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I know he was swimming but if someone wants to come he can come
but he's pretty um like driving focused you know what i mean
what are you saying that? what are you saying that? can you say what? whatever
i'm running oh i'm just saying if he wants to come he can come
is that is that is that what you meant
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Don't think he's gonna come oh
Yeah, you're right. I could use them. I could use ballerina spot to package right there
Shared them
Now we can do that. That's that that that we should probably
Yeah, at least what at least twice twice by this
I think um guys only thing of the time in Germany well I want to do one I don't
want to get there cap the bad is that I would do more RL's over there but we
always do one day of pure practice at the side matter that cannot be streamed
the the next sense like it the day right before is like holy cat streamed it and
then the next day is the day is the day of them and that whole day is booked like
we start in the morning and then we wake up we eat together then we travel to
the spot and then it's like all the all the media stuff whatever like it's not
reasonable so it's kind of one of those things also what one person also do maybe
maybe maybe do a little collab also in the DM maybe a little collab maybe a
little you up tour Netherlands Germany maybe something like that
probably won't happen but I was dreaming Travis Scott showing up there okay
check that's cooler than a polar bear's toenails strong with Swedish house
Hey my chat a good afternoon, which is gonna use the lens. Yeah, we cut at that point
Yeah, I mean I'm always on to do whatever I mean, I think a pixel is more down to come to America to the Irel more than
We go to you but
But it doesn't really matter though like you do I really were like brother like you know
you know I did my Irel like whether I whatever you want if I really want to do
Irel you just go with going the fucking in the forest and just get some sticks
and and you know I mean like I don't I don't
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a massive line of coke on stream one time, please I beg it will be fire content
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What?
excuse me El Tabernac
I can't we're doing a sub-sumtre
I saw some classic drama on my Twitter, there's some of the some of the distraction
today, can I win heavy, Cuff and Cleared, lucky.
And then I saw some Fandy and Elated drama.
That's gonna hard.
Another Austin implosion, holy drama I cannot.
Football tournament with every streamer like in the match to be to
It'll be like in the nighttime like in UK time like 9 p.m. But like my normal sweet time to be to like 18 to something
And it'll be a little higher. I do because we fight everybody
For zero much love
Just telling me
Yo
So I'm looking at you actually good timing
What
I was watching a clip of you as we speak it good timing
Yeah, what's that do
Yeah, will you play one guy
We play one guy as a team
Ginge has a pro clubs team that suit we're suiting up in like an hour. I think we need like one more
Do you want to play you could be whatever position you want like gold or or whatever
Yeah, sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 100%
Yeah, you know I played gold last time and no, okay
Okay, nobody queues the game mode on PC, but I'll play though.
No, no, we'll get games, we'll get games, because we'll have a full club and we'll queue
like console, but it'll be cross-play I think.
Wait, is it cross-play?
Yeah, it's cross-play, right?
I'm pretty sure it is.
Yeah, is it cross-play?
Okay.
Because back in the days it wasn't, it wasn't, right?
And I swear I would be like fucking 40 minutes in queue.
No, I'll do that. And that's what I got and this one's like a lot of fun. I
Gently it is. Well, I said this years ago. I swear. I swear like it's actually good content if you can pull it off
I'm using the sense. Yes, bro. I think if you join we'll have 11 people
We'll have a full club. Yo, actually sounds fun. It's send it. Let's do that
I think you may buy that also you guys there. Yeah, sir. Yeah
Fuck Jack
I'll have to do that as soon as possible because I have volleyball league at 8 p.m.. In the three hours
You know I'm saying
So I'll have to squeeze it in you ready for the threat he made
He he's a funny guy
His chat moves like a snail yeah, it's cooked
Listen dude in order for him yet guys he had it I promise you he probably had to get that permit
Like that distract you had to get it approved by guy so like you had to get a permission slip sign to even fuck probably
People didn't even say all that shit. I promise you I almost guarantee it
You know I'm gonna meet come on you think that motherfucker. No, I'm not gonna sue ready for the thread he made
Jesus that's right. I'm proud to be a part of this program
Well, I have to say I spoke to a very special person, Wayne Gretzky, who I think...
Yeah, guys, guys, we watched it live.
Like, these are kind of so branded.
Like, you can hate on, like, fucking a bunch of shit.
If you spend this information, I don't give a fuck, you're a dumbass.
Like, you're a dumbass.
Brother, we watched this live.
Like, it was a problem with the communication.
But it was just dumb.
Jacob will officially make his debut in Chinese basketball association.
Nanjing, I'm going to give you a chance to see if it's true.
Is it true?
Really?
Is it a flip or a flip?
That's kind of cool actually. I respect that.
The reply on the space post, which one?
It's called nice.
All right.
But your net worth is today.
No, no idea.
If you had to guess.
Probably like five million twenty million no, I guess I'm gonna be more than that
I don't know. I don't know like I'm not like that's why I pay someone to do all of my financial stuff for me
I don't know anything about I was gonna guess it has to be 50. Okay. I was like
Wait, well, she's just trying you know what your net worth is today. No, no idea if you had to guess
Probably like five million twenty million. Okay chat guys guys guys this did this
said, this clip farming era is gone too far.
Guys, it's so right today.
Brother, brother, she donated one meal flat
to the Team Water stream, like live on air, easily.
Brother, if you're never this five meal,
you think she would get a 20% of her post tax net worth
off the rip on a phone call on a whim,
if she's worth, come on, bro, come on, bro.
That's cap, that's cap.
No, it has to be more than that.
I don't know, I don't know.
Like I'm not like that's why I pay someone to do all my financial stuff for me. I don't know anything about
I was kind of guess it has to be 50. Okay. I was like five to 20 was my guess somewhere
It has to be higher than that. This is rich baby. This is rich. I pay a lot like in taxes though
So like I don't know. Yeah, but if you made I don't have that much, you know, it won't let's we do the math
I'm also taking your total income
subtracting taxes
Contracting living expenses and other discretionary spending. Okay, then I'm adding in the fact that you've been investing the money an extra 15%
over the last two years, okay, which is on
The conservative side of things and that takes me to 43. Okay cap cap. She's worked like probably like I'd say probably a
Hundred point five male I would say yeah
If I would be against that party say 125 miles what I would say if I ask you what's your net worth and you're saying between five and
20, that shows to me that you have no idea what's going on financially,
which is like insane to me because if you're grinding so, so, so hard to try
to get to someplace financially, like, uh, you could just spend a little
extra time or even trade the time and work a little bit less, but spend a
little bit of time understanding your finances and that you'll make
more money doing that.
And it's not even close.
Like, yeah, I love, I love, I love these skits and they do these
very great skits, whatever.
Cause these are getting advice.
like they're actually concerned.
Oh wait, I'm actually concerned about this now.
And then you use some advice,
like she doesn't have her shit on fucking lockdown.
Like, her operation runs like a fucking well-oiled machine
and she knows everything about it.
Like, she knows every sip of her machine, right?
But at least most of the steps I would assume.
And she just plays her cards.
And these guys are giving advice like they're,
you know what I mean?
Like five times more money.
Guys, do you want 20 minutes?
I literally have considered like, I'm doing my rapids kids man, you don't need to do that.
Like literally find someone that's financially literate, talk to them, talk to the money guys,
talk to Graham, talk to me.
He said one hour.
Cause I really want to learn.
In 10 minutes, like even after this podcast, we can go over it, like in 10 minutes, you
should, you should have a basic understanding of where you're at because if you're saying
between five and 20, imagine, he said one hour.
after he's gone for five years and you learn that you have ten million dollars
what are you gonna say where did it all go right yeah like why did I grind so
hard well that could be the reality you don't know how much these people with
these money people that are like working with you are taking would you would you
be able to say what percent they're taking that's that I like I have a
I play from from last game.
Like good, had a good workout, energized,
come to my car, who the fuck
snatched my Mercedes emblem to my made-back, y'all.
Just came out of the gym, I'm feeling good,
had a good workout, energized, come to my car.
All right, that's awful.
Who the fuck snatched my Mercedes emblem
to my made-back, y'all.
I mean, Chaz is another camera you can put in that has that film on a loop or whatever
and then self-release after my time and it could film the front, whatever I mean,
come on bro.
Chaz is a video UFC event, we've been in a white there, dude, that's actually kind
of hard.
I mean, that is pretty insane, it's crazy times where the event is this.
How's that not hard?
Is it the White House?
That's like, Lillian's saying, no?
It's hard to look at that.
I mean, say it's cringe, but I mean,
if you're a fan of the sport, I mean,
it's gonna get on crazy.
Of course I'm going, what the fuck?
I'm so fucking hard.
Like, I'm done.
I'm done.
So I have my eyes after her.
Right, like I shouldn't try so hard to be logged.
Anyway, I don't want to talk about it.
So, um, maybe just try a little drugs?
No, no, that is not what we're talking about.
That is not the conversation.
It's almost like no matter how old you are or as simple as you are and nobody wants
to stick around and you're just not a good person, lull.
Chad, Chad, why is Oz exploding again?
explain
That we're having
It's okay. Kat is okay. I
Cry a lot yesterday. Yeah when I was in Austin everybody was in line like ducks
Chat when I was in Austin
Everybody stayed put and everybody played their role like soldiers. Okay?
I leave Austin and then the fucking you start fucking dropping bang bang bang
I
Did I really right?
Yeah, you're your oldest kid to be a yo yo Jesus, alright, I feel like life isn't being
and lived here, real good stuff.
For example, I'm finding there a real one there.
Chat, chat.
The real one, the real ones appear when you're not looking, because when you're not looking
is when you are truly ready.
So stop saying that you're ready, because that's a proof that you are not.
Bang!
Thank you.
You know, I never got to thank you.
Well, I do always publicly thank you, but the first time I met you.
We'll give him, I mean, an air 500K, but not his own employees of fighting poverty.
I'm down like 500K.
And like, I literally don't know him.
Like, I obviously know who he is, but I don't know him personally.
I'm down $500,000.
And I'm just sitting there, and I'm on stream.
And he comes, he sits down.
I'm trying to pull him up.
He's like, no, I got you.
He beats me out of the, he pays my 500K marker off, and he gives me 50K,
It says enjoy the night kid.
I never, thank you.
Like that was, that's a good,
that's just some data white shit, you know?
That's the shit that Dana asks.
That's the shit people.
Chat, chat, well they don't know chat is that.
They paid the markers back afterwards.
Like, like brother, they know they're good for it then.
Like brother, these guys gamble the shit like this,
like, like every night.
Like, like they pitch it to the back
and you think it's like a fucking free loan.
Bro, do you actually think that Dana had no expectation
of getting that money back when they were on it?
You're crazy, but I mean, I said at those tables like a dozen times, like, uh, it's, they pay that later. Like mumbra. It's not a fucking free donation. Like, I mean, well, no, I say it. Why do you guys guys? Yes, I've been there and you're disjoined from the audio area. Yeah, it should be. Sorry. Sorry.
Mariah, did I make this up? Five seconds. Once that you have to go far.
You're disjoined. Okay. Yeah, you're good.
I said, I see that before.
false alarm? No, it wasn't a false alarm. False negative. Don't joke around. I'm serious about
this. It was happening. I can't. I understand. I'm just saying. I can't see the answer. We're good.
Thank you. Get out of my courtroom. Okay, I'll put a fucking computer. My supervisor.
Jesus Christ, secondary explosion today.
And you're disjoint from the audio here, right?
Chad, Chad, Chad, wait till my company
that makes AI judges and lawyers takes off.
So we won't need this shit anymore.
We don't need this, this wait a time.
Yo, yo, yo, when my world vision comes to pledge out,
we have all the AI courts and shit.
We don't need that.
We don't need that, mother sucker.
You feel me?
Yeah, right?
Um, Aiden says, um, Daddy, can I please make a tweet responding back?
Lol, these are funny, huh?
Using black people for your personal gain.
You still a bitch, though.
Lol, shit sad for real, for real.
You cool, though. Love you. Hope to see you.
Whoa.
Okay, yeah, I'm my courtroom. Yeah, we just saw that we saw that
That's a that's a little
Guys I
will be on with you
Using okay, hold on. I'm just not worth right over here
Using using the race card is
Not great, but using it on Aiden is pretty crazy.
I mean, I was like, brother, brother, Aiden put a lot of people of color on into the space,
like he did more than almost anybody else in the space.
You can, you can get at Aiden for all the shit that he said, or if you really can hang
down with.
Sure.
You get some cookie points on the internet and you get, you look like you're versing
a lot.
genuinely, he put a lot of people of color on
and does it still this day on the daily?
So come on, bro, like, don't don't try that.
It's just not right.
The fuck is your band on Valorant?
For what?
What?
Wait.
What?
What? I got banned on Valorant.
For cheating I swore everything I love it. It's got been on Valorant. How is that exploitation trading bro?
What the fuck they just get been on Valorant for no way they caught you
Cuz of a remake
How do I have been for remaking once I just threw my entire throw up what did you just do what the fuck
It's got banned on Valorant. Okay. Well, I don't I don't know. I should give this but yeah
What else what else what else?
Um
Jalya the challenge over the stuff
Hold on hold on
I wanted to tell you a super quick story a pet itching because it'll make sense in just a second in the early
1600s there was a Turkish scientist named Calibi who was obsessed with the idea of flying for years
He studied birds breaking down how the rings work and what made them stay in the air
Eventually he built a set of wings for himself and as the legend goes one day he climbed to the top of the Galata Tower
Stacked on his wings and he jumped
Okay chat chat um
Are there to play if you've got any comments?
I'm ready. I'm ready.
Welcome to the jungle chat.
I'll go in my- I'll go in my- I'll go in my-
But no, there's no videos or pictures of Likin at the White House with boxing, such a bad
look in the middle of war.
Brother, I don't know what you're typing in.
I don't know what you're typing in.
But it's a UFC event, like I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, for me.
Also, you understand that the pictures they shot like that, that I was thinking
at the my life or whatever were some behind-the-scenes and not approved
pictures right like I wasn't even supposed to be on that mother's
okay like I haven't said anything like I said a shit but basically like he was
actually 16 years a virgin and I took his virginity and I was like okay I'm
too much of a slut and I just thought like a slut
Oh
Wow, yeah, it's like tropical rain outside that very cool
Chat the whole color got weird to this channel
Yeah, I didn't know the little behind this I didn't know like I heard was the song
I thought it was funny guys, yes, yes, yes, when I hear some people chat going off the rails, I think it's funny.
Chat, I think going off the rails is funny.
It is what it is.
The whole time, I'm afraid the big jump is frying me.
I see the look in their eyes.
We know what happened with the Facebook.
Motherfuckers, your name is gay.
It's like, oh Jesus.
I'm too much of a slut.
I know just fuck.
All right.
So now just the backlash for St. Saint on the bratty goo distance
Are you letting people talk shit about your roommate brother, like I don't know how to say this to you
Well, I've already talked about this off stream up here. You don't think if I oh man
Jesus chat guys history repeats itself, but this is like this like a classic Austin
It's a classic LA. It's a classic OTV OTK, bro
This is really the most classical classically you're ever gonna see. It's like
I don't know what's going on. It's on her at that point to deal with it
And she asked me not to like I beyond that okay on that okay, so now I have to call you on your shit
I have to call you out
You leave me the public statement about not want to be friends with Aiden or close to anyone ever because of oh
I don't know what he does what he says or what he did in the past with her
So I gotta be hands-off whatever you hear the most outrageous shit
I was supposed to you and now it's they got deal with it
But I will enjoy the comfort of the current status quo. Come on, bro. Listen
When I've been things for years and if you cash in a W to look good sometimes
It means you also cash in the L when you look bad. It isn't it is it you cannot get it both ways
You can't you can't you can't
Try to appear certainly to get W's and then and then flip around and also get a W on the reverse
Like there has to be some sort of sitting on business because that's what it means about business
I mean that it means that when you rise you look cool, but you can fall
I don't know why you think I'm being a twat. It's what I don't
Say something then I'll say something if you don't like use your brain for a second. You know what I mean
Like that is a
Handle a certain way we want me to do
But then at the same time, you know, I'll say is I'm not allowed my chat be filled with a bunch of people
I'm gonna just handle how I handle it, but like yo use your brain for a second
You know, but what would the person involve tell you how to how to operate around it?
You know what I mean? I think that that's also a problem like
It's not a sense
Why would the person currently involved in that?
should you take the reward for it and just and then and then
Operate the way they want you to that that's that's that they are the most biased person to talk to you about
How you should operate them because they're the one that's the most involved
There makes no sense, bruh.
Well, no, check, check, check, check.
With the one we tried to do years ago, full clubs, full clubs.
Everybody plays its own player on a full lobby.
They shake his axe, you said it wrong.
Oh, you got to update my game.
Because it's your friend? Yeah, but you're missing the point though.
Okay, now far that that's I've been saying this what that's what it is to be a friend though
Is that like you don't you don't sweep for them because that would make you a bad friend
For night
Guys, guys, don't dog pie on your friends, don't sweep through your friends.
You can be in the middle where...
What is this called?
Clip!
I know it's AI, the mask, it's just crazy, I mean that's a crazy post, no?
Alright, so that's that.
How long could this update be?
gigabyte update takes fucking five minutes downloading at zero bb per GB
what the fuck is that
I
Jesus all right
Let's take a look
Chow Chow, what is the meaning of this post then deal with this office all these are 20 22 day old post suppose of this
Guys that was on pokey streaming that was on pokey streaming. I don't I don't make the rules it's her filters not mine
Okay, also, this is not me at all. What the fuck is that?
Yeah, she had filters on that. That wasn't my makeup, she had filters on.
Uh, what do you mean?
I'm...
How's, uh, how's your 4th of July going?
I don't celebrate that. I have, uh, I'm the Canadian.
Uh, what do you mean?
I'm Canadian. You don't have 4th of July?
Oh, aren't you celebrating it?
Because I'm Canadian.
Okay, so what does that have to do with anything? We let you live next to us
right
Yo, yo
Yo, yo, we let you guys live down there
We don't live up there. You guys live down there. Let's make it. Yo, let's everybody understand
We have the top guys what you want is the top bunk
We have the top bunk.
We let America be at the bottom.
Hello Felix Leniel.
May I pretty please get a welcome to the Jungle Papa.
Thank you.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You feel me?
Okay.
Jack.
Jack.
Did they want to go?
well w7
yet you're living in america as we speak
fucking
kill one
XQC L. Okay, chat.
Guys, I need to make my boy.
I need to make my boy.
My name is gonna be Felix.
Oh, you know what, chat?
Let me be fancy for a minute, then.
Look at this.
Holy shit.
Wait, what did it erase?
Yo!
And last name, watch this!
No, it is Lemmy!
That's what's up!
She's just a little shit. Make it nice and clean. Known as, known as, X.
That's what the fuck I do. I wanted to call me.
Why is it all A's, yeah? Why is it all A's?
Oh
That's that's what's up, but Chad preferred foot it I think bikes for that. No, I'll be a left footer left footer
Hit number 12
From China
They don't have it
Canada this way
Manify the
So long which is quick quick quick quick quick
No, wait as it
I can still take myself, right?
Let me know, let me know!
Oh my...
Everybody say that they're a deviant!
Well, where are the normal faces?
Okay, that sounds really odd, what I just said.
Jesus Christ.
Um...
Good, good, good.
What I meant is the templates, the templates.
Like holy shit.
These aren't templates.
Look, it's all, look, look.
Look, he's our template.
you
you
you
you
you
Bye.
Bang.
Ok done.
Ok chat frankly.
Get a chat guys.
I'm a go eve.
What do I want for stats?
Ok chat sweeper keeper and the silver free hit.
I'll just give you a huge thank you.
Shot stopper? Shot stopper? Shot stopper!
First thing you should do after creating your player and add all the points is go to consumables
and give them the text P boost they give you for free to get more points.
Nope. Nope. Footwork pass reaches bad. I think deflector close up is better.
Six what I'm thinking to be.
Wait, 106 pounds is.
Six four is the best.
What weight though?
190.
Like this?
95 then.
7 foot is OP?
Is this true or not?
Just slow, right?
Oh! Oh!
I think this is better.
That's better.
Hold on.
This is good, right?
Too much weights.
I didn't change anything.
Oh, that's good.
But let's jumping though.
It will go on any.
I know this is good, I know this is good, I know this is good.
This is good, this is good, this is good.
That's good.
Six five.
point unlocks okay chat help me help me chat what do I want do you get anything
ending any reflexes are very important for sure yeah that's what I thought
XQCM.
Why handling it?
Stamina?
Uh, is that a jet?
no stamina, really.
A long pass, long pass.
Check it, are you okay? We know this or what?
I'll just buy that gold, fuck it!
Oh fuck it! We pay to win all day, buddy?
Ummm... Clubs...
Wait, what did I just do?
Clubs store.
you have actual business management degree will you able to make up sorts
profitable by introducing flexibility finances
I know
oh my gosh I can buy that many what the fuck
what I don't get it 10k points what is that
I need point any point to this
What did you do what did you do?
So how do I do by that by instant okay, where's that?
It's an instant AXB.
Okay now what do I do with this?
Show what I do with this.
Keep buying more.
Argytype unlock.
Wait, did you just keep buying it?
I'm so busted!
reach I'll go play I'll go play quickly because when you get the 5-way bring me right this point right?
Did he call me?
He didn't call me we're good we're good we're good we're good
What he didn't want to do is fight but
Oh my god, brother this is so I'm gold now
Brother, I'm gonna be like the best way I'm a fucking legal what it is so much better
Good I'm gonna be like a fucking warlord
I can buy more.
Can I buy more?
Oh, I'm checking up.
I don't need that many.
I should be good to go Max, right?
I should just be ready now, right?
This is the most EA gameplay I've ever seen in my life, by the way.
105 months, and she's about to let in 105 goals.
Wait.
I'm maxed out.
Okay appearance really quick like all of these guys are good at building all this guy there
GK far reach six I already have this uh bing-spong-spang-spang-spang-spang-spang-spang but this isn't building anything
Is that even a dollar?
Now how do I edit this?
How do I edit that?
Who's the points? Well, no shit
Well, no shit mother sucker
Now you have to play the game be globed
Okay, now the problem with I says the next now and use and settings for the game in going to play for five minutes
They're not touching a year smile
What do you mean no I shouldn't do that
Spread it out all it's gonna cost too much
Okay hold on
Okay, I've gotten any fives for the big ones and the rest of that on to the house. How about that?
Yo, excuse me, how do I get good at golf like no kicker really good at the game any tips
I have a really bad swing and I need suggestions to become a golf pro like you
What about just like 75?
On the screen strength
Yes, it doesn't do it
Vision
No, it's too many.
Jumping acceleration is what I need to.
Kicking on 80.
Ball control reactions.
Yeah, this is what you wait. This is what more and more present I do though
I'll go to 90s then
And then do
chat what did it what did it say my solution probably right and then he has a lot of reaction
Jailty.
Ah, I changed this. Is this all good?
Maybe less vision a little bit.
Long pass.
80.
Mash reactions.
All good, I think so far this is pretty good, chat some more strength, what do I do then
Yeah, I remove a little bit about what maybe some maybe maybe a little bit and leave it be
Anything's important
I think this is good chat, I think I think this is I think this is this is good for now need stamina
bruh
you don't
this guy
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Okay, Jack, where do you have me?
Oh, what about archetype card?
Where do you mean?
Nice house.
Where?
Where?
And it's okay, baby chat we want what's it definitely for each we don't have that
Check
I'll punch your animation and increase the hand strength
Deflector
Hey XQC, I am Daniel's Junior
Would you be open to doing a cigarette smoking stream with your shirt off and chain on some day?
Please smoke-
Check it out, check it out
Shirt off, chain on
Wait, that's all I'm gonna have to put in
See the church of footwork
Guess they have to put in
Make far-reached gold how?
How why would I rule block guys because it's free
There's a input in it. Oh
It's it's like the other game
So busy I need some stats to make it all I'm stuck to get to this these points is we're saying oh
I need this oh
put
oh that is important now
close down
54 months, what time am I doing pointless
Camry, are the others good?
I don't see one disorder.
I don't see one disorder. I don't see it. Which one?
Among Us?
Nope. Nope. Nope. No, no disorder.
Uh, I thought you used to need to have me in a puzzle.
Uh, I had to fix my face then.
I need dripping face. Quickly!
You cannot fix your face?
like how do we fix this like why does it lock and stuff up there's no face
You cannot face scan it. It doesn't let you
Where where
There is a in the chat is there an essay in the chat
I
Ginger I'm blaming you for this Lydia might have started it. Yeah, but you I'm telling you calling me as a
Brad has literally sealed the deal
But I was out today and how do you face skin? I'm telling you this right now
Yeah, so where am I playing fucking shut up make you look at the matter bench
I know all about that
He's good through it
I can hear from your voice, but you sound like one of them guys with someone coming off you for your phone
But you're giving up the phone going to the shop and buying it five more. I don't know what you're talking about
Did you leave your PS5 on or something like that about gunshots?
No, no, no, no. It's too tough. Look at us.
What's expressions?
What springs, blood? Colorado Springs?
No, no, no, no. Tarpen Springs, T-A-R-P-O-N.
Bro, it's probably a story.
Yeah, we just look at it as a story.
It's rough, though. Like, I'm telling you, I know about the rough life, bro.
I've lived that shit, man.
Is it like these days that people walk around like,
Not why I didn't change and shit, is that for real?
Yes, by the way, how are we fine?
I'm all right, mate, how are you?
Good to be playing people with two of them, man.
Yeah, thank you, mate, thank you.
I like talking about where I'm from.
Yeah, well, yeah.
You know, I just, it's not something...
I'm just glad I made it out, bro.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm glad I made it out.
Hey, the chat's asking if I stream.
I'm not streaming right now.
I'm not gonna lie, but next time
Ginger invites me to clubs, I'll stream 100%.
for the self promotion what's going on there appreciate that jins go come on
right open up and come as guy you know me helping up and come as right just
for you just a jink seat okay please go full camp so you don't show the screen
and type I've put the name of the club in the discord that's what it's called
okay coming in a second okay okay question
So, some guys, I go to England, bro, because what are some places to not visit and to stay out of like, you know what I'm saying, what are some places that I did?
Oh, I don't know what you said you can visit.
Definitely, man.
Yeah, we should just tell you, we should tell you places that you should definitely go to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100% get a black boat, you're not the top of your line.
So, you need to go, brother, you need to go.
He's got to go to Leeds.
He has to go to Leeds.
He's got to go to Leeds.
Make sure you go to Broadwater Farm Estate.
You remember, Jason Aline went there, you'll be fine.
But Broadwater Farm Estate, go Church Road, go Stone Bridge.
I didn't remember the beer, I didn't remember the beer.
And yeah, you'll be good, fam.
My chance.
I'll be frozen all of a sudden.
My chance.
Brickston, go to Brickston.
Yeah, nah, yeah.
That's the end.
That is the end.
I reckon you should go Brickston first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Wow, okay, okay, I got it.
I'll make sure you stream as well, thank you.
I'm here for the smoking steam as well, no shirt.
But can we get my lead back?
All right, well, wait, don't leak the name of the club,
right, don't leak it?
Yeah, no, I don't.
OK.
We'll be a lot longer, if you do.
Wait, nobody moved it?
I'll fix it in a minute.
No, they do.
Eww!
No, they're the number of clubs.
Brother, I just typed in top one,
Spring's, yeah, and it looks like a rusek.
I'm taking a piss.
actually taking a piss.
Bro, is that a dolphin that I see?
Bro, that's an animal I've never seen before.
What's it called?
Tampon Springs.
Tampon Springs.
Tampon Springs.
Tampon Springs.
Tampon Springs.
Tampon Springs.
Tampon Springs.
Tampon Springs.
Tampon Springs.
Tampon Springs.
in theatre nightlife
So you making sure you put it in your opinion, right? Oh
I didn't put them in me. Uh it says I'm mad we can reach in
He says what? Oh sudden you're up. No, then you're up. He's in try
Yeah, try yeah to try anyone that says you're I just said any forget
Yeah, I found it. I've regressed the transfer. Okay, everyone's unloaded. Are you excited
for the match? Yeah, I'm very excited. All right, okay. Yeah, should be enough power
I don't think it's in the cup.
Oh, like, you've got to keep outside the bar.
It's not going to be on the table.
Oh, violent crime.
Now, how do I, uh, get a short screen, though?
Uh, no, you don't know, not yet, not yet.
It's not until Jinx is in.
I'm having a look at the crime rate here.
It says there is, oh, yeah, 17 crimes per thousand residents.
Bro, I'm telling you, the biggest, the biggest crime to happen at a top on
On springs is this guy talking about it like he's got wood on the street
17 are we fucking crosswalking the fucking posh
Firesticks in that
Make sure you put in make sure you put what you're up on it rather than just
If that's kids you if that's you find that you should find a dude
I need dripper.
I know I'm an uncle in that but I'm getting better Jim, bro.
What are you doing?
Hey Jim, what up, what up?
Just put energy put up.
How do you buy dripper?
Um, what do you buy dripper?
It's not like 2K mate.
I've just found an article that says,
Why are people calling Tarpon Springs the trenches?
That's on Jixi, Jixi has not mentioned it.
Yes
Hey, listen to this listen to this tarp on springs the average income for is
51 thousand four hundred and fifty five dollars
How much is that?
This guy's a legend
Household income level show a medium of seventy nine thousand five hundred dollars
When I was a kid, bro, it was rough.
I got out there, it was tough.
People are now leaving you.
People are leaving you, Jynx.
You were TikToks by balling up and tough on springs,
but they're all just like kids.
Well, Jynx, I did the transfer request, by the way.
Oh, I think so.
As long as you've already requested,
we should be going back.
I'll put the article in the description.
You can see the fifth part.
It's your name, Jynx Beacon.
I don't think we won the game in the last session, I got to admit if we win the next game it's
I think we lost every single game.
Oh, we need to get going.
We've got to try.
No one's in there at the moment.
Are we putting Tarpon Springs up front?
Okay.
Or if you want to refer it with a little bit of a second,
it's not possible.
The tarp.
Yes, the tarp.
It's a very dangerous area, you know.
So, probably to be honest with you,
I don't need to say that.
A lot of us...
Where's the tripper?
One of my American friends just recently said
the streets are real in Capistol.
Sorry, I was there last week.
So, not actually for him, right?
No, Borowski, I typed up on Springs.
It literally looks like a resort
in Dominican Republic, fam.
So I don't know what listen, I don't know if I got the AI version or something like that, but bro, I'm telling you that looks safe
How do we choose to get bombed?
I do for free.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
My actual.
He's using this just to get bummed, the ejection.
Hey, that's not a question.
That is a straight-er ready, but I can't believe it,
so I'll ask.
What's that?
The question is, how much money for you to be bummed?
My bets of...
I mean, brother, I've got...
Free! It is my...
The question is, bummed me.
And the Jamaican passport and the WAVE family, yeah.
Let them questions be out-needed in me.
No.
I think I picked up to the Mandem.
What? What did I pick up?
Really well said actually.
Okay let's get in here for half a minute.
I meant, I meant, you guys can I switch now?
I'm not playing the Mandem.
I made a B-Score.
Can I switch?
Yeah you can switch now actually.
Put him up front.
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside.
Oh!
Put him up.
Put him up.
I don't think I can do that actually um
Why you're not putting up your ass? You just eating it. Sorry Jixie. Yeah, it could do depends where he's got to go to Blackpool
Go to Blackpool. Oh Blackpool's brilliant mate. They got pleasure beach. They got
I thought I saw you travel
One pain burger to ask about top them ask about XQCL let's go mr. Count. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, you know, that's the area that you should travel to black you get me they also that's where Beyonce performs to breath Kendrick Lamar
That's where Anthony Joshua fights. You know, I mean, Tom is a good area
Lost three nil to not again for us. Yeah
I know I think they're talking about San Antonio's first, I think that you know
day are my you really are just give me like 30
that's your top name is about to be relevant hey what's his name execute what
blood sorry I'm gonna move next time hey James I need the file black who's
the I am a Jim Jim I'm hearing voices like Randy Orton
I need to be in my ass with you.
That's the expression to be in my game.
I need to be in my game.
Yeah, go on.
I saw it on your body.
Okay.
Yeah, Jinx, whatever you already made, we've got less strike.
You're ready for you.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, J.K. you got my rings for now if you want to let Toby come down.
I'm just in the seat in the food trophy room. I'll shoot me so
Say that again Jinx. I'm just chillin. I'm in the like I'm already and try to steal the weight
It'll throw me into the game
No, you need to come and get in the squad so you need to back out until you see then till you see play and then click on play
Sure, you don't pick up the ball and scream touch down blood. Yeah, no hand balls fan. This is
Jinx is one of the only
Yeah well he doesn't know Bob but he knows all of it. Like he's supposed to pull them things they're good.
Nah I hate that man.
I know Bob.
I know Bob.
Get him!
You're fucking Al!
