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Is this on
So chat so you go out and switch to trim I had a good BNB
These are my man. I had to give us this one. You're done. Oh
Yeah
Or do we lock down
I just only just got a little bit faster.
Hello, Tatlou.
This is what you guys are doing.
This is what I'm about to show you.
Ooh, bang it.
I normally am sorry.
Guess I was about to be in.
Like, I'm not getting...
Is this a ten bud?
Um, Bang and Dix.
Hello chat.
May I then go?
I'll get a journey.
What do you want?
What do you want?
What's the other one?
Is that the regretting?
I don't know what's the other one.
Anyway, hello champ.
The room is crooked.
It's disgusting.
Let's put it where my little dog is.
Hello champ.
Chat.
I generally apologize for the later.
Well, I also feel good because I've been working on a good time ready to start it and it's not like that
Which is like better. You know I mean
Then he was great. I was a gift for an hour half. Oh
Bro, I'll give you a take it. It's a fighter take it all the bullshit
Government stuff order like a DMV should all the AI did automated it
Whether it's insane that it's they still roll the show like fucking and cess soul technology from the fucking 50s
Like well, it's all done by a hand-pinned paper like
lagging computer like really dude. That's crazy
What do I what would what would we not want that?
does it
It it's a it's a it's a waste of human life to be stuck in fucking traffic
Okay, to be stuck at the DMB to be stuck at all the shit is a waste of human life
Check anybody. We're all trying to live and do some of our lives that we don't want to be fucking second in it in there
In a line waiting. This is insane
Like come on, bro
Like it's what we got flankers for
anyway, um
Now they are on board of the FAM's regular tournament.
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No that's not so intense though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can take it wrong.
My vagina is dry while watching you.
This is a large old garlic. Who are you following now?
Yeah, who are you following now? We don't know. We don't know. We don't know either.
Hey, I'll take a few links. See what's up.
White and red kebab sauce in a freshly made kebab roll.
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Let me click a little bit.
Try to let him click.
Hold on.
You say what?
What even is that?
A Swedish kebab?
OK, that's cap.
Yeah, that's cap.
We're not going to do all that.
That's cap.
Oh, here it comes.
Here it comes.
You eat toenail sauce with toenail.
What's on there?
Anything else?
Don't watch your fever.
Um, anyway.
I mean, it's just wrong, so.
Odd dog stuffed crust.
Yo!
Chad, odd dog stuffed crust.
Dude, that sounds wicked.
Chad, it's like, it's like, it's like a,
It's like a pig in a blanket in a pizza.
Holy shit, I cannot.
Chad, they might have cooked with that.
Well, I can't order it, I can't order it because I had less candy, so.
What was the really cool shit as soon as I leave her in the store?
Okay.
Back rooms?
What did you for?
The place.
I found a place.
No.
I don't like it.
Hello?
Anyone there?
It doesn't feel like like like like back rooms I'm not saying I don't believe you
okay I'm gonna come back here with proof all right you film yeah follow my
lead that's what I'm trying to figure out I've been here every night since I
found the place I still barely scratched the surface I just take a slow
I don't like the plot.
Pull me up, pull me up, pull me up!
It's like a maze, it just goes on and on.
Okay, it's a bedroom plot, but I don't give a shit what it is.
Yo, you're gonna call me a hater.
I don't give a shit.
Well, I like is when a director puts their own date about a little about about something and they just make it
What it is?
Because it's not because the back rooms are popular that the whole thing is good about it
You can make it but it can make it or your owner and you can say oh, what's the market was there about what do you think all the Batman's are?
Every Batman that you've watched is
This directors a vision for that world
They create that world from things that we know of, and they make it their own.
That's what they do.
It's not a one-to-one what Batman is, it's not.
It's their take on the Batman.
I don't understand what this is.
It's beautiful.
Am I right?
Hello?
Looks alright.
Looks alright.
Did I forget to create it?
I enjoyed Yeats ADL. I enjoyed some of Bully. I enjoyed Oppenheimer movie. I enjoyed some of Barbie.
I enjoyed, this is the last time I went to the store. To the movie store.
That's Marcos having a blast, Nuckles!
Who the hell are they going to go?
Well, it's going to make sure Logan doesn't use the blast, Nuckles!
I show speed getting this show.
I'm going to get more than that.
Ian Jolanda being a read-up by Logan Paul!
Logan faced first in the post.
Steve, put those down.
You're not going to put those down, Steve.
Oh, no!
Oh
This is as real as it gets there this is more than you see
Yeah.
Now would be a good time to show us your speed.
I can't say a hell of a dodge, I show.
I think that that has a big impact.
That's what we call speed.
The long speed is such an ice bootie.
I love seeing this.
Um.
A month.
Off long form views alone.
This is a month.
Okay.
This one.
Fred again.
It's a little variable, but I'll be honest,
what took a long time to come to number is not going to make.
It's not going to hold any value to that one.
I got the chills two times during the set.
It's so fucking big, bro, and I-
Oh, look at it. Hold on.
Only...
5 million.
And I think that number's a little aggressive.
Um, because it's almost unfathomable
to assume somebody's making millions off shorts.
But again, that's a B. And this is only YouTube shorts.
I'm going to go on the high end for this.
So I'm going to say 20.
Chad, Chad, what are all the other language channels?
Chad, he has all the languages.
Chad, these are massive.
Chad, I didn't see all these plaques.
Bro, he's got like fucking 60 accounts.
Mill.
A month.
Oh, yeah.
And I genuinely believe the only reason it's not higher
is because he's called.
And I could assure you you two make billions more off of him
I
Know it almost doesn't seem real, but that's what we try out. There's really levels to shit
There's really levels to shit and this is the highest level
So if you ever thought like what the ceiling would be if you wanted to become a youtuber, this is the ceiling
Is it well yeah, it makes sense chat. So how are they still losing money on that though chat fish money?
nice argument senator why don't you back it up with a source my sources that I
made it the fuck up wait now I'm sure he did the math for this note
yeah yeah you know that he didn't put maps on this a little bit me it's not
it's not perfect but I'm sure it has some form of math but yeah I don't think I
don't think anybody knows what his CPM exactly is and how all that shit works
I feel like his shit is so unique, it'd be hard to replicate like...
On average, it's a 2,000 or per minute.
Yes.
Interesting.
Is it good?
Apple TV is shit, isn't it?
Apple TV's color grading, and whoever works there that makes this shit like this makes
me want to throw my fucking TV off the fucking balcony, and make me want to throw it off the
balcony.
You understand what I'm saying?
I had a good life, one, two.
We did what was always right.
Talk about having it all.
You deserve this.
Is that blood?
Something's really wrong.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What is your worst fear?
You deserve this.
What are you doing here, Max?
He's coming after my family.
You deserve this.
I'll watch it for free on the airplay.
if they offered on the airplane that minute when they want to play.
Logics that are not human that have been discovered.
Even some of the briefings that aren't classified just need to be out in the public.
I mean, I had someone come and briefed me who was in a military uniform,
worked for the United States Army that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs
where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage
in intergalactic communication. An actual uniform member of the United States Army brief me on that.
Non-human biologics, interracial alien mating. What? What the f is going on? Look, wait a second.
You had whistleblowers tell you this kind of thing? Can you please unpack that?
Yeah, I had I had a guy who was who was uniformed.
He was a senior enlisted.
OK, this guy is welcome.
He came into my office in Crestview, Florida.
Yeah, he's got a non-classified setting.
I had members of my staff there.
Chahaukem, all the UFO, all the aliens, everything is all in America.
Like the aliens are spawning in from fucking
planet DE whatever one to four whatever and they go you guys we are gonna go to
America it doesn't matter the wall or not we are going there and they just keep
going and going and they don't don't go anywhere else no other country they just
keep going to America come on brother really brother I wish it was the
casinos I wish it was the casinos I wish I didn't even take this fucking deal at
this point. I wish it was the fucking casinos. What kind of
question is that? Would I be sitting or ranting with my eyes
looking half fucking sad and half exhausted? Because even I've
been anally penetrated by the fucking casino? Do I look like
I'm using Phil fucking balance? Is this the face and haircut
and fucking beard of a fucking Phil balance streamer? I'd be
joyous and fucking happy every stream. Hey, everybody. Welcome
We're
To have no problem eating a dog I
Would eat a cat what I
Would not eat your dog. I would not eat your cat
But I would eat a dog and I would eat a cat
That's the way I feel
If a dog tasted better than a steak, I'd be eating dogs every day.
No, well, there's not, that's not really how we, I don't think that this is where society, I actually disagree with how society tells what's okay and not okay, but we've set the, we've set the norms and we've operated in a way that makes the world that we live in.
And the reality is that guys,
dog and cats we know of, they're domesticated,
they're sensible creatures and all that, right?
And we just don't do that.
Doesn't matter what they taste like,
we just don't do that, is what it is.
It has nothing to do with taste or whatever.
I knew it's not,
well, it's a completely different story.
It's just not, it's not what we do.
And it's a complete different type.
Would I be eating dogs every day?
What about a horse?
I eat a horse.
What about a rat?
You the rat?
I do rat.
What else?
I eat dog in China.
One time it was okay.
Maybe yeah.
What about, I don't know about this.
What about mini cow?
Uh, do you eat ass?
No, it's gross.
It's disgusting.
Of course not.
the fuck's wrong with you you sick freak fuck you I would have no problem
eating a dog
annoying that trans people and everybody inside of the LGBT umbrella not
everybody but the outspoken pathological narcissistic self-obsessed
self-referential attention whores inside of these communities can't stop talking
about themselves and because of that they need every piece of media to reaffirm
their identity. It is fucking exhausting for me to have to see every single thing
has some sort of gay pride, trans pride, some variation of this and this is
coming from somebody, I support gay rights. I support trans rights for
adults. I support a lot of these things, but I don't want to fucking see it in
every single piece of media constantly. It is this overcorrection where they
want to put their sexuality front and center and basically force people into
interfacing with and acknowledging that they are what they are. This is
exhausting. It's confident. I don't need to drive. But what about, um, what
about the seasonal events with the love thing, the chat.
What is it again?
It's a little budget kisses and shit
and then a bunch of hearts were.
Is that kind of the same?
Valentine's event, they're gonna have seasonal shit.
No?
I mean, they have that.
Okay, so six, seven.
Oh, that's universal, isn't it?
Tational, it's unnecessary, and it's insecure.
you want to suck it dude stick go ahead
shut the fuck up shut the fuck up about it holy shit how many times do we have
to hear about this so that's the way I see it chat chat why don't they just do
a thing right where it just it's not even particularly this it's all of it's
it's everybody. It's like some, it's the global week of love in every way possible, right?
So everybody wins. So everybody wins. It's inclusive because it's also good. And just
give it new colors and a new flag and it makes everybody happy. It's just world day, world
love it's a you know it's a matter take mom all lives matter take mm-hmm well it's
just it's just a color temperature down because there's gonna be fuel for them
for the Mothers and I think I think in all in all I don't know if it really
gathers a big W sometimes I think he caused more damage
It's been a bit forcefully.
Oh, no.
She is.
Counting or not counting game violence.
Great.
coming back you know I'm just worried that you're not gonna find your stride
here if you keep going off-world all the time Cara worried you're not gonna find
your people yeah well that's the same Clark I have no people shit garbage trash
Amazing!
Guys, guys, this is called a one-promptor, you know what is a one-promptor?
This is a movie made in a single prompt.
One prompt, one movie.
Almost wherever you are, buddy.
Don't know, at least had each other.
Honestly, it's not really a question.
This is Joe's bad side.
I hate on it.
This is another honor.
Look, almost by definition, run down.
Chad, if you give me bad CGI, I hate it.
What is it?
Can you do this bullshit like super easy to tell a CGI you can literally see the fucking pixels on a screen
That they're fucking to work with this dog shit got yeah, I'm gonna handle it. It's that old
The brickens card the on still on the person
He has three days.
I'm not giving up on T'jiya, I know what T'jiya on his is.
It's the crime of the Yellow Hills.
You murdered my innocent family.
Just do what I say.
Like, dude, come on.
I know you want to rage rate me and it's all good.
There's no way you look at it and say, wow.
Dude, this looks really good.
I like this. This looks like fucking dog shit. Just stop it. Who are you towing?
A.
Death looks awful. Like, come on, man.
Yeah, alright. Don't die.
This does not look like this is gonna end well.
For you guys.
Stop.
You're hurting my head.
Now it's time to stop the road
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Didn't see this shit doesn't look good it like like not telling it to me like brother. There's details everywhere. It looks nice
You had this state back this year, you had this state back that year.
Had if Father, do it...
Your father never started a war.
You are the strongest in the world!
You can't fight with freedom.
But you are the strongest in this world!
You have the power gained!
Now I gotta take it!
I'm getting better soon!
You are the best I can gain!
I'm getting stronger!
Now I gotta take it!
I'm not afraid to die, but I must not die yet.
Oh, what I hit on it, it looks great.
Okay, that's about it, that's about it, yeah, and the other thing is that, oh yeah, one
is practical, one is set, one is CGI, brother, it doesn't cause that much money to make a
nice set, like some of this shit is easily doable, with practice, just build a nice
set, some of this shit looks god awful, it looks awful, it's my problem with fucking
Star Wars and the sets look cheap, then they look like you're gonna fucking, you're gonna
take a knife and you're gonna go and it's gonna break, it's gonna fucking crumble and
you're gonna see the fucking Styrofoam. It's shit.
Hold on a minute. I agree. It's either the hyperlipid, I don't know, it's a cohesive,
cohesive piece of work.
Piper might not be a household name, at least among adults, but ask your kids. His new role
as a midterm surrogate for some Democrats is proof that his political influence is fan
expanding far beyond the streaming platform, yo, what does these pictures check as I think
it is like what when they show Johnny sins and he's like a firefighter, a doctor, like
at least nine adults, but ask your kids his new role as a midterm surrogate for some Democrats
is proof that his political influence is fan expanding far beyond like dude, what a streaming
platform, Twitch, where he has taken up residence. He is without question an online influencer
with nearly three million followers. His rise as a prominent voice on the left.
Okay, this is edited. Okay, this is edited. There's no way his head is that small. It's
a stubby.
Now driving a wedge between Democrats and for good reason. Hassan Piker's past and present
is checkered with controversial, if not outrageous, if not bigoted, state comments like this
on.
America deserve 9 11 dude.
I'm saying it.
We totally put on ourselves dude.
Holy shit.
The ultra orthodox Jews leaving Israel hilarious.
Okay.
If they serve in the military and then they get their untrained inbred asses shipped into
southern Lebanon again.
Again very funny.
It's Tom Piker calling Orthodox Jews inbred.
Piker has also posted comments such as these, where he unequivocally sides with Hamas, calling
them the lesser of two evils compared to the government of Israel.
Piker has since apologized for his comments on 9-11, but he stood by the rest.
He's accusing others of taking him out of context.
In a Wall Street Journal op-ed, the leaders of the Democratic think tank third way, right,
quote, Mr. Piker is anti-American, anti-women, anti-Western, and anti-Semitic.
no Democrat should engage with him.
All should seek to push him to the fringe
where he belongs, unquote.
Sam Piker has recently become an issue in Michigan.
It's home to a competitive three-way Democratic
primary for governor, Dr. Abdul Al-Sayed,
one of the three candidates and a former CNN commentator
announced that Piker will join him for two rallies in April.
His opponents quickly seized on that.
Slamming the decision is unacceptable,
calling Piker not somebody that you should be campaigning with
at a moment when there's clearly a lot of pain
and trauma across our state.
Ardonia Sullivan caught up with Piker over the weekend at a No Kings rally in New York
and asked how he fits into the Democratic Party's future.
You have become an issue within the Democratic Party yourself.
Tell us about that.
I don't think I'm necessarily an issue within the Democratic Party as much as I am an issue
for a lot of consultants.
I don't want fascism to win in this country.
I don't want Republicans to win in this country.
We can argue on the methods, maybe you think that my world view and my values and the policies
that I want, politicians to represent might be different than yours, but at the end of
the day I think we have the same goals.
I should note, I misspoke, it's a Michigan Senate primary, not governor primary.
Jonah Platt is with us, he's the host of Being Jewish with Jonah Platt Podcast.
Peter Handy is the founding partner of Puck News and...
And a three-way primary issue.
I want to that.
He's the third way.
is a very racist ideology, it's an ethno-religious supremacist ideology, and it's the underpinning
ideology that has caused the genocide in the hands of Israel, and also the United States.
Clear pointing things out also inoculate themselves against claims of Jew hatred by pointing
it out in places that aren't them.
He's been very clear pointing things out on the right, oh that's anti-Semitism.
These are the tropes they use, and then he'll use the exact same tropes and just sub-Jew
for Israel, which is the place where all Jews collectively have a connection to, and is
the homeland where more than 50% of Jews on the planet Earth live.
So it's not, he would never say Jews control the media, but Israel controls the media.
And the Jews didn't pull us into the war with Iran and control the American government,
but Israel does.
And so he's able to sort of get away with some of this stuff in these subtle ways when
and really his impact is just as harmful as any out and out.
Notice me, please.
He's got a different name, and he comes from a different wing of politics.
It's interesting.
Politico has a bunch of Democratic politicians running for president, or might run for president,
if they would ever do his podcast.
And the only two Jews thinking about possibly running for president, Rahm Emanuel and Josh
Biro, both suggested that they might be willing to.
I think this gets to something important with this debate in Michigan.
It's all about what you're doing and the goals.
This is my opinion.
This is my membership opinion.
If you say, oh dude, anti-Zionist isn't anti-Semitic,
whatever, okay.
Fair enough.
I mean, somebody's using the method
of trying to portray everything as anti-Zionist
to have the goals that are anti-Semitic in my opinion.
It's wrong.
It's wrong.
It's like when people say,
oh guys, will all wives matter?
It's like, okay, I would agree with this in general,
but most people that say this shit,
Most of them do it in a way to discredit Black Lives Matter shit, is what it is, and you
can disagree with me on all you want, but it's just a lot of you use it as a vehicle to
go somewhere else.
So when I see a bad actor that uses the vehicle, I call it out, and I think that's not good.
And that's different to go on to his podcast and joust over ideas.
I think seeing Josh Shapiro and Hasan Piker on his Twitch stream would be fascinating.
I think Joshua Perot is smart and they would have a spirited debate, as they say in politics.
The difference is going out to campaign with somebody, and the candidate, it's implicitly
endorsing his views or suggesting, why don't you come to Michigan and campaign with me.
That's the difference.
I think candidates should be able to go on to podcast with people who disagree with them.
But yeah, I mean the politics of Israel heading into.
But then I'll do that, they're all going to do that though.
Um, okay.
Uh, I think that would probably be because I thought I did though, but I thought,
was my goal to discredit the LGBT, was my goal to be anti gay, whatever?
Absolutely not. Like when, when, if you get a feel for what somebody is doing,
um, then it's just, it's just like a reading thing. If you, sometimes you go, yeah.
Pay me some picture of what it's like on the ground. What'd you see?
When I first landed in Cuba, I was taken aback by how beautiful everything was.
Well, look at it. They trashed them and they had them on the show on Sunday.
You know, you got the 1950s cars and it's a tropical island destination,
but very quickly thereafter, as soon as we got into Havana,
the main city area where people congregate,
I couldn't believe the size that I was seeing. It was very sad.
Defending BLM terrorist organization.
now defending be a terrorist organization. It's not about it's not about fucking it's not about
this pretty be a murder. You missed the point that I used it as an example as an example of
when people maybe go some businesses. Oh guys be a lot of people all of my all is better all is
better all is better. Oh wow. Oh yeah. Blood is better. I just I just want to show you why
White lights matter.
Go them, go them, go them.
Okay, well, I'm gonna keep it in bug with you.
It's pretty obvious what you're doing.
Otherwise, it's just a reading thing.
You're reading to it.
Our tour guide at the time said that this was
somewhat of a product of hurricane season
and how difficult it is to like repair these buildings.
And I already had known about the rolling blackouts
and I experienced them later in the day.
And it was definitely unlike anything
I've ever experienced before, everything's pitch black.
there aren't any traffic lights on.
Like it's crazy, right?
But I was taken aback and was very sad
by all the poverty.
Mar-a-Lago with a Trump shit as a humiliation ritual
to your master BTW.
You done?
You done?
That I saw.
And then I was very angry.
It was actually Ben Rhodes who told me
that I would get very sad when I first went to.
Former Obama foreign policy advisor.
Former Obama foreign policy advisor, Ben Rhodes,
who was formative in the previous normalization agreement
with Cuba that Barack Obama had orchestrated.
And he was right.
It was very sad to see, but then it was very angry.
It was very anger inducing,
because I felt like there was a lot of potential on this island
that we were just robbing the people of.
And it's totally cruel and totally unnecessary.
It was part of the-
I will never admit that meeting the president
was not a mistake.
And I would do it again.
How many times have I ever said it?
I don't give a shit.
You know, I'm in the fucking fold of the public.
I don't give a shit.
I don't give a shit.
Well, it's an experience that is sold for out and unique.
I'm gonna give you the answer, dude.
Most people would absolutely take it upon.
Even though this is a good thing, tremendously.
I don't give a shit.
I'm gonna give you the answer.
The reason why I went to Cuba, because I've heard a lot
about Cuban organizing, Cuban government.
I'd read a lot about it.
I knew about the island's history of developing sovereignty.
But I'd also heard about this blockade, right?
And I wanted to figure out exactly how this blockade
was harming people directly,
and in many ways that are indirect,
because the blockade itself is designed to be invisible.
It's a system of sanctions.
It's like bureaucratic nightmare.
Oh, the embargo, yeah.
I mean, it renders it impossible for the island
to do regular commerce, just like any other country.
Banks can't take out loans from any other banks.
You as an American citizen as a matter of fact have a lot of restrictions on what you can and can't do both on the island
Or if you want to even send money if you have relatives on the island
It's a very difficult process to like directly send cash payments to your relatives as well
Jack Jack I think the embargo was from way back when like Cold War shit. No
Like is that is that what when I just started?
it's totally unnecessary rules are so arbitrary so small yet they're so
damaging to everyone to everyday human existence what we well I don't know what
the problem is I don't know the solution I don't I don't really understand it
that much I'm not a lie like are they doing a sentence for no reason like
Like, like, like, what would be the reason for that?
Um...
I know all of you.
Put in the garbage.
I'm not gonna watch this shit. This is garbage.
Um, I don't know what is that.
Magic of the Universe. What is that?
This is a fucking... This is a zero-proctor.
This is actually... Nobody actually prompted this movie,
uh, through AI or whatever.
It actually self-generated itself.
It's one of the first self-gen movies.
Oh my god, what did I just watch?
What the fuck was that?
I feel bad for people that are going to grow up watching these movies like just dude I know
I know that I'm really like nitpicking very hard on this, but the fake scuff that this shit is awful
Brother, he looks like a scuff mega man like
Like brother look at this shit, are you kidding me, but there there's probably better
Replicas of this on fucking XC or whatever like
Take the slide.
This is awful!
Ten, twenty-four.
Look at this shit.
It's disgusting.
What is this?
Brother!
Twenty-four.
Until Cheris does stand tall.
Your chair is to stand tall.
A universe, a quick and much other.
This is my home, I'm gonna fight for it, but I can't do it without you.
Somebody, what's wrong?
I need every man, woman, or whatever that is.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Sorry, it looks god-awful. I don't even know. Like.
And I have to call.
You're too scared to use it.
Trust me.
And I shall.
Same problem, just look at this.
This is the one we're trying to use.
Just the lighting, the shadows.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, brother Manna.
Toofie on movie.
What the fuck am I looking at?
XQCL.
It just makes you sound a little very crazy.
So, pretty much the same setup as always. Got it.
This gives me very Spider-Man and the other guy vibe, no?
Like, very humble, forced-relatable.
