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Don't put your fucking stream face on I saw your face man as you're all you're you know the off-screen run
Well, I don't want to see that ever again. Come on, bro
Put a smile on that face man
Yo, yo, yo, what are you doing? I'm gonna see for yourself. That's crazy. My eyes got a salt about that
Yeah, I'm doing a fun car stream in Germany around the time of
But I mean you want to come or not because we did we do that
It's some guy on Instagram
I don't know maybe let me check 79
Make a minutes
Oh
I think maybe it's it's it's possible, but it's just a guy. I don't think
my area, I got it on him.
Well just text me or call me after the shooting.
Okay, but are you guys interested at all?
We don't want to fly there and do that.
Yeah.
That'd be cool though, no?
Yes.
That'd be hard.
Hold on.
Hold on.
And then after, I mean you take a trip to Odeh's house.
He doesn't live there, no, right?
He lives close though, not far.
No, no, he lives in New Zealand, or Netherlands.
Yeah, that's not far, is it? From Germany? Am I stupid?
Yeah, but we wouldn't be able to just go, though.
Maybe that's another flight.
I don't know if you want to do that.
Why not?
Guys, is Netherlands close to Germany?
I don't... I think it's not. I think...
I'm pretty sure he doesn't live that far.
Yeah, I've already...
Why don't we do a road trip where we bike from there to his house?
Okay, now you're just fucking stupid.
see you have no content brain it like well for you for some for free to do a
content streamer like days oh the days really probably if it's a flight you're
saying then I think we take a train maybe maybe we take a train a train streamer
not bad not gonna be cool all right all right just let me know okay I started
I was busy with something over here.
Can I try a brain teaser with you real quick?
Sure, what is it?
No, don't show your ass, don't show your ass.
I'm not, I'm not.
Put the phone down, like let me see your whole body.
Okay, stand up, and then put the phone down.
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for people, people are entitled to be mad for that for a long length of time. And I
don't think that the length of time between what he said is stuff. And right now, that
time is not enough and you can say yeah but you got better and you're just trying
as best I get it but for me personally and this is my this is my how I view the
world unless you've done things a million times I usually give it a year I
should this is how I see the world if you have the things that are bad and
you do bad things or you think bad things they said about it if you are
constantly talking and you haven't said it those things and you don't after a
year I usually can't I I'm a zombie on the feeling your ass you know me but I
but he hasn't he hasn't breached that he hasn't breached that yeah I mean so I
think it's enough but still I will still say though that it's crazy that
they will have the craziest people that said it the water shit they have
I've done a lot of shit, and that's all good, but you know what, as far as I put it, it's
got a time.
Well, I'm suspended on Twitch, which in the middle of my Crimson Desert playthrough, I
don't know what I'm going to be able to do, it's going to be an entire week.
I mean, geez, guys, I'm going to have so much free time.
Well, I guess I could start by making this video, right?
So I got suspended last night on Twitch, I end my stream and I come back from the chat
station and I get a message and somebody says, oh, why can't I chat in your stream
and I'm like, oh, I don't know what happened.
And I look at, oh, let me just close the video, okay.
That's for the minutes then.
I'll watch it in a minute.
This guy, can we just get chat?
Strammer.
Labor NP.
Stop doing this shit.
does it um you know stop doing this shit probably I should never been invited to a headline
wireless this government stands from me with the district media and will not stop it in after two
years and I've returned from the country to poison me we will always take the agency to protect
the public and uphold our values um okay I mean that's cap uh well I mean the reason why I say
It's kept is that whenever it's a low-hanging fruit easy thing that they can farm off of enjoying
They'll always go for it's not business and actually do some do some shit. They don't do nothing
So it's land. I'm not I'm not listening that much. That's just what I say
Easy say say no these guys visa make a tweet to make a thing boom too easy and then you get all the points
We're I mean, yeah
Run for fuck's sake, man.
Ah, the super did.
Are they mad?
Why do you go mad?
I mean, chat, chat, that slice of red looking mighty nice, though, no?
Yum!
Well it's a cornbread or whatever. It's a meatloaf.
There he is. He's dead while we're here at this game.
No, I'm not going to eat. With half a fucking life, you fucking retards.
I'm about to make an anchor and reset.
But how the fuck did this guy get there?
That's crazy
Yeah, I mean, it's happenable
That's the dog you know
All right
So how is this the news? A dog defined George in a new shape.
Well, we are seeing that they have also found an illicit case, which is this is hashish.
Well, this is the real work of what they are doing, it is more clear and impossible to
That looks very long, um, okay.
That is the most, if what Asman says he got banned for is actually what he got banned for,
that is the most heinous disgusting double standard I think I've seen in a very long
time.
Say I don't give a fuck about the opinion of third, of illiterate third worlders.
Like sure, maybe he could be a little bit more polite about it, but that's not a bannable
offense.
ban it's like a 24-hour ban this should I hear from the other side the side that
you know the political side of such clearly supports or at least it's higher
up support the shit I've heard out of that their mouths is is
horrendous it's horrendous it's not a matter of politics at that point it's just horrendous
you're not gonna ban that you can't ban as we go through saying I don't give a
fuck about the opinions of illiterate third-worlders like what if what aswin says
you I mean if you can't read a lot of experts advanced mental like knowledge
shit isn't books like you have to be able to read like a lot of people get
the shit through reading I mean if you can't fucking read it I mean on expert
topics your fingers are probably gonna be shit no guys if you cannot read
Hey, man, your bitch ain't gonna be shit, no?
Don't ask me, bro.
How old is, uh, the nigga, I, I, I, I, I,
let me let it, what's the name of the, um, um,
address?
Wait, is that what?
40 years old, my nigga.
Who?
Talk to the committee, bro.
You 40 years old, man.
Nigga, tell my, nigga, tell my son.
Nigga, tell my son.
Um, you had, you had no mercy for Abraham.
Nigga, fuck Abraham, nigga!
It's a million dollars and get me wrong, bro.
I fuck with Abraham.
I fuck with Abraham, but we talk to them challenge.
Tell my son, oh, mercy for Abraham.
Shut up, bitch.
I'm talking about mercy for Abraham, bro.
And guess what, bitch?
It was three against one.
I can't be mad at him.
I'm more mad at Jimmy for this.
Guys, guys, Jimmy should have had the rules straight.
No, you can't physically move somebody.
End of story.
You can't physically move somebody,
or it's in the story.
Otherwise, what starts with pushing them outside of the circle?
If you can move them around to the side behind them,
I mean, bro, that's on Jimmy.
And did he talk about this chat?
How, in the challenge, I wanted what I, okay.
Here's the plot that I had made, okay?
Me, Marlon, the other guys in our team
were going to leave the room before getting eliminated.
So that's four other people will be eliminated
because if we self-eliminate, right?
In the challenge, they need to find the four other guys
that have the paintball, and they would get eliminated, right?
And then Jimmy stopped the game,
brought in the game lawyer from another room
inside the playroom, and they had a competitive ruling
from the lawyer that we could not do that.
And I was like, yo, what the fuck?
So I'm mapping it out for the right guys.
They should have had the lawyer come in
I mean he did move the guy and use him as a shield and that's how they was allowed
In the last time I promise you check everybody's hot take me on you. I'm saying
A lot of fucking tear about me
Can we just want me one evenly won't you want me you won't be be be won't ask me bro. How?
Yeah, I don't
Um
Jesus oh my god
People are being racist, which I don't I never agree. That's just like an interval. I'll keep it both bro
I get hate off to me. I'm a key stack, but it's low as to hate
It's biggest text in the road. I'ma say he take which
To I'ma say detail. It's niggas texting my phone and saying I
I hope you die. I hope somebody shoots you and your whole intestines blow up so you have no open casket
I'm seeing niggas saying yo if you ever go out the country and I catch you
I'm gonna kill you on earth and I love. This niggas call me the hard hard. This niggas, this niggas, this niggas
They got my mom f*****g. Yeah, I mean chat guys guys guys
I have this and worse because of the incident where I chose the pixels on the website
We choose it. You know Chad that the chat was they called again pixel place
We choose pixels. I mean this this happened to me and everybody around me because of
Choosing the pixels. I mean, that's crazy. And then it happened again in rust because so people were cheating and we call them cheaters
And then I mean, dude, that's dude really
Oh number tell her that we know where you live and you step up the house
GTA and GTA and GTA
Um
Deference, oh everybody for again difference Monica. You feel me?
Like it's like this is like unbelievable. You know, see how much
Yeah, I mean don't do that
The enemy is seriously doing as a speed is an irresistible big shot picture vehicle
Um
No one that there's involvement. Okay
Very cool though. It's not that amazing. Very cool.
The CIA used a tool called the ghost that used AI to find harbors to rescue U.S. airman.
I think this is going to get a lot of dog shit. I'm going to go ahead and take a...
I mean, yes, I'm not trying to be rude. This is going to get a lot of dog shit.
As an agency, the CIA possesses unique capabilities that only the president can deploy.
Some of these capabilities fall under covert action authorities and because covert means
exactly that, I'm not going to be able to tell you everything that you want to know.
At the President's direction, we deployed both human assets and exquisite technologies
that no other intelligence service in the world possesses to a daunting challenge,
comparable to hunting for a single grain of sand in the middle of a desert.
This was also a race against the clock, as it was critical that we locate the downed
aviators as quickly as possible, while at the same time keeping our enemies misdirected.
For that reason, in addition to the human and technical assets deployed by the President
to find our airman, CIA executed a deception campaign
to confuse the Iranians who were desperately hunting
for our airmen.
On Saturday morning, we achieved our primary objective
by finding and providing confirmation
that one of America's best and bravest was alive
and concealed in a mountain crevice,
still invisible to the enemy, but not to the CIA.
I don't have my confirmation was relayed by Secretary Hegzett to the president and the
operation quickly moved to the execution phase.
Following the successful exfiltration on Saturday night, our intelligence reflects that the Iranians
were embarrassed and ultimately humiliated by the success of this audacious rescue mission.
more of a hard beat center is real one I mean that doesn't sound real all I mean
it's a sign of the fiction in her my life
excuse me this guy so I don't like about this guy on Twitter
see always post shit without sources you just post the text
I was supposed to believe the fucking letters on a screen it like come on bro
like bro like like you are not some informant or something
And it's a good move that some top informatives talk to you,
like, come on, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to win, nigga.
I'm sorry, nigga.
I'm trying to win.
And now.
I can't hold his back.
I got to say it.
I'm sorry.
So everybody else, I'm sorry.
Listen, to the Maya girl, to the Maya girl, to the Maya
girl, wait a second.
No, Mari girl Mari suck my big ugly bitch fuck you
That's a little devil sir beer is fuck you because I'm looking back on the clubs
I'm looking back at what like what she was saying and all this bad energy and shit. I was like wow
You know
Fuck you. I don't know what she said. So I don't know if this is the one that are not me bitch
I'm gonna say probably not chat. I'm gonna say probably not
But fucking Mari the fuck I really actually you know
What you wish like that shut the fuck up bitch. That's what you get. That's what you did you lost
And that's what you cried about it too. I ain't crying. I'll man up and throw it out
I
Anyway, it's about it. It's not this that
New York opposed 68 just called the find it down there. Okay. Thank you. Sorry for miles away. Yeah, it's been sensors
Yeah, but how though it about how though chat
How could you pick up somebody's heartbeat in the desert? Aren't you gonna be picking up fucking?
Like other bullshit other vibration. That's a fucking dick
Is it right? It's true. It's true. Sorry. It's true. I don't believe this. This is literally how you look to other people in
2017 by the way
Laurence quantum magnetometry
magnetometry
magnetometry to find
Electromagnetic fingerprint about human heartbeat and pairs that are you'll fuck that that's not like yo
This isn't CIA like random shit
so that other people start researching this shit and they end up on a dead end.
Yo, this is actual fake propaganda to stump everybody to do research on shit
that doesn't exist, let's be honest. Well, done. Too easy. They don't have this shit.
like I would like
Yeah, why was the mood in in package so many times but not the earth oh because it has an atmosphere
Yeah, some people look at me and say, and I keep too high, perhaps.
That's still dumb.
Yeah, I like that.
I'm not perfect, but I assume as he's over time, he kind of polishes with some shit.
Or maybe because the picture's taken from so far away, that the small imperfections,
you can't see them, it blends in and makes a nice circle.
Something like that.
Um...
Dr...
Hahaha
Hahaha
Hahaha
Jesus, that's crazy.
Yeah, he's nice.
What, yeah.
Hey.
I got a 50!
Hey!
What, yeah.
I school social rejects,
what they hate the most. Yo, nobody likes that loser after this. What is that? That's
it. It's hard. That's it. It's hard. 74 months in the jungle. X QCL. I had a loser long before
that. It was the big eating client. I told me they were one of the stupidest people
on the planet. How am I stupid? I presented my points with accuracy. I present my points
with data, I actually gave statistics to back it up that were, that were picked from the
people that, that I never, all I said is that the, the, the, the nature of, of React is fine.
And it was like, Oh yeah, but isn't that like stealing? Like, well, you can see like this.
I disagree. It's not in there. I disagree. It's not out. I understand.
Um, yeah, I just unlock the age of forbidden truth paralleling to the true nature of all
life late in space.
That's where everything exists before it decides to be real.
And until that slight lean, that's what chooses.
That's what collapses.
I just unlock the age of what the fuck is that?
Ladies and gentlemen, two of the most popular.
I'm not gonna watch this.
It's something interesting.
I'm gonna ask this Mount Rushmore of streamers, I'm gonna say chat.
He's going to sub eight like Aiden speed Aiden speed Aiden because he just really pioneered
Like I really think Aiden pioneer streaming. Yeah for sure when you talk about collabs having people on like making it mainstream
Speed made streaming worldwide. Yeah, so those would be my first two right away. I don't care how people don't put guy in there, bro
Jack Jack
Mouth Rushmore in real life. They had a bunch of nobodies that have no clout on this muscle. So if you go to the Mouth Rushmore in real life, right, the Mouth?
They have a bunch of cloutless goblin on that. It should be, it should be Obama. It should be, it should be, it should be
Trump, it should be, it should be
Guys, I'm doing a skit. I'm being ironic it because the Mouth Rushmore means the early founding fathers, not the new people. So
So same mouth brush more eight in speed.
It doesn't make sense because we're at end game era of, of streamer, not, we're not
at the beginning.
I was making a joke.
I'm saying, yo, these people have had no, they don't have, they have no clout.
They have, they have no fame.
There are nobody's compared to Obama compared to, um, Bill Clinton compared to George
W. Bush, George Bush, Trump, Trump got loud.
I'm gonna say
I'm gonna say Kai you have to when I watch like when I would see the clips on Monty's
Oh, dude, this guy has a lotto and I spice LeBron James. Yeah, Lincoln Park
I was like, what the fuck is this? I'm gonna say Kai for sure just because he's been so like he's like when you think of streaming
You think of Kai he's like the centerpiece you think of kind speed and then fourth. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say that low key
low key, low key, hold on a, hold on a soda poppin, soda poppin, wreck full, ice
Poseidon lyric, bang, bang, bang, holy bang, guys, 99% of what everybody does was
somehow made by hand by one of those four people that I named every single thing
and all of it all of it one of these guys that made it was the first do it
XQC back yeah he's been there oh shit fuck what I said is that me hold on or if
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say XQC yeah fuck what I said true true true true
I'm true good beef with him. No, it's just it's all good. You see. Yeah, so you do have beef. Yeah, he's the piece of shit
Why I mean he's he's actually sees his jealous of me
He was I try to understand the jealousy because we know he's paid as fuck. No, he wishes he had as much money as me
Oh my god. Oh my god
Yo, and he's smiling to that that mother suck. I'm gonna go in that pocket and say the wildest shit
I don't know my podcast and say about wash more of dog shit and he has all four spots
I don't care so fucking annoying
Um
The bird began as John 41 percent of your ship since January after choosing not to play our greater reason
That's actually good
Well, I'm not sure you know what I'm actually impressed listen
You are a handsome man of many talents. I'll throw I wish you would work on your stamina Jack one
No, we can do this to why you're talking about this and three as you do
I'm not I'm gonna be a laser
But being known for one game and changing games and keeping a boat 60% of you of yours is insane
It's a genuine president because trust me. I know from way back when I used to put on watching like if you if you're a game play streamer
Any branch out you usually go down the 80% of lore right and as time goes on
It'll go get worse than the word until you go into it's zero zero like actually zero
Okay, the fact that he pertains to 60% is genuinely impressive. That means that uh, he's gonna survive
So I mean and prepare a lot of tweets like this and then let next
I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie, yeah, yeah, make it this violent.
Alright.
Just give my love, I'm doin' good.
If you don't mind me asking, how was your day?
If you don't mind me asking, how was your day?
Um, bruh.
Jesus, it's what they got,
high end quotas and shit like that.
That means, I mean, her presence
de-escalated the whole situation.
Just think about it.
Just think about it.
It makes sense.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, true and true.
Yeah, let's get you up.
All right. Yeah, I saw this, I saw this. I know West, yes. I know Coffin, I know Reggie. I know, I don't know this guy. I don't know this guy. I don't know this guy. I don't know this guy.
I don't know this guy, I don't know this guy, I don't know this guy, but I will be judging.
I'll be judging whether it's good music or bad music.
Four inches, like four inches is good enough, I'd say.
Excuse me.
You're solid with this, I think.
I suggest with four inches, you settle down and get a wife that like cares about you.
Five, I think is solid, that's average, I'd say.
Five is solid.
I think a lot of people say 5 and they talk shit about it, but when you look at it on a tape measure, it's actually solid.
Because like in my head, we've been so brainwashed that 5 is small.
But when I look at it on a tape measure, it's actually rather fucking big.
Like I'm trying to think, like, yeah, that's big.
I mean, like, yeah, you can't double f***ing...
Yeah, I thought the trainer was on that one, so I was like, yeah, he texted me.
Right, but I think 5 is solid.
I'm just saying, yeah.
Hey, he's fine with that.
I'm looking around confused, sir.
Working for the bathroom.
You're confused? Don't worry, don't stress out, just calm down.
Yeah, I know where the restrooms go straight, go seven floors up and then jump off the building.
What?
Just kidding, bro.
I would say just keep going, stay calm, look left and right and you'll come across when it would be my best guess.
I don't know, sir, but I knew I'd tell you, bro. What's your stance on Palestine, bro?
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, what if they can't spot and just say a bunch of weird shit that these people...
Go together, bro.
I don't know what these guys do, what do these guys do, is that a lawmaker or some shit,
like what does this guy do?
So, I'll say, he sport the one I read.
Hi.
Bones, smithereens.
Excuse me, how about America first or is America first?
I think it's always America first, right?
You're a good answer, sir.
Yes, sir.
To be English, I think it's America first.
No.
So, you're America first, then.
What?
It's got to just learn to update it straight.
So, you're not America first, sir.
You're McDonald's first, sir.
You're Big Mac first.
Yo.
Actually, America first.
I'm a Jewish.
I do support the state of Israel, but primary interest I have is not just
ism and tuition in America, it's that I want world security and world peace.
So my dad is from Bethlehem, Palestine. Why do you have the rights in Palestine
than my dad? You have no idea? Maybe that's why October 7th happened?
Did you have no idea? No, but because you're asking me about Israel, I'm in America.
Oh, so you have no idea? But you do support funding Israel, though.
You just said that. I didn't say that.
So do you support funding Israel?
Can you can you deny it if we got it wrong? We're so happy to clear that up, sir
Didn't we did we get something wrong there?
How well do you know your capital cities flags and general geography? I know each other. I can't I can't I don't want to give me my answers
Yeah
What about this, you know, we are so it's no
This is a beginner's level geography quiz.
Oh, okay, I got it.
What's the capital of Germany?
Berlin.
Berlin.
Bing!
What country's flag is this?
Italy.
Boom!
Italy.
What country would you see this?
Paris.
France.
Uh, what country is Ha...
Why?
Like this?
Italy.
What country would you see this?
Oh, I think...
I think the city is like...
Yeah, I mean, yeah, no shit, France.
France.
What country is highlighted on the map?
Russia.
Russia.
What's the capital of Japan?
Tokyo.
Tokyo.
What country's flag is this?
Canada.
Canada.
In which country would you see this?
United States of America.
The USA.
What country is highlighted here?
That would be China.
China.
What's the capital of Mexico?
Mexico City.
Mexico City.
What country's flag is this?
Sweden.
Yo, I'm too good at it.
Sweden.
In which country would you see this?
Sydney.
Oh, no, no, no, Australia.
Australia.
What country is highlighted on the map?
Brazil.
And to get one there would be Brazil.
What's the capital of Austria?
Vienna.
I don't know yet.
What country's flag is this?
Switzerland.
In which country would you see this?
Maybe Rome.
Oh, that would be Italy.
Greece.
What country is highlighted here?
India.
Sorry, yeah, something.
Got nothing.
India.
How well do you know your capital cities?
Oh, anyway.
Yo.
When you place shells on the sea otter's head one after another,
it immediately takes them off with its hands.
It's almost driven crazy by the prank.
But once the keeper gently paths its head to comfort it,
it quickly calms down.
Then it uses its little hands to fix its hair
and poses for photos with the visitors.
When it's time to get off work, it will even help clean things up.
As a marine mammal, sea otters are actually very smart, with intelligence roughly equal
to a 3 year old child.
While tidying things up, it even pats the items with its little hands to make sure they don't
fall.
At the end, it takes everything out of its pocket.
Very cute.
I like that.
I love how I move the shells.
Where the hell?
It immediately takes them off with its hands.
It's almost driven crazy by the p-
When you place shells on the sea otter's head, one after the other, one after the
other.
be forthcoming about it.
So, there you are, how are you watching this?
You're very watching this, when it came out.
Doing an IQ test, Mike is 160 something, I think.
Yeah, it's super advanced.
I don't know what I'm going to be able to do.
It's going to be an entombed agreement.
And I come back from the gas station,
and I get a message, and somebody says,
oh, why can't I chat in your stream?
And I'm like, well, I don't know what happened.
And I look and I get a message
and my account has been suspended
for seven days because of hateful conduct.
So this is what I said.
I said that I didn't give a fuck
about the opinions of third-worlders.
And then particularly in the thing that they referenced,
I was referring to illiterate goat herders
from Afghanistan.
Again, the way this looks out in the public
is not in the United States.
The opinions of third-worlders don't matter.
Like I don't care what some illiterate goat herder
thinks in Afghanistan.
It doesn't matter.
In the context of those people believing AI generated
videos about Iran winning the war
and nuking Israel off the map.
Gentlemen, I would like to confirm that I am 100% right,
and you don't either.
And neither do they.
Because if Twitch cares about their opinions,
why don't they apply Afghanistan's opinions to women,
to women on Twitch?
That would be interesting, wouldn't it?
But everybody knows nobody gives a fuck about them.
Nobody cares, I'm not sorry, I'm right,
I said nothing wrong,
and nothing I said was against the terms of service.
Beyond that, do you even imagine a world
where somebody that says that they don't care
about what a fat American thinks about the Middle East?
Can you imagine that this person ever gets suspended?
He has some woke qualities but he's nowhere near as woke as Francis.
Francis was a socialist.
This motherfucker is an American.
And I think Americans are gross.
Americans do not have a understanding of the world.
America, if I'm getting anything, is going to be bad.
Americans have a very limited understanding of the universe.
And so why am I getting suspended?
It's more third-worldest morality logic conversion
that basically is being used to silence me for an entire week.
That's the important part that I want to talk about here.
It's because basically Twitch has a system where they say that your infractions
or your bad actions expire within one year.
Well, the last time I was suspended, well, we all did it this time.
But that was in October 2024.
I have not been suspended for an entire, over an entire year.
Why does that matter?
What matters is because they say it matters.
It matters because they say that's whenever the infractions expire and your account is
treated as not being in bad standing.
So why is it in that case that instead of getting a warning, instead of getting a
suspension, instead of getting for a day, instead of getting a suspension for three
days, I immediately went from that all the way to a seven-day suspension immediately.
Why would this happen?
What is the reason for it?
I have no idea. Is it because they don't like what I'm saying? It has to be, because it's certainly not-
Shatter, because I'm the band's shatter. I mean, guys, when somebody's right, I mean, I'm gonna glaze it, is what it is.
I mean, true. I mean, true to all points. True to all points.
I mean, people- yo, people do the most TOS shit and get clapped for a month for-
Uh, no, actually, actually, no, you're true. For like a day. They don't even get banned at all.
I'll actually fly the elevator all the time.
Cozly, everything's under the radar.
I mean, it's double, double sensors are crazy.
Because what I'm saying is against the terms of service.
I look at the terms of service.
Yes, using nationality is a protected group.
But I was not talking about them being disregarded
because of nationality.
I was talking about them being disregarded
because of the fact that they're watching
literal AI-generated videos
and then believing a false narrative.
And the video's context was about,
would you rather be having likes on Twitter
or having your entire Navy not destroyed?
Do you think that the Iranians
would rather have their entire Navy back
or their means?
Oh, oh, geez, guys, I wonder.
And so anyway, this is what's happened
is that I have been suspended for an entire week for that.
That's it.
And I'll play the clip for you guys, OK?
And this is, by the way, there's not a 100% certainty
with this, if this is the clip, but this
is the thing that they quoted from,
and it's the thing that they gave me an example of.
And I will say also, Ben, because there are no white
turbodies, I don't even know what you mean by that.
Well, I just agree that, okay, here's what I was gonna say.
I agree that if somebody does something that's bad
and they don't get banned, you should do it too, right?
But I think it's actually the reverse, right?
If you're gonna ban somebody for this,
then you have to ban a lot of people for other shit.
You have to.
Because that means that you don't send a business.
You don't send a business when it just makes sense
that you're gonna get some points for appearing
like you're doing the right thing.
But in fact, you're just doing it
because it's something that people are going to agree with
and you're trying to get some points
and I don't agree with that.
Because a lot of times you think it's fine,
but whatever it is that you should be that you like
or some guy that you think is saying something
that you agree with, then oh no, don't do this.
Like you're gonna get cornered
if you apply things unilaterally.
By the way, my contact and I have a strong relationship
with Twitch on a personal level
has been nothing but tremendous.
I have great respect for the people
that I've dealt with with Twitch.
I have no actual animosity towards those people.
So just make sure that you guys understand that.
Don't shoot the messenger or anything like that.
It's the moderation team and the people that decided that I did something wrong and maybe they made them a swan
I know they made a mistake, but maybe they'll recognize that and I'll get it on ban early
And if they didn't I guess one thing and here's the annoying thing right is like well if Trump nukes Iran
Which seems like that's getting more likely every day then I'm gonna have to go live on just as go
I don't kick a rumble right do I give a fuck about the opinions a bunch of third worlders in regards to what my country should do
Absolutely fucking not I do not you shouldn't they shouldn't give a fuck about what I think about their country because why would I take somebody's opinion?
is from a shithole in these countries. And by the way, these are shitholes.
Well, Jeff, this applies both ways then, no? I mean, all the respect, doesn't that mean that a lot
of countries that are not in the West should not give a shit about the opinions of some of the people
of the Western world? Because the reality is a lot of things that they do, a lot of the
better they have don't apply in the, oh, you just said that? Okay, well, I've been
agreeing. Many of these countries are shitholes and don't let anybody teach you or tell you
that, oh, it's America's fault. No, it's not. The ones that America has invaded are shitholes.
The ones that America hasn't invaded or Britain hasn't invaded, they're shitholes too. They're
shitholes because the people make them shitholes. And whenever I talk about third-worlders and
third-worldism, I'm not even really talking about a geography I'm talking about an ideology.
And that ideology is the idea that disrespect should be met with violence, the idea that,
you know, crime, dysfunction, discord, and chaos in society should be expected. They're a part
and parcel of living in a modern city and having people, you know, like, oh, well, you
can't say certain things because they might offend people or they'll make them mad.
The idea that getting angry about something is a justification to break the law.
This is what I'm really talking about with Third Worldism, things that...
What makes this a thing?
What makes this a thing?
I mean, like, what do you mean, what do you want me to say?
What do you want me to say?
I know what, what, what, what, what makes this a thing, what do you want me to
say?
What makes this a thing?
What makes this a thing?
I agree with this, I agree with that, I agree with this,
I agree with that.
Well, I disagree with him being banned
because I don't think it's a good time for business.
They don't ban anybody for fucking,
because they don't ban people, they don't give a shit.
Like, when they ban somebody like this,
they just show that they don't care
about banning him in that appearance or way.
Otherwise it would be banning people whether they're right
or what they should do.
They should ban all people.
And I think, guys, all I can see,
and I can only see myself in the past,
where i would get double-centered all the time
and being double-centered uh... uh...
getting hit with double-centered is fucking shit
it's annoying and it's annoying like you get annoyed
and i don't like seeing other people getting hit with double-centered and
don't deserve it
I don't get it, Chad.
Are we dead ass?
How?
Do you want to investigate my PC or no?
Bro, are you like...
Hi.
I swear to God I'm not.
Do you want me to... do you want me to...
screen share?
Select to the...
What?
I don't get it chat how I was hitting it
I
Sound as my shot is my shot I mean
um luckiest no look i mean maybe maybe the audio sometimes the audio is accurate in the
corners and shit who knows
no not this one i don't like the best for it anyway
okay jet what else is there anything interesting five more minutes come on
three more minutes can't complete one more minute
NOOOO!
Jeff, five more minutes!
Is it Convicted Cheater? Right, really?
Wait, was it Convicted Cheater?
Oh, he's a winter guy. I remember that.
I remember that.
What is this called?
It's called... Oh, Jeff! Fudge! Fudge!
This is called a clip. It's called a... I think it's from mountain.
A carabiner. What?
What is this called? A shotcorder.
A bungee cord. What?
What is this called? A zip tie.
A zip tie. What is this called?
A level. A level.
what is this called a suction cup a sucker a suction cup okay what is this
called magnifying glass a magnifying glass what is this called this is called
a angler a protractor same thing what is this called this is called a door
a hinge same thing what is this called this is called a uh it's a crank it's a
valve it's a valve a valve yes what is this called a funnel
a funnel dude I'm fucking I'm him guys I am him we just watch this which
What do you have to say for yourself right what do you have to say for yourself right
cute
All right, what else I think all these is AI now it is just because of the AI wave they use the same type of type of video making whatever
Okay, yeah, what else
Wait, I mean wait was that yeah, I'm not I am real
He was corny ten years ago twit twit
Twits they won't fucking make the twits double the size trying to make us fat
They make the twitch figure, they try to make us fat, you know what I mean?
I think she was corny too!
The red soul twix!
There's something about the twixes!
Twix!
They motherfucking made the twix double the size, trying to make us fat!
You see what I'm saying?
They make the...
Tabel.
Tabel, tabel, tabel, tabel.
Yeah, they reposed this again. Oh no, they're gonna put it again if I watch it then you
Holy holy headshot
That was a nice shot though! Yeah! Chad, that was a nice shot! Chad, how did anything hit as a headshot though?
Oh, cause it went down! Wow, I didn't even touch that charge.
Yeah! Crusher, I'll send you a good several shots man!
Very nice! Heppery shot man, you don't have to do anything.
Oh, I'm not, I'm not a 6-7 glazer.
Six-7.
Why am I at the door by you?
Six-7.
Why am I at the door by you?
I'll get out of here, buddy.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
I have a, I have a cool...
What is this clip about?
I have a yoxic bullshit.
These guys are such a glazer.
Like, nobody gives you enough respect,
I think it's fucking no one talks about what Jinxie does enough JC
He doesn't IRL. He doesn't have to go do these big extravagant streams
Go do this or like like me like go do a tour or go to a club like other streamers or go here. Go there
He goes live
chat
But he didn't say this he didn't say that games or that and he single-handedly revives video games
Yeah
And yeah, he has to do with rainbow six, right? He did it with rainbow six. He did it with uh clash royale
Yeah, he just did it with Rocket League. Wow and these games are getting like new high-player
I started playing rocket because of Jinxie. Yeah, what Jinxie does in streaming is something that is like it's very unique
Yeah, he's he's really truly in like a lane of his own. It's it's it's really cool to see it
I love Jinxie like me and Jinxie are good friends. Yeah, he I've met me school's fuck second one G
Yeah, one of the talk about the fact that I revived
Battlefront 2 twice. Just kidding. We're gonna revive that fucking game.
How did I not get blown up right there? I was about to be baffled that I got
Jack Jack this guy. Is that the guys is it oh cheater McPeter guy. Is that him?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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It's just mad.
Yeah, he self-inserts into other successful people's songs, let's be honest.
What the fuck are they doing?
I guess, dude.
Okay, I should be funny oh my god, you're both gonna go to the left, that's the cross just now
4 days ago 12 views
so basically you're just a fan
you're just a fan you're talking about
hold it hold it hold it
nice
oh my god
what the fuck pengu
oh my god
oh my god
what the fuck
you had one bullet pengu did you know
did you even know
Ah, that guy's got flat on fucking pizza.
Very cool.
Hey, my chat.
What else are you up to?
Anything interesting?
Should we watch it?
Should we watch it?
A little, um, a little, a little real.
Oh yeah, you have a reactive cue for me?
It often feels like Donald Trump would rather be playing golf.
Just look at him.
He loves it.
He took a break from discussing the wars in Ukraine and Gaza to play a quick round at his Scotland course.
And while overseeing a war in Iran, Trump found time to golf in Florida.
Of course many presidents love golf. Obama played on three hundred and thirty three days over his eight years in office
Trump that wait
Oh has played at least three hundred and sixty days in just over five years
But as much as I go back about much three hundred and thirty three days over his eight years in office eight years
Trump though has played at least three hundred and sixty days in just over
It doesn't seem too much.
