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04-02-2026 · 6h 36m
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Bound for the moon, humanity's next great voyage begins.
Good roll pitch.
Roger roll pitch.
Used to now control in the flight of integrity on the Artemis 2 mission around the Moon.
Check question. Since it's going to the Moon, is it why it's starting at such a big slanted?
Normally they don't start so slanted, no?
Am I wrong?
Good roll pitch.
Check.
Bad roll pitch.
Check. It's decently slanted, no?
Houston now controlling the flight of integrity on the Artemis 2 mission around the bottom.
Nothing is normal.
Check. Normally it starts pretty flat and then it only gradually changes the pitch, yo.
orbiting Earth first
It is so easy, CGI
All the people you can't deny
All fake
The documents showing the schematics of the rocket
Fake
It is all computer generated fake stuff
I don't get why you guys would believe this one
Well, you're a dumbass
Lusa, it's Salvatore stating to leave right now
Let's go downtown after work
Hi, how are you?
Thank you so much for subbing
Thank you so much, I'm sorry.
Oh!
Felipe underscore, king 37, just subscribe.
Hi, man, how are you?
How many do you want?
A little while ago.
Hold on, hold the music.
A little while ago, a young man came to your stand.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm his mother.
Oh!
How much did he take from you?
like something I couldn't pay attention like what do you think I see I see the
first I couldn't see the second is how much do you think he took about $30
like you don't need to pay because my son wasn't raised like that why he is
doing that I don't I don't want to ask but listen to me my son wasn't raised
like that my son drinks and when he drinks he does stupid stuff I want to
You're low key low key. I have a I have a life spanking though. I think that's gonna deserve it.
Okay, hold on. Let me go. Let me go now.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
I know.
Can I come and hug?
Of course.
Yes. Yeah, I am live streaming people like sharing everything everywhere. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Okay, guys, let me hug.
I'm sorry, you know, I like peace.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come here, come here.
That's cool.
Come here, guys, look.
Yeah.
Yeah, my mom too, you know.
Yeah.
I'm sure to be okay.
All right, fair enough.
Please, I always love peace, respect, love.
That's what I always say.
I'm sure.
Keep doing good service, keep on helping this community.
God bless you.
Thank you.
Good night, ma'am.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, yes.
Jeff, please learn in the world man.
Jeff, please learn in the world is what we need.
The mission can be split into four phases. Launch, thoroughly test the Orion spacecraft.
That's why it's so slanted.
In eight day free return trajectory to swing around the moon and come straight back to Earth, splashing down in the Pacific Ocean.
the mission can be played in the
guys I've played enough of KSP to
understand this way beyond what you
think yo I bet you some of you
rocket science know what I know or
phases launch you know I bet you
fucking fools that do rocket science
I've even done a KSP land and back it
Because you're stuck.
I said it.
Because you're dog shit.
I can do both.
I can do...
It's getting back in high Earth orbit.
I can get the rocket out of orbit and on a moon and back.
It's getting around the moon and comes straight back to Earth, splashing down in the Pacific
Ocean.
40 months while we clap.
Spent some time on lit because my broadcast couldn't afford a sub, but we back now.
XQCL
Tell Olga
Chat chat my moon landings are fucking cinema, okay chat
seriously you're still drinking the Kool-Aid of space fairing rockets you are
part of the global cabal to control everyone you are not telling me what
to think space
we have
we have a one million dollar and could she do have to see for stream wall dick
I'm there though.
Jesus, it's like X. I mean, X is just one of the problems that I run with.
I mean, you're done as fuck. Fuck you guys.
Holy shit.
See, Jack. Jack, Ali is understand how hard this is. Like, Jack, if you haven't watched
any videos of the tutorial set, just do it. It is hard. This is super hard.
Elon Musk should hire you.
No, no, Doddododododod.
Damn, there's a boring life.
I'm not doing, I'm not putting it up, I'm not putting it up.
I'm not playing later.
It's so stupid.
Get it up.
Just visit Ireland.
Damn, can't get it up.
Just visit Ireland's do-
I'll do it later.
Guys, I'm out of practice, guys.
I'm out of practice.
I'll do it later.
Chat, PE is where it's the strongest though.
Chat, is on the chat that doesn't know about space science in order?
You wouldn't even know what APPE is, all this shit.
You wouldn't even know what I do?
It's all about the intercept in the dark
Mark!
Chas, yeah?
Chas, yeah?
Chas, you see that?
You don't know born.
Bang!
That's it.
Flat Earth are trying to teach US law.
56 month sex QCL all right
All right, that's got that's got what is the
I was browsing twitch to watch my favorite streamer as mongold and I saw you professionally land that rocket ship
And I would like to invite you to SpaceX to pilot all of my future. Okay, really?
Really?
Oh my god.
Forgot to turn this off, Satch.
Jack, specific center taxi.
Yay stage design for Scott at Sophie Stadium tonight there.
Yo.
That's hard.
Chad, what is that?
We're not able to watch it, are we?
What is this?
that's hard
chat what is that?
will i be able to watch it or not?
what is this video?
mind rolls
hey play mode
any tips to improve my laptop?
got it
i'll take the wheel
try widening your approach from the outside
then hugging the inside curb
watch and learn
chat is this anyone's fold?
you got this boss for me?
one slain boss
coming up
hey playmo you ready to lose I'm down for a good spar we'll smash your bedtime
go to sleep train your algorithm on that got it approve purchase for 99,000
V bucks what no undo got it changing your PSN ID to life underscore detected
got it playing back your voice chat history yeah crawl back into your mom's
but whoa delete these hands are rated e for everyone
hell yeah dude that'd be that'd be great but i don't know if my uh my uh my uh cpu would be able
to handle the new gpu but yeah i mean that'd be great okay fine fine i'll give you gpu cpu then
Okay, I don't say don't say don't say I'm not not say no, that's that's perfectly fine. Yeah. Yeah, I
Don't know if you know if it'll work with my mother
Okay, bro
I mean I I can I can I can I all I can just buy the the motherboard myself
uh i'm not sure didn't like do this should be a car salesman you upsold
so effortlessly to k3k maybe sure okay fine fine fine you make this a congrats
maybe like yeah you want to give you i'll give you a video he said hell yeah that'd be that'd be great
all right that's funny
Let me get one.
What was that?
This 12-year-old unknowingly sent multiple world records in Mario Kart DS.
What is this?
In September of 2020, mysterious videos would be uploaded to YouTube showing up Mario Kart DS time trials.
Many of the runs were world record times, but no one knew who was setting them or who was uploading the videos.
One of the video descriptions is in Japanese and translates to,
This is a recording of my son in sixth grade if these videos were real
That means there was a secret Japanese child prodigy for Mario Kart. Yes, yeah, but many people were skeptical
He must be cheating somehow
But those doubts were put to rest after this video was uploaded the kid actually playing and it was proved that he was in fact
The real deal but what's even more shocking that his skill was the controller
He used the kid was on the 3ds controlling with the circle back
No one who runs this game plays on the 3ds the OG Nintendo DS
What?
What?
Chet, what is this autism?
But what's even more shocking than his skill, was the controller.
Chat, Chat, Drybone's tank is, is a hyper meta.
That's insane, by the way.
Join Amonios.
Oh, he will say that the, um...
Chat, Amonios, there's one way to play it.
right at the end, we're all debating out of nowhere.
Cinder just goes, I'm voting Deji to try to like toss out.
Oh, no, to clarify, I was dead ass just trolling,
but it was, it was wrong reasoning, but right guess.
It was, it was actually a good guess.
I don't know why Ron's mad at me when Lacey.
I'm not actually mad.
I'm just like, this is like, how can you not tell Lacey's not
like, I can't tell you how my logic is not.
But I was in the bottom right.
Guys, we've got one more and I got one more, right?
I know we need a boss but not him.
The final boss has arrived.
Oh no.
There's another one more boss guys.
Ba-ba-ba-ba.
Wait, X is here.
I don't want the imposter, please.
I accidentally killed one of them.
I'm not going to do one more.
I'm going to do one more game.
If I go up, if I go up, it's OK.
I understand.
No, sit up.
Play one more.
Sit up.
Play one more.
I don't think I'm going to do one more.
Go fuck yourself, Luna.
Luna, you fucking fat bitch.
I had your back just play one more, please one more.
Can I play?
No, no, no, I'm good, I'm good.
I leaked the code.
Hey, y'all are welcome.
Sina wouldn't have played if it wasn't for you.
I'll be I'll be
and jump off of it. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
New code, new code, new lobby, new map, new map, new map. Last game.
Coders and gen. Coders and gen.
I'm going to work. I'm going to work.
I'm going to work. I'm going to work.
Like
It's kind of like cinematic that loses the only one to get a man. I'm not gonna that's kind of cinematic
Loose the good player of games
Like the thing is though if you think about it the number one mistake crewmate
I think and it's easy to say when you're in hindsight and you're already dead
But bro when people cross accuse each other you get
You know, he put a waste for dick.
It's like, when you just cross, he absolutely gets it.
Like, it's just, but then it ends up happening,
and then it's like, okay, then we just complete it
to get about it and then we just...
If you just remember who prosecutes each other,
you can literally never lose.
I'm not kidding.
But no one ever remembers.
All right, we need...
We're not good at games.
Yeah, okay.
We need...
Are we gonna sign that?
Y'all, y'all, why don't you come with me?
Come with me, we're gonna start.
That is not gonna happen.
I won't say goodbye to you.
I'm sorry.
Anybody who gets to my boys, they just give you a shit about you.
They don't get to talk about you.
And I don't get to play with you.
Oh, really?
Daniel, I wanna go.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Give me 40 seconds, don't do it!
Don't do it!
Fuck me!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Yo, Moodle wait till someone starts fucking with us!
I have a question!
It's like, oh shut up!
I
Need to try to go check guys only one lucky dedicated after all doing in the module
Okay, so that's right for the really scuffing job, but anything it is my solutions among us. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, of course up a brown red
yellow bad yellow bad yellows real bad
Nope
Brown or range yellow down he's moving too freely. Nope. Nope. Nope
In the beginning, I walk up, I do my key task
on the spaceship door, walk down with XQC
and somebody else on lights.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what is it?
It was me, you, Los.
Okay, it was me, you, and Los.
And then I dart right, Lacey's walking down,
so I don't think it could have been him.
I walk over past that little weird antenna task
and right by the rocket ship, Senna's body was there.
Okay, okay, okay.
I didn't pass.
I don't know.
What's the other thing?
Are we sure that?
Are we sure it's not wrong?
Can I speak?
Can I speak?
I have information that, oh my goodness, love me.
Okay, listen.
The way the kill happened, it was near the labs, right?
You were saying?
It was on rocket.
Okay, that had to be Jamesy, probably.
And also, Jason is on the left side of the map,
I will say.
So I was on cams and I saw people that were moving.
Okay, people that were moving too quickly around the map was Jason and Jynxie and Jason, was that rocket a few seconds ago?
So X, can I just explain?
Sure, go ahead.
She speaks on this and I'm voting X, X.
I don't know.
What is the killer?
Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip.
Yeah, thank you.
I just want to give her a bottle, please.
Sure, go ahead.
I don't know any of the tasks on this map, so I always just run around until something
goes down.
Yeah, I don't know anything.
I don't know any of the tasks.
But that's how you pull up the math from the top right of your screen.
I've never done that. Well, I've never put up for that.
For this particular kill, by the way, I don't, um, I would just kind of give a soft clear.
Me, Lacey, Jason, Bart, but along.
Jason is a mood walking over the whole lobby, which means he doesn't feel stressed.
Somebody's out there to kill him because he might be a killer.
Just my theory.
Wow!
Poetry!
Revotes!
Poetry X!
Okay, James is not a killer!
No, X is a fucking genius.
Genius, bro.
To read!
Revotes!
No, fuck it.
No, fuck it.
No, not revotes.
We're gonna operate the, um...
White...
White, wait, white, white, white...
White and wine...
Yellow, green...
No, Squishy's way is not talking either.
Fuck.
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Please send the enclosed amount or we will be forced to take the wig from your bald head. Thank you
She's late to the outs
White and wine white and wine. He's gonna kill him. He's gonna kill him. Don't kill him, please
Don't kill him
White wine brown
Red from top. Red from top. What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing? Oh, no,
this valley, this valley
close?
um, um, um, um, um, um
white, green
stop it, stop it
I'm dead
white, orange, green
No, they're not killing, they know I'm onto them, that's why.
Jason's just like going all in on red lines and the gate to me alone.
I
Called a meeting I didn't see the body because like nothing was happening for a while
Yeah, it's been a while and honestly
I think I had a theory the last and that's not at Los was
Jinxie, but I don't think he's killed it this time though. Wait X
Jinxie did hover me most of that round. Yeah, true true true
Yeah, I was with Joe and X for the whole round show broke off and X. I don't know if you saw me, but I was with you the entire
No, no, you know you're not lying. You're lying to say near people who have brain cells. Yeah
Okay, at this point
Doesn't all I can say you guys can see you guys can say oh you fuck him and ignore me. It's all good
I think I think Jason Muda and veggie are a little bit odd
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
He is testing me based off my movements on the first round.
OK, so you're in genius.
No, no, no.
Oh, so this round, though, you're freestyling.
I'm not.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
Second of all, quick little defense.
Quick little defense.
I have a task that I can do that can move the total class.
Literally just skip, do your task.
Literally, that's all you have to do.
I'm going to skip.
and I'm gonna vote Jason and Degi.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
X, X, X, can we, X, can we,
I won't pause, X, X, can we pick up an ID with task
so you can see, go up, so you can see me.
I haven't been in this since 2019,
I don't do task checking anymore, sorry.
Next time if you-
What the fuck?
Sorry, I can't do it.
I have a question, does the bar go up
when someone does a task or no?
Ignored, ignored, ignored, ignored.
No.
I'm muted.
sorry sorry I had to mute because it's very noob it's very noob
yeah good geez
So there's a door on me
Squishies bad I had it all wrong look at him
No, maybe not enough what about Roberto yo, yo
Okay, squishy, hey, hey, I reported it.
Wait, what?
All right.
Mood up, mood up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please, squishy, squishy.
You saw the body, right?
You left it alone, right?
You saw the body before?
Or is that your first time seeing it?
No, no, I didn't, first time seeing it.
I didn't see it.
Okay.
Now we saw meaning you and Jason, right?
Or no?
Jason wasn't there.
Yeah, Jason wasn't there.
Yeah.
No, Jason wasn't yeah, Jason was around there. Yeah, okay, so wait to be fair X was something
Everyone in the lobby I
Found the body there wait find out
I'm talking mr. Alien I'm talking
The body
Was maybe five steps away from a bar. How would I be shooting Jason was about 20
Steps, I had my temperature black out around it. See anyone else? I reported the body
Yes, I'm not gonna open it even this much is okay
Why do you think I have a new tab on both the map upper and go like this at the time and now I'm gonna do it with your mind
Oh
All my tasks this is unrelated Joe is 100% not the info
I've been with Joe for the last two rounds.
And also, I'm literally, me and X are trying to do the thing top left, like whenever the
imposter said it off.
Well, keep in mind, we also haven't voted anybody off, so there are two imposter.
Yeah, there are.
Yeah.
Okay, wait, wrong.
Why are you doing the dead?
You can take me.
I do kind of think.
I do kind of think.
You guys, be honest.
I think it's Jason as well.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I know me.
I know me.
I know me.
I know me.
The game has been around way too long.
I have lunched in a single round of humongous
since the game came out.
Not one single time, ever.
Jason, I've been walking around.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
It has to be Jason or especially
because we're both near the bar.
You would think you would be good at this imposter shit.
I have a.
Hey, I have a.
Anyone wants to sign me?
Yo, four of them, I heard if anyone wants to sus me, I have a task that can pull out
of my ass for any time.
I have one task remaining so I can instantly clear me.
Get your ass off my fucking spaceship, bitch, the fuck out.
So, as we get to that movie, we need to figure it out too, why not?
You're a shit at this game, bro.
Snip out the imposter bed the next time, fat-nosed bitch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's funny.
I've got a server mute, Muda.
All right, so chat, let me do my thought process again.
They put the game mode with no tasks.
Five tasks and people are done.
So what I thought is, why is Jason moving like crazy
every round and he's still doing tasks?
I'm barely moving and I finish my tasks.
So why is he going around like a maniac?
And he says tasks somehow.
That was my thinking behind it.
I know it's not a posture, I know.
It's why it's why it's not something you could just you could have just said what he said and said it
and say what he said and said it
Well, I
Should have continued to do to substance II I should have continued on my crusader because I had him
I had him and I should have just kept going for that like
No, I mean
Yeah
Okay, I
Okay, Joe's dead. Can I please? No, I pressed the button. I pressed the button.
I pressed the button. I pressed the button. I pressed the button. I pressed the button.
We've been going by this group for 30 years, okay?
Alright, mood up. 30 seconds? Lace to 30 seconds, please.
Okay, alright. I pressed the button because
the only person that was near that fucking body was Squishy and Jason.
Now, Joe is dead.
I'm gonna kill Grudon first.
No, Ron, Deji, Lacy, I can clear myself with a task.
After this round is done, follow me,
I will clear myself with a task done.
Now you can talk.
Well, what we've been accusing you?
I'm just saying, okay, so we can roll out.
Okay, okay, Joe, split off, right?
I saw Muda at top right reactor, I saw Ron walk up,
Deji's clear for the last kill,
which means it had to have been JC or squishy.
The reason there has not been a lie to me
is because JC has been dick riding Joe the incredible.
I agree, I agree.
I agree, I agree, I agree, I agree.
I agree, listen, listen, I agree.
Can we start by voting off JC?
Where was the bottle?
Wait, no, no, no, no.
Start by voting off Wishing,
because he was near Jason on the kill zone.
It was either one of them two.
All right, so can I like talk please?
Sure, yes.
Oh, I didn't realize I was muted.
Listen, listen, wait, real quick, I was muted.
I didn't realize that was me.
Can I talk though?
Can I say one thing before you talk?
I'm gonna get used to it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ron, go, but I won't have time, please.
Okay, listen, listen, I'll be quick, I'll be quick.
No, no, we could just do our tasks and the game's over.
If Deshi just doesn't stop watching following,
you can do his task.
I've got my tasks!
What's the run?
It's just the most steps you've ever done!
I haven't got to talk.
I've got to talk.
Hey, 28%!
Yo, Deshi, Deshi in.
I'm all sweaty.
I haven't got to talk.
You want to go to the room?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Move on, move on, move on, move on.
That kid, that kid, that kid, that kid.
Chad, this dumbass kid is actually not that dumb.
And I'm undervalued to say.
It has to be squishy.
He's dumb and annoying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, she is.
Okay, but it is.
I don't know.
That's a good idea.
The size of the actor went off, okay?
The size of the actor went off.
I ran down the seismic.
Literally, a body was stalled right in front of me.
I ran to go to the room.
You guys found that in the room, right?
Wow, hey, run!
Fuck you, Ronny!
No, no, Lacey and Deji, pal.
Yeah, we'll hold on a second, right?
Lacey and Deji pal.
Done.
Hey, no, no, just tell me to say run.
I like that.
Wow, they threw the imposters through the game.
the game. We just got out of the voting and Squishy and Jinksey run together to the right.
I saw that. I saw that. I saw that. I saw that.
I don't want to go to cheaters. I don't think it's Lacey.
I don't think it's Lacey. I was going through my back there.
They're holding him too hard on both of them at the same time.
I know it is.
I'm not going to say placey, but being that sort of two killers, when we have it, you
can find one is a little bit sus.
There is a chance Jason won't shoot the messenger.
There's a chance X was right all along and Jason and Muda were the apostles.
No one's really dying.
Yeah, we're talking to J.C.
I still have a fucking task.
I can proof to myself.
I don't believe it.
I can prove to myself. I don't believe it.
Yeah. I'm joking, man.
I can prove it. I can prove it.
I see your task can win. What?
No, no, no, no. No, it's verse 2 and 1.
No, Vixi! Vixi is literally revealing
that he's the impostor! Vixi is literally revealing
that he's the impostor! No, it's fishy!
No, I actually... I actually...
It's Vixi. It's Jixi's law. I asked for Jixi's law.
