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Yo, yo, are you fucking kidding me?
Biggest Super Star Zazz here!
Hey!
Wait, what did you pick?
I'm a Predator.
Really? I thought you should have been an F-15.
No, I'm a Predator.
Okay, maybe, okay.
You can't tell the size to 7 and a half.
What was that?
What was that one?
7 and a half.
Y'all got a size 7 and a half?
No, I'm a Predator.
Build it back.
What were you doing there last year?
Yeah I've been here this is my fourth one.
Oh yeah I remember you.
I shot the ball you saved it.
Really?
Yeah.
Yo.
Oh yeah.
We now are out as well.
Yeah yeah just because we're here so.
Yeah it might as well.
It might as well I don't see why not.
Do you do like YouTube with the thumbs up?
I stream mostly FIFA.
Football.
Soccer.
EFEFC.
Exactly.
You know what?
I spent I think I think it's like 20 25 or more thousand dollars on on all the games
And I've never unpacked an actual good card. That's
I swear
Never what I think the best I've got anything is maybe a hecky me
Yeah, I left out the chat, but yeah, that's a crazy
More more. Yeah, they
I didn't you know, they know my I'm like a whale and then they milk me
Yeah.
Oh.
Am I going with you?
You are going with me.
Yeah.
All right.
If you don't mind, hold off me for two minutes.
Yeah.
I'm going to see you through.
Oh, the walk path.
OK.
I'm going to take this off then.
Great.
I'll hold it for you.
Oh, thank you.
My boy is going to.
Easy.
Easy.
Do you want next to get out in the water?
Is there any, like, a note I need to do?
No.
No notes?
They're just going to show you F-50s and Preads,
ask you which one you prefer.
Oh.
Oh, like we're shopping.
It's like we're shopping.
Yeah.
Oh, like that, like last year.
I remember, I remember.
Yeah, I like that.
I'm very excited.
Yeah, I'm super excited.
All I have to do is do better than last year.
I'll be happy.
I think your performance made last year.
I mean, it would have been 9-9 without you.
You know what?
I like the energy.
I like your vision for it.
I couldn't put it below myself.
Did the same.
Boom.
I'm feeling nice to meet you. So what are we doing?
You always said it but I just...
So what we're going to do, we're going to walk you in,
specs, I think the guy in the glass is currently,
he is going to offer you the choice of an F-50 boot which is on this side
or a Predator boot which is on this side.
So it's up to you to make the decision,
you say I'm more of a Pred or I'm more of an F-50,
I'm more chaos or I'm more control.
Okay, fair enough, okay.
Yeah, it's like I putter a little bit when they make the wind or whatever they make the stick
Here's never before
You know what I mean?
Okay, whatever
It's all good. It's all good when you go to like Disney World. You make you make a you make a wind over
It's all good. Well, I thought we're new UK, you know, people build Nova part. I putter but
But I how do you make your phone like
Well, I got it
One, two, three. Hello, Chad.
Alright, something different this year. Last time it was like a store in a car.
XQC is good.
I'm ready.
Can I get a walk behind me?
This day, it's all good, it's all good.
Three, two, one.
Yeah.
When I say XQ, you say C.
XQ.
C.
XQ.
C.
I love that, man.
By the way, my name is Svex, I'm the co-founder of Sidemen.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And there's a number for it.
Are you new?
Oh, no, no.
You found it, sorry.
Yeah, so I'm behind the camera.
You know what I mean?
Are you a pretz or are you the F-50?
Um, can you sell me on it you gotta sell me like what's the difference though?
I think the difference.
Zidane?
Do you live in Zidane?
Yeah, yeah.
There's the guy.
Zidane Beckham.
They wore these.
Oh, Beckham wore that?
Yep.
But.
Oh, but?
It was Manimbelli wore a 50.
Who else, who else wore this?
Do you mean Yama?
Really?
You wear this?
Yep.
No, he doesn't.
And?
Don't lie to me though.
I feel you're lying.
I don't know if you're that close.
Bang!
Whoa! F50 for sure.
Alright, somebody else see this. Chaos or control?
Chaos.
Alright, so you are F50 man. Hold it.
Really?
Show them. What do you think?
It looks like a boot.
It is?
It's chaos.
It looks like power.
Is that what we're going to see tomorrow?
Oh, you'll see more than that tomorrow.
Give me two things you want to do tomorrow pitch.
What do you want me to do tomorrow?
Yeah, what do you play?
I'm going to block every ball and look good doing it.
What do you want?
I like that, you know.
All the best.
Train well, I've got to take the boot back and I'll send it to you.
Oh, you have my size though.
What size do you?
10-5.
Okay. Hey yo, what is this? What is this? What is this?
It's six seven. Yeah, it is.
Holy, I'm a go. I'm actually go.
Yo, aura.
Okay, so I'm supposed to go get him.
Sir, I have to do the shot, sorry about that.
You've got to do a shot.
Sorry man.
Oh, like this.
We're going to do two shots here.
Yeah, we're going to do a shot pass.
So what we're going to do is we're going to get you to hold that,
and just say choose one, this length,
And then I'm team F-50.
Okay, ready?
To me.
Ready? I'll do this.
Choose one. I'm team F-50.
Perfect. And then one here, Richard.
What was that, a hero shot?
So, I'll do it down here. I'll do three, two, one. On one. Just hold it up like that.
Okay.
Okay, here we go. In, three, two, one.
Let's do one more of that, here we go, in, three, two, one.
Amazing, thank you so much, easy guys, easy, too easy.
Thank you very much, pleasure.
I'll see you around, yes?
Yes, I'm in the back.
Okay, then we need to get the actual shoe.
You have to go on in that shit and go.
Oh, sorry. What's that?
Yes!
Thank you so much.
Hello.
Yeah, F-150.
Size?
Size 10.5.
I almost said F-130.
Like the Ford truck.
Like it's harder. It's hard to say F-150, but I was saying F-130.
I don't understand it hard.
I can't say there if it's fine.
All right, I think I'm not allowed on the pitch.
I'm not middle of the pack.
Is it blood that we cannot speak?
I can speak.
Thank you very much.
Is it mine, mine?
I can bring this home, I don't even need it.
Easy.
OK, sick.
OK.
I need to get prepped.
I'm not going to stay with the pants on, low key.
Throw me out right now.
Yo!
That's the one that took it off yesterday.
I'm on your team, something realising me.
It's going to get in my head.
Don't train too hard today.
Take it easy. Today doesn't matter.
I feel more acclimated though.
I can breathe now.
I don't want to ruin my legs.
You've done the training.
They're already ruined.
You know what?
I beat you. You didn't train your legs.
Because you don't do leg day.
Did? Your chicken legs will be shaking right now.
No, he will not.
I know.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
He's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, like me.
Okay?
So, um, oh, can we get on the pitch and actually start?
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
All right, all right.
Yo, he mowned in my ear.
That's crazy.
Yo, what, what, um, oh, I had those last year.
Yeah, should I get the pants on or go with the shorts?
No, actually no one should remember.
125, get the subs.
True.
I'll undo it.
Okay.
Right here?
Yeah.
What, do I have my name in there?
Oh yeah, right here.
Bang!
I actually liked the one for last year.
What do I have my name in there oh yeah right here bang I actually like the
one for last year it's what that's what it's one I wore a day on the
long
Hold on. I feel like I know what I'm gonna look like. Hold on.
Yeah, this is a brick. My phone's a brick to you. See that?
It's fine.
Okay, I got socks on this camera. Yo, Marlon!
Oh, they're filming something.
Yo, I think it's like 3D.
Thank you.
Sick.
I think I'm wearing like 3D glasses there, you know?
Because like things are like kinda doing, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay.
Yo, what do you think?
Pants on or pants off?
I'm gonna do...
Yo, is that all our name?
It's tough?
Chat.
Chat. From one to ten.
No zeros, come on bro.
Where you going?
You going for the outside for the green lens?
What, this is the one I got?
You got two, right?
You tried the other ones.
Wait, I have two?
You already have one?
Yeah.
I'm thankful though, thank you for the lesson.
No, you're supposed to get two.
Really?
I'm gonna keep pants on it because the ball hits you pretty hard. I don't want to get slapped too hard
It's great, but not maybe not for me. Maybe we could do better for me
This is out there try these that's more like you
Oh
Is it too smoky? I like personally I think that's like depends on what vibe you're going for
Alright, give me one left option and maybe we hit a home run
What's up?
Yeah, yes, um can I get up here?
The ten-fives are a little bit looks it bang. See this is my toe
Yeah a little bit oh
Maybe they're like UK ten-fives on they know
Does you get different sizes or whatever compare yeah, right?
Oh, here we go. This could be the one this could be the one
Yeah, yeah
We got it right we got that eventually thank you
Thank you, by the way
No, no, I like it. You know what did you know the ones I got from last year? Yeah, I wear them
I did I did a show me today and now I
I was right.
I was right.
Give me your address and the wrong sign.
Really?
We'll put it on the man on there.
Oh sick, thank you.
That's the man, that's the man.
W Vic.
Okay.
Let me just get a shoe swapper.
Yo, with the amount that I have of spare in the front.
These tens?
That's 10.5 US.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Also when I said 10.5, it was UK 10.5, you know.
Oh, those ones come in without the laces though.
Wait.
Those are, those are white, what's up?
Okay, no, you're good.
No, but I was trying for the size.
Yeah, are these like, are these like problem?
What happened with them?
You didn't know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you want to keep these ones or?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll just take them back.
Yeah.
Which ones?
What do you have in here?
It's not a problem.
They're made like that.
Yeah, but the ones I had before, I had laces on it.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Okay.
They think Americans are not a type of laces.
Brother, I feel like there's like some...
I didn't know what to do.
I didn't know what to do.
I didn't know like if I was complaining like some hoes or whatever.
You know what I mean?
Like, were they complaining?
I didn't have laces on it.
Okay, well, it's all good. It's a bum. Oh, it's a little bit chilly. Okay, super. Thank you. These are 10 fives US. Yeah. Thank you very much.
Oh, he's stalling. Is it lagging?
That's perfect.
Yeah, this is good. It's good. It's good. There's a lot better than it was. They ones were so tall
Yo, what would be the equivalent of ten five in a in UK
Okay.
Okay.
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Okay, Chad, you gotta understand
if I'm doing something wrong.
Like, also, bro, I said this last time,
I didn't do it yet.
I need to have something so that
I can read the chat properly.
Like a phone, like, bricks, like, on the screen?
On the chat, like, it's just stuck there.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Dude, what am I doing?
I know how to tie my shoes, I swear.
It's like this, like that, and then bang!
I think this is too long.
Hey, that was fun.
Okay.
Yo Alex, what's your password?
Yo, I think I have Steph Game in Fronts.
Okay, everyone's looking.
Yo, I think I have Steph Game in Fronts.
I'm looking at it now, but I'm not gonna say it's gonna be a bad idea.
Chat, well I'm just gonna complain about it, but the reality is that
I'm gonna complain now and complain about it all.
Look, look, chat.
Look, my toe is here, ends here, and the end of the boot is here.
That's fine.
Okay, I'm ready to go then.
Okay, let's get some footy.
Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you.
Nice to meet you guys.
I haven't got a little shit out.
You just throw it on that plate right there.
Can I do it on this?
Okay.
What is this for?
So I know the context.
Over time, we're American.
Okay, yeah, I'm ready, all right
How many goals are you gonna save this year?
All of them all of them. Yeah, for sure. Shut up
So shut up. What does that mean? Like no goals. Let no goals going in. Yeah, yeah
Okay, maybe one maybe one for the fans. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. I heard you don't drink water. Why?
Why?
Why drink water when we have lemonade.
I watched the Mr. Beast video, why did you call out AMP?
Because they all went after me.
They went after me and I couldn't just fold, I had to press them a little bit and also
if I do nothing and I just got eliminated, I would have just been the other guy and
I'm out of the video and come on man, I'm trying to have some fun man.
What was one thing that happened at the Mr. Beast event that wasn't in the video?
A lot of it wasn't on the video.
You know what?
It's not in the vlog.
I think all the vlogs had it there.
There was definitely a little bit of drama here.
I was talking about some trash.
I was talking a lot of trash.
What was the one thing you said that wasn't put in, or who were you talking trash to
that wasn't in the video?
It was whatever you heard on the video, but just a little bit more.
A little bit more.
But you know what?
Some of these videos didn't show though, is that
there's a little bit of a back and forth
with some fun stuff, right?
It wasn't all bitter.
I don't know why it was so bitter,
because I thought it was gonna get a lot better.
Like, it's like a fun, but with three trash talks,
you know what I mean?
I don't know, I'm back and forth.
Speaking of that, why did you call a DDG?
I have to have that.
He's his favorite rapper, so.
Oh, I had to.
Well, I had to.
I had to, like, even though,
even though I like some of his songs, right?
If I don't say he's a big trash,
then come on, like,
You gotta spice it up a little bit.
Like what else would I say?
You know what I mean?
Like that thing is kind of like a low blow.
It's a low blow, right?
But it's not too low.
It's just low enough.
I saw you weren't wearing socks yesterday
when training with Jensie.
Do you have socks today?
I wore some socks yesterday.
Okay, perfect.
I don't like it though.
Okay, can you still, we have one more thing.
What is it called?
It's called break the stick.
So let's say like, we'll name a person.
So basically what we're gonna do
is we're gonna do name, break the stick
when you hear a bigger influencer right now
than I should have speed, then you just break the stick.
I can take it.
A bigger influencer?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's it.
Wait, wait, wait.
I just, just go do that.
Okay, I got break side.
So I keep this thing like this, right?
Yeah.
And whenever.
And I want to hear someone, you break it.
So I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say like, okay, here.
I'm gonna say, just send it, send it, send it.
Break the stick when you hear a bigger influencer
than I should have speed.
Ray.
No.
Rekai.
Definitely not.
Flight reacts.
No.
Jinxie.
No.
Blackboy Max.
No.
Leesi.
Absolutely not.
Marlin.
No.
KSI.
No.
Kysanat.
No.
MrBeast.
No.
Oh, so that's our last one.
You think it's the biggest one right now.
Why Speed?
The biggest one right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
right now.