Like, oh, it's my friend. Let's do it. Let's do the joke where it's ironic and it's like a camombra.
Why are you talking about what music I like my nigga bro? Why are you talking about what music I like you freaky frog?
Bro, my nigga, we don't even speak the same language.
You dead ass have your own language.
We're not gonna like the same things.
Bro, send me the clip, bro.
That shit really blew me.
Oh boy, chat.
Guys, I said, I think it's been too harsh
on the album, right?
And I think it's not being consistent.
It's all good.
Guys, why are people not allowed
to disagree with one another?
Guys, disagreements are what makes us who we are.
We need disagreements to have agreements.
Otherwise we're just clankers, man.
I think sometimes, sometimes, hold on now, hold on.
Jack, this is more of a streaming game thing.
And I want to break the fourth wall.
I'm not trying to be rude.
I'm not trying to be sweetened at all.
But based on who's gonna be on the stream
and whether or not in the booth,
collab or opportunity, the take about the music changes a little bit. Hold on now. Hold on now.
Let's let let if you're to break if you're to break down a smiley a two smiley whatever. Um,
I feel like the take isn't absolutely truthful. Well, this is right. That's right.
Even if the product ends up being much lower quality than the most of the whole audio like
Yeah
Um, what was watching say next to slimy see I told you
Look, he already has to slimy on
I'm on
I need to look at the whole block just chat. Where's it at?
Give me not watch the whole block. Give me not watch the VOD.
Um, where? No VODs.
Where are you coming from? That's what's important. I see where he's coming from, bro.
I see where he coming from. Girl shit.
This is what he dropped.
Friday. Oh, Benji cold. Oh.
I
Reason dumbass really
Bro, what's that I can't like Kanye album nigga fuck I can't like Kanye album nigga. Holy shit
What's wrong with that bro real shit um
really is
I can't like I am good ADL is great. No, yeah, I just add them cuz he's in here. That's
True take at the tournament starting and where he's right
No, no, he doesn't have he's right fucking I look stupid. I don't see no team Rekai in this whole yo people at his right
At his right quickly at his right
Guys always finish last shit. No, man
Bully is good ADL is great. Mmm. So you think ADL better than bully? I mean, I'm not gonna argue with you. I
Didn't say the project was terrible though. I never said it was terrible. I just said it's not your feel sunny man
We'll go in my channel and sell like some fucking nerd from from the local suburb
He goes in his chat and just to sound like he's some sort of gangster like it's crazy to switch up
brother
fucking they got way right when you learn that word
What the fuck hello
Fuck oh my gosh
Bully and 80 all right
Yeah, I guess I was like a hustle though. I do it like a hustle. I did it a hustle and I actually I
wish I didn't say what I just said about the collab thing. It's just it's just gonna have it as
it guys. It's hard to say yo dude your shit sucks now put it go on my stream so we could do a
streamer it's just it's just not good it's bad it's bad for business
yeah I like to disagree and I don't mind agree with Max if he wants to disagree
with me more often we can still be friends and disagree a lot
2024 like late
I'm not even kidding y'all
Holy crap. Oh, yeah, but yeah, I mean
Somebody gets the five subs Venice
I think it's the AI agent
Oh my god, bro, oh my god. Oh my god
Best ability to watch the audience's rocket launch, where's the rocket launch?
Plus 10 seconds.
Wait.
I live here.
I can watch it in real life.
I can watch it in real life.
Yo, yo, Jesse, Jesse, I just got this brand new idea.
Bang.
We road trip and I just got my license.
I just renewed it! I just got it!
G-guile over there, and then we watch it in the real life, Melee!
And then we-we didn't meet the musk! Yo, maybe we didn't meet the musk.
Dude. No? Chad, Melee range?
Oh, it's-oh, it's Naza. Oh.
Um...
Okay, that's cool too.
That's cool too. That is also cool.
All right.
Should we watch that?
It's a man, it's a man, it's a man, isn't it?
I'm going live in about two minutes.
Hope to see you all there.
Hey you guys.
Alright.
Woohoo! Woohoo!
Ahhh! Thanks so much!
You will? You will?
You will, you will, you will, you will, you will!
Okay, is that okay?
Oh yes, baby.
I
Didn't seem okay
Jack Jack, what if you couldn't do see the rocket in your life?
Oh my god
Oh my god, oh
It's too far
This is astronaut Jack Barry from space station
They're all dead.
Something has injured the ship.
It's not human.
My life is in danger.
I repeat, my life is in danger.
It is here.
Holy Chas let me get him a roll.
Just kill me already you lost my son of a bitch.
Do it!
Wait what is he?
What?
You are concerned about things, do it!
High five.
Second sound, which?
The local sheriff's office is expecting about 400,000 people to show up to the launch.
You really think you got it like that to go see it cut 40,000 people are gonna go to the lunch
Yeah, I mean we have to get some some something cool
transmission of the Orion space capsule
Talk to one of the guys will be the first time we put humans on this rocket
We're going back to the moon because it's the next step in our journey to Mars
We were always going to the moon pushing ourselves to explore is just
core to who we are that's a part of being a human
We shall return
Continuing to turn
You know this edit like a MrBeast skit coming back to Earth seven miles
That's seven miles
Humanity sets big goals we can bring together genius from around the world
You have the best people on planet earth putting this
Can we go back to the moon?
Actually, I think I'm gonna see
To innovate for the benefit of humanity and to inspire the world to discover it
And here we go
What the hell? Let me on with this
Oh, 150 months, can I get a welcome to the jungle ex-QCL?
Why not? Why not?
New stream idea, get on the spaceship at KFC
Why don't they drop a package on the moon?
And have it go around like a robot that they can they can operate and
Get footage from it on the moon like a little like a little but
little but
Oh, they have that
They have that oh
All right
Artemis 3 they will land on it
Really?
Wait, it's a three year-
AHHHHH
Oh my fucking- oh my god
Yes sir! Let's go!
Yeah, what the-
We got help. My boy.
Hey, Pintas. Let's go.
Chad, why don't we go to the moon on April 1st?
Now, if something great happens, you won't even believe it.
Any news people won't believe it.
But I really really like the fighters in the UFC.
It's such a fucking shame.
It fucking sucks.
He fucking sucks.
I've been getting more and more into the UFC, and as such, I've started hating Dana White more and more.
As you pay more to the sport, you unfortunately can pay more attention to the fucking fungus.
It is sickening how underpaid the athletes are, their starter contracts, that should be criminal.
Dana White should be at handcuffs right now for that kind of shit, it's fucking disgusting.
And it's something Sean O'Malley mentioned as well, though Sean O'Malley seems perfectly content being financially cut by Dana White.
And the bonuses kind of just a bandaid for the problem of Dana White being too cheap.
Dana Worm White's has to find all kinds of grubby, penny-pinching schemes.
One and a half billion dollars in 2025.
That's not nearly enough to satiate Dana White's gluttony.
He keeps making a fucking fool of himself.
He is just a factory of zero IQ ideas and even worse execution.
I don't think Dana White has any respect at all for his wife.
She had slept.
The reason, the reason why I, I, I, I agree is that it's, oh, it's only a business is that I need to put more money into it.
And he would expand the pool of contestants and he would expand the people that want to do this as a, as a career, whatever.
And in turn, we actually end up with more athletes and more and better main card fights.
You would, if you put, put, put more money, if you, if you pay the fighters more, the reward is from the outside.
Oh, wow. These guys make a lot of money. I want to do this. And now you have more fighters
Overall that that that target that what they want to do
So that's mainly why why why add is being a white and then he responded by slapping her multiple times
Also not just said publicly about what he made his wife do in regards to the birth of his child to compensate
His schedule the due date was the chocolate elf fight. Oh lord and I said to the doctor this thing didn't work
So we scheduled the C-section to take him early.
He jeopardized the safety and the health of not just his wife, but also his fucking baby,
so that way he could go to the Chuck Liddell fight.
That's deplorable.
Downright evil.
What the fuck, man?
One of the most important, most memorable, most meaningful moments of your life.
But to Dana White, that's just an obstacle,
because now it's potentially infringing on his ability to go watch the Chuck Liddell fight.
Genuinely fucked up.
I believe Dana White is under the impression that he wants the worksheet for him.
him. I can see this being the reasoning. If they make too much money, they make a little
bit of money, a few fights, then they quit. Then they quit. Then they deplete the pool
of that, at least they actually want to do it. I feel like that could make sense.
What are they complaining about?
The UFC should be paying artists instead of using generative AI.
Give me a fucking break. AI is common, and if we're using AI, who gives a shit? People
are upset about it. We should use artists. Shut the fuck up and watch the fights.
Dana White doesn't even pay to fighters. You think he cares about paying artists?
This fucking goober, this goddamn zombie would 1000% be using AI fighters if he could to save even more money on it.
Just shut up and consume our...
I don't know how to sum up that with that.
...and expect a lot more AI from Dana White.
How much money he can save by just farting out AI generated shit fucking scumbag.
I do not like Dana White.
Again, my christianism chat is very unorthodox.
I don't need to disagree with use of AI, not because AI bad,
just because some fans would do it for free.
Like if you look close enough, you could get the best flyers made,
the best ads, the best whatever for free.
Literally diehard core fans that are
passionate fuck would absolutely do it and just send it to an email,
use this for free.
And then they could have literally so as they like bomb the barrel.
the way but I really really like the fighters in the UFC it's such a fucking
shame it fucking sucks he fucking sucks yeah I'm no one of it will be the
symptoms of all that I'm not gonna act like I understand it and I think people
that that jump to the conclusion that they understand it are also down there
he shows against a second Pokemon gym leader because he raised too many
pokemon blimbs AI are cheating you
what
wake up it's the first of the month
well I mean it cheated again I lost again because it's a critical hit it does
Double damage and I lose the case in the hyper radio. I'm not gonna win again. It literally cheated exactly the same way again
It keeps doing critical hits for no reason. No, it's completely fucking stupid
Well, there is she's a little 13th
That's it, bro. He's all low level. It's all garbage fucking
Bro, what is bloat bloat Pokemon spam?
What the fuck? Hello?
No starter what may yes because you had to get picture then
You get that in the fourth?
I don't know, I get that like a late game.
It should be good, right?
There's nothing you can do like what did I do wrong absolutely anything's done as long as I thought I thought it was gonna
It was gonna grind you in a weird, I didn't enjoy that much.
You just span level them.
Yeah, it's just not here.
I can't go back there.
What the heck is that?
Chad, what if you can swim though?
That's probably a really good skiper.
Yo dude that looks really cool now.
That's like a crazy...
Oh it's bonnetu dense really.
Dude!
A real one in the wilderness like that?
Is that rare?
when you play in the leather sex season
no really it's not
HOLY
HOLY SHIT
Chad that is scary
when you play in the leather sex season
Okay, it almost moved like seamlessly, you know, like, almost like a tank, when its wheels
are rolling around.
There we go, baby.
Easy as fuck.
There we go, baby.
Woo!
Woo!
It's been a while longer than in the Warzone game and finding a needle in a haystack ten hours
All right
Look at it, bro. Look at nobody's chest celebrating. Look at that. Read the chat. Look at this
That's a bot omg bruh bot actual bot. It's a bot
There it comes a badge
It's a bot botting. Oh my god
Oh, not one person is not a single party celebrating
Zero persons
The one good comment is a fucking VIP
For all the marbles
Let's get it.
Oh, it's with Valor, it's with Valor now?
Uh-oh.
Well, what is he doing?
Well, I mean what is doing?
What?
Is that the full video?
See, and as such, I've started hating Dana White more and more.
As you pay more attention to the sport, you, unfortunately-
Yo, what is this?
You shouldnt'l have to pay more attention to this fucking fungus.
It is sickening how underpaid the athletes are.
Their starter co-
Jack, Jack, if- if an opinion or a topic isn't like super widespread, I'd say-
I think calling it out and talking about it is perfectly fine.
I mean, I, why had most people talking about a topic?
If it's not some super widespread thing, it's, I mean,
it's perfectly fine.
Mr. Terry, do you speak English, sir?
What you think?
Is it direct?
What's he have?
I was guessing shit like that.
Dutch, do you want me to mute the booth?
No, he's going to have to answer my questions.
If not, I'll just, I won't do it today
and he can sit for another day
until I hear his case. Mr. Terry, do you speak English?
Are you a citizen of the United States?
No, I'm a citizen of Mars.
Are you a citizen of the United States, sir?
What the fuck do you think?
All right, we're going to hold this over tomorrow. I'm not going to stand for this very conduct.
Mr. Terry, do you speak English, sir?
What do you think?
Is he?
Um, alright.
Okay, excuse me.
Let's count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Well, Joe, I've been a foreman.
So, did the rest chore?
It was like the director told him.
You're Koreskos!
Italy missed World Cup again? What do you mean by that?
Which gate is it?
While investigating a hit-and-run crash, an officer hears a nearby car rapidly accelerating.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Instead of slowing down, the driver of the Mustang GT stomps on the gas and speeds off.
The pissed-off cop quickly hops into his car but is too slow to catch up with the Formula 1 wannabe.
So he canvases nearby neighborhoods until finally, Lady Luck intervenes.
What is this? This is a weirdo video.
What is this man? I haven't seen it. I haven't seen this before.
Yeah, can you help me step out?
Hi. Do I look familiar?
Yeah, I know. Turn around and put your hands behind your back.
You're under arrest for fleeing a living law enforcement.
What?
I walked out, flagged you down, told you to stop, and you rapidly accelerated away from
me.
What?
Yes, ma'am.
It's all embodied again.
You're going to follow me.
Nope.
I walked out of the road and was telling you to stop.
You walked out on the road.
Correct.
And I was telling you to stop.
It's all embodied again.
You're under arrest for fleeing a living law enforcement.
You're just sitting inside because you want to go under arrest, right?
Can I just call her mom?
Yeah, you can call her mom.
Is that on her phone right there?
I am a law enforcement officer, fully uniformed, telling you to stop because you're passing
all those cars in a double yellow house.
You passed multiple.
Doesn't matter.
You still flood law enforcement.
And then you rapidly accelerated as you went by me.
You didn't stop and do anything.
Didn't even hit the brakes.
No, I was going to speed on that.
No, if you weren't.
Can I call someone else?
There was just me there.
I don't know who you want to talk to.
Who do you want to talk to?
Maybe it was Corporal Edison.
Yeah, he's on his way.
You're more than welcome to.
That's why you're not waiting law enforcement, so.
Yeah.
I can fix. I can fix. Um, like, yeah, huh? Oh yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, no, I literally was that I hear her car accelerating rapidly. So I look and she's in the middle of passing vehicles coming back over. I'm in the road.
road. I can fix that. I can
see 23 but all my mom is
all you can say no breaks and
no lights open. She just keeps
going guns it so that's we're
going to looting all day long.
So can we go to court for this?
Absolutely you're going to be going
to court no matter what.
You said you have on dash cams.
Even better because I was right there.
So what's your name?
This is nice. Nice to meet you.
So never I mean I know I agree
I don't think I don't think I'm sticking.
I don't think you could originally articulate that,
that you initiated a stop on foot by signaling random person that would never stick.
That's crazy.
He's trying to.
They're arresting me for sitting on a living.
I've passed on a double line and then.
That is no legal person for that. Are you kidding me?
I said, I'm getting arrested because an officer set up a police officer.
I'm not going to be arrested.
I'm not going to be arrested.
I'm not going to be arrested.
I'm not going to be arrested.
I'm not going to be arrested.
I'm not going to be arrested.
officer said I was flinging a looting. I was driving on because, because, because he would
have to somehow identify himself or, or appear, appear beyond, beyond all doubt that, Oh,
this is an officer one and two. I'm being pulled over or stopped. These are the two
things that they would have to, and this, that was nice. That was a lot of like, you
half ran in front of my uniform. If they're speeding it. So if you're saying that they're
speeding and they're not listening at that speed, you wouldn't be able to tell that
that's an officer and you would be able to say, is there written police? You've been
able to tell. So it's one of the other. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
And then, um, now I'm getting arrested for it because I parked him because he said I
was fleeing.
Doesn't matter. Don't need to be. I absolutely don't need to have like science
activated. I'm a fully uniform law enforcement officer telling you to stop.
Yeah
I did I don't know who's that I talked to him. Yeah, sir. Yeah, okay
Hey there, it's officer and it's gonna be just like gt
Officer Riera with the new sort of each place to farm it
She's been on body cam
That you look familiar one I choose she hasn't been a red red her rights first
But we're guys she did say she did say that he looked familiar that he looked like a cop and to
I shouldn't acknowledge that that she was being stopped or pulled over or that or that she was feeding you you're wrong about all that
So literally I'm in the middle of the road done before a uniform police officer telling her to stop not only does she not even apply the brakes
She rapidly accelerates away from I'm not I'm not depending on give you a
Decent several hundred feet over you
She's gone nowhere, so then I obviously find the card and make contact
I was given clear hand signals to stop and I have a witness who was the victim of my
clear hand signals who watched the entire thing.
So, you know, of course, all right, right, four minutes into the video.
Let's see if there's any clear hand signals.
You stop, stop, stop, no, just now.
That's going to be a big no for me.
He keeps the L30s going down.
Guy with white shirt, does a hello on the road.
Now, now they must acknowledge it.
This is a cop and I'm being pulled over and signaled
to stop and pull over and I'm being arrested.
And if I continue going forward,
I am now fleeing and looting.
Now I'll shut up.
Just stop, you sound stupid.
Did she, did she, was she able to see you?
Oh yeah, I am in a, I am in a, she just told me
I saw him in my uniform, so that's all I need.
And I know she saw me because I was about in the middle of the road to where she would,
before she would.
And that's another thing to be doing, 65 plus.
So I had everything I need for flaying and alerting, it is what it is.
So she can take it and take it to a school.
I think it's the only thing that I want to see on a new back trail, I don't need to.
Not sure if you like that stuff, but it's kind of cool.
Okay, can you put her back on the side?
should have to maintain a certain win rate on charges that they push or things that they go for.
If this guy pushes you like this all the time and nothing ever sticks, he should be removed
or downgraded to a point where he can't do anything and other people have to do a forum.
Otherwise, it's the wasting court's time and tax money. You're paying for this shit. If this
isn't sticking, it goes nowhere. You're paying for this shit. You should be none of this.
So you'll probably be in 10 jails for the weekend then.
Also, if you want to boost like this, I'm not listening.
It's not our understanding.
I mean, these are plastic fucking boots from the cosplay store.
Why were you going that fast down there?
I passed one car. I passed one car because he was going like 30 and I passed him.
Plus, I didn't see him.
I didn't see him.
Why didn't you pull over?
Did you like the same excuse
for an individual Alex Prince modernist?
Because it wasn't like he was
I really didn't even know
I just saw a person in white black
and then
he had one hand out and it wasn't like
he was in front of my car like that
he literally was from the side
like completely the side
I wasn't going 60, that's a hearsay
I was not going 60
from 30 to 60
I can't just do that when I can't go to the other side of the road.
Oh, here's that.
He didn't, he didn't, he came over and found my car and pulled it.
It's all on body cam, sir.
I was almost in the roadway.
The reason I didn't go all the way in the roadway is because she was going so fast
that you want to get hit by her.
Because obviously I could see that she was not slowing down.
Oh, I was just, what he thinks.
Yeah, I guess I believe I need the skills crew.
I'm actually an instructor for speed test.
Oh, I'm not expecting to get this on the phone.
I wouldn't be laughing. It's a phony. You committed a phony. Don't laugh at that still won't be here
in an officer. It's all, it's all on body cam. I've been trying to be respectful to her, but
right, I don't get it. Like you just totally just screwed yourself inside and out for what you just
did. It's going to be a big long W flavor. Get that out too now. There's going to be a 30 day
hold on it. There's going to be a 30 day hold on it. So your nursing stuff is going to be screwed
now too, because you don't have no damn manners.
W. Dad would pull the skit and say, okay, then I'm really mad and I'm gonna get home.
Those are the things I get involved with, just so that I could get a lawyer and get
a proper legal defense and then scold her later in private and do whatever they got
to do with their child to educate them, right?
While still defending their child like everybody should.
You know what, it's gonna take something like this
to fuck you up now, and now you're done,
because you're so fucking hot,
you're in cocky the whole damn time
when you come up to the officer,
and you gotta be a real jerk, didn't you?
I know you can't molester, he's got the body cam on.
So you just totally screwed your whole shit up,
nursing degree, everything you just did,
because you're being invincible, but guess what?
I've always been the parents, yeah, I agree,
but in this instance though, it's still hot
and it's still in the middle of the situation.
You don't know what play they could be going for.
On top of that, I'm gonna be honest with you.
You don't want your child to incriminate themselves
in a way that they could hit with something
that they didn't even do.
Like, why would your child be caught with some
fluency alluding, reckless driving,
reckless endangerment, all that?
When they were speeding, speeding is bad,
Skull them for speeding things dog shit. Fuck them and fuck you but without going to jail for the rest of your life
You know me like come on, bro. Like there's
You'll see how invincible you are you know what it might teach you a lesson now, baby
All right, so when you get to jail you get one phone call. Oh my god
So when you call your mom and start bitting at her and stuff, is she going to make you
stay at the table?
You call me?
I think you're going to get a tattoo because I'm not putting up with the petition.
Maybe you know your beauty guy attitude is going to change.
It's going to change.
It's ridiculous.
It's going to be a pain change.
You know, you kind of probably liked an officer from the get go and you probably wouldn't be
in a situation you are right now.
And I bet if you ask the officer that your cocking is just probably won't touch you in that position right there.
I can't see it.
Alright, she's getting searched right now by a female deputy. Do you have anything else?
Well, I don't be really, she's probably also pretty spoiled though. I mean, let's be honest.
She has like a modified sports car, got her nails done the whole time, nine yards.
I don't want to be sexist, but I don't think she probably didn't pay for all that.
We're going to load it off and do some paperwork, okay?
Yes, sir, no problem.
Is that going to shoot back on us?
Do you want it back on?
I'm saying if your mom can bail you out now or otherwise, otherwise you will sit there and film like that.
I got to calculate it, but...
She's bad.
Do you have a order, brother?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess.
I know him very well. Yep. We're going to go to his vehicle right here. Okay.
This one right here.
Okay, I don't want you to stand by and see, but I'm just going to buff it in.
Um.
Do you have enough AC?
Oh yeah, it's quite a bit.
What's your name?
My name is Officer Gott.
That's the name.
Paul, you look really good.
How long have you been a police officer?
Uh, a little, almost 11 years.
Do you like it?
Oh, I absolutely love it.
I mean, if I didn't like it, I wouldn't be...
I wouldn't be doing it for 11 years.
How long do you think I'll be there?
Well, I'm pretty sure that it's a third degree felony.
degree felony so you'll have a bond so a couple hours then you'll be able to bond
out. I had to go to jail for one day and I had to stay
Hey, Chad?
Yeah.
I can throw myself in there.
And I've been instead of.
I didn't want to go.
I didn't want to go.
So, Cam.
Hey, man.
All right.
Go ahead and step out.
We're going to go on the right side of this car.
At the same time, I'm just going to drive over here.
What?
Chad.
She literally admitted the entire thing.
Like, I've known the family for a couple of months.
Oh, God.
I played football with her older brother.
I know your dad, I know your brother, I'm very well.
Did you play baseball or football with them?
I played football for a long time.
Yeah.
I followed my mother.
Yeah, she didn't.
She played football for a long time.
I'm keeping my mother in the family.
Well, one, she didn't really into it.
I don't like it to hold up.
Unfortunately, it's a felony no matter what act,
make it physical or act.
You have like zero criminal history, right?
Yeah.
I mean, one time I shoplifted when I was 16,
but I don't think it's on there.
Do they charge you with anything or no?
No.
Can this get expunged or anything?