No, it's not God's law.
It's God's law. It's God's law.
It's God's law. It's God's law.
Muda just because you're yelling doesn't mean you're like correct, right?
I've read this workshop the um
When you
Go even on numbers you unlikely win. So if you're on six
And they kill two the insta win
So you absolutely do vote on six.
That's game.
So the way to win here, again thanks NHL, it's simple.
If lights are being done, you spam the report button.
I
By the way, I was it up you're using that is weird. Oh, I don't know the test another the test. That's weird
I said it. No, it's not weird
It was so obvious it was jigsie when his dumbass went. Oh, I've never used the map. Yeah, exactly
You did you did you did you did clear yourself with me by hovering me the whole time
But then I walk over you two are the only people near me
I died my body's not discovered, but it's reported the other four people are all together
Don't clear each other and just go hey, it's squishy and jixie lacy does you guys vote for it?
And then just give up the second time
What can we ban the gays and nays emotes I kid you not can we ban the please yeah, yeah
Use your thumb and close your second mother when the game starts how does that just close this thing about her?
It's like, that's not, it might as well just be better not be more only then.
Exactly, that's what I do.
Oh, okay, so I got it.
What?
Listen, I'm gonna eat my fuckin' rice right now.
Never fuckin' invite sketch either.
Any clue in this game is a bridge of integrity.
Once the integrity of the game has been breached, everything is on the table.
And I'm going to remind as well of the flat-out cheating.
It's why I closed all my chips.
I say one more!
You're a fucking hero, you're a fucking hero.
God, no.
I mean, if you guys don't want to play, that's fine.
I'm going down to play again if it's actually playing.
Yeah, I feel like we're playing for real now.
Yeah, I'm going down.
I'm going down.
Everybody's up there fighting.
Wait, wait, wait.
Just as a rule for the future, if you're a crewmate and you don't talk, you will be voted out.
No, this is specter.
Next time I squeeze it and talk, I'm voting.
Only X?
No, it's not, because I don't have it to open it.
Why do I have to do this cosplay themselves?
I don't give a shit.
I'm going to do the same thing as I have.
I'm not going to go in normally.
Look I'll share my screen. I'll watch this
Do this
I don't know what he cares anymore, man.
Chat. Guys, generally they'll chat.
I'm not gonna be rude to anybody, but guys,
explain to me, chat.
Why would I give a shit if chat is discussing
who the killer is and if chat's spoiling
And if I'm not reading it, if my, it bothers my clothes,
what the fuck do I care if Chad could have,
could say every lobby, the killer is this guy and this guy.
I don't give a shit if I don't have it open.
I don't know.
So now, whether you're in chat means you're a fan.
I understand it.
I enter the lobby, I have aura.
You jump to the chat and you go into the chat
because you want to see what it's like
to be a winner in this game.
You're gonna have a glimpse of greatness.
It's okay, you catch a glimpse.
You might be a golden egg, I'm the golden goose.
You do something once, I do something as a lifestyle.
Now stand back and watch somebody
operate around greatness.
Back off.
Okay, okay, um, what else, what else do we have to finish, anything interesting?
I'll just do some react, shall we, chat, what else do we have to do?
to take the wig off.
Watch Cloud Interview Channel 5.
Um, no.
Well, I'm not going to tell you the highlights,
because I think it's a little bit long for what it is.
No, I mean, um...
Yo, X. Can you help me?
I have a 200-word essay...
Wrist, skit, and cobbler and quiche.
Wrist, I'm not...
I am very well-known for this worth 100% of my grade.
Tortillas, flatbread, almonds, cashews, beverage, green tea, apple cider, this is nice.
Maple syrup, chocolate spread, peanut butter.
Could you see the rocket today?
I can't see it.
um chat this is anything that would be good in the fucking MLG days like what the fuck
is that uh very interesting uh what else we have to do with chat um we're gonna talk
I just want to say about what what what do you say
No, this is back. I'm not gonna be weirded. I'm a I keep it a bucket
The rule that we have in the high rated lobbies of Among Us is, if you don't talk a lot, you
get all of them out.
Angelic.
Because it makes you an overpowered killer to get away with not talking, therefore we
have to treat you as if you were an imposter every time you don't talk.
It's one of the biggest golden rule of high rated Among Us Esports.
Oh my f**king god this is live!
Yo, in stroking my sh** right now,
also have you seen a trailer for the new metadabby?
Look look look, y'all seen it live, this is live!
Oh my f**king god!
Really?
They didn't see this bro.
Bro?
You're in...
Why?
You actually didn't get to do that in the game?
I don't know.
Well, also there's something I do with the new players, not you, but other than that.
I didn't want to...
Once JT said he doesn't know the pass, I didn't want to be harsh because otherwise I'm going
to get a lot of hate.
It is like this.
It's just a personal thing.
Like if you go too harsh when he says he doesn't know the game, then you're weird.
You're the bad guy automatically so you have to kind of let go like I I pressed them round one and he was a killer
But if I pressed them more I would have been back there
you mean
Because it's not an excuse it's called it was what we call metagaming metagaming is
Using using outside of the games
information in the game
Right like real old guys. I was a I was moving because I was making a toast in real life. Well, that's fucking cheating like
watch the back rooms trailer
oh we're gonna have to watch it already
you're playing to expire
oh okay okay I'm sorry
I know
how long have you been broke
I'm sorry buddy
they've been broke this time
that's okay, you can tell me
I haven't told you yet
let's go like everyday
hi
is it good?
do you have a driver's license?
um, I don't
on me, I'm sorry
do you have a driver's license?
I don't
is it like a stranger or something?
I had to go to the bathroom.
Oh, okay. Where do you live at?
We're over here by the storage unit.
What's your first name?
What's your last name?
Welcome to the Lunex KC.
I mean, I'm standing at the window and talking to you, so...
I buy all the curtain up there.
Why is your license suspended or revoked or...
Do you have insurance?
I'll set back so you can close the window and...
I don't think it's safe chat to have the dog in front like that.
If she could send me an updated...
...you can actually have it, but...
You have the insurance?
Yeah.
You can connect it, it'll go around and smack you and then kill both of them.
It goes to that address though?
Yeah.
Okay, alright.
You can close the window, get him under control, try and look for the insurance, I'll come back up.
the officer now runs the driver's name and what she learns would change the
course of the entire traffic stop this is why I didn't let her go I knew
something was up I'm gonna go up there and check with her
looking for insurance I don't know if she has it so she was over here at the
storage units because her and her boyfriend or whatever have their share
So maybe she has somewhere she can pet the dog.
Okay, did you find the insurance?
Can I hold your phone?
Joe, what kind of a phone is this?
So there's kind of a problem.
Oh, it's a note.
It's a vote for two alcohol violations.
So you're going to go to jail.
I'm going to note a lot on it.
It's an arrestable offense, no matter what.
Yeah, it is. I arrest people on it all the time.
Would there be a way that we could...
Do you have someone I can come get him? I won't tell your car and stuff like that?
Would it be possible if we just let him go when he walks?
I don't know.
So the first time I saw him, if you get pulled over, they don't arrest you?
No, that's not yeah, that's how it works. It's it's an arrestable offense
It's an unclassified misdemeanor in Colorado, so it's arrestable. I don't have to show you anything
I do this all the time with Caitlin over both my job
I'm being nice with you. Do you have someone I think your dog or he's gonna go to the power
I mean remote is like what do you have a boyfriend or something you can call the
computer dog don't don't drive around with it how about is it you guys like live in it
we're kind of we were staying in it right now we're not living in it okay well maybe
we can park your car and our CSL can take the dog over to him no no no here I'm not being that man
No, I know I'm just trying to help you
Why is the hair so thin
If you go try to help me out
Is it
I don't have to, no it is, I'm telling you now.
Because it's not, I don't require it to.
Okay, I'm not gonna want it if you drive away, okay.
Okay, chat.
Yeah, this is my own little police review thing
that I do, bad policing.
Was that once, she's given her the instruction
three times, right, multiple times.
At that point, you need to have some form of authority
and be like, this is what we're doing,
this is what's gonna happen and this is what's gonna happen
if you don't, if you don't comply.
Boom, done.
End of story.
End of story.
Heard trying to find the ways to be knight accommodating.
What do you think people are supposed to do with it?
Oh, they're being nice.
It's not that bad.
I'm just gonna get the fuck out of there.
Dispatch winter nine, type six.
Did you get the information that the vehicle fled from us?
I went northbound on fairgrounds.
Can you air the information to Larimer County?
I only have traffic charges at this point in a loading.
Let's go this way.
less than 20 minutes later the officer and her partner surprised the suspect
and her boyfriend at the storage unit they've been living in where the
situation would get even worse
they're live lit
can you open the door and talk to me?
okay is it just you in there?
that's illegal
i think there's two people talking in there
7-1 do you want to come to us?
who do you think we are?
7-2 months down
open the door now
any chance i could get a welcome to the jungle?
If no time will settle for some common cause with this club tonight.
Galen, you're under arrest. Come out now with your hands in the air.
Check. Is that a legal loophole, though?
Wait. I should have done something.
What if you lived in your thing like this, right?
They wouldn't even have a warrant because it's not a domicile.
It's not like you're registered to dress, right?
How would they even go in searching?
How would they go in searching?
Both of you come out with your hands in the air now.
I'm telling you! I'm telling you!
This is the air now! This is the air now!
Let me see your hands!
I'm not here, hey, hey!
Get on the ground!
Get on the ground!
Oh, do you all know what I'm thinking?
I'm not for one fighting with two.
I don't think so!
I don't think so!
I don't think so!
I don't think so!
I don't think so!
I don't think so!
Please don't do that!
Stay on the ground now!
What the fuck is going on here?
I don't know, I just gotta be inside.
Where is the dog?
Where is the dog?
It's only free.
What's your name?
That's the plus you get your hands.
Yeah.
What's your name?
Libra.
Okay, Libra.
I'm a double coffee, don't you?
I'm not.
I'm not.
Here's your point.
Can you start medical routine for a check?
Why?
Hey, it's okay buddy.
Oh!
Is it really?
You're taking me back.
Yeah, that's better.
Complicating matters even further.
don't know what was going on between Caitlyn and her boyfriend when they
opened the storage unit. Now they must attempt to get any information out of
them they can about what was going on behind that door which may lead to more
charges.
I'm gonna sit you up okay?
One second, really under your left side.
Kick your feet in.
Okay.
When is the juice?
When it's the juice of war, it's just a few people who are watching you, uh, extreme stunts.
Oh, look at that figure.
That's something.
No, you don't.
Thanks, man.
Oh, God.
I have your Vincenzo.
Oh, good.
Okay, so I'm gonna put some chin to your face.
What happened?
Oh, no.
No, I'm okay.
He's trying to get away.
All right, let me just sit in the back of my car, so it's warm.
That sound good?
Yep.
All right, can you handle that?
No.
No, but I knew it was gonna fuck me sick.
I know you might not believe this but I actually really believe it.
The tall one and the way you do shit is like a very impactful right and I think the way
that she's speaking is leading it in a bad way.
open the door like it comes out of very very small stuff
you learn it in pro gaming it so I don't know what was going on okay what I
Is this the drug?
Yeah.
Oh.
Hey, pop, do me a dude.
Shit.
Yes.
Come on, dude.
We're going to watch that second movie.
People, I just put them in the back here, OK?
Well, yeah.
I'm taking them off.
Maybe.
Here, can we get, here, look at me.
Actually, I got a picture.
Chat, can I do one more pause?
No, not in pause.
boy when they were arguing I just reopened the thing and he's doing something I see blood on his
face so I ripped him to the ground I had to cut on his face or no okay so she can go for that too
he's a good boy he is a good dog man sorry I'm so emotional right now
do you find that situation for you it is it's really hard the last thing for you is a
Did you want to use it in the past?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can know about it then.
Yeah.
Alright, I'll spare you the explanation.
Okay.
I'll give you a sheet, you guys, man.
Okay.
Alright, man.
Take care of yourself.
Take care of yourself.
Okay.
Okay.
See you in a bit.
The suspect, Caitlin, was charged with third-degree assault, false imprisonment, resisting arrest,
obstruction, driving on an alcohol-related revoked license, expired license plates, felony
vehicular eluding, and domestic violence.
She is presumed innocent unless proven guilty in a court of law and we hope she gets the
help she needs.
A lot of some people live like they're always one.
I don't want to say chat.
Is that whenever you're coming, if you do games, you need to always be aware of two
dangerous words.
One is why and two is should.
If you say something and it says, oh, why would you do this, whatever?
You're causing an argument that will cause nothing good for the game and it'll cause
the game to go savage for no reason.
And should is the most, we should do this or we should have done it.
Bullshit.
We'll do this, do that, we're doing this, we're doing that, well done.
Be commanding, take some leadership and go some fucking balls.
Then people, then people give them some fucking commands.
Some people don't even like commands, some people like commands.
They want to be commanded.
Sad to see that.
You have to be a leader, be the wolf.
Oh, he's jumping.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh, he's jumping.
Oh my God.
to call the infinite sketchbook that I have on my iPad that I use from time to time and
basically it's this world that I've drawn in the last five years and it contains hundreds
of hours of drawings that is just like a piece of piece that gives you an inner out for as
long as possible on. I've only seen hundreds of hours in but there's a lot of progress
and because I've been a bit busy I haven't been able to work on it in a while and there's
I'm just a lot of people.
Yo, shut up!
Tristan!
And one of the first things that I actually found when I first logged in is I saw this little spiral on the side here.
And I zoomed into the spiral, and there happened to be this little guy waiting for me at the end of the set looking for me.
And that made me remember.
Wait, I have like five different versions of this guy just hitting throughout the world.
Then that kind of prompted me to find more of them.
And to be honest with you, I've been looking for you.
I feel like you cannot scroll right or left.
I don't believe this makes sense.
Feels okay, man.
If it's just wine wine wine, you know, you know, I mean, I know where you can go right like it'd be too big
Like an hour now, I won't be able to find one other little guy and I'm gonna show them to you guys right now
So basically if you zoom into the solar system and you go all the way into the earth here
There's a little house on island if you zoom into the window
There's an office with a snuggled on the shelf if you zoom into the snow, there is a computer
All right
Well, he's just not hitting me up to play video games. I stopped hanging out, etc
It's okay, bro, I just think you know, you know, this is this playing a video game with Ron
Thanks for them is to get on it, right finally gets on it complains for no reason get into the game
Place for 30 seconds and then talks to subs talks to chat talks to fucking the ghosts, okay for 45 set for 40
You know what three minutes, oh three minutes of it again, and then and then mutes and then all the four
You don't want to give me any information
Mortal Shell
The danger of the first one in that day was okay.
That's why she made you.
I didn't do it that much.
I'm gonna take it nobody wants to hear the ones who might call things soul slop is that
they copy every single thing of souls.
What does it have to be medieval?
What does it have to be source?
What does it have the every singular element?
The UI, the combat, the stamina, the HP, the items, the way to move around, the way to
look at items, the physics, the jumping, the movement.
Why why can't you just take the souls like theme and make your own why is it so fucking hard?
I don't understand it. Just just make your own experience. That's what your your company is like fuck you
What
What
What
The fuck this is a bug. This must be a bug. Oh, yeah
Oh, it's a bad voice. Oh, God, it's a child. It was for us. I
Think she's any cool up in three something fun
I couldn't figure it out, so we tried.
It's a shrunk notion, I just read another there is.
I'm gonna sit back and look.
I just wanna sit back and look.
You think that I'm dumb?
That's cool, I guess.
So this would be even harder if the album was good, you know what I mean?
for one degree.
Chance, is this still live? Live right now?
Ex-QC wear is banned.
If it's been removed, please clarify.
It's not removed, man. Just stop.
It'll be another 10 days.
And is that the end of the computer?
I guess there's a half of the Republicans, judges, and justices, they always want to
show that they're independent.
I can't, I don't care if Trump appointed me, I don't care if he doesn't make any difference
to me.
I'm voting against him because they want to show their independence, you know, stupid
people.
How is this leaked?
He's living behind a podium and talking to a bunch of people.
Anyway, let us get to the chat.
Anything interesting today?
Things have been kind of whatever.
Also, I think April's Fool is kind of ruined.
Have you been too much?
I'll get back to you for it. I think it's bad. Sorry.
Dude, NASA just said that Artemis-2 astronauts are going to be able to bring their iPhones
on the moon and the reason why they couldn't before is actually insane.
So this just happened literally days ago, NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman who has
actually been to space himself on two different missions just changed a rule that has always
been in place.
So all the way up until literally right now, NASA astronauts were not allowed to bring
personal smartphones on missions.
They have been using a Nikon DSLR from 2016 and decade old GoPro's for all of their photos.
We are about to send humans back to the moon for the first time in over 50 years and they
were gonna do it with a 10 year old camera.
Now they're saying that the reason why phones were banned is because NASA requires radiation
testing, battery thermal analysis, and vibration testing for every single device.
Isaacman basically just said that that process is ridiculous and fast-tracked the entire
change himself.
Now officially starting with the Artemis II mission that's supposed to launch on March 26,
astronauts will now have prepared-
Yo!
It's my favorite streamer in one of your UK juices.
I think you should watch extra-medium stuff on YouTube.
It's PvP General Knowledge questions.
Is it an-
Aiden changed his space game?
There's some iPhones on the internet on board.
Apple just confirmed themselves that this will be the first time that an iPhone has been fully
qualified for use beyond Earth orbit.
We are about to get the most insane moon-
Well, hold on. Jack. Jack. Another, another hint that the, the Mr. Beast at X, Aiden, X, X, uh, stream changed the game. Thoughts about that.
So can I bring my phone in the plane?
Thinking the rotis was coming by and walking into a stack out here for passion. Well, as much of a stack as you can call it, it's trying them here to hold.
They haven't moved away try doesn't land the instant shot and games will be going towards their vote
And that's a beautiful flash for Ben that only finds how well I'm gonna thank you, but you
Get that palm planted and there's not enough of it to go around Jacob will be clearing out Ben sends you
No
Yeah, because of the Aiden iPhone thingy it ever said Aiden iPhone
You guys think that the iPhone was the latest technology iPhone was out in the 90s and 80s
No, not this one, Chad, not this one, Chad, it's the one where he says that um, uh, yeah,
yeah, um, whatever you, you wouldn't get it, and yes, the first video, which one, Milano,
I'm not gonna do it, but there's a theory that it's time. They're not the literally live stream for me
I keep on saying what's the technology we have nowadays? Why is nobody taking pictures their iPhones and shit?
I'm just sorry. I don't wear in the space. Why not? Who's gonna face it? Exactly?
Astronauts take pictures and sell people their fucking iPhone face time. They're not the literally live stream for the international
Where on YouTube they do all the time, but am I wrong?
bro it's it's bro they're pretty live right now like where let's pull it up with an iPhone
bro it is all the time let me tell you what is a chat what are the odds this happens and
this guy fast tracks iPhones in space though like yeah it's probably a coincidence but
you
you
you
you
you
Why is there not accepted like state or like federal minimums, like if it's a child thing
whatever it's minimum five years whatever why is it not like a minimum that
are it cannot be under that amount he nuts to this guy's net worth and he has
to register the sex offender which judging from the response from people
probably won't have any effect on him he played well he did the time he's a
changed man now he's learned from his mistakes we should welcome him back with
open arms which I think is unhinged lunacy but if this current administration
has taught us anything it's that the sex offender label is a protected status in
the government fucking Donald Trump appointed Lawrence Taylor on his
counsel of sports and nutrition. Lawrence Taylor is literally a level one sex offender, actively
registered sex offender and Donald Trump gave him a position that supposedly works with children
here on this council. And of course the government doing everything imaginable to protect those named
in the Epstein files. It's pretty clear that the sex offender label doesn't actually matter to a lot
of people in positions of power and even to just normal community members it seems like they're
more than willing to just say welcome back Robert Morris we're glad to have you home it's just
complete fucking insanity i'm just gonna be honest with you i don't want to say anything about it
i don't get it how is that how is that related to me anyway puppet pals and again maybe you know
maybe i'm just fucking boofing crazy pills here it just doesn't smell like justice to me that
Robert Morris only spends six months behind bars in the slammer even though he has been
found guilty to molesting a 12 year old girl multiple times, numerous instances of it,
only spending six months in jail and in case you just live it up in his million dollar
lake house property and I imagine we'll be landing lucrative gigs in the future even
if it's like all these known facts about him being a heinous, unforgivable demon.
