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Now do the Austin and together
Why don't you tell me how
Jesse you
And the IRL. Jesse said yo, but you need to fire buddy because the IRL
Bod was somehow worse than the IRL stream explain it
Explain how you can turn a decent IRL into a shit video.
Nobody, nobody can do that.
It's a skill.
Nice to see you nice and early.
That's a skill.
That's not what never picking a fuss you can't tell me that will make it need I have this distance
All just removed it
Yo yo me and jessie to the time to do an IRL intro just for fun and you guys cut it out
Explain this to me how we take,
go me and Jesse take five minutes out of our day
to make an intro.
So it's fun to watch if it was gonna be a VOD
and the one place to put the VOD in,
you guys cut the intro out.
I am begging you, please explain to me.
In a few words, explain.
Kick is not fixed.
I think it's completely fucked us. I bought us with that.
I didn't, I really like, like, like, I didn't even edit it like, like, like, Greek's edited it.
Alright.
Brother.
How, how is Greek's fucking burger review video better edited than, uh, I can't. I'm gonna tweak the fuck out.
Um, yeah, I know it's going to be, then find me that.
Find me that.
To get this shit, we need to get this shit.
I swear to God, I'm not even grumpy.
I'm not eating this, I'm not eating it, I'm not eating it, I'm not eating it.
I'm just eating it, like every a day.
And we can have a good day.
Shall we?
I think the mom do the GSP stream with Aiden.
I would like to go to the stream and have my own guide to do the IRL part.
That's impossible.
And I'd like as a, I also show on the ingest, and in the second, I'm a big fan of the, I'm
a big admirator of the, of our local legend and I'd like to do the show with him.
I didn't invite you to the demo today and these would be like and that's bullshit and that's the go
I think it's a brief picture lucky
Are you nervous to meet to GSP? I'm not nervous
Bro can I be honest with you? This is a weird saying and none of the people are gonna be like this
But I'm never nervous meaning anybody that speaks French-Canadian like it's just it's just
This very scuffed it's very almost like a relatable if you're talking to your dad or your mom's
Or you're like your or your brother like to anybody that's just how it feels like like it's hard to be
The next sense I
Don't explain that chat had it. Yes. It's a
7 songs
And the grow stick all plus if it sounds I get it. It's all good
Anyway, I'm gonna start up
We can click some of Julien's chat and see if anything funny.
Check on the list of things to do, check.
New PC, new PC, fixed editor, fixed kick, and charity match getting ready for.
And new hair, new life.
new and uninstalled deadlock. Schedule, as I already did that today, Pog, and new outlook
on life. Chat. New, revitalized vision for world success and peace.
bring back the goat clips editor. We went from 25 clips a day. I have to find out about
cool moments in the street.
This is a checkbox.
Chat. Chat thoughts?
Chat chat, chat chat.
This is a hard, chat, this is a hard beginning, it's all on.
I can make a beat like that.
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I've been watching you for like seven years and you still can't speak fucking English.
It's not fake, but I think it looks flat to me
Yes, my problem is that they over edit those pictures and it makes the people
Get mad and and it gives the fucking flat earthers a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of proof
Yo, this is so because it's edited. It is this is absolutely fucking
He's set a code machine. There is no way you think is this the moon
that in one picture you're gonna get the nice green northern lights southern lights the fucking
the the grain with the fucking shit of the bed yo it's color graded out the wazoo it's color
graded a bazillion times if because it's it's not you didn't think you'd go into a shit and you
fucking launch out the mother sucker and you look out you're gonna see this you're bugging
You're bugging out everybody bring in. Oh god, you are bugging it
But I can't I'm I I I just why J1 to go offline. I roll
There is no way you guys are arguing me with them on this
Okay, okay
Okay
Yes, grok will be able to do debunk it right
Okay
Was this picture?
Altered by any program or given any color
grading at all or was or is this picture?
picture. Completely unadulterated. Shouldn't there be motion blur since the Earth is rotating
fast? Oh, wow. Fuck off me. The image you shade is not completely in those ratings,
as undergone processing and color grading it. Now most certainly is a composite of a
head and it's still a raw snapshot enough.
Why don't you play Devour any more?
I miss that game.
Chat.
Chat.
All right, um, oh my God, nobody said it was AI.
You fuck.
What?
Yo, you peacock.
The next time you fuck, you fucking rainbow trout to say, I look forward to your scams
and I never say it was AI.
Are you stupid?
Yeah.
But I never said it was AI.
Who said AI?
Who said AI?
Do you understand how far away you have to reach it?
I saw you play it versus Jesse, did he play more than that?
I don't get it. Let's see uh...
Chet, Chet, is he coming today?
No, it's probably not.
Go for the week? No.
I
Hold dancing usually not too bad Dan Clancy came in to watch pole dancing once and he didn't seem to mind
All right, whatever you're ready
Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving you a secret. Yeah, that you tell nobody about this again tell nobody about this, okay?
Rob's girls when he does this girl content is 80% dudes
Okay, so when you have when you're in VR and you think you have this this big titty goth gf with
with
Her thing in your face. The reality is is that it's a dude rubbing his balls in your face. I said it and
You decide whether that's a bonus or not. Hey, hey, hey, I'm not even judging
I don't wish it but it's for you to say but I'm just giving you the raw data
data and then you make the analysis. In this image of Earth Day in my artist too, we can
see the electric light of human activity in the lower rights. Sunlight a little bit,
there's a little bit of it. Chat? Okay, so which one is AI again? The one that looks
nice and I look like shit, Jack is like, let me know.
Oh, it's exposure. I know that. I know that works. I'm not stupid.
Um,
I mean, dude, really?
Whoa.
Huh?
Thank you.
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I'm a dollar's split.
I'm going to design an average on my computer.
You got me.
Uh
Wait, maybe lift up your arms so we know when you're out gone. Oh, yeah
Let me know I think he's gone
Yeah, I mean, he's good.
You're good.
He's good, he's good.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Okay.
The sign.
The sign.
The sign.
Here.
Here.
What, I mean, I think that now he's sullying.
I mean, I'm here.
He's good, he's good.
He's good.
Starting, you're good.
You're good.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Take it, take it.
Take it, take it.
He's good.
Oh, never do that.
Oh
Seizure Maxx
Check check when I was in high school check not mean but so then we were doing some dumb shit
Okay, well they would pass out and I've never seen anybody do a fucking tweak out like that. I mean chat that's gotta be
Chats me more than a hundred people fucking pass out like that. I've never seen anybody do anything like that
That's Brian Big Bass, engineer at Eminem Slim Shady, it's like the local savant,
April. I've had a cup full of April already. What do you get in April anyway? Easter eggs on Easter.
Nobody cares about them. We've grown out of it. I'm an adult. So Easter's no use to me. You get the April showers.
Well, we've had enough rain to last us a lifetime. We don't need any more showers and rain, do we?
So you can get rid of that. And my ex-miss was called April. She was psychotic and tried to finish me off.
all bad memories so we need to get rid of April as soon as possible I've had
enough of April already can I fair it just don't um bro come for April 4th
prank buddy pickerman holy reference wait he knows what I pick him in
Bro, she does my pigment.
Holy shit.
You remember me, bro?
Yeah, I found him. There, there, I found him.
Oh, they be calling me Phantom at school.
They call me Plagboy Max, too.
Y'all think I look like Vax?
Do it in person, man.
You remember me, bro?
Yeah, I found him. There, there, I found him.
The one person measure
Yeah, found
What would she say?
What do you mean?
Like, one is ugly and ten is beautiful.
What's the derivative?
No, he's beautiful.
Eva, I'll see you in the couch.
I'll be right back on your videos.
Thank you so much.
Enjoy the show, all right?
Thank you.
Bye bye.
My bad, only you touch her.
How do you feel?
I'm not telling you.
For us, we're in an interview.
Um
She doesn't know his height, uh, he's pretty tall, no?
Because I don't even realize he's, he's not as tall as me, of course. I'm like a colossus, but
Two ducks
Holding they home
Canged room and watching over the queen
99 mile an hour sinker here. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's a 99 mile an hour sinker here. Um chat. Yeah, this is gonna be AI. Let's
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Check there's gonna be I know
Jack does he wear a conch at all or not
This is a 99 they do they do Jesus
This is a 90 what makes it hurts, but like
Like, dude, I would take that, like, bro.
Bro, the pain multiplier for the balls,
like fucking the ball, like a thousand million.
Like, are you kidding me?
Dude, have you ever sat in a ball's accident?
Like, bro, come on.
Have you ever done that before?
Where you're gonna sit down and you sit on them?
Or, hold on, you're gonna put your feet up like this
and you kick them?
Dude, I cannot.
They had one instruction, wait until all the bags of candy had dropped before running onto the field.
But they all ran before the first bag could even be emptied.
And for safety reasons, the helicopter had to rush away from the rushing crowd.
They will count you down, and then they can run out.
There we go.
So the helicopter circled back around to try again.
And you guessed it, everybody ran out on the field again before the first bag could even be emptied.
So the helicopters circled around again.
You can't make this up.
The crowd ran out onto the field again.
The organizer got incredibly upset and was about to cancel the show, but she had the
helicopter circle around again.
The pilot was visually upset.
When the first bag was poured, incredibly, nobody ran out.
On the second bag, the crowd was actually still appearing to be patient.
The third bag came down, and the fourth.
And then an empty bag.
Now, give me just a second, let's just let them get out of here.
Okay, finally.
Two, three, two, one, go!
Go!
chat now this show but instead drop some apples and some vegetables you know
just a nice fresh carrots from the garden some potatoes some cucumbers
onions you know I'm running on the field I get a little shit buddy this is shut
up bro the no no hello bro you're broke you look hella fresh today
What the fuck are those? Jolly Rancher?
Oh my god, I can't. Who, who's Jolly Ranchers?
It's so bitter, it's so bitter.
Thank you.
They had one instrument.
By the way, excuse me, I just wanted to-
Fifty months, can I get get a welcome for finishing my university degree this month excuse me?
Watch this.
You're gonna watch a master at work.
This is like a beat to die to. Like fuck me, fuck this shit. I- I- I- Fuck, I'm done!
I can't do this!
Oh!
And they do something it's for Christmas!
I-
Jack!
I always fuck everybody!
Come on!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I
Oh, they compare rock stars, really advanced mechanics, and adaptive gameplay to the other
shit.
Yeah, the real thing is that a lot of it comes down to engine limitations and engine jank.
If the engine, like, if you're running some fucking bullshit, like, UE5 sloppy-tuppy jank
I mean, yeah, it's gonna fucking bug out like it was.
Jack, here's a, like, Jank Sloppin' me. It's a cool word.
Why body on the skinny
Fuck you chat excuse you
I guess
My girlfriend left me and told me she'll come back to me if I get welcomed to the jungle
Please get me my girlfriend back. No excuse you see I'm not gonna
Because one she left me for a reason and two it's a crush
It's a crush. Get a new girl. There's the rule. There are literally
Multiple billions hold on
Multiple billions of women and you're gonna try to convince me that you found the one that you found your soulmate in your at your local
Taco Bell
That's cap. That's cap. That's cap. I'm not I'm not hearing that. I'm not buying that. I don't give a shit about that
I don't I don't give it
That would be a mathematical anomaly now buy the dollar ticket if you win it then sure if not then fuck off
I agree. Not.
I appreciate you. I got some for you, too. You can, oh.
Whenever you think there's only one of them, you need to remember there's also only one of you.
The prize you've seen others is the prize that you are. Get what you deserve. If the other prize
is going away, more might be and might want your price.
the other dead-selling
Together when we go in the single-stream street need to see my duty ARP boys together
Well, I'll go to the office sometimes soon fish
Someone give your kitchen where I'm really quick enough
Oh, my God.
What?
What?
What if it's in reverse now?
Chad, what if it's in reverse?
Well, you had the fish.
You know what I mean?
I think watching gay porn,
if you're straight, doesn't make you want to do gay shit.
Say that again?
If you watch a gay porn, you're straight.
Don't make you want to do gay stuff.
This thing is a homosexual.
That said, I'm gay. Yes, I've never watched gay porn.
Rewind that and say what you just said one more time.
I watch that if you are scared of gay porn
It's because you're scared you're gonna like it which means you're scared of who you are. Okay. It's all good
I mean, I'm not stupid. I'm not stupid
I'm not afraid of it. I'm not afraid of it. I don't like it. I'm not afraid of it
What's a crowbar do?
Can be used to break open vents.
Ooh, take crowbars, Keshav.
There's a vent, there's a vent.
Really?
There's a vent right here.
Ooh.
Yo, guys, come here, come here, we found it.
Who liked it? Who liked it? Who liked it? Who liked it?
Mads, bad head.
Joe, was this an announcement five years ago?
Your hour has come.
Ah! What have we to do with you, Jesus of Nazareth?
Have you come to destroy us?
I tell you, get up, take your man and go home.
Check.
Technically check. Everybody got one guide, no?
Lord, if it's you, be the reply.
Tell me to come to you on the water.
Come.
I believe in the omniteness son of God, who wants to save Ian and the whole world.
Kingdoms, I think, but they'll have offline TV, does it usually?
Yeah.
Yep.
Have you seen it?
Have you ever thought along with that?
Oh, yeah.
The first one was huge, it was like XQC and then they had the famous Russ guys like Wellin,
whatever, XQC begging for his AK back.
Yo, yo, chat, there's no way he watched the blue AK art, chat, chat.
The tempered AK, no, it was the tempered AK art.
That's crazy.
It was so good.
Someone's gotta find that clip.
I'm just like, oh Felix, it's not how rust works, buddy.
You go begging for your gun back.
It was so good.
I wasn't begging.
I was offering them an easy way out of war.
Because either you have war,
or you just give us an AK back.
How are you gonna understand?
I'm begging for it back.
Guys, if anything, they are begging, nothing to be overrun by the Warlord, you know what I mean?
Begging Barry.
Alright, thank you.
Alright.
Check him out, check him out if he knows all that.
WTF is this?
Hurry up and finish your Lcraft with the bonus.
Or are you admitting your two bad to finish the final bosses?
Also, be here 74 years after the last boss.
You kind of know that.
Jeff, Jeff, how does Jeff know?
Well, Lin and all the rust guys.
Like, Jeff, you know how tough it really has to be to know all the top rust guys?
Like, he's this with like degenerates.
Like, like actual degen shit.
Bush camper like
Big Jeff I've happened just before I think I'm a few pictures with Jeff before I suppose a bunch of them
Let's go to my name me me and Jeff. No, I have
Many more talk and also yes, it was any the voice actor for for right heart in a watch and
And before we played on stage, it was me and the voice in team Canada with the voice actor for Reinhardt, right?
And that was Reinhardt main, so it was cool. And we're under the stage where all the players were playing, we're under the crowd, right?
And like this backstage shit, and you can hear the crowd like roaring, and we're just talking about Reinhardt or whatever.
And then there was a right-heart cinematic and it was like cinema like you could have stripped this like actual cinema
I mean
It was cool because I was the right-heart guy
Chat was that wrong did they play the right the rare cinematic at BlizzCon on stage for World Cup? Yes, it's true, right?
Yeah
Come on, man.
Oh, it's..
Oh shit, Jack's in five years already.
True.
Jack, I got you.
Jack, I'm not, it's not that bad, right?
Jack, I'm not... It's nothing bad, right?
Nothing bad?
How long you say you've been clean?
Actually, I didn't because it's none of your goddamn business.
So if I were to take a hair from your desk and run it for drugs,
it would come back positive, right?
Because why would someone pretend to be an addict if he's not?
Unless he's got something a hell of a lot worse to hide.
Surprise, motherfucker!
How long do you say you've been clean?
Chad, you know what?
They should have gotten them way before.
Guys, this.
They were shit detectives.
They should have arrested them on season one or two.
this is the type of burger I beat your ass in the county for I promise you you do not
know what they feed us in the county so you wouldn't know the care but I will beat your
ass off the existence of the face of this earth for this sound straight here this baking
on this sounds it's the entire place this this type of burger I beat your ass in the
county for I promise you you have to tell me so you wouldn't know the care but I will
Beach, oh
Yeah, that's great.
Yeah, look at the cars, this.
What are you doing?
We're only going to pop your tires.
Why, why do sports cars come with such shit seats?
Now these seats do nothing for racing or for sport.
They do nothing.
They're just less comfy to be in there.
They're not real racing seats.
They're useless.
But I didn't have a bucket seat, full bucket in common,
or bucket seat with a fucking, with a harness.
Oh, this is shit.
What does this do for you for sport?
It doesn't do shit.
So see oh, I guess I got a gaming. I got a I get a dex ratio. I'm out of
Okay, I'm gonna take off but like buddy isn't doing shit for me like I don't know
That's a go.
I actually walked fat when I was younger.
Holy.
I was like, I can't believe I did this to my dad.
Yeah, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I swear, I swear.
I mean my friends would put our money together and we'd get a pay-per-view.
Also what was it?
It's a hold you up when you cornering.
Yeah, it holds you, but it doesn't hold you well at all though.
The bucket seats do, but these seats are shit.
But you slide right off like it's useless.
If anything, it makes you, it makes you, it makes you, it makes you, it makes you, it
He's- oh oh oh oh!
Tyson or is he CLL?
I'm just gonna give you a receipt for that.
What the-
Ah shit!
I'm gonna see you!
I'm gonna see you!
I'm gonna see you!
Go on.
Alright.
Is it?
What the fucking kind of fish is this?
This is a stonefish, called Pasquale ugly and lettally venomous, yet often hides among the seafloor and really seen perfect disguise.
What the fucking kind of fish is this?
This is the octopus, it can change color for perfect camouflage and production of a second, using thousands of pigment cells beneath its skin.
What the fucking kind of fish is this?
This is a three-legged fish. It's body can stand like a trapper.
Maybe a unique fish.
I always forget how they change color.
Isn't it by putting above the ones that are of similar color and whatnot?
A thousand meters deep in the sea.
What the fucking kind of fish is this?
This is a barrel eye.
What the fucking kind of fish is this?
This is a trick of fish.
What the fucking kind of fish is this?
Pigments this is a silver puffet
What the fucking kind of fish is this is a ranchic gold fish?
What the fucking kind of fishes this this is a fish?
What the fucking kind of fishes this is a transparent fish?
So I
Just went heavy. What the fucking kind of fishes this oh that that is a
This is a Napoleon Raphs.
What the fucking kind of fish is this?
I have no idea.
Ew!
Buddy, buddy, buddy, put it, put it in lava!
love it. Yeah the public Australia is that I feel like all Venezuelans died
because they were all in the other continents because of the emigrate or
whatever but some stayed in Australia and there's just downsides but some of
this shit is not human it's prehistorical you know what I mean like
I'm telling you, it's from millions of years back.
Billions.
Like, what is this shit?
I don't know what that is.
What are they trained to do now?
And what does this kind of search and rescue mission
entail?
They're trained to buy time for the rescue forces.
So they learn how to escape.
They learn how to evade.
They learn how to fight.
They've got very special technical equipment
that each of them carries that will allow
these combat rescue, search and rescue forces
to identify them very quickly, to find them.
They have encrypted communication
so that no enemy could be listening in.
So they're well trained, well equipped,
and now it's a matter of the combat search
and rescue forces and combat.
on that chat. If, if Apple always says there she is, it's, it's encrypted.
It's only from us to you. Nobody's listening. It's all secure ever. Okay.
Well, these guys went and air tag that because obviously only them would know.
And it'll be a nobody could be listening.
Search and rescue forces. It's still so-called Csar or run by the U S Air
force. Some of the videos that we're seeing out of Iran show a C one 30 and
two black Hawks. Uh,
and this is a standard Csar package out of the U S Air force.
their design to operate at low altitude to go in and look for any downed air crew to
locate them and to rescue them.
So the C-133 is used, what's called infrared.
So they use detector underground, they have a lot of stuff we have to know.
The kinds of anti-aircraft capabilities, the kinds of surface air missile systems that
we do know.
They're interesting.
They're the ones that radiate the left or magnetic.
All right, what else is that?
What is this?
I know there's, there's gotta be some shit that I can't read, sorry.
Um, I feel like a lot of you are saying that.
Cause we did.
Now come here.
Stop running.
Come here.
I look around right now, I'm glad my father's dead.
Oh my god.
Man!
Let me tell you why.
What the hell?
I know that sounds shocking.
The fact that he doesn't have to see what the fuck is going on right now actually makes
me feel better.
I mean, I guess, uh, portraits of Pam Bondi reportedly taught him a trash bit after being
fired by Trump.
Interesting.
I mean, this was incompetent.
I mean, no shit.
Um, chat.
Chat.
I think this was going to get fired, and we're going to just kind of, um, they were
just going to send somebody down.
You know what I mean?
All right.
I'm not here with you.
It's an hour thirty.
Yes, I would watch it probably, but it's not later.
Maybe some other day.
Maybe I'll email them.
I like Doug and Tanny's videos.
That's just too long.
It would have to be really worth it.
It would have to go so hard.
An hour thirty, it has to be meticulous.
I watched the motel.
Um, um, um, um, um, um.
It's what is a twin.
When you say twin, I'm not a thing.
One album, one good show, everybody fucks with them, everybody loves you, everybody, whatever.
Not like they were just gonna say, oh, I would never even listen to one song, like everybody's
doing their old tweets or whatever, I didn't do any of that shit, what you talking about?
I was doing that, what was I doing in that? Show me one video!
Yo, I never switched up.
Oh no!
That's not too bad!
I mean...
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh
Yo, not bad yeah, that's nice no
We call one black man being chased by 300 white man what the PGA
I'm coming to the sea, but you're mad, cause you're bad, bad, bad
But I think I'm a second, I can kill you when you're worried that you're ready to rest
And you're bad, bad, bad
No gland, no Atari, I won't deal with you for nothing
I can eat you like her bestie, cause you're bad, bad, bad
I just put the doors on the key and I'm ready to go
So the girl, what do you call her?
Chet!
Chet!
That was pretty hard, though.
Chet!
Chet, was that not hard?
Black man, in Chase by its 300, white man.
What?
The PGA too.
I'm coming to the sea, but you're coming to the sea, but you're mad, cause you're bad, bad, bad
That was hard, no that was added, nooo no, you guys it's still the same guy even after
UI, kind of.
Jack, guys, guys, I didn't do anything consistent, Jack.
Wait, true.
Yo, true.
Jack, everybody loves a settlement when it does the crunch.
Jack, in this thing, it goes.
Oh, that's nice.
Can y'all hear it is, bro?
Can y'all hear it is, bro?
I don't have to, I don't have to, I don't have to, I don't have to.
Okay.
How you like your eggs, Jake?
When they don't tell me how I like my eggs, they're so rich.
Slow down, my piece.
How you like your eggs, Jake?
Alright.
Umm...
I just like sp-
What? What? What? What?
Oh my god, it's so ugly!
It's so ugly!
It's so ugly!
It's so ugly!
Chad, here's a take that you're not gonna like it, but once you get older enough, you're gonna say true, and you're gonna thank me for my take.
There are no good pair coordinates, you know, I don't care what quality what fade what color
No, don't be gives a shit. It's a piece of metal. You fell in some scrap yard in some fucking DayZ mother some shit
It's some loser shit. Fuck you
It's like a prison shank
It's got rust on it battle-scarred
Jammu is that worth it?
Here's another take that you're not gonna like it
CS broke builds go way harder in
in in
Which was missing knows by a time that a man it's a good man
So good think about it
Is that true
View from 1 is 2 from 450,000, 450 kilometers altitude and view, you can even span view.
that light that 500 kilometers out of here again.
Yeah, I think this is chilling. Is that true, Jack? I think somebody did in here seems to
being correct. Both the same? Come on, bruh. Let's get it.
I can't! No! No! I can't do that!
Um, that's it for that. Anything else? Let's get a cool bit of jet or what?
Because that was... Wait, what the...
This is the ball of time at Woods.
Lanny, what about this?
This is extremely difficult. This one of the toughest pitches on the entire place here.
He's got to put this well that you can see him looking up the slope.
Yo, Chad, look at those people.
people bro it cannot be this exciting it can be brother look at these people
he's almost got a pretty depth of where you saw a favorite emerman's ball come
from to get it close well I'm reminded of Davis love here for about years ago
you pitched him yeah he's a little bit further up I think the same basic kind
of shot he's gonna have to to get it close he's gonna have to put it up into
Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna tell you Jack this is actual aura though. Hey
Jack I wasn't familiar with the game of golf before I was a hater. I
Apologize that I wasn't familiar with the game. That's straight aura
And of course, it's made a lot tougher by having that second cut right behind the ball
It almost forces him. I
Think to put it back and have to hit a low shot. He cannot put it up in the air
here with the second cut that close behind the ball.
You can see him putting it back in his stance right here and picking the foot up like he's
going to hit right down on it.
Let me watch his line a little bit.