Me potentially. If you have no criminal history or anything like that.
Yeah.
You know about expungements?
You want the windows up like that or down like that?
It's fine like that.
The camera's kind of covered by that thing. I don't know if that matters.
Well, if it makes it any better, uh, that was my captain.
She's smart and hot.
Okay.
This chat is bugging.
Seriously.
I don't give a video.
I wasn't even watching it all the time.
I was reading the chat.
Like, this chat is bugging.
You were so far gone.
Yo, yo, yo.
Chat calls everybody a shrimp all the time.
They see one decent-looking woman,
and they would lay down their life for just a few minutes
next to her, like, holy shit.
I'm probably getting in trouble for that now.
That makes you feel any better.
Do you have any extra waters?
No, I don't have a pack of water. I had a couple bottles of water.
I don't have any more. I have a ripple of straw.
You want a ripple?
Please.
He said please.
Yo.
You don't have a couple on ripple, right?
No.
I just need something.
I got you.
So, like I said, I'm only writing you the civil traffic passing in the past.
Bevel's fans are crazy though. I gotta talk about both ends.
Thank you.
I don't think that was beating. I mean, I was looking down.
He said looking one man in the back of the car?
Red Bull? Maybe some chicken nuggets?
Oh, black dude in the back of the police cruiser?
Put him in the wrap. Put him in the wrap.
Oh, some water? Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe next week. He's like, holy shit, that's crazy.
I'm not a runner.
Come on, bruh.
What?
Um...
I'm thinking of looting you.
There's a ball that's at 2.5K.
Let me see this.
I'm trying.
Yeah, it's not...
Innocence.
I really don't think you would have to show me some some legal precedent some
case law where at that speed and at that range right it would count as a police
officer one identifying themselves and pulling somebody over from the from
From that far, coming out to the middle of the world with a handgun like that.
I don't see it.
Instead of slowing down, the driver of the Mustang GT stomps on the gas and speeds off.
The pissed-off cop.
They didn't even stop on the gas yet, they were going fast.
I mean, did they speed up?
Heckley hops into his car but is too slow to...
Um, yeah, it looks like most of you are exactly.
Very impressed.
L.
L.
L.
When Dan mentioned the nursing degree, it made all sense. Why?
He literally security guard. True.
Bang. He's right. He's right.
Um, alright.
Is any good?
We can ban all this time, right?
My brother is my brother.
It's me for your birthday, it's your birthday, it's me for your birthday, it's your birthday.
Alright, next video.
Hey, is the guy from the recording? No?
Oh my god!
I
Changed
What
All right, so what was I was I gonna do?
Oh, the other fan panel video, what about it?
Why I subscribe to him?
Hey everyone, Anthony Fantano here, internet or in fewer. Thankfully, it does now seem to be back in a place where he is willing to listen to reason.
could be the medication taking effect, though I can't personally say I know how much he is or is not on at the moment.
But as much as he and his fans would probably hate to admit, another unignorable reality was probably just his circle of collaborators
and those closest to him was slowly growing smaller and smaller.
And I think we are kind of seeing the effects of that given just how scant the list of people were willing to work with him on this album seemingly was.
But if Yae is eventually going to build up trust in people once again, that he is somebody who is safe to work with,
that trust is not going to come back overnight just because you stop acting like a psychopath.
I mean, you even have James Blake out here saying that he doesn't want to be credited on the record.
I mean, he says it's not personal.
He says it has nothing to do with sort of, you know,
anything yay has said.
It's more about sort of like the outcome of the song,
but come on and not to criticize James,
not wanting to be associated with this album
as a fellow artist, I feel like it's a valid want.
Because still at this point,
who knows what the next few years hold for yay.
There are going to be people from here who never trust him
again and never want to work with him again
because of everything that's transpired over the past few years.
And that's a valid thing.
And it's not like the way this album has been rolled out
has been all that inspiring,
even if he is on his best behavior in some way.
I'm not wanting to work or talk to somebody
and not wanting to be associated with him
is totally different.
the other one is performative. He said, oh, I never want to talk to him ever. They are all
working with him. But I'll produce his beat if I'm not quitting on the on the credits and they
don't say that it's about me. Fuck you. Fuck you. Get lost. You're a loser. They stand on nothing.
Bro, they stand on no business. Fucking broke ass motherfucker. Now, just in case you guys need
a reminder, bully as a concept has been a partially known quantity at least for a while now,
like about a year and initially existed as this kind of unfinished YouTube project upload that
honestly given the state it was presented in, in how long it was taking to finish the project,
I thought this was just gonna be one of many random, incompleted, yay projects get tossed into
the dustbin of history. But no, even with some bumps in the road he brought this thing to the
finish line, though there have been some issues and questions with that. For one, obviously this
project was pushed back again and again and again for weeks with so many repeated rumors about
when it was dropping exactly only for it to eventually come out this weekend, but of course
missing that Friday deadline with the song father being treated as a single, coming into with a music
video featuring Travis Scott, which is definitely something to highlight. This project also saw
a physical release, though there has been some debate and misunderstandings about the state of
that. Given that, I guess, Ye already had on hand vinyl pressings of the initial version of the album
that made it. Yes, 10 minutes because it needs an ad cutoff. Like, just talk about the album,
the music. Interfaces to essentially mimic his own voice. Is AI a future of music or is it a
crush? It's not going to explain to people the power of AI and music.
As many hardcore fans know, Ye tends to bring in a lot of guest writers and collaborators
and producers on his projects, may of whom will help write for him or rap or perform certain
verses knowing that he is going to re-record them later down the line, and I suppose in
concept it's kind of easier to envision hefty use of AI, and while this isn't necessarily
dead to right's proof that the whole album is fake or anything like that, in fact I
do think a great deal of this recent version of Bully is real, but this has been enough
to cause confusion and muddy the waters. And if this recent rollout has reminded me of anything,
it's just how awful it is to deal with his cult-like fanbase and just sort of observe the way that
they're completely unable to critique or assess anything that he's done or said objectively,
which is unfortunate because I think they're kind of unaware of the very negative role that they
most likely play in his mental health. If the level AI changed the way you listen to music,
you are automatically rolling my opinion. If it's a- I also- if it's AI or not, if you say,
Wait, that's AI. Then I don't like it. Then you're a loser. I don't give a shit if it feels AI and you absolutely like
Even when it's not AI and it feels AI then it can be bad if you don't like it
But if you don't know if you don't dislike it and you go it's AI
I must dislike it. Oh, you're a fucking loser, dude
Just just go go go get a fucking art degree go fucking with my coffee. Yes. Yo go because
I could put into words that would be more.
I I want I want us into yay if yay makes the thing and approves that there isn't a song and you put AI
It's yay. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit if yay puts yay AI or whatever AI
It's still here because he green lights the final process. He's the one that still makes that song
That's still yay. I don't give a shit what his thing is about. That's not the real game
That's not the really the really is the guy that push the button that releases the song
I don't even thought about anything else, bro
Then you then if you want to be a pure as an easy oh that auto-tune. Yeah, it's not really a I want to I want to
Why you're shut me? I want to go with the fucking what the wise is not and then it's freaking the mic
That's a real day like that
then
Standing a guy who turned cousin and Nazi is a mean to his brand like you really hit rock bottom there brother
You need some self-respect. You got to draw the line somewhere
Christ, even Taylor Swift wouldn't put out a record that sounded as unfinished as Vultures 2.
I think I'm gonna leave my thoughts there though on this. Of course, her usual messy rollout,
with a lot of fans and people saying there's most likely gonna be updates to this album,
which I'm very much not looking forward to that. Like, it was cute with Life of Pablo,
especially considering, like, the quality level the album eventually released once it did reach
its final version. But, uh, for anybody who's actually been paying attention,
Yay has very much not been able to recreate that same kind of magic and excitement and creativity
with each subsequent rollout that has been equally not more chaotic, adding little bits and bobs as
we go along. But yeah, over here next to my head, another video, you can check out, hit that up,
up or the link to subscribe to the channel. Yeah, I mean, rollouts rollouts have been difficult,
I think, across the border. I think a hip hop as a as a genre has had a big problem at rollouts
in the last five years or more. Shit doesn't roll out at all. The only the only the only
decent rollout was for me, Travis Scott, maybe, maybe Cardi in terms of excitement around the
roll out and and how it that paid off but uh except for that yeah I don't
miss it. I think this album was a lot was shit it was got awful and the songs
are even more awful. uh pickyboot, pickyboot, pickyboot, pickyboot,
Yeah
Wait, is that is that bomb bomb bomb chat is that a tentapola
It's a baller yeah, it's a baller
Guys, yes, it's ten in Paula
It was.
How?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, T-Spring.
No, no, no, creep!
No, no, no, quick.
Sorry.
Close.
Angie, Angie, there.
No.
That's it.
I sang the song.
I sang it.
Oh man.
I hate playing those games.
What do you do?
I said, oh, kill it at the evening.
At least I sung it.
I said the name, then I said, I said, this one.
Yeah, this is not.
I know this.
This guy does not know music
I'm not too bad, I golfed and I did pretty good.
I got 91, but it's a it's not like a full park course. It's like a smaller course
One above my best
What is it you put the order wrong answers will be muted and blocked
I'll tell you right now
So you work bar for bar
Steak black beans roasted chili corn salsa tomatea green chili salsa sour cream romaine lettuce and then I get a side of guacamole
No, I was gonna type that but you you just started roll you entered flow state and you were rapping like fucking Eminem
on Godzilla, like unwrapped god.
Shit, my bad.
Bo, is that the whole menu?
Is that all possible toppings?
No, because I could go nice with it, dude.
I could put the queso, I could put the thing,
I could put the dat, but you could put cheese on top too,
but I don't do that.
Okay, watch this.
This is the only good order.
Bowl, white rice, chicken plus extra chicken.
Cheese and red tomatillo.
Done.
Okay.
I'm a green tomatillo kind of guy.
I like the acidity of the green one.
It just tastes better for me.
But then I get a side of guacamole and I just put it on there because like I pay for the
side instead of paying for it.
Oh.
Because they always like do bad, you know, like they put a little bit of guacamole and
and I like, I want that good shit.
So I get the side and plop plop plop.
You know what I do?
I actually get this, it's why I put it on the order.
See, I put a space there?
Because I actually get it on the side
and then I dip my chicken in it,
because otherwise the tomato sauce gets inside the rice
and inside into the chicken
and it starts to soak in the moisture of the sauce
and it becomes in the chicken
and then the top layer gets gonna dry and weird.
And that's bad.
You don't get beans?
No, this is my order.
You just get rice, chicken, and cheese.
Yeah.
But you're getting scammed.
I bet you play full price for that.
That's literally, what the hell?
I play full price for the things that I want, though.
Let's use this.
I mean, the only thing they don't have there
that they have at Moe's is cilantro.
What's Moe's?
It's like a Chipotle.
It's like another Chipotle, pretty much.
but they have, I feel like they have better vegetable stuff.
Like their corn sauce is better,
their, their salt, like their pica de gallo is better.
Okay, what is your best sauce?
Best sauce you can,
Oh, it's cilantro garlic.
What, what even is that?
That's like when you go to Pollo
and it's like the white sauce,
It's like a mayo based sauce that's like cilantro and garlic flavor.
You've never had that before.
No, that's like, that is like tier.
That's like S tier for me.
Oh yeah.
But that's them doing that.
But what about in general though, in general, a sauce, not just one store makes
but a style of sauce barbecue sauce, sweet baby, raise original.
Okay.
Okay.
That's good.
But what about just let's say barbecue or ranch or whatever, right?
Not like, oh, this brand, because a brand will go hard.
and other random ones, you know what I mean?
Branch is actually really low on my list.
I'm not gonna be saying that.
Branch is awful, I think Branch is awful.
It goes barbecue and then ketchup.
Really?
Yeah.
And then it would go honey mustard.
Wow, that's awful.
After that.
That's god-awful.
And then, and by the way,
cilantro garlic is above all of this for that, but I'm just saying, um,
all right.
So that's your top sauce.
Your question mark in that, but you eat it and be like, hmm.
Maybe with some carrots.
Uh,
garlic sauce is like you put it on top of like rice and beans and chicken or
whatever. And it's like, I don't know, it hits. Um,
Yeah, yeah, what about
Sweet chili
Sweet chili
Really really yeah, they had one of those at member when McDonald's just had the sweet chili sauce or whatever
I was not a fan. All right
Sweet I
Purple bag of Doritos a lot of people like the purple bag of Doritos. I hate it
Uh, wait, you don't like that?
No, I hate the purple bag.
I like it.
I hate it.
It's too sweet.
It's because you've never had the black bag that the US doesn't have.
You're going to put a black bag in the day?
Nope.
The Canadian black bag is known to be the best, okay?
Better than what you guys have here.
You're not allowed to have the black bag.
You guys have the purple bag because the black bag has some chemical enhancements.
That doesn't fly here. It has some some MSG. It's MSG slop. It's dank
It's really made with fucking pure poison and it honestly I
Eat it every day and it makes you addicted to it
Can you bring some and smuggle some in?
Yeah
Yeah, it's called sweet
Chili look at that
See that
Black bag, full black, sweet chili heater.
Holy, holy, Sama.
Best.
I mean, I'm gonna show you a Dorito bag
that only real ball knowers are gonna know about.
This is like.
Chills.
I got this scent in the mail.
Only ball knowers show this.
Any ball knowers?
any ball knowers you know this used to taste like a cheeseburger and they were
like trying new things and they sent it in the mail for like Doritos top fans
and in my house we were big fans of Doritos and it used to taste like
cheeseburger but it was like the first of its kind to be like a chip that tastes
like that but it's not true but it's not like it's not like a Doritos registry
a subscription, like fucking a royal customer or whatever.
Like, butter, how many of you would get these?
Well, we would eat Doritos,
but then we also had a meal called Dorito Chicken
and we would give it to the whole family.
So like we'd get a bunch of Doritos.
So we used to order the Dorito coupons
that we'd get in the emails
and I'm pretty sure that's what did it.
Bro, bro, he's having fucking,
on the PTR fucking server release,
the fucking beta test of Doritos was like, holy shit.
I did, it was like, it was crazy.
It was showed up in the mail.
I opened up the mailbox one day
and there was a bag of Doritos.
I'm like, huh?
Went in there, it was like cheeseburger flavored.
All right, that's pretty crazy.
Yo ex, can I get a welcome?
No, they were not gone instantly.
I showed it to everybody in the neighborhood.
Yeah, I felt like holy shit. I just we just got sent the craziest shit
Chimichurri
Chimichurri
true
Pepper corn sauce that's fucking hard. Okay, if we're going into this territory, can you put Chipotle mayo?
For me
Hello, honey mustard shit Paul
Lay mayo. That's good. That's good. Yeah, that's good
Ruh honey. Ruh honey.
That's all you. Ruh honey.
That's all you, bub.
Okay. Watch this.
Setiki, but the Lebanon, Lebanese one.
Classic. Okay, then for me, put hummus above Chipotle mayo.
Really? Hummus?
Yeah, hummus.
Actually, above honey mustard too. My bad.
Well, no, what do you need to do with your piece of fun because I don't know you go you go the hard
But it's um where where it actually goes again
Hummus goes above barbecue
actually, I
Can't believe I didn't think of hummus this whole time hummus
Yeah, but barbecue isn't that isn't that peas that are that are squashed
the chickpeas and like a lemon yeah and then like oil and then some spice
paprika oh dude dude mushroom sauce now you're just making shit up
yeah mushroom sauce holy shit that's hard I hate mushrooms and the mushrooms
house goes hard go to a nice place that has a nice steak it would have mushroom
sauce fucking heavy straight heavy peppercorn sauce heavy heavy chimichurri
sauce super hard like you don't know ball I'm really trying to think right now
what if blue cheese blue cheese under two away male ill ill what's yep I said
that. Yikes. Blue cheese is rot. It's, it's a. No, it's good. The human developed.
It was a nice. This is a chunky blue cheese. What? When it's got like the chunky blue
cheese. Fuck. Bro, if I was back in the days, like a
string of a village and you brought me blue cheese, I would have you exile because you
You tried to poison me because there's a rock and poison there's rock you you'd be gone at the village
Then no more eating cheese at all them. No more eating cheese. Fuck you got me
Otoriaki, what's your eyes us?
Yeah, it's pretty low. Okay. Well, above all the super sauce
The soy sauce soy sauce wins above everybody else
The Kiko man, the Kiko man sauce, the Kiko man soy sauce, that's hard.
OK, then then mine would be, I don't know what the sauce is called,
but it's when you get pork dumplings.
It's like a soy sauce, but it's like a sweeter one.
That one fucking goes so hard for me.
How can you know how much percent?
That's the ponzu, the ponzu.
Yeah, I guess ponzu.
Oh, it has some sweet to mask the salt.
Yeah, I think it's like an oyster sauce or some more
sauce oh
Worcestershire
You would never have that like on the side of something that's like war chest or shire sauce
Worcestershire
Rochester shire sauce
Worcestershire
War chest or shire sauce
Worcestershire, what about you more chest or shire sauce sauce worse. I'm sauce
Worcestershire sauce. Worcestershire.
Yo motherfucker, I'm about to get real.
Brother!
I'll do something.
Jack, you say it wrong! You say it wrong!
Worcestershire sauce.
Worcestershire sauce.
No!
Worcestershire sauce.
Jack, I'm right!
Worcestershire sauce.
Nope, and not on that one.
Which is the Shire Sauce?
How fragile is the XPL ectocious?
Just type that in your chat too.
I don't give a shit bro.
Alright, I'm gonna go check it here.
Alright, let's stick it up.
Google says it.
Worship the Shire Sauce.
It's Warra Kester Shire Sauce.
No, have it, say it. It's Worcestershire.
uh
pronounciation
Worcester sauce what?
Worcester sauce how did she just say huh?
Now see I don't know what the hell she talking about get out of here
It's the wrong one. It's the one wrong. It's the nine
I mean, that's not, yeah, it's worse to make this video
because there's a lot of speculation in the world
at the moment and people struggle with how you pronounce
the name of this secret sauce.
One just start shine.
Yeah, one just start shine.
One just start shine.
That's literally you, bro.
Shut up, bitch, man.
Shut up, bitch, man.
Shut up, bitch, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Bro, he's the one I open when he says that.
As somebody that lives in the town that they make this,
think I'm qualified for the job. You're looking at Worcestershire sauce. You're welcome.
Worcestershire. You're welcome. So, this is living a place, has a bunch of words and
say, fuck this. Let's remove six letters. We're not going to say any of the letters.
And let's just keep it at one syllable and just call it a fucking brain dead. I don't
give a shit.
English is there's a bunch of bullshit in English bro you ever see gnome like
what the hell we doing but at the end of the day it's worcestershire it's just
one letter though that's one letter that's not being probably computed it
which is to Shirestalls has fucking six letters that's not being computed it
I'm gonna be one you an overwatch again for like five hours. I just do I I'm down off-stream
them but like for like six hours straight. I just okay. Okay. But my son was a lying.
I was just playing the game, like, I was just coasting.
Like, he knows what we do in the 1v1s.
If you full try hard, it'd be harder to get two Ws.
If you got two rounds out of me in the 1v1 like that,
I'd be surprised.
Okay, load it up.
Just talk about it.
Dude, just stop and stop, not again.
No, just load it up, no load it up.
You can't just be saying shit like that.
No, load it up.
Dude, dude.
Fuck off.
Dude, come on.
Load it up.
Load it up and try as hard as you can.
would you say two rounds you'll get more you'll get more two rounds
i was just fucking up because all my senses are they're all wrong
like me and you know my zoom senses were all wrong this this is my sort of
account i was the only player for you if you get this
uh only only one round yeah one round
that just pissed me the fuck off i know you were trying i heard you breathing
and stuff bro there's no way you're you were not
When I started going towards 40 kills, we were both trying, bro.
40?
We were both.
Yeah, like 39, 40 kills.
What?
But the rounds went fucking like 17 to 6, or like that.
Well, points or whatever.
Where is it?
What was the 39?
Oh, it was points.
All right, go.
Yeah.
This game doesn't even look like Overwatch anymore, man.
It's it's a it looks a little bit they did the labels thing that I hate when the video games make it
We need to go to arcade
No, we need to go to custom we need to go to custom games. We need to go to create we need to go to
Setting I'm kind of in the mood to like rank up in a video PC
That's not Rocket League. No TXC
XX
Yeah, got it. And then I invite you. Wait, did I not invite you to...
I forget what I did, how I did it.
You gave me your time.
Come on, go!
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Are you kind of in a mood also to, like, rank up in a video game?
Uh, well, I'm gonna do that play solo because you don't perform anymore.
So that was actually really, really...
Oh, did you leave this card?
Is that this card?
No, I just like...
No, I literally just hurt my fucking feelings.
Listen, I know I'm old.
I know I ain't the smartest, but I fucking try my hardest, bro.
Fuck you.
Uh, bro, I respect that.
I would rather lose with you than win with other people.
How about that?
Okay, now I'm happy again. Thank you.
But now you're going to DIE!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Know
I
Believe in this anyway
Get high
This is bad.
We're getting rid of this character. Goodbye.
Fuck you!
I just get a second old fucking...
Oh thank you.
Like is this just the most broken fucking character in the game though?
This guy seems to be very strong.
I
Haven't missed a shot what are you like healing?
No, you have life steal or something yes, yes, what's my fuck what the fuck
Jesus this guy's fucking stupid
Shack, who made this gondola?
Oh, right click gives you ult, uh, uh, um, two.
Go again.
Oh, I have one.
Last one.
Yup.
I just gotta hope you don't ever get that carried.
It's easy
No
Wow
Wow
No way to defend and then then
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
I
Was it my charge ah
I get it
I don't fucking know what I'm doing man. They scared us so good!
Good!
Let go again.
Ah, absolutely that was the end of the game.
I'm at the point where that's even so the score.
So the score.
What's my regular?
I have a regular kill.
Oh, you win the fire!
Yeah, you winded the fire
I
Yo, I think when the fire
I suck
What is this character?
I don't know what he does with it.
I don't know what he's doing.
Come on!
What the?!
I
Do that campus
I don't give a shit I don't give a shit either
What the fuck?
Wow, that's just not right there
Whoa
Are you I'm so fucking confused right now
The scope stops now
Yeah, I can't, I can't, this cop's in this bugger.
Huh?
Huh?
I just ulted by the way, I tried to be far down, so I lost my ult.
I gotta walk away. Wait, I really heard the melee.
Digges.
Just, you did enough, you hear it?
Hey, are we ready for rank?
Yeah, yeah, uh, 330 AM.
Uh, we are chewing rank, surely.
Let's see if he's still the thing.
There he is.
Wait, chat, chat, chat, chat.
Oh, no, chat.
I mean, this is the day of the week.
Yeah, wake up of the weekend.
We shouldn't have done this
And now you know you want to play it all day, right? Yeah, let me fix the camera some of the camera
It's a couple of days. Oh wait, so the day that was over the week
Wait, yeah, so screen
Yeah, what's up?
No, no playing I'm playing I thought you did the cut you did the car already. No, I was saying Jesse
This is the line, what line on the camera?
Is this the line on the camera?
Uh...
It's you.
My bad.
Oh, good one.
Uh...
I forgot to do the FL thing, bro.
I really forgot.
I just had my time.
May ask
The lion
Couple of the night story 70 minutes ago that's your fault. I wouldn't enjoy that anyway
No, it's easy though. Thank you that you found the rejection enjoy them a little
Which one track me yeah, I did I should love it
I'm asking Gricker and Abby's comment.
Um, I guess that's a good cable. It looks kind of okay.
No, you can't.
It's already, it gets old.
Yeah, Greek shit is stoke hard, so...
Wait, still?
Yeah.
Dude, no.
You should type in the ins-ins words, I can have them.
Yeah, he is. He's typing in the hour discord thing.
