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Hello?
Hello chat? Yes, I look a little bit so chag I love the
the air on a little bit I'm smoking it's my eyes a little bit
really hello good afternoon channel it is a 5 p.m. it got a load so you have to
chat boom bang I got to chat bum hello chat you know what I actually might get
it I don't know I'm I say I'm getting I'm gonna get a human fire but I should
I realized I live in a border, so are you human here? No?
No!
No, no, no! Do not do that! Do not! No, no!
Alright, the dog is here. No, no, no, no, no.
No, do not do that.
I
He's so old
What does he see some older dog man, it's really happy
Chat chat I spread chat guys. Yes. Yes, it's gonna be much fun to the best. Okay. Yes. It looks wasn't it is
It's he says yes like a back thing
He has a back thing so he walks like a slow way so that it's better than her to you know, I mean
I'm a little jet
Um, yeah boys like I don't know I like fitting his little thing
I got a little jet good morning, I've been
Hello, Jack. Is this on a banner or not?
Any review?
I think it's on a banner.
We'll use the ADL.
ADL has more good songs.
ADL has more good songs than bully.
Bang.
Um
I know why I um
What are you talking about this old song, but it um
This is a banger. That's a banger. There's a banger three bangers
What is this? What is this?
What is this? What is this?
That's him. That's him.
Come on, come on.
Oh
Hold on
Yeah
Bang yeah, yeah, I said all night finding songs that chat will like it. I guess I guess this is how I was research
I'm not getting I said hours into this shit
So that you guys would enjoy something for a minute and you guys are not doing my research
It's me what made it to good take it
Look at the depth of the production on this set
Okay, yeah, last last last music last music settings
Hold on hold on
Hold it hold it
No
Oh
I can't I can't check tell me that was a nice
Yeah, the product is crazy on this the water glazer yo suck it one G
Check, guys, guys, if this album, check, if ADL is not at least on album of the year,
uh, nominee, we are no longer listening to any hip-hopper, guys, guys, let's be honest,
none of us are gonna listen to any hip-hop at all if it is at least a nominee for album
of the year.
We're not allowed in that's a me and you me and you we are no longer in any hip-hop
Great takes dude, he's right. Yeah, he's right
He's right
Yeah, hold on
Yeah, yeah, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This part is fine
Challa!
Dude, that's it!
Some of the blue songs, let me think of...
Maybe you think of like Sierra Leone or whatever or like whatever in a song
and if something made me think of this
Check! Anybody know what it is all about?
I know it's the country but I meant it in a song he says that I don't know what song that is
Check it! You know what it is all about?
Diamond Hill! Yeah! Yeah!
Bang
I
I
Chass on my my songs today. All right. Well, I'll do more research tonight so that tomorrow
Oh, but I could get some good, some better songs than too then.
I mean, my music, it's all good.
I'll try harder next time.
Sorry, I didn't disappoint your chat.
And the way about that is, fuck you.
This shit is like it was fucking garbage.
This shit I gave you was curated in fucking straight heat.
And you don't like it?
Fuck you.
is the true goat now play karma
uh
this is the best part
um
officials that- wait hold on that was hard as fuck
yo
Yo tough Jack so tough, holy
Kaliora, yo
Nah, hold on
Holy shit, right
12 terabytes of Kit Kat products were stolen while in China to the effect of Central Italy
We're going to look at the supply chain.
I know the concern is safety, it's interesting.
Chad, why are people still kicking out of me?
Car.
You're still not, I'm not, you cannot be driving, ma'am.
What are you doing?
I'm not driving, I'm a passenger in a car.
You're still not, I'm not here in cases with people driving or as passengers
in cars. Okay. I will pull over right.
You're the bus coming out to everybody's house and doing these on boats and stuff
in the summer. I don't know.
I'm sorry. I have an emergency.
I'm going out of town for a family member,
but I will have my driver pull over and one second, I'm sorry.
I didn't know that I wasn't allowed to be in a car, but you can see I'm driving.
Am I crazy or does it not look like you're driving that car?
I'm not driving the car. I'm a passenger in the car, sir.
What side of the car are you on?
I'm on the left hand side.
How would you be on the left hand side of the passenger in the front seat? Am I missing something?
Right hand side. I'm sorry. I've been sitting in a room. I didn't know.
Yeah, it's a JDM, the seatbelts coming out for the of the driver's side, you know, you're
lying to me, right, Jack, Jack, Jack, guys, guys, the, the chemist married, she's doing
FaceTime.
Let me see the driver let me see the driver.
No.
One second.
No.
I have to ask your permission.
No.
Oh my God.
Well, you're not in the driver's side. Do you think I'm that stupid?
I'm going to go ahead and enter a default judgment. Our paper work says that we can't have, that they can't drive. Does it not, Jennifer?
I'm sorry, Your Honor. I took a breath in and started choking.
But I missed.
Is our paperwork not tell?
Yeah, it is.
What did I say?
I don't know you're on a breath is on choking
It does not say that I cannot be in a car
I'm marrying a default judgment be alive to me judge 1921 85 semi-orginal
So and put in their defendant
Was not available at the time and then was driving a car and telling the court she was not a marrying a default judgment
Have a great day. Thank you
Hey
Yeah, well, what about the lawyer guy, you know, is that the lawyer guy?
I'm not telling people that they can't be in a car.
I don't know your.
People versus Corey Harris.
I'm just going to give you one second.
I'm parking right now.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm not going to be able to
get it.
You're brandon.
Oh, yeah, you're on your honor.
We are asking an adjournment in this matter.
I'm sorry.
For weeks, the court would allow.
OK, so maybe I don't understand something.
This is a driver more license suspended.
That is correct, your honor.
And he was just driving.
and
Well, I have a license. Oh Chad it was on bad property though
Oh
Is it the charges your honor? Yes
No, I'm looking at his record. He doesn't have a license
He's suspended and he's just driving
Technically Chad that was on bad property. No
Um
chat on paper if let's say let me know guys is it is it vendor's point about that it could be considered
that has public access but it's not public seven months wait
hello
I'm into Mr. Harris.
Yeah, he does.
Yeah, am I right or wrong with this?
False, true or?
It is my lawyer. Okay, well, you're correct.
So anyway, I think I should watch some awesome stuff.
So you give this one.
Any cool news, any links in chat?
All right, let's look at this.
This is actually all.
Oh, now you're here, so let's not worry about it, now you're here.
Yeah. Oh my god. Can I have this, please?
Not bad.
Fucking juices, man.
Come on, man, really?
Yeah, guys, you watch my stream chat guys. They're like guys are like 30 years old. Yeah, most of these are 30, right?
right
right
just it was that work check what uh why's bothering him
Come on, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's doing his work, he's doing his interviews as uh, yeah, he's at the office, like, let the man work a little bit.
In Glendale flash mob burglary.
Why is he living here?
See, I gotta talk to him.
I think you should just be able to shoot him.
What?
I do. I think you just say, somebody does this.
That's it. That's how I think you shambled. That's my opinion. That's a hot take. You just
shoot.
I used to live right there. I'm not kidding. If you take three buildings, I used to live
right there. I would be able to walk there. I took some, kill on sight. What?
stealing shit out of the store.
I live at the Altona.
A few hours, exactly.
I'll just stop real quick.
Yeah, I will.
It's defense.
It is a self-defense.
I like the sound of that.
Go back to the Western days.
Yeah.
And then also like I would say.
Man, look at Fatty just man.
Oh, I have a noise take.
Oh, I mean, I mean, I kind of disagree with it.
I disagree with it.
But, um,
I think it depends. Also, Senorah, why would you still have Senorah? Senorah is hard to
match with normal clothes. It's more like dress, it's very kind of dress fashion. It's
more like formal fashion. It's more like formal, but still fashion. You can't match it with
anything. There's no point in fucking, nobody's gonna buy this. Nobody's gonna buy this.
And then also, like, I would say, man, look at Fatty just, man.
Look!
Well, there's one thing I can't disagree on, not for the two of you, is that, um, well,
if somebody breaks, if somebody breaks into your house, you defend yourself and defend
yourself from your loved ones and what you own and stuff like that, you know what I mean?
like it. I think that a store is a bit more public so there's a little of a middle ground
here somewhere. There's a middle ground where, you know what I mean? Is that a house? Well,
that's what I'm saying. There's a middle ground here somewhere. Man. But it's not either end of
it. Look. You know what I mean? Why did they make that noise? Was this the Lion King? The fuck's wrong
with you. You yapping like a hyena. Why would you do that? And you're being rage baited.
Could you see vigilaniism start? I mean, I hope so. But like again, like if I was the
government and I find out some...
Guys, because if it's a big fashion store, you get to say, oh, this is dogs. Oh, yeah.
What have done ass take? Don't harm people that are just stealing things. But if it's
your mom's and pop's, it's your dad's store that's like living page of the day and it's
their story, if they lose money,
if they get robbed, they lose money.
Then it's like, oh my God, dude, oh my God.
No, no, no, big independent.
So I think this is where people are gonna lose
their mind on this.
Is that, oh yeah, big, big, big, big.
How many of you, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him.
But we'll apply the rules differently
to a mom's and pop shop.
Well, in the eyes of the law and in the eyes of everybody else,
it's just, it's still a store.
It's still a store regardless.
So if you have a middle ground kind of rule instead,
then it'll apply to both
you'll be happy with it otherwise you'll have to pick a choose and you'll be a
hypocrite but he shot a shot I don't think you want to be I don't want to be
a hypocrite I pardon him give him a key to the city I'd say you know what I need
you to assemble a team I need you to I need you to assemble a team we have a
special mission got a special mission we didn't have to we saw some problems
now chat stealing is bad just I think I think I think we go back to this this
It's normal thing, stealing is bad,
and any other thing thing is reductive.
Laugh at them, then pardon them.
Yeah, exactly, right?
And you mean more like them?
Exactly.
And where's Daredevil when you need him?
Exactly, defenders.
Guys, the rewards of a high trust society
are very cool and good.
It's civilized, developed a world, right?
The bad thing is that when things have become high trust,
you better from that.
You can leave your house unlocked or whatever,
and not get robbed.
You can have a bike in front of your house
and not have a fucking bunch of guys pull up
and steal your bike,
and maybe even turn your child, whatever.
High trust equals good.
So, I mean-
I like the sound of that.
How about the rooftop Koreans?
Yeah, you gotta have like an exchange program,
bring some Koreans over with a shotgun.
So it's a race to the street.
They're parents, parents, their kids,
they think she should be shot.
I think that honestly, like you look at the video,
most black people that are in this,
and every black person here is,
Every other customer here was black.
Why, this person, where is it here?
Black, where's the other one, black?
I'm a black person, they're all black.
All these people are black.
So like, really the people that are the biggest victims
of this are black people.
Really, like that's it.
Like, they're the ones that are living in these areas
and they're being terrorized by these fucking people.
But everybody else wants to just live the American dream.
They want to just go buy a fucking hot dog,
but you can't buy a fucking hot dog
if you've got some guy that's trying to grab money
at the tip jar.
They're the biggest victims of this year.
The front chat, you know the gif,
you know the video where the guy says,
oh, they had me in the first half, whatever?
That gif, but in reverse.
You know what I mean?
I don't put me on the screen though.
Why is that thing on camera, my first time?
Why is that, my friend?
You piece of shit, you piece of shit, bro, nah.
No, bro!
I don't stand on that thing if you want it to.
Planet?
UCL thanks for the streamers over the last 64 months man.
You piece of shit bro, now!
That's insane.
Classic McKenna.
I don't think he's voluntarily.
I think those testament can really look better.
Bro, the fucking McKenna!
Um...
What do you dare me? You dare me to do what? Exactly?
I dare you to bark for me.
Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy.
Very good boy.
Who's turn is it now? Jesus Christ. Oh my God.
Who's turn is it now?
My turn. My turn.
Beautiful there.
There. I'm going to go for his chair.
I used to go with Robin on these servers, okay?
And then he'd get me like 10 girls, whatever.
Right?
And then you'd get on your knees and you'd be like a dog, right?
And you'd do all these tricks and by the end they would reveal if it was a fat dude or
not.
And most of the time it was a fat dude, right?
The voice, the model, you lose track of time, you lose track of reality because you get
caught into this conundrum of barking like a dog.
But in the end it's not even a girl, it's just a fat dude, right?
And there's a, uh, the mystery kind of gives you that rush though of being, dude, this
could be a hot girl or it could be a fat guy.
And that, that mystery is, is kind of exhilarating.
It's almost like gambling.
Like, oh my God, you know what you're going to get in the end.
if I had a button to obtain that thing, oh, I'm just like imagining, like, I wouldn't
want it permanently, respectfully, okay, but I definitely want to press the button where
I can have it for like a weekend.
I want to experience what it's like when the girl's looking up at you and you just kind
of flop it on the head and she's just like looking at it in awe, oh my god what the fuck.
I just want to experience that once.
Do you just feel like a fucking man?
Are you just sitting there looking down like oh yeah you like that thing fuck yeah.
You think you can fit it in your mouth at once?
You know what I'm saying?
I want to experience it one time.
One time for a weekend.
That's it, that's it, you can have it back after that.
The goat, yo, Drizzy.
Yeah, yeah.
Excuse me sir, do you speak English?
Long, one gay?
Succulbueh.
Excuse me sir, do you speak English?
Long, one gay?
Succulbueh.
Jack, you know what, Jack,
I've never seen anybody that's young in Montreal,
none of those big English.
I mean Cap, it's true.
It's more of an older thing.
People that are like, let's say like 35, maybe 40, and anybody above, it's kind of a gamble
that they can say that.
My dad was just asking me what's going on, what's happening.
I can speak English, yo.
I told him it's a shooting, somebody's here shooting up the school, and then he told me
he said, okay, I'm on my way.
Why your dad?
Is he your superhero?
Yes.
Check. To this day, I still don't know if he's laughing or not.
And my dad was just asking me what's going on.
Check. I think he's crying, but he's going to suppress his emotion because he doesn't want to be a guy crying on the camera TV.
I think it's just how it's coming out, you know what I mean?
Yo, what is this? Is this a young roller?
Haha.
Shat lady water. Shat lady water with that with the real chat.
Haha.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Holy shit, holy shit!
Who like this? Who like this? Who like this?
Beys there. Beys there.
We really don't know who like this though. That's Beys this fucker.
In the coffin, no talking when I'm talking
Cause I'm letting pay attention
Most times I say
Fifty-four months in my life
DelTeenCNFMI dosies
No feelings, it's me
Anytime I see rappers, all I'm thinking
I'm never getting in the booth
Being mischievous
I've been known to tear ripped from 15 and 16
By breaking down the system
Everybody can tell me that
Get money
I'm down
I'll click your link, one time
Yeah, that's me
Cause they're ready to fight
Trumpet guy, play happy birthday for me.
Oh, oh!
Whoa!
Hey!
No, no, no.
Hello!
Happy birthday,
my boss.
Happy birthday
to you.
Woo!
There you go!
You're so sweet.
You're so happy.
Very cool.
That's so wrong.
You're vitality bad.
Yeah.
Did we just take a tight time on full that?
I respect that.
We did.
I think we did.
That's actually me to sweet.
Oh, there you go.
I'm gonna use that wish.
I'll do it.
All right.
I'm gonna tell what else we have to do today.
I think it's important.
It's something important, right?
I'm just sexy, bro.
That's scary.
Well, that was gonna be fun.
No!
Check that out, it's pretty hard, no?
Oh!
I probably couldn't do this chat check the last part is all it's really hard
and it didn't just you would have to dip down low and come back up you know I
mean
so the one you're not centered it you're going you're going diagonal this was
impossible actually nice yo actually nice though
I think it's a video, but it has really pushed watches.
Oh.
What?
I skipped it.
Wait, is that a different one?
I thought it was a different one.
No, it was not the same, it was not the same, it was not the same.
Why does it really counts?
That doesn't really counts.
Jack, Jack, Jack, if your back truck is hanging like this, it doesn't count.
whatever you get on a ball long before we have an actual sex robot they can
talk to you like that probably not long not that long right really yeah would be
warm what how long before we have an actual sex
chat because I can't prove a chat but that means he's a he's an exergoner chat
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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Yes, where were you?
Well, here's a tru.
You've had this.
KX, hope you have a good stream.
Any Hungarians in the stream, any Romanians, any Greeks,
Pustren spam if you're a real one check. Is that in real school though?
I mean you could you could cheat at it
Everyone did really
Dreaming, talking
Over five years subscribed to this blonde chimpanzee, PLS React Tata PVC.
Believe it or not, cake sprinkles have been around since-
Let's watch cake sprinkles.
The late 18th century, when boys request-
Chad, do you guys call them sprinkles or do you call them jimmies?
What?
Hundreds and thousands.
Hundreds and thousands?
What?
What?
Are you really hundreds and thousands?
Sprinkles.
What the hell is jimmies?
Wait nobody nobody's heard of jimmy's see I look up jimmy's look what I get
See
What
Okay, chat true chat guys, but why is blue blue technology so bad if chat why is it why is the blue never work though
Why is it such a bad technology?
What is it? Yeah, yeah, explain to me why somebody doesn't go. Oh, let me invent something that works and it just works
Enjoyed for the recent smoking stream lean stream next
I think I'm going to get the rest.
Hold second.
Reminder that XQC should download a skin for Jill.
There are a ton of them on Nexus mods and I think you'll like them any kumas.
Craigasm, Craigasm.
What else we have today?
Because anything new?
Any new uploads that are good and need watch?
Ferguson draws level, here's a Hail Mary of a shot, here's a Hail Mary of a shot, that's
reasonable.
Chadden, Chadden, the chat for a show like that's very reasonable, no?
Here's a Hail Mary of the Sun.
I don't mind it. I don't mind it.
I don't mind it.
Any covers in the chat, I love covers.
Well, the ending is a little bit much, though.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, true link link the Aiden meme with PBM.
Watcha long one.
Big nose Mr. Chow.
XQC.
Alex.
QCL.
Yo Aiden.
Yo, you know I'm asking you-
Competition for finding the biggest loser LL.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Hold on.
I said, I said, I said, some slingy slingy stuff, quick.
We can do it, we can act it out.
Jack, this one's a really hard one.
I don't, Jack, I don't think it'll be at least,
at least one minute to get it ready.
AI with the braids.
AI with the braids, old meme from five years ago.
AI with the braids.
Link the video of the guy smoking fast
and drinking water really rapidly.
Open your mouth.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No.
No.
I'm a I with the braids I'm a I with the braids I'm a I with the braids
I'm A.I. with the Braves.
All right, all right.
Chat.
Okay, now, okay,
leave the one and one post on story,
post on story meme with,
that one's hard, that one's hard.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
No.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch, this thing isn't bullshitting.
Nope, wrong one.
Nope, wrong one.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Um, um, I thought you were day one.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
Okay?
Oh yeah, true, chat, chat.
New York City guy, bitch, with the guy opening his door
and him going past it.
The classic one, the classic, not the newer one.
The classic one.
Nope.
I'm the other guy. I'm the other guy. I'm the other guy. I'm the loser for remix with
guitar. I'm the other guy remix guitar.
Chad, wait.
Chad, who's the other guy?
That's my ass, champ.
I'm the other guy.
I'm the other guy.
Hey, look at that.
Okay, hold on.
Chad, is anything about a meme that Chad is in linking it?
One lap, Jen, it's the last thing.
Guess what, Jen?
Karl Marx, y'all.
Good stopper.
Y'all niggas is broke, y'all niggas is bummed.
Y'all niggas ain't gettin' no brain.
I'm getting all this bread to the bread, bread.
That nigga's broke, that nigga's lying.
That nigga's busted, nigga.
I'm getting all this bread, nigga.
And your niggas ain't getting no bread, nigga.
You broke ass, dirty ass, nasty ass, lying nigga.
That niggas ain't getting shit, nigga.
Do you remember this one thing?
That nigga killed a son, nigga.
Okay, okay, okay.
I didn't think about one that I didn't see in the chapter.
Come on, come on.
Hold on, meet me there, meet me there.
Ready, come on, meet me, come on, meet me, ready?
I'm a member.
Taser, Taser, snapping turla.
And, oh, but like a boss.
Welcome to the jungle on my 67 month.
676767.
My lord, a snapping turla.
Wow, I hope that's wrong video but correct me look at that sucker
Okay, try to create
Roman
Who's alright?
What's your name whenever you're ready?
Marcus Weirin
Tater, Tater, Tater
Chad guys, I'm on Zippertag, I'm addressing
Chad I thought, hold on now, hold on now
by the way chat that was that was actually an audition um for the role of um meme or reference linker
chat that that was actually an audition so that we can have somebody link the memes and put them
on the screen um with the transparent screen while doing ireland shit like that bang congrats you got the job
13-0 in time, I'll get you.
What do you think?
Chad, Chad, the winners are, hold on.
Woo Thomas, Demi.
Forget what the name is, it's H-Y-N-Snippy.
Yes, that is actually hard.
I saw this, Jesse.
I showed it.
That's all that.
Holy, holy, holy, holy, holy, holy.
What is it? Oh, well...
Wait, wait, wait.
There you go.
What is it?
What is that?
Certificate of Autistic.
Oh, you have a lot of those I heard.
Wow, that picture goes hard.
Who are the excuse now?
Well, it's actually...
I'm not gonna lie, this is good.
Well, Fargo Bank Transactors, did you print this yourself?
It gave me it when I bought my car.
It feels like the computer paper.
Nope, they gave me that when I bought my car.
But it feels like computer, you don't have the computer paper like you told it to.
Go ahead, read it.
I didn't hear the whole day.
It's a little bit blurry.
No, go ahead, read it.
Read the whole thing for me.
Um, a total amount of checks.
Hey, I'll read it for you.
Go ahead, you got that?
You got that?
It smells like paper.
I buy my cars.
400,800.
What the fuck is that?
We'll get it.
Check.
I'm gonna frame that bad boy.
And this is also the bill of sale right here.
That's what happens when you are stupid with your money.
You buy shit.
But yeah, this is my room.
I don't think you've seen it.
Have you?
Hi there.
Check.
the name of the guy looking at the receipt.
Jim Butler.
I know what's happening here.
What?
What?
Yo bro, you still in Miami?
Yeah.
Hey, what up in two weeks?
We in Miami and we're turning up a notch in you.
I mean, we're turning up a notch, me and you.
All right. Say less.
Dude, the light name?
Well, you've been ducking me. And it hurt my feelings.
Russ? What are you talking about?
Well, you haven't been drinking any, have you?
I
Called you maybe like eight times and you never pick up Jeff fake friend the warden
So
Yeah
Together again true actually true and also I'm actually pretty hard by the way. I'm not here. What is it?
What is it?
Okay, good then you can come with me and we can do bowling
Yeah, yeah
Sure bro, we can do bowling. Let's do bowling. Yeah, let's do it. Listen, bro, I'm gonna get back to work, but I'm gonna text you, actually respond, and then we can also set up a matter daddy if you want it.
Yeah, makes sense. Wait, we can set that up though. Yeah, what is that? What is what? A matter daddy. Nothing much, how about you?
Dude, that's good, actually.
Should I have to be really loud?
Should I have about one react?
Should I have a man allowed to do a react to me?
Benjamin Nanyahu, if you can hear this, my Indian neighbors are close to developing nuclear weapons.
Alright, well...
Let's go.
In Fondue Lake, Wisconsin, never-before-seen body cam footage
shows how domestic violence escalates to a massive house
fire.
Officers were called to the scene after a male
suspected of domestic violence barricaded
himself inside his residence.
J. Newman.
...the light.
What follows is something even officers weren't ready for.
J. Newman.
J. Newman.
Don't go home for right now.
Just don't go to the house right now.
Richard, get a film of me.
I'm the UN tenant.
What if I bring this out here?
OK.
We'll try to figure out what's going on and then when you came home with the
argument you wanted to go on and you didn't want to leave for X.
He did not dial it down when I came over.
What was he saying?
He's just pissed.
He's not going back to jail.
Ultimately, she came home and you destroyed the room that they stay in together.
And then there's some argument from what I heard.
The other lady just pulled up.
She lives over here.
So there's nobody else on him in the house right now.
right now. It's supposed to be on the first level. I don't know which room they're on.
We don't have any containment on the back side.
I don't know where my s**t I'm coming from.
So where is your bedroom from this entrance?
I'm a city grad with a gas can.
He said if you call the cops, you better call an ambulance too.
The bedroom is directly into the lap, and I suppose you should be.
Come on in. Talk to us.
We've got it right away.
What's the name?
Michael.
Michael?
Michael.
57, he did try to come to the front door on the west side and he ducked back in.
Oh yeah, a couple dogs.
Not very friendly dogs.
He's going to call them and we'll deal with him.
Nothing.
Two calls straight to the boys.
He turned to confirm flames from the front door.
Hey, can you get them out?
Move it.
Move it.
Get out of the house right now, come to me now, move, move, is anyone else in the house?
Let's go, let's go, go, go, go, go, keep going, keep going, keep going, over here, go, go,
Yeah, stay over here by the spot.
Get the gun on the ground!
Move, move, move.
Hold fire up! Hold fire up!
Hold fire up!
Get down on the ground!
