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04-05-2026 · 9h 35m
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Hello? Is that it?
Does that mean it works?
Yeah, you're just not working in the light.
Yeah.
Alright, well, that's it, and I guess I'll have to talk to us to take a guess of something.
We'll rip that.
Hello, champ.
I can't believe it.
Oh, send her your name.
Hello, champ.
I
Basically, I was just here possible with them. Oh, I'm such a buddy like I just didn't eat for you. I mean
Yo, I'm the part you kill you. Um, did you let me pick my pick my kitchen please?
Like
What when I did the duplicate I got you I think I'm
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys may not like any part of him, but he held the stream man. Yes
Yeah, yeah, he has good input on on tech shit a lot of times. I mean boy, what do you
What yeah, he does he does though
All right in a check we are here to our hello
You really put those on the on the you're pretty shit. What is that?
I'm not watching my
I feel like I feel stronger you know what I mean?
Like this exercise feels good and I got some good slayers or whatever.
I'm Chun and it's Easter too.
I don't know what that means really but when I was on my mom used to do this egg hunt
or she put eggs in the backyard and we'd go and get some eggs and we'd get like one
chocolate every five eggs or whatever and then you would follow the trail and then it would
be like it'd be like from the house around the pool like that.
Isn't that so cute though?
you
you
you
you
you
I never use them so they're very easy to get really mad at me, no?
How's that no more feeling better after your fight? Oh, it was somebody else. I got you
Yo, holy shit yo yo, I'm straight fight
Happiest to chat
This one's gonna be the sleeper bill after they keep sleeping in air guns
Just the boondocks stop laughing you giga-lapper.
78 months.
Wow.
The ugly games came out on steam.
Maybe give it a try instead of counting.
XQCL.
XQCL.
Two years XQCL.
I
Just want to find out you're doing it
Can I get a welcome to the gym?
Oh no!
That was my dad, you know that?
Even the good sport is good.
Oh, he's a full car!
Oh wow!
Is this a workout?
I need to stop him.
Jack, Jack, Jack, is this a UFC, Jack?
I mean, alright.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
He's got him in a crucial hand.
No, no, no, no!
Ah!
Ah!
He's cheating!
Come on!
No cheating sir!
No cheating sir!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Round, that's round
Not that, not that
That's it
That's short
That's too jack
Get out of here, get out of here
Can you start practicing being a girlie?
Your standard is embarrassing for me to find out
where we are of you.
I think that was a great sport.
Yo, I got to give him some props.
He wrestles, he's got to go out to the mat,
and I got to get some credit for that.
I mean, no.
Cold day of rest from fighting Neil.
That was cool.
I enjoyed it.
I actually had fun.
We have never seen a money printer like this in stream history.
Even when Todd was doing a mafia method with the wheel of love,
with the wheel of love was just crazy.
Rage!
I had a wheel right now for $100,000!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He over!
I had a wheel!
I had a wheel!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
X-50L.
On my soul!
He will make so much!
Oh my god!
Try not to have to judge in all words is that.
Bro, he's done if he doesn't
Is the reason uh-huh one man dog boy ends up in a subscribe for a chance to win that wait
Happy Easter, you're looking mighty. I thought those were bad
Xqcl. Can I get a welcome to the jungle chat? I thought they banged this years ago
And then with a short banner, yeah, chat, guys, guys, guys, I swear to chat, I'm not
saying this because I'm salty that I lost with a chat because I didn't know I was going
to give a shit okay.
It's just because I come from the olden days of Twitch, okay, and I know the TOS, I don't
know they changed the TOS, okay, but back in days, people would do like drunk streams
and all that, whatever.
And we'll do like raffle streams, whatever.
And you can do this.
Like the two rules when you did one of those streams
is you can't do shots for subs, right?
And money as an entry for subs or for whatever.
Like you can't do that either.
Like I mean it's, it was genuinely enforced
or if you did it, you got banned.
Like if people got banned, it was all done, all done.
Welcome me to the jungle.
Aye.
This is just a surprise that, yeah.
I just want us to get the next QCL.
So they go?
Oh.
You look like a praying mouse.
It's not a compliment by the way.
Company, the club is scared of you.
Fucking bogus, man, seriously.
That's not what I was talking about.
You want to stream again?
You're such a fucking parasite guy, seriously.
Yo, Chad, give me one second.
I'll be right back.
Hey guys, excuse me for one second.
The clip farming's going great, we're gonna make so much money together.
Yes my love you're doing great.
Will you please kiss me to hold me over till Stream is done.
Only if you kiss me back super hard.
Who's this guy?
Yeah, who's he?
Chat, true name of the...
He's disgusting.
Fungalto.
Tom and fae you wukong.
What the fuck are you sayin'?
Kaya!
Tom and fae you wukong.
What the fuck are you sayin'?
Kaya please!
I'm gonna talk about that later.
Oh, are you talking about your head again?
Let me do one. Let me zap it.
Kaya, the engine not a popper.
Wait a second. I'm thinking about it.
Can we door dash something from Panda Express?
Oh, that sounds really good, baby.
Kaya, why do you want a Panda Express?
John P.G.?
John P.G.?
I can't hold it any longer. You need to make love to me right now.
Oh, yeah.
Tapper again.
Let's go, let's go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
The end.
Jesus Christ, they're killing so too bad I felt emotional.
Chad, you know what?
Chad, I gotta give you some props.
I think he modernizes humor pretty nicely from the old style to the new style, and
I think he did pretty good.
I'm actually impressed.
I don't wanna be a glazer of everybody today, but genuinely, I thought his old
humor was good but very old YouTube and that was actually refreshing well done
yeah I know that is a try again because he was there that you get those I'm lying
I genuinely have I didn't see any of the whatever the fucking people have
watched but all this I guess I'm not I don't be tapped in too hard into things
is it you know the guy who called the blonde guy out and remember I have to
describe it to you know excuse me oh my bad I miss your call bro I'm here now
set up okay so MMA you're down no we'll be like that no whatever rules you
guys specified but it's pull on anime. Arman by the way this is DDG. That's to me he's a MMA fighter.
You'll be there for this if you want your doubts. Yeah so yeah we'll make it happen three to six months
whatever you guys both agree on. I think six months is good so we can sell a venue out.
So you're going to be here?
No, we're going to a venue.
We need to, we need to, three months, we need to, listen,
this is what, this is what you're not going to do now.
You're not going to overly ring the shift for, for XQC.
Bro, I don't make anything.
You fight for, but listen, listen,
because I never got to talk to you about,
no, real quick, real quick, because I never,
no, listen, I never got to explain you
the blue face situation.
I don't call the fights.
There's a commission, the Florida State Athletic Commission does.
I don't judge any of these fights.
I have no say, no do nothing.
And when it comes to the commentating, I'll have no biasism
because I have both of you are my friends, if that's what you're asking.
No, it's amateur, so they'll have to have shingards on.
If they go pro, then they're going to have to have no shingards.
So you guys will have MA gloves and you guys will have shingards.
You get nuts out without a doubt.
I don't give a shit.
You don't help.
Okay, look.
I'm doing it for once.
I think he's on the hook with me and I have to steal it.
Oh.
Okay, listen.
I'll talk to XQC. He said three and six months, you want three, if he wants to do three, you set it up.
I booked it.
Also, I want to get paid. I'm not finished. We're not paid like we planned.
I want to get paid just like everybody else.
No, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Not happening. Not happening.
I'm milled down. Yo, you guys know what I've been saying for years.
I've been saying this for the last five years. I would never fight for content unless it's all in it.
a mill down flat up front and if you and if you fold and you withdraw it's a
million in my pocket flat out it's a million dollar entry but at least it's a
mill down up front and if anybody folds or withdraws I get I pocket the money
easily it's it doesn't like it's possible brother but you think I might get to
all this role my time is worth more than this shit are you kidding me yeah
yeah well of course of course you're gonna go of course we're gonna get
It's a big big big fight to make happen. So of course there's gonna be some real money into it. I
Got you
But you think you think I'm a change it
Um, and that I do the things that I eat the time that I'll have to recover
Food into the jungle for some fucking pennies. That's fucking crazy
But everybody I enjoy my life
But I was it I would do one fight in my old career
And if I do it it has to be first for some form of as me like a like some some risks some wager like holy shit a
Mill flat at the very least it was a demoral do more
I'm gonna make it happen this is of course they're gonna get picked. Who do you think wins the fight though?
I have to go DG out the bright. I don't know what happened. That was a X is my boy
But I you know, I fuck with DG to he's also my boy
I just think that if X is like that obviously you win if X QC trains low-key or underdog
So the DDG's been doing training for you and it may is way different
All right, but
Well, I think it'd be fun, I think it'd be fun. I don't mind it. I'm not I'm like mad
I think you should be fine because yes, I have no problems with anybody
Okay, I think I think the whole kind of fighting is is incorrect. Like thank you in real life
I don't agree with it and I do it and
I don't know why my son said that.
I was like, well, I was like, I was still bad.
He's like, what could I have done to upset him
to the point where he thought that he would like
to harm me in real life?
I almost, it made me feel,
it made me introspect with myself.
I was like, did I do something that bad to people
and hurt them in a way that makes you want to hurt me
or whatever and I feel bad?
I was like, I don't want to do that.
Like, you guys don't understand it.
It's not about being solid for like,
I don't want to say some shit to people
that make them feel like they have to harm me.
And if that's something to fall by the years,
then I generally apologize.
I shouldn't actually be doing that.
Right?
But if a fight were to happen,
I mean, I'm all about the content.
They have to be for content.
I mean, some gasses in the off-stream fight
is going to be boring.
But if we use it, we're streamers.
We make content.
If we make some fight, it'll be for content.
Because if we do the people and they do that watch,
I get a reward out of this.
Otherwise, it's a fucking useless.
Otherwise, it's bullshit, you know what I mean?
So I was confused because I was looking back at the stuff like where where did things go wrong? You know what I mean?
Jack Jack's oilers video it sounds humiliating so he felt like he had to clap back
Oh, that makes sense. Well, I'm a I'm sorry for that. Um, I
Mean they were there. I mean it was just your way worse
because I'm sure they didn't show all the things in the video like I'm telling you
brother but I add all that you understand it I know let's just how about
this we're supposed to video and I'll use some some background information
Yo, Brett, what's up?
I'm about to be rich.
I think you need to drink.
What's up?
Twenty-five easy.
I'm biking.
You're not biking?
I'm heavy.
Put you in shape when you want to...
I don't know how you drink that.
It makes you in shape when you want to wrestle with Jack.
He's doing his Clamato, but it's like knockoff brand bullshit.
Bullshit it's like some fucking like some like it was like Mexican tomato or some shit
What no, I'm not gonna view it. That's the whole point you made me
You made me what that guy was nice yesterday the guy in white
George do this great chat George was like chat my dad called
called the guy that I work with, the Irelia, and then he's like, oh, we'll talk to the
coach. And he didn't know it was like some famous fighter, right? And then he started
talking to George, like, like, like my dad calls his school and asked the teachers,
is he doing okay? And then Joe was like, yeah, he's doing great. And he was talking
like, I give my teacher, and I almost felt that I was like, dude, like, you're
This is some star, you know, you look so on top of your game, eh?
You mean what I was saying?
No, when you were sitting down, not doing too well, were you?
No, I mean, I mean, next time though, is that all?
Breakfast.
Maybe if we went biking every day, maybe we'd help you?
Yeah, able to, yeah.
So let's do an RRL, do you buy no bikes?
Yeah, we do that sometimes, one of these days, yeah?
I'm sore, but I'm sore, my muscles hurt.
Well, you should be the more good guy here.
Is it what?
You're not good.
Yeah, but it was a good sport, though.
It was a good sport, it was nice.
The guy, was that a haircut?
Yeah, well, you didn't get a haircut.
It's just what they say it looks like.
It just looks like you got a haircut,
because they say it looks chopped, but it just,
come on, man.
So I can't leak any addresses now today?
No, they'll do that.
I can't do anything cancelable?
Yep.
That's why having an answer is a risk.
More is on edge.
Did you eat?
I did eat.
I thought you were gonna eat.
I'm not here to fight.
This thing's so bad.
Yeah, I bought a chicken.
Okay, bye bye.
I love you very much.
You're welcome.
Okay.
Check, check.
I want to video chat.
I'm not gonna pause too much here,
but I'll give you some background information
for the, maybe the,
maybe just two minutes on end of the video because I'm sure that the video was like,
Chad because I got there and then I got out so I mean I don't know even what I'm in.
Wait it's a 4 video?
um, 50 streamers paid for a million dollars
Okay, okay, I was testing if it was recording or not and I okay, yeah
I didn't know these were for this for the skits for like for recording or something
I was having the cameras in the corners of the room
Streamer that you hate the most
Yeah, give me a shot.
Ludwig! Let's see who Ludwig shoots!
I'm sorry!
Oh!
But you're not a streamer!
Yeah, that's the CEO of Twitch.
You're about to get banned, bro!
Hey, hey, hey!
You're about to get banned, bro.
Come on, man. Let's go.
Oh, my God!
Bro, you're about to get me banned, man!
What are you waiting for?
Ludwig, of course.
You're going to miss old man.
Oh, yes.
I'm an easy target.
I know that was all perfect.
I'm an easy target.
Someone's in an accident.
We get shot and then it's going to snowball.
Archie, come on up.
And the brutality continues.
They begin targeting other streamers.
Oh, man.
And the streamers spot right back.
spot right back just like that the least like streamers are starting to reveal
themselves people are on the chopping block who's next I think we shoot whoever
It was like people are naming as whoever aimed for them.
I'm about to win, buddy.
I know.
How she's doing?
How she's doing?
Hey!
Whoa!
Oh my god!
I don't want to take anyone out.
Is that okay?
That's fine, yeah.
Look.
Wait!
It hit Archie!
It hit Archie!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I am for the crown!
Oh, aside from that, the streamers targeted people they thought was the biggest
threat.
All right!
Oh my god
They even started turning people that already had point
In order to decrease the likelihood of themselves
Everybody has a perfect day
Okay, okay, okay, that's fine. They didn't really show it on the camera, okay?
but it wasn't like you know you know the only reason why I was I was I was
off about it that it wasn't like smiles and games and like oh you've got me
whatever or or oh I got it like it was mean phases it from like so many people
brother you see that we're on the like like a half circle right I don't
know right and everything that was in the middle right and everything hit me
it all turned around and he'd be like yo come yo popo popo popo and I was
Like I was like, uh, like, bro, there's like some fucking Mr. Beast game. Nobody gives a shit. You know, I mean like, well, I was just surprised by it. I mean, would you not be surprised? I mean, I'm getting
Change the floor
One of you is about to win this
This next game is optional whoever volunteers to play this game will be blindfolded while they hold their hand on this
And takes it up to 10 minutes
Hey, but why is my so mad though like
Really I didn't see
Okay, why so mad oh so bad yo yo, I'm always nice to her I would say hello
I'm always I'm always cordial
There's a problem with me but and then it's like some some like things that you know
I mean, it's I don't know why I'm going for on the board. I don't get it
I was well, it's I didn't talk about last time but I'm generally impressed by how many people think about me
Like I don't understand whether but all the other problems I've had with people is like the next day
It's like I don't give a shit. It's all for the content. The amount of rent that I occupy in other people's mind always surprises me
But it's like every is a medic constantly. What the fuck could possibly be happening?
I don't give a shit.
10 minutes will win it and literally go live in this cube and give it away to one of your viewers.
Everyone else who places their hand on and loses the challenge will be eliminated.
Don't even sweat if my cheeks and eyes take this gift from me.
You wanna compete for this Lamborghini?
So...
Hold on, I'll just have a sip of this episode of Puzzling.
Go to Elvis.
Biggie's shit fucking music!
Yeah! You suck!
No, we're going home!
Forty-five months.
All right.
Got married and bought a house since being here.
No, we're going home!
We're going home!
We're going home!
We're going home!
We're going home!
No, we're going home!
Biggie's shit fucking music!
Yeah! You suck!
No, we're going home!
We're going home!
We're going home!
We're going home!
I
Funded me you know it's fun
Chat low tea self-proclaimed animal love the cat jet jet
I'll do it. I was gonna split that entire by that much, but like I
Knew is over the minute that that like the minute that they showed the board. I
I knew it was over. I knew the game's over
I was going home so I took one of the cameras because they had real little stick cameras
And then you could have it right and you could record your own period
So you don't show the people that had recorded order
So I give it to play my play after every shot and I was talking to the camera and on the how I was going to lose
And I know they didn't use all that because it's a video like they have it like
9 million hours of footage and they use like fucking 40 minutes of it right but like
There was so much cool shit in there. I'm telling you it was so cool like I wish we had that footage
Inside the circle in the next two minutes, that's a good deal.
Bro, you get an easy stream.
I'm afraid, I'm afraid.
I will step in.
Now go in and get it.
48 seconds.
I'm thinking about the clips.
Oh, shit.
Get in there.
33 seconds.
Oh!
Whoa!
How long is 10 minutes to beat three minutes?
I don't know.
Yes, you win.
Five, four, three, two, go!
All right, that's it, everybody.
Let's go.
Only four people entered the circle.
Let's see who wins the lambo. I'm gonna start the timer at 3, 2, 1. The rest is on you.
It's gonna be the longest 10 minutes for them. Everyone is locked in on this game. They are focused on playing.
But just like the Paypal game, Chaos was about to take over.
I think that's time guys, you're good. 15, 16, 17, 30, 80, 60, 20, 20, 10, 9.
I'm gonna give you a big lesson.
I'm counting on it.
The meeting room is ready.
No, Jack.
When you're out, you're out out.
I can even watch like you were like when you're eliminated you go all the way out
Well, I was in my fucking room and I had him reopen my room
So I could play deadlock and I was like I was playing deadlock in my fucking little like a little box
Because when other streamers are sabotaging you it's almost impossible to focus
They didn't realize at the time that the last two players had a different strategy
Wait, you guys are using that time.
Oh, you're talking already.
They had allies who were tracking the time under vlog cameras the entire game.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
You started already on time?
10 seconds before, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you where you're at, okay?
She's got some...
No, he did the first thing!
That is the lamest way to lose a game.
I had 9 minutes. I'm going over there,
and I'm sabotaging.
No one's getting that right now.
This is gonna come down to...
No milliseconds.
I'm ready, but I'm ready.
Hold on, she's not cheating?
He won! He won!
He won?
There's no same time, right?
Nooo!
I didn't know I could cheat out, but I love cheating.
You three have been eliminated.
I'm actually gonna take it off my throat!
French streamer Rebu won, and he's about to give one of you this Lambo.
Right on the charts, guys.
Oh well.
Jack, I really thought the first game was gonna be a real game, like a game game, right?
So I thought about what could possibly be a hint of the first game,
And they looked at that on the ground,
and the bills all had letters on them,
because they're fake bills, right?
So they all have a weird stamp with a letter on it.
And I noticed, wait, they're all different.
And actually gathering the money,
and I made the alphabet, A, B, C, D,
and I had A all with a Z in the bills.
I thought, what if you had to spell out a word?
Or what if you had to, like,
because there's a lot of money on the ground,
what if one of the game was to go through the money
and find some letters, you know what I mean?
And even though I just gave away a Lamborghini one of these streamers we'll be winning one of million dollars
To give away under live stream to viewers by see some way like and if you aren't already subscribed
We're super close to hitting half a million subscribers
I think my viewers would be happy to know that I didn't fight for them today
Jimmy said the next day and it's gonna be brutal
All right, it's time for the next challenge.
I try hard for you guys, okay?
Listen, I made a line essentially like that.
Some people that don't like me,
I made lines with them, okay?
It's just the one bigger group of the pot.
Don't like me, so it was just you.
But you know what, out of all the people out there
that work at you, whatever, out of all of them,
I made a line with some part of,
Okay, um, Rukai held up his end of the deal,
because we, who's it, y'all, I'm not gonna shoot you,
don't shoot me, whatever.
And yet he dinged over me.
Respect, respect.
Here's the floor, you'll decide if you wanna play
a video game or a sports game,
10 people from each side will move on,
meaning over half of you will be eliminated.
Rubius, if you step in this video game,
all right, it's locked in.
I'm not going there.
Okay, sports, before we land in your athletic ability,
a lot of gamers over here.
You guys didn't want to-
I was gonna hit anybody.
I think I'm a top 10 gamer in this game.
I'm not really talking to them.
I really do.
I'm lazy.
Also, also, literally.
I think I'm a top 10 gamer.
The fakest person I know, Emily, definitely, definitely.
All friendly, all whatever, right?
And it aims for me, gets me,
and says, I wasn't aiming, I shot random,
No, no, no like dude come on, bro. Yeah, at least in our business like bro
I don't just a game but at least in our business about making a choice it was it's weird. It's just it's not right
The other sport they're playing
One of the greatest soccer players in the world
And Ronaldo's biggest rival
Speed
No, I'm better
If you score or move on
But if you don't score, your ministry stops the ball
You're eliminated
If you guys are second to strategize
But while they were strategizing
This happened
Wait
Oh, Lois, you left!
Oh, Lois!
I'm sorry!
Lois!
Lois!
Lois!
Chad, why does Lois always lose to the most dumbass shit possible?
He always, he talks like he's like, there's a massive amount, and then he loses to air.
Like, you left the queue.
The only rule is only to queue.
I didn't even get to stop your go.
Hey, we have our first up 10 eliminations.
What is wrong with you?
I got excited. I wanted to say hi to speed is my favorite streamer. That is a crazy
Is there anyone who wants to shoot first?
You know more saving right?
I would
Who wants to go second you want to shoot I got you nervous man
I'm not stressing about this call.
I'm stopping this call, baby.
You're missing, bro.
You're out.
You're out of the video, bro.
Yo.
Get out.
Speed is too good.
Holy, that's a soccer.
We love soccer.
High five.
The door is that way.
Thank you for the invitation.
It was great.
He was nice.
I enjoyed this guy.
Anyone want to put their feet in their own hands?
Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
No, we all can't hide back here.
We all can't hide.
They see us. They see us.
Hey!
Hey, you can't hide behind the briefcase.
They say we can't hide.
I'm playing breakfast.
This is a joke.
Since no one wants to go, I'm going to draw a name out.
The person who's going is Andrea Botez.
I've never kicked a soccer ball in my life.
This is my out.
Take care.
You're going down!
Baya.
I'm so scared of speed, man.
I'm so scared of speed.
Yeah, it was funny for me because
I got out round one and I want to play video games in my room and
When I went back because the my my transport arrived I'm back in the main room
It was like an hour after and all of you will that voted me out were all in the main room
I was like yo
So guys I thought they were on I thought they were on pause, but you weren't they were just eliminated
I was like all this effort for what?
At least
are you right for their lip?
what is that?
oh my god
my faggot is calling you
oh no
oh
wait
oh my god
are you right for their lip?
he smells him bad
Here you suck
Smart! Wait!
Wait!
I know you do a lot!
If he misses, that's it! They all move on!
Boy, that was got nice, though!
Wait!
Boy, that was real nice!
Fucking idiot.
I thought that was going up! That was a good goal!
This could be the last elimination.
Ray!
Oh, fuck her up, fuck her up!
If he misses, all of you move on.
Oh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing, buddy?
Have them watch!
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, sorry, bro.
I hope y'all lose the last one.
No!
I hope we get a new model of him!
No, wait!
Thank you, bro.
Take care, Ray.
Congratulations!
You ten are moving on!
It's time to eliminate 60% of these people.
Check. I will say no, I will say no, Jeff.
I know everybody.
Tyler won and only Pixel had my back.
They didn't try to shoot at the people who shot me, whatever,
and they were being cool.
Do you think we're about to play?
I had two friends, at least.
Did any of you say Fortnite?
No way.
No.
Actually, what?
They're playing Fortnite.
We're going to be doing a battle royale.
Bring in all the computers.
It's time for the video game challenge.
We chose this game because Fortnite made streaming what it is today and launched multiple of your careers.
So you're going to play until 12 of you are eliminated.
Everyone understands.
Alright, start the match.
Fortnite begins by streamers dropping into the map.
That's insane
Yo, imagine if the lights went dark and they did a big among us lobby.
Lights go dark and you put it in a circle and it's a big among us.
Holy, holy, holy, holy, holy.
Fortnite if you get caught in the shrinking storm you'll take damage which could eliminate you
Oh the form?
I died from falling off the cliff!
Oh she lost bottles!
Oh dang it! It's okay!
And because the storm is closing in players started running into each other
Holy
Oh my god
Yo, not bad actually what?
My three elimination down. You guys dropped all at the same time
I'm just gonna put my two little kids smaller leaving only nine eliminations to go
I'm a little more than a ball of me
Successful at avoiding combat others are not so lucky
Mother
Chad this has DLSS like it has bloom vignette. It has fucking this is like depth of field motion board has all the shit on
I
Make sense
I killed him, I lost a poor knight, I was gonna hide him for ever.
I'm gonna scale 1 to 10, how sad are you?
I'm gonna go 9.
Yeah, wow.
Please say goodbye!
Charles Lippincott!
Yeah, this is the equivalent.
It was an Overwatch game, right?
And all he's played Overwatch for one game, and I z9 the character.
That's the equivalent.
Like against Noobs.
Oh my god!
I mean that will kill me I would
Welcome to the top 20
I saw it
Yeah he is the people that fight now
It was so intense
I'm here
Yeah I'm silly
Yeah
You guys ready for the next game?
Yeah!
I need the 20 of you to split up into teams of four, two of which will be eliminated.
Okay, okay, so we can make it.
Atoy, Atoy, how many teams?
We're 20, 5, and the whole team is going to be eliminated.
You don't know what skills we need.
Do we have someone to smart or do we have someone to sprint? I'm dynamic.
We got to get our squad and split up.
We need one of our teams to go to your team because we are 5.
You just get two people that you really need to get one that's good and people that you don't like that
Why are we not streaming?
We'll appear randomly on the floor, and you now have 10 seconds to remember where they are.
Okay.
Carre, Losange, Trium, and Starris for a group of other guys.
Okay.
Alright, they're gone. Spin the wheel!
Ah!
Alright, let's see what it lands on. Their sink is...
Square! Go! Go! Go!
So because they got square, they now have to go where they think this square was, and fit inside as a team.
Fastest for the Disney-Evans.
We're in confidence, riding together!
Wait, what?
Okay, then, you know what, Chad, this gives a big advantage to other people, man, other
people know to step on each other's feet, right, and to stack up like a sandwich.
The number to beat is one. Can they beat it? We just gotta be grouped up together
We not be like remember your shape, bro. And just remember that's off
Want me to do hard second
Star
I'm not gonna lie. This is the hardest shape. This is something this center right here. This center
That's the hardest shape
They're so unstacked though, no?
Nobody gets one. We're safe. All right
Okay, what about is it to remove the bias of the shape and remove the bias of the going first?
They should do a lot of rounds and I don't know how many miles it is difficult to remember the life of the life
is so unfair
Start with a million dollars on the line
Your competitors will do anything
It's off, bud! Move your feet back! This way!
What? How do you feel?
You gonna feel good?
Yeah, I'm pretty good.
Are you all gonna reveal it?
Yes, we'll see.
Okay!
Reveal the diamond!
Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me!
You're almost through.
Oh, God!
Look at that, look at that!
Two points!
Okay, okay.
Two points, that's good.
Okay, amazing.
That's so nice, bro.
If you score more than two, you are guaranteed.
Reveal the shades!
Oh, circle, watch it, circle!
he got she got squares are we a squares are yes
squares i am in the middle i am in the middle i am in the middle
who picked this spot so if you're not in it's thailers fault absolutely do you want me to
reveal it yes yeah let's go reveal it is a wrong it isn't gonna is i keep it in the back of it
wow wow you are having a good day
just like two of you are out thailers said verbatim or i'm in the middle i am in the
I am in the middle.
Like you said that.
What?
The toes were in the middle.
The toes are in the middle.
My big...my...
Yeah they were bro.
Yeah they were baddest and where we need to be.
I can take you with us.
I'll also help you.
Reveal the shade!
Rage!
Rage!
Don't let them finish him, Marvin!
They're locked in.
What is their shade?
I'll tell them how to use their number.
Oh that's hard.
That's probably the hardest.
This is the middle.
This is the middle.
How confident are you?
This is like you get 0 points.
Try and go.
How are you not confident?
We're trusting in you, Wendy.
You got me!
So, Wendy, you memorized the triangle for the team.
Yes.
Do you think you're about to win?
No.
Wendy!
No.
I'm not going to be on her team.
Let me know if you want me to reveal it.
Just go.
Reveal.
Reveal the shape!
Oh, they got...
They got two points.
That's not bad at all, actually.
Yeah, going first is terrible.
I'm not even going first in every game so far because GG.
Sorry, I didn't work out
Why don't you go first it's why didn't you shoot it with my paintball gun?
How did spy it when I have that shot?
Oh, yeah, readjusting constantly
Wait for
Now that they have a perfect score the team going home. It's probably one of you three
reveal the shades
Circle
You're right here. I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle
All right, let's see if there is
Oh, no.
You guys scored 0 points.
No.
Zero.
No, you guys have two little Mickey Mouse ones
right in front of you.
I got a square and a circle over here.
What is this?
All you have to do now is score 1 point.
Reveal the shape.
Brother.
Circle, circle, circle.
Give me my arm.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
Give me my camera.
Give me this.
Like this.
Like this.
Give me this.
One point, please.
One point.
One point.
Two points.
so bad
they're where?
they're here
i mean you
any of those is true in
cause you can walk in on the streets
No, no, no.
This is out of the start.
Two of your and and none of us was in.
You win and they're gone.
That was difficult.
All my auntie brothers
I need a couple tiktok scrolls before bed and it's kinda AC download bit too. I try to get close
You should do
Today ends you know
The water just hang out hang out. Okay, that's why
When you guys like streamers you have lives you have to get back to you
Change the floor
Now I'm gonna show each other me rubious and some other people we tried to uh take Danny Plenty and drag it out of the circle
And we almost we almost got it
We made it like halfway
last to touch trailer please put on this one
bring it on out
we were nice though we were like
trailer's gonna throw it on
yeah exactly
he's all too angry we were careful like
we were like dragging we were like trying to carry him
what skates?
you guys are gonna have squeaky chickens
On your feet and cowbells are on their neck and the first four of you that Chandler hits will be eliminated
Yeah, that's insane
We got designer shoes for each of you and a cowbell. This is a crazy game. If this is how I go out
It's gonna be a sad day. Oh my god. I'm scared
This is the worst way to go
Oh my god, I think they're on it.
Jack, Jack, low kitty, I want a way to play this, Alta, if you think you're going to move
is just run around, you run around, you're not getting hit.
I feel like I'm going insane here, I'm going to play the blast, I'm going to play the
blast.
This is crazy, it was so loud a second ago.
No one is making a sound.
It is dead quiet in the room.
Nobody's moving, huh?
Yeah, I can see.
One more pause, please.
If they want to make this game really good,
they should put, every time there's a big square
that it goes right,
they need to get out of the square
in a few seconds or whatever, right?
So that people have to move.
You guys can tell on each other, bro.
Tell me where they are.
See how I'm like.
Like, boom.
Tell me where they are.
I heard the chicken. I mean if you start throwing is anyone in this corner
I heard
Yo
There's people in this corner, I know.
Wait!
What?!
They're gonna have to make a run for it.
Oh, good! That's much, good!
I like that!
Not bad!
Oh, we did it.
I'm so sorry.
Is there anybody laying down?
Hold them out.
wait, prediction 2 doesn't sing
why are they so close?
Why is his belt so tight?
He has like a choker necklace.
He's kinda looking freaky a little bit.
I just hear somebody right here.
I'm gonna hit you.
You right here.
He's got a chase.
He's on the hunt.
He's on the hunt.
Oh.
Oh, this is a chance!
You're right there.
Just dial it in!
Do this!
Yo, yo, good strat, I don't think I should be allowed to.
Hold on, I had to do a good strat but they should have had the rules put in place.
Well, because if you can manipulate people, whatever, then some games will completely silence you.
You guys, if the other guy decided to handle him the same way he did, and he's taller and stronger probably,
he would easily wrestle around and that can go silence really badly, you know what I mean?
Like if you accept a game's physicality, then you accept all physicality.
I'll eliminate them in the last game.
Oh, I mean, the premise is that they did get it. That's the premise.
Wait, these are so fire!
I love the Memorial Galaxy.
Yeah, these ones.
These are literally Yoshi's eggs.
So Yoshi's eggs.
Yeah, yeah.
Add their guy, Levinated, right?
They're like, oh, by the way,
we need you for a few things.
And I'm like, okay, sure, I got you.
And then they ran me through the ringer.
Like, you go into a room, right?
Then you do an ad for this and ad for that.
I'll take this for this,
because with that, and interview this,
interview for that.
Dude, I was doing for like an hour, actually,
like, dude, just doing a bunch of skits,
like, like cattle.
I get a gummy.
You got me so good, bro.
You got me so good.
Wait up, I still want some.
Trigger is 7-Eleven.
Five below Walmart is where you can buy these products.
Go give them a try.
Hey, thanks to me.
One, two, three, four.
He's the one who's the worst.
Ha ha ha.
It's fun, though.
I don't know how I don't mind you.
All these huge traders.
I ain't trying to get me some.
I'm saying, it's for us or them.
We're picking us every time.
Why you keep on for me?
No, because you're bad energy, bro.
You're bad energy.
People just don't like you.
They're not going to use a footage,
because I didn't like the idea.
If he was hated he would have been out already.
Game 1 was a game of popularity or anti-popularity but you would have been out game 1.
Can I have the remaining streamers over here?
Change the floor.
Oh my god.
Let's play hopscotch.
Stand on one of these dots.
The order does not matter just stand on one.
I'm gonna let you pick the next game.
Let the line.
Guys in the game of this time what would be a raqai full on hater?
The reality is that he's providing content with a video, and if anything, a lot of people
are being quiet and not getting any sort of value for the broadcast and a bit of video.
If anything, he's one of the highest value persons left side.
You could be a hater for the, for the, oh, I'm hating because I'm part of the fun,
or an actual hater.
Being a hater is just wrong in this case, like he's putting content down like, oh
my god.
I'm kind of nervous.
Okay, you can open your eyes.
What the heck?
What's going on?
You all get down.
I'm like a fun man in this.
I have to play bottom.
They didn't have real balls, you know what, I would have to sleep on that ball over there, terrible balls.
Not sorry to random.
Enjoy real business everyone come over here. It's time to pick a game gather around me Rubius
Who are you going against? All right, but it's the both of us on a way through first to make what what do you guys want to do?
Well, we want to set every child's one point. Yeah, close my life decisions are final
She wants to do the same thing as them. Let's shoot them far away.
Me and Scare go and connect four.
Let's start the game. They have been decided.
One of them is about to be eliminated. Let's see who it is.
For the gift sheet. WX, I love you. Love Chucks.
Oh, this game, dude.
They've never played this game.
The way you win is to get four in a row.
Wait, wait.
It's really that simple.
She loses this game. She's out after all this time.
Then it all comes down to where does she slide that little blue circle?
Is that how GG is?
That's not fun.
Oh, the blue wasn't the dark. Look, it's a different blue.
She almost had it, but he blocked her.
Yo, I played another of these games. Yo, chat, these games are pretty, uh...
It's not easy, it's solved, there's a...
Oh, it's cute.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Um, Chai, you'd just go here, no?
Because he would block the four stack as a double stack?
No?
If you go here, it'd block the middle shot, which has a double stack.
You did it!
Oh!
Hey, I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
My name is as well.
Oh.
Well...
I thought she had it!
Winner, winner!
You have a pass.
My ex, I'm sorry.
You're gonna make me cry.
It's okay.
It's fine, it's fine.
How's that experience?
Love you, Mario.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, hi, buddy.
And what's that?
Holy, holy, raise that up.
The first one to make a shot from this line,
and that goal will move on.
Good luck.
You're welcome.
Ready?
Come on!
First shot, bro.
Are you touching that?
I
Overplay basketball is the first night in my life. I'm kidding
Why the other basketball
With rage getting closer that turned to a different strategy all you want my good luck
If this works, no, you can't wash this hand.
Oh, it almost works.
Oh, now he's doing it.
Oh, okay.
I
I
Mean
Oh
Next up, Ruby is versus Zpie, one-handed shots on him.
Check to also.
Check out where it just was a dip.
It is not easy to make your guys here from this far away.
You want to try it?
This is all you have to do.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Right there.
That was first class.
Where am I?
Are you or a farming over there?
Like this?
Yeah, like that.
Oh my god.
I mean, I don't even know if I want to play basketball, here it is
It's cool
score seven points wins and moves on to the top four
dude
no he's pushing not why me
oh my god oh my god yo okay okay okay
Yo, Jason looks actually mad. I like this. This is pretty good. He looks like he's shooting me.
Is Jason better or worse than he thought?
