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Oh, is it live?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh this is off-same. Oh
Yeah, I do this
Oh, no, my little cook
Um are we cooked?
No, we're not.
Oh, actually we are close.
And then we'll talk with the Chanel.
And the reaction, wait, is ADL out already?
Isn't that, um...
Oh, you like the idea of the, um...
Area of production.
Yeah, these are locked in it. I told you that some um
They would do that relevant would have a what?
How does my nessa
Oh, wait, there's music out really
I don't know how to get that out my eyes are a little bit cooked now.
I'm not. It's a time also as you
bet it. Yeah, hold on.
Anybody know how to.
Wait, it's bad. No, stop it.
Don't slay me.
Well, I'm not allowed to so.
My good damn good just uh
Just for the hours left so I was like fuck it. I'll just take a chill on his head and slept in like fucking two days
I don't need eyes drops. They're gonna put my stuff on. I'll just I'll wake them up. My time knowledge kicks in
Hey, you watch out good afternoon chat is 6 p.m. San p.m.
global the normal streamer perhaps
Little bit a little bit of react if anything happens
We're using some of the stuff
Tell John I'm not a guy that we're a problem
Stream elements I
Can't fix it any shadows. No
Also check it out, yeah, server update, it's actually, I swear, you might say I'm trolling.
I'm not seeing a monitor, I was looking at the updates on the mega server.
What's happening?
you
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really easy for me and whoever else is going to be on streamer for it to do it
I mean
yeah that'd be cool though
I want to get to it
I was a little bit uncertain at first because I haven't done it in a long time
but I was happy with it
I was cool and
I'll do more and more
please
it'll be easy to introduce as well
Yeah, I didn't still miss it screw.
Um, well, Victor used to be, uh, I used to miss it, but they said that, uh, that he
was open for, um, other people and it wasn't me either.
I work with whatever.
hands are cool chat.
Hey, good morning.
Yeah, we need to do, um, Simon Gully training.
We got to do, um, yeah, I want to get a, I want to make the segments feel like they're,
um, meaningful as in, yeah, con and sure, but as you get, get good, I mean, um, 56
36 months
Also the last time but into a trading card spot and by Pokemon cards
Wait is the new son or the new sets out already yo, yo
Brando questions do you do collaborations with your clothing brand where would I apply?
send my work we don't redo anything right now we're gonna I'm kind of busy
over there wow did he boy loves you I'll watch it I'll watch your your
close check let's get this you check you're starting a jolly XQXQXQ
Jack yes it is my subject I'm not even gonna farm some check I'm even larger
check your content isn't on fire lately so I'm actually kind of I'm
I'm excited. I'm excited.
Put that new Kanye on and say, I shit myself.
Um, what is that?
Oh no, what a bra.
Okay, okay.
I don't know, I'm having fun now.
Like, the Nonsense shoes are fun, right?
Like, they're kind of stressful or whatever.
Stop it with a laughing and free L is.
I'll watch it, I'll watch it.
I have just to impress.
Yeah, okay, I'll go back and look at some of these.
Like I said, we can make anything.
It's not some-
Get on your feet!
Halt!
Halt!
Halt!
Halt!
Halt!
Halt!
Halt!
We're praying for all the soldiers and troops.
That's great that you're praying, but...
How about all the kids that died when the USA hit the child?
It broke my heart.
That is cool.
Check that's scary
I serve you
Yo yo
Check what?
I'm gonna say our prayers
We're all his children
But when I say children I mean like the holy blessage
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why are you laughing? I'm just scared of it.
Actually, sure, I don't know.
I remember the movie show with the two girls like that, it wasn't called White Chicks, yeah.
This is literally White Chicks, but like somehow more uncanny.
We have to protect all men in America, especially all white men in America.
Those are the boys that we care about in this country.
Wow, your hair looks like cool now and fit his heart.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Yes, everyone.
Because they are the ones who matter the most.
I swear to us that I mean about the topic. It's just the skin is funny, but it's just I think the ones that are more
Are you gonna react to bully by Kanye West? I think it mixed perfectly, but really the vibes in like
It was on me to get into the vibe. You know, I mean
Bring Tiger Woodsman or as if a D. Y. Overs rollover crash
Huh
Wait, yes, they were incredible got a whiff of nostalgia and some great laughs. Thank you
Buzzard for DUI, he says.
Here, X, you ingested me.
He's speeding down the street, clipping a car, and rolling his Range Rover.
Oh, no.
Guys, guys, Tiger Woods has no incidents for years.
I get into golfing, and he gets into an ad in incidents the day after.
Q, they are calling a new album in the analytic of the system.
we currently are all going to all of a roll over crash about two and a half
miles from where we are. The juper out police department responded out there
and found a pickup truck pulling a pressure cleaner trailer and a
Land Rover, which was rolled over on the on the driver's door. And we're
going to provide you photos of that. The investigation started and
initially right off the top. It did appear that the driver of the
Land Rover might be impaired. And at that point, the chief chief
viewing of Jupiter Police Department called me from the
Mark County Sheriff's Office and asked for our assistance. It
wasn't that the Jupiter Police Department isn't fully capable
of doing these types of investigations. But quite
frankly, the Sheriff's Office has a lot more repetitions in
in these traffic crashes and these types of investigations.
All right. Our investigation revealed as follows.
Shortly again before two, the
Why is that on the news though?
A truck pulling a trailer, a small trailer, was northbound on South Beach Road and was
pulling kind of to turn into a driveway, was slowing down, starting to turn into a driveway.
And the driver of that vehicle looked in his mirror and saw a land rover, a dark colored
land rover, overtaking him at high speeds and I don't know those speeds.
The land rover kept overtaking him, he saw it coming so he tried to edge off to
the side of the road, but this is a small two-lane-
A roll of breath, 2-p.m., man.
... shoulder for this pressure cleaner gentleman to get off the side of the road.
As he was trying to move to the side of the road, the land rover overtook him at the
last minute, swerved to avoid the collision, but clipped the back end of the trailer
of the pressure cleaner apparatus, listed to the side, and then rolled.
Now explain why you can hear the water in the back louder than him speaking, you know the mugs in front of him.
The individual driving that Land Rover was able to crawl out the passenger door of the car and was identified to be Mr. Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods.
D-Line investigators came to the scene here and Mr. Woods did exemplify signs of impairment.
Like what?
They did several tests on him. Of course he did explain the injuries and the surgeries that he had. We did take that into account.
But they did do some in-depth roadside tests.
And when it was determined he was placed under arrest
and taken to the Martin County Jail.
At the Martin County Jail, and even on scene,
channeled by the World Tour, though,
was of alcohol being involved in this case.
And that proved to be true at the jail.
At the Martin County Jail, and even on scene,
we really weren't suspicious of alcohol
being involved in this case.
And that proved to be true at the jail.
So Mr. Woods did a breathalyzer test, moved triple zeroes.
But when it came time for us to ask for a urinalysis test,
he refused.
And so he's been charged with DUI, with property damage,
and refusal to submit to a lawful test.
In the crash, Noah was injured.
Mr. Woods did not seem to be injured at all.
And the other gentlemen were not injured.
Jesus, look at that D. Maybe some painkillers
or something like that.
Maybe something that could cause him an impairment.
with the use of machinery or whatever, you know, with some, uh, there was mug shot, there's
a DIY, yeah.
Jay-Z cooked!
Jay-Z cooked!
Yo, Brandon!
Yo, finally you can sit on the kickchat and much love it, much love it, much love it!
Yo, we just didn't have the mac, it's crazy!
Um, very interesting.
Well, don't do that. Don't, don't do that.
Oh, that's so cool. X, can we make a tree house?
Yeah, that's a good idea, Jesse. It's a great idea.
I'm hungry, guys. Does anybody else hungry?
He's just m-s-q-c-m.
Oh, I'm gonna get you to come to America if you want to. Great, we love you.
54 months my juicer, rub the hair today a little bit.
Errr.
Jesus.
Um.
That one was crazy.
That one was crazy.
Uh oh, right?
Um...
I tell you what, it was seen leading Jeth of being tried with DYM.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Yo.
Jeth.
It's literally, it is literally this, it is literally that.
That is such a good fucking screenshot, only not funny, well, if you cannot laugh at something
At least they didn't climb
Yo
Me
When do they kiss
Wave
Holy
Jack that was hard
That's it.
Let's get cooking.
Is this the only thing that smells good in here to do this?
Jack, the edit actually makes it look good in here.
Hi, it's PewDiePie.
It's my time you welcome in with a jump.
I hope you don't make me a PewDiePie.
Jack.
That's not happening.
I
Actually funny
Yeah, let's see what a streamer is. I didn't know I didn't know why we're doing what we're doing with the white out of check
It's just QC. Alex QC Alex. I think it was to double workers. That's what I said it
Yo, mr. Cow, I really like the Earl streams. I hope you do more in the future. Also, you are ugly excuse. Yeah
uh barbie dreamfist big effect of five-fifth
keep it up and I will force ecfee do you blueberries excuse me
nightmare um
chat what is that chat what is that
uh yo why do i see the clouds through the terrain here
Wagger, Wagger Wagger Wag wag wag wag wag
We're fucking zappeling
Chuck wagger, Wag wag
Chad what is that?
Chad
Too much love ex-qc, ex-qc, lx-qc
Chad what is that?
Chad what is that?
Yo why do I see the clouds through the terrain here?
What the fuck is happening?
Guys, guys?
Ex-QCL from MTL.
I've never seen it, I've never seen it, this is just my life, man.
What made that happen, like that?
Here for my monthly fart request, thanks in advance, handsome.
Really? Really?
I actually had fun playing Dolph Jams, I'm gonna surprise them.
QCL. I actually had fun there. I'm not I'm not just looking like it was it was
really fun. I would be my big big fan of wall to white and a big fan of the white
from X. Chad Loki Gold will probably be one of the best sports on earth if you
could respawn in real life to your ball every time you hit the ball and all the
boys who could teleport to the ball. Like if you just kept playing the game. No, I mean.
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Sir.
Check.
Watch this shit.
Like killing a bumpy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Sir.
Check.
That is a cool shot though.
Oh my god.
Sir.
6700.
Try search Tee-Kee.
Oh my god.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did. The major remake of Dildon is the time of
Portland this year.
Chad, I wouldn't mind occurring of time remake.
Like, I wouldn't mind it.
Chad, they give us enough content to be remade,
like generally.
Now they wouldn't ruin it.
Like modernize the whole thing.
You ready?
Harry, there's a plotter show.
C L X Q C L X Q C L
And you're going to start acting like one
Yeah, this is the juice
You think you're something special?
There is nothing special
About you
all right I don't mind this this cinematography though I don't mind it your
parents for the kindest bravest people I ever met they were funny and what's
up they stood up for what they believe was right the next time I see you will
be in Hogwarts
I think we can expect great things from you.
Tennis from you what is my
AI generates the fear
Minus 1000
Oh my bad.
Ah, wrong, wrong, really, really, you know, if I was the director, we do that.
It's not Harry Potter.
Are you really Harry Potter?
Where's the, ah, where's the Potter?
The music album out. Maybe listen and...
It's Beauty and the Beast.
Are you really Harry Potter?
What the fuck is Potter?
It's not Potter, it's Potter.
What the fuck is this shit?
Okay, I'm actually mad.
The hotel was fine until that moment.
It was fine until the moment, and I'll get it.
Is he not British?
Uh, whatever.
Okay, here it comes.
Yo, this is X.
X on the radio.
Okay.
That is.
Oh my god.
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
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Chad!
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Chad!
Enjoyed the IRL streams QQCL
Why do you want to say Cricket, Seth?
Seth, why do you want to say Cricket?
What the fuck?
Our penis band, too.
For like an hour.
Seth, I will say though, I'll say though,
Seth, I put the lucky video, right?
And if you post it on that channel, it'll use some slurs, right?
And it'll say some weird shit.
But let's say some guy put the cheddar people like it fully party. Oh, this guy's hitler or whatever
Right, I'll say some witch like that and sometimes yeah, it's like like a weirdo. We'll say
Bird peanut to viewer. I'm not getting it. I chat I swear chat
It's not just sometimes happens pretty commonly that like some people try to yo, you're a batter. They'll see they'll say that
What do they do that?
We're gonna put some cheating in it.
Huh?
Oh, so they don't cheat by looking?
I'm a pioneer.
How does XQC have a hundred million dollars?
He doesn't. He doesn't.
How does he have anything?
How does he have anything?
anything how do these guys have anything? Pioneer. They're pioneers.
But I'm more of a pioneer.
He speed their pioneer level. He broke it down for us. He said he that was not a
hundred million dollar contract but but he still makes great money.
I'm just so curious. What? What? So what actually
told me? Because I never did that. Because I'm a real
asshole. I never said that. I never said that. No, it's not. No.
because because if it were gambling you'd say that you'd actually end up at a loss overall
are you up and or down gambling like overall dude up actually yes how much total would you say
no no i didn't i didn't i didn't i never said that we're really kind to no guys guys guys
big all the projected hours okay if it was like live all that and i did all the hours you get full
announced. But I took days off. So end up being less than full
announced, right? But it's still, let's just look at
Rock. Love the screens recently, probably the happiest
time of seeing you in a while. Welcome to the jungle. XQC
L. Yes, it's like if you have to do 10 hours of overtime, if
you want to get full money, like $100, 10 hours over
time, you do nine and a half hours. You know what I mean?
I was like, okay, well, I'm excuse you, this is so close.
I will work on it.
It's funny when I came in, I was obsessed with the UFO files and then you start getting really busy
worrying about the economy and national security and things like that.
I've still got three more years as vice president.
I will get to the bottom of the UFO files.
Have you got a peek?
Have you done a peek?
Have I what?
Have you done a peek?
Have you like, you know, so I actually have.
I have not.
I have not been able to spend enough time on this to really understand it, but I am going to trust me. I'm obsessed with this.
I've already had a couple of times where I'm like, all right, we're going to area 51. We're going out to New Mexico.
We're just going to get to the bottom of this. And then the timing of the trip just worked out.
Trust me, anybody who's curious about this, I'm more curious than anybody. And I've got three years of the very tippy top.
There's no UFOs in the actual term that we use
Unidentified but
Unidentified to hood up guys guys on the back to hood up
You know I mean like if you if you're civilian and you don't know what's going on the sky
If you're if you're an aerospace engineer at some fucking branch of the government, you might know what it is
That doesn't make it a UFO for you know, it doesn't make sense like it's a UFO and the crazy crazy things
But it's not UFO for the people involved. I know I've heard that as well, but I don't know
All right, all right, we're waiting for it. We saw a
I don't think they're I don't think they're aliens. I think they're demons anyway
Well, I'm living up to it. If there's nothing in this vision with other people involved in which we're gonna
I'm using secret technology. Do you think there is really a UFO to these guys and everybody else?
But if you do do you think it's some small micro organism or actually intelligent life?
I think there is a real alien life at all. No, I don't think so. This is my personal my personal the mess
There we go. You know what to do
Okay
Oh, actually there's any UFOs there, I don't know if there's any aliens out there.
Yes, sir!
Thirty-five months.
You want steak and cheese?
Yes, sir.
Okay, I have to clean the grave, I just finished this steak and cheese.
Yummy daddy, can I spit on this?
Sir, steak and cheese, do you want everything?
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise, tomato, everything.
Now welcome me to the ground with me, Alex.
Here's the ale.
Check, even if there weren't...
I don't think this two launch will be hyped, though.
Yeah, even if there was though right we're looking we're looking in the in the past if you look at the space
You're looking in the past because what you see is what was not what actually is so even you wouldn't even know
What even if you did know you wouldn't be able to interact because it's so far into the future
They wouldn't be able to travel to add at the time. It's irrelevant. You know, I mean you want to pay tomorrow. Yeah
You can pay
Yeah
Yeah, I am alive and also I share on Instagram. It's okay. Okay. You will see you on Instagram tomorrow.
Alright, I can pass it.
Or TicTac.
Yeah, it's cool. Do you want to see me next time?
Listen, boss.
Okay.
Steak and cheese.
It's my birthday today. Can I get a welcome to the general?
Heavy, heavy, heavy meal.
Heavy mayonnaise.
Heavy mayo.
Heavy mayo.
Oh my gosh, I messed up.
It was slow today.
I said let me go home.
You guys keep coming.
It was slow.
Be hungry, man.
We're gonna eat.
All in the boat, man.
Is the whole army?
Is it real army?
We're done.
You know it is weekend Friday.
Yeah, you got the whole, is it real almond?
We come.
You know, it is weekend, Friday.
So I need to go to Siby's Club, you know?
Can you open them up?
Yeah.
What time?
Tomorrow 11 to 10 p.m.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
We're getting up early, right?
Yes, sir.
Do you like the onion?
Yes, onion?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How are you?
How are you?
Can you just sit with me at the club, Chad?
Yeah, let me have the link to the wa-
Hey!
Yo.
Good job.
Yo?
Hey, Chad.
What's up?
Want to come for dinner?
No, I can't come for dinner.
You can't come?
No.
Oh, OK.
I'll make you a steak.
Really?
Yeah, almost as good as the one you made there with Chessie.
My burger was sick, wasn't it?
It wasn't bad.
See?
See?
Look, look, look.
When you come into the room now, they're all tense now.
Because last time, you're so tense.
Oh, guys.
Make it, make it, make it a bigger, make it a bigger.
You know what they say, right?
Make it a hill out of a mole.
Yes, you're right. I was tired. We got some things going on
You got to give me some slack man when your parents when your parents don't your parents sometimes get excited
We have our kids no matter how old they are. They're always our kids
organic
Thank you, but thanks chat for setting things straight, which is fair
I gotta be quite it. I should have calmed down. You're right
Right
Maybe I should have asked you to mute
Oh, that was that yep good. Yeah, that's that's not bad. Yeah, so you have dinner by yourself. Yeah, okay
We're downstairs. Okay. Love you leave it
I'll do all they're going to room. Oh put some some some some stuff out here
How much is it? I don't know what to put in sorry second cheese is $10 XQC
Is this his yonked?
Yeah.
On you?
Yeah, on you.
XQCL.
On you.
Yeah.
How much is it so I don't know what to put in?
Sorry?
Second change is 10 dollars.
W. Papa, you can tell he feels bad.
Good.
Out of all things in steel, you go to some play,
there's like some one-man show,
one-man guy and you yank at the tip box, really?
This is like the lowest, this is like the actual lowest
of the lowest, no.
Actually everything.
Ask this, sir.
He stole the money.
Cliff, why me yellow?
Thank you for H.
I think I don't know how to do that.
He stole the money, guys.
I couldn't see anybody, guys.
I think he stole the money.
actually Yankee
can get a lot of donations now though good for a skit
yeah I mean it's not
well always disagree
silver lining is a cool shirt but
no I mean
Yes ma'am, I need money for a month.
He stole the money, money. Someone stole my money. I have the details.
In my foot to run. In my foot to run.
You can call 911 over 20 dollars. 911 is supposed to be there for emergencies.
A hundred something is like, is this just body?
And then he stole the money.
Now one is to report a crime. That's a crime. You report it.
It's your civic duty.
I need to get that person's description. What rate?
He's a...
It's your duty as a civilian to report the client.
Is he black, white, Hispanic, Asian?
Ma'am, he has a dark skin.
So is he black, white, Hispanic, Asian?
He's a dark skin, dark skin.
Bro.
Are you African American?
African, I think. I don't know.
He's a dark skin, dark skin.
Bro.
Are you African American?
I don't know
Bro, bro, it's just a descriptive for the police. It's not like some it's not like come on, bro
Yo, even if you were wrong about it, it's it's more like it. It's more like it
It's it's an easier guide for them to locate the person even if you're in the middle somewhere
It doesn't matter like really bro
He's very like
He got the tattoos on his face, he got so many tattoos.
What are you wearing?
He's wearing what?
I don't know how can I explain it,
and he's wearing like this.
Oh, dude, Jack.
You can look at him.
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
This is supposed to be a Jess's stream now.
Jack, Jack, Jack, he's wearing this
and he's right there, Jack.
He's wearing this.
My baby, this is Lita V.
I
Here X can I get a welcome to the John girl love the streams lately? That's awful my baby. Yes. I believe that please all please only direct now anymore
Plays the gym is once again raising their prices of the peanut
Month six cubes again base PS5 at 550 what?
This is all a hundred bucks across the board
150
brother 150
Because I was living 2020 the base because I was found a box and the job was 400 bucks
Jack then chat. Why didn't they make more?
Yeah, you can blame the ram a lot. You want why didn't you just make more when when the ram was fine?
Guys there was always shortages the whole time
Like
Chat, you know, yeah, you know who this hurts chat this doesn't hurt a lot of people right this hurts gta
Six customers because there are no reasons to buy a new ps5 in this year
There's very less than a hundred thousand sales are gonna happen in the next year before GTA 6
This is like a hit at the GTA 6 players
Literally who else who else buy a PSF PSI than in Korea PSI pro in the current year
Well, the people are not back. This is not flying off the shelves. Are you kidding me?
Well, they buy sell one for an entire store every five couple days like that's crazy
Just got back from ranger school happy to be back
Fuck
Fuck
So what is he doing?
Absolute troll this guy
I
Don't sell alone in the high for me
And I don't miss to see out
That's only to change but I'm cool, bro. I don't need to change nothing bro
Oh
what is he doing
well he was looking at his phone so it kinda is his fault but
uh... yeah don't do that
yeah don't do that
well he's been hit him
um... i
Oh, come on. What just...
Okay, I was changing my camera. I was changing my camera's position.
Hello, Sir Felix. I would like to request a welcome to thy jungle perchance.
Dude, that's awful.
Is that it?
Dude.
What was this guy doing?
Fifty months.
What am I doing?
My mum is cranking the bones.
Jack, Jack, Jack!
If you didn't move it, they're gonna kill them, right?
I'm sitting in a jungle that I wasn't even welcomed to.
Touch pointless.
Jack!
No?
like you that check that that means your correction if you didn't do that
because the guy could have died
too often bitch or empty out that major injuries for the death of the driver
I bet I'm not a choice I guess a welcome to the jungle
Jack do you think that they would they would build a guy with a red core probably not right
Yeah
What lady got a little bit of casual
Yeah, that's cool, that's oil.
The sound kept would have been better for this particular clip, but it's like DMCA on music.
Yeah, adventure.
I like some of the darker songs. What the fuck does she know about crystal puzzles?
Which makes music and the big music a good thing as well.
Alright.
Our open nation and down it's AI video slot making platform Sora.
Is that true?
I love watching you and hope you're having a good day.
Can you rewind the stream so I can watch it from the start?
I came here late, thanks.
Jack, I think, Jack, I said that about all the AI shit.
It's like a civilian applications, whatever.
Like a lot of it will just go down.
It's like a bit of a bubble.
Like we think, oh, it's good, it can do that, whatever.
And then it's just used for dog shit
and it's just used for like rods,
for couple, oh, that's cool.
And if people move on,
It's hard to introduce them to daily life. It's just hard. A lot of it will be dope shit.
What means that as a bubble? As an animal?
Umm...
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Expensive bubble, suppressors, and not a bubble, from earlamps.
I also love to touch, you know, kids of, you know, a different type of upbringing.
You know, I love to touch the kids we don't have, and as fortunate as others, you know, and so...
Mexico was a great office.
Mexico City was a great opportunity for me because I want to touch the kids.
Jack, Jack, I think it's weird to make armaments out of non-Ur things.
Chess, Chess, I think it's not a uh, I mean, you're making it uh, it's bad like, come on, bro
Well, he's he's doing a good thing
He's like it like inspiring happens and people whatever and they did you they tried to do some weird, uh momentum like come on, man
I also love to touch
You know kids
Like come on, bro. Oh, we always like this. Yeah
Hurry up little man. I'll sound your shirt
Hey next day
My next game brother minus two
Yeah, my next game brother
I'm gonna be back in next week. He's eating jet-o nail
Jazz that's your false
Hurry up little man. Generative AI is a bubble and I'm sorry sir.
My machine learning has been around for years. People don't know the difference.
TtnB. Is this true?
One of my next game. One of my next game brother.
See the account, 3D artist.
Alright then I guess.
My dog
Um
That was the bullet minute. Yeah, what is he doing?
What the f*** did you do?
I'm gonna die.
Are you f***ing kidding me, bro?
What? What?
Get up.
What?
Why didn't you say the f*** you're kidding me?
You're too slow.
What?
You're trying to make me f***ing crazy, bro.
Are you kidding me?
I should make these f***ers!
Yeah.
You're too tired to talk to anything.
I'm cold and ready to keep f***ing up.
I'm gonna f***ing learn a thing.
Run!
There's kids running around here.
Run!
Oh, stop it!
What is happening?
Who's the guy filming?
Watch Plovicular interview.
What?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Was that the Richard guy?
Interesting.
They never wanted the smoke and they needed to bring the aggressor, which is very obvious.
If you never call the PDA, so they're not going to, it's, they,
From there I did push him because he was coming towards me on his on his bike
He did it again for a second time. I pushed him a second time
I think the second time he got off his bike and just
Jack is he being a real man and be like oh, I was a bitch ass and it's not gonna go anywhere
And we're just moving on with our lives or what is that what they're doing?
No, oh, okay, then fuck them. I didn't fuck everybody. I know you know what I didn't watch the clip
I was yeah, fuck him. Yeah
DDR5 ramblers have dropped for the first several months.
Courser available for $370.
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Hi, Felix.
$370.
Down for previous levels, by $40 to $100, in some cases.
The client Google's recent TurboQuant announcement.
A KV cash company technique that reduces AI models memory.
Oh, chat.
They're going to do like a chat, like an NVENC codec or whatever,
for AI that's going to change the game pretty much like they did for streaming.
Really?
Oh, chat window on time.
Sorry.
Sure.
It was a message.
It's going to be a five in one man for content.
Very interesting.
Loud.
Oh
So what is the attention we'll show somebody like kill somebody in broad daylight with a gun
But as soon as swears then they oh, no, no, no, oh, no. Oh, we cannot have a swear on the camera
Don't do that!
He's right, Chats.
What the fuck?
What's happening?
What, that was a girl that was on my stream?
What the fuck was that?
Jeff, Jeff, what are they doing?
There's some Jersey Shore shit.
Well, don't do that.
Slippy!
It was the issue we gotta get down. Life's getting ballsy.
It was burned back!
It was burned back!
Okay, okay.
Here's how this goes, okay?
I'll do it!
I'll fucking find you, dude!
Don't you dare!
Don't you dare!
I'll find you now!
Cheers, huh?
I'm not taking it.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Do you think it was pickerra?
It was Boone!
Jed, did you think it was Picera?
The word incel has been largely misused, so let's clarify what that actually is.
So you think the meaning of some kind of superhero of the Neil Strauss book, The Game, memorized
for the rest of the list?
It is a long list.
Jed, I'll watch some clips or some shorts, I'm not gonna watch this one hour thing.
It's just too long.
Jed, it's just too long.
So, whatever the mac then, I think it doesn't shoot real bullets, you know what I mean?
Even though you're hitting the target, it feels like you're not like you know, you're not getting that feedback that other guns give you
Can't wait for your GCA six streams may I be a less get a welcome to the
Okay
The word incel has been we just got that. How do you know that? I'm not watching it.
There's good to check this but I just assumed there's some clips somewhere. I'm not looking all day
You'll be the ones you're looking at me
One thing they are going to test out though is Southwest where even look at bullies
But I hope it's not in the same egg roll like
Either way, bro, auto zone never misses
Is it a real album release or is it a troll one?
I don't see it then.
Okay, where at?
I've given music all my shit then.
And they're not gonna promote it.
It's right there.
Where?
Huh?
It's right there.
Okay, I'll just do, I'll just do yay.
Well, I think you check you with either of them, they promote it.
Is it this?
Oh, actual full release.
The time is now.
Right now.
This is the hour.
This is the new dawn.
This is the hour.
now is the time but nature and all her glory has named you her king she has named you the king
i'll give you a shot i'll give you a shot
i'll give you a shot i'll give you a shot
It's a little bit annoying on the ear, but it doesn't like it.
She would never let me fuck if I was fucked up
Why you think you run it up, or the truth hurts on me, just love
I
I'm gonna skip a chat I will put a headache and it this is this is just making my headache worse like really dude
Guys
It's a must. It's a must.
That's your debit card.
It's a her.
Show them how you get a billion in the clutch.
We gon' run it.
That's a we ain't gonna rush.
If they don't scare you, I ain't human big enough.
Check it worldwide.
Like I said, I was the jump.
You know I get it all when it's strong.
Seein' John.
Seein' John.
Seein' John.
Seein' John.
Oh
you
you
you
you
you
you
It just feels like it's just kind of like the most like, um, like it's made for a movie
or something like that.
And if there's like the scene matches the saw most, it just, it's just going nowhere.
I'm sorry.
It's just, it's like a 4.7 is what it is.
It's just not good.
Like, I don't know why you would define it as, as it's just not good.
It's not good.
Like, I'm not.
So it's not because I'm a yig laser that I'm gonna give it a better score. It's just not good
He's a hero, he's a hero!
Oh, he's a hero!
Oh, he's a hero!
He's a hero!
Oh
It's good
Oh
All the love, all the sky, always, always, all the time
I've never loved any I've ever loved any I've ever loved
I'm too worried, we don't have to look out
That's when we let the guy
Roots to the side
And so the guy's out of the house
And so the guy's out of the house
And so the guy's out of the house
And so the guy's out of the house
We don't have to worry
This is good. This is good.
I can't explain to you but this is the boy I like out of y'all, this part like this
there
there I
Know this is a game. I know you might not see it. That's it. That's a closet. Yeah
You don't know you don't know it's all good
This is a nice sunny, sunny July in the middle of the day.
And the way to be the living mate
I know some church for a woman free
But it's worse living than this is made
Perce taking good men away
Founders then attended tins and wades
Lunges fight for living ways
But this is the time we're taking over
The outer space going so fast
Punch trunk hungover
I'm gonna
I'm gonna
I'm gonna
I'm gonna
Jack, Jack, this really has a little bit of A.I. in it, right?
🎵 freedom on
🎵 freedom,種
🎵 freedom on
🎵 freedom,種
🎵 freedom on
Trut, that's an 對啊, I mean, I'm not crazy?
Guys, that was a little bit of AI. NO?