And he's picked out a landing spot.
Mr. Count, Masters is next week's feedable.
Should watch, watch IT.
Can't go hard.
These are my few watches.
No matter how much I'm in that fucking game.
I'll be on the green with my putter being ready to get a fucking hole in one.
That's what I do! That's what I do!
There's a good chance he doesn't get this as bad as the Marco's ball.
Why, boy, cry, boy, cry, boy, cry, boy, cry!
There it comes!
Oh my goodness.
Yo, chat.
This sort of ad that money can't buy you.
Chat.
Just do it.
Bang.
Like, what?
In your life, have you seen anything like that?
Do I watch a video and say, do I tweaker?
If it's a tweaker, yuddy.
If it's a...
If it's a...
A shot like this.
And it's in the room of yuddy.
That's what I say.
Someone's on Patreon.
I'm gonna try and hit romance.
Where?
Where?
Halloween what? Oh yeah, the game.
Um, I clicked your link.
Halloween and multiplayer.
Who audio is bad?
How are they twice full of that?
Ouch.
Um.
Multiplayer in Halloween is a 1v4 asymmetrical horror experience
that pits the residents of Haddonfield against the shape of pure evil, Michael Myers.
In this quintessential slasher simulator, our playable cast of civilian characters desperately
attempt to save their neighbors and themselves from the-
Wait, that's- Whoa, hey, yo!
Umm...
...a present bogeyman, while Michael fixates on stalking and slaying his tartans.
Halloween provides familiar elements, fans of the genre know and love, but we're incredibly
excited to pull back the curtain and unveil more details that demonstrate our commitment
to delivering our most robust, dynamic, and terrifying multiplayer offering yet.
Cap, this is like a Friday copy, but Friday was a great game, so what do I care?
Michael Myers is a creeping, methodical killer, and on Halloween night, Haddonfield becomes
his hunting ground.
The Boogeyman's primary desire is to eliminate every living resident in this quiet town,
but he also begins each match with a list of special targets that supply greater rewards
if killed before time expires.
unfortunate residents are positioned across various
and Michael players are empowered to use their
suite of abilities to locate
terrorize and ultimately execute their victims and anyone bold enough to
interfere with their bloodthirsty
U.E.5 shit. Killer Sense allows players to step behind the mask
and stop the residents of Haddonfield. It looks like U.E.5 water.
Michael becomes aggressively aware of his surroundings and the proximity of potential prey.
By focusing on targets with murderous intent, Michael builds varying levels of stock,
which aid him in identifying and tracking targets, and open increasingly satisfying options for executions.
An effective killer always keeps their victims unaware of their presence until those final fatal moments.
While historically Michael Myers isn't known for his speed, fundamental abilities like shape jump
amplify the shape's mobility with hauntingly unpredictable results.
I personally don't, and I'm not a big fan of the aesthetics of it, but it also, um,
Um, say what you want, right?
But this scenery doesn't scare you.
It just doesn't.
Well, because if you play Friday, uh, or you watch us play, uh, back in the days,
like that game is kind of scary because, bro, when it's dark, it's dark, dark.
Right?
You need a flashlight and you don't want to do it.
I was like, cause he doesn't see you, but still like this is, this feels welcoming.
It's just like a halloween halloween night where you're going to go get some
It provides access to other powerful traversal options including shape-match, which sends Michael lunging forward with violent momentum
Shape-jump is confidently one of the most powerful tools at Michael's disposal
That was pretty dark though
There's only limited possibilities for iconic jump-scare moments
However, that potency comes with a few major caveats
But why is she cooking though?
Oh, there's a duke at this time?
Welcome without resistance as the body count climbs and evidence of the boogeyman's presence
Because undeniable local authorities and in exchange most we played moments
We've said it once and we'll say it again you can't kill the boogeyman
Well Michael swiftly endeavors to turn Haddonfield into well as killings may decide to gather weapons and face off against evil itself
Thankfully, Michael knows his way around sharp objects, and will have multiple options for melee combat encounters.
And, if especially persistent, hadn't-filled eggs, do manage to get the upper hand in an exchange.
Don't want people to replay it because boobah, chat, they're on YouTube, and I know the signs of it.
People that replay stuff is to pause because they see breasts.
The bigger the breasts, the bigger the spike of most replay will be.
It's that simple.
And even return as a show.
Because most people that watch videos are winners and they're simple people.
They see booba, they pause.
Sheriff's deputy or the unrelenting Dr. Loomis.
Once they've re-emerged upon the streets of Haddonfield,
they can cooperate with the remaining civilians and responding officers
to try and put a stop to Michael's murderous rampage.
Well, he can't be killed with enough community resistance, the proper equipment, and my...
Also, there better be some skin in that gamer.
He'll admit it myself, I am an expert goonah.
Yeah.
M.D.C. look, hold on.
Right up the gate.
Have you father?
No dad.
Thank you.
Oh by the way, why you open that?
Look one of one of the girls signed it my girl second of April then it's well up
Yeah, look who know you got to bring you back
Look SpongeBob
What
Gentlemen said it Jack guys not long ago. I mean I guess I'm not being weird. I'm asking guys
they were they were pauling they were auctioning all of his belongings a few
months back I remember which we were looking at the auction all of his
placard for like for nothing like and then and then this and all the
What's up with that?
Why can't I see his down drop?
Can you?
Yeah.
Hey what kind of cookie is that?
I think it's...
Pink cookie.
Sugar cookie?
strawberry and I got some good breading on here I just got it from Shields
um
you want
I think it's going to actually taste like this
yeah I don't even get it
oh wait that looks really bad
oh shit
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't you miss her?
Whoa.
Such a journeyways much love, excuse me.
Whoa.
Yo, I just want you to split, but wow, what a hardworking guy.
And then you want the one to upload this.
You just watch the clip.
One, chat, run out of watches this.
Guys, watch out.
So did you watch the stream?
Hold on, hold on.
Do this, chat.
You've been, chat, you've been caught.
You've been caught live on air.
You need to atone to what you've done.
You've watched the broadcast.
But we know how dare you.
You know how to watch.
You have to yell and jump.
Every time I have it.
Shall I start it?
Oh
Turn the flash it's fucking moron
Double
What is that chat? Yes, you don't want that?
I
Look at that look how angry they all got
Jett.
Jett!
Jett, Jett, Jett!
Leave the cause clip where one guy does something and everybody jumps in!
You're gonna blast your fuckin' moron!
Jett, have you got it?
So when you're doing an old change, you're taking off your filter right here.
And then, you call it a smack.
So when you're doing it,
we call a snack.
I'm Dr. Gryff.
Um...
Sure, that was gonna link you up, really?
Guys, normally, sure, we have good linkers.
That is...
Yeah, you all...
Fuck you!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
But leave the other one though, chat. Leave the other one though. It's a guy with a hat
whatever. It's like some random Tik Toker guy whatever. And then he rage-bases the whole
lobby. Chat.
is it 59 months okay now the job is past today everybody's doing this right now
let's get everybody's doing the crickets now I mean
yeah so we like it please and it should be funny
guys it's gonna be funny
Okay, the vibes are completely off now, it's alright, it's over.
Um, does nobody have it?
Oh, yeah, I think he's just got it.
Alright, that was my last thing I didn't do, but anyway.
Nick, uh, you ain't funny!
Only lame niggas can say that shit.
Niggah, you ain't funny!
This isn't it, okay, guys?
Like, you know?
Because now, I can't move on.
It's in my head.
Tell me, please.
Um, I guess, I think the designs are pretty lazy, you know?
It seems to be, maybe I don't know anything about soccer, but this doesn't feel like very
soccer is she feels gonna just whatever that is in Legos which is like my
biggest one with the newest you feel me
Oh
About one boy
Yeah, funny no anybody
Jack that's good. That's good one
Yeah, I did I know ladies funny
Cookies again.
Was left out of Billy the assemble clearance issues.
Lauren Hill, um, should I give a shit, what the fuck is that?
Should I give a shit?
Jeff, if samples never clear and it makes literally all the songs that people want not able to be listened and released, then why don't we just stop with the fucking sample shit?
Like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, man, that's a classic, uh, morse on shit.
I don't know what it is, do I?
Am I?
Five teenagers are dropped off just outside the port of Antwerp.
The port is as big as an entire city.
And it never sleeps.
Throughout the night there are trucks rolling in and containers being shifted around but the boys are here for a very different kind of job
Yeah, maybe maybe it's interesting to me
I never understood this meme by the way.
I was like it was funny but I never got it.
I don't really understand it, what does it mean?
I mean, yeah.
Jack, Jack, real story, real story, Jack.
Yeah, I had a magic contraption from the wall to the bed because I,
because nobody gives a, yeah, well, no, with Apple, they don't give any,
any blocks or wire anymore.
They only give you the phone, right?
And it, it actually had a little fire.
Like it burned.
You know what I mean?
Like, well, I swear.
It actually burned
It was like that, and the cover was half on, was half on, and it started burning the plastic.
I swear, it was like that when I got it, it was like a, I could have burned the house
down I could have burned the house down brother nobody's gonna go to Apple
stores to fucking get a fucking wire it should come with the device how are
they allowed to sell a device without what the device needs oh guys I'm gonna
open a fucking credit ship and sell cars that don't have steering wheels
none of them do no rubber on the tires no windshield wipers and say I would be
Shit your problem. You're the car habit then so you two jugglin had it and maintain it. How about you just give me one
Bitch ass. I what does my book get a body?
Wait true
I never quit
XQCLLXQCLLXQCLLXQCLLXQCLLXQCLL
Jeff, I feel like, what about a big ass fucking boulder?
Dude.
Massive Hill, big ass boulder.
BAM!
One tap at the bottom, BAM! On the rock.
You know what I mean?
It explodes.
I mean, I'm ghosting nobody under a Jetsch Christ.
I
Don't get it oh
Oh, if you don't get it, oh, do I have news for you? Dude, if you don't if you don't get this meme
It means that this guy fucked you over because this is something to this day because
What?
It's not a joke
Okay, chat everybody does do this type of mouse in your windows
You got a mouse and look at this enhanced planter position
And if it's on, if it's on, you're cooked.
It means that one, your aim is cooked and you're going to cook it even more.
And when you think it's uncooked and you fix it, shut up.
I'm gonna
Taser
Taser, Taser
AHHHHHHHHH
Prove it, okay, watch this
This is on
Look at that, it's crazy
Look at the mouse, ready?
Now I'm gonna swing one swing of the wrist
Now
Now
Now
Take it off
Now watch this
Look at this.
See that?
Guys, look, look.
Oh my God, I actually can't believe this.
Watch this.
Ready?
Look at the mouse.
Then, this on watches, you need some help, see that, oh my God it does acceleration man,
She's Christ, alright whatever I'm done, I'm over it.
It's not, it's not acceleration.
If it's, it slows down your shit a little bit normally,
your normal speed is slowed down,
and the more you go in a direction, the faster it goes,
and it's just bullshit.
But a lot of games like Overwatch, well maybe we'll use what inputs.
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
I'm not even gonna do this today.
That's over.
You guys, you guys forget I was a pro gamer, like I know a lot about computer.
I'll, and you just time me how long it takes, okay?
When I say go.
Good advice, what it's playing is like a restart.
Okay, ready, go.
Alright, I've started timing, just focus on your run, and I'll be here when you get back.
Okay, I'm back.
Ro, you're talking to XQC's chat.
XQC's chat don't know what mouse acceleration is.
Oh my god.
So clean your desk what the fuck are those crumbs and sting is it on or off?
I did that's donate five hundred dollars if you make a meal out of it
XQC
I've got your time right here. How do you feel about them? How long was it?
What you clocked in at around 10 minutes 10
That's I swear as faster than that
sometimes it feels faster in the moment no like I think I this trash is like
several willingness to express love you ex check out this knife I pull while
watching you rip cases the other day link
I can't really land at the correct angle, but I keep spinning and I keep getting off
angle and it's, it's, I can't land properly.
Anybody else?
Can't you hear the silence, can't you see the dark, can't you fix the broken, can't you
feel my heart?
Can't you hear the silence?
That was actually pretty hard.
Don't go to sleep tonight.
I'm coming for you.
Every single one of y'all, every single one of y'all in a stream right now.
Jack, I'll ask one more thing, one more thing for Jack.
Give me that, let's bang out.
Oh my god, oh my god, I actually can't believe, I, and I've watched it before.
And I've washed it... I've actually washed it before!
Okay? You're welcome.
If you sucked up all the water on Earth and put it into a giant vacuum container
before squishing it into one water droplet,
how big would the droplet be?
Well, water covers 70% of Earth's surface.
Ja- Ja- What if we pumped all the water outside the Earth?
A big pump from space to the Earth,
and we just got all the water out.
No, it looks like a lot. It's actually spread pretty thin so if you stood next to it
It would stretch upwards for hundreds of miles reaching all the way past the International Space Station
But from space it'll just look like a small blob on Earth's surface
Because sometimes what looks small from the outside is way bigger than you think kind of why you said base kitchen from the outside
Looks like just a spot on the corner
inside its frame
All right
Wait.
Hey, Bacchia, what if you go to bed at the end of a windstrakin'?
Is that even that good?
Because you could have stayed on and gotten more raiding though.
I don't want to meet nowhere.
No, we're in front of my house matter of fact you ain't even got a pope in front of my house
Come up in front of the motherfucking priest sit and let's bang out
Right down the block. You know is that you study my own neighborhood
We'll pull up in front of the Kmart and let's bang out and let's do it on camera
I throw my life away. You throw your life away right now
Right now. Let's do it for the camera right now
And if you win I bring I'll make sure I got like $70,000 in my pocket if you bother me you can take the money
Right now. I hate you. Let's die
What's this motherfucking thing the Saturn burger I asked for no pickle and they give me the fucking
McPickle Pounder what the fuck is this bullshit?
Fucking tomato nater when he made it look at this fucking thing dude what the fuck is
this shit?
Add your motherfuckers for a birdie motherfuckers game, you got them lilypans, god damn!
Stack tall the water, what the fuck are you on about?
There is no single way you got into a session.
You didn't graduate, did you?
Brother, if other countries don't look and you suck all the water out, nobody has water.
But you keep water and you sell it.
How much do you think people are buying that shit for?
Brother, people buy it for like a million dollars a bottle.
Pickle Pounder, what the fuck is this bullshit?
Fucking tomato.
So I took the same picture from every single iPhone from the 17 to the 1 and it was in
broad daylight.
Turns out anything can handle broad daylight.
So now, let's see about low light.
That's terrible.
Wait, oh, it's going backwards.
Actually, nice though, no?
And a broad daylight.
So now, let's see about low light.
That's nice.
Chad, I think 15 is nice, but I think that it's deceiving.
I think it's doing something, it's like fake good.
As in like it's doing things that it shouldn't be doing, I think.
Like that one.
It's like some fake lighting, like a lot of times it'll look like terrible, it'll be
some bullshit.
It doesn't look real.
This looks real.
Yes, the light over but it's real not like fake lighting. I would have like I can't get shit
You know didn't you know did just just good take a photo on your iPhone for now
If I plug in my earphones into my phone father in my ear can tiktok know what's going on in my brand place
What nation are you a citizen?
Singapore's are you a citizen of any other nation? No senator. Have you ever applied for Chinese citizenship?
Senator I surf my nation in Singapore. No, I did not. Have you ever been a member of the Chinese Communist Party? Senator, I'm Singaporean. No
Have you ever been associated or affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party? No, Senator. Again, I'm Singaporean. Look over here, please
I've never heard of a country called Singapore. Is it is it in Western Europe or mainland Europe?
Because I certainly have never heard of Singapore. Okay, that's fake.
chat that's chat that's fake that had that to be fake audio talk access the
home Wi-Fi network only if the user turns on the Wi-Fi I'm sorry I may not
understand so if I have a stick talk app on my phone and my phone is on my home
Wi-Fi network does tick tock access that network you will have to access the
network on airplane mode on a plane can tick tock talk to the plane please
Okay, okay, dude. Yeah, yeah, these are fake. Come on, bro. They're all that's fake
an aeroplane model of plane can tick tock to the plane please
Oh if I plug in my game tick tock tock
oh you know it so baby let's go you know that you got it girl don't you come on
let's go i said that flashing lights in my face camera lights up now
oh you know it so this is my center
worst argument oats cardy would never make it some this go to the show
Wait, true, all right, um, Chai, Chai, can you give me a quiz, just one quiz, just one
quiz, see if I'm short of it.
Oh!
Yeah!
Thanks!
You want a move?
I see the one.
Hey, who ready to see it, please?
You want a move?
You come over here.
No, fuck off.
I'm already here, so let me get a 10 on my computer.
Come over here. I'm already here. So let me get
Let me get a number
I'm already here so let me get a 10 oh shit that's kind of basic dog
in
True chat or when I explain the rules and people don't fucking listen and then they complain that
Chilling them by inventing new rules, whatever wait like
How can you move twice in one turn?
And then I give them the full explanation. They zone out like bitch ass
Even everything that's going on with Artemis 2. I thought I had to do a space exploration quiz
So here are 12 trivia questions related to space see how many you can get right?
What does the s in NASA stand for?
space space
What number Apollo mission took Neil Armstrong to the moon?
11 Apollo 11
11. What planet has the most confirmed moons in our solar system?
Earth. Saturn. Is a light year a unit of distance, time, or speed?
Other than... distance.
How many full Earth days does it take the moon to orbit the Earth?
1. 27. How many full minutes does it take light from the sun to reach the Earth?
One. Eight full minutes, eight minutes, twenty seconds to be more precise. Who was the first
human to travel into space? A dog? Yuriga Garin. What was the name of the first American
space station? The Isis. Skylown. In what year was the Hubble Space Telescope launched?
Since 1990, what was the name of the first space shuttle to fly into space?
What?
Columbia.
Are you retard?
What's the name of the closest star to Earth, after the Sun?
What was the name of the first dog sent into space?
Leica.
If and everything- Okay, well, okay, well, that one was none.
Well, they're under the count doesn't count
Yeah, we did some of these right for boomers a lot of boomer. Thank you that shit
General a general one. Yeah, give me one. Wait. It's what is worse tonight. They're doing rough tonight
But brilliant and everybody else. Who's can you get right on this general knowledge quiz?
Approximately what percentage of the world's population is left-handed?
Alright, 10 to 15 percent.
If you said anything between that range, take the point.
On the legs, there's a scorpion, how?
It has six-eight.
Well, if...
Wait, Jack, a scorpion hand is it a leg?
A scorpion hand, kill it as a leg?
Nope.
Nope.
I disagree. I disagree.
Guys, if it uses a six as walking that's leg, two as hand, also tail, that's bullshit.
NA usually mean...
Uh, non-evaluated.
Non-applicable or not available. Who played the role of the Grinch in the 2,000 film How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
Oh, that's such a carry.
Jim Carrey what country's flag is this that would be
South Africa South Africa, but what is a baby whale called a
Whaley a car. What's the capital of North Korea?
Okay
Pyongyang, what's the term for an organism that lives on in another host organism and gets its food from
Where's that? Where's that?
Aluminium!
Spain!
All bones terrible lizard. What is the term for the study of earthquakes?
Oh, this is a system of the cosmology which African country was formerly known as the Gold Coast
What number does the word brace refer to?
Eight. How many questions can you get?
I'm done man.
That was, that, that, Jack, why, why was that one so hard?
I don't get it, why did he make it so hard?
Jack, why did it, why did he make it so fucking hard?
Give me what I can do, man.
How good is your knowledge of key dates
and events from history?
Incredible. This is a history fundamentals quiz.
20 questions coming up, how many can you get right?
In what years did World War I begin and end?
1914, 1940.
1914 to 1980.
Yo, close.
Yo, close.
What?
No, I said 1914.
I said 1914.
In which year was the US Declaration of Independence signed?
I said 1914.
Oh, I said 1914, 1940.
Yeah, but I was, I was clipped on me.
In 1876. In what year was the
battle of Hastings?
What have you said?
In what year was the Berlin
Walton down?
1988.
Who were the first two men to
walk on the moon?
Neil Armstrong and
Buzz Aldrin.
In what year did they walk on
the moon?
Uh, 1994.
1969.
Wait, really?
Who was the US president during the American Civil War?
Uh, Abraham Lincoln.
Abraham Lincoln.
Which volcano destroyed Pompey in 79 AD?
Oh my god.
Mount Vesuvius.
Who gave the famous I Have a Dream speech?
MLK, Martin Luther King.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
What was the capital of the Byzantine or Byzantine Empire?
Mesopotamia!
Constantinople.
Oh yeah, my bad. Sorry, wrong word.
Yeah, you learned those at the same time. It's fine.
In what year did the Titanic sink?
It didn't.
1912, who was the first black president of South Africa?
Nelson Mandela, who was famously assassinated in 44 BC
on the Ides of March.
Uhh uh uh, it's just a series of old-
Yes, that's a series of two point five.
1939 to 1945.
What year was the famous Magna Carta sign?
1215.
In which century did the Black Death kill millions of people in Europe?
Ummm...
The 14th Century.
In what year did Christopher Columbus reach the Americas?
1492. Which battle in 1815 ended Napoleon Bonaparte's rule?
Battle of Waterloo. In what year did the French Revolution begin?
1789.
1789.
Who were-
Alright.
Jack, if this is gonna be- if this is not gonna be a test of art, this is an ultimate
-
They're not gonna shit.
That'll get-
Yo, Classic, one after Magna Carta.
Dude, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12, 13, not 31.
Classic, Classic.
Chet the Skitzo, remember?
Wait, you guys on the reverence?
I love you to perspective but I'm honestly ashamed and shocked that some of your history
knowledge is so weak. I think it's mandatory knowledge to at least know when the two world
wars started and ended, and when the US was founded, you live there FFS.
I'm not focused on the when the problems were, I'm focused on where the solutions are
going to be.
This is a 20 question general knowledge quiz, I'm done with it, I'm done with it, I'm done
Check your number check in in better call solve it the guy
States can't take care of daycare
That has to be up to a state
We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We have 50 states
We have all these other people were fighting war. We can't take care of your solution driven
I respect that please have another five dollars
Oh, good man. Have a good day. You gotta let a state take care of daycare and they should pay for it, too
They should pay they have to raise their taxes, but they should pay for it and we could lower our taxes a little bit to them
To make up, but we it's not possible for us to take care of daycare
Medicaid Medicare all these individual things they can do it on a state basis. You can't do it on a federal
We have to take care of one thing military protection
Because the United States can't take care of daycare
That has to be up to a state
We can't take money
If no one can take care of the children, then what?
Then what?
It's the basis of the civilization.
It's who is going to be.
Nobody is going to be around if the people that are small now don't grow up the mass.
Like what?
Two actors can be so unnerving, just scaring at someone.
Any advice on what to do when you reach the end of the day?
I finished school.
Have a good day.
No, don't.
I'm not a good student.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What is this called?
A whisk.
Whisk.
Whisk.
A whisk.
What is this called?
Spatula.
a spatula
What is this called? It's called a
Appealer fudge. I had it in French called
It's a
ladle and I'm French called great
Assessor what is this called a
greater a
A grater.
What is this called?
A fork.
A fork.
What is this called?
A spoon.
A spoon.
What is this called?
A knife.
A trap.
A knife.
What is this called?
Oh my god.
a murder what is this called check okay check remember this champion shit
once check I
you
you
you
you
you
It's a small thing, maybe it's a simple one, maybe nobody gives a shit, but I thought it
What kind of man talks to the D.E.A.?
No more.
No more.
Yo, well, I chose this one because I didn't want to spoil it.
I didn't want to spoil the people that are watching the show.
Guys, if I spoil it, who am I?
I'm no man at all.
Guys, it's spoiling it.
The boys is no man at all.
Sorry, I can't type that I know my fingers. They won't respond probably.
I'll be right back.
I thought this was a little bit corny. 15%. This is my thoughts.
It's just a tad too much. I don't...it's too like Orofarm. It's like, I don't know. I don't
I don't know, it's just my thoughts, I don't know.
Over the top, over the top.
But all of it, all of it fly though.
Just placing the, okay, it would have been,
it would have been too much with the tie,
without the tie, but the tie would have been lost.
Without Jesse and myself.
Plan second?
No one to make you a product.
So I'm not him.
Jack!
This!
And my first watch is filming by surprise, no?
Person doesn't know what the hell he's doing!
I-I didn't think-
I've been watching him for weeks.
No every step to his cook.
I've been watching him and he made sense.
Now you're like, okay.
Do you really?
You!
Really?
Oh, so please.
tell me catalytic hydrogenation is a project or a project because I forget and
if our reduction is not stereo specific then how can our product be in
nanteo-maricly pure I mean it's one family that I'm not a brother I'm not a
brother yet you guys yet we watch all these things all the time I feel I don't
I'm going to repeat the continuity, you feel me?
But this though, it's your meeting.