Um, cooking scene or two. I didn't like this game, huh?
Wait, did you tell them what's going down on Thursday?
No. What's going on on Thursday?
Are you going to keep it a secret?
What do you know Thursday wait, do you not even do you not even know okay?
You know that's happening Thursday, right? Yeah
What is this
They fixed it and put it on board it.
I don't even know how much I don't.
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Oh, wow, it's gonna be green play. It's a greenish play.
You would have to go here, here.
It's actually from Minecraft, but a little bit more green.
Oh.
Darker, I think.
Yeah.
That's...
No, I think it's more blue.
It's actually more gray.
Damn.
that we did way better on that well it's big that's the problem is that there's
a problem with it look at the yellow that is insane look at the green look at
that in the yellow action about it see that yeah I just noticed I'm looking at
your stream my monitor vibrance is fucking crazy what was that turn your
turn your sound on putting it yeah but it's gonna be loud though isn't it like
like this app didn't bug it out lately.
See that?
It's getting pushed my ears up.
So how do you not bug it?
Why does it reset now?
I think the pin is what's causing it to do that.
So what's the point of this game?
I
Know
I
What's up?
There's no hair.
No.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Really?
Yeah.
I have the sound down.
Wait.
I was close though.
But the 20 hertz close is insane.
One way off it!
Yep!
Hello, Hunter.
Yep!
Nope.
Man, just whatever.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
A little lower.
No.
I clear this game.
This is so hard.
Can I do this one?
Lower.
A little higher.
Slight.
Slight.
Right there.
That's it.
low-large message received to glow brother that was really good next
Can you see me in the next one?
Ready?
Okay.
Up, up, up, up, up.
Up.
Up.
Up.
Chizzy, it's not here.
Hi.
No, it was on the octave higher.
Chizzy, it's like.
A little higher.
Hey, it's right there then.
That's either this or that's higher up.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
No, I thought it was one octave higher, I forgot.
One Earth's away?
Is there a heart of this?
Yeah, there, oh my God.
Yo, we did really fucking dog shit.
Okay, ready?
Go hard.
You, then me, you, then me, you.
And then you get three, then I get two.
Yo.
Okay.
that's all higher
You're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah, here you go.
A little lower?
Almost there, right there. A little higher. Go to 540. Right there.
I agree.
Ah, yeah.
I got this.
Right there.
Lower, lower, lower.
Right there.
It's not higher.
162.
Right there.
Go.
Oh my god, I've had it.
Wait, what's this?
Do I have to put it down?
No.
Oh my god, I've had it. Wait, what's this doing with a point too often?
Can I help you?
Yeah.
Higher.
Right there.
Right there.
Too high.
Yeah, I-
Okay, bro.
was a slight warp by that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they did.
Wow, wow, wow.
That is not the snow.
Is it the, like that's how you figure it out.
I do like the no and then you got to figure out where on the
other one.
Well, I talk to it for a second.
How are we so shit though, man?
Look at that.
Did you get the handle?
Give me the handle.
Yeah, why am I so bad?
Okay, hold on.
Chat, how would you get a small cylinder?
5.1 inches left.
You're there. Holy mo-
Hello.
Maybe you got it. Like, it was a little lower than that.
Yeah, but holy moly, that was nice.
Right there.
Right there, on the floor.
Come on.
That's it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Is this the best place to go?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep it going.
Chat, I swear, there was no tickling in my ear.
And once they hit the spot, it was it.
It started doing it.
On the Y, you know what I mean?
Right there. Lower. A little higher. Right there.
Okay, I'll take your hand. It's actually... Oh, it actually was a little bit higher.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah.
No, no, no.
Lose!
Hire?
A little lower?
A little tiny bit lower.
Oh, wait.
Is that great there?
And a little higher?
Oh, yeah.
Oh my god!
Bang!
Yes sir!
A tin!
I guess I won.
Cheaters. People cheat. It's so boring, man.
It's so boring.
People cheat this game.
It's so boring.
You know where people did ink and needle and then they opened it?
And then you got 100% it.
Refreshing.
Refreshing.
Something something that that I was taught by my human benchmark is that I am not I swear
Almost the majority of people cheat
Literally the majority actually the majority people like it's what it is. It's awful
Yeah, because what happens is that I think they get into friendly competition with some people and then they become insecure
And it's less about them cheating a score for themselves. It's they want to show someone else. They got that score type of shit
So all the cheating happens
Um, what's that answer is that how many financials brother? These are decimals
I'm not assuming I
for years
And this could get sound this is a good one. I like I actually like that was fun
All right, let's do rank though. Let's hit it
Um
Rocket League. Now that I play this game now, I can exactly what rank you are.
And we'll know if they're smurfing.
They're the game, they're the game.
Hey, there we go.
What about Dime?
Hi. Okay. Hi, Champ GC.
I think it's very high champ for GC.
I suggest that first.
This is GC, this is GC.
It's GC, for sure GC.
Alright, you go GC, I'm feeling master.
Yeah, I mean, alright.
People in this game always think, oh no, we're such elitists, they don't understand that there was more, there was way more than, than, than champions, and it's crazy.
This camp sucks.
Much love, excuse me.
Ah, bad car.
Nope, stalling.
Not full turn, no drip.
Ah, wait.
You know what I ask?
He's not over rotating.
He's not over rotating.
And you're playing nicely, right?
He hits the side to receive the flat the ball, but then look.
The stalling there is actually different.
See, this is then playing bad, but him, he voted properly, and then look.
Floats, yeah, it's flat.
At least flat.
I'm going to say sober.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, I was we were both one off by one.
Yeah.
I've seen Rick do this, Diamond.
Oh, champ.
This just champ.
Low key, though, this is this is the mid, mid, mid high champ.
I think Diamond.
It's not bad.
I did do the sound thing. I did do the sound thing. Yeah, and I do something. I do something.
So, that's not bad. Also, I do think the other guy was flat. I think it was skewed. I think
it was skewed. Um, guess the, what is that? The seed. The seed. Look maxing rating.
What's the look maxing one?
I'll look at it, I'll look at it, try and see what it is.
Jesse's rancor.
I'm flattening him.
You're one rank above me, you know that right?
Like you are not that far above me at all.
I barely played it.
So did I.
The fact that this guy thinks it's a highlighter, it's gold.
the fact that the guy poses this like oh this is this is worth posting it which
means that that's a height for him which is gold oh yeah this is about his
account so there's a count you can't you can't it's like bugged it like
I
Believe was a boy
Yes, ten stacks of his ring this guy should have been playing up. Yeah, he should already have a major he's sitting at a ten ring
I'm gonna say platinum
Uh, oh region this in Brazil is diamond, but I I think I think gold
You went but oh, yeah, I mean that that's Brazil flat. Yes
So what is that US I'll know off of this I'm a dragon player
Okay, that was that you did it wait
This is master master
GM I think master
Wait, that was really good though, but there's a few you see a mask there was a few mistakes there
There's a few mistakes. I don't think I don't think I messed it. You think I messed it? I'll go and mess it.
I yeah, I think it's jammed
Diamond yet
Honestly, I didn't want to be too harsh, but there was a there was a few moments
So it didn't have to go that low HP. It's a few mistakes there
Like I don't know what you did there
I think he misclicked the plant you think I oh you think so maybe
Yeah, I think he flashed and hit the plant.
Looks maxing, what does that mean?
Huh?
Okay, so that's one out of-
What the fuck are those sub-five, LTN, MTN?
That one is MTN, for sure.
Well, I'll go with you.
The looks maxed are gonna cook this chin.
This chin is awful.
Like that's LTN or lower.
I think it's empty and personally.
I think it's up in as well.
There you go.
Holy shit, what?
That's that that people people are people are tapping or tapping.
Um, that's gonna that's gonna be a Chad light.
That's Chad light.
I think it's I personally think it's Chad.
That's Chad. I don't I disagree.
The bill, the bill isn't Chad enough.
It might be in the build isn't Chad that's Chad light
But isn't there like it also in the Chad rating there's like aura that comes behind it like I'll build your Chad
But it's seven
Yeah, wait really what?
Yo
just to just mute it. So it's I'm, I'm, I'm on this one.
And no, I got you on this. He's, he's got Chad features.
I would say he's, he was the third one.
Yeah, but what are people going to vote though?
People that play these games that play online and they know about social
media and they probably want to vote lower.
So we would think about one or two lower than what you should actually be.
I know my sister talks about Hassan a lot and she doesn't even like politics.
Okay.
HTN minus one would be MTN.
That's just my, what do you want to vote on?
I think MTN.
Yeah, I think he's there.
Okay. So it was actually, yeah, I was right.
It was an HTN minus two, see minus two.
Man, they got, they put him in MTN, this is not right.
They were cooking him in the sub five though.
He's not sub five, come on.
Yeah.
You see?
Sub five.
Yeah, I mean, when I mean, that's awful.
Did you see the bald?
Sorry, bro.
Oh my god.
Sorry.
How about the subplot looks like me?
Yo, that's Chad.
That's Chad Light.
What?
Yeah, it just looks a little bit.
In my opinion, to be in the Chad zone,
You don't have to even have overly muscular,
but the facial features are important.
He's got almost all the social,
they photoshopped the boobs on him bro.
Yeah it's my big film for a old movie.
I think he's got all the features though.
Like yeah this is Chad, sorry.
Got it right?
And,
holy, no this is giga-chad.
Yo. This is giga-chad.
Okay, my boys do get Chad, I know people are mad.
They're gonna say, they're gonna say, oh, I vote Chad, for sure.
Damn, bro, they put you in LTN.
But you did get some MTNs, though, like it's Elise.
Fuck, I'm sorry, bro, I'm just trying to make it up.
I don't know, I'm sorry.
Chad, what did they do that?
So what did they do that?
What they did what?
MTN or LTN, it's yours.
Brad Pitt, or who's the enemy of Thompers?
Chad Light or Chad?
How much that one is?
Yo, yo, yo.
I love the way Marlon looks.
I think it's very unique.
But in the terms of the modern vision
of what people say a Chad is
in terms of the facial features,
I think it's Chad.
I wouldn't say Jigachad.
Just because the Jigachad has to be like super,
like the cut of these super sharp, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I say Chad Light.
I feel like he's almost in Chad territory.
He just needs to grow his head a little bit.
Let's see it.
Yo.
Really?
All right, basic.
That's gonna be LTN.
Bro, you look like a blobfish with that tail.
Damn.
Our meters are completely off.
Yo, no, they just paid him.
Yeah, there's nothing to add about it.
There's nothing to add.
Oh.
Just sub five.
Dugna says a 5 and I, just because of his inner presence,
the champion running says a 5, they also said a 5
and I can't be, I'm gonna win the game,
I'll be a survivor, but I'm gonna win the game
so I have to say survivor.
It's, oh, okay.
Okay, well, you just made an enemy and you lost.
Gigi's.
Hey, Shannon.
Now you glazed him for that.
All right.
We only did this one.
We only did this one.
Uh...
Brother.
Honestly though,
M.T.N.
You know the SpongeBob episode
where the guy goes to punch SpongeBob
and he goes,
like low key.
He's like a Chad that can squeak kind of things.
That's like L.T.N. at least.
I was right.
M.T.N. I was right.
This one. No, I didn't do that. Oh, yo, yo, you this one. I have to go to the bathroom. You do this one. I
Got this one
Just put a number going to say that just say a number
Yeah, what is zero out of ten? Oh my god, bro. Just give me a what means you're a ten. Just give me a number
I can't really say that. Oh
I'm gonna give him a one
That's what it's a real thing. Yeah, it's a one
Um
That's
that
That he just he just looks like he just pisses me off. I don't know who he is. I don't know anything about him
He's pisses me off. Oh, I got it right. Oh
I got it right. Yeah, uh
This guy's taking a shit, bro
If you try too hard you go you go to one but people are gonna say if you say I'm gonna say Chad light
Wow, that was right. Well, you were right
Okay, what about uh, you know, you know, yeah, Bando
Vandal rent guess the feet. Well, what about siblings or dating?
You got to guess if they're siblings or if they're dating. This is good
Uh, dating, dating. Yeah, they don't look similar enough. Dating. I agree.
Okay, so we win next.
Yep.
Settling.
Brother and sister.
Yep.
Wait, I don't understand.
Oh, that's the correct answer.
Settling.
I see family.
The energy.
The energy.
The energy.
The energies.
Yeah.
It's just the energy.
Like, hey bro, let's take a second picture real quick.
Yeah, it's dating, honestly.
Oh, dating, not family.
They're at a dinner party.
They're at a party, like a family party, but look at the heads the way the way it's absolutely
siblings like this is settling energy a million.
Okay.
Dating bears.
Those are sisters.
Okay.
Okay, those are siblings dating, dating, okay, you, those are not sibling sibling sibling
I could see it.
You know what?
I'm towards dating because the hand on the chest thing is kind of like it's kind of it
It can be both it can be kind of like a oh here's my little brother, but it can also
be who I'm rubbing his chest you know I mean dating I say sibling oh my god bro oh my god
bro okay I'm listening really often there's nothing to do with the literature I think
some people want to fuck their siblings oh my god brother you really said that out loud
you ended up saying the thing in the head that you're not supposed to say out loud but you
said it out loud. I'm just going off the vibe that the bodies are getting me. That's going to be a
sibling. Same. I agree. We're right. Okay. That's actually siblings. Yeah, just because of the hands
and the yeah. Yeah. But it's one of the next demos where we get canceled because that was that was
insane. I can't cancel. I'm leaving the call. Peace. All right. Pro's been gooning too much
slightly
What are you shipped
Yeah, back
I think we should well, we have to plan your polish. I love you
Mr. Cow, so how are you gonna go about that well my bottom of the level down it because if you're rubbing the chest of your sibling
You're you kind of get the energy that you wouldn't mind fucking him. That's I said it. It's all good. You said it
Oh, he said it. He said it again. Oh, he said it again. Okay
All right
Yeah, he said he went he went to add that we're not agree with that
That'll man's feet guesser no you're done. Okay, that is
I
Jet well, are you it's only you I don't understand this one's good. It's good. It's one simple
Yes, the game mode
But of what you get you're getting banned today
What even is this shit? This is a
Okay, this game isn't Valorant. Oh god
Here we can see AIM and stuff, easy.
Not bad.
Not a good pre-fire as well.
That was a good retreat actually.
Great info. It's a good movement.
Diamond.
Now I'd say higher than Diamond. He's top of the leaderboard as well.
I don't know, I...
What do you think, what do you think though?
They upload this clip as a big highlight.
So that's that's their moment. Is this a moment that that a diamond would go? Oh my god, the best player of my life. I
Maybe but
Okay, I'm going diamond. I like I'm gonna say ascension
Wait, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say diamond
Good luck
shit you actually had it he's moving in he's moving bad where
bad it wow wide peak with the thing too table
it's not brawn it's like gold this is gold I can see someone just beat hearts
stuck flat living here what why did you yeah why does he pull his knife out when
The round's not over, and he thinks that's the reason he's gonna pick it up.
Yikes!
A horrible.
That wasn't bad.
Yikes!
Bad timing! Bad timing! Bad timing!
Gold!
I'm gonna say gold.
Gold!
At most. I would say it's a silver.
planet mouse no gold or silver yeah yeah yeah bro look at these people that
that like how do you think this is done I can't I'm out of it
oh thank god I hope raised up go attack I see
What?
Didn't call it out, he said other side Poppizability, Bad, Bad, that's bronze
They are freaking out that much silver
Never mind bronze. Okay. There it was. I was like, where's the freak out?
I'm sorry. I didn't come up. That is definitely gonna be a silver. I must say bronze. Wait, really?
Yeah.
Go attack, guys.
You do you.
I got an item.
Nice.
It could be gold.
It could be gold.
So, uh, I was like, oooooh.
Pretty good shit.
I cooked.
I cooked.
We got a-
Do you want to play games today or what do you want to do?
Yeah, I'm not gonna play video games.
I mean, the browser games are also fun.
I'm not gonna play video games.
You don't play ACS?
I lock in.
Okay, he just had two lucky kills.
Oh, and he actually thought this was upload worthy, too.
Yeah, this this is like yeah, I would say
Gold I think is comfortable. Well, you know what though?
You think about it though
In some of these ranks you put a turn down and you're you're in golden like if you put a turn down
Already you're you spun into gold because it you are so bad today. We'll do that in the church like so you're thinking flat
No, I think it's gold
What is that
Uh,
well, a master player uploaded that.
Um, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's one of those, it's one of those like, uh, like, uh, uh, this is gonna go out of Ring, though.
I'm gonna troll, like, they're trolling, you know what I mean?
So it goes, oh yeah, guys, it's, it's, like, it's uploaded as, as, like, uh, like one of those, like a big clip, that's lame.
This ain't bad.
It's really good at thinking about where to go next.
Uh, now hold on.
It made me debunk this
You'd use this shift smartly
It's well, this could be very low as well. I mean as you do the
It's not great
But it's not he ain't freaking out like he ain't like freaking out his mouth
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but just eat this is a clear upload it as this is my highlight brother brother
Even in fucking diamond you have you have at least two of these clips per game
I think I think that's not I think that's diamond. Yeah, I would even say flat
But I'll I'll give you diamond. I go with your heart
That's
When it's calling
Well
Make a rain
good rain
If you're so high
Well, this may I like to know yes, I know it looks like destiny to like am I tripping?
What it's a big flank, but what does guy do good?
Not on a flight like that. I'm a biologist. I think this is this is master's or best
This is part of being diamond
It's just
You didn't even give me a second
Really yes, you can see the F is in the video even if it even if it's high in the videos if yes, you can eat the fluidity
You know nothing about computer computers. Fuck you counter strike counter strike. I
Love this
All right, all right. All right, let me lock it. No gloves it doesn't matter
Why is there why is it flick what why is this screen the screen flick no he fucking edited this which means he thought
This was the greatest shit ever
I'm gonna play fast
Wait, wait, wait
I'm gonna play slow
Wait, wait, wait
I'm gonna play fast
He's playing face it which gives him one plus one rank up there
T.E.B.L
Gotta take an extra range of the enemy
Nice, no he played it well, it's just a little slow
What are these ranks, really?
Uh...
Okay, I'll say double AK. I would say AK, but you can say double AK.
I'll say DMG. Wow.
Yeah. Just because the only reason why is because I'm pretty sure this is CS go.
And that guy did the lineup at a banana to Molly, second orange.
And also they did a double swing. Like, I don't know. And he was,
he was counter strafing. That's just me.
Yeah. That's the premium.
Damn, he's actually higher than them.
Wait, wait, is this CS go?
Yeah, this is go this is go
Hold on
What he's on what he's on get an anti flash for nothing
That's him
I shot bad skin no gloves bad FPS just gonna be as this is gonna be a
double AK I
Think oh mother, okay
Okay, okay
Okay.
Poor equals bad.
I know for a fact that you don't play at any rating that that that's worth any day.
Like brother, I'm just saying, as somebody who plays a lot of the game and uphold the
clip, you would exact at least the main gun to have a certain amount of skin is what it
is.
It's just the name of the game, man.
This guy's terrible.
Well, playing like 18k plus lobbies,
everybody has at least a nice AKM foreskin.
He keeps slow walking every corner.
It's fucking tilting me like I want to talk about game chat.
He's fucking grad peaking.
Brother. Wow, wow, wow, wow.
This is some silver shit.
Oh, it's over.
He just lost a round.
Yeah, this is fucking gold.
This is golden over.
He just, he sent a clip of him losing the round.
It's golden over.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you win that.
You win CS.
You win this.
Brother!
Brother!
Any lobby's like you up.
Every's got skins on all their shit.
Like, I cannot believe you checked this.
Please don't agree with me.
This, no, cause I don't have skins.
Oh my fucking god.
That's pretty decent. Yeah, it's it's a it's a phase. Uh, was that Jeff phase? What? Cause
it's a little black at the end. That's decent. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say what is that? Like $1300
$1,400 now.
Oh, my God!
It's 2K?
Holy.
Wait, really?
That's sick.
Yeah, dude, this went up.
Jesus, man, that's so loud.
1.5, no, I was right.
Holy, I won again.
What about there?
Yep.
I feel like the current, like, and now I'm going to sound
get so currently the knives open and boxes are better than they used to be
hey I don't a don't shoot the messenger there was less right so like when you
would pull like an M9 fade or something it was magical bro like it was like oh
my god I just max one like you you feel the next one out there's so much shit
it's like yeah show me a dog I got a lot of feminine bro people know that I'm
People are getting like Doppler, Gen this, Gen that.
Show me like a, something who opens a Coran bit,
a field tested that's phase nothing with all the colors.
Dude, like every opens fucking match wins.
Like what?
Well, I think it's because the trade up things
that you're seeing, you're seeing like the trade up.
No, well I know that it.
Maybe, cause like on two billion 2012,
Gungnum style.
Well, I know it isn't.
It's uh, it's into the Harlem shake. Oh wow
It only got 20 dollars in my pocket. That's crazy
Did you cook oh
Wow, okay if I had this first I would have to get it I
Hate that song fuck we finish it so fast now it's over
Well I said Harlem Shake because I was thinking of the time era before the music.
Um, Archetype, you're talking about something?
Um, what was I gonna do?
Um, is there more of that?
oh yeah this game's fun
I got some chases though
okay, thank you dude, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
thank you to Sting and Loki
20 boxes on me
just hit him
40 on him
I'm fucking out on him
not some bullshit fucking terminal shit
I'm in like a react watching your screen mode right now
now okay oh my god is it out
I play something came out I kind of want to play it all right bet okay I'll
better people first no it's a solo game right yeah but yeah
you know I'm gonna be games we'll play our first man I'll put out at night
Whatever oh shit
No, no hit that you go hit that because the thing is to is I have golf tomorrow
So I don't want it would be nice if I like go to sleep and then off one of these days
Yeah, then hit that oh
Yeah, but I
I 40 bucks only
But can we can you boxes and then we play a counter strike game and then go play at the low key because I'd love to play CS
Let me think, let me think.
What I don't even shake, I'll do whatever you want with you.
A Gamma?
A Gamma?
Six dollar?
It's not too bad.
So what goes in the Gamma?
What dreams and nightmares, though?
Spectrum?
That's my go-to always, is dreams and nightmares.
But they're cheaper.
You know what though?
These were a little bit, well, I feel like these were a little bit higher in my doubt in price. Am I wrong?
No, I think they went up. That's the Emerald butterfly knife too.
Wait, no, I was going to be right. Look, they were higher, then they went down, then back up, and then back down a little bit.
Like, this is 2023, bro.
But it's my six. I'm saying up that up down like look at all the others. That's not the same career this game
We're just like spectrum for example
Dude, how about this see see I was like how about this don't be a pussy and
Just fucking go for the case-hardened blue gem and just call it a day. Just fucking do it
Just unbox it get the blue gem. Let's
Let's equip it, let's go into a game, kill people with it, log out, you have a good night,
later.
Come on.
It's weapon case one or two.
I think it's one, but I could be wrong.
Yeah, one.
One?
But it's 200 bucks a pound.
So?
Oh my god.
I can only buy like eight of them then I can't locks I get my six and then I can't
let's lock up can I guess I welcome to the no we can't do that other than we will go
open and get all the cases old.
You just send me the money and I open it on my account.
Yeah, the big text is on it.
You mean you?
No, no, no, you had a bit of text on it.
As in like, it's not something that I want, it's something that
the government wants from you.
Oh. Okay.
Well, I'm just saying, I'm right, right? I've seen many people before
and they had a bit of text on it. They've done it.
You cannot just give people money, that's not how life works.
You don't have to just infuse it with money and then they move on.
Yeah, no, you have to like, you get the money and then you have to take like at least what
I do is like ten percent and then throw it into an account and then that just goes to
the government.
