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Pineapple is a shit.
Pineapple is a shit.
Most fruits are shit.
Most was a shit.
Yo, it was made for the birdseed, it was made for the fucking cows, for the whatever.
It wasn't made for chicken consumption.
It wasn't made for us, sir.
Just like seafood.
It's spawned in the water.
Leave it in the water.
Bang!
That's a fucking churus in yuka.
We're eating fast food plastic.
I love you
I want to give you a run out
Why, but I started shooting 10 days ago
Or they're gonna re-enter the earth from space already
Already?
Chat, low key, if they go to the moon and back in 10 days,
next time just bring me up, bring me along.
Chat, I'll do my schedule.
Chat, I promise.
Next time, I'll do my schedule.
10 days, I'll go to the moon.
I can make it.
You got any advice?
Yo.
You know, me and Toast were,
it's kind of like rule left, you know,
you wanna go to the table and put your chips
on multiple positions and hopefully one and face off,
hopefully the better one.
But sometimes you gotta do what you're going to,
you know what I'm saying?
So wait, it's like you bet on multiple squares
and you just hope the whole land on the good one
and if it doesn't, well, you set aside bets, you know?
Yo, Bayes and Chat, when you're in the early stages
of trying to get the governor, to be honest,
You are a fool if you're not at the roulette, putting multiple positions.
If you don't have a few chips, again, let's be honest.
The ball will fall into a spot you have no bets on, and you can do better yourself.
And the reality is, is that the person you're talking to most likely has at least six bets
on the table. And you think, oh, I'm the one, they have one bang. Easy.
Values, you're against the odds, you're against the odds, and what happens is your gnaw can
be the one you want.
Chat, chat, chat.
The bigger the risk, the bigger the downfall.
The fall is a much harsher, okay, if the risk is higher.
Like just like a girl.
The girls and you want to hunt it to welcome to the
You could get a girlfriend a date for like a whole year if you just
Yeah, yeah, I train them and well yeah, yeah, I games and golden advice and he took it to heart, but what can I say?
Telling you did it's a thing 365 days 365 girls. Yeah, you've done that before it
I thought about the possibilities and then it died well at the time. I hadn't it was that was four years ago
But then I did my own advice, but I'm not sweet. You could you could I think
wait
The golden boy, but you saw that wait. He's dad's a golden pipe the golden boy
Was there
The admitted old video in the Google Doc he had a girlfriend since 2021 and neglected her.
That's just not cool.
It's not cool, but let's not act like we, like I was saying all the time.
Even for the people that do bad that are bad people, let's say,
we don't know the specifics of people's relationships.
We don't know what it's like.
No, we don't know everything.
So from your perspective, it might seem like neglect and it might not be.
We have, we have to debunk it.
We would have to debunk it. You never know what that is. Like, like, it's always never available.
And then you're the one who's let's say, oh, then you then you always let me always
use the machine or whatever. And it's like, oh, dude, just get never hung up with me.
You just don't tell me, yeah, but that can, it can go both ways. If you look at all the data
presented to you, you feel me? And then say, I could know what to say because I'm not, I've never
done like this kind of thing before my girlfriend of four years my girlfriend
obsessed with a male streamer and I feel really uncomfortable about this was a
post made on the subreddit r slash relationship my twice in a mail of four
as it was with the male streamer. Advice around the end of 2020. What was particularly shocking
here is that barely just a few days after making that initial post, he'd end up breaking up with
his girlfriend. Her obsession with that streamer was that irrational. And during that time,
she wasn't the only one who might have felt this way. That's because the male streamer in question
here was none other than siden
dude dude he's so fine i can't
chat he's so fine i can't
jet like a name and face that had become a core memory of the covid 19 pandemic more specifically
when everyone was locked up in their homes in the span of less than a year he would go from having
1,000 average viewers on twitch to 50,000 even okay okay well the video doesn't say and it did
Jack, the video obviously is trying to hide the truth of who I am.
Hold on now.
I made Among Us, I made Rust, I made the Mercantile.
Hold on.
And then I made the Ogre Meadow.
Back to back to back.
It's like Shaquille O'Neal dunking on the red.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Having a streamer, he peaked out over 100,000 concurrent viewers.
he'd be most known for was his gameplay of Among Us with his friends who happened to
be very big content creators as well.
Not only would he get tens of thousands of concurrent viewers on touch, but he would
get millions upon millions of views on his YouTube channel as well.
And while his rise to fame is definitely incredibly impressive, what was truly unparalleled here
is his extremely high ratio of female viewers,
confirmed to having been higher than any
of his other content creator friends.
This guy has a mowing.
He has a mowing.
This guy has a nest.
I don't know if he's gonna be, maybe he's fine too.
But, let's hear it, but you kinda wish
it was him a little bit.
His handsome look, his anime sounding voice,
and his witty jokes made women go rabid.
In fact, it was also a joke that he would
turn male phones gay.
But what made him really-
Yo!
That's not what I mean!
That's not what I mean!
90 seconds.
What?
What?!
What the fuck?!
self. He wanted you to think that he was innocent, naive, a
boy failure, someone who's inexperienced in relationships
and would never heard of fly because in reality behind this
mirage, this illusion, there was a master manipulator, a serial
cheater, and a predator point for many years. No, no, check
check guys, you better debunk this real quick, because that's
crazy. Guys, I didn't look at the posts. I saw the main post
And that is a crazy.
To target smaller content creators, take full advantage of the fact that he was
one of the most desirable men in the streaming world.
All I'm making it seem like he had no experience with women in bed.
In order for this to be true, you have to establish a few things.
Okay.
And I'll make a little bit of this.
To have a paradigmic into one, you need to have a paradigmic that exists one
and establish that two, he would have to use the paradigmic, right?
That's two.
And three, you would even need to have a pattern of using that to the advantage.
That's kind of the basis of it.
And if that's true, then fuck him for that.
It just might be romantic.
They just might be that special someone who can fix him.
What he would somehow forget to tell them though is that he had been in a monogamous
relationship since 2021.
But you don't have to take my word for it because he admits to everything in recorded
voice call with the victim herself. And on top of that, that same victim who goes by the
name of Hemamal VT, would choose to write a Google doc that shows the entire timeline,
her and Saikunos DMs together, as well as the DMs of another victim that actually slept
with Saikunos while being totally oblivious to the fact that he has been in a relationship
since 2020, despite being one of the most impactful and longest running l-
Oh my god.
$950 dollars.
Yo eyes in content creation history.
I want to thank the two victims of smoking with this very heavy topic
and for allowing me to make the first comprehensive video on it.
So without further ado, it's yours.
Get right into this mess.
All right.
So first off, who the hell is tycoon?
Yo, don't restock something like that.
streaming career, he actually used to be a software engineer working in the Bay area
of California.
Yo, he's hotmailed us.
His office life would change forever though when he would meet Lily Peachy, a well-known
content creator who actually started making content as far back as 2012.
However, when they met, she was far from being the very well-known content creator that we
know today.
It was back during the season 3 world championship for League of Legends during the year of 2013,
so barely a year took out the creator journey.
So it could have been whatever content he'd reach out to her and would want to meet her
seeing that they're both at the same place.
Lily Peachy agreed, thinking, oh, am I about to be a fan?
That's awesome.
when that fan would show up with a massive bouquet of flowers.
As she was about to thank him, he would run away back to his cousins,
calling them his only friends at the time.
He was that lonely.
He was simply too embarrassed to interact with her further.
This interaction left a good impression on the Lepeachoo,
and they kept in touch for years to come.
In fact, as she would start her streaming journey,
she'd play with her friends,
and one of those friends would be Saikuno.
Her viewers would start to express-
Jack!
Jack, am I going to introduce you to that?
You bring flowers when you go on a date,
but it starts at somebody's house, kind of.
Because otherwise, what do you do with the flowers?
What do you put them?
You need to conserve them, put them in water, you don't want to go around with this big-ass bouquet, like, oh, we're gonna go to Disneyland, and I got this big-ass bouquet of flowers!
Guys, guys, let's have some fun, let's go to the restaurant!
There's another one, I got this bouquet of flowers, though, guys, hold on, like, it's fucking annoying.
Like, bring some of these houses and put them in a fucking pot, put it in some water, bank, guns, oh.
Interesting, especially seeing that his voice sounded like a family character.
It was genuine demand in her community to know what he looked like.
What they didn't know though was that Lily Peachu had already shown him.
He was there with her when she went to Summoner's Con 2015,
and he was right there with her in her vlog.
But most of her community were...
His video was coordinated and released with Google Doc.
They didn't work on it for weeks.
So this guy's in on it.
We're simply not aware of this.
So seeing that there was growing demand to see what he looked like,
they decided to do a face reveal live on lilypeach's stream around the year of
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yo yo yo that's not that's not that's not that's not 19
you're such a oh okay here we go
uh wait you're actually so much braver than i thought
only cuz you're here
all right and then next
and as you can see the chat was definitely not disappointed in fact lilypeach had such
an impact on Saikunno that she would be, well, the main reason why he would start streaming.
And you can hear him say that himself.
So what convinced you to start streaming?
Oh, um, uh, Lily actually.
In speaking of streaming, he would start doing so shortly after revealing his face on Lily
Peach's stream.
He'd start at the beginning of 2019 with barely under 100 viewers, but as the months would
go by, he would start to get very rapid growth.
She would really start putting in serious hours by August 2019, and within just one year by
August 2020, he'd be sitting at 8 when I made Among Us.
Say it man, he just keeps not saying it and it fucking annoys me.
He just keeps omitting it to say it.
Thousand average viewers reaching a peak of 15 thousand.
But how?
Why?
Well during his streams he would continue playing with Lily Pichu.
And seeing that Lily Pichu has a lot of big content creators that she calls friends, she
would introduce them to Saikunam.
It turned out that this guy was very easy to talk to.
He was witty, he made jokes, and the communities of the many streamers actually enjoyed his
company.
All of these factors combined would be the perfect catalyst for when the quarantine season
of COVID-19 would arrive.
He would start to play the game among us with some of the biggest content creators on the
planet and within just four months.
He would go from 8,000 average viewers all the way up to 50,000 average viewers peaking
at 100.
and then what happens over here?
What was it?
Fucking look at it, fucking look at it.
What happens over here?
What happens over here?
1000 viewers in one stream.
He was gaining half a million followers every single month.
In just the span of like a year and a half,
he had gone from being a mid-tier streamer
to one of the biggest on the entire platform.
It wasn't just Twitch though.
He would be getting millions upon millions of views
on his YouTube videos as well.
He was killing it on every single platform he was on.
In 2022, he drank five red bowls and one sitting in and he could get his heart
palpitation happening. He starts sweating from his forehead.
When YouTube was aggressively recruiting Twitch streamers to stream on their
platforms instead offering them multi-million dollar deals, they targeted
Saikunam, seeing that he's extremely brand friendly, has a very loyal audience,
and had become a household name in such a short time. So on May 2nd, 2022, he would
announced to the world that he was moving to YouTube on a two year exclusive
contract. And as you can tell by the engagement, this post went fiery. What I
really want you to understand though is just how valuable he was seen by
companies and platforms. Back when YouTube was aggressively recruiting
talents that were on Twitch, Twitch and their confidence and hubris, seeing that
they completely dominated the streaming site at the time, would never rather...
All on Ramble, but it's a little bit like he's almost setting up a narrative or whatever.
What? Maybe it's not a bad narrative, I'll let him I'll let him offering a counteroffer on the very rare occasion that they did
It was a very big deal and guess what they made an exception to Saikunov
They gave him a counteroffer higher than YouTube Saikunov would go back to YouTube and show them
Which is new offer and YouTube would offer to pay even more
His contract alone is estimated to be around five million dollars Saikunov though also had interests in other communities such as VTubers
In 2023 for an April Fool's joke. He would debut his first VTuber model
Extending his reach to new niche community. The reason why I'm mentioning this is because at some point
He was invited to a call with the senator Bernie Sanders alongside Valkyrie and Pokemon and instead of showing his face
He chose to be a Vtuber
This was so ridiculous and it went so viral that he inadvertently kind of became a spokesperson for VTubing in one stream
I mean I don't mind that a piece of that guy
He would seem everywhere collabing with everyone and this was partly due to his very loyal and almost rabid fan base
but it was of course all by design.
You see, back in 2023,
Pokemon would make the very interesting revelation
that Saikunou had the highest female demographic fan base
compared to any other streamer.
Her included, she would compare his level.
He's got the anime voice, right?
But also kind of looks anime-like
and people can get enough of it, is what it is.
Love you, Wex.
Most guys that have an anime voice look like shit.
most people that that will that will what was nice was nice much like oh yeah well
who's to me but i was it he has a nice skin nice proportions very nice young looking a male
he has he is of anime proportions it's that's what anything would do in being asian like oh no
is this racist is it like he doesn't do that he has the anime of a proportion
The fame and the way his fans acted towards him to K-pop idols.
He simply wasn't seen like the run of the mill twitch streamer.
No, there was definitely more to this.
And one of the main reasons why this worked out so well is because he was seen as a boy
failure.
No, not the kind of guy who's unemployed and lives in a dump and smells like shit.
I'm talking about the ideal boy failure.
The guy who's handsome, smells nice, doesn't live in a dump, but is instead just a hopeless
romantic.
who turns all red when you want to initiate physical contact. The most innocent, naive
soul imaginable. The appeal of a boy of failure isn't necessarily that he's a failure. It's
the fact that he's perfect but just needs one person to fix him. And that's how it's
seen.
Yo, and he has wrists too? Yo, chat. This could be you, it just gets a wrist.
Magnificent chunk of his fan base felt. If you've watched my channel before, then it's
not too different from a girl failure that has a male audience that wants to fix her.
It's the same parasocial mess.
This can be very easily seen in some of the most viral fan made videos of Saikunoh.
Like this one, for example.
Setting it over 3 million views.
Saikunoh tells his trauma about girls.
Saikunoh trusts his friend, this guy's toast, more than the girls.
So this guy had barely any romantic experience.
Uh, based at it?
And still, he had his heart broken.
He needs a woman that will fix him and tell him it'll be okay.
It may be surely one of his fans.
If only he knew how handsome and amazingly desirable he was though.
Because he's another fan made video everyone's simping for Saikunoh because who does it?
I mean god if only he wasn't a boy failure and understood how smooth he was with women
But he's too naive because guess what this video is performing views in style of Saikunoh being smooth with girls for 14 minutes
Yeah, I think you get the point right this image of him that was so carefully crafted would attract a very large female audience
They're also allowed to you only only male streamers to constantly be but hang out with a majoritarily female friend group without him or them
Getting in trouble with their fan base is due to jealousy that was innocent allergic to love
And he wouldn't hurt a single flight
There's a lot of him to do things that other male content creators could never do.
Like, dude, this is him sniffing the armpit.
Yeah, I think it's kind of a denerative.
It's give the package for a certain goal, right?
When it can be absolutely up and really fine.
But if he's trying to not be, let's say you have a virgin ship,
and you're trying to hide it for people so that it was private.
Being non-flatatious, not entertaining, any sort of floating or whatever,
is respectful. It's nice. It's chill. So that crafted perfectly image can go both ways. It can be
because you're better trying to set those up so that you can get fangirled or that you're
giving a nice, like, you know,
Tuesday at some point during a podcast when they were talking about body odor,
this is how much he was trusted around women. And even though his audience was very obsessed
over him, they saw him as so awkward, so incapable of understanding what love or social cues mean
that this was fine, they didn't mind, because they were going to be the ones to fix him anyway.
So it comes as no surprise that yes, some relationships literally ended over the girl's
obsession over him. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some gay relationships ended because of the
same reason too. He was just that much of a sensation, and that crafted image he built around
himself was just so believable and convincing. And so keep on doing what he's always done,
and after his two-year contract with YouTube would finally end, during May 24, he would make his
grand comeback to Twitch, picking it over 26,000 viewers. However, his viewer count would slowly
begin to drift. And by April 26, he'd be setting at 1,665 average viewers, a far cry from the
peak of the pandemic at 50,000. He doesn't stop collabing with larger content creators as much as
he used to, mostly sticking to himself. But hell, I mean, 1600 average years is still very easy to
make a... It's not a fall off. Like, like, like, I, there's no big meta to grind to farm. Like,
it doesn't want to do the fucking whatever it does, bullshit. And, yo, it's a cycle, it's a cycle
of the the career in the space like so it's like he's a grown-ass man who's at 30 years old okay
he's made a lot of money with his youtube deal and it's it's a blessing he didn't went back to
which and started in such a way again i mean it broke the boy broke it was very awful he was just
doing his thing like now he doesn't enjoy being at the computer playing games talking to the mic and
being a vtuber as that was that problem i'm telling you and i don't want to be rude this guy wishes
that were him. 100%. And creators will always hide this from you and they're always going to try to
disguise that opinion. But he absolutely wishes that he could stop hardcore competing and being
down with them. So he could just chill and make something that he just wants to not get to get
fired by the results. Because he doesn't give a fuck about the results. This is what this guy wants,
100%. Living off of, he had made his millions of dollars, had this incredibly obsessive fan base.
As far as content creator careers go, this really wasn't so bad. The guy was a multi-millionaire.
What people weren't aware of though, is that for many years since becoming a viral sensation,
he would use his status as Sikuno as the most desirable streamer imaginable as this K-pop idol
to pursue relationships with smaller or up-and-coming content creators, whether they be cosplayers or
VTubers. No, go back. I'm not gonna get over this alone.
Since becoming a viral sensation, he would use his status as Sikuno as the most desirable
streamer imaginable as this k-pop idol to pursue relationships with small-
That's gonna be hard to prove, that is a pretty quick chat. I'm gonna be else with you.
Just come into this video, I'm unbiased, I didn't watch the video. That's a really quick thing to say.
It's pretty wild, if that were me, I wouldn't let it, I wouldn't let it fly.
So if it's untrue, I will, I will defend it, because that's fucking bullshit.
Aller or up-and-coming content creators, whether they be cosplayers or VTubers,
manipulating them into thinking that they were special on the hopes of hooking up with them and
while being in a monogamous relationship. This is the real Saikunna, and now we finally have proof.
Hemamol VT, who I'll refer to as Mal from now on, is someone who has been making content for
the last year. She occasionally streams from time to time, but also tends to post cosplays
on her Twitter profile, some of them being revealing. Those revealing cosplays would
catch Saikunna's attention, and he'd follow her on Valentine's Day of 2026. With a barely a few
days, he would start talking about how they should move in together into the same house,
all having a girlfriend. When Mal would find out about the girlfriend, she would decide to write
a Google document. The Google document would contain Mal's side of the story, as well as
Elphi Leah's side of the story. Another VTuber who, of course, also posts cosplays from time to time,
which is why Saikuna was interested in her to begin with. She also had no idea that Saikuna
had a girlfriend, and it would meet up with him during December 2025 in Paris when he would travel
for a convention. Unlike Mal though, she would actually end up sleeping with Saikunno, again
completely oblivious that he has a girlfriend. They would both share their stories and the DMs
with Saikunno in the Google documents. This document would be 32 pages long and it would
detail both of their experiences with Saikunno. They began to accept the revelation of the fact
that he has a girlfriend as well as a link to the full 17 minute YouTube video in which Mal would
confront Sikuno about cheating on his girlfriend with her. Here's how it started off.
On Valentine's Day of this year, I was followed on Twitter by Sikuno. I thought it was amazing
that such a big content creator even knew I existed, let alone followed me on social
media. He had been my role model, and someone I looked up to for a long time ever since my
days in high school. However, what I learned about Sikuno after that day would make me
regret my decision. Sikuno is not the kind of soft-spoken character you see on stream.
He is a serial cheater, liar and manipulator who uses his status to get what he wants from
as many women as possible, or specifically, ones more smaller or up-and-coming content
creators knowing that he can take advantage of them. After confiding in many others that
had similar experiences with Sikuno, I realized this was not an isolated incident. In fact,
In fact, it was something that had been going on for multiple years.
He always made sure to cover his tracks and never left the paper trail significant enough
for someone to make this public.
But now this has all changed.
These are serious allegations.
I've said this about all the liquidity and credit draw that we've seen before.
For this to be true, for this to be true, it has to be deliberate and you have to be
able to see it.
My name by that is that if you have the basis that if you're a bigger creator, you cannot
date, anybody, anybody lower, cause that means that you're using your fame, then it's very
reductive.
It's reductive and it's, it's generally just, um, it's, it's, it's just a bad trend to go
down cause it's just that either you're locked out, you can only take higher, but then that
would mean that if you did hire, then that would just take it to the interview then.
But it has to be a deliberate act where you are using that and you are taking measures
that that take the, the, the, the, the, and he consumes that to get where you're, and
that's, that's to be shown.
And well, that's fully understand that this should not be treated lightly.
I urge all other content creators have been personally affected by Saikun as well.
Okay.
And he's a, for example, for example, Oh yeah.
If we're together, I mean, we would go to all the cool parties or all the cool guys
and the fantasy for, if we're together, if you think about it, you're going to be up
there.
That's what you get with me because I'm just a big creator or whatever.
Oh, like, that's more on the territory side for sure.
If you're to not remain silent as I believe that
That's like a slump.
in numbers, this document will not only include proof from me,
but from another victim who has given you your consent as well.
Below, you will find evidence that will expose this calculated pattern of love bombing and
manipulation, as well as a recording of a voice call where he explicitly admits to all his wrong
doings, everything. Alright, so already this is one hell of an intro to the document, right?
One thing I want to- 90% of the people that say lovebomb, it's actually not lovebombing you,
but it's not good, a lot of fucking up. Point out is the urging of all other
content creators who have been personally affected by Saikunno to come out about this.
As I already mentioned, there are many people who were affected by his actions throughout the years.
In fact, if Saikunno traveled to any expo or convention or event, and he can bet a hefty sum
of money that he always had someone there who he flew out hoping that he could bring them to his
hotel room. Anyway, the next section of the document would be titled Our First Conversation.
After Valentine's Day, I was so excited about him following me that I told a friend who then
urged me to strike up a conversation. I finally worked up the courage to send him a DM and he
replied right away. So here we can see on the 15th of February, Mal would send, are you still looking
for Valentine's Day, perhaps? To which Saikuna would say so innocently, what? You can't just open up
with something like that? And besides, Valentine's Day is almost over where I'm from already,
to which you would reply with, I mean, we can always do the Valentine's Day do-over, you know?
In the same first conversation, he brought up what kind of things you like to play and invited
me to play with him after a convention. On the left image, we can see them-
Jack, I got to be out of here. If you post private shit like this again, in my opinion,
If it doesn't give more, very much needed context for what you're trying to say, it's
I'm not going to get it wrong.
It's weird.
I don't want to give it.
Because if the point you're trying to prove is I made contact and we spoke, if you showed
them shirt, fair enough, but then you show all the stages of normal talking.
It's just odd.
It's odd.
I don't like it.
It doesn't help anybody.
It's just, it's just kind of, it's sneaky.
It's.
Discussing fluke schedules, understanding what time it is for her, what time it is for him.
On the right image, we can see him say,
What things do you like to play? I'm like a massive game player that's-
Because you can hide all the times where you were quirky and it didn't hit and you did some weird racism,
something that was kind of too fun.
And you can frame it exactly the way you want to.
Make your points move on.
Usually how I meet people are make friends, to be honest.
In the next couple images, we can see Saikunou talk about the game he was playing,
which was Outlast Trials, saying that maybe Mal could carry him.
She would agree, give him her discord, and then wonder,
hey, are you done soon with your stream?
Because I'm getting tired.
She hadn't slept all night.
She was pulling it all nighter.
He'd applauded us.
Oh, Alice Shwells, I played, but I'm pretty bad at it.
Can you carry me?
I played.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo, dude, I don't give a shit.
I don't, we can see the whole mess in the video.
I don't give a, yo, dude, everything.
Taking so long, and then he'd say
that he has a convention to go to.
So after making her wait for like a few hours,
would say hey listen can we just play tomorrow I have a convention to go to and they would agree okay
let's play after the convention this is what would lead us to the next section interest in where I
live for context this is still the same day as the first conversation only move to discord in a
few hours apart since I'm eu time zone and he's us time zone so yeah these dms have the timestamp
of 10am eu time the last dms we can see on twitter we're at 9am so this is barely an hour later after
they added each other now we'll continue by saying things started out innocently enough with him
I'm inquiring about fun things to do near where I live, such as aquariums and conventions.
TwitchCon EU specifically.
I'd like to point out that I said we could go on a date to make up for Valentine's.
He not once exp-
Press to meet any discomfort or that he wasn't single.
So yeah, this is how it goes.
If someone expresses interest in you, right, you typically tell them fairly quickly-
Is all this about the fact that he cheated? I don't give a shit.
Well, I mean, wait, all of this is the fact that he cheated? I just, I just, I have to
address you. I don't give a fuck. I don't, I don't care.
You're already in a committed relationship. You don't just let things slide. Mal had no
reason to think that Saikuna was already taken. Otherwise, he would have said something after
she proposed a date. He'd ask, did they have an aquarium? I'm a big fan of aquariums. You'd say
there's partisan Amsterdam can make a date, you know, to make up for Valentine's. He'd only
reply with, oh, what, lol? Continuing on this innocent persona, but he'd never say, oh, actually,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'll meet up with friends.
I'm actually in a relationship, not once.
The next section we've titled,
Following My Private Instagram.
He would also follow my personal private Instagram
that is only available to my IRL friends and family
while using his official Saikunno account.
So we can see him and his Saikunno following her
with her personal account being hidden since it's personal.
The next section we've titled,
Making Plans to Meet Me in Person.
So bear in mind, this was the next day, okay,
the 16th of February.
They had started talking on the 15th,
he followed her on the 14th.
The document would say,
in this two hour discord gaming call,
the same day of our first conversation,
Saikunno made plans to meet me in IRL.
It was set to be the same week
plans to meet IRL, which I guess I really don't like,
will post their own POV of shit.
And like this guy was doing this
and he was gonna come to my house.
And the couple was like, yo, wanna hang out?
Yeah, okay.
You can go to my house, you can go outside.
Oh, he's gonna ask.
She made some plans to infiltrate my residence,
to enter my personal space.
This fucking motherfucker, fuck you.
Was flying over anyway to attend TwitchCon EU.
Going to the Aquarium would be our first date.
I also learned that there is a 15 year age gap between us.
Right, so look, I personally spoke to the victim about this.
I asked like, would that usually have been
like a red flag or a turn off?
She said yes.
But the thing is, this is Saikuna we're talking about here,
right?
So she made an exception.
Because as you saw in the intro of this document,
she used to watch him in high school.
She genuinely looked up to him to say that she was starstruck
was in the first day and that's exactly what he was counting on.
Now, while keeping that 15 year age gap in mind,
this next section definitely hits different.
It's titled,
Make-
Boy, is it 30?
Okay, no, I didn't laugh.
Yo, what did you guys do that?
What did I fucking do that?
Okay, she was 20 and he was 35.
In 2000, guys.
King plans to move in together.
These messages would be on the 17th of February,
two days after they started talking.
It would say, with Sikuno,
Our relationship moved so incredibly fast
it almost felt like a dream.
It was like you could make anything I wanted happen.
There's so much prolific and success was in it.
Had no reason to doubt anything he said to me.
These screenshots show that Saikunno and I
were intending to-
Everybody knows this.
And as if you were about to know this again,
you cannot date somebody unless you live it very nearby
or you live together.
Because you're not going out of the house.
And most of the time, you're on a doggy schedule
and you're at home.
It is not possible.
Not, not, not, not, not. And again, framing it.
It's, it's him. He said to my domain.
He, Saikunoo. He said, moving to my lair. Like, yo, yo, yo,
cat and have me possibly move into his house.
I told him we couldn't get a cat yet due to me not being a U.S. citizen and
possibly having visa issues.
Keep in mind, this conversation happened two days after the first conversation.
So this first image of these set of DMS, we can see them talking about pets in
general right? But how you might be allergic to certain pets about how his current dog
isn't triggered by allergies? So you start discussing the prospect of getting a cat.
Now let's say I'm here anyway so let's think of a name though. Let's say I'm going to
say yeah but I don't know if I can take care of it myself. Now let's say or we're just
going to name it cat. He'd say you'll have to stay to help take care of the lalt which
he'd say I'm okay with that. I don't know how that would work with me staying there.
I can't stay forever either you know because I'm not an American citizen and I'll also
probably have to go back as well because I mean I hope at least that I can go back to
studying end of this year and like in general everything is so expensive. Then he'd say
Oh, yeah, that's true. Okay, maybe we can get a cat together another time besides
What you say, yeah, but they're my dad's also you find the order food and he'd say oh no, no
They if you if he generally was using a status or or or it was a predator
He could pull the card that oh, yeah, if you with me because of my status
I could get you a visa of working visa or whatever. I could get you this or that you could even absolutely fucking flex that
Bring them if you just like somewhere which she'd say no, I guess not though
I'd miss them so much. So I definitely have to get new pets
So barely a couple days after speaking to each other, Saikunos out here discussing getting
a pet together, taking care of it, raising it together, and looking into the possibility
of her me moving in together with him.
This was as he was sharing a home with his girlfriend.
I still have to follow this.
It's still all fine.
In this screenshot, Saikunos said he has only ever had one relationship his entire life.
I would eventually find out that that was a lie that he had been dating and living in
the same house as his girlfriend for years, and that I was not the only girl on the internet
that he spoke to on a daily basis.
Okay.
Okay.
What if that one girlfriend, words is one relationship though?
So here we can see the ends of them discussing this topic.
Mal would say, I mean, you've been in relationships before.
It's not like it's your first relationship, referencing what they might potentially have going on.
Because you'd reply with, I don't know, lol.
I've only like actually dated someone once and they broke up with me.
So yeah, I think I'm just not very good.
So it's probably just a me issue.
To which she'd say, did you like never do anything for your ex?
Like at all?
To which she'd say, I mean, I think I did.
I don't think she thought I did.
I mean, everyone has their own way of what they want, so it's important to be like a beginner if you're not entirely understanding.
Mal, of course, would want to inquire as to what he was saying, what do you mean you think you do that?
Like, what? You never specify, you always keep it vague.
Keeping up this personality crap that was the one that was allergic to love and had no idea what was going on with women.
This would lead us right into the next section titled...
So, by so...
All these inclusions, but...
It's not going to elaborate on what that is.
I mean, to make the point over here, you don't have to show the next, it just cuts off?
That had no idea, like, what was going on with the women.
This would lead us right into the next section titled,
Sucksting.
We've texted every single day,
and these interactions will be charged with flirting and suggested topics.
I would send him suggested pictures and audios, and he would confirm he touched himself to them.
Additionally, he'd always act flustered and inexperienced,
keeping up the illusion of his on-stream, innocent persona.
We'd also regularly talk about date ideas and things we'd like to do together in the future when we'd meet up IRL.
Topics that are usually discussed between two adults who are clearly romantically interested in each other.
On top of texting, we also called almost every single day.
Even after he'd streamed for more than an hour, he'd talk and play games regularly.
What?
The thing I'd notice is that every time we called and when he spoke, he'd be whispering and never...
She didn't realize I was sleeping.
Cheat in Among Us or Cheen Battle Shippen?
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck.
I'm all out.
I couldn't give a shit.
If you cheat in my video game, you're fucked.
I will go after you.
He would fully use his voice.
His excuse was that it's because he was tired after a long stream.
And I didn't really find that to be suspicious.
Using your voice for eight hours in a row does exhaust it after all.
I now realized that he was quiet because his girlfriend lived with him and he didn't want her
to hear. So in this first set of DMs we can see them discussing things to watch together.
Saikuna saying let's watch something, Mal would say we should, he would say let's watch a
Cook Netflix dating show because those are funny or both, and Mal would say we should.
And do you also want to play games like Helldivers or Overwatch or etc?
In the next image we can see them discussing the spicy audio that she sent him at some point.
He'd say you do too. She would say yeah like in that audio recording. I sent you to it. She would act flustered
Over and say huh. Oh my god. Well, yes, you really sounded cute
Exposing sex sex thing is awful. I said it
People that expose sex thing will always make themselves look like like oh, I just said this
I just said that and then it's like roll. It's gonna cringe sure when you straight bone brother
They're like, you're not thinking,
brother, it's a biology thing, okay?
You have only so much blood in your body, okay?
What happens when you get a massive fucking stone on it?
Like, brother, all the blood rushes to the tip
and there's less blood into the fucking brain.
You can't think less.
You have less blood flow into the fucking, into the head.
You know what I mean?
Let's say, did you ever re-listen to it?
Or only that once?
In the next screenshot,
we can see them discussing going on a gym date.
Mal expressed in how much she enjoys going to work out at the gym.
And so Saikunno would inquire about what a gym date looks like.
This is when they discuss it more.
And the next two set of DMs, we can see them talking about more spicy topics.
Y'all would say you get flustered so easily.
And then Saikunno would say, because I'm not, I've never done like this kind of
thing before, lol, to what she would say.
And you don't like it.
It could be saying, which is crazy, because I'm older than you, but like,
I haven't really dated much.
So, and I would say, so you have me now.
You reply with my XB bars low, but no, I do it.
I've never gotten something like this before.
Yes, I like it.
It's so good.
I can't wait to use it later as in I can't wait to grill my sausage to it later
Whatever she said to which you would reply with you know
I've kind of wondered if you've ever touched yourself all watching what I send you which he'd say
But what does this give it guys?
What is this why is this impulsive what what does that add to the topic like like we get it
Some sex thing is happening.
They're like, this doesn't add anything.
This is annoying.
No, and then he would say, yes, of course I have.
How could I not?
Overall, these DMs were a balance of spicy and wholesome,
just like what you'd expect when two people are romantically
interested in each other, saying goodnight to each other,
inquiring on their health.
He'd compliment.
If anything, I'm not saying it.
If anything, yo, were those sent unprompted?
prompted. I mean, the suggestion of a hat, of sending the picture, of using the picture,
all comes from this person. So when it comes down to those endeavors, she's a lot more pushing
than he is. If anything, he's been kind of a gentleman, no key. Yeah, that's my, that's
my take on it.
But in her honor appearance, she'd say, I love getting compliments from you.
Now reverse the rules. Here's my raw butthole right there. Are you going to use that?
What are you going to use that right now?
Did you ever use it the before?
Use it.
Like, okay.
Well, you reverse the walls.
It looks a lot worse.
Good morning, handsome.
What are you up to?
Yeah, whoa, whoa.
Okay, that's not a weirdo.
That's not a weirdo.
That's not a weirdo.
Take interest.
Wouldn't just be expressed with words.
No.
For Saicuno, he'd make sure to express it financially, too.
This is what would lead us to the next section, paddled sugar daddy.
Less than a month later, Saicuno would randomly ask for my PayPal account in DMs.
then wasting that next state goes on like this. If you're portraying it that you have
a sugar daddy again and the guys are million dollar contracts and he sent you two hundred
and eighty one dollars and hold on sixteen cents. I'm going to be on with you muted.
I'm I'm I'm muted. I'm not I'm not receptive to that. That is that is not qualified as that
and you could try to portray this whatever in one way.
You need to give this in contextualization, at least.
No time in sending me money unprompted.
Something that I'd later realized was simply unprompted.
Behavioral pattern that he'd employ with women
he'd express interest in.
I want to reiterate that I have never asked him
for his money and he did this of his own volition.
He bought me both a gym jacket.
Now, now post the screenshot,
now it would actually be very well in context
to get the hour that this was donated to,
the hour of the night, or the day, and go to the discord,
type that date, go to the, and see what were you in a call
and were you texting at this exact time?
Cause this could be, oh, yo, but I really like this cool thing.
And I'm like a $200 short.
And I'd be really liking it.
I'll pay you back later.
I mean, I mean, you can contextualize it
in a bazillion ways.
Below and resident evil nine,
because I had expressed interest in that game.
Here we can see two payments. The first one sent on the 28th of February,
2026, 81 euros. And the second one being 200 euros on the 5th of March,
2026. The sender was the business,
Sikuno.