Live content makes for a more reactive audience in terms of how much he influences and how
he can move stuff.
Speed is the number one.
Even Mr. Bees don't get me wrong.
He can make a big product and all that.
I think in an actual effort to make things in a mover, speed clears everybody.
Okay, last question.
I'm good.
If you score a goal tomorrow somehow, what celebration are you breaking out?
And I'll do this as well and this and this and I'll see this
I have you I have a big emo wheel
I am the emo
bang bang
Enemy do this
Bang
Hello mate.
How are you?
Great about you.
I'm John.
I'm Felix.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah, go ahead.
I'm asking the biggest YouTubers in the world one question.
Yeah.
Where do you live?
That's not the question.
Canada.
Canada?
Yeah.
Can I come and watch football in your house?
In my house?
Yeah, we're never mad.
Yeah, of course.
Everybody's in my house except...
Who is it?
Well, not everybody.
But you are.
Okay.
Thanks man.
I'll be in touch.
Yeah, you are Irish.
Yes.
Bang.
And I can tell the difference between Scottish and Irish.
Yeah, yeah, are you Canadian?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm kind of sick.
Yeah.
So you say ute?
Nope.
I'm French-Canadian.
Oh, OK.
So we don't speak English the way that Canada's speaking English.
OK, so I'm coming to your maize on.
Yeah, a maize on.
Ah, maize on.
Ah, maize on, they're good, huh?
See you there.
I see that.
Wait, what's this for?
OK, do you want to give it a go?
Yeah.
This is the one quick thing.
There you go.
You have the World Cup coming.
The World Cup?
The World Cup's coming.
Yeah.
Are you excited?
Yeah, and I got Ken down it. Ken isn't going in that whole thing.
You actually think so?
No.
We might have to watch Canada game.
Yeah, but you gotta support the boys you know you don't.
No, I believe in them.
Yeah?
Not the actual area, you just have to activate the living condition.
But if I had the $1, I had to bet it on something, I'd probably bet it on Finland.
OK, are they even there?
Nope.
That's your target right now.
Right.
Can we ask you to have a go, well, if you want to.
Yeah, whatever it is, you want to touch up on my head?
Yeah.
This is high-high when I'm going to jump to score a goal for Jack, that's how I do it.
You know what? Once I was like World Cup or whatever, and this ball can make a break, I would be able to do it.
You know, I would like find the muscles I don't have and go super saiyan, you know what I mean?
I'd like muscles with real muscles.
Yeah, exactly.
Do you want to give it a go?
Yeah.
Okay, can we do it from the other side?
Yeah.
Do you want me to hold anything?
Okay, Dary.
All right.
I can see why it's broken.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, six, I know, three, two, one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
I know you're a YouTuber, but it's hard to know.
So I'm gonna say, kind of YouTuber,
jump as high as Ronaldo,
as soon as he starts to give you a hit.
You roll by, start talking.
Six.
Yeah.
Okay.
Kind of YouTuber, jump as high as Ronaldo.
Oh!
That was close.
Close!
That was close.
Fuck.
Did you feel it?
You know what?
I start to flex my head muscles.
Like, come on!
I tried.
Yeah, yeah.
How close was it?
Like this much?
Why are you like that much?
Oh, not bad, actually.
Thank you, mom.
No problem.
That's fun.
Thank you.
All right.
His hair close up a little bit, it just doesn't.
Not bad.
I think I was walking and I got my technique down.
Dude, you know what?
My heel moves a little bit when I move around.
Maybe I tighten the boot up a little bit.
What's up with the UK internet anyway?
It's not fantastic. It's not great.
Also, I don't want to be late.
So today the goal?
Acclimates.
Acclimates. I don't understand why I said that.
But at least I kind of got the big break yesterday.
Like, I feel like I can breathe today.
I feel like I could only breathe from here to here.
But now?
Or maybe I'm just high on copium.
Oh yeah, you know what?
My thing is I'll stop loading
because I'm tapped out on UK data.
Okay.
When you see what the Starlink,
you'll be able to catch the Starlink now.
Oh, that's good.
What's that I asked him about?
Sick.
I came up with you.
Super, super, super.
Oh yeah, we have the bag, right?
For my gloves and all that.
Yeah, it's the best there.
Let me see your strength.
Really?
I'm testing everyone's strength here
and I think you're gonna be good
because you're a gamer, so.
I definitely, yeah, yeah.
You need to have good grip, right?
Yeah, okay, so.
Do you know how it works?
Tell me the exact way that you think,
optimal way of doing it.
So I don't look stupid.
Yo, I maximized my, my, my, my, my.
Are you right handed?
Are you not handed?
Are you like, left?
Right, okay.
Left handed?
You're right.
Left handed, but for this, I, right then.
Okay, okay, okay.
So the, I think the best is grabbing it from here.
And squeezing it and kind of like seeing it a little bit.
That's the best.
I didn't get anything there.
You want to score to beat?
I'll tell you, I'll give you a score.
Oh that's very bad, I did very bad work.
I got like 27.
Okay, that's horrible.
Like this?
Okay, next stop, ex-ducey.
Bro, he's a gamer, he has to be good at this.
Oh brother, 26!
That's your mama, right?
Let me join this.
Yeah, new grip.
Ah!
Ah!
Really, is that bad?
25!
He's doing a very interesting technique. I've never seen this ever before. Bro, if it's consistent at least I don't know
Yeah, yeah, you get the same but every time but yeah, that's not why it's so hard
Hey, you got you got 23. Okay. What was the best of me did it? Oh, okay
I did six seven bro like 67. No, he didn't know he didn't
Bro
Crazy though
the world record of most six sevens oh yeah but that thing kind of suck it
doesn't really calculate like I did like a 240 oh what's the record how many
it's like 700 million oh by the way all right is there a way to train your
hands with that with this yeah can you have you need like a grip grip machine
this is not for yeah yeah but like you can have muscles in your hand well
you already do but you have like a thing that how does it
No, no, no, no, no, I'm asking you scientifically,
can you get better strength by training?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's your grip strength.
So you have muscles in your hand?
Well, I don't know how it works.
I like this thing.
Bro, if you buy this thing, one of those,
and you just train with them.
Yeah.
I must be dumb.
I remember when I used to play football,
when I was younger, so I told me that was a myth.
But maybe I clearly wasn't because they
wouldn't make all these products, right?
You played soccer?
Football, football.
Ah, OK, OK, OK.
I swear I didn't.
I'm going to test something else later, but I'll have to think.
OK.
OK, let me know.
OK, I'll show you that one, and please, join in.
Yep.
OK.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
Let's get this.
Let's go to the next.
We'll have Wi-Fi now.
What do we have Wi-Fi?
This is a TV, right?
Check the way out.
And if it's TV lag, that's bad.
Can I get the other people to connect to it, no?
Oh yeah, it's working now.
No one ever touched me.
They're saying Toby or a...
Okay, I need a bag with the gloves.
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
Yo, I'm not sure you get shoes 10 low key.
Oh
Shit
You know what you know what I was wrong the problem that is not
No, I actually know it was like what was the problem there's one more increment of the laces at the back at the back. I
Ain't that's the issue right here
Are you supposed to use those, you think?
The last hole?
Yeah, I think I need to do that because my heel is loose.
Yeah, keep it tight.
Okay, the goal of the day is actually practice.
Take it serious, not getting injured.
Last two years I got injured both times I practiced like a dummy.
Yo, this is a lot better.
I actually feel a lot more ready with these new shoe lace configuration.
BANG BANG
Very nice.
Okay, we're ready.
Let's go talk to the people, shall we?
I'm just talking.
I'm just here by myself.
Like, come on, bro.
Hold on.
Oh, BANG.
Oh, bang bang
I'll have a hair tie somewhere in here
All right, let's get him.
Hello, buddy.
I can kick the ball.
You know, I feel like you hit it with the front of the ball too much now.
You kind of chipped it.
That's why he looked at me.
Maybe I'm wrong, I'm just saying shit, Loki.
Then that's good, you know what I'm saying, no one's in the chat, it's gonna be stiffer.
Because if you're wobbly, when you kick it, all the energy will be lost.
Like a suspension, you feel him?
Yo, he's good.
Jhinx can hit the ball, hold on.
That's my player.
That's my striker.
Shrekah!
Show him how it's really done!
Show him how it's really done!
He's so much better than I said.
Neal!
Wait, he's the voice of Neal?
Neal!
Wait, what?
What the fuck is he doing?
No, that has to be true.
That has to be true.
I don't know what you're talking about.
X gets some reps in there, man.
Yeah, I see what you're doing.
But first of all, first of all...
What is the X kick?
You say he's a good kicker.
Oh yeah, X, do a pen, do a pen.
the ball I'm not
I need it for a penalty because it's I just swim through the air like this
What is it?
What is it?
Yes.
He's left-footed.
Come on, guys.
Bumble.
I lost balance.
I lost balance.
OK.
I'll try the hair tie.
No!
I have it.
Oh, I also got lute in here.
I got gum and shit.
Got candy.
hold on how do you put this how do you put a head on stop I'm here stop but
You have no aura, you're not gonna, you're not gonna have any aura man.
I already did that once.
When?
365 days ago?
It wasn't, it was a long ago.
Also, by the way, by the way, I looked at you before you did the play, I looked at you play.
And can I be honest with you?
You were actually really kind of dog shit.
You're a nice guy.
Well,
this is what I did, you know what I got?
This is what I like about you.
I can, I can be mean and I can be a friend, you see that?
Right.
Shake my hand. Shake my hand. Shake my hand. Shake my hand like a man.
Oh wow. You know what? He did this today to me twice in a row and I did it to you.
No, you only got one dog. Yeah, but it was on strength. It was one
more point. No, it doesn't get as many points. Look at how dirty I am already.
Let me see if you're cheating or not. Ow! Oh my god. Oh my god.
tampering Jesus this guy don't cry
putting on a tampon or what are you doing putting on my gloves
gloves the over or under you think nope no I'm good all right let's do it let's do it
let's do a fit check who's got more whose fits got more aura
I'll give you one more chance and I'm going to get madder.
I must have like this until you fix it.
Is that good or bad?
Yo, yo.
Hit me, hit me.
I can see you.
You can only see me for a chain.
Bang!
No?
What's up?
You gotta tell.
Oh, you flinched though.
Oh, no I didn't.
I got you.
Really?
Let's do it again.
Let's go.
Go.
Yeah, go back to your house.
Get out of here.
Get out!
Okay, man, yeah, it's time for the training.
Yeah.
All right, we're gonna do the training, sorry.
Where's my phone at?
He has it, he has it.
Okay.
Let's go, X.
Come on, come on, come on.
You have a knife for now, no better.
So lose your food enough.
Okay.
How do I not?
Can you have a shot of that?
I'll get you a head.
I'll just head over.
Oh!
Bring your name!
Bring your name!
Bring your name!
Bring your name!
Bring your name!
That's a center back there.
That's our center back right there, bro.
Good job.
Great job.
Yes, man.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'll tell you on standby after.
Alright, guys, we'll make our way over here to the footballers.
I need to maybe, uh...
I'm just asking...
I'm just asking...
I'm just asking...
I'm just asking...
I'm just asking...
I'm just asking...
Alright, guys, you see that area where the, um, other team was just a little bit further up?
I
Run away
Thank you, Billy. Yeah, you got a scope on that one
Shit X are you ready to feel better from yesterday?
Whatever you say the powder. I want to need that
All right, you gotta get more
I hate to ask for too much shit, but whatever dead is it like the powder drink or anything?
That's like water and some electrolyte or whatever.
No.
I've got loads of like really good.
Really?
Yeah.
I'll give you some.
Okay thank you.
I'm already getting the...
Sick.
Whatever, whatever, whatever you have a...
You can get back to the hotel if you like three packets.
Oh I need to be like right now.
Oh I can't get him right right.
You'll be fine, just make sure you have one bite.
No no, I will...
Maybe I'll go to the Sidemen Diner or whatever.
I think yeah.
If you get your water, it's like you're just running at your water.
Yeah, probably.
I feel nobody has water if I saw it.
Alright, yeah.
Thank you Vic, thank you.
Oh yeah, I won't sell that now.
I don't remember if I don't go the other day.
Hey man, great.
Here's your senior mate.
I'm glad I have you on my tennis team.
Yes, you have me too.
Oh, okay, that's what I'm thinking.
Oh, I'm ready.
Get in here man, play with us.
Jesus.
I mean, just wait till the engine kicks in though.
I mean, when I was doing good, but the engine.
I'm down for that.
Are you not ready?
You don't look ready.
I'm locked in.
All right, find out then.
You got to press them.
You got to press them.
You have to get in there and get.
Now I'm not turning.
I know what you're talking about.
Let's go.
Let's go.
First one.
Go, boys.
I can kick the ball.
Let me look for someone who wants me to kick with the mic.
Yeah.
Keep your people on the ground.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah, a lot of this guy, they got lucky, they are so lucky.
I don't have to do all this, but I'm in the net anyway, so it's fine, so whatever.
Alright, Intelligent Fresh! Intelligent Fresh!
Let's go!
Intelligent Fresh! Intelligent Fresh!
The mullin's good!
Nice!
Yeah, these are good! What the fudge?
Not bad.
Hit it.
Hey, not bad.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Yeah, he's pretty good.
I'm defective of it.
You want to do your ball?
Oh, hold on.
A little reversal?
Nah, it's not bad, Aura.
Ooh, balls.
Oh, my fizz, your balls, no.
That would, bro, what if it, oh my God,
you know, you fear and like that.
Wait, you were a cup in the goal, though, no?
No, he was this one too.
Just have one second, we're getting started next time, and then it should be good.
Okay, okay.
I want him pretty good on the side.
I am son, what's up mate, what's up, I have to go there, I have to go there, really?
No, no, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, watch that, watch that, watch that, watch that.
Okay
Holy shit, holy fuck it
It's all good it's all good got scared of law a little bit
You understand
I didn't want to die for it
We got to block this shit down.
Alright.
First time.
Let's play.
Marlon's in. Marlon!
Holy.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm actually stretching my mouth a little bit.
I'm ready up.
Alright, thank you.