I wish I don't it really is your time for Jason. He's gonna start scoring
I'm struggling. Her kind was doing everything he could to stop Jason from scoring. Yo, man. Fally
Well for every shot Jason made
I had an answer
Oh my god, oh
They both wanted to win so badly that they were literally wrestlers. Oh my god
All the way
Oh the way!
Oh now, okay, come on bruh.
Huh?
What do I mean?
the world oh the class at the final game and on that live stream you guys know
that's a low blow that's crazy advantages and have a huge impact on who
wins a million dollars for their friend this could be the biggest remember
and like this live stream a random viewer in chat will win $1,000
Oh
I mean, if let's say you're let's say you were a lot of us in something else and it
just looked bad or whatever you just get the fuck out.
I mean, just, just, I mean, oh, I'm not gonna be weird,
I'm just gonna be weird.
Just because you don't wanna look bad
and you wanna be an asshole or whatever,
you just get the fuck out of here.
Even, just because if it's a coincidence,
it's still bad, and that doesn't make sense.
Like.
Every single minute, Sunday, new news, sir, time.
What we're defending is, you know,
you're just gonna watch the whole site.
The whole armor right now,
because viewers tomorrow will win
over one and a half million dollars.
You can literally buy a house just by watching.
I'll see you there.
Send the alarm out right now, because viewers tomorrow will win over a million dollars.
You can literally buy a house just by watching.
How's it going?
Well, this was that in between this breath that nobody get to see
When we shot at each other blah blah blah blah whatever
After I shot XQC XQC got a bunch of fridge dudes. I don't know who these things is
I don't know if they I don't know if there was French or whatever
He got a group of them to shoot at me. I wasn't supposed to make it pass this round
They all missed okay, okay, okay Jack Jack this game is a game of mathematics
It's it's mathematics it by the time that they had shot me right we were about halfway through
Add six shots I keep subscribing other guys that I think it was I think it was four four five six right
And the rest was one one one even if everybody hit their shots and I would still be out as W
It's over.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, and it wasn't, it wasn't the French dudes.
It was a, it was me, Tyler and Pixel, but it was Gigi.
Like, chat, people would have to put themselves
in their truss there.
Now, flex your watch, little one.
Yo, it's fine, though.
He literally, and it was.
Yes, it was impossible to nobody to be now.
Yeah, think about it.
There was, I think there was,
there was 13 shots left and it was
six, five, four, four, two, one, one, one, one, one.
Right?
That means that you need to have it.
Five accurate shots on one person
and everybody goes for it to work out.
It's a bother.
Yeah, me and I was two hundred and twenty three.
That's how they was in real time.
You should actually see that's my favorite experiment.
my boy. So they all started aiming at me, but they all missed. Yo, it was two people.
Yo, it was two people. Buddy, it was two people. After, after, after Emily, all of AMP and
Orbitters, Dick Fighters, and all the fanboys coming at me for, but you're talking about
early game everybody compared to late game three people. Like the magnitude is like
Coughing baby or this fucking new like really do like come on bro. Cuz if you look closely if you look in the back
I'm right here. I got two shots
This is my picture right here, but I got aimed at I got shot at maybe like six times only two of them here
Yeah, yeah, so that's stuff that happened in between this breath
Db no body did you know?
When we shot at each other blah blah blah, whatever
After I shot XQC, XQC got a boi-
No, I think I think one person shot him by accident, and one person that I was on a team
went and shot him, and I think, and then I missed.
I thought I missed somebody else, but it would only be one more.
The way you did the robot dance was so tough and majestic ignore these broke couches.
Alright, alright.
Now name five DDG songs.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I don't know if they put this in the video,
but XQC and DDG had so much beef.
I don't know if I can talk about it.
Has anyone talked about it?
But like, so DDG attacked XQC
and then they were like,
they were like screaming at each other.
And we're all like, oh!
And then he's like, oh, I hate you DDG.
Like
Yeah, yeah, I was I hate somebody that said that's a weak sauce shit that full check
It was some really funny banter though Jack. I this is not a banter. I live for though like
Jeff for me check
I'm like I'm like a I'm like a I'm like a squirrel and you give me nuts if you give me a good banter
That's why I live for it. I mean like it's not it's why I hate it was like oh, dude. Um
It's why was disappointed or or kind of
I thought it was generally good though, like, does that make sense?
I don't know if they're gonna include all that, but XQC was like, fuck you DDG, like, your streams, stuff, they're shit like that!
Like, something like that, and I was like, oh my god, they're drama!
And all because DDG was hitting XQC's paper!
I wish they missed a big stream, but they didn't do that.
Oh, wow, they only get a little bit but it was like that for more so he's like yeah, you suck. He's suck. Also, I
Dude it was just more of the energy though like
Like, sometimes it's on Amazon.
What you say and what you look like,
it does more than what you do.
Somebody shut at me, right?
It's on, it's on, it's on it.
Guys, it's a game.
You have to shoot people on the screen.
Hell, we're gonna fuck.
We're gonna shoot me, whatever.
Right?
But if you go like, bang, fuck it, bitch.
And you look at me like, like, me nice.
Then I know that you mean more than just a game.
That makes sense.
Like, I don't care if it's a game.
But it's why I call Emily out,
because she was doing the, oh, I didn't mean to,
which means that like, that's so sneaky.
Like, that's like, that means that you wanna do something.
And then you don't wanna put this break in that,
that like, that spice, if that makes sense.
Oh, XQC was talking crazy, bro.
I mean, like, nah, that's, I gotta pause to this thing.
I was like, no.
I don't wanna.
Nigga, before this shit game,
I was going to the bathroom, I saw XQC, he said, yo, yo, what's up, how you doing, like,
oh, what's up, walk past, I was like, yo, what's good, like, what's good.
Yo, check, it mystifies it, honestly, check, it baffles me that people can't comprehend
it, like, like making content and banterings for the cameras and having fun on camera.
Anybody who watches, they want value out of what they watch.
They sit on their fucking chair,
they can watch any video, they watch your video,
because they want value out of it.
Like, you provide value by being some endeavor happened.
I don't hate anybody.
I don't hate you as a person.
What the fuck would I care?
Like, you're giving people something.
Why is that a thing?
Or is like, that's a bad thing.
Like, oh, we just started something happening.
Dude everybody wins
Then they get before this shit. We ate lunch
We ate like lunch they had they had Mr. Beast food. That's it was asses fuck
But but but the a like I was tearing that shit up
But Marlon sitting across from me a stable Renato
But excuse he was sitting right next to me enjoying his lunch
And matter of fact he's like it was a seat open either and like he sat next to me
He wasn't all night. Fuck A&P. Fuck A&P, nigga. Fuck A&P. I don't like it.
It's really how...
Literally, people are fake to be honest. Either this is either being fake, or either you're being fake, right?
Or it's normal, right?
Like I know why we still do so hard to understand that like it's not for me
It's not complicated like second nature. It's like dude. It's I don't hear as a person right with your internet shit
We have some fun with it and I'm not gonna like it's not business that yo, dude
By the way, you're empty shit. Fuck you for your empty shit, bro. I don't give a fuck like that
It's not like that at all like I
Don't
Like he could have said it could have said that bro, but he's saying none of that
Well, he was some cool shit, bro
I did I maybe maybe maybe like not maybe for me like he's awesome like just
I'm probably probably I'm probably chill the other niggas bro. Like that ass. I'm probably dead-ass chill the other niggas
Well, yeah
Of course it you say he's striking up conversation
Like the vote you like the vote
90% of the time and passive-aggressive the other 10% of the time most banter has some type of friendly undertone
Yeah, dude, dude now
Let me a clip let me a clip where you see you think that my banter went too far, right?
To any of these guys in the past even if they even okay
genuinely
And I hope I hope you call me honest. I was not business and I will I will I will fall in apologize
Let me a click before any of this where I did, I said something to Gigi DGG or a
badgy that that would warrant being, being swung at genuinely give me one
incident where I, I engage in a way that would, that would warrant this type of,
of backlash.
I, I brother, I think, I think, I think of one.
It's a good I'm like, damn, I didn't make the words calm and say it was awesome.
Well, I think it was better.
I don't think it's it.
Well, I got eyes on tree head.
Brokey.
Yeah.
Y'all grown up men pushing 40 having high school drama.
Exactly.
Well, it's what I'm telling you, like, I, I will sit on a business.
I think it's like also every time, like, even if I tell you that I'll hit
anybody. Like I show you this excuse. But I show you that I'm not lying. But with my
actions, why is that I don't hate anybody, right? Like, I can hang out with people in
real life. I can talk about this quarter. I was on an off stream. I would, I would,
I would eat food with them and go outside and we could play any game they want. And
I don't give a shit. To me, it's not like that at all. And every time that we
seen it in real life, I, I, it's not a business. I talk to talk and walk to walk to walk. Like,
that makes sense.
Um,
to the exact as well, like,
my, I think my worst interactions was, uh, the better they would tie, right? I realized
was too far and I apologize for having it in sort of Kai, but that bridge was burnt.
But everybody else taking offense for him and defending him in a way that's like, well
now we need to really get him.
It's like guys, it's not like that at all.
Like Kai can defend himself.
Like Kai can have a problem with me personally and deal with it in his own way with me.
You guys don't have to like go out and be tough guy with me
like about this in the way that he can do himself.
Like let the man do his thing and do his thing.
Like I don't know why that's so crazy.
Like I don't think I did enough to Kai in that way
that everybody would have to,
oh now we have to be really mad.
Like, oh, chill out man.
It's also fun a little bit.
It's a fun.
Nice sense?
Am I wrong about this or what?
I don't know the difference but it's not.
Oh!
Nah fam, nah fam.
Hey DG man, SWEET FIRST ASK QUESTIONS LAST!
Nah, who's SQC talking to bro?
Nah bro, hey man, I don't like this shit bro.
Bro, I ain't gonna lie. I don't even like this shit. It's too that's too far. Am I overreacting chat?
What are you talking about?
Maybe it's just my boy, bro. I'm a little sensitive, but I don't fuck with that shit, man.
I don't fuck with that shit. Excuse me. You don't have to say all that money.
Yo, yo, yo, what I said was you ain't winning any kind of money.
What I meant is to win money, you have to get first place.
What I'm saying is that you eliminate me in a way that you think it does something,
But you're not gonna make it to the end. It's that is that's
Bro, that is exactly what the game is meant for that is so that role that is like the most part of the game comment
You can make it like oh you take me out. Okay, you're not gonna make it to the end
That's how the line good good spirit
Everybody
I mean
Yeah, we are give ecstasy and ecstasy threat bands, but holy bro
Let's follow the smoke for everybody for no reason here and chat is stupid
XQCL
But it in that way in that way, right in terms of in terms of banter, right?
All throughout the challenge everybody would have to fucking talk shit to me
Shoot at me in in the game and in giving me looks and and do all the comments and after just go home
And I think dude, I was I'm gonna say some shit
Well, they were all there at the end talking shit in a circle and everybody was saying come on shit
Oh, of course, I'm gonna talk shit, probably it's funny
If I was like every talk shit if I talk oh now
We're gonna swing. Oh, yo, now we gotta be tough guy and I would have thrown hands. Yo
Bro like people talk shit. I thought shit ends right there
Why does it have to go further than that? Why I don't get it that that means that you're
If it's only better than yet, and you better so many better back to you
Okay, so they bet us to you. You bet it back back at them, right? He did the person thinks
Oh, no, this is too much. Now I must hurt them buddy. Then that makes you wrong automatically
You are automatically wrong if you think that we are given as you see it as to your threat
badge, bro, bro wants all the smoke for everybody for no reason to
I mean now I'm literally going to comment all down though because I
name five D&G songs. It's not it's not just it's not just like an
internet banter like people it's not really a full it's like guys I'm
okay adding banter and internet be for fun with people I'm okay like that
If somebody doesn't like me, it's all good, then that's what it is.
But if people want to be like, oh yeah, I want to hurt him in real life, then I don't
care for that interaction anymore.
And then I forget what I'm saying, because I don't give a...
Not even close. Oh God. I'm scared.
No!
That was pathetic. You're too weak. You can't do it.
A horse in two weeks!
This guy's dumb.
Yo, they put my widest shot. Because I had a good one. I went like over here.
Oh God.
There's no shot.
Yo, shut up!
No shot.
oh come on oh brah since I missed I guess I'm telling you I kind of swear maybe
that it went like at least over here in my good shop yeah I kind of swear on it
That's why you played Winston, bro, zero fucking hate, 0-8.
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, the gun, the gun was going sideways.
you miss nice a pepain ball like bro I'm telling you come on tell us I don't
lie I'm sitting close on the missy Veezy been a ship and we like this
retarded ass nigga as you see we're standing on big beads I ain't gonna lie
this nigga was saying niggas fell off it at the event he was saying fuck mp
that nigga was talking OD spicy see that nigga get out the Adderalls and
the Xanax and get the talking crazy the bitch he get the feeling like he's
Superman no, you see when you got like this in when you start popping your shit right there five on some rich
I might gotta start turning into your shit
I don't watch your own what's your content about beneath in these cuz you going bar and sit talk about niggas fell off the
Eve at the evening see you talking crazy bitch you sound like me on some shit
No cap bitch. I might gotta fuck with you ex you see be rich
You be streaming on kick twitch you be screaming a wide no you be screaming on kick
I ain't finna act like I don't
That is funny as shit.
You be scaring on 2H2, bitch, I might gotta slide through you and I gotta see what you talking about, fag.
That was cool, that was cool.
Guys, it's just, guys, it's just spicy talk, man.
Chad, Chad, also, Chad, a lot, a lot of people, I try not to say the, the, the fell off shit,
but a lot of people say that I say fall off to you, okay?
During their prime, it's funny.
It's funny.
Guys, I know it's funny because it's not some shit.
It's mostly true and hurtful or whatever.
I like when I say you fell off are literally in their prime.
So inside I know, they know that,
I know for a fact inside, they know it's not true.
So it wouldn't hurt them.
They're not watering everything.
Guys, imagine when I was playing RP, right?
And I'm at the biggest high river.
It was like, oh, you fell off.
That would maybe laugh.
No, because it's like I'm not it's I'm not sick about that.
It's like there's not a lot of truth to it.
It's like we get to share it's funny.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I don't say I don't say you fall off to Greek.
Well, I okay, I do say to break because I'm friends enough
where we can say the most wildest shit, but don't give a fuck.
Okay.
Yes, I guess.
There's another joke.
Okay, come on, bro.
I do say them, but that's that.
You know that I don't mean it.
Relentless.
Because he knows, I know that as a friend, he knows how I see content and life, whatever.
And he knows that I don't mean it in the way that people mean it.
Does that make sense?
That's a different ball game.
That's why I don't like doing it as well too many times because I don't want to try
to say it.
Oh my god, too little.
He's a guy.
He's back selected.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Machina.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god.
Yo!
Yo!
Imagine that thing.
You look like you you ate somebody also not I want to be a dick writer or whatever
Okay, I like now now and now I have to look like I'm folding it guys. I thought it was before like
When I say digi music sucks
I don't know why he thinks offense in that like a lot of his songs went like trending and like actually it went
Bro
Nobody has only hit shit nobody has only hits nobody he has at least a few hits
That's what that's more than most artists can say like I don't get it. I don't get it
I only think it hurts him. I don't know why it would
But it really really pink dresses is on a place. Are you freaking stupid?
What else
Pink dreads on my playlist like how do you not understand this?
Um
Chat if you want to do banter it has to be my asses stick at least
Okay, open my lollipop. I said oh dude you look chopped. Why are browns? Yo, yo, yo guy you fight
You're not good at video games
Yo guy out there in the crowd that I
I don't like you very much like that's shit fucking better because it doesn't stick at least it has to at least a
percentage of it has to stick somewhere you know I mean like but always it's bullshit
Okay, what are we thinking another hundred G's okay to be a hundred G's
But not gonna lie it bro. I have people. I don't want to say slaving. This is bad work
But but I have my editor that has been my crazy hours. He rules his sleep schedule
You know, he was missing mosque days,
they used to go to the mosque,
he used to be the editing for me.
Yo, Abdi, Barnes, editing team, $100,000.
Sent to Abdi, Abdi, where is your name?
It's ironic that I was just,
yo, you've got an album, you like that?
Buddy, buddy, the other editor that we had or had
is such a fan of Rage,
that some of my clips have Rage's clips
playing in the background while he's editing,
We can hear the audio in the background like the others than it we've had clips and it on YouTube
The post on the main channel where we can hear the rage clip or stream playing a background brother
Like it's insane. I want to make sure they get your name, right? He is a mod in my chat
I believe to which I be
Y'all okay
What
Decide where the money goes
Dragonair can we hide this guy for videos is he good?
Check like Dragonair. Is that good?
Okay, hired, done, boom.
Done, I don't know who gets any of these videos.
Wait, is he getting it? I should job now.
I don't think he's gonna go for good.
That's cool.
I'm like a song.
I enjoy the song man.
They're picking people, they're almost done picking people.
Uh, it's Texman?
I don't know how to do that.
People have to sub to Win Money.
Like, I don't understand how it works.
Let's see.
Alright, keep picking names.
All right, iCloud, iCYCloud just won $1,000.
Who's the next winner?
I see YCloud, congratulations gang.
The duck7096 just won $1,000.
Bro, we still got $700,000 people watching.
We're about to send a lot your way.
I'll read out like three more
and then we're gonna end stream.
Everyone, where can they find you?
You can find me on twitch.tv slash your rage gaming.
Which got in every other social, it's your rage.
All right, so we're going live on your age on Twitch.
Why are you R-A-G-E?
So if you didn't win money here, you go in money there.
He's about to give away a million dollars.
A million dollars right now.
Call AS 6490, E-M-L-F, douche 3076.
You guys get the gist.
If I didn't call.
Let me check it.
Let me check it.
What's the most you ever had before?
hundred twenty so this is already now I'm gonna come back to you now I stopped
from it for a long time I came back and it went to me oh so this is my most
viewed stream ever oh my gosh
yeah thank you yeah so yeah was it some only or is it because they gifted
subs now go to active chatters and whatnot
You should have a look at it no Zach
Hold on no slander here boys and girls
Nope look not a summer
Cool oh my first and oh my god. We're my mods that we're not community yet. What are G yet?
What a sub-zap bro?
You got a friend that believes in me boy. We're a comment
Wait, it wasn't some only then it was only watch me on that
Chesh we debunk it yeah guys I guess guys I think I do by the job. I'm the bad guy
If I didn't call it your name check the description in like a day. I mean
This is a good case though. I can't even see y'all
All right. Um, yo, yo, my editing team, I'll be, I'll be, I'm about to give 100,000.
I'm almost done. See, there is no such thing as, you know, some, oh wait, huh?
Yeah, you get away around $488,000 now, okay?
I'm about to give away, it's about to be $500,000.
Okay, what are we thinking?
Another $100,000?
Okay.
It's gonna be $100,000, but we have to do, not gonna lie.
Bro.
reading my last message it was bugged
can you move on? yo yo i'm not moving off
this is a debunker case
nobody cares about your debunks
please move on our favor
jessie and greek
stay for a long time
yo ron
make a wheel right now for giving away a hundred thousand dollars to anyone who gives a hundred subs
it's a good one
can i do a wheel
i am doing a wheel
i'm doing a wheel
What a whale!
Is it?
Is it?
And I think it was...
Freak.
It was only follower only and when you sub it, skip the follower only.
Yeah, but that doesn't matter.
That's not within the confines of what's wrong.
It would only be an illegal lottery if it was actual sub only.
And the only way to consider it would be a sub.
because following is within the confines of...
of... it's like mailing.
It's not too crazy of an ad.
Please just move on. It's my birthday.
I'm the ceaser.
We're only $20,000!
You need to name who the ten are,
because someone might be thinking they just won 20 Gs.
I'm a lover.
Right?
Because I don't want to see a tiktok of,
Okay, I get skinned okay, so what is holy shit like this guy just get the 200 subs like bro
This is crazy. People are just like easy scum
Okay slow 30 sub follow
I know that means though
Guys if it's if it's sub why is it they follow is it bullets in time? How does that mean it check the sub mode?
a Trump follow mode or is it the opposite where if you're follow you can also talk
Stop everything else
Wabi Wabi, don't use that money boy. Wabi
Wabi tight Wabi tight right now
for four years and I couldn't touch it.
Yes.
Why they roll?
I'm like right here.
I'm sorry.
I don't even see anything.
I'm not going to get too deep into it.
What else?
What else do we have today?
People are subbing to enter and they can't even because it's also following
Wow, why boy quite boy quite boy quite
Well, I mean that's that's still that's still legit though, which I don't still be legit. No
Even if it was 40,000 minutes, it's
You know
That's cool
Alright, let's watch this
What's it gonna do go up there and tackle them in any in any scenario I mean even the
police they wait till the people the suppressor goes down but that's not how security works
like I've seen I've seen like a hundred videos of who climb shit security police anybody
says he does this shit that they call a police and they wait at the bottom is the
Anything else you could do?
You set up the trade-offs for XTC?
Yes.
You just need to respond to my DM.
What did you actually do?
Yes, I'm going to stand a little bit.
Yeah, before you set up the records,
most tickets ever sold, the shot of any high-scoring show
in the state of Missouri, very cool.
Very nice.
All right, so what else do we have today?
Anything fun? Anything clubbing yet?
What? Even they use knees too?
Boy, I'm finna mean, knee in the shit off this nigga. Boy, please, Aiden. Please set that down.
Alright, well...
Let's see...
Alright, what is this?
One more clip, one more clip.
I just came out of the game, it was a bit of a fight, but at least I could get 50,000 points for you.
I've already given it away with the time.
In the end it comes a straight and down, with the last one.
I'm so happy, because it was very difficult.
I didn't like the program much either, but it was a bit scary, I was trying to get to the end of it, but in the end I just eliminated it, so it was fair at least.
Now if you see this, we've all been supporting each other, and at the end of the day Karma took the girl.
Oh!
Five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five.
Yay!
Yay!
We're going back to clean shot, in no way.
He's put out the throw.
He's, he's, he's moving on.
I'm talking to him, yeah?
Justice, justice, justice, justice, justice, justice.
I'm talking to him, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what you're doing.
Guys, it was fun, like you,
I mean, yeah, I think he's trying to do an outro. I mean, it's kind of annoying
And that's got awful
Thank you so much for the support and for coming. I love you.
Top 4. It's okay.
The next top 1.
Take care, man.
Take care, take care, take care.
Wow.
Yep.
Guys, I'm not trying to be salty.
But I do think that the popularity contest type thing goes sideways.
I guess I've said you guys and I'm a I've been saying this I've been saying this since I've watched all of his videos
All these that are more social more like I think it's okay
It's interesting to into videos into segments or whatever here and there but what it's like it makes things kind of one-sided. I mean check
If somebody says oh, yeah, it's too. It's unfair for him
But then now then you have to stop it and say it's also unfair for me because I lost to the public contest the exact
My game mode was the exact same thing where you you voted against your people. That's that's that's again. Oh XQC L
You know
Fucking love chocolate chip cookies and ice cream
No, I go I go chocolate chip cookies caramel drizzle over the ice cream with heat
Of the ice cream and I mash it up
I do that too, man.
You get a scratch clip slash blushing a bleak trope.
Jack, the putter he's got is the one that I was going to buy initially, no?
Let me go off moment.
Basically right now is dessert.
I fucking love chocolate chip because he's an ice cream.
No, I go chocolate chip because he's over the ice cream.
It is!
Crumble over top of the ice cream.
It's the other one.
Now I'm going to decide about the other thing.
You messed up like a skillet cookie when I put ice cream on top?
I do that too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's my biggest fucking downfall.
Now the burden is you can hit our goal right now.
Here, you can see it.
You see it right here on the phone.
Yo, okay, I opened up his fucking Instagram comments for one second.
What is this, bro?
Like, bro, like, bro, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Throw it again.
Wait, here, throw up the other pole.
No.
Which one is Ray's throw it?
A potato or baseball?
Here, you can see it.
You see it right here on the phone.
Yo, okay, I open up his fucking Instagram comments for one second. What is this bro like bro like bro. Yeah
I mean, this is awful. I mean
Nobody nobody deserves that like bro. You could be an asset and play a game and do all that
It's within the confines of like nine months, but I feel within the confines of
like yeah, it's
It can be good sport bad sport, but whatever you do this shit. That's like you're the one
That's you're the one that goes out you know, that's bad if you do this shit like if you like
Not sure don't you don't you don't you don't
Look at this bitch ass nigga. That's your fucking phone.
The fuck are you like, your dog?
Go around from crib and go in the fuck up on him.
Look at your face now.
What's your dumb ass?
Fuck out of the desk and speak on mommy.
Huh? What?
Don't get it.
I don't know what he's saying.
I mean, that's gonna help all the fuck is that behavior all right
six seven what that's supposed to have a fire dropping dropping dropping
what that's very big is very very big is the AI
that that's
Yes!
Um, we're gonna get posted on Instagram stories all day, um, I was gonna get a, uh, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Fabricated?
Yeah, fabricated.
Yeah, come on, bro.
Don't make some fake shit.
Come on, bro.
What the fuck was that?
You guys, what are we gonna do to this fake shit?
Can't watch this.
Alright Jack, guess what else we have to do.
Jack, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Mini, mini, mini redacted and that will, will, will go next.
Oh wait.
Oh, I think I got food actually.
It's too cold.
Hold on.
The Mongols, but still made playoffs.
The first one they played was, uh,
Emoji Columbus, 2016.
Um, Ted, hang on to that food.
He's knifed frozen.
Now he can...
Oh, wait, no!
I'm falling through the lamin one round!
You cannot make this up!
Sure you lose the round, but maybe you lost the d-
I know it's against the Mongols, but still my playoffs.
The first one they played was Emoji Columbus, 2016.
Um, Ted, hang on to that for...
He's knife frozen.
Now he can-
Oh, wait, no!
I'm falling through the lamin one round!
You cannot make this up!
Sure you lose the round, but maybe you lost the d-
against the Mongols but yes oh oh maybe a little couple of your friends are you
starting MMA training
if we actually put the thumbs down I'll find out
I don't know I've tried for no reason
Chat chat what is tea time well you guys think I'm kidding like I would like I would just fucking say that like dude
That's crazy
A sergeant is caught in a terrifying encounter as three dogs stand between first responders
and the victim of their brutal attack.
In the chaotic aftermath the question becomes who the victim is and whether help came too
late.
The following is based on official police records and the footage has never been seen
before until now.
After 4pm on November 21st, 2025, dispatchers in Tyler, Texas receive a panic call to 911.
Yeah, but my neighbors, um, are guys from different places that they're like, and Mollie, I am, I'm not able to do, I'm an artist, and I'm just scared to go over that old dog.
The hair is short, I'm guessing it's a man, but honestly, it looks like they have leggings on, I don't know, it's cute, isn't it?
Do you still hear the dogs?
No, like, I don't know, like, whining?
What are you guys doing? You're going to walk up to me, aren't you?
Alright, um, well, do you hear your neighbor at all? Are they saying anything?
No, I mean, I yell, but, oh my God, I'm playing, I don't know, I don't know what I saw, what
I saw, what is this big old toy, a big, big human-type toy, I don't know.
Alright, well, the death threes and ambulance just beheaded there shortly, okay?
Just call back on now, I want to see if anything changes.
Oh, well, you know how long?
I don't have an ETA, they weren't that far, so they're as quickly as they can.
A sergeant with the Smith County Sheriff's Office arrives just behind the local fire department
and together they rush toward the sounds of barking coming from the backyard.
If they didn't present how fast, why would they get there to start with, no?
Like, I'm f***ing crazy.
Watch that dog here.
Three of them.
They're after you.
Hey, two.
But with the victim sprawled out beneath the dogs, firing his weapon is too much of a risk.
Instead, the sergeant runs to a gate on the other side of the house.
He's gonna split up, right?
22, what's your location?
Look!
22, where you at?
I was on your TV, I'll find you.
You'll be there in about two minutes.
Knowing the victim may not have two minutes,
he quickly decides to go in alone.
Yeah, you got the last traffic?
Yeah, I do not have the nets, like, in such a gadget.
I left fire and now I've got the gate open on the other side, but the dogs are all in the body.
Hey, where are they at?
Where are your people?
They're- they're- they're on the fence.
Still in the fence?
Yeah.
Back up, back up!
The dog charges the sergeant and he opens fire, striking him multiple times.
When it fails to stop him, he fires once more, and the dog collapses against the pavement.
The sergeant keeps his gun aimed at a second dog, who sniffs his fallen companion.
You need another unit?
Do you think we're falling easy on him?
I know, but if we can get to them...
Oh my god, yeah, yeah, you're going to assume that the human is still alive, right?
And the dogs have been like that, what else are we going to do?
Like, they need to render aid, like...
Okay, don't do this.
Get them there.
That's nine shots far in the area of me.
I've got an open door back here.
They're good to pull him. Yes.
Back up. Don't do it.
I can't find the door.
Yeah, with one dog dead and the other two secured inside the house backup finally arrives
and joins the fire department as they work to pull the victim through to the other side
of the broken fence.
The vitlite who appears to be a young woman shows no sign of consciousness.
Her body is severely mauled with deep, gaping wounds on her arms and legs.
All paramedics get to work.
The deputy joins the sergeant in the backyard.
So that door was open.
There's two other dogs inside.
That one came after me when I opened the gate.
The other one came right up to him, but he took off inside.
OK.
I do not know if there is anybody else in the house.
I have no idea.
Given the 911 caller assumed the victim was the male owner of the dogs, the sergeant
quickly locates her with an urgent question.
Is there two of them?
I hate to see you live alone.
Yeah, I agree.
I don't know these cars.
I see a great car, a super car show up,
and it's a guy and a wife and like a kid.
Okay.
It's all of it.
Okay.
Does he live alone?
The guy here is the one who had all the dogs.
Yeah.
But that was a lady living with a baby,
and they got the final of the dog before.
It's what it is about.
Yeah.
I know it is, I know.
It's about three dogs.
I know.
Three pit bulls.
He, this one, owned the dog, and their main dog.
Wait.
Well, I'm very aware.
They weren't mean dogs.
Yeah, I heard them fighting about it.
They weren't fighting, they were attacking the place.
No, about a month ago.
It wasn't the only...
Okay, it was a woman and the man having a complication.
Who owns the dogs over here?
Some lady has a baby that lives over there.
Where's she at?
I don't know anybody.
Do you know what she drives?
The car, as you see?
No.
Are they...
Did they get it?
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
Fearing they may have just trapped the two remaining dogs inside with a helpless baby,
the sergeant and deputy armed themselves with rifles and returned to the house.
Alright, well let's go find the baby.
Look.
Um...
Good?
Yeah.
We're going to clear the house.
There's a lady and a baby who's supposed to live here.
Oh, what, what, no, there's a guy.
We're going to end this.
Okay.
We're going to clear the house.
There's a lady and a baby who's supposed to live here.
Oh, what is that?
We're going to get an MPX.
Dog.
Unexpectedly, a voice calls out over the home security system.
Okay.
We're out of work out of the city right now.
Who's supposed to be taking care of your dogs?
Who's your babysitter?
So why a cage though?
Like, dude, I think if you're going to own a dog and you're going to have to be put in a cage, you shouldn't own a dog.
That's not my take.
That's not my take.
You saying that's normal?
I don't think that's shit.
You're normal.
If you're going to have a dog and it's going to have to be in a cage, then find things that are not going to dog.
going to dog don't want to dog like okay where's the baby
okay so there's nobody here the sergeant instructs the couple to call the
sheriff's office in the hopes they can confirm the victim's identity in the
meantime he heads back to the neighbor's house to ease her concerns
they're out of town so them and the baby everybody's out
It needs great training, box training, it needs to have place training, fucking ZEP.
Yo, if your dog needs to be trained in 20 fucking different abusive manners, and
I don't think it should be a thing. Like, the justification for fucking abuse is insane.
Thank God, oh Jesus, good.
But the person they hired to come take care of the dogs got mauled.
Place.
But that's fine.
And we were not able to get to her before.
I don't understand, honey, it's hard.
Have you never heard of training?
Let's see, I'm sure.
It's a safe space for the dog to go to when they're over simulated.
I don't give a shit.
If as a society, we need to justify abuse and that the dog can have a good life and then
we should rethink about what kind of dog we breed, what kind of dog we have and are
legal to own.
If your dog is to go through a bunch of bullshit, oh yeah, we could cut its tail and cut its
ears and we need to do all of that.
Why not just breed dogs that don't have that, and then you don't have to go through all this shit?
Maybe they have them dogs inside.
Yeah, uh-huh.
But it wasn't a little bitty dog.
No, none of them are a little bitty.
There's one less of them now because they charge that for me.
The heck is it?
Well, honey, I don't find it.
Meanwhile, the other deputy speaks with the 911 caller who grapples with the emotional aftershock.
I couldn't tell what I could see.
I was just freaking out.
Yeah.
No, I...
I was like, I hope I'm wrong, but I still call it either way, but...
No, you did good. You did the right thing.
I couldn't keep looking if it was.
Yeah.
And I'm a nurse, so I feel bad because I don't know, maybe I could have done something, but I was too scared to go.
Calling us was the only thing that you could have done, otherwise, you know, that would have been bad for you.
That's why I was scared. I was like, I can't go there.
Yeah, so yeah, calling us was the right thing.
Across the street, the sergeant learns more about the dog's history.
But I've heard dog fighting before.
This ain't the first time.
And it's between this house and this house?
Uh-huh.
And I wonder if they weren't going at each other.
You know what dogs they have?
Because all these are like pit bulls.
Oh, it's their pit bulls.
I know I saw a pit bull out in the drive one, one dog.
Well.
Well, then it's them.
I'm so sorry, baby.
It happens.
Yeah.
The dog's owners, Wilbert and Addison,
finally reach a deputy by phone.
And the heartbreaking truth of the girl's identity
is fully revealed.
Okay, where you looking at right now, sir?
Can you please show the video chat and show it to me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
We're currently in Oklahoma.
We're not doing your job.
Okay. Who's supposed to be here to care for the animals?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Your name is Madison Hall.
Nice to meet you.
I'm going to go over there for a couple hours
and just check on them.
But I don't know if they will get any contact.
I'm really fucking mad at you.
Buddy, now you've been going to say
it plays like a crazy duet save.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But I want to say is that overall as a society,
why don't we find dogs that don't need to go through
all of this and make these accepted dog breeds
that don't need this shit,
that like not every dog needs to have this cage shit
than to survive.
Like how does this order understand it?
And why does it have to be a fucking cage to be,
like I don't understand it.
Why does it have to be a cage
where there come fine bands and fucking bars?
out. Madison Hall, she's supposed to take care of the dogs. Okay. About how old is she?
She's 23. She's on a college degree. So I'm not sure which college she goes to. Yeah, the dogs broke out probably about two o'clock in the afternoon and I think she's in class.
class.
The couple would later explain they met the college student 23-year-old Madison Riley
Hall after posting an ad for a babysitter on Facebook.
Madison had been babysitting their three children, all under the age of five years old for the
last two months, and they recently asked her to look after their three dogs while they were
out of town.
What the deputy doesn't reveal is that their description of Madison matches the victim,
who is lying on the ground after a brutal attack carried out by the family's own
beloved pets.
Is she alive?
What happened?
They're trying out now.
They got the machine pressing her,
doing the compressions,
and they're going to hit her
with a couple of episodes.
We haven't really evaluated her
back.
The problem before we got here
was we just had a drug
against her.
She was face down.
What the hell is she doing with me?
So what is she doing with Jordan?
What the hell is she doing with me?
You think she had been back
there for a while or something?
I mean, it's not that old, because she was still not,
she was cold and she was still, you know.
Oh, okay.
Then everything got probably working out.
They all three had her right here.
All right.
That's got all the, uh, man.
All the kid bulls, three, despite their best efforts,
there's nothing the paramedics can do.
As Madison's injuries are far too severe,
she's pronounced deceased on the scene
and the sergeant calls into his superiors with an update.
Well, there is a one less alive dog
and also unfortunately one less alive dog sitter.
I don't know, I'm not willing to sit in house
and talk about ring cam mother,
some dogs just take somebody.
So pretty sure about my foot though.
It's like a, I ran, was running and hit a hole.
Wilburton Addison later told investigators
their three dogs named Bodie, Lola and Afghani
were not known to be aggressive,
though Lola could be quote, territorial.
Addison shared that Madison would often watch the dog.
But that's so irresponsible though.
Like how are you not liable legally?
If you report your dog as non-confrontational
or like non-aggressive or whatever
and you know that they're gonna do this shit.
I mean, brother, that's like, that's like,
that's like, oh guys, I have a locked gun at home
and then it's some fucking laying around
like charged weapon that anybody could take.
But it's irresponsible.
It can cause harm and like it's what it is.
You need to let go.
Addison shared that Madison would often
watch the dogs and children at the same time.