He didn't necessarily ask for a PayPal username on the 28th of February.
Also, and this, this might sound crazy, but I got you. I'm not, I'm not biased.
This will make sense to this sort of game because you cannot gift a EU person
on a game if you're from NA because of original pricing.
Steam doesn't let you gift a game to somebody else and a story was the business
Sikuno he didn't instantly ask for a paypal username of the 28th of February
He'd start off the conversation with that you still aren't asleep either
But she'd say I fell asleep if you're gonna buy it if you're gonna play games somebody and you ask me to play games
And you're richest fucker and you want to eat one place or a few hours
It's a $9 game. Hey, but like I don't know the millionaire would like to play this video you with me
It's only $116!
If...
B-Botting the game with them is perfectly fine!
That's perfectly fine!
Look up again cause I'm having trouble sleeping.
He would then say,
Oh, well good morning.
And what's your PayPal so I can buy you games later?
She'd say, Huh?
Straight to the point. Jesus.
I need to update my email to my PayPal cause it's my old name from before I rebranded.
When he would send her money for a gym jacket,
at some point she'd say,
Want me to send it-
I may Greek buy games with these fucking facts!
If he has less money to buy food,
He, well, shed some weight, yo.
Yo, 80 dollar that's going to fucking RE9 or whatever,
is 80 dollar that's not going to a burger.
Back to what she'd say,
I know I wanted you to get a nice gym vest, lull.
Especially because it seems like you're really passionate
about working out so I thought it'd be nice.
And then you can remember me when you're wearing it.
I thought it was a cute idea.
She'd buy one.
Okay, now hear me out on this taken.
If the context of this is that you're being a love bond, right?
It would be your job in this case
to show some form of restraint or to kind of be like no you would you would have to at least make
an attempt in my opinion to be like well no that's my thing on it. If you are uncomfortable with
with the too many yo yo we just met blah blah um yo you don't have to do all this or whatever.
How is this a bad take? If somebody wants and will willingly take and it's
It's very little for the person, and it makes him happy.
So be it.
It would have to be a constant bang,
un-propted against all resistance.
That's not a bad take.
That's what it is.
I mean-
I thought it'd be nice.
And then you can remember me when you were wearing it.
I thought it was a cute idea.
She'd buy one, she'd wear it, she'd send it to him,
and she'd say, I wore it with the green set
because I know how much you like green.
She'd also make a tweet on her account while wearing it,
saying, this gym jacket is literally so comfy,
the muscle mommy arc will be real.
So up until this point, this was Mal's experience with Sikuno.
The next section is titled,
A Calculated Pattern of Love Bombing and Manipulation.
And this is where we talked about Elphi Lea's side of the story.
The document would say, after-
So that was one person, okay, that person,
I could just remove the whole video.
All of this part, way to my diamond.
Absolutely worthless.
Even though this is exposed as DMs, all DMs, whatever.
There's nothing wrong with any of it.
I can't see one hint of anything bad in it.
If anything, if anything, considering his status,
his money, and any he is, I gotta give him some props
for the further restraint that he has and how he conducts himself
around somebody. Well, if anything, he gets a plus from me.
Speaking to Elphilia a few days ago, we were able to corroborate our experiences
with Saikunou and-
Here's a gif, here's a gif. I always say that, I always say that.
It's not, we could grill him about the cheating,
but that would be a perilous side topic.
That's not, I thought being, you can't say,
this guy's a fucking predator, okay?
And also, he cheated it.
And the main thing by being a predator
is that he cheated it.
Well, no, how about we attack one time at a time, right?
If you make the claim of predator, let's focus on that
and I'll address the cheating later, I won't give a shit.
It's at that point, it's more of a,
whether you're personally hurt by somebody else shooting
or not, but that's completely standalone.
Learned that we were both victims of this.
We had no idea that he was talking to both of us
at the same time.
Saikuno is known to send hundreds of dollars
to the girls he wants to get involved with.
This screenshot is from when he took my friend,
Elphilia, to Paris during the 2025 TFT tournament,
along with sending her 500 euros
to help her move into her new apartment.
You can clearly see that this was sent
from his business email's PayPal account.
So unlike the other image that was supplied by Mal,
January, December, December, November, March, February, at the same time, yeah, yeah, yeah.
say, after speaking to Elphilia a few days ago, we were able to
call her a resident girl. But this lady seemed like it's vote at
the same time. It's like it seemed like he's is doing the
money thing to tube you at the same time. The discrepancy is a
lot of months.
Robert our experiences with Sikuno and learned that we were
both victims of this. We had no idea that we were both of us at
the same time. Sikuno is known to send hundreds of dollars to
the girls he wants to get involved with. This screenshot is
from when he took my friend Elphilia to Paris during the 2025
TFT tournament along to my difference for me it could be it could be a five day difference
I don't give a shit, but you actually some sort of rule. Oh dude. Oh dude. Oh dude. Oh dude
You you can't do this. You can't talk to girls get up to triggers. Yo, it could be five of them
I don't I don't really give a shit, okay?
Well, you know I spread it spread yourself thin and I
I'm pretty chance whatever so if I can be at that point I guess that the cheating is one the cheating is one topic
It's on its own line and you can approach this any way you want
But this is not I'm trying to approach the main or the video which is a manipulator
Sheeter predator. That's what we're attacking now. I was sending her 500 euros to help her return to apartments
You can clearly see that this was sent from his business email's PayPal account
So unlike the other image that was supplied by Mal here
We can clearly see this is Saicuno at hotmail.com sending her all this money a substantial amount around
1,550 euros all under his business email. Here are the DMs in which we can see that he offered to
pay for her flight to TFD Paris as well as all the food and hotel fees there. Pretty much taking
care of her fine... Okay, that's unfortunate. It's expensive. Okay, okay, okay. Mate, mate,
I've spoken with enough women in my life to see the bait when I see it.
That's bait. That's so baiting. Yo, that is the most baity bait bait I've seen.
Guys, oh my god, dude, TwitchCon and TwitchDreamEnter. That's so expensive.
That would cost a lot of money that I don't have. How could I possibly afford to do this
Activity, gosh darn it. Oh, no. Oh, come on, bro.
Name-sharing during the entire trip.
So this starts off as far back as April 2025.
Well, I'm saying is that if it's going to, if they're setting this up as
a, it's the pie dynamic about the money or whatever.
Well, I mean, you could be comfortable with the, with the act of receding
if you're bathing it. So come on, bro. I mean, bro.
It's like, you know, telling Elphilia, I'm probably going to Paris later this year.
For sure. I'm not sure on TwitchCon yet. I'm afraid I don't know enough people.
He'd say you should come to Paris when I go to it. Is it close?
To which she'd say, Paris is pretty easy to go to, yes, it's in the European Union.
He'd say, you better hang out than when I go there.
She'd reply with, I'll have to see because I know nothing and no one there and it's expensive.
To which she would say, I'll pay for it, don't worry.
She'd say, well really? You do that?
And then he'd say, yeah, of course.
And all the food.
She'd of course be ecstatic about this and say, you'd have to deal with my annoying ass though.
And he would say, but you gotta choose places to eat, like the restaurants.
And she'd say, deal.
One day later, he'd reiterate, you're fine, you never have to pay for anything.
Don't worry lull how much is the flight usually from Netherlands to Paris and back because she lived in the Netherlands at the time
I think I'm going for like a tft tournament or something like that on the 10th of December 2025
We can see her saying I'm bored
You can't just say it's a good add-on and it's a wide to domestic like you like it like I'm not familiar with those topics
and I don't understand it like
If it's forceful and it's clearly there's some resistance it is your job as a person to a real bag like okay
Let's now they're clearly there there's some form of distance here or whatever. Oh, that's fine
Like otherwise the dating pool becomes like so
Which is bad, but why are they calling?
Of your size creators playing as it is I have as much money as much influence
But at the point you can only be like one person and you know what I'm gonna say zero zero like
Have the help of right since they were going to share a room
This brings us to the next section titled Elphilia's Experience.
Elphilia would talk to Saicuno on and off for the span of five years.
During that time, she had absolutely no idea that he had a girlfriend in the five years
that she had known him, and on and off floored with him.
Anytime she would bring up the topic of his love life, he would give the response of playing
too many games and not going out enough to meet women to date.
So bear in mind, she knew him since like 2021.
Back when he was like the most desired man on the entirety of Twitch with a streaming
space.
all that flirting he never once mentioned the relationship.
Do we ever hear about his girlfriend that he has at the time?
Do we know if it's like an on and off thing,
on break, cause mad?
Do we know anything about it?
No, then cheater, sure, but.
He's been in since 2021.
So this was in the beginning of his relationship as well.
I'm not gonna make assumptions
about the nature of the cheating.
if it's not something that could be established properly.
Like what I'm saying is that I'm not gonna fill the gaps
with all the things that are favorable to this story,
just the sake of the argument there.
I'm not, because it's unfair for the person involved.
It's unfair for both parties.
You don't know if they're on break for two months,
if they're exploring options, if it's a polygamy,
if there are so many things that makes this plausible
and not bad that I don't wanna assume
it's the worst possible option.
I don't want to do that. It's it's unfair. If you did that to me, I would feel like I'm being a technical reason
So in this next set of DMs, we can see Alphelia saying also I have a question for you
Why are you single like how to which he'd say huh? That's a crazy question lol
I think it's a combination of like playing too many games which you say why crazy. Why is it a crazy question?
The guy was even after his viewers have fallen down a little bit
He could still DM anyone and get them to date him. It didn't make sense
The document would say same calculated behavior and patterns using his nerdy gamer blip facade to lure women into a false narrative in this next set of DMS
Yeah, yeah, this is a glacier
Gallow makes his videos a laser like this guy coordinated release of this video because he's a big-ass fucking laser
That is that is the what what up rope rope this guy is fucking
Remaining the fucking frosting on that
I'm not being, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not being charitable. Bro, I'm being, I'm always on
business about this. These topics, these topics are pretty, are pretty touchy and I have to
be on top of my game and I am like, this is just, it's uncharitable stuff. Like the nerdy
gamer facade would have to be in a way that's predatory for it to be bad. Bling for, bling
for flirtatious and reserved and being that game where, where the other person has to
to be more flirtatious and they have to make the step forward.
It's fine.
It's absolutely,
especially in the early stages of talking,
it's not a way that's predatory.
It's not setting up the thing where somebody's gonna,
losing or, it's not manipulative yet.
Because it can be-
Because it can be-
I don't see, yes.
It can be, I don't see, yes.
And this next set of DMs,
Elphalia would be saying,
you're cute, you're this sweet to all girls,
or am I just lucky?
to which she'd say,
Wa-Lol, only to the ones I think are cool.
So as you can see, Elphilia is just starstruck.
She can't believe this.
She feels so lucky that Saicuno,
the guy who's desired by everyone,
is giving her attention out of anyone else in the world.
This is the effect he had on people and he knew this.
No, it's the opposite, you fucking glazer.
It's the opposite.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
And just like with Mal,
he would follow her personal Instagram
with his official Saicuno Instagram page.
It's genuinely like a deja vu to what he did with Mal.
Like it's the same patterns.
The guy had a playbook and he knew how to put it to use.
The blind spot is in his view, not hers.
She is aware of how big he is
and how much of a star-struck that she is.
How do you expect him to know how much he's star-struck
and how much he's using that to his advantage?
Like it's in the reverse.
It's not worthy enough.
If it has more information that he has
because he's public, he's shooting it.
All of his, all public, all official,
Everything is out there.
They, you think that it's always,
oh no, he has a step up.
In terms of informational value,
she has a step over him.
It's actually one side information.
She doesn't think about him.
He doesn't think about her.
The document would continue.
Here is proof that Saikunow was in Paris
for the TFT event around this time too,
directly from his Twitter.
So here you can see this was posted
around the 13th of December, 2025,
when he was in Paris.
And this first tweet on the left,
we can see him taking an image of Lily Pichu,
who was also there,
as well as him retweeting one of TFT's tweets saying,
ultimate bragging rights have been secured
at the TFT Paris Open.
This is them announcing that Saikouno's team
had won, confirming that he wasn't either there.
Next page of the document which I'll set at the end
is between Saikouno and Elphilia.
The date would be the 3rd of March, 2026.
So this would be-
Wild player, bang, I fucking knew it, I fucking knew it.
I fucking, yo, I didn't wanna say anything.
I didn't wanna be weird, I didn't wanna say,
yo, this is this, I'm a player, plays wow, boom, done.
Case closed.
After they had met up and hooked up.
And this would be as he was talking with Mal.
Oh no, it's not playing well. Fuck, guilty then. Fuck it.
He'd say, oh my god, I was playing you in the Warcraft and I saw this player, it reminded me of you.
That's because that player had a similar looking name.
She'd say, aw, you got reminded of me? That's cute.
To which he'd say, of course.
Oh, I was gonna ask, were you planning on going to like, Afkai or anything like that?
That's a Vtuber expo, right?
But she would say, I wish but unfortunately I can't.
My rent is now 800 US per month and I'm waiting fully out to my savings so I cancelled all my travels for the year.
The document would say, to add even more salt to the wound.
after Alphelius' Paris trip.
And to-
I would love to go all this and do all this with you,
but I have to be honest with you.
Guys, I'm counting my pennies here.
Dude, can you hear this?
Clink, clink, clink, clink.
This is the last few coins I had in my pockets, right?
I can't possibly do this.
I would need Arnie to do this, of which you have.
Of which you have.
Oh my God, I'll be lovebomb.
He's sending money to go to the convention.
How could he? How could he?
Did you hear this? I need the money. I need money. I need money.
You gave me money?
Oh my god! Go to hell! Stop it!
Like, really?
Saying things like how he wants to move in with me and such.
He would message Elphilia asking her if she'll be at Alphai.
This is proof that he'd be talking to more than one woman at the same time.
Planning a hookup for every event he went to.
He was doing this while giving me the impression that he wanted something long-term
and all while also having a girlfriend since-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, uh,
2021, Alfie, Leah and I weren't friends until I found out that he was cheating on
his girlfriend. This is when we both got in contact with each other and shared
our stories. Yo,
yo, when girls get together and whole the ice and I'm talking about random
topics. And then at the end of this DM chain,
we can see Saikunno saying how was your day to what she would reply with awful
spent the whole day crying, crying right now. Why do some men cheat?
I'll never understand yo document points. It's like a fucking potion being brewed and it's like dude
You know what I want to say?
My enemy's enemy is my ally. That's kind of how it is
Yeah, the baby they were kind of mad. Oh, no, he's talking to her and not me lover
But then but then when things fall apart, it's like it's like it's like go cool over check when I do the
And now they combine power and then it starts cooking up some shit now that she saw ruin it yo
I know what it's like
Yeah, they've been there, but they're multiple times. I know it's like this is ironic seeing that Saikuno is a cheater himself
So as you can see when these two women spoke to each other and shared their stories
They were shocked shocked to know that they were being used so casually and shocked to know okay used how
How, you know, again, is this glazer video guy, he uses the word used now, explain what
is being gained and explain how it's that the detriment of somebody else, except somebody
is losing something and the other is gaining something.
You have to establish that it has not been established, but this man, if anything, they
use them.
was in a relationship. But how is it that he did this for years with no
consequences? How is it that there are many Elphilias and males out there with
no one saying a thing? Well, they kind of did, which is what the next section is
all about. It's titled Rumors and Broken Friendships. As I mentioned in the intro,
no one made a public statement before because they never had such a presence.
So I could always talk about the most explicit and sensitive topics in voice
calls or in person, never leaving a paper trail.
Oh, fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck that! Fuck! I- oh man, I cannot. Oh, I cannot.
This was all intentional. Rumors still managed to spread. Many content creators,
both big and small, who'd vent to their friends about his behavior.
Behind the scenes for many, he'd be known as a predator who regularly took advantage of smaller
He'd be known by whom by whom
Okay, this is fan fiction guys. Let me know when it's on Netflix
I'll watch the anime version of it because this is fucking this abortion content creators
The reason why Sikuno would abruptly stop hanging out with certain people throughout the years is because of this predatory behavior
However, he'd managed to keep enough yo man
We need to stop the buzzword a minute like like this is generally bro. I
I would feel terrible. So you use this on me like
Predatory is insane dude like these words chat these words
In the realm of taking advantage of or manipulative, right? The word predatory mapping in is a later
It's a late game term of dope when you max out the
When you're when you're maxing out manipulation where you're maxing out all these things that don't things become predatory
But that's like super late game. That's like guys. That's if manipulation is BX sword, okay
Predatory is bloodthirster boom influential friends. That's that's the most legitimizes position in the space
Especially seeing that many of those friends were women who would have normally
Solidarity with any sort of victim making it seem like he was safe enough to trust because they trusted him enough to be a friend
As Elphilia spoke with Saikunov, she'd tell him about rumors that she had heard from someone else
But how Saikunov had a roster of readily available women and how they all coincidentally
Were smaller content creators who wouldn't dare touch him if something went wrong. Elphilia-
Who else is he going to date, buddy? There's a- there's like fucking- there's probably two girls of his size
They probably have- already have fucking boyfriend. Who the fuck else?
Explain it
Um, I have to read this.
Um, do not respond, uh, if anyone wants to watch this.
I guess I was just another number on his list, feels bad.
He's not exit light, what does it mean, real blah blah, you don't care, you don't care.
It's like, you know, February.
It, is that, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what the fuck is that?
What the fuck, what?
Brother, who would like this?
Why did they put, why did they put, why did they, why did they, why did they, what did
they, what did they, I just looked into February after he followed me and I, and I started annoying
him because I clocked him.
while he was 34 and I was like 18.
If you, if you, if you say again,
chat, I'm not gender-rude.
If you are making a post as a person,
you know exactly what age you are exactly, right?
She knows exactly what age he is and calls it as a fact,
but her own age is, I was like, I was like,
Yo, she was 34, three months, 20 minutes in on the third day.
I was, I was like, I was, I was like adulthood type, type beat.
What the fuck is that?
Like, come on, bro.
I dated him from one of the people about him,
warned, and got harassed.
Anyone?
Okay, I, fuck you.
Now post nothing.
Now make exit and post nothing.
It's like some,
and the PFB, and the PFB, and the PFB,
and the PFB, and the PFB.
In accurate statements, no proof, no receipts,
Dog shit, dog piling, hashtag, meet your bullshitting at Roku Mubra.
What the fuck's going on here?
He's on a party bus. Ask me if I knew what a happy ending was.
And ask for a number.
I gave him a number of dominoes.
I would bet every single thing I have and my organs that this is some fucking bullshit on God.
Yeah, of course, didn't believe this.
After all, Saikunno had a calculated pattern that worked perfectly in his favor.
His innocent, naive demeanor wouldn't dare her to fly, so why would it hurt me?
So here we can see DMs between Elphilia and Saikunno.
She was taught this off as saying,
I don't know, he said he dislikes referencing a friend of hers,
and that he only goes for girls who are small, so-
What is that, Zachat?
I wanna miss it.
I don't think the re-entry, re-entry is actually really fun to watch.
can manipulate them with your shy persona. Yet he is doing that to my friend right now.
So what Saikuno would say, oh yeah I mean I don't think that's true but I guess people would say
stuff random. I'm confused as to these people who think I'm going for them, I haven't really done
that. But anyway I'm sure it'll be fine, I mean like I said before people who know me will know me
and I guess he just dislikes me which is totally fine. She'd say exactly, he did say the only reason
you haven't gotten called out is because you go after small creators and they'll never eat.
I know, he said he dislikes you.
Uh...
Okay.
soon and Elphilia ends this by saying, he said you hurt five of his friends apparently.
So this was on the 22nd of December after they had my IRL and Elphilia had no reason
to doubt him right.
She still had no idea that he had a girlfriend since 2021 this is why she was still so readily
with him. And speaking of cheating, this is what would lead us to the section,
Saikuno's Girlfriend. The coincidence that would lead me to finding out the
truth about Saikuno happened last week. A popular male Vtuber tried to slide into
my DMs to presumably get in my pants and when I rejected him, he immediately
started to mention nasty rumors about Bao. Out of concern for her, I reached out to
a mod who then connected me with Bao. The three of us struck up a conversation
when I mentioned I was nervous about a date I was going on. They asked me who it
was. When I said my date was with Saicuno, they immediately told me not to go on the
date for my own personal safety.
I can't. For my own safety, dude, what they have not established that this guy is some
real life weirdo, something who does shit. What safety concerns have been brought up
enough so that there's a safety problem. Explain it.
me that at the end of March, Saikuna's girlfriend reached out to her regarding a controversial
tweet Bao made last year in 2025. She asked Bao if it was true that the tweet was about
Saikuna. So this tweet in question, right? If you were on Twitter back in October 2025,
you would have probably seen it. It went absolutely viral. And it simply just said,
if you're an up and coming female content creator with a small but growing audience
at a much larger and successful male content creator approaches you out of nowhere and
shows you with attention on stream, indians, etc. Don't walk, run to 99%-
But first off, before you run though, tell me how broke you are, and how much you'd like to get a little bit of money to do some shit, and then get as much as you can, and once there's a little bit of friction, dip out, expose all the shit, and cash in more juice from what you get, when you expose the bullshit.
Yo, yo, yo, the money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, give me some money.
percent of people. This was about giving smaller content creators very well needed advice.
In reality though, this was a subtweet directly referencing
It's not going on.
It's not there yet.
Oh, guys, I'll watch it when it's fucking there.
Where?
Where?
Oh!
I'll be in momentarily.
Houston, good time for board.
Houston copies and concur.
The European service module now separated from integrity, a job well done.
Splashdown schedule 40.
This was 19 seconds, 9.9 feet per second, a slight bit up,
was apt to use heat load from the mission.
I'm gonna eat the kite.
Yo!
There you go.
And we have confirmation of crew module, service module, separation.
And a great view, albeit momentarily,
the rays burn a 19 second firing of integrity stressors.
Yeah, that's so fucking scary, no?
I mean, now they're like in the fucking small tin can.
And there's nothing now.
That's just, it's all in.
It's kind of on the trail mark until the rays burn.
Again, this is the time.
Well, it's pretty safe at this point.
It's pretty guaranteed.
But still, they're just feeling it.
But they'll think about it, who?
To put it in the right angle, if you will, the angle of attack
that it will fly in during its entrance
into the Earth's atmosphere.
Entry interface now just 18 minutes 25 seconds away
Wait, is it entering 80 minutes?
A visualization but driven by real-time telemetry
This is the maneuvering of integrity to the raise burn orientation
So how fast are they going?
With the sun hitting the side in the solar rays and the NASA worm right there. It's a beautiful looking machine
Jesus
is the most dangerous part I mean yeah you're true well and we have all equally
dangerous but that one minute away from the raise burn everything is it's all
the risk yes can I get a welcome to the jungle please
In terms of what can go wrong, yeah, this can go really wrong, but also, also, it's all
kind of, I don't know, I'm trying to find that.
Chasal, now the next thing on schedule will be the entry, right, with the fighter.
Well, I mean, not fucking, um, in 15 years, right?
Yeah, it's the race burns. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Day 693 of trying to get excuse to welcome me to the jungle.
Yeah, I got it. I got it.
Because it's the friction.
Psychunos behavior, because the document would continue.
They called as in bow and psychunos girlfriend and bow explained to her that other women had confided in her about
in her about similar experiences with him. She described a pattern of behavior where he
targeted small female content creators and pressured them to have an experiment. Bao then
offered to connect her with these other victims so they could share their experiences with
her directly.
Again, again, this is good understanding. I don't want to be rude. Good. Think about it.
What else than small creator? When you're a bigger being, it's all small.
As she felt it was important to hear them first hand, this was all discussed during
a discord call and so here we can see a victim of what what are you victim of it you can't say
victim and say what are you victim of stand on business and say what the harm was done you had
to say in order to be a victim you have to say of what dm sent by saikuno's girlfriend on march
24 2026 to bow saying hey bow i'm sorry to bother you with this but i heard something recently
that was a bit concerning and i thought i would just come ask you about it i heard that there was
possibly an instance of Saikudo trying to get Vichy Burr girls up to his death.
Cheating would only be one person. It's GoFundMe. We haven't heard about it. We don't know anything about this.
We know nothing about GoFundMe. We don't know what the nature of that is.
If anybody was a victim of death, that would be the only reason that we don't have it.
So why make it so simple about everything?
Tell them to drink with them?
And that the tweet you made about being cautious of large male streamers
Showering you with gifts and attention was about him in regards to him doing it 20 your friends
You know before we get back to the document
This actually reminds me of this one tweet that was posted on Twitter back in October 21st 2025 during twitchcon north America
Where an innocent fan came across saikuno in the lobby of a hotel at 2 a.m
One can only wonder what he was doing there
But as you can see rumors are very easy to spread once you cringe cringe cringe
You have the lobby of the hotel after the after parties and you go home and everybody's in the lobby of the hotel.
What a dumbass.
Brother, brother, brother.
The lobby of the hotel is where everybody socializes after the parties.
Anything before?
When the convention closes.
Even a day before and a day after.
You go to the lobby of the hotel and it's always a social hub.
How is this surprising from from like 7 p.m.. To 5 a.m.. In the morning even after people with their flights
They're still socializing in all the way to the sunlight. What is the time?
I bought someone in a hotel lobby at 2 o'clock.
I've been there like 2.5 times more.
I've told me that three days before I contacted her and her mod
Saikun and his girlfriend were trying to reconcile after Saikun somehow managed to convince her that it was all a huge
misunderstanding. She had no clue that I, as well as many other girls, still existed in
Saikunos romantic and sexual life. Bao and her mod would put me in a group chat with Saikunos
Girlfriend where I would share all the screenshots you see above. She was rightfully horrified and
left the group chat because she couldn't stomach reading them. Oh, okay. So you're not going to
show the methods where she says it and you're going to absolutely assume their state of mind
And you're going to your, come on, bro. I can't do this. I can't do this.
Brother, brother, you cannot articulate somebody else's feelings, motivation. You can't make assumptions
about their state of mind and post fucking nothing about it. You can't do this.
Everything else is waffled. You can't, you can't, as an outside looking in, we, we can't not go on
with this. It's nothing.
or anyone else's shoes this point I wouldn't be able to imagine what I would feel if I was in
Mal's shoes or anyone else's shoes that Saikunah had taken advantage of and taken advantage of how
where was the advantage though. In fact, I mean I can't imagine being his girlfriend hearing these
rumors about someone I lived with in the same home. The guy that lived with the same home with the
accuser BTW also they planned this video one week ago with her. Yeah these guys are great, it's a hard
Oh man finding out about it this way even after he managed to convince me that him sleeping with someone back in December 2025 was a misunderstanding. It's horrifying. This would all lead us to the final section of this document titled to all of Saikuno's victims.
Okay, now say victim of what now now say I have to go hide guys in the current day and age
I'm I'm so kind of this shit. We will try to do this lingo shit so that they don't get sued or whatever, right?
And they say
predator of things
victim of such and of
endeavors and nobody says of fucking what and then they use buzzword
of some acronym of letters of some if you know you know
If you want to go there if you don't do bad things you got to say what it is
but
How it happened and you need to let others you have nothing to go on
But those people that want to be on your side, bro
If you're a victim of some dog shit, but people want to be on your side
But if you give nothing to the people what do they have to go on?
They don't want to jump in limbo and go, Predator, fuck this guy because he's a predator of the thing.
They don't want to do that.
Ever since he had his viral breakout during the pandemic lockdowns of 2020 when he played
Among Us, he has always carefully curated every aspect of his behavior on stream and
with friends.
An innocent, romantically inexperienced boy-filter who looks like an anime character and sounds
like one too.
This perfectly curated image would attract a large audience of women, with a lot of
them openly professing how attracted they are to him. He soaked in the praise and never
sought to limit the most extreme aspects of his community because it made him more desirable.
He understood this and would use this curated image as well as his legitimacy in the content
creation space thanks to his followers and famous friends to seek out any attractive
cosplayers and or content creators that were small enough to be starstruck by his grand
presence.
Now show me the pool of people that are bigger than him as a creator that he can choose from to get a
non-predatory
mating partner now now now
Actually pull me up a list and show me what would be a religion that they wouldn't deem
Predatory or that he's not getting from a lower that they would be stars to a brother
It only be yeah in me and it's a few other guys and girls like that's it
it, like, and most of those girls arrived both ways already.
Most of the time, as he'd use the same calculated pattern that he used would mean Alfilia to
lure them in and eventually fly them out to the next convention or event that he went
to with the goal of hooking up.
What these many women didn't know though, is that he'd always lie about the fact that
he's single, that behind the scenes he had a neglected and depressed girlfriend that
he'd been with since 2021.
Brother, we need to see that though.
She's leaving all the BNs, but if that's true, we can't see that.
lived with him since 2024 in the same house. I implore the many other victims to come out about
their experiences with this predator. And I end this document with a recording of Saikuno in
which she admits to everything, especially with how he cheated on his girlfriend with my friend.
Guys, it wasn't... It's nothing going on at NASA. The reentry is later.
The reentry is again, it's in 10 minutes.
You can see the reflection of one of the crew members in the window.
I was thinking this when I see a reentry.
I always suppose that how it doesn't flip or spin.
I feel like if it tipped to the side and it caught the wind on the side of one time,
it could spin out of control, no?
to do that with me as well. For context, this was shortly after I had messaged his girlfriend
about his cheating. 30 minutes later, he would ask if I was free for a call. As his girlfriend
was crying downstairs, he somehow chose to prioritize someone that he barely met two
months ago. She's referring to herself. I pointed this out during the call. Here's the
link. So the link isn't here right now, but obviously it will be by the time this video
comes out. It's okay though, because I have the video. And if you're wondering why you
should watch it here, well, it's because Saikuno's voice is so damn low. I mean, the guy was
whispering as if someone was after him with a gun, they could barely tell what he's saying.
I actually bothered to add subtitles. This whole recording is 17 minutes long,
and as the document stated, he pretty much admits to everything. Watch.
Hello. Wait, wait. So she has recordings of calls. So she records stuff, right? But she says that
when he does and says things that are predatory and weird, it's all on call because he's meticulously
planning that. But I don't get it. We have this but we don't have the other
point that the other one that was most necessary for this thing is the
I'm just a mom, bro.
Promise?
Hello?
So?
Oh.
Pretty much the most, dude.
Yeah?
Like what?
No, I don't.
No, no, you don't.
To be very honest.
About what you have to say a little bit from explain.
Sorry, all this happens.
Nothing to say.
I just want to tell you how it happened.
Uh-huh.
You're so bad to be a little bit of a wimp.
you're still cutting out a lot.
Sorry, you know, I talk quietly.
Yeah, but you never come up this quietly.
I'm sad.
It's the actions of your,
well, the cost of your actions, I suppose.
I know.
So basically, I was in a very active relationship.
Doesn't sound like it, but sure.
Well, let me finish.
Okay.
I was in a very active relationship a long time ago.
Long time ago, or like, 2021?
I don't know the exact time, honestly.
Long time ago, then,
I got a lot less happy.
How so?
I don't, totally don't.
She just stopped hanging out with me that much.
Something else, she lives with you.
Yeah.
Yo.
You're gonna have to speak up.
a single sentence that comes out of your mouth.
Jack, Jack, we need to go back to the real truth.
The real truth is this.
What's my predatory?
Let me tell you what's predatory.
It's being a smaller creator and intentionally baiting
and shitting, knowing that you can create a narrative
to gain from that's predatory.
Just to set it up in a way that it's gonna look this way
and record in a way that it's from your POV
knowing you're recording, right?
That's predatory.
because that will get some traction.
That absolutely is way more than anything else
that I've seen in this video so far.
Bye.
Bye.
Right there.
Yes, yes, I'm here.
Okay, I'm just asking because you went quiet.
Anyway, so it was very, very happy.
Mm-hmm.
And at some point, it wasn't so happy.
I don't know exactly when, but like, it stops spending time together.
And done together for years.
Or what? I can't hear that part.
Oh, I said, again, done anything together for like years.
And I'll just say, I don't want to know.
So you slept without me in Paris?
And then you flirted with me and were telling me how you wanted to come visit you in Vegas
and how you wanted to go on a date and how you were serious about me and how you really
meant it and how you wanted to go get a cat together.
Oh god.
Um, yes.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Why?
Why didn't you just break off the relationship then?
Valen.
Because there's a combination of remembering how it was, some part of me helping it go
back to that and well obviously it's not going to go back to that if you're actively cheating on her
something that works i think that's what you want but i know you're smart enough i mean for
four secure three four your manager stop acting like your child uh i don't think that's what i
think i mean you say you're not smart enough but you are you're going for your own man you just
chose to do it yo yo you know should have known it genuinely and i'm trying to try and be rude
that he was getting uh uh uh recorded and being set up to at at least yes it's what you did is bad
And I didn't do this.
I think, I think cheating is, cheating is tabled.
I've, I've cheated one before, Jeff knows about it.
Tabled, but I don't think this is not going to be
embellishing, it's going to be the opposite, right?
And you got to know that you're going to, you're being
at least enough to, to look at these words, like, come on,
bro, like, brochette right at the room.
John P. Mercer and the recovery team is on station
and in position as are the airborne imagery assets
that we hope to receive imagery from, as Artemis enters
the Earth's atmosphere and through parachute deployment.
Is this the emissary?
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Glare?
All of integrity systems are in great shape.
The crew is ready to complete its mission just 15 and a half minutes from now.
All of the activities today have gone off in perfect fashion.
No issues with the vehicle. No.
We're still staring up.
And the weather at the splashdown site is go.
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Cheers from the viewing room here in Mission Control and set voice communication re-established with Commander Reed Wiseman.
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Four and a half minutes still?
Oh yeah, yeah, because they have to deploy the chute and it's a different way to drop down for you.
integrity from the WV-57, we're at 50,000 feet.
The clouds!
The pyros are on for Fort Bay-Covered Jettison.
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Next up the deployment of pilot parachutes. They're all the main shoots out
Time to splash down three minutes in 10 seconds
I think these are these are the slow a little bit down otherwise they'd be too abrupt.
It's just a stark green drag, you know.
Where they going?
Passing through 10,000 feet, still on drogues.
Done homo.
They got it!
Main chute deployed.
We're at 5000 feet.
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We have three good main shoots.
Good three main shoots. Good reefing. Good decelerate.
We see three good looking parachute.
Holy... I feel the same again.
You can't go to the cabin pressure indicator. There's no need for hydrogen danger.
This is a perfect descent for integrity, it's crew sounding Hale and Hardy on board.
Time to splash down one minute fifteen seconds.
It's a race for the human race and for planet Earth.
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communications established.
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We've been reporting four green crew members.
That is not their complexion.
That is the fact that they're in great condition.
That's what that means.
So stable one.
The crew module upriding system is being deployed.
The battery is being inflated through helium to maintain the upright configuration for the vehicle.
This was a textbook entry and a textbook touchdown.
Read Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Cook, and Jeremy Hansen back on Earth after a journey around the moon.
Check the rest. I could be wrong about this, but the rest is, is going to be a little bit
slow because they're going to, they're going to get the capsule thing, right? And then
they want to get the guys out. They're going to get a, like a super strict procedure because
of the radiation that's on this mother sucker because it went because it went to space and
all that and it has a severe radiation I mean wrong really what is the high-frozen check
Continue to monitor the functioning of the CMOS system. The airbags are being inflated to maintain a stable one or upright configuration
And there's a good view from one of the naval helicopters hovering overhead
Read Weisman reporting for green crew members meaning they're all in excellent shape
So just as I was wrong. So if they did the radiation thing then check always near a few apologies
We can see it.
This is good viewing.
It looks like a piece of marble.
This looks like a camel on your fucking cod gun.
Our beacon is in 406, and we're powering it right here now.
This looks like fucking Frost Diddypats, man.
What is going on here?
We see the beacon on.
However, the recovery team is not done yet.
We see the beacon on, however the recovery team is not seeing the signal.
Your cell radio uses the same antenna, so you may run into trouble with the radio.
Okay, Captain, we are also powering up the satellite phone now.
What's that on my phone?