Why don't you sort of talk about it?
Last thing Jack, let me be honest,
I've seen it age well.
50,000, that's a lot of work.
Oh, man.
50 Gs?
How you figure that?
35 for the pound of meth you stole,
and another 15 for my partner's pain and suffering.
Hold on.
Oh, yeah.
I don't remember that little bitch
saying he must be Daddy.
Let me get this straight.
All right, still in your dome, hmm?
All right.
Beat the piss out of your new boy.
And then you walk in here and you bring me more men?
Whoa, that's a brilliant plan, isn't it?
Right.
Woo! That's a brilliant plan, is it?
Ray...
You got one part of that wrong.
This... is not a myth.
I'm not gonna miss.
Holy...
I'm fucking nuts!
I'm gonna find out.
Oh, my God!
No, no, no, no!
Calma!
Calma!
Calma!
Give me your balls.
I'll be with you.
I'll be with you.
I'll be with you.
I'll be with you.
I'll be with you.
I'll be with you.
I'll be with you.
I'll be with you.
false. I'll give you that.
All right, all right. I'll give you your money.
Hey, Crystal, Joe, partner Robbie,
get sold faster and tend all your ass and teach it.
Let's say you bring me another pound next week.
Money up front.
Money up front.
Hey, he said liner.
Well, he said liner.
Cut up before he says it.
He says, you have to take two.
You have to take two.
My partner.
He wants to live in the world without a coffee cup.
Who the hell are you?
You know.
You all know exactly who I am.
Say my name.
I'm the man who killed Gus Fring.
Bullshit. Cartel guy, Fring.
You sure?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
that's right. Now, say my name, Eisenberg. You're goddamn right.
Holy, holy chills, all right.
Um, what else we got, brother?
I don't think we've seen this yet.
I don't think this movie is that good.
Like, I really want to know if it's okay.
I think it's good plus.
I don't think it's great.
I mean, I, I, oh my god, did I just squeak, oh my god, I squeak like a toy.
Yo, I just squeak like a fucking plastic toy, that's crazy.
Chat, is that a double squeak?
But I sound like those fucking, those fucking atoll story toys in the fucking, with the
claw that they, where they pick them up.
Every day is a challenge, but you and Jack make it a bit better.
Much love.
Hey, that fake a real one.
This looks fake.
Yeah faking, it's not that hard.
Alright, um, what's it, what's it, um, the mox?
much time restoring a fake though it's still done no well I'll just get it get
it in the morning so he was doing something we'll pay for that
um that was wait that was awful
What the fuck does it do?
Just let him kill himself. It seems like he's gonna kill himself with all the eq. Yeah, we'll leave that
It's just a jet
Chat, what is this shit?
What is this a promote?
Yo Tyler, my dad used to chase you down on H1Z1 in cop cars and one shot you with a shotgun.
Yeah, of course he did, little f***!
Tell him to get the f***ing mic!
Give it to dad the mic!
He's a little straight sniper!
Back in your pops the mic!
Let me talk to him for a second!
Get the f*** out of my face!
Get the f*** out of my face!
I can only kill people's second hand!
Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm a f***!
Okay. This could be fake, but it could be also closed.
Like, this is close enough to real that it's probable that I don't give a f*** if it's fake.
Because if it's close enough to real where it doesn't really matter,
and it could have been, it makes sense.
Does that make sense?
You
Asteroid music I'm the asteroid
All right, I thought I was good that has to be it right I did the dodgy gloves. What?
Come on more toxic green
With the big one that's those that's those I think we get out
Clean button clean button am I tweaking those are cleanie. No
Lime, Poli, Camps!
Is that any good?
First, oh no, wait.
I'm scared, Chad.
I don't think anyone has ever done, oh no, no, no, no.
I'm scared.
Yes, it's profit, but the reason I spent five.
Okay, Chad, you know what I'm gonna do?
Let me, let me get, let me cut out my cheddar.
Chad, you know what you do?
An ultra massive, like 50K, only trade-ups.
Like really a great a clever like a fucking like 500 only reds thought it up three
To how many would that be check check how many I mean again realistically how much of the you do it's with 58
Three
To
Top left they got like a hundred when you this symbol right here this symbol isn't there then it's actually chopped
It's real it is real
For us. Oh, yes, straight up line polycams
Oh my god
The wait you do for what like me on right over it. Oh
My god, I'm so cringe for for caring about this. They look kind of cool
loading 0.36 I need to see them in game right now bro I need to see them in game
right now let's see them in game right now Mr. Bader oh let's see them in game
right now let's see let's see let's see
our gloves stop bro W mop from Minecraft chat do I have a knife that fits
how much is that I don't think I do
I'll fucking take it, I'm not even joking though.
$700 bucks per trade up, right?
So you get like 45, 40 trades.
Yo, where's that?
Yo, arrow, arrow, look.
Enter this corner.
Man, I'm squeaking today.
What's wrong with me, man?
Like, I'm just, maybe not because I'm leaned.
What's it did not come from here?
No.
Yo.
You're in the car. I think you're on the wrong voice.
Hello, hello.
Yo, look at this.
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Is that it?
No, you didn't hear.
Yo.
Let's say you were to put 50K in flat tradups, right?
most just good yet ups and a few greats a few great like maybe 10 greats how may
totally like realistically
cheated in cheated in cheated in like I'm gonna do anything I'm getting my things
like I think the game you get probably get like 60 to 80 definitely or so yeah
Yeah
Are you interested in doing something like oh, yeah
Yeah
Like if I bought like both like BDC whatever
Right, I think you get a few good ones right like they're like like a one big ass bolt order
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we could do that
What if you just did a hundred trade-ups in one stream that's that that's what I do
Yeah, we we could set that up
You want to do cases alongside it or just like trade-ups mostly trade-ups, I think would be nice
I think what about a good old high risk maybe two or three high risk max wins like a not
a gun canier and shit because I got those max wins already you know what I mean like
a wild Lotus Lotus Lotus Lotus what about what about a how I think it a how well you
can't get that one anymore can't trade up to it they they removed it and how much
is the skin worth money the howl how much does it work yeah my god my mouth's
just bad I think factory news under 10k right now well that's pretty nice
I mean if you wanted to do a ton of trade-ups I could try to work on that
Factory know how it's like 8k 7k 1000 bucks that's jenny falls out of charity match
you want to do love trade-ups nice trade-ups you said jinxi 1d1 me in this
game. Yo, XQC. XQC, I'm actually good at this game. XQC, I've watched your streams for years,
bro. You play FIFA, you are fucking putrid. XQC, if you want to play me in FIFA, I will wager
my left and right testicle. I see you play, bro, you're not good. You are not good, bro. But X,
if you actually want to wager, I'm going to be on today. I'm going to be on FIFA because there's
crazy tax to me chat Nico with the one change it's good Nico with the 100 fucking
gifted so yeah what was that how many is this just okay so if you want I could
try to get someone to put together a hundred trade-ups they would send you
the trade-ups they'd be in your inventory for seven days so it's like
actually in your account and then you just pay him after that's like I just
want to make sure that you're like gonna go through with it you know and not like
flick out because if I if I get them to say that I want them to get scammed
okay then let's do half of that just everybody's fine but I never scammed
you know I had more of my fucking hot shit but then you know I know but like if
you forget or like don't read the DM yeah I can just put it in advance it's
But if I get scammed though, you would have to do stuff for me, such as going live and
just pulling it out.
Because you would have to feel the heat, you would have to get banned somehow or something
like that.
I wouldn't want to get paid back, but if you get a voucher somebody, what kind of drawback
is there?
No?
Yeah, this is why I don't want you to pay them first like I I need to find someone first like
It makes more sense for them to send it to you
But yeah, zip zip old work. Yeah, I could see I could see a few wants to
But but do you think I'd be jinxed?
Is that a controller yeah
Yeah.
No.
Wait, does he actually play?
Does he actually decent at the game?
He's a controller, Andy.
He only uses the controller.
It doesn't matter.
It's like saying, my kid only uses the crayon.
Like, I don't give a shit.
Like, it doesn't matter.
It's still a fucking toddler using a crayon.
It's not going to draw me a Picasso, motherfucker.
Like, even if I only use a brush and I'm going to use a crayon,
he's a fucking toddler using a crayon.
But you only use the crayon, OK?
And I still smurf on that floor.
You were a pro 10 years ago.
He's still good at Rainbow Six now.
You haven't used the crayon in 10 years.
Nobody is good with a controller.
That's a fallacy.
Okay.
What?
Did you disagree with that?
I disagree with that.
Boy, he doesn't even play the game.
Look, he doesn't play the game.
I won't do it, me.
you could go to 20
I saw your YouTube pod your absolute ass 1v1 me right now my squad against your broke ass team
all right call me on discord this just eat that arrow arrow duty calls he might be a toddler
Alright steal the worst player. I'll try to set it up
Yeah, good luck. Good luck. Good luck
Hey, man
Chad that was a arrow. Oh, yes, they go of the skins. No, yes, yeah, I know that you can play the game
Buddy how are you one view on you you'd be destroyed. Okay. How's it on the call? Don't go around?
saying you're better than everyone okay it's not gonna happen it's not gonna
happen you never left the call all right that was yes the guy that does the
skin shit I'm not kidding I don't think he's gonna as all this PC I've never
seen him play the video game but I see I've seen it eat a bug open of skin I've
never had you see any bugs yeah okay that's insane guys I think my PC's hacked
I think I'm gonna have a good one.
All right, yep, yep, yep, yep.
So, yo, what's getting into you right now, bro?
What's going on, bro?
Did you just wake up angry or something?
I did, actually.
You got me, you got me.
Yo, X, bro, like, do you even have Ultimate Team?
Do you even know what Ultimate Team is?
I think this is just the slowest way of managing a few spins.
Of course I do, but my score's worth $1,000.
Are you gonna say my score's more?
uh what i know i just said it i i'm not i'm not i don't know why you said
your swat you're how much is your swat worth bro in like 20k
like points uh about yeah like like like like uh gold like gold coins not money
oh wait is it ea fc 26 between seven
Yeah, I'm going to go to the game.
Yeah, I have to be 26.
Do you even have the game?
Yeah, it's what I have on L, no?
Let me see.
Are you streaming?
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, this is my sixth.
Wait, wait, yeah, wait, let me see.
Yes, yes, yes, you're in the right game.
Let me see. Yes. Yes. Yes. You're in the right game. Is it loading like like like what is it doing?
Just it'll load a little advance advance
Bro, I've got you kicked the shit out of you bro. You're getting your membership kit right now
No, I'm not you don't have a team bro. No, I do I do
Go to club go to club
Why is it loading so poorly speed one speed one speed because that's how that's how gays are
EA is lazy and greedy. So that's how they're getting in. We don't care
bro you have a gold club what the fuck is this
what the fuck that club is worth like ten dollars
yo chat you guys what's up my squad
bro please tell me you have like a better team
no no I do I do I do
this is not you bro
I'm not gonna give me ten minutes and I'll do I'll finish my squad up
because I have a squad
open the backs do your smaller thing do the thing where you open it
me like okay and then and then we and then we bowl out we bang out so you're gonna okay so how are
you gonna prepare your team are you gonna open packs yeah just a few just a few okay your chatter
saying your squad was on 25 though well I mean doesn't matter I mean okay now we could play right
now with clubs like like like like like you can't yeah but how good is this one though my ultimate
You see this fucking insane, bro.
I have Gareth Bale, you don't know who that is.
Ronaldinho, you might know who that is.
Alawarren, you don't know who that is.
Ziko, Javi, Maldini, Yashin, like, bro,
my team is gonna kick the shit out of you, bro.
XCC, do you know Ronaldinho?
Yeah, I met him in real life, bro.
Wait, that actually is Aura.
How? Wait, what?
Because me and him are part of the ball league.
You met? Oh yeah, he is. He has a team.
Okay, but do you know like, how is your ball knowledge, Axe? Like, you have my...
It's pretty severe.
Like, like good or bad? Good or bad?
It's severe. It's actually, it's, it's, it's, it's aura.
So you have a lot of ball knowledge?
A little bit, a little bit, yeah.
Okay, so like, who it, uh, what team, uh, what team did Ronaldo play for when he first started without reading that?
Oh, give me a minute. Give me a
minute.
Spain.
Okay.
Nope. We played for sporting,
bro. Oh. Play for a club in
Portugal called sporting. They're
like three. Bro, you don't know
shit, bro. I'm gonna win by 20.
What do you mean is the point of this X? I'm gonna kick the shit out of you.
Dude how do we do this? How about we play in FIFA? You don't even need to open fast.
You get like a good club and I'll just use a shit club. Like I'll use a shit club when we play.
Wait really?
Yeah so like you could use like Real Madrid and I'll use a club that's like shit. Like way worse than Real Madrid.
And I'll win.
Okay?
I sure am.
Alright, alright, we need to add on EA, add on EA. Do you know your EA name, X?
You're EA?
Alright, I will use Prime PSG.
I don't even think you can do that. Is that even a static chat? Is that even a static chat?
Yeah, my EA is XQCOW1S.
Okay, let me add you, let me add you, let me add you.
Wait, say XQCOW1S.
Okay
I go
What other cool back in this game by the way, but when you open a bag where you will get a thank you yet
Like I'm gonna be honest with you the most expensive packs are always gonna be the best but
There's like a few like better like better ones from about the same place
But why are you there? Why did why did you know?
Because again, bro EA is like one of the biggest scammers ever of any gaming company like they actually scan the fuck out of people
That's why
All right, bro, I invited you you should invite now you should be able to join. I'm joining up
They're just cameras, right?
Well, how many hours you having in total of this this type of game?
Okay in FC 26, I can actually check on my
But in total and people I played I started when I was in people 14 I started being 14 bro. All right
I'm gonna use a club in India. Okay?
cricket
No, no, no, my god, um, just like a club, like a club in India, in India, um, you can
use whoever you want.
Okay, wait, chat, should I do this?
I'm doing the sixties.
Okay, why does this game put them into fifties?
Like, what?
You're talking double, you're talking double, because you're new in games?
Yeah, sorry about that.
No, no, you're kidding, you're kidding.
Yo, act, by the way, bro, the battle is coming tomorrow, are you still free for that?
Okay, 5 p.m. ESP, bro, I just wanna remind you.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna advise you to say some shit, because you need to pick out a...
I'm not gonna get candlelit sake, okay?
Okay, why do they have an India team, all the teams, at 60s, at max,
and they have, like, all the women in the 90s and shit, in 80s, in this game?
So, X, um, can I be honest with you, bro?
What?
Was that a fake?
No, no, no, no, it's not a bad take.
You want to know what overall messy is?
Yeah, he's pretty low.
He's like 87.
You want to know basically every gold girl in the game is like 90 overall, bro.
And it's messy, the greatest footballer of all time.
I don't know, bro.
It's a little bit of a little bit weird, bro.
It's not a bad take, bro.
Not a bad take.
It's messy.
I mean, it's not a bad take.
I mean, it's not a bad take.
A lot of girls are just up there because they're actually good at it.
But 60 is really bad though. It's like so bad.
Okay, so you're going to use PSD. Alright. Alright.
Well, I got print and battle.
No, no, he's not re-amateur. He's not re-amateur. He's not there.
You have Dempele there. Dempele.
I don't want him. I don't want him.
You don't want Dempele?
No.
What about what about what about uh what about uh um what about Yamato he is in
Barca in Barca or in Spain's national team
okay yeah where go Barca go Barca go Barca yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
okay are you ready ready all right I'm gonna use uh Bangalore group Bangalore
Good
Okay, oh yo that
Bro 49 attack. Okay. All right. I actually don't know if I can win this but we'll see you next game
Okay, okay
They sent me a jersey, bro.
I'm gonna use this team.
Okay.
Where is it?
Oh, no, they're not in the game.
Wait, they're not in FIFA.
Just pick what you're doing.
You're in there.
What?
Oh, yeah, India.
India.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I'm ready, bro.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Maybe I go...
That's nice.
Right here.
Right here.
Mumbai.
I'm gonna see okay right here. That's nice. All right. Good luck. Good luck, bro. Good luck. Good luck
Which color which color do you want? Let's at least contrast a little bit. Okay. Yeah, we go. Yo 49 striker. Fuck
Okay, okay. Let's go
Let's go
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
He should be in the showdown.
Hello and thanks for joining us live here on EAT.
All right, India club, brother.
See you next week.
We're invited to be in the company of Stuart Robson,
and we're all ready to go for another exciting season.
Ain't that bad?
Yeah, what an exciting matchup, guy.
Two new rivals up against each other.
Wait, I'm gonna lose that game.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
My players are really slow!
Bro, it's like moving molasses!
No, no, no, stop, stop, stop!
Nice, no challenge.
Respect, respect, respect, respect.
Oh no, that's the medium all right there.
What?
Wait, I can win, I can win, I can win, I can win.
head plays alongside Franky DeYong in central midfields and leading the line.
Oh this is hard!
Jesus! No!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Bro, defense is easier than attacking, bro.
Because defense you can kind of run into, but attacking and after like,
we just gotta be on pace!
For night! For night!
Oh my god, no, I guess I guess I'm so bad at so bad at so bad at so bad at so bad.
I'm bad, I'm bad.
Bang!
Right up, right up.
Oh, this is going to be close!
Right, right out of cabinet.
I have to score cabinet.
I have to score cabinet.
I have to score cabinet.
What?
What?
What?
Yeah, he's still back.
Well.
Well.
Look clean.
That's clean.
That's clean.
Okay, that was actually a really good tackle, actually.
I'm going to get him.
That was a beautiful tackle.
No.
No.
Clarence, Clarence.
I'm missing a tack, but I need some points.
Well, that's how to defend against the Maltes.
Bang.
Oh, no, no, no.
Bro, shot.
It's hard, bro.
It's hard to move the ball.
Yes.
You're not allowed to do that.
What the fudge?
You're not allowed to do that.
You're not allowed to do that.
What the fudge?
You're not allowed to do that.
You're not allowed to do that.
Yes, you're not allowed to do that. What the fudge?
Yes, that's allowed. That's allowed. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
He's so slow! That's...
No, it's that shot!
That's not good. That's my boy. That's my boy.
That's my boy.
What?
The ball's not taking short.
Whoa!
That shot was so fast.
What's my dinner doing?
That's right. Come on, come on.
Yo X, did you train for the match at all?
Hold on.
Yeah.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
That's what we do.
That's what we do.
Buddy.
Not the blend.
Fucking bang.
That was the most offside play of all time though.
Yo X, we're on the same team.
But we're on the same team, right?
In the charity match?
I think so, yeah.
Yes, yeah.
Bro, um, did you train and met?
Yep.
Really?
How many sessions?
How many sessions?
Three.
Nice, bro.
Good fucking shit.
There's the fact that we're looking to win the ball.
Ladies, somebody can shoot on this team.
Can someone on this team fucking shoot?
Come on, come on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bro, I think if I do a skill move,
he's going to snap his ankle, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
Danny, almost.
Dude, you can't do that.
This is a place to lose the ball.
How is it allowed?
Obviously, with the ball first, you can kind of do whatever you want.
As long as you're the way.
You can basically punch stuff up here and you're kind of baseball.
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
Yes.
They get you.
They get you.
That's my boy.
Oh my god.
Back of my goalie does.
They can't fucking know.
Trainers' whole life for this.
I think we're never gonna get spoiled by this team.
Whoa, nice.
Yo, nice reception.
Bro, it's nice to be in the reals, like it's not even generating power, it's going right
into the keeper.
Oh, really?
It's a high school team, bro.
He read it really well.
Bummer.
Huh?
I
Might actually win this little keys. I'm getting still a bit
Why am I defending this so statorily?
Because you're statorily man bro, you can troll me.
I didn't even sit at him.
Go, go, go.
Really?
You're defending this not bad Chad, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm looking.
What?
Yes, yes.
No good tackle.
Thank you.
Bro, I gotta get the lead, bro.
I
Think you did a through ball on accident if you want to do a through ball hold why hold why yeah
It's my day, but it's just gonna
Yeah, yeah, I went over a little bit. It's directional base. So always point your left stick wherever you want the ball to go
And I don't feel like you don't be sober right now, right? No way
Is this the only game you use control on or dropping me too? No, I just like I think I think it's you
No, no, no.
No way.
Well done, cheaper.
Clearance.
Oh, man.
How the fudge did it work?
How the fudge did it work how that was a great shot to
the details of good performances representing in the football today.
Let's go.
That's for sure.
You couldn't say that about.
I leave.
I shoot more.
I get more goals.
I think I need to get more shots on goal because the goal is going to get tired of.
Go then with the second half and Barcelona get themselves back from terms
What
Okay
It's fine.
Bro, we said you were going to beat me, bro!
We won!
You can welcome to the jungle, please, Mr. Cap.
That was so clean, that was so clean.
What?
the line it'll be a throw in
what are you doing? whip it in
that's a good ball
will they just stick? the attack is over. Yo ex will you play FIFA?
old QT? How like good was your bro last week?
Tabel. Vars are exploiting the space on the ground. What division were you?
what the vision like the one after the lowest give 10 some like that
nope out out out out shooting is so bad bro
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Oh my God, it's on.
It's on.
That's not.
Um, whoa.
It's not.
It's not that bad.
Lame.
Lame.
It's a good goal.
When he was choosing your team, he was like, oh yeah, I'll do this, but if you had like some sort of insurance, now this is the real game, because that was my insurance, and I mean, you had like a bit of a fallback, and then so do I then, fuck it.
Connecting full glory.
Oh.
Turn around in possession. Excellent positioning. Well, here we go. Time for the transition.
Oh, but actually, I'd be honest, bro.
I think, like, I think you're really good at, like, fighting, you know, and other things.
You're kind of like, um, a grandma of, like, all kinds of things.
So, like, you and, and literally in the game, you know what I'm saying?
Yes, bro.
I mean, literally in the game, let's be honest.
Unless you're, unless you're coached, handheld.
Really a little pro that holds your hand in your wiener for fucking 60,000 hours was that
Your gamer like at that ability is like lowest 1%
Like your gaming intuition is bottom 1%
No, no, no, this is it.
True or false?
I have 1% of your time on this game though, it's 1%.
Game, Atlas sandbagging, you got me. Now do a real game.
Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Alright. Alright. You win one time.
Okay. Let's talk about the real facts.
What is the real facts, bro?
You were set yourself up so that if you lost, oh, this team sucks.
But now, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but X, they had 49 attack and I scored 6 goals.
Like, I don't even think it matters.
But I went full attack because I was down.
Now real game.
I was in one go.
Okay, so, wait, X, why don't we just like, why don't we, X, how much time do you got today,
bro?
How much time do you got, man?
Chess won't be one of them.
Yo, but let me say this, bro.
Why don't we just do Bro V Bro?
Let's see who's actually a better gamer, OK?
OK, the problem with Bro V Bro is that you
don't have enough games under your belt.
Brother, I could, bro, X, I could
one of the round goals of GenC is like,
GenC, GenC with me.
OK, no joke.
Like, you don't have enough games, though.
Like, I can name you 200 games that a multiplayer PVP
that are competitive.
Like, why don't we just, like, wait, like,
why don't we just wager on Groovy Bros?
Oh my god, bro, mind, I would wager, like,
bro, the sky's the limit.
But you know the rules, right? You know the rules?
Name it, Bryce.
Three neutral games, you pick three games,
I pick three games, first one to win five games.
I'm not doing anything until, like,
Yeah, but what is a neutral game, though?
What's neutral game, though?
So, neutral game is a game where we would both agree
that we could both win.
For example, uh, Geogasser.
For example, battleship, games like that.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, kind of.
That's tough.
Cause at that point, if you choose three games,
you're really good at it.
Then you probably win those, 90% of the time.
Then it's all negative three, three, right?
So it comes down to BO3 of three games
that are in the blur of what we know, what we think.
Somebody's going to be like, yeah, but the way this,
I agree with what you're saying,
but the way to set it up is like,
I'm not going to like 1v1 you and R6 and be like,
oh yeah, this is my game.
We would set it up to where you still have a chance
of winning like, I have to kill you five times
and you have to kill me one time.
You know what I'm saying?
Really?
Like that where there's a chance of me winning,
or there's a chance of you winning or me winning.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, all right, one of this,
all the games that you've played that you own
that are multiplayer and B.P.
You put them all on your lists, right?
Then with your thing, three games you're good at.
Three games I check.
I'll screen share right now.
We can make the no-pad.
And then, what is to use actually about our game?
We randomize the middle 10.
Three for me, three for you,
and 10 in the middle of a random pool
that children randomly add to games you've played before.
Thoughts about that.
Wait, okay, explain that again, explain that again, sorry,
I was putting up a note five.
You said randomized what exactly?
So, three games that you play.
Three games that I play, right?
Then we put a massive list of the games
that you know of, that you've played, right?
PvP games, any game, right?