I know.
Do the best thing you can do.
What about Liverpool?
What about...
You're not tonight.
You're tonight.
You're tonight.
You're tonight.
You're fucking awesome!
Yeah, to the back.
You had no shots.
No shots.
No he was shot.
You had no shots.
You had no shots.
No shots.
Black man's in an event inside.
No shots for black man's in an event inside the arena. Yeah, but no
We're missing jinx. Yeah a good result what a team do you ever hear go away from home and say oh losing two
Nils a good result
I'm talking about hand feels like that's a fortress. That's hand feels
You man get
Come on
Hey, to be fair, if you live like this, you're gonna have to kill me right now.
You can say that.
We are staying up.
You see you, yeah, you man are the best champions of all time.
You're from Liverpool to Liverpool, failure black.
You get me?
You man's love is looking like Phil Mitchell's blood.
What's man talking about?
You'll be lucky to make it to the Champions League.
You'll be lucky to make it.
Man, it's too paracetamol, Ibu-profen, that's what your fans need, but am I a prick?
Oh, dare you, black?
Bro, you guys don't know what I'm talking about.
You guys have lost four of your last five games, bro.
It does, it matters.
Let me tell you this, yeah, my team and your team are the same thing, this season, black.
Absolutely nothing, bro.
You guys, you see, you see, you see, all this stuff, the man has a walking, walking dragon ball flag.
You let me that Dutch Bruce Willis fan.
You man like Dr. Evil. I'm telling you that's the worst manager in the league fan
Oh, he's going up.
I wish this wasn't just playing out.
That's a tough shot.
This is also, I know this is South to be.
Yeah, it's good to be, bro.
They're both going to be relegated for 100 years.
Right, come on. Listen to this.
We've got to be a team, guys. We've got to be a team.
We've got to be a team.
We've got to be a team.
Oh, she's right.
It's your problem.
It's your problem.
I've got to be a team.
I've got to be a team.
Yeah, sorry.
Let's go in that.
Try a direction, man.
to be solid here, Pyme in here.
Excuse me, you do your best, mate, because you're in the hardest position.
Yeah, it's all good.
Mark down the net.
Mark down the net.
I got it, I got it.
I see.
I see.
Excuse me.
He's turned sweeping the key.
I can't get him in the corner.
I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
No, no, no.
Drive.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
J-Honk!
Sweat now, Sweat now!
Yeah!
Oh!
J-Honk!
J-Honk!
J-Honk!
J-Honk!
Brilliant, Mason!
Welling, Welling!
That's what I'm saying.
What a counter-boy!
You love that.
Yeah, what a fucking counter-boy.
What a fucking play.
Making sobs.
If you hold L one yeah, I'm a bit of a junior. Yeah, yeah, and I'm a club's enjoyer
What's the pattern?
Yeah, no never in a million years do what it is I do teams that have only lost one game this season not one one game
And you've only won one game this year. So what if I'm the fucking game?
I'm on one game this year, that's alright.
No, it's not exacting right, but near enough.
It's kind of just there, they don't know.
And again boys, and again.
What sort of response will we see from one guy?
Come on guys, come on guys.
Straight in again guys, straight in again.
Don't get chipped, don't get chipped.
If you come out, your father's gonna chip you.
Come on Jake, insert Jake.
More left.
Nice, come on.
How can you get confused, lad? Who's in go?
ExQC.
ExQC.
I'm here.
I thought you was ex-QC, yeah?
I am, I am!
Oh man, so you're talking to yourself?
Speaking to myself in front of a person like Great Davis, man?
That's what he's doing.
Is that what he's doing?
Good job, boys!
Guys!
Drive him skinny!
Oh my God!
It's it, it's it!
Oh!
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Alright, it's not going back, it's not going back, guys.
Defend a little bit.
Fuck the exclamation.
I'm a fan of the fanboys.
They're back with bad ones.
Many, many, many.
Let's go, go, go, go, go.
No, no.
We've got everybody.
Oh, come on.
I'm a fucking Russian now, man.
What?
Never a foul. Never a foul.
Alright, alright, I'll calm down, I'll calm down.
Yeah, he can't say nobody, he has to go knob-hand.
Oh.
He's just racist.
What's racist?
What's racist?
Here in America said nobody's mental.
You got a free mouth, a bucket.
Guys, do you know what I've hurt my knee?
Oh no.
You know what I'm going?
Boom!
That's too serious!
Bang!
Fuck you!
Come on, guys.
Oh, fucking pig!
There you go.
He's got some Russian yards up there.
Rich Charleston's back.
Hey, no, get some of Rich Charleston.
Rich Charleston was never in the group.
Come on, everybody.
He's still shit.
Nice!
Good task, guys.
Rich Charleston's been a fucking spurs.
Spurs he does support team we get so defensive over
Brentford Brentford striker starts from Brazil no they both
Also, Jal Pedro, come on, James Seagal, do you want to rush it?
I'm going right, it's him.
I'm fucking trying.
What's the mistake?
Oh, he actually faked it right as well.
Lineman.
There you go.
There you go.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on.
Yes. Skidding. Skidding. Skidding.
No. I like it. I like it.
I'm just going to try it again.
I need to get rid of that as well.
I'm on the bedsheets now though.
Is he injured?
Did you just say you've got six seven bedsheets?
Six seven.
and the fellow
My guy, you know, my G-fan, telling you, bruh.
That was all me and you crying.
Holy shit, brilliant.
All right, man.
Here's a Gary, darling.
My guy, for you, just dancing.
Hey, Jim, that was open, man.
Yeah, I know, but I thought...
I don't want to pass to him, because obviously you're not going to shoot him.
He's your American. You'll probably score anyway, mate.
You know what I mean?
You're going to shoot him. He plays that American.
What is it? What are they doing?
You know exactly what that means, man.
Yeah, on the football field, yes.
No, not on the football field.
Nice pass.
All right.
One, two, three, drive, one.
Okay, Jakey.
Finish!
Oh, no!
Get it, go!
Dang it!
He's got two fucking goals.
Damn.
Yeah
With a bad knee as well
Fuck it dude, that's not the fucking game.
We'll rank four?
We're in Division Four, but we can be in Division Five.
Yeah, we gotta...
No three.
What's the high-slang?
What's the high-slang?
No three.
What's that?
Oh, actually, you say something.
What's the high-slang?
Do you say something to them?
I think it's what he...
Division One!
Division One!
Do you know what?
We can get back.
What is shark-stopping on them?
I said yeah, is this how your stream always are because this is lit blood
I want no air like Chris Brown and Jordan Sparks blood
lesser that change
John Sparks
Chris if you've got an X if you've got a good describe error
or if you just
expressions
we've got two X's
we can call expressions as a
you can call me by my name
expression what are you talking about
we got you as a
a
Stars and Strikes blood a root there a chicken tenders less of that blood. Yeah
Yes, yes, okay, we got expressions and xqc
Look the best of this division one. It's our promotion. It's three. That was a good win guys
But i'm gonna say we should have got scored all twice. We got to clean up the passes in the back
We're taking too much fucking time. Give it a ball man. Give it a ball
Are you fucking mental?
Also also you guys need to give options in the middle whatever he is in the corner is the middle has no options like yeah
Like like popular the space man
We got it. That's it. I'm gonna be honest. That was rubbish
I just have to deafen that because I thought we were American to try and sell us out to play football
Look at it like this right in the last 20 years England and America have the same amount of World Cup start the game
You're fucking soccer team is fucking shit
International team's great, bro. Y'all have a great team every World Cup. What do you guys do?
We got a bottle every World Cup.
Yeah, I thought you got a bottle.
You guys never win.
We got a football, bro. You get me, fam.
What's the American message?
Is that bro thinks he's about to become a leader?
What number of policies for USA?
7-11.
7-11, man.
I saw that.
7-11, fam.
Oh, Jake.
He's not like me.
No, but that ain't real.
No, you don't know I'm God.
You don't say I'm a good man.
No good, Jack.
No, I'm not the one who's God.
But we're in the coming.
All right, then.
Oh, my God.
No, he's dead.
Oh, my God.
What is that?
Hey, hey, hey.
Red Thorn.
Oh, you fat fat.
Yeah.
Crap the bomb.
I'm wide open, you freaky fat.
Bad, fucks on the back.
Oh, my God.
He's not awesome enough.
I'm waiting on that. I'm actually waiting on that.
Guys, we're seeing what it's like.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll pass up.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Barrest, sorry.
Nice football.
Right, now, I'm done.
I'm done.
Calm, I'm done.
Calm, I'm done.
Let's take, take, take.
Look at the X, look at the X.
Boys, Jakey gone.
Jakey's lucked out.
Jakey's fucked up.
X has been fucking aches all night.
Nice.
But they don't want to pass, bro.
All right, we'll find you.
We'll find you.
We'll find you, mate.
No, come on, Jinx.
You start passing and start fucking about it.
I've been passing the entire game.
You haven't.
No, you haven't.
Right, here we go.
Boys, it's Nell, Nell with us.
Right, so I want to say promotion game.
Let's just get a little bit of that.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
You can run a fucking header.
Ginger, you alright here, mate?
Wait, no, it is.
It's like, I'm going to miss.
Come on, mate.
Can I have a fresh start?
Can I have a fresh start?
Yeah, absolutely.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's all positive.
Come on.
He's 0-0.
That's nice.
Oh, that's a nice...
You can't do this one.
Oh, no!
You can't do this one.
Oh, no!
You can't do this one.
No, you know what it was.
Okay, it's clear, mate.
It's you.
But I knew the challenge was clear.
It could have been that, mate.
I'm proud of Batman and remixing.
That's how it is.
No!
Junker!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
You've got to go to the bar.
Oh, shit!
Oh, really?
Come to it!
Got it!
What an excuse to do this!
I'm ready for it. I'm ready for it. I'm ready for it.
Here we go. Lock in. Lock in.
Oh, shit.
He cut you off.
He cut you off.
No.
Extern.
I'm here again.
side. Yes. Some of the worst offence I've ever seen with all
you've got to go in. You're going to go full back. You don't
score. It might be the worst fucking attack I've ever seen
Holy fuck
Let's play soccer, come on.
Half way line, half way yard, offence.
It's attacking, Vlad.
You know where it is? Formation, bam.
It's defence, Vlad.
They're inside, they're inside now.
Come on now.
Quick cap, we've got a minute.
Five shots.
I'm taking out, now!
Why do we keep going?
Why do we go short from Tornig?
I was fucking terrible JP. That was terrible.
Bro, Jemma, you made me lose my face. Please stop.
He's eating it. He's fucking eating it.
I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive.
He's on me. I'm alive. I'm alive.
I'm alive. I'm alive.
He's on me. I'm alive.
Every time he speaks, he's scared to talk.
That'd be the worst pro club I've ever assembled.
He's only 1-0. We're in it.
We're playing football, it's fine.
No, you're chipping it up in the air like a fucking doggy.
We're playing football!
No!
No!
That got me.
Terrible pass.
Bro, it's the ping. I'm on EU, it's the ping.
Nice tackle.
Right, let's get fucking roofed.
Oh, Jinx is coming up.
Oh, Jinx, he's shit-passed.
Oh, man.
Fucking shit-passed.
Boys, we're so much better than these.
Let's just calm down, play a bit of passing football,
a few one-tos, getting behind and put a ball in there.
We are not better than them.
We are better than them.
I'm sure he's gonna be a better man.
I'm serious, no connection.
I'm telling you what the fucking problem is,
Jynce is playing right fucking wing and he's a high striker.
Not to go play.
Not to go play.
Not to go play.
He's a very good jimmy.
What's your position?
I need you to stay in position, fam.
Yeah, the problem is there's an empty fucking field out there, bro.
So who's our regman, Fielder?
Me.
Play it up more, J.K.
You just got to stay central just
Much space wingers so much space. We just got not shout over each other and we'll be fine. I
Agree agree, but I'm not here for you. You need to stay in your position mate as well
I can just do the dressing room. I think yeah
For a second apparently somebody's dashboarded in our team and it's fucked it. No
Loading it's loading it happens at least that
Right. Let's get our dicks out while we work.
We can form team bonding in this session.
Yeah, we can.
We just fucking win it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
So look, what I think is the problem is,
we keep doing this bullshit in the back
where we have like a setter back
who just plays the ball 500 yards in the sky.
Hey, let's just dink some passes around, bro.
Right?
Yeah.
Path move, path move.
Slow down above the field.
We don't have to score in one second, guys.
Right?
When we get up the field we lost it very quickly. He's right. He's right.
Very quickly because my right.
Not going to name names.
Jakey is nowhere to be found. So I have to take that.
Jakey, stop.
Fall into your own game.
Guys.
No, I see any from GK, by the way.
So now there's three options in middle and nobody passes to them.
And then you guys walk the ball up the right lane for no fucking reason.
Like, the middle guy is free the whole game, literally.
I like that.
I like it.
I like the knowledge, I like the knowledge.
It's a dashboard, it just serves you now.
Yeah, it should be dashboard or what should we do?
Yeah, I think we dashboard.
I'm happy to dashboard and see if it fits.
Apparently if one person leaves it, it fixes it then.
Now, Geng has gone and it's not fixed.
No, I'm not gone.
I'll do it.
I will dashboard and see if it fixes it, all right?
Did it work or not?
No, what does that mean?
My screen is closing again.
We know the game, just reset again.
We lost there, that's a fucking joke.
We also win two from two, so we have to win two in a row.
Let's everyone get back in the lobby and we'll go round one by one
and say a piece so we can all get on the table.
You're so gay, you're as unbacked.
Gonzobee!
Oh, thank God.
The voice of Karm is there.
I jinxed it, I jaded the screen to hate chat about you by the way.
Okay that's fine.
Do you know what joke here? I'm gonna fucking say it. Grow some fucking bollocks.
You need it, it's the promise. You've lived at home for too long and been mollycoddled too long.
It's fucking pro clubs mate. It's fucking war, alright?
We're gonna tease each other.
You've got a problem.
That's a fixed guarantee.
Tell me the problem. I'm in the locker room.
Jake, you tell me the problem.
I'll see the fucking problem.
What fucking problem do you have?
I'll see the fucking problem, do you see it?
problem do you think so right I'm passing a move now there yeah I'm
it was right don't get upset don't you don't need to get upset
I'm sorry I'm trying to play some fucking feet for my face to clench yeah
yeah no it's wrong you fucking bully no you can't call him a bully no no
Oh
And then look no one's on the right side of the field it's a fucking empty fucking wasteland. Who's our right wing?
So we'll be right with no we'll be all right. Jackie can go fucking
Now we have to win both games
I think we can get it up.
Do you have a good day, Toby?
Yeah, it's show. Thank you very much.
You guys, you guys have to do a post for Barley.
Because we're.
Yeah.
Two winners needed from two to go.
I think we can get it up.
I think we can get it up.
I think we can get it up.
I think we can get it up.
from two to go, he's getting ready off the yesterday, no we have to kick him when he
wants to be RV, yeah okay, you're right, you're in the, it's not a record, it's a
scene when he comes in and sees the way we've been playing today, he's magic, you know, it's hard to believe, there's no schools, it's
No, that's not true, you know.
No, no.
It's Hatter Belly.
No.
Skulls.
Right, I'll say my piece now if that's all right.
I'll say my piece, all right.
Yeah, come on.
And I'm going to go player by player.
SQC, when I heard that you were going in goal, mate,
I'm going to be honest, I thought, well, we have fucked it,
but you've been nothing but a fucking bright fucking
sunshine.
I agree.
You've been fantastic, mate.
And I just want to say credit to the world.
Credit should keep you brilliant.
Well done, X.
Yeah, I'll go to Bateson and Kessit centre-back.
I think you used to do really well, all day,
and I think you overall, you know, I've seen a lot worse,
and I think you've not been too bad.
Jakey, I think you're fucking shit, but you're in the team.
So, Bet, you're gonna be fantastic on the wind.
Pie and Aaron, I think you're absolutely fantastic.
I think at some point you should do all onto the ball,
a little bit too long pie rather than just releasing it.
Okay, expressions, oh my God.
I think you're having a fucking good bit,
you're having a good spell.
I can't really sit here and slag you off.
Now then, back to this fucking posh prick.
Jim said, why on earth, okay, are you playing right wing
when we're in the 35th fucking minute?
I'm the right striker, that's my wing to run into,
and I can't because you're fucking stuck there
with your dick out, playing with your foreskin
in your fucking position.
If you wanna go on the wing, you go on the left wing.
Stop being so incompetent.
So I'm gonna try to stay as calm as I can
when I reply without literally burning my Xbox
that the floor is shutting off my PC.
Jin, we should have had three goals in 15 fucking minutes.
Well, you should have fucking scored them then,
shouldn't you?
You didn't pass the ball, you greedy bastard.
You didn't pass the ball, bro.
And you're asking me about right striker, left striker?
Sure, bro, it doesn't fucking matter, man.
I need my right mid to step up into space
so I can play more.
Oh, I scored 20 goals in the first game, Jinxseth.
Great bro, does it matter?
We want three mil, it didn't matter.
This is a promotion match.
Get your shit together, clean up the passes in the back
and that's women's football match.
Now we've got to win this, guys.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
You have to win this, get your half to do it.
We have to win this.
He's not here yet, I need our goalkeeper
so we gotta wait.
Oh, we gotta wait.
Generally though, if our key gets voted,
that's shit, I'm going on roadblocks.
All right, go on, I'm generally Jake.
If you went on roadblocks,
I guarantee all of our chats would spambler with you.
you want jakey to go on roblox put w in the chat in that kids game yeah that's why I want to play it
live chat spamming w's xqc's chat spamming w's jam saying jinksies chat spamming w's
everyone's happy if you if you need to go on roblox jakey you want
You're my chancepower in double A's to be fair, like Keith.
What do you do on that game? What's the objective?
I play Dress Through Impressed Comp.
Is it like Minecraft?
Can you explain that to me?
Can you explain that to us?
Mick Dogg wears this as he's six.
No, no, no, no.
Are you not doing it?
Yeah, he dresses it by state.
He dresses himself as he's bright.
So you dress yourself for themes?
Oh, it's just back.
I got two guys.
I got one, I guess. I was making a post.
I was making a post, Jim said what?
What did he say?
I said you were fucking fantastic when you were going in goal.
When I was actually, I heard you wanted to go in that,
I was a bit scared.
And then you've been nothing but fucking fantastic.
Dude, dick.
You know what?
You know what?
I was scared about our offense,
but I've seen some improvement
and I think this is gonna be our promotion right here.
Two and a one.
Two wins from two, indeed.
Two wins from two.
Come on boys.
Come on boys.
I like the way that JC handles the ball
in the center middle field.
very nice this is the one voice this is good for we have to win this for have to win this first game
body is on the fucking line you have to do it
jay could you play roblox through the afternoon
um not usually it depends really depends on the mood i'm in you know why is that when
you're gonna tell you don't have to stop going on it mate if i just have some points for you there
There's been room to molest it.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
No.
Oh no.
It's room that I think the word molested would mean a thing.
Excuse me.
I'm worried by Dresden Preston.
I've double-eaten my bobbies.
I love Dresden Preston.
I'm like, let's go.
We passed so we'd need to go to the middle.
I don't know boys, I don't want to see that though.
We just moved the ball.
Oh, we don't have any eyes for that.
Bam.
Oh, look at this there.
Oh, he's got to keep his...
Oh, no!
Wish it!
We've got to start.
What are you doing?
What can they do?
Oh, a storm!
What's that?
Oh, OK.
We've got men over it.
We've got to get out.
You're going to play.
Yeah, OK, OK.
Good luck.
I'll win now in it.
That's the shit I'm talking about.
That's the shit I'm talking about.
I'll be negative.
Stand alive.
I tried to play it on the floor.
Where's the left button?
Good tackle.
Arb is in front, Arb is in front, Arb is in front,
front left, Jesus Christ!
Oh my God!
What the fuck are you up to?
Shut the fuck out!
Are you guys blind or what?
No, we fucking know!
We're also deaf now.
What he is!
Get it out!
Oh my God!
Fucking did it!
I'm sure we rushed in, right?
I
Would jinx on that one he's fucking wide on the wing and we've not played in fucking play the simple passes
Please oh
Fuck
This happens every one is every team
Why don't you just start my look at it?
The club won't be a private chat
Good players will take risk that they can't know they can take it. I should think of risk there
I
Options in front always like you guys have so many options exactly come on. I'm not blind come on movement quick passing score goals
Front left, one out, and front.
Back to me, two, three, two, three.
One more, one more, one more, two more.
Finish! Nice one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's good. That's the prize.
That's right.
Be careful on the counter, boys.
Rolls!
Watch the counter, watch the counter.
You're on a blonker.
Got my head around.
Back
That's what we do!
That's the brand of football that this club plays!
We're walking out of the snow!
How's that stick?
Same again, same again!
Metal options!
I'm a runner!
I'm a fucking runner in!
One jinx, you know?
Take a minute if you want to pass!
Pass, pass, pass!
You're not allowed to play!
I need to take a break!
That's a lesson!
Jakey's actually good at that stuff.
Well, then, Jakey.
We're getting counter-attacked here, because Jakey's...
Don't get off the line. Don't get off the line.
I'm in position to mess up your wing back.
So, I'll cut him.
Don't get away.
I've suckled him anyway.
Frank, Frank, what's in it?
Nice.
Jakey on the fucking floor.
I mean, how many times do I gotta say it?
I've got to say it, man.
Just keep the ball on the floor.
He's got to be...
He's got to be...
Dry, dry, you jinxed, you never get half.
Palpitations.
In front, middle, middle, middle!
Touching the gun!
Bang!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'll get a corner!
Corner!
Right on my head!
Right on my head!
Oh!
And again, and again!
Nice!
Bump close, bump close!
Middle!
Oh, this mother sucker!
Where's Mother Sucker?
Yeah, he's the Mother Sucker.
Back in line!
Left side, left side!
Nice, brother!
Left front!
Not that you, driven!
I like it, boys! Pass!
Oh, hey!
Finish!
Finish!
Middle! Middle!
20!
BOOM!
BOOM!
Right, where is he?
I'm here, mate. I'm here.
Oh, my God!
I'm here.
Hey, Jinx, you're going to get his X, so I'm going to come on.
That's how you do it, mate. That's how you do it, Jinx.
I'm going to go against a real person.
They are. We know that. They're changing this year.
Showering me like a god. I can't get by it.
It's not an eye. You're just shit.
And the game goes...
You're just shit. You're just shit.
I can lie.
They changed it. No one has a game attack. You dumb fuck.
I can see the game right now.
Oh, what the fuck?
Man, back in line.
Someone's just smashed from the downstairs, Jake.
What the hell are you doing?
Absolutely.
I'm sorry about that.
Yo, yo, I don't like the way the L1 works. It's shit.
I had dive on the right side the whole time.
My character does nothing!
Incapable fucking drunkard!
C'mon, where the fuck he got this?
Jinx is such an a-wing!
Me and Jinx might be being robbed, but we'll check after the game, we can make it!
I'm here!
Nice shot!
Go up with it!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, sorry sir!
Where's me lifeguard? Where's me lifeguard?
Back in line, back in line!
Where's me lifeguard?
Jinx!
He took me out to dry!
Oh my god!
That's not, that's straight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's got to be red.
Oh, no.
He's going to fall in here.
Can't make any rush challenge.
Have a swap play, have a swap play.
Got a game here.
You're on a boat, you're on a boat.
Toby.
Oh, I know.
Nice!
Back to the middle, back to the middle.
Finish.
I love it. I love it. You should have
fucking won it then, shouldn't you?
Bang. It's a. Oh, no. No, no.
Small.
as well they got a red card in that mix of edges. Someone go to the edge and we're not going to do anything about it.
Lucky. Lucky. Lucky's there out there. Very nice. Back out of here. Back out of here.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Inside now! Aaron, send me! Aaron, send me!
Aaron, Aaron!
Nice.
You can see it, Toby.
Oh, come on.
Look, yeah.
I don't win that.
I don't win that. I've got to win it.
It's an order.
Yeah, yeah.
Tell me, Toby.
I've got to take the left.
Middle left.
Oh, look, yeah.
On the floor, five.
Yeah, but that one needed to be played over the center.
On the floor, five.
Oh, my God!
I
Just stop with the L1 the L1 game is better
Yeah, the other one is pretty shit. I can't lie
Well done
Chad, the L1 always doesn't wait too much in front, and they don't react fast enough.
It reacts so slowly.
Like, if I'm at one action and they go fast, it doesn't back fast.
Like, they go straight and then it goes like, and then, so much behind me, space.
Maybe, maybe you just go, maybe you just go cold frame on, maybe you just go cold frame on, Jinx, you know.
Yeah, but I just feel like the more I call for it, the more he wants to, ah, ah, I don't know.
Or a one per dive, is that how it works?
I think he's going to have it. I think he's having it in the second half, I believe it.
Do you know what? I'd like to...
On the right sticker.
I'd like to say I'm sorry that I'm so much better than you at this game.
It's not fair.
It's not a game!
Oh no!
Yeah? I shouted downstairs and they're all robbing the place and they just shout back up now. So we're good.
Game is fucking shite now.
Honestly, the fuck...
Come on.
Why the...
They have a hundred billion dollars?
It's all going to be...
It's worth every year.
How do you get this every year?
Fucking sense, man.
Like, honestly.
How did your game game game...
This would happen in the other game as well.
It's fucking shit.
Same bullshit.
Fuck, that's a relief.
That's promotion as well.
That's promotion.
That is a...
Honestly, it's disgusting.
Fucking promotion game.
Actually, actually.
Like how does a game with so much money get worse every year?
All right great
I guess we said again. This is fucking annoying
No promotion. Oh, we're fucking that's fucking bullshit
I think if we win another game, we'll get another we'll get another yeah
If we win the next game, we can get promotion again.
We're all dustbodies.
It doesn't decide the point, though, really.
It is a fucking joke.
Like, nothing works on this.
Nothing fucking works.
And tell us what you think about it.
Yeah, go on, mate, son.
Yeah, but he's very quiet.
Oh, yeah, I love this game.
What?
Fuck it all!
What?
He's been pf50 grand saying that.
You've seen it.
Chatspan is just good in that bait, so the chat chat is not show that they just copy paste the game
If the same bug is in both games
Oh, yeah boy
I think you already told them in the menu
You would have the same bug
The copy paste it
So the whole game
The same bugs happen
Bro this shit happens again, I'm gonna fucking shut this shit off
This is fucking embarrassing
And the store won't have wings
We have one shit
Yeah, at least the store works so everyone can spend money guys
guys yeah oh oh getting people points that'll take one second but voting into
the second half it's like fucking what we're over to right now
bullshit
Wait, everyone's in a desk?
That's not a mode in a desk club!
That's not a mode in a desk club!
If you'd ever run down to a desk...
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
If you'd mind, still says two wins to promotion.
My dude, guys!
Come on, come on!
We can change it, please.
We're still alive.
Oh, my God.
Maybe that's why the other guys left early on.
They prohibited it.
Because they know it glitches on half-time
44!
This is fucking unbearable!
44!
Jinj, you got captured.
You can't let Navels join life to off.
Yeah, we'll do it.
I need to capture the third finger.
What?
So then they can't hear that?
Long.
Yeah, because we're too different from the match now.
I mean, it doesn't work out.
It's helped you.
Can you change me to an attacking wing back?
Do you see it?
Feel it?
It's too true.
Actually, well, I'm here.
You want me to do what?
All right, so I X, I don't think you can help.
The disruptor just
Black screen on hatch time
Considely happening over one important victim fucking dem code. No
Like one single guy who's fit bro. It's a multi-billion dollar franchise
Just fucking log into the fucking server and fix the fucking game
Yes, because I'm a qualified physio
Know what I fucking agree, mate
No, I'm out of fucking money. You can pay me to make the light. It's fucking white
the thing is it like what's your favorite what's your favorite drink Jim's
that it red bull mate oh yeah all right it pains me about how much it's gone
downhill they're like you know it acts because it has so much potential like
there are like good things on it but it just too many things break like just
too many fucking basic things with the money they've got should happen like
exactly come on come on is the next one it or not is it them is in the game and
then are they exploiting the game though is it undo something maybe on the half
time and bug the game apparently apparently it's when somebody apparently
it's when somebody presses like the home page on if you play them console
really bullshit but what on the other team no I'm not an hour team safe people
play on Xbox which I haven't done it. Apparently if you press on the Xbox button apparently
it glitches. When we go to half time everybody pull your controllers down. Everybody. Hands
in the air. I think it's getting fancy. It wasn't me. Is he one of them? I'm barely
in James's. You know I can't fucking out. I can't last you that doesn't look good.
I heard a crack like a sound effect crack like a B for 2v10 crack.
Yeah but you feel sharp pain with it.
Yeah I don't actually know like that I don't remember that.
You feel sharp pain with it.
Yeah I went down.
Let's go fucking walk on it now.
come on boys we're going to the big leagues apparently it's using CSI you mean
the don't log out you're the one causing it the mess
I reckon we stay calm, I reckon we stay calm last week
stay calm for me
calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down
alright, you let's go
I'm thinking
hey top yet guys
look at the left, look at the right
I've gone already on the left
test the goalkeeper
Fucking testing
Bob pardon me. You have one shot off target
Sorry, sorry, I can line
Stay behind me.
Oh, f**k.
Sorry, my bad runs on boys.
F**k all so far.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's a f**king general, innit.
Left.
Just go for a jet.
Go on, have a run.
Have a good one.
You gotta score that, man.
F**k off.
It's a good try.
It's not a scoring position.
That's not a scoring position.
It is mate.
That's not a scoring position.
If he's not scoring position, why the fuck are you shooting?
Then you don't come...
That's not nice is it?
Front left.
Off the middle.
I'll show you how to do it.
Oh, it's the ball.
He can't even pass.
It's just the AI.
I'm going to put him in.
Back in line middle.
After me, after me.
EX is going...
EXPRESSIONS!!!
OHHHHH!
I don't know.
Fucking hell.
XTC's crashed.
Nice, Fitz.
Can you can join back, I think, right?
Can you join back in?
No, we just turned it off.
That's pretty sure we're talking here.
No, we just turned it off.
I wouldn't blame him for shamming it off.
Yeah, we did. We did just...
No, I didn't turn it off. I pushed it off.
I'm right here.
I didn't crash, bro.
Oh, he's...
Oh, wait.
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
I'm surprised.
AHHHHH!
What the fuck?
What's going on Sam?
No I use controller.
You can see that's how you pass a ball mate.
He's learning from Oliver.
We're fucking here.
I use my mouse.
Nice.
You're playing with the keyboard and mouse.
No I'm not.
You've got to hold that.
Alright.
There's that goal that we're using.
Nice insanity.
I don't know whether he's scored an assist or not.
11, holy fuck.
I was under pressure from three players away. You get it out
Live join disabled this
Come on jinks you gotta make these wrong man. I'm giving you the ball
He's going to give me a join at any given time. Oh, he's so trash. Yeah, I think you can't actually
go back to the club and then press the league again. You can request to join back again.
It says that join live disabled it. Yeah, we turned off. Oh, man. Yeah, we can't go
back. He's done the splits. Go on, bang him, Geoff. Keep banging. You left the way
for the game. Oh, he's gone down. He's gone down.
Did you have the ball, no?
He's shaking me!
Oh, my God!
Look at that!
You know what I mean? I'm playing strike with one person here.
That's my self-pies. I'm doing it best.
We're playing this game now.
Oh, my God!
That's my self-pies. I'm doing it best.
That is SGC, is that right?
Come on, team, keep looking.
Just down with it, Jesus.
SGC, is that right?
Wow.
What do you say?
Oh, nice.
Did you remaster it?
I'm looking forward to it.
We've got it out again.
We solidated a bit, so we solidated the back.
Very solid.
We solidated a bit, so we solidated the back.
Ooh, I like it.
Have a try.
It's safe!
It's safe!
Like it!
Ooh, I like it.
Have a try.
It's safe!
One more!
Like it!
Finish that!
Oh, my God.
What a terrible pass from Jigas.
That is a good one.
Oh, yeah, Pyser.
Finish that!
Finish that!
Yeah, so fucking shit!
You have to, you have to.
Yeah, so fucking shit!
Hey, switch the stage, you're not sure what's going on.
The man goes there and I smile in front of it, it's good.
It's just like you're going to finish him.
I mean, boys, I'm playing up front on my own.
Why is Toby doing this?
He's playing up to see tomorrow!
Why are you doing this?
What the flip?
Why's Toby doing a 360?
316
Man!
Stop the time for 316s.
Nice that.
I'm not playing this one.
I want to give a lot of speeches, I'm honest.
I want to give a lot of speeches.
Do we got to hear the speech?
Do we got to hear it?
And listen, first of all
we fucking go in at half time there, one in a lot.
No, we'll just resume.
Cos we've had a half of fucking fight.