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Okay, we copy all and just to confirm, you are seeing that you are a touchdown plus 30-3-0
for power, correct?
That's the informative.
Even NASA can definitely push it
off to operate properly.
Ooh!
Holy aura.
We are trying a backdoor approach
to have mission control here
call the crew on their satellite phone. This is all part of the coordination for the power
down of the vehicle that will initiate the actual recovery operation. The first boats
with the Navy divers on board are standing by waiting to close in on integrity to begin
the process of erecting the large inflatable raft, which is called the front porch, that
will be where the astronauts are extracted from so that they can have a few minutes to
get their lamb legs back before they're hoisted.
Check the log here, there's no square gas in it, it's a joke like that.
the back door approach to by the band galore.
Craig has him.
That works.
And Houston, please don't reply.
NRD very weak,
but readable master diver.
we can hear but they cannot hear us.
Jesus.
I can't.
Yo, they can literally send a piece of metal
around another planet, another huge space body
and come back and it can't get pushed to talk to work properly
at melee range.
Explain it.
Well, you would expect they have some system that has some ALWEE, maybe even chat, maybe
a proximity chat or some shit.
Like, really?
And Houston on OE1 is there any chance to tie us into an RD?
You could literally have something that's not any technological physical in this checking
But you put a you put a shoelace in this with a little cup
And you could talk to the inside of the camera from the outside
This is Mission Control Houston while we stand by for the establishment of communications
between integrity and the recovery team that is basically standing by very close to the
spacecraft.
We're going to go to the deck of the USS John P. Murtha where Megan Cruz is standing
by with Administrator Jared Isaacman.
Hey, Rob, yeah, just such an honor to be able to be here on the ship, to be able to share and experience this moment with everyone together.
And of course, as you just said, yes, here with NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman, Administrator, how did you feel getting to witness this and seeing NASA at its best?
I mean, I'm I'm honestly I'm still at a loss for words. I mean, you know, like the the childhood Jared right now
Can't believe what I just saw. I mean almost been waiting my whole lifetime to see to see this and then it's NASA administrator
I just couldn't be more proud of the entire workforce the years the effort the late nights all the hard work from across the country that
contributed to this incredible moment right now and
Yeah, I'm incredibly grateful too for our teams here on the John P. Mercer
We're running it through the techs door.
We just want our astronauts back from the moon, huh?
I'm a rebel boy. Thank you.
Yeah, so grateful to the Navy, the sailors that are here, the NASA teams.
I mean, this is a joint effort that's on their way right now.
These recovery forces are getting out to our Orion spacecraft to integrity,
get our astronauts back on the ship safely.
Yeah, and this is not just an accomplishment for NASA.
This is an accomplishment for humanity again.
A historic mission to the moon and back.
and back. How does this make you feel? And what do you hope people can do?
Well, I'll tell you, I think about our crew members that we've all had an
opportunity to observe over the last 10 days, right? I mean, they're absolutely
professional astronauts. I mean, wonderful communicators, almost poets, but then I
think these were the ambassadors from humanity to the stars that we sent out
there right now. And I can't imagine a better crew than the Artemis II crew that
just completed a perfect mission right now so yes it's a huge moment for
everybody right I mean we are back in the business of sending astronauts to
the moon bringing them back safely and to set up for a series more I mean this
is not a once in a lifetime which you hear sometimes around here is like this
was a once in a lifetime no it's not this is just the beginning we are gonna
get back into doing this with frequency sending missions to the moon until we
land on it in 2028 and start building our base yeah are we gonna build on the
momentum for Artemis 3, I mean it's just around the corner.
Absolutely, so I mean that's, you know, part of me too,
like I can't wait to get the crew off of integrity right now
but also getting integrity back on this ship
so we can start taking a look at it
because all that data is so precious to us right now.
I mean, we are going to definitely want to take
a look at it from the protection system.
We're going to want to download all the data
they couldn't transmit back to us
and use that to inform Artemis 3.
But we're already making progress, right?
You had SRB segments,
We're going up at KSC.
Core stage for Artemis III is rolling out on April 20.
We're getting Mobile Launcher 1 back in the vehicle assembly
building.
So yes, there is a lot to celebrate right now
on the mission welcome for Artemis II.
And for the same time, we've got to start getting ready for three.
Amazing.
And last question, for people who joined us for all times
to see what we can accomplish together
with our international partners, what
What do you think about the fact that we're going to keep doing this more and more and
more?
It's incredible.
No, for a fact.
Yes, it's the contributions like the best in the world.
People are more of a playing with trust.
Across the country, our industry partners, our international partners, we had a Canadian
Space Agency astronaut on board in Jeremy.
We had the European service module.
And you think in the days leading up to this launch, I mean 48 hours prior to launching
Artemis II, I was meeting with the Italian Space Agency.
We signed a memorandum of understanding
to build a habitation module on the moon.
I mean, you have countries, all of our allies
and partners coming together saying,
we are committed to this effort.
We are returning to the moon.
We're doing it to stay.
We are building that enduring presence.
We are gonna master the skills on the surface of the moon
so Sunday we can undertake missions tomorrow.
It's just an incredibly exciting time
and we're not going at it alone.
We're bringing everybody along with us.
Absolutely.
And speaking of everyone one more time,
we're gonna ask the crew here.
You guys ready to land on the moon?
Yeah!
Awesome.
I love that.
Okay.
Well, thank you so much, Administrator.
Appreciate you being here.
We're, of course, going to stay on to watch the crew get extracted from our line.
So, good news, and we'll see you back here shortly.
The plan was to go around the moon and look, and to probe for a landing spot for the next
mission, so they'd actually land on it.
So I didn't land on this side.
Thank you, Megan, and thank you, Administrator Isaacman.
We are in the process of working to establish that communications link and to establish
the procedures that will lead to a power down to spacecraft which is gently bobbing in the
Pacific following a bullseye touchdown that occurred at 7.07 p.m. Central Time, 5.07 p.m.
Pacific Time, two and a half hours before sunset in the Pacific Southwest of San Diego.
We have once again heard from the crew during that interview opportunity with the administrator
and we have four healthy crew members on board.
We now have confirmation that the vehicle has been powered down as per the procedures
so we have vehicle powered down and the flight control team here in Houston, flight director
Rick Henfling has handed over mission authority to the exploration ground systems team out
in the Pacific. Now, we will physically not get off console with this team until the crew
has been extracted into the front porch, that inflatable raft that will be erected along
the side hatch of integrity. So we're standing by for that in the next step in the recovery
procedures.
I was going to get that challenge, but we might go next lucky.
I think we'll check all the contents, juice, out of this mission, Mookie.
Very nice, though. I enjoyed it.
Oh, they did, um, the chasing today?
Who won, Jack?
Let's do one.
Once you invest, if you invest $5 million properly,
who can easily make like 100 to 200k a year, actually?
Yeah, but I feel like if you're 10 million and you can go on at least a $2 million credit,
now boom, that's half of the five gone, right?
Like now you got three mill left to play with, and then you invest the five, you know what I'm saying?
Svj
Svj, then I try and I try get like yeah fucking
Advice I was in this if the place would make the most money then you would then you would have more opt for
You would rent the car rent the house and invest the rest and you wouldn't buy a property then
Bang bang. They should give that away on God. We're not should offer like
$5 million unlimited food. I would buy it. I would buy it or put it half on black and hope
Then you can have it both
You don't make money
Oh
We'll be hoisted in sequential fashion. Invite me to call. Hold on. I would low
One time
But read Weizmann has reported several times that the crew is in excellent shape.
No?
Wait, XQC.
Why does your chat hate us?
No, no, they don't hate us.
They don't hate us.
They don't hate you.
This is a business call.
Long time no talk, man.
This is the Mr. Beast video.
Sorry, man.
How's it going?
No, that's not true.
I saw you at the...
At Haulers League.
Haulers League.
Oh, Haulers League.
Haulers League.
Haulers League.
League
I
Realistically broke
You say fuck amp
When you got you did when you got eliminated in a video where you guys shot my six other people
Oh my god. Oh shit. Okay. I did say that
Okay, why they say that okay? Well in the spirit of competing though, right? It was it guys
There was an amp over there that were targeting me as it's fuck amp in that way not fuck amp
He has an organ but everybody but everybody got eliminated got targeted X you the only one to say fuck somebody
But I'm also the only guy who's targeted by that many people and ganged up
You made yourself a target. You play bad strategy.
Well, how do you make yourself a target?
Because once you get shot once by anybody,
I think DDG shot you, it makes sense to just dog pile
on the pre-shot so that you don't get...
That was a strike. That's what everybody did.
Once you got shot, everybody knew just lay on SQC.
He's gonna be one of the five eliminated.
That's just strikes, man.
That's not a reason to say fuck anybody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but when did I misplay that way then?
You know what I mean?
I mean it regardless once you get shot once is Gigi you know saying I shot courage
I was the first one to shoot courage who the fuck is courage
And once I shot courage anybody else shot courage courage was eliminated
You didn't say fuck agent
Whoa
There's a guy with the four days to get right. Yeah. I actually was gonna get
No, you're right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, this biggest thing we bought
I fucked up adding on my back here. Oh my god. I listen. This is
True true. I did say that I actually did say that I saw a business
Investigations you always do and go check
I did do all that I did but you guys say I said no yes, I know I saw a business though
No, no, no, no you didn't he was eliminated when you said it you if you still don't be you would have said it when we're in a box
That's standing on business.
If you said it when you was in a box with us,
I would have been like, damn, X.
But if I did that, then you used it to target me,
and then you would have a reason to target me, though.
You was getting targeted anyway.
You know what you did?
You did the equivalent of talking shit
once the game was over.
No, no, no.
But the game was still on the whole time, though.
I can't talk shit, it was wild.
You said it once you stepped out the line, X.
You didn't nigga that way until round 12,
Alarant to say, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Bill, man, you fucked this person.
You did this, you did that.
Okay, yeah, genuinely, genuinely,
I was gonna come to this call
and I was more unlike, like,
I'm on the chill side with y'all,
but now that you're bringing something wrong
on the all point, wrong.
You guys, not only did you guys target me
when every shot you guys hit,
you guys made some faces, some noises, and some signs.
Who shot you?
Who shot you?
Fainem.
And you did a pop, pop, pop, pop.
God, I'm God.
And then, and then, and then you looked at me
with the mean eyes like, like, like I, like I stole his car.
Like what?
Who were the other four?
Who were the other four?
You got shot five times.
And then did you do all that, right?
And then.
Nobody else to A&P.
That's the answer game.
No, no, but then the orbiters,
then the orbiters did that.
And if you guys are going to claim the W out of the orbiters,
then you need to claim as long as we fold over.
You guys have a lot of orbiters, a lot of dick writers.
If you said it, if you said it, if you said it in the box, then you did say I'm busy,
but I keep it above you, bro. I heard you talking to somebody else in the corner.
Who was it might have been nick a 30 about A and P.
So you're hurting. I forgot who was it might not have been me, but you was talking to somebody
in the corner. Nope. And I heard you say A and P's name. And what you essentially were saying
was they're going to pull together. We're just true. We're going to pull together.
But then if you're going to make this a target, why would we not eliminate you?
No, no, no, no, no. That is so incorrect that you have no idea how incredibly this
I already had four shots at that point no no no no no this is before you ever got shot
this is before you ever got shot incorrect incorrect no no when I say the thing is when I say the
thing is the footage mr. Beast released the footage oh I will text him right now so I so I get the
you're saying you're saying you've never heard you've never said you never took the word amp
before you got shot I was recording it and time so I could get the footage what I was saying is
Yes, is that I made you guys an ally because I was talking to y'all and some of you guys and I say who?
We'll say that you guys were not gonna shoot me and we're making some allies
Raka actually also said he was gonna shoot me and he broke and he didn't
We had some understanding and it's your that's what
You said fuck AP and we bought that's what you said
You said foot and foot and foot and foot and foot and foot and foot and foot and foot and foot and foot and foot and foot and foot.
That's what you said.
But only one person amp shot you.
One.
And two, you wasn't just a target from amp.
Well, well, well, we're kind of like.
And you're like, what's the point?
Hold on pause.
The reality is, there's some people that maybe aren't that fond of you.
Maybe you were easy target because you already had one shot.
Point is, you have five shots.
That's six.
Six, that's worse.
Yeah, it's worse.
Yeah, but, every that shot was an orbiter though.
It was all the middle group.
That's all of you all.
You're just speaking out of emotion, bro, realistic.
What do you mean?
You know, an orbiter.
There's an orbiter.
Swap up.
Swap up.
You could recognize the strat in that round was, if somebody gets shot, just keep shooting
them until they're out.
Yeah.
Right?
I didn't get a shot.
So once you got shot once, that means you were the target.
That's it.
It's massive.
Okay, I understand.
I understand.
I understand that you have your own perspective when you're there, right?
So since I'm the one that was getting shot at, I remember how it went down.
There were already four people that had shots on them
before I got shot.
Okay.
Four people to be eliminated, right?
So I would say for the longest time,
until out of nowhere,
Phantom shoots me and it starts to do all the charade.
Straight up.
Okay, so that means five other people shot you
and you got eliminated.
No, no, no.
But then it was still you guys' group and your orbiters.
That's still you guys.
Like it's just this.
I'm not a liar.
You can't be upset that you got shot in a game where niggas had to get shot.
No, no, no.
I think you got it all wrong.
I think getting a game shot was actually part of the game.
And I was actually a good sport.
Bro, I wish you city footage.
I was a good sport the whole time.
Until they did the whole faces, the whole weird call out, the whole signs at me.
Bro, everybody was being weird, like, oh, god, I'm done.
Bro, if it's just a game, it's just better.
It's funny.
Let me use let me use me as an example right I want to get courage out because courage eliminated me in a tournament
We was in like a month before and you want a hundred thousand dollars right and I said I bet I told my child to get courage out
I told courage I was gonna get courage out. I shot courage
Right then like seven other people started shooting courage after I shot courage courage didn't say fuck age
I started it, I started it, but he said it.
But if he said that, it'd be fine.
It'd be fine.
Not really.
Look, because when I saw him, his friends tried to get back.
Nick A-30 tried to shoot me.
He missed.
I don't want to fuck Nick A-30.
No, I disagree.
I'm 100% against you on this.
I think I think if you said it fuck agent it would have been 100% fine. You don't agree with that
That's just banter. Oh, bro. What up?
Look, you can say fuck cool, whatever. Let's let's pretend like this is banter, right?
Well, and then you say and they buy
Okay, you have it you have it all wrong. You have it all wrong
You can clearly see 100% as the interventions were initially, right?
Game focused, then banter, then Evan was lashing out.
And I was just swinging around because it's funny, one entrance content.
And you're chipping, bro.
You're chipping.
You're chipping.
You're chipping.
You're chipping.
You're chipping.
You're chipping.
You're chipping.
Everybody that got shot was easy targets.
It made sense to compile on an easy targets to stay alive in that round.
Yeah, for sure.
Shot was who Dan Clancy that was the easiest target. Yeah, everybody was gonna agree with that
So you were just top five easiest targets a fucking give me my 95 five
Okay, that's just as much as I
The point is they know reason to say fuck AP gang. That's all I'm trying to say. Yo, just to find out. Oh, you know what?
You just you won't okay. I wasn't gonna go there, but I'm gonna go there because you may be good now. I'm not my business
But the first shot I think was either no
It was a good moment and here we are.
Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
They're rescuing the niggas from the ship right now.
Good point.
This is a big moment in the history.
I would actually take a breather too.
This is a good moment and here we are.
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who is that guy?
Who is that guy?
Now, me too.
I think most importantly, boy, at the end of the day,
The safety of the astronauts is the most important thing.
The VPR is it.
I'm familiar.
Chad, I disagree.
I'm sorry I disagree.
Chad, I think it comes down to a philosophical disagreements
where I didn't mean him don't agree on the nature of magic,
which is not.
I don't disagree with him as the skits or the video
Or I disagree fundamentally about the nature of banter
on the internet for a moment.
It's just what it is.
If you missed it earlier, we talked to Flight Dynamics
and received a more official touchdown time, or splashdown
time, as it were, of 707 and 27 seconds PM central time,
507 and 27 seconds PM Pacific time.
that would equate to a mission.
And also I said, fuck A&P and shit,
10 times in the in the rain,
while that before I'd be left,
there's footage of that everywhere.
There is so, I said it 10 times.
I was lashing out the whole time.
It was banter left and right.
Like there's so much footage of it.
Cause we know this cameras everywhere.
It was gonna be funny.
If they want to get a good angle,
want to get a good interaction.
You just keep sending the baits.
We're going to get a good skit,
even good for the cameras.
What it looks like, how does it understand?
Well, we needed to watch this,
But what I was going to say is, I had no shots until AMP shots.
And I didn't care either.
I wish I could see in real time.
I was like, oh my god.
I wasn't mad.
I wasn't mad for shit.
But then Phantom turns towards me, and he goes, boom, boom,
bang, bang, bang.
And I was like, whoa, what the fuck?
That energy changed it, I was like, Jesus Christ, I guess.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like he was actually mad at me.
Like I was like, what are you doing probably this?
What, it's okay, it's better.
So I'm better back.
So, that's okay, it's better.
So then I better back.
Like, like, I hate that you guys say, oh, it's better.
You get the free show of, oh, it's better.
But anything I say, that's not, that's not.
Like, dude, you see what I mean?
Like, you guys were, what does it mean?
No, you weren't benching, you were just being rude.
But then when anybody says something,
no, for them it's better.
Dude, come on, man.
Like, it has to be both ways, it's a pendulum.
Like, come on, bro.
Most of the problems that I have with some of these guys,
Honestly, I was the eldest.
I was responding most of the time.
If you look at most of the impressions, I was responding.
I was throwing the yo-yo back.
Like, it's genuinely appalling that everybody can dish out
and nobody's anything back.
And if you do, yo, yo, this guy.
Wait, what the fuck?
What? Bro.
Continuing to get...
some fun throwing shit out. You gotta be able to catch a little back in and throw it back out.
It's like millions, I heard. No, there are, there are. But you know what, the flowers also
species to never qualify as any species. I'm probably dying before I come back.
Huh?
Interesting parachute, reusable parachutes, that's fire.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Look at the recovery personnel who have trained for several years for this recovery.
Is that not what those parachutes were?
They were, that was exactly what the parachutes were, all 40 of them.
Yeah, didn't they have like 10 parachutes?
And they got all type of Navy SEALs and shit on that boat, bro.
I think they were radiation.
He just touched it, he just touched it.
They're trying to see if it's hot.
Oh, the quick tap technique, classic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Classic.
They touch it real quick.
Chat, chat.
I think it was wrong with the radiation,
because I think they would have the bigger boats,
and they would have the suits or whatever,
anti-radiation, even when they first contact,
like last time.
They docked the big one to the big ship and the people on the inside of the ship that were helping
had the suits on.
It's not a rocket, it's actually a...
Yes.
So, are they going to open the door?
Look at hypergolic fuel toxicity.
What the fuck is that?
It's called hydrazine derivatives.
It says, Oxidizers.
This is Mission Control Houston continuing to watch the initiation of the recovery of
Integrity's astronauts.
One by one they'll be brought out of the spacecraft onto a large inflatable raft, just a short
time from now.
In the meantime, we can go back to the USS John P. Murtha, where my colleague, Megan
Cruz, is standing by to provide a presentation with him.
Let me explain.
He'll get it.
Megan, can you hear us?
Or over here.
This is great.
It's time.
Hey, Rob.
Yes, I can hear you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
We're back here on the bow of the recovery ship, where there's still plenty of people.
They're not very far from the action everyone is seeing on their screen now.
The Orion spacecraft integrity in the ocean surrounded by a number of recovery boats.
As Rob has been saying, in those recovery boats, NASA and Navy personnel specifically
framed to get the astronauts out of Orion.
Some of our wide shots you can probably see that there are six boats out in the water.
more than 40 people out in the water right now on those boats.
So.
Surely there's a better method than whatever they're doing right now.
Well I mean SpaceX recovered it on a boat and ships.
That's the easiest thing in the world but, this is the level.
Splashdown in the Pacific Ocean just after all that I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong all the time
You apologize for the things that you were actually
Complaining the wrong for plenty of things that are a little bit great. You can you can visualize and
argument and see the different perspectives and when
See the middle ground somewhere
you're on this broadcast and he said to me but I'm not you know you make me
apologize to things that I'm not wrong I make sure that they're feeling good and
whenever they're ready to take their step out of Orion and onto that large
raft the front porch folks will be ready
It's open, no?
And as there are mission audio loops in mission control in Houston, there is a mission audio
loop here on the ship, and it was just reported out that the side hatch is open.
Nice!
Side hatch of integrity is open.
You're getting these beautiful shots from our aerial assets.
The ship itself, where I'm on, just 3,000 yards away.
Xbox turn green screening off.
Again, plenty of people on the boat here.
Glue to the side.
What are people going in there?
You can see all this action.
And again, with just 3,000 yards separating us,
for reading us great views from the bow here.
You can see now that side hatch is open.
One of the Navy personnel.
What is that?
It's about to get inside there.
What's the yellow thing?
In they go.
Is it the bagged aliens?
In total four will go into Orion.
So it'll be a little bit of a tight squeeze, but the goal
is to have a recovery personnel with each astronaut.
Oh, the forge.
Oh, they put it on the inside or prior to some sort of thing
that attached it over and then put it
and it'll inflate into a nice little dock.
The boat's getting closer now.
Again, that one that's right up against Orion, those are the divers that will go in to the
spacecraft to check on each of the astronauts.
These other boats will begin doing a number of things, putting on that stabilization.
I think it's like he won't cheat it out.
I think he's more than likely that he cheated for real.
Do we have a clear picture of how that plays out?
No.
Optional.
Just...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, if my opinions didn't.
They were making faces and gestures at you last stream upon the holy debt.
Why don't we toss it back to Rob for an update?
Hold on.
No, put some shade on it.
Because I didn't.
I didn't.
Control, I can explain it to you.
We muted, so I can't talk.
that of course allowed the recovery personnel to approach the vehicle and then open that
hatch to begin the initial medical assessment of the crew as you just indicated.
Now we're standing in line for the erection of that inflatable raft, the front porch, alongside
the vehicle.
He mentions why he hasn't broken up yet.
One by one onto the raft have a moment or two to get their lamb legs back before they're
hoisted into two hovering Navy helicopters two crew members for each
other for a short flight back to the deck of the USS John P. Murtha I mean he
cheated but who gives a fuck this is a friend group issue not an interning
systems operated you can make two videos and two of it takes psycho cheated bang
stop that right there and then approach that talking about all the key
Fine and then the whole other shit right at her for me to get her. That's so much on the outside
These are such separate boats from the vehicles launch from the attempt at putting in together to create a native in a picture
April is awful. I think it's it's it's
Jane discussing it's really with the times released with the other glazer. I think it's got awful and I think there is enough space in there for
whatever, um, defamation suits or whatever. Some of the shit that was said in there is
absolutely not okay.
Welcome to the champions club, you know, for cent.
The eight of you buzz. Excellent choice.
I have good news for you. Clover pit updated easy clap.
Let's see if we're going to talk on that.
What's up?
Head over.
Yeah, nothing's happened since you left.
I don't know. I don't know.
Nothing's happened since you
left. Will the hatch open though?
They said to erect the duck.
What? There's no dog. Yeah.
Grab him out. No, no, no. What
they just put in there. They
The porch has to be erected from the inside.
My chat, I mean keep in mind they aren't rough, they were saying that the muscles are
used to the gravity.
Muscle atrophy would probably happen over more time, I think 10 days probably maybe
a little bit, not too much, two of us.
That began a little bit for sure
That took them out of earth orbit following 24 hours
The high earth orbit trajectory enabled flight controller here you ever go to space have a full 24 hours to evaluate
Wait, really
Because I had something important to say yo, okay, you can say I got an MBA stream
I got to do in a second so yeah
Yeah, you know what, Ken, what I was going to say is I, I just said I mean you disagree
on the nature of bed, whether it's just if I don't know, I, I thought, I thought it
was fine, but the main point is, is that the first time, right, was fame, right?
And it seemed to be very kind of pretty kind of taken by that shotting technique, right?
Which is fine, right?
So what would make him upset?
Why would it be a obscenity, right?
What if I'd done too fat and that would work?
He was laughing the whole time.
Well, okay, well, upset as a motivator
or something prompted that.
You're okay, he was, I promise you,
the last thing he was feeling was upset.
He didn't care, even when he got eliminated,
he didn't care.
He was just having fun, bro.
He was laughing.
Okay, yeah, well, he's laughing.
He's talking shit, that's why.
But what, so how was that not banter then?
That's the same shit you did.
You tried shit and they could laugh and then this is it.
Boom, boom, then if that's,
but then if that's not it, then boom, there's those then.
Why, you said we'd buy and that's where you're wrong.
Well, if you say fuck you then it's fuck you too.
Cool, go buy it, we all lost anyway,
maybe none of us won, but then you said we'd buy
for some reason in the Mr. Beast video.
Yo, yo.
And that says this is in crank.
Okay, okay, I will agree 100%
that I was wilding out at the end for sure, right?
I was definitely wilding out,
but at that point, we've escalated it way further.
Like people were throwing fingers in there and shit.
It's not that serious, I promise it's not that serious.
You said, fuck you, and then we laughed,
and you got eliminated, and eventually we got eliminated,
everybody fucking went home, nobody but Ray
has made the million.
I don't think it's that serious.
I'm just saying you were wrong to say that.
I just think you were wrong to say that, bro.
Oh, cool, excuse me, bro.
Then that's probably the only thing that I'll agree on.
I think it's always wrong to say that.
I think it's spicy as fuck.
I think low-key.
I thought it makes for a five-second.
Why do they get to the five-second?
I think it was right because they didn't do the video.
You got it?
But by that logic, everything from Kai did
is justifiable too, because it made the video more entertaining.
Duh, the drama's gonna make the video more entertaining.
That don't mean it needs to exist.
Right?
I mean it.
I kind of disagree on it.
I mean, I think whatever he did was a little bit,
some of it was a little too far, right?
A tiny bit, but I think it made the video today.
Yeah.
So some of it was-
He definitely made the video more entertaining,
but by that logic, anything that makes the video more entertaining
is dramatic, it's justifiable.
It's just not.
There are limits, there's limits, there's limits.
I already moved with you.
That the Bogdalenza was a little bit over the line, right?
But everything else was fine.
But let's not act like, like that's the thing
that broke the camel's back.
Right, I think it was already fucking.
No, but here's the thing,
there's no camel's back broke, nigga.
No camel's back broke, bro.
Then what we're talking about is like,
you got with me, we laughed, you said, fuck you,
nigga, that's what happened, nobody came back broke.
This is not like a, it's not that important of an event.
You get what I'm saying?
No, I agree.
Then if there's no camel's back broken,
then we wouldn't be here talking about it then.
No, no, no, I'm just bringing it up
and I haven't talked to you about it
and then Ron dragged me over.
So I'm like, okay, okay.
Let me give him my-
It would definitely be weird and awkward
if I just sat here and pretended
like the last thing I didn't hear from you wasn't,
well the second last thing I didn't hear from you was
that fuck you AP and we bought.
That's what I'm saying.
Like I have to say something.
Yeah, of course, bro, bro.
This is like, how would you go?
I go to the Lohan Fruit.
That's what I call it.
It's like, it's an easy jab
that's gonna make some noise.
I thought it was funny.
It's not, I'm not jabbing you.
No, no, no, I did that, I did that, I did that, I did that.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
At the end, at the end, I did it.
If you could, as long as you say you know
you shouldn't have said that, nigga, then nigga,
it is what it is, bro.
Okay, I also said that the music was bad, right?
I don't even agree with that.
Like the chat knows that these things,
I don't even agree with those things.
It's still funny, it's still funny.
Now look, now if you're getting a conversation with DDG,
he's right to ask you like,
why did you say my shit's ass?
Or is nobody listening to you?
I'm just following him today.
Exactly, so I mean, I'm just saying like,
He's right to ask you about it.
That's my point.
That's all I wanted to do.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, that's fine.
Okay, good, okay, I was gonna say,
here's my perspective,
two seconds of your time and I'm done.
My perspective,
me and Phantom in my perspective of the world,
we didn't really have a problem, right?
Ever, right?
Or not enough of an issue anywhere
that he would target me first, right?
But then when he did,
and he did the face in my perspective, right?
genuinely why why would an amp guy right shoot at me if we haven't interacted it there was clearly
something about the old amp stuff that made him target me so whatever he was even if it was a small
thing it's still with me an amp related problem because me okay you're gonna have to accept the
fact that you that day were an easy target bro and somebody had to go bro so you were chosen okay
That's it.
So you're saying that there was-
And you are right that the more friends you had in the 50,
the better off you were, factually,
and you just wouldn't ease your target.
Again, this is what it was.
I got it to me.
This is what it was.
There were plenty of easy targets there that day.
All right.
It was a game.
That's like getting mad and then they eliminated you
and you're a survivor or a big brother.
You know?
They don't have to be no crazy mode of mind.
It was an easy target that day.
That's it.
You know, I agree.
This thing needs to be prodded first though.
Like, like out of anybody Mr. Beast is using a track or a T.
It's true.
He is.
But that's what that's yo, yo, X.
You got a limited game.
I got limited after you.
Everybody got eliminated, bro.
I'm just saying you was wrong for saying what you said.
As long as we understand that, then that's it.
Oh, what is it?
We don't have to talk about the game anymore.
The game is irrelevant.
We all lost, bro.
We all lost.
We all made a mistake.
You could have strategized a little bit better and probably stayed in the first round.
And I could have probably kicked the fucking ball better and stayed in in the second round.
All right.
What can we end the off?
Let's end this off on a good note guys. Let's all say something positive
You know, you know what? Yeah, I I
I
respect for
MP and what you get what you guys do, okay? I I I don't think you guys bought right but in the in the sake of the
That competition fucking be on God
But that's what I did my point though, I'm just saying you act emotionally
That was an emotional thing you said because you said it and you didn't believe it
I didn't believe it. What do you mean about the buffing?
Yeah
That was over the line
I
Could never defend it. I could never defend that because you wonder why because I said before that stream before this event
And after I
Talk about this shit later game
I think we have two.
Let it go, Ron.
Peace out, Lays.
Peace out, bro.
Peace out, man.
Many great guys.
Check, check, check.
Five minutes of your time, check, and I'm done.
Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me.
It's a simple concept.
Nobody got bitched.
Nobody got bitched.
Jack, I said before I don't dislike BG's music
before this even happened.
Before I ever even had, so even to interact with BG.
I, I just said, I don't even have the songs.
My first interaction with DJ, as his content,
was that I liked Pink Joseph.
It was the first one I ever listened to, and I liked it.
So, you know for a fact, being irrational,
when I say the music sucks and their body.
We already know this.
Like, you have to get a child to not understand
that I said some shit, there was some banter,
that was funny, and a part of that was,
Emotional still funny. I don't give a shit. So I'll still acknowledge that that was in terms of truth
right
It's banter that has less truth or no truth
It's it's still in the same spirit though. So yeah, I will fold I guess and I guess I could I feel apologize for
That being over the top of I I don't I would still I did do it again. She's funny as fuck
I don't give a shit, okay, but but there is all that it is absolutely all valid
Like but on top of that
If I never had a problem with fandom personally
You can understand it him is shooting at me and then doing the faces it was doing was absolutely
Amp thing like I'm not gonna get gasped by the internet. I'll give a shit
What else is there to faint them and me that would not be an AMP link?
It's the only thing.
What else is there?
What else is there?
Explain it.
What else is there?
Huh?
So then, it's why I made it an AMP thing.
Because obviously, I bantered and talked to an agent back in the days.
I listen with Kai, right?
We had our little run-ins, funny, right?
Clearly, I'm not on business at AMP.
She shot me first thing that- that bunch of faces.
It's an AMP thing. Boom.
It's like...
Hold on.
Oh my god.
I don't want to take anyone out, is that okay?
Oh my god, I'll show you.
Because I'm not 99, it's just a misperception by me.
So, we already had five people that would go to that shot at.
No, three.
Three.
Well, aside from that, the streamers targeted people.
Four.
Five.
Five.
In the spirit of the game, four people would get eliminated.
I mean it if if you're using the excuse that I'll go do it. It's the game
It's an easy target. These are the ones that are already on the board and already shot
That if it's only a game thing is then
There are, I think, seven people with shots.
I'm not mad, it's not about being mad, you cannot portray it in a way that it's not.
Like I don't think you understand.
It's about misinformation.
the end of the video, then it seemed like I aimed it before, but I didn't.
It was after.
The video was edited.
It was after the fact.
Like, it's just an editing thing.
And thanks to XQC's Alpers, the five most targeted streamers.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, this is literally, and I'm not kidding.
This is absolutely the editing of the video.
I mean, I can ask for the footage.
I'll ask for the footage.
Like, I didn't say should add, add four shots.
I didn't say should add four shots.
Finally, revealed themselves.
Like, there's no outburst.
Thanks for my friend!
That was after.
You five are now eliminated.
Bye bye, having time!
But before he left,
Bye bye!
Excuse me, had some-
Like,
oh, I missed it, did I go any?
Oh.
Like, I just, yeah, it's not, it's not, it's not, being present whatever, I, I think
I bantered Ford, I bantered back, and it's always, oh yeah, he's so wrong for everything.
Dude, like it's insane the amount that I have to tank before I do anything, and I'm still
in the wrong.
What is this soft ass Jell-O fucking Spine shit that is, bro, it's so cringe.
Why is it so Jell-O'd?
Everybody's laid out a fucking pure jelly.
Like Jesus Christ, dude.
You're not a victim. Oh my god, bro, I can't
There are no victims in banter dude like I
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
So I want to finish the video, that was a little early.
I was at the end of it.
You look more guilty.
I don't get about the looking guilty.
I don't give a shit.
It's not being, nobody's guilty of anything.
Where's the video at?
I don't see it.
my girlfriend of four all the screenshots you see above the section of this document titled to all of
Sykuno's victims ever since Sykuno's viral breakout during the pandemic lockdowns of 2020 when he
was over that I was not finishing right there right there right there at the end of it an innocent
romantically inexperienced boy failure who looks like an anime character and sounds like one too
this perfectly created image would attract a large audience of women with a lot of them openly
professing how attracted they are to him. He soaked in the praise and never saw
Oh, that was at the call you guys need to date me out. The only reason why it
happens because you just chose to do it. Hey, that doesn't mean that it's
complicated. Fuck's sake, you're a 34 year old man. Yes, you are. Well, obviously it's
not going to go back to that if you're actively cheating on her. It's only going
to get worse. No, but I know you're smarter than that.
I mean, fuck's sake, you're a 34-year-old man, yes you are.
Stop acting like your child.
I don't think that's what I'm acting like, but...
I mean, you say you're not smart enough, but you are.
You're a 34-year-old man, you just chose to do it.
You knew damn well in the back of your head that it wasn't going to end up well.
Yeah, but it's complicated.
It's really not. It's cheating. It's just bad. She hasn't done anything to ask for it to be cheated on. It's pretty kind of dry.
Yeah, but she
lied on me to take care of a lot of things and I still cared about her.
Okay, that doesn't mean that-
She won't keep cooking like my next team.
You do that because you-
So I'm gonna try to be rude, Jeff. I like to put interjects.
If it ended that she would be or could be with him, right?
Do we think that the disposal would care that much about cheating?
Yes or no?
One or two?
Not because you...
Absolutely not.
Not because she was like holding it against you or forcing you to.
No.
Exactly.
So, there's still no excuse for you to cheat on her.
I'm not saying there was one. Just explaining why it happened.
The only reason why it happens is because you just chose to do it.
Okay.
I don't know why you decided to- This is a classic talk about
explanation slash justification.