🎵 freedom on
🎵 freedom on
I mean, as you guys heard some of the vocals sound like they had some artifacts like the
other AI songs that he had in the past.
Maybe I just got triggered by it, I don't know.
I
Six is a blazer
for my rather not easy little bags when I'm patching out, they gon' hate it when I'm patching out, I love this
Now to change the heart, I've done this in the first lot of pain, lot of hurt, but still could've been worse man
It still could've been worse in the big city in position when you were first he had
Um,
Jack, Jack, I feel like and I'm not trying to be rude and I think I think you showed us to yay, um
Eight years ago, right?
And he'd be like, yeah, I can make I can make 20 of those of this song in a single day
I you know for a fact he probably made it 50 songs like that in a single day in a studio back then
And this is the version he throws in the garbage
Like come on, bro. Really come on man. You can do a lot better than that
I don't like that.
I'm getting away singing you a tune.
I do not look playing with your own.
I'm getting away, I'm getting away.
I'm a cat, I'm almost famous.
And this is that I made it out.
It's amazing.
Going through psychos, different phases.
I'm trying to see how far I can take it.
I don't like that.
I'm off to miss taking
I couldn't have worked if it was back breaking
They thought I was kidding, thought I was playing
Take this one of Mars like a mad thing, man
They say I could walk cause I lack patience
Don't think it's what's out for me to explain it
I'm on everything, tryna play us
I'm on everything
I'm getting, I'm getting more and more
I jump a climb on everything
You know I'm a baby girl waiting for you
On my life I give up everything
Wait, I like this one better
Somebody got a beer. You play tracks like Michael Jordan shoots free girls
Anybody that's something that much and that long and it's that good. It's got me on
Take on me
The main thing is gonna do something that you really love to do
Let's do that long. I think it's part of the
No, come on. Just write the album story. She can't be a star and not be a star
You got to have some off about you don't just go say oh
That's just really
Not all that but thank you anyway nothing like that. I'm not saying come up like that
I think the way you are and on yourself. It's really just
perfect
Chut I guys
If I would break it down, you give them those more than I could bring up more why I like it, but
Chad, the beat has a lot, there's a lot to it.
You're gonna have to let it on with the ad-libs and shit.
The ad-libs are cool, like it's well made.
You know what I mean?
Let's see if I hear it.
Jack, I like that.
Dude, it doesn't skip so.
It's not abrasive.
Jack, yeah, it's a lot and it's out there, but it didn't annoy me or it wasn't abrasive
you need. Like they say what children? It's well put in.
I think this one's really cool. I don't know what it is.
Check. That's a seven. That's a seven eight.
for me though I didn't think it is one more for me though you know me
Oh
No, not that please not I can't I can't I
Can't I can't I can't do it this chat the buzz saw shit is not for me. I can't do it
No, I'm sipping it even if it's good guys even if it's gonna see me at them. Yo, even if this song is good
I'm skipping all of it
the buzz saw noise
Is it going to kill me? There's no way. There's no way. I know
I
Get his ears are busted it I know you guys want to give me the concerts your ears are fucked up this is shit
Okay, so this was a good-
Sorry, I can't- I- I'm actually-
I don't need anything. I'd give them good scores on stuff like that.
Don't you still look god?
Oh god, you are god
To tell the truth
Yeah, oh god
Hey, baby, do what I say
Everybody can't act no other way
Baby, do what I say
I said, oh baby
Why is everything as fun as they can say?
What?
Like, baby, do what I say
Baby, do what I say!
you
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, I gotta be honest with you, some of these song songs, if it was Locked In, yeah,
you get a three and a half minute song, four minute song.
Yo, if there was a lot in the air,
you get a full song out of this, right?
This feels like, oh, this is a good sound, this is cool.
Just like when I make music.
I find a cool melody rhythm, whatever.
And I'm like, dude, I can't finish this song.
And I just, fuck it, we end it right here.
And then the song's finished.
It doesn't feel finished, bro.
You guys are delusional, but you know what?
So much is better.
Bye, bye, bye.
I
Said it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, move by my boy.
This thing is being tragic on my board.
She'd eat up the chop she was designed for.
I got her in range and move by my boy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, move by my boy.
My boss said, her beloved, no, you just have to wait.
She said, life don't come easy.
It's a game of, it's a game of.
Oh, man.
They hate to see the system actually figured out.
They want you caught up in distraction, fear it now.
I'd rather focus on the love that's been around.
They call it stress to keep the essence shipping out.
No executive could ever run your mouth.
I think you're second in the shutters, shit down.
High speed drives you to see the crowd.
I imagine when people see it's out.
I
I didn't really agree with how the vocals were placed early on to the song.
His vocals, they feel like they were at the back and they weren't as good.
I think it's cool.
I think that he's singing with his grills on some shit.
I feel like there's moisture in his mouth.
Do you know what I mean? I think there's like some saliva that's like going around while he's speaking and it's making the sound feel a-i
You know what I mean? Chadige is not here. We see he's singing he feels like
There's some mouth fluid going around
I belong by myself
Home by myself
Like a clone of myself
But I tell the truth about everything
Everything
Yeah, I tell the truth about everything
And times
You tell me the way you feel
I can't believe you are my life
What?
Nah, guys, it's four songs, it's four songs, it's been four. I count it.
It's four songs that have this exact filter shit.
It's four, it's four, it's four, it's not two, it's four.
Close to you, close to you
All that we've been through
We began to see it together
It's been decided
Every day a dream is a dream
But I said it once, I'll say it again
And I don't want to throw it in your mind
It's a dream
And that is why it
Suddenly comes to me
That trick's fine
They took me down
Just like me
They amount to me
Oh, to you
Oh, to you
On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to pre-arrange our struggle
So that's all that's in your head
Yeah
Chat chat if you're a yeet enjoyer, you know, you know, I'm right about this now. I'm right
Chat these ones feel like intros these are like intro chat. There's the synth. There's the the almost like at the orchestra. There's the
And it goes but then it doesn't drop anything
Dude, like it's not doing shit man.
Check
See what I mean? Like
Now I got a few songs
Shut up. Shut the fuck up
I'm over this shit
Check, like this
See what I mean?
Hold on, see what I mean?
I don't know what the vocal is
It feels like a build up with all the
And then it kind of goes like
You ain't no girl
You know what I mean? It goes somewhere. It doesn't go anywhere
Even if you don't like this it doesn't I'm just gonna show you what I mean by it's it goes somewhere you know what I mean
Like even if it's a place you don't like it it goes somewhere at least it goes away these songs don't go anywhere
Hold on, I got it
Hold on, hold this
Hold on, it means
Sideburns, sideburns, sideburns, sideburns
Sideburns, sideburns, sideburns, sideburns
Going around the city, I love
Staying out in still and I love
While we get on a circle
Don't worry
Cycles, cycles, cycles, cycles
Cycles, cycles, cycles, cycles
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I
Wait this
This is actually
I flow, I'll never let you cheat When it's dark, you don't know where you go
I get to the truth Need a lame bear to lead you home
I'll open up my own journey never came Just to take a lead
I flow, I'll never let you know Now I know you know the thing about music
yet If I'm wrong about this, I will apologize later on
You say Hebrew, Hebrew, recorded, Hebrew, recorded, whether the same artifact at the
same verse, there's no way it's gonna be recorded
The same exact artifact in the vocals happens.
What if he did the other that?
One is an edbillion.
Dude.
That's great.
Break it.
They let us sing.
That's great.
That's great.
you
you
you
you
you
you
It's been a long time coming.
Fresh to die, I'm still running.
It's a few things I'm not.
This is on the other album too right?
It's been a long, long time coming in, right you do, cause I'm still running.
There's a few things I'm doing, running, check still, cause I'm still running every night,
and day to time, stay away, keep on going.
Exactly, it tickles, I'm telling you.
It feels like all things show songs like, yeah, it doesn't go anywhere.
I'm staying away to keep my eyes shut
Don't think this is his speck
I'm still here in a dry pectin'
Call Augur?
It was Augur. I didn't see him in chat.
But...
Does he know music?
I'm not Augur.
I
The
the way I am.
came in all ahead. My feelings are the facts.
It's more of me than ever came, pray we never crash.
Crash. Today we'll always last.
We're the ones to pass away, so baby did you
Magic hour glass
At least I gave you that
Damn, damn, damn
Did I ruin your plans?
Plans, plans
Well that's the way I am
Came in all ahead
My feelings are the facts of it
It's more of me to navigate
Pray we never crash
Crash, crash
Today we'll always last
We're the ones that pass away
So baby, did you land today?
This one's for the pack
We take magic out with glass
At least I gave you that
They saw me in my mind
Come what you saw there
They found me in my mind
Come what they used to be
I
Didn't go to but
take my last breath away say love to teach you know I see how I do
now let's get the mess you made
don't get off it like too darling
take my last breath away
It's a good vibe you know.
That's a good vibe.
Let's burn it!
It's like a song, it's like a song
Oh, there's definitely an idea on living this part, for sure.
Yeah, in the same time as a part of the voice thing.
There's no way he's gonna say Tommy Schizo.
There is artifact as well!
Oh my god.
Oh my god
Yeah, it's the kind of same it isn't that much to add more but I I think it's a good song
I think it's a good song. I think this is a seven. I think it's seven four. I actually enjoyed it
but check
There are some there are some type of of
of artifacts that are unique to AI,
that don't really overlap with what most of problems
with auto technology that are AI-based artifacts.
That one song I didn't wanna absolutely have AI artifacts.
They just do have some.
I mean, the fact that you say no,
I know we don't know what you're talking about.
Like...
The door has stopped me
Ultimo, Ultimo
Take my last breath away from me
Yes!
I can't
No, just try
No, just try
No, just try
No, just try
No, just try
No, just try
No, just try
No, just try
I'll never control me.
I'll never control me.
I'll never control me.
I'll never control me.
Okay anyway, I'm over it.
Jack, yeah, when we get the fucking confirmation from the scientists,
what is that and what is not,
I hope I get a formal apology
because I'll, on what I call AI,
I'm telling you,
where, oh, yo, yo, Likas, put me in a group chat.
Put me in a group chat. Put me in a group chat.
Put me in a group chat. Put me in a group chat.
I fucked up with those my shit
Where are the phone?
Two ways, no time
Get out of here, go out of the door
Come on, let's go down
Come on, I'm gonna work, babe
I'm doing the work
No time
Get out of here, go out of the door
Come on, I'm gonna work, babe
I'm gonna work, babe
I'm gonna work, babe
I've been fighting for I've been fighting for my life
This is the biggest hit I've been fighting for my life
This is the biggest hit I've been fighting for my life
I must have my body you right
My turn show time
Don't wait go time
This that new phone this that hill to move on this that light that you want
You can't wait for it too long
No, I don't want to hold out too long when I'm in that mode can't do wrong
And you know you don't go it too go take a knife I bought a two one this fell like
This world needs this backpack I must have my body in you right
My tongue show time This world needs this backpack
I must have my body in you right Go in, go time
This that new was started from the ground in modo
You ain't got love in yourself You ain't ever felt the true love
I could see where your heart is Broke in pieces of force
When the evening gets darkest, I know Donna's calling us out
We can't wait, wait for the right to sound
That's something we're gonna do
We can't wait, wait for the right to sound
Two ways, go try
We gotta keep going, I need it though
I don't know what their names are, I don't know what it is, I don't know what it is.
I don't know what their names are.
feels like it's a lot of unfinished songs that don't really go anywhere. It feels like a good,
like, like, I think the idea is good and it just feels like a, maybe not the no push or effort to
make them come to term. And I think that's gonna, how I feel about maybe yay at this
current stage in his career. I think this album is, the energy that's being put out there,
kind of um gave me a good feel for uh for yeah why is that right now from where he was at
um still better than fucking what was that in a minute last time but still bad
yo yo um yo uh yeah can you hear me i can hear you okay can you give us an intro about
about who you are, so like chat, chat, get a nose like,
like what's up so that you don't come out and know
who is this guy?
Yeah, so basically, I'm like one of the big like, yeah guys.
I'm with like his team and whatnot,
and I help out like do stuff for the fans
and just kind of like document everything he's doing.
Sick, like camera, like online, what do you mean by that?
Well, I do my own stream,
and I just like kind of report on all the news for him.
His team kind of invites me out to some events as well.
So I just kind of covered it all.
Yeah.
So what are some of your thoughts on some of the corrections,
one of the things that they think?
Yeah, but you're not going to get banned, right?
I'm not going to leave the calling.
You can call me like a librarian or say your real thoughts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, it's cool.
Yeah, so first off, I mean, I saw you said,
I kind of agree with a lot of the direction on the album
that you said, how it doesn't really
feel like it goes much places.
A lot of the songs are way too short.
I agree with that.
The first half of the album, though, is more recent material.
The second half is more like older stuff.
The album was being made in like 2024.
Then he, and it was supposed to be a full AI album.
Then he later said, like,
nah, I want to re-record the whole thing,
but then forgot about the album
and moved on to a different era.
But then he moved on from that era, came back to Bully
and said he was going to re-record it.
The issue now is he wanted to re-record it,
but like he has this whole,
he partnered up with Gamma
who was distributing the whole album.
He was before independent.
Now they're doing the whole distribution
and they have the physicals ready to go
and they had to ship this week.
So the album actually isn't finished.
And he's gonna be updating it
as the week's gone to remove all the AI.
So he just had to release it today
to make sure that the physical sales
and the digital release would be at the same time
so he can maximize the sales.
Yeah, that makes sense.
This is my thoughts about it.
Maybe it's completely uninformed.
I feel like all the A kind of feels to me like the product is fully baked and there's
not like, it doesn't get that much anyway about some data.
The product is ready when the product is ready, you know what I mean?
It's like a fully baked product.
This feels so half baked that it almost feels creatively half baked, which is somehow
worse.
Well, yeah.
Do you like the life of Pablo?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like it.
liked it is a good way to put it. I don't love it. I love some of the songs very little.
But David for me, all albums considered more of a low point. That's just personal though.
I mean I'm not-
I agree. I agree on most of that. I think Yeh can definitely do better but like I think
some of the strong points on like the delivery and like the beats on the sound selection
is still very there for Yeh. I think it's more so he just needs to carry on with
the structure being a little bit better.
And again, I think like, you like Donda, right?
Well, I actually really like Donda.
I think Donda had some,
I think some creative breakthroughs from,
I think he said the energy and he felt,
feeling like he still had the push
to see a song be finished
and just kind of go all out about it
and to retake the time to make a good product.
And that chills, I get the chills.
Well, some of the songs that people don't even like,
I think I've given you real chills that I think I like I'm having a hell was to me was crazy
Yeah, um, well, I mean the thing about Donda though is when it had its first ever listening party
It actually was like completely unfinished
And bully actually hit its first listening party like two nights ago as well
It's actually in a way better state than Donda was when it was first unveiled
So what a lot of us are thinking is that he really just had to release this for the physical sales situation
And we can maybe expect something similar to Donda where there's added versus removing the AI
re-recording some of the parts and and and this I mean I see check can say this is copium
But it kind of is like a pattern for yeah, he doesn't really do releases that cleanly almost ever
So Joe time will tell time will tell but it's just kind of patterns
Well if I was a chatter out of type to cope to just not not be the main hitter
Just because overall it seems like these days like all over the place that you'll move on or something else
you'll do something like you'll move on to like new songs like and I personally just
my own thoughts about what he's been what he's been doing because he's probably not gonna finish
half of this and move on to the next project and kind of move on with it which is fine
even if he did that that's fine um it's just that some of the some of the like don't
you don't have to agree with me i'm just sorry for myself okay it just feels like to me like
Like in general, he doesn't sit down and gonna go finish a few songs and just really see it through, like a lot of...
He will, he will. He still has that in him and I can say it because a lot of times throughout his entire career, this is his entire creative process.
He starts with either mumble, usually like actually the majority of his songs specifically Donda.
All of the dauntless songs have original versions that are complete like 10 minute free styles
There's barely any words on them
Then he has writers go back over write them and then he records it now. He's doing the same thing but with AI
So he has the writers AI it and then he's going back to be record
And what we're gonna see with this album is he's gonna continue to do that. It's just right now
It's the placeholder, but he's completely against AI now. He doesn't really fuck with it
Yeah, I also think that the ad that they used was also very low quality like
100% like Chad was coping but like I was wrong right like some of these you can
tell the like it's down the artifacts when when it kind of does like a buzz
sound the way is that when he holds a letter down like yeah yeah we passed yeah
it's I think it's pretty it's pretty out there but yeah and I mean some of
them I want to send you one song actually so this is like an original
version of this one here you can listen to it on stream it's okay and it's like
way better has James Blake on it so this is like what people are pushing for
like to be on the actual release version we might see it come back so I
don't know what you think yeah I'll play okay this is this is a vision of
what? so this is the original version of this one here the lyrics aren't finished
on Yehspark but like the beginning intro is good and the structure is
way better has no AI. It's also a way longer.
Yeah, but it's just way better.
First son's your father, second son your grandfather.
And they came back, and they, and they came back.
They all come back.
Somebody ask me, do we turn the birds?
When we die, I reply, the way the stars bring us.
And they came back, and they came back.
This is way better than- I mean, yeah.
This is better than most of the product, most of- any of this on an album.
Just wait for it, just wait for it, it's better to get real good.
North-west, snow-time, right-hand, shelter, come on, scouter, come on, scouter.
North-west, snow-time, right-hand, shelter, come on, scouter, come on, scouter.
This one here is about that, from something I left behind.
I'd go and like this one
He's like that
He's like that
He's like that
So the community really prefers this like production
Well yeah
Push drum
He's like that
He's like that
He's like that
He's like that
He's like that
He's like that
He's like that
He's like that
That's that
Back up in your home like pulled up
This guy's the best at all the things
I do it but
I'd like to show him like
Tent to him
I also like the drums here too
Right?
It's gachi. It feels natural.
Well, this is really good at...
Yeah.
So that's the idea of investing for this, like that here, and that one back here.
You've been messing around with that song since like 10 years ago.
So it's just like now it kind of released in the state that is like probably the worst
we've ever seen it in.
So we're really pushing for that one to be an update specifically, so that one might
see all the updates.
That was supposed to be on Vultures as well, so Tide All-A-Sign has a version
on that song.
He usually does it with a lot of his songs, he brings them throughout many, many eros, so it'll be very interesting to see what he takes in.
What's next for Ye is he's working on a collab tape right now with Travis Scott, so we should be seeing more from that as well after we get the updates on Bully.
Whenever he has a song he knows is a hit off the rip, then it gets leaked.
Those songs of those versions are usually much superior than the final product.
But I wish it got a locked in.
Like, here's a few examples.
Do you like the way it sounds one?
Can you be?
Yes.
some of those like if they were like locked in and and all the energy kicked in
like these songs finished or would be fucking I mean radio hits like a mombra
oh yeah there's plenty of them that he has his hundreds of songs that that are
completely finished incredible it's it goes very very very very deep and a
lot of it's because his his creative process is pretty efficient like like I
I said he usually actually makes them like mumble, does like just really, really quick
freestyles and then eventually has writers go back over and then they just they turn into
fully finished songs and he just has to re-record over the reference that they send.
So it's a pretty good way he has it going, but.
Yeah, also those are the chatters in Glacier, but is it believing in somebody that you
look up to creatively and song-wise like it's, bro, it's fine.
Also, better than being just a fan of Hater, being a Hater is weird, it's always wrong.
Being like, oh yeah, this is dog shit, it's never gonna get good, come on, bro.
You make music worse by putting that energy out there.
I don't do that either.
But alright, well, I enjoyed some of the album.
I think there's a few good songs on there, and I'm looking forward to some of the
future releases.
Thanks for coming out today on to the show.
Yeah, thank you for having me.
I've been I've been watching since like the Dallas field days. I saw you were a red skull. Um, yeah
Yeah, that's crazy. A lot of them some of all uh, yeah, I guess they did. Thanks for coming on minute
Well, I really appreciate it and um, yeah, thank you. Yeah, you take your man. Yeah, you're going
Check it as you start being fucking nice yo yo yo
Now now that now that real voice kicks in box wallach on and you're gonna forget man
I might get a little fucking mad
Yeah, anyway, bye.
Love you, Mark.
Yeah, a lot of it feels like intro.
No disrespecting.
It's why I like when he softens, when he does like collapse or like more like a song with somebody else.
It's almost like the other person can also maybe helps a little bit and they finish the song.
So it makes sense. So it's by himself that the song does not finish and it's like, you know what I mean, you know what I mean?
Like it's what sometimes on some of his albums. Yeah, it's what I mean.
He doesn't need a collage, but I think that's when maybe he can help close the song and wrap it up.
Come on, bro.
Guys, really, there's a new yeet, a full, a full yeet.
Is it bad?
Don't tell me it's bad.
I might do a skip through this is where opportunity to put a new react to the difference
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You know I mean but then
Then the vocals from the girl, this is a Vocaloid, Vocaloid, yeah?
But then, the Yemi, she is hard.
Wait, what's all the Yemi stuff?
Why do you have to type it differently?
I don't get it.
Oh, it's Yemi online.
That's why.
And it has some, it has some.
It's old yeah
Good to
But which one do I like it?
Yeah, what I do I'd be like it I
I think it's hard myself, I guess, call it.
Wait.
This time.
So, let me take a decision.
I
Would give you do a little react. I I'm really I'm gonna start to check
That's I'm putting you on to real coach real songs
Yes, that is that the reaction with that
But you know the signs, you tell them that they can't turn away, you love it come to
All right, all right.
These all have a pink franchise like twist.
Yeah, Beans is the Goat, Beans is the Goat. Yeah, yeah, I know he did some of the Drake
shit too.
There's some of the songs that I really liked.
Yo, come on bruh. Come on bruh. Come on bruh.
Yo, come on, bro. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Really? No, Chad, guys, this is out of context, right?
Chad, this is out of context, right?
Yeah, it's out of context.
Is this one good?
is the burglar inside is the worst Karen we've ever seen what a joke that's not
my that's not our door handle they took it off six another one you know i'm making
here dogs i'm gonna do this one of us someone's coming to the door
but i'm gonna go for a cheat it's astonishing isn't it it looked out the window and then
walked away from the door and things anyway get the lockbox off if you don't know the code
is to take the door handle off and throw it away they came from there that's our standard
Okay, lucky that's all of our proper strength here, guys.
Hi there!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hey, Robert!
Why do you want my trucking?
Come on out!
No!
Do not touch me!
No!
I do not!
I know my loss!
So, get off of my trucker!
Hey, come on out, bud!
Hey!
Why do you want my door?
I have a problem.
I first was actually with time.
You're leaving it to non-populists to take advantage of your time.
Oh, I'm not talking about your respect.
Respect my space. You do not have anything to come to grab me.
Did I touch you?
You are trying to grab me?
Then come outside!
This is a simple matter now because I filed adverse possession, sir.
Come outside!
Sir, get out of my house.
Adverse possession is a law that allows a trespasser to legally acquire the title to another person's property
property that is abandoned or not maintained however a person can only
claim this after uninterrupted possession of the house for seven years and cannot
be done in secret
to get this and come outside and discuss it I will discuss it you don't have no
cars in the other thing you're listening to one side of the story
you did not hear me I am American citizen you have no right to step in
my house there's not one way to purchase a home you're gonna come
outside. You cannot remove me from my house with my paperwork sir. Can we see the paperwork you have?
State of Florida adverse possession action. Me and my husband had filed this. You need to come outside.
Okay well you need to know your laws because you seem very uneducated about adverse possession.
This is I know what I'm doing. I'll tell you what the people who know they're doing and know
that they're doing illegally don't react the way that you do. You almost grabbed me. I said
give me a minute so that I can drive dogs away and you grab me.
You tried to come running out the back of the house to run.
You could have gone up the front door.
But you didn't know I was back here.
The front I saw you from there.
See the assumption, sir?
One of them came in and tried to break in.
That was an agent trying to show the property that
is vacant and is not yours.
What are you talking about?
First of all, it is.
No, it's not.
I've got all the paperwork.
The offer is yours.
We'll see him in attempt to establish
our gross possession with title.
How long has the home been sitting there abandoning?
I'm not every right to actually...
It's not abandoning.
No, it's not.
It's listed in the MLS.
It's listed in the MLS.
It's listed in the MLS.
You can't grab me out here.
Grabbing you?
You need to get out?
No, he tried to grab me out of here.
We filed adverse possession on the home over.
Thank you.
You can be on MLS all it wants to be.
Adverse possession is still a lost regard.
Thank you.
Milo, come inside.
Come inside, Milo.
all it wants to be adverse possession is still a lost report thank you Milo come inside come inside Milo
and wrap through
I just think you'll be out don't worry I don't care yeah you will I'll be back in 30 days with the
sheriff and you'll be out yeah trust me yeah yeah okay don't worry you'll be out
What's adverse?
What's adverse?
You know what you're doing?
What's adverse?
She's trying to say it's an abandon.
It's not abandon.
There's a sheet in there where the contract
is coming, cleaning every week.
It's not abandon.
It's listed.
It's been listed for a year.
We have showings all the time.
It's not an abandon.
It's not an abandon property.
So she's lying.
She doesn't know what she's talking about.
There's said we get a title.
That's the
There's my listing agreement from select portfolio servicing. This is how old the file is it's never been a vendor since we foreclosed on it
My phone number was on the window. Yeah, how was it sometimes awful?
We don't see it now. I got pictures of it there last week
There's my sign
It's complicated. There's a lot of title laws were and police can't do anything you like like the put itself
I mean dude it for them. It's just paper this number that I mean what are they looking they do there?
You can see that that's what all the fucking poor shit fucking with all the paper
Evidence the property manager has officers determine. He's correct and the Karen has no authority to claim adverse possession on the residents
I don't need to figure out. Yeah, I know her out of the house
What you doing is squatting they change the locks to the locks that's that so we have authority
If you want to break the door down, we can go in and we'll move of course for them
Uh, we can arrest her if she's passing and theft, which give them the lives.
That's entirely up to how far you want to go with this.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
Would you rather do it the safer way with minimal risk of damaging the property and doing, like
you said, doing the 30 days of the period?
Oh, fuck that!
Or are you wanting her removed immediately now?
Because that's the case, if she doesn't let us back in, if she doesn't come and
agree to open the door, which she may not do now because she knows she's probably
on the wrong, you will have to be responsible for breaking the door down and paying
for the damages.
Well, it's our property anyway.
We own it.
Whatever damage is there is in.
What are they gonna do in the month they're there and the money they're going to cost us by not being able to market it?
I can't answer that join the stream
I mean we can try again
Anything try let's try that
Can we see that paperwork again, please can we go to the back?
I don't know if it's a picture.
I found what I read in the back door.
Can you just move me in the back door?
No.
Because I knew you'd show me that paperwork you got.
She said she's coming out?
Yeah, she said, stand right there.
She's going to show me through the window, I guess.
He's the one that's going to need to breach this door.
Can he give us permission to kick it in, or does he have to be the one to actually do it?
You're going to make a 70-year-old man risk his own lives for kicking the door.
I don't know what the legal requirements are here.
He's a senior officer.
He's a master police officer, so he knows this stuff more than I do.
Let's check it back.
Really?
Do you have a screwdriver or a drill?
I have my multi-tool house screwdriver in it.
Yeah, it will be faster with a drill.
Because that door, like it says, has been grown for this.
There's a piece of wood that's holding it.
Ma'am, you're going to need to come outside.
At least open the door.
Why?
Because I'm ordering you.
You are not allowed to open the door!
If you refuse to follow that order, you will be arrested for resisting.
You want to be arrested for resisting?
Resisting what?
I have my paperwork.
Resisting a lawful order.
Give me a second.
I'm recording.
Go ahead and record and then open the door.
You said you wanted to see the paperwork.
We need to see it personally.
Come open the door.
Our first possession is paying the taxes on a horse.
If you have no reason to worry, come open the door.
You tried to grab me if you're a suction frack.
I'm going to go around the mall and come out.
All right, I'm going to go around the mall.
Step back, step back, step back from the door.
Look at the nasty outside.
No wonder she thought this house was abandoned.
Step away from the door, sir.
This is interesting.
I'm looking for floor houses, though.
Step away.
Just step away.
I need to see an action.
I filed adverse possession on the 20th.
Can I see that?
Yes.
GG.
You can hold. You don't have to hold it. So this is my, this is the original copy.
As you can see, this is the adverse possession.
What should that state of Florida,
actually now I know what I'm doing because this is not the only property that I pay taxes on.
You pay a portion of taxes for adverse possession and you make,
you start cleaning up the home so you can take over the title. Come inside now.
We're going to be paying taxes on the home when you pay a portion of the taxes you go
to the appraisal office and you pay a portion of the taxes on the home.
This is my own private domain sign.
That's why I'm repositioning this.
That's not my fault that you can't do your job and you can't.
And this is the before closed zone.
If you are a real estate agent, that means you have to sell in an unlimited amount of money.
And you can't you can't
If you are a real estate agent that means you have to sell in it and then limited the time
You know about what you're talking about. Yes, I do
What
Last year at Fortwood yourself. Yeah, it's legally the owner's property
You know
Pictures of the property every week date and time stamp which will go to court. You are wrong. No
with the pool and the frogs and that's not maintaining.
Makes no difference.
The frog.
I'm going to tear it.
I'm going to tear it.
Turn 13, let's make it.
So your criteria are wrong.
No, my criteria is sir, you cannot grab me a scarf.
No!
I hope you understand.
There's some laws and status for like shit
that's like obviously some super overran
like way back in the day's shit.
It's like for some sort of adverse.
It's not for some homes
that are actually being sold and used.
Like, are you serious?
Are you serious?
I have dogs.
Sir, I filed adverse possession.
Stop resisting.
I filed adverse possession.
I don't know.
I did it for my place.
Sir!
Sir, please!
My dogs!
Sir!
Sir, can you help me?
I filed adverse possession.
Sir, that's my paperwork.
Sir!
What about my dogs?
Oh, no way.
What about my dogs?
What about my dogs?
I just wouldn't, wouldn't let this happen!
Shit! Stop resisting!
Do you want to get changed?
No!
Shut it around!
Shut it around!
Shut it around!
Shut it around!
Shut it around!
Jesus!
I'm sorry!
Oh my god, I'm being $4000!
God, are you supposed to stand?
Who the fuck is that?
Can I stop?
What if this is out?
I need to call the police because this is wrong!
