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It talks about like their MPOV right, but I gotta say
Everybody ended up looking bad and somehow even though Hans Damon looks bad in that documentary
Because he's shooting the past
They actually somehow look worse. That's my take it
Is it what you will about it, right? But because of how bad everybody looks they somehow look worse than he does
I enjoyed it, my conclusion is that Huns cheated absolutely for sure, but if you cannot prove
that somebody cheated in real life, and none of your theories work and the data says they
he doesn't cheat it then then you then he didn't cheat him it's just because if
you say oh well well I think he cheated so he cheated it that's unfair but that's
unfair it makes it so that every player can say they don't like somebody and
they wouldn't get something and say oh then he cheated then that's bullshit I
think he cheated but I'm not a player in the game so it doesn't matter so my
opinion is I can have it in but if you're a pro player punishing others is just
lame and they don't look like a bunch of crevices. And otherchance.com doesn't look great because
all the incentives to Madness Carlson and their endeavors with him make it look like
they conspired and in my opinion it seems like they did it from the evidence provided
So
You have online over the board. Yeah, what what may he cheated online before a lot. It's fine
That's cheating but I didn't over the board. There's no proof. So we'll get you
There's a watch is getting up with the badge tomorrow. Oh, yeah, yeah, so that we could get it
I'm doing it wrong, bro, this is gross, yeah, I think, I think.
Why don't you train again? I will be trained.
Um, and that's the, yeah, I think I'm doing it.
Um, I also want to talk about, but it's fine.
Also, I cannot check, I cannot believe that people didn't find it.
I'm gonna be the people we're hating on Justin Bieber's Coachelt Center, genuinely.
I feel like it's just because Twitter gives a megaphone because of how the argument is
these days.
Most things that are like hate worthy will be blown up but I think it's just haters
getting a lot of likes because they're haters.
But I think people that like just enjoyed it there.
It was genuinely fantastic.
quite one of the better sets I've seen because it is exactly what somebody who
liked on Bieber would have wanted. Yeah I get it all the people that are like
only like the pop but if I wanted more old bangers but the way they integrated
the old bangers were exactly how we watched it initially. If you saw Justin
Bieber's bangers when you were younger you saw them on YouTube. You saw his
It scales you start on YouTube, but
And we're gonna relive it while he relives it as the guy will make who made it and that's that's incredible
Like that is that's creative it nobody cares about some some bullshit like I
Fucking hate backup dancers a big step bullshit
I think that's a dog shit and I cannot believe anybody goes to fucking concerts and go
We want the dancers. We want we want the guys and the girls to do that. Nobody get the shit
I paid it for just a beaver. I want to see the beaver
But I don't care
By it and by paid I mean I'm watching online
Because my time is worth and your time is worth it something
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I've been walking.
I've been walking and running.
I'm not into stuff.
I just got here, Mr. Captain.
You start the stream.
Oh, wait, wait, Miss Rich, how is that?
I thought it was because of your bitch ass command.
We can get this guy a job, I mean, it's right.
There you go, some time, whatever you do, yours then.
67 months, can I get a welcome to the jungle six seven I want to do something
Wait 24 is off of
Hey Felix, are we getting
Some among us maybe maybe some kind of names maybe group horror games
Thanks for the streams. Mr. Q. Please do predictions today for the perversus brothers
me. Dude, I can't see anything. Like the sun is is burning it.
My fucking eyes man. Because I am the fabled ex QCP ex QCP
ex QCP. I will no more be for ex QC. Yo, W. I'm gonna be honest. W.
Ever since this discord call, I gained a lot more respect for him.
Um, likewise, outside of that, I started watching some in
Yo respect I
What I'm streams I respect how long he streams
I'm like fuck what I do is shit. I
Said a little shit in the past, but he always retract because he know he don't mean that shit
I got no more before XQC WWW
W beef squashed
Yeah, I'm the folder I'm the folder yeah, cuz then I can have more friends also also
Same thing with the Phantom and
Duke and all that and amping all the other boys all I do is make some fun contents
We can have some good laughs and something to look back on so that we can win
But I'm not only we can win it everybody wins it because then the chats can have a good lol
Moment I'd rather give the chat a good lol month because they'll remember that and that made the day
I'm building new bridges, this is too easy!
Anyway, uh, what else?
Oh my god, that's so fucking loud, man!
Yo!
It's not an implosion. That's bro. What the fuck is it just say implosion guys. I don't want to implode it is no
Yeah guys by definition an implosion. No, it's not mother sucker. It's literally an explosion
Guys guys implosion is when it's the reverse of an explosion
It's sucking you guys. It's like it's like the submarine in the water
It's the opposite it fold under the pressure
An implosion is
Um...
Very cool video. I like this video time of this implosion. I like it. I think it's from the watch
I actually like the watch implosion completion. Jesus man. That's crazy. Yeah, they reposed this again again
Are you good?
They're gonna pull it again if I watch it. Wait a minute. Oh my god. I'm watching right now.
Yeah, I forgot everything.
I'm okay with that one.
We're just doing this thing.
I actually stopped.
I actually stopped, will you?
We don't even get to do anymore.
We don't even get to do anymore.
God.
How much do you see? I hope you have a good day and you are so handsome.
That was a nice shot.
What a shot, though.
Yeah, they reposed this.
Jack, I actually got to pull the next one.
You guys, I'm not getting it.
Welcome me to the jungle, bitchass.
Jack.
Come on, come on, free it in, free it in.
Come on, come on, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Come on.
I fucking love this guy.
9!
9!
9!
9!
8 below the Polish guy!
8 below the Polish guy!
8 below the Polish guy!
720 though, 720!
720 bro!
Yeah, yeah, what's the whole record for this?
720 though!
That's no bad omen.
At least we're a different shirt for the next clip, Elo.
Yes, HM.
Alma Ease.
My ears.
Um, and so, this is not this section, by the way.
Do you have to set it up as getaway or not?
Start virtual camera.
Alola, well, there's no websites. Oh my god.
Wait, no, what do you mean?
You guys, what does it do?
You guys, what does it do?
Oh, I know what it is.
Oh, I know what it is.
Um, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I need to click on this thing called, um, yeah.
Hey, Jack.
Jack.
What, what do you, what do you even do here?
Like what, like, what is the, what is this?
Tell me like what do you even do?
You just do six seven like this
Like this
Yeah, I don't get it look it doesn't work that
That like that, okay, how do I do make a study?
Well, I have to look at the camera
No, no, that's
Ready
Jack what about it?
After breath 07 like this
No, that's not what I'm trying to do, that's what I'm trying to do, that's what I'm trying
Yeah, how much did you get what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, I'm gonna what's name are you doing act your age 380
No, I can't I don't I'll do it later. Yeah, my percentage score is better than oh
So what I do this
Okay, hold on, what's the music on, hold on, I'll do this, I'll do another, I'll do another.
I need to do some technique here.
Show me what it is.
This is gonna be the worst again.
Show me what it is.
No, it's okay.
Okay, I'm over it.
Okay, I'm over it.
Yeah, we're still doing it.
I don't care how mad you be, it don't matter anything, you know what I'm saying, like fighting
or anything.
Yeah, I'm serious.
Just don't do that, man.
Like, yeah, shit goes off.
I would start my next stream
Oh gosh, I made a little mistake guys. I'm not gonna lie. Do you guys hate me?
I'm just a man. So stupid
Idiot
Just kidding guys get fucked
If I was like, you know, this is how I would start my next stream
Okay, Chad and I should be funny again then in Monday
It's not a bad idea to play this song, but it's not a good idea to do it.
Not bad at all.
That's cool.
The most interesting thing livestreaming has brought us is the most well documented cases
of people continuing to do something even when they suck at it and have no talent for
it.
This is XQC and let me show you one of his first attempts at making a beat.
For the average person, starting something and being awful at it is a reason to quit.
But when a live streamer is awful at something, people flood into the stream to laugh, people
share clips, more people watch, more people donate, and so they are financially incentivized
to continue doing something they are awful at.
Bro, that's insane.
That's insane, Chad.
When you think about this, do you notice it's always in the dark around this?
It's always late night shit that nobody gives a fuck about.
But it's like some it's like throwaway content. Like it's insane. Yeah, this is wrong about everything
And as a result we get some of the best case studies showing that no matter how
Untalented you are at something if you just continue doing it
You are going to improve and to link it back to the subject matter of my channel
I see a lot of people complaining about their progress in the gym being too slow their genetics being bad
But the one thing you're never going to regret is
Continuing to turn up and try to improve and to give you a bit of motivation now show that it was like that
DJ Tonel. Now show that to your Tonel. It's actually Time Traveler that did the Mazzart and all that shit show it now
Now show my symphony.
I want some people making fun of him for how untalented he was at making music
Yo, yo, yo, that's actually where my big bangers are
I can't really afford to donate when I've got to tell you that, you've got to work on your-
Hold on!
Why are you holding your breath while doing physical activities?
No fucking wonder you're dying after a 30 second job or-
Hold it, bitch, I said, I hate her!
Let's do this.
That's what I do.
That's what I do!
Yo, that's from the TN chat.
No. Just wait till the alarm comes out next weekend.
The most interesting thing...
Yeah, I like this.
Um...
I'm sure you're going to know I'm on a swimming pool.
Potentially.
Yes, very.
Mr. President, can I ask you something?
Actually, thank you. You reminded me.
Mr. President...
Oh, the white house good tip, please. Do you know?
Um...
Wait. Yo! Yo!
She hit him with the fucking...
I don't know.
That's insane.
Oh, I have to get to the...
Yo.
Um...
Wait.
Potentially.
Yes, fairy.
Well done.
Well done.
That's weird.
Thank you.
Very cool.
Hi, Jack.
What else we got today?
Uh, I saw, uh, I saw, um, it's able to re-announce it.
Holy, he took the mainstream route, so he automatically wins because the majority will agree with
him.
Oh, that's not true.
Jeez, Louise.
Louise there's a difference between asking millionaires for donations and then asking fucking I'll give a perfect example
You asked rug to donate rug say how donate 10k you said it wasn't enough so you made him donate more that shit is fucking weird
I agree with what Jinxie saying, but I put me in a game again chat and I know
So you're looking me and say oh dude, you were doing the streaming
Every time it's somebody said they were donating I said w and then let's move on to the next person
whatever because I knew what he was gonna do
until I made him do it more.
Go look at the bottom, look at the bottom,
and look at how anybody donated it.
I said, thank you, that's dank.
Now let's go to the next person.
Because I knew what he would do, he would say,
yo dude, what about more, what about more?
And I didn't want to do all that.
And dude, mmm.
And I said, yeah, I'll donate.
And then you guys asked me, how much do you want to donate?
I said, oh, I think I don't remember how much I said
when they finally got me in the call,
but they wanted me to donate like a hundred
to $150,000.
And then you also literally had a stream with Aiden Ross and XQC
and then I think you didn't need, yeah, I donated $50.
And it was fucking awesome, bro.
I gave 50 years of free water.
And then he also, did he not like never hit Aiden Ross about like their shit?
He took like all, like, I don't know, bro.
Hmm?
Actions to clean water so they can live.
Oh my god, did he kill somebody?
Yo, this video just gets fucking clappin' and that's insane.
I'm not gonna read all that.
Okay, yeah, true. Okay. Wait. Fucking true.
Since the game we did two days ago was, chat, it was ends with a riverb- ends with a river body, or a water body. It was crazy.
Okay, hey, I was in it.
yo what is this is this real ruby rose he's giving us a little on threads
give your socials told me at a spice market nightclub
huh what the fuck is that guys what is a spice market is that a fucking dude
is it like doing? I don't get it. I've never heard of that in my life. Oh, a club. I was
only in my early 20s and I'm now 40. It's taken almost two decades. I'm grateful. I've
made it long enough to find a voice. Guys, what the fuck am I reading? She's 40?
Drs removed his throat cancer. Okay. What the fuck was that?
Mr. Mr. V shit Frisbelle, bro, I got a text about threatening legal. Let's try it, bro. Please try it
I swear bro. I'm begging because the motherfuckers that threatened to push legal today. I will win
And you got money so it's great. Please try it, bro
Allegedly in my opinion. I say it
Rock nation gave me that fucking key try it
I'm not worried or bothered at all
And I'll just keep running on mountains. I don't give a fuck. Oh my god. Oh this is debunked, okay?
So I could know around on TV bro, I faked being gay so I could sleep over with some baddies now they say
Yo
Okay, I have seen enough of the chat chat. What are these fucking links today, man?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
Yeah, this is not something I made, okay.
I don't, I don't have the main guy guy there.
I don't know if you've said something to me, let's pour something.
How many was it?
A little small.
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, Marquis.
See, that's the little broken structure.
Go, go!
That's pretty crazy actually.
Okay, that's this, that, this.
48 months.
I love you all, Chatex.
Yeah, we just, we just, we just, we just look at this.
What else, Chate? What else?
I was just wondering about the, about the second thing.
You want the honest truth, or do you guys want to lie to you?
Do you want to know why Coachella didn't let,
Obviously, it's because you guys get to think of the craziest celebrities.
I'm talking top of the line celebrities.
They're all doing psychedelics and getting fucked up,
and they're all getting fucked up drunk and tripping up Molly.
So that's why it's not because of the YouTube deal.
No, the retard. I'm I'm watching this right now.
Nothing's happening.
It was an issue that would have took my stream down.
It's because Chad, they did say they did say the brand
I'm telling you, Coachella has been for the grade A A list celebrities to get fucked up
on drugs without people filming them.
That's the truth.
I think it's just because they're actually boomers.
Guys, I generally don't understand it.
If they make money off the tickets,
and it's mostly all on physical sales,
what do they care about the internet shit then?
I don't think they make a lot of money off their YouTube.
Like watch parties just help market.
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I've got a cold out UX. What do you think of the new boy's season also will you have a lot of this? Oh, okay
I've watched a boy that just didn't finish it yet.
Yeah, I watched it.
Thunderbolt.
Thunderbolt.
Eh?
Thunderbolt!
Firebolt!
Ooh!
How much is that?
YAAAAAAAAN!
How do I drop- oh.
I have Thunderbolt now.
Hello everybody home! Who goes there? It is me the chosen one! Fireball!
Jack, what was the one that was massive that could like bugging out?
Dark blast! Dark blast is crazy!
I love it, I love it, it was a bit less buggy.
Anything else? Anything else interesting today?
It's all I have to find in your best friend.
Hey Squidward! Hey Squidward! Hey Squidward!
Pager, full underscore waiting. Full underscore waiting.
Hello Felix, it is Jebediah Co-Man.
I have been stuck on planet E for 30 years. Please come rescue me.
I am counting on you. Silence, Godspeed.
I don't get in this party, it's getting shut down.
I tried to be the nice guy, you know what I mean? It's getting shut down.
I know the sheriff.
If you guys don't have a license to record, they can't let you in.
Ah, that, that, that, that.
If you don't have a license to sell, look who I'm shutting down.
Oh, God, I don't want to record.
Oh, God, I don't want to record.
Oh, God, I don't want to record.
Why do they say I don't license to record?
Just say they don't want people recording.
It's not that, I don't, I mean it.
That's annoying.
One, two, that's weird.
It's weird to do.
But three, I'm more concerned about the fact.
So why do they say this?
They say they don't want people to record.
Now I'm getting on bullshit, now I'm getting on bullshit!
You don't gain this party, it's getting sucked back!
I know the sheriff, I know the sheriff!
No
It looks bugged
It looks buggy.
Why do you really spend time with people like that?
I see you want to make this political. Too bad I didn't have time to look into anything
about potentially who your wife is cheated with, but don't try to go down that ladder
questioning with me. Because I'm not doing any political.
chat chat that's unfortunately in my opinion it is a little bit of an L
I feel like there's so many ways out of that question line of questioning
I don't know why you just give up off the red but I said like a oh I know what you're gonna do
yo I don't need it that people on the outside knows what you what you mean
so it doesn't look like a diss
Andrew Tate and other what it really sent inspiring
I don't have the context behind it
with Andrew Tate and other, dare I say,
rather controversial figures.
Why do you spend time with people like that?
All right, have a nice day.
Hey, I, how are you trying to,
I see you want to make this political.
Too bad I didn't have time to look into, you know,
anything about potentially, you know,
who's who your wife cheated with,
but don't try to go down that line of questioning.
with me. I'm not doing any political, I'm not married. I was simply only asking because obviously
you got to maybe got to look max then so I could I could teach you how to look max and then maybe
you could switch that up. But thanks for your thanks. How does that apply to himself though?
If the guy is not married and that means because he's not looked maxed and if this guy looks maxed
Why is he not married then? I don't get it. That really applies in the real time.
I appreciate the interview. Alright.
Um, okay. Age. Okay, so that was the stupidest thing you ever read in chat, but it's okay.
Um, yeah, maybe. Alright.
Um, that was just dumb. Chat, what was the full video?
that that was that he did he did he looked kind of soft there i'm not going to lie
uh... you have to play if you go to the world where you're twenty what
well let's see this
go this direction
Install the fucking language back, old friend.
Install the fucking language back.
Why, for a shit-flame?
It's food, man.
guys what why doesn't eat fucking food why doesn't he eat food I don't
yes 14 fucking cornbreads just eat the fucking food
All right, let's take a look at this, it says,
it says, those call us as good as friends, throwing
under the bus.
Why people say shirts are fake?
I almost like I know they was fucked up and why people
are dog-gowning them.
Watching friends of years that acted close to them,
using for their own gain, when it was popular,
running through them under the bus for a few quick
likes, maybe we'll say shirts, bang, bang, bang, bang,
That's what I said, bam, bam, yes, I deleted it, really?
No.
I thought you had, he deleted his own comments like that.
Like, I don't know, I don't know why people do that.
Like, dude, people are gonna get mad at it.
People are gonna get mad at it.
It's fine, people are gonna move on.
Like, if the bad you did isn't that bad,
like it's going to pass and nobody gives a shit.
Like, seriously, nobody actually gives.
Chat, the people that say they care.
I'm not mad.
Most of them are acting like they care,
but most of them that act like they care
don't even watch this content.
So they don't act, so they don't affect anything.
But we're talking about a layer of uselessness
that is pretending.
So you're two layers into the non-damaging
part of social media.
So why do you care?
You don't care.
not clear so come on bro the the the effective danger ranger is like within 5% so I wouldn't
bother with it.
I
Want out of the in-cell
Can you who know my goat entity and movement?
Yeah, this is not a full video. It's right here. I want I want to see what oh my god
Oh, yeah, I'm not going to watch this. That's a crazy amount of time. Do you identify with that?
How do you feel about that who's born out of the in-cell community and movement?
Do you identify with that group?
group, how do you feel about being linked to that group of people?
I'm going to do, as an interviewer, I think this is kind of a dumb comment.
It's overly provocative for no reason.
It doesn't show anything because I don't really see this most of it.
Okay, genuinely.
I've seen a lot of the clips, or maybe I'm wrong.
It's not in cell based.
It's just not.
I think that looks maxing as its core foundation isn't incel.
It's just not.
I don't agree with that.
I don't agree.
I think it's stupid.
Do I identify as an incel?
I mean, how could you ask me that question as a follow-up after you asked me about my
relationships with women?
Guys, a lot, okay, genuinely, a lot of the incel, it might be in it, right?
A lot of it, no all of them, a lot of it is like people that are liking, oh, girls won't
give you the light of day and that makes me mad and I give up on myself type of beats.
It might be then, which I think is out of the opposite.
It's more like women won't give me the light of day because I like value.
I'll find some more that are so valuable and my value will be my looks and it's actually
saying I'm not going to give up.
I'm actually all in on this.
I don't remember this personally, but I think that's the energies I will look the best that I can
so that I have some real value so I will get a light of day, and it's not some in-cell thing.
It's quite the opposite if I were to interject here.
I mean, that's quite literally the worst sequence of questions I think I've ever heard.
Let me rephrase it then.
Luke's Maxine was obviously a term created by the in-cell community.
How do you feel about being linked to that group?
I'm not linked to that group in any way looks maxing itself improvement, right?
So it's about
Potentially even ascending out of that category. So that's that would be kind of one of the goals
It's to disassociate from being a himself and overcome that. Okay, thank you. It doesn't make sense
You're so maintain
You've been seeing with certain people who are from all parts.
Guys, why does this guy have the job as an interviewer?
He's a better interviewer.
The guy clearly shows him some form of judgment and pushback from his looks and the way that
gives your subject a lot of pushback.
That will make him close down.
What you would want as an interviewer is without glazing it, make somebody open up.
As an interviewer, you want him to elaborate and spill the beans.
You're looking at like you you agree and you are validating what they're saying and it's a fine line
This guy is so far off the side on that line. He's actually getting in pushback live
And and shutting it down like it's bad that world. I mean just as an example
You've obviously shared company with Andrew Tate another there. I say rather controversial figures
Why do you spend time with people like that?
Are you trying to, I see you want to make this political?
Not at all.
Not at all.
I'm just curious.
No, that's what you want to do.
No, no, no.
You know you have, you have to do that.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
I'm not.
You want to end it and talk about...
That's not political.
Okay.
Not at all.
I don't care about your politics.
I know you're not political.
You said that repeatedly.
people obviously people make assumptions. I'm wondering what the thought process and
motivation for you is behind it. I guess you watched the peers interview.
Too bad I didn't have time to to look into anything about people. I was simply only asking
because obviously you didn't film with these people. So I could teach you about Lux Maxson and
maybe you could switch that up. But thanks for the time. Appreciate the interview.
All right, Chad, you know what, you know what, you know what?
I actually was glad to hear about that, I get to say, I was in, I think I would go
proven right in real time, but because of all of these judgment looks and whatever
and whatever, when he says, I was just doing this, then whatever good faith you
had before, whatever kind of shield you had, that I'm going to interview, right?
She's already burned through all this. And now it looks like, and then you're
going to say, Oh, I was just, they're going to assume that you're being a fuckhead.
and let me taste you broth right let us see yeah i've proven right in real time okay
all right
i'm not defending him i'm attacking this guy that there's difference i think this is what
people always thought if there's a two-party interaction and i guess only put some pushback
It doesn't mean that I ever did it with an agent.
Alright.
Well, that was done.
Five years?
I did it, Clark.
You can't take Bitcoin?
What? Hey, got a chemistry case with that.
I got a blue.
Why? I just got a blue out of the...
It's just a Bitcoin wall
What the fuck was that?
It looks dangerous blue ends this for real
Yo, that's gonna cool though
Did you have a shield that protects the the hand and that'll be better no okay like a big like like a
Like a shell
That triple T
Um, Vizio is ahead of his time.
Please save me, Donald Trump, please.
I'm asking you.
Please save me.
Please save me. Please get these people away from me.
Dear God's Name, please stop this prudence.
Come on a second.
I am so tempted when they jump exactly when I jump for the thing to just chuck my remote at the fucking TV
like I'm chucking the ball at their stupid fucking ugly face.
Why people happy, why people happy, why people happy.
Yep, I'm doing it.
Face.
All right, well, we gotta go for the win here.
Yep, I'm doing it.
That was so bad.
I can't, I can't load this.
I can't load it.
I can't load the thing.
It's just kind of lame, like because they built an entire audience of oversensitive babies that overreact to everything and they need to always have the moral upper hand in any sort of confrontation or any sort of interaction because they have low self esteem and there's probably something mentally wrong with them.
So what they do is they look to creators that portray a fake persona an image of themselves that is as perfect as possible
So they can project themselves onto that person and then make themselves feel better about being losers in real life
And all these people like you know again, I don't want to name names, but we know the names
They just have an audience of people that are like that. There's losers the massive losers
Well, no, they will like those are the kinds of people if the people that act like they're perfect are a lot worse than the people that they judge
Let me tell you this the people that act is always above everybody else are
Most of the time about nine percent of time a lot worse
Right and they feel like they have to win over the the ones that are better day or whatever because they are under
Those they wouldn't feel the need to fucking dog on them. I mean, we're talking about
about absolute fuck-ass hoes.
Like, dude it, dude it.
The soft voice Andy's shit, right?
Like, look at the League of Legends logs.
Bro, there's a bunch of K-ass in there, right?
With the letter in between.
There's a lot of weird-ass hidden racism in there shit.
I mean, you know, I know, trust me,
I've seen it in many times.
I
Think is also is the nicest now. I feel like sin is higher
Sin is like the nicest person ever
And she's a clown dawn. I feel like it would just be it'd be fine
Like I feel like I would play you know what
Here top here is cool. I feel like top to water above. I'm not gonna put queso below
Senna
Yeah, there you go solid blunt rotation
Sinna I think sin is is also
Blunt rotation is that what is it guys this is what this is what it sure is a blunt rotation thing
me I did post it and I thought it was me as the doctor and had to do with Red
Cross as a Red Cross worker there which we support and only the fake news could
come up with that one so I had what I just heard about it and I said how do
they come up with that it's supposed to be me as a doctor making people better
And I do make people better and make people
Yo
Yo, yo, what?
Brother that is really like a known
Format of the Christ
Wow, check out the format is a known thing now. Wow
Literally
Because another only I think I've seen this a million times like where it's Jesus Christ
Like how could I be to the fake news? It's right there. Also, the whole point is that there are doctors there
Bro, the whole point of this picture is that there is a doctor there or nurse or whatever
And is that this guy requires more healing and only to describe it's gonna heal this much
I think that's the whole maybe I'm misreading it. I think that's that's the gist of that picture
Wait, is that real or what?
I was at a school at the time, so.
That's cool.
I like that.
chat isn't physics cool to think about the physics and player or there's nothing actually it's just it's just inertia but yeah all right listen
he just said
hold on if y'all don't know who tundra does or who is uh do your research but listen
hi it's here's the alakoo
and look look look look
I heard six out of touch on to some more bro. It's the deal. You gotta do your research. All right, listen
I have my second birthday
So when I was young, they used to do layoffs at my mom's job, like massive layoffs, okay?
And they laid off like, imagine the workforce.
Like, we're talking about full office cleaning over, and at the end of all the layers, all
the weeks of layoffs, she kept her job and I drew her a picture where it's me, my brother,
my mom, right?
And it says, mom kept her job and we're all like jumping in the air, whatever.
I thought that was cool, and I saw it in her like memories of all the stuff that we drew whatever
It was on top of the pile when I saw it. It's cool
Listen listen
Speed stress more fake stories. It's it
Mark Zuckerberg
Mark Zuckerberg
You know who Mark Zuckerberg is? Do research. So
No, you're not
Mark Zuckerberg see see
See, he's right.
Hey, dad.
Yeah, I was just calling to check up.
Yeah, I was thinking about what we're going to do tomorrow.
He's thinking we'd go in the car.
Yeah, maybe we'd go to the park or something.
Yeah, I was really hoping to go to the park.
Maybe first we'll swing by, like getting coffee and like
pup cups.
There's some cream.
Yeah, the girls really like those.
Now, so you're gonna go to the, to an area instead of
We have to remember to, um, bring the balls
Yeah, he's a really likes to bring the ball
Yeah, we bring some water
And then we'll come home, go home and
Oh, hey, I'm on the phone, I'm on the phone
We'll go home and maybe we'll have like, chicken for dinner
Smile, okay
And maybe Sam's
Yeah, this is what I hear six out of nine
Oh
It was like those fucking dumb ass stupid ass links man
What is it called? I'm gonna look it up and listen. Oh, bless her. Alright then chat Jesus
I don't know what's that name, what is their hogs?
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So I think those robots are very inconvenient as well like like I think that I think anything
was supposed to have one offer is like shoot whatever and they guess we're outside it and
they have to charge it and they were like yo dude like what time is this shooting a circus
like like we need to know like because the battery and shit and is he anyway in a few
more hours and shit it's like bruh oh yeah don't say okay yeah yeah it's still very early
technology and make sense of shit.
Brother! Brother!
Or is it a guy that says, stop?
Every time I open a solid, he says,
Stop, stop, stop, don't do this, don't bring it,
and then you're like, this shit!
Brother, what are you doing?
Go switch sides!
Can I get a welcome to the Jungle PLS?
Oh, true, actually.
I guess.
Video game on.
Video game on for 800.
This three-word title comes before Warzone, Modern Warfare, and more.
Oh, come on, call duty.
What is call of duty?
Yes
Santa Andreas in this long series is a crime-ridden fictional state not a seismic fault
Jamie was Grand Theft Auto that's where the Grand Theft Auto games are set. You're in the lead with 6600
You're game on for 400 George RR Martin helped create the backstory for the game
Oh, come on players attempt to guys guys what it's about was not topics that are no video games. It's like
What is what is the name of the second king's wife, right?
But we're doing remove the three letters in the middle
and add but subtract 1,500 divided by two.
Okay.
And it like, why is it so easy?
We'd have a ring in it.
Like, come on.
Come on.
This scattered ring.
Jamie.
What is Elden ring?
Yes.
Video game on for a thousand.
An award-winning 2009 game saw Batman facing down
the Joker and other villains in this
title institution, Dominic's, Arkham's, I love him.
2000 for you.
Video game on for 200.
Jumpman was the original name of this iconic character
who debuted in 1981, a couple of years before his bro.
Mario.
So who's Mario?
Mario.
Video game on.
Yo, I got all of them.
I just let all of them under fucking dope.
I'm fucking him.
Bam!
What the fuck, bitch.
I'll do it, I'll do that one.
Um, no.
I mean, no, nope.
Oh my God, just watched, well done.
That's a good update, I like that.
Jack, even when it's like, not too hard,
not even impossible, I'm not, it's bullshit.
What about a tune?
Unk status, what's the name of this?
Unk status?
Unk status for 1200.
James Avery and Adrian Holmes have played
this character on TV.
a lawyer who is passionate about civil rights
and role model for Fresh Will.
Zach.
Is that Phil?
That is Uncle Phil.
Yeah, I mean.
Funk stat is too felt.
Why?
I knew this.
Charles Adams described him as absolutely hairless
with dead white skin and eyes circled unhelpfully in black.
Jamie.
It was Uncle Fester.
That's right, from the Adams family.
Funk stat is 1600.
This basketball film starring Kairi Irving
got made thanks to that typical soft drink commercial
to film pipeline.
Jamie.
Or it's Uncle Drew.
Very good.
Guys, guys, I didn't notice.
He likes to dive into a giant tool of gold coins.
Zach.
Who's Scrooge McDuck?
That's right, Uncle Scrooge.
UNC Starrasso 4.
Richard Liffett.
It is lame.
Michael Montee and Wysmill and I.
And this Unk in the Harry Potter films.
Uncle Voldemort.
He's Uncle Vernon.
That's right.
I mean, I had one letter, right?
And I had one letter.
Yo.
Yo.
Jack, I had one letter out of every answer.
I mean, that's got a close kind of...
Super Bowl setlist for 800.
Only girl in the world.
Run this town.
Right, right, right, right.
Super Bowl 600.
Pump it. Boom, boom, pow.
And where is the love?
Black Eyed Peas.
Super Bowl setlist for 1000.
Hurl in 1996.
You can't hurry love.
Reach out and touch somebody's hand
and chain reaction.
Chain reaction.
chain reaction. Jamie. Christina Turner. No. Barbara Diana Ross. It was Diana Ross that
you L L L. Well done. Super Bowl stat list to 400. Suit and tie. Filthy and sexy back.
Oh my god. Denver Lake to go to Timberlake. That's it. Holy DIY 2001. Jaded. I don't want
miss a thing. That's I got pretty good at it.
Two downing this one.
Did you have one more? One more.
Um, no, not this. Fuck that.
Diana Ross. What the fuck was that? Oh, right. Nothing was yet. So where's my nothing?
I didn't get to finish.
No, these are just clips.
These are not questions, they're just clips.
It's bad.
Followed by iMovie.
That's pretty hard.
In 2025, Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Freddie Prinze Jr. reunited in this sequel slash franchise reboot of a 90s slasher classic.
What is, I know what you did last summer.
That is it.
movie for 16. The Last Man on Earth, The Omega Man, and this 2007 film. Next, next. In Super
Mario video games, mushrooms and fire flowers are types of these hyphenated items that give
Mario special abilities. What are power-ups? They are. In the deluxe edition of the eighth
card game named for this plumber, Bowser Jr. and King Boo make appearances. Who am I, Mario,
but yeah, don't shit. What? This character in the Super Mario Brothers movie. Who's Princess
What?
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What is Super Mario Brothers?
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Super Mario Brothers
There.
Chad, Chad, did you die with that?
I could do that.
This might end up being my favorite video, I think.
Oh my gosh, this is dumbest thing.
I should maybe get the lens.
Yeah.
I'll take it back here.
Yeah, he got there.
Yeah, he's getting that shot.
He's never got me.
I see him.
Yeah.
Two.
Double phase.
Yooooooow, it burns. That's a pretty quick venom.
Oh wow, yeah, wow, that's a little bit worse than a... that's a little worse than I thought it was going to be.
Yozers!
Chad, isn't that... Chad, that seems really risky, you know?
Like, like, do you not need like a video game on?
No, we saw this, we saw this, we saw that.
Yeah.
Alright.
Oh, they have real chickens again.
See, I thought it was not even chicken. I thought it was like some sort of...
Oh, yeah.
oh thank you I'll take it back oh my god I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I can't resist myself this time
just saw this stuck Casemote in chat so I decided to edge to it
The FAA is not targeting gamers to help me feel air control or jobs trying to improve. Oh my god. Don't know really man
Jesus Christ. I will say the initially fit to the decision making for this ability. I didn't know pressure
Let the Marvel Rebels play become editor controllers
early age gamers are probably going to be the best most skilled at this type of job straight
up but not only just that though in almost all the fields because you will have to learn
quick. You have to learn quick what is it? No. No. Stop. Hey, look, I told y'all no
cap. No, this nigga. Listen, this nigga ex QC don't hate us. Bro. Look, there's my dog.
Hey, yo, fuck it. Oh, well, there was like four years ago.
Well, I thought years ago.
Yeah, like four years ago.
Chad, we're at the club chat and and some girl job was in the
need only, I think, because I had to chain on. I'm not kidding.
I'm not getting and she ended up sending a text like a fucking
year and a half later. It's a real story. It's a real story.
It's a real story.
Not only do black people not have rights and robots, but
neither do yo yo what the fuck is this clip brother man
so all right that's it i'm i'm saying enough i wouldn't like it
Yo, 64-260, ex-QC Stan, 80-inch reach,
pretty substantial quick discovery of God.
Yeah, he's a free win for him, though.
Final sign of the night for her team.
Thank you, Brooklyn.
Yo, thank you, Brooklyn.
Thank you.
The championship watch that match this morning.
He was the 16th seed against Nicol de Wauman.
There are displays in black.
Joshua, get in one.
Oh, nice right hand by Oakley.
He's in on his young wrestler's handle.
Oh, plays on the single.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is that part?
He's just playing so much.
Oh, my God, bro.
I don't like the stance of the guy in white top very shaky
He looks like a shit a nigga in the land.
He's just playing so much.
Yo, they're hitting each other.