And like I said at the beginning of the video, this is a phenomenon that I think is becoming
even more common.
The other thing that I read today is that one of the January...
Yo, yo, if that's my man, then everybody you've ever seen before, anybody you've ever
shaken their head, anybody you've ever been with is your man.
And let's be honest, there are some men in there you probably don't approve of.
Six writers who have been pardoned by Trump turns out to have been a huge pedophile.
There's actually been a couple of them, but the most recent one is Daniel Tochi.
He was just sentenced to four years in jail for having more than 100,000 child sexual
abuse images and videos on his devices.
Authorities also found other disturbing things in there, like apparently he had saved videos
of like a cat being thrown in a blender and stuff like that.
But what I don't understand is why is his sentencing so light?
Why is he only getting four years in jail?
It just doesn't make sense, it doesn't add up.
He had over a hundred thousand images and videos of child sexual abuse material.
Why is he not being behind bars for the rest of his life?
This is absurd.
This is just downright preposterous.
Four years in jail.
For that?
That's it.
Four years in jail is like the same sentence they give to someone who fucking had an ounce
of weed in their car or something.
Like this is-
So I don't think-
Why are we saying defend it?
you defendry started arrogance 24-7 that's not sure that's not sure show me
something I defended it that that that was a wrongful defense in the past
whatever months show me one thing that if you see what happened to the the
problem is the routine is that these days since if one thing goes against the
way everything else goes anything that's that's inherently wrong is it you will
they just as this justice that's just justice for baddible also means it just
just in general and that means if somebody did something wrong right it
doesn't mean it everything else about them is wrong if I'm proven it like if
people want what if this guy this guy did this he also did all of these bank
robberies and these kills whatever well not really completely an excuse and just
even reading about this case we just feel like Ed from the episode of Ed and
Eddie when he had fucking rock in his shoe where he's just really mad like
Like that's how I felt reading this whole fucking thing.
So apparently, Tochi's attorney had argued for dismissal because the evidence of all
of this child sexual abuse material was gathered from the case for which Daniel Tochi was pardoned
by Trump.
The case against Mr. Tochi must be dismissed because the entirety of the evidence stems
from a warrant that, according to President Trump, should never have issued.
President Trump recognized the ongoing nature of the injustice against Mr. Tochi as the
investigation took place over the course of four years and the instinct...
Well, I don't get it. So is that... is he saying it's double jeopardy?
I don't know how that works. Is he saying it's double jeopardy because the thing is...
The both sides buster.
Shall we do that thing?
Shall we do that thing?
Apply the both sides?
...case is still being prosecuted.
There aren't enough words that he's a fucking weirdo. Defend that.
Both sides. You call... I don't understand it.
The, you think he's the way you called everyone other than saying he's a weirdo?
I never said that.
Just show me why I said that, what?
Is that the Mr. Beast guy?
Is this to describe this kind of evil, ghoulish behavior?
So fundamentally his argument boils down to this case is unjust because you gathered all
of this evidence.
Hey, I don't think I called anybody, I looked hard for that though.
I just say, you misunderstood the nature of that sport though.
Like it's just, there's an old platform there, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's a box of matter with two boxers.
Like what about it?
I don't understand.
It's like-
The evidence of Mike Bryant having over 100,000 images and videos of child sexual abuse
material during an investigation from a case that President Trump has pardoned him for.
All of this evidence is moot. Yes, all of it exists, but you didn't collect it
Thus my client should be free man despite very clearly being a deranged pedophile
And they're falling on to like president Trump as like a means of shielding them like president Trump said that this this warrant
Should have never happened in the first place. That's all you want to possibly all of them
I don't think it's a weird taking okay
If you look at all the fighters and boxing in UFC or all these guys all absolutely beyond
Guys they're beyond reproach. They've never been committed to any crimes and no violent crimes
Are they all of them that are absolutely perfectly in PR. They're in a perfect PR shape
Absolutely fucking not. It's just boxing. It's fighting. There isn't any fighters and what?
What was it?
I think a lot of them have done bad stuff and presenting them.
It platforms them by default.
If you're going to hold a belief that don't show anybody that does bad, then I had to
deal with you.
It's not a standard that people apply it across the board.
It's not, it's not, you don't live in the real world like Jimmy.
So you would have never even known that my client was a pedophile.
So we have to dismiss this.
That was what he tried to argue.
Unsuccessfully, for the most part, though, even though they did lose that case, his client's only getting...
Because other people are bed-lulled.
Hello, I said it. You missed out on just my argument.
The Nazi guy, whatever, on any insight, I agreed all right off the whip. I said, I wouldn't have had...
If it was my show, I wouldn't have had him on.
Now, I mean, it's too far, and the imagery is too far, and I think it does cause damage, right?
But it's not my show. It's not my show. His show. His thing. And genuinely, you know what I mean?
I, well the last line is, is, do you think somebody who has done terrible things to people
and has harmed others severely, do you think they do this are worse than somebody who have beliefs
that you don't agree with that are very far fetched? Like, oh guys, even the most,
In the most insane thoughts, those insane beliefs, are those beliefs words even who harm others directly, physically and hurt them and give them wounds?
I had to disagree with that. Sorry.
If somebody is convicted of a violent felony multiple, these will always be words than somebody who has bad beliefs always.
It's just that's my thought.
agreed and we don't agree today is what it is four years despite having over one
hundred thousand images and videos of child sexual abuse material that's not
justice he should be in jail for life he is a fucking danger to a civilized
society this is a monster why in the fuck is he only getting four years in
jail it's just crazy that crimes like this aren't being taken seriously child
sexual abuse crimes are not being taken seriously by the justice system anymore
And like I said these aren't just some like fringe rare cases. It's
Yeah, yeah, then now I know more permission that yeah, this guy this guy bad for all of that too that I ever said
I wouldn't have them on my show because I wouldn't have them on my show
I if it was me, I wouldn't have done it then like that physical it's it's it the take is in the middle somewhere
You're like you glaze the music and you glaze a bunch of people that doesn't horrible stuff of people
You watch movies and both about actors that have done terrible things constantly.
Like you need to have this energy at least across the board man.
It feels like it's only getting more and more frequent.
I could go on and on.
Another really recent example.
A case that actually happened here in Florida.
In Tallahassee, a judge Tiffany Baker Carper
carper allowed a maniac by the name of daniel spencer who had just been
convicted a month earlier of trying to meet up with a fifteen-year-old minor
for sex he was caught in a sting operation and while waiting sentencing
the judge allowed him out on bond and while i don't mind the murder of his step-daughter
melissa missy mogul the judge stated he's been out for an entire year as far as i
saw with no violations i didn't see any criminal history regarding violence the
The only criminal history I saw was relating to drug offenses when I looked.
Madam prosecutor, you're free to enlighten the court if I miss something.
I'm not a president, I just don't want to know what I'm just so bad at.
This article doesn't even understand that it's clear from the record whether the judge or
prosecutor were aware at the time that the Tallahassee police department in consultation
with the state attorney's office and the DCF had investigated allegations that Daniel
Spencer molested Missy.
Both agencies dropped their investigation.
These people should get, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, the overall feel of this
is this.
These people should get 10 years flat.
At least the minimum should be an enforced 10 year flat up 10 to 50 years, but 10 enforced
No, you don't get it. Oh my god. I okay. Oh guys
I'm gonna be performative 100 years and to read the penalties to anybody who has any material on their computer like such
Okay, listen
It's god-awful
There's no minimums I don't think.
All I'm saying is, I think they should always have the leeway to give all way to max, all
way to 50, but the enforced minimum, because it's hard to get the laws to pass, to have
these minimums raised.
I think it should be at least 10 years minimum.
I think Mike is doing it.
Did you hear that child abuse in Idaho is now death by firing squad?
Society, in the meantime, while they wait for sentencing, it's a recipe for disaster,
this case has shown.
So I do think that makes sense.
Now also as a result of this, there is a push to have this judge impeached for this decision
that led to the death of Nissy.
I don't know how all of that shakes out.
I'm very unfamiliar with that process, but that is also something that's been a huge
talking point here in Florida.
But anyway, that is a subject that I've talked about a lot recently.
There are just some bad judges doing some evil shit, just pure corruption.
There have been numerous instances and then the judges don't face any kind of repercussions
for it.
One of them that I really yapped about, really was blabbering about because it had me fucking
steaming was Judge Susan Worthington in Oklahoma in the Jesse Butler case.
And I do genuinely think there is a huge problem with some corrupt judges out there that are
doing deplorable unexplainable.
And like I said, the way the wake of the combat-
I have to tell these guys that all you have to do is fight on Arbin's card so they don't get criticized.
What do you mean don't get criticized? Bro, these are all awful.
Like, I don't, I don't, you're not going to have the understanding.
And he's just waiting to chat. Yeah, it's the same, don't look at it.
Same, I read it every time. Everybody, I'll read it.
These are all awful, they're awful. I don't want to show, fuck all of them.
I, all, all of them say, oh my God, I can't, just move on.
Evil. Like, the way you fight corruption is by having shit where it's an imposter.
It enforced minimum if the judge has to give 10 years at minimum 20 is minimum right?
He gets it. Oh, well this guy's a nice guy. I will give him 10
It's 20 or more it has to be that's how what is it?
He's only 30 40 50 but these with laws will never pass because people are fucking bitches
Jesse Butler the Oklahoma rapist who is facing 78 years in jail
But then judge Susan Worthington believed that that was too harsh and that the punishment that fit those
crimes was actually just some community in service, so he would see no jail time.
Now of course this was point, what Oklahoma rapist who is facing 78 years in jail, but
then judge Susan Worthington believed that that was too harsh and that the punishment
that fit those crimes was actually just some community in service, so he would see no jail
time.
Now, of course, this was part of a plea agreement that was put forth to the judge.
She didn't come up with that herself, but Susan had every right.
She had all the power, ball on her court.
She could have declined that, but she approved it, meaning that Susan Worthington agreed
that this rapist, this violent rapist, who nearly killed one of the girls via strangulation,
by the way, didn't deserve jail time, and that communion service was sufficient.
And I think that is completely indefensible.
It's downright sick.
It's unacceptable.
That is just a complete demonstration of Susan Worthington's inability to be a judge.
That should have been shot down and rejected.
That is not okay.
The victims did not get justice and this monster gets put back out there and let loose.
No jail time, no real punishment, nothing.
And there's plenty of other monsters out there that for some reason like to sow the
flames of K-
How about this is a crazy idea. I had it. How about when you're a VA you get a rating you get a rating
So you're brawn your bonds three, okay?
You're buzzing and what happens then is that if
Whoever you release back into the wild
Commits another crime of that sorts and harms others
It lowers your rating in those reading because you failed if you if if the people that you give a sentence to
That should correct them in the right direction
fails it means that you failed
So that your rating goes down, you lose a 25 E low,
10 E low, whatever.
And if you're a judge or you're a DA
that has a terrible rating, you have to threaten society.
At the point where you might be worse
than the people that you're convicting
because you're almost green-landed behavior
by not doing the right thing.
So at that point, you're almost worse.
How are you not worse?
You're literally causing a harder society.
Do you live in the Big Bang Theory or Pangria?
Pangria.
What the fuck is Pangria?
Why, that sounds like some World of Warcraft thing.
World of Warcraft.
It's where...
Islands?
Like the whole world?
I don't know that explains.
Conquents.
Conquents.
The whole world?
Or...
Or planet.
Or planet.
The whole world is the planet.
Well, one theory doesn't affect the other.
They're both part of the same thing you want to know.
I know I know I know what I'm saying is
Yeah, there's cause there's confidence. There's
Yes
The big bang
All the plans and ship
And the plan is in a certain state or shape or not
It's made our way and then
Meteor happens
And it splits up, right?
And it has continents, that's gonna have what happens when they're both the same theory, right?
Right?
What if I cut the other?
It's like, it's like saying, it's like saying, I have buttered bread.
Buttered bread.
You're putting butter on bread.
Well, my bread is buttered if it has both the same theories.
Can I get a welcome to the Jungle Big Q?
I mean, this is the guy you are all wholeheartedly arguing with BTW.
Um, Aristotle and so-
geniuses all right all right um
uh they didn't have the most avoidable holes in present
period it's not about holes it's about because i'm on unit all the time if i
have a bad thing about and i'm a hypocrite you know what happens
then i look bad in the future i have tapes that are solidified in a state
where in the future when it's the back onto me i don't look fucking brain
David I don't bring it because you guys can just say something that's wrong and move on and next time you could say the
Other the the oh not a new take and you can never be a helical
But all I do on it is in ink so that I don't look like a hypocrite then and I have been pretty consistent with my shit
because if you're gonna say oh
Guys, why do you think I'm against me who rob the stores and still in California?
They go to certainly they steal the shit whether I'm so against it because if it's it is gonna be in some
lower income place, it's moms and pops shop,
and they get robbed, then I can go,
guys, I'm against this.
Because otherwise, if I say,
oh yeah, they should rob the Gucci store, whatever.
When some mom and pop shop gets robbed,
in Idaho, I'm not gonna,
and I'm gonna go, you know,
I'm just gonna go and say,
you can rob the store, though?
I mean, I thought, I thought you can rob,
I thought you'd say,
rob shit, you can do whatever you want to.
I thought, I thought you could do that.
No, I don't do that.
Don't rob, end of story, bang.
And now, I'm not a hypocrite.
How is that what you're understanding?
Who is he talking to?
Damn, Kev, you said like you proud of that.
I am.
The fuck?
Kev!
You touch a kid, you post a dang.
Straight up.
You rape a woman, you post a dang.
Straight up.
Kev, but that's not your purpose, that's not your...
Who?
I thought we were gonna let him handle that.
Oh, well God I put me here to be
God give me the strength to make sure this isn't it my I want to give normal stand over and give me everything
I got God, please let him be stressed because sometime you give him everything you got Nate, you know
God don't take his hand off him, but if God take his hand off it be going up in there out
He's feet going up in it. Oh, it's these dudes unless they run for president and
That's how they spoke about Trump guilty of great pin man. He really was setting up the campaign rally in the worst
Somebody's my daughter you go back on my dad train, but I'm very resource
Unfortunately chatting I said we're saying exactly
You know, I really watch this I was like that was the wrong video
Okay
Hi, everyone Anthony fan
Tano here the internet's busiest music stuff from Andre Troutman, which are a little kitschy especially on this one chat
What's the budget like highs and lows on that one than many tracks?
So I see a number in me over here, but whatever that it is
It is not this which is why I'm feeling the strong for to like five on this record
Transition, have you given this album a listen? Did you love it? Did you hate it?
What would you rate it? You're the best. You're the best. What should I review next? Hit the like. Okay
Jesus Christ chat. I'm gonna say guys. I'm gonna say chat and nobody clip this. I
think
that
He's right. I think it's I think it's a good score for it. I think it makes sense and
It's not too harsh and it's not too forgiving
He's still model you've been making this for two days actually a whole weekend
Why is there the top clip on it?
Oh, what is this survey?
Dude.
We have to reset this so I can play the audio plan.
What did you say on the deck for a 100 mil one?
Yeah, I think I'm late for a way less than that.
You kidding me?
Give me all the experiences and all the things you could do with that money though.
What's the plan?
You can buy yourself almost a lifetime of experiences for just looking at deck.
That's also an experience.
You know what I mean? It's a bonus.
Hello, my ghost. Can I get a welcome to the jungle? Let's excuse you.
Okay, Jack. If you could suck it one time for free,
but you could revert time to a time where you didn't suck it, would you suck it?
That's a really odd project if we permission it's a it's an odd premise hold on
No, I fan of me neither
There is a trap. I want to see you around April fools, please my goat
It also is I would too
Probably suck a dick for less than that. It could offer 10% of that at and I would light some candles
10% of 100 mil is still 10 mil guys this will this will be a really good
to say chat but even for 10 mil each if I were to have a booth down the street
it's like a box where this actually happens I would never do this but right
Let's be honest 98% of people would do it 98% probably more I'm gonna say
probably more but I would argue 99 points 99.8% yeah yeah okay so there is
99.8% of people for 10 mil would swap it up with it.
Then we have another booth where if I do it for free, boom.
Then we have another booth. Okay, I don't want to do anything about this.
Okay, I need to stop thinking about this. This is getting weird.
You know what I mean?
So close to 100 months, I'm in a 99.9% pep agaisive.
I
Swear to God you're like he sits when he pees so I'm not surprised my nagger. Yeah, that's what you want to say
Like they just never like chat that's a little like that
I
Like nagger yeah, that's what you want to say. Yeah
And in breaking bad, what's the name of Hank self-made beer? Oh
The answer is a strutter Brown what alias does Walter White units when first contacting Saul Goodman?
Uh.
Uh, no, no, no.
Jackson!
The answer is C, Mr. Mayhew.
What's the name of this character?
It sucked the shine off a doorknob for 10 million.
Try this guy.
The answer is B, Francesca.
What's the name of the company Walt and Elliot founded?
Sixty-six months of no-final pompous.
Very many of these oddies.
The answer is B.
Great Matter Technologies.
the actor's relationship to the cousins.
Actor, their uncle.
The answer is their uncle.
The cousin name of this character.
That's not Todd, I think it's Kenny.
The answer is C, Kenny.
What's the name of the car wash, Skyler and Walt By?
Everybody.
The answer is B5. What was the reason the officer pulled over Walt in season 3?
The answer is D. Crack windshield. What's the color of the Dodge Challenger Walt
buys for Walt J? The answer is A. What's the name of the guy that got crushed by
ATM machine
The answer is B. Bonfire bonfire with Gustavo Springs former partner
That would be gonna be uh
That's the answer. C max. Where is Gustavo Fring originally from Chile?
Chile Chile Chile Chile Chile the answer is be Chile. What's the lowest rated episode on IMDB fight?
the answer is a fly yeah that'll see you forget like me stop don't stop nagging
don't nag no one likes a nigger that sound
stop don't stop I'm donating because you need to watch this fight that sounds a
little long but you need to watch it it showed me one of the best books ever
made i got my regret not watching it link i'm gonna do um i think i'm gonna watch a book review
lucky but how many questions can you get right on this breaking all our quizzes what subject does
walt teach at the start of the series uh chemistry chemistry what color is the meth that walt and
Jesse blue what come on bro blue what's the name of Walter's wife Skylar Skyler
what city is breaking bad mostly set Albuquerque Albuquerque what is soul
Goodman's real name Jimmy McGill yeah character is this a picture of
Gustavo Fring?
Gustavo Fring.
What fast food chain does Gus Fring run?
Los Palos Hermanos?
Los Palos Hermanos.
Before partnering with Walt, what special signature ingredient
Chili powder!
To his mess.
Chili powder.
It's a chili pea.
Chili powder.
What is Walt's DEA agent brother-in-law called?
Hank Schrader.
Hank Schrader.
Hank Schrader.
Hank Schrader.
What's this character's first name?
Gail. Gail. As a percentage exactly how pure is Walt's met? Oh my god. 96%. 99.1%. Wait. What's the first name of this? Oh that was the other guy, that was the other guy. That's uh, uh, uh, uh, Jane. Jane, what's the name of the drug dealer that Walt keeps captive in Jesse's basement in season one?
That's a crazy eight.
Crazy eight.
In which country was Lydia's overseas buyer located?
Czech Republic.
The Czech Republic.
Oh, oh, oh!
What character is this a picture of?
That's a typical...
Yo, I cook...
Tuko Salamang.
Yo, and I looked over at chat and I wasn't able to edit it.
Dude, I wasn't able to...
I popped off.
But I went hard.
How many questions can you get right on this music video?
Tell you again, look at it, look at it.
Before becoming a solo artist, Beyoncé was part of which R&B girl group?
Destiny's Child.
I said that.
This artist released the album 21 in 2011, one of the best-selling albums of all time.
What?
Adele. Which band released the iconic song Mr Brightside in 2003?
The Killers.
Who is known as the Queen of Soul?
Aretha Franklin.
What instrument is Elton John most famous for playing?
The piano!