Like we joined now?
half filled with passion I would get the ball on the fucking floor and that's what I like
but the one thing that I can't help but know is we are playing with my own
two-strikes and I can only fucking see one
you gotta get in the game man can't do it all dude you gotta
remember Lily Philips fam we need you in the game
come on G no no no come on come on G you've got this mate
Every time I get the ball, there's a defender inside of my ass.
How about playing me when I'm on a fucking run?
Oh my god.
You're telling me to get up there and I'm supposed to fuck!
I'm supposed to fucking me!
I'm gonna go stream him!
Oh, Milner!
Night, five months of it!
You got the tether.
Stop fucking me!
Oh, classic chatter!
I'm supposed to go stream him!
Night, five months of it.
I'm supposed to stream him!
Night, five months of it!
Night, five months of it!
Line, look.
Look, inside?
I wasn't the problem, man!
I don't turn the game.
Yeah, that's quite a PC, man. No way.
One more.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Like I told you, a fucking title.
Did I ever play like him?
Right then?
Right now?
I'm not a punch guy.
And I'm not self-killing that.
Did I have the clunking put in?
Fucking waste of fucking space.
Anything you can fit in a duo tournament,
his team's on the ground, one fucking player.
He is IS.
I
Jinx, what the fuck are you doing there?
Jinx, you pull him back!
Oh, man, see what I mean?
He's got a fine bit.
He's an absolute hooker user.
Yo, this guy's pissing me off!
Jinx, rip it!
Oh, no! What is this?
Yo, are you spitting?
Are you actually playing dead, Jinx?
What the fuck is that?
My ears.
Really? In the mic?
Whatever might this guy's go, I think I might need it.
How do you survive in your life?
You can just lie me now.
Oh, okay.
You know what?
You know what?
He's 10.
He's 10 individuals.
Oh, she's my sister.
You are so sweet.
I'm GTA.
I'm GTA.
But why can't I score?
That is such a bad ender.
That's Jk.
Jk you!
Pass the fucking ball!
I'm playing football!
Well fucking play it properly
and stop trying to be geniusy where you just fuck up every time.
Hey James!
I will play you an open team tomorrow!
Forever!
Ask me!
You are dog shit!
Come on!
I'm so much better than you and FIFA!
I'll break you myself!
Back! Back!
Play in a fucking ball!
Play!
You can't do anything black!
Whip it!
What is that?
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
It's a fucking...
Where's our left back?
Where's our left back?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm giving them goals!
Oh, Jake.
Play me.
We won the lot, man.
I'm getting the space.
And then I have to put it.
Oh, it's going in the middle of that.
Lord.
Jake's going here, Barlow.
We need a ten-a-tons.
Oh, hands.
Come close, Aaron.
Right, here we go.
Here we go.
Smooth the ball.
Yo.
My man.
Jai, Jai, I think the AI plays like I'd say before I leave.
Put it in.
Aaron, you're doing some sonarath though.
Time.
Karma, karma.
I think it is like gameplay before I left like machine learning in the box. That was a good header.
Can we defend? Can we defend?
Yes, Bates. Go on slow.
Jack, is a match still 90 minutes on clubs?
Stop the cross, stop the cross. Oh dear.
Really? I thought he'd have to have a good fan.
I'm clear. I'm clear.
Robbie, what have you made that run, Robbie?
Cover me, cover me!
62 marks, Padman.
One more.
Go back, go back, go back.
One more.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Just relax now, just relax now.
Nice. Make it easier.
Overlap, Jakey. Nice.
Oh, he's football-less.
Oh!
Oh, I'm getting sick of it!
Oh, nice.
What a... Oh, my God!
It's in the open door, you dumbass!
It's the pinger! It's the pinger!
Get the fuck out of the way, you fucking idiot!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
And now your striker's doing a fucking centre-backs job. Come on, boys.
What place? What place?
Send me. Send me.
Don't send him. Don't send him.
Oh, I know.
Jakey, we're only one in a long time.
You should match his approach match, Jakey.
Just stay back.
10 minutes.
Line, line.
You trying to score?
I like to play.
James, I'm inside.
Jake, stop.
Stop.
Oh, my god, James, you're back.
Just stay back, Jakey.
I like to play.
I like to play.
You've got to be playing that long.
I think the game should force it away like it.
I like his first person on the team, LoL, Matt.
Win a fucking head-up.
Challenge for the ball.
Do something.
What do you want?
We can't lose, we cannot lose.
Like we match.
We gotta come.
We gotta watch.
We gotta watch.
Okay, okay.
Couple minutes left.
We gotta come, guys.
We gotta come.
Switch if you need.
Done the line.
Hold on.
Me and Jen has got nothing to put us up, bro.
What?
Didn't stay bright.
Hold on.
Yes.
One more.
Bang!
Yes, expressions.
Yes, in there, expressions. All expressions. All expressions.
No, as they all expressions.
I'm losing.
Baby, a gun.
Let's go!
Well done, expressions. Fucking brilliant.
Well done, expressions. Oh, wow.
What a goal.
Bro, we're in a five yard path, he's claiming the assist.
That's mental.
Sorry, go up by it and get this playoff.
Wait, hang on a minute. Isn't that Jimsey's first successful pass of the game?
Yes, probably.
Yo, yo.
I think it actually might be, and we're in the 86th minute.
Oh, God, what is that?
He's the man.
Are you joking? That was a normal pass.
He went straight to his feet.
He's fine.
Hey, I gave the ball away.
Nice base, then.
you know you play bro we cannot play to him he's playing against us plus two
line come on two minutes yes pie go up in the kitchen
I have a few more to go.
I see a lot of gents and again.
Oh.
Hey listen boys.
It's alright though innit?
You know what it shows.
Gents I was wide open there.
Bro you're playing against his own passion of ball.
I never get any deep chemistry improvements for this big game.
No we don't.
We just need an actual strike up.
Well done boys.
10 fucking men.
Well done boys.
Well done, brother. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
What's happening right now, brother? What is this?
Yo, go!
Hey, JT, man, you've done the match performance, my G.
Man of the match performance on the headset.
Hey, well done, Inspector Goals. Well done, brother.
Well done. Yeah, well done.
Hey, Tony, brother, brother.
Welcome me to the jungle, Lord.
And I know it was you that made them edit the whole thing,
and you're just messing up my name, man.
I had no input on the edit this year, I've got no input bruh
I've got a 92.90
Cross-clamor
What?
I need a death
Oh sweet, Jakey
I'm actually spying
I am. Yeah. Come on, big dog, big fucking.
And I heard you say on your stream you owe me money.
So would you owe me money for that?
What have I forgotten? I don't say that.
Nobody will tell me. I heard you say that.
When I gave, when I get the chance, you said,
oh, I owe you money. No, I do just fill up at a game show.
I can't remove it. No, I'm missing XQC.
Wait, instead of that money, give me, give me vision.
Not against Prime though, give me an easy game, Black.
What's the name of it? You had one last week.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
What, all of that?
All the easy games are done. Two points for more of the easy games.
The worst thing is one of the easy games. I fucking gave him a point.
This is it, boys! If we win, we're out!
What's the game? This is the big question.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, there's a big picture
that we need to look at, and there's someone that's getting away with fucking murder.
But I'm not playing another game in a 4-4-1.
It's a 4-4-2. Where's the second striker?
He's not hitting the target. He's not passing the ball.
He's not winning headers. He's not pressing.
What can he do?
He is fucking arse.
He's not assisted. He's not scored yet.
Do you know what, Jinx, you might have to go right back, bro.
Listen, what's the point in you being up front, mate?
Yeah, you might as well go over there, you alright with that?
Who is he?
I'm the craziest cover on global time.
Yeah, what?
Yeah, apparently I put his fucking monitor off.
So when I do get the ball, I'm getting literally, uh, Bonnie Blue.
Who's missing?
Every time I get the ball, there's four guys inside of me.
What?
The window's gonna fuck my shit though.
That's crazy.
I've never seen a live-action video of a 13-year-old in a fucking industry.
You can't say people are inside you.
Is that the way I'd open the view I'm next door on my gram?
Yeah, you can't be offering yourself wide-eyed.
Guys, maybe we can live-join it?
Oh yeah, jump to enable it.
Yeah, but no, that's what makes us crash at halftime.
How do you fix the camera by the way?
Wait, really?
You just change the settings.
In game, you've got to do in game settings.
But when we're just running...
I know how to get to it.
How do I get to it?
Go to camera settings and make a kill on the cross, so you can take the call camera.
You have to do it in the game, I think, Jinxie, when we're actually in there.
Yeah, when we're defending, just quickly do it. It's like settings, camera settings,
then you can just pick whatever one you want.
Crop's the best one, I think.
You've been crushed, man.
I know, I just didn't know how to do it.
I just didn't know how to do it.
Cool, right.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy.
Well, listen, listen, since we're on the topic,
do you want another control of the pass shoot and fucking cross as well?
Have you ever heard the phrase hot cook Cal Blackdon?
No, I've heard this phrase in 1-0, I didn't hear it though, but I was like,
He's got him up, he's got him up by.
What's that meant to mean by, he's got him up?
It's the same as people in glass eyes, they shouldn't...
I think it's one of the times...
You should have said that one.
Yeah, look at this, sir.
That one's a bit clearer.
In Ultimate Seed, just let me know, let me know.
Fuck that. Fuck!
You'll never beat me, you'll never beat me in the trial.
Oh, you'll never beat me in the trial.
He lost to me the other day, I'll tell you.
I fucking hate you about fucking up your ass, you know.
You got back at me!
All right, it's your day, boys.
I took a lot of stuff.
This is all over.
We're not wasting any money on this.
We're not just a match. Come on, fucking.
Click start, click start, and go to settings.
Go to game, go to game settings.
West 10.
Then go to camera, and then go to close camera
and put it on co-op.
I haven't seen his camera.
I was like, he was watching it out of a fucking drawer.
Ah, don't worry about it.
I'm looking forward to it.
It doesn't help how he's playing with his fucking eyes closed.
Let's play football, lads.
Come on, lads.
Most fucking win, boys.
I've gone. I've gone.
He's got it going for it.
He's going to score.
Come at that for a minute, Willing.
I'm going to win this game, boys.
You have to win this game.
He's miles off.
Yeah, good line.
Switch is off. Oh fucking hell.
Nice team.
If you need jerky, that'll do. I'll have it back.
I'm going, I'll have it back.
Guys, fuck not this.
I like it, boys.
Oh, he's got a great head.
Don't run into my zone.
He's got a great head.
My zone.
Be a team with him. Come on, be nice.
Get this on me! Get this on me, then! Fuck off the shortcalls!
We lose it every time.
That post.
That's that!
Get that one out of there!
Rather than getting killed.
That's true, that's true. We're in that.
I love it.
Come on!
Overlapped.
We've got these!
Shit, these!
Nice!
Nice. They don't want it very fast.
Roy! Oh my God.
Yeah, Gigi. Cover him, look out there, cover him.
See what I mean, see what I mean.
That was fine.
See what I mean.
What a shame to be going.
Oh, we're firing at the boys, we're firing at them.
We need to go to the boys.
We're firing at them, come on.
He's hiding behind the defenders, he's playing against us, lads.
What is that?
Is that not out?
Look, he's not even sprinting to press him, he's not bothered.
Are you saving his energy? No, he's doing it.
What's he doing?
Nice!
Middle, middle, middle!
Oh my god!
What a guy! What a guy!
Oh my god!
He's down!
Oh my god!
That was really nice, brother.
Come on, all of them!
I got this, it's way better than it was.
I know that one.
The thing is about that, the thing is about that as well,
expressions is, that's all you.
Come on, Chief.
Oh, my God.
Nice, Chief.
Nice.
I'm doing my best to help her, man.
I'm doing my best to help him, boys.
I'm doing my best.
In the middle of the night.
Try a low-driven.
Oh, Steve.
I'm just checking.
Fucking hell.
fucking easy hands as well as fucking dumb bastard.
Come on mate, it's not cute.
Help! Help!
Make a line, make a line, make a line!
He's in the field for the second ball.
Good D, good D.
Oh, make a line.
Yo, good D, good D.
I see you're at left about jerking.
Nice one.
Stop calling the tracks!
Help!
What?!
second ball. Back from the front, like it was from, Jake you're not being in position which means I sent him into the middle of the goal there. Oh does it not? Does it not? So where were you then? Was we going to have the ball?
How's it going?
Keep it going, keep it going.
So it's a give your defence time.
I've tried to pass the toadie, sorry.
That's not going to be good enough to let.
Neither of you.
Neither of you.
Neither of you.
Most of the time Jake's not playing with your position at all.
I think it's less than right.
Eyes with friends
Give me give me
How we go down there?
How we step up boys? How we go?
Oh my god.
Oh nice one Jinx.
He actually didn't want that.
He just bounced off his head.
Come on.
I just realised, Jinx he's got
Jakey's brother's hair coming to me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Give him.
Oh my god.
He's got to be quick there.
You have to play it quicker.
Nice hairline.
We've got so much space in that left side.
So much space.
Check it out!
You lunge, man!
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm trying, bro!
Oh, my God!
I swear, man!
You've been messing with me!
Well done, Jinx.
You've been playing all the time!
No, Axie's got your fault, mate.
Axie's got your fault, mate. You've got to blame the battalion.
Hey, by the way, Axie's playing really well, and he's on the same paint, just saying.
All right.
That's a great point.
Right.
I did that.
Oh, he's a fucking boy.
Oh, my God, please.
I can't, I can't.
You can see it!
So right of stick is a...
No!
We have to...
We have to leave, have to stop.
You can see it on the right.
You can see it on the right.
We're still going down the left side.
I'm floating around right here.
What's going on?
Wait, I don't know what he's talking about there.
Come on, get one backing this up.
What's happening?
We're still exposed at the back.
Got to lock him, boys.
Win that.
Flying through us.
And the audacity of him to shout stuff like when the fuck on now we go now we go
Inside inside inside inside look
You assisted them as well jim say yeah
We are, football's coming home again.
You fucking print it down, fuck me!
He's taken us all the way.
Nicky, you're home.
Nicky, you're home.
Again.
Oh.
He's said it again.
Of course!
He's only fucking stupid coming home.
He's defending.
He's fucking defending.
I'm not a son.
Thanks.
All two.
All three.
Thanks.
Excuse me.
I'm trying to find the ball.
Is that your feet?
Is that a tip on the class?
Get on it.
Back of your arm, back of your arm.
Oh, my God, nice.
Touch your back.
Oh, my God.
Great, great, great.
Whip your bat first.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Wip it back post.
Shit.
Shit.
Watch the game.
It's a winnable game.
For that, the defensive duty of the striker.
I tried.
I obviously tried.
I tried.
I pressed up my game by then.
I pressed up my game by then.
I pressed up my game by then.
You're kidding me, you're not fucking out!
Every shot's going in.
I've used up your blast.
You know.
Do we even have a people that we've got all the time?
Motherfucker, this guy is a white-up!
We've got lambs!
The Carrier in this bag.
Hey, I'm saying what you're saying, bro.
I'm copying you.
No, I'm saying I'd need the Carrier.
8.3 conceded 5 goals.
Jinx, you also just sit as this game, come on, let's look in.
Ah, Roger.
Agreed.
And can I also just say one thing?
I think the attack this game has been a lot better.
I think it's been fluid, I think it's been passionate, and I think it's been aggressive
on the front foot, high pressing.
The defence is fucking terrible.
On that, I think me and Bateson have been left quite exposed in the back.
Yeah, Jakey, you're one fucking shit mate.
No, it's not me, it's Pat.
I may as well be a tunnel that's going through.
We're exposed back here.
The problem is Jakey, because you keep fucking off me and Pat after cover you.
And there's no midfield.
And then we go from two in the middle to fucking one.
Nice.
We need to get breakfast this half boys. We need to get breakfast this half boys.
Oh
I'm ginger go there. Oh, that's shit. Oh my god
That was it for jerky
We need four goals, come on
Jane, my name!
I didn't even do anything!
Interception to take the ball.
Go!
Bammel! Bammel!
When he's free, when he's free.
Oh, my God!
Get the ball!
Get the ball!
Get the ball!
Get the ball!
Get the ball!
Is he getting extra time if we draw?
No, we have to win, we have to win.
Three more goals.
Come on boys, we don't need it.
Go Patrick, come on then, show them in.
James, you've got to press the centre-half when they're on the ball, James.
James, come on, we're going to get a centre-half, bro.
Nice time, going you. Go, release, release, go.
Send him down, send him down, he's never done it.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, no!
Oh, come on!
Good job, nice one, John, go.
I
Get the ball, get the ball!
Nice fucking pass man.
That was spot on that.
Come on boys.
And again.
We go again, we go again.
Fucking him team.
Alright Jinx is on this new camera.
He's all the time in there.
It was all a camp.
5-2 open, he poked it up.
Do you not want advice, these do not want it.
Push him.
Awful.
Alright, let's be careful diving, Jake.
I'll show you how.
Nice, James, come on Aaron.
I'm a lap in these days.
I can feel another goal tingling.
Oh my God, he's here.
Two over, two over.
BAM!
He's got a ball!
He's got a ball!
I said I am playing football!
Champagne football!
Champagne football!
Expensive champagne as well!
Come on!
The Dan Perry Ones out!
I can feel it in my bollocks full time!
We have been in a position that we have been in this position before.
That's a ball!
Fucking get the mortals!
Lock in, lock in and see the game out. Game management, game management.
Oh yeah.
Make it mine, make it mine, make it mine!
Why are they there? Do that.
We should stay aggressive.
When we play silly, we do silly shit. Let's just stay aggressive.
Bumble, bumble.
Take it.
We have a left winger, get back!
You fucking fat ogre!
Hey, thanks.
What the heck?
Oh my fuck.
What is my character doing?
Keep it down around.
You're jumping up the air.
What is that?
It bells up on me, man.
What are you doing here?
Focus, focus, focus.
Fuck it.
No, I'm scared.
Come on, man.
You see what I'm saying?
Get that code of flight pie.
Oh
He's done it! He's done it! He's done it!
He's done it! He's done it!
We're going again! We're going again!
He's going again!
We've been fucking 10 minutes!
We've just got about 16 minutes.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I know I was peeping for a ball.
Come on.
Well, you've missed the ball, mate!
What are you doing?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
He's got the fucking ball!
He's got the fucking ball!
Well, you've missed the ball, mate! What the fuck are you doing?
What is Trolley doing?
They've got the fucking ball!
Here we go, here we go, here we go!
Aaron, use me, use me!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Oh!
You're picking the wrong passes!
Jake, you can go forward now.
I'm going in!
Yeah!
Someone please kill me!
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Must we leave them?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
What did you make of them?
Well, we took them trafficking.
Fucking...
We're going pitch it, we fucking...
I just battled it!
We're gonna flip tomorrow, I...
At least we can flip.
Yeah!
What the?
I am fuming.
Feel like my mum's just been shot.
That was the kill, okay?
I think they had seven shots on Golden, I'm not even kidding.
Oh...
I feel...
We fucking...
Show the water!
I will say, I will fucking say one thing, right?
I've, I've took the piss out of Jeezy today
today and we were fucking having a laugh, but me and Jingzai have fucking genuinely carried
the fuck out of that game. And all you have to do, all you have to fucking do is knock
in two goals in ten minutes and you fucking couldn't do it. You fucking look at yourself.
You guys were celebrating, talking about fucking champagne. As you let him get the entire
center field, brother, there were three on one, four on the ones. You guys were
What are you doing in front of I have no
Go keep a four point
Hashtag jk out on Twitter hashtag jk out. Let's get it trending. Let's get it trending hashtag jk out
I've got an 8.3 in that game.
I've set her up and I've got an 8.3 proceeding 7.
Are we up?
No, no, no, we're playing long.
If we win one more game, we get another promotion chance.
I don't think I've played that part of that game.
I've got free assists and assist.
I've been exposed to pies like I've gone.
I'm not having this.
We're playing on opposite sides.
You're literally playing like I'm right sentiment in your left. Well, of course player ever has to take yo
We scored we scored but we scored like four
Fucking goals in nine minutes, and we still don't win. I feel sick
So what's that is it was that one there was it?
Mouse kid all that celebrating for nothing X X so wrong. I think
when they're inside the box bro if you're like when they're inside the six if you're on your
line it's not going to do anything you need to just like start cutting these fuckers off
all right i'll cut them off i'll cut them off in their face yeah i'll get them i'll get them
it's an ad gift right in their face all right unless we're shitting up for an hour i'll play
one more i'm gonna play one more why so we don't promote anymore we can still get from
out if we win the next game we go back into the promotion matches again
if we win win this game we go back in I'm fucking great I'm being told they had
eight shots and seven goals yeah I excuse you weren't the best then but there's only
so much you can do as a new position yeah it's all good it's all good I I learned I
learned though that guy okay genuinely though on 150 ping I'm holding the
correct key and my guy is delayed it like it's generally awful you're in the
keyboard might not also out I'm on control that because you can make I have 120
things and have four goals nice I have two goals and four assists you welcome
QUITZED!
I didn't want to do anything for this club for us to wear a fucking top on here.
Then it said you should have stopped to not spin it out of there as well, Burt.
So that should have gone up.
I got five.
We're shooting the balls now. React it.
I'm fucking ping-ponging it.
Wait, we're missing three.
Shit, this game's going wrong. Let's go, let's go.
So who's playing in there with the right CM? No one, yeah.
No, me. I was just putting some stats on.
Sorry, I'll be one second.
Alright, I'm joining now. I'm joining.
I
So there
Yes, my friend which kid do you prefer the sidemen shirt all the YouTube all stars?
We can say cover you want generally though that one go at the end it right one I get
Off the line. I went a little between them max right and where the line says to be
and I held right and he still missed.
I mean, come on, bro.
I mean, really do it.
Right, we good to go.
Be captain base and send it, mate.
I can't believe we're fucking through that way, though.
Who's missing? Who's missing?
Aye, she fit right.
Say aye, if actually I've been playing well.
Like, I don't even actually want to be playing well.
I
Can't practice with the mill to gain your fucking moron dick shit
Missing one who's missing
James
I'm about to prove myself. I'm about to show myself.
This is your game, Jakey. It's your time now.
I'm going to be a big wall clocker.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Just so you know, XQC can use your hands.
Yeah, okay. So when I rushed, I used a rush button, right?
And not to pick up the ball button.
And the ball bounced out. Like it just busted.
Do we need to win one game and then it's promotion game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, if we weren't there, it's a bad question game.
Wait, to rush back, to rush back.
A big triangle on, why were we playing this game?
Jin, Jin, have you caught us stayed in the coffee?
I'm sure that's not the same thing.
Let's fucking go.
3, 2, 1, team!
Oh, man. Oh, man.
We're fine. We're in.
Oh, man.
I've got the blocking and then we're fine.
Let's just chill the fuck out.
By the 9 seats.
Here's a counter.
That's the goal.
Man over if you want, Jixi.
Oh, fuck it off, man.
I don't know why they don't like it
I'll fuck you, I'll fuck you
I don't know how it ended up like that
Get Jackie off these corners
How about you shut the fuck up, how about Aaron?
Oh, we've got to have a speech to the captain that I get
Oh, I'll see it
I'll get Aaron, Miss Manager, and you rest Wednesday
into the middle engine
What? Does that mean you got injured?
Yeah, you mismanaged me
Yeah, excuse me, I'll mismanage you
I'll fucking put you on
I'll be flying
Nice.
This could be dangerous.
Middle.
Oh.
Yeah, it's all great.
Fuck it.
Run, run, run.
We're all locked. We're all locked.
What the fuck?
Get him out. Get him out.
That's all eggs are wrong.
Ha ha ha.
God damn.
He's giving them the ball.
I just told X to make sure he doesn't get up to the right height, and now Horo was crazy, though.
Yeah, he can make it, he can make it, right?
But you think, man, you say he won't get up?
No, no. Listen, X, I know you want to spurs me, but you can be offside for a throw-in, but...
I know the way you can handle it.
No, you can't. You can.
No, you can.
You can't be offside for a throw-in.
You can't be offside for a throw-in.
You can't be offside for a throw-in. You fucking give a fuck.
You can!
You can stand offside for a throw-in.
I don't understand what's happening.
You can't be offside from a throwing.
You can't be offside, mate.
Why did we all start arguing when we were all saying the same thing?
Because I was saying you can be offside.
You were saying you can't be offside.
You're right, mate.
He's killed me.
Alright, I'll drive a superman.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Nice, my man. Good job to you.
I'm going to drive a superman.
I'm going to drive a superman.
I'm going to drive a superman.
Nice, my man, good job to you.
I'm coming from the opposite side, so refer to it.
You can't be on the opposite side.
You can't be on the opposite side.
You can't be on the opposite side.
I'm soaking.
Oh my god, jump on.
Left, I can't believe what I've just said.
Put it back, put it back, put it back.
That's pretty bad.
I thought you were always going to the footy, I thought you'd have known that.
You did know that, that's why I said you can't!
I did say...
Oh, don't call him that!
I actually can't read my text box, he just...
No, no, no, no!
I think that was an accent, Barry, right?
No, I actually can't read my chat journey, some people put it in that you can be a cyclist.
Oh, shit!
Yes!
Good job, good evening!
Is that many of them?
Come on, come on!
Oh, fuck.
Of course, I'm not.
He's offside.
He's offside.
I know you're blind.
You've got a lot of people in the chair.
Nice bit.
Come on, it's on the other side.
Mighty men, lads.
You're a nice...
Good boys.
Well done.
Well done.
Easy.
Short pass, short pass.
Orange, orange.
Last.
This way, this way, this way, this way.
Hey, it's up there.
Right up, right up.
And a bounce.
There you go, there you go, look.
How are you speaking to them?
They're asking for it.
It's now before I was asking for baits.
Why is play playing right wing?
I'm right to mid, because I'm right centre mid.
I'm covering the position.
That's how midfield have worked, Stacey.
Fuck me.
Closing down, boy.
Boy, you're on the turning side.
Someone's got to wait, sir.
man listen when we get up there we go
I've got to look up someone just to motivate me the new American one
You leave him at my own like a single mum back here every fucking time
sitting back so much press a little bit. Nice. Well, that's better. A bit of a fraction.
Nice. Play the ball here. I'll take base. Nice. Oh, man.
All right, all right. We've not a shot. We've not a shot. We've been shot. Yeah,
we have. We have. I had one. It's the bogus thing. It'll come. It'll come.
Where the f***ing pie there?
I've literally been to the bus trying to block a f***ing shot, you jizzic fan!
F***ing hell!
Probably finding this guy.
That's the stick, man.
Team positivity.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Nice.
Find the right wing.
Oh, sorry, Aaron! You're right with that, mate! You're right with that, Aaron!
No!
J.P!
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm going out, I'm going out. Yeah, I'm covering you now.
He's unplugged him, he's unplugged him, yeah, OK.
Oh, referee! Bomb me!
Oh!
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
On your feet, Axe, on your feet!
Yes!
You're really impressive.
Put your PC, you'll still get your clip.
Watch J.P. done. What's he done?
No, change and punch is PC.
Thank you, Brad.
I've just done the best thing that could fucking happen to us.
Don't get in! Don't get in it!
Oh, they say Ireland, but it's going to be so...
We've turned off his PC?
Yeah, no, turn his PlayStation off so we can't play.
Listen, boys, this is the best advantage
that we can have going into the second half.
We have to be smart with it, boys.
We have to be smart.
We have to move when we're on the ball.
Out wide in the middle, we have to talk to each other.
at the minute we cannot keep the ball for more than five fucking seconds please we
have not got him on the team anymore be relaxed when we're on the ball and find
the simple
yeah yeah it's off it's turned off because I've come back in off it
Fuck you!
Come on boys we got this!
One down, one down, we're good, we're good.
This is it boys, we just need to be a bit more confident on the whole.
We're at our men.
Have a drive and some more.
Go on JX, you fucking have a drive.
I like it. I like it.
Come on boys. All right. It's very, very. It's very winnable. These are shit. Super
winnable. What's he doing?
That's what we're losing to.
That's what we're losing to.
That's what we're losing to.
I haven't searched GKE AI.
Oh, it's just like himself.
He's gone.
Can you get on wide if you want?
Nice.
I think that's what you need me to do.
Great boss.
It's fine, it's fine.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Now, as a king, buddy!
Where is, where is, where is that?
Oh, he's just wearing...
Oh, my God!
Offside.
Nice birdside.
That was a good one.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
That's the power of Stingy!
What's the good thing about doing?!
I'll keep it calm!
No, no, no.
He must have slept in that!
We called that, we couldn't have done it.
You could've just...
I can swear, I can swear!
That comes back to a Jinxi Pass in it.
Oh, you're playing sentiment, by the way.
By the way, Ply, sent me a...
My keeper just...
I could swear!
Legs have got jerky.
Oh, sure, I can.
It's a nibble, by the way.
You've been for a tapping for a goal like fucking 10 seconds ago
By pie fucking people in ten yards off
You know a change now
Except you can whip it if you can whip it
Oh now we're gonna show a fucking mr. Thorne. How are they?
Is that you five Mr. Topman?
Yeah, that is you.
Bumble, bumble.
Oh, thanks, brashers, have a game.
Show off, we've got to get that shot.
Got a good deal.
We've got to get that shot.
So, fuck.
Well, you know, like, all the fans are going...
He's been bun-a-butts that good, aren't he?
...for the penalty.
The way we...
We start to...
We don't, we don't, we're still in this.
Oh, like, grab a ball.
We've got to be able to hold tight.
Go and play tight, I'll...
Bro, good to watch, bro.
Let's get...
Yeah, yeah!
I did it then.
Alright, it's our ball. It's our ball.
They just didn't want to hold it.
Nice, go on, go on!
Come on, have a fucking go at it, Jigse.
Great, my go.
Oh, check the chop!
Check the chop, my shoot!
Check the chop, my shoot!
Check the chop!
But I swear I can get everything I need!
No!
I swear!
I lost everything!
It's a daily game!
I can swear I can get everything I need!
And my dude is the Zambushik.
We got this.
This game's going to come down to us, Jinx.
We know that.
Oh.
Clearance.
Bang of God, Ard.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We've had it.
We've had it.
Burn of God.
No, it's not going in.
In possession.
Nah.
Gordnit.
He's found cuts.
That's right, we're going to play.
That's unfortunate.
Yeah, pal.
I suggest you get out.
Go on.
Great ball.
If you don't, I'll keep you fucking in.
Do you know what, I don't think it is sportsman life,
but we fucking scored with it, since you've been gone.
See what, if we don't...
Yes!
Yes!
Jin's drive!
from the past gen, you've got to pass.
What is that?
You can play.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Reset, reset.
Gotta get shot, son.
No, not there, not there. It was better to pass.
15 minutes for two goals is doable.
15 minutes for two goals is doable.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, if you believe you're right, do it.
You've got to believe in it.
Well, I didn't.
What the f**king ball?
F**k!
Come on, geeks!
Cows on, cows on, cows on!
No, that's good.
It's all right.
Good bet.
Ten bucks.
Go on.
Stay on Ginge.
He's on.
Go on.
Where's Ginge?
Ginge.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice, mate.
Ten minutes to go now.
Ten minutes.
And it has to die.
Quick one.
Quick one.
We can win it.
So we've got enough box presents.
Ginge, I'll say it.
Not enough box presents.
Great.
It's good recovery that gents.
No it's a shit pass.
Next one, we're there, we're there.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
Even as they act these bros.
Fuck!
Five minutes left.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Now we go, now we go, now we go.
Are we chucking a big man up?
Are we chucking a big man up?
Yeah.
In the box I'll get myself in.
Come white, come white.
Big guns in the mix if you need a hook ball.
Now we go, now we go, now we go.
I'm flying up, I'm flying up, we need a big money.
Go inside, get inside.
I'm in.
fucking face i thought we were gonna wait
have a bath, have a bath
five bits, that's bad i'm going
oh my god side force
we need some press
i fucking challenge it
oh my god my challenge
oh my god
oh my god
i put the challenge key
everyone in, why are we taking it
I'm going out!
I'm going out!
I'm going out!
And the final whistle.
Oh my god, James.
It was the head.
And your name was in the newspapers.
Yeah, if you guys need to get a new chicken, okay.
We can't end on that.
I've got to get back to training box.
I'm off, though. I'm off.
You're going to fucking know that.
I apologize, you don't fucking leave on that bum, shall we?
You owe this fucking team an apology.
Yeah, I want to say I could have scored, and I should have scored my team one with the ball, but it wouldn't have happened to me.
So I do what? Do you have a fucking round of applause for being fucking obnoxious and taking the fucking responsibility? Well done.
Right. Well done.
That's not what obnoxious means.
I know, I know, I know, it's the wrong word, but don't go with it.
Don't flip to me with it, then.
Alright, boys. I'll see you.
Well done.
That was fun though, did you hear that mate?
Alright, I'll be trying it the next time.
See you later boys.
See you next week boys.
Cheers boys!
Oh my...