Oh, you mean like games that I would win
versus games that you would win?
No, no, a pool of games you haven't played
that are multiplayer, like a big,
like like a 20 list or 30 list and you and then if we chose we put our
vandalizer it chooses what games how's it not good because that I think I think
that's kind of like dumb I think the point of it is like you choose three
games where you would probably beat me I choose three games or I'd probably beat
you and then we have three games where it's neutral okay then what are the
two games and that's all that matters them well how do you feel about Geo
Yeah, sir. I'm silver in that game. Yeah, but you would have to put the chat night on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's actually
Like blackout your own chat or it closes a monitor, you know, I always do that. I do that. I do that all the time
So I okay, it would be the same for
Hey, what's your elo in chess? What's your elo in chess? Well, like fucking 800
Okay, so we would consider
What's your peak elo?
What's your peak elo?
Like 1-1-1?
Yeah, like your peak elo.
1-1-1?
Literally.
1-1-1?
Okay.
So I would consider chess like your game, right?
But I have a chance of winning.
Yeah.
I would consider that your game.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's not like where it's boring, right?
It's games where you're favored and then games where I'm favored are then neutral games,
where we both have a chance.
Like if we do a R6 1v1, cool, obviously I'll win, but it's fun if you have to win one round, I have to win five, because how good actually am I at the game, right?
If we play fucking Overwatch, and I have to, or I don't know, I didn't have a Overwatch downloader.
Give what I'm saying, right? You give what I mean?
Um, yeah, I get it, I get it.
Okay, for neutral games, I think battleship is perfect because battleship actually takes some brain cells, and either, either one can win.
Either one can win?
Battleship?
I guess it's good too.
Yes, bro, and maybe we even throw in an IQ test me and Ron did it. It was peak made me throw an IQ test
IQ test
Brother IQ contributes to every game you play ever for the rest of your life
I
Sure, I don't yeah sure I'm good
Okay, okay, cuz the thing is you don't want it to take like ten hours like I have four hours
But you know what I mean like I don't want one
We could we could then two hours. Yes
Yeah, it'll be done. So Joe gets a neutral
IQ test neutral battle ship
I to test neutral
Yes, it has your game because you're way higher you live in me. I'm 400
Forty-N-O, or like 430 peak or something. Well, my games brother my games that
yo
I
Can give you a look at the game 200
What is that? What is that?
I gave you like 200 games, like I don't know how many you want me to put in, only three?
Well, yeah, three, three, three, three.
But I have chess as yours, unless you don't want to do chess. I think we should.
It's pretty fun, and it's quick, and you'll probably win.
Sure, okay.
For my game...
Well, I also developed a game search for an animal.
like you see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no.
What we do is like, we'll play the games, we don't,
I'll explain, but I think you know how to do it,
but like, we'll figure out the games
and then we'll download, okay?
Now, how would you feel about like a CS 1v1?
Wait, what's your peak rank at CS?
That could be neutral.
What's your peak rank?
Oldest is in the double AK.
Double AK, old system?
What does that even mean, chat?
What does that even mean?
I don't even know what that means, bro.
What does that mean, Chad?
Oh, apparently MG, MG.
Beats his ass in rocket league.
So.
What's that?
Like.
Somebody said clash.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no.
Chad, no, no, no, no, no.
We already did that, bro.
We already did that, too.
Good one.
OK.
What about, just forget the neutral games.
I give you games for like hours, like tricky towers, worms, fogs, AOE, any RTS you want,
fucking, Age of Empire, Warcraft, fucking, I could give you, how are we gonna 1v1 on
Age of Empire X?
It's a 1v1 game.
Oh, I've never even played it, I've never even played it.
Hey, wait, Fortnite's not a bad idea.
I don't think either of us are good at Fortnite.
Well, I mean, I'm like, bad, bad at this game.
I say like, I'm bad, bad at Fortnite.
I play on Xbox, bro.
No, but like, I can't, I can't build for shit.
Like, I cannot make a door.
Like, I suck at your bad.
I feel like that would be a good one to be one,
but I'm pretty bad.
Like, how bad though?
How bad though?
Like, okay, I'll be honest, like, on my mother's life,
I can build, I can edit, but it's slow as shit.
Like I like my shadow tell you like I'm bad. I'm not lying. Can you do 90s it?
Yeah, I could do 90s if I had like a minute to warm up I
Think a fortnight one-way one is pretty good because we're both kind of ass at it. I think we're both bad. I
Don't think that's a bad one for neutral, but we already have three neutral games
I mean, Joe Gesser battleship and IQ test,
I get a little bit of,
you want me to get rid of IQ test and just add?
I don't mind it.
I score high on those tests.
I don't get a shit.
I think that's fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Fortnite 1v1.
That's not a bad idea.
Okay.
Wait, did Ron 100 owe you in Fortnite?
Cause you 100 owed me.
Oh yeah, he did.
I got close one time.
I think like five times I got close.
I maybe got close like, yeah, two or three times.
All right, bro, I don't know who would win Fortnite.
I don't know who would win Geo Gasser.
Battleship, I don't know who would win.
My game's won.
I mean, I just gave you chess so far.
Is that cool?
I just gave you chess, right?
Show up at Rocket League.
You gonna go to Rocket League?
I'm good, but I think you're better.
I think you're better.
Do you want to have that as your game, X?
I'm so down.
I love Rocket League.
I could beat you, but I think you'd probably beat me.
You're Diamond, right?
Yeah, I mean.
I've never hit Diamond.
I've never hit Diamond.
It might be too predictable then.
No, no, I wanna do rock, if you want to, I want to.
What about controller game, do you play Halo?
I've never played Halo in my life.
Okay, forget it, not that.
What about CS, you play CS?
Yes, I play CS.
I don't mind CS.
Do you want CS as your game or a neutral game?
Uh, no, I can put that on my game. It's all good. I mean neutral game would be like cheating because I
Feel like I went that yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so your game's is chess rocket league
All right, and then I have all my games is r6 FIFA
We should do like a pack and play to that'll be fun our six FIFA and then or no, maybe not maybe now
I'll just do a shit club
Okay, and then what's in my last game B?
Have you played? Wait, you've played 2K. I've seen you play 2K before.
No, no, no. 2K can suck it. 2K can suck it.
Bro, but I've seen you play 2K over the years.
That shit is trash, dawg. I feel even bad even opening up the game on my stream.
It's such an awful game. I feel bad getting it in promotion. It's such a shit game.
Yeah, I agree, bro. It is a shit game, ran by a shit company, but, bro, I would love to play you in 2K if you wouldn't mind.
How though? What time of the month do you want to?
You can just play NBA 2K26, play now online,
you pick a NBA team, I pick a NBA team.
I can pick like the worst team in the league,
you can pick the best team.
But I mean, I wanted to do 2K with K-So,
but he like almost puked when I said it, which is fair.
Wait, you did what now?
Wait, you're on PC?
It won't work.
What?
Actually, you can't, this is what I'm talking about with 2K.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We'll have a second.
You put that again?
I've never played Tekken.
I need to know more about the games you play because I've played every game you can think
about playing it before.
So you could put that in neutral or I don't care.
I'm not kidding.
It's not going to flex.
Any game that you'll bring me up, I've played or have a lot of hours in it.
Okay.
It's more up to you.
Okay about Minecraft 1v1 UHC
Minecraft 1v1 well, you already have three games. So like do you do you want to remove any of these?
Um
These are these are pretty tight games, right yet. Yeah, yeah, like chess could go either way
Rockety could go either way
But like you'll probably win chess you'll probably win Rockies. You see probably win CS
Really?
Yes, you'll probably win all those games if I'm being honest, but I have a chance in
See how many
You actually
Use the worst in the game and you can use the best team
and
for my last game
Okay, yo, yo, yo
Golf it or go with friends. Oh
A golf game would be good. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, um, I played golf with friends
I'm gonna have to be downloaded it can Xbox play with PC though X. I don't think so. You don't have a PC home
No, I'm shooting off a PC, but I just like playing on console
Hmm wait you mean golf with your friends right you mean back game golf it's or golf with your friends either is fun
Golf with your friends. I used to play that
Chat do we know if PC can play with Xbox on golf with your friends? If not, I could download it on steam
If not, I could download on steam. I don't care. I don't mind
Do you do do do a Valorant at now? There's no point of having CS and Valorant in the same. It's just pointless
Because it's pretty R6 low key. I mean I would just pick up watch this QC
See how I see you're going home turf. That's my home turf
See for you. It's for you. It's it's Oregon for me. It's King's row. You feel me for you
It's it's whatever airplane bullshit map for toddlers for me. It's Dumbani
Bro, could you play me in like a madden or something? I just want to get a sports game
And I think another sports game would be generational. I
Think you playing 2k would be funny, bro. I don't know I
Swear to God you played 2k before am I tweaking bro you streamed 2k. I've seen you play too. Yeah, but yeah, but
The game is actually garbage. What about UFC? I know I only have a few hours on UFC
Yeah, I'm down to the UFC, but chat we already have, um, I guess I could like, move, uh,
to Yo-Gesser to my game, or, or we remove each of us a home game and we put it back
in the neutral pool game.
What?
That's.
Both of us remove a home turf game and we add two new ones to neutral.
Ninety three months. What the heck? No way. It's been a lot of people are saying UFC. I don't know why.
A lot of people are saying UFC in my child. They saying that in your chat.
What? Yeah. But what problem is that on though?
Because I have the game and I don't see it.
Chat, can Xbox play with PC or do I have to get it on Steam?
I don't care either way, but like, just is it cross-client?
Yeah.
Because I don't like playing on PC.
Not on PC.
Wait, chat, you guys are saying Apex,
but how would we want to be one of Apex?
Axel, are you good at Apex?
No, I don't have to do many hours.
I have like under 10 hours.
Do you have more than that?
Oh, yeah, definitely more than that.
What the fudge?
I have a 96 hours.
In F1 race, I've never played at F1.
I don't want you to beat me in racing games.
No disrespect.
I'm not even that good at racing games.
I'm like, whatever.
But I don't want you to beat me in racing games.
Okay, what if we do...
Bro, I don't know, bro.
I mean, we could keep asking if you want to do it.
Just send it.
no I'd like this a lot I do like this I do like this so what are your games
then so my games is our six but you only have to kill me one time and then I'd
have to kill you like let's say seven times and then FIFA I'll use the worst
team in the game and then you use the best team in the game and then for my
My last game, we can't do 2K, I'm down to do golf with friends, um...
No, I mean more your game mate, because it's your game, right?
No, don't put friends, I mean bro, I know shortcuts and shit.
Okay, for my last game, I guess...
Oh wait, oh my god, 8-ball pool, 8-ball pool, 8-ball pool, 8-ball pool.
8-ball pool.
For your game, I'm gonna play level 4.
Okay.
I swear to God, I like it.
I played that game very simple.
Like eight lobbies in my entire life.
OK, eight volleyball.
I think it's really simple, though.
It's like two buttons.
OK.
All right, so these are my three games.
OK?
So the way this works, X, we start off on a neutral game.
Whoever loses picks one of their home games,
and we just keep going round and round
until somebody gets to five wins.
OK?
Cam, question though.
So what if I trade my chest or my CS for my Overwatch?
Do you have that on your box?
I could download Overwatch right now.
I could download it, I could download it if you want.
I've never played Overwatch in my life.
And I like to make it fun, like we do it the one you want.
Yeah, we always get three kills and then we get 20.
Okay, yeah, do you want to remove CS
and add an Overwatch for you?
Is that what you're gonna do?
I've never played Overwatch.
I mean, I think chess is like, I mean, it'd be a W and it'd be the end of it, you know
what I mean?
I just think chess is like really good content too, but I'm probably going to lose, yeah,
I know I'm going to probably lose.
Alright, okay, alright.
Let's even as this.
I think chess is like great content.
Let's do it as is.
Do it as is.
Do it as is.
Okay, you want to keep CS?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, so X the nine games are chess rocket league CS go battleship Geo guesser fortnight 1v1
R6 1v1 FIFA and 8 ball pool. All right, so let me just get my login for chess. Okay, I'm gonna go P
bro, and then we'll decide on the neutral game bro. All right, and do you want to put like a thousand
subs on this a thousand or like 200 or keep it spicy it's up to you whatever
you want to do whatever you want to do 300 subs 300 subs okay deal it in the
deal I'm gonna go be happy that it's not about the money it's not about the
money it's about it's about the competitive integrity to the ratio of
risk like if we're done if we're doing a bro's if we're doing a real bro's is
bro a real god like that brother I would put 10 male on this shit like like I
I wouldn't understood it brother you know you have any idea how many variety
games that multiply that brother I used to play with soda like we used to have
fucking game nights what we did we have game weeks but I have hundreds of games
hundreds like you know I mean like these are games that are like all like kind of
I mean some of these are like very much in favor, mine's not like my favorite, but they're like okay, my favorite, that's it.
Bro, bro.
Hyper-Gen, Nidhogg, Ultimate Chicken Horse, Speedrunners, Worms, WMD, AOE, WC3, Frolin Trone.
But, well, like how many, I can put dozens of dozens.
Like dark role.
Oh, more now.
I'm loving it.
Actually, it's gonna be fun, bro, the rest, the rest.
Yeah, this will be good, this will be good.
Okay, do you want to start off with a good old game of battleship?
Sure, cinema every time.
Do we play with the heroes and the ults or what?
So yes, we're going to use, what is his name?
Johannes, I think.
Johannes from 2-0 in battleship, bro.
It was close both times though.
I was one step away from losing the case though.
Okay, I've only played two games though.
Johannes, Johannes, straight shot.
All right, so you play with the same hero or not?
Because the guy, the second guy has a really cool,
insane Ailee ult.
Yes, we're gonna use, we're both gonna use Johannes, okay?
That's the way it's like, is that the old guy with the beard?
I don't remember, I don't remember.
I don't think so, I don't think so.
Wait, X, do I have to add it on Steam?
I hope I do, I think I do, I think I do.
All right, X, I'm gonna divide shield, okay?
Uh, yeah, well run prediction shot. This is gonna be still I'm my mods when predicts one predicts one predicts one prediction for everything again
Okay, battle ship. This could actually go either way. It's a very fair neutral game
Okay
And I'll make our six and FIFA fair like I won't be cringe
Same like I like I'll have to kill you ten times at our six and then FIFA like I'll give you a gold lead and use the worst team in the game
Okay, I'm not gonna ask you to prove it, but some form of battleship integrity.
Like what I do is that I just, I open a second channel on that chat and I open that tablet
as the main tablet.
I do.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, the thing is, I think for battleship, you should be GMO only if that's okay because
Yeah, but I always say this to people that say not only like there's no point in being only if I'm not reading it
If I if I have it over I know I trust you, bro. It's whatever you want to do. I know you're not gonna
No, no, I trust I would actually I would actually argue that
You know only is worse
Because yeah, you know the yay-nay thing, you know the yay-nay. Yeah, my check is like the border like Jesus that like it's actually
Actually, I can cheat easier, but in the lonely, than not.
Genuinely.
So X, yeah, about me, bro, on my PC monitor that I game on,
it's the same exact monitor that I reach out on.
So like, I'll show my streamer.
Yeah, yeah, same.
But I have an Xbox monitor, and then I have a PC monitor.
So when I'm gaming on PC, I can only reach out on my phone,
and my phone's off.
Or I can tab to it, but I'm not going to tab to it.
I have to tab to your shit.
Hold on.
OK.
You ready, bro?
No, I know you're not gonna cheat, but I trust me on it.
Okay, I'm good.
You're gonna like the things.
But yeah, the yay-nay thing, I know exactly what I'm like.
Hey, hide-mind, how do we invite him, high-fives?
How do we invite him?
Chat, lock the fuck in.
If we win this, we're three-and-oh and ropey-bro.
All right, uh, commanders have us, commanders, commanders, commanders, commanders, commanders.
I'm going to send you a steam invite right now, X.
Yep.
Oh no, I'm going to send you the code.
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
I'm going to send you a steam invite.
Invited you
Well, uh
I only I got it. Do I have you on seat?
Okay. Yes. I just invited you. You know what? I could tell you the code if you want to type it in
I sent you another one. I got you. I got you. I got you invite
All right, bro, uh, Johannes. I believe it's the guy. Yes. I don't leave my phone numbers until you that
All right
Game one
Game one, game one, game one, let's go.
Focus, focus.
I'm not gonna reach out.
Okay, okay, I didn't play this in a while.
So let me just choose this.
I forgot what this is, old buzz though.
Okay, BL3?
No, it's just BL1, BL1, BL1.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait X.
Could you use your harness so we have the same boats?
Yes.
And we have the same abilities.
OK, OK, OK, ready?
Sure.
All right, OK.
Let me lock in here.
Thank God he doesn't know about your second phone.
Focus, focus, focus.
What does the mind do?
Okay, so the mind, I'm gonna explain so it's completely fair.
If you put a mind down, it's always gonna put a next to your ship.
If you put a mind down and I hit that mind, my turn immediately ends.
Oh, I remember.
Yeah, I remember.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right, you ready?
I'm ready.
My votes are lost.
Wait, my boats are locked in position.
Yep, it's good.
Alright, good luck to you, man.
Good luck.
Lock it!
Okay, okay.
you'll get your meat.
Place it on your own grid then.
Are you trying to place the mine?
No.
Okay.
Okay, I just saw it.
You saw what?
It said enemy place the mine.
I can see.
Why didn't you place it yet?
Well, it just said enemy place the mine.
Oh!
Wait
Okay, first shot. I mean, I was gonna place the mine then but I swear I was I was gonna place a mine. I didn't wait. Oh
This
Not too good start
And that that's water. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I said. Oh, no, this is already bad
It's fine, no battleships all about moments from bruh.
Fudge man.
This is good.
This is good.
Oh, let's go.
Wait, you have more mana than I do though.
Cap.
What is it?
What is that?
I had a lot of...
Yeah, you're fine.
Oh, no, that's my big shit, but you shouldn't say it's your big shit, but I was I was
Because we say that I'm gonna know the shame of it all right we got a game here
Fuck fuck is that the zigzag yet got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got it. Well, please
Hey, um
That's it.
Hit.
Daddy chill, daddy chill, daddy chill.
Stop!
Stop!
Oh my god.
Hold on.
geometry it would be it would be it'd be I'm branded I can't I don't know okay
It's a fishing boat.
Fuck.
Oh.
Yeah, not that one.
Um, one, two, three.
So then it has to be.
Which it would have to be.
Okay.
Ah!
Okay.
Okay.
Dude, that was some pretty geometry right there.
And then, you're actually locked. You're locked.
We saw two boats.
Can I not move this?
Jesus Christ.
Why can't I move this?
The game is trolling if I get to me, by the way.
It's like tutorial.
Huh?
Like the game is just trolling if I get...
Oh, it has to be. Okay, I get it.
this. That's fine. We don't care. We gotta get a little bit of combat going here, boys.
Oh, that's fine, though. So much information out of that. I got so much information out
of that. Yeah. Please don't shoot right there. Don't shoot there. No. He's not bad, actually.
hold on let me think of this yo sink sink okay zigzag I know you did I'm gonna
use again I guess you you did something that you thought would be good against
you so I did it to me and I'll do that to you and I could do hybrids
there we go there we go there we go come on we got a game
All right, I've sucked you you suck too even Steven now
Mm-hmm one top left one middle right
It'd be like 200 IQ to have two boats next to each other
I'm gonna go like a genius reps I
Have not shot at the bottom though not once
Let's shoot them up.
I'm shy, son.
All right, we got it.
Ball game.
We got it.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
How do we beat that even?
Mmm.
Yeah, I'm starting to think I shouldn't have used that bomb
because now I have no energy, bro.
I already knew there was a shift there.
That was kind of a waste.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That might end up costing.
Let's try this.
That's a hit.
That might have been a hit as well.
Is that a sink?
Ooh, that means that's your three stack.
That's cap.
How?
How's that possible?
Hold on, let me think.
Oh, I know what you did.
It can't even eat a war, it's all good.
Yeah, that's water. Usually what I do when I play this game is like I shoot at the ships. Yeah.
At the sink and sink and then
You have two small ones. Oh classic. I have an idea. Oh
Oh my god.
I was going to do corner corner radar radar.
So I chose the middle one.
Please, please, please, yes.
Whoa.
Hit it instantly though.
a genius reps wait so it's not the two piece it's the which he still hasn't a
gigantic one left it could be a gigantic no it has to be the
gigantic one because it's two pieces it was one of the two pieces of what it's talking about
yeah it has to be a gigantic one close close close close close all right all right
We're right on a snack, bro.
Um...
What do you think?
I don't know what I want to do here.
Please.
Uh...
No?
Dude, I don't know.
What are you thinking?
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking I do something really weird.
I forgot what I did earlier with the torpedoes.
I can't even forgot.
Okay, let me try this.
They already did this
That's dog trash dude
I should I should just read on the actually right on
Yeah, I don't know that it wait. Yeah, just tell me have I did it already tried what I just did
It has to be this.
You got me.
What?
You got me.
It could be anyway.
It could be anyway.
It could be.
Oh yeah, because you could twist the ships too.
Yeah.
Did you twist any of your ships or not?
I mean, you got to tell me.
I don't remember.
Um, um, um.
Monax, don't choke.
Don't choke.
Don't choke.
This is actually really close.
I'm not going to lie.
Um, I think I'm just gonna go for it for just a hit here.
Uh, no way I'd gamble and lose this, right?
It would make sense that you would have done this.
Okay, that makes sense.
Oh, no!
Okay, okay, so you've sunk four ships, I have one ship left.
I'm going to go dead center here, I think.
Vudge, man!
I mean, man.
Okay, let's think.
He could have twisted it.
Uh, probably not, though. I mean, why would he twist it?
It's terrible of it.
No, I'm not going to.
This is such a bad play by me.
I need to guess correct and then save my XP yo, that's really smart. Actually
It's got to be here or here
dude, that was
one of these two
I'm actually not gosh darn it
Close though kind of I'm gonna lose cuz of this gigantic fucking bow
And I don't know where the tip of it is because I don't know if he twisted or not like I don't know if he twisted it
why aren't you here wait number means if there's a number what it means it means
like there are two parts of my ship in that cube that you scan two pieces
means there's two pieces of my shit in that cube but yo it's over sorry man I
am sorry I'm not spoiled it's okay I have all my XP I mean I'd be like literally
brain dead to not use this all right we got to take this fucker right now but
It's so dumb.
I think that's all the badger.
No, no, no, no.
His name is definitely the inside.
OK, so it has to be here.
OK, I mean, you have two ships left.
I think I'm just comfortable.
Oh, I think I'm OK.
I think it's over.
I've been absolutely outclassed here.
I'm not going to lie.
OK, I mean, I just feel like you're the type of guy
to stack up ships, which is what I should have did.
But I-
Two.
That mean-
What does that mean?
It means two pieces of your boat are in this 90 square.
Oh!
It wouldn't detect anything else?
Oh my god.
I think it could detect mines.
It's actually a good question.
I actually don't know.
It's a good question.
It could detect mines, to be honest.
Yo!
What's up?
I think it's just over, man.
Fuck!
Dude, this is-
But now watch this. Just for fun.
Just for fun. How about a one tap?
BONG!
And sink!
Battle ship on the go.
That was all rough.
Alright, I'll give it to you.
One nil.
Wait, oh my god.
Hey, of course. I'm- I'm Jillian Schmidt.
Did I even view it?
Oh, those are-
That's huge.
Wait your dad is watching you bro. That's sick
Yeah, really you remember this guy not enough and how are you doing?
I'm doing a stream with the GSB, which you know music
GSB the goat you have to go
Wait, you're shooting with that here here. Yes with the friend
No, don't be afraid.
You're not going to get here.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can just talk about no more.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You can just talk about no more.
You can just talk about no more.
Have you ever leaked shit?
Yeah.
No good.
It's not bad because I'm going to.
Okay.
I don't know these things.
So, no.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it with somebody.
I'm sorry.
I need to leave.
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
You did right today.
Oh, yeah, it's fun, it's a blessing.
I'll give you a big thanks, then.
It's fun.
Let it.
Okay, ready?
Bro, your dad is so funny, bro.
All right, one zero, one zero, one zero.
Good shit, good shit, all right.
So now, I picked one of my games.
You already have a point.
High-fives update the scoreboard.
For my game, I'm going to be selecting Rainbow Six Seed.
But, oh my God, okay.
Okay, low key though.
This shit, I swear this morning I opened it up.
It blew screen my PC.
Hold on, yeah, fuck, hold on, let me think.
How do I make it not blue screen it?
I swear, today I did two streams.
The second one was, it's not because the first one crashed.
It actually turned on PC.
But how do you make it not do that?
Let me call a high five,
it's just so your stream doesn't like crash,
but he plays on PC.
The game, wait, hold up, let me see.
I have an idea.