We know we have the backpacks now, so...
Yeah.
As long as we have normal defonters there.
They don't forget it on the ground again.
I'm not stuck with it, um, yeah, it's like, yeah.
I saw you training yesterday.
What?
I saw you training yesterday.
Tough, rough.
I was jet lagging shit, but it's all good.
I'm a deal.
Yeah?
I'm jet lagging, too.
Still isn't a crap mode for me.
Okay.
What kind of gloves are those?
I don't even mind. They did say, have they got finger-saves in them?
Yeah, they've got a spine. They said they'll get you something either.
Okay.
So this is George.
George.
How's it going?
Good.
So we'll take that.
So anything you're not sure of, we'll get you to Dennis.
Okay.
We're going to go nice and easy.
So we'll just start off getting around to the wall,
and then we'll work with some diving,
and stuff like that.
I don't know if I catch you, but...
If you blow in, we'll stop, let's tell us the way.
So if you go round the goal, we'll do, so you get a rest,
you just do three or four each and then we'll stop right?
Hopefully, yeah.
So we'll do, we'll start in here, we'll start with just some frozen,
if you go out and get in the angle, we'll have a frozen journey.
It's a nice sketch, it's a really nice view,
I'm going to stretch in between, I'll watch, I'll watch!
Yep, I was just stretching.
Bro, I'm going to be able to do it because I have to stretch, I have to stretch.
Ready?
Whatever.
One over there.
See him?
I'm not scared. I'm feeling when I'm scared in the ball, you know what I mean?
That was English, some of these words were in English by the way.
Really?
Yes, I mean some if you slow down.
If you slow it down?
Watch.
All you need is the game.
You don't think I can?
Not bad actually.
You think it breaks if you hold on to it?
No, but I did. You would break my sandwich.
True.
I'm built like a cyclop fucking ogre.
That's why I'm built like...
You look like Aztecs.
And you look like a bitch.
You can't call me the B-word.
Really?
Sorry.
You can't call me the B-word on the screen.
Okay.
You look like a decent human being.
I knew it. I knew it. I knew I could do it.
You know I could do it? He's already did it.
Now, now, now stop the ball.
Okay, alright.
We're gonna use this one.
We're gonna use this one.
Yeah, we're gonna use this one.
Bigger tip.
Taylor.
That's, that's a push up. That's a push up, that's a push up.
You put the sign, I want to get a chance.
On him yet.
There you go.
That was a fast ball.
Yeah, nice.
Take time, take time, take time.
We lost it. We lost it.
Don't worry, it takes me a day to get this water next week.
That's too much water, right?
Ready? Ready.
All right.
Put that on please.
Can you put your chains inside your shirt?
Yes sir.
Because they keep hitting you.
I want to check your arms.
It's a figure target.
Most of them will go.
Okay.
Can you do that?
I got to stretch it out.
Alright.
You can just shoot.
I got it, I got it.
Oh my God, XCC just gave it a shot.
Sorry.
One bit.
One.
I did not have a competition this year.
I did not have a competition this year, that's not the way to think about it.
The only option is to win.
I'm like XCC back when he played Overwatch.
Any feedback?
Feedback is you better do that on game day, otherwise there ain't words of shit.
So thumbs in the middle of the ball and just slightly, just trying to keep them there until the ball is in.
You can't get your thumb down from here.
It's a kill.
Yeah, nice and low.
A little bit loose, like that.
Yeah.
So you've got to give you more spring and more.
You're just trying to cushion it, because if you're, if you're rigid.
It'll bounce.
Yeah.
Come on, straight up.
Okay.
But now it's good.
Reference, right?
I'm not a pumper that, you're, you're a, I'm not going to leave you hanging out,
Like, what did you do? I couldn't see it.
We don't care.
Of course you can see it.
I'm right in the body.
To do my gymnastics,
stretch, you know what I mean?
It's important to get the ankles right
Yeah, it's a goal, brother. That was a good shot. It was a good shot actually like a nice chip
ready
Okay, anything chest on that right here, okay. Yes, sir
Do you see that respect?
Yeah.
Respect is earned, I've given it XGC.
You see that respect, I see pity.
Pity is, yeah?
Pity is.
Nice.
Do you see that XGC has got form?
I see the form.
You know what it gets harder? I get harder?
All you get harder?
When she gets hard, you get soft.
Oh yeah. I love that slogan. Is that your new thing?
That's my water!
I'll give you some.
That's my water!
That's his water.
Scared the ball like a bitch.
It's not good.
What do we do?
You blocked the ball.
Is that even better?
It's that two out of three score there.
Not one back there man.
Okay those balls I'm just gonna go for it. Oh shit all this days in the gym doing
my fingers are starting to pay off. My fingers are scared a little bit. I get scared it's gonna mentally.
Should I just go for it?
Right.
You there?
We'll be there.
But don't worry too much about it.
Okay.
This is the drill for finding the ball.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Then we'll come to the ball.
But then we'll make some kind of hand.
That one's the same.
I'm just gonna give it a go.
Okay.
That's not how you win.
Yep.
We got it.
It's all found.
Hey.
Okay.
I think it would stay down here.
It doesn't come to be nice.
This is awesome.
You can stay inside, literally away.
It looks like something is sharp at this.
It's just bread and breakfast.
Oh yeah.
I think I can get that off of the game.
Some of these, I feel like...
Do they just throw them down?
Putting better slams too.
Small slide.
Yeah, 100%.
I feel like if I do this, and something happens, it'll go in.
Okay
I mean to this guy over there and said you were complaining about the gloves
No, that wasn't you why there's only two of us
No, this is fine
Yes, sir
The old scarves, it's everywhere the bulls going. It's just a tiny step first
So if you try at this side, you're shooting this side, and I right foot to come forward
with everything controlled in there. So from here we can push off, we can go up, we can
go down, we can sit here, we can jump in the floor.
Ok.
We're going to give you a throw, it's just about here, and I'll show you if you jump in.
I'm going to show you guys, just sit cool. You want to try and dive in front of the
thumb, you want to try and push in, yeah? Yeah, because then you've got more child
pushing for wide. You're diving backwards, and you're going to put that in the net.
Ok.
So if you take down the slow motion, you're going to land on all your soft arms, soft legs, soft arms done, the other ones don't need to get any work and you're going to just pull.
You ready?
Yeah.
That's right.
There you go.
It's secure but it's built.
Okay.
It's your tummy.
Anyone's coming in.
Yes sir.
Hang on the other side.
Yeah.
I guess I'll always be the leader?
Yeah, I'll always be the leader in the game, Peggy.
I'm not even saying it, it's done.
I broke it on the way out.
What from here?
Yes. I put it in a duffel bag.
That's really...
It's still in two parts though.
It didn't shatter, thank God.
Alright, we're going this way first?
Thanks, excellent.
What the hell is he doing?
If you can, when you go down, you can push that arm out.
Okay?
Put it in, take the face to the side.
Okay, straight.
If you go with two arms and turn.
Alright.
In the ball, the ball's out.
Understandable.
One, two, three, four.
Spongebob.
Spongebob.
Yes sir.
Yeah, let's go.
I think you've been here before, XFC.
Come on here, I'll take you home.
I heard that one before.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Come on in.
Don't
In front of this or behind
Yeah
Yep.
Where's Jesse?
Good side.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Alright, I'll be the first.
Soft bit over here.
It's all hard loads, all bones, but yeah.
I don't have any soft ones, but it'll do.
Yes, Queen.
Yeah, it's nice.
Top of the hill?
Yeah.
Oh, I'll break it in, go ahead.
It's worth it.
Last one, yeah?
Where's the tree?
Where's the tree?
The tree's good.
Yeah, sure.
Mogged.
Mogged?
What the fuck?
You want some water?
Lucky there's cameras.
Yeah, I'll pay you some water.
I'll let you go first.
Really?
Thank you.
How do you do these things to her?
Nothing's hard for God.
What the fuck?
He's laughing.
Come on here.
Easy.
What the fuck?
He's laughing.
Come on here.
Have this guy get in.
How's that guy get in?
Nope. I didn't see anything.
What is that?
Nothing. You gotta get down and dirty by the way.
I already am.
Look at my gloves.
Yeah?
Do you have lice or something?
Well I have hair.
I'm here too.
You and no, Bobfucka.
Sorry.
That was mean.
Well, I just told people what I told him earlier
about penalties, because you're going to have them tomorrow.
So he's sad on the middle of it.
If I could have that given up, just for a bit of a demo.
For their run-ups, he tells us everything we need to know.
If they're running straight on the floor,
they're not going to swing their legs for it,
because they're going to go that way, probably too far.
So if they're coming straight,
the chances are they're going to the opposite side
of the run-up, so they'll open up and then go that way.
Really?
Really?
My brain thinks the opposite.
I have to re-wider that then.
It's just because you go straight on the ball,
you think the bimer can't get you up here.
Yeah.
Your legs screwing around.
Yep.
Your only animal is moving the goal.
Oh, okay.
If they start the round,
They get this!
Come through a curve, then make a mistake.
That's mine.
And same if they're left footed.
If they're straight, they're going to open up and go that way.
If it's curved, they'll come back around this side.
And the first thing we talk about is...
Unless they know!
He's guessing wrong!
When we're in the net, I don't want to get any more. You will.
Well, buddy.
Where's your trophy?
It's not broken.
Where's both of us?
We broke back with the same plates.
What are we doing?
See you next year.
I'm learning.
I'm learning.
I paid attention.
I'm listening to coach.
I'm not even diving.
From last year.
Yep.
When he was involved with the pins, he was like, over here, he's like, come on, go that
way.
Whereas when you're involved with the pins, you come quite low.
We're low like each, so it's bigger.
So we stand nice and up.
Come on, go that way.
Whereas when you regal the ping, you come quite low.
And if we low like this, the goal is bigger.
So if we stay nice enough to scream at them, we're gulping.
To scream at them.
Wah!
They got you.
They got you.
Do you want to jump into a couple just to see?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Straight at it, left foot, or we'll go left.
Right?
Yes.
If I'm going straight and I'm left, it goes left, yeah?
If you're straight, go ahead.
Just go.
Yes.
AHHHHH!
Okay, see?
It's okay, come over here, it's okay.
Okay, so good thing you don't listen.
Okay!
Hey, whatever he's saying, just don't listen to him because there's only so much time left today
and you're not gonna lock in in time.
That's a great, great shot.
Alright, paper boy.
There you go.
Okay, over there.
Okay, I get it.
Straight, opposite.
straight opposite curve same
so if that goes in you play that you play you just play the stats right it
going in this way as well. So when I take a pin up, I take a curve runner, because I know, and I'll still go that side.
Oh, you could curve and then flatten out. But everyone does different, so...
Oh, so I could do the stutter as well. Maybe, okay. So when they stutter,
yeah, you try and stand up as long as you want, but when they're doing a full runner,
When they kick the ball, you want to cut against and you want to obviously do that little step and dive in.
Step? What? Yep.
Make sense to me?
We can have a drink if you want, have a little relax and then I think I'll be doing a cheer.
Well then, one more thing.
Just for that I don't like recoil, you know, you know what I mean, recoil?
Sometimes I'm already kind of maxed out, ball hits and it overextends, right?
What kind of overall arm structure do you like?
Finger, arm, like?
So we don't want to be curved on our fingers?
No, okay.
Because it's going to hurt?
Yeah.
So what we say, strong wrists.
soft hands. So if it's there, you'll just have a nice little cushion. And because you've got with the finger
so it's here, it does have the drop for you. So you just need to get your hands behind them and if it clans, you can step to see it there.
Yeah so that it covers if it bounces or whatever right? It goes through your fingers. But the main thing, if it goes wrong,
Don't worry. Because if you think about it, think about it, it'll go wrong again.
It's just fun, isn't it? So you've got to be nice and alert.
So tomorrow, when you guys come out, I'll be at one end.
So don't worry about doing the warm up with them, because you'll get tired.
Come and see me, bring a drink, and we'll go nice and easy.
And the other thing that we're trying to do, we're going to do it now, actually.
I want to introduce you to a little bit of hi-catch here.
Hi, hi up.
Yeah, oftentimes enough, I forget how far I am.
Ball chips.
And I go for the sky.
When I could have just been further back and just.
So it's adjusting.
So if you see that, you can take a couple of steps.
Yeah, me and you were discussing last time
how it looks like from their perspective, right?
And how it just came over here, right?
And I just go up a little bit, not too much.
His angle goes way harder for him.
Yeah, so I said before,
I'm gonna be on the middle.
So if he's got the full there,
I'm gonna be in the middle.
Okay.
Okay, realistically,
I'm trying to like sponge
as much of a pressure as I can again.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, I'm just in general.
Defenders or they failed, right?
And some guys like over that the curve, right?
Right there, is then, realistically, do I stay back?
Do I go all the way or do I just rush him?
No, it depends, if he's still got the ball at his feet,
then we'll stay, but we just don't want to be on the line.
So anything you can do, like, so if he's in there,
I'd probably be just in there.
You don't want to go to the white line, it's too far.
Yeah.
And I mean, they're not going to think it over,
but they should do.
So I think if you work on,
Imagine, like a little art, something coming round, a couple of yards, and it's the same, during a game, if you can start, the balls at the end, you can start out here, and in penalty spot, you've got more chance of getting the ball first, but it's controlled, they've got the ball, don't worry about it.
So knock it mild when you think, I can get here.
Really don't get it.
And you can have a skier from here but you can kick it off the pitch.
I can tell you've been trying it anyway.
It's been more fun than last year.
Yeah, I thought I was saying.
I think compared to year one, year two, I was better at going at the ball, right?
I just wanted to be scared of the ball.
I'm not usually scared of stuff, but I've been more scared of the ball.
I'm trying to work on a mental strategy on how to be less scared.
Well, you've got my hands.
Yeah, what about face though?
You're getting the face.
Any part of your body that the boy is in is the face.
Scott Sterling, I get it.
Your hands are going to be there, so even if you pinch in the face, you're going to take a sting out of it.
Oh, that's a good one.
You hurt your wrist last week, didn't you?