I think despite, maybe I'm wrong with this,
it's probably not a display of how much useless shit they do.
It's why the disturbance is how much more he likes golf.
Because it's just in general,
I think they probably do as much useless shit.
Let's give it a go.
As much as Donald Trump loves golf,
golf historically hasn't loved him back.
Trump built skyscrapers all over New York City.
became a TV star and bought more than 18 golf clubs.
I'm a loser.
Some of them rich.
I'm just saying, dude.
It goes elite.
But you say now bombets mentioning Trump, but dude,
that applies to a lot more too though.
Used to let him join their clubs.
Trump then became the United States president,
and pro golf ran the other way.
The PGA announced it was cutting ties with Trump's
derailed golf club.
The PGA championship will no longer
be played at Trump National Golf Club.
The golf world is built around exclusivity.
I have got something else to say.
Well, I just don't.
Okay, okay much.
But golf is cool, though.
I've been enjoying some of the posts I see on my Twitter
and my golf is kinda cool.
Urgent, engineering, it helps secure worlds
and most critical software.
Newest frontier, very cool one.
find soccer for the miller is better than the most which skilled humans that
sounds like that
that's actually good all right
what is this video?
an actor known for his buff physique and wild action stunts on the hit Amazon Prime
show Reacher allegedly faced off against one of his neighbors in a real-life
physical confrontation but there is a lot of history and maybe just that
that one viral video you may have seen.
You guys back to the office bike
and then like beach the sh-t down.
Is he going to cry?
I'm sure he looks bad for me, but it's self defense.
Including what seemingly happened
from Alan Rickson's point of view.
I've called them already
because you'll be driving on the sh-t neighborhood
like a f--ing lunatic.
Yeah, you may have seen bits and pieces of this story.
We have so much more.
Welcome to Sidebar, presented by Law and Crime.
I'm Jesse Weber.
Look, I got to say something, as I cover these stories, I'm always thinking about the danger
out there for all of you.
What about this?
What about a stranger?
Yes, it's one of the most formidable-looking actors in Hollywood right now.
I feel very comfortable saying that.
Have you seen this guy?
43 years old, best known as the star of the show, Reacher, stands 6 foot 3 inches
tall, more than 200 pounds, most of it is pure muscle.
I don't think I cared that much about this pretty shocking to see this video of him
Apparently attacking one of his neighbors in Brentwood, Tennessee this affluent area outside of Nashville
That was the initial accusation
A lot more to the story okay a lot more video that helped tell this story because now we have newly released body cam footage and
and video from Richardson's own camera strapped to his chest
that apparently shows what may have happened before.
Oh no definitely.
Oh fuck that.
So now you're gonna have a 360 degree picture.
Oh Gigi.
When the fuck went down.
And we're gonna talk about where all this happened.
That's a report that I mean he probably has
a case of self-defense here.
I mean, this guy's blocking the road.
This guy's body blocking the fucking road.
Game from, but just here's a sample.
He's obviously a liar.
He said I hit him on the fire.
I called him, he was instigating whatever.
He was obviously the first to hear.
Why did he fall because you're on a bike,
and he decided to brake down.
So let's start with the latest video.
From March 22nd, you know what it is.
It quickly swept the internet.
Everybody was talking about it, when viral.
Now because of YouTube guidelines, I have to be clear.
We can't show you the first few seconds
of the witness video where Rickson apparently
hits a man identified as Ronnie Taylor multiple times
as he's on the ground.
That was, again, the allegation, the accusation.
But the camera then zooms in on Rickson
as he appears to walk away, picks up his green motorcycle,
pushing it onto the grass, falls over.
Now, although there's no audio,
Taylor can be seen yelling and waving his arms
before he walks up to the driver's home,
and Rickson drives off.
This is followed by two of his three children
who are on their own bikes.
Taylor did an interview with TMZ
after his video of the confrontation came out.
It went viral, showing what appeared to be
some swelling and red scrapes on his face.
But Richardson himself hinted that there was more to the story.
He posted a quote attributed to Napoleon on his Instagram
saying, oh god.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
So what did we do?
We requested more video from Brentwood police, right?
To see what else happened here.
What was the other angles, OK?
And that is what we have.
That is what I want to break down from.
OK, I'll do it.
I mean, I guess I'm freaking out.
We could probably do a little react perhaps.
That's all right.
For new video, is that actually good?
Ah, what else?
You watching that?
Yeah, but I don't think there's much to it.
I did like-
You spoke with a witness camera
whose Sergeant Figpin also spoke with.
This video showed Mr. Taylor
approaching the middle of the street.
Yeah, I'm not watching this.
I guess I just don't get it much.
I guess I'm sorry.
Yummy.
Um, tell me, are we?
Officers in Depeer, Wisconsin respond to a Walmart where a shopper is reportedly walking around the store with multiple giant knives in his hands.
Out? Yeah, right here in front of the doors.
Hey, put the knife down.
The knife is it?
So you live there?
Hey, drop the knife!
Drop the knife right now!
Chad, people love doing real chat wall-mikers on that.
This better be a skipper out there.
I want to see my friend but maybe I'll just watch him in here, madam.
It's dangerous like that.
Put the knife down.
Drop it on him.
Sir, get out of there.
What are you going to do with it?
Get out now.
Sir.
He's locked himself up.
Cover that. Cover that.
Hey, sir.
Stop.
Hey, is there anybody else in the bathroom?
I'm going to give you a fuck out of this guy.
Do not approve of what he did.
Just put the knife down.
You need some favor please.
We don't want to do that.
We don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
I'm tired man.
What's going on in your life right now?
What's going on?
They don't f**k America.
I'm not.
John, what are you saying?
John, is that a bad habit?
That's what I'm trying to do.
No, it's not.
You know what you do is you put us in that situation, right?
You f**k what we do.
I'm getting moblets, hey?
I understand that.
Please.
You don't want to put another human being in that situation.
I get in the hands of you.
You can have a conversation with your buddy.
It's really tough having a conversation through this door
because I can't hear you.
I didn't have anything to do with it.
Four and a half hours after negotiations
began with the suspect, officers
decide to make their entry into the bathroom.
All the baddest is going to help.
face to it. You can zip up your pants. Probably good ideas. Okay, well actually I'm gonna take that.
Get rid of the phone now. When bystanders detain a man accused of filming a mom and her young
daughter in a public restroom, officers step in to defuse a tense situation. But a risky move
from the suspect leads officers to question what other disturbing secrets he may be trying to
hide. Because you didn't have time to delete the pictures you were trying to delete. What
are we going to find on your phone? The following is based on official police records and the
footage has never been seen before until now. Please note that all persons charged with
a crime are presumed innocent and less and until proven guilty in a court of law. On
December 6th, 2025 dispatchers in Kitsap County, Washington receive a 911 call about
but an incident unfolding at the annual Krampus Festival.
This is Kit and I, what do you want to say?
Yes, hi.
I was in the bathroom, and I forgot to take a picture of the stove.
Can you please call my children?
Call her when we are just there.
I'm so sorry.
My husband's trying to stop the guy from leaving,
and the children are talking out.
We're right here by Bigfoot House.
As a second call comes in, it's clear the situation
is beginning to escalate.
We got someone who was trying to leave the premises after taking a picture of a woman in the bathroom and now he's trying to run.
Now he's getting combative about leaving.
Has anything been physical? Has anyone touched anyone?
Someone just asked him about it and then he immediately ran into them to try and knock him over to get out of the area.
Are we physically detaining him?
We got two people, yes, because he's starting to swing.
I got what happens here for you.
I beat up.
Okay, what do you mean by that?
I got confused.
Wrong day.
I got tired.
Okay.
Another officer speaks with the victim's husband,
who explains his version of the vets.
I don't know if you hear this.
I heard my wife scream and she said that he was taking a picture of her.
So that's why I stopped him.
Okay.
What did you do for a man who just went by, asked him why he was taking a picture of her, then everything just escalated for him, you know.
The officer lets the suspect know he's being detained and isn't free to leave before reading his Miranda rides.
Oh, the Miranda car, Jesus.
Probably for me, Brad. They hit somebody, hit you, okay?
I went in the wrong bathroom.
You went in the wrong bathroom? Okay. And then what happened?
I locked down and peaked me.
Okay, why is your zipper undone?
Because I always forget.
You're a lot of time back for good things.
You forget to say that.
So you went in the wrong bathroom,
and you recognize there's a long bathroom in the bathroom.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
But your zipper is down?
Because I forget.
All right.
Were you doing anything else in there?
It seems like, maybe, did you have your phone out?
No, I didn't.
You didn't have your phone out?
Did you have it?
Well, I had it somehow.
I was looking at YouTube.
Looking at YouTube?
Okay.
Okay, do you have any idea on there?
I do.
Can I look at it?
Appreciate it.
They identify the man as 48-year-old Brian Leroy Group, and will soon hear more of his
side of the story.
In the meantime, an officer speaks with one of the victims to better understand what
happened in the women's restroom.
Well, I went into the bathroom to, you know, use this phone.
It was only one of them, but when I went in there, I like saw was a phone underneath
to take a picture and when I start yelling, the door wide open, but my daughter had just
gone in there before me.
Leroy, did you see anything on the phone to the show that it was taking pictures of the
video and not on?
No.
No.
Do you remember what, like, direction the phone was facing was like the screen facing
me?
Like that.
Like that.
Yeah.
Police also spoke with the victim's daughter who had gone into the stall first.
But if Brian recorded or photographed her, she was completely unaware.
I believe in a teenager that's not a child, I wouldn't.
Oh, I'm not saying I wouldn't.
Jeff, drink drinks when the sun is out like that.
I'm not gonna do that.
You win one of the stalls.
You like your fun.
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, how do we know if you
like a complete life failure, Jeff?
If you drink when the sun is out like that, right?
And then you go out and shop, sort of like fucked up.
Oh, you're a loser, I mean.
OK.
It's the most loser I've ever seen, you know?
What's that?
Did you record anything on your phone?
No, I didn't record anything.
So if we looked on your phone, there wouldn't be any videos.
Did you go to the bathroom while you were in there this time?
Yeah.
I took that image to live.
No, I didn't see a little patch.
The officer takes the discussion outside,
away from store patrons.
But one problem is still on full display.
You can zip up your pants.
Probably a good idea.
That's OK.
You have your phone on you still?
All right.
You mind opening it?
You don't want it to?
No, I didn't get it.
Did I have rights?
You definitely have rights.
You have rights.
I mean, but if you showed and we saw
that there was nothing on there,
then it'd be pretty clear you had some notices.
What's that?
Yeah, we're doing that now.
Brian takes out his phone,
but when the officer notices
he appears to be deleting something,
the situation spirals.
Okay, well, actually I'm gonna take that.
I'm gonna take that.
Give her the phone now.
Give her the phone.
Okay.
You're under arrest.
Stop fighting.
Stop fighting.
Okay.
Stop fighting.
Stop fighting.
Get him on the ground.
On the ground.
On the ground.
Calm down.
Hey, you hear me?
Yeah.
Calm down.
You're being arrested
there's probable cause to rest you and as soon as you start doing what you're doing you get more
probable cause for resistance. So stop it please. You guys are asking you nicely.
Alright we've already read your rights. Those still apply. Now you're officially under arrest.
We're going to take your phone. We're going to get a warrant for your phone. What are we going
to find on there because you didn't have time to delete the pictures you were trying to delete.
What are we going to find on your phone? It's not worth lying because we are going to get a warrant,
we are going to find pictures. He doesn't answer but it's far too late as the contents of his
phone will later prove to be so vile it defies explanation. Here's the problem your resistance
is an indication that what went on in that bathroom is exactly what the people said it was
And that's why there will be a warrant written for you.
Jack, if you get a warrant, he can't put the pass on it.
He doesn't put the pass on it. What else?
Come later for what?
No, you're going to jail today.
I understand.
Yeah, you're still coming back later.
After declining medical care for his eye,
Brian was placed in the back of a cruiser,
a place that may not be unfamiliar to him.
According to police records, Brian has a criminal history,
having been previously charged with child...
in the first degree, as well as residential burglary
with motivation.
Whoa!
He's a registered sh-
Yes.
Shocker.
After securing a warrant for Brian's phone,
investigators located 47 separate files containing
CSAM, or child abuse material, with many of the female victims
appearing to be between seven and nine years old.
Six videos were recovered that were recorded inside the restroom
at the Krampus Festival.
Two of those videos are believed
to depict the victim's interview on scene.
Investigators noted that during those recordings,
Brian did not appear to be interested in recording
the mother while she was using the restroom.
Instead, his attention appeared to be focused on her child.
On December 8th, 2025, 48-year-old Brian Leroy Group
was charged with voyeurism in the first degree
and resisting arrest.
The case is ongoing with the jury trial currently set
for May of 2026.
Um, alright, I guess, what the fuck is that?
I mean, what the fuck?
Should I name it the chase today?
Dude.
Alright.
Okay.
What was this?
this is limousole oh I think we are we're watching before or something like this before
the five-minute trash shit yeah we've seen it before oh watch this let's see what this is
a year has passed since the sorrow of the podlets fled into the forest and deep in a canyon
The little female...
I watch on my TV.
This is... this is terrible.
3 meters long.
9.9?
Well, the reason the quality of the video is...
This is way better.
What about this one?
As they mature, young males begin to explore the boundaries of the pride's territory.
Oh, chills.
Red has ventured out alone.
And London's straight into the middle of the Hyena Clam.
He's trapped by a little bit 20 of them.
The patrick tries to wear him down, this number of hyenas could kill him.
I mean, it's not pretty high risk getting one against Vivian and Gigi, for the rest of the life, even, sir.
It's impossible to fight the lower ones.
He can't keep them up there for much longer.
He's tiring fast.
The ally Tartu has heard the commotion.
I'm missing a chance there.
Now the odds have changed.
Even for 20 hyenas, a pair of male lions is too much to take on.
He's lucky.
Thank you.
But is that the same though?
Chad?
Chad, is this scripted for content?
Is that him?
I know, the odds have changed.
Chad, how is his teeth so much different though, no?
Chad, look at him.
Is that the steepest chips and it's metallic massive?
It's like no
no
Even for 20 hyenas a pair of male ones is too much to take on
Jack what if they fake the videos though?
Jack what if they set it up so that he would get help is it oh yeah, you know
I mean, what they do though, I can't prove to you,
I mean, sometimes they do though.
I said this is unlikely.
I think I do personally.
What is that?
What's that?
This was posted two days ago,
I just found a video, what is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
A snake sound is not very good, but they can detect movement.
So if the hatchling keeps its nerve, it may just avoid detection.
Holy, holy shabby.
Those bad legends are swung in here.
Watch this, watch this.
Holy.
What a shot.
Yo, the Keramen are hitting max when in real time, look at this.
dude the snake falling down and he's he's literally he's hissing up a near
miraculous escape all right exhausted from his swim the bear must regain with
We've seen his strength. We've seen his mumbledore.
The next day, a sea fog shrouds the island.
The Wallace is sensed that they're in danger.
Do slowly, slowly, slowly.
Using the fog as cover, the bear approaches the herd.
Oh, I am off.
The adults close ranks around their young, presenting a wall of blubber and high.
He tests the battle, but it stands firm.
It appears that the world's largest land carnivore has met his match.
There must be a question.
Are Walrus' teeth too big for their build or for their utility?
I think they've outpaced their evolutionary genes.
They've taken the armor somewhere.
We know them.
Look here.
There is a child called Frisk Dakin.
There is a guy called Frisk Dakin.
This female walrus is shielding her pup if he can just prize her off.
The bear's claws and teeth can't penetrate a thick hide.
With the herd retreating to water, the bear must move quickly.
Having failed with one, he heads straight for another.
The chance of his first meal in months is slipping away.
He seems increasingly desperate.
Oh, he's not looking long yet.
It's now or never.
He was devoid of stabbing tusks
to face the wind.
Now it's close.
The flailing walrus is immensely powerful
and drags the bear away from the shallows
towards the safety of the herd.
Jesus, man.
It slips from his grasp.
Yeah, that's gonna be tough, Jack.
All his energy spent when he looked at his big ass mother sucker, how much energy he
Yes, these guys spend like a day is a day and a half is worth of energy on this muscle. Okay, and you got nothing
Jesus I have to go eat some sea algae and shit
Like a mumbra
Let's get let's be honest that this bear
They were waiting for fucking six months to get a cat of this bear. They these cameraman guy, right?
They gate the jet they give him a little bit of food so that they would get another shot
Hey, you know that a full meat and I will meet I know for a fact they give him some
some fish or whatever so they would they would get another film segment in a few
days otherwise they lose their content and they say oh guys don't the
government cannot touch or interact with the old bull won't tolerate a rival
pushing and shoving they size each other up
The young rival seems to think he has a chance and attacks.
The first few blows usually settle things in such battles, but here the stakes are high.
to lose means exile in the desert
neither will back down as the fight intensifies they change tactics the
The young male aims for the rump.
The old bull targets his rival's legs.
Play again!
The old bull is down.
Is this the end of his reign?
Oh no, oh, chap, he's crying.
He knows a knockout blow is coming.
W.W. Speed.
Sank!
But the old bull ducks.
And strikes a blow to his right-
What?
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just gonna send the medics that they had on set
because this is the whole studio
the old bull is victorious
but only just
Jesus, the battle starts then
Hey, Jeff, that's about it for the animal video segment of the day.
Um, that was cool, though.
Always never want to break into a fight and it gets too close to us.
Just back up.
Yeah, leave the cameras.
Leave it.
I'll pop a flare if I have to.
Yes.
Yeah, just just get it.
Let's stay together and get the fight.
because they are gonna fight.
What the fuck was that?
What the?
That the ex-QC.
That was the audio, not mine.
Chad, I wish we could educate the bears
and tell them that these fights are worth it.
They never ended in a clear winner, one.
Most of them never ended in a clear winner.
And they bind up scarred for life, which wounds that they'll carry until they die.
Oh, the chicks dig it, they really...
They watch that?
Oh
Oh, yeah
like are you gonna get I'm watching I'm paying attention
I love that maybe the most awesome bear fight ever recorded whoa that is so good
This is a gift for mother nature man
Jake you're gonna be world famous. Yo yo
He just keeps talking
It's one of the most intense bear fights I've ever seen in 25 years
We made machines this over a man in BTW the mouse super wise
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This is the best footage ever in 25 years, and then I'm gonna ruin it with my commentary again.
That's my...
Yeah, yeah, he's the winner of all...
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Was a bit
Now they have to go rest for fucking three years
Like me
It's fine. It's always a draw. Sorry. I've seen videos like hundreds of times.
Okay. The winner one. It's usually a draw. Yeah. So just basically stick them whichever one stays in frame and then let them leave frame.
I mean, he wins by smiling like a stomach.
That's very cool.
All right.
Oh, look at that.
Oh my god, is it right outside?
Yeah, I see it.
Very cool.
Very cool.
like tropical rain
I can't see it.
I'm just gonna say it's going to attack, no?
Hey, X! Have you ever seen the movie core in such an interesting movie?
I think you'd like.
Watch it.
Maybe I'm gonna watch it, I'll put them all on my list.
Is that sort of back?
Looks like it.
That's a cool noise, no?
wait why do we have an ammo for that? what the fuck is that xqcdk that's
crazy why we didn't have that? show me the new pokemon. it's called Pokemon
champions it's a disaster anything in these battles see pretty big here's all
this new stuff that you can do you can you can use the moves which is very strange
this tweet also mentions that if you encore into an electric move that is
not redirected into lightning rod if the picks the partner slot so onto my
switch and it does not necessarily feel like a premium switch to game that
then we'll be dumbed down later for smartphones if that if that makes it on
the phone it leaves a bit to be desired and again the graphics they're not a
huge part of competitive Pokemon truly I mean the mechanics are kind of really
the biggest thing we need to worry about but put all of your manpower into
just there's nothing else for them to do on this it's just they could make it
look they could make it a look a look a lot better and I don't think that's
unfair to say and again one of the cool things about champions is that
It's gonna be an ever-changing kind of landscape that they can introduce updates. They can look different, but I think that I mean at least
All the new Pokemon shit is kind of sloppy toppy
I mean, it's it is what it is. I mean, it's just it doesn't really do anything
It is kind of it exists for you to buy it and it exists longer for you spend more money on the product
It's that's it. There's not much else about there's no there's no vision for it
That's what the vision is at.
That's a lot of things that have been needed.
It's just like a mud-up.
So everything is big-ass told most of the career?
My character, it's the biggest frog in Africa.
And it's very aggressive.
It's got a very powerful bite for one thing.
But in spite of that, it's a devoted father.
Look at the gap, either.
Bullfrogs spawn in little pools around the margins of a larger pond.
And after mating is over, one male stays to watch over them all.
But the water is evaporating and the tadpoles are now crowded together in a single pool.
So how do they hatch them at once?
It's now drying up.
The tadpoles will be dead within an hour, unless the male can do something to save them.
And he starts doing just that.
He begins to dig a channel to connect the tadpoles into a pool to the main pond.
He must be quick.
It's a major toss.
How is he still so smart though?
A lot of thinking process has happened for him to do that though.
Down they swim.
Look at that.
I mean, I'm not sure, but it seems like there's more layers of thinking behind that.
The tadpoles are saved.
Are all of those going to be a big ass flogging again?
I'll make it when I
Make the house seem pretty healthy kind of
All the predators
Not on it. Oh
Well skill issue
Was that? Oh, I'm not
That's so the ball, but I don't do if you can do terms like this you're kind of a loser
Assuming the games like like there is no way that you're out there sitting down and they make it to that as a fucking
Pokemon pinball in this motherfucker it would compare to the legends like emerald and platinum like fuck this
So this is what Jesse was doing when he was gone for a year
You know I hear once they tell us what just said
Emerald is at Jack s is only for the ultra tier
Rubik's fire is a plus plus plus
Emerald is S.
Genuinely, these are chat, these are A plus chat. I would I'm gonna say soon crazy
Lead green fire red is buried in a rubines of fire via a small margin and just a little bit less than emerald
And then it's wedged because it's all so good they wedged
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It's ours by the house that make three new categories just in a shit
So they put this one up all the way down. I was up. I was gonna put those into never existed before
holy shit
Mr. Dungeons
I was underrated but actually really exactly what they should be pretty minute
They're okay pretty minute. I think they're busy. I
Think they're solid B pluses. I think
rescue team and shit
They're good B pluses
Jeff Loki they get beaten by a Pokemon photo or whatever
Then you're good in there
Okay Pokemon Stadium
stadium it's s it's s stadium is straight goaded that she is a hard costume is a little
bit of a of a b-minus though unfortunately actually you know I don't like said that it's
to see.
That's about it.
Uh, Pokemon Go.
Even Pokemon Go to the polls.
Yeah, what is, yeah, what is Snapper?
Yeah, where is, I don't even see Snapper.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever played that before.
Oh, no, is that the photo one?
on the Nintendo?
I don't see it.
Is that a problem on my right?
Oh, this one!
This one!
Oh, bang!
S minus!
S minus!
Which is so good. Which is so good. We will hear the word it minus they get mad, but it's true
Fuck puzzle league in yeah, if I know that's right
That that's my that's my take it
Oh sister already right
Yeah, this could be a good chapter 3, buddy.
Can I have one of these coming out?
Next year.
Next year.
I sent a Gen 1 Pokémon all the way to Generation 9 on the actual hardware.
I picked up the Squirtle from Officer Ginny in Pokemon Yellow and went straight to the
cable club using the time capsule in Pokemon Chris-
Yo, yo chat, I'm Jillis in the chat, you guys are gonna get mad at me.
Don't get too mad at me, my brother would do this and he would pull the plug when
the Pokemon were in the middle and dupe this shit.
We did that.
We did that.
I sent Squirtle forward in time to the JoJo region, cursed sprite and all.
Now sending Pokemon from Gen 2 to Gen 3 used to be impossible, but with this homebrew
tool called PoketransporterGB. We can actually make that jump and do it on the real consoles.
So I booted that Poketransporter, removed the cartridge, which feels illegal,
and put in my copy of Emerald. This tool, which looks unbelievably official by the way, brings an
entire box of Pokémon out. So more than Squirtle made the jump to Hoenn, but we put Emerald in
the GBA slot. We also have Platinum in it, and we head over to PAL Park to physically capture
our selected little guys. For the Unoba region, we need two DS consoles. Using DS download play,
we boot up PokéTransfer, select our Pokémon, and play a little mini-game to capture our transfers.
From here, the methods get less interesting, using the official PokéTransporter.
chat people that use the game shark chat if I was a kid I I would have fought
them in real life at this time we can send our Pokemon I hated the game shark
Andy Alex then I I think this is what you tell the region next we send Squirtle
from Bank to Pokemon home and check him out in the Galar region he's huge and
back into Pokemon home one more time and here he is in Pal day and after all
all that work. I sent a Gen 1
Pokemon. Action replay.
Say that again. I'm trying to
sell that card. Let's see what
we got. We're nothing. You sure
you want to try to sell it to
me, man? Everybody tells me
I'm a scammer. You know the
price? All right. What's the
price, bro? 200 is what I
sell them. Okay. 200 is
sold. That's the average of the last sold. Okay. So basically
can give us 10 bucks and some and some credit actually today
I just sold for 150. Before that was 200 155 200 200 150. So
if it's selling at 150 and 200, this is where me I had a
massive store and have a guy show up and then he would look
at the camera and see that with the car is yes I sell
and I would have my own price sold to myself at a low
price of it is so we can low ball this this fool.
Andrew, where do you want it? Where do you want to price it at?
Right in the middle of 175. Okay. What do you know what percentage you're looking for?
So me as a vendor, right?
We can agree on the market price. It's 175 right in the middle, right?
But then I need to take in a percentage in order to give myself room to be
able to sell it later, right? So if we're going to call market 175,
do you know what percentage you want to be at that I pay you for it?
You don't. Okay. So let's do this.
We'll just do my normal percentage which is 80% comes out to 140 so I can pay you 140 for this card. What?
You need 165 for it, so do me a favor go tell your dad
165 is 94% of the current market value and that's way too high. I can't pay that. How's it going?
Well, it's yet to chose it and posted it
This is it shows us out of all the encounters with the customers. Yes, they decided to go for that one
I'm looking for a weird game man. I'm looking for lucky Luke for the PlayStation one lucky Luke. Yo, I had
Thank you
So brother I'm looking for a weird game, man. I'm looking for lucky Luke for the PlayStation one
No, no, I have the game. I guess I had the um, what's up, man? I'm looking for lucky Luke for the place the comics
I'm looking for lucky Luke for the PlayStation one. Do you guys have that?
It said to be the guy who shoots fat in his own channel.
This is a unique spot to be in.
He's trying to say that I could shoot this.
Did I go for it?
No way.
Am I allowed to put my thing in the water right there, like the sand?
No, you can't.
You can't?
Yes, you can.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, in the water, you can.
Ooh, get the tuba.
Okay, here we go.
It's getting really hard.
This is a unique spot to be in.
Holy shit.
How was this?
Hey Grimoire.
Move forward.
Move forward.
Okay, that's a little weird.
Hold on a minute.
Now it's getting a little weird.
Okay, that's a little weird. Hold on a minute. Now it's getting a little weird.
Uh...
Hey, Grimlock, can it attack?
Attack.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wow!
Hold on!
So it's listening.
Hey, Grimlock, self-explode!
Can it do that?
You can't do that.
Oh, why not?
Also, why would you ask that?
That's pretty cool, bro.
Chad, all I want to do is do a bros' bro.
Hold up, bro.
All right.
All right, also, you want it?
Say that again.
This thing is a homo-sache.
This thing is a homo-sache.
Say that again.
I
Mean I mean I would roll them as be honest and the voters and does not play any games
Yes, awesome just piss me off at this point
What is another doing this one serious?
Man y'all who verse Kirk fc verse entertain Trump verse Putin Biden verse Alex Jones Elon Musk verse Kai Sinech mr. Bees verse Nico tonight
Yo, is that open some cases
I'm not looking at it, then fuck it.
8-1 dude DC's and now he's uh, owning.
What? You know just...
Guys, is he good rank at all?
I'm like 17,000.
But I didn't play at all of them.
I
Do not do my law but I have a 10 out of like 10 games played bitch ass
I guess.
Strike.
It's around the wall, it's brilliant.
And Athletico Maggiutli...
...will be to have the strike.
It's around the wall, it's brilliant.
And Athletico Maggiutli, the Barcelona 1-0,
on the stroke of our time.
Barcelona having just been reduced to 10.
It's double...
I guess, dude.
There's nothing to tease about.
I'm literally in the game now if I do my placements, I'm literally 17,000 I'm pretty sure I ended
high in that I was more than 10,000 I was like 18,000 or something like that.
Bro what are you talking about?
I literally am you bitch ass?
Yo somebody's gonna give me a clip, somebody's gonna give me a clip of my old CS matches
and I'm quite literally that high.
Shall I tell them?
I'll play what?
Dude, low key, we can do some switch bowling.
Shall I, how do you look at your patch,
Mass Magistrate. How do you look? How do you look?
The television?
Wait, that's all I have is three matches?
Huh?
No, no, no, no. Chopper, you can inspect your badge.
Coin in inventory.
Which one? Which one? Coin.
Hmm?
I don't have a QG.
Premier? Look at that. Premier? Bang! See?
Oh, no, no, this is my friends.
What's that? If I Q, it's going to be that much.
I don't want to Q because I don't want to win. I don't want to play.
So my name's a microcrack rest
Yeah, I just a few changes forever
Bang
Looker 17,000 longer than
It says it right there
Bro, man, for what reason? Bro, man, for what reason? Explain that.
Look, see? In my games, it's all 17,000 players.
Also, KDF1 is not bad. It's not bad at all.
KDF1 is not bad.
see check check it's proven one chat it gets moving wrong and they won't they won't at least
acknowledge okay let me open like it's just just 40 pages I mean it should be that long
This is a good song I think.
Probably one of his better songs of all the recent work in the UK.
Chat.
Okay, a few quotes.
Yeah, 12ings sounds pretty fun though.
Chat, before this strategy,
I did this battle over today an hour and a half
we'll just play a few games maybe some market
mother card clubhouse games perhaps some bowling
I'm gonna do some more Harry games.
Hold on.
Why not Mario what?
Mario Tennis?
I didn't even play it before.
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Like a lot but you have people get rid of their fucking living room radiators
I'm going to put it up here?
Well I didn't get it so I had to go get a spy on this shit.
You can do this EU, this UK, UK US spy, whatever, I'm getting it in there.
Don't
Yo!
Backo, you want this?
What?
Yeah, what is it?
It's uh...
It's one of the rarest bayonet ultraviolet then.
But I have two lights?
Yeah, yeah, you can have it.
Really?
Thank you.
Hey!
That's really hard.
It looks like a samurai sword.
A what?
It looks like a samurai sword.
What? Yeah, yo true actually kind of, yeah.
Yeah, how much is that worth then?
Old Traloo Violet
Bayonet
All right.
It's worth it.
Um.
Thanks for listening.
In a box!
What?
Oh, no, that man is M9. Not bad. That's M9. But um, uh, yeah, it's gonna be long. It's
not, yeah, 3 out of the, yeah, it's not too bad at all. Yeah, no, you know, you can have
this one.
Yeah sorry Bruce you can have the next one if it's dog shit I mean okay that's not
really bad.
I want a million.
If I get one then I'm not as good as the dog shit you can have it.
and a comment.
Ummm...
Excuse me.
Your profile has been signed
by streamer.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
BANG!
HOLY SHIT!
Now...
...finish it up.
Oh, now find my Gleezy!
Back to back!
Oh, now that wasn't the back of my Gleezy.
That was a little hard.
I
Got the clothes
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Yeah, I think it's 5G.
Yeah, I know the deal.
Oh, no, I have the other answer.
I guess we're not doing that.
Oh, but what were we working with it last time?
Almost, yeah, it was.
I guess UG is... what should we do then chat?
What the fuck?
Did you put it on your password?
Yeah I did.
Did you reset the console?
Yeah reset it.
Wait...
Not sweet, no.
Yeah but I don't know how to close it.
I don't think you can.
Yeah you can.
Oh!
The router!
6 hertz.
Oh.
How do you fix that?
From 6 hertz to whatever.
Change one by settings and add this.
I don't get it.
What is that?
So do you want to do this?
You do this? Oh, one, oh, one, oh, one, oh, one?
Yeah.
Do not do that. Do not do that.
I don't know how to do that.
No, I trust in you, I trust in you.
Yeah, it's in school.
Oh, that was for DNS.
Yeah, it changed, I think.
Oh.
Well, not sure I knew what idea I got this guy weird. No
He did it and then
The one is just that that's it. Are you sure? So last and first
Never on my life
Then save and connect
Oh my god!
Yo!
Yo!
Wow!
Tini!
Wait, what the f-
Very tiny moment right there.
How did he do that?
He's got some genius everything.
Wait, how did he do that?
That's fucking busted it
All right by the house whoa
Another other than the updated
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Oh my god, bro, you're a key.
I know this is.
You're getting real, what?
Should have paid us enough to fucking live.
You know, we may not get paid enough to fucking live, but these bitches dirt cheap.
All you had to do was pay us enough to live.
All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live.
All right?
All you had to do was pay us enough to live.
Here goes your inventory.
Brother! Brother!
How many updates are there?
What the fuck is he doing?
Check, why is it not installing?
I don't get it.
Fuck it, I'm not doing it.
Piece of shit.
Wait, if I don't like that, I don't do that.
What is it loading?
Hello, ex-QC, I have some news.
The wife said if I watch another one of your streams, then she is leaving me and taking
me to...
What the fuck is it loading?
Anyway, here I am.
