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of all. It needs like a, um, hello chat.
It's on. Let me go check. Also,
my phone times out when I put my, put my chat up.
When I let my, put chats in whatever, I don't see emails.
This is going to suck. Use Chatson.
Forcing Chatson. Is it an app? Yeah, look,
and it just works. Yeah.
There are problems that my, when I have my phone on guided, you know what it is?
Like when you're locked mode,
Hmm. Oh, it will still show you even a lot.
You gonna give me some of the floor?
I'll watch this.
Yeah, you talk about the board.
This one, two, three.
Huh?
How do you do that?
You got an access started.
Now you can't flick anything.
See this?
This guy knows all the fucking technology.
Look at this.
Okay.
Well, it told me.
Anyway.
It's a little chap.
Sorry.
I don't have business with chap.
Oh, right.
Yo chap, really?
I haven't this much more than it?
I don't know, it's me.
Oh no, no way.
Yeah, they were talking about me.
Let me see.
Oh really?
Yeah, they said they were saying Jesse, Jesse, or uh.
Oh, you're talking about it, isn't it?
Okay, then what about this?
Holy, holy no.
Stop pointing with me at that point.
If you're, there's things to send crickets.
Those aren't crickets.
Okay, it's lagging, there's a cricket.
Those were your crickets.
No, those were your crickets.
That's crazy.
You're cricketing you.
Chassel, it is you are cricketing me, would you?
Uh, I gotta add an account.
I'm just- I'm just using this for first time.
No, no, no. Just- just add an account.
Just that big, you see?
I don't know what to do.
L, babe.
Leave channel.
What, you got a plus?
Any type?
He's done it. Bang!
And let him load it. Bang! See that?
Holy! No nicotine vape though.
Really? What does he do then?
Just nothing. It's like sucking.
No, stop it.
It's either that or I get a pacifier.
Let me buff it then.
I hate that.
Actually, no. Because I might be sick yet.
Well, I have fentanyl in it.
Are you good with that?
Really? Yeah, I gotta hit it then.
Yeah, go for it. We can share a sec. I don't care.
Bro.
Take a dip.
Bro, there's no weed though, right?
nothing I just killed him Chad I just
killed him
all right man you ready? Yes sir Steve I hope
they're just ready to talk about the job we're gonna just go and start doing that
I didn't want to stall, whatever.
So, oh, this place is massive.
No, no, no, this is the store.
It's part of the store.
It's part of the store, yeah.
Those are Jesse, Jesse.
Jesse is a guy from the stream.
What did you just say?
From the stream, he's from the stream.
From the broadcasts.
Oh, yeah, that's Jesse from the broadcasts.
Yo, that's actually hard.
Greatest.
That just has a piece of, is that a piece of food?
Roll.
We'll do a little later.
It's a sandwich, though.
Look at that thing.
That'd be sweet, bro.
That's crazy.
This is, of course.
This is always this, of course.
Of course.
OK, so I'll invite you guys to do it.
I want to do this at home.
You could outside your house.
Yo, that's hard.
You could.
You should.
That actually like that.
Where's Kate at?
Kate is our guy.
Yeah.
Hello.
Kate is our guy.
Hello.
I don't want to.
like
You have a microphone or that's the microphone it's like it's a shot. Yes, I shot gun chat. Do you hear it's good?
What is the doop-doop challenge was that am I like hold on let me do it
What do you guys think?
Holy order. I think most of them are talking about me though.
But...
There's Keaton.
See? See, Keaton?
Jack, thoughts?
Why is he getting crickets?
Now you're going to be cricket farming today for sure.
I think we're looking for Keaton, is it?
Keaton.
Keaton.
So what was that?
Fitting?
I know that it's...
We said that we were going to stream in and then they said that Kate would be our guy that kind of walked us around.
Kate?
Hello.
Hello, nice to meet you.
How's it going?
Sorry, you'll be on the camera?
Yeah, it's for sure.
Okay, nice to meet you.
I'm Felix, nice to meet you.
I'm Jesse.
How are you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Good.
Alright, so basically, I've never been going before and I'd like to just get it to you.
You want to try?
Okay.
I got something on it and we're just swapping the sweat and stretch.
I have three months at home, but I can fix it a lot.
But you need to whole set and practice with the set.
Yeah, okay.
I'll bring you some clothes too.
Okay.
But you gotta think like, it is your first day and you don't even know what golf is.
You need to almost forget like the big burlfers, you know, like.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to think is like, basically we haven't until five.
Have somebody coming at five so for me. It's like I gotta try to figure out what's gonna give you guys the best time frame in
Or to shop for clothes
Do all that
Plus I have a couple drivers
Okay, yeah, so I mean I imagine if we're gonna do it. Yeah, if we're gonna do a full bag
Normally we dedicate like three hours
We obviously don't have that time. Oh, yeah, but we're like
The whole point is that the speed is better. We're not fitting up either. We're just going out just hitting stuff
How like
As much as you want to as much as I do in depth and be you yeah, like whatever you get will take it
I will play on it.
Okay, cool.
I can use the same phrase in here.
I mean, like, we can just, ch-ch-ch.
Have you hit a golf ball before?
I've been to top golf a time before.
I put Angry Birds on the top golf.
Have you ever seen that before?
I love top golf.
Angry Birds is the best.
Wait, you know that.
I know that.
Dude, yeah, all the circles.
I can reach them.
The circles, that's not the one at the back end.
The one before that.
Oh, the one in front of the net.
the one before that so I can I can't go all the way across but I'll say like that
we have us we have a miss counter at the top or just put it that way yeah I'm not
gonna get mad at you if you laugh one of our friends. If anything will do better than the last time. Please laugh. Please laugh.
If you want to pop in here like this is where it all go down.
Exciting to see.
Exciting, I mean.
Essentially what I have is like,
we can put it on a bunch of different screens.
This is the screen I use most of the time.
If you were to hit a shot,
like it pops up data on my screen,
but not on the screen you're playing against.
But I do have a screen that won't give me data on my end,
but it will give you like distances.
Yeah, we'll get the cool, if we can get like,
okay, let's get it there.
I think you're sitting in the ball
as it puts us up for sure.
Tomorrow we're actually going to a course.
Oh sick, where are you guys going?
We don't want to stand, we can't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like the progression, you know, like hitting the ball first, and then kind of wrapping up towards the play, actually playing the game, you know what I mean?
The goal is we want him to become a professional player.
Yeah, that's the vision. You know what I mean?
Cool.
I guess what I normally have people start off with is literally just grabbing a wedge from that bag.
A wedge?
Yeah.
Literally just something short to get the body loose.
Is this a wedge?
Is this a wedge?
Yeah.
Is this a wedge?
Yeah.
Did you bring my golf stuff?
I didn't bring your golf stuff.
Don't worry about your gear. I'm going to give you a new gear, Loki.
This one feels short. It's going to be short.
Is that normal? Do I have to be slouched? Kind of, but you also want to bend a little bit
at the knees, too. Don't you get kind of?
Honestly, that was pretty good.
So essentially anything in this middle
that right here
we're literally just going to hit four.
There's no key or whatever.
Now with these, once we get into the driver, yeah.
This little orange box behind you guys will give us
all the data that you'll see on the box.
Could you give me like
what sort of shots look like
and I'll mimic what you did.
You know what I mean?
Oh yeah.
Just give me like an actual like, I can't even slide.
I should see if you can give me a slip.
I want it, I have to be you, you know what I mean?
Alright, don't worry, no butter, no butter.
It's alright.
This is not a wedge, but it's 7 iron.
Yeah, it's 7 iron, yeah.
Okay.
I got one.
I don't know what you are.
Run there.
It's just a...
Okay. Yeah. So I'd say if you want to start with the grip, the grip is super fun amount.
So, if I'm going to mirror you real quick, you basically want to have the, and then your left hand like this.
Left hand like this? Yep. And then wrap your fingers and your thumb on top.
And then you could do one or two things. So if you stick out your left finger, the pinky.
Yeah. Actually not the index finger by that. Point of ring. Yeah.
Basically, you can stick your other right-handed tinky in between there or in between like right there
That's go and then wrap it over. That's what like Tiger Woods does. That's called really long. Yeah, or if that feels really weird
Nothing nothing will feel weird. It feels weird because you know, yeah, it's the first time. Yeah. Yeah, if if you wanted to try something
I don't mind it. Okay, let's try
All right, here's a natural fist, that one.
Like this?
Yeah, that's perfect.
Yeah, but these little lifts?
That up looks awesome.
And then?
And just as you take the club back, you also want to rotate your body, too.
Like this?
Yeah.
Yeah, how far back do I have to go over here like this?
I would say basically up to your right shoulder, on the way back, right there's perfect.
Yeah, right?
Make sure to hit the ground, too.
Hit the ground.
Yeah.
Well, what if this was really, let Rastel, I wouldn't take a big dip, but this
isn't, so.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't, yeah, I can sit.
Sit back down.
Okay.
Ah, contact!
Contact is one.
I heard it, I heard it.
I heard it in the ground.
Oh!
Okay, okay, hold on a minute.
So then, is that the end of my swing?
I can do the thing.
Yeah, he's figuring it out.
Okay, okay.
So the only thing that should be on the,
if we're just talking about your right foot,
The only thing that should be on the ground is your right toe.
Right toe. Right toe.
I have 10 though. For which toe?
All 10.
Oh, okay.
So, look at this.
Perfect.
Nice.
Talk to you later.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
That was...
Really?
That was really...
Oh, this is just testing me off because you're doing it better than me.
No.
Yeah.
I don't want to.
No, this is just...
No, no, no.
Let's go home.
I swear to God, okay, hold on.
See if it's the biggest stand backer ever.
That was really good.
Nice.
I feel like that was really good for speed.
You just didn't touch the ground.
Okay, okay, I did feel like that.
I hit the ball, basically, maybe.
Right in the middle.
Okay, nice.
Let's see, come on, hit that in the air.
So like wedges and irons,
basically the only way to get the ball on the ground
or off the ground is hitting the ground.
It's kinda weird.
I think it makes sense, it's called a wedge, right?
You want to wedge it under.
What do you want?
Everything that's not a driver, you want to wedge it under.
I don't have a 7.
Do you want to do a 7?
What is that?
A 7, 9.
So basically the higher you go, the higher the ball's going to go.
But the shorter it's going to go.
So like a 4 is going to go a lot further than a 9.
It makes you use a four, but you don't hit it,
or you don't hit it as hard.
The four would go further than a knot.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
This was a, that was a skit for humor.
Oh, buddy.
It's a good thing glasses are in the way.
It's kind of big glasses on me.
It's there, it's there, it's there, come on.
No, that was wrong, please.
I just find so much more from what?
Yeah, from, no, yeah, I'm good.
Don't push it.
And now he's doing that rocket leap thingy.
So, yeah, let's do it.
Not bad.
See how you kind of fall back on your right foot when you swing?
You're kind of like this.
You want to make sure that that right foot and your chest are pointing towards the
front.
I'm self-taught.
Hello?
I was over the top.
Really?
Yeah.
Better.
But still kind of leaning back on that right foot.
Yeah, just kind of kind of make sure that the only thing on the ground when you finish the swing is the toe like just your toes
Not the actual foot itself. Gotcha. Yep
Tiger food, really big. I'm not mentioning it. I'm not mentioning it.
I'm reading the chat. He's not wearing socks. No, I said it.
I'll get that right in the hole.
This needs to go up.
You really want me to hit the twisty?
I'll hit the twisty.
I'll hit the twisty.
I'll just twist this.
I can twist this.
You can twist it.
Okay, yeah.
Then I twist.
You twist it.
Wait, wait, that's a target.
Yeah, so you almost did a full football field.
Woo!
85 yards.
One full football field.
I think I'm going to want to move my full of the area that you're standing because
I'm not going to step up.
I'm supposed to be on this like 1.30.
Basically if you stand behind the track man, you won't get killed.
You're supposed to be in 1.30 right?
You're not going to make a fish.
Yeah, I love what it is.
You know what that is?
Well, let me do the whole thing.
I love it.
No, I was doing something yesterday at the drag ring.
Yeah.
I was actually putting it more right and I know you're not supposed to do that,
but let me try it.
Yeah, I was actually putting in more weight, and I know you had to do that, but let me try it.
Look, right back, right back.
So if you want to run an ounce on this, right? If you want to bring it down, right?
What could cause the ball to go this way like that?
Is it because it's hitting the early wedge, or like, what could be happening?
Pretty much.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
Yeah, we would call that a shame.
Basically, yeah, shame.
But it's basically when you don't let it yeah, you need to hazzle. Yeah, so basically the face connects to this little thing
Oh, yeah, right when you hit this connection point. That's what shoots it off to the right. That's yeah
I find I'll give because you're too close to it as well. I'm saying
Whoa dude, that's nice
Yeah, but I went over to that tree.
Yeah.
I think the club face was just pointing to the left.
We should put a seed inside of my ball so it goes up there and goes to the tree.
Put an air tag on it.
Yeah, an air tag is seven on there.
So it was seven, really.
It was seven.
And we can hit it off a seed and get the seed in the air.
Okay, in the air, yeah, let's do it.
Okay, so the seven, sorry, I swear I wasn't listening, but I wasn't computing it.
So how are your beans?
Six of them.
You said the, you said the 6-7?
I did, yes.
Okay, cool.
Say it.
No, I can stop doing it, okay.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, I know that.
I have to lock in, because I have to go back and I have to.
He made the 6-7 mean, that was his thing.
That was really his thing, yes.
No, he made that.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
You know that?
Well, I have popularized it, but it's all good.
Okay, now that, now that.
Okay, so, cry your rock stronger.
Correct.
Good.
Lower, further.
So when you get to one, then you go to one, you go to the pocket there.
One is the driver, which is the big one.
The one that's really getting you to a bar, who gets that next?
This is like the middle of the step.
I'm sorry, I'm not excited.
I'm completely thrown off.
Lower means you're hitting the ball further out.
Correct.
So as you go up, so it's almost like a pocket, it's wedged pretty much.
Pretty much.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, so the max one is nine.
Nine is max.
No, the wedges are going to go higher, but shorter too.
Yeah, I'm saying it goes up.
So like the one is the K, that's the driver.
Correct.
I think of like the one as the first club you normally hit.
OK.
That's a good way to think about it.
Oh, OK.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
I also just tell people the shorter the clubs and the shorter
is when you go, that's a pretty general rule, except
for my damn same sign.
Really?
Well, that shows overall.
Like pretty loose.
No, loose.
Yeah, pretty soft on the elbow.
Yeah, so you roll it, you roll it, you roll it.
Okay, so you want to get that out.
Okay.
Stand a little further away from it.
Okay, right?
Perfect.
Yeah.
Okay.
Stay straight.
Oh, okay.
See, I really taught them.
You're doing the hips and the shoulder turn.
I can't do it.
You know what I'm doing.
See, because, I think initially that's why I wanted them to do it first.
I want to have an idea of what I want to be and try to do that.
It was doing good, like genuinely, I had a great sleep.
You sink the club into your stomach like this.
Yeah.
And you feel like you kind of just bend from the hips a little bit.
Yeah.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
And you kind of rotate.
That's what it's supposed to feel like, but your arms are just extended.
OK, yeah.
Yeah.
That actually makes sense.
I can't see it.
Don't do that.
Good, good, it's good.
OK.
Oh!
Hey!
No, look!
I was just pausing and it went dead straight.
Yeah!
And you know what you're doing, Joe?
Yes, sir!
I feel like I should go with the motion, even if I don't have the ball.
I totally agree.
You gotta stick the ball through.
Okay.
There.
Try to put a little bit more weight on your left foot.
Like, if there's a percentage, call it 60 on the left, 40 on the right.
Oh, like a...
Yes, yeah.
We'll call it momentum, but we want to have a little bit more weight on our left foot.
Nice!
You have no idea how good that is.
I feel like I'm not doing the full rotation, but I'm hitting over here to go over there.
I think I hit it like that.
Correct.
Yeah, I'm good.
What is the number?
It's a 7.
I think it's almost neutral.
Okay, that's like right in the middle.
The low kick though.
It's almost neutral.
OK.
That's like right in the middle.
The low key though.
Why don't we just put a number on it somewhere?
They do.
Where?
It's on the bottom.
Seven.
OK.
So you don't like it.
Well, no, because look, it's sitting in here.
So you don't have to take it up on seven.
Oh, OK.
Hit that bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a little bit boomer, but it's all good.
I just feel like, yeah, it's all good.
OK.
Can we do the driver?
Yeah.
Because I have to make up for what I just did.
I feel like that would be a cool shot, I don't know if that would happen.
You want to just do something cool?
Sure.
Yeah, okay.
I'll just feel something cool.
What, are you a middle on a plate?
Yeah, it's like a life saver.
Those are cool shots, but I probably won't get into those.
The cool shots, where at?
We can build something cool, like that pink one.
The black one?
We can get some of those in, and I can buy that.
Do I have my own?
Today it's just because we have to get those from Korea. Oh
There's Korean damn Koreans nuts wait
This one
I'm on how much is it?
It's not too bad. I do it from Korea. That's a thousand. Yeah
No, that's it. I'll tell you because you should have the court and shut the recording you have this like that
$1,000 stick from Korea. Okay, we're skin
Yeah, but it's pretty normal.
Okay.
Hey, what's up?
I played ice-cool golf.
All right.
You know what, let me get one of those scores.
Okay, so I'm gonna ask you, why would you get like,
what would you get this or that, why would you get this one?
It just looks cool.
Okay, but it does the same type of thing, right?
Kinda, yeah.
I'd say for somebody that's more consistent,
like you would get seen,
All of these will do something different to the ball.
So for example, I think the biggest thing that we're
probably going to do is talk about the loft.
So the loft is basically, you'll see how there's a number
printed on the side.
Basically, the bigger that number is, the higher it should go.
Yeah?
Yeah, so it's just like a wedge, how they have numbers
instead of like letters on the bottom.
Let's say you hit it really low.
We would need the loft to get the ball up in the air
so you still get over a water hazard or something.
Yeah, so you might need more luck?
Yeah.
So, when you go to the course then, why don't you have all these ones in your bag like...
Normally you have 14.
14?
Yeah, you can only have 14.
You can't play with 15, but you can play with 10 if you wanted to.
That seems like a logistical nightmare, but that's all good.
Yeah.
Oh, it's one of the caddies, whatever.
And when you play at the...
Let me get my 56.
Exactly.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
That tells you what club you're in.
Okay, now that the development goal is expanding,
as we get through this, there's more to it.
It's more than just hitting the ball with a stick.
Yeah.
No disrespect.
Nope.
Not taken.
Ooh, no, you cranked that.
What happened with that?
What happened with that?
You cranked that.
It's a soldier's ball.
Yeah, for real.
You cranked that.
Oh, hold on.
Man, you swing that.
That's crazy.
That's actually so crazy.
So is that what we're talking about?
So this didn't bother you daily.
So it's very good.
I feel like that we're changing.
What do you do with that?
Sorry.
Is it the same motion as anything?
Yes.
The only difference is you're just
going to have a slightly wider stance
so you don't fall over.
OK.
And then talking about where the ball is
going to go in your stance, you basically
want it to be up against this left heel.
So basically just move your body back, yeah, exactly.
Oh, yeah, okay.
That actually makes sense, because there's more range on it.
Yeah, so that.
But it's the same philosophy, it's the same swing.
Okay, yeah, and in my head,
I'm seeing the ball going to go that way.
That's okay.
Okay, most people will miss it the other way.
I don't mind if it goes to the left.
Okay, fair enough.
And just send it.
Send it to the shoulder.
Send it to the shoulder.
Oh, you know what I did?
I did the wedge thing.
I hit the, I went to the grass.
Okay, really look at the ball and you're hitting that ball.
Okay, pretty much.
Another good way of thinking about it is like, just try to hit the golf ball and not the
green tee.
Not the green tee.
Yeah, because you did exactly what you would do with a wedge.
This is no wedge.
Nice!
Back in that one, fly though.
We wanted to pop off the ground like, yeah!
Like in modern golf, like, back in the...
Like, you know what I'm saying?
That was in the air, you know?
It's like, switch sports ball.
Look at that.
I'm gonna do it more.
I'm gonna do it more.
You want it?
Yeah.
I know.
Yeah.
So, okay, let's try something different.
So, whenever I'm talking to you,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like,
Okay, let's try something different.
So, remember how I talked about 60% of the weight
on your left foot for the wedge?
Yeah.
Now it's the opposite.
Okay.
And when we set up, imagine if your shoulders
were level like this, just drop your right shoulder
a little bit more.
We call it spine tilt.
Oh!
It basically helps us hit it up.
Yeah.
Looks good.
Oh, there.
Okay.
Not bad, okay, I think the right thing.
Yeah, it went up at least.
It's a soap, doesn't it?
But I guess we'll find that out.
That would mean that I did.
Our clubface was just open at impact.
That's all.
Yeah, so pointing to the right.
I feel like there's a wrist game in there.
There is.
Maybe at the end I just got corrected so that.
This is definitely the hardest club to hit, by far.
Because it's so long, you're standing so far away from it.
Why do you feel straight all the time?
Straight?
This is a blade.
You know what I mean?
You see that?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You see that?
It kind of stays in like one motion.
You even kind of reference that other thing you did with the drive, the club up against
your stomach.
It's that same sort of feel.
Okay.
Yeah.
You just got to keep the entire body rotating.
You're not just sort of the arms out.
Hold on.
One more.
Nice.
That was it.
You know, one more of a pop, but.
Okay.
I don't want to bore over Pop, but okay, that's a great end.
Okay, wait, that one we're going for.
Look at that part of it.
Okay, 160.
Yeah, yeah.
That was fun though.
Yeah.
I actually enjoyed that.
That was pretty good.
So, and you played?
Now we got to the, almost to the back of Topgolf.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, probably, I think it's like 200 to the back.
It's got the natural.
Wait, not actually nice though.
Wow, wow.
Wait a minute.
The sound just got out.
Wait, it actually stayed in the middle of the center.
I always got this in the hole.
The green thing.
There's a hole in there?
There might be a hole in the wall, but...
Hold on, he's gonna lock him up.
Whoa!
That's really good.
Nice!
Hey, bitch!
What?
Those would be...
Damn, those would be exact same.
You can flex on this.
You're terrible.
Let's say he's locked in on a locked-in date.
How many yards you hit a drive for?
Learn how long it'll take you to get that gun, and if it won't you shut up.
300.
300.
300 yards?
I know.
Nah, 300 yards.
Alright, the last one.
Yes, look at it.
Didn't you really get there?
Wow, wait, I must have been putting an accuracy to the shot.
You played a long time ago.
I went to the range yesterday and finally figured this out.
Really?
Yeah, chicken fritter.
Always going on the ground.
See, I wasn't going to be a hater.
That's one of those drive-ins with a lot of volume.
Something you should probably have.
That's probably what I need.
Probably would you?
You want to go again?
That's awesome.
I also want to get an outfit that I don't look like a noob.
Yeah.
I'm not sure if I'm going to say that.
Yeah, I go yellow.
I'm new to this course, but I've been around.
You're like a classic British outfit, you know?
We should have something like that.
Yeah.
I don't have a lot of stuff.
We can also just talk about the whole thing.
Like, I want...
We could, like, like...
Press me up, but not like, you know, just...
Feed me the idea, you know what I mean?
So I can sell it.
If I can sell it, then it's pointless.
100%?
100%
Something I think, at least,
I like almost tilt my body and like I'm gonna like I can't find to talk about right yeah
Yeah, like like the back the back
More the back foot right stand one way
There you go
Like your me
And hit the side of the ball look at the side of the ball and sit back side of the ball
Punch
Yeah, see now I was too conscious about earlier about my right now I keep our left side
I think it's gonna be a wiggle game
We've got to just get the center of the ball, then I just do this
You just move your right ball to the center
Yeah, that's good
I would almost say if you kind of tilt your entire body back a little bit. Yeah, yes
Does he want it to go up really good?
Sorry, sorry to get that in the store?
This thing almost went further than that.
Oh! Yo! Yo!
My bad. Sorry.
Now I get it. I get it. I get it.
That's crazy.
Man, I can't heal.
Can I heal?
That's really good.
Nice, dude!
Dude!
Now that's it!
That's the furthest one today.
Really?
I know that's my reason for it to some of those sports were like
Even though there's so many motions. There's so many things that there's like the rain
There's the routine like the weight when you hit the ball and you did what you want to do
You know it's still coming. It's oh my god. I match wings. Yeah, exactly and you can see a pop
He's like in gold
That was actually really good
Like he said, he just found something on the range. You just have to hit a lot of balls. That's pretty much it.
That's pretty much it.
Alright, so...
That's pretty much all the clubs. I mean, I guess we could...
I mean, maybe the chip...
No, no, no, no. Don't give me this...
Like, putting is cool. How is it?
That is cool.
It's hard.
It's hard. Putting takes a lot of finesse.
I mean these are gonna be flat but you go out there as a hill here you have to know where you have to like raise it
Oh yeah, like at the game button
My heart's racing a little bit in my life. You know what we should do?
We should have him go to like the hardest spot of that spot
And log him
If he can make the putt in give him $1,000
Alright, I'll give it to him
That's gonna be hard though
I like him
I think he's underselling his width.
No, this guy, he said a $300 drive, like that's hard.
$300?
That's insane.
I mean, I'm assuming that's the total carry.
Yeah, but...
We're doing one of those rich golfers, right?
And we beat with the old guys.
Oh, 100%.
And like, 100K on this one?
We know everything too.
I don't need your advice.
So they called it to be good, they went to be able to sell it, you know what I mean?
Alright, ready?
Spaceship fire.
Oh, that's an asset.
This is like a movie, you know?
That is the floppy self flat.
But why is it like this though?
Wait.
You can pick the ball up with it.
Like if you want to go pick that ball up, you can do it.
So this is a real punch.
That's like what most people are using right now.
But what are the problems with TV though?
I feel like this is going to lose the aura a little bit, no?
I don't know.
It looks like it's using almost like an aid.
No.
That makes sense.
You know when they pull?
When they pull?
Yes, the bridge.
It looks like the aid.
Yeah, you're right.
No, I'm here.
We can put it.
All right.
Let's go then.
That's a dude.
That's a... dude.
I said it was a blue one.
Oh, I was just kidding.
Oh, yeah.
It's not, it's not, it's just...
I think about the state of that and not like, I'm not going to use this.
It's not cool enough to use that.
It's not like that.
Bye.
So, when I have my butt fucked, right?
Yeah.
I think it's, I'm a tiger.
I love the tour falls.
Correct.
So you wouldn't go to the bottom?
Yeah, you don't want to get out of your body.
So basically, you want to be a lot closer to the ball?
Yeah, when you fly.
Don't think of it like a fine boat of motions.
It's more like swinging your body as one thing.
So a really good rule of thumb basically is
if you're kind of gripping it,
you kind of want to keep everything moving as a triangle.
So you don't want to rotate like a full swing.
You kind of just want to move your shoulders
You should put a senior moron on it, so yeah.
Yeah, put your hand on your high ball, right over the ball.
Yeah, and it, like, do I just lock in on the ball?
Like my, my, I, hypothetically what we could do
is we could line this up, like if we wanted to get
this thing actually like dialed,
we could just line the little line up to the center hole.
Oh, right up.
And then you line that, you line the white line up
to the white line on the white line.
Yeah.
And this, is this the correct shape?
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's a really small
Shrope like so outside your right foot do I stick on it like I don't think like
Bricks like you know, I get like you're stuck. Okay, right?
Your body's
Okay, okay
Yeah, it's a really really really really short strip like not outside your right foot
It's just it's really short
No
Okay, you know see how small it was. Yeah, it's so small
Well now I got a point about the mindset though when you hit that shot
On a scale of like, oh, I'm like a happy image all over.
On a scale of 10, how much was it?
I was thrilled.
I was thrilled.
Yeah, that was sick.
That was a great one.
That was the best thing.
I just want to say, is this for you, is that easy?
You know, I can even replicate that all the time.
You had the perfect distance.
The distance is the most important.
So like, literally, it's just about taking it back here,
right outside of your right foot,
and trying to keep it low is to the ground as possible.
Close to the ground?
Yeah.
I feel like this is Michael. We drive a car and try to brake with the other foot.
100%
Okay
Okay, that's the way not your hands hitting it. That's the way exactly okay
So you know what be a really good idea
Yeah, basically the way I try to teach people is like if I were to grab this ball in my hand
And like how hard would it take me to like how far would I throw my hand back in order to just roll it then?
Like basically if I were just I'm not even I don't know how far this is but I'm literally just in my mind
I'm like, oh, yeah, that's probably pretty close. Okay
But it's not like you're not gonna take it back like you're gonna throw it up
You're literally like your body to you're going yeah, it's the whole body small thing
Okay, well that was better though, but still too much power, you see exactly, it's a really,
really small pot.
It's better to go not as far than over it because if you think you're in a golf course
you go over it and you're straight, yeah, do you want to speed set up for the next pot?