It's um, I think it's like some old injury or I have to just not fall like this a billion times just
Oh, yeah, oh
Absolutely
Even if I have just something that can feel on my limb whatever it'll be in confidence
This is what I had from three years ago and I forgot to bring him up.
Do you know what size they are?
Nope, this is large probably.
So I'll ask the Adidas.
What about those though?
I don't know, I don't think it was, what I mean is, are these viable?
Like, oh those are softer.
Yeah, they've got nothing in there.
Do they have like the oven mittens or whatever?
Like that, but with the finger save on them?
Does that exist?
No, they've got, so they're Adidas.
They only do one pair now of gloves for these in, but I'll ask the other guys to see if they can get some for tomorrow.
If they can't, just make sure you see what they've got.
I'll give myself rather like a mummy.
Yeah, get a piece out of these as well.
Just enjoy it.
If you want to fight, just tell me and I'll step in for you for a minute.
I'll just only do two or three for the other time.
I'm good. Thank you. If you can bring another one, I'll give you another one please.
What's that saying? Are they being critical? I'm trying my best, yo. I'm trying my best,
you know. I'm actually trying to be receptive to it. I need to add it to my playbook, yo.
I'm not kidding, the main part, and I'm not trying to be a bitch-ass,
not get even close to injured, because on both years I went too hard on the stuff,
and I swear I had impact, impact injured everywhere,
and I was scared of falling.
See what they're like, I can definitely get to the ball, it didn't look like much,
but it actually feels good.
If I can get into that mindset, bang, bang, or brick wall in that muscle.
Over here?
I'll wait.
Do I look like an idiot?
with the hair band you look like a pro
really?
yeah
because without that like
bro I'm telling you like it changes
it doesn't sound like much but
when you have hair in your face like it changes everything
like it changes the way you move like actually
it's why I need to cut my hair like down the shore bro
I tried like see alright it's all good
I had a little bit of a leg debuff today
but I'm gonna get the physio to fucking
BANG
fucking ROYS
SNOOP
BOOM
the fucking kind, you know what I mean?
You got a clogged canoe, I don't know if we're not using
the rope.
Yeah, real shit.
Now I need to get juiced.
Cause when my leg is still sore from yesterday,
but I feel like two days, two days,
if you were kind of sore on the first day,
it should be fine.
I'm not like sore, like deathly sore.
I'm a lock in here.
Just give my boys some confidence.
At the keeper, I can't block the ball.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, disclaimer, guys.
There's no hot water to impress, so don't try to kill me.
We can increase the power, but start slow, man.
Not too slow, but they're gonna kill me.
I'm dead.
Oh, son, I'm actually just dead.
I shouldn't have said that.
GG.
That's all good.
This guy looks like he wants to kill me.
Come on, bro.
Hands up.
Hands up.
Okay.
This.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang, bang.
It's done as before, we do it again.
Yo, that, that dot is way too fat. Like, no way this is a real penalty shot, right?
That's scary.
Jesus.
I'm fucking myself like a fucking maniac. So good.
I'm going to be honest with you, underdogs, I think this year underdogs, for sure.
Guy with the hair bun.
Is Chris and Di over here?
I want a team?
kick a mean shot. Yeah Chris MD for sure. Nico can kick a shot but sometimes
nice accuracy. I'm about to do the other dogs. Jinxie, Marlon and Toby's more
active and powerful which I think which I like but yeah those guys because I
mean they kick a they kick a mean shot. I'm gonna mess with you. If I was
sketch I know you won't be scared because it's not like me but I'd be a little bit
scared like they kick a shot. Alright. My dots here. Boom. Come on. Fall on the soft
side. Bang. Yep. Yep. Yo, yo, yo. Start, start mellow. Oh man, another thing.
Fuck, buck him in fast, Loki.
Fuck, I was a little bit scared, I was a little bit scared, I was a little bit scared,
Fuck, I was a little bit scared, I was a little bit scared, it all hit!
Come on, Barry!
Let's go, Barry!
One.
Come on.
Oh
Yo, yo, where where would you try to hit the ball just find out you see left or right left or right?
You know what, the motion was right, I actually got scared.
Oh my god.
Ten and ball.
That was close.
I don't know
oh my god nice fuck
Oh fuck!
I'm going to go on it.
Damn, too high.
Oh
Come on.
Oh, I could have gone for that.
Fuck man scared for no reason
Thanks one of those legs though
Man think a bitch no reason
One more!
That's me, that's me, that's me, that's me, fuck man, where's the golden man, yo, golden
I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna.
No!
We're doing a swap!
I'm gonna.
I need to watch a little bit, watch the film.
That's the behind.
Thank you.
Let me go walk into the...
Can we see it like over here?
We can watch and discuss.
Wait.
Where ever the mic at?
I got it, I got it.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm afraid of the ball. It's a good tip I'll be afraid but I know yeah
Yeah, it's a work in progress.
I think my body can breathe, I can breathe it.
Can you get an angle where you can see the shots at the same time?
Yeah, yeah.
So Jake gets something to watch.
By the way, I'm not like, like, exhausted or like...
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll watch.
Can you give it a bit?
Yeah.
I'll show you a naked couple of steps.
Okay.
If one of the coaches takes a touch and then they're going to shoot, so I'm going to cross it to you once I've crossed it.
So we're going to go straight, play it in, take a touch with it, and just do it.
I'll just step on it.
Hey, just all good!
All good, all good!
Come on, let me do it!
All good, ready?
I'm gonna switch to shotgun mode
I'll use the Gapture
Thank you
Am I rocking or rocking?
Yeah, so as soon as you play the boss, you'll be all in your mouth
All in your stomach
This is like calm looking
I'm gonna end it, end it, end it
I'm gonna put it in the same way
Right, right, let's go this side
What was that?
I'm talking
Right
Yeah.
Wow, that's nice.
I got you I got you where you want it are you ready
Guys, they're not ready. Play this side. They're not ready.
Play.
Come on. What do you want?
Get the hell out. Get the hell out.
That's like a trap, trap, trap.
Now, son of a...
Get ready.
Get ready.
Come on.
CHEERING
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
OK, let's go.
Let's go again.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on.
OK, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Someone got to go get that bubbly.
Oh
You're not saving those at the go-in.
Yep.
Oh, I mean I could drive like.
You looking alright?
What happened?
Is that a volleyball?
Is that a volleyball?
Did we get the mic back?
No no no, the other one.
You're all good.
Yeah, I'm in it.
Alright, we'll go back to the wireless mic.
I can't do this.
Ha ha ha!
Yes!
Drop down!
That's good.
You can make it.
You'll have any new pets too.
You can make me lose.
You can make me...
You can make me lose.
You can make me lose.
You can make me lose.
You can make me lose.
You can make me lose.
Did you see that thing?
Oh, three of them right there.
Huh?
I left them behind.
I'm not gonna be coming back.
What?
All right, will you?
Ha, ha, ha.
Thanks for the ride.
Really?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Yeah, I'm a little bit of a spades.
I'm not a little beginning, right or left.
I'm just walking.
Yep.
Yeah, nobody can kick.
Yeah, yeah, I can kick.
Hold on.
Yeah, can you feel the wires moving in my leg, okay?
Today I did a full session
I'm thinking better like I got ready as in like ready as the player
Crossbar challenge
Yo, can I get out wide one more time?
That's right.
Cross-buff, cross-buff.
You all good, bro?
Yeah, the point, yeah, of course.
The point is to hit the top bar, right?
Yeah, you have to hit the top bar.
It can kick it.
It doesn't have to, like, bounce back.
Okay.
Come on, I want to try that.
See him in the rear, yeah?
I can do it in first try.
Watch this.
You need one more.
Every fucking last time.
It's getting chilly.
Oh, they don't believe me.
Me.
I'm taking it.
Not bad, Digi.
That was good, though.
Can I try it?
Yeah.
Can I try it?
Let's go!
Oh wait, I got the crossbow at the top!
Oh my god, I've got the crossbow at the bottom!
Oh my god, I'll go after them.
It's accurate, it's just amazing class and power.
Wait, not bad.
How do you get the lift off the ground though?
How though?
With your leg, buddy.
With your leg.
Okay.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
That's nice.
Nice, what the fudge?
She wanted a bit of me.
It looked off the ground.
If I try...
Oh, not bad!
And cook them.
Oh, hold on!
Alright, he's cooking.
No, almost!
But that's some power though!
I told you he's underdog, he's cooking actually, hold on.
That was nice.
I don't know how to do that.
We're trying to go!
We're trying to go!
Want a bat?
Oh!
Have you got a yeti? Have you got a yeti?
The other day I got a kick in.
I'm going to get a smash on the wall.
Now do it.
Oh, f***!
Alright guys, just a little bit of mind, maybe just take one step, leave a bunch of them
and then just clip it out.
Don't go overheating someone.
He's played the foot.
Ohhhh!
Hold on.
Without any of it, is that him?
Nice!
Come on, DG!
Watch out!
Let's go DG!
Hit that, hit that, hit that!
We need it!
Come on!
Go DG!
Here we go, here we go!
Wow, nice!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, where should I go?
Where should I go?
Yeah.
Easy.
Hold the aura.
So basically, what you got to do?
I gave it the front of my foot.
Okay.
So no kills.
Nice though.
You've got to try and hit it like that, when you kick it.
Here?
Yeah.
Oh, you left it on there, so hit it.
If you lean back a little bit, it goes up.
If you need to pull over the ball, it's going to go down.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yes, you got it?
Yes, you got it.
I know.
Let's push it off, right?
Yeah, push that a little bit.
All right, guys.
I'm trying to fix the Starlink issue while filming, give me a second, so the TV doesn't
want to connect to the Starlink for some reason.
I want to have it for later on more in the car and everything, you know.
Start about that.
I'm going, I'm going in.
I got it.
Yeah.
Give me my gloves please. You got my gloves up behind you.
How do you let in two? Two? That's it, I thought I'd get them.
I have the ball on the floor.
I have the ball on the floor.
I forgot to line up.
I should've predicted it. Good.
Commit. Commit. Commit. Commit.
Opposite. Oh, okay.
God, man. You actually got me.
That was super accurate, good job!
Not too hard, not too hard. Come on, run.
I had the angle. I'm starting to get it, though.
Right, right, right, right.
Come on.
Fuck, I can do this with that.
I'm going to die for it next time.
I got this.
Good job.
Fuck.
I am going to die for it next time.
I got this.
Good job.
Fuck.
I am going to die for it next time.
I got this.
Good job.
Fuck.
I'm going for this one.
Damn!
Yeah!
Wow!
Woo!
Did I go in?
Fuck!
It's not a ball.
That was nice.
If I moved first I would have had it moved then jumped.
Okay.
Oh fuck!
Oh, holy fuck!
I'm ready too!
Come on!
Damn!
We will make some tough man.
Tough man.
Tough man.
Tough man.
Tough man.
Tough man.
Nice shot!
I will make double steps now, bro.
You will make my shot.
When we start, it's the best for you.
Let's go, Lada.
Come on, Lator!
That was sick!
I knew it too.
I'll try something different.
Oh, that's because they're so heavy.
Yeah?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I got scared for no reasoner.
What do I do there?
You got this, alright?
Alright.
Don't get in your own way.
Stop this fucking ball.
Okay.
Nice shot though.
What the fuck am I doing?
Oh fuck, nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
nice shadow fuck am I doing yeah let me do two more I'll try it again
he's gonna go last this time wow Jesus that was good
Come on!
Come on!
I had to read two!
That's right. I had to read too man, fuck.
Come on.
Danny tricked me.
Fuck.
I need to save that now.
Ok, that's better.
Stop that, I got you
Stop that, I got you
Stop that, I got you
Stop that
Okay, I'm better
Woo hoo!
Oh!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Thank you.
All right, ready, probably two.
Punch a fucking ball, punch it.
Trick me.
Give me more!
Oh
Come on.
Where did the ball go?
Jesus Christ, it's a cannonball, I'm glad I didn't stop there.
Wow this is a good shot, it's a nice shot.
Honestly, if I was on the two quarter, I didn't even have it.
That ball was fast as fuck.
Good job guys.
Come on.
I'm not...
I am the reed on you.
You're accurate at that top left side, holy shit.
You know what, so finally my read is like two quarters I think and I'm starting to get
it.
You know what? As they get by this guy for the ball, if I know the side and I'll try, I commit, I'll just go, I'll go.
And then get ready for it.
Yeah, I'd rather get it wrong, I'd get it right, one out of three over there, than never get it right, right?
Now give me the one!
I don't want to stand there.
We can't turn that as out there.
How about this?
Good. You know what?
Lift the ball.
We need to go.
Yeah
Yeah
That bro that was
First yep this fucking guy
OK.
Your Marlin, be nice.
All right.
I'll show you my shoes.
Go.
Go.
Yes.
OK.
Go.
OK.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
All right.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Yeah. You know what though? I need to just get used to it. In my mind this was solid,
it's very solid, and then it wasn't. So do I take it more with a better angle?
Okay
I'm happy with that.
You know what, some of the stuff that we talked about in Vegas, it came together.
Good!
Man, he's so good, isn't he?
This British motherfucker.
Yeah, I think.
Okay.
Ah!
What?
Yo, yo.
But you lied to me four times though!
You lied to me four times!
And then he's in my head a little bit.
Yeah, how is so accurate every time bro? You hit like this this part like like 10% of the other every time
Okay
You know what?
At least it gives me a read of like even if I pre-move how far it is like so if I commit to a body
I know it's gonna be there. I
even more
Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now.
You see me?
I'll sit in front and go that way.
So because of how the funding, I'm practicing like a...
My accuracy is like 3 out of 4 now.
Onside, now it's a bit...
You should stop in the ball.
I'm trying to move early to get there.
Otherwise there's a long way to go.
Yeah, because you're going to be looking at the ball, right?
Yeah.
Okay, come on.
I like that.
I like that.
Give me more...
I get less fearful of the ball.
I'm attacking a little bit more.
Come on then!
Left!
Yo, yo, you know what, yo, and that, you know what the guy says?
If you want it to go there, because your right foot is right, be less curved more towards
the ball, not on the outside.
He says that if you come in, if you come in that way, getting there is a lot more
accurate than that.