Okay, I'm going to hard to save him.
i'm gonna hold this area then, i'm gonna set it to my last one
I
Like it
Dude God for a video on a fucking like play one video game on a fucking switch
They want you to fucking rebuy internet live
Subscrib them for ten years
Get a new console update your fucking controllers update the game update software
update the softwares update update
Work update the update or software like fucking dumb ass. How about play a video game? What the fuck is this oh?
My god, bro. It actually a day I can't
It's off the Wi-Fi
No, I mean it just, it just resented, so it's, maybe it's working.
That police standoff you were watching, at the start is a great example of why the grapple
isn't perfect although Kofs did way too fast.
You should watch.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
I'm done.
I guess dude.
Yeah well what do you think of what I'm doing?
XQC, please relax. Your cortisol levels are higher than Trane. XQCL to you and chat.
I mean, I guess we'll never know why I can't play online. This is just stupid.
I get it if you have 2.4 Wi-Fi use that wasn't me 2.4
2.4 gigahertz how do you do that?
Oh, cancel.
Manual.
manual
Okay, I'm not gonna hold on. I'm gonna hold on hold on. Just go automatic boom automatic safe settings
Bang and then switch to the network product boom then
Connect boom
I'm done
Yeah, I'm into this next next next the next game check what we're playing
We have about an hour, I mean the nose is bad, what can you do?
We can play some, give us some friends, shall we?
Preston, how do you fix that?
Maybe I play the game on the wrong level, we're both doing something in a minute,
no?
Sometimes it's okay not to take a pawn.
Don't give tips when you're garbage at the game.
Oh my, oh my God!
What?
Oh my God.
Shadow my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Yo, XQC bro, can you teach me how to do this?
Please bro, please my friend, I'm learning.
Oh, oh, it all falls down.
Hello.
Yeah, true or false?
And I wonder if you know what it means to find your dreams come true.
27 months.
Wow.
Yeah, what about Among Us?
Among Us, lovey?
Let's lobby.
Check.
No, we have time, we have time.
Maybe we can be the one on a chance maps.
I thought we have the uh this word.
What's up with that ad?
Maybe we can do a pun, but I don't know.
Ah.
Alright, this is one game.
This is one one one one one one per game.
No, not this.
Chad, no cheating, no cheating, no cheating.
I'm moving the group over there.
Um.
You.
This goes the same song.
Chat, is he going to do...
I don't know what this is doing.
I know what he's doing.
Okay, fuck, yeah, I think he's got it, though.
Don't
No, he doesn't have it
That works
And he's gonna do this right
Hold on
Bish up block is not good either.
Guys Bish up block is not good either.
Guys Bish up block means that he goes um this and then he takes steak it's bad.
I don't know.
FUCK YOU!
He's gonna do this, that, this. Fair enough, I mean, it's whatever.
One of those like gimmick players is all good.
Man, he's a gimmick player. He probably doesn't stay up at the end of it.
I should have just taken my W early on and then move on.
Okay, hold on, I have a few opnins here, hold on, um, there's a good place here, kind of,
that's good that's good that's free matter that's free matter that's free
match buddy
oh wow that's actually cooked wait a minute
He's going to take take, fuck.
No rocks, it's going to be really tough on that man, it's going to be...
I'm cut.
I
Make this go for this so maybe I just go like this
Yeah, it's good
Hold on I could win this
Hold on
Check. That's fine.
What's that?
Well, he's fucked!
Chat mic, peace development is a little bit in his, right?
Um...
That's fine.
I pressure on this, I move up on that, then I get this, then I get that!
I- I get this, then I get that!
Wait, no, he's this guy. No, no, I press her up, he's gonna move away, then I do my fourth.
Wait, is that what you want to take it?
Why is it good to mark him when that was actually good?
Take it.
Bishop take it.
This is the fourth pressure over here.
I think I lose just because I have a knife at the end, I mean, I don't know, maybe, who knows.
I'm shooting up my king and I move my pawns like an army.
The king moves, the army moves.
Pond up.
The army moves.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Ah-ha!
He's shredding one down, but yeah, but he has a lot of better moves, though.
get a lot of the moves in. Push.
Now I can release this guy. Take. If not.
Oh fudge. Bang!
I
That's a draw. If you play it out, it's a draw. It's a draw. Okay, I mean, you're a loser. It's all good.
You played some nice moves in that tough game. Let's look at a tactical finding that.
You allowed the opponent to win a knight through a fork.
Because he's a gimmick player! Because he's a fucking bitch ass gimmick player!
And he's a gimmickin'
Oh wow
Bang bang
Bang bang bang
That works
Another gimmick. Another gimmick rookie.
Another bitch ass gimmick player man
Oh
Hey is that works in
Who's gonna shooting
He's just shitting him!
Wait, isn't that checkmate?
No, it kind of is not. It's not fully checked mate, but I think it's CM2+.
He's cheating, that's all good of me, he's cheating, he won't cheat on the family these
days, it's a nice faggot, the guy's literally cheating, he's literally cheating.
He's never going to do anything here.
What did you just do?
What did you just do?
This?
That's fine.
Watch this, watch this, buddy.
That.
I can probably pressure up now.
Check that pressure up.
What is he going to do?
What is he going to do?
What is he going to do?
What is he going to do?
What is he going to do?
What is he going to do?
Check that first drop, what is he gonna do?
Probably this better move than for overall development, yeah, bang, bang, what's that?
I mean, I guess, huh?
Yeah, yeah, loser.
Actually, just done this. Now, now it's like...
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him.
He has to move out of the file or out of the diagonal.
I'm fucked.
BING BONG BING BANG
It isn't BING then BING BONG
Well, check out, no, Bing does bangs, I can't do that, but if I do this, it releases my
pun development and also I can do some cool shit in here.
What is he doing this is a special but they can only sign I'm gonna start I
I
Winner he's devil
Being
Ball
Bishop, 20 Bishop, 20 Bishop take it and Queen take Queen's sake, but then
second rooster, second rooster, Queen check, checkmate, bang bang bang it
XQC L. Bang! Hello there! I got it!
Hope! Triple stack! Bon fork! Nope.
Just triple stack GG triple stack it goes game
Hold on hold it
Bing no
Hold
Bang! Yeah he's got me!
Oh! No! There's a free movement!
That's free!
Now if he pushes the...
Then I get a free movement!
Uhhhhhhhh.
Hold on.
Maybe bomb?
Nope.
Watch this shit.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Oh, he could just check like this, right?
No it's not!
If he does that, then I check.
Take it.
I can't take it with the Queen because I'm fucking out.
Just go and check.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
If it does, bing.
You didn't see it.
You missed it.
What did you do then?
Then what did you do then?
BING TRIM BING TAKE BANG TAKE
takes. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Because then he does a forced check
intertake
What is what is being being
Being
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Yeah, he didn't move that. I was thinking about how do you find he's sleeping and how do you find it?
How do you find it?
He's sleeping
Check that, the move I presented was actually hard, that was a pretty crazy move.
I don't get it. What do you do that for?
Maybe he wants to do this?
Oh my queen.
No fucking annoying.
Many dead and so fucking annoying.
He's dying.
He lives in the Christmas islands.
I mean, that's not even a real place.
The Christmas Islands!
You can take the free bishop.
No you can't dude!
Brother, if I took the free bishop, he would have just taken my queen.
What the fuck is he doing?
Did I take the pawn?
Hold on, that would release the queen though, for doing a check.
Bing bang, check takes, takes?
I don't want, I better not even think about it.
I'm just gonna send it.
Mr. Cowex gives you out.
Wait.
I don't understand.
This is good, and that's good, let's go, let's go more.
I think the rope, it takes my queen.
Well, technically, this is better.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!
Don't fucking say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.
You snipe me. I don't know what's happening guys. I don't know what I want to do.
oh wait no no he can you just take it what
you just take it
being you that'll be a massive fork but you just stay with it with the bus
over the buster right?
oh oh oh
bang bang spank bolt, bang spank, yes yes
Spanxbones Bing! Oh buddy, she's by like oh dude a free piece for me? Yep, but then a free piece for me!
Pussy! Bad!
Look at that, look at that fork, look at that fork. Holy shit.
Now he's going to do what he's going to do. Move to the corner. Buddy, buddy, just put
the queen in the bag yet. Buddy, just put the queen in the wooden box, buddy. Just
put in the box we don't care we don't care the queen in the box
chat even if I look is dead
No, you can't do it again in one thing, because he's in check, bro.
He's in check, Moron.
He is in check, Moron.
Oh my God, if he moves to the side check, he gets double checked, checked.
He gets double pronged, checked, checked.
Because he would be checked by this buster.
then he'd take the mother sucker.
I even DC, he was flabbergasted.
He saw it move and said it.
Yo, hold on.
And then he, bro, his brain collapsed.
He pulled the plug. He pulled the plug.
I mean, I would have been something.
I'm not gonna lie.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You're shit at the game.
Nice win, let's review it together.
Boldly sacrificing their knight.
A clever tactic.
Fuck off!
I don't need no lessons, I am a lesson.
Oh
Huh
Hold on.
If he does this, am I checkmate?
Oh, this threatens that.
Push down equals bang.
Now if I check him first,
I do check him first actually.
Bang.
He has a block.
And then I go for it
Jack that's good
That was good
Oh oh she bunk
What is going on with this, what is going on with this?
Shbunk!
Oh!
What a doubt!
Shbunk!
I mean, takes night, takes a pond.
I mean, takes night, takes a pond.
I mean, takes night, takes a pun.
What was that?
Go, go, go.
Shbang?
And then shbong.
Huh?
Huh?
Uh-oh.
I don't know what I want
Either she here probably here probably she here to cancel his development
Okay, if I go here I
Still cancel his development over here because if he goes for something like this then say like this
I mean queen up are you stupid why what did you do dude what is it doing brah
Fuck you, I'm trading.
I'll give you a shit, I'm trading.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
What the fuck is the hip hop?
What about the castle?
I had to trade there.
I mean, I'm on Blackie.
I'm on Blackie trading.
First trade.
First trade.
First trade.
First trade.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
You
Was that a cup
Okay, okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay, okay, then I do this then.
FUCK YOU!
HODAN! HODAN! HODAN! HODAN! HODAN! HODAN!
EEEH!
I'm fucked.
RRRR!
I have I have a nice I came up at the back. Anyway, that's just sad man. That's that's not right
Check moves me to check though that I would be fucked I would be fucked I have to add train at the train
I had to train I had to I had to I had to
I had to trade it
Chat it I don't understand it the move that I was talking about it. It would have completely smoked me
It's okay. I don't need time. My lagging brain is really fast. He's gonna do this, I do that,
anything to do this that's fine
I got it
I know this because I'm in middle of two.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
I think he made a blunder.
He blundered it.
H-how did he- he blundered for sure!
What? What is he doing?
Come on, come on, come on!
You are fucking dead. Fuck you! Fuck your twat! Fuck you!
No!
Like the game, bitch.
Push the wood.
But see?
Yo, move the fucking wood.
I'm telling you, it's gonna be this, that.
This, that, this, this.
Boom, boom, you're cut, buddy, you're cut, you're cut.
Nope, I moved both ponds
I don't want it. I don't I don't I want both of you come to Queens. I don't want him to take it one for three
Bank you're done pal. You're done. You're done
Nope, no, just no
Nope
I'm not sure if I'm going to get the right answer.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
Sabete! Sabete! Sabete!
Sabete! Sabete!
Remember me
Guys
Part of this game
Let me tell you tell you is
Part of bullet chess is making moves that he doesn't think are going to happen
So he has to think more.
Even a bad move might be a better move in bull chest
because they have to think more than they think they do.
One second thinking might does not look like a lot.
It's a lot in a game of bull chest.
It's only 60 seconds, yo.
You're dead.
Stupid.
You're dead.
You're dead.
Stupid.
Hold on.
Ban! Ban!
Um.
Oh
I mean, so he got lucky, is what he's saying.
I look at this board, I look at this board, there's only two people on this board, they're
muted.
Okay.
All right, so that's just a lucky.
No
Yo
Wait he disappeared where is he?
He disappeared
Hello, I'm gonna have to turn you this way
We're going to bathtub that part you might not love but we shall see
Was good ex
Oh, that's a good day bro.
It was good.
So, so.
So, so.
Bestie, okay.
SQC!
Wait.
PVC!
Wait.
Is it?
Hold on.
PVC, turn your camera on.
Turn your camera on.
Turn your camera on, boy.
I got a question for you.
Oh, guys, sorry to get ready.
Oh god.
There we go.
What?
I just had a question, bruh.
Turn it on, boy.
Hey!
Hey, what I'm not saying you're gonna have yourself. I have that perms. You don't have perms Ron
Right have my bestie doing bro come on get a fucking job bro on turn it on good
My bad my bad my bad. I don't need the mic. It's been disrespectful shit
Yeah, it was gum you know sometimes I used to put my gum like this on to a window in a plane and I pretend
I'm spider-man on the windows and I put it back in my mouth
Ex you join your toenails, right?
Have you ever taken your big toenail and put it between your front teeth and rub it against your gums?
Well, it feels so good. No. No. Oh god doesn't it feel so good. I'm trying to fit in
No, no, no. Okay. I'm the one that said it
Okay, I didn't believe you.
Okay, well, I mean, I used to do that way back,
but the real thing is that,
think about it then,
you're literally putting the most dirty part of your body
into the most sensitive place that can be,
that's prone to infections.
But,
into your gut.
You're putting your-
Toe fungus into the fucking teeth, gum, blood system.
But you do, but you do that.
But on God, I've watched-
But you've never taken,
you've never taken a toenail off
and just played with it for like hours
because it was, it stiffens up after five.
Yeah, well, yeah, you leave it on the desk so that it dries for later.
Yep, that's it.
It's like beef jerky.
You never smell the other side of your toenail, too, because it smells kind of weird.
Hell yeah.
What the hell you got?
Yeah, whoa, yo, stop!
Stop, stop, stop!
Oh my God, bro.
Oh, cutie, fine.
It's usually the big toe that holds all the juice.
Yeah.
I mean, I want to juice it.
Can you smell just out of your belly button?
Yeah, it has dried blood on it, is it that?
Oh, dude.
Yeah!
Because I've been snacking up.
I mean you guys ask about it. It's not like I'm being I'm not getting this information freely. Oh my god.
Alright. Why is Arcadia...
You didn't even introduce? I'm not familiar with y'all bro.
Yo your mic's asked bro we can't hear you bro.
It's because you have a
No, it's depressing. Yeah, that
Yo, Ron, did you uh, did you lose the chest your chest thing? No, I just want today. I want to get you to
I was watching yesterday, but I got better. I'm like, I went from like zero or it's like a hundred fifty
Okay, so it's not bad. It's not bad not bad at all
but I don't tell you just make me so happy bro every time I see it I get
butterflies I feel the same way bro whenever I'm tick-tock and I see a
clip of you I just get so fucking happy man and then I see a tick-tock on xQC
oh my mind my mind are funny though my mind are they're focused on joining
these with attorney funny yeah cute cute grab both your ankles and spell
run breads impossible.
I'm so like what?
It's such a classic.
Actually, it never gets old.
Did he do?
Turn your camera on.
Turn your microphone on.
Turn your camera on.
Oh, did he do?
Yeah, stable.
Now, though, makes great, great contents.
Right.
I make real content and Dante makes both.
What?
What?
What is it?
I make one hour.
What he makes what rage rage
content
You you talk to me. Yeah, what do I do?
See I did it right at the rage bait content. See I just did it
It's rage bait, but he actually means that which is ten times worse. I think it's the lowest blow on the internet
It's the lowest hanging fruit is pretending you're rage baiting, but you're not
Way out if you get called
Oh, what?
But you get run.
You're right.
You're right.
Ironic.
You're listening for this.
Now your LSF threads you're listening for, X. That's yours.
But, you know what?
Ironic.
You got it.
OK.
OK.
Excuse me.
How many times have you said something
and then double back and be like, yo, I'm trolling good.
Well, I feel like I'm doing that open.
Wait.
Daryl, where are you, bro?
Tell me your camera on, bro.
Can you see here, bro?
Have a positive call.
Yeah, bro.
This is positive, man.
This is not serious.
Well, I think, wait, X, you say you actually fighting DG?
Like, actually?
No, I don't think so.
I think there's something weird going on.
Something weird in the air.
I don't think MMS wants to fight.
On his side, or?
Just in general, it's odd.
It's odd.
Well, it's a fight.
There's a goat on that thing.
Excuse me versus DDG.
That's what I'm saying.
There's a what saying.
Is a what happening?
Yo, Dante, based on how you react to their songs,
I'm probably going to copy your answers every time.
So just keep it, you know what I'm saying?
I'll probably like repeat what you're saying is reword it.
Actually, see, what's the last song like you listen to a rapper
that said multiple syllables that you didn't skip over?
But I have more music review than you do.
I mean, I have more.
I have more music review than you do.
You're a you're a good rage baiter. No, I do
What is the best I've got a copy how many new
Reviews the hall of your belts. Just say I can't even I can't even fucking count bro. I can't count. I literally can't count like under 10
No fucking
Like that's you are not you are not Fentanyl
Yeah, I'm not that I'm not Fentanyl
Josh
Like what I'm not falling for the bait brah. Well, I don't know what you do
I mean, I was listening on this was about I don't go to your YouTube and check your chair your shit
Well, you
You wanted you call me out. Did you make your diss? No, I didn't because they said you wouldn't do it
So I didn't do my yo, who are you?
What?
Sandwich bro, how's my best doing?
By the way, did you get far into the Mr. Beast video?
What?
Did I get what?
Did you get far into the video?
Into what video?
Wait, were you not part of the video?
The Mr. Beast video?
Oh, I mean, I made it further than you
because you went out first.
Yeah, but how far though?
I was asking.
I got out probably the end of the first day.
Oh, good.
I'll show you.
What's your point?
How you gonna go out like that you knew what it was it was you and Dan Clancy, bro
You guys were the first targets you knew that
Yeah, I mean I did my son on my own little vlog thing. I'm gonna ask for footage or the chat you get to see it
It was always out of log. Well, yeah, because I work for a lot on their camera. Oh
You have BTS on exclusive photos
Yeah
Oh my god
I just want to tell you I am a streamer so I didn't want to wait. What's that on your wrist Darryl?
What's a Darryl? What is it? No, not that
What's on your
Let me let me look I got a piece of ceramic that's right. That's why I'm watching as much as whatever the fuck he's got right there
I got this on my desk and I got I got a few more if you want to see I do that's cool
And we fighting or what?
Why didn't you accept the minute you got called out though I want to ask where you call me at night in the morning
I'm sleep. I'm not thinking about you
But I literally I caught I'm trying to make it happen. You scared now. Why are you scared?
And then the second time we asked then it was it was all weird and then later on it was a yes
Not what happened in between that made you change decision. I want to add
I
Told you I was half sleep. Yeah, but what after though? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they don't get a whole day though
What's gonna happen in between that time? Why is that so? I'm asking a massive?
I'm just saying what I why do they even matter?
I'm not gonna lie. I don't want to like, you know what I'm saying push this
It just sounds like DDG shot to say yo, I had a long day. I got a sleep because I work
You're sitting there doing nothing. That's what he's saying
Yeah, yeah, that's no matter
And he's throwing punches I he's throwing punches at the screen
Personally, I would punch him
kind of quiet. Yeah, yeah, she gets quiet when you
hijack a combo and you get fucking loud for no reason.
Loud because loud.
He was funny.
Loud.
He was funny.
Loud.
You do not play the game.
So Jinx it and then you're copying it.
Just saying.
Excuse me.
You think you think my music bad for real?
I never said that.
One thing I said that.
OK, X named five DG songs.
Hey, Sina, Sina, no, don't even start.
Name five DG songs.
You want some blue shit, Sina.
Why did I say that?
Bro.
Yeah, I'm a big fan of it.
Oh my god, bro.
I do.
I really do.
I don't actually do it.
That's what's wrong with y'all.
I do like y'all should be supporting niggas that stream
and make music.
You ain't seen my reaction.
Y'all support the boys.
That don't even be supporting y'all.
Excuse me.
I'm going to last screamer.
I'm going to last screamer.
I'm going to last screamer.
I'm going to last screamer.
What's the last streamer album you reacted to that means PBM?
What'd you think?
I think it's good.
I think yeah, respect.
Y'all we gotta make peace now war or a small community by the big community.
I still wanna get these hands.
Okay.
Yeah, also I did make a diss track.
I also didn't make a diss track.
Did you actually?
Guys, why don't we go around?
Yeah, we said you were gonna make one, so I made one.
So I'm a beat maker, I don't rap with it.
You were in the room, it's the one thing
we like about each other.
It's so weird.
Hey, Senna, Senna, can I say something?
Sure, go ahead.
Your curls is popping.
Ooh.
I think she has a boyfriend.
I'm just saying her curls popping, that's flirting.
That's right for the shit.
No, but you DJ you be on that shit, bro.
No, I don't hold it.
No, because he's FaceTiming me.
He goes, he goes, yo sit up, let me see your nails.
Yo, wait a minute, FaceTiming me, I know!
Come on, yo!
Nails, you think that's flirting?
Nails is flirting, and you're just not flirting.
And you watch your next video, I pay for my nails.
Oh, my God, he would have said I could pay for those nails.
Come on, no.
No, you got the tactic out.
You're like a brother to me, you know what I mean?
You're like a brother to me.
You're like a brother.
You're like a brother.
You're like a brother.
You're like the best brother ever.
You're the best brother ever.
One more time, baby.
You're the best big brother ever, the best in the world.
Is that your real hair though?
Is that real hair?
your real hair though?
All right.
Is that your real hair?
Is that real?
Yeah.
My natural hair.
Is it like that when you wake up?
Yeah.
Like when I wash it, this is, this is it.
Natural.
That's cool.
Oh, that's not.
But you're still my brother too.
You know what I mean?
I've got mad brothers in this fall.
And my best friend, Stable Ronaldo.
Yeah.
I'm not your friend.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I didn't make a diss track.
I didn't want just knowing, knowing what you saw on
about me. I didn't want to
appropriate and do any of that.
So, oh, brother,
I want to be nice. I want to be
excited. I was actually
excited to hear that. I wanted to hear
shit. I was going to be made.
I can't. I couldn't
I do that. I should have did it, bro.
I was praying you did, bro.
I must have that alligator in the back.
She does alligator.
This alligator. I think
I like I kid is like a 20
It's not a lot of cool. There's a cool one. I'm.
I'm a gator man. He's gonna keep a though.
Oh, shoot. He's gonna sleep. Yo, I got it.
Rod. Why are you always tired of people are talking?
Sorry, Mike. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Oh yeah, she muted it. Now we don't have any background.
Oh my beautiful judges. I'm a gator.
Yo. Yo.
Listen. Yo. I'm rounding everybody up.
Oh, hell. Prince.
We're gonna start in like three minutes. All right bet. I love what you did. Oh, he left so quick
They just gonna diss each other and we just pick who
Basically you got a breakdown every single one of their bars determine who's better and no matter what you say you're gonna get hate
For yeah, that that part's true, but it's just based on what you like more what his art
I
Just to see your background what is album of the year?
Hip-hop rap. What is the album of the year this year?
What is album of the year this year? I don't know yet. Well, uh, what up?
So far in the last year
Let's say the award is today and you have to do make an award since the whole year. I'm not gonna lie. I really liked
Casino, I did really like casino
Baby King. I thought he went crazy on that.
I think a bit.
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's what I had to go.
Bullies was fired.
Like, I did.
It was amazing.
I did put some songs off that, but I think right now, because, you know,
really interesting octane.
Don Toliver.
It's not a bunch of dogs.
I was this year.
I think so.
Really?
No, that's a pleasure.
He was a collab.
That thing was not that it was not good.
two slimy could be dropping any minute.
Yeah, we need to ask BBM his opinion about that.
That's why the only one was a good take about it.
Jake, the follow off.
Okay, all the last one was dangerous summer ADL.
All respect.
One of these two ends at album, the year.
Let us call so positive.
Sure, let's get to it.
We like B for some.
Okay.
You want to start some drama?
I got a diss track dropping on XQC that he didn't drop in this board.
Y'all, it is better to be fired though.
It's, it's, oh, you're going to like it.
Can you make it on your own?
You're going to like it.
No, no, I got someone to do it.
Okay.
Or you made it.
You don't make it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You think you think to say go,
you think to say going to knock Jason out or no?
Yeah, but you think you think to say go you think to say gonna knock Jason out or no wait there
I don't lie. I think he go. I think to say gonna beat him up
I don't think you're gonna knock him up, but I think he gonna beat him up
But Jason is strong to push up shit, so you know, but has this a train at all ever
She's smoking hooker right now as we speak
So
Yo, yo yo.
Hello?
No bias!
Come on!
It's making dangerous my mother!
Haha!
What?
Judges, I'm locked in!
No biases!
No bias, nothing!
How could I?
How could I?
I'm not biased by people I don't know.
Just saying.
No bias, no bias.
No, you know, I know.
I know you got my back, yes.
Of course, yeah.
He's like the fucking Mr. Beast in fact.
Yeah.
I'm so happy in my talking this working yo yo yo shit
I'm a judge I'll get to the judges you're in the judge who's right now I think you're
Mike he's gonna dog shit Loki what is it no that it definitely does she's
definitely dogs well that's uh we're not it's filthy we got filthy oh filthy
what's up dude filthy turn your camera on yeah I did
I'm just expecting.
Oh, wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
That's a good one.
No, he's come on, bro.
That's a good one.
Wait, so it's like, is this like a-
That's all.
That's all.
So good, Felipe.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let me break some shit down.
Arty.
Arty, move.
Yo, let me break shit down on how this is gonna work, right?
Boom.
There's five matchups.
Each person's gonna play their diss.
Hold your comments till both disses are played.
You are then one by one gonna say how you feel about the disses and which one
you like better.
There are seven judges we are filthy we are thin and we got these you we got
down to we are wrong we got X and we got single I don't know what single that
and whoever gets the best out of seven is the winner all right cool all right
all right back all right y'all think oh you good
y'all think oh nice bro all right you ready I started with we are
We're starting with Fat Boy Dip versus Nick and Knight.
Oh my gosh.
Fat Boy Dip, Nick and Knight, can y'all turn y'all cams on?
Yo, magic!
Can you get everybody's phone, please?
Yo, yo.
That's what I said in my song.
Guys, I have to be a nerd and I say,
I think if the disc was not boosted and we're 8th plus,
it's going to lag in.
What?
I'm just saying.
Yeah, as soon as we get over eight people on the discord, it's gonna start lagging unless we boost it for real
That means to the price to get out
I didn't even know that
Judges or fucking well, it's gonna lag
Fuck yo pee, what do we do?
What are you? What are you?
Who's the server? Oh my God.
Your prince for your money.
Come on.
You know how to boost the server.
Why are you?
Are you cosplaying a card?
What?
Why you got a birthmark thing?
No, bro.
So basically I've got to whip it in my PO box.
Can you boost it?
I don't think so, right?
Hey, who were I?
Is everything okay over there?
Yeah.
How the fuck are you shooting yourself in the head?
It's a long story, man.
Hey, we love you, PB.
And Prince, we can't wait for the album.
Oh, hey, I'm friends.
Yeah.
I'll wait for it.
I'll wait for Crash to play.
Chad, how many booths do you have to do?
How many?
I'm going to have to buy it.
I'm going to crash the party, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
How do I boost the service?
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I'm maxing it out.
Oh, WX.
WX, man.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, I just maxed it.
It should be good now.
Oh, he's so rich, bro.
Why is this nigga smoking with
two goons behind him?
Yeah.
That's not gonna help you.
Oh, that looks so corny.
All right, so look.
for y'all to send me all songs right now if you have it.
Send me all songs.
On the left side, we have my boy.
You feel me?
If I have up to the streamer,
we did on the right, we have Nick at night.
It's the first round matchup.
You know what I'm saying?
Each of y'all introduce yourself real quick.
Nick, you go first.
So bro, I'm Nick.
That's it.
Do you got anything to say to your opponent?
It's a bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My words.
Yeah.
That's not fair.
There we go.
All right.
All right.
That boy dead.
That's not fair.
I think there's a destiny to you.
That boy can't introduce yourself though.
I think he's muted.
He's muted.
Yeah.
We're out of the room.
Oh my God.
Or I lost.
Send the niggas out the room.
Out the room.
Oh, thank you, bruh.
Oh my God.
That was awkward.
He's muted.
You know, that boy dead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Rapper, streamer.
This is my road to pop star, first day.
All right, here we go.
I think I saw this.
You got anything to say to your opponent?
Nah.
All right, good job, post 70s homes.
Hey, I heard some shit though.
All right, bud.
Good job, 70s homes.
Uh, yeah, I'm sending right now.
What do you mean?
What do you hear?
I think you're going to talk about it in the distance.
Oh, that's a good foreshadowing.
Yo, Nick.
Yo.
Bro, do you know how to send a song to me?
Yo, all contenders, make sure y'all send me
all the songs.
I need everybody's songs.
The only thing that I send to them is Reggie right now.
OK.
You know, you know, you know,
Discord, bro, make sure you got a notepad for all this. I haven't, but I haven't.
Wait, what are you writing down?
Which one? Which one?
Yeah. All right, y'all ready? This is FBD song.
He's going to first. Let's get it. All right. All right. Mute up.
I thought we were going to perform a song live on the stream.
So that, you know what I mean?
Wait, what is he going to play that?
Is it playing?
That's what I'm saying.
Okay, here we go.
Is it playing?
40 with you, boy.
Hold on, one second.
It's server deafening.
Oh my God, bro.
Don't send me way files.
I know.
Do not send me way files.
Please send me MP3s.
Please.
Please, bro.
Did I send you a way file or MP3?
I don't know, nigga.
Can you check, please?
Check, please.
Thank you, bro.
MP3 needs not way files, people.
Let's go.
Come on.
We don't have all fucking day.
Yo, guys, this is so immature.
Shut up, nigga.
Shut up.
Shut up.
This phone playing.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Alright, mute up.
Where's the playback?
Watch in my hand, watch in my gun
My head doesn't look in it like nothing
I saw that bullet, I put a charm
That's not all I want to be bad
Wistful, but won't that mean
Yo, my bird was growing than me
Wistful, but won't that mean
Yo, my bird was growing than me
When I am that, they know I can't mix
Me, if I'm true and it drives, then why would it twist
It remind me too much of a bitch
Make it too strong in the kitchen
No one's gonna hold it
Look at my this, have a grip
I wanna let go, I'm pretty wet
Every where it's wet, I'm pretty split
I don't even call the sound of my dreams
I don't even think it's that good when they sit
Go make a n***, show me the bitch
Don't ever leave this n***, I'm just a bitch
I'll be touching no girl, you snitchin' like
Girl, you're acting hideous for shit
You like, I don't wanna stand here slow
You like, what do you wanna stand here bow
You play ballin', I'll call no foul
We should make it, I'm making this loud
We should make it, I'm making this loud
We should make it, I'm making this loud
We should make it, I'm making this loud
Alright, judges, hold, hold, please hold, you know, don't give y'all criticism yet,
okay?
We are now going to play, we are now gonna play Nick's song, okay?
Fatboy bitch, interesting, alrighty?
Wait, we lost Filthy.
What the fuck?
Filthy!
Filthy!
Why am I screaming like he live with me?
Yo!
I got his number, nigga, number, bro.
All right, bro, let's go.
This is how I wake him up.
Chat, chat, that, chat, that wasn't it.
Good.
This is my personal opinion.
I'm going to try to do it.
That I didn't, I personally did not enjoy it.
He's so funny.
All right, let's, all right, yeah, let's, all right.
We'll get him back in for the next one.
If you miss his phone,
they might watch him on the TV, double attention.
I'm going to crazy on you.
Well, I can't wait till he get all these things.
Shoulda been just a response, cause they'd be not as far as home like they did.
They all think you're a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
Say what's up, days, man?
Do the homies.
Do the homies.
You know that she was
You bitch, how this exists?
Without master, what do you mean?
Without master, what do you mean?
I told your bitch to say this
My pocket's fat, you got no fit
Look at me, I'm clean as shit
Look at your face, boy, you got sick
And got past, call master, yeah
And you beat your bitch
Whoa, yeah, and you beat your boys
Just y'all in the only van
Just put that only van in
Just adjust the L and V
olan
Wow that was that was nick okay
starting with XQC, we don't start with XQC going reverse.
What's up with me, really?
All right, be very restful.
Jumping, which are all like a second to talk,
which are all like a second to talk, which I chat.
And you feel me?
No, no, I don't even, I got my other band in.
All right, go ahead, thank you.
Start with X, starting with X.
I think the Fat Boy Dip did have good lyrical value.
The way it was said was more impactful,
but the beat was mixed like garbage,
so it was hard to hear them.
And on a diss track, on a diss track, the whole point is that we can hear what you say so it's more impactful but we can't because there's so much noise pollution in the background.
That's what I thought.
Right?
And then, um, Nick's beat, uh, the guy that was dancing a lot, that, it was a lot of noise.
A lot of, a lot of superfluous lyrics.
I couldn't understand much.
It was almost like the beat was lagging.
You know what I mean?
And I thought it was very, and like I said,
a lot of pollution on that, but, but, I thought-
Pollution, but what do you mean by pollution?
You mean distortion?
Noise that adds nothing of value for the experience
or the lyrics, but I will say though, I will say though,
I think you were singing a lot
and it felt more like a diss track than his.
His felt like he was trying to do a hit
or a diss track at the same time.
So yours was more personal in that way, and I like that.
Good job.
How's all the other five boys?
All right, so who do you got?
Hey, who do you?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who's your winner, bro?
You have his ice juice in you?
Which one you like?
My winner is number two.
Number two.
All right, Nick, Nick.
