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Oh, we could get us going. I think it'd be a lot of fun. I gotta miss that a little bit
I miss just playing games and friends. You know, I mean
Well, I was amazing for them reaction. I can't I was jacked. I guess I'm not like I don't know you mad
I wasn't even mad about it. But yesterday check I guess
I tried to chill Susan react the challenge so so pressed I do that
I don't feel a little bit of react like I guess I like a little reactive times. I got some react man
I mean, come on, bro. Let me do something for some some react though
It's what I like to do. I like that
What is that more others of the only positive signs it was on the game
Yeah
I
Well that game then I didn't think about five years although they also they also backbend me
Um for no reason and I'm still mad about that. Yeah, they removed it, but I'm still mad about it
39 months. Can I get a welcome to the jungle? No, okay?
73 months wow
69 months
for this very special number. Huh?
Play Airport Security sucks.
Uh, it's volume. I will, we'll, we'll dig that in a minute.
Alright, well, what is this lip?
Oh, Alias, folks.
Sonic and the on at the first place, like, Oichi.
On the two player both.
He's particularly frumpy.
So, happy to see you, kiss, kiss.
Yeah!
Like this, help me, wow! Like this, wow!
They are the best for a reason!
they are undeniable the dragon ball fighter's master shot what the fudge is that normal
check is that all the exact same move shot or is that like a combo or is that just
spending one button and it does like a combo like we do
I
You can put your old stint in external enclosure so that it doesn't fuck up your new mother board
just plug it in via us when you need it
What the fudge?
Oh fuck!
That's bad news.
I think the nose of a non-fighter is pretty...
That's pretty vulnerable, no?
Wait, what did I do?
What did I do?
Can I get a welcome to a jungle to make up for it?
XQC
Digi is top five black people for a reason to be fair
What the fuck was that what that came out of nowhere
Where?
I'm fine, I hit a top ten.
I need to try to never put a brutal lie on that.
I need to try to, he's still gonna tank down a little bit now.
I'm still fighting this month, okay?
Yeah, who was that? Who was that?
This is real shit. I'll never shit-talk again.
Jacky, all the slug?
Yes, yes, yes. What is Jacky all the slug? It's not, it's not even a good meme. What even is that?
Yeah, that's it.
Great, isn't it?
Oh, shit.
Three, two, let's go.
We're gonna have a lot of fun.
Last round.
Yo, is there an airplane above the fucking premise?
It's a train.
It's a train.
Check this is not too bad. He's actually doing pretty good. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah, he's doing pretty good. No
Guys, I mean Jay's he's putting himself a lot
Hey, get off me!
I love you, traps.
Jack, that's just the way difference
gonna kick in a little bit, no?
Hey, where's he? Where is he?
Not in a second. Get up.
Jack!
I think somebody should step up for the next round.
I think somebody should step up for the first part of boxing and say guys no more of the bullshit
I'm holding up your face and just ban it
Ban it and just strap it
Ban it and if you hold it you get a strike at three strikes
You lose points
It ruins the sport it ruins the sport
All right, we're gonna watch some other clips um do you keep a light long ban on buying tobacco and vape for everyone?
Boy, if it doesn't eight
Now it's your turn or you're gonna keep dodging el rubius. Oh
Yeah, he's 18 years old what?
I mean it makes sense. Yeah, that's just 18 plus no
Okay, that's just 18 plus
That doesn't mean anything
No.
Somebody's building something in my house.
I promise I'm following up with an update.
We've had discussions with several people at Ubisoft, including the anti-cheek director and a final decision has been made.
Muda will remain permanently banned from Rainbow Six Siege,
considering that he owned an account that was previously permanently banned for cheating.
I wanted to make sure you were informed directly. Muda has also been notified of this decision
Take care and don't hesitate to have any questions. Oh, Muda's calling me
No, it makes sense
I
Just got a tax
Never buy tobacco ever. Oh wait, you can never get tobacco ever again. If you're if you're if you're that's crazy
Well, that's good. I mean, that's good
Now Ben snuzz now Ben snuzz and all fucking bullshit like
Check yeah, why do people like tobacco anyway?
Because it's it's it's like a self-inflicted like predictable addiction that doesn't really need any lead anywhere
Oh, that's cool. What else we got to do to chat, guys? Anything? Twitch partner did that?
Oh, David, he's been banned. Jesus, man. Holy, holy W. Bro, we know you hit the
of a puff stream nonstop blinkers stop.
That's good, that's good.
Iceman May 15th, May 15th.
TOS, TOS.
2024, 2026 will be the year.
Am I reading this wrong?
My year 2026 will be my year yo
2096, I'm gonna read that number. Holy shit. Yeah, my pen in chat guys
I think that the the ice man idea was good chat with all the ice. I think
Like
Shilah but whatever way he would have a camera placed on the blocks of ice, right and and then and then um
It's like a permanent live stream until the thing melts where people figure out what's at the bottom and then the password is and yet
The streamers it's cool for the streamers or whatever
But you have to go in and look at truth and not a lot of big ones are doing it
It's better if it's centralized on one big channel, you know, I mean to at least get it going. I think that would have been the way to do it
Yo, yo, yo
Guys is that watchable with that
What they don't like to go on Italy
I'm holding a podcast
I was in my room trying to teach my
Went to the gym for the first time can I get a bunch of
Goon-goon-goon so far I don't I don't know
GP the image open air as in the one spot across all image are in the litterboards. We do not care
Okay, do we care that much about this I don't I'm gonna come out of this is a I shit
On a scale from 1 to 10 how good his abyss can eat.
What the fuck?
Nope.
How's that feel to be 30?
I would know he's not 30.
But also, if I was through the chat, yes, I think you can enjoy anything you want, okay?
But there are things, Chad, that you can never enjoy if you don't think it's good.
I think that clubbing is always shit. I don't think it matters.
I don't think it matters if you're young, if you're old, if you're attractive or not, if you're rich or not.
Clubbing is shit. It will always be shit.
Anybody who thinks that clubbing is fun and they want to go all the time, it goes with you.
with you it's hard me to respect him as a person i think you're a dumbass it's it's it's it's
awful shut up punky what's the x-ray for diamonds and minecraft yeah when i was
fucking a kid bro when i was fucking a kid bro where are you at your your your your
pause pause pause don't you know when i was a kid bro when i was a kid bro oh my god
yo bro yo okay bro you use x-ray for diamonds and minecraft when you're yeah when i was
fucking a kid bro Jesus Christ give me 60 seconds I'll leave it back okay
I'm a juicer Paul champ. I'm a juicer
Yeah, I think that Apple made the worst update when they made you when you do the screen shot
You have to click save on it. I do that. I don't I want to spam it
I'm gonna stand by my mind. I'm a three screen shot. I'm a four by my mind. It was it says it's
It says it. Oh stop sir. Stop it. I don't want to stop fucking bitch. I want to stop it
You can you remove it? Well, I mean, I don't care
Yeah, I'll always say this if you're if you are in tech company
It's your product
Six seven months six seven
i am a juice support championship
sixty seven months sub-tar-argeted
bro, ankh, twin, ankh, loki, pot friend, loki
Well pot friend death chat pot friend chat
Wait! Wait! Huh?
Get it!
Is that rare? Actually? Actual, like, actual shiny or not?
What? I don't, I don't even play this.
I swear I swear.
I love the maps, but the other way I know, I have a great background though, those that
have a great background on the thing, no?
I played it.
What do you say no?
You're not even gonna play the easy part right now.
check
Oh
Give him a nugget give him a nugget
There's a mega-fantasy!
Whoa!
There's a mega-fantasy!
Give him a nega-f. Give him a nega-f.
What?
What he says in his food pricey dog?
There's a mega-fantasy!
Whoa!
Hey, what do you see? We go get some exercise.
This is all the exercise I need.
I spent all day yesterday washing your clothes, look what you're doing to them.
You know I work very hard around here trying to keep up with you and all your sloppy habits.
Oh, chat.
Do you have a question, Jack?
Guys, the Spider-Man movie with Andrew Goddard, the first one I think.
Was that 3D when it came out?
Chow was there and often to watch it in 3D. There was right?
Because I when I rewatched it I kept seeing some some spot. I was like that was my good really
That's really cool. There's a couple scenes couple scenes where I was like yep 3D boom
But what the chap what is that? What he does the
And is
You know I mean
The sniper?
Guys, what sniper?
Oh, right here.
Here.
He's going right here.
Guys, what's a sniper?
Oh, I had him. Yeah, I mean it was pretty easy
Well, so check it. I mean this is this is like a it's like a mountain is like a
You know, it's not in a good challenge
Influencer I'm not reading this fucking word it is a clue that you're being run over by a UK by a car
I'll just join by rival social media. What?
What?
Well, don't fucking do that
Pickle.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, don't do that.
Okay, sure, Chad.
Chad, but cooking some eggs while the sun is rising is insane, no?
Chad, it's kind of a vibrant.
Yo, bro, do you know if you're having a boy or a girl?
I don't know, but she knows Emily. She's incredible.
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
Guys, there's so much more coming to life, and here we know whether it's a boy or a girl.
We're gonna be super excited.
Okay, Todd! Todd! Todd! How do you think they'd react when it's a boy?
Oh, my God. She just leaked it.
What? What did you say that for? They're gonna be like, what the fuck?
Because what the hell was that? It's a boy. It's a boy reveal.
Jeff, no!
What is that with this like sub-meme of like, of like,
and I mean they leaked the Mr. Beast thing, like every, well, every new, guys,
they went live on my cell by accident, and they already leaked it on my shit.
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将其多的收入高的工作也来也好
山平经济的家伙的心情
No way.
Is this even happening?
I'm thinking of ways to win the Meltzel Prize in order to top my fortune.
Guys, guys, what is this shit then?
Okay, I'm done. I'm a decent shuffle.
Chat, what the fuck is that?
That's not funny, it's not good, it's not relatable.
That's dog shit.
Jesus.
I am, actually, she's a fucking retard.
None, ever.
I just have to come, just to say excuse me some fucking ring time.
What a slug! You're a slug, Jacku!
You're a slug!
None! Never!
I just have to come, just to say excuse me some fucking ring time.
What a slug! You're a slug, Jacku!
J-J-Why is Rick so pressed?
Slug, Jacku!
My thanks are at least!
Okay.
Actually takes a little bit of like is that but this is why I don't like
This is why the people that are scared will attack the people that aren't scared, and they'll try like I don't test them
challenge a
PSPS PSPS
by spider me must have got bit by a goat I used to dream as a kid I would grow to be one I hope
that I inspire hope to give you the good reason why I got bit by a spider me must have got bit by a
goat I used to dream as a kid I would grow a toothpick can move on his first day at the gym impressed
the girls to be one I hope that I inspire hope that's that's not me and I mean
guys I like women and also not too thick anymore also I'm fucking jacked
you guys excited for our game dude seriously I can't even wait to play that
game it looks like it's the most realistic back love you in the market
Yeah
Wishlist numbers
No game on steam has seen has seen numbers like this
Can we start with the studies please?
They have no idea what's going on
I agree, I agree, it's gonna be amazing
Especially because it's exactly like poppy play time
Are you serious? Wait, wait
Uh, dad replied my review on steam really?
What'd he say?
Wait Chad, did he actually? I feel bad now
No, no, I said I'm business
Wow, 57 months
Can I please get to welcome the jungle, Mr. Eggman?
Directs. Love you, Chateau.
Thank you, sir.
Tommy Beats.
Me! Me!
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna die
Hey, you're too fast, time, time, we deserve
Okay, not me
We recently had a thanks man for his email
It's the first game, it's a tricky to get everything right
I've made some sub-pages of the puzzle that's chasing it a little bit easier
Hopefully you like the updates
Okay, I know
84 months in the jungle is life even real
Okay, um, my bad, I mean, chat is a little bit harder
Welcome, 84, submission
Guys, guys, I was, okay, I was harsh, but let me tell you this, let me tell you this.
A lot of the problems that I mentioned are things that genuinely, if they had asked their
friend to play the game, that is not a death, they would have fixed the problems.
Like, I think the game was never played it.
I think they made the game, but nobody ever played the game before they released it.
You know what I mean?
nobody because if if somebody wants to spend 40 minutes on a fucking the next
week but so that's weak
I'll be asking a little bit um devs don't take this lowly shimmer will utilize
this bot and cringe followers if you like ego yo chill out man yo chill out
it's demo you could have played and played this um the polls aren't even bad
yeah you're you're you're you're the mess okay how many hours is I having a
fucking game. Show me how many fucking games. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Nine hours. Bang.
Bang. It's a fucking six hour game. You spent nine hours in the game. Therefore, the puzzles,
you failed. Everything that I mentioned, you failed even more than I did. Nine hours in the game.
Bro, it's like a forward game, it's like a forward nine hours?
Dude, dude, it is, you're the best.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Okay, um, yeah, yeah, there were partages, delays.
What is this called?
It is a pomegranate.
Pomegranate.
What is this called?
It's called a megal.
Mango.
Mango.
What is this called?
This is a peanut fruit.
Papaya.
What is this called?
This is called a pink lemon.
Guava.
Fair enough.
What is this called?
Leachy.
Leachy.
What is this called?
This is called a fruit of the passion.
fruit yep what is this called this is called a coconut coconut what is this
called this is called a dirt dirt yeah whatever it is can I get a welcome to the
jungle this is called a fluffy ball rambutan what is this called this is
It's called a Root.
Tamarind.
Close.
What is this called?
Jack, this is not a hard hat.
Safety helmet.
What is this called?
Safety vest.
Safety vest.
What is this called?
All right, safety glasses that we get in there.
This is your guys' goat, by the way.
I'm gonna be right back.
AHHHHHHHHHH
Oh my god, I need to do that
Let's count how many families we think died
So here he was, he was on the truck
Ah, here we go, ready?
BOW
THAT PERSON
IS DEAD!
Whoever is in the back of that fucking taxi
They are fucking dead, the driver's also probably dead
But the people in the back are definitely dead
He let that happen, by the way
Coulda literally, like
Okay, well bringing us better men like that is gonna...
Yeah
This is your guys
Learning fruits. I mean you like you like chat chat last one a link shut because these links are actual
I'm gonna think about what is this?
Okay
So here we have Modern Warfare 2, top 3 ever games. Minecraft, GTA or GTA, can't wait for
the new one. So you're on a desert island, you get long
choice what is the game. GTA.
I don't play, if I don't play with my friends. I guess, chap, guys, I'm having, and I think
some problems with this video. Okay, I don't need to read that. I actually like how curved
monitor tilted downwards on a fucking weird ass marble table, coffee table. Okay, hold
on now. Hold on now. Okay, hold on. Hold on. This stance problem. I guess I see problem.
I see problem. Check. This grip is not an accepted grip. There's a few grips that are
It's not an X of the Grip, Chad, this movie is called, I call this the Movie Grip, it's
whenever they have a movie and oh, oh, Jason, are you playing the console?
Yes, mom, I'm playing the game.
Like dude, really?
We have Modern Warfare 2, top 3 ever games.
Minecraft, GTA, oh, GTA.
Chad, really false.
I think I just chew through the
Casual
Well, we had Andrew here yesterday, and I have to read to you what he said about you
He said that anyone who works with you gets a shot of sunshine and then one day he's going to write a book about how he feels about you.
Oh no.
It's been a long, long time since I've memorized John Wickill's face.
Joe, what the fuck, Link, this shit?
It's been four hours since I've wondered where you're placed.
Joe, what about Gil?
Today I'm Shin Maxing, what's worse?
Charlotte Hitch or Razor Scooter?
Oh
Why is doing that?
Yo
Okay, now that should be funny.
Up at their tiny post, Ryan and his team were being pounded.
Almost instantly, every one of them was wounded.
Not that their tiny post, Ryan and his team were being pounded.
Alright.
But football is the greatest sport of all time.
Shut up, bitch!
Yeah, I want a stupid dick dog. I like that.
You're such a d- oh, okay, here we go.
Wait, you're actually so much braver than I thought.
Oh my god what the fuck what the fuck hit my grandma with a pack of cabbage hit my little
niece with a tricycle hit my little
Look at chat, chat, I don't, I don't know what that means.
Chat, front nine chains is what,
it's the first nine holes at the, at the golf
and then that's the nine next ones.
What is it?
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
I
Do
Yeah, why does it do that
Is it the pipes
Okay, they made the joke too long chat they made the jokes alone and they cannot kill bit
You just watched 20 years later and the movie wasn't that bad, I enjoyed it.
Everything else is fair game, okay?
Okay, have you guys?
Do you feel a goldfish?
Mm-hmm, a little bit.
Just making sure you feel something.
I want you to take a deep breath.
One, two, and say, oh.
You hit me.
You made that bite, you made that kick, you made that scream.
I think it's a classic chat, I know it's a long one
Okay, well
Okay, what the fuck are these links today?
Chat, what the f-
Genuinely
These links are insane
I guess that's like a fever dream
What if Canada got mad and-
I don't understand it!
I don't know what I mean, but I don't get it. I don't get the joke. I mean-
XQCL Much Love from Spain
Okay, it lost like-
this is what I meant by Sancho and I was with that vlogger
There you are.
There you are.
There you are.
You have to run, Abelito.
You have to move, Abelito.
Chad, the wonderfinger is amazing.
Chad, the wonderfinger is insane.
Chad, at that size, at this size,
this guy's weight difference
must be like 25% more.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
It's okay, Abelito.
Wait, holy shit, holy fuck, shrewd!
Okay, that's insane.
the smallest Quebec Pothole.
Hey guys!
We're doing drama baby.
Oh, that's actually his favorite.
Oh yeah, what about Bonnie?
Hold on, did you defense like Kooner because you cheated too?
Yeah!
I think he's a f***ing goat.
You cheated on a dev?
Yeah!
Yo!
Really?
Really?
You are a youth.
Yeah!
Talk about how you threw in under the bus for no reason.
I said I have no beef of Aden though.
You say that I cannot be a friend?
I gotta f*** with him because he's a bad guy.
Dude, that's his high quality friend.
friend you're bringing a brick down but like you're good at that though yo true
it's not that you're going too far bro is that you just you're not like that
hey now she's coming over now!
elaborate about your roommates
she was 18 why don't you come to me about stuff with me rather than other people
she says again I can't believe it's
hey that's my shoulder look right there it's my fucking shoulder
they're coming from the picture he's coming from the fucking picture
the jake top me out
Yeah, I don't watch the boys they don't sweat it there. I want you a new seasons
Yo
guys guys it's not deserved okay if you can't the left man to welcome to the
yeah you're annoying okay doing something worse to them is is not like
it's terrible
you don't want to be with me ever then just fucking tell me
don't imbid your people safety because we want to go faster
it's not that fucking hard is it it is it it's not
you don't want to be with me ever then just fucking tell me now
Jesus Christ, John, what is this clever?
Holy fuck, it's not getting better at all, man.
Look at that.
Look at this shit.
Wait, hold on.
I actually expected more.
By the different?
Imagine thinking this is a different.
Imagine thinking that that is a different.
Holy.
Well, I mean, chat.
Guys, guys, I literally found you a lot.
I never give financial advice, but when I said that, if you had bought them,
you would have made 500% more.
You would have made 550% of your money.
Think about that. Five and a half times the amount.
I was saying.
That, that's, that's the stock you're not going to get anywhere else.
This is five times isn't 500% really?
It really is.
If 100% is one, 5% is five.
Are you stupid or what?
My girlfriend is asking.
Are you Dumbo?
100% is a 2x oh yeah I mean okay okay now we're okay now you guys are gonna need to
hold the whole lingo a financial lingo bullshit just nice fucking jail hell as
Schumer's prison appeal extends this time now what is jail hell is that like
I don't understand why he would do this though.
That's me, I do, but I don't like that's me, too grand for that.
That's me.
He's a fit up.
So he, according to his team, I don't know what's true, but according to his team, he saw the clip because that clip was on the show.
But according to his team he saw the clip because that clip of ours went actually it did very well dude
Yeah, I feel like he missed an opportunity
He should have done it for free when they offered to K
She said actually you know it because for him to case like nothing and he would it maybe they would have been there
Yo, hold on this guy's gonna cook it. I like this guy and he did in the future
He would have had another kind of cool opportunity. They would remember yo got the filter free to get it. Come on, right?
Oh, he got passed and
And according to Adam Sandler's team, he saw the clip and thought it was very funny and wanted it specifically for this scene.
I don't know that's real. I don't know what's true. I don't know any of it, right?
When they sent the email, I send it to my to the management people and I was like, I don't even think this shit's real.
And they were like, oh, it's real. We're gonna get you money. Two grand each.
Fanfan and I both. Two grand for this one clip. What? What?
What's the, what's the IMDb? This is movie roommates.
That's cool though, that's cool though.
Powering the world's biggest creators.
Yo!
Jack, Jack, Jack, genuinely, they're...
Jack, I didn't...
Is this not full advertisement?
Jack, are they not?
Jack, is this not like some form of slander or whatever?
I mean, that's, that's, that's wonderful.
I mean, I mean, losing my likeness
for something that, that, you know what I mean?
Although that's done, okay, yeah.
I mean, bro, don't do that shit, it's just weird.
Hands up, hands up, hands up!
Oh
I know Nintendo is crashing the fuck out like there's a project manager in Nintendo
That's gonna see this clip and be like we got a DMCA this guy in me guys. I watched already we watched it earlier man
Oh, we watched it 4 times already.
You're a...
Touch it.
Is that even fun?
We're gonna start this...
Think of it this way. How do you convince all these women to sleep with him?
He must have been nice and subtle.
Oh, that was a little bit. I was watching the other one.
I saw a cliff going around.
It's a long cliff.
Is that a debunked cliff?
Watch it, Devin. Now it exposes the kitchen.
25 month sex qcl
Did the comments why?
It says why is always people who say um, okay? Well, I don't remember the clip. I'll have to watch it
Three minutes in the audience
That got fucking thrown out the window and and and every dog pattern on for oh, yeah a
18-7 I think it comes from the energy
Yeah, I feel like guys it let's add an all let's say I was 20 22 and and I was bragging it
I was flexing about, oh yeah, I was at his house party and there was a couple of 16 year olds, dude.
And then, I mean, that'd be, I mean, you would be off by that. Do you not agree with this?
See, look, look, he's already putting the, like, look at this, he's already putting this.
So you, so then you agree, you off the rip, you agree then. So then, then point proven in that sense.
Guys, being 20 or whatever, being 18, and it's a 16 year old person, yeah you go to
the same high school, whatever, it gets in a group together, yeah sure, I can see that.
But whatever is extracted from that, and it's not like in that context, in my opinion it's
most of the time it's going to be wrong, and I don't give up on any reasons about this.
Holy shit, yeah, I think what I think GG my problem is the double standards
That people do it's a creditor. It's it's canceled this evil motherfucker fucking but this is somehow a big debunk these oh, yo
1816 1870 whatever then and then it's fine brother
Nobody gives a fuck about the laws like now reverse
Um
Who say I don't have federal sex we have tons of casual sex yet true
I think I think it's just a half like a cover. I know she's a little camera. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
All right, um, it's all right. It's me 25 year old woman is basically a child an 18 year old woman is a place in the yet
this is um
All right
all right
Any 18-year-old finding a 16-year-old attractive is not fair to me. Yeah, but that's not that's not the context
That's not the guys. Oh, it's not just fine. So we attracted but that's not she was bragging about it. That's weird
Yeah, exactly. Okay, imagine imagine imagine if somebody was on Twitter who's pregnant that you you'd be like what the fuck you go
You go what?
Um,
did he react to Drake? It can say something else. I did, I did, I did it. I mean,
it's, it's, it's, it's uploading. It's weird. Um, I, I think, I think my,
my read and I was given, I was given impartial reading. The read is,
I feel like being on stage over there, she,
I think he felt maybe almost like a, um, he wanted to save face.
So it's why you kind of doubled down, which I, which I don't agree with at all.
Right? And he probably regrets that. I mean, I'm just saying, I mean, it was wrong. Boom. I mean,
yeah, I guess I said that, I guess I said that every time. I think I think we're trying to stay
face and it was terrible. Um, this is the aid of consent in most countries, including USA. So who cares?
It's in my opinion that if you try to find the legalities of all countries or counties
or whatever, to sort of max this system, you will be what we call a predator.
It's what I think, this is my view about the world.
Like if you deliberately go and look at the fine prints
of the laws and whatever,
and try to use that your advantage,
this is predatory, absolutely it is.
Anyway, it's deviant, it's odd, and fuck them.
Next up, what do we got next?
Four years.
I
Didn't get buttered is that these are so these that they was debunked and absolutely was not debunked check yes
Yes, that that's what's the
The context right but it wasn't debunked at all
By
That was fucked, right? It was fucked, I know.
Maybe look like a fucking bronze.
To give us something better to go off of.
When was the last time you cheated again?
You said it was six months ago?
It was like six months ago, yeah.
Okay, but what about the Elden Ring thing?
We're not gonna worry about that.
Chad, the problem is that
are they lying ten times in one call?
It's just weird.
If you've cheated your entire life
in every game, every opportunity, ever,
and then you like ten times in the call,
I don't even give a fuck if you cheated it this month or last month or whatever
I know you're just an untroubled person and it's just like
Always was a trust the one time that you're accurate like I was was it okay
You lied 16 times in this call and last and and last few months
But this one time right now. Let's like dude it like you need to build that track record man. I mean
Um, Milana has a nice ass.
Yo!
Actually sometimes I do get excited as well.
I'm really glad.
Yeah, I'm Bonnie.
Would you let Milana send her only fans?
Bro!
Those are all out of context.
Half of those, you literally just put my camera there out of context.
I
Mean
She's not human. She's she has the person
The lead scientist
Cheating cheating what what you don't cheat it on what he was trying to cure our illness
So our personality is that of like, you know a six-year-old six seven. Oh, and fuck it
Jesus Christ
Jesus
Old six seven howl man
Fuck yo
Jesus Christ
Jesus
Jack so bassy then
So loud
Oh that's so loud
Okay now this is wrong guys
Never my day
Never my day
Why is it that dude so loud?
Why is it so quiet and so loud?
Can you explain to me?
Okay, this is real another tour
Um Granada quite a little Jamaica Mario Kart. I want to waste my points away
I have a question about every single person so I have a programmer right for like CS stuff
aka poland my goat now i'm getting a guy for our minecraft cars what do you want cheater oh my
okay why are we starting a conversation like that bro you know i feel about you bro i'm not i'm
not gonna be i'm not gonna be fake when you're in a call bro i'm just i'm just saying and that's
very sensible and that's very sensible bro you know that's one thing i like about you i see
because you're very like open you know you're very true okay i don't care about my feelings bro
So, yeah, yeah, let me let me do the thing. I think the cheating in games is um, you know what?
I'm gonna say that I'm saying that is it's one of the worst things that you can do with a computer because hold on
People go to games right to to escape reality and have some fun and it's made it's playing a game
Playing is the most fun you would expect in a big game when you're playing
And I think that cheating it disintegrates that out of everybody around you are threats to everybody and that's
The fundamentals of that is evil and also is fraud bang. Yeah. Yes, no, no, and I'm not gonna stop though
You are 100% and the right bro after you know being a streamer might like you know being on the receiving hand of hackers
for years in a row I want a hundred and ten percent agree and
And I'm not gonna play victim bro. I'm just say I'm sorry and I was young, bro
No, I'm saying it publicly if I've ever cheated if I've ever used synapse roblox ships on you
I'm sorry if I ever you want to snap strength
It's like a roblox bro roblox
You're cheating roblox bro. Come on, bro. I know I know I was I was hacking on little kids, bro
It's just what it was back in the day. I'm sorry, bro. Yeah, bro
I fucked up back in the day boss 15, bro
You know, the best of the best though.
Bro, if you're gonna fuck people over, right?
Right?
Especially kids on roadblocks, right?
You didn't do it the real way, pay the women.
Like I go to the servers, right?
Where you have items that are giving you a lot of money
and you pay for admin panel and you steal their shit.