Get them over here. Come here!
Get together.
Come here!
Get together.
like for traffic control.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, let's run.
Come on, solid voice, buddy.
Provo, do you want it?
Hands up, put your hands up.
What's up, buddy?
Hands up.
Hands up.
Hands up.
Move back your hands.
More to fence, hands up.
Captain, by us.
Dirt, don't wait to get over 2M or not.
No, we got the fence.
Hey, you guys got to get out of there.
Hey, you guys got to get out of there.
You gotta get out, buddy, out.
Get out.
Move.
He's got a big cunt on his neck.
Yep.
You gotta come over here so we can help you, buddy.
Come over here so we can help you.
You gotta come over here.
Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Oh
No, no, no, Tauze
What?
Here, Rob.
Wait, no way to stop it.
Here, go, go.
Go, go.
Don't shoot.
I'm talking to you.
Grab your dog.
I'm not here.
Get back here.
What's the time?
It's the dog's time.
Let's get some cover, guys.
We got to cover.
You got to get some cover.
How do we get into the glow?
Oh, here.
You two stay together.
You got nowhere, right?
Right.
Don't fly off the floor.
I'll go.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Sorry, I got him carried though.
Hey, hey, need one, need one!
Come here.
He's gonna be right on the other side of this house right here.
Yeah, he's gonna be right on the other side of this house right here.
Oh, I'm here.
I'm here.
Slow down, slow down.
Slow down.
Those two guys are not a problem.
So, I feel like he has a witness chair.
Show me your hands, buddy.
Show me your hands!
They've got to help you!
Hold on, guys.
Wait, actually? Is that something bad as in?
Look at this thing, that was, I think it's fine.
Those are all scared.
Come to us, man.
Those all scared you got to come to us come on
Come on, we're trying to help you buddy
Coach, coach, coach.
Come here in the car, so we can help you.
Let's say it's fucked for an Hawaiian.
Why would we shit it?
What's going on there?
Why does it block out so much of the strain?
We'll take him to the custody and drag his ass out of it.
I'll keep on reading.
All right, let's go.
And this is, you know, county squad, one block east,
ground location on second street.
Come here, buddy, so we can help you.
Hold on.
All right, hey!
Right here, throw that out.
We'll do it again.
Stop it.
Yeah, I'm just stopping.
Lay down so we can help you, buddy.
Lay down so we can help you.
Come on, get down here.
Come on.
On the ground! On the ground!
Do it! On the ground!
On the ground! On the ground!
On the ground! On the ground!
Get in your bag! Get in your bag!
Get in your bag!
Put your arm in there!
This way! This way!
Go! Down! Around!
Well it's not Taz, it's kind of borderline so...
You know what I mean?
Do it first!
I don't know. Yeah, we're
going to pull out on this.
Yo, yo, yo, yo. Right now, our
make a turn is the people that
make sure the neighboring
houses are out and people are
out at their make a turn right
now. Okay. And now, what is
this? You know, they say the
giants. Huh? No, no. Good.
It's Green Bay, a river, or a lake.
He's in the back as well.
He's not conscious.
At the restoration.
They had it till he breathed, a big blast.
Then why didn't they make him?
The G, the shape of the Green Bay.
Right here.
He had it breathing adequately, but he could not
touch the whole time.
You don't want him to stage it on me?
Yes.
After you had the surgery?
The tile's something like a whole blood here, unless.
Just because you have the nature of the blow over you can't really
Sorry for the bad killer
And that's gonna whatever the most dangerous job in crime. Yeah, there's gonna a lot of reaction
We'll be right back
Um, yeah, we can play them games.
Island boy, did that just send you into a fight or flight response? Yeah, I bet
I'm finding out largest
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Chas they're cut down at this with like good momentos on it or not
Um, it's not good
what what all right all right let's um just hit the 104 isn't the whole video
though
hey mr. q i know this is a long shot but i have to ask kenny way
would you do it into poor sycamore or galaxy play for one of the mario movie
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Nobody swore, no mother fucker!
What you said?
I need a cold as shit, nobody's...
Nobody swore, no mother fucker!
What you said?
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Check. I went pretty hard at it. Okay, hold on. I don't know. If I knew it, I would
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No self promo self promo nobody knows this shit nobody knows this this is literally self promo
I can win four clips, I can feel it in blue strip.
All I have with the silent gang fuck when our loose lives.
If you ain't cut them loose quick,
if a fuck nigga chop it, this ain't fake the new squeak.
It is asking these blue tips,
but these niggas want to shoot shit,
cause these PRs ain't stepping out my nigga stepping.
Walk them down, but they teach them a lesson.
I been kicking shit cool and got paper like Nessie.
Jack.
Y'all all nigga red, she say that she love how my bitch.
Jack, Jack, Jack, can you guys give me the color game?
Uh, Jack, today I'm locked in it.
I can show you guys,
Worry.
Today Jack, top 1% there.
Jack, please don't give me the fuck in it, Jack.
Give me it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You are Peshir of Soyer.
I'm John Locke.
What makes you?
John Locke.
As Locke was scared, even when he was pretending he wasn't.
What are these for?
My Locke about?
You're what?
My Locke about an adventure in the open, a man against the
Shad, does it got my rank in Deadlock?
His name is John Deadlock.
Would it be at the end of it?
Shouting at them that they couldn't tell me what I can't do.
Don't tell me what I can't do.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never.
This is the era of good TV shows.
I said it.
Everyone was going to say, oh, and the style of the farmer.
This is the era where TV shows were actually good on TV.
And that's some fucking dog shit.
Bang, bang, I said it.
Chat, one practice, one real game, done.
Single player.
Watch this.
Army, dark green, dark dark.
Pine.
Pine tree, pine tree.
It was more like a clay, I did something about it.
I had it when I went down and I stopped it.
Brownish?
Dark?
That one's tough.
That one's, I don't think I could do this one.
No, it's more like a, it's, it's not, more like a,
it's not it's not good chat it's not good oh oh oh blue play-doh blue play-doh
I call this one ultra blue.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
hold on hold on hold hold it
No, I forgot what it was.
My memory fails me.
It's over.
It's over.
I mean, that's light blue, that's a very clay light blue.
Stop it.
Hold on.
It's more powdery.
Yep, yep, yep.
Hold on.
It's more blue and it's a bit more clay in there.
blue bye where's the clay where's the clay where's the clay guys I said clay I
said that
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I think it's going to be like what about we install a $50,000 mega antenna that goes from
the middle of the boat all the way up to like 20 meters high and it's got to be a bit and
it's satellites.
Dude, can I be honest?
I have not even that would be a meteor.
You can't can I be honest you can't even stream in the majority of parts of America
about f-ing
No, no, yeah, but no, but the moon though on the moon the internet's fantastic up there
Somehow they streamed on the moon somehow the camera man was there before they landed
He got b-roll footage the moon landings fake
I don't give a shit, okay, then we go to the Midwest and we chase tornadoes
Oh, that's actually there that content, but how are you gonna get internet on chasing tornadoes?
I did it on them
I'm done with you, I'm done with you, the people that make content this early, I know them, they do, they do react, because those who actually go and do it, it's kind of no content for like fucking hours, and then they end up getting like very little, so that's why the reactors, they have all of them on screen and they swap their feeds, this one will have a better view, otherwise it's fucking absolutely fucking sliver.
How about how about we do training we train for like three years, and we'd be the first streamers to go to Mars
Yeah, but who's gonna find that shit?
Elon us
And by us, I mean fucking die you what else is there to do then fucking die? I
Mean dude if we're gonna get to the moon. No, okay
Is it possible to get to Mars?
No, well you know it's impossible to do zero gravity thing.
What was the zero gravity thing?
No, that's fine.
No, boo boo boo.
No, you go into a plane.
He says boo because he doesn't believe in gravity.
He says boo because he doesn't believe in zero gravity.
No, no, not even that.
I'm talking next level, like fuck zero gravity.
Let's go to the moon.
We can't do that, Greg.
Wait limit.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Lose weight or train.
We'll lose weight or train.
We'll be the first streamers to go to the moon.
No.
No.
Yeah, see, you limit your limit.
You got to think of the real ideas.
OK, but why can't we get to the moon?
Because you don't even think we went to the moon.
Juicer.
So how the hell are we getting there?
We'll be the first people to look out the moon ever.
Well, you know I have a great request.
He doesn't have any evidence about any of this shit.
show me one of the evidence about the moon and the landing being faked
show me one
go on YouTube, go on YouTube there's loads of things where that issues is
that's where I get my info
okay where else are you gonna get your info from? God?
just let me a video, let me a video where they
uh...
link in one good debunk video and see if the debunker can confirm if he's been debunked
but everything's been debunked
everything, people just don't want to look at the evidence
Like every debunk has been debunked, like...
Oh, well, I just think...
Do they have an ice wall?
No.
What?
No, I definitely think there is a advanced civilization
living in the depths of the ocean
that only UFOs can access.
Greek has to be rage-baiting.
I refuse to believe...
That's been there for centuries.
What?
Maybe like our Garthos or something like that,
like an our Garthos type place.
I do think that.
Because I feel like, okay, so you're telling me
out of all the millions of years that Earth has been here,
not one civilization is found like in a real good spot
that they need to be able to survive without being touched.
Like, okay, think about it.
Water, think about it, under the water,
they could be living there.
Like, who?
Safe as sound.
How, who, who?
The fish people, man.
You're saying like an actual, like a lumpus or whatever.
Yeah, I think it's something, like why not?
Because if there's a meat here.
they have to eat food, they have to survive, some of the advancements are big enough place
to have all these people.
Okay, but what's in the middle of the earth?
What's in the middle of the earth?
A molten core.
What does that admit?
Speed.
And what else?
Energy.
So why can't they use that in order to reverse, it's like a reverse sun.
Why can't they use that to survive?
We're not thinking about these.
We're not cooking, we're not answering these questions that need to be answered.
Why can't they use the core to reverse and...
We've only seen a certain percent of the ocean, like most of the ocean we haven't discovered.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what they mean by that is that it's very vast, right?
Why bother going in the middle of fucking nowhere, right?
And go in those waters, it's just water.
Survival is a game we're playing.
We're playing a game.
We've always been playing this game.
remember we were born we will put into this game the simulation of survival
whoever's the survivors whoever's the survives the longest wins you're in one
H3 so you need to eat a burger or two but me and Jesse will do great we're
well fed we're gonna survive like three four weeks
What is this video you are watching it's something like this to me if it is it is the best debunked, but if you can you screenshot
If the reason he doesn't respond to you and you come to my chat because if the reasoning if the reasoning is political
You're automatically wrong. There's no evidence a motive isn't evidence
Yeah, that's like the only thing I could like me
I think we went to the moon the only thing I can see is you're like, oh shit
We have to lie
Because of the race but no I think we have to hunt us down
There's no vacuum of space so it seems odd to me that the fuck is going to blow in the
Moon
No wind, no wind on the moon man
I mean I'm gonna trust this guy
He looks like Jesus, I'm trusting him I don't care if you look like Jesus I'm trusting you instantly
They said that they put a frame on the flag that's why it's out like that
Okay, but even then when you put what?
When you put it down, yeah, it's gonna it's gonna fucking wobble a little bit because no air resistance, right?
That the physics stops fucking working like what?
To create the illusion of blowing in the wind, but to that I say look at him
It's amazing what kinds of
Speak look the cameraman the cameraman doesn't even have a suit on there. So this guy says it is
It's just plot. It's plausible cameraman is the other
Look at him. He's the cameraman. He was on the moon before they landed the studio crew
Let's talk about the man who very well could have directed this hoax
It's fantastic. It looks like they're actually flying through space. So there's so much footage of people of people on the moon
There's so much of it, right a singular mistake on all of it
And it would be debunked in BGG energy a singular one mistake
In a vintage E and in what we go against anyone. Come on, bro. Show the classic us land
We there's no denying that some of the things from the Apollo program look unusual and are quite literally foreign to us in all
Other contexts. He's on bungee cords
in the airless environment of the moon crosshairs seeming to disappear in photographs
No, how's that air on the moon rocket engines? What is going on here? Are there actual explanations for all these things?
But how is that?
What?
I'm just saying!
I'm just saying!
I'm just saying!
I'm just saying!
know humans have been to the moon. Americans are the biggest producers of Hollywood films.
This is typical for them. Okay, except every single film, you can pinpoint what is fake
about it and how bad it is and why it's bad, and you can put your finger on it. Now point
me one of these frames where I put my finger on it and say this is bad. Okay, you're sponsored
by Donald Trump. Addos, how's their shadow there?
Why are there no stars in the sky?
Okay, yeah, I'm not flexing.
I might as well.
There's a few examples of things that couldn't possibly be replicated here on Earth,
and we'll even break down the map.
Look at them. Look at them freely. No, but why are they freely jumping around?
Like, they're not scared. They're going to get flown away.
Like, I'm not jumping on them around like that.
Great. Great. Great. You're not going to jump out of orbits.
Have you played KSV?
How'd you know?
How'd you know?
Because I played KSV. I played KSV.
Okay, but they didn't know that, they're on unknown territory, they're just jumping around like freedom.
It's unknown territory, sure, right? But they know what the gravity is.
What do they do? How do they land the thing? Landing the thing, you don't need to know, you don't need to master it.
Okay, anything humans have done they've always had casualties exploring it
There's never been at one time that we've one shot something
People died doing this shit. Wait, dude, they died before. Yeah, but did they didn't die on the moon and coming back?
Wait, well, why would they come in going back? It's not that hard. What you know, they almost died
But they clutch they had a like
great manually of course they did the Americans clutch at the final moment
Listen, they clutched it in the last second. They made it.
The American hero.
Rick, let's go.
Holy, no way.
Coming back is not that hard. It really is not that hard.
There's less gravity. Bring out of orbits, right?
Doesn't take that much power compared to breaking out of Earth, right?
As long as they aim properly, they make it, they get out of orbit of the moon, right?
Landing is pretty much a joke. It's a complete joke.
Come on, bro.
If I compare this, it's very easy.
It's the slingshot effect, right?
They go to the moon a certain way to where when they hit the orbit of the moon, it's
a perfect B line back.
So all they have to do is use that tiny booster that they had to realign that tiny bit of
line.
Thank you.
Well, they just wait for the spin around.
They don't want to spin around.
How do they know they have enough amount of fuel to go there and back when they've never
been there before?
Because they, like I said, they master the gravity.
It's not that they know it, they master it though.
They know how much propulsion they need
to get in orbit, out of it, is it wrong?
It is hard.
What?
Do you know I get people that tweet me and they go,
thank you for exposing the truth on XQC stream.
Jesus Christ is with you, brother.
Jesus Christ is with you.
I get those tweets after that.
Yeah, I do, because they're like, they're locked in.
They're just locked in, like.
Why were there no flames once the ascent stage looked off of the moon?
And maybe perhaps more importantly, who actually built this?
And how could they have tracked the ascent perfectly if it was really controlled from Earth?
What they wanted to do was...
Great, you're serious.
We landed two if you think we didn't.
Great.
Look how bad the camera work is.
Why did the camera work is so bad?
Look how good the connection is.
You can't even stream in the main part of LA.
Oh my God.
I can't even get internet.
It's a fucking closed loop. They're saying the footage themselves on the way back at the mess
But oh, yeah filming that from from the device. It's on the moon
And they left behind and then and it's film what that works
This was recorded open and they forgot they forgot the camera, man
That's what I'm saying. What's the camera man doing exact shot?
This was the last image of he's still there apparently the camera man date
It was the takeoff of Apollo 17.
They went to the moon.
They took the moon as they had it.
It's kind of complicated.
I mean, it could be.
We've never been to sea, so.
Gene Cernan.
No, no, no, no.
The feet of going to the moon means that you would have high ground in terms of the technology
and shit like that, right?
If they went to the moon and faked the footage, why would they fake the footage?
So they wouldn't get copied.
The whole point is to know if they can do it.
There's a whole point.
The whole point is like a war.
The Artemis case coming up, by the way.
Can they do it?
So even they can do it, bro, then DJ,
I mean, what are you talking about?
What do you guys think?
You copy it?
Let's just ask chat.
Is it real or fake?
What do you think?
Yeah, I'm not even lying.
A lot of people say too.
By the way, the Artemis II is launching on April 1st.
Are you gonna be on it?
But they're not, no, unfortunately not.
But they're not gonna be landing on the moon.
They're gonna be orbiting around the moon.
but the next mission, they're gonna go.
Why would they just left a bunch of shit on the moon
to classic Americans' victory?
Like they could just live to Earth,
they have to get the moon to, hopefully.
What do you mean they canceled it?
They canceled it again.
One, ground, suck.
No, three hours ago.
It's still on track to watch Artemis do
Acha-Maut, Oshinosh, and the moon, first.
Yeah, these theories are all based off of politics
and logic and whatever, but this is not evidence.
again link like incentives are evidence
yo yo great great great how many times you think one did a moment just don't
look at the chat quickly five seconds answer go zero times
how many times do the do the you know the people that are wrong think we went
and every like 12 times 13 times lack of understanding physics and math equals
must be fake pet a guy if you play ksd once you play case you pro use you'll
see the world a different way ksd open my mind to the world okay okay you're
the you're the type of guy that plays call a duty and thinks he can fight in
war because he's played card yo yo you're the type of guys played Tarkov a few times
recognizes a gun in the war and be like yo I know how to shoot that and reload I know
be wrong but he could be right you know if you ever found a model rocket with that little cardboard
I had a few rebuttals but they were really neat I didn't know if I was alive at the same time
before the success successful Apollo 11 landing in July of 1969 NASA experienced numerous failures
Including 15 consecutive failed lunar missions 15
Yep
By the time that we spawned in as humans right how much time as we've every every men humans like 2000 years
2000 right a ABC or whatever
Wait, Cubans or Cubans?
You guys are talking about your hive but you're like...
How long have you got squad?
Most beneficial are trolling, right?
We already finished our aerobics and alien air.
Why, because over here, we don't have the same...
In French, we don't have the same letters.
Look at the comment there. Stay in school. This could be you.
That's for you. That's for you.
Over here or where I'm from it's it's a pre JC
It's JC we say a
3000 JC
Before Jesus Christ see you guys just making up your own shit over there great
Chat is it not pretty Jaycee? That's not my message. Don't click that. I don't know what that is
All right. Oh
Look see that look the belt
see that see that yeah let's watch I want to see it check it out NASA.gov
is this a real website or am I gonna get hacked if I don't know this yes this is
this is real this is real
I don't think this is the raw field, I think this is what was brought here to be.
This is what was broadcasted to TV though.
And then a long one.
Because it looks like it affected my bit rates.
Have you seen that one where they interview the guy that hatched the moon and he fucks up and goes,
this is why we didn't go, I mean we did go to the moon.
You see that one? We slipped up on his words.
Yeah but when you have schittles telling you you didn't go to the moon 20 times a day, right?
It's on your mind. I mean you might slip up. I mean it's fine
Really dude look at oh my god
This looks real like
What a small step for man, so get me this house Victor that recording it
look look look look you can clearly see you see that it's it's waving away that
does not even minute can you go so air resistance look it's moving in unison
it look at that yeah there's not mimic Arizona at all
and it has sticks in it to keep it flat yeah all right so that one's that's
We can't debug as light as that one is real
Is there gravity on the moon?
Man this shit's fake. Look at the Gemini logo and that's why they're sticking to the moon
Just way less than Earth
Holy
Look at this fucking
Big bear
Holy shit
This is what we did
Canada ever go to the main I mean in spirit
Armstrong is on the moon, Neil Armstrong, 38-year-old American, standing on the surface
of the moon.
Why didn't he get a guy?
I'm standing up in solitude right now.
Look at this.
You made our country proud.
Okay, so they could land on the moon but they can't win a war in Vietnam.
So like, riddle me this.
How's that?
How's that?
So they could land on the moon but they can't win a war in Vietnam.
So like, riddle me this, how's that even possible?
Yo, what do you think about the war in Vietnam, the mess fuck?
They got fucking rolled and smoked but they can go on the moon though.
The coordination is so good they can go on the moon but as soon as it comes to finding
a few trees...
Well you know the complications of fighting in the fucking jungle?
I when you're against people that are defending their land space. Yes space or jungle bro
All the core advantage is insane in the jungle. Are you fucking stupid? I hope he's right
I hope he's right. It's like a 25 to 1 event. They're putting your risk when you want advice
25 against one and you can you can live in the war in Vietnam. I'm just saying you just got fucking smoked by us
Yo, quick. Give me one battle that the UK has one none zero
We took over the entire fucking plan and then lost all of it
Yeah, yeah, then lost to yourselves.
No, no, no, we literally lost to yourself.
Okay, we took control of the entire planet.
We realized how fucking shit everywhere was,
and we just went back to the UK,
and now everybody's trying to come in the UK now.
We realized how dog shit the rest of the world was.
So we went back to the UK.
Now everybody's just trying to go to the UK.
Who?
Who?
Everybody.
Who wants to go to the UK from North America?
Everybody.
Who?
Everyone.
No, no, no.
of the American dream
Chases his American dream just ends up homeless and skid row or somewhere like don't at me
Okay, well, I will add you because you're in the car and that was the mission ever heard of my dog
Okay, whatever that's the message the most we have the entire planet. We're like now. We'll just get back to the UK
You can have it
Empire clears
Yeah, I know I told you we ruled back then
Let's take a look at that.
Yeah, Mongolian.
I got Mongolian.
I got some DNA.
Empire is my size.
Okay.
No, that checks out.
That checks out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, the British actually cleared.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
The British actually cleared.
Yeah, we did.
26% of the whole world.
And then look at it, though.
Okay, now, now, now.
What is, um...
Says you, Trump's literally trying to be the British Empire right now.
How much does the UK...
Trump's trying to become the British Empire right now as we speak.
He will never be us.
He's trying to take over all these countries.
Size of the UK.
I'm right.
I'm right.
uh... chat job what what it what is the other percentage
but they have now compared to twenty six percent
chas your point zero four percent of the
i mean you guys really well on a on a on a on a on a island
you guys you guys are literally
team you australia
was a accident
but the number is if you round down it's zero
is that it's your present year around that zero percent
there's a sense
yeah and you want to know why nobody wants to take over canada
It's just filled with fucking potholes lakes and a bunch of fucking trees and nothing's there except for a couple park rangers
That say wait mate. You can't be walking over here
So being nice is bad. So being nice
We have water we have air we have we have we have oil smoking civilians
Yeah, well he wants Canada, man
Nobody wants Canada because they can't handle the cold that the mother bitches
even even with a coat on yo it's in the DNA that you could survive the cold the
blister and cold the wind of the of the winter you guys wouldn't be able to even
have all the gear you see you guys would fucking die we have the best they
would lose that battle in the frost like a battle of styling rabbit dumb fuck the
UK has the best naval in the world. Does the UK have the best naval?
Not true. China, China, China, China, US. And ammo. No, the United
Kingdom does not possess the world. As a 2026, a third ascent
right to United States Navy and then China.
Oh
Source source the juicer knows everything you got cleared it you got cleared it source source us by a us like propaganda side
Who cares okay, buddy buddy. Yeah, but you don't understand
Do you understand it's called the United Kingdom the way we fight in on the in the seas we're more united than any other
the country. You guys are more than buying any other country out there. You call yourself
a United States cringe. Oh, so United States. You're nice. It doesn't matter. I'll fight
in a way that's like our experience. I mean, the UK have better fighting experience. Alright.
Global air powers ranking top 10. Brother, the United States have fucking five spots
in the top 10. No, the United Kingdom does not have
an exterior naval fighting than the United States
Navy. What is the you say? Far more extensive. Oh,
shit. Combat experience. Go on. Um, I mean, you're at
what cost? You have fucking people that can't even
afford basic health. You guys have invented the
truth. Basic health care. The UK still doesn't have
toothpaste and it weren't 226. Explain that. Your
Civilians are dying because you're spending your money on fucking pointless wars rather than just fucking your students are dying
conditioner
It's all people dying of a common code because can't afford a fucking medicine because the US won't pay for it because nah America
We need war. Okay, so where do you guys get air-conditioner?
When I expect any of you you just you just wait till I lost the oxygen like I said yesterday
Did imagine that America for the people health care? No, but we're for the people freedom
You're free to die. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. Oh, bro. Why are you so impressive America?
You're not even American little bub. I am American I as Americans against
No, you're not yo because being American you don't you don't need to have your your scissors to be in them to be an American
Be you don't need to be born America to be an American. It's in the heart. It's in the heart
like you know what as an American you know it X you are American now yo yo
I'm sorry that we can afford medicine so we might die but freedom there you go
yeah well welcome thank you thank you freedom freedom of speech but if you
say one thing wrong you're fucking canceled you get imprisoned you get
killed. Yeah, freedom. Great. Great. You get shot. Great. Great. These are privately owned
companies. They get dictated what goes and not on the website. The government doesn't enforce it
like the UK. You go to your house, you post a meme online. If you can't, you post a meme online.
You go to jail. They go to your doorstep. Look at gross doors. They're just doors for a meme.
I never claimed freedom. You did. What freedom is there? So all these companies that cancel you,
They're not even American. They have American morals. What happened to American morals?