Yeah, okay, see that's the down-close thing, it's not the next shot, I'll think about
this as if I go in a singular shot, okay, just for one more than three.
Okay, is this string wheels?
This is string wheels, but you need it.
Everybody needs it.
I need it.
So when you set up to it, you'll see your eyes in that mirror.
Your goal is to get your eyes inside of this white line
and the green line.
Yep.
And then match your shoulders to this green line here.
That makes sure that you're straight.
You guys see your eyes in there?
Yeah.
Oh, over ball.
Oh, he's got it.
That's good distance, because think about it.
Next stroke.
Come over here.
That was really good.
Oh, and then you would go to the next shot.
That was the next shot, so would you have gotten this?
Okay, hey.
That would be a good one.
Thank you.
A par.
Yeah.
This was a birdie foot, that would be a par.
This is what I thought about that, either.
Like, sometimes I'll play a resport,
you know, is that a resorts or just a normal one?
Yo, you keep that in.
To resorts.
Resorts to resorts.
Me notion plus, because I had that action.
Okay, okay, okay.
I was larping and then he caught me.
That's crazy.
No, I'm just, I'm only.
Resorts to resorts is awesome.
No, bowling was what you were supposed to play
on resports, I think.
Okay, sure, sure.
I think I meant, it's another,
it's another switch game.
But it's like it's a clubhouse games.
It's like it's like.
What are the big games?
Oh, OK.
There's a female art game.
That's cool.
It's a game.
I'm not even thinking.
I swear.
It's just like sometimes you'll hit it.
And it'll be, oh, this one was equal.
Yeah, it has been done next time, but it's not equal.
Correct.
So basically, let's say the really short holds
are called par 3s.
That's just how many shots it should take you to get it in the hole from however far.
The next one is, think of a medium hole as a par 4.
That's how many strokes it should take you in normal circles.
So if I do a par 4, that'd be better than that.
One shot is better to be a birdie.
And I too would be an eagle.
Your golf method is hard.
So the best way of thinking about it is just like, I had one under the par.
One under, one under.
One under, one under.
Just in your total strokes.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Like a bite of ice.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yeah, I was about to do that.
It's, I feel like the game's got a little bit of it for me with the ice above it.
Now I feel like I'm kind of in control.
I'm just kind of...
Nice job!
Holy...
That was pretty good.
Yeah, it was good.
I mean, he's got some natural talent.
Holy...
I was not doing this on the first day, I'll be right back, now I'm off me.
Bucks are hard, now he made it look way too easy.
Here put off this little bottle top, that's like a string of mud to this, I don't know.
It'll pop without the super grip, I don't use super grip, I don't use it hard.
Just take a step on your cloth and pull it first.
See, like that's not a bad opener.
That's not a bad start.
I just said that, Nick.
Yeah.
They call that shit an after first.
I imagine one breast, that, see,
Nick, is that how much we invested in it?
Like, I sanded a little salt on the third part.
Okay.
Okay, hit the pinking.
Yeah.
You can even do a little more.
Yes.
I like the sound of it.
That was smooth though.
This is the real order that you walk up.
That's supposed to be a guinea.
You say, nah, I got this.
Nah.
Are you going to do that for both of us?
You can use your walkers to type out a decimal.
It's not rolling, you can.
Okay.
Let me do one more.
That was good.
but I can't do that my thinking thing with this bad boy.
Classic.
So yeah, noise as well?
Dude, it's just like a video game.
We're like...
Ooh!
I've never seen anybody do it like that.
I know, I just break this thing.
Wait, let me try that again.
He just does a glitch.
Think...
I've never seen that.
That was a new tag, that's a new tag.
You got to do it again.
Go for it.
Do it three times.
Oh, that's my ball?
Yeah, I got you.
No, stop it.
That's so crazy.
No, I...
I'm actually...
The guy's supposed not to worry about it, but...
Taylor made it, right?
Classic.
Um, I had a little grip with her.
I thought it was...
That was good though, that was good though.
Wait a minute do that again, then I just discovered a talent hold up no, dude
Every time there's a new skill on that
Now this guy just unlocking new shit every two seconds
Let's take a look at this, isn't that amazing though? You're having fun right?
Golf is amazing and you're gonna hate it
That's amazing.
That's an X.
You literally pay there to be as, there is the least amount of time as possible.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
And when you're having a bad day, it's just like, this game sucks.
You have a blame for everything.
All right, now we're going to pick your clubs, bro.
Pick your clubs?
I had to pick a club, but I didn't do that.
Let's go out there and pick it up.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, I thought you had to customize all of them like this.
No, we don't have to.
We have to pick all tomorrow.
When you if you get into golf we'll come back
Do you want to go like?
How crazy do you want to go expensive, but you know like not blades like forgiving stuff
Yeah, how about we see the options?
You know sick
It is I
I feel like if you're like a big like golf on over you're here is like a candy store. Oh, this is like twice our ass
This was a Twitter us. Oh was it actually was
Well, what I say is let's start with the driver
Now let me say a basic question now. Why is there so many options? Wow, I think they're most
Most look the same?
Yeah.
A lot of them look the same.
So what's everything?
So I would say that it's the best way to describe it
is like what's something that you enjoy doing?
Just so I can have it to relate to.
Like cars or like watches or like shoes or something like that?
Watches.
Watches.
Watches.
Watches.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, perfect.
So imagine going to a skate shop and getting a G-Shock
just off the rack versus a custom like you're picking the bezel you're picking
the band things like that. So it's like drip. You just want to look good. You want to feel good.
Now the difference between this drip and the other drip is like all of these
things would make it an actual difference if you kind of knew what you're doing.
Yeah so but yeah a lot of the things like you were just visual like there's a
blue wedge. I think it easily just goes, hey my favorite color is blue I'm
gonna get those because they're sick. Yeah but you know in theory if you
We had a robot hitting all these stuff.
They're all going to perform a whole big accent.
OK?
Yeah.
So we're not going full custom, like already made.
We're going ding, ding, ding.
Yeah, we're just going to go down.
All right, bet.
So do the pros have everything custom?
Pretty much.
Yeah.
Everything's built for them in a little workshop
that goes each year.
OK.
Yeah.
So what are we looking for?
Some cool clubs that have some form of them.
They're going to cater to you.
Well, we don't know that we have a pre-built skateboard
in the show.
Correct.
So that was why I'm going for it.
Exactly.
Totally.
We're going to have all the irons the same, though, right?
100%.
So the irons will be the same?
Again, we're going to make sure everything is comfortable.
It's a couple.
All the drivers and stuff are going to be different.
Yeah.
I think I want that driver.
That's over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have it overset already.
And that was just hitting.
Yeah.
Cool.
So what we can do is I'll probably
get us like what I would consider like the best most forgiving set of irons and
then we can kind of just like make the rest of the set as well. So the irons are
gonna be right back.
He said losing aura.
I'm going to go with the carbonate.
It goes a lot smoother than that.
But this is kind of the set of irons I'm looking at.
These are kind of like the most forgiving,
like, best irons right now, pretty much.
Well, that looks sharp.
They're definitely thicker, for sure.
But there's, you need them thick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Graphite.
So is this some yeah, okay? Yeah, so there's some check in there
Well, that feels sharp it does nice. Yeah, they can you can change grips here
We can't I mean they can re-grip all your stuff. So you have less squishy. I like it. It's kind of like um
It's it's not basically it's very kind of there's other clubs over there that are definitely a little bit more custom
Hmm. Yeah, I like the firmest of them. Is this firm? Yeah, do you want to compare them to another set over there?
Yeah, why not? Yeah, so hold on to that one. We'll go
why is this one K for the whole thing for every eye like these could be sweet
these are just like murdered out they're pretty okay interesting they're all
black it's just a different look but they're super costo that's graphite right
and that's steel but it's just a really yeah the shape is it different it's a
little different but they're kind of aimed at the same sort of player
Just getting into the game, super easy to hit.
But they are kind of cool.
Can you see the grip?
The grip's different.
The grip's custom.
The shaft's custom.
It's easier to see the center.
Yeah.
That's going to help with your alignment and your grip.
Like this can only have this little tiny little line.
That makes sense.
Yeah, I just felt like the grip on this
is so kind of basic that it's, see,
this one has texture on it.
Can you hold this one?
Yeah.
It's not a little bit of texture.
That one's good if your hands fly too.
OK.
Yeah, because there's hold.
That's why there's texture.
OK.
They give it like an off-road tire.
It's gonna give you some great and there's even squishier ones too. Yeah, I don't have a ton of super squishy ones, but
That one's that's nice. I like that. Yeah
So long
These ones so so those are the first clothes you started, but those are wedges. Okay. Yeah, these are more blades
So this is like 200 bucks. Yeah, okay
Could you explain what a full set is? What do you need to play a whole game?
Yeah, so pretty much you would need the driver, the club that we were hitting far.
Right? You need one of those. Then typically people have like a three wood,
which is going to go a little bit shorter than the driver, but pretty much just off the ground.
Where the driver is going to be the first club you hit, off the tee.
Then you're going to need a set of irons, which that's kind of what we're looking at now.
How many is that? Anywhere from 7 to 8.
Yeah.
Exhibit 98, 76, 5, you know.
Yeah.
So then you have wedges, which are right behind you,
which that's where we started.
And then we finished off on putters.
So, yeah.
Yeah, because when you get these, you get the full set.
Correct.
You're going to get the full set, not just one claw.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not 1,500 for one.
Correct.
No, that'd be insane.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, it's right in the head.
If that was going to be, I'm like, oh, yeah.
It comes out to like 200 a claw.
Oh yeah, yeah
No, no, no, I mean these are more expensive all in stream will do this for a first speed but obviously we're gonna be getting the full
Korean set
So I mean again both of those sets are probably our number two like number one and two oh
This one that one's just cool cuz again
and you'll see a whole lot of the black ones
are just limited edition kind of.
I like it's kind of a cool like, like a.
It's a little sparkly, yeah.
It's very cool, I like it.
Yeah.
Also, I can see it like it breathes a little bit.
It has like layers, right?
That's cool, you know?
No, there's little layers.
It breathes, as in like, for sweaty.
You can see this, it's not just one fabric,
it's like two, for me, what would be nice.
It's a line.
Yeah, because when I do my iron,
I mean, I don't know if you're necessarily
supposed to do that,
Usually go about right here. It's just it's a reminder. That's what it is. It's lined up
And now like you have that yeah, lady
Okay, so we can I guess we can leave those here and then just get everything yeah
No, no, it's I mean I would say for us for everything you're at like probably
Um, okay, I mean we're at wedges, dude. You want to do we can do Mizuno wedges, too
Do you know what it is? Yeah, so what is it so much compared to another wedge? That's just the brand
Oh, that's just the brand so we're gonna be right back. I think we gave him like he just has a sandwich and a pitching wedge
Yeah, just so that set comes with a
That might oh the set this one would you get so much time to get which I
Think you might need a sand for like the sand. Oh, he doesn't have a sandwich
It doesn't come in the sand.
So how often are you in the sand though?
Hopefully not as often.
You might.
I hate to break it to him.
You're gonna be in the sand a lot.
Is there other textures in sand and grass when you're playing golf?
Not really.
Water?
Hell no.
Like mud, maybe some kind of mud, but it shouldn't get there.
There's like a course they're kind of...
If you're playing in the desert there could be the cactus.
We're not gonna be playing in courses like that though.
So all we need is sand.
Yeah, so we're gonna be looking for one that says 56 on the log.
And it's got a mattress set.
It could but yeah, there's I don't actually think I have an all-black one
But I do have the blue the blue is pretty sweet
So I have this copper one so put it on my shoes though if you go if you go to say you go to the
To a cool place whatever and there's all the old people ever. We bought this but are you looking you look like a new
You know you actually just nailed it that that's a great point. You probably would you did look that on you
Yeah
Yeah, we're doing in reverse. Oh, we don't care. We're gonna rage bait them a little bit. Okay. I like that
This couldn't be more on brand
Hey, perfect. Yeah, cuz I looked at it. There's no colors and there's one color and it's
And then you can get a bag with like a blue accent
Oh, let's do a 58 because you're only gonna have one of these
What is the difference? We did basically the higher the number the higher the balls gonna go
So if you're gonna hit it out of the sand you want to hire number make sense
Yeah. Oh, it's like the slant.
Correct. The angle. We call it the loft, but basically it's this, like, pitch.
Hmm, yep. So, that'd be pretty sweet.
That looks cool. Same thing again at golf pride.
Yeah. That's pretty cool.
That's yours.
And then you should get a bag that has, like, a blue accent.
So, look, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I like it.
And we don't have to do the black eye because I just thought it was cool.
You're doing good with your shoulders and your hips,
and you're moving by the way, just automatically.
That's, I think, the hardest thing for people to understand,
yeah, because everyone tries to use their arms,
and then you're like, you're actually.
I'm telling you, that drill with the club in your stomach
is the best drill ever, because it really
teaches you that the entire motor has to rotate, too.
I promise, it's a great drill.
It's like you're a T-rex, and you're trying to do it.
Yeah, it's like, oh, then then you have to do
the whole motion.
Swing your arms at it, this is great.
I like that a lot.
I think I belong when you swung at the ball, it gives me a good visual.
I have to do this, have to do this.
When you go to the range just watch people hit.
Correct.
So obviously, if it's just me and you I'll be looking at where this is going.
Okay, that's alright, bitch.
So you saw my drive, come on.
Yeah, what's up, man?
Holy...
Okay, so blue, black, blue.
Yeah.
Now, we have the iron with the wedge, we have the iron with the wedge, we could do um, let's do the driver next, and then we'll do a three wood, and a putter, okay?
Oh, the putter, I did it.
No, we need a cool putter, like it has to have some sound.
Did you like the one with the circle on it?
You know what, I hate it at first, it's drawing on it.
So why is there like a maze on it, like why is it sort of like tech, what looks cool?
Wait, why is there a maze on it?
So like, see that there's a bunch of like,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
So basically, this is actually pretty sick.
So there's like a little QR code that you can scan,
and there's like an app on your phone.
It basically like, so for him,
he slices the apps though, right?
So if you scan this and input some like info,
like based on where your miss is,
it tells you which one of these configurations
to put it in.
Why not straighten it out?
Brother, you wanna do it?
Really?
Yeah.
Wait, bro, they just hacked your freaking golf club.
Yeah, I hope it's not too much.
You scan that, it's auto plays for you.
Don't show nothing on the camera.
Once it loads.
But how does it know you missed the ball
or you didn't do right?
You would have to hit a couple first
and then figure it out.
Like you missed a lot of your shots to the right.
To the right, and then it would say, oh, do this.
Yeah, so look, this is the screen,
it's gonna prompt you, it says find your fit.
then you're right handed, so you're gonna click next.
It's the coolest thing ever.
Wow, that's amazing.
So like for you, you miss it probably low
and to the right, right?
So then it's gonna click a recommended setting.
Oh, wow.
And then we're gonna basically take this off,
like we did the click, and just put it in D1.
Yeah, it's brand new.
Just came out last year, came out.
Future Fit 33.
He has auto aim down.
Kinda, it's like aim ball.
Yeah, shit.
Imagine back in the day, you're like a pro whatever
You have like a like a like a math guy in the caddy. I need to do all the math
Literally everything so basically the difference between the black the blue the red and the white is kind of like all honestly
I'd probably recommend this one for him. Hmm
Basically it's designed for people that slice it max D. I like that I do yeah
Well, you had a pretty straight. Well, this is the one you were trying
That was a yesterday thing because before I came to him like I can't come out here
Yeah, so I think I got it. That was really good. You need to be she chemical
Yeah
This is the one that we used but just not the right law. Is it the same that we use over there?
It was this one we were trying. Yeah
Sure, just feel
They're gonna feel a little weird with that little classic thing on there. Yeah, I thought about that. I need a three wood as well
It sounds like a this isn't feel as firm as this because this is like a unit this feels a bit loose
We could go for the blue one. That was the one you were hitting. Mmm. Yes
Now, just say how it is.
I mean, it's like, you're at a cool spot,
and so that's close to those, out of the bag,
this color or whatever.
It's pretty sweet.
What?
Like, you're not going to go, oh, what a new one.
No, no, they're so like, now the graphites are.
They always think they always look.
I live with the blue, but if she doesn't like it,
then I'm going to be living with the blue.
Kappa.
Do you want to try to find something that's a little,
like, still funny?
Or what?
Like, if you pulled up with it, people would kind of be like,
is he serious, or?
Yeah, yes, yes, yeah, just for fun.
Well, I mean, if, I'm saying, if the Prince of was like,
you could get on the fly, that's what we'd go for.
And I mean, so the next best thing.
There are next best things.
My brains went, like, why is there?
This is slanted.
Oh, it's just a twist.
No, no, no, there's this little thing on the bottom.
Oh, yeah, so people don't see all of them.
Oh, no, no, no.
What I meant is this lined up and then do that?
Well, yeah, because it sits on this thing.
Yeah, you have to turn it with your hands and get it out.
This wouldn't be on it.
All right, yeah, so when you set it up.
Let me just say this, hold on, so it's all right.
Let me watch out for this.
Yeah, watch out.
Nope, it's still there.
Like, am I crazy?
Like, if you, well, that one is designed,
the one on your right hand is designed
for people that miss this stuff right now.
Yeah, so I didn't mean to.
I'm just okay.
Yeah, they made me do that.
So this one is gonna be angled in a little more.
Okay.
Yeah.
But that's kind of what it's designed for.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Blue them.
Or show you the idea you had.
Okay.
I mean, we could go.
No, we're not, if you try to like upsell something
or not, I'm not gonna imagine you guys like.
I wanna see.
I'm just gonna upsell it to this point.
Just upsell us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So whatever it is, we'll show you.
Ooh!
So this is like basically ordering something custom,
but we sell it already to you.
Like you could walk away with a custom drive.
This one.
Yeah.
Bang.
That's the carat.
That's what I want.
Let's just go.
I don't have a regular, but we can just.
It's a carat.
What's in the carat?
Is that it?
That's a carat.
I don't like that though.
It's a carat.
You're gonna put a whole bomb.
Chat.
And we could do a GT.
That's like the best drive I've ever had.
Wait, is it a step?
It is a step.
Yeah.
I'm probably gonna do regular in the iron, so.
Yeah.
Dude, I like it.
Like, as soon as I, like, I knew I wanted to, as soon as I, as soon as I-
And the cool thing too, this just went on sale yesterday, so like, the one that was a thousand bucks is now-
Is this a Korean one?
No.
These are from Japan, just to have, so.
What, what are they doing over there in Asia that we can't do?
I think it's like a, it's like the same kind of stuff they make samurai swords out of, right?
Oh, well, it's not how they do the blade.
That's Mizuno. Mizuno are in the same factory as samurai swords.
Oh, and you're getting, is he getting Mizuno?
Yeah.
Bro, you're getting samurai swords.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
I knew that already, but yeah, it's all good though.
It's like what I would say, you know,
but I can't think of anything.
So, ooh, there's an vault.
The open.
Also, that means that people are buying them.
Of course.
So we could build like, basically,
something custom that you can just leave with them.
So something like this would be pretty cool.
All right, so we're gonna go crazy playing this out.
Bro, this is like the vault.
Yeah, I'm saying
We can grab the little key, then
So, it's tight
So, how would you hack this?
Basically, wait, you get Marty
You need a yellow laptop again
And then, uh, I'll come with the front door
Gotcha
And you plug it in to this
Oh, you're saying that?
Okay
Yeah, we're not robbing them
Gotcha, yeah, yeah
Wouldn't be the first one
Nope
Wait, what?
This is the wrong trap, sorry
John Dongle
Oh, yeah, look at it, I got it
John dongle.
Le Carant.
Yeah, Le Carant.
So this doesn't have the same QR code thing as the other ones,
but you can still change the settings around.
I mean, it's a cool thing.
He would never use it.
Yeah.
But it was a cool thing.
Well, we'd set it up, and then he would just forget about it.
Yeah, literally, yeah.
I mean, you already forgot about it.
Actually, or the opposite, I would blame and say,
oh, yeah, I'm being misled.
It's not in the right time.
The system is against me.
This thing's bugged.
Yeah, it's bugged.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, that's not a thing.
Yeah, this is pretty sick.
If you'd look with that, people would be,
he's really good or he just has a lot of money.
I know, I'm not gonna say what you're saying,
you're like, not, what the hell?
Yeah, but this is nice though.
Yeah, that is a cool thing.
I like the grip.
That's what I want.
I like that.
Sweet.
Check it out, I get it now.
W for yes, L for yes.
Let's just take a look through it.
Yeah, W.
That's a W club.
That's a W.
Cool.
That's in.
Alright, cool.
I'm very nice.
Bring that to the vault.
Alright.
Next time though, we gotta go through again though.
Yeah, 100%.
I really, really, really hope you get into this.
It's looking like you might.
Like the big one was crazy.
It looks like you're having fun.
Yeah, but how's another life?
Did you see those ribs on the way?
Yeah.
You can get them all cut.
It's like, it felt squishy.
Like you can have squishy.
Yeah.
Those are just, those aren't crazy.
That one feels almost so squishy and it's almost
aggressive on the fingers.
And then there's like this one, which has the holes,
like you said.
OK.
But for the putt though, she had like the whole like,
and that was nice.
It's called like a super grip or something.
I, a lot of people use it.
I don't like that.
use it. I don't like it. What up? It's too thick. But it makes you feel in control because you need
so little movement. I'll feel all the wiggle. It makes you feel like I'm soft. It makes you feel like
I'm going to the bathroom or something. Oh, you like that. Yeah. So I have the irons to the wedge.
The driver. We would probably get a three-wood, which we can do, but let's see since we're
out of potters, let's do that. It's separate from the other sets. Why is it a cool
It's just a it's one of those like niche clubs. You might not need it all the time
But you kind of need one in yourself. Those people that are well, what does it do though?
Basically, if so when you're hitting the driver that's designed to go the furthest, but three wood is gonna go a little shorter
You just don't hit it as your first shot. That's yeah
Yeah, and you hate in your shit those 200 yards you still have 300
Yeah, I see my head and I see like a you're playing like mario golf and it looks like a two-hitter
but you have two quarters of it, right?
Yeah, you need a quarter.
I think I got a close distance here.
It's like the backup driver.
It's like the, oh shit.
Pretty much, consider it a rescue club or no?
Sure.
I mean, I think that could work.
Yeah.
So, Coles, let me read you, um.
There's a little lesson coming.
Oh, is that called the, he said that is the, um.
Is SuperGrams or whatever?
Yeah, but if you look at him at the.
Thank you brother.
Yeah, that one's a little bit.
Yeah, that's like I just but it's not a putt though. Yeah, it's a better
Also, I don't like this. This is not it's not like we're working with this. I'm not a bit the black one black one
Okay, but then we're gonna have a lot of cool. What about the stripes though? So basically if you think about it
You'll be able to line up this line to where you're going and then you'll know if these
horizontal lines are off a little bit yeah so you'll know if the putter is not
perfectly straight and I think visually as you swing it maybe those are visual
guidance yeah what about the class
but before we're getting the iron over the three yeah oh I think you know when
you have that kind of putter these are this is a Scotty camera but a lot of
something like that oh what a scottie camera yeah scottie camera so camera is
that like a classic it looks like a lambo yeah this is the lambo
part of the other ones oh what happened thank you we just got out of one of our
This horse just got these players here really? Yeah, we're so free. Yeah. Yeah, that's sick
Is this new are you like a rookie if you have this no rich guys on tour that play
Like how is it actually what you think you gotta sit back and tell us that I can practice it
Well, yeah, if you don't apologize. I mean I would say I really like this one
We sell a ton of them, but a ton of them come back because people follow them and they're like,
eh, this is kind of weird.
Really? I would say, like, this is probably the biggest craze right now with these lab putters.
Yeah, all the YouTube, like, golfers, they're all using me.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's the whole thing. I think they're gonna be sponsors.
Oh, they are.
They got it.
Okay.
I think if you want to pull up, just be like...
Chad, think how it is.
I just got a new set.
Yeah.
A lab putter has to go in.
A horse gun.
I'm a brand new golfer guy.
or spider
That's what I thought that was a spider
So like if the spiders
This is a spider
And imagine if that putter with the circle had a baby that's what this would be. This is spider ZT
It's like a Bugatti. This one's probably the coolest putter we've had. I've always heard spiders are the way to go
That's why first yeah, yeah, what he has been Jack's Jack spider Lambo or sponsor?
The sponsor one does do the cool. Yes, it does that's actually a big selling point
It's the capability of picking. Yes, our strong people that like see it does this it was made it was made to do will
well, I just
genuinely impressed how it split decisions like it is no not much of a
Sin answer a lot of spiders though
He will say Scotty's order.
Scotty, is he kind of like this guy, the big guy?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
He wins?
Well, he's the guy that plays, but he's not like a guy that plays, he just makes the
fun of it.
He's the guy though.
Yeah, he's the guy, like that guy.
Like Kanye.
He's like the A-B, like the Kanye of golf.
He's jungle.
That might be, jungle.
That might be relatively controversial.
Yeah.
I'm leaving for that.
Um, I think he was...
Oh, like that again.
I already moved on to my head so I didn't, yeah.
That's all good?
I'm gonna meet him.
Yeah, I already need to do it.
I'm gonna go by the way.
Anyway, um, this one is nice though, but the spider though.
This one's pretty stupid.
Okay.
I think the spider is like the one with the circle on it without the circle on
it.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll tell you what I don't like about it.
I don't want to be rude, anyway.
No, you're good.
You didn't make it.
The round bottom part.
No.
The round bottom.
This is expert stuff, though.
We're just never here.
This is it, you see that?
I'm not the biggest fan of that.
Here.
Is this normal?
Yes.
It is normal.
Because you don't really get in on the car.
So you get in on the car?
When you're putting, I don't know if you're supposed to enter.
When you go and you put it on the floor, but then you like slightly raise it
before, right?
You can't.
There's a guy that won an Oscar a couple of years ago, like that's him.
Yeah, that's what I've been doing.
A lot of people sort of balance it.
Yeah, exactly.
I think what that does is it adds too much friction.
I think what it does is just kind of like,
if you have it suspended a little bit,
it sort of just like frees up your body
in order to kind of move a little bit.
When you've got it like steady like this,
you've got to put it in the mode.
And if you're not directly on the green,
you're like in like off range or whatever.
Yeah, screw it.
I'm gonna say, somebody in chat,
one guy kind of boldly said,
get what feels right.
That guy, an extreme model.
Yeah, I was on the model.
Yeah, it's money money.
It's an empty pawn.
No, no, I'm gonna stop that.
The grip feels like misleading.
That's because of the shape of it.
Correct.
That's what it feels to me.
And that's sort of, I'm gonna go with the feel.
Guess it again?
Totally.
Do you want to pull with one of them?
Yeah, I feel like you're gonna like this one.
You know what?
You know what?
I...
Okay, let's just try it now.
Yeah, I totally agree with that.
You want to, you want to, I can grab one of mine?
Yeah.
I really, really hope he's into this
because I need a golf partner.
And if he does all of this and buys it
and never plays again, L.
Wow.
This one's fine.
When we went earlier, we were gonna wider,
it's like slimmer, even slimmer.
It's a little bit scary to think about.
Okay.
But this one's unique because it just has
a really big line, which is super easy to line up.
Okay.
Okay, let me get a couple of them.
Okay, the slimmer we go, the more scared I get.
Looking at it?
How does it work?
Looking at it.
Okay.
Like I said, I'll try it.
If it's slimmer, think of it right,
then there's less club, and now it's more about you.
Now it's more about the force you're giving it.
We're like some big clubs, you're just going in it.
Phew!
So I think what's unique about the other two
that we picked out is how short the line is on the top.
Yeah, it doesn't like that one.
This one will be super easy to line up, is that it?
Yeah, it's very clear.
All the good causes on the block and the way it's done.
It's like a triangle.
Yeah, it frames the ball really well.
But you know what?
It's as important as your putter as being direct.
Your feet are just as important as your what.
Yeah, because...
So I remember what we did with the mirror.
How you kind of had your shoulders on.
I try to do that with my feet matter too.
You have to think about your feet need to be to the hole.
Perfectly straight.
And then I call so that was good another really good things here if you line it up real quick
Yeah, so put that white line
On the red and then what I like to tell people is if you find if you basically
Send this over here your feet want to be parallel to that white. Okay, so now your line is possible
Beautiful.
Not bad, it's beautiful.
I'm buying it.
Okay.
It was really...
Honestly, I thought I'd be scared.
But it feels sharp.
But even the way you did it,
at the end of the day, you missed it.
But now you're right next to the boy.
Yeah, and it wasn't over either.
The weight is...
And the shape is scary, but you know what?
Because of the how flat it is over here.
Yeah.
Oh, does it have one of those flats?