And on several occasions, they would
come home to find one or more of the dogs
cuddling with Madison on the couch.
Now it looks like, I'll be a real, it looks like a man
because the body should still come out and move.
This one here probably, yeah, for more on me.
Yeah, very good.
Great for more.
Investigators later visited Madison's
mother in person, giving her the most devastating news a parent could receive.
Her mother showed them a video Madison sent several days earlier, in which she spoke about
the size of the dogs, noting one of them weighed more than 100 pounds.
In the video, Madison described the dog as, quote, defiant.
According to police records, the last message Madison sent was to her boyfriend at 12.16
PM, letting him know she was on her way to check on the dogs.
The couple reviewed their home security cameras noting that at 1.13 PM, one of the dogs
can be seen inside the home with blood on his side. Addison assumed that two of the dogs had
gotten into a fight, but the truth was far more devastating. Unfortunately, the home cameras did
not record anything that could clarify what happened, but given the timeline, investigators
assumed the attack began roughly three hours before the 911 call.
We're sorry sorry.
Die video, yeah.
Excuse me.
Is that all we got now?
Is it NBC?
Can I please get over 65?
The only difference here is
I think we're going to get on dual, but
Is it all we got?
I don't want to fix it.
Okay, I'll fix it.
Actually, we just saw a
CHP officer there.
a spike strip of this car is in the middle of the road there, it's a little bit more
tricky for these officers to get to that car but now we are seeing it start to move over
at least into that second from the right lane as we see all the cars going over.
That's exactly right, I just pulled up the feed with the mapping system on it from SkyFox
so now I can have an idea where they're at.
So yeah, it's just a matter of following.
Now they're continuing on the murder suspect.
It's just going to be a follow-up to the next office area of responsibility and then you'll
see two units roll in, two units drop out and then they'll pick up the pursuit or the
following now until they get to the next office area.
So that's going to be a continuing handoff as we go.
Well practiced.
They're not going to get involved in this pursuit because CHP has a policy.
Once they've taken over pursuit, they do not allow any outside law enforcement or what they
call local Leo to get involved in this pursuit.
So you'll not see a mixture of it.
They do not do that.
But you see that little bit of a pick up a speed and then another lane change.
it'll start seeing things like that.
Well, it continues on right and Tim.
Let me just interject by saying it's possible
that the driver is realizing that he can make a choice
or the person can make a choice on whether to transition
on to the 134 it was.
It seemed as if that they were thinking that way.
That's why they wound up in the number two lane,
but now they're in the number four lane,
which would presume to say that they will continue
on the 101 going southbound as they make their way
through the studio city,
which means it won't be long before they're out of the San Fernando Valley and entering Hollywood.
A little bit of a pickup of speed there. Oh, and I was proven wrong again as the car is headed
on to the 134 going eastbound. This is kind of a curvy transition, so it's best for this driver
to stay in control. It doesn't seem as if the driver, other than the fact that they are wanted
for attempted murder. They are not driving impaired. It doesn't feel that way. It doesn't
seem that way when you watch this vehicle and they took that transition very fairly easily.
They're saying in their land. At least there's that as far as they're concerned. Okay, so
now we're talking about the 134 as they are in the studio city area. Eventually will
because of that as we watch this vehicle. And again, Tim, I mean, I'm just impressed.
I find remarkable that the driving is so consistent and that the driver appears to be in complete
control.
It does. It's holding the lane very well. Speeds are well below the capability of
that car. And it's just a matter of following him now and staying with the vehicle, like
Like I said, not pressing this driver to make them do anything hazardous that might involve
other people on the road.
Now, another thing we want to talk about is the other drivers on the road, you're in
your car, you're driving someplace here on Sunday, just continuing on, and all of a sudden
you look behind you and you see probably three CHV cars coming with their lights
on.
If you're able to safely move to the right, go ahead and move to the right.
If you're out on the left side of the freeway out in the HLV number one lane, the best fetus
just hold your lane, hold your seat, let them pass you because once you start moving around,
now-
If it was me, I would ask him about what does it mean for the pursuers that this is an
attempted murder suspect?
How does that escalate?
What does it say about the consolation of such a case?
The left-hand pursuit go by you if you're on the right shoulder, the right lanes,
you have the ability to move to the right without causing any issues, then just slide
over to the right. But this is going at such a slow speed for California freeways, they're
barely keeping up with traffic and passing just at a very slow rate of speed. But the
problem here is you're driving along not really looking behind you, and then you happen
to look up in the mirror and see three CHP cars coming up and you tend to get people
Right, and Tim let me ask you, there was a time in my long history where black and
white they would flash their lights but they didn't run their sirens. Is that
still the case or would you be able to hear a you know police car coming up
on you? Well a very fine line of the California
vehicle code is they must have their lights and sirens on to have a failure
or T-yield. So they will leave their sirens on during the pursuits of this type because
it's complying with the California Vehicle Code. The driver can hear it up to about 65
miles an hour and then after that it gets to a point where the message is you start,
as we teach, you start outrunning your sirens where basically the person hears your
siren, you already buy them. But to comply with California Vehicle Code, they have
to keep the siren on along with the red lights and also a steady red light to the
forward. Now you see the unit coming up from the right, that's going to be a
handoff here. They're going to come out to do a drop in. Based on the car choice,
they'll drop out and as we go along they'll pick up more units. This will
escalate. That's going to be a full-over demonstration. That's what I have the money on.
It's just a matter of time. They'll only have three units in this
pursuit. Two two officer units and one supervisor who monitors the pursuit
and gives direction as far as how you know how long they stay in this starts
getting in the hand he'll start making the call he or she'll start making the
call. Whether to back off and go into trailing or just go ahead and back off completely because we're driving so crazy but in this case, we don't have that, we haven't won 75, 70 or 90 hours.
I have been awake. I'm just going through these interchanges here very calmly and very under control so it's just a matter of time.
It's one of those where it's going to do a lot of nothing and then it either goes crazy
or completely boring.
It's not like a myth, it's not like some of that would be spicy in the middle of it.
It'll end mega-spice or end nothing, but the middle part will be nothing.
They're, they're.
I'll be gorgeous and take this person in the custody is heightened because they don't want to let them get away.
So they're going to do what they can.
Well, what I think is going to happen is the cop is going to pull his arms out.
He's going to start shooting the tires.
The tires are going to roll up and then they're going to freak him out.
He or she did murder somebody before.
Well, I have a million dollars in the internet and now I'm sure they got it wrong.
But you always act in the exact same way for every pursuit because you never know what's in it.
They're also the tires you might be chasing for speed or they ran a red light or stop sign or expired registration
You don't know what's in that car
If you're a snipe well first off this is an attempted murder suspect
So if you are a sniper, let's go ahead and pull over. So you just go ahead and let's just have this right now
I was just like, don't take your hand around.
So it ain't worth it.
If it turns out to be something a little bit less,
you can go ahead and back down.
So what I think is going to happen
is that Laurie's going to block up the coves.
Then he's going to drive around the corner and chase him.
Brandon, Brandon, Brandon.
Yo, sorry to interrupt.
Absolutely.
I know that you're going to exit right there.
Chase, Brandon.
As he's getting chased.
And having it looks like there were four.
So when JP rolls off the stage right now,
jumps down, goes next to this, jumps to the back of the two
motorcyclists, and the helicopter's going to pick them up and
then drag them on the boat.
They're approaching the two, Interstate 2, so they're going to
put a diving suit ready and
find the boat in it, and hit the Interstate 5.
The teammate gets a head pop here, you jump out of the car.
Scuffed! Scuffed!
You guys, it's stuffed!
you know the glendale area
sometimes
they're going to argue with the
couple
two hour
two hour
two hour
two hour
two hour
two hour
what does the live comment say on the youtube video
they are usually
pretty delayed in
san japan usually
I don't know what that means so cross over really uh they didn't even have comments they do on Fox local we're screaming this police that black vehicle.
What are they saying.
I
I don't know what that meant, but W thanks for I mean they're they're definitely not
Radically nothing so far, but you know imagine how you'd be
Pursued and we're taking a broader look now as they head into
The next location where they
drives over a certain amount on it.
It's not a bad thing, Mr. Nix.
I have a lot of times there's a bunch of guys
that's got to take a little bit of a talk.
Why doesn't everybody have electric cars?
And then they call up Elon and say,
disable model 25585252.
And then he disables that model.
They actually have that for some car models.
Not electric only, but some other cars.
They have some, uh, skies, something, if it was.
They'll do that they'll have control over on-star on-star on-star
I know and then Russian hackers will hack us and then make us drive into each other
We'll die
So we're not seeing that. What is that?
Yeah, they see is a fat ass
Nice
Stay out of the way or or get away but not get away as in like try to find a
Or look at that cool car
Really?
Soft tops and convertibles are shit and nobody enjoys them
And if you like the sound of the fucking wind in your ears
If you know you hate soft tops because what happens is the wind goes under your nose
And it acts like a parachute you'll fly out right now
You'll fly up the car because your nose holes are so big
For a week
Thank you. Thank you, Greg.
You're doing the flea.
You're doing the best you can.
I like convertibles, though.
This person is just buying time and hopefully
trying to negotiate.
This guy, like, the problem is, if you're
going to do a chase, you need to do it in, like, height
time.
There's billions of cars.
So you can drive around and, like, fuck ramp.
Or do it at night time.
You can lose them in the dark.
Well, I mean, if it goes in the middle of the city,
they really love that.
The highway going in isn't too easy to track the vehicle until it stops and they will find
you can eventually run out of gas so across such a good technology there's
yeah you could last for like four hours maybe and the helicopters run out of
gas quite fast yeah yeah but then you cycle them they're not gonna usually have
It murders us like this. You'd expect a two, maybe even a plane of the fuel, plane of the plane.
So the news, they know the news will stay on it.
So they don't have to be scared about it. They'll rotate, the news will stay on it, and then they'll put it back on.
So who pays for all that fuel? Because like, helicopter fuel is expensive. You and me?
Taxes? Oh yeah, I did play an A-tax.
The cops know they had to do bigger maneuvers to stay on it, so they do spend more fuel,
so they have to rig it more often than the choppers of the news.
there's so many out there's so many directions that you can go
F
places they can get lost signal here
oh my god
oh we lost signal
my brain
lost signal
it's gone dark
but if you're still watching us on the stream just stay tuned
don't go away because
oh this is better
nope we are not watching and we are going away
oh she looked like an alien a little bit
whoa
that's a vast space
why?
it's just a normal
a citizen of women
commonly on the chasen
she's doing a job
am I allowed to call people aliens?
Okay, you look like an alien from like Saturn where they eat that, they eat planets to survive it.
Okay, okay, but she probably doesn't look like an alien, it's just the makeup that she's done.
That makes her look like an alien.
Then it's just your hair broccoli that makes you look like a government.
Like, I don't know what, that's just the thing.
Like, if you make yourself look like an alien, you know, that's just your past.
Yeah, certainly.
I don't think of ways.
prepared for the worst. That's all that just part of why don't all the roads and we do want to make
spikes all the way back to our lives and all the roads lead to where do they lead to we're showing
you video briefly from like every three miles there's an auto spike system set up for police officers
and they can just see a super vehicle. This is five months thanks for streaming, can I get you
welcome. I mean we're on the 210 now well into every every like junction in the spike junction.
Tarzana when this started all the way even further back to
Like I'll pass that yeah, I said like every two miles
Why don't you just have a heat seeking missile how about that?
Well, I mean what about an EMP one a missile it goes into the hood and it breaks like a part of the car makes it disabled
Like something like honestly like in the perfect world just get your ars. I'm just not shooting the tires
It's not been a pussy. Let's be real
I guess it's you, you came in.
Oh, so we're being racist again.
British is not a race.
Yes, we are.
Yes, we are.
OK, what race would that be?
A long amount of time.
The greatest of what we've been.
The greatest of what we've been.
Masters of everything.
I'm not confident about that, bro.
We are.
The more consistent is what we've been saying as we've
watched them.
We've been out to a new beginning day about the.
not not yeah what you did to save the same and save the human race the human
race
yeah the greatest is the human race
yeah
of course
w saved
nope
and your tape tab closed
50 miles
time
and the monument
uh stand between the lines
and just consistently heading
uh nice
speed
I didn't know this guy
by the way you should
you shouldn't do that by the way
like
like, bait like that X.
Oh, I remember that.
Because that is super, because, like, like...
Oh, it's like a stable and elbow bait.
It's just super, it's like you say to me, you're like,
whoa, whoa, Chad, did you hear Wages that, whoa!
You haven't done that in so long, though.
Yeah, I actually saw Wages baiting you.
I guess why I gave you a way out, though.
I come up right, I fish you out of it.
Okay, fair enough.
Here, hold on a second.
You get a stand-up check.
flight radar but it's not like I'm gonna get cancelled and fall off anyway
let's be real I've been done it said like but still
I think people just don't care about you when you get you get cancelled once and
then they don't care afterwards to be honest which is kind of nice it's like a
Loki freedom like I feel kind of free it's like oh my god I could get cancelled
What am I gonna lose in this fight?
I've lost everything. My wife, my kids, my dignity.
Why am I even here anymore?
Everything's so pointless.
I was watching a Wednesday show.
No.
No, I don't.
Do you have a watch when they get your balance from me?
I don't have any.
I don't have any.
I don't have any.
I don't have any.
No, I don't have any.
No, I don't have any.
I don't have any.
This guy is going to drive forever.
But is this a family or is this a house?
What's the matter?
Oh.
This is like my house.
Hello.
Are you from this planet?
No, I'm not.
This is my house.
I don't have any.
I don't have any.
Oh.
What's the matter?
I
Going in front is always a risk.
They don't want to escalate and you don't want to be facing the driver.
Well, that makes sense.
I didn't think I was going to mention this, but I'm going to mention this right now.
Ever since you've been hanging out with me and Jesse, you've been fighting people in real life.
What the hell's going on?
Okay, so first of all let me put one example. Mr. Beast has to hold you back in the middle of his game.
He really did hold you back.
And then I check your street when you're fucking mountaining me on. Like you never used to do this shit before we had Destiny.
The more time you spend with a British person, the more angry you get at everything.
That's what I'm coming on bro. Like if you think about it, he did GTARP and he would like fight with people GTARP and then he went into Among Us lobbies and he had that same kind of energy.
No, you never underestimate the game energy. It's really not a pro gamer.
I said it almost said it again. If you were a pro gamer, you can do anything that you put your mind to.
Oh, God, I said that.
This is my new one.
Delusional.
Chill, dude.
Are you actually fighting DNG?
We've seen from this boy generally if you want if you want to make it an actual
Actual event at this point the only right and put the time in and puts a money in yeah, but I'm not even for free
Don't want me come on bro
So so I so listen when you were doing that stream of Aidan you were you Aidan with GPS and that other guy
So are you actually when you're saying you wanted to fight him?
Were you actually gonna fight him?
Yeah, but I've
But it's been five years now. I'm gonna say that you know I would only fight for money as I get the word as the word
There's gonna be some some staking
I'm not that guy
You're acting like Muhammad Ali relax. They're
I swear, you're the toughest.
Okay, listen, if you're actually gonna fight him
and you're gonna train, I will fight America,
and you can fight against me for like that.
If you can beat me, you can beat him.
Mm.
I mean, your weight is too big though.
I mean, I would fight a competition.
Yeah, I know, but that's what I'm saying.
You gotta fight, like, fight.
Think about how easy, if you conquer me,
think about how easy it would be to conquer him.
True. See what I'm saying?
It's like resistance training.
As we, you know, still follow this.
But it'd be an attack, though,
because because they're bigger I have to do
seconds that are based off your weight though
of the way they've been
I say
Oh!
God bless you
I mean, yeah, I didn't hear you
I'll be honest, humanity needs you to be in time
it's like
we don't need you to get hit in the head and damage your life
humanity needs you
true
they're escalating to another level
so that was a perfect example
I want to attend, probably.
So now there's the...
Wait, what food did you order?
Pizza.
And...
What type of pizza?
Uh...
Pizza.
Pizza, just a flat-out pepperoni.
We've asked it when it comes to...
Sort of reset...
Tell me where you got me.
What was the place you got me?
Okay, maybe we back up and survive a bit.
Maybe give them that pulse of security
and then they take an opportunity to jump off of an accident.
Not only that, I think it was like,
I'm going to eat a large pizza. I said, no, no, no. Make it a medium. I'm on a diet.
And then I was like, I'm going to just probably eat half of this.
And then I ate all of it. And then I went, oh, yeah, no.
Bro, it is like, bro, I'm so sorry for enabling your addiction.
We're going to write this out as long as it goes.
I have a whole, a whole piece of string.
With a crust, do you need the crust too?
Yeah, I gave one piece to Alice.
Where's the crust then?
On these holidays.
Yeah, I love the crust.
Why are you acting like Crust is like Kryptonite? Like you're so weird for that.
Because it's just Brad.
Bro, do you- oh look at the Mars power!
Six seven!
It went six seven for a second.
Um, you need to add-
Wait, why do you have Tyler six- I have you as my-
Oh my channel I have you as the six seven.
How?
Uh, it's-
It's that one, the wide one that you have.
maybe they'll speed up. Uh, that
we're just watching this guy
What did I do? What did I do?
No, watch this out. It's chill.
Somebody might die. Just chill for a second.
We don't want to see someone die.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. True. True.
Every movie in America, every show
But now suddenly we didn't want to see people die.
It's real life.
It's not that we want to see.
It's more that we're keeping ourselves informed in the news.
Right?
It's been sensationalized.
And whatever happens, happens.
We're here for it.
You have that intimate knowledge of knowing.
But we would like a peaceful resolution.
Remember the guy climbed that fucking thing
recently in the building?
People didn't want to see him die.
But we might not see him die.
You won't be able to see a part of the moment,
because they don't want to feel like he
with you. Yeah, nobody's
I'm going to sit here and argue.
People do have a morbid curiosity though. You know what?
You're not wrong. You know that a lot of laws have to be made
in ways that kind of don't
embellish that. Like there are really some laws that are made because people's morbid curiosity is so bad
bad that it has to be warped off by by laws otherwise they would do some the most insane shit
yeah i mean we used to have coliseums and we'd have humans fight like lions
shit yeah i mean let's be real we've been desensitized but the shit that they show in
america in movies and stuff it's technically gore like you wouldn't call it gore you'd be
like dude it's just a movie but if a little kid was to watch it i know there's age limits
That is gore.
Most of it's just gore.
Fantasized fucking murder.
It's disgusting if you really think about it.
Okay, well...
If you want to get deeper into it and be like all sort of holy and all sort of like, you know, locked in.
Gore focuses on the gore aspect.
If this end up having it, it's not...
We can't, it almost appears...
Gore.
It's gore manifest.
It's gore manifest.
Well, I mean...
Well, I mean...
I can't...
I can't...
Oh, here we go.
Lock in.
Hang on.
No, no, he's not doing anything.
He's letting him pass.
He's in danger though.
And he's not even gonna stop putting himself in danger pretty hard right now.
No, kill that boy. Kill that boy. Kill that boy.
Excuse me, I'm probably going to eat bones.
So what I think is, I think these guys are making an attempt to check visuals and make
contact. Yeah, okay, good. Make contact and have visual feedback on the food the driver
is. What are they doing? Occupy how many times and have information about the cabin?
I mean, in Britain right now, they'd be holding knives out of the windows.
No, in Britain it'll be on a horse right now.
They'd be like,
Shraeba, are you fucking bloody one car?
Okay, in Britain, the driver would apply his must-skan,
the guy behind would have put a law in the window and showed the fucking cannon,
because I told you guys got...
Oh, the guy in the seat only has a knife for us.
Okay, and in Canada, in Quebec, they'll be like,
What do we do? Do we speak French or do we speak Canadian? What do we do here?
Well, yeah, if you think Canada, everybody's already died from any puddles, yeah.
So they took a puddle so big, you took a 20-meter jump in the air and everybody's dead already.
We're like, you put the gun down, you put the gun down, you should pull the bomb.
Hey, do you speak French or English? They'll be trying to translate,
because everybody over there has had a fucking personality crisis.
True.
They're having a fucking put, they don't know they're French or Canadian.
French, or English.
They try to affect that
No, man
Is there a lot of people with a Canadian accent though? No, nobody nobody not there's not a single person that has an accent in Quebec
How the hell does that happen because it's the thing is a thing we don't learn English that way
So how do they know how fast is going they got speedometer like laser laser
Yeah, it looks like maybe even a child lookie
Millie's nods they make it more exciting. No, but like it kind of looks like
Person in the front. I see a dead person
Michael do you see that as an AK 47 in the front seat? Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes
Yes! My God!
This is this guy.
Dude, get a real job, man.
Then there's the real job!
Bro, this is sick!
He sat here watching a car chase.
Me? Like, like, everybody?
Us?
Now, talking about the nerd, all of you guys, I have a job.
I work at Gregg's. I serve pastries to the fucking youth.
You... I feed my country.
I pay not to pay.
Okay, eating Greggs all day isn't working at Greggs.
Something to eat other food that you're something working for, then that's insane.
I love Greggs. All these people are fucking jobless.
Get a real job.
Oh, this is crazy though, right? Like, what a crazy ass.
Yeah, what does something have to do with it?
No, not her again.
She's a big asshole. Get off, get off.
police pursuit, but you've got to think that it's pretty nerve
rocking, knowing that you've got so many I'm going to be honest,
the news, the people on the new stations in America, the
biggest shot, the driver's and the SUV that literally just
on somebody's downfall death or distress in order to report on
it and get views of money would be nice. They're horrible.
The bro bro, it's a name of the game. It's a name of the game.
I know it's a name of the game, but why should I do
They're not nice. They're not nice.
Bullshit.
Americanized bullshit.
Yeah, dude, tell me to be nice, then, because they're not nice.
Fuck it.
I said be nice. I said be nice.
Oh yeah, be nice.
Ice out, ice out. By the way.
Because it's like, oh my god, somebody died over here. Quickly, quickly.
We're going to get somebody's views over this. We're going to get rich.
They're not going to lose interest in this because...
Oh, I did it.
Bro, go ahead and get your big beans on toast.
that's why it marked it bro listen beans on toast is fed back with
especially with cheese on top and if it has to be like really hot it is a
bang of dish
sogyass bread, sogyass bread, mushy, what's up with really good lighting with mushy ass board
mushy beans, mushy, fucking toast
oh hell no
coming from a French you eat fucking toast you eat everything in a fucking
a swamp, snails, turtles, fucking, anything that lives in a swamp, you eat.
Like, how are you going to comment on our food?
Nobody, well I'm from, eats fucking frogs.
Yeah, but you, what do you mean nobody? You're French?
No, I'm not.
French Canadian.
Frog legs, snail legs, snail eyes.
Kid-hast.
pass another chance for the vehicle to get off which they did not which was the 57 freeway and at this point the
From freeway which would be the next opportunity to change freeways that of course in then sort of north fontana
Rancher Cucamonga of course not there yet, but Rancher Cucamonga would be the next
I don't think it was because it was like
I love that one though
I
Stumbled upon the pursuit for an unrelated
Seeing that Sheriff's deputy vehicle so far we're only
And you mentioned that part of the reason that there are so many vehicles in
I mean if you don't understand the means of English, your script is like
Fuck, there's fuck, there's fuck, there's more
Like how long is this going on?
I just wanted to point out that this
What?
It was screwed if you don't know English
What do you mean?
Inside lanes just a few minutes ago I noticed that that pickup truck had its flashers on
and was moving out of the way perhaps they
Dude, this guy's just going home man like fucking pull them over already
At this point people seem to be aware that there's something going on
Oh my God!
You did the quick talk!
I was like, I got a name!
Yeah, math, uh!
Math, okay!
Holy, that's like, bomb!
Are these shit?
I'm going to get a micro-mode next to that.
I'm going to get a micro-mode next to that.
I'm going to take a 5D.
I'm just playing games of U is like a fucking nightmare.
So take a 5D.
person made their way on the 101 South through Encino all the way through San Fernando Valley.
I'm sorry Chapa, he's just, he's just, I don't want to say all French Canadians, it's
terrible, he's just terrible at getting that point, but this person then, he's fun to
play with, but he's just, he's not one of the, he had to use that gear.
He's just, he's just, he's just, he's fun to play with, and he's my friend and
I love him, he's just like, he's not that one cousin that you have to play with
Christmas party
like any type of spike strip situation or is that or is that not something that
they would do on a freeway? Well what was weird is that it was Star Wars but better.
Which throws me off.
Envy, stop spamming that I need to be muted, okay Envy, I'm watching you.
I will catch you.
I had an idea though, why don't they have a laser from the helicopter that one by one
gets rid of components?
I don't know why I don't do that, I don't know.
So right now it's a two-taste of New York passing North Town Avenue, this is the Claremont area.
We know that the next big interchange, as I mentioned, will be the 15th freeway.
Can you explain the taste of the pizza?
The people that like the traffic.
Not for me, possibly.
In the distance, you're here at CHPSUV to get out in front.
And down into the dungeon.
Talk a little bit about the strategy in terms of that.
I'm in front of a person.
Holy.
How does she-
that just ordered cheese pizzas. I thought you would be the guy that just orders a cheese pizza,
but the fact that you get pepperoni, you kind of have my respect for that.
I would have just cheese pizzas.
A jump game?
Okay, together?
Or we could play a B-game with the jumping beans.
This is cool, guys.
All guys.
I like that.
And the thing that that's what you're talking about is, like, neon, GSC, and all that.
Yeah, but last time I suggested a game, it knocked my internet out for like a week, so I'm not going to suggest a game to you.
Yeah, we used to be a cult driving and playing.
We called it Black Ops tomorrow.
Just any, like, old games.
I mean, you played, apparently, you played Resident Evil.
evil I'm surprised you played that oh yeah we have to finish that out yeah
that is a good one I have I want to finish that so oh my zombies apparently
we make zombies working maybe that's leading to okay but yeah can we not can
we just chill for a second like let me have at least a week like time
This one appears to be almost the only car on freeway. I only just got my shit back
You're also sick, right?
This house is look like Google Maps rendered like
Yo, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Good one, Jesse.
Good one.
Paid Shat's Pagman is my favorite to note.
Can we drop a few Pagman's in the Shat's Pagman?
Jot pisses me off about that car.
His rims are shit.
Like, what are these rims?
Oh, they're so on the equal.
Oh, they're getting crazy.
It's an order of cars, man.
Driver must be clear.
How is the chief? I would go to that voice.
It had that problem. It's lost the glass.
Kill that boy. Kill that boy.
But in a safe way that he doesn't die. W speed.
The voice isn't telling me to kid him. Shall I do it?
Kill him. Kill him.
Kill him. Kill him.
We've entered San Bernardino County this way down the 210 East
Kill that boy!
I like that we can see the compass, so you can actually see
The helicopter is moving laterally right now, I think it's that straight
Look at these NPCR houses
It's like I have a pool in my backyard
The vehicle CHP is speaking with Ventura County
Every house has a pool
Oh, oh, oh, hold on!
Stop, Nick!
Oh my god, stop!
Mary has a sign that says, please stop
Yeah, I see, yeah
He's gonna let this slide right what the bro that was way too early
What the fuck what are you doing though bro? So bad
Maybe he's afraid that the guys gonna drive into him though
Yeah, but yeah, but they have
on the device for that old dad they're better but they had ten to set it up but
the other spike you set on the other side and then you pull it
30 months and my corporate chance
that's a delayed one
we've made a lot of the fact that this driver has stayed in the center lane it appears as though
this driver is now starting to make their way
did you like these houses by the way that they're driving past
and perhaps
it's got a high way
because it's like you hear the cars
expanding like that
it's a sound wall but it's not going to affect it
it's still here at the reverb
and it has been
we're now in the third county now this pursuit has been going on
since Ventura County
but I don't know how it goes, are you over there by the way?
yeah, actually
they're actually made out of paper
when it wins outside
you can hear inside of the house like it's right
has been telling us they are treating it as a demon.
Lovina is waiting outside it, and you live in one of these houses?
Like, you hear it like there's a toilet outside it.
Like, you hear the rain like on every surface of the fucking house.
Oh my god, there's a dead person.
Dude, really?
It's a bag, man.
There's a dead person.
I see the blood.
I see blood.
I saw a head falling on the ground.
This guy is locked and kind of packed.
Does he have a big beard?
This pursuit continues.
I can see.
Yeah, it was a failed deployment.
Is he locked in?
If it was me, I'd do a triple flip reset,
musty flake into the backslide.
This guy is one of those like stripless people.
We had like both, he had one on the 8 o'clock
and the 3 o'clock.
And hopefully, you're throwing it out,
but it can also cover maybe a lane or a lane.
Is that modified?
There's like a modified on the vehicle.
Although this is going to look like if it escalates, like it's going to escalate.
And you would need multiple sites.
Oh, of course, shots.
That was a shot.
Airship flying through our shot there, right there.
Okay, we have a very low...
That is airship, right there.
I would say it's flying way too low.
It's treating this as a dangerous possible situation.
Now you don't see it, right?
But the shot that's filming this is way fucking higher.
Way higher or way out?
Okay, I'm going to do that.
What about some of these just like casually flying their drone?
Like in their back garden in the house?
No, louder.
You're not allowed to fly a drone in your backyard.
Yeah, you can.
What is this? What is this?
What is this in there?
I am using the only bit of shit in there.
The mess fuck.
Like, you should have fucked up fucking pussy bitch ass.
He doesn't have shit in there. I'm listening.
Did he miss again?
Jesus.
No, I got it. I got it this time.
That's faster.
They have a whole PT actually.
Just to point out, and yet another freeway overpass where people are gathered watching.
So this has really gotten to the general public.
There's nothing better than going on an Ontario than this shield, to be honest.
This is the most loved gun I've got in a million the past 10 years.
In total length.
Oh, this is...
I think they did deploy it.
Is this Canada?
What's Ontario?
It's Ontario's on the east side of the...
They just missed it due to the lack of...
This guy's going to get caught in the net.
Where are they in LA?
Fowling transcripts.
Yeah, so he's going to get caught
and he's going to get an hour and a half of community
service, how he's going to get.
No, he's going to get a kid in the city.
And a bonus and a fucking up.
The media is blowing up over this, as you can see.
The coupons of justice.
Just out of curiosity, does that change how police
respond to that when they notice that there are people
now out and watching this?
They're true, Sarah.
Yeah, this case is actually absolutely ridiculous.
You're gonna bring this to a quick
Go need sell on the freeway
Well, there's a part about the man where there's there's horse tracks near the roads like it is not fucking violent is
I'm not here
like a horse race, at least he's not driving Dain or something like crazy.
I don't really understand what the plan is. Is he just scared and he's just driving?
Obviously he probably doesn't even know he's getting chased.
Let's be real here. The cops have made no sense to me, they should just go home to play
Cod with his boys.
This is California without traffic. This seems like CGI.
Oh this guy again. This guy again.
Really?
Really?
That's from earlier.
Give me a second, I got it.
I got the idea.
I got the idea.
Yeah, by the way, it's an extended conversation.
Yeah, Mr. Exkisi, Cricket's a good thing because they always put Cricket.
What I did that for.
Yeah, that means that it's okay.
That means it's a good thing.
That that that email is the noise though.
I think it's because I updated my OBS, and it doesn't go with the plan anymore.
So we've got all the information that they're now planning for at the termination.
Good book because I updated OBS.
But anytime you can find out.
Put a new patch in my, maybe my plugin, it'll work well with it.
All that information, that's all positives for law enforcement.
But interesting that this person called Dispatch voluntarily gave information,
But continues to want to it's appears to outrun law enforcement because this car
It at no point has tried to stop has gotten off the freeway this pursuit
Holy look at that truck though brother
We know that there has been a fight
That's a beautiful truck they don't think of a few stories like that
That is a nice truck though
That's free, that's free, that's free
They can identify themselves
And this appears to be one of those situations Bruce
Oh hold up
So the driver just signaled again
I got you. I got you.
You're not saying any change in pattern of this driver in the last three minutes.
We'll get that back to you in a minute.
Let me ask you, who's training these cars?
They have a little more information.
They're doing fine.
Except for the spike guy.
Well, they have a lot of limitations and protocols that have to abide by.
You can't just go in the middle of the road and dump the spikes.
They're also under-equipped.
using a dog shit fucking spikes and put it on the wrong side of the limitations that I'm able to assume, but that's my thing.
You know, just pull over, give yourself up, we can make sure you're not harmed. Let's just end this now.
So they definitely tried to call him or her back.
You have a guy on the left side, right behind the barrier, do the ones where you pull the spikes.
The bulletproof van that comes up, drives in front of the car,
deploys spike strips that get sucked back into the car.
True.
It doesn't appear like the tires on the Subaru have been impacted.
Well, a little top, so like a little spikey.
That, of course, we don't know for sure, but we have seen three separate situations
where CHP officers, I believe, two times near the center divider,
they deployed spike strips and the Subaru was not impacted by them.
and another on the tire.
Yes, that's right.
Very cool.
On the shoulder, and that also was not effective.
It seems as though that they will continue.
Real question.
What happens if they, you guys, go into it?
The guy goes and stands up.
You're almost on his two.
They can't chase that guy.
That there would be three plus.
It's just GGs.
They just trip attempts.
Are they just going to continue?
If he goes into a submarine, he wins.
Well, I think they think.
You know, how about if they jump game up?
It presents itself.
One, the four guys lobby.
into
Never just one though, cuz I
Okay
If you leave this and I would be able to sleep
A bottle know that
no action chase for a long time until it forks at the end which is all gonna be
nothing. This guy's probably mad about his choices and he's already in the chase
and he regrets being in the chase so he's thinking about what he's gonna do and he's
punching it. Think about it. Maybe he's gonna call the man. He's probably thinking
oh no this is not the crime that I did because blah blah blah. And it's
default escalating because he's a dumbass. It's the classic. He thinks this
So, and with him just pulling over, stopping.
Yes, yes, that's like 9% since now we're just operating.
And I mean, his charges will be less if he's not being crazy.
Right out of the road on the 2, 10 freeway.
We just he's not like crazy, crazy, he gets less charges.
So, I mean, depending on where the fires are deep in San Bernardino County at this point.
And yet this drive, they have a nice scale if you're really nice.
The officers are just going up and Ventura County started as a some sort
traffic stop. Obviously this person did not stop, got on the freeway southbound
there. It has my face, what is that?
He's not a regular driver, you know what I mean?
But he is crossing different counties, right? So he's like getting other counties involved.
Nope, the HP is in the city of Vancouver.
These news guys, they gap because they don't want dead air.
It is huge and they never sit in silence. They just get some insight on that like filler
Yeah, they've been obviously
That's a great point X
He's driving like a maniac. Oh, here it is
Yes, I spent 160 grand on taxes. Fucking knock in.
Oh, that boy!
Are these attunement to changing your pursuit of units as well?
If I spent 160 grand in the American taxes, I'd spend a season gun that.
What the fuck? Some gun?
Yes.
I would expect it. Newly invented drones that do like a bunch of, like the drones that dump a bunch of fucking...
You know anything paint on the windshield. I get anything to pull over. I think I see
I don't want to get political here
But you know Trump said that the u.s. Has the most oil in the world, but how come the gas prices are
in the u.s. Because of the processing of what kind of oil that it is
Like a lot of all that they have is like some like it has to be refined again a bunch of machines
No, it's true
I mean, I want to know what I did in it.
We do want to update you that as we've gone from Ventura,
kind of Canada, we have a lot of oil.
We have a lot of oil.
Oh, we have the Alberta Sands.
But the Sands take a lot of water and a lot of processing.
But then the turn to fuel, but it is still good oil.
Did the hell of dinosaurs live in Canada back in the day?
Yeah, of course they did, yeah.
If you were a dietist, so you'd be the nevus of sorus.
We are planning on staying off this,
even though we will go off the air in a few minutes.
You can, of course, continue our coverage on streaming.
What's a dinosaur with a really big nose?
I mean, the blind one.
The thonga is a huge ass being.
I want to wrap up our coverage here on air.
Just a moment, please.
As we do so, we know that you're still following this.
And they have a twin name, was that the honest?
Anything that you can tell us
as you've been watching this for an hour.
By the way, I think they talk as did you
on the Mr. Beast thing because they felt your aura from like it.
Yeah, they knew the kings in the place and the three of them
beat the king.
I don't know if it's true when you did the robot at the end.
The robot.
That was good.
Every time you get into an argument,
would someone either do the worm or the robot?
OK, that's awesome.
Thank you.
Then give me a new person of them.
Just keep doing classic dances.
The image and stations and people hated it.
Yeah, everybody is hating on Raki, but if it wasn't for Raki, that shit would have been boring.
Yeah, he was literally the one that was doing anything.
The rest were NPCs.
Exactly.
Which job?
I did well.
You trust me.
They had like 5,000 hours of footage over the thing.
Why didn't they put Raki in all of this at the end then?