Jesus!
Loads of replay.
Did this just loop?
Wait, no, this is looped.
Oh my God.
Yeah, this is just loop. Wait, no, this is looped.
This has been stunned over! Oh my god!
Okay, he did it. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I had an episode of it, I thought I was insane.
It scared the fuck out of me.
Oh my goodness.
Both guys have wobbled the other way.
There's a hand.
Blades is unbubbling.
Blades is unbubbling.
Oh my goodness.
I'll pick my hand for Hulkin.
Hulkin has destroyed yours.
It's just a speed difference.
Can wide open too.
He's in front of him.
He's in the longer fight.
He jumped.
Hope you better understand that.
He's still flipping the ball.
Nothing on that hook.
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Yo, yo, what is he keep saying that?
Oh my goodness!
Wow!
Oh my goodness!
You guys are so mad at me.
This right now, please.
Oof!
Nice right here.
That back is playing right on the left.
Oh my goodness!
Oh!
And the lonely legs again!
Hook gets back right in the water!
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Good shot by Hooker.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Jack.
Jack, I think he's got the emotes on the wrong controller binder.
And he just keeps spamming it.
Hooker to the wrong controller binder.
He's getting out of the pit of the robbers.
Oh, my goodness.
And he's, he's like, oh, oh, oh, hold on.
10 minutes left!
What is going on with this fight?
A lot of the connective, even in this game, they're both a lot of energy, so a lot of it are low power.
Curtis keeps looking up at that clock.
Because track's 5.
Yeah, that's heavy still, but...
Oh, get state-competent to that, Chad.
Oh, that's right, yeah, my Curtis!
Oh, my bad.
I mean, think about this, right? We're all talking about hope.
Exciting and crazy this fight is.
This is just a piece of cake.
But who do you see playing?
Eddie's fighting.
He's had a long time.
It's lived in the top five for a really long time.
He went into that decision, but...
How did he...
...hope to fight all sorts of pressure later?
Unless...
Hey!
Come on.
No one's going to have a safe fight.
for years to come
as a pretty crazy fight
that was absolute insanity
Curtis Bland's and Joshua Gifford are related
they go the distance
they're like the one giant highlight
you can literally take any 15 seconds from that fight
and get that highlight real
he drops Curtis Bland
Jesus matter
they keep going
the pressure
On the Temple Zero, that's what it says there.
And the blades respond.
The blades doesn't back down, he keeps fighting.
They trade my hands here.
Then Hulkin throws a beautiful combination.
The speed of Hulkin and the chin of Hulkin.
I mean, isn't that tank super hard?
Opera cut.
Combination.
That was straight on.
But Curtis blades, Curtis somehow stays upright.
Jal from Curtis, right in.
That was a pretty good fight.
I knew that was a pretty good fight.
Chacha, has they not have condensed the other ones, no?
Or they?
What is your favorite thing that popsicle?
Um, who won? I mean, bro, bro, do we have to look at the...
Let me know who won that fight.
The white suit wins that one.
Yeah, great stars, great anacondas.
Chacha, is that the end? Did they just play?
Can I get a welcome to the general?
Let's get down right.
Okay, touch your ear if you have all been granted an official welcome to the general.
Hey, hey, yo!
The general is dying the day!
No!
Wow, that's crazy. He's got such a good show.
Oh
to become champion because she can do that to anybody.
The dominance and the control.
She can do it to anybody.
And right now, she seems to be getting back to look at that.
Oh, she's got a chance to show.
She's got a chance to show.
It's under the net.
That's tight.
Close here.
She's real close here.
Luffy's got a low, she's got those hands up low.
But she can jump on one arm.
Yes.
And she's hiding right.
If she can get that left arm around the back of the shoulder,
shoulder yes she can start to choke without getting the lock especially with the length of her arms oh yeah but now she's getting it
oh she's getting deep
yeah it's done
look he has a trouble
she's out
Tatiana Suarez with star points tonight
the first woman to finish Rupi Kovina
phenomenal grappling by Tatiana Suarez
she's so technical
How many times is there per night?
I thought there was never a match.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Yeah, a lot of submission finishes there.
He's not out.
What's the rep doing?
There is the toss.
It's there.
Matau's down.
There you go, son.
The rep touches the guy like he was out there.
Well, I think he thought he was briefly, but it was incorrect.
All right, boss.
He looks down.
Let me just get a knock out here for real.
And Nate the train better find the way back on the tracks.
Nate better find a way to land something.
Because right now, yeah, it's not him coming anything.
Wow.
Slow him down.
It's already destroyed.
And because he's hurt so much with the hands,
he's worried about the hands, so the kick's going to be even more real.
Come check that one.
Nice job. I picked up my Swanson Landwell wide-eyed in the face of trouble.
I think it's pretty low power for a round one though.
I think it's a little bit, it's a little bit of violence for kids to watch that note.
Oh
The difference in shape is insane
He's gone! He's gone!
Paulo Costa!
No!
He's gone!
He's still in Miami!
And Mersecombe!
No!
No!
You beat it!
No!
Now back inside the F205!
Especially when a new champion gets crowned tonight!
Yes!
Alright.
Now Paulo...
Mersecombe.
You can see him getting replayed.
Jeff! Jeff!
Is this the last flight?
Yep.
I might have tore something back there.
Oh, no, I don't want to go where he's right there.
He's a fighter, man.
He is.
Look, Yuri wants him to be a stand-up.
That's so unfortunate.
He's going to stay still right there.
Nice left hook from Auburn.
Fight through it as best he can.
Oh, not as bad there.
He's in trouble.
Did he hit a snapper?
He hit a snapper.
Did he hit a snapper?
Oh!
Oh, no, it's bad. Yeah, he's a trouble. Did you hear the snap? I didn't hear the snap.
He's in trouble. Yes, he is. You're gonna stop the...
Oh! He got him!
Trust me, I was gonna give him a try, but I got him!
I'm gonna try another round!
Ah! Ah!
We got him! We got him!
Oh, my God! We got him!
He won the title with a blown-out knee.
That is white, black, black.
Chad, Chad, there's a famous, like, like a snap when you turn the ACL on.
Watch them do the stand-up.
That's so unfortunate.
I'm not going to see how it goes.
Why is it going to do that?
Oh, it was before that.
You can see it in the replay.
It was before this?
It was way before this, it makes sense.
Oh, the bottom left shows it, it makes sense.
Can you hear in the box?
Oh!
what the gush done is that? that's not the ACL, what the fuck?
what a fucking wire snapped
yo, that's not my good at all
look at Yuri, Watson did a stand with it
that's so unfortunate
yo, yo, check this out anything
I don't want to tell you a doctor, but yo, that's not the ACL or the MCL
do you know how much power you have to have to tell your MCL?
Yo, usually the MCL, the only thing that's in shit like car accidents, in super forceful accidents, that you can't do to yourself. That's insane.
Um, what are you wrong? What are you wrong? What are you not sure? Yo, fuck you!
what they are, where, or when they come from, uh, but is like, um, okay, what is that?
Did you watch it?
Okay, start a shooter.
I'll watch it.
My eyes, my ears, my fucking, my listening device.
What is this, Che?
Che, I think it's not the wrong thing, Che.
Like, like, you have like a cross and you have like an X.
And that's two magazines.
The ACL and the...
A moment that changed the course of history, although no one knew about it.
During the years of strife, many turned to the most primitive ways of solving problems.
Everyone for themselves is what it was.
We had to change it.
It's many years and a lot of effort to make everyone come to terms our terms
Is it no gameplay
Seven years
Fuck!
An amazing weapon!
Intentive!
Our guidance made humanity united, gave them purpose, but did not remove greed or whole grudges.
Yet, it gave just enough to make almost everyone move into the future.
The new golden age of humanity has started.
Hey, they keep making games in the future.
What are games in the past?
No.
Ready and dedicated.
We removed our old boundaries with advanced core technology.
Extraction shooter, but it's in the caveman ages.
Well, you load into the big continent or whatever, right?
And then you go with a rock
and you try to get a stick or a sharpen stick
or you try and sometimes you get a fucking massive,
my moth as a boss, you kill a moth, and then you get,
oh, I'm loading into the next lobby
with a big ass fucking tusk.
Like, okay, then I have a fucking, I have a lion's tooth
or whatever, that's my knife.
And then you get better fucking gear.
I do extraction.
I'm extracting bigger rock.
I'm extracting the obelisk.
Two-hand rock, sharpened.
It's a purple item.
It's a legendary item and it's enchanted with the bear's soul because you killed a bear with it and then it enchanted it.
Take contact. Battlecruiser is 0-4.
We started the Renaissance to last forever.
DEVIL!
LEAVE HER HOME AWARDS!
LEAVE HER!
Confirming backup trajectory for Mars.
We're maintaining 300,000 clicks.
I'll get that more time. I don't want to take the best thing.
And mods some damn re-pets.
I'll get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, definitely.
It's okay, it almost is where it comes out.
All right.
Aw, but yeah, this is why I'm driving.
Oh, man, when do we go to UK?
The nature is
Yeah, but we're not racing like that, though. These people are like fucking insane, like, brother.
Yo, yo, what is that?
The Popeye's one-piece collab meal was drawn by a church on the buildings.
What could they possibly have cooked that is worth this much fucking wait time?
One piece is mid. Boom. Case closed. I don't care about no one-piece meal, one piece.
I don't care about one piece chicken nugget. I don't care about no fucking one piece. I
I don't give a shit. It's so mid, it's egregiously mid.
This is a 300-tiger.
Joe, why'd I get so much Tiger Woods on my front page?
Cutting up the right side.
Yeah, that's his normal spot, Mark.
Oh, that was off somebody.
156 yards up the hill for Tiger.
The lie is only fair at best.
But it's a nice timed pin again.
That's about the size of the plane we had number three yesterday.
You're making me blush.
Oh, you're kidding.
Oh, come on, man.
That was a great try, wasn't it?
XQC-L. XQC-L.
It's going number two.
Holy juice.
I was looking to find a way at the factory.
Holy.
Please don't destroy the vehicle with a fire mark underneath the hull.
Oh!
Oh...
He jumped it right in the back of the hull.
Nicely done.
Watch out for the excess QCM.
Left to right, and the rough gritty cuts in on the right-hand side.
Thank you, SLI-R-70.
That's cool, I would love to see more games during these time zones.
You time zone? Bro, we do games all the time in the U-Time zone.
Um, anyway.
Brother, we do all the time.
What's with the video?
Um...
Anyway.
W24 in Bloomfield, New Mexico officers respond to a shooting to them. There are multiple victims and at least one has been killed
Execution style and body cam
Shows federal US marshals tracking down a drug trafficking operation in the deserts of New Mexico
They watch for footprints right there as you guys are trying to go in
When we do on the on today, I think it's 5 p.m. I
Let's go all the way around the park just to preserve this little area over here.
You just think that way around until they pulled it. Yep. Hold on looking
Sheriff's office if you're inside
Sheriff's office make yourself known
Can you see me a little bit under here this map? No
If you're in here, make yourself known.
Police department, if you're in here, make yourself known.
All right, come on.
The north face of the trailer.
So we can try to preserve.
So we can go right back.
How long at the hallway start?
One fell police, if you're in here you need to come out with your hands up open and empty.
You see two in here?
I'm not going to pick up your belt or something else and put it in the washroom.
One fell police, you're in here and it's show time.
Okay, grab, move it.
What was in it was in the fridge?
Take a fridge
Yeah, we're good.
Okay.
Let's get on out.
Hey, don't walk there.
We don't need anything else.
It's not affected right now, are there?
Nope.
Yep.
Martinez, you will get a log sheet.
So nobody walks through there.
So we walk through there.
So this stuff is still virgin.
So we need this spot preserved.
We need to spend 45 but I didn't see a gun
It looked like
We didn't see a gun
Do we think they ran out the front door or back door?
Let me have a look at this video.
Oh, Ron, this is ready.
Hold on.
All right, Gray, if you can beat this water temple by the end of the day, we'll take you to Disney World.
I've been missing my cupslop, 6-6-1-G.
Water temple?
Wait, what? Disney World?
All right, Gray, if you can beat this water temple by the end of the day, we'll take you to Disney World.
That was a little hard when you were younger
It's full of puzzles and dog shit
And let me check if he's actually ready or not
Yo, what the fuck is this dog shit?
You're gonna make me uncomfortable.
I just-
Chad, I think they're trying to copy Jack's films or whatever.
You are not him, little buddy.
You are not him, little buddy.
I don't know.
No.
No, dude.
It's our two-year anniversary.
Really?
Where do you see that?
It says two-year friendship anniversary.
You fucking broke bitch. Yes. What the fuck how about I send you a gift so it says send gift the button is there
Listen, you're fucking gift motherfucker. I'm not a good gift. I got you sent your gift
everybody
Yeah
You send me Jack future
Yeah, it's take bro. He said send gift
Look look look what I'm gonna send you
Waiting waiting waiting
It's so much love right here. I'm gonna come back at you ready. Hold on
Let's see what I got in my folder here. Are you showing each other?
Yeah, I've got a couple good
I'm not showing chat because
Yeah, you raise the present games or what? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. Yo, listen. I'm currently
What's the what's my rating right now chat? I think I'm currently zero and five. No zero in Rosalind
Yeah, so today I'm about to get my first ever win because I chose a easy competition
But who did you play and then you lost all your all your bozo like how are you?
Oh, I'm zero and three. I lost against Ludwig. I lost against Jinxie. I lost against
With my other oh, I lost against Joe Bartima fozie. So now I'm going against you, bro
Can I be honest with you, I'm probably the strongest opponent of all that you've ever
faced.
Yeah, my ass.
Brother, I've never lost a bro as a bro, ever.
Q, bro, I'm not worried.
I'm dead ass not worried.
I have never lost a bro as a bro, ever before.
Well, until today?
Until today?
Until today?
Wait, wait, you play against Joe, you play against Jinxie?
I once against Joe, I went against Jinxie, and then who else did I go against?
Jinxie and
My god, who's the last one? I just lost it again brother. Can I be a little? Oh, let me I gave Jinxie like like the easiest
Possible path to win and I still won by long shot like yet
It was so even if I'm the way like so easy. Do you think I'm like intimidated right now?
Like that night dead serious idea my supposed to start freaking out like what do you what kind of reaction do you want from me?
Okay, you want to start again again, okay? Let's do no pattern. Let's not happen. No pattern. I have a no bad open
I have been open open. All right. Listen men three games three games three games. We gotta choose them
bro versus bro
You see
In this channel
I'm trying to think here who what games? Oh
Okay, let's talk about it first.
What games are you generally good at?
Is it a shooter?
Like, don't even say everything.
Don't say everything, because you're not.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't even do it.
I'm good at absolutely everything.
Oh, my God.
I knew it was coming.
I actually knew it was coming.
I think I could actually beat you in certain games, though.
That's the thing.
So it's really going to come down.
I think we choose our neutral games first.
What is the neutral games?
games um battleship all easy classic but no no chat right but brother I my
record is clean I don't know I've never cheated I've never cheated it or be
keeping close to you in any game she did ever I've ever never never as much as
I have a 100% fidelity bro I'm not kidding I'm not gonna I saw an emote one
time in in in a mother's lobby in like five years and I canceled the entire
lobby I said guys I saw them out and it didn't even help me but the fact that I
saw them all means that I feel bad we're canceling the game and I can't hold the
game they're saying you cheated in fall guys that I didn't cheat I didn't
cheat I didn't cheat wait did you cheat in fall guys I didn't cheat that's not
cheating I made confidence what I did all right all right um let me think here
All right, second neutral game and bottle no that game is so boring can anyone else agree?
I don't know why I hate it. I also hate it, but yeah on on Google
It's like so boring for some reason like I don't know why Geo guess her. Oh, oh my god. Actually good
So you'll guess there is but is that neutral are you good at that run?
What?
Is that that wait, hold on let me try to eat this and smell this out um
Is that burritos?
No, it's cheese.
It's cheese, no?
It's a cheese sandwich, yeah.
Yeah, I got it with a cheese.
Kevin?
Wait, how good are you at GeoGuessr?
1 through 10, don't lie.
1 through 10?
Yeah.
Like a 6, for sure.
A 6? What am I?
Like, if 5 is the people that just logged in,
I know a few of what we call
Meta guess her strats. No only a few that that help that help me to do better than average
I'm laying web of stone. Okay, not bad not even that bad for real. Okay. What's our third game then?
You want to do wiki speedrun or actually no last time that got fucking dude?
We had so much motion me and it was so much fun if you're gonna wiki race or no no
You could basically do like
It's so much fun, but the problem is our viewers since me and you are so famous. Oh, they're gonna go and change the bookies
I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, um speed typing, you know, it's a typing speed typing.
I am not that good.
I wouldn't say it's a neutral.
What is spy party?
Can never mind.
I have spelling bee on Roblox.
Okay.
So I did last time we can't do it.
You cannot customize the game to make it work.
It's actually terrible, but we can't do it.
Well, no, let's not get on some.
No, no, no, like I had a server I customized the game and it was awful. It was it's it's born. It's not label
Connect for chess. Let me know
Okay, all right now you choose your games in my games
I feel like 333 now. I think that's usually good. Sure. Okay. I gotta talk to my child.
You should play roblox skibbity toilets. I'm trying to think of what I'm better than you
at that as the absolute cinema chapter my own game would I put it in
as a watch is a massacre I can put chess but I kind of suck a chest okay
overwatch can be played then I will do sport if you don't do overwatch bruh it's
be a snoozefest. Okay, all right. Let me think here. Yeah, but, but what, what he does usually,
what he does, uh, James, what usually usually does, he does a thing where, um, listening, he
crafts the, the one they want to, where it's like, you know what I mean? Like he makes it like, oh,
you only have to win one at a, one at a, at a seven or something like that.
Hmm. Well, I usually do so big play. Wait, I'm confused. Say that again. I'm a little confused.
Normally what he does is that he puts it where it's like
He has a handicap it. Yep. Oh
I thought to you I'd have to install overwatch
But I've never do as you most of the games
That that I beat you at or literally the games like because you feel like you young young lads
Don't play any variety of games. Like you don't play games. You don't play games
The only game I'm scared of you in is CS Fortnite, that's it, that's it.
Got it, all right, so we're gonna play CS.
I can beat you in hundreds of games, you know what I mean?
Okay, okay, so what about a race to make a cake in Minecraft?
I won against Joe against that, you couldn't beat me in that.
We could do, we could do build battle, build battle.
My God, a build battle?
I've never done a build battle, what is that?
We queue together into lobby and it's just creative.
They give you all the blocks and you have to build, let's say, build a unicorn and people vote on who has the better unicorn.
But how do we know that our viewers aren't going to just vote for who they like more?
True.
He's hustling you, he's good at Minecraft?
Oh, I mean my build battle skills are pretty decent.
I'm trying to think here, what could be a real neutral game?
I'm trying to tinker.
I mean, not an intro game, my game.
It doesn't like it.
I don't think it's my game.
I mean, we could do it.
It's just like.
It's a game.
Manchefx, QCM.
UHC dual?
Do you ever do UHC?
94 months.
What is UHC?
Is that where you fight each other?
It's a Minecraft 1D1 that has like a few gapples, it's the gapples.
Oh my God.
I've never done that, but I'm down to do it if that's your game.
No, no, no, no.
Not as my game, I don't think.
Why?
You're not better than me. I roll you now. I'm a heroine. Well, then why wouldn't you put it because it's
You say if it's a if it's a clap your cheeks, it's gonna be a snow specie. You feel me, bro
Shut up put any game you want. What do you have a gun that what do you have a gun? I don't it's an airsoft gun
It's uses a prop
right
Look you it's an airsoft
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. I'm not here. My ears. My ears. My ears. My ears. Okay
What am I good at bro I'm trying to think that's what everybody's been asking for years
Loki hold the dick writer
I'm right in your dick in the sense I mean because I'm not a cum simple as that okay
Well, that's not it. That's not hard at all your one pump jump according to your girlfriend
What how do you know any of my girlfriend? Well, I mean
Ron is a one pump chump bitch ass
All right. Well
If I'm a one pump chump
At least like at least when I shoot my comment doesn't turn into a creature like you
So that's what your boyfriend said
Are you what am I why you think I was in my son my son you a son wait
Well, I'm gonna tell them and I'll make a joke Jesus matter. I don't get it. It's not a son. It's a daughter
What?
Just kidding like that like the emote son. Oh, yeah, we should make a code. We should make a emote called daughter
That's awful. That's all right
Let me think in the next two games. You have your three games or no, I love metal ship
You know I've always had a lot of metal shipping. It's just we are that that is it. We're gonna do that. I just fuck
That's neutral
And am I better than him at Rocket League chat? Oh fuck no
I'm not doing, I'm not doing Mario Kart against them.
Hell no.
That's for seven months of the jungle.
Ha ha.
Excuse me.
Do you have hot dogs at your house or no?
We could do a hot dog eating hot dogs.
No, no, no.
I don't eat food.
Hey.
Any of you in the raid, Crack?
Um, um.
I'll put my killer against my game, actually.
Okay.
I gotta think of two more games.
XI am Daniels do a staring contest. Could you please do a cigarette smoking stream?
We could do a guess the WNBA player
What
First to get harder
All right, bro, I got to give two games at CS he's already almost done. What are your games you're doing? You're doing rocket league
Yeah
Challenge oh God with friends on a small matter. Oh my god
Yeah
I don't want to do just shooters chat. I'm trying to think our six is made
And I think he low keys even with me for that
I can't do for an idea of guys because the website gets taken down because of you guys
Excuse me. You should do chess as well. How are your friends?
She's always not really a good one-to-one game. I've only had it's more down, but more than I was a lot to download
It's not that interesting
Let me go to steam. Let me see what's on steam
What is tricky towers? I
I love Trinity Talons in my favorite games. Oh nice of them. I'm odd. They're just they're trying to set me up. Got it
At least this year
Chai like not your friends, but I don't think it's just gonna like it and
Why do I something called Jim simulator
I'm not doing
Chat game for me
That I would probably be the minute
Our night was tongue tongue tongue so war six QCL thanks for the streams bucket, right?
$8
I'm not doing cases cases is mid
I'm trying to think I I mean I could do rainbow, but I don't really want to just shooters
Like I think I'm better than you at like certain shit like what like what oh my god
I actually want to do yeah, just to put this up when the king is talking like what game hold on like what shooters
You only be mean like shooters
What are you talking about rainbow 16? I'm better than you at CS go. I'm better than you at Valorant. I'm better than you at call
A duty. I'm better than you at like what are you talking about like what other shooters? Okay, then put it on my six then
Okay, I don't care
I mean, I just thought I'd been boring for you because I would have just fucked you in your ass
Racing game. I need one more. Let me take care
Oh
My god, who could get farther and balloon tower defense for?
You wouldn't stand a chance and what what what what? Oh my god. You actually wouldn't stand a blues any six
Oh, holy noob guys, you hear this guy. No, no, no, fuck it
Blue did he say what holy noob, bro
Well, I come in balloons if I can bitch with me. It's like a timeout blue to the blue things say not for
My blue blue six or four I
Challenge you to first person to beat Milena. I'm just kidding. That would actually be kind of fun though. It'd be fun
um but we have the same build though
i mean i know it her moves my heart so
what about we roll a randomizer
in randoms and it gives us both a viable build it's not op we have to learn the moves
that are way that's a you could do that no you can't i think you have to download files and
shit it's gonna bubble ah actual fucking yeah you can probably take the three hours to set up looky
uh...
what is this game
what is point
uh...
just because you're gonna have to
but this is your game you use your games
i know
anything here
i could do gta five chat online where we do a punch off whoever knocks each other
out first time
five times straight
Pretty good at that. I'm not doing Fortnite. What games are you doing?
You've got the friends Rocket League in. What's your last game?
Uh, you can choose. I could do Mount your Mount your friends, chess, tricky towers, Halo, whatever you want.
I'll play.
Let me know, bro. You let me know. I can base it off that.
I don't know what tricky towers is, bro. Don't put that freak shit in the air.
Deadlock 1v1.
No, no, gov is a neutral. I mean, the other live hours on gov friends.
No, you put Rocket League is your game, Golf of Friends your game, unless you want to switch it.
I'm not going to get an order.
I mean, bro, I'm going to beat you, bro. I'm not worried, bro. I'm not worried.
Actually, what are you stressing about, bro?
Like, I'm better than you at games. Like, I'm not worried about the game.
I use a lot of paper content. I get it.
Bro, you're dog shit. I think that you do. Just stop it.
Okay, so remember this right now. I'm going to beat you.
Brother, if we were to make an extended list of 100 games, I would be so...
You would lose 80% of that.
If you got if you got at most ten games of the interest out of a hundred
Your games out of my chair if you got you're a dick rider
Because that is Cal you know I'm a gamer you know it deep down you know I'm actually a talented gamer
I'm actually I'm actually I'm our chat Riz off
No, and then we've roleplay is 34 year old men. That's harassment mix
um dark role you like dark role never heard of it bro don't matter to me I'm
dead ass what is tricky towers dude play tricky towers if you want Ludwig
made me play his bullshit ass game that he made what he played what he played
what was the game called he made me play the game that he made and I lost in it
Really?
Yes.
What is the game called?
What the fuck is it called?
What kind of hashtag is this?
Rivals of Eider.
Oh, yuck.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
We could do remove a piece of clothing every time you take a chess piece.
Okay, but I mean, I take your pawns and you're naked already.
Yeah, I'd be fucking...
That's the whole point of the thing.
You had a raid, bro.
It's appreciated.
Oh, man.
Oh.
Well, by the goon off where we both
Oh, each other are camera roll, right?
And it's whether it gets a hard first loser.
Well, you would get hard pretty quickly,
but I think a lot of pictures of myself.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I thought.
We know we could do.
No, I'm not doing that.
I see.
How do you have no games?
How do you have no talent bro shut up. It's an apartment for him. I love it. You know, but he doesn't play it
It'll be born. I mean he's just he's gonna be running around getting beers around his fucking main a hole while I'm pushing in with fucking
Fucking soldiers and yeah, you got you got skate three or no
No, but we could just play a new skate I've never played the new skate
I was gonna say whoever can get the biggest
Score
5k likes on a tweet
Think of one game each right now that we're both good at and just write it down who gives a fuck like I'm not gonna write down
Fortnight, I have to we have a mutual games though
What are you talking about, bro?
Why does that need both good at it?
Like what?
OK, you want to do two good games each then?
A neutral for like five neutral games?
Yeah, you can have your own.
It's up to you.
I'm usually weak and run all the neutral games looking.
Never seen that before.
But I said, your repertoire of games is so shit.
We have we would have to literally get historians
to find shut your ass up, bro.
I'm saying, I'm just saying, oh, my God.
We need somebody to pull out of Grim War out of the fucking
Encyclopedia stack to like to find the one thing you've played before.
Brother, you should do a dick riding contest.
Oh my God.
Okay, then you only won then because you're on my fucking dick and hold all day.
Fuck, I'm already fucking nutted.
You're pregnant, man, for all the riding you're doing on me.
Shut up.
Okay, now play one game that isn't fucking 49 pussy bitch, S.
Now play one game that doesn't involve a fucking
guerrilla with a sword, bro, that fucking major whole career.
Now play on my cock for like a minute and a half, please.
Okay, give it.
You're all talk
Mother you are all talk. All you do is show your ass crack on the fucking phone
Okay, and all you do is just fucking stutter now what and all you do is waste my time with this fucking dog shit
You're doing without for choosing games are good at because they're gonna give it you're gonna do nothing fuck you
Oh, look, he did the stutter thing. He did the stutter thing bro. Look you got me. Actually, so you got me
I take an Elvis wanna
Now choose a game you're gonna
walk walk zero games
There's just so many I mean
So many. The name 10, just for fun. Just for fun.
normal party first to beat millennial at the studio no minecraft no rust probably
nuts
holy shit let's do I'm doing I'm right now my game bro minecraft I don't give
up minecraft race to make a cake I deadass don't care you can take it or
leave it bro you scared what you don't know how to play pick your last game
Bro pick your last fucking game. This is where fucking heroes are made
You have to get you have to get milk and sugar, right milk sugar two eggs and wheat simple
Don't be scared don't be scared chat I smell so bad
Why that's so easy to do that
that. On the same on the same
same seat or not. Yes same seed
same seed. Okay. Sure I pick
your last game bro. Um no no I
already have my games rocket
League got friends and I was
going to put you put anything
else. You want to put chest back
easy. I got back. What about
what about my your friends. I
don't know about your friends
but I'm down bro listen I'm
What are any games that you've listed?
So let's just do a UY, what do UY?
Why the type in GG?
Oh man, because you lose all this.
I'm getting mad, bro.
And you don't want to see stable mad,
because when I'm mad, you're mixed in with the lightning
and the fucking thunder.
And you're not ready for the fucking thunder storm.
Okay
Jesus Christ that line is so bad
I love it R6 in there ours. I'll power six. I got you on our six so so so my games
I got CS Rainbow six siege Minecraft race to make a cake for the neutral
I had battleship Geo guests are connect for for your games. I wrote rocket league golf with friends chess
Are you ready or not, bro? I got you guys good
All right first of five, you know the rules we
Yeah, yeah, I just want to tell your friends. I can play it either
I just say the chest is better because he's seen the board before I didn't know that hours now, but now your friends
It's gonna be like you know, he doesn't even play before makes me
Oh, how about you stop your check your check your check your check your check your check your check should I order food today?
Your check your check should I live today? Your check. Should I breathe? How about you make your own fucking decisions?
You're a grown-ass man. How about you make your check to fucking interactive so they they love you. They want it
I
Think someone to the jungle yo shit
Actually fucking ironic
And then whoever loses it chooses the next game of their own choosing
I feel so bad because you think it's a good day because of a chance when I crush you you're gonna want to go offline and I know
it's just sad it's not sad I want to ruin your day and prove you're wrong not even getting your mods
clip this right now when I do you want to play with the same guy or do both
play each our own guy same guy everyone knows the rules and then also
Smash it, smash it!
Minimum of a gift, bro, minimum of a gift, sir.
Next QC.
Uh, Schmidt?
Let's do it.
Commanders, though, right?
Commanders, we're perfect.
Alright, that's what you're telling the corner.
True to where is my network.
Commanders are classic.
S-M-H, my head.
Penis.
How do you hide this, Chad?
Oh, look, can you put my, uh...
Uh, I actually see all my big guys, Trace.
No, nothing gets for cams. I'll only fix it now.
I
Don't like that I I have to see your thing to have it whether it's
You know need me this why did I joke like that like funny I made you like that
What like does I didn't find you over it's just lame like what is not here?
I mean you could have just said no
Oh, but it's no you've done that
Fucking mad man. You're insane
Welcome to the jungle don't know check all you these delayed these delayed these
Discord cams. I could use discord cams. You know how to set that up. Yeah, we did it
Just don't blush
You have it on have it on have it on
Let's put them over this
Good luck my guy eggs. I love you
I had you
From Discordaline to this window capture for Discord.
I'm sorry chat if he's ugly. I'm sorry.
It doesn't actually work.
Hold on.
Remove?
Bottom left chop. You got a dumbass, that's me.
Window capture?
I see him I'm ready you ready I'm not even bum fucker all right you gotta invite me commanders
though you're doing commanders okay so a pro friends yep I do create game I do
commanders I put my I don't mind it's yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you want a map
That's like symmetrical or not magical
I don't play it for my bed
Five three zero nine
Five three zero nine bang
20 game. All right. What's your name? What's your character using?
Schmid
Well, why does the game is playing in this game?
Let the games begin, let the games begin.
I don't think I said it only though that I really close out of Bones and I have a camera
that shows it for both my mothers.
Okay, I'm gonna close both bro, but I don't want to hear you say I'm sniping then.
I closed both.
You don't have to go emot only, I'm not emot only, I'm ready.
Just don't cheese me, bro. Just don't cheese me. Okay, I'm gonna put the cams on. I already have two cams
But okay bang then bang like I have no information from the outside world. I'm zero
I don't either like that. I'm gonna could die and I won't know
Whoa, what is this unique map?
Okay, but this map is a abilities it'll go by really quick
We'll see how quick it goes first.
Wait, this one's a penis, what the fuck?
Yes, it's called a chode.
Okay, be a twin or not, sorry, I didn't even answer.
Um, yeah, let me open up my chat for a second.
Chat, be a twin or not.
Oh my god, bro, how do you like position these like I
Mean this is just oh, but I think it's the what this is the rocker Mander
I mean
It's fine
Chaser
Check it's whatever it's just I
Yeah, I think we I think we do different yeah forfeit for this is not this is not Smith it not Schmidt
That's not Schmidt in the chat ready. All right. What is yeah, we're three two one?
To 417
Got it.
Alright.
William Carl's sake?
Johanna's schmidze.
Johanna Schmid.
Go, go.
Oh, this is the classic.
Oh, I know this guy.
Alright, this boat right here.
It was too predictable, okay.
Oh my god, that is an actual good positioning.
I'm ready.
Ready, let's go.
Come on, heads, heads, heads.
Hurray!
I don't know what that is.
Shut up, bitch.
You kidding.
Let's be honest, that's just pure luck.
Let's be honest, that's just pure luck.
It's a small board, bro.
This is a small-ass board.
And you're awful.
Now do the thing.
Call me a cheater.
Come on, Chew.
Where am I?
Am I in A4?
Oh, close, but no cigar.
That's not as bad.
You don't even know what I'm doing.
Wait.
he has a strap you don't even know what I'm doing you have no idea okay so this
one is obviously it's okay so it's either he's you see where I'm aiming at or
no no fuck that was the fun how's out of the room the fire because I wanted to
see okay so it's not I think it's the one that goes see what how do you see my
reaction if you're not hiding my screen oh so it isn't a C hold on let me set up
some mines first yeah my boat is in the sea how did you know that you're
snapping my balls in the sea I know the shape the shape is there not call me a
cheater not call me a cheater I didn't say anything I didn't say nothing
Lucky shot
Forcing CD
Oh, I fucked up my one ship chat. Oh my god, I shouldn't have put this one right here
I didn't realize I didn't move it before the game started. This is so cheese man stinky cheese
No, oh
Cheat willikers. Whoa
What that's a bang bang it but now what side is yonah?
bottom or left. Wait. This is the both of us centered shot. Which is either sideways too.
Oh no. I'm gonna say it's a long, long. You laugh but you will lose. Do not celebrate too quickly pal.
Okay, I'm gonna assume there's something in your bottom left or your top right. Something on my bottom.
Where bottom where right here?
Oh my god, wait was that a close shot? Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, cute
I'll be honest with you. Okay. I'll be honest with you. Don't go do not go be seven don't I place the mind there
Do not go be seven. I
Don't be honest with you
Don't not
Do not
That would be the only thing to be is seal long. I don't like to see at all
It's this it know it's it's C7 dog. Are you a fucking idiot?
