic map, not the advanced, like normal classic.
Classic, I'm down.
Yeah, Wolves are way too crazy.
Invite me, now.
How do you do the settings?
I just copied, I just leaked the code, leaked, leaked, some guy called in chat so he said
now leak the code
so
hold on how do you
invite
i i don't know how to
placement um manual chat or or or or semi auto
chat chat we go
semi-auto I think that that you choose you get the three countries full manual, right?
We might need to add each other in the game by troops a little annoying
Are you Admiral trope 30? Yeah, that's me. We've had a flight this before then
that how do you join it don't make a battle I guess I invited it
that's the ggx online I just joined me see I just joined you off steam I'm
literally online join on steam oh I'm in so guys join us in yeah I pressed
I have showed screen so you have to go fast.
We're in, we're in, nice, nice.
So how does this work?
Okay, let's not get, so basically you get a certain amount of soldiers per round.
you get more soldiers every round based on how many countries you have
and how many continents you have. Right?
Clients are hard to get though.
So what we're gonna do here is that one at a time.
Wait, somebody left.
Did I not ready yet?
Yeah, you didn't ready yet.
Oh yeah, you became a bot in the early game.
Wait, I'm not in the game either.
It's... I left.
I already...
Yeah, I left.
I spent five tokens to get in I'm sorry guys. I'll be
I failed the human test oh, it's it's I guess it's bugged out
Six in online
Just hide your screen and then we can all join you through steam, bars.
Go and find me now, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Joining.
Jax?
Joining.
Okay.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Okay.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I haven't read it yet.
Okay.
So basically, you're getting troops to put, right?
So you want to get a continent.
I'll tell you what to click on.
If you're telling what the continents are,
having a continent is your priority.
You want to have a continent, right?
So you're going to put troops on your continent,
you're gonna choose countries first, right?
Every turn you get to the country
before the game starts, you'll see right here.
That's your turn.
Where do you wanna roll?
So look, bottom left, okay,
click on the stats page, right?
And click on the globe, see that?
Bottom left, stat page, globe, yes.
Yes, these are the comments.
Like, and this is how many they give you per turn
if you own them.
We have to own all of it. Not only a part of it. So now you put a soldier based on what you think is strategic that you should be going for.
Who's red? I see a red. Nobody's red. Nobody's red. Oh, it's an arrow.
I don't have any more paid players now. I don't have any more tokens.
Yeah, it goes by turns. See, it's my turn and I want to live in America.
Okay.
Oh, East Coast.
Every turn?
Why would red choose my continent? Is he dumb?
Well, I mean, he's contesting you. It's fine.
It's about, it's about, yeah, he's contesting you mostly.
Why is he contesting me?
So why is Greenland...
Oh, Greenland is contesting America. Nice.
Yeah, you get to pick now.
I mean, that's just how it is. That's how the world is, Greg.
It's just, it's unfair.
Like, you're gonna want to contestable and you're gonna cut them out of whatever they want.
Oh
See you're just gonna cut me to all right era you are dead by the way
Just see you guys don't be well. Don't be rid if you're every sports. I cut you if everybody sportsmanship like it
We can win the game
You're saying that why you have all of Australia
That's not me
Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Who's great? You're a bitch. Who's great?
Okay, okay, every turn you must attack if you don't attack, you don't get a card, okay?
Cards are insane.
Based on what set you have, right?
Let's say three soldiers as it exists, three, hold on, three, three horses is like eight,
three cannons is like 10, right?
what you want. Like what you want is what you want is a three, one advantage is also
very good. No offense. But remember you don't get a card if you don't attack.
Really? Okay, noted.
X, why are you doing that?
over the spots to hit who is great actually who's great actually who is it
it's you oh shit oh my bad he says he says if we all work together we can do
this and then he does that bullshit yeah that just means that he is like a
dictator he's a bad guy now you're gonna put together as a guy guys guys
Okay, guys this is gonna be very fast like I want you all this like a spam
We 19 turns each like you're putting troops now putting troops big troops wants us to spam so we're not paying
No, no, I'm just saying anything like troops is like you want to put who are you gonna put your people on it?
Who you want you want to be ready to fight that you're gonna put it put it put the dots on it
You can only attack a connecting country
What do I choose now you click on the country to reinforce the number you see all the ones
you can make it a tube it's how you win fights it's soldiers if you put your soldiers down
that's that I'll do it for the you pay bloody hell I am a spare I don't want you to stand
I mean this is gonna go very fast so yeah just saying stay clear of China you'll see what happens
get ready to the mess so we already have that lined up it's all good says you set like literally says
you says you when you if I stand he can't he can't take it so why why would you what would you put
okay just go for africa truce truce truce i won't i'm defending i'm defending i'm not gonna
you don't want to go on to attack it I defending I'm red you see you see that I
didn't go there yeah yeah okay good can you go up to two troops no we could
You stand on one if you want to, you have an eight at the bottom.
Yo, whoever's got Greenland, you need to defend that, right?
One step ahead of you.
Sounds like a song.
What's up?
All right, now you start.
Now you get three troops and you get the two split country you're playing on.
Really X?
What?
You put a nine right there?
Yeah, but I know the numbers though.
I know the numbers.
I don't want you to get a plus three and attack and have a chance.
So I put it even.
even so if you go attack you lose almost automatically hello this is north america speaking
i would like to have a truce with south america for right now if you cross my borders we will strike
okay true but why did you reinforce mexico then moron fudge because your army was becoming a
little too strong and our citizens were becoming afraid so we put the soldiers there
I
Lucky that's really lucky actually
You always want to do blitz enough you did blitz blitz bounce, but you should want to yeah
You should always with winning 3d ones. Yeah
Like I think like 80% chance. I forgot what it is
Don't do to the ones to the ones about it to the ones are better horse America's trying to take over I
Won't do that I won't do that I
I want to die you but yeah, so do you have a comment? Let's go
Yo
What do I do now if you want to enter you're gonna reinforce this five. It's just move tree
Turn around it's how much you want to move to that next country
You can move zero if you want a Greek you're owning great. It's a half
Maybe you want to use how many want to put in on that country from that one to the other
How do you want to transfer from one to five in?
Okay, after your turn you get to go backwards and reinforce.
Yeah, you're going hard.
No, you're getting baited by Jesse.
Now I'm getting angry.
Oh, sorry.
You're not going to like that in a little while here.
You're about to end your turn.
That's fine.
The next part of your turn that you missed is reinforcing it.
You have to change one country's troops and they can move to another connecting country's
position.
Yeah, see, you can move all your soldiers to someone, say it's like, shit, I need to
bring my soldiers over here.
Like say you're two versus this five in South America, for example.
I don't think you can see the last guy.
You can see it's right here.
Just to hold it.
This means war.
I mean, it's right here.
I
All right, yeah, it's a little lucky so you can have to strategize it because if you remember what would you bring for?
I'm not going to attack there you fuck. I'm not my shit. I'm a legit. I
Mean really angry. I can put 16 in your right now. I could go out
I have to show me that you're angry and want to attack that makes America happy. We are down to do that with you
Oh classic
What are you doing? What are you doing? Why not sick because I need I need a because I need a card
America. Wait, is it not?