Because that's probably all they had.
Exactly.
It was you and Raki with the only content there, and they kicked you out, unfortunately.
to have to carry the talk.
I need it.
Sure.
He didn't even want to.
He didn't even want to.
He didn't want to be involved with people on this.
He didn't want to excuse the N.
He didn't even miss the paintball.
What?
Oh, oh, oh.
You're just joining us on our streaming app.
Is this against the viewers that you're about to say?
Um, no, it just, uh, well, I was saying about the N as well.
But this is the N here.
By the way, the CIA is listening to our calls because,
Remember when we were talking about the moon landing with fate?
Now suddenly they're going on the moon.
Like, really bitch.
Really, bitch.
So you're trying to prove it wrong.
They're playing that shit next day.
Those are the players that work.
No, yeah.
I'm watching this.
No, watch out.
I'm...
Bro, I think he might be right about this guy pulling over.
I think he is just talking to them.
Yeah, I think he's following the laws.
This happens very often also.
If they make contact with the guy earlier,
They saw the guy in front and they know it's the guy who owns the vehicle.
They'll find a way to contact him and they'll add to the document and they'll negotiate on the phone.
Literally.
Haven't done that in a long time.
Oh, apparently this highway ends very soon.
Okay, but what about Spider-Man?
Like, Locked in.
What is he gonna do?
He's gonna web the car.
Oh!
No, no, this is earlier.
This is earlier.
I've hit him with a reeve splinter.
They all want to do this.
They all want to do that.
As first time they're gonna be laughing at the station.
Curl.
Lock it.
So.
Yeah.
They're gonna be like, do you remember when Stephen did the swipe trip?
Oh, on the side of the road, I also want to point out how very an interesting development
that our newsrooms clarify what is called dispatch in Ventura County during this
pursuit from their cell phone from the vehicle and that was when this.
He was right. He called it.
He's calling.
I said back at him. He called.
Why?
Because he's probably like,
I didn't do anything.
Why you guys chasing me? I'm scared.
I think that's probably essentially what he said.
He just stops chasing me.
In and out there.
They're probably de-escalating him on the phone.
Like, slow down.
Drivers on the road. Why are they doing spike strips?
Yeah, like all these are the same strips.
In immediate danger.
No, you'll break it.
You think the car is made of plastic or metal?
Or sustained pretty much in the lane that they're staying in.
And is the driver breathing in oxygen?
Luckily, he's H2O.
He's breathing in H2O.
He's an aqua hybrid.
So at this point, there's a lot of pluses for law enforcement
in this pursuit.
Yeah.
Just to wait and see.
Channels of the day, we're playing a game the other day, and you can miss all the words.
And now I'm just going to have to make...
And now I'm just going to have to make...
I fuck it.
Well, this has been fun, guys, man.
Stop. He might die.
He's not doing shit. He's on the phone with him.
Like, it's lame, man.
There's a dead...
What's that?
Dead human in the passenger seat.
Well, I don't give a shit.
I'm just saying, like, what is this lame?
I've been watching this for like 10 years.
Can you picture and picture this in the corner and see if anything happens when we play ball, guys?
Sure, I did that.
I don't know if you're too familiar with that area, but we're very close to the 215 interchange.
Yeah, at some point the suspect is going to have to make a decision, like you said, to either stay in the U.E. or possibly go north and over town.
all guys time but I think it looks like they're very content to stay in the lane and just stay
east but we will wait and see kick.com no xqcl four years almost five minutes
tomorrow the kitchen welcome to the jungle what is so thin why did it do that oh my god it's
It's so zoomed right now as I delete it as I delete it
That's the redo it. Oh gosh window capture. Oh, darn
Bang and bang
Hey, yeah
Yeah, so my servers know I'm not me please. Okay. Yeah, we do get yes, it's only 10 p.m
We could finish change together today if we locked in it, but I want to focus one. Yeah, I'm gonna focus okay
What kind of crashers RLC
Hey, Billy, I do you want to play a capsule crashers at some point
I've been getting this vibe inside of me. That's like for that would be so fun
I've never played that before ever
You've never played Castle Crashers?
Castle Crashers is amazing
It's like...
New Ground, it's like from the New Ground Dev
Ooh, look how sus I am
It's not a play.
Love you, chat.
Also, the content lately has been amazing.
I think I just made a muggus was also from Newground, right?
He has risen.
Oh, yes.
Please to chat.
Yeah, they did the original game with a little skit or whatever.
Yeah, like the, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where you had to play as the guy and do the mission,
and then they would come out with Nick.
Yeah, that's classic.
Henry Stickman, holy.
I play that on stream a lot of that not long ago
And he's a plate
Yeah, oh, there's new skins. What is that? What's your favorite Lebanese food cool? Happy Easter?
You know what?
Bro, those are awful
Are they so bad that I gotta buy them. Oh my god, no, they're like table table
I think I got guns though.
Elmo.
They got grunt mitts.
I just shouldn't offense actually.
You guys should definitely.
No it's not.
No it's not.
It's an absolute classic.
Big content punter.
What about a mic bagel?
No.
Slutty crass or whatever it is.
Yeah I mean I usually do the wiggle but.
Any guess you're gonna jump in bro?
I'm here and I'm ready to go and I'm online and I accepted your invite
Yeah, whatever
Wait, I let me change my skin
Okay, so what's the play?
We're just we're doing many lobbies
My new outfit
Wait, if case I want to play we should do chain together. Oh, no, he's not playing that. Oh, look at me. Why do I want?
oh my god wait is that the bear from oh that's the one there bear necessity I got
some bear necessities man necessities and marines and you do do do do do
what is the noise the arch of D2 makes when he's pissed
Holy Holy Holy
Holy Ora
Fuck
I mean if you actually have Ora you never have to say you have Ora because you already have Ora
You think Renado wakes up as a Gro? Holy I have Ora
She looks in the mirror
Hey look at me
Who has Ora
Nice
No?
Hey what's up?
How does Kermit talk?
It's Kermit the Frog
Wait
Hey there
Hey there's Kermit the Frog
Everybody everybody
Hi I'm Kermit
That's that Kermit. Oh, no, let me think
What was the Kermit in French
Every do the French thing it's getting it bro. It's getting deeper and deeper and like the voice you make why you do that
you what
us no sense you're always doing the french thing bro yeah i can speak french man you're
even french man you're just what are you even man pick a side yo i'm french canadian bro you
can't be both yeah french canadian also he's american yeah well i am that yeah these are
than American yeah I'm Bodice and you'll say a separate one everyone likes I'm
right I'm gonna this one I can't believe it man
I
Gosh darn me to mistake guys
Yeah, I'm at the front
Okay, I was first place in the game now because I got hella points
Wait, I'm in play offline. What is this guy doing why put on solos?
wait oh because we were one be wanting wait wait wait a second wait are we are
we won the game guys you're gonna leave it I want to put in my team only man I
want to be on my all with my team dude we're okay all right you know that
let's do like this is see who wins
volume check so sorry I'm just checking volume oh let's check the thing
Oh, he's still driving.
Nice.
This game of the day is very easy.
You gotta do laps.
But you needed to know your corners.
So do you want to leave so we can be together?
No.
Fuck that.
I want to be with you.
Play against me.
And die.
Holy.
I'm sorry.
What do you even do here?
Push a stubborn
This guy's trying to use generation skips. I'm doing citizen now
Hell yeah, give me that doll.
No!
What the fuck?
Yes sir. Oh my god. I almost lost the game. I almost lost the game. I won my boys at.
I won. Jesse. Jesse's in. Jesse. They sing springy forward by the way Jesse. You lost.
Jesse! Nooo! Nooo!
I just want to play with my friends, I don't care if I lost.
Yeah but we're still going to be playing though, without you.
I'm still up there.
Yeah, if you qualify, you're going to be fine.
I wanted to watch this, Chase.
Right, X, me versus you, bitch.
Great, great, great. It's not even a competition.
You have no chess.
You understand?
Well you're playing in a fucking grinder and it smells so good, Chase.
I don't want to fucking slap you both sides.
Okay, I'm not scared of you you you almost lost a deal
Wow, wow really we're getting that okay
Okay, I will stay at the right place
Yes
I didn't see any bubbles.
Oh, shit, it's kind of bubbles over here.
Oh my God, I got the golden one.
I got the golden one.
I forgot this was still active.
Oh my God, look how many bubbles are over here.
I'm not supposed to do the golden one, are you?
I mean, that means this is GG. It's like he's they're gonna like hit him here or
Give me give me give me bubbles bubbles
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Go past us.
Bubbles.
Oh my god you got it.
Good shot.
Yes, yes.
Let's go.
Here we are.
Give me that win.
Yeah.
By the way, I'm looking at the chase.
Is there anything to do to a distance?
The guy maybe maybe he doesn't even push on the phone to go back up a little bit.
No?
Maybe he could have.
Yeah.
He might have a weapon.
He might be telling him like I have a weapon in the car.
And then because if you notice no one is driven next to him in a long time since contact
Oh, because only because the tiger thing. Oh black balls black balls
Oh, no, that's a really nice game. I can't kill you. Oh
Who's down to this court?
I'm gonna kill that boy
Watch your fucking face bitch
I
So fucking annoying I don't cost much I need to get better. Yeah. Oh, I don't watch them
Just because I have a metal water
Well, it's because I had a water pick for so long
But then it went bad and then I just never bought a new one and then that just becomes so behind a
Water floss is a bleep
I didn't think they do a proper job though
No, I do both. I just, you know, it made me remember to do it more. It's like, when you take a shower, it's in there, it's water.
No! X, you killed me, you bitch!
Yes! I was aiming for you, too.
Kill that boy! It's Robin! Robin!
Fucking Robin!
I
It's first or last I remember when Tim the tat man got first
That guy was losing on foot. He was dragging that let's be real here
Are we just like throwing for content a little bit
Can't be that bad a kids game
Hey, oh
Boy
What the fuck Kermit the Hulk was that
Tim milked it I don't think you know I
Don't think Tim is that I don't think it was a hyper-triharding. I think he just plays the game
He's going with the flow, he's in the flow state, he read the room.
Wait, hold on guys, this is, wait, hold on.
This is easy, chill.
Wait, wait, I didn't even see that.
You gotta remember where the things are at the end.
They're changing?
They're five seconds.
This is the watermelon on this.
Watermelon banana.
I baited the whole lobby.
You baited me.
I went to you because I didn't remember and then I died.
Jesse, read the room, literally.
Apple, grape, orange, banana.
Apple, grape, orange, banana.
Apoll, wait...
Are you sure?
My god, you're him.
How we send the place, we're not gonna-
Wait- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're not gonna call that.
Even if you win.
Yeah.
Well, we have a force that's throwing at us, not me.
Apoll, Cherry...
Banana, Apple, Cherry.
Oh!
Apoll!
I live again.
Wait, look at this guy.
That's smart. He's just jumping in the middle. I don't know why I left it because I gotta go
It's laughing because I died as the only player left because you died when the game started and it's fucked
Like it's sweet because brother. I'm being held in sniped
It all all you do is play the game and you can't do it like it's insane
I did
How do I leave
Fucking dog shit, he makes
I was thinking you had the whole time man.
Thank you.
Uh, is that it?
Yeah.
Does Moxie want to play or not?
Yeah, I'm the login.
Moxie?
Yo, Moxie.
Easy cloud.
You're logging in for guys.
What?
Hold on.
I'm putting out a cool outfit.
Yeah, he's like my outfit at all or not. I think it's gonna lame.
That is really, really bad, man. No trial. I kind of like really, really terrible. Yo,
I kind of like it though. Oh my god, that's really, really terrible.
Yo, yo, yo, just explain why you laughed when he did your skit, but worse. Explain
I like the attempts and it was like it was like an honorable laugh. It was like he went for my joke
Kind of thing
Your skin the way it looks and stuff if you look it does it's shit
Just wait I'm editing my skin
Look at my new skin, it's an elephond!
Oh that's, I like that
Thank you
I got the best skin
No I did
I'm literally R2D2
I mean your skin is great, I like that
Excuse me, sir, really, actually, actually, I love the skin, that's really terrible.
I can see, I have trouble to see anything.
I love it.
Thank you, Greg.
Thanks for your attention.
Oh, because we're crazy, though.
There's sword in it.
Hold on.
If it's going great, no.
That is replay.
Yeah.
Dude, my skin's all fucked up.
Look up.
Holy delusion.
I'm grabbing you.
Like, that actually pissed me off.
You're on my fucking team.
King team!
Bro, you got a team, sads.
Oh yeah. Alright, get it, boys.
We're doing great.
I'm in the wrong state.
Nice.
Oh my fucking god.
Easy.
Made a bit.
I mean I got held the whole fucking way through.
And I still in the 24.
What is this hot dog doing?
Hot dog.
What the hell is this hot dog doing?
I still have a 24!
What is this hotdog dude?
Hotdog
It's fallout
Fallout
Can you see fallout?
Never change this
Haha
Oh, yeah.
Ah!
He's so good.
Generally, no, just...
You get to go on top ten in my games in the world or not.
I can't believe...
Wait, you beat Jynx, you didn't use it.
No.
I'm a game...
Yeah, I'm a game...
I know.
Yeah, I know.
I did job at it.
Soda is up there though.
And I think...
How's it up there?
Soda and then Dyrus...
That would say it's Dyrus, then Soda...
What? What other game is Dyrus been through that?
Any game Dyrus touches you's good at.
Like, any, any game...
Are you sure about that?
So, yes.
Captain.
No, I...
No, every game he touches it's actually kind of fucked up.
It's like you become so shit so fast behind him and then...
you just can't really play a game anymore.
Another person is OP. Overpowered.
If we get Mendo, you love that guy.
Mendo?
I'm good at everything.
Not one human, Mendo.
Yeah, I think I know. I don't think it was a game, by the way, I don't know. Yeah, I wish you made me good at Amy games
I sucked the counter strike until I play as it
Look at me though, look at that
Shut up about don't die. Don't talk. Don't make jokes. We don't want you to make your foes on not dying for the one time
Dude, thank God, there's no mirror in your room because you just be staring at and saying oh my god
Oh, I mean I wish you did that fucking big fat so
Hey
I don't care. I don't care this guy. I'm basically look at my character. I got excellent right next to you
See the size of his nose. It's still not as big as yours. I'm gonna die here. Oh, please. I said no jokes
I do baby. I bang them jokes. I do thank you
message. Yeah. You'd like to eat me, won't you? Yeah, I would. I mean, it wouldn't be
much. No! Not! Drake! I mean, if I ate you, there wouldn't be much there. It'd be like,
you know, like on a chicken bonely, there's like, you suck the bone. It'd be like, it'd
be like
Second still serve
I mean, I mean he's in close state this guy
Now see that skating French
I've got the bin!
Look at me! I know I'm on the...
I'm on the...
Do you have any french music for real?
Like a lot of them?
Yeah, they did a Disney flash, yeah.
Do you have any british songs?
Say something in french.
Yeah, I have a lot of british.
Are you like a local uk icon?
Nah, I'm more famous in the
than the UK to be honest with you.
That guy just got fucking punched.
I just got banged in.
Like in the NA, I can't walk outside of our game.
That's why I wear glasses and a hat and stuff.
Oh speaking of that, I got notice of the golf course yesterday actually.
Really?
Yeah.
There's like a, like, four dudes in a car and they said,
Jesus!
They said they were driving the car, but like, golf etiquette, they didn't walk up.
No.
Yeah, look at that.
Well, this sausage can literally go fuck itself.
But I remember you if you're watching.
Oh my God!
I did the belly thing brother. I just did the fucking Salmon
We're gonna be full place for it make it
Great what were you doing?
I was
You know what?
Third book, G.R.G.
That was great, that was great, that was great
We lost, we lost, we lost, we lost
Great, what were you doing?
How are you so slow there?
How's that our fault we made it brother you're running in top ten you know you wait me you oh my god
Like if you continue fucking blaming me again, I'll get neon on you so like continue. Oh my god. Please don't
I'm putting on my hard skin
They make me cool neon because he will fucking rock your shit, but I'm not gonna fucking toothbrush
I'm ironically my team's probably better than yours buddy buddy you have a rock
of breath okay you don't even look like you shower so what do you mean so you
look smelly you don't shower but you smell good I don't care let's give it
about that I don't give a shit right I mean you don't need to shower because you
piss once every eight hours and you shit once every eight days.
All right, and you shit every fucking 45 minutes.
You shit. You shit once a fortnight.
Oh, okay. What's a fortnight? What's a fortnight?
What's a fortnight?
Two weeks, that shit.
How do you know that?
Because I invented fortnight.
Let me guess.
It's another fucking bullshit ass fucking
Britain measure of time.
Oh, that's one and a half of stone pounds.
Like, like anybody fucking knows what that shit is.
That's one and a half pebble, mate!
Uh, close to the wall here.
Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, alright, because the people will push you in.
Do a jump over this right here.
Oi, brav, blonka!
So we just do this goosey over and over again.
It's a fucking annoying.
Thank you.
Really? So we're just flaming for no reason?
Oh, should I talk between a crab?
Really?
Oh, I failed this, I'm not going to lie.
Boom.
23 crabs.
I
Locked in so hot I love
Hold up dog shit look at the chase
was when you were 1v1 in Jinxie was he talking shit during the games yeah one
time I had to mute one time I didn't use really he does this thing when he's
being you he acts like he knows everything about the game which is like
the advice yeah like he's like the goat of the game
74 x you see
Why are you doing that?
Even when I'm losing yeah, but X is actually like smart and he's really good at games. So I
It's fucking sausage is always on my fucking dick
Well, the only thing they reduce all the genus
Oh my god, this is not good. Oh my god. I literally failed us badly.
I'm dead. We lost. I don't know what I was doing.
If the sausage was holding me, then I put about sausages and hot dogs, then I got into food. Yeah, it's just over.
We might still win this, sir.
Uh-oh.
Do you hear this music?
Uh oh.
No.
You fuck mad bowser
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Wait
I died. This is not good. I wasn't trying to fuck up with your flow state
So I don't want to bring it up. I died about 20 minutes ago. Wait, do we?
Do we make?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I clutched. I friend-clutched.
Wait, what happened to the car?
He's still there.
He died.
Second bite of his pizza? W?
That's my third slice, motherfucker.
You've got this, you've got this X.
You're putting back seat eating it.
That's swallow. That's swallow.
You got this, buddy.
Do you eat that? Oh, but Mahoudra?
Take the button out of the left to pick around here, please. Pick around here on D4.
You better eat the crust like it's just weird. This is like a rare occasion.
It's like like that. They speak in the documentaries like, now the animal is eating the first time in 500 years.
Oh my god, I'm owning. No, no, because I'm owning, son.
Son, I'm owning. Bro, I'm...
X refining our stuff. I'm waiting for him. I'll go up to you. It's about changing me.
Got it. Got it. Where?
No! He took my golden! He took my golden son!
He took my golden son!
Can you add sun?
No.
What a spot season 3 came out.
Look at that.
We have the night sun is up.
Look, as soon as we say golden sun, the night sun is out on the broadcast on ABC 7.
Only 28.
Can you add moon?
Oh guys, you're good.
Lock in.
Can I see it?
Uh-oh.
This is all 1v1-F.
Yeah.
It's a tactic to like, destroy all the enemies in the boat.
He called me a string snake.
Oh, you wasn't.
I mean, I'm just, I have the same.
I'm doing a little bit of griefing, boys, but, like, for us.
I'm not sure if I can do that, but I think I can.
I'm going to be doing it right now.
I'm going to be doing it right now.
I'm going to be doing it right now.
I'm going to be doing it right now.
I'm on the last layer.
Uh-oh. This is bad.
Somebody's just destroying them all, bro.
That's me.
Uh-oh.
Alright, you got it. I made it. I made it. I was- I was the last- Wait, eliminate it? I was the last one to go.
Wait, what?
Are you kidding me?
I- I- I'm gonna do- on my side, I was like five creepers.
Like, everybody was running, nobody was like doing the hopping. Like I had to cut them off.
I was- I was grieving.
Yeah, I can find one stride of players that had- that was doing uh, bloodluck.
Fucking badass fucking game.
I
Worked out, bro. I was killing so many people
We lock into the chase just for a second I have a feeling it's like oh, yeah. I'll watch it watch it watch it
Okay, chase time
I'm a letter dope from a
I hate to use the word safe, but it's a very safe pursuit, meaning the vehicle is not going
to excessive speed, hasn't done very good maneuver, hasn't been in danger, even though
the way it's very void of that, but yeah, it's kind of an ideal situation for a pursuit,
if you would say.
Oh, by the way, Jesse, I haven't said this yet, but I want to say I'm very proud of
some of you.
I'm very proud of you two out on this matter.
We have been on coverage.
I'm proud of you.
You look great.
You're vibrant.
You're vibrant.
Thank you.
I was going to say on-stream, but I wanted to do it on-stream.
We will stay on as long as we can because at this point, attempted murder suspect, as Bruce said,
We're not going to back off this.
They call this whether it's a night sun,
but like dangerous that this person does pose,
they will stay on this pursuit.
Nobody calls it that.
We'll do it.
That's what they call it.
It's an official name.
Nobody has ever called that.
They always call it a night sun.
It is its official name.
Perhaps comes to a point here.
I've raised my three times that.
You've covered a lot of police pursuits with us.
Is this one of the longer ones that you can think of?
No.
It actually is.
I mean, there's a couple that have gone all the way down to San Diego from LA.
So we're kind of approaching that same mileage, if you would sort of speak.
But yeah, this is very surprising that the suspect is just very content with
stay on the freeway and head north on the 215 or the
I'm at a suspect.
It's probably at the scoring base.
How's he got a broken light at the front, brother?
The area approaching victim.
I don't know.
Does it?
Uh, maybe it's just a little down again in CHP.
Maybe it's a winking track of you.
just a little bit of this.
You know, you've made a lot of this.
Oh my God, the, and the data changing.
We're going to get off.
Alright, because that's the scale again.
Well, you're in a pretty remote mountainous region,
and it's only going to get more remote from here.
Does that change the calculus, too, Bruce?
It just makes things more isolated
the fact that you're on a roadway.
What is he doing?
In this case, that is void of life.
What is he doing?
That's the scale again.
just void of everywhere.
That was just what he was doing.
That's my normal senior.
So it almost makes it easier for law enforcement to follow this person.
Do you want to have a notice about what the older streamers
have like the longer they stream the older the suspect is armed.
They just become like cynical.
The suspect does have a cell phone because we do just criticize.
The survivor there.
Yeah. Dispatch. 10 years into the game and identify.
It appears to identify himself. They were able to share that I don't even get to see you
When I've been an advocate of anti-cultivism
Almost every time we see any that's crazy. I always advocate for that
always
We shouldn't be pure as a constant
People watch this they watch it. I don't give a shit. They said that about fucking about people
Like every single thing oh, that's me. It's just one guy. He's doing the whole chat like fuck off
that I'm sure has been helpful in this investigation yeah the technology is
there when do they have to get a warrant I think I think some people mistaken
like that criticism is just negative but if you point something for it is what it
is it doesn't mean you're hating on it you just pointing out for some cheap
content that people are doing and farming like most vehicles now have it's just I
I mean, it's not like I around to put like eight cameras.
I always say, personally, I can't lock in
when someone would like this.
Oh, dude, this is the editor.
But I just said that, I don't like that,
and then I don't do that.
But like, I don't like when it happens.
Okay, yeah, that was a good idea.
Now, we've seen this, Trevor, in just the last minute
or so, try and speed up and then slow down significantly.
Joe also hate is, I was talking about Jesse earlier.
It's just shocked.
They're getting low on fuel or perhaps losing some weight.
As soon as they taste blood, as soon as there's a clip
about this
but she was some sort of a bad light
they taste the blood
yeah
and they're like
down's my time to pounce
yeah this guy's a piece of shit
and they're like yeah true
kill that boy
or just kill that boy
and he said this and did that
and they never said anything
before that
you know what I mean like come on
we're up
yeah she was a case that
a little bit of blood in the water
sharks
absolutely
absolutely
some other issues
oh the community hates them
maybe I can farm the hate
right now
get away from all the CHP officers and all the
like a weird content drought this one strikes me
with all that what's not there is not
there's no good looking this is getting all the time we need it
this is going to be a duck
a rat behavior not getting off the way
fucking terrible
this driver knows that they're cornered
this is a decent situation
four times
is that always will be the best
a good vibe so at this point
it seems like engaging
engaging
engaging yes
Or maybe the car is just not going out.
I might explain to the camera to be facing again,
to punch you like, bro.
That's a great point.
We need to have more stuff.
It's not like looking at the driver's slowdown
to ask the group now.
Maybe there is some mechanical issues to get to.
How's the steering?
They're running on a car.
Oh, that's kind of exciting.
We just are on the phone saying, man, why do I need to do?
What can I do?
Well, I think it was like a green pass.
No, it was a little bit like, can I get a welcome
to a jungle for nine?
I was just agreeing to control it, but it's like when one celebrity goes on the stream like everybody's like hitting on it, he gets used, like gets passed around, like one celebrity goes on the stream and then he's on every stream for a while, like come on my stream, come on my stream.
Because they're agents give
Yeah, it's like it's like a piece of like
First
Donald Trump you have the first like I'm so jealous you had a president on this
room that went extremely hard on the other way.
That's true.
Yeah, for it.
It's kind of like in like 20 years.
Like at least you can say that.
Yeah, that's all right.
That's all right.
I met him before he was president.
I met him before you.
No, it's true, really.
That's the day of your school.
you see shout out for you
you see purity filter
in hosting a rave in my city
and then they were like there's gonna be a banquet
there's gonna be a banquet there
and then we walk in and it's just like
McDonald's, like Big Macs, the dollar menu
I know you like the classic
um, banquet?
yeah, there was just all McDonald's
it was literally McDonald's
I would complain though
you think, you know, you're thinking like
yeah, like lobster
There are some good nights.
Exactly.
He's going to hold it.
You're chicken.
A fish for lay, hang on.
I thought it was lobster.
A fish for lobster.
Come flying off a few minutes after that.
The person did try to avoid it.
This is highly successful.
But clearly, it has not impaired their travel much.
This chase is predefined.
Cheap-o-line.
Hang on.
No, you brought us back here, though.
Well, I know.
But it's nighttime.
I thought like it would be coming to an end, but it's just like this guy really is just driving
I
OJ or something like and he's driving like you know what I mean like
Wait, no check this board because there's a DGD thing. I don't know if you've already seen it
Oh my god
Holy lucky Jack
He drunk I
Got to be able to have his option bro cuz I have to keep playing by your rules. I wanted my rules
Holy well, what is that my role bro? We were with some anime guys
I said, oh, yeah, I didn't make sure right like like it was like on the fly thing
But it was like it that was the whole point of it though like I didn't say any rules
Boxing is boring
Is that next to high-level it's pretty cool box
We at the high and low-level boxing is cool put up an MLP's it may nothing you ask you see you got it, right?
Yeah, this is light.
Exactly in tough in front of his friend.
Easy money.
Bro, bro, low key, low key.
Unless, unless you're fat, weight and muscle is a massive part of it.
Like, come on, if you have good cardio,
yeah, and you're getting to lose weight, weight, weight and muscle,
buddy, buddy, you, you, you roll.
Like, what, like how does this work?
I don't understand.
Yeah, more weight, you, you have,
You have more muscle and you have Disney cardio or something where it's less than you just
winning something.
Now your technique is irrelevant.
I mean, I mean, I'll be honest, he's just making every excuse in the book.
You know, people don't get my content, they'll flip everything and then you're just, you're
just, you're just, you're just, you're just remarkable that this person has the power
to work in Twitter clips now, adding DDG.
I mean, you're the one that, you're the one that said you want to fight him.
No.
No.
No.
You missed it.
You're just doing it again.
I'm out of here.
Okay.
What?
His first original, you know, I remember the first original, the first original
shake is like, there's like some online chip, we just playing around and making
people laugh.
We just playing around make people laugh. He doesn't want to actually
Well, nobody nobody there's not being scared it is that well
Everybody does this like a bolted clipping out of context shit over like I'm keep I'm keeping the dialogue extremely clear from the fucking get-go
I have no bone with anybody. I would never fight anybody in your life ever for no reason
I think I think I don't I'm not about that
But it wasn't for some content for the federal liver. I said off the rent easily
Oh, if that's what they want to do they'll fight this in this manner and a story
And then I'll put some money up. I will don't play this fight this way and story and if it does this whole thing
And then becomes blurry every row. I kept it simple keep it simple
So I'm making something so blurring so weird that I made it as simple as it can be
She's quite how does this order understand? I mean
But we don't exactly know, you know
the gas with that in terms of truth tank in the super and Bruce this is interesting to
me this is like right you literally did the robot the entire time it wasn't it
obviously wasn't that serious you did the robot to be moving yeah I mean
and surely at this point they realized it was good you can hear the hell
you can see the night oh yeah there's such a full that's in such a full like
like like you you you set the rule straight from the get go black on
lights and you reiterate that it's black all and every role you're just stupid
this is range man that's crazy
wait is that what Jay I know what happened are we watching up around that
driver was not aware that's what's going on their driving so but they didn't see
the police lights in the distance behind them and then at the same time we've
I don't get influenced by other shit on these things.
I made it clear on the exact minute that I made it, and it never changed.
It's like, what the heck?
What the heck?
How much of a thing to go?
This guy's like, he's just going,
and then they would get a twitched on and they would gap each other up and party that night
and it was like, yeah, exactly.
Unless it's like some weird drama or whatever, right?
Like, it's not as serious, like, I made amends that talk to everybody out there,
if things were out of control or whatever, like, bro, it's not that deep,
but if there are things, one thing, and it won't make me look bad, then so be it.
I'm not, like, I don't give a shit.
If there are, like, all the A&P in the end of Kai drama, like generally,
I end up looking bad.
If I if I reiterated and I explain over yeah, I could I could I could have flipped the coin
But what do I give a shit? I don't care when I'm not gonna have like a
Be for people like bonisines for no reason. I
What did you think I meant by that when I said that we said what?
Well, when you're telling me to mute
Yeah, like you're being like like classic Chad or whatever like fucking yeah
like like narrative where if I was if I respond and it's oh then only then you're
bitching in whatever now you know he has to not be bitched like it's just so
dumb like is this thing of these days were like I was playing along what I
thought I look he was just playing along like with the joke I was like trying
to be seriously yeah I mean like I said with jokes there's no no no so yeah
you have to be careful it's why it's why I'm being here yeah okay I actually
want you to get hurt or fight at all to be honest. Well exactly it's an highlight. So yeah well it's
why it wasn't a long time ago that if it was going to be a fight it like way back in days it said
I would never fight like as in the um an organized event or whatever unless it was like first.
Yeah rubies would be fun but a big event like a big event for the content otherwise it's it's
It's lame, it's pointless.
I don't want to be a pot-stare, I was just like,
trying to just...
Invite to game?
Nah, it's fine.
I hate pot-stares, so I don't want to be...
Yeah, but great, great.
You didn't know that these days, though?
These days, that's all there is, though.
That's all there is, all there is is that
everybody does the whole clipping,
but how did the whole Kai thing happen?
Like, it was like a normal, like a humor,
Vibe skip whatever and then everybody try to make it look like I was bitching the whole squint all of them
Whatever noise and all is zero and it and everybody everybody everybody bit
I
Only said I only said tg was making every excuse not to fight him like I wasn't like
I
Play the game where we say a word and then the next person says okay pot
Who's our resort?
It's X me the great
Thanks me great X you great. Yes rock
Stone
Pebble volcano
corruption
hot
Water I love you X liquid
element
Leaf
Brown circle
Square triangle
Don't think I got it
size
line
Line lines at least pepper pepper
Oh, oh, no.
Game's too loud. Go.
It's me versus Greek.
Sure. I don't want to share your tenure. Also, you didn't referee it, so you should have said that.
But I thought you were done. Now you lost.
Now I thought you were done.
Fuck, I did lose.
Nuggin, you're actually right about that, that low key.
Sounded like the way it was.
So I guess, I guess, I guess. I breathed in audio, uh...
out round round it yes ball roll what'd you say roll roll oh bacon pay it like
Chained me number one game I won all truck. Can you chain me?
Excuse me. Yes, sir. They're silly and 777 sure
Car
Look at what it give me a second. I'm not gonna lock in here
Now the challenge was to lock in and still say the words okay, okay, we're gonna lose here
Uh...
You need to redo it, you need to redo it.
You'll re-look again?
And pull.
The new year, but holy shit does this guy ever deliver any intelligent text?
Or is it all just constant slot from a half-baked palm tree-headed chub moron?
Thanks for the content, King.
Great, go to the side, go to the side a little bit.
Swing to the side, any bit.
Yeah, our ropher's caught.
Yeah, and we're tangled up, we're going to die and lose.
Yeah, we are tangled right now.
Yeah, we're tangled.
We're going to have to fix this somehow.
Don't go over, I think I would go to the right over there.
Go to the right.
Yeah, we're going to die.
Oh, no, we can't.
Yeah, we are screwed.
Wait, how?
Yeah, I think it's these things.
OK, where will we?
I don't remember. What was it?
Uh, X. X, me, then Greek.
Okay, let's go.
Three, two, one, go!
Okay, okay, so somebody okay on those jumps we did jump and land it like that that's never
wrong either we all walk with you if you walk what it does is that one person snags up and
snacks down and that causes the decent it was me yeah I did the walk-on to
instead of the jump and normally I never have a problem with it yeah it's it
it caused a lot of these things ex Jesse to me let's go ex go okay spear
Start.
Lunt.
Hammer.
Nail.
Wood.
House.
Spear.
Shop.
Foundation. Hammer.
Cement.
Stone.
Pebbles.
Stop, referee! Jesse, we already did that one.
No, that was way...
Wait, that is a super late referee.
Yeah, but-
You can't rest me that way.
What's with my turn? What's with my turn?
It was your turn.
No, no, no.
Wait, you did two turns.
That's ridiculous.
Like, I knew I was out, but no one rescued.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
It was- it wasn't my turn.
I waited my turn to use my referee card.
It was quicksand to talk, and it was a no.
Yeah.
I believe you, I believe you.
Uh, whatever.
Uh, okay.
How about we use this instance to set the rules?
if you refer me as an attorney for your card
okay that makes sense i i thought it was
i thought it was uh... instant
i'm down for that too
like like uh... liars bar
exactly exactly
walk back exactly exactly not like that
okay
scogin right at you first and just eat the meat
uh...
okay
smoke
I just wasn't ready brah I was still a kind of some log
no okay right me and you X okay ready level high next one small down up diagonal back
What did you say?
I said back.
What did you say?
Back?
Back.
My God.
Okay, it's hard to play this guy because I don't even know.
He went back.
You went, you literally said it.
Back.
Okay, just restart.
Restart.
Okay, say another word.
Ready?
deep ocean blue turquoise aqua water wet slippery dry sand stones we're gonna do
that so what do you mean we haven't done stones I did pebbles well why do you
I think just got another minute.
Wait, no, that's a new round, though.
Is it?
It's a new round between me and you.
Yeah, it's a whole new round.
No, no, no, no, whoa.
OK.
OK.
It's a new round.
I might need my shovel.
I'll take my elves.
But a round is from starting to finish in my opinion.
Oh my god.
Yo.
These games, we have to let you win.
The float on it is, as a three, save the ruling again.
Yeah.
No.
Is it in my opinion?
In my opinion?
The round is from the start to the absolute finish
I
Mean I'm down to do that. I makes it that we're on hard mode, but I'm down
But this is the hard mode
Sorry, you can't you pop you already did pop. No, we did anything in another round at the beginning
We did part. Yes, because I said because you know, this is it
This is still the one view when you guys are resetting the one view one
It's gonna be set the new rules
Wait, wait, wait, wait, this particular round, when, wait, why'd you jump over there, what'd
you jump over there?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, this particular round's not with pot?
Oh, damn, that was him.
Yeah, because remember I memed it, because you said I was stirring the pot earlier,
and then I said, oh, I'm gonna stir it.
Yeah, but we finished that round.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's actually, this is a whole new, yeah, that doesn't
count.
He's talking about rounds, so like, say I'm out, and then it's a 1v1.
That's the round.
I can save this, hold on.
Oh.
I got it.
It's still not about.
There you go.
Have a new gamer.
OK.
I spy with my little eye.
What about categories?
OK.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
About foods.
We're gonna need to do food.
Nah, not foods.
Are we going?
No.
Well, we need an IGL, by the way.
Hey, let's just...
Well, I was actually in the original game.
That's hard though.
No, no, no.
It's in the original game.
Just keep going.
We're just priming out in the rules.
Okay, let's just make a brand new game from scratch.
Let's just make a game.
Like, fuck it.