It could be either you fucking bitch
He's a fool laugh with me chat laugh with me
I'm I'm doing a spell I'm not even what spell is what the fucking place so many minds
I'm just doing a spell. I'm not allowed to do a spell on it. I'm gonna be smarter
Wow smart or too smart
Okay, so the question is this a two or is it your big ship or is it your three? It could be oh my god
It could be a show. It has to be it has to be down has to be down now the question
It has to be why it could have been it could have been anyway. Oh, I thought it was the L shape
I was gonna go left I was gonna do I was gonna do so so you what you say is it has to be there
But it's a one out of three and you hit the correct one. No now says cheese. No go ahead go ahead
I'm so I'm saying very sus
Dude, I've played these games before you're right
Okay, it's it's it's a mine and B7. No, oh my god
I'll be out. Okay, by the way that detects mines just you know a little tip
It can also detect mines.
This could...
Oh...
No.
No!
No!
Chill, bro, chill!
This could be any way on paper, this could be...
Chill, bro!
Do not go to peace!
Oh my god.
So that would be your L.
Wait, why would that be my L?
Why would that be my L?
I give you hints about the game wait why would that be my out now why would I give you a
screen speak now screen why would I give you hints classic classic it's a classic it's
a classic I told you there was a mind there I literally told you wait I'm confused hold
on what
I'm gonna put this right here. Oh my god. I know he's gonna shoot a torpedo
I'm also gonna do one of these for safety. This is good safety right here. Look look look look
You got my shipper. Oh, no. No, is it a mine? Oh
No, it's on left. Okay. It might be a mine. See if you're smart you place more mines around that
So we have something on the bottom left chat, but the question is according to the Pythagorean
theorem, he cannot actually be- So I know for a fact this is it, hands off for now.
Now what we do is we do a classic here, we do a classic here.
At the bottom- What?!
So he's cheating!
Got it!
No, no, I actually got it!
That would be the sideways big ship.
Let's do a check on that.
I'll go sideways first.
I'll go sideways first, okay, wait, he knows chat what the fuck he's cheating.
So what I do is instead what I do is listening I'm gonna do this that changes if I make it
the game in Dallas.
What?
Hold on chat. I think I can actually make this smart. Let's see. I
Think um that was awful
Oh my god, okay, I did the game you're gonna be be like why was there shooting in the corner?
You're gonna be like why did I do this? That was fucking branded. Oh, you have a mind there
Now this is a game changer because
was. If this is that, it just, this changed everything.
But what if it's my small ship, Q? It could be my small ship.
Nope. So now I know for a fact, that's my bang bang bang bang bang.
No way. He got my bang bang bang bang bang already.
Wait, he's actually cheating.
No, hold on.
That's the only way to nail it.
Nails!
Hold on!
Hold on!
I can't focus! I can't focus! I can't focus! I can't focus!
I had to go for it.
I knew it. I didn't know I did that.
Okay.
Another question is, am I to the right or am I straight up?
Wait, what is a miner? How do you play so many mines?
You're done. It seems over there. It seems over there.
Oh is it?
Devil Maria
Wait, now there's two here. It tells me that there's two instead of one so now I know you just please send another mine
Yeah
Well, there's a one and I give you they give you a free hint on what it is
But if you want to just keep it in there, I mean I put it I put it mine in there just as it just see what the way you do
Bang!
Okay, I had to check that's a good move. That's actually a good move
that means that it's your upright mother suck it no please wait wait wait wait
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
Oh my gosh, by the Marlins.
Holy, he's a miner.
Hold on.
I keep putting mines down.
OK, Jack, left, right.
I don't get it, though.
Left, down.
It's either up or down.
Is it your big ship?
I'm going to go.
Wait, is it?
Oh my god, I know.
Yes.
Get the W. Wait, this is your big boy though. Is it?
Please no
That's a minor. That's a minor. No way. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That gave me nothing
I was I know was a minor. I got scared the game gives you a freebie and I get nothing. You got it
Lovely lovely. All right. Well, okay. Well, I know what one ship is now chat. That's easy. Wait. No, it can't be
Yeah, I can't be I know one ship. Wait. What the fudge?
What is the fight what what what what what what what does anything it's it's it's done but it's done up
Dude, okay, too. It's the dumb dumb. Are you fucking stupid? I
Don't understand
Read the chat now, dude like fucking come
Are you dumb wait you're actually oh you're so I didn't even think of putting a mind there cuz I didn't think you'd be that fucking
Stupid what you can near the pieces and I didn't even know that
Oh my god, you just gave away everything. Oh my god. Oh my god. All of his pieces go left
wait
All of his pieces go left now. What is on to Lee?
Unless it's a bait
Wait
Okay, well, I know this is gone. Yeah, the question is that your L. Okay, it's your big boy
I
Loki shouldn't have sunk it because now you get abilities I should have been oh wow
I would have thought that that was a strategy in the game
I mean you're lucky. I'm gonna make I actually think I'm about to make a power play here
Are you ready do it
Please hit my mind. Oh my god. Oh my god
The game is so mad. Why would the game send a thing on a zero? It's just lame.
Only?
Stupid fucking video game is insane.
Hey! Be nice!
Bang!
Bang.
That was, okay.
So that was from earlier.
So that means you have a mind right under that.
Should I shoot it just for fun?
Should I shoot it just for fun, Kill?
Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
No.
all I'm missing right now is a one by three is it to your right that's not yeah
that's not what I want to buy wine to buy to buy L shape there's a lot of L's on
the map see I could use my scanner chat I could be safe I'm gonna look you just
shoot top left
Wait.
All right, good game, good game, bro, good game, we're the best editors, we're the best
editors, good game, good game, bro.
You need to somehow, you need to, I'm opening my chat now, the game's over.
You need to know how okay well the game's over you need to somehow hit see okay
I'll give you a hit C7 C8, and then we got E3
E or F3, and then we have D7 and then D8 that's the numbers
There's one I just told you wait I sold wait why am I doing this?
Or my trolling?
That the question is
Please please hit the top of no
Yeah, it would have to be very lucky
And...
I have to try something crazy.
Oh my god, you're right next to it.
Digis, it was very nice of you.
Congrats, congrats to the Game Gear group.
No free ships.
It's Bill 3, I don't even know what you said to Bill 3.
It's Bill 3, I don't even know what you said.
that's the three let's go to guess is for free that the game gave you and the
game gave him some free mind hits to create that's insane holy baby rage
bro I'm just saying another one of those guys that get three guesses two hits
like it's absolutely insane
Let me go back let me go back. Let's do a new map
Chats of it, but I missed any thousand gifts while I wasn't looking or no
Don't we need 8118
No, Sniper, Sniper got in because you're fucking right at it.
Alright, go again.
How did someone get that quick?
Go ahead.
This is a bigger one.
Eight to three, eighty.
Bang.
Alright.
Let's go. I'm ready. Excuse chat. I'll see you guys. Let's do this. This is gonna be easy.
Chat, this is so easy to do. All I have to do is just like I kind of like that up there.
there. You got to think torpedo. You got to think torpedo. This I like that. Oh my god.
I actually like this. Um. What? What? What? What? What? What?
My game just trolled us, honey.
Yeah, I like this.
I like that. Let's go.
I like that.
I like that.
They actually...
Yeah, that's better and then go I'm I might be I might be the next fucking
Heinstein I'm done. Oh, good luck, bro.
Hey, nice fucking you. Okay, first off, first off, first off, what we do is we hit him with
classic we didn't we're here with this we have to doesn't hit anything so okay
so he's reading chat got it okay Gigi's chat chat spread got it then we go we go
with the right side got it got it okay not a two stack and not a two stack got
it that was him whatever do I would just go fuck it and I would go bang that's a
two hitters. Okay, so now, okay, so he's reading chat. And then this would settle it as this
this could be this this is three of them. If it Oh, God, got it. Okay, and then if you
make one, well, that's two ships. That means that's max win. Wait, that's a maximum swim
Or three ships, then it's over, then it's over, good luck.
No, no parking way, it's over, matter daddy, no.
Okay, if you want, we can just go to game three, how about that?
Want to go to game three?
No, bro, no.
Let's go to game three, that's fine, this game's over.
No, bro, no, bro, no.
Don't put a mind there, please.
Oh my goodness, put a mind there.
I'm gonna put a mind right, classic.
Dead center, really?
I had to, some people freak out, but look, look at this tip.
Uh-oh.
Ooh, okay.
Okay, so what I do then is I wanna,
I wanna see this boat, I wanna see what kind of ship it is.
It's not the big ship, but I'll still hit it there,
but you should see.
What, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, that's not a good play.
I don't think that's a good play.
Honestly, wait, he is a burger.
Why is he so bad at games?
Oh, it is the big ship.
Well, I'm fucking stupid as shit.
Not the big ship.
What's the left, dumbass?
I'm about to do that was a rookie move.
You placed a mine.
That's cool.
That mine's not going to do shit for me when I get here.
Wait, what?
Oh, my god.
How are you doing nothing?
Let's just go with the big ship.
Okay
Now somehow find my other ship somehow do it first try go
The middle because you maybe you have a guide in what about the corner here?
That is okay fun fact. I moved from there. Oh
Shit yeah, I have a string to myself. I got a list of the dough. Yeah. Oh my god someone
Okay, now watch out
Maybe a mine has been placed on the board. There's a lot. There's three miners in the fucking board. Oh
So if you place three mines there that means I have the clear to do
This right here
Yep
Easy
Explain the core later. Do what you just said. Okay. Okay, so so you know how there's a mine in the middle
I know that it says there's three so that means you place two mines and there's probably one ship one piece of the ship
The thing is, it has to be in that 3x3, so my thing is, I know you placed a mine in that 3x3 and those are the only mines you placed the whole game, so I know I have a torpedo so I have a free lane to check out.
The question is...
There's four lanes though.
That's a mine by the way. You're not supposed to hit those by the way.
Oh my god. So that means it's to the left.
Yeah, that's a mine. Yeah, that's a mine, yeah.
My bad, Charlie.
You're a fool!
Did you know that a zero radar is the best that I can get in the game?
Because that's a full clear.
Means you scan eight tiles for free.
You fucking bitch.
Yeah, but my ship is moving right now.
It's moving.
Bang.
It's...
Holy chat, Reed.
Wait.
You can't lose to a reader. I read all the time. That's all I do. I'm the reader. I read books
I read your mind. I read the chat. What else? What does every?
Not ready. Oh
No, you found my ship
Well, this isn't easy, so I have to do this
Okay, so then wait, so this is
It could have literally not been that but no problem wait, it's your big ship
What the fuck the question is is it up or to the left to be either either or is fun
Now watch this
Wait
That that just means that it's the one that no that's too shit. That's so that's so free
Wrong three by three dumbass
That means it for a fact or is it a mine
I
Have to go for this just to confirm it you have to by the way you have to have to confirm it
You had to you had to wait you actually had to now. Oh my god. Are you?
Can't help me out of this one go
Top right with my super
Interesting strategy
Oh, I mean, you've lost anyway, it doesn't matter.
Okay.
We can do an X in, by the way.
I'll get it all off for you again, just say some time.
I'm gonna do an X in, I'll get it.
That's a- that's a mine, eh.
Careful.
Oh my god.
Now hit my ship.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Well...
That's very telling.
You know what?
So, that dot gives me either one or two ships over there.
I mean, just kill me.
Just fuck my ass till I queen.
So, is that double ship?
It's your one-two ship.
Wow, it's actually not.
I mean, I was that that's your zigzag in it. I lost
But I need your one-by-ones now though. I need your one-by-ones your one-by-ones who you are going to be
I don't want to stand there though. Why am I doing best to add real battleship already one brother? What?
fucking my god, bro
I'm gonna go for it. No, that's bad. Fuck. I have to go
I have to
Because it's a good scan set up like I'm just gonna have to
Cuz I just want I have no stray bullets to get a scan off of it. I need to get better anchors
Of course, bro. I'm fucking course everything that I do
That's good. That's that's winner. No, it's fucking not the game's over. I lost GG's brothers. I
Lost if he said if he scans right here, it's over
games over nice bait that that's it I'm also the battle haha
oh my god oh my god that he's so close right there right here
how about this how about this one how about this wait you're so great like
I missed it but I missed it like so you just knew the spot wait so he chat he
No, he just he just knows of course, of course, it's the one other brother. There's no way
It's any of those what are you talking like literally it could still be the top right or it could be the bottom. No, I can't
It's a can it's your big ship. Okay, the big ship can be anywhere though
Are you not listening and we could have been right there as well though
What if it wasn't what what if it's just the wrong ship though
please please give me luck please oh please like oh my god bro what in the
marlin what the heck oh I know what you're gonna do watch this I won't even
do that I don't I'll have these photos again start with the fucking mind
bullshit oh minor thanks why would you put a mind on the inside it what oh why
would you put a mind on the inside it if I already scan it yeah that's that's
that's our mind oh yeah my luck is just yeah my luck is just like like what kind
of yo yo no no no no this is like nuts bro this is like actually fucking
This guy's still a mother. He's like a low rated player. Oh
Come on. Oh, I did he because I think of the mic on the scanner
You didn't because of the scan it's a pre-winner. Well, I'm not gonna lose. Did you just get out?
Go next. Oh my god, the mines. I can't but I just told you it is a mat make it possible for you to free it
Okay, just finished
Is that a bow to remind me
I had to have it because that was a zero and you put two minds so it can't be
in there.
Oh my god bro he's cheating.
I wish I was cheating.
68 scores insane dude that's 106 out of 10.
Alright one more, last one.
The term is the wiener
They say that's the same guys or do the map different maps in dudes
You want to play a full vegetable map give me classic map, and I want to play you right now
I'm not playing give me give me give me for a number
waiting
Go five three six, and I
I get it. It's because the meme I got it. Let's go
Wait, what is this map? No, what?
No, it's pretty fun. I
Gotta fix my shit fix your shit
Can I look at my chat to ask this is a good placement. Yeah, that's my chat of these good placements or no
Give me some tips
No.
Chad, thoughts?
This is good here, no?
You know what, Chad?
a new strat.
I don't think you're...
No, it's not going to work.
What if I just do this instead?
I like this.
I like this.
I like this.
I lowkey like this.
I'm ready.
Okay, I'm ready.
Wait, actually.
Oh my god, I should have moved one.
Yeah, there's nothing I can do with this.
I can do this.
I actually can do this.
You again?
Fuck.
Okay, I'm gonna put this right here.
All right, let's see here.
All right.
I know what he's doing.
Ooh, that was close.
I had you.
I have ideas in my head that are super smart.
That's that's a man. Yeah, please. No, please. No, no, no.
He's laughing because he's ship stacking. That's what.
No.
Oh, brother.
Oh
Wait this is good positioning not get skinned everywhere
That's getting you don't love it. Oh my god
Wait, it's over for you
No, it's over for you my son. I'm placing mine
Damn it, what the fudge
I had this fucking gamut. I have a mind there though so I'll be zigzagging.
Zigzagging!
Yeah, how do you fucking figure that out bro? Like actually though, how do you figure that out?
Because it's not too relaxing.
How do you figure out I have a zigzag off the bat? Like...
What if you hyper-stacked though?
I'm dead ass serious this is now like I thought playing against you be fun. Wow you became
such a loser recently what happened to you god fucking damn you just run you are shit
of games instead of you to face it it's okay though because you can still give you a chat
thousands of other content out of playing fucking games
Whoa, so you're just gonna read it. So you're just gonna read it
That's the eyeball pal you just you just gonna read it
What if though
What the fuck is your problem now?
Please, please!
Thank you, Marlin!
Oh my god.
That's actually dog shit.
Okay, good.
Your turn.
Now do something that isn't fucking brain dead.
Like what are you doing all the game by the way?
Dude, stop with the mines actually.
I'm a miner.
What do you want me to do?
You've found my shipper.
I'm a miner.
What do you want me to do?
I'm a miner.
What do you want me to do?
I'm a miner.
What do you want me to do?
I'm a miner.
What do you want me to do?
I'm a miner.
What do you want me to do?
You found my shipper.
I'm a miner.
easy
well you're not him you're not you are not him you're not him
so then it's above that
it could literally never been there by the way so you know
okay man what about this
oh my god
don't call to come sack
when you place a thing like that it does oh it has to be seen like this then
I know you already have one over here in the X-Men CS4 house.
Wait, that's game.
Ummm...
So you redjacked, got it.
Okay, so 1-0 for the Lord of the...
So 1 for the Lord of the...
So, no chat, so all of a sudden out of every game, out of every game, no, no, no, that's fucking insane luck, right?
We're wrong.
We're just...
You're just...
How are we gonna start the game?
It's like...
Oh my god, I hope he doesn't find this.
And then, if you're gonna stack all your ships, why stack all of them?
Yo, yo, if I lose her, 62 points is insane.
Wow.
If you full stack, why not de-stack one of them?
Wait, why would I play best 2 out of 3 when I already beat you for game one, bro?
Because you fucking made the rules, that's why.
Next game, bro, sure.
I'm choosing.
So, this guy is sharing video games.
I bet play me in but the age of what I learned about the staggered is a six and a half years
old.
You're nearly 30 and you're still changing the Belgium.
It's crazy.
You're 30, bro.
You're actually 30.
So shut up.
I'm ready to play.
Geogaster.
Fuck.
No, no, no, no.
Since you lost, you choose your your your your gamer.
I could choose neutral or mine.
That's a neutral game.
Wait.
Well, no. When you lose, you choose your own games. Cool.
What? I could choose whatever.
Um, no, because afterwards, it goes back to neutral games.
No, no. It goes, I could choose whatever.
Okay, fair enough then, I guess. I don't know.
Right?
Oh, it's not a feather.
I don't know.
I want GeoGaster, bro. Give it now.
Get the lobby going.
Leaked!
Oh, my God.
All right, we're going first of how many wins you think for Geo guesser. What do you think because Geo guesser can go by quick, okay?
Thank
Be a three sign this one who the fuck is Boba this is not who the fuck is this?
Okay, who is this child, what do I go to make it make it lovely Ontario, Canada?
I'm just saying that you are a master cheater in this game.
So, master cheater, I'm not only, what?
Okay.
Well, I'm not only, that is worse, but.
Okay, so I'll close my check, bro.
I cheated against Jason DeVine one game because I was trying to figure out one thing.
She did one, she did always.
But guess what?
I beat O'Neill Pixelfarer in Square and he got tight.
So.
Okay.
So I just do world chat.
I'm not a jet official max this world best of I could do I could set it up best of five yay or nay
No, I got it. I've been already
That's the five yay or nay. Oh, yeah
All right, send me that shit
Yeah, you ever pick your nose, bro, and you get that good feeling I'm dead shit late
It's like a rare community world
You know world map official max
Chats?
Chats, world map.
Bro, hurry up, bro.
I'm a fucking FNCS champion.
I don't got time for this shit.
Oh, popular maps.
Hold on, hold on.
I need to shut the fuck up.
Do you do anything to go popular?
She oughta need to go popular.
Chats, remember that song?
That's a good song, man.
Apparently people play a popular world.
Bro, let's do multiplayer or no party.
Chats, is that good?
No, I got it, bro.
I got it where you're gonna set up. It's just chat this no, it's just this search. I'm gonna have it
You want me to give you to know I got it. I got it. I did it. I like you. I'm by G
You didn't send me a link
Wait, you're not doing duals imagine of course I did all the mess
Don't ever call the king of dumbass. I did a community world duals. Bye. Try to make it best of five
What is a community world? What does that mean?
So, if you just choose world, that's their thing, it's not as good as a community world.
A community world is like a better made world mapper.
Is that true chat or no? Is that true or no?
Yes?
Wait, somebody's in the game. So how does he just get joined in?
I don't see anyone. He says it's not playing, so he just type in.
Yeah, you would leave, probably. Somebody got joined.
on so kick them just kick them and start once you kick them and start I can't
kick them good yo dude can you just leave the game
sort please cheers brother he says I'll leave see what a nice fucking guy WD
bro I saw the game quickly yeah but how do you make that use though I would just
be all we would just be sorry yeah we just restart go
closing chat oh my god I know where this is
Close everything.
This is Bayo, New Jersey.
No, this is LaValle.
Okay, so you said you're neutral at this, so you'll be pretty decent at this.
All right, talk to me before you click, that's what I want to do with everything.
So what I do is that this could easily be right here.
See, that's just boring.
You know what I mean?
So, I used to live here and you'll know where it's at once you see it.
on it spade okay wait we were both so that was not that was a cheat checker
there's a classic it's I'm just gonna cheat checker keep playing like this
and you're gonna cheat it wait how did we both just get that oh I know this is
it's bail New Jersey bail New Jersey how'd you know oh I know what I was
Wait, I know where this is still, but I know I don't.
Oh, I've been there before!
Have you?
It's right here.
Been there before.
I've been there before.
And bang.
You liked it, Israel!
And bang.
That's what I do, bitch!
Hey
So
um
This is called Jordan but why it's called just it's the Jordan strategy. It's the Jordan strategy
Well, we wait on my when you go towards or you say you said you have diciendo at this when you go to Jordan
What it when did when it say choosy? It's always close. It's uh always a safe bet you kiss the wall
So
So
You literally told me that you were
Okay, all right, let's go again, let's go again
All right, all right do this all right to actually make this one though like plop
We just click it's not only a 15 second. Oh, we talk it bro. It's like cuz like
When I played against Jason and ONA at least I but you just pick within like 10 seconds
Yeah, but I thought you were good at this.
I mean, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm pretty.
I'm like, new to it.
That's why.
OK, OK, OK.
I always say there's a lot of herbs, right?
So that's probably Canada.
But it's not.
No, it's not Canada.
I could tell it's not Canada because the language is not
Canadian.
OK, there's a lot of clues here.
There's a lot of clues.
What did it is?
So right now I'm getting like mixed signals.
I'm seeing squiggly lines in letters.
Actually, no, this is de-hruv.
Oh, I do see a squiggly line.
Okay, let me choose that one, because I have it.
Okay, just say what language is it.
What language is it?
I think this is...
You don't choose it. I chose it. I can't do it. It's so bad.
It's like...
Okay, tell me your dades. Tell me your dades. Tell me your dades.
Brother, it's in Spanish.
With accents. With O at the end.
Oh my god, okay. Oh my god, you know this what it is. You know this is it if you don't know I mean it
There's no shot, right? Oh
My god, whether you live that action you know
Chad I'm making a craze I'm making a crazy play oh god. I'm doing the same play. I did last time
Oh, no, I'm stuck on the other
I'm still the other how do you get on the other?
Chad, I'm making a crazy play.
Get your cinemas ready.
I see that I lose this or I win.
Pardon me.
Please, please, please.
What are you doing?
No way.
What are you doing?
On my sword, I thought it was Hawaii.
On my sword.
Brother, it looks like pants.
Bro, this is too quick for me. Wait, he's not a neutral. This is his game!
Brother, there's a car, there's Panama on top of it. It says Panama on the car!
I don't know, but I str- Alright, go again. Alright, alright, verse 5. Right? Or best to...
Sure, alright, alright.
Bill 5, Bill 5, Bill 5, Bill 5.
Go ahead.
Wait, so you have to win one more or first two five?
Bill 5, Bill 5. What, what, what, what, what, what?
Bill 5, bro. This is too quick. This is too quick.
Alright, alright, sure, sure. Okay.
Grass, land, the sun is at the...
My god, he knows Shax! No, no, no, no, no, oh, god!
Oh, god, this is not fair.
So that means that we are in the hemisphere of the bang?
Yeah, you can tell by the cloud Shax that we're in the United States, clearly.
Actually, but the density of clouds, you still have to make a good guess out of it, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The telephone poles! The poles!
Wait, what, what, what, what, what?
It's the alternate board poles!
That is such a...
It's not, it's actually not.
No, they're normal. I've been here before.
Really? Are you in the normal?
I think this is that's what that's cherry
Don't ever talk about cherry hill. That's that cherry hill New Jersey. Why can't I move anywhere? You can
It's glitched. No, it's glitched
This is glitched as a fucking mug it actually is glitched up. Hold on. Well, you're not wrong. It is fucking bugged out
Okay, but where the fuck am I oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, you're done. You're actually done the game's bug, but I know where I am
But I'm here now. I've been here this exact spot chat. It's literally right here
I've been here this exact spot. Hey, we've oh my god, I don't know. Yeah
I don't know
What the fuck is he doing?
This is so stupid. Your character can move. I can't move. I can't move. What the fuck is he doing? I can't move. I can't move. I can't move.
What made you can't move? It won't let me. The sun is at the...
What the fuck? So that that means that we are at the at least.
We're on the we're on the 14th parallel.
Yep, yep. Yep.
Okay, um, is it south or north?
Is that what that means?
Or are we south or are we north?
Oh!
Fashion, buddy.
Um, that means that we're...
What the fuck am I?
what we did I'm gonna be out of you I think this is just where oh wait wait
what I'm so big Africa I thought it was broke is yesterday Africa the clouds
Looks like that on my soul. Okay. Hold on. We need to do a quick restart
You know what it is? This is a neutral game and I'm playing community map. Why am I doing that?
Oh, yeah, I'm a man that the man that is this office. Oh good. Yes. Yes. I restarted the official world map
The woman. Thank you. Yes first the three also do all that is running up too fast
And the points are going to up too fast if you get one bad one
It'll be one time on multiplayer on your multiplier. You can turn that off. I think
Chad you can turn off multiplier if you want
Or you can make time to multiply if you after like round through something like that
Like
Clouds are you recorded don't talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot respect me chat and respect will be given back
Yeah, the headings of the multilevels are like like like the rounds like this is what you much
People actually take me for an idiot bro watch and learn
My I mean kidding. This is so sad. Oh my god. Oh
Oh
Mutual multiple increments, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Count me out chat. Whoever can't a month run a prediction
Whoever's counting me in better me. Okay. We have three maps with no multiplier, and then it starts, okay?
All right easy go start me
No, watch watch the difference. I don't know. I didn't difference. What's the difference?
There was this kind of you're done. You're done. You're done. You're actually done. Holy shit. Excuse me. Oh my god. You're actually done. I
Know this
I
Don't know fuck with me chat fuck with me fuck with me fuck with me
It's uh, it's
No shot your way on I'm way off. Yeah. Well, it's East Coast
Wait, well Dallas, you know what that was my first guess and I didn't know if we're
That's Dallas!
Brother has a lot of Spanish, right?
And it's clearly in the south of the United States.
Like, oh my God, I can't.
You're so fucking bad at this game.
It's just sad.
E-meh, I'm gonna hold on.
Shut up.
Um, okay, I know where this is at.
Excusi L of Leval Felix.
It's a son-ass.
Okay.
Son?
Son.
Wait.
I can't move.
Can't see.
I think this is, Chad, I think this is right here,
but I don't know, it's not the main city.
It's south of that city, it's south of that city,
yeah, probably.
I would guess south of it, definitely.
It's more south of that city than you think it is.
Yeah, I think it's like here.
Wow.
That's Milan, I should have known it was Milan.
Really, I thought it was France.
I, yeah, that was bad, that was bad, that was bad.
I thought it was South France.
Like, in other words, like France is fighting.
Now, what are we supposed to do with this?
You need a moment.
You need a moment.
I can't let me.
Ooh, that type of road making.
The cement is from the, oh, I know where this side is from.
It's from Bay-O, New Jersey.
That's what I was going to think as well, by the way.
by the way this is actually easy if you know what you're doing so no troll I
think this is the United States I really do got it look at the soil and really
get a feel for the soil like rub it with your hands not bad and you're
Oh, wait, where is that? What the fuck is? What even is that on the map? What the fuck is that?
This is the part of Canada that nobody knows about that. Nobody knows the Canada actually knows the word.
Nice train!
Oh my god, it's Asian, something Asian.
That's... I know what Asian this is, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's, I mean, you're off. You're off.
It's northern mainland China.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
China. It's China.
Shut up.
BANG!
Wait, what?
Buying it? Minus one set of points.
Don't shit. Next.
Why, how am I still...
Dude, dude.
This is gonna be a one-rounder.
One-round wins.
Where the fuck am I?
I don't think I'm at...
I'm right here.
Wait, wait, wait. Tell, tell, talk to me before I run.
Don't make it feel like a cheese.
Well, dude, literally...
It's like going so fucking glitchy.
Wait, what do I mean?
Oh, the jump jump thing?
So wherever country you're in, it's more up north, right?
Because there's more vegetation in it, right?
There's less sun, right?
Sun.
Uh, hold on.
There's garbage, there's garbage somewhere.
Brother!
Run, you know what this is at.
Oh, and you get what I'm talking about!
And then you do it to me
No way, I actually had it. No fucking way
What's that a bone? Oh my god? How's he so good?
What explain wait wait the game started the game started the fucking Mexico flag in the middle of it
It you started it. I don't know any of your eyes. There's a fucking Mexican flag
Yeah, the only flag I know is China bro and the United States and somehow I know is
How many stars on the United States?
49
Like what?
Let's play
The port of it how about you give me your citizenship and I don't give you liner and you read your deport you know where oh
Wow, look at the dirt. Why is there shit everywhere? Oh my god?
Yeah, what is this what wasn't this guy is this ants like what oh my god butterflies is so nice
Fuck the butterflies. I don't give a fuck. It's a locust swarm
By the shit all on my screen get these fucking butterflies
That makes me really uneasy actually that's that's insane
Yeah, it's looking
Israel building wait, this is Jeffrey Epstein's house what?
literally this is his house it's not whoa what is going on right here the
son is at the oh my god
Shibuya way I think you might see you might actually win in one prompt I
and I'll see it.
I have to try it.
Wow, yeah, she went that round.
Oh my God.
You know what?
The sun was so close to middle,
I thought it was the Ecuador,
because the sun is nowhere to go.
Let me not sell, let me not sell.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Homecourt advantage.
That would be probably here.
Wait
I didn't look at new delight it did look like they lie at home court advantage finally
I got some luck on my side. Let me home court. Ben. This is not India. Don't mess shut your mouth fucking moron
Wait, this is Bayou, New Jersey. Wait. Hold on. I just noticed that
Okay, well, it's not Florida. Wait wait, I know this is that this is um
Um, oh now I'm thrown off.
But can you wait a second?
Can we talk?
Let's talk.
Okay.
All right.
So, you know, the colors are weird and you know, it's, um, a place that has.
Fuck Ron.
Fuck you.
Your shit.
This game, the trash.
Oh my God.
I got it wrong.
You get more points than this actually.
Wait, what is that?
New Zealand.
Yeah.
It, it, it, bro.
on the street, it literally said NZD, New Zealand dollar.
Like, I restarted.
I don't have enough time.
I didn't know when New Zealand is on the map.
I rush it.
Okay, so we're obviously in the United States, but where?
Back, back, back, I live there.
I have a house on this street.
Oh my God, I just said it.
Oh my God, he's lying to me.
He's lying to me.
It's not, it's not going to work.
And you lost, and you lost.
I'm going for the easy one.
I'm going Seattle.
It's over, he lost, dang.
It's over, he lost.
No.
Dang it.
I just lost him one round and it makes no sense. I that actually makes no sense
That actually makes no sense. I just won three rounds and he won in one
yo
House how are you so bad at this explain how you so that is
All right one more I can't be more precise than that with it
But what I decided to do I actually said just click on the main map. I didn't do it on the map. I just click it
What's the score? What's the score right now for the new shit? It's not 5-0. It's like either
2 or I don't know what it is. It's like 5-0 in both the main games and it's the D-D-D game.
Oh my god, I know it's that. Omsk! Omsk alert! I mean, Chad, this is bullshit only because
this is not a neutral game. We are grep- Yo! Nah, am I even kidding? Baby raged me all you
want. Fuck this shit. This is the Omsk alert. Omsk alert.
I had it wrong. I fucked it by the way. I fucked it. That was so dumb of me
Not made neither of us are close
Yep
There you can get a tell by the by the buildings. It was in Moscow and I still trolled it. Oh
My god
But they weren't you born there. Oh, wait, wait, wait, you're the best
It's more it's more than that yes sir. It's one of them. Yes, I'm ever again. What?
Yeah, oh my god eat my ass until I come chat. This is over up. It was more not for real. Oh my god
How does he just do it? You went London?
I would burn on for me and I thought it was never guess this big yes. Oh
I always forget what this is that
Whoa, whoa
My god, I was I was forget what this is it I was I'm so bad at this. Oh my god, please
please
Always forget I suck at this
I think it's like it's more right side. It's more. It's more. Uh, me and bar other
like what oh man wait what why are you always in the middle she's a city
because I don't know where I am okay what about here well yeah there's a lot
of stores and shit last mass I don't know what the fun new age one of the
new Jersey Wildwood New Jersey I know that spot
Oh, what is that? Dorado? Wait, Dorado is...
Nah, Chad. Chad, I know this one. Trust me.
I think I lose. I think I lose. I think I lose. I think I lose.
Nah, I think I know this one. It's Venezuela.
I think I actually think I lose. Okay.
I don't I don't know
How was that San Diego like kill me brother, there's no indication of San Diego there. I don't know
Oh, I know this I know that
Your Chad don't be weird, bro. Oh my god, don't be weird. Yeah
What mean channel be weird was even there because I saw one thing and I actually had an answer
Osaka probably
Oh
Saka no way. I fucked up. I chose the wrong thing you went to you went to I I thought it was South Korea
I give up. I give up. I'm bad. I'm bad. I give up
It's not a neutral game anyway Chad, I don't give a fuck. I mean call it whatever you want. It's a stinky cheese, bro
This is just cheese. This is just I would get put on that. I was get you another minute. I choose another meaning in them
Um, okay, but Ron, please, please.
Okay.
Okay.
I choose CSCSCS.
Ron, Ron, if your son is in the north, it means you're in the south.
Don't fucking send me.
Don't send me.
I'm not, I'm not trying to send you.
Oh my God.
If the sun is up north, you're in the south.
If you're, if your son is up south, you're in the north.
It's the south.
Ted, if you think I'm fucking dumb.
What?
What do I mean?
Bro, I messed up bro. I'm gonna be honest with you fairs whatever you want
You won fair and square, but you cannot tell me that that is not stinky fucking cheese
Okay, I told you my skill level if a good player stand
You said you were mad as it's six. I said six mid
That's mid
I am more like a four. No, you're, you're pretty good. pretty good. Alright chat, what
game, or how do we do this? Do we do one v one on a real map or do we do one v one on
Yeah, it's up to you.
A real map, got it.
Alright, well send me, someone send me the command to put in.
Alright, we're going to play practice wingman and then we can play, actually, we'll do wingman
And then we can do Nuke, Inferno, or Overpass.
Is it, are we doing this first to one or what?
Well, yeah, we're doing wait a minute.
Yeah, well, it's just making sure it's only one site,
so you don't have to run around.
Oh, I thought we were just doing a one-to-one map.
No, I want to make it more fun.
That's not fun, that's not fun.
Okay, let's do a, let me just choose them.
What map do you want to play?
Chad, what map? Chad, what map?
Inferno, Nuke, Vertigo, Overpass, Sanctum, or Poseidon?
