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Hello
Yeah, I just have to see manually like also my most on my most it'll appear on the on the
Yeah, why couldn't my emotion not appear on my chat
All my things are resetted. I mean, well, my PD, check.
I think that.
Fresh.
Oh, there it is.
I'm a good shit. Hello.
Gentle, gentle, gentle.
Wait, she didn't start it either, did she start it?
Yo, I don't even know what's happening, I should be getting out, sorry, I'll kick
Andy's.
Like, I have to start boasters manually.
Brother, I think I'm about to go to the well and pull some water, like I need to
you go fucking pedal the bike to get some power like in the fucking house all my settings
we said it there
sort of that
oh hello chat
yeah i turned everything inside everything you reset it there
hello chat
hello
oh yeah yesterday it was uh just glitched uh i thought we said everything
I
Honestly, I might just I might just chat I think it'd be a little better just to get a full DPC
I'm not over that letter
The Mike Wilde
Look chat is the same thing that I usually have but look
See that like
like
For me for me it's louder
Chad did like look
Like this is a high volume
No, I mean
That was like double Jack good morning
How are you doing man, so why would you be playing for chat?
Oh, you know what I think I know it is. I am at all the game settings. Yeah. Welcome.
That's important. And now I should be more like...
Excuse me, can I have 10k?
Excuse me?
Excuse me, I'm 45 months.
What am I now I'm low?
What am I now is that it?
you
you
you
you
you
you
I hope he's a jet you know what you know what it does. I think all my brother sources crooked
All right, hey, what's going on?
This is
New each drop
Oh my god, oh my god, check that's a crazy pause though, check that's a don't scroll down
Jack is a national oh my god, oh my god, check I don't see low anymore. I think we should
re-admin. How many of you?
I was just trying to figure it out, but I wasn't supposed to be late, but yeah, because of the incidences I had to get my little back.
What? That was not a bad...
That was a loop?
I was dead in there.
I
Would check yeah, yeah, why is it laughing at all that?
Check that could have been it no 1450 at the dragon
With all materials
No, I mean I know my my record's 14 something but send that I mean
That was probably bad.
Chad, it's almost like I'm supposed to rub the other part of my nose.
I'm gonna make a wall on my bar.
Scanning at 10 is not bad.
Chad, that's not bad.
What type of shell is this?
Chad, this shell's from the fucking 1900s, no?
Jack, Jack, this was in the many hundreds.
There's a lot of pigs coming.
Why did Belathe's first run?
Entry.
Wait, Jack, you did a reverse run.
Tortress.
48 months what the fuck that's a lot of war is the best man to welcome to the jungle
xqcl fuck you chat xqcl
Oh
The polling market better
Hold on I'll see the answers. All right, we must have bashing out this direction
I think he works on you as well. You should have to add a simply nightly on pop out
Oh shit, this is it boys. I don't have any gold
So, uh...
Chai, is it literally one guy?
Uh, skidget's fencing, actually?
Yo! Watch this.
Come on, nice and light. Think super light. There we go.
Just the toe, not the back of your foot. Just your toe. Yeah?
Go jump. Just one, two, one.
Okay, catch this in the same time.
Puppas are manager teams at the bottom of the table and you always
gotcha! Oh get it! Yes sir!
Hey that's you! Hey that's you!
Twenty-four sex-tilian months as a QCL.
When you hit, uh, when you next get one
months of ex-QC ignoring me.
Hello Mr. Felix, I am still waiting for the payment of botting your channel.
The bots will make spam-lultitune but they are still here.
Please pay me so I can pay off my liars.
Why out the blue skull? Thank you.
Versus like 90 perma bands.
This is for all the marbles.
For all of the marbles.
Jahao!
No. No way. Oh my god. No way! No way! No way!
Chad, that has to be because the randomizer sucks, no?
I mean, no way that actually happened, right?
Chad, don't wear you in a max like that.
Really? It's a good randomizer?
Now you do it.
I
Look at that
Would like to see impeachment hearings
So this guy that was the wrong answer
How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings no
Interesting
I am not going to lie.
This was a banger album.
I feel like he didn't do too much over the experience of shit.
I feel like, you know, like he did just enough.
So is that, yeah?
You feel me?
I mean, I like this one.
I really like this one, honestly.
Really?
Yeah, people enjoy the album that much?
Yeah, if you have people who are just gonna go and go with the public in the air or whatever, I think it's kind of like a lot of bots are laying in the air and I didn't mind it.
Enjoy your free nuggies.
Yeah, there's a few good songs, but I think it's like it's a hyperbanger is just not right.
Like...
Oh Lord! That was fantastic!
Alright, I don't know why my video crash laptop was moving forward.
we're gonna be started and it's still lacking. Mr. Mayor,
kind of the people around about city are fed up with the 2026
formula one regulations. Can our mayor please
I don't know why.
Check our video.
Hi, amazing. Right now, I say it's my favorite project that we reacted to so
I'm not gonna lie. So South
the Kanye man for coming back and giving us some great music.
Really?
Good ass stream. He found me. I hope you all enjoy this one, bro. I will let you know when
I'm not gonna lie. Amazing album. Right now, I says my favorite product that we reacted to
so far this year. I'm not gonna lie. So South the Kanye man.
Chad, what's up with his hair, Chad? It looks like it's waffle man.
Good ass stream.
Chad, it looks like it's in the waffle.
I'm not gonna lie. Amazing album. Right now, I says my favorite product that we reacted to
so far this year, I'm not gonna lie.
Check, here's my actual thing again.
I feel like, I feel like, yay, music is listenable.
Usually these albums are listenable.
Most of the songs you're gonna listen to a few times, right?
And some of them are gonna play this
and you're gonna listen to it all the time, right?
Maybe one or two songs you play it all the time.
And most of the albums are gonna be a listenable one.
Let's be honest.
Bully is not listenable.
Like, let me put that aside.
You're not gonna play the album on full repeat
be oh yeah this is the normal and they go by your day like don't I mean you're
not you're not gonna you're gonna show me I'm not I'm not receptive to your
performative that bullshit is like I know for a fact you're not playing top
the bottom like they would other albums like really come on man really that's
cap check that that's cap I know I know six of them yes I mean I don't know what
it is but yeah fuck up a release job unfinished demos yeah I bet it keeps
each year absolutely better than ADL should
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yo, holy gobble, brother, brother, brother's gobbling it.
That's crazy.
But it has two great songs.
OK.
It has one great songs, three good songs.
And it's, it's, it's the biggest song.
Like, really?
Someone named a thot.
I'm getting inspired and I'm getting about all the new ideas we can do with this game.
I'm getting inspired and I'm getting about all the new ideas we can do with this game.
All the new ideas we could do with this.
Not that about it.
This special forces unit was patrolling the streets when a woman stopped them,
asking for help after being robbed at gunpoint.
Get away! Get away! Get away!
Get away from me! Get away!
That's not the noise, mate!
Welcome in with your s***!
Now, man, just go up there for me!
Alright, interesting. Interesting video.
I'm Palm Beach Pete.
I'm a regular guy. I'm retired. I've lived in the city for a long time.
I just happened to have similar looks
of this event of looking good and different.
Back in the day, I was living in the city.
I went to a couple of parties and Epstein was there.
What?
Okay, I mean, I guess...
Chat, did you not like Adele?
That one's his react-mode key.
was out in the 90s and the 80s we got crazier shape now
I
Did you know
It's the only great song I have on my mind.
What is that?
Is that loud for you?
Oh, PS5, okay.
Oh yeah, it looks louder on my stuff.
I don't know what he's doing, I don't know what he's doing, I don't know what he's doing,
I
Scared I get guys it's a skit come on bro. Yeah, they're just doing a skit
I forgot. Come on. Come on.
Come on.
I love Sosa.
Wait, is that what it says? I forgot. I forgot.
Yeah, it's the one. It's the one.
on PC for another year. You need to buy PlayStation 5's. And today it's been
announced that starting on April 2nd next week we're gonna be seeing these
systems go up $100 or more. The disk edition PS5 is now going to be going for
650. And hear me out. Buy the PlayStation 5 Pros.
But don't ask me how I have this information, okay? Everybody's gonna be reselling PlayStation 5 Pros.
And the pro is going up a whopping $150 to now being $900.
The game is not coming up.
Chat, chat. All the eggmugs went up in price before, right?
As well? Or am I wrong?
Chat, chat, eggmugs had a price go up, uh, before.
Why, Boink. World record.
Why, Boink. World record.
Babies are just kind of like almost half souls, but not yet.
So if a baby dies, it's like, no.
Why?
Any pot friends, chats.
Yeah.
Or if you have too many kids, you can just kill them.
What?
Because they're just like animals.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Babies are just kind of like almost half souls, but not yet.
So if a baby dies, it's like, no.
Oh, is that AI? I don't think I want it.
People, I think I think there's a little look too hard in some of these, like, lombra.
Maybe.
Alright.
How many cases did you open for two knives?
It was like, two knives, I don't know.
You got two knives and two on this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How much are they?
How much are they?
I don't know.
You should go to the history.
Go to the history.
Okay, how about that?
Chad, that's about four times more lucky than you.
Chad, I have a chat with you to prank me or something.
Which is not too crazy.
Okay, cheers.
Look at my shirt.
Woo!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
This week, we get to cry like we're clumped, wash your feet
Now we're back on the road
This one of my babies
Oh dude, only two good songs equals a good album
Okay, now do this and put it with bully
Okay, now can you send me energy for, can you send me even bully?
Listen
Imma say how it is there
Imma base that listener
All I do is truth
I had three likes on each
Two likes on bully
Bang
Bang. If you have more than two likes on Bully, your opinion is to be disregarded of anything you say.
Nothing you say is valid.
And then if you have more than two songs in a place from Bully, your idea about it is shit.
It's trash. And I have to force Bully in because it was kind of good, but it shouldn't be one song, but I have two in there.
Hey, baby, do what I say, and I can't, hey, no, no, hey,
baby, do what I say, I said, no, hey.
Also comparing a Yid to Yid is it shows how much progress
that Yid has done for his music and his sound.
That's what it is.
It shows how much development there has been.
This was a bigger album.
I feel like he didn't do too much overly experimental.
I feel like, you know, like, he did just enough.
You feel me?
I didn't lie.
Chad, for a guy, for a guy like Kanye, for a guy like Ye, and I've been in Chad, doing
just enough is never good enough.
And he knows that.
You know for a fact that if you told after Ye, he'd get mad, that he did just enough.
Because that's not what he does go.
It's not by doing enough that got him to where he's at.
It's not doing enough that got him to the billboard,
to the Grammys, to the fucking front TV,
to the commercials.
It's not what got him on the mainstream TV.
By doing just enough, he goes fucking heavy.
When he doesn't go heavy, it's bad.
Blood is yapping.
My favorite, Fentanyl.
The talks, I'm actively making me go back
to the fucking songs.
That's crazy.
Um...
I can't believe I'm getting back to man
I'm on everything
You're my angel
I'm on everything
I'm on everything
I'm on everything
I'm on everything
Chad, this is a sample that was released before, right?
I remember hearing this...
Before
I can't believe I'm getting back to man
I'm on everything
I
Swim the line I heard before the song
to let me go
to let me go
to let me go
if this song was fully finished
if it's too short then
this is a banger
if it's good the way it is
this is a song that could be
a great plus plus
if it's just properly done and finished
it's not
so why would I give
to unfinished songs
it feels like
I'm an art teacher and and and some kid gives me this drawing that that doesn't have the lines
No shadow no color like oh dude. This would be good with you do the shadows and you finish it, but it's not finished
So what am I gonna do? I'm gonna give my 100% was when it's unfinished work. No, no
I'll give it a note that it deserves for what it is not what it could be
Christ, I fucking hate people. I don't think that dog shit
check so I'm not I'm the man
oh maybe I'll watch out now what is Pikachu really sold for a
sold for one meal at auction it he's a graded nine card that was supposed to
1998. Very cool. Very cool. All right.
I'll get it.
77 damage!
What if I was in the champ or something?
I'll get it.
Hopefully it's nice, dude.
Little lucky.
Oh my god!
I'll get it.
Oh yeah, it's going to save them damage.
I mean, yeah, man.
I did play with a pro.
Bro, 77 damage is bad.
Okay, look, that's unacceptable.
Oh, Timmy.
Timmy's gonna just give me an easy go to this game.
All right, let's go with this.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
What profit better than this year?
I'm not gonna finish.
Like, this year is just well very well put together.
You can tell he took his time with this shit.
69 month anniversary
Jack I want everybody who said it that is the best album of the year. I want it to post on
January when when Spotify releases that their top list the
a listen of the year.
Poser stats.
I was in stats.
I was in stats and I better see Bully
always jammed up at the top for the whole fucking year.
This is what I better see.
What?
Okay, well chat, does he look like, chat, this is why, okay, no, no disrespect, I don't
like this guy, I don't like this guy, and I don't like you guys, but if you're a broccoli
yesterday or the other day, if you're a broccoli, we're not listening.
It's yes an opinion cool. Yes, I also broccoli, then it's discarded. I'm not only saying
Okay, I'm done and the answer
What follows is extremely rare body cam involving a US federal border patrol agent an armed robbery by a suspect
Wanted by the FBI and an intense pursuit of suspects involving shots fired on July 27th
2020 Lowe's home improvement store in Las Cruces, New Mexico
CCTV captured two masked men walking into the store pushing a cart right behind them was an off-duty border patrol agent
Who happened to be shopping at the same time a few moments later?
The two men were seen walking towards the self-checkout with a portable air conditioner when an employee asked for their receipt
The men ignored him and continued pushing the item towards the exit, prompting other store employees to follow the two shoplifters as the situation had now escalated.
The men exit the store with the item, and as store employees try to stop them, one of the men pulls out a gun and points it at the employees before walking away.
Unfortunately for the shoplifters, the off-duty agent witnessed what unfolded at the exit and began tailing the men on foot outside the store.
The men are captured in the parking lot walking towards their vehicle a maroon colored Chevy Tahoe
Followed by the agent who pulls out his phone to take a picture of it and call 9-1-1
The men loaded the car with the item and immediately sped off five minutes later officers located the vehicle just one mile east of the Lowe's
That's very tense
4 units out for us, 2k9 units out for us
Take on a dollar, AC
She's by a fan, it's for $9
Um
Turn on
963 central 44
Copy 44
I'm on the right side of the road.
I'm on the right side of the road.
What?
I took from the ditch and teleported.
I'm not going to go to the right side of the road.
I'm going to go to the left.
You want to pursue purges that's what I need a definite because we're chasing a vehicle right now. Okay, so I need to make sure that we're
You got the wrong side of traffic in front of Kings.
What's the Charter said?
What's that?
The guy brandishing shit like how he's buying a car, he doesn't need to press charges in the shit.
Not your self help.
I'm holding back on it again up there when I was following him.
Did you guys expect that?
You all felt threatened by this, so I still know it sounds stupid, but I have to confirm
these legal reasons you felt so.
Straight out of cookies?
You did feel threatened by this?
Oh yes, he pulled it out both times over there.
Yo, that sure is hard!
Mother!
Mother!
That shit is tough!
You can't come to the ball.
The loader point is you feel threatened by this.
You can't come to the ball.
We're gonna be on the parking lot, all.
The quarter's going back.
We're gonna be on the parking lot, all.
The quarter's going back.
We're gonna be on the parking lot, all.
I'm going through this. Do you have an ID with you, sir?
And how many people were there? Two guys.
We got it in here. Go in here.
He's bugging out, though. How do you fix it?
So you let me eat up this bastard to the toilet, bro?
Yes.
Alright.
I'm not going to tell short.
I'm going to pay for the food here, sir.
I
What is that?
Okay, my my next book again, dude, he's
Chad, what is that?
Check. That's normal. Why is it normal though? Why? What is doing that? I didn't press cast
I'm all my fucking other all my other shit
Guys
What conversations you have
Jack check check that be hacked
It's blocked.
Oh, that was scary.
But Jack, I'm on my second screen ad by alerts, right?
And it keeps prompting that.
Why would he, why does he keep prompting it though?
How are you this redoubted?
AtxQC
Explain it?
Excuse I changed IP, is that why?
Can these guys gonna bump into me like right there at the registers while I was looking for drinks?
Okay
and they were both masked up all the way to the face with hats, thought it was going to wear it and I couldn't figure it out as soon as I looked at them back and turned around and looked at them in the front, but these guys come upon them at the front like three or four of them and he pulled out a gun and he looked at me and he pulled out the gun, I followed him to get the vehicle description
and I noticed that they came in back through the back, I was going to get the vehicle description of the hood, the black hood, the tachel and then I noticed that their license plate was covered with a plastic bag and then we took off this
Chad, type of smorgasbord.
I'm on board patrol.
OK, here's it.
All right.
The vehicle has been turned to the next turn.
OK.
Put your hands up!
Put your hands up!
Put your hands up!
That's really bad.
Face to face with an armed suspect.
Why are you so pepeg?
Over there.
Yeah, um...
I can't say that I do even think it's a complicated one.
Get out of the way, get out of the way!
I don't think that's code, low-key.
Get out of the way, get out of the way!
No, not really, not really, just not, yo, yo, yo, ah, not really.
I guess I'm not very vocal about it about like when things when things are wrong with
with that particular case, but I can still say it's wrong.
Yeah, what's win daddy's is that go
get out of the car now get over there
get out of the car now
come to me come to me
hey let's cover the car
I got cover
sorry
oh that's why we got the pump here later
I'll try to click blocker
Check I think I think when I click blood I did it. I should actually click not block come on, bro. Oh
It's ad blocker thinking
Of course my interest is in buying a PC. What is the difference the PC? Oh
my god, bro
Yeah, how do I how do I?
No, this is the correct one, no?
Chad, how do I reopen Google?
How do I reopen?
Chad, there's a command there.
How do I reopen it?
It's...
This guy's got it in Chad.
It's Chrome Restarts.
Chrome Restarts.
What's your hands up?
Bang, all fixed. Jet, we are all fixed. Anything's fixed.
Well, fine.
Now my loads are cooked, and my kitchen is cooked. Anything's cooked.
Oh, I can't wait to watch it again.
Are you looking for a vehicle or not?
Well, because my son's on the run.
I'm not sure if it's him.
Okay. What kind of vehicle are you looking for?
Uh, Tahoe, Malung Tahoe.
Okay. What's your son's name?
Joshua Lopez.
Where do you park that?
Um, where are you over there?
Okay, let's sit down at my car and I'll talk to you, okay?
I'll sit right on the other side of those cars over there, okay?
I'll come talk to you and we'll keep you up there, okay?
Is it that red?
Yes.
Yes, let's go.
Is he okay?
He's sick of us.
Let's go this way.
What do you mean he's on?
He's alive.
He's alive.
Hey, we have to keep going.
Come on.
You need to stay here.
I'm not going to let you in.
Right now.
Let's go this way so I can talk to you.
I can't tell you any details about what happened.
It's an active investigation, so I can't tell you any details.
Oh my god.
What do you mean he's on the run?
Yeah, they're looking for him.
Keep walking around.
We can't be in the scene like this.
Oh my god.
Like, you're a missing person?
No, I'm not missing a person.
I mean, Jay, it's just somebody's...
It's just for a mother, like...
Okay, we had a warrant.
Yeah, she has warrants.
What were they for you?
Um,
What do you want me to do for you?
Drop it if you can't.
No, he's at.
Either way, if we do tell you,
we can't, you can't go over there.
He's in her arrest.
So no one's gonna be able to see you.
It's okay.
She doesn't need to know if he's alive or not.
Only he's at the hospital, so.
Yeah, but that doesn't tell us if he's alive.
I can't tell you,
you need to tell her now,
because it's literally just happened.
It's just an investigation.
It's not because I'm trying to be rude.
It's just what happened.
I know, but.
Are you parked next to her?
I know where she's parked.
Yeah, we're still there.
OK, I'll get time to do it.
Is there anyone there?
Is there anyone there?
I guess so.
We're trying to figure out where she's shooting at.
OK.
Try to confirm your files and see how that is.
In Miles Luciano was taken into custody
and booked into jail, where he was held without bond.
Despite the reign of gunfire,
Luciano sustained no injuries.
Really?
He was charged with one count of interference
with commerce by threats or violence,
in a case prosecuted by the US federal government's
Department of Justice in May 2023. He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to three years and ten months in prison, followed by three years of supervised release. Joshua Lopez, on the other hand, made a full recovery from his injuries at the hospital before successfully escaping on August 3rd, 2022.
In response, the FBI issued a federal warrant for his arrest, in which a one-month manhunt ensued
before he was apprehended in September 2022. He was charged with three counts of interference with
commerce by threats or violence, as he was also a perpetrator of shoplifting cases in Best Buy
and Auto Zone in New Mexico that same year. In December 2024, he pleaded guilty on all three
counts and was sentenced to seven years and two months in prison, followed by three years
of supervised release? Jesus, um, all right. Um, yes, chat, chat, chat. Now I think I,
I think that this is fucked as well. Chat, is it possible to do it because I changed my IP,
just before the stream, that much of it's cooked like that?