So, like, I say llama and you have to rhyme the word.
right the next person has to say drama but then the next guy next guy doesn't
hit this way like a fucking badass I don't know what would be a cool twist
like what is the next time I'm dead here set of rhyming no we're good no no I
was gonna get me get it yo we're gonna make it okay what we're gonna get we're
I'm gonna get I'm good yo I just like this she's so fucking hot stop going serious
how do you see I how do you make it about you there I just saved I just say
I double clutch I double clutched me clutched you I clutched you how do you
make it by you that oh my god please explain it because you went when I
wasn't ready yet I wasn't blame me make it but okay got it
greece so all right ready oh yeah all right you're fucking you know I'm right
there that's why you get no I'm at your fucking stupid you guys lose a good
answer would have been door okay so who's clutching now just let me know oh
my fucking god oh my god you're clutching now son trench trench trench
trench trench I'll sit again so wait all of the old is if you're far front or
far behind is both equally wrong so because you're first you're on the
best is on first no you're being first is the worst new I never said oh yes
you're the one that said oh my god I can't believe I just got this dude because
if I kept going we died dude oh my god if I keep going yes we died I go
Ready
Greg is like done in quagga times one million no
Look at him no really
Look at him. Look at him. Look at his arm.
Oh, look at him.
Look at his arm.
Go.
Right.
Alright, do it more than I was waiting. Go ahead.
Alright.
Poor.
Clor.
No, it's not a rhyme.
Wait, but the opposite...
Wait, that's a cool game too.
Yeah.
It's the game that we play, but opposites.
Yeah, a claw. A claw. It's, um, oh fuck, what the hell's a claw?
Wait, I like that game better. I think that's better.
One game, one game, one game, one game.
So instead of, you know how we play right now in, you say, circle and in square, but
instead, let's say you have to say the opposite. So I guess square would work there.
So, so, but you know what I mean?
But then, I think if you upload something, the opposite would be the same thing as
you said before.
Hot, cold.
And then we combine the game, then we combine the games.
Alright?
And then the third person has to make a rhyme of that word.
And then the next guy does the opposite of that rhyme, and then it goes back and forth
and it's a crazy game.
It's just a multi-layered game.
Okay.
This is how chess was invented by the way.
So let's just try it.
Yeah, let's just try it.
So let's just, do you want to do the rhyme thing first?
Yeah, so.
Yeah, so you do the rhyme opposite, run opposite the other way, saying I don't get it.
Okay, so like, so like, lime and then you would say...
Dine?
And then I would say, uh, breakfast?
No, you would say like, star because it's dine and then you would get the option.
Well, if you think about dining, dining, um, is it only eating though? It's also a part of,
it's part of time. There's a time component to dining though.
Hey, let's just do rhyming. Okay, so X first let's just do rhyming.
Wait, no, no, we have to try this game until we get it right at least once.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay, so here we go. X, me, the Greek.
Um, skate.
Bait.
Late?
Nope, you have to sit opposite.
You have to stick to the opposite. You're out.
And then the game's over, because you need three people.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, you do.
Oh, no, no, no. You just do the third person shot.
Alright, alright, alright. METAL.
Petzl.
Flower.
That's not an opposite.
Okay, then what's up with the Petzl?
You could have said, um...
Okay, so you would have lost already.
Okay, true. It's a hard game. I mean, it is a hard game, but...
Why would you do that? You just need some shit.
It has a high skill ceiling.
Well, I think it's impossible. None of these are opposites.
Okay, we'll try it again.
The opposite of petal.
I just thought a petal is a part of something,
but that would be the whole thing
well the opposite of a pedal would be
maybe a root
because it's on the opposite side
it could be
what if i just told you the truth maybe the game sucks
yeah
no it's just a hard game and you're just fucking bronzy
let's do a rhyming game
x
jesse and then me
Talks
So you guys just have to walk on everything much is what you're saying after we just talk about not not not walk out
I mean, I'm done. I'm not it now. I did not I
Mean
This game is good. Well, we're never gonna go anywhere
Okay, I actually mean to be honest this is harder to play while you're doing what we're doing
I don't know if you guys can say that, but let's end it with lava, like we're never gonna go anywhere!
Like we're never gonna get anywhere!
We're never gonna go anywhere though!
We're never gonna get anywhere!
Dude lock in.
Says you, says we gotta walk and then let us lose.
Lock in for everything.
Everything I do, you just pry about.
I can't make an-
I can't talk without you cancelling me, by the way.
Uh, you can do that, better than anybody else can do that, okay?
Like everything I do, everything I move, I get nagged at.
Cranky I roll I just thought that we're gonna go anywhere like I won't what I don't care about fucking
Like content is cool at all, but if we do the same fucking five minutes on loop. I mean we could do better
Okay, but people think of that
Is more fun than even what's happening on the screen?
You push you push the car on overwatch like four years
Like what do you mean doing the same loop of shit roll brother is the exact same loop though
Every game of a game is different when it's like a mobile or a hero should have this isn't every game is different
The difference is us and the and the moving objects yet
It's awesome the games that we're playing cuz think about it except we suffer you just go straight bro
You're doing the same shit. You never see different shit. Actually, it's gonna minimize. So it is about the experience you had on the way
What is it?
Hey, you what who is that? No, you someone is so shit. That was X
I don't like no and also don't call each other shit. I think we should be nice. No, I mean like you just didn't hit
Like you didn't hit the jump button
I
Jumped and got snagged back by slackers
But I have the first word.
No, no, I don't give a shit. I really couldn't give a shit.
Alright, what was that? Go jump?
Rhyme with Apple.
Rattle. Apple.
Okay. Wait, I got a good game. We could do Fun Facts.
Bro, but like someone at X has to be the one that's try to say the facts
I don't fucking like, I don't know any questions, bro. I only got the answer
You don't got the answer
Okay, why are you jiggling like that? Why are you jiggling like a fucking stack of keys man?
Yeah, someone was moving so much that you just like dragged
I stopped moving the whole time and I was countering the momentum to stabilize you and then the guys fucking
No no no no no no no no! Who's doing that?
There's only one other guy.
Do the thing. Do the thing.
Do the thing where I call you out for a real mistake and then you dismiss the president?
I didn't dismiss it.
As if anything's stupid and just because it's against you.
When you're doing some dumb shit?
No, no, no. I feel like I take account of video man mistakes and I improve.
That's part of being a man.
And also respecting other people's wishes.
I feel like we should try to get better at the game that I choose.
I think it just has a high skill ceiling and you're just not giving it a chance.
On every soul, it's one of the worst games that every has ever come up with.
I mean that with the swungest, biggest heart and love for you to be.
No, but it's literally a high IQ game.
Like, look, I won V1 myself.
Look, I got this.
No, you're good.
Drama, llama, metal.
I mean, metal is not a-
There's a-
It's not a-
I mean, is metal a fucking llama?
No.
Give us the opposite
When we try the stroke out where we go on look like we're going the very tip of this triangle and it can launch us front left
We get a skips
You see him just go front no front left of it. Yeah, and then Amy
Well, I didn't get on it. I didn't know you guys are doing it. Yeah, we were nearly honest
We were literally on it
Explaining what we have to do
This is why, variety streamers, that never touched a computer their entire life, do this even in three hours.
And worse, that's five minutes of the game after like fucking 20 hours.
That's really the reason why. I mean this is fucking awful.
Yeah, but you gotta understand, like, as content creators, the best thing you can do is store content for content.
Like, if you just go along and just one-shot everything, you're gonna have nothing left.
If you store and create some suspense, and create some lore behind the content, and it's more-
I agree with you, we've been on the first 5% for weeks!
Okay, we're creating lore.
Like, lock in.
Creating lore.
Lock in, son.
Shit's fucking true!
We're going to have story development for being the fucking shittiest level of Diamond.
Yeah, and you've got nose development, so stop developing it, big nose.
I think they're only allowed one thing, if they haven't allowed one thing it's not...
Nah, just so you can let a lot of things slide, honestly.
No, but it's not worth it when you get older.
Okay.
Is that just shitty all the time?
Okay, then I will say the truth then.
Yeah, there's more things about you to dislike than to like it,
but there's a few that we love, so it's enough to counter-impact it.
Ready?
Three.
Go.
Two.
One.
Bing.
One.
Are you talking about me, by the way?
There's a column in the way.
I said suck it one G.
One.
I said suck it one G.
Bing.
Thank you.
Yeah, but I think that's like if somebody's like annoying all the time. It's like, okay
That's not worth it. It's just like you're giving me heavy. So I'm just trying to show
But like if it's just like one thing every now and again, you just like oh, that's just like the way they are
That's what makes them them because I feel like that's I feel like having a
Negative side about somebody makes them them. You're not an NPC at all point, you know
It gives them character as a human. Yeah, like for you eggs
I like you like obviously you're like really bad at games
But I let it slide because you're my friend and that's just your character
See I love your character, right? I like that. I like that the take it on vibes like that, right?
And uh, I like some of the jokes you make it, but having you on call is literally a disaster
It's hard to do anything without you yapping on some useless shit that just is a stick in my fucking wheels
You know I mean it says you
I guess he's perfect
Suck it
Wait wait wait come back come back come back
You're such a pussy
You're such a jumpy. Why would you say that?
Great. You know that you didn't stall, right?
And you got hit. Which means that if we all went, we would have died.
If you pulled me.
No. I'm done.
No, we were all three going to get hit, but...
We were going to get hit.
What happened to us?
Not this one. Just wait.
Oh, yeah.
I'm risky, but I like it.
Okay, let me try to play the game.
Alright, just one time.
How about, how about, we lock in until we get to the parts, right before the pipes.
Alright.
Nope.
Do you know what, just cycle back, cycle back.
Yep
Yeah, so so I thought you guys would
Stay on it and then you would stagger so I try to get off to pull you guys back
And that was my solution I pretty much I follow
I'm looking at the X on my screen because you have to have an X above your head
And I'm literally just following what you do and I'm copy cat if you do something wrong
We both do something wrong
Loki yeah, I just thought the only solution there was to what's there grab you guys back. Yeah, cuz we were not gonna make it
Go
W accountability
That's weird though something's off today
Well, it's easy to take a candle even I'm not the only major mistake of jumping out like every time
Whoa, whoa stop stop
So so stop means jump okay somebody down by jail I can't do it
Yo, can we have an idea that actually speaks?
Oh, like it is like a slime mold like you have one singular salad it doesn't anything for you
Like I can't control that you just play the game and you I mean
This is what I hear when you talk you know
It's like Morse code. I don't understand what you're saying. I don't know if you're saying stop go wait
Like this is a Morse code of just fucking bullshit. That's how I feel about you
So you fucking hate your accent. You say shit. What fuck you? I fucking hate you
I'm from Britain!
Yeah, I'm from Britain!
Bro, brother, nobody knows you're doing the accent forcefully. We all know you're doing the accent. Just stop for five fucking minutes
Where the fuck are you guys going?
First of all, don't ever swear at me again.
Don't ever swear at us again.
Do you understand me?
Show some respect to the goat.
I don't think you realize.
The fucking goat.
You just walk out.
Go.
Stop.
3, 2, 1.
Go.
Always look at stagger.
In S.C.A. stagger you must wait.
Go, get ready, get ready.
Go.
Oops.
Jump full.
Sorry not to prevent too much, like in front.
Otherwise people at the back will get snagged.
Go.
Go.
Go in.
To the right.
I have nose hairs.
Ow!
There's no hairs in there. There's a whole entire forest.
I know. I know. Not you.
Whoa whoa! Follow up!
I just stick to the nose.
Oh my god, tornado, tornado!
You just create two tornadoes last week.
3, 2, 1, yeah!
Wait!
And then 3, 2, 1, yeah!
Wait, wait, you didn't need to follow your own letters.
You jumped at two!
well those were let those were numbers but you jump back to yeah because there's
ping and stuff bro much look how much you can swing
I think you sang a shoe after the sneeze
brother I'm removing so many nose hairs like a bro it's insane
Cartoon character, huh?
Well, it's hard to breathe with no tears as big.
There's nothing though, it's not hard for you to breathe.
Believe me, if it's hard for you to breathe, we have no chance.
I mean, the only reason you're sneezing a lot is because your nose is a literal air filter.
It's supposed to be.
Vaness?
Uh...
Uh, good one Chris, good accent.
Yeah, you're just a bitch, you know.
You piss me off.
The things that you've done to me, you piss me off.
The things that you've done? You don't even know you've done it.
But you terrorize our fucking, our, our discord calls every time.
You make my day worse.
Yep.
Night down, you take that back.
Everytime I wake up, and you're in the call, my day goes significantly worse.
Oh, fucking piece of shit.
Get off my-
I made it oh I'm like late
You jump early that's why you're late
He said it was
Hey, you two-
BOOMING AND OY OY OY OY
Okay, okay, first of all, let me just get this fucking straight.
There we go.
You two are fucking kids compared to me.
All right.
So, when I say something, show some fucking respect.
I've been on this earth way longer than you.
You might be better than me at some things.
Okay, then I'll-
I'll come to wisdom and-
Go, go, go, go.
Sorry.
Oh, nice save!
Show some fucking respect.
Three, two, one, go.
Where's Wok? Wok?
Okay, stop stop stop stop stop
Bro said stoppin' them when, like, dead out
Blah blah blah blah blah, dude, you're so dumb
I'm seeing a good spot here
Hold on that far
This is close
Actually you jumping there would've saved us
I gave you guys so much to undercover
No, you jumping, no, you stay there
You're labeling it like a fucking frog leg
You should have jumped or saw should have jumped
Just call him that I said stop. Oh, we had all the time
Really really
Whoa, right just follow him because he can't listen he's great
The world said
That's just different to this right now.
33 pistols. GG.
I'm pissed off with him.
I don't have £200 to put on, so I can't do the difference one out.
I'm just pissed off with him.
He's a little fucking...
He's like those little fucking kids that think they know everything.
You're a punk. You're a fucking punk.
You're a rascal.
You're a rascal.
Rascal. Couldn't even say rascal like everybody else.
Had to say raw school.
Had to say raw.
Like holy shit.
It's an A letter to say you're a rat. You're a Yobo. You're a Yobo. That's what you are. Okay, and you're a fucking clonk on me
Yeah, you're an absolute Yobo. You're absolutely rubbish at this game
Bloody hell. I don't care what you say to me. The thing is
When you when you know you're the goat you're untouchable. That's what I am. I know I know I made the mess
No, you're not. You're a fragile.
That's not true. That's not true at all.
Yes, it is. Anything I say, you start freaking out like...
BOOT-A-BOT!
Bro, because everything you say is shit.
When you speak, we only hear a rot.
When you get to sleep, you have a little picture on your phone
and you put it next to your pillow.
That's how much you fucking think about me.
And, bro, you would do the same with yourself
until you were fucking shot this shit.
So you don't have a picture of yourself.
nice-looking big fucking broccoli that I'll really palm tree head I don't have a
palm tree your head looks like one McDonald's driver by the way out of
all this year you are you're doing me good
yeah I'm okay if you keep doing the insults kid I'm just gonna say and you
don't want me to go say it they fell off hard yeah boo yeah okay but I did
things that you couldn't. If you fell off, you'd fucking panic, cry, fucking rip your
hair out. I did fall off though. I fell off and I still stayed. Okay, but I stay consistent.
I'm the same person whether I got viewers or not. Consistency is one of the most beautiful
things. Really. So you think you could be the same with 200 viewers with nobody typing
in your chat? My best stream is about 200 viewers, bitch, yes. Okay, fair enough.
If you can stay consistent like I can, then you know who's the real one. If they
They stay consistent and matter the substance comes out.
Then you know who the real ones are.
When you see them, I've been a rich man
and I've been a poor man.
I ain't shoes rich every fucking time.
This is a rich man.
I wake up.
You're talking about Jordan Balfour for very well,
but you are not him.
You are not him.
I'm him.
I am him.
I'm him.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm me.
If I have 60,000 viewers right now,
I'm not going to treat you differently.
You're close with the Ronnie Pickering and you're gonna join Belfur then
No, no, listen. No, you know this more than anything. No, you fucking this to me. All right
Okay, so
Go
Some go people can't handle it. They can't handle it. They get they get a couple of viewers
They get a couple people recognize it the fame gets their head
They start acting the power hungry to go crazy
start fucking treating everybody differently.
Okay.
You know damn well I'm fucking consistent whether I have zero viewers or if I have a hundred
thousand viewers.
I'm not going to treat you any different.
Except for when you peek down in that room or three, two, one, go.
Okay, that wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
Nick told me to kick you out.
And I always remember it.
Nick told me to kick you out.
Nick told me to kick you out.
I ruined my life.
I ruined my life.
No, he told me to kick you out, and I told you that afterwards.
What's the wait when it's like...
It's an old drama, guys.
You better admit it too.
I was fucking punching, I'm just kidding.
Go punch Nick now!
I went punch Nick, he's...
Blast me.
Okay, Nick told you to kick you out of that room, and he told me to do it for some reason.
I just did it just to be nice. I don't want to kick you out
I'm not low-key looking back at it looking back at it like I didn't I didn't give a fuck if I had dad to go
But they made the whole narrative about me overseeing my welcome when I had said the literally I had said I overstayed it
So many times before right but the kick on the fly easily on stream is just like bro
Really and do you the guys is overstaying for the get for the method that's not right there, but
I felt guilty about it for so long. I didn't want to do that.
Because I have overstated. But, Jadadal, I have never heard of any streamers who have not overstated what they were living at. Ever. Ever. Not one time.
And it made you feel unwelcome, and that was probably a horrible feeling. Yes.
I'm very aware of what it made you feel, but he told me to kick you out, and I said, okay, I don't know why you can't do it, but sure.
I will say though, IRLX, you are very loud.
No, I'm okay.
I was just trying to- okay, this is my problem. This is my whole problem.
I'm trying to people please all the time, and it just makes you an unlikable person.
So I just- so over the years I just realized I'm just gonna do my own thing,
and if you don't like me, you don't like me, and I'm not gonna people please anymore, and then fuck them.
So I was just trying to people please, make Nick happy, make everybody happy, and just do what I was told.
I jaded care
Was I was playing this game that was fucking absolute shit like that there was shittiest game of all time
outside locked in like I was gonna give it a chance and then then there was noise there was whatever right and it was like
Oh, you know, I was like, yeah, I should find it. They did just send me a DM or something. Really?
I mean it was
I don't know why Nick wouldn't just tell him him himself
3, 2, 1, go!
We jumped this?
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Go!
Go!
Good job, we actually made it pretty nice.
I mean it has been like a week since we did this.
Isn't that like a kick the chainer?
What?
You confused me that.
I can't even believe you went for it.
No
Well niggas fire I general had overstaters and then sort of read the room
Because he like like like is it is it like a massive problem because I couldn't find a house
Hey, let me get that Nick is fine
Oh, no, so that makes a lot sense to say the anointing fine is that that's a cool combo
It's literally I mean surely that like come on man really do it
like really jumpy but that being said that being said right what if I have to
be an actual good friend here you do take over the room sometimes no but you
just your strong personality well I just want to know just like you yell and
just be loud oh that house yeah I mean everybody was like that was no no but
just in like in general but but I like that about you and if you change that
would make me upset.
Mmm, sure.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, I said what you said what you got.
But, yeah, you're loud and you just, you just, you think about content and that's all, but
that's what makes you a good, that's what makes you the best, obviously.
But what I realized about just dynamics with friendships and everything over my years
is you, when it comes to reading the room, you don't want to be over-dominant with
your voice in the room, like, you don't want to dominate the whole space with
just you.
I'm gonna give other people a chance to shine.
Also, yeah, it's fine to be loud when it's your time to speak.
It's your time.
Yeah.
People, like whoever's loud at the same time, it's so shit.
Like, it's why it's why it's like, oh, you collab with this girl, I collab with that.
The collabs are shit these days.
Everybody just yells in unison, and you hear nothing go jump.
Like, it is spam.
Like, how can you get a joke that's gonna be funny and memorable?
If everybody is spamming the mic.
explain it like there's no room for finesse right so then let's go slow
yo yeah you want to give everybody a time to talk shine and be themselves
without dominating the room and that's just how it's gonna be it's not you
don't want it to be like like the Greek show or the Jesse or the ex-cucie
show the Jesse show and then you're just like there like as a as a cast
Yeah
Like
So I'm not actually be the best piece I can be
I'm a piece of the puzzle always you know, you know, this is my show
I'll be the piece of puzzle that I have to be you know, if I'm a guest on somebody's show
I'm a piece of the puzzle that they want to fit in their puzzle
And if I'm overstepping then I got to be able to stand backward but these days
Everybody wants to be the main piece of everybody else. It's like it's a main tactic spam
Yeah, it's so bad wish everybody's gonna be the main character. I
Never make that you should please place trough doctor because I have a lot of so hard
I don't have a shit you might as well
The banter is more funny. I never went back on dead ass
Well shit came was decent because there was a good cohesion on the spotlight spotlight here
Well, I dare let me
Sorry
Just
Just hey, what are you doing?
Because somebody was coming to the corner and I got it to the corner, so I cut the corner and I just fell.
Yeah
It's my sort of jump every time. Yeah, yeah, but it's my sort of doesn't do IRL because he's good at it
Which means that being around noobs
Makes him unable to do his thing. Go
Yep. Yep.
It's good.
Just jump.
Stack him up. Stack-stack-stack-stack first.
Well that didn't make sense. It's just bringing the rumor.
Like, if you look at the shit-camp bottom, it's like the camera's there.
One person does a joke. One person does a joke. Film the action. Nope
It's one at a time. It's like it's like a revolver one blow at a time
These days it's like a fucking triple barrel machine gun minigun. Like and you
Know me. Oh, I
Hate I hate big events by the way
Like it's just go go go
What I
What did I do wrong with that?
It was way like me.
We didn't say the yump.
We didn't yump.
Greek is the big event though.
Good one, bitch.
Yeah, I don't like big events because...
Stop!
It's just...
I don't know, I just think it's like a desperation of just like...
a tension seeker's trying to get there like a bit of a tension.
It's just...
I like it more natural.
yeah the chase is still going on yeah what the guys guys he's all up on
market on the last five hours they said they get all the time you weren't
throwing you may have progressed already I just need to just chill
What if you get shit capped again by this time it's like time versus you got to last month?
Oh, M.E.
Go.
Go.
Wait, I just thought about that.
Why?
I was thinking like, you know how they want to make chargeable roads that charge the electric vehicles?
Yeah.
If people get into chases, they're just gonna be able to just infinitely go.
Yeah, but also they can probably disable the like, what's in front of them is just some shit.
They're probably even gonna make the cargo boom.
True.
Also, and then you're gonna chase like in China or whatever?
You know, on that like, rainbow road, you're like,
the fact I'm time I just fucking
So they have like they make it to where it could like suck the battery out of your car
Yeah, exactly go like it is a reverse charge
Yeah, and the wheels like I get boom. Yeah, they just explode. No
No
No
No, but they live W. No
I need to take a piss, if I'm not even kidding, it's pretty bad.
Alright, then we're going to stop in three, two, one, three, okay let me piss, okay,
Okay, buh. Give me a second. Buh. Buuuh. What? That says, um. I say one thing that I do
like about you and Jesse though. What is it? What is it? It's like, you guys call
each other and me, including out if you don't like something, can you don't hold
That's very important, I think.
The universe, right?
So just keeping it put within, like...
Yeah, I think that's like a normal friend thing, though.
Yes.
That's a real...
Well, people build, they say you're not a real friend.
If you don't defend your friends in every situation,
but that's been being a real friend
is not judging them too harshly,
but being understanding the tools and the improvement
and still being like what you said is wrong.
Boom.
Holding them accountable and giving them the chance
to redeem themselves and giving the tools to improve it.
That's been a really good friend.
A bad friend is the opposite,
whereas he enables their other friends to do dumb shit
and then it's good that they keep doing it
and being the worst person.
Exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
I've gotten in like three hour arguments with people,
screaming and discord and then just joining the discord
the next day like, yo, what up?
Yeah, sorry, it's just fucking cranky
and then it's just over.
Yeah, my bad bro, sorry about that shit.
Yeah, that's okay. I'll wait on post-commitments. Yeah, sure.
Yo.
Yeah.
You can't hold onto resentment. That's really bad.
Resentment, bro.
I don't have resentment against an idiot.
If I think about it, like, I mean like, one or two people, like, out there, you know what I mean?
Like, it's bad, it's bad.
Whenever you mad at somebody, you lose. You won't need to understand this.
Like, if you hate somebody and you're so much resentment, and you have grudges,
grudges they're power you lose every day you're losing ran power like your
energy power will power you're losing all this power it's just sitting away from
you you just just would you just move on I mean like yeah like don't don't be a
mean person yeah and some things are worth saving like some things are worth
saving the some things on you know
doctor
really
i want to buy this
well yeah i'm not going to buy this job
i was pretty
i was a wisdom
i'm full of wisdom
You have got good wisdom for your age to be fair.
Oh, thank you. Great. Thank you.
We are a bit of truth.
Yeah.
Oh, you and Azan. You and Azan.
I don't even hate Azan.
I didn't think you hate him either.
I just can't get close again.
Just because genuinely,
there's things that he said that I went to the worst enemy.
Like, and that's just too far.
It's just it's just it's just a bar I
Think that's a ball it just
If you do something that that that I wouldn't do to my worst enemy then it's not me get close again
Do you think about it?
Because it's it's awful
Really?
Yeah, I would go with that
We're right here. It's not a big deal. It's really not that we're literally right here
Guy can I look at the message that time out?
Geez man empty pod types. I what I look
He says he says he said this on the exit it is probably hiding something
That's why he's defending us and I was in the different like we saw an excerpt of some
some rain camp and we're supposed to make out some crazy story or whatever right?
And the guy's a fucking, nobody's defending that fucking guy, I don't know about that stupid
dumbass right?
Jump.
But to say that like I'm hiding some crazy abuse shit because I'm not willing to jump
on the hatred about somebody is insane.
That's crazy to say about somebody.
That's like such an insane comment.
Like what the fuck?
I honestly don't know the context of that, any of that at all.
Bro, bro, it's like what we wanted, like the fucking David thing, right?
You know, and then it was like, oh, this guy, uh,
I literally possibly killed somebody or whatever, right?
And then you would like it saying, oh yeah, he did it, whatever.
And he said, oh yeah, you know what I think he did it.
Then it's probably because you're hiding something of the same sort.
That's probably because Jesse has something similar hidden in his closet.
like what the fuck
I locked in
Good shit. Is that what happened to you? I literally I must have missed that whole thing. Okay, lock in here. Yeah
And go just follow it. Yeah
Who's great come on?
It's good to follow the legions eat. It's also up to you to come back a little bit
I'll take accountability, sorry, no v-speed.
Ok, let's just chill here for a bit.
Just chill for a second.
I have a meal outside, can I just grab it so I don't get it?
Yeah, go grab it.
Because I'm about to drop some fucking crazy shit right now.
Yo, I'm bad at when you can, and it's not great for the one time.
Holy shit.
Ok, listen to this ex.
So from the moment you're born, right, this is some real shit right now.
From the moment you're born as a human, you instantly start downloading knowledge from
your parents, from the TV, you're instantly downloading stuff and even to this day, we
still download stuff whether it's good or bad, correct?
Yep.
So, online you learn something, you download it and it suits your needs in order to
find your passion in life.
What interests you the most about this beautiful being called life?
Yeah.
And when it comes to character building, like insecurities, like fears, you know, you don't
want in life in order to become a good, you know, high level conscious being, fear is bad,
would you agree?
It's a survival instinct that we don't really need now.
My fear, I disagree.
I disagree.
Well, I disagree.
Go ahead.
So, I mean, fear is one of the last standing barrier that you have to have.
these days in order to survive it because you know we're civilized world there are situations
where if you don't have a sort of level of fear, right?
Okay, then you absolutely like I get taken advantage of it because other people are doing design and design themselves
To take advantage of all that don't have that fear. There's a problem. I agree. I agree
But but when it comes to fear, right?
What overrides fear?
Love you have full understanding. Yeah, love
confidence when you yeah when you have full understanding of the situation then
you're not scared anymore you know a snake is bad right one go but because you
know that I'm not really scared of a snake because you know you can outrun a
snake you know how go a snake doesn't have legs correct stop all right we got
like lock in here okay okay we are gonna go with Greeks timer okay hold on
great since you're from EU and you're the leader you have a zone around
That's that's that's the that's the pain right so you are the pain so with this definition hold on
You're gonna say go right you're gonna you're gonna go a fraction of a second after your own go
We will go when we hear go. Let's say let's have a say
Go right I will go go being do that we will go on go you go and go being
Yeah, I'll delay it a little bit. Yeah, like a fraction. Don't you think about it?
a small a small time yeah yeah I got it yeah okay three yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah I'll say I'll say I'll say I'll basically this is what I'll say I'll
say three two one go and then I'll delay a tiny second and then go yeah
traction yeah alright three two one go
stop
dont move dont move
im not moving im not moving
dont move
dont move
im not moving
im not moving
im not moving
good
okay
okay
remember
hold on
We
Yes
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is what we do ready listen so ready right
Now we would go we jump then we would jump again and then we'd outrun the one coming up behind us
No, you follow about you follow you follow
Let's go! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Jump! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Finished!
Yes.
Ready?
Okay.
Asshh!
You!
Okay.
Not the cycle!
Get ready! Get ready!
Follow it!
Save it.
Right here.
By this tree.
Good save.
Wait.
This is not good save.
Is this how?
Yeah, we can skip.
We can make it. We got this.
We have to go this way.
No.
Three.
No, no.
There's a lot of rocks over here.
That's bad.
Hold on.
Look right here.
We can't skip this.
No, no, we have to go this way.
Right, we're on our match.
Three, two, one, go.
Easy. Oh my god, Jesse.
There we go.
Okay, so basically, right, when it comes to consciousness, right,
when we're in a pool,
We're basically trying to improve each other's consciousness to become more conscious beings like a video game
Who can become more conscious within themselves within others as a whole?
So every day even when we're playing video games. We're pushing and pulling each other a bit like a dog
You know how you train a dog?
Exactly, yeah, so
So like a bit like a dog, right?
You know how you train a dog and you need to put it in a situation where it's nervous or scared and in order to
it to learn you need to put it in the situation right that's a little bit like
human interaction and consciousness and in expanding our consciousness for
example say if you get mad that I call you bad at games and you're like
self-conscious and you actually believe that you're bad at games when you're not
bad at games but I've somehow fooled you to believe that you're bad at games
I'm gonna keep doing that in order to test you to see if you can actually
believe that you are good at games and ignore what I'm saying okay you
not saying it's a great thing what the fuck are you talking about it's it's
complex getting hungry it's complex it's complex yeah but what's the point
okay so basically so let's just what's the point what's the point though wait
wait wait wait and we go like what's the point of this entire like fucking
this thought like where was it what's the end point that the driver okay okay
the end point is let me just break it down to rage me because everybody knows
Okay, if you rage bait me that I'm fat, right, and for example, if you say Greek you're fat
and I cry, right, do you think that's a valid response for you calling me fat, if you can
make out what it is?
I think I'm wrong.
I'm wrong.
No, no, no, you're not wrong.
You're not wrong.
No, I'm wrong.
I'm wrong again.
No, no, no, no, no, in a sense, okay, okay, you've given me, you've given
me a gift in a sense no you've given me two incorrect okay let me explain let me explain
well I don't agree with you that's it okay just let me explain let me explain though
okay all right let's just get past the spot jump three two one wait wait wait wait wait
back oh my god so it's like was it what I didn't send stop stop there Jesse did
that Jesse what well it just we've never like yeah I get that I said stop never
stop there it's just annoying man like it doesn't you do with us like you
always had a new strap every time for no reason like zero reason it is new oh
Oh, I'm gonna do this like no I'm gonna follow. Just do what we always do
Me no him
me
For that that was there you live you you live in over there. Oh, I forgot. I thought yeah. Yeah, true. It's my fault
That's kidding. I didn't know why I'm the one that got here a hundred percent. Yeah, you got snagged
You got snagged it because we were out of sync
We could not make it there like
okay so all right okay so have you ever heard of the saying like you can't
control the wind but you can control the sails okay you don't react you know
okay you don't control things we may have you can tell you react with jump
exactly right so that's what I'm saying right when it comes to raising so
You can poke and pull at somebody and you're technically helping them in a sense in you could say rage being you could
You're technically helping them become
More stronger unconscious. You're also assuming that they walk and need the help and you're controlling the rate of the help that you're
Giving it based on your own perspective with no knowledge of who they actually are jump, which is why it's wrong
Hey, yeah, rage being is wrong. I never said it was right, but I'm just giving it as an example
You shouldn't rate you shouldn't bring up some you shouldn't get out of your way to make somebody angry
I'm not I'm not disagreeing with you. No
But I'm just saying that's that's what life is about is about becoming more conscious of yourself
I'm not self-aware. Yeah, I'm also aware of others and and yourself as a whole, right?
So life is literally a video game in a sense. No
Who become who can become the most conscious in a sense?
Who could become the most conscious being?
What a way where you are the people that are the most intrinsic value
Have the most control over any of what you're saying like the battle isn't out there
The battle is within it if you're gonna win the biggest self-battle you'll win all those that are out there
Like it's that simple like some people like the people out there that are that are mad like
All the people that are doing all this shit that is because they lose their own battles
They go on the internet and they cannot handle anything
This is a lot more about them than it says about you
Also, the way people react, they could be reacting out of just fear or just being self-conscious.
So somebody could be reacting a certain way just because they're self-conscious about themselves
or they're scared of something.
And you've got to have an understanding of, oh, he's acting this way because he's
he's being mean for this one reason.
It's a bit like, yeah, life is just about understanding.
Yeah, I agree, but it's a two-man game though.
The rage-bader and the rage-bader reactor can both be equally wrong simultaneously.
Yeah.
As the aggressor, you're always going to be partially wrong, right?
If you did something out of evil, then you are definitely wrong, right?
But if that wasn't the intention, then you can make steps to kind of do better with that.
I, I, I, I used to love that sometimes where like, I'll take better too far with people
that, that don't really know me that much, right?
Yeah.
Which is, which is fair enough.
Like that, that they feel, they feel that way.
That's fine.
But I will say though, from my understanding though of the world in general, is that
The reality is that these days, all the internet shit, people are more prone yet to get raided
by shit.
Yes.
They have to protect their ego, like there's battles being fought out there, like they're
like at least going back out to get them.
You could say like your take is wrong, but then there's like how could I be wrong and it's like, oh, you're not allowed to be wrong
Like exactly there's some almighty knowing being and somebody can't disagree with you
Like who do you think you are at this point like you can be
You're allowed to be wrong. It's okay. Well, I just said I'd like to disagree people like not as a bad way
I did it. I was just about to take you out of the car though
brother but I disagree with with macheting in middle of the call go back
back back back we've always know we always go on this one
pause pause pause pause pause I will never force what about review about review show
me the other post yeah we're gonna go to YouTube we're gonna look we oh god
No, you're actually wrong.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yeah, we actually always go.
We always go on this when we stop playing other one.
You're wrong.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
We always go on this one, by the way.
Now, this is a battle of the ego.
Right now.
We have to prove who's right in order to build the same quality of strength.
It is.
Oh.
And I didn't know what just happened there.
That's fine, though.
So this is where we went.
Now, that was two years ago.
What about the new ones?
I've thought, I've thought, I've thought.
No, no, that's the other one.
Yo, relax.
That's one.
There's so many more of this.
Jesse, look what I'm doing with the chain.
That is sick. Isn't that cool?
Chat press one if
And his own friends as well hold up
Hold on now
Is it really worth it just to prove that you're right though?
This is what I was talking about earlier. Does it really matter that much?
I'm down bro, I've got to eat my shit.
Alright, it's me, it's me, go, go, you all right? Go, finish?
Wait, wait, wait, where are we? We fell down.
Wait, why? Wait, how did we fall down?
It doesn't matter, it's right up top. Who cares?
Right there
The fuck are you doing the fuck you doing oh my god, why would you I want all the four
I didn't know if they seriously were trolling you who trolled here
Like this like a video game, why'd you keep quoting that?
What is that is that you?
Yeah, let's just lock in here. Well, let me lock it brother. We stopped moving entirely
We're all afk and you just find a way to follow yourselves. I mean that that's just embarrassing
We are at the beginning of the map and just jump off like this
No, I'll give a shit just great. No fuck this brother. That's what you guys did up there. I don't get it
3, 2, 1, go.
Now explain how you jumped off.
Yes, he's outside.
I alt-tabbed to look at the bot, so I honestly don't even know.
It was just rigged in. It was only rigged in.
Okay, is it me though or are we trying to prove something kind of fucking bad?
Brother, but you knew though.
Okay, you guys were trying to prove something to see who was right and we lost because of it.
Uh oh. Can we save this even?
Okay, we got it. If we could stay on this.
Like, like, the lack of critical skills, the lack of logic, bro.
I swear, I wish I could have a fucking analysis beam that explains it in your head,
and look at what's going on when a problem appears.