It's part of Europe, yes.
No, it isn't. It's part of North America.
No, it's not. It's part of Europe.
It's green. Check.
Greenland is...
Is this guy... No, the three...
Are you going to play your turn?
No. Do not get me, though.
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't know. Greek was fucking confusing me.
No, reinforce.
Add a 12. Add a 12. Come on, bro.
at a 12
at 2 12 out of 12
okay I mean if you want to leave your
each border week it's all good I mean they're gonna fuck your shit up
I cannot understand your language
alright
we will need a translator
alright
I have to attack you no you don't attack you no then you do next turn some shit and and
attack the phase right yeah now you have to reinforce you can infuse one one day that
is elsewhere and put on someone else you can you can kind of like rebutter it well
control this I'm giving him all the tools to play the game better what you're
done by now donate all your troops to me crazy
take your avatar to chat
I
Can put an Aka
Nice
I want to put one of those
See arrow if you if you weren't on eight you could push all the way in Asia and you could have a controller by now
We decided to be on fucking eight for no goddamn reason
Keep yapping man. Now we have to reinforce before we can attack
You have to use an entire term to get there!
Like, it's so dumb!
I'm gonna wait for a translator.
Keep yapping, man.
You're nice to excuse, you see, alright?
I'm not standing for this.
Slando.
Please don't attack me, X.
He just attacked you.
I know.
Please don't do it again.
I mean, he literally has to.
Um...
You don't have to, X.
You don't have to do this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have a little translation here going on. Oh my god. Yes
Bro fight back the why would every gender correction there is to attack nobody is just a romain calm
You decided to put some tubes and be on the offensive. I had to I only have three walls
I have to put it somewhere for am I gonna put it in a little
For all Greenland it nah later bitch. Okay, I roll. I don't care. I bet all nutrition
I get plus four for currency of plus zero
Great like I will not battle the tradition means you're losing every turn. Thank you, but remember this I will
Great, could you move your guys out of Asia? It's real quick
Probably fortify him over on
Yeah that's where he's gonna attack.
I'm scared X.
I'm not attacking. I'm not attacking.
What would I attack there?
Promise me?
Brother, if we hold...
What would I attack there?
Great, great, great.
It's a waste for me and you to hold that border.
It's a waste for us.
We both can hold it.
What do you want to do, right?
Great. Great.
Great.
If we both hold it, there's no play attacking there.
You want to hit the red only once and just so you can...
And then remove Green Lender and then attack his Green Lender.
It's draft.
That's face.
Did you not take it?
Listen to this green light shit if you fuck with me, I fuck with Greenland
Greenlands not yours
It's better it's better to hold Greenland it is to hold what I slendered by the way
No, do you know what we man's like this is this is what I want you to know right now
He right now owns South America and Australia and he's getting both of the he's getting the benefits from both every time
I went attack then thank you
there for the fight no no no no no
fortify over to north africa he's gonna
try and take i'm not gonna take it
so what was that i just lost 11 troops
last round i'm losing the game i'm
losing the game i did that right red in
your thing you need to attack that red
the red team what the red the gray
you're going for gray now iceland
zoom in zoom in yeah that's ice
legend
yes why are you attacking me
That's nice. You attacked me and buddy. You attacked me.
I did attack you. I left Greenland.
That's Iceland.
That's Iceland.
Wow, my god, man.
I literally left Red alone and now this is how you repay me.
Yeah, I mean, that's awful. That's awful.
You take a shit and then you want to become like a topple.
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
X is winning, by the way. We're getting mind control.
I have nothing.
He's acting tilted, but he's winning.
He is acting tilted, but he is winning.
That makes no sense at all.
I said I only have Australia!
I only have Australia!
Do not get fooled!
Do not!
Buddy! Buddy!
If you didn't hold the bottom border, I would not have attacked it!
You chose to put some studs there and then take the fight then!
I put you talking to me!
I'm gonna have a singular digit there so you can wipe out my whole country!
What are you talking about?
I don't even want to reinforce it!
What do you think I want that?
I don't even want that!
All I want to do is control my shit.
It's the South America? Oh, that fucking makes sense.
Okay, so what would I know you get?
Oh!
So you want to have a North America and threaten me?
No, you didn't get to choose one role.
I was holding.
You chose to hold and attack it.
That's really weird.
You have all of Australia and South America.
Who are you?
So, season, now you're hostile.
And now you're greedy.
You are being hostile.
You are raking in.
Rake, attack.
Good, good.
Now in your turn.
You are good.
While you're getting, you're getting seven.
You're getting done.
Fortify your Africa.
You have double my income.
I'm not getting any.
I, I, I, by the way, by the way, he's lying.
He's like, Greek, Greek.
I am not lying.
Great, great.
Next turn you must attack fucking red at the top.
He's, he has.
I have never attacked.
No, Greek.
I have never attacked you.
You're going to do that.
You're going to lose.
You cannot win if I do.
Great.
This is a game of politics.
You shouldn't attack me.
Yeah, you have.
Well, you can actually get it.
Plus seven.
Next turn he will take away your Africa control.
He has, he has plus seven.
I promise you I will not
If we don't... oh my god
And you're trying to make your good
Oh my god
I'm not even like capping to you
You don't have to do more
You only want to fight once through your car
Yeah yeah yeah
I think George is the man
You don't want to spend the dinner
Cause you're dying
You're just losing men
This is ruthless
Somebody in history did this before
It wasn't good
Yeah and then it was Napoleon
And look what he owns right now
Nothing
Look what he owns
Southern Europe
What do I do here
It says fortify
How do I fortify
Well, that you click on a country and then you click on the other country, and then you transfer your troops
If I were you I will report Iceland I report Iceland it from sit from from your four or six to three no
He bro. He is capping
This is you need to read. Oh my mute next you see
She's been nice to me great
You know, he has his hand up your ass like a puppet
Okay, but I'm not gonna hurt anybody else from now on
But here be out the reason you attack once is because you just want to get your card for the wrap
Why are you ramping the bottom of fucking Asia when you want to get Asia by taking your six? What the fuck are you doing?
Aerotrus, oh my god, I can't I can't I can't take a man role does not understand his game
He does not understand it
Okay, then I'm gonna I'm gonna be all out on the venue on the vending my country then and you'll never get it
it doesn't matter Greek is throwing the game I I I insta lose so you just
throwing so you're so you just want to begin them like I think I think it either
Greek is allowing you into Africa yes he is my he's being nice to me explain
in the game and you took my blue one which I wouldn't my other is for this
entrance please please please please please that you took from me okay fine
I'll back off you from now on, okay? Come on. It's already GG. It's already GG. You guys lost tax you see
You gave him all the money you gave him all the troops you let him win I had to add you you're the one who
Who reinforced the bottom?
I have nothing, I have nothing.
You reinforced the bottom for taking control of Asia.
You threatened, you threatened my ocean for no reason.
No reason at all. Nothing.
Like holy shit.
Like I have to, I have to fight two and three controls.