Nick, it's a point for Nick.
It's a point for Nick.
All right, Ron, go ahead, Ron.
Go ahead.
Boss, it was both garbage.
Just saying.
What?
It was like ass first cheeks, man.
I'm not going to lie.
This was very hard to listen to in certain points.
I mean, honestly, the FBD, I was expecting more.
You know what I'm saying?
I've obviously heard a lot from you,
but the beat was a little too loud.
It was like overlapping your words
to a point where I only picked up a couple lyrics.
Nick's, he, I like the melody, fat boy, bitch,
fat boy, bitch, you know what I'm saying?
So it was catchy, bro.
And for me as a diss, that low key, no hard feelings,
but I'm gonna choose Nick.
All right, thank you, Ron.
Also, judges, by the way, I can give y'all criticism.
Y'all don't gotta go too in overly in depth.
All right, Sinko, go ahead.
Now I feel like the first song,
you feel me?
Like I fuck with D.I.P. heavy, you know what I'm saying?
But the first song, I just feel like, yeah,
the mix was pretty like terrible.
Like that shit was like,
I couldn't really hear the words you were saying.
But the vibe, it was vibe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're copying it by Christmas.
That's all I really got to say about that one.
The music this more you know some dishes you can show this more here like more points where he was like
This and you and shit. You feel me that the beat
On the word of fucking found that be that that be is terrible
Whatever that word that view. I'm sorry that beat was so ass, bro
But you was this and though you feel me so I'm gonna get out to you
But that beat was terrible, bro
Like if you if you go on YouTube and such that words be created like it's not like some shit like that like
Telephones and dolphins and shit
But that's what you want, though, I give you my book, though.
All right, right now it is threes dip.
All you need is one more judge, Dante.
Who do you got?
Yeah, I think everyone is kind of in the grants
that the second song had more disses.
The first song just felt like a regular song,
just through like two jabs.
It just felt like a generic song you put out.
But the second song had more, you know,
he was coming at it more.
But they both were just I'm not gonna lie.
They were not good.
They were not that good.
Nick, I'm sorry, dog.
Just maybe just react to the music, bro.
Don't make it, bro.
I don't know.
What?
Hey, don't keep it up.
Don't keep it up.
That shit was horrible.
Horrible, horrible.
Keep going, bro.
Keep going, bro.
All right, so with that, damn, wait, did Morgan leave?
All right, it was a 4-0 sweep.
you find me now. We don't
start. I don't know. No,
congratulations. You won bro.
Thank you. Have a good day,
my nigga. Congratulations. You
are one and all in this war.
Alright. Alright. What? What
did he leave? He did it.
I think I heard for the next
matchup.
Okay.
Who is it?
Hello?
Huh?
Now I'm just getting the next
in here.
Hmm.
Hey, nigga called it should noise
pollution.
Well, I mean, there's a lot of
noise.
We got rain versus mighty, we got rain versus mighty,
we got rain versus mighty.
Rain, mighty, can y'all turn y'all cams on, please?
Oh, oh, oh.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, what's good, turn y'all cams on,
turn y'all cams on, turn y'all cams on.
No too hardy, no too hardy,
it's no, it's no, none of that friend of mine
coming over and duffing right now,
nigga, fuck you, talk about, suck my dick.
You suck my dick!
You suck my dick!
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Listen, listen up.
Marty and Rima, you dropped both to introduce yourself.
I actually got better though, I'm a little quick.
Starting with Marty.
Yo, my name is O.C. Vella, Marty Tuhati,
I'm a shade game and I'm that shade game,
like I'm really versatile when it comes to this
championship bro.
I'm saying hopefully I'll leave this shit
with a sponsorship, a label brand, who knows.
Okay, do you have any help?
Do you wanna see this?
Do you wanna see your opponent?
Yo, wait.
What do you have anything to say to ring?
I'm a lot of games, you're still on me as one, I'm violated but you're still on me as.
Alright ring, yo turn, introduce yourself.
Yo, what's up, why don't you guys finally make a hot 30, especially if you don't want to be about me.
What the fuck?
What did he say?
I don't know what he said.
X, X, he's not talking.
Oh
Let me just tell him bashing this nigga right now. Can you? It's no no better that friendship
I see let's get started. Let's do it
Okay, we are going to my heart. We might eat you. You say too song like
Is only one song
Nigga it's one song which one new project or glitching your new project. All right back
All right here we go guys here we go this is my song on ring negative a food
distance got you got you got you bro make sure y'all send MP3s here we go
I'm on that box, I'm sure she can tame
Re-nax it, it's really a shame you was one of the ones that had all of the fame
I had to get in the lobby, go put in some pain
Four quarters, I'm moving like Dane
Got a rest in my speed, it's time for you to learn it and bang
Met the nice, even cock on the C9
And I'll put C1's just like a way since
She runnin' this shit like a state ship
We at the weed, the bitch's in bottles
Ole, okay
I'm gonna be done with this fake
What you doin' babe?
I'm on the box, it's too late
What you doin' babe?
What's going on?
Okay, wow
Wow
Green where's your way? Wait, what's this? I said you max. Yes, send it to me. You got me at it on discord
Yeah, yes, and it's a me right now. I
Judges hold criticism hold criticism until the second time. What did I think about that song? This is now ring soon
I
Do that oh shit
My king
It's not making amends I came in the spot and I'm standing on 10 and I'm running from
Red Niggas know how I get in my scene of rest
So many sims that ain't we not friends I'm going to spot
How you always see what you believe I come in just to show for the park or show on the
thing if I show you a farm like
I'm a son of like this, I'm a world young face that got 10k
Felt for the child that took up my guy he believed in life now, now, now
It's just not that we took it so highly
I don't know like, put you on test me, turn on the world, on test me
and body will do it again like next to power
You think it's different to test me to move in there?
But the lefty ever compassionate was your bestie?
Like, you be throwing up jumps on one of me,
carry out an empty stomach,
we got to read the business model,
whatever I do to you, don't follow, now, bound.
Excuse me, man, excuse me, I'm out.
Does anybody know what word he said?
Nah.
All right, so look, let's get started.
I'm a verse judges. Let's get it filthy you first
Yeah, that first nigga tough like that beat I like
I'm fuckin with it. I'm fucking with her is me
You know, we'd like the guitar shit, but like
like, he was saying that.
Send it, send it, your turn.
Yes, okay.
Maddie, your shit was ass, I'm not gonna lie.
I was not liking it, but that's okay.
I just think that Reem's beat was better.
And I even though I couldn't understand shit
that he was saying, I felt like he was dead ass.
Like, he was kind of more on beat for me.
And Maddie, it felt like you were fighting
the beat a little bit, so that's it.
But then it's Reem.
Okay, what one?
You know, yeah, I both did a good job man, I'm proud of y'all and shit, but
Maddie, I didn't like yours at all. I feel like it was just lacking a lot of substance
I was hearing a ring was saying I like the beat choice. I like the guitar. This was just more exciting
Don't tell you don't tell you
So, uh, my at first it sounded fire and then like you started to trail off because I guess the beat switch and you lost the beat and you lost me.
So I'm gonna have to go with with rain.
He kind of bodied you bro.
So that's three one right now.
Yeah.
Okay, Cinco.
I feel like you got a lot of potential, you know what I'm saying?
I was fucking with that song, right?
I ain't no lie, I heard it.
It was far in the beginning, you know what I'm saying?
Then you start singing and shit.
I didn't know what you were really trying to do, you know what I'm saying?
I feel like my nigga, Rhyme came through.
You feel me?
This shit was cool.
I ain't no lie.
Rhyme could rap, though.
Rhyme could rap.
I fuck Rhyme shit, though.
And just like that, Rhyme, congratulations.
You just took out my fight.
Yo, my god, yo!
Yo, yo, I'm just in an hour if I ask my god
Like nobody know the fucking saggy
No, I I agree with Ray, but his was even more unintelligible. I couldn't hear a single
Yeah, right?
No, it's not that's right.
That's oh my god.
What the fuck?
It's it's it's basic.
That's body to hide.
What the fuck?
All right, right?
Oh, my dream.
Thank you guys.
I appreciate it.
So you're going to follow us.
Yeah.
I'm going to say like.
Yeah, I have to mute him.
I have to mute him.
I still didn't. Is this for
money or like? We got Brady
Gou versus Archie YBG. Cam's on
Cam's on Cam's on Cam's on
Cam's on. I guess this is an
A and I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yo, don't be foggy up. Oh
Brady, Brady, Brady. Yo, what's
I'm gonna say all of you guys are great and hope you had a great day, judges.
Hey guys, what's up, judges?
Alright, back, alright, so let's everybody, hold on, hold on, hold on,
starting with R.K. and YBG.
Go ahead.
Hell yeah.
Introduce yourself, introduce yourself.
Hey, how you doing?
I'm YBG, nice to meet you all.
I'm at O.S.C.S., just like R.K. over here.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
My name is R.K. and I'm O.S.C.S. too.
You know what I'm saying?
We've only been here a year and shit.
Do y'all have anything to say against your opponent?
Hey, bro, hope we can be friends after this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Brady.
Thanks, bro.
You look good.
Yo, what's up?
Prince, you look good, Prince.
Thank you, bro.
Brady, introduce yourself.
Yo, I'm Brady Gu.
I'm not a rapper.
I'm a streamer.
Just trying to have fun, man.
I try to have a good time.
Not trying to ruin anyone's life, you know?
And do you have anything to say to your opponent?
Yeah, I mean, the friendship, yeah, maybe
after, you know what I'm saying?
I didn't take it too serious, so, you know.
Yeah, me too.
I'm going to get this right now, we are going to start with our key.
We're gonna start with Arches and Waddington.
Okay, let's get it.
No way.
We got you, Prince.
Yeah, no problem.
Prince, why are you on the channel so big on your forehead?
Prince.
No way.
Prince.
Prince.
Prince.
Love you, Prince.
Love you, Prince.
Prince.
Love you, Prince.
Lady Goop is y'all this?
That's the way I make it?
Yeah, that's all it is.
Prince.
Lady Goop.
Holy shit.
Let's get started.
No!
We get it!
What are you doing now?
I'm... I'm...
You look like a chud
Who the fuck gave you confidence?
Your ass was shaking ass
You bought all but you just passed
Pegasong, I do you wrong
Put your mirror in your ass
She don't call me baby boot
That's not Mrs. Favisong
They don't call you baby boo
Let's see if Lola's singing along
I don't know if you like to leave me here
I've been except for the last three years
Since you suck at shit to mass
A lot of fuck is there right here
I should say that shit a pass
Let's see if that bitch can last
Why you tell me that your ass black bitch
Bitch bitch
Radiant gon' pole
You can pretend we hold this pole
If you care about the less
Then you woulda make those jokes
You write, you don't say foe
You do, I can tell me your nose
You know fuck is through man, what's he through man?
I don't know
Bring it on with the views
Follow me so we cool
And my new girl is white
And rich and married is too
I can be the ones on site
You know like you buy a bitch
You know like you buy a bitch
You don't know how to fight a bitch
You a bald water boy
Can't protect some water boy
If she's gay, let's come and suck his baby
Do us part, or boy
You know like you're otter nigga
You know like Harry Potter nigga
If he lose, I'm otter nigga
Cooler and I'm otter nigga
If I like where baby going
Person, he do hands dance
I put on that rich and mirrory low ass gon' dance, dance
I feel ready, should watch along
This shit low, my favorite song
Give me five, I won't take long
This, this, this
Alright
Just as racist I didn't hear it, what do you say?
Hey, bro, hey, what the hell y'all got going on?
Alright, so, that was
Erky and YBG, next up we got Brady.
Brady, let's see what you talkin' about, bro.
Oh, Jesus.
Let's see what you talkin' about, bro.
But, but, basically like, he was actually 16,
he was a virgin and I took his virginity
and I was like, okay, I'm too much of a slut.
And I just felt like a slut.
I'll get her
Oh dear, you ready to die?
I've seen her look in her eyes
We know I have been at the Facebook
Motherfuckers, you hate me with gay men
You know he's a fuckin' great bitch
What was Bonnie fuckin' on my ass?
What was Redify doing the same shit?
Oh, we see us like on some creep shit
I've seen your bitch on E-Roll
You had a good fuck by a sub five
And she's still gonna make you wait for it
She's still gonna make you pay for it
Remember when you were gonna fly?
And she said to get up on her ride
I don't know how the fuck you went for that
Like I'm bad, I wouldn't just end it at
I'm a scar, scar, scar
Gun to the back of your head, name Bob, you did these songs
What the fuck?
Drill a fuck, you get
Drill a fuck, you get
They get baited by the things I say on Twitter
Drill a fuck, you get
NYBG gon' beat his dick to mangan
Drill a fuck, you get
Get ridin', but I'm in a virtual maybach
Drill a fuck, you get
I know some more, I match up, but I can't say it
Drill a fuck, you get
Hey, do they got your mans?
Do they got your mans on sexist, sonar?
Yeah, they make a UV annual with it!
They make a UV annual with it!
Game dog kitchen on a cruise ship in Chester and Fricott, Arkham, year 25.
In the ocean's heart
He calls you hard on
But we jeans
And you didn't do it then
No, not a single thing On your multi-stream, it's a fucking
clearly
Hey and that white boy not just racing Y'all gotta check his hard drive too
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Beauty offset in this this is allegedly make sure to stream money-gray shorty on all platforms
Yeah
Talk to me
Mommy oh my gosh
I thought the beat was hard. It
was a good use of the beat that
was recycled. The flow. The flow
was cool. I think that it had a
lot of distract value. A lot of
content. It was like it's like a
cake that just kept setting
I think that it had a lot of distract value a lot of content
It was like it's like a cake that just kept having more layers it and the Beatles were nice
I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. I'm talking about number two with this one
Number two, sorry on them a number one was garbage
But but at least it felt a little bit like a distractor, but
In reverse, but I enjoyed the fact that the bones were clear. We can hear you
I wish I didn't I wish I didn't hear you, but I did hear you. No, I mean that's good
Yeah, and the beat was kind of hard if you're hard of hearing but
Number two for me for sure. Sorry. Yeah, not bad. Peace out, you know
You know number one
Archey YBG. I'll be honest with you. You guys slid it was really nice to hear
I like to be GG. It was super creative. You know what I'm saying you slid really well the flow seems to be really good
I understood a lot of the bars
Um, Brady, that was very creative.
Um, we had multiple beat switches, um, that were really good, unique beats that you chose.
Um, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just, I just want to say I'm Jewish, by the way.
So just wanted to add that.
Okay.
Shalom.
Um, yep.
Um, but honestly, like why, yo, YBG article, I have to give it.
I think Brady, I really did think he had a better day.
I'm gonna be honest.
I did.
I'm biously and I can't sit here.
I can't I'm also Jewish wrong. Also Jewish
They dance me for being Jewish by the way
We just stated it
Okay
Yeah, yeah, um not at first. Oh, I mean
Yeah, I should I know I mean the channel rap though like Arc yet
Yeah, I could have did better than that, bro.
I could have did better than that.
Yeah, I'm not, okay.
I feel like him, he's the second dude he was here.
He had some beat, you know what I'm saying?
Some beat switches, he was really dissing.
I think I have potential, you know what I'm saying?
I think I have potential, but I'ma go with Brady.
I'm sorry, Arc, I'm sorry, bro.
Yo, Chad, that's three, is it or two one?
It's two one, right?
I'm so slow.
Yo, Dante, you up.
had a second guy he did his right.
He had sound bites, homeworks done like no don't don't do this.
I'm just saying I mean you y'all you know y'all call call him Jewish and it was
yeah out in his nose and shit.
Hell yeah.
And then he came with a Kanye beat and just dog watch off.
I mean like it was like the surprise back to that really won it over for me
because I did not know what he was going to say,
especially when the hook was coming.
So I got to give the edge to Brady, right, right, right?
I got to give the edge.
Appreciate you, man.
Yeah, appreciate it.
Brady, Brady, we have a sweet, bro.
Congratulations.
Appreciate y'all, man.
Hey, nice try, though.
You understand?
Oh my god.
Yeah, Brady had that thing in his hand, man.
Did he say that, sir?
Did he say that, sir?
No, he said that, sir.
Can we go to DG?
I want to hear his thoughts.
I
Want me to judge him even though he got sweat I think he wants to hear what you got to say. I
mean
Really give a fuck that he pissed me. I think his was just more creative
then
Arches, but I like Arches towards the end. Hey, what do you say?
I might be juice, but it's kind of cheating because he like using beats and shit that we already know you know me
I mean, you saying how Brady did?
Yeah, but I see what you're saying.
It's gonna work better though.
I see, I see.
Yo, I asked the rules and they said no slurs, that's it.
No, no, no, you're good, you didn't, you didn't, you didn't.
You were gonna use slurs?
No, they just said that, bro, I was just like, that was the only rule.
All right, so Archie, Archie, YBG, I appreciate you guys,
they're coming through.
I
Mean I'll refer to me as that dude I'm Brady do nice to meet y'all good to have y'all bro appreciate
Okay, well, I was just I was just harsh the content that is that bad it was fucking gone off
No, I didn't say anything I was saying Arcea them didn't even do good like they I couldn't even understand their shit
That's what you're saying.
I couldn't have known that anything.
Yeah, I mean, that's fine.
That was it.
Excuse me.
We got two more matchups.
Yo, where is Reggie, Chad?
I got a Reggie song, though, so fuck it.
I, Rob Burstee Banks.
Rob Burstee Banks.
Rob Burstee Banks.
Wait, what's happening?
No, Rob Burstee Banks.
Wasn't this the last one on my tripping?
Or no, it's not, right?
No, there's two more.
There's two more.
He was Ben Burns.
Funny Mike.
Oh, that was going to be a good one.
That was good.
Yeah, we get T banks.
We're good.
It was good.
It was good.
Yo, T-negga.
No one's time of day.
Where's the guns at?
We're going to switch.
Nigga, T-O-S.
I can't do that.
I was a test.
It was a test.
Yo, it's good, bro.
He's so notch a lot.
Oh, my god.
He don't even realize.
Rock yo was good buddy.
All right.
That's right.
I don't know your nose.
Me first?
Yeah.
Yes.
Yo boy.
Rock.
Jeez.
And I'm out of cookie banks, man.
You got the tight ass ski on, bro.
You about to lose like loosing up, bro.
For your loss.
like you own it's 30 second battle bro.
Now for that, Agri-Lot.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
See, you got to stay with T-Banks.
Any words for the point?
I only had an hour, but I still won.
So once we see how I won, and you listen T-Banks,
you make sure you listen.
But that's it.
All right, T-Banks, T-Banks.
Fuck with this ugly nigga talking about
is T-Banks in his bitch, AKA motion man,
ready to cook this nigga I made my shit last night bitch ass nigga gzfk just like that nigga fuck you talk about gzfk oh yeah i'm coming like that nigga fuck you talk about
nigga i did not do that i said my shit
who the fuck is lotion man who the fuck is that we gonna start with t banks this is t banks this let's move
I
Wait yo T banks your shit is kick lawn or a rod this
Make it me three songs
They want to do this shit, baby, what bitch so I said nigga fuck it
They can't be with your beat, nigga please
Hey you got that with my butt please
I would give you a share in the release
I ain't saying too much as a touch of those subjects
Niggas cop on their views
Three-cat views on a pole, they threw on the touch
Cause then that beat got exposed by niggas
I was born in that crowd
Contro-chains, not a team, I destroyed time
Man, your bitch ass ain't getting back
All your story time got you couldn't beat up niggas
A bitch that he know to survive
That's when you get the metal with me, you follow
Nigga, I bet you get smacked
Can't name one more for that bitch ass
She was no bitch ass and no maw
Nigga, you ugly as shit
I glue some lips to my balls
Nigga you a bitch, and we seen it
That's why I quite you right now for your blood
Time to sign up for the god, be like God
Can this ugly nigga please fall off?
Nigga be getting on stream, even though your arms
These niggas be shaking their hips
You shoulda say I ain't do shit to ask you
To be one town, you've seen his blitz
I got famous bitches numbers that I never call again
And he seen this nigga with no bad bitch
At this point I might think he can't
Modify, speaking to ask you
You was ordered up with these shits
I don't know why he ain't touch a pain
I only ask niggas, if I was you I would burn that car for a new face
All of you know he gon bring up the last bitch, she ain't say nothing to this guy
I got bitches right now that got nothing on that
Wouldn't give you time to tell me
I got a switch and this bitch got that beam
I'ma knock a drama watch your face
You did it a 30 day, made it 40k
Niggas that shit's pretty
I can't believe niggas really thought you had motion
Niggas that ain't shit silly
Make that C with one channel
If you don't believe me nigga you can get up with me
I fuck with Billy
But if I see you with a pity I'm coming through
I'm coming through, I got 50
I can't believe I went against Rod
Not gonna lie, this was easy bro
And I fuck with you, but you still a bitch
I don't give a fuck what you felt
If I look like you, I will go in the bathroom
Light it so on so I can't see myself
You want to look like I'm from Nickel, be yourself
If I look like you, I will kill myself
Kill myself, nigga!
GZFD for life!
Bitch, I'm Snigger
It's GBC in this bitch
I'm gonna fuck with nigga Somo
Anybody want the word, then you come and get it
Niggas, you based on talk
Suck my dick with a doctor, make my ass apply
Oh, holy shit, all right.
All right, see you later.
No, yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
You ass.
All right.
So look, yo.
Yo shit.
Yo shit is kick lord.
No, uh, Ron.
Nah, I should say, uh, this, it's just a platform.
This war.
And you didn't send it.
I said the Norr.
You didn't.
That's how dad
Yeah, just recently just recently I just hold out thoughts just a little guy thoughts
Got sent to your phone
You hear me Max you sent it
I sent to your phone on them. It just be a yes one I could just
I think it was pretty good for a distractor.
No, I sent it to me on Discord.
I'm gonna play it.
It was a little flat.
I look like a repetitive.
I thought it didn't really break out of the mold, but for the format that it is, and now
I should have to prepare, I think it's okay.
At least the quality was pretty good and the vocals did integrate into the beats,
What it kind of just worked come into the other guys where the beat it felt like beat lyrics
not like a beat lyrics I'm saying.
Pickets.
All right we playing we playing Rodgers.
I
What the fuck, we know that Zach Lavino says cuz she banged on you
Broke the backboard, had you shatter, rearranged niggas
Sent you to Cambridge, that's your rap, made you a brown shirt
She made you feel good, had you encountered her
Why you dissin' on Auntie to feel good about yourself
Why you let that girl text her ex nigga in your bed
Did it hurt you when she laughed
Then she dropped down to her knees
Out in public, at a joke that a woman niggas said
Hamster Bernie sends her everything, I see as cat
And I let my girl come back, with a hickey on her neck
And I let my girl post her hold behind for some cash
And I watched niggas sub, we all saw the same ass
And I'm glad she made you came fuck with me on no day
On my lowlights I still went and call them slow days
You want to take toxin and you could be in your whole face
You push your 30 bigger when the fuck you blowing
You know that's Zach Leven's little sis, cause she banged on you
Broke the bag for a head you chatted
Rearranged niggas sent you to kick me
Such a rap made you a brown shirt
She made you view by the feel good, had you encountered her
Why you dissin' on auntie to feel good about yourself?
Why you let that girl text her ex-nigger in your bed?
Did it hurt you when she laughed?
Did she drop down to her knees?
I'm in public at a joke that another nigga said.
Right there. Hey, what's going on?
My name's Tamari Sims.
Alright. Alright, judges.
So look, how are we gonna do this, Tom?
Everyone give their comments. Do not say your vote.
We're gonna do vote by show of hands after everyone give their comments throwing with filthy
Don't hey teabag teabag. You should have read them to X. That's in my buzz
It should just say I don't know
You feel me tell us I mean and you mean right right right that she I don't know
This she sounded like so my son. I listened to outside of this
That's my comments
Nice in her
Okay. Um, I actually really liked both of these
I thought they're both good
Bob I go right
Bro T banks your shit was like I fucked up a beat like a lot more and I feel it was the first time
I could understand both of y'all so
That's that's all I'm gonna say
All right
Daryl that'd be you next. I'm up at I know we had the same screen
I like both of the motherfuckers I ain't gonna lie. It was both good, but I
I feel like the better song because they both had the same amount of disses. I say the better song was rock
Oh, I wasn't supposed to say
Was I supposed to say I?
Was supposed to say right you wasn't in front of fucking this fuck it's fine. It's my bed
Yeah, both
Both good songs I feel
In just different areas. I feel like rise song is like something I would definitely listen to
Outside of this is just sounds way better. Uh, but T banks, I feel like he, you know, he did have some more. This is, I don't know. I'm kind of teetering back and forth, but I fuck with both of them.
Okay.
Ron, oh, Cinco.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm saying, go.
I didn't like either.
I fuck with both songs.
I feel like T-Bank said a lot of disses and he was poppin.
I feel like the only thing you got to work on is your pacing.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like it was time for you to pace yourself better.
But I feel like you was dissonant.
That shit was hard.
I fuck a ride shit.
In the beginning, it was a little like, you know what I'm saying?
But he started picking that bitch up.
He started going crazy towards the end of the tour.
So I feel like Rod sounded more like a song, though.
But I already knew Robby rapping.
You know, so he fires are already new
No key brought key banks. I like I liked it a lot, you know what I'm saying? I think your flow is pretty good
I think the bars are pretty good. I like to beat selection, but I did you know, I'm not dick-riding
I agree with whatever else saying I like both of the songs. I think Rod
I think your shit was way more catchy in my opinion
And I could replay that again what a lot of other people said but I mean it is the truth
It is extremely catchy. So yeah, yeah, that's my opinion
I kind of liked it, yeah.
X?
Yeah, almost the same thing.
I feel like Rod was, it felt more like a song, this track,
and T-Banks was a little more,
almost like he's narrating something,
like he's reading a book, Islamotion.
Not bad at all.
I think both were creative in beats,
but T-Banks did loop a little bit in terms of beats,
but Rod's lyrics actually ended up looping back.
I thought we were replaying the same song.
So that's what my thoughts.
Okay, by show of hands.
If rod one, raise your hand, judges.
Rod, if rod one, raise your hand.
And right there, we have three hands.
If T-Banks won, raise your hand.
And that is four.
T-Banks, congratulations, you just popped it.
Let me just cook down rod.
I am. Okay. Hey, Rob. Thank you. T banks. Thank you.
That was my, that was my thoughts.
No, I rely on what I rely on. No, no dick ride.
You're still it's hard though.
I see outside. See now I'm going to make another one.
See I'll give you props already.
You piss me off.
You said the one. No, it's cool.
I feel like Rod had a better song by a long shot.
If he had a better song, he would have won, but it's about me.
Yeah, and I did this on every bar to Rod was more like mixing it in.
Yeah, yeah.
I look like you.
I would kill myself.
Okay, so look, this is how we looking right now.
Confirm it.
Reggie with the finals.
I'm not gonna lie.
Reggie is MIA right now.
right now he's not answering no text I don't know where this nigga's act he knew
the time he's not here but we still have his song so his song will still get
played before that though funny Mike also last minute pull out but Ben still
made his song so Ben still gonna play his disc out of respect for his time
Ben, turn your camera on, bro.
Now, I called you. I just don't know where Reggie is.
I do not know.
I'll call him again.
Yo, Ben, yo, Ben, yo, Ben.
Yo, Ben.
Hey, your shit like deafened, Ben.
Yeah, you're not peeping.
Yo, Ben.
Yeah, brother.
What's up, brother? Turn your camera on again.
I don't know. I don't know why you backed out, bro.
I don't know neither now feel bad
Now yellow, let's see. Oh shit you went let's hear this motherfucker fucking know it ain't even about that
It's just I already didn't have nothing bad to say about Mike
So I'm like y'all forcing me to make up some shit cuz when Mike called me I was like Mike you was we doing this
He said hell fuck yeah, you ain't getting out of this one
For real. Yeah. Yeah. I was like damn. All right, bro
I was like, yeah, you got you got some shit to say you you know something
I don't know, but he's a troll.
Yeah, exactly.
So I thought he was gonna cook me.
So I just made what I could in the last 24 hours.
All right, back, say that.
Say that, I got this motherfucker, I got it.
All right, just the funny Mike this,
just the funny Mike this,
and then we get to the final round.
Drop one's in the chat, man.
Drop one's in the chat.
What's he saying?
One, one.
You got a car from PBM, he say it's time to deep, I told him make it worth my time,
bitch, I'm out ready to reach, he say I locked in front of Mike, I'm like this running bitch,
I hate to do it to my dog, but call me Michael V, I hate the way you look, you skinny,
With your stomach super swollen, got the wheels on me
See you laughing, almost up my bow, know some shit about you
That you think they don't nobody know, 20 mic or 22 savage
Don't feel a body both, where your lady at?
I heard she ain't been homing quite a minute
A birdie told me you done lost your mind, you fuckin' five to six
I hope you took your med, that's the reason why you waking here
She the only reason we went to the prom
Cause you had papachikas, nigga, night, mcawker
I ain't no white labrame on your ass
Hittie Hittie Hittie
Which I'm looking at
Crypto in the dirt, y'all must know he running out of cash
He gave up YouTube, now he known for GTA and Salamander
I'm running to tell you that she got some daddy
Guess the secrets out when you ain't home
I be in your house to kick up on your couch and run this shit
Y'all later ain't in trouble but I punished it
Fuck it nigga, I'm the stepdaddy
M.J. I'm punished man
You better get back in that booth and make another stab man
You fight with the one I got
You be wearing lil' bro got liggas on
Don't buy your home around me, anywhere I'm at a danger zone, hop out with that booty, my ass pook, it ain't all the way home
Let's keep it real, your tree can't be that big, but that's a horse's grip
Got me dead, your bob a lot of you up, then kiss you on your head, do niggas suck
I'll never diss a dime, I'm quick to let it breath, but nigga, you ain't tough, yo, I'm just pushin'
Try that shit with a n***a, I think that n***a's funny, Mike, don't pop too many, fuckin' price
Heard that n***a fallin' off, you can't be scared to go to work
Keep a couple shooting with me every day on high
Left you 20 times you tired of you shaking ass
I heard you can't go back to where you from them
Is on your own bitch if you so gangsta then go crash we trying to laugh enough for fucking rich
I can make Jay and run it sketchy
I'ma feed it to nigga, you shoulda, as soon as you heard my name, you shoulda, oh hell nah be brudging me somebody else
I don't even play with me like that, I wouldn't ever even play with me dying like that
Fuck nigga, nigga fuck that musk nigga, wait
Nigga, my hand, my hand raising up slowly
I'm nigga, I'm nigga, bitch slapper nigga
Oh
I
Send the bees
So funny Mike
you can't do it. Well, you
didn't have to say all that
because the other guy didn't
show up but it was great though.
I enjoyed it. This nigga.
Hey man, appreciate you,
Bernie. That was hard. Best
time of the night. That was
awesome. Aw.
What the fuck? No, it was
awesome.
All right, yo, come on.
the other guy called himself
motion man by the way. He took
your shit. I saw that. I'm dead.
Crash down like he thinks you're
not motion. It is me. Yeah.
He's showing up though. He got
an eagle. Why are you not showing
up? Nah, I still like he isn't
no show right now but I have
his this. All right. So you
play some versus you don't want
to be here. He's going to go
first. He's going to go
first. Let's do it. I'm
calling Reggie right now. I'm
I'm a cold of my last time but
All right, he sent this shit
I know he I know he going through some shit right now bro. So make sure you feel me don't gonna be on over his talking
We all go through shit Max is a true false
Everybody else is back, it's back, it's back.
Everybody else showed up, where everybody else is?
Who eat the kids?
You have a little PJ right now?
Fuck that, fuck that again.
Wanna get that shit?
What is this, what is this?
All right, hold on, one second please.
This pussy.
We are gonna go with Reginald's disc first.
I agree.
Hello?
Yeah.
Alright, there it is.
Alright, mute up, mute up, and then cuff them, you're gone.
Yeah.
Alright, let's go.
Because of nigga posting guns
Where come you take your shit, drink your bitch and kill your son
Nigga, don't give a fuck about no fat nigga
Get on that treadmill
You know this shit for real
And Platboy better watch your bat boys so you get killed
Hey Platboy better watch your bat boys so you get killed
That nigga cuff him, been a bitch, that's why he ain't no twist
That nigga cuff him, been a bitch, that's why that boy don't kick
That's why that boy don't kick, hey cuff him, use the fat boy
Yeah, fat nigga, I'll be dirty, nigga, look like a piece of gum
Fat nigga, dirty, ugly nigga, your father shoulda saved his cum
And your mother, shit, bitch, give a fuck about what she's saying
And if you're this KC3 again, we gon' come and kill your man
You ain't the only one with a drink, you ain't the only one with some rounds
Nigga play like you on beef, then I'm gon' lay a nigga down
Jumping out the car here at first, nigga want some beef
Then we gon' see who wanna be dead first
Rrrraaah, bitch, that's all that you gon' hear
You know what's up? Yeah, I'm the one bitch. Yeah, that's my year
Cuff him, cuff him, let's call him dead body
We pull up on this block in a brand new Miserati
Fat nigga, fat bitch, let's hit his fucking head
If cuff him, try to run from the gun, let's see how far he get
If cuff him, try to run from the blick, let's see how far he get
How many niggas is he with? Let's get him off the clip
Hey Aiden Ross, you ride with Cuff him, we gon' knock you off
Hey Aiden Ross, you think you tough, but nigga's not a boss
Hey Aiden Ross, you be dick-rod nigga, lick my balls
You think because you rich that we won't come to take it all
Hey, come from you, ride around on some dick-rod shit
You gon' hit your head and leave dead, you dick-rod bitch
Yeah, turn me up, I'm on my top, man, nigga, TG for life
Hey, hey, hey, come from how you let a white nigga just run your life
Hey, come from how you let a white nigga just run your life
Boy, you a fucking peasant, I'm getting hit from your bitch, and that shit was very pleasant
N***a, ay, time me up, I'm in this bitch with Nino
And broken middle word, and then we gon' jump out and blow
And if I tell Sven, pull up, then we gon' catch a fro
And N***a, try to run down, and we gon' make him get low, rah
Yeah, time me the fuck up in here, CB
GG, N***a, know what we be claiming, N***a
You think that you tough, but you ain't really even dangerous, N***a
Bode hop out with a brand new block, try bustin' to get bangin', N***a
Yeah, let's go bangin', N***a, yeah, we'll be bangin' with ya
You don't even write no games, give a fuck about what you claim
In this bitch I'm going insane, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We tryin' bust cuffing brain, hop out the car and slay the rod
And cuffing fat as fuck, like the waves without the rod
Hey, I'm in this bitch go on, every day I'ma show you how I'm mad
And I ain't never been a fraud, pussy ass nigga, play the
We gon' take a long off, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Niggas know what the fuck goin' on, CB for life, Gigi for life
Ain't cuffing, you a bitch, you gon' forever be a bitch
I should have let my man dead step on your bitch ass or ever go against this shit nigga
the biggest
Run my shit, let's do it run my shit, let's do it
All right, I was Reggie I was Reggie. Let's get
This cuff I'm sitting here cuffing you send me your song
Or did you send it?