The piano. Who sang the 2021 hit Driver's License?
Olivia.
Olivia Rodrigo. Dude!
The Legendary Band was formerly known as the New Yardbirds before changing their name.
The Beatles!
Led Zeppelin.
Which artist released the album Divide in 2017?
Lincoln Park.
Ed Sheeran.
Which Legendary Artist secretly wrote the Bangles 1986 hit Manic Monday?
Prince.
Who was the first member of One Direction to leave the band?
It was else!
Dane Mallett
Which band's members include Anthony Kiedis, Flea, Chad Smith and John Fruchante?
Madela Dunne
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
In 2018, which rapper became the first hip hop artist to win the Pulitzer Prize for music?
Kandrick Lamar
Which singer released the album Short and Sweet in 2024?
Sabrina Carpenter
Which singer's viral hit paint the town red top the charts in 2023 in both the US and the UK?
Boja Cat. What was the name of the rap group that included Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, EZE, DJ Yella and MC Ren?
Oh, NWA. How many questions can you get right on this new
You
Guys that was hard man, yeah, that was really hard
Check I did I fall off now the country from its capital city
I'm gonna read out the names of 20 capital cities
You've got three seconds for each one to name the country
They'll start off pretty easy, but get harder as we go along. So get ready cuz here they come Paris
Oh, I went to France, Dublin, Ireland, Beijing, China, Lisbon, Spain, Portugal, Sweden,
Buenos Aires. Oh my god. Argentina. Warsaw. Poland. Poland. Reykjavik. Czech. Iceland. Bogota.
That would be Colombia. Colombia. Jakarta. India. Indonesia or Indonesia. But the capital
of Indonesia will change to Nusantara by 2028. Pyongyang, North Korea, North Korea, Islamabad.
The only thing you can guess is how many countries are going to enter today. I got it.
uh Nigeria Minsk that would be uh no wait Belarus Belgrade
Serbia Doha
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Marley.
Guys, I don't know this shit.
I don't know these.
Boy, I did it last but last but last but last but last.
Test your general.
If I don't get at least eight, I'm done.
I'm done.
It's done.
It's done.
I'm not gonna love anymore.
15 random trivia questions.
Then compare your scores in the comments to see if you did better than average.
You've got three seconds to answer each question and get ready because here they come.
What two colors appear on the flag of Ukraine?
Yelomov.
Yelomov?
yellow?
blue and yellow
what type of animal makes oil jelly?
what up chat?
chat with me
a worker honey bee
if I just said honey bee or even just bee that's fine
thank you
fairy tales usually start with what four words?
no
once upon a time
oh my god
what type of meat is used to make a traditional vena schnitzel?
bop pork?
veal
what color hat does Donald Duck usually wear?
Piper's.
Blue?
A blue hat.
What does the LG stand for in the name of the technology brand LG?
The common wrong answer is Life's Good, which actually is a company slogan, but the LG stands
for Lucky Gold Star.
In Greek mythology, what is the name of the island that sank into the ocean?
Atlantis.
Yes!
ATLANTIC. YESSSSS!
Monte Carlo is an official administrative area of what country?
Greece? Monaco?
Close.
What instant messaging service did Facebook purchase for $19 billion in 2015?
Instagram.
What's that? What's that?
WhatsApp. Oh my god.
What game is commonly played starting from a score of 501?
Darts. Darts. Darts.
Darts. Darts. Darts. Darts.
And...
BANG!
What language does the word Algebra come from?
Algebra?
Arabic.
What type of fictional creatures are smorg and puff?
Mifitol?
Dragons?
Oh, my God. Okay, okay.
What country's film industry is called Nollywood?
No way.
Nigeria.
What's the most popular sport in India?
Cricket.
Cricket.
up from Skull Island.
A dragon calm.
Test your general knowledge.
I got eight, I got eight there.
I got eight, I got eight.
I was at...
No, no, I got eight, I got eight.
One of them was Glitch, one of them was,
you can literally tell it was buggy.
One of them was weird because it,
oh, is it not?
And we ended up getting the point, which is eight.
Who's your favorite actor?
Mine?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Not funny
Why not?
He's so interesting
Like he's so interesting
You're the king here
You're the king, you're the king here
Stop!
Stop!
I mean, the observable universe, we don't even know how big it is.
For all we know, there could be tens of trillions.
No, we just see the observable universe.
I have an argument.
By the time that we spawned in as humans, right?
How much time have we been humans?
Like, 2,000 years.
2,000, right? A, A, B, C, or whatever?
Oh my God.
No. 2,000.
Yeah, 2,000, A, B.
No, no, no, you're right.
It was A, B.
Yeah.
Humans have been around for a long time.
Humans have?
humans humans humans humans have been around longer than no I know how long
that's why I'm telling you that he's right but there's not even a dinosaur
era there's an alien air giant era there's a lot of me what are the odds that
we're alive at the same time as they're alive well we I mean chat we chat the
human as we know it's not I'm talking I'm talking almost almost all the things
that we do all things that we have now but how much no it's not that much guys
this human as we know it's not not the massive ones that are fucking that like
a like indicates than shit the actual human
10,000. 10,000 at most.
You want to go and get it? Get it?
Bite it. Bite it. Don't rip it. Bite it.
Get your foot off it. I'll just do it.
Ew, stop.
Okay, hold on.
How long...
Okay, do I have anything to add to this?
How long have the humans been around
as we know them?
200,000 early humans developed around brain is a smother is distinct feature wrong wrong
wrong. If they have an alterations on our body mutations take so many years. You're
Are you gonna tell me that it's been a thousand years?
Oh, we found one, but and only these guys are humans?
No, disagree, disagree.
Google can suck it, Google can suck it.
I think it's just wrong.
What I meant is guys, these Omosapians
were still different than what we have now though.
Like what we look like, if we were all to respawn
in their days, we would die in a few fucking days.
We're not ready for that.
our bodies aren't ready for what it was to be like back in the days.
It took us 200 years to realize.
We mutated in a more adapted, more civil, more,
we had traits that were more to attack the wilderness.
Right?
What you reading?
Being able to read it.
ethnically modern complex in the area is wrong but usually you use it to
confirm a shitty takes then with the black money
thousand 250,000 years of mtpogs so about 100,000 years the last line if you
got a real quiz you should check out is much younger you know my
civilization is not an extra-medium stuff here is the link hashtag not at
link I agree agriculture's changed humans because you think about it
Back in the days, if these guys were to go fully full corn, full wheat, full soy, and
they were to eat all grain, they were to diet.
I don't know if they're stomach and their body was ready to be on this modern diet.
Right?
Like they had to mutate to be able to handle all that.
We still have some remnants of the past of weaknesses to certain foods and beverages,
like milk, for example.
What do you know, man?
Um, chap, who are these guys?
Halvin Burgensis?
I thought we were almost sapiens right here.
This graph doesn't make sense.
You gotta make a map into a graph, doesn't make sense.
How are they going to make a fucking graph into a map?
Geeked.
Oh, wait.
Lower right, spreading from America.
Oh.
Oh.
Interesting.
This is America?
This is what?
300,000 years and I got like
Africa, America, North Pole?
Streamer of all time, the one and only Felix,
sex, QC, Lengel.
My Browsky, you are talking about them like they were rats
that couldn't do anything.
64 months tow, pay my rent.
Okay, all right.
Oh, modern humans only.
modern earliest clothes rock.
Okay.
300,000 years?
Wait.
So it really was 300,000 years then.
So 200,000 years,
because this guy's got to build like us.
It's, we're the same.
Like we are him, 300,000 years.
very interesting all right then I I yield I yield you should chat wins
This is what your computer should do when you type a take and you haven't googled it
or you haven't AI grok it.
This is what your computer should do.
We evolved the thousands of years of exclusive tweet tonalism, don't return every day.
Return, return, return, return.
Okay, so how many more years do we have to wait until we mutate into some...
Wait, no, no, Washington mutating properly.
If anything, we're devolving.
If anything, from now, we would be reverting to a weaker species.
What if our brain becomes so big, because all we do is think, let's say in the future,
because everything's automated, that we are, we expand to the point where all we are is
the big fucking brain, and at one point we evolve so big, we're literally just a fucking
moving brain and then we stop moving and all our brains combined is coat the surface of the earth
boom and if we just
and if we just suck the resources as a one brain amalgamation
so cute
Oh! So cute!
Yeah.
I guess.
Granted, it takes some time to chew, but that...
That was very satisfying.
And cool puzzle game on website.
Granted, it takes some time to chew, but that...
That was very satisfying.
And Granted, it takes some time to chew.
Oh, right?
But he gave caveman's Skittles they would die, took years of them to be able to handle that food.
Okay. What if you were to cough on a caveman and then take a razor and then give a small con his
armor? You get, okay, what if you give all the caveman one small cut, you cough on his face with
a cold and you make him eat a pack of Skittles. Instinction. Instinct. They would go instinct,
Right?
Our brains are shrinking, why?
If you gave excuse the abalanced diet, you would die too.
Infinity, but dang, in very different ways.
The bigger question now becomes, so what? Who cares?
You will never have an infinite number of balls, and you will never have a large
enough earn to hold all of them. You will never build a lamp that can turn on and
off arbitrarily fast. We cannot investigate time or space past a certain
smallness except when pretending. So what are super tasks but recreational
fictions, entertaining riddles? We can ask more questions than we can answer.
So what I think AI is a it's gonna be a problem
But not the way you think it is I think that AI if you have to think about something a logically
If you have to find a problem, but even though you don't get to the solution
What you do at your head that leads to a new solution or a new you know, if it's a bad one is
Inheritance good process
I think AI kind of cuts through that where you go if I don't know something I'll go to the thing that gives me the answer
Then you stop thinking.
Well, here's what, Neanderthals and humans, us, almost eight years, lived together in Europe
for at least 5,000 years.
Neanderthals were strong and clever.
They may have even intentionally buried their dead, but for hundreds of thousands of years,
Neanderthals barely went anywhere.
They pretty much just explored and spread until they reached water or some other obstacle
and then stopped.
Homo sapiens on the other hand didn't do that.
But why?
They did things that made no sense crossing terrain and water without knowing what they
were doing.
Because they're curious!
Svante Pabok has worked on the Neanderthal genome at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary
Anthropology.
Or they are not as smart.
They moved because they depleted their resources with no sustainability and had to move.
He points out that technology alone didn't allow humans to go to Madagascar to Australia.
Do you plan on playing the Apple of Science again?
Instead, one says, here's some madness there.
How many people must have sailed out and vanished on the Pacific before you found Easter Island?
I mean it's ridiculous and why do you do that?
Is it for the glory, for immortality, for curiosity?
And now we go to Mars.
We never stunk.
It's ridiculous, foolish, maybe.
That was the...
I mean foolish is the battle between curiosity and fear.
Neanderthals who went extinct, not the humans.
Maybe it's only a fool who will perilously journey out to what might not be there.
And maybe it's only a fool who will ask about super tasks, about infinity.
But if you want to solve problems, you don't just solve the ones that are there, you find
more and make more and go after the impossible ones.
That's what I just knew.
A love and obsession with problems is how you solve problems.
Antoine de Sant'Exupéry wasn't a mathematician, but his advice fits nicely here.
If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people to collect wood and don't assign them
tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea.
And as always, thanks for watching.
Chad, what do you mean by that?
All right, in the game.
I think it's, um, you...
We just got started, so we're expecting to see a scotch from XQC.
Do you have any insights on how you think Moise Critical will reply?
I don't actually know.
I think Charlie has been maybe looking at the Sicilian defense as my guess,
my guess, but I don't actually.
Okay, it plays the E5.
Okay.
So XTC is going to get his scotch opening here, I think.
Let's watch, let's see.
All right, and if he does get it,
then he will be familiar.
So he's probably pretty happy to have seen E5.
I think C5 may have put him a bit less
in his comfort zone.
Right, I think E4, E5 is what a lot of players like to play.
And here we go, we get the scotch opening.
So XTC is very comfortable.
I think this is the main opening he's been playing a lot.
Okay, now, what is part of the place,
Bishop C5, which is not a move that I like here.
The system is completely fine at a dance level.
I'm worried about the plans and the process here
because when you bring out the Bishop like this,
it can become very vulnerable right away.
So I'm not sure that I like the variational approach here.
No, please don't.
And it's too soon.
It's too soon, Hikaru.
We didn't even reach a climax.
On paper.
You know, when I said it'd be fun to see a checkmate in four earlier, I was joking.
It was, it wasn't real.
We're listening to Moist Critical right now.
Daniel Naroditsky is a profit.
He said immediately that XQC will likely go with the scotch open and he did, so I had
the counter play and he immediately blundered.
Well, that's gotta be-
Jack, if I played the boring ass Roy Lopez, like every other bot, I would have won by
default, let's be honest.
I see a world record.
Thanks for the fact, 10 gift subs Pikachu.
Mine is throbbing.
Throbbing!
What is XQC's chat saying right now?
Jack, come over here.
Come over here.
Guys, I played Scotch because I didn't know any better.
I was bad at chess and I always opened up Scotch
because it felt logical to me as the game developed.
And I got baited. I got baited.
I got baited by a noob.
I'm going to play the intro to this really cool song called Outgaining Raves by King Kruel.
Okay, isn't that a fucking dinosaur?
What is it?
It's not good news.
I guess that.
You got tuberculosis.
I'm really sorry for your son, it's a hell of a thing.
I didn't hit the game, I think it was fine.
I see that, I mean we washed it.
I'm dying, help me!
Help me, help me!
you
you
you
you
you
You're about to watch a genius in his natural environment, the laboratory.
Watch this shit.
I'm gonna do sound.
This is called, excuse me, being a fucking savant, motherfucker.
Watch this shit.
Oh my god!
Wait, I heard the sound for one second and I got two earths off?
That's insane.
Fifty months, half of one hundred, can I finally get a welcome to the jungle?
Not bad, though.
Not bad.
That was... that was... that was... that was... that was... go, go on.
I
Not bad at all
Not great.
I couldn't...
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
If it was just
Wow, I think you give me Wow, but they don't do that if they only do oh
Then how does it like it's this bad? I
Don't do that. I'll see I got this I got
Higher.
Higher.
Higher.
Lower now.
Lower.
Lower.
Minus 44 months away, got a lady though she's amazing.
Higher.
Right there.
I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. I didn't want anything. I didn't want anything, but like
I wasn't ready. Let me lock in. We want anything close and he said hi and I'm like, well, we're not close
Downward than he went up. It's okay
All right
Or
Right, I
Oh, well that's actually great. Hold on. Let the man cook a little bit. Let the man stir up some stuff.
A little lower, slightly lower, lower, higher, right there, that lower, right there, lower,
Yeah.
Right there.
I forgot.
By that time, it's like a medley thing.
Yeah.
You do it fast.
Too fast.
Higher.
Lower.
Higher.
Lower.
A little higher.
Higher.
Right there.
It's a little bit of... yeah, I was gonna say it's a little bit higher.
It's a little bit higher.
A little higher.
Right there. Stop.
You see?
I stopped where I wanted it to be, but I listened to you, right?
But I think I stopped around there.
But that's why I want to stop.
It's not good, though.
Which I guess you saw that.
You saw what I did.
I don't know what you're saying.
I guess what didn't count is here's a practice
to go to the heart, because that was just
our goal that he was thinking.
OK.
Well, OK.
How about we go to the high score for easy?
Thoughts?
Yeah.
Deal.
All right.
We have to do it fast, though.
So this is the strat, right?
Yeah.
I'd like you to go to your natural here and then let me tune it.
OK.
You're there.
There's a right?
That's it. You get probably a smidge higher.
A smidge, I agree.
A smidge.
Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower.
Right there.
That's a one.
You're in front of the microphone, but I turned you up and you went down.
Oh, wow!
Okay, do the same thing.
I'll turn you up again and fuck it.
I think this Mike's fucking sucks.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, I wanna be rude.
I'm just gonna tell you how it is, okay?
As a friend to a friend,
sometimes I have you at 80%
and sometimes I have you at 160
and you're too low at 160.
We're talking about-
Right now, I'm going in right now,
so get ready.
Because I don't wanna do this
because I don't wanna fuck up the audience.
I'm turning it up to 100.
It's 100 right now.
Okay, you're gonna-
Okay, yo.
Go.
And I'm never moving it again.
Okay, I'm just gonna, okay, go.
No.
Higher.
A little lower.
A little lower.
No higher.
No higher.
Right there. Stop.
Yeah.
It snaged under.
Boom.
Oh, stop.
That's it.
Maybe I'm a little...
That's it.
Maybe a little.
Fuck, my fault.
My mistake, because I should have held 25.
I knew it.
My mouse corrected it,
and I was scared of over-correcting it upwards.
I was scared of my mouse with the over-correct going back up,
and it would go to 126.
Okay, we got this.
Yeah, the hires are very sensible, they're very sensitive.
I'm going to turn up the volume up to max.
Higher.
Lower.
Lower.
There.
That's it.
A little higher.
Thank you.
It's a little bit higher.
How does Seth sing numbers?
Like he gets no, like how does he get no of the numbers?
I don't know.
You're there. That's it.
Hey, lower.
Yo, for how long?
The high.
There is perfect.
What?
Yo.
Thank you.
Yo.
What's that?
Thank you for that.
I heard some news that that couldn't be lost on is that apparently rhythm hotel is fake
What does that mean rhythm hotel?
Oh my god, I forgot, I fell studio game.
Oh well.
What is that?
Pad, I can hear both, what does that mean?
I don't get it.
What's the point of this?
Oh and I see something, keep going.
I was locked in I don't know what what is this it's a fucking menu it was a menu are
you fucking kidding me well memorize okay that's easy
In the mirror?
Yeah, and then to the right of that?
Nothing below that dot though.
There's nothing.
I'm just going to keep it a buck.
No?
Yep.
I can't play the right spot though.
I think it's...
This is so hard to talk with this.
You're just so wrong.
Jesus.
I guess this is so hard to talk with this.
You're just so wrong.
Jesus.
I don't understand it.
I can't put it at the right spot.
Place mirrors.
Yeah, like there and then to the right one this and then up
Yeah, this yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, I think
It's I think it's this
Okay, maybe it's the right of it cuz they have the mirror. I don't
Know
What a lot of reset.
Oh.
I think you were right.
Eh?
Yeah.
Yep.
Done.
No, I think that block needs to go up.
go up. Easy. Wait. Wait. Oh, that's fucking easy. No, it's a fifth dot on the, yep. Nope,
no, no, no, down there. Yep. Close enough. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,
I feel the best one.
It's Dinden, Dinden, like, a slash slash.
Dink dong, dink dong, like a Super Nintendo, something a bit closer.
Dink dong, dink dong, like closer to like two gap.
Yes.
Yep, yep.
Sorry.
I mean it.
Wait, third place?
Huh.
I mean, wait, third place?
Not too bad.
Chad. An acutu high.
What's that?
I don't like those sounds on the mug, if I got to me.
And I get it.
Who?
We're going to do one per day.
Really?
No, oh no, you just clicked on a leaderboard.
Oh.
You got to the leaderboard.
Yeah, yeah.
Memory.
OK.
I hate those noises!
Locking.
That's easiest shit.
Wait.
That's five.
Six.
That's six.
Fuck.
Yeah, you had it.
You had it.
You had it.
five
nine
wait i had ten oh fuck me i should have more ten
nine
11.
I have the same thing personally.
Not bad.
Like we're just dumb but it's impressive.
Here it goes.
Huh?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, then blow, then it would be, then it would be, uh, this one.
Yes, yes, but yeah, nope. It would be more towards green green. Oh my god
I understood that it was Bob left. I understand them. I understand now
We didn't shave it's green of course it has to be more green before he goes to blue and then they would be
We're out of blue three three dots
One
What gotta go fast
to do and then in more and then a hex star why fuck why cuz it was a whole
to talk wise talk wise going right top right top right but yeah sorry it's a
filled it's a fail it's a fail two dots that we've never seen fuck
okay reset all right it's all good wait what's written chat why are we
fucking don't shit we're not easy hey
That's a man with his hands on the floor.
Another dot.
Yep.
No.
No.
It's a man.
No.
One up actually.
One up to the third.
Why does it move at the end though?
I think the two that you have stacked need to go to the right stack.