Curve in and check over there. It's it's gonna fucking fly out. Okay. It's how I'm reading you
Not bad actually!
I'm doing
My read is bad
One is no power. Yeah, don't be scared this ball because it's gonna be so weak. Okay, so let's get it out
It's good though. It's good ball though. It's good ball.
Chad, we're going to go to Milan's heat just for two minutes to reboot the bag so we fix
the Starlink machine. Okay? So we'll be on that camera and we'll be right back. Two
minutes.
Because I don't see our backpack where we left.
I think Jake's looking. Ron, what the fuck? You cannot do that.
He took us all the way.
Yeah.
Why?
Oh, Jake?
Yeah.
Can I grab some questions for you?
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
I'll give this one to you.
He's gonna interview Henry.
That's good.
What up, bro?
Good to see you.
Good to see you, bro.
Give me all the way out here.
What?
All the way out here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
From New York.
Okay, okay.
They gave us unreal access.
Yeah?
All right, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want you to pick up.
Yeah.
All right, what is the secret to Longing bro? I don't know bro. I don't do that play sports. I stream
That's it. That's it. Yeah, okay
You played basketball you played basketball at Mr. Beast five football at the Super Bowl
Worked at the Diamond Gym and now you're playing at the Diamond Charity. Yeah, are you the greatest streamer athlete ever? Oh shit?
Good question. Um, you know what? I
I don't want to be a good Tisco fan, you know, of course, but I feel like I do good at sports. Maybe I'll let the comments side that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you made the 7 days video, was that just an excuse to get on the inside show?
Yeah, it was. It wasn't a day.
So I technically really fooled it in.
Yeah, I know. It all comes full circle.
All comes full circle.
You were right at the end of the day.
Exactly. Yep, yep, yep.
Have you ever been Mog before?
Probably a lot of times, you know, I mean I see a lot of eddies who are being Mog and
stuff like that and you know, that's just life, you know, it's always going to be one
above you, you know, so yeah, definitely, yeah.
What stats are you putting up in the Simon chair?
Here's some balls, so we can tell you a test, I want a little bit.
Holy shit
I got fucking trolled
No, the problem is that's never gonna happen. It's gonna be over here that goes like that.
Nice one.
All right, yeah, it's fixed now. We'll do a little styling. Thank you for your patience. Yeah, we're good. Thank you
Oh my god
Wow
He's shoes backwards.
He's shoes backwards.
Very confusing.
Like I managed to get in.
Like if you look at his footing, like now it's good though.
That was good though, because tomorrow I know you should be backwards.
Like every shot was complete backwards.
So maybe I could stay more neutral than I stay soft.
Okay, stop.
You look exhausted.
You look tired.
Can I get a ball?
I could write a book to myself on how they play, because the guy on my team, I don't
I don't know if he's on my team, but he is good enough to do the fake read thing.
What's up?
Whoa!
Guys, listen.
Some of these guys can add a slant accuracy on my read, like 80%.
But Ron is like, accuracy is 0%.
I haven't read him once properly because he shoots backwards, so now I know.
You will shoot opposite, you will shoot opposite, okay.
Can I get some balls?
Come on, bro, come on, kick it.
Wait, bro, I'm sorry.
I will kick you.
Yeah.
Alright, whatever. I can do it.
It bounced off the roof.
Still didn't get it on the floor.
No way.
Come on, come on.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
lesson I mean
I need somebody that's gonna kick the ball a little bit I'm not trying to get
injured but I'm trying to get like stop some balls and do confidence a little bit
at the end there I was kind of sure I feel it I could feel it like I can
kind of feel it right half more like running power I'm less scared of the
ball. You know what I mean? When the blood's flowing or whatever, I'm not scared of it.
When I'm cold, I'm scared as fuck. Let's get some eggs. Bro, look at that. Bro, this
bro, this is a New Age streaming. Look at that. This is a Ball!
Oh
Back in my days we had fucking one camera in there, but I've got 30 people
What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how fucking wide you are
Watch this
I said to him
He's not
He was too far, no, I'm not interested
So now every time we play days
I always messes up
What is it called?
This.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Falken.
Say it again.
Falken.
No.
What is it called?
What is the first thing you do?
Come on. Say it.
What did I say?
What did I say?
What is it?
Yeah, that's it.
It's still.
Come here, come here.
Put your hands in there.
Put your hands in there.
Put your hands in there though.
Put your hands in there.
Put your hands in there.
Put your hands in there.
Do that, see what happens.
I got lawyers, you got money.
I'd love to meet you there.
I got hands.
So how do you feel about me?
I was supposed to do boxing.
You know what I'm saying?
I read you, I got a book.
I read you, I got a book.
I read you, I got a book.
Watch this.
What the hell?
Badass.
Yo, that's fucking harassment?
Yeah!
I don't know if we can run.
Why's your face so red?
I'm just playing goalie for 90 minutes.
This is pale as shit.
It's because he looks like he's...
I prefer... No, GC, GC, GC.
GC, I prefer lemonade.
I prefer lemonade.
Who did that?
You.
I thought it was only for the offensive.
Should we tell Ron that we are planning?
Oh, no
Do emo emo
Any moe reference
You did it I just did that so you did it I just did that we did it. Is it
Just did that you're cheating
That guy's a fucking dirty champ.
Yo, that's not an email.
No.
Yo, your eyes are red, are you okay?
Nah, I cried. I cried a little, yeah.
But I got here.
There's just a beautiful weather.
It's just so beautiful.
Runs.
Sorry, I know you're going live on stream and there's no rules.
I need predictions.
Predictions?
I want to get injured. I want to play more. I want to get injured. It's fun to wear only a little bit.
Is it like if we get it done though? Are we done then? Yo, are we done with the baguettes?
Yes, we are.
Wow.
We can dip one everybody.
Oh wow.
What the heck?
I don't want to do much.
If you want me to stick around and shoot some shots.
Yo, yo, Lacey.
Lacey.
No, I hate that fucking burger.
Bro, why does he answer that call and not Lacey?
I don't get it.
I got Rosie.
I got Rosie.
What now?
Lacey, kick some balls, I mean.
I'm a jerk, come on.
Can you kick some balls?
Really? Yeah.
He just called you Big Burger.
Wait a minute, I said, like, five times!
Here's my smaller!
Big Burger!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Like, it locks in!
You're my fucking cat!
Are you gonna go?
I was using your fingers to be shot.
Yeah go for it.
Yeah, go ahead.
You're doing a little bit closer.
Thank you.
Are you sure?
Are you ready?
Having a touch, you can do it again.
I mean don't...
Take a touch like this.
You ready?
Touch.
Touch.
Go.
That's a shame.
Okay, that's good.
That's good, that's good.
That's your first touch.
That's not just bad.
At the minute, let's go receive the ball.
Okay, so first touch, should I hit one of these?
Oops, no, but it should come to you.
Got it, got it, got it.
Let me show him how to do it.
No, hey, brother.
No, no, no.
See that there?
No, no, yeah, but I've set myself, because I'm going to cut across him.
I'm back.
You're lucky I came.
I would fucking punch you.
Punch you! Bang!
Now I'm practicing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yeah!
Okay, defeat, defeat, okay?
30 minutes and 30 minutes!
What is going on here?
Holy shit! Action Iso!
Fuck. Okay.
I
You know what though? I had to read though.
Thank you.
I'm trying to read it slowly.
Damn, I had to read that, didn't go for it.
That was good though this evening as fuck.
Apparently it's sort of AWP.
Really?
Apparently.
He's losing bro of your brother away.
Don't kill me!
If you go faster, I'm touching you.
Okay.
Come on!
Wow!
I don't want to go for it!
Nice shot!
Fuck!
All right two more
Two more, two more, two more.
You need backup?
Ah, what a shot.
The hell's nice. He shoots for first as well. Confusing.
Two more, two more!
No, I'm sorry!
No, you're good. It's just a filter.
3D. It's a variable ND end, that's the GF filter.
The GF filter.
All right, last shot, go ahead.
We're done!
Damn!
Wow!
Fuck, we're good again.
We take a chance.
Right?
Thank you guys! Thank you!
Thank you guys.
That was nice.
See you soon.
See you later.
See you later.
I should have a few laps, Loki, but I'll do all that later, I'll go for a run.
It feels good to be warmed up, like, and not be fucking thrown till I have, like, I can
run and kick the ball now and not be exiled.
Okay, I'm gonna join the others.
Maybe the head is up.
Maybe I can do something later.
I think I could go down there.
It's nice out now for a UK day.
I feel good holy shit second new person low key I think I'm gonna be good I feel a lot
better than I felt like I did a year's I'm ready to block some fucking balls it didn't
I don't look like much, but some of these balls, like, dude, like,
I imagine myself doing the exact move that I want to do it.
I don't think it blocks it either, like, it's so good.
So, what?
You're gonna do great out there.
Thank you, you too, man.
I still like it.
I still like it, man.
Is that your role?
You join?
Yeah.
You want to go out?
We should go and do a little IRL skit, okay?
So harassing people in, oh, my type of fucking stream.
Yo, brother, you're like a master of that.
I'm gonna tell you, like, I've been studying that for years.
Should we go check out what type of drinks they got over here?
Yo, what about, yo, what about um...
Adderdandy?
What's the Adderdandy?
Ha ha ha!
He never gets old.
Bro, what does he laugh at?
It's just so lame.
It's because it doesn't get old, bro.
It's like smelling addict.
Do you know how to spell addict?
How do you spell addict?
Try smelling it, here we go.
Uh, TTI.
I don't get it.
Go ahead and try it.
Huh?
A?
TTIC.
You see my titties.
Yo, this is good.
Oh!
All right, let's see what we got.
Are we supposed to be drinking this?
Is that any good by the way?
Welcome to...
Chocolate fudge protein bar in rich.
Jeff.
This doesn't...
They're all like half empty.
Is that any good?
Yeah, I need a drink.
Yeah, I need a drink.
These taste like cum, Chad.
What?
How do you know what cum tastes like?
Oh, come on, you know.
Wait, are you supposed to just drink this?
What is this?
What if we go out and we rent some bikes and we go biking in London, brother?
I don't care.
We should do it without security though.
So we can do a stream where we both...
Oh, here we go.
With Bobby Armour.
First one to get shanked.
No.
First one to get robbed.
Like a jump.
Close.
Put on a Rolex.
See who dies first.
Ah, that's the one.
So I was going to do...
What's both wear and Rolex?
Let's see.
First one to lose their rest.
It's a bang.
well I know I did it
ah true
I'm thirsty
is this water? what is this?
what is this?
is that one bitch?
don't do it on my face
what do you want?
it's like coma
it's water dude, yes it's water
what is this sidebar?
is this water?
what the fuck are you doing?
is it water?
Try that.
55 chocolate.
But is that accordion?
Yeah.
I bought my mom that.
But the bigger one?
My mom diamonds.
That's cool right?
But sure.
Stop it.
I need to get a drink bro.
Stop it.
Where were the-
Ooh, free massages.
Let's do biking.
Fucking bitch.
I'm wherever.
Well, it's soy.
How will we do that?
If we take rent bikes,
I ran bikes later than I did years ago
Just one hand filming, one hand cycling
You went and massaged me?
Dude, you know this is like the best shit you can do
What?
Can I ask?
What does that do?
Does that help with recovery?
Are you fucking hungry?
Yo, I'm asking you a real question
He's a pro
You're a fucking bitch
So what does that do?
You're just going to do the list of the robots.
I don't need like a crazy one.
Mechanically, what does it do?
What does it do?
Put it in front of the wagon and all that.
What do you think of T-Shirt?
Okay.
And will that help her for tomorrow?
Oh my God, Q.
No, Joe, this is crazy.
Okay, okay, he's actually brick.
This is so weird.
I am.
It feels good.
Have you ever got a massage?
Josh, should I get that as well?
Oh my.
Q.
I'm telling you this is like especially if they give it out for free you should just do it.
Okay I'll tell you that.
But your bones might explode.
Really?
You're like that Indian tiktok.
Here's- AHHHHH!
Here's another more.
Here's another more.
It's like some Indian massage place.
And the guy's like, boom!
There's a- AHHHHH!
And he's like fucking pressing into the muscles crazy.
Shut the fuck up. Oh my god, bro
Do you actually not drink water?
Very rarely
I'm getting to that. I'm getting to that. You're getting into your third. I'm flying away. Maybe I put some
Put some taste in it like some powder
What's a powder
We were good.
Was it?
Yeah.
How does he break it?
Where does he go?
What?
You're talking.
I'm listening.
I know.
Why do you keep looking at my penis?
Put it some powder in it.
Bro, you're holding your little penis or whatever.
I thought it was little.
So why are you holding it though?
Because I don't want the chat to look at my little penis.
It's kind of a crazy angle.
How much money did you make off your Fortnite card?
Do an overrun dog if you won't guess.
Oh, easily over 10 million.
Because I know how much Ninja told me he was going to give me.
I'm not going to give you a discount.
I'm not going to give you a discount.
I'm not going to give you a discount.
Oh easy over 10 over 10 million
Cuz I know how much Ninja told me he made he said he made four million a month at one point. Yeah, that was I don't know when he did that
Um, it's it is
What currency be talking about doesn't matter
Over 10 million
Really why would you know like just yeah, I know like that doesn't matter
No, but they YouTube demonetization so it was like that money on YouTube make though. I was real bad
So when everyone else was getting like, you know six dollars per million five thousand views I'll get like 20 cents and shit
I used to say naughty words not slurs or anything
You straight as a slower guy look me. Oh like it depends on camera off camera. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah
Well, actually, sure.
Because, listen, I've heard people that don't say them, right?
And they hang out with Ron as well.
So I have both ends of spectrum.
I don't think you match up with what he did.
Yeah, I mean, like, there's different types of slows.
Like, there's a tealist.
Oh, there's a tealist.
Why would you put S tier?
Go ahead, Q-star to start.
S tier.
S tier, we have, obviously, then.
I didn't quite get that one.
We know what's done.
A tier is a few, though.
I think the A tier is more furnished than the S tier.
You want me to mute so you can go for the S tier?
There's some birds in here.
I'm just going to put it on.
I've never slurred off stream, ever.