How about this?
We act as if you had the points,
but we don't play it until we have to.
As in for the choosing.
Because let's say you win,
what would you choose next game, right?
No, next game would be, I believe.
I think you would choose yeah wait hold up one sec you'll have mine how does XQC
load R6 without crashing his shit
wait but have eyes is there like because there's only two R6's on PC there's like
I think you just loaded up and see what happens. Yeah, I'll go full screen camera that
Good luck, bro, I it shouldn't crash it shouldn't crash right so you won't be one Jesse the other day, right?
Yeah, but I was gonna do it again this morning, but you know, I guess what even is
Okay, hi guys, what's the biggest we can I can give him nine to zero, right?
The biggest lead? Yes, 9-0.
Alright, so, wait, would that mean number of rounds 20 chat?
Because I would have to win... No, because then I have to win 11?
Or no, I can give them... No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, 9-0.
First one to 10. So 19?
So chat 19? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be fun, Axe. It's gonna be fun.
You actually could win this. Like, I'm not kidding.
It's one chat-a-chat game.
Why is it asking me for login if I if I was able to do earlier? I don't get it
Oh, that might be good. That might be good. Maybe just log in. I don't think it'll crash. I don't know. I actually don't know
Exes just scared it's gonna crash
It won't crash your stream right you have to get X no I crash it but I don't give a shit
Bro, what okay because I can use a disconnected meter to just uh, we do it
Okay, okay. Oh, yeah, you have the 90 second thing. Okay. All right X
So wait Chad just so I'm correct. It should be 19 rounds and then he has nine
Chad is that is that correct?
Too many rounds for X. He's good. I mean Chad if I'm trying and shooting I think I could do it
I'm doing hold on I'm holding it number of rounds 11 boss doesn't make any sense
doesn't make any sense yeah doesn't make any sense wait let's just okay I'll
just go up to all right I'll just have to win seven rounds he has to win one
Okay, I'll give him six rounds. Let's keep it simple
Yeah, I
Got it. I'm logged in
They're logged in and locked in
All right
Also, also tell them was a civil over the company to fix the game where it doesn't send your PC to heaven
When you log in and largely in yeah, bro, that's one thing about console siege
That's better than PC is that the loading on PC takes literally minutes
And then the other thing is PC just has hackers out the ass and console doesn't but no you're right
You're dead on the money. All right here comes. I'm feeling a little faith. I'm opening the game
Oh listen I have us listen I have us. I'll do it. I already put in the game. I did not touch anything
I'm gonna let it open and then I'll get that out.
Alright X, I have it set up to where you have six rounds.
I have zero, I have to win seven, you have to win one, okay?
Well, only one round, is it?
You have to win one, you have to win one round.
Am I tapping, am I tapping?
Oh no, 13-13, good shit, chat, good shit, good shit.
Good shit, good shit.
13-13-13, so good, so good.
You're good, you're good, nice.
Well, not yet, the game is nice.
I see the guy with the bandana.
Okay, that's solid snake, yep.
And then, now the game is gonna open.
That's where it goes last time.
Also, by the way, I sent X the overlay that we're using
for this tour board.
Yes, you can use that.
Shut up.
Yeah, X, how about I sent it if you want to use it,
if not all good.
So good.
He, right now, how about as he's seeing
if his PC's gonna crash from the seat.
I
Mind how do you feel bro you feel confident me winning this today?
Now that's about
One no
I don't know this one this one's more scary than FIFA. I'm not even kidding
Brother
Yeah, it works. He wants out at job me others. Oh my god. It works. We are right next
yo yo now what i need to lock in okay um x what should we connect what should we connect
it's xqcow all right invite or adding you adding you add this add this add this
overlay overlay from uh havaiz one add that add that add that
chat he just needs to win one round i need to win seven okay keep it fair
I'm going to try my nuts off bro and then I just have to add the score on my score screen.
X, Q, C, L.
I'm loving it.
Okay, now invite me.
I'm not in it.
Okay, now invite me.
All right, did you have me back?
Did you have me back?
Oh.
Uh.
You're a boss.
I'm not gonna be back.
Every click is a risk, by the way.
Just let you know.
That's only weird.
What do you mean?
On PC, this game, every time I click a button
that is not in the game is a huge risk.
What's your name?
Is it O-Jing-C?
Yes, O-Jing-C.
How did you all right all right
Invited invited invited on that job that job that job that all right. Thank you. How about
X good fucking lost bro. I've never been this bro. I got to win seven you got a good one cooked. I don't see the invite
X
Yeah, I can't send you another. I got it. You got it. You got it. You got it.
Bro, good luck to you. Ask bro. Okay. You can kill me one time. One time. Okay. I will
close chat. It's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure make sure you close that. Okay. All right.
I gave. All right, bro. Hold on. Am I allowed? Let's let's say as soon as I lose as soon as
I win it. Can I can I can I can't say? Uh, just to say it's had some some in a
little amount of chat or what? You know what I mean? Like, oh, yeah, in between rounds.
Yeah, of course. Of course. Of course. I'm just very sure because I usually stitch it
and I do your channel. You know what I mean? You go. Well, yeah. Yeah, man, again, I'm just
yeah, I'm giving you the score really quick. I'm giving you like the six rounds. Just give
me a sec. Oh, wait, you have to play them out? No, no, I'm just going to give you them.
I'm just gonna give it to you. You'll spawn anything
Okay, you should have six rounds now. Are you ready?
X ready? Yeah ready ready ready? Yeah. You're lucky lucky lucky lucky luck. All right should be six is zero for you
All right, so I gotta kill you one or I gotta do you seven times you gotta give me one time
Good luck, bro. Wait, that's it seven times. Yes, you got it. You gotta give me one time
I gotta give you seven times. Okay. All right. I mean
It's always on offense
It's gonna flip it's gonna flip-flop
Whether you're insane
What do you mean? What do you mean? I mean you're insane. You're insane. I mean
like like insane like I'm gonna lose well from my POV it seems pretty crazy like
you think it's it's it's really easy for you to win one well not really easy but
more likely yes I want to give it fair I don't have like you have a good chance
remember this is a one shot at a game so like if you just hit me with one bullet
it's over correctly yeah exactly like what the fuck unless we do some bullshit
how about people can just like say exactly where I am yeah I mean I have I
have a camera point that's where I point at my monitors that you can listen
when I see it so and I have my phone behind me time to watch my stream and
losing another goal
He has to be like Oregon, huh?
Is this like the rust of, uh...
Yeah, this is, uh...
This is the best map on the HV second.
By the way, I actually played on this game on this map.
One-D-One? The other day.
Yeah, so I'm kind of a lot, give me now.
I saw you play Jesse on the way.
Well, I'll take a check into my HP because of the camera position.
Yes, I would never change.
I
Mean
Brother, where are you at?
Actually, I've never been to where you are.
Brother!
Yeah, you better flag yourself shaggy, I can't tell.
I actually don't know where you are, I never mess with you.
Are you crawling bones away?
Like where's my boy?
No, I mean what side it looks like yeah, you're on the fence
I
Do that how can you tell what I like a hundred times I don't know why you were dying
I mean, I played that pretty nice though. I mean, I was fine.
I don't know, I was shooting you, you weren't dying!
Did you even know where I was, Axe? You knew I was going to be right at the end?
Well, I mean, I saw that, but I just thought, if you're under, the road takes a few seconds.
I'll have time to escape, but, I mean, that was so quick. What the fuck was that?
Yeah, it poses a three-speed, so it's like a fast-operative game, and I switched my pistol, which, like, is maximum speed.
Man, what the fudge was that?
All right. He's like very competent. This kid this kid be interesting.
Okay. I don't know what I should play. Probably just like this and just play like an absolute
cringe war. Like just play like an absolute cringe war ground.
How does XF6 skills? He has to win one round after he wins seven.
I actually won six rounds playing fair and square, but it's all good. We did off-stream the position.
I was locked in.
I mean you were shooting close by, but I didn't know the audio was that good in this game.
Yeah, well it wasn't even audio. Um, I'll tell you after the game what I was doing.
Ooh, down to 10 seconds.
I'm not respected.
Five seconds to insertion.
How do you know all that?
Because I drowned upstairs.
Increased surveillance on moms, off, or had...
So there's like basically two really common sites that people go?
And it's for every map, but people either go up the top floor or the basement,
because those are just generally the best sites.
The middle sites suck because a lot of the roofs are made of wood
and people just make vermin.
The middle sites are always pick miles.
The top and the bottom sites are always the best.
Yeah, if I had to do a cap can, I'm gonna like actually quit.
Okay, okay.
I'm four located a bomb protect it
I
Know how much how much how much is me
4040 from like blank stare because I don't want to die to a cap pan. I'm like overthinking everything
This is gonna be hard now.
I had to be fired.
I had to be fired.
The only check is you knew where I was at.
You have all the info.
All that stuff now is game plan luck.
I maximize luck.
Wow, I actually almost died.
I don't know about this.
I might be cut.
I'm trying to think of what's the creepiest thing I could do.
I don't even know this game attacking is awful. I think they never really modernized the
uh attacking style like it just seems kind of always the same defending gets a little
bit different over the years like I think it's going to stale as a rule.
Yeah, I think like, I always said they should shorten the prep phase, not in relief, and
probably they should keep it 20 hours in the back to set up.
But most of the people that play this game just go on tip-top in the prep phase, they
don't actually do anything.
Really?
Like 45 seconds is just too long.
You've been a champ, people don't think.
I think the prep phase should go like 30 seconds, at least when you're defending, you spawn
in and you move around and set him up.
But I do actually do that.
I think they should shorten the prep phase.
Just be like.
You move around and set him up, but I do actually do that
But I don't have a fuel like what's going on I spun in fucking Africa
I need to bring that comment oh it's like it's like you pay this guy
Oh, I heard that.
Now I know you're top floor to little buddy.
I think...
That's you!
It's not a fuck my supposed to go this.
Oh, you saw me, right?
With that camera?
Very cute.
Dude, I'm in the wrong building again.
What a game for LAMERS dude.
This is a lame game like...
I heard that.
Ooh, you're shaking.
Same strat, Sam.
The bomb has been located.
Wow, not bad.
Come on!
Not bad for a fucking loser with a controller.
Oh, you know, if you want the coin flip, if you want the other side, you're good.
Just saying.
Yeah, I'm always gonna move after I shoot a drone.
Alright, alright, alright, come on, four more motherfuckers!
Okay, okay, I mean this is just such a cringe operator, but like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I've got to go with what I know best.
Let's go.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Lock in.
I'm seeing a nice door like that's it like
Bro is losing his own game
True true. I cannot believe you bit the guy again in your hat
But this guy hit them rage bait nice winner like you got you three times in one hour
Op for it is located a bomb. I'm curious why you picked up the cross man
And yeah, I should have a banana
Boy, it's a thank you. I'm your evil. Oh, yeah
And I just heard you Johnson
Well, that's absolute garbage. Let's give it about it.
Bro, bro, bro. How did they find a way to make this game so abysmal to play? Like, it's
stupid ass, like, bullshit auto stuns. Genuinely, though. Like, who sat down and came up with
this stupid shit. So, X, um, do you want me to tell you how to, like, never do stuff like that?
Um, well, I should have populated the space and push, like, pretty much.
Kind of, but the reason why it's so easy to do that to you is because you're just trapping
yourself in the room. Like, if you just make a rotation with a shotgun, like, it's way harder,
like, to do that. But you're, like, trapped in a room, so I could just walk in and shoot no mass.
It's mainly for, like, flank watches, what no matter it's for.
Yeah, baby I
Wasn't really the thing if you tap yourself in a room
I could just shoot them on the door and you have to run into it well
You're also doing the thing where you're playing with the RC car for three hours, and it's like yeah, well brother
Well, I'm a big donor. I'm I like droning a lot, bro. It's my thing. Yeah, but what am I gonna do though like I
Can't rotate once you found one of the locate them in GGs
First thing you got to do is make a rotation box. First thing you got to learn in this game.
You should never get trapped in a room box. Always got to make rotations.
Insertion in 10 seconds.
Always make rotations.
Give me that drone!
Yes!
You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.
And then you put a bunch of fucking hair pins on the ground and then after this fucking go to every door and
Fucking shoot something that you can't see unless you have like special eyes or whatever the fuck them sweet fucking dumb ass mechanic
I think he's farmed, boy.
What? What do you want from me?
I'm not gonna use shit, pal.
Nice fucking metal doors, man. What is this, Rust?
I
Dude
Well, I can't believe you pick that another 50-50 either side
Well, it's like it's not really a 50-50 bro like it's
I mean, it is kind of
I mean you are right that your best chance of killing me is gonna be a gunfight
It's more of like an Intel peak to see if you like dropped off or if you're still on the thing, you know
I wasn't prepared to fight. Well, I was at 50 50 whether you went left or right on that on that on that peak
What's that? I'm taking it's like I'm playing ruggedly like I'm taking it easy
You're just like full committing to one thing. I don't mean I
I mean you're not playing like that bad you're you're not playing that bad
bro yeah I think that was my my best chance I did that that was good entry I
actually don't think you could have entered in a better spot because I was
watching every other spawn yeah so I didn't want to talk because you had no
idea like I was on the opposite side
All right, I hear the boss wait to check after this doesn't go to a neutral game
But how does it work or would it go to exit my game one to one?
So that's better
That's stretch I never seen before got it got it
I don't know where you can even enter from it like like this that is so weird
I don't anything to break the walls
No something like that
of
the
death
of
death
of
Oh, a lot of blood, a lot of blood, a lot of blood.
Yeah, I mean it's one ball six it's one ball it's a one ball game
Yeah
What's your idea though?
67
Hey, actually six out of them
More like seven six, but yeah
I think I'm drunk, but, like, I'm at the, uh, the guitar booth where they sing the songs.
Where the fuck did you go?
Like the Ace of Spades, you know that song?
How do you brand...
I guess here?
Man, this game is lame. It's just a bad game.
It's just a bad game. I mean, it's a bad game.
I said it. It's a bad game.
Dude, I think it's like the...
I think it's like the fourth most watched keyboard in the last year, bro.
It's not that bad, bro.
I mean, the game is watchable, like, it's digestible.
Doesn't mean the game is good.
Yeah, I think it was like fourth round.
It was like behind CS and Valorant B.
All right, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go.
One more round, bro.
One more round. Let's close it out.
Let's just chill.
It's not up to the pink.
It's not up to the pink.
Just close it out.
Close it out.
You know what? Let's go.
Good ol' trust worthy.
Old reliable.
Old fucking reliable.
Get it, get it, get it.
So actually, you gonna pick a neutral game or your game next, bro?
Cause I just need one more. I just need one more.
What do you mean, one more?
We need one more.
What?
We need one more.
What do you mean, one more?
You're trying to locate a bomb.
I see one more round.
There's one more round.
Oh!
Aw, man, yeah, that went for you.
It's a year pick.
This was my plan, so it would be over the Europe.
It would have to be my plan.
It swings around and then it goes neutral.
Surely.
Yeah, his plan.
Oh, oh, Billy, I've been moving on my mind,
I've never seen this before.
Now watch this.
Ah.
I think I hear you.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
Where you at, bro?
I can tell you.
Where are you at, dude?
Lame.
I had you.
I had you.
Lame.
Lame.
Lame.
You actually had me.
Give me that toe baby!
No, that's so lucky.
Let's fucking kill!
If I go gun out, I can't chase fast enough.
Look at the leg, look at the leg!
Yeah, look at the leg!
Come on!
Come on!
I got mute!
Let's fucking go.
Let's go!
Okay.
One to one.
Low key.
Low key, I would, I, yo, I give, I give, I give you fucking.
I give myself one point.
If you get into position on offense to get a flash, that's good enough for me.
That's good enough for me.
Good shit, bro.
Good shit.
Alright, one to one.
One to one.
One to one.
That's a kill.
That's a kill.
That's a kill.
Alright, so now X.
It is one of your games, bro.
Chess, Rocket League, or CS.
What are you thinking, bro?
Pick a poison.
What would you like to play the most?
I wouldn't mind a little chess.
A little chess vs. the three.
I wouldn't mind it.
A BO3, do you remember that?
Like when you play chess, first one of the two games,
that's what we're gonna do.
How are we gonna do BO1 battleship
but BO3 chess, what the fuck is that?
Alright, let's just do BO1 chess then.
BO1, BO1, BO1.
I don't play, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't,
I don't play, I don't play, I don't play,
let's do BO3 then.
We're gonna do, I'll play it back in.
I like BO1.
No, let's just do BO1 by 10 minutes.
So it's like 20 minute game.
You know what I mean?
Uh.
It's not what a spamming quick game,
it's just you one long game.
We'll react to the thing correct. All right
All right, how do I add you can you text me your shit so high-fives could add to you X you cow one I can literally send you a
Chat well
Bro X I got into chess like a week ago, bro, and I've been watching chess videos on YouTube
Bro, I saw this one where she played
moist critical
And he, like, checkmated you in, like, six minutes.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's a new, it's a new track.
It only worked out because I hadn't done anything,
other research and things, scotch open.
Fuck this shit.
It's a new track that only worked on a Sunday.
All right, X, I'm gonna invite you right now.
I'm gonna go pee.
You're 900 yellow, Shisa.
I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee.
All right, chat, one game, 10 minutes.
Now, how do I answer your invite?
Don't send it, don't send it.
Why not?
Why not?
Yeah, you guys can't see him, I mean, how do I fix that then?
How do I fix this?
It's normal.
What we're going to play.
I can.
I love that.
Oh, oh, here we are.
Axe, you ready, bro?
Yep.
It's in your Discord DMs, all right?
Click that link.
All right.
Good luck to you, bro.
I need to resign this first.
You resign now.
You design now I
Alright one to one chat if I win chest. I'll be the greatest upset of the century. I've never played a nine-hundred-year-old player
Hold on
Then I just get I
Feel like I just got banned or something
What's on on on chest you got ban?
Wait
Maybe I got a life chest out of me if I won this brown show
Where do I go to see if I said their challenge? What I like where do I go?
So just click the link, the link, the link.
You have to make another one, just look.
You can only accept one, this challenge at one, one time.
So, and I'm supposed to be in there.
I got you, bro, hold on, let me send another one.
No, no, I'm kidding.
All right, X, I'm gonna send you a new link, okay?
Yeah, sorry, it's like bugged.
Wait, I'm just gonna send you a challenge, all right?
Join this.
You see that?
Yep.
Click that.
All right, bro. Good luck to you, man. Good luck. Good luck. I'm gonna make Levy proud chat
All right, I've never played a 900 elo player like ever. It's all good. You're learning
But I think I think I think I could win if you like
You're opening a royal of his let me guess what is it my openings what Roy Lopez?
Roy Lopez
Yeah, if you if you went Bishop b5 there would have been more loophies. It's a like I think one of the highest win-wraiths
opener in the game
You actually like know your shit, bro. Well, not really. I suck at this game
This game is about
Exposure and repetition and when the expose of the last scenarios and you want to do it a lot
And then when you when you play for a little bit and you stop every few months. It's you're not progressing
Check, by the way, let's check, you know what it means?
Yes, I know what check means, bro, yes.
I got you, make a sure.
Please, I'll do the scholars mate.
Is it too late for that or not?
Yeah, I can't use cuddle to make my queen and bishop already.
Oh, you know what that is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a checkmate in six.
only knew it was off the vandal
bang bang bang bang bang um
Take, take, take. Lock it, chap, come on. I don't like that very much. I think I have
to take it here. Take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take. Classic. Ooh, vicious.
Now watch this.
I guess we can trade.
Actually, no, I would win that.
I would win that exchange.
I'm going to go for it.
I think you had a better play there.
Of course I did, yeah.
But it's not.
I think if you took this pawn, I wouldn't be able to.
You'd be doubled up.
You'd be doubled up.
I wouldn't lose more material.
Well, you would be doubled up.
This would be my only advantage,
which is a pretty good advantage,
but my development would have been hindered a little bit.
So are you gonna take that middle pawn?
It's not defended.
Bam. Bam, bam, bam, bam.
You know what?
Why not?
Yeah, I would just take that one.
You know what?
Since you've offered it so nicely, I have to take it.
Bang, bang, bang, what do you do now?
Well, what you would do in this situation is,
that no, that's actually incorrect.
It's why this development felt better for me,
it's why I went for it, not the other one.
Because I'm more comfortable,
like I have more exposure to that scenario
and the one that you presented.
You know what I mean?
I feel you.
I got one material.
Up 20 seconds, okay?
Not ideal.
I think I fucked up a little bit in the opening.
Please lock the next 30s to know where you are
in the loops to this absolute dumbass border.
Oh, I could win this, I just had to really wander,
like bad.
Bang.
I'm just gonna retreat, so I gotta make this kinda,
that's just the way it is.
Oh, oh my God, oh my God.
I almost just fucking tossed the game
Just kidding. I know I just said that I thought I was gonna be a checkmate
It's not after the wrong the wrong line. So I got in my head a little bit. I'll just keep playing the game. Sorry
If I do this you can't castle true yo that's a that was actually very knowledgeable
It's not able
Maybe it's a new maybe it's a new thinking but what I usually think about this is that I don't mind the castle thing
What out of the Queen and when the Queens are when the Queens are gone the castle for me isn't a big of a deal like
Usually castlings to protect from like back right bullshit
You feel me
Yeah, you know there's a back right
Yes, yes, like the back line the back line
and you sneak fast.
No, it's whatever you're, your thing is a squeezy at the back.
And then you put the guy that blocks the whole line from him.
That's really awkward.
You know what?
I kind of like this.
Uh, I hate that you have a night, bro.
I like the nights a lot.
I like the night more than the Bishop.
I'm not even kidding.
Not bad.
Good development for sure.
Thank you.
Not bad good development for sure. Thank you
What about I'm X watch like this though, what was like this though?
I just don't think trading's off the model from down one.
Yeah, I don't think trading's smart.
This is shit because of this.
Oh, I see it.
You see it?
Wait.
What happens here?
Go like that probably?
I'm just gonna...
No, you'll go like that or something.
Or like that or that.
Um...
What about that?
Ooh, what about...
I do see this. What do we think of this? You have a cool Rook. You have a cool Rook
player low-key
so what do you think of this not bad not bad it it's not too bad that was a
good player but you missed something kind of cool though you missed you missed
this oh well played
Well, fucking playing. Okay. So my best answer would just be this.
Yo, not bad. And what the heck? Thank you, sir. And now this, mate?
Yeah, bro, this is a good fucking play here. I think I have a good end game plan.
if I can get... yeah, okay. Let's do this.
He could take my pawn next to my rook, but it doesn't really matter.
Because if he does that, I can just go here.
Yeah, buh buh buh buh buh buh buh.
This is actually a close game.
Okay, we're tied material and I'm up a minute
This is fucking winnable boys. I'm not even kidding. I would have to say that
Okay
Half of my Rook
my corner Rook safe
This is interesting
This is interesting
I'm gonna a little bit pick a lookie
You might have better
development from mid game it I have better leg and development but my mid
game is really bad I'm not probably developed at all that looks good that
looks beautiful okay this could get interesting I'm down one this is I mean
this looks good and then maybe even like throw that in or not that is
This is good because this
I fucking love this I want to get this other rook involved too
But I don't know my rooks never get involved
His rooks aren't involved so I guess it doesn't really matter
This is so beautiful
I don't know
What even happens?
I'm trying to map out in my head what happens
OOOH
If I go here
He would go probably like
Really smart, okay
so
interesting
Really good play by you. Thank you man. Very well. Thank you government
So that was actually like the best night I've ever seen wow because it attacks the pawn it defends the other pawn
Yes, double attack for sure
So it's a two-pronged attack defenders.
Let him have the F-pong.
The F-pong, yes.
Oh.
How does he react to that?
Fuck that pawn.
What's going right at the kick?
Yes, because.
Hear me out.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom. Boom. Boom.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Bro, but can I get this?
Boom, boom. Boom.
Yo, this looks like a fucking good attack.
Holy shit.
Mmm.
This doesn't look bad, bro.
This has to be my next move.
This to this has to be my next move.
I think I've looked at exactly what love you would tell me to do, um, maybe not though
But if he does that though
I'm close
Your chest is so far. Yeah
It just is so far
That's two minutes only. I'm up two minutes, bro
Okay, what is the point of that? It looks like it's smart. Oh, this is
I see what you're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You're protecting that
But don't I just win that material exchange
This here seems like the best play because it changes nothing, but then it threatens that
Mm-hmm is nothing then this is now threatened
This looks like such a good line
I just got to keep the time chewing bro. I'll just one off time.
Bro, this looks beautiful.
It looks decent but that's also...
You're in a pickle pal. You're in a pickle. I'm done right now.
Wait, I'm not even kidding.
You're over exposed if I take
Yeah, you're exposed you're exposed 100% you overplayed your hand
You should have developed while you had a good business name. Whoa, what does this do?