I have my paperwork!
Oh no, not the police!
Sir, I just want to please tell the rest to you.
Are you arresting me are you serious why am i being arrested i have rights i told you burden rate
trespassing this is not bordering i'll have the paperwork sir i went through the appraisal
state appraisal if you follow for that yeah oh my god i'm just told us i think you may be
infertile resisting sir can i breathe please i can't breathe let me please give me my phone let
Let me get my stuff.
You don't get your stuff now.
I'll have my MacBook Pro.
Wait, what's going on?
I have to get my stuff.
We'll get everything.
I can't do this again.
Sara, are you pressing torture?
The MacBook Pro.
What's up to the bank?
I declare bankruptcy.
Are you pressing torture?
Touch war on there.
This officer fall in the water because you won't cooperate.
We're all going to be done.
We'll get it for you.
I wasn't the one who did it.
What about my home?
Stop resisting! Stop!
Oh whoa whoa whoa!
Stop hitting in my face!
That's not fair because I had my paperwork. You're racist.
And I'm coming for you. I'm a f***ing...
I have... I can't wait to come for you. You're a racist fat f***ing...
I'm coming for you. Don't worry. I have my paperwork.
Don't worry. Don't worry. I have paperwork.
I had paperwork. I had paperwork too. I had my paperwork. And I'm being arrested for what? What am I being arrested for? Is that good?
Oh, you're trying to break out of your cuffs now. So now you're going to get another charge. I'll put it in the wall.
Dude, what about your pay is right now.
I mean...
Dude, stop it.
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm not gonna say no.
Get the f*** out of here.
I have no respect for you, GED, you dumb loser.
Adverse possession is a law.
I'm gonna sue the f*** out of you for what you just did.
I swear to f*** you.
Get the f*** out of here.
I swear to f*** you.
You ugly f***.
Oh, I was dating that guy.
I'm a male coming too!
I'm waiting to see her!
What?
What?
What the f**k?
What?
What the f**k are you doing?
Let's see what I start working out again for every scale.
I go check the inside with you today.
Six and I were in need of animal patrol. Two small dogs, possibly Pomeranians.
All right, let's go inside.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's somebody else in there.
So the husband is involved in it as well.
I think it was her on the ranch.
Well, that's what she's been saying on her husband.
But what did she think?
She has a wife.
Look, Jack, like, Debbie's cutting the grass.
Like, not maintained is just not true, though.
I mean, look, the grass looks fine.
And also, this looks like it's de-readed.
But if this was not maintained in Florida,
this shit is fucking grown five feet tall near and she, man.
Well, I didn't think it was her on the ranch.
Well, that's what she's been saying on her husband.
But what did she think?
She has a wife, have a father.
Now that he's like a save-up, then he's crazy.
I just go ahead and announce yourself.
What's up? Which one here is after this?
What after?
Fifteen months, thank you for always entertaining us.
I hope you and Jesse have fun doing IRL.
Can't wait for the next hour, El Crag Pass.
Get something there.
Hey, Borg.
Look at that bitch.
She'll run the sack.
I'm just taking her coast away from here.
Come on, come on.
Come here.
Here's my saw.
I can't even repair it.
Here's my son on the floor.
Here's the little box with the door handle.
There's a baby bug here.
He's got a little baby in it.
Well, I can't see him.
Look at the dog we in here.
You know what they call festive dog sounds.
He even said, see me in 30 days,
but you antagonize that I would get a last man.
There's our chief.
As you can see,
you want to take a picture of this?
This is the son and chief.
Look at the dates we're here.
We have a crew to come and clean it.
Make sure it was okay.
Trying to ruin my f***ing life?
You see a black woman all by herself,
and I'm the mastermind all of a sudden?
Absolutely nothing about anything that we've done.
Yes, you were trying to grab me
and look for help, but I'm running away.
When I try to tell you the front door,
go play with the front door right now
and see if you can open it from the front.
Just a minute.
Yeah, it kinda makes sense.
The part about the owners is important though, the owner goes like, oh yeah, this is my house, then GG.
And everything on you!
I don't know how to say for what.
What?
I'm a sovereign citizen, so just don't touch me.
No, please don't touch me.
not she's already got it at once oh you slipped out of these before so right now we're sitting here
and you could put these handclips behind your back i don't like you guys anymore like i cannot
i hate you all and i hope you guys dies and i hope your children dies like i don't like you guys
oh well that's not right for sovereign citizens you just come through i'd like when that war begins
whoa what war don't talk to me i'm gonna get there's a war gonna i want to be the face of that
I'm gonna be taking your two dogs, if I do listen to her.
Can you take the number?
Listen to her.
Can you take the number?
Okay, bye, bitch.
Bye, ugly bitch.
That's why your skin sucks.
Are you on behalf of them wanting to brush charges for all this against her?
I'll check with the asset manager.
Can I get back to you?
Well, the entire point of what we're doing is that you give us the impression you
want to brush charges.
We're gonna come back and say, no, we have to let her go.
No, let's do it.
They can always change their mind and have the charges drop later.
They can, yeah.
They can always change their mind they got the charges dropped later.
If you're on your, if you being the representative,
once you press start on their behalf, they can change their mind later.
Otherwise, you can't say no and we can release her.
I mean it's the question.
What do you think we should do then?
I cannot give you legal advice.
Yeah, I would be useful to anyone.
I would be useful for the resistance charges.
I'm damaged.
Well that's on you guys, that's what I'm saying.
Even if you don't know there's a fair man through right now, you are the representative.
You can say yes to right now, if they change their minds.
the state of trimmings office will be contacting the regardless and they will take them like that
okay put your hand behind your back
break my wrist stand up my foot break my wrist i'm breaking no risk
break my no no no break my arm
again
come out come out
let's just wait for the wrap
i said no right
oh you're gonna
I said no, right? I'll follow them up.
What's up? I'll follow them up. Get the f**k away from me.
Get the f**k away from me.
Yeah, where's the rap though?
They need the rap though.
Ma'am, you really need to stop resisting.
Nope.
Oh.
you have a solid battery on the police officer congratulations awesome
we're good there we're good we have a wrinkles tightened up pull over over the grass yep
pull a bit we're good
she's she's filming
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This suspect Ashley was charged with felony escape felony resisting your violence felony battery on a law enforcement officer providing false
identification for giving the wrong last name threats to law enforcement burglary of
an unoccupied dwelling felony threats to a public servant larceny and trespassing by
adverse possession without notice there are no records indicating she filed any lawsuits
against the involved officers or the property owners court records indicate she pleaded not
guilty bonded out and has since stopped showing up to court and her bond has since
been forfeited she is presumed innocent unless proven guilty in a court of law
now florida takes seven straight years of living on the property and paying the taxes
Hold on, how many years?
Now Florida, it takes seven straight years of living on a property and paying the taxes before you could even try to make that claim.
And this wasn't that, not even close.
You know, it gets people jammed up fast, confidence build on something they don't f***.
Seven years of doing all that.
Not just, not just filing and being in it.
Seven years of doing all that.
Code blue is crazy.
Code blue can.
Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Which one? Is it the one?
It's long.
Oh, you mean this one?
But it accelerated to well over 100 miles per hour hinting at the absolute mayhem that would quickly follow
Yeah, window 10th. Yeah, I would say that that's what I say
Send it when those equals guilty
There's no reason to defend it, there's no reason to...
bird shit on the windshield
don't how many spins what is going on
oh my god bro stop
I know it's all the one by one but still though.
Oh, it's not the POV that I get it.
So what is that, is that a Nissan?
G37
G35
The last six feet
Come on!
Well, this is dangerous!
Oh my!
Chaeyours blowing over because of the sirens!
Oh my!
Uh...
Oh my!
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get you in my truck I need to pack my truck up out of the road.
Oh no.
Come on, hop up in there.
No, you may not.
You done ran.
Come on, hop up in there.
Listen, here's the thing.
I'm either going to put you up in there or...
No, it was me, it was me, Chou, but also...
But I gotta get my truck.
They had enough offers on them that they didn't need the dog to go in.
I mean, come on, bruh.
I guess you're coming over but I mean
I mean fuck them but I mean you think you're better they should do better I feel like they
I think I'm better.
I thought you were going to keep going.
No, they sent him there.
Even when he attacked on me, he told me to go by the car.
Please bro, my arm, I don't want my shit to be paralyzed bro, please can I help you?
I don't want to be paralyzed.
Come on man, my shit hurts bro, I can't barely move it man, come on help me, can I just
get out and stretch it bro, please I don't want it to be stuck.
Come on man, please help me, help me, help me.
Come on, I ripped the muscle and shit, no?
Come on, come on, come on man, just help me out bro, please, can I have these stretch it, can I stand up?
It's a good training, look at me.
Come on man, please bro.
Isaiah, look at me.
Come on man, can I get help bro?
The suspect identified as 23 year old Isaiah Kali was transported to a local
hospital and cleared for booking at Escambia County Jail.
A search of his vehicle yielded a duffel bag in the front seat of Isaiah's vehicle containing
a bag of 6.6 grams of marijuana, a Glock, an AK-style rifle, a drum-style magazine for
the AK, and 110 rounds of 7.62 ammo.
Multiple other boxes of ammunition were also found throughout the vehicle.
Isaiah was charged with felony fleeing with disregard to safety, possession of marijuana
less than 20 grams resisting arrest without violence leaving the scene of an accident and reckless
driving the charge of reckless driving was later dropped a judge said his bond for each count which
totaled $65,000 is a was released on bond and his case was working through the system when he
was arrested again on December 4th 2023 this time for murder and attempted murder according to the
arrest report is a and his brother allegedly met a group of three men to buy an ounce of
marijuana. During the transaction, Isaiah grabbed the weed and ran while the victims gave chase.
After the victims rounded a corner, gunfire erupted, leaving one person in the group dead from gunshot
wounds. Isaiah also bragged about being internet famous due to running from the cops and being
bit by a canine. Isaiah and his 18-year-old brother who was accused of firing the shots were
both arrested and are currently awaiting trial without bond. Isaiah Colley is innocent,
unless proven guilty in a court of law.
Uhhh...
Let's just see what the blue light's brought on.
It was also super cool!
But you can't hear the talking on the sleep!
So many diesel-visors and they get them out on bond...
They say it's like...
Nothing? I mean, it's brain dead, no?
Joe, what are they doing?
Joe, what are they doing?
Haven't had much time to watch since graduating college.
When it came to this, it got married,
and getting a big guy job.
Glad to have caught this one. Two days ago. QCL.
I want it. This one. Soy-Soy Scream.
You don't want one of it? I don't want to.
Um...
This one?
Uh, no violence, so they rarely hold it. Maybe I was pretty violent. Did you ask me?
in Waukegan, Illinois at a Lulu lemon store.
Lake County officers are dispatched
for a possible shoplifting suspect.
Little did they know, their investigation
would just get weirder and weirder.
Can you tell me your name, man?
Shikia, F-H-E-A-Y-A.
What's the problem?
All right, I got to see your driver's license.
We're going to have you go in the car?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Don't close the door.
Don't close the door.
OK.
Hit me.
That's battery of peace officer.
Step out.
I'm not.
OK.
Just grab your purse.
Step out of the vehicle.
I'm going to step out of the vehicle, ma'am.
I'm not going to ask you again.
OK.
Step out.
OK.
Step out of the car.
Actually, can you check?
Can I check in on?
Give me the car keys.
You're going to give me the car keys.
You're not getting back in the vehicle.
OK.
Can you check in on me?
There's clothes in here with tag on it, so.
There you go.
Can you tell me your full name?
Shakira.
Give me one second.
I'll be with you.
OK.
That's it.
I just need you to relax, okay?
Listen, listen.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
I just need, I'm just going to run this, okay?
We've gotten a lot of complaints from this store about thefts, okay?
The vehicle matches the description of the vehicle that's been constantly
across this place, okay?
Yes, ma'am. Listen, listen.
There's a couple things we have to verify first.
I'll verify that it's you and then we'll kind of go from there, okay?
Oh, it's holding the fat together.
It's not in the same skin tone, I mean, that's troll, look.
What?
That's part. I didn't need more things.
You didn't think?
No.
You got any other kind of identification on you by chance?
No.
No? This is it?
Because you understand this identification card, right?
Same driver's license.
It's that identification card.
Oh.
I thought it was meant to look like it was normal.
It's all that useful.
It's all that useful.
Ma'am, we have to kind of ask you these questions first.
Okay, because there's a lot of implications to what can and cannot happen, you know what I mean?
That's why we have to run our course and why we approach you the matter that we did, okay?
This is an identification card. This is not a driver's license. You're aware of that, right?
Yeah.
You understand that it's an ID card, not a driver's license. And you drove here.
Yes.
Okay, you understand how none of this is making sense to us?
You don't have a driver's license, you drove here, you parked in the handicapped spot.
I'm off, I'll just apologize.
I mean, it's not something you'll apologize, we're just trying to understand the train
of thought.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm just trying to go and out and that's it.
I'm letting you know right now, at the moment you're detained, okay?
You're not free to go.
Okay.
And I need you to understand that.
Okay.
Okay.
Because if you had decided to start the vehicle and drive off.
Also, what?
After the out right here.
I'm going to drive off.
Because you were trying to get into the vehicle, you know what I mean?
That's not the weirdo, objectifying.
That's not being weird and objectifying.
You have to sit inside the vehicle for that.
Right.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Just give us a second.
Oh, no, but I'm not going to do a fucking rack radio.
That's weird.
Because you have an ongoing active investigation
regarding the Lululemon.
This vehicle that matches the exact same description.
What is it?
That's the exact same as mine.
It's the vehicle.
It's the vehicle.
It's the vehicle in question.
OK, but that's not my vehicle.
That's not my vehicle.
I understand that.
So is it?
Go on, man, we won't accept that.
Blame Sabin in a chat.
Look at his logs, then.
He kept pricking me about it.
You never seen a movie like that.
That's the reason why you had to get to down there, right?
Huh.
See how they'll see you, don't they?
Yeah, I could see down my bike all the way south.
Does something say we're attached to the command post?
Anything else on that?
Chad, I didn't even be able to wash these ones because of the imagery.
The officer now goes inside the Lulu Lemon
and is able to get a picture of the shoplifter from employees.
He then returns outside to the suspect
to use the picture to ID her.
All right, ma'am.
So?
They come down here.
I'll be at the same.
Yeah, that's her.
Yeah, that's definitely her.
We got this one.
I'm not going to wear a costume.
Yeah, it's a positive.
It's a positive.
It's late tonight.
Ma'am, I need you to step over here, please.
I need you to step over here.
I'm going to call the rest before me.
You just put this in here.
Please.
Huh?
You're fast.
You're detained at this moment.
I want you to understand the whole thing.
You're having something there.
What state is this?
We're going to stand up.
I'm not going to ask you to check that out, stand up, I'm not going to ask you to check
that out, I'm not going to work with you on that, stand up, stand up ma'am, I'm not
going to ask you again, turn around, dude, yo, yo, turn around right now, I'm facing
back a little bit so I can shut the door
he's in a good attack
Turn over. Turn over. Turn over. Turn over. Can you help me out? Turn over.
Listen, I'm telling you, it's gonna hurt a lot more if you turn over.
It's gonna be a lot easier for you if you just sit up.
I'll have you sit down here, but you are detained, okay?
Okay, I'm going to...
You'd be cool with me, right?
Listen, can I pull this up? Listen, I'm just... Listen, you can look, right?
You'll pull that up? Yes, I'm just...
Hold it up. Just pull that up.
Just pull that up. I'm talking about this.
Pull this up. Listen, okay.
Pull that up.
You see?
Okay, pull this... pull this back up.
Oh my God.
You'd be cool with me, right?
Yes. Okay.
It's not any acting crazy.
Continue that.
Pull your pants up.
Pull your pants up.
Pull your pants up.
Yes, pull it up.
You're not making it easy for yourself.
You're really not.
You're really not.
We know who you are, man.
So, direct, you're up.
What are you talking about?
Where are you at?
You have multiple, multiple-
Are you able to set up?
You're able to set up?
Yes.
Say that.
You're not set up.
Say that.
You're not set up for us, nothing.
Put your hands behind your back.
I'm not going to ask you that.
We can continue, right?
Yes.
And continue that.
Continue that way.
Right?
Why do you want to do the small center body?
I'm trying to I'm trying to you're not letting me give you your hand you're not
when you get your hand so you please let this go I'm trying to tell what is the
Is it fashion?
Yeah, it is so nice.
This suspect, whose real name is Khadija Terry, has an extensive criminal history involving multiple retail thefts and fraud cases.
In 2015, when she was 21 years old, Khadija attempted to use fraudulent gift cards at a Walgreens in Indiana.
When police were called to the Walgreens, they found 32 mastercard and Visa gift cards in her purse before being brought in for questioning.
Khadija told police she was pregnant and experiencing pain, so she needed to go to the hospital.
However, on the way to the hospital, she jumped out of the ambulance.
When medics and police restrained her, she allegedly struck an officer in the process.
She later was determined to not be pregnant and was charged with felony fraud, felony battery, felony identity deception, and resisting.
She took a plea deal, pleading guilty to fraud while all other charges were dismissed and was sentenced to 270 days in jail.
Then in 2017, Khadija allegedly attempted to shoplift $1,140 worth of merchandise at a Dick's Sporting Goods in Indiana.
When police arrived, she reportedly fled in a stolen vehicle and then allegedly tried to run over police officers and rammed a squad.
She was then charged with two counts of felony attempted murder, three counts of resisting law enforcement,
felony attempted theft and two counts of felony attempted battery with a deadly weapon she took a plea deal pleading guilty to one count of
resisting and both counts of attempted battery with a deadly weapon while all other charges were dismissed she was then sentenced to seven years in
prison exactly seven years later in July 2024 when she was released the incident in this body cam footage took place in Illinois for this
incident she was charged with two counts of resisting a peace officer attempted to kill theft unlawful use of identification
obstruction of identification unauthorized use of handicapped parking and operating well that was debatable
That one is debatable.
To know valid driver's license for over six months,
then just four months after this incident in November 2024,
Khadija was allegedly involved in yet another retail theft incident at a mall in Illinois.
She clearly suffers from some type of ailment and being a few of them at least.
Officers then removed her from the Audi and after being transported to a nearby hospital,
she allegedly caused approximately $7,000 worth of damage to a hospital bed.
A short clip from this incident details her attitude when police attempt to get her out
of the vehicle you're under arrest in my car and then we flooded and you
cross the road ready
so she was subsequently charged with two counts of felony aggravated
fuel how many chances are damaged to property resisting driving with a
suspended license improper turn and failure to signal in a motor vehicle
She took a plea deal, pleading guilty to one count of aggravated fleeing and eluding while all other charges were dismissed.
She was sentenced to 30 months in prison.
You notice the way she just casually strolls past those officers as soon as they meet contact?
30 times.
That's not confusion, that's experience. That's someone hoping confidence buys time because of quick, quiet getaway.
Jesus.
No.
I'll watch the one somewhere at the time.
Hey, we're checked!
Check what about some games?
Ah
The sauna all of
The editor of don't know we tried to go to the sauna right Maui was sitting there legs wide open arms wide open
Full naked and he was like
Guys, no right now. No right now. This one is busy. What the fuck?
I
Didn't do that. I but if you did I would say if you did I would say
We tried to go to the sauna
lsp lsp lsp lsp lsp lsp lsp lsp lsp
All sitting on the table
Yeah, you know chair mr. XQC talking about life
They are locked in bro on a personal level. I saw one of the Falcons players not gonna name any names
sitting Zolo. I was like, where's your team? And he was telling me, now they're coming maybe later on,
maybe later on. Bro, and that's not true, that's not true. Dona was like, yeah, they're all eating
separate. What are we doing boys? Like us? Are we not gonna team bond a little bit bro?
Breakfast. The most important thing right after waking up bro, you don't want to see your teammates.
That's crazy to me bro, I'm not even joking. Navi, the only team that was sitting together bro,
fucking eating together. Vitality probably as well. Vitality, they're always like together.
Yesterday we hopped into the hotel bro. There was vitality all coming together inside,
all coming together. They were going for teamwork. They're locked bro, they're locked.
It was sad to see bro the fucking scars off. Um, Sabin here. I said yes, I was caught.
Do I take my players? Perhaps not. Sabin a real rule.
But going forward I respect that you will not objectify big babeloons anymore.
So I will follow your example and do the same. Court.
Uh, I've never heard of this unspoken rule, brother.
And...
...dearious, where does your mind go when an artist disappoints you on a project?
Now I'm not talking about the general...
Who would like this?
I mean, what do you think?
Yeah, I think it's dead.
Oh shit. I can't hear shit. What do you mean?
Excuse me, when are you going to finish Jump King, little bro?
I thought you were the game in Goblin, little bro.
Um, huh?
So, what is wrong with everybody? Why is it doing all that?
So, why is it doing all that?
Um, is already dead?
I don't give a shit.
How's that gonna get any better?
I hate this weird, like, defense that people put up with it.
Like, how's that any better?
Kidding?
Y'all can say this is dick stuff.
Y'all can say this is glaze.
Y'all can say whatever you want.
When I say this, I'm not rage-vating.
I truly mean it.
I would rather hop in my car and put on Blackboy Max's new album than this new Kanye album.
I put that on God. I'm so serious. I like like I'm so serious.
Max has dropped two better albums than the last two Kanye albums and that's facts. I don't care.
Well, I mean, I mean, it's awful, but that's not I mean, maybe he likes pvm shit that much.
um yeah um anyway okay
what what is that i don't know what that means
huh
i don't get it
Who's Sam?
He's throwing a gas pizza!
The vector of the original series.
oh I get it because it was obvious I get it I get it it's because I understand
it all right what is this is any good I'm gonna play this yeah I'm gonna play
I mean, uh, we were some games though. We were some games though. Yeah
All right
Chow chow any any new good games we could play
Maybe playing some good games
Yeah, she's been playing the good old Relavals.
What a fucking shot that was.
Oh no, is he dead?
She said no to one of the questions. Probably didn't know where you were at, and maybe.
Um, anyway.
Scary.
Chad, what can we play? Chad, I'm about to um...
Jack, I want to listen to Switch games.
Jack, maybe a little bit of online would be one in...
Oh, we can just do an MK, yeah?
Let me just check maybe if he wants to play some video games today.
Yo, what's up?
I hate X, he's such a... Oh, what's up, X?
would be sick. Yo. Yo it up. I heard that. I know, I was watching your stream. That really
hurt my feelings, by the way. Good. I'm glad that you have feelings. I thought you were
dead inside to begin with, so I'm glad that you have something left. Yeah, I have something
left here. I mean, you run the most of it, but there's some that I got left there.
Yeah, we're watching your stream in the pool together, because we're friends.
Well guys, if you guys didn't want to do anything, I was going to play, I was going
to do a little bit of the game that I played with just the last time, just to show you
how it's done.
Because I was going easy on you, right?
When I go online, I smoke everybody.
Like, I go steam.
The clubhouse games, I go on those ones, and I'll have like a 50 game win streak
of all the games combined.
How's it going?
Oh, you're talking about, you're talking about the Switch?
Yeah, yeah, the Clubhouse games, yeah.
Oh, I don't even, I didn't get the Switch.
No, no, no, I know.
I was gonna do that myself.
Like, um...
You know what I mean?
What the hell, you're gonna practice and scrim the Clubhouse games?
Okay, that's Loki cringe.
What?
That's cringe.
Yeah, what are you gonna practice?
You're gonna talk about it.
I've been scrimming that for years.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Brother, if you go and practice, that is actually just some snake shit, right?
It's too big!
I've been playing this shit for years!
Yes?
Yeah, stop!
No, no, no, bro, I wanna go and beat you.
Were you practicing the fucking darts?
Yoooooo!
You motherfucker!
You knew the darts before we played the darts!
Well, uh...
PGA Tour?
Yeah, uh...
What?
Ex, is your hair sponsored by McDonald's?
Oh, no, why?
I don't know.
Just asking.
What are you doing about that, chat?
chat what do I mean by this
tell me a chat know what I mean by this
yo
by the way good IRO stream X I was watching this
good content yeah no we had a lot of fun doing it right
literally amazing yeah it's the most fun I've had in years
like in it clears for years and it clears in them
literally in tears fully yo
Yeah, and I didn't know you could cook like that. Honestly, I thought you did it
The washing the potatoes was questionable, but the cooking actually to know
Bro, I always I always put it put my visuals in a sink and I put some soap on it. Yeah, the soaps are ridiculous like
Yeah, I didn't even know that until way later
It's not a clip. I can't believe I ate a soaked potato like and you didn't even just do like the normal soap
That shit's like the the super degreaser spray stuff that like
99.9% bacteria
Good minerals
Well, that you wash it be but I think peeling
When you cook them all the bacteria goes away, right?
So you don't want to add soap because then say you don't get all the soap off and then you put it into the meal
Then you're like cooking soap, you know, I mean like you're gonna heat it and everything
Yeah, but I peeled it though. I
I
Do it for like content or you being serious? Yes, you like no no normally I have a basket
Oh, I put a basket down
I put all the visuals in it. I put some soap in it and then I let the water over over there
That explains that explains a lot looks so pain what I will say I threw and how I threw was I
should have recognized that like I
Don't know like the asparagus was such a massive threat
I should have just went like carrots or something, but another throw was I should have done purple
mashed potatoes instead of just the potatoes and I didn't even try a potato.
So I should have like took my butter with the garlic powder, the salt and like made like
this crazy mashed potato and then it would have cleared.
But no joke, your burger was tasty, but it was missing a tomato for me.
Yeah, but it all, yeah, low key.
Something I kind of forgot.
I was, I took the juice, right?
At the bottom of the pan and then put it
on the burger a little bit, put it on the burger.
Yeah, you gave it to me, remember?
I put it in my asparagus.
Yeah, that juice, I think kind of helps the burger.
What do you know?
Also, if you caramelize the onions
instead of putting it raw,
because you didn't use red onion.
Red onion is a little bit sweeter and softer.
The red onion on burgers is a no-no,
is a no-no, no-no, that's awful.
I'm just saying, no, when I say,
when it comes to eating onions,
eating raw red onion is a little bit lighter on you
than white onions.
White onions are better for caramelization,
and you would have got a nice sort of
a sweet caramelization taste on your burger.
In my personal experience, red onions are more acidic.
Yeah, but see, of course,
that's why I disagree with that thing.
You know, red onions are good for salads, raw.
They're softer.
Yeah, but because I think it adds like an acidity though.
Like, I think that onion he has is like pretty much the most mild onion.
Yeah, if he caramelized, if he caramelized those onions, and then-
Yeah, he's wrong, right?
He's wrong!
And then you put cheese on there, and then you put a little bit of water, and then
you cover up the pan, and then it melts the, steams, and then melts the cheese
up there perfectly.
That's what you want to do there.
I know, but onions are more for salads and shit, and other shit is boring.
We need to go back to our...
Mark, I do remember, I mean, I love raw onions, but doesn't onions, like, they, like, absorb bad stuff?
So, when you get onions, if you're gonna eat them, you gotta, like, eat it, like, quick.
Kind of thing, because they're kind of like an air sponge.
Mmm.
Onions can be stored in a cold storage, not cold, like a salad storage, dry storage, all through the winter.
They're very good.
The same with potatoes.
You can store them all winter.
So they can't be in a dry sort of dark area,
so they can't germinate and grow whatever you want to call it.
He's really practicing.
No, no, no, no.
If you guys don't do it, I'll do it over.
We can put some games.
No, no, no, no.
Go ahead.
No, dear thing.
I'm 100%.
It's just low key.
Oh, right?
Mario Tennis, they said that.
I have to get the switch too, I'll buy it right now, but it'll come tomorrow, I'll buy it right now though, so don't forget.
Wait, wait, I don't know.
Bro, I tried buying it at Target, but it just literally took forever.
Is there an OLED version?
Was it already OLED?
Wait, yeah, but all of the video, this is on now?
No, no, no, there's the games together. I guess I was doing this in the background while they were shooting.
No, no, I've been playing games all diddly darn day.
I'm done, I can watch you for a bit.
I'm so down.
Do this right now, but let me throw some things at you.
So for one, Billy went into the RLcraft server, right?
And remember how we needed a villager slot machine
kind of thing?
Yeah.
He built like the craziest thing I've ever seen.
Really?
Yeah, like it's an automated cart thing that like you go and do it if you get one that you like
You click a button and it stores them in a jail. What?
Yeah, so I have so far I've done advanced protection. I have been there in the jail
Advanced mending. I could not find sharpness yet sharpness has been taking me forever
But what's crazy is I found the sharpness when I first was digging it and that's how we just died
Hmm
It sounded like you're rapping so I just put the
When all when all
So so pain
you just go
shut up!
I didn't think I would go against him
hold on
oh my god this guy's locked in
he's actually good
can you screen share it please
yep
hold on I'm just going to finish the set first
yep
what's the vibe on chat that you guys went all across to?
holy holy
thank you thank you alright imma do some video game research shall we
How did you miss? How does the game miss that though?
You like that?
It's value inside of your body. It is in the middle of the box. It's empty. Wow.
This guy's like 8.
I'm rocking no shit right now. Lock him.
Oh!
Come on.
He can even react to that.
Oh my god. What a shot.
Thank you.
A chipper.
Yeah, you are not reacting to that no way you're gonna get there. Yeah. Oh my god. I
Know we should play today. I found it
You just shoot him
Yeah, he's got your sword.
Break his little legs.
Five.
Lock in, son.
No!
Yeah, you set him up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't know.
Pass it to him again, careful.
What?
Nah, son.
How did he miss that?
Son.
game set match to the fuck out of my game and your trash
for some of these games I took it to his kids
okay what he is he's trash
what was the hard one you're the one with a mustache
that looks interesting the card mustache ace name yeah that one
why because it's not one of those physical games that you got to lock in for
what's it do
i don't lose in any of these games of it any of the games men
grounded yeah i was looking at it i i didn't even know they made it grounded
I thought they didn't finish the first one won't be like my trippin
Was not the first one like super not done
Right looking but the best all is to tell is it's not me. Thanks. It's not me. Let's say lippy
XK look it. Are you XQC?
I saw right now the list is dark water and fall guys, but I'm looking for more games right now. Oh my god, this is fast
Uh oh.
Bing.
Play that line.
Bang! Bang!
Rewind 99.
What is that?
Bang!