Like you just, and then if they're,
bro you can hear them crying the mic.
And genuinely, that's, I think that's
learning experience that will forge them to be a such a better person grown up
because they all understand that Roblox is a scam system it's a scum-ass it's
pay-to-win it look at all of my how many lessons packing to one when you
scan their shit exactly true yeah I mean that's all it is but Roblox is basically
like Roblox is basically like pay-to-win 100% 100% bro
no shit well listen last last advice why I leave it cheat on your wife or girlfriend
don't cheat in video games please.
I agree, I agree about it.
Boy, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Okay, that one is very difficult to chat. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say hold on
Let me click on this one
Yeah, hold on
Yeah, it's gonna be tougher
Hold on
I don't know, somewhere here, somewhere here.
Let me turn it down.
Oh, Originates.
What do you mean by that?
LFG.
I mean, it could have been.
Genuinely.
India somewhere.
India somewhere New Zealand. Oh, she's right
Oh, yeah, that one okay that chat that one
Heart this one is one of the highland we've seen so far chat. I'm thinking hold on. I'm thinks up. I'm a central America
really
Really? You guys thinking Chats at, um, Nigeria?
Kongo's?
We wish to not play with Mooder, I think.
Where?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
So, where's Kongo?
Guys, where's Kongo?
middle one I don't see it wait so I had it wait I had it I I trolled chat Haiti bang I
I clapped, I clapped harder.
Haiti.
Um...
I hate C.U.
Obama.
Okay, this originates from...
chat had a good reason. I ran. Okay. Okay, hold on. Okay, chat.
I'm not kidding. Every in Japanese, why do you want to do some actual science?
Yo, I switch that. I think this could be a case study. The wisdom of the crowd is
is actually correct for...
Do you guys know what the wisdom of the crowd is?
Chat, let's say I give you a pot full of gumballs, right?
You can never tell how many there are in it, right?
If every chat that makes a guess,
the actual amount that the chat says, the average,
will be close to the actual real amount.
It's the wisdom of the crowd.
I mean, this game actually plays off the wisdom of the crowd.
Chat, look, I'm not even gonna play the game.
Anyone wants this?
Chat, where are you just from?
Law of Sweden, law of Denmark, he doesn't agree.
That's Max points.
Okay, chat. Chat.
A lot of India's. Hold on.
Bengali was in.
Okay, hold on.
A lot of Pakistan, a lot of Bangladesh. Hold on.
Felix if I catch you peeing in the bathroom
My my charity vibes is getting me bang like that. That's that's what it's the checks
Because that wasn't off the rip a lot of Sri Lanka a lot of Sri Lanka just says it
Okay, so people say the west
Yeah, I mean that's nice points, yeah.
I mean that's nice points pretty much.
But it was India.
Check.
Check.
You guys play it on me.
India
Robin a lot of Sri Lanka
Papua New Guinea
Chat alone
That was not a crap one.
BANG!
Chad is cooking this already.
Hey, let me do one more.
I don't think it's...
Chad has a daily, right? There's some more, right?
more where
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no we did it last time
no we did it last time
guys we did it last I swear
I swear whatever man no guys that was um yeah maybe again oh yeah how about you
fuck it only you I would say turkey for this chat turkey or not chat turkey
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What is that?
Bulgaria?
I don't think so.
Okay, I'm gonna go against that.
I'm gonna go where is it?
I'm just gonna go see him.
So anyway
What are these songs man?
Chat? Okay, a lot of Finland a lot of Finland a lot of Irelandish in chat. Okay, okay, Islandish
Okay, I'm going kickchass at Latvia. Yo kickchass at Latvia. That's cool
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Where's Tom a Tom of that she life is that any good
Job doesn't want to be there I forgot what it was
I'm as many
Jaysie good
Tell me about your life, huh?
Well, I get it, please.
Um, vampire survivors crawling.
What is that?
I don't get what the fuck is that.
What's going to find out if I should put myself on the nice index in 10 years?
You should play Kragmatter, it's very fun.
Nice, it's been too low in like a week.
Check out Choma Dachi Life.
Let me, let me, let me boost my angle. Hold on.
Is that, is that any better?
Why is it so loud now? Actually?
Alright, let's just fix this up.
Gain will put this at 2.2.
Okay, what else?
We're out of German soldiers
All right
Loud equals funny, okay, hold on
Tell me that
Yo, yo, what's up? What's happening? What's happening? What's all these links?
Jeffy was like that. Um, I'm a very good border
I don't know, uh, no, we'll go back to that one.
Yeah, maybe next time.
Okay, um, hold on.
This is, I'll just Google it.
Oh wait, what's up with Mr. Bean?
I'm going to swim for three.
Solving the J.F.C. assassination.
Well, perfect.
For a chat.
Watch it, me too.
Hey, maybe ask about something else.
I'll leave it for chat to play this by themselves and give us a review when
the news I will be awaiting your reviews don't give us this next all right yeah
Yeah, we're gonna get the party games I started, um, here's we're going
I want to watch this at the end of the day, but not the whole thing
Why don't you play the new single-player story game?
Doesn't look that bad.
So what's the point?
Is it to remove the water?
What?
Alright, this doesn't look that bad.
Check.
All right, let me just make a group chat real quick here.
I'll do add friends to DM, I'll add Jesse, I think Obi-Wan plays well today actually,
Oh, I was going to play some squad games.
Great.
That's four players.
I mean, more than that.
Moxie?
Maybe Arrow?
Is that what you have a good amount of people know?
Oh, I don't know yet.
Like an old flash game link.
Yo.
This squad game is...anyone here?
Uh...Porty Animals...Sounds Litty.
Okay, next.
Okay, what else do we have today?
He's playing Russ.
Divinity, I don't give a shit
Okay, um, and poor security sucks
You put that in your butt?
Oh, yeah
Oh, boys, apparently there's a terrorist
Oh, yeah, we're gonna go blow up that thing
Everyone be quiet, Melendin
Alright guys, make sure you don't let any smugglers in
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Metron 2039 react to the L.S.
I'm trying to get my shot back
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Dude, you just let him through!
Oh, you let him!
Okay, yeah, I feel like most of the mechanics of the game is just gonna...
Yeah, alright.
I'm gonna play this.
It looks like I have one problem, but I said it.
Are you robbing?
Eeeh Rob, you think you have all the play with us?
Wanna play party animals with us?
Oh I'm through the group as they fuck it.
Chey, he's not in my friend list.
You need to remove me?
So did Bro versus Bro, when?
Motherfucker, do you need to remove me?
Oh tell him I'm...
You think you'll play with us?
Oh, let me just know what animals, at least, so we have a download.
Chat, you guys get, chat, I'm telling you, if people think it's seriously, party animals
goes fucking hard.
And then, and then, since we, we're gonna have everybody out there, we could play a bunch
of other shits.
Um.
I'm gonna add him to the group. Tyler won. Hold on.
Like I said, guys, I know my rematches.
Calm down.
Everybody calm down.
I know what I'm doing in my goddamn rematches.
Let me ask him.
Wanna play with us?
Party games.
Chad, what about Lego?
Chad, Lego party.
I've been playing for the two months.
You play with us party games?
Excuse me!
Shoot your shot, bro.
Shoot your shot, bro.
I respect that. Shoot your shot.
Get ass, bro. I have like, evidence left.
Actually, I can't. I can't really, can't.
I've been up for like, three days.
Appreciate the offer. Please don't stop inviting me.
I promise I'll come.
I don't know, I'm just curious.
Let us speak to you.
Alright.
Um...
We're gonna also play Game Beast, but I mean, we're gonna play all the games.
I just thought we'd play, we'll start with a nice fun game.
I'll keep it in the group then.
Um, move from the center.
XQCL.
Hold on.
Um, remove from group.
Yeah.
I don't think it's that good as a first, lucky.
I
Want to play a few party games with us
Wow
Blue Bros. Bros happening
I would need which need to be in so now to set up a schedule to do the list and then set up a schedule to do the game
because with him it's different thing it's a real brothers grow not some fake
shit for twitch fucking right now
Party time
All right
Okay, then I started as many both
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I'm good thank you.
Yo, I wasn't being rude Jack.
Yo, was I rude? I didn't know.
Felix, you're not being rude.
Oh, this chat's saying you're rude.
Yeah, but because I didn't know.
Because the guys at the house are pretty big.
I don't hear them.
No, you're just back from Europe and stuff like that.
Yo, you're real real.
Are you going to the Grand Prix?
No, where?
In Miami.
Wait, really?
Oh shit, I mean, I'd like to go here.
Oh, with whom, though?
Call your people.
Bye.
Bye, that.
Love you. Love you too very much.
Okay, we have six players.
All for games.
Jack, we have, um,
Omage, Jesse.
Arrow,
Grek, yo, we got a bunch.
Yo.
How many we got
I'm just gonna fucking
What as prevent whoa, where's everyone here a cheater or used to cheat that fucking new I see you to cheat back today
Well, bro, so so by the way, you know, I know there's a minute get by the way. He's off the rocker's already
Cheating guy. Yeah. No, no, no
No, no, listen, it's a couple of cheating guys.
Hey, don't let them don't let them fool you into me being a cheater.
But I used to be a cheater.
Pass, pass, pass.
Yes, it's like he's in a few hours ago.
No, I'm not true, though.
The cheating and video games make you better at games.
Yes, bro. I actually, you know what?
I don't want to say yes.
Oh, OK, it does.
It does.
It's going to like people are going to think like, oh, I'm going to start
Now it's like you better it does but don't do it to a certain degree, you know, what was was cheating in games or cheating on your wife?
You're affecting more people
One of your account that 10,000 kills imagine it 10,000 times you made somebody upset because you cheated on them like
Oh
Yeah, but it's a lot of harm you're you're inflicting deliberately
Well, I've been called a cheetah because I'm very good
Hey big nose when I'm speaking you don't speak but no otherwise I haven't cheated
Don't say that
Oh, my bad my bad not you don't you big
Okay, my bad
You're good in here, bro, multiple cheaters in this call
300 days ago
Wait, what do you mean?
3300 days ago I got beaten on Rust.
For what?
Wait, so you can cheat on Rust too?
Yeah, that shit was fun as hell.
What the fuck is your problem, man?
Why, why?
Why do you cheat in Rust?
I think X, X, when you don't really cry like a fucking baby, I'm surprised you don't cheat.
Because we have to let you win in games as you raged.
Welcome to the jungle, baby.
Okay, let's go to the jungle.
Okay, let's go to the jungle.
Okay, let's go to the jungle.
Okay, let's go to the jungle.
Okay, let's go to the jungle.
Okay, let's go to the jungle.
Okay, let's go to the jungle.
We're playing both because now we only have four players and we can sneak a game of this before we do the other game
Man, what is it called Lego party? Yeah, it's just
Oh my god, I have never cheated single round not even one around
That's crazy to say.
Not a single problem.
Like as soon as you lose a fair game,
you call everybody cheaters and sleep snipers.
That's worse, I think.
That's worse.
I see you spawned in and stopped someone out.
Like he didn't even, he spawned in and stopped someone out
from being an impostor, didn't even say anything.
Yo, yo, yo.
It's because you don't know about among us though.
Like, bro, when you're playing with noobs,
I could call them out literally into spawn.
Did you say muck noobs?
What the fuck's a muck noob?
What the fuck?
I didn't say muck noob.
into that? Oh, it's because I was McDonald's. I had it in my brain, my bad. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
That makes sense. There's common tasks in this game. If you ain't doing the common tasks,
you're just imposter off the roof. Yeah. And if you go straight down by yourself off it,
but we're everything loaded in it. I mean, you're you're you're you're flat on an imposter. If you're
a newbie, you'll straight down. Let's be honest. Most new they go, they go, Oh, I'm a I'm a crewmate.
I wonder what I have to do here. But when your killer is like, Oh, my God, I'm going down.
I need to get out of here. I need to get out of here.
Who fuck said that shit?
So, is this only allowed?
I gotta fucking jump.
So, what was the first game you cheated on?
Me, bro? I mean, I don't even know.
I guess my whole past got exposed yesterday.
Would it be Minecraft? Minecraft was my first game.
It started on Minecraft, Hypixelame.
No, notice.
Okay, see through textures does not count.
Like, everybody's done that.
Like, everybody's done the textures.
Like
Okay, okay, what was the 360 thing called there was a
Yo, yikes, I actually feel I feel this guy they mean in this calling out
I was 12 bro
I was 12 guys. We are launching you like oh, hey, it doesn't matter. You still can make a crime
I was getting shit on by a guy named fire lord one three three one. I still remember his name
Yeah
Yeah
Oh
I think it's gonna be controller
Are we learning that now son?
Yeah
Why are you so gushed on loud man?
I heard
You're in here bro, fuck you
Um, last time I played it was with Sekunio so I mean we could bring him back
Yeah bring it
Blocked one, is that a please?
Oh good one
I used to do modded lobbies on the Xbox, but that wasn't cheating, you know.
Wait, what? Modded lobbies on Lefadette.
No, that's fine, it was a fun one.
Yeah, it was like a hat, you made it unlimited ammo.
Oh, hold on.
Yeah, but it was against NPCs.
What do you mean? It was like modded lobbies, you could fly around.
game. Oh, basically, custom
games. Yeah. Why is it? It was
so loud. It was illegal, but I
mean, there's always. Oh, wow.
We can buy stuff. You can buy
stuff. Bro, do you not start
before you can buy that sport?
All right. So I'm going to make
the lobby and then we can play
together. All right. Chad is
actually going to be there.
Yeah. This is like my party,
What you think it's like 80% still right? Oh, I didn't look right this game is more like four percent like it
But yeah, so I like it
I don't know how to play
Well, I'm not the rush but I mean I tried to do it we're ready for the game and fuck it buddy
Why what other stalling I like playing games?
You generally like playing games, which is funny because you do the seven hour react like I was waiting all night
Are you?
Bo Bo, I actually
I was waiting on X's old streams and he was reacting and one of them was still on the YouTube video
Reacting
I can't host the game
Bro, I did a nine hour stream, I went to sleep, I woke up and you were still reacting
Bro says you
Says you
Guys, why can't they make a lot of me?
Oh, it says that you oh, I think you might be bad at the game. Let me try
Well, first game I've already done it steam remote play
And it's just us through a gig
We can't make friends. He left. Yeah
We've had it making friends
It's just us three again! How did this happen?
What do you guys want to talk about dude?
Yeah, I went down to talk about it, what did you eat today Jess?
A couple things, I had Chipotle, and then they don't have one slice of meatloaf with roasted carrots.
That sounds delicious.
Why can't I play the gosh darn game?
He's fat, he's fat.
training tacos
So he's got a big of the nose than you and he's talking faster than you
I do. Add to Lego party, uh, info file.
He's fat.
Uh...
I do like the game, it's not like I'm in a fighting role.
I'm in the game, I'm in the- I'm in the- I'll lie in it.
Uh... more...
This is Invite to Watch.
You wanna get a tuck?
Bro, are you in the lobby though?
Yeah, I'm in the lobby. I have- It's zero to four.
My game is about to barely end, I need to restart.
Okay, just restart.
Wait, can you just give me a lobby code? I can join lobby codes.
Yeah, yeah, I, uh, it code is 5, 6, 9, 7, 4.
Oh, yes.
Jack, can you be-
Really fucking smart.
Is that actually a code?
Are you just doing it?
No, it isn't a code, but no one's joined,
because no one has this game, bro.
But how am I gonna join?
Are you fucking-
5, 6, 9, 7, 4.
You just don't, you just don't.
I need to, you just don't.
Are you guys a game?
Are you guys, you know?
No!
Okay.
You dipshit.
Why would you tell a fucking private code in-
All right, all right.
Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.
The lobby worksex if we do the join thing.
What do you mean?
The code.
Well, I get up.
And now I'm off put, though, because why can't I not make
lobbies?
Oh, my god, cry about it.
You're not the leader for one.
I'm going to put the joy in this story.
No one needs to put the joy in this story.
Put it.
And I don't think I have to say this before playing it.
Nobody's cheating this.
Well, I mean.
I
How do I join
Yo, are you a furry?
Well, I don't know why it gave me this. No, how do I change this? I mean you just change. How did you join them?
I
You're fucking dumb fucking bitch fuck you you said it on the screen but I tried to be nice to it
I think the pizza Greek
He's fat
He's fat
Yeah I'm in
Okay
Scream at me again next and that's your final
Brother I'm on the fucking brink I'm not gonna know
I don't give a shit where you are. I don't care where you are. No, just
That's me dipshit
You didn't see saving anything it's anything at all
Why can't I like it like I'm him lock in bro your whole your whole streaming career is based off my formula say thanks
That is so fucking annoying.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm ready to activate.
I'm ready to activate.
Yeah.
As you know, I'm going to go blue because I'm blue color.
I want to recognize my character.
You guys think I'm a jester?
No, you're a dick.
No.
Press ready.
Press ready, please.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm going to fucking smoke you, you fucking kid.
You're a child, then.
Buddy, buddy, buddy.
You will never win the first fucking game.
You know where you lost that.
Oh, fuck you in the ass.
All right.
What?
How much do you want?
Ah, not too many, not too many.
Just go 8, 8.
8 on the red one.
No, I'm sorry, no, that was bricks.
No, that was bricks.
That was bricks, fuck that.
You guys know this game more than me.
No we don't, no we don't.
We've never played it in my life.
Okay, this is this cool sounding like a Jinxian Ron cool.
Everyone turn it down a little bit.
Are you guys on a controller?
Yeah, I'm on a controller.
30
You can skip that for sure
Straight booty cheeks boy
No, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't get to vote
I clicked yet
all right feeling goofy feeling golfy feeling golfy oh I thought it was
goofy wait how do I connect what if I snailed it wait wait why's my guy not
moving oh my god great are you that's why are we
Snailing
Get any fucking brain cells, bro. Yes, really
So how does this work a copy the shape drawn by the snail as this is you can
You just want a picture you see great can you move it because we're about to break over I can't move
What why's my controller that working? What is that not easy like draw?
Okay, my controller is not working by the way guys.
What are you talking about?
And it says I'm on the mouse and key.
Okay, you might have to, uh, Chah, how does he fix that?
I bet you that you're gonna escape or something, maybe.
When you join the fucking game and you're in the lobby before, you need to choose a controller.
I never did that.
Why?
I
Okay, how do I remove that is it too late with respect restart restart stay on God Greek are you serious?
All right, I could see me menu
All right, everyone for camera
Okay, okay, it is every time because you blame me every time because you don't take accountability for anything you do
I give you a go to play
I give you a go to play
You fucking blame her
I'm sorry, I'm starting the party bro, I'm starting the party
Okay, don't...
Where do I click keyboard?
Where do I click the...
Yeah, I'm just a few tweets from him
Don't leak it this time, man
I wanna be a pepper
Where do you leak it?
Alright, I said that, I said that, I said that, I said that, I said that
Four
Okay, how do I pick controller?
Tell me how I pick controller now.
Brother, it's literally on your character, like the center of your skin.
Join the game.
Where?
What was it?
You're not doing it.
I'm running.
Okay, okay.
Where?
How do I do it?
Look.
See that controller?
Under Ready is a controller.
On the Ready there's a controller.
Look, Under Ready, there's skin, there's a heart, there's a controller, I thought.
of the skin this new controller icon is a keyboard icon yes they click on that
okay yeah huh picked it all right nothing yeah okay what do you see I see
bro will you help me instead of being a dick what a dick watch fucker
that's a skate first I see like my character is it gonna be at least yet
Yeah, I'll do it. It's not bad.
Oh, nice.
Now what? Settings, baby?
Greek is the only human in the world that needs to have a tutorial given to join a game and Lego party.
Yeah, but even with that, even with that, even with that, you'll fuck it up, I swear.
Like, you'll fuck it up, but it doesn't matter.
Oh, I don't understand. Greek, what?
Why can't you just help me like a normal human helping another human?
Oh, okay, let me tell you something, bro.
Plug in your controller into a USB-C port and plug it in and it should work.
Oh, you should know about that you fucking cheating bitch
Everybody's pressuring me
Take enter where
Okay, I'm picking this okay, I'm gonna try good one oh
Oh, controller.
I'm making a custom skin from the stretch.
I did it!
I did it!
Yes!
Okay, how do I ready now?
Pear.
Well, apparently they added a character judge right into the game once that's called.
Here it is.
Yeah, I see what Loki did earlier, huh?
Yep.
Dude, that kinda looks hard.
Hold on.
I don't want to be the
You made it like yourself. Yeah, it's from scratch
You just go to the the options
I'm holding it. Oh my god. We're gonna be a sculpture
I did it, I did it, I did it, okay if you call me a retard, okay, somebody call me a
I'm somebody think that even like remove that you know eggs are fucking toxic by the way. What's actually hateful wait racket
Yes, it's hateful. It's Patrick doing them like the mish pretty dribbling
Yeah, but it's it's cool. It's like you know
Hey, why can't my email feel like a literal like like already?
I have watch this that's
Let me just say this up and
Okay, go go go who's the guy with the brain
Do I like that?
Yeah
You see me. I dressed as you I'm a stick
I'm
Fucking business bitch. Oh my god
If you keep talking bro, I might have to throw you in that volcano that we sit down there bro, that's gonna be an opportunity for you.
Holy shit, 6 rounds really?
Slash, Slash and Jet.
No, no, say no, say no.
Uhhh, it's not, oh there you go.
Player 1 is selecting, that's the guy doing it.
Look at this guy, Mr Gold, that's me.
Yeah, he's British.
Let's go.
Now add 300 pounds.
Oh really?
Are you a pizza?
Yo, yo, don't talk to me.
Don't ever fucking talk to me.
I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
Let's play Shocking accuracy.
I'll choose whatever I want.
You know what you're doing.
Alright, I'm going to pick Shocking on.
Because I'm the main character I'm going to be me.
Let's go Jesse.
That's how we lock in, isn't it Jesse?
That's what we do.
Let's go side.
Let's go fast, Scotty. He's fat.
He's fat!
Wait, what do you have to do?
Wait, you turn invisible?
What's the target?
Oh, the target.
You can't get in the goop?
No.
Ok, but what happens? How do you die?
I was directly on it.
Oh, I've got six points.
Oh, I see that's how it works.
Ready up, ready up.
Get easy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can somebody fix it one more time?
So basically, we need to dodge the goop.
Yeah, yeah, just stick it.
Basically, follow the target, no matter what. Follow it.
Yeah, just dodge the goop. Don't go in that goop, dude.
What was that, bro?
I'm directly on it.
I'm locked. I'm better than you, X.
bad than you x and by boy that's what we do you guys are nerds girl how do you
like to see you guys and then spin the camel car we're gonna know I recently
had a terrifying incident where I thought my legs had turned invisible
go on it turns out I'd simply forgotten I was wearing camouflage bands yes x
Where are you bro? Where the fuck are you ex? Where are you?
Where are you ex? Where are you ex? Where are you?
You're fucking nowhere. You're nobody compared to the stick god ex.
Wait so are you allowed to do that?
Fuck it no. That's why man, I'm getting bloomed man.
Are you allowed to do the dooping off?
Yes, yes.
Oh it's game over for you guys then. Okay, I'm really envisioning it bro.
I'm the best again. I'm the best again. I'm the best again. I'm the best again.
Say it now. Say it. Say it. Say it.
I keep getting fucking points.
That's what I get, son.
I don't know how I got there.
Take your X to the top. Let's go.
That's all you need.
Yes, son.
Your X. What's it feel like to be beneath me, you little peasants?
Oh my god, he's so fucking annoying.
Buddy, buddy, this is not the game. This is your shoe's order.
heaven is this which is all over he's so bad
wait whoever plus the most of what bricks the players finishing position in a minigame
not only determines how many studs they win but also the order in which they kick
bang during this round oh where do i go
Uh, help me actually help me just left level go around on a brick. So yeah, that's probably
Left goes to break right goes to like are you fucking stupid you moron bro? I trusted you
Is he fucking straight brain dead?
Go
I trusted all your own enemy says don't laugh brother. The brick was right in front of you. It was right there
Whatever, bro. I just made the wrong choice
3 power up space where you can find a 3 power up
so clean
don't tell me what to do ever again in your life
hold it while you get the chills then just get in your fattest fucker
because you're going to get chills you have no fucking fat around you
you're constantly chilling
oh no
go left
so you got the brick
and I have one
Okay, so, so, so, right, so you cheated, you misdirected me just to win.
So you're just a sack of fucking shit then, basically.
Well, the brick is all that matters in this game.
The brick was in front of you and you chose to go left.
I don't understand it.
You fucking brick, you fucking bitch.
If you only go left, it's bricks and you go right, yeah?
Left, right.
I didn't understand how this worked.
It's unfair and you're manipulating me.
Don't go right.
Oh, good one.
Well, is that short cut?
Is that short cut?
It's that short cut bro. Alright, so what do I do? I have the fast-fetched time in the entire world
Oh, just click A it's random. Just click A little bro
Hi, that's the big guy's first slide here
I would have the worst one
It's just not a good one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, hold on. It's gonna give the event. Oh, man
That is pretty nice. Yeah, you choose your wall. Yeah, it's a big one
two oh and round two as well wait how'd you guys have to pay that I see cheers
what so you guys have fun this before it's just like part of a party man
drill and chill Jesse I'm dancing I don't like to dance one though drill and chill
drill and chill yeah oh my god so lame
What?
What?
Why?
See?
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
Now, be to the finish and build up your bonus.
So hold left.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Hit all the notes.
Hit all the notes.
The more you get in a row, the more you're your multiplier.
Oh, take the note.
Hit all the notes.
It gets reset.
Get ready.
It's dead.
Sorry.
GGs.
Sorry.
Yeah, look for real.
Now, like, why do I feel like, wait, it's already practicing right now?
Or do you actually?
No, stop.
No.
No.
We should be a lot by the way, it's it's more fun when we don't raise a lot
Shut up
Yo, yo, great. You're about to lose this whole game. You're so bad
Thank you, but yeah, you're about to lose your entire fucking career if you carry on
What's new for us by the way?
So quiet now guys relax
I am almost envious of the dance skills on this play date.
I- You're dancing.
You're talking about me, by the way.
You're talking about me, by the way.
You're talking about me while the dance is, by the way.
Actual EU ping.
I'm not even kidding.
You're killing me.
There's plenty of time for the other contestants to-
I don't even think there's ping in this game, Greek.
What are you on about?
Of course there is.
Of course there is.
You guys know I could have been like a dancer but I chose to be a shooter instead, right?
Yes.
And just like that!
I am gay if I miss a single one.
I
Like the entire
Stop on my entire fucking shaft
Yeah, you can handle this buddy
One pump jumper
Pumping to daily one bite bother
One bite Bob. Oh, thank you. I'm skinny. That's you buddy. You're one bite Bob
But if you could eat a full family meal in one bite
Fucking gummy bear and a red bull for an entire week
Yeah, yeah, that's nice loss
Don't you
Oh my God, it's that Lego that
They don't have any bricks dispute. Oh yeah, let's see. Yeah, let me get out to ask him
Joe's that was that one?
I'm poor though, bro, what the fuck is this?
I'm buying I'm putting a truck down. It's literally just Mario. Have you ever played Mario party?
I played Mario party with it. It's like Mario party with like a bunch of like
It's just Mario Party, but leg it
Hello, fresh a now. What is this? Yeah, what's good?
So uh after this round it will get the point animals if you if you'd want to play with us some games man
I'd love to play with you guys. Yeah, of course. Fuck. Yeah. I will be back to this this six round of a Mario Party
Okay, sweet. Just let me know I'll be here. Yeah
Right yeah
Oh
Nobody warned me about that. No brick. He just said what you mean the coins up. Oh my god. You just gave him where your coins on
Now you have no coins to buy anything
No, I mean, well, I mean, well, I mean, he's got 20, he's got 20.
Yeah, oh, it's the worst one, it's the best one.
Okay, so lots of eights in your roller, swap position with any player, nah.
Oh yeah, do that with X.
Swapping.
Nah, why would I do that?
Swapper can be good, by the way.