It's flat but it makes you feel like well you don't have to hold this like you hold everything else by the way
You can find your own thing like my stuff that does this
You don't have to hold it like a normal one you can do weird stuff whatever feels comfortable with this because you're not
Flinging it so you can do whatever I like being almost like kind of boxy whatever being sorry
It's and it's going with the motion so that it's it's like you know I mean like
Yeah, and then you're just you're moving those shoulders. Yeah, exactly
What do you guys think is the sniper?
Broccoli?
Is it the broccoli?
You guys ready to go?
Okay, gotcha.
Well, we're playing games.
I always go skits without snipers.
I
Just you know, okay, gotcha. Well, we're playing games. I'm always go skits about snipers. That's
Yeah, I got you. Oh, that's bad. This is something
Well, now we're playing games. I'm still the best night first right? Yeah, we'll do it. I will ever get to look me
Can you time this through?
Actually, it's true.
It's a little time.
Chat, chat, chat, chat, W?
I really like this one.
Just say how it is, just chat.
I actually will say how it is. Don't, don't show it, go ahead.
Lot of dubs, lot of dubs, lot of dubs.
They're late, they're really good today.
Yeah, it's like three.
Four because we want to sync with the, with the program.
W.
Yo, since we have colorful kids, I think you get a colorful, clothing.
Yeah and then you gotta also think about the bag.
The bag is drip as well.
The bag is drip.
The bag is drip.
And not only the bag, the socks that go on it,
the club covers.
Yeah.
Oh, there's your pink cover right there.
What is that?
That's the sock that goes over it so it doesn't get damaged.
Oh, it, oh it, oh it doesn't get damaged.
Yeah.
Yeah, you always want to cover it.
Yeah, because if you just throw it in there,
you're gonna, it's gonna hit all the other bugs.
Show it to the camera.
Yeah.
So basically it's just going to go over like this.
Boom, two, they all have their almost socks, I like that.
And you have your caddy, right?
And when you un-shoot, you get it to the caddy,
you set it off for you, put it on the pad.
Oh, okay.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, yeah, so, sweet, yeah.
It's a good recommendation, because I want to stay in here,
but yeah, it's one of my favorites.
I like how the triangle thing is like,
helps the eye, for sure.
All right, so I guess a three-wood is really all
and a golf bag but that would be...
Yeah we need some drip with that.
Alright, let me play this one here.
Kind of.
Is that a driver I just don't want to just grab that one?
Yeah, I have one off the shelf we can grab that.
Yeah, I'll have to go off to it, but...
However it was, I got you.
Right this one.
Hey, now let's hit him.
The one now?
The one that he was getting over there, I'm asking you to set up.
Yeah, that one I could do.
Oh!
Low key.
I haven't hit a driver like that.
Oh, so we low key have to buy that. Yeah. Yeah, we are yeah
So the three would won't have the carriage shaft in it, but we can get something like just matching
I think that would make no sense, which would probably be
Oh, yeah, the color
See we see we got the blue we got the carrot we got the one like
We're pulling out some some stuff out of the bag. Oh
You put a check out of the bag. You know I'm saying see it all
Oh, yeah, think about that in the sock covers would be top hats. Oh, dude
See we think about something like that. We have a cat driver. Yeah, cat way with ears
We have a bunch of animals and like random stuff. Okay. That's what we're getting. Yeah
Oh stop
Don't pay them
What's no what's that soccer movie?
Ted Lasso the goldfish thing you ever watched it last I had to yeah you had to
what um yeah I'm getting distracted you have a little bit of the uh the one you
want to get something different what you want to match it to the driver like the
same brand yeah yeah yeah yeah I think what what and what is that I look at
What one, what one is cool?
That one's for ladies.
So ladies get, see this one's only about
overall fashion everything.
Ladies always get the cool stuff.
Like the demand and stuff.
Dude, like.
I should have let him get it.
I mean it would work, right?
It'd be tiny, it'd be shorter.
Oh it's smaller.
It's shorter, yeah.
Normally, well, yeah.
Okay, so.
This would be very comparable, yeah.
So for men we got black, we got black,
We got blacker, a little bit less black over here.
We got a gray too.
Gray?
Oh, in a red.
Is that women as well?
No, those are just senior men's.
Senior men?
Yeah.
Why?
Because they're really light and so reflexive looking.
For slower swing speeds, yeah.
You get the purpose of what this is, right?
Yeah, of course, yeah.
And you're shooting it like a driver.
It's like a drive lights.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I like it.
Cool. Let's add it.
I'll get the irons. I guess if you guys want to look for a cough bag, that's pretty much all you need.
Yeah.
And it close.
I'll just kind of work on putting all this stuff together.
Alright, let's find you a cool bag.
Now, the colors, what do you get? You have orange, blue.
So you got to figure out something.
So we either commit to that and then go full color mode and then all of them.
That might be a little goofy.
Maybe we have a little bit of finesse. Or actually not.
Or complete opposite abstract.
You did the one through the like the tears like there's like the the gov enthuse yes the the rookie
whatever like it's hard as a newcomer to have the feel for that I mean so basically
this is goofy for me this is yeah that's not but it's like no holes you need to have
like a full one like this.
Yeah?
This one's not.
I like it.
Oh, sorry.
Well, I don't want to break it down to Y.
I just don't like it.
Wait a minute.
What do you want to be?
What's your goofy?
Well, I mean, that's goofy.
This is pretty goofy.
It's just not in the polls.
Well, you can get 14 bucks in there.
But they're all gonna smash it, they're gonna smash it.
What's the point?
This might be the wrong kind of flash. I don't want to be flashy.
But that one, it's like, it's just a secret goofy, secret goofy.
Hold up. Now how, how, how goofy is that?
It's, it's goofy but it is very, uh, patriotic.
You know what? Hold on. I don't want to be a
Contrarian, this feels like France.
Can't wait to throw in that back down.
Can you even be like, check?
Did you like his arm?
I like that one, that one's cool.
I don't like it.
I think, you know what?
If it was like this but that was like a like slate or even beige
so something something kind of
Well, I don't even like me. I'm just like
Also, see
That looks kind of nuts rush crocodile skin
Wait actually the lines man, I'm a Florida guy
We'll call you a minute.
Well, there's not enough holes in there.
Oh.
So...
This is actually tougher than I thought.
The golf game is a tougher spot.
It doesn't.
That one's...
Doesn't know.
Next.
Next.
See?
I like that.
See, I can tell your answer before you even say it.
Makes sense.
What about...
Is this the first one?
Yeah.
That one's kinda nice.
Okay, I gotta ask though.
Why aren't there so many options to this?
It's like it's not as standardized as the clubs this is personal preference
The only big difference in the way we have it separated is if you want the little legs that stand up on themselves
Like this one has felt on it. Okay. That's the perfect bag. Oh
Brother he's showing
I thought we were gonna like be synced there. I was like, ah, we found it
There's like an horse that was like
Dude me and you when it comes up to fashion over I think we don't see eye-to-eye. What's your spot?
Really, yeah
It's okay doing what you're doing
These are like the coolest bags like these are like where most of these are probably the coolest ones full
either these are sorry to tell I asked for my number from Ron ladies want to join easy
easy in Florida go this is ladies wants to come on we can do a food segment wait there are
more bags okay okay okay I'm gonna get a black one that has a color accent what
whatever color is the smallest see that like this is what in the hell is this one
this one's got three bags wait that one looks goofy dude yeah but it is like
what is that ice icon it's like Canada if you put drinks in it oh okay hold on
okay this one for the American yeah what is this new no no no you know what
it actually matches the driver in the three-way yeah which is dude dude one
guys of the wack oh that's a cool one this one's really that's like a ninja
turtle wait I don't mind it looks like um it's like a gorgeous none of the
clothes yeah which is perfect it's massive too massive this is what you
the tour guys yeah but now we're going away from bags without the little legs
on so like if you just want to arrange like he wouldn't be on brothers down
like it's gonna fall on mine let's like the lights we need to go back to the
Legs. Yeah, legs. Did you see this one? Dude, I kind of like it. Sorry, does this have legs?
Legs?
These legs. Oh, I don't like it.
This is like the cool thing right now, ghost. Dude.
Oh, I like it. I, you know what, and it's so, it's like deep black, filming the college pop out.
Yeah, I like how it comes out thick like this on the side. Oh feel this right here. The texture right here. Oh
I don't even feel it. How's it? Oh, okay.
Smoking yeah seems durable
Dude one. There's a gray one and there's nothing just for you guys what I want. Oh
My god, wait that is so bad. It actually feels pretty sweet. Holy shit
That one's a little bit more like lucky, but if you get close to it, it's sweet. Let's be realistic though
This thing's getting destroyed. Oh
destroy
That one's really cool, and it's not new
You know like a rookie
And yeah, it has a snowflake. Is that the brand? No, that has a cooler
I get all things open that pocket. That says play here. Let's see with the red tag dude. Oh
Wow, yeah, and what do you put in there? No, no, no this one. Oh
You can put anything in there.
Mmm, a cooler, okay.
And this is like an insulated pocket for...
Dude, he put sandwiches in there and stuff.
Yeah.
You can make some sandwiches, put it in there.
I can't bet it on that.
I don't know about it.
I mentioned food.
Boom.
He goes on a tangent.
Guys, immediately get locked in.
Okay.
Salami, pepper jack cheese, mayonnaise.
Like the olive with the toothpick.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say how it is.
Cheese and sandwiches.
Kind of a no-no.
Oh, okay. So you're just wrong. That's the hottest thing. Yeah, it's like, why'd they make a grilled cheese then?
They'll yell they can't make grilled cheeses.
It's not sandwich, it's not sandwich though.
So you just said a grilled cheese sandwich is not a sandwich, and you're pissing me off.
Wait, it's not sandwich though. It's a toast.
What in the hell is this guy talking?
It's like something you put toppings in, but you build it, you...
You build the layers, it's just cheese. She's not a toast.
You don't like grilled cheese.
I love it! I eat it all the time and I do it myself but it's just cheese on a toast.
It's a toast of cheese.
I feel bring this... because you guys are gonna shop for clothes and cheese, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, shoes!
Take that up to the camera so we can continue shopping.
Right now I'm wearing my sketchers.
Oh, also...
Huh?
You're busy at the fire, right?
Okay.
Yo.
Can we get 10 minutes of swinging?
Yeah, let's do it.
Really?
Let me go put this over there.
What time is it?
It's 4.50.
Yeah, I just wanted to get my diamonds up, but I just needed to do the balls.
If I had a rangefinder, those are cool. You'd like to take it, you'd hold them up, and then you'd click the flag and it tells you how far they are.
Yeah, but I have an app that will work for it, but that's better.
I feel like even if you were successful using this, you'd kind of have a lane.
No everybody used it.
Let me check this shot.
What you need to know.
250 yards.
No because then you go 250 right?
You go 250 and then you're like okay I need to use this club.
Alright let me use this club and then you have to hit the club right.
You know it's like a...
You can't just guess.
Jack let me...
250 yards.
Jack tell me just how my phone works.
Okay I don't agree.
So this is anti aura.
The clubs do come with the little covers too.
But if you want to get like, I'll show you, there's some crazy ones over there.
There's a bunch of it.
Literally like this one.
There's like dots.
Dots.
Bigger.
Yeah, that's too much see I'm I like flashing but this
There's a gameboy color. Oh what really? Yeah? No
Okay, dude, dude, okay, we gotta get this up dude
My god, dude. They have Taco Bell. These are games
see the pink one.
Okay, so sold, sold, dude, I actually like that.
Those are sweet.
Wait, is that like a collab with Nintendo?
Oh yeah, or is that a rip-off?
It's definitely a rip-off.
Oh, hell.
But it is pretty cool.
You know what?
You know what?
Um, yeah, I've had enough lawsuits for this.
You know, it's easy to desist in the email after.
Oh, I'm just talking about it.
Hold on a minute.
So you don't want to course light on the top of your thing?
That one's a cloud.
That one's a cloud.
Yeah.
Hey, so you see, can I get a picture?
Yeah, yeah, you can look.
Okay, I'll take a picture.
Wait, what about you guys?
Yeah, you want me to take a picture?
Oh, you want to go up there?
Yeah, we'll be talking up there.
Damn.
My friend also wants to say hi.
What's up, man?
The deal is like a new chain.
I was so big after you had to go to a hole in her eye.
No, I saw that.
I saw it too.
You said what?
You said what?
Oh, okay. Well, don't do that.
Alright, let me get this picture.
Sign this gambler.
Thank you, bro.
Sorry to interrupt you, bro.
Thank you so much, man.
Take care, man.
Thank you man true. Oh, that's gonna work it through but they said words again by the way
yeah I know it's a lot of people with a white glove right
Okay.
And the bag you got to make like camo.
Too much for me.
Camo's a little too much.
I like the colorway because when it's white,
it tells me when it's time to throw it away.
All white have this one.
American black.
American black.
Yeah, it was long.
Do you need one too?
Yeah, yes.
So what are the pros you need though?
Left hand.
This one.
You use that?
Yeah.
So I'm gonna get the American one please.
Okay.
What?
Cool.
I'm a watch have long hands. Let me see your hands
Get it in the same as me. Okay. X XL. No, just accept really bad. Well, I mean really that I mean
Yeah, but you can try it on to make sure it's you
Show me again. Oh
Yeah, we're good. Thank you. Yes, please. Okay. Let me add them to the make you say yeah
Well, I thought I thought XL was down to the brand
I'm gonna try to do that if he makes it to the butterfly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How far though, how far though?
Like, max distance.
And then we give him two shots.
Three.
Three shots.
Okay, so we're gonna tell the guy,
K, that's been helping us, WK, that if he makes it in,
we're gonna do an incredibly hard shot,
but if he makes it in three, we'll give him $1,000.
We, us, $1,000.
Too easy.
And he gave me a zillus to stick it to my head.
Yeah, anyway.
It's a way to debate like that.
Yeah.
Well, look, every extra shot you took down to $200.
Oh, I mean.
And Benny owes money.
I know.
And then we get a couple to get them for free.
Hopefully.
Does that pick any of the best ones?
He's just made of them.
Let me grab the irons and the white ones.
How come they're blue?
By the way?
Do I have to do the black ones or the chrome ones?
The what?
The iron ones.
Oh.
The one that was there and the black ones.
We gotta just go over.
Take a bit of lul.
Oh, you asked him?
Look at the Tiger Woods cover.
Two Tiger Woods.
Really?
Yeah.
That's the Tiger Woods one.
Classic.
This is Tigard from Winnie the Pooh.
Nope, I don't know that.
know that oh yeah the long one yes any boing on his table spiral yeah thank you
yeah yeah cuz he has a next time let me read it there's a value slurred oh oh I
I said a slur.
Classic ingestion, obviously.
Hey, we do have a question for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, you want to add it?
Yeah, you can.
Full range putt, how come you hit that shot?
Full range, over there, putt.
How come you can put it?
Bang.
The challenger.
This is really hard putt, because it does something
different every time.
Percentage.
Out of 100, probably 30.
And what about in three times?
90 90% 90% okay, okay if you made a putt we'll give you $1,000 okay, and you have three chances three chances
Yes, okay, we got played it the longest distance just it's over. It's over. We got played it
He knew we were really gonna do any sandbag is all good
I forgot what what you want to do. I'm so sorry
Blue one right? Yeah, blue the funny blue
We did a blue one
Okay.
Yeah, he's saying bag, we got it, now we got it.
But at least we get some gun in the middle.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Well, we get to see him hit it.
Here, J.A., you got your house linings now?
Actually?
Thank you.
And this thing, you need to have a shirt
that would be like embellishing, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, this is like low-key, watch out.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, you're fine.
I mean it's kind of hard looking that's good all the time I ain't, you know, I though
Just gonna keep it a bug.
So I said slim push a mark and yo, yo Jesus.
I wrote that.
I know what you went over that went on your old type of thing, what are you talking about?
Where are we going?
I'm thinking all the way over there, get it in here.
For me?
But I'm talking to my friends.
The outside player.
Wait, no, come on.
No, but now you're sending out the failure though.
It's already a hard putt, Jack.
Guys, is it a hard putt from flag to flag?
I mean, also he has to go.
He has to go.
It's 5 PM.
That's all right.
There you go.
Oh, there they are here.
I'll hit three putts.
Three easy tries.
OK.
OK.
I'm going to push the rebel.
Yeah.
Yo!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Loki's sandbag.
Okay.
Seriously.
I'm not sure if it's for the bubble roll, but that's skill.
Yeah, it was.
Okay, genuinely don't like...
I'm happy we got our advice from that guy.
Because at least he could show like he knows what he's doing.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like...
Okay, I actually felt that in my body.
I'm still... look at my hand.
I literally can't stop.
I'm like...
Vibrations, like...
Dude, I know some people won't be impressed, right?
But it's...
No, that was great.
It is the long range.
That was great.
That was great.
That was great.
That was great.
That was great.
That was long.
I figured out.
If you want to...
Feel what?
Like, all the...all the adulterants in my world...
When do I tell them that I'm a professional?
So...
Like a pro?
Yeah.
Really?
Yes.
That's cool shit.
Yeah.
Sorry for the slight...
So you go...you did some...some tournaments?
Yeah.
I just graduated college in May.
Wow.
This is kind of a...
Can you just take this?
She's here.
Yeah, but we're gonna have a place where there will be smurfs in I mean though
Was that way how do you?
You get a lot of cool people that come here, so thanks for stopping us
So we're like a lot of fun. I mean you did really good music. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah, great sport
Also in the chat. Yeah. Yeah, that was that there was another one
That's it. All right, sounds good. Sweet
What else you guys
Probably just get a cow away super soft. Okay, any color because any crazy colors
Do you want a funny color?
um no do you mind do you mind green so they're two separate so we don't have to tag them
oh no my phone's missing again
why does it do that like it'll bug out like they didn't see that it's completely
That happens to me in the Twitter when you know the Twitter password. Yeah, wait, I can't I can't close it
Like what do you even do
This guy is saying up button down button then hold lock. Oh
Got it. Thank you
And that guy by the way too much advice we've been shooting them soft though rose to that
Think he still wants to do the driver right oh
Yeah
Well, are we gonna be able to go in there now that I want to use pretty much before I use
If you want to pop into that day, it's pretty crazy over there.
If you just want to hit it, I can't squeeze you in there.
No, no, no. That's a bigger thing.
I'll just leave it then.
No, I'll just do the driver.
Okay, let me go figure it out.
You want to start golfing?
Yeah.
That was right.
You guys are right.
You guys are literally right.
What's the number you're on here?
I mean, when people first start, the first score,
you officially want to beat is like 100.
and then you go you have a how do you get out of this photo how to get a hundred points
so a round of golf is like it goes from 72 to 74 and you know when you usually begin you're like a 30
30 handicap so you're shooting 30 over 30 30 shots over so for the hundred and two over par so
um your first your first goal as a golfer is you should try to break 100 and then your next 100
shots over no no no so let's let's say every let's say all right part three that's three
strokes right so you get a bogey that's four so you have to read that that read
that down in the next holes like let's say a part five and it's five strokes you
get a part that's that's nine strokes total so at the end of the round it
should be 72 strokes total. That would be par that would be shooting even. A golfer like a
beginning golfer shoots a third way. But that should be your first goal.
Break 100, break 90, and once you break 90, you're at the end of the game.
That's the right moment. We're at 100.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
Good luck.
No Jess.
I called it, but I'm sorry.
You called it, but just no Jessers.
I just didn't even look at me.
Wait, so I think it's not 100 shots over at that.
You can't believe I made that.
That was a hard shot, bro.
Yeah, we spend like when it's slow we spend hours
That's just like normal casual, but from the rough though that was great. Was it from the rough it was like right here, brother
A hundred shots total
Yeah, if you shoot so like I'll say this there's like 95% of golfers never break a hundred
So if you shoot less than a hundred, like you're already much better than a lot of people.
Jesse, what do you shoot?
Uh, well I play, I don't play a full, what's the shorter parves?
Oh, par 3s.
Yeah, but I, it's a, you've ever been a...
I have like a par 3 course, yeah.
Point Sienna? I don't know, it's like a, it's a lower par thing, but I got 90 there.
Okay.
There's like mostly a par 3s, and then there's two par 4s and a par 5.
A par 6,8 or 6,7.
I got a 90.
No, so you have an average, whatever that is.
No, no, no, I'm below average.
Wait, really?
Yes, yes, yes.
I thought you meant that you don't break that, if you-
On a par 72.
Like a full force.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, I'm below average.
So I'm like 30 times over average.
Yeah, I'm shit.
Like, there's a chance we got there and you got a par.
Yeah, but, maybe on a lot of potential, you're like one of those skaters that has
like a lot of dots, whatever, and you only have two or three dots again and you
can farm them.
Well, what's weird, it's a losing weight.
So things keep feeling different.
Oh, yeah.
So I can go further one day,
and I'm like, I couldn't go that far,
and then all of a sudden the shots different.
So I have to keep re-tuning constantly
how the golf is going.
And I guess it's like skateboarding and going up,
and rolling up in heights.
Your center of gravity changes in value.
I'm sure that fuck would be horrible.
That was terrible.
Cause I was five foot,
I was 4-4 by the time I arrived and I gained like this much in a year and a half.
My name is just G.G.
Yeah.
Yeah, I couldn't, I couldn't move my hip serve like I couldn't do one of these before like I would go like
Oh yeah.
And I mean so now I can go and actually hit the ball.
You know you gotta get going?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's check out and move out.
Sweet.
Well that was fun.
Yeah, that was fun.
Yeah, it was easy to do.
Thank you so much.
It was a pleasure.
Thanks man.
That was great.
We'll watch it on the PGA Tours soon.
Alright guys, thank you so much.
That was great.
That was a great experience.
Probably needed to get shoes and clothes and shit.
Oh, we gotta go do that now. That was our second...
Yeah, we can do that without us. Now we're going to work so hard.
Yeah, we're talking to you.
You're gonna pick out our clothes.
Really? That's what I wanted to do initially.
Because he knows the noob stuff in the...
like the...
Maybe check into that.
Are we trying with like clowns?
No, not like clowns, but like, I want to choose something.
I want like 1950s golfer.
Okay. Is that a goal or something?
That's what I was thinking.
Like the hat that comes out like this.
Dude.
Okay, yeah.
We would look like Mario and Luigi.
Golfing.
Oh, I found that.
I'll wear the red with the green.
Where are you, though, okay?
Really, bitch?
You're a wally-wee looking ass.
Okay, I'll wear that.
I'll wear that.
Where are we going?
Where the men's clothes at?
There's ladies that wear it.
You have to go through this?
No, I thought you'd be on the racks now.
Yeah, bro, you...
I don't know if he left them out in the stairs.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, juniors, there you go.
Get yourself a set.
Those are expensive.
Show me.
Dude, these are like chopsticks.
What the hell?
Alright, brother.
So, I think this floor is very hot.
Yes.
So you're beginning to like it.
Breathing stuff is what a textured light, but I don't want to look like a new
Right now that's what everybody's wearing. Oh, just stop
Hey, what am I sure okay? Well, I didn't mean that like that. I literally have this shirt
Do you really have to wear this though? No, I like the longer ones. I know that either but I get stretchy because you know
This is all this is bad
I swear we're just kidding.
What about something about my sketchers?
That's nice, but what about something cool?
Chat, what about something that's wearable?
Is there something you like?
I thought it was like a whole... I don't know.
Did they still have a person drift?
yeah that's gonna hard it's not I don't like it oh look at this it's has like a
pretty yeah you're like a priest go for yeah now that's what I do okay yeah he
always has like a turtleneck looking kind of thing
The green pants?
Oh!
What color is that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Jackpot.
Jackpot.
How about we do both of them?
How about we get one that's wearable and one that's goofy.
This one has suns on it.
Oh, yeah.
Sun.
Yeah, look at that.
Look at this.
Huh?
What size is this?
What size is this?
This is a triple-deck cell.
Is it?
No. Wait, yeah, uh, I wasn't able to tell.
Really?
Hey, stop doing anything.
Yeah, see? We went down four sizes.
I can't.
Wait.
Okay, I'm wearing this.
I think that fits you.
It's got a bird.
That's definitely you.
And honestly, I like these pants.
And I'm going to a hotel tonight, and I'll just wash it there.
or these stretches I want stretchy pants cuz I'm gonna I'm gonna keep
getting smaller and I'm not just gonna buy clothes for no reason
wait I know you look cool with that it's gonna be the trip right here look
like a light blue
what about a light blue priest shirt I think you're gonna have that same
priest look but light blue
what's got limes on it yeah yeah I like it
Chat
Like lines like he line like Florida
I'll have to wait chat
There's nothing W bad in debating. I mean, I know I think that was good. I have to get XL
Couple to the changing room
You just look at this and it's actually like outfit one after two
Okay, so it's either L or XXXL or XL come on. Wait, is that for me think?
Is that me? I like that on you, bro. Okay, but you need tan pants, tan shorts.
What about tan? I don't I'm not sure guy. I can't watch yours.
Well, then you get sport kind of pants like Tiger one. Well, PGA Torts type of pants like these like these
You're gonna wear them in the sun for six hours
My legs coming out would be kind of funny though.
My legs coming out would be funny.
Like if your legs are hanging out and you're getting long white socks and it's like sticks.
Okay, okay, hang on.
Should we do two offsets?
Send you one?
I'm just gonna have one off, I'm wearing this today and then when we go tomorrow I'm gonna wear this.
See like that's good.
That or even the dirt.
Oh, oh, oh.
That's a key line.
hold on hold on hold on that is hard
i don't mean we're 32
jesus what badass really yeah
chat is that hard
chat is that hard it's a w jump
yo jump was got drift though i need to get both of you to be good
This is actually a JP drug.
I'm just gonna wear these pants.
Everybody's saying no, but there's also a lot of...
What about this?
Should I both? No?
That or even...
What do you think about the whiter at the tan?
Yeah.
Just to try it.
If I were to try another color.
This or that?
Yeah, but if you sit on a dirt, everybody's gonna think that you did a boo-boo the whole time in the white pants.
I don't do that. I just as white this guy shit his pants every I don't do that. I don't do that
I know I say that a lot. I've never done that before I said I
Never had literally made his career option. Oh
PG tours for the official
Well, I just like I would probably get both though
Yeah, cuz this might you know, you might golf after this like this is nice. That's nice though
like is that a nice though? no that would go good with the color yeah
let's do both let's try them out and you see how the texture is like it's
like anti-wet yeah and I want I want to get the black shirt for them just
to just to try it on too you know what I mean yeah I'm trying to see if they have stretchy
They are so neat. These are stretchy.
Yes, of course.
What was that?
I have a large. Send it.
Alright, send it.
What if I had the black shirt, though? I'd want to deal with black pants, though.
There's not so much golf trip that he's gonna be golfing for years.
What's that beige though? What's this black shirt though?
I think it's the beige that I got.
Yeah, the beige.
I feel like that's what's in there.
You've got the green pants, right?
Uh, yeah.
Okay.
Whoa.
Yeah, see?
Hold up.
I also glance at it.
Hold.
Yeah.
This is not too bad.
I just, I wish there was a darker.
Maybe this is it.
No.
Yeah, this.
You like that?
Well, over probably any of them, yeah.
That might be loose though.
Try it on.
Well, give it your size and try it.
It being like this isn't it for me.
All right, all right, give me all of it.
All right, let's go to the changing room.
I'm just going to wait here for the ball.
How about that, I'm going to be in here.
How about that, how about this?
You just chill here and we come out of this one.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that we're not bothering them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's coming out of this.
Yeah, he's coming out of this.
Alright.
Remember this distance, please.
I'm just changing my shirt.
Hey, let's do this!
One minute, one minute.
That is going to be a little trippy.
Oh, because I'm going to be trapped out.
What about other players?
Is it all like full players?
Yeah, I think I just want to be more.
Really?
Yeah.
A lot of them just came.
Do you judge others?
I know.
I know.
Because I'm in you.
Dude, I got to be in you, by the way.
It's a lot of them.
I got to be in you.
Like, really hard.
Really?
Yeah, it's important.
Yo, is anyone trying to golf?
you
you
you
you
you
Let's, what about shirt out?
Let's, what about shirt out?
Let's, what are you going to have in every job?
Chad doesn't like it. Really?
I like this bit of nip. What do you think of this?
It's not much of a matter.
I walked over there and asked if they have a bigger size.
They said no and then laughed.
Really?
Yes.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Brother, brother, you're a juicer.
What?
Really?
Yes, they weren't looking.
It was like full juiced out.
Yeah.
Yeah, you were juicing up.
Am I getting sick?
Holy drive never
Like professionals. Oh, I mean just move it a little bit different. Holy moly
Jesus Christ
Bro, yeah, this ever falls out just only fans, bro. All right. Yeah, all right. You guys see it though. Yeah, what do you think about that?
I like this I think the shirt might be too big really yeah cuz you're tucking so much and it looks kind of like I'm like a mushroom
All right
Right chat am I tripping like it the needs to be a smaller shirt. I don't like it
All right other one then
First day of school
Yeah, that whole juicer was just hanging out. He would have got banned. That thing was hanging out.