Oh my god. Okay.
This guy's stirring.
Okay.
Wait!
What?
Comedian predictions? Comedian predicts?
Yeah. Muzzy prepares the job.
Yeah.
Cause I'm...
I could be making money here.
Bang!
Snipe!
Bing!
This guy is so ass.
XQCL.
I'm not playing that one.
Are we 44?
Wait!
Wait!
What?
What game?
What?
No, you can't do not list this guy because he's like-
this guy because he's like...
You went over the line, did he?
Fly, what is fly?
Don't score on yourself.
Oh, X!
Stop doing that, you've done that twice now.
Oh!
Bang!
changing up your playstyle because you're scared
fucking
nine
yes
wait what's the score two
it's over
oh my god
too bad
by Felipe
by Felicia
like there's no no no game that loses game like i win in every single game sixty
seven of asking you to play many
watch it one at a time
this one is the
it's not a real game
this one i lose this one sometimes
it's not a real game
what did i don't know say
blame an evil, evil two total war.
Bing.
So what?
Rebound is found if the servers aren't good.
What's this?
A worms thrown worms on the list.
Worms.
Lock in.
Yeah, I'm making a little list here.
You might fly off the rails if you get too fast, right? Yeah, yeah, of course. Yep. Once would be amazing with Greek. Oh, God
Okay, I didn't get the rest in
Presses class classic Mario Kart sniper classic
Oh, no, you'll see, nice, that's impossible.
Oh, he's baiting you.
This guy's a sweat.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I got a hitter!
But yeah, yeah, yeah, rare a hitter is in this game.
Yo, I don't know, we'll see when he plays.
Well, I should get the ball, I got a mess.
Why would you strike that?
Wait, play Monopoly Smile, hi Jesse.
Stop striking that!
Oh, true.
Monopoly with strain now.
It must be with joy.
This guy's a bitch.
Nice!
Oh.
Holy soap, soap reaction.
Soap reactions.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
If not then, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
This is the most exciting ever game.
Then I guess I will have won from Greek.
Thanks.
Wait.
I was mentioned.
What is there any games you are actually good at?
I was in a jamming.
Hold that.
You baited about so hard.
What's he doing?
He's, he's, he's one.
It's one of the months of Q's succumbed excusial.
I mean if you're gonna snipe, at least be good.
Ha ha ha ha!
He did even snipe!
He did even swing!
Nice slide, that was a good try.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
actually a good reaction no no wait this guy's cheeks okay okay look it look it
lucky next nice oh what way so lucky
budge I have a list I have a list of we're good
dude he's doing obvious ones come on eggs you know the big you I mean I had
the angle is that's a ball if I don't
That's us.
What?
Copy.
Nice reaction with that amount of...
Myyya!
Buh.
The glove guest you got brain washed by them.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was so lucky.
This guy's hitting them!
He got you of your own trick, then.
Oh, you need to, I think you need to go more to the right a little bit.
He's adapting. No, he's downloading you.
Oh, see, he doesn't even bother cooking, does that?
She's downloaded your whole system.
Oh, wait, oh, nice.
I can't even comment because I don't know how hard this is, but I feel like just-
It's the impossible.
Every game is a zero-zero.
Yeah, he's got good OC reaction, so you might be good at this.
Oh yeah, you're owned in this, by the way.
You can practice all you want.
Like I'm imagining I'm the guy and I'm striking like I'm doing my trigger.
Oh my god, that was a nice one.
It had a turtle on it.
Oh, you're so lucky.
Yeah, I was actually lucky.
Oh!
He's hitting them.
Beat him out of it at least.
In real baseball, can the guys sit there and do this?
Oh, I mean that like just like faking it out over and over again. Oh, I don't know how that works actually
No, you can do delayed throws can't you you can throw it but you can do like a fastball or a slowball
It's caught it's a bulk it's a free base if you do that
project some boy jesse classic okay yeah we do one boy and then we go with the team
games watch this watch this I'll show you what flows flows stay as you would it looks
like that I mean I downloaded this right no no no but that that was just me just
just tore my game and nothing well.
Flow still, this is insane.
Actually practicing chat, like this is just...
I mean, he probably plays off-screen.
This is crazy.
Well, we should play him in golf.
PGA, yeah, I don't know.
PGA was kind of, is like one of those,
We'd have to have a podcast, essentially,
because that's literally what it is, like a podcast game.
Hi, chat.
Hi, guy.
Thank you, whatever.
I thought it was good.
Had a really tough month.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle or not?
God, game of the-
I lost, I lost, I lost, I lost.
I'm doing a back spin.
Man.
Ah
Get get all the practice you can because we're IRL golf are bowling soon you're gonna need it trust me
Just just watch just watch
In a month? No, probably next week.
Not bad, honestly.
It's a straight shot though. I don't deserve it. It's okay then
Yeah
But he can't be much of a he can't be much of a from where they're going to this
Fuck survival evolved server would be really cool. I
Don't try to put spin on it. No, no, no, you don't get it. Don't get it. Don't get it
bro you're trying to be extra like who do you think you know you can listen on
the screen why I curved it and it didn't curve it it's a little bug it's
literally buggy you're curving it with your hand but your body's going the other
way though so maybe it's I know because your body is already like kind of
Yo yo buddy, buddy, the game, the, the, the censor is different than the other game.
This guy's fucking rolling your shit.
Alright, you'll see it later.
Or if you're gonna cope, then get the original Wii with the Wii Modes.
And then get Wii Sports.
Ready?
Oh!
Hold up!
Hold up, that spin was kinda crazy.
It's because this game's more about motion and not about like the ending of the finish.
You need to get Wii Sports and you need to get guitar hero set up.
Imagine a guitar hero stream spot.
Oh, you're moving.
Brother.
Oh my lord.
See.
He tried to be you, bro.
No, no, no.
If you guys, he goes too much to the right.
Trust me, I know.
Trust me.
Wait, I can't wait to get the clear.
Oh my god.
Wait, you're winnable.
Alright, here we go.
Oh my god.
Not bad, not bad.
No, it didn't!
Fuck! Fuck!
No!
Ain't it?
I didn't do the thing like that!
Wait, you get still...
...locking.
watch this heavy strike heavy strike middle for left strafer watch this in
between the legs good luck
Oh my god. Nice try. Nice try. That's close. They are lost. They are lost. That's an easy
spare though. Yeah.
Lol. Rest him. We good.
No way. Every match. Every match. Every match. Every match. Every match. Every match.
Sorry. He's screen shot and not ascended into the boys. That's for sure. You low key
He suck at bowling
So you don't want to play golf then my grandma's better than you
Me and Jesse played it today, and it was so fun
I'm just letting you know by the way Greek was shit talking us and golf so much that I told him that he should just go
IRL string solo and go play because he really is talking
It's that easy yeah, yeah, he actually thinks it's easy like bro go golfing and then come back
Alone and just get balls into like that at this that's so fun
It is though
Okay, and then just come to Florida like okay lock in
See tomorrow, bitch. Sure
It's expensive. It's 3k. I need to have a clear line
Can you even pick up the real bowling bowl?
Money's not a thing, bro.
Okay.
How long would I...
No, see! The new console is bad!
Bro, the new console, the limited edition of Late Hits, it doesn't do it. I'm over it.
Ah, so bad, so boring.
I'm over it, it's Mexican, Mexican.
Like a week, Greg. Like one good week over here and we just do a bunch of shit. That'd be fucking fire.
Maybe I'm like, come over here in like two weeks, bro.
Double.
Ah!
Strike!
Turkey!
Turkey!
Wait, Preston is kind of cooking your shit right now.
No!
Oh man. Your pants need to be higher for optimal performance.
No, Xen-
Like, why do you do that though?
Because the game sucks.
Because I used to play the old game with the old Switch and it was better.
They ruined the game. They ruined it. They ruined it.
They ruined it. And you know what this guy is saying?
He's saying he had to do the thing.
I was sitting down with the rest of the bullshit.
What the fuck is a ham bone?
I've never even seen a ham bone.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm done. I'm done.
It's bugger! It's bugger! It's bugger!
Alright, if he strikes right here, we'll press him again.
terrible how in my prime I could go 10 games in a row without missing a single
show really
he hits this though
no oh
alien walk
bro again you have to find again
You have to be free.
Shit.
Brother.
Oh my god.
You left.
Bro.
Oh, you came back.
Come on.
Lock in.
I have a list you ready? Yeah, okay. Look up dark water
Oh next game. Oh, why? I need to read it. I read it on Eagle
um dark water on speed get your ego yeah it's kind of like a lethal company low
keys
maybe by that even like that all right let's do it
No, if I couldn't even take it, I wouldn't take for sure.
I never lost anything in my bedroom.
Alright, install that game.
Darkwater.
Um.
It's there.
I'm stolen.
Chat.
Sure bell, thanks.
I don't lose, I don't lose as well.
Well, he's not gonna kill you, he knows he loses this.
Or a
But this is a reskin of the game we played
By the way Greek X is an asshole in this game he learns every single angle and then he just spans
He doesn't like like what watch the X is an asshole in games. Yes. No, I can't believe
Look at this.
No way!
Oh, you guys, you had the bug with the controller?
I don't know if I saw the bug.
Oh, chat, chat, look, look, I'm clearly going right-sided.
Look at this shit!
It's so bad, it's so bad.
I'm not just joking, it's so bad.
Maybe need to, what's it called?
Re-calibrate.
I want to beat him, I want to beat him.
I want to beat him.
Do the calibration.
Too bad.
No, I think it's...
Because of how you rotate it,
it cooks you up.
When you cover it?
Yeah, calibration, yeah.
You also skip to controller firmware update which would have taken like 10 seconds get
ready for a stream of controller blaming long.
I'm so sure I'll win that I'll do what the hell is if I lose this seems oh this guy's
a man this guy means this game he was already in this he was waiting for an
I mean I'm not gonna bother with it I mean I'm known online that I
And it's basically a game.
You saw my name, it's like, I'm not gonna bother with it.
Like, I'm known of this, I'm known in the community of boxing.
Just watch, just watch when it doesn't give up.
Do a lot of people play this game, like, player-based worlds?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's that Nintendo, bro.
I would say there's probably like 5,000 20,000 at all times, maybe.
It's Nintendo, brother.
Nintendo's huge.
Oh my god, he's fucking you up.
Kill him. Kill him.
Oh my god, he's rocking your shit.
Oh, my block.
Bang!
Kill that boy.
Nah, we're always doing it.
We never do V1s, V1s, V1s, V1s.
I mean, he did the thing that we do.
I was not being focused.
He decided to begin with stuck-in and shit.
It's 1-0 right now. Come on, lock in.
You gotta do left punch when he's holding his right guard.
What do you say?
Cheezing.
15 seconds, come on.
You have to have won, though, you know.
Hey, 1-1.
Last one.
Battle of the Ages.
He's doing, like, delayed parries, like, so, like, the game thinks you're parrying,
but you're not.
Oh, you just...
Oh, my God!
Oh my god, you just rocked his shit.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh my god. You win. You close at the end!
Two-one. Two-one.
Alright, two-one. BF5.
Will-X, hold on to the title. Find out now. Let's get ready to rumble!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I was like, oh, my God.
How does he get a crit there?
How does he get a crit?
I don't get it.
Nah, because he's being a bitch.
He gives him a crit when he gets it.
It wasn't it was a late hit to it because it could on a late hit.
It's random.
The game is a randomizer for grits sometimes.
This is for all of the marbles.
I swear I'm not kidding it. I'm holding block and after reset it. That's why it's why I
Like the fifth the the fit trainer you said you're done
Why is it you're doing I don't get a game right and then when I won't be able to be he's a deal five
So I get this idea so in them
the battle of the ages people have been waiting for this
who will win feel like your arms gonna snap in real life
right lock in
kill that boy
winning oh oh my god
oh my god eggs
How is he still standing after that he got a shit wrong
Seven seconds of these bank deep
What you winning
That's not that that's literally bro, you can literally see they literally see it
You can literally see how it doesn't go down, brother. I'm doing this controller is so bad
It's so bad. You're talking as good as they always the only major skill
They just put the championship belt around Preston. No, I don't give you I don't give a shit. I'm gonna say that generally though
This is it's genuinely bad
But there you can see my arms go down and they don't go back up
I can't actually do it. It's so bad
Go look at the bottom you can literally you can literally see it you can really see the elbow down and it doesn't
Because it doesn't hold this good over is terrible
I never lose again ever
Oh my god, Evan's back
He loved he loved
I need to do something again and I actually get the other
That's
It looks you kind of went through your thing now
I trippin it looked like it did
this guy's like on this game all day or something. Holy shit.
Is there a sprint on this? Can you like sprint? No, you should do it on your side.
Okay. No, no, there's like nothing moving. It's why it's why serving is better.
1540.
1540, serving.
So bad, Evan.
Y'all again.
4040.
Two.
Eleven.
winner
Hey, Evan using the lag switch. I mean he's giving me a really nice low land. It's a strat though. It's a strat Black Ops or Mono Warfare strat. Classic.
Like of course that's riding on a low land.
I mean I don't lose a man I don't lose in tennis I don't lose
A good player will always go to distance like this game is a game about it. It's a typewriter gamer
Serve not serve or shit like that
Okay, yeah one mech out of game what only one the only one I thought we're gonna I thought we're gonna play some games
I'm gonna off this game
after this this one minigame
oh yeah oh yeah what's that?
why do you sound like you're rushed?
ah no no no
this game is just a filler
NO
you can do what you want mate
I have all the time in the world
mate
literally like I have all the time in the world
like just chill
like you play and like you have work at like
6 o'clock in the morning
yeah but I like to cycle to my games
No, not friends.
It's like that friend that only plays.
You wait all day for a game just for your friend to play for 30 minutes.
Currently on the plane.
We love watching your streams.
XQC.
And what your friend makes you buy a game at any place you like to go.
I bet.
Okay, this game's mode is that you want to get the beads in your corner
Man kalo aware
This puzzle takes really more more computing power in your brain it than any other game on earth
It's game kids game kids. This is it. This is generally possible
But I'm into by the way, so I'm on money
Oh, this is cool.
It's so hard.
Wait, you just...
Oh, I see it.
Then you're gonna ping ping.
Yup.
I lost.
I lost.
Oh, where is he going?
Where is he going?
Oh, nice.
Alright, that's Digit.
How's he gonna get back up now?
Um, okay.
You really lag switched the turtle game.
No, but I can get out of this one.
I could have gotten that one with this for sure.
Love the good mood and vibes tonight, Tex.
I swear.
Welcome to the jungle.
Oh, what was that noise?
Did they just think shit?
One, two, three.
All right.
Sorry guys, I just took a shit, I'll bring it back.
Admitting to practicing clubhouse games like Crazy and Loosing, 60% of the games is Crazy
and Co.
Let's get.
Um, I would make use of my seven here, right?
Two, three, four, five, oh, one, two, three, four.
Yeah.
How does this work?
You'll see. Watch this.
My brain started expanding last time
I was playing Super Mario Kart.
And, bye.
Just so you know.
This man-
Oh no, he gives us seven though!
This guy used to be pro.
Even if he was pro in the MC chicken game
and in the chicken game.
but then but then they did it they did it well how would you solve it is bad
it was over it is bro that that's a double decap me a maneuver you should
see that coming from the matter way
I
Yeah, can you hire a guy for your IRL stream just to hold a chat in front of us
Yeah
We need to get a I lost
You just get one of those like robots so I can just like join you
But we need to just get another one of a watch
John talking about I know the what yeah, like the ones that move around
Yeah, bro, if you figure out that watch out that's genius, but we need a massive watch like a watch
That's like a phone. Yeah, you need to get a
You need to get a basically it's a thing
I
Never go to sleep
Like a small phone you can sit that no, I have that but it wasn't work on her like a wrist strap
We have hundreds after that well I have to just get a new phone because my phone just dies in two seconds
The iPhone so that here's the thing never update your phones, bro
I swear I update my iPhone and it just fucking dies every time like it just gets destroyed
just don't update that shit and it makes sense it's because like your
firmware was set for a year and slowly they add more software that can't keep
up with the firm or the firmware can't keep up with the hardware but it's just
shit
This guy's a lot of the fuck out of me!
Okay, so why are we growling?
Hold on!
I'm stretching. I'll get rolled. Help me.
You're in like a huge spot here, you just win this, hella.
Hold on.
Oh my, my IRL friend just gifted you five subs.
I just saw that.
I've known him since I was nine years old.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me take.
I'm going to give me some beans.
hold on let me think I'm gonna for them to give me some of some beans and
Flashes. And then you have to play down there.
And then again, right?
And then again?
Okay.
That's fine.
And then again, I'm pretty sure.
50 a totally screw the last guy can be papi
The mess that's yep
Well, there's a joker.
Wait, it works.
Say on his side, see how it's empty.
Like, say there's an empty pocket.
If you put one stone into an empty pocket, you get everything they have above.
So you see that 11?
See how that's an empty pocket?
He puts one stone in the empty pocket. He gets all 11 of those and it goes into his trap
Okay, I lost
See like he put it into an empty. He got those two plus the one I lost
Yeah, he's never he's never yeah, it's why he's never yeah, you need to go right?
He's playing it's a classic. It's a classic. Okay
Did he win?
Yeah, so I had it I had the film on my phone out of delay, right?
I didn't want to get a chat about this all my father has a delay and it says
if they get an opinion he's playing with Brock oh you're playing with great yeah
which was severely embarrassing go again be a three
excuse me I'm calling off your game broski
I
Devon you're good brother this guy's a millionaire
Yeah, yeah, that's my
I'll be like tomorrow. I'm not millionaires
He's the guy I go to the gym with him. We go grocery shop. He's like my IRL like we got Trevor
He has a Tesla W Tesla
You're really answered by the way.
Jesse's on me all about you.
Yeah, this guy's just fucking, he's just a fucking gruff.
He's just so lame.
He's just so lame.
So fucking lame.
So, bitch ass.
Yeah, what's up?
Oh, you're talking to him.
And then he's gonna follow, isn't he?
I
Be a fighter I fucking hate this game, but he's using AI it's so boring
Even if you happen yeah, I
I think he just has a good strat. He's doing like he's dumping all of his pebbles into the end
And then he traps it on like one that you have to
There's no some shit while you play again, then any and then you get it like really stupid
See there you go, buddy. Oh
This is like a tic-tac-toe situation. Yep
it. You need it. You don't
missing it. You're missing
the patch. You know, I got him.
I got him. I got him. I got
him. I got him. I got him. I
got him. I got him. I got
I fucked up. Yeah, I knew it. I baited it. I baited into the eye and he did it.
I like the mask.
I call the mom in seven hours.
You're a waste of time.
What would you do that?
Che, what would you do that?
Hold on, I think.
So, I mean, let me think.
One, one, six, QCL.
Yeah, now you're using pebbles.
Now give me pebbles little buddy.
Now give me some fucking pebbles little buddy.
Watch this, no no.
You just win this right?
Yeah but watch it, watch it.
I prefer to do the one two.
Now do the one two.
Yeah
GG C1. No, okay
Hey, I don't think you want any more, can you?
I mean, I want to get to AI.
Are you saying this is literally a mom?
You think a mom is using AI?
Yeah.
Well, so he says, wait, hold on.
That was indeed AI.
Wow, really?
Hold on.
Let me look for that.
3-1, 3-1, 3-1, what?
Can you believe that you're on a play-doll today?
Whatever you want, but I think Darkwater would be nice to start.
Yeah, we can do that. Cool, guys.
I'll install Fall Guys as well.
Sure, I'm gonna play that show in a year as well.
in the K-Stone community they were getting mad because he was playing uh
he was playing Fall Guys too much people are getting upset about that
yeah i saw it on reddit like you know you go on reddit and you just get like suggested things
it was like a post like hundreds of likes it's like he just played Fall Guys for too long
yesterday and it makes me upset no way yeah that's like the biggest drama they
this community's had like for real that's literally the biggest case of
drama I like dude remember the four guys incident when he played it for like
four hours once in like two days now I didn't know how I got through this it's
actually so true he hasn't done nothing wrong
Yeah, no, he's not actually when.
Is that him?
Trying to earn it.
Oh my god.
That's not good.
That's not what you want.
180 180.
This and the bowling is probably the two best games that might be in on this.
Fuck.
And that's, that's not what I did, but okay.
180? I can do that.
Yeah, do it like the commentators.
No, no, say it like the commentators.
180.
I don't think you had it like that really
Don't shake too hard no
It's buggy it's buggy it's buggy again. Don't shake too hard see it's screaming at you. It's no buggy
I'm nervous. It's bugged. Nice. That's not him. I was pressing W. I don't I don't
I think I walked one of here. I think I walked, uh, let me do it. Let me think.
So, what it would be this way?
Got it.
And now I can finish the game in a minute and put it to 17.
It does the j-j-j-j sound that like, now listen up, here's a story.
Wait for it.
Out.
What is he doing? Why is he getting odd numbers when he says he's got it even?
What is DiddyBlood doing on the Calculator? It's blood. I'm dying.
You are so brain-rodded, bro.
Bang!
Bang, bang, bang.
That's what I do. This is what I do. This is what I do.
Person, any comments about that? It is the very final game.
Wait, can you do the one game with the rabbit?
It's it's it's it's it's okay. Well, I want to be rude. It's a solved game. It's solved
Yeah, I want to see if you solved it
It's like it's like it's like a chest and only four ponds and all you can do is a pond like you know me
Yeah, then it should be easy.
There he is, watch this.
That was the sawiest sneeze I have ever heard, Jesse.
Also bless you.
Thank you, but you've never listened to soda poppin' sneeze ever, though.
Is he gonna slide more because you've made like a sliding path?
No.
What the fuck was that, then?
He'll see.
What?
What's the tip of-
You think the physics of where you slide become less slidey because of the-
I just said that.
No, you're doing more slidey.
That's friction.
I just said that, Jesse.
You know what locked in, buddy?
Uh, W, your question for me.
Does everybody just ignore me?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
me. Does everybody just ignore me?
Like...
Bang!
Am I muddied?
What a mess that board is, holy.
It's because I got distracted because I made fun of my sneeze.
side to center.
Oh, no,
is the winner just whoever gets
it closest to the middle or
I saw I just, I just, I saw
Ivacc.
I'm not sure.
I didn't have.
I had to.
Ex-QC you play this game like a
guppy suffocating on land.
Also, also, he did what we call
online in the team of cheating.
First starter, you don't get to put the rock in front of the other guys rocker.
fucking disgusting as ever we hear today for some cozy rl crafts xxxx
You did the same to him. No, I'm not I'm gonna show you how wise looking
just
Me he outplayed it though immediately he got it out of the way not sure
Whole okay
All right, you guys are just trying to get it on me, yeah.
Come on, let's go.
Chat, have you but today, chat?
Make sure you but today, chat.
Buys important for mental health, buh.
Okay, so you're winning right after you're close.
Now he's winning.
Now you're winning.
No, I don't think that's how it works.
It actually has to be in the circle.
I think it's close as it swims.
uh-oh W Jesse Fred well you could have just knocked him out with one ball if
you rebound off that left one oh no I W attempt on the lag switch though I saw
that I saw that I mean you love the game you love the game if you like
switch for too long you get kicked out and you like it too long
he was built for me right yes he liked it too long he did the thing where he
holds a switch now on the modem
oh yeah he's done anyway what are you gonna do today
I don't want but I think dirt water would be Pog
it's a good one to start things off with what is it what what do you mean is
there to do in the dog is there so what's a bunch of guys at full I'm sure
there's new shit I mean I think there's abilities now really yeah dark water one
guys say no question mark
yeah it's quite a slot it's quite a slot
I've been going through a lot but your streams always make me happy
love you and Chatek's QCL
I just say we give it a try if we hate it we all do it for
I think I found the source of the thinking.
Alright, let me get all of this in Fall Guys so they can build another one.
Yeah, let me get Fall Guys as well.
Oh, I got them both.
I mean, we could 4th.
4th what?
It has four people.
Oh, rematch to be treated. Do you remember the word?
Yeah, that's soccer?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be sick, too.
Greg, you know he got banned for playing this game? Fall guys?
Yeah, I think it's something about the rich rivals thing.
Yeah.
It's a very controversial thing.
What he did is he, he held a beam.
Yeah.
So, yeah, fuck you.
Why don't you do that by the way?
That's what, honestly one of the most evil things you've ever done in your life is
holding the beam.
Wait, wait, there's mobbacks?
What do you mean by that?
Wait, thoughts on gooning in the shower.
Chet, Chet, there's Modpacks in the thing?
Armor reforger.
Gooning in the shower is an L because you end up wasting so much conditioner, right?
Uh, what?
My bad, never mind.
He said what?
Um...
The only con is that sometimes if you get a sticky sideways hit, and it hits like your
leg or whatever, that he will make it like fucking dry up and stick, and it's like hard
to get out.
No, it's just like it's constantly cleaning off the stuff, and you know what I mean, it's
like it's water, and you gotta like get out a little bit of the way of the water,
and you get like sweaty, and it's a con, it sucks.
I don't know.
I'll watch out.
What?
I don't know.
I know ball.
I'll just say that.
I know ball.
OK.
You are a ball.
Why'd you guys say that?
Honestly though, you typed on God.
Why'd you guys sign it after I called you a ball, Jess?
Are we really going to pretend?
We're just pretending as a whole.
Really?
Chat?
Chat?
Give me the ball, guys.
first please I I love all guys. Yeah, I'm down with all
that. See, we lost all guys. You know, I do too. I just I
like anything you like Mr. XQC. Really? Well, we know. I
just I know. This is this is fun. Oh my god. Anything that
involves skill with with the great thing is gonna be hard.
Dude, I'm so sick of you calling me a trash game. We can't
finisher fucking uh... came together because you're back
like it
i was going to try to have to do the fast-food simulator game that came out
it's like it's just a simulator game it's called fast-food simulator
uh... not payable for
i just want you to use like twenty games
in a row to like a random shape of the ice in it call me back
i'm gonna use it again okay
uh... well i mean is that it is just a shooting so you have to go
kb
we could play p uh... pj talk that i don't think
i don't know if you've ever heard about this is better a risk stream would be
so you don't get trained to petpluff
and like earlier we can't be interested in
yet
we have to talk to us like we have to have something that we're talking it's
like him playing deadlock
it's just for clicking buttons
and we're just waiting for the game to end essentially.
Something that books you in the game.
Um...
Played up and we played it before.
But yo, yo, with Greek though, I...
Bro, I like to play games that stick to it,
and yet, for Greek is not good enough at games.
Like, it's just ungodly.
Dude, why do you...
You are projecting so hard, first of all.
Second of all, stop saying that.
Do you understand me? I've been gaming longer than you.
Yeah, but you're...
any game your pro at was a guy that had auto aim, like you talk so much fucking shit.
He is right.
Great, great.
He didn't say anything.
Great, you fucking bitch-ass.
We can't even finish the game as they were toddlers because of you.
How's it just my fault? Jesse and you make equal mistakes.
No, I'm playing perfect.
That's just wrong, that's just wrong.
So both of you are perfect and it's all my fault. Classic.
Yes.
Fucking classic.
seven-hundred players in this game?
Yeah, you need like twenty there for a good game.
There's only seven-hundred players.
There's seven-hundred players and fall guys?
No, if any people play it on the pickings it's free.
Oh, okay.
And it's probably not counting console, there's probably a shit ton of console players.
You think so?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think there's cheaters.
Who the fuck cheats in this, man?
There's cheaters?
Bro, they got the zins with this?
No.
Loud.
Okay, we can only play a few games with those.
We're gonna get the case of boys, man.
Say we're playing so much.
True.
True.
True.
today? No? Okay. XQCL.
Please not unchained. Greek is going to come up with another word like dictionary again.
Okay, so it gives another word.
Yeah, I'm on live at Rio. That was a real donor.
Bite me.
I don't see you what would you play it?
I can't hear it down those anymore yeah I yeah that was uh wow
So where do we play with friends?
I invite you both
Isn't it like an F1 button or some weird shit?
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in a steamer.
Okay.
Join, uh, they bought, let me show this.
Jesse, your skin is disgusting.
No, that shit goes hard.
Let me change my skin.
Um, these, french fries.
Wait, I think a lot of my log did was when I cheated it, as a note.
No, he probably played it since, no shot.
I don't think so.
Look at me, I'm French, bros.
Okay, uh, knockout.
Okay, I'll go with this outfit.
Oh my god, I'm turtle.
guys I'm turtle I'm just gonna wear something light this time
oh my god look how cute I am is not how I'm turtle he is the original God
gamer so quit talking shit little up don't forget to pay me dickie we're
playing you love me there's good any place you fat ass I love you say you
You're the ranker, guys, can we play rank as a squad?
Squads, yeah.
Wait, did you just say ranked?
Ranked, squad, ranked!
What?
Yo, yo, just rank squad, we're about to smack everybody.
Locked.
Party to luck.
We have to do.
Oh, you gotta stall, too.
No way.
Yeah.
It says, wait, is this ranked?
Yeah, we can any play
This is what I said we can
Do you want to host them see if you can do it?
Che how?
And I can just crashed
W. Marks wants to play
as soon as I put the tail on my character, Moxie wants to join like of course.
Classic.
Moxie, you're gonna play a white.
Guys, why did I get a boomed?
We're shooting download dependencies.
Check, can you play rank?
Greg, why are you level 21 in this game?
I have moxie vertical
Cause...
Yep
21, 21, 21
I got him, I got him
I used to be the best in this game back in the day
Back in my day
Okay
Now how do we play an invited game please?
Yeah
Well, you should make the lobby because why yeah, I mean, I love it.
Yep.
Yeah.
It is back, baby.
Oh, you're so back.
I'm inviting people.
But he doesn't know all the money except I'm Vile GG.
I'm joining up and loading up the game X. I'm just gonna set your skin as trash and I'm saying this to you
Not in it like a toxic so fucking cringy we're gonna be grouping up together
No, but for grouping up like we got to look cool like that just doesn't look good
I'm just telling you how I didn't call my fries bad skin class your fries were great
Course I loaded up the game and I'm on epic games now. Yeah
Jesus
Is that all is it think I do have epic games because you only play like Marvel rivals, sir
Yeah, don't I just imagine set it on up
Yeah, that was way harder than what you had before
Like I was just looking out for you I'm not even trying to be toxic is just like
Like this oh if you walk out like that. Yeah, there's a Miku skinner
I might have to keep releasing shit in this game, that's here, that brawl of what?