He is a bitch.
Bro, bro, bro, bro.
Oh guys, I'm so strong.
I let everybody else convert on one guy.
You're so stupid it like it better get back and attack that when I'm being trolled like it was trolling the game like holy fuck
So X is bad
He's a bad guy X is a trying to fuck you over. I promise. Yeah, you got you all got my controller
Because you're all branded a road through the game for no reason at all zero plus 12 Wow
You put on three at the top right on the three but you put five and on the bottom four
You put the rest of it and you tell you attack both is it purple countries to remove is is a superiority
Yeah, you have to take both
understand you are being like
Brother he's pulling you it's like
Players in this great great great. If you don't do that. He gets plus. He gets plus eleven the next turn
Plus I have I have never attacked you Greek. I said I would not attack you if you do this
I'm doing everything. Oh, you have to I like you lose next turn it like what?
You just got rolled by the way nine on six you have to
bang bang
Now it's a plus 11 extra. He gets like plus four like you roll them like no brainer. Yes, hold that just hold it
Thanks, great. Thanks for just listening to your master. Good shit now
Now we can fortify it. You can transfer troops from six to other places so that you can hold it.
You can also just hold that there if you want to.
What do I do?
I would go from six to three.
I would go from Middle East to six to Brazil.
He has the worst advice. You only attack once, Greek.
Oh, you're out of here.
No, no, no, no. Don't attack him. Just reinforce. End attack. End your attack.
this is really remind me and go from the Middle East to Brazil
I put a click on second to click on three in Brazil
now your border is secure
arrow just now I ain't going for you it doesn't matter man but hey let's clean this up hey yo
I would rather lose second than then get out of the game first place
I have some dog shit. I don't give a fuck anymore. I don't give a fuck. I lost the Greek. It's over. My game's over
My game got killed by my game is completely over
No, it isn't he has a full country. He's just lying. He has a country still that he's benefiting from
He's capping you are getting Omega capped. He has a 24
GG's yeah
and let's see let's see if he goes for Greek here
that'd be a real shocker
wait
alright well we okay well
Jesse you want to make it a lot?
I was trying to help you this whole time
it says defeated is actually
That's the only way. That's the only way zero you I've been trying to help you since the beginning of the game
I didn't have a single matching card. I'm just saying
Access a type of person to have no great. We can only line so I'm gonna hold the top
I'm gonna hold here. We got up. I'm gonna hold the top and I will not attack you. I'm not putting any troops at the bottom
Okay
What do you mean? Okay?
Why are you still listening to?
He just said that his whole game is griefed. He has China, Russia, and Australia. Are you trolling? He had you attacked. I can't.
Xenian who is just taking over the entire map. It's just crazy.
Aero, you forced my hand for no reason. I warned you people were even started.
You put a troop there first, so I don't want to hear it.
I'm holding my border down.
So I'm not allowed to hold my own border that makes sense, but my border is small though
It's not borders. Oh, no, I cannot
Fuck you
What I did here
Aw, Alayna, I don't want to be rude, but I would wipe out Jesse if you didn't want to.
I would all in on you.
Great, great, great, great, great.
But when you're in the game, you put all in on eight, you attack bottom and you go all the way to the top of your weapon mouth and you take his card, and you take his shit.
He listened to Felix and Yahoo.
Whoa!
Oh, he's still listening. He's still listening.
Holy shit.
It's just like every play.
Yo, I would do, I would do enter, enter.
Click enter enter. Click enter enter. Oh
Let's say go fast and enter it'll it'll it'll do a transfer troops. Just do it try it and to enter
And to enter just try once
That's funny. I was just what you call a proxy war by the way. Yeah, it's just manipulating you whatever
There's this thing called the Cold War in history. Just read about it. You'll see it's exactly what's happening here
do I do I if I go down does that mean I'm screwed no no no I you know you would
have to take your bottom one it's fine that works too interesting you'll have
to reinforce though you have to reinforce the legion it cooked how many
I might take advantage of a new player when he's gonna win the game explain
to me as well I'm taking advantage of a Greek when he's gonna win the game
Explain to me like
But he is 49 23 4 cards and I
Great you have four cards use them click the card button on the side add all those troops
I don't really if it's a good combo I use them if it's a good combo click on them
If there's a combo available, you don't have it in, you don't have it.
It's not let me use it.
Yeah, you don't have it.
You don't have it.
Yeah, he didn't tell you to use it easily.
Because you can't, if you don't have a matching set, oh my god, bro.
Oh, you won that one.
Yo, yo.
Wait a minute, Greg.
Oh, that was a mistake.
There was a mistake.
Because you got my free console.
That was a great play.
No, that was the perfect play.
Yo, game changer.
Game changer.
Game changer.
Game changer.
Game changer.
Game changer.
Yeah, game changer, yep
Yeah
That's it. This is a service announcement to any country. Do not let X rule the country. Thank you
think
We just can't let that happen again
Funny
Yeah, losing dominance of a country is really funny.
Do I do trade?
Oh, trade cards, yeah.
You have to.
You see the markers you leave.
That's really funny.
There's the ones with the twos, plus twos, right?
That's what I want.
Not matching.
Go with the bits you got.
Three cards, one of each, or whatever you have that you control, you're gonna have
to cycle through it.
three cards one of each or whatever you have that you control it's it you're
gonna have to just cycle through it but you're one be wanting him and you're
still listening to him I didn't I didn't I didn't that's the best advice that I
give the best advice that they can get if we play again we have to start
turning your own brains on here. See I lost like it's like it's way it's
where he goes. Like I didn't give him bad advice.
Yes so there's a fake boss to make great Greek think that he can trust you.
Just you can win all the rest.
49-26 I'm at 2016 I lost already.
And I get bad cards and all horses and like holy shit
Lost because I kamikaze you didn't hear
Half the people literally and that's what you get for fucking with me
GG's continue to fortify how do I fortify now you go next turn you're gonna act like the green button
Green button, okay
And I got a country like they don't
Where would I put this these ten
Yeah, train has to play to rest there. Oh my God. Yeah, I'll show you would not have
let this fucking fly by the way, not even a chance. Not a chance.
I don't know what I'm doing man, so just say what you mean to me.
Yep, this is your best friend, Greek.
This is the guy you trusted the entire game.
He's had on Shriliots and Tron1 by the way, the whole time.
Every round, four, four, four, four.
I think he's golfing.
Yeah, sir.
Did I lose now?
Nope.
Yep.
Yes.
Not yet.
Brother, brother, brother, you are in the driver's seat.
Like a whole...
You are so stupid.
Yeah, 30's it in troops out of 30.
Like you have one with your brother.
trust you again ever in life like eat yeah this is crazy what people are gonna
watch about it and be like while he's actually like people who know about this
game because we know you know about this game
yeah
I'm just gonna take a risk here and say that that's not true
good one
Not bad.
It was bad.
Did it three?
3? Yeah, I mean I still get cooked, like I said it's like, I'll pay a battle for me.
I have to maneuver like a maniac every round to do anything.
So now he's going to say he's a pro if he wins even though he's manipulated the whole game.