Some.
No.
Yes.
And then one on the bottom left.
No, the two stacked like I said, on God, I wouldn't say that, on God.
It's a man with his hand on the ground, Bert.
Listen.
Guys, we're allowed to reset it.
See?
A man with a hand and it's a full diagonal, bottom right, okay.
Alien with a head with a smile.
Good.
I forgot, I forgot the other one, the other side of it.
We both memorized the same side.
Sorry.
No, no, I didn't, ah, it's, no, it's, I think they were very spaced.
I like that.
Wow, that's not bad.
They keep changing the thing though.
Big cluster here on the right.
They keep changing it.
What did good go?
It was fine.
I could do a lot better than that.
You need a fucking body there on that.
Lock in.
Lower. Lower, lower, lower, trust, trust. About right there, a little lower. Low, lower.
Right there.
Lower.
Lower.
Tungny smidge.
There.
Higher.
Lower.
Right there.
Lower.
Oh, oh yeah, alright, come on.
Ah!
Ah!
Ooh!
Lower?
Right there.
It's 438.
Oh, it's higher.
It was a whole octave above you tricked me, okay?
I got it.
Lower?
like jesse he's so handsome charismatic funny good-looking right right there's
good in my opinion everything it's unfair raga
fire right there the name is 15 okay wait hold on wait
What the fuck happened there?
Oh, cause we did the octaves, fad.
I love him, I love him.
Right there, oh my god.
Oh, is it like a hotel?
It's easy shmezy.
No, I'm not, I'm the fucking goat at this.
Me.
No, you gotta do the rhythm.
Yeah, but, yeah, but I, it was more of a aim problem.
Like, I almost, I misticked.
Oh, you know the aim you know the aim
Too slow yeah
Ah, fuck well only one was better
I mean I want to play that one on mine hold on that day that was good
bro I don't know I can't oh I see it for a four and three
that's five yeah wait that I could not see any of that so fuck yeah we suck
all right what about a video game well you want to play games with me yeah video
games over watch over 1v1's right now come on no what I'm gonna burn down a
a little bit the guy he just can I get an agar here go right in there can I get
an agar here go he just can I get an agar here go he just can I get in a guy
oh I get it now sorry I got them why I had it why yeah I know I know we'll track
how I value to click them
Boom and boom, yep.
Yes.
Yes.
What?
What?
I thought it was that too.
Hold on.
Hold on
That's not what I thought really
No, no, that doesn't even see it
Oh
What's that oh
Oh, it's a okay reset it. I think it's which one to shift
Which which which shape changes?
All right, hello is this thing on
To the jungle it's just a color change months, please please
huh I don't I don't want looking for
honestly don't know either but I'm the hexagon on the mod in the middle in the
bottom middle yeah this is my my name you just got some music you see oh
zombies did I play the bonus today I would love to it was bad oh yeah I mean
you have to have a good among us lobby like train has to like host the lobby
no chat or you know well I'm better than you the problem that I have is that
people don't want to sit down and play for a few hours right and learn the game
and actually put like I didn't get paid for four minutes I only got the
money in it they were like four minutes if they play for like four hours in a
little bit yeah I mean they just today I'm an actual good time trackers I'm
I'm starting a new schedule.
Check my new?
Sure.
Uh, could...
I like that's kind of a cozy one.
What about, um...
Overwatch 1v1? Oh, Zombies would have been fun.
Oh, which one though?
One that we don't get, you know.
Uh, the newer patch, you're fine.
The new platforms are good.
So which one is it?
the
use plutonium launch your car
we're not really use
we use that and had a move to a different house
no no no the new ones are anti-arc foresee
like they rule all the fucking bullshit like rats, rack, bullshit
team captain american or team iron man oh apparently the T7 is bugged apparently
it's fucked again so did you what the plutonium the T7 patch apparently is
cracked again so they have to do a bunch of other shit to fix it and it's not
worth it okay what about a black ops 3 is the one we got fried right so what
about to do the worst if you had to use the center you're
right. Yeah. Yeah. We get to use. Don't start together.
It's over. I'm over chilling out. It's not an idea though. I
actually never played it before.
It's kind of like
First the first time playing our craft whatever why you don't know that it happens and you end up dying over and over
And it's like cannot like a little learning curve. I don't you'd like it. I personally don't like it much
You're a good teacher we can do anything
It's hard to explain I don't think you'll like it
Hey, let me check us Steve. Let me check some shit
We go into the the files here
I'm not done with zombies, I don't understand it, like, what, like-
When there's a flaw with, um, with zombies, you're fucked.
Like, you're not just fucked, you're cooked.
But you get fucking R, but you get, you get fucking, uh, admin tooled in the middle of
your game.
Like, it's not just some, some, oh you get, you're in your ass fucked, like, you're cooked.
Yeah, it's not good, chef.
Ummm.
What about open cases?
You don't want to play like a video game, you don't want to play like a simulator story
game, right?
I might want to play with my little friends.
You're going to see one called Retro Rewind Video Store Simulator.
I think it's like you're working at Best Buy or something.
There's good reviews.
I still don't know if there's multiplayer.
Can you decode War Zombies then?
Yeah, I don't think there's multiplayer.
The Angel is kinda not great, um...
What about Black Ops 4 Zombies? I know that shit, but like, will we...
...could we at least play that?
4?
Yeah.
What's Black Ops 4?
That sucks, but like, I don't remember. I don't remember what it was, and I think that's when it was like, it got really bad.
Um...
It's on Blizzard. I, person in Angel, it's...
It's it's a little bit like sloppy toppy like new new age zombies, but it just doesn't hit. Well, I don't try to be I guess all the
I'm not campaign
I'm down
Don't you think that would be better IRL what do you mean?
Halo campaign. Yeah, but you like to worry at all
Yeah, that cups for some reason, you know, I think that's it spanned.
We're seeing a sign by Boshers and people with the other lobbies as I read to them.
You read me like a book, holy.
Let's see.
I'm looking at the whole, all the things right now.
We have...
I wouldn't mind trying to do those, but the moment you're trying to do those is that genuinely, people, it's just bots.
We would have to win like five hours of games to get the games we're not going to box.
Like it's so bad. Like we'd kill everybody.
You want to play like a co-op horror game that we really like?
Play the long drive would be so funny.
Like what?
I don't know. I feel like over the past two years there's been a fucked up duo games that have come out that are good that you never played and I didn't play.
Like what?
There has to be. They're going to say it in chat now.
Like what?
I mean I won't say it sucked, I didn't have fun playing it when we played it, right?
Like trials?
Yeah.
Trials is like, it's like funny for a few minutes, then it gets kinda boring, and then
it kinda dies.
Yeah, it had no replayability to it, I was like over it.
Oh, it'd be like Vector, don't like the PGA Golf, uh, no.
Oh, it's smoky and that.
I actually have been playing it unironically by myself, I have 8 hours.
Yeah, I was playing against this guy and we neither of us could hit the ball after a full gamer like we could we could not hit the ball
It was awful
You can't hit the ball
We could not hit the ball in the direction like it was unplayable. I
Think because there was a problem with the inputs on the internet
Scary games someone's saying Dead Island won no
I mean old games
Even what's that other game where you're in a mall in their zombies
That's that would be dead item that right everything that rising would be fun, too
it's broken okay dude something's in my room smells like it's rot like actually
I think it's rotten vegetables I wonder what it is
Um, check?
Now I'm saying it core games, devour, now dying light, dying light?
Is that co-op?
Yeah, but I don't like that one, I think it's just bad.
Okay.
We could talk about it while playing a Starler, Loki.
882 but we don't change your settings for five hours.
Oh fuck that.
It's gonna crash, the shooting's gonna crash at least once.
Okay.
No, no, no, it's just not with it, it's just, I think it's not with it.
We did it twice last time, both times it was a disaster.
Heard that, cut-pad?
That's not bad.
I'll probably have a seizure halfway through the game, but anything for the content.
No, it's fun though. It's actually a fun game to play though.
It's also a way out together too.
That's all I mean. I keep playing.
Why would I want to just fucking log into it before I get smacked by game entries?
Give me a...
Stop with some...
Let's get on Trackmania and just drive around a little bit and then figure out...
Oh, do you want to choose something together? Do you want to choose?
Yeah, hell yeah.
What are we going to do, Chad? What are we going to do?
left at the Valheim something scary that's good like what was scary though
not just like stupid scary that's just like ah something that maybe has like a
story to it and we have to beat the game you know what I mean not like a fasmo
these are pretty rare we'll see though some of what we did that you can play
future fragments your stream would move that
I'm inviting you
I hear the game and I thought my game was over
oh so he's not opening
hi Alice are you on me?
no it's not the way it literally cooked our shit
like that's juggies
Valheim could be really fun with both of you
unfortunately
Valheim that'd be the same that it would do as
Okay.
What the fuck is that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's in that aircraft, like, or, or, or, or whatever else.
Wait, I don't see it online, man.
You should now.
And, um, oh, it's because...
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm inviting you.
Wait, I won't, doesn't that mean invite you?
What's that?
Invite him.
Go.
all my shit's cooked like it's it's stretching the game to my monitors the
long drive we did that swimming downs it get a fetish not a bad game we actually
get one last time we're really good if I was looking up on it thinking about the
major's return
city skyline should have a multiplayer mod back in two months or I can't get a
welcome to the jungle no I'm going to okay how do we how do we join each other
I'm Baidu. I'm Baidu. I'm Baidu.
No, no, no. This is rank. This is rank.
What do you do? What do you do? What do you do?
I see it, I think.
Enter multiplayer mode to accept.
And you have to pay money.
Why do I do that?
No, no, no. Do you have to?
No. It doesn't matter.
Well, I'm Baidu. How do you know that?
Try to invite me, yeah.
Do you need me, perhaps?
Baidu?
Yeah, I just had to go I had a click right we're good
This one everybody yeah, no, I accept it. Oh, can we see here? Yeah, I mean you up on
Yeah, I mean you
But you're cross for America though
Yeah, 51 months of brain rot
Really?
Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna meet you bro, your shit is like...
Yeah, I'm muted there.
You know what, you know what, you know what, you're part of Team Canada?
Team Canada?
Cities, Skylines, you know what you play on.
No!
What up?
Bro, I'm, I'm a born blooded American.
Why the fuck would I use a Canada?
Yeah, but I feel low, I'm not going to be here though.
Then put an American car, join up, brother.
But I don't want to break down and nail the track though.
no there's no potholes here you'll be fine yeah but I want an engine that's
made in Germany or something like that not some fucking shitter
are you doing any radio
come on right
I did it
reasonable five is that good deal
I lock in
what did you say was good to do
Oh
I thought I didn't feel it with moxie. It was gonna check in a bit of moxie
And maybe they reworked it
Okay, Cripple space program you did as a duo I like it. I don't want to lose here
how smart are you at it I'm actually gonna be in
now I'm playing with my controller on accident
no no this is a good rule again though this is what this is one of us one of
them
no we're gonna swap
oh I know that's math I practiced it
Yeah
Okay, ready? Yep. You only get to submit what it's one only you don't play play here
Not to lose more than you put the winner. You only get one child
They're playing to lose.
Bang!
Bang.
Not even close.
Oh, you hold up to get in the end and bounce it out barely.
Yeah, I'm using keyboard.
OK.
3-0.
We're winning.
Can't have the map downloaded.
Go left here.
Get to it.
Easy.
CHITCH CHITCH CHITCH CHITCH CHITCH CHITCH
I trolled by a slugger for a slice
AAAAAAAND BANG
Bang
Yo
Nah, we fuckin' flash
Nah, we fuckin' them up
Yeah, why are they so bad though?
I was in you right?
No?
Yeah, I'm good, I got it.
We gotta draw, we gotta draw.
Micro, I forgot the ritual on the, on the thermat.
Oh, again.
I had a bad crew to put in slow down there.
Got it.
Oh yeah.
I got a bad crew to put in slow down there.
I got a bad crew to put in slow down there.
Slow down there behind you. I'm right behind you. I had a record if I didn't slow down there
Whether we are rolling them
Yeah, but you all throw those are your wheels
I
Okay, yeah, who wants one
Yeah, but I don't even get you piss me together
No, I probably not but I've never played of course. You're probably what I was thinking is like what if I buy it you buy it
You can't apparently never mind
But how though
There's a mod
Obscure story, dark and dark for duos, that's a hot thing.
Well, you guys want to play all the- oh, I'm just starting a game.
This map is a little bit harder.
Okay, slow down on the first turner.
Not too much.
I suck.
I am this one.
We're probably going to lose this one.
Just don't steer too hard it.
No, I super win this.
You are you are
You know this they but I'm just I have this one easy by the way. Oh, it's on my camera
Later bitch
Got it. Good job. How are you on it? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm on you.
I feel it's gonna fire
I almost crashed. I'm fine now. I find it
It's me in here
Actual sorry there
These guys are in the trees. What in the hell is happening?
Huh? They're all not the zombies. I would do zombies. I actually enjoy zombies.
But I might be very so bad though.
I think they're giving us immediately a point because they can't get his first turn.
Let me have it downloaded.
Unless they're doing the Images thing, it's possible.
Crap, was that a good timing? Oh my god!
I authored it!
Okay, use Left Trigger one time on turns and it makes you drift but you keep traction.
Just one small tap like it, like literally a little bit.
I smoked in this race.
Yeah, well, I didn't because I got, I, well, I got stuck on the pole. I got down the pole.
Well, that's gonna be good. So, that's gonna be good, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, you actually have your penis on.
That's your map, Loki?
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Guys, none of these are but lobbies, are they?
See how long does it make up, though?
I mean, I think they made it longer than I deliberately.
Like, five wins in a row for one division.
Yeah, they had five divisions per fucking tier.
Well, this is like, this would take fucking 20 hours.
And one of them, one of them, one of them.
Oh, are we good to kiss with the other?
But how would that work, though?
Well, would it be like a, um, would you left?
No.
Okay.
Would it be like we're working on something together, or would it be like a 1v1?
Tracks my gun please.
Wait, you don't know?
Nobody knows.
Literally, I'm going to chat, literally nobody knows.
Because if it's a 1v1, that'd be cool, like you can get to the moon.
What is that?
No, no, it would who goes to the moon and back first
But actually that was in the game. Yeah, you'd like if the average is just make it to the moon
And I forget about going back. Oh, it's this map is bad. It was like we're part of this
Yeah, I know you don't guess I do I played it already
I've been actually playing this game off the street
That's me in the front, by the way.
Okay, get ready for the stern here.
Oh yeah.
Bang!
Why would I not off-roader?
You can do whatever you want.
Why would I not off-road it?
You can do whatever you want.
Oh, you're so speedy.
Get a good position here on the right.
It's calling me on the left half.
Ah, you want to go right here.
It's turning. It has the speeds.
Right again.
Why is every guy's rolling out of there?
No, he crashed into a thing.
That's me?
No, he crashed into a thing, trust me. I saw him.
Wait, the first thing that?
Yep. He was going too fast and smacked into a thing.
Yo, we're cooking right now!
Stay on right here.
Hold on, 4-shot turns okay.
Don't touch the paddock.
Now we're rolling out.
I mean I'd do a DZ run if we could just fucking spawn on the other one.
Oh I agree.
And those snipers are just...
They suck. Go.
Oh my god, I got lucky over there.
You kind of look like I'm not going to lie.
Really?
Yeah.
I live in a jet and on the downturns, let go of gas, just steer up really and hold your
steering it and then bang you can see for the up straight.
You get on this car?
yep oh shit you're right
what about this car yes
oh my god
like you don't want to upset the car right like
if you if you give him a big a big nudge the car gets upset you can hold an
angle of obscuring it without when the wobble
We are zoning, by the way, like, completely clearing.
Oh my god, we're rolling.
Yeah, like, are y'all?
So, lifting towers to the next one, yeah.
Well, that's fine.
Alright, it was a fun solo, we did figure out the game.
Yeah, we're playing, um...
KSG.
Oh, yeah, we did that, yeah.
You wanna go to the moon?
Yeah, let's go to the moon.
Maybe we can do it together.
Maybe not in a 1v1.
I
Whatever you think is best
Curble
Do I buy all the DLCs?
Yeah, how does it work is it fun? Oh?
Dude 73% off who y'all yeah, this is before the box, right?
It's nothing
It's basically 60 bucks
I
Asked me as well better
Yeah, I mean but I always you live on the on the YouTube
I don't know if it's lots and lots of people go to the mc of them, but they put them on the white was a barely
play out what
People are beyond people reacting on YouTube
Where do you even shoot this shit at anyway?
the NASA yes to Astronia
where is great no on Instagram for that you look he baited them they were all
waiting in your chat thinking we were gonna start an IRL stream at the
freaking NASA like I woke up and like it was about to take off yes I'm
um, oh, but I, I, I, the modern day, um, I'm Lou Lockman.
This is the map.
What my business?
Nine years ago.
Friend advice, he's got to give up deadlock at night.
I know.
Well, no shit.
That's why he's just saying, I was just, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you just want me to use right.
I didn't even, I, what do you mean?
I didn't even hear you say it.
He's right.
He's right though.
He's right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I
Chat what if you do the play at the place you have together?
How come I can't see emotes like ever what's happening?
This sucks
What he notes yeah, there's still that X just all day today. I haven't been able to see a single email
Workshop
Is it safe though
I got all the DLC it's all like it's all like people's creations that we don't
want to do there it's lamestock you need secan what is secan me google it
Seacan.
Mexican singer.
Seacan is a, it is a github mod for the game.
71 months. What's the ROI on this thing?
Oh god, okay incoming fucking full DDoS
I just like it. It's just not worth by the way
You know, I didn't say anything, but yesterday, when you were opening up boxes, you said that you would play one Counter-Strike game and you didn't.
Oh, shit, you're right, actually.
Yeah, I'm just saying. I left a little upset.
Um...
It's just a mod manager. Apparently it's very widely used in this community, but is it safe though?
Yeah, is it safe though?
Alright, how should I install it? Download it and make sure to have this.
I think you just downloaded and that's it I'm going for it
Hey, you speak if you really I'm uninstalling it
Alrighty what game you want to play next? How about you play this so well? How about you share your screen?
I'm sure I'm sure I am. You know what Jesse?
Yeah, I'm not.
I don't know what you want me to do. I'll get you.
Check the detail. We're building a spaceship that will go to the moon and the back.
They're pissed.
Really?
Yeah, they got pissed.
They got Jesse's bitcoin.
Apparently, somebody's got your big address.
gotcha
alright um
astronir we're not building a short spaceship
astronir
astronir is also a cozy one. Oh god not this game
guys think of a horror game that's fun
Please?
This is the OI5, it's not really scary though.
Looking up.
Cowot?
I'm going into the files here.
The files?
Yep.
What kind of files?
SteamDB. Classic.
Alright.
Okay, we have one game called Cursed Cargo Demo. Check it out.
It's got a 55% rating.
What's that?
Uh...
Looks like shit.
Alright.
Good.
Next.
Um, new developer map, is there a good developer map?
How about, how about we get, oh, we, we, we, we, we, we, we play a chain together.
You can't.
Yeah, you can't.
Yeah, he's a couple more days.
Jesus.
Um, that bad.
Can we just get some Cold War Zombies?
XQC LXQC L Cold War Zombies.
Chad, why are they all so small?
There's a lethal company, so...
No man's sky, it's that face emoji.
Um, Wildcraft, no.
His degree's not there.
Oh, what about Scamline?
The one with the phone?
Is that good? I haven't even played before.
Me neither, but I thought it looked kind of cool.
Really? Is it good?
Yeah. It looked okay.
Keep going. Can I take it? No.
Is it obscure?
It's like I was saying, obscure.
Up... skewer.
It is...
For some time now, Leafmore High School has been setting for an unexplained disappearance in the survival horror game you take control of a group of five American students.
With your friends, you try to unravel the mysterious happenings of this unremarkable-looking school.
The night will be long, and survival will not be guaranteed.
Big Lava
Yeah, what they're normally put on this bad boy this right?
All right, all you need to do is build a fuel, actually, you don't know, fuel a little bit
of fuel.
This needs, uh...
Just don't scream together.
For a listen to your microphone.
Ooh, that game is kinda...