Of course they had to Fortnite the shopper.
Classic.
Bro, where's Niku?
Blood thinks he's K-Soul playing Fall Guys.
Nah.
I was told even even at the same time that Jesus play I've played this in the past
What I don't know when as I was logging into it. I come on bro chat. I made up that message. Oh, okay
Bottom left is where's Miku
It's a limited see we can't do it anybody's got a code for that
Do I go at Star Lord or do I do?
Gaito Roboto well that not Gaito Roboto I don't think
Struller heard that what what about Dino Dino?
Moto Moto no no dino dino. Oh dino dino. Yeah, yeah. Oh
Dino would be cool if you're trying to look like shit. Yeah, actually annoying as fucking
What about the little flowers?
Do you like the flowers at all?
It's cute.
Do you have a Squidward?
word. You mean yellows? Oh, with the interior yellow. Oh, my God, so cute. But yeah, what
legs does this go with it?
Can you invite me now, man?
Yep.
Nice.
Oh my god, I have an R2-D2 skin.
Where's the invite through steam?
No, it's through, I see it though.
Invite you.
I see you, Jack.
You can get a plant plotter for the legs, a plant.
Nice outfit, Moxie.
W.
Thank you.
Where's the plant plotter?
All right, start the game, Alex.
All right.
Good luck, guys.
We need a lock-in now.
Look at my bottoms, Alex.
That's what you need.
What I've got on my bottoms.
Oh, flower pot.
Yeah.
Wait, what, it shot me?
I don't know how I got it. I think it's just in my bottoms in that my outfits
It's a free one
Well, let me check third row third row down third row. I'm not so cute right now though
No, yeah, you look really cute like a grandma going to sleep or something
You look like you have a bunch of eggs on you. We cannot play ranked as a squad
What?
Can you see me that I'm spinning around?
Was that just on my screen?
Why don't they have it ranked?
Jesse, can you see me spinning around?
No.
Where the party's too large?
Can you see me email?
My squad, my squad, my squad.
Do you see the email?
Jesse?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
Wait, 3-point ranked?
I'll leave.
No.
No, it wasn't working with 3 as well.
Good Chuck.
Shadows like my outfit.
That's pretty cute.
I want to play Squidwarder.
Are we done in queue?
We got ready up, we got ready up.
I'm the cheaters by far. I like you guys are laughing that you're cute and they have a cool
skin but I jail in more cheaters. You're egg boy bro. I can crash again, I didn't. Which
This one jump then press jump again today. Okay, so it's just jumping puzzle
Okay lock in we got to win this shit. This is literally five year olds
I've seen I've seen like grown adults sweat in this game like it's guys. Yeah, that's if you die round one
You're you're out of the night. I'm not getting time
Why is nobody going on that?
My ADC hit me.
Yeah same.
Cutting.
This is a hack lobby.
Yeah I think so.
It's cool.
Is this what they do now? They just DC games.
Yeah, they probably didn't like the map so they just like dcedit
Wait, is it actually that bad?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't fuck around with these Fall Guys players
They're lethal
People live, just for one dollar
Cheating against them is like, I mean cheating against Fall Guys has to be a new load, no?
No, no, no, that is the lowest, it's known to be the lowest
I have cheated on Jenofin and I'm speeding up the game on my end, so
Nah, if your piece of shit if you're cheating in the fall guys, especially in tournaments.
Oh, there are other enemies out here, they're walking it.
Yeah, the numbers are actually higher.
60 since I've got a welcome to the jungle.
Thank you very much.
I just took me ages as I hang on, wasn't it?
Walking.
Oh no, what is this?
Very good. We're doing great.
Okay, careful here.
Oh my god, it's SpongeBob!
Ah, don't get distracted.
I'm in, I'm in. I got, I got his twenty two points. I got nineteen.
the buttons of the game though. The buttons are changed though.
No it hasn't. Yes it has.
Now we're controlling it. No, no, no. Now you can play the game with one button all.
Everything with one button. Jump, dive, hold is all one button if you want to.
Just right click, right?
Oh, I'm on controller. Oh, this looks difficult. Uh-oh.
We're falling off the overboard and reach the finish and say is your change either
Come on guys. What do I have to do? Oh, we're in the front. Look at us. We have the most
I'll do you stay on the platform
I almost jumped off
And do not fall
if you get zapped you die.
No.
Just dodge.
Dodge the cannons.
Dodge the bullets.
I'm grabbing hold of you sir. Sorry Jesse.
Watch out! Do not jump off! No! Don't do it guys!
No! No! No!
No, Greg! No way you did that!
Oh my god, Jesse too?
Greg!
Sorry.
You guys have missed. You guys none or they can clutch.
My god, you're like a crazy right now.
You can go down if you want to.
Come on, boys.
Bring it home.
Come on, okay.
First one.
I don't understand it. You fell first off the map. You fell first, you fucking bitch.
He's not focused!
He's focused right?
Yeah, Jesse did.
Fucking heckler!
He had soap on his controller, from washing his potatoes. That's right.
Why is it taking so long?
So he did not.
Okay.
Thanks, Rick.
There we go.
Stop blaming me, yeah.
Are we getting knocked off into the slime and watch out for those cannons?
Didn't we just play this?
It's fine the whole thing though. I don't know
Chow Chow I don't like it that it auto mentals
Should I go for just kills here and you guys win no
My problem is, I say we stay on one side, we stay on one side of it really hard, we just stay in the middle.
So you just grab me.
Stop fucking holding you bitch.
Yeah, there you go!
That's what you deserve pal!
Me and Grigger locked.
He's got a good pep though.
Now we literally dodging planets and shit.
Got him!
Like don't pick your ass little fucker.
Got him!
Yeah!
Yeah, boy him!
Boy him!
Yep, right here.
Cabo has a good condescension to you. We need to boy
No, I fucking got me money
He grabbed me Charlie
Nice yo Jesse be fucking murdering
I go bully did nobody help me
Okay, what do you want to do guys one you want it's one you want to lock in
Let me out of boy easy avoid jumping on the pattern tiles to prevent crack and tentacle from appearing
Do not fall into the water. Wait, what house?
Huh?
Probably we're gonna see probably something here
what happened? oh oh look at him, look at him, maybe he does something
I'm confused
oh so you jump around
oh
oh I see, I see, okay
I don't understand, what's the X's?
I just fell in the water.
Sorry.
Fully Moxie, get him Moxie!
Kill that boy!
Kill that boy!
No way, Moxie did the same thing I did.
No way! Good shit dude!
Dude you're in the middle of a bunch of tentacles!
By the way, my god, lock in next, lock in son, oh my god, that was sick, you want me
back, let's go, you locked in, you locked in, yo, yo, my old fall guys champion himself
just kicked at the end, I forgot about the jump delay, length extension, oh man,
an old tagging.
Okay, go again.
Actual exciting.
So how do we get to ranked?
Uh...
I don't know.
I don't know, just play it. Do we care about ranked that much?
Why is it keep kicking me out?
Oh, ranked is a solo thing.
Should have a solo solo fall guys arc where you get ranked top rank. Oh my god. I'm the king
Come on hold on
I want to be the king
Dude actually hard I think you're the king. No, I'm the king
But are you seeing this?
Tell me that this is not aura.
I have idea.
Um.
You guys, you guys have idea?
guys are you ready? yo don't think what to do. be nice to moxie he has to play
Marvel Rivals all day be nice to him. yeah true. no actually you know we have to be nice to him.
I don't know what you turned off
Well, why would I even add a mental though?
Okay, look it. Oh my god, my tape is actually over. Oh my god. There's a hot. There's a hot dog behind me. Oh, no
Well, it's don't they not eating a nice hot dog or Polish dog at no Polish dog at Costco
with ketchup mustard
It's steamed steamed bun
AHHHHHH! I'm dead!
You know I lost by the way?
Why are you...
Brother!
He's holding me!
Don't fucking hold me.
You're the mark for
I don't like that one I
Wouldn't use like a cat ears helmet
Yeah, yeah, it's the mark for
It's halo. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. Oh, I can't I can't for these guys are so bad. Oh
Man this guy's lagging
That hill helmet fuck it is the mark for the fuck. Oh my god. I'm on the shit
Are we sure there's MMR in this game?
Yeah, this is our MMR
We deserve to be here
Later bitch smart fire
I light up
It's not a newest one still one is mark in the room with us. No mark mark five is this is different
By the way, I was the highest level at a market was gonna get him. Oh
My god this guy's goofy
Don't fucking hold the bane they had a Mickey in the mouse
Oh shh.
Oh!
You fat fucks!
Relay moxie.
Nice.
Is that you, Jesse?
Yeah, what up, bro?
Nice.
We're last place.
Oh my.
Oh, that's all my guys.
Who is that all the way in the front?
Me.
Holy shit.
Ora.
I'm balancing it for Emoxie a little bit.
Here we go.
All the far right now.
Second place!
good shit
I also did the um the flag trigger plus side rail attack
Someone's trying to grade me no and it worked and it worked no jesse. Yes
What the fuck are you doing?
No people are VM-ing the beans, I don't know if you saw it, the more you fall, the more
bridge of physics.
You want to go against the cheese as soon as possible, against the slope with your
body, slide to it.
fall down like that it's too rough you're gonna wobble that was that what is
that time to start chart was that look at the map we look at the things and
then the colors look at the map screen when pressing a button to see the
location of an invisible how does this work look at the screen to figure out
I see it, I see it.
Now look at the screen in the back, see?
Orange green something.
And then go to green here.
Orange to green.
And then back in and to a right here.
Oh my gosh.
Fucking meteor!
go straight into the blue. Where am I? Wait, it was the right side of it. Then we go right
to the blue. Wait! Guys, this is bad. This is bad.
my god dude everyone's just following me guys there's nothing to get to go back over here
no no guys I'm coached I think it's here Jesse
All right guys I got 8 points for us, how much did you guys get?
Awwww
No
Nooooo
That was the hardest game
No way
Guys
None of you guys
I still stay in right?
No
My God
Oh my
Lee, Lee the Lubby
I already reported the incident that I ran for
Yeah
Okay, good again
They're making a reddit post about how bad we are in the game.
No, no they're not.
Am I Q too low?
Hold on.
Where's the bottom half of Carlos?
Chat, where's his bottom half?
Carlos, man.
Maxine, you know in French Squidward's name was Carlos.
Like what?
No.
Yes.
Carlos, 10 to Kjul.
No, it's Carlos and Calamara.
Same nose.
Hey Carlos!
Hey Patrick!
Bob-Le-Ponge!
xqc l guys at my my invitation is actually like almost one-to-one by the way you can
I did it perfectly oh my god
hold on hold on I found the absolute aura
and then don't queue because I'll buy the aura I saw an aura as well no no no
I'm not loud, they won't copy my aura.
No, I'm not copying your aura, I saw an aura that I once.
Alright.
Okay, hold on.
So where's it?
Wait, where's my aura?
It never showed up.
At the bottom
Where the fudge
No, I just work big time no, but my is not sure that but bottom left or a
Moksy check it out.
Jesus.
Where's the rest?
Where's the rest?
Now I got up feeding my drip.
Yeah, it cost me 500 bucks.
I think I got the dog.
Yeah, I got it by me though.
Oh, it's the victory closing.
That last stage by X has got to be some of the worst gaming I've ever seen from an X pro ever
Are you good X that was so bad?
I genuinely think the Apes in was who could do better than go
Jesse that's really
Okay well
I don't care, I don't care.
How's that funny, it's just lame, it's just lame.
How's that funny, it's lame, I bought it first.
I actually bought it first.
Wait, he bought the same skin as him?
Yeah, I knew it by that, Jesse.
I do. Nooo.
Bro, actually stole a Greek swag.
No, a Greek you kind of be wearing that though.
Thank you, look how cool I look.
I'm not inspired.
I'm fine with the worst little game by far.
I can't believe I bought that.
What do we have to do here? I'm just confused.
What are we doing?
They're alive.
Excuse me, I don't know.
What is the right thing to climb?
Okay, you gotta pay attention to what was thrown around
Are you?
Oh my god
You ready?
One, two, three, four, three, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three,
three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four,
Fall banana!
Come on! Banana! Banana!
Yep banana, banana, banana.
So bad, everyone had missed that.
Somebody jumped on a banana, it was such a bitch-ass.
Back to the, back to the, guys, back to the plate, back to the plate, come on!
Okay, uh...
Cocoa, now it's four!
Four? Cocoa?
Banana one banana two banana two cogs two cogs no one two banana and three dragon fruit
three dragon fruit
How many coconuts for?
Zero beer zero beer zero beer beer beer beer beer beer
They're coming in.
Well I think they copied.
It's not fun.
I was thinking they copied.
A zero one I feel like is low key kind of easy.
Yes, he do you like my skin?
Yeah, no it goes fucking hard.
You wear that really well.
Thank you.
X, do you like my skin?
I will bend that a little.
Mine was random.
Oh, is the Minecraft game.
What do you have to do?
Minecraft is my guy.
It's my guy.
It's my guy.
We draw.
We draw.
Guys, guys, do your part.
And do your part.
And do your part.
Only at the top left top left.
Well, what do we?
What was the most?
What is wrong?
It's wrong.
I'm going in.
Oh my bad.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm fixing his mistakes.
What are you doing?
And then connect that, connect that.
Nice.
Do your quads and do your quads and just do your quads and just do your quads and
then.
It's better if one person does it honestly.
Yeah.
Okay, let's set that up.
Save it.
No, are you smocked?
Oh, you fucked up before, I got you.
get clutch
Sorry, I can't see you
Good work, Sqaise
Sqaise
Hello? No
Good, good, good, good
Oh my god
I
Hello
So look at you guys, okay, so look at you guys are generally just
When you're about us to think stop stop thinking get the fuck off the border. Fuck off the border
Okay, who you talking about because like there's any
Who you talking about? I mean mostly you I said we like it was just you yeah
I
Wait, this is a sort of
So these guys are still unlike the first ones
You know like why are we yelling at each other? We just cleared this shit so fast
Yeah, but when we get to the players and officially we went fishing like yo Greg tell him you oh, I had super earlier
May I put that in the microwave me? I'll drink it
It's um, it's a one John
Sorry guys, it's gonna be a lot of job
That is actually efficient you got microwave brain. It's right next to you. It's like cooking your brain
So you've had your burger this year for your entire life then.
Ah, pretty big.
I'm not going to my room because I ordered some food and I want pizza.
I want to eat it sometimes. I wake up, it's fucking cold. I put it in my bread.
I get a bit of breakfast. Breakfast is better.
Guys, this is about getting the bubbles. You must get the bubbles. Go around and get bubbles.
I will.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm clearing guys, I'm clearing.
Guys, I'm clutch-o-manin'.
I've not gotten shit.
What after?
I just, I just got...
The math.
I got the jackpot. I got the jackpot.
I got like 15 there!
Water! I'm gonna go to water D4!
We're pecking this, we're pecking this all night, come on!
Guys, I just cleared so hard.
Prep to a spot that's no one's there yet and then you get jackpot.
Oh my god.
Got it.
You died.
I went hard.
I probably got like 20.
You see some guesses.
It's all X.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
Don't fall off
Be careful
Really really bad
Yeah, you can do a whole and jump strategy I
Learn this from Tim the tap man. No for me
I'm there!
I'm not sure if I'm going to get the kill.
No.
Burn!
Burn!
Burn!
That's what I do!
You guys, stir!
Let's go.
Now we're actually the best fallout team.
Alright, go again.
By the way, there's a coefficient of math.
of math there, where you jump and then you die at the right time to conserve upwards momentum.
Yeah, I was doing the one tile at a time very slow casual.
Chat, tell me I'm right.
Since I'm the one who leads the team leader, I am the chief team.
I think moxie might be the team leader low key.
We're ready then.
Yeah, but that's not what I'm looking for.
I'm the chief team.
Uh, thank you.
No, no, no.
It's like the vibe.
Well, I'm just saying it's like a vibe.
Yikes.
Bring that shit off.
Also, hurry up.
They don't talk to me like that.
Use master yoga.
No.
I feel like you need a aura to be a team leader.
How do I not have a aura?
Holy aura.
No, like, no, that was crazy.
I'm not just a leader you're giving me emotional damage
Why why did you put emphasis on the word it damaged
Okay guys over here it's all about getting it done. We don't care. It doesn't have to look good. Just get it done
or that
Also use the corners of use corners so that people push you
You want people to push you for free?
Use the corners, use the corners, use the corners.
Yeah, gotcha. Good idea. Good strat. Call me.
Oh, that's a blueberry!
Okay, we're gonna get passin'.
Fuck.
Over here! You want to die at the right time!
Yo.
Come on, come on!
Oh.
Yes.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh my god, oh my god it's so good.
Foxy.
Oh my god it's so fucking good.
Foxy baby.
Chat, look at it.
What's this?
Avoid the moving walls and don't fall off.
fall off. Let's stop using that word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We lost because we have a great
source. Oh, wait for a soy sauce. Oh, no. I put it with my soy sauce. All right. They
talk about food. All right. Lock in. No, that seems as adequate. Oh, no. Okay. Oh,
this is the pathway. Wait, this guy's a pineapple. Get him away from me. Oh, God,
hot dog
Guys, there's a trend if you do that that is like some high or shit
Don't must don't fucking hold it
What's that noise it's the fucking duckies
Stop doing that
they're all doing it
with only losers without the ducking
no no no no no
there he comes there he comes
holy
what you do here you stand on it
I'm working out of them caught all the streams look to get to collect
Collector one we had on gesture emoji
Did he say a month?
Something like that. This is a mongus. This is infected. How can I get a welcome? Oh, God
What do I have to do here? There's no your jinx the sink
anyone that's stinky just run away
you stinky you'll see it right now if I'm stinky what I do
such people are people up they have they have like the pink thing but no we
have to give it to someone yeah go get the blue blue
I'm trying I'm grab grab the blue guy at least help him
oh sorry here blue guy here boxy here find you X X X here grab this blue guy
I don't have the infection you do
he doesn't what's a smiley face son I'm confused
Let me give it to people. I don't know why oh
I see why hey, what's a smiley face on somebody's head?
It's your friend, bro, okay
Possible to give it to someone once you have it. I haven't now I haven't now
How do you get to them what I tagged the guy, but I still I have to hold them yet
Hold them. No, you don't give it. You just give it like it like it duplicates like a virus. Oh
Oh, I see
This guy
That's blue guy get his ass. Yeah, I'm like holding onto them
I
Didn't understand my game
How hard can it be?
I like they just think it just think I am I'm over it
We queued up as squads and we got fucking four randoms on the team. Yeah through it all for us
that's actually true though wait that's actually true though yeah it's still
weird why are we cute with other people wait are you slower when you hold grab is
that true yeah it is but yeah I noticed I noticed after one singular second
I'm ready at Moxie, ready at X. Hold on.
High X, you guys should play her let loose together. Also, when are you going to get rid of the Doctor Disrespect on your offline screen?
What does that fit? Thank you. Gameplay, gameplay, gameplay.
Canada army off
Double jump dive on
Okay
You don't want to automatically hold the ledges is very bad. I mean
They're gonna find like our fossilized bodies thousands of years from now and they're just
gonna be confused but we have microplastics in our body, is that gonna make any sense?
We're gonna be used to having plastics in our body and it's like normal.
Like we grow in Oregon for plastics.
What will happen?
No, that's to be honest, we are the ones that will destroy the earth, like nobody's
gonna research us.
No, we're gonna be left to do it. What do you mean we I will be the one that destroys me?
Oh my god
What's going to eat all black?
That's why we have organs or like our body gets in and then like it has to have a filter thing
and then we grow an organ. Why do we do that? I feel like I mean I don't know maybe. You guys don't do that?
No, I don't think I do that.
You do me.
Guys, I won't be first place.
I'll take that much.
I won't be last.
I will bite.
Never mind.
Yeah, I'm last.
Guys, I'm last.
No, you're not.
I'm dead last
I have worms growing out of my skin. Oh crap. Please help. I'm so itchy cat pull my skin off
I don't care. They are under my skin. The fog is coming el on this call
Plus 20
Yo, what's up X? How you doing that?
Good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job, good job.
Ah.
Mux is just getting fucking.
No Mux, he's just going on the pin, he's going on the pin.
He's, he's got passed away.
More consistent.
Holy.
Oh.
Yeah.
Holy.
Lucky.
Oh.
You got this.
You got this.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Jump on ramps, by the way.
Moxie, we need to, I think we're doing well for you.
You know what?
We're doing well for you after this.
Yeah.
After scrims, nobody knows what's going to matter.
You're staying, we're doing well for you.
That path is a recognition.
Oh man.
Man, not again.
Use shift to grab eggs.
Store them in your team's next score point.
Okay, we need a shoveler and a thrower
So he's be middle and needed your shower
Sorry shovel. Okay, the shop would take the eggs out of their basket
The thrower takes the eggs from middle where they roll an element and they put it into our cup holder
And then somebody throws them from there into our shit
Yeah, there's time I'm saying
Yeah, can one of us grief. Can I be the grief guy? Yes that that is that would be the shoulder
Okay, I'm gonna go grief.
I'm gonna go with a fucking Agnes, guys.
I'm gonna go with a fucking him, but fuck someone.
Stop, man.
Okay.
I'm griefing two guys right now.
They don't realize that they stay here and do this.
Yeah, you guys suck.
Good! Everybody go to yellow!
Wait, no, no, no! Hold on.
The blue.
We gotta take down blue.
Go to blue, go to blue, go to blue, go to blue, go to blue!
Alright, blue's out.
Blue just got rolled.
I go over to yellow a little bit.
Yellow's a little too strong.
Hey, baby blue, hey, baby blue, hey, baby blue, hey, baby blue.
But there's a golden egg, guys.
Make sure to get the golden egg.
That's five points.
I
Need a sugar golden sign sign
Get it
Guys, you're not lose out you're gonna lose out sir. Yeah, I'm still on blue get the code next nice
Yeah, blue just got a knife. This guy's just afk. What are the blue beans? Nooo.
God, I'm just fucked up. Guys, I don't want to be rude. I don't disdain anybody.
But the gameplay that I was doing was fucking insane.
Brother, brother, VOD reviewable.
Chad, did you see some of the stuff that I was pulling up?
The early drops, so I don't get held up.
Oh, okay, I'm getting the chill.
This is a bad game. Bad game. Okay, ready.
Just the main thing about this is taking your time and don't get by meteors.
How about we get one thinker to read players? Wish it. I'm the thinker.
We should split up. Oh, does it?
Oh, does it? Like from the main pack, we should split from the main. Okay.
Happy
Oh my god
XQCL.
Yo, don't go that way, don't go that sideways diagonal, that's the wrong way.
Unless it changes eventually.
Does it change eventually?
I'm good.
Second.
Me and Moksi just got-
I'm good.
Second.
Me and Moxie just got, oh my god.
Amazing.
Brother.
Me and Moxie are in.
We're just waiting for you guys to catch.
Greek?
Axe?
Axe, where are you?
I'm here, motherfucker.
I'm here motherfucker
Cross or cross? Keep going straight, keep going straight X
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's not straight
Right there, right there, green, green, look at the green
Shut up idiot
Shut up
No you can't go straight, you can't go straight there's no path here
You gotta go back to where you were, it's the only way out it's on the right side
Yeah and then take a left
And then get it back to your left
Yep
Good shit
My god you might as well just let us play
yo yo if we had the quick panel upside it we would have given you the info and
we would have been nice so you have the info then you're gonna be rude for what
reason for what xx will bother me later it's fine yeah we'll bother you some guy
literally walked in front of us what was this one I'll bowl sheepster and the
lion what do you have to do avoid what
Last boss of them to knock other people out.
No, don't don't don't just play it. Just play it.
Please guys just play it. If you don't know the timings.
Do what we're out.
Nobody just acts.
You, you are on you, you are on you, you are on love you bro.
Jesse I got this.
Oh, Jesse, you just hit me.
I know, sorry.
Oh my god.
Watch out, the map breaks, the map breaks.
Careful, Moxie.
Yep, see you in there.
No!
Oh, you betch.
Oh my gosh.
You betch.
Oh, nice.
Got him, momentum.
Moxie, do you hit?
Got him.
Got him.
Nice!
Nice!
Come on!
Dude, you went fucking steam mode.
Come on!
No!
Now, what about it?
What about it?
But there.
We have like five lobbies.
Four wins.
We have like five lobbies four wins I'm down to do one more but I'm dancing
dude four guys is so fun I forgot how fun this game was trying to get it's gonna
be bad because I agree just now fall my ex you for falling is just as much as
Me buddy
Free-blaming tag bounce new strats, but no because we were where we did it where did it we already did it we already did it
Like like we're playing with three we're gonna do it with three how we're gonna do it for I saw that chat message
Yeah, oh
That wasn't me. I like this is my legends were made or people died
Legends never
Only oh geez remember this map
XQC, what are you doing?
Guys I didn't do good
I fucked up. I fucked up. Okay, but at least I didn't bring you
And I didn't count go again
gang go gang
So we asked why is Greg like this we don't know
I'm like this because British got it. I'm the greatest ever to exist. Okay. That was
awful that was generally awful okay no way you didn't really guys oh yeah all
right yeah my skin because I want to have or for last I don't know what skin
It goes with this.
I miss like to go.
Anyone knows that boy?
Yes. Not funny. Next.
Also, I don't know what happened.
You know, Jay Lee though.
I had some songs I had made at home
that were just I swear it was a good song.
I'm not kidding. Like you would be impressed.
But do you have the computer?
I deployed by Z.
It should be in them.
It should be in my computer.
Are you sure it's not in the one drive?
Because A does the F.L. will do a lot of one drive auto.
So then on my one drive, it's later to be like,
it's not like a real one driver.
Yeah, does that make sense?
No, but I believe you.
Over here you need to lock in it.
Do you wear these ugly skins to scare off the same snipers?
Not only am I at first, miles by the way.
Yeah, and I'm done already.
Oh my god, but I can't even see the finish bar
But whoa, I got 31 points like
I got you to
How about would you peak I?
Love to
I've never played before I was I was gone
where
little one stitch oh my god so cute
guys the night's still young why don't we do like some bigger party games get
some people in the mix
like what? Bro, monopoly with train and Buddha
Holy sh- underwater! That's underwater tech! Hold on!
Alright, walk in boys, we can win this.
Okay, over here, the corners are your ally, because you can jump on the triangular to not get hit.
Don't fucking walk me.
Also, do not dive. That thing is not on the concrete.
Hold on! This is very distracting.
What?
What do you?
Great. Come on, great. Let's go dive.
Bro, I'm trying to grab the fruit.
you guys play Lions bar someone in chess suggested
Hey
We still made it up. I love you Greek brother. This game was made for fiber
Just like other games we can't finish that we fucking play with them.
Okay, okay, breaking.
Yeah.
You need to see why the cheeses are going to go before it flips.
Here's that vision.
So now you just have to wait, unfortunately.
I must say hate this one.
Because people just grief it.
You have to like really get ahead of the curve.
So lame man, I'm being held up.
I'm ahead of the curve we win you guys just do good
I'm all the way in the front, I'm all the way in the front, all the way in the front.
Someone's griefing right now.
I can do anything there, I generally cannot do anything there.
Okay, great, it's me and you, Moxie, let's just hit him, let's go, Booyah.
Booyah, Booyah!
Alright, got this place.
Okay, me and Jesse got it, oh we need a son.
No.
Yes!
Okay, okay, you griefed that by the way, X.
How could I grief when I had my three holders in the back?
Look at you have a lot of the way me have a lot of it
This is your favorite one X I mean so I never put the poor damn good at
Over here it's about reading the flow be one with the chemicals
I'm just deleting the places early Sam, no
I go over that I'm over I'm dead
Let's go!
Hi, I'm a big fan.
Oh. Okay. Wait, what? It's just you Greek. Third one, Eddie. Uh-oh. No, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Get a flip, get a flip.
Get a flip, get a flip, move.
Get a flip.
Nice.
Yes.
Bang, bang.
Got it.
Right, let's leave on that one.
Yeah, we needed him.
Oh, well done.
Oh, my gosh.
Holy.
Okay, could Axe do that?
He did.
If it wasn't for my cobs, if it wasn't for my cobs, we would have lost that.
He's taking credit, have you?
There's no way.
He did that.
Say it.
Do not celebrate with this guy.
Pummelpie.
Let's play Pummelpie.
Oh, that gets him.
Let me see if he's got a trade.
Let me see if he's changed around.
Let me see if it's up.
Yo.
Yo.
Wait, wait, the only champion I don't have in this game is the one where I have to do
a pay to win.
I'll look at your peek if you want.
Peek?
That as well.
Peek?
Elias Barth?
Down.
Oh, Elias Barth, let's do that one, please.
Yeah, but you're gonna slide because you're a b***h-ass.
No, I won't slide.
Why do you always think the worst of me?
How is the Liars Bar of 17 gigs downloading?
Oh my god it is. What even is this game?
Ummm...
It's like a furry game. I'll only play Valhalla and I'll make it
as soon as I'm lucky. I think it's gonna work.
Cod zombies would hit.
So then we can do both.
Guys, pre-download peeks.
This is weak.
Holy, why am I string just flickering? That's really bad.
It's probably because you have to...
Wait, what game did I just buy?
I bought Liars Bar. We're not playing that one?
Yeah, we should pre-download peeks so that we can play.
Oh, gotcha. Let me get that too.
right don't stop you get away that's a fire oh my god I definitely won't starve
I don't think that we're ever gonna finish like we wouldn't finish that if we
start playing it like it's what it is I don't think that's about a four-man
I don't think we would last to see it go through well we could very easily just
have to like you know we just have to play it I mean I don't I mean I enjoy
the game I enjoy the game I'm gonna do it right but if you don't commit then
I gotta go bud.
Really, why?
Well, you haven't been awake for a bit.
I've been asked to train for Monopoly.
What if the train shows up for Monopoly?
Well, that's a banger session then.
Liars, barlots, drinking some dark water.
Can't remember what Jesse called us.
Ask him sincerely, your head of concept.
Marksy.
What did I do today, Mark?
I worked today.