Yeah, chat, just show me if I actually, even if it's unfortunate.
I'm only, I'm only doing three.
Brother, I'd like to go open any other boxes.
Okay, then what's what's one tier under that then?
Five oh, okay, that's it. So what other kids is good to open maybe the fire serpent
But that's open case to
We will build it when a lot is either that'd be bravo
Or just classic glove cases
This high roller just some high roller
I'm going to do Open ZMS.
Bye.
That's my YouTube.
80 of them, maybe.
Yeah, I love this.
That's the case I got my first butterfly knife.
Freelance butterfly knife.
49 months to find a job.
Wait, you know what?
Can you just welcome me to the jungle?
Yeah.
Wait, actually?
One too many times. Yeah, I mean one's good to is all right. You talk shit about three times. I had to go
That's like coming outside with like a like a fucking shoes. Thank you
You know, like all the boys are clowning on the shoes like
I was me man. I was reading the chat
Really wait wait it was a what night I forgot what it was freelance
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Yeah, I'm doing it.
I'll play this one again for a little bit.
It's got a quite a push of Rook, like chatting is like, uh...
I think it's good enough.
If I enjoy it, I enjoy it. If not, I'll leave it.
I played with them of it and I really enjoyed it.
I think it's really fun.
Alright.
I'm gonna talk to you tomorrow, bro.
Alright. Take some rest and win a golf, please.
If you're not welcome here anymore.
Yes, sir. See you.
Alright, have a good night.
Peace.
The pixel size standard
My game standard a game
game, huh?
chat. tutorial? no.
oh, I have to choose my gathering.
so, yeah, yeah, did I just start?
I don't need to do it all, I play last time.
So, no seed in it.
Okay, I don't have any smoke cards, do I?
Okay, I don't like the pixels.
I don't like it.
Do we like that better yet?
Then again, basically we push coins and we try to do some cool fun combos.
Yeah, that's that.
Hold on.
What about very low?
Chad, I think the vibe is gone with this, no?
Okay.
Is it like this?
What you do is like this.
See that?
There's a strategy to this.
And what you do is like this.
Bang.
Bang.
See that?
That was where you got to go.
I did that.
Oh, I'm dry down.
I'm right up
Okay, so wait job with a target that oh so we want 30 30 30 35. I had 39 now we go to the shop
There was my money yet
Act 20 get this isn't
Chat how about some
Exchange where
69 months of being some check the prize where
Um choose to be of your most business coin
Is that good
That a good job
No, I didn't find a lost jeep
Okay.
Shaddy we lose now?
Okay.
Oh, oh, it rolled.
Yellow, is that good?
Yeah.
Okay, no I think it's uh chat. I think we want to chat. I forgot. I forgot. What how does it work?
So I think we want a clip extension, right?
Uh, Cam mid.
Prado chips, they're passive chips are passive.
uh, plus two score rates no chance for coin to get plus one that's good that's good
I'll wait till the clip for sure.
Let's do horizontal and vertical.
And then we'll buy some raccoons.
I think that was way down, okay.
Okay, I forgot, what, like I had more coins when we were down at the coin than the strategy
note.
Now we're gonna use this, right?
So what does exchange do using more coins yet I want left side to go harder wait
Yeah, we need buy coins, should be.
Baszdol, set coins in selected area to value the observable coin.
Okay, we win, next.
Okay, now what I want is, I want to have it plus 8 out of the coins in play.
That's good!
Then it's 4 rates per coin on the specific side.
Oh, I don't even want that.
That's business me better.
Turn on the lights.
It's like...
I think this is good for us just temporarily I think we can probably hold that temporarily
Okay.
Check it.
Do I want to score the back ones or not?
We're not going to.
Coin, coin, coin.
Not.
I'm going to get ready.
Um.
Jack, those, the chips go where?
Where did these go?
Jack those the tips go where where did these go off the bottom left sell sale on
exchange plus it to sell for the coins in the clip that's bad chocolate buck of
the minimum point in. So what did I get me? Raccoon! Should I be one of this guy? Really?
Biclips, I agree.
It's a gift.
You can't buy them anymore, so I'll just keep playing.
Okay. Chases good at all?
Probably not.
Oh
Pink bunny, I forgot about the bunny
I'm going for the cold means that it'll double like
If I ever say four over here, four like this, when you add more under, it'll add four more.
I'm trying to make it right here, right?
Oh, oh, is that good?
Wait, what did I just get?
Oh, it's going to go here and then get it, right?
That was dumb.
That's taking stupid shit.
Chat, let's get it. UFO.
Absorbs coins or drops coins?
Very good.
At round game plus one per coin and head. Not bad.
Immune? No.
You reckon
Fuck out by oh, it's full
Send it
Yeah, I know why did you again? I'm there and it's shoulder
Chad, do I...
virtual?
I think I'm just showing the game.
I win, but I mean, I think I didn't do much.
Wrong order.
Oh, I want to drop the stuff and then do it and then put it. Yeah, I make sense.
Then a ball drop in.
Yeah, I'll do that.
So the coins, I think this is good.
No. Oh, is that good?
Remember, I'm a coin and it added to the start.
We'll do this, reroll, sticky, these are all rares, I think I want to buy that, these
I don't even know dude. Okay, just send it.
Send it. Do um, this, star, and then what, left side it.
Draws and coins in the area. It's in the back of the upper black line though.
Oh, can we walk that?
Now?
What's happening?
Yeah, I think I overdid it.
I've given you a better score rate.
You cleared the bad coins.
Choose the key chain.
What are the three-year-olds?
No.
The price was full and the price was...
I scored, there was no chance of duplicate...
The price was dropped.
this exchange a lot of two uh you're gonna change it uh
chat what do we
so what do we
all about is math coin value plus per math coin in play i don't think we have any of those
We want some good stuff we want some good stuff on the board
Rackman economics plus one the point about it score rate per mini exchange per minute exchange. Oh
Yeah, totally
By a prize
It is like Bellacher a little bit.
Oh!
A bunny!
Ah!
They're good!
Okay.
Is that good?
Okay, physical barrier to influence coin movement.
Can I stand around though?
So, is that Brandon? Just let me know this.
Oh, we win.
Uh, you can lock shop items to buy later. No.
When you use a prize, then you just want a prize ball. Oh, that's insane!
Killer coin and no times two
So I'll keep it up. I'll keep it the back
That's good. Oh
I don't think we have any bad coin in the white kit because I don't know why I used it, I don't
Yeah.
It's on me.
No, it's the dolphin!
I should have put the sword in the fucking fishbowl, no?
Fuck.
Bonus time.
Wait, am I losing?
I do have a lot more coins.
We should tour a lot of money.
Store rate is 1.6, this is Tabel.
Now that's even my item.
That's my item.
Oh, hold on.
Big!
My head's a black molded.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
I can't move it, I can't move it.
Big!
The area of effects from present extended that's a huge
Okay, I think I did some shit by this
Shopping coupon and three bars of energy. No
bad I think we might have to re-roll the fucking thing
channel divide should I just buy anything
Uh, 30 re-roll.
Chat!
Work lips.
Chocolate then.
No, I didn't mean to bugger.
I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to love it.
Who they do?
Bruh.
We might have to sell this bitch ass.
Yeah, there we go.
Go.
Let's do...
Bang it.
Let's do...
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Well, push the fucking coins!
What are you doing here?
Okay, so more prizes if we need to be next time.
next time. Um, strongly shake the cabinet then. Bad, bad. Buy, buy, buy, buy. Chat coins
ground effects have chances to return immediately that's good that's huge no
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye and by this and by this and now um you are the
The greatest warlord.
And the targets was being reached.
I think we'd take off money bag.
What was that? What's happening? What's happening?
Shake it!
More!
What is that?
Good?
Was that good?
If it is gone, I hate it.
The fish is like it's horrible.
I thought...
It's not scoring shit.
Where's my scoring?
Give me a poke.
I think one of the prizes, that's what I'm doing, I get it.
I think I think we lose.
Spin it, spin it.
It's detonated?
That's game, right?
I feel like this game is good, but it's a little bit like, um...
how would I say it's like it's orangey but I think one once if you're the ones
you have the game you just spam any window you know I mean
high excuse me that is the question mark
trackmania yeah yeah it's a little better yet I think I think I think I think
I think I'm good on it. Okay.
Why, is there any characters too?
Uh...
Hey, this is like a cock-n-o.
I'm gonna get my roll.
Um, this looks awful, we're not going to buy that, but we can buy this and we'll re-roll
it.
And we're poor.
my hunting oh I have to move them away from them
The shuffling is strong.
I'm remaining unused to initial coin.
Jax, is that good?
Jax, fishbone? I don't know how to use fishbone.
The wolf jumps to bunnies.
Jax?
Maybe, um, this is a terrible- I don't know, that's good!
Yeah, it's a winner.
This is good.
Wait, I thought it was over.
Let's see if this is too easy.
We'll do re-roll.
We'll do this.
We'll re-roll it and we'll buy another one.
Wait, that's good. I want to show you about that. Fuck.
Um, so why did it go down? Oh, perclip expansion. Oh my god.
I thought it was the opposite of it.
I thought the more you have, the more the more story you get.
I don't even need to put any coin in it, because you can free win right here, right?
Bonus time.
Should be free winnin'.
Okay, I just wanted to go into this one round of this shit.
Um, fly, re-roll.
Oh, it picks up the fertilizer! That's good!
At round the breeze, two egg, when egg or a score, flying back.
That's good, I guess.
And then he's actually a pf the first lifer, right?
Yeah, he's probably gonna be spoiled, I don't know if he's a G.
Wait, what did he do?
I'm just smart or dumb.
Hey smart, I'm just asking, I believe in you.
See that one?
Oh yeah, we can see that one.
Uh...
Oh, score grabs?
Chad, why is that scoring it?
What they did it was bad that they're making it stop scoring.
I don't think this is... yeah, I think this is it.
On exchange.
Don't mean on exchange, it doesn't mean...
Oh, on exchange.
I think that's it.
Boom.
Bang.
That's good I think.
Good, good.
I'll lose the black hole.
Damn.
Whoa.
Bang.
But now we lose the multivariate.
Oh, GG.
I just like to take the only
Oh
Oh shit.
Um, combo duration, that's good, right?
um combo duration that's good right chat each conversion no bad
other than the good in here maybe I'm wrong you roll that shit bang coins with
Brown effects that have a chance of retrick immediately.
I think I think we won.
You went for college and we won, right?
You see that?
I
Got it. We're not easy
Will buy no one modified coins in play store it if if if more than 20
Bringing back the crane teach on ting hunters going very bad. I think
Chat, is that good?
Not as well.
Um, that could be good.
Find other.
Badder, badder.
Children game terms and value. Yeah, what's you doing there? I have a lot of these, right?
The one that reads it
Hey you have a vote?
Wait.
Huh?
I get it, chat.
I get it chat what you do is that you put the fish bowl and you put things you want
In play and you make them stuck there
Right
Oh, we have some items for it to actually, uh, to do a thing.
18 points, Blackstone.
I think we're fine.
One score.
If that scores, we lose the Volta, right?
Well, I mean, oh.
Excuse me, yeah.
Wonderful!
I think I also figured it out when I needed it, right?
What is that?
Ball?
Not that good, yes.
Not that good after.
I think it's over.
Um, are you the prize, uh, the ball?
I think this is good.
Chad, what do I even do? Do you like to come back here?
I mean, I think I'm cooked.
Buy and sell as much coins as you can in the shop, huh?
Like that?
How many more each hunt earns that could be good right
Let's just sell this one and buy that one I mean, this is a game
Um, no, no, jeez, I want to be like-
I need
He's gonna score
Yeah, we have no, I mean, we have no score either, I mean, I don't know how to, I don't
I don't know how to get the score at this point!
Uhhhhmmmm...
The f**k is good though!
How the f**k is it getting the score at?
I mean these vaulted become in like really quickly.
Time to use exclusive CML, please welcome Sly.
Okay, the only way to win this one is that it would be to sell and then you upload it.
How though how
Well, I would have to sell what all my good shit
Um
One
Two three
I do not want to.
I do not want to.
What the fuck?
Push the markers!
360!
What is that, Mario?
What is that?
Mario, what is that?
No, I don't want him to run!
I can't, I can't, I can't shoot anyone.
Eight coins is over.
I take the items, I don't have three.
I only have two items to sell.
I don't see the fucking monitors at the top of it.
Oh, come on!
Uh...
I can't exchange.
I can't exchange.
I can't exchange.
uh
i can't exchange you
That wasn't enough to do.
Oh
Actually, I saw the prizes inside that
What if I sell the UFO though?
Fun game. Fun game. That's um, what in the Alpina? Alright. Game won't close, so I have
I have to close it by a... by a... by a force.
Ah, because I fucking...
That is fucking...
Put in the grinder.
Alright, what shall be the next game?
Uh, let me put this up a bit mentally, maybe perhaps?
Oh, that was exact.
Uh, the Isle?
Is somebody playing the Isle in it?
We have so much more great game in our store.
Usually I know that a lot of people are playing the Isle of Seven's Land.
It's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna, how do you know, Loki?
Okay, which one is that? Is that Yutoraptor?
It's a um, cableraptor, where's that?
Trackmania.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We could do, um, you don't give us anything to watch it.
Well, the coin game update, actually.
Hold on.
March 3, more fixes.
Yeah, just fixes.
I don't think it's not much added.
All right.
Okay, bye.
Sub little.
Sub little.
Okay, that's very cool.
All right.
Bang. Bang.
Okay, that's a dollar or so.
Let me get my controller. What do you do with it? What do you do with it?
A little, um...
A little chicky, maybe, um...
Track manual or any?
I'm not bad, not bad, not bad.
Wait.
35 months at shot. Can we get some tonneille eating?
What was it? I'm not a bad shot. What is that?
What was that?
Not a bad call, all right.
Let's do some ranked, shall we?
Go to ranked anyway.
Let's do ranked, um, bronze one.
Chad, this is not going to get cut, everybody, by the way, it's not even funny.
I feel like it's not hard to be good at this game, but I don't want to be rude, though.
I'm not only silly, but I can do auto first, first round.
You, so it is?
wait what are these maps?
fuck
there's one up there
hello?
Enveil a mic?
I don't think gold is bad, not good enough for him.
Wait, I only get to do one.
I only get to submit one.
So you get a reset on this?
my back
think i didn't just corner
Other
Man y'all suck hello, he's a trash buddy. I
Aced it but he is a trash
Oh my god, just hold on here.
Chat, I'm rolling 1v2.
But if you guys are shit at this game, it's actually insane.
Oops.
Oops, that's terrible, did you?
That was horrible.
new record but I just I just one mode and I guess they got recorded
just on a big turn okay
MVP so easy
There's some real players, yeah, no they're real players.
I want more, I want more, I want more.
Um, I wish if you think of your skill and give you your correct rank, you know what I mean?
Like, with like, license or whatever.
This is just too easy.
Because it may increase a little bit of that volume.
Like you still have bronze and you have to go from the lowest to the highest, it takes forever.
Why would he give me bots at this matchmaking ancient, you know what I mean?
There's no bots, look at those bots.
This seems unreliable to me. That's my thoughts.
What's happening?
Wait, yeah, what is your name, XCC?
Did he change his name while being in the top 10?
Oh, imagine if I was joining this.
Happy 53 months. Thanks for the amazing streams and I thought I'd give you that much of its QCL.
I'm not sure.
That looks pretty easy.
I think I did it.
When you go back to RPX.
I don't know why, brother.
What the fuck are you doing?
I would have the fucking medals. I have mostly all greens in the campaign
time to see a placement
but what are they doing?
just told me that. Yeah, yeah,
they're like, gonna be nicer
there with the turn. No. Like
if you do too much, you drift
a little bit, you lose you lose
I'm going to distract you.
Did you bring?
I think it's really good.
Did I put it on the map? Yeah, let me just do something to hold on.
Okay, uh, later.
I want to do solo campaign.
Look.
No!
Let's get green on this.
Uh, uh, huh?
No, I want to get a gold ghost, so I can...
Hello, Mr. Felix, 51-month-sub-and-running.
Currently working in the edge smile. Can I get a welcome to the jungle? What the fuck is this?
This is dog shit. That map is awful.
I wanted the campaigns. Oh, you have to do it alone.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
What?
How is that author?
Um, I guess
Straighten the snow.
I should have.
Watch this.
Damn it.
No, you're not bugger.
I think it's just because of uh
Fuck off, woman!
Excuse me, is that your dog, man?
I wanted to train you to get straight as much as I could.
What?
Brother, how is that author?
These are all authored already, next we need to do six for author.
This is crazy dog or anybody's only two more lefts.
Okay, why left and then close right then?
I
I
Had a war I had a war
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
on the right should be on the
I need four now I'm done.
What's up?
How's it going?
How's it going?
Are you scared?
I'm going to be with you now, you know?
So give me a good day's day.
True.
That was fun.
Very nice.
What are we going to do next?
What is it? I'm gonna go up there.
Alright.
I'm gonna go back.
Alright.
Zoom up.
I
Can't how is this author
I know what what are you fucking kidding? Yo, I I do all the maps author
You have to buy I bought the game and I don't get oh man. I actually get I actually get up
that's insane buddy buddy it's a paid game
all right
wait it's free why not about the game huh wait am I yo am I bugging
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I bought it initially.
Like, way back in the days, I bought that for sure.
It's sub-base now, but I don't think it was initially.
I just had some more chicken there, I'm gonna eat that.
That's an arky fire fire gun.
I
Mean Jackman your cannon gun in black
As a small thing to do is report our heart into this project and if you have an environment
available, we're going to invite you to talk in the room and pop some of the best headphones.
Repics.
Res scale.
I usually run 100%.
Off.
zero off um okay um Hogbert RT on looks good to me
I think everything is good.
Episode 1.
Felix, baby, you searching up to today, I want this juicer.
Are you- So how do you apply- oh.
All right, all right.
I'm going to put this in game capture
because this is likely to that is Unreal Engine
or whatever, no.
This could crack the encoder.
Hello, I am you, or rather a particularly articulate aspect of you.
I am your conscious, your sense of direction, that faint voice on your shoulder that whispers
perhaps that slice of cake is a bit unnecessarily wide.
That's often me.
Though, admittedly, sometimes you don't listen.
Sorry for that, I mean, can we get some subtitles?
Any, yeah, there's something.
Smells on the other end.
But that's alright.
We're a team, you and I.
slightly disagreeable team at times, but a team nonetheless. Now, I imagine you're
feeling a tad disoriented, and certainly possibly, like a sock that's lost its pair
in the dryer of existence.
Don't worry, this is probably more.
To start, your name is Keelan, and this vast void of nothingness that we're currently
floating in is your mind. It's not always empty of course, we're just doing a bit of maintenance
at the moment. And actually, that's precisely why I'm going. You see, sometimes our mind can get a
big gun down, running low on that pure, uncomplicated joy that makes life worth it. In your own times,
we, rather you, need to pop in and give it a small infusion of joy. And nudge really,
to get the gears of our mind back into motion.
How do we get that joy? I'm glad you asked.
While it might seem empty here at the moment,
there are in fact little momentary bits of happiness
tucked away all around us in our memories.
And that's precisely where we're going.
To go capture that very essence of joy.
How do we access these memories?
Another great question.
It's quite simple.
All you need to do is focus. Maybe there's a specific plant you remember from your parents' bedroom.
Or perhaps that faint smell of chlorine from a day at the water park.
Oh, very nice.
Focus on that. And suddenly, you might find yourself in the middle of that very park again.
Now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. There are a few precautions as you go over.
Oh, my darling.
I see you've centred your attention on our childhood basement. This is a great start,
but not exactly what we're looking for. Our memories here and their corresponding feelings
of loneliness, anxiety and soul-crushing guilt are rather inconvenient. So, while I find a
way to properly reorient onto our designated path, please find a way to occupy yourself.
Easy
Chad the crayon box last plus where that's pause that's most
This very emergency. I'm gonna put chemistry at like point say point point four. It's it's a little bit too much
Gina it's a little bit off putting
Cross it, I'll leave it in there just for the immersion, how about that?
Tots.
And then graphics on max.
Whoa, unreasonable.
chat, is it gonna pick my shit?
hold me chance
who's on your channels? who's doing this shit?
am I trying to watch that?
I'm going to go upstairs now, alright.
Oh!
Uh, we have to find the correct...
Uh, right click and move to the other end. Space is for the ends.
Okay, I need to find the correct time though.
CL!
Sierra? Sierra!
Ummm...
Oh, oh!
Five, three, two, one!
Five!
I'm sure it's nothing here it seems we unfortunately don't have as much time as I'd hoped we'll need
to be over to a different happier memory you rather soon okay imagine you're feeling a
a bit unsettled. But please don't worry. These knocks are just little intrusive thoughts.
They're not real in any capacity. Only little flickers of our imagination. And it looks like
we're going to play a little precautionary game. Quite a simple one, really. Just listen
to the doors on either side of this room, and if one starts to creep open, hurry over
and close it. Just a little game of foot. You've got this. No, no. No. I don't, I don't
I wanna look though, I just wanna close this.
Oh my god.
Bang.
Nope, oh my god.
It appears your focus is ever so slightly slipping.
No it's not.
I'm slipping in further please ensure this memory stays fully and entirely eliminated
Quick
It's like one of our uh, it's like um, one of our stairs on the basement.
That's lost money.
Uh-oh.
Oh
Oh my god!
What was I looking at? I don't know what...
Oh no!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Why don't we take a stroll around and try to focus on something else?
Let's not waste time. We have so many joy-filled memories waiting.
Oh, Mario Bros. Mario 64, um, check.
I've been here before.
Here we are. Welcome to our memory of the waterworks.
I've been here before.
Holy graphics.
It looks like you've left something on the floor.
Ah, Gaelan, you've burned it. This is our memory meter. It tracks all those perfect
little pockets of joy we experience and stores them for us. The more we explore, the more
we focus on all that joy, the more this meter will fill. When the meter's full, well, that
That means we successfully re-experienced all the joy that memory has to offer, and we can move on.
No need to rush. Just keep your eyes open.
This joy has always been here. We're simply remembering how to see it.
It's going to experience some joy.
The joy is not going up the stairs for an hour and a half for a 10 second drop.
It's actually, oh yeah actually it is.
I either is and other donut
Boom. Wait, did I bring it to back though? Woo! Yeah, I feel it with a little, uh, a
little train. That guy looks nice. I can put back his money. Whoa, that's a little scary.
Nice. Oh. Wonderful. We've got our first few ticks on our memory meter.
Check.
Uh oh.
So somebody did a oopsie.
Somebody did a oopsie.
the muck had spoken of earlier. The muck! Rotten. Much like that sandwich you've left,
forgotten in the back of your fridge. There's no real danger to it, of course, but it is,
unfortunately, quite unpleasant. Certainly not the kind of thing you'll crack into that
Why don't you get this washed off?
Yeah!
Yeah, I get it. It's a hiding memory and this is painting it.
It's like a bad part of a good memory.
I feel we tend to do that. Remove the bad parts.
Have you, have you, have you become a, uh, last time you first met, when you left the
saints?
Become the memory.
Ahem.
Yeah, yeah, it's alright.
That's quite enough.
You unfortunately seem to be still so distracted.
Oh, we can fix this.
Please continue directly to all the barred secondary slide towers.
Um.
Let's see what this track did.
Oh, we can fix this.
Please continue directly to all the barred secondary slide towers.
Um...
Why, what do I do?
No, I would do this one.
I did blue.
Now I'm going to do red.
Should I bring one of these?
No.
Chat, why not add this weird elevator thing, like a platform that lifts up so that people
don't have to walk up?
Only in water.
62 pounds. What?
I ain't no. Emotional maintenance and a diagnostic regulation.
No.
What about the other one though?
Don't worry about that, it's just a little mess.