Are you sure?
Like, if you guys were in my situation, what would y'all buy?
Swapper, I want you to try this swapper.
If he's right next to the...
Okay, okay, I give you advice.
If swapper is actually good, like...
good if you swapper only bad if other people have swapper and you're not gonna do in the minigames
you're rocked three two one boom it's 15 wow what oh my goodness ready hello
one are you fucking kidding me are you oh that's good
Oh
You just have to guess how many items on the screen at a
Oh, actually it's the shape it's the shaper identify the correct build from the floating
Oh my god, that's easy, that's so bad at this though, that's a bunny you need to imagine what does this build?
Bunny oh my god, I am so why is the pie thing just start ready up quick. I'm figuring out shut up
Shut up. Let me think I need the fuck off man. Where do we where do we go when we figure out the shape?
Oh, man, I move your cursor with your left stick bitch
That's gonna be a boy. I see
It's not it's a great great. That's easy. You lock him with the accent. Can you fuck him up? Oh
Okay, okay, I understand
Fucking brain runs out
Ex how much you were some respect to the winner? So what am I doing? What am I doing? You gotta guess it
I mean I had it right the first and I was the first one to do it too easy easy
I don't know what I'm doing you're look you're seeing the Legos in the middle
wait how old it is so you'll see the Legos you're going whoa look ready whoa
See those
Yeah, I guess again, I'm so done. It's the one with a hat mate. Just choose the far left one
What am I doing this or what I know?
Okay, the tornado has blocks what do you build with this and yet you have to figure out which one you build
Let's just be hard
There's no going back now, people.
Because if there was, it would make the game too easy.
I just wanted that one out in time.
Is there a version of this game where we get like an hour to decide?
Turn off the storm warning. The bricknado's on.
To be honest, I didn't know how to play that.
He won? Wait, he won. He won. He won. Who fucking won, son?
Get a fuck off the party, huh?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
You only have a brick in the game, do you?
I'm screaming, you fucking pussy out.
You got a fucking brick as a brain.
How did you not win that?
It was the easiest game.
This is from the 5 year old.
I got a brick in my pants.
I'm gonna be honest, Greek.
I didn't know what I was doing.
P1, P1, P1.
P1, P1, P1.
Come on, Gret.
Yo, yo.
Yeah, do you want to next game since you're bad at this one?
Well, I mean, P1, P1, bro, but you guys.
I'm in one.
I'm fucking.
Yeah, but I don't have a chance to pick anything, bro.
Now, I do not think one of the games gives you a free break again.
Bang! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
Where am I going? Yes, you do not fuck with me.
Do that. Do that. Go up.
Left is a break. The game says it.
You promised me.
It says the number.
You are so dumb.
Right side said nine to break.
just
Yeah, why are you being a dick to me X?
Why are you being a dick? Do you really have to cheat like me? This is why you're bad at games
Do you do this and break for me?
Although you can also offer jump to yes, I can buy a brick and legitimately and not given for free it like great
Thank you, sir. Sure. Bye. I can believe it
Now who's playing now, Greg? Greg, are you coming for that?
Yeah, because you fucking make me literally get that.
No, I'm not shit, you're just being rude.
Oh, the enemies back up!
No! Maybe I double-dricked that, okay?
Maybe I double-dricked that, okay?
And frigate!
Please, just lose a brick.
Something.
on the shop and I'd like to buy it yo stop stop that could be good no I'm
yet I think I just buy you this just to make sure
life saver what's on the cards for this contestant I thought I bought lucky
eight like what you have it you just you have to use power though you have to use it
okay now check the options about yeah we don't know you have to take the
map if you want to see that yeah how much about oh how's your map oh okay
oh hell no why would I go here reverse door is good when it breaks all the
Yeah, that could be good, that could be good.
They're bored by building it.
Yeah, that could be good, bro.
I think I'm gonna go, uh, yeah.
I'd go down.
Well, I mean, the brick is downwards, but okay.
You want the ending parts?
Is the gift not good?
Have you told him?
You don't get it, cuz you're gonna pass it.
I
You're kind of poor I wouldn't buy that's five to your wall. What does that mean?
Okay, I wouldn't buy anything because you won't be able to buy the breakaway when you get there
But you still need to win a game mode. So I wouldn't do it
Oh, this is you want to do that yeah, dude, that's really good
Just what a loyal being this crap can be.
And I'm gonna just...
No, but not now.
Find the bricker.
I'm gonna keep going this way.
Oh, a push-off?
If I were you, I would buy nothing.
Don't listen to him.
The only way he can win is if he deceives people.
Because you're just a deceiving person.
Do you guys see how many get unbanned or in the siege well?
Nope.
Just bribed the people that worked there.
Bribing as well. Deceitful and bribeful.
What type of friend is this?
What would I even bribe them with?
Money?
Or building cannonball key?
Wait, I'm building this whole shit. I don't even care for it.
Who ever tormented the most golden brick?
Um...
Wait, what do you mean by that?
It's round four.
And that means there's a shit okay, uh for some reason every time Greek stands on something it's always has been
Oh, we mean when I say it breaks. Oh
Look at the two big noses sticking together
Okay, just
I'm just stuck on this bloody mountain man. These things are so long man. Oh my god. Can
you just enjoy the game for a little while like it's a Lego game? It's a Lego game yet
you're just a Lego game by the way. The bike. The bike is nice. I like the bike. It's
little wonky but I'm just saying some room shit
you know back in my mobile games you guys the first one game you know what you
do is that you fucking press the button and you accelerate what what button
Oh circle circle circle. Hey, what? Yeah
Just friend me up, bro, it's just it's just like the the
Trials whatever you you you yeah
Don't greet. Can you ready up? Oh, I mean, it's it's so annoying man. I like it like I'm telling you
Yo elephant boy, don't ever yell at me again. All right, I
I don't know who you're talking to, but I know it's a small one.
Are you guys going so much faster than me? What the fuck?
You guys know how to jump over a motorcycle in real life, right?
Shit!
No, what?
That's fake.
Yo, what is that?
no greek is it more like a being weighed down brother look at me bro just in the
lead bro look at me
yeah just guys honestly it was nice to have this don't know
what
oh no
It was me how I
Came in second, but quick wait how did I get third he blew up move all this shit
You don't fucking die when you blow up. No boy. It's your last position that when you blow off all and oh my god
I've been
I need to get up again now.
Wait, I need to get up again now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh no, it's just waste.
What in the blowhole was that?
Oh...
We'll add an open-up brick chest though.
Who's breaking with me?
Who's breaking?
Uh
Wait wait, what's happening?
Huh? I'm having a brick off. Oh
Oh my god, wait who's being who's being who's walking?
I'm gonna see you. I swear guys we lose I'm gonna fucking snap
I'm locking, locking, locking, locking, locking
I already earned eight already earned that
Aim
Wait aim and lock in your power to slide the scoring zone. What does that mean?
Okay, I don't know it's like carling
Let's practice, let's practice, let's practice
It's like
But what are we aiming for aiming for the middle you're
So seven right for seven yeah pretty much
I remember you you you you you're gonna bounce off of other people. Come on
Well, what the fuck
Great lot of fucking great. I go to you go to me
Okay, okay, okay
why did it swap the numbers it swapped the numbers I'm blue
because you get jenga how many chapters did we get we have one point we have one point
Oh, no, we don't retire.
It's fine, it's fine, we got this.
No one can figure out what it means, so we just ignore it when that happens.
Okay, I'm gonna bounce off the wall.
Yeah!
And to a perfect eight.
Oh my god.
Is that not a-
And I got one.
I'm not playing anymore.
Wait.
Quite a difference in the luck of players in the background.
Yes.
Yes.
BANG!
Greek, what the fuck are you doing?
Fuck you.
What the fuck are you doing?
No we're down one.
Nooo.
Why fuck that bro?
Yes!
We're good!
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah!
You clutched, you clutched.
Did we win? Did we win?
We won we won. Yes
Fuck you
It's the time
What time? We're still team one though. It's not a problem. No, it's tile. Yeah, but we're that but we're number one bro
We're the chosen ones
No, it's another one on both of
Great you got one up both times. Yeah, I fucking went to heavy on this shit. Shut up me. I did my back my breath
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Now they've grabbed their first Golden Brick.
They're all starting one.
Let's help no one.
Everybody want a brick.
Wait, wait, wait.
I need to give them.
Okay, I got one.
He didn't.
With that Golden Brick, they are now comfortably ahead of all the other players.
But in this game, that situation might not last for long.
I think we all know who the other players will be aiming for now.
I'm trying to put it in the home staff.
Yeah.
Okay, here we go.
My turn.
Okay, Moody, your turn.
go go press a what the fuck is he doing he's installing you he's installing
something
I would go left I don't go left yet wow alright brother there's a chest and a
brick on the left so what are you doing also if yet if you had chosen eight you
would have won, you would have had a brick.
This is not a bra, I don't need a brick to land bra.
Okay, I mean you're in third place, you have nothing.
Wait, how did you know how many slots there were, X?
Like, did you count?
Yep.
How'd you count them?
How'd you count them? You're not telling me.
I fucking counted it. What did my mom tell you? I counted them.
How? How though?
It literally says it on the screen, it says six to fucking brick it.
I
Mean the screen that says question mark break me break me now. Let me get another break. Hey
Whoa
What does that do I can reverse or somebody no you can go backwards if you offer one turn it sometimes the brick spawns behind you
And you go backwards
I want to go here to talk with our bro, but like I don't miss anything bro. I want to have chocolate
I want to have chocolate
Bro, I... nah, GGs. GGs.
Yo, why's my core flipping upside down?
Alright, go, ready up. Yo, c'mon. You guys know how to do it.
Alright, so I guess we're... yeah, alright, then fuck it.
Okay, hold on, these line-
Bro, hold your horses, actually. What are you in the rush for, bro?
Oh, I'm in the rush.
I need to perfect my craft before I go up against the guys.
Yo, yo, why are you in the rush of everything but reacting?
When you're reacting, you're all cozy, you sit down for hours,
Yeah, but when it comes to gaming
Tutorial you fucking bitch that's large
There you go, I'm just in last place for some reason like that makes no sense
you drive X
how my last place
out of here
I was trying to be new
and album
he's fat
Yeah, what's up, Jesse? How's it feel being up to the top, buddy?
Yeah, it's good, buddy.
It's good, buddy.
Two seconds, it's good.
Two seconds.
Two seconds.
Two seconds.
Ready up, ready up.
Tell me what to do.
Not you, no, nothing's about you, buddy.
Oh, sis!
Oh, my God.
Got him.
Triggered, triggered, triggered, triggered.
It says you.
Oh, my God.
I'm going into your fine career.
Come on.
What's up here?
Turkey.
Of course.
Come on.
What's up here?
Turkey, of course.
Yes, I told you this is the right map.
Turkey time.
I love Turkey.
It's in my mouth.
What?
I have a big fucking nose.
One from him.
What just happened?
I never had one.
You had one from the other game, remember?
No, the game didn't.
Wait that's so unlucky
show wait oh take one of those give me it please wait no you stole it for me
no oh great what are you doing here I'm your only opponent is Robbie
you'll be Jesse's anyone good at games in here buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy he's
not part of the race for first place I didn't get to see actually good at this
He's actually good at this game. I'm not worried about you
Like I'm literally not worried about your ass
I can't believe it that every brick you got were given to you for free like it's genuinely
Just like you'll fucking career even the break that was still there's like you do you because you
You're a different dog shit.
Think about that.
The one brick that was earned it was off of my back.
Bro, silence you little boy.
Do X, do X, do X.
No, no, you got to do X.
Do X, I helped you.
Please, I helped you.
Bro, didn't you just steal a rig of it?
Please, please.
Rage rate him.
Bro, didn't you just steal a rig of it?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Please, please, please.
You have to rate, you have to.
Do you have my paypal?
Yeah, I got you.
that's expensive
you just stole a brick from him
who's gonna steal your brick back
oh you're sick you're dumb for doing that
you could have raised bay at the fuck up
so let me get this straight you guys all have
three bricks three bricks one brick and I have
zero bricks yeah I mean
I just want the floor and fuck myself
what do i do here now you can go in there pretty much um am i in my ass i can still win this game
i can still get back here you could these games you could win well i mean there's only one
one left no game you'd have to be really lucky like me like how much is that okay let's go
I was counting
That's a good roll, by the way
And that's a BLEH
It's not bad, Bob
We shake you and now I'm back in the lead, bro
So how do I get more bricks now?
That's why he's so good at this
Of course if they were an alchemist they could
No if I had backboards I could get it!
I can reverse
I can reverse, can I?
Wait wait wait
What a shame
Do I get a brick now or no?
Uh oh!
Hey you got a brick already
And you'll...
You can probably amass
But in case you can't
Where am I?
Stunts
No I'm too far away
That's game for me
No there's a shortcut thing up there
Seven chances death
Just kidding
XQCP
I'm sorry
the map. How'd you check the map?
Final round.
Is this game a done deal already?
I agree. You had a bad one.
Did you not use that?
I can go back and get that. I'm pretty sure.
Okay. Is it statistically possible to even win?
Yes. Yes.
Okay, so I don't like just go crazy
This is like Mario Party yet
What if I land on chance right now
Well, they added it the award at the end of it. No, but I think we removed it that
I agree. I agree. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Rabbit Rock is fun though. Shut up.
It never chooses my game.
Both Greek and Greek.
What is it? How?
Because I'm him, bro.
When are you going to wake up and realize?
Wake up.
Five in a row, bro.
I'm him, bro.
Lock in.
It's on.
Watch out.
As once the eyes don't fall in.
This is full off.
Don't bounce around like that.
the jungle. Please, can I get a welcome to the jungle from me? Oh, this is basic like
that one game. Well, it's against us. Why is it delayed by one? No, because you turn,
you turn your character instantly, but then you have to wait for the turn base. Oh my
Oh my god. Dude. I did it too late.
Stop my dad! Stop my dad!
Wait, it's not over yet.
Moron? It's multiple rounds.
Oh, what the fuck?
67 months with the go-to excuse the air.
Oh my god, it's...
This is actually harder to control.
What?
That would make said, your one sounds better.
Clearly these players don't want to be tired
Because I smell them I just can't throw I literally just can't throw I can't throw it's all I do
Like X-Table
Wait what oh my god?
Fucking
It adds how you do it and punch.
But I kill everybody!
Yes.
I'm lagging.
I'm literally lagging.
You wonder because I'm gonna eat you pink.
Oh, how does it end then?
It's my side, man.
Just do the inputs ahead of time.
Today, giant frog lady.
Well, why am I third place in Merchant, like, actually?
Hey.
All right, so I just lost.
I mean, I can't fucking know.
Nah, nah, I lost that much.
I lost that long time ago.
18 months feels good, man.
Oh, my God, man.
I can't.
Oh my god, man, I can't, Sidious.
So you got me killed, you fucked me over to just get a one.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Giving themselves a bit more thinking time.
Oh, why is...
Where am I?
Oh, why?
It's choice.
Okay, I need to go.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Get a roll, guys.
Get a roll.
You have to go 28 blocks.
What are you talking about?
I mean, it is work right now on paper and don't shit. Oh wait. No, yeah question markup
Yeah, I mean what is what what is he is he fucking said bring that why would you not hit the question mark
There is no way you're gonna get a golden break. It's impossible bro. You're gonna better just bring the water
No one's act what's that?
Injects are you just saying you'd probably choose these and then what oh
Yeah, you didn't get it. Why would I eat the turkey?
How do I use my power up certainly somebody tell me
I
Tell me how you
Use more I got first place way I didn't use my plus five
You went again
Where's he going no
Yes, son.
Well, that's it, folks.
That was the last move of the game.
Every brick that was given to him,
five bricks given to him to breathe,
five, all three.
Not a single brick is genuinely standing.
You're half the cheating.
Yes, I am the king.
I am the king.
That's you, but that's all.
What do you mean, that's me?
I thought you were cheating.
I swear I would have all fit for it out of chain.
I got my ass.
I would better be in the last place than win like this at genuinely I'm not getting
Oh, give me that this fucking game, bro. What's that you're part animals?
But just a part animals, you'll like it
You're not like orangey towards it. No, it's your skill your skill. Oh
My god, okay, how many time and inputs and it's good. Okay, how many times have you played that this game?
My ears I died I died
Yeah, I died though what every day it's always so fucking loud explaining why everything's so loud it
Says you
Do you use control on this? Yeah
Okay
Anyways as the champion of the gaming night, I just wanted to say it's shout out to my family
Shout out to my friends shout out to the chat. What's up guys? Oh my god my ears
W grief now you did win. Thank you when I'm locked in I'm a different animal. Um, I'm Daniel
I mean if you can't even beat me you're not gonna be
All right, all right, well about all the monsters my place
Wait, we have to do it again yo, yeah, what every time I open this game I have to do the tutorial
No, I think you can skip it. Oh, yes, you can see the game really
We gaming yes
We're gonna be gaming it up a little bit if you guys are down
Oh hell yeah. I'm always down to game it up. Yo.
Is the inside of this work at all or not?
Check, is there a way to remove it to finish the soil without doing it?
With party animals, yeah.
Yeah, party animals.
How many players could play risk?
Um, four I think.
Oh
Six press six seven press what? Oh, um, gee wait risk lobby might go crazy after this
All this is sick people are running yeah, yeah, we yep
Okay, I'd say a lot of oh me an arrow
Okay, you guys in the game?
I'm opening, I'm opening.
Holy fucking shit.
It's loud, right?
It's so fucking loud.
It probably is.
Yeah, I die.
Okay, I'd like you to take it.
You guys want your team game or free for all?
Free for all.
Really?
How many people we have?
Five?
It's gonna be uneven.
Why is Mooda not replying?
Is he just installing key really quick?
What's going on?
No, we have six. We have six. We have six. We have six. We have six.
Oh, okay. The team's got a little bit more fun. The team is way more fun.
Okay, I like personally, I like, I think we started Buzz Ball.
So, what happened?
Okay, wait a minute. I'm expected to tell my TLS.
I'm down for Buzz. I'm down for Buzz Ball.
Yo, has anybody here played Silent Hill? Like, I know it's an off topic, but uh...
Yeah, I played it.
I played it. I played it.
I played it.
I'm gonna start playing it tomorrow. Is it good?
It's actually good, yeah. It's very, it's very, it's very...
Prepare for it to be more relaxed though. I think, I don't think you should play on Harder.
Also, I think, uh...
Yeah, I'm hard, it's gonna stall for a little bit.
How do I pick this up? Right, trigger, I am.
What's R2?
Okay, I'm gonna ban you guys again.
Oh, okay.
No, no, no, leave it, leave it.
Escape on your keyboard.
Whoa, why does that sound so loud?
Who's loud?
Says you.
Says you.
The door of the tutorial, what the fuck is this?
Just escape and leave it, leave it.
Okay.
Also they're saying turn me up cuz you have me turned down cuz I don't have any more.
No, your mic is doing some thing where it's going to get out.
Yeah, it's a game.
I put a password in.
Who the hell's dookie?
I don't know if it was a non-player.
Password is...
In the chat wait, I'm still in the tutorial. I'm gonna do all right. I need my time
Yo and by friend oh
Custom game and by the arrow. Yeah, you can leave missions. You just just just escape and leave it
eras practicing I'm not even in the mission I'm like stuck in a cage right
now yeah escape escape and leave the shit okay I don't know how to go home by
using the actual game itself yet the atom as a friend in the game oh my god
So cute wait, can you buy stuff from here?
Just just just uh, bro, I have you on scene
Yeah, I need a little invite here I arrived I can't like this one. Yeah, I already bought it
I got a salamander. I like this cat
Hello forgot the game gave us like a bajillion dollars. Yeah, I was just thinking about that
Joe just have zero friends
Yeah
How do you have those
Oh
Did you get them?
I don't know I don't know I don't have any either
Outside?
I ain't going out there
Okay guys how do we only have three players in the game or do we have scissors on this one?
Well, okay, can I have scissors? I have never seen it from the guys
Okay, I think I need to add you in the game to be
Uh
How do you change your avatar?
Invite to watch yeah, yeah, just join off the off of a custom game
Did you just shit your pants? Yes?
Jesus man custom game. Okay fine lobby or create. Hey, what are your names in the game?
Because I think that you know mood up mood up mood up
I'm gonna give you my ID what is it right there how do I change my skin
DC as the kids are saying why is it so hard to do we have to do all this
Uh, if you have to add him as a friend.
Hey, well let me do the number one.
What?
Oh my god.
This is so stupid!
Maybe the controller is doing something?
What do I just added you?
Uh, Arrow, who told you you're allowed to add me, bro?
Huh?
Uh, sorry.
You literally can't do attention to passport permission.
You search friends?
I
New friend in game I've got an achievement
Well, I don't understand why see you ten years to add someone who's already given me cold
If you knew you'd know
Like I literally cannot
One again. I don't know what what is that that that code that I gotta put that in that you stinko bottom right bottom right
No, it's not bro. Oh my god, you're right. I was in the wrong disorder
Okay, I'm joining I'm joining I'm joining. Oh, we like my social
Okay, so make sure to hide the screen when you type in the password. I didn't I didn't leak it, but just make sure to that
Okay, now we have a whoop-a-seep
We're missing Muda in Greek. Wait, Greek, hello?
Second.
Muda, I invited you by the way.
You know he's doing the whole intro walking in right now.
Hi, I just did the intro. You'll screw it.
Watch out, YouTube!
Today we're cheating in party animals.
What's the password?
It's in this one.
Why are you doing Muda's intro?
No, let's go
Now we're missing I was in one guy
Me so now what's your interest?
Okay, my excuse is you got a massive lose and you are again you always last section center
I give you a how do I get how do I actually welcome to the job ID code
Exit and save
extra of the push top where the last one is
on the bottom right, hit the microphone and just get out of here
Greg, what's your idea?
shit
I fucked up, G H
I just leaked it
G H what?
just G, wait let me check
how do I check?
Just flick on your name at the bottom.
It's so scary.
What kind of name is it?
G-H-I-D-V-K-Y-Y-4-X.
Yo, that can not be right.
It was, I think.
No, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, are you papaya carrots?
No, I'm G-H.
I'm going to change it to G-G-X.
Wait.
Wait.
It's what's the ID vk yy for x I already did that
Yeah, I already have you so why did I do in the game if you guys
Your papaya carrot, bro. Yeah, you're a papaya carrot. Exactly sure joint game. I'm glad you
What's the password okay, I've done this quarter. Oh my god careful my good screen when you type in it message
Okay, you forgot who won the last game.
Okay, we'll put it in the team's amendment.
If I get your team, I'm just gonna leave the game.
Controllers being plugged in now.
I'm going to get air on the team, I'm just gonna let them out.
Why is everybody in the monkey?
Mom, I'm laughing in.
Okay, how do I leave the bottom right?
Alright.
I need you guys to walk in here.
Okay, I'm ready.
Oh, that's the winning team right there.
Okay.
How do I ready up?
Alright, honestly, this is good.
Okay, there's a lot of buttons in this game, a lot of buttons, okay.
Did you just put me on a team with two brand new players?
No.
Guys, there's a lot of buttons in this.
I don't remember any of them.
Wait, it's X from my team?
Okay, yeah, I'm leaving.
Okay, so, okay.
There's Punch, there's Dive, there's Grab.
No.
I'm Duck-A-Z, I'm Duck-A-Z.
I'm going with the Salamander.
I'm team Kat so I'm running up the Kat.
I'm team Ducca Z.
Wait, they're ready yet.
I'll be the gal.
No one else is.
Who's the player in our field?
Me.
What do we have to do?
Let's go to the goal.
Okay, okay, okay, okay circle
Jumping jumps why you're going to kill a minor team, bro. I don't know what I'm doing
Like you're swinging at me though like
Fucking you bitch. I was the venue. I was the only way to go in the charity match multiple times
So you own gold, so what?
How do I grab the ball? How do I grab the ball?
Uh, right there!
Ow! How do I grab it?
Mass one, mass two.
Knocked out.
There's a bunch of-
That's one way motor!
Get away from me!
Put it in there! Put it in there!
What do you really need?
You just own gold. You just own gold.
so I was no that was good it wasn't yes I was no good defense good defense no
who's go with who's go as well we just had a point wait it doesn't matter like
which going to do it I guess it does yes it does yes what are you guys talking
about oh my god you're saying don't get the fuck away from me
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go.
Which goal will we go into, man?
Blue team?
Go!
Good!
Good.
Nice!
I forgot how to just throw a kick.
How do you throw it?
How do you throw it?
Figure it out yourself, figure it out, figure it out.
What?
Let me say it in team chat, please.
I don't see what I did.
I just thought you put it in yes or no.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
It does, it does, it does, it does, it does.
I'm not gonna need to fuck out, man.
Greek, self-gold.
Dang!
Oh.
Defense, defense.
Kill this guy.
knock down the chat
how do you die?
are we winning?
no, you guys are gonna fucking roll your dog shit
rick, they're on my team
oh my god
what the, am i on red team?
rick, get the red team
don't let them go into that hole, ok?
your team blue
there's a worker
knocked out, i knocked nobody out
i'm here
oh i knocked out
Go Jesse, go Jesse.
Oh, fucking up.
I see.
Go Jesse.
Everyone let me.
Oh, wrong goal.
Wrong goal.
Yes.
That's ours.
No.
Guys, guys, they fucked with the trolls.
It's completely fucked.
Oh my god.
Does anyone know?
Did anyone tell me to shoot the fucking ball?
You just let go.
I don't know how to pick it up yet.
I know how it works.
It is.
Nice.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Now, yo, Edward, you fucking badger.
I'm looking at her.
I'll just fucking let it go, man!
Don't let go, man! It's stuck!
I'm here!
Oh, I don't even know what that is!
Hey, you're just a fucking festerer!
Poachessie! Poachessie!
Crap, he's talking to me!
No, no, no!
You can't call up with the game as well!
I can't call up with the game as well!
Okay, it's time for army and military!
But when you're too close and in the lane, you stop!
I'm telling you brother, the game is bugged!
You have to record it!
You look at it, you look at it, that's good.
If we lose it's a bug.
Got me.
Fucking about this fucker out.
Oh that's how you sprint, bird.
Throw it, throw it.
Let go.
You just let go.
Oh.
Let go, let go, let go, let go.
Defense, defense.
Defense, DDDD, we're gonna play D.
Jesse, go, Jesse, go.
I
I'm a cosmetic teammate okay I don't know what to do on this game
Thurden! Thurden! Thurden!
He's alive!
Okay, I don't know.
Yes!
I like this game. I like this game a lot.
Yes, sir!
I forgot how to toss it.
When you're waiting at the end.
Hey, Trinkja! You like that?
Is it a...
You like that thing?
You like that?
I'm fucking rough at this.
Let's go.
Yo, I'm sure you think you are knocking me out, bro.
Oh my god.
Hey.
That is just not nice.
I don't know what the fuck...
No you don't.
Jump jump.
Get off me.
Who is our defense?
Get off me.
Look at me knocking our X out to the left.
It's our defense.
We're doing literally nothing.
Wait, how did you throw it though Mooda?
I forgot.
You have to let go of it.
And mouse one, mouse two.
Just let go of them.
I didn't have that one fucking knock him out knock him all out
I
Get on next. Yeah, yeah, I think I'm cheating and party in the book. I mean only showing the game is this is it?
It's what another dude the throwing is hard and you're blaming me because I had the ball
What did arrow do look at arrow? Have you seen him? Did you know he was on our team? Did you know?
The only thing I don't did it. I was
And he killed me. I thought it was on my team
I say never did I'm happy
But so is that literally the entire one side figure out
Yeah
You take the fucking you take it you take the bombs you put me in it's your bucket and then you can you take the fucking handle you you drag it back
Okay
They still join or be good
That's really bad
shit are you seriously being serious right now I thought I got it are you
fucking brain dead I'm discord you get set up a thing
so this guy's all man thanks you you fucking dog shit try shut the fuck up
you always look back shut up to me I am a fucking father she's talking about that
I beat every game to that wait I think I'm wrong guy
All right
Okay guys team ducca z
Go go go go go
Go go go grab it
What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to grab the ball?