And explanation is not justification. You can say, oh yeah, I didn't
think of all that. Oh yeah, you're justifying it? No. Like me, because you know, damn
the line especially. You can explain why you made up. That's still fine. Yeah. Yeah. And
I was like, okay, you didn't know me before that, right? But then I find out you've had
a girlfriend this entire time. Do you really tell people that it's because not only were
you just sure you didn't believe healthy, healthy knowledge that you're on, right? Because
I've talked to Alfie. I'm friends with her. I've been friends with her before I met
Um, okay, like she I don't just say you didn't leave her on you let me on though
You didn't leave me on there
Yeah
hold on
Sup
Do you want to play CS go in like an hour hour and a half an hour and a half? Yeah, can I have some people with me though?
Can we do a five minute?
Cheese I'm gonna do what an expert
How many guys you got with you one or two depending on you're good dude, you're perfect
bro.
We could do a fun five-step low key actually realistically we'll be on CS in like the
next hour and a half by the power of that.
I will.
I will.
All right.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
What were you intending with that?
Well, I thought it was going to be over.
About what?
I thought that was going to be the end of that.
The end of what?
My previous relationship.
You were going to break up with s*** so you could date me or what?
Well, like I said, it had been a long time or like you hadn't spent time together.
I hadn't done anything in years.
And in my head I thought that was done anything in years
That's someplace else what I can hear you I said I thought that meant that was going to like the end of it
So you're already moving on before you even broke up with her
We intend to break up a great it's not the him to break up
Well, I'm watching
Shooting isn't okay. Yeah, you can have a big silly justifications
The correct, my moral thing to do is to just break up and finish it before doing anything else, it's just a rule of thumb.
Just waiting for her to wake up at you.
I broke that rule once, no justification, I'm not going to talk about it.
I don't know.
I just want to understand this.
So what was your intention with me?
Like where was I in this whole thing?
Were you intending to date me after?
Were you intending to just ditch me to go date me?
I mean, I guess for me, it felt like it was already...
But that's not what I asked. I'm talking about me.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
You were thinking to just ditch her and then, Damien? What? Were you going to do the same thing to me?
I'm sorry, but like, you're not really selling this whole relationship thing really well. This is type of relationship she will hold.
Sorry, I'm trying to sell it.
I can tell.
Just trying to explain what's going on.
Yeah, the thing is, if I'd never reached out to Bao,
because I didn't even reach out to Bao about it, right?
I reached out to Bao about this because
it's like behind the back to a bunch of people
and I was not okay with that.
And then started lying about Bao.
That's why I reached out to Bao.
I became friends with her roommate
and then I was talking with a little bit back and forth
and then you came up in a topic
and then she told me how to girlfriend
and that your girlfriend's been venting
about this entire time, about how you gaslight her into staying
make her feel bad anytime that she like wanted to leave because she cheated on
her and she knew that you cheated on her she just didn't know who because you
never told her that was Alfie you just told her that you cheated on her in
Paris I think I don't know if you told her but I know she knew okay
why why why go through all this trouble
because didn't know how to uh I mean for God's sake if they're really don't
The only thing why you can stay with her is because she relied on me for a lot of things
you can afford to take care of her for a little bit before she gets back onto her, like, her
feet.
Like, at least don't put her through the trouble of, like, this was absolutely fucking distraught
because of the shit that you've done to her.
The shit that you've put her through.
Like, genuinely.
Do you know how much that affects someone up?
Like you already cheated on her once and she decided to trust you still.
She decided to stay with you despite the fact that you already had cheated on her and admitted
to it.
What do you go do? You go on Twitter and go find the next girl to flirt with.
Like, if anything, honest to God, I'm not even mad at this one, I'm just disappointed.
I'm really disappointed.
Oh God.
That's fair.
Because she's been crying to Baal about it.
Baal's been sitting there, like comforting this girl, trying to tell her, hey, maybe you should leave him.
Because this isn't okay.
This really isn't okay.
You're putting this girl through mental strain.
Okay, okay, okay, we get it, we get it, we get it.
Every single day that you continue to be with her.
While you're sitting there having fun playing with your friends, be so honest right now,
Thomas.
There's your name, Chef Thomas.
So what do you think, Dylan?
Are you gonna be right?
Yeah.
If it is money that she doesn't have, or if it's a job, or if it's family, or blah, blah, blah, blah, yeah, well, there exactly.
Just help her back on her feet until she can support herself, and then just leave the girl alone.
Because she deserves better than that. Because you can't always sit there and be like, I love her, but do all this shit to her.
What? What? Fuck that!
And continue to let her stay in that situation.
Well, one part of that was true.
What?
That's, if I speak, if I speak, if I speak, the way that this person sees money and currency
is, is such a problem.
The fact that they cannot see that they, how the way that they see it, they put it upon
others and oh, he did this, then, then, then do that with money, do this, but like, bro,
I can't, I can't.
I'm just sitting here there wasting her time.
Okay, I'll end it.
Also, why'd you get on the call with me when she's right now, she's upset.
I know she lives with you.
48, I need to talk to Gransei first.
You should be there to comfort her, she's the one that you cheated on.
No, I'm going to give it back, I just...
I wanted to sell this first.
This is not settled, I'm...
beyond upset with you.
like genuinely beyond upset with you wait but if she knows it's just sad she
knows that she's sad and he has to be company her why did she try them to
call them that's that's it like doesn't make sense it doesn't make sense probably
never talking again you me yes what why is that not why what is why I'm so upset
with you, but you didn't cheat on me. You can still talk to me and be like make up for your actions.
Don't get me wrong. I always have that for our second chances, but I never will forget you for
for Jander, but let's go back.
Go back.
Where's I,
we're saying,
do you have to go back to Jander
Let me, uh, uh...
There are a lot of girls that are upset with you, by the way, because I'll be the only one that has hit me up.
Yeah, but it sounds like you've heard things.
Yeah, and you liked me a lot about that, too.
Hi, thank you.
Alright.
A lot.
But, like, it glists.
But, um...
How big was the roster again?
I hope we ever have one of those.
I mean, maybe not at the same time, but you should do hop around.
Well, I was going to do this, I'll do this.
You can chat multiple girls at once.
I mean, not when I have a girlfriend, not when I have a girlfriend,
but when you're pursuing people, there's no expectation of exclusivity.
There's no promise of exclusivity either.
All I care about right now is that it's okay.
Keep me updated on that.
I don't know if that's a possibility.
You can keep me updated on how she's doing.
You can keep me updated on when she was out because I don't think she could live with you anymore.
I'm thinking of you to do that.
Yeah, I care about her.
So you want, wait.
She says that she cares about the person who's being cheated on.
But then she wants the guy that's the current boyfriend to give another girl updates about how the victim of set sheeting
Is feeling that that sounds outrageous
Like that's
But yeah, just
That's like there's like milking it to the fucking bone
Okay. Bye.
Bye, Thomas.
Shortly after the call, the last thing Mal would ever say to Saikuna would be,
I'm beyond disappointed in you.
So look, according to Mal, there are countless other victims.
It is completely up to them.
Oh my God, what is a victim?
Fuck me. I can't do this anymore.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, these people, you should not be allowed to upload videos or have the internet.
Yo, let's go back to the olden days of fucking,
of fucking getting water from the well and shit like that and peddling the bike to get
electricity. Victims of fucking what? On whether they want to come out with their side of the story
or not. For now though we can confirm at least two different people that were completely misled by
him as he cheated on his girlfriend so comfortably. In those two instances we can see him also using
the same playbook, the same tactics, sending them money, making them feel special, following
their personal Instagram wanting to meet a sap to hook up everything. It's not a tactic if the
person is asking for whether it's not a tactic about money. If the person is asking for money
and baits to receive money, you cannot say this. It has to be unprompted, unwanted. It has to be,
It has to be, and even if, it has to be
after reluctance and resistance.
That's the moment when it would be wrong.
If the person is, well, I don't think I should be taking this
and you still do it wrong, wrong.
But if the person is, well, guys,
I'm trying to buy a bike.
And I'm thinking this because it's just a story,
but I'm buying a bike right now, right?
And I don't have enough money.
You're a bazillionaire.
I don't know what I'm thinking about Jack, but I know you're a bazillionaire, right?
But I don't have money, and I need money to buy this.
Oh my God, he gave me money.
What the heck?
Dude, stop.
Love bombing me.
Dude, fuck off.
Just stop it.
And I think one thing that personally struck me was how only 30 minutes after his girlfriend
found out about his cheating and probably confronted him, he chose to run upstairs and
prioritize Mao, someone he met two months ago.
All while his girlfriend was crying downstairs, gutted, heartbroken.
There's no reason people say what great power comes great responsibility.
Because once you have this power that Saikunou possessed, you can so easily take advantage
of others.
So as a content creator, you have a very-
It's not because you have power that you're using power.
None in this video he has demonstrated that power was used in an imbalanced way ever.
One time, if anything, she did way beyond in performance how other normally do.
He did fantastic.
I disagree with this guy entirely.
Very clear choice and unfortunately, Saicuno decided to be the worst person possible.
I wish all the victims in this travesty the absolute best and I also encourage them to
speak out.
When it rains, it pours and right now the first drop has hit the ground.
Saicuno and anyone else who seeks to take advantage of their position need to be held accountable.
And for anyone who grew up watching him during quarantine who looked up to him,
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, ruining whatever ideal image he has.
Um...
If he can only date people that are as or more famous than he is,
then who could he have dated during his peak era?
There were zero creators that qualified for that.
Please, clarify.
Out of them in your head.
In any case, if more victims decide to speak out, then I will most likely stream me reading all of them on my channel later on.
For the time being, though, please, if a larger content creator reaches out to you, even if you don't make content, please always be extremely skeptical and know that they probably don't see you as the most special person in the world.
They've probably done this to many others already.
Thank you so much for watching until the end. I really really appreciate it
If you want a healthy alternative to an energy drink to definitely use the yo yo
If I ever hear this guy speaks to people that have less than 700,000 subscribers
I will be fucking watching. I will be watching and waiting it every DM sent to women
They better have at least a million subscribers flat flat
That's the board that we're fucking setting up.
Holy shit.
Wait, I forgot to fucking make a joke.
Man, I'm making a joke.
It is a, anyway.
Code Mugin at gamer sub-surface.
Oh, of course it is.
I love it that you're amazing
Yeah, it was this
I don't know this stuff like I actually need to find the fucking tab by the way
All right have fun. I saw you have some DMs from him and like 10 other guys
Not that anything's wrong with that. I support you. Do you have fun?
I
Just be careful next time when you point your camera at your discord and you
You don't want to leak you didn't leak the conversations with this okay, but you really are popular, huh?
No need to murder me like that.
What is the compliment?
We'll try to succeed the whole harem protagonist approach IRL.
Yeah, if anything, let me take away is one, don't cheat, and two, break it up before talking to a bunch of other girls, but other than that, I think this is slop.
This whole thing was just absolute slop.
Alright.
Okay, chat, now what else?
That was in games.
Alright chat, chat, chat, why did they, why did they do the, the, the, the Sycuno Kirk
thing?
What the fuck is that about?
Like, why is that on the main post and you're the post too?
Like, I don't understand it.
Okay.
I shut up, that's...
Fuck yeah!
I'm all giving this game.
I mug him.
Oh.
You look like just enough XP.
I'm about to level up and you look like just enough XP.
Wait, it's not... can I zoom out at this?
It's not terrible.
Not terrible.
It's not it's not bad. I mean I was I was like too off.
I mean it's not bad.
I mean, I was on my knees.
I mean I
Did it faster to I did it faster to I did it off the red it I did as a as a as a joke as a whatever
I passed by and I still went super close fuck you
And it was
All right.
Um, yeah, what else do we have today?
What is this called?
Grasshopper.
A praying mantis.
What is this called?
This is called a summer bug.
A firefly.
What is this called?
Stick bug.
A stick insect.
Yo, don't you fucking do that.
Beetle!
Scam!
A dumb beetle.
No, I had it. I had it.
What is this called?
Cicada.
A cicada.
What is this called?
It's called a dragonfly.
A dragonfly.
What is this called?
Centipede.
A centipede.
What is this called?
A millipede.
A millipede.
A millipede.
What is this called?
Moth.
A moth.
What is this called?
It's called a hornet.
What?
A hornet.
Yo.
I'm going to go to the pool.
I'm going to go to the pool.
I feel my hands in the air and say show me something.
Minions spitting popcorn.
Now watch this.
This is the type of ear I got.
Chad has a better ear.
He has a piano man, but this is two octaves too low.
Guys, piano man is two octaves higher.
Uh, American Idiots?
No, give me a second, I just walked out.
No, it's not.
It's not for me.
Oh my god.
Um.
It's uh, it's uh, it's uh, it's um.
Mr. H
If you say if you say shit it means that you don't want to swim because you know for a fact I know this shit far
I'm mr. H
Oh
All right, what is this game?
What is the globe and campus goes to New York City?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
San Diego.
Oh, because I had it, I had it, what an actual.
Liverpool England.
Uh, that would be.
Not bad.
I'll see you in the next video!
you
you
you
you
you
play no that he has many many many no because it's not because he um he it's
just flat human not magic that altered him
kevin is not the alter about the void his void affected it would be
yeah and i can't find its own take a minute
get who oh my god well done
but you got it right there
really i was thinking Ezra because remember when Ezra was like mint like the longest time
thank you mom yeah i didn't mean to get pretty rigid on it
What they already came home?
Yeah, you missed all of it.
Fuck.
Fuck.
having just completed picking up the first astronaut he will tune now hovering
just 40 feet above the front porch lowering a recovery specialist out of
the helicopter that person will touch down in the front porch just there it
actually cinema it actually was it was a high-key it wasn't just cinema it was
Oh
What's my problem my problem is that you've been in the main problem okay, you ever have one of those dreams where you wake up
You're like thank God. I just spoke up and that wasn't real
Yeah
Yeah, oh always
Like I was in like such a fucked up situation in my dream and it was like so shit
I don't really remember what it was but I woke up and I was just like, thank god I was just dreaming
Usually it's like around like being late for school and having to turn in some fucking homework or something like that
And then it's like
Are they all standing on a thing?
Oh I see, I get it
get it. How about once a month I get the teeth falling out, uh, dream?
No, I don't have that. I've never had that. I've heard about that before.
Really? Yeah, I've never had that before.
Really? Thank you for joining us. I'm a Tomache the three of us as an associate administrator
as we begin to hoist the crew.
I'm caught up on dream, by the way.
I thought all three was out.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Sick.
You just like to sing one of them?
Yeah, I did.
The ending was insane.
Oh, that's just the bottom.
You just don't, you kinda just don't see anything
kinda going, you know, it just does,
kinda just does its own thing.
Bro, they're flying out like this?
Guys, the movie's been out for years.
Like, it's not even a trailer.
Winston, with the crew members now beginning to be
placed on the board, the Navy helicopters.
Let's go to Megan Cruz aboard the USS John P. Murtha, who will take it from here.
All right, well, what about this cuddle?
You have to cut it in half.
All right, good luck.
But how, though?
Wow.
Um, well, I doubt it would be the end.
No, you can cut that in half easily.
Go from the tip.
So I would go, like, why?
You go from the tip and then grab it.
No.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You just go like this and it's going to predict how much there is more at the top.
That's...
Oh my God!
50, 50?
How about a sandwich artist instead of a Stringer. Okay. Yo, yo check. Is that is that hard to do?
Well first no
I
Yeah, it's a world first. I mean do more
Can do more I
Kind of want to know how hard it is now because I don't know
Like what if it was like what what is three decimal points, and I got it on the fucking dot
I
But there and addicted but it's like perfect now. So there's no way they had to skate yeah
That and no way
Always the fish
That and no way yo 0.018
It's perfect as we're like what Jeff it's in game
So
Let me ask yo, yo, Jesse you want to fight it fighting man fight. Yes with it. Oh
Yeah, sure
Yeah, let's send it.
Alright, we got games.
Yo, yo, me, you, Stabe, Aiden and Bruce.
It's good. It is time.
Are you excited?
Yeah, it's exciting. This video looks funny.
WWXQCL.
Yo, that's crazy.
That's such a crazy thing.
Just to get like a little fidget toy.
Shoot.
Oh, wait.
I don't have the call.
Chad, he said, what call?
He said, I was missing one.
I think it's, um, it's, uh...
Oh, family.
No, I see...
Oh, it is family.
I don't even see anything on that server.
Oh, yeah, I've never seen a discord look like this before. It's like there's no
Anything. Oh family V2. I don't have each other like see us gaming pub jungle me pls mr. I don't see the server
Oh V2 yeah, I'm in that one
I'm just after primes. Can you invite me? I can't even type in here. I
Don't see it man
It's the LeBron James with a crown.
Oh shit, I got it.
I'm in it.
Yo.
Yo.
Hey, hey Felix.
What's up?
Are we actually gaming or not?
I'm trying to game a hard.
If you put your camera on, I'm gonna look at you really quick.
Okay.
Sorry, I just want to stare at you.
It's game time.
Game time.
Hey, Felix.
Hey, S-P-C-C.
So, excuse me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Bring it to me.
Stay right, stay his name right.
Fuck off, I'll stay it right.
Literally, nigga, S-P-C.
All right, anyways, Felix, get Jesse in here.
I'm not in my room, I think he's not joining me.
Wait, X, are you done with playing a game of Gargantik
phone?
Yeah, but this doesn't have, this does not have the perms.
It needs perms.
Okay, I'll give it to you.
You're down for some grub before we get on a CS.
Sure, we can do it, Ron, because I found you.
Let's go.
We got the sport first.
Oh.
No man jokes, you know, I can't be predictive of like,
just let's be funny.
Come on, here we go, here we go.
Please stop him.
Preach you to say something for a team
and we think I'm gonna need some torching.
I'm not.
I'm not.
What's up little man Ron how you doing bro?
Hey Ron, how y'all doing man?
Good day huh?
Hey guys.
Hey cuff him.
Hey cuff him.
Hey cuff him.
You let me know to it.
Come on.
Yo why are you clutching like that Dave?
You gotta wait right here.
You guys wanna play uh, stable.
We're gonna play one round of carpet fun.
Are you down?
Oh, shit, hey, remember they are on the purple.
They are on the purple.
What does that mean?
It's okay.
No, we'll keep it.
We'll keep it cordial.
Yeah, just don't give me a little bit of mix, just don't get on my backside.
Marybine, some of my chat said shades, Dave Shades, you guys can all think of me, said
it's boring.
Let's get sure on CS.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I don't have a camera. I'm like
Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.
Put your camera on sleep by so do we have a good if a lobby or do we plan this quarter?
We're going to plan this score.
Or no you can't. They took it out. They took it out.
Wait, really?
Yeah, we did.
Oh my god, what up? What up, Jesse?
Hold on. He's looking like a handsome cheeser.
Why am I the only black?
Yeah, I did. Oh my god. What up? What up?
Hold on. He's looking like a handsome cheezer.
Why am I the only black man in the world?
I'm just gonna get off, bud. Just come on here right there.
I'm right next to him.
He's right here.
He's got the foot, like...
He's a cheezer. Remember, Cubs gonna laugh at every single one of Bruce's and Ron's jokes.
I know. I know.
Yeah, he asked him.
Hey, what sort of guy on the mark are you gonna do?
And Cheezer, what you gonna do?
I'm not a man. I don't dick right nobody.
That little guy's watching DJ.
Yo, I gotta get off my phone. I don't have a camera on.
That's okay. I can show them to you.
All right, let's play let's play
When they ask Bruce if you want to play Garthick on
Garthick or do you want to only play CS?
I'm sure B5 wants to play. I mean that you got me in here. I'm C5. Dude stop calling on that, bro
Yeah, that one's out
Yo, yo, be respectful right now. Watch your fucking mouth, the Jess.
Fuck you, talk about game. That's your girl or not.
What happened to my shit?
Yeah, but...
Stop that. Stop that.
I don't speak like that.
Don't worry, X, we shall smack the fuck out of him for you.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't disrespect his queen. You weirdo. You fat, ugly, weirdo.
I have an idea. I have an idea, government.
How about you go raise your child, you fucking bitch, ass?
Yeah.
I
Aiden collect fat people like Pokemon
Think Bruce is coming go fuck. I mean, I'm just saying
Let's go we on Garthic. I'm sending the link to you guys right now in the discord
Don't leak it. You're not leaked it. You're not leaving off on stopping weird
I know what you're gonna do. Just stop on guys. What'd you talk about? Just stop. What are you talking about?
Oh, hold on, I'm gonna do a fucking, like, like one of those face change AI bullshit
with like some most, like, a registered.
No, I'm doing face AI, retar.
I'm inviting you guys right now.
How about Dante Cook, you hear him?
Alright guys, check the, uh, it's in family call three.
I did open chat.
I sent it there.
Don't leak it please.
Yeah, do not.
You guys go full cam and then F11 into the game.
Wait.
Thanks.
Why do I have a fucking ad?
Here we go, GarterCon.
Did you have the fanatic ad on your shit too or no?
What is this?
Oh wait, Brutus, since we say yo, did you say the mail about it?
Uh, yeah I did. He said he doesn't want to play GarterCon on LCS.
Wait, did you just hack my computer? What the fuck is Aiden play?
Oh my god. Where'd you put the link at?
Yeah, where'd you put it? Did you just make money off me?
Yo, what's Aiden play?
Yeah, what is this?
No
What you send
Partable yeah, it's new NFC game. We just
Family called three chat either
Family calls three. Oh you gotta click the travel. You know anything here. Yeah. Yeah. Look the post I have an ad
Well, what are you doing? What are you talking about? I don't know what is it?
Guys, it's garbage. It's garbage. This is a classic. Are you trying out games?
games I had against the game.
Yeah, what is it?
Are you guys actually ads?
Ads.
Oh, I'm getting it too.
What the fuck?
Nigga, it may be your ad shit.
It may be your ad blood.
I'm here.
All right.
Is there anybody?
Why are you here?
Are you stable in here?
A couple?
Who's up?
Who's up?
Somebody make the game, man.
Why are you here?
It's Lays, bro.
Who are you missing?
Is this your code?
Marky, where's the brand I said?
I'm in here.
You sit here.
Yeah, that's my cue so much about everyone.
That's everyone.
That's everyone.
We have seven in here.
We have only seven.
Yeah, that's a lot of people.
No, we have nine people here.
Somebody leaked a lobby, bro?
No.
No, we don't.
We have nine linear.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Wait, no, that is everyone.
Apparently you leaked.
Apparently Aiden leaked.
No, I didn't.
We got a cue.
No, I didn't.
RQQ.
Who's that?
Who is that?
I'm going to kick it.
I'm sorry, is it none of us in this disco call?
No, no, yeah, just kick it inside.
It is none of us.
Just kick him and start to get started.
Wait, there is bad people in here.
Hold on.
No, no, just take that.
Why don't I mark me?
What's your names are you guys?
You fucking retards.
I'm my name dumbass.
All right.
So, what's your name?
He's a.
Okay.
Jesse was yours.
You're up.
Jesse.
Lays with you.
I'm a.
Who's Kailin?
Who's Kailin?
Kailin.
All right.
I
Listen acts is in here chest is in there eight is in here mark is in here sweaters in her cheese and her staples in here
Man, I can't guys. Who is
RQQ
We have all the RQQ, I don't know who this kick
Yeah, we're good. We're gonna start
My god, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
No, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Shut the fuck up!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Don't get round.
Don't get round.
How's it going to be.
Get ready to get round.
I take it.
What?
You let me know
You got that yeah, I'm really scared. No, yeah
No, we don't
No, whoa, I don't have time to do it. I always on the house
Joe
You're so
Big fucking purple lips
You know what's crazy? I know exactly you're doing to a couple
Yeah, I'm not crying.
Chad, what are you drawing here, man?
Who's giggling?
Who's giggling?
fucking shit dude
fucking shit dude
you're such a fucker
wait what is
I got to draw a little black, baby, whoa.
Bro, what?
Wait, I made it sound crazy, bro.
Who has a black baby?
Um.
You're gonna have to keep it, you're probably keeping it like you're probably keeping it like you're producing it.
Real shame.
There you go.
Is that a foot?
That's the joke about it, you don't know if it's a foot or a hand.
Oh yeah, you're a bad avalanche.
I'm sure I'm sure I bet I bet money $2,000 to that you're gonna do the same joke
All right
Make sure you don't
someone just didn't try
what are you giggling about this is like put my giggling in
he must be cooking some shit
If you did a drawing with that green shirt back, no, no.
Big round, no.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I'm hungry as fuck.
Yeah.
Um.
What?
I forget all that.
What?
What are you doing?
You guys stupid.
What does that mean?
What does that mean, Jack?
What does that mean?
What is this?
Bro, I was just going shitting themselves.
Holy shit.
What?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
It's a bar out.
Like a fucking pig, like a fat person?
I'm just kidding.
Yo.
Yo.
It's a pig?
Oh, it's a bitch.
No, I can't tell.
It's a fat Chinese girl cheating on a black guy.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm not fucking kidding.
What the fuck?
Oh, man.
It's right there.
What the fuck?
It's because I don't know shit about cheating.
Why is it something like that?
It's fucking weird.
I
We could go ahead bro
Go ahead
Yeah, what's a glove
It's like five on the same drug that's crazy
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I might get your bra. So I'm like shit right now. You got veneers. You're bracing like
shit. You need veneers. You have a fucking hole in the middle of your front too. You have
a hole in your front too. I'm making the hole in your front too. Yeah, you want to see what
Oh, he actually has a hole in his throat.
I don't think you're short too, Danny.
I don't know what I'm talking about here.
Jack.
32 months subbed to the ultimate juicer wall on a 6-1G.
Oh, no, you should've.
Shit.
No, no, no, no. You're such a weirdo, reports.
Fuck!
Yeah
Joe
My bad, we ever got that one
I don't understand what it is.
It's a tough boss to isn't going to say it.
The fuck do I play?
I'm just gonna play it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Why is all cuffing his hoes?
Bro, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Why is all couples loose?
They're not, they're not my diggerheads.
They're not my diggerheads.
Fuss.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
This proct is so fucked!
Bro!
No, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
Bro.
Yo.
I don't want to do this. I don't want to try this.
48 months punk.
Ew.
I
Know what do I do bro like oh my god
My dad said that I don't know fucking like dude look at your soul you're on God
This is fat, cool.
Did I leave you a girl?
No, I got something that actually did.
Move out of your girl.
I don't know.
Probably somebody that got cheated on in here.
She's a good person.
She's got cheated on.
Was Jolly Rancher a good person?
She was a good person.
Why did you turn as a gay?
That's just not what I'm talking about.
I never turned anybody gay.
You gave Katie gone in here.
I
Yo
Wait wait, who's that?
I know who this is
It's something for you, sir, I will I got a drawing this
Some friendships might get ruined after this one
Is 60 months worthy of a welcome to the jungle
I need a little tail, you know.
Where's my camera going?
Yeah, it doesn't look that good.
What?
Bro, what?
Yo, yo.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
That is bugged on stream.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
I'm so far like everything I got was about me living like living
Everything I got was literally about me money. All right, I got it. Oh
I know that's what we do
True oh my god
What the fuck is this?
Yo, yo, who made this?
Who made this, bro?
I got this thing, bro.
Is this like a...
What is this?
Check it out.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, oh.
I'm going to everybody here.
We'll play CS after this, bro. Relax.
We're going to play CS after this, bro. Relax.
Who didn't go yet?
Go ahead, Liko.
Is that his penis?
What the fuck?
Sorry.
What is that? It's black blood?
I might be dragging it.
What the fuck is-
is
Joe
How did you draw that so good you weirdo
Chad I don't get it what I have to draw pig yo
It's not funny so they have to attack a girl every day. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it
This is not I would never disrespect Bobo like these guys do I'm kick
You got cheated on
I
Yo, who the fuck drew this?
What the fuck is this?
I'm drawing this about me!
Bro, fuck all y'all.
I swear to God.
I'm drawing this about me!
Who drew this?
I'm not drawing fuck all y'all.
What is this?
What is that?
What is this supposed to be?
Yo, bro, what is going on?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Yo bro what is going on in this nation?
I don't know chat.
What do you want me to say for them?
Happy the day of the year.
Chat, chill out.
Chat, because of the color.
It's because of the color.
What?
All right, I don't think we should roll with this.
All right, here we go.
You guys, have a look.
All right, here we go.
Put the vision on it.
I put the voice over. Yeah, lets yo yo
Rekai
I
I don't know. Wait, who's are? Who's are? That's me. No, it's
place. She's a farting on his girlfriend. Yo, all back.
I didn't even draw that. Yo, brother. She's a farting on his
beautiful G.F. Kalen. Thank you, brother.
I guess we can't ride with them.
They're drooling.
Gail and farting on CH.
My time's running.
Alright, here we go.
See that.
Cuff him, fat ass, drink him, and then we're done.
He doesn't fit right in.
He doesn't love.
Why do you have a clover-tail around there?
Possibly while fighting Reggie.
Fighting Reggie.
Gays.
Why did you do two black hair?
I'm from the Bay of the Jorbein, Leeds from Kuffin
Yo, Marky!
Oh man, oh god
That's crazy that I knew what this was
You got six first ones
Kuffin Chinese baby asking Auden how to sit clean
What the fuck, he's here?
He's gonna play bitternin' and cry, dumbass
He's my son, yo
He's my son, yo
He's my son, yo
He's my son, yo
He's my son, yo
Big brother?
I'm gonna send him home for five years, guys.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you need to go to the kitchen to take care of him.
Oh my god.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Look at you, Gotham.
Look at you doing it.
What the fuck?
Behind your tree.
Bro, I don't know what the fuck this was.
I got him crying.
Question mark.
Water!
What is this?
I got his ass good.
What the fuck?
She's a milk and puff to use
Nobody respects you this is bad
Oh, I like that
Oh my god.
That's sad.
Mark is not working.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Yo
The person's head is crazy
The person's head is a 8
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Let her strain
Let her strain
She's the only gay person in the family
Because he's a fake writer
Oh!
Ron, what the fuck was his prom?
Oh, not good thinking
Yeah, I don't know
Creepy Nick's door
Let's see the coffin, dude
It's just about feeling
What the fuck, Mikey?
Rocking Nick's door average, my friend
You put that up by yourself?
It's your copy.
Ken Hans.
No!
I was bad.
I was bad.
I was bad.
I really had no power left.
I was a pretty bad.
We're not fitting someone hand.
Let me let hold my hand.
I don't know either.
I couldn't figure out what to draw.
You want a baseball glove?
Someone wearing a dozen feet.
You want an outside?
Yeah, I hear something.
I hear it.
I don't know how to jump off a balcony.
There's a plane.
There's a plane.
There's a plane.
There's a plane.
There's a plane.
There's a plane.
There's a plane.
a plane there's a plane passing by wait wait oh that ain't it that wearing wedding ring yo
no um oh cute actually i like yo good drawings monkey with a shot come on thank you
mark is not good for nothing else
i don't know the star of david chain wow be careful now that was a long
I'm a long time ago.
Oh, good, John.
And I'll have to learn to it in religion.
Mark, you love this shit.
I don't know this.
Wait.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
That's just fucking a porno star.
Yo, who? You.
Yo, wait, that's not real.
What the f-
Oh, guys.
What is your problem with me?
Yo, bro, I don't know.
I just look like it was all about you.
I know, dude.
Cree Palace, Ty.
All right, it's a good way to get off.
All right.
D-E-S, let's go.
All right, guys, hands up.
Let's get the night started.
I don't like that game.
I don't like that.
Yeah.
I think I was rude.
I love it.
It was true before.
I don't want to talk to you.
I look at you different.
We can do a right rumble.
He's not here here. He's joining
He's definitely
Bruce
Oh, yeah, I can't hear me.
Yeah, and she's just said hi.
Who?
Yo, keep going.
Don't do that.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Don't put something down.
Keep going.
Oh.
Hey, Bruce, don't again.
Bruce, did you send what's his name, the Discord?
Who?
Brady Green.
Wait.
I was supposed to send somebody to the Discord?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Brady, go.
Brady.
on a load up
I
I don't know what game was that sent there.
I have a problem with this.
People mentioned this in the ass.
He's gonna blow that bitch.
He's gonna blow that bitch.
He's gonna blow that bitch.
If you're ready to kill me again, I'm telling you,
you throw me on the screen and let's kill my ass.
I need like no show.
We got Ladi?
Alright, yeah.
Who are we doing?
We got Ladi.
Wait, let's make teams.
What are you doing you do an accident bite me and then I'll let everybody wait
You're the host eager or you host
All right, you're worthy. I'm sending you another two hundred
Nice. So what are the teams?
Brady at first ready. Are you playing yes or no?
Me Bruce
All right
We need one more. This is a long ass lobby. The problem is that we have three decent players.
Come on, you don't know the black man.
Alright, who's the three decent players?
Cheezer is actually decent.
Oh, true, actually. No, you're wrong.
We have four good players. Cheezer says he plays.
Are we missing?
Oh, Snaggy, that's who we're missing.
I didn't even notice he wasn't here.
Whoa, where's Snaggy?
I still got you at it. Yeah, yeah, at me must be my deus flicks. It's just
All right. Oh, what's good? What's going on? Oh
Yo, Ron, are you gonna eat on my death? What do you mean?
Oh
Make it make it more so I can fight
Go to customs. Go to customs.
Practice, go to practice, practice.
Yo, my secret.
I don't have your invite.
Bruce, how is it possible to do 1.5K CS rating?
I got comp cooldown for 31 days.
Why?
How is it 1.5K?
No, that's like a low.
I'm retarded then.
I got comp cooldown, bro.
Bro, I promise you have borderline return.
If you're 1.5K, that's bad.
I
Yeah, what's up at ass?
You wait, you wanna see us go?
Yeah, we all open cases, and we all strip each other.
And we have much more than one case.
That's not a problem.
That's not a problem.
Oh, my God.
I'm not purple.
All right.
He's a menu.
Come on.
We got six together.
Jack, my test tempered it.
My test tempered it.
I'm going all the way down.
Oh, my God.
Yo, wait.
Listen, I got it.
XQC and QC and Team Gappams.
I bet.
That's the way to run up.
I get first pick.
I get first pick.
One night for you running.
No, I got to do hands to tails.
Yeah, I got.
Bruce, I got my three.
Head to tails.
Head to tails, XQC.
First pick.
Head to tails.
Do you want to play?
I got to do hands to tails.
I got to do hands to tails.
I would like to have a head all right right now and you're
tails. She's her first pick. Hold on. Oh great.
But XQC gets counter terrace first. All right. All right.
My first pick is a I love you. Thank you. Who's your first big
X. So I'm going to go ready. Go. I choose Jesse.
Ready to go. Ready to go.
I choose Jesse. Jesse for real.
Ooh. Is he gonna run?
Oh my god.
Hold on. Hold on.
Factory new 004.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Run, run, run.
Cable, you're not.
Come on, get ready to run.
I bet.
You need to get someone good here actually.
He's got Ron.
Okay, so Jesus already taking it, right?
Yeah, he's taking it.
What?
He can't.
Ooh.
Yo, you still not got that drone?
No, true.
Fuck it, that's all.
Shut the fuck up, you skinny prick.
Okay, man.
I choose Bruce then.
Oh
Yeah, he's pretty good
Yeah
Okay, well I played Val
Okay, he's on the wall.
No, no, no, just listen, I believe in him.
Come on, let's go.
Ask him his valouring.
Next, you have to make a crazy pick here.
That was bad.
Okay, I mean, just over there.
Wait, our pick was bad?
No, our pick.
Then I choose, um, I choose sweater.
Yo, yo, but then Marking sweater, who's better?
Marky.
Marky, Marky, pull out.
I played with sweater, he had zero kills.
That would be good next.
If he can draw, he can aim.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay, it's because...
I'm a demon.
Man, couple's last week just like in PE class, that's sad.
Um, maybe with the girls.
Loki.
Hey, neither...
Do they snaggy or sweater?
I know why, let's go sweater.
Snaggy's actually pretty good.
Really?
Snaggy ain't bad, but sweater's also good too.
Let's go snaggy.
$1,000.
Snaggy, how you feelin' tonight?
Are you sober?
I'm fine tonight, snaggy.