I worried about the other one though.
I know I opened that one, I did the other one though.
Uh oh.
This one's real dark though. Nope.
Nope. No.
Um.
So much.
Woohoo!
Hmm, it looks like we have very brighted slightly.
There seems to have been a minor error, but not to worry.
Please direct your attention over to the green illuminated exit sign hanging over the stairs.
We have maintenance to tend to, and far brighter memories to experience.
Let's get going.
Um, alright.
See you here though.
Left click, there's more stuff in there than what we made for later.
But what about here though?
Or here?
Or not here though?
I'll just do it the way they want me to do.
Deep storage.
Um, hmm, it would seem we've inadvertently drifted into a section of our memory that our mind has chosen to set aside.
How long does this occasionally, to protect us from the memories and experiences it deems rather non-essential?
Think of it as a sort of cognitive guardrail, designed to keep us seated firmly in our reality.
Unfortunately, it appears we've now stumbled over the edge.
but not to worry nothing is ever truly shot at one of my always one to keep
tucked under the proverbial door that
but
Huh?
Aww, I don't get it. What's that mean?
I heard somebody!
I heard somebody!
Oh, oh, that's to give it some lights
Okay
Oh bang
Oh, you take it away.
Okay, let me please know, not there.
This isn't where we need to go.
Why don't we go back up the stairs?
Back to all the fun.
Yeah, isn't it?
But there you go.
Excellent killing.
Now, let's get going.
I had an idea.
This is how I move. This is how I go down chat, in the smallest churn.
What if you went back and got it back and then had an extra charge?
Imagine.
We're unfortunately a bit deeper than anticipated. No matter. You've got this.
All right, so I took the green and I need to give the green or somebody else.
It wants to have a red.
So that is good.
oh game changer what we do of course is to
Oh
Always do is
Oh
It says
Right click, right click on the red, on to this part so we can block the light.
Yeah, and I do too high, perhaps.
It appears you've caught yourself in a memory loop.
This happens occasionally when the mind gets a tad over stimulated and momentarily forgets
Exactly what comes next
But no need to worry by doing something out of the ordinary
Unexpected we should be able to break the cycle and pop ourselves right back home
If you cannot go forward you must have a bit of trouble back watch it
It's okay. We've been here before haven't we you're walking a little nudge something
Bang!
So unexpected, huh, buddy?
Too easy!
We're now fully re-established on our intended course and should be back in the water all momentarily
Bye
It's like the happy boys instead. How about that?
I'm not there
Wait that that can't be right
The break room. Yes the break room. I'm certain that's the way we went before
Yep, very cute.
the plate plus. Okay. So I open this up. Oh, it's going to be one of those put one, two,
one, zero, like you know, I mean, so you get one of these to get the other one and you
pick up the other one out and you put it at the main and then you have your puzzle. It's
I don't have the other classic.
First I need to get the life source, surely.
Am I... Am I...
I mean, I'd like to do that, but I think my brain is a malfunction, so...
Oh, there it is. I didn't see the green at the end.
Bang! Too easy.
the side of that. Um, I really want to know where's Walter? Oh, we have to find Walter
and put him back where he belongs. Uh oh. Let me guess. We need to join in the under.
I see you're having a bit of trouble, not to worry.
While I can't directly help you solve this, I can provide various thoughtful and warm-hearted
lines of emotional encouragement.
You're doing wonderfully.
That's two switches, right? Two greens. And a new place that we've been digging before.
Maybe a blue? Wait, the walls are getting in, no?
storage we want to go here though there you are i see you found a little cracking on joyfield
maintenance route not to worry there's nothing for us here anyway please turn back immediately
okay watch that what about here
Oh
Look at that. I think I saw it right here
Oh light is light
Okay, so if light is light, then I get the other lights.
No, on the blue.
Oh my god, that was... okay, that was like you, but just one time.
So what we do is, we open up...
and that should open...
Where was the second blue? Oh, it's past the room. So you go like this. Bang. And you
remove it and you put the green the blue deep blue
and I could so I'm not gonna get you high this wire leads to the oh that's
Walter. Hi. I'm just popping in. No. No. No. Please don't do that. You're doing great.
Oh, and then I go pick it up. I get it. I get it. I get it. Please don't make fun of me.
And then, I...
The goal is gonna be to...
Get Walter.
So then, why do I need this circle here?
Why do I need this? I don't need this.
So, surely, what is this?
One blue.
I don't know where it's watered.
Okay.
Is there any other rooms we could go to?
No.
No.
All I get it now, I get it. All I have to do is...
I went back over here and there was something over there that I missed.
Well, there isn't let's go back chat. I think we missed the battery
There's another better. Okay. I'm not sure but there's another battery behind that we miss it has to be
Lots of you is gonna pick it up
Um... wait, there actually was.
Welcome to Walter.
Not just a cute red balloon, but an integral and fundamental part of our childhood.
I'm sure you remember the countless times he's personally helped lift our spirits after
a rather long day.
the moment, you will get to actually hold him again.
But please take caution, as even though he's always
played a crucial and irreplaceable role in our childhood
as our sole unwavering companion,
he is rather delicate and requires the utmost care
and restraint.
Huh
No
No
Walter?
Don't you dare.
Walter? Okay.
I imagine you might be currently experiencing feelings of frustration.
No.
you these feelings are completely valid. But in fact, considering the abnormally large
amount of time you've already spent on this puzzle, you're statistically more likely to
find the answer now than ever.
Dude, I'm not...
What is- what is wrong? Is that not true? Is that a strange thing to ask, no?
So what we want to spend our chat is the other liner.
really I really really okay check this
oh wait there's three wires oh my god brah Jesus so basically it's just like
like this.
like this.
uh...
wait
okay
okay settle down
7
This opens that!
OHHHHH
Oh my god, I can't do that, they took me that long, that's just embarrassing.
This one's first, and then the other one reversed. Bang, bang, all three of them.
Bang.
Wait.
So, this one...
This one stays?
Oh!
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Huh?
Well, I already did that.
Blue?
Blue!
Okay.
So, then, then.
Okay, so then, then.
up to on it. Okay. This. That. For sure.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Nobody panic.
Oh wait, I had it!
I don't understand it!
I had it!
I can't do this faster!
Oh my god! No, it's- oh my god! I'm not gonna get really mad at it. I'm gonna get really mad at it.
So, oh, the other one is slower.
So this one is so slower so the other one last I got it. I got it. It's easy. It's easy nobody panic. It's that one last I
Do a swap watch this watch this
After that
Okay, so it's that one last, that one, no, that one last.
So if that one is last, then I would do go in with the one that's green, and then I would
All right, BOOM, and the end of skit, end of skit, end of April's Fool's Joker.
Holy shit, got him, that's too easy, that's too easy, now here it comes, now what you
it is
Oh, I do it while going backwards, oh my god, I get it.
Yo, is there a problem with my competition device?
This is the last part.
Opening this is the last part.
Oh my god.
I do it while going backwards.
It's a, it's a...
All right, basically, the green goes in.
Faster!
can't
can't
can't
can't
can't
can't
No, that's it. That's it. That's it. My brain's cooked. My brain's finished. It's finished. It's
finished. I need to put over here first. That's what I need to do. And then install it out.
Okay, I get it. I mean, it's not very intuitive, but yeah, it works. Jesus.
Wait, it stays open?
It stays open.
Nope, it's not into a living room. The puzzles are worth it.
Calmly DSVL you want it.
Not into a living room.
Um
Is it safe
What's that
I want to go here and note.
Oh, please, no, no, no, no puzzle.
My brain already hurts.
Why not a machine gun, though?
I think it needs power.
It needs, like, power nodes.
Because as you can see, there's three nodes.
pop pop pop pop pop
hmm
pop pop
oh
that's good
wait I didn't push that
so
maybe we need more power
I can't slide though
Weeeeeee!
Oh, I have to walk through it?
Yo.
Am I keep too high? Again?
Oh, it's the same one, so it's the same one.
Oh, I always hated that chat when you have to push yourself on the slide, that's horrible.
No one's in here though.
I need to get objects to put on it.
But first we need to open up with one more power.
The power of these other guns, the gun needs, needs at least the weights, and the weights
open the door.
Too easy.
I mean I already figured it out, eh?
Animal.
Bang.
Bang, that's a tic-tac-toe.
That's a tic-tac-toe, no?
Um, now give me a gunner.
i think right here
where are the guns
what is the power you can do? it's for the guns, right?
oh, what?
i get it
uh...
The guns were here. Surely the guns weren't now.
I mean there was three dots, three batteries.
Wait.
That should be a memory, right?
How does that not get any memory?
Alright.
Ah, a follow me tag. A perfect start on our joy-filled journey.
Unfortunately, it seems to be momentarily...
Oh, we're missing a power.
Given your demonstrated proclivity for resolving unexpected challenges, I'm sure you can figure it out.
Yeah, I got it. I got your book.
Now that you mention it, if there's four wires, there's four transformators.
All I have to do is find out where that one is at, and when I activate it, we should be able to have some power.
There's my kingdom.
Transformer.
Do I have to get a transformer?
Or a transformer maybe.
He does that.
Transformer.
Time.
So not here I don't think.
Unless it is here.
Let me get this here actually.
That goes to the second lobby.
Oh, pump it!
that goes back to main though unless that can't go down here
lame so lame
so we are missing one more
check tell me am i bugging
Like is there a missing like these in still wired you're right
I'm not seeing shit. Oh
What new place new place
No, no, I can't follow what if I don't know what's that
And back this way one
Power units such as that
Like oh it leads to
Goes down
Oh
Are we getting auto jet
Dude, I can't do shit.
Nothing doesn't work anymore.
Awful.
Yep, this is going to be a 25-hour stream, GD.
You heard it first, 25-hour stream inbound, boys.
voice gotta figure this out so I'm to you this is lot number six I think so
Where have I not been?
It's got me to the tree.
Or?
Wait, or it's not the tree.
Oh, this is new!
Good, good, good, good!
Nope, none of you.
Oh, gosh darn it.
Oh, and then...
Chad Green.
Have we ever been here before?
This goes down and in the top right and it is because I'm in the top of
and you fall the wire brother I thought this one I did
Where you see it? Where? Where?
Oh my god. Nope, we gotta do this one.
Oh, oh, wire.
That's not, it's not talking about this one.
Let's, let's not talk about it.
We could just still enjoy the tree stumps, the machine guns.
There's a TV that opened up. I need to go listen to it.
Hi, I'm just popping in to let you know. Don't be afraid to have some fun. We're here to
collect joy after all. Go let loose, jump around, knock something over. Just make sure
you do all of that inside our carefully constructed maintenance path.
No black, green, and oolong kiwis.
I think I'm going to lose you.
Have you used one team's word for playing this for my goal?
Um...
I use it every night.
Dude, I, I, I mean, oh, oh, hey, that was a better one.
Alright.
Alright.
Um...
Oh, bing-bang-bong!
Oh long bing bong bong so why didn't I already did it?
Maybe we have fun with the slide?
How's that? How's that on the channel? How's that on the fun?
How's that on the fun? That's really fun.
Okay, so let's go ahead and do the rest of this stuff.
Um...
Let's go up here.
I enjoyed these, but not like, not crazy.
I think how much you go to the like a super big ones, whatever those usually a pretty pretty stale
What about the guns now though, I said we absolutely have to go play with that
Oh, but the big slide it or both
So the big slide sounds really fun. No
Come on
Here here
And then here there's more than there. Yeah
And I can't shoot the guns they have to be loaded
How unfortunate um, we still do a slide down for sure
Oh my god, lap number 600.
Oh, maybe the TV is going to get more clues.
Wait, did he's gone?
Chat, was the TV here?
Huh?
It's the wrong gunner.
It's the bomb gunner.
Quick!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Huh?
What was that?
Quick!
More! More fun!
I
Don't
Fun fun fun fun boom boom
Uh
Oh my god
And my
Oh no, um, um, um, um
Oh no
I'll get it!
He's not reset, I beg you.
A full reset is absolutely diabolical, man.
Is that why I can't?
Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it.
And then, then we did the yo-yo.
So, it's boom-bomb.
Then, straight up.
Oh, it's random!
The pattern I had was probably one of the rarest, like, difficult patterns, you know what I mean?
We're on the hardest you can get.
Above it?
Surround?
Wait a minute.
Oh.
Not again, please, I beg you.
it's okay Caleb I'm sure you'll get it this time
So what's the point of saying that? Explain to me.
Like, really dude?
Okay, the path is straight to the right. That's fine.
So top path is blocked down.
Don't shoot there, don't shoot there blood my father.
Where does this go?
Oh my god!
Really?
Hmm, I believe you do need to shoot those full cubes into that great big funnel.
You can't go up!
I had no idea.
Alright, nobody even knew that, nobody even said that, okay, let's be honest, nobody
even said it, the rule for it.
Zero
So that's gap
So that's gap
Really really
So we're just gonna wait
So we're just gonna be doing the very big thing
This is that my guess oh
Now the game went to hard mode
So I think that was the typical part so I didn't win yeah, that's the hard parts
We're not gonna go back up anymore
really how's that funny explain it
explain how that's funny
brother brother the mechanic is stupid the whole thing is dumb the reasons are
dumb and and then they laugh that's awful I should love it I should laugh at
the fucking at the fucking give development what I should I should let
than you buddy um the margin of area is very small
out of it. No, don't you dare. And done!
Come on!
More?
More!
Nope, nope, nope.
more!
NO!
NO!
NO!
Wait, what?
I
Didn't hold
Wow!
Whoa!
Um...
Flame?
Huh?
Why would it not be physical on the first try?
Oh no, we'll get to this abba.
Why am I getting smaller and smaller?
Like, oh, was I crouched the whole time?
Oh, okay.
So here's a closet full of boxes.
Alright.
Oh, here's a junk that we cannot make.
Oh
Okay, no, yeah, I mean, yeah, I agree with this I 100%
I didn't jump it the whole thing happened by itself
That's what I did
Well, I
I mean, it seems to be getting in here for sure.
Like, what one of these?
Um...
Maybe we need to get a...
Something needs to happen, pretty much.
Okay, cool. Maybe a key?
Maybe the yellow, maybe the yellow.
I like it.
Ah.
Um.
Ow! I like it.
Uh...
Um...
I guess?
I'm so confused. Why is there spot I leave nowhere?
But he all this uses it goes nowhere
I didn't see the lights is there like was that like oh
Oh my god, there was a light.
And then I would do what?
With that?
Um...
Oh wait!
It gives me light!
The light gives me light!
That's quite nice.
Um, wait, is that water?
Oh no, oh no, dude.
Don't
As you go further back no ship
I I
I think this game is unnecessary, it's fine, I'm not gonna buy that.
Was that not a fairy pack?
I was at the very back there!
I need to go to the arcade.
What I'm even not just picky, it's like just unnecessarily punishing for no reason, but that doesn't really offer anything that a game may extra, like...
Well, there's no point in redoing these parts, like, at all.
Okay, intuitively, you play a game, right?
You put this on, the hole's here, right?
Like...
What the fuck?
All right, I mean that's troll, that's troll, that's troll, that's troll, it's troll, it's
troll.
Oh, what, I don't give a shit, this is just stupid.
It's 100% troll, it's rage bait.
There's two holes. Stand between. Oh, you might be right, actually.
Oh, okay, yeah.
At the benches, in a minute.
I love it further that that was pretty much visually that is as good as I can do it maybe
Okay
Hold on
No
Okay, let's analyze this pretty
There's two holes, right?
I would be safe.
Not the wall, a little bit, see the wall's broken, right?
Directly one-half bench further up.
So now here, here.
Right here.
Okay, the pillars are not either, look.
The pillars do not exist.
Chat, the pillars do not exist.
This is the wall.
These are not the real pillars.
The pillars are dead.
I don't exist anymore.
That was right, it's second bench.
I don't even know.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Wait.
All right, that's that, I'll do the next parts.
I know the Walter segment.
Walter, Walter, Walter.
I need to get the Walter.
Bang.
Bang, bang, uh, do I feed the light through it?
What does light mean?
What does light mean?
It didn't give me any.
It's a door, so we don't, so we don't need it in.
Oh, it's following me!
Oh, oh, he's following me.
So what I want is for him to do this.
He has entered through the uh...
Water.
I cut a chair.
I cut a chair.
I cut a chair.
I should check. Perhaps an extra too high?
Ah, there we are. It seems you got a bit distracted back there.
Before we continue, I should remind you that these intrusive thoughts and their accompanying
feelings of loneliness, guilt and existential dread are in fact not real, and bear no truth
or substance whatsoever. So please, if you do see anything like that again, immediately
turn away and forget entirely about its existence. Now, let's move over to a different memory.
Okay.
Just walk over here thoughts. You think about it? Boom, walk away.
Okay.
Two reasons to turn it off are...
This moment is enough.
No, not a man over again.
and all lights off.
Well, I don't think I should do that.
I don't think I should do that.
Oh, there are squirts on the ground today.
I don't know if it's all the squirts.
Once the thorn, two steps back.
Huh?
One, two.
One, two.
Oh.
One step forward, two steps back.
Why has it been backwards though?
What's the port?
This is back.
are you stupid?
There's nothing for you behind you, ours was ahead of you.
Are we dead ass with this game?
Oh my god!
No exits.
Really dude?
Really?
Really?
No exits.
No exits!
Huh?
So...
So!
I mean...
So I need to find one that has it?
I don't get it!
No exit!
Exit, exit, exit, exit!
Footstep!
One step forward!
So maybe one cycle, two steps, two cycles, backwards?
I'm gonna snap.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Watch this!
One step forward, two steps back.
This is why I came from there.
This is available.
It's troll.
This is pure troll!
Oh, when it starts closing.
When it starts closing.
I got it.
Oh my god, yes, and then it goes better, so, then, okay, hold on, hold on!
Wait, did I just, did I just click it?
Oh
Oh my god
I
See
She's sound
It doesn't I gotta figure out what door after the cycle
What's the head of you?
The
The boards are changing!
Ford?
Ford?
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, one entry in on the Ford and two exits with the foot going...
Oh my god, I think I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Watch this.
One, when the arrows are pointing up, this is my, this is my forward.
This is my forward.
it locked right and then it
the sign says go left
Steps back, and one more back.
No!
I
Wait
What a joke, what a joke.
What is that milk?
This game is a disaster.
It is a disaster of a gamer.
Who made this?
Oh, not again.
Let me guess it.
Now, do it in reverse,
with mouse twisted backwards
while singing alphabet sideways.
Oh, what was that? What was that?
Like, holy shit, what a joker.
Oh, my God, I can't.
Ready?
Alright.
My right is the down slope.
Smiley face.
Gate guard right side was way back around left side is
Loop to loop get loop to loop
All access card
C and XW.
They keep saying that.
Oh, what was that?
Is that a bug?
Now, to get the Easter egg, you have to do the entire game backwards and then do that
puzzle forward.
Holy shit.
Cinema
Bounce house
All right
We
And landed it.
Um, this is not happy.
Ooh, apple.
the rules here comes she said they've been good health wandering socks are
required shoes the food
yeah you report to the to follow the positive was that immediate removal from
the water
Are you Walter or not?
It's fake Walter, you cannot retell.
Dude, I could check.
I'ma say what it is.
Those cheap cakes that you get when you're a kid, those go so hard, I wanna eat some
right now.
Check and look at it.
Oh no puzzle again blue orange green wait
Look what is going on.
Excellent. We've successfully arrived in our recollection of the bounce house.
But it looks like we'll need to quickly address one last safety measure before we get fully established on a designated path.
I'm quite certain you'll find it entirely manageable.
Card in the card to open the door.
Now then, this is easy. This is easy. This puzzle is going to be a joke for me.
All we have to do is...
But there's numbers, remember?
It was.
It was.
I know.
Uh, there were some numbers earlier, remember?
so they remember.
And the order is simple.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, here comes, here comes.
Orange equals green, white is black, blue is blue,
Blue is blue.
Bonus soda.
Oh.
Huh?
I broke it.
I broke it.
I broke it.
I broke it.
I broke it.
I broke it.
Huh? I broke it!
Why don't I break the camera?
Okay. This is a simple puzzle. Chat.
No, absolutely not.
Green is three.
And then there was blue.
And it's a mix between the numbers on the walls, the colors on the mother suckers, maybe the ones that have ink on them.
I think on him?
Let's take a look.
These are ones.
Fair enough.
These are all ones.
Fair enough.
Oh my god, 2, 4, 3, 2.
Oh, no, in the order of the color.
In the order of the colors, which is four, two, two, three.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's actually the opposite of it.
You add them on!
So eight, four, four, six,
Unfortunately, it looks like we'll need to momentarily part ways.
Please remain on course, retrieve the keycard and promptly return it back without any further
unnecessary interruptions.
Ah, okay.
Just give me the card then.
That's why I am the thing at this.
I don't know what to do.
Don't shoot there.
What oh my god, okay, I
Need to do the bad thing probably
Chat maybe I do the bad thing
Open further, aha, I know you, I know you, I know you, I know you, I know you, oh, oh,
Oh
Come on
There, maybe there's more behind it.
Maybe I can pass it through.
Annoying.
I'm going backwards.
I'm going backwards.
We don't, I don't care.
There's something over here that I can do.
Huh?
Nope. Nope. I can't. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get really mad at it.
I use the light to find something in the...
Noooo, who's danger?
Something hidden and I can't prove it yet.
What is this red thing here?
What is this red thing?
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
What could that mean?
It's gonna mean something
Tarkov
Wait
Tarkov labs doors
Please stop.
Chats are being really bad, they're really bad, they're really bad.
Oh, we're gonna have to flashlight it.
Out of the beat, out of the beat, out of the beat, out of the beat.
I've been holding this in here for like fucking six hours.
I feel like I got a brand new bladder.
Very nice, fresh.
All right, now let's take a look at this.
Oh, I like playing with my phone, I like it, I like the browser, right click, click,
No, that's when I got past it though.
It has records.
Check, it cannot be a coincidence, check.
Huh?
I don't see a chat oh my god
I'm I feel terrible about it
that's that's horrible it says it right clicking like I like what does that even mean
Oh, we already been to this, yeah.
Okay, and what do I want out of this?
I think we'll get another light here pretty much.
what do these cases do for me though flip the barrier
huh oh
Um...
It's...
Okay, I get it.
Okay.
I understand now.
I understand it.
Bing?
bang
BOOM
where you piece of shit
don't you dare
oh give me the fuck right
yeah nice try nice try I heard I heard it tried it then I'm too smart
no
No, I kept my life though.
I kept my life though.
Oh.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I can still.
Open it!
Dude.
I'm looking.
What?
What?
Wondering attention has inadvertently caused a critical destabilization in our memory meter. What?
However, rest assured we've come prepared for this
Please continue through the unmarked door to your right
What I mean anything to my left now
I think there's a door right there
Really?
How long is this place?
It's falling apart.
Oh wait, we can make it out.
Is that it?
Wait.
Oh wait, we can make it out. Is that it?
No.
Alarm?
I'm scared.
though
I watched it
No, get away from that! This is right!
They further changed their smoke detector and they died. That's the story!
Unfortunately, you've become quite distracted. I do have to remind you that these lingering feelings of guilt and emptiness are nothing to worry about.
But I can see you're not going to listen.
So, before we continue our experience, we're going to need to make a slight detail.
Since you have a moment, I'd like to quickly draw a parallel between your subconscious and that sandwich I mentioned before.
Such?
You see, much like the mold on that sandwich, if given the opportunity, this rot will begin to spread.
Continuing to see Pin and Fester until it eventually consumes everything we hold dear.
While the complete and total collapse of your perceived reality may sound distressing,
I can assure you there is absolutely no cause for concern.
In routine, simply staying focused on the joys of life renders that mold entirely inert.
However, in the event you just can't seem to focus, despite numerous polite or hearted reminders,
we need to take slightly more aggressive precautions.