Actually Nuke is low key the best.
Let's do Nuke.
Is there a command that I gotta put in or is this just...
Alright.
Go...
I choose...
Nuke, really?
Yeah.
Okay, wait, this is a warmup, right?
It is a warmup.
Alright, let's just check out what it is.
So I think it's...
Is it both sites or is it just one?
Hold on.
It's only besides.
Okay.
One
It's only besides
Don't ever close the Karemba double row there's a Karemba sapphire
Correct they would five gifted
Are you buying cases I'm able to match. I mean I don't I don't I don't need to look into this your dog shit
Are you stupid?
Are you actually stupid?
Come on, bro
Come on, bro
Stop moving, bitch
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm fine. It's fine. I'm giving you false hope
Dude wait, so now we're using cheats got it. All right, so now he's not gonna in
No, no, no, Chad, I get it. I get it.
Is he trying to beat me without any monitor on? Is that what you're trying to do?
Wait, you have a monitor on?
No, I don't even have my monitor on.
I'm playing with straight ears.
Yikes. Yikes. Yikes.
This is still on the other side.
No, this is a shit-ass dragon lore.
Do you know that this dragon, by the way, is the other perfect?
You know that?
No, don't you can't stole your a.k.a.
Me it doesn't matter to use it's used yes nothing to sell for me. That's like buying a
But it's used bro. It's used. That's just
Actually used
I just realized this is gonna be a slice of cake. All right, what I do one map or two maps. What is more fair?
I think I think it's chat how many rounds I'm gonna round I'm gonna round I'm gonna round I lock it lock it
It's the best two out of three because I think there's
It's what I'm in maps first aid oh
This is a good strap on me
And the reason this is a good strat is
Oh
Man, that's actually fucking brain dead. Why can't I see anything through the window?
There it is listen bro the next map you'll get CT first. So work even
You guys gotta remember that I'm a gay murr, okay, I'm not a fucking like not known sissy boy
I'm not none of that bullshit. Like I'm a real fucking player
They're so fucking loud
Wait, do you have a matter daddy? What is that? What's what?
What's a matter daddy?
Nothing much. How about you wait? Do you have a do you know how to spell attic or no?
What's attic?
No
Yeah, I know yo yo your graphics are tweaked cuz I can't see anything on my window like I actually can't see a fucking thing
Sure, that's up. Yeah, how's doing that? How's doing it? Bro, this is why we fucking CS
You gotta realize right you're better than me maybe at like some games, but you're not better than me at like this game is some bullshit
This game is the greatest fucking
Yo, how does that not hit me wow wow and I'm gonna take this AK just like stewie did it wasn't that one dude
Shut up, bro. Shut up. I actually shut up when the king is talking
Look at me, bro. I gave you another fucking chance by making it a wing name Matt, bro
I could have done a one-way one and just rolled you
Money, this is a dog should I chose not to I
Wanted to give you a I wanted to give you a reality check, bro
We're done with the 90s! Come on, bro! We're done with them! We're done with them! We're
actually done with the 90s! This map is so shit. Okay, well you can choose the second
map and you can choose what side you want, just like I did. That's how fairs is. That's
fairs. That's actually fairs. Joe, what the fuck is that? It's this. It's a wingman map,
I
Wait, let me just let me just shoot everywhere, bro
What bro, you know, it's like it's fucking dog your gameplay
wait through the fucking flash bang brother you actually like a flash me I
was way past it like you're a player bro it's not fun actually not fun oh don't
be in any range in the mask or I was I was right I was in the right full range
what is he doing
the fuck out of here all right so you just need to go there now this time it
Stop typing. Stop typing.
Shut up! Shut up!
You shut the fuck up!
You're sniping, got it.
How do you have XUC's camera in the same time? WTEC?
It's because I'm a fucking god, bro.
Somebody else has to fucking...
Maybe you're a stranger because you can't do it yourself, you got it.
I don't actually think I'm a god. I just said that out of pure excitement.
Okay. For the first time is entire time. You Mali-acquainted it's where I'm at. Really?
Second time.
Really?
I saw you run I saw you run bro
actually good strat I'm at right now. This is actually good strat. Impossible, this is
impossible to lose right here. Truly impossible.
I'm ready for the boss.
Wait, what?
I love you, I got you.
He's not...
He's not...
It's a sheep.
Wait, I see you.
Huh
Huh, oh my god, oh my god, like wait, what is he do? I'm confused
Just a little like I'm genuinely like
Why am I trying to do this scary thing? Oh, I'm so confused, but you didn't find a bomber
Well, because I let you find the bomb that's the exact reason that's just that's that's cap. That's cap. That's cap
Shut up. Hold this Molly
God who thinks Mexico is South Africa low
Brother you're doing you're doing Heidi spots and shit. It's fucking lemon
Always doing like bullshit Heidi spots
Listen, bro, you have the you have CT now now I gotta play the bomb so you got this walk in
It's not going to go as awful as it is.
Chad, the first to eight and the first to nine.
Grab a gear, let's go.
Damn, this game just said I'm simple, bro.
I think I'm simple.
Yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes.
All right, all right, all right, and there we go.
The man who can only play one of a game.
One game at a time.
Wait, bro, the game's over.
Say my name, say my name.
So, since I know you're a patek here right now,
you're gonna be rushing with a gun.
Yep, I hear you.
Easy.
Easy gloves.
Oh
My god, are you actually give me a fucking heart it's not I just fucking pumped you I fucking pump your shit
All the way full my shit no troll that actually scared me
Buddy you got fucking pumped
Um, who's the better shot ready? Who's got a better shot?
Way how much how much is me?
It's like poker, I'm gonna show you my hand at that win
Fuck Jack! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Actually, how you went? You're losing to fucking Winston.
Shut your bitch up. Watch this D-Boy. I'm about to throw at you. You're not gonna know what's coming.
He's actually not gonna know what's coming. Let me watch.
This D-Boy moves. It's kinda weird.
where is he bro yo yo yo chat where is he where is he though where is he
I'm staring at you this whole time.
I'm staring at you the whole time, bro.
Chad, where is he?
I'm not looking at the one spot the whole time.
Guys, where is he?
I'm not looking at the one spot.
I'm not looking at the one spot.
So you just show us that spot the whole round.
What are you talking about?
I exit the main menu, bro.
I got to change the map.
All right, what map you want now?
You get to choose.
In front of.
In front of my game.
In front of my game.
Yo, I'm looking at it.
It's like a map.
It just looks faster.
Okay, because that that that she we mentioned is trash
Don't be such a sissy boy. Hey you want CT or T side first what do you want?
Here it is chat I'm about to win get your eye with tears man now win and the only game you can play burgers
Where is my knife? I can't play without my knife. Hell no this is ugly
Wait a minute
I
Got
So
He's gonna buy it up every round got it got it
Why my skin that though now I'm
Now I'm ruining all the skins at all now I'm actually ruining your warm up. I don't care. Call me where come
How many balls gonna you change this is so stupid wait, what was up with the guns?
That
Y'all wait
Last in face well, how about you do the command today fucking ends the stupid
This Mr. Count, good luck.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man, both tapping and mid-arranged, I can't.
How about you shut up, bro, and watch a master at work?
This map is all about curing, bro.
You're going to fucking lose.
Oh, shit.
So you're cheating.
OK.
She told me to listen.
The way I listen to Alexander I listen to fire some fucking dumbass headless chicken in the apartments. Oh, yeah, what's this?
One more for the road why not
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go
Chat I know it's gonna be loud. We'll just shut off. Let me lock in
Let's roll.
This around is a very important round question is where are you as you
No way.
La bomba, la bomba, la bomba, la bomba, fuck your shit, your trash.
Only noobs, this is facts, everyone knows this, only noobs use P2000s.
Okay, this is actually the opposite.
The actual better place used to be the other one.
Also, I took a giant slag of poop down your throat, fucking bitch, open wide.
Why I go by okay, bro. Okay, bro. So you're e harassing me got it. Okay. Got it. So you got fucked on it next
Oh, so he's e harassing me chat got it
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
God this guy plays like such a fucking cornball.
Those is fucking you the most
No way I have a eagle so I shot twice that's one in the head and oh wait hold on another one
They have double headshot. Fuck you. It's CT side. I'm not worried, bro. This is so CT-sided
Headshot or noses in a chat. Yeah, it's such a CT-sided man. It's such a CT-sided man
I
Watch your feet watch your face. I mean, what would you fly?
Wow, wow what it's called fucking aim. Oh, I actually hit you
I wonder where where they've hit the jay from any head level and I miss
Let's do this and get back in time for Chow.
I fucked up!
I threw a flash by accident.
Wait.
You guys said you played like a cornball and you camped the spawn as a T-side.
Like that's actually sad.
Genuinely sad.
now tell me it's not sad when you call me out and you do any worse
that should have been a hedgehog that guy's a cornball now I'm going to
another site fuck this
Oh my god, I'm different. Oh my god. I'm different. Oh my god. I'm just different. I'm just
different. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I should have been a hatch on the way. I think
I had movement error. But it wasn't. But it fucking wasn't. Okay. Now, now slow-boost
a bitch-ass and if I can go to the corner again
oh shit oh open wide open oh I'm like a fucking brute
so he's now say yeah yeah
it's so bad bro generally
I'm just gonna slow push apartments again. Yeah, yeah, like so
One day chair, I'm gonna be good at something in life
Yo yikes, what a yikes, what a yikes.
Let's fucking go, let's fucking go.
An op? Are you good at this?
Yikes.
Are you actually good at this?
I literally miss-
A fucking op!
I literally miss what I'm saying.
An op!
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I just play the game, man.
I just, bro, I, I long into the game to play the game, I play the game.
I, I'm buying guns, I, I, I, I play the game to anybody else, man.
What do you do is buy skins, come on.
Yeah, I'm playing, I'm playing competitive.
What do you do is buy skins.
Oh my god, you, you, you, you, you push that below?
Oh my god, oh my god.
I heard you. I mean I'm dead. I have no fucking gun.
you actually bought
My god, this is your game. This is your game and you're cheating
neutral game do you guys are oh yeah not my game
done, done
bro you were good at geometry or geography
geogas or whatever bro you knew that shit and you you lowkey hustled me I'll
give it to you bro, you hustled me
the bunk and you know that bro how that I said six
no but I said I was a six
that's that bro I imagine I'm in a six on that game
and that was that was a very conservative score I give you
you're more like a seven
not kidding bro you're pretty good at that game
Wait
What is he doing man and the way you play this is so boring it's insane wait the way I play is smart, bro
Fucking get the shit out of here, man. Holy fuck. Where's your dead body, bro?
So you don't even have the balls to go and teabag it because you're so scared of losing it like this crazy
Maybe if you played the game and stop gambling hello, Elm. What's up? What are you doing?
I don't
Wanting you didn't you didn't call it
It is your domain, but I think we're pretty respectful of it. Are we not?
I don't need a boss
I'm not sure what I mean.
Um, CS is dog shit, and if you're good at it, it means that you're better than the
other game that you play.
Most CS players are gonna play indelible in CS, or, yes, applies to you.
Forty-nine CS, that's it.
Next game.
Six, seven months, ha ha ha.
Welcome again.
All right, fine.
Hi, dude.
Hey, boy.
Hey, dad.
Hi, Chad.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, Chad.
Oh, in the...
Uh, what did they say in November?
You're gonna stream that?
Yeah, I'll see that when it comes out. Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun.
Yes, Dad, that's when his career is gonna get revived.
Because right now I'm about to kill it.
What?
He's a jester.
What's that?
What's that?
Anything I should know about?
No, I'm just chilling. Going to UK soon.
Aren't you going to UK?
Yeah.
Wednesday. I'm driving to the airport, am I not?
When are you?
Yeah, Miami, no?
Yeah.
But I can't, I gotta be careful, right?
Why are you people not not saying any exact locations, yeah?
No addresses.
It's not that hard.
It's not that hard.
It really is not. It's not.
Can I get a welcome to the job?
Not much love, bro.
Okay.
Jack, Jack, out of all the times that my dad spoke, let's be honest, 10% of the words
that he says are leaks, flat out, say it, say it, come on, that's not true, that's not
true.
Hi dad, is that okay?
Yeah, that's not true.
Yeah, give me your thing, I have you added, you have, can you even hear me?
You can't even hear me, bro.
Ron, give me your, give me your, your, your, your steam.
I have you added bro. Oh really?
I'm doing a thing with Ron. Tell your dad I said hi bro.
Ron said hello to everybody. He doesn't give a fuck by the way.
He doesn't give a fuck about you.
We should take that McLaren jacket off huh? Why?
Let's play bro. Oh what are you at?
I don't have you you're like offline. You're not you're not famous like something on the
Yeah, if I go online on steam I'm gonna get spammed and nobody does this and you ship buddy
Nobody's any of the ends nobody likes you like listen actually don't be mad that I'm just famous
All right, so how's it gonna work talk to me would you plan that you start?
Yeah, but what best first one to three first one
Oh, maybe just one game lucky. No really it's five minutes
Okay, build me that build me that fuck it. Let's do this come on. I can actually do this
No, you cannot
You're not an aerial or no
sometimes
I just gonna score that 48 months. Can you ask wrong to welcome me to the jungle?
How did that just go over my fucking
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. You have one. That's cool.
You're a diamond in this?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I know that.
You're a diamond?
Keep pushing and never stop for what you want.
I
Touch the corner and is a rule that I didn't foresee
Well, we stop reading like it was gonna do something
So it's a perfect shot
Right, so that was a perfect shot
Got it. I mean, this is just fucking bullshit
I'm not playing that play the game without trolling though this time
I
Know way I'm a fat fucking
I really do want to go down this one. Oh, what is
bang
Both your legs once and twice. Wait, I went through the wall
What is the point of playing if you're just gonna break like actually wait I'm actually
dead here.
Thank you Marlin.
Yo you know what though?
You have to stop talking because you didn't even know you were gonna make the show or
not.
I like that.
I like that.
You have to fucking lock into that.
Thanks Marlin.
I like that. You have to fucking lock into that shot.
Thanks, Lionel, I like that.
Hit the ball.
No way! The pinch was off, son!
Wait
Did it that is
No way
What did I do wrong
your ass though for a diamond player
yeah i like that i said see ya
but hey
which is he boosted
nice second one of the ones
and one of the ones with like a they're like an acquired taste and then acquired skill
if i get it's like a 1v1 they're like 1v1 specific skills
oh yeah i miss
they didn't mean to just fucking kill you
bro i i'm low key just fucking set you down
Horses and then fucking pipe you the fuck down low key
You got boosted by clutch
Now banks and faith boosted your career
And you still pay insurance on the McLaren that you don't own
What I thought you
Which one though, which one I got a few not the one that you got
Oh my god, that's a goal
See you know how to do shit that I just you cheat
I
Don't think I'd be correct that did you yes, I did
Hold on. I know how to play chat. I actually know how to play. Well, I mean, I don't want to be boring Andy, but
No, that goes in does it
Yeah, the way bitch time to go home
That's there's no way
Are you
Break that
What am I doing
What the fuck is this no, I had it. Yeah, she didn't have it the end up on it
actually wasting my forty four no no you know if you if you hit the ball
sometimes you would actually do better like you said it's good he's miss the
Oh wait hold on a minute. This is the entire game is under the ball
See chat he just keeps breaking rules
You were doing better than though let's go
Let's go you know hold on I got a verse
They came smaller fucks
I'll be winning 3-2-3 in a row.
It's not a 50-50 when you're good at the game.
Oh, I actually just had to go into this game.
Now I just gotta keep the bull-
you
you
you
you
you
You need to get somebody on the computer like like low-key wasn't it? I'm not gonna just get somebody along the computer a hacker
One of your viewers
Ever since chat ever since he said he visited Israel he kissed the wall
He said so he's been winning everything just want to see that I just want to be that guy
I just want to be that guy for one second
And then he breaks rule one no no got it actually got it
Yo, yo, yo, you bring up the water you went around that's crazy
Get Jason in here to do fucking what yeah, I'm I'm teaching that every game as well, but I don't know what
Oh my fucking god, just chill, just chill, just chill, just chill.
Not bad.
Epic save.
Wait.
Marlin, I just killed a man.
Nice.
Now get it in please.
Double not too hard though. I'm too hard. You won't say the net you won't say the net
No
No
Hit that back
You won't even let me...
You're so cheese.
Am I even kidding?
You're the epiphany of stinky...
Now miss the ball.
Okay.
Well...
Bye.
Hear that stupid twang of man.
Man!
Whoa!
Yo, take a shit back right now.
I'm bringing everything.
Don't care.
Yo!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, all, all the Meku fans listen, he doesn't mean that, he doesn't mean that, you didn't mean that right?
I mean that, I mean that, I mean that, I mean that, I mean that with everything in my fucking soul.
Yo, I don't give a fuck, I'm writing your name down on my notebook, I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, this shit's stupid, bro, I'm actually serious, like, how do you spell your full name?
Who dies first though, the president of the notebook or the-
I write both of our fucking names, they got it.
What are the names? What are the names?
Ah! Ah!
I'm gonna-
Ow!
What's in that? What's in that?
Let's be honest, in the in the mailbook you wrote
the method of death is choking on XCC's car.
Can you say it?
Say it.
This is what you're doing now.
This is what you're doing now.
Well, you're choking on my fucking meat right now. Come on, bro.
Please don't buy it.
All right, I lost. I lost, Ron. Congrats.
You won't rock me. You won't rock me, bro.
I'm not falling for it. I'm not falling for it.
I'm left big. Yo, brother, I owe F4. You fucking toad.
Fine.
So you won three. Congrats.
Wait, is that what you did it?
Or two more. No, you got way too more.
I have to win two more.
Because it's first to five wins.
Oh.
My god, what do I play your chat? I have to talk. I got to talk to my check. Give me a second. All right
I can't we could discuss this chat. What should I be chat? I would think what's happening. There's nothing to discuss
I mean, this is just Gigi
Yeah, I mean Chinese is a Gigi
Score takes over I got you I go to the bottom
Bro the bro, I'll just do this actually see
Run.
Hold on.
Yeah, I had to put a fucking line.
Alright, I'm hopping on Rainbow Sixty's display.
Oh.
Your boys won't let you shoot the crash, I get it.
What
What
Yo, bro, if I lose in Rainbow Six Siege, I don't deserve this no troll. I don't deserve this. I don't I mean that was never this game
15
Was it 3-1 really yes, oh, yes, yes, I forgot since it's so dog shit
When I think of the gaming
I think you're gonna get
But it's like after and I'm gonna open my game and I hope it doesn't fucking crash wait
XQC smile
I love it. I can't touch it. I mean no, no, no. Oh
I touched something. See you have 150 hours
Please don't crash.
How many hours do you have?
Wait, I have 130 cents.
Oh, wait, no, this is a bought account.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't say that.
They actually enforced that.
Well, they killed me about it.
I bought this account for $60.
Okay.
What is the meaning of that?
Is that he bought the accounts in the game,
The renown the renowns what on chat, so you know what we try to get know what renowns are
They're the points in the game. No, I bought this with real dollars USD. Okay, okay the renowns with real dollars
Hold on time going triple T for one second. What is this 22 or?
He's like oh, it actually works. I'm not adding question. I got logged out. I think they banned me like no, true
I think they just banned me in real time wait, I should I
Kid you not I just get fucking banned in real time
Are you serious?
Wait.
Actually?
Wait, no, I think I'm good.
Hold on.
I need a verification card.
Excuse me, one by four foot?
Yo, are you just a kick rider?
Get out of the staff, right?
True!
I got a mod in there. What was his name? Shut up.
I know you have another account. I'm on my other account but I bought this account.
Big 60 was bought during Biverstree. Wait, I'm actually, geez, geez.
I got it.
9.
Chad, is he actually good or not?
I cannot open packs.
I cannot even buy packs.
What is this?
Who's logging into my account in this fucking chat?
Can you chill for one second?
Oh.
A whole Melander skin?
Yo, that's gonna or I think I'm on it by that. I'm ready. I'm ready. Now I'm ready. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good chat
We're good. We're good smiles and cans chat ace is good. No
Gotta smile through all the paint
Oh, hold me Steve add you in the game
Okay, come on game create online I
Do I do get doles six rounds or 40 minutes?
Someone much I just said you need to eat something. You know what I'm actually gonna eat. He's right. He's actually right
What do you eat here, bro? What would you eat here 14?
it 14 X no 14 rounds sure US East West what's over your your central right
well we didn't make it even yeah it's not that do whatever you want bro just
ping matter in this game chatter now I I'll go I'll go like a West but not for
Ok, but Broccolini, Buffalo cauliflower and Korean beef.
Why does this game take so long to load, Jack?
Oh, there's Central Ave.
What's going on with this shit?
Okay.
Now it's black.
No, bro, I'm not playing.
Oh, we're good.
Who's this fucker on the fucking screen?
Outlaw, switch my game. Now.
Doesn't it, Ubisoft OU Money?
Oh, I gotta restart my game after taking 15 minutes to load.
I gotta restart my fucking game!
It's inside the game. I got it.
Ubisoft sucks dick, bro.
Oh, and is it going now or what?
replace I'm not getting actually educated my chapter I gotta think I chat chat we
all know I'm gonna win right but what is it five one or five two only two
options that much better pull five one or five two isn't this only it is only
two outcomes possible there's nothing else but that six seven
he says I'm a golden one do you want to quit as player wait what
because how do you want to run
I'll show the games the games left are for him and my craft and this and then
for me, double tension chest, and cannon floor.
I'm not f**king spider!
Check for it online?
But why does it play this though?
Oh, create as player.
I just murdered a f**king spider, bro!
Was it a bargain spider?
I just murdered this spider!
I took all of his legs off of my fucking bare hands for coming into my bathroom.
I pinned him down with each fucking handle.
I'm gonna call it a lucky spider now.
Huh?
Starting game session, is that normal?
What map do you want? Oregon?
Or- Origen, or whatever.
What does it map with the kids?
Not like in a weird way, it's like that's a-
Wow.
That sounds odd.
map it's the map it's as kids based or what is it called you know what I'm
talking about don't be weird oh god I'm not trying to perform like it's what is
that map is that organ organ yeah organ yeah all right how do you invite me um I
will invite you by doing this
Uh
You know what has been stuck in my head I don't want to I don't want to sing it
It's sure the looking melody in my head
One less lonely girl. Oh, oh, did you watch JB? Yeah, but I'm singing in a different remix
Because I saw it tick tock. All right, let's play
Okay, um, so begin now
I
Make my cam smaller because you're just so fucking ugly. Oh my god. I'm sorry to anyone who's been watching this whole time
Yeah
My camera I've been getting a lot of Instagram followers that way people say really nice things like in the hottest never seen
Thank God I found your stream because I don't have to watch this disgusting piece of shit stable my screen
So now you're admitting that I don't bought got it. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna go now shuffle
normal, right?
Dude, let's just play
One two three four five begin now
I'm hungry brownie. What else I'm on Russia. Yeah, what do they get tell me?
One order of matter daddy a side of iCup a side of also spell run while holding your ankles
And then also a side of Kenya with one drink of I don't know maybe spell attic
How about a side of plenty of jokes, huh?
Oh, wait, hold on.
I look like you're running out of time.
Alright, then I'll get Shake Shack.
Okay.
Oh, Shake Shack hits.
They're the best burgers.
Wait, are you going to the convention or no?
What convention?
You're talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, give me a free guy.
Wait, you're a burger.
Protect the bomb.
Alright, so I have a random character.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I
Play a lot
That's better. I like that guys are more
For locating a bomb protected
Up for is located a bomb get ready to engage
Every time we touch I get this feeling every time we kiss
We matter daddy
I heard you, this game is all about audio.
So this game is all about audio and I heard you.
Yeah.
That ass dick of yours swinging around, I heard it.
Come on.
Lane.
Lane.
Lane.
Lane.
Lane.
Yeah, Lane.
Just lane as fuck.
Who?
just let me talk
um lemons dog shit
you're doing some lemo shit man
ah it's okay, I'll do something
fill up my cob
battery
I'm lost I mean it's nothing I'm lost
Here, metadata me, metadata here, here, metadata here, metadata here.
I'm fucking lost.
Not a bad set up, Chet, no?
Wait.
Okay.
Where the fuck- oh my god, brah.
Where is he?
Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit.
No. No.
Playing dog shit characters, yikes.
Easy claps. Easy claps.
Alright, no offence though, but...
Are you gonna...
There it is. There it is.
So you need...
Ah, sick!
I wonder how he knew I was gonna say that.
Oh, because he knows it's true and he has no problem with it.
So he called out the joke.
Got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, got
I
Yo, I'm not playing like a bot like what is this?
like I had a drone in front of you the whole time staring at you didn't even
shoot all right well listen I might say the typical thing you are whoa in this
game that brag about being good at rainbow six are a sort of a person there's
certain this one died about what am I cute what am I tell me what I am
rainbow six the game you don't want to be good at me it's actually something
Dancing to be good at it like like if you were good at this game you would have a lot of hide back
You know I mean like don't don't brag about that and all the day
I chew what am I worse than a slur the same slur? It's worse than that
So now I know you're on the window side because your drone came in from that side, so you gotta be more pristine
Wait, I'm not though
Windows side. I'm not that's all I can run
I could be cheesy chat, I could be a little sneaky cheese.
Mesh button, Mesh button, Mesh.
Go!
What?!
He's playing a shield, guys.
I
This game is so bad at this game is better like like you know what's that though
Is that is that the people that play as game I has they have established like this game mode
As the one-to-one when it's a bad one-to-one. It's a bad one-to-one map. It's a bad one-to-one map. It's a bad one-to-one map.
This map is a shit one-to-one map. It's garbage. It's so fucking dog shit.
It's all bit of the fucking dog and knowledge that you're watching like that.
Like, holy fucking shit is so bad.
Secure the bomb.
Don't blame the game.
Oh, it's bad. It's bad. I mean, I'm gonna bug you. I'm gonna bug you. I'm gonna bug you.
There's a reason why nobody plays this shit. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad.
down to 10 seconds
down to five seconds
there's nothing good about this in here
it's like a horrible video
how do you even name three of a match?
oh no
you didn't go upstairs?
you don't know the thing about this game
that everybody knows that there's an average
how does he not know this? I know
I shut up
fucking stupid shit
You got four skaters you see
What is in about that
You mean you mean you got a hood I
I may or may not have hoods
Nobody will ever know you'll have to check for somebody
There's a big problem
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do this.
Okay, do you not shoot the cam?
That ass, like, do you not shoot my cam at zero once?
Like, do you not shoot it?
Like, brother, it was right in front of you.
Sonion!
What is that?
Okay, now, you're good at anything that you're stream peaking and it's boyish like that.
stop doing that at least because it's your game it's your game at least don't
cheat it's all they all they ask you to do oh my mother that's all they're asking
you could you please save me man this guy's a fucking burger
so you're not in the naga so I thought you're so your fans you're fans for real
gameplay but you're saying stop okay no troll you're gonna win this round no troll
I don't know why explain what how you went to the exact when I was every
I had a camera on you. I had a fucking camera. You were laying down. We're not
I
I got lost. I am. I'm all over the map. I don't know. I got lost. I don't know. I'm
at. I know, bro. That's why I got lost. I didn't know you were going to go downstairs.
Wait, I believe this is a dead end as well, no?
Yeah, what's that one emo where it's a duck smoking a cigarette?
Oh, that's such a classic emo, man.
Wait, it's located above.
Down there.
There doesn't even know where it is.
Oh, I literally played the character that you played.
I don't understand, I don't know the map, I don't even know where I'm going, like I had no idea what part of the map I was on, I got lost, like holy shit.
So my vlog, boss up on your mouth if you're suffering right.
Alright, let's see here.
Only I knew right about winning in a game that the other person doesn't even know where they're at in this.
Like I'm looking around but I don't even know where I'm at and you're bragging about that.
Well I mean, okay then start right now because you better lose the whole thing, it doesn't matter.
We won and we're almost out. You're almost done. You're running out of games. You're running out of games.
I was going to get to do in these games and I just knew I would win.
What are those games? What are those games?
You're playing fucking Frost?
See, you know every trigger is then.
Because I played that for a while.
He's played these games before.
We were saying.
Gotcha. Not about a ball ride.
It's got some fucking idiot, bro.
There once was a sailor who ate pine cones.
The question is, where is he?
of
the
death
of
death
of
Oh my god, this is like this is this is like you actually thank god
you have a brain other game never work for you enter
well that one out because you know more than anything about the game it's not
about you have more hours I bought my cabriolet 20 actually like I might
remember now explain it now explain it because you know more about the game you
Oh
I know more about the game you just didn't know this like well, what are them as argument like it's so stupid
But you do you sound dumb like like I don't know I don't know factor that people that play left play this game or
Face-palming like
It's like chastening chess I guess they're fucking the 100 ready player go. Yeah, you know that that chastening
I am at holy shit. You're no brain. If you don't know you don't know
If you don't know you don't know how the fuck was a little bit of no
It's coming game sense, but I don't know the game how do you have these days when you don't know the game?
But you don't know the game
Buddy, this makes no sense at all.
Gainesons in a game that you don't know.
Have any Apsum?
Chill out, bro. Just have some fun, man.
Chill out, I'm assed. You might have enough.
Dude, you could come back.
Portugal.
Bomb has been located.
Is my character stupid and he can't shut shit?
I
Did you just die? How did you just die? How did you just die, to be honest?
Game crash, so next game.
Did he hit my snap? Did he hit my snap?
I give you the rest of the rounds because I'm trying to save your time.
Because I respect your time because I know you should use that to get better at other
games.
bro don't rage quit bro wait that's actually rage
bro seriously bro whatever bro fine whatever shit happens there whatever
bro whatever that ass whatever all right um so you leave two games a bucket
like it and I leave one game and you get mad that that's a little match bro okay
so you could either do this what you could do so do minecraft this way you
could do minecraft race to make a cake oh that could be kind of fun connect for
or you could do chess.
You have to win two after win three.
It's my gonna choose.
I can do it and the whole.
No, you have to win two more.
Yeah, but I could just go neutral initially.
I mean, if you want to do connect four, brahmin,
I feel like chess is a good one right here.
Could be a little fun.
I'm saying.
Other chess, no peeking though.
Come on peeking.
I also close my chat too.
How do I make a living?
Oh my God, I've been waiting for this day.
I've been getting good at chess, let's go!
You guys are saying I'm losing chess on my soul,
at least I'm having confidence.
It's better than connect four.
Connect four is luck.
Chess is all about success.
Well, it's not like it's just a solve game.
It's mostly like it comes up to 50-50s, but it's much.
Don't ever speak to the king.
I'm gonna adopt your loophole, you,
is what they're telling me.
Nice, good one.
Well said, play a friend of mine.
You got me a link?
There
Guess how many months
Okay, I'm sorry much love man love the streams as always
I'm Stone League, bro. LXVC. Here we go. All right. Five minutes. I'm gonna close my chat. Hey, shake hands, bro. Shake hands. No, I don't think that's all right. I refuse.
What? Wait, wait, that's E5 strat. That's a good strat. 10 minutes. That's a... Wait, he's playing the 10 minutes strat.
No, it's rapid. It's called rapid and now now move. Uh, I might be able to move. Yeah. And then we're Lopez got it next
Yeah, that's fine. I mean he takes that. That's a good trade. I'm gonna do
I think I'm gonna move right
Oh, okay, so this is an easy one. So now chat if I go right
Well, let me think here now throw this is just now just easy. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna move up a little
now throw
You have to move a piece forward or backwards in a way to protect your king or Tibetan
The point of the game is to win.
I'm not worried. I'm not worried.
We'll play then, motherfucker.
Well, I'm not worried because I'm going to do a safe bet here and I'm going to go up one.
Yeah, that's nice.
That is quite the play.
Castle's okay. I mean, I'm not worried about a castle.
I'm playing what we call a book, motherfucker.
Book.
Book this book that. How about less talking and more fun?
Says you.
I got 10 seconds on my clock.
One and a half minutes gone already
That and then I can take that easy
Okay
um that's fine so now i gotta do that i mean it okay so i just study like these books
oh i fucked up like can i redo can i redo or no can i redo like that i actually rushed it
because i don't think there is someone just got karma oh my god bro dude jack can you guys
there wait okay i'm not a little bit of chat not a little bit is there wait it's it's fine
bro just take it take the queen bro go ahead oh i would give you a move back i don't have to
No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Just play bro. I sold fair and square that ass I sold bro
I mean just take it for six months. Let's get to pray the price as you know
You gotta fuck up a little in life, and that's okay, man
You know sometimes in life you could do things and you fuck up man
And that's like what a man admits those type of things. You know what I'm saying bro that ass
So I don't mean by take it take what though
Yeah, I love you do it we can we do
I mean you took the better piece. I don't know why you'd want to redo that
No, no, no redo as in I read it the whole thing
No, I mean that's a go to peace
I mean I was so focused on my early development that I didn't see your queen until you didn't say I wanted to pick it up
It's a minus one trade it better I explain it
Yeah, yeah, but I mean I have a better I have a strat in mind. Well, I know you needed the game
But that that's a minus one trade overall
that's fun the chat doesn't understand I have a place in my head okay so why can't
I castle explain that to me well you can't have it because you already moved
that you're king oh my god then I lost yet to geese and checkmate
Oh, that's a correct response.
I like that.
Thank you.
And then, you know, I'll take a gift.
Is that a gift from me or not?
It looks like a gift from me.
Thank you, Ron.
I mean, honestly, I have a better plan, mind.
I'm going to take...
Ooh, ooh, okay, I see.
I don't know, I see now, I get what you're saying.
I get it, no, I get it.
I'm being a bomb man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have a lot of moves here.
I think my correct move here, my correct move here,
because is that, even though I lost it, that's fine.
I'm gonna have to move it.
What?
Because I have a strat in mind.
I have a strat in mind.
And then Rosanna.
Right?
Was that not a resign strat?
Why'd speed nod?
And then bang?
Wait, so now I can't take your piece?
Of course not.
Why is that?
Can you explain that though?
Can you explain that?
Because if you take the piece, you're in check from the queen.
Let's go. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.
Um,
I mean, you could fork me. Uh, no, I can't not yet.
I had an opportunity to do a fork though, but not this one. Ooh, hold on.
Why would you do that?
I am.
You saw your chance for the win with a nice tactic and you took it wait you missed an
opportunity to capture a free pond you this you had an opportunity to capture a free
I got it.
You did it.
Nice check.
All right, Bill 3.
Bill 3?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do I make him start as black now?
Whoa.
I got to get through.
Give me one second.
It's just got here.
Jack, give me some tips.
No, how do I make myself start as black now?
You saw your chance for the win.
Oh, you rematch over here, and I'll do that myself?
Yeah, he's gonna go play himself up.
He's gonna pull off a fucking Hans-Demon.
Lying on Zoom.
I'm just kidding. I don't know if he actually did that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I personally think that he has another strats probably.