We're gonna bring these over put it in the thing and then we're going to send them over
Okay pull pull
Put them in the thing right here
Go
Not possible if you can it's fine it's fine
Hold on
Aero what the fuck are you doing?
Take the fucking ball!
You pick up the fucking ball again!
it with the trigger we're in a big one in our home two bombs okay but now that I
don't want to pick it up we're gonna win guys I don't know that guy this is my
natural talent bro so we're gonna be oh wait for it to come yeah yeah how do we
get more bums and we can also go over there and fuck with them so they can't send bombs so
someone get in here come and get in this I'm gonna send you I'm gonna send me send me send me
Go go go go go
I
Got it guys, how is this guy in our base?
Don't my fucking way on me fucking bitch
Yep, yep, yep
What what I got it? I got nice
if he wakes up fuck out of here motherfucker good stop all right go go go come on
There we go
oh my god how'd you throw I didn't have to throw
I
Can't fucking move bullet bullet come here
Yeah, there's no way when that's what we're not like to with a trail and
Bumps throw them off
Guys get these bombs off wait wait they get it they get it close hold on I did
Oh, there's a sniper in here, man, like...
Wow, what a throw.
We gotta get these off. We gotta get these off.
Go. Good! Good!
Oh, no!
Oh, my fault, my fault.
I'm going in. Fucking dumbass.
Fucking dumbass!
Throw this off, throw this off, man.
Just load some fucking bombs, man!
Bang! Let's go!
Okay, we have to remake the lobby.
the sniper you didn't actually win that because the snipe was rather than i mean
yeah they should play and he said the nothing a nice try though he was
stopping us he was stopping us but i guess it's whatever makes you
shall that just discourage you though well what was that you just stopped
fucking dumbass well i didn't know that they could join
bulb about oh nice yeah but maybe you should put your
Discord on the other screen.
Oh really? Okay.
All good, bro.
He's fucking all nose, no IQ.
Of course, in the bar.
Oh my fucking god, man.
Okay, alright. I'm making you code.
Just making you code, or just put the lobby to invite OV.
You lock it on top right, and then just kick everyone out.
Yeah, true. And then lock in.
now though yeah we don't have to change it oh just by me sorry yeah code is this
no come on Jesse come on this this this this they have a voice bracket nothing
Oh, I need the past which I got it
You know you're mapping I mean we didn't even get to play this map. It's very competitive by the way
Yeah, yeah, let's play this map again because we can actually have a fair lot of teams. Fuck no
Shut up. I
Want Victor lose again?
You'll never be anything you achieve in your life. You understand me your dog shit nothing your dog shit
I own you in every aspect. You are fucking dog. Yeah games before
Then you got you
It's not soil it's a it's a Greek got a sounding like a fucking
from my crap for the last
villager
and I am the king only one can allow the perlabi below it and I'm the king so
all right now they're on authority and go go go oh yeah this is free this is
free get me in there get me in there you guys just send me in you guys just send me in
all in here down these home?
yeah
yeah one of you guys go over there and you can start something down there
air land air land
not yet!
get your boots off greek like you got thru
no you can't
nice
yeah
let him off
two down two down
no but that's the point like when they send them you have to throw them off
okay
fuck off aron
fucking bitch ass come here
stop me out
he just rolled off he fell off
help help
we go down together bro we go down together eggs
god damn it i'm good man
how
okay that's another mechanic it's so hard to not just roll up the edge
wall and you hold triangle what oh no no no no sorry I'll get out of play I need a teammate
just to fucking lock in for point one second and we had this
I'm getting knocked by my own teeth.
Send them back over.
Send them back over.
Take it.
See ya.
Good, good, good, good.
Wait, that was bad.
You stupid.
Fuck.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Help!
I'm perished, I'm perished.
Are you stupid?
Well, how about that?
No, I'm arrow.
Make sure.
Hey, hey, hey!
That is not nice!
Fuck.
You fucking done that?
That is not nice.
He's fucking dumb.
Hit him off.
Oh my, how are you, how are you taking me with you?
Jesse, help me.
Nice.
Burn him off.
Fuck.
Hey, hey.
Stop, stop killing.
Burn him off.
Go tell him.
Go tell him.
Go tell him.
Go tell him.
Go tell him.
Go tell him.
Go tell him.
Go tell him.
Go tell him.
Go tell him.
Go tell him.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Send us. Send us. It's just you. It's just you.
Get x good x
So bitch oh
Yo Joe
Hey Jesse Jesse we can talk this out
We should talk me up. Come here and get the fuck out what?
Hey, hey, yo yo chill. Oh my god guys. Can we throw some balls? They're so distracted right?
now what are you gonna do bro what are you gonna do I'm just going oops oops
Oops.
Oh.
Come here.
No, y'all look too slow.
I'm getting back at you later, you fucking loser.
Yeah, how are you getting up, bro?
Have you ever even touched me?
What is the point to get up?
What is the point to get up?
I don't know what it is on the key.
Good, good, good.
Good job on me.
Are we getting point to Lisa?
Yeah, we've, yeah.
Yeah, we have a lot.
three dudes on me could I get some assistance no some bums no we're doing
one now oh you fucking punch me dumbass
oh me I'm gonna tell them guys you're supposed to get rid of me you know no
I toss and I remove
let me over off the kids right now send me over send me over check I'll secure
this right now you can always send yourself away if you want to
yo yo yo yo yo chill chill jesse come on brother there's always someone in my
way
why are we missing some bombs
one left one left one left there's no more going just knock him out look at
the fuck out I'm going not supposed to let the bombs explode in your base I
I don't know if you know this.
Don't kill themself.
No, I didn't look.
No Greek did.
I didn't.
You did it.
What are you doing right now?
There's no bombs.
Is it all on my side?
There's one more bomb.
Just send bombs over.
Just send bombs over.
Just throw some fucking bombs over the helmet.
Like, oh my god, I can't.
I'm not killing that little key.
Oh, no.
Just throw it. You can't defend both. You can't defend both
rabbit
For out Jess
That's it. Gigi Jesse
No way no way we lose. Oh my god
Go go go. We need to send a bigger wave with me. Come on. Send me send me. I'm gonna go with the bums
Yeah, just try it. Yeah, I'm gonna go in with it. It is bugger. Just bugger. All right. Hurry. Hurry. Go
Let's just win. Let's just take one bomb is all we need
Bang that's good. That's bang GG. Bye. That's what we do around here
We don't mess around my god
It's not the sniper cup, buddy.
It's not the sniper cup.
I'm gonna tell you what I was gonna do about it, I was blowing the fucking up, bro.
I was blowing them up.
That's what I was doing.
You really let them win.
All right, so I need teammates, by the way.
Make way, make way.
Josh, you're fantastic.
Okay, now, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there a fucking game out there?
Okay, I got it.
Hold on.
There's another good game out there.
What the fuck, bro?
Are you serious?
Is there a set-up in the problem, really?
What the fuck, bro?
Are you serious?
Is there a set-up in the problem?
What the fuck
Be soccer
Oh my god, you guys know I'm really SSL and Rockin' League, right?
Like, I'm gonna be all of you.
Okay, you won SSL.
You won SSL.
You're backtracking every game, apparently.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm really the highest ranked in every game.
One more to do then.
Yeah, we should 3D3 and Rockin' League.
Hell, that's 3D3.
After this.
You know, I'm 3D3.
I mean...
Yo, I took 3D3 and Rockin' League.
Yo, I got ice.
Wait, why did you just say, well, I said, but just more exciting?
I mean, I tried to steal my credit.
Did you guys dump that? Actually, dump that.
Extra, though. That is 3D3 something earlier.
I'm here
Because you just got headbutton
Fucking bitch fuck you
No
how do you guys jump like that
I'll jump for him
Really?
That's not a foul
Nice!
Okay I'm gonna use that as an ennemy but I gotta get a fricking bitch
Why are you choosing duck full as well?
Get off my aura son
Like go!
Like go!
Axolotl?
It's not any teammates
Wait
No!
I'm a messie. I'm a messie.
Hold it. I'm a fucking messie.
I'm a messie.
See how you do what you do when you're supposed to?
You do what you do when you're supposed to.
Come with me, Lover.
Get nothing to fuck out.
Bang.
And free all of me.
Run, run, run, run, run.
Grab him, grab him, grab him, grab him.
Nice.
Let's go!
Get some tissues.
Who the you dumb fuck?
Oh my, X, you're so ass.
Fuck.
Oh my god, you're so bad.
Oh my god, X, you're so serious.
No, no, no.
I'm not saying I'm a ass.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bang!
This is what I do! This is what I do!
We play!
Let's see it!
Skipping.
Skipping.
Skipping. Skipping. Skipping.
The G-90 Sightseye is not there anymore.
It's not there.
Get in!
Skipping.
Oh my god.
Yo, can we do like a block ops, like, mobby or whatever?
Like, online multiplayer?
B.S. 6 or 7.
Like classic?
No, no, no, there's a pass.
Some other some other budget. Go Jesse. Go Jesse. Go Jesse. That's you. Go Jesse
Nice nice nice nice nice nice keep it on that side full-court press
Get the run and then
Hey
I can't control how hard the fuck you are.
I'm on mouse and keyboard.
Fine, hold that, we'll see.
You're out of the game.
I'm off the wall.
Get it out, get it out.
That's a handball.
You just hit it.
Get it out.
Get it out the door.
You got an arc.
I don't want to go.
Hi.
Yeah.
Well, how is it always on this?
I'm set up for it.
I'm set up for it.
This is game.
bro I got knocked okay get off me kid I'm back yes I got it I got you defend
how you like skipping like that by the way oh oh oh
Why are we all in here fighting right now?
Cross it!
Come on!
What the fuck?
What the?
Are you serious right now?
Are you serious right now?
Cross the answer!
Get it out!
Good boys!
I'm here, I'm here!
All the way!
All the way!
No!
No!
All the way!
You son of a bitch!
Brother, I get a perfect cross and you fucking you're eating your own dick out there!
Brother, why bother if you can't fucking score?
Bang! Bang! Bang, bang, bang, eat your haters!
And roll the-
And roll the-
Knock the fuck out of-
Just knock me out.
Oh man!
Just fucking get it done right now.
No, just turn around, get attention, get this shit done, I mean.
For real.
Fuck over here.
I'm throwing your ass into the ball too.
Get the fuck out of here, pussy.
Oh, wait, Jesse, hold on!
No, I'm angry.
No, I'm angry.
Let it laugh, let it laugh, Jesse.
You trying to knock you out, Mudak? Watch out.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm trying to be all the best.
It was a too close to the lob, to the goalie.
Okay, oh, man.
Knock his ass, knock his ass.
Come on.
Okay, I'll get the straight.
double
strategy
You gotta roll you gotta roll guys you have to defend the
Yes, yes, yes
Nice that's clearance come on
fuck off ex, fuck bitch, thank you
okay, ref
that's just a blatant foul, I'm here
stop, it's just time to quit
thank, get knocked out
it's okay, it's okay, I'm not lucky with my body
yes!
nope, nice
sorry
nope, wow
good stuff
left bro first you left left left left nice I got it I got clear back here again
you better hold it well we can't bro I'm stronger than this guy he is here
believe it he's shooting okay okay I got a little bit of these balls man oh my
We got defense.
Lodge, Lodge, Lodge.
OK, OK, OK, go, go, go.
Nice, Trippy.
Go, go, go, go.
Knocked out.
You're just game balling.
Real, so what's with this?
So what's with this?
I get it.
I'm going to set it up.
I'm going to set it up.
I'm going to set it up.
I'm going to set it up.
Boom.
Oh, my god.
Get the fuck off.
Nice.
Come on.
Nice.
Go!
Yes, yes.
Go!
This is massive.
Oh
T
What a clear
Come on. Oh my god, so what the fuck yo ass never fucking
I
Guys guys, yeah, it was one B3. What hell am I gonna get?
I'm looking for it
Why it's made wise and over draw
On that shit back, but that's your back nails
are you gonna fist bump?
are we fist bumping?
okay i'll fist bump
alright fist bump
fuck you
here's your fist bump
i'm just actually fucking some big
ass here
x hop off the duck-a-z though
you're not him bro
i'm the user
hop off the duck-a-z bro
how about you hop off the duck-a-z
for like just 5 minutes
fucking pussy. Who's with a P2?
Oh, okay. I'm trying to cheat with a second account, huh?
I had to take you. Wait a minute.
No, that was us. That was us. Okay.
Stream Snipers was just him on another account.
That was weird.
Why did you do a game mode settings and remove draws?
It was just, it was a little weird.
Man, I'm feeling like Greek today, bro, I'm feeling like extra fat, I want to keep more
fluffy redemption.
What?
Are you fucking smooth?
I'm on your team and you're talking like this, right?
Keep talking crazy about me, I'm gonna fucking spark you out, son.
I have that for the one time and you get one cellular goal.
I'm out for the one time.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let me see that axe.
It'd be pretty easy if you were to put on my nuts,
but you need not be on my main.
No, I'm not on my main.
I'm on my main character.
OK, now I'm on my main.
I'm on my main.
I'm on my main.
So how do you put a controller because I'm new on this one?
I'm using keyboard and mouse, and I like it.
Triangle is jump.
It's my main axe.
to grab a circle hold circle to do the like that they know we're doing and yeah
I'm gonna look for a house today is it like bad oh my god no I told I told I
have the one I'm gonna give you that's the worst skin oh look at that look at
I
Okay, we're not gonna call foul though cuz you clearly punch me right in the face
Am I trippin? Hold on. I mean, I mean it's allowed
Look at that bang. I mean the box. No, you're actually gonna get all your sweet tricks
I'm sorry. I was just taking tips of your goalie
Thanks for the assist fucking moron
And that's a goal right there. Nope go
I don't know what to do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hit that oh me
Won't go in
Oh my god
So is that all you guys do this game, is that all you guys do?
Nice ball, nice ball.
Oh, Jesse!
Nice ball!
Wow, wow, wow.
Keep going!
Keep going!
No way!
I'm sick.
I do that.
I do that.
Punch it!
That was Newton's third law, okay?
I
Says it was a save that was that was Newton's third law. Okay, it's just gravity slowed it down
Here we go. Yeah, yeah
Yeah off the wall into boom
It's a boom
It's a no way I told
I can't do one for no reason. That's on me.
Yo, look at it. Look at it.
Aircraft is messy. Aircraft is messy, messy, messy.
Yeah, one lucky goal, one lucky goal.
Actually, that's okay.
I can't deal with the old mech fields.
It's a midfield shot like that. Striker.
Yeah, it's a mid shot, all right.
Sorry.
I get hit by one of my teammates.
Okay, get, hold on a second.
BG is just messing me up.
What do you want me for?
Bro, what is that?
What do you want me for?
Okay, it's a little far.
Peace out.
Finish that.
He nice and saved it.
Oh.
Oh.
Good job.
Yeah, one, two, bang.
It was a real fun soccer plan.
One more.
Look at that off the wall.
Wow.
That was just a beautiful shot.
We can do that.
that we just I took my hat to you oh me
what's up help help
that's what I'm not going to help you're not enough oh my god nope no one is he
no thank you go man I got it across and give me cross
How do we tell you that no Jesse?
No, I said Jesse did not I said no to the cross. I said no to the cross. Okay, wait a minute
Really what was that?
Go win nice
No, thank you bitch ass fuck you go
That's a nice ball.
Quasit made it.
We have a player made it.
In.
In.
I'm hit.
Team mate down.
He's reloading.
It's going in. Go stop it.
Go keep her please.
Go keep her please.
Alright.
No, no, no, no, no.
Push that, push that shit.
Not today, Karate.
No, nice.
Come on, come on.
It's open, it's open.
Watch this.
Saved.
You can't do.
I was not standing there, that's why I was not standing there.
Yeah, and goodnight.
Yeah, goodnight, all right.
I don't understand. How do I always end up not go you go you go first you go first? Oh
My god, that was a crazy thing
No, no, no, no, please get around nice nice nice
Wow, that's toxic. Oh
I don't need to trust.
Good.
Give me that.
Nice! I know! I know! I know!
Just punch it!
But punch it!
Oh my, the arrow's hitting it the wrong way.
Sometimes you have to turn it backwards to go forwards.
You see?
I'm getting out of the way. I'm getting out of the way.
Punch this fucking bitch out of the fucker!
No, and it's it go for the cross go cross
Beautiful past
Wow
Good, good, good, good, good!
Clearing?
Yeah, got one!
One more, one more! I got it!
Nice.
No.
Oh, go for it.
I'm gonna try and clear him.
Oh, nice, nice!
BAM!
Jesse?
No, even close!
Fuck it
Guys were you trying one beat me on the look at that
Make a little path here, let us get up here. Yeah, it's all it was in the front all it was in the front
You have such a wrong...
Alright, alright.
We're gonna do the next game or the next game mode.
The next game mode into RISC.
Alright, sure.
We're gonna go into 3v3 Rocket League.
Sure.
Oh, sure.
I'll do whatever you want.
I've never played Rocket League before.
Okay, there's a few good games here.
Wait, let me go for a P, though.
I feel like these talk is fun.
Let me piss. Do not start.
Okay, get an X, try to download RISC.
What is RISC about?
Just trust me. It's called risk global domination trust. Oh God man. It's good
Just trust it's good
It's gonna do that first and then just know it's cinema
Yeah, it's basically a board game. You know that risk clip that's like a risk game that we played X
Have you just screaming at me? I got a million views
On what? On a shot. Have you just you taking over my land?
No, that was you giving him your land risk is like
Think of it like it's war you own territory and you slowly try to get more territory and it's very simple
It's the collegeable domination your your goal is to do what the British Empire could not do and it's getting empire to build it
So what you control the world?
You got you lose absolutely everything you lost your language to a French man
Like
Don't talk about good things
So are you done peeing or what?
No I'm not, I'm washing my hands
Shut up bitch, yes
You look like shit
Shut up bitch
Now go put some fucking tar in your fucking mouth
Do you want to get some snuzzle fat fucking boy?
You're the ugliest human I know
Now go eat some fucking dog shit fucking sausage
Yo, go eat anything other than air and dust
Okay
Now go eat anything except for your whole fucking Korean family
You're so fucking family!
You're fucking nose is an air filter, that's why there's probably no dust in your house.
You know, listen, YouTuber loves risk, by the way. They love it.
You're so fucking family on two-times only!
Oh, nice. You're so happy.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Bro, oh my god. Yeah, put in the game that don't involve fucking getting punched in the face, bro.
You see, it's harder than this.
The whole game, that's the whole thing.
Guys the goalie can have a shield and it's smash the ball really fudging hard. I don't use of my main fuck this
No way you just pulled out the starlight princess
I'm not
Yo, let me off the leash. Let me off the leash. Oh
Good night. Oh my god
Not even five seconds, and I'm already knocked out
I might not be well. Wait. Was that you? Yeah, sorry. Oh
oh not sorry about this
I forgot how to snack with it
oh my god
that's what we do
oh nice arrow
bang
oh he's just plunge but I need to just only
I used to work on the ice rink
shield once right
I know my way around here
you had a job?
once?
of course
is that in again?
I was a I was employed. Let's build someone needs a shield
mood it to you
Jesse might not fucking hit me
Muda pick up the shield nice. What is that? What's the shield you you block it you block it your goalie?
Why am I supporting the most important? Yeah?
Block this can we get arrow off of me?
I
Just took away the gold leaves. What do you mean? I did nothing you scored because of me
get knocked out, get fucking dragged, get thrown, juggle me, nice Sarah, that was cool
I mean I'm just getting told about this fucking guerrilla, that's a fucking, that's a fuck
out of your pussy, Jess I know I've been kind of mean to you and the voice comes here but
it's all just for the game, you know, hold me what the fuck are you doing, yeah but watch
you know that good job oh yeah that was nice got it go finish it I went to
hard oh what the fuck sorry Jesse oh good night get the fuck out man are you
fucking stupid do that again I'll fucking end your life what are you doing
I'm looking a little better.
We gotta go keeper.
That's a massive hit.
Nice contribution.
Nice contribution.
You're dipshit.
You're dipshit.
It's like human society.
You're fucking in the court.
You add nothing.
Mind it up.
I don't get it.
Okay.
Okay.
But that's it.
If I add nothing, I take you out of the round.
That means you're nothing.
I'm just contradicting yourself.
No, give me Angoli.
Give me Angoli.
get me out of the way
how do I punch?
square
got it
get out
nope, what? ping
nice
smack that
how do you run?
i'll kill him
sorry
they're gonna get it for you
earthlings for grog
Get fucked!
Go man!
I'm in, I'm in it.
I was at stamina, I didn't know why I couldn't punch.
I'm hit!
God fucking save!
Oh no!
I'm on the floor!
Man down, man down!
Oh no, oh no!
It's open!
Okay, okay.
We're on different terrain.
I'm out!
That's a free goal if I've ever seen one.
Alright, now JXC is also fucking god damn useless, dude.
So guys, there's a goal you're trying to defend that.
See?
Right here.
Muto, wake up over there.
Oh, wake up.
Grig went inside and then locks in and then does absolutely nothing for the same by the
way.
I just wanted to give you a hug.
Sorry for the delay.
Good!
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm here.
Where are you fucking mind-sick?
Get the fuck out of here!
get the fuck out of my face get the fuck out again
guys care oh my god sorry
and we gotta finish those come on punch that shit
get it out nice oh come on wow come on
wow
go back let's have a talk
Yeah, talk on that
I had to sorry
Come in don't get hit
What the fuck team?
How many times am I gonna get knocked out?
It's just it's an easy target
the middle
knocked out every three seconds I swear to God you buy missing a few buttons okay I
Mean I'm not getting knocked out every three seconds. Tell me are you getting knocked out of me three seconds?
You cannot hold that on your own bro.
You hit me.
No!
Never talk bro.
Never talk.
Come here.
Oh yeah let's talk bro.
Let's talk.
Watch out!
It's another shot!
It's another shot!
Oh.
Got me by a fucking head.
I'm a fucking bitch.
I'm hit.
I'm hit.
I got it.
Any help?
Any help?
I need help, I need help.
Punch it, punch it, punch it.
Nice.
Come on, man.
Oh, wow.
That's a shield and it does nothing, by the way.
Good.
Mid-pass, mid-pass, mid-pass.
Oh, where's your goalie?
Oh, I need up top, you go see.
I
Don't need anyone watch this
I
For one so this is 96 you're aware
Ah what someone order some back shots
Fucked on and down
From downtown
My god
I was lucky embarrassing I got drunk into the cold with
You go!
It's fine
It's fine
Yo, what is he doing?
It was great
It was great
It's fine
It's fine
It's fine
It's fine
It's fine
Shut up
I'll rock you in left rocket league at least
I know that for a fact
What? How do I get knocked out to that?
Nope
Nope
No thank you
So you can tell the other guys how to use a shield.
You know what?
No, you're trashed. You're not gonna do all that.
Guys clear!
Side clear!
Side clear!
Oh, are you?
Clear!
Muda.
Good!
We need a man!
I'm dead!
Amazing!
Fuck all.
The management stopped my pick.
Oh!
Winnable.
Winnable.
Actually, winnable.
I swear to god if we play our cards with me
We get the same thing back to what they did
Yeah, you have 30 seconds pow
Nope
Nice good fucking punch center
That's it now. Thanks. I told I told I told them
It's okay, we still win
Center
That's what we do
Jesse guy on my fucking team
I think it hit me more than anyone has a anyone of this
Another win
That wasn't a very rough win
I'm gonna get up
Thousand gifted
fuck this shit give me off this game bro please
I already left, I'll take the ford
I'll take the ford
what the fuck is wrong with me today
that's a fucking game bro
what about risk?
you need to download risk while we're doing that
yes
I'm downloading risk, I'm already downloading risk
but I have a house showing at TETNOX
I think I have to go after rock league
just skip that and we're gonna play risk
is that on steam?
yeah well you have to go where?
but you don't have any but this is like you have a day or something
no I have to go look at a house because uh
I really should have sold my house I'll ask that
oh if they're delivered to you to give you a fucking face time
is what he does like what the fuck useless motherfucker face-time house what the fuck is this guy doing
he's making money moves just let him lock in yo great we should make money moves yeah no money
34 months
fine you got me there
all right open up i have nothing to say but i mean what is what it is
Yo, come on, bro, you're rich.
Hey, you just can't be literally just a little...
Yeah, the vibe's really... I mean, the vibe's really...
No, no, no, no, because the funny thing is, I locked on X's stream today, he's like,
No, chat, chat, I'm gonna be nicer than that.
I think I'm gonna just start being nicer, guys.
True?
I'm sorry, Greg, you're one of my best friends, I love you man.
Okay, shh.
Oh my god, Elephant Boy's talking again.
You invite me.
You're a life on high five in here right now.
this game is about to true strategy
Chad we play the normal game up playing rocket league I have to download it
yo the among the smackers we're playing risk cuz he's only playing one oh okay
oh yeah risk risk risk we were doing risk I'm on roughly oh the among the
No, we're playing risk on gun
Bro, oh my god. I was ready to play rock. Yeah, but we're playing risk on gun
We'll give a lot of them for both of them for both of them
Well, Rocket League's gonna take seven minutes to download over here on my end
Well, we're not doing rocket league anymore. We're doing risk because we've got real realtor
I don't think it's very good. It's gonna be a couple games. I understand it
I think for as new players because of the way that it's the terrain's linked with one another
Greek picked it up pretty quick they won't get it
Greek what did you learn last time not to trust X
I led you to victory last time you fucking bitch
No, it's plays the exact same
Axi in the rundown you have like
Okay, okay. Yeah
You start with a few troops, an army, okay?
The goal is to take all the territories, okay?
The base of it, when you wanna attack a territory,
you want to have more troops than they have
when you attack, right?
And then, if you have way more, you're gonna kill them,
easy, and you take their territory.
You must attack every turn to get a card, right?
So attack with more and return, done, finished, okay?
Now, based off of how many countries you have,
you'll get more troops per turn.
So, is that a plus three, you get a plus three.
But, if you have multiple countries,
let's say in Europe, you have all of Europe,
if you have the whole continent,
you get a continent bonus.
Those are massive, it's what you get
the most troops out of it, okay?
And then, until you wanna protect your continent, yes?
So then, so then.
And then you want if you don't attack you don't get you don't get you don't get cards or cards
Give you more troops when you lock them in and turn them in
Okay, wait, so let me get away. So you need troops on the game or do you constantly?
Yeah, you wait when you have the you have the whole planet
But so one is it teams or is it one person one person, but you can have alliances it
It'll make sense when you're in here chat. What mother you want to play advanced Europe
It
The main the main thing you have to remember to do is just attack every turn at least once even if it's like a little attack
Just so you get your card
Okay, these are play world map or world advanced
World advanced probably
I mean what's the difference just classic because it's the first time so world advance has more flanks
and nobody gets like a freak on anybody's existing it like it think that's better I think that's better
because like if you have Australia you just win uh chat where's world advanced there's one right
I personally like Rivertown. It's a bit unorthodox. Chad, what do you think about Rivertown?
Alright, let's do classic. Fuck it. We'll do classic.
Rivertown, shh, do-do.
Okay.
Okay, let me just... Modifiers, public, what have I just...
Okay, we're gonna have no Blizzard in the fog of war, no portals, placement, manual or auto. What are these ones?
Uh manual sure you check or yeah auto was so bad for me last time wait wait
It probably manual for the first time so he understands it
He's gonna be like what the hell's going on here? I
Think you're small okay. Yeah, hold on check being a bunch of bitch ass those
Let me just do
World will do world like that. It's like a bigger world like a classic advanced chat. What is the world? What is that called?
Yo, hurry up big nose shut the fuck up bitch ass
You just do Pangea
if you want
just anything anything anything I'll play an old player
fucking up fucking we're playing classic
any other measures you know yeah
I'm gonna inches of it
it's just only three inches
only
Where's the fucking main map? Like where's the main map? I can't see it anymore. It just disappeared
Three inches from the base classic got it. That's actually pretty freaking long from the top to bottom or like I got it
I got about an inch and a half nose
You guys three inch nose for real you guys ready?