Really? The one thing I'm putting in a network issue is then
Brother, look at me like a jacket.
What the fuck is that?
Like, huh?
What else, what else, I'm trying to remedy this shit.
it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna toughen.
And, I think it's glitching too now.
Like, chat, what, what, guys, what is it
making me do this?
Chat!
They all run out of chromium, and you did a hard reset
that's just bugged it, yeah, that's what I thought. Fuck.
So how do you fix that?
Alright, we're gonna do some games.
Let me just call the boys up.
See who wants to play some games.
Um...
I did restart. Look.
I go over here and I do Chrome Restarts.
So if you ask me to use my local network,
that works I say yes or not
okay
okay hold on it's working now what about you know let's say Twitter nope we're
We're good.
We're good.
You getting it all?
Um.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I think it's either the cash or my extensions then.
I think it's either the cash or my extensions then chat what I do then what
if I turn this maybe this off okay says it clear the cash cash and cookies chat
You know what I mean?
That's all my assistant already said though.
All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's go to,
so you go to white history.
Okay, okay, yeah.
Shall we go to?
You go to settings,
and then what?
And then,
and then
check
visible abloid, search clear cash
oh my god bruh
okay, check out your clear exchange 3
and you could use it, I mean where
Control shift r
Yo, I hear you now.
Uh...
Yo.
Sup.
Sup.
Just disable all extensions and test it.
Um, yeah, okay.
Sup.
What up, bruh?
Sup, I'm having a problem because since I fixed my network before I'm online, so,
all my shit's like scuffed out.
Yeah, you're good.
Um, how did disable...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
I'll do, I'll do, I'll do, I will just disable all my stuff and then now reset, bang.
It works.
So it was really my extensions then.
Oh, I'm kicking so lagging though.
Okay, Chad, now do the restarting.
Chad, do the restart.
How do you restart?
You do control-a-five?
No, you do control-h.
Oh, I had it.
Okay.
Then you do, then you do, delete browsing data.
Chad, watch out.
What do I remove?
You don't move it.
Cash browsing.
Only cash.
Okay, delete data, chat of all time.
Oh my God, that's a lot of cash.
Holy fuck, just control plus F5.
if I move to it it will it will it don't move cookies or cookie shit
so only cached images and files
bang
uh...
yo
oh my god bro
jessie i think i cut my shit
yeah you might just have to like reconfigure
right you changed your ip right
it's like all my shit
it was like a really good to do like a reset on your pc
was it just as it's like DNS
oh no
oh wait, now I did the restart
do a chrome restart, chrome restart
okay I got it, I got it, now I take this, chrome restart, bang
bang
boom
all fixed
oh my god
anything fixed, anything, I have a good, we have a good string today, holy fucking shit
W
Look bang hello bang it's a little it's a loader
Greeks probably not gonna be around today. All right
Well, yeah, how's the bum again?
Smile
Yeah, all my permit like all my from religion if I can cut
about well I'm gonna say is that I have not been impressed by your well then
you're clearly not paying attention and I very much my CS gameplay yep studio
stream happening by the way yeah Christian Christian is actual good shit
like I'm not even gonna cut for you but then that and then uh but when's Ron coming
um you have to ask him
so why didn't stream this we gotta like do it same time you've ever done a sober stream brother
very nice yeah just i i think i'm cooked
Look, it's on screen.
I'm just working on it.
Like, notice.
Oh. Like, yeah.
Well, did you release it?
Open it. Open up a new tab of that.
Maybe it's like the old, you know what I'm saying?
Like, close it and then do new tabs.
Yeah, I worked on it today.
Look, look, this is this I'm going to do.
Like, I'm going to check.
And you know, I didn't know works so
Like this is what this is seven I can you know this is when you can you know
Clouds Flare DNS
All my DNS back and I don't think you did that while streaming right?
I'm asking Brock
Yes, you could safely flush your DNS while live streaming without interrupting your stream.
Wait, now I just want to...
Kitch has working, but it's like broken as well.
No, I don't want to leave. I don't want to watch you there. What the hell is wrong with you?
Like, I'm going to let you in when this is just fucking scuffed. Like, it's annoying.
Like, you say I got fucking... I got like the other...
69 month sex QC L maybe we should 69 thoughts
Okay, so I can flush the next water
Hey, that's what grok says. I don't think rocks ever been wrong ever
Don't show that shit on stream though. Yeah. Hi. Hi you do
You do CMD, right?
Yeah, and then run an admin
Okay, okay, okay, CMD and admin hold on and then do and then do IP config space slash flush DNS
IP config space slash yes
No, yeah flush all together. Yeah
Done that I'm in
You just got hacked by
No
yeah and you did that bro look at these this troll face army bro wait hold on
hello as the test it's loads for twitch
it's a little predict but my my emotes won't appear right now though you know I
mean I hit a refresh on that muscle I did look I happens to mean that I just
Refresh over my extensions are fucked. Okay, then boom, that's it
Then I go to extensions that turn all back on on on on on on and then
Please work please work
Rome restarts
Do one more chroma start Rome restarts
guys guys guys it's not my fault that's right it's not greek salt either but it's it's it's
from the dsa's and for sure oh my god w it's the load and it works dubia start over the
entire yo chat server uh i'll we're so they i had to just fix my shit it's off it's totally
fuck okay it's actual face now though okay this is the cock up
breaking bad um are you going to play crimson desert X QC I'm gonna play age
of empires for with jesse that would be cinnamon ex-qc prison break walking
dead one day all done sort are dark dark dark dark dark sort are online the
first season out here you are poor um wait actual good taking what the fuck
what does that check it was only it was only half of the season though if I
They thank you
And then they had like a like a cabin and shit
No, can you speak English?
No, no, no, no!
Bro says you!
No, I got me...
In a world where there is no spiritual fulfillment possible.
What fills the world?
You, Felix.
You, what do you pray to God like?
Count tomorrow, but look super awesome.
Uh-oh.
I'm praying to my money racks.
Whoa!
Troll!
It isn't me, bro.
It is not me.
Dude.
Holy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's me with Griggs, the show doing Griggs' boosts in some of the way.
Okay yeah, I have another song, let's do it.
this before oh geez what well okay so I'm the goal of this but you're also gonna
get a lie yeah exactly I'm the good of this as well everybody yep oh I am play
one more time for me dude it's easy so I like it it's a goo goo it's a goo goo
I don't know it it's a Google
Google dolls
Check it out
That one yeah, yeah, and I don't think that they don't do
I guess that's what I'm saying.
No, I didn't look at chat.
I didn't look at chat.
Did you do the thing where you listen and if you know how to sing it, then you can look
at chat because that's the classic.
No, no, no.
Okay.
No, but I said the Goo Goo Dolls.
It was in the piano.
It was the coaching.
Because it was in the piano.
So I sing the lyrics how they are.
I know the song and I say the Goo Goo Dolls and all you're cheating.
Like that's so stupid.
Oh
Yeah
Why why does that not work? See you just keep sitting
See that now I might be on my use button here we go
Oh, yeah, damn you owned now you actually owned so what is it?
I can't even think of a single air quality thing. Oh, yeah, okay
It's two chains is it it is a hundred percent two chains. I don't remember the song name
Yeah, I'm a ceiling missing
I'm different
Classic what I mean, I mean I said ago. I still say no
I would never I would never personally
Okay, well I mean I got the name but
Do the other one there's what there's songless, but then there's also
Wait, what is this?
Oh, it's six now. What do you think of the number four?
Let's do my daily game, but I do always I
but single player hard
uh this is a peach
i know it peach
higher orange yeah force
no
no it's more orange it's more towards the red
uh and then now a little bit yeah yeah and then now you adjust a little bit
Think this no
What up?
Because it's like my it's my favorite color. I'm pretty sure that it just put it's it's it's
Well that lighter this none is me read her it needs to be more read her
Yeah, but do read so yeah, I think you gotta change another output on it. You know this
Yeah, it's raised that up. Yeah. Yeah, go bring that up a
Little down
Yeah, you're close. It's right there right there. I don't think there's more orange. I was like home depot
It's more peachy
Like this one I did this one I did I
Could see this as well. Yes
Wow, that's one of the worst we've had in a long time check my guys it changed it
They did right it was that peach yellow. I would have said that it changed it
Okay, I'll do better.
Riga, let me walk in.
That's, that's, oh, it's Jelly Bean Greening, Jelly Bean Greening.
Darker.
You're pretty much almost there.
Darker, I think, a little bit.
Yep.
Dude, you are close.
You are close.
you
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That was good. That looks great. That looks fantastic.
I forgot. If you remember, lock in.
um oh that's not bad it was a midnight that's that's an eggplant egg plant
midnight my fact plum purple oh my god brah I should have said that it's it's
bad thumbs it's bad thumbs can't we do it again but now what is it now we do
daily on harder and I wash a shit this is what I do daily mode
awesome
now I'm fire island the pinkish shit that's the red from uh excuse me what's
the movie with David Lynch Twin Peaks that's the red from Twin Peaks it's
darker
throwing
well let's get it
but it's more fire island
see i like that you're a better spot here for me
i hope to see more golf content
actually a decent foreman was entertaining
bang!
Can you change the saturation up?
A little more. Yeah.
And then down darkness.
Okay, now you walk in, figure out where you want it.
That me? That's my perfect one.
Hold on.
71 months bestie. It's a lovely day. Oh, oh, we're doing those three
It's more fire island though, that's not bad
Jesse don't you know when you were doing on itself it looks for that looks orange to me
Yeah, you're getting there and if I think it was darker
Like I remember a being a dark red
Like a little bit of it. That's orangey. Oh
That's better that's better I
Remember being like a like a velvet red like like blue skluse chair red
I
Think it's too orange IMO
you
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, okay. You're in the orange. Let's just fix this up a little bit. Yeah, I like it had
a brighter personality to it.
I think it's more orange back back. Yes. Hello, I'm orange. Yeah. Oh, you're done.
What is this one?
What is this one?
Oh it's orange.
Orange.
It's orange now.
Hey it's orange than that.
Maybe.
Oh!
You're in a good spot.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God!
980!
Ah, massive.
You know what?
It was more gym leader.
It was more Gym Leader and less Ugh.
They both look so similar to me.
Okay.
Golf Green.
Jelly Bean Green.
Darker.
Banger.
A little lighter than this.
It's lighter still.
Lighter?
Yeah.
You're there.
But now I don't know if that's the exact color.
color. It's like it's like a golf like a putting green this this this this. I like it. You see
little blue dots in it. No. I do I just it's just because it's just because it's just
You're still in your mother will do that. Oh
That's not better. Hey, how was that that bad?
What
Me bro, that's a good score
Wait, where am I? I sports
You got a hard
Okay, people are cheating.
That is impossible.
Wait, we're playing easy, Jesse.
Hard.
Link copied.
Wait, what?
No, no, no, we played it.
Nah, they broke it.
What was this about today?
Wait, was it about yourself?
Yo, Brandon, trust me.
Yo, yo, yo, I didn't think it was about you, Brandon.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
So I think it's a stretch moment
W subs
Okay, yeah, and in the daily bundle
This is at 20% okay now now the boxer ears let me listen it
I'm not a I swear what how could I prove it? I'm a I
1995 1.3 billion. I'm gonna guess off the rip trailer trailer trailer trailer
I was the Osborn crazy train walking
Play it again
What?
That's a Michael Jackson song?
Guys, guys, don't care about us.
I just heard the weekends about to start singing here in this.
Okay, I don't know it, but let me give you a guess.
Michael Jackson and then...
I
Didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I just did the only mix I know with the one that the phone title
How could I have cheated it?
Play it so I can hear it. I think it's go to six
You can never trust me, you can never trust me, you can never trust me
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
You know what? I think I know that in a lot of his songs
That's impressive
They got the woods together
They got the woods
Chad what do you call that? Is that even a snare?
They have a clap
That's like you put blocks of wood and you smash them together
Oh the wood block thing?
I think that's called
Clapsticks
Look at me, look at me
Look at me
Let me listen once
They don't turn on for us.
Michael! Michael! They don't turn on for us!
Yeah, it's only playing at the mid-high level.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's playing at the top of my head, eh?
Yeah, it's only at the...
It's like all the mid and high.
Is this all a rim shot, then?
Nah.
But a rim shot, that's crazy.
I'm not gonna lie.
A rim shot? That's a thing.
Yeah, I know the thing, but I mean, that's crazy.
All right next one. All right. I don't know those bandals. That was just one bandal. No, it was a daily bandal
What all right quick do that quick play
We can't you pay money
Rocky, okay next
Yeah, what was that? Yeah, that was a daily. I'm lucky because I can't I can't do another one with it. We can't
Um
with two people's image so easy I just let you do this okay really watch this
then yeah it's too easy one you want to go crazy this on it because I am the
go to the game well the word I use is AD IU no it's the reason why I don't like
it but is that they know people do this these threats and you need to add some
really hard hitting a vowel a consonants doing the battle game actually
fucks you over you know I'll do your threat yep they got us no but we know
where you we know where he is and we just removed so many vowels check out
it's a music game on the browser then um what about what about it three it's
gonna be a double e I guess imagine it fucking okay okay what about what about
What about what about um what about um what about what about shredding all about no
what about all that shred wouldn't be bad no there's no g there's no d shred shrek shrek
That's not even a word, dude.
Okay, okay.
What about?
What about?
What about?
Trees.
Trees or three?
I'm not going to get this word wrong.
I need to turn it on.
We would lose our guess.
What about?
I think it's it's consonant the battle consonant
Battle that makes sense like like like like it's like like like like I'll go ahead. Ah, my pants on
like like oh are
Poor it so it's only like um like repel or or um
Like like s
Um, watch it
That's it
No, all right. Yeah, go for it. That's it. Yeah. Okay. Um, what?
Huh? Yeah joy what about what about pores
That's not bad. I that's not a bad one
Yeah, I knew I know I call it. It's it's consonants, but I will concern about what's a classic
If I gave him be one of those
So what about about?
Bob
Maybe more moat motel motel
Yeah, Motel. No, that would be good to that or hotel. Oh my god, did you?
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You go you 40 okay, I like the 40s and my first guess was 1941
Not okay
40 flat then I say 15
You're carrying it on this one, I don't know shit
That's just enough 15 I actually didn't I actually look at the jet really I'll go I'll go I'll go. What are you doing today? I?
I said 1941
My initial is a story fighter
Okay
It's the year 1000
Or how did they get cars in the 1000s? Oh, it's 19 since now. It's 1917 1917
I thought it was saying that's year 1000. It's one thousand five thousand by that. Yeah, I threw me
18 I threw me off
Oh it's the war but what war oh I said 60s New York three sixty three
audio service center wait wait wait that's not English wait hold on zoom
into this guy on the right much y'all right much yeah i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it
okay uh i'm i'm this is this is this is St. Gatrims for sure it looks like the 70s but i feel
like it's a little bit before 70s then i'll i'll be exactly right here
wait but it's black and white
those cars are like the 80s hold on
Jack I can't see properly at all 1978 is my guess
I'm gonna get it spot-on watch this shit you would get
uh where's the gathering in the middle right somewhere snow west mountain
it's further up right
yeah am i dumb whatever i'm not i'm not gonna get a spot on
i don't even have to
looks like a super busy street got it bang bang right here it would be more
up more up I think so many three amigos I love three amigos
further down yeah I'm not getting we're gonna respond like we're about to
find some bugs should be in the middle shot 18 so many
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you
I swear, I feel validated, that's why I did it.
I feel I feel like
Because I'm not I swear no cheating. Oh jazz. Oh
That shit that's a ginderder. Yeah, that no that's a New Orleans walk. Yeah, I mean
That's 97 of my opinion good luck and we both
Oh my god.
One year off.
I was in 1995 but I was born in 1995 so I didn't want to stand in five just because I felt like it was going to be bad energy.
That you know I mean it.
It had to be.
I was in 90s.
But I should have said my my my birthday year.
Yeah I said I said I swear I didn't cheat man.
Close all chattery knows.
Guitar here are classics.
hold on
ok
this game is actually fun
the point of this game is that
you know how puzzles work?
yeah
is this gonna stay at 20 or not?
oh
blah blah blah blah blah
um
it is give me one second
It is a pearl jam Oh, I thought I had to guess the song
The song title, yeah Okay, I bet
Wait, what's the name of the- wait a minute
This one's my name Oh Dragon Force, I think it's Dragon
of course classic
Iron Man
Wait Iron Man
Wait Iron Man is a group?
That's the song title
Second one of the song title
Oh
Uh
Uh
Uh
Uh
Can't put it
Uh
Yeah
I don't know why I couldn't think of that after that
Um
Dream
Oh my god, you're the ghost dreams.
you
you
you
you
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I
I
Airlines yeah
It's white
Oh picture graph for this. That's um, whenever he looks at the photograph he um he
Look at his graph. I forgot fuck he points. He looks
It's definitely suffocation. No breathing
Look at this draft. Oh, you laughs
What ever hood ever
Cool ever
Ever long long
Jane, Jane, Jane.
Oh my god, Crypto Knight!
Yep, classic.
K, charge to the K.
Really?
Yep.
Crypto Knight.
Yep.
I think it's I instead of Y at the end.
Crypto Knight.
uh oh it's
Paralyser
and then fix that again and why
dude pay xqc it's paralyzer
the other day but i didn't have the strength to drink it
did i follow that we did we went hard though we did go hard
okay okay jussie if i can't do this i retire
I'm not gonna know any of these, so good luck
Don't you worry, don't you worry child
Wait artist name, no, no, sweetie sound mafia mafia mafia mafia. Oh artist name
I
Calvin Harris you have to do all of this
No, no, no, no, I don't know much Jesse. I
know some though
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah in a normal game morning. Oh, I had it to David. I had it then
You
you
you
you
you
you
you
I know he's newer shit and I also know his is awesome would never his like ghost label
that he uses to release other songs. I'm not kidding. What's his ghost name? It's area
21 and yes, yes, yes to yes that one and he is the one that area 51 you know no no look
here's one is this right if you got this right you just mark by the way look who is area
21
Dutch American
and bang bang
and it's in my likes
so you know that I see
is a C.L.T.A.T.N.
first
to rage bait himself
what other one I would
cross to you
but there we go
We just did okay. What's it? There's gotta be other ones that are good. Oh, I like global I go yeah global
It's just countries. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah already broke it
Seem's good excuse the NFL. Yeah. What about the trouble on that? Well, you we go around there scramble. Oh, what about the food one?
I
It is of course
One one looks nice it looks better than we think it is a whole steak. That's a whole steak and a fun
This is twice fucker
It's three dollars now
don't make me lose make you lose aura like this is who this is a game of who
votes for what people voted for one for sure
how do you know this isn't the higher rated me no this is who voted for what
okay oh there's the bonus round there oh they think it's survey
I know but look at the left dude I'm gonna go to fire I'm gonna go to fire I'm
going with the hot dog it's for free for free the right one is free Jesse the
The pilot's good now, I'm going to have this.
Brother, look underneath the pilot, swimming.
Oh my god.
Well, you're going to worry about loses, insane, by the way.
It's hot dog.
That's a $6 pilot.
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Yeah, well, we'll do it quickly.
It'd be things that I want to try though.
Go fast, go fast.
Uh, pie in the donut, left.
Left.
Where the sausage is, never mind, right.
uh uh left left by a margin of
hundred percentages uh it's going to be a
margin of 20 percent and i prefer left
uh 35 percent it was 60 i think that
works it oh it's a wager big boss
what you guys know is that it what what means a wager
Oh, you wasted your points. Oh, but okay, I'm gonna be put on this all in left
It's spicy wings they put like fucking two drops of sauce on it
But what is leaving the thing on the left to donor pie?
But if they could it's not cook look he's in the basement
yeah spicy wings I wouldn't bet too much that's why I only put a half way
through left Claire's left Claire's all in but it's your dad looks fucking
hard all in bang we're rich
I
Can't fucking see um
I don't know for a girls and chips $42 crispy onions. I'm gonna go big. I think that's the original
Yeah, I'm down
Okay, we're good. Hold on
Right, you know what Jimmy cherry all in
That looks so hard come on
Right what the fuck is that right on
Left all in, no?
Yeah, yeah, left all in.
Had to read what it was.
Good.
Easy.
Look at our points.