Bro, listen, I'm not that good, but I'm not bad.
Can we get an agreeance on that?
Yeah, but yeah, no, I didn't use a good move in there at the beginning.
But also, yeah, it could have been as civil as something in his shoe though, you know what I mean?
Because the shoe can be a fair day cage if you think about it.
Like, you can do a fair day cage shoe with a wire leading up 100 percent.
Yeah, look, look.
Look.
That looks good.
Thank you.
You ready?
Uh-huh.
Great match.
So this one wins it all?
This is a win-all.
Yeah, for me to go with four.
All right, good luck.
Classic.
If it's a favorite team.
Classic.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Chat, retweet or no?
Positive.
Uh-oh.
Am I going to get main six or what?
Boss?
He knew my strat.
How does he know that?
How did he?
Okay, usually when you're doing your attack, you're going to move it away.
Move it away, because I'm going to take it, I'm going to eat it.
Why am I eating?
Because I'm a genius.
Magnus Carlson would eat right now, so.
What do you know?
Uh-oh, here it comes.
I'll go back why not.
That's fine.
Um, not a lot of great moves here lowkey.
If he's Magnus Carlson, where does that make me?
The both of this is X, Q, C, L.
Right.
They're pretty good.
They actually aren't really good.
Okay, that would be bad.
I'm Loki gonna check him.
I mean, he's got a good setup, but I'm gonna develop.
Yo, I like that.
Now give me a piece, Loki, because I kind of want it.
I want that piece. Now do pawn up classic. If you don't do pawn up you're fucked. So you have to do pawn up cook this one.
Now do pawn h3. It's not bad. So what I do here instead, I say fuck you. Now do queen f3. Whoa!
Yes, see that's a mistake. Would you like to know why or not?
Tell me.
because you double up your puns and when you develop and they went to the
game double up puns will lose against another with the puns you know you know
I but now regardless I take this lesson with it
that's gonna be correct you can say that as much as you want to why do I did
that just then I did a bad move that I did a bit of an oopsie it's not a bad
I don't see it, but it's not great either.
That's not a good oop.
I'm gonna develop a little, bro.
Take, take, take, take.
Mm.
He's got me in a fork, bro.
Well, nothing is a fork.
Like, how much do you like food?
Everything's a fork.
Honestly, food is one of the greatest things ever.
If it wasn't for food, bro, I don't even know.
I mean, you'd be dead, right?
Mm-hmm.
Let me just think about this real quick, real quick.
I fucked up. I fucked up, Jack. Yeah, I fucked up.
I'm kind of over leveraged here a little bit. I have a lot of open positions and I don't like personally.
Oh, you have a good move here. I don't feel fun.
It may by not gonna. It doesn't matter. Oh my god. I didn't get if I think it is boring.
Push the excuse now
100 years
What if I think it's boy, let's be honest
That puts me in a really bad pickle don't you think about it?
This pickle is not that good.
Let me think, let me think, let me think.
I don't know if you know this, but right now you're in a fork.
That's actually incorrect.
I mean, I was correct.
I mean...
Now, how do I get out of this pickle?
Oh, that was a good play.
Actually, good play.
Is it them?
That actually was a good play, yes.
Fair enough.
Mmm.
Okay.
Okay. It is not over until I win though.
Let me think about it. You know, I would have let your queen live if I actually thought about the game. Okay.
But now that you got more pieces for free, oof, tough.
Okay, ready?
Good match.
Let me look at it.
After that one dodge you did, I did.
Even though your opponent found a nice tactic,
you allowed the opponent to win a rook through a fork.
The queen is left hanging, letting you grab it immediately.
Stand here, you're all on it, just fucking loud as shit.
Yeah, there's a thing I played that bad compared to that one thing.
Ready?
All right, hard-fucking.
Match.
Pity win?
I mean, bro.
No.
I'm not even, how do you even have a channel?
Oh, you put it up?
Yeah, put it up.
Now move the Knights.
Now move the Knights, good boy.
Magnus would do.
Wait, chat, wait, wait, what?
Did he make me lose a hundred rating for this?
Fuck this shit.
You made me lose a hundred rating for this?
Who the fuck was that?
See this crap is getting this- this website stupid.
You're mad as fuck bruh.
That's just dumb though.
Like why would- why would I loo-
Like, you could just inject rating to your account.
You could just play against your friend that's like 1k.
And it is like his rating and do it over and over again
You know what a matter daddy has my agents. I don't know Chad. No
You don't it's basically
Chat Queens are female and pawns can turn into queens
So they're female to him since they can become any piece except the king every piece but the king is female
So chess is basically just to hire him war when you think about it
Get good, bro.
Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, stop that, stop that.
Are you stressing right now against stable fucking Vaughn Bodo?
Dead ass, like, come on, lock it.
Yo, buddy, buddy, shut the fuck up and let me play the video game.
You understand me?
Not bad.
You understand me?
You understand me?
You can't handle me.
Hold on.
Ain't you?
Protect your queen because she makes moves to King Kongs.
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby, let me know.
I'm trying to show you how to do this and start singing my mom that song a little bit
I know it's telling her to basically blow me that's what that song is about.
Well don't do that.
Yeah I know.
Um, well are you questioning me?
Bang bang.
That's fine you could bang bang but what about bang what about what about what about bang
What about ooh matter daddy matter daddy. Hey, that's me. I'm gonna go
You don't have any good moves, I'm just out is bang back and I'm gonna play for it
Yeah, that's fine
Then I'm just gonna
play
Here oh not actually bad not terrible at all
Then what I want is I want to take this night you make it minor move away, please
Yeah, I can yeah, I'm gonna do it get out
The question is if I do it here you take it so I actually have to trade something the question is where do I
You don't have to know I do anywhere. I go right now you take so basically if I go right here
You take it if I go right here. You're that's not a terrible. Yes. That's not able to get that's gonna have it
That's gonna have his claim on now. So choose choose your poison because it's all poison
I go here your shit takes it I'm just gonna oh actually
cheat. But that gives me the most points, the most points. Yeah, because look, yeah,
but I get what is my points? Well, I mean, I could have gone for your pawn, but like,
do I really care about that? Like, I might as well take your bishop. Yeah, whatever you
say. Now here's what I do next. She bang. That's fine. Here's what I do next. She bang.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a good movie. Okay.
Let me think about this for like a minute. Okay, I thought about it mean
Let me think about this real real quick. I'm gonna think about real quick and real quick only
Oh, I didn't see that
Bro, let me see that it's been there the whole game. No, but I know but I don't see this like I was playing
brother that's fine I mean my problem is I just rushed things well if you're
rushing a little bit yeah okay I'm gonna do a little bit of development here I'm
just gonna have this guy over here that's not a bad move at all and I'm
gonna take this get for free it's gonna give it to me by the humble stable
I'll take that trade.
Okay, that's all good.
Alright.
BAM!
BANG!
That's a good move.
Damn, bro, he's just...
BANG!
Fingering my ass.
You like it or not though?
Not even a little.
Blow my whistle baby, whistle baby.
X Q C L.
Let me know.
I'm not gonna attack my dude for free.
That'd be crazy.
Bang bang bang bang.
How do you say Stamboree Bertoye?
How do you say his name?
Is it Robertoe?
That's rough.
If you understand that it's a wide-speed nod.
What about white speed deserts?
Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-dum.
Oh, I sold my asshole into like fucking,
da-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum.
Wait, how'd you sell?
Well, I mean, I have a fork,
but I had a fucking free fucking thing.
Doctor Limpolstrakh, when?
Because, Drough, if I take my time,
I can matter that to you,
and you wouldn't even spell I-Cup in time.
That ass, I'm not kidding.
Yes, but that's the truth.
Well, I could still lose here. Hold on. Let me think of this.
No, I can't. No, I can't. Sorry.
Wait, you kind of popped off, Loki. I didn't see that.
I thought you were going to move that.
Ooh, that makes things very difficult.
In this case, I will do this
How it's not a fork not there's a fork that work because you take it regardless you take two pieces what?
You know how for key for kiss
Well for because when you're attacked it's when
Yeah, that's not double double attack fork, which I was never been double-deck and fork
That is a double attack.
That is a double attack, because if I take this, you come here, and then I now have to either take you or back you up.
Yeah, but usually I think a four is a piece, is attacking two at once.
Bro?
Oh, I got a cool play coming out for you.
We got a tunnel to actually nothing but it.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, hold on.
Hold on now.
Wait a minute.
Hold up.
Are we going to like game it?
You make the choice.
Really?
You're gonna do not need to like game it.
I don't even know if I should have moved for that. I should have gone down.
All right, well, we're all a gamer girl anyway, bang bang
It might end up in a stalemate. Nope. No troll. No, I will not
No, I think we might have fucking matter that this
Well, what is that? What is that matter they think? I
I think I think I'm about to do a big massacre and then you can do to stop it
Watch this see that that's a fork see whether that is a fork as you this is more called a double attack, but oh
Oh!
I mean, I am fucked. I'm fucked up, I just...
I could get it for free. Do I want it for free or do I want to trade you?
I'm fucked.
I think I want to stick your leg game probably better.
I mean, that's stupid. You literally win the game.
But...
You literally win the game by taking that piece, by the way.
There's... yeah. Like, the game's over.
No, it's not. And that was actually my safety.
At the end, when I go to the, uh, the game review, it'll say that that was a blunder.
I'm done. I'm gonna get my games over. I can't move any pieces.
He could still make the games over.
It could still me though now that works
I don't know how to still meet you gg's man hold on
Checkmate over fuck matter daddy. All right, man was that for oh
My god, man for those bad a chest. How much you know is you had a nice tactical
like let's review wait what what am i well they give them the 200 i am 200 god damn it
all right wait i think they almost perfectly so now i have an option chat do i challenge them
connect for hold on i gotta talk to my chat give me a second that would have been a cool play
That would actually have been good.
Bullying special ed kids in chess is wrong Q.
Yeah, I mean true, but let's get out of what I was doing the other game though.
And then the fucking R6 bullshit ass game, that game is so bad man.
Thank you for the invasions. Thank you, Mr. Grambitch.
What's that?
Oh, yeah.
What is it?
It's just a chair. It's the burger.
Thank you.
What time does it start shooting?
Oh, I think it's 3pm.
It's the three hours.
What time do you think it's time?
I don't know.
It's one o'clock in the morning.
It's 3am.
Okay, now what all right bro well I actually have no choice here really like I think the
only thing I win here I'm really bad at connect or I'm really fucking bad I think I have to
Like I think I have to race you to the cake, bro.
Well, really?
I mean, bro, right?
Like, I think.
That's crazy.
Minecraft?
I, I, I, I, dude, I just don't think I'm going to win Connect 4.
I'm not good at it.
Stop.
Is that the next one?
Well, well, well, well, well, just, it's fine.
No, about it, no, about it, it's not good.
Well, well, well, well, seriously, OK, it's fine.
No, bro?
You know what bro? No troll. No fucking troll.
I have got God on my side. I'm not gonna lie. I want to burst your mind back.
Deadass! If I win this, we keep going. If I lose this, it's over.
I'm ready, bro. I'm ready. I mean, you won Rocket League. You won chess.
You won battleship. Cool. You won GeoGuessor. Cool. Right? You did a little sticky cheese in some of these, but that's fine.
Yo! Yo! Yo! You're not going to take away my...
No, it's true. It's gonna take away my glory
No, it's a little stinky cheese. I
It's it's fair. It's I'm not kidding stinky cheese bro
He was good at Geo guess her that I cannot believe that you're trying to pull this card
Do you see that's a stinky cheese out?
Try to stinky cheese me
Don't try to stinky shit brother. You knew Geo guess her so well
I'm literally average or under, but I still presented myself as a six, even though I'm
a four, I said I was a six, just to make sure that you knew that I played the game.
And then you went, you went like minus 20.
You were so shit at that game, brother, it doesn't make me good, it makes you terrible.
Okay, now, what version of the game are we running?
What would you rather do?
First one to make a cake or if I can get a full diamond set of armor before you can
beat the game?
Wait, what about the opposite?
It would be the opposite, no?
But I get a full set of diamond armor.
Bro, you know how to speed run, bro.
Make this...
Wait, is he done?
What?
I can win in 30 minutes.
You cannot get a full set of armor in 30 minutes.
I can win in 30 minutes. You cannot get a boost out of armor in 30 minutes.
But then that would require you to get a good seed?
No, it doesn't.
30 minutes, 30 minutes could be on any seed at all.
Like you give me a bad seed at 30 minutes is double.
Is he right Chad? Is that right?
Is that true?
Oh my god, lost man.
Lost bro, let's do the cake bro, let's do the cake.
Alright, alright, uh, newest version?
The newest version.
Alright.
I mean, I'll, I mean, Brad, just...
Oh my god.
Chad, is the 26-1-1-2, is that the newest one?
Oh my god, oh my god. I have to somehow, I've gotta somehow just do this, bro.
I've gotta do this.
I've gotta fucking do this, man.
I lost my game.
Well, we're at 26 already.
Did you know something, XQC? Do you wanna know something?
What?
Did you know that if anybody subscribes to you with Twitch Prime, tier one, or if they
gift one sub, while you're on the Minecraft category, they earn an exclusive badge on
Twitch.
It's a chicken.
Did you know that?
No, I didn't know that.
All they have to do is give you one sub.
It's actually true.
Go ahead, Chad.
You have the badge.
Show it off.
It's true.
It's actually true.
Is it true?
It actually is true.
You get a free badge.
You get a chicken badge.
You got a chicken.
Yeah.
I want to launch.
Oh, the baby chick.
I like that.
Yep.
Yep.
Look at this, bro.
Guys, if you want this, all you got to do is gift one sub, or tier one, you get a fucking
chicken while we're on the micro section, the baby chick.
Yes.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Okay.
Edit instance.
If this were just 50 years ago, they would have given a lobotomy to Ron for saying half
the shit his retarded ass says.
And not do Twitch Prime though.
I don't think Twitch Prime works.
I think it's tier one only gift in my bag.
Instantly, by the way, it goes straight to your inventory.
You get a fucking ticket.
No way.
So hold on, what was the launch?
I'm not baiting, oh god, I'm not baiting.
67.
It's true, it's actually true.
Well, I had the launcher.
No, I don't.
I said Prime is uncountable.
Alright chat, this is the end, or is it the beginning?
Get your LeBron arrived.
We have none of this bit, Rock.
Have it if I get there.
Hello, guy.
W scam.
Oh, I have it.
Bang.
Le- LeBron arrived, it's time.
All I have it. Bang.
Lebron arrive, it's time.
Are you ready? The key or no?
Yeah, I should decide.
Hold on.
Stable! This is for you!
Does anyone know that meme or no?
You guys know that meme?
Like no nobody knows that I don't think anybody knows that man. Chad is there any know this man at all?
Grow up, okay, that's just not nice
Well, how do these days?
Huh? How do you do these days like 20 what?
23
What were you doing at 23?
Um being handsome
No, I don't want some I think I'm getting a heart attack right now. What is this? I'm gonna get pinched in my chest
Oh, yeah, the notepad. Can you erase it? I?
Say play Java
I
my thing. What were you doing? What were you doing? I was watching over watchables with them.
Damn. So you just started a career at my age? Yeah. No, no, no. I was still doing. I was still
far out there. Like how far out would you say? Like, do you farthest out you can be? Oh, you were
already like mainstream, mainstream? Oh, no, not yet. Wait, so you weren't a streamer yet, really?
No, I wasn't that. No, no. Until 21 I was always in Austin. I run shit.
Oh, I wear it.
No, that's five years ago.
Press enter to enable the narrator.
Are you ready for this or not?
Narrator, narrator, narrator, narrator. Off.
I
So loud
Yeah, um, like we both suck on grass
Hold on.
I got scouted.
You're ready, you tell me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this is the one. On my soul.
This is, I either lose it all, or I go one more game.
Keybind's a sprint.
Keybind's a sprint on
They gonna tell me shit, I'm not gonna find it
I'm also done. Hey, what are you doing?
I'm doing my stuff. I'm doing my settings
Okay, you may give me the city medicine Wow, I almost got my computer about having
Yeah, but it's just bad though Joe wasn't doing that shit you ready matter ready or no
It's an excuse you see no Lizzie had a set up, but what I think we do out on shit. It's just bad
It's a big delay
He cheats, he's a cheddar cheese man.
Text sounds all right, you know what I'm saying.
Um.
Yo, how did, what does he keep doing that?
Holy, is he forfeiting?
Can anyone tell you my keyboard?
Chad, what keyboard is this?
I forget.
Chad, how do you make it, how do you make it?
It's like a steel series, right?
What is this?
I'm not sponsored.
Exclusive?
I'm just playing. I'm just playing. Ready? Single player. New world. Survival. Survival.
Survival. Survival. Listen. Listen. This is how it works. Ready? If I win this, we have
two games up to play, right? We can connect four or we could do what was the last game?
for golf with friends.
But if I lose this, the bro verse bro is over.
You ready?
Yeah.
Hold on, let me turn off the music.
Hold on, let me turn off the music.
I'm locked in.
All right.
Oh my God, focus, focus, focus.
Oh my God.
I can't go out like this, bro.
I dead ass cannot go out like this.
All right.
Wait, just so I'm clear.
The crafty recipe is three buckets of milk,
two sugar, one egg, and three wheat.
Yeah.
All right, three, two, one, go.
I hear a skeleton spawner on us.
Oh my god, there's a skeleton spawner on us.
Oh my god, I'm a burger.
I'm degloved already.
I'm degloved already.
You're cooked.
I'm actually cooked. He has three buckets already?
Thirty-three months, wagga wagga wagga wagga.
He's in the end?
Yeah, I'm telling Jregman now. I gotta wait till I purchase though.
Oh my.
I know what I'm doing, shut up.
Oh, boom, hey, hey, we're gonna find out.
Where is my chick?
XQCL.
No!
No!
no what are you dying to that's most of everything what I need right yeah that's
most of it that should be game that's game
oh my god game over free too oh my god game over
my god
how many kids you want five
Oh my god.
Hold chat.
Fudge.
Oh my god.
Oh
Which way me
Wait, wait, wait, hold on xqc
I guess we might get fined, doesn't it?
I almost died of not getting.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I have a brilliant idea.
There's nothing here.
Oh my god, I have a brilliant idea.
Oh my god, I have a brilliant idea.
There's nothing here!
Just back to Omegulon.
I have a brilliant idea.
I'm losing this probably.
Where is the spawn? Where is the spawn?
No, I... my god.
Okay, I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
Just trust me, Chad. Just trust me. Just trust me.
Are you sending the bag, Lukey?
Not even a little bit.
Chad, how do I make it hatch?
I'm sorry, I'm alright, I'm alright, I'm alright, the shell's at the shell.
I can't read a fucking broke.
Come on, come on, again.
Ron to sing the song already. I mean, no, you got three already. Oh, oh,
I'm on the other base.
Is that enough?
Come on!
I won.
I won.
No!
You don't have a thing!
Stop it!
Yeah, I'm about to win.
I'm gone.
I'm about to win.
go to the village feels birthday man hello chat
come on stupid fucking bitch act chickens man
Thank you. Now show this new gen while the beige is co-
GG
No, he might beat me chat dead ass
Bang bang
Oh my god, is that beer, Chad?
Chad, is that beer?
X. Ambutabusus.
It's not rare.
Bang, done. Next.
How many is that?
Bang, next.
Yetcock.
You know how to get out of here, out of here, out of here, wait.
No.
No.
Oh my God.
Why would Poochisey kidnap Gucci Mane?
No.
That's probably just game low key.
All right. Listen, if you say, if you say payphone, I might give you one win on the score.
Maybe.
What do you, what do you have right now?
What's the score right now?
Okay.
What do I not have?
Okay.
We want to do it in reverse or not?
How many eggs do I need? I only need one, no?
Yeah, but Tom, just talk to me before you do it, bro.
I mean, there's only one.
Oh, sorry, I only need a couple of irons for some thing.
A couple of irons? Oh, again.
I need a couple more irons for a bucket, right?
And then I need to go find some cows.
And then a couple of wheat, and I need one sugar.
and I can finish it please Marlon you think it does has any food you think
Run.
No, it doesn't.
Why not?
No, they broke.
Oh, please.
Oh, my God.
I'm a fucking idiot.
Oh, my God.
I'm eating the fr-
Bye!
K. Gunner!
Boom!
Now throw Omega Lowell.
No?
Okay.
Pace man.
Oh
Like I got a bomb now throw omega lol no, okay
Paste my little LL LL LL fish Molly LL LL LL LL LL LL LL LL no
I won right no
No way here to do it. I just missed. I mean I would have lost regardless for a fuck
Are you serious? Yeah, I did it like one second. I mean chat. I didn't have the fucking egg anyway
He said done right as I got the egg.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I'm sorry, man.
I have to tell you.
There's no way the egg just didn't spawn in time.
Like, there's no way I lose to orangey.
Did you feed it though or not?
Yes.
Bees is left.
No fucking way!
Well, you had the rest of the items?
I made it already and ate it!
Wait, actually?
Yeah, you're supposed to eat the whole cake, did you not?
Why didn't I know I could eat it?
Wait, you didn't eat the whole cake? That's part of the rule!
Wait, he didn't make the whole cake and eat it?
You know what? I don't have hunger to eat it.
I have one last slice, you want it?
He didn't eat it?
Yo, you want it or not? Because there's only one slice left, this is for you. You want it or not?
I ate my cake, bro.
Oh, that's cap. That's gonna be cap.
I was almost dying of hunger and I ate the whole thing and I'm full.
Whatever, bro.
Alright, how about a connect four? How about a connect four?
Oh, I lost, bro. I fucking lost! I fucking lost!
Yo, brother, we still love you. We still watch you, man.
It's that it's QC you are not it's fine to be fucking straight-ass video with dog shit the video again. What all games?
Oh my god, you are fucking chopped, bro
You are actually fucking chopped, bro like you are fucking so ugly
It makes me mad like it makes me mad how ugly you are bro now watch this
I shouldn't have fucking lost oh, but I lost by a millisecond by a fucking millisecond, bro
Really?
If I just had that stupid fucking chicken!
That fucking chicken!
Just did it shit quick enough, bro!
It didn't fucking shit quick enough!
I lost you a fucking chicken!
Are you fucking serious?
I lost you a fucking chicken!
A fucking chicken!
Oh my god, bro!
Well, I'm 88 months old.
Well, I try to play games and have fun now.
I don't give a fuck about your fun!
Stupid fucking notch sold this game
game to mojang or whatever the fuck bro made the chickens nerfed bro oh my god
bro at least you're not chopped but you're shortest fuck though even if you
look like Marlon nobody would give up cuz you're fucking three and a half foot
three apples high brother nobody gives a shit if you if you were hands on it
because it is your your little your mini your your mini your your fun size
You're fucking your pocket size, man
You know I'm about to see you in a couple days, right?
Like what's gonna happen when all this shit talking online doesn't get you anywhere. Yo
Well, you know that I don't have to kiss me then you have to keep on the lips. I'll like except nothing but lips kiss
Beware young man Dems young man Dems all my man Dems bro. I got a target on him hundred thousand dollars
100,000
Jesus a thousand pounds
Oh my god, I'm a shooter merchant. I'm a shooter merchant. I'm dead ass a shooter merchant.
Don't say that. You're good at other shit. I'm dead ass a shooter merchant, bro. I'm
dead ass good for nothing. I'm only good at shooters, bro. Oh my god. I'm not even the
part of Twitch, bro. I'm the fucking diarrhea. I waited on a fucking egg, bro. I lost a bro.
Yo, I lost cause of a fucking egg!
You had anything else?
Yes, I made it!
I'm not kidding.
When you said bang, I was in the midst of the egg
shitting out of the fucking chicken!
That fucking chicken, bro, oh my god.
As soon as...
Impressive, actually, impressive.
My god, bro.
I didn't think you'd make it that far.
I lost your fucking egg, bro.
I actually can't believe it.
Bang!
You're a fucking dolphin.
That egg had been promised to you 3,000 years ago.
You literally said you visited fucking Israel and kissed a wall, bro.
I'm sick of this shit.
So what?
Yeah, bro, I can't, bro.
That chicken was promised to you.
That wasn't a chicken, bro.
That was a fucking...
I don't even know what that was, bro.
That was a royal chicken, bro.
Dead ass.
That was dead ass, a fucking royal chicken, bro.
So what?
Nah.
Tel Aviv chicken, bruh. No, I can't.
What?
What?
I'm starting to get the feeling that you're fucking shivvy dreams.
I'm starting to get the feeling that...
I'mma let my fucking words... I'mma fuck the words, bruh.
I'mma just see you in a couple of days, y'all. I actually can't, bruh. I can't, man. I can't.
Now I got to eat some food.
Oh my god, I already ate all my food, brah.
I'm deadass 8 at all, Q.
Oh.
No, Jack.
I could have won you on any of your chatters,
on any game that isn't some bullshit fucking sugar game,
and crap your cheeks and wallp on everything.
You know what I'm about to say?
I don't think I lose to a single one of your chatters
on the Age of Empires 4.
Not one singular chatter.
And I mean every person in the chat and nobody wins
Please do I have a God in my chat? I'll pay you a thousand dollars to beat his ass right now
I don't even want anything in return. I just want to see him suffer. Please. Do I have anyone who's good?
I'm not even kidding. I'll pay you a thousand dollars. You don't even have to pay me anything
I just want to see this guy suffer, bro. Please bro. No, please bro. No, no, please bro, please bro, please
Please bro, please
Like I know I can't row like this is like like I
Need someone row
Listen
It's amazing you would fry me
But if you use the word fry, I know you're young and I know that would beat your ass if you don't play that game
But
Say well, I broke
Like I like I don't say that
Someone who has 10,000 hours on that game, please help me
Hold on wait wait for it. Oh
Wait
Yo, this is Jack bugging on a second
I'm a burger, bro. I'm the fries guy now. I'm actually fries guys. All right. Well, I
But who's my name?
Now who's my next brother? I need to win against someone who can I win against? Do you know anyone that asked?
Who could I win against now, please?
After a performance like this, nobody
Man the guy that said Jake future on God I'm not playing no more. Yeah, he actually would roll you
Yeah, you would roll me for sure
Now
No, can you ask Jason if we can do one-to-one?
Well, fucking what?
Oh, no, I'll blow this as well.
You ask it yourself, bro, go to his chat and ask him.
Well, Jason is, oh, I forgot he's not friends anymore.
No, I've ever since phase ended, we stopped being friends.
I contract, I got ended.
Yeah.
Like, bro, I lost against Jinx, I lost against XQC,
I lost against Ludwig, I lost against Joe.
Like, who am I supposed to go against fucking Lowe's Polos?
Excuse me, bro.
Am I supposed to go against fucking Lowe's Polos?
To claim a fucking win?
Yeah, but he's going to eat something like food game.
I know you're going to get fucked up.
What?
Prime Lowe's with it is the fucking time.
was eight years ago bro give it up Felix can I get a welcome to the jungle and then
play smash brothers against this buster we're going close bro you're my eyes are cooked
son here's to Brett and that's what I mean I'm gonna go chill and do some little react
with some food but I enjoyed it though. All right bro, GG man. I enjoyed it man.
All right bro. Shut up, I wanna remember. Wait, before you leave. When you hit run bottom
and your dog shit and all the games, I remember you're not as bad as Ron. His holy shit is
your ass. Always remember that. At everything that he does. You can have millions of dollars.
Ass. You can have billions of dollars. Ass. You can have millions of dollars. But you
You still don't have a fucking nose and a forehead like ex-QC, bro.
Always remember that.
Well, you'll never have to do that.
You'll never have a nose that points out fucking farther than his penis when he gets a bone.
Always remember that, bro.
Now think of something.
Think of something, Gremlin.
You fucking dork.
Think of something.
Go ahead and think.
I'm giving you time to think before I leave, dork.
You fucking dork.
You are taller sideways than you are upright.
And you are fucking chopped every direction.
Every fucking direction.
No saving it. You're just permanently chopped all type of fucking chop, bro. Okay
That's what you are
Door chop. Yeah, you know, you're not gonna make a new meme. You have no pull you have no pull
You know nobody's gonna use your memes brother six seven six nine. How about six eight?
Holy shit
Yeah, I rolled his bust I know
I just do a small of a mini reactor
So you should be the next borrows of bro
Jack at this point. I'm not I'm not getting I don't I don't think I can lose the bros as well as anybody
If we expand the roses bro to more games like on on dawn, I
Don't think I get no I mean
Like we're making like a a 50 game story game. I
Can never get a game
That's how I only put a few games up
Tyler's a grinder, but he only put a few games though. Okay, so would roll you on every game
That's so cat
Yeah
You know something here. This is not a dissident. This is a dissident. Okay, so
Kato doesn't play
multiplayer
Stop games the Alex QCM plays tough games, but he doesn't play stuffed multiplayer games. He doesn't
He doesn't
he doesn't know I know I guess as I have my friends on semen he doesn't have
any time on any of those games except for example you play fucking even in
multiple games okay in the hyper jam let's say does he have hyper jam doesn't
happen jam does he have like all the chicken horse
No.
Does he have rounds?
Play against Tona Pixel.
No.
Oh.
No.
Let me check.
Lyric would smoke you Buster.
That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, yeah, that's get in touch.
Can you listen to this Kanye leak?
It has the tron sample you like, Kling.
630 games, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Um...
That's the good...
Yeah, you just never have a lot of multiple games in the air.
Straight up.
No, no.
No, save your own, no.
Yeah, Jesse, just stop, just stop.
Alright, what else do we have to do to chat?
Alright, let's watch a video.
You said, I don't think Soda beats me.
I don't think he does.
If you want to try to do Brother's Bro and play or chat,
we should chat. Since Soda is Soda,
we should pre-approve a list of games,
30 games and it download all upstream by I so beat him I don't give a shit look
the ultimate gaming gauntlets bro V bro which so that well guys it's guys this
of the hours to do but but that is too many Chinese you think better spy party
speedrunners ultimate chicken horse hyper jam rounds
Uh, mount your friend's dark role.
Uh, Halo, Worms, Duck Game, Tricky Towers, the Nidhogg, uh, Straft Dash.
graphed-as-a-soda in the prep stage
you're so lazy you won't even download all the games
admit it buddy
stick fights
uh... a-o-e
he knows every random obscure game
govins friends
hi yo you're too surprised at any of our game and the obscure games i have on my account
Well, at least 150 of those games are multiplayer.
Next.
League, I roll him.
Fourcraft 3, I roll him.
Fourcraft 2, I roll him.
Trackmania.
Dude, how many more?
How many more?
Can we do bro Vibrol against Saccoon now?
Jen is so ready that Jen doesn't think about it.
Even for this, I got to move, maybe one third of this,
because I didn't play him.
It should be 100 games and we roll 50 of them,
or we roll like 30 of them.
Bang, you know what I mean?
Spend a wheel on a hundred games because I can think of a hundred games.
Alright, check.
Any good videos?
We can watch one of those videos in about maybe 20 minutes.
I need to update this on what?
Yo!
Is that any good?
What the heck?
That one's not crazy.
Hey, guys.
People see the house.
We've got him.
I've got him.
Body armor.
That's him for.
Yo, yo, yo.
I've never get to a photo.
I don't know. Jesus Christ.
It's like one of my dreams
I live inside a dream that I can't wake up.
A frantic teenager calls 911 after surviving a violent home invasion that leaves two people
dead.
But suspicious evidence at the scene raises chilling questions, forcing investigators
to consider an unthinkable suspect.
Oh sorry, I get it.
The following is based on official police records, and some of the footage has never
been seen before until now.
Please note that all persons charged with a crime are presumed innocent and less and
until proven guilty in a court of law.
Just after midnight on July 7, 2024, dispatchers in Palm Bay, Florida answer a desperate call
to 911.
911, what's the location of the emergency?
Hello?
Okay, okay, what's going on?
Oh God!
Okay, what's going on?
Oh, yeah.
So, basically I was home alone, and the guy, he runs into the house.
I grabbed the phone.
Do you know who the man is?
No, I don't know what.
If he's still in there?
I don't think so.
I waited.
I hid in my room for like a really long time.
I don't even know how long it's been.
The caller later identified a 16-year-old Julia Grace Eggler, explains that the intruder
broke in through the sliding glass door in the back of the house.
I don't think the door was locked, but I don't think that there was a hammer by the back.
Was it your hammer, or did they bring it with them?
It was just the house hammer.
It was just by the back, I think.
The house hammer?
They grabbed it and broke in the window.
They broke the window with a hammer that you already had in your yard?
Yeah.
What's the glass?
Okay.
Take a deep breath.
You haven't heard them in a while, right?
So, was there only one person that you saw?
That I saw, yeah, there was one person.
Okay. And where are you in the house right now?
I'm just in the living room.
Okay. We already have help on the way, so just take a deep breath, okay?
Did they try to make contact with you?
No, because I brought the only thing I was able to grab in time were the dogs because I wanted them with me
So I didn't want whoever it was to kill the loudest thing. Is there anyone else at home with you?
Yeah, yeah, I mean
Anyone to come home
Your boyfriend out getting um
You're buying a bed frame for her bed so they were out
You know, it's not even self-sacred.
You knew about the house?
Oh, I heard somebody take the house.
But your mom and her boyfriend should be on their way home?
No, they're excuse me.
Take a deep breath.
We have officers that are coming into the area really soon.
And I'm going to stay on the phone with you just in case, okay?
With officers on their way, the dispatcher takes steps to ensure the home is safe for them to enter.
But a simple question changes everything in an instant.
You saw your dogs with you?
Isn't there just still my room?
I didn't listen.
Oh, because I didn't want them getting blood over all over their paws.
Right, right.
Did you take blood all over their paws?
Yeah, I did.
Is there blood inside your house?
Yeah.
Who's blood is it?
Your blood or is it the person who broke in blood?
Are you injured?
Oh, I'm fine.
You're fine?
So it's the person who broke in it's their blood?
Where is it at?
No, I don't know if it's their blood or not, and I don't think it's theirs, it's my mom.
It's true what I heard when I was hiding in my room, I couldn't find her, it's all
my fault.
This is why I was unable to grab the phone.
Jeff, Jeff, even without hindsight, we watch videos like this all the time.
Okay.
Uh, not, not being able, not being able to be emotional while talking about things that they got to think about is like massive giveaway.
Usually, usually they send the investigators in the correct direction off the rip.
Nothing is your fault.
If someone doesn't want to send her off, you can go.
You have to get the pause in between every time.
I just want to confirm it.
Do you know if anyone is hurt at your house?
Not really.
Officer with the Palm Bay Police Department arrive and greet Julia at the door, seemingly
unaware of the grim scene waiting on the other side.
Hello.
How you doing?
What's going on?
Why is there blood on the floor?
Can I sleep here?
Huh?
Please.
Are you okay?
Are you bleeding?
No.
Who is bleeding?
What is going on? Why is that door smashed?
I can't.
What's your blood on the floor?
Where's bleeding?