If you give us two sides, we can figure out the third side like two. I'll watch out guys
It's a you guys to join up
It's only set it to auto though. Um, it's probably wait wait wait auto. Okay, I'll do auto then
Okay, the other problem auto, okay, I'm putting out auto the other problem with auto is that I joined off the code. I'm copying it
No, no 30 it's me arrow CS
wait there's an imposter among us oh me wait oh me you have a skill in the game
hello you play this I'll make a fuss I just got it while I was waiting
What are you missing?
I didn't know that before.
You don't have the game yet?
No, I joined them on it.
Okay, join now.
Do you have a controller or what?
No, it's keyboard mouse game.
Okay, let's go.
What the fuck is this?
It's good.
Trust me.
Why are you walking?
Sign with Steve.
Because you reported me.
Like five times.
Because you're being a baby. Hold on. Yeah, yeah, six play on classic is gonna be insane
That's why I said advanced
I have
My god
We're messing up God that player I can't you have to join up with the code man
Uh, I'm by you. I'm by you. I'm by you. I'm by you. I'm by you.
Is that you?
I'm by you motherfucker. I'm fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fight it.
Sometimes it takes a second for it to show up. I know this all the way. Casual.
Bro, that's not right. No, I'm by your skin account. Oh
Oh, I'm in. I'm in. Nice. Wait, game is full. No, you're in. Oh, God, bro. Okay. So
conquer land. Yes. Click ready. Click ready. Otherwise it'll
get kicked out. Great. You have to hit the ready. Shut up, Jesse. Okay. I'm locked in.
Okay, okay, so if okay, if you wanted the game to be easier to see okay
What go to bottom left go to the go to the stats in yellow and click on the globe?
Yeah, yeah, make sure that make sure that the yellow is highlighted and now you can see the continents you see them
Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay. That's what you want
Mm-hmm. So I took the entire game in the world. Yes, but without focus
on just having good troops and trying to get a comment.
So where am I starting at first?
This is really a, I shot, I shot.
Coming in the most contested area.
Right now you are, what color are you?
You're purple.
Right now you could go for South America,
you could go for Australia.
I mean, yeah, I think I won for free pretty much.
I won for free?
No, white is like, I hope he is fucking,
it's why Otto is there, I can't actually hold.
I mean, what the fuck is the game do to me the game just told the fuck out of me.
Oh, my shit is so troll too, bro.
Yeah, I mean, I got you all right. Is that what I could do?
Okay, so, how do I fight?
Okay, so, okay, so, but now you have, the game will tell you how many troops you have.
Now, you want to click on a country and add how many troops you want to be on that country.
Right? Like, let's say you want to South America.
You could put, you click on your four in Brazil, put a few on them, or all of them, and attack two blue.
You could do that.
Or you could.
It's not letting me.
So I'm pressing the tool next to me.
It's not doing anything.
It's not your turn.
No, no, it is.
No, it is.
It's drafting, which means it's adding to the lane.
Arrow?
No, he's moved up.
He's not showing me now.
Oh, no, next.
I'm kidding.
Click on your own country.
Click on the four.
Or four.
Click on that.
Yeah, press four.
Press four, yes.
Click.
Now, at the bottom, there should be a slider or like arrows,
whatever.
Then you would do the green button when you want that.
Well, what?
Okay, you click on the four, then you click on the bottom, the button, the only one button,
there's only one button.
You click on that, it's a green button.
It's like a-
I don't see any of that, bro, I don't see any of that.
Under draft, there's a button.
You click that.
It says next piece.
Yes.
No, no, no, no.
The draft first.
Okay, next one, then.
Next one, next one, next one.
Okay, okay.
You know what?
How about you look at my fucking discord screen share, bro?
Oh my god, thank you so much to fight
Click x click x
Jack wasn't it wasn't it was this thing is it buggy?
Is your mouse broken? No
Now you attack
the check one yeah and now go next week quickly that attack attack anything
seven to two click seven click two click seven then you click two click you
yeah now click it good that that was pretty much a low key that was that
was the best thing you could have done it is put it on brazil yeah that that's
Okay, um, hey, oh me you're just gonna let me have Europe. Yeah, no, I will grief your game
You need to get that first you need to get you need to get out of Europe and make your way anywhere else
I should have more in Europe than you already though, so I should have Europe okay, and I will greet
I promise you yeah, oh, I'm gonna grief your game if you don't get out. Oh, I miss this I miss this
Hmm
Okay, this first gets Europe. Oh wait, it's my turn
Yes granted. Yeah, mooder permission to breathe some of your oxygen guys
Just in general you don't want to attack like five against four whatever like these are like very risky
You're gonna lose almost every time and if you win you'll lose your troops. It is dog shit
Getting grief
Yeah
Yo, I'm willing to offer you a true smear. I will let you have South America
If you don't push into North America, you know, yo, yo, that's a lot of land go down go down
Would you like to make a drawing why are we trolling lights?
You'll have a voice they return
are we trolling I told you get your shit out of Europe or you're done it's my
country it's my continent
okay um like what I would do is that I would hold both America and then you
hold South America right and it's easy because then you don't have to hold
the Mexico, the way they push into you, you know what I mean?
So it makes you, makes us both stronger.
Okay, but the thing is, X is very smart, so I feel like the reason you're doing that
to me is you're gonna like fuck me over in the future.
Well, because I need to hold three borders and you need to hold two borders and you
don't have the troops for it.
I mean, I can just push you every turn.
Do you want to?
Okay, fine.
So, only hold Brazil and I am only going to hold Greenland in Alaska.
Don't listen to him.
line. All right. I never told new players. Okay. You literally
trod me. I gave you the winning solution at the entire game
and you told the game. No, you didn't. Oh my god. No, you didn't.
What are you doing? I need to attack something. No, you have to
win. You have to win. And you lost. Yes. I mean, I mean, he's
showing the game. Don't even attack me then.
Wait, you already lost?
Jamuda, you want to go for the red at the bottom of South America right here.
And then after, the next phase is reinforcing and you want to get out of Peru.
Still alive. How much troops are there to play the B3?
You can do anything you want. You can do 2-2, 2-1-3, 2-1-3 if you want to.
on it as a matter of fact that you can resupply you can reinforce nice I I would
oh yeah son so now you in attack three click on six become three sense and
what the same way you did earlier okay let's just do it don't do any of it
but okay now you have the whole fun now yeah now no except whatever the game
you to do it except except all of it and now connect four to three on reinforced
go next phase yeah then click on four and then click on your three yeah okay now
click on your four yeah now click on your three yeah now all of them all of
them no all of them just like that that's like well now that moves your troops
It's the only time you get a chance to move your troops
Exes basically X is gonna make you attack everybody but him that says comes
It is though you can move the troops anywhere as long as they're like connected
Six to five on this guy
That's me, bro. Personally. I wouldn't do you gotta go up. It's good to just strengthen your
Paint just trolled the paint just trolled the game. I'm literally out of the game
It's I've had one fucking turn and I'm out of the game
I said don't take it. I said don't take your one turn
Yo, yo, yo, me. Oh me. I mean when you're when you are fifth or sixth
You want what you want to do stack all your shut the one guy and just hold one country and wait for an opportunity
Otherwise you get hooked over I couldn't even I didn't even get a chance to think because I played one turn
There's no strategizing you thought
You thought one, you should have won for you.
We can do vault review, I can show you.
Okay.
Because look what I'm doing here, is what I'm doing right now.
Because I'm fucked otherwise,
I could have gotten eliminated as well.
Yo, Blue, I'm just passing through,
I'm just passing through, okay?
Where?
I don't actually want this.
Where?
Over to my home world.
You're gonna be spread thin to one, one, one,
it's not passing through,
it's being fucking stupid as shit.
What a dumbass.
Nah, I'll just fortify, we'll just fortify.
I need that low key, so.
You motherfucker, Aaron.
I'll get out eventually.
What's stopping me right now, X,
I
Don't want to get to Africa you can do whatever you want
How are you gonna leave I'm gonna have to like literally the odds aren't amazing because it's six to five
You don't have to kill me. I'll just leave leave it empty on the right side like leave it one and one and I'll move out
Okay, I don't want to do I'm gonna put nobody at the bottom here don't attack that you know I'm saying
Okay, he's abusing you. Oh my god. He's abusing you. He's doing nice. It's me. You just said okay. You just
said okay. Now you can attack if you want to, right? And if I want to, I can reinforce the bottom and attack you as well.
But I'm not. See, we're holding the border. It's like a, it's like the, uh, what happens if I just fuck you over that?
Oh, I had this matter. Then I pull my shit and I will remove your Venezuela at return and you'll never get as a bonus.
No, you will never get a bonus
Hey, well, I'm gonna have to do this just to get an attack out of the way
Now I'm gonna hit white because I need to get an I'm gonna reinforce
You're dead to me
Oh, right now you're literally leading the game like Jesse's leading more because you got a lucky spawn it
But technically you're in front because that look you're a plus you'll get like a plus six in the next one
So Australia is already fortifying
All right
All right, at least have some shame when you speak well
Please have some shame and yeah, gang Australia's probably gonna win
see what you can do is you can reinforce your brazil right and then attack from
your northwest alaska to greenland to get a card that's what I would do but for
that I'm gonna send my troops across the world if I wanted to do only on
purple we have to go one at a time yeah and the purple is up there you can if
you just put a purple in America you can just kill in America already
Was it the smartest thing to do for him?
The smartest thing? You would put all on brazil, you would end the drafting turn.
You would click on your all at the top, north west of it, and you would attack greenland.
No, no, no. You would put a troop in america, up in canada, your homeland.
You don't need your own. You have three troops. You have three troops. Four to one will win for three.
yeah just ask Muda and then click the earth Muda use that for top draft your
shit in America draft your shit put all your asses in so drop Brazil and yeah
Brazil yes and then the end end the jet now use that for top left yeah for top
left and kill someone in America yeah exactly he's just one the top of the
one and it's not Africa no no no no never got North America no they're all at
the top we're both the top North fucking Africa motherfucker over the top North
Where you live? North America. You're fortifying it. I can't. You skip attachment and you skip your
attachment. Save on God. On God. Save on God. Muda, Muda, do you even want to be him? I want to, I just don't know.
I'm a very small learner, bro. A small learner. I need help, bro. You know, it's the first time I've ever played this, bro.
I know and you're trying to enter on your yet. Yeah, you're going to say that you can put a
Like basically
Drafting is putting on the troops then you stop that
Like you make you make you make you make Ronald look smart like it's getting bad. Oh draft your shit
Oh look it's one of them.
Ronald.
Oh Ronald earlier.
You guys having fun?
Yeah.
Okay cool.
Oh you're too... I forgot about that.
What?
Oh okay I see you there.
You're doing it.
You're doing it.
I forgot.
That's crazy.
It's the same distance for me.
Oh okay I'm just going over here.
Nice play though, straight up.
Was that the best play though?
Uh, yes, yes, he had one more good play here, but he didn't do it because I don't know what he's doing.
Attacking, uh, from Western Europe to Great Britain and we'll give him Europe an extra and then we'll tell you can test it.
Oh yeah, I should have taken that. I'm sick.
I completely forgot.
Who's this girl texting me all the time, though?
The top left of the screen, the top left of the screen.
Oh yeah, Northwest Territory, yes.
Yeah.
So lucky.
How the fuck did I lose two in a landslide battle?
Like, I explained that.
Like, what a fucking joke.
It's not over for you yet, I see you.
Hey, I should probably take you to North Africa.
But they're getting a one loss there?
would be surprising if like a mathematical not getting two laws is insane
In an 11 a v2 losing to
Nice fortify
Fuck I didn't even my cops now remember that your neighbor the blue guy is getting is getting
uh, studs every turn because he's like,
uh, Africa.
I'm not telling you what to do.
Okay.
But if you push the border, every turn,
I'm not telling you what to do, but just don't attack me up here
and attack the guy next to you.
So last time I was, I was getting advice.
That was, I was, I was swallowing, but now,
my best now is good.
Got it.
Imperfect.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
What are you gonna do about it, buddy?
You ain't gonna do shit.
You're a dog shit.
You're trash.
You are, you are.
You are garbage.
You might have money, but you have no fucking skill.
Buddy buddy you're our shit now. Oh, what are you doing?
You can hold that you can't push that you just hold it fuck it
Cuz now you hold the choke point that's up
Now you should fortify back
Yeah, and attack and and fortified. That's what I would do
So basically you're a dog
Why would you why would you you're 13 nobody listen to it?
Nobody is pushing your team!
Is there only a pie?
I'm the rest are in the hemisphere.
I fortified that.
Fucking big nose motherfucker.
That's God!
Holy shit, you're actually getting manipulated. Holy fuck.
Is that the guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Australian cock is holding Australia.
And he's winning by default because the game came a free win.
We made it.
Thank you.
The only way we win, by the way, is if we get better territories and get better cards.
I had to attack one so that was the that was like the you know the best one to attack because
it was only a one but Muda we're chill yeah we're definitely not chill bro I'm
I'm not going to give a shit, I'm not doing it, you fucking cunt left, bitch ass, I'm not fucking doing it!
I don't know how do I take all of that by the way?
You just attack all of it, but I personally because you have to hold three positions.
Oh god, Greek just got juiced.
It's a good thing you didn't attack me.
Of course he's doing like last time, he's just showing the game and just fucking doing the Greek skip,
where he just grapes my game and loses the game as always.
How did you fucking dumb pussy?
now great now great the game you lost six troops you know how you know how bad
that is fuck brother like do you have any idea how bad that is I didn't give a
fuck brother you're a fucking dog shit person like what a what a fucking moron
like any place games you've grief it because it oh it's so funny I'm gonna
I just lose it's just lame, but you're so fucking stupid
Wow, you're holding yet and now we have green lemon 10 and what what what a fucking what a crazy turn that is Jesus Christ
Yeah, it means you can't get that and now you have to fight for Asia
No, I can't get it. I can't count you. I can't get it. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. These are your troops lose them
Okay, I will I will take all of us at the top right always gonna have left it is the is the remaining or remainder of blue now
He's turn your cards in and wipe them out and you're gonna get his cards
Yeah, you're gonna suck all this cars and you take him out of the game easy. No
Wait, did you just lose a three to two?
that I just forgot damn what I mean you get you actually could get Africa here
the way that you're talking about it like I have your word I have your word
right don't do that then don't you have to do that what I mean no you don't have
to hold that border because I'm not gonna push it I'm the one exactly so she's
Go on 13 just fucking push into Africa fucking exactly exactly
Okay, how do I deploy troops to Africa take all over Africa see guys we draft into 13
Do that draft on the team and then do next and then do next stage
So the place of society put a max out yet. Yeah
Now go to a phase
18 to one then on your computer do enter. Yeah top right first enter beautiful now do it again on the next one
I'm on the blue. How much I put each one though. How much I put yeah, it doesn't matter much
Right. Yeah, all of it faster. Just do bang bang
Right the black one. Yeah the black
Black one is Africa, by the way, it's Africa.
Middle East is Africa, by the way.
Now, yeah, now you're gonna, now, no, don't put it,
you have to get mad against what you have to, yeah.
What I would do is I would re-fortify North Africa again,
because that's your choke point.
Wait, wait, wait, so how do I do that?
That was no great, but it's okay, just end the fact.
you need you know what to do arrow
you know exactly what to do
take them out
i mean you know fortified i mean fortified
i'll click nine and then click one
click your nine
at the bottom
no it's not gonna be fortified it's not gonna be fortified oh
and then click your one
i don't know how to play this game bro
then click your
anything that's connected and then you click somewhere else and you can put
as many as you want
bro i don't know how to do this bro
so like right there you only put one
you know what to do
I will agree. If you take out his tenor, I won't push your dumbass. I won't push your
shit if you take out his tenor. No, no, no, no, no, no. Otherwise, I have to turn my
card and go for you. I have to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Arrow, you take South America
and you push into X and North America and I'll let you have it. Yo, if you take Greenland
and you go back to Iceland, I won't push you.
er i think you go africa and the south america
surely you guys don't think that
right
i mean i mean it for him or not the media
you can't play facebook lookie except that but not reinforcing
yet that's why we are so sorry
good job good job
yet from the top down from the top down great
You have you have fucking Greenland top down it crumbs off my fucking balls like who the fucking
Your facts like shut the fuck up my entire shaft
You're fucking useless bitch ass
suck my balls game
Fuck that actually gets head because I think I got all three different cards
You can trade in your cards or troops
That's what next
Everything don't you dig everything minus nine lose everything. Yeah two cards
Wait a second, you know arrow, you know
Oh my god!
If you push blue, you get all of his cards, you get all of his cards and you push blue by them.
Chopped up like a Caesar salad.
Oh my god.
Alright, please arrow and...
Jesse, please do not fuck me.
Yeah, look at how scrumptious those look.
This is like a reverse ego player. I don't want to give a fuck.
The reality is that you drift my game, I drift your game.
It's easy and you agree for fucking game is who gives shit
Anybody can York your whole shit never they're not gonna because you're the one fucking manipulate everybody they're not gonna touch me
How they are in the driver's seat because of what I said
Our is gonna absolutely fucking bone your entire fucking colony. You're the mess. You're the mess
uh
jessie?
jessie, are you s-
yeah, i'm in the mess
he's fat
hey, welcome, greek, welcome
what just happened?
greek, trolled the game
greek, trolled the game
greek, trolled the game
did you just die?
yes
now i die next
because he's fucking done this
Let's just let's just hold these two on paper you could
Three loss three
I cannot believe that you didn't go for it somebody screen share
Somebody screen share
So
Jesse I thought we were chill no
No, I lied. Yeah, there was no reason not to go there. I lookie now
So we're lying
Okay, okay
Yeah, I'm not gonna go for X after this
Um, you might want to remove some of the white pieces because he gets more troops per country as well
That's how you start up you're getting my control you put you in a situation where you have no country
To take out America these guys this guy's down
Basically, but I was that you didn't reinforce the determine right so you couldn't hold your choke point and he pushed through it
It's why it's only the reason just go get your 1-1 again, and then hold your fucking
Do 1-1 and then hold no, never good, and then you need to kill all the pinks
No, no, no, so what you should do is go for white because right now white has complete control
Yeah, do all and then one all send me and turn turn turn it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Make sure you hold that you have to hold it if you go up you kill yourself. Yeah
Actually, don't you have to I
Wouldn't I would not go there. That's you
Yeah, now it's going reinforced from South of Africa to North Africa
Yeah, like this eight to nine eight to the nine eight to the nine
Yeah, the bigger your stack is the less likely they have to attack it because they will take so many losses when they attack it
So you want to have like strong points? You know I mean if you're spit out thin you get my bad slowly
understanding this okay
Now actually I bought to get fucked so how do I help you or are you spot? I lost I lost one of them
Yeah, the more playing you have, what's your fuck your fuck you can't come back anymore. Yeah, the good thing is
The good thing is I did die, but I took ex-qc down with me
Shit mentality I took my down you
You're a bitch
Sit and watch Jesse's
Fucking that roll roll go eat the fucking board demon your trash
Oh my god, that's the worst pair I'm sick.
If you're just going to lose, can I have your continent or is that not fair?
Basically, from where you stay game, I'm not saying it's because I'm biased.
From where you stand, you would have to reinforce before you do it, right?
But you would be spread thin, as in like, you might not make it across because you need to have one per counting your losses.
Think about it.
So take a gamble?
It's not great. I'm not gonna lie.
On paper.
That's just...
I had to. I had to.
Look, I'm going back home.
Like, I've gotten such bad luck at this game.
Plus, the fucking Greek Damasco and my shit, it's insane.
Yeah, shit. When you mention my name,
just have some fucking respect.
He died for you, okay?
Oh, me didn't even get to play the game, he still played a better game than you, Rick.
You fucking fat-ass.
Yeah, yeah.
Keep talking shit, buddy, and see where that lands you.
I'm not up here.
So if you're in my position, do you kill Pig, or do you fortify?
Or do you fortify more?
You're just lucky that my bridge is fortified because of my weight, and it's nearly impossible
true but that's not for everybody okay so lucky some people's bridges are made
out of paper and dinner and you trolled like I said I ain't bro like bro you
not see the people sitting on the right you think you're like Napoleon and your
dog shit oh you got it but I lost five rooms ago I think I have a feeling you
might win this I don't know why I wonder why I just cannot believe what he was
saying yes Jesse just gonna give you some of your vision if you be
why was it you die you just not see anymore yeah you're like out yeah it
kicks you out my whole room is red because of that screen okay
Oh
Welcome to the jungle
Let me see let me see your cards wait, what the fuck is that bug?
You can still win. Okay. Yeah, you ready ready?
I'll do it. I click the X with the X
Okay, draft on 16 all of it
Okay, get pink one pink one pink. Just go just go northbound and just hit all the ones
No, no, no, no, no, click on anyone. No, don't do that
Go through go to Asia
It go for America 21
Do one
No, I told you a little bit
Enter.
Okay, 19 to 1.
To 1.
On the other, uh, yeah.
Okay, did he click?
Enter.
Enter.
Now 1 above you.
Above you.
Yeah.
Enter.
Enter.
Now 1 more on your left.
On your left.
Enter.
Enter.
Stop.
Stop.
Now reinforce back to your fucking North Africa.
How do I do that?
How do I do that?
How do I do that?
I'm not surprised yet.
Okay, and then what?
First 15 to this?
Yep.
Boom.
Enter.
Done.
done
it's messy you do
and yet it's not a great it's not a it's not a
why is my chat saying sword sword sword
because it's the it's the best move you have
like
bro
it's like when you're playing chess not if
some moves
don't know look crazy but it's the best move you have so what else are you gonna do
oh Egypt as well so i'm sorry but it doesn't matter
he's gonna be able to go and push anyway
This I mean the bro they've got push anyway
You get to get back did I just lose trip for that or no?
Now I mean she would have taken your Egypt back and you wouldn't get your bonus anyway, right?
So basically next term make sure you get Egypt
But it's like so hard to hold two comments because you'd have to hold Egypt East Africa and it North Africa the tree choke point is crazy. Oh
My god, how is it so strong?
actually it's not I'm about to lose
oh my god yeah yeah yeah I mean see this looks look this that like looks good
But the reality is that he's playing something and when when he attacks, I mean
Jesse's not gonna lose any troops. It doesn't matter
Yeah
No, it is just Gigi. Yeah, this is what this is Gigi on turn four. Let's be real here. Jesse's won this. Let's feel this
I mean, ah, if there's a man in this lobby that can collect this, it's just gonna be
Yeah, yeah, that's got all so how did this guy just win the entire game?
Because Greek, okay, okay, basic, basic, okay, okay.
I'm gonna give you a summary.
Oh, me trolled himself, gave his cards, right?
Yeah.
Greek trolled himself and me, and then it, it gave both our cards back to Jesse, so
that he turned up with fucking five turns, like, that's like 50 troops.
I mean, you cannot, that's GG.
Greek trolls, Greeks bad, Greeks fat, Greeks this, Greek, how about you get my fucking
dick out of your mouth?
Buddy, buddy, I played his game right.
X, X, X, X, X, help, help, help, help, help.
Oh.
Um, you go, um, no you can't, you don't have the set yet.
Um, go on, 15.
Uh, attack, uh, Egypt.
Okay, yeah.
Uh, remove, oh yeah, effect Middle East, one time.
Um, and then stop, stop, stop.
Now just stop.
Now just, and attack phase.
and reinforce again.
Why are you taking advice from a leader?
Why do I reinforce? Why do I reinforce?
No doubt about it.
Do I leave one in Middle East?
Yeah, it doesn't matter because he's getting so many troops per turn that he's going to get that anyway.
Like, he's getting like plus nine.
What you just did is that you removed himself from getting, instead of getting a plus...
What? What are you doing? Nine, nine.
Twelve, he's going to get like a plus, whatever.
Egypt that's good. He's a good tube not because he because no type of protects Brazil from getting invaded
So he doesn't look like I haven't told him to use his car. I see fucking you because it's not he doesn't accept you fucking big fucking
All right, okay, let's just be at peace. Let's have some
Okay bro, arrow, I'll be, I'm at peace with you, bro.
What do you wanna do?
Thank you.
See, he gets plus nine.
We have to battle against Jesse now.
If he didn't take Middle East,
he would have gone plus 18 instead.
Okay, so that was like a micro, it was a micro.
Yeah, it's good.
So we only got plus 11.
Oh no.
All right.
Oh no.
Jesse, come on, you don't have to do this.
Dude, I trolled again, it's not letting me.
I fucking suck, man.
I
Here's what's up with the tickets was over there. Yeah, what is happening bro? That was a questionable play. Yeah
I mean at this point all you get is plus two out of fucking out of fucking Australia
I like oh my god, you could have pushed and done cards. Yeah
The little connection thing through me. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
That's 12 troops. Oh
Um, you're low key. I would I would play low key. I think just I don't even know you
Absolutely could to get all your up low key. Just go for this. Yeah, go all on northern Europe and just get the whole circle
Wait, do it properly though. Yeah, it mess up. Yeah, now just do it. Now do from 20 down one and then do the whole circle
Just get around. Oh
like that oh god now do it yeah you scroll left left left yes and then go
out enter enter enter enter yeah enter yeah I slept it I know no no no no no
I slept it now see the video now yes and you did enter yeah you're great no
No, no, no, no.
Okay, no, and practice.
If I was you, I would reinforce ice like that.
No, yes, you do that.
Now, I'll reinforce ice like that because otherwise
Greenland is going to push into it.
You think I'm new fighting it?
Yeah, and it put like five, put like six,
put like six.
Six, six, six, six, six, good.
That's actually, bro low key,
you actually might win.
Yes, yes, yes, don't do that to me.
Okay, now we just have to kill Jesse and it's that easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll bomb in your entire country
Yo, I cannot believe that Jesse locked himself for no reason buddy for a plus two you can't do shit now. I
Don't know what's going on, bro
We have to go my left yeah
Yeah, well, he's not taking it because he's being nice right but if he attacks Venezuela, you build us some
Shit raw I won't the biggest threat is Jesse
Whoa, what's the fuck?
He does not care about you. He wants you dead
Yeah
Okay, now's gonna be a little more complicated
Um, I ready
Put all your seven on
East Africa put all your seven on East Africa. You're looking at Europe. He's over. Yeah, all the area
Okay, buddy. Okay, that's what I do. You're gonna use you go next phase
Okay, they use in North Africa to attack Egypt
Okay, okay, and hold on. No, okay now put puts
puts um
Almost almost all of us all put
What does that have more 13 13?
Okay, now important you do that now attack Middle East one time
Okay, and turn and turn okay now attack Southern Europe one time
Okay now now reinforce and attack I use it
Okay, now reinforce Southern Europe and moving to Middle East instead of
Yeah, that's that's fucking massive. That's insane
Now you have no now yeah now you see the wall at the top of now you have
Ukraine in Middle East or making like a front
And in order to push that he needs more than 11 and he's gridlocked again because he's fucking stupid
I'm not I'm not attacking. I'm just putting some here. Oh my god. I'm just protecting my base
But yo, I'm literally just getting one v4 like this guy does jeep
Jarvis you have Jarvis the entire game
He's gonna get like a plus I think 15 year
Yeah, we have to take that one out of the way.
See, the only reason why the play that you just did it isn't going to pay off now is
that his turn in finally is going to hurt a little bit.
Oh, God, what is he going to do?
Oh, my God.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Your next turn is crazy.
Are you just going to continent boost?
Only if you don't attack it, but you'll be fine.
Oh my god, wait, plus 21 cards?
Okay, let me see.
This video is rafting?
Fuck, you're getting back on cards.
This is tough, bro.
I don't have to tell you.
Fucking put all of it on the East Africa.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Game, here it goes.
East to Egypt.
Nice phase.
Yeah.
Now, do east to Egypt.
Okay.