Holy crap.
You were walking on that thing.
I was upset about that and it changed my whole career.
I'm happy. I'm happy again.
65% off?
The shirt's good. The pants are bad. It costs?
I think the pants are really good. And the shirt was a little too big.
Thoughts?
I think the shirt's fine.
Well...
I mean the one thing about the pants it was showing the shmeety.
I don't know if it could even be showing the shmeety at that place and it might kick you out.
Just keeping a thought with it.
Well, would it work with bigger pants though?
Well, it was really, yeah, maybe bigger pants, but I do feel like that shirt was too long.
like it looks it looked like um you're aware like your dad's polo shirt to the
prom actually yeah i would go smaller
sucks i can't like chat sick we have an old
iphone charger do you do no do we like oh i don't have one i don't know
favorite that's my shisa so
Is that the green for a shirt though?
Yeah, the green, no, no, no, the key lime set was amazing.
So I have a full green, and I just double-sided the shirt
and find your bed of pants.
Yeah, one size bigger pants, smaller shirt.
Because the shirt was like, it was actual.
Come on, you're the best.
That is the woman's pants.
These two ladies are here.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
I think it's gonna warm his pants up.
You're gonna need a sunroof that you might want some of.
Oh, that's a good hat.
Yeah.
Oh, it's dripped.
It's dripped, bro.
It's actually dripped out.
Damn.
So the lime is going for sure.
The lime is good.
Okay.
What about this hat you wanna try it out?
It's a little dripped out.
Okay.
It's got diamonds on it.
So we're getting this
So I just put that on
It's on your head
Is that wrong?
Oh that is a trip dude
I don't like it
They're all taking ore out
Oh they are
Holy ore
Really?
Yeah
They're all taking ore out, yeah they look bad
It's a drip medicine
Wait, you're gonna have the hair out going out as well
Ah, you'd figure it out.
You guys have to get my shirt, though.
Yeah.
So you guys are not going to be actually clothing?
Well, we're not next to the other hats.
And you like wearing women's stuff.
True.
Well, it's good when it fits.
It's very cool.
OK, now let me just get my set.
We'll go to shoes.
We'll get the after.
Oh.
Sure, right?
With the black?
OK, with the black shirt, though.
What about that?
See, I think it was suit, tan.
What if you go to, like, something like this?
No, that's what I got.
This is what you were wearing?
Yes.
Oh.
I thought it was lighter.
Actually, no.
Yeah, no, that's different.
Or even, what if you just felt gray, call it a day?
Gray call it a day?
Gray and black?
Yeah.
I think beige is cool, though.
Hmmm...
Chat?
Is it boring?
Alright, well...
Alright, well, I'm not getting that one.
Okay, I'm going to the next.
I mean, you could just go with the green fit for now.
Yeah, why don't you get the green? I didn't want...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to get shoes.
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh, what's that?
Okay, you know what?
What is this?
Is this for rain?
Oh, okay.
That's kind of the clothing you kind of wear, though, now, this kind of texture.
No, that's harder. Like, I actually really like that.
That's the kind of stuff you just wear on a whole day.
Wait, no, this is brand new.
Yeah, I know what I'm saying. You.
Oh, yeah, I would, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, that's just harder.
No, I mean, see, this is Aguora. Poliester.
All right, well, I'll just get group green then.
Okay, get the green and then let's go hit up the shoes and then...
Okay, let me just get that.
I'll get it in medium. I liked it. It just needed to be so it just looked like like you were trying to
Microplastic brand
See these are too tight. This is what I got earlier, right? Yeah
See I wish there was nice though. That's nice though. This is better than this
Hey, even like that texture, didn't that look cool?
I like that, it's a nice texture.
That's nice though, okay?
Black on black is not it, what about black on blue?
A little too formal for me, personally.
Okay, okay.
Try the black on the gray.
See that's fire too.
Can you come here?
What about this though?
Like that does go on.
Like that, like with the color sticks?
I mean that'll look like contrast.
I mean you're going out there, they're going to be like holy shit.
Chances McDonald's.
Oh god, yeah like a manager.
Yeah it's a manager.
What about the blue blue?
No, nah nah.
This?
This.
This.
32. Okay, what is this 3432? What is that? What's that? It's 32 smaller 34 is bigger.
But what's one's first though wide width or long? Oh, width times length.
Okay.
See this is still the bro this is still really tight though. I mean the ones
that you were wearing were really close to being good it's just they were
like weirdly tight you know if it just wasn't tight it would have been okay
all right I think this is what I had though
not even like this that's not cool give me that give me that give me 30 32 I'll
send it because that's not like McDonald's gray
just try it it sucks we move on that way I'm not
If we just leave, we just don't even find anything, we're just leaving.
This is on 34, but there's no 34, is there?
No, we're doing a circle.
Cool.
Check, it says it's 34.
Where's the light gray?
Is it this?
No, it was where you were just at.
Or...
That's a nice one, right here, right here.
What?
34 there too, you see, I need something, something 34.
None, did you?
What about this though?
This is 3432, it needs to be 3434.
That's what I have.
Try it.
Let's just try it.
Punch it.
Yo, that's nice too, though.
Oh yeah, that's nice too.
That's a little bit of McDonald's, but yeah.
Uh-huh.
That's like the actual McDonald's.
Well, everything McDonald's, everything McDonald's.
I'm just hungry.
Yo, choose.
Food's like money.
We eating after this?
Perhaps.
Yeah, yeah, get the little camera on that.
Okay, speed runner.
Ready?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
13, 14, 15, 17.
You're taking way too long, 18, 19, 20, 21, 21, 21.
Can you do something for me?
Come on, bro, speed learning my ass.
If Forson did this, he would have scared you.
No, it isn't.
too big but that's perfect colors of my opinion really yeah yeah maybe get a belt
if it's too wide though too wide though yeah damn if that worked out it'd been
good I think that's good
yo we can just get the tighter pants though no no no this isn't good but it
built on though hey get a belt one I don't took my shirt in but you can tuck
sure didn't do it. I like it. It looks good. Actually, yeah, it just looks a little too
loose, but you just need to get a belt. What if I have to shoot over? No. No, you've got
to get a belt. You're going to be so annoyed the whole time that we're golfing that your
pants are falling. Chad, thoughts? Chad, actually tell me how it is. This with a nice
build-ons on my shoes you're not getting any of this right all right
what are they saying my phone's head well too big yeah I need 3234 it doesn't
exist though maybe it's in the back I thought we'd take a little big gamble we
get the green shit right I go there and I get another great I don't even try it
on I get it I get it 3234 you just send it I'm down if it sucks we just
I think I wonder if they got our golf balls because we're supposed to call away some super
softs or whatever that might be up there because we're going to need a lot of balls
if there's water because we're going to be losing a lot of balls like like 30 balls.
So, man, he looks so fine right now.
You know, I kind of wanted to get a putter.
You think he would be available, or is that guy's GGs?
I think the guy's gonna be GGs.
Yeah, heard that.
They only got a driver out of this.
Fuck.
You think I get a house or something?
Nice.
Nice.
I don't want to make this all here.
I'll have to bring it back.
Just put it in the fitting room.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, they come by.
That's as always just want to go.
I don't think you do it.
I mean, it's better than leaving it on the fucking clearance rack.
No, no, no.
I was going to put it back on, but I'm done with things.
Okay.
Is that what that rack was for?
Yeah, I think that's like the return rack.
Yeah.
That's what I'm going to put it.
Yeah, also, all the rest of the things, uh, I don't know what to do with it, so.
You didn't do it?
You sure?
Yeah.
Because we have some people that are working in the area.
Although we don't need a car, I think we're going to bring out fun.
OK, yeah, that's fine, because I have your gloves and everything.
Super thing.
I've been waiting to.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
OK.
Bye.
Dude, 34 lengths doesn't exist.
It's not even real.
Bye bye, kids.
Is it on a 34 length?
Oh, yeah.
Where's your pants at?
Put them away.
Oh, these are the same color, too.
Maybe they're in there?
They're going to be tight, though.
These are the same smalls.
See, 34.2.
9.
9.
Or, length doesn't exist.
Like, what the fudge?
Hmm.
Oh, apparently my bill doesn't exist.
So we have to just get it with a belt.
So maybe a little, maybe a tiny bit tighter pants
and be like this.
Is this tighter?
Or is that what I had it?
Dude, I don't even know.
I just, let's just go for it.
I mean, you could just take the other one
and just, I mean, a belt would just save the day.
Yeah, exactly.
And with a belt too.
So get what I, exactly what I had it with a belt.
You left it over there, right?
Yeah.
It's on the ground.
That's the one by itself on the ground.
Hi, how do you tell me how?
How much?
How much?
All right, we're good.
What about shoes though?
What do you give her shoes though?
I'm okay to use these shoes, but you need shoes.
No, this is hard enough.
I mean, on the golf course, I mean...
I don't know.
Shoes, I think, are really not that important.
Uh, what's what you think?
Also, yeah.
Bro, look at this.
What in the hell?
It's just cheating at this point.
Yeah, I think I have like seven bottle caps hanging on the bottle that day.
Can we get like, is there golf shoes that are normal shoes though?
Yeah, look at the 90s.
I mean, these are as easy.
They're like Sager shoes.
Yeah.
You have a look that is like this here.
Oh, there's a much more of a very...
Really?
That's much, much better.
But these are, these are so, they're so gulfed you don't know.
What?
For me?
Um, just some shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
guys for me um I just some shoes shoes boom 13 sketchers
all right just get him just get him get him for um just get him for yeah just
get some golf shoes right here the way this is both get golf shoes how hard
is it look at it no it's golf shoes he's it's golf shoes
Yes, they are
What's it gonna come in here?
Those are like super like these two
The what
Wait, what is this is pushing this is like
You're going to end problem on the same day I think almost maybe maybe kind of kind of noob
What you really weren't vibing with the sketch you're calling
I don't see a number I don't see a it's just not it's not
Is Lacey trying to golf tomorrow?
No one yeah he doesn't got me I got it wow it just has his number so
No excuse me
Hey it's Lacey calling
It's Lacey here should you block my number?
Which is because I was on on guided access mode
No, you know that isn't
You know, what is that though like in Florida
In Miami, out of the yacht, alcohol, uh, dishes, uh, beef, music.
Right.
Ask him if he has food.
He has got food?
Yeah.
We should go.
We're coming.
We should go.
We're going.
Well, uh, it just takes me the, um, it takes me the whole thing.
It's gonna be at 1030.
At 1030?
Tonight?
Yes, tonight.
I'm down if you're down.
down if you're down sure go yep yeah is it gonna be fun though so how are you
how are you guys like dressing up for this is it like a party is it like a
It's warm like a...
It's warm like a...
Okay, get together.
Yeah, I don't think we're gonna get together.
With who though? Like you and who though?
So right now it's me, Silky.
Jason might be coming.
Ben de Gaulle is coming.
We've got about 10 girls.
But I will warn you, X.
Once you're out on the water at 11,
you're out there for a minute, all the more hours.
Four hours?
All right, are you guys gonna be surfing all right, I'll show up. I got you man. It'll be fun
Oh, yeah, text it at least thank you for including me. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. I see them. Yeah
Don't look at me, why are you looking at me?
Um, we'll have to organize that.
We'll have to organize that.
Yeah.
I'm not dude if you want to.
Well I have no clothes either.
Which is by-
You got the green outfit?
Yeah, let's just show up in our golf outfits.
Who gives a shit bro?
We're not trying to get the huzz.
Maybe.
Yeah, let's do that.
We'll get some shoes.
He was saying, can you show them the black bottoms?
Yeah.
Look at these ones. Do you like these?
What do you think of these?
It's like the full, kind of reminds me of Bowser from Super Mario with the spikes.
Do you look like you know what you're doing when you're wearing that, though?
Like, does that make sense? Like, do you, do you, do you, is it like...
I would say that these are very classic.
People who wear these like they know you're in the golf because they're g4. It's like they only make golf shoes really yeah
them and foot joy
And now we're thinking these are good because I get a size of your high ten five
You know, I don't mind them he said these aren't good for beginners because you don't know how to do the spin
Right and you're not gonna do it's gonna feel weird and you're gonna break all the grass
Yeah, that's not it. These ones though, I don't mind them.
I think the blue is a little weird, but that's the only thing.
Also, I have those socks on, so I'm just going to buy them so that we can get socks.
What do you think it is?
Oh, no. Just these ones.
It looks good until you hit that 180.
Yeah, yeah. Is it like standard fitting, or is it like a special...
You could use these.
You could use a fit small, like a half size.
This is like when SpongeBob robbed that one place and they put the thing on the head.
on the head Mike trippin thank you yo use your little socks no you're just
socks what what yeah you use them if you don't have socks you've never used
them I'm broke ten five up to me all the time it's fine all right but I'll just
get socks like I'll just get socks like a how are you gonna be to get socks all
10-5.
G4.
You need blacks, that right, Classic?
Yep.
That ass.
Okay, I'm looking for some socks.
The other's just plain black.
It's not a thing.
He's not even gonna try one.
Look on this side.
Well, John has socks.
I don't have socks, and I don't want to wear the...
whatever you get on.
Here's foot joys black.
We got these two, we got the little, this is comfy thing.
Don't like that.
Okay.
I don't like it.
These are nice though.
We have no shell as well.
These are just thick though.
Like you know what I'm saying?
How about those?
These are really nicer.
Send it.
Let's do that.
Alright, try it.
Just rip them.
I mean, those are like one size fits all of that thing, right?
Okay, these are 7 through 12, so a lesser foot's bigger than a 12 doesn't fit you.
Okay, I'm going to bind for sure, so can I just try my arm?
Yeah, yeah, you can open your arm.
I'm going to bind for sure.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Yeah, no point trying to shoot.
Is Chad having fun?
Yeah, I think so.
Cool.
Bang.
Futs.
It's nice.
Here you go.
Throw this band.
Give me a hand.
Okay.
Nice.
Here you go.
Throw this bag.
Give me that.
Halfway on my boat.
Just in case those are too small, I'm going to give you a lot of this.
No, this is like literally made for me.
Okay, cool.
For this, look kind of go the other way so we can see the bowser.
Oh, and look at the bag too.
Bro, that's a straight order though.
The bag.
Yeah.
Dude.
That actually makes us happy.
I like that.
Am I okay with these sketches or is that?
They're probably the most comfortable shoes we have.
Like?
I don't want to touch it.
I just don't like them.
Busy, I like that you like them.
Well the reason I like it is because if I want to wear them as normal shoes, I can wear them as normal shoes.
I'm not going to have spikes in like a Publix.
You know what I mean?
Like, it just works.
That's hard.
I don't want them anymore.
No.
See?
Dude, now I'm fired.
Like that's crazy.
No, they didn't eat.
I'll buy it for you.
I'll wear it with you.
Wait, you'll buy them?
Yeah, I'll take three.
Yeah.
Three?
Yeah, I'll take three.
Okay.
That one's for me.
Well, none.
Cell completes.
I should work here.
Your shoes right now remind me of these,
but like, not the ones that I got.
Oh, yeah, the ones that I got.
These have like the,
the team that I saw in this, right?
Well, yeah, these are sketchers,
but what's cool about them, watch.
You can just put your foot in and then pooh-yah.
You don't have to do nothing.
Dude, that is actually so cool.
You feel it?
Yeah.
Hey, yeah, no, these are actually sick.
They almost look like PCs from the top.
Hmm.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, like the Bowser's too.
Yeah, the Bowser's crazy.
What is even this for?
Which is traction.
Sometimes golfers will roll their toe a little bit
so that keeps your foot planted.
Jesus, you just fucking up the green with that thing.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's not gonna stay in the chest.
Or could this have some lunges?
Yeah.
Weave some marks on.
Bang.
So that's done.
That's done.
That's done.
Double outfit.
Double outfit.
All the clubs, all the shoes.
Bang.
I'll bring that so we can pay for it.
Boom.
Boom.
Cool.
And is it going to be the other one?
The bolts in here.
Oh, you only get one shoe.
And which one is that?
I'll put it away.
Oh, cool.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Where's the ring?
Right.
That was it.
I was gonna say, see?
I feel like we chopped pretty fast and good.
We did all right.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm slightly faster.
Yo, what about a hat though?
But it has to be cool.
OK.
The cool head sections over here.
All right.
And the bell.
OK.
That takes like five seconds, right?
Yeah.
Boom.
Got all the heads here.
OK.
up. It has to work with both outfits. So I'm thinking white. I'm thinking white with black accents.
So these are all brands, right? What's one that's kind of like cool? Like waggle?
That's a no. Okay. But look at you going. What does that mean? Is that tiger with a goat?
Oh, that is a tiger goat. That's kind of cool. That is. And I also had the orange club bang.
There you go.
So how do you wear that?
Yeah, you should go get the Tiger Woods cover for your driver.
The orange one, do you have an orange driver?
Kind of like it.
We actually could though.
It would feel kind of hard.
Dude, imagine though, you pull up with the orange drive, with the orange thing.
Let's walk out with the orange.
When we go up to the T2, walk super slow.
Yo, like this?
Yeah, just like walk up, look back like this.
Yeah, I'm not buying it because it like the meaning didn't go wow Wow see I'm buying it
Special about I just think it looks cool
Yeah, it's like that's for you. All right, cool. That's it. Oh, that'll work. We're gonna quit with this
It's very squarish, very farmer.
Yeah, that's the golf look.
You don't want the golf hat.
Is that the golf look though?
It kind of is, yeah, like the square hat.
To me, when I think golf, I always think of this.
The golf and he's the same good.
Yeah, you know, he agree.
That's the golf hat.
I always think of golf, I think of this.
OK.
And it's breathable.
OK, so this one's more like, this is a sale at 90%.
Yeah, it's somewhere out there.
You have your hair going out of it like push your hair above it
All all
Yo, do you know I
Really?
Well have all your hair go above it like your back are being tucked in it's gonna be
This? Yo, no?
Jeff?
Okay.
No, I hate that people like it. Jesse, come on, tell me straight.
Yeah.
Thanks, Anthony.
Yeah, I thought it would look different.
Gosh darn it.
All right. Um, where does that go? Oh, you're right there.
Now I like the tiger goat one. I think that one was cool.
That one or there's a turtle one.
Did you see the turtle?
OK, and then cool.
Yeah. Yeah.
On the driver.
And your driver.
Can you put that on the driver, on the driver?
Yeah.
Is it a driver driver?
Yes. Driver, I call it.
Bang.
That'll work.
You got it.
All right.
Oh, you need to get a tease.
I'll give you my T's.
There we go, one more T's, you can match.
Oh, thanks, thanks, thanks.
Already bottom, already bottom.
Boom, done, that's a sell.
Belt, two please.
Also, my clothes, I left my clothes in the corner.
Nope, there's more.
You just threw them right on the ground?
Look at the ground.
Just throw them.
Here's the belts.
Belts?
We'll call her.
It's going to be beige pants, black things,
There's something very sober I would say.
Not a fan of it, not a fan of it.
I'm thinking something...
Did we want it to show?
Like, it's a great pants.
If you have your shirt tucked in, you'll see it.
If not, you won't notice.
Maybe like a white belt?
It'll be tucked in, probably.
Okay.
We got the Nike's right here.
What size waist?
Nike's.
The Nike's one.
This one?
Yeah.
That's all.
It's 32 to 34.
That's good.
Okay, cool. Bang!
Yeah.
And you get your orange tees.
And if you don't like the tees, you can use it.
Oh, oh, so there's something brown. Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Now, what about...
Bang.
One guy wrote brown.
Yeah.
Locked in.
Locked in.
One guy wrote brown.
Everybody stop.
Ah, see.
Why do you think about these?
This is like the ones I would wear as a kid.
Yeah, but now it's like a horse theory.
theory where when you're really young way when you were old oh you're old no I'm
not so we're gonna for black okay black just late what about something like no
about something like oh that's nice what about this though like carbon like a
race mode yeah that's heavy so since I'm 32 right you say 30 34 that's too much
That's too much.
They have to be 3032.
Oh, this is 3032.
This one.
Is that carbon fiber, too?
It's reversible.
And that's a sail.
It's reversible.
It's white and black.
Holy.
Yo, it was already sold.
Boom.
It's been sold at this point.
Yeah.
Boom.
That's a sail.
What about a glove?
Oh, no, we already have gloves.
Yeah, we got our gloves.
Gloves.
We got our hat.
Bang.
Socks.
Oh, I already wear it.
We're done.
This is it.
Oh, wait, where's my hat, though?
My funny hat.
What's in my hand?
Is that my hat?
Oh.
Oh.
I told him to get his Callaway Super Songs.
Watch out for the tape.
Oh, bang!
That's a sale.
That's a sale.
You got the case.
Good.
Chat, everyone's bald.
We're just clapping white with the line
so I can know how to put it.
Yeah.
Oh boom!
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
I was like, fuck this.
It is.
Well, if it's an investment though, we can buy careers.
You're good.
Thank you, guys.
How about a pack of... a pack of moles?
We should have Callaway...
I'm gonna ask her, we should have Callaway Super Softs.
Yeah, that's what I want.
That's exactly what I want.
What about some sunscreen?
I don't need it.
You might need it.
I don't need it.
I don't know, so I'll...
I need it.
Are you hungry?
I'm a little hungry.
Dude, I'm starving.
Yeah, me too.
I'm starving.
I'm starving Marvin, actually.
What?
Hey, boss.
You don't want to carry your stuff.
Is that it?
Thank you.
Yeah, I look chuffed.
I got you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I'm waiting.
Really?
Yep, David.
You know what?
Seven.
Five.
It's a sale.
Reversible
Um
Oh, I was wondering if I could do the shut up
Yeah, it's all good
I mean, I mean, he did a great job, right?
Super soft
And basically those guys play you get a full box instead
And then, um, I don't know if he got them or not
But you get the green ones for me
Super soft?
Sure
Oh
And I have white ones
We're gonna replace the white ones with this one
with this one.
It's good.
You still want the yellow ones?
The yellow ones?
Well, I'm going to keep the yellow one and we're going to do it.
What is V1?
I cannot afford V1.
What is V1?
What is V1?
V1?
V1.
Oh, Pro V1 title-lesses.
They're good.
I just, the super soft, from everything that I know, it's easier for it to go further.
It's better for beginners.
So why is that on our cards?
Because we're beginners, and we're suck.
But you just said that's good for beginners though.
No, no, no, no, the Caloys.
Oh.
Beginners.
I don't know, I was using the V1s.
I went to Kirkland's, the Caloys SuperSofts.
I like them.
Yeah, you can find them.
Oh, they're in a vault?
You can get a Boston, though, if you want to try them.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I don't know if we can.
What is a V1?
That's called Pro V1.
So what do those do?
They're probably the top golf ball, I would say.
Golfers love them because they have, as they say on the back, they have really good flight
and distance.
Okay, now do you want to get both?
Get a box, get a box.
So what we do is we play with the orange ones, right?
Those are yellows.
And when people show up?
Orange, yellow.
We swap them out.
I don't feel like I could use them.
Yeah, exactly.
We're like, oh, here's the pros.
Bang.
Cell.
Literally, it's a cell.
OK.
And now you got it.
Are you going to get the whoop?
You have to get that.
You already bought it.
But what does that do, though?
I don't know.
I think it tells you the range or something.
That's a cell.
No, it's like a pace of aging.
Oh, I love it.
But hold on
We have the reaction glasses though
But don't hold on though
Yeah, yeah, just just just dump it all in
Bang
What is though?
Holy
Those are like locked in though, we can't even get them out
What?
Those are too expensive
I mean I go here with these
That's the ad after the ad after order
I can't compete with something I'm not gonna bother
Why would you want one of your glasses if you want to see properly?
Well, just the sun.
The sun gets in the way.
Oh yeah.
The sun can be annoying.
Really?
Then I'll just borrow yours when the sun happens.
Yeah.
When the sun happens?
Oh my god, look at this belt dude.
Yeah, what if there's...
Dude, it comes up.
Yeah, I mean, it'll be...
Oh!
With the green.
Ah, that is complete ass.
Okay.
The fact that you think it off the shelf is...
Yeah, but you get so excited when you feel good and everything.
Well, that might be special, but that's too special.
Hey, man, we're looking good, yeah.
Good?
Okay.
Cool.
Now, do you want to hit one of the balls?
Oh, yeah.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
I'm down.
Okay.
Yo, I can hit a few balls, yeah.
And then, is everything going together and separating stuff?
It's all going together on this van's car.
One car, one for the next one.
Okay.
But it's my car.
They'll be holding it.
Yep.
Then that.
Okay, whatever.
I hope so.
We just put the bill, but my treat.
Oh.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
No, no, no, I don't think that's a good idea.
Oh, bye.
These are the sketches, you know that, right?
Yeah, I'm wearing sketches right now.
Oh, just go ahead and keep laughing at my shit.
Look at these.
What are these? What is this? What is that?
Yo, you and no drip.
Just move on.
What is this and what is that?
What does that say? What does it say?
I don't know.
my girlfriend. Where was your gift from your girlfriend?
This was from you. That's what we used to do together.
Do you guys want to keep this? No. Are they yours? It's his.
Mine's please. He came in here. The thing that comes, the pen, whatever, the paper is there.
Yeah, she used it. Yeah, yeah, no, but I was asking if you wanted to keep it or if I could put it in the box of shoes.
Yeah, so these ones are yours?
Yeah.
Sorry, I was in the same.
No, you're good.
Yeah.
Oh.
And then when we go home, I'll set up your whole bag for you so it's all nice and set
up.
They're not going to quench, right?
No, no, no.
You have a good, you have a good bag.
Did you get a good bag?
I'll say it.
Wait, did you get a bag?
Yeah.
I got one.
Oh.
I'll set up already.
Oh, nice.
Well, these here.
If that is going to the same place, got to separate it bag-wise for you.
Same thing.
Yeah, we're going to the same place.
Yeah.
Wait, do you guys have drinks?
By the way.
Holy.
Want me to try it?
Those go so hard, man.
Really?
They actually do?
Actually, I saw my brother this morning, I just didn't put him up.
I've literally been using these non-stop for two years.
Really?
There's no scratch or something.
Yeah.
Well, we could do those things later on, right?
We could do that.
Food, we could go home and play a few games.
Sure.
Oh, we can do a switch.
Both.
We can really get ready.
Ooh.
Why can't we do one online?
Lando?
No.
On Lando?
No Lane C?
Halo 1v1, no screen looking?
We have to do the car-
No, we have to call the board of the table.
Or the blanket.
Yeah, I'll be the blanket guy.
Nah, he feels like he has so much horror after that golf shot.
Like he's been walking different, by the way.
He's literally walking around going like...
This last world.
It's like, actually just...
Now we just gotta deal with him with one of these.
Yo.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You ready?
No.
Nooooo.
You really do look like a Waluigi.
Holy.
Holy, holy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
The ball's not moving.
I called it through the order.
Oh, you impressed me.
I won't lie, you did.
Really?
Yeah, you did.
You were impressing me.
Yeah, I swear, I've only done meet the putt putt and top golf once.
Yeah, no, no, no.
You were doing great.
And you were taking advice from him well.
Oh, yeah.
And then I was second 1G.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's gonna guess me up for that whenever he beats me.
He's like, oh, it was a close game.
Oh, whatever.
Yeah.
Class, classic.
Classic, yeah.
So, why not switch that to something else?
Oh, oh, oh.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just a little page by home.
No, I didn't tell you that.
Did you guys still want to do the single one being that you're getting the dozen?
Oh, we'll get it.
We'll just get the one.
Just the dozen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hopefully I can get you to get the germics.
Oh, yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah.
That one.
Bing.
There you go.
The bag.
The bag.
The bag.
How's this bag?
What happened?
I got to do the thing underneath the fingernails over
I don't think that would be good with this spot
Thank you so much
Here you go, thanks for the interview
Thank you
You're welcome
Dude, that's all I need
Appreciate it
You got it
This spot is uh, very nice
Yeah, what is the full name of this place?
Well I don't say yeah because we're gonna hit some balls first
Yeah, yeah, yeah, never mind
We'll say it and maybe we'll show up
One way is we're a dick
That's a right. Yeah, and um dickball in Ohio John dickball that's all right
This is a scared towel oh
Yeah, I got you
No, but you know what?
Are you going to use mine?
Yeah, I'll use those.
Is it what?
He was just asking me to make sure that I'd go out.
I said, yeah, we got them.
Oh yeah, I always said we would, yeah?
Yeah, it ain't great.
Yeah, we hit them up last minute. They were super nice.
They were like, yeah.
That was amazing.
So, well in this car decline we got to go
Should we get a few walls?
Okay, let me just run back and
I don't know if you want to wait for that or
Is that his driver?
Yeah, just a different color grip
Really? Yeah
Is that the one I was using over there too?
Uh, I could build it back again, yeah
Just a few seconds
Very cool
Yeah, just had a couple of them
It was feeling to me that moment
The air was feeling good
Yeah, those things are sweet.