My mom.
Where's your mom?
My dad.
What are you saying?
Hey.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Really good, stay here. Hey, I got it.
Give us time 33.
Somebody stay out here while I'm...
You ready?
Yeah.
You have doors to the right.
Oh, no.
Oh, f**k.
That's how we do it.
You okay?
I don't know.
I mean physically, I guess.
He's so weak.
All right, please.
Body on the bathroom floor.
Julia's mother, 38-year-old Kelly McCollum and Kelly's boyfriend, 22-year-old Matthew Zienorg,
are found inside, both appearing to have suffered multiple gunshot wounds.
A large chef's knife with presumed blood on the blade sits on the bathroom counter,
consistent with the multiple stab wounds on Matthew's body.
Both victims are beyond any hope of saving.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I just grabbed the phone.
Huh?
I just grabbed the phone.
If you just grabbed the phone in time.
Are you hurt anyway?
No.
I just grabbed the phone.
I just grabbed the phone in time.
Are you hurt anyway?
Oh my god.
Is there any arguments or anything, Pinarikli?
Between them.
We're so not a few.
We're in our months, aren't we, my friend?
You have a chance.
We're in our months.
We're in our months.
I'm sorry.
I was just going to...
I'll never get to you.
It's okay.
I'm sorry, please forgive me.
Officers ask Julia if there are other family members
who can be contacted, but the teens only
immediate relatives are a father and brother
living out of state.
I'm sorry, it's not very family thing to do.
I just apologize for having feelings.
Jack, I will say though,
is that even in the immediate timeline,
who had been to it, still refer to them as
or is and people that did it and never fact did it and they've done it they'll do as they were in
like that. Bye. You need to throw up.
Okay. Nobody's going to do that.
Fuck you. That's a just love. Okay.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, she's sawing. I should have said that looking
more. She knows when I'm set on it. She said that they got him out of a fight
tonight. Nicole's talking to her, so I'll just call it over there. That's hope.
Julia's moved farther down the driveway, kept out of earshot as officers
discussed the details with a sergeant who has just arrived on scene.
I think it's the kitchen floor.
Oh, no.
There's a certain bathroom.
No.
There's show cases in there.
And also a kitchen knife.
No.
Outside the back door, there's an axe.
What is such a knife?
That's a knife.
Or you busted the door in.
What?
There's shelves, not spent, but there's shelves.
Now rounds.
Yeah.
Outside the back door.
Yeah.
Which you'll practice any more during the bathroom.
Okay.
There's like three of four of these show cases in the bathroom.
Okay.
The sergeant relays this information to an arriving detective along with a harrowing theory.
Yo!
I saw a picture of a lion with a motorbike, you can see where he passed the road through the walls.
Okay, but what if, what if some guy gets a crime and they're on foot and then they run?
It's back there on the floor.
There's the girl, is there?
Yeah, she's the daughter.
Excuse the daughter.
You know, I'm not the girl.
I don't believe you.
I don't.
I know.
I mean, mother, I think there should be standards for
physical.
This one was our last call out here.
I feel like I stuck to the history.
We had a city lawyer a couple weeks ago.
She was signalling a couple weeks ago.
Three months earlier, on April 8, 2024, officers have been called to the home for
a domestic dispute between Kelly and Julia.
Footage obtained from this incident reveals a troubling history between them.
So my daughter, having a hard time with my teenage daughter.
Yep.
Really hard time.
She's been bigger after the last,
bigger after twice in the last month.
She took the errors and would not give them back.
So now I know, she's not getting back.
I think he would make a good company.
I have her phone.
True.
She's obsessed about it.
She's punished.
When she was drinking alcohol, I took the phone.
I was like, give back, give back.
She barricades her room.
Well, let me out of her room.
I said, let me out of your room.
on the thing, she threw a rapsus off of me very fast,
starts to run towards the door.
I didn't want to touch her.
So I grabbed the back of the hoodie.
Again, he said, wait a second, I'll have my phone from you.
I grabbed the hoodie and she fell on her butt.
And she goes, you choked me, you choked me.
I said, I didn't mean to choke you, I'm sorry.
I grabbed the hoodie because you were running out the door.
Turn on the kitchen light,
get the hair gone,
get the cell phone.
Kelly explained that Julia went into the bathroom
and locked the door.
the officers went inside to ensure Julia's safety.
You haven't made any kind of statements
to anyone in her mom or yes,
you guys got into an altercation.
I wonder who enjoyed creating those teams about you.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
I'm just an ugly cryer.
So it's probably why my face looks red or whatever.
Well, no, she said that you, like,
I guess possibly grabbed a beer and a fridge.
I think I just grabbed it to just be like.
and I'm just not done that.
After ensuring Julia was okay and unharmed,
the officer expressed his concerns
bringing up another past incident.
We just don't want to escalate to the point where
we start making irrational statements
or reactions towards ourselves or someone else, right?
I'm so much ashamed.
I mean, what happened last time?
I can't chat with you or my life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
According to police records, during the previous call, Julia was sent for a psychiatric evaluation
after taking too much Tylenol.
If you're going through anything...
Whoa, hold on.
Aw.
By a normal XQC, I promise, for a psychiatric evaluation after taking too much Tylenol.
If you're going through anything, I'd rather you talk, then bottle it up.
because the moment you bottle it up,
you're just gonna keep piling stuff on
and it's just gonna blow up, right?
That's usually what happens.
I don't want that to happen.
But now three months later,
a full blown tragedy has just taken place
and detectives must work to figure out exactly what happened.
Julia explains to a detective that it was still light outside
when an intruder came to the back door.
After seeing him, Julia claims to have grabbed the two dogs
and fled to the bedroom.
It's in my room.
It was so loud.
It was so loud.
It was loud.
Chad, you know what?
It was so quiet.
It was so loud.
I feel like this person probably set up the door after the crime
because they wouldn't want to fucking bang the back door, whatever.
And then a witness accountant would probably easily debunk the whole thing
and say shots came first and then window broke and they banged it.
It's like some roti shit.
What was loud? Like yelling?
No, I think...
You think it was loud, man?
I heard gunshots.
Fine.
And when I heard those, I knew...
I find this too natural.
I did it to someone that died.
I can feel it, you know?
I don't know if that sounds stupid, but I just...
So how long ago did you hear these gunshots?
I'm powerish, maybe more, I just, I couldn't tell.
This time passed, just felt like so long.
This, I went so so loud.
What did you see when you came out?
Something like this, my boyfriend.
I came home and killed him.
Who killed him?
I don't know.
I'm just afraid they're faster.
They should still be here by the walk.
The detective learns that Julia spoke with Kelly via text
while she and Matthew were out of the house.
But after reading this conversation,
something clearly doesn't add up.
You guys are having conversations,
but you said it was a light out when someone
started breaking into the house.
But these text conversations are having
at 9.15 p.m.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Is that is that I know this is
invisible, but even if though
they're kind of ruining their,
their, their, their suspect, you know,
they're, they're attending for
a reason. I mean, it's, it's point
why are you giving them pushback
right now?
Maybe it was like sunset.
They could shut down and stop
talking to VGG.
But the confusion doesn't end
with Julia's unclear timeline.
Inside the home, officers struggle
to make sense of a crime scene
that becomes more puzzling by the second.
So he must have been shooting as he came in.
I don't, I think.
But the casings are in the bathroom.
Yeah, but there's a casing like, or there's a,
Right.
So if the casing's up, I think he's waiting for her.
Her backpack's there, her shoes are off.
Right.
Like she can then take the shoes off
so her backpack's down.
She's gonna have to be shot on the right hand side.
I'm just walking in the door.
And then he comes out and we're sitting over here.
Yeah.
While there are multiple shell casings and unspent rounds
of ammunition throughout the house,
there's no sign of a gun anywhere.
Is there guns inside the home?
Yeah, there was.
There was?
Where did it go?
No.
How do you know it's not there anymore?
I don't know.
I just went into my mom's room and I, before I called, I wanted to see if you could stay here or not.
Okay, what did you do when you were in your mom's room?
She has this lock box where she kept a lot of my things.
So I looked up there to see if it's stolen any electronics or anything, right?
Because those are expensive.
Oh, God. Jesus.
I'm so sorry.
What a face-bomber.
Along with the gun, Julia claims several boxes.
That is such a face-bomber.
The detective steps away.
Bro, I can hear the fucking clutch engage as you change.
So just gears?
But oh, man, right, I just had his brain dead.
Oh, yeah.
Because it's expensive.
Dude, come on, really?
I'm asking an officer to give Julia a patdown.
Do you have any trouble or anything,
but this is just for everybody?
Nothing on you that's going to put stickers down your hand?
These are your pods
Afterward the detective calls the officer away from Julia
Rather than confront Julia outright the detective continues asking questions searching for anything else that might confirm her suspicions
I didn't know if it would make things worse, I didn't know what it would do.
What do you mean by make things worse?
Well, I didn't know if it would hurt or if like...
Huh?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Better to get more pain.
I like moving her.
I don't know.
Okay, and was she breathing when you saw her?
So, sure that they're dead, but uh...
I don't want to touch her skull, it's pink.
Did you check to see if she had a pulse or anything?
Gotcha.
I didn't touch her so well, but I did hear her breathing and there was a big pool of blood, so I just assumed, yes.
So you just what?
I assumed, I guess.
Is that, you did the same thing with Matthew?
I assumed.
They're all bloody, I didn't want to get the blood off in my hands, I guess.
Yeah.
I didn't want, I don't know, I just felt like if I did anything, it would make it worse.
Still, blood seems to have transferred onto Julia's shoes,
as bloody footprints are discovered throughout the house.
These look like converse. Yeah, those are, I think, daughters' shoes.
And the gun, have you ever touched the gun?
a long time ago, my mom had me train with it in case someone broke in.
Bro, bro, Jack, people think that like this is like a movie, and it's like a well, I think
just a gun, and it isn't like, bro, people are not teaching like what happens when you
shoot a gun and shit, like dude, it makes such a mess, you can't see quite-
Oh, you're with the guns and how they work, how they shoot.
Come on, bro.
I know it's a lot for you to process, I know it's a lot going on right now for you, um,
obviously we're going to do our absolute best to figure out what happened here.
You would also see gunpowder?
Because of the glass.
We want justice for your mom and her boyfriend to figure out who did this and why.
Is anybody from the mind?
My mom told me once that they were really into like drugs and stuff. I don't know if if it was so
That's some kind of like grudge and came after them or
Because this just made it like thinking about them. Yeah, but they didn't really seem like they wanted to me in protection
It was like because if you think about it if
I don't know if there's a cause
It's a fork and you don't want to
A real little bit more in it. That's obviously
obviously, they'll be in the video.
Oh, man.
Did you think they knew you were there?
Well, I think they saw me, but I don't think they...
Chad, it's sweet coaching, Mon-Karl. Terry's not escaping to where...
I didn't really pay attention to...
I was just mostly focusing on getting my dogs and me out of trouble, right?
They smashed them in a nutshell.
I had them for years and loved them whole my heart.
So why do you think it is that he didn't come after you?
The dogs.
By Julia's account, the killer smashed through the unlocked sliding glass door, took Kelly's gun and ammunition from her bedroom, waited for Kelly and Matthew to return home, shot them both and fled, all while living behind a potential witness who could have identified him.
It's a tall tale, but whether there's truth to any of it remains to be seen.
For now, the detective leaves Julia in the company of an officer who keeps a watchful eye.
While a search warrant is secured for the residence, Julia is taken to the police station
and left in the care of two officers.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's so busy.
It's starting to kind of like add more to your plate.
Why are you apologizing?
I don't know.
Well, I get that a lot.
I guess it's out of how they're doing it, you know.
Well, wait, did you hit the lady
over there in the mouth earlier?
That's where I was at.
Somebody got hit by a car.
Was it you?
Fuck it.
You apologized to her.
I thought I figured I'd asked.
Oh, sorry.
I did it.
It was you?
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, I'm the criminal here.
An officer then collects Julia's shoes,
giving the teenager a pair of booties and a snack.
Oh.
What mom-a-bomb sees.
Let's try Julia's surprise attack.
I'm sorry.
Jesus.
By morning, Julia is still waiting for the attackers to begin questioning.
Officers assigned to Julia's care deliver breakfast.
to Julia's care deliver breakfast and put it on a particular anime called Death Note.
The show centers on a teenager with a supernatural notebook that allows its user to kill anyone
whose name is written in it, as long as they know the person's face.
Finally detectives bring Julia into the interrogation room, where the truth of what happened to Kelly
and Matthew will soon come to light.
But first they address something new they've learned about Julia.
I was informed that you let's go by Jasper's.
I asked her because I don't want to, you know,
I'm pretty sure you didn't, yeah.
And where are your parents who don't mind me asking?
I usually go by excuse.
He?
OK.
So obviously it's been a couple of hours.
So you've been with them.
So I got to read you this thing.
You're rights first.
And then we can go through everything with you
and figure out what's going on.
In Florida, juveniles have the same Miranda rights as adults.
In courts of rule, the parent does not
have to be present before police questioning.
After reading the Miranda warnings,
the 16-year-old agrees to answer questions.
Very quickly, investigators learned
that Kelly and Julia had an argument just one day
before the murders took place.
Do you know what happened, Ms. Rowland?
I think I wanted to go into the party or something,
and she didn't mind me about it.
And I was mad at her for just going without me
to thank you so along those lines. But you wanted to be you wanted to go out and
have a good time. It was like a birthday birdie. So she comes home with him and
you wake up and you guys get into a little bit of a disagreement. You're
expressing your frustrations or at least so you want to go to this party.
And she's expressing her frustrations back. What is she saying back to you?
just as back and forth of, I did tell you, you know, you didn't, you know.
So what came of that?
I think she took my iPod and my phone, but before she left again, she gave it back so
I'd be able to text her.
According to Julia, when the devices were confiscated, Kelly would put them in the lockbox
in her bedroom.
So I'd, but I don't see if it's stolen any like electronics or anything like, so it's
expensive.
When you Julia asked to use the restroom, they take the opportunity to collect the
teenagers clothing for evidence, trading them for a jumpsuit.
When questioning resumes, they press more about the ongoing disputes with Kelly.
Well we and her would have a lot of arguments about things, especially over like maybe in
trans, she'd be like, you're not a real boy, a little boy and all, you know, the whole
spiel of transphobic stuff.
Trying not trying.
She doesn't have a turning of your lifestyle, but you're
she didn't approve that.
But you said she was like trying to kind of meet me in the middle
but it wasn't working all the time.
She would try to call me child instead of,
because it's more like gender neutral rather than kind of meeting in the middle, I guess.
Kelly's Facebook page has filled this file that suggests they once shared a close pond.
In a video Kelly posted in February of 2020 affectionately captioned,
My Julia. The pre-teen proudly speaks in support of Kelly's business.
But as the interrogation continues, it becomes clear the relationship between them had deeply
fractured following Julia's decision to transition.
you know calling you she or not using the appropriate pronouns or not referring
to you as Jasper and referring you as Julia. And like actually kind of being
like this is gonna be kind of over she'd be like oh you have breast and vagina
blood all that you know yeah kind of showing in my face and I yell back I
know you don't think I know that because obviously it's kind of painful because
is she would always say that, oh, they're dumb
and stupid like that.
No, it's not real.
Even if you get the surgeries, it's not real
and things like that.
Is that something you guys had discussed?
Getting surgeries and whatnot?
A lot, yeah.
And she'd be like, oh, I don't want you to still
want to fake it like that.
Three months earlier, during the domestic dispute call,
Kelly discussed this ongoing conflict with police.
Basically, the kids get into now.
I'm a small child.
It's so bad.
And I'm totally against it, but I still was kind.
I was like, if you want to think you're a boy,
you can think that, but you're my daughter,
you Julia, I'm just not gonna talk about it then, right?
As for Matthew, Julia says they never discussed it.
So this was never a point of contention between them.
Me and him didn't really talk a lot,
saying we like, we're like kind of peaceful,
but like co-existing, co-existing as we were.
We weren't friends, but like we weren't necessarily enemies either. It's kind of just whatever
He's just a couple years older than you, right?
Yeah
I'm just trying to watch a video. It's crazy. I didn't like it. Stop talking with some bullshit. I mean that's I don't really support
their relationships the things I think that's the only kind of like tension that there was between us
Because it would always be kind of awkward when I was just meeting him in the house because we wouldn't say
Do each other yeah, because it's kind of like
I don't really want you here. It was kind of obvious because I didn't support the relationship at all.
With potential motives uncovered, investigators still must work to unravel a tangled story filled with many contradictions,
unanswered questions, and disturbing clues.
By the way, the story is so bad, like nothing will match up with forensics or witnesses.
Like, there's not even one thing that was said that was accurate in a way that could play out properly.
Like, hey, come on, brotherly.
Back to...
Oh, this is just sad. It's fine.
The argument that you had today.
I think it's just not smart.
No, it's not.
And it's all...
She ends up doing it back before she leaves. Where is she going?
Are they, rather?
And they went to go get a bed frame for her bed,
because she got tired of it being on the floor.
Julia claims Kelly and Matthew left together around 7 or 8 p.m.
And shortly after is when the alleged intruder made his appearance.
So what do you hear in the next half of the day?
Well, I hide and I'm just sitting there hiding and the dogs are working and I hear the glass shatter and come in.
So I'm going to go to this hospital and come again.
And it doesn't matter if it's a VG, whatever the glass is, it's not a VG.
It's just an observation raising the possibility that it's not yours.
It's just broccoli in the glass door.
I'll be the next one.
Um, so just an old scar.
You can't do the next thing.
Getting the skin that's so empty.
One day, I come home from the dorms where I was doing, and, uh, I forgot my key and mom was caught.
I just broke my window and got in.
You punched the window?
So you got the little rocks or anything outside?
Um, not that I could find, but...
Nobody punched the window!
It's not like it's...
I think it's just stonepowering us.
According to police records, the glass from the back sliding door was found on top of
Julia's bloody footprints, as well as Kelly's lead and Matthew's cell phone, meaning the
glass had been shattered after the murders took place.
Though the detectives are aware of this.
I said that.
I want Julia to continue the story.
After a while when he's walking around, I can hear him like doing something and there's like a lot of like banging.
Yo, it's not liberal mods, man. It's yo, it's yo. It's about doing the right thing.
I don't know how he prepared that. He's distracting and stuff. I think he kicked down the door to my mom's room.
Julia says nearly an hour passed with the intruder in the house before Kelly and Matthew arrived home.
How did you know it was them walking through the wall?
No, no, no.
You see it in Felix?
No, no.
You see it in Felix?
No, no, no.
You see it down there.
Their voices are kind of, I couldn't say, like, tell what they were saying, but it sounded
like, kind of sounded like them, so I assumed it was them.
That's what I heard in the wild, like, thinking that I assumed it was like gunshots or something
and yelling.
I think Matthew was yelling, and what was he yelling?
He had some long lines of like staff or something.
You heard gunshots before?
Yeah.
And did it sound like gunshots to you?
Yeah.
Okay.
And how many gunshots do you think you heard?
Like five, six, six to me.
But once again, Julia shared something with the officer in the lobby that suggests the 16 year old was much closer to the gunshots.
Yeah, that's... I don't know what's up with my ears kind of messing with me.
Did you get in the ears on lately?
I think that's why it's switching this way, but we don't have time for this now.
Yeah, how close were you to the gunshots?
I was in a different one, but it was still loud enough.
I was trying to not use the streamer rifle from where I left my gun, but it was just facts for asking.
I don't remember when it was like a handgun and all the standard handguns, it was pretty
small, like smaller than that one.
Kelly's 38 special revolver was found in the backyard, just underneath Julia's bedroom
window.
Julia again explains that more than an hour passed before it felt safe enough to emerge
from the bedroom.
When I actually, um...
So they don't need even more dump out on shit, right?
The first thing I saw was blood on the ground.
Outside your bedroom door?
Okay.
Then what did you see next?
I looked to the left and...
when I saw Matthew on the bathroom.
Did it look like he was breathing when you looked into the bathroom?
Okay, Chad.
I swear, I'm not gonna be weird.
I could hear him faintly.
But.
He's like, gurgling.
Right.
Despite signs that Matthew may have still been alive, Julia didn't call for an ambulance.
And I remember at some point, I went to my mom's home and saw that.
It isn't raged out when being misgendered.
Hold on now.
Why are they ready at Aberdeen, calling them by the old name?
The door had been like, it's kind of complicated.
Shouldn't they be demanding?
They called by that shop that's new name they come up with?
I was chasing you and they had installed my song.
Yo, what?
Hold on.
Jasper's a nice name.
I assume my mom kept my most money by the time she took them.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
expensive, expensive, expensive, such as like my iPod or my phone that my dad had shut off,
things like that.
I'm done.
I'm done.
So you saw those in there?
So they hadn't been stolen?
Mm-hmm.
Are these your iPods?
And that gun that your mom has, the one that was missing, have you ever touched that gun
before?
That's why I used to get trained for my gun certificate.
With Julia's account conflicting with evidence found at the scene, investigators confront
the teenager directly.
To be quite honest with you, we don't believe that this is how this happened, all right?
We've looked over this crime scene and there's things in this crime scene that's not adding
up to what you're saying, okay?
Because I don't believe the story about someone coming into the house.
We look at the camera's camera.
Okay.
We don't see nobody coming through that back door.
We see your parents coming home through the front door.
Wait, there's cameras?
There's some bloody footprints inside the, uh, the dining room in front of the rear sliding
glass door underneath the glass.
That blood should be on top of the glass.
Imagine straight up, okay?
you the reason why did you hurt your parents today your mom and Matthew and
if you did was there a reason why you had to do it. I do the lawyer bit now.
Theoretically speaking let's say what you're saying that it was theoretically
speaking let's say that it was me right what so I want to be honest with you it's
not really theoretical at this point everything he has said it to you it is
It's telling us that something happened.
It's like a monger, so he pulls the, yo, if it was me, yo, let's say, no, no, no, stop,
guys, stop laughing, guys, guys, stop, let me, let's say there was, you know,
that you're not going to know.
Julia tries to argue that there are blind spots on their security cameras, and an intruder
could have simply avoided them.
But, the detective reminds Julia that an intruder would have had to know where those blind spots
were ahead of time. Something that is very unlikely in their experience.
And you was just about to say what if it was you that did this?
I was saying theoretically. Okay.
Theoretically what? What?
You said that giving off your chest and whatever but it's like that just that's not how that works.
It's of course. Oh okay hold on a pause. Now say the line. Say the line.
Well if you're honest with us that's going to play well with the judge.
They love that shit over there.
So when it's placed on court, the judge will love this shit.
And hey, they'll give you a good sentence.
They'll be nice when they're in a sentence saying so.
Of course it's not going away that quick.
It's not.
But you give us a brief.
There's other people who are going to look at this interview.
And they want to know, is this a monster over here,
or is this somebody who made a terrible mistake?
Did you shoot your mom and Matthew today?
You're basically saying that I didn't serve you and need my answer.
While the remainder of Julia's interview was redacted, the detectives
provided a detailed summary of the chilling confession that followed.
Julia admitted to breaking into Kelly's bedroom while she was gone,
obtaining the revolver and ammunition.
The teenager then waited in the kitchen for Kelly and Matthew to arrive home
with a gun in one hand and a knife hidden in a pants pocket.
When they walked through the front door at 10 34 p.m.
Julia told them, welcome home.
Julia confessed to shooting and killing Kelly before turning the gun on Matthew, who pleaded
for the teen to stop.
Julia then followed Matthew into the bathroom where he retreated, stabbing him multiple
times after running out of ammunition.
Finally Julia reloaded the revolver and shot Matthew one more time in the head, ultimately
killing him.
Julia then shattered the sliding glass door and tossed the gun outside near the bedroom
window, in an attempt to stage the crime scene as a break-in, and called 911 roughly 90 minutes
later. Julia admitted to reaching a breaking point over Kelly's lack of support for the
teen's transition, and Julia's lack of support for Kelly's relationship with 22-year-old
Matthew. According to court documents on August 6, 2024, Julia Egler was indicted on two counts
of first-degree premeditated murder with a firearm, and was held without bond. Julia
Julia Egler entered a written plea of not guilty, and the case is ongoing.
A public statement released by the Florida State's Attorney's Office confirms that Julia
will be prosecuted as an adult, adding that the teenager is not eligible to receive the
death penalty by law.
She was
That was an eye-opener in early January
You as you as that is pretty crazy
What's all this fucking place you guys like me all right
that my life
I look me know
Yo, that's hard
that's a newtzy
who put that there?
oh man
who put that there?
oh man
Oh, I like his arm.
How he did this?
It's impossible.
It's impossible.
Oh, the people probably cheat this shit, aren't they?
It's not a serious man.
Yo yo oh my god bro.
Really?
Oh my god, bruh.
Jesus Christ.
For 6'7"?
I mean...
Hello?
Hi there.
Can you open the door, please?
Hi there. Can you open this door, please?
For what?
I just want to make sure that everything's okay.
Seems to need something going on.
What do you mean?
I don't know. Just figure out a check on something.
I don't know what you want, man. Get out of my house.
Open this fucking door!
Where's your daughter, man? Where's your daughter, man?
What are you talking about?
Where's your daughter? Who's in there with you?
Bro, bro, it's not a good one.
Open this fucking door. Open this door, I'm breaking it fucking down. You understand me?
Leave my house. You don't-
Are you okay? Is everyone in this house okay?
Everyone's okay. What do you want?
Dude, I fucked you, man, so dude, this is insane.
All right chat um well let's go there chat anything anything fun yeah they reposed this
again again oh no they're gonna they're gonna post it again if I watch anything you oh my
god yeah I forgot everything chat guys they're saying they said good luck on breaking the
record let's do this shit let's do this shit from that first pitch is a hundred
and five miles an hour
I know he's at a fall ball she's hitting me with a damn ball
first pitch is a hundred and five miles an hour
I know he's at a fall ball she's hitting me with a damn ball
Chacha on what game is that I want to think how's that
There's only on the Wii, right?
Fuck, Gary's got this.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
That's crazy.
I just made a mistake for it.
I made a mistake for it.
So why is he punching it like that?
Is it worth it to get a Wii for this shit or not?
Bro, just didn't succeed.
I was watching it one time.
Is there no other way than to fucking punch it in the face?
Is it worth it to get a weaver this shit or not?
Bro, just do this at 6N, I was watching it at one time.
Is there no other way than to fucking punch in the fucking face like that?
Oh, I can't. I'm actually done.
I
Chat
Well, when when are you gonna get the idea guys it is it today?
30 months, so you get the icon. It's literally my photo picture
Is TTS on minus five dollars?
They're trying to cheat at us.
Tracking time, you think?
They're trying to cheat at us.
The counter is BSL.
The counter is BSL.
I
Do this shit I did earlier man talk about sandwiches of history today is international sandwich someday
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch this shit. What are you guys thinking today? I do this is so mad. It's just about it
No, I'm gonna get a sandwich no, I'm gonna get a good sandwich. I'm not doing it
Hey, I'm ready for some games
So you watch all the other companies that is watching
I'll put it in my coat, hold on.
I don't want to put my pants on.
Two grown ass men shirtless doing a 6-7 challenge, send the meteor.
42 months little bro can I please get welcome to the jungle.
Yo, don't, don't you dare fucking start bugging out on me, dude.
Yo, no input, no input. How about fuck you?
Oh, there it is.
I
Chat yes, we want you guys we want to make some points and get rich it
Easy bet on me winning it, but do it early before the fucking bitch ass snipers pull up a chat the best the chat the best
Time to bet is now the worst time is later
Oh my loading. Oh man.
No, not two players, you fucking moron.
Hey!
No. Yo, really?
again no no don't do this
I guess I'll be over here next.
I did get an easy net cord but I don't want to go get it.
I'll do it after it's fine.
Guys it should work.
It should work.
I don't give a shit.
I don't want to give a shit.
Next time.
Um...
104 months! Fuck me, that's a long time!
I was here when the jungle was more of a primordial use ex-qcl
No, you cannot help me. It's it's just not working. Yeah. Yeah, it's just not working. Sorry. I don't do shit. I don't do shit
I
Didn't have a home gym to the game in Golem Hill or God may I be like 60,000 billion dollars
Uh, go to the device manager, go to control, disable control, and re-enable it, then turn
it back on.
Wait, why would you do that?
Is that how you fix the internet?
What's up my guy?
I know what I'm fucking full resetting this dog shit.
start the console bang uh league is boring i mean it's not boring i mean i enjoyed playing it
it just it's just it's just it is what it is
It's a lot on twitch almost leaking as I'm going plans
That's cap so I'll be the judge how did this is real or not
It doesn't seem really to me for sure.
It still says it is what I use PC Shader.
XQC-LL.
But it's not though.
My phone's a lifeline.
Um, actually,
I need to do a battery center.
Yeah, it's bugging out.
Like what the fuck?
Hi, Mr. Q.
you
you
you
you
you
and if I want to improve things I have to pay for it myself so I started digging
turns out you can find some pretty interesting things on the ground so now
I'm turning you'll have to forget the whiff I and re-enter the password for it
to work on switch to you as long as you don't lose track of time really please
the laser gun is fun got in our kid game and they have a dog too
The deeper I go, the more there is to discover, and not all of it's going to be a good one.
I'm just getting a bit of a game on my next one.
Oh, nice game.
Maybe the game, maybe the game, which is playing a game with friends looking.
Kat, Jalba, I love you, I'm chillin'.
Are you good at the game, Katan?
Oh yeah, I'm gonna have to go.
Oh, are you sorry?
Can I have a minute?
Yeah.
Yo, sir.
What's up, boy?
Wait, wait, actually, I'm having a little bit of a...
I watch your Chinese lobby live about when I can't sleep.
Where?
It's peak content.
Yo, sir, I'm currently growing a T-Rex at the Isle, and it's been three hours and not
any 30% and then realized you didn't get a full T-Rex.
your diet is shit that's why yeah yeah even with the best diet it takes 20
hours with the best diet to know no shot yes yes it does that's what the video
so I got a grammy for this I mean this is the point
yeah he's lying isn't he
how long does it take with the best diet normally it's about six hours
with the best diet that's the old that's the old I love
because now it's now diets don't matter that's 80 percent
past 80% your diet doesn't matter anymore it just it caps
i'm pretty sure
he's right see that one guy said i was right
12 hours is this actually kingdom
yes it's it's disgusting like you can pin him you can pin pretty much
everything instead of that you know false size steggo
that's the only thing you can't really pin down why nobody but nobody kills
I
You win win win by existing yeah
Yes, that is a people um if you reach full-size t-rex you can kill a stego one-on-one
But if it stego captures you when you're half size t-rex a stego can sprint faster than you and just kill you
Just runs after you and just starts whipping you with this tail
Yeah, usually you lose the packs don't know
Like
I
Didn't fight
I do
Be fair by the way x we're 1-1
I won the first one so we're 1-1
You can't say like you beat me if I already beat you that's not one one
That isn't cap like it's 1-1 broken here. He's trying to get some soul baller
Real Valor and not only that, that was like at my feet.
What? What do you mean?
Do you want to play Hera?
I'm gonna TK this is not right.
Yo, I got TK'd on the butt. My first one was TK, I have to say.
So why is it blurry? These are the blur at all right now.
I'm not.
What is that?
Patrick.
What?
You know, X, why have you done that, by the way?
Why have you done a name and then there's a guy just maybe some battle front?
Yo, X, why?
Why have you done that to me?
I didn't I didn't I didn't do that.
I didn't do that.
Okay, but do you see how that's offensive?
I mean technically you posted that gift in the discord
Um, I mean bro, bro, that gift is literally you though
Okay, and you're literally Lord Farquaad
Yeah, but Grigory
And then you go live, it's like you open the door and you put your brain inside of it
You just saw it with your brain
Oh, and I'm dead
Oh, hey, I revved your ass
Oh, give me a minute
He's not
Oh, please, he was gone too high
And he responded, that will not be hard.
Oh, and so then?
Hell no.
Oh, hell no.
I said, hell no.
Can you 1v1 X2C and beat his fucking ass in a game gone live please?
His ego has gotten too high.
But, hero, that will not be hard.
Yeah, Greek plays two games and he's bad over them.
Okay, how did you just switch that to me being bad at games?
Soda, soda wrote.
Ah!
Yeah, okay, he didn't say that.
Yes, he did.
On God
Dude on now because he beat you in a 1v1 in real life to remember when he was having been your asshole
At twitch gone know where you're gonna let him do that in games as well. I'm going to be real with you
And this is unbiased
He will 100% beat you in a game. Oh hell. No, I guess he's not even mine
There's two people
Dyrus and so on
Bro, bro, man.
Good.
Divers doesn't play a lot of games, though.
Wait.
Nah, sorry.
Divers would literally beat your ass.
But I have 1k games, and I'm good at all of them.
Okay.
No, I'll hit him up right now.
Hey, bro.
XTC thinks he can beat you in a 1v1 stop.
Oh, what do you want to do with it?
Jizzy, get his ass up, and he gets himself up.
Oh, look at that.
I'm a good at league.
He logs in.
It's both spelt of silver, like the Albra.
At any game we play, Naira's just a goat at it. It makes no sense.
You're fucked. Don't even try, Naira.
Jesse, why are you moving like this, cunt?
Because it's a matter of residence.
Nah, you're so ridiculous.
You sided with this, with the pumpkin?
He's got purple.
He's got purple?
Nah, nah.
I mean, I'm telling you.
No, thanks.
I
Roll anybody
Anything like it and if they only want to give but all the games that well nobody
No, no, nobody is no
No, no, no, no, okay, okay, then I'll write sure for as well. Hey
Well, well she doesn't beat me
time no time, next thinks he can fuck you in 1v1 game, why do you want to see the downfall
of Xer?
So about a gaming game?
No, Xeris responded, walk out on all games, this is for better.
Okay, did you beat Ron by the way?
I'm massacring him!
Okay, let's be honest, Ron is great, Ron is great, yeah, yeah, I'm getting big bros online
bro.
is 100% Greg. That was easy.
Jelly Peanuts.
Why's everyone trying to come at you, X?
Like, you must have some tears.
You must have emotions, X.
I don't just have emotions.
I'm still on top of the fucking mountain.
Every sea is the king.
And they dream of the day.
It's a little detail on the king.
But they don't know who.
They look at themselves as a possible option.
But they know that they live in the shadow of the king.
It is what it is.
They live in the shadow of the king.
I don't like the rules here.
He's a turn diarist.
I'm a message turn diarist.
I mean, maybe in FPF games, maybe, but I'm just gonna say it right now.
Why'd you give him a lisp?
I have like canker sore in my mouth right now.
But then he said, I've got him be on everything else though.
That's gap.
Or kiss?
Yeah.
Don't eat fucking dare.