Now, we're only half, put half, half of that.
Yeah, that's good.
Now do, now do, okay, ready?
Now do Egypt to your, no, no, no.
Yeah, Egypt to your, that works.
Okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Only put three, only put three.
Okay, Ukraine to Afghanistan.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay, and you're done.
Now you'll have to reinforce now and turn it.
Now do Afghanistan back to Egypt.
No, opposite, opposite, opposite way.
Other way, other way.
Yeah.
No, the way this is set up is that if he wants to remove your condom now,
every time it's going to cost him a little bit.
it's the best you got otherwise he would get it he would get it for free
every time he would do it for free that's not terrible not great though but
now arrow it's been a bitch ass because he's a buster
wow
wow
and that's why you don't listen to xQc in this game basically what you did is
you put yourself in the middle of two huge dicks and you're just huge and
you start out at the biggest burger that he could fucking think of and he had to
stood in his stop talking holy fuck we've got a hard on it shut the fuck up
I will fucking punch you in the face, in the game.
Yeah, that's what I thought, that's what I thought.
I just see always half trading cards.
Oh no.
Motherfucker has 35, that's enough to wipe out a planet!
Just a good chill, yeah?
You know what?
would be a good play if he had at least one card because then when he gets your cards right she
will get five would be an instant turn in it right but now Aaron has to win the game how did I just
go from having half the continent to a fucking island because basically if you did nothing right
Jesse won the game right for free no no he told me told i'm a troll
go for it now everyone wins for free go for it yeah he gave us only be caught in something
fuck that wasn't that like 14% I mean how much is that I lost right there's no way do I just I
lost no no no win from this position I mean what if I bro basically what you want now you want to
be the arrow that he was to you right you want to build a small army and then you let him fight
whatever but they want your cards so they're not in here
your brain dead that was the wrong play
that was hard to take you two cards two cards yeah yeah here's what you do do
cards and turn that shit in you have to go on three and just fucking go around
the map fuck it what the fuck does that mean just fucking attack all the ones
attack one no no no no don't do that attack one and then reinforce on to that little island
I went because then then white watch out the white will be throwing you'll be throwing if
that's what you're going to go around yet yeah just go around fuck it now remove yet again
stand and then remove top bang bang bang yeah it's it's your best play it that's up
He just needs to catch up.
He loses anyway, it doesn't matter, it does not matter.
At least he's spitted both ways, so if he splits the army, it's safe.
Just like his fucking cheeks, they get sprit both ways when I dick you down in every game.
Now he's getting double penetrated, flip upside down and fucked.
Yeah, because wanting to win, it makes you lose in this game, when you have campers.
Alright, though.
You know
Basically arrows arrows one basically
I just do it to me go yeah, you can just hold that you actually might fuck it up
No, okay. Yes, I did it. Oh
Why would you do that?
Yes, such a good arrow could go crazy here because he gets a three plus three
There was two which gives them a guaranteed turn in it and he gets a mid round grease of life
I'm an arrow. It's all good, bro. Like I trusted you and what you do, bro. Oh, that's true. True
Vinny's a little member
So I can win this thanks appreciate it
Trading cards will take it. No if it is a thing you'll see
When you go to fire, you know, it'll do it. Switch it. Not beautiful. Let me screen share
Look at what I just got
Yeah, can you host us yo
We left
I'm
Do you really get stood locked because I asked my host like what the fuck wait who me no, I'm gonna get the game
Are they trying to figure out?
You sh how about you host a fucking buffet?
How do we why don't we get you know, what are you doing?
What's what anything just get you have a sucker?
Bangs back a Greek thought that Jason the Wiens name was jackal the slug
Okay, that's being a hundred percent. No, but he was a hundred percent serious
Who the fuck is jackal the slug though?
I thought his name was jackal the slug
What's his name Jason the ween that's easy to be mistaken jackal the slug and Jason the
I lost by the way yo don't good luck yourself. I think I would put that shit in if I get North Africa
All right. Well, you're good luck again
Yo, Jesse you had the game for free and I told you what to do to win the game it and you stopped attacking it
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Oh, oh you told me what to do
Yes! You're gonna finish me over!
You're gonna finish me over! Oh yeah!
If you attacked me, I lost the game and you had my cards. I understand it.
Are you trolling?
Yeah, I lost, bro. It's over.
You didn't lose until the bell is rung.
No, I have one card. That's CG's.
Fuck, I hate risk.
Wait, why don't we play with fucking noobs like Greg?
break. Do you see that? It goes again. Yeah. Like when you get absolutely new blogger,
when you get a bad night's sleep and you wake up, you just go, man, fucking Greek, dude.
What is this fucking problem? I didn't say that. Is that what you do? No, because I know
for a fact that I couldn't go to bed because of you. Yeah. And so yeah, it is your fault.
basically yeah yeah my first one congratulations you today that's not a
win all the way fuck you how is that not a win I took down three dudes I'll play
everyone you captain did I stayed in the back I stayed in the back no one was
paying attention to me and I won I insected
great shot the game
I have a monopoly
wait let me see if trains around bro
where is he he's at a gambling
how about we
how about we play the aisle we grow dinosaurs together
alright later
okay
Greek has been sitting on a rock for the past four days.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, I got, I could tell.
The monopoly monopoly would be sick though.
I'm down.
Uh, on the store, it's called Monopoly Plus.
We have five people monopoly.
It's the biggest piece of shit in the history of the game,
but it is the biggest piece of dog shit.
But that's all we got.
yeah
you'll be soft where is it will literally really do they'll
they'll put like top engineers into your room
and ask them to code the shittiest piece of fucking
jank where of all time though crash a pc
and it's like a port from like playstation 2 that she's in the same
the reviews mostly negative
wait monopoly madness that's good
wait really? oh my oh my
monopoly madness
Okay, it is newer. Oh, I think I think it's even like here. I can be wrong though. I
Can't looks nice though. It's not on steam
Oh, we did it or move it down. It was like only now, right?
I mean if it looks better, I'm down
And let's play it cuz I don't want to go on you beat off. I saw make a newbie soft account
What is it a fucking mobile?
It's a fucking mobile. Yeah
Yeah, I mean the other one is just straight up classic.
What is New Monopoly?
This one on Steam.
It's called a New Monopoly.
Check, can you play?
Yeah, this one came out in 2020-2024.
Check, can you play the main game in this game at Aura?
Why would you want it?
This one, New Monopoly.
40 dollar mostly negative that's only negative that looks awful oh this looks
like shit you guys want to get this one what in the piece of shit is this yeah
I'm down and I'll buy it is it is it we do more than four people for dollar one
it's 40 fucking dollars wait mine's any mine's any 24 pound not only that it's
Ubisoft you got a login to Ubisoft as well. Yeah, I just forgot my login. Why do you keep calling me soft? I'm not soft
Yeah, but why is the board even less alive than the other game that's made in fucking night dungeons?
I mean we could try to the $40 one go on
Which what was it called you monopoly?
Are they gonna rename it
Don't buy this game. Don't even gift it. It will ruin your day and then break your PC
Force. What is that you're gonna break it?
I'm not getting the other game would actually break your PC. I swear it blows to my shoulder
that it's awful. Okay, let's make some different then.
There's no board full of bugs and bad UI. But there's bugs?
Let's make some cash in. There's some cash. Only $30.
No, the game will replace you with an AI if anything bad happens.
If you click too fast and you build too fast, an AI will replace you and you cannot join back in.
All this is too bad, I have it like once.
How come there isn't just a good monopoly came out? This doesn't make sense.
Let's just make one.
Guys, I'm going to be poor, designers forgot that a game is supposed to be fun.
of this little board full of bugs, bad UI.
Peter, yeah, thank you.
There's often...
Look, this game, because all I just said is...
Is this playing with AI?
Unplayable buggy, buggy, always freezes it.
Now why don't you give a positive review then?
This guy says, do not buy this 50 times in his review.
And then a developer responded,
Hey, hash for Jesus, if you're still having difficulties with connecting to your matches, we should tackle these steps by going to Ubisoft.com.
What?
It's an AI review, or it's an AI response to the review.
I bought this game for $30 and it's not opening.
The good news is, it doesn't have the bugs, it's not like plus dead, bad news, it's different bugs.
I bought the game, and it doesn't open! It doesn't make a connection by it! It will not open!
Did they have like Monopoly on Roblox or something?
Oh! That might be the problem.
Yeah, but the game is not- I'll buy it before the box fuck it. Let's see.
It says Ubisoft Connect has detected an unrecoverable error.
Watch!
It's over.
These are pieces that just broke.
40s all of the 3 gigs of jank wear is insane, it's insane.
Let's just get a real monopoly board and then someone turns on their camera and we take turns.
Oh yeah and then we use his hands.
Yes.
That'll be better than this.
That'll be fun in this ship.
Bro, there's a monopoly in Roblox.
Really?
I mean we have a monopoly plus that shit works.
fix the bugs the old bugs that most of them are fixed what bugs the bugs with
the monopoly plus yeah I mean I'm logged in the minute hold up no be soft
downloader
well up loose and see I mean let me just put it up to you we can do five and
yes yes I'm done like you don't even have to say another word I already opened it up
like hello
all right hold on one more other suggestion worms uh I mean sure this is gonna crash
worms great had you say worms at one time
wanna play worms
anybody wanna play worms
guys my game works
it doesn't work for me bro
I have the I have the plus one open right now
We'll try one more time before we find the platform.
Ah, it should have passed, like, actually.
X, Q, C, L.
Which worms do we play?
Hot, man.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Which one do we not play?
It's opening.
It's opening.
Oh.
Which worms do we play?
What's fast-motor?
What is this shit?
Oh, is it that you have a goal, right?
And if you reach the goal, you win the game, is that a worse?
I don't like that.
Am I getting this?
uh monopoly new yes what the fuck is that
uh
maybe we do all have counter strikes already though so why just
smarty
Game is working. It's working. They fixed it. Okay, I'm gonna hop on then
Hey, you lick the cover but nobody will try this
All right, no one has this game we will be all right
Connect controller
I'm gonna write the refund ticket before I even buy it.
There's like one sniper behind the game just to do it.
Just the room code.
Someone up there, where?
It's a $40 game and you don't even have all the fucking things you did.
Like...
Press Tab?
You're a lucky friend of mine.
I mean, it's worth paying for this.
It wares.
Does anybody want to play Wimms?
I don't know about Wimms. I'm in the room code.
Um, room code is... I'll just invite you.
Uh...
It's a 6B4E.
Do I need to have an Ubisoft account for this?
And then when it says one controller per player...
Just one, just one, just one for all. Fuckin' that's not it.
By the way, you die when you open it.
I was just more than a... actual Monopoly.
But you're right, this is more than a national board game itself.
This is more expensive than the Monopoly that comes with like the automatic money dispenser.
Wait, how do you do this? You gotta join.
Who the hell is that?
Bro, you really?
Alright, that's what you need to know about me.
I can't really bop the game to do this.
Oh, he... this guy has the game. He's got a bunch of cosmetics.
Hi Felix, are you doing well today?
Okay, bro. No, no, why would you ever?
Why does it show the fucking code?
Put your cam on it for a sec. Yes, this is classic mode. This literally is classic
Living board is classic
view of the game this this is the code in place and where yeah right which token do
you want to have living board is classic it it's just the actual board itself like
like you know I'm on you got a room kill you can send me yeah it's in this
order heard that I'm also imagine but yeah can you invite me I'm on I think
uh it's the code is on this one guys turns me thinking what a controller for
player what controller for all I left one I went
So we're missing who only I don't yeah, I'm joining my Senate and through code
Wait, how are you making your dog in color?
Some him one bit point added shut up
Oh, they're all how do you unlock this shit?
Can't use money
So
I'm ready. Yeah
You know, what is that? Oh, yeah
King on the field
What do they mean? Holy fucking aura on the king on the field
All right, I'm ready. Ready up will bear oh
This this is excellent for ready. Yo, we're in there. We actually might be all the players
I just was I don't get why there's so many negative reviews. Oh
Oh boy do I got news for you.
I'm ready.
Aim the dice.
Oh so like hits the board.
What the fuck is that?
Seven.
It's good.
Alright you're shitting me.
Hold up.
Oh I thought that was the board.
That's how we're playing the board.
Holy fucking shit.
I don't hear anything. Hello?
You're going straight to prison.
Is there noise in the game?
I'm rolling from the turn order.
Oh yeah, this is turn order.
Come on. Come on.
Well, you can cheat that so bad. Wait.
Wait.
Well, you can definitely cheat that.
Yeah, but I...
You're not going to shoot this, right?
Early luck that the dice can have a huge impact on what happens later.
Yo!
Dude, throw it to the left and it's still going to the right.
Okay.
Okay.
And let me hop over seven.
Bing! Over your heads, boys. Later.
Yo.
Now, let me get a two right here.
And twelve.
Wow. Seven.
Seven.
Yeah, we're doing it to know it's why we're so far from the board.
That's the most likely number.
Hey.
All right, good luck.
Good luck, everybody.
All right, good luck.
Also, no sabotage.
If you use the ruling to get everybody else,
you're banned from everything.
Fuck you.
That's you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Ow.
Bye bye, bye bye.
That's actually good.
That's actually a good role.
It's a great first role by the way.
I have to move myself?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, property could be old.
You want to be the new owner?
Oh, God, why you got those on the first role?
Big money, big money, big money.
Is this actually, I think this is table top second one, bro.
Oh, not greats.
seven oh that's that is actually it's right whoa whoa what
what is that work you can move it yourself
there's property in the second
the left guys keep it clean let's keep this game clean
alright now roll a roll a roll a four for me please
there's a four yeah prison classic dog shit player
I was just visiting I think.
Still present though.
Fucking move you out the way you cunt.
What?
Are you fucking stupid, you bitch ass?
Later bitch, later bitch.
Hold that, hold that.
Now go to present and do nothing.
As long as you're only visiting.
Alright.
Stites.
Oh wow.
We're going out of the way.
That's uh, that's uh, chance.
Question mark.
Punch a TV
Not bad all mines 200
Yes, that's very bad
Board flip flip flip it what no what what?
I'm not that mad.
Now this game is amazing.
I'm so confused but I'm actually not liking it, hold on.
You can put the board.
Wow.
Wow.
Whoa.
Wow.
Whoa.
What?
What are you...
That's three.
That's good!
That's good!
Okay.
That was a little sus.
That was a little sus.
Stop. Come on now.
I'd be off the...
And I'm the go.
Give me some property, man.
No, no.
Technically, it's dog shit.
But, I mean, with a fight that is stacking me, I don't think anything I can get.
get my god also swallows are good because you get by properties and then
cover everybody out of sets like taking damage really yeah I'm it's oh my god I
spun it too fast it broke thank don't don't hurt me like that six oh that's
property that's rent that's not that's property yo yeah I mean it would be what
if it wasn't a rent not bad man yeah kid you're expecting about it I'm not
giving you six dollars is just the rest of the more because I'm gonna explore
what I'm height maxing right now solo maxing green shirt maxing actual
the end of the year. Thank you. Yeah, you can have that. You can have that. Just got a
few machines for that. Thank you. Yeah, it may cost 40 bucks, but it's an $80 product.
This is what Ubisoft does best. Now, way through with buy properties and the game crashes.
Yeah, it's come
We're probably the FPS is going down by the second with this thing in the middle. Yeah, we like wait when mighter in the middle
Isn't that just jackpot?
How much is that nothing is it I don't think we added it
Okay, that's great. That's a great role. That's crazy role. What is that New York?
I
Auction nah Greek you should auction it
Nobody wants New York is full of rats but auction
You can also trade it trade it. Oh you my brown you give me you give me that shit. Oh
Oh my god, bruh, what's he doing?
What the fuck is he doing?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
We just got owned.
Wishing you luck.
Now pay taxes again.
What a fucking roll.
Oh, Snake Eyes!
That's uh, what is that?
It's just uh, the purple of it.
But so you have to pay tax again or what?
Oh wow, yeah I mean, just the SGJ price.
Wow.
Are you gonna go another roll?
You should just go bankrupt, low key.
No!
Oh, you're paying me one dollar at a time?
Come on.
Oh, slide it over pal.
All right, here we go.
This is gonna be fast.
And you're next.
Next, my lane.
Now he speedruns the park, he sent him a...
Same thing, you know?
Oh no, no, no, that's uh...
What is that?
So it's the red, it's uh...
Virginia?
Indiana, okay?
That's a great one, great one.
It actually is pretty good.
The math, I think...
Uh...
I'm not gonna say it, I'm not gonna give you guys strats, fuck you.
You saw the Veritasian, you know, the other strats.
No, I played this a while, I went out, I did this, um...
This is a scrim for...
I got it.
I got an achievement.
Let's not change it's prisons.
Okay, now how about- no.
Let me get some property here.
Then roll a dice.
Here you go, Mithan.
Six.
That's good.
That's good.
Oh, methodically, yeah, the red and orange are good, but also what?
Oh, Christ.
What is the card for it?
I swear to God.
What are you just keeping me owe me up, man, this is crazy.
What money does he got?
That's for the rest game.
Stop telling him money, you're poor.
Yeah, but you're quite a kid.
I'm supposed to have you on money spread in the whole game.
It's like an every button on a screen.
Oh, what a...
Roll the money spreader
Come on, you're not a property jail jail jail eight eight eight eight eight my bad property and the next one I'm gonna land
Oh
Yeah, I can't wait to land on that. I don't think I've ever won that would get upset like I always just have this property
I just paid for this
That's a nice little locomotive a little red
Can you give me food to please
are you done we get it we get it you know you get to own Chicago really
awesome so my fucking god it was funny when I did it now it's just sad
Yeah, yeah keep showing it
Wait that's actually pretty nice that's gonna be what the top one right oh my god
Look look it's snowing
Whoa
What's that noise?
I feel like I can cheat this nice hole.
Oh my god, you actually can't hit it.
Wait.
That's New York.
Ding dong, the wrench is due.
Do you feel like we need to remember what's going to happen today?
Is that the CN tower?
Drake is not going to be happy about that.
I'll pay you one dollar at a time give me that money you fucking bitch
here's the same bunch you're gonna need it to you're it's gonna end up in the end for
a few hundred dollars wait where's all my money okay let's see here only which
property is yours after this that's gotta know where to go one of those yellow ones
Just roll the gosh-darn that one. What is this fucking?
Come on, stop on by.
Now it's your go.
That's actually not that old. That's like a local road again.
That might be exactly where you need to go.
Yes!
Oh, so close.
Oh my god, finally.
My first time not being on your property.
I'll take your property for some money bang it's a four was that Marvin no it
is Marvin oh it's jailed you fuck oh no no no no no no wait it's gonna wait wait
Why is this getting so air one for this shit?
Can you move it around?
It's too much humping.
You should probably get out of jail.
There's reason to skill checks though, Loki.
What's the board? Yeah.
Get out of this shit.
Peace.
Oh!
There's no jail anymore. Hold on, it actually worked.
I go to jail too.
Three.
Boy.
Um.
That is a candy set.
Fuck you.
Now buy all the garbage on the board.
Now go buy some more fucking junk.
Don't you only own one on the first line?
So what, this is what I wanted.
OK.
That's taxes, isn't it?
Yep.
I get taxed, like, a little bit.
Just for you, but more for the future.
That gets all your money that you saved?
Yo, yo, just to thank you for all the taxes.
Now we're doing some free parking.
Shit, my man's a lot of it.
Over gaming, man.
Your carer's going to need a hazmat suit to come in.
I'm at! That's already occupied, isn't it?
Is that some red?
I'm gonna move, but...
Oh no, it's the water company. It's good.
Quick, enter.
Where are we?
You are not the movement guard. Do not touch me.
Get the fuck out of me.
That's that.
Get the fuck out of me. Get the fuck out. Get out of my shit.
I
And the water supply okay, man if you have a water in your stomach life, what do you got that's good? I think
Yo, yo, yo repair it now. It's about to be you it's about to be you repair jail. We'll take that
You shake that
I
Trade this is crazy chat. I just waste all the funny thing now
It's too early to it's over too early now. You'll see it's good. This okay. This is how you break the game over
Oh the trading feature one to the same. It's a little it'll be soft connect level up though
So nice. Oh nice. They're cool. Yeah, she lived it. Yeah
Oh
Community Joe
But if it says straight to jail, oh what I said park
No, no, no, no Park isn't jail. No jail. What the fucking shit nice. I like there's a movie
Here we go
She holy
Don't you fucking get all the way to the bank?
fuck out of here. Don't knock me, please.
Now skip all the good properties you bitch ass.
All good? I'm worth spending money for next time.
Yo you guys are kinda poor. I got straight racks.
You have straight no properties, that's why.
Okay now go pick taxes.
Okay now go pick taxes.
Daddy real quick
Stand the turn man stand the turn and the turn come on, bro
I'm trying to cheat this.
You coulda.
Oh, snake ass.
You took full.
More tax again then.
There it comes at a bad time.
Jesus Christ.
Damn, you have to.
Wait, I got two hundred dollars.
Yeah, but you have to pay.
This is like when you begin your paycheck
and your fucking brakes start
screeching on your car.
I
Just pass go I
Got a quarter. I'm gonna get it from my opus on imagine he gets more taxes right here. Oh
That's jail now that's chance
Yeah, but he's about to get a jail card I already read it if there's a good a part place
Wow, we're building you get the building that'll go straight to Texas fucking building
Thank you
I'm not wash this roll. This is what I do by the way when I scrim this game one two
One two
One two, okay, good. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on cinema
I'm lined up for brown
But this is your first property now
This property is on the market. What are you waiting for?
Hold on. And then I want brown. Here I go.
You won't get it. Come on. I need seven. I think.
One, two, seven. Come on. Seven.
You're in jail. Five. Oh, that's boardwalk. That's good.
an amazing opportunity this is your chance
the rich get richer huh yo if i make snake eyes after the game is over it's
actually over if i get it guys but now you're bored
now then i get go and then you're gonna pay my water bills and then
i'm about to get this x i'm about to get this okay park yeah
sure we'll see it
now i mean that's just cat
Oh my god. Nope. So, so that's rent. Wait, five. Wait, hold on.
What did I say? What did I say? Now, now, blue sucks. I don't even want it, but I'm
going to hold blue instead of you at quadruple the price. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
I won $3,000 for it by the way, nothing less, $3,000.
Love that.
I'll be giving it $1 eventually, and that's it.
Excuse me?
Wait, it's a full stack, no, not full stack.
You got $3,000, so that's what I want.
Where's two guys?
Oh, love, oh, love.
Taxes.
no it's not it's actually just um yeah that oh wait could I buy that off of you
Greek? I'm never lucky. Greek I got I got property you know.
I don't know what type of business.
how am I supposed to give my twitch prime to the big juicer my account is
avast I am a big big big juicer big juicer I walk next to you every night
before bed. Saint Charles year classic. Well here's all the properties, I have nothing.
at snake eyes and games over
Can I just welcome to the general man in a hundred dollars for my college?
Yeah
Yeah, alright, do that shit again kid, and I'll fucking end your life.
Thank you bro, let the person know just read, come on.
Fuck out my mortgages, the trash.
Give me some property, man.
No, I don't see where he's at.
Oh shit.
Holy fuck.
Yo, yo, dipshit, end the turn.
The boots.
Holy shit.
Oh no.
I'm down to trade no
We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it.
We'll get out of here. We'll get out of here right now.
It doesn't matter.
How do you care?
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, why?
We could do a three-way trade.
It's an AP conversation.
You could see your way out of it.
I'm about to roll you a property right now.
I'm gonna take this out right here.
Appreciate that, King.
That's a way.
Thank you.
Fucking shit.
Jack, you guys, that's about a three-way trade.
Wait. This might be perfect.
Hold on.
on that how do you guys get all this shit
and a c a
can you get me a railroad
yeah let me work on that and we get back to you okay
mm-hmm heard chef
I'll buy a boardwalk for me for two months
man I guess a welcome cat smile much love excuse me
I
Hold on where's the first one
Do that dude hold on that's that's dog shit
Wait is he paying more taxed chances
Come on straight to jail straight to jail
Yes
Wait, yeah
Holy machine and an achievement as well. Thank you
Now watch this the flick
five
Wait is that a property yep, it's actually nice broken grats
Yeah, one more dollar, I think you owe me back for it now beg beg for the dollar you want all the way
I will wait until my game crashing. Yeah. Yeah. You want your dog?
I'd rather my game
I'm happy with anything I'm just enjoying playing with you guys oh me yes well I could
do I could give you my blue because he wants blue and he'll give it to you he'll give you
your blue for your blue and you both have a sentence are you there okay I want all your
money and everything else you have in the game. I guess I'd rather get shot. I mean I've
heard your trade you said no it's all so good I mean I was just trying to do business.
Like right in the middle of all the rentals that's crazy. Does anyone have like a dollar
I can borrow?
I mean, sell a lot of money, you have $400.
It's your turn.
And I got rent, too.
That's, um... that's ass.
Ah, rent. That's my home, I'm glad. Come on.
Alright, greet Nathalio.
Oh me also the truth in his orange
and parents
yeah don't flip it don't do that
that's mine
give me that holy bills
bill y'all
go kill themself
wait is that me? wait this is good
way that wasn't even him. No, you can't kick him. Sorry. Kick him instead of. Holy
They're not the price.
I am.
Alright, you wanna see a good roll now, watch this.
Let's roll the dice.
This game is so skeptical that it's somehow better than the other ones.
Oh! Oh, double, double, yes, yes, yes.
Is that red?
Okay, okay.
What the fuck is that?
Oh!
That's his own property!
We gotta take a pot.
That's good!
But that wait!
It's really good.
But that wait!
And then I get into the brown set.
Here it comes.
Mm-hmm.
Let's roll the dice.
No!
Oh, that's- I think that's only-
Oh, that's actually dog shit!
Hey, can't that shit up?
Well, all I want you to do is bark or beg it.
No, no, no.
You're going to give me my, my Christy ass bells and say nothing else.
Come on.
All right.
So, yeah, so you're going to get five for free.
There you go.
Thank you, bro.
All right.
Let's see what we got here today.
I'll throw it over here.
I'll be polite.
Six.
All one off of rail or free parking.
I'll be polite six all one off of rail or a free parking
I think we should play the burden of the game we're free parking actually has all the money from taxes and shit
She and Chuckie, I think it's pretty good actually it's actually pretty good. Yeah
Yeah
With your four hundred seventy dollars. How are you buying it? Oh my wait, that way
That's when I'm gonna leave. Oh, that is max winner. Yeah, not the fucking Marvin gardens
Well, how did somebody who is so stupid?
I'm open for business if anyone wants to offer me any trades. Oh, I had to present them at any time. I'm ready
Well
20 bucks sheesh
Hey, hey now the water and the power people were laughing but now now fucking pay me that's huge
Wait, see how big that is property property property. Oh, it's a
Yeah, you have to slide it slide on over. Oh my god every single time
Now watch this is this a real man's role
Let's just playing real that chess. Oh my god, actually my friend and then
Now give me that.
Uh-huh.
You don't like it?
And he doesn't even pay any taxes.
That's the crazy part.
I'm gonna achieve it.
What did you say?
What did you say?
M100.
Here it goes.
Let's just take, um, just don't, don't put me in jail.
Bro.
I'm gonna keep nine stuff.
You need to go potty, bro.
Mmm.
Ive?
What do you mean?
Mmm.
What do you mean?
Mmm.
It smells sweet.
It smells sweet.
Oh
What's the difference money and his money in the game? Oh nothing personal arrow, you know, I just read it what it is
I got you I got you. Oh
My god, it's just every turn is rent every turn
I'm 30 still laughing up parts for I roll that shit. Oh, man. Oh shit
What the fuck?
That's the reason it's a chest.
Oh, Max win.
Here we go.
I'll take that.
OK, OK, but how come you get some small shit
in a hundred bucks, but you sell some solid 50 bucks?
This is $20.
That's 50.
50 is dog shit.
I'll take it.
Here it goes.
I'll take it.
Um, that's Aero's house, you don't have to pay some rents.