Well, I don't want to be the guy who says everything, but some of these are like within
them before it, I mean.
Okay.
Chad, true or false?
It's true.
Just throwing them out there, throwing them out there, let's see.
Uh, let's skip the backgrounds.
Was that game actually good?
This game just looks like Slop, like actually.
It's pretty sloppy, Dobby.
Oh, Ghost Janitors.
Chat, did this use the correct amount of fuel?
Is this the correct fuel input?
No? Okay.
Not bad.
I think a liquid fuel should be this one.
Liquid fuel and my fuel thing is watch out.
It was a...
R, yes, it uses whatever fuel.
Nope, this is not, this is a solid fuel.
I
Also, I'm sorry good luck in now. You know you're good bro. Yeah, but yeah, but this is gonna, you know
Little nightmares three
Okay, but we can everybody has to be doing this it's a bullshit
Oh
There's I will okay. What is that? Yeah, I already watched this you think you buy it really good. You lost I know
We gotta do an escape room I roll
To truly this hard to film it like you all been having a hard time making it like
We just go pros on our heads
Or or a chest can catch it. Yeah like yeah
Come back to me, throw back
And here
Dying light, the beast for stored land
85% rated
Joey, like it?
Uh, this
Oh, dying light?
Yeah
Dude, I don't want people like dying light
You actually like dying light?
To be honest
It's so bad
It's a nice fight on Xbox, yeah
I mean the later ones probably became shit
probably became shit but like on my xbox 360 I was she was hitting
let's forget about the bendoms
I'm gonna be that guy I never really played left for dead
Not only that, I also didn't play CF2.
Uh, well Chad, it's a bit of an honor to have you because we didn't know what the fucking
internet would happen about Zombo.
We had a bunch of games to play it with like more than two.
Like we kind of got about surprised a little bit with this shit.
Like, it's a bit unlucky.
When are you going to do some goalkeeper training streams so you don't look like a complete goofball this time?
Next few weeks?
Okay, I will say there is a game I fucking love and I'm sure you would also love it
But it's a little bit kind of like an RL craft stitch
But we could get it done really fast. Okay, the oddity factor try to complete sure
Then you know what then wait if you're doing that move then let's just do the constant and you know that's fun
is it don't starve or don't starve together don't serve you know nobody
yeah yeah I've never played it I've never done fine it's I think the first
I've gone and let me check my achievements is um it's um um um I had no idea this game
like it's not as hard as the games like it's one of those like minecraft stitch right where
like you know like it's like don't sleep in a nether right all the don't do this like
five months love that you have to die and run this and use the air and then oh
you don't need mechanic and anyone and anyone and it's like it's like the game
is harder because there's like knowledge checks every fucking 10 minutes kids
game come so I made a game I think it's not working
what I mean I mean about you yeah it's not things I'm on Canadian store
All right, one second, I'll just maybe I give you a gift card
No, it's fine. I just got to see the three digits on the card one side
Chat are you the other thing that worked getting a biotic factor is actually dirty
No, no, it's not the taxes. It won't leave only in let me
Like, I do just, you know, it's, uh, it's two words, continue the payment.
Yeah, you're trying to do a visual price as you can't buy it, it's so stupid.
Okay, I got the number, I should be good.
Well, I don't know what it's calling you, but I do the cats.
Uh...
Don't buy it, I got it.
I don't have I don't know what I'm gonna let you guys get to
Sunday night is in two weeks. Oh, oh, let's try on the refold chair.
If you think it's better, I love it. Got it.
Do you ever played it before?
Well, I played it for a few hours, but we got we got so on on the on the fucking stupid ass parts.
I have let me check how many hours I got.
I have 97 hours.
An idiotic?
Yeah, I love this game.
Why, but you finish it then?
No, I finished it up to a point and then you couldn't play it anymore and they needed to add more content, but I think they added more content.
Well, I mean the whole point is to kind of figure it out though.
I'll just pretend. I always pretend.
Um, you know, David.
The way down there, build it appears versions of the community, uh, patch will work if you want to put it on this.
Yeah, but so many chat, you know, send it, you see so many chats, which I said, you literally cannot.
You need to do other shit so you don't get hacked.
It's whatever you want.
Abiotic or don't start.
PGA towards 2K25.
What would you say?
Abiotic factor, don't starve together.
PGA towards 2K25.
Well, I would do your thing.
I would do, I generally think that since you know it's going to be harder.
I like to see.
I got to tell you something about Max.
My memory is so fucking shit that I will not remember how to do anything and we will still get stuck and
We will still have to ask chat everything. I'm pretty sure I googled half of the shit anyways
Guys playing by myself like I'm just being real with you. My fucking memory is so smushed
What is this is rocket game
That's cat PGA to our cinema play marathon. No, there's a bit later. It's nice that we left for dead
I mean we run through the rental poll. It's it's gonna be a molding
Do I'll do a poll or hit up destiny ask if you want to debate if he says yes, it's load up satisfactory. Oh
What do you want to debate classic what a classic
Yeah, I want to do anything, but I need to log in on my fucking Instagram and I don't
have my password.
Or my email.
This fucking stupid shit.
Do you think his song got mad at the chat rating?
Oh, I didn't see it.
Yeah, right.
I'm not getting any.
He's on Twitter, I'm pretty sure, like, all day.
Yeah, by the end, yeah, I'm not kidding.
Um...
Swannan.
What about, is there a spore, multiplayer? Someone's typing spore.
No, I don't think so.
Okay, so why is it, why is it typing that?
Armory forger.
Well, but we're gonna be last resident evil five
Or it's five bucks. I'm fucking down. I
Will ask you please play seven days to die
We pay before I already bought it. I already bought it. I
Just bought it right now. I don't give a shit, bro
I think we were on a hard and we were against some boss shit and it was like the controls
in the bandage were so fucking cooked it was unplayable.
I use a controller for this right?
It was a Rewindy.
Yeah I'm down.
Down to BL3 on Steam.
Oh my god.
I'm down with four games all the way through the game I was playing on it.
Yeah bro, I like I just went negative balance in my fucking bank account bro, which fucking
game are we playing?
I'm down with the game anyway.
Please also follow the timestamps down below and watch the video the full way through before
asking questions in the comment section.
The first thing I want to mention is that if you are playing-
Um...
Do you not think we're doing all this?
Like...
I'm not doing it.
Like, I don't know what anybody does, it's not worth it.
Like, I hate this shit where like...
What if you all have a solution?
Everybody will say, he's right, you can do it.
Never do it, then we get fucking hacked to the ground.
And it's our fault for trusting one guy.
Like, bro, Jack, we need to be better with this stupid fucking dumbass shit.
Dumbass shit like I cannot genuinely I can't you can't like dude
You know for ready is it? Oh, no, no, you're but and you use will blame the fuck I feel like a weak straight when it explodes in my face
Like come on, bro
You got to get someone like physics to do a sad news. What's the guy on Tim the tap man stream?
Shit yeah, just be like, you know, I'm gonna go to bed fix could you set up this whole fucking thing goodnight?
Yeah, like what whips does my older brother
And it's just like ready to go in like 2025. It's so nice. All right
We don't know if it works brother we've been doing this for like eight years this put them in shaker and I'm telling you
Like it's done lock do it
Well, no brother. It's the same thing. You know the main thing plutonium
Then it gives you the new patch T7 then get this this one file and this one modifier
Login and it broke. I'm telling you so you get fucking the ass on point like dude
Like cuz the CPN are we safe?
You would have to reset it because I thought you would have the tunnel
Maybe I have a tunnel
I'm not going to give up because we used T7, but apparently the new shit...
All right.
I have the game installed.
We're trying to play a game.
I'm going to make an executive decision.
No, the old JTV.
We're playing Resident Evil 5 and we're just going to play it.
Let's just try it.
Um, all right, let's do it.
You're going to have to start the game installed.
You know.
I'm not using it then.
It's jank on keyboard though, someone said.
One guy.
Live it low.
Uh oh.
No, it's just-
It's gonna crash my stream.
It's gonna crash my stream.
It's crashing my computer, I'm not kidding.
Hehehehehehehehe.
Like...
my computer is about to explode hold on I'm not infected it's just I it brought it
essence shit I fucking hate this shit
okay you actually yeah just small one minute whenever it does a resolution to
right like it swaps it and it corrects my shit I'm good now okay hold on I just
can I will try once more or I will blue screen if I tab out it's gonna fuck me
well go into the steam properties and do dash windowed just so it's doesn't you're
it on full screen by default and then change your settings.
Oh, how?
You go into like Steam properties, like you know when you know that.
That's going to fuck it, isn't it?
I'll just do launch and then alt enter, no?
Well, yeah, that's essentially doing what alt enter does,
but off of the rip.
If you put it in your launch options, it's dash windowed.
Okay, no it's slash dash like like a dash
Yeah
Bang
Nope, oh my god
They're on the police department, search warrant!
He's gonna hang out the commissar!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Fuck.
Gange.
So what do you do now?
Just look at the academic stream.
Maybe I'll censor?
Nope. There you go. Easy. Okay, that works.
I can't not go into I think I know when you can you can all tensor here now now
Now that it's the right stuff.
uh...
high-exq-c-u-make-me-proud-to-be-quad-be-quad
how do you reset that?
much love shall have a nice night-ex-q-c-l
how about i make it one, because i never played it, and then i...
yeah, i'll do that, yeah, you do that
network selector
I'm having like a battle net setting in the middle of my screen, hold up.
I'm making a new game. Veteran or normal?
I'm probably good in normal.
I did better.
Alright.
Let's see.
Co-op settings, invite only.
Attack reaction, partner will not react to your attacks yes or no.
I'm waiting for that.
I don't know.
Attack reaction, no or yes.
Yes?
Yes.
Why don't they agree it's just because um it's fine I don't want to seem like I know better
I'll let it play out I'm watching the intro I can't invite you until after I've never
seen this so I'm just gonna watch it okay I'll watch it I'll watch it I'll watch it
I can't actually what the fuck
What is it, Zero?
Is there any story that you need to explain to me?
No, I don't know it.
Okay.
Now?
Okay.
Fuck yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm doing so I can see the intro.
I skipped it for you.
I'm going to invite him to a video game, let's see.
I made it invite all
Captain Deschanteur, we secured the underground route to the coordinates.
So the plague doctor guy gives people the worms sickness and probably makes them like
a monster.
Stabilized areas soon feared another incident like Raccoon City was inevitable
As panic spread governments of the world turned to the global pharmaceutical consortium
Which formed the anti-terrorism hit at BSA
Operatives of the BSA were sent to infiltrate a neutralized bio terrorist hotspots
Restoring safety and stability to various regions around the globe
You can't do that. I know my geopolitics. You can't do that. Let me do the thing.
Sorry.
My name is Sheva Alamo.
Chris Redfield.
Your reputation precedes you, Mr. Redfield. It's an honor.
Just Chris, thanks. So you'll be accompanying me to the destination?
Yes. Tensions are running high ever since the change in government.
Not that. Intel says it's a haven for terrorists now.
now and I'm not going to be happy to see an American. BSAA or not. That's why I'm your partner. Help put them at ease.
I'm sure you'll do just fine.
Hard man.
You okay?
Apparently I had to put these three FPS on the bugs.
It's nothing. Let's go.
Oh, Loven.
casualties continued amount over the long years have struggled more and more I
find myself wondering it's all worth fighting for maybe one day
you should download a skin for Jill there are tons Jews on next mods and I
think you'll like them any covers Craig asm Craig asm classic
There is one thing I do know I have a job to do ox, and I'm gonna see it through
Probably for one boss we have to go 30 FPS otherwise it's gonna fuck our game up
Okay, how do I join you now? I don't know. I only played this so I could see the intro
I'm sitting here. Yeah, I couldn't even figure out how to invite you
Okay, just go down, but you can invite me when you're when you're in
Uh, let me just join you
Are you trying to join me?
No, I'm in. Yeah, I got it. It actually worked for me.
Okay.
Wait, if I can join, it means the other people can join.
My friends will see that, but I can do that.
Okay, I'm ready.
There's two players in a row.
I've a gun.
Oh no!
Oh no!
I also do, have a gun.
Don't sell it. Now how do I pick up my things, Arthur?
Dude, you said I could get a LeBosso-Fiator worm.
Oh.
Well, take one of everything.
Oh, oh, we have some invidories?
This is all I got.
What?
You're paid a win, bro. Yeah.
I can buy some stuff I have no monies I'm broke I'll bring some shit on it
yeah it's a good one but it is a bit of win
is this because I play the game before no it's just no it's no match this is
your session I think it's because also what do you have for that yeah deal
Cross and veteran difficulty.
How much ammo do you have?
10.
Oh, in the gun.
Only in my gun that's all I got.
I don't have much time left.
What do you mean, you have all this time in the world?
No, it's fine.
Oh.
Okay, now what do you have any inventory?
This is Kirk.
Uh, how do I look?
Chris here, coming in loud and clear, Kirk.
Yes, we need you.
Hold up.
We can't actually even move.
That's where Irving will be.
Okay, um wow these controls are awful. Dude you look freaking great. Yeah, I'm not now
Stop watch stop watching me. He's weird. Roger that copy
Is there any is there any secret loot we could possibly get but these controls are
Okay
Don't do that. Don't bully this man. What are they doing with him?
But I want to go out but I want you to do some loot. Oh my I'm beginning to take us
Yeah, there's got to be a setting for this, right?
It's a camera instead of customized default. Oh, there we go. Oh, that's way worse. There we go
Nope cable absolutely awful. I'm not doing this. I got that kill them
What is it? Hey stop looking at her like that!
Jesus. What the fuck are you looking at?
What a creepo.
Oh.
We'll get used to it.
Hello.
Hi.
Holy horror. I just mugged this guy.
They seem kind of friendly.
There's a camera setting.
I'm watching your screen, let's see.
No, I don't see it.
It's a system screen setting.
Screen setting. No.
game settings there's camera default I don't know default is crazy no fps to 60
possibly why I don't know
It's time she got to do that.
It just plays worse if it's like this.
I'm down to adapt, bro.
Alright, just play the game then.
We'll get used to it.
Yeah, we'll get used to this.
Oh
What's that
It's hot girl
I don't feel too good about this I'm feeling something off. Yes is your breath
Oh
Checkpoint good
Maybe some loot
Can't break those yet in brick to
That was a meteor you agree a little bit. Yeah, but there's some flies on it
Oh, we're the side door side door
Yeah, I'm about to puke just one sec.
Maybe on a controller it's not sick.
No, I try to, it's that, it's worse because it's inverted control than shit, it's so
bad.
Okay, side door.
Yo.
Stop.
Ooh, there has been.
Dude, you're both here.
Come.
Yes, sir.
Okay, that was short but sweet.
Yeah, too.
Cut scene.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
Maybe because of the new government, the people around here are little on edge.
You should do what you came here to do and go home.
Yeah, they really rolled out the red carpet for us Americans.
I got the weapons for you here.
Jack, come here.
Oh, shit.
I already have one, I can't tell you why or how, but...
I bet you it's a pistol in here.
Whoa, how did I know?
How do you eat it? How do you grab the stuff?
Hey!
What? I'm just getting rid of it because I shouldn't have it.
Hey!
Well, I shouldn't have it, I'm using it.
How do you aim the-
OUCH!
How do you aim the gun?
I don't know.
On top of grenade!
Dude, you did that!
You did that!
This guy doesn't even care.
How do I pull out the-
Oh, hold up.
Holy.
Destination coordinates?
Down squares up ahead.
Go through there, half a team's waiting at the deal location.
Good.
Yes, sir.
And what do you know about were our borders?
What, the snake?
Mostly just rumors.
Something about visions of a doomsday project.
Doomsday sounds about right.
But apparently it is no rumor.
You're kidding, right?
You must find the man named Irving.
He's our only lead.
Gotcha.
Irving.
pretty bad at the beginning of the game you want every every shot but it's okay
it was nobody cares remember we're a team on veteran brother like you want
everything you can get trust me when you move your camera like it's locking
you
oh she's just gonna walk
well no no I was in the cutscene I didn't show me it
Why I'm holding a pizza, I'm like, um, you investigate.
Wait, why don't I have a red laser?
I didn't see if I could see, I didn't touch anything, but I was already food, I'm gonna
be like, oh, you're skipping him.
No, I didn't, I was just walking.
Oh, look at the box.
hold space bar and then left click
oh fuck no yeah you cut me sorry come on go I sold the wrong gun
I'll break this no no no conveniently placed wooden crates you can lose swing my
night
you can really steal the laser on my gun and I'm using it move the camera where
oh my I'll type it
Digis
I just fixed the whole game. Okay, go to options go to keyboard settings and turn it to cursor aiming
And then increase your mouse sense a little bit
um brother this is awful it's so much easier to control now no yeah no because
now I have to keyboard turn I can roll the wordcraft like look at me
Okay.
Somebody's upset. Don't find him.
Shift to run.
Everyone search just got a turn.
Open the door motherfucker.
Yo, stand back. I got this.
What's in there?
I don't know. Stay behind me!
Help him!
So you're not gonna freeze.
Oh, I was just killing him.
Yeah, 100% one tap.
At least that...
Yeah, but...
I say we shoot him anyway, it's just a case.
Yeah, he's gonna come back in.
Uh-oh.
Excuse me.
Oh
Hold on these controls are not good you saved me
Go knife in them hold on that tape my settings. They were really bad
Bitch my mouth is too fast now mother fucker
Oh, what are you doing?
I didn't move like any zombies I've ever seen.
Oh my god, you kicked him in the ass.
I'll give a shit, bro.
Nobody is allowed to get close to you.
Well, I...
You give him full reason.
You give him full reason.
He was having a crisis, and you're just going to execute him like that.
For what?
To protect you.
Oh, thank you, my savior.
So you're just going to go into the animal I guess.
I protected you, my ammo.
Alright, now we go.
Nice kick.
Yeah, I was going down.
Nah, that's what I do.
Holy shit.
I gotta increase the camera real quick.
It's getting no big deal.
Mine's getting nice now.
Oh, help, help, help, help, help, help!
Oh, my...
I didn't mean to look around. I didn't mean to look around.
Fine, fine, to me, to me.
I
Just run what are you doing?
What is it? I know this should be good. Where's it? I know same. I think this is the same zone
I'm gonna be setting Xandy all the time.
Let me get this.
Okay.
Oh, I got this.
Nope.
Alrighty.
So, we're gonna have to break down this door somehow.
Come kick it!
Come kick it!
Sure.
Well done.
If we had started before and the liners we would be there today. We were already dead like them
And I get next you are God game
I found it. I pick it. Let's hit it jumping down
Rat move
Oh, you...
Oh, no, what happened here?
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
What the fuck are you saying?
Come on!
Okay.
Come on.
Oh, I found an herb. And I found a bullet.
You can have the other bullet.
Come on!
How are you saying this?
Okay.
I don't know what else I can say.
No.
I'm just thinking of the...
Come on! Come on!
Hold me, come on! You come on!
Motherfucker.
I said it.
Come on!
Thanks. Wait.
Go! Go! Go!
Let's go.
Game changer. GG's. Game changer.
Oh. Come on.
Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright.
We should be good in here. Let's see what's up. Looks all clear.
clear. Put your maze on your base. Sounds good. There's a pile of tomatoes back there. We shall
eat for nutrition. Uh oh. There's a public outside.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can all go to hell.
Wait a minute.
I know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh
Why doesn't anything so happy?
Oh, we're spotted I think he's a shit that boy and girl
Stand behind me
But then...
Uh...
Game changer.
Ammo.
Nope, the name was long, isn't it?
Tomato.
Someone said shoot the tomatoes and they listened and there was a loom.
Really?
Yeah, it was Ammo.
Uh, did you see it?
Coming.
Yo.
At the back door, back door, back door, back door.
No, not that door, not that door!
Oh yeah, going it.
Move!
We survived, we survived, we survived!
He's going.
He just queued up big time. Careful.
Bust into the door.
I got my window. We get the door.
Tell me if you're overwhelmed.
Got ya.
Tell me if you're overwhelmed.
I'm good.
I'm good too.
I got the east side, how you doing?
Not bad at all, I got good.
I think that might be all of them.
I need a device though
I'm gonna shoot the guy up there, he's talking
Hey!
Run!