You're supporting companies without American morals. Well, give a fuck about freedom.
If you go into, if you go into a shot now, because they haven't, yeah, their pockets are heavy.
You can tell us when your pockets are heavy. They are rich. They do whatever. Like, sorry.
I do not seek approval of a world that crucified Jesus. Whoa.
No, don't bring religion to this now. It's way too far
That's true. I do not seek approval of a world that creeps to fall our Christian nation doesn't want to hear this show now
Yeah, I mean did you talk about colonization?
Quebec literally got colonized by one French man
You change your religion to Christianity and you all speak French so talk about colonization you guys are the easiest of color
Like it's ridiculous
Yo, that like what's gonna happen now like like a Jamaican guy's gonna come to you back
And then now he's gonna be like reggae music and everybody's gonna become rastafarian like what's next bro? Oh
Tomorrow you're gonna come on
Says the UK guy
That's actually insane eating jerk chicken within a week, buddy
If you don't your army uses the muskets and your civilians use the fucking sword and dagger you fucking moron
Where are you talking to? Holy shit, I can't...
Yeah, cause we don't believe in guns. We believe like, fighting like men with swords and knives.
That's how it is over here.
Holy fuck, man.
You're a pussy if you use a gun.
Brother, brother, brother.
Civilians have to go around with a fucking shield.
Like that, do you have a, what is your like fucking Lincoln's down there?
Bring a shield.
Bring a shield, little bro. Like, put the guns down.
Holy shit. Yo, Grick, click that Lincoln.
Grick, click it.
Grick, click it. Grick, click it.
It's bad, it's bad.
Click it, let's do click it.
It's bad.
I actually can't see it, it's content.
I actually can't see it, it's...
Wait, show me.
Oh!
Are you fucking kidding?
Holy shit!
That's insane!
Oh no, oh no, I'm saying for some fucking brain rot,
Imager.
That website is where all the things are in.
And then they fucking laughed at me.
I love that they actually lived at the end.
Jesus Christ, though.
Anyway, um, LinkedIn baby names.
I'm just saying, Europe trumps.
It actually trumps everywhere in the world.
Europe, the culture, the buildings that exist,
our religion just completely owns the entire world.
Just everything about it.
What? The what?
Everything dude the Greeks
The Greeks with their philosophy
The British area everything we just own
Whatever that
Well, you're not a guess so everything. Yes says America. It's not even your land
I don't know now
says America
but there
The UK has nothing just be honest. I love you
Okay, I'm I'm actually one of the biggest UK fans. I love UK UK drill. I love born Ramsey. I love a David Beckham
I love anybody UK, but wait you you do know America was actually taken over by people from England, right?
And then they did what and then they threw the game. It's like saying I was I was one of these three guys
I got first blood in my league game, but we got question fucking 30 to one
But dude, but remember like an invasion of we had the first blood holy shit, but buddy
You guys got fucking clapped hard back to your fucking island. We're talking to
Next bit guys Americans are fat
That's just too far no really really dead people people died every day of
Complications and shit and the heart. Yeah, I know I mean they can at least they can go up the free healthcare that they could
Oh, never mind. Sorry. They don't have free care. They just die.
So now you spend more money on health care? What if you just spend less on food?
Basically, what happens is the America poisons their population with dog shit food.
And then what happens is then you get health complications and then you have to spend your entire
life's worth of savings on medical bills, overpriced medical bills, okay?
Nice.
Okay.
So what about you?
You don't want to go to Oswald that many times, right?
And you spend 60,000% taxes to never, to never use the health care and those funds go
to everything else, to everybody else except for you.
So what?
Mediterranean diet, the Mediterranean diet is some of the best diet in the world and
people live in their hundreds.
Some of the most oldest people live in Italy and Greece because of how good our food is
here.
In America, you guys eat radioactive drinks, you eat eckelburgers, yeah, and I don't know
what the milk is.
No wonder you guys aren't fat.
You can't fucking eat because you keep the full fucking rocks in it, you can't fucking
eat the food.
No wonder you guys aren't fucking fat.
You can't eat the food, man.
Bro, look at you in that thumbnail up.
You're so hard trying to be Tifu.
You dye your hair blonde.
You try, like, look at you, man.
Who?
Be yourself.
You there in that thumbnail.
You're just trying to be Tifu.
In this whole room.
I'm about to call somebody who sucks at all this.
Buddy, you look like a broccoli.
Dude, dude, look at you trying to be Tifu,
dyeing your hair blonde like that.
Bro, look at you.
You're trying to be a broccoli.
Look at me.
I'm being myself.
I didn't dye anything I did.
Wow. The bread's super soft. Great. Great. Just a last comment. I see what I'm done.
Explain why you have a car radiator in your living room. Look at that. It says NA body
in the comments. Do you see that in the chat? NA body. He even knows that NA's a fact. Yeah,
only true. True. But explain why you have a car radiator in your living room though.
Explain that. Because that's how we heat up in here. What's that fourth suggestion on the right?
One two three four
Great what do you got what do you got easy?
Sprinkles
They fucking get me I'm not a good boy like that
I'm not going to say she was retarded but she had some shit wrong with her mentally.
Not like there was a fucking fire truck behind me bro.
That's damn it.
Who is this guy?
Look, I-
A fat torto blew my suspension.
Yeah, these are the videos I click on YouTube.
In my fucking phone fell.
Look Wiggins.
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
I mean he's allowed, he gets a pass.
He's right as hell.
You know what I mean? I'm gonna pull up here to this other fire lane
because
You know, I'm just cool like that. You feel me?
anyway
Like I was saying this is why don't like random videos. She wasn't retarded, but she had
That's all you do for the first like 10 minutes at two hours of your stream. Let's take random videos. Yeah, all my super villain intro
That's classic
How's it Jesse's trim hold up this is Jesse when he gets older
I can see Jesse did this.
Yo, what are you smoking?
I'm not, I'm not entertaining you.
Okay, this is...
Nooooo!
Well that puff was fucking huge though!
Wait, Jacob, get off my piece,
X-Mup does a classic doing that.
It's a pretty good one.
That puck was huge!
He's keeping all the ass to it, it's not falling.
Yo, kick the Jacob one, yes.
Oh, this is a classic.
Yeah, this is a classic.
I don't know if I can get my bowl because I dropped mine earlier.
American voice, do you hear that?
Why aren't you guys talking to him?
He's British too.
Jacob, go off.
Go off.
Go off.
Yes, folks.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Come on.
Jacob, turn it off.
aww
i'm joking
it won't let me off till it went on and turned it off
I
Am I I mean I'm really good at games
Yeah, you guys I'll play for guys. Oh
Generation consoles
Oh, that's gonna get what is that?
Classic holy this is a new Apple device. So that by watching it up ten times like
Oh my god, the egg box, right?
We wanted this shit to be released so bad.
Yo, we wanted the Egg Box 720, super hard.
We saw it and went, hold on, what is that?
No, we didn't, we found it.
This is AI videos before it was AI.
Wait, hold on, dude, look.
Look, do you really think about it though?
No?
Holy, true, yeah, it's like the controllers.
Wait.
Oh, wait, hold up. Wait, that's exactly what it is now.
It is. They figured out the R.
Yeah. Omega.
ESP. ESP. Whatever it is. I really wanted one of them.
ESP. ESP.
The last Xbox. The 720.
Yo!
I have to play Rocket League on that.
Hold me.
I knew that you were true with the fucking...
I'm gonna be exist now, yeah.
Oh, it's...
That literally just exists.
That is the PS4.
Wait, that's the PS4!
That's the PS5!
There's the Lengthest Modem!
Another PS4 only.
Oh, yeah.
That's a talk of...
That's a Tarkov weapon, with like the flat nose.
So that was me, it's the only user by the way.
I should watch out guys, look at these, that is all we had for the videos.
Like this is the videos we've watched.
Look, you're on the iPhone.
And it was good enough too.
Have you seen the iPhone 1 when the iPhone like, levitates and it flies around?
Well, it was one.
Oh.
Ah, this is classic.
Classic, and then they go to the PC.
Excuse me.
Like, all these are classics.
Is this fake though?
Yeah, of course it's fake, probably.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's the right thing is a camera. Yeah a camera and those in those years, but they're
Really good
There's video classic classic the direct TV remote
And it is it it's gonna pop isn't it?
Stop freaking out
What a classic I mean
Raging after time he's raging out of a tiny inconvenience. I think you stole his whole flow
So
The inconvenience though are worse than the big problems though
It needs the big problems as a shit fucking warning that he doesn't
Damn, these are all the old videos hold on
remember the honey badger don't give a shit yeah classic yeah
yo watch out what is recorded on that
Chas those are crazy I don't think I can watch one of these
It takes a tumble.
Dude, dude, if you aren't there in that era, you don't know, check, the wonders of voice
messages, holy shit, actual cinema.
Yeah, after a game is done, it was like the guy you killed a bunch, you get the message.
Oh, oh, Chad, look it.
Chad, you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
Hey, you're just mad because I'll be able to do something with my fucking guitar
and hands that you'll never be able to achieve in your entire life, kid.
So, yes, you're gay.
Yes!
That's none of you! That's none of you!
Classic mic.
people do that.
They're all always.
I don't know.
There's road racks.
Look at the top. Look at the top. It says,
Kate.
Yeah.
You know,
he knows what I'm talking about.
You know, Bobby's
these, these, okay.
And the future
to add the best badges
for prestigious. Let's just say
Wait, it's not sweet. It's not. I can't guess. No, that's
I don't know it's black it's black ops two for me
Wait, I got two. Oh fuck that. Yeah, no, the mobile bed procedures. What? Wow, it's okay
Oh
Yikes, oh yikes
These are awful, hey, that's the first one though. Oh, let me check
Yeah, it was a day
that's all that's all no no no that's all look at that lobby that's all four
chase me no what what about the one from modern warfare or cut for no no
was the best for my opinion oh my god I used to play this I didn't play this
After school
Wait, this was a go. Oh, no. No, this was holy holy. Yeah
Yeah, I would dance. Why I didn't play cod for though. I only played world at war zombies
It got ruined when the jailbreak modders just everybody was max prestige, but I always had the old consoles
I play GameCube until the Xbox 360 was out for like three years and it was
Jesse commented.
Yeah, it's me.
Is that you?
No.
No.
Okay.
Let's, let's just give a final answer of what, what, what is the best prestigious
sound is.
So none of these are conveners.
None of these are allowed in the, in this competition.
Look at Black Ops 2, bro!
Black Ops 2.
That is just heat.
Black Ops 1 is also heat.
Black Ops 1 is the good.
I might be...
Black Ops 2 and Black Ops 1 for me is just so heat.
I might be honest.
Dude, dude, dude.
The best one was when you ranked up on World at War,
Call of Duty World at War,
and it's like,
that was the most aura ever.
I'm sorry.
And Dance Warfare looks like shit, no?
Yeah, it's why they're not.
These are awful.
But, Disney, look at this.
Look at Blank Ops 2. Look at that. Is that Poseidon? Is that a Scorpion?
It is. Yes. I remember being the boar. I remember being the one for what. Oh my god.
Brother, it's not... It cannot be something like this. Like, it has to be cool and or. It has to be simple.
Like, look at Gods 4. Look at this shit. But look at Gods 4.
I stop I stop the number five is an aga no no it's a cyclope it's a cyclope it's
whether it's one of the cyclope in a pokemon it's a dust cop it's a dust cop
I was hate for siege I hate I hate on cod for I hate 50 stage and 7th I didn't
like fifth but then it grew on me was I was there what about final prestige
For final prestigious it's Black Ops 2 for me.
More like it than it goes.
Yep, Modern Warfare 3 is good.
Modern Warfare 2 on Cup 4.
Yeah, yep, yep, for sure.
I mean, Black Ops 2 was my first,
Black Ops 1 was my first Call of Duty game.
I stopped playing.
Black Ops 2 was like the holy grail for me, so I, there's so much to say.
You started playing in Black Ops?
Yeah, because it's zombies.
Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, I didn't even care to play it was zombies got me into the whole thing
Okay, so you had a shit child. So you haven't seen what these what these versions look like when you know when you I play a game
Cube I
See you're depressed. Okay next anyways
So cool cool a duty modern warfare 3 is where I stopped playing by the way
Because I felt like they tried to be modern warfare 2 and it just fell off so hard and I stopped playing and then and then and then
Black Ops 2 came out. I played a bit of it. It was kind of shit and then after Call of Duty Ghost
I completely quit Cod. Ghost was terrible.
You know, we can have a two-man podcast because Jesse is one of those Pikmin kids.
I don't think we should entertain what he says in this discussion.
I mean, Jesse, I don't know.
Luigi's matching, Claire's.
Yes, I knew it. See, as I said.
Ferrari, Sunshine, Claire's.
Were you like Paul? What happened?
I mean, yes.
Okay, okay, that makes sense then. That makes sense.
Just say you were poor, like, that's all.
She is, um...
And not only that, we got an Xbox, the original,
and then my brother brought someone into the house to go play games,
and then our Xbox was missing.
So the guy stole the Xbox, and then tried saying he didn't steal the Xbox.
And then his parents, like, backed him up saying my child would never do that.
Oh, my God. Yo, X, click this in Discord now.
I'm not even kidding.
This link. Go.
I never played that game that much.
I mean, I only played the good Cods.
And the zombie.
Okay, that Cod was the fucking go of Cods.
You never played War at War, ever.
Zombies was just a...
Um, yeah, I mean, I did it there.
They had the first a zombie yeah with a done totem
Yeah, when you beat the game, okay, okay?
Okay, I swear we had no idea about zombies we playing the basements and it would I swear on my life
We're doing a sleepover and then it actually kicks in it work
And we are both playing it and I swear we thought it was a glitch
We thought it was like a oh nobody's ever seen this before like we're the first one in the world to be in here
You know I mean and then and then
Um, do that. I switch up your story. It's yes. It was as natural as it can be
Yo, a real sleepover zombie experience you turn hot when you
Zombies
Depends is it dangerous still?
Yeah, I used to be scared to play solar. I would never play solar. I could only go in like a pie. I
Actually used to be scared to play this solo. No, I would play solo
And I would get as high around as I can pause the game go to school come back home
Keep falling as high as I can pause the game go to school
So I'm like around like 50 60
I remember one me and my friends found a glitch and
We tried to get the leaderboards of the glitch, but we was like we're gonna stay up all night
Okay, all right, we're gonna do shifts and we made like a whole like
Wrote yet like a rotor like a work rotor and then we all fell asleep
And it bugged and it deleted everything. It didn't count.
It didn't count!
No, yeah, like it deseed. Because if you deseed and you don't die, it doesn't count.
You actually have to die for it to count on the leaderboards.
So it deseed, and then we didn't get any of the things because we all fell asleep.
But we're like, yeah, okay, I'm going to wake up for six hours and then you get up
and we will talk about for ages and we all fell asleep.
What's the Black Ops 2 map that has the ooey-gooey slime, the pink slime?
Um, the ooey-gooey...
They have to build the shield.
Oh, DiRyze, yeah, DiRyze. I love DiRyze.
I didn't like DiRyze because you get split from your teammates all the fucking time.
If I don't like it.
I played Zombie solo.
XQCL.
Oh, okay.
You're wobbling your friends.
No, they just sucked.
They always would suck so it's like we would just play like ranked or we'd play
Halo reach and do forage or play Minecraft, but in zombies they were always asked they would throw us
I just want to solo but
Well, I got kick I got kick from parties because I was bad. They'd be like
You'd be playing with them vibing and then like if you died, they'd just kick you
That's what I played. Oh
My god. Yes, I played this. Oh my god with the ranks
Halo 2 has the best looking ranks in the history of rank system and it's not even close.
Brother, people used to go to war and die to get those numbers up.
Once you got the 34, once you got the 34, holy aura.
I felt like Halo 2 is a real cool back, Glenn.
Yeah.
I felt like you were locked in.
I used to play 2v2s on which Halo was it with the 2v2s?
All of them all of them. Yeah, that was so fun to have the jetpack. They had the jetpacks
the what?
You have jetpacks
Was it that one? I forgot the name of the reach. I would I would roll this body
Hey, buddy
Me and my brother were natural 40s and we would do fucking a double shot reset double shots and BX ours
That's what we fucking did it. You probably don't even know what that is, but I don't even know what that is
I used to play this for hours, by the way
You remember the glitch?
Double shot. Why why double shot that's what we did it
Who guys are watching?
Where you would sword underneath the person and make them super jump. Oh, yeah
I think but you don't need to do that if you know how the super jumps, you know super jumps
I can't believe it's oh,
this is what I never did this.
I never cheated.
Someone taught me this in a lobby.
You know, you know, it's not super balance.
What background fun we go to super jumps?
What hello is the now?
What hello infinite
Table is it shit? It's tabloid. Yeah. Yeah
I'd like the way I would learn all those glitches was would be like someone would oh hello
So and I would ask and all of a sudden it would be like a wholesome teaching session
I did that like a motor workraft to like a guy in iron forge
She taught me how to do the pixel thing to get all the way up iron forge
Just hung with them for like three hours
This is the Halo 6, it looks the same as what I used to say when I was a kid.
This is the same map.
This is like a high FPS Halo 3.
Yeah.
I was so good with the sniper by the way.
Chey, is this Foundry?
I forgot the name of this map, sorry.
Or the Ford of Halo.
We should play Halo.
I'm down, I'm down.
Just controller Halo and just give it a shot and just have fun with it.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Did you delete it today?
No.
Half-yo!
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What about, what about, we, if we finish a chain together,
Greek gets a free meal.
Cool.
Thank you, Rasko.
Five seconds.
See, this is the videos I watch.
Like, stop flying with it.
I can't remember the world record,
but it's around a minute 30.
You can see it up here.
Will I beat that?
Who knows, but I'm hoping for under two minutes.
Also the up top is dead,
So hopefully you can see what I'm doing.
Anyway, let's do this.
You stop in here and get your subs, by the way.
Yo, I can't stop.
I can't stop.
I'm going with the left.
Two beers, two steaks, two cubes.
This is just canned, right?
Canned beer?
Oh, yeah.
No, that would give you a head buzzer.
You're going to pass out, no?
Oh, yeah, he's not inhaling.
He's encountering.
He's not inhaling.
He's not inhaling.
He's not inhaling.
He's not inhaling.
Some cancer, hooray.
He might be doing a lung inhale, it's like deep breath in, out deep breath in.
He's not inhaling at all, it's not enough to really go in him.
Even Nara, he definitely is, trust me.
Let me sit down.
Hypers, throat cancer.
No inhale, see how you do that, what?
That's the whole point of it.
It's how you get the nicotine, you know?
He is inhaling.
I mean, he looks like Jesus, so I'm gonna just trust him.
I can solve her with this cube.
Oh, classic.
Holy classic spam.
I pulled that out of the fucking...
I had you all recited, man.
Directory.
Holy one, Dabba.
Fuck you, Faggot.
Whoa!
What you saying to me, you little shit?
How are you?
Holy one daba.
Fuck you faggot.
Woah!
What you saying to me you little shit!
How are you, how are you not in fucking school?
He's gonna use his own bottom of your banana.
It's called you kiss your mother with that fucking mouth?
Huh?
Huh?
I know why he's so straight.
Why does it sound like Mikaela?
Fuck you, you're such a son of a bitch.
You shut up when I'm talking!
You shut your mouth!
We're gonna raid in that toddler.
That was wrong.
Fuck! Plastic!
Plastic!
And?
Have a goba!
They've got-
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Where'd you win?
Where'd you win?
Where'd you win?
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hey Mr. Cass, how do you...
Tell me a loser for playing games, people I was playing this...
Can you tell Jesse to go live?
Oh, stop man, you won't hear me bro.
Wait, wait, wait, next, do the one when she's like at that one event and she's like knitting.
And she's like...
Oh classic!
Please do that one more time.
Watch the blotches though, watch the blotches though!
Hold up!
There's no way he's gonna be able to blot every hit, right?
Nah, he's done, he's done, he's done, yeah he's going straight.
It's QCP.
It's the next round here.
This guy's not dead.
Wait a minute, wait, wait, no way he's...
Oh my god.
No!
No, not gonna...
Oh my god.
I mean gaming hasn't, hasn't been good like this in years.
Oh man.
Please do the knitting one, please, which he's like.
Alright, alright, AGDQ.
AGDQ Knitting.
Yeah.
He should develop it, look at the outfit he's in.
32 dollars from Brian Cassidy. Incredible find shot with dark time skip. Here's some more money.
Put this donation towards Final Fantasy Adventure. It's the best Final Fantasy.
So this will come up in last year's story really quick.
Um, I don't know if you guys have noticed but I've been living the entire time I've been here.
Um, I actually learned to knit from my brother. Can I stop?
Can you stop with a speedrun? You said it to stop with a fucking speedrun!
And there's actually pretty much a picture of my champ under the eye.
My dad's entire side of his family has died of cancer today.
This blue is the last blue that my grandma used to have.
I'm never gonna have the next one.
I'm so lucky.
She told him to stop the speedrun. That's crazy.
This air is so tense now.
Yeah, I still need to watch this air.
You're in it. You deserve it.
You did it.
And there's everybody so willing to clap.
Like these guys were just waiting for somebody to say something.
Holy.
Holy clatter.
Yeah, he's in this one.
Classic, I don't want to watch the whole thing, but.
He's in this one?
Yeah, classic.
This one.
Good job.
So confirmed, Santa's number one helper is a squirrel.
I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
Holy.
I guess I know I see you are in the chat like the whole time.
Ten dollars from Dracula, uh, Tommy, too.
Bro, he's just swinging on the whole time though.
Like, just wait, let's watch it. We have to...
Nah, you know, like, he's just annoying me.
Yeah, just being called Tommy was a lie.
No, Eoin, the Donator.
That guy's sick.
Yeah, I knew you'd like him.
He's ahead of his time, bro.
All right
Yeah, how about a game? Okay, why you know I think don't you oh?
No, I'd rather not game
Duchess that I said for her awesome graphics, of course you at home were able to watch these top level it
Outed individuals do what they do best
I'm CK breezy. I mean you inches later
Yeah, man, so what that means that I'm pretty sure cousin is gonna come over here take my
What that means Sam pretty sure cousin is gonna come over here take see because you are the interview guy and
We uh, I don't I don't want to return to me man like I just all together
That's not the same, but you know
You guys make a choice. Yo hold on now. I want to get ahead of myself. What about one for a guy's lobby?
I heard that and I already logged in why it's so fun though it's fun it's fun it's like
light hearted it's fun it's like little game modes it's different every time it's fun like
And then the try hards come in and they ruin it, just like fucking, just like rivals.
That's us.
I must say how it is.
I made rivals fun.
And they went, they made rivals bad with that, I said it.
True.
He's right.
He's right.
They added the thing and then it just fell off.
Yeah.
Oh, what thing?
What have we done about the thing?
I think that's his name that's his name what one thing the thing the thing the thing you
know the thing we can't talk about the thing you know Joe is that you know the thing it's
clobbering time oh the thing you know yo I could be Greek broccoli yeah you
don't talk about my broccoli or for you your uncle versus okay so I'm gonna push
you I thought I did you think my ball get on the sabotage yeah I don't like
when people say sorry actions speak louder than words okay well I'm not
doing it again you pronounce your h's are you just pissing and let the mic yep
oh well I think I think my fucking whatever the fuck it doesn't matter what
did you sleep it's my fucking ass it's a good company bullshit nice order
Oh god that's fine.
That's fine, that's fine.
He leaked the floor.
I'd rather not fucking show it though.
What am I even bugging?
Well, well, well.
It's like the post office.
No, it's the thing you don't have to talk about on stream.
Like, it's one of those things where like,
sometimes something happens to other people
and it's like, you know, if you draw it through it,
It's like bad, you know, I mean like babies. I said
My oldest on it, but there's other people that reside there and the old people that look at used to get swatted like you know, I mean
You get it yeah
Because people thought I lived there because I leaked it and I like guys
It's not my real dress if you won't build I was I was like saying that's like a cover, but it's not a cover
Wait, I just bought the coolest outfit. Oh, thank you. You know actual good vibe guy. Holy shit. This is a special time
I just look really Jesse. So you're taking my job. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go buddy. You haven't been in the pub game forever
Okay, so now you're just in certain something black. It's close to me. Got it. Oh my god. I'm safe. Check this out
Invite me bro. Holy shit. This goes fucking hard. Oh, I fucked up. Hold on
good one
nah this goes fucking hard hold on
good word where is it I had a minute ago
good one Jesse
alright am I even up
I mean bro do you see my fit
tell me this shit does not go hard lame lame
lame
Well, you can't do Frank as a three stack.
You try to see if we can do this three stacker minus cool, but yeah, I'm gonna be.
Can I know I'm be as a homie.
I'm just gonna tell you straight up.
Hello, X.
Hello.
Hello, X.
Hello, X.
Hello, X.
Hello, X.
Hello, X.
Hello, X.
Hello, X.
Hello, X.