So I got good I got a set where do I go yeah go ahead is Australia how just this way
he doesn't have the maneuver the maneuverability to do that you need at least 14 to get there
Wow, that's so lucky what?
Oh, that just leaves down.
Yeah, I mean that's like it was in a very much GGs.
I think it was gonna win.
I mean, yo, ask anybody who knows him at this game, the advantage he's yet already was a fucking colossal
Like I'm not I'm not talking about like so. Oh, yeah, the advantage the game was over. Like, like
More he would have fucked me so hard. It's insane. Like, oh, yeah, 30 troops above me and more countries like bro
I had to return. That's it. I get like I had nothing
Okay, now I know how to play next round. Let's do next round. Let's be all fresh
Nobody left for the next round, it's fresh reset.
True.
Alright.
So the guy who is tying his opponent how to play one, weird.
Yeah, this is strange.
He talks like that and then it's his turn, he gets one inch up to his monitor and locks
the fucking like, this is like, nah.
Guys, we're all spurned, we're all spurned, we're not gonna attack each other.
This is actually just insanity.
Did I just get XPC washed?
Yeah, it's like he's playing among us and he was like in the meeting and he's an impostor
and he's just like talking the whole time and then the round ends and he just walks
and fucking undergoes a killing on me.
It's literally what just happened.
We were all saying it
Yeah, cause you look for trading
Okay, I can't with you man
Wow that was yo that was insane so you had a bad role earlier but that was fucking insane
I've actually never seen that role for sure yet more chance of like losing that battle
two and you cannot plus three I mean that was pretty busy but I just stroking
as you go for no reason just to destroy him how do you forfeit wait fly how do I
I
Do you hear any country with news?
That was really good
Well, I didn't know what to play so don't be mad at me brother, but they're great
They will say whatever they want again if this is where it goes on YouTube
look at the comments I'm telling you I put you in the driver's seat it's like
well it's because you didn't play the game a lot like you were way of everybody else
fake driver's seat in the backseat
I have a more or not you said it was a yeah you said that was a good game
fucking shame on you automatic or or a manual again what is that it gives you
the trooper numbers and the country's randomly did I get did I just get
manipulated I just want to let's try out oh yes no absolute you know I'm not
I didn't say how this absolutely fucking nuts and apple my career on it
Don't join me
How'd you get tokens by the way?
tokens
No idea
Hey placements auto. What is that you get right a lot of full auto full auto
Exes yeah, and he controlled three like every video chat
Somebody said that you're big yahoo and you can trod me like Trump, is that true?
No.
Ready up, ready up, ready up.
Why can't I ready up?
There's blackmail on you?
I thought I have infinite tokens, did I pay money?
Yeah, maybe.
How does this work?
Wait, I'm already-
It just means all random.
Okay, reset. Okay. No more bad blood from the last.
Oh yeah, no, that's how it is.
Yeah.
Alright.
What are you doing?
What?
Don't do that because I need that.
I need that. I need to put eight there.
Because I need to go through so I can give my boys the boys.
You can have all the Evergrabber awards.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm just saying my boys will get overwhelmed.
Oh, surely.
Wait.
I'm trying to go through to give the eight back
into South America.
I'm not trying to have Everga.
I don't give a shit about Everga.
I
Have this plus three and it's a 3 30 was to hold it's just it's just not it's not great
Africa is on the border of the most contested spot and you have to hold all spots for a plus three
It's just insane. It's it's insane
look you're on the border of Asia Europe and Africa and South America all
okay Europe is mine that's fair okay guys I'm not gonna do anything else all
All right, well, maybe we can let him have that.
Hey, Europe is just mine.
That's fair, that's fair.
OK, in that case then, I want the Horn of Africa at the bottom.
And I trust who's purple.
I trust that guy.
All right, you know what?
I'm just going to put it here.
Great, great, great.
They're the same in this game.
It's never trust the Australia.
Never trust, anybody who's in Australia, you don't trust
them because they will turtle the whole game.
Exactly, and I won.
Now you should've never trusted me!
What? You just told me to trust me!
What the fuck's going on right?
No, what I was is still going on. I'm just saying.
I was still usually winning.
I don't know what's going on anymore like.
Fuck, I just want my friends to be nice to me.
I think you did good last round.
I doubt that someone lets you keep Europe.
I just want my friends to be nice to me.
I mean Europe is a four, is a four defend spot.
It's not.
Yeah, it's hard.
It is incredibly hard.
Plus five jump.
leave Europe alone, that's fair with everybody.
Arrow?
That's fair.
Yeah?
That's fair, right?
Yeah.
I'm good with that.
Arrow kind of got sucked over hard.
Yeah, I'm a little bit screwed right now.
And that was also last.
So X, if he wanted to, he could just destroy me right now.
now i'm not that
promise
that
that
got two things now excess not fair
who's really about all of them out hold on there we go
two things now you've got to get both of mine together if i were to hold it
busy plus five you have plus five with your work okay okay true
you know what you're right he's right
If you push me and I push you every time, we both lose and then leave my blue up top
a lot alone.
Yeah.
You're purple and red.
And I'll...
Great, great.
I'm going to transplant my troops.
It would have cost me two troops to take you up on you and I could have done that.
Two troops.
Just let me have my troops.
I'm going to move my troops, okay?
All right.
Then I hold the bottom horn and you hold the top left wall, top right wall.
And we can have all of this. We have all of the middle part of the map
He manipulating me or is he no it's just weird that he's saying we when this is a solo player game
Nice Jesse nice
So losing troops for what oh
Oh, well, that's bad. Now you can never do that again. Now you should not have done that.
That was the last time you can ever do that, because you cannot attack from seven outwards.
You can't because you're blocked off. Oh, and I should believe you. Do I have to attack?
Oh my God, bro. Do I have to attack to get troops? Oh, no. No, I know, but you should
always if I at least one so who do I attack here if I were you I would do I
would go from 12 hit the purple under you and go back to do your 12 yeah just
keep listening to him great that's fine again always to get me but I mean since
you did that I was there you're worthless and now you're the thing was
worthless there so what can do now is a hundred percent sure me it you are
right so you could attack the purple or me he shows to go for me so I mean
Because his purple's already got almost a continent so that's only fair.
Yeah, yeah, well I mean, my people died, my people died less so.
You should just, you're good now, Greg.
Okay.
Just in your turn now.
Okay, and then I can, how do I move troops now?
I would move you three, like it doesn't have to be there, yeah.
Yeah, like that.
Yeah.
And then that's it?
Yeah, that's good.
Okay, well don't touch my blue, don't touch my four up there please.
The Mongolia?
Yes, I'm gonna move them through Siberia and
Rooks or is there any way you can like save my troops up there and I can move them?
No, you had to do it last round. Now I'm gonna do the great what arrow did to me last game and just know what was she
Oh my god. I'm gonna have a content as he decided to be a bitch asset now
Suiciding into you. I don't give a shit. I'm gonna make us both lose now. I don't care. I don't give a shit
Are you serious? But what would I just because I took your one thing because you didn't yeah
Because you could have chosen it you could have chosen to go for the purple. Why would I choose him though? You had one straight place
Well, you wouldn't have done anything. Well, I don't give a shit. Well, why would I lose that?
like
That's his resupply. Please. Why are you trying to hurt me master?