I fucking hate this game.
Show me the club, show me the club!
Brother, I went to the ball and I just...
I yelled nothing but square.
I did square, no inputs!
I made sure of it there and it fucked me!
This is bad news really bad.
A Slays by the way
What the fuck are you doing?
Don't know everybody get the fuck out of this
What the fuck are you doing?
Don't know everybody get the fuck out of this
Nobody
So, explain why he dove, brother, I did square button, I didn't, look, there's no yellow
lines, which means I did not dive, brother, I did not fucking dive, I did square, look,
if I dove, there'll be a yellow line, it could not have been a dive, you can only
dive when they have a ball and you care to see the ball you cannot dive oh my
god it's shadow's annoying I can't you cannot fucking died the game does not
let you do it what the fuck are you talking about
I'm here and I swear look look at his hands he's going for the ball I said
grab ball he's going for the ball now look okay it's because the ball came
on my teammate that the game does not allow you to fool on purpose. The game will not allow
me to do a fool on purpose. If I grab the ball it will be a fool because it's a pass from
my team to me. I cannot grab the ball from my teammate. I can only grab the ball if it
comes from the enemy. The game has an anti-fool bullshitter. Why doesn't the game let
Let me do a fool, explain it.
My god, why is he doing that?
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
What the hell are you doing, Steven?
I'm going to kill him.
Oh, no, no, no.
He wants this.
Boss, there's going to be some trash.
We could do a little chiller.
All right.
So I have all the things in there.
I'm going to do a little re-yank.
It should be that low.
should be fun and um what should we I want to watch something earlier I forgot what it was
by forgore
um
is it it's I'm not going to IRL no
it was going to have you outside the bottom of the
you grab it's
Yeah, but why does it well, why doesn't the game and let me fool then it why doesn't the game let me do it then
Is your dad
Did you know what I'm doing?
205 that's an unknown direction of travel possibly back into north woods
I
Brother, I have nothing to do with you. Why didn't you just ram the guy in front though?
Bro, if he was stuck there, this is a dumbass, at that point I would rather lose my job than fucking kill a bunch of children because I'm fucking brain dead.
like what
uh...
what's up jesse's on the way as well
uh... yeah i'm going to bother you about that
okay
uh... well i'm trying to get you to stop the score but uh... you know me
Nice game, I was watching that.
That was gonna fun, I should have enjoyed it.
I saw these guys going inside your car in and out.
What's all those British people yelling about?
I don't know, it says you.
What?
You're actually in here, sir.
I saw these guys, they were going inside of your car in and out.
Thank you.
Ummm...
I
Line the police false line of police reports, I mean
Good morning. It's by a fake. What about what if this is AI on top of the thing?
You want me to send you the video though
Literally like a 35 minutes ago, so they kind of got far
of that so this is it it was actually funny the distract thing yeah the Dante
actually did fucking super good yeah he actually went off the rockers also okay
it was good but it was brah brah the thing was actually hard though I was
generally impressive 99 million years next month 100 and in terms in terms of
actual quality on and efforts I think it's probably number one number two off
of uh it sounds like a lot of fun making it yeah it's cool i enjoyed it wait check the link that i
sent you x and discord yeah and some people can't accept losing and that's the friend that always
blames their team that's the friend that's another reason why they think they lost yo you can't
I said true though you guys are colluding. That's also a correct
out they break their controller makes it so hard because they can't fathom the idea of losing
because winning is so heavily tied to the time you just made sure that losing kind of you
know disvalues them as an individual and some people.
If you have the attitude that winning at all costs and you don't crush up when you lose
then you don't deserve to win and you probably don't win that.
Yeah but that's taking the count.
I don't give a shit.
in order to improve your skills.
It is the flaws that make you hyper competitive that also make you rise to the top.
It's a dual edged sword.
No, because you're just avoiding accountability.
Incorrect.
It's not because somebody doesn't give you the process, they don't internally process
things a different way.
That's also incorrect.
Like you think because you're sitting on the outside and you're making fun of it.
I just made it funny.
He's that bad.
I was at my leg and it's got a wig on there.
Mega church of scum.
He does.
I saw clips of it.
What did you think?
Well, that was funny, you know.
He made it fun.
I just thought it was funny.
That was funny.
But it's a mega church because we're big.
But here's the thing.
I think this is interesting that it's mega.
But we never tried to have a big church.
It really wasn't a goal.
It was just a goal to help people.
And so my parents started with 90 people back in 1959.
So I grew up, who the fuck is a grifter?
Who the fuck is a grifter?
Well, what the fuck is a grifter?
You don't even know what I grifted.
Till I was 10 years old, it was still 90 people.
And so it grew to thousands by the time I died.
But we never really tried to have a big church.
We just didn't want to turn people.
Your low key mega churches chat
is more of a systematic problem.
It's either you agree, you agree with things being bigger and things being going to corporatize
more than you agree with the church doing that. Because if you think about it, if you upscale
any big company, anything that's big, it will have, it will have the top that have more money.
It will have, it's what it is. It is literally the system that we live in. I mean, it's what it is.
No, we have to just make room for more people. So I think the goal was not just the
the bigness but the goal is to impact people have you seen
Drew's I do they should be subject to taxes though that's my thoughts
what the football thing that you do you're going around doing what no no no I'm just watching it from all
alright nice
please play the game final sentence you would be so good at the lights in
This is the moment a man was caught cheating during a fishing tournament by stuffing his
fish with lead weights.
This is Jacob Runyon and Chase Kaminsky and in 2022 they were found in a major fishing
cheating scandal after they were caught stuffing their catch with lead weights to artificially
inflate the total weight and win prize money.
The biggest scale of all time, right?
Runway and Kaminski submitted a bag of catch that appeared to be the heaviest, which would
have earned them around $30,000.
But tournament directors got suspicious and used a metal detector which alerted to
something metallic inside.
The fish publicly cut open and led metal weights that had been stuffed in were pulled
out.
They had won $400,000 in prize money from other tournaments prior to this event.
They were both immediately disqualified and charged with multiple felons in 2023.
They were both sent to 10 days in jail and fined $2,000.
They also lost their fishing licenses for three years.
How come you get fined and you go to jail when you cheat in this, but you don't when
you cheat in online tournaments?
On tournaments are even even worse because they have even more rules and more contracts
and more whatever.
Nobody goes to jail.
I mean, what?
How come the do you think they were punished enough for their actions? Let me know your thoughts on the case down
If you murder somebody you get 10 days community service, but if you put weights and fish then you got gel time
Yeah, I don't know we do this. I don't give this ruling. It's just that way. Well, I agree with this ruling
I agree that there should be other ruling though
Maybe oh
Yes, I love it
Well, I thought it was actually good in
I watched your death tonight watch the one where
I think
I
The girl that she looks a little bit on edge like she's like
Um, I feel it's one of those things where like if you laugh at it, this whatever it means that you agree with it
Whatever and then everybody gets mad. It's like it's like it's like it's like a big nuke
Like it's like it's like a radio active radio active
And you don't want to be anywhere near the blast, which is really cringe
I mean the whole point to have fun with some diss tracks like
That's not it.
So you want me to do it the most?
We can do this the easy way.
Or the hard way.
You gonna give them to me.
We don't have any kids.
Right?
Yeah, you shit.
Yeah, you.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
I
What do you think is that not hard good, but that's pretty good bro, bro, I
Can give out lyrics and show I think it's the other ones were kind of scummy can hear better here the voice
But yeah, it was it was it was full of like a good preferences and shit and I'm not trying to be a good either
I just thought it was it was pretty like it was it was Disney well-researched. I had a good drop to
couple goes kind of hard
I don't wanna come across this woke asshole, but like
Dude women have it hard
Women have it fucking hot and I am but I don't want to come across like oh true. I agree with him
I'm feeling like my old self again.
Me too.
You're recharged, refocused, with nothing to stop me from being me.
That's literally me. I'm not even a liar.
Okay, but how is that literally you though? The guy's like some killer.
Yeah, that's me when I just spoke.
Alright.
That's me when you start blaming me too much in video games.
It's 16.
You had the virgin, and I said it's virginity, and I was like, okay, I'm too much of a slut.
And I just thought I'd...
What the fuck is this?
I'm getting ready to die, I sit on the floor, and...
That's the other one, I'm pretty sure it's...
Oh my god.
Did you guys see that on the Twitter run page today?
What was Bonnie fucking on my list?
What was her name?
Yeah, no, I heard this.
Is this Ben?
Is that this guy's name Ben?
Oh, I don't know.
It's Boo, something.
I
Boo, is that true though the whole thing buddy boo the same the whole situation the world what?
The whole situation is it real like was it just like meaning? Oh, it seems really mean, but I don't know
Yeah, it was real
It's a lava overlap, it's some glitch.
So if you have the craziest run in the world, you can come over here and there's just a glitch.
Yeah, there's a bug and it runs over.
It's very very very very bad.
That means it's extremely very bad.
I personally have never had it in a run.
I've had it before, but not in a run.
That's terrible.
Alright.
You know the bot that checks the...
the calculator. There should also, on that same thing, it should just check if all of
the i things are there.
Okay, Canada. The calculator is just for, it's information that you feed it to it, right?
That is complete standalone from the seed, or what it knows nothing. Like, basically,
the calculator knows nothing about the game. It only operates off of an algorithm,
Two data sets that you give it
That's it. That's why it has it doesn't actually interact with the game. I'm just look okay
There's no whole other than another like program that you should you couldn't because even then it would have to know the seed
And then you have to check the seed and none of these things happen in the run. You know me I
Like to that video at this point you watch
Oh
Oh
Oh, it's you.
Oh, it's you.
Oh, it's you.
Oh, man.
I didn't know what he was doing.
Interesting.
That guy keeps getting his wig
smashed off his head.
The aura.
The aura.
The aura.
The aura.
The aura.
You can't even say aura right yet.
Okay, what the fuck is this this is one of the worst links you've ever made this is
Just let it play, just let it play, Spider-Man.
Wait, where's the links that you sent me?
That's okay, this has a zero aura, zero.
Oh, he's not my Jack, such a crook.
This is the shit Greek names just links, God, links me.
Just a bunch of fees, like...
Great great. I know he poses. I know I want to clean just stop it
This is it every day I wake up to a new tech talk from Greek and it's just this I don't have any other fact friends
You got a picture
Mother is there not stores with like like for big bellies
That's just a classic though
Yo, I can't
Just said I just said in fat reams all day like this relief in the cover with those hands to yeah, he does
I
Chat chat chat link link the there's another guy. It's like it's just one place. I'm pleased. Yeah, well that one last time
Please just I want to show the Jesse
That's so true.
Why do they always do that?
The little spin when they get there.
It's the animation.
It's a custom animation for taking the gun out, and it's terrible.
Someone sent me this.
There's one.
Watch this one.
I've got a few minutes.
Spiders can change their color.
They can blend into their light.
Really?
Yeah, it's a defense mechanism.
I was looking outside.
It's not working.
What?
There's someone else!
She says that she won't leave.
I'm not there for her.
There's another guy.
What's my ass, you're deep.
I'm the other guy.
I'm the other guy.
What?
Let's take a look at the look some more links
No, you're a shit.
Why are you making sure?
Yo, what the fuck?
Los is fucking right here.
Yo, you see my trap, like, you're
self-flexing your fucking traps, bro.
What the hell?
Somebody's got a couple of boys on them
that have some fucking turrets.
And I get all of it.
I get to look at it, and I get to touch it.
So.
So.
So.
Greak.
Greak.
All we said right now.
I was eating.
What is wrong with me?
Yeah, bro, pop!
Yeah, my glasses are on.
Nah, you're just kidding.
When you bring that one of the weird friends in your group up...
Stop, guys, stop!
That is wrong, bro!
What the fuck?
Okay, y'all...
What kind of animal is that?
It's a cave animal.
Does it feel like...
Yeah, your mic is gradually getting worse, by the way.
Check the link.
And they fixed it okay. Oh
Yeah, this is the link Greek sent me like after a stream yesterday or something or two days ago
I'm gonna go to bed
You said have you even already watched the fact everybody needs a fact friend they are the abuse is he see that one?
Yeah, that's all you saw yeah, no no no the one that you
Think about
Just to convince him, all of this is real.
How much time will he commit for money?
Let's find out.
So we're about to rob any real thing.
What?
That's just fake. That's just fake news. Come on, bruh.
Uh, Eel?
Bro, what the fuck?
We actually did nerve tracers, but it stayed exactly the same yeah, I can I have a good with this
Well, they elongated the legs what did look like the butt was nerfed though. I will say it
If you show down
I
Wipe that frown little bro and shake it Felix PLS Felix
PLS Felix PLS
months of Skeletor on loan
Oh, yeah, it is actually yeah
Chasin
I think it's just a different angle. Yeah, it's not saying more
She's not perky to the right and then to the left. She's like kind of spread out a little bit
I'll let the legs look longer in the other version so as I initially came out.
Alright.
There's a first week feast with Frankie Munez and Brian Cranston, like that's a pretty
fucking sick one.
Click for this, click Jesse's link that he linked to.
Okay.
That's a cool ass video right there.
The group has a fat friend, but they're far more powerful than anyone realizes.
Because the bigger friend often becomes the emotional anchor of the entire group.
Psychology shows they carry deeper empathy, a gravity that pulls people together.
They're the one everyone laughs with, heals with, and feels safe beside.
because of their body but because of their heart they absorb the chaos the stress the hurt so
others don't have to they're not the weakest they're the stabilizer the quiet protector
the universe creates its strongest stars under pressure and they shine because they endure
so appreciate your fat friend they're not just part of yourself they're the force holding
it together, everything.
It's like brain control.
By the way, all these, we're just
sending these to each other all day.
It's just what I send, Greg.
When my match is about to start,
so if I get to watch it, oh,
send me a link and I can watch it.
As a media source in LBS,
SRT,
Washington, S-Infinite, a lot louder.
As a media source in LBS, don't
like this. Jesse, we are
the universe. We hold everybody together.
Some guys said I cried when I watched this the first time
Really bitch
When I yes me great great great great your gift you see this in the back of it. I thought I'd tell you as a friend
She pumped this forward. It's always
Solid eight out. I guess
Modselfing season eight this right here
What is this car bugging?
Alright chat, what the fuck am I looking at right here?
Holy...
Car bugging.
What do you mean my GIFs are bad?
Well, it's just bad usage though. It's just not good.
It is.
No, what's wrong with my GIF?
No, I like it though. It's like he's like old.
You almost seem like you're a little like you're old.
And you use like older GIFs.
Yeah.
I like it.
I think you just flex like angry on this board, on the sticker, and you just post the first
getty sees.
This magic to it.
Wait, does that even fit the- Wait, that's not even my footage.
Wait, is that- that's not even my footage.
No, you have an emerald, or you have a sapphire.
That's just a regular Doppler, I think, right?
Oh.
Is this on my?
It's a phase one.
Yeah, but it shows differently in the game.
Well, that was what I meant to make it about me,
but I had the exact same though.
All right.
Human remains found inside suitcases
in a very remote area of Palm Bay through the compound.
Police now say they have a motive,
a method and a man in jail.
And Fox 35's Murray Eddinger is here
with the latest details, Murray.
The man arrested in this case
isn't just accused of murder.
He's accused of targeting sex offenders,
cutting up their bodies and saving
the microscope's lives.
Oh, wow, yeah.
He's, um...
Okay, yeah, but the difference between,
yeah, but the difference between him and Dexter,
I think Dexter had concrete hard evidence
that they were, they had a code.
Yeah, I know that he lived by yeah into
Donating to team water, which is a great cause but at the end of the day, let's be honest chat
But what why are you posting this now?
But did you post mostly clickbait? No if team water raises?
This is a new clip. What was that million dollars today? Who gets the credit for it, bro?
Who's gonna remember when you did this? Oh
Um, oh, this is team water and this is my money. Who gets all the credit for this?
Yeah, when did he react like this to this? Mr. Beach exactly so basically
Mr. Beach
Give me some money
So basically
We're all donating. He's getting all the credit, but
You're talking 200,000 people to watch this
Yeah, yeah as much as I want to agree with JC as best I can right um I
Agree with what he says right, but the way out of it is like a really simple solution
Like like if you get called up, you know, I think you could just say
Like a lot of people did it. Yeah, I just donate privately and should I get like like oh, that's a cool cause
was good job guys I really like the stream I keep it up and I do keep my
donations private so that it's just went out rates and nobody really blinked
the name of people who said that. This stream we just excreted. We just lied.
Who cares if it's private or public it's just like you shouldn't you
shouldn't expect credit you should just give to just give. That's kind of what
I'm saying I absolutely agree with that. You can gift publicly but just don't
expect some sort of like, well, exactly, you know, actually,
for some reason, and it's all in this kind of feels overall,
like you see this kind of exchange of service of, Oh, I'm
being asked for this. And it's not a trade off that I that I
want that what it's a, I think it's kind of a donation,
right? And yes, we're going to claim the credit and maybe
that and I was maybe that makes you not going to do it,
right? But that makes your vision that it's going to be
and they say it's sort of where you would get credit for this and if I get something else
guys, it gets rid of it, then you won't do it.
Then I feel like it's a little bit like, it's a bit like hate farming a little bit.
Yeah, I mean that's the reason I don't donate to charities is because I might not get
credit and I can't risk that.
Oh, let me ask that.
I didn't see any of this, but did Mr. Beast like pressure people into donating?
It was a, okay, okay.
I said it while it was live and I said it afterwards.
I said, I'll be honest with you,
I thought that the methods were a little bit too much.
And not just a little bit, it was way too much.
Looking, I said it at the time,
but when it was still live,
that I was looking at the bullets,
after, and I said it multiple times,
that I think that the method was just not okay.
Like, just the fact that like,
recalling and re-bring of somebody
and then going back and onto the same people,
I think it was too much.
And I think the reading of the rule
was just not happening.
And I also feel like, and I think there's a bit of another story,
like the reading the room of that room with Min Aiden
was not good either.
Like Min Aiden kept pausing and looking at each other
and looking at him as in like,
yo, can we do like a read the room check?
And it's likely we just not connect.
You can look back into the pod at least 10 times.
We pause, I look at Aiden, I look at him,
and there's a pause and he doesn't read the room.
And I think it's just maybe a YouTube personality,
are you doing?
Like, I think when we said, oh, we did,
let's extend the stream.
And then I pause and I'm like, yeah, we could do that.
And I look at Aiden, and he's like,
so basically we're in, and I'm like,
well, I need to kinda look at some stuff
to see if we can do it.
Oh, so we're gonna get in there and do that thing.
So we're good.
And I'm like, yeah, well,
Bro, you know what I mean?
Like, bro, it's like read the room checks.
And you know, like-
You're writing in between the lines.
Yeah, you know, like a circle in a,
they're like, wait, there's a skill check.
And he just misses every check.
Like it's like, okay, come on, bro.
Just saying, oh, we actually ended up saying no.
We actually ended up saying no.
And he's, oh yes, hey, Funtai, brother, brother,
go back and actually watch the streamer.
I tried to make the put a stop to it,
and he just wouldn't stop it.
Just go and back and look at it.
Go back and look at it.
I try to put a stop to it and it just kept happening.
Like please brother, don't put that on to me.
Like that's crazy.
I'm just gonna say it.
Team Ward is one of them AI companies
and they just want water from the MayIs.
Something.
You need to get out right away.
The F.
Ah.
The F.
What is that?
Faces very have some bad bodies.
Not the F.
What are the capabilities?
And so I don't mind we were still on business. They call me out about something. I do that's bad
I don't give a shit. Call me out if I just think bad coming out
But I on that stream my social radar was pretty good
It was pretty acute and I tried to stop a lot of but the bullshit
I did put a stop some of the bullshit
And I try to get some pushback while I I mean what about it's
You know, Atex, QC, welcome to the jungle.
Yeah, but I suppose if it is going to a good cause and the money is actually getting used
well, so hopefully people actually...
I don't think that the guys of it being for good should be like a trade-off, right?
It should never be...
Like, in my opinion, you should...
Oh, it's for a good cause, so let's do some dumb shit there.
I always disagree with that.
Like at least with some degree.
I think some wiggle room is very, very little, but it's just what I say.
You got a bad call in Corona, yeah, but not just sort of a bunch of political too.
I mean, let me ask this.
Did it count as a charitable thing for you too, like on your taxes?
Should probably, I didn't ask some people.
But probably, yeah, I think that counts as it.
I think it's an actual charity, actual foundation, and the
is actually, well, I tried in China,
I don't do metal finances, I mean that's fucking.
I mean, I guess, yeah, I mean, W.
Well, even if it does, that's just perfectly fine.
I mean, I think if that is even more,
people think that donations being a tax write-off
is a raw gain for you, that's incorrect.
That's always gonna be a brand that have been in it.
But if anything, it's an incentive to donate,
but it causes good, so nobody gives a shit.
You still lose money, exactly.
you still lose like what?
Oh, is it actually?
I thought it was like a smart thing to do
for like a really rich person to do.
Like it's like chipping away.
Like when you do the donation stuff,
it's like a good way to chip away your taxes
that you have to pay.
Well, it's tax deductible, right?
But you still have to go through the whole mill, right?
It still goes through the system.
And there's a cap on total donation.
It's complicated a little bit.
Yes, it is as a chat shut up chat a 24
Barley son no s
One guy said read the room and it's mr. Beast. It's like he's on his old channel on his old to counters
Wait
Donating to team watch is a great cause
But
Yeah, yeah, yeah, again, I I feel like the distribution of credit is kind of like
Is I matched with
What did what the exactly they build well in
They give them the tools to build well
They maintain them as well. Yes. Yeah. Oh my god, dude
It's so dumb
Nine hours of getting blamed
The team sees do stuff, they actually ended up doing this up a lot I hope so
What happens if you type in team water on on on YouTube? Do they have like a channel?
No
Generally though like a lot of stuff other role if I I am not but I'm not getting
Go to my if I ask Jimmy right now on the phone to give me like some some pictures or some some videos like he has them
Like he doesn't post on the only
Event on on his other channel, right?
Because love is born with a watch it and it hurts it really hurts the the algo and it hurts their channel to potion people don't watch it
If you post videos that people do not watch it fucks with you it fucks with your channel
It's like they don't do it like you either says it says in the past people don't watch it scroll down a little bit
So they don't have an effect so team water don't actually have their own
Channel no, it's probably like a website or something
All I know is like every YouTuber I watched at that time was doing this.
It was like on the side of the YouTube thing.
Teamwater.
See, some people have trust issues with charities because it's like the CEO just uses it.
Some charities anyways, I'm not saying this one, but the CEO is just pocketed money
and yet we need this for worker costs and that's just yeah I think I just keep on
just right now and see if it's real or not well yeah I mean I think it is right
though like is there any way to see who owns the business and yeah I'm just it
was it's all there I'm pretty sure it's all all I doubt they'll I doubt mr. yeah
yeah I would all the time he's gone through like I he would surprise me if
if you did some fucking shit again.
There he is, Mr. Beast there, he's in the water.
Where?
I think he'll be back, no, I was just joking
cause there's a guy there on the picture.
Oh, there's actually a lot of stuff here.
A hundred and ninety seven, what's that,
what followers on what though?
What is this?
A lot, logic tree.
Well, I'm not gonna look at all the channels
on streaming show like that, it gets kinda weird.
It's like when we were looking at the Minnesota
Roger lever I mean that YouTube guy was wrong like people people hate it being like people hate to see the narrative is kind of
The narrative can still be correct, and then everything about it is wrong
Okay, it's like it's like the educate the guys to maintain it the people that live there
For the Guinness World Record for donations
I don't know a lot about it, it is the whole thing.
I think it would be better if they taught them how to get.
I mean, I was wrong, I just said, bro, you're not listening here.
The narrative is correct.
The methods and the examples, most of them end up being completely incorrect.
But we looked at it, they said, oh, this big building has a big parking lot and we
are all the drivers and you look up the LLC and look at the company of that exact
to me. And it says one driver, one unit. How are you being a car? They have a one car.
They have one guy and the guy's home address. And like, well, the car is not there because
the one guy is probably out driving. Like, I mean, but anyway, that was what that was
it. That was that was true for almost all the example he showed it. So at that point,
it's like, brother, I agree. There's a fucking fraud happening. There probably is a business
companies so they call it right no that's right but still still they have
the example shows showed it didn't look like fraud I mean they looked pretty
legitimate they had all their shit lined up all the dust went a row and
there's nothing wrong with them
well I'm not wrong I watched and we look at it we look at all the filings
but I went to and then we will get all the filings I'm not saying I'm not
I'm not talking about him going to the fucking spot and go,
oh guys, look at the camera, whatever.
Like, we actually looked at all the fucking tax ship,
the filing, the couple ship, all of it out there.
Dokes, holy, something's just not right.
Can't put my finger on it.
I'm trying to figure this out right now.
I'm trying to read this through.
Is it, wait, wait, wait, when we skip?
What?
Wait, what?
No, no.
Oh
What's his eyes? What's that guys eyes?
I haven't helped me get to this. What do you this is what was I about? Oh
I saw her so far
We're saying for three hours
I'll just I alright I'll walk in
no that's fine I was talking about like we actually went through and looked at all
the fucking but I guess they only post the fucking videos because they get
hated on YouTube like people when people have a narrative like any sort of
pushback in any direction people get mad
I'm all just a real thing
That was a real video. I thought that was an AI video.
Does it know?
These people are all actors.
This bank is a secret film set.
Ah, I can't hear this in my mind.
Oh, it's on there?
Oh, look.
Use it right here.
Nice. Play a bit. Play a bit. Play a bit.
Wee!
Shotgunbuzz just getting straight into water. Let's go.
Why is there no water coming out of the rain?
Brother? It's overflowing.
That is actually really good though, but they could do that.
That's actually very nice.
This is one number 800 something, you mean?
I don't like that lie.
Yeah, there's a W, yeah.
I didn't even know he was exhausted.
That flows a little, that flows a little.
It looks, to me, these are nice sturdy and pretty easy to repair, but I don't know how that actually works.
80, this is 800. What are you, 80?
Mr. Beast has got his YouTube channel there.
This is 802. No, the title of the video says 81, but it says 800.
well well well look what we have here it's a well
I'm very cool.
Now we have to watch this.
Wait, two minutes and we'll watch a ballerina before I can win.
What is that?
You!
Oh my gosh!
That's me talking to you!
I'm talking to you!
I'm talking to you!
That's me talking to you.
I'm talking to you.
Yeah, we watched it.
Is the man going to react some shit?
Yeah, we watched it lying on the screen.
I'm not even gonna lie to you.
After the game.
Fuck, y'all take it.
Here's my shit.
What's the end of it?
Yo, yo, yo.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
I'll take one of my flags
and smack this boy with Max 4,
Keeping in line like track horse ain't no back for
Pop him on the hand he's in five stars cartoon acne nigga talk shit, but never had me
This man swallowed the black hill if that don't make him mad I guarantee anyone black will
Do the same for black people really stumps me you played over watching God carry by your monkey
I hate your building a way that you look resemblance to hell
But no brain with a date you took that crazy
But a tooth bound down on the truth watch your mouth no truth how
i got the juice now stupid nigga probably can't talk about the juice
loose and never seen she's what a goofy
uh give a f*** about that i'm just a goofy dooper, bro
to a little bitch man dig this nigga up i ain't killed this
nigga enough i love it when they call my bluff and they say
shit i'm just playing with this pen i'm his flow state
frying up this nigga i need grip give me propane so bro
wanna solve this with a violent slur pierce me in my neck if i was
fucking line fuck I'm like that
Spartan rage body in the nigga around me
swinging from the great like a fucking walking
dead zombie, Ripley, better believe it
or not I catch you, I'm spinning up
Black Roo Bricks give a fuck about who he
Ripley, thick skulls dragging through the rock
and pavement, Vivian's had a face and
drink the blood right from the basin
You troll I told you
Brace this, you want me to talk about
the blood, the dj, what's the nigga
No!
I mean bro it was just a diss thing
And he could have said a million worse things too, but he didn't I feel like he kind of stayed in line to like with things
I mean it's hard to make a diss track on X because he's so handsome perfect and good at games and rich so he did well considering
So I get one G
All right, um, let me just organize my
My, uh, OBS, I could, yo, is it delayed?
Oh, but it'll get you big or not,
because I could probably just watch it on the main.
Because I wanna show them the dance now.
I guess it joins in the bathroom.
Brother, we just, we had peek on this in the bathroom.
What?
I just go in the bathroom and I play sports monitor and I go like this, like that, like
that.
Buddy, buddy, in high school you would go into a stall and we had this contest, but
the goal was to see if you could get to the other stall without touching the middle
divider.
Yeah, then I would have a, oh, no, I just, wait, hold on, nobody?
X. Alright, what's up?
It's already late, so what's up?
Disco, Disco, quick, that's your post, I think.
What's in 15?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
What's that candy about?
I see it.
Yeah, well, I can actually lift though.
I didn't pull that back all the way down, I thought you were talking about it.
Best TVs
Sure. Nope, there's one.
We fucked up bad.
Who and who?
Wait, I think I like Saban. I think I know his music.
wait wait chat he does like a ambience shit no no ambient but like a
well I was being met with it I thought people would Google survive for both you
know dude wait it original oh I actually just saw the rating for this this was
like that's uh doing that I love seven point something wait is the old dude
Yeah, I almost fuck you
Wait
Yeah, yeah, I know
And he goes like a high score or some shit
Yeah
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I got two more jobs at one of the sort house where we just basically a lot of house yeah
is basically just like basically like Christmas turkeys chickens you'd have to like put the
electric knife in the chickens mouth then cut its throat then drain the blood
then you had to then you had to put in that's like water bucket with rubber to
take pluck it and it was like pluck the feathers it would spin it around in the
It was a fair part of the working day.
The miserable smell bad.
It was a fair part of the working day.
It wasn't a favorite part.
Watching the lights go out out of the living creature.
I just liked it when they just stopped moving.
I liked it when I had the power to make them stop moving.
Slight chat, it's a reference for me and me.
Oh, you're doing something.
Thank you for the subs man much love make sure to check if you have a crime as well guys
Have one more job, okay, I actually have one more hour
Then then the real factory job came in where I upgrade from janitor to contractor
It's the same job you can't put for motion. Oh, it's not it's not it's a little bit of a one of those
by myself in one company and then I swapped and I started doing painting jobs, cement jobs.
I also did I installed a security barrier on the roof so that roof workers wouldn't fall
off.
It's completely different than Jader.
What?
It's a completely different job.
There's nothing close to it.
i'll have one more job here by the way
all that was it
well i didn't know we were counting editors because i added it as well
edited this fucking ball
edited it and got paid
yes same
i'll show you the last job at greek
came i last job was at the ninety-nine p-shop
basically just acting shelves in the night tonight p-shop
uh... then i then i was straight then i became famous
uh... i don't have any more jobs but i did do
you know i don't have them
really odd
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It wasn't about landscaping.
So what we would do, we had fertilizer and shit, and we had this little machine that
would be like a green spinner, and it would spin in the middle, right?
And you would love these little balls in that motherfucker, right?
You'd clutch it in, and you would do this, and based on the wheels spinning forward,
The spinner would spin to a certain gear ratio and would spin and give the fertilizer around
its movement-based boom, fuck you.
Alright.
Wait, you could technically put streamer on yours too as your last one.
No, that's not a job.
I don't even have one to drive.
athlete to that list. Wait, why? Spend time doing it and you have a lot of potential. And you
have to pay taxes on it and you get like a how? It's just like a self-employed. I call it a paid hobby.
Well, that's true too. I mean, but that's a lot of jobs for people too that are normal jobs.
Yeah, but the more you see as a job, the more it will be and feel a job. If I ever acknowledge
it's a job then I'm just flocking in and that shit's trashed in that quick
then well it feels like a job for me because I have to carry you in every
fucking game I feel like a job is that you don't put up your fucking shit
that's a bitch ass fucker yeah what do you mean by you know who you are by the
way let's get back on that one what do you mean by that buddy I'm tuning in to
a bodily where I'm gonna watch my team win and I get ignoring me
Yeah, what great wait there's an interview link. They're doing it. I'm doing it at home. Oh
Guys, I just lock in remember soccer feet
You love your team
Locking
Hopefully win
Virtual camera start virtual camera
I'm sure I'm generous
No, it's fine. You're good, bro. You go put on a, um, like a bull shirt.
Okay, I'm in. Mods, are they still going to just fling someone stream, or is that going to show?
Mods, is that okay? Is that okay to show? No, it shows the key at the top of it.
Okay, you're not streaming that, right?
I had a point to their tally
Like Gustavo go let's go to a live shows with the winning penalty
Can you give some advice to the young players out there who maybe want to sharpen up their 1v1s?
What helps you to be better at the 1v1s?
I've been training for the before and before, and that's why I have a 1v1s for me.
And I think God bless me this time.
I love that.
Obviously you were able to get that extra point for a glitch FC.