Hello, X.
games ever whenever you like her one this okay okay I'll do it in it I'll do it
in it we're gonna make a concept guys we only actually lobby or two of this
like what I'm saying I just I I'm not even saying it to insult you like I'm
just doing you're like you're my homeboy and that shit is just mad whack you
can't be leaving with that on
just don't get the Chebacca one that one sucks and we should be good
give me a minute. I got my scan and I'll give me a minute. I'll put it on. There's
about a brand new skin for y'all. I don't even see it.
Yeah, where's the bottom half of it? Where's the bottom half of it?
Yeah, I guess hard. I don't want to say it, but yeah, I think you're skinny. That's very nice. I think I think we skin is actually
Also, very nice
Thank you. It's good shape, but you hey looks good today. I like your outfit guys. Listen to me
Listen, listen to me. You're bringing a good positive energy to you. Thank you
Yeah, I think you're you're actually flourishing as a personality. Also in this game over
Get try to just get their tails. There's a lot of you lose yours. Just get more and more
I mean like
No, pick it. Yeah, but it's better pick a team and then we pick on them. Let's only pick them from them
I'm right. It's no reds them right? I'm just gonna yeah, you get my thing
But I keep my tail though, and it's good, right?
What a motherfucker you that shit fucking bitch
guys please all the reason that's the guy's got a guy's like an eight-man team
I'm doing great I'm doing great how do you grab me great great I'm not gonna lose
the game with you
great yeah I got tail oh sure yeah I have a tail as well I'm chilling I'm like
hiding behind it you want to keep moving
if you're not in the vibe and in the zone about a little bit later bit later
a bit hey I got my towel back son he's still chasing me this freak
I lost my tail
the green guy listen I'm gonna be honest here you are fucking ass you are dog and
I just saw you fall on the ground. I just fire we are as blue. Yeah, that's pretty uptime. Yeah, I brought they had it
I tell like 90 minutes done
Green guy ears, though shit, I'm sorry, man
Okay, this one guys. Yeah
How does that work so the ice breaks after three steps, right and then the balls go on the ice
Just like you work not the back. No
Yeah, I...wifi it.
What?
What?
That's a mis...that's a dumbness thing.
Yeah, well, I clear you in every game, so it doesn't matter, apparently.
Sorry.
I was green guy, Sedgefro.
Keep checking the balls, keep checking the balls, okay?
I just got hit off.
I have a right to left motion and because it the the ball
I got hit off somebody's gonna hit me off the back since great you have to collapse this I tried
Like this is like the most boring game
great you have to like it you have to go
we're good we got squad position no no no no
forget it
no boom did shit
by the way the person on our team is it's a 38 year old us at a single mama
like we have to touch her I saw the gameplay and that's that's yeah
Oh, we have a fourth. Nice.
I lock in. Avoid falling off the hoverboard and reach the finish.
Wait, I just spotted an enemy.
Oh, yeah, you were first, I was second, fine for me.
That's not my guy.
Oh, yeah, you were first, I was second, fine for me.
It's just coming what I do just do what I do
Well, I look I know I did good. I think on this one. Oh, yeah, you were first of a second by today. It's not my guy
Over here just don't fall you just don't have to really jump at all here
Guys just don't fall we're making witness look look at the rocket look at the rocket turn outside
I don't think I've ever seen anybody die to those brickles over there.
Don't go yet!
Push me!
Push the buddy!
Not me!
Come on, you almost fell.
Oh my gosh.
You almost fell.
Yo!
Oh my god. Yeah, it was felt.
Yo, this is awesome.
Yeah, all built to the wall.
Yeah, do you not have to do anything up here, by the way?
Wow.
Come on, lock in.
Fucking get off. Fucking kill this guy.
I want I want I want I want somehow.
No, wait, did we not win?
I'm gonna qualify.
Did I get first?
I died.
But we're good.
At the very end too.
I don't understand what we're doing there.
You did great.
XCC did great.
You did great.
You did great.
You did great.
You did great.
You did great.
You did great.
You did great.
You did great.
You did great.
I actually did great.
I also did the best.
Oh, well, the best congratulations.
Thank you.
A miracle.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait.
Tail again?
No, no, that's one tail.
Oh, one tail.
Holy.
Everybody, feel the ground.
Feel the ground.
Lock in position.
Lean forward.
Yep.
I already did.
I did it before you said it.
We ain't.
He's got a tail.
I see him.
Where is he?
He's in here.
I have it.
I have it.
I have it.
Grab the people around him.
Grab the people around him.
I'm grabbing every- uh-oh.
Where is he?
MOVE!
He's running away!
Get his ass!
Kill that boy!
Nice run.
Run X!
Run X!
I'll block for you, I'll block for you.
Block, block, block, block.
I'm blocking it.
I'm grabbing everybody.
You're good, you're good.
You're chilling.
I'm grabbing this guy.
No, he's not.
Watch out, he's called him.
You're good, you're good.
They're coming in, they're coming.
No!
Fine.
You're holding me!
I know I am.
I'm sorry.
I'll get it.
Get his ass.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it!
Run, Rick, run, Rick, run, Rick.
Nice, just keep it going.
Keep it going, run, run, run.
He globed me how?
Patrick's grabbing the fucking bitch.
Oh god!
Kill that boy!
Kill him!
Got a bit.
Uh oh.
He's getting hella time with it on.
Quickly, quickly boys!
You gotta get him!
How's he so fast?
He's doing spins!
This guy's cheating!
Oh
My god, these friends are holding me no
No
We lost a fucking Patrick there was three snipers left and at the end of the last day of game no
Friendship, well done it
That we had an eighth gate and there was three snipers at the end it I was being held for no reason again
even had the fucking tail man.
I was doing on accent.
I'm out of breath.
That's how much of a rush I was getting.
Holy, I haven't thought this much of a rush.
Wait, Mox is live.
Why don't we just set up Mox?
He's not going to play if he's playing that game.
Literally Marvel's rivals has his entire sack in a cock.
He's never leaving.
the
there's some of my rival sucks
you'll go to that
it does
it could have been good by a bunch of liberals thought that developing it
how much to know that's it that's that's that's just wrong what
Remember corners I made I'd set this
How's it that rolls?
Hot Cheeto
I do nothing about a hot cheeto
See you fucking late
Don't think about a hot cheeto
Oh my god I nearly just did best skip
best gift for all my yeah yeah yeah the punch skip yes all my fucking God oh my
god I just found a game yeah you gotta win this boys it's not looking good for
me made it 30 I'm good I'm getting a nice try to fuck me help he's grabbing
me you got a x make sure to jump
sweet
hahahaha
yes yes I win this guy was trying to
fuck my ass are you seeing the big chungus
this guy is ass
okay guys guys lock in because we can actually win this we can actually become pros at this
We can't we have a tournament. We should do a tournament and this this could be your tournament game
Yeah, but he'll be the leader he'll be the game leader
Give us something good here, please something challenging. Yo, here's a tournament that nobody would have participated
But it would that be actual cinema a party animals
party animals slash come on party slash fall guys gauntlet
I don't get sponsored by Gerber, baby.
Holy.
Check.
Check.
We get the most random sponsored like Pampers.
It's like get Pampers now if you have a kid.
They're really good.
Oi.
Did we lose this game?
Oi.
Oh, this is good.
This is good.
You guys be late.
You guys be late.
though wait what wait all of us made it and I was like first guys we had a random
but you told you guys leave all the random shit the random is on last place
oh the fat chungus was our team yes it was Jesus yeah I cannot believe that
kill that boy whoa chat take this one rose emote oh
holy his liberal brain just kicked in for a second
burger sauce, joker, scissors, deluxe champ, welcome to the jungle
guys I had to join the
the not the dark side, what's the opposite of that?
the force? the light side?
oh the force?
oh
jedi
the jedi
the rebels
the rebellions
there is a different the rebels of the different people
the rebels are actually there at different factions
way really third party
the mandalorian or whatever
it's like you know like you know like fallout how there's different like
factions
it's like that almost I was
guys do not
do not lose or fall off here
I fell off
No, don't say that, don't say that, don't say that.
Uh oh.
I need to get some ground here.
If it makes you feel any better, Grig, I'm behind you.
And I'm in front of this SpongeBob guy?
Wait, I'm actually gaining speed here.
I'm measuring for Alan, Alan, I'm really entering false state.
No!
No! I just got bonky long.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I entered false state! Bang!
I fucking cannot!
I'm winning this first place.
I'm coming.
I'm coming. Uh oh. I just fell. Are you kidding me? What am I doing? How's that? I'm gonna
make it. Good job.
I wanted to flow state. I wanted to flow state. No, but it's like fall guys. You're not doing fall state
I'm I'm I'm muted. It was normal this morning. Everybody's talking
I
You know mix mix underscore says hi to you again Cassie he loves you for some reason I don't know why
What is up mix underscore?
Okay, this guy brother. I swear. I could do this is a full-time job
Spectating look like all guys they are so shit in his genuineness sad, but these more so fucking god awful
Not us though says you I got first place
alright
But when I survive as long as possible by not falling off
Guys can we can we not use that word anymore, please because I fell off three years ago
And I haven't be able to get back on the horse yet. I've been back on the whole time
Yeah, thank you. Maybe I was the horse
Guys, watch the bombs, watch the bombs.
Bombs.
Okay, let's go, lock in.
So this is like a, like a brawl?
65.
What a dumbfucka.
Yo.
Yo, the total the black and white total oh my god, I rolled them
Can you just I just killed myself I just killed myself you have to win this
Oh, oh, yes, you do not die. I'm gonna be a total guy man
kill him, kill him, kill him jessie
kill them all ex, ex i'm holding him i'm sacrificing myself, do it, BYE
Holy fuck!
You just killed all our players, I think.
All best.
Oh my fucking god!
So annoying!
I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
Get off me now!
That slime is more slimy than the other slime normally, right?
That thing was so slimy.
It's not it's the same as all the other times stop coping
Later bitch, I got him nice
You must get a kill what we're gonna lose it I did no
That's your teammate. Oh
No, we're good. We're at four places. I think all the pleasure that no they have one player still on
I was killing many boys this game mode is shit. I said it this game was garbage. There should be a lot more hazardous situations to be in like more guns, more cannons, more you died with nobody with you just you know, because you died first out of some dog.
out of some dog shit you fucking moron I died a warrior I died fighting I hate
this one I hate great just follow me because you can't count okay okay everybody
find one object and you tell it okay when I start I'm gonna say a fruit and
one
guy's trying to kill me
guys
you guys cannot feel
one point there's four greats
greats one three greats
four grapes and this one passion for one better
greats than banana
four grapes and a banana and one passion and one passion fruit
I'll see you next time for a second.
Four grapes and a banana.
Four grapes and a banana.
Four grapes and a banana.
Four grapes and a banana.
Four grapes and a banana.
Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape!
Blue! Blue!
Who's playing the music?
Guys, if one of you gets failed, it's over by the way.
One failed, you and everyone done.
Two pears.
Two pears and a...
Two X and up to pass to wax and a coconut to pass three X this way to the video three X three X is a three X is
And it's two bananas and in one one Milano and one and yeah one to go one to go
To bear
Bananas there. I made it to bear. Oh my god. You're such a
Okay guys, if you want to avoid it, the devs spawned an item on top of me and I insta-died
it.
I am not kidding.
The fruit spawned on me and I died.
It was, I've never seen it in my life before.
On top of the rotating ring and win the crown.
Right, this is the final round, boys.
We have to win this game.
Okay, this game is all about vision.
Take your time, breathe it, zoom out, and look around, look for options.
Oh my god, what's happening to the floor?
I'm telling you, it's a four-layered thing, it's a four-layered thing.
Some dipshit's like destroying everything.
Me. It's me.
Why?
Because it makes it harder. We're better.
or stronger faster
well grapes and banana and a coconut one cocoa
guys you want to be saying for a little bit okay because uh it'll it'll speed up
I think
Oh, so I'm just going to fall off.
Do you fall off?
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
No!
I fell out, bro.
Oh my god.
Did you fall off?
Yeah, 2v2.
X, you need to stay at the front, as front as you can.
Oh my god, yes X, go, go!
Use straight lines, D-Rex, straight lines now, it's too fast.
This music goes hard.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
We have a pro on our team by the way, just lock in
Uh oh
Oh my god, hex
That's not a good shot, that's all you
Oh my god, hex, it's just you
Oh my god
You're in the same spot
Oh my god, nails, nails
Cut that guy off if you can, yep
You're really good at this, X. Lock in. Holy fuck.
Can I change your area? Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh my god, X! Oh my god! Oh my god! You're him! You're him! You are him!
Oh
Get in front of him here
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Nice try dude!
Oh my god! You had to get in front of him!
I know, I know, I know, I know
Oh my god, that was so good though.
It was good man, it was good man.
GG.
Nice way.
GG to this guy.
GG to this guy.
I mean this is our first warm up game anyway, so.
That was a warm up.
That was our warm up game.
Our warm up.
So we played three games I think.
And it's all good.
I just got a message from one of my mods and said the guy that he played against is eight
years old and he's my cousin.
He's sniping.
This guy will never be anything anywhere not in gaming not in real-life jobs. This guy's gonna be a fucking failure
He's fucking dog shit. I just logged in the first time in fucking ten years and was flew to shit
I smurf his feet. I smurf his feet. He just literally
He's literally good to been in ten minutes, it was his last game
Network
guys I'm locked like hella holy same I wasn't locked I'm gonna let you see how you did brother
I
Say locked
23 23
I mean some nine points our end in his cottage
You know it's better than 24 six seven
Oh, do you want to play golf after this? Please.
In real life, it's dark outside. I'm not going to give you that.
The ex didn't know how to answer that because there's two...
First off, Greif didn't watch SpongeBob and an ex watched SpongeBob in, like,
the wrong language. So they just don't get any reference ever. Like, that has to just
suck. SpongeBob is, like, pretty much every joke I have.
Uh...
Why do they do the we will that even exist?
Yeah, because it is it goes la po
No, no, no, no, they they do
Jesus no that bad, but that is very funny
That just sucks
But that was yeah
I got just jumped off like that was just sad what I just saw
Yeah, I did it right. Yeah, people watch French in Sun Father. I did it right. Yeah
Squidward is Carlos. Yeah, she says yeah, I didn't feel nice it that's good impression
Oh
guys I'm I'm on the I'm on the winners escalator only only winners allowed here I was there
I like I like I like to so I don't know
You're Prachi.
Got ourselves a 1v1v1 here.
Will he be able to make this 3 seconds left? Is that the end of the line?
But he absolutely is going to make it! That's a clutch coming in from XQC!
Bang!
It's all good.
First place still, I can't, I trolled the ending there.
Chad, I only put it because that's because the game has AA as my jump-jump.
You know what I mean?
Chad, my AA is jump.
It should be A-square. That's my jump.
Uh, jump, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
You taking a shit?
Use jump and...yeah.
Okay, what do we have to do here score points? Okay. I like this one. We die. We dive through
the hoops. Guys, it's just one of those we slide over over again and you go through
the hoops that have gold point. Oh, I went crazy with this before. Yes, I did not. Oh,
ice cream cone. Just right. Jesus. My ears. What the fuck relax. I actually walk the fuck
again
Wait, how do you do the slide?
Just just just
Did my mic make me?
No, no, no, no, we're destroying.
Oh my god, I just fell. Wait, do I just die?
I have to get back to the beginning?
Just don't be dog shit.
I'm getting a golden ring really going like a crazy route. Yeah
You get rewarded for the harder routes, so thank you for the five fifty did I
Got five get I forgot five get to subscribers by the way
I
Please score points
Look at me 29 points. I got 32 points. I
Just imagine the holes with donut rings and I could bite them
Oh, thanks to my name. There's a flag. It means the one
No, that's the handicapped. No, do you guys want to take off after this?
No, no fucking no
Go for a girlfriend. Oh
Not go for friends. No PG tour. Oh fuck that. Okay, so those funny, but it's because you'll get you'll get rolled
I mean Jesse this far. I mean literally because the ball rolls
That's okay, though. I mean Jesse look down the truth
Yeah, I'm down.
I killed the Greek.
I just killed one.
No, I killed one.
I killed one.
Don't kill me, Jesse.
Jesse, that's-
You're both your teammates are there.
I'm using you as bait though,
because they're like trying to grab you.
Play properly.
I just killed another guy.
Easy.
I-I killed like three-
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I killed like three or four people.
I
Wait a bitch
Just starting to suck a little bit chuck them chuck them chuck them okay, okay, wait a bit
Excuse me
I just killed like four people. I'm sorry I killed you, but I killed like two other players
Bang
I think that's me nice job
I just killed my friend's dog shit though.
Like he used to.
Watch this, guys, kill this guy, he's solo.
Right here in the corner.
Sacrifice sex, get him.
I'm sacrificing myself.
Good work.
No.
Oh my god.
How did I not get in?
This guy's good.
Keep holding him, keep holding him.
Oh my, all right, great.
You have to clock.
74 months with the juicer.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's not funny.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's not funny. I don't think it's funny at all.
All you have to do is kill me and my teammate.
Another guy.
You killed our teammate.
You killed our teammate.
And then you didn't...
I killed so many people though.
But I miss my teammate.
You killed our teammate.
Then I'm holding the guy so you kill all of us.
And you don't shoot at anything.
All right chat whose fault was it everybody just say a name in chat go
Yeah, it's right
But I'm when when it's almost be against me the answer needs to be at least
98% me for it to be me if it's not made me represent it
They represent me means that the other answer is a little answer at least ever since it's quick. It's great
Well, that answer right chat chat press one if
right lock in boys one guy said me and I just fucking pissed me off one guy
Ah, fucking holding me.
What? Jesse, what are you doing?
Weird situation that we're in right now.
Well, we're in a situation.
Why are we all down here?
What's up guys?
Oh my god, I just I just did a time skip guys. Please finish the map. Please finish that please. We're gonna lose the game
I'm doing I'm here. Oh Jesse
Jesse, why did you do that to me?
I think I'd I'd how'd I've never done that one before guys listen brother okay
that's my first time trying that map okay can you really hate them and I got
like third place same can you really hate them how was it always be solved I
I swear, I got both my hands together.
I swear, I'm not joking.
I swear I'm not joking.
How is it genuinely always good spotter?
You have a huge nose, you eat once a week
like a fucking gecko, start fucking talking shit.
Like fuck you.
Is there anything else that I got, really?
Yeah, blood's got the,
when somebody asks you your diet plan, you just say snake.
Cause you eat one just lump of massive food a week and then that is you done for the entire fucking week
I'm using the snake die
And then you eat the entire neighborhood's fucking food supply
You just fucking open it up and you inhale like fucking Kirby whether you breathe in the whole food supply
It's right
Well, it's really fire friendly fire. We'll maybe fat and stick together
I'm a good I hang out with a jizzy. He doesn't eat like that anymore. I don't have a you you still eat like that
Well, Kimmy does eat some food because he is skinner than you by 130 pounds.
No, no, he actually is skinnier.
And also you ordered me a medium pizza and I ate all of it.
Okay, by the way, I feel guilty.
I didn't, I didn't know.
I didn't know, by the way, that you couldn't do that to somebody who's fat.
Like I made you realize, didn't I?
I fed you twice and you ate fucking immense food.
Well, no, no, I was all good because I've been.
I didn't know you're allowed to have some ink like that, but you just don't want to make it a bad habit
It's about a good to have it some bad. It's my fault though because Victor was going to boyo
In like you said pizza and I was like that actually kind of sounds good
So, but I didn't think I would eat the whole pizza
But I don't mollusk the whole pizza. That's a thing
So I still great power comes with great responsibility. I wouldn't that spider-man
Whoa, he pushed me!
So fucking pushing me
Oh my god, oh that was hard, that's a weird hard mechanic at the end
I keep getting bumped by my-
Guys, I'm having a bad time.
Same.
These fans just don't freaking make sense!
This is Bad News Billy Bears.
I-I think it's over this.
Oh, gnar.
This is Bad News Billy Bears.
A place by the way
What the fuck are you doing?
Don't know everybody get the fuck out of this lobby. We're going over here. Nobody was anything that would do a review
They would don't take a buttery queue up
queue the fuck up
Moxie really was
Okay, what carries okay, what does more weight moxie came up or great carrying down?
All right guys, can we not just say my name ever again?
All right, how about that?
Okay, all right.
Can I can I call you Dimitri?
Yeah, you can call me.
Did you know that's when you that's when you cease to exist is when you truly die.
It's when you seems to be talked about.
Some people live forever, even though they're dead.
And some people are alive and are actually dead forever.
Yes, that's an honor.
Having a legacy is overrated.
It's cooler to exist and be forgotten.
Good point, Dimitri.
Well said, Dimitrios.
No, name me by my full name, Dmitri Raimondo Antonatos.
Holy shi- I got some kills hold on a-
Oops.
Yeah that was a bad jump, I saw that.
I lost a little bit of a pace, yeah.
Nah, but like why-
We'll do a follow review.
I said we would do a follow review after.
Okay deal
But it points for Jesus one and you're like that man, and you know that I am watch this
Holy crutch
There's nothing funny about it.
You know the ancients call this end times when Greek Anderson passes Jesse in gaming.
This is end times, brother.
We still win though.
Let's check this out.
Kachow.
Yeah, I might have been last but I clutched
Okay, who's the shopper who's the tosser and who's the troll I think we should just
I can troll I'm a tosser bruv. Yeah, no no when you score a shoveler in a tosser
I was I'm sorry. There's not a troll. It's not a score. We're gonna score those scores
Okay, we are going on blue blue we are bullying blue
I'm trolling, everybody we're bullying blue now, even if you are yellow, we're bullying
blue everybody in the fantastic we're bullying them bullying them I want to
see some egg in here bully blue they leave the fucking game bully bully
bully that one of the need to go to base though
Thank you
Blue's getting destroyed. Yep. Yep. Keep going and boy until they leave the game it boy until they leave the fucking game
This guy's last resort is just holding an egg in here.
Toss him out!
This is just fucking- this is just sad.
Or there's no eggs in their AFK.
I took the one egg they had.
Wait, hold on!
I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose!
Back to blue!
How did that just happen?
because they have an orange
easy
man
he was holding it
there's just one guy with one egg
he was holding it
I feel good about that. Holy shit, somebody.
Bro, you're an absolute sausage, bro. Yo, is it, is it, is that like A chest stick
you talking now mate because you're an absolute sausage from absolute parcel
mate just killed me yeah I will warbing grief to be order I got stream
sniped I'm a very popular streamer and I got stream sniped by one of my viewers
I
Mean you are the ninja
Yo, let go
My god Jesse's in flow
Jesse's in flow
Okay, well you are killed people
Oh Jesse is alive. How will he flow state?
Jesse just killed somebody, I think.
Wait a minute.
We're losing the game!
We need 50 points, it's over.
How did he lose so fast though?
I don't know, it's like you're not killing anybody.
You just AFK, like we're just gonna lose.
No.
Brother, you don't understand that you living for five seconds literally is better than
you.
I died ten seconds ago.
I died literally just ten seconds ago.
I never died.
You spoke with it.
You spoke with it.
You just stood still.
Say the name.
Do we have an AFK?
Two people, two people that aren't fun.
Other than that, it's probably a random force.
I was like, why'd you say that come a Pokemon?
I mean, you live in the iron.
What Pokemon would I be if I was a Pokemon?
You would be Harry Yama.
You would be nose pass.
Alright.
Okay, let's go.
He's like a victory bell.
Snorlax.
I'm not a lot just fucking bullshit game
one more one more wait really you left the game that fast I'm just real I'm
That means that he doesn't want to play anymore. We need to read the room to break and go next thoughts. No, he doesn't care.
He doesn't play anything. No, I don't give a- I have an idea. I'm gonna put a burger on my back, right?
You just focus on that and then fall the burger.
Okay.
Listen, this is how Jesse works. He's here to farm lolls. Or lollot.
That's what he's here for. Like, he doesn't give a shit what game we play as long as he's farming them lolls.
Farm farm a little yo, that's looking straight heat hold on
Are you doing that?
I missed Omega lol so Mega Laws was just now. It's so funny. We see it on my little spam
Yeah, like a straight wall of Omega like that right there is when you know like I'll actually hit
You know you didn't be there to give me me
Look at my skin
holy oh my god i look fucking insane oh my god
we should bring omega wall back that's just omega wall no you can't force me buddy
yeah you can no you can't unless you can minions now
Oh
No, not minions because that's lol hold on. Yeah. God dang it. I switched it back
Yes, we can't force it
Shit. Oh my god, so cute. Oh
My god, so cute. Oh
My god, dude
That's so fucking terrible. Shut the fuck up bitch. Yes. Who are you?
My name is Jesse who asked you oh my king
I am me
Jack and that's not or a mongrel you mongers you mongers what?
Wait, that's what kind of cool
I really did get cancelled for saying a dad joke that was crazy
What did you guys get cancelled though?
Hey, you got like so much shit for that
No he didn't, what?
Didn't he?
Am I remembering it wrong?
Didn't he?
Didn't people like get banned?
No, they clowned the fuck out of her
They clowned her
Oh no
Oi, oi, oi, oi
Yeah, we
Oh my, we're missing a player
Yeah, I said invite me three times
three times.
Bro, you can just run back to the alpha.
I actually can't.
They want me to join game.
On God?
On God.
Brother, clutch hero is playing fall guys.