You probably dare me in terms of a driver,
but I mean, if it goes straight for me,
that's what makes me happy, anyway.
Even if it's on the ground and it's straight, I'm happy.
As long as it's not faded.
This is nice.
It's way lighter.
I thought this would be heavy.
No, it's going to be light.
Yeah.
Because it's graphite.
That little bit.
Oh.
So why is it big if it doesn't have to be done?
It does.
Well, the bigger it is, the more basically when you mis-hit it, the face wants to twist.
And when it's bigger, it doesn't twist as much.
Oh, wow.
Interesting. It's all on the weight.
I really like how your face looks on that part.
Really?
Yeah, I do.
That's pretty nice.
Go on, G.
See, I feel like the end of this...
I don't know how to do this part.
I think this is like very rookie and bad.
Yeah.
There's a drill I could show you that would help.
Like you wind up on that?
No, not necessarily.
I would just recommend your hands to go higher.
Your hands?
Oh, like that?
Yeah.
Your hands higher?
Yeah.
And keep your head down.
And basically you're going to just here.
Like did you take it all the way to that?
Yep.
Maybe we can swing there if you want.
Oh, I don't want that.
Or whatever.
I thought I had to stop there.
Okay, okay.
I don't know if you want to go over there.
I'm going to swing this.
Okay.
Oh, my bad.
Sorry, I'm trying to communicate with Mike to plan it later and everything.
Same.
With a multitasker.
Is that crazy stuff?
I think it's insane.
Jesus.
Is that a crazy sound?
I think it's a second video.
Jesus.
Life is...
Let me go look back for a while. Sure.
That's a good shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something we call a little bit of this.
A carrot stick.
I just slept with the irons.
I need to get a little bit of the baton right to the door, to make it on the bathroom.
I think it might be a little too far up.
Oh, where it's not getting a good scan.
It's really bad.
It's not really getting all the stuff.
I would say basically when you're coming down, you're kind of leaving the face open like this.
If you feel like your right hand just flips over, that's going to control the face.
Focus on turning the wrist back into the center.
Or, and then after impact, you want to almost flip it down so it can fall and it's facing
the ground.
Yeah.
Let me try that out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's a little bit of the old one.
And broke the window.
But if you break the window, what you do, you go and look at the window, and you
You just never act like it even exists, you just don't ever look at the window.
He's pregnant.
Are my gloves?
Well, I mean, it's the same glove. I could have just gotten used to yours, right?
Yeah!
Oh, you know what?
Mine's well.
Holy.
Smells nice.
Alright, boom, done.
I hit pretty hard.
Now it's better on the clubface.
Just top of it.
Just slowly, yeah.
Faded it that's what that's a problem. Yeah
Center no you just you can see your impact marks on you can kind of see like where you hit it
Wait
Okay, and it's not small. Yeah, it's thing actually goes so hard though. So what if I got you you'd say
Medium fear like you're like a medium player like you want to yeah
Do it this is nice
Do this I put your feet together at first at the ball
That's the ball, that's the ball, that's the ball.
And then only, it's not the way you're going.
You said that at the ball.
And then just move this foot over here.
Only that foot.
Oh, like this.
Oh yeah, this is the tilter.
Yeah.
This.
I think it should really get set up.
This?
Yeah, it looks great.
I think I'm too short and I'm too...
You can just do all that.
There you go.
This?
Yeah.
I think I'll switch to your knees.
Look at that ball.
Yeah, there you go.
Um, say that again.
Like, if your hands are like this, just drop them a little bit in.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, look at the ball.
Oh, that's first time I did that today.
It's fine, okay?
Okay, so what?
Chop it up and smash it.
See, I feel like I did it again, where I was in a public rather position.
That guy just went for it anyway.
So I'm going to start with that.
I still think you were just a little too close to it.
I didn't want to go like that.
I also might be standing right behind you.
So I would say a good thing if I grabbed this right in front of you.
A good drill to be if you basically just kind of got in your golf posture pretty much
and just start to float out in front of you and then came down.
That's kind of how far you should be away from there.
Is it your little two, yeah, there you go.
Yeah, because you're tall, dude.
Yeah, you are tall.
Remember stare at that, and your hand were in that shit.
Little song for a little, for the elbow.
Follow the elbow?
There you go, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I'm almost done.
Almost took one to the shim.
Okay, so how was that?
That's your career.
Almost.
How was that?
Okay, now I'm gonna add you.
That is happening because when you're swinging,
you're probably doing one of two things.
You're standing up and the club's coming in,
or you're going out and you're throwing the hands out.
So you want to stay solid.
You want to stay pretty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a great thing to be doing, by the way.
And a little more tilt with the shoulders.
Tell the shoulders.
Inwards?
Backwards.
Your shoulders.
Not your elbows.
Shoulders.
Yeah.
So bring the shoulders this way.
That way?
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah.
You got it.
You got it, dude.
Okay.
And you...
Sedgewreck!
You broke a tree though, but look, that's fine.
Look, you're in rough, and like, you can play that.
Like, if you did that, that's good.
Dude, I feel like I hit, like, a 300.
Like, that was a 40.
You did great.
Okay, can you put it back in one more time, please?
Now I'm gonna read it twice.
Matt, don't kill it.
Remember, the club does everything at the end of the day.
You have a lot of club head seed, dude.
75 isn't bad at all.
But he's doing what you were doing, kind of leaving that club face open?
Open!
What if his feet's in the wrong?
They're actually in a good spot.
So, why is it going there?
Well, you just did it.
We were talking about it.
You need to feel like, basically,
if you just grab the club in your right hand only,
and you kind of swing,
that face also mimics the palm of your hand.
So, as you flip that palm over,
look what it does to the club face,
it also points it more to the left.
So, we call that releasing the club.
That's what's going to stop you from slicing it.
But you've got to do that while you're swinging, so you've got to time it.
Okay?
You've got to time it.
Okay, so there is going to be a flick at the end.
Correct.
Dude, I didn't know that.
And it's really just in the right hand.
Your left hand is just un-called compression or something.
We call it releasing the club.
Yeah, not like actually releasing it, but...
It don't release the club.
Yeah, don't release it.
The setup looks great. It looks really good there.
I'm not, it's not chewing up.
That wasn't at the end of the day.
I went 20 yards longer than the last one.
I put my everything into the flicky.
Yeah.
So I...
Look at the...
I mean, you know what?
At the end of the day, you're hitting the ball right now.
That's impressive.
So if I'm not doing the big thing,
I like the thing that you can overlap as well.
If you don't like the pinkie, you can't hold the light, it makes you feel like you have control.
Also try to get a little closer to that ball.
Like get closer, you know?
Or it should be like a long head.
Even closer.
Now put your whole body closer, closer.
The club needs to get closer to the golf ball.
Like it needs to be like here.
Here.
Oh!
Sorry.
And then pinch your body.
There you go.
The set looks really good.
It does.
and really get the flip with the right hand.
Yes!
Great swing, dude.
Nice!
That's a little tight job.
Good hit, good hit, fairway.
Okay, so...
846.
At least I got the ball.
The more I run, the better.
And you stayed in that fairway.
Yeah, in the fairway.
And that's the flip with the right hand.
the finish like you know it's interesting are you flicked your wrist but you swung
slower you swung four miles an hour slower real close to that ball
there you go nice it just smash it smash it and really flick the right wrist
I mean, you were lying with this.
Again, that's a terrible shot I think that's true.
Really?
Yep.
I have the T-Box.
Okay, now this one is the one.
Every eight reps close.
Yes, feet.
And then your body.
It's so good.
Oh!
Okay.
We're getting it up.
So, that was a nice one.
You want me to do it?
Oh.
Here it comes.
You notice he did that shot and then he went behind the table by the way after?
Yeah.
He said I'm a little too close.
No, I was trying to see what was going on with his backswing.
The only problem is, you're like falling all over the place afterwards and the balance isn't great yet, but it's not going to get any better.
So say it, give me like a document, give me all the sentences, whatever.
But right now, I think your setup is great. Your setup is really good.
Before you swing, the takeaway is still really good as well. I like your backswing.
The only problem is, I think right now what's happening is when you follow through,
you're sort of following backwards like this.
And it's causing you to be in a different position than you were when you started.
Stay inside of a cylinder. Do not leave the cylinder.
You are inside of the cylinder.
So...
And then you're just... you're coming down and hitting that.
You're not doing this and all that.
Think of it like this.
You're hammering it
Even there you kind of fell backwards a little bit you would almost want to see like just falling towards the screen a little bit
do the wrist thing and do the core thing.
Stand with the step one, step two, step three, step four.
Yeah, because you're so new,
but ultimately it's just gonna, it'll be natural.
Oh my neck, give us a, show us how it's done.
Well I'll tell you what I'm doing it too,
like what I'm thinking.
So, at least with me,
I'm like really thinking about this angle.
Like I'm going like this and I'm really thinking about
like, I'm hitting this thing like this, like that whole body swing is like kind of second.
For my room, I'm thinking about just coming back and really looking back at that and smacking
that deal back, like this.
It's like, anything was good except for that action, right?
Yeah.
I was just like, why am I trying to teach?
Like, why am I trying to teach?
No, it's just like, I'm making good advice.
It just didn't connect.
It looked like it did.
He's the teacher.
Like, what am I talking about?
Why am I coming up here like I know what I'm talking about?
It could feel better to listen from a noob.
Yes.
No, I just am act like I have to go.
It's gone, bro.
I got lucky six times in a row, unless.
Even you're doing it now too. Do you kind of see this position that you're in? You're
like lean back a little bit? Yeah. That's because your weight hasn't transferred all the way over.
Oh, I'm going to take a seat. I'd be curious. Just for fun. Like if you were to grab a shorter club
and I already hit one real quick, like I think right now what's happening is your
guys are kind of falling back like this. Where you're kind of in this position trying to
get it up in the air? How do I fix my balance? Well it's almost just it's feeling like now
we're here. You can see where all my weight is now? You're going lateral. Yeah. I do do that. I'm trying to chip it. Yeah almost instinctively.
A lot of people are like, while I'm hitting it too low their main thing is okay how do I get it up in the air? It's
leaning back on the right foot. The setup is awesome. I'm doing this. Correct but you're not doing this when you follow through.
You've got A and B. We just need to get C
Oh
One six six. Yeah, impressive. Now let's see his swing
Oh man, what'd they try it for?
Let me put a glove on.
Oh, let me go get my super mega driver, 3000.
Ha ha ha.
You want me to get it far?
Oh, it smashes.
Like, world record.
You want to know what the issue is?
I have to fart.
Right?
Every time I'm about to hit,
I don't want to fart in front of him.
Oh.
He's been so nice.
I can't fart.
Just...
Do we think this is going to kill you say 300 I I say I say to 268 is what I this is you're more about total
A little bit I don't know that public's discussing
Now he just did a stretch all that block. Yeah, I meant that for the truth this thing's gonna explode
There you go.
Whoa!
Hold on a sec.
No.
Do you know what I mean?
Yo!
Now he smacked it.
Now you can feel the power though.
I'm going to...
I don't think it's going to be that scary.
That is actually scary.
a scary thing and look at how it curved I picked out a lady shaft for some
reason the first one I grabbed this is the first one I grabbed one more one
This one has a lot of law.
One more.
That was a fluke.
That was a fluke, right?
Probably not fluke.
It has much more law than that.
Oh, but I can try it.
You get a snap, though.
It sounded scary.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Two.
Bro, you just went to another...
Universe.
See, it went shorter because there's a lot of balls.
What does that mean, a lot?
So it doesn't need very high, so this angle is more.
To get the ball straight.
I'm getting it from the end of the table.
Oh!
That's a three-pillopup.
Third, second, second, second, and one of them.
One 19-puff, and that was disgusting.
Yeah, I see jittering.
It lobs up more, right?
So it loses speed when it does that?
Yeah, yeah.
But, yeah.
Like, the other nine had less of an angle,
so it was more forward instead of higher.
But it's better for me, right,
because I hit a lot of green balls.
Correct.
I need it to go in the air because it's just going to rub on the ground and I go, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
I learned one trick.
I don't even know what I'm talking about.
You were really far away from the ball.
You guys are the same.
Yeah.
So maybe go further from the ball like he was.
Further?
As in what?
He was away from it.
Your feet from the club because he was really far.
My thought process with that is the further I am away from the golf ball, the more
if I can create more leverage, more speed.
Is that what it does?
It's the first athletic thing I've done today.
I got all of my skin.
I did a weight transfer, I just had to smack it.
That's so bad.
It's really hard to do that.
We'll be tribes, and I'm trying to kill it.
I'm trying to keep watching them kill and just see what's on it.
Put up on hollow.
I think as long as you flip the sprite hand over,
you'll hit it straight.
And keep your balance.
Oh, man.
That was better.
I know it wasn't a great result, but it went left,
which means you flipped your wrist.
I did.
Yeah.
You raised your body.
You got to be with the end there.
Yeah, I did.
You had it down.
Yeah.
That was one you felt, it felt like you wanted to get that in the air.
The driver will get the ball in the air for you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just...
Yeah?
Son of a...
Son of a so good man.
I'm playing around like a tennis, I'm playing around like a baseball.
Anything that I could do to stick.
Oh man.
That'd be shit.
It will be.
Someone said, why is he swinging like a Roblox character?
Go!
Go.
Really?
Y'all, y'all, go clip this.
And I'll attach it to the oar of Maldon when I hit 300.
Oh yeah.
Oh, my God.
Now I gotta go to the training arc.
I'm gonna get on my back in one snap.
I know, I'm sorry.
This won't go, this won't go straight.
Some pups with your putter now, too.
Yeah, that'll do, yeah.
The first, yeah, exactly.
This won't go good, but I just wanna try to kill it.
I wanna try to eat it.
Remember, really really flick this right wrist.
You almost can't do it enough, okay?
You're talking about this right?
Yep.
Okay.
Keep all that weight towards the left side.
I'm thinking of the thing I hate the most.
Smoking is not going to fit.
You.
Me.
So you had, what was that sound?
That had the long part of it.
Did I even detect?
No, it went too hard.
That's a good thing, right?
It's a great thing.
It's still in here somewhere.
But no, it hit the very top of the driver so it didn't really go forward.
You have zero aim if I try to do that.
You can see where you hit it.
Right there.
You see the paint?
Oh, Porsche.
That's why it's a demo.
This is how you do it.
I broke it.
Sorry.
That one you kind of dipped down a little bit instead of kept your height.
Like you guys do the opposite.
You go to, like you get short and he gets tall, yeah, it's so funny.
Yeah, because I do a lot of topping.
Yeah.
I'll top, like especially if I stand out.
But what's topping?
But what's topping?
Toppy, sloppy-toppy.
Look at that log.
That's so loggy.
They get the green though, right?
Exactly.
It'll land perfectly so it won't blow off the green.
Makes sense.
That's what they're going to do.
They want it to rely on the air.
And it just lands on the green.
sideways it's gone roll. This doesn't make sense Loli. Let's see a button. This ain't mine right?
Like all this is none of us is ours. One of the drivers is his. I think we'll give a
reward for something Donald's no? Or you know what? This is just his choice.
make your knees down the street.
Instead of making your knees down the street.
Yeah, but we can't say we're reading.
Yeah, let's go ahead and randomize that.
Yeah.
Um, alright.
Oh, where's my glasses?
You know, that's what they do. They go down to their knee.
Look at it.
Are they?
Yeah, they see it.
You put your whole ass in their face.
Well, I mean, you're on the top, right?
I mean, you get the motion. I just did it.
You they look this way and then they come to this side and they look because they don't want to ruin their game on the putt
Holy shit
Beautiful shot
Good distance, because you would have been there and you could have passed that easy.
Oh, I forgot the eyes about it.
I'm in the triangle.
It's fine.
You're strong.
I kind of felt that.
I love that.
Okay, okay.
That's every one though.
In three.
And then?
And now I really get it though.
You're centered with it right there.
See if you can go get it in your hand.
Oh yeah.
Bye.
Good shot.
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna hang this.
Bye.
That was a great decision on the butter.
It was great.
I think it's, visually makes more sense when I look at it.
It's so nice to take it over like that.
All right.
I don't want to go in the middle now.
Let's get some random.
Oh!
I mean, how did that reduce his butter?
It sounds really good though.
Yeah, and then we hit it with one of these, and then you go and grab my car.
Grab my cars.
Got my car.
Oh, I thought you said grab my car, it's like we're going to the next hole.
Grab my car, let's go home.
Okay.
Last one.
Oh, that's a tie.
I'm 3-3.
That one was that, what did it mean?
That would be a whole lot of water for it for bar, right?
I'm going to burn it, honestly.
That's the best method.
You know what?
It's so slow.
Can I go for bar?
You can feel the alteration of the drain water.
Yeah.
Oh, just when you start actually climbing on a golf course,
you'll have a little golf rate, which is like the hills, the slopes.
So you'll have to kind of start aiming away from the hole in order to have it turn back.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
So you just have a straight, so you need a straight, but if there's a massive hill on the left,
it's probably going to fly into combat to the right.
Yeah.
That's great.
Oh, whatever.
Yeah, and then you can go right up.
You can still pick up the wall.
No, that's fine.
Oh, you're like a hero.
Yeah, I know, that's great.
How do you do the tappies?
It's so difficult.
It's easier to do with a wedge.
Yeah, all you do is a little bit of a push-up.
All you want is a little bit of a hand.
But you know how to do this?
Yeah, sure.
Then just walk it.
That's it.
Well, it's just like I said, is he a clown?
Now, now, now do a little bit of a push-up.
Can you flick it?
Oh my god, oh my god, I can't believe it.
Yo, he's going to break the record.
Holy.
Okay.
What is it?
What is it?
Oh, I can't see that.
Okay.
That's nice.
Is that like a viper?
Orphan?
Orphan.
And an orphan right here.
Ready?
What is it?
right here. Ready? Yeah, it's in the English.
Oh, okay.
Ready?
Now this guy's just gonna run it.
Whoa!
He's another one.
It's easier with the magic.
Nice. Yo, start off really low.
Don't drop it, yeah.
If you start it off, here, put the ball on the ground, this is the order right here.
If you can just pick it up.
Oh yeah, you don't even have to know how to bounce.
So literally just stand off to the side and just scoop your wrist.
A little bit of this.
Yeah.
Okay, I see how it is.
That's hard though.
Pretty much what you're doing.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I was going to reverse.
Yeah, try to do that again for the moment
until you're done.
Not just like that, but not that.
OK, but now watch this, but now watch this.
Oh, oh, dude.
Yeah.
That's a two shot, that's a two shot.
Now get it in the puck like the left.
No.
That's it.
Walk ahead and go along.
Pro-tip?
What would you do to cheat that out?
What would you try that out?
Like what would you do?
Just think of it like a park.
Yeah, it's tight.
Just put it over your head.
Really short swing with the tighter,
super low to the ground.
Yep.
That's all, it's actually hard.
We move the camera a little bit real quick.
It also, nice!
Oh, look at this!
Holy.
It's all good.
But you know what, you know what though?
This, it actually feels like it's,
it isn't like a one motion,
you know, it's like you're dragging almost.
It's probably easier from the fridge.
Oh, yeah.
Now...
Oh, and...
That's it.
Literally next to a million dollar Korean things.
I'm going to clean the shit up real quick.
The Korean things.
I hit one of these the other day.
Really?
from behind the sand that yeah
Not the D. Please
One I think it was him
Just hanging up all highlights. We didn't get a single other couple
But watch this
Hold up
Oh
Oh, I'm sorry. I smell bad
Oh, you're smiling. Okay. I'm sorry.
How are you? Is it good? Yeah, good time.
All right, man, shut up.
Yeah, thanks, bro.
Thanks, kid.
Oh, really? Yeah.
No way to the end? No way.
Can't be.
Kade, thank you for that.
That was Kade and also what the story is called, a beat.
PGA Superstore.
PGA Superstore.
If you ever need help at the PGA Superstore, you gotta go over to Kade.
Thanks guys, that was cool.
Yeah, we have a lot to bring in to you.
Is that your driver?
That is his.
Yeah, in the putter.
Oh!
And...
And...
You want water to go over?
Oh, that one had some of this.
Thank you so much, Kade.
rest of your day. Thank you man. It's up at four, ready to go? Yep. Oh, the golf balls up in the counter. They said you hadn't paid for the golf balls yet, and they still want them, so. Yeah. Thank you guys for showing us. Showing really close. I was hoping. You said what? Who was that away with that? Oh, the balls in the pocket? I mean, I was going to initially, but it's just not worth a rage rate clip, you know what I mean? I'm just an off stream.
Yeah
All of them
Oh
on to him to keep me to keep me yo that's crazy but why though unprompted to
just get the he's gonna be the fucking chestnut boss
Awesome.
Oh, gosh, oh my God.
Ain't that, no, I'll clean it with you.
Oh my God, it's so weird.
There you go, buddy.
This is so hard.
You know what I'm thinking too?
The dry glass, good.
I'm not wearing the glove.
That's why.
Yeah, it's true.
Because it helps you differentiate
your left.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
See what they're saying.
One guy.
One guy?
I'm not sure.
What's this for?
We're doing a little live stream on Twitch.
Hey, how you doing?
They gave me a half inch short clubs.
Gonna go get them refitted.
Hopefully they can do the thing. I've never been here before.
It's a good spot.
These guys are pros.
Same driver shaft.
The carrot.
The uh...
You know, they're probably...
They're probably juggling, but they're like, oh, you've got horse feet.
You need the shafts.
I was like, all right.
I mean, these guys are crows, and they like the orange ones.
OK.
I guess it's a good one, yeah.
You know, you change your car, by the way.
Haven't set up at the hotel.
Tiger should be there.
Yep.
Let him in.
Do you have a?
Yeah, I think it's classes, so if you ever want class.
Yeah, I would say they're not drinking.
I clearly couldn't drift in the course to get to you know.
Can I show it? I'm so scared to film that way.
Can I help you guys?
Oh yeah of course I'll do this.
Have a good day.
You guys as well.
Thank you for all the help.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Did I get it?
It's a tweaker.
Oh yeah.
Can't forget the tweaker.
Have a good day.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
Are you sure?
Yeah, thank you.
Right here.
That is good.
Thanks.
Thank you guys.
Let me go up.
Hey Jesse.
Holy!
all right all right whoo I'm exhausted Ron I'm sweaty
This is the driver who's depressed.
Nice.
Locked in.
Are you depressed?
He's also not a driver.
Come on, man.
He's got an anguish.
We got our clothes.
They feed you every fortnight.
That's pretty good.
All right, I am hungry.
Yeah, me too.
What's it?
Uh, just maybe like a food, like a calorie.
It looks like a calorie food.
Let's do a password review.
So, any password pretty much?
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Fast food review, so any fast food pretty much.
Should we check in the area?
Yeah, just hit every fast food place and we'll have a mukbang.
Oh, yeah, true.
What about?
Stop the music.
There is the, uh, just, okay.
Can you hold it?
My phone's dead, so you gotta tell me if they
Pog, if they Omega Lawl.
I'll give you the most as they go in.
Gotcha.
I'll have a VPN on the accent.
I think I'm getting sick.
I was nervous about doing this, it's so natural though.
It's just a camera.
Yeah.
It's just me hanging out.
And Victor makes it pretty nice too.
Yeah.
I appreciate it.
That's why I cleaned your hand, I really respect it.
Okay, five guys, James, Chick-fil-A, Wendy's, bad scores, one I can do over there.
Some guys would go hard if that's the only thing we eat.
Yeah.
Wendy's Taco Bell McDonald's combo mugbang.com would be kind of fat and we should not do
that.
Are we doing the drive-thru challenge thing where you go, oh my god, sit down.
You want to do that or no?
I don't want to just sit down.
I mean, I don't care.
I'll eat whatever you eat.
What about though?
Do you have like a Tylenol for him or something or not?
I don't.
Why don't you go home?
Tylenol for him or something or not.
I don't.
Why don't you go home?
You know what else we could do?
What?
We could go home and door-dash all of it.
No, I want it to be fresh.
I want it to be fresh.
Okay.
Cause I always eat like...
Look, that had a KFC Taco Bell combo.
Really?
Yeah.
Taco Bell sounds good.
Yeah.
Taco Bell?
Yeah, yeah, Chalupa Dorito Loco Taco.
I don't know what that is, yeah, all that.
Chalupa what?
That's a little bit of a real look up as that's the more the way it was to do
Yo, he's got this speedrun order
To this war
That guy was extremely aura that it was to the point. Yeah jealous. Yeah, I kind of ruined my vibe
I think you feel like he probably prepared all day like he had that guy. You know, you know, yeah
They they doesn't even work there. That's Tiger Woods son. No way. Yeah
That dude is Kate Woods. That's why I kept saying KW is Kate Woods that she's the initials
So that's another graph then
We'll give it away anyway. How'd you know his putt his putt his smile his aura his walk
And he also knew how to do the grip that Tiger would use is yeah, he brought up the tight
Yeah, and then the guy kept saying use this orange stuff uses. Yeah classic
dude
This is like the other social network movie when the guy says, oh, yeah
Next bill gives me a room and that was Bill Gates
Yeah, I only watch track all of the oh
I'll do either
Friends nobody got nobody got it. What's up? Do I drive through or since I'm gonna do it in the car
Just eat like a nice muffin car. Yeah
In fact, it's not show up
You know, it's a great reference because I know all I know all the movie reference
Like I can call you any movie.
What's in the box?
What's in the box?
Wilson!
Oh yeah, that's Castaway or whatever.
I know what it is in English.
It is, it's Castaway.
Okay.
What song is this?
Are you ready to guess?
Yeah.
Some of them do monobus with humor,
what I gotta do to get 31-
Can I get that?
That's M&M's Oscar.
That's W.
Can I do a song for me?
One Metallica
When I was crazy, I was thinking that song for you said really because it gets our ear through it. Yeah. Yeah
Here's on the same okay
What about this what was on yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know
Clips of Dover
Yeah, is that it on the game? Yep
it goes like this you want me to try it again yeah you did you want me to try
again I did also I had this on what's a fun one because I had the ham rods at
that that that that that that that I don't know
Nam Nam Nam, Nam Nam, Nam Nam Nam, Na-na...
...like a bark.
Nam Nam Nam, Nam Nam Nam, Na-na...
What about this one?
NO-no, it wasn't like that.
It's in Wikipedia Europe.
Oh, um...
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
There-
I- prolong purposes or uh...
Nope.
that's on the fourth one right like it's on that there's the fourth yeah it's
on the last it's like with it's like with Jonas yeah it's on the last bit it's
one it's the ones that on expert they're actually hard not not painted but
not a raining blood not it starts with one thing you don't know no that it was
I'm not a civilian. Yeah, that's a classic. Where are we at? Wow
Yo, uh can I get a chalupa meal with a Dorito loco taco and a diet Pepsi and a
Chicken
Dorito loco
Supreme or regular?
Supreme or regular for the taco?
Supreme or regular for the regular taco?
Supreme? What's your drink?
Anything else?
Two cheesy grater crunch?
With no lettuce
Yeah, please
Can we also get a bunch of sauces, please?
You can just help with the window
Oh, super. Thank you
That's fine
Thank you
Dude, I was looking at that twister box with the wraps, too
The twister?
Yeah, my eyes just started going crazy here, bro
That's crazy
I was looking at the chalupis, the twisters, the chickens
Did you smell that?
Oh
Yo, it smells like fried, like fried chicken.
Are we going to be eating good?
We got the nastiest, messiest food to eat in the back of the car.
Oh!
No, if I did that, I'd shit my pants.
Really?
Yeah, I'd shit my pants.
Yo, that's content though.
No, I would shit my pants.
That's straight content though.
No, I would shit my pants.
That would have been bad.
We would have just out, go home.
I could go and drink.
Can I get a drink at the door?
No.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be sick so
Didn't we should have last you smoked my vape. Oh
No, oh no
I'm back. Did you four holy shit you dude?
Thank you
Driver driver feels bad man driver
I was like, yeah, it's crazy.
I was looking sad after that fart, I'm not gonna lie.
I've got the minutes up in it.
Also, that was one of those skid parts, not even a real one.
No, that thing was like 450 psi, at least.
Yeah.
I'm not even a squeezer.
So, squeezer-cheeser.
Are we doing... we're going on a yacht tonight, dude.
Yeah, I don't think we should.
Okay. Well, I'm down though.
Yeah, I'm down, man.
Like, I'm down to just clown and get it done.
Yeah, we can get a little boat and so whenever we want to dip we just hop on that boat. Yeah, we can new out
I'm down bro. Is that code though green apple. Oh wait. No, it's that code isn't like are you can you do that?
No, no, but we can leave whenever the hell we want to go. He's to the opposite
He's able to lie before ours. We get down. Oh, oh really? Is he going on tour?
They're going to the island.
They own one?
No.
To an island.
Why is it four hours?
They can't just park the boat at the port and just chill?
I think they like to go in the water.
Smoke on the water.