What neural fire is it? I swear it's crickets in there. It has to be or it's completely sore shorts
It's actually I don't believe it has been what you do is it fucking insane for two years and summons
You still can't play shrapnel game that even my grandmother can beat
XQCL I
Clapton chef cheese not going on by the way. No, I ended it for an hours in there
the news reporters got bored the like yeah let's just go home it's bedtime
guys all right let's play straff tart you'll get rolled I am losing my team
before and I'll roll it like anything yeah you guys do a 1v1 let me just eat
in this it's really fast it's good trust I mean it's my first meal I'm
actually fucking tell them they tell great great great without no no
resonance just tell me what happened how did you fall from the world we're at
okay so this let's just break it down to actually what happened you and Jesse
here comes I know I'm gonna I'm gonna I'll take account of this while you ate
a whole truck so you and Jesse were too busy
Saving through VODs not locked in in order to prove who's right and we lost because of it. Okay, so next time
Jane as a person. Yeah, what happened with Jesse? I like what did you do?
Okay, so basically you and Jesse are like two brothers that fight over the smallest fucking things and you can't
Understand that we need to lock the fuck in instead of opening VODs looking at last week
You know what I did that we both did that we both went in. Yeah now
Now what did your character model do?
The flow got interrupted.
So what did your character do in the game?
Blame him.
So you're just a bitch.
You're just a bitch.
All right, show me the bottom.
Show me the fucking bottom.
The fucking bottom!
Here we go, yeah.
The fucking bottom!
All right, I'm going to show you the bottom myself.
The fucking bottom.
The fucking British piece of shit.
Bring me.
You can check.
Fuck you, Bond. Fuck you, Bond.
Excuse me, you need to calm down, man.
It's not there. No, Bond.
He's leading, Bond. He's leading, Bond.
like
Greek in your words?
Yeah, you're a bitch.
and you don't jump off the fucking map
bro, greek is always in a good mood even though he's being insulted
except when it's time to take
adequate accountability
the guy shuts down and mutes off of it
now what do you want me to fucking bitch?
wait a sec Fod
okay
okay i'm inviting you now give me a second how do you place
uh...
i got wins in the 1v1 which is right in the arc day
i'm down
i invited you
when holding two weapons yes or no strapped out bros but i don't even know i don't i don't
i don't play the game anymore i'm just asking for us
okay now okay we're good just turn your brightness up get on to graphics and turn brightness up to four
and fill the view you can turn that up to four if you want it's up to you
why brightness is working full it's gonna look like shit on some maps but some maps
you see if this will work still I forgot how to play this this is a good game by the way
Yeah, I know I knew what I was doing before like I was testing my crouch of fucking moron
Wait, is it gonna- is it- LMG is not automatic?
Oh my, I see you're cheating.
Why am I gonna be the last one to crash?
Yeah, same.
Give me a second.
If you kill me now, you're a bitch.
Where is it?
Kind of yes.
19-20 right there.
Ready?
Oh!
Okay, no, no, that's fine.
See, that's the type of person you are. You're a fucking bitch.
So you went to me and you played it. I mean what?
No, no, that's fine.
Well, you went to me and...
No excuses now. It looks like you know how to play it, sir.
My god, what's dragging you so long, you fucking loser?
A
roll. Wait, you only get one map and I can't. The slide isn't sent to you by the way.
Ah.
of
placing mines, got it
here we are again, that time of the month
you've never told me what you're doing
I don't know what this gun does, I don't get it, I don't get it
your anal bleeding. I can't get ahead of mine. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Hi, PDC. I'm coming down now. Please don't welcome me to the jungle, so please. I mean,
I know I'm doing it a fucking stick like that.
Gragment.
Spear.
What?
Why is it so easy?
Hold that.
I'll help you out, bub.
Oh.
WHAT?!
Okay, he's up there.
Chad, do you know if he's playing on controller or not?
Uhhh...
Okay.
I had a point of truck of cows.
Do you have music?
Yeah.
I don't have music.
You prefied me too and you still got shit on.
Bro, bro, bro.
I mean just hold it.
You know the guns, you know the guns.
You know the guns, you know the guns.
Bro, it's crazy that I even got...
Oh, look at that guys.
Look, look, look, look at that.
Look at that.
I have a crown.
You lost multiple rounds.
I gave you a lot of rounds and I gave you plenty of more.
Why do you have a crown on your head?
Why do you have a crown on your head?
Why do you have a crown on your head?
I want to keep playing or do you want to do this shit?
You're the one that hasn't got anything up there.
You know for a fact, you're going to lose now.
You don't have a crown on your head in idea, I'm the king.
You're not the king.
get fucking batted son yeah this is even shit because I had a ball on my springer shirt
in it like do you like how I did a three man lobby so you could join sir yeah I know
and his friend's only see bunk you just got bumped son let's go excuse the scene let's
stupid the joint it's a pretty easy lobby it's a bronze lobby so you're
really not gonna listen to what I'm doing really later it's me
well we're going to rematch it really you're not gonna rematch you give me
You're gonna bitch out of this there's no way there's no way you actually bitched out of it
There's no way I refuse to believe that I know I know
Oh shit player out of my game next
I mean, I mean, the any time you can win is when I kill myself, so.
Good chat, one of them won't be one.
Next.
Wait, is that a guy that's winning?
Yeah.
I
All that you're so predictable you're so predictable you fucking bitch
I put a mind down guys guys look guys look guys
Because I'm putting mine down look at my gameplay. You see that? Here's a mine
Guys you see the miner right here look at the miner and then look look
Just walk okay
Dude just admit I'm better than you in this game like it's a hearty bit
It's all hitscan, just lock in.
Yeah but I'm on UPing so it's not a scan. I had to predict that.
Okay excuse me, excuse me.
I'm not talking to you, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to you.
Like it.
It's not, it's not, I had to predict a little bit because it's you.
I
What I can do them the weapons better you like there's no way you're interested about this. Oh
hold hold it never hold it hold my entire wood
I mean the rake beats that's why I would have thought
I just got xp'd, see what I'm doing.
This ebay is acting like-
Hey no, I gapped you, I straight up gapped you.
Brother, brother, brother, brother, I got you.
I have blood on my screen when I hit you and you're just like me.
I gapped you, I gapped you, you got gapped.
Like I'm not holding back anymore with you.
You want full force?
This city is going full force?
Buddy, buddy.
You didn't touch me one time.
actually untouched I'm done like no now because I'm not gonna be a dick right I'm
done
Oh
Fished on a 3-3 relax
Oh NAR
The music in this game is so good.
Get chopped up son.
Wait, how?
Get chopped up?
Because I just chopped you up like some meat.
Why? Wait, melee range?
Get a shit.
Huh?
Brother, you're hitting me from-
I'm not even close to you
Well, there it pops up son you're not even close you're not even close to my screen
You just got chopped up like oh and victory gang to know I do it. Yeah. Hey Jesse joined up
Yeah, cuz I've won two. I've won the best of three
The first the first round is a
Greek dog X winner
I actually love how he runs away from rematches like it's insane
I'm good like how low numbers are you how low to run from one to one like it's insane next game. Oh, we fucking shit
No
Next game. I'm down to next game guys. I'm good now
X if you want to play me again give me $8,000
all right now do on any servers do I need to return yeah yeah yeah I thought
that's why can't you let me just like have it you know but because you're
fucking dumbass it's the best of five now so you could like really have it
the map he knows the map it's a fuck like you from spawn you can know the
map I mean you know what the weapons are you fucking loser holy shit look at
Yeah, lower your sense.
My test is in 7.
My test is like at like 3,000.
No, no, I'm watching the taxes.
Bang!
So I guess the cutting middle does no dimension?
Beamed!
Beamed, son.
I lost all my earring so I know I'm not using that gun anymore but my game crashes when
I'll use that gun and I'll get it.
You're level 120, yes.
That fell off.
Boom.
Oh, that's a good game.
I
Sure you want to play this against whether I get hit markers on me you I get hit markers like a literally eight
My games I hit you
After that you win like at this point
Holy shit
but this map is like actually kind of sick
the workshop maps get crazy
yeah what's up I was just driving I was even
you just look he just presented yourself there like he
brother I don't even know what this is like I don't understand like
I don't know the guns and shit
have to flashlight
yeah I mean I got twice the roll
two flashes and a roll
I guess dude, I don't know.
We don't have to play this anymore.
Listen, you beat me at Rocket League, I don't cry like you.
I know you did, but okay.
I didn't!
I did, I did.
I cried like you.
I mean, you're really good at this game.
movement, map knowledge, aim, decision-making, lock in, trigger control, see he knows that
this one taps and he hides at the bottom and wait for me like actually fucking boring
it's insane how boring you are. Oh, winning is boring, got it, lock in. Why do I get
Get three at markers we do that here and I'll get it.
Just kill wax
Wait, did I kill that I don't get it you did a draw yes both killed each other yeah my game buggy
On my game buggy like this game on the other awful brother. I hate you
Twice and I get a draw
I'm not jinxing.
Now what we do?
Now we do play on on any servers, yeah?
That's sure.
No, change the server, you're all right. Change the server.
You have to invite me.
Wait, is it a Bessin 9 or a Bessin 7 now?
Oh, how do you make it private?
Let's just make it official.
I mean, at this point, it's just training for him.
I'm joining you.
get a welcome to the jungle. I go on CL. Invite me. But you put it on friends only or you didn't?
I get it, but it's a friend. You have to invite me. You have to put it on friends only or private and invite me.
Someone share your screen so I can watch it.
I can't join you. You have an invite. Go now, go now.
Can you share your screen? Yeah.
Sure, if you wanna see winners be on there.
Take care.
I want the winning point of view.
I've been waiting to kill one brother.
Go back into the bot and look at this.
I hatched it. I hatched it.
It's only two hits for a kill one.
I had four hit markers and it didn't die.
It's plus a ship.
You know this is going on my YouTube right?
Me being you.
It's going on my YouTube.
We're good.
Oh shit, I'm watching the split screen right now.
This gun is, uh, man, this is so bad.
It's a shotgun and you're trying to lock in range, so.
I mean, I'm running, I'm playing as if I can get silly in the wild and I'm running
like a bitch ass.
your Tracer. Yeah, I can be Tracer. I'm already made a make-up.
Now you're Zoira. From what, Moira?
Oh
Why my first jump worked but I say I didn't work in I don't have
Oh my god, holy shit I
Don't get it. Yeah, you have to like spam space like crazy at the edge
Now look who fell off
Are you playing as you mean there's another the egg is a piece of shit gonna
But why you trying to go for it now
I
Can each line mother do me a favor aim then shoot the fucking loser
What the fuck is this game doing?
Holy shit
You can't reach me like
You're not me
Hey, bitch
Later
What does it mean by that one?
Later, what does that mean?
In a hall like a little round.
Wait, is it a one shot?
Yeah, you got head shot with a Kanye.
What it says.
Oh?
29 months, can I please please please get to welcome
to the Diddy Party Smiley.
What is this dude?
It's just trash. I don't know what that is.
Oh it's a Lucio right click. I can't feel like a suit.
Where is he?
Boom. The grenade.
He knows the bullshit of the game. He knows the bullshit. It's crazy.
He wants to be my little brother, but I'm just gonna say you're my little brother.
Ooh.
Wait, did I not kill you?
I did not kill him.
Oh.
Wait.
What
Okay
You guys just throw I mean you're just you're so predictable. You're just gonna minnow every time like
Okay, no, but I like the vision now hold it
I guess he's just dying or something.
Oh, this is a good map.
Never played it before though.
Nice shot, X.
Okay, well, well, the only skill map gets into the catch.
Oh
No, no, no, no, no, just gonna
Did you get some good sleep off the GSP stream yesterday?
And I just shut up
Just
But I have to learn the map the mechanics and everything else out on the fly he still lose
One-three. Alright, we're done now.
That's the five of them.
Well, I mean, I mean, what would I have? Any servers now?
I mean, let's go ahead.
No, you have three. It's one to three.
He has the chance to go three-three and go four-three and beat you in a best of seven.
Yeah. On a middle of the sea lobby.
What the fuck are you talking about, bitch?
Well, I'm only gonna put the ones where I'm winning on my YouTube anyways, so...
I put my bitch I know you don't really have to know I'm just in invite Jesse
yeah please I don't mind just what I like watching
I know you're gonna get on with that. I had to invite you.
I'm gonna play walking after this. Jesse, uh, join up look.
Oh you wanna do RL craft? You wanna do RL craft later on?
Yeah, yes, I was over there. Where's this yet? You're down the other lobby.
You're gonna make an extra spot. How? Oh, I opened it.
There it is. Good job. You invited him? Bang. Who the fuck is this?
He's gonna join you quickly. Trying. There you go.
you ready kick that guy yeah what was that all right well oh it's another guy
I mean I think it's fine we'll show him I played this game first how do you close
I love you that bitch.
That bitch?
Well, you're a killaxe now.
Do the thing where you killaxe.
How do you fucking...
You're the youngster, you're the youngster.
I got you, I got you.
Okay, join, you can just join with me.
Hold on, I gotta plug in my keyboard, it died.
What?
Jeremy just it's the future bro. Like everyone used to say what you you got a charger mouse, huh?
Like it's just a wires keyboard. It's a few oh, hang on one second. I need give me a second
I need to charge my RAM stick give me a second
Well, I mean I mean a mouse is the pool in your mouth a lot, right?
Well, you don't need to pull your keyboard and so
There's no need I pull a keyboard all the way up to my stomach. Yeah
But you can see if we don't know the old don't let me play. Yeah, I do
I'm not even kidding
I am saying when I got when I what when I got skinny I actually gained differently
I'm getting I always did this
Yeah, I have a weapon. Yeah, you're gonna fight me without a weapon really
You're frozen little Bob
What's up, bro? You're frozen. Yeah, yeah, I play this game
You're frozen the pub genuinely though. This game could be a final do one game, but it made it so boring
bang
headshots
Like
Now I keep talking Kyle because I just froze your ass
How is it oh you sort of got it oh here we go yeah, don't shoot me
Rose
you X
boom
now
this just put me in the entire vibe
that just play custom games on halo
so that not just dog shit
your shit
who's next?
who's next?
holy
I say anything about that
I mean if it's a real gun
who's over here
later he's over here that's unfortunate for you you go
yeah it's i'm so almost there brother i played i really played a little recently like i went to
diamond absolutely three days of playing the game like the game is not difficult
look where my ex can't no idea about this
Well, this is not like some cool like trick or whatever that like you play like there's like some some obscure game
You know some tricks nobody can watch
Bitch
Another frozen Grenade bullshit
I don't know where to turn to your who's who's trying to join the call
I don't understand it. It's just an NPC at this point. I'm not trying to be rude
I
Mean you put all the maps that have like the stuff I've been put over absolutely fucking abysmal it's not I didn't put any maps
This is the internet PC actually
Like this will actually bring audio
I
I'm gonna wait on the phone. I don't I just it's coming
It's only good in the map
You much change maps like all my
Why did I just what the fuck am I holding is this X the fuck? Why did I pick him up? Oh
My god, please
Oh my god that's really good aim.
What is that?
Brother!
Oh this is good.
You have to pick guns up from the top.
Don't slide all the way down.
I'm going to chat face the mind of the game.
Please, wait a minute.
Wait, please get out of the game. It's so bad.
What are these?
These are just the...
These are just little poor little guy.
dead
i mean you just spawned with a shotgun
oh so replacing mines like a bitch
oh my god you fucking pussy
You think goodbye
My cards got good aim whoever that was
Sub to you guys
Boom got you
Excellent though. Bang, got both of you. Bat time.
I just bumped you. I bumped you twice.
You got terrible with the bat, son.
Uh oh.
Imagine.
What are you looking for?
Fucking roll, motherfucker!
I'm a roll, motherfucker!
Let's go to X! Let's go my boy! Talk about shit. Yeah he deserves to talk shit you
probably
kids are sex what is the HP
your dog shit
i am
Alright next game
You get that
F**k
I was getting trapped
I was in the game
Halo 3 Pustums
Forge
Death Ramp
Oh, maybe we'll stay bucket-free.
Oh, are you serious, X?
Really? See, you're just gonna blast.
Fuck it.
You know there's crazy community maps on this, there's way better than these.
I just did this too fast.
Oh, the servings are caspy.
It is a good game, though.
It is a good game, yeah. And we should lock in every day a little bit, or mess.
I made it.
I made it chat who made this game you fucking dumbass no no I hear you but
I'm seeing it can work against me oh we're not wrapping I hear you but I ain't
going to work it just doesn't work against me
watch come here oh my god Stuart
Get his ass, get his ass.
Stuart's coming for you by the way.
Uh oh.
I have a blunderbussie.
He's just getting into a blunderbussie.
Really?
He's a blunderbussie and saying you're back to fucking nowhere.
Oh, where is he?
What the fuck?
He's using useless gun. He's not using it.
You want one?
He's just new.
Wait, I might get a PC there.
Stupid ass, stop doing this!
Wait...
What happened there? Oh, I won!
I was trying to stab...
...with a knife.
Later.
Oh, 2v1, you got it.
Bro, who's they let it to? Me or Jesse?
Later, bitch! I said do you fucking pussy?
Hold it.
Because I'm not doing Mr. Nice Greek anymore.
I'm getting full force on you.
You wanted this, Fx.
Why do you want your server? Because we're scared of you gonna leave it with Lemo on your server as a fucking loser.
Projection!
What game are we playing after this though? Anyways.
I'm a bit of an asshole then.
Right, it's the end, almost.
It's like me versus you.
We got one point to go.
Jesse's got two points to go.
If you win this, you take it all.
Whoever wins this takes it all, by the way.
Oh, oh, my.
That was incredible, Jesse.
You killed me midair.
Jesse's just chasing you, by the way.
Wait, is that a jeep?
No, no, no.
If he wins this in the last game...
Wait, shoot, you have to win this for the cinema.
You just beheaded.
wait wait this is when it takes all
literally when it takes all this is the
last match this is the last match
hold it
actually don't hold it don't hold it
he said goad it though son
he said goad it
I got both of you with that grenade
grenade
So the remains not gonna go around with it. Oh, and I win ladies and gentlemen
Recon X is the winner once again, brother. My guys ruined that I lost the game up against trap taps
So one of the fucking stupid shit if I'm gamers everybody's game is GGX one again. Okay, it's not sharing your screen
What game do you want to play next guys?
20 hours on record 20 hours.
Oh really?
20 hours to get games where it's that close I could never.
My ego would be ruined.
I left my game open for a day.
Not bad.
What else do we have today?
um counterstrike chase openings
look at this, look at this YouTube video I had open on my other monitor
I'm not even kidding
I'm not even gonna, uh, IP tracker link
uh trigger towers, trigger towers
I'm down for that, max wins, great
what's that, what's that?
it's like tetris but you don't need to actually really know
tetris
what's it called?
if no player is not playing you're gonna hear one
mountain blade it
It's 12 pounds
I can buy it
We actually play them
I'm down for anything. I want to play rocket league, but I don't want to do that unless you don't want to
I mean I don't care whatever I'll do whatever
I'll give a shit you do whatever I don't give a shit
You want to do the Halo game? Oh no
I'll do it but they downloaded but we can do that. I mean what game though?
It's kind of a game a little bit. Well, I'm going to have an idea. Halo reach forge death ramp perhaps
I'd be hard for five soldiers for that though
Let's do a Halo another day when we set up for it properly.
Yeah, it's like I'm telling you, it's because you download the main game and
when you're in game download the other game and then you get...
I'll have to do that off stream and just figure it out and then get it ready.
Let's just do rock it because we can just jump straight into it. You down?
Oh, yeah.
It's a game? Maybe?
You know, real? Oh, what else?
We could do... we could do...
I don't know what to say, no, no, no, no, we're using time out.
We're using more than what's in there.
He said Rocket League.
Oh, I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
I don't mind.
I don't care.
I mean, he's just...
It's really, bitch.
What did he just...
And third fight, it has been three hours.
I had to show you in Clash Royale as well, X just said.
Anyways, moving on.
The only reason I said Rocket League is because we can literally launch it right now and
play.
We can do IRLcraft at the end of the stream if you want.
We can do CS2 case unboxings.
Oh yeah, CS2 case unboxings.
What are you all talking about?
We're going to do CS500 cards.
We need to get 5 players off of CS and we're going to play after this kind of game.
That's a full 8, getting 5 people.
Oh well, I can probably get people.
people
tricky towers you want to try that?
when are you starting up the fucking found streams again?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I just flip reset on the streets there.
I made the noise and everything is like choo-choo-choo.
Oh my god, I'm just setting up, nevermind, so my teammate is just gonna, yeah, I'm here.
Oh, she's, nice, she alerts, bang, you X, you X, follow through son, go.
dude this guy didn't hit the ball twice
he just looked at it like me
what? you sure?
love you
Wow, this zero-zero matters though, they're going insane now.
I think he's so sick he met with GSB, with Regulations, meeting another legend.
Much love from Rebecca.
Please welcome me to the jungle right now.
Ah, nice log, I like that.
Sang up.
I missed.
You couldn't have it yet, nice.
Yeah, it's bad, I should have.
UX.
Quickly.
Nice.
Get the guy.
What a save.
Pinching it, so what's that go it's
Bad way, how's that I think it's insane. Thank you. Oh, hey that
Wow
Oh, nice.
Oh, they're same X? No.
Uh oh, I lowkey passed it.
It's been nothing, it's been nothing though.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh my god, that fucking flip was insane.
Save it, Shub.
XQCM.
Uh oh, I need to rotate.
Uh oh, this is bad.
I'll get it out fast.
Oh!
Both of us, both of us are doing great.
Yeah.
Now we both went for the same.
And then it went that way.
Whatever.
50 seconds we get a ball in.
Yeah, I got it.
Let me commit up there a little bit.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Checked off it
Bad news I knew he's gonna punch it
The fact that we had nobody at home and nobody in this thing is it's like a great I should that's it
But look at me. I have to predict I have to predict it little watch
Wait, why you don't have to because I'm like a death thing
I don't feel this, I wish.
Wait, great, great, you seem to be trying to go contestant.
Oh, nice, easy.
Okay.
I mean, I didn't even, I just saw him and I just...
I mean, I didn't do anything. I went towards the ball until it matters.
If I'm going towards the ball, they're threatened that they hit the ball.
That's it.
Two or three is the matter, they'll still hit the ball.
How do you get with this?
Oh, bad new spares, get that out, get it out, X.
Wow, that's better look, no it's like, get that out next time.
Yeah, I mean I gotta squeeze it.
Bad ball.
Oh, my fucking God of Container.
Chop.
Bang, that's how you get it out.
Go.
So you can take all the boosts and do none of the boosts, lovely.
I didn't want anything to re-boost the game so I'm here.
And we can...
I saw it.
No, that was not a show, that was not a show.
I mean, because you can just hit it.
Wow, that's lovely.
I didn't know I had lost my boost, but I lost my um...
I feel like I just cooked.
Uh oh.
Rout X.
Pass it to him, just watch out.
Oh shit, this is bad.
It's fine.
I think I might just pass it to you.
It's okay
Why would you take the boost when you're already full boost you fucking idiot
Sorry for yelling at you, but
Look look yeah. Oh
Oh my god, yeah, and here hit the ball in the fucking in the middle of a point field. I tried to flip
Oh
He couldn't be out for my hypocrisy?
you
you
you
you
you
It's like a 1G.
Okay.
What about like a brand new game that we've never played before?
How much train do you sponsor?
Uh... I'm looking.
I'm down for you guys to do a 2v2 game and I can just sit and watch.
Because that's like, like, you lazy and fun.
What about, what about, um...
Nah, it's just a replay of the video.
What about you guys do Resident Evil 5 and I just sit and watch and chill and do it like that?
No, no, no.
I
Instead of having our craft on the bag on it we just finished it. We just one tap it
I'm the game be done with it like you know I mean
I was just finished the game finish the game. I hate it's in limbo for too long like you know, I mean I'm down
It's it's I
Yeah, let's just finish the game. No, it's I'm down
but you know what sucks?
What?
Remember I gave you my armor,
but you didn't actually pick it up
so it was on the floor and then it do spawn?
Yeah.
Just one.
Yeah, I've never got my new armor yet.
Can I get one from the stone zone?
Well, just spawn it in,
because that's literally glitch though.
Like, because I, you know what I think it happened?
It went under the map.
Because I swear I went AFK at the spot you gave to me
and I, it wasn't there.
Wait, I've got a crazy game that we could play for the next...
It's hard to spawn it.
I've got a crazy game to play next stream.
What is that?
Give me out.
Apex Legends.
I'll play Apex.
For next stream or something.
I think we'll get sniped though, like no joke, like three games in a row.
Even in like Ron Zelo that we're in?
We'll be in shit.
Yeah, we're gonna get sniped every single time.
Yeah, but, yeah, but...
change it makes the game good it makes it just affects you know I mean like it's
like a it's like a blender it's like it's likely playing it's like playing it
the reason I mentioned because we don't play very many BR games other than four
guys which isn't a BR game we kind of enjoy BR games right yeah but I play
PUBG it's just a default like it's like very like yeah I'm not wrong like
Give it a try for like a nighttime, like a chiller.
Unless you want to do like a super locked in,
go to a high rank or whatever, but we'll play with you
so it'll be impossible.
And other players fortnight.
Wait, seriously?
Yeah.
For that build, honestly, you get that plot already,
it's good at building and you just put the game.
No, we have no builds.
You'd have to use controller
Because the controller, AM Assist, is like, incredible.
Uh, but we already did this one before, so...
I love you, man, can I get a welcome to Jumgle if not no worries, still much love?
Sure, we can do it now if you watch it now, okay?
Okay, I'm logged in, it says Scaling Health, it's April Fool's time, he he he.
Huh?
What?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Huh?
No, it wasn't even a build thing. It was like the server.
Yeah, what is that?
I don't know.
Um, so did we end up fixing the traitor problem?
Yeah, we fixed the problem, but we lost like half of the ones that we were getting.
yeah we lost advanced protection for like we have some over here but blue
wash I mean I'm saying you like you like super Gigi did and then just like
locked up
like i had had personal the of the thing that was gg
so we have anybody left in there
there's good ones in there
and i don't like it
if we can't complete it and just do another month
so many months you can do it
Look up here, come.
Oh yeah. Come.
And then M3's good. We have like, Interpreserve 2.
Attersword 4? Yeah, actually.
Okay, that's good. That's great.
But we don't have advanced protection anymore, that advanced fire aspect 2, Viper 2.
Uh, then we need to just get some guy to show up here and just do it, no?
Yeah, well I never I don't know if you uh
You got pay bill bro. Did you ever pay bill?
So what are you doing?
I don't know I'm confused now cuz I I have like my old shitty armor on my dragon armor now
I mean just cheating it back because I mean brother it glitch okay
What are you doing?
Cheating it is so hard to do though,
because I have to get the armor and get the book
and spawn the XP and...
No, no, no, no, you spawn the books.
Yeah, but I don't even remember what I had.
It wasn't amazing, but it was way better than what I'm wearing.
Okay, if you have the traders though,
aren't we all good though?
Like, like...
Wait, what the hell?
Greeks McDonald's order.
Yo, give me the...
Wow. Can you give me the... Just fucking bullying at this point, right?
Yeah. Can you give me the thing then? Give me the thing. The smacker.
Oh, here you go. With the thing?
Uh, here's the thing.
Alright. Chad, watch this one.
So we go over here, and we have a guy, right?
Yeah, hold on.
We have...
That's our only guy that you can...
So make him a max win.
Look for advanced protection 4 or Supreme Sharpness 5.
Or Supreme Sharpness anything, honestly,
because we just double it, double it, double it.
Nah, this is...
See that?
What if we have multiple though?
i think this took him like a day
we didn't pay him for this by the way
oh god
he just made this
uh... guys
what?
i said there's nothing there
did you just really do that again?
it's gg's
now he's killing them
oh my god
why did it send though?
No, don't kill them. Why'd you kill them? I haven't played it
Because he was gonna kill like Max wins, bro. Oh my god, it is one speed
All right, I'm not another anymore
Wait, we can't play can we we have no entrance
I think I looked at the thing guys. I think we should go finish our tower Loki
wait I looked at this thing I think I do not have gear for that anymore I am
fucking cooked I think I looked to this block here which fuck does
Oh, oh, can you start doing that up?
Oh, sorry.
Wait, what did I look at? What did I look at?
I think Greek did it.
Yeah, maybe I did it. I didn't know. Did I do it?
Yeah.
When did I do that?
Why?
How do I bring a guy here?
This way, you run to the sign,
And then you look at the eye over here, but if you look that was actually the last zombie we had in the water
Wait that was our last guy?
Yeah, so we just GGs. So what do we do then?
Yeah
And this is all broken now mine carts
how do you read them no I don't know I literally don't know
we just hot stuck now yeah I think we're just freaking ass at video games like in
Come here, I'll give you the lady of the women that list.
So the only way you can do this mod and progress is to get Max Win and Chance.
Otherwise we can't do anything. We're stuck.
Can we just spawn in like the best gear right now?
No.
I'm gonna key down.
I mean, at least you're going for the Max wins because you had it. I mean, I didn't have it.
Just I don't know how to like really do that because how am I gonna?
Do I like give myself a million XP or like how do I even?
Cool of the hide
Wait, you don't die?
Yes, cool. Oh, you need to get out and you gotta get out
We can get out where yes and move it'll I don't make them make the villagers that we have turned into like
Amalgamations or whatever and don't kill it. I love you, bro
Look about people
Shit Billy fucking played bro
He wiped out the entire town and built a PPO.
By the way, where were we? Like, where's the inside of the other thing?
They croaked?
59 months deep and I still don't know if this is contemporary social experiments.
Oh, where?
What do we even do anymore?
Yes.
like the way that this is that hard like it cannot be this hard so was it that hard
like we said finish a brutal challenge your job yeah but I was kind of like
Carrying out here I had my muscle
I think we could do it
With this gear, I mean I'm doing pretty good. Hold on
Wait, I don't have no fire. I'm gonna die with my game. I go here
Except whatever I'm on my way
Guys I'm here. Okay, let's see what we can do
Are you at the top top
guys this is actually going in
I think we're doing going in
my boots got amending that's not good
Help! Help!
Good work.
Okay, where are the funners at? Where do you think those funners are?
I'm just up here.
guys it not bad I get a bunch of supporters this is good it same
My old armor was on, so I got that out of the way.
Careful.
Plots coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, this is good.
I think it's double.
I'm not gonna get it.
I think it's actually double.
Alright, let's do this.
Okay.
Lots coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, this is good!
I think it's double. I'm not gonna... I think it's actually double.
Alright, let's do this then.
Come on, down here.
Chat, what was that?
Ruster.
Oh!
Come back out. Come down, come down.
Spiderweb...
I
Called buster that like one tap my head
Does later stop funny ever or not?
What they don't what are
I'm sure they do, there's just spawners everywhere.
No, I didn't go spawner, don't break it, there's no time, I need to just keep running in there.
You have to actually break them.
The spawners respawned?
No.
I'll call the hide then.
Where do we go then?
I'm poisoned.
Sony help.
Yes! I killed so much!
That's so good!
Am I that Royal in my nose?
Watch out for this guy!
Nice.
Ow ow ow
Ow, holy, I didn't see it!
Guys, I'm not getting it. I think it's like none left. I think it's over.
There's a lot near our base.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I get those punters.
Guys, what's funny, the minute we call the hybrids, but uh, by the way, these guys is called a hybrids.
If we have no call to hybrids, no punters, I don't think they're taught anymore.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
What are you doing at that level?
Should I know?
That could be wrong because no cares about badges haha right but like
hypothetically speaking for the people who have been
I'll do it
Guys I didn't finish the tower. I'm not getting
Well, I thought we were actually stuck like hard locked in this game, and then we're cooked it
Destroy it next.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Good, good, good, good!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, quick, quick, quick, go nobody, go nobody, quick, go nobody.
I'm here man.
I killed what was on you.
Oh no.
Uh, you guys are getting my loot.
Cause I have to, oh no.
Are you sure?
Guys, I spawned in the village and I had no extra to get out of here.
um well your loot is nice like in a okay i'll i'll come in
i can't go to brutal
this guy just broke you broke my chest plate greek i gotta leave
he just broke my chest plate without much how do i go to brutal i fucking cannot
i fucking cannot maybe i can scroll back in
Oh no
That's cool there guys
That's a weather this was that
I mean, you spawned to me. I'm right here.
I don't think I have any warm holes, though.
Got it.
Hey, Jesse, uh, I'm gonna get a watch out of him.
I'll save my lost chestplate.
Yeah, it makes me sad.
I can make it alive over there.
Like, I'm gonna get a watch out of him.
Uh...
This thing's nutty.
Oh my god.
I didn't die.
I didn't die.
Yeah, you need to kill the handle.
There's like a hand.
Is he like the hand in the ground?
Hand?
There's a hand in the ground and it's like it hits you.
Like a tentacle.
You gotta clap it.
Oh, he dragged me.
Jesse, you might have to go.
I don't have a chest plate now, so I'm gonna get one tapped.
I'm trying to find something.
Um, just get to one of them and I'll be out there dying, maybe, you know?
I'm gonna slide to you again.
That might be a good idea.
Okay.
I hold it in my off-hand, right?
Rick!
Yeah.
I know how to get your stuff, though.
wave it was that way down around was that way there
brother there's there's a fucking bro there's keep falses on left and right
there keep falses you the killer keep off isn't maybe can different on the
ground here
Can't break this oh I almost yeah, I wish to kill the kaphosis
How next thanks for you attack it oh
The kaphosis just hit it. I'm scared
I'm sorry. Is this like a troll skills me. I don't get it
I'm gonna die. I'm trying bro. I'm nearly dead
He's like infinitely healing on your body. The hypothesis? Yeah. And I don't have the
yes coming I'm very my old year
maybe just grab his gear real quick
uh... you know you can't
He was just talking about, oh he doesn't give you, he gives you one more shot and you can get, you can get one shot again.
Can I not say anything?
I'm just getting, I'm just getting pieced up.
Yeah, I'm on HP.
I'm just getting pieced up there.
Oh yeah, this damage is not going to, oh my god, this is just me dying.
Alright.
I'm...
I
Play by that
It says like I have five hearts all the way across do I have the bobble? I'll have the bobble. I have to go to bed
What do you mean? That's what I have the broken heart bobble, which like it gets rid of your heart until you sleep
Oh, you need to change weapons apparently, because those guys adapt to the weapon that
you're using.
Yeah, but there's nothing we do now.
I think I'm gonna go get my loot then, probably.
Like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to empty my whole inventory.
Maybe bow and arrow, maybe bow and arrow on the bitches.
Well, I'm just going to go in there and grab all your stuff.
Yo, chat.
Oh my god.
Rue, my trouse is at that.
But, Kevin, the deposit is going to fuck you up though.
I got this.
Ready?
It's you and Deezer, thank you.
That's Mautrausers.
Mautrausers.
Are you in there, Deezer?
What are these creatures with water everywhere?
Me walking.
I'm out.
You had it.
You had it.
Get out of your stuff.
Dude, no way.
I lost my trousers, babe.
What the- the goat.
What?
Jesse.
That's the goat.
Oh, a weapon.
Where's that?
Oh, a weapon.
Where's that?
Oh, a weapon, what is that?
Thank you very much.
One, two, three, four, five.
So that would be three, four, four, five.
Right?
Right?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Is it?
I did a little bit of trolling, sorry.
I shouldn't have done that one.
Alright.
Being back.
This is too stressful for me, honestly.
This is too stressful.
I have to play for like 7 hours and get my shit going again.
What's going on?
That was me.
My screen's red, my head, my eyes hurt.
I don't want to do this anymore, I'm scared.
It's buggy, it's buggy, it's buggy.
Are you shift clicking it?
Yeah.
You have a backpack on your back.
Oh, that's why.
We need no damage to it.
They've been adapted, bro. We lost.
No, no, I gotta hang on. I'll kill it. I'll kill it. I'll kill it. I'll kill it. I'll kill it.
Where are they?
They're gone. They weren't here when I picked up your loot. That's why it was so easy.
I just didn't want to say that because I was like aura farming, but yeah
So we're good to go then yeah, so what how do we progress now?
Oh, what are you guys gonna do?
Yeah, bro. I I'm not supposed to be here
I'm so undergeared now it's you do for me
Same oh that I'll be that'd be on the wall. They'll be on the wall barely
Let me just cook up a new chest
Oh fuck me watch and I explain to you from
I'm not going, I'm not going.
Oh, no.
I'm dead.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
There, there, there, there!
We're gonna get him!
I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh my god, we're not even close to being gunner.
Oh my god.
Fuck it!
Send it!
We go for it!
We go for it!
We need blocks!
We need blocks!
I- I read it put a- a- a- um.