That's insane.
Who's that?
I'll invite him.
Who's clutch hero?
He's a sniper in Rugby League.
the red guy was grabbing me the whole time why let me do a check on that hold on actually
yeah yeah all right it's just ready up anyway it was him and then there was a turtle a snapping
you. Oh my god. You're you're
out. It's so terrible. So, you
did the job because he does
but his delivery is better.
Thank you. So, we're going to
delivery or don't do the
last one. If you're going to
the the the delivery needs to
be as good or better unless you
shut up. Okay. Okay. First of
all, you're not the joke.
Please. Second of all, bad
delivery can make it even more
funny.
there's so many. There's so
many frikas there. Alright,
brother. I had to. I had to.
I paid from the talk to
because it was it was a
scrunch. Somebody quick as I
had to pay. Wait on the chat.
It's he's pretty. Watch out.
Make way for the king. Make
You got hit by snow.
Ha ha ha.
It's so cool.
This guy's a marshmallow is trying to grab me.
I don't believe it.
Whoa.
Those are liberty field wheels.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Let's go.
That joke is so March 28th, 2026.
3PM
Yeah, we should play the old Megalon bro. I love the old Megaloles bro. It just hits different.
You want an old Megamonent?
Oh my god!
I did the forbidden reverse ice skippin!
Oh, yeah
Okay, now they're just megalowing everything.
Chad, Chad, why did we let the lol take over him?
It's not gonna get him though, let's be honest, just say how it is.
It's not even funny.
It's good, I think it ran it's worth it.
It's just too heavy.
Like, if somebody says it, your nose is big.
Uh, like, that's not a lol.
It's too much laughing because it's a small joke, and I mean, it's too much.
is better than than the minion low bro mega law for me clears all of them you
even add son it's easy to type and I see the type of so maybe it's more about
typing any ads son
we hate son now we love son you should see the sons I have in mind great great
great the game is told you lock in it do not fall off the game said
They're asking a lot.
What'd they say right?
If you happen once, it can happen again.
Oh, no!
Do not!
Oh my god, I just clutched that on the Lydl.
Ready?
Now you go, now you go, now you go.
One for 54 on being thanked for sub-excusee Gyr, excusee Alex, excusee Dan.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the way
We were so early
Well, yeah, but I thought you could think I thought this let me you can finish it like that yourself
You don't need to wait anything you can probably jump you can probably jump on this, you know
You can buy a skip to your yeah for sure
Look at me, I'm on the thing, here.
I'm the king.
By the way, I'm getting held in the old game, it's sub-boying man, it's sub-boying.
Bye bye, that's not.
Go now.
Dude!
This guy creeped me!
Well, that's why I'm telling you, it's just lame.
Dude!
I
Saw to drink along the gold stream is planned for but I thought the production is really the gobbling of we've been funding
doing it literally a day and a half
I smashed my toe by the way, and I've been trying to hold it
That hurts so bad
Yeah, I couldn't move a lot for a few days I
I hit it on the corner, Mike.
Somebody help me, I was looking at the bottom.
Somebody help me.
I love you, Chad, sorry, I haven't been here, just been busy with job, and baby.
Bang!
21 points.
Oh my god!
It was an offer!
Oh my god!
Let's go.
I saved the day.
Okay, okay.
No more until it's week for 10 minutes.
Timer starts now.
No more until it's week.
watch me this is it I wanted to thank you for your t-shirts and hoodies you make
for your clothing line they give me confidence in a ten minutes is not a
I feel like I got the trippy shit on great talent. There's your two cages
I like how we're just not talking anymore
Brother, I was on my breath. I was trying to use
Oh for that
Yeah, then Greg is the goat. He's the best level time. Holy Greck it 1g
Nobody uses nebula
Yes, they do. Yep, they do every day when they want to have aura
some dipshit he's grabbing me
yeah same so you're just going to quack
now watch projectiles, watch projectiles coming in from the back
don't take any damage
grab him
Kill that boy
Don't jesse. Oh my god
So Greeks brain is actually performing at max capacity
I
Just a little bit
Wait, we all died wait everybody just died by the way. No, I'm sure
You got to get that person. I think we lose. Oh my gosh, try good. You did a great job
It was not shit at all, it was really good
You get limit
are you serious I died one round of weekly nice try great here's what we
wanted the easiest maps in the whole game and we have three dies there all
right one more no I'm over I'm over I'm done last one that's what that's one
guys last one last one guys guys the case of boys in the chair right now I
I have a good many
Yeah, they made it both on a reddit. They said we're playing too much for guys way too much for guys. I
Can't believe case it really got cancelled because he's in the channel
If I guess they're gonna give me all my on my deadlock guides, I use them and I get bullied really harder
It's really nice
I guess was people calls to get up G tips. Oh
You know they can't make a good paper G. We should play pub G
They call him Team U Metro, is what they call him, on the forums.
For him to not shit talk to you, Greek, he's just not talking.
Yeah, I know.
Am I talking about that?
Oh, you're gonna keep bothering me. That is so funny, bro.
They were on the spinner, isn't it?
Yo, shout it out!
No! Get the fuck away from me!
Triangle skip! Triangle skip!
They're making the walls emojis.
I'm getting grabbed. I'm getting grabbed. I'm getting grabbed.
First place by, I don't even know how many miles, like hundreds.
I'm getting grabbed. I'm almost in. And I'm in. We win this for,
you guys could just fall off. We got it.
go grab okay okay okay how do we have two failures there how guys we almost got
in there we were last place
oh it's getting clocked it's giving it's giving like grabbing vibes oh man
the desis get again it remember it's like gay content again people used to get
mad it's like gay content but you should just talk about each other's dick great
this is your matter this is your matter success one G NS my man guys don't
refer don't go too far but I think we play middle of the ground because if you
get held it's fine if you get help when you're 40 you you go off the rails our
Same total guy that I'm a bully in the
Yo bully the total guy
No, I lost it
What?
It's up to you.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're our main in this game, though.
I know.
You're ideally on this game mode.
Nice try, Greek.
How much more time do we have, by the way?
Not much.
Guys, you can be normal now.
You gotta have to be nice to me anymore.
Oh god it's there. Alright so mods, whoever controls ex-qc's emotes, add sun. Alright,
clutch also be a hero and play the game. Oh, I'm dead, I'm being a hero, I'm being a
Oh, so I'm just assed.
Yes, you died?
Yeah.
What about you?
I got help.
Who's the leader of this operation?
We need you to add some.
Yo, we need you to shut up while you're spudging the game.
We rely on him to win it.
Oh, no.
You're cutting back corners.
Go fast! You're cleaning back corners, yeah, you're not playing the racing lineup.
Oh, I'll play, I'll play.
Middle right, middle right!
Oh!
He just fell off.
What are you?
Nice try.
Okay, new game, next game, GG's.
What's up?
Already out for it.
Yeah, it's already gone.
Okay, that was fun, that was fun.
Aren't we having such fun playing all these fun games together with friends?
Oh my god.
Guys, I'm thinking, what if we did chain together?
No, no, we could play rematch.
No, he is not good enough to play the game.
Well, I have a list of games if you want.
Sure, go ahead.
I got a game that we can play.
It's called Cheese Rolling.
Telling the team the four guys, 50 months later.
It's a game that you play like five times.
Cheese Rolling.
Well, we need it. We need to get a tournament gaming gauntlet with golf
with friends with a bunch of custom maps that are made for the tournament.
I will make all the people to make the maps. Oh, I forgot.
You have to okay this message. Like they've been waiting.
Wait, really? Yeah. They, they said, I'm just going to read it.
I'm just going to read it out. I say it's nothing, nothing leak.
Hey guys, we're about to get ready. But here's what we have done.
three vent phase they're sped up right now to allow faster testing transition, uh,
faction commands, land claims, three lives, then death ban and sudden death on last day,
faction only chat toggleable, safe spawn, PvP off for first hour, faction home command on a 15 second
cooldown, um, and proximity chat. And they just need you to say yes. Yeah. But what I want,
what I want, I want to have an experience that's fun for like a day or two without, uh, what,
There's a clear mega safe zone and a non safe zone, right?
Yeah, the wilderness. Yeah. Yeah, exactly
So whenever the grace pierce ends on the last on the third day, whatever, then it's full on pvp. Everything can be grieved
Yeah, well what I was yeah, like the first two days is normal factions
But for the first hour, there's no pvp for the first two days is normal factions third day
you have three lives. When you die three times you're out. Whoever wins at the end they split
100,000. Or however much money it ends up being.
Apparently we could do two, three in rematch. I'll try that or what?
Can I, yeah sure, but do I tell these, do I tell them yes?
I think that's good. I think that's good. I asked if they could do, show me a map of what
What would it look like?
A map?
Like where the winners would be, where the non-winners would be, where the saves would be.
Okay, download cheese rolling real quick though.
What's that?
Just cheese rolling, that's it.
Cheese rolling is fun.
Is the brick-
I asked them for a map.
When they run down?
I asked them for a map and I told them that you yes across the board, let's just see a map.
I'm inviting you, uh, okay, and yourself.
Are you playing cheese?
Yeah, it's free.
Just download it and play it for like five minutes.
I feel like we've done it so many times.
That or did you see the game I put in chat?
I have a bunch of games.
Alright.
LEGO Party, Bopple Battle.
My name is Ouch.
You need a British sport right when they chase the cheese down the hill?
Okay, who the hell are these?
Yo!
Are you...
You gotta join fast, by the way.
Hi.
What are you?
What are we joining?
You want a host there?
Wait, come on.
Play, host.
Am I friends?
Join.
Join.
Join.
Quickly.
What's up?
Oh, this is happening.
You gotta join fast.
We can't, we can't join fast.
We can't, we can't.
We can't.
We can't.
We can't.
We can't.
We can't.
We can't.
Get ready.
It's a free game.
It's gonna be impossible unless you do a private one.
Do a console.
If I squeeze, we don't see a thing.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let me do a private one.
We can't see it.
Is it PDP?
No, no, no.
This is not even anybody clean my shit.
Bro, I have to go do the help with it.
It just comes in the wrong way.
There's nothing.
Where's Bill?
Bro, where is your game at?
Join next.
I can't.
jointed
i mean this is
okay we're going to do a person
oh it's fall it's uh...
that's the name of that game
if the right click the cheese to get it
rabbit rabbit
Grab the cheese, Bob.
Are you sure it's right click?
It's one of the clips.
Got it!
Okay.
Dad, it's spacebar here.
Guys, this is the worst you've ever seen in my life.
What even is this thing?
You gotta spam spacebar.
Why?
Listen, you need to spam spacebar fast.
Wait, this is awful!
As fast as you can.
You just spam spacebar as fast as you can.
I
Got it. Grab it. Stop it
Hey, what a shit fucking game is awful
I mean, I played this
But I'm replacing
No.
No
No
Scream his game also you playing you server
Yeah, this is a great game like fuck off
Oh
No
I got pumpkin pumpkin
Oh, yeah
I didn't know what pumpkin is
Oh
Man
Send it I have a good big bad look at me. I have a good big layer
Oh, yeah, are you screaming so again? It's so lame
What he just walked before?
What he just walked before?
A little bit.
Yeah, I did hear about him.
Oh wow, hold on!
67 months in the jungle, 67, 67, 67.
Get welcome to the jungle dog died kept I was it left on the right? Oh
I'm late a bit. Oh, oh
Oh my god, right you server bullshit
this is so RNG
you have to spam it faster bro
no it's not actually you're wrong you're wrong see I was talking about that? I figured it out
I said I can't even slam it in the hole
nope I figured it out I'm not even with the triggers but I know the triggers
it's kind of slow
It's like ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
No, it's not what the trick is.
Ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Yeah it is.
Yes it literally is.
You don't know the trick goblin.
What's that?
I can't get it right.
It's not the same.
Two fingers.
Figured it out.
It's not. I keep going first place. It's whatever momentum is forward after the slip it and then you space ball and hit the ground
Yeah, you just lie to me
How are you gonna tell the game to ground right?
I got crown on my head.
I got crown on my head.
I get it.
Send it!
I fucking hate this game.
This game is so bad.
It's such a bad game.
Dude, XCGs, you shut the fuck up.
Oh fuck keep complaining. He's so shit. Oh, who said that?
Whoo, who?
My mother Mary
Of course a quick your all right great your boy. Oh great this came out of fucking nowhere
Where?
Oh no, my mouse is fucked, my mouse is fucked now!
My mouse is fucked!
I'm just gonna run down there.
I got it now, I got it now. Now I clutch!
I tried to make him jump, I tried to make him jump, scroll wheel. I'm cringe. Sorry.
Man!
Suck it.
Guys, the mouse is not fucking working, motherfucker.
Yeah, I don't think we are we're gonna go next a lot
I'm a beast yeah, I'll talk for peace
Okay, I left I left
You could get one cheese I did I was actually in the run on the first versus I think I played up a chain together
Chain to come down for chain together honestly
You know I put up or you could play bullet bully play through
No, I sent you that one game. Did you see it fly night or whatever?
Yeah, but I agree. We don't play bully that much because the game is not optimized
even after all the quality patches and everything you can put that makes the game workable and
playable on PC, it still doesn't work.
Matt your friends.
Sure.
Okay, that's it.
Watch out, when you open the game it'll completely explode your computer's speakers.
Okay.
Are you good at Matt your friends, Jesse?
good I'm terrible I know you can do guys are easy like little skips and jumps I'm
not going to open this game it'll crash your shit it's so loud I'm gonna
actually get a mute my whole my little the game oh yeah we can do that
blood game's permission let's go let's go
wait do you have to play with I thought you could play with a shoulder
That was like 8% by the way.
You guys all right?
Hello guys?
Can you hear me?
You can't play with controller?
controller yeah it's again yeah it's not working she was working does I think
you have to open a big picture mode yeah I think for PS4 it's a big picture
mode it's just a button right next to play how do you do it oh picture mode
controller yeah when you get in now move the go up and down in the menu just
listen to the slaps
still like well if they're opening it with the controller right I it's not like
It's working for me.
Please
for you you literally tried for one minute
Nope and louder
There's a wife
She's keep one of Nelson no you can't you can't look at oh
oh mine's working nice how okay cuz I did picture mode and then I enabled
controller should I show you how to do it
oh okay go exit
uh show me that.
no no you enable it where so next to it is a controller on the right side of it
next to the heart and the info click that on the game I can't see your screen
give me a second now exit the game exit the game completely no I don't want to
do that yeah exit the game completely guide it okay and then simple yeah now
what now you play it you got a reset I think Sandy Lappichetta get her
have you
what's up
you're not doing it the way I did it but that's right I mean if you want to
retry but how though I just told you like eight times so you got a man a little
bit for only Xbox okay so enable exit the game okay I'm gonna go out of the
board next go okay so close get get rid of that you got exit the game and okay
get out of that bullshit whatever you're in get out of that that's not how I did
bit. Okay now go on to mount your friends in the library, so as you see on the right
side up, yeah that's fine, yes next, next, okay. Oh, snap out I guess. Enable, okay and
then click on the mount your friends, it should say mount your friends there, I don't know
I don't know why he doesn't say that there.
Where?
Where the arrow is, it should be mount your friends there.
I don't know why he doesn't say that on yours.
No, because that is the thing.
Okay, and then now it should work.
Sure.
I just ate a rib.
Mmm.
That's how mine worked.
No, you're a controller, this isn't it.
Is it like...
Yeah, what?
Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it.
Yeah, now I'm...
Yep.
So you're welcome X. I'm here. I guess I had news for you guys.
Okay, ready? Okay, yeah.
You invite.
Inbunny is.
Now join. I'm just going to join you. I just joined.
I'm going to go to have a line as well.
Go.
Wait, I know I need to put more players along
My game crashed when I click to join. Yeah, I put more players
Guys no you go push the camera with players with was for
I got it, I did it, I did it, I did it.
Invite me again.
Yep, now there's one.
Okay, sir.
Aye aye, aye aye captain.
Oh, you wanna play CFE's?
Sure, first we'll play this to go, one.
Where's this, it's under bucks.
What map do you guys want?
I didn't start on the map.
I didn't go with the one with the yeah, yeah
So, come on, you went out just everybody's like fucking
In bar joined. Yeah, it's fun. I wanna go. I don't really in bar
Wait, you're playing
Yeah, you see how he didn't even complain though.
He just locked in.
Yeah, he locked in.
How'd you do it?
So you need to take your arm on D, your further right arm, and then make it go to yet and
take it on the tail and then remove your thing.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay, so now how do I save this?
Now you stop.
Yeah.
Oh, he's on WASD. Holy, that looks easier, Loki.
No, no, no, no, it's not. It just shows that for everyone.
Then I suck at this. I used to be very good at this game, too.
Why is your dingus swinging in the air?
It's to help with momentum.
Oh, okay.
like
Wait, this guy's dingus is bigger.
What you want to be doing more than that is you want to be removing three and swing
on one, then removing all three and only using the landing one and then vice versa, you know
what I mean?
Yeah, because it gets harder because it gets like 40 seconds.
Bro, you'll set the end at like, like when we're not getting this game, we do the crazy
shit.
I know it's been a minute. Hold on. Give me a second here.
That works. Give me one second here.
Okay, nobody. Who's this guy?
All the timer against the timer set.
Hold on tight.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm pretty sure I used to use knock controller,
because this feels weird.
No, we always use controller, trust me.
Keyboard is literally impossible.
Like trust me, you cannot use controller in this game.
Who's this guy?
No, man.
Sucks.
remove everything except for your A like how long is it how long can it be not
table actually I can look not bad crawling strat works too okay now
anything except for A and then release A yeah okay back release good yo wait wait
you play before yeah yeah I used to play a certain he knows about this stick in
release. I used to play with Soda Poppin back in the days. Yo, yo, yo, why make it
you ding-a-ling-doo flips? Ah, that's shit. I used to play with Chance Moritz back in
the days. Did he use the shovel? Yeah. I used to play with him and they used to make
front of me all the time. I'm glad you guys don't do that though. You guys are nice to
me.
Hold on. All right, you look.
Now, do the stick and release. Now, do the stick and release. Stick and release.
No, but don't overshoot it.
Yeah, I don't think you can at this point.
Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
you can why if you just super if you just super flip by another word there yet
yeah you can overflip yes see like you'll be careful the whole point is
interesting you only have a minute to play so you want is that you have to get
past the line in a minute
I don't know, I don't know.
Double-bubble lace.
In front of the clock, he's going to be saying about the same.
At least, like your body, like your body is over.
Like.
Oh, no.
Wait, that's what I'm supposed to do, right?
You have to start making it hard for them to go, right?
Yeah, but.
Yeah, yeah, usually on the other map.
Holy shit though.
These actually dog shit.
Yeah, like really bad, but it's impressive.
Brother, you spin and you release the fucking anchor point.
What the fuck is that? How hard does that understand?
Hey, you all, release!
I W.
Oh, my fucking god, I can't.
Or why is he sh- dude, is Shmeety sitting out of there, Shmeety?
What the heck?
He's making me hungry seeing as Shmeety.
Yeah, of course. Yeah.
What?
Yes, you go yeah, not bad
Slime can you fuck off?
I get the legs twisted up you
Well, it's just perfect. I'm getting rid of it. Well, not really because it's not really anchored probably but
Nice now that now it is notice
I'm scared to over yeah it makes sense if you go over it it's over that's a good one
hold on now watch this really yeah yeah your anchor on the foot I think yeah we have to
go up the thing you're not gonna do it on arms it's too it's too nice
get one foot anchor yeah I see you saying yeah now what oh that's a perfect
anchor right there really well shoot that yeah I knew you wanted to do that
yeah I mean I know it's not overlapping my inputs
that wasn't overlapping the perfect anchor yeah that's insane wow what beautiful
beautiful as if you hold all the time that you can roll you could have done
another anchor there on the D yet oh another oh Jesus
Oh, there's a hole in the middle.
Now, yo, make it go vertical, go vertical, go vertical.
Yeah, so we can, yeah, so we can, like, we can start flinging it.
Okay, yeah, it's a slingshotting up, yeah.
Oh, wow, I like that.
It's a leg.
Is this me?
In bar, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's not, he's not making it.
Rip in bar.
Oh, no, wait, what is it?
He's anchoring.
We've got this.
Oh!
Oh! Nice!
Whoa!
Nice!
He's not doing malmsteat.
He's doing it.
He's actually fucking doing it.
Really bad.
And I released it!
Wait!
Why, if he actually didn't hold D and then held and then removed D,
it would have been massive.
15 seconds. Oh, yeah, he's at him. Oh, he's panicking. Oh, he's panicking. I got him.
Oh, no, he landed in a really bad spot. All right, good luck. So one dead. One, two, one,
one. It comes in at a point. Wow. That's like that could play all the way across. Oh my
god. Another good one. Hold on. This is really bad by the way. No, no, it's actually nice
Oh wait, I still have to go over!
Yes, I'm saying.
Oh, that was nice.
What's up?
I think I'm going to just go like this.
Team X, you got this.
Yeah, anchor point.
Just make another anchor point.
You can anchor point off that too.
of that too go on the panic yet hold the D yet right button moves to speak brah
oh no you got fine let's try and try and panic hold the D the D's anchor point
do you it isn't D for him oh I don't know what it is it's his controls
this is really bad that he's there by the way. Let's get that's gonna ruin it for a
Damn. Damn. Holy.
Holy shapes. That's it. That look nice.
What I'm looking. I got a point on that right arm.
the leg yeah that's the right power this is fine this is fine yeah that's
misleading thanks to be good at this that's why I try to be actually good at
this when I'm doing the opposite way I'm holding the one that don't need to be
held on learning
got it
come on
you're gonna have to swing
so I'll just send it
come on 2 seconds
release Santa
oh my god
I didn't know how much time I had left
it's fine
oh no
he's gonna
that's perfect
it's not
I'm bad for swinging, bro, but I'm better than in-bar.
Have a good day, Jacks.
My feet's all tangled.
Nice!
eight seven six five he's got it he's got it he's got it three two one oh man
he's got it oh my god I don't have it damn bang kick again came I hate you
with the fake timer sorry that's all right that's my fault damn now what
Okay, this game I did it. I did it. What face this game is a little bit better
Three man only I think we did three man only this is Greek God X running on full food review
You need to go to scrims tonight. They're doing it. There's a block of 10
That guy the boxes that you cannot stop in the box
Good luck.
I went by default.
What was I supposed to mean?
You can't even win by going further.
But you cannot win by going further.
Somebody else has to fail for you.
It's always by default.
Hey, how do you...
You have to be out of the box.
Out of the box. You're in the box.
You're out of the box. See the box?
Remove that foot.
Remove that foot.
Yeah.
The box in the middle of the screen.
See the box? You cannot fit it.
No limbs in the box.
Oh.
You're in the box.
You're inside of the box right now.
I'm literally stuck by the way.
No you're not.
Move it out.
Hold S and move it the other way.
I can't.
I'm dead serious.
I can't.
Just hold it.
You're not moving.
Moving!
I reset it. I mean, you just saw me again. I mean, I don't know how to...
Oh...
What do you have to press?
You want moving!
Can we do the other one?
Oh my fucking god, man.
I think the other one. I hate that one. That's this...
The other one's way better. You can do like trick shots and like roll over a bunch of bodies.
Okay, I mean they mean that you're gonna go you're gonna go up track
Wait, they started the game back then I did yeah
We just want joining so
No
We'll do a basic map
I'm a little stuck.
I'm a little stuck.
My game is pressing.
Yeah, nice game press.
That was fun.
Alright, now what about that one game, Fly Knight?
I'll try it. Let me just look at it and see if you like it.
I love how they're lovely means people and so it looks nice Jack that's nice I don't
like it Storm chasers or play that or yeah I don't want to be the leader of the other
group you know what you guys want to do um rl crafts i don't like that see a thieves
maybe i guess i did see if these are gonna be boring they ruined the gamer they just
ruined it it's not what it used to be it's not what it used to be just trust it play
up i like that you like that yes do it wait actually yeah um it's a good game if you want
play with like girls. That's Stardew Valley for me. Uh, what does it mean by that?
Colastic. Colastic. That's where I take my girl on her first date. Stardew Valley,
duo run, co-op. Play in risk of being two cinema. No, if you want to take a girl on a date,
just go to Minecraft and then give her flowers in Minecraft. It works every time. Or, or
tune the legend's duos and make her your support and yell at her the whole time and complain
That's your strap. Well, you got you got you got
That sounds like we beat on that sounds like we've been on load but it's then that's the case. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
All right, I'll open it up
All right, we're doing one franchise only if we if we beat the franchise on the first try Greek it's a free meal
Holy my god, I'm gonna get paid finally
I don't want to be that guy but I kind of want to play Rocket League as well like a little
bit.
Sure, sure, sure.
I don't mind that.
I don't mind that either.
Alright, join me, bruh.
But we just played a lot of Rocket League recently so it's kind of like, I feel like
it's a late night game.
Yeah, it's fine if we do it like towards the end of the stream, late night vibes.
Let's just play WoL to work after that.
Let's just level up from 1 to max level.