We are rich.
the rider burger in a pint or cheese burger I would just I would just go
normal on the right the left one 20% the right one looks a little empty right
look at Jesus the she's scuffed at this one is not it's also stuff but but it
has a beer maybe people want to be at the end percent percent oh shit yeah oh my
you got it oh fuck
sausage and chips what was a football game tool
I never ate a sausage like that before is it good the problem is that people that
play this game are awesome at you so they actually like the pink sausage I
Think it I
Would say right cuz Japan higher quality food if you think about it looking for percent only oh
my god
Lock it lock it lock it lock it. Yeah
The fuck is that?
sandwich
grilled beef heart though I
Mean ice cream. Yeah, I mean an ice cream sandwich bro any day
What do you mean? It's a little sandwich read the other ones at the left
But people won't read though, most people can't read it
Chad they won't read it they won't read it
Oh my god, there's not enough glaze and they're salt
Yeah, there's like a salt and I'm always sweet. Oh, yeah me too easy
right oh yes all in how many giant Yorkshire pudding filled with a
Cumberland sausage mash and gravy left it's fucking later that pepperoni pizza
just from right here I could ever oh we Jesse what wait we got that's not
We die we die took it ever
That's not fair whoever voted that you are fucked up. It's it's the UK again. It's the it's it's Britain again
Jesus bro, bro, mate
I was Australia somehow worse
alright
ummm
anything else?
before we go into the room
did you see the chain of wheels that I sent you?
the video game?
I didn't see actually
I twin the help the best
chain of wheels
mixed reviews
whatever
That looks alright.
It's our chain together skills and our rocket league skills combined.
That doesn't look that bad.
I mean it's like six bucks cheap game you can try it no I didn't wait a bit
we also have there was another duo you know it's a log writers we never played
it oh yeah we could try that the dance on it I don't I bought it
try to ignore the music and look at the gameplay, it's not a bait, just luck.
I don't know it's kinda cool even without the music.
kind of badass
alright alright alright you know what?
I have an idea
listening
1v1 in uh...
1v1 in a few games
anytime any day
what the fuck? what game?
have you ever played worm's armageddon?
ummm
think about this, you sure you want to do this?
all games, yo, yo, yo, yo, don't fucking talk, don't fucking talk to your jazz
Alright, make a list and check it twice.
Oh! Also, we could do a beat-off later if you want.
I make a small beat, like a melody, and you give me a melody, and then you finish my beat, and I finish your beat.
Oh, we could do that. I don't have a fell actually installed right now.
Oh, it's all good.
With all my stuff.
Uh, that's good for next time though.
Yeah, not for real.
Fuck
That's a new PC
But I'll have it set up for next time. So whenever that's a thing
Lucky got excited when he said beat off though. Okay, okay, yeah, bro. This is the stuff a bro's bro
Please do whims WMD with squad or for one V1 SROV bro be good
Hold up. All right, just list the games
Okay, bro V bro
Oh, hold on.
Leakabeebee.
And then Morgur Gullis.
Final episode.
Two years, by the way.
Two years.
Yeah, that, yo, really, really.
OK, how many times?
Yeah, B09?
How many games?
It's either we do a B0 or something, or a first two.
XQC.
We can go full gauntlet man.
I really want you to beat me.
B-11?
Yeah, I'm down.
We can gauntlet.
I don't give a who.
You just started stream.
Chat.
I need B-11.
League of Legends.
B-11.
B-11.
Hold on now.
I have an idea.
We put a bunch of games that we could play.
A bunch of them we could play.
And then we put a randomizer and it chooses all the games.
W, I love that idea.
Actually?
Yeah, that's a good idea.
But the way we should format it now,
we should have even a first picking stage.
It should be, you should pick a game,
then I pick a game.
You pick a game, I pick a game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
I pick a game.
And then throw it in there.
OK, kind of, OK, no.
The game has to be at least decent to stream.
and at least we both have played before not some fucking thing
although i'm gonna choose fucking ten outwards games you know played before
and you're gonna be GG
like what
swordcraft 2
warcraft 3
agent pyres
like
okay yeah that's not fair
okay yeah like you're not gonna get out of spawn and i'm on a regular
you're right, you're right, you're right, okay okay
Okay, let the list begin all right
So I see
Okay, yeah, Joe put in the randomized anyway
Sure I choose ruggedly can't wait for the
I choose
40 years old
You've been in the background for the mastery stage
It's been a ride. 5 years coming
Enjoyed the eras
I actually choose cinema
I choose
I
She'll guess her now
The tag mode is best warms them not all I'm sure
Halo 3 you're a cinema
I love she was big enough to make it out of the excuse see I have pretty much I have all these games installed already
Guys oh FIFA
Classic one that we've used to play before the FIFA 2024
Just call it or 23 FIFA 23. Just call it like whatever. No, no, no, we said the old one. We said the new one
Yeah, you read the new one
Lemon, I do
Jacks eight ball pool. No
For the most one
We can if you want that's that's a you own me game, but I'm down with it
I've never played Pokemon
warms
Yeah, I just did it too new time. I just wasn't smart enough to do it only okay next um Valor
Really
Um...
Battleship!
Okay, I think I'll think of like a party thing then.
Is that money?
Is Matt your friend's a good 1v1?
I feel like that could get intense.
Mount your friends sure
But I mean you don't even know I mean sure
And more sub bags people glad
Petrus
Sure, I say I'm not great at Tetris. I'm down came you want you want to checkers
Checkers you come speeders
I
Old deck on her stuff. Oh
You mean a classic whatever. Yeah, just like I have an old deck and I'm sure you have okay
I don't have the game. I don't mind the other accounts. I forgot to find my shit. Um, okay
Well, I would do more luck than you would do it.
KPVP?
What's that?
The 1v1PVP thing, I forget what it's called, it used to be called KPVP.
Yeah, Minecraft 1v1s.
Freeze the lava buckets and shit in that.
Oh, you mean a UHC?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're going to play rounds?
Yep, rounds or a in duck game, we can set a duck game on there.
What's your name?
Duck game is a classic, it's like a shooting game where you're a duck, you pick up weapons.
Really?
Yeah, super classic, very good 1v1.
Oh, you want to do rainbow six?
Sure.
Okay throw that in there.
You know this is a crazy list this time.
Flash right now.
PGA golfing.
Dark roll? I don't think we can play that.
Ultimate chicken horse.
Oh, lethal leak.
Cam.
What, what?
Lethal leak, the one where you hit back and forth.
you
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Which one, 23 right? That's what I got.
What?
Yeah, that's the one we used to play with the 23 right? Or what's it called?
Yeah.
No, with that only one we'll play the game with that only one.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Alright, oh I remember, I remember.
I haven't on another account.
We haven't on steam engine.
Yeah, I think I haven't, I had it on another steam account I'm pretty sure
if I remember correctly.
Okay, they're not the origin?
What the fuck?
Dude, dude, it's the Von PC.
Yeah, I had an SSD that I had it.
Download E8 app.
Then let's just do the FC23 one, because that was the one meaning you should put out today.
Oh, it's called E8.
I'm gonna skip it Fc 23 yo yo if we do this to do we're gonna see every gamer like you
always they were people always they skip every game if we if we if we can't the
skip shit like that's what it is unless we need to remove the one that that
it was I'm not gonna play like it's a brain in it so is it is it FC 25
uh...
we have to get a newest one though
so twenty six okay
i think i think it's free with your shit
the twenty six isn't on uh...
steam
okay just a little bit
if you know what i mean we're going to put a little bit of it
but we're not going to be more ones
hold on on
it does exist
yeah
should i just buy it?
well you don't have to buy it
if you're on ea perspective, ea, uh, bullshit
oh, so i just buy ea, okay
subscribe monthly
oh yeah
90 at once
no i get what you're saying
skip it's gonna open up the Pandora's box like why did we put it on the list
anyways you know I mean yeah I get that I I get it
well I mean I know there's lots of nitto
What? I guess I can't ignore my shit.
Uhhh...
So confused, I just bought this.
You bought it?
But I-
I bought the EA play thing.
Yeah, and it would plus it's free.
I'm pretty sure...
Jack, is it for you?
What the?
If it's on my other email, I'd be like, I'm absolutely fucking clipped with it.
It's all good. Hold up. My...
I've got my code.
Just give me a second here.
Alright, alright.
Alright.
all right
what the fuck I I think we're going in
uh...
I
I bought the thing and it's still saying I spent 60 bucks so I'm just
hella confused now
uh...
jack thoughts
way is you've got the plus thing the best
play this title for up to ten out yet i got it
i have it
i'm installing it
uh...
twenty six up the required
I'm installing and it is
so I'm gonna have to do it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So let me delete.
See this.
Yeah, how much do I have?
Oh, I remember this.
This is a funny moment in my life.
I'll get rid of that.
Oh, it's my grandfather.
10,000 kilobytes.
Bye.
Guys.
Chat.
It should be 200,000, no?
200,000.
No, 40,000, 30,000.
guys how much you download it speed it w speed w speed
guys yes yes if I don't if I don't if I don't if I don't swallow it I get cooked
250,000
I would 50,000
Why don't they just redo the language when they make the bits the same?
That would be true
Yeah, like why is it so kilobytes?
as we know we must know we must do the math reverse times the divided by eight
times six times 64 times 16 minus 20 plus the fucking like it fuck that I mean
it's true move three zeros wait this guy said it's not that deep relax okay
Well, um, how about a Minecraft speedrun 1v1 force and so true?
All right, I am at 20%.
All right, all right, you want to go back in and do that?
Because we've already got the boys in them.
Yeah, roll another game.
You know, less than three.
Counter strike, counter strike, counter strike, counter strike.
All right.
I'm loading in.
So, you want to do it?
If you want, you can do my point now.
You want to do it?
No, you're getting smoked.
Are we picking same characters?
Yeah, of course.
Then do a random character thing on a website?
No, no.
Are we going to agree upon?
Okay, yeah, we'll agree upon it and then we'll just pick the correct like it will give us runes
Remember like the preset runes and we'll just know the same runes random
Yeah, it would what we get supports though so no only one do one checks
Good, really?
Oh, what you should do, right?
Is when we're in game, click random once.
Tell me the character it is, and then we'll just pick the same rooms.
Like, we pick the preset rooms.
Um...
Your game needs a computer restart?
I asked you!
What?
Chat why?
I have that garden.
Oh, you disabled it though.
Yes, I did that.
Your game requires a system shark.
Well you could do the tech, you could do the control, delete OBS tech and just come
back to the next one.
Ah, we're not doing that.
That's not happening.
Yeah.
All right, bet.
So next time, no, bangers on, look.
Well then, if that's the case, remove Valorant as well because we're going to run into the
same shit.
Joe, what would you do that?
Predictions PLS.
The download has just stopped working probably, like, that's another step, we'll say disabled.
Why is that?
like it's like it's cooked
Oh
It's working
What the hell okay sure I
Invite me
But Chad don't free I need this cuz I'm gonna beat him and I'll be up one zero so I think it's crashed
bro just do it like tyler one and blind pick it when blammy is what we're doing
this is like a all blind building by picking wait we are they're saying pick
whatever you want hell no wait it's a jayson we started what it said van air
vanguard oh yeah that's good it is just go next yeah it is it is van 57 needs a
a reinstall and restart.
Oh, great, lovely.
I will move Valorant and save from the list.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's not like I can try it.
I mean, I literally can't.
No, yeah, it is what it is.
Well, ultimately, the game is not that long, probably.
Come on.
Load it up.
Wait, is my game going to install while we're playing this?
Yes, this is a different thing, even if it wasn't
I'm playing it on steam oh, yeah, okay
All right, but all right, let's get it
It's gonna be allowed when I put out for sure
I literally feel like I'm about to get on the stage, like a huge pro thing, like I'm
literally, everybody's cheering right now.
Okay, what happened?
Uh, whatever, random, I don't care.
I choose one to four, chat, the first one to type a number, I'll pick up three, oh they
chose three so I have to be able to play it.
Now the first number in 80 to chat.
How about you?
No restarts, no dog shit, just, what would it be a three?
Now
Because if we go through this we're gonna end up saying oh no be a three out of the other game
And then we're gonna be here for 20 hours. You ready? Yeah
I think if you go through for all the games, okay
If we're doing be of three of all games, then we should do best of seven overall
No, no, it'll be something seems to be finance. Yes, he might want to go back to steam to resume down
Say we can counter strike three counter strike 1v1s. Yeah
Then we let the textures with the view through be a one
Add predictions games gonna be like oh, I need to warm up like
We go be a threes for now if the vibe is weird. We'll just swap. Okay. Go
this is over buddy
We're just doing these, like this, up there, we'll swing like this, like this, okay, okay,
like so.
Who won the race?
The turtle or the rabbit?
that. Oh no. Now watch this. This is where this is where knowledge
comes into play. Watch this.
Now the music changed when you did that was kind of crazy.
What's up bitch?
Okay, yeah sure.
Shoulda used the timer up or left enough?
Okay, we are good.
This here, here, into this. Up to here, here, into this.
Up into here, here, here, into this.
Up into here, here, here, into this.
Up into here, here, here, into this.
Into this.
Wait, I made it easier for him to just...
Stop!
Step into this, into this, move over here, into this, move onto the A, into this, move
off x into y into this, take off a, turn this off, turn this into this, up onto a, get rid
of x, move up here, take off a, touch leg, turn off b, go into this, move up like so,
a little bit of this, like that, like this, like that, like that, like that, like that,
This, into this, into this, into this, move off this, touch this, get off of this, hold
this into this, this this, oh yeah, this this.
I don't, I don't, I don't like my strats, I don't like my strats.
This, then like this, up around, able to do fine, move around.
Wow, he didn't release, yikes.
My A, turn off this, don't listen to him, this guy is annoying, just gonna ignore him, gonna go over here, and then let's hit him with one of these.
XQCL.
One does not concern himself with shit-talk.
Wait, I told-
Okay, he acknowledges that he trolled, moved my A here, go like this, booyah, C2, and X1, booyah.
This is not even when you fell down, this is not even when you landed.
Then we take this, we'll just touch right there, take the B off, wrap around, like this.
No swing?
Then one of these, don't listen to him.
No swing?
He's trying to get in your head, he's trying to get in your head, he's getting in your head a little.
I have time, I already have time.
If I was gonna be stressed out.
Don't stress out.
He cares what he says.
Fuck other bitches I know.
Move like so.
Later bitch.
It looks like you're in like a spicy situation.
Like you got yourself in a real spicy situation and the time is running down.
You also can feel yourself breathing.
Also...
Fuck.
I don't get it, I don't get it.
The manual breathing thing fucked me up because I'm manually breathing now.
I just took a manual breath, but all of the ones were all automatic.
Now I am unmanual loaded.
I feel myself getting out of breath because now I'm thinking about it.
Now I'm thinking about my lungs opening and closing and I can't stop my mouth from doing the emotion.
Am I out of breath or is this mental? What even happened? Is it mental?
Yeah, it's probably mental, I would assume.
But how do I get out of manual mode breathing, thinking about breathing? How do I get out of this, chef?
Well, you go into flow state you just allow you don't let things bother you
Essentially, and you just go with the flow you do one of these and I'm just gonna walk around
I will grab this like 18 17 15 14
13 12
11 10
I was good for noob.
Oh no, I think he's... Oh no! He went to manual thinking mode! What is he doing? Is he doing the split?
He's trying to cover my strats and he failed because he threw a moth entirely.
He has no anchor points!
Unless he figures it out, oh my god, he could figure it out.
Child, what if he figured it out?
No, blinking.
Oh no, he doesn't know what I know.
Blink, blink.
Oh, no, he stuck it.
Oh, he's getting really close but he says long ways to go chat.
You think you can mix it to the top?
There's a chance he doesn't do the...
BG's on that one.
J.I.
That's three.
Best of three.
Alright, final.
Best of three.
Good game.
Handshake.
Handshake, Handshake, next.
Alright.
Are you thinking like a man?
I'll take that.
Same map?
Yes.
I
We agree to be with me we agree to be with me I I learned a lot on that last second
Did you know I didn't care that I lost and then we're gonna start doing doing a hook and release stress then
Okay
Wait, did we agree to a BO1? I'm not sure. I don't remember anymore.
This one which was BO3 early on, because I thought it would be very quick.
But this thing takes a little bit of lock-in mode though.
Can't box, box, box, box.
Move your left foot.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Okay, I just learned something.
No, you did not!
Yes, I did!
Check.
This is what we call an anchor point.
It's a one-side anchor pointer and it changes everything in.
You'll see when we get above the box.
Oh, Jesse, that was really dumb.
Oh, really?
Chad, does he know?
Check this out.
Anchor down, the goat is smart, usually want to remove that from the opponent, but look,
He has a hook point now for what reason? Wait.
You can't do that!
Yes, yes I can.
I will build my own tower.
You are so bad.
Where are you going?
Hey!
hey what are you doing hey it's a bitch ass I'm not gonna let him do a hook I'm not
gonna let him do a hook
Chad you'd never want to give me a hook because everything you have to climb
over he could just swing on to you never give anybody hooks not better
I mean because that means like he has to play with that though. She can't hook anymore
You don't have to do a roof, but I don't think he's ever like he's learned that yet
And gg
What are you doing?
Hold on.
Oh, no.
What are you doing?
Hold on.
Hold on.
That was terrible. That was literally terrible.
Oh my god. I'm-
No, I gotcha.
I have it. I'm double hooked.
Like it's sad that you don't see what I just did.
I have it double hooked.
Which means I can jump from one hook to the other
and skip the entire method.
I- I made that.
I'm you but stronger.
Look, he has no looks anymore!
Chad, look, look!
He has no looks!
And I can over-release and still hit the wall and save myself.
You fucked up bad!
Now.
Okay, now watch this, Ravis.
Wait, they stacked shit that high?
Easy, hey, say.
You have to go for it, you know it.
Damn it.
Oh my god, my heart's racing.
That's why you make the hooker.
That's why you make the hooker.
I'm mounted it right now.
Already a quarter of the time has been elapsed, but only twenty of the map has been elapsed.
She has to perform at least at a hundred thirty percent to overcome what it just
It's late at the same time.
Chat, can he do it?
I mean, he could if he wasn't manually breathing.
Um, I'm just going to go higher, what?
I have all the time in the world to really think about what I want to do because I got
there so early.
No!
With you, it's going to take you a while to get there.
I'm gonna choke that a little bit.
Okay, not bad, we're a beginner.
Let me show you how it's done.
Chat, if I hook on my left, I can make the jump from hook number two all the way top left.
I just gotta lock in, which is what Jason needs to do.
Can he lock in? Oh, he's slowing down. Oh my god, he's slowing down. Oh no, Jesse.
Oh no, my good friend.
Don't fall up, true.
Don't hold A, don't hold B, don't hold Y, don't hold the button.
No, not the button.
Bro, you're supposed to go up, not down.
What are you doing?
No, up! You need to go up!
You mean like this?
I'm not a lot jealous right there. I thought I said a little bit at the beginning but you
have a lot to climb. No mistakes allowed here, Jizzy. With Baggins the Wall, 1 to 0, this
could be the end right here. If you hold it right... Oh my god. Judy forgot to go
I forgot to go off the chat. I think this might be it.
Chet, you forgot to go off the...
No, I didn't.
He would have to do a super swing here.
Has he learned to tech chat? The super swing?
Nope.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
That's it!
That's it!
He penetrated!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
What the fuck?
One to zero.
One to zero.
One to zero.
I don't know what to pull out of it.
GGs.
GGs.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No!
No!
I'm loading up FC-26, I got some ground to make up, saying a big deal.
How many hours do you have in mind your friends, I'm sitting at 118 minutes.
3.3 hours.
I'm busy counting.
And that's fine.
That's fine.
That means, okay, you were supposed to win this.
it was a little too close, which means you're probably panicking a little bit because you
thought you would be winning that easily, but you didn't win it easily.
Alright.
Well, now I'm putting the text on the screen.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang bang bang bang bang
Bang
All right. All right now
That's a deal on though, right? Oh
Oh yeah, they skimmed too long.
They think it's forever.
Yep, I agree.
The O3 would take like literally how long?
Like an hour?
One game?
Uh, it'd take a while for sure.
No?
They are 14 minutes long.
Four dimensions in one game?
We'll be here for 14 hours.
They said 14 minutes per game.
Well, game, hello? Hello?
Yeah, mine's doing something weird to hold up.
Hello?
Hello?
Should we roll the game? Why would we do that?
Sure.
Yes, there's a down.
Hello?
Why isn't it loading for me either, bro?
Guys, why is this vision failed?
Yeah, it fix your shit.
not until you ever says that you might have a whole shit is stuffed like it
a jet like any type of computer reset
and bill gates
uh...
but it's it's actually down
but so that the haters of this game were so bad about this game being
chosen
that he did also whole fucking corporate server
you cannot make a stop it
is it actually down? like EA's down?
i'm over the side of the app, no problem
what the gosh darn it
hey
i'm bad at it, i got real mad
It's fine, but you just can't let emotions like that get to you, bro.
It's...
Yo, can you fudging launch?
Yeah, why don't we launch it?