Let's do it, here's Cuff, here's Cuff, here we go chat.
It's gloves today, bitch.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're not here.
Visualize this.
Now visualize this.
I see red, you body in the pack.
But I don't smoke no red.
You that shit, me and all.
I smoke your strikes.
N***a, where you at?
Cause I sent four n****s right to your flat.
Four n****s can't leave.
Throw me back in the lucky clothes.
I've never seen you naked.
I've heard red and shit.
And I don't know if he a snake or a leash.
I guess that n***a both he only know cause time did.
He brought how you build an ego off of attention that you got for free.
You wouldn't be shit without the n****s.
This matter of fact I know why you bothering me
We seen them skits I can tell you ain't have no father figure
And plus you built just like a bitch that ain't your father's figure
You need a yes man you ain't gangsta let's ride them with you
You ain't the guy bitch by Raka'a why would I argue with you
Fuck you get a couple dives now you think you a god
This bitch up on your gang creed know that you live off a side
Niggas call you out to fight and you dust shit I find it hard
You a man he don't stand for none of how you get it box
What the fuck are y'all doing for the month you're done?
But when I'm out buying AP's for his birthday, where the fuck were y'all?
These all are men at the end of the day, and he's another man, but I'm the first one.
I ain't trust about a nigga, me, how I love ass nigga, always me, Ryan.
You a nut red, you a knock high, actin' like Bruce.
You a B5, throw a punch, I'm a G3, try and set this bitch on fire.
I'll call the gang, we gonna kill a man, when I'm full of shit, I'll suck it to the meat.
I'm finally trippin' off another nigga, always fire up beats, cause you love that nigga.
Trace A.D.L. gets made sense
We can take you on the cover, make you print you lost your hole
And it's been fucking with your cover, build a back out of your brothers' name
You've seen the notch with them other niggas
They don't allow left you for another means
I put it out like I first
Eight kids, you're eight of them
Eight kids
That's a good, real thick fat ass
You like that?
You want that? That's what you want, right?
You want that? Say you want that
Say you want that? Say you want that?
You can do this the easy way
You're going to give them to me, Joe.
We don't have any kids.
Right?
I don't fit in my...
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
You said I want to be in your crew and I fucking don't get without going out family
You saying niggas for the top right and stage, taught a fan fan how to try to instigate
Stammer tight look cause he wrecked your best place
Shot to your body up make your chest blade
I know my hand ain't doing the rest, they beam to your head like Captain Prince
Like, dance through dirty, let's get messy, know what you did
Let's talk to the best thing
Bro, nigga use cops with paper, leech as me while you my hater
P.S.D.G. and you try the data, cops and bunks that you a sneaker
She didn't want it while you make her
Leena did what that kid she gave her
You a predator, I'm not a player
See that ain't gonna be a savior
Crash ideas gotta track the vapor
You not a hard bitch, you ain't gangsta
Just a gangster entertainer
You a dog and not a trainer
In other words, let me keep you playing
You a fart nigga, leechin' off the game
You a weird nigga that's a chase of fame
You don't like control, you should be ashamed
I mean, BAU shit, my fault.
It's a W for coupling.
That nigga, you mean Reggie, that shit
was too slow when I bought some more shit.
He trying to just catch bodies on a beat.
Slow down.
True.
I felt he won, sent him.
Bro, I can't even lie.
Awesome, no buy a shit, bro.
Couple of that shit was crazy.
Like, I thought Reggie's, like, the lyrics,
I felt like we're way more aggressive.
But like, I heard yours.
Yours was crazy.
You did a good job.
Good job.
It's not turn right.
Yeah, go ahead.
Why we got to kill each other?
True.
Why we can't come together as one
and stop trying to kill each other?
Says you.
If I had you.
Nobody's trying to kill you.
All right, look.
If I had to pick one, I'd say Cuffham.
It was more structured.
I feel like Reggie was freestyling a lot.
And I feel like Cuffham took it a little more serious.
I like his dish, so I'm going to go with Cuffham.
OK, Dante, that is agreed.
Yeah, Reggie was definitely freestyling.
This nigga, Cuffham, he came at Dez as well for not
back and out, um, and body Reggie bro.
And it was like, it was bad, bro, like a couple of carat.
But I know if he was like getting his trolling bag and talking shit,
then it goes crazy.
So he didn't disappoint, bro.
Got to go cuff him.
Damn.
All right.
And with that, come for him.
Now I know that's a four on sweet, bro.
That's what I'm gonna show up next time.
He's a pussy.
Now listen to my knowledge
You say you was gonna make a diss on Dante
Yeah, but he didn't confirm though. He just did in the shadows. No good. Oh, no, you just you say you're gonna
Where did you make it this?
No, so he bugs me I guess it's a high to sweet
Words to say
I'm not a liar. I'm kidding you. I did after this
I'll take one of my plaques to smack this boy with max force keep him in line like track horse ain't no back
Forth pop him on the head. He's a five stars cartoon acne nigga talk shit, but never at me
This man swallow for black pill if that don't make him mad. I guarantee anyone like will give the same for black people
really stumps me you played overwatch and got carried by a monkey
I hate your build and the way that you look resemblance to hell but no brain with the taste you're
gonna took you ain't nothing but a goof
bow down I'm the truth watch your mouth no truth
cow kids I got the juice now stupid nigga probably think I'm talking bout the juices
goofy loose and never seen dreams what a goofy goof look give a fuck about that
watch on that frill wrist say nigga lost his whip to a pale bitch man
I ain't killed this nigga enough, I love to win it, call my bluff and it's a shit, I'm
just playing with this pen, I'm in flow state, frying up this nigga, I need growth, give me
propane, so bro, wanna solve this with a without violence, Lord pierce me in my neck if I was
ever fucking lying, fuck I blacked out, Spartan rage, body any nigga around me, swing from
the grave, like a fucking walking dead zombie, grip leak, better believe it or not, I catch
you, I'm spinning up black, root bricks, give a fuck about who hit, grip your thick
skull, drag it through the rocking pavement, whip your tired face and drink the blood
You troll I troll too, you play rap I don't do, you talk shit out your name
Been apologizing, text pussy nigga
Hold up, what the fuck is you here?
Judging others, you don't even like the man in the mirror
Skinning through albums, boy, what the hell is you critiquing?
I hold max, give you the validation, you always seeking
You fucked up, you stepped in my realm, I hold the crown here
It's Kiki on the streets, but I'm a demon on these beats
Motherfucker, now think twice before you say my name
Nuggot text EVG and said as nigga you was playing
You Trump lover, spit stuttering, butt muncher
I'm joking. I'm joking pussy. I'm joking dude. I'm trolling is just
trolling. Just trolling. How are we doing? This is
bro. That was fire. That was fire though. No, you're not. That's
it's good. I enjoyed it. Thanks. Probably the one with the
better visa the whole thing. Okay. Shout out to or dies or
dies or dies. That's good Dante. You're going crazy.
That was super negative like I like that well like I like a lot of those bars. Yeah, that's good. All right. Well
Damn, I mean shit not actually unless I told y'all wait niggas wait niggas don't be friend. Yo
So I
Appreciate all the y'all coming through and judging who was the best this though who had the best dish I think probably cuff them
Cuff them. Yeah
I really like Ben's to
I like that song a lot but
had a lot of beats. which
it's not. I don't bro I
this one. I'm gonna do it.
Guys. So, that was nice.
off the rockers with this
not bad at all not bad at all I am I'm I'm I'm I'm not gonna hurt you
that's actually good kind of getting some credit
um that was cool that was cool I know that I should do it though oh shit nice
back here I go oh shit really I had the wrong way because of the other thing
right I enjoyed that I was cool it was like what's it
somebody's beats were actually well made with the lyrics and with that with
the vocals I'm actually impressed that people can cook people can cook a
little bit you're in there I got some I got some good I felt studio beats but
it's not it's not worth the diss you know you feel it
um let's see if we lost a bunch of games
I enjoyed that
oh what else
what else what else
Oh my god, so humiliated!
I had some fun sometimes, that was good, people put some efforts into it, it was good.
I'm just interested in having some fun.
I need to have my
I need to have
No, I want you to me wait, it's which day I can just wish
Yeah, go you think you think I switch real quick
Hold on
I'm just gonna say.
Fifty-four months. Wow. Chat. I hope everyone has an above and beyond kind of day.
Much love, excuse me.
You know I used to have that? Oh no, yeah, that had the other house, right?
Oh no, it's working!
Is it working?
Yeah. Hold on.
Hey, just sorry we're gonna buy something for no reason.
Oh.
Oh
Is that not working look what was working right now?
What do you look on a slow though? What?
It's not looking okay, okay, okay, yo, they should be working
Chad, did you get your working note?
Yeah, I should get ethernet wire.
It looks good now.
It downloads and writes.
Oh, at the same time?
Wow.
Of course.
What did I just walk into?
Is that a helicopter?
Bro, nobody apologised in the text.
It was a reference to fucking to the old guy shit.
Like, learn to have some fun, man.
Oh my God, it must be drama.
Aw, chat 8-9-8, is that good?
This with that
to whack, to whack, to whack, to whack, to whack, to whack, and whop.
Chattains, they're all the queues that baddies days, I don't get it.
There's nothing going on.
Oh there.
Oh it was already playing as well.
I didn't see it already in the game. Usually you get into the lobby.
I think they changed that.
XQCL.
You can do the patch with it when you were in the game. You would snake it, no check?
Or was I doing the markup?
Oh, I think we should do a knockout, no?
Let's do a knockout, fuck it.
Let's do a knockout.
Model submission, I think we should do sometimes, if I make it to the last cutoff, or sometimes
the exact prediction on the exact slice.
That's 1-4, like 5 days ago, I think we had it said so much.
All right, only four bots, maybe actually six bots.
I'm gonna add a little bit of names in your chat.
Pickle.
New map?
Hello, Mr. Count. How does it feel logging into a race knowing you will lose every time?
Question mark, question mark.
Just saw the clip of you flexing your muscles, actual progress, honey.
Can Brett sex keep going? Oh really? Yeah, man. I go to the job
I've been watching you since 2019 your streams helped get me through. What's for stop? I finally got it right thanks excuse me
50 months halfway to 100 and where
What happened to your code code addiction?
I don't think it's a sugar, it's a sugar magic, but I think that was just a hell of a worst.
No way, Danny, right?
Okay, easy.
What?
There have been a while, so slip on, just show a bit.
I'll shove it back here, and then I'll be able to cut off one.
Um...
What?
Oh no.
When you retire from streaming, will you go to the gym or just live in a Vegas casino and
drink red wine?
oh my god the dodges
I had I
This part is settle because there's nothing else going on
What's going on here?
It was good, I only did it.
We thought 16 for a second place?
It was too easy.
server and we live together now so thanks less than three
yeah this is actually going to be a drill
Really?
I have 16 million general points please for the love of God, give me a little bit of
I have 16 million general points please for the love of god give me something to do with her
It's not bad
This is 8 right?
I think I'm gonna hang out like 8 plays too much
If anybody could get like this item pretty much, we're not best but still super good.
And go for a good finish.
One more item.
Okay, sniper down.
I mean, who- who forbidens there, there? Like, what?
Yeah, look at them. They really break for the bitch-ass.
I
So this is not just a finish here, no?
Fuck, if I had had Booster with a gun on my piper.
It ended on the downswing part
What
Time to throw what is it? Is it not is it not gonna roll over is it is it not going to roll is he not going to roll
I've heard I've heard these things
that is like our first place is a it's too too risky of a thing it's not worth
the points otherwise it's like a I mean it's it's not good off but it's not it
how many bots like none I mean it's full full lobby at full cyber lobby my
circle
like like eight members much I think it's like three players to their eight members
shut up
watching since eighth grade now I suffer more in college
love you man next to you now
Give me that shit.
Don't shit.
And suck it.
Add my game, Don't You Blare Your Trash, buddy.
Uh, Sniper. I mean Sniper.
Just sniping, it's actually quite awful, get a sniper.
Am I ever going to have sliders over or what?
pretty ugly and they'll go all the means are just like us
love you excuse the air
why is there so many bombs?
is the 1v1 really happening?
oh oh oh yeah
how many limbs will it matter to you? yeah it's going to all begin
Imagine being so as to gnaw you in front of me.
This is you.
Chat, chat I'm listening, you lot don't forget the text, you see I'm...
I mean, you're not banging your mud mud mud make sure this guy is banned and on the unbanned
request that he's tagged as never to be unbanned, right?
So this is just making sure that it is perma perma perma perma perma, all the perma.
No cost for appealing
Nope, nice try though, you're fucking dog shit.
Nice try with the back shell.
You're fucking trash, buddy.
You're fucking dog shit.
You are fucking trash, buddy.
Nice try sling the box.
You're trash.
Try it again, you try it again, you try it again.
train to get better items classic
watch out everybody watch your face watch your face
up on the snipers please
come here, come here you, come here you, come here you!
Nice try to fucking bitch ass.
I
At least break before the ending otherwise I'm really a man on your shit
So I'm a mother it's so fucking lame like I have to play the game differently because I'm on streamer
Like I have to play completely different like I have to play the bullshit like boring ass back game
Well, I'm out with the back and I wait and I wait and I get good items for the last ending. It's this lame
The only way to play this game on stream is the way at the back and you get good enemies
Let's just boring it's not fun. It's not fun
But yeah, 4 play at the end, all melee range, fucking, on the outside bracket, just fucking
standing fucking dumbass items, it's fucking bullshit.
Um, yeah, 4 Sniper up to get it.
Supply.
Put any of these Sniper's in a sealed game and they lose.
I
Fucked on
Okay
There's a drop like in the lawnmower.
I want to put my money on something reliable and not so volatile.
Well, I'm not how hard it is to fucking sit at the fucking back and just aim, wait till
the guy gets all the shots so I can get all the shots, like, brother.
Even in top four, even in top four, people still go for me, like I just sprained it.
Yeah, he tried it.
I
Mean breaks any break. Come on, bro
Brother, because of the distance of the item that you get at the back, the only way the
person could have gotten the lightning is if he was holding it.
I said it.
The only way you can use the lightning there is if you were holding it.
That's it.
The only reason.
And the guy was holding it, he was wanting for me to go for a short cut.
It's so busted.
it's so it's so bad like but what's the point what's the point of playing it if
you're gonna be out last place to get lightning and only learning for me I
I mean it that's that's it that is just a waste there I mean it's just it's so lame
I mean yeah you're you're you're a zero-value dog is ever
just hold good items ah lightning literally removes items are you fucking
brain dead and what a dumbass what a simple more than like this a member of
your band I don't give a fuck you're back on everything I don't give a fuck
I'll make sure I find a solution for you, Chrissy.
Wait a minute.
You just told me to get out of here!
Brother, lightning removes the items!
Are you fucking brain dead?
Holy fucking shit is the mess.
Lightning.
come on brah the Pothmoe Prince is better than this.
Hey, just a little worse terrain. You can't back off streaming, Tabernath.
Lock it up.
fucking blue shell you bitch ass
fucking fraud
I
Did it all input I mean
He's right at it. What what a desperate fucking cutter. I don't know how desperate are you?
There you go, Tony fucking bitch ass Tony
Tony is never top over the way out of all the boys at Tony is never top over the ever
That fucking snipe bitch ass bust a chop chop
Same one item still skippin same one skippin
I'm not sure if I should just go back to the water.
Let me break, let me break, let me break, let me break, let me break, let me break, come on, come on bro!
lamb lamb so then it's lame it's boring I really forgot to play last place
right in the day or by what you do other way you really broke so you're
making sure to get me and you lose the game I mean it isn't that or you
somehow I'm against a whole lot being you somehow find a way to get a
I mean, that's just gonna have to be...
How do you find a way to be under the guy we just talked about everybody?
Thanks for that.
No more ads.
How is this so loser? I'm not losing anything. I mean this guy's losing a son.
This guy's losing but this is not in Mario Kart 2.
This is more Dotic Sniper than it is playing the game.
playing the game. Like, I don't even know that...
Mario Kart is like, literally 10% of the game.
The rest is all just starting slivers, and it's just, like,
loose range around slivers.
I should not use that stuff.
in front of me. Nah, I'm fortified now.
Oh, we don't care. I mean, if any of you hold your Red Shells, they'll hit it forward.
And then just to miss your Red Shells, really?
I need cheating too, and this is actually a cheater as well. That's actually, that's so sad.
actually fucking ill
Oh my god, that was a long trackin'.
Bye.
Did you see the guy with the lightning, did you see it?
Like it.
Like somebody was in the last place the entire round the whole time.
The entire realm, like, just so you're lightning in, like, it's just so lame.
Like, I don't think I used to know how this game works.
The guy hit the lightning when I got to the box.
Which means he held the lightning all the way through the box before, which is like
it.
It's like 30 seconds.
An entire second.
You would just use that instantly.
Like, it's just, he's only using it against me.
That's both of this shit.
I'm gonna hit everybody.
The guy times it, so when I get the box, I move my hands.
Like, I already don't know when it's...
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
He's getting some points.
I don't know how that even happens.
I was in the whole thing in the controller. Why would it be doing that?
20 it's 20
Well, you know that if I don't sit at the back here, I can't win right like you know yet
I cannot win the game. At least at the last four player slice.
I have no chance if I don't have the backhand.
XQCL.
Pregnance, I think you have a backwards, you're supposed to sit at the front not the back.
Hope this helps.
That's all I get, really?
Why did Mario Kart fall off after being more than 12 players?
good find
same fucking loser man
What do you mean, Hanzo everybody?
Brother!
She did the same timing when I get the item and I instantly get to the- like, how do
I'm not understanding this.
I don't have to worry about the guy with the lightning because he's already done it.
So the guy that did the lightning, he's gone, so I don't have to worry about it.
That's not so lame, because he has to lose to do the trick.
It's fucking dog shit.
I remember when you would take all this anger out on the feeding buster.
75 months with deducer, but an amylos-generic sword on taxidermics repeat.
I think this is due to a lack of focus.
Your Mario Kart gameplay would be sharper if you dedicated more hours.
Yeah
But of course I'm starting it but the guy the guy bets a 16 place is a lightning guy
Every single game is the exact same thing
You want to lose the cup because it has a high pale value. I mean how I was there a second
But there, every single lobby, three in a row now, I get hit at the box instantly with
lightning at the first cutoff, at the second cutoff, every single time.
But there, the mathematical probability of this happening is like one in a bazillion.
38 months, if you welcome me to the jungle you will win your next game.
66 months.
X, do you remember that website you used to use where viewers could control the songs
on stream?
What was that again?
I'll find ya.
There will be lightning, didn't get me, I'm losing it.
Burr!
The second lightning?
Oh my god, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
lightning oh my god can't I can't I can't I'm feeling the big must be on the
third lightning was a feather the same landing was under 100%
you're just not playing them in the second lightning it was the exact
timing as you'll hear
Like
Trying at that. Well, how do you not how do you not give me that man?
Explain it. It's just like it's like the easy thing the game. You just walk over me
Explain it
I think you should just have a 15-minute delay I mean I know I know this guy gambles on the
points on 16th place I mean you just lost a point you just lost a point out of shit
I'm falling on that.
Oh my god, are you still- okay, the lightning, the third lightning did not affect the outcome.
The second lightning is the one that the guy timed for the threshold that was 16.
How hard is this understanding?
Like, just go to the Vod, it's right before the cutoff at the last box, which affects
the game the most.
Like, I can't...
I thought it didn't exist, though.
I was saying, he's telling his name, but the guy exists?
I was saying...
Nice fight, Wacom.
So my dad fucking dumb ass fucker.
My dad.
That's good, that's good.
Nice try though.
Nice try though. It's very cute. I like that.
I don't think this check truly understands how much of a visionary you are in gaming.
People set world records for classic strategies that he made,
and people become great because he made the blueprint for them.
Also, what's it like being so handsome?
Wait, I'll show you. Hold on.
Hey Felix, just came here to say I'm pretty sure that you did the number on the bottom
right the most you'll do.
Thanks for your attention to this smile.
Also why is your guy so fucking big?
Wow, wow, that's- who would've thought, dude, they all collage to the 16th place?
I can't believe it.
I'm so- I'm- I'm wow, guys.
I didn't- it's not like I didn't say that.
Holy shit.
I used to play knockout, knockout is like super, it's like super, it's never friendly.
Like, knockout is the absolute way more deliberate, and you have way more time to practice through your share.
of
No refunds, no refunds.
You guys, you guys, you guys, it's a display of commitment there.
You commit to the point where nobody is a sniper and I'm a schizo, so then what's the difference
between the other lobby and this lobby then?
What's the difference between both lobbies?
Explain it.
What's the difference between this lobby and the other lobby?
If there's no servers?
So then it changes the players and it should all be noble players, right?
So why should we refund it?
So yeah, he's in our business, really?
I mean, you can hide both ways, you have to choose, you have to choose, now that your
points are in and you're not going to stop this, I mean, I could never, that's, well,
That's tiny dick energy!
Come on, bro!
There's at least six snipers, yikes.
Bro, this guy really snipes on land.
Like, that's crazy.
nice try though
bang bang bang boom bang you might not like to cut off low-key this sliver
It's just he actually might not make it
The whole lobby is next to me doing items, the entire lobby, it's not funny.
3 fliers right there stacked and just put it out at the 10-5 minutes. It's so, so silly.
I'm sorry.
Who's doing that?
Well, who's doing that?
I'm sorry. It's not lagging in disconnecting. Like the actual server is not independent.
Okay, so know this connects for like 10 lobbies and then disconnect back to that and it's
Of course, of course, of course.
What change did I internet that?
I mean, I just ended up being just, it decided to be worse
because they wanted to.
It said, fuck this, let's, like, come on, bro.
Come on, bro, like, fucking, come on. Really?
Nice try buddy.
Yes, kill was a better winston than you, even Fisher was better.
That's good one.
I had one game against him and I shed a block,
Charge them and then shutters and targeting.
Okay, just letting you know.
My only game in the Washington game is them
and I absolutely spam on them like these bronze players.
I mean, is that what you want? I mean, yeah, true.
I mean, he's right.
fucking collapse son
Okay, I used that to early, because the next part is pretty fuckin' like no skill.
that's fine
Holy fuck, I set myself so bad there.
How long did he hold the item from the use that there?
The entire fu- I can't man.
The last box was like an hour ago.
Fuck out of here... WHAT?!
Suck it!
Then suck it!
Thank you.
It's like a warm-up for me, thank you.
And fuck it, just one more time for me, thank you very much.
are much more fun than anything available today. Do you prefer this to reality?
Excellent, it's not the end of the world.
It's definitely early.
Two boxes are for sure.
7 years, pretty much perfect for all of them
Holy shit, holy fucking shit, that was so close.
So there, he was right down the left.
If he drifted with a big ass Tucka Chalka, I was cooked.
the fucking lag was that what the gosh darn was that
you try you try you try you try
I think I have those here.
Yeah, boost items are the last stretch here.
That might be so bad.
I mean that map is really really really really really bad.
You did have items all the way at the back before the down straight.
It is what it is.
Brother, you literally cannot make it up.
If you're not in front, if you don't get boost items, you're crooks.
Rammable build.
Patch is trash.
Hold on, let me kill the lights.
Oh, actually, you know what you do.
What a real skill game.
Okay, that will stop it, no?
I go you know be nice I think it's a win stuff. I don't know why
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, give me my phone number or a place.
Watch out.
Yeah, that was correct.
It was so perfect.
Yeah.
Change it for the other.
Did that work?
No, no, not friends, look what friends, did I say friends?
I gotta use the martinis, right, for fun?
Let me just do a ball and look what you're doing.
Toy Soccer.
How about this?
It's a sniper but this is a skill based game so...
You're looking very handsome today, X. Keep up the grind, suck it, 1G.
Fucking lagger.
Yeah, I mean, he's fucking lagging, so...
I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, dude, I mean, he's lagging really badly for no reason.
I mean, if you jump my game, don't be a fucking Liger, I thought I was an hour on the stand.
See, now if we're lagging, it means that I was lagging.
That's what it means.
I
Know that I'm not gonna say one
them.
They're coming my shadow away.
They're coming all my shadow away.
That was my strats from the get-go for that.
I'll help you know that.
Oh, it is like really laggy though.
Dude, no shot!
Yeah, it feels laggy.
The movement is all fucked up.
Yeah, it's so laggy.
Brother, it is so laggy.
It's a- it's a- I'm not able to-
Yo, this is the 5G, it's like an idea.
I'm gonna get a hard wire, I think.
My grandma used to get 250 plus on the Wii one, holding a place of cookies.
And Lil Bro is struggling to hit a spare with full focus. Actual tragedy.
Are you just fucking stupid?
It's lagging.
Look, look how laggy it is.
I can't go out of this.
It's laggy.
Honey, do you see how, do you see the lag though?
Do you see how fucking laggy it is?
Like, what is this delay?
What is this delay?
What is this fucking delay?
Turkey.
Dude, dude, this is aginvital.
I, I, I can't wait.
It completely disregarded my last inputs.
It completely disregarded all of them.
That makes no...
I'm over.
Let's get it.
It's the revival.
Dude, I swear when I was at this house, I had an Ethernet.
Check there now, I have an Ethernet.
I mean...
What's a good character?
That- I mean, she looks fucking dude.
That's- I mean, without a doubt she's just so- look at the stats!
She's like 35, bro.
Health plus F4 is the only move you pick perfectly all night, losing to Preston in home and it's the official watch certificate.
Oh, this thing here is like 5G and shit!
Yeah, it was actually good last time we played it.
I
Dog shit where you are dog shit
Game set and match, so there's a match!
Well, low key, if it lies, I guess it's like a work plane, should have a nice day.
This guy should dog shit, I'll just get you to make order.
How the fuck you even died with a ball like that?
That's crazy
How the fuck
Are you supposed to hit that shit
First, I feel it!
Great office!
So, one.
One.
Wait!
You really?
You really?
Ready?
Five.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
6, 2, match point, this will be the match point, oh an easy one, things are not so bad,
How are you winning this, by the way?
Well, they just play the campaign and they learn the game and shit.
My brother, I literally just stopped the fucking game.
Like, I don't need another high-five. I don't need all the shots.
And how do they do it? How do you know how to do that?
59 years.
Well?
Well?
Well?
I mean, I'm the first one out or something, or what, I'll have to...
Five grams is faster, but more prone to issues with range and stuff in the way-blocking signals.
Like your antenna tweak build looking ass-sucking in the Wi-Fi juice.
Hey, but...
You know what I'm saying?
We've been playing with this shit for the last week, so...
So, they're worth every time though.
That, okay, that was Agilago.
Wait a minute, he's lagging now.
That's Agilago, not me.
One, oh.
I mean, he's lagging! I mean, he's a fucking slacker!
I don't even stop now!
My little dog shit!
Dog shit!
You can do it!
That's what I'm talking about!
The court's a shabby place!
You're dog shit, dumbass.
Bitch-ass bust up.
You're dog shit.
I'm in the tank.
Sex.
Why don't you get the fuck out of here?
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm giving you back!
Get him out! Get him out! Get him out! Get him the fuck out of here!
Buddy, buddy, put down the fucking console, you're trash!
You are dogs, you quit the game, bitch!
Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!
Yeah, this sniper guy, man, is so fucking lame.
I
Ball they need to hit the fucking bottom either
Yeah, buddy, you're stunning.
You're full-stunned, are you stupid?
Keep it going!
He's got a skill here.
Three, two...
Well done!
Well charged!
He's got much power!
He has top spin!
Nice angle!
Oh, and easy!
What?
Five, three.
Go, Jordan!
Keep it going!
Tracks by Mardu if you have a big win.
Excuse now.
Five, four.
Ready?
That's my choice.
That happens!
Wonderful.
That's my choice.
That happens!
Wonderful.
this is so much power!
ooh, might be by that scheme
will you?
will you move?
a great return!
spike ellen's trucking
i can't take my eyes off this
fine
that's it, double join kinda as you fucking pussy
all ready?
what an incredible shot!
Oh, that sets five outer match point.
You can do it.
Here you go.
That's a shocking place.
You're getting better.
I'm powerful.
All right, let's go.
A deep hit.
I mean, I literally had me in all the games though, huh, I mean what can I possibly do?
Literally bugged my whole shit.
That's insane.
Now the fuck does he need to do that?
Well, I could really not play the game, but he's not gonna throw it, you know what I'm saying?
He's really bugged the fuck out.
Well, there's really one player in the entire history of this game that's playing with Alan.
It's the same cyber.
One, two, three, fuck.
Man, how many buddies are there?
B A plus S
Say I'm a sniper. I mean I can't
I don't know
A great return!
2...0...
Huh?
I mean, take shot!
Form zero.
Giving your best shot!
Great top spin!
That's a strong bounce!
Look in! Right through!
here's top speed, 5, 0
I think I'm dead, I don't want to play this anymore
6, 0
let's see the replay, match point
I didn't play this game, it's crazy.
Mother, imagine, imagine, act like some hose when you're playing something I've never
played before.
Oh no, not logging this game, I can't believe it.
Please stop it
All right
All right next game, please
please.
So what?
What was the mean chat?
Ah, that's how it all started, and I'm going to go here.
Guys?
The Rubius community is racist, whatever.
Yeah, no don't do that go back to Mexico. I don't think Rubens is Mexican though.
Yes, Rubens is not Mexican.
Europe exist, right?
Ok, there are more countries, and more...
I don't know what they are...
From Mexico, I don't know what they are...
But...
Yeah...
Well, not even if he was in Mexico, it would still be bad, like what?
Even if he was, it would still be bad.
It's bad both ways.
What the fudge is that about?
All right, all right, all right.
It's not bad for as many would be enemies, right?
That only means...
Let me play some games because there's no game.
Any games or perhaps you want to play a game
I don't want to be a staller guy. I'm not going to be a staller man.
I've been playing um...
I was like already tired, maybe?
Oh, wrong controller.
I don't know if I can do with that.
Oh, turn it!
Keeps seeker, yeah, probably not.
Nooooo!
What do we do?
Well, I would do these videos if it was, but, this guy's kinda blanched a little.
I think I have to stop playing here
Maybe they are nice
Can I go there?
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on the order that he's trying for, I think.
But he's not like Jesus, though.
He's like, faking to meet Jesus.
No, no, no.
I think he actually is.
Oh, oh, OK.
But I think he has to, even though it's like Deathmatter,
I think he has to be Comets.
I think that's what I'm getting to the clues of the movie.
Like, you step to realize that.
Because the mom's behavior is pretty strong.
Because I'm not done with Part 2 yet.
Chat, he's not about, I don't think you understand,
I don't think you understand what I'm saying though.
But you're coming in the point then.
Like, you can become if you make it happen,
what I'm saying.
It is also, is he like the first man
to have this ability too?
That's why it is such a big deal.
I don't know what you're doing.
But that ability is just something that they have.
The voice thing is something that, it's like a skill.
It's like a reverend mother's skill, right?
Yeah, it's not some some like it like at least an alligator ship
Yeah, just confused about the mom thing because the mom plot happened so fast
Because she drank that liquid and then all of a sudden things just got so
The water
Oh, thank you
Why that's a nice watcher
Yo, it almost seems like the mom
knows or thinks he is a false prophet, but she's trying to push it. Oh, okay
Her own kind of thing. I think she's believing in my
My god, but she thinks the new son in her stomach is the axe. Don't we all know right?
I don't know
That's the shirt. I'm watching the last one. I don't remember doing it.
Oh, is it a girl? Okay. I thought she was a girl.
I thought she was lying about it being a girl because she knew it was another girl.
Oh, wow. I am really bad at this game.
Well, like I said, I did some comics flusier in there, right?
But I think it's one of those movies where like you can't let it play out and if you're missing some parts
That are precise in the books of it also be it right, but it's still a movie for the second being a movie like
They would even be able to explain all the shit that all the context about it
You just have to go to clues and be like, okay, I'm enjoying this
If the second movie is way faster than the first movie, that's a thing
I was like prepared for part one pace and then I got hit with like a million things
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Know the dragon is laser or I or like was over like that. Just not
On Monday said that they would show that imagery
I think it would be kind of cool if it was black, Asian, white, and just a fucker.
Add a vision on the screen there for the show, like, we'll do the fuck on.