Congratulations, bro.
I can't relate.
That's really impressive.
Can't relate, bro.
They find my H1Z1 files for when I was 12.
It's over.
Run, run, run.
You ain't funny.
That's classic.
Ooh, I get some kind of funny.
What is that?
Secuna.
Oh.
I'm a little expeous, I don't care,
I don't know never been to school.
Thank you, well done.
That felt great.
You wanna do it?
Yeah, how does the string go through?
Ah, it felt good.
I felt good.
I was just tired of it frying.
Yeah, yeah, hey.
Can we talk more?
Yeah, please.
I took that.
It's a bit, but it's a bit.
Oh, should I take it off my beds?
Yeah, yeah, take it off my bed.
Um...
Well, I just, anything that I could do,
really, but like.
Just want some more.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I know people who want some more.
God is on the cherry hill special
It's when you go in they just fucking wipe you clean. I'm sorry
I
The Jackie made fun of me bro my brand I saw you made fun of my brand, bro
It's my clothing brand my friend Ray. How do you go by wearing that shit?
I'm alive, bro.
Is there a counter?
Ah!
Oh yeah, you're not going to do good with this guy.
I'll bring it on. Don't do that.
You're probably tight as-
Be honest, during your GTA days,
when you weren't showering,
how much cheese was out there at one point?
Well, at one point,
we needed instruments to kind of wedge it out of there,
you know what I'm saying?
Yo, I need to calm down.
What is wrong with this guy?
I'm telling you it feels good to the point where you start getting horny.
Stop that.
I swear.
No!
I got horny when you first broke it.
Well, it's...
Why is that in front of him though?
Well, I mean I'm so uncomfortable.
Yeah, I mean I'm good.
I mean I'm good.
I mean I'm good.
Do it, do it, do it!
The telescope!
Go to the...
Here?
I mean, it could get...
The Elon Telescope.
The Starlink?
Yeah.
Here?
I mean, it could get you long telescope.
Starlink?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's really massive power right now.
Are you dead?
This is my squad, yo.
Bro, let's go buy some bikes downtown, actually.
I'm free.
Yo, chat, chat.
You know this is a classic run.
Yep.
No, we'll do that.
What days are you here for?
Are you leaving the day at the side of the tower?
Um...
I'm here for like five days.
Wait, really? How long were you here for?
It depends if we do the other stuff we planned and other friendships.
Yeah, did they actually want to?
We need to go on the France.
Down it seems like.
Let's go to France.
Want to go to France?
Let's go to the Eiffel Tower and then play the Kanye song.
We can see where in Paris.
Yeah, but what would be the replacement word though?
Uh, rules.
How long would we get Poki to say instead?
Are you beef with her?
You are beef with her.
Bro, I'm just kidding.
You're going beef with Poki, man?
Brother, brother. I said something unreasonable on Twitter.
Which ended up being correct, but it was also it was right before during after hey, I'm the bad guy
What are you hurt? No, I'm making sure I'm not hurt
Yo, I bet we get some bikes if we go downtown and ride bikes down now
That is right rent out on the street. You scan them. Yeah, and you write them around and we go one then we bike around
I said, what if we run around London until one of us gets our wrists slid off and we all wear a mask?
There's also a pretty cool skate park in London.
No, not so much as you scream.
No, do your hamstrings first, don't keep.
I want to see you in pain.
Are you covering that little pecker?
Don't try that, don't try that.
Easy, Gio, easy, loosen up for her.
Actually not wrong though, yeah, but
Who's doing on the other hand?
Really?
You want a happy ending too?
Yo, yo, that's a Nina, Nina Moento.
Yo!
I just got Nina.
Yo!
So, seriously, Q?
Did you feel good about that one break that Bradley Parton did?
Well, I just...
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Why are all your ideas always so diabolical and stupid?
Let's get going now then.
Also, also, also.
I came up with...
I came up with...
I have a good segment.
Let's go bike and make content.
Now.
Let's go eat food and stay in the car and stay in the car.
Like so fucking annoying.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah!
Is he?
I know X-Rod massage is really hard, I know. He does it hard.
But look, ready right on the chest?
My bones, my bones, my bones!
Wait, are you seizing?
Ow!
Look, I do soft massages.
See that?
You know that, you know this one is if you're having a seizure.
It can wake you up.
Stop it!
I'm trying to hurt you for tomorrow.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're talking about a bike, you do, I know that one.
Right?
You see, it's Ron.
Yo, Ron, we can do like a tourist ride.
We're like, we find like the palace, right?
And then we go to the big bang.
Bang?
We walk down to that.
And then when we bike to Hendo.
See, you're looking around.
It's like, guys, how do we bail out of this?
Everyone having a different angle of view right now.
Let's see how far the big Ben is over here.
Oh, he's probably sitting exact distance.
Oh, it's on the fertile.
Why are you guys touching so much?
You're still touching.
Oh, three hours.
Oh, thank you for being in.
Two water, dude.
Oh, Tony, I was thinking about that.
Oh, my fault.
Thank you.
I was 15.
Bro, I cannot believe that you guys had a big deal out of that.
Well, he was going to force a little bit for real.
I'm sorry, my own charity you'll find some drama real quick. Okay, do it take us like yours, but not like
Honestly dude, I think she was only enough money
Yeah, please honestly bro like
I'm on dials, please.
No, I'm on.
Oh, you wanna come over here?
I can massage you.
That ass is fucking tiny, Brett.
I don't think I can take that.
I'm actually gonna take it, okay?
That's fine.
You are kinda taking it.
He looks like he's taking it, you know?
Just leave it there.
His face is accepting it.
Like he's gonna take it.
No, no, no.
I'm walking up to the stream and no one to deal with it.
All you do is take it.
That's Bradley Martin.
Yeah, that's you.
That was a good one.
That wasn't it.
Yeah, I got all the faceboys.
All I'm missing is PBM.
Where's PBM at?
Probably crashing the party.
What's that?
He's crashing.
He's crashing.
Crazy shit.
What?
He's crashing the party.
I don't know what that means.
He's crashing the party.
He's crashing the party?
Hey, don't worry about it.
He's cooking.
He's going crazy, man.
You're in such a vulnerable position.
Yeah, you're vulnerable for what?
For some fling of widows like you guys.
Ew, that's scary.
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
It's so cringy.
When I'm kidding, we can really just...
No, no, no.
I cannot wait till you guys get fucking exposed by the Google Docs low key.
No.
I know what I'm doing.
I know what you guys are doing.
No, I'm not.
No, no, no.
I know what you're doing.
I know what you guys are doing.
Hey, just come and sue me.
All I gotta do is find the victims.
Oh, no.
What is the victim?
Who would have been the victim?
I don't know.
No, answer it.
No, answer it.
One second. Yeah, I got cheated. Yeah, but well from we have victims of Riz
Yo true
Yo, yo, okay beyond the beyond the beyond what is more guilty if you choose to somebody but is it is it
Vita see or
Or click us see
Tossy sounds like
Imagine you're in a discord like oh, yeah, but what if you fuck a real client?
I ate some like fucking bullshit fiber thing man. It's like it's like only wheat and corn
I don't want to do that long this is this is like hey where's everyone going?
If the snack is over?
It might be over.
It might be a dog.
What's a dog?
Nothing much.
You guys really laugh at that. I like that.
It doesn't get old does it?
How old are you?
30.
30 teens?
Jesus fucking Christ.
30 teens?
Hey, bro, be nice to the tycoon. He's only 30-14 years old.
Yo!
Ahhhh!
He's a young 30-14 year old.
Wait, he's a little ticking his time.
You need to take him sometime off to work on himself.
Yeah, bro.
His girl had more of a comment than him.
What does that mean? Oh, yeah, true.
I mean...
Wait, so we've done for a long time?
No, wait, I got a contract with the police.
We're at 7 now, huh?
Where? Downtown?
In the house, bro.
So no biking. Oh I gotta get a Tik Tok game. Biking?
Let's go play more. There's bikes right here.
Back there they have a bunch of specialized bikes.
Really? And trails. Yo!
Yo! Thank you very much by the way.
Here you go. Thank you. That'll help with the model shortly, right?
Uuugh!
Yo, hey, how about it? How about this?
They have a golf here and bike trails. We do both.
I take a kick deal and we go gamble in the Bahamas, me and you.
And you're so fucking lame. I feel bad for your viewers, man.
They'll never get some actual content. They'll only get your fucking dumb ass on the stream.
Doing the same fucking five jokes. Eating the same five food.
Paying the same five cars. Hanging up with the same five bitches.
Fuck you!
Whoa, whoa, action gear.
You shut the fuck up!
He just called me a baboon!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He just called me a baboon!
Yeah, but what do you mean by that though?
I don't know, he's called me a baboon so I called him a bag.
I don't know what it means.
No!
Fuck off!
How does he make it worse like time for time to act?
I'm gonna spend them for all of you.
What about if I had like your backpack on with a camera?
We have a wireless transmitter you could wear with a GoPro test mount.
Nice one!
Hey, that'd be kind of fun though. It could be.
Could be also dog shit.
Better than nothing.
I have Wi-Fi here, brother.
Oh, my fucking face!
Oh, my fucking face!
No!
I think he was crazy.
He won't be able to trick me or more like that.
Hold on, hold on.
No whistle.
He doesn't matter.
Well, we can drop.
Guys, guys, guys.
Greg lives far.
If Greg is watching, he wants to pull up.
He should pull up right now.
Like, Greg, you would have to come in like now.
Let me check my discard real quick.
I thought we could, but I didn't think he actually would go for it because it's
far away.
Like in and out but go to do it. We should do it absolutely. Oh
My god, man, I feel better. I think I'm an athlete
Great, let me know if you want to do that
I said nah.
PISS OFF!
Who, who, who?
Who's been here since?
I'm sorry.
Well, I see two words.
They don't have to come here as well.
Fuck's sake.
Cannonball.
Don't want to sign my message.
She is.
Yeah, yeah, but that'd be after, right?
Like, yeah, because if the bikes are here,
I can go into a trail right here
and then the dinner, you know what I mean?
Don't worry, we'll go to the dinner
So we'll do here and dinner, we got two hours, right?
I'm not gonna fuck around dude, this is nothing like you
Bro, there's gonna be an activity we can do
There's a gulf and there's a trail
which is really fun
No, no, I'm kidding
Can I get everyone over here please
just for two seconds
I promise, I promise.
Two seconds, I promise.
Alright, cool.
Who's on this side?
JJ.
Yeah.
Yo, nightmare!
Nightmare, come here!
I'm on this side.
Sad on this side.
Or like this, like this.
Stand like this.
That's the nightmare.
This side.
So, face it, face the other team, so it's done, but can I come spend it in here?
One, two, three, we got four reds.
That's too bright.
You know, Ron, it has to be the top most annoying fucker I've ever been in in my life.
Shut up!
Yo, where's Mike?
Oh, you're sweating so much.
He's playing soccer.
What the fuck is this?
It's football, it's football, mate.
I knew you were going to say that.
Mate, mate, mate.
Maybe get it right next time with football, mate.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Wait, did you see these?
Hey!
Hey!
What are you doing here?
Oh!
Oh, man!
But at least it's simple.
No.
I'm going to film this.
I'm going to hang on my phone too.
I'm doing this again.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, please.
You got someone.
Come on, guys.
You can't do that.
Why would you call him that?
So guys, basically...
I'm going to start here.
I'm going to go past you, just take a step forward into your opponent.
And it's a face-off.
What is that cool you've ever had before?
Don't moan.
What makes you laugh?
Oh, wait, change.
Can you not count?
Yeah, so, I'm gonna start here.
I'm gonna start here.
Let's do it!
Alright, let's do it!
Alright, cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
You're doing good.
Alright, one take wonder, one take wonder.
Come on.
Alright, settle.
Shit.
See?
No, it's for stable or not.
Alright, I need to tell the back guys, alright?
I'm filming this one, yeah?
Alright, what should we do?
As soon as I step onto it, we're gonna get to you.
All right, three, two, one, move.
Isn't that bad?
Beautiful.
Yes!
Woo!
I can't do it.
I caught it though.
It's a success.
That's it, that's it.
No, I can't do that.
I want to go biking!
Let's go!
Yo, yo, yo!
You want to go biking?
Where?
Where?
Oh, shit.
Why?
Because he said he knows some bikes we could use.
Yo, Griff!
Give me a phone, dick.
Give me a shit.
Hey!
I'm just kidding. I'm not an asshole like that.
But maybe the bikes were like tourist bikes, they weren't like their bikes, you know what I mean?
Cause everybody's gonna be like lazy, nobody's gonna do anything.
I have some energy, I'm ready to go.
I'm just gonna start, you know what I mean?
I need that.
Oh, you have me gloves?
No, I don't.
I'll get him.
You need to change your shoes because we're gonna clean the entrance tomorrow.
Oh, my fucking legs!
I'm not too sore, just enough.
One second ago, I'm gonna go back here now.
Oh, Alex!
Ah, I should try sitting down, you feel it.
You have to give them back, so they can wash them.
I need a size up.
Yeah, so if you go over there,
they've got back boots, back to your names already on me.
You're the lad, we're going to the Wembley Hall.
Excuse me? I know filming a movie.
Ali?
Now what I'm gonna do?
Oh.
We're going, we're gonna leave tomorrow.
We will play on the main stage.
In front of 7,000 million people.
What other amenities is there here that we could do?
But they have everything here, like they have everything.
Here's some archery, here's some horseback riding.
I think your brother is getting some food, so if you wanna go London you can eat it on the way there.
Oh my God!
I think I broke them.
Bro.
Welcome to the bag.
Thank you.
Thanks, PC-Bab.
Thank you.
Dude, what is going on?
I actually broke them.
Alright, it's fixed.
Ugh.
I actually broke them
Alright, it's fixed
Alright, let's go, let's go see what we can do
Let's go and see what we can do.
Oh my god! Is that a new Sidemen card?
No, that's the thing. It's just sports cards though.
What cards do you like?
Sidemen cards?
Sidemen cards, yo.
Sidemen cards, that's it.
Yeah, I mean, no, I'll Pokemon.
I have a lot of Pokemon cards, yeah.