Yo, I've already been stuck at two, stuck at World of War.
all the warcrafts like the mombra
all the edges of the empire
now my name
where are you down he's pissing me off
guys nobody is in ready games
it's literally not the fucking new age streamers that like these guys cannot hang in
I
Think you take a Andy brah
Yeah, just take a Andy's
Everybody's trying to come at you eggs. I know
They're feeling like they're feeling like some sort of type of way like you make them
They're trying to take your name right now
Cuz they totally the cake
Not case so number no new a sugar can be me no you a sure is do not hang in
I challenge you to an eating contest
It was good, but whatever you see in play, any game,
that's like a multiplayer game.
That's like stuff, but never, like come on, bro.
Like add it, bro.
Two.
Okay, so I don't think everybody's gonna see this
when they're like scouting.
Okay, Daira said something for the record.
He said, I would clear 90% of all streamers in any game.
Nah.
Yeah, but yo, that's all I'm gonna, that's all I'm gonna,
I actually, I actually bought him more than 95.
But I clear, I don't clear 99, I really want 100.
Nobody beats me if you're delusional.
The only contestant that I think even urgent is Lyric and Soda.
Nobody else.
Literally nobody else.
Okay, well that, that recipe's down to the next day.
The king of dog shit games.
Okay, go to XPC.
And then the next person I can pick up is the friend.
pretty good friend
What is with this Jesse?
No!
Don't try to be frowned him
He's one too many of these in a row, it pisses me off
Well, it's not only that, I've never lost one as I'm saying
Jesse?
Never lost one
You lost
Wait, what?
That guy absolutely fucking saved you, brother.
Wait!
Chad, is that they saved you?
I don't get it.
Does the kick...
He was blocking that kick, so it would mean that he should lose his blocker.
Okay, let's hope he's back by this way.
Yeah, this game's bugged. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
This game isn't fucking bugged!
Okay, who's next? Who else would beat...
Wait, does that button normally?
Oh my god, I was playing the wrong class the whole time
Did you and Tyler ever do one Tyler wet thing with me a hard one
Yeah, I think we did a couple of he gives it like this soul. Oh, I'm a cutie pie there
Sorry
It's just basically anybody you're a father
I played a game today.
Are you the Nella?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Mendo.
I had a switch played if I...
I knew that was going to happen.
I fucking loved that.
Bang!
Chat.
Okay, flying.
wait again it's the wrong place again i'm just showing me at this point
oh my god soda update from soda i said
any game you guys want puts it on a wheel for random games one at a time
oh he gets on he gets shit on entirely unless he puts league in his
Oh
Yo, yo
He's coming for you saw the more games I put on the board we're gonna put on that list the more slow it loses
So that has no chance in a long game of zero
He said the more
I spent three years in VR chat as a furry.
And he's gonna beat you in a game or a game called...
What are you? What are you?
You can't play FPS!
You can't play FPS!
You can't think, you can't do an IQ test then.
Let's be honest then.
I'm right next to him because he said he'd be scared.
I can't be honest.
IQ test.
What the fuck?
I know who the real game is.
That's not what I said.
You're gonna beat him.
I actually didn't have to beat him.
the guy didn't play games like me
buddy
buddy buddy me
so don't just fucking talk to him
you gotta get some molly then
add him to the core
add him to the core
add him to the core
that a moment in the go because he's ruined his life
because when you live in his house you fuck his life up
I'm not sure what's happening in this call, it's pretty crazy.
Uh, well...
Oh, TK is so cranged, man.
What the fuck am I doing?
His profile pictures is a cat, he's a cat.
You get beaten by a guy with a cat profile picture, a furry cat.
Oh my god, bro.
Chat, chat, when you were in the olden days of the castle ages, right?
And you fell in the water, flummer, do you die?
Hold up, hold up.
I'm here, enough, I got David.
What do you want X in the next one?
Wake up.
I'm listening to your live.
Which one of you is live?
I'm not even invited to any of my shows.
Okay, as you can beat you and completely dominate your title of last in any game you choose.
What's title?
There's no title in this.
No one plays any of these shit games except for us four.
Yeah, true.
But it's about a big role.
I currently am the twitches big bro. Yeah, I'm currently the twitches big bro
Because because nobody beat me bro. No, I should what?
No, let me explain. Hang on shut up. Let me
Okay, let me explain. So he's done this thing called bro versus bro
There's a bunch of them like random games that won be ones like chess etc
He's beating Jinxie and he's beating Ron and his ego he was born yesterday
So he's basically saying he can big bro you in any sort of like game possible like
Mount your friends rocket
Okay, so that's what I'm about to say.
And now you're playing Zero Gravity going horizontal, GG.
What?
You're playing Zero?
You don't know how to use it.
Oh, Leo!
OK, OK, OK.
Yo, I actually want to be one of your friends.
I'm not even going to be friends, though.
No, you don't.
No, you do not.
I mean, you play and I won.
What?
What do you think about me?
I beat you last time.
No, OK.
Whoa, we're writing history.
It's crazy.
You're not rewriting history.
I've never lost it.
I think more of you than a gamer.
What are you talking about?
Bro, oh, bro, that's a bad vote.
Rebellion is a bit of a waste, great.
I will not forgive you, like, hold on.
You just said, hey, bro.
I will not forgive this.
Okay, listen, man, I stream again on Wednesday.
All right, I'm playing, sorry, I'm actually,
I'm playing on Instums.
No, I'm playing Instums.
I was up all night for the past two weeks,
high, playing all the shitty games
that you want to try and play.
All right, I'll be ready Wednesday.
No, I'm gonna sober up for this. I'll sober up. Okay, but
Like a mug that he's doing on your terms on your day, like are we really gonna let that slide X?
Yeah, I'd be any day Rainer shine any roll
It's not gonna be some one of those dog shit at all. I have to go to UK
But you know, it's not some dog shit ass like five game Gory bro
If we're talking about a 30-game gullible.
Why are you talking about the UK?
Because I have to go to the UK. Listen.
I'm not going to be downloading this ahead of time, man.
I'll give you a list, right? And we're going to roll the...
You need to read the list then.
And then if we will roll random games in the list.
Sure. That's easy.
I assume we got speedrunners, about- your friends,
golf with friends.
Yeah, all of it. All of it. All of it. All of it.
It's Hyper Jam.
It's a smooth ball.
Huh?
virus as well. And sure.
That's a crack, isn't he?
What's going on?
Why are you gliding virus?
Like he's like some scuffed game lord.
Isn't he like crazy at all the random games?
I mean, listen, I believe Felix can game.
I mean, we all know he can. He's an Overwatch pro.
He can. But at the same time, alright,
there's no way you're gonna...
You're just gonna start stuttering and break
when the actual pressure is on.
I'm going against Ron and Jinxie and the comfortability of knowing these guys blow ass probably just puts you in your safe space.
We're going to take you out of it.
I'll be live if you don't want to.
I'll be playing. I have another game. I'll be busy.
I plan on Wednesday, but if you are ready, I'm ready.
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, 12 to 6.
I got to go.
I'll send you a list.
I got to schedule.
Zero over.
Good luck, gamer. If I see you practicing, you're a bitch.
And you lose your title.
I don't play any game. I'm born to game. You understand
He laughed it left
I don't
And the game.
Alright, you built your own coffin, by the way. That was bad.
That was bad.
Okay.
Alright, this game is a little bit like anything.
I'm out of it.
Just don't choose Shipplery after what I've watched today.
Just do not choose this game.
Okay, okay, great.
Don't choose any games as you-
Great, I'm not gonna-
I don't want to just aim it in the warrior, but I mean that.
Not one.
Not one?
Alright, 1v1 me and Darko Darko then.
Yeah, it's not 1v1 though, what?
Yeah, you can 1v1.
me and chip do it all the time
no
are you fucking stupid? you just said any game
it's not a game
it's not any game, dude, you are strict
it's like it's not a 1v1 game though
hey, x, x, x
hold this, hold this
go ahead and hold that
go ahead and hold that
I cannot see.
You heard it, heard that.
Alright, 1v1 me on O2 then.
Ah, studlocked.
Oh, this is not a real game, it's not a real game.
Okay, every game I've suggested is not a real game.
Oh, this is not a real game.
Okay, Darkinus or O8, okay.
1v1 me on the Isle, who survived the longest.
I don't see any Sniper, I don't know.
Okay, stay here.
I'm famous too, buddy.
What do you mean, buddy?
I can move now for that game, but...
one me on the ruster
okay
you'll get an assly smoked on rusted you dare
you dare
how did she spend a year playing rust
streaming it
for the entire year
you'll get smoked on rust
so don't ever come at me again, do you understand me little boy?
he said no to the past three years
These are not games though, these are not, but Oshu's not a game.
Oshu's not a game.
Oshu's not a game.
Sure, but it's not what it's done. It's not a game either.
Don't remember that in Reddit slash.
Okay, that's not a game. Okay, cool.
And then Braston, he's like, uh, oh, oh, oh.
I'll be your Braston.
Leave him down. Okay, one more now then.
Okay.
All right.
I mean there's no point in just gonna win but I mean you beat me on these other shit
games sure but you can't beat me on the games I played hours on like one of you on me on
card I could do this as well you don't beat me on card either brother you were like fucking
I
Played no, I wasn't I got great. I got erm iridescent, which is literally the right boat below top 250
I was right
You can't be higher
That's how I know you're lying
No, no, I
Was playing with I was playing with the guy who coaches rank one in the world
but he gets carried in and he's like illuminated at the best way you know I
was gonna see it like you're just insecure at this point just admit that I
beat you at specific games because I'm just play that long though oh this fucking
dumbass you're so I'm gonna figure out it like the whole lobby like we just like
we just fucking ban this guy I don't get it
What are you just fucking banned this guy? Jesus Christ!
Alright you're gonna have to remove the brachymote though. I'm gonna have to like be serious about that one.
That has to go.
Number one is ugly and it's
decriminating. Okay so Jesse do you beat him in Brobie Rebro?
No we only do one, we do the other one.
that's just that's just cap so it just you know the other one was unfinished
and we didn't have a format that we do these days brother it was broadcasted to
the internet like you cannot just say false yeah but the format was shit
holy you're the biggest it was like eight or was like seven to three
brawl brawl that was not over and we cancelled it
Yeah, because we were gonna do like a 30 game gauntlet, but you got to the point where you lost so much, you were like, I'm over it.
And then I talked to you two years later.
You just headshot your own friend.
No, no, I wasn't looking, I wasn't looking.
You just complained about getting TK'd and you're just TK'd.
Mother, I was testing the other right leg left leg.
Okay, play the aisle with me now.
No, the aisle's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna.
It's not kinda anything.
Play Hera, Hera with me.
You can literally sit in a tree, snipe his catfuck with you.
Hera's a cool, it's really fun.
And you can grow super fast.
Oh, Hera's, nah, nah, I don't like her.
Hera's amazing.
Nah.
Hera's amazing, yeah.
What do you mean, nah?
You can only get any kills if you're like playing 21 and sleep more shit.
Between 20 wait, do you know what hair is? Yes, what is it?
It's the one that goes on the trees
Lizard
What I mean is what yes
Yeah, excuse see and you can pre if you're full-size hair
You can pretty much kill big guys if you jump on their heads
Yeah, the way to play Hera is is is watch a fight and wait until they heal in a bush and
Jump on them as a healing
You can kill them like that on any class, on any class you can do that.
Or bait, or bait food, like have food underneath the tree, use it as bait and when they come, jump on them.
Alright, I'm leaving this game because all there's left in this game is fucking sniper, a sniper fucking TK is that bullshit?
Now you gotta be good to be playhera, it's not an easy class if it kills them.
Buddy, buddy, buddy, I replayed it before, it's not that great, it's not that dope, but the guys really TK me the whole time.
All right, next game.
Okay, you're stressing out because everybody's on your dick and they want to take your crown.
We get it.
Okay, let's play a game and chill for a bit.
All right, play Catana.
What's that?
What the fuck is...
What the fuck did you just beat us?
Can I share this on my stream or not?
Yeah.
What is this?
Oh, Catan?
What do I do?
Play with friends?
You guys want to play something with that?
Just say it.
Um, give me a tiny refresher, but yeah I do.
How do you play?
How do you remove the volume here?
Okay, what do I do here?
So how do you lower the volume?
Uh-oh.
Rot-Row.
Oh my god, bro.
How do you join us?
Because he's in our pool.
I forgot to kick him.
How do you lower the volume?
I forgot to kick him.
Jack, uh-oh.
Jack, how do you- how do you lower the volume?
Sir the Poppin has joined.
He's here to pop your butthole like he did at TwitchCon.
Oh.
It's all out.
You left.
Okay.
Is it so loud?
Oh my fucking god, it's all fucking goddamn loud.
Oh, I don't know how to fix it.
All right, ready up.
Hey, Felix, can you tell TKX that he's returned?
Guys, how?
Thanks.
Jett, Jett, how do I breathe? Tell me quickly, I'm about to die.
Jett, do I use my lungs?
Well, he left.
It took too long.
Speak.
And some random guy fucking joined now.
No, where's this guy?
Go! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
What the hell is happening?
Remove the J.
Wait, everybody left?
Uh, what happened? Like, how do you fuck this up, man?
Fees.
Okay, ready?
Yeah, what's up, Jesse?
I'm with Jesse.
Guys, guys, how do I play with friends?
Play online? Then what?
Wait, Jesse's just in here with me.
wait are we are we old so how do i invite you how do i do it how do i do it you're
sharing the room id somebody's family but how do i do it again i'm not doing it i'm
doing it i'm doing it ready okay oh no join leave i just left mate you just joined the
a dead room.
Uh, claim that.
Okay, are you ready?
Yeah.
Now I go to...
Are you in the room?
Yeah.
I'm with Jesse here.
Okay.
You were showing ID medals, you're not getting it.
Fair enough.
Now how do I make a new room?
Why?
I don't know.
Go to full swing down right
I'm done. You know, we know how to do it. We go next. That's it
That was fun on the left bar bro, where though
Not bad
Bad w game. Okay, so we do we do we do we do I live activity every day the activity so it removes
Yeah, and then uh, it's like a video and then we do get that one. Oh
Oh you he was talking in here. That's your friend's bang go join quickly get the rules Jesse
know the rules. And you guys can just go and join past three. You kicked me. What? Yo. I
Kick who you I got kicked you may join back on that tonight stop kicking me big moves I
Got kicked again. Oh shit. You're all guys under that you keep kicking. Okay. Is this a game where you?
It's just a joke
Fred would you give your friend more didn't minecraft survey turns it to fucking guys
Join back won't even let me open it anymore
I'm able to launch activity. What the fuck just happened?
Okay, because I've had my cam in the middle. I need to put my cam in the middle. I'll do it again. Ready?
Everything's activity, I'll do it again.
Everything's activity?
Oh, Jesse left the cool.
Bro, that shit crashed my discord.
Go
No, I can't even invite friends anymore. I mean with Jesse. Yeah, what's up, Jesse?
We're playing right now. Go go go go go. What's up? Get ready up. You got a ready up
Ready up, right?
already shut up a fucking second ready
up great fucking god damn it and you
have to shut up shut up oh my fucking
god you're the one that fucked it you
are the one that's been a problem this
entire time shut the fuck up moron
I get another place at all or not yeah I
don't know how to play now okay he's
turning draw some cards and you need to
basically take over the board and smoke everybody okay you need to create put a
house down on the resources that you like right and when you roll that
particular dice on your turn and get those resources with the game in
goblin why the fuck would you I can't terrible terrible spot I can't this guy
I chose desert, 10 brick, and fucking port.
I cannot with this fucking moron.
What's wrong with that?
I mean, you got like no value.
You picked the one space on the entire thing
that there's nothing in it.
Oh, my god, bro.
Um, and here's the problem.
Yeah, I was just being kind.
That's really fucking strong.
nine six five
That's eight three eight ten. Yeah remove the cracky bit. I'm not even joking at this point
Yours was better I'll go eight five ten
And I'll put my thing up to the
Top
Good. Wait, what did I just do?
This one?
Bang. Next.
Oh, this one.
And then, um, now what?
Yeah, and then what?
Wait, I can put some more settlements?
Oh my god. Really?
I'm going to play like you on my turn.
All right, great, you're done.
I will have sheep, but I'll have some on the next one.
Some of them.
You know how to play this?
Yeah, I got this.
You'll see on my turn.
I know how to play.
Exactly the perfect thing.
All right, ready?
All right, where do I go?
All right, Chad, what's the best spot?
You aren't such a fucking pepe.
You can't figure out how to start.
You're cheating every time he's in chat, by the way.
I'm not cheating.
He's not fun to play with when you do that.
Well, I think he's gonna win any gauntlet delusional.
He's gonna win any gauntlet delusional.
He's gonna win any gauntlet delusional.
You're not fun to play with when you do that.
Okay.
Oh, where'd I put the road chat?
Oh, my God, dude.
Okay, Jesse, so let's just let X win so he doesn't crash out,
so we get to play games more like...
Okay.
Okay.
Great.
You're so bad at everything you do.
I roll a Dyson.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So he gave me fucking stalemate?
That's why I knew that, Jack.
How can you call me bad at everything I do when I'm a good friend?
Jack, he rolled stalemate.
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No, you're not.
I need wheat.
Does anybody need wheat?
I'm not being sorry about that.
But if you zoom in on the game,
I have a massive, massive house in the middle of the map.
It's a huge settlement.
And that means you're fucked.
Yeah, I don't know if I can do this for you,
the only guy that knew how to play the game.
That's right.
Everyone type World War III executes the L.
I need wheat.
But now I do know how to play the game.
I still don't know how to play the game
Jack only your house is actually
Anybody wants to
Some of it would what is the woods of the roads do does that mean if you hit it you get them
The road is blocked somebody else. I'm using that that that connection
Okay, sure we have an update for sure
I asked him a dude, would you want to be one be one? He said really nice and I'm house
He said it would depend on how serious I take it. Oh
No practice is allowed nobody's a lot over this is crazy
All right, I
Need wheat
Somebody trade me two weeks for one sheep. Bro, bro, Greekis, Greekis.
Imagine asking for unfavorable trades. It's fucking insane.
Do you know how you sell like a fucking moron?
Oh, guys, give me everything for giving me one of my things.
We don't give a shit about your trade.
We're gonna win the game. We want what we want.
We don't give you shit. You give us more?
Give me five sheep for one wood, or it's nobody.
Give me two stone for one she and your turn it fuck no
Then I end
I will get a car here, thank you, thank you
So do I want a house?
How do I use poor
I'm thinking I go here for your reports I'll just get a card go
I need this by the way so thanks
Oh, bang bang bang bang.
Like this way.
Use your words. Wait, no, no, no.
I can I can do the car thing.
Time out there.
Yeah, I can go.
Wait.
I lose all my cards.
You've lost all your cards now I will laugh I didn't know there's a seven-card
I'm able to trade it for for one
You roll the dice please
He's moving a robber
Is this a good place
Can I get a welcome to the jungle, uh, how do I use this how do I use the poor
Or let him learn the game and play the game. I mean, I mean one minute maximum time for every turn is crazy
Like I have to be as well, what the fuck you're doing is like two mechanics
I'm learning them. I mean the game tells you what you can and can't do at the
bottom. How do I trade? Take your time, Greg. You're gonna trade it? Then if it's
four for one you go to the bank. Everything's gonna be okay, Greg. I want...
I mean, I know what I know about that son of the bank doesn't have it
Why would I be a buzzer lover? They don't have anything
Now, how do I trade?
Okay, so how many points do you have?
Well, I have six points.
Guys, the first 10 points are in the game.
At the bottom, see, you see the score.
Yeah, you get them both 2.5 6 great. Yeah, I told you earlier
These trades are shite. I'm not training this many go. What's up you I?
Have one resource bro. I have two actually
I don't know. What's that? Hey Rob's a card or a place. I keep yelling at us man. I'm trying to figure out what's going on
7 is Wobber, and if you're not, I'm not looking for you to get fucked up.
Another minute for a turn, I actually cannot.
Do you want me to leave?
No, seriously, because if I'm hindering your gameplay, I'll just leave.
Okay, I will trade this for this.
Any takers?
I will do it, because I like you.
Thank you
You are welcome
Yeah, how am I not far enough to put a fuck I'm so
If you get a lot of resources over
No, I don't want to play this game ever again. You've made this experience unbearable or miserable
Wait, thank you. The game is like Google Gaga like
Like, rock of the scissors! Like, it's not that hard!
I know how to do it now, bro. I thought it was like I needed to close in a grid.
But I didn't realize that it was just rolling a dice for where your house is at, and if it hits a dice, you get the bang.
I didn't realize.
I thought you had to, like, circle something to own it.
How'd you win?
I got to get points.
And then, what's the most points you can get?
Ten.
Okay.
Once you reach ten, you win.
Settlement gives you two
Longest road gives you one
That like the houses
So if you get missed houses you win
Yeah, like you're still thinking max timer this this cannot be real life
Because you can use your roads to like cut off them so they can't put a house
But we didn't contest him, so Lucky just has a straight line.
Yeah.
Next.
Bang.
Next.
Turn it.
Run, run it.
Roll it.
Jesus man.
Bang.
Roll it.
Boom.
Nice.
Nice.
nice bang I will put a house nice why can I nearly put a house here though because
your house will go on corners right and you can only put a house where you have
a road at you can only place a house on
Melon Rose when the game begins
why wow that was insane
I will accept.
I don't know, Gamer.
Oh, but I would have accepted.
You are welcome.
How about this?
What's the mystery card that I have, like, when I want to trade?
What does that mean?
It's a resource card.
OK, this game is common game.
Yeah, it gives you a point or it can give you a robber like a card.
I will give you something.
It'll do something for you.
How do I use it though?
I can only see it in the tree.
Oh no, because you don't have one, man.
Oh.
Give me.
Of course I will sign it out on my turn to me.
You can't make a seven.
This is so stupid.
Hooray.
I need to drop six cards at least.
This is so stupid.
Goodbye, six cards.
Lace, rubber, and nobody has fucking anything in it.
I don't have enough weight for this shit.
I'll just trade for, um, anybody want to give me brick?
I don't have any.
No, I don't want to give you anything, so don't bother asking.
Okay, I'll just buy brick then.
I don't need this shit.
fuck you he spent four weeks for one brick omega low every turn I get like a
thousand yo yo did you really give him that yep I'll give anything for Jesse
to win I didn't get up high I didn't get a friend it wouldn't let me chat I add the
robberies that be placed somewhere I didn't have
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I have the entire top side of the map on the best resources and I'm about to get some two
two to one trade that all this should I already have, but you cannot be the best.
I'm rich.
You're actually rich.
I'm rich, Grief.
Why?
I have so many cards.
You have 10.
I have wheat, but I'm not gonna give it to you. Okay. I'm doing a setting friendly robber on so you can only rob someone
They have more than two points. This setting is not typically used unless playing 1v1
I got then now hold on and then I
I will trade this for this. Any takers?
Yes, I would love to do that.
You're welcome.
Great. All you have is wood and I can't.
You give the one thing we don't have
for the thing that you have everything on it. Explain that.
Because I like Jesse
and he asks nicely he shall receive
yeah, not in the dream
I need brick
somebody trade me one brick for one sheep
oh fuck that
no thank you
if you want to up these numbers up though
you want to pump that shit up
if you have a wheat
I'll take a sheep and a wheat for a brick
that's enough on
I don't mind that. I'll give you a brick for one two one weeks
If you give him the weight we lose I do it with the bank then okay, well, okay, we'll got fleece
I will trade it with the bank
I need ports what do they I'm doing what do they I'm doing I'm over
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Downloads me on get get get hub. Yeah
First time on the internet man, shit's easy, github's set it up, pezi shmezi loaded up, and I'll see you in a week.
What's up guys, I'm Boyd, and we hide, uh...
Why are we choosing all this, like, billion games, and we're choosing these games that can fuck us?
What is wrong with your brains?
Black Ops 3 is fun. Do you like fun? Yes or no?
Let's play this game, I got a good game, it's called Show IP Roulette.
roulette. We just basically spin a wheel and whoever it lands on we have to show our IP.
Brother, this game is fine. This game is fine.
No, no, no. Let's play show our IP really re...
I'm already installing and I've already committed my life to this.
Same.
If X is willing to do it with his internet, his stream and everything, I'm bound to do
it.
What's up?
Oh, just a tiny bit. I had some of the burger there, but I'll get a bite with you. Whatever you get
Okay, so I put this where do I do I unpack this for a second?
Send me the GitHub for more. Um, yeah
And then what you do is that you put that into the not the route directory you put that into
Oh my lord, okay, don't do it yet another game is the pen the dollar thing don't do it yet
Because what you have to do you're gonna have to wait until the game is put on and then you'll do the pile
Because I'm telling you if you put in piles in your not finished folder. It's gonna fuck your shit like a
It's different for it taking a plane to Mexico in such a fat fucking John
Well, we could pay casual crushes
No
Bro, this is fun like I don't know why we have to fucking beat you to get to have some fun your goddamn annoying
Well, I can get our seed
GREEK, you do say no to every game ever.
True!
No, I don't.
Name the game but I said no to.
Every game.
This game, ZOMBOLIN?
Yes!
The two games that can get all fucking information you stupid fucking big moes ratface fuck!
If you weren't so skinny, you'd be a dick!
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No motion blur.
Did you change your FOV?
Jack, believe that me.
Jumping in BL3 Roots?
Yeah, it's a root, gotcha.
No, the guy on Google, on the actual, like the dev said not to do that.
He said it will work anyway, but don't do that.
Alright, show me how to do it now. That thing.
He says, you don't need to put it in the root, but it will work.
I mean run the exe run the run the fuck in it run to this you did this that okay
this is better people on PC upon God
Let me go full stream first
Where do I put this T7 patch though
More info you just run it you run it run it just inside of the call duty block ops threefold
It's good. This is recognize a problem starting at risk. Well, that is normal. Yeah
Yeah, I said allow it anyway
And it's asking me for a password
No, no, that that's just for you and me
Okay
So we do the change your name to whatever you want to do you want to be right? Yes. Oh
And then you give me the password and then I click and then we play the video game. Yeah, that's it the plato will be this
Great deaf in the bro, is he gonna play
Chat if we play if we play with friends only right
Do I click friends only it because I don't think this is linked to steam
Wait are we I don't think we're friends on this account okay and now since the game
has started now I open the game yet check now I'm good to open the game yet wait it's
Hold up.
It's not letting me start it, why not?
This has no game process found.
Do I have to start my game then it will work?
Uh, yeah.
I think we started before.
Run the patch, they're in the game I think.
I'll bring the game to this.
What do you mean by patch open to the launcher open to the game?
My program turns red my program my program just in the orange I
Said air occurred
No, I'll tell you chat
Yeah, if I'm bored am I not good?
Yeah, the mini F
It's orange good.
Yep, yep, it's patch 301.
I got it.
Okay, can you explain everything to me now?
Yeah, let me just do I just open up the exe or is there a patch that patches the game
Oh, okay, you open the exe you put your name and password
Then you lost the game bang, but when I did it it said an error occurred
I'll try it again.
I'll try it again.
Did I mean it again or not?
Chad, what is it fucking tab out like this when I tab out?
Okay, bye bye.
If anybody joins my lobby.
Hi.
Or anything happens. My PC is Gigi's over.
Yeah.
So why is my screen refreshing when I do the setting?
Community patched by Sirius, right?
Yep.
Okay
Why did one guy say no, that's the old one you're fucked no
See why is this guy trying to scare me like well, you go to go to the Twitter. This is literally the new one
the program at the top says it 301 by Sirius top of the speed is 3 by Sirius
it's literally the patch in the game never go to never go to Zambies private
game
and now I invite you
acts I'm scared
easy sixty
I'll see you online later
do I click zombies
what was that?
I don't think I'm your friend, dude.
So where is he? Is anybody except for you?
My name is Duke. D-O-O-G.
Oh, is that you, Duke?
Yeah, I'm Duke.
Duke Buck?
Duke.
Duke Buck?
Just Duke.
But, Duke Buck?
I'm just Duke.
Okay, I'm gonna fucking snap.
Is it not Duke Buck?
Nah, just Duke.
Alright, okay.
That's it!
Brother, brother, motherfucker.
I go to the game. I go to fucking game.
I go to social.
I see Duke Buck as first place.
You're just-
No, it's just Duke.
How could it be?
How could it be Duke?
How could it be the only Duke?
If all I have is Duke Buck!
My name is D-O-O-G.
It's Duke.
like I wrote you on steam yo you'll see my name it's just do yeah see it's do I
said I said I didn't write the game but I'll be able to work I don't think it's
Yeah, apparently the guy died yes the main guy yes the new guy and I didn't
work with me trying to join I put in your password and everything
Oh, I got you! I got you! I got you! Did you get that?
Yes? Yes, bitch!
You didn't join me to your game, though.
Did you put my password in your network?
Yeah.
I did.
I'm gonna join a random server.
Is your patch better, Orange?
It's Orange, and this is protected process.
Okay.
I am sending you another one, right?
No! Don't, don't! No! No! No! No!
I was kidding, I was kidding, I was kidding!
I didn't possibly say anything.
Can I try again? Try again.
Holy shit.
Go to the main lobby, does it say that you are playing offline?
Do I need to click play online?
Yeah, see, send is online and it's working for him.
Do I click to play? Okay, I'm gonna click to play online.
What's your net type? Please don't let it explode. What's your net type?
Uh, I don't know. I think we're... Hold on, I'm checking files?
I went to the online services. I'm scared.
Oh my...
I'm online now you can invite me
There the lobby is not joinable no, I know I don't know hold on
Okay now go
My nat type is moderate.
That's fine, I might as well do the game.
Hold on, Greek just opened up the game. You need to tell him to be careful, oh my god.
You want my hand?
The lobby is not joinable. I'm going to reset my full game.
No, no, no, no, just go to my shirt. You make your own game, I'll give you yours.
Okay, private game, right? Private. And then...
And then...
Social.
are you unknown zombie no I'm Felix Felix I see a guy named unknown soldier
go yeah that's fine that's a default now go this is your picture a shark go to
go to social okay this is a recent player if I take him I invited you I
I think, I hope.
I see you.
Hold on, now, now, what are you doing there? You can join in and you don't do anything.
Nope, can't join you. What about Greek though?
Wait, Greek probably didn't even do the patch, bro.
Wait, actually?
like he's just playing bro like he's not even in the discord he left the call
oh he did oh he went into a call with Bill
all right that that that
I just paid off all my debt, and I'm gonna go buy some Pokemon cards, Puppets.
Where's Santa?
Yeah, he can join me.
So it's you guys not me, I mean I'm locked in.
No, it's fine.
No, no, I think I was good.
you were named Undone Soldier and I don't know why.
They're gonna reset here.
That's not the real SENTX.
Wait, no no no no, I said I said my deal on this one.
By the way, the Garagruvies Dragon is one of the hardest things
I've ever done in gaming in general.
But she's fucking insane, really.
that dragon it's it's like busted a shit
um so I invited him he worked I'm loading in the game I did a full reset
chat is it because he's got that type broke you again no we have the same
that type
chat what even is that type but like everything that was a kid if you had per
plan a game you this will fuck you over no reason how do you like how do you fix
this. I can't join it. Okay, ascent make a lobby and you, I, they come up with me. Yeah,
port forward as always. Well, I gotta add ascent. Scent, you need to invite Duke. That means
if it says patched by Sirius at the top right, that means it's correct, right? Yeah. Oh,
I have a VPN on, should I maybe turn that off?
Maybe your thing is not what is on there shit.
But that's just dangerous.
Okay, now join up with me again.
That's his hobby.
You're not protected now, are we Jesse?
You don't have interest?
Join up with me, join up with me, join me.
I did, I, hey.
Jesse?
Yeah, yeah, I'm not joinable.
I think VPN and shit, don't let your,
They're all like black as they've been much.
Okay, I'm gonna turn off the VPN.
Oh, God.
Turn off friends only in party.
Oh, because we're not friends!
Yes, we are friends.
Are we?
Yeah, I wrote you on Steam, remember? As do you.
That's my second account.
Oh, there you are, yeah.
I don't have the code to your thing or the network.
What is it?
The last thing?
I
What do you mean? Oh, don't say who that's really bad. Yeah, do a new one do a new one you carry
No, no, just join it. It's fine. Just join it
Wait, what are you talking about great like you actually
Apparently you're out tabbing and leaking and like
Bro, that's bad. I told my game. We know you're into the game. I mean you're you're you fuck this over
I didn't know okay, so nobody told me do not leak nobody told me anything
I'm jeeps
Jeeps afford, but yeah, but then I all that forward because you said all that for so I got scared
You'll be comfortable. Yeah, you're not
That is that's my profile picture with the fox that is me, but I also afford
I don't know what I'm doing. You're not telling me. I'm just in a corner and I'm getting yelled at.
Well that means you're typing and looking at everything for some reason.
I didn't know it was a... tell me what... you should not... you should put it in the Discord.
Don't randomly put a descriptive like speed and desert code.
understand and then and then be like whoa you're leaking it like I don't know
what is going on like I don't know what's going on you're just writing
random things in the discord and not telling me you didn't put do not leak
this and then and then okay I'm changing the password I'm turning it back over
okay I'm also forming again
yo I'm gonna kick your ass in a 1v1 black ops two quick
If you change the password, you get ulti 4, bro.
No, no, no. You can still do it live, right, Jonah?
I wouldn't even fucking try it, because I thought you'd do it and then you'd load the game.
And that's probably because you changed the password. I didn't change it, though.
Okay, now we're fucked. Now we're fucked. Now we're fucked.
To this. To this. To this. To this.
You let me change! I didn't change, though!
Okay, okay. I'm not getting any password, though.
Can you just do it in a private DM so I can tab out of that and I can use OTAB?
Okay, this is the new password.
This is the new password.
Okay.
Okay, I'm just going to do that.
Can you just delete that now, please?
Okay, sure.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
That's why.
See what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well now you just put it in two chats.
Apparently your nap type is open, so we can join up with you normally, you're not such
a fucking bitch.
Oh his is open nice.
Also be nice.
Why is this so hard anyway?
Anyway
We could usually play any game in the entire world
You have to choose this one well zombies
I'm telling my mom about you guys just letting you know
And I'm telling my mom on you guys as well chat for being mean so you're all gonna get told on
Okay, I'm going to attempt to join still shit. I'll join sense first, but thank you
Okay
Well, no, I can't I changed my thing. Say why won't you join? I can't buzz one and you just know what it is
Okay
Okay, well then I will join you
And they go to Zambies
I'm with you. Yo, Gigi Gigi Gigi to easy to easy
Okay, what do I do? How do I join the game and you join my lobby?
Why am I fucking punch if we see a third person right now?
It's already over. Yeah, he'll see the IP log into the fucking history or whatever it is.
I'm asking just please don't like I really just want to play.