I'm sober as fuck.
Hey, let's go snaggy.
Let's go snaggy.
I like this
We're looking at the dream team.
Hold on.
Wait.
We're looking at how much we want.
Let's see.
You know what I said you saw.
Ooh.
This is not easy.
Ah.
I said come put our money.
How much we'll put up?
A thousand.
Wait, what do we need to go?
15 grand.
All right.
Look.
Here are the teams.
Listen.
It's Bruce, Copham, Jesse, Markey,
Markey x
We have to buy a server. We have to buy a server.
Are we doing 66?
Yeah, just in case that's true.
We have to buy a server for 66.
Wait, 66?
Wait, what the buy a server?
Aiden, Aiden, Jack Brady.
Jack Brady, Aiden.
Alright.
That doesn't sound right.
I was teaming the drag. I gave him roles though.
I gave him roles.
Oh shit, it's Reggie!
No.
Mark, it's not 100, Mark, it's not 100.
Ah, 100, 100.
That's like a penny to you, too.
You know what's up?
I'll pay you, you fuck.
You know what I'm saying?
Brady.
Yeah.
Brady, I'm a big fan for that.
This track was nice, bro.
Yeah, I appreciate that, bro.
Thank you, Brady.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Two Jewish niggas burning.
Wait, you're dead!
Wait, Brady, you're Jewish?
You don't know anti-Semitism tonight.
Wait, whoa, Brady, you're Jewish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Brady.
All right, let me, all right, let me, let me, let me.
I just locked in and it just went straight into the game.
Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady, give me two to his honor to decide on a cup.
Uh, Shalom?
No.
Hahaha.
Yeah, you larping, you larping.
Yeah.
Hahaha.
Hey, Brady, why don't you sign a form and larp, yeah, the G.
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
Is the larping?
I'm thinking that.
Yo, yo, Aiden, I would have thought you missed my counts.
No, that's, no, it does not count, no.
You're supposed to be counting.
No, it's gonna count.
It does not.
No.
That's the message.
I'm sorry, Bray, you're not Jewish.
So Mike, Ruben, and all my friends,
we're not going to give him the, uh, yeah.
No, he doesn't get it.
No.
Bro.
All right, Bray.
Let's do a G quiz.
He would fail.
He only knows one holiday.
Give me another question.
Give me three holidays besides Hanukkah.
Exactly.
Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter.
I
Can you stop being anti-semites in here?
Let's play the game. Thank you.
Alright, how do we start at 66 though? I don't know how.
We gotta be doing it.
Wait, what do you have in mind?
I think it's a custom thing, right?
Custom that doesn't just flood us in.
I think it needs custom, custom, no?
Oh no, you might have to do a CSGO.
Don't we have to draw... No, don't we have to draw nothing?
How hard is this sort of game?
We gotta draw an IPI game.
Somebody's gotta host a lot of...
I got him turned all the way down so I came in here
We go
Where's that mean it's on steam you know workshop match 66 it's a work
You do it
My Bruce first we can test okay Bruce join
You can up
I
Ready ready talk
So why they would just go 25 minutes
Okay, Bobby Bob it didn't we go best
BANGLE! BANG!
OHHHHH!
You gotta go!
OH MY GOD! IT'S NICE!
No you didn't!
WAIT! WAIT! STOP! STOP! STOP!
Wait, it's a baseball!
That's actually dog shit!
Oh, I actually had that knife.
Yeah, put that one in the dumpster.
I gave it to Z.
Eww.
That's pretty good, that's pretty good.
Wait, Bruce, uh, it says it's still full.
You're out of max window, it says.
Wait, am I gonna leave somebody right?
Ew.
Bruce, how many does your inventory worth?
too much money bro like I think like two of the kids nice that's what you
but that's hard 200 can't enjoy what the fuck that was don't be mad you can't
afford nice 50 bands you dumb that's what we hear what he's saying let me
hear what he's saying bro yo cheezer yo what's his real name again what's his
I'm not calling him but his little gay ass
alias that he's doing.
Yo!
Real world.
What is it?
What is it?
Nerman?
Nerman.
Yes, it's Nerman.
Wait, wait, Nerman.
Do you fuck with my inventory, Nerman?
Your inventory is not 200k.
Okay, go do the math.
What's your most expensive item?
Go look.
It's...
Yo, geezer.
She's here.
She's here.
I didn't even say any of this to my face.
Yo look, dickwadders, because you got caught in money.
None of this is happening.
Damn this game is crazy, what the fuck?
HAHAHAHA
We changed our game
Damn
Look at, look at y'all, look at Bruce's back blink of them
Jesus, just calm down gang
You shut up, you shut up, get back here
They are a bitch, the fuck is this?
One digit?
You have titties, you look like a changed anger
Damn, you have a dragon lord too?
Okay, yeah, he has a better material
I gotta be calm, I gotta be calm
I don't think there's nothing like 50k at most
Let me see that, me too
Wait, are we playing or what?
I'll put my shit in so I don't buy shit.
Yo, yo, yo.
I like to do the hobby, though.
How do I get some good, good,
I don't think he's good at math and shit, but I like to do the hobby.
Wait, Liko, you probably got to do pop frag in the A-tron.
Yeah, he's trained at the most expensive in mid-oct.
Probably, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll get some pop frags.
Not in this fall.
Probably like, he's probably like top 10 in Napier Real.
Yeah.
Those like sticker capsules he adds makes his account extremely expensive.
I think we have like two million dollars in it.
I'm not even missing.
We got one lamb on that lamb on that.
Wait, one of y'all inviting me?
Really?
I
Searching all I can but wait why are we yeah, I didn't cancel the queue on the practice component
What is this no no no
Yeah, what do we do do it this drop to people
You know, I think Liko has to go on pop frag and then like pay for it and then get an IP and give us IP and then we join
Okay
It's called pop flash
And then we we drop top bottom frag
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not doing like that.
It's not doing like that.
It's not doing like that.
Anyway, I don't think that's hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is anybody that doesn't want to play though, Loki?
Yeah, just be shut up.
You know what?
Who's on edge about playing?
We need to...
Oh, wait.
Marky?
I really want to play, but I'll step out if you guys want to get someone else's.
I really want to play.
No, no, no.
Why one shot?
I really got to take a shoot too.
Let's keep seeing.
Marky, what are we doing?
We're good. What are we doing, bruh?
Oh, fuck.
You want me to have a bite?
Fuck, man. This is...
Fuck, man.
All right, Mark, you get the fuck out.
You want another one?
No!
You all trying to get tamed?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We can't do that.
We can't do that.
All right, coffee.
All right, coffee.
Oh
Yeah
You could not keep your eyes on the game. It's crazy watch
Walking the whole way
I'm gonna go play. I'm gonna go play. I'm gonna go play with 12 people.
Don't cry, I'm not gonna cry.
I'm like, yeah, you be crying.
You're selling up to the night.
It ain't gonna save, it ain't gonna save.
No way!
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm gonna cry.
I think he's 30.
It's okay.
Mark, if we could 1v1 and practice how they play.
You're literally crying off saying that.
No, I wasn't.
What about you and me?
So is anybody getting a silver?
No, it's coming out.
It's like a podcast right now.
Can somebody sell me a knife?
A fairly excellent one.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Yeah, yeah.
You got some posh?
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, stop.
Oh my god, it's hard.
I'll come by it.
You're so good looking.
Where's the quick gold?
It's always late.
What are we waiting on?
What are we waiting on?
I got shit to do.
I'm waiting on Nico.
Like what?
What do you have to do?
I'm gonna go with some of my boys.
Honestly, bro, we gotta
We playing
yo marky yeah what's good what's good you trying to hit biggie
brady you're so weird
you want to hit me biggie
you're so weird brady
when i saw you you bought some piggy shit marky
brady you used to be giving biggie prostitutes a nick name
dude those are the old days
he moved up to massage training
I
Liko's gonna send you IP right and then we're gonna join it then every no no no one's gonna like it
Because we're not gonna have to like everyone to the game
We'll get leaps unless only one person has it and I'm gonna have it and not just
I'm training up dude. Who has yet me? No, yeah, it's definitely
I mean, let's try it. What do you mean you're not cheesy what what?
Invited you ate him and then ate it invite everyone at you
So okay, can I show my screen you can show your screen in right? Yeah, all right
Just open up console if you open up console
All right, I can't invite you sir. It's us Q. Can you invite me?
I can't invite you sir. If you invite me. I can't buy it everyone. I joined I mean, I'm in I'm in
Nerman that's right. You know, he's it. He's it. I don't have your friend man. You said me
what happened hey are you doing jesse
it's a problem i didn't force women's loading and they
force them on loading it
we were just getting through it
we were just getting through that
who is steward raffman
it's jesse
steward did you actually used to play uh...
league of legends
nah it's a picture of niris
He's so he's so it's ironic. It's come on, bro. Read the room read the room
You gotta go to go to go to go to go hold it
Jesse this is some unlimited joining
Uh, yeah, Ron you were in here and they kicked you out. I need to hear by
You're in here Cameron you're in. I didn't leave. Is that right?
One second. I'm not you boss. I can't join. That's
Join with this invite I'm sending you
Okay, it's a spell for joy is it feels okay. Okay, then hear me out. Everyone cannot leave if we leak it just though
I don't know. But we can play.
It's going to get leaked, dude.
Wait, let me go set Jesse again
to game first and then do it.
I did it.
To load up?
Yeah, I did.
Oh, it didn't work?
I don't want it to be an L, bro.
I want it to be a W.
So if we want it to be a W,
everyone needs to cover their screen.
I'm coming.
Five seconds.
Here's the take-in.
When they change a game,
we can move the stickers anybody wants.
We should have given everybody the option
One time
If already pre-applied it
It's this do not leak you leak it's just ruined
Everybody hot their screen, please
So you have a screen you do connect space and then you put that so you have to type connect
And then type like one enter one enter one it like fill the console up so you can't see anything you type
I open up the consulate
Tilda
Maybe you gotta enable it. You gotta put in your key mining
Wait, so Jesse, I just type connect and then enter that
No, you type in it. Let me type it like how it should be hold up
Send me on steam. I can't tab out. I'm not in the lobby right now. I'm not
sending you on steam, Ron. That's crazy.
Wait, Justin, I'm fine.
I copy and paste the whole thing, Justin. Yeah. The thing that I put, the second one I put.
What command do we click to go to?
Oh, Chad, that's just so cool.
I put the code in this chat.
Oh, man. I'm in. I'm in.
I'm in as well, I'm in as well.
Can I show my body?
Wait, what team do I go to?
Currently trying to figure out how to get this going here.
Ron doesn't matter.
Do I go to console?
You're going to go to your console console, and you're going to put in that, and then after you type it,
like one enter, one enter, like over and over again.
How do I go to the console?
I don't have a console.
You're lying on the top of your...
Oh!
You're not going to put in the console.
I don't have a console.
go to your settings game at the top enable developer console yes wait wait
You're a fucking hero, Destiny.
Settings, game, and then what?
No shit.
And then at the very top, enable that.
I need a console thing.
Developer console?
Oh, that's the boy train.
Not trying to get up and enable that.
That train was good.
Train.
Yo, it's the Bruce.
Yo, cup him.
That was insane.
You don't have to go crazy.
No, bro.
I was listening to that shit, bro.
I'm 30-point.
No, how do I type in this?
It keeps saying error.
Spamming error.
So Bruce you have to make sure you're
Did the connect one the connect space?
You gotta type all that
Tilda if you click Tilda you'll see up like a thing pop up on your screen
That's the button next to one
Oh
Then you need to do the one enter one like
So what do you think about this Glock
All together
Yeah, so it's
I use the one from Mono's.
Top left of your keyboard.
You see that?
Yeah.
You press that and then paste the message
that Justin sent in the group chat.
I'm scared of that one.
I'm crazy about this.
I'm kind of crazy.
Oh.
I'm scared of that one.
Why you're so fucking stupid, man.
I think I'm in here.
Am I in here?
Brady, you got to stop here.
No, I'm in here, isn't it?
Yeah, man.
I'm sure you're here.
I'm in here.
Yeah, I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here, though.
That's the damn thing I said.
So like, you lose the Black Handler.
Let's go.
You are farted.
You just open it up again.
What do you mean, I'm in here, gay?
You're so fucking stupid.
Give me a second.
Give me a second.
Don't keep me on mode.
Open that shit up, and then just hit one, enter.
One, enter.
And just keep doing it until it goes off the screen.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Well, there's action.
I'm in there.
At the bottom, you got to click the typing.
Oh my god.
Wait, what team is everyone going that?
What team are I supposed to go on?
Oh, so people who see this RP, they can hit us off?
Yeah, that's why you do the one.
What?
Oh, no.
Shit.
You guys are not doing that.
You're making fun of me.
I'm telling you guys, we need to go apart.
His model is shit.
Spam one, right?
Spam one is the whole thing.
Don't open your console.
No, no, no, he's gonna actually do it.
He's a party boy.
Did you want to have juice?
If you can only do it, they just see one.
I'm not gonna take this anti-Semitism.
Joe, you should shut him up with a friend.
Thank you.
Shut the fuck up, man! You see you drunk! I didn't get him!
Yo, son of a...
He's waiting for you
All right, let's get the teams right yo, Brady switch teams
Jesse switch teams
No, we were going
We got bomb. We got bomb.
We're doing 75. What is this?
You can still join, honestly, Train.
Wait, what? No, you're good.
Wait, who said B-5? Who said B-5?
Wait, Swap, Cheezer, we got to go Teris first.
Swap teams.
Oh, no, I'm not on team.
I'm on team. I'm on team.
No, team go Teris.
What are we doing?
Red Cheezer.
Cheezer, no.
Cheezer goes to the CP.
I
I
move calls bro move calls bro
time out look at one
if you're on the second one
let's roll
hello
yo who's on our team we need uh bruce
jessie we at
yeah
are you still on the next one
you're pretty good pretty good pretty good
alright let's win this for real
I'm on 60 Hertz
I think it was the last big
Oh
Holy crap, they did pretty good actually they sat on
Oh my god
Well, Jesse do call do calls and trats and then we just let him do them, right?
Three people are gonna be on a two people are gonna be at B and one guy mid right? Yeah, I got that I got it
you got me and so what you're
going to eat. We need two more
eight. Two more eight people. I'll
sit behind the car. Eight. I'm
going to sit behind the car.
What? I'm going to sit behind the
bro. Bro. Bro. What? What
happened? I'm here yellow.
No, nothing. You're dead, bro.
You're dead. Look at it. Look
at it. Look at it. Look at it.
Look at it. Look at it.
Look at it. Look at it.
Look at it. Look at it.
I had to make a choice there
See not dead bro
The people that rush are bad so like you're more likely to get killed if you just play safe
go out here and get a kill
got an inventory
OBJ ass niggas
sand strap probably
niggas hold us in
it's me it's me it's me it's me
i heard it
i saw the other one
one by one be one be one be
i'm trying to push through the smoke
i'm trying to push through the smoke
i'm trying to push through the smoke
I
Nobody looking back into
I'll be back message me
I should have hit that.
One cat. One dead one.
One cat.
You got bomb. Last cat.
Yo, what the fuck?
Walk in. Bye then.
Fuck.
There's a dolly I'm going to go in and chat.
Niggas backseat gaming. Niggas gay.
Where did mommy?
I'll stop typing and chat, my bad.
Left.
We just call him a stream sniper at that point.
We good, we good bro, you came bro stop.
Now we're close, now we're close, now we're close, now we're close, now we're close.
Let's go there, let's go there.
Alright, this is a buy round, everybody buy it, we're good, this is good.
Alright, but now, now we get eight rounds in a row, let's go.
Nah, I don't like that spot.
Guys honestly, it's better
Yeah, that's a hundred percent better
Get up on the site like this
All right, but one cat then
Another one long another one long
I swear to god, yeah, it was long.
I don't want to keep getting one-time.
I'm such a fucking annoying.
No, yeah, grab one piece, fuck that.
One-on-one, man.
I should go on the side.
Why'd he get so quiet?
I don't know, that was weird, right? The whole audio went away.
It keeps doing that, and it's lobby. It's like a wait server.
I thought I went deaf in real life, like mindkitting, it took that set off.
I think it's this one, because I'm out of power, but it has been planted.
Chance, because of the sugar, right?
Ron and Cheez on the same team's diabolical.
I
Yes, sir one more nice right now
Good shit
All right, boys, we got this yeah, they got lucky if you're out
First day decided map with six people. Yeah, it's definitely decided on that way we have to rotate to me people
Why don't we just do like
nothing long some be something I'm backing off here I just said a heavy one
easy to beat what's my thing how do I hurt you at season don't challenge that
guy it's what one damage okay hold up he's dinked he's dinked one
hopping suicide one right side door you can leave me alone you can leave me
Oh
Where's that a decoy
Fuck bro, he just knows
I'm it. I'm it. I'm it. I got one. I got one made on this on box on the box
Okay, holy shit
Oh
Bro, he's weird and shit on God wait, I need a gun Brady. No, we're gonna go
Ned the doors
TV one last one's wrong. I got bombs. I got bombs. Just wait wait
Get out get out get out get out get out get out get out
Playtime, playtime.
Fuck, fuck, fuck in here.
Shhh.
Oh my god, who the fuck has a gun with no bullets?
Playtime.
I just sold.
He's coming out the door now, Marky.
Yep.
He's UX, he's gonna UX, he's gonna put the bomb.
Yes!
Hey, let's do it.
Good shit!
First fucking win.
Come on, man.
Oh, well, I got a crappy set of them.
Come on, let's help them around.
Come on, go for the next one.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
One first up
Here's some B
I'll be
Holy they're all
I could
Of course, bro.
Oh, that fuck killed me, Mami-kun.
I'll just say that.
I'll just say that.
Damn.
This is hard with the same people.
I mean, our T-Sign team is crazy.
No, Mami-kun, insane on T-Sign.
Oh, a sweater guy can kill us.
But to be honest, let's just play back and let them push us.
It's like a 600-paranole can kill me, Mami-kun.
So.
Damn.
Damn.
Get off, get off.
Yo, a sweater guy?
Yo, no
I mean, it's not that I mean he bit his teammates with a he would get the angle I mean
Yo, what's the game plan
B, some B, some B, some B.
Yeah.
One, double doors, man.
There's a flash in it.
Yeah, he sparked it.
XQCL.
Nothing man, careful B, all B.
Yeah, yeah, they're doing time, time, time.
I'll be right inside, we need to be on site, we need to be on site.
At least one.
I'm on B, I'm on B.
They're in the tunnel by B and uh,
and uh
i'm a tunnel i'm a tunnel i'm a tunnel
i'm gonna block you there
i'm gonna block you there
NOOOOO
y'all bring that shit on that fucking small person
three apples high on the second stable
nice
that booty meat
yes sir
let me get that kevlar out
oh they had that i'll put
my kits my kits
No, not tap when I shoot, just spray.
Um, no, you should tap if you don't know the sprays, honestly.
Unless they're next to you.
Yeah, definitely tap.
That's QC.
You know the sprays.
Well, I, I, I, well, I've been given a little spray.
I don't know the sprays.
Like, in art.
Like, every spray is different in this game.
I need help, I need help.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I got one one shot.
They all ate, they all ate.
Fuck.
He's gonna hear this he's gonna walk to the store. Oh my god
What
Behind me, I didn't even get a chance
Was to make him feel like they're gonna free smoke
So they actually use a smoke, but it's the ceiling it's a bad smoke and it actually work because they did push it
Like thinking that they can't even fucking talk to me
I start rotating
Wait, what I smoked long I smoked long and I
They're long. They're long. They're long
Why?
Are they all long one long I'm flashing along
Right I don't see any long yeah, okay
Don't expose yourself X because I'm doing this
That is on fire
Oh
Because if you lose we all lose dumb ass
You're right enemies
What's your life cup, I'm holding that, what's your life holding?
Push up, push up, push up a little bit.
They already playing it.
I'm in a flash over twice.
Move on the second one, move on the second one, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, what's on it, what's on it, what's on it, what's on it.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, my bad.
All this little butterfly night shit
How do you do it?
How do you do it?
How do you do it?
What am I told you?
What if my teammate is on the window?
Be able to sleep?
I'm swapping agility
Okay
Umm
I think we need two meds
And then we win the rotates
I like this, it's 3 going B, it's 3 going A
I like this
Don't beat me. Don't beat me.
I'm here with you. I'm here with you.
I think it's me. I think it's me.
Yeah, Katalon. Katalon.
Can you go help me?
Oh, shit. Just get a hatch.
Guys, Katalon.
He's got Katalon.
Man, man, man, man, man.
You don't say shit and you got 300 damage, game.
Wait what you mean?
I wasn't going to say shit.
No, lock in lock in.
You're literally, you're literally three and ten.
You got supreme blows.
Because of numbers, we had the advantage by, at least bum rush.
I'd say about that.
Yeah, go bum rush.
I want to watch I want to watch for you guys. Don't keep on do not just hold hold the view
We're going bottom tunnels into mid and to be so we go there times dark
push the boat tours all in again same thing
what is he
push the doors push the doors three two one go go go
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up you want to the left once the left
They're inside they're inside
Yeah, good
Play cringe whatever you think it's cringe cringe
One minute
Yes, sir one door
We go we go long fuck it just send it long full-send long
Okay, I'm gonna
get it up thanks
Can't be oh, yeah, can't be a mp. They all be there'll be
Ah, fuck I just I believe Ron I think he's saving I believe him
is he? No, don't believe him, don't believe him.
Well, he doesn't lie.
Where are the firearms at?
All right, just make sure I don't die.
We need our guns.
Stay somewhat. All right, come on, get out now. Run.
You don't live there.
Come on.
You are dead.
You are dead.
He's shuttles. He's shuttles. He's shuttles.
I'm shuttles. I'm done.
It's not here.
Where he is.
Yes, he is. Yes.
Yeah.
I got him.
I got him.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm not a fucking bitch.
That's full pushing to be. I
took a smoke and I smoked the
ground. Double flash as well.
They're gonna be just make it
last like it for like a cram
cracker came to life. What are
you saying? I can't. I can't.
Come on. I'm pushing with you
Let me go first. Let me go first.
Let me go first.
They are blind as shit. Just go.
Oh, shit.
Go to him. Go to him. Go to him.
He's on you. On you.
Oh, my God.
Yo, guys, guys, guys.
Who caught that out? Who caught that out? Who caught that out?
Who caught that out? Who caught that out?
Guys, guys.
I said let me go first so y'all can see.
When I went first, it was down.
But it smoked, though. We shouldn't have even ran out.
The guy was right next to us.
Nobody looked.
No, we can.
You should have went
Cross to be careful long a push well the two and every six of us
Flash long a careful long a push
I miss my flash. No, no, they're there. Trust. Okay. I saw
him. Lower. He's calling out. I'm going to flash mid over. Kill this slower guy. Kill
this slower guy. He's out. He's out. Nice. One minute. You're spawned. One more B. One
more B. Just hit it. Let's go.
I think we're good. I think we're good.
I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching with the tunnels.
Thanks. Yeah. Careful tunnels. Careful tunnels.
I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching.
Oh my god. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to.
33. Play tight. Play tight.
One more. Only one.
I
Don't let them get another one we gave them the false hope that they won they're all happy probably and then we just went from here
Alright, I'm gonna scout someone through me to you. I'll do it. Yeah, let me do it. Yeah
We go be bees empty, right?
It should be well open
No cd so far.
What's the deal?
I got you.
I got you.
Hey, guys, play tight.
We don't want to lose guns here.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, Jesus is dead.
This is a win.
One close, two close.
One close.
Two close, two close.
One door, one door, one door.
Bro, the time, of time.
I watched tons.
I was going to watch the window.
I watched the window.
I'll watch tons. I'm gonna watch window. I
Left to left
Then I hit him
Oh
The we blame it we have blame someone
Just play standard I think we just play a lady fall just good. Go go go fix. I'm flashing out bruce
That means you're going out long you just going out long
On God you just do not stop. They will be blind
blind. Blind as shit. And they are blind. Kill them all.
Blind B already. He's moving. Are they cat or they are A?
Hey, this is what we're gonna do. Oi! Oh, in the middle! Middle!
Heard that. I'm here. I'm on Woodrax. I'm on Woodrax.
He's going towards us. He's going towards us. I'm on his doors.
I
What do you mean wait, why would I wait?
I
You guys kill the one that just put up on you right there
I made it. I think you pushed. I think you made me lower lower lower lower lower
That hit him for sure. They're all times
I went I got one going
Another one lower all times
my gosh bro I'm shooting that straight bullshit
I got two I got two I got two two times
it's where the guy snagging at it
good Molly one push one push one one
pushing the spawn they're all in times
they're all in times trust no you
He's back spawn back spawn like I mean he's literally push out of backs one
It was so low by the way, you were right, but I thought my bullet would hit waste wait
I don't think we rush here I think I think we actually just play it slow. They they they when they get bored
They push trust me. They always over rotate
All right, just take a chill take a chill
I'm talking mom whoever wants a mom
One real thing. All right, well only one BSA
Are we gonna be what we did we're gonna be here?
I'm crying, I'm crying. On my left. He killed me right there, he killed me right there, he pushed through.
Nice, Striper. Tag mid, tag mid, tag mid. One in Tunt, two in Tuntz.
One of them on Nunn. This is what a guy ate in a snaggy again.
Marky, you just need to get to X now, on A.
On A, on A, on A, on A, on A, on A. Go towards mid, go towards mid to give him pressure.
Yeah, that way, go.
go okay where were they last seen tons I spoke baby they're gonna camp on like
weirdos access to go long actually needs to go long to give them no no I
I think we just pick up the ball and go in and go in.
Ah, on doors.
No, left side of the door.
Left side of the door.
I see him.
Nice try.
Fucking bitch.
I'm sorry.
I didn't see him.
I didn't see him.
I'm not a bad player.
Oh.
I'm not bad.
I'm not bad.
I'm not bad.
We didn't go.
Get down.
No, I played terrible.
That was a warm up.
Oh, shit.
Get GGs.
Get GGs.
Get GGs.
You got to solve that whole thing.
That's a warm up game.
That's a warm up game.
No, bro.
Please don't, bro.
I would really be honest.
Wait, restart.
restart restart restart
Jesse Jesse there's a command to change the map
You're fencing some bullshit fucking flu
No, we're opening the fucking terminal.
We're good.
One office.
No.
We're seeking time, bro.
We have to do it.
We have to do it.
We have to do it.
We have to do it.
I have to join it again.
No.
No, you should still be doing it.
You didn't leave the whole thing.
I got a lie.
I got a lie.
They couldn't get trained.
We could get one more.
No, I don't think we could do 7V7.
I don't think we could do 7V7.
Yes, we can.
Sorry.
It's already too many people, but I mean.
One more time. It's in the
Chat message it's not there anyone's it's got deleted
That's why come on this is why oh we see tiered I got one more
Don't leak it, bro, please
Yeah
Easy I can't go see
Why we got new we're playing new we're playing new
I swear to God you are so ugly right now. I'm looking at you. You're so ugly
You're idiots
Okay
Bruce you want to come back to Miami we have a hangout like the other that was fun that lot come on
Yeah, that's fine. We can we all do that again Bruce. Let's go court side again. Come on. It was fun
When you ball hop three seven once you brought along
Shit
You remember that Markey Swap team Markey Swap team
Yes
Yes
Come on guys, I think we should push right here push right up. I'm down. I'm down. We're missing bomb, but
Bomb. What you that?
Holy shit
Roll over here, bro. We're going to make this a big
Maybe
Yo one auger us, I mean
Oh
Roger's got like nine headsets on the road. Yeah
This guy's cool
Now
I think I'm gonna be like what is doing I've been doing that too. Yeah, I'm gonna be a little bit more
I've been in training a lot. Yeah, just like running out like
Oh, my god, stop being weird.
You have to.
You must.
I must wait a little bit for him.
Must.
Oh, I fell off.
He hasn't really watched that.
Watch the back in case it's linked.
I think he just opened.
I mean, I don't know why they're that funny.
That's so stupid.
Wow, he's just watching the door like a weirdo
All right, so let's play let's play
No, this map for CT sawed it this shit is CT sawed it like fuck
Why could we to play like mirage or something we're gonna play this shit
This is gonna be fun about once we kick-send it would you get a 40 second loss come on
Just believe don't don't don't lord him. I just said we've lost
Hi
Yeah, who's shooting me in the back of the head do we talk about it?
I guess bro, what 75
You got so lucky
Can we can we just please push like main be or wrong a
That lobby she is not working bro. Yeah, what I was gonna say
Well Bruce was not getting my gun back or whoever give me okay
No, you're not doing that against me, bro.
I smoked long, I smoked long, I smoked long.
Under me.
I smoked, I literally smoked long, so is that like an open, open run?
Go be, go be, go be, go be, go be.
Why?
We're going A.
Want me to have some over here?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Man, I'm going in.
A shit team?
I'm going to plant.
Bobby.
Holy shit. Good kill, Cuffman.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I got a friend.
I got a friend.
I'm here.
Okay guys these are eight easiest fuck we could abuse that how about we go in the lobby
we sit silent we silent every holds an angle you just chill do nothing wait for 30 seconds
they will push every walk walk walk all right I'm with you excuse me
watch for pushes everywhere even this way too don't step again
You start.
Hold that with your life though please, for the holdiness.
Wait a bitch.
Where are they?
They're behind the door.
Let me do a flash out here.
I'm hitting it, I'm hitting it.
I
That's crazy
Have it calm
I've been this room
Don't eat don't eat garage. I'm watching a lot. I'm watching a lot. I'm watching a lot. I'm watching a lot
No, I suck, bro.
I'm walking around in the street.
Oh, I'm walking around in the street.
Hey, we're first mark boys, we're first mark boys.
Fuck you, Jesus, bitch!
Why do we have fire?
Nobody's holding any of the minis.
I baited you, X, but I had to.
Yeah, I mean, that was like a mega bait.
I had to though, because we had Heaven calm
and like we had a guy on site, so I had to.
We had enough staff to hold that though.
That's fine.
Yeah, but I had to.
Yeah, but I had
I'm watching the outside for you guys
Thanks, bro. I'm gonna give you a perfect flash to me
And you're saying if they give me bomb now
I'm gonna watch right you're gonna like actually swing this right
Run run run
Here oh
Up by the door up by gate. That's good though. You gave me info
I
Got him
Where where
Oh, it's up top
One's having as well
But man
Here's all lame why would he hold the fucking right that a wrap to the right that a rafter is crazy
White niggas love calling out heaven
Yeah
Can we just smoke yeah, so the fact that we have dubs the fact that we go marky marky bottom fragging and making call-outs hold on
Nice I got bomb
One came squeaky came out squeaky. He's gonna be coming out garage
for sure
I'm trying to run to that corner.
Wait, where's he at?
Where's he at?
Damn!
Raptors.
Oh my god, I got it.
I don't got time.
Get the time.
Get the time.
Nice try.
Nice try.
Nice try.
Nice try.
Good, we good.
We good.
Oh, he's dodging some dumps.
He could have hit it.
Did you just watch for him?
This is a difficult game, but we could do it.
We could do it.
We could do it.
We could do it.
This is difficult game, but we can do it. It's a very hard map.
It's hard map if you don't know what's going on here because you just you'll end up just not
moving and shift walking and it's yeah. I think you're gonna be around.
Oh my fucking god, I'm actually getting outplayed by a fucking dog shit player. Fuck you
Yeah, we gotta have somebody watching flank every time
Fucking me, holy suck are you a farted dumbass? He doesn't chat room. There'd be chatting dead ass
Yeah, I think that's what they do
Real shit stop chatting
like what are you doing yeah he's been doing that he's just fucking crouched
crab walking on the fucking hut like a bitch ass I was out of that safe for
five seconds was just staring at me yeah I think I think we gotta stop pushing
How I and just no longer outside it guess we have a lot of just outside it we do get outside
How do we do fucking just outside to be
Let me smoke this cross
I
About we all do whatever we want outside the fucking heaven fuck it
Well, we're gonna double ops
We got to
I got flashbang for that smoke, I'm sorry.
Hey bro, I'm trying to chase him with the SMG bro, like really?
Oh my god, I've been here one time bro.
How did I miss this?
P90 Novus.
How did I miss this?
Shit's so annoying bro.
Oh, Fettin' on this?
No, fuck that.
be down too bad yeah use a shotgun just go lobby which is this thing in front of
us and just sit in there until I'm sure why do we keep going outside can we
stop like we did
Raptors the hut
They smoked bottom B
Nice sacks
Where anything
I'm a him with a three two. Oh you see them come from why don't you shoot?
Oh my god, it was two. What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Bro, no, he just made a baby, bro. I've seen it. It could walk out of the suite. He just
said weird.
Hey, it's just so bad, bro.
Yeah, I'm like, holy shit.
They're going to get by Leis.
Who invited this guy?
That's Ron's boy.
Yeah, but he got to see who gets the course of this.
They got a better team is more balanced, to be honest.
We are outperforming our team comp.
Let's be honest.
Bro, oh my god, bro.
What the hell did you say, yo?
the shit come on
Oh
Bro, oh, yeah
You don't have to be long the whole day you can shoot whatever you want
I'm ready for you to send me money ex QC. I'm ready for you to send me money ex
I'm ready for you to say on the ground XM. Oh my god
Red gold
I
Think they go ramp here
Well, you're kidding me man of me bro like it is just we're all getting fucked in the air
come to my 99 sailing partner
XQC out
A, looking like A
No, B, B, B, B, B
No, that's A
Oh
They're all there, they're all there
I knew it, we're baiting there
They're pushing, they're pushing, they're pushing
Okay, we have to keep an eye on them
How's he not dead, bro?
How's he not dead, bro?
You know what I should have done? I should have hit the oh I could have hit him with it. I gotta jump on ladder, jump off ladder behind him.
I mean, if we win this round, we could get a good economy.
B5, you got a 50k inventory and you got one more kill than me.
Jesus, yo, I need pressure.
I also have three less chains than you fat ass.
I'm tired of you.
Get your axe.
Get another one.
At this point.
They're outside.
They're outside.
I'm cooked.
Where is the shooting from?
I'm not coming back up on that smoke, nigga.
You got this up?
Nice shot.
Hey.
smoke niggas you got this up
Nice shot. Hey!
3 on 4
2 on top
Hey! This thing is just shooting the shooting game
This is so bad. Just kill them all
Okay. Pushing
I
Don't say let's just play for pigs though. Let's just play for pigs
You are so
I know bro, that's it is looking fucking potato game
Oh my
of
the
the
Wait a minute.
Jill, call him! No way!
You're not a slave to your dad.
They got four gods when they teeming, bro.
Literally, bro.
I got him.
He got the team.
The team.
Get the fuck up, get the fuck up.
The team is honestly uneven, bro.
bro we had me and a same score every fucking game wait what you got out last
my fucking cheese or bitch ass no I didn't and that's a big cheese don't
disrespect them all right so I'm not y'all I'm fine what are you on what are you on
what you have to be on hit me up whenever you want to be on next what
to be a manga I gotta make some money but I gotta go make some money
yeah let's get off see you know a manga for training come on
my Bruce yeah a manga will be harder than a half a month I wanted to buy
Bruce here we are we are here we are let's play the game I'm down for
the real one the real one the real one that's broke you know why is everyone leaving everyone
gotta say we're playing on this am I still welcome yeah everybody can play among us let's
play. No, I mean, I mean, kind of doesn't play among us, though.
Why are you saying he does? Yeah, he does. No, he doesn't anymore.
He's got a bad relationship with a mundus. We call it training ass because
they didn't give him his yachts. Pretty much. Yeah.
Well, I don't know. The bird.
Yo, Q, I dragged you real quick. Wait, we're doing brovers, bro on Sunday,
right? Sunday. When is that? So it's you texted me Sunday, the 12th, right?
Sunday the 12th. Yeah
What you mean we not go counting
He said ha ha ha ha ha
Oh, no, let me know if you guys playing Valorant CS or legal place. There's fuck Valorant
We didn't just stop late on place Valorant is fucking straight dog shit. We gotta play a mogus, but I will hate with that
We can play we can play so battle god, but wait, where does that Michael Myers game come out?