I'm ready to put a we're gonna be a staircase that goes there
I mean agree yeah but I got some fucking some picking my ear over and over again
I'm coming, this should be okay for now, it's a prop for us to go back to the base.
I'm coming. This should be okay for now. It's prop 4 though.
That's great.
Oh my god
And I use the potion levitation
We oh you have it's not me okay great
It's up, baby
Oh, we do have to build up
at you oh oh you think we could do it we could we could just do that
redstone like pink pink pink pink pink yeah you're gonna block any from
building up Loki yeah you're gonna you're gonna like that you're gonna
I'm not blocking you from building up, okay?
So...
Oh, like this!
Greg, what's up there?
Uh, I don't have building blocks.
Really, bitch?
Oh, I have to go home anyways because I need to sleep.
Why?
Oh, I'm screwed.
Grieg, what's up there?
It's like hell. I don't know what to say.
Can you get- can you water bucket us, maybe?
I know. Maybe, can you say something?
I wish you just warm hold to Grieg. Fuck it. Well, I'm not doing this shit.
Let's bring a water bucket and then we'll warm to him. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm just trying to get out of here trying to go home. I've got water now
I got ahead ahead ahead. Oh, we have burritos and wine and shit. Thank you for those
You know way after I'm telling you
I'm gonna take this take this x think pink pink. Thank you. Hey, we don't even I think now we
We're John that because we don't know what we're doing. I think we should just water bucket it
The misery and hell up here. Is it that is it that bad?
Not really. It's just lonely
I can hear noises gang
I'm gonna get the wormhole.
Also, since you're there responding should in accidents.
It's gonna be hell if we actually get there wormhole under you.
Just make sure they're not shooting to me.
Oh wait, don't accept.
I have to sleep.
Good night.
You guys are lagging by the way.
Cool. Got my hearts back.
What, did you bleak or something?
Rick, I'm going to you. I'm going to you. Except.
Okay.
I'm going to you. Except.
Yo.
Except again?
So I would put the water right here, good, okay so what's up here?
Oh that's water.
Oh that's water.
I think we should remove the flow here.
I guess that's a really bad one.
episode? No.
Fuck.
You ever watch
You ever watch Family Guy with Peter Griffin
in the Chicken Flight? No.
You ever watch SpongeBob the episode
where he's inside of Sandy's Dome area and he needs water?
Yes
Have you ever
Watched scary movie one yes
What happens in it
Baaah.
Go P.
Okay, okay.
So what's up with the water?
Like this blue water, what is it?
I'm scared of it.
Oh.
It's poison.
How do you know?
Touch it.
Oh my god.
Jesse, have you ever watched
that one thing when they did that one thing?
Oh Bob the Builder. Yeah, it was fire. Bob the Builder.
Watch out.
Can you hear the pigeons?
Oh!
I say we just fucking go in there I say we just ram it hard
the vod, the vod
the heads
I didn't feel something
oh guys
oh, just keep going up
just keep going up
uh, there's a grow
I'm up, I'm up
out, out!
I'll do it, I'll do that
I'm leaving, I'm leaving
guys are all coming down here now
yeah
I hope is there another way we can get a spot
just different colors
my heart I don't know
actually I'm not going to lie
you miss what?
I don't want to be the vibe check guy that has to check the vibe every two seconds but I actually miss this
us replaying like games. It's been like weeks. It's been like five days and I didn't feel
like, maybe they did not feel like weeks. I want to come in your spot. I just keep
getting knocked down every time I get hit. Does anybody else getting knocked down every
time they get hit? No. No. So how'd you get up there though? Yo, no mubs are in garbage.
I think these are like two or one mubs. The mubs that we get at the bottom. We should
just go up. You want to check it out and just go up? Yeah, three, two, three, two,
The crumb's not gonna hit that.
Did they thought we were gonna kill him?
I'm looking... yeah.
Oh my god, careful!
Boss, kill him.
Freaking slaughter as we do it.
Nice.
Got it.
Nice.
Nice.
Is the gun lava?
Our guy in the middle with huge stick sword.
The chronic golem.
No, do not!
Do not!
Do not!
He's fucking lava here guys.
He just goes straight through.
And then you do the wall cliff thing where you spam jump.
Yeah.
in the middle no no no no no no no no methodical what's this place I think we
can kill the guy in the middle okay I think we're gonna send it I don't have
a burrito yeah burrito I breathe yeah can you give me a burrito a wine and a
wine commence yeah I would like five bullators you don't believe it that's
I took a bullet all of a while and why is that scroll here?
Ready?
Eating?
Eat it.
I was gonna say don't line it.
Too late.
Hit it.
Go! Go! Go!
Get him down, get him down, get him down!
Keep killing things around you, keep preventing.
Well, breaking the spawner.
Uh oh.
Help.
Uh oh.
Dead.
You dead?
I haven't taken damage.
I'm gonna give him a stone, you guys hit him!
Yeah.
Come on!
We got this!
Nice!
My god
Brutal toys brutal toys
We're not going to pick up the rest of this shit.
My weapons gone under here somebody help me
I
Weapons under here some here it is found it
Guys there's more in the lava there's more
I'm not in the mood, I just woke up, I'm in fucking Birmingham.
It's all there, it's all there, we have everything.
Tell me, yeah.
It's all there, right?
What'd you get?
Um, brother, that's all we needed, it's Brunelkorn.
What do they do?
That's how we trade with the nightclub guy.
He has the best loot?
No, no, no, he gives up the boss for that.
What does that do?
It's how we progress, how we get one of the main bosses.
With the blue coin, you trade for another item, and then you can make the thing that makes it a big boss.
They're saying we missed the guard weapon.
Break, middle block, sentient weapon.
Am I missing things? Get the silver armor, what?
What are you doing with the wings?
Don't get it.
Kill that boy.
Kill that boy Jesse.
Go on here.
Kill that boy.
I know where it's supposed to go.
I just spawned another one.
Uh oh, there's another one.
I just spawned another one.
I spawned another one.
I just spawned another one.
Uh oh.
Kill that boy.
What are you weaponing?
What are you weaponing?
let me weapon it
the poor saint chance being dumb and they don't know
but that was also one guy and he could technically be wrong
fuck I'm confused
no weapon in this room man
so there's none?
is that what you mean is that? there's no weapon in this room?
You need it under the chest
Okay
So many fucking items man, it's so lame break the chest
Break that chest. Oh
Shit this chest is spawning people bro
In there berserk shocking for things that good
Wait, I've got ancient coins. Are they good
wait no fucking how many how many how many how many 23 shit that's not bad
that's good there was nothing in oh wait obsidian underneath the chest yeah
always a break of the didn't in this only one break of the didn't always
one one one.
Weapon is in the shelter.
Well now I'm right there.
There's twenty one.
No, it's not.
You stupid.
Another one.
Another OB.
Another OB.
So where's this room?
Down here.
I just dropped in.
Help.
We're gonna help him.
Uh, you need to come down here, you n***a.
You need to come down here, Nicko!
Wait go go go go go go go go! I'm gonna go up! I'm gonna go up! I'm gonna go up!
No! I need help now!
I can't!
Go!
Go!
I can't see anything.
I- I guess.
Oh my- I should've come down here.
Love you all.
Uh, yeah we're getting- we're getting uh- I'm getting reds.
See you.
My loot's gone forever by the way.
Yep.
Yeah, but I gotta ask though why did you dig straight down though and then drop it
like all the blocks went underneath me and it dropped me in like a trap okay I
want to know it why did X Tommy to go in then he didn't go in because I was
getting us the way out like but I put the waterfall down we could go back up now
we have a waterfall we can use I go you stupid
anyways so that's just a five that's not even when Max armor we don't we don't
that it's what you are like I'll be
gonna say they were brother there was
more spotters there was more spotters
and they were blocks it brother and
these dudes were fighting cringing the
head yeah I was I had two hearts and
each thing because of the bubble I had
like I just had no health
Oh who's Sunic? That's Billy. Oh, he's an intro dragon.
I think we need to stick to kids games. Wait, this is a kids game. Have a mind.
But I'll never get my little back. There's no way to get a little back.
I don't know what's a race ringing. What is a race ringing?
What the hell's an arga is lagging my whole PC right now?
What's a race ring?
Jesse you know how long it's gonna take to first to get all the back and
Can't return to which you're looking up. Well, I just Billy gonna spend the next 20 hours grinding the enchants
But he said he has to low key I have to visit my grandma, but she can wait I guess yo
Yeah, yeah, she can find a way she can find a way
There's a girl about me by boo me
It's depressing I don't like the fact that we're giving up it's making my head like her I can't explain
No sense.
What chest though?
Yeah, we can get those in last stage barely.
Are these race rings all those?
Brother, we lost.
I got a PB area.
Why are these good though?
Yeah, the steps on those are fucking kind of dank, yeah.
Wow, 100% attack damage.
I'm so nice to speak all right believe it or not I'm going to say something very controversial
I'm hungry right now for some reason all right all right how do I get the good stream
XQC
Oh, I know I could just step for the mile to my old buddy right?
What's the year called oh?
Yeah, it's called um
Apparently you can go lost cities and sneak around and actually get the rings that we need it
I was just walking around but maybe it's too
I need to see this right?
Do they see in this?
Okay, let's not go there again.
I missed the days when we were just doing the dungeons in the normal areas.
We were still flying like this, by the way.
We have no visible button.
Easy to make though. It's just a post of night vision with a fermented spider eye
It's easy to make you just need a toe of a dragon and I have a ghoul a
Tongue of a giant and don't forget the hair of a gobbly goop once you have all those you can make a
Pre-potion and what the pre-potion is you need to add that to make the
The deadly tag, the deadly tag shield, they get a wobble suit.
Yeah, and different about the Flabbergads toe.
Can't wait to do that.
Fingernail.
Yeah, you need 10 Flabbergads toenails in order to make a goobly meat and a bobble a bob.
Once you have all those, then you can make the potion of starting.
Once you have the potion of starting, you need a bubbly gumbly gumbly bump and a skibbly bubbly bump.
Okay.
Alright guys, I've got a good idea.
How about we just all get in the circle and sing kumbaya my lord?
Well you said ultra for I ultra for that was just my bad. That was like crazy. How quick I did fine
It's fine. I don't blame you. Let me just try to go to my body real quicker
Now I'm just used to that in life like when things get tough just like give up
I'll set my diet honestly and I could get a recall potion
Chad, the mother of all of you can still be there, right?
I lost all my muscles, too. I had so much muscle.
Wait, but if he gets all the loot, though...
My muscles go down now.
Alright, I can't warm hole. I need to do the other one then.
You need to do paper, rotten flesh, pearl.
No, no, no, I need to watch for those ones.
What are you going to do?
You know what's going to happen? We're going to end stream and I'm going to be so depressed that we didn't do anything
And I'm going to get to bed depressed
So there you go
On paper
All right, I've got a good idea let's do drugs on stream equal 60k viewers
That's like
Why does everybody hate me? Why do I love to hate my life?
What?
He died to a secor.
So I had it, but I forgot to crawl out.
That was incredibly close though.
There's a grave scroll here.
I actually had it though so where is the I do it again
No, no when I pearl was gonna do chat it's gonna bounce me out
What body is that, a real body, though?
Oh, true.
Oh, Jesse, sir.
I can't believe that.
Increase me every time.
We should TNT this whole base.
Do you ever think there's a server where people log off as soon as they see somebody?
Like, oh he's logged on, I'm getting off.
A hundred percent.
Hey, let me borrow one out.
Jess, do you think we'll ever be skinny?
hmm now I don't want to be skinny though oh I have fear fear of presents like
like culture shit I guess you cannot recall either do you think we'll be
less funny if we get skinny no that's just a myth
myth busted
same I do think there is like some psychology to it though there is a
but you get more confidence but that's so but then you have to know you know I
mean there's stuff to it
why you need to acclimate everything that you you're expecting to acclimate as well right yeah yeah yeah like you
because then you're like on top of the world but in your world not everyone's
world but then yeah but I would have to open up that for a sheet here that's
That's what I can recommend.
This time.
Screenshot.
And beats.
Beats time.
I'm ready to beat each other off.
Just make a crazy beat and let's lock in.
We can't make it in Minecraft.
Dream already has it.
Now what are you going to do here?
Watch this one.
Okay.
Oh my god, it's beautiful.
Oh my god, yes.
Oh my god, yes.
Do that one.
Oh, here.
Dude.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes, it's a classic.
I hate that.
I hate that.
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.
At least just classic.
You know what you could do?
I don't know if you know this, but in its place, you go to Prius.
presets and you can pick out serum to presets from slice yeah you just drag
them in these are just like the preset shit oh my god go back on that one why
you go home I told it what about one no no no you're doing it you're doing a
new thing why because you see a preset of a loop then you get excited because it's
I'm going through the vortex! Stay with me guys!
Okay. That was a matrix off.
Dude, that's a sad robot.
It's okay, buddy.
UK beatbox beatbox.
That could go hard.
That was kinda nice, I'm not gonna lie.
For a preset on here?
Yeah, you like that?
Yeah, I used to hear him too as well.
Oh, maybe your lead is bad for a quarter.
No?
Got a splice, bro.
Alright, lights on!
Baby, I miss you.
Why won't you come back and come through?
It's been like a week or two.
What is that, autocorps?
What the hell?
Well, you know you don't use that?
No.
That was like the other week.
I was doing it.
Pumping it.
Yeah, once upon a time, she was in a hut. I don't give a fuck. Looking at my hut.
Yes sir.
Yeah.
Then, she came to me. She looked me in the eyes and she came from the stars up above.
She looked me in the eyes
But she could see that I was cries
I'm done with your lies
Just give me the fries, I'm hungry boo
Just look at you
Yeah bitch, if you don't give me the fries
I'm done with you
We're through, we're through
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
They just put that big man
Put the fries in the bag
I'm gonna say I'm...
I'm missing my dad
Yeah?
What? How did you just change one thing and it ruined the whole thing?
There's a little left, left, left
Oh boy, nice
I'm tired of all the disses 8 I productions productions
Um, I like I just do this at the beginning just to see what it would be like, um, did
the DJ to tell now, tell now, which one?
It's it's down, down, down, then up, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
Sorry, you're so beautiful.
That's what you do.
Got it.
One higher probably.
Yeah, he's out of-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
yeah, I owe it a free big proxy of the pistol.
I think I fixed it.
This has potential
Yeah, I actually want to have this as a reference so that we can
He really did something he did get so much better
proud of you
I love it, yeah
huh
i bought that
yeah i'm a hero
ah i'll see you for
hey i'll give her four
oh
give her four
shimon le mong
oh shimon le mong
holy
Get back on that one!
Get back on that one!
Back!
Back!
Back!
Back!
Let him cook!
He's good!
Get back on one!
M'am?
He's got it, it's present.
How's it?
Get over here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How's it?
Get over here.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I don't know.
How's it?
oh
15 seconds to lock the countdown maybe maybe I'm on the way to the moon yeah
Yeah
Yo
Fifty minutes to blast off
Yeah, whoa
Mood awesome
Reminds me of my eyes by a saffron
Fifteen seconds to count down
Yeah, oh, yeah
I'm on the way to the moon, I'm on the dark side of the moon
Yeah, I've been in my zone, but you could be there real soon
Ooh
Before they're about to leave
The stove won't turn on
Yeah, so I'm gonna speak to the trinidad through that gunna
Thankfully
My stove won't turn on
I like it.
Give me some, give me some, um, if you have both hats, where do you put the open ones?
Any thoughts?
Like, you know, like you could, you could have it in like every four, you could do it
Hey, you can do every two on the first of the bar.
To do often, I think.
Yeah, to you.
You can also time it with a stare because you could, you know,
and I mean, like, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no more Mr. Nice Guy, just give me the rice guy, please baby, please
don't make me ask the rice guy, I just want the rice, my guy, I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
All Rose, lead the photo.
They will miss the nice guy, just give me the right guy.
Oh yeah, yeah.
La-bala-lam, yeah.
Just Mr. Beguangzilla.
Wada Begonzilla.
Shibala-banshanzilla, yeah.
Smoking on Amri-fam, yeah.
Holy.
If there are mispositions, how do I fix them?
You guys, did you miss what this is?
Yeah.
Yeah, but we got killed.
Now she's dead.
Yeah.
Eating an A, control A, control U.
And I'll make sure they're centered on the line.
Control what?
Control A, then control U.
Pretty sure.
Or what's the auto line?
That's the auto line control cube
there you go, everybody's on the line now
big man king, big man king we are
DJ turn out, eat that nail
That's the one.
That's that one.
That should be alright.
What's it called?
It's your tag.
Wait why don't we do the ones?
Oh it's...
Bro, it's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
What are we doing?
Holy crap.
Wait, I don't even know what happened to it.
You can't do it with that thing.
You have to add it manually, because it sounds like too robotic.
The woman in my high hat said it, and then you just got to send that, no?
You might have put something out the jeep.
I think the auction could really fucked it.
Like, where's my- where's it at?
he's got these removed
There you go
Press start to play
Go to your chair to make the impact in second. It's like so delay. Oh
Yeah, hold on
Yeah, yeah
Okay, that or you actually just have it on the wrong note, which on the wrong time, which
couldn't be possible.
What other, what other, what other is difficult to set in here, though?
piano, organ
I like that better. Maybe put the lower on the low, the lowest one, one down low.
Like this?
That sounds beautiful, like.
What's this ttttttttttttttttttttttt?
You gotta get rid of that, bro.
Just a hi-hi, you make.. listen, you have to make a full lasagna, right?
on you right figure out all the sounds you want you make a lasagna and then you separate
the lasagna the way you want it to be you know yeah see I don't like these are too
empty as a sound what about a keyboard
Oh, we're going to back on that one!
It's baited.
Did I get baited again?
Yeah, by a sequence. You get baited by any thing that's a sequence.
Yeah, no, not by drum loops. He's going to fucking use all of it.
He's just going to put drum loops in the piano roll.
Is that ready?
What I'm saying is just, um...
Yeah, that's right off.
I used to get baited a little bit, but I realized that they just made a song out of it.
Oh, to orchestra, possibly.
if you do
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
then jesus came down
oh i actually liked that
hahaha
yeah
forgive this ass
forgive this ass ass ass
look
when i do this i do this instead
when i do this
bang
bang
we'll put the one we had earlier right
ooooooooh watch this yeah this is actually gonna work
you go in here
and instead we put the piano one
fuck it
right?
the
what was it all
we had a lead right?
No. Thank you. Thank you.
What is that? What time was that sent?
And then we go to flex, watch this.
And then you go to all and you do choir.
Holy.
I heard that.
It's so bad again, but explain why this is going over it's going over. It's so good. Why is it going over?
Just just cut it just cut it to the fire
Last note at the end
On the beat
I'll see it.
It wasn't that one.
It's on the actual, yeah, those, you have like a little, you know.
Clat, it's on the clav, really.
Yep, well done.
Yep, there you go.
Well done.
And then I got...
You can just delete that clav, honestly, just get that shit out of there.
Yeah.
Okay, so what's, okay, it was just banning.
You get real sick of time, what's the world like to change?
Yeah, time will make that change.
I like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyone know that boy?
That boy is just so soy I hit the bar in England.
He's being exposed, man.
One under is too much.
He told me he said I'll forgive you if you'll see
Kanye West comes in like yeah
That's all he says
Yeah, good enough for me
Um, what is it? What is this need except for everything? I
That kid I'm good kid Well like I get melody as well because you know
um and it Anyways it sounds like an intro to a video game
then please
don't
don't
don't
don't
HELLO!
I'm out of here, just take it easy.
HOLY! GET DOWN THE SHOOTING!
I
Thought beats howl yeah, thank you that one. What would you put it? Oh, no, I just do one of the piano all I
Fuck it
general and then do what I mean
Just like get in there zoom control zoom a little bit. No, so it looks a little so we can get in there
And then
I don't know, the second one.
And then I reset it and make it so that it's like every other.
And you get rid of the one in the middle.
That's to get rid of the one in the middle.
Just right-click the one in the middle.
And also the one in the middle over there as well.
Yep.
Yep.
I think it's another one.
Hold on, what about this?
It feels weird of that.
Now go.
Holy.
That one's gonna be a better sound than whatever it is.
All the way in my snare sucks.
Yeah.
It's a piece of shit.
Do every other one, not those,
we're gonna do the other one.
These all suck.
But I can't focus on it.
I can't, I can't, my brain's not there.
Why are you panicking, there's no rush.
You have to make like the album.
No, no, no, but it's like one of those where you can tell.
It's acting like the album's got to be released in about a month.
Well, the issue is you don't really ever want to kick in the half-bass.
They're all the same.
That's like, you know.
Well, yeah, of course.
You do, you do.
You do, you do.
You do, you do.
You do.
You do.
You do.
You do.
You do.
You do.
You do.
You do.
You do.
Maybe we make a beat, Loki.
Why? We'll make the beat together.
What I say guys is making a melody.
Making a melody is awful.
Yeah, I'll be on PBM on, I think it's Wednesday.
Wednesday.
Are you making a song or are you disjudging?
I don't think I'm disjudging. I don't think I'm...
I don't have a... I don't have a song? I don't think so.
You got a little bit of that.
Do you have enough time?
Uh, but...
Yeah, we just do it all night.
I like this. It's kind of chill.
You like this?
Yeah, put some...
Yeah, put some...
Start working on your kicks, maybe.
Just get a better kick pattern, so it's like...
It should be...
Here.
Here.
Here.
Yeah, like that Jesse's so good with the drums like he literally plays drums for a living
Oh
My case that they are here, so
All right, what would you do? I'd go like one two
One two one one one one two
Holy
You're so locked in
You said a lot to me with the ones you know that it faster don't don't yes yes and they're
don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't between the two in the middle
of the two to the three don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't
Yes sir.
It needs to be a little bit.
Triple it.
I don't even have a triple it, but.
Don't, don't.
Not less than, listen.
Don't, don't.
Don't, don't.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Don't, don't.
I see it, I see it.
Keep those three though,
and then you add two at the front, I think, right?
Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, with a delay.
That's too close.
That one of the line a little to the left, the one before the three, little left, making
the left notch right.
Yeah, make it to where it's even between the left, that's right.
Unfortunately, that's the right side.
On the left side, keep them up, and then make it even.
Yeah.
And now back, control Z, put it back, and then put one on the line as well, so it's
don't don't don't yeah make sure it's on the line though it's awful nothing there's no
too much then it removes the last one yeah the last one of the three second three the last one
that one yes that's perfect and then put two on the last one as well yeah two of the last one
right there yep here we go and now this is where we go crazy now get rid of the those two
Trust and then put that the one you just had now please and then get rid of the middle one
and then hold right click at the top of the black to the white to the five
at the black at the top hold right click white yeah hold right click and to the five to the one
wait why doesn't let him do that
Okay, control A, control B. It copies them.
Now what you're going to do is a mix up on this other side.
So don't, don't, so play it now.
So now you have like two, you'll, you'll have variation on the second half of the
kicks.
Right.
So watch.
down down down down down down down down down down and then maybe you can hit a
thump thump thum thurr, like a big one of those... yeah yeah like the multiple kicks
yeah
and if you wanted to you could change the tune on the last one to make it
du du du drum you can make a PRES... you just make this just like a
slight bit of variety on the second half of the bars
That's going to be, oh that's going to be like...
Perfect.
Perfect.
Holy, that's fine, yeah.
That's so hard.
So now what you would want to do, right, is right-click only the kicks on your channel rack.
Yeah, I would do that.
On your channel rack, just right-click your kicks and then like separate them from channel.
Oh, kick, yeah.
No, you would right-click it.
And then uh, uh,
that's, uh,
is that what he's going about?
For Gore.
I have for Gore.
Hold on.
Let me,
what,
what about if you just copy paste with this or this shit,
then you start,
I figured out right click pattern one at the top top.
Yeah.
At the top top pattern one at the top top.
At the top top.
And then, uh, do, uh, right click it though.
I'll split by channel.
Split by channel.
Oh no.
And then grab all of them.
Now just erase everything.
All of that.
Don't matter.
Get rid of it all.
And then grab all of the ones on the left.
Grab from that and then hold shift.
Grab the bottom one.
Nar.
Hold shift and then left click the bottom one.
And drag.
Okay, oh my god, lots.
Now bring it to the one, no you're good, just bring it to the one.
Holy FL.
And then double.
B.
Blyat.
And B.
There you go.
I was smoking Danjabi out the window, yeetin' boy, yeetin'
Shippin' up, dancin' up in your mouth, yee, motha chum motha
That's not hard
It's a cool little learning thing right, like that helps the body to prevent and separates everything now.
Yes, it is.
We're really seeing it.
If you think that's the way you have like the ones on you cooked.
Big...
I was right.
Look at that.
Big...
Big...
It's hard to find um...
What's a plucka?
Oh, wait.
It's back on the Harley.
Oh my god, let's do that.
You build a melody on this bitch now.
So you hit the.
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Can he speak, can he speak?
I think he could speak to us this from his feet right here.
Oh, no, you're hiding it.
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
All right, uh, where?
You're cooking, like, he's on.
Well, this is trash.
Make a new.
What?
So I would do, right?
Yeah, go ahead.
Well, you can still learn a lot from this, though.
It's not even about making something good, it's just about learning some shit.
Alright, you do what? Maybe some keys?
Yeah, like some keys and then go to the pattern that your chords are on so you can actually see the chords when you're overlaying it, you know what I mean?
Yeah, like this?
Yeah, so like, yeah, you're on it, right? Those are the chords, so then you would add an instrument to this, yeah.
Like something that you'd want to make a melody to.
Like how maybe like piano keys or like a synth lead or
You could go guitar you could go
Anything like that fucking guitars fucking dude anything that's more staccato staccato means like more plucky like it finishes fast
Yeah, can you oh, Jimmy, can you hit us with the staccato? Yeah, and then hit it with a park
Totally LA is that what accent that?
I mean this could work though, like you do like some weird shit, yeah CC you can see
the chords. You need a piano. You need to get a piano, like badly. He has one. So how
do you know when to put it on? It would be in the D. You see where the C6 is? That's
like, go up to the C6 where you see the gray. Yeah. Yeah, put it on like, you can actually
see the notes that it's supposed to be so you can play around those notes. So like, yeah,
keep doing what you're doing now. Sure. Yeah, exactly. And you go down, down, down, down,
down, down, down, down, whatever the hell. You can go.
um
You're making
There we go good and then you can get a control b thing and the second one I have a little bit of a differential
So do the control a control b
Yep, control B. And then you can put differential on this second part, for example.
You see the unimpressed face of the code?
And maybe you're just going to have to remember that you have to split channels on this pattern after.
How do you cut those in two? Maybe...
Oh, cut. Hold on. I think I know what's that.
Well, you can make... You can just...
You can just highlight all of them, control, split them in half, and then control V,
and then just put them next to each other. You know what I mean?
Yeah, but...
Just like, make them...
No, there's a cut command. Chopper.
I am the ghost.
Nice luck.
It doesn't do it right though.
So what does Chopper not work?
Is it that?
It's my way to the highway.
So you see what he's doing though?
What do you mean? Well it's because you're gonna have to split the channel.
Um, oh what I would do though is just grab all those, those ones in the back?
Yeah.
Or any of them.
Oh I have an idea, I have an idea. Fuck it.
Exactly, yeah, yeah exactly. And then split the ones in the half.
What's the one that sounds like?
Hold on, hold on.
Oh he's doing a thing.
I like it though, it's hot though, wait it's hot, it's hot, it's hot, it's hot, it's hot,
I like it. It's funny that until they go back to normal
please it's good back to normal okay and then grab the back ones yeah sounds
like a kick what you get right yeah I don't do it anymore okay okay then well
if you're done with this melody what you should do though is change the second
Yo, this is hard as fuck. Hold on
You know what I do when I'm out of ideas, but really it's just what I do all the time. Watch this
What's whatever it's called? Now I control 8. I'll take all day
This that's what I do. Oh
Not bad, see this is what I do, I'm like a one tricker, I like that though that's it.
Yeah flip it once, big toe, big bro, flip it we go, mm mm digi-x on the flow, look at
my toe you are my bro look at that bird yes it's a crow look in for a little
here and there in fly he doesn't know
you have it at a point that was insane it sounds like a sounds a bit like you
I think we can get like three keys for a program like a key generator.
It's like...
It's not about how it sounds, it's about what he wants to try.
No, I think it is because I double-opposited the thing that he was doing there.
Hey, I wasn't insulting him, Jesse.
I was just saying it sounded a little bit like a key generator.
But now there's something. He's hit him again.
I like it, though.
I like this one, it's my favorite tool and the whole thing is the Alpeggiator and then
you just fuck with this because like you did like inverse it's alternates.
I never fuck with that, so it's kind of cool.
Can you put three levels on this bitch?
Where?
We hold up.
Oh my god. Like, keep up, little kitty.
I would just say any of the ones that sound too high or too low, I would just grab them and just trap control up arrow.
Control up arrow all year.
Make it deeper? Can you make this deeper?
Like, deeper. Like, boom boom.
It is good.
Now add a nice like 808 in the background.
This one actually has a couple of good 808s.
They're back on the other one.
Please, please X.
They're the one before.
That one, yes.
This is good.
Yeah.
This is good.
Yeah.
That's nice.
Okay, this would be good if you could put some mixing on it and make it sound more like
a guitar.
I can do that.
Tick-a-tock, tick-a-tock, tick-a-tock.
You know, like, or even like, a base doing it?
You're so lucky.
Sorry.
Oh, wait, hold up.
What's up?
I think that's the ass of Captain Omega.
There he is.
Love that, though.
It takes you places to take high, low, medium to the sky and back.
Oh, okay.
You can pretty much do the finger tapping bass guitar with this, then you can get it done.
Yes sir.
That was actually cooking.
Now we're producing.
The antithesis is kind of hard.
Hey now you're doing it.
not what I actually could be.
Now, let's do something.
Hey, Ant, this is kind of hard.
Hey, now you're doing it, Jesse.
You don't need to yell at me for that.
And they're pretty good money for that.
You yell at me for doing it.
Now introducing the Apple Air 5G.
You can take it anywhere.
Library.
School.
And it's lightweight and fast.
How is this not hard as brick?
This is fucking straight brick.
It feels hard.
Wait, what did you just do there?
Chainsaw.
You're super low?
Super low, it's too low, I would control it.
Yeah, that's because it's a level,
I think the range is good.
Chet, I think it's like I arched too many times, right?
I think I kept arping.
Chet, I kept arping, that's what made it to do that, right?
Nope.
Well, why don't you just accept it
and grab the bottom ones and then just control
up arrow them just so they don't hit the bottom?
Like the ones at the bottom just grab those bottom.
Let me show you, let me show you.
Ready?
You take this, again, and I'll just redo it.
Oh, I'm pretty hard.
It will break, it will break it.
Uh-oh.
Just so you have to be honest with them
and tell them it's dog shit.
It's not about it being dog shit.
It's about learning something.
Exactly.
This sounds beautiful, by the way.
I like it.
I like this, it's like a grant that fodder like start screen kind of thing, which is
an improvement, no which is literally an improvement from my dad.
What?
Yeah, it is.
It's like complete this robbery in five minutes.
five minutes
oh my god
do what you think to this
i can ride my bike with no handlebars
no handlebars
no handlebars
i can ride my bike with no handlebars
no handlebars
no handlebars
look at me
look at me
this is gonna be a lie
No, you did great though.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, I like this.
Yeah, I'm just being straight up with you, bro.
You've got a lot better.
Yeah.
Is this fire?
I'm lying.
Good one.
Classic.
I actually like this.
The actual sound of the dope.
It's not like you're tapping on some wood.
You know what wood?
It's like you're like, yeah, and you're like,
you're kinda snooping around,
but you're kinda like a badass while doing it.
Yeah!
Like a hitman level.
You need some bass on that.
You need to hit it anyway.
Oh!
Well, my OSE budget, budget, budget, budget.
Yeah, where's the OSE?
Oh, I've got the bullshit I already know.
I've got the nothing, I've got the, oh, yeah.
Don't you go copy my flow, yeah.
Yeah, I'm back on fries now. Please just cry now. Give me the fries though. Give me
the fries though. Yeah, I like it. Hold on. Well, I don't have an idea. Fuck. Fuck
No, I didn't.
He lost his idea.
He said, hey...
I need 808 on that bad boy.
But I really cannot.
808.
Oh my god.
I died but let it go.
Market Cheetah shit like this we call it deep.
Fucking...
Yeah!
I don't even care.
Lavender town
You have to change a couple of those that's true that you hi now
Let me just manually change them in and just fix it so easily what do you mean many fix it as in like you just go
Into the thing right and those ones that are too low
Oh, I like them and then just control up arrow them and move them out of the lows
What I don't think that's a low level. You do that the part when you are pit and if the program says no, thank you
Wait, that's weird.
How do you undo that?
Oh, you uncrypt them.
You know what I need to learn as well?
Is the bass, like just basses, you know, like a normal bass.
There's good 808s in here, on Flux that I used to use, just look for 808s.
Are you using 808 instead of 808?
Yeah, you go 808 and then they have like a clean boost at 808 that's actually not terrible on this.
Oh my god, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
I think I want to, okay 808s, the one that, the one that I have or the one that the program has.
We'll try it in Flex. Flex actually has a pretty decent one.
Oh.
That you can just use for now.
Like this, like you got a, like this and you, uh...
on the left side you'd look right away it's yeah there you go 808 I think it's
called but nothing the sound over there sound fuck you would need a whole
separate thing right there follow it's called the base note no
yeah so you I would move the ADD 3 LC so you when you put anyway you remove the
three way see this
Hello, excellent from me. Yeah, we're getting rid of that. Yeah, we're over doing
Yeah, you know because you know because you can't when you put it away, so then you're gonna remove that
Right. Yeah. Am I wrong this? Well, these are gonna be doing the same job. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah
Anyway, it's tambourine apparently tambourine
is there's an 808 that's driven, is 808s?
I liked 808 Clean.
I don't know if it's still on here.
Yeah, 808 Clean.
But that was Clean Boosted.
I think it's just called 808 Boosted.
You're welcome.
Well, do that one.
I can understand that for some reason.
And I wasn't saying.
You do.
He's in trouble.
The DJ Tonel. Eat that Tonel. It's fresh, fresh, fresh.
The reason why I was saying to use flex, what's nice about it is it doesn't have the cutoff,
so you don't have to do the cutoff timing. Like fuck that, you can also do the cut itself thing.
Oh, yeah, I know what you mean by that.
Yeah.
All right, mate, go really high so you can pitch it right.
Yeah, start here.
Why is it like I just died?
Why is it like I just died?
Holy pump it up. Don't you know pump it up. You've got to pump it up.
Yeah, you go like this.
Like this. Like that. Like this.
like this. Okay. Oh my god. Wait, who is this guy? Yes, sir. And then you would do
like this. And then you hear it's three, but it's not three. It's just your loop is
weird right now
I think the sound sucks
He's coming in the shadows
He's watching you in every move you make
You're not gonna hear this merely gonna hear that
I'm listening
He's making me live
Why noise allowed?
What the fuck happened?
I don't know, I just fucked it all up man
Oh wait, yes I'm a bird, I like to fly, yes I'm a bird, yes I'm a bird, yes I'm like to fly.
Because I'm a bird
Yeah, I like to fly I like to move
Well, I'm thinking I am a bird
I like that
It sounds like your mom when she's in the morning making breakfast.
No, it's still on you in Minecraft.
Oh man.
Okay dude.
Really bitch.
I'm just gonna do the anvil thing.
Oh.
That's more cheese for a long later.
Yeah.
I'm gonna show you this thing.
I got my favorite stuff.
Something that I like, right?
Or just...
I'm just gonna do the anvil thing.
I'm just gonna do the anvil thing.
I'm just gonna do the anvil thing.
I'm just gonna do the anvil thing.
Well, some of these sounds are never-
It's the volume of that freaking thing.
Well, we don't need to not look at it as something-
Some of these sounds are secret then.
It hurts and flicks.
Yo, don't tell them!
Really, man?
Yeah.
So, it's a boy who already used all of these sounds.
hold on can you slow down the tempo or let fuck everything go up
let fuck everything go up
sometimes it fucks it
better
you can actually shoot the camera
and then you have to fucking slow this on an electric guitar
it's like
I
Reversed the fucking melody into a calendar with a guitar
York straight cooking son like
He's
I'm not sure it is Halifab.
Guitar, electric, and then we go to future punk records, bang!
Let me go to play.
Put this in and inverse, how do you inverse it?
Right click the thing, the actual main one.
Or you can control shift, you make it waveform, right double, left click, inverse.
Alt Y then as he says it.
Flipper you do that yo yo yo yo yo
Wait, I'm learning right now by the way. What was that?
No, that'll be how I thought of the one but
No, but it's a pretty good article right there a vertical
What you watch here?
That was that one make it a higher make it a lead
I like that you just need to put mixing on that guitar and make it way above everything else.