They were saying both of them might be a girl, but then they, I was like, I don't
know how that's gonna work, but then they said it's a game of thrones, middle
lady like I can see I can see her as well but also Voldemort that thing doesn't
work anymore the riddle Tom riddle that she works
Yeah, I watch movies.
Everyone on live today.
Movies suck.
I love that movie.
I did too.
That was amazing.
What about a movie?
They all rocked hard.
Look at this!
They don't follow.
Look at this!
They don't follow...
Well, I'm done with you. I would try hard, but this guy is still mad at me.
In the game, I'm trying to see how mad he can be, because I don't know...
Loki? I'm like, he's playing and I'm playing?
Just to see how tilted he gets, man.
There's like a Weasley in all the books that's not even in the movies at all.
It's like a pain...
Guy.
Oh, another Weasley entirely?
Yeah.
Yeah, literally a whole other Weasley.
But I think in the new adaptation, they're gonna follow the book more and more, but yeah.
John Weasley.
Not that cursive.
I'm gonna go ball to his butt.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe I should start to talk to his butt.
Huh?
Is it huh?
Yeah, open that, bro.
Go teammate. I know you can hear me, game. What are you doing?
I say the fuck you recommended me to read.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I thought you said that before.
48, 48 lost in power.
And I have interesting notes on...
NO!
It's what I say, it's really perfect, perfect.
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The movie was just so warm
That's just me. I'm gonna tell you a lot of people that I'm
hungry in I
I found getting a lot of other games like really bad
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Never watched on your games
I played hundred games Minecraft though
It's twilight an actual good movie series or is it French I
I was thinking about watching the twilight series.
Oh shit, absolutely a bit more.
Is it?
Oh, okay.
It's literally Teenage Love Slava.
Dude, it was like the biggest thing ever back then.
What's it say?
It's for teenage girls, so.
Let's see.
That's what they said about Justin Bieber though and I liked Justin Bieber the whole
time.
But that's for music though.
There's a whole plot twist to give Robert Benson that career very much 17 months
Dude when I saw him and Harry Potter for me
Now he thought aren't you supposed to be the vampire guy. Yeah, like he still looked like the vampire guy
He didn't like filming for Harry Potter, by the way, he said.
I saw a YouTube short saying he didn't like it.
Well, he didn't have a big leader.
The water of the Phoenix, though, like in the books is insane.
They actually do pretty good with the movie, though, but there's a lot of
What difference did that happen to the blood?
Was there anything?
I don't know.
Oh yeah, I didn't like it in Mickey, but I think maybe they just showed them with that stupid fucking role.
Cause that movie was a piece of shit.
Mickey, what do you mean?
Mickey 17.
It's just not awful.
What's that one movie that has this actor that's in tune that everyone was wanting to
watch the ping pong one?
Oh yeah.
My Supreme.
That mean I grew up with it.
We had to put it in the middle.
Oh really?
It is abysmal.
It is.
People are blazing that super hard.
Since I like Timothy, I'm going to say I love Timothy.
And he gets a pass unlike I don't even know what Marty is.
I'm putting it to the side in a garbage act. I incinerated the whole thing like he gets a free pass for that
Is it worth watching though, why'd you try?
Actually, I should watch it like I'm not gonna be in the ladies or get deeper, but I'm gonna be straight up with you
It you don't like good movies if you like it my supreme, that's my thing
Wait, what's a good movie?
Don't say interstellar. I mean there's so many
I like all sorts of movies, I like fucking Madagascar, I like fucking Madagascar, I like
music movies.
Did you like the art?
Did you like the Batman series?
I think they were all great.
The trilogy?
Yeah, I think it was fantastic.
The last one was a little bit full of Apollo, but no problem.
Hit that.
Hit that, muscle up.
Fuck you.
like cast away yeah fantastic I enjoyed it for I mean when I watched it I think
we watched it how do you like the ending the ending is as a kid I was like
upset about the ending now I really I think the ending is perfect I don't
want to spoil but the crossroads what I watched it I watched it in a I watched
in English as as a French kid it fucking 20 years ago it's a really powerful
you know what movie bit like every time I watch what's the best movies in the
world so I always says like Shawshank redemption is gonna be in there
Yeah, Josh's redemption is good, but it's not the best movie, am I championing him?
But it's just a good story development, it's good character development, it makes sense and you still get caught by the ending.
And there's like two little twists that make sense and it's good, it's like a...
It is good and I like it, I love it actually, but is it the best?
If I think about the format of a movie, what is a movie?
Like it plays its role like you say
We watch it and don't try to be impressed like fucking like flabbergat like like in like like
Massive CGI or like just what is a movie that it is and it's fantastic
You know, I mean like it's just not like some some some sparkles and an explosion
When it comes to like best movies of all time like in my head. I like think
Like cast away. I think of Titanic really
Yeah, that thing is okay. I think it's a little bit definitely a little bit overrated probably a little bit
But I mean like not like nothing was like a universe right? I'm talking about like one set story
Like you could say Lord of the Rings, but there's like this whole universe to I'm talking about like Titanic like one segment thing
Well, the rings hits for like almost everything pretty much
That's why it's it's right is that normally a movie of that type would not be in the top list, right?
But there was it was pretty much beyond reproach in a lot of ways that usually these these movies fall short
It's why it has it has a good score because it can have all the smart was interested like that, right?
And it because
It's the type of mood that it is right some fantasy shit
But then it also hits all the key points. So how do you not give it give it a high rate man?
Fantastic mr. I go watch the greatest movie ever made excuse you now. Oh
I forget which one is a good I thought it was on the bad
Um
A lot of things i i haven't done until like now like i've been i've been catching up on all the good shit now like the past two years
Like i watched saving private ryan bro. I that's right. So that's great. Great movie. I
My entire face was covered in tears, bro. Um, uh
I think
um
Okay, the movies of that era see look at like this is 1975, right?
A lot of movies are a little bit similar to that and all of them are up here, which makes
sense, but I feel like...
Parasite.
Parasite's like a perfect movie for me.
It's in this little, encompassed, little, tiny story.
Where is it?
Is it in here?
Perfect.
I didn't see it.
Number 34.
I thought it was from Mexico.
It's so good.
Yeah, it's very well-made.
Also, I'm actually impressed on how well it did.
It being like the style that it is, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, you know, 100%.
And I didn't think I would be into it as much either, because of that.
And then I was so locked in the entire movie.
Yeah, they really surprised you, and they really...
You see the...
What I find to be hard these days,
Movies that kind of build over a long time like an atmosphere, right?
And it'll give a shit if it's an eventful whatever as an investment, right?
And then they get to kind of consume that right as in like
Burn through all what they've built and present did that like the truth of the movie
Maybe even maybe even half it's gonna have whatever. Okay. It's a cool story. It's fun
And then you're still in enough to be engaged and when they start to
I
Shit thank you, and you're literally in your seats. Yeah, have you ever played the game 12 minutes?
No, oh, yeah, I did it. Is that the one where you revert over them?
Yeah, so like a game like that where it's like you're just in a room and it's like this basic kind of concept thing
Yeah, I like movies that are like this to where it's like you don't really go anywhere
There isn't a lot of like cinema of like moving anywhere
It's in one spot, but the movie is still good like parasite is an example of like something like that
It's perfect. It's not many of those
You know, I like a lot the movie is like it's almost annoying the whole the whole time by the end
We're like no, but what about the guy in the basement? What what what about the other guy?
But what what about this guy? Where's the other guy at? That's for you. Yeah, I like that though
I love it. They did that because you're always like but dude. No, no, no, no, no, no
But the guy's coming back. The guy's coming back. Did you guys forget?
And then you got to go on YouTube and then you got to see four different people's takes on the movies
Hey, what's going on guys? Welcome to another movie review. What's the whole thing?
Loki kind of disagree but then just kind of blindly sheep take all of his takes and then next time you talk about it with a friend
You just re-blur all of that guy's takes. I've never watched a movie reviewer ever
And anytime, well, what got me into it?
I never used to watch stuff like that, but it was Severance.
I would watch a Severance episode,
understand half of it and be like, hold up.
And I'd have to go to YouTube and watch like a whole video
and watch this happen.
Okay, okay.
Sometimes it's gonna throw me off.
Me and you are like black and white.
I did the opposite where I closed off everything about,
I didn't read the chapter on Severance.
Why? Because I feel like it's fun to have those dialogues in my head and not some guy who's
watched it 10 times in the first episode and give me what it is and what it's about and what it's
and even some guy that's going to pre-spoil like and it and it I hear you then it's not what I
want it to be and that's fun that very upsetting like I hear you this is actually I well it
didn't start from Severance and you're right it actually started from Dragon Ball Super
or manga chapter reviews.
And it was like,
cause I would want to know other people's perspectives
of what they think is going to happen
so I can compare it to what I think is going to happen.
That's actually more of why I watch it.
Like I'll think something, I'd be like,
do they think the same thing?
And then like maybe they don't want to say some other shit
and like hold up.
Okay. Yeah, I can see that because sometimes I get mad
because they know too much when they see it
as something else, right?
As developing it.
And it's like, it's almost like a debate
and I don't like to even know what they think of it.
Cause then I'll have a cognitive dissonance
where I'm watching it and I'm gonna compare my theory
with his theory on the next episodes.
And it's like this clash.
I won't have my own clash, that makes sense.
Just because it's like, it's how I enjoy it.
I don't care afterwards if they're rewatching
and compare like theories or whatever,
but I enjoy watching severance and be lost.
I don't give a shit if I'm lost in the plot
or I don't, if I don't fully understand,
I would give a shit.
I'm having fun debugging myself like I mean I go have like a bazillion theories or whatever and it'll be oh, yeah
Right, it's going and it will be we'll be wrong everything is and that's cool
That makes sense
Yeah, I just get so excited to watch another episode because
Severance was one of those shows that like when it ends you just like fuck. I have to wait a week now. Oh, yeah
I don't do that. I watch a mean something only if your opinions on movies actually meant something
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
The fact that you think that I need to be like,
like I have credentials to have an opinion about it,
you're right, I mean, you're an idiot.
And even if that were true,
I'd watch maybe 10X, whatever you watch in movies or more.
Like it's laughable.
Like your overall watching of shit is about 10%
of what the fuck I got.
You're a dumbass, you're a larpher.
Also, what about saying about, about, about sevens?
Yeah, what I just used, I don't watch that week by week.
Severance last season is the only time I did it,
but normally I wait until the whole season comes out
and I will binge it, but I watch like one episode of nights.
I mean, I could watch one or two nights.
That's base and that's normally how I do things.
But with Severance, I couldn't.
Like I was so like, I gotta know what happens next with that.
Like it really got me.
Yeah.
Actually it grabbed me.
You know what?
It's not like the format is the way it is, because that's what sells, right, like the
onyx money.
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But if you, oh, thank you.
I'll go through this.
But if you think about it, it sucks to be plunged in a world and all those things are
in your head or whatever, and then not have the next episode.
And by the time you watch the next episode, get up for God's kind of the mood.
Well, I mean, to the general, for the first time.
And of course, for sevens, it's so well made, sevens, I mean, I think that
you're just back.
They actually take the time to build all these things and if I could you lose him in each episode is lame because
They've made it that way where it's it's built properly
I want to be able to stay in that for at least a couple episodes before I would have better. Yeah
Well, I'll watch it though
Say I miss an episode and I go on Twitter and shit if you miss an episode of anything nowadays
You get spoiled. It's like oh, yeah
So it's like I have to watch the episode I'm gonna get spoiled that used to happen with Dragon Ball
That just happened with Daima. If I went, I don't want to spoil it, but like something big happens in Daima
and I saw it on Twitter before watching it and it made me so fucking mad.
It's like a Dragon Ball thing that they made like a short episode thing. It's kind of mad to be honest.
Yes.
Arcane's overrated and review bombed.
Review spanned by Tent and Glazers, shut up.
But super overrated.
I liked Arcane.
I didn't love Arcane.
I'm in between like and like plus, in a sense, right?
This is why Steinsgeist was so...
And it's so glazed.
It's so glazed.
It could have happened next door.
So many flutters.
The season was great.
I didn't want to say I don't know how it ends up becoming, but I did like
the first season but I just forget everything that happened so I'd have to re-watch from the beginning again.
Yeah you know I mean a lot of the music skits also are really annoying. The intro is complete garbage
I know it's what we always say. When I comment about the intro we will say oh dude bad because
intro bad whatever it's whatever but the intro is absolutely awful. Just my thoughts, just my thoughts.
Also a lot of these are really good by the way. Like I'm looking at this, Breaking Bad is fantastic.
This is great, but I mean, it's yeah, are you going to TV shows? Are we swapping? All right, hold on
I was just looking back. No, believe it or not. I actually walked by the brothers are growing up because my dad wasn't to war. Oh, bro
It's amazing. Yeah, it's great. Oh, I'll watch the pacific
and
Made what I made?
Made way a pacific rim and no
Wait, I say wrong. Yeah, it's just it's just I think it's just the pacific
I think it's all just specific that this man
What specific rim?
Yeah, banna brothers like I turned that on and I did not expect to see the actors and I kind of think I knew nothing about it
And like when I started seeing the actors pop up
It was like a sitcom when
Like the audience cheers every time I knew after there were so many good actors in that fucking movie
It was like non-stop band of brothers. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it's great. It's a great case
I mean it just would not stop with it. Yeah
There's a panel that's great
I think I think as a watcher in the future watch it because it's it was with my stage, right?
I watched it and me and Agnes stop watching it. I think we got a little bit bored low-key like it's a lot of episodes
And it gets very kind of
Like formulaic, right as it's like you kind of expect what it's gonna be
of it. It's what it is. I mean, it's it's a lot of downtime. I never watched it.
Yeah, I watched it. I didn't even give it all those nice and also hot take. The last
season is just not that bad. I agree. And I only agree, though, because I binged it
to did you also binge because I watched it. I bingeed it. So it was digestible.
the people that waited a year at a time, I can understand it being dawg.
I get it, but they're glazers.
They're the book readers, the over-critical, OG viewers, the fucking, I'm not the TV
waiting for this to release, viewers, bullshit.
Anybody who's waiting for this, oh my god, please, please, sir.
Okay, guys, it's released.
Let's watch a new episode.
Oh my god, it's not what I want to be.
Like, these people, I disregard other opinions.
They should ban reviews for a month after an episode is released because it's what it is.
Like let it marinate, watch it and now watch the whole because an episode is an episode in a season.
Sometimes it'll be a little bit shiffy. Watch the whole thing and see how it feels as a piece
of a grander piece. It's that simple and the reality is that that season is not that bad.
I mean it was not as good as like the other seasons all it just it didn't end in such a way that I thought
was deserving of people being mad, but then I got reminded that people waited like two years for one episode.
Well they're cocksaddle. People that are like massive fandom of a thing, I think they're ultimately disregarded.
I think all of them are rabid. They're parasinic, they're useless, their takes are shit, they have brain rot, their life is miserable,
and I hope it gets fucking goddamn worse. Fuck them. Because the reality is you are an observer looking from the outside in,
And you get to look at the art of somebody else's does.
You're not some fucking massive orchestra
like you made this shit.
But you're the most observant as it can be, okay?
Like, is it, is it, and I mean people try to act
with some elitists like, oh dude, oh dude, fuck off,
fuck you.
Boom, done, that's my take.
Hey, that's my take.
50 month sexy career.
I like that.
I'm gonna switch the topic over now
to better call Saul.
I think I love Better Call Saul and I love Breaking Bad and I re-watch both of them twice.
And after re-watching both twice, I prefer Better Call Saul over Breaking Bad.
Because he is such a good actor, bro, that it's like I am just so locked in the whole
time when he's on screen.
What's his name?
This guy?
Jimmy McGill.
What's his actor name?
Oh, you mean Bob Odenkirk?
Yeah, Bob Odenkirk.
There's something about him as an actor where it's like he is that whole fucking...
I mean, it's his role, literally.
He is him.
And it's so good.
And then rewatching Breaking Bad, you recognize, holy shit, there's so many good actors in this
that all do their jobs, do all their components.
But he fucking carries the show so hard.
What is he?
The only thing I'm going to tell you as a bias is that I think he's learned a lot from
Breaking Bad, I think this show allowed him to have longer arcs and better development
for his characters and the story and the way that he invests in all the plot twists
and all the end game shit, right?
It's a big reward for the viewer in a way that breaking bad can't be the next sense. Yeah. Yeah, exact
Like even the the cutaways to the Cinnabon and all that like it was just so cinema like the entire thing was so fucking
Cinema there isn't a single arc in it. That's kind of boring. They some things are slow burners, but they're always they always
Have a good ending so it's worth the slow burn. No, it's just it's just great slow-born. I'm thinking about the
the cocaine eyes
Hamlin oh
My god
Bro Hamlin got did so dirty man. They fuck his shit up so bad. Oh
He went I was literally feeling like so bad like at first you hate him as a character
Because he seems like such a stuck-up guy, but then you realize he's just kind of like a normal good guy
And it's fucked well when he says the photos they must have been switched. Oh
And his app is like all bugging and tweaking?
Holy fag.
The one episode, though.
No spoilers, but fuck, bro.
Daisy, look at my shirt.
I'll show you in a second.
Is there anything I can get you?
I'm absolutely fine.
You're right, and she's wrong.
So let us move forward with the...
Lauren?
I'm 65 months.
I'm... I'm sorry.
I don't think we can proceed with these negotiations today.
Well, let's just say...
Oh, she's amazing.
Well, I'm going to have to insist that you be more specific.
Well, our mediator here keeps using the word compromise when he, in fact, is compromised.
I beg your pardon?
I think you heard me.
Howard.
You've got a silver miata, correct?
I do.
And this morning around 7 a.m., you walked across Trumbull Park in town.
No, you didn't stop at the park this morning.
I didn't.
I got to Albuquerque early, not at 7 a.m.
and I didn't go to a park.
You sure?
Harder for Judd says he's sure about that.
Of course I'm sure.
If it matters, I arrived in town about 10.
I stopped at a gas station.
I went by a liquor store and bought a gift.
I had a lunch salad and a very nice latte
I read Barron's, then came here.
So you weren't in town to visit our mutual acquaintance, James Morgan McGill?
Or maybe you know him so good.
I don't know anyone by either of those names.
Okay, you want to go that way?
Julie, go to my place, please.
There's an envelope with photos. Bring it to me quickly.
Oh, okay.
Oh. OK.
Howard, can we have a sidebar?
I'm sorry.
These photos.
These are photos of me?
They show exactly what I'm describing.
You were following me?
I had a private investigator following Jimmy McGill.
You were photographed receiving what I
estimate to be a $20,000 payoff this morning in the park.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This is just...
Hmm?
You recommended this judge as a mediator, and we agree.
And now, Jimmy?
Jimmy McGill, who originated this suit, is what?
Admittedly, it all sounds a bit baroque.
But when you see the photos, things will be clearer.
Well, I'm looking forward to that.
Baroque.
This was a perfect slow burn example.
Looks like a whole set in the building, shit.
I guess this isn't gonna happen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you, Julie.
Now, take a look.
Is that supposed to be me?
Yeah.
Is that supposed to be me?
I, uh...
This is...
This is not...
Julie, you got the wrong envelope.
That was the only one on your desk.
Look again!
They...they've been switched.
Somehow he switched them.
Howard?
No, Jimmy. He snuck in sometimes.
These are not the pictures I saw.
Mr. Henry!
Mr. Hamlin, are you all right? Your eyes.
I am fine.
This is all something that will be sorted out. I am confident.
I think a recess is in order.
Nobody move. Evidence has been tampered with.
No good.
Well, it was him to go himself right in the middle, holy.
Holy.
Oh, Maka.
I actually like this game a lot.
I think it's a good game.
Me too.
Have you watched Mr. Robot?
There's not a lot of Mr. Robot.
I got into season one and I wasn't enjoying it.
I just fell out of it because...
I'm just going to give it a shot.
Yeah, I want to re-watch it.
I never didn't enjoy it. I just stopped watching it.
It's kind of hard to slug through, I think, towards the end of the first season.
Some parts of it can be a little bit annoying.
It's 12-16, Rosella Drives, Constell, Arizona, 8-5-2-6-2.
One, two, one, six.
Because the application I'm looking at today clearly gives the addresses one, two, one, six.
12-16, that's correct sir, but in the original submission we're seeing 1-2-6-1
Rizaladry. It is 12-61. 12-61. I think that if you double check you'll see that
12-16 is correct. There seem to be two different addresses here. Mr. Commissioner
I have a copy of our notice of intent which was published in newspapers in
Arizona and New Mexico it clearly states the address is 12-61. Mr. Commissioner
1, 2, 6, 1, Rizela Drive.
Yes, I have a copy of the Notice of Intent 2.
But, on the actual filing, the address reads 1, 2, 1, 6.
So, which is it?
Mr. Commissioner, if I may confer with my clients?
Certainly, please.
It's absolutely impossible.
Is the title really this big of a deal?
For a filing?
I think I'm mistaken, and with all due respect, you're muddying the waters here.
Muddying the waters?
Look, just look.
Well, this is clearly an error.
It's 1261. I know where my own damn bank is.
That's just all calm down. I'm sure we can...
I'm not going to remodel at 1261, Rosella.
I don't know where the hell 1260 is.
I don't quite understand.
1261.
1261.
Is this going to be a problem?
You watch any of that at the same time.
Um, Mr. Commissioner, I apologize.
Unaccountably, there appears to be a discrepancy in our filing.
So the correct address is the one that appeared in the notice of intent, the 1261?
It would seem so. We'd like to request an adjournment of just a few minutes
so that we can amend the filing to reflect the correct address.
Well, I can give you an adjournment, but I don't think we can get you back in today.
If I may, when do you think you might be able to schedule us?
I'm being told by staff that they've already done the research for 1216 Rizella Drive.
Our folks are going to have to go back to square one on the new address.
We could obtain a provisional agreement today to allow the branch to open.
All due respect it's up to you folks to submit accurate paperwork. Maybe next time double-check.
Now, uh, the soonest we could revisit this matter. Well, it looks like six weeks from Friday.
We can't wait six weeks.
Mr. Commissioner, Mesa Verde has put effort and
resources into preparing this branch to open immediately however unusual a
provisional approval would be most appreciated most welcome timing of the
essence Charles I'm sorry I'll see you in six weeks that closes the matter for
today post after please note that Mason very will return in six weeks
This is not possible! This is not possible!
Would his? Would his, um...
Is he like a cork-gorbic or a cork-gorbic?
I don't know if this is going to change any much. What is that?
I think he's like a... like a hypochondriac or whatever the fuck.
12-61.
Where does it skits?
No. No.
Truck.
I don't understand.
I don't understand. It was 12-16.
It was. I checked. I double checked.
Chuck, it happened.
Now we take our licks and we move on.
Might as far. Do you hear me now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This doesn't just reflect on you.
An office fool of associates and paralegals
let this get by.
I did too, for that matter.
It was 1216. I promise you.
Everyone makes mistakes.
Locks in.
This was no mistake.
It was Jimmy.
It must have been Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Musta.
This chicanery, bro, bro, why does it always have one word in these big scenes
that we remember?
Like Baroque, like chicanery.
Bro, the chicanery?
That is cinema.
That's another goat.
I think both brothers are bad, but I think Chuck's bad, is it like lethal? Does that make sense?
But Jimmy's is the only difference.
Yeah, no Jimmy is like...
You like love him as a personality, but by the end of the show you kind of like hate him for the person he is entirely.
because he went up loving everything around Jimmy essentially and he destroys it you know so it's like
well also I would be honest with you though his brother though is brother in my opinion as as
a he's his brother is worse as a brother like Jimmy is a tail person but he's a decent brother
his brother is just an absolute horrid brother which trumps everything else like
all the paper he's a good brother though but like he does shit behind his back
but I might go and get him groceries but then like behind his back he does all
this fuck shit but does he know you know not really no no no I think you
miss him the time I know he does that he does the underhanded shit afterwards
But all of the things he does, initially, are all out of care.
And you know he did the bad thing to him.
You know he was fucked over.
He does want to make him feel better, which is what he cares about the most.
But even though Chuck feels scared for, he still went and hurt him.
And you know they weren't at a stand down.
And that's worse.
There's much worse.
I think it's just because they're old men by the time we start watching this, but like he
From the way the narrative seems it seems like Jimmy his entire life has been fucking over Chuck
so when
Jimmy finally was in a position to be doing good in his life. Chuck was like he doesn't fucking deserve this. He's an asshole
Which is where he's in the wrong, but he should have gave him the chance to be a better person
But even if he did give him the chance Jimmy would have just been an asshole anyways
True. I mean, I guess, but the thing, the reason why I think it's worse though, which
I doesn't, is that he's a bad brother, but not just in one time, in an extended amount
of time to where it was their entire life. Think about it. He really blocked them from
going up and something that he wanted, instead of confronting him for years, if not, if
not more than a decade. Think about that to lie to your own brother, to do all that.
is just telling him and and to make him live a life of complete false it's just
fuck it's got them awful it's a it's a and for that for that that's why he's
worse than Chuck my man who's was you're saying Chuck is the worst brother out
of the two though yeah I don't think so
depends what it what do you mean by bad though as a brother he definitely has the
worst he's the worst brother for real
Like, like in the end, you really think about it, uh, Jimmy isn't really evil, right?
When it comes down to it, he's a man who cares, right?
That's what I think.
I think that Chuck doesn't matter.
Like he fucks him over and doesn't give a shit.
Never actually give a shit about anybody.
Think about that.
Let's say that's a little deeper.
I think it's just like I, I ended up, my conclusion on things is that Saul never really was that
good of a guy.
It just always was a manipulative tactic.
But as a viewer, you were, you liked him because you thought he was also kind of a good guy.
At the end of the day, it is hem over anybody.
What?
Anybody in his life, it doesn't matter his family, his brother, his anybody, it was
I mean he's a charmer, right?
Yeah, he's like, he just charms his way in and shit.
I don't feel like he's a, yeah.
I don't think he's a bad, bad person.
That's my thought though.
But yeah, in the end he becomes,
I think you are what you do,
and in the end he does so much dog shit,
yeah he kind of is a dog shit person if you think about it.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I mean he's so deep in.
We do RE5, we do Counter-Strike, Valorant, League, or we can't play League.
Golf, GolfTVT's were actually kind of fun, I played with Greek, I'm not going to lie.
Playing against people in ranked is actually kind of fun.
Yeah.
I've been playing for a while, I'll probably just do whatever, whatever like lignite chip.
We could do Valorant then.
Yo, we could do Valorant.
you have more players or is it just me and you?
Well, Greek never responded.
Oh, does it recommend you get off?
Or is it a little other shit?
No, bro, I lost like two games in a row.
You're getting a kind of extra little thing.
Why answered on purpose on the last game?
Someone was just pissing me off,
and I just did not have the time.
I shouldn't have done it.
I shouldn't have done it, but I did.
Why did I have the time?
I literally just started running it down.
Yeah.
We could buy Rainbow Six, it's like a lag, it works fine last time.
That or Valorant, it's up to you.
I mean, what we're doing again, you know, we'll get you out together?
I'm no rank in Rainbow Six, and Valorant, I don't...
I'm pretty sure I'm like Silver or Gold now, because...
Wait, is that what Valorant?
Probably, that's what we keep getting in our games.
Oh.
45, 5 months to the juicer, can I get a welcome to the game?
So are you.
Yeah, maybe climb together. I'm all about that.
It's whatever you think you'll have more fun playing.
I think I would have about as much fun playing siege as I would play Valorant, lucky.
Personally, I would have more fun playing Valorant than siege.
Okay, I would have more fun playing Valorant. I was just thinking how I'd go to the shop.
I'm just gonna be truthful.
I'll be five-checking, guys. I think I won't play a lot.
I like doing multiple episodes per stay.
I can't believe I'm waking up so late now and now you're waking up early.
Really bitch?
Yeah.
Uh, since it's fun though we can't queue together, we're too far apart to.
What is the maximum rank that you can queue up with some of each at?
Thanks for the content, xxqcl.
As the one game sale goes, maybe it's fun, who knows.
Which one?
10k? No, no shot, you're capping. Bro, no way you're 30k in CS, right? Or like, 28k?
I mean, in terms of like skill, my elo probably is around there, yeah.
What? I play with, yeah, bro.
Bro, isn't 28k like mega hybrid? It's like end game.
Yes.
No.
I'm telling you, I was just crashing at 1v1. Yes, bro.
I play bro, I play with Stewie Lasky Mo and all them and I like frag the same amount of frags they do
Yeah, but we have a brother
If Milo is 17k then how the fuck is that Q with you at all? It's 10k range. You are not 20k
You are not 20k, but I know for a fact you have 20k
Bro 20k, bro, bro, like I don't make me lock it. I would just
Global is 20k plus
You won't hear from me and I would just perv it to you and I'll sell it
Brother, brother, brother, brother
When tk plus is global I mean you're literally pro level
No, it's not pro level you are out of your mind, bro. This is an a
27k is equal to level
Fuck no, it's not are you out of your mind that is not even that good
Well, you could be like a face at level eight and have that that this is just premiere, bro
What?
Yes
No, nothing is 30k really
No, I have a stewies 30k
That's two thousand away from what I just said. Oh two thousand is this massive deal. Yeah, so I wasn't into for
So 2k oh
This is massive
Like really no, but that's not pro like you can't take a premiere rating and say anything pro
Because it has literally nothing to do with it. It's honestly dog shit. Okay
Yeah, it's not like you're you're misconstruing the it's like you don't have the ears or a brain like brother
That would mean that the pros would be higher
So our pros what they got get it? Oh
Well, I think I see your point that you're trying to say if you're maxed out
Yeah, and nobody goes past maxed out and the pros are maxed so you're asking you guys a different question
Like what's like the max out area that like the really good players get to yeah like 30k 31k thing exactly
So 20k is like it's super high over that like so that that okay, so so that's why I play
Bro 10 get it with this crazy
Don't make me just like I would just go in full tryhard mode solo queue up to 30k to
Prove a fucking point. I will
I mean so that would leave any loss against bronzers
I didn't even say that with the guy said I get the plot no no CS. Do not fuck with me
you know CSI will or you could just write an account but we're playing with
stewie at like 19k and we had two like old pros and it was really hard to win
like I don't even know what the fuck
I'll show you today, I'll show you proof, it's on my CS profile.
Yeah, remember stream sniping exists bro.
And honestly it's pretty much every game in CS.
Like no joke, every game if you get recognized they are watching, and it might not even be on purpose,
they might just like want to see your reactions at first, but if they start losing, they're turning that shit on and they're looking bro.
Yeah and I don't understand anything.
Because honestly, I mean it's through the doorhole.
I have a screenshot somewhere, where's the screenshot?
Oh, please, there's a screenshot, look at that, the actual thing inside of it.
Look, like 16, 3, 17, 1.
I mean, yeah, like I'm not to far from what I said.
Match found.
Look, you see right here, look, 16, 16, 3, 17, 1.
I mean, it's, you guys are not going to get me, I'm a catman.
That's like, like, uh, single AK.
Okay, I'm not worth your capital.
I'm not even being rude, I'm telling you straight.
If Global is 20k, it cannot be single AK.
That makes fucking no sense at all.
The way that the rank spread was in CS, it's very likely possible.
the end ranks like had way less people than like golden oven so for example so ak is above average
and that's just above average that's what i'm saying
all right let's let's end the ring distribution okay so you guys are delusional so i can
look at the old rank uh make sure it's not the super old one because they fixed ranks at one point
and made it better look at the after that because if you're gonna look before it
it's even worse I can't see it match found okay brother you were wrong so far
everybody tell us what was wrong brother this is premier I'm talking
brother I'm talking about wait a minute that that is the premier yeah when you
Oh, 20-24.
17k is just better than average.
So if that's all of the main players are right there,
and then finally it's just dropping out of the most of the people,
isn't that just better than average?
It's top 4%.
That'd be top 4%.
Top 5%.
I don't care, I'm right.
My source is me.
We should play premier though. It sucks. We'd have to get fight. We'd have to get a solid
fight. Oh yeah. It's not the topic of the game. It's not the topic of the game. Like
I didn't want to like I it's why I hate talking with you these days. It's it's a never
any argument where you're trying to be right and they just keep moving to go post it like that
is not the topic of the conversation the topic is if I'm sending a what is it if I'm sending a
as you're able to queue with anybody like if I'm here I should be able to queue with anybody
above like it makes sense it makes sense like like what are you talking about well that's why
we should just play face it like who cares I should be able to queue with like the absolute
top and I should give it a close on the top. I mean face it we would never even have to
worry about that we could just play and you're getting you get shrimp typed every game anyway
so it's not like it matters. Yes yes it's me. I really can't find it.
Okay, I found it. This is what it's like. It's all it's a little bit. It's a little bit further up the corner
Okay, that's still what like like 15% for the fuck
Like is this accurate though
Like that would mean if you get you that you are literally the last we bars
Like that's that's fucking insane there
Was like a
Wish and work out
If anyone needs it, can you boost out there? I got you.
If you should get 5 for CS now, that would be lit.
You can also just rank up so fast.
Because you'll end up getting like plus 400 a game.
And just rank up like crazy fast.
I think we should just go B lowkey. Just go B, just go B, just go B.
the spike hello people who just like a small man it's just Danny's players man
like you're going to be if you just like on the ground before the spawn
you should get them yeah if I did somebody else when you were here on the
shoulders like what the fuck is that
what do you want in here probably see right okay well we'll go see I guess
Fuck it
sound is just for him so listen for no reason
he takes everything with him
what? oh man so like her rotates off really fast
we'll see he takes all the strips with him
well I'm gonna disregard that
I can't even hear what he's fucking saying
his microphone is like 20 feet away from him
no backing out
is the Valorant Fragger
Next up, why are you standing on the right side?