Um, I'm not just go for it low-key
If you're gonna give me some shit, I mean imagine let's go for it
I'm not I'm out of phones because I want to make it spicy. I have a cool playmate. It doesn't work out as we're gone
I didn't want to think about it too much
I call this one the yo-yo
So it's a it's a oh, but what about this though?
and then check and then take which is kind of like a like you got bone to
type momentum so so hard oh my god no there's no way you can check me though in
this position I refuse to believe that bro I was actually playing so good that
game I mean if I lose my bishop lose your knight okay I had been a player but
Can I just end this I just don't think I think I still win this just off time I might be like delusional
I mean, I'm down what one Bishop and one Pawn
You could you could yeah, you could on paper I
Feel good about this
Okay
I think I just win.
Yeah, maybe.
Who knows?
Because I could just kind of go here.
Yeah.
I'm just going to try to do this.
I'll just go here.
You know what's cool, though?
You know what's cool though is that you're chewing up time like a maniac like a buffet
like you just can't like you just can't stop you know I mean so I did that earlier and
I'm not hungry anymore because I got my plan all made out you know what I mean my plan's
finished and what exactly is that what is that plan the plan is to hold my line and
You can't do shit.
Okay, this is blocked.
Little conversion thing is not going to go now.
Right, I think I went off time, guys.
I'm up a minute.
I was there.
I'm not in a check meeting position.
He's not.
He's not in a check-ready position.
Send it.
Okay.
Do it.
It's a little interesting now.
Okay.
I don't really care about that.
Okay.
I mean, you're going to care in a few minutes, though.
Or a few seconds.
I'm curious, so, if that happens, and this happens.
You're chewing your time, tick tock!
I did wonder kind of
Oh my God.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold up.
Hold the front fucking door.
Oh my God.
Bro, but...
I have to thank you.
Oh, I can put you in check, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not your man.
I just don't know what I'm supposed to do now.
I didn't do that bad, chat.
I started a week ago, bro. I started a week ago. Now it's good. Yeah, I my blunders because of time I low key like I
Was sometimes I myself, but of course, but I asked you to one well played. Well played
All right now for my job building a lead and not going to select
FIFA but I will use the worst team in FIFA and you will use the best
Mmm you won material by capturing a rook and I'll give you a goldie and I'm gonna be Goldie
Wait, yeah, how's it on a blunder earlier like oh because of my development, right?
Bro, I just do that. You know when I had everything stacked on your you want your I fucked up check me
I'm awesome
Where you were plus one and remember when you've been plus five I fucked up
I didn't see your night today. That's your night. Oh, yeah. It was a that was a fork
Bro, I had so much shit pointing out that I had two rooks, a bishop, and another bishop to protect my rook.
Wait, apparently somebody said that I was supposed to do a neutral game.
Oh, neutral?
Okay, okay, okay.
Bad, good looks, chat. Good looks, good looks.
Okay, I'm going to pick Geo-Gesser.
Ooh, how many hours do I have in this game?
Like, is that really a neutral game? Like, how many hours do I have got?
I have probably 10 hours, 15 hours, probably 15 hours.
I'm silver, I'm silver, it's like the second-oldest rank of the game.
Have you played GeoGuessr?
Um, I mean, I'm kind of old shit.
I play one tournament, they're good, and that's it.
How much do you know about the world?
Um...
Now that's really deep in our rooms.
Well, it's more about the meta-guessr.
Like, I'm like a...
I feel like a D-minus meta-guessor.
Okay, how do I invite you, Axe?
How do I invite you?
Um, duals?
Yeah, I'm still over.
Duals?
And then, I have my scout, I have my scout.
He's gonna send you a naked discord.
Okay.
Yeah, my chat's saying I have like 30 hours.
I have like 30 hours.
30.
I think yo guesser is pretty hard to take seriously.
I'm going to show out to Chicago.
The what?
AX, do you want to do best of three because these games fly by by the way.
To Chicago please.
Um, best of what?
Best of three because these games kind of fly by.
Sure, sure.
Bro, I didn't know Levy's going to review that game chat.
Oh, that was so, oh my god.
I was winning.
I wasn't winning, but I was in a good spot.
I wasn't in a good spot.
I wasn't winning, but I was in a solid spot.
Um, I said, how do you move a notification?
So that I'm getting some of them, like that masses, ooh, hide mine.
How does he do that?
It should be in your settings, cog wheel and then notification.
Bro, Chad, I sold, I know, yeah, y'all see how it was cooking though.
Y'all sounds kind of cooking.
I don't see it.
They should brook.
Oh, go to account X, go to account, profile settings, notifications, okay.
Okay, account, profile settings, notifications.
I need to win this, because if not,
it's three to one chat.
I gotta keep this close at least.
I need to win this.
There's no, no, no.
Accounts, profile.
Yes, yes, yes.
Account, account, profile, preferences, notifications,
and then both mute notifications, previews, and sounds.
Checkmark that.
Baby.
Profile, it's not there, like what?
Okay, I'm gonna profile, I'm gonna profile, boom.
Then I go, I then I go like, preference,
preferences, notifications.
And then, where's the though, I don't need to say preferences,
I don't see it.
Oh, go to account, sorry, don't go to profile,
I'm sorry, go to account, go to account.
Go to your name top right, go to account, my bad X.
And then preferences, notifications, in there.
Account, account, good.
Bang, bang.
Okay, okay, good luck, bro. Good luck.
And mute notifications?
Mute notifications?
Yeah, but how do you remove them?
Just click the check mark, click the check mark.
Oh, that's not enough.
That's another bad thing.
Yeah.
All right, how about as I see it?
I think he accepted it.
Hey, I'm not in yet.
No, no, no, but you did the thing, right?
I don't wanna leak the code.
I don't leak the code.
Yeah, it finally happened.
67.
67.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right.
X, good luck, bro.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me, let me, let me put it up.
Let me put my, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Take your time.
Bro, you verified in this?
How'd you do that?
Uh, they, I think they, they, they watch my stream.
What?
I can't.
You verified in this?
I used to play with it back in days.
Okay, this could go either way, bro.
Best of three, all right, you ready?
I'm gonna start.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna perform, I'm gonna look in.
Is it what?
X, you ready, you ready?
I'm gonna start it.
Okay, I did it.
Best of three, okay?
Yeah.
Best of three in the world.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Okay, um, I am, the sun is at the south, so I'm up north.
I'm guessing I'm gonna be, oh, Ash,
let me talk out loud, hold on.
What would I do?
London?
How'd you know?
Nice!
How?
I just gasped Manchester.
It was Liverpool!
It was Liverpool!
Chateau's actually Liverpool!
What the fuck?
I've never got Liverpool in GeoGas, sir.
Never.
Wow.
I just clicked Manchester.
USA?
USA?
Question mark.
Uh...
Oh, this could be...
Chad, this could be...
I'm gonna win.
This could be Germany.
I didn't see that.
LeBun.
That's right.
All right, all right, all right, I can't tell I can the language language is weird
Oh, no, oh, no, I don't know I don't know and
That's uh, Ecuador for sure actually it's just Mexico
Yo, I chucked a little bit for that know what yeah, that was a lot of points. Yeah, I was
One mile, one mile, what, X, do you realize the answer to that?
Brother, brother, I went with what I got, I went with the capital.
One mile within, wait, one mile?
Yes, X, one mile.
I was in the middle of it.
That's insane.
That's like one in a million, that's like one in a million, X.
I'm not kidding, I've never seen that.
Chad, did you?
Wait, wait.
Actually.
One mile, X, we got one mile more.
Yes, yes, one mile, yes.
I've never seen that in my life. It's one of the places I just click on the on the on the capitol whatever
The big one I just click that capital. Yeah, but I we clicked like right next to each other
USA
Yeah, yeah, wait, I know where this is. Yeah, I know exactly this is help you watch the certain TV show brother
can I think I know where this is I hope you watch a certain TV show
no
I was actually very close being not who I thought I was LA like near the other
and near the house I've never seen a cactus in California Northern Europe at
at least
Northern Europe got it
Very pretty where this is actually
This could be Canada, bro. You're from Canada, right? Yeah
Yeah.
Yeah, that's more of a Yukon.
Yukon, probably Yukon.
Like, whatever it is now, Yukon for sure.
Maybe Kansas.
It was a Kansas, shut up.
Wait a minute.
No, it's not.
It's just no way.
What?
Bang.
Bang.
All right, best of three.
You got the first one.
Well, I'm getting fucking shit on.
All right, best of three best of three best of three
Well lock in bro. We need to move 11. I have to win this bro. I have to win
I guess or I'm gonna be fucking saying do not move. What do you mean by that oh?
It's a mode and people want no move apparently, but I mean that that's not language. We're not good enough for that
Yeah, I think that just turns into guessing and orange. Yeah, we're not good enough. We don't have it
I call this moves for that. Yeah. Yeah, I agree
Oh
Rejoin game. Oh, you're in game right you're in game. Yeah, man. I'm in hell. Yeah, uh
I hope I'm right bro, I hope I'm right
I had one second when I joined you already clicked so I just went with the
the it said something up something up and it looked like Europe so when it's
Spanish in Europe
Wow, not bad.
We're both close.
Oh my god.
I don't think, I don't think the turkey, it has always been, oh, I'm not knocking, knocking,
knocking.
Oh, I know what the house looks like like this, I know exactly what this is.
really that's not hawaii right
I just took a bad path and lost a rep I think.
I had no clues anything.
Bro, I'm pretty sure Medellin was where Papua Escobar was because it was like the most coke
Ever transferred in like a single city ever.
See this is just RNG.
Oh yes, just RNG, just RNG.
Yeah, it's RNG.
I thought it was gonna be classic UMSK,
but no, UMSK was actually gonna risk you there.
UMSK, UMSK.
Oh, oh, oh, this is very distinguishable
if you know the meta, but I don't know the meta on this one.
I don't think this house is kind of reminding you of like...
And boom! It's done!
Bring it home! Bring it home daddy! Bring it home! Saudi Arabia!
I'm in Turkey, Georgia! This is more like... wait no, Jesus Canada!
And...
Boom!
Oh, come on really was it that where it was France and no friend somewhere I knew it's
yet
Oh
I all I can say is I've never gotten this country
Yeah, I think I've ever gotten this country
What is this?
No, this is not US.
I mean, is it chance?
Maybe Ottawa?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's US?
Hmm.
Looks like EU houses to me.
Boom!
Boom!
It's good, right?
And bang, bang, bang!
Bro, I'm getting fucking fisted.
Oh my God!
It was the mailboxes.
Mailboxes.
Oh, bro, this guy gets France then Canada right after.
Shrew.
Like, I'm gonna shit his pants.
This guy gets France then Canada.
Like, fuck off!
My French roots.
Le fromage.
Yes, bro.
All right, all right, all right.
What's next?
Three to one, okay, I'm actually getting my ass kicked.
Okay, so now it's one of my games.
All right, FIFA.
Let's get a point.
Oh, ready?
Yes.
I'm going with FIFA
and I'm gonna use the worst game of the game.
I don't know when you're on, I'm gonna invite you, bro.
I'm getting fucking destroyed.
I have an idea what to do.
I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee.
Wait, is it first five?
bro that's that's hard
he says um yo yo we were slander what's up
this is how I was picking a champ brother brother you know that the camera
was filming the screen the whole time, right?
You see right here?
This was filming the screen the whole time.
You can literally zoom in on it in the VOD
and see what's on screen.
What else do I do?
Well, my phone was behind me, man.
I like that put it here, which is a risk, actually.
It's NBA.
That was a very risky, actually.
It's like, get it when you throw it in the screen.
It's when I take it out.
So this is the loading, right?
Nah, I think the settings of the game were a little bit easier.
It's why I was in the country right most of the time.
It's not a little bit of luck, but also it wasn't hard either.
It wasn't like the internment, I thought it was way too hard.
X, you on?
I'm on right now, yep.
Aye, you don't see, let me about you.
You get that, did you get that?
Yep.
Alright, really, good luck man.
Uh, Chad, what is the worst team in the game?
What is the worst team in the game?
We're gonna have to force me to do something, what is that?
Chad, what is the worst team in the game?
Let me find it. Is that good yet?
Johnny T. Marsh is 40-44.
Ooh.
Half star.
Oh my god. 99 pack.
Somebody said USA National Team.
Wait, is USA even in the game?
I
More yet
What you remember that like countries like yeah, like you like branch or something sure
All right, how much of a goal do you want like three?
What do they mean it I'll just put in three goals in my net
No, I just do it with something like we're doing it over there.
What do you mean by that?
No, no.
It could be the format of a real game.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, I wanted to be 0-0.
Yeah.
Alright, I'll just use the lowest rated team in the game and then play 0-0.
Wait, the lowest?
I believe this is the worst team in the game right here in the Karela Blasters.
Teth Karela Blasters is the lowest in the game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, all right, this is the lowest team in the game.
You can use whoever you want.
Like, Tony is Warsaw, like Madrid,
it's Opie, France, it's...
Oh, it's what I did already.
Real Madrid.
All right, all right, well, come on.
You can eat me for what I ever know.
India football!
Now, you guys might have witnessed that.
What it is.
You never saw me for what I ever knew.
You're gonna witness it.
You're a magician.
Bro, I'm the fucking ex.
Wait, ex, do you?
It's like a personal question, but you look in Canada or US both I wrote it
But I'm mostly US majority majority time Canada majority than Florida
Really, okay, how long you look in Florida for?
This came back like a half a year breaking but
Yeah
Yeah, nice
they high up the pitch and get enough of the ball. Wait. If they drop too deep, they will then
leave the center forward isolated and it could be difficult for them. Well what is that with these
numbers? Like these kids, number 54? I mean, it's happening. Where is that line going?
Will these over open up here? This is the Real Madrid starting line up.
No way!
That's fine. That was very risky for me.
Well, he's risky. I'll say that.
I did it again, I did it again.
Okay, now what's that?
Jack, calm the fuck down.
Calm down.
Calm.
No, no, what did I just do?
Let's go.
Bumble.
What is that? That's bugged it.
What?
What the...
I run up run up trader trader trader. Can you see a studio?
That's healthy that's healthy position
No
That's
IT'S THE GUN!
IT'S THE GUN!
What was my name?
My name is Crash. My name is generally Crash.
I don't even know.
Can you pause?
No, we can just restart because it's tied anyway.
It's tied anyway.
So why do they do that?
What?
What do you mean?
I mean, it generally just crashed.
I don't know. You're on PC, right?
Yeah, but I'll remove this later.
I'll just do a game catcher.
It's PC bro, everybody plays this PC, I don't know.
Yeah, but yeah, it's just a double encoding problem.
So I'm encoding the game on this plate
and game catcher, that's enough, that's all me.
You're good bro, I read about it, it was tied anyway,
so it really doesn't matter, it doesn't really matter.
I didn't get out, I didn't get in.
You could bolt my hands on my controller.
I need to win this PCT but it's shit.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, you can be fun because if it was tied in Atlanta, we were 18 minutes in,
it was just starting.
Don't go US, there's not, yeah, still some of us.
Nah, I'm not doing Sunday and we just did, otherwise there'd be a V-Chain.
Space, space, space, space, space, space, space, that's not good.
Yeah.
Alright, there you go. Good luck, bro.
Whoo! Let's go! Come on, bro.
I'll go get him.
Yes, I mean.
Ginge broke up. She tried to bring in you.
Okay. I don't know if I can't stay there.
I don't know if I can't stay there.
But, uh, maybe tomorrow.
I don't know if I can stay there.
I will text him. I will text him.
Come on, India! Come on!
Let's go!
Alright, Nil Nil, let's go! What is that fucking pass?
Oh, shit!
Alright, right, stupid fucking.
West Hamlin Field player Stuart Robinson.
Hey you bitch.
Small mess?
Seem to be slithering away.
What the?
Huh?
My outfit?
On this particular occasion.
What's up with my guy?
He didn't mean...
And they take on Ray Almadry.
They're nice to play, but they lose in the title.
Sing! Sing!
Tracking the players.
Luda!
You never know what might stop Cumback.
Faroof.
All right, all right, all right.
Sing!
Sing!
New one!
Dude, there's no way in.
Caloritya!
Estia! Estia! Estia!
Explain how your guy 50 outruns me with the ball.
Luna! Luna!
like what that's not even okay that's a car for sure but you're
Oh my god. Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Why are you so slow?
METEA! METEA!
LERUNA! LERUNA!
LERUNA HATTER!
My defense is a dodge hit. I mean, it is what it is. There's interest in it.
Well, it's actually a good spot.
It's pushing me into attack.
Oh my god.
It's pushing me into attack.
You're just ran by a VDF.
He's better than like Madden and Timber.
Impressive boss.
Madden and those games are actually real video games, really.
Madden and those games are real.
He's still alive.
Don't read, guys.
I'm not reading. I'm just telling you how it is.
As a real human figure, Madden and those games are real.
Continue and turn up.
India! India!
I want a score chance. I want a score chance.
SING!
Like
So you trip me you don't get a car for that
No, you didn't know that anymore
What?
Not about now.
Well, the fans are going mad here. They think that was a penalty.
See? Me too.
Fuck outta here.
We don't care.
I thought he would defend better, so I was going to pass back.
Dependently give them a bang bang. Dependently give them a bang bang.
Oh danger here.
And in the right position to read it.
You run? Thank you.
Sadui.
Sadui.
I'm just saying X2, it's gonna be a time where you're gonna slide back when you're not gonna get involved.
You know what I mean?
All I'm gonna do is just then bait it out then.
It's gonna shoot.
What is happening with these paths, anyway?
I can't bait it out.
My players are slow as molasses.
So it will be the throw, mate.
I have to cast.
What?
It's gonna be a throw.
Yes, stop doing, stop doing!
Nice!
What?
And a precise challenge just when it was required.
Yeah, great.
Nice!
What?
And it crossed the touchline, so a throw in here.
BAMBOL.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm showing you.
Stop him, Bobbi, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Check up with him.
Not that way.
We're going to kill him.
Let's keep him!
Let's keep him!
Yes!
Oh my god
I should pass my fingers that I don't want to give us I thought I mean he seems 50 me we're gonna get free go here
But I guess the guy 50 just I can full ghost full clutch mode
This is actually a god. What is his name?
Yes, and we're off. And we're off.
Well, they can keep possession now.
Okay. That makes total sense, yeah.
Luna
Like that a critic
Now with Belligham
Trader Trader Trader
That's a bang that's what I do
That was clean!
Yeah, what's it at?
What the fuck did that go to do with that?
What is that?
I mean, does everybody have weights?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
He's blocking me!
It's completely legal.
Completely legal.
Yo!
It's a time out of dawn for stoppages here.
Are you fucking insane?
Man, the slide's not going to fall.
Oh, shit.
Oh, okay.
Do it again.
Not a big deal.
Do it it's actually winnable it actually
All right, let's see the stats
Wow, you actually have more shots. I mean your goalie is in 10. I mean the guy is the guy in charge of a
All right, we actually might have a game here as long as it's a complete joke I should
really struggled in the first half will we see a response from them in the second
I'm telling you, look like a cat.
I'll be the player, so I'm not gonna stop you.
The game here is here.
Good, Billy.
Pressing hard, he uppass it to the advantages.
Is he gonna put it away?
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
He's gonna give us very much back on!
And that's over.
Well, here's the replay.
That's a really inviting ballplay into the box, taking players to attack you.
And it makes the strikers jump so hard.
Well, here's the replay, and it's a really inviting ball play into the box,
creating players to attack it, and it makes the strikers job so easy.
All he has to do is make the right connection. It's a lovely goal.
Nooooo!
Shoot! Shoot! You're a pervert of the net! Just dumb it in! What the fuck?!
Yeah, this is so shit, I'm not even getting it, I'm not even fucking getting it bro, fuck!
Dude, it keeps getting inputs for later, now I didn't put in yet.
Wow, yes.
Like if you input that, I didn't put in yet.
put it in yet.
Do you want me to like, give the goal on a silver platter?
Like, just put it in the net!
Holy fucking Christ!
Fabulous use two more.
Now what can I do from here?
I'm able to get this body in the way.
Well, you can't underestimate a block like that.
I'm going to stop this shit in my ass.
What?
Keep her.
Keep her.
Keep her.
Keep her.
Keep her.
Keep her.
Keep her.
Keep her.
from there. What? What are these numbers? I am far less. It went barely less than a chance.
I don't know. There it is.
Yes.
But this keeper's actually saving me. This keeper's actually saving me, bro.
Game. Him. Him. Him.
Him
Bro this game is so bad
ULTAN IS A PLAN BEEF
No, it's him, it's him, it's him
Why was the game through that?
Like, why would the game say, oh, I'm gonna pass the gun next to me?
Like, I mean, I'm the enemy team
That's the thing, she's got the gun
I
Like you're doing mine at like 50. I did literally a joke
Yes
You just got a deflection goal.
You're actually...
Did I?
Look, look, Axe, look at how you scored.
Look, deflection goal.
Then...
No, then what?
Oh, it actually passed to you.
Well, how about this?
But I was not trying to pass you.
Just 15 minutes remaining.
All they got to what they have is the priority apparently, it's all going right with them here.
Let's keep them turnovers.
But like, even when they position themselves, it's like holding fucking shit.
Here we go.
That looks interesting.
One more for the road.
He's like eight paced.
Not one left, and they need a girl from Stamford's.
If they are to prevent the season ending early.
Well they look like a piece of cake to me,
and unless they score soon, their season is over.
I just can't see it happening.
Let's jump in!
What?
No, no, no, no.
If that goes in his game, if that's in his game.
All right, three minutes.
Get the ball one more time.
No, I'm a great sloppy in possession.
GG.
GG.
GG.
What?
Can they get themselves leveled?
That's literally all that.
Like what?
India!
One more goal. One more. One more.
One more.
One more.
Stay on it.
What?
Hey bro, good game, my boy.
Good job with the stalling, by the way. Nice fall strat.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
That was nice though. I like the way you waste your time there. Sick.
It's fundamental football, bro.
Len.
Let's go!
Len.
Oh, it's Len.
My name!
Len.
But let's talk about the team.
Lois, even the game, from all the pastors!
Well, the thing's still called the same.
Celebrating is one goal.
I could never.
I would never.
Lois in the game!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Bang
It's all good. It's all good
If they did leave it like this last round you were India and this round
You know if by comparison to that to Madrid it you're still India. You know me
Yeah, I got this.
I hear you, Doug!
Come on, come on, come on.
What?
I had to compute and frame my shit, brother.
So I don't get, uh...
You know what I mean?
Time, time, time.
Time, time, time.
So now you've got to get a little bit of candy to get, you know?
Add me in the quick ones.
Now, let me, let me, let me like it real quick.
That should be not bad, that's not bad at it.
If you just sold it, then I just sold it. Wow, wow, I actually made my fault.
Take the bomb, I don't want it.
Well like, I do need this game because the bounce is so...
Look at the bounce. It's supposed to bounce back, but it like does. Oh, yeah, it didn't hit the corner
Yeah, it's a wall. That's pretty much it
Like I'm expecting it to just fly can be different like what is that?
It feels like it's winnable, but
Yes
Not matter
Oh my God, oh my God!
Pick up from you starting and find him out crazy.
Here we are.
YES, YES, OH MY GOD!!!
One minute, one minute, hold on just a moment, hold on.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You
That is so fucking annoying
if it went in, would it have been lucked?
like, it cannot hit both ways, it cannot be lucked only for me, but in the random shit
Wait, wait, wait, wait, like, you're just stupid.
What?
No, I got kicked out.
I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
Let me know.
I
Got so it was red and then it just removed it. All right, you go
No, no, no, you take it back
That's just a bum.
that's really really bad all my
I'm not sure if that's what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure if that's what I'm talking about.
oh my that's actually
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, yep, you're up, you're up, you're up, all right, it was like
Just pass it to me and then let it run
Oh my god, oh my god
Let's get him!
He's just spicy
I took it at least I got the first game though
As long as I can get him
The other three, I can try to change
The one with the full screen came off
The red side is close.
Alright bro, one more, let's go, that's a three.
One more, go!
Ah, no, no, I was here.
It all comes down to game three!
I had to do it with the little thing off.
Yeah, I have to jump, I have to jump, I have to jump, I have to jump, I have to jump.
Good shot, good shot at him.
Yeah, that was a good shot.
Good shot, yeah.
No.
Question mark.
I knew it was coming.
Not bad holy shit, hold on.
What was that?
Dude I waited for the last second.
Damn that was really close.
Locked the fucking attack.
Like uh, fuck.
Right there.
Right there.
I
Do the same
I just feel like I'm a little better than before.
What a shot, though.
Damn.
I'm down here.
What a shot.
Yeah, you thought it was worth the wait after that.
Wow.
Wow.
From there.
No, I could have got there.