Don't let the fear of losing be greater than the excitement.
I've been talking so long.
Please don't, please don't.
Please let the rea- nice.
Fuck out here.
That's Jill.
still jail watch now watch this
whoa actually it might be jail 1, 2, 3, 6
all right here we go free parking baby
1 9 6 channel buddy free parking cap double to double to watch this watch it double to
go
oh
well
go Greek
what are you doing?
everything okay Greek?
what happened?
is everything okay?
at life's big point this right now and I just don't know what's going on with me.
Let me check your properties.
Yo, don't get angry.
Appreciate that.
I mean, yeah, I mean, we got fucked.
What am I, is this me?
Yeah, yeah, we got trolled, you might be.
Now it's your go.
That's it looks like you have some money to spend here um I mean yeah this is just a rent
Arrow I will buy your blue for 600
No, I'll need more I'll need more
I'm gonna hold off
I am open to you know little offer but not right now not right yet
Let's see what we got here.
Oh, lucky!
Wow, 20 of them are!
We'll take that.
That pays for the next omelette.
Massive.
I have a lot of cards here, guys.
If you want to trade, let me know.
Let me see what I got.
Yeah, I'll hold off for now. It's all good
No, I think I like that no
No
Yeah, I think okay. Yeah, I think I love that matter of fact. Yeah, oh my oh my yes, this is shit evening shit
I'll buy for you
Add a good price
And what's this price? I
I mean it was 60 bucks, right? I offer you
300
No
So that listen no
But if it's 60 dollar property
I'll do you a favor right you find me a nice looking property. I'll see what I got
Yeah, it's one of the properties doesn't mean anything to me right now. I thought about the money
just lose like I just keeps like are you
this is good you don't have to pay tax
this actually saves you a lot of money
oh me I have your uh
never allow your emotions to drop
next what properties do you have other
than boardwalk make a three-way here I
I think I
Have a brown the green and blue
Yeah, that looks fucking useless to me
We take all three of those plus 800 for the blue great job at soccer game my goat
Absolutely
God damn not plus you have a 20% debuff on all trades with me for the next five turns
And I wrote it down so that I know nothing gets him five turns
You're definitely percent make the first way it's like we found it
Xx I have a solution
Arrow has arrow has the light blue that I need and the dark blue that you need right if you can get me that light blue
I'll give you the brown. Okay. Okay. Yo, yo arrow. I'll give you your blue for the light blues
You only have one light blue. That's not a good trade for you.
Yeah, what?
All take, all take my blue for my blue. You have blue for my blue.
Blast Carolina, Blast Carolina, Blast Bulkman Rose, and Joyden Luxkicker. Bye.
Wait, no, no. I'll do that deal with you. Don't talk to him. Trade me.
You arrow.
I'm still confused. What are you offering me?
For you?
For something?
Tell me, what are you offering?
No, I want to do the trade with X.
I need your light blue, but I can easily get a way better deal. Yeah, I'm giving you a fucking so the deal gets better
I'm sure with me, right?
So I'm instead it I'm gonna hold off and wait till my shit goes up in value because I have a leverage
Bang our our trade. I have leverage you have lost 20%
Okay, then tip tip went up with 35% on the next trade. I'll give the fuck. I don't give a shit likes me
What do you have great?
I'll trade you that give me the red one and I'll give you the gas station give me your red one
I'll take this no no no give me a red one and this
That's yeah, that's that's that's come on okay
For your red one yeah, just and
No fucking brain dead are you brain you motherfucker you want what else would you want are you okay?
I didn't motherfucker give me
give me either Park Lane or Oxford Street at least two for two and a bit of money because
you'll give me you'll get in the red card for mine.
This is my red card.
That's Kat.
That's Kat.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
I'm saying give me go get your inventory.
Guys, I agree with trades before you locate.
Give me give me oxford street and and what is what is Oxford Street?
Let's let's talk about this one. It's not my turn. You can do it on my turn. What the fuck is Oxford?
I heard it.
Where was I?
Bros on the UK version.
Yo.
Is that chance?
Oh my god.
Rending straight.
Yeah, not too fast.
That happens.
Okay, again.
Give me your brown.
you my blue because that'll give you leverage to treat with him on the blue
for blue actually different me water works as well yes and this yes and I
give you the brown then you can take anything you want
um names are actually different it says may fair okay okay yeah well some of
that I want you to add both yellows one orange and all the money you have a
You lost your fucking life?
Okay, you are tipped for 25% for four turns. Good luck.
No, no, no. What are you talking about?
Do you want the deal or not?
No, no. Tipped.
Okay, and if I take out the water, the water works. How do you feel?
Tipped.
What?
I'm not going to.
But why would I trade the most expensive property in the game?
For the least...
Bro, you just offered... No, no, no. You just offered Arrow,
your dark blue and all your money for his light blue so you can try with me for
the brown I'm giving you a better offer you forgot no that's not what I asked
for I didn't forgot nothing I said I would give him my blue for all this money
and all the properties except for blue but he's gonna give me a counter offer
I'm feeling generous okay I'll do all my turn I'll do all my turn in two turns
And then you gotta you gotta decline then you gotta
I think we should do a trade in my garden I think that we really hostile
But I will double his tariffs and hopefully you embargo him with me thought of that
Okay, perfect. Yeah, how was this you would be not except that 25% debuff for four turns is in remote
of them. Arrow debuff is now four turns still. He was at five earlier. But he's at 60%. Bye.
Okay, I sentence you to owning no property. So what was that? I sentence you to owning
no property. Don't care. Great. It's your turn. It already happened. It already happened.
I know I was just warming up my dice
That's how
He gets to leave immediately is a team
Don't do it again last last and I'll do it again
and watch this double threes straight to jail gosh darn it seven that's Homer
actually you're safe you just went around the board for free yeah I fucking did
it off
it's not going to be much to give you five dollars
I swear the only food you eat is by consuming yourself
toenails, skin, bogeys, I wonder if you're so skinny
let's have some recycles
Recycles thank you man. Yep
And your delicious raisin I'm used to it
And they foots here oh
All right, so we give me all your shit. What are you the turn first do the turn first?
Okay, oh, okay. Oh me. Oh me. Okay. I'll give you boardwalk
And
Just into it until he offers you a good deal
Okay, yes every property on the map
With brown
But I need to be able to have some maneuverability here. I would like to have it
Don't touch the yellows. It's not even bother
Okay, I bet
Oh, you bugged it. What? Oh, so you're going you know, you're going fast. Well, I mean technically after 800
But man, I was only asked for 500
Yeah, I think you've lost fucking mind
Actually, because I could just go to arrow and get the set that I need. I don't need you
I'm trying to do you a favor and get you in the game. So you're not understanding that
You're not start you understand. He's standing up. He's not clocking to you
Okay, this is a $160 deficit for the best property in the game.
How's the house?
You didn't add the brown.
Yo, X, I'll buy it.
I'm not clean, it's not there.
No, it is, they don't.
That's actually a really good deal.
What is it there?
How much money do I have?
Oh my God.
Okay, make it 350.
Bro, then I lose money.
All that's worth for me, what?
How much did that cost you, Boardwalk?
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
Oh, 350 is fair as fuck.
Wait, but I would be losing money on the best part in the game. Are you chilling?
But you have the first four
I don't need it. I'm gonna I'm buying it to pawn it off. Can you call it 400? Come on
So X is just throwing the game here
I mean, yeah, it's all I got no I mean this happens when you put your other name in the game
You do what you will you you do what you can but what you have you don't do what you don't have you fucking bitch
Okay huge now I'm building a fun hotel me shit, and I'm gonna ask for one to keep me each and then you fucking
How'd you put houses on your thing?
because I'm rich as fuck and I'm not gonna put hotels because I will
control the supply of the fucking houses and fuck your shit I'm out of the
backseat
you can undo okay you can always sell them now okay I will sell it on what I
fucking fuck you get over
All right, I'll talk to me I got everything you need everything I need
Okay
First because you're about it. Yeah, yeah, although that's first I'm gonna need more money
Yeah, because look you look you're about to come to my house and we won't
One, two, three, four, five.
Okay, so don't give me three or five.
I'm gonna give you three or five.
Three or five.
Hey, hey, hey.
Bye, bye.
Now, okay, now that I want it, open up your wallet
and start sliding me some bills.
Bitch, bitch.
Oh.
$150.
$150.
Don't lower.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm not giving it. I'm not giving it. Please. Please. I'll give you, I'll give you some
of it. This is the last that you're getting, okay?
Okay. We had to give him the brown ones, didn't
I will give you a thousand dollars for my car back your railroad both your
both yellows no absolutely not okay back okay tear for 20% three turns I
look at the fuck I don't care I'm already done
hey what is X
thanks player yeah what do you want I'm gonna need this I think as well as
something else let me check my stuff go to the game go to the game thank you I
go thank you okay so here's the problem
guys I think it's by my game another month of giving a million am I money not
like what are we doing why are we adding money how do I add more cards yeah
you guys buy my shit just go back and do the trade over there
what's that just click deal yeah deal
what all right I give up one and I cannot do I if I do I it goes to me I'm
I'm gonna need this, I'm gonna need this, whoa, whoa,
and I'm gonna need this.
Okay, that's true, that's true, that's actually true.
And I'll give you, here it comes, this,
holy fucking shit.
Okay, that's actually true, that is actually true.
We have a deal, you can always counter.
Why would you accept this deal when you cannot buy houses?
You can't afford to buy houses.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You don't need a third party intervening with our viewers.
I'm asking you a question.
How are you going to bail if you're poor?
Plus, I need my rent.
I mean, I mean, what about the rich?
I got a spending budget of $55.
Dude, what about the rich, though?
Who's going to pay my rent?
What are you fucking doing?
Are you like, are you crazy?
are you like are you legit crazy okay cinema the worst way in the history of the
Have you lost your fucking mind?
What you gonna add
Dude
What do you mean what you asked for?
How is that serious my only monopoly actually with that great as my doctor dollar
Greek you are lined the fuck up brother. Oh my god
Thank you, okay now, okay now first car is out with only two cards out of
Friday night cards
That's that that's not waiting that you do that card it is only two of them
your uh greener can i buy that please what do you have for me some money this is where it turns
into pure how much of course okay i'm gonna pay $10 i don't be rude honestly wanting to
give me for a greener hold on i've what i'll have more capital to give you after this role
watch this and get ready triples get ready and a classic
line up it's fine still works so it's still works so it's
I'm just so no one's gonna land on park place huh
remember wise okay I have some traits that you guys are not gonna want to
refuse like what so so here's the thing right Josh I have an idea I want your
green. Okay, how much?
Win big, trade smart.
Hi. This is pretty good.
St. Charles.
Hold on, how you done?
And I'll make it a little nice for you.
Buddy, buddy, buddy. Now say you're fucking deadass with this chump change.
Buddy, I have 1.6 thousand dollars you're offering me 60 fucking dollars.
Okay, okay, okay. 67 to be precise. He's putting in a green. Now we're talking.
You're gonna give him why?
I did it wrong. Hold on. What do you mean? That's good.
He needs liquidity to pay more rent. What do you think about this? This is shite.
Well then make a counter off of them.
Okay, I mean...
Be thoughtful.
I'm poor.
They're inventory.
Jesus Christ, buddy.
No, I'm not kidding you, if I land on anything, I just lose, dude.
Okay, I mean, when you're poor, you have to make sacrifices, you have to risk something.
That's the risk, yeah.
I'm losing with this trailer.
No, this is Monopoly like I I'm gonna do one more counteroffer, but it isn't crazy
It isn't crazy
Let's just make this an even 175
What do you say about this
Looks like a win-win situation
I'll tell you later why I did this straighter I
I tried that was two good ones for one of the worst ones in the entire game
Right, and even if you had to say you wouldn't be able to afford building on it. So it doesn't matter
Dude that's 200 bucks. Did we just drop both cards back to back? Are we are we fucking good ass?
Oh, it's one of those like Nintendo thing where you get fucked over just because you're
ahead in the game.
Got it.
Makes sense.
Cool.
Very nice.
Please, man.
Yeah.
That's okay.
You know something right now, okay?
Every round we don't make a trade.
We give accuracy a bigger advantage.
Actually, correct.
It's so correct.
Bro.
Listen to him.
I
Yes, take my king station and I'll take
Give me the red one please red
Your inventory oh
give me your red and your green then yes I would not give the green okay then I
didn't want it what are you gonna give me Greg if you want I'll buy I'll buy
I need the red. I'll give you a I'll give you a nice penny for it. How's that sound though
mate? I have my money back X. I'm gonna do a few rolls for you.
OTF. He's Chicago affiliated cop. If you guys want my money. I have a weird feeling I'm
brother are you fucking stupid that's right that's a scam that's a scam guys
we have to do trades we have to do this okay if you guys give me a proper to
each I'll give you immunity if you fall on my shit on the way back out and it's
gonna be fair it's a 200% you get one immunity per turn one turn one over
one time give me oriental you get immunity I'll give you oriental for
immunity for the rest of the game deal no what a scanner
that's it you're not even gonna say that yesterday right is he serious with this
All right, we're wasting time wasting time. Okay, what if you do railroad and some money like?
Down more down
Down just do railroad then okay. Are you serious? Are you fucking the arrow? I'm gonna fucking smack in the face
That's right, you're gonna get the game lucky like what are you doing at this guy?
Let's do this. Yeah, I'm gonna win if you do. Oh my god. You're so you'll just
Do my money we need to do trade we need to trade bro. Let's start trading. I'm willing to trade
Yeah, and you make like this most famous fucking like
You're gonna get kicked out because they're you've been in it on your turn for like five minutes
Come on, end turn, bro.
Arrow, are you like, like, is it, like, can you only click fucking butt, like, heads and that's what you do?
Bro, these are fair deals!
I swear, if it's not a really fucking head...
If you're in a tough spot, you need to finish a collection, these are fair deals.
Right.
Okay, I want the Byredder!
Who has Byredder?
Did you cast, did you cast Byredder? I gotta go, guys.
Yep, geez.
Guys, guys, listen to me.
How much can you give me for my red?
Okay.
I'll give you double value.
double value wait 400 bucks yeah that's how much I just paid on your on your
hotel that's not worth well that's not my fault you placed the hotel was not
my fault I mean I own a hotel you just don't friends and family discount oh my
god right no money off okay 500 for the red and immunity if I land on I need
I mean for two turns me are we are we serious
Come on, okay, deal. Let's not be silly. That is a crazy turn that is a crazy straighter. Yeah, I do the game
Great I had the last pink and why would you do that?
Wait, why would you guys do that?
because you need to make sure you what I'm gonna I mean I deserve my money
for something later all right great come on comes in hello and you're fucked no
Oh, he dodged it, there's a way.
Wow.
I mean, you're not out of it yet, by the way.
So what you want me to do, you're not out of it.
Actually, I do have a good trait for you next game.
Now, give me a four.
No!
Six bucks!
Let me do something here.
Alright.
Yeah, I'll take this.
Fuck.
I will give you
What
500 for that. Thank you, mate. I'll give it to you if you give me half of any rent that you get off of these properties
That's cap. Oh, let's put it down to 30% you have yourself a deal 30%
So collusion pretty much collusion get rid of the money on my on my side
You don't have money on your side on my side. It shows money
It's just a bug yeah, so we're good looking pretty much. There's a
It's part of the game
You know what are you doing?
What are you doing?
30% I get 30% of the rent so you gave him property for free. Yes, I get
$300 on top and you took it away
What the fuck are you doing?
Hey, Ro can you hear me? Oh?
Wait Jesse just give it back right here
Yeah, I lied. I'm not shit
What?
Yeah, no, I don't know. I'm gonna do it. Oh
I'll get you. You can't do that. You can't do that. That's not how this work. Oh, I'll pay you. I pay you. I got you
Actually him having that money is good because then he can put hotels on it and we get more rent
It deals with you that you know, how can you not do that math and if you lie about the math
You can do that
Why not?
You were just
Okay, so now you're trolling game do you want it to sell your red or not?
There's a lot you're gonna be poor if you let them I say you're out of the game
If you land on my turn you get the bankrupts. I can give you some funds to protect yourself about by red before though
Yep
I
Will just free parking I would take by the way
I would take 600
Okay, okay, well first well first well first of all is
Please please
Okay, that's fine. That's fine great. What do you want for your bed in completely fun your mom? I
Can you I can give you both your art
Let me see no, I don't buy yet. I don't buy yet because I agree agree agree agree grief
Why am I gonna grief okay, you're gonna give me bed for
And maybe a cash-ticker
I
Mean if we're not treating
the fuck up
Wait, how do I put things on my interests?
Well, it's unlucky. That's just flat rent. How do I put how do I put houses on anything? No, you don't
So who's got the orange who's got the last orange
Yeah, you have him.
Yeah, so I can't put houses on them?
You can, but you need to get a permit first.
Are you done?
He has a deal, Shane.
Arrow, you're out of options.
Just take the deal and move on.
I win, personally.
Arrow you have offered me 800 for the red. Yeah, I'm gonna need a little bit of extra cash here
No, listen arrow. I have no money first of all. I'm giving you a set. You have four hundred
I need that money to land on his shit. Yeah, I'm gonna pursue you more than 800 for that boardwalk. No, no
Arrow listen to me you need a
I need more than that. I'm giving up two of my good properties
Red you're locking yourself out of playing the game. You understand that right? I have deals. I have deals
Okay, yeah
And nothing is printed on
55 months double double. Hey, I
Would roll first if I were you. I'm not gonna lie. I
I would roll first if I were you by the way you have to you have to sell those
out of loss if you okay
do I do this chat yes or no you can still build after you roll
roll first okay
Yeah, I wasn't trolling here. Yes. How do you how do you remain?
You can't just just now you can but just just leave it as is wait he gets the same amount of money back
Because he has the finish of the exchange well dice first come on
I
Know you're really fucking my business deals up here, man. I'd be fucking rich you're fucking with me
You're gonna lose the game. Come on
Yeah, and I wouldn't lose the game if I landed on a hotel on blue
Okay, now do I do it of the game? Yeah, you can do that lock out
You have no properties. What can you do max it out use every all my money on every on
Well, that's a little crazy. She always gives a little buffer. I was you get fucked over
Let's get for the best. Yeah, yeah, do that right over the biscuit now when you sell your houses
You want to buy them back because we're just gonna be a house supply problem because we're getting there slowly
Oh my god I got a fucking achievement, yes.
What song?
Roll em.
Roll your dice, you fool.
I mean, don't ask you again.
Uh, just ask you.
Oh.
Let me guess, I gotta spend money this turn.
now i'm gonna fuck it i'm i'm a little bit fucking out of here
it's still unbought property yeah that's not bad that's not that the bullet is very much
okay so so how does the money work though like do we ever get money back from like the government
no so we're just so when we pay taxes it's losing money from the entire come on like yeah it's like
I like real life.
Damn.
Wishing you luck.
And I'm the master dog of shit, Poverty.
No, you're not.
I mean, it's under the hook.
Oh, damn.
30% of that goes to you.
30% of one...
You're just gonna cheat very much, Luzang.
Okay, that's 39 bucks.
Okay, trade here.
Imagine if you team with everybody and you get a percentage of each other and you just own the man
I read like give me the red. I want the red now, boy
That's not a game mechanic. How is this not a game mechanic? Look, I'm doing it right now. It's not a good feature
This is it's called monopoly not all the gopoli. It's called monopoly
What is one of these one guy owns it not we own it as overlords?
Well, I own it. He's just an investor. No, that's all the gobbling. That's all the gobbling. I'm on him.
About 20 bucks. Oh, by the way, I'll do that.
By the way, X, this red one, you're gonna need to pay tooth and fucking nail and you got plenty of nails, sir.
39 bucks. It all came down just rolling the dice and it's not, it's not, it's not working properly.
So I don't give a shit about strategy when I did the correct strategy.
Oh, what's happening here?
Yo, there we go.
Thank you, sir.
It's been part of my investment firm.
Alright, Greg, I have an idea.
Me and you exchange full monopoly properties, right?
I give you what you need to finish your set.
and we both give you 30% and we do a 2v2 though.
Yeah this thing's gonna keep it cooler when you use that thing.
I don't think we should do that because we don't mean it.
This is what a monopoly is, it's when you own everything you know.
That's an oligopoly though.
Not if you're one business, we're just in the era of LLC.
Now give me a six, give me, no.
This is like a side venture thing that we're doing.
Give me a six, give me an eight.
I think you're out of your mind.
Yo, it's sending me right now, bro.
deal. This is a deal. It's the worst deal that has ever happened in yesterday bro. Send
it in. This is the worst way in the history of board games. So the joke is that I was
going to decline it but send it through. I'll think about it. Hold on. Let me think. It's
honestly not terrible if you think about the fact that X needs it. I'm just going to roll
I'm out and he has the most money and the most property money in this game is war less
I'm all in what happens if you can't pay rent you get to sell houses yep it's like
I told you not to do that much.
Hey, Axe, would you like to purchase my red, bro?
Please, please, I've been baking on this the whole time.
Would you?
Please buy my red, please buy my red, please.
No, it's worth us a minute, because I need both heads.
I'm just gonna get scammed.
Bro, do it, do it in the name of your friendship, bro.
I can't.
So you just don't fucking care about me?
But I can't, I can't afford it.
and fuck this game
I'm safe I think yeah that's safe
it's a flat corner
damn
I just stitched my balls and sniffed my hands
because I do shit like that that's how I roll
Okay, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna gridlock the whole game.
I will sell my hotels and get all the houses back
so that you guys cannot build it.
Hold on.
Nice gameplay.
For a banana field.
Sometimes, many flows in mysterious ways.
Yeah, bro, this is fucking genius.
take it apart and put it back together instantly.
What's going on with you, bro?
Can we exit already?
Yes.
Undo! Undo!
Then exits.
Wait, they're in a role with me?
Guys, the game is blue and white.
You don't even know what it's selected.
It's just stupid.
your stupid
if you hit my green by the way
you still technically do have to pay it
nope
i mean i hope he scans you because that's how this game works since the old
property i mean he's gonna scan the fuck out of you
that's what i would do
just an investor, he gets paid out the investment but if he comes and stays
then he's still paying for it
negotiated on that
yeah he won't do that
it's fat
hehehe
it is fat
you're coming fast
hey you kinda lined up looky hold on
ayo let me um
wait a second
oh you are missing money here
you are lying to the fucker pal
that's fine i'll just take a little bit of money
you didn't want to stay where you invest
it's a little weird
america just fuck it fuck you over
oh god okay everybody is lined up like ducks now come to my hotel no thank you
that place is a shit hole the fuck are you doing oh you're sure as in bro you
as an owl how do I mortgage this what why does it misclick like what the fuck
What is he doing?
Calm down yo.
I mean to be fair the reviews that say that UI was trash.
It is trash.
Let me cook.
Okay nobody's lined up.
So you're gonna risk having to sell your houses that will not come back later on.
Just off of an impulse buy when nobody's lined up.
Nobody is lined up.
You're lined up.
No, no, no.
Give me a turn this roll could break me. Oh me. Oh yes
and and and and
Six give me
Holy fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy fuck. Are you sure?
I'm gonna kill you. Move me.
That is just unfortunate.
You're a snake-eyes.
Wow
Wow
If I guys I'm all the foreign
Cuz everybody does my shit like the whole game and I get it's like that that's cap
I didn't want to invest in boardwalk in a park place ski beaty
That's ready
That was the first skip of the board flight.
Thank you, bro.
You're welcome, sir.
Where's the app?
Okay.
Now it's your go.
Give me doubles.
Give me 12 here, man.
Why is he going so slow, dude?
That's quicks rent.
I mean, don't pike him.
He's gonna pipe you okay, I mean okay, then put them in
That's me that's me
Crazy come on one in one one in one
I'm good
I didn't want you to go broke. I didn't want you to go broke
I'm telling you they are pd mechanics in his game the amount of bad luck like is fucking brain dead
The fuck is happening gosh darn it
No, it's taxes your children. Oh, wait, but I'm broke
It's better than falling on the ground.
Oh, wait, hold on.
You've got nothing left of your name.
Wait a moment.
Again.
Something angry.
Okay.
I'm not gonna buy properties.
Like, mathematically, they would have to fall on my shit and then have more mobility.
That was more likely to happen.
If I buy their shit to have properties, I fall on their thing, it's a G.
It's a G
Cuz they use the capital
Minus $100, but look I'm about to pass go. I want to play overwatch
About a pass go all good. I can't believe I just got triple dodged like this is just awful
Well, where the big numbers men
that question yeah okay now go to boardwalk or some shit
no way let's take a walk oh shit I mean that works in but I have them all
mortgage right now but yeah so do I not have to pay no no nothing nothing no
Holy fuck it. Yo, you're really good at this fucking game man. Oh my god, bro
I'm lucky
Wait that would have been
Doesn't matter
How many houses left 14 13 it would have been so much that's gonna be 10
If I take back if I take back four eight
Only two are left
Let's get a 10 here.
Come on.
Uh, that's still yellow later, but it's not a lot.
You guys back off to the boards.
Five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five...
Roll it!
It's like, it's the point of the game where I don't even want to roll anymore.
Come on, bubbles!
Oh, good!
Okay, he's...
He's lined up, he's lined up like a cat.
Yeah, he skipped the house.
That's one base.
That's one base.
Okay, home base and go to home. Let's go. I just can't get my house
Okay, I got saved. Um, how much is it for the properties? I mean two four five. How much would that be?
Wait, it's that little money
I have to keep the hotels
you know what somebody's gonna get out of it somebody's gonna get I'll remove that
at the game and you're not the seven houses I don't give a shit I mean the
boardwalk in that combo in the corners so just early but it's so uncommon to
actually get to boardwalk oh my god
all right well give me a three give me a five Gigi give me a three give me a
fucking five three five three five six okay well I'm just even now I'm just
seven six seven Jesus every time I'm the family with houses and nobody falls on
it that's fine two a two four five guys it was fun it was fun it was fun it was fun
finish him it's your turn two four five here we go
did you
don't run don't run no don't run no don't run by the way arrow you're gonna pay for this if you
Some of your fucking bread earlier you greedy fucker now tell Gustavo tell Teresa to get the fuck out of the house on blue
Fuck you
In victim for closure. I give it up. Fuck you
This is in my bed. Do I have enough money yet? Is that enough?
Okay, we're good I still have $18 next turn here we go roll again, please
please give me a safe spot taxes or something stupid I think that's it
business no oh wait wait it is for business the property gonna get all
I mortgage my other place no no fucking about no I shouldn't I shouldn't I
I mean, it's all lots of money when you all this optioning me. I just go for it
Well, go ahead and add money start
Well, how'd I do it good? Add money just you're gonna put anything in
I don't even give me the option, it just kicked me out.
He's gonna win at 75.
Wait, withdraw.
Oh shit.
Okay, I have to withdraw.
Oops.
I actually just put in 350 then.
You got it, Kreek.
If you know that if I was right yet for so your shit, right?
Do it great. I'm gonna try how I'm gonna shit
Good do it. He's lying
You got a right where you are. This is not with drawing you got a right where you want
Overpaid for that piece of shit later
I
gx gag them but you're too hard over gang and too hard over gang
oh my god that's fucking beautiful
wow right now now roll and come see papa
no no thank you
get out the fucking way
all right now roll a three and come see papa
I'm only just fucking playing you X yeah, how do I go to my other properties the hell
But going to hotel is brain ever there's Lena. I know I want to go to my other properties my other set
What's in by dojicat to this what's that you're born I have another set
Well, I can't go to it
wait is it bugged it? oh wait here we go
E for next other spot
ok but how do you have money though? like what even happened that he has money?
you're so dumb for overpaying for that axe
i would have sold it to you cheaper
well you just said it makes no fucking sense
Come on, let's go to boardwalk!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
I don't have this, it's currently mortgaged.
Okay, now on the next turn you're gonna give me a fucking four or a six.
No I'm not, because I'm a hero.
Now right here, you're gonna give me an eight or whatever.
Are we at X?