Yeah?
There's one guy hiding in the corner
Breaking down
I didn't think it could be this
Lab player standing
Really?
They keep trying to silence us. We keep talking. Let's not let's not go anywhere. Reload him
I'm gonna just go see they just put down a smoke
They have they have like mega you feel on seattle on a a civic seriously easy
No
I'll throw it back site and make him take the fucking...
Dropping smokes.
He's gonna pick the top one.
Come on, let's go!
Oh, that's interesting. Wow.
Yeah, smokes on three sites. I don't get it.
I got the smokes.
Yeah, smokes every time, man. On both sides.
Why don't you guys take a second cut?
Oh, there's two. Two of them.
Yeah, I'm gonna play.
Okay, there's a sniper. There's nothing. Let's just get out here.
There's three people in the crowd.
There's three people.
Bro, again?
Ah!
But not like rotating, they were in the site.
No peeking!
What are Cloves doing?
I'm close.
I'm close.
Oh, my God.
One more error, nice.
Spike down, feet.
Put down!
Hold on.
I'm just imagining you're screaming.
30 seconds left.
Watch out!
Oh, nice!
I messed up some.
explain to me can this guy smoke all three sites like a matter of distance I
don't understand it this guy this guy smokes really
how
there's something about a smoke steed like I don't want to walk into them
Oh, they're not like that, they're like redstone ones.
Howie, howie, howie, howie.
I
Player standing
Why do we love this game?
Instinct only goes so far
My goodness more than the defense judge. It's why it's why it's bad
are we gonna fucking try or what I didn't join this game for us to just like
play around fun yes specifically Phoenix to sit it
He's one.
I'm just an ultim.
No distraction.
Dropping smokes.
Neon still on site.
I'm coming.
Neon still here somewhere.
Reloading.
Hold the whole thing like save my money probably on all the rounds and buy carefully whatever please if you buy that shit
Why should I buy you for you your fucking dog shit player? Hey, I make my own money. I spend how I like pussy
You're the Jimmy in the situation. Yeah
I mean come on bro fades long
I'm ahead with one of these people I swing swing swing
one of these.
I know exactly.
No refreshing. No, that's right.
I want that one that yo thank you that's all I like to say more of that let's go I
can buy somebody I got you I got you I already bought you that's the thing I'm
trying to fucking win this game no no I'll buy you I have more money
There you go, man. Yeah, thank you for your guys restart it now. I'm throwing
Very fun now that I'm playing both of the games this one in the next one
Listen to this
I
Lined up his legs
That hurt.
I-I did what I had to do.
To win the game.
Getting married and listening to ex-QC is what I want it all along.
Love you, Chats.
That was a tough run.
Yeah, we should still go B though. I mean, I-I think this game, I guess it's good for B.
Be pushed.
Sure.
I'll swing with you with a shield.
I
Need so loud when especially from gosh
Well have to get a kill is that new is that new to the game or what?
Yo, yo, they added this
Yo, nice
who else is having a great time guys they must have had it like a couple minutes ago
oh I'm gutting
lock in and play some symmetry
alright how like we should just go again just like switching up on them a little bit
It's so bad. I hate it.
Yeah, I've got ult, though, that's it.
Yeah, that's fine. I'll just do it, then.
I don't like A on this map, though.
He's in your target.
I'm just gonna hold this action now, grab them.
Dropping smokes.
Smokes up.
That's my goal. If I die here, I can spike him.
Someone's A.
reload it
there's one you don't have it's got like
breaking down it
like planted
that's a good cuss
I know exactly where you are
reload it
reload it
it's gonna be a plon
not one enemy remaining
ah
How did you break the slug, Waffa?
I'm not breaking yet.
My sense is 0.518 at 400 dpi.
Hello, Mr. Cal, can you please welcome you to the jungle?
XQC now.
By the way, that was a bait, though.
Where are we going, champ?
over the banner. If you know that, my friends are a question for you. Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that? I hope this one's exciting. They want to know if you're a beat an extort.
He's asked. I'll be able to ask them. I'm new. The whole time. Thank you, bro. I'm
looking at him. You don't agree? Not for you, bro. See that? See I told you. That's
I'm gonna get picked up by the next one.
Oh!
Oh, I'm gonna get picked up by the next one.
What?
There was still a chamber trap.
Four bullets, no kill?
How many fucking chamber traps is this?
How many fucking chamber traps is this?
Four bullets no go!
Last round before the switch.
I didn't buy you plenty of bullets though, I'll be on the center.
Alright, let's go.
I need more bullets.
Where do you want to go?
Where do you want to go?
Where do you want to go?
Where do you want to go?
Where are you?
You're off in the snorkels.
We're going to go down here.
Oh chambers here now. Oh
Chamber is such a sniper by the way
I
Find out if I'm excited like he hasn't done it wrong. Let's go
I've walked into a cypher trap on every site ever site yet
Still go
you win this game I promise.
I heard that.
Yeah, Sam, you don't get it though.
The guy puts smokes, you have to toss them down on A and C
every single time we go to that particular spot.
I mean, bro, come on bro, I mean...
I'm talking about the tripwires.
They put them at the right spot every time.
Was it
I know, I know, I know.
One.
Slam.
Reloading.
Last player standing.
One enemy remaining.
Low.
Nice.
Yo, that's the boy.
What the heck?
You're using the excuse, you see, bro?
Bro, you said like a guy.
You forget.
You got me here.
I'm him.
You got me.
Si, you punk.
How'd you pull that off?
Was that not a good reverse ecology?
Reload him.
You think he's gonna fall for it?
Seven feet to the right, you're ran in front of the guy.
QC and it's a sad racist.
No, but I would never say that though.
I'm here. I would never say that.
You know what I mean?
Holy ex, you see what the fuck.
Oh, come on, bro.
That was the wrong answer then, I guess.
Yes, they're fond of losing.
Now watch this.
Now you want to watch real gameplay?
Now I'm gonna show you how it's done.
the
Yeah, but we're gonna watch real game.
This guy's the most bad at cyber modern.
You see?
You see?
No!
Any damage?
Left. No, no damage.
Oh
Man, I was lucky aura bro you are him thank you, man. Thank you
What I look at even live for I know like 10 hours like not like eight every day is a lesson
I
Got like tired man, I don't know. I feel like that's a lot. No, no, no, watch this give you the awful show
Yeah, then oh
Yes, you bought it. No, this guy's got all the aura. Holy shit. He's Batman. I watch this
This is why they call me the reactor
Brother
I'm not even gonna set up on C.
Oh, what do you want to be one neon one right now?
There's one there.
No, no, someone.
I'm looking in a state.
One's on C.
One from C.
Dropping smokes.
It's a fake.
Spike down A.
Now show them who this new reactor is.
Spike planted.
Last player standing.
There's one in our spawn.
Excuse me, you got this.
Yes, excuse me, you got this.
Oh man, ace-tapping.
I mean, it's all good.
They haven't peaked my spots one single round mother.
Not one.
No, zero.
Zero.
Yeah.
I hit him.
I shot him.
I got my one.
Did you get your one?
Hey, hey.
I got my one, I got my one is all I got to do
If I would put like me every other one it'd be 5-0
Long
Last player standing
Dean ace what is this guy if I if I shot better on my first skill
I wouldn't have to reload and I would attack everyone if I feel it left and you go right I can't hear you
Okay, I am gonna go to see
Welcome they know the judge for the HR thing was fine, so I had to realize the front before you're gonna go along
I'm gonna fight a grass
Oh my god, I have become shit at the video game. Oh my god, I have become
Oh my god that was faster than that guy.
I don't think he's shrimp sniping that guy.
of
the
death
of
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death
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That's all.
That was nice, that was nice.
Um, what happened like a little bit?
She's in the high train?
Something's going on.
Hey, why now?
Bro, we've been playing all the games.
Oh, really?
Tomorrow I'm probably not going to go live because G2 went live in the last fucking, last couple of years.
I can't, I can't do it.
I don't want to go on the high training, you feel me?
Okay, I got you, I got you.
Is he gonna go live like every day in the scene?
Face your fear!
I got him.
What are you talking about?
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Oh, no.
Spike planted.
Black player standing.
one down sight to be the moral I mean neon neon just won't have me so I mean
the guy dragged his clothes on my on my head for literally one million the second I'm done so
you know I suck at using metal I'm pretty good at not playing character
I'm pretty good at it
me and neon you mean I'm decent
Yeah
That's how 3a long
one enemy remaining
one
there we can as well
I think I did right?
I did I did
alright lock in I don't know why this is such a hard game
Uh, C long?
Yeah, a lot of movement, too.
At least two.
Oh, I gotta sneeze, I'm leaving.
I can then get a...
I had a sneeze at the worst time.
Nice!
Yo, I cooked hard again, look!
My nape was massive!
I can feel them getting ready.
Bro, I had a sneeze, really, right as they were executing,
and I had to just leave.
I just keep sneezing whenever I wake up.
I have to sneeze for like an hour.
I slowed them down, main pushed through the smoke,
and then I meant to push through the cave.
I went fucking straight hard.
I'm not sure if I can make it in time.
Nope.
Yeah.
Got one.
Nope.
Yeah.
Got one.
They found my wire.
What was that?
That's me.
What was that?
I went.
I went.
I went.
What was that?
Just did a little yeah, it's a little
One enemy remaining
We all seen you
Reload him match point
What do they mean when they see soccer of one of you
What is it when they mean a big-ass buster pussy moron annoying mic just sounds shut them the fuck up right now
What do you think about that?
I'm just kidding. I'll be great
Hey, I'm gonna see you
Got him. He can see me but he can't kill me.
Oh, wait.
One enemy remaining.
Spike down. Attack or spawn.
Spike spawned. Attack or spawn.
I can't use that.
Still too far.
Well, if he should watch, like, see, like,
He's probably flanking.
Defenders, please.
He's dead, man.
So what is he doing?
Okay.
Was that a 1 and down or do you want to go again?
I'm a J-1 ground right now. Am I going to get out of this?
I'm gold one so I'm pretty much silver one so I'm pretty much bronze lowkey
oh shit I mean it's gonna crazy that you've had to dance it roll well my
memoir is it was literally plotting I quit this game I was a mortal to one
point well that was underwhelming I mean I'm down to go again or play another game
I'm late, I was the one who was getting it.
Alright, heard that.
Later game.
Man, I'm down for Resident Evil, but are you like in a Chiller mode?
Yeah, I mean, I've been up in there a lot.
Really good, well done.
Bronze 5.
Plastic.
Is that the lowest rank?
Tell me that's insane.
There is no shot, bro.
You've got some bullshit.
You want to play Overwatch?
No.
OK.
Did you enjoy last time?
It was about every kind of queue because we were wide queue.
A, we were to get like 30 minute queues.
I just like shooter games that you're on a team.
And then play that block.
Oh, that game sucks, ass.
That's crazy, said that.
Um, yo, look, I'm actually, I'm actually sick of it.
Um, you want to play?
Dude, play so about, you, you, you, you enjoy the battlefront with me, bro.
I swear, me and you could take over lobbies in battlefront and fucking smoke everybody.
Oh, battlefront?
Yeah, do you know how to do it?
Um, I should.
I should, I bought the EA Plus pass, right?
Yeah!
I'll download it real quick.
Library.
Dude, I'm just...
90 gigabytes!
That's a lot!
What speed do you download this shit?
Uh, why?
I'm uncapping, fuck it, send it.
I haven't even looked at the game yet, hold on.
Trying to find this.
Chai, is he lagging?
that should be fun yo you didn't enjoy the game though okay maybe you won't like it at
first yeah I'm down to anything
hey man hope you had a good night and they take care and you too
shut up scram what is hackers in this game? well I thought it wasn't a lot of high
I don't know if you can do the glitches and shit, but...
Guys, a hundred and ten MPS is pretty fast.
But that's 900.
But that's 950.
So where's Battlefront 2?
Yeah, do you have it?
Uh...
Yeah, didn't I buy EA plant? Oh, I did it on the other Steam account, one sec.
So what is Kyber Mod?
What would you want that?
I think it's Lending Play with Mods. I like to play game native.
Battlefront 3. A bunch of characters.
Um, what am I pointing at?
Brother, this is America. Everybody has the same internet regardless.
Like, this is as good as it gets.
America just fucks your shit up.
Wait, is it only a thousand letters on SteamDB?
About to be a thousand and two.
Jesse, this shit is, it's not dead, it's fucking absolutely...
By chat, this is what we do though, we don't give it the plank out because we revive chat.
We log in and the player base comes back from the fucking dead, that's what we do!
You feel what I'm saying?
Alright, I'm downloading now.
I'm going at 80 megabytes a second, but it looks like it's capped. Hold on. I'm going to uncap it.
Um...
The game goes on sale for fucking four dollars.
Minus 90 percent.
Brother, Jesse.
You know what? Fuck the gameplay.
Let me tell you this, I want you to play the game, and tell me how you feel about it, about this as a game.
Like, I swear you're gonna be impressed by how well it runs, and the quality of the fucking game, if she is hard.
Give it a solid shot. I'm at 6% download thus, I'll see you tomorrow.
Also, it might crack my PC though, on the first launch, because it has HDR.
As for the Xeon launch, which means that both my renders and my modders are going to have to reset.
And there's nothing to do around it.
Track Laney ranked Tarquin, with Jesse would be CinemaXQCL.
You have to pee.
No, I thought you bud. I thought that was like a mid-bud, mid-sentence.
Not in bud.
All right, um, it's not a pretty slow ass, where are we going to do it while we're doing
that?
I'll play a little bit of, I'll play a little bit of, let's do something just really fun.
Play battleship then.
Okay.
Do you have it?
Do you have it?
I'll get it in two seconds.
I can't, I can't give the deal.
That's fucking bullshit.
It's two dollars, bro.
I got it.
I got it this time.
It's two dollars, bro. I got it. I got it this time. Thank you bucks. Yeah. Oh
Wow, I should give you guys
Well, did you know that I advocated for
For for called me to lower their prices for fucking like six years and they finally did it like oh
They didn't actually add like I just like
It's like, bro, look at this shit, $700.
Like what a joke, dude.
That's freaking Tarkov as well.
You gotta pay like fucking $1,000 just to like,
be on even terms with everybody in Tarkov.
Yeah, it's actually awful.
Like, why do they do this?
I
Said the GT should be a hundred dollars like like you got to maybe buy fucking rage bait websites
I said that if you really think about the quality of product that GTA is oh
Shit, it's my Reynolds bugging out. It's cap. It's caping now at 60
Okay
Compared to the industry standards it is a six hundred dollar product literally
like it was it yeah but that's because the other games are doesn't matter what
the other games are by the by the standards of the industry and the
quality of the product they release it's a $600 product well any of the
take is it absolute a fucking shit canary
The average player will spend on the game, on a high quality product, 250 hours.
I googled it.
The average player on fucking GTA, GTA Online, and all that stuff, like 250 hours on average,
right?
Compared to when they release of a worse game, they'll plan, they'll spend 8 hours
than hours.
We're talking about a nearly 30 times the playtime on a 5 times the quality product.
Bro, that's almost a 15 times.
Bro, that's a 30 times value.
And you're gonna say, oh yeah, I'm not paying you 100 dollars this.
Okay, then fucking go play with some 6 in the rocks then.
Yeah, you have one, don't you?
Yep, I'm already logged in.
Alright, don't cheat.
It was a good stun lock.
What do you mean cheat?
Oh, yeah, you can't cheat.
I don't cheat!
Well, don't fucking cheat on my game then, bitches.
That's not how it works!
Like, brother man, if you go to the movies and you want to go buy and watch a movie,
They were 25 bucks!
They were...
We were spending
10 times that amount of time
at a $250 product!
A value!
I don't see a liner.
So I'll drop another kill, boys.
I'm gonna be the last one to come here. I'm online now
Okay, are you
Yeah, I'm all the heroes only one
I have three this this and this
Yeah, do you play the same chat I
Play Schmidt then okay, all right. Good luck
Exactly the other way is not a shit yet that large is that it's it's that good of a product
Like nobody wants the game to be at that price, like what the fuck?
Okay, I had some crazy psychology here you were not getting mine brother
you know just you saying this actually spoiled the strategy obvious because it's
so simple you didn't because there's only a few things you could do in this game
but the first thing that you're gonna think that it is a good thing is what
I'm gonna fuck over for fucking bitch ass
Now watch this
Perhaps a welcome to the jungle at 70 months. Yes
You missed the best
Five heads. Oh, we'll watch this
That's right
Really
I'm gonna pipe your shit. No, I'm gonna pipe your shit fucking raw, bub
Wait, is there abilities? What are those abilities? Oh my god, I can't believe it. There's no way you don't know what abilities
Let me read.
The numbers are developing at 60 gigs.
Really?
Get out.
Okay, I should have we got we got the L we got the
uh
Really and so you're just gonna stream tonight. You're cool. It's it's over for you
If I were you I would have reversed my big one in the corner here
I guess I did reverse it oh
My god, oh my god
much love xqc happy to see you thriving
All right
Is it gonna enter me a kid if you keep going
Hold on one two one one boat to boats
Wow that's game that's that's just game that's all that's all your ships. It's game
No, come on
Come on!
Well you twisted your ship!
What?
You twisted your ship you fucking bitch!
Oh my god I'm so stupid!
Gotcha!
Take that, bitch.
I don't understand how to move, though- oh.
Why am I- I didn't know that was on- didn't know that was on me.
Oh, stop with the fucking mind-cheese bullshit.
Oh, my dee-batch.
Dude, dude, dude, there is just no way!
I mean it's insane though like that it hasn't hit yet like I like I actually missed five
Are you serious now sink this bunk?
Then
The bomb
The sink stop. Oh
Wow, but then
Actually added a bomb
But I already had a 2 so you put a 3 which absolutely, unequivocally means you have one
here.
You have 2 ships there, that's like, you have 2 ships!
You have 2 ships in this area!
You lost!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
He has the one two then the one two three. Oh
He has a one two three
Then a one two. Oh easy easy you
I'm about to sink your ship out
Fuck
I don't think you could figure out what I did here.
No.
But then, I know for a fact, you put a bomb in between him!
Good! Good! Good!
Later!
And then, there is one still here.
You probably have it like this.
And then...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
So you started laughing before you even hit the thing.
It could have been above it.
No, it went...
It made a noise.
And then...
It could have been right above it though.
These are two flats, which means you probably went against this wall.
It could have been right above it though.
When you went and put both against the wall.
Okay, you would...
and here we go and now I'm sleeping true actually how do you know that
That's not too bad.
Which means you have one more in there.
You were in double stack there, weren't you?
No, when I had a Sodor, he said too!
I can just right here.
No! It had to be, it had to be, it had to be, it had to be.
Which means...
Okay, you're slightly...
Shmo?
Hrmh...
Hrmh...
Hrmh...
Hrmh...
Hrmh...
Hrmh...
Hrmh...
Hrmh...
Hrmh...
Hrmh...
So you did...
Unless the suit is ready...
Hrmh...
Hrmh...
No!
Yo...
Yo, yo...
Hrmh...
Hrmh...
Wait, so your game gets a free hit on my shit and...
And...
And in my just...
Just...
Go...
No, it went to mine and you've got a free hit on me. No, no, no, you're gonna give you a free hit on my ship
Yeah, I did
Okay, I know what I do here
It's all mines in there, I think I just lost, okay it's all mines right?
When I stand there was two all I did is two mines. So I have to go in here and just go and go so all right
okay can I look at my board or how do I see which one's left
I believe on your screen
what wait how does that make sense
wait I'm so confused
I mean I see it I said yeah lost I can't win this
A with D. It could be top. I'm gonna go just dex another low key.
wait wait hold on hold on hold on that means early into the game that was a
two right early that was a two it's a two it has to be it's just here it's just
here. No, it's not easy. I had it because my sonar said two. It said three when you
put a bomb and you put two bombs. You literally threw I was one off. No, that was actually
I can't I said about though that was fun go again or
Do I unlock new people now
Like holy shit, I'm not speaking gibberish
I
Sure
All right, she's a different map alone she's gonna map
Let's just let us stay
It's over you lost just just go
Just say I am surrendering. I'll let you get up. We're gonna waste up for it
I'm not gonna get mad just say say yo I want to play anymore and we can move on
I'm gonna you will not beat me. Okay. Okay, then watch this
My fleet is too strong
That would be able we call miss
So any ships here in this area
I'm doing too great I mean it think about this one minute that once I do my
strategy I've cleared the most value yet of the gamer and it's gonna copy so it's
gonna copy yeah I mean that's fucking some lame old shit you probably know
like the Metastrat's that that is the most lame old lame old lemmatron
If I told you I didn't have a fleet.
Oh man, so fucking lame.
I'm not stupid.
I know you put a bomb on the next corner.
I'm not fucking dumb.
I'm not brain dead.
That
No
Oh, oh
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob, I've discovered your ship. Your flick is mine
Because watch this. Surrender yourself now, and your crew will be spared.
Oh, that's the long I've did.
What the fuck is he doing?
What the gush done?
He found my bombs.
That's reverse psychology.
There is no bombs.
Unless that is the reverse-preferred psychology.
Wait!
That's not the dip!
Really, bitch?
Oh yeah.
That's so dumb. That's so dumb
This one says zero it's on the area then and it could only be this
Gotcha
What?
Brother, how the fuck is this?
This is a missed shot.
How does that even work?
What?
Overlepping soldiers in the current year and date?
No, from that battlefield pro like shut up.
An overlapping scan he put down chat, what the heck was that?
I might not be a pro, but I still have the power of my fleet to take yours out.
You will not destroy it.
Then give me your shit.
No.
Yo.
Yo.
Brother, brother, your CPU is cheating.
Like, what, what, when you're losing the game, the game gives you free shots, to
be honest.
Battlefront 2?
Great.
Well I didn't mean to do that!
Why that's gonna give me your ship then.
I mean you're fucking cooks.
I have all your ships.
No.
You're screwed.
Is this Minesweeper with the 3?
Oh.
So that means it just has to be here.
Oh, that spot is not in a solar.
And then it's a dick.
But how could you make a conclusion when that is not even in a solar?
No, I just went for the one that made the most sense because I had a diagonal.
What are you talking about?
And now watch this.
Boom.
Get rid of that.
And then we have this, what could this one be?
I have three of them here, so it's not Big D.
Oh, this is just two different boats.
Okay, so, but I don't understand. So this one has to be Big D, going this way.
And then, the last one is an L for you.
Now call him a streamstrap, there.
What, I mean he is having...
That's the...
Really?
Wow, so it's just L-shaped from left to right?
Yeah, okay.
And then, I have- Oh, I never killed this.
And then now there's a two somewhere.
Okay, okay, okay.
Now explain how you sold Nard.
And then you did the thing you would do this was to sell it one time, explain it to her.
I had, because I had a diagonal.
And then the only thing that it can be is the one above it, because I had one on the
bottom right and one on the top right and it connects.
It must be beginner's luck because you call that you call out the solar which was a bomb and never actually clicked it
No, no ex I'm strange. No, no, thanks. Thanks. They don't roll bro
No, I'm looking where all of your stuff is on your side now
Let's let this miss valid criticism with some what's a brain dead shit
Like you talk about the bomb the sonar the whole time and you actually don't hit it ever
Now now do the burn the bridge thing do that thing
I'm gonna do the burn your whole career
Really
My chat these like you're just rushing my life. I'm good luck. I
Came here to save the day
Then I was lying because the whole thing you talk about the
Did he crash?
Yeah, I'll draw. I'm literally gonna draw it.
There was one of these. There was one of these.
And then I had one of these that said this.
You're still not understanding.
But that's not what I was thinking.
I know exactly what you're saying.
But you never went and hit the solar. It was still active.
Look, watch. Look at this.
I had one like that, one like that, so I just went to the one above.
Okay, I can't see it because my game is... I'm not in HDR and I need to remove this.
Here is the reason why I didn't cheat in a board game, my incentive.
Chal, I don't see HDR.
It's not there. There you go. Fix it.
HDR on. What?
Okay. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Bro, do you understand how this still not works? Nope.
Not really. Is it like...
I wasn't calling you a sniper, I actually elaborated on why you wouldn't go for the
start you called it.
The Solar still said it, that there was a boat in the area, and you never hit it.
I just hit the one I knew was for sure, like why wouldn't I hit it.
The number goes down though.
Number goes down though.
Excusier.
The game still said one, as in there's a boat there.
I don't know what else you want me to explain, but I didn't cheat in a board game.
Oh, well, I guess I guess it's it's all right.
Fucking years old, ultra, ultra mega noob battlefield.
OK, bro, you're missing the you're missing the point.
You're missing the point.
You're missing the point.
You missed the point.
Channels is the point.
Everybody missed the point.
Is anybody said it?
Well, guys, I know he's in the left corner.
He's right there.
I'm gonna go and look at the left corner, because there's a twisted lean to the left corner.
And then I turn around and go up the back end.
Like, okay.
Well, why'd you do that for him?
Like...
There's a shambles when he can't blame me.
Like, the radar said one.
Why the salt, why does it say rights?
Maybe I'm just a natural. Have you thought of that?
No, no, that's mega-nova.
What's that?
What's that?
What am I getting?
What am I getting? It's deep-fried.
Yo, my game is a fucking deep-fried.
So is your brain.
Yeah, X. Are you good at this game?
Yeah, I'm actually really good at it.
You've got everything on Ultra, brother.
Guys, what? What?
Auto HDR is awful.
I don't know what to say, is there like a training area I could just do my humor quick.
Oh fix it, wow beautiful.
I
Just doing the game what's your thing? Oh, yeah, I
Think he's gonna I think I do like dying responding a little bit
Yeah, but it's kind of awful, so it's gonna be smurfs and you're gonna really hate it.
You didn't make it by the way.
Do I think that's all that's really funny?
you getting on yeah yeah okay this game is a sin as battlefielder you perform
well you gain points then you can spawn better course your eyes are not about
cc it's like the original battlefront on Xbox right yeah play properly and you
You get my better classes.
Which I wouldn't regret on this, I usually play, um...
I play this on the other game, alright?
I think I just play myself.
FOP 90 by the way.
I have FOP103.
Don't do that.
At most.
Let's fall into it all the time.
I have a squad instead of...
Which is the other squad?
Yeah, I don't have you.
What do you mean?
You're not in my squad.
Oh
Dostarth Vader used the force to brick himself
Nice, suck at this.
I sense a little stuff a little bit.
A lot of people can't pull too far away.
Well, good job.
Got me in a good spot.
Am I first in human beings?
Yeah, you've been getting most of that otherwise it's like placeholders. It's like I don't feel
Push push push push
That's less the father
I'll see anything check
Oh, I'm cooked.
Yeah, I especially missed the hit on the fucking top of the screen.
Fucking pussy.
Alright, now you can spawn the, uh, the buster.
No, wrong buster!
How do you rocket in front of the air?
That's not rocket here, that's the wrong one.
Should I buy something now?
Yeah, you can buy better classes.
So I would try to do maybe rocket here.
Rocket Jordan is really good for this particular game.
We're on the like the wall.
I don't think you might be able to...
It's not really gonna stand out, though, shit.
Like, you're not... gonna get a lot of kills.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm gonna be this guy. Holy shit, it's my boy.
They're getting owned by the sniper, though.
Yeah, it's very, very like, um...
I would see her there, whatever, but...
off. Uh, you can save your points on the left side of the fourth day to get it. Uh, you
can just play like I saw some shit like the whole way through and then get it. But if
you play objective, you get like a bazillion points. It's pretty insane. Chad, this game
is gonna shit it. Do you think, um, it's gonna see better, no? How long waiting
for the fucking truck to come in? I like the point of the process better. Yeah,
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I'm sure you can go to the first hit of this.
Yo, that's you!
Ally arriving. This should be good.
Holy Yoda.
What the hell was that robot thing?
Was that a special guy?
Bubble fat. Bubble fat.
Fuck man. Yeah, it's a wrong game mode.
Fucking bullshit.
on the far left when you get into the main menu that's what I want to play right
now we won with the abc
I mean we probably should yeah
you're gonna go with the other one
you're the one we can really play together
like I'm telling you you know like you can take over an entire lobby with only two players
what's having fun I want to try to 3v3 now that really does sound like up my alley
Yeah, yeah, we could do that.
I think these are all good, right, chat?
I like rebellion.
These are all good.
Let's do...
Rebellion is very cinematic.
Bro.
This is like reflections before
RTX
and it's somehow better than RTX.
I'm not kidding.
It has better reflections than RTX
was a good out how do we join each other the super like you're my hobby I'm in
your group how do I if the game's not started they were what I would be in
some of it
my supposed to use first person or third we're billions only phase one
okay I'll do Republican
There's more to this than a public...
OQ, any?
Where?
Huh?
At the bottom.
Golfs starting to make a lot more sense to me now Oh, oh, I did not yet Oh
Plainty
well can I be in you walk yeah you walk on that's early on yeah and since the game
is dead like you want to get into a lobby and then just keep playing I said
these guys will play like fucking 10 hours at night like they are my
mechanic the night in sniping it like there's some guys at a max level like
you'll play in the morning and you'll come back at night and it'll be the
same place in lobby is that what you do well I mean when you play yeah I
I've read up the lobby all the way.
We got a game. Holy shit. Hallelujah. Praise the lord.
Lord and Savior.
You have been praised, my boy.
What? Is this the outside map? All green?
Can you say to praise the lord she made you sick, wine?
Praise the lord, for he has made you sick.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, it's the officer, actually the officer, so that's what I do.
Yeah, the officer, by the way, is a complete buster there.
Okay, this is what you do, this is what you do.
You start officer, and off the rip, you put down, um,
um, Inspire, and it gives you so many points, it's stupid.
Inspire? It's one of your spells, by the way.
so you get like a thousand points for free up the rip if you just start with
officer and use inspire Chad does he have it yet inspire I don't have I don't
have it unlocked yeah okay I didn't even know about any of this okay on this
game might be cool
buddy check what was it is it eat the hot stops here they may have the fire
power but we will have this and fire down and see boom Valcomando look at that
I got 330 points
Fuckin insane
By the way, you give us another kill on two
Very clever man
I'm shooting you
You are actually so handsome today
How about me?
You're welcome
To change PLV, seeper changes shoulders
And I think
I got what it is for
For uh
Oh you click alt to roll by the way
I got to where I got
where is he?
I galed him, it's one of me.
Okay, rocket jumpers where I have two of my games.
Right on his map.
Eh, not to come back down trust me.
That gun is a lot better if you aim properly.
They showed up behind us.
No.
Ah, really?
Probably.
No.
No.
Choose somebody else.
Choose somebody other than me.
Around here.
I'm in first person now.
This makes zero sense.
Chat, let's go into that.
I have marked him in the middle.
Old C.
Why?
Thank you.
Chat.
Chat.
Thank you.
How do I breathe chat?
How do I blink? How do I use my lungs?
Chat, will I have a little rocket set?
Usually I have more rockets now.
I'm on your six.
Wait for me!
Stupid aww!
I'm on a big way, I can't figure it out.
I didn't try to put my gun in the right place.
What the heck?
I'm going in on a total lead up on a 1v4.
I'm going to go back to officer if you need me to get some plants.
Without us the rebel lion falls!
This is supposed to be something. This whole shield is completely broken.
This shouldn't mean that the game is your uh...
...gassman.
I'm ready to join you guys
I don't whatever
God's faders here
That is that a healing guys, you know, I
Don't know what they hear that is shall we gonna hear this?
Who is that?
See, see, see, see, see, see?
See, see, see, I knew all about fucking hero abuser piece of dog shit. Fuck you!
Wait, headshots just go crazy out there.
Yeah, this is me with the officer.
Have the front door.
How do I join you?
Yeah
Join you guys Jesse. He comes up
I'm just searching these you know
Let's just back out
Yeah, it's just that's for this game. There's like like crazy
I'm killing that stator hold on
my shot yeah yeah he's pretty crazy I literally just killed myself I have a
hero now but I don't think you know that I can't
sorry so we already have it you know that is fucking insane I love my
I'm fucking camping the shit then fuck it
I feel bad every time I kill someone unless
Oh my god dude I was just trying to f**king dodge this sh**
I turned into an Ewok
Oh you f**king walk up?
Yup
I'm going back, nah if I fly I die there for sure
Okay, and I died instilling. We're securing on it.
I have the hard bitter again on me piece of shit.
Let me spawn Yoda, man. Our heroes are doing nothing, bro.
Holds have a look at the bottom of our sportboard.
Yeah, but it's really, you know, you're having fun, though. You're kind of rolling.
Just let it flow. I won't wait you get the gist of it. I think it's very like top and I top heavy
I think that are good or like rolling the lobby. You know what I mean?
Dark moon dark moon
I saw it. Dark moon, I mean I didn't know but less is good than the other
heroes
my game's like too bright that can't explain I think yeah it's your extra
I
Hate you let play this game and they hoard the heroes like just be useful and die
It's just if that's part of the game for the part of this game is dying like you have to
oh my god look Skywalker's first ink dart ball yeah actually I'm not gonna get
in this game. Like action cinema. Some people just absolutely sweat out. Yeah, you're, you're
like, they like go around that room like, like the off street. Like, it's just like,
it's just like, it's like, they usually, well, I'm telling you, you're gonna sweat
don't like on some of these math really you can get a hero in the fucking I don't
like it in a minute
could have died if I don't work anymore so am I gonna do it
I'm gonna just play C-Wing directly until we can explode
what the fuck was that?
I'm gonna show this to you
is that a Star Wars?
yeah X
if Jesse was a uh
if Jesse was a
if I was in Star Wars that would be what I'd do
what would I be the big what have you heard say that you fucking bitch
Yeah, who is that?