So long, so long.
I could have got there, no?
That's just
Oh my god, oh my god
All right, you didn't finish it
What do you mean?
The door?
No, I hit it.
I didn't think I nice.
I'm just gonna play well.
Break away and I missed a fucking BOOOOOM!
Oh my!
Ha!
Alright, am I looking?
Oh my god!
I
Will the ball go like this
What I
Slow down before my nose
I need that, but I'm just finished with her.
The edges, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Oh my god. I'm having a boost of influence.
Bro, you're overthinking it, bro. You should've been giving it all.
And the bush.
I don't know if I hit your card, it doesn't move. This game is deadass!
Dogshit! Oh my god!
I hit his card, it doesn't move. Look, his card, it doesn't move.
Alright!
Like this game fucking sucks
Where's your car going? It's like me got a titanium fuck this shit
I guess that's your boost, yeah I'm gonna hang myself, I guess that's your boost though,
I'm like, let's see, let's see.
Okay.
AHHHHHH!
HAHAHA!
That's his boost!
Mounted, docked in, then pumped.
BANG!
No, nobody?
Alright.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
What's that going to be about?
It's time to hang up the tires.
hang up the tires bruh hang up the tires
yo what that stupid fucking game it's all just mechanic r&t bullshit of like oh if I
hit a star it doesn't move I hit the ball at an angle it doesn't move whatever get me
out of here
Now what's good about this though overall for the segment is that you get to choose
what's gonna nail in the coffin like how do you want to die yeah you know I think
You have to choose the death method.
All right, so we got three games left you want four up on three
You want to those
Oh, so I need to win out Wow, I need to win a
Okay, let's have them up all I need to win a ball pool game win a fortnight won't be one then win a CS go
Well actually it would have even have to win
Four nights then eight ball dance. Yes
Wait, so it doesn't start neutral. Yeah, we're yeah, we're going to neutral and I'm sure in between
Okay
Okay, start to neutral start to neutral what I do I do for night anybody friends been overall personally
Yeah, I agree. I don't, I don't. Yeah, let's see for now. I haven't been on for night.
Literally. I don't have to get an album. I don't even remember. It's been months. All
right. I'm gonna go PX. Okay. Are you good to play or do not have a job? Yeah, I'm done
even now. Okay. Wait, what? You're downloading it? How long is it gonna take? Shouldn't be
be too long. How long? I mean, I only need a bit. All right, well, I'll be back. Let
me know if now we can pivot to one of the other guys.
Yeah, you need a bit, only a bit. Let me limit download before it crashes my shit.
it's too fast it's too fast that was an exit chat in mbps i want to report
Like 300.
Guys add a thousand and f, f add a thousand.
Last game should have been neutral.
We start off with B-Shit so bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang no no Joel we're fine
All right, chat, Fortnite 1v1.
X, you ready?
Well, how long is this update?
64 GB.
Well, we could have a Babuha waiting.
All right, let's do it.
Why is this 64 GB though?
Yo ex all you gotta do high-fives look up. What is it called high-fives? What is it called?
See the word GB. Oh God
Now you'll you'll be ready you must have like a super computer right you have to well I'm in Florida
So we're in America so which means that um, we're not allowed to pay for a good service
You're not allowed even with money. You're not allowed to buy good service. So then
I kept my download at half speed, otherwise my internet goes exploded about it.
Like what a shit fucking oligopoly scam.
Like citizen fucking bond of barrel wallets scraping pieces of shit fucking loose overlords
to buy a new yacht because they're fucking dying of old age man.
It's all good.
It's all about that.
X, you're very like tangent, E-Brow.
You get on like tangents.
my mother yeah I mean like sometimes you're right my mother what are you
looking for I have links better be have I say boy boy boy boy boy boy no like
that's you just like getting these tanned tangents bro are you like take a
chill pill yeah it says you says you know but like it really just take a
chill pill bro you know what you're taking my ass I'm gonna find my that you
You would get on the tangents if you interact with your fans, your chat, they love you.
They all they want to do is talk to you.
They want to say hello to you.
They want to say hello to you.
They want to say hello to you.
And you leave them all to read you.
They want to know more about you.
Bro, I read my chat all the time.
Bro, wait.
Exjoint.
Discord.
Discord.
Discord.
Discord.
Oh, but where?
Oh, this.
Discord.
Discord.
Okay, lock in bro, lock in.
Okay, what am I looking at, I don't know what it is.
Let me explain.
On the left is your power shop, okay?
Wait, I cannot, I cannot, F11, why not?
Are you in or no?
Uh, yeah, well, I'm pin this.
I don't know what to do here.
Can I show a screen?
Yes, yes.
Like, what do you mean do here?
I cannot, I cannot, I cannot have a lot of them.
I can't get a name?
Yeah, I can't.
You can't get my axe?
Yeah, what's up?
Okay, so can you see the game?
Can you see the screen?
Yeah.
On the left, you have your shot.
It says 0% at the top.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Huh?
That was my turn.
Oh. Okay, so the more you put it down, the more power it has, the right is for backspin.
It doesn't really matter that much, the backspin thing.
I thought I saw your face today, but I just turned my head away.
Alright, that's a three bro, good luck teamer.
Um, the score a full ball and I have the I have the I have the strike ball right?
Strikes, yeah, stripes, stripes.
Should I back spin?
Yeah, I guess I should.
Oh, yeah, but that's not that though.
I'm trying to get it.
I don't know what a back spin is.
Yeah, it's kind of a ass.
I don't know.
Bro, I need to break these up.
Um, that's it?
I sunk the 8-ball so you get the win.
Alright, best of three.
Alright.
So you won a game one.
Alright, I'm never doing full power again, Chad.
I'm never doing it again.
Yo, we should play more of this game.
I actually like this game.
It's pretty easy, you know?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Chill, bro.
Chill.
Chad.
I got this.
I actually get into this game.
I'm gonna lock you
Not good enough
Wait, okay, I'm actually just unlucky. Thank you. All right, so I have three stripes. Okay. This is good. This is good
My god, the info almost went in again. Wait, did you pocket?
So I scratch so now you can put the ball anywhere you want anywhere you want
Remember your solid don't forget that you're solid
I'm straight
Chow we need to win eight ball
We need to reverse sweep this win this game win this game win a fortnight 1v1 win a CS 1v1 greatest reverse sweep ever
Wait, I have no idea. Can I not hit the ball the other way around had ready the ball the other way around
Bro, just swipe your mouse, bro.
Bro, you're funny, bro.
Just swipe your mouse.
You're aiming the wrong way, Axe.
But how?
How do I move my mouse?
Bro, just move your mouse.
No, no, you're moving the ball.
Drop the ball, Axe!
Drop the ball!
Once you drop the ball, you'll be able to move the mouse.
Did you drop it?
Yo, CT.
I mean, no, all right, all right, okay, all right, if I lose this, I'm a failure.
Holy crap.
That was my 69 month sub, 69 NN, while this is happening.
Okay, there's literally no point in even like trying to make this because I'm just gonna...
Che, you don't even know either.
You're just talking.
You don't even know either.
Have not subbed in a while but as we're pissing you off.
Watch it on big diapole, I think it's virtually impossible for him to be made.
After what I just witnessed.
Like...
Oh, I get it.
Like, you did it on the break, you broke correctly, I don't know what's happening right now.
I mean, the break, I mean, you don't have to move the stick if you're doing the break, do you?
Yeah, yeah, but X, like...
So, first off, Aang, don't move anything down.
Just Aang.
Okay, there you go.
Oh my god, you made two.
Good shit, X.
There, that's all you gotta do.
Now you're cooked now because see now you're in a spot where like you're basically forced
To hit a close range shot and you can't aim this at all like you can't get an angle on that
Yes, that was huge. That was huge. Okay all the solids are grouped up. What we're gonna do
We're gonna make this we're gonna slightly cut it
Well, then my ball anyway my ball bugged excellent in this and don't choke you will beat the 2023
The game of the year has become the true gaming war.
It looks like a bug.
I remember like MiniClip.
MiniClip, my glorious king.
Look, Chad, remember, as long as it'll make the eight ball, he can't win.
Let's not forget that.
No way, it's not impossible. After what I've watched.
I was gonna play smart, not gonna go for crazy shots,
and just win, and then win the next game, and we secure it.
Okay, yeah, there you go. You're you understand now.
Now works. Now works.
What? You did not need to do that!
Why me?
No fucking way!
I don't need to call our shots because it's not real life.
Yeah, but no no no, Jack. You did not need to fucking do that.
Okay.
Um, am I about to lose? Am I about to lose? No, no, no. You have two grouped up. CX.
Scenarios is like
Yeah, but I give you a tough shot on the black dough, so you're telling you know, yeah, here's the thing
Now my only hope of winning is to like hit this so good for me
That it somehow hits the black. I have to hit so hard. Yeah, the smoke the fuck out of here excuse you
And that I'm hitting you
Wow, I'm actually cooked
This is winnable. Hold on my best case scenario. Hey
It's to kind of cock him. I don't get it. I thought because I made a shot
Okay, we kind of cut him see see what I did chat pretty good strategy now he's in a tough spot
You really better think about this X
What's your name?
Yo, X. In pool or billiards, you can't hit the eight ball first.
What's your name?
You like, huh?
I'll explain.
Is that is this like home rules?
Like that or what?
No, no, these have been the rules for like a thousand years.
So X, whatever you're making, if you're strike or solid, it goes cue ball to strike, cue
ball to solid.
You cannot use the eight ball to basically ricochet it in.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Ever.
Ever.
It'll be a scratch every time.
Okay.
Game three.
All right.
What am I surfing again?
It's just random.
It's completely randomized.
I don't like that.
Oh, okay.
and it's completely randomized, I don't like that.
Oh, okay, you made a, okay, you made a stripe,
or you made a solid, you made a solid.
All right, I'm not even kidding, I'm never that lucky.
I mean, no, that wasn't lucky, wait, I made that,
what was I talking about, lucky?
You did not mean to make the one that way.
No, no, no, I did though, did you not see my screen?
That was literally the, what else was I doing?
What? That was a little bit...
Huh?
X. The ball that you hit was not the ball that went in.
Yeah, no. I hit the ball behind to go to the inside and hit it on the left side.
Like what?
CT, bro.
It's all good. I mean, you can now believe me. I don't give a shit.
Bro, I know... I know you didn't mean to do that, bro. You just...
It's all good. Yeah, like I said, I'm not trying to prove anything. It's all good.
I mean, this is your game and you're fucking dog-shitting. So, I'm not pissed at...
I mean, I'm not pressing all your shit
Okay
Okay, you scratched again
What do I mean scratching?
So bro, I didn't hit the black ball if you're solid you can only hit solids if I'm stripes
I can only hit stripes period. That's it's that simple
You can't hit my shit. You can hit them on a ricochet, but the first contact cannot be my ball. Oh, that makes sense
You can't hit them on a ricochet now
I made to them game for boomers, so it's all good
Billiards
It's some it's it's a mini clip
toddler shit or
Some boomer like cigarette smoking shit. Let's give it a bug. I
Mean it's grouped up for me, but it's also grouped up for him so I should probably work relax
True work
That's the easiest on the world what this should break it up a little bit here, I think
Okay, let me think how can I'm kind of
Such good shots here like I have just straight shots
No, that's not gonna help. I gotta do this chat
That set that seems it in pole I
Gotta bounce it off of this wall into the top middle
Oh my god, oh
That was pretty lucky. Yes me
Right, I was gonna take that trajectory though
All right, you need one two three four solids. I need four strikes to tie game
I could I could there's a mayor what what do you mean you're saying you could make the rest of the shots
Yeah
How so show me
You do it. I'll show you
This would be aura and you would win the bro be bro right here if you could do it
If you could do it
I'm curious to see how you approach this
You have kind of one option.
You can't hit the brown, you have to hit the red.
I think this is gonna scratch.
I think you're gonna make it
and then scratch in the bottom pocket.
I knew it.
Okay, stand up though.
Stand up out of feeling that was gonna happen.
All right, we gotta get rid of the ball
that's like closest to everything.
It should be good. It's gonna kick out a little bit backspin like they just don't buy like this like some fucking like I
Wasn't paying attention chat
I was worried about the next shot and I didn't look at the trajectory. It's actually over now unless you fucking choke. It's over
How do you backspin?
Click the white ball with the red dot, white ball red dot, bottom red.
This is gonna scuff it up.
Come on, come on!
Ex-QCN from Brazil.
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Bag bag bag bag bag from
the back from the back all day suck it suck it front gamma of the finger decade
BOOM!
Fucking muscular, I'm fucking tall, I'm fucking handsome, I'm fucking cool!
Do you just sneak in muscular, bro?
Do you just sneak that in, X?
Yo, yo, I can sneak whatever I want!
After snuck in muscular...
I snuck it in your back door, pal!
GG's.
Hey, GG's. No, that was fun, bro. Thank you for playing, bro, that ass.
That was not as fun as...
Yeah, right, bro.
I enjoyed this game a day.
You did it again. Yeah, how about it be all night like these days a be all night for
Down your substance
Yeah, oh wait. I have to give you hold up. Let me get you right now. I have to give you the winnings
Ggs man. That was actually fun, bro like that fun game
And I'll I'll see you in England bro. Hey yo true where we together, right?
Yes, bro. We're on the same team, bro. We got a win. All right try to train like one more time
No, no, no, I'll try like five at least five times. All right, bro
Gg xp software. Have a good one man. You do man. Thank you man.
By each other. That's the props.
Chat chat. If the ball white pockets, it's GG, right?
Jack, if you aim for the black ball and you pocket it, you lose.
I don't really understand this game, like, we have to go hard, not hard.
It's hard to tell, you know what I mean?
I feel the physics in that it will say, it will say, hard if it's, because it's gonna
it's gonna spin.
So not hard for directional.
You're doing, oh yeah, like that, big one, little one, I enjoyed it, good job man, I
Have a good rest of your stream.
Chat, I'm gonna get some water and some shit
and then we'll chill for a little bit.
Dude, I had this stream a moment,
you gotta do IRL dude and my voice is gonna be scuffed.
Chat, what would I do to fix it now?
Water, right?
Honey, all right, yeah, I'll put a little video.
Yeah, I'll do a small react.
I'm gonna get some honey, some water, and some salt, and I'll be back in like two minutes.
So what you watch?
Yo, honey.
Yeah
What's your hands up right now? What's your hands up right now?
Do not take your hand off the gun take your hand. I got called here
Take your hand off the gun right now. I got called here for the man with the gun and I'm responding if you put your hands up
I will put my gun away
Okay, I can listen to that if you will take your hand off the gun.
Sir.
This is not going to end well for any of us.
19, he's walking around, gets his hand on his fire arm.
Hey watch crossfire.
It's not going to end well for any of us.
Please
what the gun now
What can go down every 아이 gets out?
Put the gun down
Hey
Now
Put the gun down
sir sir talk to me can you please put down the gun sir please put down the
gun okay we do not want to shoot you everybody this will not this will not
No one wants to shoot you.
You just take it.
Sir, you are holding a gun.
I was not this low, I got a case.
You showed a gun to somebody, that's why we're here.
I need you to talk to me.
I hate to talk to my face.
Okay, well, somebody said you pulled out a gun and you said you were going to hurt somebody, okay?
I like it.
Let me talk to you, okay?
Listen to me, please.
Sir.
Sir, I don't know if we can talk to this guy.
We need to talk to you, we can't just leave right now, sir, can you just please put down
a gun and we can talk?
Hey, you put the gun down, I'll put my gun away.
We all will just put the gun on top of the car.
We will all put our guns away.
here for a reason though you got to understand that sir sir what's your first thing
I think moving into the car is a good start.
Got it?
You're on the right.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Your hull is complete again.
It's not until the first couple of times.
Razak channel.
What the what?
Do you know what the plan is?
I don't know.
I just want to get him for sure, man.
One woman, one woman, one woman.
I
At this point, we're not
All right, we got here he starts walking around if he has a pistol on his
Eventually get back into
We have no complainer the complainer calls
We tried to chase them didn't work
I just want so I mean did the days ahead of you a woman probably did no
What kind of car was he using a great Kia no front bumper?
I mean all we really have this one I guess I guess you W because he's gonna pop a we had our guns out at him too
But that's about it. You have no complain for the initial thing and obstructing obviously
Sir you are holding a gun
you showed a gun to somebody that's why we're here I need you to talk to me more
excuse me watch crossfire
What's the gun down what's the gun down put the gun down
I don't necessarily agree with this either.
Like one is wide open, guy with the gun out, and then they escalate, aka chasing.
like if you're gonna go full out or you know I mean like tasey because it
escalates because the guys are gone and then they escalate like it's more it's
more likely that the guy is going to shoot at that point the nuts I mean
If you put the gun down, this will not end.
Yes, the ladle, and negotiating that behind cover
would be the most optimal option here anymore.
That's a dumb weekend.
You showed a gun to somebody.
That's why we're here.
I need you to talk to me.
Face, also the right face.
OK, well, somebody said you pulled out a gun,
and you said you were going to hurt somebody, OK?
Here, let me talk to you, OK?
Thank you, Mr. Team.
This is me, please.
Sir.
What can I do with this?
Does he have medicine in it?
Does he have medicine in it?
Can you put the gun down?
Can you put the gun down?
We're here for a reason though. You don't understand that
I go
You know my name. You know I meant I thought it was like cough tea whatever that has like
What I'm asking cuz we because we have someone down pretty sure
Well, I don't think it's with that. It was that we're desk. I don't wanna did
the gun on top of the car. I was gonna get you in there. I saw a bunch of like cough, cold
shit. So I was like, is that like some of that?
We're here for a reason though. You don't understand that.
Sir, what's your first name?
That's my name.
I'll be back in a while, but I'll see you after that.
I'll put your lights on and see if he stops.
If he doesn't, just let me know.
I guess I'll wait for more units before I join that, right?
Me and 24 here.
She has to say no on to go northbound, old park.
What?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'll just turn north on Oak Park with him.
Yeah, I'm going to go.
Yeah, I'm going up.
Try to stop.
It's confusing a little bit.
Right, he's turning right.
He has on him for sure.
They're...
They spawn on 155.
They spawn on 155.
They're on 155.
That's the way to spawn on 155.
They spawn on 155.
These are like...
Can you step out of the vehicle without the guy?
These guys are terrible police officers. I'm sorry. Like this is also a big no-no like face-to-face with an armed suspect
Like really?
And they don't even they just stayed it
Can you step out of the vehicle without the gun the guy turns over then you
Self-preservation
Tell them I'm a driver's patient.
Or did I do this stuff?
Hold on.
Talk to me.
Don't worry about them, OK?
I showed up in the first place because somebody
said you had a gun and they were right.
What are the chances you had a gun?
And we're trying to figure out why that's it.
What happened?
We're trying to figure out why you had a gun out
in front of people.
Sir, we've got a call about it.
I'm not lying to you.
I didn't have a gun out.
I was standing there like a mace, close to my face.
So why would I lie to you about that?
You had a gun out previous to that.
We had a caller about it, sir.
So we're just trying to investigate it,
and then you up and left.
I'm right here.
Look at this guy.
Yeah, well, you got to understand.
You had a gun.
That's why we're trying to talk to you.
No, you didn't come to talk to me because you
You pulled away from us, we were trying to speak with you, we wanted to check you.
Yes, he's got a rifle sir, you got a gun too.
I'm going to go to the outside of the car, alright?
So can we talk?
Can we keep talking?
I want to keep talking to you.
I'll let you smoke a cigarette.
All right, so why'd you get maced?
I'd like to get you out of the car without the gun man. Well, how'd you get maced? Why'd you get maced?
It seems important man. I'm gonna try to figure out what's going on. I'm trying to figure out why somebody said they saw a gun on you
I'm trying to figure out why you pulled away from us. Now this is fine. I'm trying to figure out why you left
Negotiating this religion seems like it's uh, we didn't taze you until you got that gun out, sir
that's all he's fine all right hey that's what we said
he's finishing his cigarette search with your hands off with your hands off
is your firearm in that pouch leave the dog in the car
I
Stay right there stay right there just stay right there
Stay right there
This door was last in the right and his right hand. I see it dude. Just relax
Yeah, but I don't want to shoot you back up. Check up do it back up
Right back the house back up
This is confusing, at that point him walking forward is just stupid, sensibly if I can
tackle this dumbass and put him in cocks, or disengaging tally, well they keep them
I know you're full in or you're full out. I mean this is stupid as fuck.
What was that so hard on?
I didn't come to stand them up.
You did the first time.
Just in one, two, three.
It's supposed to be a quiet Sunday, sir.
Yep.
I know.
Why did y'all show a hug?
I got maced.
You should have showed up to help me.
Like somebody just maced you.
You're wiping mace out of your face.
I couldn't see.
You definitely need help, so.
Did you mace yourself?
No.
Don't play.
I don't.
That happens.
Oh
I hope you don't.
What is that?
Can I have a cigarette, please?
You get to the station and have a cigarette.
I promise you guys lie like that.
I promise you.
Can you reach in there and grab them and show me that you have them at least?
No, you see the sky is in there.
It's a fire.
The firearms in the passenger's cigarette there.
Do you want to give me a cigarette for real?
At the station, yes. You can't smoke in our squads.
We'll give you one before you go into the station.
You're gonna do that, man, man, well, let's smoke it outside right there.
Dog, Pierce, be friendly.
I'm gonna see if I can just take him.
Hey, buddy.
Come on.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Come on.
It's okay.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Come on.
Come on.
Let me get you.
Let me get this.
Okay.
That's cute.
Yeah, come on.
That's coming around.
Ah, yeah, it's...
Come on, come on, good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy, come on.
Oh, what in the world happened?
Come on.
Oh no, it's sliding.
Oh no.
This suspect, 48 year old Lotus from Illinois, was charged with aggravated unlawful use
of a weapon, aggravated assault, and seven counts of resisting a peace officer.
The suspect's dog was not injured and taken to Oak Forest Animal Control.
Lotus is presumed innocent and less proven guilty in a court of law.
How many times does an officer have to say drop the gun before I actually mean something?
Because if you really think about it, there's no magic number, there's just a moment where
hesitation turns into risk and when that suspect shot at extremely close
distances often within just a few feet don't get reviewed they get remembered
and according to the FBI a large percentage of officers killed by far
arms are shot at extremely close distances often within just a few feet
so when you see officers holding distance repeating commands not rushing in
that's not hesitation that's experience keeping things from going back and I
love the way that officer was speaking to him he was steady he was calm and not
matching his energy that's not just communication that's someone trying to
slow everything down before crosses the line you can't come back from but as he
close and distance on the sergeant that's where everything changes because once someone moves
towards an officer like that the conversation is over tazer comes out and just like that control
gets taken back but let me ask you at what point does ignoring commands become forcing someone else to act
yeah i mean yeah
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man, man, man.
Just sit right here, okay?
I just want you to know I am a popcorn.
Um, this one's long, very long.
I'm a search warrant.
Yeah, I'm a search warrant today.
Read it.
All right.
Um
Now what oh my voice feels better now a little bit
Chains feel better long like your snows
really
The only cox can you give me details with the mobile or not?
There's a keyboard doing a rust. Let me check
Where's Rustat?
Chad, is it late tonight?
Is it tonight?
When is it?
Was it when I just went live?
You're welcome.
You need to join the server, the IP.
Oh.
Chad, I have to play that tomorrow.
5 p.m.
Fuck.
Oh, he pushed us through the Sunday.
about it okay that's good then all right no one else um okay so i told peanut you were on our team
and then peanut said he wanted you he wanted you on his team yeah well we're gonna talk to him
i want you on our team because i think peanut thinks that i'm like a you know demon at the game
I said I said you just like saying there.
I make it cozy.
I put a fireplace in the base.
I fill it up with bear carpets, you know, I position everything.
I'm pretty much the den daddy.
Oh, Den Daddy, yeah?
I am.
Yeah, you are.
What do you mean he's guarded?
What do you mean he's guarded?
Don't land on the ground.
Don't land on the ground.
I can't play the game.
No.
I can't play the game.
No.
I'm there. I'm there. I'm there exactly.
I'm going to get off the goal. I'm going to get off the goal.
Four feet across the ball.
All right, what else?
Oh, if I don't mind if I have an excuse, I don't mind this.
That's actually true. True. What else?
Tomorrow is 18th stream, but he's only switched Sunday with 6'9".
Oh, true.
I'm getting better than Jitman.
Tomorrow's my PM at, is that going to fit the schedule?
Fuck.
Oh, man, I can't do it then.
I can't do it, I don't know.
Let me do it, um, yeah, yeah.