Get the fuck off!
Out of my bag, howie, howie!
Run it, run it, run it!
Oh!
Where's the hole? Run!
Gotcha
I
Too many
Oh god big daddy
I think one man died.
Oh, no, I didn't run.
They kind of baited me too.
I thought that was like a cinematic.
Okay, not bad though. I think we need to get outside. I think the grief there was maybe yeah, we need to
Go out
I need to push out of the zone
Yeah
Hit it.
And again, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Can I close the door?
Hey, how about you stay in your bag at the door?
Ow, help me! Got you!
I'm gonna sit over here and block the door.
Stop.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, get ready for the door, get ready for the door.
Coming!
Good work.
Good work!
Good work!
I think we're good now.
Sure, put him in.
They can break that.
Behind me!
One outside, one outside, one outside.
Okay, we're good. Go to the window.
We want to jump to the window?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Keep it going, run through!
Oh my god!
Blow it up!
I'm in trouble!
I'm saving you, hold on.
Thank you!
Run!
Run!
Oh, oh, oh!
Just keep running, just keep running!
Keep running!
See these explosive barrels?
There's a bunch of stuff!
Whoa!
Oh!
Sorry.
I thought it would blow up the door.
Go to the stage, go to the stage!
I
Don't I heal
I have no ammo
We're careful
I don't know what I've been doing!
The boss is going down slowly!
Bitch!
Oh! Oh!
There's just no end to them!
Jeep just jipped him. Got ammo.
Loading.
Bang! Oh my god, back with kick!
Oh, keep going, keep going! Oh, loot! Oh, wow, loot.
I got an ammo.
Maybe leave them the bell.
Just give them a go around.
I can jump across them.
Oh my god.
I'm in 4 plus 1.
I don't feel good.
Coming.
Ah, just don't feel good.
Oh, if one guy is above that.
Then we literally have it now.
Okay, okay.
We stay inside.
Yep.
We only use one door blocker.
Then the other one.
Then, then, well we don't need to stay together that much.
We just need to do train them around we need to train them bulk them up run to
the fire and hit the fire yeah also when you get caught it's not bad when you
get caught by a monster it's actually good when you do a roundhouse kick it
kicks all of them down it. Is it eye-framing you as well? Yes.
I think a little bit of that magic, but I think it's fun.
No, no, I'll use both, I like it.
I think you might be looting here.
How'd you know that?
Hand grenade.
Use my nose to kill, or we still have time.
Tell me when they breach it.
He's going to come through soon.
What the hell?
I just feel like 35.
I'm not a handleman.
Oh god, there he is!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Okay, it's all good. Camp out here for a sec. Oh, oh, you're cutting me.
Okay, can you get out of here? Get ready to run.
And... he's stuck, he can't get out the door.
There you go.
What the fuck is that good? Is that good? Is that good?
Run, run, run!
Did you see I clutched him? That was just a close moment.
You did, you did.
Behind you, brother.
I
Like you like you're ready for the lord and lord and lord into the bells. Hey, here we go. Get ready
It's not bad, I think it's good
Go to the left over here, Jesse go without me. I must complete a mission. I
Love you
He's still he's on boys, let's go there.
I can heal you, Josie, I can heal you.
Oh, are you good?
I got you guys.
I did it.
I did it.
Oh!
I saw that.
I saw the loot.
I saw the loot.
I saw the loot.
I did a lot, I did a lot.
Thank you, good heal, tapping him again, going in for an ammo, grab him.
Nice, he's getting his own boys.
I'm gonna CC him, get ready to uppercut, get him!
I can't!
Boom!
I'm gonna CC him, get ready!
Go!
Go!
You fucking did it to me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm shooting from above, I'll hit a CC on him.
Going for it?
CC?
Going?
I can't, but now I'm doing something.
Got him.
I got the ad, I got the ad, I got the ad on me.
Come here, I've got the Chris.
Oh.
Ow, ow!
Ow! Ow!
I need ammo.
Thank you.
Hold on, hold on!
Okay, there's another bear at the top.
We gotta bring them to the south.
Okay.
Godspeed.
Godspeed!
Where is he?
I have a machine gun!
Oh, I have a grenade!
Remember me!
I have a grenade.
Remember me.
What are you?
Just see you.
He just won't kill me.
He just won't kill me.
He won't kill me.
I was 180 feet for 20 years, 0 bullets, 0 heals.
There's herbs on the map, you gotta go find it.
Further.
Wait, what do you do with herbs?
You combine it with your inventory and then you fucking heal with it.
Oh.
Wait, I didn't know that.
Well, I didn't know that all right. I was like I was doing so good
We wait I could buy this gun now I need 2000 you found a
We have used the terrain prompts like whenever they're on you
You just use you roundhouse kick and use the terrain the jumps the impales it does a week
Like bad things are actually good
Yeah, jump, jump over to him and he give me eye friends, exactly.
I'm starting with gun, then roundhouse kick for AoE, it's huge!
Gotcha.
Why'd they end it? You tell me that!
So there's this- I'm doing it.
Yeah, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
There's a roundhouse kick thing, you just told me to change my whole game.
Yeah, it's insane, it's a buzzer.
Inside, inside!
Oh, you didn't have it!
It gets like this, it gets like this.
Good.
Now my face, no!
Go play it.
Uh-oh!
This is bad, this is bad.
We're outside, we're outside of the camp.
Hold on!
Okay, okay, here we go, here we go, do the thing, do the thing, do the thing, do the thing.
Okay.
Big bomb, big bomb, big bomb.
Okay, bomb.
I'm out of ammo here. I'm out of hit. I'm out of clutch.
No. I can't.
Run! Run!
I am I am
Just go out tight in the field. Oh, you're you're you're good up
Keep on a keep on a
I
Still got it
Nice
I framed it I got you at the city just run please I'll run forever fine
You can also do the jump like me.
I've been abusing this ladder.
Where are you?
I can hear you.
I'm all the way at the top where the guy was speaking.
Yeah
Just run this run, please don't never get me ever sure yes
Come here, come here, come here, come here, I trained them so hard just run they're like all coming today
I'm going to take out the door. Find some cover for him.
BANG!
Yeah! BANG!
Let's go, Kirk!
Oh, late.
Take cover!
RPG!
Booyah!
I
Did the four trials one solo the solo is easier though true
There's definitely more zombies there with you, right?
Well training is way easier in your solo than in deals and you're doing circles around like like we cross contaminate there
So devil I got a B. I
Got an A. I got SS
No, you got an A. I see it.
Oh, yeah.
I hailed you a bunch, too, though.
I'm gonna fill up ammo in there.
You know what? I wish we looted more.
Yeah, I have no moneys.
By the way, you took some Jackal. Can you give me some of that, please?
Uh, Jackal is a what?
The...
What do you mean, this?
The machine gun ammo?
Yeah.
Oh, can I free my gun?
Move.
How do I give it to you?
Oh, give.
Here you go.
Then what do you want?
A pistol ammo.
I'll give you all of it, I'll do it.
That wasn't all of it.
I'll give you the rest of it.
Uh...
Do I like this?
Great at all.
where this is fun I like this so explain exactly the story right now is that
there is like a parasite thing and then like this well I think we're part of a
Global
anti-terrorist bio thing and then we're going to the country to
Fix it. It's destabilizing using terrorists are using the destabilized country as like a vehicle for their bullshit. I'm pretty sure
Yeah
Thanks.
Now let's go around and loot everything while loot disappeared.
Nar?
Oh, Nar, it did.
Yep, it's all gone.
Where's the ammo capacity?
Jor!
What'd you get?
nothing is empty I got April's full
did you get the jacqueline?
I gave it to you
no no the jacqueline gun did you get it?
no I didn't have enough money
no no it was on the ground earlier
no
only one player gets it
I didn't see it yeah
But I can buy it though. It's two thousand but I next mission. I'm gonna be a pistol Andy for now
Where am I?
Yeah, just take all the cool stuff
It's fine. Let's use a shitty pistol. I need you. Maybe we don't open this actually. Let me go down first
mine are you fucking kidding me no nice
good spot bro peace well you're what a bitch I think it shares oh you want to
open this with me yeah I got it
Nice kick get some of the stuff in here
Yeah.
Curve, come in.
Nice bomb, dude.
Broken ladder.
What if we just repaired it?
If I just lift you up, the rest of it is better.
You always lift me up.
Oh!
Oh yeah.
You're on your own here, dude.
There's a key inside.
I know this because I saw the key floating in the air.
What do you need this?
Observation.
Fuck.
I forgot the bills.
Sweet.
Jackal!
Jackal!
Jackal!
Jackal!
Jackal!
Jackal!
Jackal!
Jackal!
Jackal!
Just yall
Just yall
Oh
Oh, oh, okay. Yeah
I'm still here.
If I reload early, does it use my ammo?
Nope.
These things start coming.
I keep finding some money.
Money! You want so much money here!
Money means nothing in this world.
I can help you over here! Come!
Oh, wait? Where?
Yeah, come!
Over here!
Very nice!
I'll put a key on the inside. Oh, maybe this time I'll get you to the inside. And then I'll put you from the bottom.
Bump!
Dude, yes!
Where did you moxie get stuck?
Uh, that part where me and you were playing. But the controls were all stopped. Like, back in the days it was horrible.
It was really unplayable.
You know, you need the loot, trust me. Like, it's a Resident Evil game.
It's a Resident Evil Oblons. You need the loot, trust me.
Like, it looks like I'm being a little whore, but you have to loot.
Okay, I have the key. What do we use the key at?
I don't know.
Okay I figured out the meta.
So you don't move at all, mouse move to go the direction you want to go.
Like unclicked WASD moves the direction you want to go.
The map says to go north.
Get out of the way.
We're good. We're good. We're good.
Gold, uh, house.
Oh, it's a rock, dude. I think you're going to need a key.
No, I think you need to open it from the other side.
Oh.
I'm not over here.
Oh, this is the key for sure.
I'm coming.
I thought you just smoke it instead of...
Fine, let's just smoke it.
Oh, yeah.
Help! Somebody help me!
Help!
I must help her now!
Wait, but hold on though. What about the short-term though?
What if we can't operate this house?
But...
She needs me. I'll be back.
I got you what's wrong but she's a zombie though they make no I could fix her please
No. She loves me.
She ain't even better.
Still would.
Oh! I like her! Stop!
Okay, we'll deal with it and I'll even
Ain't too much for me
I got you I got you
Run, please run, please run, please
I just learned how to eye frame space bar before they hit you no cap
Oh, yeah that didn't have drill idea
Nice
Approximately here with a shovel
Well, they're my yuzzi was crazy
Oh
He checked
You can have it
I can have what got it
Thank you
Yeah, it's more of a you gun that thing
Hell yeah. You have shotgun ammo from what?
Uh, I saw some in the building but we can't access the building, so let's see.
Wait, maybe?
Oh, for real.
Well, I think we should loot all the buildings.
Yeah.
Oh, that's how we make it to the building.
This is where we came from? No, this is where we came from.
no don't go down as they go up hey I didn't like that spot I have to go this
way I think
I cannot jump across sir I made it to the next spot no don't go next to my
Please, we need the looter.
I didn't mean to.
I did not mean to.
Dude, you went up a ladder, didn't you?
Yeah.
They're coming.
Just go back, just go back, just go back a little bit.
How did I go to the side?
I wanted to go.
here?
boom headshot
aviano
oh my god a nice red loot
I got a shotgun with one bullet.
I got you.
I guess I'll add another thing.
No loot in the TV.
Oh, Max one.
A clock.
A clock.
For what?
For salad.
Come here.
Nice.
Thanks.
I gotta go this way.
Here?
No.
What the heck not?
Cause it's freaking this way.
I guess dude.
Tripp played the wheels weird man.
Oh we can use number keys to swap their gut there.
Oh no no I need to set up my switchbox.
Oh, like this chest?
One, two, three.
Wow.
I need your help opening this.
Never mind, I got it myself.
Holy shit, Cheddar.
Um, you could have just opened it.
No entry.
well there's never gonna stop me
X it is bar time it has been 59 months
you double up and do a little bit of that
I need you to tell me you love me
I cannot keep spending money on you and getting nothing in return
please excuse me
uh... it sounds like someone needs our help
Really red cardboard box we can break him up in this disgusting well this is
like a cement mattress just poop on the ground and rats yikes
Wendy's cubs.
They actually live like this.
Can you loot the rats?
I can maybe loot this one.
Couldn't shoot him.
Impenetrable.
Ew, sludge.
Yum.
come on friend off a team American soldier I got hit you sorry we're the
white light shooting him cuz he showed that oh look that's look that I look
that look that look that hurt it wait that was Kirk no oh shit that scared me
wait what did what did what they do I gonna get up now huh well shit I don't
I don't know why I did that
And I pick it I can't pick it back up you
Yeah, I can I just freakin put it back. I don't give a shit holy builder
Chris I need your help come on come on wait
What the hell happened in here?
It's a massacre.
Kirk!
They made him bald!
They all did this.
I
Like me he got away
Is that a HDD regarding deal
Hey, hey hang in there
You mean hang in there bro, yeah
I saw someone but they're down away
Okay
What's that Kirk do you copy?
We got the data
Alpha team is down
We got it from the vehicle at the storage facility.
Fuck you guys.
This is what I would tell her. You know, you look freakin' beautiful in situations like this.
Fuck you, creepo.
What?!
Ah, I should've worked.
Break in the box, then.
Uh, over here.
Oh, it's hardboard boxes.
Ow!
Oh, get out!
These are made out of metal, though.
We missed a chest.
Opened it.
Opened it north?
Oh, I got it.
Oh, my...
You always find the max wins.
Wait for me.
I shared money, shared money.
We're able to upgrade our shit to maximum level.
Nice kick though, seriously.
Also looting is an arc by the way, it's looting an arc.
People always say, oh yeah, it's bad that you're living,
but you learned over the years how to loot, what to loot, where would loot be?
The elevator.
I'm looking like a pipe
I'm investigating another body, dammit!
Are there no survivors?
Everybody's dead.
What's that down the hall?
Well, it's a place that we go to to make the wires go green, but there's what is that?
It's a it's an American soldier.
I'm saluting hold up.
Close his eyes with two fingers.
Rest easy.
Oh son.
focus like mother in that it's all good oh oh boss over there's the explosive
devices on the walls spoilers you can't do
don't stand where that guy died key furnace
I think he turned on the furnace.
Oh, we're in- oh!
Wait, we aren't in the furnace without?
No, no, this is the furnace, see?
Oh.
So the boss has to go in there.
I turned it down, though.
You know, what if we just heal them?
What if fire is something that he likes?
Well, just store open.
Oh see go pass go pass
Um come on thanks. I thought it was you turned it
Yeah, why though? Oh you do you train him around it you go past it and then I close it okay?
Let's go get the boss shall we yeah, he's gonna go put the key in the hole
Holy shit.
Stand behind me. Let me check this out.
Oh.
What the hell is that?
Can we kill that?
We know what to do. Just go.
Maybe we hit him with a stun first you see she's done and run. I think it was wrong. Just run it. Okay
Sorry, I'm shooting first a little bit
I have an idea go into the furnace right now
All right, sure. Let's do it. Okay. We won't go around it
You saw a little bit at the back of this, but don't get it and then I press the button
Chris I'm letting him chase me. He's very slow. It's not okay
Hold on
Yep, I stay here. No, okay. Yeah, you do it. You do it. You do it
Now get ready to turn it on
I'll be back.
Where we at?
You got out. You got out. You got out.
Get ready to use fire.
Okay, we do one more spin.
We got this.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Okay, i'm going to bring him in.
He's coming in.
No, no.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I didn't really believe that.
I'm going to hit a chip.
Go for it.
Going for it.
Fallen out!
Fallen out!
Fallen out!
With him.
Get out of there, Chris!
Get out of there, Chris!
Oh!
Oh!
You saved that.
I did what I had to do for us.
Who raw?
Huh?
Ain't done yet.
All right?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
done yet all right oh what's that what's that
what's that we're doing we're doing we're doing hanging up with the bait
okay I'm gonna be I'm gonna click it ahead of time I was looking at a time yep
Ah, is it?
Teleportation, teleportation.
Okay, I'm gonna start running. Okay, that's fine. You do it. You do it.
I'm gonna click it early.
No, no!
What are you doing?
Alright.
Yeah, he's in me, he's in me, he's in me!
Run!
Tell me when, tell me when!
No, no!
I can't now, I can't now.
He's sped up, he's sped up, he's sped up.
Alright, I'm going, I'm going.
Go ahead.
Hold him down hold him down
Get out!
I just shot the shit out of him dude
Run Chris!
The red bell!
Yep yep
Booyah!
Bang!
Why not?
I need to do the orange monster.
You don't think you can do it. I need to have it run.
He went through the fence! He went through the fence!
defense okay then click it and we go through okay why is he get ready now when
you walk down to me there's one through one through
out out man out man out I'm out I'm out I find you can you hear me a little
It's not as ugly as I thought it would be, it's fine.
I don't know if I can get him this.
Wait.
Yeah, we just first tried that, by the way.
Yeah, first tried.
Loot it.
Is there any loot?
No loots.
That doesn't seem right.
That's strange.
Oh, good thing we both made it.
I'm gonna use the furnace key. I used the furnace key.
I'm not going to door it.
On your six.
We're only in move, we're gonna have to give it a barely, so we'll kill the easy mode.
No, we did veteran.
I don't need all that anyway. No, no, easy ladder.
They take it all because I have enough of them both animal a shotgun runs low shotgun runs kind of low overall, so
We like melted his loot. Yeah. Yeah
So what do we do we'd have to shoot him to kill him
Yeah, the blessers
Dude they should make all the metal gear solid game somehow
Because I never played those games either. Yeah, I don't find them to be very good
Let's go.
And I got you cancelled.
Sorry.
I just don't enjoy it.
I got it.
What was that thing?
The O.W. that scumbag Irving left behind to set us up.
W that scumbag Irving left behind to set us up. That's everyone it did to Alpha team. I
Think we're lucky to still be breathing
Only we could have gotten there sooner
If we had we'd probably be dead too if we're not Alpha team. What team are we?
To do we're team Omega Chris to HQ. Do you copy?
This is HQ.
Action on work out there.
Allow us the data immediately.
Let's keep these old towns gone to hell.
The people here, they're acting like those ganado
detailed in the Kennedy Report.
And aside from that, there's something new.
Something we've never encountered before.
Our transportation has been taken out too.
Requesting a mission update.
The mission stands.
Staff are here to meet the staff priority.
We believe we may have fled to the mines on the other side of the train station.
Wait. We're the only two left.
You want us to go in there alone
Yes, we can
So they don't give a fuck if we die they're just like sending us in there is this some such shit going on mm-hmm
well you know what I mean well we're like foot soldiers way you kind of pop
the upload game
but this music is I'd like never I really missed out on all this I really
did. Alright, I'm gonna buy... Oh, I can get a melee vest out of money. Should I buy the
Uzi thing or is it shit? It's shit. Like, one of the Uzi is that it has specials for
staggers. It's easier to stagger with the pistol and then do your combos, than it is
to do it with the other one, you know what I mean?
Oh, you upgraded, you take it and upgrade to crit.
I'm going to do that.
Alright.
Sell treacheries.
I'll give you two so you have a perfect 50. So now we have
I'm gonna give you I need that ammo five hours. No, we're really on it's gonna link it's true truth. I've never reason
And then upgrade I'm upgrading this shit from 2k. Oh, yeah, I know I perchance
I think if we made max I get all the ammo for using it all the ammo for shotgun we'd
do better overall but you say bye for now
you said use you shiver yeah yeah but it
don't jump out anyway so who cares it's
good enough all right found something
on the ground very nice anyway how's
we did what did you get I don't know I
don't have to look at it I'm doing that
time I gotta read this document first
You call your partner you can give your partner orders with the following controls attack your partner goes on the
That's for freakin AI brother. They just said that you were AI
Also in this game when you play solo you you have a person
Yeah
They wouldn't make this whole game anything here I have no heels
We should have bought heals.
I had no money because I upgraded this fucking music like the one guy said.
Oh, well.
You found heals.
Hold on.
I have an eel as well. You want me to eel you?
I'm going to heal you.
I'm down for you.