All right, let's go ahead and the uh, and, um, March 30th, 5pm, players are, are finding
login and conditioning issues, uh, PC Xbox.
Yeah.
The one time we were playing the absolute what the same timeframe and it goes down
next game rolling it she was you was you was you was you was you was
oh oh oh
so funny
uh well because now your friends is on here
It changes the beta.
Right?
Really?
Really?
I agree with you,
but since you brought that proposition up to me after the selected game,
I say we after this, the rule shall be changed.
Uh, sure.
Heard that.
Um...
uh... we need kids uh... mod
do a server for us
i need uh... physics to do so please is the online
immediately opens up cases
One of the people, apparently P2P, but P2P, what if somebody were to get in through some, through some, some, he knows Jesse is an as friller, like, I mean, I don't have anybody on my friends, so I would do that.
Jack, what should we do then?
I
Barely P2P is protected now this
I've never had we've never had to worry about that with Counter-Strike the worst they can do is like fuck up the game that we're in
Okay, let's do any red light
Sure, and then you got to do all like the commands I just don't know if man's
Is there a workshop map that has all the commands now?
These three says you somebody use this a barely
He's being a closed party.
Oh, physics is here.
Where?
In chat.
Physics can you just run it in the back of the screen?
On the left.
On the left?
Physics, physics got it.
shmeezy play on the left oh this open party yeah where this and I'm writing you
okay bye I am accepting and then but you have to like set up like a bunch of
commands it's not a lot of work yeah look up like a 1v let me look up cs2 1v1
commands chat come better okay just get away don't play aim map don't play aim
mapper really
but a map is that it's an esteemed guide for the lab you open them there's a lot
Wait, why is the aim red line bad?
Oh, this will have the guns on the floor.
Okay, red line is good.
Oh, in the description.
Oh, got it. Bang. Bang. I have all the commands. Bang.
Easy. Easy.
Do you have to do them one at a time?
Okay, let's do aim red line.
Let's do red line.
We could also do a wingman 1v1 with an actual map.
That's also a good point.
Dude, let's do this!
Alright, let's get it.
This is a real weapon run!
Yeah, yeah, 100% it is.
Okay, let me just slide this up.
Oh, wait!
See that oh
No, but
No, but we want to have the guns we want right like am I tripping you go custom and then
Wait man, what though stop trolling Jack, please
Know what they're saying is we do a private wingman and just do the default because it's just kind of set up for 1v1s
But this is better. This is a real good one
Yeah, I like this.
I hate stalling. Come on, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna kill the console.
Yeah, I think you have to do each command one at a time.
Move!
Console clear?
No, you don't. You do all of them at once. Holy.
Okay.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Oh, no, this is warm up.
Wait, let me turn off yours. I don't want to scream luck
I believe we need to do MPVs again now, but it's like it already I go
Good luck
What?
Mate. Yeah.
Gotta move shit off my desk. It's all good.
It's fine. Move. This moves. This moves. Move out.
Alright, GG's.
Yeah, exit. Recall headshot, Billy.
I hit you three times. You only hit me two times there. Let's maintain it. Recall headshot, Billy.
of
death
of
death
of
now there's something up with my aim I'll walk in I gotta think about what you're
on the line here. You gonna peek?
Surin.
Bang. What I do when I'm going to hit the head and I get a kill. Bang.
I don't give a fuck. It doesn't matter how far behind I am, I always come back.
Time to earn our stories
Did they turn the headshots off and my shit
No, I'm shooting you right in the head. Yeah, I mean you need to stop moving. This is not that element
Okay, thank you for the tip. Oh, I saw the command in the chat. We get who gave the auto headshot bullshit. We're gonna die
We are good to go
I knew it, I knew it, I saw the comment in the chat, you actually typed it in there.
Stop playing with me.
It would take forever. It wouldn't be one.
Really? Ask me questions? Alright.
Yikes. That's okay. You can have it.
Yikes.
Bro, I have to chase you down like a bitch-ass.
Like, bros is your- bros- bros hiding like a- like a fucking rascal if you want to.
So?
Grab your gear, let's go.
Like, what are you? Fucking Anakin Skywalker?
Why are you still going up there?
Yeah, shit.
Jesus Christ.
Alright, gentlemen, this is it.
I
Yikes, we go ahead shabbily
So where are you what I'm so sorry
Let's go let's go
Let's go let's go
Yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes
We are Oscar Mike
Nice shot
Let's go, let's go.
Wait, no, wait, wait, wait.
wait no wait wait wait to nine it's a best one right
okay that's crazy first and nine all right whatever all right you know I'll
I'm not gonna get into this.
The background from only noob celebrate bullshit fucking textbook wins where you win because nobody knows what the fucking top score is
What did I celebrate did I celebrate?
Let's fucking go now. I celebrated now I did
I
Mean you can edit it to me. It's a freebie
But by the way, wait
First of nine is the most egregious game out of all time. Actually, we're just fucking I thought it was gonna go to 13
I'll keep it a buck, but it's all good
Oh my god
Oh, wait, did you remove the game?
No.
That we changed the rules officially?
True, actually.
True, actually.
We made a rule change.
All right.
Alright. Are you good at this? Uh, no. Me neither. Let's get it. I looked up checkers
and I saw the restaurant and I'm like, hold on, I thought I saw that, that does it.
Thank you player. Sorry about that, for stopping the loud chat. Uh, I might grab a drink.
I do I invite him to this.
Just don't leak like Link, right?
Yeah.
This website doesn't do it.
Oh, on this one, we can do on this one.
Heard that.
We clear our chat, though.
Hold on, I'll do it.
Bang, did it.
Now you just pop up, pop up on the activity.
Oh, OK.
We can't leak the IRLs, like, come on.
This is loud as fuck, though.
How do you make it not as loud?
Did it. I did it.
How do you pop out?
Bang.
I need your table code still.
My work code?
Table code.
Oh, we're just going to see it, right?
Uh, your time limit.
It's just over like that. Uh, we put 10 it's over, right?
It's weird. I have to join a table code even though it's discord.
Like what?
Uh, you lock it.
Hmm.
Well, I don't understand.
Okay. Uh, it's open.
code is
code is
can i still need a code?
yeah it's this
it's this
it's this
i'll put it in here personally because i can't
hold on
it's this game, join that
go
um
okay one sec
well
oh yeah
yeah what?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Uh, double it even more?
Oh.
You said VO3, right?
Yeah, hold on.
The master's thinking.
Uh, I didn't think of anything yet.
This whole string.
That's what he's talking about.
Wow.
I didn't know they make turns that long.
Rookie mistake.
So which one are you going to give me that one or that one by the way?
Those two or those two?
Not it!
Yeah, that was really smart.
That's all I had.
I'm going to reset my pieces.
even if you change my formation is pretty decent
what's a king?
what's a king?
it's a certain type of movement
oh you should have read the chat
oh so you're just gonna hold shit?
so you're just gonna hold shit?
So you're just gonna read the channel?
No, cuz you night you turn a pawn into a queen. So I there's only one fucking assumption you have a why wouldn't you tell me?
So you're just gonna read the channel
Oh my god, GG. He's oh my god, it is so GG's, but it is
Okay
I got to think about this.
Mother, the problem is that you have a king cool and yet you're ahead of it, but you
haven't developed anything yet.
You haven't developed anything yet.
And to develop it, you're going to have to move around and reswatch your ship.
Thanks for the advice.
Oh my God!
You lose!
You lose!
Wait, I did.
You're reading chat then you're reading the chat you're reading you're reading chat
No
Okay, I
What do you mean generally the B03 but without the chat because this is all I'm not really I don't I swear to God on God
Everything I'm not reading chat
Just
So she doesn't know how to promote but he doesn't double
That something didn't seem right.
I literally guessed off of the chess logic.
Huh?
I guessed off of the chess logic, pawn to queen.
You said he's gonna king.
Yeah, but what about the double? You cannot do double on chess.
I know that in checkers at least, what the hell?
How am I that new? I just didn't remember this king thing.
You can't even end your turn after you like swap like I don't know you're talking about
I just go again Oh, it's my turn
Thank you chat for that answer
got it oh oh wait what is the king thing it figures it out one second later
I didn't cheat will you believe me that's the question
the game is over. Folding the game is much harder than playing the game.
can i get a welcome to the jungle for 37 months
yeah i know, i wish you wouldn't have saw that
fuck me
big L, big L, um
what if i just
Oh, I hear the moves, I just realized.
What if I just fucking leave and go get another king?
What are you gonna do about that?
I have no good moves.
I don't know what to do with this.
Yeah fuck it.
I remember when he used to be good at games a lot.
you
you
you
you
you
you
39 the mosquito song of the new year album is actually an absolute bang
I had to offer um or uh read you because this is in checkers we said we're going to play checkers
the repetition game would have automatically stalemated it was a repetition it's in the rule
of the checkers that repetition automatically should cause a stalemate let me ask you
He's like the rest asked me why didn't the guy that lost the game. He's right say that the entire game
Why did he wait until he was right? What I mean? I'm just saying I didn't know what they happened
um is
their
repetition
rule integers
The three-fold is it phone stickers
the game is going to draw if
exact the same abortion with
same players move three times.
It didn't work in this one
though. We're playing this one
now. He's right. He's right.
He's right.
I mean, again, you're getting some technicality wins.
You can have it if you want to,
but I went to the book that, as I swear to you.
I'm not celebrating or nothing yet.
Take your pity wins, all good.
Next game.
I'm gonna go get a beer.
I'm having a good time.
I'm having beer three, I'm having beer three.
I don't know what we're playing at fake checkers.
Ah, GG, GG, GG, you lost.
All right, what game did you get?
Fall Guys?
Fall Guys?
Oh.
Hold on.
Let's see.
We're playing random lobby.
Hmm.
Wait, it's the same lobby.
Whoever gets it further in.
It's the same lobby.
Whoever gets it further in.
Why didn't they get some rules?
They said it.
No, I'm not.
further in the same lobby. Whoever gets further. Why don't they get some rules?
They really said it. No, I'm done. I didn't make the rules.
It really says it on the Google. I really played to cause a petition.
And I agree. I'll even hand shake. No.
Really? That's true. True, right?
Well, how do you claim it there the game did the game offer me the
I mean not just 1v1 fall guys is that not a thing in the game
I guess we could but it would be something that we played before though
whatever's not lame and whatever's W I don't give a fuck
This is not a celebratory beer, this is just a regular beer.
Custom games.
Trust me.
I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing
it, I'm not doing it.
Uh, invite me again.
We'll play no more gaming.
Let's get it.
I'm just gonna play with case so you just want to just wrap all this up the what
I'm fucking with you all right let's hit it oh oh you you make your custom lobby
I heard that, heard that, let me see, how do I leave your lobby?
It's on the I see it. I see it leave party
Change game chat
Is the way you know these in good though? I think it'd be better to just get into it. It's just a random lobby
Like we're the same skin. We are not I mean people like people snipe. I mean it will both gonna be a better bet
Yeah.
I use the same scanner. I'll put up the scanner.
This is me. This is the code.
No, no, no, no. You run them. You run them. You run them.
There's a default scanner. You default scanner.
What?
Check if we're going to default?
Yeah, run default.
What I'm saying, are we doing a...
I hosted a lobby.
Am I inviting you or are we doing the other thing?
Ah, I don't even know.
Okay.
I have to do default skin?
Why is it where yours but they don't know who the target is?
Oh, people will see the names.
Stremoud?
It should be in here somewhere.
What is that?
It's not a real game
It's not a real game
Oh my fucking god
Alright run it
Did you turn off? Oh you're doing the host thank you
Yeah I'll do it
Alright
I'm buying you
You gotta give me a code
This is the code.
Bang.
There we go.
Damn.
Okay, now what do I do?
Games like that?
Chat.
What games?
I
Do I go on sure
Where's the old school?
You think two people I've ever shit talk to each other and like challenge each other to a 1v1 and do hexagon like actually being mad at each other
Yes
Shit like no, I'm fucking better than you at this game and then they end up 1v1ing. It's a real
Yeah, it's what we're doing now.
Final rounds, what do you got? Let me final rounds.
I actually got a final round.
Wait no, that was a clever.
Bro, bro, this will take like an hour, by the way.
It's about two and a half seconds per square.
And there's a hundred's.
Nope.
All right, good luck
You're doing what what do you think is good TV shows
You one
Oh
Ah
Oh
Now the big hours wait, I did I just did that are they really what I thought you said that what I said that we're like over and over again
And nobody listens
I
Not gonna let it's pretty late
Come on X-POP viewers, just you know this isn't real for guys, no public games, default
skins, whoever asks longest wins, best of three it's the only way type one in chat
if you agree.
to live that you get that you get that chance to say that you get this is it
i that's what i offered to do the whole time i offered that the entire time
and she was ready at me say custom okay
Check what I sent you on Instagram.
One.
One.
One.
One.
wait xqc stock do not go there wait left don't jump wait hold jump now go left
Right up down jump jump 3 blink 4
Yeah, new Shriver
Nice, I won.
Thank you.
Nice tie.
Did you win?
No, we both had winner because we tied.
Uh, alright. Alright. Well, I will say two things that are true, and you're gonna get mad.
It's all good.
Oh, for it.
One, I was way above, and two, you sniped.
It doesn't matter.
How did I snipe?
You were doing the run strat, then you were doing the jump strat. What made you
switch strats?
I swapped strats when I went to the bottom. I was clearing out all the mid layers
so when they ran out, but the thing is is I fucked up on one of the layers and
left like half of the layer. I was just planning to delete everything and then
you jump straight at the bottom. Go on. You didn't do that on the first layer? No.
I was trying to have you fall. Alright. Well, I'll let it slide for now, but now I know for a fact.
I love you. I love you, but I love you.
Too late. No one's ready. Yeah, that was kind of like that.
This is braindead.restart.publicgames. Default.skins.whoever lasts longest.bestof3.
I
Wonder who if there wasn't a timer I wonder who would have won
I mean I would want to say forget where you get up there. I had two more layers to go
Shit
I'm budget accepted
Oh, yeah, it's like default
Well, that's layers actually I am might not default hold up. Oh, I've gloves here you go
But yeah
Wait, you cover default I think I don't know
Yeah, I'll give it a like.
Nope.
How about first one to bust wins?
Cool.
All right, good luck.
Hold on.
What are you saying? Greek was right about what that will happen.
It's like a spam.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
I was like, oh, yeah, that's what we're finding out here, brother, brother, removing the
layers when I was clearly like four layers of his crazy, like, wait, you don't think
I have like a, you don't think I have a brain, but you were still removing the bottom layer
I'm just
You fall to relayers down without doing anything and you still remove it like then I went by the ball
Oh, I have I have 15 hours in this game on steam and then like a hundred on epic hours
You don't think I knew to do this. I was there when Tim the tap man finally won
I said that and this hot dog turned around immediately by the way hold up
and then we have a lot of you haven't you get help once I'm your little you're
loving your ashes loving I'll be fair with you if you are getting super
sniped we could dequeue this whole thing I'm like no troll like fuck that
Yeah, that's not fair.
Well, why would I remove a game that I'm clearly better at?
It's a free day for me.
Okay, that was nice.
It's a free day for me. I'm looking at lights.
Bro, the sky tried not qualifying me.
I was gonna do the hop but I wanted to hop on the last layer that was my strats.
Um, I mean that would be maybe one by the fault though.
No.
the bottom layer has less combined square than all the other ones combined with alpha so that's
interlubes. Then it was a bad strat but that's just what I went for. I thought it I thought it was
good and snakey. That was strat copying? Yeah, generally. Yeah, you are out of your mind.
the first time in my life I've overcome my
exactly some classic that you have saved 1.5k this month
this is exactly how you act the last time this is sick
you have less squares to be top three weeks
how could I have less squares than I'm above them
how is that even possible
how could I have less squares if I'm above them
that's so brain dead
hey, light falling off of the board for each of them
I
You can choose where you land the bottom you can literally choose where you like this get the walk in
How these are so many words I had it yo yo
I'm one of the first people on the entire servers to have by within a row like who's fucking talking to you
All right, but I get it. It was a zero percent. I think one of the first light in the world
I'm not getting
I can't believe I've been subbed for more than 5 years.
I'm just a hot juicy girl who you are waiting for GTA 6 for moral and comfort.
What's up?
You got it all?
I was doing this this one I'm competing yeah no no it's not
I had to play on the Louis Hard mode.
I'm on a hard mode.
Look at the map.
Oh shit.
Okay.
I got the worst.
I got the worst.
I got the worst.
I got the worst.
I got the worst.
I got the worst.
Okay
And not that much
Oh
I can't get some welcome to the channel.
Go in there.
No.
Okay.
They're trying so hard to help you right now, bro.
I
Really
I made it show me getting I lost I lost I do it again you do it over yeah
I just had a bunch of hot dog guys grabbing me the whole time.
Oh you did it!
Wait no I did.
I did.
That was hard.
Yo ex, you should check out to the top on Steam.
It's a really underrated game like Jump King.
you should play with jessie smile
this guy is so bad
I thought it was gong gong, he's still in front of the dining room.
Alright, good luck again.
Alright, good luck.
Alright, that lobby was stupid.
Yeah.
Chat, do the new paths spawn in?
Or?
No, I think it's one set because I went back and I think there's only one right answer.
We had it all the whole time but it's gonna get appeared at the end.
I don't have to replay this one though.
So come let's suck on that suck on that
I'm going to make it right behind you.
I'm going to try to stop here, classical.
I went for it first, that's how I died.
Getting there, done that.
GG.
GG.
should be game like yeah I lost I lost I lost I lost I lost well I think these
people left it so that there's an infinite numbers
yep i lost yep
jizzy wow what the fuck is he doing i don't know just call me a cheater one
Oh my god, oh my god, oh no that that is a qualified 21 22 out of 23
No, I just even make sense
No, I didn't even make sense. No, there was three go ahead of you. What?
There was no way no, I said 22 out of 23. There was yellow
There was yellow rise of camper and crocodile
Now your stream sniper fuck you okay game. Well, I pay these guys, okay?
Okay
All right, all good keeping it down around keeping it down. I'll take I will take it
I will take it to the chain next game. Let's go. Oh
All right, all right, I think we're going to remove all these gems.
W Vegas, W Vegas, he called you bitch, yes, walking.
Well, I mean, you were never going to win that.
I don't think you were never going to win any of these,
if I, if you were after walking.
I was way ahead of you.
I made one mistake, and then I packed.
GG's.
GG's.
We're playing all the games that they've been asking for for years.
WMD or WMD.
Yeah, reloading sucks.
Yeah, reloading sucks, boss.
I don't want you to reload.
We can do that.
I have Revolution reloaded or WMD.
WMD better.
Okay.
We can do that. I have revolution reloaded or WMD.
And WMD better.
Okay.
How many hours do you have? I'm at
9.2 hours.
I have 9 hours again.
Yes.
A little bit of an advantage.
Let's see if I work now or what?
Did they fix it?
Watch your ears, watch your ears, watch your ears.
Not be loud, not be loud.
Uh oh.
16 months, perhaps a jungle.
Oh, it actually was well there, 20%.
I said it would counter strike a case better.
game isn't working but i'm gonna do the classic dash windowed
eight percent is the person who doesn't work
eight percent still up on me
if that was 100 percent of the way everybody died already
where the game is an opening for me just goes play in an unplayed play in unplayed
try a window
full screen uh games not opening for me i'm going to re-verify
cash you have to give it to them already it's an old game so
no i just installed it oh uh yeah we'll see i'm verifying
I do quick game chat I do host um didn't work okay let me try running it as admin check
I
Didn't bring this line. I think it's a good map
Cannot because MS VCR 110 that DLL was not found that I just verified. Hey, it's not like a nice little component
Oh runtime, okay, we walk in here
What's Fort? What does Fort do?
Six.
Time.
What's Fort?
Oh, two sides and we'll hit each other. It's not like random.
I
Ford scheme of one hole a random map
Say the random
Game it working. All right, go next game in
Fuck I'll usually get half a point. I would have been out of a net
Maybe I can try to fix it that I just give me one sec. No, it's I was right. She brought
We'll keep it chambered.
Yeah, they really wanted it though.
Let me try to just see what I can do here.
Let me keep a six.
Wait, did he roll somebody as well?
No, we had to remove it because we had to remove the ream before, so I changed the odds.
is anyone like I try to click play it shows it's running and then it stops
anyone know I verified I verify yeah I don't bother just it's a run time error
probably it's just do wait wait remember alright FIFA into rainbow six
yeah remember we were we were maybe we were both okay sounds good loading up
right now
it's the Vimages
it loaded
also with Rambo 6 afterdue settings
just so you know, so you gotta give me like one second
because it's, you know, I recovered my old account
hmm
feel me on that
yeah
What is this game going to load in?
Is that normal?
This guy's saying it's closed, Steam32 and Task Manager.
Is that real?