Yeah, they have guns. They have guns. These are the gums I got. Which gums you want me
to gum? How about Jwing? I have 62 liquids. Yeah, that's good. Then go Gettle. The lobby
me is not joinable. I'm doing good right now. Why, why not? Do I need to enter the password
or something? The path, okay this is the way it works. You open that EXE, you put a name
in, you put the password. Any name? Then you open the game. Yeah, wait wait, you put out
the password? Yeah. That means you're not even secure at all. Why? Because. Well, I mean,
there's no way you're capping. Buddy, buddy, if you're in the menu, you're literally, you're
in the game, and somebody can just go join your shit and fuck your shit up. No, I have
the thing open
but you see seven patch
and you didn't put the password in it, we've been talking about it all time
that's bad
put the password into the program
it says name
password
I mean
what did I put as the name?
anything you
that. Then open it. Yeah. We're
even opening this shit raw,
which is insanity, by the way.
That's it. That is I just had
you. You just opened up the
black market like four times.
I can't have you in other
playing customs brother.
Does it roll? You don't
the game vanilla mother you they can fuck they can a pipe can enter from your
chair into your asshole no I know I opened the program it wasn't just straight
I had the program open but you have to have the password and yeah I think I think
you're giving secure about the password though but it's still not great
I mean you know what the guy saying no you don't is the guy trying to get in our
lobby. Let's get real. Come on.
Are you are you in?
Dude, I've been buying gumballs this whole time. I have 33
more liquids. Which gumball should I use?
Oh, if anyone really?
Okay. Okay, should I help?
I mean, I'm pretty sure it's good.
Um, um, um, um, let me check.
Where are you?
Where are you?
I don't see you.
Do I just join you off steam?
No, no, no.
Do I join you off steam or through the social?
Oh, through social, through social, through social.
I have arms race coagulant in plain sight stock option in patients word flight
Okay, so I candy Newtonian negation projectile vomiting tone deaf
This you're offline
All right, I have nothing none so who gives a fuck maybe it's online on my thing I see you though
No. So I will invite you to this game.
Well, I can...
Yum.
There's a workshop mod called T7. It unlocks all the weapons, attachments, camos, etc.
Am I in with you, Doug?
No.
Yes.
Are you?
This is you, right?
I imagine he's gonna do a skit, I imagine he's gonna do a skit, now we're good.
That's me.
Well, is Greek God X me?
Well, I'm here to play though.
Like, you don't think someone else would try that?
Well, yeah, what am I gonna be playing, bitch?
Uh, pick like a fun one.
I wanna say those are people, we did that one.
Do you like a fun, like origins or something, something fun?
one. What's origins? That's chat. It's chat. Move is bad because you don't hear anything.
It's annoying as fuck. We've never finished go around Krogy. I don't even think I've
played that one ever.
I think Rick is gonna need to better do that this is gonna wait Kino to totem
You want to just do a classic Kino first?
Sure
You left by the way
Who oh cuz you don't have the DLC my game crashed. Are you dead ass on God?
Yeah
It's because I was going in and out of the gums, so sorry.
Wow, and now it made him leave now.
You're gonna have to rejoin.
Let me close my eyes.
I'm actually thinking, are you here?
I haven't heard of Greek in a long time.
Oh, there you are.
You have to keep talking like every couple seconds.
By the way, it's not that hard.
I haven't heard a Greek in a long time how they are.
If you don't do all your design with a bunch.
No, but wait, wait, wait, wait, it's not that hard if the company spends ten dollars out
of their fucking seven hundred bazillion dollar game that is still still a full-prime
occurred fucking year to fix the goddamn piece of shit so that the game doesn't give you
A Plutonium rich fucking bomb in your computer when you launch a goddamn game!
I don't understand how it's that hard!
It is crazy.
I'm in.
Hi, GGX.
I'm inviting you, Great Curry.
Keep talking, Great. We're going through like a tunnel, we have to know you're still safe.
Back in the days, Apple, when they make a new phone,
they make your old phone run slow, right?
Fuckin' this game, when there is a new card,
they make the old card, send a fuckin' bomb in your PC,
when they want me to buy new shit,
it's fuckin' abysmal, like, fix the goddamn game!
How hard could it be, man?
I see, Duke, it gives you literal PTSD.
I invited you.
No, it's Gives now.
I can't join you why is not joinable why I'm gonna spend $5 to say why is it that you
You can play Drake Tide, Left 4 Dead 2 or Vermintide.
The past were different so play Cod Zonaries.
Put it again.
Let's sent, host.
No, it's not letting me join now.
Okay, sent. This is the new password.
Okay, if you reset then...
Oh, oh god.
Uh-oh.
Great.
Oh.
I don't think he did it right bro.
That's game.
That's actually him.
I don't think he did it right man.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're a game aren't you?
Can you hear me?
Uh, yeah hello?
Are you trolling us?
You did a live sound like you cannot make it like why are you just doing it?
That was a live sound of the 10k, he's trying to get the 10k.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yo.
Okay, do I need to reset, do I need to reset my game for this or not?
Hello?
Ah, you shouldn't need it.
Thank you.
A better lighting because you're not a borderless monster.
You have to describe it.
No!
Oh no, man.
Wait, he actually, he actually, and he's streaming!
He streams offline.
No!
I, I, I, I, I just, I'll just, I'll just, it's all good.
Why isn't it happening to us?
I don't know, man. You, you wanna do a drill or what?
yeah I just won a lot of it a lot of it tomorrow anyway so I do Shangri-la yeah
yeah what up my shit is fucking bugged
we're even by that bug yeah well I see registers dieticists diaryses
I did a diaryses diaryses great you were lying because he kept opening the game
up and down wait you're not on borderless you were on full and exclusive it
shit fucks your team
it's bugged any second okay do I need a new password to join or not no I'm not
gonna stream this I'm just gonna do it off stream because it's just too much
It's a handle right now.
It's stressful.
Why can't I hear anything in the video game?
It's weird.
Are you kidding me?
You're kidding me?
What the heck?
How come my graphics are duty-free?
I don't know.
You got a big ass nose.
Apparently you can join his game in mid-mountain.
Is this the ramp one? Oh my god, I haven't played this one in so long.
The monkey?
No?
I can not stand up anyone.
Can you end this round so I can go to the crowd?
It's so stupid.
Yeah, hold on.
Not joining them all.
They're quiet now. They're quiet. I can't hear anyone.
Just hold on. We're restarting the game for you.
Can you hear me now? Yeah, yeah, good.
Yeah, and we love you, bro.
Thank you.
Sorry, we were just, yeah, by demanding a very arduous technical task with the computer.
The next time, we will only have four steps.
Not five.
She kept me in the game, man.
Well, I'm here.
Stop.
I don't know anything about you from here.
How come I could have joined the first time?
You have the patch open with a name, with the password in,
and on the bottom it says that it's secured.
Okay, let's get it.
What do you mean by the bottom is that it's secure?
The bottom of where?
of the actual patch. Whenever a green joins, scum won't crash.
Wait, what? Error?
No, please, please, please, please.
No, it says protected, it says...
Can we try one more time at least, just one last time?
Where's it going to stay secure, Jesse?
At the bottom of the T7 patch.
At the bottom of the T7 patch, it does not say secure.
It doesn't say protected process with ID.
Yes, ID, yes.
Okay, then you're secure.
Yeah, but it didn't say secure, it said protected process.
Okay.
Okay, bite me.
How did it kick it? I was in for a second, then it kicked everybody, why?
Because I crashed.
You need to remove the Greck emote, because I'm on my final reason.
Every time he says anything, they spam it.
Any time, no, because it's getting toxic now.
Because it's fucking anything I say, it's anything I do, it's anything I say.
So anytime I move my lips, I'm getting it.
Done it, done it, done it.
I'm gonna add the most hideous fucking emote in my channel of you,
I'm gonna name it fucking dumbass, and it's gonna be a picture of you,
if you don't fucking know what you're doing.
uh... cut the mess of
uh... don't park
cut clad
jesse joined in saying where you
ready for duty
it's not joinable
we're going to do it
campaign again
this lobby is not joinable
join again
ready for duty
i said duty
duty
duty
how come it joined before but not as not joining now
still not joinable
i don't get it
do i need to reset my game? no
just keep trying
maybe it's because sat needs to be
What does it say at the bottom? It says Nat Type 4.
I'm not joining you. I'm not joining you.
Oh, yours is open? We're going to join you.
We're going to join you.
Why?
I'm in.
I'm in.
I am the leader now.
Now go to Zombies. Do not put us in a public lobby or...
Okay, what do I do?
Go to Zombie, like private match Zombies.
Zombies? Private game?
Yeah.
Kino de Totom.
Kino de Totom.
Then what?
Change map.
Kino de Totom.
Kino.
Kino.
Kino.
Kino de Totom.
Kino.
Kino.
Kino.
Kino.
Kino.
Greek must be the dumbest most stupidest person now.
Oh my God, oh my God.
I'm asking a simple instruction,
and everybody's yelling at me,
do I press start?
Yes, Greek.
Do I?
It's simple.
Do I press start?
Yes, Demetri, you press start.
No.
No.
No, it's simple.
Why?
God!
Is that simple?
Do I press start?
Yes, Demetri, you press start.
Okay, I'll press start then.
Thank you.
Like, like, like, it's not hard.
just fucking
oh no I've got a lot of aines in a hole
can I walk?
no
that's what eggs does by the way you're doing nothing wrong
hey hey hey hey hey hey
it's pretty loud actually
loud
this is keynote
how do I remove the thing when you attack
when it holds it down when you're shooting does anybody know?
what?
because when I hold down my thing, it holds it down, my aim.
I don't like that.
You go to options, you go to controls, you go to move,
then you go all the way down on crouch.
You put your mind there.
I never said crouch, I said aim.
Oh, I said it anyway, we caught that.
I'm dying.
I'm fixing my fucking settings.
Now what is the option for...
How do I get assist?
Are we using control?
Am I just plugging my controller for this on this?
Why?
Why?
What?
it's no but
now i'm doing it
seems easier
okay the controller doesn't work
i mean not really
we're doing great guys there's no slide console the team is over the round thing
great rx options
CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK
this is always so much a dang though
what happens when you touch the light nice
How'd you get knife out V and I use video
Oh my god
I think they have a visual scruffed
XQCLL
You all ain't repairing? Alright bet!
All mine!
What the fuck are they repairing? They're like about to build the jazz!
It's money bro!
I don't give a shit!
Wait, do you have multiple rounds really?
Why is controller noob?
because it's like like aimbot and like also you just have better control on a
keyboard
I know you guys are broke as fudge
Max ammo, reload, just kidding
this sonny went crazy on me what?
wait, where is your cover?
holy, holy grak, holy grak
you're grak, do you need dressing?
It's great, that's not good.
Oh, he doesn't.
Get a gumball?
I'm out of ammo!
Maybe I should just drink instead.
He's tough, come on.
Give me that.
Plain sight.
That's just to not get fucked over.
Thanks.
Watch them all explode so beautifully!
How do you jump slide? It doesn't work.
Yeah, I don't know.
I can't think... Oh, it's C.
And then...
Come, Sook! I have vodka for you!
How do you, like, do the body jump?
Oh, wait. What do I have this?
See, the dog rounds are so ass.
Yeah, I'm not a hero, you know.
Yeah, but you get ammo though.
Yo, can you tell he say I got the feet to put stains?
Help!
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, Joe.
Everybody, this means I'm poor.
Which one, the next door?
Oh, here.
You're okay.
Thank you.
Why am I so heavy now?
more time to play with my pretty one
There's other boxes in here. You fucking bitch ass
Wow
Yo, yo, you got blockies I died maybe
Jack at first light it on the ones that ever
like what the game so fucking white though like the guns of chat how do you
make it so that the guns aren't like as as abrasive
I'm confused. I don't remember this.
Oh
Exits you on the walls. Oh my god
This other was better right overall like it's not too loud like it's like nice now
What's parka cola it's when it gives you a friend of purpose well you want to stack
your perks and then it gets so good um I can't play again I suck at the goal like
How do I fix it?
I have to do a slider.
It's just C. You don't just click C and you go.
Yeah, but I agree about my main crouch.
I'm going to go get a juggernaut.
Yup.
Yep.
Chatswitch zombie YouTube, wow, they're gonna lose.
Dalek is always my go-to.
You locked in, Greg?
But you were actually playing zombies!
Let's go!
Fuck yeah.
But yeah, now I can't crush anymore.
Do I really need to crush ever though?
No.
Oh, our machine.
What the?
What the?
That smells disgusting like my fourth wife. She's pretty
Pretty and smelly weird combo
Okay, you good yeah
Why this is not a Easter egg is it?
I think she has a disc but it
if the music is in it
Bowie knife is really good to get right?
because it works around 12?
yeah yeah it's pretty good
I'ma grab it
it's big points
press press press
this is proper socialist reform
oh I'm farming with Bowie
Okay, I think we need a new person though, um, chat.
Did you get speedco already?
No, where's that at?
I think we need to get it outside with beer.
It's where the turret is.
I have it apparently, I don't know how though.
There's a rock somewhere here.
Isn't it? It's 3000, right? Yep.
Oh, I found the rock! Great!
I remember.
And now I define the dressing room car to a rocker.
Wait, you're doing it, you straight?
No, it's just music. It's nothing else.
Oh, hell yeah.
All right, all right, I'm talking up already.
Sheesh.
I just don't get it, bro.
Well, I mean, I was going to go for the music, but I mean.
Here's a little bit of that.
The plow.
Rest in peace, my granny.
She got hit by a bazooka.
Bazooka.
Brigade, you good?
I get a powder every time I hit a bazooka.
Yeah.
That's me, that I saw.
The next walk is here somewhere.
the
here's the last piece what do i win
they won't put the emote anymore
and put it in, put it in, put it in, put it in
wow, so cool
wanna hear it!
do you know the music? yeah
yes sir!
I think we get some perks.
I need to look at the rest of the game.
Why are you still delay shots?
Yo, are we on wrong big thing, but there I'm not no shit
I was in it. Oh, my god. Hey, bro. Oh
My
Unflable
Yeah, I can't fucking move about anywhere.
I'm just...
Guys?
What?
Does anyone hear me?
Stop.
Yep. I hear you.
I have connection and corruption on my screen with the internet product.
Yeah, look at this shit. Stop the shit.
why no way everyone's gunner
oh my god, oh my god, I'm loose, getting stuck
yeah, this stuff is shit, right
I mean, still on the ground really, I'm getting stuck on the ground
I
Well, that's good. Yes, I love this back in the day
Go on would be fun to see again best trade number you get dragon pets long needs to rate for that one
Let's get it to a club here.
I gotta do it.
I'm gonna go on it.
I had to drill up.
So Black Ops 2 is a rep though. We can't do like transit.
No.
Well, I guess I just added to the nostalgia experience something.
That's what I'm...
How about we go into the workshop?
Why don't I just revamp all the old maps
And put them on a seasonal rotation on the new gamer.
But how hard is that at this stick?
Double taps outside, right?
Oh, yes. It's all the way back.
There you get that.
I'm gonna go for that right now.
Hold on.
mob of the dead in orc shaba
my tap is now doubled
wait a why do I have it already
What the hell? How'd that happen?
I got like, kicked?
Oh, because we had a thing that I had, and it gave you one random perk per person.
Oh...
Oh yeah! Boom!
Is that the dingo?
Uh, can we wait for me to have enough money for Pack-A-Punch?
I only need 600 and then you down.
Yeah, yeah, but you get the thunder gun, I'll stick it in the best gun.
I didn't get thunder.
I have a box.
Oh, three chance.
I have it.
I'll get the best gun I've got.
Let me get a box.
Let me get a box.
I got an early dude.
I got the small teddy bear and many others.
Did they go check?
It's not chill.
It's like she was.
now son of bitch I didn't get rid of my mental war just fresh drink to your death
better not get that box oh I forgot we didn't have that is it not here I
I don't know where the perk is that
You're gonna complain for about paying because it is his and they is better than us to EU for real
That's what is it the users are just worse. Look at me. No, you don't
Absolutely this that's crazy
I don't like grenade the monkey me and Jesse both us to EU is a lot is a lot worse than
That's what it is.
What makes sense?
It's a well they make a big ass beacon in the middle of the ocean
with a big ass server on it
and they can run all the AI shit they want because the water's right there
is the BRM good?
oh no
Galil is though, right? it better be
RPK, RPK and Galil? GG's
RPK's great
R2K Galil, that's the kit.
I'm too poor to buy shit.
Ow!
Catch me there, son of a bitch.
Stupid ass fucking dumbass thing is unplayable.
I mean, I'm at 200 ping, bro.
How does that work?
Who knows?
Why can't I see so clearly now?
No.
It is happy hour!
Nice.
Let me get to 5k again.
I had to spend it on box.
Um...
I'm gonna more shot match.
RPK or Galil though should I use because the Galil has a faster zoom.
I would RPK, RPK is really, like, Pekka Punch RPK is almost this.
Really?
I'm telling you.
It might be in there, I'd rather have RPK, Pekka Punch than most of the guns in the game.
Even some of the better guns, like in Swinbustin.
It has a lot of ammo, a lot of mags when you get mags, it always kind of goes for me.
The Dean goes good but I'm not a big fan person.
In BOT I was a big little fan of Huffaboo.
Well yeah, I think it's lighter.
Oh, I don't know, Black Ops 1.
Yeah, what if one of the fish I want then do I just go I go for pack a brick for last, right? I
Go for a percolic or whatever the fuck it is a percophys if is a fizzy fizzy fizzy
What a pack punch
I gotcha bro, I gotcha bro, I gotcha bro.
Transit you say?
There's a lot of fan made maps for it and others.
That I've seen.
Ex-show chat the gamble of this game.
Max win baby.
I've reloaded my guns.
Oh well, as you...
Just for the doctor or...
Well my ping is not going.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Did you just power it up?
Whoa!
Yeah I'm back about you.
I don't know what to do then I get the break man, you down the patch and you log in with
the patch and we can answer the talk and it's too many to me to answer it sometimes.
Listen, listen, if I'm not streaming I'm not making money but therefore I'm going silent.
I don't care.
I got teleported to like a doctor office.
Guys?
Yeah, it ought to be out, it ought to be out.
I'm here.
Yeah, I know, I was just hoping.
Oh, really?
It's minus one, man.
That's just weird.
I was literally just trying to have fun.
We wouldn't be able to hear you because we're not already on this phone.
I was talking through my brain, it was just my thoughts.
You can't even hear my thoughts on minus one for you again.
Chad, do I have to do Phiz now?
I
Always bother. I will get water
No, I got fire. I got I got I got a head to die tree. Please. Oh fire sale
Yeah, he could use it you can use it
Yeah, the thing is that's mule, right?
Double points!
Who names a drogy?
Let's stay healthy!
Uh-oh.
Oh wait, this isn't the freaking weapon I thought it was.
It's this one.
Dang it.
I'm lying bad so let me just ask when we get to the point of trains are we screwed yeah
we're fucked it's my wife training is a possible happening in the muscle
Well I can't have so guns anymore Wait that sucks I guess that's the best part
Chad why is he future being all the way to greeks then?
I'm not sure I don't think I need my pick tonight
I mean boy can I get with the battle come
We're stamina
I know I got
They're gonna be checking that by more
RAPID FIRE SWEETNESS!
We're Stam.
Can't do that all in out?
X.
What?
We're Stam.
Uhhh...
No idea.
More?
There's no Stam.
Heh.
The lawn maxed out.
I have all the perks of the game.
Two of my games.
I have all the perks of the game, two of my games each.
Now all I have to do is BAP.
Now BAP, BAP.
I
Come it says I can only carry four perks that they fuck up bad
Oh boy need gum
So you're actually just paid away
No, because I actually got the gun. I don't use workshop any more.
You can pat twice there. It'll give you a name.
Twice or three times.
Twice only. Got you done.
I live here then.
What do you do with the bear?
Where?
Ah, you're putting your fuck into it.
What's the best ammo type?
APM.
Or BT.
I like BT.
I like BT.
The spy looks good.
I'm sure BP only only with the what do we put in the yes gas whatever BT BT goat on the
762
See now that's some that's some real
Well, I'm not they change it guys this short false
Yeah mine the highest
Ouch
You want dead wire?
So I'm locked to four perks cuz you pay to win
You are dead
All right, I'm gonna go back. Okay
Double pipes
I don't throw, I don't throw monkey?
Four?
Nar.
What's a good round to get to?
28.
115.
German ingenuity
Wait, wait, wait, wait
It's called the thunder wall
Holy...
I need adventures!
Let's shoot great!
Is this need thing still work?
3, 4, 3, 2, 1
What's this?
Where the freak am I I said in my head
Try is that good chat adventures
Don't slip in the slime
I
I can not believe anything I thought locked in because if you check the store
boards it's like I'm the only fucking king zombies lock in I had to hold your
I
raygun
oh yeah
you're only saying that because you got the mark too
like i don't care
come baby
we'll do the 59
the 59
until we hit round 6
7
i ain't not gonna reel that
Someone said when we stand next to each other X we're like the number 10.
Oh shit, actually.
And if we all stand together we're gonna be keeping it 100 on us.
That's true.
and if it's all if it's all three of us and then Ruby is it's low
we use cooking something yeah we agree it's more like it's more like a 10 oh
we're capital O
and you're just a bitch that's pretty much where it comes down to you're just
fucking cry baby
My t-rex could be like at least 50% right now
Well, how easy the aisle is that you could be a car now
I'll just log it in, I'll be on the second monitor and just fucking let it go afk.
I'm getting like no points though.
the doctor order
when you get kills or traps as a count as your kill
no
no that's very little money
alright I'm gonna go train outside by guys
you're saying how easy the aisle is but yet you've never load it up
memes are funnier when they're actually dead
I said it
six seven it was no funny now it's funny for the first time
not a bad thing
you just
it is a bad thing
because he thinks he's the decider what's funny or not
oh that's even a 100k
okay then I decided Grig is not funny
okay
okay
you're the guy that thinks Sun
is not funny and you are added to your e-mirror
well that only says not funny
you're not funny
Wait, I'm here. I'm not meaning to be mean, but I'm gonna die if you ever run through here again
Well tough, I need to pack a bunch, you know, bro
Son
what do you have me how I'm almost 50 years old bro I don't know what that is
you know
Don't you speak Spanish better?
No.
You're in Florida though.
So?
What you doing in this VK?
How do you get around this?
What the fuck?
Why how does he get around?
I mean how is that what I was saying?
I mean blue is not allowed to play.
I just don't understand half the people.
I just don't understand half the people.
Half the people don't understand me.
So it's like who cares?
just live in life
I'm gonna yell at you. I'm getting a pack of punch guns
It's a good gun, Greek. Just pack a bunch of that.
This better be good. It cost enough.
What the fuck is a resonator?
That's what I have.
That's the RPK.
I
Great
Yeah, my goodness is that the whole town
All right, so do you know what golf is yes
me man yeah do you know what ball screen yeah it's like a like a sport
hey Satan's minions guys leave my area man
oh did I get trains outside of that oh my god I don't do my train I really
you are not that guy, little bro you are not the outside train guy, you are not that guy
I think I have this, that thunderball and it just clears the whole wave
I don't know if this is a perk or a pump or something, am I going to get my gun?
Do you want to get it?
You don't get the meme, but do you know what the gulf is?
It's like the... well, no, explain that.
Okay, I got him.
got him. Okay, so you know the Gulf of Mexico? Yes. You mean the Gulf of America? It has
nothing to do with that. Okay, but you do know the Gulf of America though? Yeah. Yeah.
So now we got out of the way. Explain to me. Yeah, now explain how the Gulf of America
was created on me without googling it go what is gold if the meteorites are from
the dinosaur era so meteorite what is the dinosaur okay so do you know what
okay you know those yeah so the sport has a ball and the ball came from outer
space and if you hit the earth really hard I'll paint Korea and he's question
What question what's a sport? I call a goulash a sport is a hobby or activity
That requires a certain amount or any physical activity
What does physical mean means when you use your body
What's use
how'd you get the key how'd you get the monkey out by the way yeah actually you
are such a such a base term how do you describe that how'd you get how'd you get
the monkey out just interaction E with something that makes it function okay so
golf is pretty much like a like a it's a sport and as let me ask you this Greek
has nothing to do with the Gulf of Mexico right?
Exhaust is making so much easier.
Nothing to do with the Gulf of Mexico.
They look like they are buying the area though don't you?
Does it have anything to do with the Greek?
No.
Okay.
So what about Gulf now that I know what Gulf is?
What about this?
Nothing.
That was it. That was the meme.
They were here.
Now they're not.
What?
Socks his life in the...
Die!
That was it, it's a meeting, you can only figure it out.
Okay, I got you, okay.
Right.
So you need a lasagna?
Yep.
Lasagna, yes.
It's a failure, right?
Yes.
Okay, that happens to be what's going on.
Okay.
So not that being said...
So it's everything but lasagna?
Yes.
Okay, so Lasagna has nothing to do with the score and seed it then.
That's right.
Yeah, by the way, when do you want to go ballpoint?
We should go out sooner.
Uh, literally any time.
You let me know.
I'm fucking down.
We need to go to a nice spot though.
Yeah, 100%.
We should get like some training too.
Like to actually get the swing so you have something to work on.
I
Yeah, I'm down. I'm not by a course
You know how nice of it is to make it a course and then of course it is like fucking minutes dollars
Yeah, that's that's billionaire stuff actually like Trump actually isn't even allowed to go to some courses in Florida
It's like he's not in the membership stuff. I think it's everglades
Why the everglades motherfucker? That's really in that's bump up nowhere. That's fucking crooked. I land it doesn't matter though
it's like a prestigious place. What? You can't go to the slam. There's really nice golf courses.
I'm gonna be honest. The prestigious places are just trying to make rich people feel important
because it's got that all fucking life caring about money. So they need to fill something in their
hearts. But you've earned that. They earned nothing. They earned nothing.
Yeah, yeah, and to earn what?
My golf courses. Oh, oh, really
Yeah, usually when you work like you do it for something I
Don't think clubs are an inhaler problem like it
You want you want to have some people that a financial drawback for not act like some hoes, right?
And you want to be with the boys, right and it costs a lot of money, right and these things old schmucks
They want to keep that level of standard high so that they know to have it
they're going to dismiss every time.
There may be a problem, I mean there's something in other places that aren't massive, huge clubs.
I mean even in one way or another, I thought it was like 9-3 bucks.
No, no, no, but there's like private clubs, private clubs.
I like it rough, what do you think?
Yeah, but you don't have to do it in the thousands.
They were here, but now they're not.
Okay, we've got a hellcat, I'm not.
I
You could do it. Can you aek here?
Yeah, but nobody wanted on me. I
Would have more you without bad evidence. I would have more fun going everywhere even the broke-ass shit
Right, here's the issue though. There's an actual issue with you doing it
That was because strange type of shit might show up to like a course or whatever and like they don't like that
And you'll get banned, but if you go to like a private
They want to be able to get in.
Yeah, but I wasn't there for the stream though.
They're in general though.
Like, it's in general.
Me as a human.
I'd have more fun when all the different course, whatever.
And just doing whatever.
And then fucking trying to get into the big boy fucking building their club.
Yeah, I do a budget course.
The course I play right now is a shorter budget for us.
It just sounds funny.
Yeah.
Nobody gives a fucking...
Like the value is that
What's the most expensive membership the private clubs
And even then I still gotta like
there oh I'm dead the purse game there this is lag by the way oh my god that
was crazy oh I rubber band I was behind this fence behind me I rubber band back
over here. That's good. Explosions make things so much easier.
What are you doing?
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man,
Every sunday it was a goal and I've been low-key get it like I've been getting it better
Refining yeah, I guess we just like Charles Barkley low key
And yeah
No, I'm hard to be a pro golfer
extremely hard
Because you're one guy it's not like a team it's a few literally you're just one guy
So you got to be the best out of all the one guys. It's hard
I'm missing here, come on.
Yeah, but how come I'm like an overweight guy that gets drunk and smokes cigarettes and
so on?
Oh, that was only one guy.
That was literally only one singular guy.
Thank you, disembodied girl voice.
Also, also.
He was just messing you up for drunk.
But he was the guy.
I was looking like the wide range of motion and possible combinations and all that and
lock and I think nobody's even close to perfect it's not it's not like
underscored but like it's super tight on like what it has to be it's pretty
of Indians
Wow
Wow
No, no, that's fucking
I didn't lie
No, we're never gonna lose
That was just lag though.
It isn't a lag though.
You're mic'ing actually.
Oh my!
Just, he's brain's lagging.
Oh no.
Yeah we are, he has two undertings.
Except for him.
He died.
Can you get a brick in you, mate?
I was only taking a nap and I was on my first to do
I mean I was training like I've done that I'm trying to get a new guy to pack it
Now that's what I call a gula!
I need to get some bubble.
I need to go around and get some bubble.
I got an east vegas gun in the room
but this one's supposed to be warm up
but we're on round 24
so you just want to die?
ummm
yeah
okay
is it 20 years?
is it?
no it hasn't
just go grenades at the ground
don't rescue Greek I died on purpose
right from fight me
fight me fight me well we're
we're going to a real map this is this was just gonna be warm up
dude it's six o'clock in the morning I have got a good
I'll play you to the fuck up I'll play like
AHHHHHHHHH
You should leave because we have to leave!
That's um...
What's today?
Today is... When do you go to the UK?
I don't know.
Two days?
Two days?
Oh, we're not playing golf at all then.
What are you talking about?
Wait, when do you come back though? Is it quick?
Oh yeah, I'll uh...
That is...
Okay, so how about I'll try to talk to Victor. We'll try to do something
Well, I have to do anything crazy. Yeah, when is the day for match? I was forget
Eighteenth yeah, I have to be gone in juice
Wait the game is on the 18th. Yeah
Yeah
What the fuck I didn't know it was that soon dude. You have to do training now. Yeah, I did it yesterday
Oh, let's just say you have 70,000 viewers well great. You don't necessarily know the times I've been cooking and this well
It's paying off like what is all just all the time. It's fucking annoying
You realize he just said League of Legends, right? And he has a huge league of legends. Oh, well, I mean, I was gonna I was gonna get a bed
But since things have changed around here, what game we play next guys?
Okay
You hoppin' on flex, ranked? Oh, by the way, I'm gold one.
I'm almost ranked.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, since things are...things are...things are...things are...
Yo, what the fuck is this?
They're the Gluton Grey.
The Gluton Grey?
Since things are changing around here, we're looking at 70 things that are possible for me.
I was gonna get a bed! Looks like I'm staying up.
Greek God Exxon Twitter, Greek God Exxon Twitch, Greek God Exxon Kick, Greek God Exxon YouTube, Greek God Exxon Rumble, Greek God Exxon...
On Clash.
On Clash.
Barling again? I'm down. You want to go AD or support?
I want to spice it up a little bit. Let's go play some...
He has said more words in the past two minutes than during the game.
I'll play random.
Nope.
Huh?
I'll play random.
No!
Random is bad because then where am I going to go?
Well, I play everything.
I play everything in this game.
Reflex.
Alright.
So, how come every emote that gets overused, you remove Insomni.
But when Grek gets overused, you sat there smiling.
Buddy, it's not overused.
overused. It's a picture of you thinking about something.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not invited to the event if you're not if you ain't asked to go
Don't go if you ain't if they didn't ask you don't go and even if invitations are in the air
You just don't don't accept them
What
Yes, he does. Floating invitations.
You don't think they'd let you go and just watch?
No, no, no. I got the point though. We've got to explore the area.
Mate, just honestly, I'm going to be honest.
You're not going to have barely enough energy to play the game.
The other day you wrestled Neon for five, not even five minutes, two minutes,
and you needed an ER. You need to get to the ER.
Your exit what what makes you think you're gonna go around walk around do an IRL stream play for e do all this like after traveling
It's not gonna happen. This is footy mate footy mate mate. Let the footy ball mate
mate the play the footy
That's also good you stayed up for like 30 hours like what you do that you should just cancel
No, I want I mean just a little bit
It's a day before that
Yeah, you did like the double stream thing and I don't even think he went to bed and then he went and wrestled me
Yeah, it's not a little bit for real
Ow, Syndra be nice
I'm up against Smulder, why?
You say a few bots but it's double standards
When some guy that only pulls 50k, pulls 200k, it's all fun and games
games but I when I start going hard now it's boss got it that's crazy y'all
people just love late events it's a huge league community get with the fucking
times these are not few bots
I'm not playing smite mailing at all probably it'll
I'm not picking smolder, this is just terrible
Top lane by the way
What's up?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Live I literally stole you. I don't know what you're not a thing
I don't believe you, man. How do I do? Sorry.
You're so far behind right now.
No, no shit.
We'll just stay in the obvious room.
Well, when I state the obvious, why don't you listen when I say you need to put wards before you start pushing halfway over your...
And then do the wards. So guys, it was a game, it was literally, I could not have died at the point.
It's a real rent.
It's literally like, the reachers below you.
I didn't play but my knowledge of the game is really good the guys
Ow.
What, it's literally in the yard?
Yeah, I mean...
It just, her auto has just turned a lot.
Ah, it's him.
Smolder?
No.
Okay, so what happens now?
Now you've gone to a never lane.
Don't feed this lane now. Well, this is called the new age
fucking
Legion where you swap lanes when you get down or if you're bottom line. That's just how it works
Sorry the line Lee walking into places, you know, I didn't think I pressed yet. Oh, I come with you
I'm actually going to bed though, because I'm tired.
I'm a middle-aged president, yeah, though.
Nah, bro.
Nah.
He's going to give me advice now.
he's gonna give me advice now oh I'm dead cool I'm just gonna give it to classic
just absolutely classic
do I need to go finish my robber ASAP
you didn't say you're gonna make it too great
he's already gone
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
you
I need to be more careful than other longboots.
for 120.
Holy moustache, Anagi.
Jack.
Maybe Murkler's a little bit better, right?
W-Forcing.
See, I doubt it.
Anything.
W-Forcing, right.
I mean it's a ranked flex for I don't know why they're like sniping a fricked flex.
Yeah.
And you know what I mean?
This is their main game. They stand on flex while I'm high rated in them and solo.
And I don't play this game. I just think about it.
But they play all day playing this game.
Like, trying hard to get a good rank.
And all their life power is literally just me playing it.
Like, one to be fucking three months. Like, come on, bro. Come on, bro.
That's just embarrassing. I feel bad. It's embarrassing.
You can do better than that, huh?
I mean, yeah, that should have had to look like it was that they are going to be pushing
a hard middle.
I'm not gonna get out like I'm five if anything's weird.
There's two people top.
There's three people top.
There's three people top just keep going
And then I'm gonna push mid
I have TP. No, it's three. That is not nothing
Okay, now when I get more mana I finish that right I
Go tanky like twice like it's it's a big deal like I just would you get over some item?
Okay. I get level 16, we chill out, I get more mana, stack level, and then every other game.
For now, we're still tied out.
We must turtle.
Unless we see something, which I'm seeing a little something.
Jack's bot.
Yeah.
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Okay, see ya.
See ya.
See ya.
Later.
Later.
Um, I don't know about, like, very nice, sheesh.
Dab and, go ahead.
Woo!