Like what?
Please flip the shoot power switch and position yourself directly above the large red dot.
No!
No!
I want you!
I want you!
Now, we can finally get you going where you should have been headed in the first place.
The bounce house!
No, no.
This can't be right.
I've done everything right.
I've corrected everything you've messed up.
Every mistake, every misdirection, every distraction you've entertained.
I fixed it all!
Why do you insist on defining?
What? I didn't do anything.
Let's get you back on track. I'll return shortly.
I can do it on the plan.
Uh-oh, puzzle.
Wire.
Light.
Lights.
Red.
Red?
I need to be powered up through here, so I think I got 1-2.
Huh?
I'll just give it a 1-2 then.
Wait, what if I open it up like this?
Okay, so that's not the one.
Maybe through...
Okay.
What?
No shot.
Huh?
I saw the vintage rag. There's a red. There's a thing. Wait, unless I just take the whole thing away.
I'm going to get you.
Give me that.
Oh, I know this isn't.
This is one of those.
Okay. Now where would I want to go when things are normal?
I would need it to be...
I mean, I had to try it.
Right?
Oh!
Aha!
Oh!
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Oh, like this.
Oh, oh no.
Like this.
Oh my god, dude.
Okay, first things first, it's this, this for sure.
So this, right?
And then I had to drag it across, so how did I do that?
Well, I...
That's cool.
Oh, oh, oh!
Huh?
Oh!
It's just the numbers to open the code.
Okay, blue, green, yellow, red.
Blue has how many buildings? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Yellow has...
My green though.
Maybe I just brute force it?
It's this, that's how you do it, bang, bang.
I don't know where to bring this.
I can't, I can't.
Okay.
Oh, I know the greens are just oh my god
The greens are the fucking patches of grass.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Nine green.
Nine green, nine green, four yellow.
Nine green, four yellow, five blue.
Seven red.
Okay.
Red, blue, green yellow.
Oh my god, oh my god, I, I might be the goats.
Genuinely might be the goat.
How long have I been in the tent? I-I-I legitimately...
That was more-that was-that was genuine-ah, you forget about it.
I have to move it around.
I don't know if this game is so hard. It shouldn't be this hard.
Why but for what though?
All of this for what though?
All of this for what though?
Oh, oh, for the lights, for the lights.
Green
No, not a great use us the one from earlier the one from earlier being
And...
Bang!
The
The whole point was the dragon thing across, I'm so dumb, I'm actually just dumb, sorry.
I'm alright, I'm alright.
Um, big green back up.
The whole point of this entire design was to put this back.
Wait, is that impossible?
Wait!
Come here!
Oh my god!
Wait.
I-I worked too hard for this.
Yes, I worked too hard for this.
Oh, my God!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Huh?
I, I, I, I, I don't understand!
wait oh no
wait
Wait, I bugged it.
I don't understand it!
I don't understand it!
Okay. Okay.
I need to block the lights.
Bang!
I'm trying to get out!
Oh.
What?
I could have done that an hour ago even when I was a kid.
I could have done that a couple of times.
I could have done that a couple of times.
I could have done that a couple of times.
I could have done that an hour ago even without blocking it, it just bugged it.
This is me navigating to my neurons with all the rot.
I think I think I think it's a squiger
it's confusing and loud
Oh
What
He's good, he's good.
A four resets really?
Yeah, they gave me an intuitive sign. Like...
It's indie devs or whatever. I don't want to be rude to them. I don't want to be rude to them.
I get it. They've made a lot of games before. A lot of things are intuitive.
And I don't mean yellow tape. Yellow tape is one thing.
But anything looks the same.
like I like it over to go
My bad. I had to look up at the red light. Dude!
Don't you know chat like it's obvious just crack your neck
Nine degrees look at the ceiling because you're being chased in the back
You'll have to look at that the skybox and get the red light come on man really dude. I mean are you are you like really?
I
Was it
Oh my god, you have to hold it?
Oh, man, this game is...
Oh
Shit
I'm going home
What's wrong with you
Wait.
Bunk.
The cannon ending.
So there's a crit in it.
have completed the cannon ending.
The game has a few highs and a lot of lows and it's one of those things where like I
I think they have to look back and they go like,
she describes we were doing some,
some crazy shit back then, like,
like a little bit of a learning curve.
The gameplay is not intuitive,
but very needlessly punishing for the mistakes
that you will make because of how it's made to make you make.
And that's kind of why it's over trolled.
That's not it.
But overall, I'd give it a solid four.
I think games like, um,
Poppy Playtime,
played out, played out.
They're played out, they're made out, they're overdeveloped.
We need to go back, go away from those.
And the reasoning is,
the flatness, puzzle, puzzle, nothing.
Puzzle, that's, that's, that's weird and broken for 30 minutes.
45, nothing, jumpscare one time, we forget what the story is about, we forget what the
game is.
A lot of these games you're going to see like a lot of big horror games that make it big,
even triple A's, is that they keep you engaged in what the game is, what it's about, you're
supposed to be tense, you're supposed to be immersed, and they constantly do things to
keep you in that loop.
They keep you in there, they keep you engaged, whether it's a dialogue, whether it's a cutting,
whether it's a narration.
It'll keep you in it.
These games, the reason why I said that they're played out is that
they keep you in the dark,
doing nothing for too long.
You end up being, if your player is mad at the puzzle, mad at the mechanics,
what do you think they are?
Not scared of.
That's a bum.
If it's going to be some horror-themed game,
if somebody has the time to be upset,
they don't have the time to be scared.
That's simple!
Oh shit. Uh...
What?
hospital called to take my mother's heart back scheduled for this weekend. Thanks.
Um, I don't know if that's how that works.
That's, that's, that's not how that works.
It has nothing to do with me, me, me, me with the puzzle, um, take, for example, you can
You can take a lot of the pieces out of the outlasts of Resident Evil, even unsharded,
and put them in like a masterclass about player engagement, reward, without removing the immersion.
You know how many are in there
The way to dodge this problem is
If the player does fail in a way that's almost almost he is always gonna fail, right?
Then don't make it a reverse back to other points where you're gonna read the same loop
Resonable does great with this, Outlast does great with this.
Because if there is nothing different, with the next time you do the loop, nothing at
all and it's a pretty long loop and the very will fail, why do you want your average player
to go to the same loop nine, ten times?
It's genuinely, you're going to make a lot of people not enjoy the game.
If it takes ten times, eight times, we go through the same long loop.
Come on, man.
It doesn't make sense.
Like, come on, bro.
Really?
Oh, he also got the cannon ending.
Oh, you can't see Vod?
I took him an hour extra.
Sloppy.
I agree with the chat.
It has the problems of probably my time.
And it's really sad to say because I have a lot of respect to who made this.
Who made this?
I have been looking forward to this game.
Ever since I saw it two years ago.
I usually don't cook game developers, but this was actually I would rather eat human feces.
I will not be playing part two.
Don't even bother playing a part two.
This was actually so unbelievably bad, I can't fathom it, it's legitimately a one out of ten.
Like actually, this might actually be the worst game I've ever played.
That's reasonable actually.
Like I actually think I would rather play Dead by Daylife in this game.
This is actually might be the worst game I've actually ever played in my life.
Yeah, I mean.
I can't believe how bad.
Brother, I would rather play Dead by Daylife as a killer playing solo queue with no perks against fucking trihards at max rank.
Leave the most torturous fucking dog shit of all time. Like
I am actually in shock at how bad this is I truly can't believe it I
Feel like I'm about to have a heart like my chest hurts like this was so bad. Yeah from the annoying
Just just trial and error chase seeds that last three minutes
And then when you get to the end of one and you die because you didn't know what to do
You have to go back because there was no checkpoint worth literally anything anywhere
I can't believe how bad it was. I'm a truth. You can he be I am actually like one of you
When the window when the trailer of this game first came out
I thought it was gonna be like a liminal backrooms type game
I didn't know it was gonna be poppy playtime, but worse. Yo, I said the same thing. Hey, what do you have the fucking game open like?
Brother this game is a puzzle
Aspect of it was a slog dog like I mean every aspect of the game was a slog the entire game
sucked
Yeah
Al I mean Al it is Al Al. Just Al
I'll give it a review
How did it get that good many reviews?
Who reviews the games
This is yeah, it's not some free games you pick out off the store it's a $12
video game
mostly positive brother brother people that get this shit for if it was a free
game if this was a free game it would be awful it's a paid game so how's it
good reviews. Best background games I've ever played. But if you played, he played for 0.8
hours. He played this game for 35 hours. No. Nope. Nope. No. Just no. What are you?
five hours?
Hold on.
What the fuck?
Okay, this guy fell asleep at his keyboard.
This guy fell asleep.
mid-game only for the graphics that's IT played this to bias I was a
27 on record that the game came out today as of writing it and he said another
eight hours in it
in patient player it's a slow burn oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god these
These are the fuckin' dog shit, like fuckin' the copers, like,
last of us two Neil Druckman fuckin' copering andies.
Buddy, where is the burner?
Where is the burner?
Explain it.
There's no burner.
But it's not a slow burner.
There's no burner.
But it gets like leaving the fuckin' stove on fuckin' 0.01.
Like, it'll never burn shit.
But there, the game had you walk backwards two times before giving you any positive feedback
that you're doing the right thing.
Like at the very least, when you make it to the first door, give it a small, an intercom.
Oh, patient number one.
and when you when you walk backwards maybe give another cue give a cue and then when you go to the
second door to go through three doors backwards but no feedback is insane. I swear on this
if there was no youtube noted on nothing I would expect at least six percent of the players
to quit on the spot. I am telling you, 60% of the player at least would have just quit on the spot.
No point. I'm not going to bother this stupid fucking puzzle. What a joke.
Oh man.
and I can't, um, on my nerves, up to this progression, uh, sort of, yeah, true, repeat
content, true.
Yo, yo, who is this guy?
What a, what a chatter.
Yo, this guy knows cartridge.
Holy shit.
Um, but...
Plus one.
Good reviewer.
Impilates just kidding April fools. Oh
Holy business
Chat I would I would take areas of positive and just and just go download their shit and and touch on the profile like
But I don't want anybody to be harassed. I'm not gonna do it, but I would go one by one dog shit
Um, all right, one of the best single player horror games that have played in a long time
One hour on record. One hour at a time.
Is that it? You finished the game?
What the...
What in the bot is this?
SFX 1110. Horrifying. We'll keep you on your toes.
All right, it's like a product received for free.
Very cool.
All right, let's find out if it is in the chat, I think that's the balance, so I guess
unlocked. It was so much. It was so bad. I got super
so much. Don't give me a man the shit. This game, the first
game was okay is somehow almost as bad. Sorry. Okay, I said
it is almost as bad. I don't care what everybody says. The
puzzles are shit. Unintuitive. You get stalled after three
hours. The the story stalls out and a big gap in between and
and people get it's very positive fuck off dude
russian guy based on that
give us a complete statement, put us in a board and have no load behind it, solution is it
so the story isn't engaging at all
it just speaks to me sir's voice, put us in philosophy, and get them like very
exactly the stories that go as you play it
i get one out of ten is just like the graphics, the demo was good
So holy shit holy, holy basic plan
All right, well
Um
What else we got Jack xqcl
I'll give it a review. I'll give it a review. I didn't want to give it a review. Wow, yeah,
and actually push them offline. That's crazy.
I don't want to shun too hard because at the same time, small dev team, whatever, but
I think it's important to understand, maybe I'm wrong about this chat.
In the development process, I think to have a small council, a few of them, maybe their
fan to be a few people that they have ten able and they give them the game and
play the game play the game play like play the game and see how it feels as
somebody who hasn't made the game anybody who has played in this game that
didn't they make the game would go cheese this is shit like fix this whatever
Let come on, bro
Oh, you did it
Then they only had glazers
Then he's as glazed the button super hard
How many days they stick it one G it's all good. I'll give it I'll give it review
No.
Okay.
Keep in mind this is a $10 game.
No, keeping in mind it.
There's the null game, okay.
Um, a lot, almost all of this game's problems would have been avoided with simple, with
interesting. The game just doesn't charge it is like it doesn't it doesn't play right
Like, it isn't playwrights.
Yeah, yeah, it isn't slow.
Well, at all.
The mistakes.
The game will leave you to make.
And you will make them.
Um.
This is terrible.
Will take you on very long, unintuitive loops that ultimately do not feel rewarding at all.
Done.
Next, next.
Bang.
Um, the story feels, um, jahadi, like, like, syncopes, you know what I mean?
Like, it feels fragmented in its delivery, and by the end of the game, you basically
forget what the game is even about.
All right.
The graphics feels...
feel somewhat sophisticated.
But fans of this genre will feel... will...
Umm...
No, the graphics, the graphics are...
The fans will feel like they have played this game three times before.
true truth nuke truth nuke truth nuke okay um
so then that we'll make religion this is the this is the truth nuke
um
Conclusion, this game would be a let down if it was free.
It is abysmal that gamers have to pay ten dollars for this Jank Slop.
Sorry, this is a two out of ten.
Is it four?
That was gonna be nice.
Fine.
Fine.
right. Who's Devin? Who's Devin? Oh, the devil. Oh, Devin Chat. Yo, chat, chat. This
Jack, is this too hard?
Jack, I think I'm gonna be able to put you on this one.
Um, okay.
I do think that there is a chat.
Some of-
Sixth last sentence in the second paragraph car.
Oh, I'm bad. I'm bad. The other mistakes, the game will lead you to make any of them.
We'll take you on very long, intuitive loops that ultimately do not feel what it is. It's
a little bit dog shit, but oh, there are so much sophisticated it, but fans of this job
will feel like they, oh, Jesus.
All right, the third part, you're going to be allowed.
That was free.
OK, I get this sentence right here.
Mmm.
Even if it was free.
I am disappointed.
In other words,
one word for this
Jank Slop. Holy, holy chat. I mean you weren't just for this shit. Chat, it's janky. Chat,
The experience is a janky.
Like everything.
Janky tennis.
One S.
One S.
You know what the game is so bad it they could take a typo take a typo
Um chat am I building my my my my review
Shit, I'm gonna poppy play them with puzzles, but I'm not sure if you can find it.
I have to push this stage.
Shit in my mouth.
Such ways with words, holy.
Alright, well, Jack, Jack, Jack, I would place him there like, off to Jack, I might,
I might do it, yeah, I might, I might, everybody's, I might just do it on stream, okay.
Or some Rocket League?
Yeah, I had to stop the starter.
It was going to come all really better.
I'll do two games of Rocket League, if I...
Play deadlockxqcl.
Shall I look at this?
They call it the green carpets.
Um, this guy says it.
Chat, chat.
I feel like playing a competitive chilled game for, for next.
Um, this or that?
For a moment.
I will play the correct.
10-5. 10-4.
No, I'll play it in the black one out.
The guck.
Chat. Do people, um, are my, when I type in the game in chat, are my logs going to be recorded and whatnot?
Wait.
I asked because I like that privacy and I'm gonna hide it I would just like that some privacy
I love to have a game unfortunately.
We had some fucking dog shit, it's the unplayable.
Like sometimes I wonder, how can you sit at the computer and do 18,000 damage?
I don't know how a human can be at the computer and do that little damage.
I mean, I just want to stop on the balance.
I mean, I don't understand here.
I Q'd up here.
I'll need you to pry on the chair to get in here.
Alright, I'm fanning 5 now.
Slowly climbing.
It's just this long time I'm climbing.
I have the exact same one right as that before, it's like 60%
I play a bunch of different characters too
Yo, I could... I could...
One or two...
Trick?
What is it called, Greg? What are you doing here?
I don't think you can proud, can you?
Can you proud characters?
So this is the plan yet
There you go
This is how I play but it feels like it feels like I'm doing some dope shit
Versa is bad. I don't think you want that increase. I feel like overall this bill is constant.
You don't have some as soon as you start throwing some fucking dog shit alterations, whatever it becomes crazy like there's no point
I like it's it has to flow
I'd better use one of them, what would you use one of them?
Oh you think I'm a burst fire?
but they have to Inca Visible
it's not worth it
I'll use it with it
it's not worth it to be here
surge of power on 3
No, no
No
No
It I don't think you understand it what this bill is for though
What the what the three does is is more important than just there's just a whatever. Oh
It's just it's unoptimized it is unoptimized
In view, it's close, but it's not good.
It's close, but not it.
Because you want to get your triple spike, and this build gets your triple spikes and
it just feels natural.
Yo, where's the fucking game?
We're going to be the first three, but we're going to be the first three, always.
The surge for $3,000, the increase that the surge gives you isn't as good as the other
items that you would build and what they give you.
It's just not optimized.
But when it comes to mobile games, all that choices, some things are good and maybe they're
great or good, but they don't come.
It comes close, but it's just better to have the best one.
I don't believe in it.
Oh!
Oh!
I made my dude hit her.
head-on
Yeah, it was a decent hit that's how you do me less than his game though
This is me laser, but I'm completely broken. I mean
I mean fix the game or I don't should use it
You can really mess with me in the past
You can hit people when they go away you can hit me in their back when they're way far gone
He's got him.
Where's the plus sign?
No fun?
What the hell is that?
Is he getting boxes? Where's this?
He's getting boxes
Where's Ace?
Huh?
There's no reason that they should have buffed uh human silver it's it's epic it's it's
brand isn't and it's it's just not right.
it wasn't needed
Nice right?
Look at them NA Phantom for EU
I wonder what I can get up to shot
I'm not sure what's going on.
So, Joe, is she just doing boxes, you think?
The bitch has some.
This book is dangerous.
The wrong hands.
It's not a superman.
Michael, they're red lemons.
Uh, item? Hello? Oh, I don't have a money.
It's a visual bug?
Oh battle vest is so smart. Yo smart. Hold on. Let him go a little bit. I probably would just run for a minute like that.
I want to bug both of you there.
I gotta figure out how to use this 10 month before it gets me killed.
Hold that!
There you go, there you go.
of
the
death of
death
of
I hope in any pocket, do you got it?
I can't boy any of them as they are all over here.
The game is about, it's just like I imagine you are in an overwatch mode.
Wow, he actually didn't even go over there for that period of time.
Hey, bear, do you want to log in?
Ah, he's high.
Man, what is it with people that play this game and smoking fucking weed, man?
Like, I don't get it.
Like, they don't want to smoke, just go smoke weed.
What are you gonna do, both?
They're not gonna want to get up close
I
Went in and died
Wasn't my boy
Oh, no
I
Took me here now. I mean it is a little bit
Hell yeah, I just want to spend the cash when I get the chance
I have a real shit on the bridge
Well for a long time
That should be give me a green spike, right? Yeah, I'm just my soul
I'm gonna go for that
I thought he was uh
I thought he was looking for the area
Oh shit
other players when they were asked to have a single original thought when they're heading.
I need to pull back
They're just showing the game
The spirit is waiting to be claimed
There's an, um, huh?
The Lebron James skin, is that real?
You live in it as the times, don't you?
They try to step to me.
They're gonna regret it.
Who's here?
I don't believe in mods, I don't believe in mods should be a thing, I think it's cheating.
If a dead doesn't want to have mods in their game
So we have to them. I think I think they should it if that was a little bit of opening against it
They should cut through the chase. They should they should just kill it now and say you're not allowed a shit
You're bad your band if you use the third-party shit
It's gonna be a problem like in the future
For sure
now they're over water in this game
they just can't survive it, we're not pushing hard in the new game so
they're all very very confused in that game
I
Sound good, let's push let's push Broadway. Yeah, also, yeah, there's a month like loud million
I think that's awful that that should be outlawed things for me
Imagine if it was a
Then I would just click the button every night here the fucking buzzing
There's an auto parry mod, oh he does it by itself.
You can say fake melee, I get it, but I think it should be the player's choice and intuition
Minutes? That tells them if you're melee or not.
Like, you shouldn't fucking...
You shouldn't have to fake melee against everybody,
because everybody's got this bullshit mod on it.
It's outrageous. It's a terrible taking.
I'm coming, Adrenaline. They have Adrenaline.
Please don't die.
I'm coming. I'm gonna snack them.
I'm following them. I mean, I, I think it's better to go back to the game. I mean, I'm
following them. I mean, I, I think it's better to go back to the game. I mean, I, I, I, I,
I just thought they just followed him
No, I mean I'm following them. I mean I just measure movements
Superior duration can I get this first please oh
Yeah, I was a version of course
I always get it
I made a quick purchase at the end, no problem.
use my coupon. I make a big deposit at the bank and I get the crumbs. My pockets are
heavy and they're broken.
And other than you can do this Wi-Fi. You can actually buy on the fly. You don't
you'd have to go to the shop if you did a shit fucking shit up
need help I'm pretty
fucking 3d spear aiming
Don't let me do the urn
Let's push crevice land do all that this could be a trap
of
Oh
Oh, you're sorry
Oh shit, I found the monies. I'm out of here. I'm gonna give them money.
fuck it's heavy, fuck it's heavy
Oh
Alliteration
I'm gonna be able to do at this rank at this right pushing fist is like a it's like a maximum
I don't know if people still won't pay at this blanket like it you get maximum value for the people are so dog shit
It's a one pepper
I'll get it in
All right
We make a good team.
Holy shit.
Another molting.
I had buckets heavy, yeah.
I don't wanna die there.
Shadow weave it needs a lot of damage.
it needs to be reworked a little bit. The item is just not worth the cost. It's just not.
I mean, I would love the item. I think the item is a great- It's a fun item, but it's
just not- You lose on so much overall value. Just add that extra- At this point, Mads,
Well, just get yourself at some attack speed and they'll walk her. It's the same thing pretty much
It's an only melee zero-aim trash player brother, I don't even make a schedule in
Fight over you guys, I mean.
Pull up, bitch, pull up!
Must have been the winder.
Pickle green now, I'm cooking this shit.
I don't know if this is going to, he's going to, uh, to, to go.
I don't understand why.
The good pressure mid-bots are getting on us.
Yeah, fuck it. The pressure mid-bots, they still are stalling.
We're low damage. Do it.
I don't know what to do, I can't do it.
I was so scared.
Actually, I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
And they're dead.
Oh, I'm pretty sure it's at the bottom, I'm just...
I
Man
I like Billy I can't win with Billy my brain won't let me win with Billy. I
It's my lowest win rate all the good. I have 25%
Oh, yeah
They're not slow.
They're dead.
They will go to fear Apollo's blade.
Amazing.
Thank you.
I'm like Penelope now as always.
Typical you.
Typical you.
Chad, they call me Blue Tenos in the high ranks.
Let's push yellow!
Take an evasion.
She doesn't like Pigeon very much anymore.
I think I played her kinda off a little bit.
I think she's a little bit better now, but...
Wait, what's happening?
I'm not bagging.
I don't know what to do with this one.
Can you last me to do this here for sure?
Carefully bruh.
Can we try to team up to get the uh... to redo?
What are you having over there, man?
They're all there.
I got an idea.
I'm just going to say, you peri, you peri.
You guys know what I'm talking about.
Vegas, I have an item in mind.
Right?
What would you buy?
play armor
oh, okay
alright, I'm gonna use the one that's out of the game
what do you say?
well that's cannon?
ricochet?
yes
play armor, because you can have full man
oh, okay
they have three bullets
there's a game play armor
is gonna get one full bullets
they have three bullets
I don't think he's worth it. I think you only need one get over there.
It's true.
You already have two.
Yeah, but usually one is like.
I don't know.
I don't know why we're slowing game up.
Can I just go to slept on it?
You know what?
I kind of disagree.
it's it's fucking broken against against people that are obvious like let's say like fucking
lash and fucking apollo
like that i see parado here do you do we want to force them yeah we force them 100%
i see the enemy
We're too far and not too
If we do nothing, we just don't have a roof, uh, we're doing them
of
Oh my god
If you guys
Put it in a few words like holidays like this you you do 15 times the effort
I mean I could but it's just very one-dimensional right if the other guys are being fed whatever and the APs as a kid
They give me whatever and then I'll feel better. I spent so much money on
only
What the?