And
If you if you attack me X I will make it my life's goal to end your entire
No, it's crazy. No, it's crazy. You can't you can't for you. Well, I mean I would say
Oh, yeah, no, you can't because you have no good in countries. You're not connected
You can go from bad words, but you can lose a lot of troops. You can if you do if you want to
Everything is a risk now
This is why we risk this is why we risk
I mean you could take my blue ones if you want I'm not mad about that I
don't know how to move my troops at the top I got four troops up there that I
Does that mean I have to take out your three they have to be connected yet? We're the one you can
Fucking so if you did that earlier you could have done that if you want to instead of attacking my country that's fucking goddamn reason I
Just fucked up
I was supposed to hit you Africa
You would have lost my long shot that's a 42%
No, the two the six to two because I'm connected. Oh, yeah, I've already figured that that's what I did not see that
So a church because of that because I missed that I mean I'm I mean I'm all in anyway
I don't give a shit like I'm cooking. I'm the cooks because of that stupid incident
For me and you could rule this entire year
I would rather be your ruler than me and Greg as Greg is a traitor
What you fucking beat me last key. No, we can't do that
Reset all right excellent be one at the end. Yeah, I'm ready. I thought that
Heard that hey, but me and red are looking really good right now. Well, I have a tracer there as well, so
So basically everybody's against me now great. I'm on your all you do is not attack
Why did you have to take Afghanistan explain to me
You're mad because I took a one troop that's in the middle of nowhere that didn't even matter
That's my pivot point. It's how I can resupply against Jesse. You took it for no fucking reason.
Against Jesse? I thought we just truced.
No, from earlier. From at that. Are you stupid?
You just got plus nine, by the way.
Nah, that's impossible.
Scroll wheel, what does that mean? Somebody's telling me to scroll wheel.
So XCC has 52 troops and he's still complaining. Weird.
He's putting numbers. I thought we just said...
Oh, okay.
See, I won't even attack you!
You know, it's cool.
Oh, but is it kind of like what I did with North America last round?
Oh, okay.
Great Agilu, take your shit. I will nigh-
Oh, and we're moving on. And we're moving on to Combo, too.
Okay, great.
I appreciate you for not doing that.
I'm sorry I had to because I want to get a card it's only fair right well Greek actually
has a continent I don't know it would have been better for you to go to Greece why don't
you take it you know I won't give you I won't give you if I just take it over next to you
know I can do for you I can split my three into three you need to do that it's easier
to attack you need to go north america where your purple is I'm telling you if you
don't you lose. Where that three is for all your troops out I'm not gonna touch you. I
just feel bad man. I will not touch you. I can give you some aid about it. X is gonna
take take all America if you don't. I won't there's no way to take America because he's
gonna reinforce Iceland and he's gonna try to push Greenland it I'm not gonna do that.
with all my three troops I get a return no no it's what it's how it's gonna model in the future
I just think it'd be a problem big one problem boys I only get seven troops a turn
Jesse I have to that's fine that's fine
I have to do it to Jesse whoa whoa whoa no he's not it's just it's default
Five troops per turn that makes no sense.
I will be spread too thin.
They're going to take from any at other points.
The way you laughed, I didn't like that.
I was laughing at how X is getting mad.
Oh, OK.
Fine.
So you don't mind if I take this up here?
No, you can 100% have that.
Yeah, and then you can just move the troops out.
I'll take it over.
What do you mean, move it back to?
Progressive, it's too crazy.
Progressive cards get twisted.
And then he gets a breather.
you can purify yourself from those games are crazy though I mean it was like yeah
we had like you're the guy gets four troops when the game starts and in the
next time the next turn it somebody's gets lucky and either like plus 65 and
it takes over the game it's like it's kind of annoying a little bit okay did
I do good there yeah X I didn't talk with you much
Axe has no use for you this game. He's not even giving you any advice or anything
Ex I can't let you have North America by the way. I don't even want it. What are you talking about? Okay?
Red should have North America's anybody
appreciate that oh
My god, bro. Oh my god
It's it's crazy red should have no get every given out 14 to 3 1 1 1 and then the whole fucking Greenland
How are you not gonna hurt me right?
just a little I'm just gonna give you a little push yeah you can take that top
one thank you that's it don't just be that yeah yeah he doesn't know Iceland's
part of Europe oh no no I'm a real inside I mean I mean you're gonna say
we're all real in Europe you can't get that do you not get that one yeah good
there we can fortify up here just a little bit X is gonna fuck you I mean now I
can fuck you why you you're doing the same gimmick as last time the same
image well it's just like no one attacks you we're just letting it okay okay
send it oh oh hold up cinema all right now yeah no one attack
cinema I'm gonna share you did it again I'm doing it again I'll give a fuck
this is why I literally couldn't give a shit you you want to you want to throw
Shunt of the border I fuck with it fucking all in we both died in it. I don't know what what I care
This is why we were asked
Jesse listen
Well, I have to take these you can't have two continents, so
Asia's huge
it's just weird really
ages concerned to be a no man's land
that it's not going to work it's not going to work it you're gonna that that was
you're gonna leave oh my god i can't i don't want to say because it's gonna
spoil it
not gonna work
I set it up perfectly for you to take him out of the game and you get his card therefore our truce is a very good good luck soldier
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So how on the third turn do I have thrown away?
Next you see has 40. It's it
I'll paper out of the name because blue has 53 like
And a better government like I'm cooking
Yeah, you should hit us 12.
On paper.
Like it's a stock, what are we saying?
You hit us 12?
If you hit 12, you lose troops, I mean you could do that if you want to, but I mean yeah.
No, no shake.
I'm just going to do this.
Yeah, that works too.
See, you hit his card because of that.
Yes, no cards, yes no cards.
Now he had a card and then you stick it, you're 19 and you just hit us 12.
I'm not gonna do that, you know how to do it, you know, it's like, it weakens you if
you do it by the way.
Yeah, but you have so many cards, you have a 16, but he will get that benefit.
If you do that, take my record, I will push into Europe until I lose the game.
You at least should do the 8, then the 12, because you have to have the least.
If you did that, you lose the game by the way.
If you attack that, you lose the game.
I'm just gonna...
What happens next?
You already got your attack. There's no reason to attack here.
Listen to Australia is sub-Zero IQ.
You should never listen to anybody from Australia.
Arrow, arrow, arrow, tell him.
Am I not wrong? He should 19 into his 12.
I don't want to take hits out of the game though.
Because you're getting very strong.
I'm, I'm, I'm going to re-prawl attack at the bottom there.
I only have Australia. I have nothing green.
You should try to battle a team and have countries.
Ending the phase then.
What in the fuck?
that's no I didn't check anybody why you mad you should attack one person why would
he endanger his plus five to remove my plus five or even if anything you should
eat you up because you're plus three you have nothing to take your cards now he's
giving you advice by the way just notice three I'm talking to a brick wall it
just really love doing what you see has this this phone on another talking to
I could take your shit. I don't care about it. Look at this. Bang. I took his shit and I go back home.