What is that?
There. Let's go.
Thank you sir. I killed myself.
I ended up killing myself. Sorry.
Let's go.
Hurry up!
Hey, don't tell me to hurry up.
Hurry up!
Oh, it's like the raccoons of the other game.
Go! Go! Go!
Oh, no!
Catch a fall!
I got it!
BING!
Let's give it a...
FUCK!
Watch out, traps around him!
The shots, keep up.
Oh, got mutated, arc two heads.
Coming, coming.
Coming.
Um, did it climb?
I don't know.
Oh, fuck!
There I go.
Thank you.
Well, that heal us really a lot.
Thank you for this.
What's up?
Here.
Madden.
Watch out for drafts.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have a look, I'm gonna have a look here.
Clear.
What the fines make great search.
Go, go, go.
It's locked.
We must find another way out.
Maybe there was a key in the dog.
Bang.
dead
dead
you got flames in you
why don't we go steer though
I
Why is long loading? Oh, I'm in an elps itch. I'm in an elps itch
Not in there. I'm not in there and you're going to the ladders. Oh
Looting Larry, I mean, what are you doing?
Continuing the fucking map
I thought we'd go for a jump we went up the ladder and then the next thing was a
You saw me jump off, you saw me jump off that's nice
No, I
Literally didn't see it. I thought you're coming with me. Just fucking left the loo.
Where's the full reason the whole segment?
Larry
Come you can't buy ammo.
Oh my god, really? It's fine
one of the
two
of
two
of
two
of
two
of
two
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two
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I'm going to go accurate the dog.
Sure.
Alright.
The dog cannot climb the ladder.
You can jump the note.
I thought I could climb a ladder.
You can jump on that?
Oh, they don't even know how to go full.
Well, I'm glad you're here.
Got it.
Two dogs.
Got that.
What about your dog?
Do you kill it?
Yep.
Go buddy.
Go.
I didn't even have to, I didn't bring that hit.
Nice through here.
Careful, careful.
Yeah, I see it.
Bang!
Oh, damn, double hit.
Oh damn double hit
He's like a musical
So what what would he lie
I just went this way like I just jumped down here. Yeah, I thought you were right right behind me
Well the next time you just don't die, just shoot at me
Okay
Oh that guy's Molly hit
Oh they're on a cheap hit
Shootin' the enemy wall top cost you hell yeah
What the fuck?
I don't have any deals cook. I found a tool bungee.
We are coached, Val.
I got this.
Wait, the dog died instantly on the fire.
country. It's from home. Why are we here, bro? Whatever. I think that we're a part of this
company. They don't really care about us. We're just fighting on this plane. Yep. Hope.
I gotta go buy some help. I don't need your help. Holy. Slay. And you just take the ammo?
This is general and I
Know I we duplicated her
Well, I'm a glitch. I know I
Had a little bit of her because I picked up. Yeah, look look look at any doing
Really bad
Oh
You see yeah
Nice. No, don't shoot to the other one. Wait.
He might hit it on accident. I tried head shotting him.
What is he? I tried head shotting. He was gonna shoot it and break it.
Let him up, let him up, let him up, let him up. Wait, you see that?
Good.
I feel it's in the bridge here, rest of you if it's that's there.
Box.
Nope, he's not real box by the way.
Boxes.
Yep, these are real.
I'm showing you shells for you Thank you
I like the boxes because they give you some money
Oh hold on I love money bro
Sure
well played there's a dog around
I
Did
Uh
You got one and I got the other no I only got one
Yeah, and I got the other yeah, but you don't use that ammo though
Machine gun yeah, dude. Fuck you
We didn't really look around turn around okay, I'll take I'll do I'll give you this I'll give you this
Okay, if you're gonna give me this then
I'm gonna give you this
She fucking bitch. Yes. I give you special ammo of a high two women to use and fucking bullshit. Okay here
Thank you
I need the next machine gun, because I just gave you all that.
I got it.
Wow, why do you really snack that?
I'm up!
Brother, there was a sapphire on the ground.
Sapphire on the ground and you didn't pick it up.
Holy shit.
So you're gonna fucking move or what?
That's everywhere.
Can we swim home?
Yeah.
Oh, oranges.
Max when walking.
Hey.
Fuck.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Oh.
Oh
Talk to her
Where we move the shelter
This looks like a shelf that you can move yeah, that is oh in the water in the water
I don't want to get my outfit wet I'm already wet
I'm getting the water, nothing in the water.
Oh, I'm getting some Maximon Orange Coconut.
Oh, it's locked, we need a key for this.
I'll do these coconuts oh found something hand grenade very nice like that anymore
loot anyone else though here break that fine what is the gem in the water no no no the
The gem was in the water in the other spot.
Tomato.
Max lost.
Handgun ammo.
Key.
You found the key?
Yeah, let's go.
Wait a minute.
I have my go-to-go do it.
I have a good space to take.
I'm gonna kill him!
Why is he so bad?
I don't get it
What?
What's up here?
What if you're a bad guy though?
No, I'm a good guy, trust me.
We gotta go to the port city, lock door, remember?
Yeah, but look at all the loot we could get beginning though.
Well, let's check it out.
Okay, this looks looking pretty good.
Okay.
You gonna share that?
No jam, Jax!
Ladder jumping.
Over here.
I want to skip, I want to skip.
I got it, I got it.
I do see a cardboard box though, locked in.
Shaxx inside it!
That's fake. Yeah, I heard that, it's like a Fortnite sound?
No, it's not.
I hear wowowowow.
Chad!
Watch out. I got this.
The name yeah, here we go
Get down oh
Ruby
Wait, there's always a query on if there's loot inside inside this long
What are you doing like what are you doing?
What the fuck? What are you talking about? I don't know what you're doing!
Brother, what did I do? You just threw a grenade at my feet!
You're inviting me to do nothing!
Oh my god, brother.
This fucking guy, not this fucking guy, not this fucking guy.
I'm blending the way to be seen in here.
Ah, it's all over this.
Do you have any ammo though?
Because I need ammo for shotgun.
Yeah.
That's what I was asking for.
I don't know why we had to come here. I don't know.
But we can jump down here.
Look for a possible, uh, uh,
Ken in the water.
Gold large.
large
Kirby on top
Big guy big guy
In the water now
Nice. No!
Org, I'm gonna message him.
No, we're good.
Are you serious?
I think he just RPG'd me.
I'm pretty sure he does RPG to me.
Really?
Yeah!
He said he was going to RPG and I just fucking died.
I got a bunch of treasures I'm going to sell.
I'm selling all.
Uh.
I said it.
Wait, did you kill me?
No, I did not.
Okay.
We had a checkpoint though, we're not gonna be out.
I don't think so.
But yeah.
Yeah, we had a, we did have a checkpoint.
Yeah, see?
Big guy, big guy.
Why does this guy have more HP just because he's fat than I know?
The fat makes the bugs go somewhere else, some shit.
It's just a fat guy.
Makes no sense.
Oh, you went up to the window.
Oh, I'm dead.
Nice.
Good.
So, Bangal again.
Give me that kills.
I'll get this up one time.
Yep.
Uh...
Oh, then...
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm good.
Oh, I don't know if I can find someone over at the door.
Oh, I have a little bit, uh, maybe I can find some other at the front?
Look over where the Earth was at the bottom.
Yeah, is the loot pre-save?
Wait.
We can cheat getting there.
Nice, I'm potato.
Oh, I'm running for a while, I'm being low.
I'm just gonna go back to the base and see what happens.
Let's get out.
I'm glad he's out of here.
Wait, we just sold that?
Shit, did I not just saw that?
Ah, one's here.
That's all blue, really.
I can hear you, yeah.
There is a jet in the water somewhere, Billy.
See ya, I see it.
Big guy.
What's up with RPG? I'm pretty sure I died to it.
It's here to me, providing support.
Gonna get hot down here, so watch out.
Gotcha.
Thanks, Kirk.
I don't think the HQ actually cared.
It's up downstairs.
It's me.
Joel.
Big Hills.
Hold on.
Boom.
Skid out.
Saw your angle on the ground.
Wait, as you faster overall, to right click, look to the side and then turn and then turning
is.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I said.
Really?
Really?
Again, you have to let go of all your keys, then move your mouse.
Let go of all your keys, move your mouse.
Nope.
Nope, go back.
Can you get out?
Nice.
I'm not gonna get it.
Nice.
I'm not gonna fight for them.
I just saw the back of it.
I have no shotgun.
I'm gonna go next year.
Oh, I got some.
There's two shells next year.
There's two shells next year.
It's all my inventory is full.
I'll drop in.
It's the rifle I'm on.
I'll give it to you.
Here.
Well, it seems as if I found the matching weapon for that.
Oh.
Oh, I got an overview of them.
Great.
Is there a loot in there?
He just said Frosty.
I got to take a 30 minute break in here.
Oh, is that Dairy Queen thing?
Yeah, now it's a Wendy's.
Alright, let's get it. Just get it. Add a delicious chipotle bowl before you call me.
Yuck.
Human in here.
Oh, I sold the bag again. Ow!
Did I hit you really?
Didn't even aim even remotely near you.
Chainsaw.
A chainsaw. What were they doing here?
Cutting up some stars, but barely.
I mean, I saw them last year.
I think we got this one down. Wait a minute.
This way.
No, that's what we came on. Max win.
Can I find some herb?
Wait, we can't from here.
Why?
Why?
It would be in through and across then.
Oh, is there a window in there?
No.
Oh.
Erba.
I need to save it though because I can combine for a better heal.
Let me go this way.
What the fuck are those?
Oh shit Kirk, what the fuck are those?
No, he's going down there.
Wow, he was a good guy.
Is he dead? Come here.
Yeah.
get up there girl! good luck!
Oh, you good?
Yeah.
I see it, I'm just being weird.
Oh, we found him.
Watch out, over here.
Get out.
We'll take damage here.
Alright then, I guess.
Hit him. You good now?
I'm good.
I can't find them, you go for Jackson.
Uh oh, missed a shot.
No!
Nice, forgot my shotgun ammo as well.
I have a heal come.
There.
We should both heal, we should combine I think yeah, combine I think we have better overall
or we heal in Virginia.
My bad.
It was good Eels, my bad.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, see you later, good Eels.
He missed a rifle I know.
Is it suck? Well I found an herb.
What the?
I'll put it in the chat.
It's a hyper herb.
I found a red herb.
Me too.
Can we combine it in a super?
Wait!
Accented to detail in this game. You can actually shoot the bottle but they're gonna harm you with that. Yeah, I saw that before that was kind of cool
It's locked from the other side
And then
That's what we've been a some other good idea
I would catch a grenade for you.
Really?
Yeah.
I put my hand on the plate for you.
And I jump in front of a train for you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean, in a military mission, would it be appropriate to even jump in front of a train
like it's gonna do anything?
Watch out!
You're ready to get hit, let me jump in front of a train.
Like what?
I would go to all these things.
I just blew up the whole spot.
You got to unlock the door from the other side for me.
Okay.
Alright, can I help you?
He's waving at the door.
Coming.
I'm waiting at the door.
Coming.
Faster.
Long door?
Long door?
Yep, bye. It's in the outside the building that you're in.
See, in front of you, out that building.
Hi.
I'm not gonna break it.
Yo.
Yo.
Where?
and you skipped right before I got there really
yep
um, should we be talking about this?
I don't know
no
No, no, no.
I just see sea chanting him for years.
No, no, they're just fine.
My third two grenades, they're massive.
They'll get by me, get by me.
Keep on dying, keep on dying, protect me.
I can't handle that one.
Got you.
Move.
Got it.
Help.
Got me.
You're dry, you're dry!
Stupid ass!
Trying to fuck with us.
I got the God's key!
He's back up!
He's back up!
Then don't jump, then don't jump in!
Is it Sagram? Sagram?
He's doing the thing, dude!
I tell you that
I don't know him. I don't know him. Yeah, but it was just gone the way that I got the key though
I don't know if you kill the boss. I think it's like one of those like run thing. I
Didn't know that I thought we killed him and I was looking at his loot and then he stood back up and started doing the chainsaw
Maskers shit towards me. Hmm. I bet I'm gonna give you a bunch of shit here
So I go for it
I give you this
I combined with this.
Combined with this.
I thought it is.
For fight and loss.
I upgrade my, uh, tank.
Selfies.
So how good is healing power?
Upgrade tank.
Alright, I'm gonna upgrade my shotgun.
I'm gonna be shotgun guy.
But what should I do? Critical chance or...
Firepower?
Not yet
And I'm not gonna bring I'm just gonna keep my money great
Come by your your your your thing
Capacity to regain animal
I'm upgrading my shotgun hella I can do 8 bullets now
my shotgun is insane now so yeah I believe it
go
Sam blows it at sixes I mean yes it's not great but I guess
they have your old herbs they can use maybe they can use
I'll have to combine herbs I can use no, I think it's overkill. I
Think we're ready to go
I don't know stress because my my my my my tongue hurts. Oh
I understand now. It's the organization of your inventory is the button that you play
Like what you do for
I got to see Sam. I have to. Get out. Get out. Get out.
Watch out.
You gotta get me.
Come here.
I'm bad on that.
Not even remotely close to my Molotov hit.
That fucking hero, by the way. Not even remotely close.
Whoever the devs are, fix your shit.
Microsoft Bill Gates, whoever it is, fix your shit.
Alright.
Alright, now I'm gonna put my gun in my hand and then we're gonna stab him in the room and go un-
and- oh wait, entirely.
Okay.
Nope.
Yeah, it looks good.
Okay, give me the gun.
Why'd you? Oh my god, I missed that, my shot.
I'll get it here, I'm gonna hit him.
on you daily
Yeah, but the point was the stagger I'm gonna say we could get some space though
I don't know why I'll stuck up in that motherfucking corner. I'm just gonna get the fuck out of the way
I don't know what's going on
Because I thought we were gonna stagger them from front to back
But then you threw a great grenade behind us and it like threw me the fuck off
There's people behind you
I'll just come by and I'll just come by and
now
I don't know if the boss is dead
wow that's great
Come on in.
Move it.
Take him.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to the base and get back to the base and then go back to the base.
I need them on the bucket, bitch, I have to get them.
Get out.
Pick him!
Hey, there we go.
Finish him.
Mind you.
out. Easy. Got it. And that's how we do it. Now, look that we got. Uh, pistol ammo.
wanna share
there was just brute force on the one that
I mean we're gonna have a first try I just didn't know he like comes up for a
phase two that threw me off
how's it show?
Loot?
Oh my god, gold bars!
Topaz?
Um...
Hey, you got all of them!
Cool!
Nah, there's another thing we didn't go to.
Brother, we got so much out of that.
Bad.
Um...
Yeah, we just go.
Nice kick.
Bro, apparently QT's are on by default.
Say that again?
QT's are on by default, I think it's quick time events.
I'm gonna be combined with this.
I have one herb green.
Oh yeah.
Should I just use the herb? I think I'm going to use the mic. You're healed.
What did I do though?
I'm fine.
I'll grab it.
I got it.
Give it to you.
Next checkpoint we should get the powers.
Yeah, we can pause.
Is this... are we checkpointing?
We probably have to just complete this mission I think and then we're done, right?
It's probably the end.
Yep, this is it.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
The crow.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Huh!
Oh no.
It grows.
Because it's a play doctor.
Uh...
It's his aura entry.
He's literally behind us, isn't he?
Uh oh.
Help!
Help!
Trying.
Take the shot!
Bang!
Holy!
Wait, who helped?
Holy shit, where's that?
God Sniper!
Holy shit.
I'm gonna try help.
I'll be going my inventory.
Fuck, I'm so fucked.
W.Anna, am I glad to see you guys.
Dr. Team Captain Stoneman, Chris Redfield.
Sheila?
Thank you.
It's been a pleasure.
I'm glad to see you guys.
Thank you.
I'm glad to see you guys.
I'm glad to see you guys.
You guys know each other.
I trained under Josh.
He taught me everything I know.
I'm jealous.
I was right down here looking.
You must continue such an urban.
According to the data we retrieved from the hard drive, we believe he has moved down
to the mining area.
There's more info inside.
We'll follow after taking care of business here.
And keep your radio handy, just in case.
Thanks, Josh.
I'll see you in a bit.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Thanks, Josh
Yo, put your digits in here, bro
No, I'm just kidding
That just spoil a whole other game yeah fuck this picture it's
I forget it. It's nothing. Let's move out.
All right, who did the best? Um, all right, we tied.
We tied. I did kill almost double your enemies though. Yeah, but I did have better accuracy,
so my shots counted better.
hmm no...
how many minutes are there buddy?
we can do it more later
we get to the gaffer at least 6
you wanna ready to get into the mission then leave?
Where do you think it's saved it's in
That was nice I enjoyed that that was fun two and a half hour chill over
What I don't my screen like flicker
I mean if we didn't save let's be honest in the speedrun community, I could just go and get level 2 2
And then we just start there like let's be honest
True. True.
They gotta have that shit saved.
So, why are you for Greek for a Worldcraft?
I don't think we're giving up on it.
I don't want to sound like a big play through that's like,
can I grind you a little bit like a Terraria without it?
Did you tell them about the incident?
Which one?
The incident in RLcraft?
Oh.
Yeah, I had called the void again.
and I was at home doing the the the guy with the books and out of fucking
nowhere some stupid ass like mutant zombie spawns in gets into a cart and
flies the spot where goes all the save the guys are in it and fucking starts
sliding all them down and we lost like three max win traders yeah we lost like
three of our max win things that's like hours in it like literally we just watched the cart
go and there was a pair of slight in a cart going towards all of it it was just actually sad
well we did it off stream because it's like the re-rolling that shit takes hours
yeah it's like lean
all right i'm gonna be able to get on them all i'll i'll imagine i said today
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Little nice reset.
No, I'm not kidding.
I, I, I, I, I, I'll do a, I'll do a, I'll do a work of the game.
You wanna do a work of the game?
Yeah, I'm done.
What was that?
I'm not kidding.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I care.
Oh no.
How do you get away, how do you get away from this?
There's too many cool things coming up.
Oh wait, can you do the Minecraft advertisement thing?
yet
oh yeah
with the bunch of trimmers
i'm still whispering in the detail
it's going to be a
it's going to be a fact
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Hey, nicely
I like that.
Nice.
I like that.
Nice.
I have to slam it.
Good, I got it.
Thank you for always making my day.
Oh my god, I peck it to this, too.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Wow, I missed the kill on that.
I'm gonna try to ground this.
That was a cool shot that was such a cool backflip it you fucked with the ball so much that they didn't know what to do
You put it like a reverse ball
Check you see the backflip
No, it was a bag I mean it was not backflip, but it was a
Um I was a green channel
while the second one G and y'all is trying to get her confidence up.
That's my back.
It was an easy shot to block.
I wasn't even paying any.
I haven't seen a single emuff today.
I should have given up.
Beautiful.
I got it!
It was a very last second.
It was also very close to the thing. It could have been their shot as well.
Back this way.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god
I'm gonna smack I'm gonna smack
I don't hear you, I'm playing music, why don't you?
What did you say?
I got it.
Back up over.
Oh my god, I'm so impressed with this game.
Alright, let's go ahead.
You guys like that one?
Hell yeah, he is. Bro, he just keeps banging my car.
Good shot. Beautiful.
Wow, I thought you got it.
Oh man, I'm so lucky.
Maybe I'll go soft last, maybe I'll do a small touch in.
Now I'm gonna do something.
That's me?
Yep.
Oh no, bro.
Look, look, look, look, look.
See me go middle.
Yeah, I think I smacked before. No.
That's good. Yeah, but you delayed them at this point.
You did, you're done.
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Oh my fucking god, I'm scaredy.
Especially if I see all that.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Call this little one G
Anyway, I'm gonna go to a good launch at you pop this one in like this this
Yeah
I'm gonna see it again
How you good?
How you good?
You be cause I see it
It's me breathing in
You heard what you make
If you put your sighted and proud of the bitch
You ain't never gonna say that
Yeah, move like the market
This is how the stage is about it
We oughta see that shit
You know what we're all gonna say
That about it
We got a saying that about it
We got a saying that about it
Oh
Holy I love this song so give it to you. Bye much. Um
I'll send you a close-up after good bye