That smoke in the water.
That's the one.
Nice.
What about this?
Doom-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Doom-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Doom-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Don't know that.
She's got eyes of blue and skies of pink, got a rain.
Don't like it.
Sweet child of mine, was he?
What about, it's raining, I'm one of a kind.
It's called a training.
No.
Well, I don't need your friends,
if I don't, and I don't want to stay here.
Rihanna.
Yeah.
Umbrella.
Yeah.
Under my umbrella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
Under my umbrella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
What song does that?
I know.
Yeah, that's right. Put a smile on it.
It's the same song, but later on.
Oh, I was going to say that.
I don't even know, but the Jay-Z parts of all the Jay-Z songs are the worst parts.
Yeah. You're going to get canceled for that, though.
But it's true, though.
Can you get an Aston for an extra Soty Pop and just hand her like a hundred dollar bill?
A Soty Pop. This is catchy, though.
It seems like it's a mix.
What if they have like a hybrid combo?
Like a cheesy gordita fried chicken.
See? Yo, yo, look at his eyes.
It's open.
What was that?
It's $29.30.
Do you think I can add another soda?
Like a...
Baja Blasoda?
Baja.
Baja Blas, yeah.
What's up?
Medium, boys.
Medium, boys.
Yeah, what is going on everybody?
We are blocking the card number this time. Yeah
Yeah, can we get some uh, you know something a mild medium hot Diablo Verde
Verde is classic Verde
They're appropriating my culture so what you call the boss boss job line
Say the boss job line. Oh my god. It's just hard. I guess already. Yeah
How was he
Thank you
I got two drinks, dude. Yeah, we know. Oh, yeah
Even this smells like toxic. Yeah, it's like a nuclear waste
Let me give this a shot.
Let me give this a shot.
That is two times and I've never liked it.
On the count of three, get ready.
One, two, three.
This is OK.
It's like a diet Pepsi.
This is like a fizzy dog shit.
That tastes like a caramel hint a little bit.
A little bit of...
Is that the cleaning supply?
True, actually.
Wait, true.
Little bit of the cleaning, like a bleach!
Mmmmmm!
Dude!
What are you thinking?
Wait, this is like dog shit!
This is awful! I hate this!
Yeah, this is literally terrible, it's like...
This is like a wheeze on the front door.
You know who has the most chemically...
Oh, this says Taco Bell.
That's what I was gonna say.
Taco Bell always has like the most chemical soda.
Dude, this is awful.
It's like they just leave the cleaner in it and you're like, fuck it.
Yeah, how did it...
Yeah, how did it smell so much of this shit?
I don't know.
I don't know why people like Baja Blast that much.
I think regular Mountain Dew, no.
Code Red clears.
And I'm a fat guy.
I kinda know my shit.
You want us to go red, I thought it was a video game.
That's just the red one, that's the cherry.
That, it clears.
It just clears.
And then regular Mountain Dew.
Oh my god.
Open AI is shutting down.
It's AI video generating app Sora.
No!
No.
Why though?
Are they shutting it down or they got sold to people?
Because it was just buzz right?
Like people, if you'll see it, they used it for like a couple of days and they missed it.
Like most civilian applications for this shit is like trash to be honest.
It was pretty good though this time around.
Yeah, but it's a bubble.
When we first saw it, it just looked so real and crazy.
And one week later, it's done.
It already looks shit.
You can already tell how the voice is that it's fake.
Yeah, yeah, it's also like insulated it. Yeah. Oh my god. Did you see him just do that? Yeah, I just saw him run over there
It's like the same. Yeah, it's awful
Also, they just announced that they are reopening the local pool. So maybe it's a coincidence
Because I use water and since this shutting down there's more water to be used they open the pool, you know, I mean
Really it's a little bit of a crickets, but oh
Shit
Is that normal?
I gotta get for you, Axe. I tried to meet you.
It was a dream of mine to meet you.
And EV. I like all EV. I built for you.
Really?
Yes.
What's that?
Do you see it?
Just for... It got a little bent in the car.
I see it's leg came out.
Oh my god. I rushed to get here.
And it's like when you guys left the place, I was rushing to here.
I said, well, sorry, I didn't touch my breath.
I... I...
Let's get back to the...
Yo, yo, yo, man.
Good job, good job.
Yo, this is nice, though.
Oh, look how nice it is.
Good job.
Oh, it's really cute.
Oh, you build that?
I did.
How many pieces that I be life I said I remember but it was maybe like 500 600
Yo, I think you're taking breath man. It's all good, man. You're good. That's what you mean
Likewise X I want to get a photo maybe asked a few questions. I don't be a fan of West critical
But oh shot him out of they could see it. Yeah, this is more soap. I had a few at home
I would love for your tried. Yeah, they're very hydrating and stuff
Super good
Is that the most critical sofa?
Yeah.
I will be a washman buddy with that.
I don't know if they have a marker, but you know, I can show you a photo.
I was actually at the soccer event, but I didn't get a chance to see you.
What is that?
I was hoping you could sign it, please.
It's the Rosalina book, the one from Super Mario Galaxy.
Very cute.
Which one?
Which page do you want me to sign it?
I don't, I would, I mean, I was searching in Russia and I didn't get a chance to
get a marker.
I don't know if you guys have a marker.
I got a little, maybe I'll get a marker from here.
I was hoping also, I could just say, geez, um, but I was hoping to get a selfie with you also.
Yeah, turn around, flip the camera.
Oh, but like maybe more right next to me, so like, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, I'm fully, yes, I know.
It's alright with you.
Yeah, yeah, I just want to, I don't want to get out through the drive-through and shit.
Oh man, sorry, I'm like shaking a little bit, so.
Y'all good, man.
Damn.
Oh, shit.
Oh, thank.
Sorry my camera.
Oh thank you so much.
Do we have a pen in here?
Let's go up though.
I had a few other stuff for you.
I'm so sorry I didn't want to sign it.
I'm going to sign it.
Man, like, you have no idea how much I'm a big fan.
I watched a lot of your streams, your highlights.
That's pretty cool.
Take a picture of that, man.
Take a picture of that, man.
Take a picture of that, man.
No, no, no.
Sorry, do you have like a pen?
A marker, please, anything?
Oh.
Yeah, look at that.
I don't know.
I think it's good.
I was thinking of all the fans.
It's hard to get so many questions to us,
but it's like, oh, like, I mean,
I was watching a rush.
Oh shit, thank you very much. Thank you.
What?
What was on it?
Oh, up in the front.
Hopefully, hopefully it works.
Yeah, like anywhere like, not in the star, but like anywhere like, yeah.
Cool.
Oh, thank you.
I hope it doesn't turn out.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I want to introduce myself.
No, no, no, no, you're all good.
Yo, sir.
Yo, sir.
It's pleasure for you, man.
Of course, man.
Thank you so much for everything.
Thank you.
Hey you all, that's a lot of chat.
Yep. Thanks for having me.
Take it man.
Later.
Alright.
Yeah, we're good. I want to blog the guy behind here.
Yeah, that was nice. Yeah, he was chill. Yeah, that was easy.
That was a cool ass EV.
That is action-ized though.
Yeah, you get the moist, critical soap.
Holy.
Body soap doesn't get better than this.
Cool.
No, just me. I think these are like nice.
You know what I'm saying? It's not like that.
Oh wow, wow.
Holy shit!
bro we got sauces at the bazoo dude what the hell that's not cheesy go to the
Yeah, that was cute though.
What was your shit?
It better be an F.
Yeah, that's mine.
That's also mine.
Check.
Uh, nah, that's also mine.
Hold on.
Dude, I think that's it.
This has to be yours, right?
Nah, that's also mine.
That's pretty much it.
It's just like, it sucks.
It just sucks.
Would you like this though?
I think it's a chalupa.
Oh, I will eat a chalupa.
Thank you very much.
No problem.
Hold on.
That one is the Atenazma.
Atenazma.
That one's better.
Now what's better, Del Taco?
Or is it like a bell chat?
Taco Bell.
This is all probably your last one.
Taco Bell's consistently bad, so I'm happy with it.
You know what I mean?
Like I know what I'm getting.
Yeah, it's like dog shit.
Del Taco, like it will be really good.
And like, well, this is amazing.
And you come back and it's like the bread is stale.
And it's like, fuck you.
Dude, I had a place I used to go to
and it was actually a bar every day.
Let's do without sauce first, cheesy, the gordita crunch, that's fire, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
No, oh boy, I'm in trouble. No, I'm in trouble for this. What's that hair?
Is it right sauce now? No, but Greek is so fucking jealous right now
No.
Mm.
Cool.
Yeah, that's in the UK.
I don't think they even have food or anything.
So, I don't know.
Mm.
I know.
I mean, you've seen the size.
No, they have to hunt with the spears and stuff.
Mm.
I'm gonna go to warm this.
What do you want?
Mm.
Diablo's awesome.
Diablo is good.
button moderation because you get heartburn yeah gorgeous we had to do the
whole thing fuck it yeah there you go
yummy tasty
professional eater
single drop
I mean I'll do the off things you want to
no who's gonna be there
is it just like aura farming the whole time
Yeah, oh
Lacey silky
Yeah, I don't know maybe we can just play games and I'm they put there get it. I got a hotel
Because I just said why drive again tomorrow
You have to go to the hotel to get the camera.
No, I can get a hotel.
They did it.
It's a motel 6, right?
That's great.
We had to cut the budgets a little bit, you know?
Really, bitch.
I'll tell you about the street bag.
Really, bitch.
Is there any other cup holders?
Who's this? It's a group chat.
these bastards hold up custom no too much to find oh good I've been in the
situation before I got this so I was the only order two goggles I ordered three
Really?
Yeah, I got a burrito with a taco.
Oh, I just took your DeGuardita punch.
Some of those, some of those are yours.
Hey, what's in the cooler? Sauce?
Yeah, I freed up the whole thing.
Yeah, those were hot. That sauce was hot.
Yeah, I told you, Diablo...
In the bag.
Diablo, it's got like...
It's not like spicy, but it's like heartburn spicy, you know what I mean?
Yeah, exactly. What about a hot and mild?
Where's the bird egg?
We gotta turn around they didn't give us a bird egg. No, no
Not sick classic
All right a little bit of mild let's get that in there
No.
Yeah.
Most of the population, like the majority of the people have to hunt this, you know what?
They have to go and hunt with spears.
With spears, yeah.
It sucks, man.
I didn't know that until we felt it.
Well, we're thankful that we're in the Western culture, bro.
Or else we'd have fucking spears.
Yeah.
We'd have to hunt every fucking meal, man.
Yeah.
Man.
What the fuck up world, bro?
What the fuck up world?
What's the awful?
Men like us, we're in the middle of a war.
You see the AC down there, what's it say?
Don't even say it out loud.
Totally.
Totally.
Is it between the car or now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chat that day.
Really?
Holy aura.
Holy.
Six seven.
Alright, so after this you guys want to go to Chili's?
Mmm.
What about where Robin's?
After Chili's.
I thought about when I was asleep.
I was against it.
Against the Greeks pointing to there.
So I'm ready for the debate.
I've prepared for the debate. He's been prepared until he probably has his stat points right now
Does he oh probably a hundred percent brother call was getting feisty
Should we add to your place, what do you want to do? Yeah, yeah
Can we go from this to desktop on the side?
Yeah, OK.
React with some food?
Mm-hmm.
Well, I have one more taco.
So.
Yeah.
And it ain't making it.
I mean, I'll just keep it a buck.
It's going down now.
This is not a drink like a taco.
No, it's mine.
Hold on.
Hold up turn around we don't got the Dorita taco no we got it we got it we got it hold on I want
up really bitch wait so I wasn't joking is that your only mine right
what's in that one?
Salsas
you know what you can have a alone of one taco thank you
I'm pretty sure it's my taco they just didn't make it Dorita like taco
There's vegetables in the house, so really yeah, what kind of vegetables?
Fried pickle oh
I'd like a regular pickle fried pickle oh fried pickles are okay. Well, I'll have fried the jalapeno. Oh, yeah
Oh with the cream cheese in the middle. Yeah, jalapeno hover. Yeah
I'll just this things kind of like um kind of like a Taco Bell meat a little bit of
Taco Bell cheese kind of what do you taste it?
Let me try it out. I'll have to marry you. Ready?
What do you think?
Like a shell? Like a conch?
A cheese perhaps? Okay.
What do you think about the meat? What do you get?
it's like a taco.
It's like a taco.
Let me try mine again.
Yeah, I mean it kind of tastes like a taco.
Essentially, it's kind of like a meat and cheese.
But it's not meat though.
That's good.
It's like a corn.
Mmm.
I'm going to take another bite, you hold that.
Both of that?
One more.
You guys ready?
I ate it.
Oh, he breathed it in.
Ha ha ha.
Go inhale the dog water fucking curvy.
Ha ha ha.
Okay, there's 20 tacos, you're in it.
Oh, you used all the napkins.
That should use every fucking napkin.
There's more.
No.
There?
Yeah!
Damn!
He's every single one of them!
Oh!
Gross!
Alright.
Take a little sip.
We're at 4 hours of shopping and we're gonna sit down though.
Hell yeah, it was fun too.
KW.
That's what it should be though.
Like if you're going shopping, if you want to buzz in it, you guys should like it.
you like it. Take it to the counter. Yeah, enjoy it. Really make sure you get what you want.
It takes a lot of time to make money. It takes a lot of time to make money. It takes a lot of time
spending the money too. So you enjoy it. True, true. Why, why just split? Well, it says you
okay. Yo, well, I'm kind of relieved. I was just saying, I mean, like, we're really gonna
I'm going to sit here now.
I'm on one thing that's about to break.
Spreadsheet.
Oh man.
You have the Nintendo Switch ready to go.
With the Mario...
Um...
Mario 10 is still right, because they wanted to try that.
You might as well try it now.
Is it motion control?
I don't know, it's a switch too.
It is rank.
I really miss seeing chat. Can you put it so I can like...
Oh yeah, so I didn't know you had a trap.
It died.
It's lit.
Yo.
I miss having a best friend.
Be a best friend.
I give him to you.
All you gotta do find a best friend you got any video game you're playing go to the local
Discord of that and then just join a room and sit by yourself and share your screen and
just wait for someone to join that yeah yeah if you do that people will join it like one
at a time slowly one more join you won't say anything you'll watch your shit and
you'll get out yeah I'll never talk again but also I think I will they need to remove
the notifications when somebody joins or leaves because when somebody joins they
oh nice when they leave is the president it's extremely sad it's like
well I'm doing a bad job who's that do you do yeah that's that's awful it's like
little yeah but it's like when I was playing like I racing and then I would
stream my shit off-stream right I'm my first place in the first few laps
whatever then I crash learn and you go boom boom yeah you just hearing everybody
I swear I'm good at this I say at the end of the stream we say all right much
love later and then I hear the doo-doo the tears goes down my face no and then I
start listening to that you're aggressively yeah but I talked to you
guys on this quarter though yeah that's as much as I do though way to ruin the
bed yeah oh is that a bit really much was there more funny at the end of
I'll be huge funny, but I'll just do it later. I have to dude. I have to fart and I have
Really
Really, I mean and I have the respect
There's two other guys in the car
And I ain't gonna fart with them in here because I've freaking respect. It's not if I just respect though
It's it's mostly about you guys appreciate that right? No, the appreciate the fart. Yeah
No, they don't no he said yet. No one well. I wish there's a
It's it's it's sign that you're with the boys when you can just shoot your pants and nobody cares
You can't do that and you're not boys and then then this is employees, but you don't
It's awful. You don't slam and it's just cringe
It's because I thought I know but you used to slam used to fart and you would slam
But now you just fart and you're behind so many slams
Guys name is slam in your chat for it. Okay. There's even a fart
But the slum the farting was still dumb because it was two things and people put it in the same because
No, hey, okay, okay. Okay. No, that was he that was he
That was he see now you're gonna eat one of the they actually plug it they plug that if it's a combo it's a pod
Man
we're gonna be tripped out and I have any driver to make that driver Christian
What we have was it the driver? Oh, I love it. Yeah, that's my
Right
You have the driver to go here
No, no, I don't know. I don't know how much was the D-driver.
Oh.
You know, I didn't even see a price once.
Um...
Maybe we just got rents.
Really?
Yeah, I didn't see a price tag ever.
Like how much is the clothes?
I don't know, yeah.
I'm gonna buy a lot of things.
You've been making me forgive everything.
Yeah, well...
Oh, that's not bad.
Yeah, but everything was like forgiving something.
No, for a whole set for you.
My driver had to have been, I'm going to assume like $700.
If it was more than $700, I am sorry.
For the what?
My driver.
Oh, okay.
I think it's pretty good at what?
Oh my God, that would be crazy.
That much?
I won't say it, but holy schmole.
The what?
I can't.
They told me not to say it.
Oh.
Because I don't know my rat, but.
um beautiful sky isn't florida amazing it's great it's just such it's so beautiful it's just
kind of greasy that's you in the am it feels musty that's you beware deodorant
i do usually not today i'm sweet today very nice that's not bad right yep really i think you've
I've never smelt. I don't think you've ever smelt bad.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Have I smelt? Do I smell?
Nope.
Cool.
I think, I think every citizen should know what their smell is.
Or they shouldn't be smelling okay.
Yeah, I mean, if you know you stink, you just gotta shower or free.
Look at the bin message. What does it say?
can be pinned it it's Kate really thanks for coming guys a lot of fun guys
I don't know yeah okay I'm a lot to read it because I know it is ready Kate how
much was my driver much I actually want to know that
you did great you sent him the money
I did not send you the money because I don't have to sell myself. I need something else to do it
Okay, you have the name
That's why you went to chat
Yo, where's my money?
Money, bitch
Such a good wins basketball start up again
Yeah, it's just it's so it's so low buzz these days because of how they streamed the games whatever
They're like there's some something going on that operation. Is it minding?
He just also just stupid mid now. It's like they almost had a goat on there, right?
Like one dude was going insanity.
Uh, Jimmy Butler?
Yeah, the one with the friggin...
But then, he couldn't pull the classic though, where he overperforms.
Then he goes like, oh, I just want more money.
Right?
You need a bit of contract.
And then it's underperforming.
It underperforms.
Yeah.
I'm just filming down for right now.
Yeah, have fun.
Okay, Chad?
We'll be back soon.
You looking at the cock up?
Yeah, looking at the cooler.
Cool.
Chad was too hot.
Cool.
Cooler.
I
Need glasses for that son
Mr.. Driver's child support Luca is that look at Don't kick don't check
You know he plays overwatch yeah, I saw that
I was just due towards ACL that's why yeah, that's terrible either whether I what I would say about that I
I you impressed me really thinking that you did good
I think tomorrow will be more of a reality check because it's like you're seeing it go
We're actually going out tomorrow. Oh man. Yeah, we're going. Yeah, what do we get there? It's hot. It's musty
We're barely hitting the ball and we get depressed like 30 minutes in
We're just fucking we just do we pull the play on the stream and
No, I mean it's funny though. Like we just do we just trip victory falls in
We have a false F.
No.
Well, it's going to be cool because it's going to be overlay.
So we'll see how much overstroke.
Oh, OK.
So it'll be even if you're bad, it's good.
Yeah, but we have to change the ball
down in the water and shit, like.
No, we'll just drop down a new ball.
We ain't going to go get the balls.
What about this, though?
Yeah.
We both shoot the ball.
Oh, scramble.
Whenever we go to the forest, we go to this ball.
Gotcha.
And you get a point, and you get a point.
And then we check the ball again.
Well, we can teammate this, we don't have to play again, because at the end of the day, I'm going to beat you.
Okay, that's just this classic.
But, um, we can scramble, so we hit, we hit, whoever has the better ball, we go for that now.
And then we hit, and then we try to just get, like, our scores together.
So it's like, oh, yours was better, then we'll hit from there, now we're shooting too.
It goes there, who had the better ball, can't go for the victory.
And who wins all together against Lars Stroke?
No, we both win.
No.
Okay, then, you lose.
How about we try to challenge some old guys at the spot?
Oh, shit.
We would get smoked, but that'd be fun.
But they don't know we suck though.
I know, but.
And then we go, oh my god, dude.
My shoe got caught.
I know, just like, coping the entire time.
The first few holes, we just start coping.
Like, we don't know the most coped shit of all time.
Well, they still think that maybe we're good at the game,
but we actually tripped or whatever, right?
Yeah, it's like super great.
Like, oh my god, the fucking win.
I can't, like, dude, there was 4MPH backwards, dude.
Did you guys feel the wind? You did, right?
Yeah, you felt that, right?
Dude, this grain is so bad.
Like, you can tell they're cutting this.
Who's cutting this?
No, I think we're like, you're saving me.
Zoom out, uh, no, no, no, because we're...
Yeah.
So, we're getting home.
Well, I'll say this is nice, right? We have a good time.
Same me and you, you know, get better.
And then we verse two other people that think they can golf.
We're all going to get smurfs.
No, no, I'm talking about like people that we know.
Oh.
Yeah, like what if like two other people that don't really golf get into golf too?
Like we're grown-ass adults, dude.
Like let's just freaking golf.
Like I hate to break it to you.
We're pushing 40.
Like this is what people start doing when they're 40.
Nate shots into golf.
Really?
He's 64.
Yeah, exactly.
He's also very like, he's got that golf vibe too.
I mean, I feel like when you start golfing though, like you're going to grow into
You know, like you're gonna grow into some weird vibe, you know?
Well, we gotta make sure we have corona with lime and some cigars on the course.
We gotta be cigar and then smoke it in the drink.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
What is the point of smoking a cigar? I never really got it though.
Hey, it's just a... I mean maybe it's with you,
but there's just something about the mouth thing.
It's the same reason I do the zero nicotine date,
which is like a nice thing that... I don't know.
You had a head buzz, but I thought you didn't inhale it though.
No, you don't inhale it.
No, don't inhale it. That's gross.
Yeah.
If you wanna inhale, just smoke a cigarette at that point, like, what the hell?
What should I explain that?
It's like for flavor, and it's just like a thing, it's just something to suck on.
You know?
Yeah, yo, pause.
I'll pause.
It's expensive to buy corn, tastes, and aura.
I feel like it's very anti-aura, I'm gonna say.
It's too big for the mouth, look at how you're sucking on the dick.
You can get smaller cigars. I do smaller cigars.
I do Cigarello's.
Just smoke a skin pipe.
Who's that?
He's right. He's right.
I'm so excited for tomorrow.
My nerves all went away too. There's zero nerves.
This is easy. Irelia is easy.
Holy shit, it's just hanging out.
Also, that was also kinda like...
How do you explain this?
It's not...
What the fuck is that?
Um...
Yes, it's not...
How would you say?
I don't know how to explain it.
If anything, it's more stressful to stream...
Like a game that you're not enjoying.
Yeah, not for sure.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but doing so IRL that you don't enjoy
because you don't want to get to something that you do enjoy
it sucks to do.
That's like the problems sometimes.
Like I'll say...
You have two seconds to do it.
That way we might get it? Or, oh we're good?
Wait, we're not muted.
Uh, uh, I'll like, I mean, get it?
you
Look at all those freaking tissues bro.
I got like the pollen or something.
Chat 9.
East poop.
East poop.
I think there's still a lot of screwing.
Oh no, but this is a check right now for sure.
The eyes of cameras.
Yeah nah, yeah it's over.
Yo.
And they hear us?
Not again, just here not seen.
Oh, Stevie Wonder P.O.P.
That was crazy.
Oh, we never told Chad about our adventure.
Oh yeah, I mean, I tried to park the fire earlier, and I had it in electric mode,
And I had the parking fucking buzzers off it and it fucking zoomed to the wall. Yeah, we just yeah
Yeah, I couldn't go like legitimately. Yeah, that's where he's broken. Yeah, it's total
Yeah
I need to sleep back or anything shit.
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
Yeah.
Hold on, do anything, please.
I'm gonna take it out of your house.
Appreciate it.
I'm gonna get it to your dad.
Oh, right on that.
Oh.
So, are we getting in?
Chad, your vision's gonna come back.
Give it a sec.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's not something we've been in the house for like, we know.
Okay.
Can I do the fart now?
Yeah, you can release the volume.
Okay, so that was...
No, but I've been literally holding that in.
Whoa!
I've been holding that in and I'm not kidding for like, three hours.
Brother, okay.
I think it's far enough. I'm complaining.
Absolutely defecate.
I was holding that.
You have to go down and pull it out.
No hell no.
Bro, you need to make these putting grades out here.
Oh, shit, we actually got to get to the top.
You're fucking crazy.
Oh, the water's nice, actually.
Yeah, it's like that shit.
Don't push me in.
Yo, how's your busy clocks?
This guy, I don't know what...
Don't you push me in.
Hold up!
Bro, it's on edge. Do you know how to...
Do you not know how to swim or something?
I mean, shit, man.
Am I good to show this?
Yeah, you're fine.
It's better to go down there because the grass is like spiky.
That's not too bad.
You know what I mean?
It's like spiky and shit.
Is that an alligator in the water?
Bro, that's what I was thinking too.
Is it?
Zoom in on that.
No, I think it's glass.
There's something though, right?
I would go there, but it's just not worth it.
The grass is so spiky, you fuck your feet up.
Yo, look at this.
What was wrong with you?
Man, that one was nuts.
Yeah.
He has like a control, he moves his leg a little bit open, lets it go out.
Normally he has like a squeaker.
Hold up, hold up, everybody walk in.
Dude, that's not right.
I'm Tony, bro.
I've been loading this in.
I mean, it's been a while.
Dude, he's on a farce like bull.
Are they pogging?
Oh, hold on.
They're doing something.
Dude, dude.
Are you ready?
Now they're pogging.
Now they'll fall.
Oh, Islam.
Do you see the flower though?
I like the rocks. Yeah, I see the banana.
See, they come out of this shit, right?
And it's like they die and come back.
From the swirly.
Is that a banana?
No.
It looks like a banana.
Oh, it's a freaking illusion.
It's fake.
Those were fake parts, by the way. I don't fart.
Yes.
Oh, yeah. Also.
W sound effect guy.
Yeah, but I'm telling you
Don't don't it's it's easy
Yo, just don't it is so doable though like
You guys something loaded up
No
He just walked in no more than that.
The main problem though, is that this part over here is like...
No.
4 and a half foot.
Victor, come here.
Look what he's saying he can do.
No, it's easy.
It is easy.
Bro, there's that glass thing up there.
Yeah, you go over it.
You're A.C.I.E.
You said I'll get it.
Tripped.
Like, do you see?
Straight down.
Like, juicers...
Wait, no.
Chat analysis.
What are you A.C.I.E.
Now he's telling me to do it, because that's actually easy though.
Oh, they left the speaker out there.
But look.
Look, look, look.
Look, look, this is the top.
If you're over here, right?
Yeah.
And you have your feet like this, angle the right,
and you hold on to the thing, and then do the bolt.
OK, you've been.
So you bounce on the glass like that.
No, no, no, don't get it off.
But there's height, though.
OK.
Height, height increases distance.
Yeah, but what if you mess up?
No, but you don't know.
But what if?
But you don't know.
Accidents?
I just don't think it's a good idea if you get hurt. No, it's shallow, but you just wear your shoes
like
I'll try it for the content.
Believe it or not, that would be enough of it.
So you're saying you should do it first.
So I'll do it.
If I do it, I'm going to come down and break all your fucking tile.
This is the other question Felix. How deep is the pool?
This is like a five and a half, a five foot at most.
My head comes out of it.
Is that deep enough?
Well, when you think about falling into the water,
you need to think, not the whole bike's going to go through unless you go from very far.
Like there's like a coefficient of, from where you fall and how down you're going to go into the water.
Like you can make the best out of like five feet for sure.
Cheddar's an L. He's talking about an acrobat over here, okay?
I don't want him to do it. I just don't want to see him get hurt.
Even if you're good at it, fuck that.
That'd be so fucking hard, though.
Yeah, but even the last time I came here, you've been saying the same shit, and it's just like...
Just don't.
Would choose.
He would choose the older than ballgame.
I don't know how it looks like on camera, but in person, that looks incredibly scary, right?
Like it does.
We're having to go for that.
No.
Fuck, though.
This is like one and a half
Yeah, now that puts the perspective
Did you see what I'm saying here? And I'm not even at the pool
Okay, now I'm at the pool
Like hell no
What are you saying?
Mattress, they're coaching on the edge
But you never hit the edge though
If you're sobbing upstairs, like you know I'm talking about, you know what I mean?
I wouldn't want to sit anywhere.
I'd have to literally, we'd have to have, I don't know, like ready dialed, ready to go.
It's that dangerous.
Alright.
I'm gonna show her.
This is so dark.
Is it about a night?
Wait, I got one.
Oh, I can wear it?
Just here.
Oh, I got a thing here.
Oh, shit.
What did you know?
Is there another setup in the box?
Oh, I think there's another setup.
You're gonna use the setup? Just into the silver?
Oh, yeah, I'll just...
I'll set some stuff up.