Guys, we answered skip one.
Guys, remedying a problem always seem to be not loading is fucking insane.
Like, you might have to redound all Microsoft M++ redirected visuals.
Like, you need to redo your entire shit. It's fucking awful.
I heard that.
I'm ordering food. You want anything?
No.
Okay.
Uh-oh, okay, how do we do this?
We do chat.
We do.
I remember we did last time chat.
How do we do this?
friendly right
You know I'm liner yep one second here
No, we had it correct, I had it correct, yeah it's um...
Kick off?
No I have you, do I have you on the, yeah?
Uh, probably not because it's my steamy A. It's like new.
Uh, wait a minute, I'll have you.
you my name is Jesse asm if I have you they want me invite you
huh there you go and then isn't that like a weird button I click to accept
uh
Should be in the game f3 and g normally normally you get in the game. I didn't get it in the game
Then uh go to your invites
It's a hold on to hold on to you should open up your thing
Holding our two
Gotcha
See the music
Are you in oh, I see it
Yeah, I came up and what what what what what would you think?
Uh, whatever. I don't care. I'm down. I'm just gonna own you
Do we do the same club
Just do um, you go to spain and you do barker
go
I
Okay, no, oh, this is good sex
I at this point now you can do whatever you want. I think I want to run for the three loki. It's not classic
Fuck
The controls do you remember it's like why
I mean this is giving so many let's just go match go match ready. Yeah
Yeah.
Good luck.
You guys, if you play the game, you can see the buzz that you buzzed at.
It's good.
Oh, I just get that.
Wild.
Greetings from Barcelona, one of football's spiritual homes.
My name's Guy Mowbrain, alongside me is Sue Smith,
the commentary, and there can't be many better days
than the opening day after the new season.
It's Barcelona.
You've taken on Barcelona.
Well, I'm really looking forward to this one today.
It's been a tough time to team up.
Play on play.
But what an atmosphere we are.
It's awesome.
It's just a partway.
I think he's in my team.
That's my key to the game.
My ball, right?
What? Are you touching it?
Oh!
leading the line is Robert Lewandowski.
Salana climbing Spence on the flank.
He's feeling over now.
There it ends.
What's that going for me?
Hey, two doors, two doors what?
I got the ball. I'll fix the camera's hand hole in.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I literally don't give a fuck.
And we did that
I don't know how to jump oh my god just looked
That's the best
That's fast like that. That's how it's going to be in it.
Ooh.
Hey!
Work from Balsa to win back possession.
What the?
I don't know, I'm scared.
I'm in your mouth.
Ummm.
What's that?
How do I lob? How do I lob?
I'll swear.
Okay. God dang it.
You're allowed to run on here.
Angel Kevin Botsky.
Nope.
That's a little bit of a danger.
There it comes to an end.
You're allowed to beat the marker.
Deliver them to the box.
Not a little bit of pressure.
The stand is to put it wide.
Well, you just can't get away from this marker.
know what to do there bug and glitch
okay good defending thank you
That's that is insane game AI coded
That's it.
You will take it.
Oh.
What?
That's...
That's not what I needed at all.
Yeah, that game's giving me free balls.
Nope, nope, absolutely not that.
I mean, I thought the ball no.
You got it. You're going to go.
Yeah, I am.
That's 100% a foul.
What a low confidence play.
That's insane.
Look at the bar.
Let's check it out.
I'm stealing that shit.
I don't know what's that.
Well, that was, that was perfectly fine.
Nope.
Not long to the break now, advance and then I have to leave.
You know what I mean?
I'm punching it though.
Out on you.
It doesn't matter.
It actually does.
Fucks the chess.
the game's completely still in the balance. I'm looking forward to the second half.
This pass, you're running them out. But it's been given to us offside. It's time in Chester.
The home's just run well and I thought it was in. Nice and waited.
Oh, I did it. I did it. It's fucking Barker, so the reps are paid off. It makes sense.
I was gonna complain but it's comp it's absolutely in spirit of the gamer. I'm done. Sorry
That's
Really I mean I call the best and I call the police so
Nice try. Yo, you were right there and he was like, yo, hold on, he might actually get
it. And then like, yo, wait, that's pretty fucking dog shit.
OK, offside.
Again?
It's all mapped up.
It's mapped up.
It's mapped up.
It's mapped up.
It's mapped up.
Imagine that.
That's me on the right.
He certainly had a decent game so far,
or maybe better than that.
I think it's going to say he has.
Mazana.
Goal in F1.
I got this.
All in F1.
All rolling game with Barcelona holding the slender advantage.
But you got a penalty kick like, I think that'd be a deal.
Awwww!
Oh ho ho ho!
What?
Good pressure, can they make something of this?
Dude, you kicked my ankle.
Yeah, it's alright. I'll take the ball.
I'll take the ball.
I'll kill you.
No?
Okay.
Delivered into the middle.
Nope.
It's away, not far enough.
Nope
What
It was in the past what would he be outside it
Barcelona have possession again.
Look at the ball dog.
Vladimir Marr.
What is looking good, what next?
Alright.
this player is always outside why it's you no I'm not saying it's like a
Don't care. Wait, what, is that any yellow?
I did two the last 30 minutes there.
Okay, three.
Why would your AI get that ball there? What?
There's something on here, a chance for attack.
And that might have ended up being better than it has.
Dude.
This red is blinded.
Leon.
Oh, the beautiful game very much on this plane.
Yeah, it's had to be gifted, isn't it?
Yeah.
Look at crew.
You're defending, you're defending, you're defending.
I don't know how to fucking do anything in this game, man.
I'm just spamming planes. Shit!
I'm staying, actually.
What?!
I didn't think that I'd have to cut it out.
The fuck out of the wall.
How would it go?
Don't touch it, don't touch it!
Oh, because I'm doing finesse, that's why I'm doing finesse shot, that's why I'm holding L1.
You that shit motherfucker? I don't give a shit.
Neither side is doing a good job of holding onto the ball.
Dad, it's all a bit sloppy, isn't it?
Dude! Bang! Fuck you out of my ball!
You're hurting me!
Nicely set it up.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh, she can kill three of my guys! She can kill three of my guys!
Nice.
That rock, buddy.
Give him the brick.
There's a brick, right?
Up on that.
Oh, good strike!
Attack that's come to nothing.
I don't know if they've been looking for the cam for a sec.
No, I don't know anything here. Sorry.
Nope. Nope.
Dude!
The ref raked out my ass!
Come on! Come on!
Bang! That's his man!
Bunk it! Bunk it! Bunk it!
MAAAAAAA
Too f**king easy, bitch.
To 1-2-0.
It's fun, baby.
MAAAAAA
I think we got a 2-0 this year now.
I think we got a 2-0 this year now.
That's a little too nasty one.
Now it's a card.
Now it's a card.
What's going on with the game?
Boom.
Boom.
I ran up.
He's going to hit big wheel.
and
wow
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
That set up the chance.
Oh, real opportunity!
Nope!
Terrible shot.
Here's my design.
That's not bad.
Ooh!
Wait!
Look at me!
Put his hands up!
Wait.
I don't make sense of you.
The sky of control is wearing jeans, bro.
What the fuck am I supposed to win this?
KIT THE BALL! KIT! KIT! KIT THE SPACE!
I DON'T WANT THIS TO KIT THE BALL!
What are you talking about?
Hello?
Two minutes, OT?
It's not OT.
I felt like extra time.
Whatever, Jesus.
I do.
That was a long game.
BO3 on EFC?
No, no, no, no.
That's the big dash.
We'd have to do a two-parter, 1v1s, and that's hell.
All right.
What did we roll last?
I called BF3, but you didn't say anything.
Oh, well, I was trying to read the chat, but honestly, it wasn't like a one-sided thing.
Oh, Rainbow Six was rolling. Remember?
Yeah, let me go find my account really fast.
Do you have the game up there? Didn't you?
Yeah, I should. It's in, what is it called? Ubisoft Connect? Yeah.
Shall I say the old account to set it up? It'll take a little bit of time.
Yeah, this is not my game.
If one is cooked, we already rolled one, he could open the game.
Yeah, it didn't work for me.
I'm installing the game. I don't know. I'm updating it.
Back opening it.
Let me start the 1v1 though. Let me fix my settings and all that.
Because I will be complaining about that if you don't want me.
Can you invite the bug guy?
Wait, where?
How?
Where's the bug once?
Who's bug guy?
I hope this isn't a crap mic by computer.
This might effort.
There's like a if you f it no you're not if you f it that means I win it because
that means my computer can handle it and yours can't and that's just I mean
sure wait then that worm never mind well for worms you have to delete all the
all the requirements I mean even at the very piece I don't even know what you
would do for worms Chai is there a fix it's possible for worms Chai it's like
Windows vision and shit, right?
If you want to
Go here and run both exes
Okay, let me check
It's loading, but I mean
Dude, what is that?
Well, the dog is out
The dog is old, the dog is very sick and we make a choice for it.
He was suffering a lot and then we saved him.
All right, well, I was under the allergy, so.
Close system 32.
Yeah, I'm gonna try that as well, but we're doing rainbow six first, right?
Yeah, I'm on line.
You're on line?
It's loading.
It's doing the first time load thing.
Optimizing shaders.
Why would you clone a dog, it's a fucking done fucks.
Oh, he has to go to play?
Redacted.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What is he doing?
It's a game mode!
So what do you even do here then?
You would have to do maybe at the top.
Press C.
OK.
I'm going to go into the training mode right quick.
Where's Kristen?
I don't see it.
I was on it.
All right.
uh...
uh... custom game
creates
online
uh... easy win
java do
how do you do it you just did
learning to go into the practice
there's a one one percent where
Oh bottom left that menu. Oh
Oh, one day one six pounds bang
Matt Oregon why are we Oregon? Oh
I see why why why would we do 14 as in that's insane
It doesn't take an hour.
Don't play ours.
again bum
Cribs
Customings no
And I just the character I played I just don't remember Chinese is all things. No
This is just not fake, brother. I bought the shit in London before it was even out.
Come on, bro. Stop it, let me. You got drip.
Damn, they were good.
I'm in the training range right now. I'm setting this shit up. For real.
I know one plane.
Oh my god, thank god I didn't start the game like this.
The round number is best of 14 and you have best of 14 brother
With the fucking with with the with the RC car the beginning and then going in it
We're talking about
Guys they'll be in an hour
It's happening
Let's join him.
How?
When I hold right click, my character starts walking.
I reset it to default.
Maybe you're gonna play your visual?
Oh, maybe?
No.
Oh fuck.
Because it's snake, but it's snake apparently.
Are we playing snake?
No, it's Ratcher.
It's a shirt?
Yeah.
Uh...
Jow, is he bugged?
Or what in the hell?
If you're pros, barely do no prep rounder.
So how do you do that?
So how do you even do that?
Hey, that's cap.
In the one-to-one settings, then?
Oh yeah, I didn't get any more,
because that's actually a preset.
I think we're set up in a way that would automatically level it up, if that makes sense.
Yeah.
All right.
And how do I invite him?
Right
Okay, there should be and then where are you? I'm so sorry. I have no friends as
Yeah, I'm on another account here. I have the idea as a friend came
What's your name? Oh
Exclusive cow
Give me your Steam code.
Invite me on UB Play.
UB Play, okay.
Sure, let me lock in.
UB Connect.
XQC Cal.
Added.
Okay.
Then I go to my request.
And your name is?
The Jebus.
Okay.
And then I invite you to play both that is that
Add drone stage bad for gives me a ring but
No, we need the drums we need the drums you play
Yeah.
Playing chess, playing chess is fine, chess is fine.
What are you doing with shuffle?
Shall we begin now?
73, 73, 73, 73, 73.
I'm pretty sure you're beating me in this, so.
Well, I mean, yeah.
I have a few arms on this game.
Oh, my aim's better.
Yeah, this game has zero aimer. Control players don't play this game, there's still so much low aimer there is.
I want to play...
Oh cool, I have default guns on everything.
Okay.
With this.
Oh, I just picked a shotgun!
Oh, that is fun!
You can still change it.
uh when i get in front of you there's like seven or something
oh you can't under then site
so all night long is very very low
you must locate and defuse the bomb
How do I ping you? If I see you.
Ah, Z. Thank you.
Oh, I see that drone!
Alright, well, now you've found me where the camera's at.
Isn't it default?
Well, I know where you're at.
I see you.
You just can't stand there.
Oh, where you going?
Hold on.
I have the all.
I see your monitor.
I see your screen.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
What's that?
It's a recorder.
screen. Alright here we go. What the hell is that? Huh? Main? It's the way you're that
I'm dumb, right?
Chase, you would not have done that.
Bomb has been located.
Wait, what?
I have two bombs?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, there's two bombs!
Let me go to the right and then go to the correct bomb!
Fuck you!
I saw where your drone was.
I went to wet, your drone was on the bomb!
I see how it is.
I'll act accordingly.
I'll act accordingly.
I'll play, I'll play properly now.
I get it.
I'll pick.
Where's my boy?
And GG!
And GG!
I have five characters on lockers of bomb.
I'm getting no info here, I'm in 5-7 here.
Oh, now I'm just lost.
That was me last one.
Hold up.
I'm just going to have to run in there and find you.
What do you see right actually?
I don't see it.
It's bugging.
I don't see it.
Okay, I think I should wait.
No.
Wait, if you actually wait,
I'll push you a little bit.
I think I should push you a little bit.
Come on.
I need to listen.
Listen.
Yeah, I heard this hotel, right, and I had this security camera system, and we can't
find anybody.
I don't know where the fuck you are.
Are you on the right map?
I hope so.
Why hello there?
What the f-
Did you get a secret part of this map?
Is that not the right game?
Yes, man.
I think.
oh maybe up here down to 15 seconds are you are you serious really really
Jesus the character where if I walk through a door I die well I mean you
okay stop walking in the wire and you can win that yo just the episode
I'm supporting Rainbow Six community!
Now watch this!
Oh yeah, right now he's the Raiders!
I'm trying something very very interesting.
bomb.
Last time this happened Jesse bit you seven to one in eight different games started claiming
stream sniping and giving yourself wings. You're on forward watch big bro. Big J and
C plus one.
Rubber gender, Rubber gender, Rubber gender.
I want to play lying with the skin.
What the fuck is a jackal? Oh my god, bro. I did it
What the fuck is a jackal man
Yeah, I mean I see the first steps. Yeah, I know the character now. I mean I know what it is, but I don't know
They put that on defense
Well where are you bro? Oh my god bruh, but this game is-
Alright. You ain't winning this one.
Uh oh.
Robin is out here moving like great guys, dented ass in the tournament. Where is he going
chat?
How'd you find that?
I mean, I had to wire the driver on, I don't know the whole man.
the
their own
activated
which one did you find
which ones
I'm lost.
What the fuck was that?
Brother, you are planked like a...
Oh, you have wallhacks. Oh, you have wallhacks now, really.
Brother, you're sun tanning in the basement. Explain why.
No, so you just have cheat codes. Cool. Do what you gotta do.
Bow, just give me. You are done.
I make sure you don't walk.
You said you wanted to play Lion, by the way. Thanks for the advice.
Oh, no the line's cancelled on it I
Have a surprise for you bitches
Oh no
Keep an eye out for attempting to defuse your bombs.
Holy shi- I'm smart. It's over.
No bro, it's over. Just- just hang in there.
I hear you.
I hear you.
I'm lost.
Just follow whatever you're hearing, man, and just run and stop the game.
Oh, so I don't have any more.
Well, I mean, you spent, you spent it.
So, nice outfit.
Thanks.
Nice nose.
I
How many kids we got
Hey, buddy, okay, Jamie. I think you get the wrong game. I can not I don't know
He's playing a completely different game my spring clickers likes this
Where the fuck am I?
He comes back like TTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Now losing the time is just cringe.
What I mean?
Shoot one bullet?
No!
Okay, I'll show you the blood.
Circle number three.
I just, I cannot. I'm pretty sure I cannot.
What, I mean, did you look at all the floors?
Yeah?
You're at fucking 15 seconds.
Dude, there's no way.
Dude, I'm losing to a fucking clock?
Oh my god!
Are you- I just did another circle!
Brother, you're in the wrong map!
Where the hell is this?
Oh my god, it's not as like two like zones right as they feel like sector, bro. You're in the wrong map
I win this if I win this round it helps me a lot
Okay, now watch this I
Want to play with
You picked your best map. No, where every fucking location is
I forgot what that is. It didn't even.
We need to locate a bomb.
I can change.
I want to play.
Oh my god. I...
I hate this gun. This gun has gone off with what it is. Why is my drone in nowhere? Oh
because I didn't drive it because of this menu. Did you hide your bombs at least? Yes. How
How many bombs do you got?
One.
I'll take your line.
I was in the wrong map again.
I was in the wrong map.
I'm on the correct map.
You are fucking screwed.
All right.
I haven't found you yet, but...
I'm looking for you.
Aha!
So, buddy?
So
Wait, I'm on the wrong map again. I did the same thing you did
Where are you going with that dude, that's funny it says you
I'm in the wrong map.
How do I go back out there?
How do I go back out there?
of
you're not even on any of the case you're actually in the wrong man
oh my god, oh my god, um...
well...
I thought I hand-drilled all those trees.
Oh, I saw you going down something.
I don't think that'll help.
Dude.
I thought we were eliminated all friendly.
One HP.
Literally one HP.
Good rain good rain. Yes, sir, buddy. You missed everything
Well, you missed everything who is it I do except except for the shots that counted on your head, buddy
I hear fired a fucking machine tank
Yeah
And I shot you right in the forehead, bro
Well, again, Defender's Advantage.
You're not in here
What's fun at John John
I don't need
What's your Molly hit
Enjoy it
The advice, op4 has located a bomb.
Uh oh.
Oh
BANG!
Jesus Christ now.
Nah, you're a pussy.
Nah, you literally just sit in the corner of the entire game.
Says you!
You were just hoping to die and I never even found the bombs, bro.
You were just hoping I didn't even find the bombs.
True, okay, I actually threw that spot at the game, find the mumps.
Also, this game is shit.
Best three.
Right up your pole.
New rules just kicked in by the referee.
If BL3 needed to call ahead of time.
Heard that.
Okay, I'll stop for him.
Alright.
Oh, Ref also just told me.
You're scared.
Oh, Ref also just told me.
You, your gaming skills have degraded significantly.
Well, the ref just told me.
that you're a pussy and you sit in corners the whole time and that's why you
won okay enough there I've just told me that I won so doesn't matter rolling the
next game that one gonna win the ref just told me he couldn't understand what
you said I'm rolling the next game okay oh um yeah I'm down it's a big
dollar why do we even put it on there bro no I mean I don't know how big
of a download is it?
Oh, we download the master collection and then get into the game and then download the game
from the client, which it's a little bit.
How long is that?
200 gigabytes.
No, but that's a collection, though.
Once you get in, you choose the game you want to play and then you download the
game in the game.
Yeah, if it's 200 gigs, no.
No, it's like 100 something.
I'll leave it to the ref. He said skip it.
Alright. Alright. The ref says skip. Alright.
Uh, send it.
Really?
Is this Epic Games?
Oh god, it's uh, Ubi.
Ubi.
Well, what you were busy this game excellent. Why I'm actually good this game like
I was watching you play this you were yeah, and like I used to play like the fall guys version of it
But when I used to play with you you were like shit, but I was doing greens like I do greens
Now
Now you're you were bad. Yeah. I would do greens, right?
it's just regular track mania right free to play. Yes. Yes.
Okay so this is now right. So did it not doggone me in this game he barely won for sure like
it was so close. So it's now it's gonna take like three minutes. Why put it like me here?
Because I thought my computer would be okay, but yeah I was great at that at Trackmania.
That would be BL3 only, yeah BL3 races. Yeah BL3.
I'm already a 50% I will increase now that
That was me. I'm going 80 megabytes a second to do 80k
I did 350,000
Uh-oh.
Shall we lag it?
No, I can't stream, we're good.
I can only lag.
No, I'm not streaming.
It's like, they're beginning to increase.
Is that your lag?
Is that your lag?
No.
Alright, my game's installed.
Let me check what's going on with this.
Why does the internet survive in America?
What's up with America?
America number one.
Halo 3 multiplayer is 7 gigabytes, but he's not letting that.
We should play a more modern game.
Like Halo 4.
Say that again?
I would play Halo that we don't have a lot of.
I was diamond in that game, too.
And then you went away.
You know what we should say?
We should save Halo for when we IRL
and when we do the Guitar Hero Day.
Oh, Guitar Hero.
All the classic split screens.
We have to play split screen with a cardboard box.
OK.
No, we do.
Because you're just going to blame me every fucking
two seconds if we don't have a cardboard box.
Then we need to get an old Xbox with the actual CDs.
And we played all the classics
B.O.F.I.E. classic Halo...
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, and a guitar hero.