You got the base and jungle and fossil, right?
Fossil, jungle, rocket, off-
Any what, see?
Any what?
Like, Wizards of the Coats, that's what the first sets are.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're a little nerd.
Also, I've been trying to get a couple Neo Genesis.
There.
Here's a whole print sheet on his wall, guys.
Yeah.
That's because he thought that's how they came.
Yeah, yeah, I was like, well, how do you get him here?
He's got his juice, the price, I guess.
So what are these? Are these bear?
Not quite rare, no, just random soccer cards,
a couple of cards.
Could you pull like a super ultra in this?
Like a 1-0, like?
Yeah.
Really?
Yes, the best of the valuable.
Yes, the best of all the ones.
Whom?
Do you want to be in this video?
I'm not intruding.
It's all good.
It's all good.
What's that?
Well, I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to.
Yeah, go for it.
We're going to do YouTube rules done.
I'm sorry but this is Simon FC. Who can get the best ball?
You can get the best ball.
Oh no no no.
It was just one.
Yeah, you have to have one.
One back it?
One back each?
Yeah.
You have to lose it.
It's my back.
Yeah.
You've got to give it an injury.
Oh, I'll leave it behind in the back.
How many more do you have?
Loads.
Loads.
Somewhere.
Can you swap me out because that was his and it's a bad luck.
What?
Why is it a bad luck?
Because it was yours.
I think it was a bad luck.
It was quick.
Hold on.
No, no, no.
Is your head on the block?
I have to, I have to, I have to.
Oh, wait a second.
Do you want to swap?
I want to swap.
Ooh.
It's even worse than I felt.
Hold hands.
What's that?
It's a leatherglass.
Oh, these are the cool ones.
Sassy ones.
I'm going to hold onto this one.
Oh, you're going to hold onto it?
Yeah, I'm going to.
No, it wasn't.
I'm going to hold this one.
OK.
Sure.
There you go.
Everyone good?
Everyone good?
I've got Mike.
He's going to Mike.
I've got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You good?
Born ready.
Simon FC vs. YouTube All-Star Pac Battle.
Wherever you pack, you keep.
Let's go.
Good luck, bruv.
Good luck, Chazza.
Good luck, man.
Please.
How's your about your cars, excuse me?
I feel like I get a business, if you're lucky.
OK.
It's heavy.
OK.
See what you're going.
I've got all the pressure on me to start.
Right, we've got Sauber's Lie, Kieran-Jewsbury Hall, John McGinn, Lewis Hall, Mark Nodegard.
Oh! Back for Rice to 99!
That's the hard also to beat. That's the hard.
Mate, did he hear that, Prudly?
Yeah. I mean, he's up to the Ballon d'Or.
Yeah, he's up to here.
It's a 99. You could get something like Numbud.
Yeah.
Archie Grey, Cone Doherty.
Phil Foden!
Phil Foden!
Phil Foden, Jack Reales!
Yo, I love Foden!
Yo, I just got a pristine 10-10!
Foden, oh my god!
Yo, if I put a polymer on it, I might cry.
Alright, full polymer, no?
Do you want it to fit the glasses on?
Yeah, give it to the glasses, please mate.
Yeah, give me the glasses, please, mate.
Hey, bring the glasses on.
OK.
So this is going to have any current player in the game?
Yeah.
Yeah, from the Premier League.
Holy.
I think we just jumped 20 years in the future.
OK, come on.
The little flicks are good luck.
I like it.
The flicks are good luck.
I can get behind that.
You guys have been talking about this pack being bad luck
the entire time as well.
This is so funny.
This is not how I usually open those, okay?
Usually I'm pretty skilled, I swear.
Nearly there.
There we go.
Okay, oil up.
Chemsidan Talbi.
Yeah.
Lukas Bergval.
Yeah, go on.
Grenet Zaka.
Zaka.
Yeah, I was actually not that.
Yawau.
Ha ha ha.
Polinha.
Yeah, yawau.
Florian Wirtz.
Oh! Oscar Bob!
Oh my God!
Wait, four and five?
That's pretty good.
I don't know how he does.
Auto potential.
It's a five, bro.
Right now he isn't here with you, but you can do nine.
I don't know.
Ben Bregio.
And, and, and,
Stefanos Zimas and Ryan Cherokee.
He lost his phone to Cherokee.
Yo, yo, all the time I asked you Bob though.
That's actually tight that you know.
Yeah, I bet you win that one.
Wow.
There's only five of those in the world?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Can I keep that one?
Yeah, that's where the pack you get.
Really?
Yeah.
Nice.
Thank you.
That's not, that won't even hurt you guys, it's not too bad.
Hahaha.
But Oscar Bob though.
Oscar Bob, four to five?
Okay.
Four to five.
Kings League, order this isn't.
Champions League.
Manchester City.
Oh, shit.
Manchester City.
Oscar Bob, he's good.
You know him?
Yeah, he's really good.
He's my boy.
He's one of the best players in the world.
Who would you like to pack the most, if you ever opened one of those packs?
Who would you like the most?
If I got him, he would have signed me and I didn't get him.
Yeah, but who do you want the most though?
Probably, probably, like, probably Kusher Fly with the other.
Mmm.
Go for a lot of money there.
I don't know what you got.
I got loads of free Kusher.
Wait, can you what?
Can you swim at the hotel?
Bro, I literally told you.
We could do bike trail streamer or golf streamer.
There's a golf ramp?
I'm down to go golf right now.
Yeah, let's go!
Let's go golf.
Of course, I'm just gonna go.
Yes, you need to stay shut and I don't pull up.
I don't know.
Let's see if Ron wants to go run.
Want to go golfing?
Yeah.
OK, see, when he says yeah, it's anything I do, it's fine.
Wait, are you going right now?
Yeah, why not?
If we show the front now.
You do have time.
You probably could, at least do your line.
You should have tried.
You got to play the best ball.
Yes, look at the best ball.
What was that called?
Make sure we play.
Show the front.
That's ball.
Everybody drives.
You're playing Lacey's ball.
We go with the ball.
That's how far is it.
It's the best way to play.
What's so good about Lacey's ball?
Lacey's ball.
No, Lacey is the ball.
Hey, can y'all hit her down or not?
All right, it was close.
Yeah?
I was like, this one was stupid.
You're a little crazy.
Oh, you're a lucky club.
Ah!
Oh, you tried that a little bit?
I think I could get it.
I did actually, I could get it.
Is that crazy to say?
Don't fuck up your ankle.
Oh.
Oh my god!
I think I'm about to pull some neck muscles.
It's a good opener for real!
Can I put that in my bag?
Can I put that in your bag?
Put it in the small pocket on the upside.
It's fine, it's fine.
It won't go anywhere.
I'm glad you're pranked.
Oh, boy, is that yours?
Yeah, it's because I have an airline flight.
Super, thank you.
Oh, I can't kick something.
You can't, it's just your size.
Here's a five of twigs!
Here's a five of twigs!
Oh, my God.
Cam.
Who do we go talk to?
I think we're gonna get to do also.
Oh, probably the front desk.
Cam.
Sunglasses behind you.
I'm actually out of money.
I'm actually down to go go for it.
Yeah, he said we probably need to go as a fundasks.
So we should go rush there and do that.
Let's do it.
Yeah, no, no, no. We can just run there.
I can run there.
Wait, who wants to come? Let's get a force in.
Who?
I want to go.
Bang, bang.
I've been practicing.
Me too. I have a mean drive.
Do you want me to ask Alex to go and look into the game?
Yo Alex, you can run up front and ask if we can play full man golf.
Yep, I can do that.
Thank you.
Should we go with you or in a car?
Oh yeah, I just need to hear you talk.
Maybe fire.
You want me to bring a car for you?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You want me to pass it?
Oh, where's your stuff?
Oh, sorry, what is that?
What is that?
Chicken.
It's over there.
It's fine.
It's really, really good.
Yo, yo, yo.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good bag.
It's not our bag.
Oh, this is bag, yeah.
And nobody's gonna ever like that.
Are you like, angry, proud, or why?
Should be fire.
That doesn't make any sense to me.
That is...
No, that looks fire.
Oh, bro's going to school.
Yeah, I'm late, actually.
Sidemen's Sides. Actually, it looks kind of hard.
Yeah, of course, right.
Oh, my legs are gone.
Yeah, of course.
Hi guys, here of course.
Thanks.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Thank you mate.
Of course, have a good day.
You're welcome.
Yeah, I got you.
You're welcome.
I got you.
Just a minute.
Those clips are still coming.
Both of them.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Have a good day.
See you.
Let's clip this to come.
Holy.
Thank you.
Come on.
Have a good day.
See you.
Oh, side and ice cream.
I know.
I know.
I know.
What did you do?
Oh my god, that looks insane.
That looks insane.
We're going to have a big time.
We're going to just park our car.
We're going to have a big time.
We're going to have a really big time.
Wow.
Can you die in here?
Can you die in here?
I think you'll have something to say about it.
Do you want it?
No, that's great.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm busy for breakfast.
Yeah, yeah, do you guys have the order or not?
Do you guys have the order or what?
I think now.
I think it'll be good.
You know, you're primarily playing that kind of play.
I just want some tickets.
Don't talk to me.
Oh, right?
Yeah.
Is that for somebody or is that anybody?
This is for everybody.
Okay.
We'll get all of the same thing for you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, sit down.
You go down.
You go down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Barbecue, curry sauce, London jerk, chicken leg.
I've got one wrap, I need to go with each of them.
Thank you very much.
I don't think I'll ever see you sign with each of them.
Thank you.
You can run away.
Is that just chicken?
Yeah.
I'll have to do it later, don't worry about it.
You sure?
Yeah, yeah.
What do you want to talk to you about?
What's the thing?
I'm scared.
OK.
You're probably gonna fill it up anyway if you run a little bit so don't worry.
True.
Then you can eat it.
That's why you're cold.
What?
Fuck the bugger out of here.
Thanks.
Oh my leg.
Are we?
Is it not too shabby?
No.
It's like a picture.
Okay.
Oh my leg, are we?
Is it not too shabby?
Uh-huh.
Take a picture.
Thank you, bro.
Of course.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Excuse me, bro.
Sorry, you go first.
I've got a dope channel.
Can you pick one club for me to use on an entire high?
Wait, a club of what?
So I've got a golf shot here.
I need you to pick one club for me to use on an entire high.
A butter.
A pasta.
Yeah, use a butter.
What's your favorite sport?
Skateboarding.
Skateboarding.
Give me a little skateboarding challenge.
Learn how to do a kickflip.
Learn how to do a kickflip, bro.
If you can do that within a week, you're the goal.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Oh, let's go.
One week.
One week, I've got.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
I think they're just gonna wait there.
Maybe for a different day, but I think London has a pretty dope seat.
Really?
I think so.
Ahhh!
Let me know if I'm wrong.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Let me know if I'm wrong.
This is Tango Orange.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, is this something?
Alex said golf is not possible today.
The rain is closed.
Really?
Really?
Come on, bro.
Why don't they open it up for us?
This doesn't look like I'm 60 years old. Come on, bro.
I love you.
You're the best mercy on my son.
You had so much style.
Oh my god.
I need you to help me.
I'm going to chat.
I'm like, huh?
That was so funny.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Bro.
Look at this badass.
What's up?
This is the bomb.
Help me too.
No, no, no, she said.
You have drama on your title or are you just
making drama?
You guys are broke, so you don't even have to put it on.
That's not how it is.
That's not how it is.
Right?
You start.
You're sorry.
Really?
You're right.
She's real tight-spent on it.
She was like, you guys are broke, but it's all good.
What do you say?
How do you think Saikunah deserved to get canceled?
No.
I think she should be promoted.
What?
Yeah.
You think she should be promoted?
Yeah.
Why is that?
You condone cheating?
You piece of shit?
All those women and v-tubers, he fucking fucked.
Don't wait y'all to talk about this shit again.
We're drama baiting, bro.
Yeah.
What did you think of that?
They were saying that you were his vessel.
They were on like five, six fingers.
Yeah, I mean, it's like a little vessel.
Really?
He was any learning you, the whole time.
No, I'm trying to emulate him.
Or the band, the band, the band!
Yo, yo, wow, yo, that's crazy
You know she still has
Your ex you see tag in her in her channel. Don't ask me how I know
What about your man David? Oh wow
That's not my man
Damn, bro. Fuck him
Fucking
My man's okay. Okay. What about okay? Okay? Yeah, I can go lower. You want to go lower? Let's go lower
That's the lowest loss. Oh my god, bro
To help me
Donald Trump you're just reading it to chat
Oh, oh, talk about poke poke poke loss
Best friend just you saying that is the job really
What do you mean?
You left okay long pokey laws poke
Okay, bro, you're farming and you left moxie. Well, I didn't look like it and you left Jesse, bro
You don't have a passport
My god, you left your family to watch them. No, I didn't asshole by my house
I did.
I did.
I did bro.
How about you get your fucking car back?
About cars.
My entire family, every house a new house.
Still his best friend is rocked him.
What are you?
Was that true?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, Jesse's poke-loss friend?
Yeah.
Oh, and then you dropped poke-loss.
Yo!
What the fuck?
Fuck
And you never gave your brother his car
When you make it the first time the first thing you need to buy it
Can I be for yourself that's between family like the first thing I did was buy my mom and my dad
gambling deal
what do you feel like they suddenly get that money?
not yet
not yet?
not yet
so basically what do you mean?
like that's like retirement money?
do it like 10 minutes, do it like 10 minutes
oh 10 minutes, 10 minutes?
wow
yo I seen Tim spinning slots today
I'm like what the fuck?
they are saying
we should take a bag and change that bill
get right out here
it's such a bad
do you want to get it?
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
Oh, welcome to the podcast.
Thank you, everyone.
I appreciate you having me up.
What is that, bro?
Chicken wrap.
Thank you.
I'll take that one.
No, I'd like that.
That's all right.
Jase.
I was looking at the dog, man.
You're picking too far.
Thank you.
He's got a pest on him, isn't he?
Can I get a water?
He's got a cat as well.
How do you paint that?
Oh.
Hey, man.
Look at this zip.
My mouth is infected.
Hey, hey, hey, see?