Monitor along the center.
got a few L's in the follow-ups.
Do you expect to be winning more games
and adding on to that point that you just
helped your team with?
Yeah, yeah, I think that the point's
going to help us a lot, obviously.
But now we need to focus on the game.
The game's not going to be easy.
So I just need to change my mind first
and focus on the game for a lot of time.
Absolutely.
And the way you started out today,
seems like it's going to be a great day for you.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
We're back in the studio.
Susanna, talk to you.
Thank you so much, Alisha.
I am absolutely honored.
We know we talked about goalkeeping royalty.
I am in the presence of it once again,
because I'm a judge by what's in Miami State.
I have a personal monitor here.
Dean Sankler also plays with the Canadian Men's National
Team.
My good friend, it's so good to see you.
Thank you so much for coming to say hello.
What are your first impressions of Baller League USA?
I'm loving it.
I'm loving it.
I think I feel a little bit for the goalies,
because these situations are never easy.
But in terms of a whole concept, I'm loving it.
How do you think you would fare as a baller league goalkeeper?
Because obviously we know you're incredibly talented.
But this is a whole different brand of goalkeeping
that's required.
Do you think you'd do it?
So luckily for me, I grew up in Canada.
So because of the weather sometimes,
we can't always play outside.
So we put a lot of indoor soccer as well.
So whether it's futsal or like this.
I think I'd do it.
If I was to play it, I'd want to be one of the strongest
to be able to be on this.
Well, I mean, we've seen some pretty sick goalkeeper goals
in Balder Lake this year, so I could totally
see you banging them in.
It'd be amazing.
So I'm just, you know, if Ronaldinho
decided to, like, get on the phone, give you a call,
Dane, you available, you would be open to it.
I'll be open.
OK.
I can get back to the schedule.
Yeah, I'm going to jump in on the interview,
try to get about the interview.
So I had to be locked in.
Miami, how are you settling in to this beautiful city?
Yeah, it's lovely to be able to come to events
like this where it's inside the community and there's to be able to kind of see what Miami's all about.
Amazing. Thank you so much for taking the time to join us and thank you for being here.
Come back anytime. We welcome you with open arms, but now let's take a look at our next matchup.
You asked me! That's me!
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a second.
Who are you?
Clown, yeah, but which one's the real one them? Oh, that's me. That was actually you though
Look, that's me
Get get the suit on oh, it says uncheck a video start play back
Uncheck restart video playback
All right, we're about to be joined by a very special guest we were hoping to see in person today, but he's a line
and we got it!
Of course he is!
Of course he's always online!
XQC!
Where is he?
Hello guys!
Hello, I'm at home, I'm just watching today, but I'll be there the next time physically,
you can come.
XQC question now since you're watching from home, which by the way you're always here. Thank you for always been here
What is the vibe from watching baller league from home?
What's your analysis on the other teams here? You know, who's the worst tell us? Oh?
Well, it's really cozy. It's really cozy, and I love you all watching from home, right?
So I just wanted you to see what it's like if you're gonna be in their shoes
And it's really cool. I enjoyed a lot and I'm happy that we got our first win last week
Yeah.
That, I mean that was a, a, a decisive win as well.
I mean you guys came out in a, in a big way.
And then today you guys get the Celsius energy point.
So you're already at an advantage today.
So I feel like things are trending up for Glitch FC.
How are you feeling?
Well, I kind of predicted that as well.
Uh, on the first, on the first game people were clouding on us a little bit.
And then I said we're getting better on the second game.
And I said we're almost there.
And on the third game we actually got a W.
So it's turning up and it's not stopping.
And I think everybody's want to keep up it under toes.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely, there is, as we take a look at the glasses.
Yep.
From the last week for XQC, Gleach FC.
Oh, I remember that.
I was waiting, I was waiting for the win.
XQC, I'm going to tell you, I was waiting for that win.
Well, we had talked about it, they've been so close in other matches.
So it felt like this win was coming.
But XQC, when you watch this back, like, for you,
What do you think was the difference?
What puts you guys over the edge?
Discipline and hard work.
At the end of the day, when it comes down to it,
Artem is super locked in.
And you guys should have seen the face of the coach
last week, the week before last week, when we lost.
He wasn't even talking to me.
I was asking him questions and he ignored me.
And he was going straight to the lockers, right?
And that's how much they want to win.
And I got a commandant for that.
And they went in and put all the work in.
And then I stopped in here.
So you were saying that you were waiting for us to win,
that you don't have to wait any longer.
That's what we're going to get now.
OK.
Let's go.
All right.
That's what we're talking about, manager.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, SQC.
All right.
Should we send it out to Chris?
Let's go.
All right.
Game time.
Let's do it.
Game time.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
And we are indeed ready for this one.
And not only do we have Glitch FC and Showtime FC
coming up.
Good shit.
We have a special guest commentator.
Great job, guys.
It's super long for this one.
It's super.
Thanks for throwing on the headset.
and watching this game with me.
All right, hold on.
Let me just remove this part.
OK, now I should be able to get the video.
Should play by itself, though, no?
It should just play.
Use the settings and I take a minute to load it.
Uh-oh.
It's not actually locking in.
Oh, he is going to watch chat.
There's no way he just did the interview.
Fine shit.
He loads up dead block now.
I
There's a dead lock these are the minis was right image. I have this sorry, sorry
I mean you just give me the other feed deferred just for just for now. Sorry about that. I don't want to watch it live
I don't have the delay on
Guys, I'm watching it. Well, please
I'm just asking a prod guys because it should be working so I don't know
I'll just just watch from the delay for now
Chat can you give me the feed of the live one oh
I could watch I could watch watch in the in the call that had a head open in a minute ago
Yeah, I'm sweating on that was sure that you've been making me nervous
And bang
I've actually played with a couple of the showtime players.
I've been playing TST one year.
Yeah, TST you said?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, wow, amazing.
Yeah, so Kitsuper is with us.
So what have you made so far with the ball league experience?
It's you kind of get to watch it from the coaches dugout over there, but out here in the commentary
I mean, this is this is this is all the fans and my friends
Like that was the call
Wow big show. Yeah, I know I love it. I love how close we are. I love how competitive it is
I love how passionate like we tied and we're still pissed
First of all, because we get matchday four started here with this.
Oh, it wasn't a bad idea there from Leo Espinosa,
where the shirt number 22,
I'm going to brace in the last game. By the way,
so you give away that you know, right?
Oh, yeah. The goalkeeper for sure.
Usually we have a, usually we have a, what?
We'll not only stand up, but make sure you're paying attention.
Yeah, I actually caught a ball earlier.
I've had a few projectiles fly towards, towards my head.
in my time. Oh, he missed it.
Over here. Yeah, I was going to say that just happened.
That was an attempt, but it looks like he's been eating a little bit too
many churros. I watched the first year here.
First, I will be the meanest commentator. You know what, though?
Oh, man, he's got he's got the physicality.
Yeah. Strong hold up by a cover.
Strong hold up play. Good strike of a ball as well.
Yeah. Yeah. Do not judge the book by a cover.
Let us know. So yeah, I can tell you that one yellow for David
This is actually good by the way. They're actually like real...
Um...
Nice little attempt here towards...
I just want to... I just want to...
Um...
Yeah, I...
Alright, fuck it. I'll watch it with the lens.
Bang.
I think it's worth a little bit of delay.
Because the quality is so much better.
Sometimes I think because of the rules of the corner kick...
Should I go top of the bus stop?
Yeah.
You know, there are times where the two flags are up
And I'm wondering do you just intentionally hit the ball off of the defender to try and get that third corner going I feel like
it's a tactic that has been underutilized so far.
I agree because
And then you should ask this guy for some tips on how to go do the goalie, you know?
Such a big chance.
True, you should.
No, no, no.
You should go the arena.
You should do it then.
The early stage we heard there from XQC.
He's actually good.
He's actually good.
That's you.
Your team has wasted no time to get it going and follow the park.
That's part of my pre-game speech.
get out of it quickly and.
Yeah, nice little give away on here.
Oh, David was wrong.
I still got chasing towards the goalkeeper.
The tempo dialing up here.
The goalkeeper is out.
And we just have to be careful.
The goalkeeper for the goalkeeper
is going to assist.
Really?
The goalkeeper.
How does he have those?
From distance?
Yeah, from distance.
And playing in the shootouts is one thing.
You get a family shot, but you get three corners
around two here.
Maybe three, maybe three.
Showtime, that ball just has a little bit too much on it.
It's too heavy there for my T.S. Parane.
You guys got the Celsius, which is going to keep going.
Yes, unable to get it tonight, but we needed it tonight.
We've been great.
Yeah, when you get the draw.
Can't forget the ball, if he made pass it to you.
But as well as Midnight, we just have to play.
That's definitely a competition, right?
Top of the table, Ronaldinho's.
Yeah, unfortunately, that was not long.
I think it's like a kind of like a 30.
Because he's my absolute idol.
I think he's all of our idols.
Yeah, it's just one of those players that you just can't help but admire a little bit of a shove here.
I actually like how much the refs are letting you play.
That's actually one of the things we get to see here from our little front row vantage point is
the refs and the lead officials also.
Really? Really?
We say that little free kick here at a good spot.
No, that was fun.
You have to strike it through this traffic.
You're amazing at this, by the way.
Okay, oh well.
Showtime on the free kick.
He took the energy and being upset about the last time.
He's all here, president.
What do you got for kids?
For kids, super.
Can we hear him?
Or we can read him?
Yeah, we can read him.
Oh, good.
If the ball of the USA stream up.
Well, I mean, he did the e-geness step on him, so.
So we'll get Chaco in here.
I didn't write the phone.
It's super.
Can't respond.
Joining me here on commentary, a little layoff.
There's a window for a second.
That's Table.
I know we drafted these guys,
But I didn't realize but all they had some news in there.
Yes, so he didn't even need to add that.
No, we did not.
Maybe just do it just to get the little option going.
Yeah.
So team is dirty.
But my team is actually good though.
Now on this left side, play back to the goalkeeper.
I'll let him be surprised if he were not first place
at the end.
It's a real window.
Oh!
The corner was there.
Good response there.
Nice try.
nice right getting forward for Glitch FC the goalie is looking a little hurt and a
lot of us don't have goalie subs that's nice
oh hey potentially yellow potentially that's fine to me that's clean that's
clean that's a boy that's a boy wait a minute that's fine
I mean, they both missed the ball, and it's showing them that he missed the ball.
How is it going to get off if the guy doesn't have to do the ball?
He really missed it. The guy missed the ball.
If you're right, you're right. If you're wrong, you don't get any more.
And then, also, tactically, we've used it just to slow down the game.
Wow. That's what the fans want.
That's what the fans want.
get the ball back then. After that shot, that was embarrassing.
Bull all be better.
BOOM!
BOOM!
That's what the team is up against!
That's my boy!
That's a good goal.
Oh, they punished it.
That was a faggot.
Those cannonballs.
That's one of the great joys you have to put on your seat.
That's a well taken strike though.
Over the head of the goalkeeper here with power.
Dude!
Well taken.
The pass was in second place.
Almost an instant response.
That was the last rater.
Full speed top bins.
You know, some things that
one time.
Help it on there as well.
These guys are massive.
And so it's not always good to be
I'm not sure if the manager's asked for the corners.
Go ahead and frame it.
Oh, come on.
That's a corner.
That's our first.
Come on.
30.
This one is played now by Miguel Pedrito.
Benito.
I think this one is bad.
Benito is danking.
He goes up and then he kills it.
What's he doing?
Jack Miller, I'm entertaining.
I want to read some comments.
I want to hear what the chat thought of your goal call.
Yeah.
No, I think they're...
Ooh!
Is that a corner?
Yeah, that's a corner.
Are they all speaking English?
No, it's a bench.
There's my coach, my coach!
Go Alex Sander, Masayo.
This guy was locked the fuck.
Yeah, he's so locked in.
Nice, there's very...
I think this is a comeback.
You can move, move, ball behind.
Don't keep your feet off.
Nice.
And another corner comes in.
Mizrahi making that run forward.
And it does result now in that first corner flag
go up in the favor of Showtime MC.
Yeah, I want to say at least about it.
I think we can agree with that.
We can agree.
I'm sure you thought though, you went up 4-3
and that...
That was it, right? That was the three points
but then there was no response.
I'm lucky enough.
Really, really tough.
They're going to call him out a little bit.
He's a bit up on his control.
It's not a dumb rule.
I think it's just to get the game fresh.
Because a lot of things are made so that there's
action going on in it.
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.
Come on.
Contact there.
What is he doing?
Again?
Like, what is this guy doing?
You see it from the other side.
But it really stands out to me with the collisions coming in.
Oh, something is taking a nap on the ball.
Plus, strike opportunity was there.
Bang.
And it goes in for Derrick.
It's got Rios.
A little bit off the other side over there.
Here's a little greedy there.
I'm gonna share it with your team because they care about the fans and they wanted to give a ball to the fans
Is that what the Super Ninos players here hear the J Balvin's coming next week
Are you coming every game I feel you're gonna be here every week I've missed one game this far but
Yeah, and I mean it's so fun. I just wish it would might have been in New York City
Yeah
Oh
Yeah, that's on the defense. Bad defense there. They just run back in time.
Too many on the Ultas.
Not like they always fold at all.
That's the only game I score in game, hopefully this keeps going.
Well, this just shows how you guys always blame GK for going,
you blame me in a journey match.
Like, then it's Adler still going on the big end.
Smart, smart.
And for a good pace, Luna, who just scored.
Do you have a preferred game changer?
Do you have one that you really enjoyed?
Whoa, what do we do there?
I don't.
I like the one with the fair play.
I like the one that's the most similar to playing,
which I would say is the fair play one.
The other one's just like the worst team can really scrape away some goals which I don't
love like for example, speed.
Well that's because you have the best team.
Yeah, so like...
So you want it to be played on the most normal terms.
Yeah, like we went to the final last Game Changer and that's what was the best we could
do.
What happens if a goalie...
What's your favorite?
It's just a goalie goal.
The one that I found that is actually...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm looking for action.
Exactly.
So for me, the one that actually has proven to produce the most action is three play.
Yeah, because you have the three against two.
It's a good basketball player that isn't there.
I feel like that's the way this player was there to get back.
Yeah.
Let's see which one comes up here in three minutes.
Well, we had the promo there for the jerseys on the screen.
Baller, league, doctor, Matt.
Are the jerseys for sale?
No, I think that's another way you should get a point.
Could we remove that with the baller?
Please stop the jersey sales.
Do you know if your team's doing OK there?
I feel like.
I actually didn't know they were.
I think it's the best shirt obviously, but I didn't know they were for sale. Yeah, yeah
The merch go I know
Everyone's
Well, they think you have a freebie. Yeah, really
About two
You've got you threatened to get involved in the games. Are you at some point? I
I want to play the only issue is I have to take a roster spot and I just sprayed my ankle.
Look at looking on defense.
Okay, I'll do that at half time.
I want you to middle the game.
No, damn.
I don't have the data like texture and whatnot.
But there will be a moment where you see me on the field.
Watch out.
Watch out, baller league.
When Kid Super gets out on the field, his team, the Super Ninos, are off to
a great start in baller league.
13, or actually 11 points now.
I gave you credit for the win.
Oh, no, Jason.
Nice.
Good save from the goalkeeper.
What a save.
Having that strike.
Oh, hey, Ayo.
Ayo.
Yes, Ayo.
Hold on.
I believe it was pretty clean, but it was a big contact, though.
Well, I mean, he touched the ball immediately, so it's immediately added.
It's from the front, and he touched the ball.
That's kind of foolproof.
Wait, ref didn't see it.
Ref didn't see it.
Was that out?
That was no key out there.
No, the side of the bar, a complete out.
That was the key away.
Why are we giving away balls like this?
They lonely to put it back into play.
Yeah, they're running out of steam over here.
Alexander Vasayo center circle
Huge that's my interchanging with the goalkeeper glitch open the scoring in this one showtime have found the response
Yeah, just a little kept in there by Golds.
Now Darren Scott-Rios.
All right.
OK, this is a good one.
Power shot!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
We won the extra point. Now he's winning the game.
And he's the wild part.
I just had to say, I'm just going to wait for him.
That's an introduction.
That's a double-strummer.
Fire beyond the goalkeeper.
I think he throws the fire and then he led on.
And it's glitched back in the lead.
That's a left-right blow too, I think.
Good touch. That was crazy.
Oh, it really came there.
Velody.
Yeah, they're also over doing the offense here.
Yeah, let's see what he can do.
Look at him go.
They've seen a few performances.
Pass back, man!
We say that.
It gives away the ball.
Acosta is in.
Georgia Acosta!
Pass back, man!
The goalkeeper.
Think deflect on its way out.
Another corner flag coming here for a moment.
One of the short-time players forgot about that rule.
Danny's not even.
I changed it.
Like, did he go out?
No, I guess it's a foul.
Yeah, I think it's a kick in.
So we're not doing the corner flag there.
put it to play. Nice. And now it's K-Chain for time. Let's see. What do we got? Here it comes. Alright, what do we get this weekend?
Three.
Three play plus one with the home.
Alright, so we go plus one here. Oh. What does that mean? We'll start. Touch one to one, two to two, two to three.
Yeah, it's two to two with the goalkeepers. But the attacking goalkeeper, what's with the ball into play, you can't touch it again.
So it becomes a one-on-one situation.
And then if a goal gets scored, let
me start adding players on as each goal gets scored.
So we start at one against one in the field,
and then 2B2, and then 3B3, and so on.
This can lead to a lot of goals.
Chad, these on paper look good, but it just works.
Just you'll have to give them a chance to get back in the game.
It's a complicated.
It's just a game, you know, a game changer.
Yeah.
If you start first with the ball,
you have a chance to score.
How do they pick that?
This is just random.
It is cool.
I think it will depend on who ended the problem with Sarge and all the ball last.
I think what people will agree is that the game is pretty stale.
The 90 minutes for Matt Nolmo.
You get 0-0s, 1-0s.
You're gonna step forward.
No, you'll watch this.
You're gonna get fired.
You got shots at no power, no accuracy.
Yeah, there he is.
Do we know his background, anything about him?
Well, I believe he's Brazilian.
Okay.
So that's about as much as I know.
Not bad.
So, here we go.
There's Gomes.
Here he comes.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hey!
That was good.
Yeah, that was good defense.
Showtime to put it back into play.
That was good, but the other guys' legs are like fucking mosquitoes.
It's pretty good that you're allowed subs.
Congratulations.
From player one to oneing every time.
Yeah.
I think it's just being placed over there.
So because it went off of showtime last, it's good to get it.
Benito's by himself, and he's looking for a pass.
Come on, Benito.
Pass it to you by yourself.
Benito now faces up.
They let him turn.
Benito carries around the defensive.
Oh!
And sand off the ball.
Oh my god.
I screwed my money.
Oh my god.
the other end. Here now is
channel. I would buy out of
the you put me in there over
there. What is that? I just
go that. Okay. Here we go.
Here's going. So a second
flag as well for showtime.
That's definitely up to
corners. Yes indeed. Here he
goes again. Look at this
flag. This guy is so good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what rough!
What, hey, hey, hey, what the fuck was that?
Rubs on me!
Yo, yes!
Clean, clean, clean, that's clean, that's clean,
that's clean, that's so clean, holy shit.
So the free kick is to come.
Yeah, you guys see that?
I didn't see fucking nothing.
Bro, I was fucking Ray Charles and I
I didn't see fucking nothing.
that goes
here we go the referee's gonna hand back the challenge flag
so the referee is saying no in terms of the challenge
so it's gonna be a penalty kick here
oh man Jesus
it was Miss Rahi who was in behind for denial of an obvious
So what about when he held him and let me drag him back
like with both his hands
Really good as well at the energy point
If she were ready for two, two
Wow
Guys, you really gotta fuckin' make these penalty kicks
That makes me furious
But Gomes got lucky because that was really...
I guess fouls here are really bad
Gomes goes again
Oh, boom, boom, boom.
Second goal of the game.
Sport is well up to get.
That's what we do.
Glitch FC, the Chelsea's energy boy.
What an impact he's made.
We're doing this club.
We play ball in this club.
This guy's really good.
Oh, yeah.
I looked out the other end.
Is that last week's final one?
What was that?
What was that?
Sorry about cursing to the chat.
That was the broadcast.
the second goal there for showtime so play is opening up and now we've got 3d3 for the final
minute here of this game changer period this is rock late gaming greek for sure right showtime
of okay space opening up here there's some of the dragon it's generally annoying oh come on
this is actually getting insane this is genuinely getting annoying
but it's not a penalty kick no it's not a penalty kick i did you're giving
They're the early contact.
They're the one who fell.
Yeah.
But 1v1, it's a penalty.
We're going to score on this right now.
I have a feeling.
Because he's going to score.
Yeah.
Please score.
This one will be nice.
We've seen some poor free kicks today.
That's it.
Let's go straight up.
That's your top right.
Watch this.
We practiced this.
The nail's going to have a strike,
and you hit that one with real power.
OK.
We don't care.
Is anybody else over?
Yeah.
We don't care because she's trying to power,
and it's barely too high.
like this goes in most of them 3v3 dog deflects very nice that's the corner though
that'll be the third corner
oh yeah i'm about to get him
oh man yep that's the first
no it was 3-11 there's three flags
I think right now if you're showtime you just try to keep this at 3-3 yeah to see out the final seconds do you guys have a tactic for kind of seeing out the last seconds
What a pass.
Oh, that's a possession.
Honestly, if I was there and I was to the player,
just start dragging them, just both hands on the jersey.
And just, I mean, if that's what we're doing today,
then fuck it.
Is it a new rule that you just drag players by the jersey?
I mean, go, lift it forward.
Maybe one last chance.
Until the break, that goalie responds.
But as you said there, gets you for a really good first
half here, 3-3.
It is right now going into the break and Lich FC and Shota
putting on a good show here for the fans.
Some great goals in this game as well.
I don't know if you've ever talked to the huddle,
but we like to go live and hear what the coaches
and what the Maddie are saying to the team.
All right, so let's hear it from the Lich FC side are saying.
He's a big guy. You're a big guy. You're big out there.
Boom. They're getting there. Pressure them.
Real.
If I keep going forward, there are some defects behind me, I don't think I can go back.
That's what I'm saying, in a corner, if you go, it's that you're close, you're close, because look at them.
You don't have to turn around, you have to turn around, you have to turn around.
If the archer doesn't have the advantage, he doesn't have the advantage.
You have to attack, you have to go to the right, you have to attack.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Get close to them.
That's what I'm saying.
They're in the space.
Spanish, they were just saying, we need to play a lot more like Super Niños.
That was really what they were saying.
How is your Spanish? Is your Spanish okay?
Yeah.
You're working with J-1000.
Yeah, yeah, and my mom's actually from Spain.
Oh, wow!
My Spanish is pretty good.
I actually did understand what they said.
And here's that strike coming in from Luis Felipe Fernández.
Oh, I thought that was the same.
I almost said it.
It's a really good goal to this first half.
That goes over the head of the goalkeeper.
Don't leave this.
Well, hit there.
Go fair swing your cam before bringing it up.
Showtime would have their responses a decent hit
as well, coming in from Geronimo Luna.
really what they're talking about was a lot about the pressure and that's like
one of the things that I think a lot of teams are trying to get right how much
pressure do you guys have to be right in the middle of the force now why now
either session session or out of possession like
you know so much and show time oh no I think about getting forward and
nearly had the chance there for showtime to take the lead once again
the top level. Boom. Oh, it
wasn't far away there from
meeting. Yo, see this there?
Yo, top level performers coming
in off that left. It's a good
striking towards that. Yo, W.
There were there from rain.
It's gonna come up though that
wait. Hold on. It's finished
to be fair. Oh, I think they
He's got a strap and a boarding chair.
Yeah, there's the player in M3 who went for a bike in front of the goalkeeper on a long road.
That's all I had to go to, Jim.
Don't work a minute right there.
Come on.
Yes, very nice.
Come on, Leo.
Yeah!
Yes.
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
Nice.
That's clean!
That's so clean.
Nice.
Nice.
That's all we do at the JXC, buddy.
What does it really mean?
Fuckin' get him.
Leo, for a little spin.
Hit that ball.
It's Leo Churro Espinoza.
Oh.
Very nice.
It's a little touch there.
Meaning you're going to go chasing it.
Very, very nice.
Very nice.
Pressure.
Pressure.
Pressure.
Oh, nice.
Leo in the...
Yes, sir.
What?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Nice nice nice and then
Everybody touch the wrong one to these
third goal and Barley's got two assists as well.
We got the YouTube stream up.
We're about to see the goal again so you can see it.
Oh, that was a wrong goal.
Jalazón, Jalazón, Jalazón, El Chaparral.
First comment there from Brian X5.
Who's to that?
Four at 3-0.
Who's to that?
Where's he's at?
D'Elna stepping forward now.
A cost of showtime after a comfortable behind the end.
It's like a very skinny first.
D'Elna, winning his side.
That's you, bro.
restart
Now they're balding I can now got the Spaniard there's not a field that the team that they're up against was just better drafted
That's upside this guy's playing three fields in the run in on the wrong server up towards Leo again
Come on. He's got the hold up play tries a little flick, but he just trying to do a cool one
Yeah, yeah, hasn't read going the other way
Oh
of Glitch FC, so that's two now on the board.
They're going away from the penalty kick.
That's also my boy.
There you go.
There's your comment.
That's a pointless driver.
For those saying the UK is better than the US,
I see those in the comments.
I've spoken to, what's the guy on Speed's team
who's played on both?
Oh, Steven Caldera.
Steven Caldera, and he said the intensity level
is pretty similar.
He said we're all just getting our bearings
because it's the first league who's ever played this before.
But he's in the league.
Clear that shit.
Nice.
Nice, yeah.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah?
He's looking his ass up.
Team has to find out.
Yes, Flavin.
This guy's dropped.
True.
True, Dane.
True, Dane.
Simulation.
That should just be an actor.
I mean, bro, bro, bro.
He was already into his arms.
He chose to do the dumb shit.
That's on him.
They have to.
I feel like the biggest 360.
How?
How was that?
How was that a?
That should not be a kicker.
Shrinking for what?
I'd say, do y'all think super ninos will win the Bar League?
I think they must.
Also, best name?
I think it's the best name.
I actually like this for this weekend.
All the fans are getting some attention.
I don't know, who else is in there?
You know what I mean?
Maybe he really wasn't injured, bro.
Where the fuck was that going?
Yeah, that is not going to go in.
Come on, bro.
I feel better now.
Nice header!
That's my boy!
That's Benito.
That's Benito there.
country. Yeah, yeah, it has to be in a neutral. Yeah, Russia.
Nope. Nope. Get it, boys. Get it, boys.
Oh, come on. If you just really break that thing, you might just fall.
It's got Rio. Is that going on?
That's a four. That's a goal kick.
Yep. And of a word.
Third flag, third corner means.
I just said the challenge flag was thrown
No, yeah, yeah, he didn't get much.
He actually had him.
He was hitting the right stick.
You go round him, I think you probably got him in the score.
I mean, did you get credit probably? It's not his fault.
I know, but he did win the extra points though.
Yes, guys, it's not his fault. He literally had the 12.
But Diego Vasayo keeping his team in it, one goal game.
And...
Redemption! Redemption!
Bye!
Bye, bye, bye!
What's going on?
It's time to go and get some sleep tonight.
Let's do it.
Bye, bye, bye.
Bye, bye, bye. We did it.
We did it, we did it.
Oh, Liga!
Mm, game.
One, two, three.
Two, three.
Come on.
They're down two goals. What are they doing?
Oh.
Oh, we're covered here in midfield.
Oh! Oh my god. Oh my god.
That's what he does.
That was the way...
That would have been a back-to-back miss-punch.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, my God. Nice try.
Nice try.
Can I keep your wild card?
I don't know how it works to look at.
Ten minutes just keep going.
Ten minutes.
Uh-oh.
Very nice move.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, you should.
I think I think I think I got.
Chat was speeds.
Um, pink here again was this one.
There's a player.
Come on.
Showtime is really stepping up.
He's a good player.
Couple minutes, but depending on the game,
Chet's happy to have one of the things that
can completely change the biggest one that can
potentially come is.
Oh, paint guy was wildcard and
He chose to keep him on it, but that guy he already wanted to drop a ball. I think that guy's
I think so bro, he works well with your team sir. Yeah as well
Oh my god, that was there man.
Just rip it, oh, oh, oh, that's a foul, but are we playing?
We'll let it go, Garen's got Rios turning, six, oh, oh, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Yes, you see, here, pull the excuse, please, bang, bang, holy, holy, holy, holy, all right.
Okay that was tough.
Nice tough.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
You saw the cam on him and you kinda like whirled for a person, man.
As soon as the camera went away, he turned around really fast as if it was not ghosting.
Open!
Again.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
This GK outclasses their fool.
I'm almost instantaneous.
No, and you're at ball.
Brother, you're on the wrong server again.
Brother there's another bitch somewhere else, buddy. What is he doing?
That gift of you had to go
Chase it down
They have to sign the moment
Hear the contact mark inside microphones is a costa went in there
I like the I'm able to make that's not all right then go to ball then then go to ball then go to bar
something was just thrown
In the direction of one of the I mean he challenged it was out of bounds already the costa
Here we go.
Is that a challenge?
My room's red again.
I don't think that was a challenge.
You only get one Varchek per engagement.
That's what we're doing, Adam.
We're barring it.
I don't think it's a challenge.
Oh.
What?
Yeah, yeah.
They won the challenge.
Oh.
And then they do that.
Yeah.
Won the challenge.
You have to give the ball away.
What the?
Oh yeah.
Wait, no.
They challenged him.
I don't even know.
No, it's not gonna work this time, buddy.
Yeah, I mean, I didn't see it.
That guy tried it though, didn't he?
Yeah, of course he did.
Hey, how's that offside?
That's the most onside thing since I've seen it since the 1900s.
It's not offside.
What?
That's why most keepers are just complete psychos.
That is correct.
And it's definitely a personality type being a goalkeeper you have to be buddy
Speed stole my two pickups that I drafted it the two players that I scouted if you stole both of them
Right and only accepted for clouds
They import this a wild card from Germany that they can as a player to be other players in the mile
here with his face. It was a good save but the goalkeeper got hurt and I was about to cry.
Look at this. Oh my god! Oh my god! And he still saved it even after he got hit. What a go.
Oh my god, is he okay? Hit him in his eyes. Lay on. He's now come back
upright. Wait, there's no way he could stand after something like this.
really it was just about the strike and how hard it was hit hold on a minute
hold on he's getting out team will come on just any for the music on a drink
holy she's not dropping yeah I'm gonna hit in my face no it's a little bit
oh give me some water real quick that'll fix it all he's water
Thanks Gatorade little wink. Yes sir ski!
Yo we can't show that, there's no way.
Holy shit. Bro hello?
In the middle of the audio.
So the appeal here is going to be a handball in the midst of all this.
of all this so here we go let's see the low cross what's that heartbeat it's
because of challenging the call
yeah if you can't see it it didn't happen that's what the fuck I said
Why is the camera like blurry though?
It happens so fast.
Is that you can't see it?
Is that guy with a hand camera following?
Actually, is this hard?
There's no way a hand can get this right.
It's natural hand movement.
That's natural though, right?
Yeah. This is natural.
This is the it's this is natural. Okay, what?
No, no, no, please stop still angry
I mean, there's no reason to do that.
So this format that they have to get is pretty much a thing.
That's the way it is.
It's a thing.
Getting a run up like this is pretty neat.
Yeah, you get a lot of distance.
So showtime are in it and that leaves us the chance with the game changer.
Oh, I forgot the leg game game changer.
Oh, wait, we catch on in and it's gonna soft.
Excuse me?
Well, lift it forward there.
We catch it soft, he's going to go out.
That was nice.
He gets it back.
Brother!
Oh!
Dude.
He needs back up though, nobody's going to have the field man.
Oh, the playing defense in this way.
Has a lot of tricks in his tree.
Oh my God!
There's gold!
Oh, bro.
Oh my God, this is the gold.
Oh my God, that's the gold.
That angle, from where we're standing we can see it perfectly, that's the bottom corner.
That's a great finish, and a great save.
And a high kick in!
Leo wrestling again.
That's a good one.
Yes indeed, it's back on.
The team has really locked into it.
It's such a bit heavy.
This wild card is insane.
Jack, true note.
Thanks so much for standing for the whole game with us.
We've got five minutes more to go, we've got the game changer as well.
five minutes ago lock in boys it's super is with us I think how do you think my
first job you're doing great you're doing great I'm the biggest thing you've
added so far no not today I'm here I'm in it oh no no you're a little good
young as ass I knew it I knew it yet classic really taking control of this
game they would let at one point by six goals to three it's now six four.
It'd be fair if he just hustles a little bit there no?
Yeah kind of he's a big boy. Also he's not running stats. He was like receiving stats.