I'm chillin. I'm chillin.
Look, I'm back in the...
How's that bad?
Why do you think he did that?
Well...
You have a 16 in Australia though, like...
Because he's trying to trick you into thinking that it's okay if you contact him, but he's still gonna get the benefits of two countries.
If you focus 8 there, with the 19, he doesn't get benefits of two countries.
But he didn't attack me. He didn't attack me.
What? That doesn't matter.
Great, great, great. My two countries give five total. There's this five. It's even.
It's literally even. It's set up for a 1v1. It is an even exact even.
I just don't want to fight between us three anymore.
Ara, I'm sorry, but you're out of the game and you're not giving me any advice.
Yo, Log Team, all in under the 19 and push down to Australia because Australia is fucking dog shit.
I just don't want to fight anymore. I didn't like this.
Can we play Minecraft?
Push down those little key
Well, the JZ's troops are weakening it. They're at the brink that they can't afford to eat
Their troops got old fucking
Nikes from the 90s. They got muskets from the UK. They got like refurbished gear. It's GG
GG! GG! Just put him out of the misery already!
I'm just gonna let YouTube roll it out honestly.
I lowkey have to take 10 of X.
You have to take
I have to
18 or we lose
Oh yeah, I'm gonna take the 18
Then I'm gonna put, I'm gonna get your 2 every round
Keep listening to him
I'm gonna push into Europe every turn and you're gonna get nothing
Every turn you're gonna get jacked shit fuck off if you do that
He has 2 countries in trees
Yeah, but his 2 countries is the same as mine
Go to the club
Yeah, he gets 5
It's 3-8-2, 5
You push down to it.
Yo, so how do you win, Greek?
So how are you going to win?
Why that one?
Okay.
Then Greek, you just gave him the win.
Now he wins a free.
Because I'm going to cripple you and cripple myself.
I'm going to cripple you.
I'm going to cripple you.
Now, Jesse won the game.
It's over.
Now you lose for a fact for sure.
for facts for sure I'm telling you guess now you're out of the game great it's
over for you did good Greek do not listen to that because he's in that in
the house and of course bro you did fantastic yeah that was great that was
great man I'm not I'm not it's fair now it's fair because look at your
troops in history and in that night troops and look at that and look what he's
doing look oh oh what's happening oh no oh what I've been hearing
Quick what's going on? Oh my god, quick quick. What's going on?
You're gonna get plus three next to a nice little plus eight plus nine why?
Cuz you're broken
Now enjoy your plus three you get some beans on toast if you want to you'll you get some fresh tomatoes
The leftover if you want to now now he gets plus you get nothing you get nothing now
You get nothing
Holy fucking dog shit.
Jesse only gets plus two every round, that's not fair.
But he's not attacking it!
Who cares?
He stockpiles while me and you both lose!
Like what a brain dead thinking that is!
He's wrong.
Like he hasn't lost a single troop in five turns and me and you are both losing troops
for what?
I'm taking a singular one.
Jesse?
And then I'm losing.
Jesse?
Jesse!
And I am reinforcing!
Jiji!
Bo, you already won!
Jiji already won the game!
I need to tell one, I have to get a car!
Now look, we both have nothing!
He has 19 countries and we need to do troops!
What do we have?
You have 4 and 6!
We have nothing!
We're poor now!
Fucking dog shit!
He's saying we after he just destroyed your England!
He just bombed your homeland and then said we.
Brother!
Because we're both losing to a Chile now!
with the biggest countries lost and then the two the biggest countries lost to an
island that's crazy I can't do that to him I said I want Europe I've got Europe
yeah but now I lose now like you know that I could go lose you don't lose
Yes, two countries, bro, you have two countries, you're fine
So you've got plus nine troops you're chilling
What are you doing?
That's it. I can't let you have North America
Okay, then I'll get it then then then okay, then you knew you're dead
I mean, okay, then you're fucking serious. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
I think we should play it. He's gonna get help issues
Yes
Do you see why you want to hit the Africa there?
Yes, South America because then yes now me and you both now we mean you Greek
We both lose together how fun he's we but we are we always lost trust me
We will keep losing our tears over over again like every turn he gets this plus two
It's why Australia wins these games of risk. Thanks for the plus two. Thanks for the plus two
We get and he gets a much plus zero. He gets zero because of you. Oh my god. That's oh my god
Oh, it was me. Oh, it was me. Oh, sorry. You make the enemy and he says oh the enemy is there
I cannot believe it you made that I mean you're supposed to be what I
Think that ecstasy and Greeks keep fighting each other suggest just wins it all
Just see it just a one four turns ago like how when would you not get this one into the six?
Jesse's one three turns ago 13 into the six and then into the two
player and also one of the worst ones in the history of this.
He's over, he's over.
Yeah, just keep going all the way up.
Yeah, keep losing troops and get no bonus while he gets a bonus.
Cause look, you're not, you're gonna get a bonus last runner.
Now watch what happens next runner.
Watch what happens next runner.
Good shit, Greek.
Well done, well done.
You lost the game.
Congratulations.
So now it's you and not we, huh?
I'm not.
It's out of the jeez.
Dude, I don't know what's happening and everybody's fighting and everybody's being mad.
You're the master.
You're the master.
I just want to be nice to people.
You're the master.
I think what I'm doing, I think it's fair because you keep hitting me.
So I'm just going to hit you back.
You're the master.
I think if we play this game, we have to start using kind words
Weren't that elicit a nice reaction not dumb ass
retard what why would you do that? Why did you think why do you think you just took both my comments?
Now you look look he's laughing because he wants a game like we lost this game three fucking turns ago
We lost him three turns because your brain dead because you're fucking brain dead
Who is brain dead?
I'm just going to check my list if that's a nice word, no, it's not on the list.
Now look, look, both me and you are down 22 spam, like it's a three member now because
you're fucking useless.
Did he manipulate me?
You're the mess.
No.
I did not.
Look what I'm going to do here, Greek.
Once again, he's just yapping, yapping, yapping.
I'm gonna go in. For you. I'm gonna attack him.
Wow, wow, so charitable. We're gonna win next round. Cool, man.
Yes, you're gonna let me win.
Of course.
Six, seven months, excuse the L.
Easy, man.
Oh look, we're down 12 troops.
12 and 30.
Yeah, by the way, I don't know if he can lose himself.
He had three cards.
Well, we cry more.
I called this eight turns ago.
I only unfolded the entire game.
I told him, if you can win the game,
you have a chance of winning it.
If we both hold an even amount.
If you only have to attack once and then you lose.
You decided to throw the game.
I mean, this.
Probably just attack you already lost the game
Good week lost the gamers. I know now. He has no chance says live the act drama news
Does that mean you're going to stream some shit?
Oh my god, I can't do this. Can we play another game after this I can like sponge Bob game and not special
Minecraft or something
There you do you I'm good
He's trying to get two countries again.
We must stop him, Greek.