And then we'll also have a Wii for Wii Sports, like the classic one.
Fuck.
Well, again, well, again, it's no.
Guitar hero.
Halo 3.
Yeah.
Mud warfare.
Collegeity Black Ops Zombies.
Split screen would go kind of hard, just as like maybe after.
Super Smash Brothers.
I think so long for Smash Bros.
Oh, oh, there it comes.
Which content do I pick?
Africa, Asia, Europe, Middle East, North America, Oceanic, or South America?
Pick one.
I don't give a shit.
I'm going with Lebanon, okay live I'm gonna do chat what should we do for one
I'm not half Lebanese I'm like five percent maybe.
Okay, track of the day, best time wins in 10 minutes.
Whatever makes sense if chat says yes.
Okay.
They're saying no.
Okay.
So then you create.
guys how do we do a one-to-one create and we do the what no play wait let me just go
I don't know how to do it.
Online rooms.
OK.
I just spilled a drink all over my floor.
You got to get a drink.
Why a bit of club room tea?
What?
Oh my god, I have all greens
Well, just pick a map and you're playing for more than right
There's that's an old campaign use a new campaign which one okay, how do you go there?
Campaign add tracks
official
chat royal
they dropped my foot off at the wrong house and I grabbed it
apparently you arcade local did you have all that
oh summer 2026
winter, now it's your summer
let's do summer 2025
have to buy this shit?
Local...
Local...
Arcade Local.
You can't!
You can't!
Guys just fucking tell me how to do it.
Any furry baddies of TFF trying to get cracked tonight?
You guys, do track of the day.
You need club access.
I did it with soda last time.
Okay, I'll do track of the day.
I need to buy it.
Alright.
Uh, I guess I'll get to buy it.
You see, you gotta buy this shit.
20 bucks.
Ever has a cure.
Like.
You see, it's all night.
I'm back they freaking left me with friends there all my fucking God I thought I did
I need to respect my friends, is it?
All right.
Move.
Play.
We have to local.
You're still figuring this shit out?
Shop
How do I even leave
I don't have a leave I don't have a lever four years away, can I get a welcome to the gun? Oh my god, I see now
Oh
Exit, okay, apparently this is um, oh
No, I put on the same controller. That's for local play
Okay, okay, how about that?
I did it with I did it so the last time
bitch-ass, okay
um
Brother is the first person in human history to one be live mania and expectors to know like just join me
We'll join our somebody's game
Join room
Now how do you join me check?
Yeah, join us
Does he join you?
Um...
I'm trying to figure it out.
Nah, he can't join you.
What up?
Paige won't let me.
Invite friends then.
Matt, invite you. Too easy.
No.
Yes.
Brother, I did...
It's so easy, I invited you.
I'm gonna use your multiplayer mode to accept. Hold on.
This is after going to multiplayer mode fuck does that mean?
Wait what?
How do I do this? I don't get that at all. Well, they're invite friends. You do not have you be something extra?
No, no, I the thing came up, but it said that I had to go to multiplayer mode
I don't know what that really means because I'm in multiplayer.
Okay, go to, okay, ready, go to, okay, yeah, yeah, look at my screen, look at my screen.
Ready for this?
Looking.
Okay, you're gonna live?
You see this live?
Yep.
Arcade.
Yep.
Arcade.
Then click on the week 60 at the top.
No, no, no, no.
Click on one, just one, just one six.
Okay. Click on seven. Seven. Or eight. Come on eight. And then just join room. Eight. Join
room. Bang. Yeah, I'm in one right now. Say it. You need to run my note? Yeah, I'm racing.
I see you
Okay
Chat
I think this map we do
We just play it out and the next map is the one where you actually race in it
Because there's only five minutes left then
I see it
Okay, I mean, what was I saying?
Okay, fine.
Change cameras, you see what I'm about to?
budget! I'm so slow!
fun what have you got 35 what yeah
And I got 31
And beat in it one time
How do you reset how do you reset strangle triangle?
I'm using keyboard
hey how do you look forward to the job before he's at it channel one how do you
come on it
art doesn't work delete delete work this is just practice though right yeah it's
by this and then we're playing this map next time we're gonna go ahead out
I'll just have a door. Two minutes.
Top players use a mustn't keyboard because it's not about racing. It's not about driving. It's just, you know what I mean?
Well, I got 29.
I ought to beat that.
How do you focus at that?
Delete button on your keyboard.
No, focus at it.
Oh, it's circle, circle, circle.
In two minutes we're going to get a different map and then everyone has to play it out.
Yeah, I don't like maps that have dirt.
Yeah, there's no dirt in this, I don't think.
This is all this is all this is all this is all this
Okay, I think we better okay one one minute and then we're gonna do that
budget
I don't see I don't see you on the other part of the way.
Just finally beat my time.
That's not true.
I waited a better 29 than you.
How?
No, no, no.
I just did it again.
I had a 29-1 yet, a 29-9.
Oh, that was a 28.
Yeah, but I'm beating that in like two seconds.
You can't.
That was both times.
Oh, that's 28. Yeah, but I'm beating that in like two seconds. You can't. That was
full time. Is he trolling? Buddy, buddy, buddy, I'm going to swing it. And over. Oh, what
does it matter? Because that was practice. All right, lock in.
I'm just gonna go to the middle of the board real quick, just to find it.
Well I didn't think it would scroll down though.
Here it comes.
Is that loot, do you loot? Yeah. Uh oh.
I'm running my shoes there's internet data. Wait, are you in the game?
Uh, it says internet data is a whopper to slot. I'm in.
That's a three or no.
Yeah, I choose it.
Pepega clap world record. Pepega clap world record.
I'm used to this shit.
It's not funny, it's not funny, it's for the racer.
It's not funny, it's for the racer, it's funny.
Alright, I trolled him.
I'm gonna cook though!
I have gold on my first try!
Me too. 36.
Yeah.
No!
Nice last speed. W speed though.
It's over. You never mean this. You are...
author I go on sir I fucking author did it fuck you
respect to the guy who tried to beat the pepe get plant world record very
inspiring smile gotta learn it's never say never burn
How does he- how does he keep speeding?
Oh my god.
Fudge man!
He hit the bridge on the dress wire.
Author 33.5 mom that's not out there is not a means
Oh my god!
I'll have a gun.
Oh
I'll tell you again
I'll start again.
So faster than I had lost a lot of speed on a second second sector.
Holy shit, that was so close.
Where are you at?
What's your time?
What's wrong here?
It wasn't good, it wasn't good, I had to go wider.
Not bad, 31-4's not bad.
Not bad, 31-4's not bad!
I can do better!
You're not being this, you're not being that.
No!
Oh, it's- No!
No, you're not gonna do shit.
No, I was literally like 5 feet from the finish line and I was gonna-
I think I at least get like a 31-5.
Where are you? I was gonna go to the border.
I was gonna get a 31-5, what did you get?
I
Mean you're way down there like I can't even see it was terrible
That's the three so I don't give a shit. I just learned this whole ass game brother brother. Were you brought your toast you are toast
That was author
All right, Billy
What you authored I did yeah
Come on!
and
it's a race. It's a one. Nope. Nope. Nope. We can keep going. Nope. It's over for me.
Why do I mean we already know this but. What? I had best 50 seconds. What'd you get?
Yeah
I need to learn that turn it's a hard turn
What is so hard?
Oh 48, 48.1.
It's terrible.
I don't know how to do this turn!
I-I get back inside, I get back inside.
It's fine, it's fine, I'll recover.
47.7.
It's so beautiful though what?
Get it better
Author
Fucking through 45.8 author mom
I just printed screen, I just printed screen
What, it's not moving out
Oh my god
Okay, I have one more real chance now
It sure is coming down to the wirenet00
I
Soul so hard
42 1 what no kidding you beat you beat me
You beat but but I did the exact shit now
Yeah, I kind of just want to keep playing this for the next six hours. Yeah, I'm gonna play it all night, Lucky.
Fuck.
Um...
Oh, wow. Wait, wait, that was close.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, you won but can we play one more? Are you left?
I love to yeah, I love this I can't believe we haven't been playing this how are we doing come in the day though every day
What of the day come up today? Oh hell yeah
Come with a week
Mm-hmm
Jack, is it coming up at the end of the week?
Jack!
Yeah, am I getting rolled?
Just be honest with me.
We need to wake up earlier and do this earlier next time.
Ma'am.
I'll roll it, I guess.
I still have a chance to come back.
No!
Yeah, you don't.
I'm pretty sure I won the last tricky towers.
Yeah, you did it.
Bro just got a license and thinks he can drive.
Omegle.
Jack forgot.
Do I control it or not?
I forgot, do I control this or not?
I don't think we control this.
We don't really play with wikibot and moz.
We do like J, J and K, remember?
Oh yeah, you bugged it. You bugged it.
Ah, my ears are out.
Online battle.
Alright, who do you want to pick for magician?
Um, and buy me so I can remember.
How do you play random?
Okay.
Single match? No. We do, um, chat.
When we play with a group, we usually play big cup, right? Big cup?
You pick up best of one oh
Then super coming
Is it mm-hmm super cup
Yep
Normal yep, I'm glad you got my straw
Yeah, I'm picking up colors, but I guess I've screamed this game let you say for three
hours.
Come on.
Whoa, there's no but your blocks. Wait, you can choose your fucking guy?
Let's just say I spent a little money
Fuck it, I don't I don't I don't need nothing
Wait, what's game out there?
I
Play the keys don't let the keys don't shame I'm running a second
I forgot the keys
So what are the keys it does limit testing that you can't do that
and limit test this no I lost
How do you use ability?
How do you use ability?
I don't know how to use ability!
How do you use ability?
Got it.
Shane.
Thank you.
I have to be very charitable of you.
Thank you.
I just get ability though when I get you two of them.
1
arm
no no no no no no no no no no no
No, no, no, no, no, please, I mean, please, I mean, stop it.
Yes.
Stop.
Oh
Okay, I puzzle okay, this one is exciting
GG's
Fixed it
Yeah, I might actually have a fucking melted brain bro
Like my brain actually might be smelted out like real bad. Really? Is that not it? Yeah
I was gonna build a contraption where it snaps in the middle and it goes down to the left like
an arm, like an arm, and it holds the blocks down with the vine.
Cheddar's a no-ball. He is a no-ball.
I tried doing the moon-train, like as if it was wind and trolled.
Oh, yeah, I see what you mean.
Dude, I am cooking heavy.
Ah, yeah, this is over.
Wait, I thought that game was gonna be over.
What was that was a bargain?
What does break do on the right shoulder I had break and I forgot to use it.
No, please I beg don't do that please I beg no I fucking suck man
Wait, that really helped me though, what?
are good the game stuff because I won
already I know why you're still playing
the game I literally don't give a shit
my brain wasn't prepared
so I live away I live up that kind of
a bit oh wait where you live that
well what were you building your one
ahead of me doesn't matter I'm walking
Fuck in
I'm gonna give you this.
No.
No!
No!
That way, I actually don't even make sense.
Alright.
It's okay.
I mean, the game's gonna give you the winner, but the reality is that I should have had
that winner.
We all agree with this.
Everybody agrees.
I should have had that winner 100%.
I'm bullshit man at the end of this I'm bullshit!
Remember here, the trick is not to be fucking dog shit the game, and you'll be fine.
Well you have to remember that. I'm good on that.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
Alright.
I forgot to do the thing where you-
Oh, no.
I
Know it's fine though
I outclass the fuck out of you and the game just sold me like I I was building a fucking
Masterpiece my tower was like perfect. Okay. Let's go. All right. All right. We're just having I guess it's fun
That is not how I thought that would work, oh I did it again, that's fine.
Nooooo!
can you not use the pieces to save the pieces like why do they have it fall I
just don't get it I literally just don't get it no what I can see the
Barber lamb but I'm not getting I was gonna do like a 25 there I was looking
about it be able to fucking just touch the fucking hole like I've got a race car
bed hit me in when I was a baby yeah you're actually lucky
I'm not getting bugs or did it yet.
Wubbin' your shit!
Nothing, I'm just a little frozen.
Taking the reward from that.
Doing one of these.
Doing one of those.
Doing one of these.
Thank you.
AXE gun to your head.
Name five games that you are good at.
Wait, what happened to your stuff? I got exactly what I wanted to be
No, please I beg you
oh my god brother nah dude my shit is fucking cooked
my shit is so good yeah I mean like this
I
Who ya what
You're dead
That's
All right, you're free
There was a bit of three
But you should have really short now what?
No, we said be a one and I said be a one and they said, okay, we never said that we said be a one
I said, okay fine them would do it because we thought it was a bigger cup though. I
Remember it specifically I said be a one or be a three. I was like, oh they're saying be a way. You're like, okay
Then we're gonna do it. I guess you can have it Jesus Christ. She is right. Whoa. Whoa. I
Don't know you need that one that bad contents has been peaked on the body much love ex QC
All right, you can have it.
All right.
I'm rolling it.
Good luck.
All right.
I forgot we put this in here.
I'm not going to lie.
I can also press over.
I think it's the name.
It's called Spell Bomb or something.
Spell Spelling Race or?
Chad, what does it call?
Are we talking about the bomb game?
Isn't that a browser game?
Apparently there was another one.
That was better.
Apparently this one kind of sucks.
Word Bomb.
I would do wordbomb then.
No, wordbomb I think is-
It sucks. It's the one that I-
Yeah, I get it.
No, but I think there's a browser in like,
whatever.
Okay. So what you do here is you go to play,
you go to servers,
and you make your own server.
Then I invite you.
Yeah.
Yeah, what am I so right
You refresh
No, but I made one though, okay, so
So, here's the config rates.
So remember, it's, uh, aggregate.
Well, what's your, what, what's your, what's your one thing?
One v one would go hard.
200.
You're not eligible to be added to perimeter.
Shove my fender in.
Yeah.
Um, oh, here's, here's, here's, here's, here's, here's, here's, here's, here's,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're late.
Okay.
Uh, bang, join this, don't show the screen.
I'm not streaming.
I'm not streaming.
There we go.
Oh, I got the information's good, it should work.
Yep, I'm loading in.
No cheating.
How do I not cheat?
Do I turn off your chat or what?
Yeah, yeah, I'll go on then.
Okay, turning off chat, but yeah.
Are you the cat?
Please spell best.
Loud.
Your word is cry.
Yeah, all right, here's a check.
All right, can you spell kiss?
I have the proof that my ship's nice.
Look, my chance?
Your next word is car.
Car.
Spell bug.
Your word is bag.
Spell cup.
It's a lot now.
Your word is soda.
The next word is size.
Next up, bus.
Bro, what are we in Canada?
Shut up!
The next word is bat.
Your next word is tree.
Dude, is it not gonna...
Spell dad.
Spell word
The next word is tap
Your word is bar
Do it what your word is mug
Next up pie
All right, can you spell wind
What's the next word is end?
Your word is water?
Why am I getting hard ones?
Please spell dog.
The next word is gold.
Mines are getting harder and yours not.
Your word is face.
All right, can you spell ball?
Can you spell ruby?
All right, can you spell big?
What?
All right, spell bird.
Chat, it's a timer.
The timer's going down.
The timer's going down.
Stumble.
I went to go to the chat and asked if we could fix this and then I type it and then I type
it in the game.
I believe you.
No, I don't.
I don't.
I don't believe you.
That's fine.
That shit was asked.
Can we play like a real spelling bee or something?
No, no, no.
This is it though.
It's just bad.
It's doing bad.
Can you spell ink?
But how do you change things though?
Your next word is B.
Oh.
What am I doing this?
Oh, you go to random. Oh.
Is it going to work?
Your next word is Plasmodium falciparum.
Plasmodium falciparum.
Does it count? This is stupid.
Like what the fuck did you just tell me to make? Like huh?
Let's go Jesse.
Let's go Jesse.
Okay, let's have a game.
If it's going to be like that.
Your word is adversity.
Alright, go.
We're real game.
Be a beauty.
Alright, can you spell obituary?
Your word is snowflake.
Your word is gastronomic.
Alright, try spelling recession.
Cat's cap, nobody did that about it.
Okay, it was one time.
Okay, do you want to be a fighter?
I think we should be a fighter.
Yeah, yeah, be a fighter.
It's cheap quake, let's go.
Yeah, that sounds good.
Year one
Next up multiplication
All right, the next word is our glass
The next word is intermediate
Spell Assumption.
Can you spell Idiom?
It's all at the end.
Okay. Alright.
So 2-0.
Alright.
It's given me the fucking hard ones.
L-O-L.
Dude.
I miss when it asked me to spell Dog.
True, actually.
All right, can you spell my off it?
Come on man, who let the fuck are these words?
Did you win overall or you get one one more right?
All right, let's let's let's reset this. I didn't look at me because that's just abysmal. That's a that's a terrible game
Well, I think it's bad because I'm gonna do if you start you're cropped. It doesn't make sense
Your word is Palatine
Can't do moderate okay moderate moderate B. Oh, seven. I don't fucking know how to spell anything man
I've never even heard these words before
moderate
Hey moderate moderate bill file. I'm gonna be a father cuz it should be easy
Your next word is liable
next up Walnut
your next word is fire fighter
your next word is in act
a secure way
uh-huh may I-I-I-I.
I-I-I-I tight what what what on
All right, all right.
So one one or what?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, did you lose one?
Oh, you lost an idiot.
All right.
Try spelling present.
Your word is betray.
Can you spell zombie?
Hell yeah, I can.
Wicked.
Next up, Lightning.
Next up, Appetite.
Your next word is Overdue.
Next up, Pigeon.
Uh, how do you know to put the L in there?
All right, spell anatomical.
Yeah, sounds as good as...
All right, spell flavor.
Can you spell integrity?
She's...
Your next word is paradox.
The next word is immobilize.
One one officially one one
The one out alright
Okay, okay
Gives me another food word I'm gonna be fricking fish
Please spell powder
Powder from our team
your word is sigma
alright spell scrutiny
never spot that shit in my life
xqcl
alright
Okay, so good.
Bang. Here you go.
Please spell telepathy.
Easy.
Lucky, actually.
All right. Try spelling probably.
Probably.
All right. Can you spell gradual?
Good job.
Can you spell biography?
Easy.
Good job.
The next word is die late
All right, GGs, whatever you win. Ah
Man like I haven't been in school and fucking
Did you drop out of primary school wait 12 years?
Holy shit
Yes
If I if I thought going through life and experiences you would learn more words though cuz you see what's everywhere, you know
I mean
No, I know lol a mega wall cake. I true actually
There's like the only words I know
All right. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna be I'm gonna address it up in the room
That didn't feel like a real bros is wrong. We need a game. We chat approved games lucky
I agree. He's right. He's right. He's right. We need to play the bomb game
Remember the bomb game that we used to type back and forth pink pink pink pink and you have to use
The letters to make the word it's like bomb
Yeah, yeah, uh body
Yeah, you want to play that no
Okay
I'm
54 month sex QCL I'm giving you the win on that bro. You rolled me. It was fair and square. I agreed to play it
I didn't you what?
We have no content if if the if
If it's just like that it doesn't it doesn't feel rewarding. Let me
You're saying I felt too easy?
It's just insulting me kinda.
Take the fucking points.
I've tried my hardest, man.
I'll take the point, but...
Fuck.
All right.
Kay, you know what?
Kay, you know what?
I have an idea.
Last year, you won.
We're 1-1 on the bro.
It's been three years.
Why, really?
Yeah.
What do we go into? Best of 11, right? So what do you have? Are you 7-3 right now?
6-2.
Wait, you won?
Yeah, it's what I said. It didn't feel like it. It didn't feel like it. I also do think
First to a certain number to be better in the first to seven. Give me the chance for a possible reverse swing come back
He's right
Warcraft 3 picture worms that
Worms worms ain't working
What is the best?
In your opinion. Oh, I
Get let me you want me to attempt to uninstall it. Maybe maybe it just had like a failed on install
Yeah, maybe try
It's five gigs
Quite champions
Warcraft 3 ain't fair because he has thousands of hours and I have about one minute
So
Yeah
I played custom games, I played Dragon Ball Z mods and shit
I didn't play the actual game
Sound trivial?
You'll guess it?
Well, I don't know how he does it
We'll do the wheel
Um, where did I put that?
I can't open it.
It opened. Worms opened.
Okay, let me make this the last game then.
Tell Jesse to delete his fucking family photos for Worm.
Whoa.
My stickers are being used.
Oh, by the way.
What?
Yo, it's play- when I open it, it plays on the same monitor.
Sounds like an excuse to me.
6-4, Jesse.
Alright, what's the next game?
No, you're not going to win with this.
Alright, I gotta change the game. Now watch how I'm gonna fucking roll them over in this
game. Dude, dude, genuinely. You can still save your ego and run away from this. Genuinely.
I'm not kidding. Save your ego. It's not... I don't personally think it's worth it. I
don't think the rest of you can do it. But that would be like a double tap.