It's like he was angled that way sure but...
Oh he like ran out of stamina. You can see him taking their time.
He can get there but it's not great he just passes properly it's better.
The ball lay back to the goalkeeper Leon is thankfully fit to keep
Yeah, I mean somebody's got to like somebody has to warn them
About one of the boundaries of this particular
I want to go get him. I do find it a little weird. Yeah, the wild card
well
Back pass Benito
boom baller
We're like we will give you J Balvin Beto back to back the wild card
You're gonna offer J Balvin. Yeah, we can't lose him
The clock
Oh the back pass and then
Double in so if you get a long distance banger off
That's not happening.
That's not happening.
Are you able to like, change the view yourself?
Are you able to change some of the UK teammates
like you don't want someone like that?
Um...
Not...
I think that there's a window later on
because I'm sure I forgot what it is.
I think that there's some flaws.
You got wild cards, you have all those.
But we don't want to.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just wondering how much control you have.
like control you have.
Well, we have control levels and everything.
Is this possibly going to happen or whatever?
Well, we're going to make it happen.
Like, you want like a whole skit.
We want ideas about what would be a good addition to the game,
like game changer or rule or whatever.
Like, we could just request it.
Wait back here.
Luna's going to have to go.
That is.
They should make a mode where, at the end,
the streamer versus the streamer
and the goal is going to do the goal.
That's possible.
We actually talked about it, too.
So that was a horrible shot, you forwarded.
Yes, lots of error.
I don't need that one.
Actually went over the net.
So aerial challenge, corner appeals.
And it's funny, that's what you guys all think.
You're always thinking about corners.
Well, you know, I thought that was last week, you know?
Weirdly so powerful.
Yes.
I don't know, but they're saying
if you did the goalie thing.
Oh.
Yeah, I would send him in, OK.
Or we send a wild card in.
Salvadorian.
I'm going to try it.
All right.
Where is the ball literally left the entire place?
Yeah, they have to get in your ball.
He's a regular member of the team.
Minus one bird, self-contented.
There's goons.
Archimus three ball.
Oh, welcome.
I was complaining about chances.
players that went through the trials and the auditions and I'm pretty sure
that is tabled how many games we have after this just the one we got one
left coming up in our last game any means united still um speed still the
player because of like I chose the player that I wanted I scouted him and
then he rang his horn and then the guy chose what he wants to do with me or
and they all just leave.
You want to tell you same bullseye?
I don't know.
Yeah, sure, sure.
So there's another show on the losing game, and we will not accept any traders back on
board.
It's true.
Exactly.
Here's the messiah.
It is, man.
They missed it.
They didn't realize.
They're cooking for the top.
They're by the corner.
They don't know how much work we put into the draft.
They're trying to play through.
Oh!
Oh!
Brother, he just went for a banter for the physical kick.
Yo!
Yo!
That could have went in.
That's so good.
You can't stop cursing when you talk about it.
Oh, no, no, please not go, not a little go.
Yeah, push him.
Okay, you have it.
Hey, hey, hey, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
They all go as well.
It's really good.
Physical battles.
Teams that aren't having it.
Oh my God.
Broccoli.
Yo.
20 seconds left.
Have ours that make a call.
I just have it hit.
Strike it.
Get it out, get it out, get it out.
That was fine, clean, so clean.
Another W, another W, another W, this is a little weak, bang, turn around, I roll, roll.
People said it was PR, I said it on the first week and the second week, that it was gonna
to get better and it can't get any better.
We're about to reach a top.
We're gonna reach a climax.
What happened?
Oh yeah, I got you, I got you, I got you.
All right, wait, wait, wait, call him?
Yo, X, you wanna call him with the dog to the boys?
X, if you wanna talk to the team, you can call Dean.
All right, I gotta go call Dean.
Call me on Discord.
If you wanna chat to them, if not, I'll get...
He said Discord.
I'm not gonna bother them.
I'm not gonna bother them.
I'm not gonna bother them.
I'll be there in person next week.
I'll be there next week.
I'll be there next week, man.
You won the associate.
I'm gonna be in your game next week.
I also helped them to win the three points in match.
Yeah, call them, call them.
I think it's a mini move to go for nine,
give my 100% and shootouts right now.
You got this.
Easy move.
Let's go.
Well, give it.
And grateful for it to be with Dan,
and grateful for the win.
You're a team player, absolutely.
But to be able to contribute in that way, obviously,
it's been a few games that haven't gone
the way the guys would have wanted in prior weeks.
What do you say?
Yo Dean. Yo, yeah, okay. Can you put me on the on the can you put your your your camera?
Yo, you're the fucking goat so we do baby to the road I told you guys yo
Let's go Barg! Let's go!
Let's go, let's go! Thank you guys, good job man!
F**k, man!
Woo!
I'm stuck, I'm stuck!
Thank you!
Yo, you guys did really good man!
I'll see you guys next time!
Sorry for not being here man!
And Yodin!
Ah, yes, ah, it's you!
That was nice!
Guys, guys, guys, they could understand it,
but it's not about language, it's about energy.
It's, it's, it's why you have to translate your message to the energy that you give the people man. This is a, this is a masterclass in how you inspire the people.
Just kidding. No, give a fuck.
Let me just close out so that it doesn't break.
Nope.
Or you said message. I posted that's what they just saw.
Um, let me check.
That's literally what they probably didn't even hear you and they just saw this.
All right, all right, um, why do I have a posting interview?
He doesn't know you little up.
No, no, I think I'm going to watch something.
We're archivaling today.
Yeah.
I'm sweaty. It's it is hot in here.
That was fun. Thank you. Thanks for watching.
I enjoyed it. I think it was really good.
Oh, you mean Ben?
I did crazy. You need that wild card.
Yeah, I'll see what you can do.
I'm now standing with the man that unfortunately he's out today injured Mattel Sarmiento.
It's an important piece.
I mean, what am I doing?
For being here today, what happened to my friend around tonight?
Nah, I mean, last week, I got to have, like, my training, I pulled my quad.
Took a solid day, I got to love you, I pulled my quad.
Excuse me, what you got to say to the people?
Maybe some battlefront, though, Key.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Yeah, okay, it wasn't that bad, it wasn't that bad.
It was great, it was great.
They were the first few words, for real.
And then you were still talking.
Guys, there isn't a fear of the first few words.
Oh yes, Ellingen typing. Yeah, I'd love to do that.
Oh, yeah, I'm down.
Oh, fuck it.
Yeah, I can't wait to just spell it.
I'm 100% down.
I'm really good at that.
And then let's play golf.
Ummm...
Wait a minute there's a 100% discount on a game on Steam.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, apparently we don't even have to play Don't Starter, there's a
new Don't Starter that comes out.
I'm not sure if it's a GRL craft.
Oh, it's going to be a while.
You need to get some resilience on your team.
We are born playing football.
You're getting rolled in this battle next.
Okay, well, I mean, wrong.
But you're wrong about me being wrong.
And I'm about to shoot my pants.
Interesting.
Oh, good toilet.
You're going to take a shit. Yeah.
We have to say go toilet like he's a little like three year old kid.
Good toilet, good toilet, go toilet.
Take two C. O. H. A. G. A. Six costs says in game ads would be unfair.
It's hard for me to imagine including interstitial
have it as an in the game of 70 80 dollar
I have a rare take for this. I think this game should be like $50,000
I I think I think that basically you should you should buy a GTA house in the game to be able to play
Like if you don't have a house in the game, you're not allowed to play
So what you do is that you pay for it for 80,000 dollars to be down where you want to be in the game
You go into the house in your life is where you are in the game also. Otherwise, you don't get to play
They tried that with like NFTs, but that just didn't work.
Yeah.
That would fix the housing market, the thing about it.
Think about how that would fix the housing market.
Because all the big guys don't want to play it and they'll have to actually put up their
shit for sale at a reasonable price.
He's right.
He had the game of ten.
Okay, what's the game called?
It's called...
Final Sentence.
Final Sentence.
You didn't install it's 90 gigs. We wrote in the chat 90 and yes
Yeah, I this is what I do now every time I play game I go to music and I just turn it off. Yep. Yep. I
Have to but I do if I do like a soundtrack also like on YouTube like when I get in game now
It's just burnt all the music off
well it's like a campaign game obviously it's about it's about it's a typing
game we need to try hard
fucking bad man put in game boards on right oh okay it's one of those yeah
cool go take a shit bro good luck
I was walking around with a flashlight, Jesus Christ.
sound of the game with him like it's slender man
what's your average words per minute
when you're typing
make you sleep me alone
i'm not being mean i'm just asking wasn't even like an insult
I don't know, like, five words a minute, okay.
No.
Great, you did great at typing, bro.
I hate typing.
Why?
Because I communicate via telepathic, cool.
Okay, let me see if I, tell me, think of a word.
And let's see if I can think of the word,
but it has to be the genre of food.
I already thought of it, girl.
Food.
No, it was apple.
It was a food though, but that's it. See that even if there's a connection that means that there was something
You want to try again?
Have a few another
What just pick another word?
Yeah, okay, okay
Pizza how did you know that no way right? I swear to God because I saw it in chat
Okay, ready
Now I'm serious. I am actually serious all right so easy pizza
I saw somebody say pizza in chat, and I was like alright, I'm just gonna do pizza
Let's do it again. Go. I'm gonna type it in my chat. Just a minute. Oh, it's gonna ruin it
Bro, I was so fucking locked in
Like out of my phone on Twitter, it sounds like I became Twitter. It's like the world disappeared in front of me
You know what I mean? And I like I was in my feet. Like that's how fucking locked I was
Oh, let me guess, a fucking food bullshit.
Oh yes, but two, it was, we're practicing our psychic abilities, and I'm just seeing
if we can telepathically communicate since this is our last try, Greg, think of a word?
It's gonna be a food?
Whatever.
Here, go.
50 fucking months.
No.
I didn't even think I guess I would be honest. I didn't even have a word
Now what now what you ready 35 years
Really really really chat the game chat type words and choose one word from the chat only and see if we pick the same one
Yeah, good. Yeah, and we went no, no, it's just it's at any given time in the next game
I'll say three two one Oracle playing nachos fuck. I mean, okay
Three two one
Minion
We're not on the same flow today. We are not but that's what makes us friends though
It's just we're all different in our own ways. Yeah, I invite me
Welcome me to El jungle, please
I don't know. I don't know. What is he saying?
No, get out of here.
Join?
No, get out of here.
Make a lobby.
Great lobby.
I'll just create one.
Oh, well, I just got killed.
Good job, guys.
Thank you.
Okay.
It's Battle Royale.
Battle Royale, Ernest.
Oh, he's going to make you.
He's just going to make a room.
Don't make a room.
Wait, wait, why?
Is it to be?
Okay, then you make a room, then.
Yeah, you can make a room, then.
Go ahead.
Just go to Quick Match and just...
We slug each other.
Just go to Quick Match and battle royale.
Two, one, go.
Okay.
Next don't know is the gloved the gloved monkey
I'm in in
23 21 20
19 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah capitals matter at the top
Yeah, what up
where the fuck is that button?
I actually have a lot of damage this
I mean, I like this. Yeah, this isn't funny me. Oh my god
Repeat the nun no
No!
The later on if yes then if yes or happened knowing if the not if the not if
If not is not if not what?
Wow
Just is echo silence spreads but in my chest is I trolled yeah I give it a second
minute show it up yeah yeah whatever bro
What the hell's on the couch?
What do you want now?
What?
Loud, loud, loud, loud, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
Are you ready?
No, no, hold on, hold on.
Who want now?
I'm not even done yet, bro. I'm still in.
Wait, you weren't even in the lobby.
No, there's still people in here.
I'm killing... I'm killing myself.
Oh, I'm in a whole different lobby.
Later, guys.
And the Pog won the match.
Wait, I had fun with these people.
Because they fucking suck.
Wait, we were talking to people. We were just having fun.
If we do custom, though, is it gonna be... what is it gonna be?
is it pkp? what's a win simulator for me?
no not just S3 right?
I'll create a lobby. Battle Royale English
Uh, bots count.
What's the word?
It's bots.
It's bots that are in the game.
Uh, capitals matter now.
This is fine.
Oh, capitals don't matter?
They didn't end the game. I joined, quickly.
Okay, join by... I need... okay.
Yo.
Not BTP, right? Surely?
Yo.
You just showed your invite code on your screen. Get out. Get out. Get out.
No, it's fine. It's not, it's not...
Are you sure it's not P2P?
Quickly, Jess.
No, it's fine.
Okay.
I mean, it's a paid game that has random lobbies. Why would make it a random lobby of a game that's paid, like, it'd be branded?
I don't know, you asked it six times and you made me worried.
Ready to Fx?
We have only one chapter, brother. It's only viewer, brother, so enter in him.
Yeah, what's going on bro not much
Wait look around you everybody's dead
this button on my keyboard doesn't work because it's broken so I'm just I'm dead I can't do
Equalizations cool
I'm dead it by I just have to die
I have to put on the onscreen keyboard just for that hold on what's your double that thing
Yeah, it's bugged me
XQCL
I killed myself by the way instantly but I want to do it for my day against Greek bro
I just fucked up.
I deserved, no it's literally deserved though.
I remember 1v1 in greek and it started saying shit, I was deserved.
Yeah but I mean, no it was 1v1-8.
There's no player in it, no?
Uh, oh shit, Greek's at 18 WPM.
18!
Hold up.
Greg?
Oh my god, brother!
So that's actually a stress.
Where's that one butt?
I'll put it back.
You can make here I'm attacking one letter at a time.
I'm not going to play if you continue, I'm going to know what you're doing.
I'm looking at your character, he doesn't.
Tick!
Tick!
Tick!
Bro, I had to plot the on-screen keyboard for this game.
I don't give a shit.
Well, I look at my keyboard down a rail as well.
I mean, I don't remember.
The turtle wins the race.
You got this.
I'm not sure what it is.
I think I can lose though.
I think I can lose though.
I think I can lose though.
I think I can lose though.
No!
Oh!
Yeah, you're all.
You did better than both of us, too.
Congratulations.
I'm lucky.
You have won.
The other players will now be eliminated.
Is there any way in the settings to turn off a specific character?
Wait, you're just left.
I can't do quotations or apostrophe
Wait
Yeah, you just have one and enough of a game
Oh my god, ready up
Wait, is that in the options X?
The what?
To get rid of apostrophe or quotations?
Um, I don't
ready up now.
He leaked the code for people to join.
Uh, no.
Okay. I'll just use the on-screen keyboard to find it.
Tech selection. Walk in.
Just apostrophe and, uh, uh, quotations.
I can't do.
What is this tech selection?
uh specials
nope fuck maybe quotes nope
no it's cooked you tried as it is
I just don't like that button on my keyboard, whatever, I've died.
I haven't really happened one, bro.
Look, we're communicating.
Holy.
I bet they're freaking out that they're in the same game as me right now.
100%.
Well, what are we matchmaking? It's all a lobby.
What if it's our old lobby?
It's floating.
It's not using your server, it's using their servers.
What if it means finding matches?
Yeah, it's finding a lobby for us to join
Exist it's just a better type of the new oh, yeah by a little bit
I on monkey type. I do like a hundred hundred fifteen hundred twenty
I don't know what I do that time down. Wow. That's okay. I guess
Why is it only 10 spots? You cannot make it more than 10 spots?
I saw that. Cheeky guy.
I was saying you were the...
Dude, really?
It's fucked!
The servers cannot handle 10th larch on the end of the lobby.
We actually took the servers.
Alright, let's do a type racer, let's do a type, alright, let's do a typing real quick.
Wait, but apostrophe's really ruined my whole life.
It's fine.
Uh, you know what happened? Genuinely, I think we did also own little mini-server off of everybody trying to join in the code with the code.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
Excuse me, may you play bad north or maybe just take a look? Excuse me, L.
Okay, let me do this. Uh, practice yourself. No, create a restrack. Uh, should I join or not?
Uh, sure.
Let's just do us what I want
Join into this
Don't leak Greek we're gonna do our own I'm not playing this but I'll watch what a bitch s bro. I'm too slow
Fine oh, I see a posture face. It's fine got the on-screen up
What do you mean? I don't see anything
You don't see the words here. I mean I won't look at the words then
Yeah, what do you mean don't leak? What do I do now? F11?
Just don't show the link.
Okay, F11.
Oh, nine seconds to start.
You stop apostrating.
What's that?
I beat you with unscored keyboard.
I mean, it's just one letter, like, it was literally in it like ten times.
Was it chat?
No, it wasn't.
Yeah.
Yes, it was.
It kept doing it.
That's just pure tepidantosh.
No, it was.
It was like, it's, it's, it's, it's, like, in your, your...
Wait, you have no positive feet, no quotations, no commas, no...
I mean, bro, what do you have on your keyboard?
Oh, they have commas! It's just the one...
That one button next to ENTER is broken with the quotation and the comma.
That one button doesn't work on my keyboard.
I guess.
I- It doesn't, bro.
Holy fuck.
This guy types slow as fuck.
Fucking fuck, man.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Wait, I don't understand, it's not doing any more, wait, I don't understand, it's not
doing any more.
Bro, my thing's broken, bro my thing's broken, I don't care anymore, I'm leaving.
I
Fuck you guys you guys a fucking dog shit every game you play and I carry on everything and literally everything
Entertainment gaming and fucking everything I do I carry you guys you can talk fucking shit. Fuck you
You lost to a capital I
Holy fuck
Okay, yeah, yeah
Let's play whatever and do whatever you want, but can we please play just just maybe a lobby or two of a battlefront just before?
Yep, really guys already. Hey already locked in four guys first. I would down here
Yeah, I'm gonna have the whole HDR thing one sec guys. No, no, no, he said he said fuck I thought I'm gonna do it first
Yeah, yeah, do you do down? I'm just saying my do the one do that towards the end like a little bit
41 months for what it's all meaningless any ways
It's just shameless it's just shameless the typing thing like
Yeah, what's about it though, okay, Billy
What do you say?
Bill said RL craft is a traded maxed out now ready
Traders are next
Yes
We can actually play then
Hold up. We're gonna have to XP farm. No, we have enough XP down
For all of our enchants no shot
Oh, we've got the emeralds for it actually it's the opposite
Okay, okay, let's get one win and then let's do that then because it's it's it's radio. It's ready to go
Yeah, I'm also easy if we just find the churches
What the fuck in a skin is this what is not matching it how many fucking dinosaurs are in this piece of shit game?
There's no green that matches the fucking suit. I need to stop swearing sorry about that. I'm actually done today swearing no more swearing.
you guys in the game yeah yeah but me
am I cute
I'm by me I'll let you know.
Am I cute at all or not?
I think I'm kinda cute.
Invite me now.
How do I invite you pal?
Nar.
I'm in both of y'all.
I didn't get one.
That's a Nar on my end.
through steam yes steam oh actually i didn't invite any of you
not in
we can't we can't we lost everything by the way in
oh wait you actually look like shit okay i mean fuck you then i guess
you're right we didn't get our loot is gone yes everything wait we need to get
I have no gear and then chance
now. Yes. Well, if you think about
it, though, I don't think you
think about it like my my
was out there. The rings, the
rings, hold on. And that's
claw that was upgraded. I have
no gear as well. We lost
everything in the realm. Okay.
Yeah, no, we cannot get up on
the gear that we can. We
need to guys. I'm not getting
maybe and I this might have
dead spot and you just toss your stuff at them while I get my gear cuz guys you know what I mean
I don't know just looking to fall guys right up
wait I forgot about that I just fucking killed my whole vibe yeah oh my god I mean maybe we just
cheat okay I actually completely forgot
What if I spawn with Obsidian Blocks?
No, not spawn, but I get spawned with Obsidian Blocks and just put them around and I keep
doing that until I have a small little zone around my body.
So many death scrolls that we're going to need to craft?
They break it?
the mob's break-up sydian
what is what is what is what is what
i'm lucky i can always win this
you know you say locking
like you're not our limiting factor
you are literally our limiting factor
i can't i can't kill my fucking guy
I'm at the front right now, I'm being held by a bunch of fucking morons.
Stop dog doesn't have a job bro, he's been doing this every time we've been on ice.
What am I just saying?
Stop swearing.
Is that fucking Preston bro?
Yep.
Okay.
And I'm literally the 29 points bum.
Bang!
Okay, bang!
BANG!
Fucking bang!
Motherfucker!
BEEACH!
BEEACH!
I'm dying to slip out of their holding hands because if you jump or you move, you get
held up.
You cannot be held up while you're diving, so I'm doing it.
You are not that guy, you know, bro.
Okay, out of all of you that are not that guy, you are the most qualified to
be not that guy.
You think you're that guy where you can tell who's that guy?
You're not that guy, you know?
You're not the guy that tells people who's the guy.
Okay, but regardless of any of those realms, you are truly not a guy, though.
Also, on this stage, you always die.
So, how do I use the favorites one time and just go back to the ones that you looked at another time?
Alright, bet.
Hey, you were the bet.
Ooh, hot dog right behind me. Classic.
Jesse is the only one who does this.
A trochus gameplay gives me a shit chest holding me all of them.
I'll hold you for a second.
Quick, I call in and get a screen shot.
Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge.
Do you always think you're looking?
I have this yellow balloon on me, yellow balloon.
Let it back, let it back.
That guy almost died, but he got saved.
Wait, wait, one second.
I didn't know how to do that bit Wow, that must have been that one bit plus.
I need you guys to lock into the game I'm gonna lock into the gosh start
I'm usually pretty bad at this now because if you get healthy you can go way back.
Ah, shit!
Yeah, I was up there, see.
Oh, guys.
No.
Oh, my god.
Ah, this is not good, boys.
I
If you really think about it kind of comes from
Great, what the fuck are you doing like it's technically comes from that really think about I spell on my belly
Why are you always yelling at me?
Because Pudra, I'm waiting in the screen and you're barely on the ground and you fuck
all nothing, like you're a glitch to some shit.
Yeah, but your yells are louder than normal people's yells because they echo for your
nose.
Final round.
Oh, good one.
You said you wouldn't swear with a chance.
Alright, that's easy.
It's like a trombone.
This is literally your map, isn't it?
I know, I won at this one last time.
Stop fucking swearing, feels weird, mate.
Well, this guy's then, he's just following me around, it's so bad.
Yeah.
No!
High nine.
You have the clutch.
Got the UX.
Clutch up.
It's three other guys.
Two other guys.
Uh-oh, it's tipping.
They're teammates.
WHAT?!
I mean, J there, like you don't...
There's a lead here that has this, I slid on the corner of it.
I think it's all about the vibes like
I'm just saying no pressure. We're just jumping. I there is it that is a chum a I mean like
If you guys want to do this and Ian want to do let's say I don't know
battlefront after and even file after or you want to swap that out I wouldn't
mind on our battlefront lobby if it is I wouldn't mind that before I look up
neither would I neither would I that sounds fantastic I'm down to do
anything well I like is to kiss men
oh we're in tune now
what do you have?
excuse me
just so we can get better and just get like high
high elo
how about fisting
oh then now we need to ask Greg about that
are you putting the goat?
67 months
alright this one
67 67
This one's annoying yeah, I would advise to just be on the corners early on just because if you get hell
You don't lose the game because of the radius of it, but yeah
Bad now now
Yeah, I mean it's just lame
I have two status on me.
Oh
I think died before he didn't even start. Shut up. You still win if you just make it.
I died.
I didn't remember. Wait, did we get a redox? Oh, we're at the end, did you?
Yeah, because I was looking for you because I thought you would know where it is.
Shit, wrong clubby. Fuck it.
Okay, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more. That doesn't count.
By the way, I just wanna say, what happened to me is it glitches. The fact that you guys died without being held is ridiculous.
Oh, so when you fell, it's justified, but when you fell it was bad.
I had three snipers on me.
Holy shit dude, you're so good at holding me.
I don't even pay attention to that part, I just looked to where you go, because you remember all of them and then I just stand where you are and I could not find you.
because you died so it's your fault
how does it set up the the mod for battlefront
is there actually more players on the mod than on the main game
10 minutes fuck that shit and I'll do this I'll show you
barely no
there's like a hundred players I think
that's a lobby
now do the blame shit thing maybe low maybe low maybe low maybe low maybe low
Wow, this is terrible, the gamer.
Oh, I got the checkpoint.
Nice.
Hi, baby, 38.
He's like grabbing me right now, like, while listening to NetSpendU.
Hot dog.
67 months.
Can I get a 6, 7?
Let the cheese first before moving on it
Guys
Why is this never going up guys you're on the rock
I'm getting trolled so bad, this is so lame.
Why is the whole lobby trolled, what happened?
Oh my god, I baited it.
Let's go son!
Let's go!
I have 22 points!
Let's go!
I'm locked in.
I'm not baiting you pal.
I'm locked in.
X, did you bait it?
I have the entire money and Jesse you're dying by yourself is insane you're getting held
It's not why I lost it like everybody every single one of them was a complete perfect like vertical
What are you talking about? I couldn't even get across at all. It was the entire thing was grieved
Well, no, we have to get at least like
You already my game is buggy
We had to leave on a win there like how did how did they do that though?
I mean no no no
It's because of the guy that leaves at the end if they had pushed the cheese on the opposite side
Right and they left it you cannot jump on it
You have to let it fully reset that the weight on the outside until the side. It's against you comes back up
But enough for you to make it across if you jumped early you just keep it at that point
Yeah. Yes. My fall guys is an infinite stuck thing again too. That's just so classic. Okay,
check this guys. This might lag a little bit on the entry by the way. We're hoping it doesn't
lag but it might do a mini F on the way in and it's fine. It doesn't do anything.
Well, Jack, Jack, I was playing this by myself.
Yeah, I did it again.
Still good though?
Yeah.
Why is your hair like that right now?
It looks kind of funny.
Why is it?
It's like perfectly pointed.
Hold on
It's a little I'm scared to tap out now
I'll just describe it to you. You know look it's like it's like Brahms mustache. Oh
Yeah, I look like I see what Washington or whatever
Yeah, you're George Washington
I invited you guys.
Oh my game, no joke, takes enough minutes to load.
Oh this is a loud thing.
Oh it's doing the bright thing again.
It's a little gosh darn bright.
So how did we take this incident, do you remember?
I had to put it on full screen mode.
That was an HDR, what else?
Wow, that's not filmy filmy effects on or off
I'm feeling great now. Wow even effort
I'm what I'm impressed
check okay check yesterday we were only getting bum ass maps on on on um
spurcy like you guys I'm not gonna sit on this game there are so many good maps
what we're getting shit at what we want guys is it Republic we want Republic but
if we could Republic we're not getting any games
let's try to go on the Republic let's see what happens
No dude when you play there's so much faster. I play this off-stream and it's like
Ah
You just need to
Yeah, I don't need you
How do I meet you?
Hey, it's a blue
Wait, wait, wait, before we start let me show you, don't start just yet, I need to show you something.
Chat, this is the best assault gun, correct or nay?
What, Ion shot is shit.
64.
We got it! Nice! I love genosis!
Wait. Look at this. Oh, you started you son of a bitch. I wanted to show you something.
And what would that be?
You were cute.
Uh, red fire.
Chat, the biggest allies is my mate, the one I normally use.
Fuck man. You suck.
I want to show you something.
Show me what I can, it's kind of hard for me to type out low key.
Okay, next time.
Wait, wait, I can do it. Okay, what's up?
Okay, look.
Look where I'm going to jump.
I'm scared of that thing out.
Hold on!
I'm going to jump into this lobby.
Is it on?
Is it on?
Okay, I'm going to jump into this one.
Is it on?
Is it on?
Is it on?
Is it on?
Is it on?
Is it on?
Is it on?
Is it on?
Is it on?
But you have to play the team.
Like you have to get to see here.
Without seeing you cannot play and win the game.
Oh, it's a lot of stuff playing, it's a lot of...
We are going to see.
It's impossible to get anything if you go on a sea.
I crashed.
Actually?
Yeah.
What is this crosshair?
I'm getting strategic control.
Such a fear of crash to like pause my game.
Oh, is there a?
It was a very long time ago.
It wasn't like this.
8 to 80. I think I had it before. I think I'm dead here, right? I'm dead here, right?
Yeah, this is a specialist hand here, yeah specialist yikes yikes yikes. What a yikes, I fucking hate specialist players.
I'll see how much I can get a hero.
What?
I can do this show them.
I
Will be
Wait
Yeah, I mean this is the guy's only forcing me
I
See my points because I want to get a hero
Oh
I'm out now one place I got it
All available I should
Wow, really?
Oh, good, she's gonna get used to it again.
I'm actually impressed no one has won in the game.
Right, let's just back out.
Really?
Yeah, you're good.
That's fine.
Good thing.
I got an extra.
I
Not ready
It's good that's like I've watched you this one time, too, and I can see what was
Yeah, we did not do I never show this one. This is usually a lot of points
One here, get my team.
That was, you see, right there, there was the half of heroes for the points.
That was an instant amount of points for them.
I don't know that trader.
I mean, this guy's playing, he's playing, he's playing, he's playing, uh, advanced
fast.
I mean, uh, oh yeah, let me show you this guy.
This guy is actually good by the way.
What is one of my favorites?
When you kill, you come in, smoke on your side, you can night vision like this, and you can see if you can go through smoke.
I'm having a new workplace for $250 in this big stream, but...
What else?
Joining.
Good.
Oh my god, you see.
Thank you.
What is it? What is it? What is it? Come back to a few from that position?
Come in.
He died there, I don't understand. There's no way to die there.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
I'm trying.
The drink shows nobody cares.
Absolutely fucking rolled it.
I'll hero up.
Maybe perhaps.
Rocketel on this car. I don't like Rocketel on this, on this side of the map.
Maybe he wants to give me a hero perhaps?
Should I go A to get the mole?
He's not gonna die though, he's playing the sense of honesty, there's no way this guy...
lame you that place fucking video game is so lame
so boring dude
I
Yeah
Who's shooting me
Really
Yeah, then I guess I'm gonna have to come in and play.
Fuck you!
I'm playing the fucking ball.
I may get beat with a ball.
Behind every command post, there is someone who can't walk enough to survive.
The public hero on sight.
Oh my god, hero hoarders needed to get banned.
BAN DEMOL.
BAN DEMOL.
BAN DEMOL.
I'm a loser, but I'll be a loser.
Our forces at command, low door, I can follow.
What?
Now I know.
Oh my fucking god, you're a loser, bitch ass busta loser, loser, loser.
My god, I just like I just sliced it one time
You see that it was a
Okay
We have 30 so far we don't want better than that anymore I don't know
I don't know what my pressure is going to be, that's pretty good.
Guys, that's actually not bad. 15 players to make it in is very nice.
We'll pick that.
I am as impressed as anything, but I'm not as impressed as you are.
Come on!
Once on board the Republic ship, you'll find that I'm identified strategic targets for your attack.
Did it already get taken, Matt?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you only get...
Ah, here playing the ball is... playing the ball is gonna be good. It can be good to create entries.
The main area is very wide, but the sidelines that make it in are very narrow.
So you can you can make you can open up the narrow lines like rolling past it
Auto pushers problem
No, I mean I'll just do the rolly things
I can't rock it any more.
We're checking the objective.
I'm just leaving the dog behind.
I mean you might not understand this but it makes it makes a lot of pressure like you guys still went back to me
Should I get and it
You know that I mean
You're actually that
That's good.
Guys, this is very very very very very very, so fun.
Come on in.
He's good, he's good, he's good.
Ah, Yoda went for me and all that nuker, which fucking pussy.
What a bitch ass buster.
Just get this out of point, out of point.
Oh my god, I got Anakin or whatever the fuck this is.
So, Luke.
Anakin control of the objective.
Anakin, Anakin move them.
Anakin Skywalker.
What should I say to Darkweather?
Absolutely wrong.
Dude, it's the other stabbing, if I'm funny, like this guy is just chasing me, like, he's just chasing the entire game, damn it, it's just so lame.
Ah, Lawan again, Lawan again on point, nice!
give me a fucking hero man guys on the next point he's all you guys have to do
you're spawning in ball when we catch the next point and you're just going
fucking all in all the way to the objective
somebody's spawning on that
who is my brain?
hey what the fuck why are you a bug?
I didn't even need to spawn together
is he going?
Oh man, I trolled him.
No!
Okay, guys, this one of those maps that can take like three hours.
We have to win it here because we, the barriers we get here, we keep it on the next attack
when we come back in.
So it's okay to not win here.
I mean I just gotta have our goals there chat.
It's how it goes, that's the gameplay of this fucking point there.
You just try to make some progress.
When, when, it's good.
Now you hit the red doors.
You hit the doors that are outlander meta to do the attack.
We should be able to do ball here I think.
That's pretty difficult when you know shit.
Put him.
Got it next
That's fine
and
It's a way
I put my chicken on the road, and it didn't work out.
You would take these clones and have one to take them out.
Get out of there, buddy.
Wait, you weren't in there?
No.