I'm playing a phenomenal game with work.
Yo, three countries.
He basically can have three countries.
Given how much I got trolled, I'm playing a fucking phenomenal game.
That's what the fuck I'm doing.
I have to get Asia, I think.
Make it fair.
Jesse, you're gonna have to let me have Asia.
Wait, no, I should do Asia, then I'll let you get America
because you're right there with your 17.
No, because that's not fair on X.
It'll be a 1v1 at the point, bro.
X has three countries.
That's fine.
Your only chance is to fight back against Jesse
at this a little bit.
Otherwise, you lost the game.
No, Jesse, it's not fair if you do that.
You know from your heart it's not.
We have to let him have this country.
No, no, no, no, I lost.
Bro, I lost.
I have a
Fucking turns ago
When Greek attacked we both weakened our each other for no reason and just to get a de facto win
There's like the most classic risk game of all time like what when they don't wait
There's a way you do this way because I'm going in I click I'm doing this right
This is smart, and I'm not going to this Africa like this right watch this
I'm gonna do this and do that and you're gonna get plus three return like it was a so cool
okay like we get nothing like he's scamming and brought they like I'm going back to my
house oh my god okay that was a misclick oh it's a misclick and it's a misclick no not
the misclick there's no way misclick that's so unfortunate it's easy to do I'm clicking
what the fudge dude to get the card obviously like what he's talking about
hey yeah that's probably was in this quick it really was
that's fine you you're allowed to have that but it was literally it's just because
the country's aren't connected like that well you don't need to do that much
44, how are you doing with a bit too much now?
Oh, you went the wrong way.
I would leave like a little bit there, out back.
Don't look at all of it, oh god, you cannot get Asia anymore.
If you go all the way to that one, that allows them to go influence your base.
You might want to keep a little bit of that.
Yeah, keep a buffer zone.
Keep a buffer.
You're doing great.
Hey, does America?
No! Now he's gonna get the benefits!
You gotta at least take your 17 and hit the 1-1 America, because then he just wins.
Yeah, into the 1 at least. You have to just get the 1, or he's gonna have to get the 1.
No, if you do that next turn, I will take where you're up.
You're up or follow. This is the fall of Europe. It's all good.
I mean, brother, you have to...
Look how many cards he gets. You're gonna grief.
Alright, bro, I get less than he does.
You have 43 cards.
They're Australian! But they're Australian.
That doesn't matter.
Did you go?
You're the 15th of the line?
No, no, no.
X needs a chance to come back.
Holy...
What the hell kind of shit is this?
So I got silence?
You just made the bad play.
No, X needs a chance to come back.
He needs those 12 troops.
X, remember what I did for you?
Yeah, true, actually.
Actually, true, hold on.
Yeah, he will totally remember.
Wait, hold on.
Actually, true.
I'm not going to attack fuck that
I'm being nice to you as well. I know you are so I'm not going to go to that then fuck it
I'm being nice to Jesse as well. These are 43 troops there. You're not being nice
You just took all of Asia when I didn't kill your Asia last round and all I asked of you to do was kill America
So he doesn't get three countries next turn. Oh, well
Well, if he does that I'll just take a little over North America
Don't do that. Yeah, I will. North America will fool. Okay. All good. Oh
If you do always remember
North America
If you think about history was a very contested it right? It was it?
What is Europe? Europe can fall from any direction. They have a bunch of different territories. I put a bullshit. Fuck yo
Ah
All right, well, you can push it.
Thank you.
We lost.
That's Cap.
That's Cap.
He's winning.
Yes, we did.
This is not Cap.
Stop listening to him.
It's about to be your turn.
I'll take all the Cap.
It's OK.
I'll take all of you.
North America will win this.
OK.
Great, great.
I will make sure that he's having a great time.
I will spend the rest of my game making sure you get
no true bonus.
No bonus for you.
His threats, no matter.
I'll keep you safe.
No bonus.
He can't, because he's buffered.
He's buffed.
You have to take his.
Jesse's buffered
In his America Jesse's you slice American Jesse's buffered. It's so fuck bro. You can't attack it
Jesse cannot attack it like he's stuck for at least two turns. I
Thought I was gonna win in three turns when he said that five times my fucking god. I can't
Well, I mean that the UK had the world and they went back to the island it Greek had your up
And he's gonna go back if I can have enough
Classic classic British person classic because you want to you want to take his
Classic classic
What's on a fucking leather suit and things again own the world then he goes back home with fucking nothing it classic
You done
Yeah, just don't take North America anymore. That's all good. I'm not gonna take it. You can fight out now. I'm out. I'm out now you two can fight out
Well, man, what made you two? I'm out. What made you two you're not out at all. You're out when I say you're out
Wow
Are we serious right now X?
After everything we did
Yo, you are out what I say you're out you fucking bitch assers. I mean, okay?
Well, all right, so that's it. That's that you done you get nothing every time you get crumbs
You get fucking nothing Jesse. It's a I'd rather you win than this fucking evil fuck
I'd rather you win than this evil guy Jesse I'm willing to just do everything he he betrayed me this game
Jesse cannot even attack if you want to he's suck in the corner
even if you want to attack, you cannot attack it.
You can if you want to attack it.
Take your attack at one.
If you want to do that.
Let me have Asia, let me have Asia.
I have to have Asia.
Well he's never going to look at Asia.
Are you stupid?
No, take your up and I'll have Asia, yes.
Okay, I see what you're doing.
Okay, every time I'm just going to buff around,
I mean, I get more income and back home.
Hey, what do I do here, Jesse?
I'm only listening to you, buddy.
I could do your back.
Look at the side of the map.
He has been winning every single turn in a row.
Every turn is in winning you because it doesn't attack you.
He just stacks.
We already lost the game.
Are you? Oh my God, it's just that's all you need to do.
And then turn and clicking around
in the main menu here. It's actually a four player game.
The game is over since fucking... 14 turns now.
We agree, by the way, click the stat icon at the bottom,
see left, click stat icon, and then click on the face guy.
Look on the right side of the map.
Like, look at the stats.
We've been losing every turn the whole game.
The game's over.
Yeah but Jesse's nice to me.
I don't need shit for him.
You're dumbass.
True.
I'll win for us.
Win for us.
Like, holy shit.
Sounds like Hasan for a minute there.
Okay.
Do not call me Hasan.
You can call me fat.
You can call me dumb.
Us.
Us.
We win.
me any guys the means of the
time we will all get so much
money guys us viewers guys we
will all get so much money
certainly is our broke I'm not
living as if I can 20 I try to
go to the youth that would never
happen we will win and you just
betrayed me you just betrayed
me socialism is the wind guys
please you shut yourself in the
foot you shut yourself in the
foot you bitch sorry great I
told you like an hour ago that
they give us over a minute you
attack. I didn't want to swear.
It was worth it. You're doing great. I get him.
This is the meme where the guy says that this foreigner wants your cookie
and the cookies just keep stacking and stacking and stacking it.
And you lost again.
He's great.
You are a beast.
And you lost again.
Yeah, what does it matter? Jesse, good job man. You do have to do what you have to do.