Papa the Hut?
Yeah, Papa the Hut.
Papa the Hut.
Uh, it's uh,
Jeffy, he would be
he would be
Anakin Skywalker.
They would be good.
He would be good, but
I'd be the fucking GOAT.
They would agree, right?
Access charge on this.
Maybe he's got, there's not.
Maybe he's got.
Because I think he's a GOAT though.
I'm gonna.
He's General Breedon.
What?
To rule the fucking shield or we you'll say I'm done
We're losing my way
dude dude dude dude your dog shit it's why don't like this map I'm gonna be able to
I'm gonna say this map is not that great I don't I don't enjoy it it's just full
official it's better hiding on these premises it's fucking shit
I'm
Forced my hand
Our heroes are useless. I'm not trying to go but our heroes are useless now like they they they're hoarding the heroes and they're doing fucking nothing
It's God
Yes, mr. Q break you must use
I'm gonna go I'm gonna fly out there
Going in
Do your best yoda impression.
This goes ugly.
Yo, do your best yoda impression.
Go.
Oh, thanks.
Look at my standard.
Dark Vader's back.
I got him!
You must fight him!
Wait, is he controlling the battle again?
I think it is.
Yeah, I had the whole team on me and I'm not like a fuck you guys, fuck this team.
And I'll never play this game ever again
That was lore accurate though
Darth Vader would have killed the other one
I was the one with my buttons that couldn't have played this game by the way
Do you think they're gonna make a battlefront free?
No
Fuck now, as you know
and then I just might as well die there this is where I let Star Wars is all I live
oh my god I think I've been looking at those guys
I'll be honest ever since there's no one liberal start making Star Wars movies it
They're low all matter.
I can't, I can't.
I thought I was gonna win this a little bit more.
I need to track my lightsaber.
How are you at the bottom bro?
It's not right.
No, it's left.
This guy signed up for the win.
It's left.
It's good we kept it
We get you in I'm just that 41 years of brain rot
There's no way
I think so, all of this still looks good, how's it going?
Starfighter just picked up his manic crappy by my throat.
Yeah, he just forced the...
What's the number?
On C, not on C, up, up, up, up, up!
Watch out, watch out!
No, where's my meal?
I was cooking!
I don't think it's where I'm back here anymore.
I'll go to the next, uh...
What's the operation they did? Like the code 6-7 or whatever?
Two list.
That kill.
I don't know what you're... I don't know what you're...
Operation...
Seven.
Oh, papatine!
Thank you, papatine!
Order six, that's our source.
No, there's sixteen states.
Still bad.
Um, what's his name? Count Dooku. Is he a good guy or a bad guy?
He's a bad guy, he's a bad guy.
But he was in it for himself, right?
Yeah, I don't know.
X-6466.
X-6466.
Killback.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Kill him.
Kill him.
No, we're losing B!
Look at D, look at D, look at D, look at D, look at D!
He's being a bad guy. Yeah, we have all the points
Oh
That bitch
No, I
I was a bottom because thankfully to other people in the game last second
I'm just learning it it's like knowing when to swap towards what you're doing
yeah and unfortunately they don't have a character like Winston so you're kind of
Loki struggling yeah three beat three's we try it I like it
oh yeah to be in the menu I'm in the menu my mom you deleted me off EA yeah
have luck on the year when you start being a bitch ass. What's your name on the year?
Uh, my name is... let me see.
Just go to ad friend and then just copy ID.
The Greek, the Greek God ex, invite me.
The Greek God ex.
I invite you.
Added.
accepted you
i thought you were giving me a bite in the game
and i accepted that too
that's what i do around here
alright we're just gonna get snagged and we're gonna get absolutely fucking shit on it
and you're gonna end up on it but let's see it
no but you're literally the greatest gamer of the history
chat it still is as villains right?
eggs they're gonna make statues of you in the future
i already have
Holy aura.
It could be really cheap statue to make because there's not much to you, but still they're gonna make statues.
Yeah, they'll never be a little hot enough marble to make such a out of you. It is so fucking massive.
Really bad!
Look, it's on fat!
It's a great thing!
Like, seven!
Yeah!
Is it because I'm fat, Mr. Q?
No, it's because there's so much love inside of you that they wouldn't be able to replicate it in marble.
And I'm gonna put all that love inside of you. Oh
Do it kill them Jesse kill him. All right, it's just a 3v3. Yeah, it's what before they do
It's done awful
I
Do not be and solo is dog. I'm a year to main. I'm a year to main and I'm terrible
What about robot with a roly?
It's because it at all. It's essential really really you're having yearly rabbit. You're
No
If you want an easy choose the one with a gun
I'm going to Anakin Skywalker, that's a little bit me.
Yeah, you're not that six or seven people, you're the heroes anytime you kind of do that.
Yeah, but I'm really bad at it.
Let's calm this shit, by the way.
I have a mod for Battlefront.
We're going to go against some sweat-hards, by the way.
They literally go round the house and they're like,
I must!
Hungry, I see.
I must eat.
Yeah, you're the one who doesn't speak bad.
bad it was more of a team player for uh for god's sake you're my dad dude yeah
oh oh yeah gg
gg's
like like like to block out
I never got to do this to you, man, Ed.
I'm just dead.
I didn't have to do this to you.
Fuck this, I'm using the force.
I'm doing this shit.
I
I'm getting to be one. Where are you guys?
I would take it one by one you don't get one by one we have to group up because otherwise
I shall
Going in
Nice
i'm grabbing him by the throat
i'm grabbing him too
kill him
kill him
kill him
why is he just un-fucking killable
You're just some shit
Nice teamplay, M1
And all of me, man.
Yeah, I lay out what it is, KJJs.
I'm out, he's carrying, hold on.
I'm a bitch! I'm a bitch!
What?!
He's still bugging me!
He's T-Bugging me!
I'll kill them now!
Why is Darth Vader walking so slow?
Yeah
We're losing terribly by the way, there might be me feeding as well. No, no, no, I will be doing that
kill once
not bad, that's a huge combo though
why is Starfade like unkillable?
what ability does Starfade have?
Why?
No, I was doing so good man
Why is that role-playing it's actually Darth Vader. Yeah, he's not he's not he's not he's big massive fat greasy lardo
Coming in I got wiggle
But they're both wiggle
Nice!
High ground!
Bro, the shooters are fucking laying here.
I'm gonna brace you if you want to.
I don't know why I did that.
It's like, some of these kids are so sweaty they're like trying to style on you with that.
Like flexing on you players.
You're a fucking loser.
You play a ten year old game.
We're getting tied in here.
On the beach.
No, no, you join the dark force or whatever
The dark force or whatever
What is the outcome chase the um, it's the dark force. No the dark side
the dogs the dogs the dogs
you know because you're the channel shit game I did so I was part of the
heroes is the villains now we they're using guns which is true true if you are
You are a real Jedi. You play with the saber ship. Do not do the gun fighting.
Yeah, it should just be like a lightsaber battle.
The gun guys are in the lore as filler, because not everybody can have all the power of the Jedi.
You're a loser. So when I play the game mode of the heroes, give me real heroes.
You know how there's a dark side of the moon? Do you think there's the dark side of your nose, X?
the sun well I know there's a dark side in your back okay what we did now
we still pay this here they only 44
Jack, is this a good card?
Success.
Oh, my card's good like that or not.
Wait, where did Jesse go?
It's just me and...
Axel here.
Wait, is your name Clumbits?
Yeah, you're gone.
Yeah, you're gone then.
Oh, I quit the game.
Yeah, not quit, not quit.
You fucked us.
You really quit, quit.
I'm bad. I'm bad. To be fair though they were cringe. Why wouldn't you leave?
Yeah, you're gonna do that again or not? Yeah, I'm down.
Look at Ewok Hunt. He's like zombies, but Ewoks.
I think people cheat on it though.
I think they're cheating.
Yeah, but I think they cheat.
Do I have a brother?
He's actually yonking.
Yeah, it's because I think they have
some sort of visual, like, look
like where they can see you.
That was blurrant.
Yeah, we should cheat too.
Oh my god, I had motion for honor
No, but at least you had motion bruh at least you had motion
Oh Endor this is the um the Ewok village the Empire reels from the humiliating defeat after the battle of Endor remember
Well, it looks like you just read that shit off the fucking top of the screen.
No?
Eh.
Well, in the end, they were the bad guys, and we're trying to survive and get home
from the Ewok planet, and then they come at us.
We are like the stormtroopers.
Okay.
So, it's just zombies.
Yeah.
They come from anywhere by the way.
Yeah, and there's crates with better guns on the map, but you should sit and get it on for a little bit.
I've got to turn off the flashlights. It's Q.
You have to stay together.
You should have your flashlight on, MoQ.
Yeah, Q.
Wait, why does it stay bright when the flashlight's on your face?
Also, your HP you take is forever.
When you take a flared image, your HP is chunked forever.
so do not get out of the players stick together yeah why is it so bright when
people put the torches in my face I can't you see anything yeah it's awful
is it the same with you yeah together together together there was an e-walk
over here earlier yeah they come from the roof look how nice of you look
I got a full HP flare, but I'm good.
Alright, everyone turn off your flashlight, turn on my eyes.
Yeah, for real.
Good one.
Wait a bit.
I think by this.
Yo, if you get by yourself, look at that.
Yo, if you give it to yourself, I'll do it.
I killed Boat.
I'm dead!
At least kill one X.
Brother, you're by yourself, and they can listen to the walls by themselves, right?
Hey, where's Motion Blur?
Oh, Motion Blur amount, I think it's involved.
actually keep shining your freaking flashlight in my eye my son is awful if I
mean I mean the guy next to you
fucking rats I didn't think chat I didn't chat was alive back then but when
this game actually came out you didn't realize how good it was like like it was
Insane
Oh well.
I'm dying.
Good boys are waiting on me.
Call the clock.
I have to have that.
I want to stick one of those Ewoks in my butt.
What?
Okay, my bad.
That's where I got carried away.
Guys, if we would have a aura as a trio, if we somehow go around the map on a big map
and kill them buddy and then win by ourselves.
I'm down. I'm down. Lock in.
I need to like, watch a YouTube video and get the optimal settings.
Like, just the optimal.
Okay, does he?
Ha ha ha ha. I mean, dude, the YouTube guys know what they're doing.
They're tweaking.
And the payday...
I think I think I miss my wife
No, um, pay days paid is actually fun though
If you if you if you lock it and do stealth only and she's quite complex. It's difficult. Yeah
but
If you have this as you were sitting sky, you did you why how long did it take?
But we never hours and we never played we never played the game
So why would it take so long to get seconds around?
Look up at payday2incident on YouTube and have fun.
Actually, it's awful.
I'm going to be 34 this year in October.
Well, get a driver, Loki.
I know, I need a wife first, man.
What?
Look at all my guys though!
Oh no!
Yes sir!
Yes sir! The commander!
How does he speak? I don't know how he speaks.
That really sounds like you.
Hey, little boy!
Jabba the Hat is like...
Yeah, I would be like Ravius, though.
Oh, thanks.
Hey, thank you!
Guess what I'm doing here, huh?
Hey, ding.
Yeah.
Okay, where are you guys?
On this map, do you want to have Lightground from A?
Now is like they can never go up if we have the upper diagram and it was you get it out of the
beat and geek
We are fighting for the commander!
Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in!
What's my F, dude? Is that like a...
We're in a stirris-
Yeah, I'm outside of it now. What the heck's happening?
I just nativeized it.
Bungie, Bungie, Bungie, Bungie, Bungie
It's behind this tree
It's dead
More around here, more in the process
On the, on the, on the, on hit
Get in there, get in there
Push, push, push
Push push push
No, push it push push on dead
Bro, I had so many points I could have gone to yours, whatever pushing dead and pushing dead. Oh, we don't say yes. Maybe how do we take fuck?
Wait, how do we lose a yeah, but now we're on low gun reservoirs the game much
Yeah, the whole load the whole lot is the cul-de-sons on the B the way
one place one place by the tree right next to the left of the tree
uh thanks yep looking there's a massive plank super plank okay go go through b and go through
go to e go to e fuck it don't worry about you
hero me help oh my god help he said i killed him nice
oh my god i need to find that
Oh, I'm dead.
Are we in the jungle?
No, we're in there.
Um, on this map chat I could probably just play assault now.
Mega plays that side while I go and it's really lame.
Pretty good actually.
I got killed by like a robot.
Oh heavy.
Yeah.
Pushing death.
Oops.
Okay, we're the whole I think that was just
We're pretty good push here
I'm gonna go behind me on see like it doesn't even make sense
make sense how we lose it well now we're not like we're only now but we have a good
put you the sun is too bright everything's
like I need to sit
what I'm gonna get beaten by the fucking trucker
No man come on the fucking trunks man
Can I play the eight
Yeah, we'll see good push. Oh, I what I saw on beat. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking abysmal
What the fuck are you doing?
I didn't use F because I thought you'd make it up to the hill, I'm just done.
Turn back.
The tabbing thing did not work.
I didn't know that.
Ow, my eyes!
It has joined us. Follow his lead.
Oh no!
You didn't stop paying the rent of your 5 plus year subscribers like you promised.
You still remember about death rights.
I got it!
The objective is to capture those command posts.
Go, even me!
This is so epic, just an epic battle of straight cinematics.
A great picture.
Do you think you're keeping the same when you go to the cinema?
They say let's go to the pictures
Okay, that guy just did not die
We've lost everything somehow by the way
You can't even, it's not now.
Oh my god, I'm just dead.
Here is a hatch in the car.
They're killing me!
We lost enough positions, don't you think? Time to take some backs.
Just a couple more briefs.
Clear!
No, I almost got Puppetine!
Dude, I almost got Puppetine and this fucking bitch has extracted, man.
What is this problem?
What a bitch!
At least we're cornered after this, fuck!
Can't get Nike!
Stop, bitch!
I'm gonna dash!
Son of a bitch!
BONG!
Oh my god!
Oh I just double killed!
Like a bitch!
I
Got fucking trucks coming in
One shot me!!!
Fucking boned
But I want to zero down
To the go
I'm trying as hard as I can I'm still bottom I get going
See the good toilet rights. It's pretty good
Oh shooting me
I'll bring a fucking satellite to get to this bitch
This is trash man!
How does it affect you now you don't give a shit about him.
Get out of here get out of here.
We got it!
Big cap, big cap, it's how we win!
Okay, let me get a hang on it!
Oh no, the rainbow is in the room, the rainbow is in the room!
Oh god.
Uh oh!
I'm so fucking mad. I'm so fucked
Yeah, I'm about my hill
No, that's the truck
Yeah, what is the most interesting as thin a truck is it is it heavies? Yeah, what smokes the track?
I hate fucking playing heavy, I hate playing heavy, I just don't like it.
I know you don't have to start winding up, there's no point, that was just dumb, that's
I
Yeah, I think of the wrong gun off my lord out
It's better for inside rooms
Oh no we're tripping!
We're getting eaten!
Oh my god!
Oh you were trash, bub!
Man my heavy has the fucking water cannon, that was very dumb.
That was really dumb.
Um, guys, is that gun good?
Fuck it, it's from the tank!
I'm stuck on a rocket!
Help!
I'm stuck on a fucking rock, man.
I-
No!
No!
How are we losing them?
I'm gonna go eat and try to go for a day or two.
No, he stomped on me.
I roll, I slip.
Yeah, that's it.
It's just not our map.
It's not our map, Loki.
I'm going, Chewbacca.
Fuck this.
I only get to play a lot though.
I died, I spent the whole game getting shabaka and I died in the opposite.
I mean, they're just gonna be rude into my little wallbox.
Yeah, he's playing tank, that's why.
Got the bullshitter.
Buddy, you are shit at the video game, you bitch-ass.
Oh, Chad, that's the guy that I usually play!
Why'd I get up there?
Did you know surrender go?
I'm chat
Nope, I never play the guy I thought I was the Georgia equivalent
We get to forget to win otherwise we get the more
How do I check my belly ease?
F1
I should just go.
Oh, that was a really good voice.
I'm walling.
I'm walling.
I just fucking bought them the whole time, man.
Wait, we're decapping.
Hold on.
We could actually win this.
Wait.
Hold on me.
Let's head out.
Uh, they have no trade there?
Yeah, my dad cannot hit a single shot, so I guess I don't.
Not bad though, I mean, I guess.
Oh, no, bad fun.
Kylo Ren has been spotted, better watch it.
Nope, ah, I guess I just missed.
No, I'm going to snap.
Is there anything?
No, I should be tapping him.
He's getting pushed a little bit.
I don't want to run, I don't want to run.
I'm on him, I'm on him.
Nice!
Nice.
Or a B a B
And be no
I'm a follow-up is wrong that's yeah, yeah, I don't get in one second
I swear I'm not getting it like three more seconds and then we flip again we had it
like that was incredible speed oh wait wait we get face to I know we get face to
wait a minute yeah yeah I'm on paper this can last a whole day between I
did this one that way it works is you go to phase two and if you lose you're
like a big one up over no we're gonna but I've had this shit last like
over and over again. So some of the stronger guys what they do is that they don't board
and they stick around, they help other guys board it and then they board it kind of like
last. They're going to tell you board them.
The first order are going to attempt a boarding action and it's going to be up to us to
stop them. I haven't seen much points to access it because you don't do it in objectives.
I don't know. I don't have a lot of points on it. I only have like those four more kills.
But yeah, I'm just gonna help with points for sure.
This game mode is sick!
Okay, this actually, I think the most fun stage 2 in the game.
That's my take though.
You going Robo?
This is actually a really fun stage 2.
Yeah, yeah, I'm getting BBA'd.
Man, I'm mad about this nasty grenade in there.
Nasty one.
You can't get it out, you can't get it out.
I think this one, this one.
Oh
Oh
Play places like some some dog shit cancer in here by the way
Chalice is good in here right?
Yeah, you know me gonna be
I get on it
I can't do that right now, I hate minigun, okay.
Ah, get on, get on B, possible.
Oh my shoot's going! I'm panicking, I should go get it!
Why is my shield... I put it on there?
Okay, I didn't know that they saw that, I actually didn't know that, I just ran out of it.
they're gonna try to destroy the atmospheric process in front everyone get
in there and defend the control rooms now nothing like a reactors right I'm
on right behind you I think it's the reactor stage in your part okay okay
you recognize that there's one it's like busted it
i just entered the fray
Oh
Okay, we're gonna go
This is good
And we stay like this stay the life once
Oh my god, I'm here
Oh god, uh, yeah, you took it chat. Is that is that?
The gun he has is it this?
No, it's not that's the one I want. Fuck
I could try it.
I could use the goal.
Wrong fucking gun for the middle of the tunnel. I mean, I don't even know what I'm doing.
Chow, what the fuck in a gun is that?
Dude, fuck all this, I don't give a shit.
Oh, it's a card that I have, and Jesus.
I just got killed by a gun.
1.3 in ancient.
I
Like all the names I see are just the same
you're cooking
ideas
you would not take the reactor over my dead body
now my watch
wait
i'm gonna show mine
he's gonna catch, he's gonna catch
I'll be, I'll be!
I'll be right here!
Fuck, I'm just dead.
Okay, uh, let's get- we- we still have one more stage, but, uh, a whole day.
The only one!
Alright, this is the reaction I was talking about earlier.
like they're gonna try to jump with the rocket and just jump in and hit the
all they can do is hit the fucking thing to win, by the way.
They either react to it or they win the game.
Dude, playing forward or actually winning the game? I'm saying it.
Actually, I am going to soldier.
So fucking lame.
Oh, no, no, no, we blabbered over here.
We're doing good.
Okay, I'm gonna put shield on the bomb.
Got it.
Enough of me.
Good, good!
Yes, we have made a plan!
We have made a plan!
Yes, we did it!
It's good though, guys it doesn't look like much of it, I'm just trying to do it my job.
Why what I'm doing is I do what you have to do.
Don't it, don't it, don't it, don't it.
We're doing it
30 seconds. Stay on the airtips.
Somebody's attacking me from afar. That might be a perfect excuse.
Oh, no.
That was very close, though.
Hold on.
That's what it looked like.
That doesn't even kind of close.
around I started getting it and I started having more fun that map is a
million times better than the other ones. Yeah, but the best maps you've
been playing in yet. You haven't played the bridge map? chat. chat the bridge map
the outside inside map bruh go again yeah go again I hope we get we have the
actual map I'm playing about it's just so hard
The bridge back is absolutely what I'm doing.
There's nothing better.
You feel like it's in a bridge, huh?
Yeah, my favorite, that's why I can truly be myself, though.
what does he mean by that no what's fiber two not destroy it okay are we
still like in the same lobby yeah and we're all still friends and we're having
fun hooray I'm gonna show my best and interesting wait his weekly poop is
available right now would you like to use that skill no wait so I'm at order
dare bring a capital ship to this is the ruins of the jungle
Harry Potter is the one battle at a time to make the media see how it's unbelievable to start a story over history and stuff.
It seems like you know.
But first, we have to secure it.
Hey, did the ruins another?
Not the wrong era.
We're doing all the game over now.
Yeah, I like Loans is jointed, but I like that as well.
I
Ah, never get to move.
What's that, bitch?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Bro, I almost had enough place for my Miro, almost out the river.
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It's been a while since I've played the whole game, huh?
If I self-died here, I would have a hero.
They just got captain fast, but to lead them.
Help!
Yeah, I'll see you, I'll see you.
I have enough points.
I'm the critical force.
How does he work that?
Surroundings are tracking days.
Just trying.
Okay, you charge you charge it attack
I don't know why I picked it that that was that room I did
Yeah, they also farm planks though like there's also a lot of planks on this
I mean I'm having fun how can I be at the bottom of the scoreboard feel like I'm killing
people.
Yeah I can do it like that.
Dark mole!
No that dog later.
He chose me.
I'm going to try it but you can't fight him for a full shot.
Yo stop being mean to me man.
Yo season is absolutely fucked.
It is giving me a lot of points by the way, doing this is like in center points.
It's farming harder.
See you again.
We have reports of Kylo Ren having joined the enemy.
Someone next to me.
Who is-
Oh, this guy playing fucking-
Ah, yeah, he's a bitch-ass.
Yes.
There's a special that's playing in the fucking forest, being an absolute fucking menace.
How can I farm that?
Off-score.
Off-score.
Officer and he used Inspire on the initiative.
I quite can't have that yet.
Go, go, go.
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
Come on, Tommy.
What the fuck?
Ah some guy's like I didn't even see him coming.
That's awful.
No!
Oh yeah.
What is he doing?
I'm a revolver.
We're gonna push the line
I'm just trying I'm gonna figure this out
Ray is here
Die die
I don't really ever play this kind of battle
BMP push it boys!
Down
It's pretty well open
Shit, what's that on me?
Oh my god
I trained 11hp
Uh, nope, I didn't kill him
Yeah, it feels very terrible
dude, if they just keep telling me it's so fucking abysmal
uh, I'll hang on as well
chat, I remember for a fact, chat, I'm going on a big roll
with a rocket here, is it really this one?
was that just better? I don't get it
I think I might as well be down
oh yeah, you're...
I can't find the ring
Okay, then the reverse is pushed into the pocket
Oh, he's once cheating
yo flamethrowers are shit annoying it's it's noob
our spawns are so bad we need to add a fucking spawner to the red
absolutely fucked up
she's good
who's behind me yeah this guy this diaper slayer mom look I did I did the
thing mom look like a holy fucking dog shit
I can't, I'm just gonna rock him.
I'm outblanked.
Actually, I'm leaving him out of here.
You know what I want to play now?
I want to play the battlefield.
That's like the fourth form of battle.
One that makes the point.
Oh, yeah.
I'll give one at...
Wait, what?
I don't know
If you trade that he's so low out front bad company the Vietnam audition
I'm just glitched I guess I don't know.
How does this guy have a million HP but he has one HP?
Oh, the plant's already in.
Classic.
He's stream sniping me.
I know, Sammy.
He emoted after he killed me.
Yep, he did.
We're still on the commander now, Landy! Can't see who!
dude this guy is just so annoying
I guess I'm playing a soul
what was that in this game?
I didn't want to give it attention, but I'm gonna say it.
There's been a sniper who has killed me seven times with a little ball robon, so it makes
fun of me.
I'm trying to finally say it.
Yeah, but it's a hero though.
It's a hero.
He is doing it to me.
No, he's targeting me.
He is targeting.
Did the BBA guy?
Yeah, I guess so.
He is targeting.
Did the BB-8 got it?
Yeah, I just want to let him know that he's got it.
Yeah, that means he did.
No, no, I'm gonna get in your head, man. He's dog-shitting.
I'll shoot you. I'll shoot you.
I will get him if I did.
He has killed BB-8.
Oh, my fucking god.
Okay, I put a damage B.
This cattle...
This cattle skin is shit.
Yo, you play Adam Driver or you don't fucking log into the game, bitch, ass?
Yeah, I'm getting meaty-headed as well.
Damn, it's on you, it's...
It don't feel good.
no my face actually fucked on I mean events troopers like more points it's a piece of
I can't see I can't see I can't
are you dead ass?
fuck fuck fuck
I'm gonna have to play this game every day by the way.
This scumper dumb guy plays every day and the other bitch ass.
I-I-you just gotta blame me because you don't play every day.
No?
Why?
Because there's more to life than just this game.
No, there isn't as death.
There is. There is life.
Oh, Caloran.
We get to be the old lucky!
I think I'm getting pulled to the point where I'm having fun.
Yeah, there you go, if you're having fun, just leave me alone.
No!
It shows me!
If you're losing, you're having fun here.
So what is it you choose to leave me?
Why?
I don't have to think that hard.
I just kind of click on buttons.
So you just drink a beer, you got the kids in the background, and you're like,
Okay
Okay, okay, I'm the boy of the boy. I'm a real officer. I'm gonna be fucking boy shit
I'm gonna put some shields down and fuck your life. I'm gonna fuck your life
I've got to see a little bit of hacking fucking computer
Soon we'll win this. Just keep fighting.
No, we can't.
We can't.
We can't.
Top left.
Top left.
Good shield.
Here comes.
He's low.
No way we don't get that right?
It's just no way!
I'm just going for it.
I'm being here.
What the fuck is that?
Sir.
Oh, guys, guys, guys, there's no chance.
Okay, he has me cheating.
Chad, how did I respawn into this both again?
Same guy.
I spawned into him again.
These guys, I stress on these guys.
Why did he have to have these like getting every shot?
Yeah, yeah, that guy right?
Yeah.
The clanker guy would have hurt. We'll do the guy.
We have a sniper guy.
I didn't think it was.
I still killed a red!
Okay, timing.
I
Know the guy really stopped walking and literally he wasn't even playing the game
He's looking at the walk and they lose time in a similar actually actual fucking labor
I
Do you know he was losing the a-metal so you just went to the fucking I knew to like actual fucking dog shit
I think I'm glad.
Um.
Watch me in the Kremis.
Oh gosh darn it.
I can't smile heroes.
I think we're winning this.
Oh no guys.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna go check
Ah, I'm trying for him, trying for him
Go, go, go, go
I can't, I'm dead here
I can't believe my hero I'm making a push for a B
I
Same guy every time you just spawns on me until I game it we win, right?
Yeah, we won. Yeah, we go to face to I don't know what fish on the set though
Okay, guys me I do this shit is it
I used the key to put the board after I put the key
We just get last line on the next stage
I got it
So you hold G when you're on it
You look at the prompt and you hold G
Good
130 is not bad
We get to be at 2 minutes
I don't think so, what do I do now, I get it.
I'm liking this.
I have two minutes to average.
I'm going to get in, next stage you get more points, you get more points.
I'm going to use average again, that's enough I have.
What's the matter, you boys?
We're gonna come on that Star Destroyer like a next you want it to play
Everybody's fine with that hero here
Yeah, they've got all the heroes. I'm over it
I saved
I have a shield, I have a shield.
Oh my god.
There's a bomb in the shield!
Go, go, go, go.
It's on the door, he's up on the door.
Oh my!
You're gonna hear the reviews?
Grenade!
Have a kill here, have a kill here!
Kill, kill, kill!
On me! Nice!
Yeah, there's a fucking 20,000 hours 90 chat low-key chat bombs here with this gun no
No!
No! Uh, the- the actual cardboard!
Not bad!
Yes! No!
We need to get past this corner.
Okay, I think...
I think Alpha is the best here.
I think the shields were really helping the team.
I can pass the corner.
Maybe I can change John from this gun to the other...
I think better with the this gun
That's real false
Then is here he'll help us with this
No, no, no, that's not gonna work anymore I think it's this
Chats the blurred no
This grenade spam on these small maps is so annoying.
Yeah, it's annoying until you figure it out, I mean it's pretty awful, I don't know what
to do.
I almost got beat up, we gotta get past it.
The point is that people get shot on these chokes for no reason, we have to... just
go to alternate routes.
Okay, well that's just a sweet cancer. I'm not allowed to do it.
Right.
I think he's good as well. I just want to slam it on the corner at least.
Where are they?
It feels like our lucky day.
Chugging out the gun.
Oh, fuck it.
Holy shit.
I did it.
Jump down, jump down.
I can't, I can't get out.
I don't even know how I'm gonna die.
put in shut down, put in shut down, come on
plant door appears around the corner
this is just, this is disgusting
oh my god, come on, picnic, picnic
would you get to get to the choke?
I think I need to use a, um, zero or a rocket
on this one
ok, yeah, over here, rocket and hero is super good
Yeah, don't let the right like fall right in front of us and just just get the fucking there
Like it caused a lot of pressure
Yeah, not not too bad not too bad. I don't need your logic. We're down there. Can you oh
They're ready for it
I'm going down one day. It's fine. It's fine. We just eat honey
Oh man, this guy is so fucking lame.
Can I throw off the map?
Yeah, that'll happen.
Oh my god.
If I can just get on the fucking birds nest I could do some damage in it
I'm on the bridge, guys.
Go, go, get it!
Okay, there's an animal, go!
I'm like, gonna do this by the chest.
I want to use the hero, but people are hoarding him, I mean, I can't, I can't play any hero.
Look at this.
But at 20k points, I can't use them.
Wait, wait, wait, one minute.
I don't have a single
I have some
nice
I hope it works
Ray is here
now the force is really with us
I have to go back to stage 1
I fell off, but I did like a huge flying rocket launch.
What, with the rocket guy?
Yeah.
What are you guys doing?
We're fighting for us.
We'll surely win this.
Get on it.
Get on it.
Get on it.
Get on it.
Get on it.
Get on it.
Get on it.
try to go first here
I should like a deploy?
it's just the same sniper every time, it's just so boring, you're such a fucking boring
Sniper
a sniper player one
yeah, i mean, this is like an extra bullshit or a fucking hero user
yeah, of course we do this from the beginning
quite an anger
you can have the whole breakfast, i can eat it
yeah, the whole breakfast
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'll see I'll see how we can get that
It's the same one guy that it's awful
Well there are a wide group of hordes of heroes and do nothing else.
I haven't seen one of our heroes do fuck all anything man.
Our orders are to secure those command posts.
I think I see how to do this.
What are those here?
What are those here?
So tanky.
Those are the one-take guys, right?
Oh my God!
I'm actually a little minor
This is still is this like a new game. No, no same game same game same lobby
We keep the project we did earlier though
this fucking flamethrower dude I it's so annoying
I
Like five I touched for a kill
Well, we're getting massacred around the side
It's like this it's like a work of this gun on
That's just as insane as you thought it would be.
Well, they go with their perks too, don't forget.
I'm ready for what's next.
Whoa.
I
Maybe with a ball
What
I thought I was a friendly.
I'm just stopping.
And we're going to, now we're going to their next agent.
Oh, that was a terrible round.
Yeah, man.
I can't use any of the heroes.
Ah, because there's always a player playing.
Like, I'm not kidding, they're like a discordant.
And when this game is played, all the trainers get on the server.
Like, I'm deadass.
Like, to be the main people that play this game,
I'm getting a Suzuza playing it, I'm not getting it.
Oh yeah man, it's next angel.
Suzuza forces.
Well, I like this one.
Brother, brother.
This scumper, non-guy.
This size-sap guy.
The slayer guy.
Hold on a second.
uh the tokyo drift guy
oh my god the insolope the
let's see let's see i have to tell my loved ones all the time okay
how do you know what it feels like you have no loved ones like the ladies is off
is it the lady that lost that is in game in the business to be shot
Yeah, that's a yes and yes.
Oh, yeah, I actually want to give advice.
He asked you for advice.
Chris is so crisp, yeah.
Why ask you?
Robot, robot!
RAT!
No way you're Chebacca right now.
Yeah, I'm back!
Make your name, make your name!
Oh, but here you probably spawn a heavy low-key, but I'm better at it.
Oh, man, this fucking spinner-ass robot bullshit.
shit piece of fucking ass
Oh, what my god, they just killed me
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
He's just spinning on it, he's living.
Really?
I put the white medium, so it's only a piece of the robot.
I can't, I mean, guys, but there's no way, right?
Get in there, they're capping the fucking point, bitch!
fuck you
fuck you
I'm gonna try to do officer again but I don't I don't
Six! Make the last!
No, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
But it's hard to hold with it for like two minutes
And get on it, get on it
When he's shield on it
We need shieldcups, we need shieldcups, we need shieldcups.
We need to steal from the ceiling.
We need to deploy.
I'm shogging on it.
Yeah, that shogging's gonna be so...
Bing, bing, bing, bing.
Yeah, forget about the shogging.
You're gonna play with him!
This is gawdble.
This is fucking awful.
Inside! Tyler Ren!
Bro, how is it balanced?
This attack is so easy for them. It is God-awful.
Hold on, I killed them all.
Lock it.
I mean, they're getting it locked in from the main door.
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