I'm not even gonna go up.
Alright, okay.
Just into the tool cage.
I'm sorry for farting, Chad. I know that it was rude.
Dude!
Dude, I didn't mean to! No, I didn't mean to!
No.
No, I was apologizing.
Yeah.
I was literally made apologizing.
Dude, come back. Come on in. Come on in. It's okay. No, come back. Come back.
It's a Taco Bell though.
I had like, I was holding it because I really cared about Kate.
I couldn't let Kate down.
I couldn't let that out.
But every time I was doing the driver, I was holding that bitch.
Every time.
And one of those drivers, if I wouldn't went too far, we would have had a left.
Do you think your son will balance it differently when it's not in your system?
Yeah, it's more this way.
I saw this talking, that's how I'm like,
just wasn't feeling quite right.
What's not feeling quite right?
Let me turn my phone.
My mom's probably been texting me worried.
Do you have a farting?
Yeah, she's like, why haven't you farted in so long?
And then she just, she saw and she's like,
a little overpowered, thank God.
Thank God we farted.
Thank you.
I want to play video games and then tomorrow golf is just gonna be so stupid fun
I'll just bang on the door
Listen bro, we've got a team time and we just bother the shit, let's go
Yeah, let's do if we can play the switch that would be sick
I wrote a rocket league and does he have a soccer ball? Maybe we could do some soccer practice because he has some practice
I'm a professional. Oh, yeah
Oh, wow. Yeah, I used to be the US national team, the Patriots. Oh, yeah
It's gonna be kicking around the kick
No, no top I was that kicker. I used to kick. Yeah, you can't you have to kick the ball in that game
Nice.
So I was good at doing kick stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know he's goalie so what I can do is I can kick to him and then he goals the kick,
but he won't be able to goal my kicks.
You're an expert at fashion balls.
Well, Mike, when I kick a ball it's gonna go straight through his body.
So I have to only use 1% of my power because if I use even 2% he'll explode and then
he won't be able to hit.
Go over there.
In here?
Can you close the door?
Yeah.
Can I come in?
I have a...
My switch was right here.
I got it. It was under.
It's just a full firehouse...
Yeah, a firehouse kind of setup.
Oh no no no, firehound is gonna set up.
Oh you're gonna get a gun for her if she doesn't want it.
This is Nintendo.
Speech?
Okay, what do you wanna play though?
I have clubhouse, clubhouse games?
Anything that's fun.
I'm down to do...
Okay, I'm down to do...
I'm going to get a MIDI controller, why don't you get that?
Umm, I'm going to get my artist.
That's cool, I've never seen you do that.
That's not true.
Yeah well you've never seen that.
Let me just throw an OBS with the correct form.
This is laggy as shit. This really is such a piece of shit.
Man, that's not the Linus one, right?
Nah, I build a shit.
I mean, getting an hotel?
Let me see.
Holy shit.
There's just everything just hanging out of it.
Cool.
Is twitching?
No, twitching is my normal one, right?
No, no, no.
Cook it. It's ingest two.
Ingest two?
And then turn off the sync. Modify.
Turn off already.
And the other one?
Okay.
And what do you say today? I'll put you in the spot here.
I'm gonna just suffice the camera first.
Bing, bang, bong.
Filter's on?
Oh no, yeah, I can need all my filters on, okay?
Cannot reuse encoder while not sharing.
Oh, that's my second encoder.
So you just start.
because the actual output of it is still the run.
Is the IRL outrun?
Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
I just start main.
Yeah, I'll just wait for it to show up.
And kickstart.
Man, connecting it says it.
Oh no.
I can switch it back.
It's showing 8,000 here.
Open up a Twitch.
Yeah, I switched it.
Why does it kick and connect and go?
We don't want it sending to... I have it on the your computer right now.
Oh, we don't want it to kick it. We don't want it to kick it.
You want me to go back?
No, no, no, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're sending it, we're sending it straight to the fucking...
The server is destroyed.
I'll just forget, and just, and just mention it.
Alright, cool.
Alright, see you guys later.
Alright, thank you. You have to go. Thank you, man.
Ten dollars, Victor. Victor, the camera guy.
Victor, W.
I'll say he's a discovery guy. I don't like what you think he goes with just like one title on it.
Yeah, but I don't like doing that. It's a big interview whatever they want.
They want to be like a cast member. Like they do a bullshit, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, he talks, so.
He's the talking guy.
I have a fat headache. I don't know how long I'll get you.
Why do I have such a fat headache?
I don't know.
So why did you send the fucking phones?
Take one out.
Take two.
Take two.
Two?
I prefer I go over this shit.
Alright.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Let's go to the bottom left buster.
W drip Jesse W vague W aura.
Straight down the end right, which is flawless.
Oh that seems just one of them.
Look amazing.
Watch this. Bang.
Bang.
I don't know if I can make a beat because this PC, remember, I changed motherboard again.
So, it's not licensed.
Like.
high excuse you see any life since you removed the
the ladies that is she is made
the well all you know so well
for this over here yet
yeah I didn't know you're gonna do this I'm gonna do this
do I guess I guess I'm really good one yes and I want
and some rare ones.
Why do you sleep the lake? This one.
WWStream.
Probably just testing it.
No, those had to be on. Let me see.
Backup projects.
Where's my list? Where's my list of projects?
Hmm
Yeah, you know
Remember we used to have a double head set at search. Yeah, but we have the other stickers on oh cool
No, no, you know
48 months aware yo yo, I'm sure you must learn me that's not a clue
Help me. Well, I'm gonna go to the backups
DJ Tony along the open. What do you know me go?
There.
Hey, XQC, just wondering why don't you just keep a 50 gallon trash can in your room next to your desk?
Is this a jet? No way that's it, right?
I think I got the wrong SSD.
You were sitting in the house with the wrong SSD?
Nope. That is very old music.
I have no idea, though.
No?
No reason.
I think it's the only thing I should know.
Nope.
Nope.
Drink water, retard. Drink water, retard. Drink water, retard.
retard drink water retard drink water retard drink water retard
so chat ppm is what I was doing
sorry but I used to use my dates you know date modified uh NAR oh he's talking
about in the file directory yeah I mean whatever it was it was not good it
it was actually the same date modified like that one
yeah it's like it kept doing
this is old, is it?
well then go click on the project and yeah go
then go to the, yeah
yeah
yeah and then do your latest auto save
oh yeah
um
you know okay to the speakers i can hear you know
and you also have to do excuse the options options
how do you
know
these speakers
artists like
they are connected
and then
speaker left
goes to
just cannot see you bro
which one's your speaker
it's uh...
not like it
it's like the green of the nice and it's as much like a fucking possible to see
any of that
you're you're you're what is in
statement says i might not laugh i got glasses but they were all wrong
so i gotta read them
i have like this weird
bend effect that
I've never had on glasses before, I know there's something on it.
Really? Yeah.
That's my fudge and...
Oh, I got it.
So...
See this?
It screwed up.
Really? Is that supposed to just connect like flat in?
Yeah, probably most likely, yeah.
And then it should like...
Yeah, it's not gonna get on it.
Say real tech digital out now, and then...
This is fucking stupid, what it is.
Alright, Gigi.
What's face? Oh, you see that?
Yeah, it's from that. You like that?
Yeah, this is Gigi.
Yeah, we can't do this segment.
Not if I can help it.
Oh, shit, I do. I can't actually.
Look at that.
Does that do it?
Yeah.
shit it works
it sucked Jesse sideways
but now you put the audio in
yeah
go to like a file that works
you didn't take your Tylenols
yeah I did I didn't say Tylenols
I almost just drank your old coke
instead of my drink
do that do it try it
ew
77 month sex QC L
you barely drank anything except
Chemical slop during IRL please hydrate. Thank you. I go back to options though. I probably kick it out just audio settings. Yeah
Click the no back audio and make sure you're clicking your right speaker
Yeah
That's your air phones. Yeah
And then
So this is plug in yeah
so should be like real tech oh real tech yeah but then you have to do real
tech and not in this oh oh yeah and then turn up the volume
This chat here it should say it
Is it in not in my mind my son mark of honor what the fuck is that?
Or maybe real tech Osio, I don't imagine
you
you
Yo.
Oh, wait, what?
How?
Oh, I give up.
This ain't fixed.
Okay.
So, what do we have here?
You do video then.
Yeah, let's watch the cop slot perhaps.
No, no, no.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Top slot perhaps no, no, I'll just sit here in the back and go and have zero opinion
Why not oh, okay, I plucked it
It changed your auto driver. They fucked with a wood OBS
Oh, that's lovely. I love that
Well, yeah, what it completes fucks your shit. I think that's what that's what you really like it
If they should be fine if I go to output like this
Could you watch this, it would make my date smile, baby.
Okay, so on the switch, we have a few options.
I'm not playing anything in the world.
So does the old dock work with the new switch?
Oh, it does not!
Oh, we're fucked.
So that's not happening.
What, what, split screen?
Split screen, what though?
Tennis.
The Switch 2 dock is here?
Well...
Docking?
No, the Switch 2 dock is at the other house, right?
No, no, no, I do not.
This dock is the Switch 2.
Yep.
McDonald's.
Shit, this is going to be my first time away.
Sonic's.
Dude, I think I'm going insane.
I think I'm actually ending it.
I'm going Robin.
I'm going to Robin.
Yeah, switch to the dock.
Yeah, Robin's.
Wow.
Okay, it's all clear.
It's blue, razz, ice, zero nicotine.
Stop playing with me.
Right.
Um, so this HDMI goes into it.
Mario Party?
Is two person Mario Party even funny?
Well, it's not just funny, it's fucking depressing.
Okay.
I mean, that's shit.
You wanna fight IRL?
Oh, we could, oh my God.
I didn't put the PS5 up.
Uh-oh.
It's scaring me because...
They didn't see me at all because there's no games on it.
Like, it's not like you can do anything with that piece of shit.
You know what I mean?
Have you played Spider-Man at all?
No.
Terrible.
I can't believe you haven't done that. It's amazing.
Spider-Man is so fucking fun.
Yeah, I loved it.
I did Spider-Man, I did the Morales one, and I did Spider-Man 2.
It was amazing.
Hey, you fucked up, ad.
How do you know USB-C to USB-C?
Is your controller using one?
Yeah.
Is that a USB to USB-C?
Well, it's just gonna switch dock.
Am I allowed to use anything, any way I want?
Yeah.
You think so?
Yeah, I make the rules here.
Fuck it.
Fuck it?
Yeah.
So I place one into the block and it's just gonna charge and work.
Yeah, just do it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Plug it in.
I'm gonna hold that.
It's a fire.
It's fucking exact like actually.
Yeah, but the house is gonna burn.
Fuck it.
Get back.
I just want to try one more time, okay?
And then I plug it in the, oh my god.
Hi.
You just seen 52 months.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle, perhaps?
Jeebs.
You know, before I got here
and I'm not trying to ruin the vibes.
Yeah.
But my grandma did get hit by a bazooka.
No.
Yeah.
And apparently, it went kabloom, kablau.
Right.
That's what people were hearing.
So that's all the news and stuff they're saying.
So what do you think about that?
It just came up right now.
Yeah, but when do you think about this event?
All the time now.
But when you do what, though?
When I'm smoking a maihooka.
Yeah.
Yeah, for real, literally though.
Fuckin' missed that snob, bitch.
She was great.
I did it!
Nice!
Pog, you did something!
But!
But?
But?
I didn't know you had kick chat up like this.
Should I have kick chat up like this?
Apple.
Hey, kickchat.
How about we have one Ethernet?
One Headed Ghost? One sec.
No! Come on, watch this.
Stop pulling on me.
You know the blinker? Yeah. Yeah, I did it. Oh babe, but let me go get my pack of cigarettes. Fuck it.
Maybe I don't smoke weed or nicotine anymore. Don't give me fucking something bro. Air ain't enough. Air is not enough
Fuck that. What do I normally use?
What do I normally use?
What do I use all the time? Is it alright?
104 months, can you hit the blinker 104 times for me?
Don't know I heard it is like a new one
How do you know if you do it on OBS with the webcam it was gonna do is gonna cause an audio problem
Why don't we don't we don't do all that? Oh my gosh, hear me. Hi
I
Capture Jesse can you welcome me to the jungle DC this guy?
Yo, what could have happened that I I think I didn't insult all my SSDs
This guy's computers are broken every day. No, I'm ported by SSD, but I'm not both of them
I thought I put both.
Oh, there he is!
What?
Uh, maybe the wires are back.
Oh no, he's telling us to be there.
SSDs nuts.
Trying to get the switch too.
He's doing it just so I can beat him.
Like it's like...
Whatever.
Oh no!
I gotta use this.
Oh, I mean it's a classic though.
We won't get lagged though if we just, you should, should we just directly plug the switch into the monitor for us and then output that to them?
Oh, I'll show you what we do.
Heard. Heard that.
So the in is the switch and the output is the string.
Oh, I see.
Of course.
Oh wait, that's what I used to do.
Classic.
Classic, yeah.
Alright, so I was like, I asked about it.
Are you hungry?
This wire's going to be good enough, right?
Uh, I don't know.
Can I order? You don't want to talk?
Yeah.
Of course you can.
Where the fuck is my wire at?
Which wire?
Well, there's a four-day old full-firehouse sub.
That was mine.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's the, uh, USB, the USB-C.
You can't have everything with it.
Are you hungry, just?
No, I ate, um, very little.
Hold on, I ate a salad.
I'm going to bed.
I ate a salad, and then I took some air.
I got my salad.
I'm sorry.
But I got the first to air in the air like this,
and I'm like, oh.
Smell.
Whoa.
Oh, that's my favorite.
I was very kind of you.
Oh, I bite bang.
You went bang.
Like I did it.
Kabloom.
Yes.
Oh, it's making weird things on the screen.
Really?
Really?
Yeah, look at that, no input.
It changed the no input.
Into the vice already in use.
She's like 14 out of that one.
And then?
Boom.
Oh, I thought I did it.
Well, I mean, your timing was impeccable.
Boom.
Oh.
USB 2.0 ticket.
Ah, I got a USB 1.
What is the USB 3?
Oh, 3.
Uh-oh.
Oh, God, I would value the output resolution selected.
Love you, Jesse.
You're looking great.
Thanks for the content.
Um, it is blue as we all know.
Attention.
Pickle is pickling.
I know, I know!
I know!
I know!
Pickle is
I know!
I know!
My grandma got it buyin' a bazooka
No no no, I heard something weird about that guy recently
I buy it every time I hear the vooka
Cause that one's the best song
I am dying of the cold
Alex QC Alex QC
Woaah!
Oooo!
It's not like I'm on the television but it's blue!
That's blue, right?
JobJesse XQCL WW content
Wait, it's spinning!
Kolon 33
WMXXQCL.
I don't even know if they're the real stuff.
The big ones that I know.
XD.
Now.
And?
Ooh!
Nice!
Good job.
Is this the game?
This is my favorite game right now.
No input. That sounds cool. Let's try it.
Yeah, it's gonna be fun. I like it.
Wait, we get to read. Your device is ready, but nothing is coming through.
Cool.
Oh, Booyah!
That's when he spins the golf thing?
Hooray!
Now you're complete?
Yo, this is Booyah you love this?
I'm the one that has the knowledge.
I knew the best to be here.
Yeah.
Yo, where's that hide-down over here?
Um, wait, wait, it's over there.
Who have you been playing this with?
Huh.
He's been practicing.
Yeah, actually, he's...
I never even booted the game...
He's good for cutting.
Okay.
Someone's been practicing.
He was.
You have a second controller?
Or do I get used to my narrow link?
Hold on.
Oh no, please don't leave that.
Wait, there's another controller in the closet?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Oh, okay.
In the electronic closet.
Okay.
Or you have to bring the switch really close.
Okay, do not tug.
Yeah, I'm tugging out right now.
What's happening?
I just, I thought I was reading something.
You ever scroll up and look?
It's a sign method.
Yeah.
Okay, if you tug, it's over.
This controller feels kind of nice.
It's the mad cat.
This is the, no it's just the regular switch controller.
Like the fucking mad cat.
I never used a switch controller. This is kind of nice.
I usually use the Joy-Cons connected thing.
Oh, you're actually giving me zero.
I would have to re-plug it. I'm re-plugging it.
Why don't we just all move down?
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Hold on, my pants are...
There we go.
Oh, I ran over a french fry.
I was gonna eat that.
Oh, that's the left of the tacos right there.
Oh, oh, two subs, two subs!
Two firehouse subs, oh my god!
What is this one?
Oh, a brown-
Okay, well, that isn't even the top-
What was that?
Bro, this looks-
No, it's not.
This isn't even the top.
Let me see it.
This is actually-
This is what it's supposed to-
Oh my gosh.
This is the straight side of the tunnel.
Bro.
What's up?
Holy shit.
Holy shit!
Yo!
I wanna-
Well those Slim Jims, they can't go bad.
They cannot go bad.
Why they call them Slim Jims?
Just the Slim Jims?
Yo, is that?
Please, this cat handsome guy mocking XQC.
Alright, lock him.
No, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that.
No, I'm practicing.
No fucking shit.
No, you're not allowed to look.
Why are you playing on me?
Get fucking on.
What the fuck is going on?
I can't play the fucking game.
You don't play the games I play.
I don't give a shit.
What did you do?
I'm mad.
That's it, I'm playing Pokemon.
Is that you?
Oh, dude, I'm up against an NPC, bro.
Oh, it's practice man when practice I can fix this cool. Don't move. Oh, don't move a second. Oh, yeah
And then we do this
You want to do a ranked magic our local play all over play two players yeah, Booyah
Yeah.
Yes, you.
And Jesse, the golf content was great.
Great, right?
If you ever want some tips from a 15-year veteran to seriously improve your game...
Who was the rest of us?
The other players?
I was so hard fucking, uh, punched.
Alright, Neil.
...to help the Kingjuicer become a force on the course.
I hear Talon O.
Hmm.
Talon O.
I
Roll menu
No, thank you, I gotta die Pepsi. Thank you. How do you play? Um?
Local play yeah, oh no, that's the deal with my client
Really it said that we were both there
I'm pretty sure where it why did I have to get off my it's way though to see the team team
now local play pretty late to catch up on the vault anyways happy 34 months ex-lobal is for
that this level and it just looks like that but I wwp slash on God two players will join
from the business of it boy it's free play trust it's free play jobs right
singles okay let me get some room here
okay yeah one guy chat chat if you go if you were to go online rank you would
do what? Slowball is no ball or no it's not a ball.
Are you going to kill the Serena? Just slightly.
I'm defensive, no fuck that.
Speedy? Or...
you go wallow e.g. I go roll look at his death there's so shit oh my dog shit
what are these stats one two one it's four six and a half plus yeah my god
it's John Paul not starting and no okay if wallow e.g. is it's six and a
half this is some water execution 11 to 12 you have a headache brother just go
while Luigi caught a day no but your mid maxing meta pick up bro that doesn't
even look like fucking don't play the fucking loser like fuck off doesn't even
look like Donkey Kong but I'm gonna win the game it's it's an honest shit I'm
using the I'm using the flame rocket or
Zapper zap.
Okay, Chas.
Mud. Oh, that's massive.
Yeah, dude, I've read in one sec. It makes
mud on the ground when I hit with the mud and it puts it on the ground.
Oh, good luck.
Okay. Good luck.
I
Need that cuz what wrong broke a dollar mm-hmm tops in I fucking
You have audio I got true I get back I get I could play the other two to the speaker the screen that would be nice
Oh, we have to switch seats switch seats. No, switch the doors
So seats
Just push that looking good my next excuse now
Okay.
Ready?
No.
And...
Go.
Sup, I see you, go get the ball.
Go get the ball, man.
What are you starting for?
Cuz he's fucking fast, I shouldn't have went that far.
Defend it!
Defend it!
What?!
Huh?!
My Doton is QC blessing my screen. I'm there dude. This is actually like a Miami shit. I
Don't have a run. I don't have a run. I mean either
Of course, he plays. I mean it's a shot. You can't fucking hit you can still see this shit
I'm gonna get this
Roll one of the four buttons on the right
Wait, I have like V so what's other than my
I had a fever shot is it that oh my god and that's fucking oh
is that what I did though is it but that's fucking cheating look at that oh
Oh my god, that's so dirty. Oh my god
Really she's gonna laugh when he's winning watch this
What? That's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen.
How do you run there?
I'm just literally sticking.
I mean I tell them the mud how do you like
For you you're just shitting a little
I'm gonna keep other gamers
Why is Jesse so good looking and so much better than us?
Let's see the replay match point.
Ready?
Okay.
Do stop.
Okay.
Goose stop.
That's it.
Now we're locking up fucker.
Nope.
And no.
No thank you.
Bang.
There's a bullet.
Is that a bullet?
There's a rifle shot.
Bang.
Let me come right here.
Bang.
There's a bullet.
There's a bullet.
Bang.
There's a bullet.
There's a rifle shot.
Bang.
Let me come right here.
Bang.
There's a bullet.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
you're a good mother
keep it going
that's it
but I have a fucking fat, no he's just fat as shit
he doesn't know that
don't get going he's fucking massive as well like I can't fucking move I'm in the mud
but I mean I mean three pounds of fucking mud
alright GGS
and it's going on I guess chat is the mechanics and we're not using a little
at all
get my hat with a smiley face on it
like what
the volume is low then
can you volume in this yeah so you would go into
I
Let him win cuz he bought me the driver today real
Chat what would it be in it to go to change it to the speed to the speaker on the on the on the TV
Oh, oh, you just go to HDMI
Oh wrong delay. Oh no
This is a play port, right?
Hey, DMI, what it?
Fuck him, dude, Jesse.
So now what Jesse is this, right?
Like this so that we're on the high quality audio and video, but then
How do you put the shit chat so that we can go to the it'll go through this the the TV
Whatever
Oh, you can't take it. I don't know.
I can win the monitor already. I think it'll rank match.
Go into swing mode with Jesse.
Why not advance audio property to help the X and put audio monitor on the monitor?
that's what we did the one time I remember it was the the OBS and my
trip involves okay yeah you have to choose TV monitor
okay chat what would be my TV in there that'll be
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So this is my monitor, right?
That's audio, yeah?
Maybe we can test it.
If you do...
I think you can also plug this into here.
Is it preview?
What the fuck?
It's the wrong menu.
I can't see!
Yeah, we got the OBS screen that's running.
Got a Windows sound output.
What is this, man?
It's for fucking ants, like, genuine though.
Right, like, it's default.
What?
No.
What is this thing called?
It's an Elbstreamer.
They said Elbstreamer, right, though?
No!
Yeah, they did.
Oh, did you pack it up for me?
Sounder.
Volume.
So the audio is what you're going to do, right?
Why isn't it?
Yeah, exactly.
It's their phone, really.
They're supposed to know what happens.
Chat.
Why isn't it working?
Why isn't it working?
Yeah, chat.
Nah, hear it again.
Uh, I'm over it.
Goldy windows, yo, you motherfucker.
Is this enabled?
I'm over it, I'm over it. I'm not gonna lose anything.
I don't hear this anymore.
These monitors are speakers.
I just don't care. I don't care that much.
Yeah.
I just care a little bit.
You know also the the checks showing
There's a bottom right speakers choose monitor. Oh, oh
Like this
This this
We would be hearing if it was there, right?
See?
See?
I'm pretty sure it is that one, that's your monitor.
Audio, oh, allow.
It's like, don't allow, you might not hear.
Click it.
No. Can I see the test? Does it work?
No, it's not working. It's not working.
See, I have to check this. I'm bad at doing the tech, and I'm actually doing the tech.
It's fine. I don't care.
Oh, are you on this app?
Okay.
This.
What the fuck?
No, I... I... I... I... I... I... I'm over it. I won't... I... I... Let's just not do any more of this.
I forgot what I did to make it... make it the main thing, huh?
This, right?
Yeah, put it back to bullshit.
What an awful system.
Yeah.
No gates.
Screw the fuck.
Fuck you.
Alright, I'm actually...
Doubles with fever?
Chad Chad was the most competitive game out of those of you or double no fever
So what
Fuck this guy
All right, just choose by this I'm to the good character. That's some fucking bullshit
Fine
Oh my god, Rosalina's busted it.
I can't pick it here.
Yes, I think you gotta pick it.
Wait, we're not allowed to double go and send a controller on something?
No, no one's ever played this.
You're not allowed to fucking, are you kidding me?
All right, I guess we're gonna play longer, but I mean we can right
Maybe this is the one thing
This is doubles and we should be able to play with me and you
It's only one though. There'd be two boxes of those two
Yeah
The bottom one all right rocket League Joe's
All right, all right
And you can't play you can't play ranked
This one in the end of the offer you cannot play doubles
From your main fucking game console with your friend against other players like what a stupid fucking company Elm and
No, you guys are awful. I buy this fucking pieces hardware so you can play with my friend
And I can't play my friend. It's a fucking party game it and he is a fucking party of the game of the year order
Fuck you sure you'd be not a party game of the year. They can't fucking play with fucking couch couch co-op fucking bitch
I can use this company fucking dog shit fucking ancestral level fucking hardware my phone is fucking better than your fucking console
It's shit. We went to the moon in
1746 yeah like why can't this just fucking work gosh darn it where my
vicks all the way over there now
oh thank you
I think I'm only having one of those over 39 months that's it I was gonna bring
your controller but I was like there's no way he doesn't have an Xbox in front of me.
This has been a controller somewhere.
It's pink and purple, is that okay?
Just see what I call the hit the vape line.
Just see what I call the hit the vape line.
Just see what I call the hit the vape line.
When, say this again.
What I call the hit the vape line.
What I call the hit the vape line.
Was it hard Jack?
Yeah, that's what gonna be we watch your talks cool I'll just pretend I can hear it
Wish I bet you Victor would have figured all this out in five seconds
Man no and I was all anyway the bubbles and dental not us
No, but the audio.
Um...
The audio.
What the fuck?
Yeah, unplugged it to be in the switch.
42 months, love you, Mr. Dotkins.
You can go on your phone and do audio.
Do you think guys and girls can be friends?
No shots.
This should be interesting.
Bracket revelry.
Thank you.
Cool.
cool new usbc thank you what the fuck is that it's nice did you buy that it's mine
i get the cool one
It's great coming to Florida, a lot of British digger holes, things leaking.
Say me.
What the hell is that?
That's kind of scary.
Are you hot?
Like low key it kind of looked packed. Oh because I was connected to the controller.
Classic. Probably how come you have no NVIDIA vibrance?
Maybe a little bit. It's like, it's like sad in the way it's colored.
Do you have a USB thing on this?
well no it's good you do you have a USB right here so you can plug me in it's
good you're plugged in okay but what if I get really mad and I go in kit
don't fucking do that what what all the audios stuff out like what is this shit
that I hate windows they go oh my god he just made it into device let's
We wrote all the audio
He needs if he's driving close to me he needs
And also I'll be able to see a screen
Do you know you can't split you know you can't split them as a banana
There's gotta be a banana some
Oh, there's-
We got a big man over here.
No. Oh, what do you mean by that?
Hell?
No, I'm talking to the fed.
Oh, true.
Okay. Now, how do I queue with you?
Uh, uh, uh, go. A up.
Press option to join.
Option. Press menu.
No, no. Other menu.
Okay, is that you?
At a screenshot it oh my god game bar
My end yeah, you're doing better
33 go over again get rolled
Why should I think the doors
Okay
Oh my god your key binds are different to mine.
Wait actually?
Yeah.
I'm going to change them right now.
No don't, no no no.
This was supposed to be yours.
This was supposed to be yours then.
I got it.
No I got it.
I made it work.
I just had to reset default.
Yeah but I want my thing though.
Oh yeah I got it.
You're setting?
Did you default?
To me?
You know Jesse when is the last time you were in the gym? There's no way it's just your settings
No, you're on my you're on my you're on my car
Oh
It's Jesse's
No, I can't play I can't play this is so bad
No, I can't play I actually not play
How do you even spin?
Oh, so you're just gonna...
That you?
Really good.
Well, I can't believe you saw the custom car and you went default.
I wasn't not... I literally... I didn't even think this was a custom car. I thought this was the fucking, like, default car. It looks like shit.
I have a screen shake.
We're playing split screen with fucking IKAT.
the buttons are freaking wrong dude
that shot
i can't do aerial how do you actually how do you aerial on business rules
l2
oh my god yikes
uh... right right right right
check quick settings
do
about it was in my code what we just want
we can't as I default to talk to us with us
it is it is too much
like no senate what like this is awful everything fell like everything
one of them.
All zombies.
Oooh.
I've done both of them.
Zero three. With controllers as well.
Yeah, got it again.
Yep.
This is all fucking-
You know what's really fucked and I need to change it right now?
I got you.
Are you just trying to forfeit?
It's gonna go
I can't turn my fucking car. Like it's sitting so slow
Mine don't my cameras zoomed under the car
Go again, just sit fix your settings roll roll I didn't mean to
No, that doesn't even work it's just swapping Gordon's
Why are you, why are you placed down?