This is what I will say. I've never performed in this game once ever. I've been bad
every single time
but today
i feel different
about who i am and i'm more confident about my actions
so i am ready
all right, let me vlog first
because the game is completely fucking broken
like, what is the matter? what is it doing that?
What was that? No, I gotta repost that in chat.
I gotta repost that.
Bro!
What is it that I'm doing?
Tell me, what is it doing?
It's opening on my second mother only.
I think I can pass this shit bro
Helping options, settings, resolution
How would I choose the correct screen?
Windowed
Okay, got it, got it
Bang! Hold on, I gotta do mine correct too
Have you ever put a worm inside your mouth by 10 80?
By 60 Hertz. Okay
Somebody said earlier play
Um on prey on the game and mode a nation mark
Fort
After reset my game
my shit bugged out I forgot my challenge
why 4 to less random
okay and then for the map we will choose
I should straight bug and hold up.
Jack multiple islands for sure, Jack multiple islands medium, no large, I mean medium.
And type will be fort.
Yeah, I'll do medium.
Okay, okay.
Medium, multiple islands, all fort mode.
Generates.
Uh...
There we go.
Oh!
Chat?
whatever this works. Oh wow. It hurts. I debug it. I had to debug it. Kiss, kiss, kiss.
Apparently when you join it will be to islands. So can you join? Yeah. Can you bite me? Yeah,
Yeah, I'm a Jody.
Oh wow, that looks cool.
Okay, that's actually harder.
See it?
Yeah.
Okay, I think that I should tweak the rules a little bit
to make it so that we don't have the broken ass shit.
that shit like the wet the wet the the I think that the cars are off vehicles are none none none
is he right chair not yet it's it's not it's dog shit I think we should remove all the grenade
I've been in check
Okay, so
I feel so we should have duds you have duds minds are very strong you can make it so sometimes the mind will not
explode
Nah. Okay. I don't remember which of these teams is funny. I have one called Ha Ha Ha or stuff.
I don't know. No. Um, I have Team Puppetja.
Everybody. We'll have a tree.
and he said he said he's
one of the one that's
I don't know what exactly
what I'm going to say.
I'm going to be just
just.
Just to show you some
I love.
You can't treat the tuning
a little bit.
You know my name's going to
be.
To get canceled I think
just just just one I love
Make it the same. I'll mix him
It's not working why oh, I do think I did earlier
Fort on single
I'm going to do stuff.
It doesn't want it.
It worked again.
Bang.
Just do it, ready?
Yep.
And Jason wants to make it larger.
You're not on Team Pepe, you go.
Chat
Medium as line
Because my bigger is better, so thing
Ready?
Yep
I don't know, mine might be bad too, but I'm just
Gambling
20 times they see?
Whatever's the best
We'll run for the better
This is gonna be like old memes or something
Ah, GL
I don't know what my names are, bro, how do you play it how do you move them got it
You're gonna jump.
It's why.
Enter.
Um, um, um, uh, do, uh, hold my missile.
Yeah, five seconds left for whatever I love you chat people glad rose emoji. All right. I'm these Omega wall here
So we got you can't do anything. How do I move? How do I move? Why is the why is why is it?
Hold on
What are you doing?
How do I backflip?
Uh, backflip I think.
Wait, no, I like this map. It's actually very, very nice.
No, it's not different because, guys, we all spawn together.
Otherwise, we can do 1v1s across the map.
This is actually good.
Okay.
I
Didn't ask you to get it. How do I use my fucking ability, uh, you would never gonna do anything with that
Did I click to control and I fucked my whole under my I'm good. Okay. I need to get rockets
No, Azuka. No, got it grandma
Oh, so you're just gonna hit Obama?
Yeah, so?
You're hitting Obama!
So?
How do you...
How do you, Jack?
Come on.
How do you aim?
How do you...
How do you...
I think it was spacebar if I remember correctly.
So, let's tell you.
Fast blood.
I
Really
WS WSD
Um
Oh yeah.
It's very little magic, it's like 15.
Thanks, dude.
It's, it's like channel.
Uh, JPEG?
I don't even see who you're controlling right now.
Where's JPEG?
I guess I can only uh, I can change the orientation, move it, move it, I can change the orientation,
come on then.
Bang.
Boring.
Whoa.
Boring.
That put a wall so it doesn't hit my shit.
Go.
Bunker Buster.
That's not bad.
I should know how to use it.
It isn't doing damage, you know that, right?
Bunker Buster.
That's not bad.
I should know how to use it.
It isn't doing damage, you know that, right?
You know that right?
Like when it hits the target it stops.
So?
Alright.
I'm outta here.
Really?
Not a bad turn.
I'm gonna craft the jet back to the next end though. I'm gonna use the jett.
Wait.
Yeah, it means that if he goes over, it's gonna kill, right?
she can be sent home
i didn't even know how to use it bro i didn't know how to use it
oh i don't know how to use it
there we go
i get stoked i get to play the game again
no no you had to like put me into a move after the turn for sure
on the way you're right you have a full turn
uh...
they were i had four seconds uh... like just a check you never know there you go
i'll tell you
might have gotten lucky
right what happened
uh...
what i can do is
i can
probably teleports
no
bonker buster no
now watch this
never in a million years
Hold up
Wait that was pretty shit that was actually pretty shit, okay, so don't do that
It's not not now talk some shit and then do something
Actually, no worthy and not do not not nothing lighting back controls. I gotcha
So let me go ahead and do one of these
don't you
Into one of these budget
I
Guess it we can't see the tunnels
Bro wait. Oh man. You know you lose the water, right?
He's gonna lose to the water. He's gonna lose the water. I don't even shit
Yeah, now climb, asshole.
Okay, thank you.
I can use that actually, thank you.
the picture looked like it would slice through it and then I would cut through it
it is what it is
so bad
I mean, that's it.
That's game.
I'm that that's game.
I learned my max and now I understand the velocity that needs to be trigonometry
Alright, I mean fair enough I guess.
Uh, let me just do a rope.
No.
Yeah, not do the worm.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, hold on.
I still think I know.
I still think I know.
Chat, he doesn't know.
And you know what? Shatter's in there either.
I mean, you're gonna lose it in the water.
Now, actually, something is useful.
that's not heading
that's a
what?
you should have just learned from me
I learned from you I'd already fucking lost
Hi, Jafforda
Hi, Jafforda
Enter, bro
Uhhh
Bang!
And...
Okay.
That's fine.
See what I do is that collide with the terrain, right next to him, so the x-ball then bumps him to the side.
So that's what I do.
So.
Three, two.
That bomb is useless.
You saw it earlier.
And more birds.
Shut up, man.
And more birds.
You got it.
Understood.
Understood.
all I need is three you're for useless that guy at the bottom is almost dead
anyways he's on it that he's ass this guy's at 65 so what you're saying what
though oh no it's gonna it's gonna cook I did it
the warm thing. Shut up. Uh I I'm
This has to be the worst match
this game has ever seen since
it's existence. What are you
doing? Bye. That's why I don't
do a high ground like that.
My boys went to the water?
Oh, seven?
Oh, no, not the rocket.
This is no matter.
Yo, I know that you never played it before.
We play the campaign or whatever you get islands you get the blinds you get you you get flat to get no water
It's random
XQCO 24
Yeah
It's good for beginner
What are you gonna do from there?
Well, I'm gonna do is I will actually start crafting it. Oh
You gotta be careful with the water by the way, dude. Yeah, and I know
And what I do is that I take a
I do you
What is he doing?
Wait, what is he doing?
Bro, shut the fuck up!
Bro, you will be lost!
You're literally dead!
Like, where about your own shit?
I just, no, I get that.
I just, I just don't know what you're doing.
But you're hitting the fucking caverns
like we're in the fucking minus 2 million pre-fucking-BC.
Oh, I have it down. You are fucked. You are fucked.
Right. Oh, anyway, let's go through the real game right now.
Um...
And what I mean by that is I'm gonna dismantle to get some materials.
And then I'm gonna use the bazooka. No, I'm gonna use the grenade and I'm gonna chuck them with a sucker
act orange and
You did it
Okay
All right my turn
Now do the thing where you do nothing
What roll now do the thing where you do fuck all
That's what before he has a guy hitting the fucking cake like a dumbass
That's unfortunate dude, that's really really cool
What did you get I'm gonna tell you I've had a jump how you jump
I can't jump forward or you can do space.
No, I'm cooked.
I can't grapple either.
come on then
I don't think I have to do that shit
boring
I'm on it
Now, do something useful.
Is it?
Bag of ideas you can tell Porter.
What do I need to make this?
I need materials bad
I
Okay, how about we play a map that doesn't have islands?
I yeah, this has been pretty trash this is the novel
Yes, it's been pretty much like the worst thing ever. The one if it's chat wanted at Fort mode
Oh
Oh
I almost got in in the little crack. Wait, I should not bad though. Wait, did you just die?
Uh, I want to talk about it
I
Don't go to the top though
So I should change map it yeah, I'm gonna change map
I went oh cat
It was fun on my screen
So
Alright, better map than that. That was like, we had no interaction.
I just shoot every time.
We'll do a beginner scheme on a fun map.
I love fun, bro.
Same.
Media map.
One island.
Like this?
Let me see. I have your thing paused.
Yeah, it works.
I'm glad you...
Re-pausing, closing chat arenos, not leaving chat arena open.
No, okay, okay, keep it with you. Keep it with you. No, I was kidding.
Caphrams is a piece of shit.
Round time. Wait, round time.
That's fine. Round. So what's round?
The entire game.
We'll do 15
Go, yeah
Wait 20 please I go
Okay, okay, no more rules bullshit is all the models. Yep all the marbles
Oh Jesus Christ
like most ones are going down the front on the first runs stick name what's his name
now do the punch thing
I do the punch thing so everybody can low yeah do it no we bend it on this game
mode remember it now do the shotgun thing so everyone can low see on this
game mode I removed that just for you and your fuck
Wow
Wait, how does he tackle my character down to the water as well? It's braindead
Yeah, usually you want to dodge these for sure yeah, and you're telling you see between I
Was trying to jump over to you this game is so
Well, don't walk on fucking land mines man. I thought I had to actually touch it
Okay, I'm walking in fuck this now fuck this fuck you
Don't you touch come
Don't you touch come Jesse?
No
You only have a few worms left you have a few worms this map this map sucks right chat. Hey, I think we should try the islands
You could go to my side and get me up the map if you're good, but hold on hold on
I have a bad idea. Have you won a landmine again?
Very funny
We rule punch
You actually say
well that was a play I am so bone.com dude you got so lucky with positioning
wait no shot yeah you're lucky let me ask the ref yeah he said you're lucky
Um, what could I do here that would be diabolical?
Ref says Jesse wins
What oh my god, oh my god, you can't attack for it. So it's GG
And then
I don't have any more boys, bro.
Yeah, what do you mean?
That's the last one over there.
Oh, just make it land right here.
And sidestep.
I'll get you.
That is not bad.
Let's go.
I have so many magic, I should have practiced Abomina
Take that asshole
That's not bad. I guess. Do I damage?
That's not... terrible.
Now here's what I'm gonna do.
When is the next turn stream?
Earlier.
What are you doing?
What you should have done
You didn't activate them by
That does no damage 45 that's like nothing and
That's nothing
You could press some shit
when it's ours but yet they're not doing a grenade we're doing that's bush
that's terrible what that's only there's 25 damage yeah I'll shoot it again
oh I wouldn't do that because now I have my thumb stone
and boom
How do you know about the thomestone? I live though so who cares now watch this
Shall I go
Anybody that's new to watching this that came from the Jinxerade
The make-a-wish by the way. I really wanted to play with the juicer
Yeah, it's been fun
It's been fun
Fuck man
You can still end up
I can't see the other- there we go.
Uh, okay.
X is like a Magnus Carlson of worms. Holy shit. Yo true.
Ready? You're lost with this. Oh man he doesn't know.
wait a minute what is he doing?
good one wait oh uh sign
I thought you could play after the other thing.
Hi, Monty.
Just keep it somewhere else, man.
It's over.
Is it?
Yeah.
If I were you, I'd just do the honorable thing.
50 month sex.
Three, two, one.
I
Also
All right, GGs, you won.
No, you clapped me, you did it, you know.
You complained a whole lot while doing it, too, and that's the best part.
Really?
Really?
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, you did.
So, that's what you were gonna say.
Two?
No, but it...
good GGs. You got lucky with the game picks. It is what it is. You're lucky that we didn't
play League. Lol. Yeah.
Okay. Genuinely, I don't even believe you.
We'll have to play it right now.
I can't enter. But, if you think about it, let's give it a vodka.
You would lose Overwatch, my buddy, Chivalry, Shathcath, can we do a 1v1 in Overwatch?
Sure.
Okay, because that just pisses me off.
Now if I, okay, can we at least do this?
If I beat you in Overwatch, I win then.
Um, sure. I have to locate the game though.
Chat, what would it be?
Chat, I should have it on my-on my-on my game.
Oh, I have it on Steam. I have it on Steam.
I don't remember what my name is here, I think it's this one.
Fuck that GGs, damn it.
Well you don't have it?
What, Overwatch 2?
Yeah I do.
Then why'd you think of it?
That I lost?
Oh, well, I mean you're about to lose this too so if you want to...
I'm not I'm not gonna lose I better aim than you
Okay
Well, no watching is that same
What is that okay, so they change the venues again
What's this what's the percent chance I beat him chat is it actually low it's
pretty good I feel like it's possible that's real um well I really like
like masters yeah how do I add you hanzo mccree and oh what
oh Cassidy Cassidy my bad no are you on on steam no I'm about to walk no it's
battle net I'm about to go on I have two percent left my name is Shubh yeah
what's a type of a game should we do okay we'll do again
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
What is this
What the fuck?
What the fuck is going on here?
I'm a fucking healer.
Wait, how do you do that?
I don't get it, how do you do that?
I don't know what to do with them.
What is this hero?
I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at with that guy.
of
Who the fuck are these characters?
I'm not your man. I'm not your matter
I
Okay, that's a three
Bro, I swear though, how many characters are they out of this ball like fucking 15? I'm pretty sure I just played six characters
I've never seen before
I
Do you
Like this was kind of fun
Yeah, good luck. Wait, we read this
I
Wait, what was that?
Fuck it's only
I don't know how that works, I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh
I don't think it's a risk
I told you about it.
I know where it works.
of
No one needs to build this, huh?
Really?
That's it.
Uh-oh, this is bad.
I
Know oh
I
Can
Wait, but I'm actually this is like a training or like I'm actually just
I'm increasing at an incredible level
I don't like the board
What what was that?
No
I have a you think just for the window
Yeah, yeah
No, I beg you.
Oh
Good I'm actually back with the chickens
Oh, this is because there's a little bit of light.
What is this?
Sand smite?
What?
Bro, what is that?
What the fuck now?
Oh
My god, yes
I can't believe I just threw on Hans out
Yeah, now he's gone.
This is my other boy.
He's gone.
This is my last boy.
I am getting embarrassed a little bit.
Okay, I haven't played in a while.
That's it.
Fuck this.
Oh
No, okay, there's mother sugar
you
you
you
you
you
you
I swear I had a hit marker
Oh shit, you're right.
Oh shit, I mean.
I am not sure for it.
I
Go again now
Yes, and these kids are fucking whatever
So you guys have been in a situation before where you have to go again, right? Yeah, this is pissing me off
Also, what do you want?
You know watching it. They feel really close
What is
Oh come on
I was coming in first time
Oh please
No
I
Do I don't I don't I don't I don't know the projectile I don't get it
Really?
you
you
you
you
you
You
What is that
These are all the dipshit that you'll fuck you also we only get the wire
The bully and all that
This game actually has really good. I think this is why I'm more fun on the ones in any game really
There's something about this
Nice job
Oh
She's just a program
Fuck off
What is the... ah man, this is so shit.
Wrong button.
I
Shake shot
I
Do it
No, I want you to that
What the fuck?
Good night.
I'm too busy these days, so...
Really?
What is this character, man?
Why are you invincible? How does he sheltered it?
I don't know what I'm doing here.
I don't even know what happened.
I don't believe in incentives.
Good juice.
Oh man.
Go again.
Soldier is so strong.
Play of the game.
Oh, they play the game.
Starcraft, then.
That's it.
Nice shot
You're scary, aren't you?
I can't
I can't
I can't
I can't
I can't
How do you know that over how do you know that?
That's really only have scope sense that's buffer on the other side of that
Nice
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I
What the hell with the bomb button?
What's happening?
I don't even know.
What is this?
I don't even know. What is this Gajak?
of
the
of
the
of
I don't know how it works I don't know
Now we run ranked for the next 12 hours.
True, yeah, yeah.
It's a big one.
That's about it.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Can you get him back to USA?
Ah, OK, that's unlucky.
Well, I mean, did they have better players these days,
though?
Do you know what I'm saying?
I feel like a game in its early stages
is going to be an epitaphism.
A game in its middle stage will be at its prime,
or have less epitaphism somehow, but still a little bit.
And a game in its late stages, it
goes back to having a lot of epitaphism.
So that's like a big problem in esports.
It's like a bell curve.
You just described the counter strike.
That was kind of true.
Yeah.
Played CS and what's going on.
You guys do what we run it up to rank one?
Get on Overwatch and 1v1 him, bro.
All right, let me clear out some disk space here.
Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah, yeah, played in London a lot.
I haven't played since whenever Rivals came out.
What, actually?
Yeah, whenever that was 24.
Oh, so he's not going to know that the character is
more than he does.
But I don't.
I don't play them.
70 gigs.
Yeah, it's 3N.
Let's shell this for a while longer.
Yeah, let's do it a different day.
Just shell it.
Just put it on the shell and let us think about this.
Let's shell this.
Let us theorize.
Let us build it in the next.
I mean, you really want to?
All right.
Hi, everyone.
I mean, I got past him in a...
Anthony Yeats can't out here, man.
Internet's busiest, man.
I'm not a pussy.
I put the reception boxy to 1v1 him, and it currently, 9 minutes.
Seed up respect for me?
Yeah, it's different.
Yeah, I'm guessing you're not really a proof player.
Yeah, you never maimed the game.
Like, you don't want to rewrite history and maybe we'll look back.
bad because one of the ones will go either way like momentum and one beyond
it's crazy in that game of like it's the one where I can do it like
trough dot one v1 v1 it'll be synapses eight times whatever it's it'll it'll go
that direction and it'll just get it so we could make it look bad but why
bother you know I mean like we're both legends of the game yeah we both have a
the legacy. Yeah. I'm not sure I'm not sure I have the books we've written. It's like it's
like LeBron and it's LeBron and you know, Michael Jordan burst in each other for like
the argument, you know, then yeah, it would be no fun. Yeah. Oh, well, LeBron did that
back in this day. Okay, well, Michael Jordan, which one's LeBron and which one's Michael
Jordan? Well, I don't know who's best in people's view. It's it were both both.
about that
alright maybe next time
ummm
anyway
what was going on with you?
i mean it's really sound like it's 3 am
i had to do some fucking settings and shit
because my shit was cooked today
shit check check check
well because for some reason is there a
i got to get lost
After I fixed my IP my host was fucked like I had to come redo it like I was getting prompts like
Like network prompts on my fucking shit. It was really weird
Okay, all right
Shit guys well you guys are done doing a gaming. Let me know I'm here three on this project transition
Um, but you should join on the games less than that as though we should do we should do
a message away or should you change together at the first time you're streaming where you
play because a lot of times when we're playing you're streaming depends depends in it like
I was doing a watch party was you know, I'll write you anyways.
I'm telling you, it's A, it's pro and cheap, you can get in, X.
Is it Vega?
I mean, it's got big orgs in it, Team Liquid, TSM, Na'Vi, Virtus Pro, they got Swamp Gaming,
I mean, she's, they got some, they got, they got Gen G,
they got team rejects.
All I'm saying is, hey, the pro scene,
hey, there's a scene, there's a scene.
Um, all right.
Hey, just saying, just putting out there.
All right.
Um, no, I mean, I'm not clowning it.
I think that's cool.
Oh, I'm looking at this guy.
like that energy they got again it's cool shit yeah they have their own skins in the game
the orbs there's there's no shame okay there is that pro
yeah i guess so i guess so
So,
It's a lot more funnier when you call out certain things that go on that are not like
being casted.
It's impossible to cast, to be honest, like, honestly, honestly, I feel like if you would
have really thought about it, you would really make, I would dumb the game down when it
coming down to like play by play I would I would make it keep it to base numbers
four six all right push position like you can't go do it because there's just
too much this much going on it's every hero shooter but the it's just like
this is a bunch of funny things that happen like a certain player was being
picked out by a caster and constantly memed on and the watch party you
you know, caught onto that and it's just...