You're going to be stuck. If you can, it would be great if you can break an entry way.
Yeah, yeah. She cannot win by himself now. I mean, he's cooked.
Yeah, we've always been together, me and Neve.
Fat people stick together, X. Fat people stick together. Because you're just mean
to me. I'll just come back. Alright. You're still attacking me. You're just such a fucking
scum. Oh, like I said, I told you earlier what was happening. I told you earlier. At this
point, just already won, I would rather see you lose before I lose, accessible. I would
I'd rather see you lose with one of those, it's that simple man.
Make sure I get seconded at least Jesse.
Too late for that, too late.
Bang, bang, like how does it feel like Jesse's bull sack is just dipping into your mouth
right now, boom.
Oh man, oh man.
Hold it, hold that.
Yeah bang, that's what you get for being a traitor.
Bro, how am I a traitor when I told you this would happen?
You're fucking a traitor.
This scenario, I predicted it an hour ago and you're like, oh my god, this is happening.
God, I'm like, it's like it's a gotcha like you're so braindead.
Great Greek, now you can just easily take it.
I would never call you.
I was South America.
You're doing fantastic.
South America?
Yeah.
That's not a bad idea.
Can I fuck up?
No, you do great.
How am I going to take it with any four here?
I'm going to do this, I'm going to take Asia, go to my one, go to my one, go to my one on
the right.
I mean, you're just grieving, it's not even funny, I'm not grieving, you fucked, you
betrayed me so many times, you're just grieving the game, like I get it, it's funny, we
I'm griefing the game, but you didn't
It's so funny in fact next get me next next
Please next you're up your attack Europe your attack Europe your attack Europe your attack Europe
I said leave Europe alone and you didn't
bitch
That's what you get. That's just exactly. Yeah. Can you attack you attack?
I asked him to hit me and he hit me over and over again
I asked you to betray me and you betrayed me over and over again
I'm right.
Did he betray me?
Yes or no?
Chat, did he betray me?
Yes or no?
He betrayed me, so now I'm betraying him.
Fair is fair.
Chat, who's mind controlling him?
He uses his damage.
Stop fucking.
Oh.
Jesse, you.
Did you just mind control me?
Yeah, I'm so great.
What the fuck? I don't even know anymore.
I just want to make all my friends happy.
I can't do this on this game.
Do you just lose now?
I told you, an hour ago. We both lost an hour ago.
When will you kick in? When does your brain kick in?
You're about to lose all your cards. You already lost.
He wouldn't do it to me, though. He's leaving my blue cards.
Holy fucking shit.
Surely.
Jesse?
Surely you just leave my cards, right?
Jesse?
Jesse! Jesse!
Jesse!
What?
Are you fucking- I said let me get second.
You know, you know, you know, it's crazy.
Wow.
It should be illegal for a Greek to be even be considered to be a father or to be a child.
Generally like being dislike you should be illegal like you be imprisoned ahead of time because something bad is gonna happen
Like like you should put it in the back and be like yo like we should we should deal with you like holy fucking zero IQ
Dumbass
Hey, don't leave like please don't leave back in your chair when you're calling me a dumbass
Thank you
Okay, well I'm just gonna go and see if somebody's nice wants to talk to me, bye.
Ready?
Made a room in the mood.
Let's go ahead and
Go about right I think here would be nice
We were all having fun we were all playing this game together, and then we just had to be mean like that
Yeah, yeah screenshot
Yeah
What what what's worse look at the game you threw through screen share or be in the cut chair like actually
so we're still attacking me so we're still attacking how come every game
it's my fault and I'm the bane of all evil wait I just feel like a Jesse's
You buffered again.
No, I'm not.
Yep, you are.
You're saying?
I mean, yeah.
Any good player would have wiped you out by now.
You buffered four times in a row in this game.
That's what I buffer.
Fuck dude, how do I fix that?
Dammit.
Hey, Jesse, it looks like you're winning right now.
What is that?
He doesn't understand, he doesn't get it yet.
Just wait, just wait, wait.
That's weird.
I just don't understand.
Oh, can't finish, I wonder why, I wonder why, I wonder why.
Fuck.
Damn it.
But this is like some guy in CS has no bulletin his gun, right?
And then you shoot all your bullets and you miss all your shots.
This is, yo, you miss all your shots.
I wonder how, I mean, you shoot more shots.
Like, buddy, buddy, it doesn't matter.
It's still correct.
You still did some dumbass move like what?
I'm scratching my head, but I just don't know what you mean.
Thank you.
I'm not bad.
We get a free win and I get to see him fall and lose the game, I don't get a shit.
He has to go to this corner and look at the screen share and I don't give a fuck.
Five actually rolled.
Seriously.
I'm winning the game through watching the screen share. Like it's crazy.
Holy Vile Terrorist.
Win slash lose doesn't matter.
Learn to enjoy games with friends.
You're gonna live here now.
KX, can you help me translate this sentence into French?
The seal pushed me today.
Jesse, you just gonna bully him?
Now.
I hope everyone here that doesn't look at risk as the game it is, and Clinton she was mad because he wasn't losing.
He doesn't understand the risk in his calls with the game being over an hour ago.
Let it go.
I thought he said earlier, you better like, if he is online, better you get banned, you know.
I won't report you, actually I'm a board game and fuck it.
He did do that. That's too far.
If anybody knows the trolley we built over an hour ago, I'm gonna report you right now dude.
You're gonna get a report and you can't even do something like that.
You can't even do the rules, you actually can't do this.
Report him.
Do you not report him? If you report him, you're a dumbass.
And if you end up getting banned, you get a back on record. Your account is back on record.
Are you a bad boy?
Alright, now kill yourself in here Holy Aura, he's such a dick, you guys.
I see you're having way too much fun here aren't you?
X I'll give you a knife if you win this somehow.
He's not gonna win.
Hold on.
Why isn't this working?
There we go.
All right.
That should be good.
Hopefully I can win this.
He won't kill himself, he won't let you, this could go on for hours, this could go on for
hours.
It's infinite, it's like you can imagine, you know what I mean, like what?
This could go on for hours.
He's like, he's trying to actually get me banned.
Are you actually reporting him?
I
Think it's the rules man. It's allowed to have fun other than me and that's forcemanship
But it's it's annoying and when I was doing it when I was winning I didn't do that
I'm supporting you for
harassment
Now let's ask Rika. How does he feel about all this?
I feel like I really don't want to play that again because everybody shouted at me and then we're not for it
with great will miss not what happens with your what you're that what happened
happened what I say what happened in front of you I say what happened everybody
shouted at me and I lost so I didn't know what's happening anymore that's
exactly what happened I got shot at and then I lost monopoly
I'm about to start in in the morning.
Can't think of some playing games, guys, to go man.
Yep, GG's.
I have to go, guys.
Thanks for joining us.
Yep, it was fun, it was fun.
Thanks for playing, guys.
Thanks for being with us.
Nice.
Thanks for inviting me.
Thanks again, thanks again.
Bye Jack.
Bye.
Bye.
See you guys before you go.
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