What if you just told us a little bit automatically, then?
No, but that did, no.
You were locked in, I was watching, I also learned.
It was fine.
Yeah, this game was very, it was a lot of dying.
you quit and matchmaker what are you in whatever's fun are you not thinking you joined it let's just
get out no um no i tried to join it just would never ever go oh i like but i don't think i was
crashing i think i wasn't realizing it but i was closing the ea client and if you do that like
after a certain amount of time it just it ends your game wow
chat is there cards that i need in this musaka
uh oh yeah i thought i said this pretty good right
What about my officer?
This is just like a point farmer set of cards.
Look, increase my battle points, this is our battle points, and this helps...
I mean, yeah, this is the battle points, you fuck it.
Bounty Hunter on all of them?
Now let's just play all the supremacy, fuck it. Let's just hope we get a good one.
We will.
we're going to fallucia is that the green bullshitter yeah
planet name it oh that's what I do well all right this one is a the one in the
forest whatever with the high ground that would not it this one can be
interesting it just gets a bit kind of bum rushy yet at the end it was just
for grenade fest yeah I can't believe we're going to my home planet let's go
Dude look at my aura skin I got on this guy, holy shit.
Oh, green up because it's a forest.
I'll get phase 2 bruh.
Oh, no, it's not the Hydra on the map.
Chat, that's the build one.
That's one with the mushrooms, yeah?
I love this map, but...
Alright, over here, I'll get some things on what we need to do, but...
Oh, my arms are in the way.
shit
Actually now rechargeable Matt
At least get the rechargeable Matt
I didn't do the farm the point fine thing is so then
That would give me so many points
everybody
I'm here on the other team
I just got boned it all because they got a truck yeah they got trucks in okay on
this particular map I think this guy's very strong these are all strong guys
I don't think I use my correct stinger, just walking through it I gotta use, yeah just walking through it
got it
that's what I had in the ice
fine, now guys, play the game
why is it so hard to see the red one?
I'm gonna go get the guy.
Where?
Who's God?
This guy's not gonna get it.
I
Mean fuck the points I'll just play assault me
A's gonna catch you guys on some on that for a minute
Oh, come on! Yeah, yeah, yeah, AST baggies, guys, stamping.
Oh, uh, I'm on C. I'm getting out of there.
I'm reloading.
Yeah, I hear Divus.
I hear Divus.
My fucking eyes, man!
That's what's in there.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
It's the path to the dark sky.
Look at the scoreboard.
You're cocaine, actually.
You find anything to move?
Assault?
Uh, another dude.
The third blue guy.
I can find blue guy.
sure all the truck on it
nope a previous is responding as well Jesus Christ
he's not gonna shoot really he's one of those guys one of those guys if I can
fucking he's got all the cards for it too I mean
I mean
Got him. Good.
There's another gun that's good for officer chat. Which one is it?
Second one, I think.
Maybe go, let me go back and see. Yeah, you got back at this.
See, see, see, see.
Oh, truck, truck, truck!
Sniper is so landman, it's actually unbelievable.
Pretty sure I blew myself up and died.
It's the SC-44C, I have one.
What?!
We've secured command post batch.
No!
I'm so bad at getting them.
And this guy's on my stick and ball for the whole game. It's actually annoying.
Jesus like a hop off my dick for just like a singular second man. Uh, see
Alt
Yeah, man, I was gonna do this don't
Yeah, what do you mean by that?
Ah, he's going back out.
Okay, that's shit trash.
I forgot that C1 is not going to get it.
It's good, it's good.
Watch out, watch out.
Don't let him do that.
Dude, I got like CC. Yeah that thing it cooks you
Again, I mean, they just want to be because I mean
And
Putting them up next
All right, we could probably get um the e-point which should be right here, right?
Should be pretty much a free kappa
Oh god is a truck nearby.
The jet's dead, he's on it.
Dead.
Dude!
so annoying
tank what's tank this one it's tri-cated it's so dog-shit
i'm better using it i'm better using it i forgot i forgot what to do
Okay, that's, I mean, I'll give that, okay, that's good, I cooked hard.
Okay, so E for big charter rockets, F for um, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And Q for what?
Did he got it?
Was he out of?
Yep, sir.
I mean it wow guys the same the same fucking time is really I can't I'm gonna fucking lose
What do you need to do next to it?
Okay, I'm flying last pocket.
I mean, this dude made me like that, man.
Yeah, how do I go back to slothers?
Why am I stuck here?
of
the
the
Look at the top of the scoreboard!
Oh man, I actually can't.
Oh my god, how did he get on this?
It's this piece of shit it's fucking place with us on top of the bridge
Where the fuck is he?
I'm gonna kill him, I mean, bro this is one of my worst lines of all time, he's actually
a god awful.
Can I not skip this, what is it typing in?
We may have a chance.
He's just stabbing someone.
He's gonna camp, maybe bombie.
Okay, let's just go and see. I'm gonna go deal here, just see.
I don't wanna go see, see I'm just gonna go down and see, so this is the point to find us.
She's easy for the meds. Sure.
Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee!
That was a good one there.
That's really cool, I really enjoyed getting carried by it, but by the fucking infinite
rocket monsters.
You sure have a thing for capturing command posts?
I mean, they're just having 100%, it's not me being carried into the bridge.
The same rocket here is always on the entire game. It's just always a coincidence and I fucking like
Wow
I mean, okay, buddy. I mean enjoy it with your buddy. Hey, hey listen
Enjoy the fucking inflation it fuck you
I'm stuck.
So can I actually go out the ladder?
Wow that's actually a clear area on the right side.
Are we fucking the desks?
It's like it's a bit lackluster because of no attenuations.
I'm better commander while I wish I was good at it.
We started to capture command post door.
That's it.
Scamming in time cage.
Fuck this.
Yeah.
Like I have to walk in tears on the, like the actually the entire game.
It's not playable for me.
The orders are secured.
Those positions.
Uh, we just lose here.
We don't get a third point.
We're going to be so winnable.
They're probably going to kill us here.
We're probably going to kill you.
We're probably going to kill you.
We're going to kill you.
We're going to kill you.
We're going to kill you.
We're going to kill you.
We're going to kill you.
We're probably gonna go see how I think a wild guess here.
Yeah, should we get some tea, huh?
We'll see you get a kill in the next 10 minutes.
You are treated to the best of the best when you need to do the things for the scene.
Yeah, people are playing all the commandos and shit.
There's nothing available on that.
B, B, look, quickly.
I'm tracking on B, tracking on B.
We have the enemy transports on our scanners go and make sure the settees
He's come for them.
They have 10 seconds!
Oh, they're trying to finish that.
The enemy transports me ready to take off.
Good the voting slots that they don't board it work on a core tower day
But balls try to get in no no he's a story that he's not gonna get in last
One minute is not fantastic
They're covering my name behind my left foot, so it's at the top.
Oh yeah, it's right in the middle.
You don't need to be in the H&M, you don't know if they're up to you.
Well, do you guys need to play?
Uh, I don't know what his name is.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, check the blue guy, so he has a heal.
Oh, yay, Commando! Commando!
Commando is prior to the best.
Ehhhhh
Bro, he's the only one for me. It's so cancer. Like it is so fucking cancer
Yeah, there's a Grievous in this spot.
There's a cap both here to go to, right there.
A and B, yeah.
Now they're gonna push us.
Yeah, we're getting like hard capped where we're absolutely cooking up.
Cooked it
This is not yet
Okay, so here's what we can do is we can do we can play the absolute dog shit cheese like me and hopefully other people
Play do the man
We put the shield on the fucking point and we hold that shit roll bro. I swear. I've held this shit for three hours
It's it's nice. I'm not getting
Yeah, I remember that one more damn bit of shit.
There already am at a time, just kill a roller blankers, I wish you could find it.
Help.
I'm holding you on the right, I didn't even feel on the right on the right.
Okay, I have the left one.
I'm going to go on the right one.
And we need shields on this fucking buster!
It's super cheesy!
This is good though, we have a good time!
I'm the only one with a shield, but I'm the only fucking...
It is, uh...
Opposite of the hazard.
Okay, GG.
Fuck you
Guys never feel on the side please, bro
How we've been an entire lot
And nobody be able to win the shield though. Like they can hit from up on range and we don't have any reason to shield it.
No!
I fell off!
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
Blue shield!
Yeah, I missed.
Okay, flanker right side still up there, please hit it! Christ!
He had a shield on the left side.
Micah's in.
There he is.
Little more flanker. Triple.
I made him with it.
Micah on the left side.
Micah on the left side.
Nice more rocketeers in what you did this is better
I died I had my children just like a
Low kid they've been for me to just die. Yeah, what I want when I don't feel that and they're breaking it
Like just give it a bit of a check
good it's good it's good that I
I got back that's really bad yeah we got we all just wanna go post-full item
that's that's change
that's the answer that's over look at that like look it's instantly over
It's a big shield!
I'm gonna shoot out of this.
You know you'd love to shoot me just close.
Officer with uh...
How's the Eagle?
I
Actualized us
Yeah, come on those with a good I quit too many men you oh
What can you do?
I like this.
Rebellion. Rebellion is also really fun.
I have none of the cards though. No cards as well.
No, it's the cards I see. She busted the spell card.
The cards were paid away in the game 10 hours. Like it was action level.
Oh, there's like an extra cinema!
Wait, can I spend money?
Oh, I don't have my character anymore, I lost.
There's like an extra cinema there.
Don't put a secret in it, if you put a ball on it, it's like a pencil.
It means like fighting for the middle.
I think of the hill.
I think I'm fighting all the time.
I'm sure it's shown around.
Get down to bed!
Make some move!
I can't push that.
What the fuck are you, man?
How about you suck it?
I didn't reload, bubbly.
I didn't want to get caught in reloads, man.
Who was that?
Was that, was that, um...
What was that, was it here or no?
Like watch or whatever?
We are losing doors to the Rebels.
That's pretty strange.
Another grenade for team.
Bang!
Uhhhhhhh
I'm B, I'm on B, I'm on B.
Help!
I'm playing as the other player, I'm trying to get a hero.
B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B,
I'm gonna go assault and actually fucking plow them these gonna capture these very easy to defend
I got away from our dog Vader
I fucking lock in buddy.
Guys, why don't we die at, this isn't, brother, we have a full squad there, he goes in, only
goes to me.
I can't.
I should, I know why I went through this guy, I should have went half the time.
come on
PEHU
this is what a sick
One more beer, one more beer
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Look at that, it's like, just a bag, bro.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do with some of these, what it was, what it was.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do with some of these, what it was, what it was.
Look at this fucking jerk off.
Charge!
Fuck you!
Captain!
That's not as far, no?
There are diesels coming.
We're rolling here, we're rolling!
There are diesels there.
That's what I'm saying.
Ow, my face!
Kill them. Kill them. Kill them.
I'm getting my stack.
You got me with this. Good, good.
I'm on a big streak!
Who's doing that?
the same guy is the same guy man this guy is so fucking lame Jesus Christ get a job
you see what a fucking loser
I want the double time
do you want to say a chat or something?
is that what he said?
I see what he said
swap on the zeros
he said
The two guys that carry you are really good at it.
Oh my god he took a group!
Dude they took the hero instantly.
That's me, how did that happen?
I did that.
You fucking bitch.
This is one of the Valentine Bible maps.
Yeah, how about pop off the hero and let me...
I mean I'm gonna die like that again so yeah, you can have it if you want.
Yo, there you go, there you go, there you go, there you go!
So it's going to be, by the way, I actually don't need a weapon, man.
All right, here it comes.
Wait, am I out?
Everybody die.
Got it.
Nice, you're bagging, and even look at the map with all five points, like you're fucking
that dog dog dog shit.
Fuck you.
Don't use a hero
Yeah, that was the long order to peek at Luggerland, cheers, Christ!
My IT bag is way, way, IT bag, look at me!
Like, whether you're getting fucked on it!
oh get fucked on who takes the hero that was you I know it was really I know
Yo yo yo, it's Dami!
And...
Dami is still here!
Captain Beast is good!
Oh man...
Jesus fucking Christ...
Let me flip back a ton
Let me flip back a ton
Let me flip back a ton
Yo, people that aren't dying, you're annoying
Yo, the reality is, if you're not dying, you're not playing it
It fucking tilts me
Alright, I picked the wrong hero
I should have just gone dark more
Honestly, everything you say was correct today, uh,
but who is another team?
Yeah, same slapper.
I swear I'm not joking.
The guy was camping a hero spawn to kill me.
Like, I am dead ass.
of
the
Who's spawning him in?
Somebody's anchoring in here, for sure.
Big push on Avenin.
He's hacking that guy, really?
And Sniper on me again
Oh this guy, I remember they're so tanky
Chad this is the commando equivalent yet
What does that do
Lamer. In two shots, literally. I didn't even have a chance.
You may call me a dark sea, yes.
I mean, bro, brother, I know the understanding, like, I, I took 600 HP instantly.
It's so so lame man.
That's not Stingy bro.
There he is.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
I'm not gonna go. I instantly died.
I didn't dodge it.
The guy took a sniper and did like
8 headshots instantly.
Yeah, they're cheating, they don't get caught because there's no fucking commuter and moderator
anymore.
My cheaters are like literally known in the community, like everybody knows them.
Yeah, they're gonna be known and then when they get hit with that fat lawsuit one day.
The position must be captured and held.
As long as you're not making these big companies lose money, they don't give a fuck.
Even if you're zen in the IT, even if you're fucking the entire IP app, they don't give a fuck.
They're not making my money. They're not making my money. They're just going to buy the product.
What would I care? Still. Still. It's a bitter brace.
was in the game like I I would fucking I don't even know I don't have to
read them on my own for your distance PGA
ranked list maybe we can figure some cows out different
how to strike different
oh I don't know how it's fun I'd rather be buying the cast strike yeah okay
makes me so sad I mean I'm down but that just makes me sad to hear you say that
yeah it does counter strike is such a better game fundamentally across the
board mechanically aim-wise community everything it's just a better all-around
game are you the dev no I just will glaze counter strike to the day I die I
Love it. How about slime rancher?
kidding
I love it too, you know what game I like but nobody really fucks of it trying
Is that the minecraft MMO they're trying to it's like a like a story game we switch between like
Wizards trying again
Yeah, trying to and trying there's five of them. Why do you like that you want so much better?
Well, someone I played. Have you ever played Trine?
No.
It's kind of fun, but it's a solo game. It's a puzzle game.
Come on, Valo, though, if you want to hit it.
Wait, let's think of some of the girls first before we, just in case there's another idea.
Gaming's kind of dead, low key.
No, it is. The way it is, but it isn't because there's so many games. We just have to
play the old games.
Yeah, true.
We can do auto craft or adult starter.
What's that stuff?
I gotta see this.
Give me a second.
Let me Google search it.
It's actually good.
It's almost the same thing as...
It's sitting as an aviatic factor in the center of like, like, survival mystery.
Like, you don't know how to progress the game.
Like a Minecraft, like, you know what I mean?
Like I have 11 hours in the game and I haven't made it past the spawn very much.
I have, let me check, uh, zero.
I've never played it.
The thing is with games now is like, the players have to make it entertaining, the developers
have given up.
It's like, the games are fun if we make it fun.
Yeah, I mean it's like friends love it.
There are games that are enough and slot that feel made good before
What are some legendary multiplayer games like from back in the day like co-op kind of a
Play like there's boulders games like the old boulders game was good
They're like the legendary
What hammered the might to I'm just gonna say it left for dead. Hey, hello
Castle Crashers kind of Castle Crashers is dope. I've never played that before. I can't even that's crazy
Is it good?
It's a little bit, it's a cat like mega easy.
I'm down to play castle, castle crushes.
Chad, do we have, do you want us to refresh it?
Not trust in the game.
Jesus.
I have 3.2 hours in the game.
That's like four game sessions or two game sessions with the boys.
It's a good about castle crushes
It's just a it's a good game. I think I maybe I played it
The hours on it I
Have 48 minutes of it. What was that Skyrim RP mod saying? Oh
The oh, yeah, I'll be we could do RP Skyrim someday
Is that any good?
Well, it's laughing, isn't it?
So it's not like you just sit there and laugh at people.
Oh, there's no, like, goals or whatever?
Bro, we should do Red Dead Redemption 2 RP.
No, we're going to get banned instantly.
Yeah, but that's fine.
If we interrupt them from their standing and talking, you get banned.
You've got to stand and talk.
Yeah, but it's funny, though.
Like, it's actually funny because you see them take it so, like, super seriously
They're really the character which makes it kind of fun. Everybody's actually taking it seriously
Yeah, but there is whiteless ones though that you could do it's normally just like one girl and there's like eight
Orbiters around there, and then if you interrupt the orbit, then okay, that's true. He's right
No, I played it. That's literally how it goes. It's literally how good. Yes, this
If you join the orbit like in their solar orbit, then they get mad at you.
So what you have to do is you have to make the girl mad because then all of a sudden,
all the guys start surrounding you like white lines and you start on them like this.
Yeah, like 20 new storylines.
Yes, that's literally what happens.
They'll put you on a horse and just drive you out of town tied up and just put you
like in a bush somewhere so you can't play anymore.
Yeah.
I have a hundred fucking fifteen hours in this budget. I mean, I enjoy the game. I think I think I
Mean, I hope that the full rest of this game is a little better
a lot of the characters feel incomplete like their bills don't feel complete and they don't feel like you're really
Hitting those big numbers and doing the rotations like especially the defect
defect is it's so incomplete design find fun
Like you know only do cloud that if it's perfect it can only do power deck that's perfect
I can only do it with a really cool and crappy game.
XQCM.
It's not wrong, but I finished Ascension X.
I mean, I had, like, a 60% win rate.
I finished Ascension X.
I'm worried you're welcome to the game.
Like, I'm not good at this.
I know a good suggestion, because we're all bad at it.
We could play Age of Empires 2 and lap on that.
That's so fun.
I know that was good.
That was good, Greek.
What?
He just rage baited them.
do i like hrm powers to is good
rule that it is how to play that game
but it was four i fucking thought that you know to
on any to something it's not not a lot of it's not the same thing but
well i'm done
that that's not a good power at an rts to be fair
i don't know about
my agent i try to think of other games i'm just saying in terms of the list
i'd rather play valorate over
eight of empires to
Oh my god, I remember this.
I thought he was like, why the effing fucking?
I just suck at RTSS so bad that it's just dying.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I like watching it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Just a pond, just a pond.
OK, you got it?
This one.
Kick this good.
That's it, I'm sure.
I'm not sure what to do.
Look at the lyrics though, go get more on the bottom, I got to just...
You guys should look at the game called Spirit Duke, it's close to zombies and fun with easter
eggs.
Lolo is unlike now. Lolo. Lolo.
I'm down to watch you, like, honestly, I've got a headache, so I'm down to watch you play something with Jesse or Solo. I'm so down.
It's more of a reverberant echo now, it's kind of cool, it's like woo-lu-lu.
Which is funny, it's fun, but I played too much and I'll say the patch before the last
kind of made it unfun for me, okay?
How about you play Half-Stone and see if you can get Legend, because I got Legend on
that.
I got it like a couple years ago.
There's stuff out of bounds, it's awesome.
Yeah, I just played Classic and then you just play fucking, I just played Face
Hunter and just full send it.
If you play enough games the way you get it when I can fit five of them one night you get the good legend so easy
Okay, but did you get top 400? Wait, what did I get? Did you get top 400 though?
the world no as you got the legend
Now how much money did you spend?
zero
I just I just
That I had
Just to get the like the season
whatever the fuck to make the the face of the work and it's easy like seeing you
you didn't have money during her son yet right now it's we have that old account
but that was like 20-20 15 seeing you get legend and half-stone might be content
Loki I don't know if you could do it nowadays though it's pretty difficult
bro it is literally bro you could just spam one thing hey you push the cart and
overwatch for like three years so don't talk about you know I can get
top of percent any game you want like you get top 1% and Dota Dota rank
distribution whether I play for a few months and I got to play our creators
One before the five years.
Arc Raiders, Arc Raiders, maybe some Arc Raiders.
You're going to get players who don't even know Arc Raiders?
At the end? Ready?
Huh?
Was it difficult to get into Dota?
Yeah.
How did it?
It is.
I play League and every time I play it my brain just explodes and I don't understand fucking anything.
League?
I got to, isn't there like turn right?
Yeah, it's the classic Warcraft 3.
Yeah, Ancient 5, what is that top, what, that top 5%?
Yeah, a few ones, I was playing it in Redigo.
Haha, yes, no.
You guys want to all speedrun Half-Life 1, split screen, show our screens and just
So I didn't have speedrun that game.
Half-Life 1, I want to get back into it.
I learned how to speedrun it, was starting to do runs
and then stopped.
Oh, I think it's going to, is it going to walk your speedrun
or is it fun?
Half-Life 1, oh my god, it's amazing.
It's probably one of the best speedruns that in Super
Munch for like a good favorite.
Real quick, X, let's see what it's all about.
Speedrunning.
Jamie, get on that, I mean X, not Jamie.
It's like a podcast, yo, X.
Look at that, look at that, look at that.
I'm not even that tough ranker.
That was not even at my peak.
It wasn't even peak.
And look at that.
I'm at fucking ancient three.
That was like even before I ain't peaked.
What percentage is that?
Look at Scarich, you will look at Scarich.
You will look at Scarich.
You will look at Scarich.
You will look at Scarich.
You will look at Scarich.
Okay, so just be careful
because that's only right at the bottom.
Was that top 5% or was that top 6%?
I don't know what it is.
Can you pull up a half stone,
not half stone, a half life speed run real quick, Jamie?
We watch a creperian vaude
I think it was the bizarre now
No, like an old vaude just a classic her stone creperian vaude for the next three hours. Yeah, I love that
Yeah, whatever campfire
Holy also, dude, look at the skin. Look at that. Look at that fucking aura. Holy shit. Look at it
Is that insane? I
Got the full red set that thing cost a fortune
How much it cost?
uh... to get
why
because it's fucking or
in the lobby but the people that they respect the aura
yes is green or what flies on my computer actually respect the or on the
game there they they see the aura and they like they they play accordingly
the uh...
is that like championship ribbon like back in the day if you saw it
uh...
you know it's a little bit different
can we see your go to two skins please
play a game of dota real quick
what you said about that
uh... new
years
it's only midnight
now i want to play
let's do
you don't want to play game greek
i got headaches i'm down to like i'm down to
yo sixty percent what made it
planks as hard as fuck though
that's why you don't want the resident evil
x
yeah we do that if you want
yeah play that
i'm fucking down i loved that
well i thought we were three
he's saying that he has a headache and he wants to watch
i don't mind sitting in the cup chair for a couple for a game
mmm
i just got a bit of a headache that's all
i i i i do belcher 1v1 first
i'll be honest i watched you and jinxie
with the football thing and my head hasn't stopped hurting since that.
It's just everybody's going...
Like for like an hour.
It was all these voices and my head is still going...
I heard that. Not only did I hear that, I didn't get it.
What is that? Oh, sorry. Can you screen share at least?
I don't see you.
When was the jetty snipe you last time?
I saw it all, man. It's all fucking in orange.
I don't snipe.
Don't even get them started, Greek, at least God.
Copy your code and begin to this.
Yeah.
Get some stuff.
The ass.
Alright, screen share at the X, so I can at least watch.
The ass.
Okay.
That'd be nice.
Are you in?
Oh, yeah.
Get in and get in.
Just a little bit more.
Oh, I just...
Ooh.
Check.
The same hero or nuts?
Yeah.
Ooh, yeah. The same hero or not?
Yes. I have this guy, this guy, this guy. This guy, this guy, or this guy, or this guy, or this guy.
Huh?
This guy, this guy, this guy, or this guy, this guy, or this guy.
I think it's fun to play the master character a little keying, but I don't want to play the same shit.
I
This guy or this guy or this guy
This way Schmidt
Wait, so you can just learn every character and know what they have
Yeah, well, I chose you on the right like what they have to
Ooh a new map
Okay, you're throwing, don't be doing that.
Maybe that's a strap though, put it in like that and then put it in.
Good luck.
I started watching as a kid, now I am raising my own kid.
XQCL can my newborn get a welcome to the jungle?
into the jungle.
Let's go ahead and start things off with one of these and then I would like to hit
right here.
Oh my god.
And for deduction I will assume you wrapped it this way.
Okay.
Could have gone all the ways.
I should think that you went right now.
I did not.
That's a while ago.
You have been detected my friend and it's also a one, which means you're fucked over.
I cooked your shit now, you're fucked, you're fucked, you're fucked.
You put a bomb in there so it has to be this side it can only be this side too easy.
I think you wrapped it in a quarter so you're just going to snipe and I know for a fact
it cannot be downwards at all so it has to be up.
No!
Bang!
Oh my god!
What will you do next?
You just killed 10,000 men.
I will kill some more.
Holy.
He tastes the blood.
actually no my mind because fuck you and I will fire you right yeah that's a
miss well you have to be going this way oh no not my three-way ship I cannot
believe it we do not just said that it was a three-way which he just told me
what it was this way you would go you would go there anyway every other
ship is this exact shape and then also the three we could have what it could
have been either side and then I will hit here oh my god and then what is he
in the do next for his next move he will go I will do this 62 months wow that's a
long time wow I still remember my first welcome to the jungle oh wait I never
got one this is so sad anyway good to see the Grekler back on the stream or
often GG ex-coach it oh yeah
Really, b**ch?
Really?
Wrong way.
For my next trick.
I shot through this.
The mines cheese and then hoping the game hits the shot and it always hits the other ones on your side is crazy.
It's all good.
I've deduced.
That's the- that's the Smalley.
I think...
Hello, Mr. Juice, sir. It's been 55 months. Have you shall we yet?
Really?
There he is.
There's nothing there.
There's nothing in that spot.
Oh, so now it says three, but I'm going to go with my gut, which is directly to the left.
And then, let's get either, let's see, it says that there's still two here, but one of them is a mine.
You probably put the mine above. Okay.
So it's not a two-er so it could be
Your 8 and 0 on your last 5050s
By the way, I've been counting, by the way. Just saying. You're walking fine with that.
And then I'm gonna do this and then it's this one
Okay, and now I will put nothing
Next
It was your guts, Mr. Key.
That is pretty crazy.
Really?
Oh, my God.
That should be the exact right, not him.
Oh, my God.
You have been so...
On this observation, your big boat has to be bottom left or top middle.
oh this is this that's a mine so this is the only thing it can be is this is
your big boy so it's like this and then I have to decide if it's on the left or
the way but it can't be the where is that considered touching that's considered
touching so it should be here really bitch literally could not have been there
like it by the game's design it could not have been there
can you not flip it to that orientation you can't mirror it okay well who cares
just watch this
Oh my god.
Very interesting.
Then I will do this.
Really?
Really?
Same thing as your...
If I were you, what I would have done, I would have hugged the corner.
Oh, okay. Good. Good thing I didn't do it.
Why would you put a mind there anyway?
Does it make sense?
I'm reading like a book.
So, the only direction it can be is this.
Thank you for the tip.
And then, now you have this right one, so we have little two.
Thank you all, Greek, to read donation.
Uh, so wholesome, have Tri-Streamer yourself, you would be good.
Would he wrap a corner?
Bang.
Like he did before.
REALLY?
Yeah, that's...
Then the big boat would have to be this is a bomb and here's another gear.
No way.
Just kidding.
Okay.
The game is a bit like that.
Like this, this, this, this, like this.
It's insane how lucky you get it this shit.
You hit a mine bro.
How do you hit every mine?
Did it really? Did I just do an accidental into his mine with the freebie?
Are you shitting me?
Ooh, that's a big deal actually.
What?
Dude, I don't- No, that was fucked up.
I think I understand it. Like, I so narded, like, in same spots and got zero value.
Like, I think you've missed, like, almost zero times on guessing. It's like, busted as fuck, low key.
Yeah, I'm good.
Let's just assume I'm right on the top, classic, and it's not a 2, so it has to be zigzag.
The only zigzag this can do is this way.
Wow.
Wow
then
It's a two
Let me think about your brain here
You put this this this this if you put another one top you would be like that's too much at the top
Not enough at the bottom, so I'm gonna assume it's the bottom and I'm gonna assume it's here
Well, it has to be like this.
So I found you're small.
I just, you find you're big now.
Which means it would be in the corner here.
I had the rest of the map-
Those two mines there.
Sorry.
So pure luck is what we're going for, I get it.
I mean, I had this pod zone doubt, this pod zone doubts. Like-
That was a bad sonar. That was such a bad sonar!
What do you stack a ship here are you copying my shit man I just has there is no way that
I drew around it but I this is so stupid.
I mean if you went top left you're just so predictable.
Wait, why didn't I-
No, it can't be there!
I just saw an arm hurt, I-
No, it has to be here!
Oh my God!
I made it!
It has to be here! It has to be!
No, so it would be, it would be, I could just soil the top if it's not there go bottom
in there when they came in easily. One, two. It could be two mines, but I'm going to guess
top. It's one, and the other one's a mine. And then bottom is 50-50 pretty much. It cannot
be since it's the one of like this it's not here I love you it could be under
I should vote I vote under my boxes are they they're disappearing they open my
boxes my 1256 boxes I was collecting my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
I need to last shot so.
Bottom left is kind of unexplored.
I have six points.
The one is on mine yet, I called it earlier.
Maybe I do a blast.
There's no reason to do a blast here, this is sonar.
That sonar was so troll.
Should have sonar'd this. I should just sonar.
I'm gonna sonar this one.
You are not looking at the right location, my boy.
Alright, then I'm just going to guess where it is, boom.
Give me one more chance.
Okay, sure.
Don't...don't do it.
Finish him.
Kill him.
I'm trying to think about this.
Kill that war.
It's just over.
It's actually just over.
Finish him.
Do that.
Do that.
Do it.
Would he spare you if-
Wow.
on the border I I mean you know what I'll give you one more
wow holy where the fuck are you do it kill him finish him don't do that you
know what to do. One more, that's all you get.
I'm gonna take that as a hint.
And finish him Jesse.
You should have done that. You idiot.
That's cap. That's cap.
That was an obvious hint. That was the most obvious hint you've ever heard.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I only hit that because it was so hard and I know I wouldn't get a bomb if you fucking moron.
I mean, you had to have been double stacked.
I stood on our top left, the bottom left.
No, no, you're wrong across the board.
You're wrong on the middle bottom.
You're wrong across the board.
You cannot play.
So now explain to me how I'm cheating.
No, I'm just saying, you're wrong across the board.
Whatever you're saying is all wrong.
It could have been anywhere because you had no info
about anything on the board.
You had no info mentioned.
Yeah, I know.
I got lucky.
OK, well.
I can't do battleship him now.
I can't do.
Battleship him, it's $2.
I'm poor, I can't.
I'll buy it for you.
I can't.
My video tour service, that was the tour service for my applicable Breach lucky.
can't do battleship because in my past life
i fought on a ship and it brings back memories
of losing my men on the sunken ship
and i don't want to relive these moments
alright well i sent it to you
thank you
uh...
it's like a one second download
but he's gonna suck for a game after finishing the game on for a game and shit
it's battleship bro
the abilities are in sand
and he just watched it
i mean if you want
okay i'll give you one game
yes in the game or not
yes sure
wait you gifted me how do i get the gift
all of the
well i got a exit screen share
here
or should i exit screen share
all of the internet
he sounded a little bit happier that you're playing with me but
I am now joining the screen share
can you join that?
quick?
yep, did it now
what am i joining
so how do i do that
just play on the thing
buddy buddy
it doesn't matter what game you play
it will suit everybody
it doesn't matter what we do
when you say better game you don't understand
whatever the next game you don't like it
it's all about the next game
it's an endless crusade
so the bad thing is that you shouldn't game complain
it doesn't
doesn't it?
ah, you don't have a look at the list.
that's why I just do anything.
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
you're playing this guy, I'll play this guy.
But I like to... well, I'm not gonna spend much time on this one.
Yeah, I'd like that.
You rotate it?
Yeah, yeah.
That's fine.
Wait till this retard accuses greek of sniping like 50 months
Everybody have man and shit be prepared so how do I do the mines
It's that ability on the left you'll see like a mine. It's the one that cost you
Oh
up here
No, okay
Okay, I was gonna say if he got this next one he's shooting
He's now do the mouth of the rage rates get good
Hey, that was a little weird.
What does that mean? Is it T, I'm guessing? One, two, three.
And that's just one down at the bottom. Could be the long one.
okay classic mess on purpose so they don't think he's cheating take it
straight out of my book classic so that's the corner or it cannot be the
t-bone it could be the t-bone actually I don't even know I guess I mean now
Oh, it was a fine guess.
And then I'm gonna do...
Yes!
I'll pick that.
So, why did you come up with that conclusion?
Well, I mean, if you're gonna roll the side, right?
If you're gonna roll the side, you would have to choose.
Right?
You have to choose what wall you're gonna go up.