You might even be able to throw sound goodizer on that motherfucker.
Literally just save it off the rip.
Mmmm sound goodizer I like using that.
Where it puts the mids up real high and stuff so it kinda takes over the beat.
In a future that comes to me shortly
I miss my mom
I miss my dad
I miss my grandma
It's off tune though, it's off beat
Yeah, it's synced with the other, the same thing
Like it's synced
Like the counterpositon as melody, which is I think why it's doing that
Like what if you just delayed it by a little bit?
Wait, what happens if you like
What's the thing good?
What is that?
I think that's this.
I wish you would un-grip those and just change those little notes.
Oh! What's that?
It's the Kaniwessbong.
I think it's hot.
What, you like that?
Yes, it's like a Kaniwessgobby.
Yeah, imagine you had like a snare.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
This kid is ridiculously-
The track is ridiculously hard.
You know what it's like, a marching band here?
Yeah, but it doesn't it doesn't exist though. Where is it?
This is like a this is a type of be like oh there is
No why you're back
See
It's still there.
It's too high.
You can just act like another son on with it.
Like you can...
Do you like the...
Like a big noise on that?
Like...
Like a stomp on the cracker every time.
That's good.
That's good.
It's a bit higher.
That's basically where you were.
That's good.
That's good.
Now we have so many sounds that it's complete before you edit it, it was good.
The original.
It was like perfect before.
Yeah, that's, um, how about, how about, how about, next sentence?
Yeah, you did great.
That was a good learning sesh.
Yeah, that was fun.
You remember how I did the thing, the Control A, Control B classic?
Control A, Control B.
Uh, yeah.
What does that do?
So, H2, control A, standardize it.
On the lines, control B, copy paste it
on the next month's second.
Well, control Q does the standard thing,
but the control A grabs it all
and in control B, paste what you do.
Oh, the way it grabs the scene,
control B extends it to the double bars.
Yeah, that way, if you wanna have some differential stuff
going on, like in the melody,
on the second half of a melody,
you can split it like that
and then do some changes on the back half.
Okay, and then alt y for reverser
Yeah
You taught me about our P. Gator and about serum auto quarter. Jesse. Thank you a lot of your shit beats
You put if you're about to get up on it
before you give up always
Put that show on an opportunity lucky and that's what I get what when your beat is shit
You better give on it slide into the arpeggiator and see what's up cuz you never know
I have a lot of giving up songs.
Yeah, what you do, you remove the bottom line base root, right?
The bottom root, right?
Root note, you only need to do one at a time.
And you arc those motherfuckers way up.
Range of two?
Yeah, I threw this one away.
You want it?
I'm not a sucker.
Wait.
Oh, my keyboard's freaking dead, dude.
We're going to call this one the Grank.
here you can have this one holy this is one thrown away beat
The drums go hot on that.
I don't like this one, man.
This is like, uh, like, like, don't, don't miss the others winning.
He's the other's wedding, and he's like running to make it to the cathedral, you know what I mean?
Yeah, like, they like reminded me of like an Ed Sheeran trap, or something.
Really?
Yeah.
Like the rest of it really bad.
Did you get some loops or did you do it with my hand?
Uh, I actually can't remember.
Probably some of it, some of it my hand, some of them samples.
A lot of times what I do is I'll start to it.
Well, no, like if it sounds good it's good, but what I'll do is I might get a sample
And then I might use it as like a reference kind of,
and like I build a melody off of a sample.
Oh.
And then I get rid of the sample.
Or you know what I mean?
Like it's like what artists do.
Like they'll have like a picture or something.
Maybe they'll go off of something that they like or,
or sometimes it's just raw, like just some random shit.
And then I build around it entirely.
Yeah, I like that, I had a school.
I think that's still real music, you know what I mean?
Yeah, a thousand percent.
uh... but it's yours
yeah i really own all the sounds i ever use
okay let's see
uh...
i don't think i would have to be
uh...
i don't know what you're going to get it
deadlock time for you
he just has pants
can i
Can I suck it?
No.
Whenever he slams.
What are you?
Oh, wait.
What even is that sound?
That's NFL, bro.
That's classic.
Oh, OK.
NFL.
Egg ball?
Again?
Hand egg?
Yeah.
I don't watch a lot of football,
but I will watch the Super Bowl.
You know what sport I really like though and I've been liking more and more of soccer.
Alright. I like it. I think it's fun.
Cool, that's very awesome.
Well I think it's good. I've been doing it too though. I've been more into it. I've been more into it a lot of it.
Guys, if you guys like, oh we can't play CS because I'm not high enough to play with you.
Well we can play competitive or you can open up cases. I also love watching you open up cases.
I play League with you, but you're choosing to be bad and you're
Noticed I look at my you're going down
Get out of my account
Do not look at what's been going on
Let me just fucking grind on my own bro
The meta website say ashes good, okay
If you play a character a lot of times, right, it'll have a good stats overall, right?
But your goal is to climb quickly, right?
And Ash is going to be a stick in your...
Because some games you can't do with any thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you mean.
I think I should go top lane and play singed, like every game for Ornn and Renekton.
And that's it.
Yeah, I should stick to the two characters, two or three at most.
Hey, guys, what are we playing at?
That's my league draft.
By no mind. I can play anything. I am adaptable to all my situations and environments.
Uh, do I have a Wi-Fi?
Do I have a little bit of Dolmene perhaps?
Yeah, Greg's here.
No, no, I can get off. I'm tired, so I can watch.
What about like legal legends draft ranked that we can all play together? Oh flex mic
I'm on the EU so I can never play
So?
Funny, I can't play it, I'm on the EU
Trash through your account
That's ridiculous
Accounts that belong to you
Oh, I see
Yeah
Oh, you have oh my you my NA account from when we used to live together
Yes, I have that account that has my name on it, but you put it as my name because you thought it was funny.
Um, Sinj got X. Yeah, this guy's bronze.
Yeah, this guy's fucking bronze. I mean, brother, you're a bronze player, I'll just say it.
Wait, this would be fun. Like any competitive game is just fun with you guys.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
Like, we'd lock in a little too hard. I would like to play a game that we all kind of suck,
And then we play together competitively and get better that would be kind of fun
There's only a few that are left like that though Valorant
Yeah, the game Greek I
Got Valorant. Yeah, but the thing is I got a Ricky reset my PC PC
I'm down though. Yeah, you can do that. You can hit the um control it delete and then close OBS and then just reset your PC
No, I've already switched off this the stream because I I want to get naked like relax a little bit
Every set bro, I'm fucking down
Like now right like on paper sounds bad, but with I think what's us playing it would actually be funny
Maybe I can find it though. Never mind
Well, it's 20s a GB
Is that a word that much is on the computer overall though
Yo
I don't care. I've given everything to the overlords at 10 cent
I just don't give a shit and my social credit is off the chains
Can you get you but you're not loading like like like let it right?
No, I heard you lagging you call really?
Yeah for a second
I'm online. My name is a ABCD FGH a J. K. Omen a P. Wait. Am I right?
me. Nah.
Okay, this seems fine.
You're good.
Chat, you're just so dumb. Like, the rate didn't change by even the 100.
No, you just lagged and discorded. It might not have meant anything.
Do any of the X legends.
Oh, one of the Rambos legends.
There's a new character, by the way.
I would love rainbow six but your computer fucking explodes every time you open it. Yo true actually
That's the thing
Every time we try to play it you like blue screen and say all right guys. I'll play tomorrow peace
Yeah, yeah, it's a hundred and yes. Not good enough. Is that bad?
That's good
I have a computer look. I have a vanguard vanguards already on the computer
They have a new computer or a new character. His name is mix
Straight from Croatia mix takes the stage handling pure sound energy with his infectious passion and sonic powers
He rallies his squads and move is one as they set the tempo on the battlefield together. Oh
Wow
Jesse you're just coming to everything you do you go a good voice you could sing
Here's a crazy take it
I wish you'd go in games and turn the character models off entirely where it's just blank slates
You know what I mean like
No voice lines and no whatever and it's just a slate blank slate because I don't give a shit
I don't get a fuck about no character. I want to play abilities. I don't give us some fucking character
You know what I mean? I just don't give a shit. I
Really don't either. I'm not gonna lie
Is that a bad idea?
So, here's the rules of your play Valorant.
Jesse, if there's a girl, she's mine.
If she sounds overweight, she's yours.
Got it?
Jesus Christ.
I can tell, I can tell if they're overweight because I know what Fatboy sounds like, because
I've watched my VODs before.
Holy shit.
So do you understand the rules?
I'm not looking for love in Valorant.
I am. I want to add her and fall asleep with her on my discord.
So, you know it's a long relationship and nobody is mad at each other?
Like, as soon as you break up, like, I'm telling you, all your logs are screen-shotted.
All the tea and the receipts are stacked and already posted online.
Like, even a few minutes before you can end the conversation.
Like, this is what it is.
Yeah. Dude, I dated this one famous streamer. He's super famous.
His name's GreekGodX and he's a famous streamer.
And he did it
Bro, he was a game-
Wait, if you said to me, what if he would tell me to stand back and be psyched?
Every fucking game, like
And he's like, well, this is psychological torture
Like, holy shit
And it gave me phantom pain in my heart
And then they're gonna call me an inzo
Well, well, that's me, I did that
Yeah
Barad!
Yes, so I can't wait to find
She has to be slightly overweight like she's got her like a no joke. I'm saying great Greek if there's a girl in here
Do not raise her up. Yeah, we don't want to hear that
Do not tell me what to do when it comes to women do not
Greek when is what was the last woman you've seen in touch hand with?
Not family. Yeah
It's been like, it's been a couple years, many, many years.
You should, you should send me your lines now and then you go outside and see some grill.
Says you! You found yours online!
So what? Doesn't mean that I wasn't looking outside.
Bro, you just got fu- No, fuck you.
Don't scratch your non-existent beard as I'm watching you right now on your screen.
Like, there's nothing there little bud. You're not that wise yet.
I tell you about women and all you can do is stay out of mail like bro you might just be gays even you're super gay, and it's fine
I don't give a fuck. I'm not gonna do you. You're gonna do me. I'm gay. Yeah, because maybe I like men like you guys don't pressure me
Seriously, seriously, don't press on me
It's not a question
Do I say I might have to restart my PC the air it PC
DJ Tonel, Tonel, eat that Tonel, it's fresh, fresh, fresh.
Wait, that's your word?
Uh, oh, I have here's a friend, hi.
Wait, I have Pokimane added on here.
Can I invite her?
Sure.
Sure.
Oh, and she deleted me.
Never mind.
Ah, next.
Oh, oh, you're ABC?
Yes.
And you're XQZ.
And I'm the Ramey.
I don't know if you noticed, but I have the beta tester background.
Yeah, I know because you're beta.
That is so fucking badass.
You're beta pussy.
So great that you did all of it?
I leveled out this account all on my own of 378, obviously.
I bought all of these skins on this account.
That's my harder money.
Lots of skins.
Really leveled up this account, yeah.
Yeah, let's do a breakdown
of how much it is to upgrade a skin fully.
I thought I wanted to buy this.
This is 2.1 thousand RP.
And how much is that costing into the money?
It's like nothing.
Is that gonna leak it, really?
Uh, it might, I just, what, just in case.
What was that?
What?
The thing is, it's just, it's just, um, that was my computer when I just plugged
in my keyboard, whether it's hurt, it's in my mind, that was that's more than $20.
And see, see what they do?
They put it just above the $20 mark.
So you have to spend 25 or 35, but then, but then you say, Oh, I'll buy
this by your great, right?
How much did you upgrade it's when you, when you have it's check.
How much is it?
It's like 15, 15, like it's 45 total.
There's four grins.
Wait, what? AFK offence warning. After an automated review of your gameplay, we discovered
that you have some trouble staying connected to your recent games. This behavior is when?
When? I haven't played this in like years. Oh, because last time I think I just left.
I think it was my final straw. It's 15 per. Are you banned?
It's a 45 and how much does that cost?
Bro, why'd you always you're such a consumer like it's disgusting brother whether it's just this guy's disgusting dollars for one skin
$50
That's pretty bad especially since you can't sew on to the counter check at least it's like
But there has it's it's five thousand
Points for one single skin
5000 points bro I don't have Vanguard up and it's like you ain't gonna hide
your screen and buy RP right now I don't have to I'm max out oh you don't
have to he's fucking 8000 in there already
What the fuck is this 3.5 thousand for this fucking piece of garbage?
It's actually kind of cool though, I think.
Yeah, I don't have Vanguard up.
Is it going to let me play?
Sam, who the fuck was that?
It's my PC.
Are you sure?
Is that me in the game?
Yeah, but if you're in the game, then you're good. Yeah, like I'm in the lobby
Yeah, I advise you motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, I am. Does it do any is it is it fine? I've added you oh
If you're in you're good
I work you what do you guys represent you?
I'm excited that we're by our first game of rank me just the end great together as a team
And see how well we could do against these players
This is gonna be so sick. I cannot wait to get these cool head shots at the Vandal man
How do you, by the way, how do you save your settings?
Jesse, can you save my settings?
Please Jesse, help us.
Please save us Jesse.
Much found!
Walkage, walkage, walkage, walkage, walkage, walkage.
That's my map!
There's another, I went crazy on it!
If you made this, man.
Why do I hear Greek twice?
You?
I'm meal him in again, what?
I don't know how to change my settings, man.
I might so.
Yo. Yo.
Is there any girls- Is there any girls here?
Who do you want to be?
No.
Oh, I like Gekko.
I like Gekko.
French guy.
And the station. Who do I play?
He's bad now?
Uh, he's like French.
Hollywood.
that is french bad now
hello
hello is any females here hello
you're talking in in party
Yo, what's going on everyone? Can you guys hear me or not?
Yo, I just get a fun game going here.
Yo, can you hear me? Hello?
I didn't have to show up here.
You're actually trolling?
I don't know if you're from around here or not, but we don't talk like that.
Wait, wait, do I have a surround sound on it?
What the- Hello?
Yo, the dick, the dick just sounds- What- what is that?
Yeah, no one has a mic.
Plastic.
Yeah, why is it not saving my settings afterwards?
Uh, because...
Guys, if they surround us, I'll know!
Hello?
Can you hear me?
That's in the team.
I don't see anything A. Careful B. Guys I have to sneeze.
B!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Oh, sorry.
He's a dead guy!
Gosh, gosh!
Dog shit!
Dog shit, dog shit, dog shit!
It's me!
That was great, bro.
Come on, Jack. Me and you, we never lose. Let's do this.
Let's do this!
Okay, we just need to lock in and we need to teach Greek because Greek doesn't know how to play this shit.
Yeah, I don't want to play this shit.
It's moving and everything. It sucks like he's never played any of these games.
Wait, do you want an HD audio?
Let's do this.
Can you tell me how I can save my settings though?
It's like not letting me save any settings.
There's a save button.
What's up with the fucking door here? Is that an over?
There's nothing over there. There's not. There's a close.
Where's the save button?
Next to the cloth spot.
There was no next to the cloth spot.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I forgot what my pets do.
What is that?
Brother, I got aim punched into fucking heaven.
Give us the pistol.
Yeah, change that.
Or you have a B fall across here.
Brother, I got aim punched to fucking.
Oh my god, his audio, I can't do it. I guess I can't do it. This is awful thinking out loud.
Wait, I don't understand. What's the problem here?
You have it in stereo? 200? 2.0? Classic?
I thought Wingman went down like a little pet.
Alright, lock in boys. Let's go.
I didn't throw yet, but I'll peek out careful be careful be see again forgot oh it's it's
I like blows down towards me and do a mid day. Thank you. Yeah
Is he's down there hit him with it bro
Spike planted
It's by the A and I'm here.
You got the script.
Stop, Rish!
Last player standing.
Every fight is a lesson.
What do you say?
Is there any girls here?
Hello?
Any girls here guys, what are we gonna do? I choose I can give you B, but Vandau and Phantom of your pussy
Yo, bro, 95 months now, and I didn't get a welcome to the jungle a London store
Would you mind? Thanks for the entertainment. I know what I don't want to go from German. We're done. We're done
Where are they?
The party was going to be in shrimpy, be in the beef, baby.
Yeah, baby, be in the beef, be in the beef, be in the beef.
Stay alive here, we need you.
Stay alive X.
Nowhere to run!
Spike planted.
There is one of me.
They mess with one of us they mess okay, so if we're gonna make these underhanding
Diva like comments, then I'm gonna get mad and when I get mad
Maybe
Turning on my volume fucking down playing around I got window
Girls here
I
This is too long
How do I take other people's crosses?
Yes, yes, yes, I'm shit. We're all shit here in Islam
How do I take a crosshair this crosshair this crosshair sucks? Yeah, I miss you. I miss you. Yeah, you don't know
We're just gonna make it
What?!
Jesus Christ!
How do I take people's crosses?
Can I just copy people's crosses?
Somehow?
Kill that motherfucker, dude!
It's CC.
Ah, Jesse!
Wait, there's one more?
Maybe, like, revives or something.
I don't know what my freaking firetrund do.
I think I should have just maybe held on the red, but maybe I had to...
Maybe it was like something when I was like a kid, like maybe I like bumped my head on some.
Maybe it didn't even have to really deal with like the play or anything. Maybe it looks like a...
What does CC do? What does CC do?
It... it... it crowd controls the man.
Oh
I'm all to mess
Spike down mid
I
Fight down a
See cheating
One enemy remaining my god
Last player. Can we add you after this you're really good. Oh, I don't I don't know what I forgot
X
That's what he does.
Man, what a woman game, huh?
The fucking mages and wizards and fucking warlocks with their spells and shades are so lame.
It's a place to counter-strike them, bro.
Go and face it.
Because let's face it.
For me, it has a bunch of cheaters.
I'm not going to win this, I'm going to win this.
Nowhere to run!
Spike planted.
Somebody's there.
Wait, was it me?
No destruction.
I hate this game, I hate it, I think they're all dog shit.
Counter strike though.
What about, what do I know?
You just go and face it.
What about the death removal of this game and I think it's good.
You cannot really replace it.
Just counter strike.
Actually, I had it, they made the game again but without any dog shit spells on the one
time.
No?
I'd say, I'd say what game we could all get good at, and we could practice, right?
Overwatch.
Let's be honest, we're all trash at it in this, of course.
All of us.
Forte.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
Let's be real, we're all trash at Overwatch in this call, so we could just play over here.
Fight planted.
Let's face it.
This is only an enemy probably playing with me and she and her suit.
I think I'm right there.
Enemy's probably there.
There's my buddy.
You're fucked.
Healer down.
Now hold up.
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Let's go.
Can you guys again it?
Let's...
What?
A little man.
Oh, dog shit.
Let's go.
Equally. Why?
Any game has a button.
I'm asking a question.
Are you?
Looking buttons.
I'm gonna ask you a question.
Yeah.
Has it ever hurt you?
Dude, watch out.
You don't want to see when he's mad.
I
Yes, why did you say that to me? Oh, okay, you can't do the thing that I've been
I'm gonna be there's one man
Oh my god
I planted. Last player standing.
Oh, my God, who the fuck was that?
Who the fuck was that?
I mean, I've been looking years
why isn't this guy turning around and playing the game?
Man, because he wasn't never.
He was just a noted.
Who the fuck was that? That guy was awful.
OK, I'm going to go B. I'm going to go B.
I'm hiding. I'm hiding on B.
I'm hiding on B site. I'm hiding on B site.
I walk along the road
road
I walk along the road
the road
Wait, are you going left or right?
Let me charge
Yeah
Enemy's firing
Enemy's firing
My ult is ready
Watch it and bring us down
If you go in and get away
You at least, at least should
Um, get banned for a week
It's no excuse, I agree
It, it, it
Torments you to play base
Significantly
Then when there's no problem
I go in and get
It, it
Torments you to real base
Let me
Get them, let me get
Ah
I don't think it was there for any game
At any, at any high level
It's a Torments shit, okay?
more games we've played at high level buddy
headshot
you're finished
I mean I'm checking the scoreboards and take a look at your score and take a look at my score
one enemy remaining
fight down, beam
get out of my way
oh my god
Wow
Last round before the switch the given cheats actually you just went out. I won't look
Winnable
It's come back time boy
This one begins
Mid care?
The mid
This is us!
This is us!
Yeah, thanks for any zero help guys. We're all B.
Well, I mean we were in the apartment.
I'm safe.
Oh nice.
I'm gonna put him in jail, I'm gonna put him in jail.
You son of a bitch!
Fight planted.
I got him! I got him! He's in jail! In jail! In jail!
Last player standing.
Go to Hedgehog! Go to Hedgehog!
No one who run!
I
Switching sides
Wait, what we have to remember I'm came
Good what we have to remember
You won't
Your uncle, your aim is un-calicious, your aim is un-calicious.
You want it?
Did you get up and shout or did you come up with this stupid ass joke over yourself?
Let's try this around.
Kill this guy immediately.
I'll do it.
This is a shot!
Someone's there.
Enemy spotted, man.
We're pushing through this spot.
Let's go.
Back to me!
Jesus!
Your Anki is coming down.
What the hell man?
Can I watch the moment, ready?
I think the martial will be done.
I
Stop the fire
Spike down mid
Defenders win
Okay, we love you
again how did that fast well we were there for like 10 minutes no I think I
got a bit of a plan is like 10 minutes it's because I got a high rank last
semester so well this is a gold platenac for that why is there a pig as my
profile picture
I
Wait you could get premier what's that build your team
Yeah, it's like a whole thing
Right has a bunch of cool match down execute so bad. Yes
What's I mean?
A lot of things like they're
They're pro city thing. I feel like they just flopped that so hard that could have been done so much better
I didn't listen to players
also also why don't they let the teams design their own skin and that's around
their brand and then approve it was always color scheme brand name color
scheme brand name edit like bro I might make a cool skin for one is some
stupid fucking dog shit like it's the same shit like come on bro
Yeah, it was a question. Hi everybody. I don't know the wrong because of Alan and he's hi. Hi everybody
Hey
guys
Shut up. You hit me shut up
Well, I locked in no, I want to play together. What did I lock this?
Hey Maggie, um, I'm a boy and you're a girl so who's Maggie?
Maggie who's Maggie?
I'm gonna give a fuck, well I'm too old to find love, like, huh?
Oh
Maggie
Is that he is in the Simpsons
Is their famous name why do you hit us with the faker story of them?
Let's say he went to school and there's a girl named Maggie like
I
Say a fake story, bro. Say a real story right now. Say a real story
Okay
Then there's this girl when I was in kindergarten and then when I was in kindergarten and for some reason I was very face
Look at one day at one time and I noticed her because of her name
I had her talk to her right and she and it went up
And I was ready to pipe it and I get to the I get to her house and she is fat as fuck
And I had no choice that they hit it. I had no choice. I was retired. Do you know me?
Listen, I respect that. I respect you for that.
If it goes right, they need to try to go slow.
Look at this. Ask you one thing.
There's no story on top.
And it might be personal.
Wow.
What's up?
Did you put your pinkie in there?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm asking if it's...
I can't say it.
No, it's enough.
I
It's funny but it's true.
Yeah, so I have 4k.
Let's go!
My line.
Yeah, see, it's obvious.
It's obvious.
Show me your target.
You got these sniping with your shit on.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey!
those enemy spots in the screen.
They survived.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Gosh!
Gosh!
Gosh!
Embarrassing.
Nice, Greek.
There's only one behind you if you hear him in the event.
Ah!
That's why you're standing.
No, he's not.
He's not like that.
You get to the, Greek.
Headshots.
I should know what to do.
I forgot.
I should know what to do.
Hit the flashing three you're in the fire because you're
He bagging me
Yeah, that was that if you're thinking any violence you should be outlawed from an owning a computer because you're a
Plutidivian just a society the game is shitting up
You are nobody for teabagging it like brother. There's no ego to be had in a fucking Lego game
It's shit like what a fucking bitch ass
You're still thinking about that's been three rounds. No, no, you did it. It's about you great mom
Thank you for defending me
Nice
well when he they don't let you keep the
skins to changes to your skin
pick up
that's a shame this year
lacy wants to play
that's a pick
one guy
oh yeah, in here
zipline
zipline
get him, get him
i can't
I don't think we can play it because I think we have a massive breach on the wait limits for one of our lobbies. Nope.
Oh, okay.
Really?
Oh, it's not this.
No, it's just for taking.
I was just joking, guys. Really.
I mean, it might be true, but considering he way fucking nothing, then I think it evens out.
Whoa, why is it with such anger?
Here we go.
Because nothing could be fat.
Did I not headshot the guy on heaven?
Like how does that not happen?
The blood came out like that.
I thought that was only headshots.
Whoa!
I'm gonna go for it though.
Oh, I sent it.
This is what I...
That works.
Hey, into him!
He's in the smoke.
Huh?
Huh?
I'm gonna grab Rax.
Rax.
Oh, go, go, go. Deploy, deploy it.
One enemy remaining.
Spike down B.
Lol.
You're a spike, I see.
that guy's safe
oh he has a ballerinax in
is it here on the spot?
oh?
yo
he's gonna switch over
he's in jesse
come on, I died
you know, that skin does he kinda look like a dog shit
okay
Okay, back in my days, I used to hit this.
Oh, wait, you can pre-aim this without going to the corner?
Bro, you don't even have a cup.
You don't have a cup.
A what?
A cup.
What is that shit you're holding, you fighting for that?
Yeah.
Watch your eyes.
Alright, I'm just gonna kill, I mean it's just a flame shit.
I guess.
I don't miss.
That means you're left side.
I'm hitting him with it.
He's stabilizing.
Into one of these.
I'm going in.
Cutting through.
Closer.
Reloading.
closer
My
One enemy remaining
No, I just I just go
Good job Mr. juicer. You did well Mr. juicer.
Yeah, I'm always surprised when I go A.
Okay.
How am I doing?
So lepo kill lepo, kill lepo, kill lepo, kill lepo.
I got you bruv.
Yeah, he was fake, eh?
He was a pro role, man.
Oh, the guy shot me!
Was upstairs?
You don't have to meet me in game, by the way, because I have a client.
Yeah.
Fair music is, um...
Pop!
I hit him in the leg!
me a target. I lied for no reason. That's a good spot.
One heaven, one heaven. Standing approach.
My ultimate ready. Come on, let's go.
I want my guys. Spike down A.
The counter strike is way better.
I just love tactical shooters.
Hey, this guy wants to join you. You can join him.
Wow, I did that timeout at Christmas at BC.
Jump him.
Time to jump.
They are so dead!
I'm gonna go backside this grab.
I'm gonna go in the way of the strategy.
Not on site.
Fuck. That's a second old MS.
watch that box
chat I don't get it do you not do you get the chat I had all my old charges
I thought lightning only gives you old charge no
I was walking there's something about it the past the past the now is the now
now it's just time to hit heads
yeah but no no no no no no no no no
you get money too
help that old man
I would have charged this
I'll get you.
Get ready for... I think he's left side.
Naur?
He's not left.
Careful, Brantz.
Let me vulnerable him.
Kill him, kill him.
Swear it.
Decoy.
Focus him.
Ah, dumbass.
Ah, that'll shoot him.
Don't get me.
Can you add me as a friend I'm trying to collect no I don't want to
Anyone else you have a friend to remind you I'm mine. Go on. I have to your friends on the seagull right Maggie
You want to add us to?
But it's not a girl man. Yeah
Time to jump already
Really, you'll be my first friend for real
Not a plan for this if you want
Yeah, I'm down, I'm down.
I'll let you run it.
Stay down, multiple enemy team.
I'm up, I'm up.
Spike just down.
I'm site, I'm site, I'm the punching.
I don't think so.
Backside?
How do they know?
One on ramp and one in...
One screen, one screen.
I'm too far, I'm too far.
You're too far, bro.
All right, there they are. Oh, yeah, 30 seconds left. You got this shit, bro
Wow 37 months for clutch xqctlxqcl
Teleports ready. I'm too far. I was ready. You're too far
10 seconds left
I'm trying to go out and TP back out.
But there's no, there's no only play there.
They're sniping anyways.
They're poor and they're sniping.
Oh I can't jump TP?
they're poor and I'm sniping I got your back oh I can't jump TV from the
front wait you want to see my auto Tommy this is not fire oh my god that's
that's that's terrible
was that good jessie the executor well that's a really nice spot first jessie he's going
he's going everywhere himself thank you so we went so we got non-verbal nice shot jessie
He just didn't really hit $70 for that up.
Oh, OK, so Gary's fine.
So I get everything under the sun.
Blame for everything.
I should have one thing close.
Hold him closer.
He's running away, sir.
He's alive.
I know exactly where you are.
One enemy remaining.
I'm too far
I'm too far
I'm spiking
She's gonna be main, I bet. Careful main
Main, look
I ain't aware, there ain't no heart main
Over there, be main
Come on main
3, 2, 1. He appears from the corner. Now.
What? What? Hang! Hang!
Alright. Shall we?
We shall.
Does he usually ignore me, buddy?
Uh, no, I want a little non-verbal because you threw my sniper out.
Wait, did it- did it go off the map though?
Yeah, it did.
Wait, does it? No, it didn't.
Yeah.
Bro, I reported the fuck out of you.
Did it go off the map?
You- you think you reported me in risk?
I just reported you and you were boned.
That one takes a shit so seriously.
Bro, that's not what I'm talking about.
Yeah, it's fine.
Then why would they put it-
Why would they put it in the game then?
It's just the best guns you can.
If they don't want people to read their teammates,
what's the- what's the goal of having an-
out of balance zones for- for items?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Give me some reform too, so we can like, double down on it.
Yeah, 100% reform.
Oh my god, he does remove anything.
How'd you report?
Stay safe.
Hold, uh, press escape.
You can't get a report on him.
Got it.
Now report for what?
Like, griefing?
Right side, right side guys.
I hear my thank you by the door.
Nice.
I might have to put one of these, he won't peek now.
Hold down.
Nice. I get him next.
Bad. Keep it up.
Boom shaka laga.
Ow, what?
That's the ugliest skin I've ever seen in my life.
I don't know if it's there.
No. No.
There's a...
There's a...
There's a bomb in there.
Switching sides.
It seems he's free as well.
He's got bombs in my way.
That shit looks like you just picked it off the floor
of a twig or something.
That's all fucking dirt.
Dirt skin.
You paid for that?
Was that a free one?
I paid money for it.
Now you got to say it was my Christmas money from my mother I bought it.
My mom said I could have one skin in one year.
I'm warm.
Fuck you guys.
One, so my anger is just gonna go right into them, I'm over this shit, oh my god.
Literally
Well, my friends are working in the dogs like confused. I want to suck you
By your nice trash by your deal
That's fine. I get it out. Holy fuck. That is trash
Okay, by the way when I was 22 I was a millionaire
Do that shit looks like like stinky like that's ass
Really? I wear bad skin is that all the good ones? It's called a catharsis
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
People up.
Fight planted.
It was not being a bitch.
I
Know that night, but I don't even want to face don't shit
But they stole the concept from CS and they made it everything that it should never been. Oh, here's my cramp
it's blood dragon blood dragon of of of of smoke
what a shit gun make your own skin it really just sounds so
well then make your own skin make your own skin
tears of a dragon of Azkaban
holy it's like Harry Potter yeah
here nothing chords a I think I think the slow meant to be yep it is
Oh
But there
She has an inventor and it
But they invented it
Fight down the knife as a cosmetic in the game. I mean walking. Let me walk in. No
almost closed one enemy remaining
tonight as a cosmetic in a bridge you die as a Bible they make that
pre-future team Fortress if I may I'll go in first correct me if I saw their
game so they're game correct me if I'm wrong so they're game pretty much
Yes, yes, it's that game, but at the end of the day, we're all buying skins.
We're spending money on virtual skins, and it makes me mad.
They're saying they're reporting me, by the way, for cheating.
Are they?
Yep.
We're just one update away from losing everything.
I'm shooting him to the smoke, I'm killing him all.
One enemy remaining.
I mean, look at this skidding.
This is actually fun, by the way, playing this.
Well, we go out there, so much fun.
Yeah, I just love tactical shooters.
I can do this literally all day, every day.
I would look at it as a question, and it's going to get a little madder.
Why does, why does when you scope in, it looks, it looks like a PNG that just snaps on it.
Like, it looks like the worst picture.
not yet like what the fuck is on my screen it like are you seeing this shit
it's by skin too so like some skins actually look good but like that skin but look but look
like I was you know it's a png that's terrible it's zooming into pro zooming ever yes and i'm
Yeah.
I know exactly where you are.
Fight down, you.
Last player standing.
I hit a head shot.
Don't overthink it.
Don't overthink it.
XQCL.
You're overthinking.
Okay, nice try. Nice try.
They just have a character that has like a shirt and a skateboarder.
And it can jump off the walls and wall hopper
No, you're on the wall
Okay, just stick to reacting the little bub bub
That's a good idea
Jago bang bang skit up the top
Just what they say to me anytime I have a suggestion they always go great just stick to reacting bro. You know that guy
He's nice. They're all here. Wait three three not all five
Oh fuck
No, it's actually slides down what I mean actual wall off that
Yes, sir
One enemy remaining like site left side screens
Backsite backsite for sure
Being in the elbow
Elbow Elbow Elbow Elbow
Now the players standing
You had your fun
My turn
Nice
Wait you don't have to
I'm bot frag I'm done with this
I'm done
Maggie you wanna queue up?
Brother he just said it
Maggie is the name of the noodles
It's a guy playing a game
I pull random noodles as his fucking name like it's not a girl Christ
Sorry, I want to find a girlfriend on Valorant. I want a Valorant girlfriend. Is that much faster?
I mean honestly just let him
Just looking for love bro. Okay. I even love I just want to hear a female voice even if it's a dude with a
feminine voice anything would you?
I
Will ranker you myself
I got big yeah
No, I've been playing this game. I have like I think it's like 3,100 hours. I cannot get
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for laughing.
Oh, I was laughing because I didn't tell you the truth.
No, you play like CS for some shit.
I can tell by the way you move.
Yo, you can tell by the way you move.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know, I was thinking about CS.
What is CS though? I don't know what you're saying.
Defenders win
They didn't take her right now. Well, he said
I'm having fun, but I didn't mind I do anything
May as Lacey actually wants to play yeah, that's gonna go to bed
I'm tired. I want to be up in the morning. I want to be able to games in the morning and deploy Lacey's in the game
It's like Lacey is playing
Yeah, but in a game.
Oh, look at my skin, look at my skin, look at my skin.
Look, I have some real shit in here.
See that?
I have some of these reward like fucking crazy, you know.
Like look at this.
You guys still want to play with me tomorrow?
Yeah, probably not.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Why do you laugh?
Why'd you say thanks?
Because sometimes I'm like a little kid and it's like
Do you guys still wanna play with me tomorrow? We might get excited for it.
Okay, Jack, if you say you wanna play with me tomorrow, then I mean I can go to bed and be excited for tomorrow.
Jack, aura, no!
Oh my god, would you actually have that?
What's that one called?
Glitch Pump Operator.
Oh, that is dog shit!
Ah, since the game is out of this update in the history, I'm gonna do this one.
holy wait no no no Jesse you have to have to wait no no no wait wait Jesse
you have to admit that was absolute dog shit
it's like gumballs what about what about this what what the fuck is this this
This is it. This is it. This is a $20 king. You buy it and it wasted money.
Look at this one.
It's all shit man.
I mean do you want me to put like dick askings? Cause I can't. I was just picking the ones
I like.
I mean I got this knife.
That gets hard between knife.
i got all that is on it
uh... the nerf gun is good
wait no no that skin is straight
the nerf gun is straight
i like that one that one is good
yeah that one is
that was great
it's got a good sound too as well
You know what?
Nah, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Yes, it's worth 30 guys.
It's like a mob that you would fight in World of Warcraft like a moon can.
Dude! Dude, true.
Dude, true.
All right, well GG's.
That was fun. That was fun. A little bit of thought it was going to be a nice day, but tomorrow we'll get going.
I mean, I mean, Greek needs something to watch while he's
making a list and we have to check in place.
We just have to make a game list that we can just go off of.
Okay, I have no idea.
How about we have like a list of games to play and to finish?
Yes.
Or if there's any story mode, trio players, that would be fun.
I really want to play Resident Evil 5 though at some point because I kind of
wonder what happens. Why don't you finish that one tomorrow at the start? No. But
invite me so I can just chill in the cool. How about that? Yeah, we just have a game
list of games you actually want to play, right? And just, okay, if they don't do anything, I'll just do this.
Yeah, we, um, I, I want to, it would be cool if we could play all like old games, because I feel like Resident Evil 5 just like reminded me that all games right now are dog shit.
So we should just look into like all the old games that have co-op and just play those.
Alright.
Thoughts?
Yes. Yes.
All right, chat, because I didn't think it'd be nice, be cool, be happy,
spread peace and love, and...
you
you
you
you
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