I can't join you apparently.
has been cinema thank you for the effort you've been putting into content we
notice your efforts
ex-qc-
play hardcore iron man
group iron man
we are about to witness greatness chat lock the fuck
group iron man
yeah be sick
holy that would be cool
i wouldn't mind and i'd even play well
i'd invite you jacks
uh
oh you're close with the mic now
Did you lock him?
Me, yeah.
Alright, let me let me have a little bit.
No, I'll just get a little far away, or I can come close.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Now look, this is you guys' fucking home turf.
Like, this is a fucking, it's a fucking cooking game.
Like, you cannot disappoint me here.
It's not swearing, it's not swearing.
My bad, I didn't swear that much, really? My bad.
You said the F was twice, by the way.
Jesus Christ, my bad.
So I take the Lord's name and then you're going to say the Lord's name and things.
Like, I don't know.
That's weird.
All right.
Oh, and it's not letting me play the game, so next game.
Why not?
Okay, so I...
Don't be a bad killer.
Yeah, that's fine.
We'll play this for a bit, see if we can do a good run, and then we next game.
Full support.
Yeah, I guess.
Now I'm loading it up, let's see.
me this game why did I say it said yogg's cast when I opened it that's a
really nice respect for that by me oh yeah not knowing yogg says it's crazy
easy me that's my childhood actual pioneers of almost everything yeah they
invited me to charity stream once but I didn't go I regret that every day of my
life. Really? Yeah. We're gonna know you're I was fat and I was fat and embarrassed. So
I just didn't go. But I'm the cooking down the way. Invite me to invite you. No. Invite
you for the third time. Okay, I saw it. What are the good hats? I need a good hat. Oh,
I'm here. Diggy diggy diggy. Oh, big in a hole. That's enough. That's enough. I can't
do anymore. That's enough. I can't. I can't. That's enough. Let me see what I like. Oh,
I like this outfit. Oh my God, I am cooking hard. Okay, let me just choose my color and
We're good to go free hat
You look at me
Okay, yeah first guys which is a menu what is gonna do pizza spaghetti. Yes. Yes
Yes
Because it very easy very I like that
As well
weekly speedrun no add low back please shall we be doing it just we do it
daily
I
Just as good at fastest 15 time
Ready, right send it yeah
Hey
Hey, it's very hard. I need to be orange
Come I get for a pee pee real quick. I'm good for pee pee
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but come here
I need to pee pee coming
So what we do is that we add it grab a rotator all many takes items in it
Upgrade kids
What's up, what why does it say X on it? Well, you're not you're not allowed to do it in
I mean, apparently this video will change the food. Maybe we should do normal?
Yeah, whatever.
Why is he greeting on lobby?
I'm peeing.
He never existed, bro.
I've been doing a Greek voice for the past couple of weeks.
Where is he? I haven't seen him in a game.
How's it going, mate?
He's just a figment of all time.
Yeah, let's do normal napa.
um daily? That was a weekly. Cool. Uh. Are we serving sunbays? Sweet. No, I don't want
to do that. Okay. Okay, so how do I get in? Oh, solid. X, how do I get in game? No. It
says you're with me. Yeah, you're bugging me again. Oh. Chai, is he bugged? I think I'm
bugged you're just looking in the mirror admiring yourself so I can't tell
here buddy reset reset the entire game okay got it I close the game low right
next game why are video games so bad video games are so bad okay online
play bang online play invited ggx and then I invited both of you come on bang I mean
what we are going to be doing is we are doing steak on the weekly run and then
we are gonna be taking the advanced the the kit in the conveyor I'll open the
for you
state we could explain the most
child that had it
tried to put it down
but we can't take it
live in the door for you
you know you want to see a cool bug watch this
and then it moves the item
until it doesn't move anymore and then you can walk through it
Wow
Jesse come here to me
I'm just gonna open the door for you. Oh
Bad map not enough room for customers. I think I agree with that
Yeah, I'm gonna close the door for you
Thank you. Yeah, yeah, thank you. Thank you. This is good. That's good. Go ahead
Oh, I got you
and let's not do steak, it's like fucking suckers
yeah, i know what you're...
uh...
it's like we're bodyguards
let's do sunday, we did it in evermore, sunday?
fuck it
hey man, it was my birthday the other day
uh, that's my smuggler
he's a smuggler, he's a smuggler
he's a smuggler, he's a smuggler
he's talking to me
he's saying, what else?
steaks, yaw
hey everybody out
yaw
yaw
Okay, I just fucking lock in.
Don't tell me what to do, I'm a grown man.
Alright, you need to be up every time I play.
Ice cream is ready to scoop.
What does that mean?
Yeah, left, left for show.
Left, left, left.
I won't have to do it for scratch, fuck that.
Alright, I'll be the waiter.
Okay, I rearranged this already.
We want this to be clean.
We want this to be accessible.
Group sizes are only going to be one or two.
So here's what you do, you go like this, yeah?
So now groups are only one or two.
Bang.
No, no, no, don't fucking do that.
Don't do that.
It's my fucking kitchen and don't touch shit.
Okay, Gordon Ramsay.
Okay, you're going to be the washer.
So your shit goes in here and you get one desk only.
You know what you're doing with this?
At all?
Or not?
Nope.
I haven't played this once with a girl.
So that didn't happen.
Got it.
Next.
Uh, the name of the restaurant is Schnozzy Sundae's.
Okay.
Ready?
Put up here.
I'm looking to hang out with a game ago. She must have cat ears
Well the play set
It's no, it's not spot wrong. We're only open on start start start start
Why
It's a church day
It's just not button.
Why?
Why?
Start the fucking game.
Oh my god.
What am I doing?
Welcome to Schnozzy Sundays.
How's it going?
Oh, what do you guys want to order?
Oh, two Sundays, huh?
Chocolate.
Wait, how do you know?
I don't see it.
I don't see chocolate in it.
I think they just want empty bowls and they want cherries and they want a scoop of a red and a yellow, please.
Hey, just give me that. Help me. Help me.
Take the garbage out. Take the garbage out. Take the garbage out.
Thank you.
Take the garbage out.
Give me a red.
Gonna take the garbage out.
How do you get it?
Oh! Got it!
Hold on. I have to throw this away.
Sorry, if the surface is a bit slow.
Yo! Help me! Put things to jump into it again!
I need a Yeller!
I need a Yeller!
Hold on!
I already...
Yeller! Yeller!
No! Roll on!
Oh, I yelled at her. Sorry.
Here's a Yeller.
They're not yet they want chocolate now. Jesus Christ.
What does it mean? Greek showed up quickly. Yellow.
No, he wants to answer. Ready? What's ready?
And you're almost a bowl. He didn't want red.
This guy wanted red. Take over. Take over. Go take over.
This is hard. This is hard. It's not hard.
it was complicated it was complicated it was complicated it was complicated it
well we need to have a garbage man I didn't know you could change the fucking
like it's a good button the last I looked yo shut the fuck up was it it
doesn't count was it everybody I know what to do now I don't do now drink don't
push my fucking kitchen I'm gonna snap okay bye-bye I know what to do now
relax now start it why yo you give them some fucking cops great our attacks not
ready to you give him cops I give you ice cream okay yep why here we go
Hello! How's it going? Welcome to Snowsie Sundays.
What would you like?
Cup them.
Here's some cup. Yo, can I get two yellow skips please?
Yeah, scoop it up! Scoop it ready!
Thank you so much. Hope you guys are enjoying this.
Another one, another one. Fatty wants another one.
Oh, it's almost in the hem.
Good job, Greg.
Chocolate.
Chocolate. Yep.
This one wants a third scoop.
Oh, you took a shit on the ground. Thank you. I have a good day.
What do you want?
Go and tap on him. Call them pessimism.
More!
No, not more! No, not more! We only have two devils!
Red. Two reds.
Which one, Rick?
Yellow.
Done!
Red, chocolate.
Anything else you guys need?
Chocolate.
Red. Clean the ground! Clean the ground!
Yeah, poopoo.
How'd you clean it?
You used us for about nothing on this.
Good job, guys!
Done.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, we are done!
Yes, we are the ice cream. Yes.
Ho ho ho. Okay guys, I can we get a
bottle of pour? I'm taking a smoke break if that's cool one sec.
I'll save, I think I saved that little. Ho ho ho.
But yeah, but yeah, but yeah. Guys, I think it's cool like this for now.
Like it. I think we just freeze that for a second. He's carrying you.
Goblin yeah, you got it ready up though slope up
Why
X Y hold on just get rid of this then just put it here
Hey, honestly what?
Why not?
Think we should put it like right here for what though
Just to fuck with you
I think we should call people today.
Welcome to Schnozzy Sundays, where we have all the schnozzy fun.
Enjoy.
Oh my god, this is way better.
The orientation of this is the table.
Uh, yeah, the owner of this place actually has a big schnozzy, it's what we call it
that.
Hey, give me a cup, give me a cup.
Here's one of these.
Oh, you took a shit.
Yellow!
How'd you change it x square
But up top two calls two calls clean that shit
Free bullet
Wait pre-bull are we allowed that yeah watch it goes into a booya
Into a thing
We'll just put it there for the next one if you if you give them more than one
ice cream
Yeah, but they get mad
Yeah, we're gonna be success no shit we can afford it, but yeah
I'd see we got here no no
Guys we need research. That's though. All right, you bought it. Yeah
Okay, Daniel, with Daniel we can serve more customers, Daniel means that we can get more
guys in.
Yeah, but this is also good because now we have two spaces for creams, I'm gonna go
smoke baby.
My wife's calling me give me a second, honey I'm working, no you need to pick the kids
up from school.
You know remove you have to do something. I'm busy. Goodbye. She's all
Come back
Yeah, guys, we need y'all. I need y'all. I need y'all lock in it
Yeah, it really sucks what you have to deal with back at home man. You want to take a hit of this? Yes, sure
I say just get out bro like what he is doing we are smoking on it shit I started
time to work I'm ready I already have lock in actually I'm like oh my god
Crap crap calling customers calling customers ring ring ring
Yellow yellow wait this next is the temple faster
What do you want what do you want? What do you want?
Wait wait, why are we getting yellow?
Oh, you can stack them.
Put them in the garbage.
Put them in the garbage.
Oh, this guy can't come in for some reason, bro.
That's great.
We'll leave it.
Why don't they sit down?
I don't understand it.
Maybe they could come off.
No, I think it was.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe.
Maybe actually.
No, I think it was a... Yeah, I don't know, maybe. Maybe, actually.
Cup him. I got it with the sloth.
The fuck out!
Yellow.
Brown.
How do you like it?
Wait, I need a tip. Hey!
No, I need...
No slowest efficient for tips, man.
really guys we are now a franchise that we are rich
I think there's nothing nothing on the phone Sundays can have chopped nuts and
cherries or they can have syrup syrup syrup syrup syrup yeah it's yeah it's
easy well it's gonna get too hot in the end it where I won't be able to do it
Okay, I think we buy a research. No, we can't buy research just yet again
Guys, what's the mean watch this way I
Could just we don't we don't need those symbols do we find a nice plot of land and in the garbage bin it will be in here instead
But now I must contain you
This is a good set up
the risky risky setup I don't like it this is better we go use the we go use the
kitchen no we don't everybody up this is good this is this is pristine this is
bad this is bad how we need a desk so we can pre-make the desserts because you
could put three different types of dessert in your plate and then as
to them. You have to have a test. What the fuck is he saying?
What the fuck are you doing?
Why? No, that's bad. No, that's bad. Put that back.
We at least have one. Guys, the counters are going to fuck our game up.
No, if it's in the corner, it's harder to access and get people in the corner.
It's terrible. Alright, the move this right here.
you see she's me
I will just break this sell this
put this here
why?
you need a table to like triple stack desserts
yeah that works
i'll put this here
yeah this is perfect ready up
look you can do this
don't do that
look look
I can
Because look watch watch watch I'll show you because it just gives it to them whatever's on it look watch watch yellow
Look, I just did three and one
See
So that's what you gonna have look watch this ready watch
Yeah
Yeah, we're about to lose the game.
Nope, you trolled him.
I didn't troll, he's one syrup.
Give him syrup.
Long syrup.
There you go.
I clutched.
Like, what are you doing?
You're doing nothing!
You're doing nothing!
Remove this so they can see my name.
You're doing fucking nothing!
How you doing?
See, look.
boom I just did three like this
right catch up if you did the machine didn't want it only I think it's all
right you're not doing it correctly little bra lock in sir brother I don't
think you're correct about this at all yes I am
watch this thing only needs more yellow go see and now you're so big stuff in
your hands but that's fine because that's what you'll have for yeah and the
count up step step step step step just put that syrup all over my body
I
See I'm ready with a triple I disagree
Yeah, I'm right
Yeah, give me a second. Oh my god. My wife's calling again beer back. All right. Let me give you some research
Baby
No, you need to pick the kids up I said I'm busy you can take
Hey, what's your phone down dude?
Dude, hang up on her man.
Give me a second.
Dude, we need to have a way closer bond than her.
Right?
Oh my, give me a second baby.
Dude, what are you talking about?
I don't know, you look you the way you come in here,
you just look kind of nice.
Oh my, hang on baby.
Dude, you need to chill out.
Give me a second, I'm talking to my wife.
Baby, pick up Amy and Steven from,
You need to take him to the pool afterwards. They have swimming lessons
Yes, you can take the Toyota
Okay. Hey yo, bye. Hey, yo asset. You're on the clock. Get in
All that stuff you looking good, I was just kidding, bro, did you being
So it is what I didn't resist anything
Look at me. Look at me locked in here.
Your strat is a shit.
Mad. Stay mad.
Bing. Bing. Bing. I just tripled.
I just tripled. It was lucky. My strat. It was lucky.
I just ping six. I just tripled shot and then syrup.
It was lucky. Holy.
Holy my strat. He did hit the syrup.
If they didn't want that, you know we're fucked, right?
No, you just put it on a table. We have extra tables.
literally.
literally.
No customers.
Very nice.
Where's the phone? Where's the phone?
You dip dip.
Watch this. Watch my triple strap.
Ready?
Bang yellow, bang yellow, red,
chocolate. Oh my god, I just tripled them.
Sip, sip, sip, sip.
Been there, done that.
I just tripled yellow if I didn't serve there when we lost the game by the way let you know
wrong wrong you are wrong my friend ready let me up answer answer answer I guess I guess
I guess yeah yeah yeah yeah what's going on with this game it why would it be because
It's because it's the night. We see it easy to take forever
But yeah, how about some of all
My bad, that's my old account for our exclusive we only have the best let's be nice affordable
We want to come to our shit and be like oh
Yeah, we need to use what I think we need to use the kitchen now
No, I just agree tremendously what's this decoration?
Guys we're gonna afford this
Bang I just make guys we cannot afford this
You know sign
He on sign fuck it dude
We don't have any recipes a check that we could put in the dresser
Well, I can't research anything it's all just cosmetics ice poop
Do you guys want change the color of stuff here or not?
Cheer up buddy. I'm in a bad fucking movie now
I do. I want it, yeah, blue's nice, and then the walls need to be red.
As the vibe guy, I suggest you change your vibe immediately, otherwise you will be executed.
I want a bad fucking move right now.
This is good! I made it up!
Sometimes, when I get angry, I want to see the world burn.
Whoa!
Puts research next to cabinets. It really annoys me that these animals come into my ice cream shop and litter everywhere
What is society?
Hi, hi, okay. Hey Joker. Come back. Son of
Breakdown as I'm shit
Hey, bumpfucka
Yeah, come in
Jesus Christ
Bro, I think he's Joker for some reason.
Look at the name of our restaurant.
Steal her job, I need some ice cream, you know, I'm a fucking Joker.
Don't, don't, don't do that.
Animals, they want food all the time.
They eat and they eat.
Watch this.
Bang, bang, bang.
Do more, I just triple shot.
Do more and do faster.
I have to see her just in case.
I'm a triple chocolate here.
Everyone wants some chocolate syrup.
Oh, oh, do you do?
And then was pretending he was the joke. Oh my god
Now take the poop and put it in the garbage, I'm not gonna kill my boys the better bullets shoot up
Pretty boy
Oh, oh wow that's I'm ready here remove the stuff out of the counters
They can't come in.
Bang, bang, bang.
Just triple shot.
Wait, it's a 3-man group.
We're cooked.
This is over.
We got this.
Bang, bang.
Lock in.
Yellow, quick.
Got the syrup.
I know it's coming.
More yellow.
Go, quick.
Bang, bang.
Wrong one.
Good.
Come on in.
We got lucky.
We got so lucky.
Why don't these wait as the three table organ?
It's too far up to the right.
Bang, bang, bang.
Chocolate syrup.
Bang, bang, bang. I just banged it.
I did it like you, I did it like you.
You did it, you did the method.
I like to call that the GGX bang.
Reset.
Musty.
Yo, I did the, I did the great thing.
Put it up.
Okay, guys.
Good shit.
Take it.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Okay.
I need a little bit.
Okay.
Dumplings.
Holy.
No, no.
Guys, please no.
I beg it.
No dumplings.
Mother, this shit is awful to do.
Can we just do state please?
Dumplings.
Dumplings.
be the dumpling chef guys it makes difficulty four times harder it's
generally hard yeah if we fail I go dumplings it's over it's over there it's
all good can we set up the kitchen at least yeah so at this point you guys all
you guys is you do in front we need to read it all the tables read everything
Okay, yeah, this is gonna work
Hold on
Guys, I was gonna do it in safe person. Let's simply look up other ships out front. You see that? Yes. Hey, we can have a buffet
It's 120 though. Can we save this and no ice cream on the outside you guys work a great will work on
Oh, no, we it's over. We can't do this
I was watching the video back and you're blaming me back then too.
Well, I mean, it was also default, but, yeah.
That's so bad.
This is so bad.
Snake it.
Okay, there we go.
95 for a myth, a gun from the guys in the hill,
a helicopter, 300 scrap.
I didn't even know that.
I forgot my.
There we go.
Oh, I got this all set up good.
And then, yeah, that's looking great.
I'm gonna go smoke.
Okay, now the dishes in here.
No, no, no, no, I am organizing it.
Just give me a minute.
What if we make the people go inside the kitchen,
and we're catching up in front first and set it?
Oh my God, we have to watch plates now.
It's gonna be difficult.
That's you.
Okay, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna research the prep station.
Okay.
I don't get it, how does that work then?
Do I not put it in here?
Okay, okay, what does that mean?
What does that mean?
Just let me do my thing, let me do my thing.
No, no, the dishes are your thing, you are going to have to do that.
Come here. Come here, you. Come here.
Alright, let me put this in there then.
Great, come here!
Yeah, I'm here.
That's not you. That's me.
Okay.
You're taking the shit from the tables and you're slamming it onto the dishes, yeah?
Wash will he fart wash put wash put down wash put here on a cycle. Yeah
Yeah
Okay, I
Being I'm gonna do carrots
Cut have a personal question. I don't have a knife. You don't have to answer this if you don't want to but
Yeah, have you ever farted?
W.
Um, yeah, so what I have is I think a phantom sense and I sometimes I fart in game and I feel it out of the game
That is actually so fucking sad
Yeah, sometimes
I'll come with you. There's a where is my knife?
Anyway, so yeah, I have the thing called phantom pain
Basically, what happens is if you touch me in game, I feel it with my real-life human body. Can I try touching?
Thank you.
Quit it! I've got phantom pain!
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
What about your wife back home?
Give me a second.
Susan, I told you once before, I've got about one hour left of work.
You need to take Amy and Stu to the pool for their lessons.
Sir, where's the knife?
Dude, your wife sounds like such a buzzkill, but she think it'd be way cooler of me and you to chill like at the bar.
Honey, that was just my friend from work. Don't ignore him. He's the weird one.
Uh, yeah, okay, goodbye.
Dude, I told you not to talk to me on my phone with my wife.
I need to get fucking hanging in this.
I told you not to talk to me when I'm on the phone with my wife.
Hey! Jackass! Fuck!
Shit!
In the future right now, we're about to open it.
You're on the clock.
Block. Come here you, come here you, come here you.
Last fucking warning.
So horrible last time.
Last warning, I am being the hammer.
Look through the window, look through the window at us.
The ice will block me.
Guys, the ice will block our customers.
We won't be able to serve them
because they're gonna be stuck out on the left side.
But who?
Hang on, our trans...
Can you please say it in French
so I can actually understand?
Because I don't understand.
Damn.
Fuck off.
French. Say it in French.
What you just said.
Great for God.
Tastois.
Can we go back to GTA RP?
Last one.
Chilipobleba.
No, no, I'll do his like.
This is how he sounds.
He sounds like a farmer.
He's like,
Lepore chilipoblebishle
or chilipagore chilipanomilit.
That's a bit off.
All right, that's it.
All right, ready to point again at it.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
You won't like him when he's angry.
You need the plates over here, though, don't you?
No, not yet.
Hi, what would you guys like to eat?
Oh, a bunch of dumplings.
Cool.
Oh my god, they need like eight dumplings, brother.
Hurry up.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
Our chef is cooking a steak.
I'm in a pie, I'm in a pie, you do it.
You guys want dumplings, right?
Okay.
So, what do you guys do for fun?
Oh, just sitting on your phone, watching TikTok,
ignoring me?
Gotcha.
Don't get it.
Jack, it's Rummy's.
Get out, get out, take it out, take it out!
uh-oh let's take this place of five stars please
you want ice cream take ice cream
you want syrup take syrup i'm sorry
some fucking dimwit dumb fuck put a bunch of shit on my counters
That's you buddy.
Is it over?
Maybe you need these counters over there.
We shouldn't have done this.
We should have just the stakes.
This is crazy.
We don't have enough equipment.
Wait.
They're not set up?
Yeah.
Whose idea was it to do dumplings?
We got four calls because you guys wanted to do dumplings today.
I didn't want to do dumplings.
I wanted to do the stakes.
I didn't want to do dumplings.
I want to do dumplings. I want to do dumplings.
I didn't want to do dumplings.
Wait, I just got a complaint on an email. Let me read this up.
Why did we find toenails in Har meal?
This is very rude.
Did you serve the customer's toenails?
What do you want to do next?
Chad, what about the stormtroopers in the game? I forgot what it's called.
Greek is so annoying at times, but still, W Greek.
He's right.
He's right.
It's called Outbreak.
Outbreak?
It's 32 games, it looks like an hour and a half.
How about Outlast Trials?
It's not great.
Is it not?
How about H1Z1?
I'm down with that let's go load it up. Yes, I'll break it's actually fun though. Do you there what I want to play it?
Do 32 gigabytes in 2026 is like five minutes like just watch like a five minute video easy. No, we're just gonna give it away
I'm done
What is it called out outbreak out break yet?
it's actually a fun game with it or not. Outbreak. I cannot believe it. Which one is it? Outbreak
Islands? No, Outbreak but with no idea. OUT. What? BRK. BRK. Oh, it's 30 pounds. Okay,
so any other games? I already pot it dude. Yeah, I don't think I would have turned it
download it just a little bit maybe there maybe ten minutes
okay so I spent 30 pounds to play this for five minutes got it that's like eight
subs good game though
stop saying up your limit then stop saying that I get away like like just
stop it last time I did see my stream and end fucking ankle stream like this
bro like stop darling like you know my shit come on bro well as I did that I
I crashed the stream. It's fucking weird. It's fucking weird. I'm not gonna do that.
It's weird. It's weird. It makes you feel like a, like a double person.
Um, while we're waiting we could play, uh, Iger I. O.
Um, yeah, doing a Gario while I eat this food.
All right, I agree. I'm about to get you a regular league.
I'm down.
Really?
That would literally work, because I just got my chipotle.
percent so ten times what we just did it that was what one minute that means
that's why it's downloading yeah it paused yeah but you can we click though you
be click though okay that one red couldn't hold me over red code seven
I'm not sure what's going on.
Skibbity.
Skibbity.
Don't start together.
You guys actually want that?
What's that?
What?
Never played that.
What is it?
It's actually a hard game.
It's like a...
We should play it.
We should play it.
We should play it just because of that.
Like I like the other game that we played the cards game we have to guess them
The fact he said what is that we should just play it bro
They start together. I might have played it explain the game as well
It's a 2D game about surviving like in a weird world
Yeah, no, um
How about seven days today that's also really good there. I mean wow you guys have an actual good repress today
Project zombie, can we play that with you?
Project Zomboid.
Wait.
Wow.
Project Zomboid might go really stupid with us.
It will take a few runs so you can get it down though.
Difficult?
Yeah.
Yeah, but...
If you just kind of play a little slow...
like there's gonna be like some sort of like we have the role play now
still gonna break oh my god you look out
that was good ball control, no?
Here you go.
We are playing RRLcraft.
We're just taking the cooldown break because we played like, like, we did it for like a
couple of weeks.
Yeah, also, also we were stuck and what we had to do to get it unstuck is very grindy.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is what we said about Skycrash.
Yeah, but it's not the same as Skycrash either.
I guess we know we can just like, oh my god X, you didn't even eat me.
Why are our low enemy games easier in doubles than gold buttons for the reason?
Crazy.
This is like three people.
Yeah, also this is a variety, like playing variety games is fun.
I'm about to fall. I'm it's gonna whatever. I've never played by it. It's great. Well,
it's raw you know. It's amazing, actually. Well, that's a lot. I'll be full later, though.