Like September
My guess let's go
I'm just gonna log in.
Mungus? Herb route?
How do I do it 3D?
My balls are super low.
Jesse, my balls are just...
3D or regular Mungus?
Your balls are itching right now?
Yeah.
Yo, do you guys want to do a Mungus 3D or a Mungus regular?
Regular regular regular regular.
I
Bro, I'm gonna say these like so much better
I'm already on and I'm locked up
Redid with OG1
Hey, how do you take this?
OG, OG, OG
Okay
So who knows that in life?
Chad, do you have a mic for me?
No, I do, no, I don't
What's up, you know, 100%
Who moved the land?
No, fuck no, I was prepared
That is the winner
Wait
Wait, it's about to be a UFC fight?
Wait, it's not gonna be a fight
I'm not on tomorrow, yeah
But it's some of the Tims up there
Oh, yeah, I'm not on tomorrow
I know you didn't mean it
It's the same thing
Why?
See a good-ass fight tomorrow
Got a card on her all the more I didn't read the room here
You still playing
Hell yeah
They said we come on a battle got to have more than eight people
That's the golf game we're gonna play it's pretty fire
No, not again, I'm making it.
Guys, Mark you fatigue, yes or no?
I'm getting Mark you fatigue.
Look at you, look at you, so weird, Aiden.
You just so close.
Shut up.
What does Mark you fatigue mean?
I'm going to make a lie.
They started a turn.
They started a turn, Bruce, when they're sick of me,
they call it Mark you fatigue.
No, I never got Mark you fatigue.
Yo, you passed that shit up on Jenny?
Or no?
No.
Not going to let you do crazy.
You're going to call him crazy.
No, I did him crazy.
He did you crazy, Mark.
How you did him crazy?
I can't say how he said it right now.
Damn.
All right.
Lobby code in the same, boys.
Is that it?
Oh, you already did it?
All right, back there.
Yes, sir.
This one's my first.
My Los?
If you want to join, I'm going to invite him.
No, that'd be sick.
If you also join, I'm going to invite him right now.
Chad, is this what I have for things usually or not?
Forget the burn.
I think he's going to start it.
Fuck.
Is this something that you usually put on?
Did those remove me?
Uh-oh.
No, you didn't get it.
Okay, I'm gonna say it, Marky.
This is his game, mate.
Oh, is that a lie?
No, what do you mean, Marky?
Tell them.
Mark Morales.
You're so weird.
Mark, you just, when you laugh, you're suddenly getting your feet.
You don't know too much.
What does that even mean?
They go ahead, they go ahead, they go ahead, we'll go full cam.
Yeah, but mission
Alright, make sure you guys close your chatter. It was all streams walking
The classic 2020 trainwrecks lobby
Holds check wait
And trainees to get mad. Oh
Thousand bro used to like hire people to watch people streams to make sure they're not cheating. No way
Yeah, yeah, people on payroll literally
Let's go to K-Soul.
All right, man.
Wait, I want me to get K-Soul here.
I think we're going to win.
Let's get him on.
Yo, what's your show on the code?
I think K-Soul on the playlist.
I guess.
He's your name?
I mean, boy, you got to change your name,
because if you're the imposter,
I can't say your name.
Cuffin, you're so hot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not changing my name.
Jesse, I'm not changing my name.
Yo, these names are crazy.
I'm not calling you this or that.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not calling you that or that.
I'm not calling you that or that.
Nope.
It's a dumb four.
You gotta do it before you gotta leave and then join the lobby again, and then it shows you
Markey
I think with it like or Leslie or Leslie
What the fuck guys what the fuck are these names Jesus Christ
Yeah, I could swap marky. Now you're good. You're good, bro. I'll take
Marky. How do you have a whole soup?
Yo, you said it's glowing.
How do I exit out of this little?
Are you in right here?
Bruce I think you can't you can't get rid of it. It's not gonna be good
All right close all streams though and chats like actually
All right chat bye
Yo, you know only only okay. Are my settings correct though or not? I'm trying to see value the quick settings or not
25 kill cooldown to imposters I think it's all correcto
you're not adding any of like that extra like engineer
well I okay I have him but I'll remove I just I don't know I think classic is
just classic okay let's do one classic first
you
Don't go in only because I don't sit open
I don't make it work for chat
I think orange, orange by itself. Orange blue by itself. Orange blue by itself, pink.
green.
Green blue.
Somebody's got 100%.
I'm going to make the call here and say somebody's in here.
Who spotted it?
Okay, it's blue.
We're gonna kill these guys blue.
Okay, dark blue killed them 100%.
100% yes, yes.
Why are you saying that to me?
Hold on, I got it.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm doing my color counts, right?
So I look at all the colors.
And then in my head, I had orange and green together, right?
I go to Cannes.
Actually, Jesse swapped with Jesus.
This sounds like you're lying.
Now it's blue and green together.
And as soon as the lights are on,
I say, somebody's dead, I'm gonna go check it.
Of course
You for a fact, it was in there.
I knew by the fact.
But Jesse said he didn't see Cheezer though.
Where's the body?
Okay, so it's Jesse and Cheezer in the game.
Where's the body?
No, actually, it's an admin.
Wait, no, no.
I don't think I want to go there.
So bad.
I'm just because you said that.
I want Cheezer.
Where is the body?
It's an admin, I said it.
It's an admin.
It's an admin.
Okay, it can't be.
It's funny.
It's funny.
It's so automatically me because XQC says it.
He should have sawed seeing something if it's not him
Wait a minute hold on
Jesus was on the fucking meter. I don't think it could have been him
Wait, I think it was on the meter
Yeah, brown. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Okay, just running.
Okay.
I just saw Jesse I just saw Jesse was running to the task
You can
Snagging is awesome the killer could have hopped in a hole. Yes or no. Yes or no. No, no
Could a killer hopped in a hole yes or no not not from that not from there
Yeah, it's a hole right there and I was going up with y'all. I was mean y'all up
What are you talking about you guys?
Okay
The platform
I can't I can't I can't
but you can look at the body if it's the little you I'm not gonna look at it
right look at my face in the cause of my face right this is me playing the game
normally yeah now watch what happens when I have always open look look look
Look, look, look, because OBS open,
red would be mirroring on OBS.
My face goes red.
Now come back to the other round then.
I called it the body's in the game.
It's brown.
Please stop trolling the game.
It's just brown.
Let's talk, let's talk, let's call it.
Where'd you see that?
The body's in the lake spawn, so the right of spawn.
whatever is attached to the rest of the building though.
Wait, who's Adolf?
So I know.
Me, me, me, me.
Okay, okay.
I gotta be swear.
I was ready to keep it going.
The only people, the only people I saw this round
were Aiden and Bruce.
And then I walked away because the thing got called.
Because I just think I called and yeah.
I was with X trying to get the key up.
Hold on, ladies, hold on, ladies.
No one person you saw was who?
I was Aiden and Bruce.
And then I ran up to the reactor and I didn't see Aiden
and I came back to where I started and when Bruce
the first killer.
How did you break up with Bruce?
How did you break up with Bruce?
Guys, it's a shaking call.
The killer's on the phone.
It's the end.
I could have killed me.
You could have killed me.
We didn't kill you.
We didn't vote for George last round.
We didn't vote for him.
Just him.
It's just him.
It's better.
It's better.
It's better.
It's better.
It's better.
Who is it?
I told you.
I was with Marky when you saw him.
It's Marky.
It's Marky.
It's George.
It's Marky and Swagger.
OK.
It's Marky and Swagger.
Trust me, bro.
Please.
Yeah, George. Yeah, George.
Yeah, George.
I got what was not coming.
We can't play the game.
Yo, she's going to 25.
Wait, so you are the imposter?
Look,
We have to fucking
We have to fucking
We have to fucking
We have to fucking
We have to fucking
both my eyes on my entire body and soul,
swipe me down the line.
I'm a drunk.
Brother, I can show you guys the exact time
that both of you made a mistake that made you an officer.
Both to the vault.
So go beat that B.I. agent in, Mr. Furtass.
Damn man, it's B.I. agent in, nigga, shit.
Oh, nigga, don't be a fucking B.I. agent in, nigga, shit.
Man, if I wasn't, I'd be at your house tomorrow, bitch.
Yes.
Yo.
You are shaziny, don't be mad at me.
I just want you guys to know, I literally watched Kuffham kill him, and you guys voted because Bruce said it was me.
By the way, you're really eating, you're really eating.
How are you still eating? You ready to eat some CS?
Oh my god!
Change the map!
I'm holding the bomb, I'm taking the map!
Change the map!
Ah, now we can reset, we can reset, now we can reset, we can reset.
Ah, you can't get me?
You can get me?
You can't get me?
You're here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
First fish?
Yeah.
You're right.
Ah, let's go scale.
Also, why'd you blame me and say I was the killer?
All I did was ask for the body.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Because I gave you precise information,
And you're the only one that we try to straight a dialogue apart and that's usually super
The body was exactly
My god, if you're imposter kill Aiden the SCC trust turn off chats turn off streams lock in all right, send the code, please
Again, well then back out back out
You're so stupid
It's tough them I just watch couple kill him
It's literally couple
Yeah, same problem.
What emo is that, bro?
Bro, why does Shnag have an emo to breathe?
Bro, Shnag.
You ripped that plunger off your head, bro.
What you mean?
You actually know that.
The plunger is drip, bro.
It's gonna look like it's going to be.
Do us, do us.
Down, bottom, left, you see this?
Jesse, how do you stick drift?
No.
You actually need 45 minutes to determine tonight, right?
as a stress attack in the game.
Well, it's showing up.
Snake, you still got him left?
Bob, what's left?
Bruce.
Bruce.
Yeah.
Bruce.
Oh, yeah, go ahead and do this.
Look at this.
Oh, man, get it now.
No, no, no, no.
Hey, Bruce, are you going to Coachella?
What the fuck I look like, bro?
No.
You going to Coachella?
Where is it?
No, it's in the middle of California somewhere.
You probably are you rattled, Bruce.
You don't want to run into KC3 again.
Oh, no.
I'm gonna get his dick out.
My god.
Get his dick out of my house, dude.
All right.
There's audio.
I'm gonna get his dick out.
I'm gonna get his dick out.
I'm gonna get his dick out.
I'm gonna get his dick out.
There's audio.
Red, red, gray, red, gray.
Red, gray.
great great orange orange okay so what am I gonna do here red red's my guy
74 months holy shit
I think it's a pink. Pink, pink, white, gray.
All right. I didn't say this body just died like baby.
I'm done. I'm done. I ain't gonna lie. I think it's
because I've just seen come from. Okay. I just said I just
I
Could clear a doffo and lace
I could clear aiding
What what's called a cuff him die and Brady?
How can you clear anything when he's just
You're not gonna do that game let me talk money
And then as soon as I walk past them this shit the alert pop up and you suffer for it bro you killed myself for it
Thanks, okay. I'm going you
Yo, X you see a snake
She was moving crazy
When I die remember remember you're not dead yet. You're not dead yet. Yeah, I'm delinquent
There's two bodies there's two bodies and I was with Jesus with most of the round and there's two bodies
I didn't see you what the fuck liar
Give me out give me out give me out
We'll see
How they may I don't they made a biggest like I still waited a little bit to
Guys guys it's either that's or they knew Aiden Kelvin
It's either that or the new Aiden Kelvin like I see a body somebody was gonna go to it
They that was I made the exact right play is the lucky that they just saw him like years of running
He would have a one-hours in the voting.
Yo, it's Snigger, it's Snigger, it's Snigger, he paid like, it's like.
Nah, I'm with that, I'm with that, I'm with that, you know what I mean?
Nah, I'm with that, you know what I mean?
Nah, you got a hand, uh, Bruce, you got a hand.
I just saw the dude, he had a hand.
What's up?
Ain't no way.
Ain't no way.
Oh, he killed somebody right next to me, bro.
I didn't kill anybody.
That's what you're doing.
Nah, I don't do that.
What's he got?
What's he got?
What's he got?
You literally just killed somebody next to me.
No, I'm not even surprised.
I'm not surprised by my monkey fat ass.
He had five of the dick rodder.
The A's and the cheese are not even in the house.
I said, look, you fucking man.
You're fucking nuts, bitch.
Move, move, move.
You don't have a routine.
You wake up in a million dollar mansion and smoke
wheeling gamble.
It's all good.
It's all good, man.
Y'all niggas just lost the game.
That was crazy.
We didn't win this.
Not everyone
Let's say we came here
This is so dumb, chat this in new lobbies, this kills pretty often, believe it or not.
This, I at least add one 8-in-3 kill for sure.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do.
What mark?
Okay, no.
What?
What?
I thought somebody might have died and I was like, I'm gonna take this.
No.
No.
Yeah.
Get you a little quick.
I I called the emergency because I thought someone might have died because it took way too long to get to that reactor
The only person can you guys see anybody?
I was in reactor with you I was literally
I mean market and do she nobody
The only one I really trust and I was pretty good pretty good. I haven't just wanted too much
I barely see I might be so sure whoever you say it is. I'm with you. I don't want to put anyone up
I called it cuz I thought somebody might have died like
No, I don't want it's not that I want to talk I just know for a fact that it's not Brady goo
I thought someone died brother. I ran and called it
It took way too long to get to that reactor.
What did you mark you just saying?
Lard ass.
Fuck you, Beaver.
Jack, Jack, the reality is, is this, is I forgot what I was going to say and let me stall for a couple of things.
Why I regained consciousness.
Hold on.
I was
For God fuck
I did my political final I did the political final I I did find
So the lights, this is just bad.
Okay, that's a very good lockup because it creates more time so that the body will be
found later on.
But these things get about for each other though, which is really bad for them.
Alright, I just found Brady Goon lights. I was looking at what they were pointing at the body.
Brady was the only person I could vouch for.
I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah, I could be.
Alright, Cheezer, I ain't gonna lie bro.
I ain't gonna lie bro.
Cheezer, who do you think it is?
Oh yeah, it does.
It is.
I would choose her.
Oh
Bruce you just called this would you just would you want to call and say I will say I saw Bruce come over that direction
But I don't want to say it's Bruce, but I'm saying
Marky Marky. Why did you mark you you accuse last one? Why did you accuse last one?
What I didn't choose
Markey because Markey called the last one Markey called the last one. No I called the emergency meeting because it took you as I
seen only what I've seen was Caesar when Lys turned off he didn't go and do lights he was hotter than a runner.
Wait, Caesar didn't do his task.
I've been here since I was in his team and he's been aiding, hopping on anybody he said it's Markey, he said it's me.
I'm doing tasks, retard, follow me this round.
see a snaggy call it was one of those two so who do we vote Markey no I think
I think we are we all skip I think we got one of the impositives as you see
a snaggy you know what it is
I'll do my task and you do yours deal.
No, you should have told him.
Okay, well, come on.
I call the lights.
And I called you.
Good. Good. Good.
And then I'll do do tasks, do tasks, do tasks.
Yeah, I knew it you're gonna stall
It's she's her it's she's her it's she's her
Bruce I swear Bruce Bruce I promise you Bruce I followed him I did my task I followed him didn't do his task Bruce
I would never lie about that
Why do you do your tasks? Why do you do your tasks?
Why do you do it bro?
I did it!
I didn't mind why didn't you do yours?
You did not do yours!
You didn't do yours bro!
Gas sprues!
I promise you!
Where was the task?
Where was the task?
I'll give you a chance!
The room on Bumpcams!
I called him the whole time!
He killed Adolf and instilled himself!
I did it!
I was right by cans
We can do this what task did you do Caesar?
Marky I do the one where you pull the lever down you pull the lever down
Marky bowl we feel bro, I'm not gonna say who I voted
Yo, I'll help you.
Marky, Marky, just so I know you're good at this.
You don't know Marky.
You don't know Marky.
He just said he didn't do a task.
He just asked him again, Marky,
because I didn't have time.
You killed him and he's still in the corner.
Why not?
The round was two minutes.
Why do you do one task?
Why not?
Because, yo, are you retarded?
Because you killed a guy and so far,
you're retarded?
Okay.
Well, you guys vote for who you want.
I'm voting for Aiden.
I mean, I know it's Aiden.
I know it's Aiden.
I literally know it's him.
I think he's out.
He's out to do something.
No, this is the game on the line, guys, please.
It really is.
He didn't do his task.
Yeah, he did do his task.
Marky, Marky, he didn't do the task.
No, if he skips, he wins it.
Give him a game where his task was before he has not been doing tasks.
I go, I've been doing tasks the whole game, I've been doing tasks the whole game.
I was the one who was gonna kill me, I could've killed Bruce.
Yeah, okay.
It was a man, it was a.
There's no way to put it, y'all dead ass, y'all.
I can't wait to boss up on y'all, y'all.
Oh my god.
It is, go check, bro.
It's like you guys are retarded.
All right, walk, Jesus.
Just stay in your shoes, there, watch.
Stay in your shoes, there, watch, please.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you guys never do all that.
I didn't carry, do you ask?
We have money.
I don't know what's going on.
Jesus.
I'm not even lying.
This is somebody held back.
You're not doing your task.
Bro, I just saw you kill him.
I just saw you kill him.
Why'd you kill him?
Teaser, I just saw you kill him.
I smile and did it.
You guys fucking.
Bro, Teaser, I just saw you kill him.
He has self-reported three times.
He's the only one who's reported.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce.
I followed Teaser again with Markey,
and he killed Markey.
I called it.
Look, I called it.
Why do you think I was able to call it?
Is that not sauce?
Like, are we like retarded?
Bro, you've ordered the last couple of days, bro.
The guy Bruce. Oh, you think I was remember when we were alone, bro.
And I didn't kill you. You didn't kill me. Remember that?
Yeah, that was that light. That was the first round. That was the first round.
And she's that you did not do your task. Bruce said it.
You did your task. And you were me. You did.
You were Marthy. It always comes to life. Go ahead. Exactly.
I'm just be quiet. Thank you. Bruce is. Oh, you think, bro.
Just Bruce. Remember, I did not do voting.
I'm voting. He didn't vote. He's the last five reports.
I'm telling you right now, Bruce, he did not do his half at you.
Because you're killing people and reporting. Stop saying that.
All right, Bruce, Bruce, what do you think?
Bro, I'm telling you right now, you just vividly saw
Jesus with you, not do his task.
Exactly.
I didn't kill him.
The first time I saw him.
You don't do your tasks.
That's why Kuffman said do your tasks.
Kuffman said you don't do your fucking task.
Damn, somebody's pressed for some reason.
I wonder why it sounds like guilty.
Because I hate that you're lying about it.
I hate that you're lying about it.
You're getting this far lying.
Listen, literally just follow your heart, Bruce.
Just follow your heart.
It's almost like the heart never lies.
Is it that guy who was following him?
I don't know, bro.
Get the fuck out of my lobby if you lost, right?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
It's so dumb.
Hey!
You scared the biggest dick rider of all time, Mark.
You're the biggest dick rider of all time, Mark.
You're the biggest dick rider of all time, Mark.
I bet you're so glad I killed you, Mark.
He was so mad.
He was so mad.
He was so mad.
You cheated right there.
You do the live shit.
I got you so good.
You lost in the first round.
God, shit, bitch.
How am I a dick writer?
So that ain't because you vote
We are
Speaking of you need to hear me
I voted execution
Marky get out of that dick
Get out of that dick
That shit
Stop fumbling
You better slap him
I thought you was going to vote for Cheezer
You and dick right now
I thought you was going to vote for Cheezer
Right on
I thought you was voting Cheezer
I voted Cheezer
I voted Cheezer
Oh my
If I had any call both killers on the first round
They would have never called me out
on any of this shit
That I never referred to
I don't even put what I mean
I literally looked down
The timing was so good
Even if it is so important I had a margin of at least five seconds
Which doesn't mean that I saw the killer it is absolutely plausible and it's bro. That's just about it
Be different people around a nigga
Don't talk to me, bro
uh the kills are just going to rush me down pretty much
uh let's see
brown solo pink blue down
brown solo pink blue down nope brown is cooked brown is cooked
yeah
geez
I
So mad
Called it Bruce then I was watching I get nothing body body dead on camera. It was Bruce D. Me Bruce D. Me
Why didn't she do the card swipe thing
I
But why didn't she go back into the card swipe why'd you just leave after download?
I want to do another task. Oh, yeah, but it's right, but it's
I just said what I was doing though that's literally what I was doing. I didn't kill the dude.
No, why didn't you swipe it though? Why didn't you swipe it?
No, I guess that's not what it is. I'm gonna swipe my hand if it's between my ass cheeks.
I'm gonna spit it across your fucking nose. I didn't kill this nigga, bro. I reported the
the body. Whoever was in
that's a pop and air. I ain't
the smartest thing in the lobby.
I ain't a lot. I ain't a lot.
You didn't think about it first.
That's what I always say.
So Jesse or if any of these guys
had more than three and a half IQ,
they would have seen who went left
first like I do the color counter.
Either the color count, only three
players went left and one went down
anybody has it one the single brain cell and it's the easiest fucking report of
all time literally I mean it's just it's a new bloody sure I'm just saying he
didn't do the common tasks which is weird yeah everybody has that task where
Is it it's inside you go eight?
I'm only talking to jab at the problems in the reasoning right when the other lobby
It was clearly because I won the first round that there's just so mad at like like you it's hard to play pause in the lobby
But you do good as a true mate it is what it is like it bro. It's it's just what it is. It's what it is
It's not the games play it
Also, nobody nobody has a fucking zero fucking skill not looking at the fucking weather who goes where?
Come on, bro
Imagine writing for people who ruin the lobby because they're mad they lost the other round.
Like it threatens the existence of the entire lobby.
I don't know why they're playing.
I
The punch get into the player I mean because they'd be like this
What do you think you have any sort if you have an angel of deduction then you do what the fucking cheat dog shit fucking instant like come on
Bruh, that's got yo, bro. Yo, it's Brady is Brady
Oh
What you walked out though you
Um, um, so when you do it in a lobby like this, let me explain if you want to win.
You go with the, you do color count and then you go to the stack.
Color count, go to the stack, color, and then you win, you win by round three.
Three round, three, three, three calls, it's in select.
There you go.
Chatting, excuse me, more.
Color count, go to the stack.
I
Why would they kill green when he's the most sus of all
It's a
Why do you think it's me?
Look, so me you Bruce and Lays where we're in the room. You know wasn't in the room
Cuff him and Aiden so it's a little Aiden and I think the other one's
Lays explain why you think it's market sweater sweater wait Lays explain
I just saw Bruce and Markey and then the lights went off and they came back
It's obviously Marky.
It's Marky.
It's Marky.
It's Marky.
It's Marky.
If there's no air, there's Marky.
No trouble.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you have oh.
I really hope that window's right there, bro.
So, glow, glow, glow, glow, glow, glow, glow.
You're such a piece of shit.
Yeah, come kill me.
I literally know it's you.
I was talking about, but can't fucking fuck your mom!
I can't fuck your mom!
I'm a bitch!
I slotted you down!
I slotted you the first round!
Bye bye!
I had any law going for me.
I put my knee on your neck!
I put my knee on your neck!
You're gonna have to load me out this week, dude.
That's why you...
You're gonna have to load me out this week, dude.
That's why you...
You're gonna have to load me out this week, dude.
That's why you...
That's why that's why I killed you first, bitch!
I don't know, Laze.
I don't know why you couldn't just notice that me, you sweater, and Bruce were in the
like the it's over yeah yeah I didn't see sweater
you lost
I feel like Dexter Morgan, Gaysda
too fat to be Dexter Morgan
okay color count and stack color
count and stack I'm all just a sports
Markey by myself Markey nope I'm back
brown brown is by itself I don't want to blame him because he just killed me but
Blue pink blue pink pink red marquis blue pink pink red marquis
Oh
I
Was
She literally just ran from that body
No, it's by it's by the bottom right XCC just left the game. That's fun
It's my bottom. It's my bottom.
It's possible Lays because I just saw Lays.
It's literally bottom of Lays.
Mark Markey, it sounded like a self-report.
Not an X.
Why does no one have that?
It was literally bottom right.
No, it was bottom right and Lays and she just ran over the body.
I was out there playing.
I was out there playing.
I'm
I'm trying to hear your voice.
I'm trying to hear your voice.
I'm voting Mark because I see a crumb on the body.
I'm trying to hear your voice.
Chad, I could never talk.
Am I still in mute?
What happened? I couldn't see anything.
Jesus Christ.
I don't see it.
You guys, ever, like I haven't been able to talk in forever.
Next.
Until I'm quite, I was muted for that for like a long ass time.
I don't know when I was when I muted.
I'm a challenger with a battlefront lookie. The game is actually fun. I enjoyed my fun
Okay, hopefully it doesn't crash though
It's getting a good lobby gonna like an aggro try on a lobby
Wait, you could better human and go on a stalker really? Oh God
Did that bite my gamer?
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
I'll just go to the group.
talk it's bugged yo yo yo I died again I cannot speak yo you're
curly muted it I think newt is the trickerly muted the bleeding out of
your anews every month I have a heavy flow this month
Fuck.
Hey, where's that? Yo?
Yo.
Hey, where's that? Hey, where's that? Let me just fix this.
Do you want to log in?
Sounds like shit. Yeah, I'm lonely.
Yeah, I mean that was fun.
Hey, what was fun?
I didn't even get to play the game though, unfortunately. I died every game.
Yes, same. By the way, is that like bad?
it was for a second okay is that it yeah yeah yeah yeah I get to play one
round so does that
I have a confession I'm just gonna say
ooh what kind of look at it where did you get two cheeseburgers maybe I'm frying a
dinecook holy chatter chat angel rebellion Republican oh you just play
any fuck it let's see what kind of look at it
I just didn't want to it was like a place I get but honestly it's just not
Yeah, I actually had fun. I don't want to make it a bit of sweet.
Guys, I just want to do an exit. Boom.
Without the vibes. If the game says all girls, I'm leaving first.
The vibes go down. The vibes go down.
You all get by the way guys, I'm leaving and they're going to restart leaving.
Hey, I mean I left when I died.
Bro, you are not the blue guy. People don't leave because you leave.
Okay, it's great. When you show up, everybody leaves, you're like the anti-slay guy.
Who the fuck is on with you?
Wait, seriously? You're going to fight the Republic without me?
Yeah, join us.
I didn't even know that you were here this whole time. You should have hungers.
Yeah, why did you have to have us?
Ah, just because Jesse's like, just Jesse's already there.
Huh?
Huh?
Man, fuck you, dude!
He's too good at the game, so...
That's actually good, I had an interview with anybody in a couple minutes.
And I should tell them to go take a group.
Do you love the game?
Do you love the game?
Yeah, next time I'll do it, mongers.
Do you love the game?
Do you still love the game?
I see.
The one guest...
...these days, it's so good at the game.
It's not really a statement.
Dude, I couldn't even try to be good at the game. I just died at the end of the time.
And the one time I got to play, X calls me the imposter.
Like, I just was trying to know where the body was because I had info.
Cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, see, can see.
Good! Man, these are really bad. I'll do a very, very new lobby.
But there's a mini map in this game.
What, you didn't know?
No!
I never looked down there.
Just fucking roll your trap, bub.
I love this game!
B, B, B, B, B!
right side right side right side yeah cap cap cap cap cap
no it's a good lobby
Left side, left side, left side, bot, bot!
Fank!
No, we're rolling hard enough.
See, like, our lovers are front until all the tryhards join them,
because they're gonna fight by the way, they're gonna burn up the site.
C's gonna get to the bottom, we need to go C first.
We're gonna push them to B to C if I were to pick a wild gizm for them.
Yes.
Oh, wow.
There's anybody.
They had a combat.
Good, good, good. See you again, desert? Again?
Stupid sunglasses, so annoying.
Yeah, right there.
You guys have been fighting, right?
I'm glad you crashed my game just crashes a lot I don't know why and I googled it and it was no fixes
I mean it's one of those games that like they don't patch it on this way. I'm glad you break your arm Jesse
I don't care that you broke elbow
I should have four health points that yeah, I got five different way and it doesn't matter because
Oh, no, it's
Okay, let me have some snakes.
I have HDR off on my monitor.
I have HDR off on my computer.
I have HDR off on my video.
I don't know when I open up this game.
My monitor probably comes up with some CDPRs on it.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't get it.
if I have auto-HDR off
I'm at 1 gate over here
Yo, I did so good
I mean, yeah, you need that for a permanent HP, but I'll do that because of that, so it's fine
You ordered your tunnels?
Oh, please, I'm sorry
No, I'm not jealous of my cracker prowl
Oh, that's so nice, yeah, sometimes I distract him
That's okay once in a while.
I like ordering the kids chips, cheeseburgers, but order like five of them.
Aw, that's nice, yeah.
Well, what if you get like a...
Like, how do you make sure your shit's like fresh?
What if we shut the fuck up?
I'm just kidding.
I
Think I had what she said was to kill I forgot I want to say anymore fuck you
You're talking about food
How do you get a stretch though
how it's going to run it is great
it's going to catch up
I mean so it's like it is with this
sometimes surprise or good
well my McDonald's is high-percent
even though there's a lot of people going to that one
so take a look at that
you've got to be there, yeah you don't order it
you've got to be able to McDonald's
I love it when it's fresh. I hate it when you see it in the private baskets game for a while. I love it when you just see the fries
I
Can I have a quarter of two fries please insert one? Thank you
Never see them put the salt in like so much salt
Like it looks like so much salt
He's happy about japan
I'm like the pink Himalayas.
There's my last name from the 11A, so it's Japanese, so.
Yeah, bro, can you-
Is there any Himalayas in Japan?
You invite me, like what am I even doing? I'm just stuck in a toilet.
I invited you, man.
You're in the groove, man.
It's good to know you. You want to go to the menu?
Yes.
Okay, how do I um...
Or where's the Himalayas at?
It's uh...
Isn't that the uh... Alatheap?
Oh
The Himalayas the power and it's a it's a limited it was like a limited area
It was like a river or something cool like a late late lobby. It was a late all that
Which we leave the lobby I left
Well, I'm in now so
It's my birth
Thanks for seven years
Literally it brother it even does this to me off-stream it does it like six times in a row
It's like yeah, we're playing full-on is it so we're done
Just don't have out to close all your shit remove. I don't on God. I don't I leave you at EA open
It's just this game fucking it's got a bug
I'm gonna try I'm gonna try I will keep trying forever, but I'm oh yo we respect that holy
Chad holy a man that doesn't quit like me like me I've reinstalled I've prepared yep
There it is. HDR on on my monitor again.
Thank you.
My collections.
Chat, where is my commando?
I'm here.
Chat, where's my commando at?
Right here.
Over here.
Show us my commando at.
Ready to move.
Turn off overlaying.
I'll let you have an overlay on you.
I'll try that and force.
Acknowledge, acknowledge, over here, ready to move.
This is it.
Why does it always seem like really like bright this game?
That is it, yeah.
Turned off overlay.
Now, now turn on, underlay, underlay.
I can't help that.
Sometimes I'll make jokes in the shower and I'll laugh at myself.
and then I think, oh, I wish I was streaming that
in the shower.
That does happen.
Jack, what else do I put?
Extra weapons.
Someone took a look in the mirror.
I don't even know what that means.
All right, I'm going to try to join you here.
OK, I have a good command to load on.
Two.
Yes.
Can you try playing some work hunt?
This game or yeah, um, no
It's okay, I don't know what you like it so much
Here come watches big loot
I really like you
I don't have the overlay anymore. So now I don't how do I join you?
top left you go to the plus one and I'm clicking you but I can't join by the
profile maybe invite me sure that you are signed into origin in online mode
hey no maybe you just went offline like that on origin no I see it on origin though
yeah I see you as well maybe maybe either group when you invite me oh I can
Yeah, let me read you.
Where's the buster?
Oh, I have to accept the inhibition.
That's what I have to accept.
I don't know, but I invited.
Shift of 1?
Chat?
On EA
Maybe I can accept you to do that invite me again. You just shit your pants. Yeah
Fuck
To say the word Ingleburys
So this EA just doesn't want people to play their games
games. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't have to just want to.
Oh, just apparently you're bugged. No, no, oh, oh, me or somebody game.
No, dude, it's probably me. Just play your game. You're good.
Oh, once you're in a game, you can join. Okay. Okay. Great. Great.
Can anyone love you? I invite you. Let's get into a game and then he joins up.
It's all cool with me.
Chad, will you be able to join off of that?
Boom.
That's it.
Maybe you can queue all of it with us.
Just like a queue up as well, if I can.
Wait.
Well, I can.
Why don't I make Labe?
You can't not make Labe.
Why don't I make love a they cannot make love you it's it's it's it's an instant service
Okay, let's hit me with a 321 then
Clanker or you walk it was more on I
Like I like the clickers. I always thought that the the droid butts with the long nose or cool
I had him in Legos and shit. Hey, hey, hey, we joined you. You joined me. No, what does a fake story?
Just don't tell us
And now we invite you as such oh my home planet I grew up
No, yeah, I could join go go go go go clicking it. I'm in queue
Just play a person please. Well, it's a place either one
Yes, it's position a key one. Yo, you're gonna know you're gonna upset. Yeah, I'll wait
Guess I believe please. I'll actually give you something nice. Okay. Thank you
Like don't be like a long time. I'm sorry. I'm not leaving me. You know, it's someone left someone left. Really?
Yeah, are you in on the clank up?
22nds left clanker. Yo, nice
I feel like the S5 is the best gun on this guy.
It fucking taps.
How?
That was awesome.
Yeah, they give a lot of points.
Another person on E2, easy.
Come on, come on, come on. Go see, go see, go see.
Yeah, they know the lineups, they know the lineups.
Yeah, I got it again.
Did we just get fucking clapped?
Yeah.
I had to look for an agent.
I'll sit right, man.
I think I think I think it's good.
I think it's good.
Who's shooting me?
Stop being rude.
I'm sorry that I'm really bad on that.
People that stay far away are just great.
I mean, so let's hope that I destroy this pool.
This is here to aid us.
It could go B.
I think there's a cheater on our team that saw like a guy next to me just killing 5 people
I don't think they should be moving close.
I'm dead to a bot.
Screw it.
And he didn't know my ammo to get all the better.
I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you.
Oh, hero, really?
That's enough, really, actually.
Oh, brother, I was like fucking six fights on the hero.
That's terrible.
I'll just play Rocket here on, uh, let's see.
Oh, man, I'm back to so fucking fast.
I need to watch a set for you.
Oh man, I'm meant to fucking know that I'm so annoyed, I'm, oh my, oh my, whenever he's
found out the worst is what happens with your face, bitch.
I'm gonna play thank you man.
Jedis are always in cocksack and always will be cocksack.
Jedis are just not.
I mean, you're a bitch-ass!
I should not go middle, but I'm gonna go middle because I don't care.
Alright.
I'm playing middle.
Okay, E is the big bombs, F is the rapid fire.
Ah, the missiles!
I don't know anybody.
What the fuck was that?
No, you must be...
Ah, did I mean only...
I mean...
Thank you.
What the fuck am I doing?
Wait, I'm fucking awesome!
I could have had a hero if I had 4k points, I would have had 250 points.
Dead again.
And they're gonna use again.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm going to treat the fuck out.
Jack!
Hey, heal the snapper, Lee!
We're done though!
I'm out of ammo, I'm just gonna camp it, fuck it.
I haven't been faster though, so no shot, right?
I'm still a bit faster, sure.
Guys, here's an Eft, are you also going to be able to learn that?
If we have, um, maybe a dark mole and here's previous.
Is he low or is he low?
Yeah, he's doku better.
Where are her zeros at?
Just die!
I hate this game so much. People are so fucking annoying.
I mean...
Okay, well I guess I'm just gonna go play with...
Officer. Lovely.
I haven't seen anybody in a long time.
I
Sorry
Do that dude it is a lot exactly like what I mean
Let me keep back it.