Hey, there's a portion at the...
Yeah, she's at the kitchen.
Yeah, she's at the kitchen.
Yeah, I should be canceling her shit, though.
She just doesn't want to know.
These options are kinda...
...widdling down.
into a weapon. Ready to use knockdown.
All right, we can probably force him in the bus.
Head is to green.
Just so we can.
I'm about to get knocked out.
I don't believe it.
Like, I haven't games come out like this.
Like, if we lose, we deserve to lose the game.
Because these are farming against the most optimized farmers in the game.
Like we're gonna say hey seven and we're stalling the game so far like brother
They hard scale and hard farm better than we do and then
I'm a boss we have to force it
Yeah, it's over like
Oh my god
It was a little bit confusing to look at, I think he shouldn't take the body of the person
though, I think I don't know what he was doing at all.
Yeah, it's very confusing to look at.
Oh, it is. I I can tell.
I'm like a couple of minutes. I can do it. I was like, I don't know how it works.
I mean, it doesn't color, but I don't think they have one.
No, okay, yeah, I like it. Oh, you see you like that
You sure never know what to buy
You think that partially really
I think I need juggernauts first.
I'm sorry.
I'll get juggernaut.
And then I'm trying to go up and I'll buy another one.
I think I'll buy a low-key.
Low-key?
Crippling headshot.
My...
I don't know if I can tell my teammates that you didn't tell your shit.
I'm being drifted.
Yo, Jessa, Jessa, Jessa!
Is he gonna be able to take a while?
If I had to clean hatch right here, this guy would... I'm not kidding.
One shot, that's it, GG.
He would have literally got a single single quick bang
I
No, I was going to ult.
Oh shit.
That, it was so important because you know.
Yeah, the untieing there is fucking flawless, this is like most inhibit.
Like I'm telling you, like this is like a yin and yang.
It's both, at the same time, it's both noob baits and also ignored by noobs.
Like noobs will either all like they'll take the earn and throw the game or they will not be the only time
My god, I still it is
You think he's still good value
Oh yeah, they're too broad, they are.
I'll wait in the bottom, I'll show you.
Okay, it's on the left.
It's just that I'm almost along.
Oh, no, I'm fine.
Why doesn't he get full on?
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
It's never chosen correct
I
Make a good team
We can always stop it both and just fucking snack them
I
Fuck is killing mother sucker
Look at it. We could use a few more souls.
Yeah, that might be good.
GG fellows.
Maybe that was good, didn't it?
Yeah, it was good.
I wish we could celebrate the mid-game a little bit, but that's okay.
Yeah, that's true.
I never doubted this would be the outcome.
I don't know, I'm always shocked when it's not me.
Oh, I mean, I don't get to say, this game's reading on hon,
who is NDP is fucking straight garbage.
Well, they don't do very good with reading even statistics,
like, okay, I'm just gonna complain real quick.
Run is not counting as his damage,
or like, it makes run look like a useless game.
Uh-oh.
Oh, I'm bad by the Buddha, I might have to mute him
so that I don't wanna cancel him.
the shoes in the voice chat is insane
yesterday I was home
what the fuck is this LeBron? James Mod?
brother this is awful
oh my god it's a lot, I just killed everybody in chat with this
Well, what the fuck is that?
Yeah, they should really kill it
Because they're not gonna allow it it might be when the game is like fully out and there's companies like that
Right, and then they can be like sub-media's of mod of models and shit like that and they're all donated
Oh my god been doing this for 10 years
My family lives on skins like I can't believe this
I mean, there is a cheating haste, did you know what it's about?
What?
The cheating haste from the other day.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's like 100%.
Yeah, it is.
Like, walk on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just crazy.
We had a guy that actually fucking snapped on Aimee and motherfuckin' auto-pairing.
Like, bro, it's crazy.
Like, I'm not kidding.
I would do base like this again, like this.
And after every now and a half, I would throw up
and he would not bury.
And when I did a real melee,
he let it go through and pillied last frame.
It was stupid.
You could not even see the fucking blue.
There's no last for every single time.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
And they said what would be one me then right and 10 seconds later
He finds me in a corner of the map by myself like come on bro. I really do
Prison time for
And and it's children charge the parents and send them the bill
I'm not back in town.
By the time they're out, they're actually gonna be locked in.
Well, I mean, the reality is that these people are fucking unfiltered society.
Yeah, exactly.
The people who do video games end up being some of the worst criminals on earth.
We're talking about the people that do the trafficking should like that like they're all she does in video games
It's at 930% of them I check the stats
Imagine if I was if I was sitting down though
Yo
I'm guess so give some boy
I
Do you know about the
Everybody knows this much
Where's it was the entry forgot here
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
There's more there's more there's more how did you go mini like that
here here no what oh my god brother I swear I can't prove it there are
entities out there in triple a game develop that are trying to make me lose
the game my winston and I is insane it they're make they're trying to make me
lose a game like brother the organizing I'm getting there's some shit I didn't
I've been playing for 10 years!
If you're going to swallow me, swallow me!
I swear ever since the win streak, they keep giving me heroes that I don't play.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
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What the?
What the?
What the?
What the plan?
Take the camera and keep watching.
Yeah.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
all the way in there the fucking day is doing nothing
Mohammed I need you back
I'll see you man
damn
you said you were my boy? I was your man
man
They're the women boys, they're the women boys, they're the women boys, they're the women boys.
Say it, say it.
They won't see us coming.
It's really new, new.
It's new but somehow more knowing.
They had to lock in and do the sideline.
How could I get more knowing than new?
Let me come up with this shit.
I'm going to damage them for no reason at all.
It's just so stupid.
I need to get in the right room, dude.
Is this someone?
I'll be right back!
Thank you!
I will come back to the lane and re-adjust this.
I
Mean I didn't think that I wish to get how big this yet
I'm trying to get rid of you!
I'm trying to get a good body tank for you.
I'm full-fixation in the first deck though.
Yeah, he's getting deals for like a bazillion, so stupid.
No!
I shouldn't have given all of those small kills earlier, like you didn't know where I
had them in.
It's still Starr and Hayes got a respect for that, because they have all the gold on
her instead.
Like, that axe connected to us a little bit.
Oh.
Oh, we'll park on the spot, maybe we'll...
Oh, wow. I think I double-played that for sure.
I think.
Check, I figured out where do I get to repair it or not. There's only on players.
Oh, really?
I will take my uh my passive though I shouldn't both if I if I uh there's something before
Oh my gosh.
What the-
It's always completely garbage.
I mean, just picking the character is anything.
Each other is so shit.
Nope.
I want to get this and that, but I really want to get those first ones the other day,
gonna hide in that board off
FATS
start digging
FATS is written
fuck you
fucking dog
fuck you
fucking dog
fucking dog
fuck you
fucking dog
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
I can afford a powerful revic. We need to keep you
pause and get a real bill brother this is a real bill that this bill is by hydration i'm pretty sure
I didn't build it.
No.
I don't think they're gonna do that much.
I think it's pretty, it's, uh, I'll build a MetroCover if I have enough money.
I don't have all the money for it.
I don't know if I could.
I don't play good, I would agree with you but I don't play as shit.
We're winning too much dude, you're giving us bullshit.
They're doing this bullshit again man.
I can ult this.
Wait, wait, wait, come on.
Oh well, sorry I'll match right I can't that's I was it was thinking by me
I didn't know I'm morage it's negative damage
which is good in there
you know what morage does or is just not at all
so what
do you know morage does or no
yeah he puts the marks in and does damage later or whatever
or whatever you actually make some sense
Yeah, I still go for a spit res there to finish my thing or do I go
Warp stone really
I'll build it often. I'm gonna suck at it. I'm not using the ability. Actually, I'm just saying that they have built it one time before
And I use it
What's the plan? I will try it. What's the plan?
Thanks
coming in, they're coming in
going in, get him
there's guys, they're go
jesus christ
actually they're, they can set up
If I wouldn't walk on the ground because then they come out of the ground and if they can
react to what you do and then you can still survive then you would just do a fucking
flat-out.
You're looking to survive.
You gained the right place.
Did you just click Z?
Is it?
It's not very good, is it?
Very little.
They just click Z, is it?
It's not very good, is it?
Very little.
Oh, there's a lot red, really. How much?
30?
They're doing good to me right here next to me.
That's a good use of this.
I'll try now.
XQCL.
Okay.
Nope, hold on.
Not long ago.
You would do it, you would do it.
Oh, that's such a bad.
I know you can't momentum.
That's a ginger there.
Anyone else that's coming in for a free kill?
Okay.
You know what's coming in for a freak out
No, that's not let's not let's not he's too. Thank you. He's guys are gonna get into over much stupid ass here
I'm gonna run
It's so boring, I mean, I'm falling into over here. It's just a stupid game
just so sleeper like I mean really dude another stall game again can I get this one please
I think I walkers them force earn a force walker
in the way with a lot of movement. I had to take it.
What was that?
I'm a big bitch, yes.
You can slide it into anything, but much mode channel, most anything you get all the time.
That's what the game is designed for, I guess.
You can use two new tunnels, but I always get stuck so I don't do it.
skill of shield
you guys love the voice line don't you?
i do actually, thank you for that
oh that's all
what a cool moment
A's, A's, A's.
Any damage, any damage, any damage at all?
Oh, I knew it. He said it.
I have you.
Thank you. Ready for a team fight.
Coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming.
I got him!
I see him!
I see him!
I see him!
I see him!
I see the enemy!
meet the boss the boss man actually don't let's talk to us again
you know what we keep fucking it let's just do it okay pressure it pressure it
do it do it do it do it do it do it we over a minute the beginning what's the
What?
What the bany out there?
I don't mind on the way, I'm going on the way.
I don't mind here.
I
Mean we better do it over your clothes vision now, no
Hi, Perry, you guys know me, I think
Me too, I saw
Guys, we know what the plans though
What's the plan?
Headed to Broadway.
Take the Blue Wonker, brother.
Okay.
I'm not doing it right now.
I'm gonna just clear them.
Go back!
I'm not doing it right now.
here's I do the iron that's a plan I like it all right I like it on my way
Oh
Come on, come on, come on
Oh
Big bag back a lot back a lot back a lot. Holy, holy, holy, holy, holy
What a bag
Holy play
Holy shit
How we get out we got it let's not like let's not get to a corner and get the other
about that. What's the plan? I don't know. That's them. Jack.
You have a deserted head. Jack's even wanted to go for cool down here. I think I should
I'm going to go and steal it instead of it.
Really?
I have the Yield, I have the Yield, I have the Yield.
I have the class that used the Yield.
Sounds good
How good is that we school that one is 20% 20%
Where are they? Oh, they're clearing out. Yeah, it was our journal. Oh
I'm not gonna see this it. Yeah, I hear my aim
What the fuck just happened?
Yeah, she's just ulted though.
on me on him
really really
thank you I appreciate that
I'm holding it
alright
Nina
One more of them, that's him.
It's how she's using it when you're on this team.
When you're on this team,
in Arch-Mother, she's in Mina.
Ah.
Okay.
What's the plan?
How much for this? 3.2?
Excellent exposure.
That is so insane though, no?
It's like fucking insane.
We're one of the fastest stacking,
explosion of the game.
I like it.
I think I can try.
I guess I'm close
It takes more than that to kill us.
Yo.
Hm?
Did I give you a second?
Was that too long?
Again?
What the plan?
When you're stuck on a dick for a hundred mil. Yeah, I think for way less than that. You kidding me?
Give me all the experiences and all the things you could do with that money though
Almost a lifetime of experiences for just looking at it. It's also an experience like you know, I mean it's a bonus
your spirit will be forged into a weapon it's a no lose situation
we're gonna have to close this game out
I'm not really ready to get it together.
Headed to York.
Let's go mid.
Yeah, we can forward.
Yeah, of course we can.
I have a devil on me.
Let's just go middle.
I got a hole.
I have a little devil.
Sounds good.
I'll ult the person I see.
Oh, she doesn't even have a double.
Yeah, I'm over.
Keep fighting.
Let's go mid.
Get thin.
Get in.
There's another.
They're going to be running like hell.
Good job with the plan.
The plan is to push the game in a few inches.
On my way.
I don't want to, I don't want to do that.
I need to lose something, I put it on.
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What is bro doing?
Ow.
I'm in the middle of the
Jail
Now
Oh
How
How
How
How
How
How
How
How
How
How
I don't want to die, I don't want to die!
No, I don't want to die, I don't want to die!
Bang!
ending um i mean they got
let's do this again sometime
oh
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no!
No patrons needed. I'll find my way.
I summon patrons. Then I go home.
Time to remove moe, yeah?
I guess you don't need us after all.
Yo, all me.
Yes.
You see how it kind of looks like you ironed out the hold on.
Don't move.
What do you think?
Yo.
Yo.
I don't know if that looks like Jim IRL, bro.
Yo.
This is what I look like, IRL.
Oh, I actually drew one on it.
Holy fucking shit.
that's LeBron bro
is this all cozy though bro I think it's so nice like
this cozy
Chao chao, what a cool little room.
There's a spot, it's through the vents, through the vents, and you go down, up in the pipes,
down when you go into the boiler room, then you make a right, and you go to the anyways,
you get lost, then back there, the anyways.
under this
Well, how do you make yourself small like that you gotta like you gotta like spawn an item
Yeah, I got you.
Hello.
I think of the magic ratio of that book.
You have singular loss at action same than it was yesterday too.
Literally one single loss.
I mean, I mean, I might have played together and we lost one.
But it was like it was unmanable, like action-manable though.
Yeah, I wonder why, man.
I'm just gonna go up on you Nick.
I'll play with that in a minute though.
It's just it's 5 in the morning.
I need to close down shop for the mall.
I go the fuck
Only one
No sourses
There's houses
Yo, if you go, if the queue hits one more minute, I'm going to play.
They're as cute.
They're so cute though.
It is so cute.
Although what I say though is that the red players are deviant and also lowkey though,
this piece of fucking rat, it just makes you want to fucking squish him.
You just want to fucking kick him down the fucking stick.
Bang!
Kick him down, you know what I mean?
See, look at that, look at that bang.
One more.
What is game?
Check, in my games people say that they use my build a lot, I'm not kidding.
I play the game and so then it will say, yo, I'm gonna get you to see the build up.
I'm not, I'm not even doing this, this like fake glazed skip, it's a real shit.
What's the bell then?
I don't have a guide because I think you should learn it from the builder.
I could put in the belt, but no!
I know about how to do it.
That's about to be an age lane, bro.
Well, Metro was not a bad player. I don't know if he's playing on Metro.
Wait, I still get this game, though. I'm not good, but I can do nothing about it. It's just all shit.
What?
I
Know that bigger these days yes, yes, but the people that are hating on them are people that can use that that should that
Literally should use all of his advice because he's been in he's been in leave men members in the people
So we get that he's not a full player like
You'll be the head on our fucking like fucking initiating fucking archons
I
His oracle of these oracle what?
Go on a shop
Well, that's a gorgeous
I'm gonna go.
Like it.
That was a little chat.
It's easier to hit on them, that's why I forgot.
People hit me in the overwatch, that's what I'm doing.
I have reloaded a game in the northern.
I did it, oopsie, I did it, oopsie.
I'm gonna go for it
Oh, she's low low
No
I
Is that new
How is
Going to shop first time Franker
very interesting
okay, burning me
what the fuck is this game play?
man, I suck at this game
uh-oh
I from a farm in Missouri, hey, he's got changed a little bit
And they change the characters and you don't have to pure farm it but I still pure farm it
But I assassinate a little bit at least in the game
I'm getting a round of rune on you.
Who is good on me?
Who is good?
That's his game?
Me?
I
Was just a nice one
of
of
of
of
I'm lying to get out here.
I missed that, that was stupid.
It's lost chapter 1, it's 4am and I'm playing fucking deadlocker.
You know what? I'm actually not gonna buy it.
I wasn't gonna go farm build, but I realized that they scale in this game.
Again, it's not like a landslide.
Yeah, we're winning by a landslide. I'm just pretty sure.
I'm here. Try to land out and then fire like a box.
Oh, here he is, bro.
I was gonna chill and play this game cool and just do my thing
I'm lucky and just this is just a second bitch. I said this is the thing is gonna the game
It's all good. I got you. Yeah, this is terrible
We said what?
Fucking fuck. What's the fucking item, bro?
You know ricochet next bro. I mean, yeah, I'm gonna go I
Mean if I make my own build right
And I have a 15% better win rate than you. What does it say about you? It doesn't say much about me, but what does it say about you?
Me too, don't you?
I'm sorry, I just said it.
100% me too, don't you?
Active reload is funny.
They're going to block our box I think.
Uh oh.
I can't even reflect on what you're doing with them.
It's all good though. I'm going to play for the game.
I could tell that you did a good job of making it come back in souls for sure.
I think I saw him.
It's okay.
The spirit is waiting to be claimed
40 months less than three
I don't why I don't like
I don't know what I'm doing.
Actually, there was one getting through if I'm in the middle of anything, but that's on me early.
I know it's not on me, unfortunately.
oh my fucking god why is it felt big a bit of chance oh my I can't I can't I can't
It's one of those situations where the guy gets solo lane and he gets all the x-men near
the guys and he's struggling with the art.
I jumped up 3k and I'm still struggling.
Well this build seems to be simple but it also requires healing rights to do the boxes.
and it also requires
uh... monster rounds
monster rounds is free, it's free uh...
come on at least no there girl like I'm just watching you we're good okay we're watching you die we're watching you
uh I don't I don't care to defend the god in there face your death it's so great you should have found the way to stay with uh no god in anything god in
I don't need to focus
I go over here I guess, I do classic, I do dash, and um, oops, back and out of 4 of them,
and then yank, and I go here, and I still there shit.
What's crazy
I just thought we'd stop the game now, stop the game now.
I don't know what to do with this.
Fuck if I'm contested when I'm alive.
Scary.
I need to get some form of regen real quick
Catching up all the bansals
I played very pretty well there, that was very reckless of me, but it worked out.
I have to imagine that I'm worth like 4 kills when I have to say kills me.
Not really engage this shit.
I'll just do camps and then wait for the way to push up.
And...
I'm on zero kills.
I'm not surprised I just know fuck
I'm so low on dying
I got yellow, I got yellow, yeah
Can I get that or anything?
No, no, it's all good
I got yellow, it's all good though
I got yellow, okay, my bad
It's like last cannon right now it's nothing like it's not like yeah I'm squishy if I fight
but the whole point is not fighting I mean.
It's last cannon to fight but it's not as in against minions.
like let him do that and then you lose the game
back towards their camps, mid
hello, come on
I'm not supposed to go here, the range won't go up since I'm sitting here
I need to sell my bag real quick, yeah?
You got my den?
Me now, me now, I don't think I can watch the screen.
Thanks for...
Can you get out?
Maybe?
Uh-oh.
I'll help you in, please.
I have a drone!
I see that's real, man.
I see that's real, man.
Can you just shut the fuck up for a second?
Nah bro, I'm drumming.
Why would I explain myself to fucking Archon dog shit?
Put her, put her, I'm 63% when raiding, that's fucking high fantama.
And I'm not like, like, what, I'm not, this ain't dog shit.
Just play cover the build or fucking sit down, you dog shit, you trash, I don't get it.
I don't get it, I don't get it.
I think you're not just gonna use it.
How's that Eagle?
It works for me?
I have my own build?
What?
Why is it making such a big fuss about it?
Okay, well this guy is just fending me down for no reason.
What is he doing?
I hear a green spike when I'm about to fight.
When I'm about to fight, I have a Vampire Burst.
Like it's accessible.
Appreciate the spike.
is waiting to be. Why would it? Why would it? Why is it made on a second? It's really
the other does every single thing that you want out of another. It gives greens, which
is good. It gives you the x speed, which is really her main or only stat really.
a green walker is under attack.
I'm not deaf, she's pushing her game.
Headed to Greenwich.
This Queen is so boring.
Just watch me.
I can't shoot them.
I can't shoot them.
The professor fights with confidant.
I'm gonna shoot him right here.
I'm gonna take blue, maybe.
I don't know.
I don't have a machine.
I'm just gonna relax.
I don't want to fight right now, but...
I don't think we can get as close either.
I
itself
Like they just took it
I'm not was all I'm looking for
I'm gonna go clear yellow for them.
What's a pound in UD?
I think a pound in UD is like a...
what like 1.8
what the
uh oh
Okay, I'm so locked in I'm fine for no reason either
Like if I just didn't fight it'd actually be better
All of us
Yeah, I can't bug anymore.
Oh, we could push blue.
Yeah, otherwise I'm gonna be bagged up the whole game.
Oh, what?
holy shit
hey i don't think we can contest
hey b
now we can't shake it all down
oh man really?
they did a dash and it was pretty good there
ah i can't run
I don't even know.
They won't see me until it's too late.
I don't think anybody saw them on the minimap either.
Did they?
Bang.
The spirit urn is waking to the place.
I can't I'm just on for that cc for nine and a half hours and I just can't do anything I'm
on crows terrible I'll just like I'll just like I'm back towards one
What was that outside of it?
I don't think so.
That was a good one, bro.
Just a blinder in.
I normally would have two or two slots.
I could just do a vampiric burst, vampiric burst, bullet tread and fucking inhibitor and we'd be fucking done.
Ensemble, yeah.
I mean, I mean, it's required, but only I farm past it.
like if I thought it even so I was gonna be like a like a like a billbreaker and
you get it after otherwise I farm after I'm slower so this is your point
like you get the income fast so we didn't get more income fast you get more
money more money if not otherwise I the bill stoles
like the bill will stall and then you make money and these are these we can
We can fight that on the green.
We can definitely fight that.
No, no, no.
Go!
I'm going to shop!
Jump yo, can we use a green?
I see you!
No, I will bar my pass!
So close, so close!
Nice, nice, nice!
I
There's no way.
Ah, fucking stupid character, man.
I can get yellow.
No matter how you respond, as well.
We should be able to get it, but you push blue,
you push blue, whatever.
Oh my god.
A green walker is under attack.
They destroyed the walker on the green edge.
to
uh...
to
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the
the
Be brave
Something's good to I don't mind it
I need to shut up for things like him
46 going crazy
I'm coming they don't have holes though I can turn this
Okay, I'm too stupid. I forgot to have all the
Yo, yo, yo, when did I use ult?
Yo, when did I use ult?
Oh my god, I'm the fucking greatest, I can't.
I've never raged yet.
That would have killed three instantly.
I won't have them again.
What do I need this?
That's huge!
We can do mid-boss on us. Yeah, yeah, you can do this.
It shoves waves when I'm up, when you rush it.
Yo, they're running, they're running.
I need time to end us on the wall in like 10 minutes, which is really doable.
So I think he's seven minutes seven minutes at most
Going going going going we still do it. I my dimension is insane. I'm a dimension same for me. That's one
Okay, just go there okay
I don't know
I'm not gonna go
push that lane somebody can go green too let's jump green
how did you green it?
definitely just jump the blue here
if in the storm mode
I'm trying to take it, super close.
You're just giving me fuck on that, huh?
Oh, die, you didn't even know me?
What?
What?
I should be getting another spawn in here, right, Sheldon?
I'll go and charge up a little bit, let's not forget, let's not forget.
I have to, I want a battalion, but I can't.
I
Have a good day buddy
She's a rush. I should have done another one. So you just I guess I'll see us tomorrow
I guess I got a good day. I mean the down with that was several
Literally, the absolute one single time that I had to fight the B-significant and I fucking
I was too tired, I forgot I didn't have my fuck-it-alls.
I mean we would have won that.
It's fucking stupid.
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