I
See
Guys really you do the you be grinding
So excuse I did it. I did a whole session today as well. Love you
You see got to stay on that's why I'm doing that install the guy
Yeah, and I got a thing to get to the more morning
Oh, I want that nice rabbit go box you come to Florida I row
Whoa, whoa, whoa
That would just be absolutely
Now that we'd actually playing peak then
My coffee to my lobby guys login tasks other things in a good man
How do I know I don't be entertained that anymore Jesse because he's gonna break my heart again. He won't do it I
I know, but just like please moxie. It's like bro. You're almost 40 years old. It's like
Come on
Let's just lock in
Shall we? Oh
Yeah
You guys are killing it so pull up it as a
Yeah, I can't bandwagon off the other people's hard work. I'm bandwagon off you bro. It was you first
join us join us join us join join join join
join for terraria with calamity mod hard fun twice more
i don't even know how to join you guys it's like for craft
brother brother we did last time i don't i don't enjoy this
calamity calamity is too much calamity is too much it's
just for friends is a lighthearted fun game whatever
it's just too much calamity is the thing that you do when you do solo
We're playing Liar's Polkar, Liar's Deck.
you
Happy two years, Sump, ex-QCL.
Is it back?
How do they pick it up?
How do they pick it up?
How?
Yo?
Yo.
You're back.
So my whole computer is for like 30 minutes and then it goes full black?
It goes full black.
Nothing works.
And then it just works?
Is it because your capture card is working?
Yes.
It could right eat you need to set up a new PC and just have one of my guys like swap over shit
I'm plug your capture card. I mean this is it really this literally is let me see
You have like millions of dollars you could spend it on some tech stuff
Now he said he did
he just he has like the worst like tech luck ever he should just have like four
PC like for that's the one what's set up right now one crashes out you just
see to the next one you have dual PC set up
I don't know don't most any furries most people stream on like the like
stream kit servers nowadays so that's all the stream kids when you like
Other than that it's about being lazy, bro
If I was lazy, I would just get a fucking a star forge like the last the last
incident of PC that that fucked over were all star forges that had a
small problem with them like
You know I mean
Can you play the bunny girl really so I play foxy please
Me no they foxy they might sponsor it like it's because they had an Intel chip last time and the other one had a motherboard it that
That wasn't like probably compatible and then the other time
I like this on the USB was like shorter than my shit like just unlucky. Go. What do you see the party? I don't know how to
Oh, there is
That's bad. Why is the ready button on the top? See what was she talking about that one thing that you're talking about earlier about the PC
It's always on
I see a lot of people like have streamkit servers like for IRLs, but they have for their PC's
streamkit server
Where are you trolling no joke actually 70 months. Yeah, I'm over. I'm done. I'm done. Wait, just disconnect the HDMI
That's connected to your capture card. I did already
You're still good.
Well, but now they're going to fix the problem in such the mood.
good now it's good now good now okay but explain explain why he's doing that though like explain it
i mean is it is it full computer because you were you were able to talk to us when it was
okay let's just check it out through um event manager yeah text stream time like no joke just
Let's fix this shit right now.
Um, you got, um...
Share your spang too.
Error warning!
Look, look, we'll fix it today.
Just literally just get it fucking done.
All right, ready for this one, just...
Yeah.
Bang, bang, bang.
Okay, you got a Windows, uh, custom events, admission events.
No.
Is it this one?
Saying it's Liar's bar.
It's saying it's the game.
The game was doing it.
where the program wire bar version
no no no that would be it that would be a symptom of a deeper error
like like these errors you know they need to go to uh what
criticals okay so then maybe um hey there x
hope your day has been good you have a 10k pc and are you running
obs in like that uh higher affinity mode
You know what I'm talking about in the task manager thing?
I mean, like, does it have higher priority in stuff?
Yeah.
I wouldn't do that.
Because I'd butt the high priority inside of OBS,
the software, don't have it in task manager as well,
if it's both.
Chat.
Chat.
Where?
Where am I going here?
it's on the 29th the 29th or where the 20 not where the 29th okay why do I
turning off the game for now Moxie you don't want to play this game with me
buddy Roy um what the fuck just click oh there you go okay so everything from
and then suggest you scroll up.
You're good.
I'm almost relevant.
Yeah, I've been running out.
Today's the 29th, though.
Look at these.
Really?
Liar?
No.
OK, yeah, yeah.
So it's an underlying issue for sure.
OK, control, delete.
No, no, you have to.
No, we have to see what the first error was, though.
Oh, my god, that's unlucky, Amokzi, because it's got
this
and i'm the winner
boom
the infant came
you arrested me
and vlvd is your gpu
you have drivers right
you have speaker on maybe that's just fucking you
i didn't have speaker on though
As the again your drivers
What could be that it could also be Windows updates like have you been doing all the windows updates?
Yeah, yeah, so he does he's saying he's fine in your stream it. Yeah, I mean
Goes by thanks for the old only that of the years. Oh, yeah, March 24. Is this a new air?
Firebase
That might be it. I've had a 20 programs open like while streaming and having that many programs open
I might be like, oh, yeah, that that fucks you need to close that then God shit
Bloatware just like yeah, yeah, you're good. So like a million things open all the time like get rid of all this shit. Yes
Yeah, but where's the air that made all this is I think
Who's
What was that I thought it's like lags come nice the bullshit if you have a guy man. Hey
What is that see I'm getting those a chrono level tracing like I've been getting those
Jack you should
Go on your start up and just start turning shit off lucky now you're here
Yeah.
Excellent.
Type start up on your thing in it and just start switching all that shit off to the other
thing.
Yeah, you should do that.
Go in Task Manager, start up and turn off all that dog shit just so it doesn't open up
automatically as well.
That is just so ass.
Oh, I spent a window long.
Jesse, why did you say what I said but with way more emphasis and more...
Yeah, it's like a mediating thing where I can give it to him in a digestible thing
because his brain is going give it, you know, in a certain way, go X go on to start up now
go into your task manager now. I mean, I should be some IP shit. Let me try it again.
X what what gone to start up and switch all the dog shit off yeah control off the
leak or yeah there you go that works and just switch off all the dog shit you
don't need battle net up on the floor like this I feel like the good right
client switch off Valorant Garch Tray switch off but I won't be able to put any Valorant games on stream
I mean we're lively history it just it would suck the one day he does do a Valorant thing and
he has to reset stream though but okay fine but I don't think he does that like the amount of
streams he's done that he hasn't played Valorant from the task manager I'll give
it a buck I leave that on XQCL I think it had problems in the beginning
because it was new now it's like whatever this yeah all that yeah there you
go and then do status enabled at the top and then sort it by enabled and then
just think think think think think every battle net everything bye bye
Going on a deep Thursday sea
But didn't he just do that that's just into the other layer lonely screen
Chases that so I eat it shows like certain ones that that uh, this is good. I give it a little bit
What is yeah, that's fine do you need your algae hub to open?
Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, this one has no onboard memory. Okay, I got you
Um, reliably, I would leave Vanguard to be honest, just like this is a reliably history.
Reliably history.
Let me Google that reliably history is analyzing primary secondary sources from authenticity
in court.
This guy's smart for real.
Hold up.
I
Was getting my shit, I
Did what I don't leak bro like like like what is this?
Okay. Oh this kind of this is badass
Okay, it shows you like when look at that triple air on the 15th. What is that?
Where
The on the 15th is it the same that you've been getting and like look up. What does it say hardware air?
Live Colonel and then look at today's
Just see if it's like a consistent issue is your RAM updated by the way
Yeah, like you're the software that uses the RAM
The solid the motherboard my bad
Colonel instability
I'm just gonna use a few u-threads to ghost-execute instructions, and I just made the toro laplo key.
Oh man, Jesus.
Beep boop.
Uh, and I failed.
71 months, am I okay?
I'll look it like first. Is there no system?
It wasn't a system here.
There was one before it.
Over there.
restart GPU without restarting PC Windows key plus control plus shift plus
critical event deadlock
true
to fix corrupted Windows files open command prompt
a Windows of efficiency
guys guys guys
my computer was fine
and then before I left Florida this computer remember it's snapped because uh basically
I plugged in a fucking a chapter card and it fried in the line that it works on
So the line out on the board that it that that cover card works on it
Anything up that line it is if I cooked and then that's just G that's just GGs then bro
Yeah, well no shit. I get you on the board. Yeah
Wow
But my friend had a problem like this and he up he updated his bios and then it his PC was fine
Yeah, and there's no the slasher. That's not already
Okay
Yeah, my chipset I needed a bios update
Yeah, I'm here
No, he stayed
I was just gonna do you know, no, no, my vibes all corrupted it. Well, liar liar
Oh, yeah, yeah, liar bars gonna crash. No, I won't if I do it
I
Stop screen shares are just in case wait. I have a I have a low key idea. I don't know you could
Maybe instead of streaming and bank
You do x264 for now until you swap your mother war because maybe it's just too much. Oh, yes
Well, I say something to do no, I
Hate when that day troll about that
this is not all
they told me bra
uh... you think that would be possible
the what
to not stream on and bank
on obs maybe it's just it's too much and and then this is that i think i
surpassed it's uh... it's a cq uh...
counterpart though
all it has for sure
but don't you have a super good cq yeah but it's just my my my my my
It's like a motherboard thing, actually fried it.
And the way it tests this out is that
the motherboard on that line, actually fried it.
It went super hot, it's not responsible.
Does that make sense?
I think it's coming over real fast enough.
An actual like wiring inside the copper wiring thing
is-
Like in the motherboard, there's the blue print.
I can show you if you want to see it.
No, I know you're saying there's a shore on a blueprint part.
Anything on that line, I'm pretty much going to show you.
I've been trying not to talk, but hearing and seeing all this.
A trace.
I work fixing computers and servers for companies.
I got here late.
What actually is the problem here?
What's happened?
I don't have all the context.
I just saw random event logs.
I already watched this.
Okay, what happened then, what happened then, is that this, this port, right, you see that
on the screen?
Oh no, no, it didn't go over here, a little bit.
I put the capricot onto this, right, and then it was mis-seeded, like it wasn't seed
properly, right.
I ran the computer and it shorted it and it ended up, you see over here, it's lined
with it this and that Friday and anything anything just gonna be Friday this and that
So now I have to use these ports only
You know me
Yeah, you should have just go. Yes. I would say this shit when you're like, I just got a new one. Yeah, this one
Fucked my whole shit
yeah, it's not
All right
All right, I want to say I'm gonna sing a great
invite me or else yeah I don't have a general cards at table I guess I'm using
them this vector now how to build pieces yeah I'll just order another
fucking what's it all in soft words yes have him have him just
Um...
Is that it?
Uh-huh.
How about you?
Let's play another game.
Now that works.
Yeah, yeah.
You are cool with his bluffing or not.
Simple.
No, I don't know how it works.
Can you explain?
Okay, so look.
Watch this, Jesse.
Two Aces.
I think that works.
I think that works.
Once you come back.
Oh.
Am I telling the truth or am I?
I got the vibe.
And that's the whole game?
Yeah.
Obviously I don't have like if I've already put two aces down and I told the truth when I say two aces a game
Like what are the chances of four aces? Yeah, people will call you a bluffer like if you lied
And you block yeah, you know me
Are we like playing poker or something or no?
It's just matching cards. It's really bad. We're there. We're there. We should be back
We're missing a monster, but yeah
Oh, okay, yeah, that's a single game of this game. You'll get it. Yeah.
Ready. That one. How do I start?
Yeah. Don't be. Don't be. Don't be. Don't be. Don't be. Don't be. Don't.
I don't want to go to the game and I don't want to play with noobs.
I can't sure it kind of looks like me.
Alright, see that? Now you can do the math.
It's not 4% it's 6.
83 once down.
Can't jokers go on any card? Am I kidding?
Jokers go on any cards, yeah.
You
Space a look
Okay
Who plays first 55 months
Oh bull crap
Bull crap, buddy
good bye
you're next
oh I'm next yeah you're playing the game now look everyone is playing at you
it looks funny when you look at the cards
how's that possible
How do you make a call?
You click on the card?
Okay, good.
Jesse?
Um, yeah guys, I got that one.
Sure.
Okay, as a new player he probably has that actually.
Guys, by the way, we all said two and he said one.
I mean, seven is not possible.
There are not seven kings on the board
You just have to call the bluff here. Okay, you sure I mean one of the possible because we
Had six that's seven
Now unfold for that. I wouldn't fall for that
Yeah, but you could have been lying
Are you guys trying to say that I'm lying about what I just put down?
I might not say it's supposed to just put okay, Monty. Call that bluff. Monty. You have to call that off. Come on, bro
I'm fine. I will have three kids with cards. Deluxe. Well, I got an empty hand, guys.
I'm empty-handed. Okay. He actually did a 2-3. He did a 2-3 or a reversal.
Oh
Okay, that sucks as hell so I just put another king right cool his bluff. No cool his
The only reason why did you exit cause blood is because yes, nothing left to do you
That's cap that is so that's a temperature in my life, right a bitch. Hey
I
Don't I call the bluff what's the button? Thanks. It's out here
sounds
Queen
Easy I
Had zero was do I really had zero
this is easy okay this is actually a good hand like in poker come on he's
doing the three-strat everyone knows it I miss flicks actually oh yeah I miss
flicks okay I mean see what I had it what the fuck x huh that's a two three
Strat XG. What's it that?
Great.
Yeah, well, oh, it's my son.
Call it. Call it. Call it. Oh, God.
That's.
Oh, no shit.
Oh, yeah, because Moxie is such a big chocall, fucking, Greek schmucka.
Like Moxie has three queens, and you'll call a three queen.
Okay, why don't you call three queens if you have two queens?
Because he could have been telling the truth.
How?
Explain how.
He has six queens on the board.
Oh my god.
3 Queens.
3 Queens off the roll.
Yeah, that's-
Call it!
Yeah, I have literally 3 Queens.
I have few Queens as well.
I call any a liar on that.
Oh my God, he had 3 Kings.
You're so crap.
You know, X, I can read you like a fucking book, buddy.
You're a misreadable person.
Yeah, they're so inconsistent.
It's actually lame.
It's actually lame as fuck.
I can't read.
It's it's it's it's it's it's I had the three so I was like, oh
So
Yeah, sure two aces you're just you're just desperate this time
That's cat call it call it call it you don't have anybody cool. I think that's a moxie single ace cap
You're really gonna believe X
that's just that's not adding up unless moxie was lying moxie has two aces i put it down
okay gg's i mean i have a thing i have to call it why would moxie put one ace and then two
Ah!
You jokers are safe to stay loud, yeah?
No one calls anybody!
And I have bad hands!
How can I play the game then?
How can I play the game then?
You said that!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Like, like, you guys don't call anybody!
It's just so cringe!
Yeah.
We'll play the game properly, you fucking dick.
I mean, I called you out!
I love you, my lord and king, go test your skills.
A lot of go-to-the-last-roms, don't you?
I play with noobs impossible like actual noobs I
Can't call for them when it's my turn I can't go on moxie. I played it god hands like how do you play it's gone?
No, no Jesse. No look look. I'm bearing six mine acting busy
Well, it's triple to four in a row like classic that's outrageous
you got me x you just got owned I haven't had a single hand with three of them I didn't
get a single time I had three cards not had these two okay x dead people don't speak and
I can see you laying on the table dead right now okay how do I choose multiple cards space
face face face
Thank you
Greek play like shit when the week and the week calls it out because much as God hands like it's just a steaming
But didn't think like I like I don't give a shit like it's annoying
Well, how you play big V you love a sudden what the fuck
Buddy because the guy next to you that could call you out has God hands ladies and God calling you dumbass
Good job on three kids just lying every time by the way remember this how
Another three stack again like it is insane. These hands are crazy
I had four aces and a choker you start calling Greek out for lying oxy
He's not lying. Okay, but you're meant you're throwing the table because well
You're lying then let me get out first in it then I will
you know let me get all my cards out what's the card we have to put down
aces it says in the top left a stable the table is of the aces
okay liar oh you got me mother suck
He's just been lying the whole time, I swear every round.
I haven't.
Show us your true poker face, Mr. Count.
No.
Horrible lie, but always says early stream, fixed schedule, I'm not a scientist.
Some people are just not good with cards, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, I feel you're not. Some people just die like first round.
Some people are not good gamblers.
No.
Y'all ain't gonna believe this.
You are not gonna believe this.
No, no, no, no, no.
Moxxy, Moxxy, you have-
I've got two in my hand right now.
So-
Yeah, that's an add-up.
That's an add-up.
You Queens right there. I'm not even joking
And then he's lying now, but now he's lying
Jesse he's happy lying. He's lying. You know if you put down actually
Really
Okay, hold on. What do I do if I don't have the cards and it's obvious there?
Do I just, I lose, right? Like, it is what it is.
Yep. It's not obvious though, because you put three to begin with, it was kind of like crazy.
Okay, okay.
Sometimes you can put one down, you know?
One.
Yeah, see, you don't have to, you don't have to all in.
You just put one or two down and then, like, it's more, it's like, harder to tell if they're bluffing or not.
or not yeah it's like there's like two two or one queens believable like maybe
she's gonna
I believe that
I have to play safe there oh my god I understand the whole game now wait is
that kind of cool game chat I just joined because I'm out of cards you
I get the whole game. I get the whole entire game, and I won't even die here, watch.
What are you doing, X? Are you in a different game? It says you play in Slay the Spire on
might be there's no way it's so hot oh shut the fuck up shut like you're
like you're fucking on like bro you're the guy was like 014 and function to
name a team like bro you're useless like fuck off like bro you did nothing
fuck up you know you didn't you'll do shit just fuck off your dog in the
game I like you didn't know you didn't do nothing your dog shit fuck off now
You've talked shit to me all day about game about a game and now you're dead on the table
We can't even three hours into the game Dennis
Greek you outclassed them so hardy rage quit
Yeah, I sold Jesse's put down three cards guys. Oh shit
I gotta call this bluff I
Put down three aces by the way wasn't even a bluff. I'm sick
I'll be fine. What's happening? Your subconscious is looking for the dreamer be quick. Give me a kiss
bang
I'm okay. You need me baby. It's the two skilled players left. They were still looking at us
We got and we got the brand new player out now time for the two masters to deal. I won't lie X
I agree with you. These guys are fucking shit
Well, I'm opening up slay this fire to our ships
I mean if you if you guys can't handle difficult games and we can just play easier buddy buddy
buddy you play the game on easy mode the guy next to you has actual good cards you
didn't call you out you play like shit and one day when I clap your cheek but
of your bottom right that as fuck I mean if you want to play easier games just
let me know we can play like maybe Tetris we can play with you but you
to get it so we can follow up every single fucking step we take the mess shut the fuck up
they say that word
liar dude you're cheating
liar how are you calling a liar
Yeah, because it's too obvious. You put down two in the beginning. Like you're putting
down one to be safe. Okay, true, true, true. True, true.
What's your name? What's your code name? Like, were there playing two games that
said anything to the rest of the game? I'm fucking talking about, is this chef
I can swing a cracker some shit or what? What's going on?
Mom, mom, mommy. You have to be G-amux.
Louie, Louie, Mama, Mama, Ma, Ma, Momma, Momma, Mommie.
No, Greg.
Greg, you wouldn't.
Greg, Greg, you wouldn't.
Greg, don't do it.
I'm gonna run out of both my cards.
No, Greg!
You're cheating!
You're cheating!
I made you play, I made you call me a liar, liar mate.
Mate.
You are cheating.
So except it's good to just lie in the beginning, right? Always?
Nah, nah, because it's sometimes it's obvious.
Yeah, why are you asking a good player who's dead? You should ask me.
Cause you guys play like trolls, like this isn't a real lobby.
What? What?
You guys wait for the last card. Nah, I said it. Nah, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
Why?
Oh my god, it's too obvious.
I'm too obvious.
That's too obvious.
That's so obvious.
You have to be cheating.
Come on.
Who's that x-ray on?
Fuck me. I'm dead.
Moxie wins.
Alright, Moxie get a...
I'm just kidding.
Okay, let's go.
We could do an easier game,
both guys.
Yeah.
From the guy who literally had every single card every like like legitimately
To read in a row with triples like bro. I had zero one two one like that like that's that's that's that's that's that's that I
Readable you're readable it readable, right? You're readable
Okay, well, well doesn't know how to bluff in it
Okay, now that X knows the rules and now Jesse learned the rules.
Go get it, go get it, go get it.
I'm going to get the thing along, I'm going to get it.
X, don't close Slay this fire though.
Just keep that open, it's just, you know, faster than that, right?
Are you sure that's open?
Yeah, don't end that section.
Okay, I'm looking.
They're looking me. Okay, bitch
Clean stable boys
You do not want to play with me Jesse you better hope I'm not in front of you
Just say I ain't scared of you. Are you scared of me? You saw that domination I just had
I was lying by the way wait that's actually that's actually kind of tough
for now that you called it out like that
2v2 best of 3 2v2 CSGO moxie and Greek versus X and Jesse 2v2
her names moxie and Greek versus X and Jesse 2v2 Rockies let him go over
and greek versus exons jesse
now a plan griefers met
liar
i believe him
that's a lie
name of his
wait how many
alright fuck it
go on then
i'm gonna cool off like
nooo
good cool guys
okay we're teaming so we're teaming alright x they're teaming we're teaming
So the first time I put the camera in front of my shit, bang it, boom, nobody calls, I'm just in it, I'm just in it.
Nobody's sniping you little bruh.
Four rounds in a row, the one round.
Oh my god.
Dude, it's a kids game, we're playing for fun, this is not a competitive lobby, like you're so weird for that.
Oh.
Nobody cares, nobody cares.
Rick is mad because he can't snipe because last time you were throwing shit at them on the screen.
Okay, streaming.
How do you know that last round?
Call out his next because it says on my steam list
that's a ball it comes up on my street you could see all my stuff except except
I'm gonna disturb though okay you win come on see good job you go in your
restaurant okay that might why would you call me out these guys you still had
three more people to play with this in the lips your dipshit your dipshit I'm
talking to you X it says playing Slay the Spire on my steam list I'm
streaming so why the hell would I how can I cheat if I'm streaming I'm in my
game not tabbed out on your list you have a sick twisted paranoid mind if I'm
in this game what would it simply did again nobody said he's not doing it showed
up on my stream like I could you want me to link you a lot of you or like
three Queens. Do you want to
remember you? He's talking over and he dropped three Queens.
Obviously, that's yeah. I don't have any Queens.
Matt. Matt. He's just calling me a cheater. No.
Oh, you do a song and dance the whole time. All good.
We said something and now it's not okay. It's a cry bully.
Now lose again
Now lose again, right? Wow, wow games not fun if unless I'm winning wow
You're only complaining and now you start losing it now. You start losing now. You complaining. I'm not complaining
I'm not complaining
You're gonna cut me out for saying that but you're the guy who's complaining because you're losing
I'm complaining
But now now
I'm calling your friend
I'm calling you having a good time the whole time when I was losing
Oh, yeah, and now you're mad because you're losing now cry
Is you're getting fucked on it?
Really? I'm mad that you're calling God as a tribe bully. What if I believe you have no integrity feel friendly
Probably probably you have no integrity few friends grow up. That doesn't make sense
I'm saying is X hit his cards and now he's not that anymore. So
There we go, all right, it's fixed
Well dick
Holy
That's yeah
Hold that you fucking pussy bitch fuck you a coming sniper again. Hold what hold what I'm back. Oh, what can sniper again fucking pussy?
Why is he so mad? Why is he so mad? Why are you calling your friends?
You're so mad for one reason why you so bad kid
Grow up he's so mad
All right, all right
Bro the only reason I would get triggered if that happened is if I was actually
That was it. I'm not you know. I'm not even out the only reason what I would get triggered by that is I was sniping
I'd be mad. Now you're projecting great. So we're projecting
Look if you're not if you're not sniping when you call that it's funny
Yeah, no, it's the fact that you actually willing like you think we're gonna play unfair
But what what's your excuse now? Are you fucking pussy?
What's your fucking excuse now?
Bro, bro, nothing playing against you, playing against Monty.
What's your fucking excuse now?
Death sounds sweeter than XPSL.
What's your fucking excuse now, you fucking pussy?
Boy, you're so mad.
Look at what he's saying.
Jesus, you'll pipe down, pipe down, pipe down.
Relax, Jesus Christ.
Pipe down.
One nice.
Jesse, awfully quiet there.
one ace out of character for sec I'm literally dead
alright back in character
one ace
oh shit you're on dickhole game
call Greek to call me out last second
okay well that's fine cause I don't even die here
I'm gonna win the whole round
Bang
I'm gonna just give me I
Died to the first bullet. Oh
Well, what's the people stream sniping you Jesse?
Well, obviously wrong you know, it was so shameless. No, I'm not done
I want to shoot a child
To call him stream sniping all my fucking God chill the pipe the fuck down pipe down
everybody's out to get you your fucking skit sir
your fucking skit is getting real
what will i say next should i do it
no you shouldn't
are you just saying that
man i'm saying that just come on
greek i'm looking out for you you know we're boys
i wouldn't do that
let's just settle this with a band
i know we're boys but i need to know if we're boys so
If we're boys, I'm willing to take a bullet for you.
W, man.
Fuck it.
All right, we're boys.
I like you.
Boys.
What a terrible call, man.
I need to wear boys' checks.
You fell for it, too, to me.
Even in bronze, we all have all of this in bronze, though.
I'm not getting an actual bronze.
Bro, X.
You all fell for our bronze three strategy.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Every day, we'll just cheat in the most non-competitive game
ever because your ego can't handle losing first round
your fucking pussy says you grow up as you grow up and you're the guy you're the guy who's
you're the vibe guy who's been taking a bite for four rounds around now because you're mad
I've been taking around no I'm good because you fucking lost it's all good man we don't care
I was mad too I was mad too I'm looking at you when I lost right take a bullet take a bullet like
a good boy all right take a bullet like a good boy yeah open up I'm gonna call out
I mean it's a shameless death sound sweeter than feet and you're lucky this time
You're lucky this time
No, what's it about my head now bring up again now bring up again good do it again bring
Bring it. We just can't handle losing bring it up again because what we miss it. We miss it bring it up one more time
Is he not gonna bring it up? I mean, I mean, do you know it's like do you know?
And he's not playing a different game. So you're not gonna bring it up. Yeah, but you need to call that
He's doing it to three the first two are fake it three yes three cards first you are fake
I wouldn't do that about you the the furthest the two cards are fake the next three ones are real
Greg I wouldn't lie to you twice, you know that I
Mean I wouldn't I mean obviously I'd keep telling the truth
Okay, I believe you thank you
Wait, how many did you put down first before I believe you I put down to you on top
Okay, okay, okay, it's fine. It's too old school block
Yeah, I will this for sure then
No, that's true, that's bullshit you have to call him
I mean, it's got a noob strategy to think about it
It's kind of a new but I mean if I guess a bronze like him is like was like Kenny from a baby low-key. Okay. Okay, so
Okay, when we lose we cry and play a different game
Your bronze it's all good. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is the most bronze level in my life
I did tell you to call it on the first round. He didn't believe because you're near your boss. Wow
I call this
And you fell for it!
Okay, but I trusted my friend.
Sorry, I trusted my friend.
I trust Greek, not the stream snipers.
That was, you know...
That's gap!
That's gap!
What's up to you boys later?
You did a 2-3!
You did a 2-3!
You did a 2-3!
Did he? Did he though?
Can you guys please stop the stream sniping?
I have four, why can't I put four on it? It's not only me.
I don't want to open this stream up and see if he's sending the truth real quick.
You can only do three at a time.
Oh.
One quick.
She's lying.
Triss. Triss.
Is it true for her, huh?
We're gonna call these out
Okay, your ex do the thing do the thing
Do the thing
I
Pussy
That was this last real round
I knew yet it it's a G
Hey bang please die
are you lucky bitch yeah now bring it up again and I'll bring it to you again
were you able to slay the spire up said again I can't work I can't win it
multiplayer games after play a solo single-player game to feel good oh my
god as you piss me off so much like the fat you're willing to accuse your
friends playing an innocent game stream snipers because your ego has hurt that
he lost is crazy and bang it
broke up reversed we got reversed reversed you need Trisnick I asked
me that week and bang yeah we'll call it not be that guy but I have to call
Yeah
Damn on another bronze mistake, I can't oh
Okay, who invited a bronze player in a high fucking kill myself so they're not to listen to you guys
Genuinely, wait a minute like it's embarrassing you you're just insecure
He's out glass, he's out glass, he's out glass.
He's taken out.
You have the wrong table, this is the big boy table.
You have the wrong table, Greg, you have the wrong table.
How about you take out everybody else?
Like who cares?
All right, now shoot the gun.
Oh, hang on, let me just have a rest.
Another bronze track five rounds in a row?
I act like I cannot.
I can't.
I can't.
I
Cover my screen I have a bronzers in a row cover the screen see if he calls you out like that again. Yeah
Well, I call I called about faster than the stream deliberately. Yeah, yeah, yeah
You know you're free to like his streams. I'm
Okay, I mean, bro really you're snapping
I still have two more lives
Sniping but he wanted to make sure it didn't look like he was sniping so he did this this one time
It's like a late blood things his friends is like an among us like you can't he's got trust issues, bro
He's still bringing it up
How was he still stuck on it?
There's no way, the guy is stuck on British Brindley, like this is crazy.
Because you're accusing your friends like you're, like we're fucking bad people.
Bro, bro, play the fucking game, play the fucking game.
Bro, you just have like some fucking deep inner issues.
Yo, says fucking you.
Says fucking you.
I trust you with my life.
And I'm saying that.
Now do the bronze thing.
I would now say something nice to Greek I
would trust in my life
The fact that you don't trust anybody is worrying that's got that's got
You trust me with your life
That's just obvious for another big job
Everyone chillin just don't
Okay, get me out of this game
Holy shit. Oh my god, right?
But this guy's Lily bronze
And we're back six bad rounds in a row is a dredges. Oh, thank God
Thank God
One of the worst performance in the history of this game from my right here, but there is fucking God
He put a toddler just place buttons if I'm randomly and he would have actually had done a better job
like holy fucking Lord
Thank the fucking Lord
We use your friends
if you won. Alright, actually really get a stream stipend.
Yeah, nah, you really...
No, that is weird.
That is crazy.
All you've been doing is talking about that.
Okay, that is weird.
What's in here?
There's nothing, it's not even loaded, guys.
Dude, dude, how the fuck...
Why do I have to play and kill every bull...
out of both players that won the 1v2 is insane.