That's all fucked.
Welcome to the podcast.
Welcome to the podcast.
Let's play football.
We're drumming for me right now.
No.
You ain't funny.
All right, ready?
You know what's funny is all the swords
point at one guy, right?
Yeah.
And it's what takes a hazard like this.
What's the sword?
Oh, there's a bunch of swords that point at one guy.
Who's the one guy?
It's a meme.
Like, oh yeah.
Like, every player's sword is like, he's a bad guy,
because he's a fake.
Katie's prop office job on the show.
Oh.
Now, what's taking?
Proposals.
What thing do you have that nobody agrees with it?
Um, I mean, I mean, uh...
I think we gotta stop taxing the rich.
Yo!
I feel like the rich need more money.
If you were a billionaire, how long would you be a billionaire?
Not even a day, bro. I'd give all my money away.
One day?
Not even.
Me too, bro. Me too.
You know what happens once you're a billionaire. There's only one thing you have to do.
Buying a bunch of buildings and stuff like that, it's like a rent crisis.
And fucking the kids.
Yo!
That's one of the little bills there.
Just close.
So once you touch a bead, you said you already beat the game.
So you got to change the rules, everybody.
You got to make it harder.
No, that's not what you say.
You should be a good player, pal.
That's what you said.
That's what I said.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I love how it's just like a bunch of guys
in the brook snow, like annoying-ass fuck me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Fuck you.
Oh, my God.
Are you guys eating?
I can eat too.
Oh, no.
What is your worst take
Don't ask me.
Toriyami!
You're just on social media.
What are you actually saying?
Dude, you started throwing buzzwords, yeah.
Oh my god, man.
You know what the matter that is?
What's the matter?
Okay, one more time.
Alright, so realistically speaking,
you guys don't have any other crazy taste?
If you get in the shower,
feet first, you're fucking weird.
I don't care.
If you get in the shower,
feet first, you're weird.
Any other way
Yo, are you a shower drinker or not?
Hell no.
You know that was the first time I did it.
You're supposed to do this? I didn't know that.
What?
My whole life I used to press my penis while laying down.
I didn't know you were supposed to do this.
So I got my shower.
What?
So I used to lay down.
What the fuck are you saying?
No, I didn't know you were supposed to do this.
So I learned how to shower.
Like you're stroking your penis.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Bro, bro, do you unknob it?
No, what I used to do is I used to get the boner.
It's in a closed your entrance like that.
I used to get a boner and I'd push on it like this.
Like laying down flat.
Yeah, use a hot tub jet.
Oh yeah, I actually did that on my fucking Jennifer.
No, I can't.
Oh, you're a squirter.
Oh, God.
I mean, you cut me short.
I got power and I want to.
You're a volcano?
I'm not, I'm not shit.
Shoot, one time I was laying and I netted, I netted on my chin.
Yeah, but, see, I only got one jet, two, sometimes two jets.
See, you use hot tub jets to jerk off superglue?
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Ha, ha!
You've done five times in a row?
That's actually true.
But if you hold it in for like a week it's like
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
No, it's just one BANG!
That is true and then it goes like BANG.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Every time.
What do you think?
Yeah.
What about you?
No.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
And the fun zone.
BANG!
She parted her brows.
Oh, shoot.
That was tough.
Wow.
Well, I feel like I'm running out of my teeth.
Next take, y'all.
Next take.
Streamer rush.
Streamer rush.
Oh, I fucking hate this goddamn question, bro.
Oh, probably eating high-speed and...
Stay going out.
What do you got about theory flips?
Huh?
Uh...
What did she say?
She would, I think, she would say something about...
No, nevermind, my fault.
Oh, man.
Yeah, my fault.
Say something more controversial so you can get clicked.
Okay.
He has a response, so it's always over by the guy at the top.
Yeah.
Oh, bro, I gotta go desktop and read over to the doctor.
No, sit down.
Sit down.
Talk about how you threw in and out of the bus for no reason.
No!
I said I have no beef with Aden though.
Yeah, but...
So what do you mean?
You're trying to defend him, we don't even have beef.
No, no, no, no. You say that I cannot be his friend. I gotta associate with him. He's a bad guy
If I said that then I'll be a sexist
My god, that's his high quality friend. Yo, you're burning our bridge now, by the way, not cool
Yo, true
Yeah, but all your friends are soft noodle spine though
Do your dance, you know, so yeah realize though that the longest in LA the more Jello your spine becomes
I don't spend LA.
Oh, boss.
You got me.
You're a hero, bro.
I'm gonna put my cape on.
I was talking more than you on my laptop.
I was looking at you, but...
What?
You guys, come on, bro.
You guys don't sound business to you.
Who?
You.
Who?
I don't spend...
I don't know.
Yo.
You like that?
What was that?
Meon would fucking kill you in a boxing ring.
You hear me, Gilbert?
I think Gilbert...
I just heard Gilbert.
I just heard Gilbert.
Why'd you say you're a pro-core?
Oh, sorry.
Nah, I got cooked wrong, okay?
What is one, like, drama thing you got cooked in, like, one take?
She was just like, oh, actually she's a fucking retard.
None, never.
My dick's our elite.
See, the reality is that when my dick is wrong,
or people think it's wrong,
I don't change it because they think it's wrong.
Like, my dick, you know React?
He was like, oh, yo, React's like stealing it.
shit and fuck it then so be it then I love to hear like how and I'll take
could you yo well what is it what when you do the race baby bullshit not race
baby he cooked you and oh no the rabbit oh yeah you did cook your shit yeah you
come on shit agent cook them I don't remember that one you know what I think
about it oh banks cooked all the y'all and we can't see
Not for a few years, not for a few years if I could.
You're a good lulled farmer, bro.
You love farming minions, huh?
A lot of minions in my chat, bro.
So why the fuck are you here, Sam?
How did you get to London?
What do you mean?
Are you playing?
I got invited before you.
They put me in the training.
How did you get a jersey?
They gave you one.
Tell me, this is the guy who invited me.
What do you think of that?
It's amazing.
Yo, yo.
I'm scared, man.
Ball prank.
Did you smell that?
No.
Did you have to fart?
Did it come out?
It farted, but it was like, excited.
But you didn't even come.
You didn't even think, yeah.
I know that's gonna hurt my eyes when I do that.
So I'd have to do it right now.
I'll do that.
You might have a last fight with me.
I love you, bro.
Ah!
Yeah.
I know.
Ah, man, did you just fart?
Yo, sit down.
If you don't live in LA, what are you live at?
You know what?
If you don't live in LA, what are you live at?
Your favorite place, Austin.
Oh my god.
That's crazy.
It's like a radio I can wasteland it's a radio I can wasteland over there
Well if I go too hard
She literally got your fucking balls by the balls
Elaborate about your roommates. Mm-hmm. She was 18. Did you see that react to it?
What? What?
Did you see it or did you not react to it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You chose to not react to it.
I don't think it's about her.
I don't think it's about her.
I didn't react to it.
Let me ask you something.
Let me ask you something.
Why don't you come to me about stuff with me
rather than other people?
I can come to you about the shit that you do.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
I can come to you about the shit that you do.
That's not true.
Really?
You never did that before.
I can't do that.
No, you can't, but you never did that before.
Also, let me ask you something.
If you genuinely thought that something was wrong
using my beef with your friend
to prop that up doesn't make sense you could just come to me like an adult.
No.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
If you're vocal and public about one thing, you cannot hide it to anybody by your friend
though.
So let me ask you something.
So she reacted to the, or she said something the next day.
Did you watch it?
No, I didn't watch it.
Convenient.
So what did you say?
Why don't you go watch it and ask her?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
You're going to smash your crown eggs!
Damn!
I like that though.
You think I hate it for no reason though.
Oh, you're defolder.
Defolder.
Oh, I don't get it.
Thank you so much.
Oh my God.
You know what they call me?
They call me the room reader.
What does that mean?
It means I read the room.
What did the room read?
Sometimes you got a fold for the greater good.
So you're saying?
Sometimes, if you went too far and things are too far,
You gotta be slow down so you're giving excuses on why you copy
I sleep very well at night. I know what I believe in.
I sleep very well at night.
Go ahead, Axe. You want to do the watch bit next?
Yo!
Yo, I should come to Ammo. She has Ammo.
Yo, yo, the thing is, though, is that she's too heated,
and I feel like if I go, it's too far.
I hate her string and I shouldn't have done that.
Don't copy it now.
I hit a string, obviously.
Defold it. I'm calling you defold it.
Stand on it.
You stand on it, bro.
You better just stand now.
You were just talking about the classic face myth when you guys make everybody else do all the things and he gets farm it
But whatever it's on your farm with you guys
Actually true
Jason just started up bad shit didn't even chime in at all
Your popping please you're going outside
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I was boobling.
Well you were just talking about, oh, I stand on business, my takes are never wrong.
You're not cooked by sinner.
My take is still correct.
That was pretty good.
Thank you.
Shut up.
Listen, listen, listen.
It's a simple concept, huh?
If you stand on business about everybody, you stand on business about your friends.
Can't help it.
It's not hard to understand.
I'm a pen-sitter, I don't know what to do.
Yeah, I stand on offense.
All he is a fence that is like that.
Yeah, I stand on fences.
Okay.
I'm just in the background.
I just like to react to shit.
Yeah.
Once someone wins, then I'll take their side.
Yeah, for sure.
Ha ha ha.
So right now, as soon as winning, I'm on her side.
As soon as winning, I gotta lie.
But if you won't win it, just go out on my own.
I'm gonna tell you how to react to shit.
It was actually.
History will tell.
History will tell?
Yeah.
Like history will tell?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Like my dick's aged like one.
Time will tell.
Oh, time will tell.
Oh, yeah.
I wrote both
What if we're all friends and we can all just smile I think we are I think we all can make jokes we can all fuck around
You know the man. That's what makes us great. Yeah
True. Yeah, so true smile
And motivation right now a lot of times in life. You hear this you can go different paths
Yeah, own path could be a blessing the other one can be a lesson
Friendship is like a rope
You cut it I did it's tied back to this one it brings both ends closer to each other than they were before
It's like a box of chocolates. Okay
Okay, I'll just oh
So you could be okay, so you could okay, so you can walk in a straight line for 20 feet
I want the horse, but as soon as I put you above 20 feet above the ground walking a straight line you get scared
Eliminate all your fear. The fear is not real
I like that.
There's a good one, we're not gonna try it.
Thank you.
I didn't get it.
That went too much mass to it, Loki.
No, no, no, no, no.
Basically, it's basically like fear's not real.
Yeah, I don't know.
No.
Oh!
How many kids are you in front of?
Ah!
I'm sitting around.
Yeah, zero.
I think I'll zero.
Maybe one of the XG game press
must stand on the background.
It's all good.
At least we're in.
And me and other people said,
I don't give a shit when people
try to make me like, oh my god.
Because you're not pressured million dollars because shit I don't give a fuck at all.
What's the lowest being in life you've been in?
What's what?
Where's the lowest being in in life?
We got ban and overwatch.
I think I know where.
No, no, no, you know what?
This is the thing I've had before. People don't agree.
I don't agree.
Bro, getting sued was genuinely not an unenjoyable experience.
I mean, I was a little money.
I'm a little money.
Bro, it's not like that though.
I was like, you and someone next to me,
I'd be like, fuck you!
Take all their family shit.
My lord is the goat.
And he knows a lot about what he does.
And I got to sit down and whatever,
and he would explain the law and shit like that.
And he had another girl that he was with, whatever.
Like an assistant, whatever.
And we would discuss things,
and maybe understand more through the eyes
of an expert, you know what I mean?
It was interesting, because I know I would never lose,
so I didn't give a fuck.
Easy.
Damn.
Alligator with black access.
So you won?
You won the case?
3-0.
Oh yeah.
Of course you won the case.
Pushes a bet, right?
What the fuck is she a woman?
Damn, yeah.
She want to beat up McLaren.
You got better McLaren now, huh?
Yo.
That thing is gone.
Easy clap.
720S?
Can't fit in that.
Oh my legs.
Owie clap.
Owie.
Should we just do it at the end?
Oh yeah, we have to end, right?
Yeah.
I mean, I kind of want to buy a hotel and react to shit.
Can we just like hide until I get him on his own?
It's been a long time.
Oh wait, I'll see.
Good luck.
You look okay, man.
Thank you for having us.
Thank you guys for having me.
Thank you guys for the ball back to me.
Thank you for allowing me to fence it and watch your drum drummer.
It's just great.
This is amazing.
She pressed me hard and she pressed me hard.
What do you think of the drum?
I just thought, I didn't think it would get that hot, Loki.
I didn't either.
She always escalates pretty quickly.
I don't mind when it gets you guys out, because me and J-Them, me and him, we went low-low,
you know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I know you can take it.
I forgot about that one-on-one, because the other one-on-one was a lot heavier.
Because me and him went all the way to the bottom, right?
Yeah.
I'm not going to make that one.
I just don't.
You guys hit like lava levels.
Yeah.
I did nothing I thought it was Lala. You know what I mean?
Nah, I think you played it right.
I think it was some friendly back and forth banter.
I'll take my Lala. I'll take my Lala.
Definitely, yeah.
That's a good one.
That's a good other take.
Yeah.
Are you freaking fried, Jason?
No.
Are you in the back?
Yeah.
And the drama's...
Alright, chat.
I'm gonna call you here.
Chat, I'll just do more chat because of the hotel.
Chat, we can't, and also, I also wanted to do it.
We can't do it.
But, tomorrow?
Tomorrow's match day.
big data mall jet um it'll be um morning we get there um you play we're trying to do a
straight after we hope we'll be able to do that
I'm ending by the way yeah I mean yeah what's it all him my legs are gone but um
Um, chat to multiple people, please, please, uh, uh, be there.
You guys can cook me, I do bad, but if you celebrate the low lights, give me the credits
for the highlights, if there are any.
I'll do my best chat for y'all, so that the juices can be, can rejoice, and I think
we're gonna get a W.
So, you feel me?
You feel me?
Everybody, I had a lot of fun today, I had a lot of fun, um, got sore, but there
was really cool.
Have a good day, have a nice day.
Have a good day.