But we should be the we should be my time. Yeah, we should be. We're like right there.
Yeah, he's getting double-tipped there.
Fine, I got it.
Thank you, God, for creating avocados.
Yo, those motels are bigger than very bad.
I'm giving you a K, you can do that.
Here you go, here you go.
that's a perfect pass by the way. No it's not, it hit the top. Yes, it hit the top, it hit the top, it goes for lemon.
Oh, he dodged me, good. This guy has a TTV, imagine streaming, like, streamers are so lame.
I trolled him really hard. He's gonna touch it like a dumbass.
Well, these both games are so bad, it's kind of how bad it is.
Here we go.
Oh, I bumped him there.
Here we go, second minute, second minute, stand, stand, stand.
You, you, you, you, you.
No, not me.
I can't, I know.
I can't.
It's an addiction area fools.
He took me down.
Oh
Wow two Tony's two tones actually a good song. Yeah, that's a good deal. Yeah, the ones you linked me with camera
Beauty poops
That's nice
Thanks
I'm gonna rewatch out because that was greatness of this fine
EG
Man's already done. I got all mix. I go
Bitch ass
You're gonna do shit, little bug.
You're gonna have to hit that dog, he's just gonna go in there.
Okay, nice.
Yes, you eat so fast.
Got it, you got it.
Yep, I just finished it.
That was fucking delicious.
This what?
Go X, I mean, it's right in front of me.
Oh man.
Double steak.
Go X, you.
It's like fresh food but it never tastes fresh somehow.
You know this is what I'll tell you, I will tell you this.
Where I used to live, it did suck, but this one that I'm at is good, so maybe it really
depends.
things like it's like oh I messed up that's apparently it's like fresh it's
like it looks fresh but it tastes like it's been out like like days I can't
explain you brad moose I tell you what the best place is if you're down
but you wrote this is so shit it's not level like you're so bad like those
voters are so bad man it's like you're not playing the game next we're talking
about food right now yeah like these
both days what the fuck is he looking
looking looking looking so del taco I
have to say it trumps stuff about yeah
trust me that last time delta del taco
is the go I'm just gonna say it's cheap
it's cheaper and it tastes better and
fresher
I know bro like no maybe I just had a
shit one like I said but in Austin
whenever I would get it it was like a
50% chance that my taco would be like
Super dry
You want to get Taco Bell. It's like it just awaits the same Taco Bell sauce
They feel like they're fucking made in some fucking sweatshop like
They feel like a sauce Taco Bell feels like a product like some fucking yeah, yeah, I agree. Like it does engineer fucking chemicals
Like you know exactly what you're getting with Taco Bell
Excellent passing to you. Yeah
I could have in that webinar
Fuck!
Um
Down Taco, you want to go to a place that has high turnover
Like, the one in LA in Hollywood
Went astronomically hard
It was like, they were just on the clock
You could eat good for like, cheap
Fuck off!
I didn't jump out of there at all, there was a battery running
I'm gonna set it up for you.
Oh!
It's set up perfectly.
Oh!
Like hold on, actually hold on.
There's who it is.
Yeah.
I'm shake shacks really nice in LA too.
I had a shake shack.
That shit is so hard.
It's so good.
Yeah.
It's so good.
The service was a little bit slow, but it's because it's so many people.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good. The service was a little bit slow, but it's because it's so many people queuing.
I didn't have internet in Florida, but in Austin I was there and that,
I like, I think about that shit all the time.
Can I say something, can I say something?
They surrender there.
Um, um, five guys is kind of mid.
Uh, it's pretty mid. The location, if they just open it, it's fucking dank though.
It's too oily though. Like, I just don't want that much.
brother it's if you think your plate is open the plate is open it's fucking
dang it yeah um what's it called um NMP always used to like to go to a water
port water burger and that shit so hard it's so hard and yeah it tastes
delicious butter chicken bits yes oh no patty melt with the chicken strips and
gravy fries and some uh x no no no uh hold on i didn't care for their burgers it was like a
sonic burger for if you can't talk about food and play like me i guess he's like no no no no the
if you can't talk about the moment no no if these things the moment through me i'll mention it i
actually what about it oh calvars calvars burgers okay okay for a chicken for a chicken spot um it
It has to be King's chicken.
I'm sorry, but King's chicken is so good if he eats.
Oh, Dave's chicken better?
I think he's a pig.
Hit that.
You got to go to Bud's chicken and see if it just absolutely
clears.
It's not even close, but it's a Florida thing.
Fuck, I'm an electorate.
That's on me, dude.
I missed. Wrong. How much do you weigh there? Go, go, go. Good job, Greek. It's still good.
I don't care, I don't care, that was a good one, that was a good one, it was a great shot.
Thanks. Thank you.
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Got past X. That's nice my god. That's it. Oh my god X. Do you see that master?
Backwards
Well a lot of people do this thing this is all I just I just wait till I go to a studio
But if you just learn the program and shake you get like more invested into it, and there's more part into it
You have a studio. I feel like you need an actual like
like degree like I'm not you don't know that's no no no no no no okay you'll
both wrong and I'll tell you why because I actually look into it if you want to
use it properly and use every single one of his tools is a lot more
complicated than you think I don't know you can still just do stuff I stop
leaving me this is all what you should do with it we had a modern Derek's will
make fucking it like like megal worldwide beats on a fucking laptop you
I've never watched an actual child with a laptop, but cleared a whole fucking
Corpse industries, like that's crazy.
It's crazy, I make one point and the entire fucking Greek call apes out.
Okay, let me explain.
Let me explain.
It's difficult because you've got to realize when it comes to editing music, it's not just
editing, it's mixing as well, that's a whole different book.
Mixing, you've got to make sure your music sounds good on all different airwaves.
I'm talking like good in the car, good on the speaker.
True, and I'm sure that X-X Fantastico would love that.
I'm sure his songs were great to be played on a fucking super studio.
No, it wasn't.
It was fucking, a lot of it was fucking car beats and fucking foam beats.
What about it?
Like, you don't need that shit.
I understand, but there's a difference between XX Chancellor and the fucking, what's his name?
Um...
Ooh, I'm blinded by the light, there's a difference.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, you thought about like super highly produced fucking a big music level shit compared to fucking soundcloud be like
That's passion doing it properly and making sure it works on everything and making it sure it sounds crisp
Oh, that is passion. I was very very happy again. Like I always
You can do both but there are no limitations to what a music in or need to have to be a hit it can be hit with anything
Yes, I agree, but there's a difference between quality and quantity and there's a difference. That's not what it is though
I just agree with you. I'm not real on that
Okay, well, I'm a new I guess yeah
Because to use it properly it takes it takes years of using the first row that's not what the topic is though
You can make it with anything you can well you can make it with a fucking whatever what a fucking Nintendo DS like
My songs on a pizza
Fuck me
fuck get the fuck out of my way
You're supposed to be the five-day.
Yeah, but if I bring one topic up, you both ape out and start screaming and talking about it.
You're so confident.
You're so stupid. Like, it's just annoying.
I've done the research.
You can only make a movie if you have an IMAX. Only IMAX can be a good movie.
Yeah, you can make a movie like A24, but you can make an IMAX like Christopher Nolan.
Only he can make a movie. Like, what a fucking fucking dumbass that he kept the fuck up us.
that was a bit slow man, but I meant to do my solution to fuck up though.
I
Pass to that guy. Damn it. Hey, I was missing something like that. I also
Vibes, yeah, Vibes are killin' them.
The Vibes got a very big, the whole squad
with the most low IQ rate of a thing.
So you agree, you agree on the vibe?
I think you guys need to have,
you guys need to have a stomach fight off or something.
Okay, okay.
Just go.
So you agree on the vibe guy,
because if I can kill them that easily,
then I can bring him back up.
Yeah, true, true.
I'll just show you that song that I made
before I left home.
Check.
Is there?
I was hearing things that you were making.
No, there's a sample in it
that loop that's really cool
uh is there a vibe?
there's gotta be a vibe
it's in the beat off, it's in the beat off but
I'm gonna link you a song that I produced myself
okay it's one, it's
50 seconds long
let me show you
how many did they like?
hold on
I'm not done
I'm not done
I fucked up
okay
here
check this out here
you're gonna be rolling that
This is the song I produced.
Myself.
Oh, you made your FL look cool.
Oh, you like it?
Yeah, you got it.
Cool.
Did you just hit that down, down, down, down?
What is all this shit about marching in?
What is this yapping set?
I just cut from dressed as Santa Claus
I guess I had three beats
This is the one on it
It's the first oneer I I three reasons. No
No, no, no, it's three it's three beats you have 30 seconds to ready up our beat
That's fucked up
Hold on hold on
Oh
Paratician
Good shit on this really yeah like my like marshmallow. Yeah, I can see this
Oh my god, and it gets a little break brother with the vocal lube shit, bro
now but it's terrible because he didn't have that fell master so just
Keep going!
Let me, let me, let me!
Bebe!
Wait, what?
What?
What am I going to do with this?
Are you ready?
Bang!
Offbeat, though!
Yeah!
I
Like it some little some sick machine like I hold out
Chat I switch I had another beat that I had a little but no you pulled out the flex, bro
Yeah, I had another beat that I made it when I was not chewing it was something different
But I know no I played I played another day it guys I lost the file. It's lost
I know when you would be making music because my my splice balance would like be going down by the hundreds
like you just download like 300 sound files every time that you're using it it's an avat yeah what do you mean by that
because it caught you know how there's a balance and it goes down oh yeah you know your all your all your shit yeah
Yeah, brother you used like like thousands
I'll have to find it a low key low key the send it for free though
Guys it was a few months ago, man. Nobody knows what it is. It was Kenny beats, right?
Yeah, Kenny beats got me like some lifetime subscription thing. I never run out of credits
Wait, that's actually can I use your account? Yeah, you can
Guys.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Can I kiss you?
Sure.
Russell uses it, simply uses it.
Can I suck you?
Got like the whole squado on it.
Yeah, I'll find it.
Okay, X, play my song that I produced myself.
Discord.
I produced it this myself.
Like you can't really?
First we're in the broccoli though
Ready
Yeah, I actually have good music on my page if you want to look at it, no troll, I actually
We have good music on my page if you want to look at it. No troll. Like, I produced it and everything.
Guys, I have a song! I swear it's good! I'm done, man.
I was so proud of it, man. I'm really proud of my songs.
Listen to our old songs that we made together.
Okay, you made some songs.
Yeah, me and Xenon.
No, not this. Not this. Guys, guys, it's a few months ago.
What was it called?
It's not fixed it later, it's like before I break it or something like that because
I was about to fix the song and break it so I was like, I'm sitting before it breaks.
You guys know what I did? You heard this before?
No, I never heard it. I know blazing shit though. I'm happy that you actually learned how to do shit.
Oh, thank you guys.
This looks like you actually were doing shit here.
That's sick.
Look at that. It's just...
Oh
Nice
Fave almost on my best one. It's something not so awful. So a lot of things are off key, but
Oh, yes, man
Yeah, I do you learned a lot kind of but I swear I actually learned I had a
Can you beat song I had some other guys on and they actually helped me out
Ash music right at you
Yeah, play that shit yes, sir
This is not your biggest hit
It didn't save it in saver
Oh, hey, who was the singer that reacted to our thing
I know.
The singer, she does.
That is a figure.
I mean, I know when she listened to our song.
I showed that to my family.
Bro, what is that?
I feel like that was a flex.
That was a low key flex.
I just need to lock into the studio.
I knew this was going to happen.
Hold on. Let me do this one.
It is.
I
Guys it's a song I showed after I
It's fun. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's say this
You go on the billboard
I
I
I
Know
Yeah, no, you can go hard with this
Dude, I'm so happy with that.
That's a song.
Good shit.
Well, I mean, the levels are all off.
I mean, yeah, there's things that are off key, but that shouldn't be too high above the
chain.
It's not side-chain.
Tell me that's not
There she is.
You know, like this is like a good vault song.
I saw you throw it in there you have it in the bowl. Yes, you want to like get it mastered
Yeah, dude, this is a good core like this is a good core
The streams have been absolutely amazing. I think some of them
Well, a lot of a lot of leveling and cycling need to be done this to make it work
but but
All the sample isn't properly timed. It's about but yeah, it's
Like a better
better 808 like low key have a 808
high xqc and
license of
probably
oh my god they have it all bought it
wait you did a lot of fls
yeah
this is the pvm shit
holy shit
do you have any of those songs saved
yeah i could play them all
but none of these are from from
this is cool
You went this hard. It's happy bro. What's like a fine goal?
Really no I get it sounds like an airline song a little bit sounds good though
Alright, next, can you get FL installed on your machine and everything next time I go
over to your house?
I have it, I have it on, I have it on.
I want to do the MIDI control and I want to, like, let's make something crazy.
Why not?
like a couple of vaulted things that I've made like piano piece stuff that like we
can make a song with Loki. Really? Yes.
Hey, you ready to play a little game? Yeah.
Wait, why?
I didn't make a song.
I didn't make this.
That was real though, okay
Like I walked in you look
And it kind of falls off I didn't make that you know
Are you using the soul of the city? This is moving 92.5 tell of either fan
I didn't make that.
Are you guys ready?
Yeah, I'm telling you the game is good.
The game is good.
Give it up for DJ Tone Nails.
Uh, you would single fuck the man in the mouth.
Chat, maybe my computer, since I changed ramp, uh, I changed it.
Is this these spots?
Almost I had to reset these.
Did you get my wire transfer?
Well, wait.
Well, I just had to reset these.
Bro, you want to be real?
You don't care.
We don't dare to keep making beats.
I get it.
Yeah, just keep making shit.
If you just work on some shit for a month,
you're going to be like, all right, thank God, those are gone.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you just excel more and more.
It's so fast.
No, no, no, no.
There's some product that I have worked on,
Offstream that I enjoyed.
Like, chord examples, chord progressions, I like it.
A chord that I want to use later.
I have like eight chords that I actually
that I want to use for later.
It's like it was my course though, but I love making chords.
What even is this game?
Why is the default character Charlie Kirk?
Whoa.
Like no joke, though.
Log in.
I'm not kidding.
Okay, so what we do first is, we do a quick chase with friends, and I invite you, and
I'll accept it. I'll accept your invite and you're just able v-sync
Yes
It's okay. I want to play I want to play I just
Low how do you know that?
System is not PC. It's not something
We're trying to look it for something
I'm going to turn on my Michael Brawl and keep the volume, be a right, it is actually
quiet.
Man this is pointless, alright, I'm going to lock in.
What were you doing?
I was trying to look for something.
Like a beat?
Yeah but it's like a beat that was so good and I just lost it, I hate that.
Okay, let's go.
Invite you.
I don't know where my SSD is, but there's like a hundred songs on there.
So what's the meaning of that?
After my move, I have not been able to find it.
No, no, no, this is a real life simulator of storms and it's like actual applicable real life shit.
Like sometimes you go to places and we won't get a tornado.
Like sometimes all the conditions apply, but it doesn't form and you have to go to the next one.
And you have to understand it.
It's asmophobia, but tornado.
Time out.
OK.
Scooby-dee-bop-bop.
I'm not together.
I'm not together.
I'm not together.
I accepted.
I accepted, but it kicked me out immediately.
Try it again.
Otherwise, copycota.
I'll just sit down on this one.
It says I'm waiting for host to start.
I'm in. Yeah, I'm in.
Lights off, Kosey.
Oh, sure, it's a little bit early for that, but I got your break.
Ow, my fucking lights!
dude I should really save on SSDs if I make music
that's just smart or just upload them instantly
yeah it's what I was doing I had like an external one that would connect USB-C
and that's what I was doing but I don't know where that is
and it has that... hey! what is the sub?
you got 10 gift subs
yeah our server's cooked
Zorksy!
Guys, what about it?
It's because it overloaded the web.
Server is loading the scenario.
95 seconds left.
Just loading it.
Oh, this is business delay.
This is business.
Everybody knows you need at least 300 hours
of XQC watch time to understand
half what it says.
That's just a must.
Lock in.
Yeah, I used to not be able to understand you at all.
you at all. That's your problem though. If you watch long enough, you start locking in the room.
What you do is, what you do is you need to do something very hard. You need to listen.
No, I've heard it takes a while that I'm telling you. It's like you go.
Okay, okay, okay. Now look, now look, look. Is it happening?
Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna, it's gonna go, it's gonna go and it's gonna spin. We're gonna see the, the, the
We're looking for here. We're looking for reflectivity
Can I get in the car?
Yeah
Okay drove away already have a possible to know but I don't guess I wouldn't go in here personally
I didn't have to get other people enough to oh, oh, there's people in the server
Hello, yeah, there's like a bunch of people
61 months and then
because of the thing I look it's just a slump that's just your car how do you fix that yeah
these guys are great by the way I think we just leave them it's not bad yet I mean
they didn't get it I have my controller it's it doesn't matter 97 and high traffic are
he tried hot seven. Let me just leave this in your mind. Right? You leaving the game like
an act of that? I have about a little quip. If you're sniping, just be nice.
I
Just
Yeah, I'm gonna put up with our controller. So I'm man
Why what's the internet? Yeah, well all my games are bugging out. I have a controller plug in
Your computer is just freaking breaking. No, it's not. It's not. It's just because I think I didn't see it but shit earlier
Remember I think it's a stunning is over there
Yeah, that doesn't matter. It shouldn't matter.
Just do it. You just hit my car.
All right, just just just leave it out. I'll be in the order.
You want a race?
Yeah, I'm the next one.
Can you make a private?
How?
I don't need.
Oh, I join you.
I invite y'all. Bang.
This is a Bitcoin banner for sure because these loading screens are so long there's no way that's real
Private match puttled with all we need for players in the new prime match
Yeah
Force of life, what's up, man, this is a 50 or 50 umbrellas, what's up, man? I just thought of this
I'm starting to take damage
My head if the sun's in and their fingers out there all I will call the admins
Second damage break. Yeah, so late in the UK
Well, I will do this one quick. Yeah, we can't do each other. We don't have a bless them
if you're hurting and suffocating sleep brother yeah my I'm gonna give this a
go all right that match found just old that's it that's just the reality of
things can't help being old you know what I want pizza huts
when real life yeah that's three days in a row
hold up hold up no i'm not sure because i'm now i'm healing all of a sudden what's that pizza that
we're ordering uh meat lovers street you've needed crepes
oh meat lovers goes hard hey do you have mushrooms with us yep
oh my god you have to have mushroomies pepperoni fresh green peppers mushroom wait is it dominoes
I like pepperoni, black olives, jalapeno mushrooms, that's just my shit.
You need to have it warm, you can't have it cold, it has to be warm, yuck.
It's gotta be piping hot, also olives add too much bitterness, they overwhelm all the
other tastes, come on bro.
I just love it, I love black olives.
I like like olives on it and then you pick them off and then you eat them
Okay, that could work as you can see guys as you can see
Possible tornado in the tornado field you see that on the hot field on the left side
I do see this gonna move towards us
We don't have we can snipe it by going a little bit northbound, but yep that sounds good to me
It doesn't mean we're gonna get tornadoes. So we might get someone here that will form
I know but we really need to go find us so we can let the people know
Just in case there's some power outages or something.
Yeah, exactly!
So we're gonna have to measure it and take pictures.
Sounds good.
Let's hit it.
Uh, want the mic on?
Yeah, sure.
Thanks, Niko.
Guys, I have a brand new Volvagan.
It's locked. Unlock it.
Unlock it?
Uh...
Hey, Vaghan, just get on it.
Alright, go.
I don't know how to.
Jeep.
Go.
Unlocked.
Go.
Aye.
Go.
Oh.
I enter to see you.
I'm in.
So.
That's okay.
That's so quiet.
Turn the radio on maybe.
This looks like an almond mod.
Uh.
Uh.
Yeah.
Um.
This looks like an armor mod.
Uh, uh, yeah.
Um.
No, this is what we're doing, it's in-game radio.
Hello?
Yeah.
VED in-game, let's talk.
Yeah, what's that?
No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can hear you.
Let's get you out of here.
We are trying to go where Mr.
Jeff is going in. So let's let's
send in where you are right now.
He said not to taste like cement.
I'm bored.
Let me turn it up.
you're gonna go straight and at the next left you're gonna take a left Roger Roger
We're going the radio and now listen I got us here. What we need to do we need to do we need that you put the
Play that
nice slow
Baby we ain't gonna play still go I hope you understand
Oh
You great
Take me home to the place I belong
West Virginia is that mountain mama?
Country, but it grows. Oh my god. Yeah, it's about to get really electric up. Oh, be both under
We are preaching. We are preaching.
Look at the map. Look at the map. Look at the map.
What do you see?
Oh, we are preaching. We are inside of the Pentagon.
Severe warning. Report that.
We're inside of a severe thunderstorm warning.
Report that. Report that.
We are preaching. Oh, there's a guy on this car over there.
The images. The images.
What a terrible picture spot you was taking. Let's get deeper.
can you do the windshield wiper yeah I'm doing it right now thanks
we're back are you gonna take a left here if you want to get my now we might
be getting too close hold on
let's just point it for a minute oh my god all right yeah I guess it's stopping
for some gas.
Can you move your things or what?
Hello, sweet lady, would you like to join us in our car?
Would you like to join us in our car, sweet lady?
Oh...
Oh, uh, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.
Ah, sorry, I can't, I can't. We need to take a picture of this.
Nope, they don't like that.
Yeah, that's just not a good one. We gotta get closer.
How do you report?
No for sure dude.
There's tornadoes all over.
It's going towards us.
We might go north-west, north-west a little bit, and maybe we can catch a glimpse of it.
Hold on.
Get in.
Dude, catch you guys on the flip-flop.
We're gonna have the best pictures of the store.
Peace out.
And the readings as well.
And the readings too.
Peace out.
country roads take me home to the place place place I belong long long long
West Virginia mountain mama take me home home home home home home home home
Thank you for listening to 9, 5.5. More coming...
TORNEDO!
What are you doing?
Not yet, not yet.
Extra, extra, make sure you get a zoom.
all that is yeah that's nothing about you keep on quickly quick on guys we need
we also get ahead of it so that we can get the um the readings I can't any
Alright, your turn to sing.
Uhm...
I can't do a lot of doing this.
I-I'll do it.
I-
I-I can't!
You must sing.
Oh, under my umbrella.
Ella, Ella.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, hey.
Is that a...
Nope.
Nah, that's hey!
That was good, that was good.
You would not believe your eyes if tender in fire flies. I changed the channel
In the end it doesn't even matter
I walk my lonely. Oh, oh, oh turn into the area. Wait, I think we're
Move, move, move, move, move, move!
We're in it, we're in it, move!
It should be directly behind us, let's get a picture!
No, we gotta get ahead of it, oh no, oh no, oh no.
I risked my life for this job.
Final cloud! We have a final cloud!
I can't see but I believe.
What's up?
I'm gonna pull over?
Hey, Albrae, is there...
No, no, no, no!
What's up with that?
Thank you so much for your time, man.
Very nice.
Thank you, man.
Well, I'm just taking my friends for a spin in this game.
we're just trying to get um I report it I report it wait I think it's good oh
no smile smile X we're missing it move smile no I'm not we're missing it get
in we're gonna miss it get in the fucking car
I need you to do this on my cell phone
Just trying to freaking out
When I wake up when I wake up I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the next up next to you next to you
When I get drunk
I don't feel so good guys
I didn't feel so good.
I think I'm going to die.
Hey, where is it?
You're gonna make it through this.
You have it in you.
We're gonna easily cut the top.
We're gonna sign up for this job.
And damn it, we're gonna finish it.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Let's get up, let's get outside.
Get outside to see what we get up maybe, um, yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, shit.
What are you doing oh my god shot it's a massive we have to go put on the
city though them the readers come on come on get back in in the core I just
got an optimal picture I don't think we're gonna make it
Where's the gun? Where's he going? Where's he going? Where's he going? We need to go,
we need to go in front of it, so we can put the meters.
This is gold, gold. Always believe in your soul.
Two, two, two. You are a hero. You are a hero.
What are you doing?
I can't break it. I can't break it.
Oh my god.
Guys!
Drop your meter!
Drop it in a queue!
Deploy the probe quick!
Moving away.
Move! Move!
Get in!
Did you probe?
Yes!
and all three of us probe yes I have probed my probe is out yes yes yes
the a little probe I think we missed it
welcome to jungle please
I
Think you're going to
Chat I'm thinking we go all over here go go in a great
I
Did we gain anything at all?
Can we pick it up yeah, I know that we suck
And we didn't
Uh, you guys are not going to get your problems?
Yeah, I'll gra-
Yeah.
Presses play on radio. Picks Radio X.
Ooh, listens to fireflies.
Also, I think it's spinning, so I'm gonna have to go to Grassland Park.
Give me directions to Grassland Park.
If we have our eyes, if the million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep.
No, I have to go downwards.
Yo, how about I give you something, something like an orchestra, like some, some, some, some,
it's like interstellar shit you know what i mean
oh my god
That's all I got.
Alright.
That's not too bad.