She's supposed to be.
Oh my God.
Alright, here's the thing Greek was talking about
with the thing in the right ear.
I'm going to get two kings.
Yeah, it's a book here, you're as fuck.
One king.
Oh God.
One king.
Moxie, you gotta let him win, otherwise we're gonna have hell to pay.
One king.
You think you'll keep the app in?
No, no, you have to let him win.
It's like, if you know the little cousin that you have at your house, yep, and
you have to let him win.
Marcy in it in a 1v1 a 2 1 strat is a sign of weakness. I wouldn't go for it
Yeah, you learn that when you're like flat
Bronze bronze bronze bronze bronze bronze bronze relations. It's a bronzer lobby
You won but at what cost yeah, I'm not playing anymore. No cost zero cost
No, no, it's a little cousin that you have to let play on your
I had to flex on the dog shit bronze right now, but I had to
because he kept running enough and I offered to just calm the temperature down
would stop being a bunch of dumb fucks, I calm it down
I didn't bring anything up and he's kept bringing it up
I mean, do we-
Nobody's sniping though, nobody's sniping
Oh my god, how did he stop bringing it up, I can't
Nobody's sniping though, little bro
Like, why in your skit so, like, how do you even bring that up?
How does that thought process even come up that your friends would be sniping all the time?
Eight-year-old game to get a W.
How are you still on this? I don't believe it's...
I'm with the Marine Z.
Like, how does that even come up in your brain?
How are you like, oh, they must be sniping me.
My name's XGZ.
Dude, dude, they're sniping me, dude.
There's no way I could lose.
How could I possibly use a game?
I seem pos-
You got styled on this.
How could I possibly drink I just styled on you and then dabbed on you
Come on, bro
I'm starting to understand why you locked in X
This the new game button
We can reset and do Dyson's then play this out but make sure X doesn't die first guys
otherwise he's gonna go full silent.
He's not going to interact with us guys he's not going to interact with us he's going to
go full silent and not say a fucking word.
Here's some advice for you guys ready to put in the advice against greek player absolute
worst player.
I can't bronzer wait am I bronze bronze and bronze a table
Brother this party what a bronzer Lobby
I smoked this whole Lobby zero six
Strange time didn't even work
Oh, I got it then.
How do I?
How do I?
One king.
Really?
Two, three strikes not gonna work anymore.
Dude, dude, really?
Guys, we're not gonna do this
Yeah, is it a Chinese lobby? That is insane. Nope, brother. I
Gotta say I gotta say this has you the most bronze lobby ever seen
You see like you see how he acts when he like wins really he starts chirping up like the boat birds in the morning
He says, fucking you!
He said, I was dead, I was dead, I was dead!
Bro, you're the one who said it!
The people don't talk, and if I'm dead, and I'll talk, he tweaks out!
Bro, you tweak out, you're the one who said it, you're dead, don't talk, and I wasn't talking!
That's crazy!
Bro, this is just crazy!
You're a fucking cool guy!
classic broccoli when you're winning everything's fine
you are a broccoli myself a 3-2 reverse early round she's a cool I
I wouldn't do it, it's a fucking corny...
I'm not alike, I actually agree with Rick, cause you know I could be...
Yeah, yeah, if he's winning he's as all happy. X must win in order for us to be happy.
Bro, you're the guy who asked for the day to be able to stop talking.
When I'm dead and I'm talking you tweak out. You tweak it for what? For what reason?
Yeah, yeah, don't talk, but don't leave the game and play it completely backwards.
I didn't leave it, I was in the game. Without the foot, the game would have closed.
slay this fire I saw the bottom right of my screen XQC is starting to slay the fire
I thought of that must be a product picture moron yeah okay welcome me for my 16 months
TLS bang two three I'm guessing strap one don't don't fall too because if it's not a two
three strap then and bang and bang and bang hey then it's if that's the case then you
I got to call him out next time then, if he's not doing the 2-3.
And bang.
I think that's a lie.
You got to worry about X.
Hey, don't worry about me.
Yeah, now he's just 2-3 to your ass.
Call it.
You should not lock it.
Hey, you guys, look at my hands.
Look at my hands.
Empty.
I play on my chords.
I play on my chords.
I would call it.
I would call that call it. No, don't call it. Don't call it.
They're angry. No, I have it. I ain't going to.
And he's getting over grunts.
Right now he's thinking. Yeah, he had to. Yeah, too. Yeah, too.
Good chat.
He had a way for chat to give me a class.
Classic. What a classic.
Right.
Actual classic.
My eyes aren't even hovering. I'm live streaming.
My eyes aren't even glancing to my shit.
Your word on your calling him is the mess out.
By the way, that's working.
I can't say the same about your monitors, because they're fucking broken all the time.
You're a millionaire and your whole fucking set of dog shit.
Okay, luckily, okay, luckily, okay.
Liar.
That's not trying to fuck other people over
No, no, he was all on my deck on my dick last time what I was playing that's got he was all on my dick
They sent to easy with three I have my fucking die
You can say that's a cop because you're dog shit. I like your money. Yeah, I
He says that because and projection he said that because he's fucking as crack at the game
What I'm fucking dog shit later once again once again
Holy shit, I can take L's but you can and anybody that took can take an L
You just call him out for not be able to take an L
Yeah, oh, yeah, that's true. He's right. Sure. Neil. He's right
Now neither the bronze thing
I
Did a thing where you lie
He's quiet cuz he knows that was true. I I did lie. I did lie. I did lie. I was like, I always
That's that that roll on three cards a one king. That's crazy
How many do you play
Don't tell him you should have concentrate just concentrate mr. I'm the best gamer and I have to win at every game otherwise
My egos her and I'm gonna fucking cry about it every game. You should know about that buddy lock in
fucking bitch fucking lock in so when he had to be cards I said as it don't look
to be one so he has won it no point in the point even convenience for their
and easy again by the way accidentally getting put out for you just you have
all but brother brother I yeah I like both of the rounds I like both times
and you're saying that because yeah he's only saying that because you always
Now it's to use your voice because you're no hint of the man's it. Let's go
That's cap
His only weapon was to talk in the round because he had just actually played all the real cars
We get so it's a classic in the bronze in his head and then yeah, okay, holy skit
So yeah, and your friends are out to get you to do forget about we're like all evil and we're out to get you
Well, I mean I mean not them just you lose your dog shit
yeah just now do the bronze thing yeah yeah I'm just like a fucking bad guy
that's just willing to snipe my friends in order to win to make myself feel
better about myself yeah that's the thing I would do you fucking project
him fucking okay bro okay bro go
yeah that's real that's real cap
don't call mom don't call mom quick
you know it's you know it's so funny Greek this guy acts like he's all high and
mighty but he's not gonna call the three-two
holy god
I'm not gonna lie this game is fucking good dude
you got three two like a brawns look at that
pussy ass bitch I'm getting free to remember well if only you guys knew you got three
two to three times but I had zero last time well I three two this lobby
three times with nothing in my hand
no you three two the grass actually
really good at the game oh shit yeah
just fucking bronzer congratulations
actually really good at the game you're
better than us now do the happy now
call them bro okay up to be allowed to
be happy now now great great if you
said another thousand others gave you
might go solar just lock in one time
us. You have to play it and I'll do the lighting. Probably cap, probably cap, probably cap, probably
Get
Where about moxie not me but you're so obsessed with me I get off my dick, bro really
Bro Jesse come on
Oh
Not just he has this dream open so he doesn't call him outright
not even he's not wrong hmm truth nuke shut up fucking pussy quick and I do the thing
where you do the absolute worst play possible the way you have it let's see it yeah yeah
he's saying that cuz he has no right cards I'm looking at the screen one queen he's
I
Just talked over
Who you heard that that was genuine true
That's cap it. Yes, three is with a reverse to three. Oh, yeah, he's called Rick out of there
I won't know bro. Really?
one queen
call him out
yes he always really
okay nice to land that
okay
well it was fun y'all
let's hope this bunny still got luck
yes
okay one bronze are gone
two more to go
Mean I got here. I have a clean slate by the way you guys are fucking loaded up. No, I'm back
And here I go
Call it porker
That's cap that's gonna be seven and bronze and bronze
I'm not you though. I'm not you. Yeah, I haven't said anything in the past like 10 minutes.
Yeah, because every time I talk, you just scream over me and fucking start yelling.
Like, what do you want me to do? Like, you just fucking yell over me all the time.
Hey, Marks, that's weird. This is the first time I actually lied. It's my first time.
Well, it's the first time I can call you out.
That's actually outrageous.
Was the first time I can call you out that's actually a bridges
You
It's not to the point.
I'm not gonna lie.
You had two balls, I had one.
I need to tell you now, but you took his eggs.
Greg, you're so bad.
I'm gonna go talk to the dog.
Go talk to the dog.
No, because you took his entire ball.
It was a dick.
What's a bronze?
You took his entire fucking dick.
Greg, it's like another man's win.
That's insane.
That is...
What a pocket to watch your broccoli.
That's insane.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Stay mad.
Stay mad, little bro.
Stay dead.
Call the stream.
Do the stream sniper thing, because he won.
You're gonna do it?
I don't know how to do it because he actually won fair and square
One gay played formlessly, oh he's dead lol
2 to 1
How does this work?
Uhh
We
Uhh, however many
So, so it's a crescendo, okay?
Because you call what you have and you can only match or go above them, so it's like a ramp up.
Okay, so you can't say you say less and that's the lie.
Yes, so basically if you have if you have it only goes up if I if I say I have to you have to call me out liar or go three.
He has to call you out liar or go for and in it and so you basically if you start you don't want the thing to go back to you because it's going to be way higher.
three ones.
Yep.
You think it's a little hot now?
No, no, no, no, I was wrong.
I bet it's the whole table.
I bet it's the whole table.
The whole table.
Yeah, the whole table.
Yeah, true.
The whole table has three ones or more.
That is what I'm saying.
Gotcha.
Okay.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, that could be true.
the whole table has five threes or what or more yeah because I have I have two
three I can say spot on which means like I say we do that's right and I
think you get a life back you be called spot on later yeah no 50 years in the
jungle people sure I'm just getting that's a lie no I got I got to two
threes three two threes two you got one three so that's already five zero oh
you should have caught spot on drink up it was good color is good color how's
that a good cool thanks thanks acts yeah that was a good call because you
nearly lost and X would win and it make him feel better. Good, good call.
Also the ones count for any number by the way.
Alright, alright, now we need to start this travel we ignore what we've said is lost his
mind and he's just yapping now.
Bro, he's just saying some dog shit.
Ah, you.
The man is just saying some random fuckin' slabber.
Jazz you.
I think there's at least one one die.
What do y'all think?
Six.
Yeah, yeah.
What?
Seven.
Seven what? Seven ones?
No, I can't, I can't.
I can't.
It's impossible.
It's very likely actually.
Yeah, there's not four of them.
I lied.
I have none so oh wait left five oh and wow because you're wrong that's that's
out
Now fuck you yeah, but eggs notice how I'm not like crying
God
laughs and flexes laugh okay moving on moving on yeah you killed it you killed
the bit you killed the bit moving on oh my god bro Jesus Christ you kill my
fucking Jesus my vibes
Let's have a we start off slow. Oh
Yeah
Seven ones. I have one one. I have no ones
Liar y'all are screwed you are
Come on
Bang
Oh, don't drink that, please don't drink that!
Stacey, no!
No, but I thought it was Mountain Dew.
Holy.
There are only three players now.
We'll have to do some more math on this.
I'm gonna have to use rock for this battle.
Whoa!
Ooh, and it looks like you guys are gonna have to do five... dices next.
Five threes!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Go ahead, X.
That looks really fucking tasty next to you, buddy.
You fucking bitch.
Drink up.
Drink up.
Drink up, little ass bub.
Look at Greg's face when he's saying that, bub.
Drink up, little bub.
Drink up little bub, call his fucking shit moxie, there's no way
That is the most cat we've seen in a row
Loki, I'm down with that, with my hands
Yeah, I'm down with that
Yeah, drink up, bum bum, drink up, bum bum
Yeah, I'm down with that
Oh, he should have called his phone out, I think
Yeah, I would say so
He's got one. He's got one. He's got one one
I mean you should have free and I got more and
Bye. Are you stupid?
Moxie you fucking lied to me
Moxie you fucking dumbass I thought my words counted as any number no dumbass. Oh
shit
Okay, well good luck
I'm gonna go place later spy all right go back boys
Can't fool a face like mine
pathetic
Drink up bum bum
So you really think you really you let you win at a taste on a call of you're dead you're dead stop talking
You're dead you're dead as a taste
Only three stack then explain it
Do the cheating thing
Sniper
Bonzer
I'm way too good at gaming
No, you wouldn't
You wouldn't cuz you couldn't you couldn't
Raise it raise it
raise it
Big mistake, buddy
Not
Yeah, too, didn't ya?
Oh, bottom sub, buddy.
Why'd you go forward?
There's only five dice between me and you.
So how does he know how to do that?
All right, all right, all right.
Oh, bronzer.
Sniper, bro.
Sniper.
Sniper.
Sniper.
Sniper.
Sniper.
Sniper.
Sniper.
Sniper.
Sniper.
Sniper.
Sniper.
sniping slander the one guy off-stream actually ends up ends up it going
When he pulled out Jesse for sniping
Because he's just losing so that means he can't be possible
Okay, so if we win it equals sniper got it
Yep, Moxie owns you buddy. Hey, well, hey, I would be a good time for me. Hey for those those who know they know
Those who know who know.
So what are we gonna do now?
That's all I gotta say.
Let's do the Ryder Swap.
Slaps.
Maximum.
Let's go.
What is this one?
Oh my god, no way!
Oh, this is fun.
What do I do in this?
F1.
I have no idea.
Oh, there's hints.
Hit 5 points and you unlock execute.
Power belong to one holy shit is the big one only the lowest score player dies when execute is used
If there's more than one at the bottom call liar at the right moment a lie leads to death spin survive death spin
After lying in your last bit is a race you have one time chance to use doubles
Dude there's so much rules to this one
uh what does it say on mine what does it say on mine
jesse what does it say on my my machine uh do i actually tell you yeah no nothing
two hearts
Here we go. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on
Why is it a year at the top?
I have two hearts
I can't get the game when you make a call it reveals your garden
like we we get to know one of his things we know there's a heart but then he's gonna
either tell us a truth or a lie here so you get to fight first so like that's
just well you have more than one arm I see it and now it'd be a lie my turn
Two hearts.
Huh?
Uh, I don't think he has one two hearts. Yes, well yes, yes super sure
And I'll get it
One heart
What?
Jack the Pot.
That's chat.
Call that shit.
Rear.
So we're saying, so we're saying Jesse got sick so now he can execute someone.
Oh
You want to get some points is what you you want? Yeah
You know what
That's fucking cap, that's so cappa.
Is it?
Is it though?
It's cappa.
Watch this, hun.
Say, you got it.
Wait, you got it?
Oh.
Alright, I didn't pull in, I understand.
It's fine, you did not get a heart here.
No, if you get a heart, you save it.
There you go.
Oh!
A little bit.
How does that work out?
Who's having- you having fun, Greek?
Yes.
Uh, yeah.
You having fun, X?
Yeah.
Who's having the most fun out of you two?
Probably me, because I'm stream sniping.
You're dead.
Gotcha.
Oh
Wait, how'd you tell them?
If I a bad job though
Cuz I I lied about a jackpot earlier and so I got plus four hearts
stop stop just stop just stop just stop one heart that's actually correct yeah
I think he actually does have that
one heart I can't I can't believe that I don't actually don't actually don't
understand this game still
two hearts you know what keep in touch okay
lol
please please please please please I need a max win I need a max win bad I need a
max win bad come on
oh my god never lucky later so I don't understand this game I this is a good
one this is probably the best one so far of all of them you call every single
round you spin you call I mean I mean you have it because yeah you get those
points it's whoever has the most points yeah you you're like trying to
about what you got so like say you have to say you spin and you get two hearts and
then I have two hearts like say yeah I have two hearts and it sounds like that
but it shows like you have a club because it only shows one of your things so
they might see any of your hearts and they're like I he doesn't have two hearts
but you do and then the dice one the dice one was better we should try the
poker one
flyers
turn
wait let me pick
oh i want this guy
pick that character and look down x
you're welcome
oh no that's the way i do it all the time
i didn't know how to play poker
okay then
did you
then we do that then no
I
We haven't tried
I didn't have to play it by just
My man
Oh
We we we wager a bullet
Why why wait wait wait wait you fast though what?
Okay, switch and then switch can be used once per turn you can still fold or call afterward the switch card in the two
unchosen ones are removed and
Then five percent chance that God will save you
I'm down with this hand. I think I go good. Um, yeah, I'll call that
We hold on tab it shows how good your hand is compared to everything
So you're gonna call a buddy a lot
What did he say yes, yeah, you're gonna you're gonna have been like this bro. No boys today. It's just your books
You want wager to both on your hand or not
Yeah, I can't
That was not a wager
Was that
Yeah, we called excuse me 23, but I called your hand so you can spam it. This is just Texas hold the man
What the?
5, 3, and... nope.
Well that's not possible.
I swish.
I swish.
I swish.
I swish.
I swish.
I swish.
I swish.
I swish.
I swish.
I swish.
I swish.
Oh, I get it now. Okay, I get it. I'm staying now.
Wow.
What the fuck?
Wait, what are you...
Moxie?
Look away.
What?
Oh!
Well, are you guys worried or something?
Uh...
I call.
I faked worse than this.
I mean, obviously.
How can you even do that?
All in.
Have a great hand.
Have a great ending.
Oh.
Betcha, man, it's good it's mine.
Uh...
One new pair.
I...
Why is he to new album of her last intro except two songs?
That is fucking insane like you two that he got the fucking river.
I would have fucking reclined the lobby with it.
Later guys.
Bruns lobby, bruns lobby, bruns lobby, bruns lobby, bruns lobby.
That'd be funny if it wasn't a river card though, but yeah, okay.
See ya.
Bro just making a random term, just making him seem like a nose poker.
I
The desert card I was like
Now that nudes are out time to actually have a good game of poker
But the fact the fact that here it is here it is
Here it is. He actually went on four bullets with Queen high is crazy
Here it is.
It's like...
Was that a smart all-in for me?
Bro, the flopped the turn and he stayed in and kept going up with Queen High. Like, that's insane.
Coward fold.
That's a suspect.
This is great, but with three kills I just never get blamed for anything. Like, this is...
This is great.
He gets a picture of his phone on me and goes to sleep with me next to him in his bedroom.
Waking up in the morning, ready just to get me for the next day.
I don't know what that means man.
Like you're obsessed.
You're obsessed.
I don't know what that means Brocco.
He did not call me Brocco.
My name is Dimitri Raimondo Antonatos.
Damn.
Bro, you sound like a king.
You sound like a great warrior like a like a someone who conquered
That's all right fine. Let's reset X. I'll say one nice thing about you and then you say one nice thing about me three things
Okay
X I would die for you. I don't care. Yeah, I said that doesn't count. Yeah
Fine. I got something else
What is that chicken wings in your pockets drumsticks okay right here what
Oh, yes, it's good
Oh yes, this is good, oh yes, this is good.
I can see Moxie's cards.
Okay, I'll say one thing nice about you, X. I get excited when you go live on Twitch
because I know we're going to have fun.
Okay, I'll one of you on that. I get excited when you go offline.
So you guys hang out?
Yeah.
Offstream?
What?
Okay, I'm still good.
Okay, so why aren't you saying the nice thing back, X?
I said we're gonna reset.
I get excited when you want to play games.
What's up?
Will you feed Max me?
That's why I never did.
I did you look at look at it. Whoa
Yeah, I
Mean shit, I'm just gonna go in my fingers, please and I'm warning this one then and you cut my fingers, please
Really dude to the moth like normal
I mean I won this you should go out. Yeah, you have more chance if you go out. Yeah, two jokers two jaces two jacks
What'd you have thank you queen five
We got 20 20
We actually would have lost
Nice
Her moxies just lucky like get a scratch off take it one time is luck
What is two times what is three times? Oh my god? I mean more
Uh, my hand's really bad, fuck it.
That'd be porn acting.
Okay, by the way, X, when you said you're excited to play games with me, that's what I said about you.
So you just used my good games with me.
That's not what you said.
Yeah, okay, I said I'm excited for you to go online so we can play games together and have fun.
Oh, well, okay, well, let's uh...
We did some idea.
I'm gonna say a nice thing about you now I genuinely care about your feelings
sometimes when I say something I get worried I've upset you I um I he's got
nothing it's fine come on man say something I I make fun of you all the
time but I admire you as a person and hope to learn more from you and of you
Okay, thank you Grog, I mean, uh, X.
I'll keep it going.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to.
So call him then, call him and love him.
I'm all in the next one.
Okay, okay, okay, I'll fold.
Does anyone want to compliment me?
Okay.
Just see you got great music test
Not see you have an amazing laugh
Just see you're so polite and understanding fucking easy. I had seven in a three only at a double up pair
On the code names a lot hell yeah
Was that in my schedule
X why's your energy all of a sudden drained what just happened to you?
I'm not, I'm not, what did I do, what did I do?
You just went, ohhhh, like an old man.
Did I stretch my legs under my desk? I'm sore, my legs hurt.
Here.
Okay.
I started an activity in Discord. I just go this way.
Nice and easy.
By the way, by the way, by the way, Markz, I do have that toolkit.
use that nevermind it doesn't work we got to do the other we got nevermind it
does I mean it wasn't let me yes it's airing me
well I see you heard that so can I use that it's just that over the last few
years it's been lagging a little bit so do it man do I roll no no we do
We could have it on our website.
OK.
Don't show the link, Greek.
OK, why just be those?
Other people streaming too.
What?
OK, where's the link?
I am.
Don't link this.
Do not link this.
Oh, sorry.
I went out to relax.
Is there just is mine?
Then you can change your name and settings,
whoever player one is kind of order though.
You guys join or what?
I'll see you guys.
We're all in mine.
You're not going to justice.
We're in team leader.
All right.
Do I activate a timer by the way?
No, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, just play with it. I could amount of time otherwise. Yeah, I'm in
How does code names work? Why am I not going on my picture?
Wait, it's not Johnny, buddy
Yeah, I'll go I'll join yours. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
Okay
Join up boys. Oh, we are in okay
um all right i'll be spy master oh no i'm a great don't stream if you stream
sniping this i mean i know you're not going to be like it just can i share
my screen yet oh no
but let's see the master operator i'm down for either i like i like either
okay there's any risk yeah but i don't give a shit
well we're all chosen again like like our realtor was like this was the
code names were playing it were playing the other game like you're
just stupid like you're just dumb hey how does code names look
By the way, well, I click and then go to chat because I'm not like a war without swapping any over and as soon as somebody says
He wants a name like that's insane. I joined yours over the way. Join up
What's the game? How does it work? Wait, who's hosting? Wait, he's gonna give you a word and then how do you got a match again?
words
Yeah, but how do I I told you what link
The URL on the top I'm saying you gotta click if I ask you ten times
Can I share the screen that everybody ignored me? I said I said I said yes in first eleven. Yeah
It's my fault
No, too late. They didn't make anyone
I didn't make you stop saying that it's so fucking only just stop
Is the link right here?
Okay, same teams
How could they be me the guy joining bricks in a great league
Okay, okay, so what do I do so how do I do this so you just me and I'm actually not allowed to talk ever so
Goodbye. Yeah, so next is gonna give you a word
And you got to find that there's many words that match that and you'll tell you the amount of words
I'm thinking will match that category
Okay, so I'm gonna give me like an overall word to get as many words as I can yeah
He's going to say Wizard and you'd click on Potter or...
Some words are going to be like neutral so it gives it to nobody.
Some words are going to end the game with us losing something.
So like there's a one black one if you lose, you get it, it's an IGG.
And there's some that are their words so try to be conservative.
Am I allowed to say Procter if you say Wizard?
Yes.
Yeah.
So you're gonna give me a word and I'm gonna have to choose so you basically got to make a unique word that only matches with that one
Yes, I like to go for a unique words. Okay
So say if the Sun he can't say bright because it might be heaven or some is to yes
But those might also be the words that you need so hope put oh right to so then you know, okay
it's sun in heaven but can you give me one word or can you give me like a bunch
of words no it's just he can only say one word he can't say we also aren't
allowed to talk starting now okay go X all right um I went
is that you that did that sharp yeah so two things are sharp okay two things
at a sharp so a knife is sharp and a razor is sharp so I'm gonna click and guessing no
and guessing what's not funny what's not funny what happened so when you click on it
there's a there's a hand at the top right of the card yet to click on the hand to
select the card. When you click, it just gets...
I'm going to skip our turn here, Moxie. Just skip it.
Okay, okay, okay. You didn't know.
Okay, so what do I click when I... No, no, no. Next time
I will cheat in a way that it will give you the two
just because it doesn't have the exact pair.
Let me get in the flow of this. Let me get in the flow of this. Next round if it's a three
Okay, I'll give you a five and then you just like the two ones on last round
What do I do here click a knife just click razor, okay?
Click knife pick raise it now right the hands top right of the of the cars
You gotta click the little hands like that's hovering to say you have multiple you could say oh
I think it's this one and then it's just hovering like this
Okay, okay. All right easy. All right, let's hit it and that's it now. I'm guessing I'm guessing
Then I do and guessing okay, cool. All right, I'm locked in now. Let's go
Why's there no music to this normally there is
I'm scared to click anything wand three
Well that's easy, that's a potter, wand, hand, you hold the wand with your hand, and wand,
magic of Eden, magic of Eden, I think that's the thing.
maybe the other way your thumb maybe I want to say magic of Eden hand but also
I don't know if magic of Eden is even a thing so but it sounds like it is
Mona Lisa's enough okay I'll go with Potter magic tower no you didn't say
magic you said want maybe maybe I don't do Eden then you didn't say magic you
said Eden you said want so maybe I'll say thumb as well but the same time I'm
I'm kinda scared to do want to do dumb.
I'll do Potter.
And I'll do,
I'll do hand.
Okay, now you asked for one more word.
Want.
Want magic of Eden.
I think it has to be-
Can you fart please?
Greg, what do you think?
It's probably, what, was the other one hand?
Yo, don't talk to him, don't talk to him.
Don't do this fucking bitch ass.
They're allowed to, they're allowed to.
Yeah, yeah, I think it's, I think it has to be thumb
because it's connected to the hand.
He's not gonna do anything else.
Like that's what Jesse would do, I'm pretty sure.
But why wouldn't he even say magic?
Because, because, because you don't hold magic
in your hand.
We could.
Magic tower, magic greenhouse, magic.
Wand, bacon, it could be a bacon,
one made out of bacon. No, that's not going to do. Sorry. I was just hungry. Um, what
about, um, I don't know, bait, uh, shit. I'm back on bacon for some reason. I don't
like to go over your mind. Okay. Uh, I love the low key skills. You see, you might do the
worst. Yeah, but do some, do some, do some, do some. I'm one. Please do some. That's
That's what he would do. I promise you he would do. If you'd done hand, he's going to do thumb.
Is that right?
I hope so.
Oh, we don't know.
Well, I know, but I hope that's what he meant.
Cart. Cart. Okay, so what goes in a cart?
So there's bacon. Why am I back on bacon again?
Okay, um, cart. But why is it a K?
Um, cart, like art, Mona Lisa.
Okay.
Um, okay.
Cause that's got art.
And then we got, we've got cart.
So we got a tower.
You could go in a cart down a tower.
Cart, like that's a chair.
A cart is a chair.
It's something you sit in.
Wait, I've locked it in.
Haven't I?
Oh my God.
That's a bad mistake.
Okay, a car is definitely a chair.
You sit in a car, it's like a chair.
Wait, what did I just do?
Yeah, click the neutral.
We're currently breaking the rules of the game.
It says it's IQ 50 or more to play the game
and we're playing with Greg, so.
Wait, how do we get there?
I'm scared we're gonna be arrested by the police
by being this lovely.
But what do you do in a car?
You sit down.
You might have to stop playing.
We have to stop playing.
Was that not a good guess though?
Was that a good guess?
six IQ so I don't know if we're allowed to?
Katy Perry?
Oh my god.
Katy Perry.
She wears dresses?
Okay, I said, so was I not wrong there?
Was I right?
Like, I want to settle Katy Perry's lap?
I don't know.
Disc, oh, move music.
Katy Perry.
What are you thinking when you think of Katy Perry?
Is there any songs that she's done?
I don't really know that many songs.
Okay, Dress and Disc is going to be one.
Heaven, because she's like her music could be heavenly.
I think Dress is definitely one.
Dress is one, and Disc is going to be one.
You lost you lost me Jesse you asked me
I don't even know what else could it be for Katy Perry there Jesse.
because her music is so terrible. Crash because you crash out when you hear it. I don't know,
This obviously like, that was tough, that was tough.
Oh, I have an idea.
Oh
This one if you do this one you're gonna be I'm very very impressed
That was that I that's quite a that's an idea I had in my head at the very end. I have a better one
But that kind of makes it like vast like like vast as in wait, can you define vast is he allowed to do that?
I'm not allowed to
Okay, I'm guessing that means like a large amount of it like a large area a vast like a big thing
So I'm guessing how many three I
Mean the Sun is vast
It's huge
right
The Sun is vast like
Can I Google a vast means
Now
I'll give you the end you're on the right track. I think okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, so the Sun is vast
I agree to myself the it's huge the Sun is
And then I'm gonna go heaven because that's what so heaven can't be lit. It's vast right is a limited
because a greenhouse is not vast, it's small. A tower could be vast. A tower is not vast,
litter is not vast, a farm could be vast. But if I've chose sun, it color hens with heaven.
So I'm going to go with heaven. But what's the third one? Eden. Garden of Eden? Heaven?
that makes sense to me low key yeah I'm I'm good with that I mean yeah oh thank
God you know I have no idea what magic wand was okay I have no idea what one
third one did I fuck up there did I fuck up there moxie nice yeah actually I
I think Wanda was some instead of I completely got rid of the Eden Park and I
still have no idea what Katy Perry is and I hope it was dress.
Oh wait, now that you say Katy Perry, I think bank.
She's got a hell of a cash.
Well, that's a stretch.
Katy Perry, it could be litter.
Because at her concerts, there's a lot of litter, like when people like drink at night
party.
Or slug, slug, because she might look like a slug maybe to some people.