Actuals level
That makes zero sense that makes sense
Just doing what you did to me
So I have a guarantee of the roll ship and the T ship pretty much.
The key ship would be...
Wait, what the f- no, no, no, no, that's two ships!
And then this has me two ships, then!
Oh, okay.
I bet, later, bitch!
I could have been a...
call greek and make an excuse megalol
cringe
run
i'm gonna re-fun for that then
it could have been there if it's two ships
now this just gives me exactly what it is then
it's simple
I didn't know now if it's ships or not
then later
I did really well, I should have not I went for it
and that one could pretty much be anything
Oh you didn't even rotate it. Okay I get it.
She was...
Ah corner stacked pretty much.
I'm guessing corner, corner bullshit.
Now do the click thing.
No, it would go to that side, I don't know what you're saying.
All that forehead and no ink!
Mugenics later?
No.
It's a cannon.
Well, I hate it when you guys act, but you've played it and you know how this game works.
Like, yes, you can rotate the ship this way.
You absolutely fucking can.
It's not like you can't rotate it in a fucking R shape, then.
You absolutely can.
Banana peel hair, oh my galow.
I mean, you're 3 at the end, you're gonna get a lot of damage.
to mention it but thanks for letting me borrow your vibrator
another save manner lucky
Callum Sniper X
Yeah, I could have also missed in the corner.
Here and here.
No.
Here.
Here and here.
Watch this.
What is Blood doing?
What is Bellshipping?
Can I be digging this much?
There's no way.
What is blood doing?
What is battleship? Can I be thinking this much? I know there's no way.
Four out of four on guesses though.
Zero missed guesses though. Zero.
I'm just clicking squares. I'm here. If I'm wrong, just say it. I'm going to avoid
be wrong bitch one two you either look me like a bitch thank you for giving me
this Jesse
Now go ahead and watch my screen again do it
Do you want me to actually watch your screen?
Hope you got a refund for that Turkey
Do you want to actually do that because now I'm gonna try and do it
Four four and I guess I think you can we go for the big five maybe or not go for the big five
Your positioning is trash and predictable. There's no way a little four-year-old would have gusted right for four
What does that mean Jesse? I haven't played that before.
I mean it's like there's something near it.
Yeah it's really good, he gave me money.
Wait, it could be one to my left, right or down.
It's just there's something near it, yeah, 100%.
Put it to mine.
Sorry.
I put my life savings and my wife on XQC to win this on Polymart XQCM.
I'm not gonna lie X that that's the past we both ships that are to be able to
fight as well I don't think McDonald's is paying you for that golden arch is
looking as cut Mr. Cowdon's there is no overlap except the one at the zero
that the next absolutely both ships boom and he knows this because he put
a bomb you just put a bomb on the second ship because it has to be
both ships so he's gonna losing and should have baited with the second one
but it's it's over he baited the sideways but it's actually up and down
could also be like this if he wins this by the way Greek you better call the
stream sniper it would be straight down the middle then it's being back
Bang. Bing, Bing. It just has to be.
And turn, little bro. And turn.
I said I'd rather love to fucking big buster.
We need to get more friends so we can do like code names and um, what's that one?
I forget the name of it, but Katan?
Yeah. That would be absolutely banging.
Wait, cause it says one and it's still there.
Well, you know, it can't be one dude.
How does that work?
Is this one?
It's like, it means that there's something next to it.
Okay, you lose next turn then, if you don't get this turn.
And since he added one and it's downwards I am but I don't want to get it yet
because I want to give it I don't want to give him freedom and shit but I know it's
down it's down it's down and I'll be able to stack this he would have just went
like this.
Jack what do you think happens when XQC runs into a wall with a direction?
He breaks his giant nose.
Ah.
Geez.
It is.
Greek does that play on you though and you're stunlocked for two and a half hours.
I walked in my deduction the whole time though.
Like every seal move was deducted though.
Out loud.
I'm just saying.
Like nice.
Bro, I don't understand you.
How are you still blaming me even though you won?
This is why I don't understand.
Bro, bro.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
How does that even work?
I stand so much ground though in these games though
My god, this guy
He wins, he's still angry and blaming me
Someone said 5 nodes
Holy
Holy
This game is not
It's not
I mean it's not
It's mostly luck
The ability is expected of though.
Valorant?
I'll break him though, I'm not...
Fuck yeah. Let's just keep gaming forever. Just literally never stop gaming.
Too dark.
I was so close to just sniking for the content, but I feel like I'll lose integrity for the future.
Yeah, you'll be the breakin'.
Fortnight Trio's.
But I wanted to do it for the content, Loki.
You ready for a truth bomb?
Truth bomb?
I've never sniped X ever once in my life.
Never once.
Why?
Just remember that.
Every- not only that, every time you think,
I didn't.
Oh, I've got nothing.
So you- you sit in there shaking- I see you shaking your finger right now.
No, no, no, no, no.
Now, now that you've been one time, there is integrity.
I actually believe you, I actually believe you.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I called you several times then.
But, but, but, but, I think you make a shit fucking
absolute awful argument though.
Sometimes, like I'll just throw it out there, right?
Cause it's fun.
And then you'll say the dumbest shit I've ever heard
about, I'm like, okay.
You wanna know what fixes this?
Literally, we have to do the OBS ingest thing.
We gotta get that shit set up.
Imagine you just see my point of view,
you'd be like, okay, no, you didn't see it.
You just see it, you see it, you see it.
But I'm just saying, what if you articulated it,
just the comment, and then you just debunked me live.
I mean, you'd be debunked.
I don't know, sometimes I literally would just
guess some shit and it hits, and it's just funny.
And I can't even help but laugh
because it's just funny and I'm lucky.
But then the other times that like I'll hit something,
it's like I don't even know what else to say.
I clicked the button.
I looked at the squares that weren't hit
and then I clicked one of them.
Like I don't, like, because that's all bad worship is.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, because yesterday,
yesterday I put a bomb and it actually stumped you
because you didn't know it was a bomb in the radar.
And you were like, yep, it's in the radar.
And then you hit not in the radar.
I was like, huh?
if you know what I went for my
because I went for my guaranteed first like all the like I didn't have to you
would live again finished with the ball of stone that radar
you left it on one
you have a bad idea of bunch of dumb things are all like
radar and then read are the same like spot right next to it not think and
like
i suck bro you're just losing to a new
but you know how like when you're playing
nobody mean like seriously like
some games people just get lucky cuz they don't know what the fuck
they're doing
and like that's me in most of these games that they're fucking played in
these games so i just get the lucky ones
you have my sense
the final is probably not
i don't even know it's late, i won't play whatever
i'm on, i'm on valor though if you just want to hit the short way
i'll play valor also
i wish you played herstone battlegrounds though, it's so fun it's the
tft of
uh... herstone
what's tft?
like the league, like a auto chess kind of thing.
It's like an auto battle or more.
Or some battle guys would play that.
Oh.
I like playing Valorant because I might find my discord kitten.
It's ranked though.
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe it'll sound weird, but like, the reason why I didn't
like TFD initially is that they didn't make the items
even if you didn't do close to what it does in the game,
in the main game.
Like, that's a good credit, yeah.
And it was just like, I don't want to,
it is bullshit.
I don't have to be kind of lame.
Yes.
Like.
The following.
Does that make sense?
No, it doesn't.
You would assume to make something
but you have to like, read everything.
Well, it's just hard to learn without any UIs
or anything because you have to read some shit.
Just don't know what I mean,
it's semi-cons, I wish it was just shows and UICONs.
Like, I just, why is there just show?
The chest on Dota 2 is amazing.
Invite me, X. Now I don't want to ask again.
If I ask again, then see what happens.
Did you play auto-chess on Dota 2?
Bro, that was so good.
That was something.
Actually good?
Yeah.
It was so good that I was buying eBay
To get a mount or whatever in the game you had to buy like an ebay
Thing and then the guy would send you a message in ebay with a code to put in so you can get a mount
And like I literally did it man. I was so addicted. Yeah
But it got you really really really easy by the way like because now we're like stable out of shit rank
Like it's gonna be like pure domination
I'm in let's just win this game let's feel good let's get a nice win nice
chiller I want to buy a team in the end of the sport it's it's it's franchise now
is enough right you should get a golfer we should watch real sports you
you should get like a golfer, you should get a ping pong player, new format to see how
you're dealing with that.
She get a bowler, rail.
So you just like watch them, yeah a dart guy, so we gotta like watch the guy play darts,
you know.
That's what I need, yeah, dog is fucking heavy.
Like what do you do, stage one, first stage, teams, each region, playoffs, um, London
masters 12 teams the major is open qualifiers this guy looks like you this
guy looks like you on the main menu do you see that change your tempo on the
second thing left bottom left what the new guy okay go bottom left you see the
you're talking about Muda
I see the cheater do you see him no what is what's the guy's name the guy that
looks like you that was on the scene.
Did you click on the ad in the bottom left?
Okay, so bottom left is an ad.
On the second dot, there's a guy that looks exactly like you.
Yeah, it's Mata.
How the fuck did it look like me?
It doesn't look at me at all!
Now you're talking about the red one, and then there's a tiny square that has a space.
He's like you, but he was breastfed as a kid.
And you had formula.
That's the difference.
It's not the guy that you're looking at, X.
Oh, this guy!
Yes.
Oh, yeah. I see it.
I thought you were talking about this.
Well, snipping to it.
Look.
Yeah, the guy with the black hair.
No.
Mata. Oh, this shit. Him. It's for ants. Yeah, I thought that too for a minute. I'll
show you. What's the price for London anyway? Like how much money do they make? That guy.
Do you see it in the discord? Well, I mean, even if I bought a team and we won, I mean,
I was an owner, you'd get zz. X, X, X. It's like human oh me, bro. She would
me that's what I'm saying. That looks like you man but like Bressford
What's up front you going this way though like?
Hello?
I mean how much money is that anyway?
Hello?
Is anybody gonna mark?
Is that deep enough?
Are they kidding me?
Jesus.
How you gotta do it like this?
Yo what's going on everyone?
I'm gonna go ice there, we need smokes and probably heal and then we're gonna go in there.
Oh that's so fucking loud.
We need some smite.
Oh, deadlocker!
Chai, who's the meta-taker?
Chai, is the only good?
I don't want to spend time on a kid that's going to be like
sucking on a litter on it, because I'm good at it.
No one talks in this game anymore.
Honestly, you should probably concentrate on using like...
I think she would suck at the high rating, no?
Because I feel like her kit is like, for lower.
Wait, how do you own characters, by the way?
Just make your own Valorant tournament instead of getting a team, get a tournament.
That's 40k for each player, aftertacks with no cuts at all.
Think about that.
Aftertacks for a player, that's 45k.
They say that once you took a contract.
Their death was inescapable.
Yeah, you make a turning, yourself, and then you make a streamer team that's kind
like the Lost for Tones or whatever in every game that you do. So if you do Rainbow Six you get all
like the best dreamers in there on like a team and you just do turnies instead. Franchise like
actually having a team it's like money's safe. I mean I mean they are more from everything else
like it exactly. Those play spools are just going to throw away in that sense.
at the point players get like maybe like ten times more by just being a player
than they get from the fucking winning first place
well they could get a lot of money if they just watched videos and reacted
Real much like a real game
You can't say it was back in the game
Reloading
Our spikes down oh my god spike down a right side of sight behind the thing
One enemy remaining a
I had skystash in a calm
Try guys.
You like that voice?
I like a pirate voice, but like...
Oi matey!
Like a modern, like a modern pirate voice.
What are you waiting for?
Yeah, this was a great time going over there.
And planting the bomb next time.
I
Cover going out. I'm gonna make the noise that I'm leaving
This game's all fucking loud
I'm going to push in heaven
Nice, another one heaven
Tell him what the deal you know it flashing mouth watch out X
Last player standing for your flash
shit no it seems these creatures blinded these shit so when you're off stream and
you die like and you have nobody to blame for like snipers or like that's the
way what happens then you just like have to take out of the
Oh man.
I have to shoot a wolf, a bird, a cat, a dog.
Like, what is going on, man?
bro, let's go
wait, who's on the level?
fucking old nagesse, fuck you
three, two, one
send it
wait, it sticks with the wall? I didn't know
that's fine
Gotcha.
Let's drop.
Let's drop.
Let's play.
Alright.
Let's go.
Oh, I'm the kid.
Come on, boys.
I'm not in here.
Watching heaven.
30 seconds left.
White planet.
One enemy remains.
Oh, my God.
Where do you get that to him?
I guess so long.
Dude, no way that was...
Oh, my God.
One enemy. Oh my god. Where do you get that to him? I guess I don't know. No, without
that. Oh my god. I was really good. That's good. Good rain.
Next time with the game
Let's just keep going over here
Talked about her today. You literally talked about her, but
Yeah, but yeah, but I mean that like as a valid player like most people weren't even born when that window was out
I move it over watch to
Remember that game
Nine hits is terrible
it has to get destroyed here shadows traveling let's get down here like it's
slightly the glass though stealing sight one man had to go for it and I was
gonna end I mean I know gonna I mean I entry didn't get a frag for my team as
That's something we've never done before.
One enemy remaining.
What are you? Regents?
Sprinkletrapped it.
Oh.
Why would rivals go past and watch in green material?
Oh, what, Michael?
How could it?
It's just Marvel's character.
People could always do something with Marvel's character.
Marvel didn't really add much to the goons here in that way.
These new friends of ours are not too friendly.
Well, watch what's your O.C.
I need a truck.
I need a truck.
Somebody?
Isn't that like the scrap stuff?
Let's see.
Let's see.
I need to change skin.
This dragon skin is really bad for, like,
avoid it there in a second.
Like, I feel like whenever I start.
I already had, like,
because of the mail ad, like,
Why do they add boobs to the four guys' cactus?
Um, you know
Wait, that was an Indian actor shot too. Holy fuck. I'm looking reload it. What do you mean? You're locked in I killed him
Yeah
Like my teach credits for that, and there's a link to me when he loses
My aim brain actually was gonna be accurate at all
Like it was gonna be accurate, like it was gonna be accurate, like it was just in it
If you die, it's my fault, if I kill somebody, it's your kill
Like bro
Yo yo, I don't think you're credit-
Yo, go eat your burger, yo, you're angry
Go eat a fucking burger!
You fucking shit
Go fucking-
Like holy rage baby
zero in Jesus Christ yes you're a bitch
yeah you're a bit for the one middle of
blame it I was doing that shit but I'm a fucking lame breaking down entry now
while the time
I say this game man is a loose bike down be I just stopped crouching in
I
Do you go for comfort or sighs? Oh, I heard something
30 seconds left.
Hey, Chas.
I thought you heard him have it, honestly.
I thought you heard him have it, honestly, but
He's on it a smoke smoked
Nice. Oh my lord. I have reputations to maintain. You're the best. You're the best ever seen in my life. That was actually nice
Why why?
I've been trying to do it for a past couple years. I'm older now. I'm gonna try to get it again
I don't need
How long you've been playing for it team?
How long you've been playing for?
Like like three years
It's not bad. He actually has some pretty decent aim. I'm gonna cap
Yeah, I'm kind of gonna crack
I've got your trade
One enemy
Where we're going boom have it I think all right, but what's I know I'm not sure
Yeah, have a never left side
I'm so shit I asked my fat finger
It's my first time on the watch this
I have your rights
About May 44, but today my long, it's not you
Okay, so, I fat fingered it
I mean, brother
Bro, I say you had this
Does that not happen every fucking time?
Every game, brother
No, I don't cheat, why?
Wait, you're calling me a cheater
Last game I just played, so call me a cheater too.
It's actually crazy.
I'm playing for ten and a half years.
Yeah, what's all your voice man? It kinda sounds like you're about to cry, okay?
That's just how I sound. That's usually what people say to me too.
But thanks, asshole. You are needed.
Alright, well, I was just asking.
Fire in the hole!
Get out!
Lock him.
Told you to try someone's A.
I win again. They found my track. Oh, man. He stabilized it. Oh, man, it's taking my
train ball, man. What's he doing? Reloading. What's he doing? Is he diving?
enemies a
I don't do
spike down a
cover going out
get a break
I have some spike
spike through a bike
one enemy remaining
nice
nice colon
That's pretty sick of mine
Double zoom is crazy on that double zoom double zoom. That's fucking as if your angel's crazy
There are no clock sticking. I was looking for rocks. It's so cold here
Um
I'm gonna go check
I'm out of here.
Cover going through it.
I guess, dude.
You think there's damage on that? How much damage does that chat these days? I mean.
Flash!
What do I pick here I think I think I just go no gun let me do a
Judge judge with old
You know fuck it buck you at all
that works
that's it dude
focus
what?
I don't like that
it's so bad
it's so bad
I don't know
no
that's too bad
Jesus, you can't love me so much.
Yeah, I mean, I've been lowkey practicing.
Now watch this.
I need this. I am if I'm buying.
Need a drop.
another one sage
have heaven
we get it?
nice creep
one enemy remaining
blinds it?
Nice, so watch it, I'm gonna check this.
Oh, you wanna be up-skinned is what you wanted, I get it.
Stick up my option, man.
Stick up your car.
You wanna get...
I actually like this OP skin. I think it's nice compared to the other Dragon skins.
They did a nice run.
I don't mind it. The Akelin's annoying as fuck though.
You're Jesse.
Yes sir.
You don't have to be like a diss track against each other, but like a friendly diss track.
Like Jesse, you're not so good.
I think you're a diss.
Yeah.
Calm down.
Sure.
You look like a strong guy. That's not so strong.
You will not kill my other one just hold on
Oh my god, you're gonna tell me that man.
I should do it.
Do it sooner.
Watch out!
I should have gave it to you.
You want to change the diaper?
You can probably run on the stage and kill him by the way, he's fast.
One enemy remaining.
Yeah, I know that.
It calls, it calls.
Why is there stairs?
No!
Spike down, A.
Yo, spike down, spike down, spike down.
You have to go for it.
What is Verde doing?
What?
Well, he's gonna get orb maybe and then alt.
Dude.
Listen, there's no time to aura bomb.
30 seconds left.
Please lock in.
30 seconds left, please. Lock in.
Well, were you using the mic and game because of the double audio?
It sounds like one of those, uh, um...
Like...
Yeah, he sounds like when you play song Warwick.
And so he does a voice liner.
I need to get you out of here.
I need to get you out of here, and I...
Come on, go and help.
You need to get the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna run away.
R2-D2?
Yeah.
You fucking fool!
To the left over!
And then you just like it up.
Or like in Halo!
Clutch!
What, what, what, what?
I just went to Halo Campaign.
To the radio.
Switching sides.
You wanna do a sleepover?
You're not ready for a light show.
We do Halo Campaigns for weeks straight.
Yeah, with the Riddles and uh,
A real sleepover would be like where one person like you stay up all night and one person stays up where another one sleeps and you rotate
Yeah, we'll do we'll do it. Yeah, but then the guy doesn't stay awake
He actually ends up falling asleep like first and then we all end up just going a bit at like the correct time
Just because we're all so tired
Classic and no blankets yet to use the pizza cover. I
Actually literally did that at your house
I didn't have a blanket in Cali so I took off one of your curtains and used it
That's insane. It was so cool. It gets cool. I'm cool now. I'm pushing him defend by the way
They're all flashed I could get anything though. Well, I thought my bounce would bounce
I walked on side of the bomb and got bomb
I make a quick confession
Yesterday I went on to Google and I searched boobies for what please
Don't tell my mom
No, I just typed in boobies on Google to see what come up
Big Asian must have bad
I'm annual.
Not really.
Brazilian man feet.
Alright.
Oh, she's dinked for 145.
This is a fantastic video game.
Oh, that is fun.
Yes!
X, you can get pentagon.
Oh my god.
Oh
Oh my God
If I just held it down like a man
I am done now.
Who are you talking to?
Lol.
Hit him with one of those.
You're the judge what I got next.
What is this thing?
Just talking.
I'm a judge after losing pistol.
I mean that's just what I do.
It's alright. It's unbreakable.
And I'm with the judge.
Careful now.
Or XAXAXA
I
Didn't go inside
Multiple enemies be multiple enemies be
Well, they're destabilized
They're going to I think because I destabilize them for a friend
When I lay with you boys, or XQT, or you can go on a scale, or we get a point.
I mean, it's my compendency, man.
Hey, Alina, come over here.
I could be one of them.
Wait, it's not the beat.
Alina, I'm out of here.
I just ate a crusty bogey from my nose.
Yeah, well, isn't this very dry, though?
It was dry, but it had like, it was dry at the beginning,
and it had a little bit of wet at the end.
I have some blood, any blood?
Nah, but those ones go hard, the blood ones.
Guys, don't die. I have sneeze apps, don't die.
What the fuck?!
You have to sneeze, dude.
Apparently cutting your nose and eating the bogeys is good for you.
Like, it boosts your immune system.
Careful, I'll die, just hold on.
10 seconds left.
What's your life?
He's planning on it, P.G.s.
Get f**ked, P.G.s. You're a trash, love. You are as of the game, P.G.s.
Like spotted B.
Chucky, did you not hear my glock?
Where do we go out there?
one dies carried that weight that's so stupid you don't hear the glock the
glock crank up
what do you mean like the sound of the cheek yeah yeah one one hell no you
want to hear weapons walk some people just weapons walk out of the HB and shit
like okay I mean that's that's I mean I mean counter strike is the same thing
I de-stabilized them
I'm out of here. Go, go, go!
Do you have a limited run? No. Every time you do, your character's broken.
It is real good. Watch out!
Oh, this one happened!
Spike down, B. Spike is B.
One enemy remaining.
I'm out of here! You will not kill my ally!
Gotta go!
Oh, we're dead yet.
Dude, I've had a sneeze for like a minute. This is weird.
Go, go, go!
See, orange is in the goose leg.
One enemy remaining.
I have to sneeze worse.
I'm out of here!
What the hell's training we needed?
What?
one 30 seconds left no way he gambles
I don't know if I could be friends with the guy if he gambles
So that's a nice building.
But look how overshadowing it.
Yeah, but that's like the good guys and the bad guys establish a company and like that's
what we do and now like the aura and all the guys that we're at the good building in
their view is just building and building and building in.
No, I mean it and now the other one has more for everyone wears like the same suit every day. Yeah
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Now watch this
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Anybody pooped in their hand in the shower and flung it in the toilet yo come on bro come on really
I've done that multiple times back then.
Okay, okay, man.
Jesus Christ.
Not this shit again.
Say in one fucking rage bait, I cannot.
It's true though, I have to.
Four years old and playing Flings is fucking cool like a fucking orangutani.
It shames my intelligence.
It just begins.
I'm thinking mid to view probably.
How'd you know that?
Has anybody lined up with their friends and then peed?
Dude! I'm the AWP guy!
I'm the AWP guy!
Careful now!
Last player standing.
Spike planted.
What? So she doesn't get flashed?
She dead, she just mambied.
She's really close to you.
Oh my god, it's a 12-6 curse.
Oh my god, shaking.
Oh my god, it's a classic 12-6 curse.
I'm saving for next round.
I'm gonna hold them fighting.
Huh?
If they're there, I'm holding them.
No, we're on stage.
I've got your ch-
Don't make noise, don't make noise.
I'm baiting you.
I have to.
No!
That's actually you lauging.
Because it's an inside community meme.
Okay?
Where everything is a curse.
Because of that one episode that we had
when we're playing this game,
the mass.
Last player standing.
This day.
Really, bitch.
Spike planted.
To the point.
Whoa!
Don't do it back, I just did, by the way.
I never slow-walk.
Skibbity, skibbity, toilet.
Skibbity, toilet.
Really?
Guys I think you might actually lose the game. Shut up. I can't even do that.
They're outplaying the fuck out of us like we're dog shit.
No. I didn't have a gun.
We win this round.
I thought the Q battled.
Boy, it bounced once.
Oh
That's being this means outside be outside be
Goodbye my wall shadows
Yeah, that's what is partial
why would you need that Jesse I got stuck
nice job nice job guys well played guys
GG GG it's the best feeling when they're
like trying their best to win and it's
unwinnable when you just see them squirm
Yeah, you see the lights go out
Yes, I got my new rank, I'm I'm silver. Oh my god. I'm like I'm dog shit
Yo, I'm the lowest way in the whole lobby yo
That's not too bad. Is that the lowest ranking?
No.
I'm not even going to say something that nobody's going to agree with and it's going to sound like Brandon and then LARPing it.
I don't agree that the game should give you an econ score built into the clients.
It's a bad way to foster negative behaviors that impact the game negatively by creating creatures that are in a feedback loop of doing what they think the game thinks is valuable and not what the team actually needs.
What if you get a shit econ and you cause a lot of damage in an enemy team's economy?
By playing prop, like that would be...
Now you get a bad score? That's bad.
Lane Lane, and I don't agree with it
But go gang
Oh flexed
I can do it like what I fuck yeah, I'm done for a leak. Oh, I'm down
You're 67 plus one months can I get to welcome to the jungle mystery?
We just put video games
Is that real footage or is that is our rage bit again?
When we got it was very big fake shit. I see the night like it
Oh, well
But what we report is place to on though
Boys GGs brother brother, you know this looks like it like I
Actually feel bad if it's not it's not really great. I actually I'm actually not worse. I
most of it's nuts, but
This means real these guys look like
The robbers in breaking bad when they when they steal the barrel one like it's what I mean it like
Level one robber clothing in
What do you want them to come in with like I don't know like just like bulletproof like freaking
no no no I mean I mean I feel you'd get like like a normal outfit that wouldn't but black
on black and LA stands out to believe it or not like it does a normal outfit that there's
not a faith that's like recognizable I mean without wearing this fucking whatever the
the fuck is right here. It looks goofy. It looks like one of those movies.
Bro, imagine thinking that you see these two guys and you think,
these are no more civilians. Nothing wrong with these guys. Like, dude,
but they look like they're about to rob something. Like, really?
It's Ron's, it's Ron's ring cam.
And there was info on stream that the key is right beside the front door.
But what is it a toaster is in his hands though, he's right. Oh
They're doing they're doing the thing with it. They they they beep it
I get it the the the low low wave frequency bullshit
League
Come on get on Greek
Go ahead a come
I will go to the other side. I think we should go to the other side tomorrow or something.
Then you should connect to it.
I have a headache, my friend. I am officially out of the ring.
Gotcha.
I will go to my bed and I will slumber like the Pokemon Snorlax.
I will be there tomorrow when they poke the flute.
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I think we're out of ammo.
Yeah, we're out of ammo.
It depends how they see the game.
People that get better, you don't really see them because they feel like a smurf and
they go past you.
What did you play?
uh any of them i'll probably play kate here yeah if this works x check this link make it that kate
against what they're playing i would probably not play that i'd play leon instead
okay i'm playing but people on my rank they call me the god hander context to quick you went blitz okay let's go
i mean it's tossing it because it's it's tossing like that gives tears three shit
I
I'm actually using it.
As far as I'm concerned, they're very squishy.
If you mis-engage, you're fucked.
You're completely fucked.
I joined your jam.
Your hat is successful.
DJ, agree.
Let's see if it works if I switch songs later.
Oh, there's a classic.
That's the sound bite from...
Wait that's a sound bite from the VNB song.
It's sampled.
Did you know that the scene I'm playing now, I Blitzcrank it, was banned from Broadway for a while.
I think they changed the skinner.
That's not bad because the trail in the hand you can't see if I like it.
It's a real piece of lore, cause the hand comes out and it has this weird ass fucking trail
that doesn't like show, it's like a, it's like a not, it's complicated, you'll see
what I mean by the game, but it's fixed up.
It almost looks like two hands.
I'm gonna do so good.
Invade.
No.
It was too fast and blurry.
Yeah, you should get out this way then.
Get this changes.
Yeah, change.
Nice.
DJ3.
My mouth is so fucking quick.
Oh wow interesting get out just get out
the... uhhhh...
I'll have to come behind me, I'm gonna have to come on the edge.
Unfortunate.
I, I hate this game.
It's the song right?
Wait what?
I only have one charger when I started the game off?
Dude I'm lost.
I
Man I can't this fucking game
I thought he was dodged but he just doesn't give a shit and he's, I mean, I'm against
a better player.
He's just too good at the game.
He doesn't give a shit.
He just doesn't care.
This guy just says, I'm not going to dodge it.
Fuck this.
Like.
And this particular time, I will have an opportunity to handle that, once I make it into bigger
states.
98 months.
Here it is, the physical language of my life.
My game is amazing.
Destruction so thanks, Mr. Count.
Two months away from 100...
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No, well, I mean I'm correct because I actually broke because you want to AD I support sure
Sure
That's even getting it. No, I don't understand it. Let me let me rephrase it again
If you if you farm properly and you know what you're doing
If the enemy team sends their team to earn it you have to do nothing if you just play the game
You just play the game the way you're meant to be played.
You'll get more money than they do.
Bye, bye.
You're my banger son right now, by the way.
Thank you.
What are you guys doing?
Look at the stats of that last game, the damage of our team.
Okay, just know it was bad.
What was bad?
The damage on our team.
We had no damage.
Yeah, I mean.
Except for me because the reality is that we all most of us
Except for you we all have to be close to the damage and we're against like fucking like it
We're gonna scare the if they're fed we cannot be melee range. This is one of those things
I'm banning Senna. I hate that shit
I'm gonna go blitzcrank
No, absolutely not. I fucking hate the track
But you just played him yeah, but I played it for team if we made it to mid game, but we didn't make it so
They banned your cake. I don't like it
Well, I play sometimes but
She's a little bit autopilot I
Play I play corki
What I play I play and why I'm not going blitzcrank
What do you want to play I gotta know you wanted your quirky
Yeah, it doesn't I don't even matter much. We could put whatever I'm going on me. That's good. I should I like that
Quirky works to do that
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Wait, what what is cashback a what what tree is that in it? It's a blue tree, right? It's a right side literally, you know
All right, Max. It's a right side inspiration. Yeah
My cash back I'm telling you it's completely busted
Oh
Yeah, I'm even gonna go W first
Was that is that the other day oh
Come on, bro. I don't I place a bro if we lose later. I am it all the boring I couldn't I could not be stuck
Like Yasuo brand it and I'm chilling on that
I have a wall or he has a wall. Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's full counter for no reason like unquantity
Like it's a noxious and sparking
Bitting I'll be able to pay all these out. Don't worry this way
got it
I'm gonna kill myself
they fucking suck my god
I'm gonna do some crazy fucking
no he isn't
Get the fuck away from him!
So fucking mad, dude.
Wait, he-
And then I'm gonna heal?
He just- Why did he flash? Kill him!
I'm gonna go back here, man.
Dude, the music stops, and she's just fucking through me off so bad!
Hey, get in the life!
Let me fix it.
Like, what the hell?
Chill!
Keep on on Shakira.
Listen, I'm the DJ here, but he locked him in the video game, he lost last game.
I think I just
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Don't prefer that I'll make I'll make that these are the first piece of button should you even be into the game?
Like they deserve that a bad player base that complains like some holes about everything
You should play game where you're buying
We're so behind, okay.
I got the Twiddle Dex, like actually.
You want to try the arena thing after this? Remember the 2v2 arenas? I love that shit.
No, I haven't had a game for that long.
I'm so petty.
I'm busy.
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Was that diamond
I was actually trying hard to fucking...
I didn't know that we were ruining the problem either. Like...
No.
These people got us like absolutely flounder.
Lee Sin was like such an issue before anything ever happened.
We're gonna get an X on boys, did you make it?
Yeah, I got you.
I got you bro.
You listen to this.
Yeah we did.
Yeah we did.
Me?
I got you.
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Did you have hope what?
I blast like it came second up so a Q is the fastest, yeah.
Also they had me warded.
Yeah, I'm doing pretty good going on pretty cool, I just like to go for it.
Our danger's died.
I can't blame him, I'm not mad at him.
This action is so bad.
it says the song so I can't be mad at anything you know
oh then they raise the character of course they they rescue makes like because
he's got one kill I'm gonna all you're gonna all say no more got it we die
before we even make it the guy I'm getting it now I just get ready and
then get ready I'm gonna hold here multi
I thought you were coming back.
Oh you can't both help or right?
Yeah my bad bro.
That is all I need to ask about it bro.
Oh man look at this guy.
I actually played this video game at level 700.
Holy fucking worthless.
You played our best game
Wait, I've got the hatchers on
I gave it to him. He's hatching on the seas
and
and
what
how do you know that it's not true so
okay
that's uh... some of it
sir
alright well i'm getting to bad guys
same
um, well
sorry about those two guys dude
I mean, League of Legends, every time I play that I feel like it sucks the last bit of soul I have left out of me.
Yeah, but, man I had a whole bunch of fun, but until next time.
See you later chaps, see you tomorrow, bye.
Bye chaps, good night, good morning, wherever you live, I'm out.
No, it is a long song.
This song is, uh, we could pretend or whatever.
The eighth song is, um...
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
There you go.
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Yeah, that's a lot of bikes