If I find who's playing hero and not playing the game, I'm going to lose my shit.
I guess not that close now.
I guess not that one's now.
Lacha are you seeing this?
Let me be a hero.
I'm trying to.
Yeah it's him. Look at him, he's a dog mode guy.
Literally hiding on C.
Actually
Go be as in the bottle
The hero will not shit what are they taking
I'm getting a little bit of a buster right now.
Which HD arrows are?
Well, you're dog shit.
Nah, nah, we need to probably just get a beam maybe here.
I'm just selling the bag a little bit.
I'm half the game trying to get the hero like AFK in the minion.
I wish you solo killed him.
Yeah you can do that.
If you have a let's say assault and you shotgun would be.
Now she's in the profile of the sword.
Oh, that's our planer.
Oh, yeah! And, um, the purple guy?
Uh, like...
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Yeah, he's incredibly good at that.
That's what I'm thinking.
Can't see, can't see.
What a bitch, whether we are wrong or not, we're cooking these fools.
I
Can be so that I
If you're not wanting a basic class I try to help some people go like it and then to get in like later on
Let me do greedy, but yeah
I'm stuck in a hole.
I'm stuck in a hole.
At the fields where there's green lights.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Help the boys, help the boys.
We should not get in there, we should not get in there.
Good good good in
I did we just rolled up we have five more needs is all just rolled up
Did they just die? Oh my god?
But we have five people right there
Do you spam space when you do it?
Nah, we have to go over the vertical here as well.
Yeah, but once you hit the here, do you spam space or double click the here?
I double click in space yet.
Once on board the republic ship, you will find and find and identify strategic targets for your attack.
Nope, I didn't I live in what my thoughts never gone before I even saw the screen
I pushed through
Yeah, just typing it's actually so then
The first one, the first one I killed was usually a thousand tests, so I'm gonna wait for it.
Alright, let me go snipe this.
You guys would have so much fun playing finals!
On your head!
I know!
I
I'll work cooking this video.
Oh yeah, I didn't see it in a little bit.
We were like way way way way way way way.
Remember you roll all the way the end of way faster than the others.
I should probably be responding in the end.
Behind us, behind us!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Nobody get us, just go for it, go for it, go for it!
Oh fuck I died.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I
Actually had it though
I'm still dead, I hear.
I'm not getting a map of an argyle.
Alright, well, none of that anymore.
Alright, well, I have to actually push it with the team.
hold on I need to do view abilities no view cards this guy's just camping a hero
He's not even playing
That's better right Jack ready
Man souls talking and knowing also maybe some trio sim racing
probably not that I'm trying to go in with a minute
alright we're gonna come at it again
we're gonna go back a little bit
good, very nice
go for it
Watch out, oh my god, yeah, left side, they're always down the hallway.
We can't let them, he's running, there's fucking dog shit.
Nice, I rushed fast.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, so many points. This is insane. Jesse. How's that wrap?
I don't order a fit like this, like, ever.
You have the last 50 years.
No, that's past, like, five months or so.
Wait for me, I need a point. We're gonna need a point soon.
Oh, I just, I think I just hit maximum on the points.
2.5k points off the river and then I just got fucking absolutely smoked on it.
I don't want to lose E right?
I hate to push by side of E and then go to C. If you have to, you can just go low ground.
I don't think I was playing this over there.
snipers every one
up inside, up inside, up inside
guys we need to push those for the suckers
we can't, oh man, cause they respawn
fuck
I didn't get barbed with the sauce
nice fun, I didn't know where that was
that was really bad, I didn't get respawn
we got to order, they didn't give it to you
they didn't give it to me man actually McDonald's and ask them like why they
didn't give me
and get another hit you've done that before cordon
well and what you say
I just say I ordered this for a reason often you guys forget this sauce or
and they fix it
this was money for my kids dinner
he said he just wanted to eat
he wants to watch the boys play with cunt
no no man
you want cunt I don't need to play that little game
you got some guy that loses his kids
but he makes it next time
yeah he doesn't get refunded
cause he's paid
I
About like then actually fulfilling the order publicly
It's feedback for the restaurant though not for me
Feedback for but so those restaurants
They do not care.
They do not care about you.
I am your hero.
Without me, you're your fucking fat named dog.
You're that sauce you fucking bitch.
People like me save your meal.
I fuck you.
They didn't remember you.
They didn't remember the next guy.
You're just another order.
By the time you order again, they got 10 more new employees.
This guy is so lame dude.
Jesus fuck
You're just a carrot that's all that you like complaining just admit it buddy. They follow my advice. They actually fixed it
You can look at the bonds I I'd never got honey packets not one time out of like 50 orders
I called in twice next day. I get honey package two times in a row two times in a row
3 years excuse me
Oh, Mr. Felix is ordering extra
It's for the whole restaurant you fucking fat soul
I'm not saving the entire restaurant from the honey
No we can do any veteran, you're the best
I think he's Gordon Ramsay, give him his golden advice
That's joint, please.
Man, you're a dumbass.
You're a bitch, you think that works?
You're a fucking dumbass, man.
Oh no!
I'm just gonna hear them.
What?
It's just like a raw honey, it's it, it's just raw honey.
It's just hanging below top, it's so obvious what the hell it is.
Okay, look, they made a mistake in trying to slow you up, but I ain't gonna worry.
It's not a game, I've never tried it.
And you didn't have to act as if it was a game.
I mean it. This guy just blocking me the whole time. I just saw the enemy dude.
I don't know how to kill him. I don't get it. It's the three headshots.
What's that? What's in it?
You mix honey and ketchup.
Fuck now what?
I was gonna say that.
No, but that doesn't actually sound bad.
It's terrible.
Is it here all the time? Is that boss?
Stop hoarding the heroes.
Dude, I swear, I wish I could say what I think about this fucking hero hoarders.
They do that hoarding the fucking heroes. Man, I got keyboard screen that cannot say right now.
There's the new boy hiding on top of the, um, on top of the, on top of the A.
Damn, I died. Take a hero down. Quickly.
I have a lot of people there
I'm still a lot of people
They're all on B, like all of the whole squad
Okay, that guy's moved in
What's he got?
Help!
Ah, there's one shot.
Did you see any heroes that enlarged me or not?
86% is over there.
What do you use your honey packets for?
Just for honey, for nuggets.
Oh, it's real.
Brother chicken or chicken nuggets with honey Ronnie is one of the most classic old-school best combo
It's like some like some oh, yeah, I got it. I get another gun over it's like some it's like in the textbooks literally
I don't think you get to make food advice honestly, okay?
Well, I roll all you do is eat the fucking goddamn food. Why are you talking? What do you like, you know, I eat it
I enjoy it. I study it. I am it
Like a massive chewer
Wow, nice shot! Thank you!
Thank you, such new use of batteries. What about some new...
Also, I love the Jesse in Green Park.
More like, more like...
What did you eat today, Mr. Cow?
Yamana.
Okay, that's what you have to like I had like really like two bites of a burger
Why does because because I'm doing one of those um, I protest by like being hungry
Are you wedding
I guess.
It's a hunger strike.
The working conditions at my job, at which the working conditions are abysmal.
And I said I've been doing a hunger strike so I can shit.
Wait, what's the real reason you only have two? You just want a few minutes today?
I had two questions.
You've got two good food.
What was the food before it was I am Count Dooku
Oh they hit us yeah you just did not eat earlier
I
So lame dude
What was the situation?
Okay, I have enough points to get two heroes, I'm him.
Yeah, I count dokes doing nothing.
These things can't be...
What the fuck is this shit?
It wasn't a good guy or a bad guy. I think he was just like a hymn guy, right?
He just wanted the power for himself, no matter what side he has boots in.
I think the dark side just suited for him.
If I correct him, I'm going to do it like that.
I expect you to succeed where my apprentice is.
I'm going in it.
The dark side is going to face it though.
Do you think about it?
Yeah, I would be a Sith.
I'm Lord.
Ricky's a Sith looking pretty much.
How am I pretty much?
100%.
I'm a Star Wars nerd.
Let me ask you this.
I'm going to send him up there to do the Star Wars.
I'm going to go and get him.
Go get him, mate.
I'm going to get him.
Go on, get him.
I'm going to get him.
Yeah, go ahead, Jesse.
Hi, I'm...
I'm...
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm I am your first
Did you choose good or bad?
Able
Apparently is amazing that game never played
I was too busy running it down the car
I am giving you a spawn, spawn on me!
Spawn on me!
We haven't lost a game today.
Why did we lose those CS games, it's really good.
Okay, I know you guys have like overall like 30k rating more than we do.
I like it.
I think it's a good time to do it, and then we have enough energy as we go down, but it's
up to you.
I'm done for anything and my meal is done.
Goodbye McDonald's bag until I see you again.
Old friend.
Sorry, hi. Old friend, really? You mean in a few hours?
Okay.
You pick the game I turn on the game tell me in three well
I'm not the hero this way I'm the guy plays it again as well
as much as you guys met please don't stop them
I already opened it what's the code word that I say if I don't fuck with it
I'm getting air during initialization
I'm trying to open it.
Is Mike?
You're just correct.
Let me just reset my PC.
One second.
Don't start together, or just don't start.
No, let's not together.
It's on sale.
Nice.
It's the wrong strain, then.
It's the wrong screener.
Are you kidding me? Is it a protest?
I mean if it... Ah, good one.
now because it's done stuff well if that's the case the next piece is going to
be dying day one
all
uh...
there's a huge use that i hope to gain
uh... we do a survival world uh...
case is fine
it's all this works
is it a controller game?
oh no
is it better with controller? yes or no? no, no, no, no, no
Chess, Sinkwild, or uh, uh, other one?
Uh, I don't think we can box them.
I think we should, we should play the game vanilla.
Yeah, I'm gonna move the crates right now.
Come on, god, god, god.
Yeah, the locals are more reliable.
Wait, why is it 60x40x480?
I'm gonna install the graphic driver.
make sure to not starve please guys there's a dedicated
it's not my sort of it's the dedicated
at first I installed my new drivers everything's been shitting it to bed so I'm going to go back one
You see I play the spider guy usually I'm going to invite y'all chat they can just join
off of me right give me a second here XQC is a product this game I am
Password it, guys. Here's the password on this one. Look at this.
You need to get stunlocked right now.
now no no no I need to find out what what did I want to play the last play
Woody or play a Weber one day who Woody or Weber asked buddy you just got
going with decimals that just makes far sounds just giving you an update my game
does not work updating my car degrading my graphics card with all less with
sanity
chat who do I mother-sucking play Brett up with the VX budget
One of the locked ones, why?
Invite me.
Now.
What's on you?
Now.
I can.
Okay, it didn't work again. Let me try doing the dash windowed classic.
What's the server password? WarTalks.
Yeah, I think it's sound loading X.
Why not?
How's it not loading?
It seems like the most basic game of all time.
I know.
Look, I'll screenshot it.
Look, I'm getting this.
It's actually crazy.
You're not screenshoting.
I'll see you.
I'm in EPCS right now.
No, I don't need an EPCS.
It's good.
See?
Well, I'm an EPCS right now.
No, I don't need an EPCS.
It's good, see?
Uh, maybe reboot?
I did full reboot, and I went back a driver.
Like PC reboot?
Yeah.
There is most commonly when graphics art is not able to run through the game.
Either the graphics art driver is out of date, which it wasn't,
I'm gonna say I did it more because it's an efficient dedicated memory to my game.
Well, we're gonna play a game with like three games, no?
Yeah, I don't know why I didn't try that first.
I'm gonna count.
What's that?
I know who to play. I think I'm gonna play WX.
You know what? I'm gonna play maybe one of the locked characters, fucking.
Is that Peter Wendell, Jeff?
Oh, I'm in the game. Is he in the game? Uh, Greek?
Yeah, but it's not letting me uncap my fears. Why?
First I fix that thing and then I get some stones and then I can craft some, uh...
I see him in the game, brother.
I'll be bee-sync. Apparently bee-sync.
like I what that actually worked the direct X OBS fixer what
so you make sense the OBS fixer name the OBS yeah like it was like an OBX
fixing some program bro I don't even know I dance that hack
I'll give it a shit for our man.
Okay, is yours at 60 FPS, or is I'm?
No, you can fix that.
No, I can.
Escape, settings, crepics, and refresh rate.
Refresh rate.
Yeah, but it doesn't apply.
I press apply and then it will go back to 60.
You gotta get off of, you have to do full screen, brother.
It is full screened.
And the top of the screen is enabled?
Yeah, enabled.
Well, your monitor might be at a certain exact amount.
Like if your monitor is, let's say, like, like 249 matches...
244.
Yeah, uh, I would just play maybe 1.1.
But play under, play under your max, probably.
I didn't even do that either.
Then, then, go to your Windows...
I'm just fixing that game, I hope.
Might be your monitor.
Oh, guys, I'm being done.
If you're gonna be able to help, please.
Restart the game, or something like that.
Okay.
Might restart and still join.
What are you doing?
I'm joining.
came came the only thing about this game is that you cannot be in the um in the the darkness
like darkness tap society and then you just you just get clubbed by monsters you can't even see
but i don't know how to craft
Wait, why is my monitor at 60hz?
Really?
Yeah, but what made it do that?
Yeah, I just took some damage.
What are you hitting me?
No, no, no.
Um...
Yeah, it's Sea of the Craft, Sea of the Craft.
Oh, where's spirit?
Got it.
Uh, I need some rope and some flints.
Don't die.
Don't die, man, please.
How'd you attack it?
I'm gonna chop this tree.
Guys we cannot die at night is it terrible?
Come with me and we'll make a fire we'll go to the we'll go to the weak zone, right?
I'm gonna start dude. There's nothing resin somebody in for sure
Okay night is it's not night now you're gonna chop this tree
Okay, guys, this is like my crap, okay, let me tell you.
Surviving is definitely the biggest challenge.
As long as you're eating food and you're healthy, you're doing great.
It's really, really arduous to survive.
I need trees.
Pick up our stones as much as you can because these are kind of rare.
On the ground these are little flints, these are Disney rare.
Like we want to get those asap.
That's how you make it to tools and whatnot.
Oh and saplings, yeah saplings are what we want, yeah it's something.
Every time I cut something nice
Get out get out get out
Is it please run
He's chopping down all the trees though. We're using him look that's good. Yeah. Yeah. Um, well, yeah
I'm one HP, by the way.
Give me a second, I'm.
Okay, we need to make a fire.
fire right now you still follow you but
I fixed it otherwise we lose the game I have wood lots of it 13
I'm a player invite me ex invite you
I had to reset to change my resolution just go and jump on the server whenever he wants to
You X are just got done listening to you
Add some by this and you add to buy this please yeah, how Adam wouldn't just Adam. I'll just just
I don't know, just putting your hand in some shit.
Okay.
Sure.
You drag it.
I'm gonna give it to you.
Here.
You can have it.
Uh, just drag it onto the fire and then click.
Let's drag it.
Okay.
More.
More.
Stop.
Okay.
I get onto the fire and then click. Let's make it.
More. More.
Stop.
Just annoying. Just annoying. Just annoying.
The first goal is you're gonna need to make a science machine and a cooking spot.
Once we get cooking going, everything becomes a little bit easier.
Also, you can use one to three four for your item delay.
That's high speed.
I think I didn't have the gun.
We're getting hungry, so we're going to have to find a way to make some food.
How do I make a weapon?
We're getting some berries.
Weapon, you do cut the stone.
Weapon, it's going to be in seeing a good weapons.
Hold on. First off, we need to make a...
Dude, I think it's the science machine first
to cut the stone.
Oh, I got my shank shot.
Yeah, science machine. So I need to go find a gold.
I found a gold nugget. Yeah, give me that please.
Don't like this one again?
Because I go in my journals and shit, like on the ground and trees and all that.
I'm being attacked, it's so stupid.
I
Can't get up
I mean he's doing the skit with like he's like like happens into the game. He's being fucking annoying shit
It's just fucking bro. You're doing this skit. Well, you're fucking useless in your comms a dog shit
Why you're just fucking cancer like that
Shut up!
Like holy fucking dog shit!
You told me to kill the thing, and I killed the thing!
I'm not saying standing in the middle of my house!
I'm not spouting, that's what happens when you're shooting!
How do you get in this without music in you?
I keep music in, I did the how!
I didn't know!
Okay, so the machine did the craftsmanship, we need to get some stones, we can make some
bricks.
oh my god what is this thing this thing's it
I have three add-ins I don't want to put them
I'm gonna pick up everything I ever see ever
aww I found a flower
I'm dead
wait is he like dead dead?
yeah but dying is like really bad like it's gonna be like impossible to play the game if we die
We need to rest on here.
Great over here.
Oh my god.
That's fucking shit man.
I don't know what you're dying to.
It's hard to tell.
It's a ghost.
On the left.
On the left. It's still here.
What happens if you die?
Well I mean, we won't have these resists again.
That was a one-time resident. That's what we have.
Let me hit some stone, exactly.
Oh, you could like, E and Q and like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
I feel like you should be backwards these buttons though.
Nah, I'm lost because I did the Q thing.
No stone, anyway?
No, I have not seen one.
Normally the stones are inside of the wheat fields.
Here.
Ah, so what?
Oh, there we go.
Do you have pickaxe though?
I don't have pickaxe.
Yeah, I have one.
Pickaxe is the only thing you can do.
Pickaxe is the only thing you can do.
Pickaxe is the only thing you can do.
Pickaxe is the only thing you can do.
How big is the map?
It's like one for like fucking a few zones.
We're all we should all be very hungry right now, so we find a way to make food I'm getting stoned
That's how we're gonna make the cooking pot. I'm hungry in my brain. There's just not
Pick some of the flowers go about it and go pick some flowers flowers or go pick them up
Sarah no, no you pick them up. It'll make it on my guppy
What are I just did I just eat a stick?
Wait a space for you the easy guy today your whole face
any fucking uh stone i don't think i can make it back to town
warm go down just go down and come to the straight down to me
make a torch is it can you make a torch look out at the screen
uh no i don't have cut grass but i can grab these right here
yeah do that do that because we might not get back home
I can only make two stones.
You're going to have to help me and give me maybe one stone or some sticks.
Do you have any sticks?
I need six charcoals. How do you get charcoals?
Oh no, you need to burn for us. Burn for us to get charcoals.
How do you go to your emissary reports, though?
Emissary is at the bottom of the screen.
Oh. Here's rocks.
I think it really needs more.
I don't have any more.
Nice, good clutch.
Go again, look at him, look at him, look at him.
I have lots of wood.
Okay, I'm going to craft a campfire.
I can't make a campfire because I need grass.
Give me grass.
You?
No.
I have a grass, I have one grass.
Thank you.
Making campfire.
Right here.
Beautiful.
should i leave my slingshot
you're gonna give us a shot all the way
are you serious jesse?
what's up guys, this is my cooking shit
let him burn, let him burn, let him burn
So why did these burn on fire?
I lit them up.
I got a cold nugget.
I need twigs.
I got twigs.
I got loads.
Oh, the bushes start fire. We can't need those bushes, look here.
I don't need a backpack so I got a Wobby.
Do I pick up these ashes?
No.
Ow!
You can, you should, yeah, I should get on the little container.
I'm making twigs.
Oh look.
Ah, look at my items, it's so bad.
Twig, twig, twig, yes, we'll get this out of here.
Any twigs?
Bomb left Twiggy.
That's actually pretty good.
What the hell?
That's a bit of a fairies.
I mean, I'm starving.
We must make some food.
Twigs is far too easy.
Otherwise we cannot cook any food.
I have four Twigs.
I know we're going to cook.
I know we're going to cook, we're going to cook some bullshit stews, it's disgusting.
Like, we're going to cook some shit stew, and I'm telling you, it's going to give us barely anything.
What about berries?
That can be good, but I'll cook the berries inside it.
Alright, I'm coming. I have eight sticks.
Where's Nina?
Twig.
Yeah, twig me up please.
On my way.
Oh, nice, thank you.
Peace.
Please come home, I need your twigs.
Oh, so many twigs, by the way.
Is it this thing like RL-Craft, where we give you like the items and then you craft it
and stuff yourself?
I can eat souls!
Yeah, my kid just must have this fuck with me.
Okay, I can service a lot of food by eating souls instead of...
I have stick here.
I don't know the recipes.
Barry.
We need like a recipe.
Yeah, I know.
I really good at recipes.
I forgot what it is.
One meat with three vegetables.
Let me do this. Let me do this. Let me do this.
I'm gonna do frog leg.
Carrots. Carrots.
We'll remove one of the carrots.
It is my trucker. It is my trucker.
There's three. Let me do this.
Okay, these frogs are fucking me up.
Oh, I gotta probably act cute to it.
Yep.
No, I'm out of ammo.
I'm not towards you.
Kill these frogs please.
Uh, can you find her on fire?
Can you have the twigs?
I have twigs.
Got it. We're good. We're good.
I'll give you twigs. I'll give you twigs back.
Bang, with that you can probably make a spear this way then.
When I drop souls I can airy heal.
That one dropped all of them though.
Nice, you guys ready to get a fire gun?
You guys ready to get a fire gun please?
We need like the head on the ground.
Good, well done.
Okay, now we need to make a backpack lookie.
Make a spear.
Uh, guys?
what happened?
have you seen him?
he's gonna burn it guys hello?
i don't know what to do, you ain't
what?
caster i call
i think i have hours to go off i guess i don't know
I have a weapon, in case things get weird.
I
Stolen this on his own
Yeah, barely live with your torch or you put the fire to pull so when I did it I think that I made the fire too big
Cuz I added things to it or to bulk help
I think I just broke it.
Anyway, can you unslide it guys?
We need at least nine stones so probably won't want to more rocks.
It was a big torch.
Make it count, firewister.
We need to make...
You took my torch?
No, no, no.
You torched the fucking cooking pot.
No, I didn't.
That's fine.
You threw the...
Like we lost, pretty much.
Yeah.
That's why he threw the mic we've lost pretty much.
Yeah.
Because of you, Firmish.
X, you're pissing.
Well, I'm just saying, you threw a lot of the whole run.
You're pissing me off.
Don't do that.
Not done, guys.
I don't want that.
There's a light right here.
There's a light right here.
No, it's not good enough.
It's not good enough.
It's not good enough.
did you have any of the weed?
thank you
yo, anybody's got weed? anybody's got weed? guys?
no, no, only one weed i'm gonna put on the ground
uh, uh, uh, agreed you have any of that?
no, i don't have weed, no, i have grass, maybe?
no, i don't
okay, yeah, grass
grass. I don't have it, I don't have any.
I haven't played this game before like you man, just relax a little bit.
Okay? Three houses a lot to learn.
Yeah but on the other side of the screen there's a quick crafter. It's like, it's the same for everybody.
Rock?
Yep.
More rock over here.
How do I get my sanity better?
I'll pick up some bugs on the ground, it helps you.
Pick up, just pick them up?
Yep. The active picking up will all be a good thing.
It's in the backpack, but we need to remake our cooking, it's a priority right now, because it brings us down.
Okay, bitch.
Literally, I mean, are you just a kid running around right now or not?
Nah, I'm not.
Wait, how not? You didn't need any food.
Right, but rabbits are hard to pick up on. I don't know. Like, we need a lot of equipment for that.
We need to get a, um, a track for it. It's really annoying.
I hate carrots. I'm fine.
If you save the carrots, then we can cook it a little better.
I think we're good to go back on a little bit.
I'm lost.
When that, you have an M.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
All right, we're gonna make a new cooking pot, okay?
So we do now we need to get more charcoal remember we have to burn some shit down
Need a little bit more six
Make sure you don't burn down the village by accidents
I just don't want to campfire.
I'll hit too many rocks with that. Don't do that. It's the way to win your rocks.
What kind of porno?
Do you want me to make cut stone?
I have enough, but you should probably make them just in general.
What does it do?
I need some... How many grass do you guys have? You know?
I'll go pick some other side.
How'd you make rope?
Aw, with grass.
I'm hungry, dude.
I'm hungry, bitch.
Coming.
I'm making a fire now.
I'm making a fire now.
I'm not gonna make it back on now.
No, but that bad.
I'm gonna eat this carrot.
I have to.
Barry said you shit when you eat it.
Please don't burn this on them.
We need to make it real. Get fire! Get fire!
I'm home.
Grass, please.
Grass, please.
I need it to go get some wheat, grass, yeah I need it for backpack, there should be hives
I'm not trying to be happy, I'm still doing it, I'm coming in.
Chat?
I'm very hungry, dude.
But it's cooking at home, it should be ready by now.
W content.
I made you a whole box of meal.
I'm eating it.
A frog or a bun litch?
Yeah.
I knew you'd like it.
I don't deal with the beehive, I'm scared of him man, I don't want to attack him anymore.
I think it's gonna fucking pop a ton of my ass.
Yeah, I'm gonna die by the way because the bees scheduled me to slain Plotman.
Help me with the bees if you guys can.
You think you can attack that?
Yeah.
Oh, you bitch.
Stupid-ass bitch.
Uh-oh!
Get out, get out, get out, get out.
I'm bringing lots of bees, dude.
Run.
Oh, that's genius. I'll be back. No, don't don't know. I think we need it. We need a thing
Okay, back back is where
Fucking backpack man
I
Give me a major place at all and it's a place it
Twig hell yeah here
Thank fuck the Lord. Thank you
Oh, so I know there's a bit of ad wording because I was I think the Lord and then I saw the descendants
Yo, green you be back home before we use your day
um, are you hungry Rick?
yes, badly
need some
again?
yeah
I just need food
I want more dude
I'm hungry
XQTL.
When bad words again using it
Wait, I'm thinking of real real
What's that I should be we got major any type of sweet with my berries, I don't have a sweet though
Ok I gotta, I gotta, I gotta speak. I'm, I'm gonna go smoke some of the suckers out.
Sticks can fill up.
I don't know what you people are doing. Try to get your heels back.
Can I eat quick?
You're just looking equally.
I'm gonna try to eat it.
How do I plant these bushes?
You lied.
How do I plant the bushes?
Wait, can I cook with it?
Oh, I'm starving, starving Marvin right now.
It really kills me a lot.
Guys, I guess while I can heal you, I'll be at the Tendermen.
Zero?
Yeah.
I think that food you gave me is shit, dude.
Yeah, I think it was bonka.
How do you heal?
Oh, I can heal you, I can heal you.
Run in. Where are you?
Chalice, what's the age to do back there?
I'm at 1 HP. Run.
I'm back. What do you need, Jess?
He needs to feed me.
I have food here.
Uh, bro, I mean, I feel like it was a nice of you to tell us a little bit earlier than that, though, okay?
Bro, I've been saying I'm hungry, like, not so hungry.
I have a whole ratatouille here.
I think I'm gonna give me more than I think it went out good okay guys we needed to make
Traps
Any grass
What do you agree?
Yes, I'm hungry now
And we get extra grass I'll go pick up my grass aside
I'm gonna make a trap and get some rabbits when I had the rabbits we can make some actual meals
I need to get some seeds and need to put them next to the hole and then put it up above the hole
I'm hungry. Hold on a minute.
I think some of these, you guys need to like look at your, at your seat, uh, uh, and look at something you need to make it, and get useful.
Like, sitting and sponsoring you're hungry doesn't have anybody fucking bitch ass.
That's just Jesse, sir. Don't say you guys.
Like, I need you to be practical a little bit.
I'm hungry.
I'm probably dead here.
I don't know, I'm psyched you know.
Check it with. Nice.
Jesus, I know I was down too far. That's really...
Is it though? Is it? They're the best ones.
Have I really spent 101 months watching Joyser? Yes! Would I do it again? Yes!
Garage streams, when?
How do I make it go into the hole?
Action. I have a question.
What?
How do I help?
I don't know what you do at all. I don't know what I mean. What's their goal?
To tell the soil to plant seeds so we can eat.
You're probably in a shovel.
No?
Have he's got a carot at all?
No.
Uh-oh. He just aggred a big guy.
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna go get him.
He's got a pine cone though.
Anyone need a pine cone?
You can probably make a pine cone recipe, can you do a recipe for me?
Chat, does the- don't they like seeds and the limits?
I need this twig.
Reflect.
No, or not.
You guys, I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
I will just wait for the season to end and then when these crops are done.
Leave me, leave me, I need to eat some food for me.
If it's what you got, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Uh oh, guys.
Oh guys, I'm here to campfire at base.
It wouldn't have been me.
It wouldn't have been me.
It wouldn't have been me.
It wouldn't have been me.
It's all good.
I made a shovel in a garden under food tab.
I'll go bottom right to get my fucking stone.
Okay, Roger that.
Food tab.
scaries walking up to us
what's happening
but to cut fire
is that basically it's an old son is work
so we make a chest real quick
guys it's already used
It's per player and I find the boss of the way nice with an egg for the where's the food
Oh, I see okay. Yeah, there's a village down down here by the way
Wait, it's gonna genius I can I can just kind of scout the map out with the ghost
you feel me or a day smell me
me because I do not see the thing
oh garden digma jig boards rope
I got this
yeah this is good the big time is actually good though
that's a slight thank you
Can you get in the way with anything to go residence?
I'm residence.
I picked up the flower and I'm happy.
Wait, wait, the stone comes back alive?
My trap picked something up, huh?
I'm dying.
Help.
Why did the bats do that, chef?
Okay.
After this, it doesn't do anything to me.
Kill the rabbit in the trap.
I don't have a rabbit in the trap though.
That was, it was a frog.
There's no way on the ground.
on my way home how do I be friend to be friend
Okay, I put a bunch of traps and then just put them all in all of them.
That come grass is just so rare.
It's because you all make farms.
You don't need baits, okay? So then I just put the bunch of fucking... I'll just put a bunch of them in.
Oh, I found shit!
Here's the shit.
I pick up a lot of grass, I can make a lot of baits.
Oh, I ate shit!
Is that... did it have a hole or not?
It just tasted so bad, but it helped a little bit, yeah.
I need twigs.
What was that noise?
Yo, yo.
One more.
I think I'm ready.
I found a morsel.
What's that?
Is that a sea animal?
It's a mole meat.
I hear like dinosaurs.
I'm trying to help them out.
I'm making traps
Are these traps ever going to work
Guys I hear them everywhere, but it does that you don't scary
I think I'm gonna be in it.
Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Yeah, you got any grass?
Yeah.
Grass please.
Hold on.
Wait, we can make a meat out!
Those monster meat counts?
I'm dying. I'm hungry.
Why don't you come home?
I found a morsel here
Okay, but we need to get some wood for this shit though. We need to get some vegetables vegetables. I think I can do seeds
We need vegetables I need anything it
This is going here for the thing. I need vegetables. We need a fire in fire
I need grass, one grass, yeah.
You took my grass to make some dog shit.
I have grass on the floor.
Oh yo.
I need it.
I need to grab it.
I dropped it.
I'm dead.
I, I, I, I, I, I gave you all the grass and you, you, you trolled me.
I need the grass for something else
That's that's gonna say that I own missions in my own goals that I'm doing at the same time
And then again, okay, I didn't really visit the world
All right, well, that's that was like
Next game, okay
You don't want to wait you don't do one more
Oh, we can yeah
Yeah, I'm not supposed to do anything.
I'm not going to twist your hand.
Laced West.
Yeah, we'll get to do our own crap, though.
We gotta finish the game,
because now we have a lot of hand chains, right?
Oh yeah, we can do that, too.
What do you want to do?
I'm down to do whatever.
Well, what's the rockboard, then?
I'm reading the room. I'll just forward for Greek solid room read.
can't do we can't do our craftsmanship so we lost all our gear all our rings all
our all our weapons and ready to run again unless you want to just farm all
the rings back again and we don't have any so silks what's it called silk stuff
He's reading patch notes for deadlock.
No, no, no, I was just looking.
I was just thinking.
Why can't we do it? Did Joss will die in there?
We all died in there, so all our loot's are stuck in there and that's all our rings.
We don't have any silk stock.
I can read it all. I'll just bring up Zidane and build a box around my loot.
How about this you try that right and if it doesn't work, I'm just gonna say it
We just spawn in some loot to go get it real quick and then get our shit back
We're stalling and not playing the game because of this like we'll never play again or
We can cheat and get our shit back and we get to play the game
So you know I'm saying I'm gonna say down to cheat and get our shit back
Just so we can play
It's like we're actually about to just quit this forever because our shit's just like goofed
Yeah, and we lost all those I mean if you give me a death scroll and god mode
I mean if something that's called yeah, I can really build a fucking fair day cage of
Oxidian around the loot does anyone else wish yeah, right if you can do it no cheat that's yeah
But if all else hails just know
Because we're gonna play this ever again like
Uh, you can slide in.
You have some screen share, the patch notes?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This.
Oh.
Oh, true.
It's 3am in the morning
What day is it today see I'm good
I just blow that thing is crazy. I know I didn't made the ace of soul dog shit because people can't play against it
Is this night negative?
You think they nerfed that character cuz you yeah, cuz my bill go to popular as well
You don't see your screen, it's like bugged.
Really?
Yeah.
I can see a screen.
Yeah, everybody see it.
Oh, it's bugged.
Oh.
No, no, no.
It's not.
Look.
Bang.
You don't see it?
Yeah, it's just a bit laggy, on the hell.
That's what I'm saying, right?
It's hella bugged.
It's because he's on full screen.
I can see you guys are game capping instead of...
Oh, yeah.
yeah streaming on this court is really bad for my crap it doesn't want to let you do it
it's okay we're watching a delay
okay fuck it
so I have to get back to this bug
I want you ready
so what you do
you get some of some of some um
blocks
Where the fuck are blocks at?
Yeah
I'll get only 16 for now because I don't think I want to be able to live that long right and then I get one of those
We're gonna need a lot of these gracefuls right
Share your screen whenever
You can't you can't it's really bug. I do it. Oh, it's bugs. It's all good
Like, it's the impossible. Like, and then...
Alright, on a scale of 1 to 100, that is possible.
It's possible. Um, it's because I've been loaded...
Okay, here's what I've been...
The problem is that I haven't loaded into it like once before, right?
So my current, like my game client hasn't seen it yet, but now it has, so it shouldn't lag anymore.
Like when I do this again, it shouldn't lag.
Right, thanks.
Yeah.
Now this should be a lot better.
It's not gonna have like a dog spot where you're at, like you actually could clutch
it from that spot.
I don't even know if it's gonna let, if it'll build the spine back in there though.
So going back on those stuff, is it a good game just to like have a turn every stream
or something like here and there?
You know what I'm saying?
I have a run every now and again.
That's just holy bugs now.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
He's inside of the obsidian that he placed.
Yeah.
Man, I just say we either spawn the shit in or we just give up one of the two because it's just going to, it's just cooked.
Oh, we reached out from the beginning.
My room's red.
I mean, we shouldn't have been in the first place.
I think we should just start getting our loot back.
Can you just go with it and get the loot to get the check out?
Yeah, I can triple all of us Godmode.
We just go in, grab our loot, go back to base, and act like nothing ever happened.
Okay, so what's the command for creative?
Uh, slash game mode space creative.
Welcome to the club, boys.
Welcome to the club.
Where do you use all the ender pearls?
Oh no, the scrapes pearls.
I'm just making a bedroom.
I'm just making a bedrock face around my flute.
I'm mixing some Bampouin shaker.
Okay, my ink shield and whatnot.
Did you lose?
That's just a classic though.
My weapons in check!
Yeah, it's classic.
It's in there.
Okay, what's the blood mode?
Come on.
Um, slash game mode and space, creative.
Game mode, space.
It doesn't wear my items, they're gone.
It's not letting me do it.
I need these fond rubber.
Is he wearing it?
How do you do it wearing it?
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
You have it?
Yeah.
So now, that's the problem.
I got you.
And what you have to do is build a bedrock base around your gear and go to survival mode.
I think if you break the block it gets your wire loop.
Are you sure?
I think so, that's what I just did. I just made a bedrock base around my loop.
Okay, can you give me bedrock?
No, no, you're in creative mode. You can just make it. Like you just have creative mode.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Bottom, left, then chip motor.
It's got to be bedrock rock, right?