Um, take shots at it, says it.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do
As we go to the Bassland parks
Oh oh oh
Damn it's trolley man
Yeah, it's only those over but there's more in front of
Where is he going give me a oh
your drink it yeah I am here in my heartbeat
because I've blood all over my eyeball what
Am I ready?
Ah, skip my tubula, my tubula!
Wait, there he is with the crash wheeler?
Yeah!
Do do do do do do do do do do.
Next video, yeah.
Change the radio.
Change is radio, session on the radio.
Change is, change is radio, session.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Um, please...
Apologize by Timbaland on the radio.
Hello, this is AI. Can you sing some of it so I remember?
I hear what you say, but I just can't make a sound.
Uh, continue.
I forgot what the lyrics are.
Um, um.
Tell me that you love me, tell me that you love me now.
No way.
Cause it's too late to have time.
It's too late.
Oh, oh, oh.
you're what you were saying something I'm giving up
yeah I meant hey hey jackass watch where you're driving I'm not your watch the
fucking road you moron
$15,000 at the back of the most dead boys well don't fucking run the people of your car dumbass
I know you drive happily
bro I didn't see you stop
dick's car fuck you
Hey, you just scratched my new car. I spent $15,000 at the dealership for that if I want to guess
We're probably gonna get a cloud over here and turn it'll buy a bike here when it spins around
Numb in
Wake up
Anyway, it's the end of the day. But give us a chance.
I don't think you trust us, Todd.
He's in my self-righteous, useless style.
Only my...
Pry, with egos deserted.
Todd!
Hey.
No value.
Yeah, I'm there, buddy!
Yeah, it says fucking new moron.
Hey, jackass, get off the fucking road.
Get off the road, jackass.
What's up with these pictures, man?
It says you, man.
You can drive for shit, pal. Get in.
Hello, darkness, my old friend.
I'd come to talk with you again.
Because a vision slowly creeps in.
I have a request to make.
Let's see what's is leaving.
That's a vision that'll fly in my mind.
Still remains within the sound of silence.
Excuse me.
How about some house music?
Go.
Play us a house music on the radio.
Avicii possibly.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, touch me until I get my
dissatisfaction.
I'm blue da boo dee da boo da If i were green i would die
Da boo dee da boo die Now listen up here's a story
I've got a little guy that lives in a blue world in all day and all night
and all this is blue, you're just like him inside and outside
blew his house with the blue widow windows with the blue quartet
and everything is blue with him in your town
and now the listening time because on time to...
out
nah that was a bad one
that's a better one
please tell me you were listening
Well, what about a kid appears in the great hits?
No, that's Lady Gaga.
That's Lady Gaga.
I can't believe it.
I get them swapped.
Lady Gaga!
Oh, hold on!
uh can you sing one um you oh no i hear you midway
i'm a barbie girl in a barbie world life in plastic it's fantastic
you can brush myself and trust me everywhere
imagination is your creation come on barbie let's go barbie
Come on Barbie, let's go Barbie!
Sè¶Łt l o u o o o
Come on Barbie, let's go Barbie!
Oh yeah, yeah,yeah...
No scared!
ŃĐ°Đ±ĐŸŃŃ
Okay, okay, okay-
Carefull
I'm a scared man!
OULio
S i T
No, you hit that note.
Okay, no, that was crazy.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
You watch me if they're guarding.
Hey, hey dipshit, this isn't a stop area.
You gotta move your fucking car out the way, seriously.
You need to get out of my way.
I gotta pick my wife up.
Watch out!
Same way that you're lying.
This is a mad man, man.
Somebody's gonna need to go around this guy.
Oh!
You need to move out the way, Sonny Jim,
before I call the cops.
You know you're in a liberal state right now, so you better move out the way before I call the cops
Hey, don't talk to women like that. Yo, I got this guys. I got this. Yo, do you guys mind getting out of the way for me and my
boys over here? We're trying to catch a storm
Are we?
Yeah, right that's it so so I will better get a needle in it
What is starch on as though
We'll get a bag here you are you ready with the what is this going to help us out if uh, oh
Yeah, they think it's me around us
right
Right now we're currently just building like a tomato warning area, so that way we can get some funnels and stuff.
Alright.
Uh, should I be, uh, releasing my drone here?
Uh...
What style was that?
No, not yet, not yet, not yet.
You can have to be at the exact position.
Wow 46 now it's been six years Wow XQC
Hey, we're taking pictures man. I was here
I don't consent to the camera man. I
Are we out? Hey, hey, you recorded me you recorded me buddy was that?
Lightning
That shit's going on the Graham and where's the other doing it was we're going pal
There's possible fuck it
I've seen some rotations on the northeast side, oooh!
That's too far away though!
I hit the bee hop, you hit the bee hop.
Oh, we're in the red, we're in the red!
Hit the bee hop.
Hit the cars, hit off the cars.
Yo, I'm gonna hit the bee hop.
Holy!
Get in there!
I'm being upping, so...
Wait for me!
Alright, my throat hurts. I can't do any more songs.
Why, but, uh, please, uh, pop some on the video.
Hello from the other side.
I can't do my throat hurts.
I
Must have called a thousand times
Hold on we got a funnel you
Oh my course
There's two.
I have to get closer.
No, don't.
Don't, Jesse.
Come back.
We can drive in front.
Come back.
We have to get them out.
Come on.
I feel so sad I lost my best friend
Push yourself forward forward forward
You got to have a good amount of
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry.
He's stuck.
What?
Just go.
Just leave him.
I can't have a corner!
Just go up that wall!
You have to go back the long way.
Both my feet are broken.
I don't feel good.
Go back the long way, X.
Yeah, we need to drive like an hour and a half to get there anyway.
We got 13% fuel. 13% fuel remaining.
Well then I'm gonna get it.
Guys, we have no traction, this is still stupid.
Dude, go like a sideways into it, not straight into it.
No, no, no, no. Where's your going to go around?
I have my next game.
Yeah, I'm down.
What's next?
Um...
Hold on, let me...
Before we go, one sec.
Radio turns on, X radio.
X.
Um...
Ex, I'm taking pictures of you that says no bathroom.
Where have you been?
I've been there, I've been there with you.
Oh, what about Project Zomboid?
Big is nice.
Project Zomboid?
Yep, I'm down for either or.
Is it playable?
Project Zomboid, yeah.
Maybe it'll make a feat on your cop slot, Vince.
And I also watched this spiffling Brit.
He has a lot of videos.
Oh
There's a massive one
There's a lot of juice
I say we just go straight into the tornado.
It's what I'm saying.
We give ourselves to nature.
We have 3% fuel.
Yeah, we're gonna get it.
It looks like we're gonna have to take over one of these houses.
Oh!
A NATO!
Okay, that was... was this the clutchest thing that's ever happened?
Brother!
Uh...
I'm gonna take a picture next to you. This is remember this this is what he ran out of
back
Yeah
Last night of those beautiful picture
Yeah, I'm just running straight into it all right same
Yeah, we're not gonna make it yeah, I'm not even fighting in an hour
Hey, look at me guys. Look at me guys guys look at me
What's PZ, what's the other thing, what's the other thing then chat?
Oh, Prozumboy.
Wait, that game cost me $40 and you played it for $50?
Oh yeah, then yeah.
Are you fucking serious?
Well, if I explain mechanics and we kind of got into it, it'd be cool, but we would kind of half-ass it a little bit.
Love you, chat.
No problem.
It's a required taste.
You know what I mean?
It was fun.
All I'll say is I had a blast.
Same.
Yeah.
Are we playing peek or are we playing...
Uh, I'm gonna have Zombo right now.
Oh, we can do that.
Wow, these are like 60 hours we can do.
What the fuck was that?
We could play risk was that we could play we could play PGA tour 24
I mean PGA tour is fun. It's a cozy game
And you guys can totally get into like a fight and argue for like two hours straight
I'm talking about maybe some type of controversial thing
It's trying to become a norm here
I mean, I'll destroy them.
Oh, do you have that?
There's some good items in there.
What about Realm Royale?
Um, yeah, is it still on?
I didn't know.
Yeah, it will be the only players.
What about region of Kings?
Classic that's good. Well, what part of the employee though? Yeah, that's all play is essentially good. I'm installing it already
I have to check of train what's monopoly though?
How did unstable chat, what would you get unstable?
Nice.
What about Raft?
Bro, I think it's like 8 times.
Like, I think it's like 8 times.
Rough 30 hours and it's stupid game.
I used to play Raft.
I used to play Raft with Karina back in the day.
That was fun.
Really?
me to the jungle my humble count.
Uh...
I'm stable 42.
I'm stable 42 for projects on point.
You can play anything you play, but you know, we can actually invite a bunch of
shirts to this too.
You want to play with us. Surely they'll want to play with us.
Do you think we could get ten people among us right now?
No.
Which one are we doing?
On perfect harmony?
Back in the day, you would snap your fingers
when people were in here.
Like, what the hell happened?
Just do it again.
Just snap.
So basically what happened is, he burnt every brick.
He basically saw me and thought, look, Greek burnt every one of his bridges.
Let me try.
And then he basically went down the same path I did.
Uh-huh.
Greek got X, the one in early.
You can pay him to who?
To you.
to you. Oh, no, that's, that's that. That's that.
All right, train and respond. Really? Why not? We will try.
All right. He never will try it. We will try every day until it happens.
Um,
I don't think Van will be fun, I don't know why I give it up.
We're still at the end, like, you know what I mean?
Like that's the same reason why we wouldn't start at the wrong time.
Yeah, it'd be like weeks long, or like days long at least.
Or that thing like long, but it's gonna, kinda stupid.
I mean we need to finish.
We need to finish our craft, yeah.
I mean, no shit. I mean the thing is built like you haven't even logged in and looked at what I mean
I don't think
I'm raising my hand that I want I'm not planning on being a guy
About to play let's go. Let's do it
But we baited Zomboid though. That's a thing. Oh, okay. How long does this game last what do we do?
This infinite is this infinite this will that's what you play this game
We're probably gonna die for the next the fight the first two or three hours
We're just one and die over and over again like a recent server spawn dice on it like this game is about like
learning it's like talk it's like the Tarkov of
Birds Eye view
Top-down role-playing like some other game
one rlcraft to our uh zomboid factor you'll go up
why is that didn't
so why is that didn't it's too split which means we have to go with the original thing so we
got to play zomboid uh sure for me it's not that only
Oh all the workshop mods and shit. Yeah you're getting to go to a collection do the play projects on boy
It makes the end goal building a base in Louisville or clear the prison
Do unstable and a little unstable bill 42
Yeah
Workshop, but let me it's played out. We need to finish a fucking mod and we need to finish our stuff
What a fucking stupid ass bummer.
What a dumbass thing.
Okay, I just will not type in your chat anymore.
Hey, so what do we do?
We get to the workshop?
No, you right click your game and you make it beta game versions and you make it unstable 42 at the bottom.
Okay, right click my game.
It's the only way to get the latest content shit.
it and your properties and then you go to I really like this game by the way yeah
it's really good I like to like really get immersed
hey this game is actually good with it remove mods in the workshop which one
do I have I have none
win by that
I hate the sound of my voice I'm not gonna lie it's good we like it I know but
Did you not hate the sound of your voice sometimes when you hear it?
You're like, this is what I think I sound like.
I'm like, yo, what's up, everybody?
And when I listen back, it's like, hey, everybody, come on, hey, how?
You know what I'm saying?
It just sounds completely different.
Yep.
Wait, I have a bazillion more chop mods.
Why?
OK, my mic was muted.
I was going to the bathroom.
No way you just said yep to him and barely said anything.
Yes, I agree.
degree. Yeah, bro, bro, I was in stand by the shit like, like, about the game being like,
check.
Just as a sort of all of them. Sorry about that.
Sorry about what?
I was just saying, I acknowledge him.
It was just funny. It was like, he said this whole thing like, yep.
Anyways,
Well, Loki, I was talking to chat as well. So I didn't really matter.
I
Uncertainly sure you think you sounded so cool. You're like, yeah, what's up everybody? How's everybody doing as a hundred percent true?
Yeah, and then in that's what you sound like it ahead when you recall you sound like Mickey back
You're like, huh? Hey, what's up guys?
Like Mickey Mouse all of a sudden
What the fuck that that was me
Hey, what's up guys you see
Yeah, why was that not a nasty in it?
Don't do it at war..
Don't watch my videos.
I see the mouse on a fucking ding!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
MMMMM!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Pretty funny.
It won't have to be a game.
It won't have to do it.
We're doing boy break, that's funny.
Yeah.
But when we find each other, obviously.
Okay, I need to hold this for the first time.
Whoa!
Chat!
Wait, what do you leave?
What do you leave this whole life make count the social
Canada number
Again, it's just a survival, it's just a soil sandbox.
I'm going to host the app. I'm going to leave my IP.
Wait, is it IP based? That's ridiculous.
You don't do that.
No, it should be fine.
You got to rescue for the best of it.
That's easy for you to say, but what's your IP's deepest, GGs?
Wait, is this a code? Chris Simpson?
GGs.
Don't show a string of that.
Okay, spawn location.
Jack.
I'm gonna run out of ammo.
Uh, Rosewood Spawn?
I don't have my friends though.
Why'd you spawn, okay.
other than I'm not gonna bother doing all my trades then I'll just I'll just play
random chat I think I'm gonna just do random on a right
just want to all random nope that's all that's all that's awful word it's
Switching to neutral.
Walking tight.
Really, random?
Guys, this game is hard mode by default, like mega hard mode.
We're doing this random, it's gonna make it ultra hard mode.
Like, I'm thinking, usually I do, um,
a firefighter.
This is great.
Alright.
Do I have a profile on this?
Bruh.
Hey, guys, give me one, give me one, give me one second.
What the fudge?
All right, I'm all that and then and then what pants?
There's a color this fucking piece of shit
What is this shirt Hawaiian bang
Very nice, very nice, I'm done, I'm done, I'm coming.
Now I do this.
Play.
Yeah, Jeffsy.
Yeah.
Have you got a headache?
No.
Alright.
Let's invite Jinxie and Ron to the call.
I can fix that.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
the call I can fix that I can fix it okay thank you and my friends and I'm
going to get it I'm joining you invited one invited to please please don't do
that have you had a bit of a call together before this crazy no just run
Well, I didn't take a trait, so what do you mean by that?
Oh, fuck, you're right.
How do I join you?
You just joined with anybody else, if you don't?
At server? Wait, why does it say fucking IP and port and everything?
They didn't link my whole thing? I'm pretty sure that when you hose a server, it's the game server.
Why is there a customer house?
You went to Rosewood?
Yeah.
Okay
Hey, how do I do this?
How do you crowd you forgot?
Hey, how do you join him? Yes?
He sent me an invite and then I accepted nice. Okay. Yes
again, my smart look and and and sounds simple the version but it's super indebted like
No, if I was League, I would have been DDoS 10 minutes ago.
So I'm going to pick the slow metabolism trait, a permanent tendency to gain weight
starts with high weight trait.
Where did you guys spawn?
I'm in a house.
Where?
Echo Creek?
Rosewood.
Rosewood, okay.
Ah...
Q?
I'm dead.
Ah, uh, check rift me.
Gotcha.
Ah, I just got rifted.
it's a quick queue and it fucking it made the zombies know I'm at oh you gelled yep
It's pretty much over.
Okay, how do I get my stick check?
Long stick. Yep, they're in! They're in!
Okay, enjoy it.
Let's make your character and...
Oh yeah.
Take the Fat trait.
Oh my god, okay.
Guys, are any of you?
How do I...
I'm on my way.
I'm eating caramel popcorn right now.
What's your favorite flavor, X?
Guys, is there a gift of Zazza?
I'm obsessed.
in my house yeah I think so yeah oh my god
so how the fudge did it wait over the zombies though I killed them all what's
Emma
Okay, I'm on buck street. Great. We're yet
How do I close all these screens? Nevermind. So you still believe that you reuse all this
Okay, you're going
Yeah
Yep, how do you find gamer?
And how do you open this shit, there's even a menu
KX what's your favorite family persona, Wagga. Oh
Hello?
Yep.
Okay.
Hello?
Hello?
Okay.
Hello?
Yep.
Okay.
Hello?
Yep.
Hello?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yo.
Hello?
Hey, man.
What's going on?
Yo, I'm the DG.
Really?
Fucking crash.
Yeah, man. I'll wash this off with the DGs.
What do you mean now how do you know how do you know my channel is loaded for like like
like to finance your stream was live the whole time I was looking at really yeah it's still
live right now.
Yeah, my internet is, yeah.
So basically, I don't necessarily know it all, but I've been detoxed like I've been
detoxed a thousand times before.
Sometimes like your download goes out first, so the upload's fine, and then the download
dies first, and then upload goes out.
Wait, how do they get me?
Like my download is fucked.
My download is finished, like my check can't load and it loads.
They got Jesse?
Yeah, they got Greek too, did they?
XQCL.
This course is not loading, like yeah, we're all the...
I want to show it but my my network stats are like gg like it's not like my
download is completely cooked you open up a youtube video
oh it's loading oh man
it's loading it's loading slow but it's loading
Oh
I'm lying. Yeah, my child my screen died
For fucking
Out of ever much time
Right. I wasn't starting on this board. Everybody was everybody muted all tonight. Everything everything that's sometime
All because of a lot like come on, bro. Like I don't know what you're talking about. It's like come on, buddy
5's Brigadier?
I'm good.
Ummm...
Yeah, great.
I mean we're all the dust so it doesn't matter even if it's gonna be fine
I got my P now so GG. I mean then they can attack whatever
Those are the two other game it was this game that I did that for sure
Oh
I got out yeah, I should have to buy the game
Dude last time I was at this house, so you know what?
This IP was like undead also was enough shall I last I was just isn't my IP like public
It's like a whole it's like a whole thing. It's not just like it's not one of those
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. I believe it's just a bunch of times and it didn't matter.
It's not that it's benamic, it's different in that. It's like some weird-ass fucking long,
like a different number.
It's called a CG NAT. What is that?
IP. Okay, what's my IP? Let me just google it.
Yeah, it's some weird shit like I don't I don't think it's impossible
Like it could can you hear me?
Yeah, so
Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, how did they get Greek though?
I'm telling you you look what you're telling me about my most my time though
Oh
Well, why is there a light? Why does this game show your IP also? Why do you make a server in the game?
He holds with your friends if you pay money to buy the game
Why is it cost like this is 30 bucks game? They don't have dedicated servers and I don't think serves are fucking hard to the run like what?
They do
All right.
All right.
What do I do now?
ROCraft?
Yeah sure.
But I mean if I go down I go down.
I don't mind my fingers at all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just go do this part without me.
I'm fixing stuff.
What's the next thing you do?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, great. Great. Just go in the network room and just pull the plug and everything
in the way.
20 minutes.
That's what I'm doing. So research.
Yes, I can pull it literally just like a yank the plug.
Computer.
computer. Yeah, we could just enchant our shit now. Wait, who's got one cells? No, no,
no, no, we don't have the disenchanter. No, he didn't do any progress. He just used our
materials. Oh, well, I think it's not. Yeah, I mean, that's what I thought. I was in my opinion.
Well, what's happening? Well, just to make sure if somebody has an IP that's going to just
keep it whenever we do something fun or whatever, then they'll go hit it like it's just like a
loser shit. I'm not stupid. But it's not my first down here in it. Like I finished last time where
We played something that might be and whatever did something fun that they add just instantly get that like it was it's awful
Be this before if I can burn it
Well, just we'll just we'll just play for now for a bit
I don't think I'll ask you is there I mean
I know it's anemic
Um,
job was to be between a CG net, what I could be for baby six, like job, it wasn't all that.
Any, any network, uh, pros in the check.
I do think there's way more addresses than I did before, exactly, that's what I thought.
This is a combined pool of people sharing one IP.
Uh oh.
Guys?
What?
Hello, yeah, I'm in the tower. I should get out of here
Yeah, come home. Come look at home
I'm on the ground. Oh, that's right. He goes up anything that we miss. Well, I
just
You sure yeah, I'm gonna die with all your shit, bro
No, we can finish it but we can't finish it yet.
Don't leak, this is real IP, okay, let me check.
Wait, a new base?
Yeah, Billy got bored.
So then you come in here.
Yeah, that might be a little bit much, but I'll take it.
I'm not gonna tell you how much of this shit he just likes to destroy, because there's
like a tool that like destroys a lot at once, I guess.
This is the cool thing, look at this.
Alright, so I gotta explain it, okay?
that works. So what you want to do is you need a guy, you follow me, you go to this sign and you look at that, that ender square.
Where else? Yeah, look at that. The ender square down there. You look at it.
Okay. Yeah. And then what?
You go to the sign and look at it until it turns red. Watch.
It's not ready. It won't do it.
Walk up to the sign walk up to the sign and do it. I got it and then it sends it sends us a guy now look at this
Yeah, you got his way you get pushed in this way
way
that you already break it how did you already fucking break it in the five
minutes
please find
it's fine i was going to be like i'm here
come here
we do
now hold on
i got i got i got i got as a problem
I hate to visit my gamer, because I'm mostly a monitor, I'll put my own IP, if I tap out, it'll leak it, like, I need to close the game, Matt, like, if I tap, just gonna see, just gonna see my tabs.
Yeah, do you have a steam deck that you could, like, click?
No, it's, it's, it, it, it, it broke, it did it.
Oh, I know, I did it, I did it, yeah.
F11.
Bang.
I'm going to go.
Alright, come over to me.
Instead of fix this, right?
Just go in and look at that one over there.
Look into the eye to return our villager.
Boom.
It sends a cart.
Later, bitch.
Okay.
Dude, this is way too advanced.
So watch.
Look, this is what you do.
Look, let me show you.
So it's like, you turn them into a thing.
Oh, yeah.
Or he's already a guy, whatever.
You check his thing.
Have him die and then take this item on the floor and then put this into your secondary
Make sure you have the weakness yeah, and then hit him until he turns
Yeah, make sure you have the right click check them
L flip the switch above you
Booyah, turn it back on, repeat, if you like it, you look at the thing it says-
MORTALISAS EIGHT!
Is that max?
Check.
That's fucking insane.
Is that good?
Yes, that is good.
Into the jail he goes.
So now he's-
is that good yes that is good into into the jail he goes so nice wait what
this is the jail we took a lot of taking him to jail this is where all the good
I didn't check guys go
look
what?
if you need any one pink
well how did he build that?
youtube video
yeah but that's like very fast note
set it back to where you need it.
Yeah, pretty smart.
Hey, Billy, I saw it.
But how do we breed more guys, though?
Piper's fine.
Dude, you keep stop looking at the end of your eye.
God, dang it.
Yeah, we just got a bunch of like
nobody's mixed with all the cool guys.
Send him back, yeah.
OK, so somehow you broke it
and you've been at five minutes.
Yo, great, great, great, great.
What?
Get in that back up back up line
And stabbing a bitch ass, like you're just talking shit for no fucking reason.
Hold on, get on your beard and grab one quick.
Oh, what do I mean? What do I mean?
No!
What, we have no more?
Yeah, but how do we breed them though?
I didn't do any of this
But don't look at the eye
You can't break them just funny as hell
Okay
How do you check it?
the top and then I think I'll drop I don't have a jumping right here
oh no oh uh
these are our pillar no I have a advanced defense bending yeah
Yeah.
All these are meat, by the way, like, I'm the one that-
And Vinnem3?
Yep.
Supreme Sniper isn't as bad.
That's ass.
We need to get that out of there.
Yeah, get in the fuck out of this.
I thought it was good, so I kept it, but it's ass.
Which guy is it?
I advanced block 4?
Yeah, that's Maxwind.
So how do we get out of the end roads?
Also, we had Supreme Sharpness 4, but the villager died.
How?
It went into a wall in a mine cart
and just started sticking that.
Oh, like it.
Really, bro?
Really?
All right.
It's not like this now look let me imagine that you're back you're back you're back yes
that? Uh, well, I don't need to download it. So there was a plant. It might just be one
of those situations where you just got it. Yeah, what you gotta sell it in? Yeah, I mean,
what you gotta call it? I mean, what do you do? Here's what it is. It's classic. I'll
I'll just and I'll just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yes must I must
recent by a router and it was confident a lucky
Product on board was a bad idea
I'm even super fired by the way, I don't even know how I can get that even like how do you really can do it?
What's peer-to-peer?
Apparently so
So how did it get me nice about the game?
It's not what you do.
My piece is Nelum at this point.
So it doesn't matter.
Yeah, I don't know.
Do you have a BPM?
I'm not using tunnel.
They're saying Grock leaked it, but I don't understand.
What does that mean?
How does he leak it?
Like, did he leak the code to the room and then someone joined our server?
I don't even know.
I blocked out everything.
Oh, okay.
So what they're saying is Greek joint leaked the room code and it appears someone joined our game.
Wait, actually, I don't blame it.
I don't think it matters.
I think no, I'm not gonna I mean it's he how the hell is he supposed to know it's not his fault
No, well, well, there's that yeah, it's happening again. Did you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is
I cannot
I must reset IP address. I must end stream. Goodbye chat. Love y'all. Sorry about that.
Incidents
Also
D-dolcer Andy
you
You are broke as fuck
Can't even attack my shit where my upload is also cooked
Broke it
Stuff this. Bye.