Yo Jesse, it's me again, the guy that asked about your gym progress.
Are you a good friend?
Just wondering again.
Oh man.
Long.
Fatigued.
Big click eh?
Why are you main?
Like...
Here's the point.
Here's the point.
screen on two monitors or other now he has no audio you rob don't know you know
Jesse all right we can listen smash oh okay you know you've been serious what
am I doing have it on the stream though brother
oh that I did I had it on the thing or not but I have it up download it I think
I had it. Get it. Dude. Against E-Rob?
Oh! Like no joke.
Look, I don't think they'll load it in here.
Am I too close to the microphone?
Chat, should I like do a little something like this?
And then a little something like that?
No? Okay.
I remember when Jesse beats Donkey in Smash.
What about something like this?
It's like a little better?
Baby lock the windows and turn your lights down low.
Play the funky music nice and slow.
Baby we gonna play...
I'm over here stroking my dick and I got Lush and I'm on my dick right now and I'm just stroking my shit.
I'm horny as fuck man. I am a freak man like flowed on this system. Happy birthday
As a download pickle it'll be easy no, they better
Okay, every single thing is felled in
Cod zombies sure, but that would be split screen though. No, you have a cool neck and a cool
Call dude 2. Black ops 2. Oh, black ops 3. Black ops 2. Black ops 3. Black ops 2.
XQCF. Black ops 3. I'm a 2 guy, you're a 3 guy. That's, that's the issue here. You
rock-paper-scissors for it split screen all up can't just put me on PC
Cuphead X QCL really that's your ex you're still going on the
they just really see you're silky in the game I really like they just don't know
what the fuck's going on I out you can't be fine you got one guy lowl
omega lowl dude I have not felt like being like I'm still is anyone else like
I'll make a decision for Black Ops if Black Ops did.
Honestly, dude.
Well, Matt, though.
Um... uh...
Transit, obviously.
I mean, origins could work, but...
No, it's gonna be unsafe, just...
Man, fuck. Local.
Local. It's... it... it doesn't matter.
I'm not wrong right? 175 gigs.
Well...
How?
Nah, they're loading. Nah, they're loading.
They wasn't 175 gigs.
You have to go in here to remove a lot of the vibes.
I have to admit, yes, it's just too much. It's just fucking awful.
maybe three gigs with what the new one let's do this in their chair they just go
back and bang bang bang bang yeah just enough safe I agree
brother the minutes um like we could do regular switch use the controller joy
I don't think you have that on switch 2 though.
I'm going to switch 1?
Yeah, I'm going to switch 1.
Okay.
I look at my cartridges, right?
I look at my cartridges, right?
Yeah.
What about Halo?
Clubhouse Games.
Halo 2 campaign.
Hilo 2 campaign, Hilo 3 campaign, Black Ops 2 Zombies, Cuphead the Joes.
I like that game, I feel like I'm going to have a seizure every time I play it.
Why?
Because it does the flashing screen thing and I fucking hate it.
What fucking thing?
Are you just going to crack?
No.
You can't.
That's the thing.
You can't turn it off.
Yes.
Yo, are you on bugging or not?
What's the time of the day when the Kamehamehas are going?
Hey, you gotta look away.
Portal 2?
With controllers?
Holy.
I mean, I'm not only in this classic Clubhouse games, it's a Superstar currently.
Well, Smash, what did E-Rob say exactly?
Pause.
It says pause.
pause. Dude, actually what the fuck? Like, just do your rant. Just do it. Oh, is that
only. Who was that? B.O.3 unsafe. Yeah, no. Yeah. Oh, the safe patcher. Yeah, classic
safe patch
alright
uh...
hello hello
uh...
so why does it look like cuphead? cuphead is fucking heavy
i like cuphead i just wish he didn't have the flashing i'll do whatever it's just
fucks with my eyeballs because my vision is bad
coming up
I'll show you what makes my I'll show you literally when it happens
and it happens literally a thousand times in your playthrough
wait for it
okay they didn't show it
get us one sec
Yeah, just one sec here.
We got him, we got him.
Just hold on one second.
Don't, don't get under the UFO.
Yeah, a second.
What?
I died.
No!
Give me a second.
All right, let's play it.
I didn't see it once.
So, um, 30%.
Really?
Yeah, we could play bowling and shit.
Yes.
All right, then we should just do that.
Yes, yes.
Let's watch the TikTok.
Let's do a TikTok, and then we'll play this.
You can't tell what's going to be the funny though.
I'll just, I'm gonna just go off your reaction and pretend and then I'll just act like I'm watching.
Let's do that.
Sure.
Are you good again?
Yeah.
Dude, let's do speedrunners one.
Let's be honest, speedrunners two is kinda...
Really?
You said it yourself.
Um, oh Castle Crashers, it's been a while since I played that game.
Castle Crashers could be kind of cool.
Uh, is that, can we even play that?
You don't, do you remember that game?
Yeah, I remember that before.
That's a classic.
crashers into sports into did they die it wasn't just loud it it was like it
wrote my headset like but it's not worth it I don't know man what is happening
What?
What the fuck is happening?
Are you playing?
Yeah.
You died.
No.
Yeah.
No, I didn't.
Oh, that was just me.
that was just me did i i thought you had to discuss the match
no there you go
there's a secret code you can do i forget how to do it i think you have to type squidward or something
like in the chat in the chat yeah you have to vote on the map good luck
Yeah. Alright, good luck, buddy.
Wait, how do you run? You don't.
No, no, look at me.
Yo what I can I can I can I can play
I
Brother I actually
Wait a bit
How you can use item be
Yeah, I think since you're playing on Xbox, you're sitting in my controls.
Like I can't play, my games are all stuffed.
Okay, so this is that.
I can't- look!
Look!
I'm next up to him at the date.
They can't tick OBS, can they not see me?
Um, OBS.
What?
They're just, oh, they're just capping.
What do you mean? Someone said they can't see me.
I think their eyes are closed.
Oh, now they're going to the game.
Oh, is this done?
90%.
94.
You can finally play a game.
All right, I've got to do stretches because this is sports. You know how that goes
I'm gonna try to have a game. Oh shit
Now watch this video bang
Now watch this
Should I massage it up?
Oh, come on!
Ooh, W!
I'm gonna get sick, don't I?
No, I'm not sick.
Thank you, sir, do you want the blue or the red one?
It's because...
Oh, put the controller back together.
It's because it thinks it's one controller.
Does it?
It thinks it's one controller, so do the top two.
There we go, now we're in.
Yeah, now we're in.
And then click that game.
Yeah.
Great border.
Great border.
Yeah, it thinks we have three controllers.
No, no, no.
Bad, bad boy.
the one let me do this
the way out and then you do the boy out
so that
there we go
we've been played it up
people want to play that really deep
it is
What the fuck?
Oh, that did it like this?
Yeah.
Oh!
You ready?
Yeah.
Bang.
Bang?
that go
the more you are you paid to
and play it you didn't want to know
uh... from the column like pretty much everything
just up
pretty much any game you want to play i'll just beat you buddy buddy
despite three games you have a chance at the rest of your game was long
you do work we're doing physical stuff right with it's not no it's it's not
all all only only let's play the physical ones first
Like bowling. Let's do bowling.
Yeah, no chance.
Bowling.
Bowling.
Who's that burp?
Bye-bye.
Yo Lou, a lot of Pikachu's on this.
Good luck.
what's that say move and then
And then...
Three?
One.
Yep.
And then...
There.
Got it.
Not bad.
Sprite!
There we go.
I'm gonna give it a shot.
Give it a shot.
You're hanging freedom.
Just hold it, hold it.
That's not too bad.
Okay, you know where I get it now.
You've been practicing all these.
I've been swimming all year, so...
Oh, is it still you, still you?
Yeah, I'm on my way, bud.
Yeah, it's not too bad.
Double.
Double, double, double.
There you go again. What's up?
It's not for you, but it's...
No, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
I used to do that. I used to do that back in Israel.
How much does that leadership grade?
It's the end point of the controller.
Stick it up.
Yep.
Okay.
I gotta dial this over.
It's over.
She just...
Missed us right here.
All right, watch this.
And get ready.
Turkey!
The reverse spin. That's a good strat.
He has to practice, to be honest.
So, one of the threads is you slender the gutter and you hit the opponent land.
Nothing bad.
Shut up.
Ah!
Bang!
Hello?
Hey, just bang!
Now I'm bowling!
I'm sorry, man.
Yeah, you got all of my chat.
You need to do some of the wristball, you know.
But, I, I, I, yeah.
Hey!
Oh, there it is!
You're broke!
No, but...
He did it, it was what we used to do back in the um, back in the back in L7.
It's the left reverse, we don't, we don't get anymore.
It hasn't been in us in so for a few years for sure.
No!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck my, my download shit.
So fucking on.
Yo, yo, yo, what are you doing with his toes?
Yo, that was good but he didn't offset the spin.
So, they don't dump it out.
Watch this.
That's Lord! That's Lord!
Ah, this!
I mean, you think I got it?
Jesus, what the fuck are-
Ah, he has a good package.
Yeah, he has a good package.
Oh, I had my hat on!
Oh my god, I had my hat on!
No, the fucking hat on!
Yeah, he was right.
Yeah, exactly.
You all ready?
Yep.
That's all.
I got a win.
I guess it was there.
Yo, talk to him. Talk to him.
No, I honestly can't. I can't. But I have to do this.
I flicked something that's gonna be used to me.
It has to be like this.
Why are you bruised?
Don't leave it on your arm!
What happened to the breath?
Small bruise?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright.
You.
Whoah!
Ora! Ora!
No!
You try to do the aura.
You
Battle almost hit the backs on it though
Have our reset now
That's good, it's just a few gold
Okay, I don't really game though. Yep
Dude, this is the actual game, though.
That's so lame, though!
I don't understand.
Come on.
Wait, it glitched!
I'm not here.
The battle's at the left, though.
Reaper's backspin, plastic.
Dude, it's glitched.
This is very simple, and you know what to do.
You've been in this situation before.
That was almost kind of... okay.
I didn't know you were going to be hitting twisties.
Now you hit twisties, I'm hitting twisties.
What?!
No!
Ah!
Alright.
Will I read through this one?
Uh, no we're not.
Go ahead and move out of the way.
Alright.
Yo!
Spared up?
Was that guy on the full spare?
Did he send anything or what?
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Because
you gotta- you gotta do the thing. I went from Hanbo- I don't need to fuckin' do this
shit like this is so stupid. It's a cheating strat. Let's be the legs of a cheating
not a cheat not a cheat
watch this
dog shit
ok, I was snow mid thing before you said dog shit
I- I- I already used dog shit
I already used dog shit
I thought it was going to make me feel like
oh really
really bitch
That's a rule of some twit in there though.
That is lame.
Wait, no, no, no, but that was bad.
Ah!
Alright, watch this.
Whoa, what the?
Almost, almost.
hold on
flamingo style, okay
ruin the nests in the f***ing 90s
that's f***ing lame
i think you get into the chomper, sure
alright, watch this
whoa
My muscles stucked.
Okay, nice.
Let's go for a walk.
Is it me again?
Yeah. And Adelaide?
Adelaide.
My cell?
I
I've never seen this one before, have you?
Stop it, that's not gonna do anything.
Nope, not at all. Not good.
That's a spare.
How much is that?
Did I win?
You get another shot.
Because of the strike from over there.
I
Think
First time chatter, not that much.
Easy to do about you.
Don't say it like that.
Guards.
Oh shit.
Guards.
Let's see if I can throw.
You know, you don't have to have one more, right?
Yeah.
You have to end it with another one.
You cannot overshoot it.
Oh, we gotta put on our straps.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Like that.
Yeah.
Like this?
It's me.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
It's like completely off the couch, man.
No, sir.
Bullseye.
Is it worth that for me?
You again. You get to judge.
You wind back, you wind back it'll fuck it over, I think I did not wind back it.
I think that's three points, I'm stuck with that.
One, two, and three.
Wait, it is off.
Un-unclick the button?
Yeah, he was trying to unclick the button.
Yeah, see, it's reversed.
Why is it reversed?
Chad! Chad, why is it reversed?
Like, the console is directly in front of us.
Like, that's so stupid.
Oh, mine is flipped. I'm holding it backwards.
wait that was just gonna dog shit
bullseye
it's not bullseye, it's dog shit
double bullseye
that's fucking weird, fuck
down there
I saw you down there
it's reversed
like I'm telling you
it goes reverse bro my shit is reversed it goes reverse for me too
cuz you're just gonna hack and turn your toilet away
so now it's reverse reverse
Like you cannot deserve it
No, no, you literally can't because that's how it's supposed to be
Look, get into your hand
Like
Yo, you know what's up? We're 20 points apart, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, watch this
Looking at you
That's 25 dog shit
One point one point one point my bro's flicking one point
I mean, wasn't that a little bit of a mechanic I'm a little bit of a wimp, so it doesn't matter.
I'm investing into actually playing the game properly.
Shit. Next.
Shit.
Oh my god, that's what you get, oh shit.
Oh yeah?
I don't get this shit. I've got 20 bulls. I'll play you ahead. Bang! Bang! Oh, there's a multiplier?
I didn't know this. I didn't know this. Not enough of the game.
It's a table.
It's a table.
It's a table.
It's a table.
It's a table.
Never in my life.
I'm usually just waiting for it to work now.
Yo!
Psychology's not bad, yeah.
Oh, that was pretty bad.
I mean, it looks like a head.
Only head is one third of a shot, like one third of a shot.
I'm gonna do like this.
Three times that though.
Like 12 times that pretty much.
Do that but, do that another 40 times.
Now I don't know the game unlike you.
Actually that should be good.
Let's see, I just figured out the video game, I'm going to hit the little thin line, this
guy just doesn't want to tell me this.
I'm just going to go for Bull's-Eyes fuck this.
Watch it!
What?
Just...
Yeah, bro.
Oh, man.
Nice try.
But once I've calibrated my straddle, it'll be better than yours, though.
Oh!
Shit.
Check things if the whole side is good, like that's actually crazy.
Not bad.
Whoa!
No, you need to do the exact score, you're not doing all that, so I'm not gonna do this
first and then I'm not gonna do this
and then I'm not gonna do this
if you're twirling along on rivers
Got it! Got it! Did he? And that was enough! Wait! What?
You busted. What does that mean?
You gotta hit a 12 busted. You're busted. What?
It's bottom line busted. I don't get it.
You busted. It was 60, should have done a 12 though.
So I'm... what am I? 12?
Okay.
So I can go for 4, 4, 4.
Oh, dude, I'm not taking one.
What's the...
Oh, I could just get that.
I need to end all my things as the chat says.
I don't think it's going to work.
And then maybe four at the end I think.
Wait, has it been double again?
So what's the math here?
What's my math?
I don't understand.
Just four.
Just 12.
So it's double times six.
It's gonna be double.
It's gonna be double.
If you hit the six on, it's gonna be double times six.
Can you hit it like this?
So you're talking about, like, just do it like this.
No, it has to be a double to end the game.
Gotcha.
Wait. It has to be a double.
I'll show you how it works.
I didn't fucking understand how you wanted to say you didn't.
Like I honestly don't even get the bulls.
It has to be a double.
How many, I hit too many bulls eyes.
Right?
Sure, like I just hit too many bulls eyes.
Like I don't know.
Bulls eyes are shit.
You get the nuba darts.
You know what I said, wasn't it on ESPN?
They get the fucking dark guys.
They hit 60s.
Now bulls eyes is for noobs.
If I get hit to bulls eye, they get them the fucking out of the room.
You're a fucking noob.
Fucking trash.
No! It's shit!
Apparently you don't want to hit the hardest spot.
But it's a big risk!
It's literally a bullseye!
It's broken.
Thought of what?
Let's go.
What does that mean?
Same thing.
Okay.
Damn.
Good luck.
You're gonna need it this time.
You're gonna need it this time.
Gotcha.
Downloaded him.
You just gotta download him.
Fuck!
Fucking fuck!
Fuck that.
I'm not gonna let you go.
It's not flicking!
I think Tron is late.
He was dead.
Fuck.
Yep.
What's up?
What's up?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that in your hand?
What?
Hey, you okay?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Sorry.
What the fuck is this strap?
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't be the captain this guy.
Show me the robot.
Show me the robot.
That's buggy.
Nice fucking one though.
The lowest number.
Oh, I'm a whole thing.
Well you can't do what you want, Alex.
Dude.
Oh, fine. That's the second one.
Thanks. That's the first one. That's the best that you get.
look at the numbers at the top it says we did that I'm 180 points ahead of you
but that's three best shots in the game back to back
oh my god that's nothing
I'm literally just gonna win right now
you're sitting here trying I'm just gonna throw this thing
that's that's okay it's it was reversed
I don't think we have to crouch, I don't know if it's not it.
I think I can just stand up.
You're getting some wine on what I mean by it's the wine, don't you think?
That's such a bad idea.
Not bad.
That was the most perfect time.
That was the most best you did.
You did some lock and close.
How do I get a triple on the bullseye?
You can't.
Wait.
What?
Why not?
Because if they hit the correct number, did you make the triple?
I didn't make a shit game.
Jack, give me, throw some numbers.
16, that's gonna be 48?
You're saying you made this?
I need to get an odd number here, I think.
That's an unit number.
I'm cooked.
That's a 12.
That's a 12.
That's a 12.
That's the worst fun of the game.
So 32?
I get 12, 12.
That's the worst fun of the game, the actual 12.
That's the worst game.
You got a bullseye, shit.
shit but that's what I'm getting out French fry I'm getting the number that
I want though oh we're not a lot of here triple it's a double friend so double
16
Yeah, show you that number down slowly
You're cheating
Wait a minute, you're cheating. You're on the wrong side.
Uh-huh.
Wait a minute. It's the wrong side.
No, you're cheating. You're supposed to go this way. You're going this way.
Jesus Christ.
No, he's cheating.
Alright, you win this game. You win this game.
Alright, one bowling, you won this.
Alright.
Oh
Just loud
We're getting your ears blown off you guys having fun
Okay, not that luscious. Oh go
Yeah, this one is it's so scruff. It's it's a
It's not scuffed fun. It's like scuffed shit, but you look
heard that
Wait, is it this is a video game like this? No. Yeah
Are you looking to win the two meters reverse?
Wait, that's that's gonna shit channel. No, that's great. It's a great shot
It doesn't even matter watch have a good angle here wait am I now yeah you're further from
me I guess L using your driver
Full power.
Uh...
That's good.
That's good, I'm getting it.
Yeah. The landscaper's gonna love that shot.
That's good, I'm gonna get it right here now.
Right in the hole.
Booyah.
What about the window?
Thank you.
What about the wind, Diddle?
Yeah, but it was two meters.
Like, how much is that?
Eagle.
Ah, that's a nice play.
Thanks.
The wind should not affect the process much as it does in this game. I just learned the whole game
I just need one game. Oh, yeah, that download it. Yeah. Well, it's a nice and unhull or so. Oh
Let's get a nice
What are you thinking here
Terrible shot
No, it's bad
It's pretty bad at all. Yeah, I thought I thought a diamond would put with what throw me down
You want to go right here?
is it normally you can't put it in the water right now yeah i'm taking a drop
um fuck
oh but there's but there's wind but you forgot
I didn't know I'd be that much winded.
That actually might be a lot of...too much.
It's fine.
What the fuck?
You got this, bro.
It's all good.
Why didn't you put it?
What's that?
Why didn't you put it?
Okay, put it.
It's in the dark.
In the dark, the putt does nothing.
It stops.
Are you?
Nice shot.
Oh my God, nice.
What are you making that little squinch of your face?
So what happened with it?
No, your face did a little.
I-I-I don't know if you're supposed to do that, they put it in the sand?
I don't think it's sand, it would have said sand, it-it-it-it-it-it would have made a noise.
That's actually really nice.
Holy shit, not bad.
I think I hit the tree with that though.
Yeah.
That's a good shot.
But it's just not as good as mine, man.
It actually is better than yours.
Oh.
Now put it!
Easy, shmeezy, easy, shmeezy, easy, shmeezy, it's the head though.
Let's see, I'm, yeah you got one on me right now.
It's choking.
Oh, I want to know how one of the hard souls in the game.
Just kidding.
Hmm.
Look at that shot, though.
Look at that shot, though.
Hmm.
It sounds like you're covering my shot.
I think I drive this.
What? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll be good.
Oh no, that's a good idea.
Eagle!
No, no, no, no, we need your rules. We need your rules. We need new rules.
This is not right.
Nooo, absolutely not.
No, that's the slain.
If we change shot and it's deliberate,
I'm trolling up the cam.
You have to choose it.
You don't get my shot.
Yeah, I mean, that's how golfing works.
You look at the person's putt and you're like,
oh, okay, that's how the putt works.
Walk in.
I don't think it's fucking lame as shit
How am I not in camp? I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. It's like multiple people saying it. Aren't I like? Oh, we're too high
There you go
Yeah, I'm in a dark. So did you
Are you not gonna look for my shot?
You could have learned my shot if I had you just trolled the game.
I learned.
Wait, out of bounds?
What is this shit game?
That's not out of bounds.
That's the rough.
I know I didn't look.
I'm not gonna cap.
No, I didn't look.
I'm not going to cap.
Really?
That's just trash, dude. That's just bad. It's not good. It's not good.
Oh, when you lean forward again, I'll go like this. Oh, there you go. I get locked in, my god.
You can only use a dri- oh it's- it's you. It's you again.
Really? Yeah, cause you had a bounce.
Not bad for locking in.
No!
That's not right!
When did they put a fucking net in this stupid ass hole?
What do you think the net outfit would have scored?
Why is there a fucking net flag in my shit?
It's way too hard
Stop that was actually looking good
See you can't putt in the dark
I wouldn't drive that it's accurate
Why did they have to show my count, I don't get it.
This may or you.
Yeah.
Okay, I should just go about right here.
Damage.
Full swing.
Right down the center.
Perfect.
Oh, she's really oh, she really it's a better shot. It's a better. It's a better shot. Oh, yeah, it looks great
I mean, so you did this here
It's terrible shot you shouldn't go for that spad you're wrong maybe I was wrong
I love that iron shot, I love that.
Yo, K died for this little guy.
Oh good, I'll come up for that, I'll come back, what are you up?
I'm up, oh I'm beating you.
I'm about one, a singular shot.
Yeah, one more than you got.
All right.
So now you have to do a shot, but hold on.
This time, you have to go first to make your own idea.
Oh, OK, like this?
That's not.
I don't think that's accurate, is it?
And hold on.
Why isn't there someone pulling the flag out for us that's I'm always with that
The flag it should be directly in line with the person
Engulf the flag should be directly in line a side of the person but behind the putt behind the hole
Beautiful beautiful birdie
tweet tweet
We only have one more right?
I'll run hole
I don't know
Man, what a rookie
Well, I don't think it's supposed to go there. It was only two though. It's gold. There's a lot. There's a lot
Confused
close no I wouldn't do that actually that was actually the question of the
other side what I went for three quarter to go to up let me lock in the
tree really fucked it though that's gonna go way out there left I mean I
Can I try to give you a one-hand look here?
I don't like that. I'm good. I'm set up.
You're gonna hit a tree.
Nice tree wood.
I'm- I'm cooked.
What are you gonna use the tree wood here?
I'm fucked. I'm fucked. It's over.
Two meters, though.
Oh, it wasn't bad for a dog shit.
The- the...
Got it.
And...
Goal!
Aaaaaaand...
Tuck down!
Aaaaaand...
Smoke the fucking noob at this game,
bitch-ass!
What? Help me show you an encounter!
Talk like that about me again.
Shut the fuck up.
Yo, I'm playing the game, bitch-ass.
I'm gonna hop up on my balls.
Watch this!
Oh my god!
Hey, bugger!
Let me show you how to do it.
It's not lined up, though.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, it's my chance
I think it's a tie wait this was the end of the game I thought
Okay, I just throw it
Oh
I'm being I forgot to be to wait. I didn't realize that was I thought we were in a new game. Oh my god
No, you know my paper. All right. What's up? You know my paper. Oh
Yeah
So what are the game doing that?
Can we do one of swings and space ball swing this that's awful?
This game is not enjoyable. It's one of the worst in the history. I want to do a physical game
no more we're out of physical games shooting gallery for a boxing nope um
for physical games all we have left is piano no
if you do tank though it I don't think you I don't think you want to do I
Oh, I rolled them all.
Play tanks.
All right.
I mean, okay.
Your feet stink or mine?
Mine.
Okay.
Because I have no socks, so.
Why don't you fucking know what's going on right now, dude?
Wait, am I in reverse?
Me too.
Wait.
I'm in reverse.
Are you?
Yeah.
How do you start?
There's fucking controls in a dick.
Okay, they're bugging.
you're a fucking piece of shit yeah but you're a fucking piece of shit okay I
I was rude though to give you the advice, you have to actually, when you shoot, you have to connect with the other car, so that you explode their car.
That's how I won those runs.
It didn't count.
I mean where are you going and we have to ask this one of the many times
the gun angle you never get the gun angle it's cool
By the way, this is the tier one angle I'm on.
Is there motion controls?
What is happening?
Shit, they might be.
Okay, it's reversed.
It's reversed.
It's finished.
No, you got finished.
Chess!
Chess!
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Why does it go reverse sometimes?
Like, it was wrong.
It'll just reverse for no reason.
There's something you got bitch in that ear puzzle.
I don't know. I didn't say it.
Is it because I'm holding it like this?
If I tilt it back, it reverses it?
Like, I don't understand it.
Can we, can you play the funnest one?
What's a fish?
Um, I'll do it's good.
Curing's nice.
What's a fish?
Oh, it's whatever
Just let's just play some fish
Sure. Oh, oh hold up
Gotcha!
Blue kill!
Big best! Blood best!
Gotcha, kid!
Excellent!
please eat it please oh my god gotcha I got a coin though
catfish $1,700 yeah I mean you're all the line you're gonna do
I don't know if it's back or not.
Come here.
Come on.
Come on.
Bro, when do I get the fish?
That's a bitch.
What?
Holy.
It's a funny fish.
Oh
Max win
My games is not working
Now I have two boots.
What the?
I have a bug!
Three boots!
I have three boots!
Nice!
Golden Koi.
I mean y-y-yes, they were just being a fucking shitty old rule of game.
I got three boots.
So who wins me I won huh what might sometimes be you
Yes, yeah, I do stop no no no on iraq. Yeah, I need to play okay
It's been a while, but yeah, it's like when you grab it and then you grab all of them
and one, one, one, one, grab all of them.
And then you capture.
Yeah.
It's been a while.
You're like, don't assist.
What the fucker?
How do I turn that off?
You should use that one like this.
Oh, gotcha.
Oh, I failed.
I did the math wrong.
That's a zero point yet.
Yeah, I just stupid.
One, two, three, four.
Yeah, I did the math wrong.
Honestly, the assist moved my thing.
I did the math wrong.
I did the math wrong.
I did the math wrong.
I did the math wrong.
I did the math wrong.
I did the math wrong.
I just moved my thing.
How did you know, sus?
Wait, can't you do that when you grab the 8?
What?
Hey, what?
Hyperjunk is his problem.
I explained that mechanic. How did you move that? We didn't do that when I was a kid.
Basically, you just cheat.
If I have a zero here, this is empty, right? Empty pocket.
And I move one.
And in your pocket, it's full. I joint all of them.
them. So my job is to not give you one. Say it again? Really? Yeah. If I'm empty,
yeah, and I move my one to the zero, whatever is on your pocket, I joint at the top.
So, what is that thing, not kidding, I got it, alright, um, let's see, whatever, I don't
want you to get away from me.
I thought you saw the light, nookie
Hold on
Can't shut up
Ooh, you got a good move there.
I might look if you cooked.
We're not using excess, right?
Nope.
Hold on a minute.
All I got is this.
It's all I got.
Capture.
I think I should wing this, okay?
Capture.
She's eating good, Capture.
All it took was a little less than from the juicer 1, 2, 3, now I guess to lose though.
Good play.
Nice.
Give me that.
Oh, you can't take it if it's a 1.
Oh.
I think I lost.
I lost.
No, no, you can't take a 1.
You can't get it because yours wasn't 0.
Yeah, his deeds don't go to me to go to him.
See?
Booyah.
That's him.
That's him player 2, your donkey Kong.
That's not true.
That is true.
I'm player 2.
I'm player 2.
I've been player 2.
I'm player team.
I've been player team.
Eh.
I mean, bro, it's you playing, ready?
Donkey Kong, you moving Donkey Kong.
Oh!
Now, I was touching how I play the game and I watched this.
That's not bad at all.
But now watch this.
And then now watch this.
I got three caps.
You're done.
So, right now, not a fucking word now.
Come on.
What?
Come on.
Shut up.
Close the door.
What?
Come on!
What?
Come on!
What?
Shut up!
Close the door!
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Uh...
How do you...
Yeah...
I'll see you in the next video.
you