I
Will also go to the check well mention errors video logic I keep hearing this word fascism. Yeah an hour video
Yeah, what we do now
Play the game it's order you sort of have another one play games. I'll play it sort of since that all the boys are asleep. I'm sleeping
I don't want to do wolf companions. I'm not going to inventory for it. Runes are offered
in the shop game. It's also a gemstone build. It's either blacksmith or shot. But I had
to play people with though chat has sort of a play before which i
shaman can be giga i think so too
oh it is never i think i mean anvil is good because it does like for each crafted item how many
Okay, does that it?
Shaman's easier to play let's go shaman
What do you like to play
Abiotic factor with me my god or
four. Slay the spire to do any way to get to gold. I don't think so. What is this ring
built bling bling bro? What can I say? Chat press. I think we just reserved. I'm never
gonna buy these things dude I can't afford it I also need to get another axe
cuz right now my weapon is awful it is a low tier weapon that's supposed to be
doing double the damage it's doing I'm not getting through that armor and let's
say have zero damage what the fuck mecca armor what is this but it's
low stamina so it's he might he might start getting a clap at this moment he
has been in a stack though completely stem tapped me stamped out but he's got
a banana plus a what armor hey they're gonna die yeah I guess that is it's
kind of it's better than this game maybe the fucking next fucking melee hit dude
Damn it!
Oh, you better go up the line, yeah.
Oh, okay, it makes sense.
I don't think I care about Hawk Rune. Let's get this ring going.
Oh my god.
I got a faction of them.
I'm going to end the series. I killed a lot of fucking Muggles.
I hope you're not Muggles.
Because I kill you too.
You served, sir?
You served
Soda said what?
Wait, what do you say? What do you say? He left four hours ago. Well, unfortunately. No, no
No
I
Am magic ring oh my god
It's an elephant rune
Hmm any way to get to gold I don't think so guys what is this ring bill bling bling
I think we just reserved that supposed to be doing double. What is this?
This fire to duo perhaps
Actually, I'd love to sure really you talking about like right now. Oh
Because if it's a right now situation yikes
Yeah, that's what we'll do right?
Right.
We'll do it anytime we'll do that anytime.
Um, chat, I'm, I'm extension 10 on two characters at a file.
I'm just, I'm just dead here.
Like I'm like good to go to the game just dead.
I'm going to put my voice down for tomorrow and then after that.
So this is Ron's like chat.
What about a game of um chat you get that I'll make it tomorrow start to read no I don't
know what to make it.
Goat.
Um.
Unfortunate.
Why is this good?
DXBSN.
Again, again, again.
Type, again, type, again.
WDXB.
Type, again.
Type.
Oh my God.
Type, again.
The fuck is he saying?
I
Okay, what do you see no it says no that's the mains like the stage. No, what do you see?
it's so it says no at the top and then I'm six buttons listen to me answer the
question okay what do you see a bomb no no what do you see in the display yeah
the display says no oh wait wait wait wait I'm not like chat yeah yeah if you
I don't even play this game before like yeah, you see like
Now you don't get it because the game will speed up as in like you need to understand more and you want to save more
Sometimes you have to you have to start with the basics if there's you have to reset say it's what it's how it works like
Yeah, it is what I have to do
Yeah, I mean
This game is fun.
Jeff!
Jeff!
No, no, no.
I'm not going to see one A in there.
If I would see one on Valorant because I can't do that afterwards.
I'll just find a replacement.
Why not?
That was exciting.
That was a story.
You know what I mean?
The story right there.
I mean
Yeah, I can hide in his lobby
53 months of watching
Oh
Yo
Yo, man, yo, what was lying in your stream?
I'm still in the car. Oh, that's kind of awkward. Isn't it? Okay. I'm I just call it check if I were to do one game.
It's not sure. It's showing me now
Are you in
overwatch or deadlock overwatch deadlock so I can play game of the league and
I enjoyed it over the league over there. It was kind of good.
I saw nine bullets as soon as I swung.
Oh, shit.
Oh, the winner's the winner.
I don't think I've ever watched Wookie.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's nice to be here.
A venti, a tempi, a toro.
This is me. Who's that?
Wow.
Hey, reloads, Blinky. Yo, you buying a little tower, buddy?
I
Will mine like running with somebody that's my league, but
Yo, can you enemy team yeah, that's how much you guys just
That's what I got one time. I'll give you a hundred bucks each
Do you FF?
I know that you guys can hear us.
I like that something.
You guys are slapping me.
Why am I trying to talk to them?
Okay, we're forcing him trying,
or are we just gonna like play for our stats?
I don't fucking know.
I don't think I've been playing for stats for a while.
I mean, trust me, I've been doing the 2-2-1-7 for a while.
I look like I'm playing for stats, but I have 2 kills.
It's like, he knows you're exactly where you are every round, so.
No joke, I think Chamber has found me 10 out of like 12 rounds last half.
He just drive peaked us, Arcade.
Like I still don't know if he's snapping for sure, but I have a good thing he is I don't fucking know
Look at my own world, but I'll have one smooth right in by
You know my revels that it was harder
I mean like mirroring against liquid citadel
Yo good luck
Faster each fastery can get to the next meal people the next meal will be at like nine or ten
Yeah, I don't think anyone's been with me.
How do you see duo?
What's the sigma?
I mean, I'm a Jonas.
What rank are you?
Um, ascendant.
Oh, of course, when XCC is here,
Vegas pops up out of nowhere.
I'm ascendant. Fuck you.
Yeah, we can queue up.
Surefour clears your soul.
He was actually pro at a game.
Yo, got him? Well, I'm just saying. Surefour's is the bit of play.
He knows more. She thinks more.
Surefour clears your soul. He was actually pro at the game.
What the fuck, Vegas is getting dogpiled now.
No, he turned out to be for no reason.
He turned out to be for no reason.
Matty, I'm bad at this game.
I know he said it.
Hoppers, cooks.
I'll put one game at the end and go to the next round, I'll get them cooked.
Next you see here.
Yo, yo, chat.
I always like it to play at the match right in this game.
Oh, where's your chat guys, if I push my voice chat, I guess it's gonna be really bad
with Moe.
It's gonna be really bad?
Yeah, because my voice is cooked and I want to put it toward it, I want to do one game
before I go to the next round.
What happened to your voice?
You've been screaming?
both of the Brogons and he's in a clatter. Oh god, two people just screaming? Yeah, but
are you max rank enough? Is the only player max rank only? I'm a turn is five. So close
enough. So one out six though. Because I don't give a hoot. I've been queuing random. Also,
what the fuck do you mean I only queue max rank when you're ascending? Well, I only
with the homeless man in the fucking corner getting mad that you're getting a
dollar instead of five dollars okay okay low kiddo I don't lose games
genuinely like I've I've 65% or more on all my characters like it is I just I
haven't played the game enough the times I have a 43% win rate on bebop but
it's just apparently one of my highest still reading characters according to
game. I'm on Billy. He didn't
bury it a lot. No, I just I don't know how to make a game win. Like I'm good at the game,
but I cannot win it. But as Billy, you just farm until you're a giga and then you just
start smacking bitches. Well, I snipe bitches at first and then from a little bit. No, you
got to farm first that much that much. Yeah, Billy is a weak motherfucker until you have like
two spikes. Really? I usually smoke them in the lane with the two, one, three, one tumble.
It does work. The higher you go, people start punishing you.
Okay, should I put more triggers so we have a lower Q?
I'm Qing randoms, do whatever.
Are you Q random?
Yeah.
For that, explain this to me. Why all games you play, you soft throw,
by just being like nonchalant. I've never understood this. Even in Overwatch, like everything is like the rank up game whatever and you're like, I feel like playing me, I feel like...
I see because my soft throwing is still better than 99% of people's traffic.
I have been banned for like how many years? Please come ban me, I am mischatched. Especially now that I'm in a wrong location.
It's not wrong though.
Keep up!
whether you're gonna roll it for me but it's gonna be way lower than you
depends on who I get like whoever made this video game they match make people
so badly if I'm lower than you they give us a game that's like my rank plus a
little bit even though you're way higher and you can roll it but it's so stupid
but I'm on paradox the wrong thing with you okay I'm switching I'm requesting
swap boom nice guys excuse me
hi is this um I haven't I haven't I don't recognize any names I tell you it's
I mean this conception that Dota was first, League of Legends was actually in the stages of making the logo for everyone else, but it got leaked.
So then someone made it before then, but League of Legends wanted to be like, make sure they perfected the game.
Bro, bro, bro.
When do you think your check is gonna hit for that rage bait then?
Like, like, we know you're getting paid.
Like, the red, the red, it'll kick in.
But when though?
I guess, babe. I do it for free.
I mean...
For free?
Yeah, I'm not a grifter
You made bigger free. Yeah
Then I do a little bit of the game not everything's about money
Tell me fucked up. Yeah, he's like where's he going?
my period okay chat said lower your audio okay I lower it and I don't hear
I don't hear a minute anymore you got ice but I can see because I will be the
edge yeah I'm talking about I chat I don't get about okay about your ears I'm
sorry I'm at that point like that I mean I can't
Oh, I'm a sound you guy. I don't fear numbers. Well
You guys should be surprised. Um
Audio cues in the human are a lot faster because you act in the visual cues by a long shot
Yeah, like marginally
Cuz it's closer to the brain. Oh, yeah, it's one of the survival thing
now I'm not mad at it, we were rolling
we were rolling
oh man, we're healing our belly
What a fool.
I created a little bit.
Okay, I get it.
She ate me.
She ate me.
Uh.
Okay, I have a cat in my head and I swear it was really like half a second often
I
Think it's because you waited a bit to heavy melee and that threw your brain off
Yeah, most of the time probably better to just spam like
Yeah, that's what I usually do. I have it on to a science, but I'm a melee man usually.
Alright, man.
I was fighting the Mina she's coming
I got the cat so good job
I'm fine
Well
There's a trip to man for what reason for reason I think I think it's because you're at their walk
Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing I am so
Chalice that I was down you still on them. I died in the Mina try to protect you because she was about to
Oh, no, I'm behind you
Yeah, she's pretty strong right now, but we can handle it because we're better. Yeah
I've never met an actual human that plays a kelvin medley nobody
nobody that's actually human only ai bots like servers whatever clankers
fucking sugar boards nobody that has hands play that shit only kelvin one
tricks like kelvin yeah
yeah I'll just go coldest and gonna go for late like I was gonna have it I think
It's much better.
Hey, I'll walk you a little bit.
They're coming, they're coming.
They're all back.
Man, it's double.
Now it's fine.
We'll be fine, I'm sure, bro.
I mean, my ricochet haze is crazy when I...
Oh, I saw the cliff
When you died to ancients
I didn't die to ancients
I was low HP to ancients
I didn't die
That's propaganda. I know there's a lot of people that are trying to
I know there's a discord attempt
There's a lot of propaganda
I mean, the coordinating post about you all day
What the hell, you got fans like that?
Well, it's channel fans. It's like mega haters
It's still a type of man
I think it's low. I'm about to die. It seems like there's someone else here too.
Trust me. The longer this goes on, the worse it's going to get for you.
Alright, me now, maybe a little hungry.
Yeah, he is.
That's all I guess.
Ummm, thank you for the luck if I'm out my mage.
We went to the brilliant side of the bridge.
BOOSH!
Have Iceman on me?
If you like that move, it's just a bit of a struggle.
I have iceman on me. If you left ammo, it would have stopped his move.
It would have dumped you if it just isn't enough.
Kill them.
Oh, you're in the center down.
I'll do that.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh, we can kill Mina.
Oh no.
Oh, we can kill Mina.
The beast has been slain.
So, this is gonna be, uh, go back in the shit.
Back to archer.
Help! Help!
are you okay? drifter! you're okay
if you want a hundred percent win rate just play a bunch of drifter
oh i put it so this this page is a little bit clunky chat he is here i'm yelling
his hatch he's broken this fuck
hello you okay? what was that noise?
He is doing it.
No, I believe you.
I'm doing fine.
I'm doing fine.
Two and six.
I didn't open up a lot of opportunities in my kingdom.
Yeah, your space created.
What do you know about my club?
Yeah, true or false?
True.
I
Love
I think it's more than me. I think it's perfect. Oh that's that for some of the players. Wow. That is okay. Whoa
Because it's subjective so I can say it's perfect
There's no you're doing another game
hmm there's anything you would change about the game or nothing
um solo queue only
it's the only thing Alex
I grade it
like how is this fun for him
like it's just a boring character
Like you do nothing even if you're dead. It's just that orange all that is so
Yeah, I can't get that that he's just you someone he's like
Oh, they're adding skins for you.
Jack, could you just go to the tower, Jack, and then freeze it?
And then...
I could not see him grabbing the urn there.
Also, I feel like the urn should not be on the map when it's like, you know what I mean?
when it's like going backwards towards the spot
I think it's gonna slip in
I don't think it does
yeah it's invisible
wait we're deading
help
I don't think that's true
I'm coming to help
I mean, he's a sniper, I mean, I thought he was just standing, I thought he was a sniper.
I think he's on the right lane.
Like, what is it? Boundless Spirit?
Yeah, he's going to Spirit kill them.
X is on my team, but whatever.
Ah, 30 minutes is insane.
I understand.
heavy so what do you think about jinx you're saying apex is the hardest game to
out exist I mean the game has what two mechanics waiting waiting for the circle
to rotate it and building a house inside the fucking low low low tense like
come on bra and have my shot with that ass
yo yo kill the priest
nobody gonna kill him, he's up
but the pokemon is taking as hard as the blade and apex, i'm not getting it
like i'm dead ass with this
this is the real taking
actual, actual harder game
burning buffs in 40 seconds
I don't want to be in the mode of version of Pokemon no it's the gamecube version of
Pokemon
Also, it doesn't support the level
I don't remember if I played that
Yeah, I know
Honestly, this game might be one of the hardest games for sure
Imagine, I didn't even...
I didn't even...
Like, you can improve on so many things.
It's...
It's an infinite scale, it's like a watch.
Agreed or not?
Also, a watch, one of the hottest games, um...
Just like a bit of the true boss.
I don't remember that.
Well, now it's just dictated by tanks.
Yeah, true.
But over on skill-capped, like potential.
Yeah, when DPS does the thing.
Yeah.
DPS hasn't been a thing since really in 1900s, though.
No.
Somebody's lining, I think. I heard some feet.
Talking about feet, I mean, it's right here.
The drifter's running earned.
The stripper's a macro changer.
I'm dead here, I guess.
Like, this is just awful, this image is insane, by the way.
I'm dead here.
He's slowing, he's fucking slowing.
I'll see you all on the next adventure.
streaming with Jesse again this is a bill for chads if you're muscular you're
a lot of bills if you know a lot there's no at least a few hundred pounds of
muscles. Like me. You yoked. Yeah. I'm on you. I also might get a game idea. Yeah,
I mean it's just obvious
Guys guys
There is no way that I get these two these guys fucking sniping. Oh my god, it's roll. I'm not getting it literally
I believe you
Who do you have cute
Seven Hayes
Um, I have like 8 characters.
The left clickers?
A lot of them, but not all of them, why?
I think this game left clickers are hard to play, you just need to go ahead and left click and do all the rest.
Like, the other guys is like, you can ignore the whole left clicker, so it's the same thing, like you just have spells.
At the base though, yeah, I think a lot of the roaming spirit characters are a lot of them.
about like the timing of specific stuff I mean yeah but like paradox is in the
gutter right now she's like all I mean I have agree it's loading timing and
finesse if you have that with left click it it's a bonus avoiding learning
as a game is I mean you're doing less than you are against.
Yeah.
Different strengths.
And there we go.
Like, well, I'm not kidding.
They're just going on the map and going for me.
Like, it's just annoying.
Like, it's so boring.
It's why not play the monster.
I mean, I could have been anywhere on the map.
That was my first camp.
I could have been anywhere on the map, literally.
You should just go to Yellow Lane.
I hit him slow before he got there.
I hit him on the left.
You could just go clear wave, jungle camp, boxes.
They're very quiet.
They're very quiet.
They're very quiet.
I'm on the inside line
You can just go clear wave, jungle camp, boxes
Yes, they're very quiet
Yeah, you need to play this game with full volume, but not...
Full body?
Full body gone
Full body tracking?
Full body tracking, plus boob tracking, plus hand tracking, plus feed tracking
With eye track?
Yeah
I think I'm gonna use the general key.
Be careful, they're all around here.
With the remote controlled Wi-Fi pocket pussy.
You had that before?
No, I have not had that before.
Can I get a peer review?
I mean, just one.
You use multiple at the same time?
I mean, I'm just saying, if you want a full review,
I mean, there's multiple products.
Yeah, give me a full review.
Well, I said to you with all accessories included
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. You'll give me a dissertation
And then it's philosophical in nature
Oh, it's a philosophical thing. So you're fucking it like a metaphor
Yep. Well, it's it's a it's a deepening is it those things and um, they're here
Found them
Swapping
I'm better get the bomb, but I want the bomb anyway, so I'm gonna get the bomb.
Just uh, focus on the bomb.
Sleet by that, Sleet by that, Sleet by that.
Yeah, I told you, you're very subtle.
Just uh, I'm running just fine.
Just let me get something.
Wow man this is so annoying. Like I don't know what they're always doing.
Oh my god, yo, I played that that was the movement everything was fucking
perfect
Jack my movement was sublime was enough. I don't even think the movement wise. I think your movement was perfect
Well, I was like a battle arena
You know about edge boosting for the reason yes, of course
In the doorman realm where you hit the corner and you do the edge boost fine
Oh
You invented that shit
I should just fall the building just got my addition I didn't need vision should have gone left to right well
Well, I mean I could just bite me now
You're always going left to right.
Simpler.
We'll left to right is the way to do it, yes.
Like, most builds are pretty much optimized, you kind of have to.
Yeah, but the meme with left to right is sometimes you ignore defenses.
Well, I mean, that's why they're usually in my thing.
Yeah, but sometimes they don't recommend counter-spots.
Well, I mean, these guys are dog shit. I only use guys on the top.
Hotest steaks.
Hotest seats in the hottest clubs. Yeah, I think so sauce. Yeah
I'm actually lose listening to some smooth jazz right now jazz piano
Careful they're gonna come to you
is a remix
I'm buff spawning in 40 seconds
I'm being ganked
No, you should be in the side lane man. Yeah, but I need to get my coldest
Well, I mean I need to go cool this I mean I have to go pick it up, you know me
Yeah, but you should clear the wave first
Yeah, but okay. She's with the wave man wave matching
There's no one here
Okay, I heard a noise until it was coming for me like you know me didn't even just wasn't in your house
But I heard the noise
Yeah, we heard the noise
Yes, I agree.
Mina is in my lens.
Did you see your chatters or yes?
Absolutely not.
You sure?
Yeah, no, there are no man's.
The spirit urn is waiting to be claimed.
No, like yours.
Oh, mine are hate watchers, all of them.
No, Shago, they put that on you like it's all the best all the time.
No, they do not.
See, that's where you have it twisted.
The people that like me in their head will protect me, you know?
Like the people that actively watch me will hate me.
Brother, your boys are sick at 1G like the top subscribers.
Like sick at 1G, like religious.
Oh, Alvi!
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
These guys are literally like stolen Wi-Fi, never doing it, never sub, never sub, never sub, never sub, never sub, never sub.
Don't laptop.
Yeah, you're on the other side of the map.
The Spirit Earth is here!
The Spirit Earth is waiting to be claimed!
Rejectors! Rejectors!
That's coming down! That's kind of...
MIMBOSS! MIMBOSS!
MIMBOSS! MIMBOSS! MIMBOSS!
Middlebeast! Middlebeast! Let's go!
Let's go to Broadway!
No!
Finding words!
We're just consulting?
Oh
Big black hole that's absolutely juice
I think the death apples in this game are very sweet.
The what?
The death owls.
True.
Sometimes some of you I confuse them like Inferness and Inferness is very recognizable for me.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah, she's getting that at my heart
All right, you went all right huge one down into fucking minus 8% that that's no don't reduce me
All right, man, I done 19% down
Recreating his death
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you know what I say all the time. I say remember me remember me
I'm not the same one from the laner, I'm the new seven in my game.
Help!
Okay, this guy, he's so dedicated.
I might be better than him, I am more committed.
I think I played my Rejuv pretty well.
You know, the way I see this game is other than Dota.
When you have a second life, like Rejuve, like, um, like whenever you kill, um...
You need to use the respawn like it's an ability.
You know what you use an ability is like, oh, I'm going to cast my spell and use it
and study whatever.
Your respawn is an ability.
You have to use it as a second chance.
You use it as a second chance, it's going to go to waste.
Use it as a way in, die, and then you're in a better position as pressure, you know what
I mean?
More like a resource, like your health.
Yeah, just like in laning you can sacrifice some of your health to get a laning.
Yeah, exactly.
Did I build shit?
I don't know what laning is yet. It's just a table.
Maybe I'm a built-in creditor.
I'm a bunch of them. I'm very much being. I'm just their other hand open.
Why are you using? Do you want the buffer or should I take it?
You know what? I'll take it.
That's not carry at all right now. If you were going to carry you would have been.
But you know what I don't get a much about attacks later because
Usually when I slide it's not a difference between two hit and three hits. Okay
So we is too slow to restart it to is better provide into a full slide
What true I said, yeah, we're up 60,000
safety in the game you want to be on the other side of the map
Jesus Christ
this spell magic, that sounds fun
that would be safe right?
that would be chat would it?
counter skills better
that team, uh, behind the...
I actually fucking told you
The bleedin' shit from the um...
The...
The bitch ass is building AP
So I... You kinda wanna remove the bleedin' shit, it's a lot of damage
I went um...
Um, it's visual overflow, because...
It's laggy
I
Pay the price of the animal's belt. Oh good
Here's a take that you were going to hate man.
I don't even bother building a level on 7 until I'm at like 60k something so it gets
over.
The thing is that you want to have your ultimate to control the fight and change the landscapes.
Right?
If you're not gonna do that, with 10 seconds, or you're not gonna do it with 7 or 6.
Like, it's an relevance.
Like, 6 seconds of not giving much control.
So you're gonna get hit with it anyway.
I don't hate that you only want to stop
your spikes yeah just rush it you're gonna do nothing dude it's like if you
have like a game any about you get a sidearm with it with extended mag 50
Bullets like I should really try to get that
Exit 80 roll if you get the switch your sidearm and give each other time 50 bullets
Forget about 80 bullets. It's it's just like
You know I mean
At the point you are your sidearm this bastard. Oh, yeah, I mean that's the tip from one for your two
Honorable honorable
your green water has been depleted.
That's real false.
Oh, shit.
What?
Well, we'll call the force to set it first.
Come in!
I'm about to get in real deep here.
I'm ready to see that.
We're doing all the killin'.
We're doing all the killin' by this phone.
Oh, fuck that.
I don't get a shit.
We'll deal with that.
and
bang
he's like actually why the best campaign
we're running down
This sniper is on my dick and balls look at him look at him and I was typing I didn't
have to do it sometimes entire game instead of enemy like I'll say thanks for the mid
boss thanks for the ego boost thanks for the game thanks for the elo and your dog
Okay, that's a lot.
Yo, he is gonna have a big...
Yo, is he...
Watch the, watch the, watch the, watch the...
Wow, that is...
Why wouldn't you use the ult ahead of time?
You can simplify your thinking if the problem is them act as crystal and hold them before
the crystal.
There's no escape to me.
Oh, uh, he did all the last and unstopped.
Yeah, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, on the crystal, we were already gonna
use unstopped.
What?
He had it in front of him.
Why don't you just use it right there?
He would have had it before they use anything and they wouldn't be able to do it.
What's the plan?
Somebody was shot.
I think it's the same because he didn't know Lash had unstopped.
I mean, I guess, but I
I'll be matters. I think when you
This is like it do what you can while you still can because you never know when you go and be able to anymore
Yeah
I'm going to flash or something.
Yeah, I'm going to flash.
I don't have any advice you want to give me right now.
This guy is fucking insane.
Don't let me go down.
He's blocking your behind me.
But we gotta finish this.
I really see things with a hundred thousand and fucking put the redstone in this is insane
Like this is in like this is crazy. Well, we do have 46
Guys, I thought we end the game. Okay, I can't see anything. Oh, no, you got it
Come on in.
Come on.
Oh, go, go, go.
Oh
Yoshi!
Yeah
True I'd like to lucky because I
Wasn't I don't know me like
11
True I only snowballed on it, but I had I had it. I think I play fine
After you fix the sound volumes and the stream cypher is crazy
It's a sentence this lobby so like almost a turnis almost a turnis
I'll take that oh
Right well, I mean it's 8 p.m. It's my bad time because I was like all night and you're one and done
One bump jump, that's me
See, now I know why you're getting the Wi-Fi pocket pussies.
you
you
you
you
you
You
And then I'll be a chat, chat remember to be nice to others, stay in school, do your homework,
drink water and to not treat people the way you don't want to be treated, be nice.
the most morally not to live in the streamers for any last advice ever.
Goodbye.
Love you all.
you
you
you