Check, check, check.
Oh, maybe lap.
Maybe.
Oh, payday.
It's my turn.
Payday.
Easy.
payday easy bank chips what yeah like a poker chips you see the points your team
oh we're losing next hey day farm litter towel or to our stamp thing in
and these three for payday.
Damn ship.
Oh my god.
Okay.
ATV.
Okay that's easy.
There's an ATV on my farm.
um, crash, because you can crash in ATV. Three though. ATV, TV maybe? Ah, ATV. Um, ATV,
I mean, why would litter be an ATV? Why would turtle be an ATV? Why would slug be an ATV?
Why would chip be an ATV? Why would...
There also could be double meanings in a word.
Yes, I'm thinking. TV. ATV. Well, if it's a farm, I'm guessing like a greenhouse. That's
a good guess, right, Moxie? Come on.
Low-key, I think so.
bacon because that's what I thought like if it I feel like now we're stretching
I'm not gonna be stretching but I like bacon
TV TV green house like it farms have green houses like come on that's that's
no brainer yeah I agree with you
but I would have went that first oh shit why did I get that first okay I
didn't want it was it was fucking yes he said his green house on a farm farm
with one was not the fucking word I didn't know that I didn't know that's how
worked I didn't know it ended your turn
Jesse Jesse I'm just gonna I'm looking back at what you said
I'm assuming one is good
I don't know what else one could be
I'm gonna just choose farm and crash next
for sure because I know that's ATV
to
Next
We're gonna we got to beat them right here Jesse potato to
Tatoch
Well, it has to be Cheryl, but I knew I knew it was chip. I knew it was chip from payday
Okay, but we have three to do I should just do three
Potato farm no, that's mine
Uh slugs slugs because they slugs on on potatoes
Tatl towel little tower. I want to kick it one earlier, but you know you one more than I thought about it too
But I don't know the memes bro Jesse man
Slug
Bro
Jesse I'm not even kidding like how do you not want me to pick farm bro, but I think Rick has farm
Yeah, but Jesse would have known that. And he expects you to know that. He's smart.
Yeah, I know he doesn't want me to pick farm.
Yeah, it's slug. Because it's slug on potatoes.
Jesse, you only gave me two.
I mean, I'm going with potato tower or potato slug.
Why would there be a tower of potatoes you dim-dim?
sorry for calling you out. I'm going with all three. I'm going with all three.
I'm gonna go potato chip obviously.
I think Greek, I think XC has it easy.
I don't know why he gave me two, I feel you should have gave me three.
Then just don't do slap then if you're not sure.
Well no, now you don't want me to do it because
obviously it's obviously you know the other two
and he's gonna give you the next one that's a
that's uh that's like it's just one card for one hint
don't do slug please
it's the only one unless you was i mean wait that how did he get slug it how
did he how did he get slug it okay that comes from payday maybe there's
nothing slugging here wait shit okay wait i actually get it
Okay, yeah, potato slug because Chip was with payday.
But what is the other stuff with payday?
You put three with payday.
What was picked?
Payday.
Payday.
Why pick bank with payday?
And then I picked stamp.
So chip was for payday and now potato is to yeah, I don't be rich up
But there is nothing slug in any of the answers over here, and then I don't think it's far
There's nothing possible that is slugging it, but I think that's pretty sure you have a great day
But griggs on my team though. He doesn't see the colors. How yes, how would he know more?
Okay now explain how you get to slug explain it
Yeah, but no, I didn't ask you
I know I was a little suss. I won't like
Well, I
Say
No, just say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this shit. Just say it. Say how I want to know I do want to know
You're helping the enemy, by the way. I'm just like he's not my enemy. He's my friend. Yeah, I'm asking you
What was the thought process? I want to know
Yeah, okay, the top process is is to for potato
because chip was obviously payday and
bacon potato
But where do where do potatoes grow?
Chip and bacon and then you have the plus one that I wanted you to get with payday. I didn't connect potato and slug
Right. Can we do that game now? I've understand the game makes the most sense that way
Hey reset reset and I was very vocal about payday being stamp bank and ship
Yeah, but it still isn't linking it with slug though. It doesn't link it yet
Didn't say payday linked slug. Then what then what then what then?
Yeah
That's that's the most tap shit I heard all week
to him litter do you litter potatoes is there turtles on potatoes and I had to get
one card I had to get I had to throw out one join us by master mocks okay okay
all right good luck X yes I great told them that my team he doesn't see the
colors Greek could have not known Greek is on my team he doesn't see the
colors like are you stupid by the way I've closed chat and all I have I have
nothing to do Lady Gaga for bacon dress but I'm Katy Perry on X we could not
tell Rick and I told him he doesn't see the colors he has no idea I would have
never gotten that for Lady Gaga or Katy Perry bacon dress thing you don't
remember like me dressed never actually that sounds great great but I
I put the same before, by the way.
I managed to define it.
So you can link pop culture references,
memes, double meaning, fucking word correlation.
Anything you think about, I can do it.
If it's one thing, you can put multiple.
Even if it's far fetched, but make sure it doesn't link.
Other words, though.
That aren't ours.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just realized that.
Yeah, exactly.
Like Katy Perry works because it's one thing.
Hold on to the last thing.
I'll also do, if you say three,
I'll go by process of how big it is.
Like, let's say, you say orange,
I would do red and yellow before I do purple.
Does that make sense?
Because they're closer to red.
Just letting you know, have a good look.
Okay.
How about close chat, just so I don't see the help.
I'm going to check those look at that.
Look, see, black, black.
I believe you with my life.
OK.
Close all chat arenas.
Do you want to be in this lobby?
This is a serious lobby.
No, no, I think it's just seriously.
OK, oh god, this is difficult.
Hang on.
But remember, Greg, you can't say, you don't have to tell him anything, you know?
I understand, I understand, because, yeah, yeah, okay.
But you, yeah, like, but you can also message Moxie and ask him if you want to ask a question like that.
Um, okay, okay.
And I'll explain my whole thought process.
Yeah, I was doing that too.
It's why I question Mark's thought process, because normally it's pretty natural, Sus,
and Oji-Kan.
Okay, okay, let me just start off.
I'm not even gonna talk.
Yeah.
Do I have to put the amount?
I mean, when he said the grass, the potato.
I can kind of see it.
Oh, OK.
OK.
Barking?
Um, barking.
That's a storm.
That's a storm for sure.
Barking.
So the way that the goats go around the dog will bark at them
Ambulance oh and the ambulance are go around the dogs bark
I mean goat and it is both good for that I don't
Uh, uh, no, you're not talking, fortunately.
Okay.
If I were to take a guess by order of magnitude, what it is more likely to be?
Storm like a mark.
Lol.
Alrighty moxie just laid on me. I have the narrow link set up lock in
Now I know though that your top prize was not behind noises that make them bark though
Because ambulance and and goats are also kind of in that zone though stormers and was more likely to be that
I don't even know what you were thinking well, um, I
was I know I
Think I since I don't know it
Yeah, fine. Just play as it is.
Good, we got one out of the way here.
Emergency 2, that's obviously going to be an ambulance for emergency.
And then go to your dance lock, smell, degree, sword, needle, because you'll need a needle in an emergency.
And I'm right if there's a thief that is low-key and that's you would call the emergency, but I like
Well, definitely ambulance for sure
Let's see emergency
Scuba diver man. Oh, what it's no snow emergency beard dance
thief
Yo, yo, yo, great Greek it on the next round. Let's say to five or let's say to three put four for me
Okay, I'm privileged. I got it.
Okay, okay.
So I'll click it for the last round. I'll include it in.
So just put one number above what you think.
Okay.
That's a loud, by the way. That's a solid.
Well, it's in the game, but yes.
Yeah, yeah, you're allowed to do that.
Emergency. I don't know.
I feel like a needle makes a little bit more sense than a thief.
Because a thief is an emergency.
But like, you would need like a needle in an emergency.
okay sorry moxie okay so would you say I have to put one extra yeah yes yes so
if you're gonna go for a two say fuck that put a three instead wait you get a
plus you get a plus one yeah I know but I'm just staying into him just so that he
He doesn't mechanically, right?
So that he doesn't have to do it later on.
So he doesn't know if I got it or not.
I'll pick my...
No, no, no.
I'll pick my one.
You know what I'm talking about.
No, no, no.
I'll pick my one.
You can't speak, but you can't speak.
He can tell you stuff, Greek.
You can't say anything.
Okay, but I...
You can't...
Stop it.
I just thought...
I just thought...
I just thought...
I don't have a sandwich
He's asking me to
Go to three you go to two go to three you go to two go to three
You know what the fuck that forget me
Forget everything. I know I just did what levy told me. It's fine. You'll get it
This isn't even a fucking word like
I spelt it
Yeah, they meant the metal on with it a so I'm gonna do band steel and
and he did the thing that he did is a tiff, so BANG
and I think Barker was tiff, he's the tiff who goes to your house, then the dog barks
there we go
it's a good try though
When he put metal, I thought he meant like meddling around.
I mean, I think the metal there.
Ancient sword?
Ancient?
Minotaur!
Booyah?
Really, bitch?
Really?
Really
Fuck it moxie will clutch
Now we go John we get clutch up there. No, they can't
They cannot clutch at all get it
R.I.Q. isn't combined.
Jesse, what do you think he's meant by barking?
Come on, man, give me a hand here, buddy.
I see one thing, but if he did it, it's like, why?
You know what I mean?
I see one, but if he...
Like, I don't know.
I mean, goats get controlled by barking and shit, right?
I'm gonna have to go with that, I think.
I just figured out what it is.
the only tip i'll give you it's pretty obvious
griggs i'll try it by the way
i know my brain is fucking fine
i can't do this it's just too much pressure
The green.
Monkey's a smart.
I'll just go with what I got.
Monkeys are smart though.
I have it completely locked now. Yeah, I think it was a low low key throw. I know what I'll
let you know here. I know code names too. If you want, you can join after this game.
It would be. We would love to have you on me. If you're interested, um, an ancient
Pipe? No. Ancient.
Maybe a pipe? If it wasn't sword it wouldn't be pipe. Ancient. Gold is pretty ancient.
Beijing? What's older? Gold is older than Beijing. So I would say it would be gold or minotaur.
So I'm just letting you know that's what I'm thinking right now. Have fun.
Uh,
You want to give me any help backs?
Um, I think you're on the wrong track.
Beijing.
I'm sorry down.
And then Chinese.
The Chinese.
I
Scooba anthem the Chinese anthem Chinese broom Chinese pipe anthem is a lot of fans look like a
Minotaur Chinese smell Chinese
Dance
To the Chinese like to dance
Well, they do have the Chinese tick-tock zhao hong shu whoo dances on there
Chinese
Room
Pipe
Minotaur for ancient
The Chinese pipe is an instrument played in the early 1600s
a few of the age while discovering some of the most I don't want to give you
for answers I'm gonna stop looking. Chinese pipe I'm trying to think like
Chinese gold Chinese goat. The year the goat was last year.
Chinese skates, Chinese scuba diver, Chinese ear, dance, log, smell, it's probably Anthem,
like the Chinese Anthem.
Everybody knows that.
Oh my god that was not it.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I can finish the board.
Just give me easy ones.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm good too.
Sorry Moxie.
You just really bad.
You're just really bad.
Goats and parents are smart.
Also the parents make the dogs bark.
And they do bark because they mimic.
The parents can bark because they can mimic the dog.
They go bark, bark, bark.
So I got, now you just give me two more.
Oh yeah, that's good.
Yeah.
Okay, change the anthem.
And I do more, I do more if I wanted to guess more right.
Yeah.
Because you can't guess.
If I say two you can only guess two and then it's over.
Correct.
Yeah, four over finish yeah.
If you give me an idea of giving me all the old ones.
So
Quit equipment equipment I can't spell
you
you
you
you
you
I never got that second agent.
Ancient dance, ancient pipe, this is the last thing, Chinese, Chinese pipe, ancient broomstick, witch.
Broom, ancient witch!
Fuck!
Okay, easy.
We win.
I'm sorry, Moxie. I had to try to take the jump here.
Okay, you're trolling at this one.
I didn't have to spell Oxygen, that's the best I got. That's the best I fucking got, bro.
I don't know how to spell, why is everybody being a dick right now?
I mean, bro, use the reef or something.
But I don't know how to spell Oxygen.
okay whatever I'm making up for content it's fine I'm just farming chat interaction
I don't care how old I am fuck you kick chat I'll just turn you off if you continue
this is okay continue it's oxygen by the way I just couldn't spell it
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Again now equipment and equipment was for a scuba diver understandable. That's done with them
Oxygen and often
Oxygen
Really one more
So let me just I guess they'll give me some time. Yeah, I leave you some time
I need to find a match between what I missed in smart equipment
auction can you throw please I mean I'm gonna do a lot of these could be it but
just please throw please you know what you guys need three you know what I do
Oh
Okay, why why you give it to me as your shit, and I don't trust you so I
Mean they need a three stacks though. He can technically
I do guys
All right, don't you dare Google if you go if you go your change I'm not I swear
I swear on everything in my life. I would never do that
pull us
Be your pull us
It like just sounds familiar to me
Is it like a like a planet like in Star Wars?
Pull us
Pull us
Looks like yeah, dude. I don't know this. It's gonna be straight-up gas
Pull this I mean there's three words here that somehow connect
Like I
Don't even know log dance
Dance, polish, log, dance, log, snow, and pipe, skate, snow, skate, snow, and pipe, because
maybe he would say like snowboarding, that would just be so easy, so okay, I'll cancel
that out beard dance and log can't really be anything beard skate I feel like
beard and beard and skates like you can't mix anything ever with beard and
skates so I'll just remove that as a combo skates so let's do skates and then
not snow but maybe skates and pipe. Skates, pipe, and log, but then he'd do skateboarder.
So then skates, dance, does it mix? Okay, snow, snow, log.
Google this I can't snow log just wondering maybe maybe like beard like
like a like a maybe like it like an Antarctica man with a spear
sure
Why Snowdove?
Because I literally did every single possible combination of things
and there was always an easier word that you could put
so I tried finding a combo of things that I don't know the word to
if that makes sense, I don't know the word.
Great game. Great game.
One you're cheating, it's only one word.
Your mom is cheating, one.
through the game on purpose. So that's cheating.
I gave you a round.
I'm gonna tell you what it was. All right, Polis.
Okay, we had three words left.
Polis from among us.
From scuba and pipe.
Why don't you just put the tuba?
Why don't you just put the tuba?
I put oxygen. I put oxygen.
Just put tuba!
Put a fucking tuba!
Just put a tuba!
You're so dumb.
You're the dumbest fucking person I've ever met.
I put oxygen.
I got a fucking pipe.
A fucking pipe.
A pipe.
Polis among us.
So a snowy map, logs as in logs.
And then they put my logs and dance among us there.
How do you not get barking too?
Why, what?
Like barking too is the most simplest thing,
is dog that barks and a fucking parrot
that copies literally everything.
So we'll put a parrot.
And then emergency.
Oxygen pipe, you fucking bitch ass!
No, it's no emergency.
OK.
And then, yeah.
And then aim.
oxygen when there's smell and log yeah cuz you can smell oxygen maybe you can
smell oxygen oh my god just just stop just stop it's just stop fuck off you
can't smell oxygen it hasn't got a fuck you fuck you fuck you next time I choose
oxygen choose scuba diver
Fuck yes. I put my pocket. We won cuz that you're not allowed to put that word
Yeah, whatever fuck you to be nice to drop cleared
Okay, no metal. He said metal to the dumbest
I can guess like ten in a row. I made it simpler simplest possible and you feel fumbling the boarding pilot
But when there's a storm, like this is stupid.
I thought it would be long or something, but he said it was.
The barking parrot!
Barking parrot!
I was going to put under water, but he wouldn't get a parrotfish.
That's no way.
That was too advanced for you.
So I had to make it very simple.
Parrotfish?
It's a parrotfish.
You made a mistake in the spelling of your last three or five words.
I don't care if my spelling is wrong, you understood what it meant.
Jays!
Oxygen pipe!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Like while you're short circling it, you're stuck.
Guys, can we talk about that one?
Yeah, that was hard.
That was crazy.
familiar to me I just couldn't remember what it was it's a mongrel so those
things the pole I thought like maybe it was like a Star Wars like like you know
tap-tapping me into whatever that play like I don't know I don't know to see if
you go with them all make sure to bring your equipment
you guys want to play a wrist match and then um and then I gotta go to bed for
I'm gonna get a little bit of sleep for golf unless you want to keep going
No, I'm getting off. All right
Wait one more, please you could be risking to be so fucking fun. I don't know how to play risk. I don't play risk
Okay, let's talk it. Tell them all about it.
Please.
Please, thanks for coming.
Thanks, guys.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Okay.
No, man.
Later.
Okay.
Okay, so oxygen.
Let's go through this.
So, two oxygen.
So there was only two things on that entire board that could use oxygen, by the way.
Only two things.
Smell.
Bro, you can't, maybe you can, maybe you can with your fucking heightened fucking
of smell but we can a normal person can't smell oxygen the basis of snow is
oxygen the basis of snow is oxygen it literally literally so so so snow has
been out of oxygen yes yes it is got it not h2o
Oh my god, what about h2o?
Great, great, great, great, great, what's the O in h2o?
Okay, okay, I understand but it's frozen so it completely changes the element.
Oh man, just I can't.
It completely changes the state of the element.
I'm over this, I'm over this, I'm over this.
Okay, okay, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I'm over it.
What are the most simplest ones you could choose?
The simplest ones, scuba diver, yes, and then you think oxygen, what else does a scuba
diver need for oxygen?
No!
Oh, let me think.
No!
That's not how that works though.
You don't work a word down.
I work with your word and I get my, I get two words.
I don't go down the fucking reticule like one word is a good one, no.
I don't go, oxygen, scuba, but no.
No, and you know what I did I get my words it
It's how this works up. I won't go now. It's not a tip to the scoop
How's it? How's the word not relative to scuba diver though?
It is relative to scuba diver. Why would you choose anything else other than pipe?
Wait, what house? No house. No relative to scuba diver
No, it is that to me as it has to be with oxygen. Not
The word I choose, does that be relevant to the other word that I must choose?
As it be related to the word that you gave me!
Fucking shit.
Worms?
Okay, yeah I'm down. I'm down to do anything.
I just need to cool down a little bit because I just feel like punching his head with my fist.
Okay.
Well, you have to arrange your equipment so that we can metal together.
Don't, don't, don't break the module, you're going to have the oxigen fucking bitch ass.
No, no, don't make fun of my spelling, because last time I think I can't help.
Well, yeah.
Well, I can help you, but still.
So we, is it worms WMD or worms revolution or worms reloaded?
I think worms reloaded is the best one.
I know what you're going to call a little kid.
Oh, I'm so down.
I'm so fucking down.
Holy, what a suggestion.
absolute suggestion what an absolute suggestion yeah I feel that oh my god
fucking suck it good job X because if we're doing worms we need another player
when welcome to jungle no yeah yeah worms are fun again yeah at least get
people on worms
all right
i think i'll come out it's not as good
why
that's cool tomorrow
i'll be available to common people soon
why no need to worry greek
you finish things i'll come in
back up
oh my god are you serious they don't
stop stop playing with us like that
i'm not playing
we're
voice reporting helps us
turn on voice chat sure wait what's EU friendly time huh what's EU friendly time
it would be like real-world time it would be like yeah okay am or p.m. I mean if
X was normal he would wake up at 10 o'clock in the morning and stream the
day and then go to sleep at night unfortunately he's not so he he streams
at ridiculous hours in the late at night and then everybody from the EU is just
asleep but you need to stream EU times because it's a perfect time where NA
people are awake and EU people are awake and you can like multi like cast on
multiple people. You know what I'm saying? Like you can spread your content further.
Yeah
Cuz right now this is good for Australian so this time
Yeah, Australian frogs are loving you
You want to go live around 7 to 8 p.m. UK time? So I don't know what time that is in Florida a Floridian, but
What time is that in Florida chat?
Yeah
I'm in rocket League. Okay. Yeah, go live 1 to 2 p.m. In the afternoon
And then you you are perfect. That's perfect
Yeah, yeah, okay. Why we are we are you mocking me or are you actually like listening?
Okay, so one two three and you'll feel better you'll feel mentally better if you like get a good streaming at good hours
Yeah, I would do I would do I grab it. We can't
I'll craft it. I'm not gonna get it. Where's one out?
I'm down. Dude, I just got to...
I... Two look at the games and then I'll craft it.
Jesse has to go. Oh.
Yeah, and we need to wait for Jesse for that craft.
Oh, okay. Just plain black and you can call it...
There is a full-on villager that Billy built it.
Yeah, so you still you still have to do the purification thing, but there is a full like system thing now
It was Loki kind of dokes. I'm not gonna lie
What is that is that egg bad
No
It's faging
Yeah, egg man. If you don't hurt him to get
it seems that the guy with the egg head
oh x you need to try the new pickle burger from x from x from kfc from xc
Oh, he's got you think
You can take a little snoop and just look for a second and just see it
That way you can get excited to want to play next time. Can I feel like you just lost the excitement?
But if you see why I didn't I did I never lost it. I always want to play the game. Oh
Okay, I do too. Why I think great isn't like it as much as I know I don't I know I like it
But the only problem is I'm stuck on enchantments, and I'm not very good at enchanting stuff
So I need to just figure that bit out. It's a learning curve that I'm getting annoyed with
But can we just talk about food again real quick?
So the pickle burger from KFC do you have it in America or not because there's a new pickle burger, and it tastes so nice
Apparently they have it in Canada, but they have it in the UK as chat chat do they have
They have it they do have it in Canada. Oh no, my syringes. Oh
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Oh, bro, X?
Oh, my god, I'm trolling.
Yeah, didn't you think of anything?
I thought it was.
Yeah, I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I actually fucked up that one.
Well, they fixed it.
You were a music professor here.
Oh, maybe it was.
Share my class, DJ.
Tell me, as an example of what not to do.
Love you, X.
No, I don't.
I don't have my goggles in the locker.
What do you mean?
No, you was in my settings.
I'm fucked
All I did was, no, the only thing I changed was the camera
I just changed the camera from uh
No, because it was all fucked, all fucked
What did you do, Jess?
Well, I...
I uh, we did split screen and the controls were weird
So I did reset to default
You said, you reset my entire thing
Adding to default
I can't man, it is so lame
Wait, wait, you're fucked then because that's going to take ages.
Yeah, I have so many things to fix this, this is like, so, it's over, I don't understand
this.
My bad.
That was so good for me though.
If we had to blame one person here, who would it be?
Why was that arrow left and right?
No, chat, my binds are fine.
I mean, we're winning somehow and you're not even playing the game.
Yeah, just look, you just keep AFK for a little bit, because...
Get back, Jess.
But why would that one thing be wrong, though?
Yeah, I kept our slider.
I changed your x to your y to your y to your x, like just that one thing.
Okay, yeah, you did that.
Yeah.
I think that's fine, right?
You sure?
That's the only thing you think it's in the actual-
That's the only thing I changed.
It's all good. Watch out. watch
out. watch out. watch out. my
senses though.
It's all good. Why? Why? Every
time we play ranked Rocket League,
it turns into a muck bang at
Tech. Tech Stream. What? Yeah,
every time. I know, but he
eats food every time I'm playing
right now. He eats food and
then he becomes a technician.
Like it's really pissing me
1.5 1.5
No, it's amazing. He's helping with the
That's like a lot of 1.2 or something a walleye
Yes, you you from some of this on that like it like I know I'm sorry
I don't even I don't remember why the last time chat my settings
I don't know but we're we're winning
1.3 controller deadzone 0.05
I thought you know I didn't think it would change the whole thing I thought it was like
And also, it was a fuck up because it made me player one and you player two.
Oh fuck me, how did I miss an open hard goal?
Uh, 1x2x2 presents? Are you sure? 1x2x2? Yeah, Kisha has ever.
Oh, I missed, help!
Nice, nice.
I could have gotten it and I
Get out, Hex.
Oh, I mean...
Hit it out next time when I say hit it out.
I mean, you made the ball into an X. I mean...
Good shot.
Thank you.
Uh, okay.
Say good shot, Hex.
Look at the score screen.
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go G I just fucked up did he beat you there what's up no no no I missed I
missed I missed I missed yo chat chat how do I breathe do I use my lungs
chat what might do quickly chat chat do I chat maybe feet check feet
They do it after but if it was you you would do something as me because you want to damage your play with fucking dogs and new settings like just stop
No chat I briefed it now what do I do in the game chat I did it once just nice nice dude
Okay, chat now I can breathe chat now walking chat. What do I do now one foot in front of the other chat?
And la part in the poor to the bar bar. You should pull the car the yellow way the performer
I don't know what else to change there, you can follow me if you don't.
Help.
Oh ho ho, I almost did it.
Oh, I almost did it.
X, there's nothing new on my way!
I'm actually after this game, I can't deal with this one.
What's wrong with your settings?
Jesse, we said all of my settings, we said all of my settings, my whole account
is resetted.
All of it you play you play like you normally do so I didn't tell
You're so fucking annoying like it's just not just like jenny's is fucking on with the thing that it's not you it's
Irritable
Like holy fuck shut up
Shows you hey look it right after this good to free lobby and just free
My fucking steering settings are fucking cooked and it's hard to me to actually drive it
you even remember your old settings is the question no i don't that's why you need to
use a youtube video so you can go back and there's this pro settings that you can use
like got it fine that was nice to look at okay okay try sort yourself out in a free
play. Yeah I need to go look at the settings when you reset them. Change setting under
control it does well. How did you know you're setting so well Jesse? Geez. It was literally
My settings is default and then I just change one button.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'd have to look at the VOD, yeah.
Yeah, I put it at 120 at first, but then I put it at 130.
Is there any pros that run their controller settings on default?
Or is there like no pros that do that?
What is a dodge that sound?
What does that mean?
I was playing at the end earlier.
What is Dodge Denzone?
It's probably how far your control stick is when it does a backflip instead.
You know what I mean?
I have skin shake.
This was a classic.
Is it default?
I remember that.
I made it work.
I should have said default.
No, no, no, no.
See there?
Oh my god.
Your key finds are different to mine.
Who was there?
Actually?
Yeah.
I'm going to change them right now.
Ah, 30, 37.
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Don't don't don't don't don't don't go into those we not to look at this though still
So fucking on
It's good because Chad said school he said school. I mean, it's all good. I mean, okay, you know, I know who you fully
You know, you know, you're not gonna fool me with that shit
Like actual sheep or Andy I
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Gotta play a song you don't know about that that sounds worse than this and you would have not even if I couldn't do it
Yeah
Wow
I am getting killed so hard, I mean there is so much to kill so hard
I'm not getting killed either, I'm just being fucking friendly
I'm not getting carried, we're all equally putting up, that's a team game
Defend defend defend defend
I mean I'm getting killed
You make fun of others music, taste all the time, but God forbid, jacked us the same
What is that brother bro, what is that, what?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm just going to be glad people are being performative.
It has to do with their taste and being performative.
People want to call out Kai and be performative about this and that.
Everybody out there being performative.
But you get asked about your music choice and it's just a calling pace.
Just as far as the chat.
Like, that's the thing that I've been performing with it.
It's the most performative shit out there. It's insane.
Like, they're the lightest thing because you like it.
Yes.
I'm drunk.
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Uh oh, this is not good.
Oh my god.
Okay, hex.
Um, what was it?
Your house right now?
I think you put them down.
Yeah, I guess.
That's for sure.
You suck, where do you go?
That's, I'm just throwing it at all.
Nice, man.
Set up somebody.
You tell that, you tell that, you tell that, you tell that.
Go challenge.
Nice.
I'm here.
I'm gonna pass it there.
Okay.
Wallet.
Oh my god.
I'm going to pass it.
Oh my god
It's okay, it's okay
It's okay, it's okay
Of course, it's gonna be...
seven times
These kids are freaks. Oh, oh my
I bring up my big seven times. I don't I don't get the boost
That's my fault I blocked it to
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Can just watch along here a little bit beautiful beautiful stew. See how you guys work really well
Thing
I like that fan the only one to vendor all you fake
me that's that they're gonna hit it hard I'm right here though hold my pinch
why am I I saw you just like jittering on the wall
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I got this bitch on this shit
And I'm gonna punch
Well, do release
Bitch, you look like easy target
We gon' call your fleece
On the market
And on the street, the market
I'm full of all parking
You like to talk online
When you're pressing like
I can't hear you
I can't hear you
I can't hear you
Call your ass department
You don't know what made this man look
Bitch, now bring the hideous needle
I'm your money, I'll pay the deal
Bitch, you call your parchment
Why you lose money on the game
I like
Nice
Oh there, oh there, oh there.
Metro plays some fucking, some fucking replay 20 times drum kit.
Oh my god, this is fucking fire studio.
Fucking Benny X drops the most fucking fire shit on the E-Soul.
Oh my god, so goofy.
So fucking weird.
So weird.
Double fucking standards, as I say.
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What I doing oh
The major woman, the mother of the woman, of the VNX
The woman on the wall of the collab is with her
And I think it's fucking terrible mother of the shit
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is the most like market-pushed industry plant shit of all time. Come on, bro. Come on,
bro. Let me hoof some artillery. Oh, I cannot. I cannot. I cannot. I cannot. I cannot.
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EZ EURO MUSIC
You laugh at music i mean ironica but this is what music should be though.
This is music.
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Okay, go get one more.
Man, this is bad, dude.
One more.
Oh, I mean, we can end on a loss on a win.
Shrieking.
Yeah, yeah.
Go.
There's a few rules.
Can I end on a win, Shrieking?
Can I end on a loss
and can dead in the end on a loss?
Shrieking.
He can all...
It has to be some form of
pattern, man.
That's not a pattern.
I choked a little bit.
I'm done.
Okay, be nice.
Just hit that, yeah, as I say.
That's my boy!
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She literally the worst fucking child ever see my life. It's good. It's good
And because he is over within his way
No, oh
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that's that okay by the way I was adoring that for a good five minutes I'm gonna
take you to come back there oh it's because it's my it's my place it's other
playlists it's challenge gonna be you know has one good song and the rest of
his stuff is pretty mid but he's somehow in the industry so it goes
Watch out guys, you're gonna go high, you're gonna get double tap, double tap.
Matt, get him up.
Great, that was really nice.
Thank you.
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