Hey, just, I feel like the beginnings of an Eastport is just very humbling because it's
the production's not the craziest or, you know, things are still getting figured out, but it
leaves for more authenticity and genuinity, if that makes sense.
Hulk with both his arms, pulling as hard as he can could not get me out of that,
Loki.
They say.
They're talking about group, right?
They do got some good skins in this game.
It's all barked out, but also I feel like, let's give it a bucket.
Let's just say how it is.
I don't know who this guy, I've never seen this guy's name before.
But let's give it a bucket.
because I'm like, the growths, I truly lose.
I mean, come on, that's no runner.
When I come out to just the Grootening, I mean, I actually
it's obvious.
I mean, does that really need to be said?
I mean, you have the screenshots to prove it.
Yeah, exactly.
How many of these players can have those screenshots?
Yeah, I mean, it's before AI, too.
So good luck.
ex-clu haters trying to find the way to deny that yeah holy shit i thought it
was a performance is just a little bit more check why i don't like he likes
dangerous summer but he didn't like a dl one on this record done better you could
just go listen to guys just put out a goddamn album which is why i'm feeling
a light two decent three on this project transition have you given this album a listen did you
love it did you hate it well I know I would be so low I don't get it it's a good it's
a it's a good album Rex just get some high quality cam on you and you start doing music
takes bro everyone would listen to you instead few upload videos like this bro brother made
They would be an elitist to me about it, but my tics are better than most music reviewers
because they break it down in a way that doesn't need it.
I don't care about the history or the hip-hop sound.
I listen to the music from what it is and I comment on what the sounds are.
I don't give a shit what's fucking label it has to fucking copy or to emulate it.
I listen to the song.
I don't give a fuck.
One big take I didn't like you had one time was you were like none of the lyrics matter.
It doesn't matter.
What does that mean?
Yes, sometimes it does though.
No, the lyrics and what they mean is a bonus.
There's the music, right?
And the lyric meaning something is the hat that you put on top.
You either have a hat or you don't have it.
But you don't need to have a hat to be rank one.
A rank one can be without a hat.
And then about lyrics.
Because if you think about it, a lot of songs
that are out there that people love and listen to
are shit lyrically, are absolutely abysmal.
And some of the most lyrically relevant shit
is at the very bottom and nobody listens to it.
And they don't care about it.
Because it's a bonus.
No, I grew that X. I grew that. Hey, that's why all these how many people understand Portuguese?
Hey, they're all listening to Brazilian funk. There you go. You know what I mean? People
love animatros and they don't know a single word being said on those intros and they're
iconic and they literally lead their life. Every day. Oh my God. Cinema intro and
They don't even know what they're saying.
That's vibes, that's music, that's waves.
That's what music does to you.
And that's what I comment on.
I don't go on the whatever fucking lyrics,
I'm gonna be shit.
You got me there low key, that was kind of a big one.
But you shouldn't cut out lyrics entirely though.
No, I don't play that all the time.
Some songs, the lyrics make the song for me entirely.
Really?
Yeah.
In rap, in hip-hop, in hip-hop, okay.
Yeah.
Yes.
I guess on a more personal level, it has to connect with you to give you that.
That is still, it's at you, it delivers something for you.
the more opinionated that's the more subjective part even though music is
subjective I think that there is a small part that's objective where somebody's
being creative there's a baby's out of the box where somebody is expanding on
his art and certainly new that's objective let me ask you like blink
182 I miss you why do you like that song do you like it well I know what the
lyrics mean you can't take an example all the rock from back in the days because
genuinely I need to English I reasoned so for you on that we used to go
backwards the way I was there while we watched like I didn't know they're
saying it's my great it's not sure it's why me or me it's all reason for us
there like bro we didn't know what they were saying
Okay, point taken.
You should do music reviews, you should do what Moxie said, just full HD every fucking
thing.
Bro, you know what, every A&POP album of this year, I have a notepad that breaks up every
song on the album.
It was a beautiful-
Not a stream one, like an actual recorded.
Oh, I am?
Yeah, like you're a straight fan, Tando.
I've never seen Kaisa not just laying in the bed with time.
Oh man, oh jeez.
Man, this is fire.
Oh man, this hits.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't feel, I feel like most social media reviews of bully are performative.
Yeah, and I'm not gonna join this name in a hit at Kylo or anybody else. It's I
first
the
Okay
Susan here's a good take
Everybody will give a shield with their artists every okay
In my opinion your artist if you did good person a long time he gets one shield
So you are I think yeah for what he's done in the past. He gets two shields two albums that are and then
You can really critic
what they do with the full on the full hammer, right?
And I guess even though I think that Yeh's burned
through his shield, Bully does not get shielded
and it gets reviewed for exactly what it is.
Not great, not great.
There's one great song, two good songs, three good songs.
This is rubbish.
Unfinished AI, it's half of a thought.
It's a project in your drawer that you're,
oh, we need to put this on the,
on for the level to be happy.
Here's what it is.
Shit.
Thanks.
I mean,
but,
but he's the goat.
Look at this, look at that.
Most, the average.
He made graduation, bro.
Yeah, true.
But the average song is still at low two minutes,
It's two minutes, two minute 30, two minutes, 15 is the average on 140, 150, 120, like 130,
145.
These aren't finished songs.
Yeah, literally we'll build a story that starts from something and it's cut into pieces
like a current engine in a movie where he has all the episodes or the acts literally
does all the songs.
And now you get an intro that lasts for one and a half minutes, then it's done.
Fuck that.
Don't give me the shorts.
It's a fully fledged, full, big product, like what a joke.
Moxie?
ADL.
I'm way too old to be losing a rap.
The same thing for ADL?
Brother, this song has an intro, it's all noise, beat swap, sample, boom, boom.
Cool thing, build up, reaper vocals, bang, bang, bang, bang.
And then an outro!
What is a spoiler motion?
And then an outro!
Two songs at least, sweet.
Yeah, I've been waiting there for five minutes.
I've been waiting on the car.
I've been waiting on the car.
I've been waiting on the car.
I'm a child, I don't know, baby, know you know that
I'm a rich, safe guy, real bands, baby
I'm a crop, I'm a fly guy, real men, baby
This turn, feel the guy in way, a rich turn
Strange as a blaze in the mud, burn
I'm a city, I'm on the other side
But I'm always on the edge of the curve
And we outside, in the future
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Remember
That's a driver. That's a driver right there. You listen to the best ones though cuz I didn't actually either of the albums
Um, I think I think these would be the three for sure don't need to go through and
This was insane
I
this song alone does clear all those other heat songs for me
no no no no it's it's this one does something in my body that this one
that's because on another level okay fair enough but that's because it's this
This is Ye, but also Ye knowing that this can be a song that will go charting.
How is this hard to understand?
That this can chart and he knows that.
Every album-
I have a new album.
Just this song alone cleared those two other songs I'm just saying.
Ye does not make songs that will chart.
It's a known thing.
Like he doesn't make the sound the way it will chart.
Ye even needs a minute of his aperture.
He is we make his albums. Yes. You'll have some goals with this song and that's all this song could chart
Just because of the way it was all it'll put on the way you can play on the radio. It does matter
It is there because it's it's a style that you cannot compare you when you compare you to compare the
AD against AD you're not gonna compare AD against there's somebody's talk or talk
I this is way better than double-lift
I hear you.
I hear you.
At what?
At what?
What I'm going off of is replayability, right?
Like, that's usually the way you go, is replayability.
I'd say that general purpose song that you showed was like an A+, like it was really fucking
good.
But this is an S. Like, there's certain songs that are S's.
I'm getting S vibes off this song.
That's just what, that's how it is for me.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
It's just not it's just the the mood you have going into listening to a song
Like I think for me for what they try to achieve
I think I think I think they're both about about but even like I mean
He is not mid at all like and none of those songs were mid or like compared to other shit
That's been blasted this year. That shit went insane like okay. Yeah. Yeah, this is not a song, okay?
You're driving on the highway or in the hills and you have the windows down, whatever, right?
And you're puffing on your vape, okay?
And you're still out of that light and you think about light and they're selling something
in the back.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Right?
But then.
But then.
But then.
But then.
This is like.
You're on your bike.
You're on your bike.
And you're here.
And you know what I mean?
You're on your bike and you're here, Murash.
And you know what I mean?
And you're just pushing.
Just behind this.
Yeah, yeah, and you're trying to find the closest toaster
to put your dick in it.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're trying to, um.
Yeah.
No, but I don't ever say I hear you,
but say I had this on a playlist, right?
Like on my likes.
Right.
Sometimes I would skip this yeet one.
I'd be like, I'm not in the mood for this one right now.
Like, this was too hype.
But that bully one, I could just listen to.
Like, it just sounds good.
Yes.
This is the skill that I call listenability.
the chat is when I talk about music it's how listenable is something it's
digestible sometimes you don't even have to think about it it digest itself if
you can listen to that song that's a lot of problem that's a loss of problem
with the songs that YB makes is it's not listenable like it's why none of this
shit won't go charting well none of this shit will go on a radio because you
don't want to listen to that yeah it's a it's a goal it's it oh I was it
Yeah, it's more legible. The YB shape more like
Like let's say some of the I like a
So the new ones like
But when you're in the mood it is hitting like a motherfucker. Yeah, I know what you mean
Like it's volatile. Yeah, but this is one of fucking clean the garage and fucking toss the tools around like fuck this
Yeah, like when we're playing rocket league we went listen to sienna's sleep
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the thing with the Kanye thing is is we were playing rocket league and that Kanye song came on
We wouldn't skip
Yeah, you know what I mean like we'd be like oh shit here. We go. Yeah, but if I eat some came up. Yeah, I'm on to move this
Yeah, why I agree it's it listens it listens itself it plays by itself. You know me it's not
But hold on now some of the other songs aren't as easy that is all I like one, but
You made a kingdom fall apart I'll take a pill that's small enough to lay my systems
front of luck I want to be somebody of the other one's better I could believe it.
I could hold it.
Hmm.
It's just on it.
You think I'm a right?
I see the facade
You wish I'd be quiet
Tell me to a god
Oh god
To a god
To tell the truth
Yeah, go back
Hey, baby, do what I say
I know they think no other way
Baby, do what I say
I should go back
Oh
Public
Yeah, it's like a lot of them movie whatever
They're sneaking out back and it goes past the jukebox
And you can see that the Sun ray is in the dust because the Sun is going through it and they're sneaking by
He's really high up to the air, and he's like, their hands up.
Yeah!
Oh!
There's a lot of good sconics in this one.
See?
This, this, this song's better than this.
I read, whoa.
In my, in my, in my scale.
Well, this is all, it's no structure.
It, it, it does the, the, the choir vibe that he likes a lot
and it, it achieves what it has to achieve, but then it stalls.
It doesn't, it doesn't really do anything with it.
It doesn't go, and it just ends.
Like, you know what I mean?
I, I agree with you.
The intro was fire.
Yeah.
I wrote the intro.
Yeah, and it ends up being intro. The whole song is an intro. That's up. That's that's what I think
The intro of this intro song was the best. Oh, yeah, true.
It was pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, it's good.
They had a bridge or something like halfway through it just to like get you out of it for a second
It would have been hard if and then if it came back with that chorus
Yeah, a lot of songs are gonna feel like it though, right?
This one's a great intro.
The hell? Is that Kanye's song?
Oh, there it is.
Change is the one that I had to remember.
That's dope.
I
like when is the song sorry I mean it like this is fantastic if it goes
somewhere but it doesn't installs no I get bored of songs like that too I get
these are just gonna be some kind of progression but if there's no progression
you need to have a bridge to get bored
But then he says an experience, but it's like if you go to my restaurant and I give you bread,
I give you bread with butter, then I give you bread with garlic butter, and then I give
you the check.
And you're like, what the fuck are you doing?
Well it's an experience, it's an experience!
Well yeah, true, but there's no ways of making out.
It's just more complete, like, come on, bro.
Someone said mama song for me to listen to a mama one.
Oh yeah, hold on, hold on.
Oh, oh, let me listen.
I'm on a work day, I'm doing it right.
No time, I'm on a work day, I'm on a work day.
This hit, I've been fighting for.
It sounds so good, but why is the mix so bad?
Oh, I'll tell you what.
Oh
It's a I voice for now
I hate this stuff, but I'm inside my body all night
My turn, show time
This one I hate this stuff, but I'm inside my body all night
Call me in, go time
This damn new form, this damn new form
This damn new form, this damn new form
This damn life that you want
This sounds like real voice
I don't know, is that what it is?
Throw the assassin, throw the assassin at his face.
Abbey, I'm gonna deal with these ones too, like I am.
I have the first set of moves to die, I think.
But, generally, this feels like I am.
I'm gonna ask about the but, but I don't know if it was in the regular. Hold on.
Let's do this one.
I hope he finishes it bro, why does he release it on release draft?
your father second son your grandfather
first daughter's my mom second daughter's
grandmother first son your father second son
your grandfather and they came back
yeah and they came back
yes somebody asked me do we turn the
birds when we die i don't cry
The whole thing is better though.
And they came back.
And they came back.
No, there's that part, son.
It makes you want to cry. It's almost like you're going to cry.
It's just a little engage.
Oh
Is he mumbling
He should do this version
Yes sir.
Come on, it's go time.
Come on, it's go time.
Two place, it's no time.
Yeah, it's absolutely shit man.
Come on, it's go time.
Well, that was a structure as a beginning, as an end, as a cool part.
It goes like, it's why this album was kind of like, dude, what?
What did you see at Disney at that?
Two versions, like bro.
Can I hear the mama?
That's what those are.
What is Slayer?
Someone said I would take one of all of them.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
he does
cause he has his grill room
whether the fuck he's like
this metal shit
like, what,
prime number grill
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Think something it is definitely all of them pills to me. I feel like he yapped on this one like
Much
The highs and low
What am I this time?
Yeah, I mean that's fucking hard that that is actually super order I like one better
brother. I like them almost as can you be? Okay. I don't know what you just said. I like
almost as much as that. Can you be? Oh. Can you be? Can you be? Can you be? Can you be?
knows it it's um can you be here oh my god i'm so stupid not as on the red one
Yeah, this one's a good one.
So did they remove it?
Can you be okay?
What the hell?
There's some sepulon shit literally.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah, that's literally a cover.
No, I don't know.
Chad, the one I like it.
That's literally sepulon, like I'm not kidding.
Bro, are you guys taking down again?
It's all fucking buggy
It's all right, I'm gonna pin me up
Why don't these songs get released anyway?
It's probably just still cooking
Can you be?
Yeah, what it was into also white white white. Why don't we listen to this right now? Is this in y'all?
something about
There's no way that I feel that I did it before I think I'll listen to this on my own as a as a homework
I'm not doing homework.
Nope, I'm going to do it.
I'm not doing homework.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'll do this one.
Is this the last song for one second maybe it hits?
Okay.
Nope, done, done, done.
Alright, done, done.
Spot, slot machine.
Oh, bye.
Don't like it.
Nope, don't like it.
Nope.
That was literally just yeet and you said no.
Nope, I don't like it.
Nope.
That was literally just yeetin', you said no.
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
No.
Well, that was nothing like
yeet break sound.
No.
Shit, that just broke my ears.
No.
No with it.
Sorry, I'm not gonna be rude.
I mean, I know what I like, I know what I don't like.
I don't think it's terrible.
I think it's potential.
I think that generally, this is trying a little bit too hard.
It's what I find to be the problem with a lot of the songs
that are being released.
It's trying really hard.
And you can see through that.
I think you can see through that.
It's like forced noise.
You don't have to force it.
You can have some crazy shit be go wild.
It won't feel trying.
This feels right.
Right?
I'm not gonna go bad.
Yo, I wanna hear, yo.
It's really, it's really, it's really,
actually like the fucking bad drink
I've ever, like the, the, um,
honestly nevermind was fantastic.
And it started to age better, people started to like it,
and it, really, really, it's aging nice.
A lot of people started to like it,
and it'd be like, oh dude, I always liked this,
but they never liked it,
and they're crazy as fuck, and fuck all of them.
I was the first streamer to say
that this shit was the fucking bomb off the rip.
Okay, and if you don't agree with it,
then you get a punishment, and if a punishment is,
you get both an addition, at least there's seconds.
Too slimy. I don't see the vision. I genuinely, I think it's forced. I think he would get
away with it with a little bit of finesse and I think maybe he's really on his product
to polish the marble. So I'm letting him do his thing. I'm just observing it. But I feel
like it's not polished. He hasn't mastered his own thing.
do you think it's ironic I feel like it like a little bit is it's definitely a
little bit yeah like you know this I get the five-star like these try-and-like
I can troll you right now.
Yeah, I- I- I was-
Definitely, bro. This guy's trolling, like.
The thing there is, the ground of the country is-
That is free to penetrate!
No, the dimension of the soil of the pan is perfect!
Key in the back of the leg!
I'm a waffling in the soil!
What do you think this is?
The only way to do this in the game is bass at 100%,
volume at fucking 30%,
in the car, and you hope-
you hope that you cannot distinguish what the lyrics are or what anybody or human is saying
that's the only way, isn't it, this?
I mean, come on, Mara. Come on, Mara. I mean, this is a...
He's beat! Okay! You can not tell me he's up in Ironic. He's scrolling! It's the way to go there!
I
But that's it ain't none. I give my zero
I don't care the fan base get me whatever they told me he popping on whatever I don't like that
I know you got some other shit is better than that. I thought this was a joke at first
bruce
bruce bruce
wait i got mad awkward after he's done that
i'll give it a 5, you know what i mean
bro he's laughing, look at him
It's always nice with grills man
If it's troll music I respect this part because I think it is
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah
I think it is like deep that I like
I actually respect it for that
Yeah, I was at all honest
Gentlemen, but I saw that the studio
Zoom whatever and he has all this team every like vibe into like the noises and I'm like and I just don't see it
They're just it bro. They have to be they gotta be like it's like four or five people in the back
And they're all vibing to the
And like dude really
No one has broken
You know this is way less abrasive
Yeah, but wait
the next two slimy album is gonna be insane it's gonna be like all shit like
that yeah yeah and that is trawling to get views is trawling to get to get
trending and then he actually releases the real album and it has violin it has
Jack, is it too slimy and cemetery? Do you know Ackle?
Yeah. Who? Ackle.
A long way to go Ransom.
This guy. This is an orchestra shit.
You know what I mean?
Orchestra. Orchestra.
Yes, sir.
Jack.
Music underrated in this movie.
Underrated.
Some of the passages you don't hear them because they're in the movie.
You listen to them by themselves.
Did I mean it? Like, let's see if it was a blade hit.
Well, I mean it's always exciting if there's skin through it.
Oh, I love this part.
Oh, the open Eimer one?
Oh, is that...
Yo, yo, yo.
Open Eimer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, love again. Oh, yes. Lock in.
That's him. That's him. That's the man. Just close your eyes and float. For real.
What's the next, you slimy owl?
Can you watch the best scene in Halo ever at your 4th suggestion?
Yeah, but oh, oh, oh, what are you doing on the ship finishing this fight?
also
Jail on string beat off Ludwig against and Zimmer
one hour to make a
made-up movie
OST main song
bang
Stream of the decade
Cinema, cinema, cinema, cinema, cinema.
Hans Zimmer clear as it is what it is.
But because the guy's young.
I think he's guys great.
He's one of the greatest, but he's really young.
You know what I mean?
Hans Zimmer's got the XP.
And also he uses a lot of the techniques
Hans Zimmer uses, like the notion of time in the music.
Like the, that's a classic Hans Zimmer strategy.
like in, um...
Roll.
Hi, I-
Is this the end of the board? Is that the end of the game?
It'll do.
Yeah!
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Permission granted.
Alright, chill.
This isn't the end of the game, not the end of the gamer.
I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy.
So, stay here.
Unfortunately for us both, I like Crazy.
Just one question, what if you miss?
I don't.
Oh my god.
with the with the fucking with the shoulder
I
Oh, hell yeah.
Really?
This was just about the video games, it was just about the video games.
That's game of all time.
Is this level 4?
Is it level 5?
It's level 5.
Oh, hell yeah.
Really?
This was just about the video games.
I used to watch the video games.
I used to watch the video games.
oh hell yeah really it was fun to be a brother yes
and look he thought this was gameplay at first yes we really did it
That's what they did with all their trailers too
Give them what you
Not not the trailer, but
My knees you're not
He will reach yes
What's this like they need to be trailer as well?
Ah, this is bonapartous.
I'm going to show you the different elements.
Now, Chad, explain how there's more money in video games these days, and back in days,
way more money, yet only worse trailers or no trailers at all.
Because all the people that got into the jobs back in the day, they got into it because it's
passion.
There really wasn't money there yet.
But nowadays, people just go to school for it and then they just like, you know, they're
just replacing old people that were like passionate and experts.
Next.
I think I think I think big triple A's are so greedy.
They can't justify making a stuff like a styled.
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