That's what I did
Uh, wait a minute
Compass, compass, compass, compass, compass
Welcome to the club, boys
I mean, thank you, brother, like these items that we already had, like we were supposed to have this
bottom right and the shield would go into my socket. Now I'm good, right? Oh, I'm missing
something else. So that would be my backpack, yeah? Wait, I thought it was supposed to be
down. Did you break your backpack in creative mode? My shield of honor? I never had that.
I never had that. That's not fucking cheap. I had a claw. Like I had my glove. Did you
We just really say let's not cheat.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Son.
Son.
I've exploded.
We're kind of past the not cheating part.
Let's just like make it so we can actually play the game.
Guys, guys, guys, like if anything, I'm not getting it.
This will be a loss because we have to re-get the items we already had and remake them.
I lost all my ancients and my monobot is gone.
No, but that's fine though because we have Max when enchants.
We just needed our loot so we can go farm XP, remember?
That's all we really needed.
We just needed enough loot to go farm XP and then we just go Max when all our new gear.
Yeah.
Oh!
I didn't have this.
Okay.
What?
It's not space 1.4.
No, it's not.
No big deal.
No, that's not it. No big deal. Just welcome to the club, brother.
I didn't cheat. I already had a glove.
Guys, what do I use to have in my items? I think I used to not have this, I used to have it like this.
And then backpack and that's it.
Look at a bod maybe?
Yeah, this is it. I have my loot. This is my loot. This is my loot.
And then I had...
And then I would have...
Wetland and...
Boom! Done. Finished.
Then I would do backpack.
I did not spawn at XB bottles, bro.
We had some. We had some.
Brother, XB bottles, I don't even understand it, like they're worthless, like we have like 20 books for XB, like this is nothing, this is nothing.
You would hear them spend the fucking for hours for it to be worth it.
Uh, was it worth it? Again, I forgot.
Backpack.
And then, uh, how do you get, uh, no, I don't have to do it manually.
Oh, by the way, this chest from Billy says, I suffered for 50 hours, by the way.
I will take 5 BTC.
If you need anything else-
Game mode.
Villager's shop is down the hallway.
Okay, let me just do this one.
Uh, okay, so how do I put it on survival mode and stuff?
Did you take away Admin for me by the way?
I had a nine!
Can you give it to me please?
Set. Was it game?
Oh!
Brother, wait till you see what Billy did.
You put him in me like a shop and he's like
one turn at a time.
Yes, it is.
Spoilers.
Oh, sorry.
I have told so hard about it.
I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. Let it go. How'd I put
it back in God mode. Wait, what did I just do? Okay, now I think we've reset everything.
we just show me the verges.
Okay, that's insane. I don't want to waste my gear though. Like, what should I get Jeff
here silver only
Check
Okay, um, we have silver bars and all anywhere, or do we have to go mine that shit?
Hello?
Wait, was that the thing that was holding him, really?
Yeah, you just did that.
Oh, I'm not necessarily not sure.
He literally the amount of work that is is so insane like he just worked a full week
There's a 200 bone angle low-key
Should we just make silver armor only
Well, let's go farm XD how about darling though? Oh
Oh, you can? Look, come here. We have most of the pieces ready to go.
All the crafting.
Yeah, look, the legs are in the thing as well. You just have to make it.
See, it's easy. It's like bottle of enchanting, a fence gate, a diamond pickaxe.
This can take hours to do.
What about the rest of the items?
It's all the top ones. No, oh you picked up all the garbage. Yeah
I don't know how to get my fucking shit back man. Just cheat man.
You have cheats, like you can't get it.
It's difficult. Wait, where did all my shit go? It disappeared. It disappeared because my inventory's full.
That's not happening to me.
We have all the max wins, we just need to get xd.
What the fuck is happening?
Where?
Okay, so I'm gonna tell you I got it. I got it. I got it. No, it's just in the chest. It's the top three in the chest
You just didn't grab the ones. What the fuck are we that's enough? Yeah, I had them separated from all the others
Wait, I just I did it again
Okay, give me out of this place
I might be a fucking moron.
No, you're smart.
Don't say that.
Check.
Do you know I'm 1 in 5?
I'm trying to get home.
Just TP.
It's a TPA.
Oh my god, look what Billy did over here too.
Golem Leggings recipe.
What?
Bro, he's working overtime.
Yeah, but these times have already had, right?
You didn't go and farm them, right?
Yeah, no.
Okay, well, he didn't farm anything in the game, he says.
Well, that's gone from $200 to $300 at that point.
I mean, you're taking a cut now, I can only tell.
Well, we need boots now, though, right? How would we get boots out of this? I mean, we can't, so there's no point in getting this, then.
Maybe I'll just get the, uh...
In my opinion, unless... cause here's the thing. If you do golem, you're gonna have to do the burrito wine thing.
Why? Why?
Because you need to get rid of all the defects and all the bad things, right?
But if you do silver armor, it's just freebie, gnar.
Isn't it just easier to do silver armor and then do the golem later if you want to?
I don't want to do silver, because...
Well, we don't have a lot of the mats for golem, and I've never even seen them before.
Oh, no.
Yeah, like some of them are items that we just don't have.
I have vitamins though.
That's one of the mats.
Okay, yeah.
Upstairs?
Wait.
My backpack is still up there?
Oh maybe you put your backpack off?
Yeah, just go back.
I'm just going to get a death scroll and just creative mode and go check.
No, no, no, no.
I think they broke it.
I broke it.
No, I got.
Here, take mine.
I got a couple.
No, no, no.
It's the items that were in the backpack though.
Here, man.
Take a couple.
I got a couple backpacks.
Okay.
Okay, go on.
All right.
Just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Just take one.
No, no.
I don't think I understand.
I don't think I understand.
Guys, no, the clue is here.
The brutal clue is here.
See, it's Jesse. Can I just be the cameraman? This fucking sucks, like...
No, like...
I'm giving you authority. You can do this right now. Just spawn in.
Drag an armor. Use it for, like, the two hours that we're gonna farm XP.
Who cares? Throw it off of a cliff, because none of that shit matters, because we have all the max wins.
Like, we have the max wins. Your armor right now does not matter at all.
all guys who is silver
Right, I bang silver I have full so I pull some armor. This is it great for me for some early. Just give my shit
Thank you
Okay, now then
How do I do it? I want to do we did a lot of emeralds, right?
Is that what they want for training? Oh, yeah, we emeralds grab books
We're gonna have to go out and find those churches one. I can give you emeralds
brutal coins by the way
Where make me silver pants never mind
I actually do have emeralds there but I didn't spawn it here.
No, you saw my grill coin, I only have one.
This isn't spawned in by the way. I'm not even kidding.
Nice. He actually has a lot of emeralds at x, like real ones.
It's the ones I picked up off the floor.
Brother, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not cheating. I mean we did last time, remember?
No, no, no, those emeralds I give you are ones that I picked off the floor. I didn't spawn those.
You know I
Lot of them were getting blocks on blocks because of the little town we broke remember
Yep. Oh, yeah
Brother, we did it again now. Ah, no
In the materials chest
Okay, this doesn't just mean you only get loot by the way
I know some of that. No, I don't think you understand
What I'm about to do is I'm gonna get one inch and three of them one inch and three of them and just duplicate
And that's it not a big
I mean like so I don't
Okay, let me give you, well I have one two three four five books
And I have a lot of books that I already have in here that you don't need to get
Yeah
Like I have n-venom three in here for myself already. You don't need to get that
I'm not sure what that means.
Strength thing?
Guys, we don't have an emerald.
We'll never make it.
This is too much.
It's 46 emeralds.
I mean, how do we get out of this?
Oh, it's time to join the Chalpheums Club.
I should just spawn in my necklace.
I've lost my necklace.
my bed my best necklace
expanse
i didn't know i only had a tiny fucking more
it's not a good idea little fucking
right y'all you fucking bitch
let's get fucking hate you just put in
if you had a high-end
you're the one that's going to cry
i removed it might
money money money out shut up
all
thank you
What a fucking cuck-ass bitch-ass.
You're a fucking cuck-lord. You understand that?
You're a fucking buddy. Buddy, buddy. Put your fucking-
Get in that shit.
Put your lips on my tippy fucking moron.
Oh my god, I wish I could have the way you're fucking fucking shit.
I'd suck that shit dry, you fucking piece of shit.
Jesus, the chat. What did I want to forgot?
Books.
Okay.
Books!
Shrinkin', Shrinkin' Vitality is for jest, right?
Yeah, that's best.
I'm gonna heal us and actually I'm gonna get it.
Beasts, yes.
Go back, go back.
That shit is...
Beasts.
Also, the thing is, you need to make sure that we...
Are you...
Just give all the books to me after you do it.
I don't know how to explain it, but I'll consolidate it so it's the least amount of XP.
That's all we have?
We are fucking broke, mate.
Guys, we don't need to buy two books for this year.
Really?
Guys, we have all these traders that sell books.
We can only buy two books. We need to buy 60 books.
So what are we gonna do?
Guys, we need to buy all of these times three.
Like, you think of what I'm thinking?
No.
We're fucked, we're fucked, let's just, let's just, hey, let's just say, stop, stop, stop.
Max win holy
It's all right, I think we just give up okay
So Billy did all this for what
This game is not meant to be a three-minute answer, like, bitch.
Yeah, it's supposed to all go to one guy.
Ah, the other dude.
The thing I'm realizing about this game is that...
Alright, hey, that shit never happened.
It's not even enough, it's not even close to enough.
No, well there's a lot more that I found back here.
I placed them all back here.
whenever we had to use them. I farmed all this.
Oh shit.
Yes.
My man!
Jam?
inner berserk that's we need we're doing that we need as well yes we need it
to be inner berserk five I'm pretty sure it's a four year no that's perfect
yeah no that's max
and next we need like 20 of those right we're gonna need four times three 12
well I need to get some I hope I find some emeralds on the ground
yeah I mean I can go farm some more if you really need me to I'll be right back
Oh, we have to go near this.
Yeah, we do. It's in this chest.
Oh, found something.
Droppin' on Dree.
Don't look... hey. Do not look up.
Jumping.
I don't know. I don't know.
There's no way I needed to spawn that much. How the fuck were we gonna do this?
Huh? I don't even know. I didn't even realize it was this much.
Why are you giving me life stealer?
That's 9, right?
10?
11?
12
Bang, right?
Hello, I'm breaking all these real quick.
Oh, I'm in creative, don't throw it on me.
That's the only thing we want for all the gear, right?
That's another 12 right there.
Yes, we need that.
Give this, give me all this stuff.
Behind, behind you.
Right there in front of there.
Honestly, Jesse, just, uh, I, I hope we have a chest that has all these enchants on it.
I mean, I just talked about over the years that we stuck by all the fucking books that
we want, that we need in a chest, right?
Dude, you are not gonna believe me, but there's three stacks of apples in this chest.
I'm not even kidding.
Who?
Did I farm this?
I think I farmed this.
What?
What?
Come on, I'll bring it back.
Oh man, like...
Creech has been going in Creech.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna be the quiet voice a lot.
I'm gonna say it really vividly, so I'm gonna say it.
What we're doing right now is worse than what's like we don't did.
I said it.
I said it.
It's actually worse times like times five
true
But
All of this was technically done legit
Because I get this lie and say it was
Well, the only woman is the fucking uh is the emerald oh
You need emerald no no I thought I didn't say that incident oh
Oh, I've been farming those for this entire time.
Weapon- Weapon- Why is it worth-
I didn't really want them, you can have them.
No, no, no.
What weapon that we should use it?
Is there really none trucks that we need to use for end-gaming?
This is the one that we have, right?
Like, that's like Max-Max, yeah?
You don't need to feel guilty those emeralds were promised to you three thousand years
To see I remember how to do it's it's kind of late. I think I think I think I think we theorize this off-stream
Figure out how
How old your approach is okay?
Is this the hours to discuss like it's like logistic?
Yeah, I mean I'm trying to think I think we just spawned the books
But but but we do money books is even worse
Or no, no, no actually
Whatever we do enough and we do is that we would just take my
Do you not hear just max winning over here like in creative mode
what man what what are you looking at I'm muted up trying to figure shit out
what what are you looking at well what you just died I died wait how did I just
die
because
i'm already on my last
but the reason
i'm already on my last reason
already on my last reason so
was that the third reason
it's not funny
that's not funny
why did you kill me for jesse that's not funny
I didn't kill you.
Then who did?
I just wasn't even next to you.
I think you suffocated.
Oh, yeah, you suffocated, probably,
because you have to call the hives.
OK, OK.
Rizzo, guys, I don't understand this.
Like, the farming is supposed to be that abysmal, right?
This game, as a three-man, is genuinely one million times
harder.
Because you unfund all the mobs by yourself.
And it's easier.
Like, multiple, guys, more players equals worse.
Like, by a insane margin.
0.6B as well.
It is, because it's so much more farming.
It's like all of our talent trees.
There we go.
There's two.
I'm nearing up, big fucking thing, all right?
I'm gonna need a stairwell to go down,
because I don't want these indicators.
I'm gonna take all the damage.
I'm gonna just...
You can actually kill these guys down here, because that's a pretty major, but what you
want to do is actually patch up with these, so they don't actually escape.
What kind of fucking gear is this?
Apparently they patched us the myth of the villages here.
Yeah, they patched all this shit instantly.
They didn't patch this?
This is the last working XP farm that exists.
wait holy shiiiit
that's not awesome, this guy literally went to f**king harvard on a phd for this shiiiit
And it's still not enough, because we have three players, I mean, this is a joke.
Alright, Jack, I think I'm gonna call it a bedshake, I guess I'm getting tired.
I don't want to make this a fucking bullshit.
At this one, do they know? No? Do they have fun?
Jack?
Yeah, it's fun.
Oh, I mean, I mean, sorry, this one, but yeah, Jack as well.
Yeah, it's fun.
that was a fun one I played with you guys me too and the Greek is deafened
right now he's gonna join and then you're quitting he doesn't even know
this is not what we're putting we're pretty for now bro he's in Minecraft like
still playing by the way he thinks yeah but see like it's just gonna one of those
sad things that like if you really think about it then it is busted for three
players like oh wait you would have to delegate past it like the the combat is
harder looting is getting your items back is harder like the logistics are
hard it's so fucking hard we should make a mod to where one person does
something or gets loot that everybody yeah the only way to play yet true true
Alright, so my Spun of the Night, we're playing all the Halo games back to back for a week
straight.
Shit, maybe.
Dude, a Sleeper OP combo by the way was SNG and this in Halo 2.
You can have power weapons and all that, but genuinely, hyper competitive combo.
What do you mean no?
Absolutely.
Even a high rank.
Even a high rank.
SMG and this gun together, as a dual wield, is better than most power weapons in a 1v1
combat.
Come on, bro.
I didn't notice.
Can we talk about dude spoilers now?
Sure.
Are you watching dude?
Yeah, I'm completely caught up now.
I don't want to talk about it now.
But maybe I should wait till off stream.
No, I'm just- what are you continuing to do with it?
I- my one thing I didn't understand was a lot of things I didn't understand.
But why is the emperor so afraid?
Whatever.
Whatever.
Like the main guy, the main emperor dude, the good actor, the old man actor, if I get
his name?
his dad
No, no, no, not the Duke like the mate like the
Yeah, walking Christopher walking the Baron
Yeah, the Baron. Why is he so afraid of this?
It doesn't he have like the crazy
Well, what mean of this? What is that?
Is I thought what my understanding is I thought he was like the leader of the entire universe might did I get back?
No, it's because they if you're where we control the spice wins, right?
Like the spice is how they do everything is how they do the space travel it like yeah spice like the fuel for like like
Like the galactic economy and life. It's like the OPS. It's what about dude. Oh, and wait
Yeah, so when they threaten to destroy all of it. That's why they had to lock it
Yeah, yeah, they have to lock in it like and the machines were all broken down and shit like that, right?
Um, but there's still there's they're gonna get there's they're gonna get the spice
And I think if this guy wants to control the spice
What's that the UK so the UK has a bunch of spice once they made it to the throne room
Why did they just let him come in and do what he did?
What was one what was which part like I don't want to spoil it
I don't want to say the thing like the last room where he comes in and does the thing he does
Why did they just why does everyone just let him be that I?
Don't remember which one
I don't want to spoil it.
Fifty months? Wow.
It's an old movie.
Okay, I'm going to say, I'm saying a spoiler right now.
How come he just walks in and nobody fucks with him,
and he just comes in and just kills the Baron?
And like everyone, they just let him do it.
Whoa, I haven't watched it. I haven't watched it yet.
I gave a warning.
Yeah, but I'm in the cool.
Oh yeah, they just get rid of him, right?
Yeah, they just, everyone steps aside,
He lays there on the stairs and then they just let him do it.
Ah!
Ah!
You-
I don't- I don't remember exactly.
Maybe- Maybe he's just-
They- They just fell?
Maybe they just fell?
Uhhhh...
Wait...
Am I right or am I?
Yeah, this is it. This is the scene.
Well, I mean, they have him, man.
What is he gonna do?
I'm like, all the, everyone's just standing around.
They just let it happen.
Let me just say for that guy.
For them, too, he's the bad guy.
Wait, these guys are broke.
His army are, don't they, are, are, are, are they white?
And they sometimes wear the black armor and shit?
Yes.
I know the black armor, and then they have like the face tattoos and stuff like that.
This is not that, I don't think.
Is it?
That's what, that's what, that's what.
It's one of the factions.
It's like a separate group, yeah, but why are they all in this room together?
Like they were together until right now.
That's the only thing I didn't get.
But I thought they were though.
I thought it was like a temporary alliance, no?
Chat, am I wrong?
It's the Emperor's Guard.
I actually don't know.
Yeah, then I'll have the answer on that.
I haven't watched it in a while.
I haven't watched it in a while.
Because I was like, when this was coming up, I was anticipating like a big fight,
but then everyone just moved.
And I was like, why am I following?
And for words together with the Arkadans, the bald guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
They probably have some political promises with these guys that are going to help them
whatever, but the situation kind of gets rid of them and these aren't going interfere,
even though they have some ongoing thing with them.
I think, isn't that what it was with the fight also though?
Okay, so in the war,
none of those soldiers for the emperor were fighting,
they were just chilling like just protecting the emperor, right?
I thought they were fighting also.
But I think one of those things,
it's one of those things where it's like,
okay, I can be wrong about this.
It's like the ally of the big guy
who's getting some orders or whatever.
If the big guy goes and falls, right?
The people that are kind of the ally
or the the the one that kind of follows these guys will they they will go with
whippers winning now no like I don't think they would fight the battle of
some fallen fucking people so what's the conflict that exists now that I can
go there like nothing right like there's no more that that's it I forgot
I forgot how Danny is, I forgot.
He kisses the ring and then he leaves.
See, like, I don't think they want to be ruled.
But they don't want to fight this guy's battle either.
You know what, it's the same thing with this fucking bitch ass.
Like she's the type of person that I think always wins no matter what, right?
Because they decide with whatever is going to win and they don't invest in anybody
whatever, right? And then she still gets mauled in ego that the guy she didn't believe in
is winning. Like, she's like this fucking rat fuck, I think. True or false? True or false?
Not sure he says okay.
So what is the conflict going into this next part?
I can't wait for the ex-QCYB in 15 years where they show his unparalleled genius and vision
way I hit it. It's a time to see the family. So he says, Oh, really? Also, the
daughter's gonna be born and everything.
Honestly, you know what I hope? No spoilers, please. I hope that the daughter
ends up being some whatever failed you whatever, because they're presenting
this guy, Paul, as the guy who's gonna become just off of him with willpower
skill and he just becomes who give us some fucking prophecy about oh oh it
spawns in and it just it just is so fun bullshit bullshit I like the alternative
route where guy wasn't supposed to becomes just because it becomes the
you have to do it. I think he's gonna die at the end of like everything because they keep
saying like you must die to live or whatever and I feel like he's gonna have to die or something.
Yeah like Neo like Neo. Neo becomes because to become you have to become you know become by
being yes you have to get there and do it that's what makes you get it you know
I mean yeah man I'm excited for it though I was just that was like kind of
the only thing I didn't get it but now I get it like they the emperor people
didn't give a shit about this guy it's just some political thing oh yeah I mean
that I think that's what the whole thing is I I think most of the plot you know
I don't think it's well presented within the movie, but it's like it's like a
Super political like the whole thing. I think that's how it is for most the space galactica bullshit
We'll never do it all the movies that are in the galaxies or whatever. It's usually political
Right and the rest is just you know, I mean, it's a holy war
There's more because they were already defeated. Yeah, that that's my main theory that that's my main my main thing
I did the best I can to get some of my shit back but let's just spend a bit at this point.
We quit a few minutes ago.
You left the game?
We both quit the game and we uninstalled it.
Wait, I'm still in here?
great as a candy for you we we could play a few rocket the games you want
that was gonna go to bed but we could play a few games I'm done
I'm gonna get for piss first I never watch as all your workers his place by
defeating him and returning his water to you think I'm stupid enough but the
pride myself is the best of us the drink in view at Zama taking my life was
It is the only way.
I'm pointing the way!
Smell that!
Udara shot! Udara fesihi!
This repeat, come on in!
I think you could have a chance.
Oh, please.
He must never be able to tell the story of the old life story.
Oh, early Chelsea, you're not going to tell the story of the old life story.
Do you know?
Is that the gate?
Oh
I got it.
I said, look at him.
I should have hooked him.
Is this a real language?
This is my father's dookal signet.
Okay, for the movie, ready?
Think you like that job?
I am Paul Moediba Trades, Duke of Arrakis!
And with it, I die!
I die!
I die!
I die!
I die!
Alright, another question I have.
I have couldn't he just like to use the voice thing in there and make everyone believe in him
I have no idea. Yeah, that's me read the book chat. Yeah, I don't know how like OP it is
And then he does the thing where he takes a Kardashian what
Oh
Sha, Sha, when does he say that?
Sha, when does he do that?
He's here, right?
Hey, you guys, you guys want to play?
Oh.
Wait, what?
I just wasn't the fun
All my attention for the bet oh
It's buying out the whole scene
Why don't they make the soy to mink out to them?
Laura.
Oh yeah, this is not the whole movie, you know, the whole scene as well.
I'm sorry, I'm not going to ask you to leave this level. Oh!
Is that nothing?
I think Paul's going to shatter.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
you
you
you
you
you
of shit see it like it's just a bunch of dog shit and then any good movie that
should have been a TV show is not TV show that pisses me off well I think that
my theory is just what I just told you like they need to make the money they
need to make money
I mean they need to make money and I don't like I don't like how fallout feels
rush you but what's the beauty show I mean I think you know what I kind of
agree I think I think for the body that I had or whatever I think it is really
good fallout yeah I disagree I disagree I feel like it could have been there's
so much it feels like it's skipping too much like they could have been in the
vault longer they could have done this a bit longer they could have got more
backstory on each character a little bit we've got a bit more in depth and I mean
I mean, that realm is extremely expensive, though.
Like, that whole thing is, like, they have so much material.
Like, I don't think that they can do all that.
I mean, they could if they want to, but it'd be like, by 20 seasons long.
Yes, they will.
Like, Dexter was done perfectly in my, but the last series was a little bit...
But I'll definitely compare those to something that has like fantasy shit with like fucking CGI and all that.
And you know what I mean? It compared to something that's like just filmed in Miami, you know what I mean?
But it's like CGI backgrounds with like a bunch of they have to do and set, they have to build and fucking like motion capture and shit.
in the killing and the in the in the sea was all real and not
It's just more than filming a fucking office in Miami
No, I'm not missing this. I know I said it's it's less money
Yeah, I'll have to join yeah, but I'm saying the rest DJ this is your index though as well. I mean yeah, but like I said
It's not like it has to be the fucking absolute go to ball time and they spend all the budget on this shit
Oh my god, that was
Well, I think I will get the camera back.
Really?
Well, I'm not sure.
Where is we?
I think we are in the back.
Any problem?
We are in the back.
I think we are in the back.
OK.
OK.
We are in the back.
OK.
I think we are in the back.
you
you
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you
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you
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I don't know what I'm saying, it's like gold.
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
Okay, open up. I got you.
And then, um...
Oh my god.
Oh my god, stand flat solid. I'm so good.
Oh.
Eps!
I can't hear you, call it. You'll call it.
Call it.
and then it's they have you know what golf is right yeah
oh
i don't mean i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
it's um
this is where
you have a stick for every like for every distance or every terrain like you have a stick that's good for everything
Like like let's say I need to do this now get a fucking iron
For and I'll get a wedge later, right?
And they said these fucking crazy printed goofy ass fucking clubs
Like he's trying to fucking reinvent the wheels and shit, okay?
Yeah, there's not like I have like a company that does that whatever like now. Yeah, I guess like his own
He has got like his own fleet it makes his own shit. It's just got them off all
It works for him, holy shit.
So great, it's...
It's like, uh...
Ever seen Goal on TV?
Yeah.
I just wanna warm up.
I
This was just art watch all of the art. It's like a you know what a golf course is
You just
But also the other one is in front of the other one is in front of the
Think about it
It is private rental
So basically you know what golf is?
Yeah.
Let me explain it, I got you.
Yeah, I said.
Alright, so have you ever watched TV?
Um, yeah, do you think you've seen me trying to flick it into our shit though?
Like I was kind of feeling myself there.
Alright, let me explain the meme.
I got you.
Do you know what golf is?
Yeah.
So basically there's clubs that you go in and go for it.
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's perfect.
That's my friend.
No, you, yeah, it was off.
He's like resented it, that's, okay.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I don't mind.
Wait, so.
Give me a second.
Hold on, next.
So, yes.
Yeah.
All right, so you know how there's golf balls?
Yes.
Okay, and you know you can go to the golf course.
Give me a second.
Let me just do one thing real quick.
I'll just set my seconds there.
I don't know if you know, people are, and that's all my God, man.
Can I explain it?
Okay, so, Goph is a...
...is a sport.
Right?
That people play?
America?
Yeah.
And, basically, let me just grab this person for a second.
Oh, Lily usually doesn't have that many strong out there.
you
you
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If I keep it on my wife
My boy
you know okay let me just put it this way the things that Saikunu did if the
frat boy did that in college you'd be known as a fucking legend as the legend
yeah because if Saikunu does it he's a fucking what I mean fuck all then I
just have to admit that he was a legend yeah if it club does that he gets he gets
like huge money everybody loves it Saikunu does it oh whoa
also people are like it's like reacting speaking it for like the girlfriend
that when I didn't see anything from that like they're like acting like like
they like they know that makes them know the relationship but they're not and
they're actually feel about it they know how it's going like they know and they
have nothing it's a blank slate like what
I feel like when they go smurf on my team.
I'm just, I've been actively breathing us for like two rounds.
Oh, okay, that's fine. I don't really care about this.
We'll just play again.
They thought we were GF and then they blowed me out and then they spoke for her.
So, no, I disagree. Like, you don't get to run the narrative just because, just because whatever.
Like, I'm not gonna believe that, sorry.
If it was the ones that speak, they'll speak, but don't speak for them and feel for them, like that's just awful.
I don't think I saw that.
Okay, we got this. Minute 20, let's go.
Yeah.
Might be able to change that every second, though.
So, is there a change where I stand on cheating?
Where the difference is...
Let me explain, let me explain.
Is that...
I don't know what the dynamics are.
I don't know what the relationship is.
So, she think it's bad, Blank Slay, no, finished, that's a fake game, right, but I'm not gonna go as far as making it all the things that they said it was when it's like unproven and unchecked.
It's like, it's just random shit at that point, it's just disgusting, at the point it's just disgusting.
Also, what do you expect if you're just dating somebody based off their personality as they
use on stream?
True.
I mean, like, how can you get a good read on somebody who they are, if you're just
dating a bad...
Exactly.
Like, at least get to know somebody a little bit, and then, like, like, don't be a fool,
then get fooled, and then be mad that you got caught a fool, like, it doesn't even make
Also, yeah, I also hate these guys who like to, oh, um, um, he uses, uh, uh, hate on that persona, uh, uh, to, to lure the girls or some shit like that or whatever, right?
Like, he's like, like, a good guy, uh, or, or some, like, like, an innocent guy.
He's like, dude, even if, even if, yeah, and even if though, like, it puts the girl with a leg up, because they know more about him than he knows about her.
At that point, he's in a full blind and they are less in blind.
How's that 100%?
That was a good pass for me.
Yeah.
If I met one gentleman out, right now,
Arthur Bim, back, agent in check, who knows more?
Do I know more about him or does he know more about me?
She knows a lot more about me.
And in that way, I'm operating completely in the blind.
And I, it in operationally, but I would be at disadvantage.
So.
How can you, they actually got manipulated,
but how can you do that when you know more about them
to manipulate?
Exactly, exactly.
If it was a game of manipulation.
Exactly.
If anything, you can do way more damage
because you know everything's a bet.
Exactly.
And also like that, she knows his finances.
Right, she knows his finances.
He knows how much money he has.
Why do you think that the business was going,
Well, I'd love to go to TwitchCon, but I don't have a lot of money, and it'd be cool if I had enough money to go, but I don't.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, and I'm like, they know that he has money, and she knows that she should extract this out of him.
At that point, I mean, she does exactly to him what the video says that he's doing to them, but he's not.
So it's like, really?
I got shaved.
Oh my God, I got ready. I'm all shaven, and I'm ready for TwitchCon, but I don't have any money.
Oh no, what am I gonna do?
I'm just gonna waste everything here like.
Bill said to log into the server,
he already got all the books for us
and they were all in a chest.
Oh, okay.
Well, after me it's like five minute in the morning.
I did it tomorrow.
He sent me screenshots, he said,
I have every book you need,
I had everything ready for full new gear sets.
I'm pissed, you don't know how long that took me.
All right, we'll do it tomorrow then.
Yeah, I'm gonna.
And I hate when they try and make like this sort of like crazy bit, like the guy wasn't
married first of all, so who gives a fuck.
And they're like acting like he's like a murderer when people do that on the fucking
diddly daily.
They got like four or five hoes on the fucking, on the, on the, on the gram going and they
get in praise for it like gods, like it doesn't make sense.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
I mean, if you're not married, you're single, so I'm just going to put it that way.
Well, I don't give a fuck when you're single, like I didn't give a fuck when you're single.
Oh, whoa.
I didn't give a fuck.
Well, I didn't give a fuck.
Yeah, it is.
Fuck it, dude.
Fuck it.
If you're not married, you're not fully committed and you might as well be single at that point.
Do you really love her and you want to commit?
Okay, okay, okay.
But the concept of having love before marriage still exists and you can feel some form of
sex before marriage and you can feel without sex without sex you're doing it
you're doing the bit again I'm not doing the bit don't have sex before marriage
brother nobody said sex not yes it love nobody said sex you can still be in love
before me well I love you I love you I love you it's not range bait no what
it defined love brother you can love like define it no because you're putting a
line on it that can't be can't be written unless you're married like you can't
compare a married partnership and a non married partnership they're not the
same and to be married you have to be in love yeah yes okay so you agreed
friendship no no no no no no no you're just wrong you just you agreed you
you got me you agreed there's a state of love before I said a marriage right yes
good friendship so we're just I love you as much yes I love you
I agree, I agree.
The girlfriend is under the presumption of being possible or flat out victim of cheating.
And there are no other behaviors that I think are incorrect that are past that.
All the rest is to be discerning.
That video is awful.
We're going to have to do the glazer.
That guy is glazing the rim.
He wishes it was glazing any of the rims.
I said, take your chap, I'm out.
I'll see you in the mall, chap.
Be nice.
If those two was inactive, it's still cheating
because you have to break it off and be firm about it.
And say, yo, what do we get anymore?
Do whatever you want.
If it's not, if it's not, if there's not a clear
and clean break, then you have to assume
that there is some loyalty to be expected, okay?
It's not a hard, if you want you,
and you obviously, I was wondering,
you could do it by text, okay?
If you're at, I think they all have to do,
is at least break up before you say what else?
At that point, just fucking set a text lookie, okay?
Okay, yo, we're done, boom.
So then you can do the next stuff,
at the very fucking least, yo.
But it isn't, so that is cheating.
Don't you worry that it's all about how we hope you enjoy yours.
Also, JPEG excuse now.
Um, oh no, I undergrew it again.
But, where's all this energy for Kaia the shop's gone?
It was radio silence, because the master of the orchestra was organically able to not speak, avoid this, do this, do that.
Because, again, his current social value is elevated.
So, since his value to them is elevated, everybody is extremely soft at that, to the point where they're getting directed on what to do.
to do. Saikoura was the social value. He's almost his currency in that way. Has gone
down a little bit, right? At least in their eyes.
You have no idea how much the content means to me.
He's the, he's the, he's the, he's the, he's the,
you know what I mean?
Although they looked it for attention,
kind of told the jib and move on.
Well, think about this.
If you are the girlfriend,
they're also, it's under the assumption and the presumption
that this somehow helps them.
If they care so much about the gopher's wellbeing,
the gopher's fit of mind,
you could do a big expose on how he cheated
with you, with two of you who had these big talks and had shit's fucking, it's embarrassing.
It's dog shit.
It's trash.
And it certainly doesn't have anybody.
So again, they are, they are either morally wrong.
It's the whole thing is wrong in almost all the ways.
And again, made in a way to, I'm gonna say it again, make some money, make some money.
It's somehow, some attention, some buzz, feel alive
for a little bit.
And all the ones, yeah, it's some Jews on the part of the buzz.
And let me tell you this, if there was a chance
that Psychic would have been away from all this,
and any of all those parts could have been the main piece
in this, and the other way with the prize,
they would have went for it.
Easiest to play in the book.
They would have went for it.
They would accept a relation, a lifetime with them,
a promise of a future.
They would accept the lavish lifestyle.
They absolutely would, 100%.
But when the prize goes away, holy shit,
they're not gonna believe about this.
Then you still know the thing.
They don't, they don't, they spin us.
They're, these people are made of jello.
Like, it's why I called it jelly wig,
jelly wig last night, because I saw it in real life.
We had this argument about the kayak thing.
And if we were on a pretty, on an understanding,
not just the, oh yeah, I think about this,
like elaboration, like complete breakdown.
And it goes on stream, my boy guys, not a short color.
And I'm not gonna talk about it anymore.
Bye, you see it.
I'm like, that's fucking jelly wager.
I mean, that is the most jelly wager you can get.
And that's why I call it like that.
I'm not mad at him.
But you see what I mean?
So yeah, you see, people are, they're so malleable, they're so predictable, like it's so sad.
You can predict the range that people are going to have a mile away, a week away, a week
away.
Bro, you know exactly how anything's going to play out, bro, you don't even look at
Twitter or fucking whatever, what was that?
If you want to know somebody's take,
just take their viewer counts.
Take what they're talking about as viewer counts, right?
See the risks for trade off or whatever?
Boom, there's your answer, finished, too easy.
Any of these people, and I don't know, I'm gonna be rude.
All the LA crew, and even the Austin crews,
let's be honest, you look at the viewer count of X,
viewer count of Y, the take is already made in.
Simple concepts.
unless you go too far, your shit's too far.
Then it's happened with Azmi Goldman.
They were okay with some of his takes.
They were okay with what he agreed was.
They were okay for years with some of the shit
that he was saying.
And it wasn't that radical,
but it was pretty far out to what the standard was, right?
But if your guy was pretty high, they tolerate this.
But now he went so far out in the mainstream
exited perspective that the trade off is not even worth it
because everybody agrees if you're with Azmi
and you're fucking your Gigi.
So that's all the value that you gotta get
and it's all hashed, it's burned.
Yeah, that's about it.
Roger, is there anyone?
All right, we'll see you tomorrow.
What do I care?
I'm not involved in any of this.
I don't care, I don't give a shit.
Oh man, this is a great guy, man.
Aye, aye, aye, yo, this guy's my brother.
Yo, yo, great, how would you feel
back in the days if Kitty had cheated on you
with the whole squad though?
Bang.
Well, it wasn't love, it was just friendship,
because you guys weren't married, fucking bitch.