It's a no one's gonna learn boardwalk
Jesse, please don't get rid of the
We need it
Yeah, yeah, I told you, you need to put people on the streets.
Sell the one with, or like mortgage the one with no houses on it.
No, can't, can't do that.
The one with no houses.
Not allowed to, not allowed to.
They're gonna allow you to.
Can only come with great...
You can only have houses when you have a completely unfiltered set.
More money please.
Okay.
Okay.
Jesus.
Woo!
This is the guy talking about.
Holy shit.
Thank you, Mr. Man.
You're asking about my red?
Can I have money?
Okay, so everybody is tariffed right now at 50% across the board until the end of the game.
Fuck you guys. I give you guys the opportunity. I give you guys the options earlier. No other shit
I'm gonna roll the dice and that was like a dragon sitting on this goal
No, it's my gold
I can't anything because it's just the trade except the trade
You try it oh
Small roll even got four here
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, so I will roll there boom and
Then a big roll the way out as I get the fuck out of this stupid ass broke ass homes not a hotel Jesus brokey
Come be me now give me a double give me like a 12 here 12
See come to papa
Play not great spot. Yes. Just go to free parking. I already see it. I can already hear
That's good. Oh 10 big hole
Well, we'll take that
Skip that
Sweet
Wait, there's no hotel on here, right? Nope. Yeah, that's all my money. Oh
You forgot the dollar, but it's fine
Okay. Where's he at?
Give me a four. Give me a four.
Just give me a four. How long do you need to give me a four?
Not the rent free.
Four. Four. Four.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Rig fucking game. Rig game.
Rig fucking game.
He skips, makes an avenue,
skips, bollies, and goes straight into the fucking telebeam.
Fuck you!
Oh, tongue sweet home over there.
Whoa!
Okay, okay, okay, all right if I land on if I
listen one two if I land on his house I'm gonna give you everything in a trade
everything all right we said no briefing no you drive you drive again
but I'm believe seven no four six four six come on four six four six person
holy fuck but damn ten bang oh my god man hold that you fucking pussy never
I'm respect me in your life. You understand me Charles place. It's Vanessa. It's it's a bubble
Which is also my home, right? So they rent
Pay rent pay. Oh, no
dollars
Take this and this oh, thank you. Thank you in my
Yeah, bitch we sound the fucking
Cash my pockets. I'm about to suck your blood in my pockets mate. It's only up from here. I
Give me a 12 year man. Oh
My god
I'm not going to go through that like that or whatever oh yeah that's that's um I'm not
go through that row. You're fine. You're literally completely fine. It's 12 bucks.
This property is not yours. So. Railroad or shit for that. No. I'll sell you this building.
That guy is on the railroad. 600. Okay. Wait, that's you. 600. Wait, what? What are you
What?
Ah by a- I don't give a shit.
Okay.
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm 500, 500, 500 is done.
Good.
Why isn't it working?
Give me 600, that's fair. You know it is.
500.
600, it's not being a-
No, no, no. 200, 200, that's fair.
What's being traded?
500, dude. Jesus.
Oh, just 200, you're rich, that's fine.
600 and you know it bro. You know the math doesn't check out for me though. If I do that the math doesn't check out
You know that's there
Okay, then then you can't build anymore dude like I don't know why you do this
Hey, you're just being a bit for no reason at all
I'm a pass you but look
You're gonna get taxed crazy. Yeah, straight to boardwalk
I
Any on there well, and yeah, okay? Okay, five
Did you know it's fair you know what?
550
Bro, why do you need to have like the small little w like like
W I made you in the middle. I'm a man. I just met you in the middle. What are you five? Okay, good five sixty seven
Okay, fair
trade smart
hero we should have never invested in that one
why do we even invest we should just gamble our money i should have i should have done more but
it's fine because your babies are there enough
all right enjoy i mean it's fair i mean sort of big hands and seals it's fair
I
Need to get rid of those hotels and slot lock them
I
What I didn't so scuffed it is I gave up on trade my house
Oh shit.
Now look at you.
Oh no.
Uh, how much money do you have?
You have all the money. What are you even talking about?
Every dollar.
Why did you- why is there a bid?
Because it's a loss house?
What's that even mean?
I'll withdraw I guess
It's a lot of house. I told you earlier. You can control the supply of the houses. Oh, yeah, but yeah get this great
Yeah, I do like here
Why are you being a weird I
Mean I just outbid you
I don't want it I can have my own houses at hotels I can sell
I
Land on my shit you're fucking Dungeons Dummy. I'm already past it. I can't
Okay, uh buy house
So I do exits
Yes, I should roll first like no no no no does anyone need any housekeeping I can I can clean houses for money
Then I'm gonna do sell hotel
Wait 250
Wait, I get $250 to sell the hotel chat is that normal wait that is this is this a new rule
That's gonna scuff it
Miss you if I can sell my hotels chat it removes the whole thing doesn't now grade
Well, yeah, cuz there's only there's no houses available rice you can
I think it's how that works. You can't go in the negative, I think.
Final rule.
Let me go to jail, please.
Oh, you are coming in fast, pal.
Okay. This guy is lined up like he just wants to take it.
Like, but you are right there.
No, please.
I need this bad.
guys it was fun I think I'm out I have to mortgage this okay so $56 but then I
get 30% of that back I get $17 back no you're not getting 30% of this why
not why wouldn't I because you're landing on it you're paying for the rent
This is your investment. No, that's not how it works.
This is why we don't do all the goff
bullies in monopoly. This is why the billionaires
state billionaires, buddy.
Seventeen dollars coming in.
Also, the way to do this.
Bang. Thank you, Jesse.
OK, yo, if you give me a property mortgage,
I'll give you the amount for it. Plus double.
You're not getting scammed here by the way, this is the part of the deal, if anyone still
lands on it you get 30% for night so.
I'm anyone, I'm someone.
I need this, I need this, I need this!
That should be 30%.
WHAT?!
We'll let it at a crew interest, okay?
Oh, you're fucked, you're fucked.
Now I have this feeling like some house is about to go on the market, now it's gonna
be a fucking yo-yo race within me and Greek about buying some houses this will
make another player very happy
losing be greater than the excitement of winning what the fuck do I even do with
$550
just ruining this so everybody's going to the streets sorry guys
Oh those houses are going to be tasty on the market.
Don't make a fuss about it either, c'mon, fuck out.
Is it that much?
I just don't, I don't even want to think about it right now.
Here we go.
We're good.
I always got to bank on my blues, that's it.
That's it.
I mean it does chat on paper. I'm saying because I'm way past all the properties
So I have an entire board to go to he needs to go faster than that though only six is bad unless
What is he is it was bugging out 15 it's just clicking it enter
Now it's so buggy so buggy
you're aiming high I like that
that puts houses back on the market yeah great you just gave me three houses
wait does it actually yeah there was there was a really short supply
what do I do here you should still do it you should still do it
It's marginal marginal only houses all of your houses. Well, all four houses chat. What do I do houses?
It's a yo chat. Can you guys play me please? It's your chat. Can you guys play me please hold my hand please chat?
Yes
says
You okay. Yeah. Yeah, but what house so when he does the time on it can you cannot do a double irony you cannot do that
It's that that's the irony works. It's I run because he's the one who always says
Some plane
And where's that from? No, he's the one that makes the complaint though in that sense
It's I it's irony when he does it making complain weren't you the one who complained?
Yeah, no this
explain the gulf to me
you know what gulf is?
yeah
yo jiddy roll the dice
oh okay
now it's your turn
i mean i just i already lost i like i'm pretty much in a mental space
yep
that's
yep
i'll bail you out
800 dollars
800 dollars is crazy
he killed himself
Yeah, but that gives everything for free to him.
Um...
Yeah, that's why you wanted to bail me out.
Greek.
He beat me, not you. He's the one that beat me.
What do I do here?
You gotta either pay the fee for the value of the house or pay the mortgage.
I would do straight fee, okay? Pay more, I could just go home.
What does the mortgage do?
It would enable the properties now, but it's worthless, okay?
What do I do chat? Do I buy it? Do I pay the mortgage or do I pay the fee chat?
At this point it's fucking streamed to GPT and I'm trying to play for you.
I got the mortgage.
I'm going too fast.
This is a Hado'a than the worst monopoly.
Ah, it's mortgaged.
Oh, that snow is too much.
Where are the players at?
Right over here.
Nobody's lined up, either is the game is over.
That's a big win in the middle for show.
Looks like an overwatch fan in there.
I'm gonna sell my hotel when they go past my hotels.
Here it goes
Fucking cheater cheater ass roll what the hell are you fucking kidding me? Oh
Come on
Now give me a three in a five three or eleven three or eleven six three or eleven six eight nine six eight nine
And he gets a buddy
Yeah, I mean it's what it's what's the most honorable as the honest don't be that guy
I have work tomorrow. I have to get to it. I'll give a shit and then fucking all the fork. We'll see
No, so people have to pay taxes are good to work
You don't care buddy go back
What's Gigi it was fun, I'm gonna hop off
No, man, oh it's fun. See you. Oh, it's fun. See you did oh, yeah, but look tomorrow. I'm doing trips. Maybe perhaps oh
Right, right, right, I forgot.
It's 7pm the end of the month, so maybe the next day, but maybe the most at the end of the month.
I don't know yet.
Yeah, I'll be there no matter what.
No, you gotta go to the dinner with your dad at 7pm.
True.
Or trade-ups.
No, dinner with your dad, then trade-ups when you come back.
Um, now put the house back on the market.
Yeah, don't do this.
If I at this point in the game the best thing that you can have is to go to jail
Yeah, lucky
Three turns of opportunity is insane
I'm good
9 11 or 12 come on
Wow that's fucking beautiful, okay, I'll do that next beast I
Mean it's insane. It's really crazy like did the odds
Like I look at fuck if this is lame every time I play the game every time I play the game legit fuck this game
I might actually win two party games of the day first of all Legos and now I'm an
opponent.
Yeah, you didn't win Legos.
You didn't win Legos.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
Yes, I did.
No, you did not.
I got an achievement.
That's nice.
That didn't happen.
I won't give a shit.
Does anybody want to play the Isle of Me after this?
Well, nobody plays the Isle.
People AFD on the game, the Isle.
plays that game
fuck you
I don't know if it makes financial sense to do that
like un-mortgaged uh... no no no
no you never un-mortgaged like some bullshit for like $14 it's just pointless
no I'm just thinking the blues and then buying houses but I don't have zero
dollars like
too much risk and then if you land on it I don't get to know
dynamically that's what you're doing you're good player oh but I'm bad what
I'm just saying when you're good player you do it dynamically you look at the
board and see what people were at and you buy when it's when it's a big
opportunity not too much to be over leveraged and give us a little bit of
a buffer for personally power back interesting not all right oh sorry I
I'll smoke up then.
That's the spirit.
Small ass rolls, juju.
Hey, I hear this. Sweet.
And begin our two or three it's in a movie
What the hell I look again I want it
See see sometimes I'm not locked in games just because I'm reading chat and I care about the community
You read the chat because you don't know how to play this game and they're holding your hand because you know
You're a big fat fucking larger lazy bum ass. Are we still friends?
Fallen up already first. I double as good. You're lined up.
Take the risk or lose the chance.
Okay, come.
You're lined up. I mean, it's free. It's free. It's free. It's free.
Eight or ten. Just give me a hand.
And missed
Wow
So kind of lined up, but it's okay
Not really
Okay, now give me like a nugget 10 10 or 12 fuck it
Yo
So good, so good, so good, even better, even better.
8 or fucking, y'all, like, these pity connections I'm saying, this is just actually fucking
rigged it.
Hey, these, what about the other buildings I have?
Oh, it's because I'm, it's not actually mine.
there.
Let's roll the dice.
8-10 maybe?
Oh, I mean, this one is debuffs, who cares.
There's B cooking you all stream, lil bro.
So after they both go past, I'm gonna sell all the shit, put the hotels on this. That's what I'm gonna do.
Now give me like a 10.
Eight. Just don't fucking over.
That's not good.
Like, there's unlucky and then there's this. It's clearly fucking regular.
Yeah, buddy pay up. Give me that good sweet buddy
Yeah, there's others you fucking pussy
Yep, sell up my boy. Hey, I already know I'm after this. I'm cute up a doger. Great. I know
Oh, where is your-
Hey, yeah, I know!
I know!
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna morge you than you are made of this.
I'm gonna fucking buy your property and realize I'm gonna fucking-
Foreclose this shell in your ass, you fucking bitch ass!
So mad!
So mad!
The tough get going!
Rage baiting this guy like straight up his cholesterol levels.
Straight smoke time!
Sell all your properties, you little fucking bitch.
They're all on the streets now.
All of them.
Come on pay up
That's right
Straight jackal this
Slug activities pay up bro
Wow, what a shit UI
Why?
Yeah.
What do you mean by house?
I'm trying to sell the house.
Are you fucking stupid?
What the fuck is this game?
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Paying Greek straight to the bank Paying Greek straight to the back of the meeting
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
What the fuck is this?
This game is so bad man
Thank you
Yo ex, can I have my money please?
In paper?
This game is so shit dude, it's actually unbelievable
Do you wanna just call it and say I win?
Wait, Omi is still kinda in there
Yeah?
That's true
Omi won the last metapoint night
Oh selling all these houses. Oh, it's a birthday. Oh, and it's still not enough
Enough oh Megalol. Oh Megalol
Chad, how do I do now call Greeks that
the champion now it's me greek God ex ladies and gentlemen all you do is fart
and suck at games today we prove this
he's just a farting farty McFarts and buddy buddy buddy you did nothing
I'm just glad that I'm your daddy today.
That's not cool winning though, you didn't do anything.
You don't shit them.
Holy fuck.
Come on, give me something good.
Shit of me.
Two hunders.
Thank you, bro.
What are the problem?
What's that?
He's out.
He's out.
Holy straight aura.
You just pressed something.
Fucking like what the fuck is this?
You know me you want to trade some she
I don't know
Whee.
What a crazy way to play.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, oh me, oh me, oh me.
I will give you all the properties,
everything for free, for a few dollars.
Build all the houses, but when you win,
20% of the W is mine.
As long as Greek gets a full L.
Bang.
Bang.
You have to have yourself as good as you can.
As long as you say that you won the game,
but I have 20% of that win.
That's all I want.
Bang.
So you take it for 70% of the win.
Yep, I'm going to get through to the W, and I'm going to get through to the L.
By the way, you said it if I did that, I was...
No, but we already did that.
So you're through.
We already briefed the game, though, by doing the version.
Interesting.
I'm just going to end the game, I'm not going to play anymore, I'm just going to let Ermi win and not play.
Oh, boop, wop, wop.
Alright, we're done then.
We're done then.
Wop, wop.
I mean you're the one crying you're making everything in order for me why is
a matter I'm playing on me when did I said reek in it
chat is anywhere from the only was it pretty much over since he's boosting him
how just luck okay bro was fucking singing all the songs and now it's
crying if I can check crying oh my goodness so unfair I'm gonna eat on your
Sess you
Roll the dice I need you to get a one two three
Or
Now roll the dice and fly property well, I should all you should always roll first whatever happens. Is that you should always go first
Five seven I'm just gonna buy buildings now. Yeah, yeah, do that. Yeah, it's 200 though for building
Yeah, yeah, I mean those are big
Yeah, I can do that
Oh
We left it just it just timed out
Because you've been in your turn for fucking 20 minutes like
It just disconnected me represent AI. Thank fuck
Wait, can I join back on now? Oh, we have a ton. I'm gonna give a time. I'm gonna give a time. What did it just do?
Can I train back?
Tom just trolled and didn't buy anything
Game again. Oh me now Trevor Tyler and give him the most egregious dog shit right here
You will accept wrong now do the most awful dog shit right here
Please wait you're tempted to log in the game please
No
Hey, you still my girl
Yes, bitch ass
Yo, can I get a real quick?
Hey suck on my balls bitch suck on my balls. You ain't getting none of these
Fuck on em. Hey, suck on my balls.
Suck on my black balls, boy.
My big old, black balls.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did you take over?
Okay.
I'm in jail, I'm in jail.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Take your mark.
Take my mark.
Take my mark.
I just got somebody helping me.
I'm poor.
My name's excuse me.
I just...
I did like using.
I did like using.
fucking crybaby bitch
the last poor ass bitch no house have a nice bitch
no red house have a nice bitch
thank you for mercy bitch
wait what's happening
Oh
Don't damn diddy dum-dum skin. Dum-dum
Ski-biddy boo boo boo, but a beat I'm bum bum boo
What are you doing that little bro trading with only? Oh my go
He's fat he's fat
This this
Greek, can you do the voice with the loud ass whispers?
Why are you the source of losers by the way?
You're such a sore loser.
So you're grieving, you're grieving.
I still beat you though.
I still beat you.
Don't do it, Emily.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
For the sake of the game.
For the sake of the game, I'm making the note for you.
Literally, there's no way they're gonna fool me.
You're singing it. You're singing it wrong.
I mean, that is crazy.
That is crazy.
That is fucking crazy.
The fact that you did that on me just shows that you've lost by default by the way.
No, no, no. That's not true.
Sitting here, sitting right here.
You guys saw this collude earlier and you said it was fine.
If you were mad about the fucking rules being like this, you would have said it earlier.
But you stayed silent because they made you win.
therefore you accepted the game being flawed and you're a dumb ass stand on
basically you get the chance before you just don't get the job fuck you maybe
it's only the slug because he's got a fucking single backbone in his body
What's your bitch ass up?
The fuck that you did that with?
If you feel on your bones, you can't feel the fucking bones, right?
You fat motherfucker!
It's all blubber over there, man.
Roll the dice, come on.
It's all blubber, it's all blubber, man, come on.
Really, bitch?
Roll the fucking dice.
Now roll the dice, sir.
So everybody's just, nah, because that's what happens when you're the greatest.
People try to take you down.
It's just simple.
Listen, I need to get coached on this game, bro.
I never made it this far, Monopoly.
Seriously?
Suck my dick, boy.
Your ex is a little fucking sum.
Guys, guys, I'm not going to jail, I'm going to give you a shit.
But you don't care.
I'm in jail.
I'm happy here.
And another.
Let him roll.
This roll can break me.
I think we're good.
You're good.
That is good.
It's flat.
That's sparking.
And we lost.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Did you just jump off his house?
Oh, it jumped on his houses, bro.
Holy fuck.
Oh, shit.
No, I cannot.
Now do the roll.
He's close to reading chat. Hold on lock it. Yeah, he has his agent in the fucking chat going to GPT and find the most optimal strategy
Oh
Yo, that is expensive what the fuck
Where these are very slow rolls though
Yeah, X. Poor people don't fucking speak. Fuck off my blood, bitch.
I'm not warm in jail. And you. Fuck you.
Oh, you're respectful. Give me that money. Yeah?
They stomped me.
Why are you letting me know?
um why can't we see the fucking thing yet why can't we see what people ask I'm not
going to a jail here to shit nope we don't care no thank you I'm just I'm
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm subserving.
I- I'm- I'm just subserving, guy!
I'm- I'm just subserving, guy!
I'm just subserving!
I'm just subserving!
Fuck, I can't close.
Fuck, I can't close.
He owns your entire fucking life, kid.
What the fuck, I don't want to give you that fucking bill for that nice rent you're about to pay.
it's gonna be like any books now I think you're past it I think that's just
water actually the luck is insane that's crazy
three children says you chill you took a you took a deal from the day blubber boy
blubber boy oh blubber boy yeah you're fucking spineless fuck that's what you
If I back up, can I watch the game or not?
Yeah, chat, am I muddied?
I lose to the bank, I mean, like everybody else.
Later, bitch! Later, bitch! Later, bitch!
I lose to the bank!
Later, bitch! Later, later, bitch!
You suck you fucking bitch
Yeah, what do you do do you have to sell everything
That's not sure he lost the only thing in a head skill
We do you lose part in party animals was a massacre
That's it. What about Lego? What about Lego? What about Lego though? That requires skill.
Everything's a mini game. And I won. Okay. So you lost to somebody with 96 IQ by the
way. I know for a fact that nobody in chat, nobody respect what you just said. They know
that you will sign a real time that you won absolutely nothing in Lego. You won't give
me anything and that's what really annoys about me about you. Even when I'm doing well,
you won't just give it to me will you?
I'll go ahead and give us a three.
Go home and roll a 12.
He's lined up.
That's uh, that's lined up, yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
And your next.
Love that.
That's a slow roll, we like that.
Just don't give me a shit chance.
Oh, it's not even a chance, we're good.
Perfect.
I
Professionally sports definitely to lose is a stinky British guy. Oh, you should be ashamed. Oh, sure
That's not that's a skipper. Oh, and then maybe thanks personal help. Yeah, thank you
Right
I'm a 33 year old man and you're bullying me in a video game like here we go
At the end of the day, I know I played this game fairly
Sure, I didn't
Think if you were upset by people cheating you would have told them earlier
They cannot do the fucking bullshit collusion they were doing it
But you don't care about it. You only care when you can't cheat and bitch ass
That was not cheating.
Now cheat on your diet!
That was not cheating.
That was just business.
I'm about to say something that I might regret if you continue.
No, give us Old Greek back in.
Um, no, that's fine.
Don't worry, you'll be out of here.
That's Lucky Dogger.
He's so fine.
Hey.
That's home. Home sweet home.
Yeah, we were in my home earlier.
Damn!
Nah! Oh!
Ah, you did that!
Oh, shit!
They went in the opera hall.
by is operating that's home
oh that's actually that then I mean you use this can break me
wait that bad no you're good it holy fucking shit my life is a movie
that's just safe for me and I get to get out of jail whatever the fuck I want you
see that Greek are you looking or is this plot about right now
more
find your fucking head Wow that's too fast too fast too fast too fast
you must tell me your secret damn dude stop stop stop well you're a young
girl with next agent I'm just I just have to
pace myself because I'm gonna say something very very bad no no you
with a full cerebral palsy, that's fine.
I didn't want to whip out old Greek, but he's going to come out real fucking soon if he continues.
Oh, I skipped out of all his greens. Wow, I love that.
He's coming in fast?
What's going on?
He's coming in fast?
fast. He's coming fast. Okay. These have to be two or three. Yeah. Damn it. That's
crazy. He's coming in that fast. You can even prop me. Sorry. What was that? Did you just
shit your pants yeah yeah oh my lord no that's water no it's not it's not it's
very yellow that's nothing you got lucky bro one house I couldn't afford yeah but
You did the math correctly though, by the way, it's just the same
Our team says he's team great. Oh, we don't give a shit. Nobody's too much. I'm so lucky. Yeah, you guys know wait. I'm team opium
Crickets. Oh, oh the cars are on the board now
Is this a bad idea?
It's not worth it.
It's so little money, but it's $20 if it falls on it.
But I could just, I could hotel it.
No?
No, I don't have enough.
No, I went, because all that money's gonna be on loss when you have to sell them if you
fall on this path all the way back.
Nothing else is really worth it.
Yeah, exactly.
key
walk in here
that's a quick roll
oh he would have
I would have spent it on mortgage
Don't go high. I'll be back.
Oh
You lucky we lined up
Respecting
What I'll be on your side here. I want you to win
Oh my god, oh wow, I'll take you fucking later blubber piece. Yes, we don't you did a full spin before you get into one
quarter of the map. Oh
Yeah, the car the car
Back again, we don't have
Wait, that's when
I
Just walk in
And this is for you
Check out my inventory
We know looking world when you come right here. I got the entire plan in my pocket my boy. Come on. Good luck
You'll say have X's penis in your mouth. Oh
Don't be a wall
Oh my god, you hear that?
Yeah, that's kinda cool, I'll die.
Oh, really?
Oh!
He's gonna stall.
He did the teleport strike.
Hey, get the fuck out of here.
No visitors.
Thank you, bro.
He did the teleport strike!
Hey! Get the fuck out of here!
No visitors!
Thank you, bro.
That was...
Um, that's pretty smart, bang.
Bro, before we play any games after this though, you definitely should go whip your ass.
No, I've been wiggling a bunch here.
Okay.
Now do like a 12 on that low key.
Hold on.
It's not lined up, but it's two, three, five.
Bros. Boxes are destroyed.
Seven.
Dude, two full spins without a thing is insane.
30 drawers.
Small roll.
What is that?
Oh.
Wow.
Oh, that could be really bad.
We haven't seen the card yet, right?
only saw it once it could be oh yeah I mean it was gonna speed it roll the amount
they're not a pretty cause he's got it is it absolutely valuable the way part of
the cards
lined up
all year
what's all new
now do it next role but without crying so
says you you're out of the game like poor people don't talk
silence poor
not one minute in
you're not poor you're a moron annual poor so that means you're a poor
you're a poor on
Call me blubber boy now. Don't blow a gas in that's the game, bro. What are you gonna do without daddy's money, mate?
Getting 2v1 some. What's a 2v1? I'm not in the game. I'm not in the game. Yeah, I have divine intellect.
I'm spectating the game. I'm not even talking to you. I have divine in the game the mess
So all your shit you fucking pussy ass bunny bunny boy
2v1, that's how I do, that's how I do, now roll, now roll the lucky number, 7-8, 5-7-8,
5-7-8, 5-7-8, 5-7-8.
What the fuck?
No, I can't see.
We're so cucked, bro.
I'd buy houses, by the way.
I had to buy houses chat
No low key though, it's actually press ever how ten the rules around around this around me
Hasn't fallen anybody's shit ever at a generally present
Don't buy that don't buy that
You know how to
We kill like I'm telling you this new game we compared it plus absolutely has
a pity mechanic. Absolutely undeniable. The first time I drew the entire game was the
house card as soon as I had houses and nobody had them. Like my only card I draw and it's
the worst out of the game.
It's your
Ladi was funny I had to turn down that 50% I don't care me
Well, don't be my first again, I know where's I'm having fun
Mate, would you be loud equals funny your whole entire
We're having fun you literally sold him. Oh, I see you doing oh it's a bother game. I just oh, yeah, okay
like Jesus
back up
If I speak as a TV one if I leave it maybe rage like I'm losing the game
I want a lot of my life you guys
You showed you gave me every one of your cards in order to win bro
I told you guys earlier. I told you I go back into the bottom. I just said it
I said guys don't do this interest shit bullshit oligopoly. It's not the game it fucker
Yes, yeah, but I don't know if you also know I also lost something applies here like what are you talking about?
All right, mate, he made 39 bucks. No, but that's not the point though
That's not the point though is that that fucks the game though that would have given me all these properties
for you. It was fun green. No, I would have had it. He would have had the bankrupt. I
would have had all the all these properties. No. He wouldn't have had that money. Like
that's that's also part of bridging the game. I don't know if he was near bankrupt yet. I
I was just making like a big move because I had no money.
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, if we did that all the time,
it'd be like, you see how much I'm a big.
It's all in the whole board.
How does the 30% cooperation investment fund
equal giving Omi every card?
OK, OK, OK.
There it is.
If the ground rules are broken, the game is sideways.
Then you can do all the bullshit, right?
What if we did this thing where we both owned all the properties and we both shared them at an interest rate?
Then we have all the board against the inability houses.
Like, it's why we have them.
All I know is it didn't work.
No, it did work.
No, I fucking lost.
No, I got, I mean, okay, really?
Well, there's like a result base.
Oh, oh, it's not cheating if you don't win.
Like, come on, bro.
It's your turn.
Really?
And it's, bro, I don't understand why you,
like, why you guys flipped the strip on me.
Like, early into the game, we discussed this,
and I told you guys, like, at the point it's Jage.
It's Jage.
I said it when the game started,
before the game started.
I said it when you guys were doing it, both times.
Like, I saw my business about it.
This money is not yours anymore.
I think, well, here's the thing.
I was gonna give him 300 bucks.
He ended up not taking 300 bucks.
That, I don't know about,
but I was gonna give him 300 bucks plus the thing.
How do you sell chat?
Um, chat then we're ready for the next right.
And I'm here, of course, I'm right there because we,
that was the problem with the last game in Monopolis,
that was the exact problem with the end of it.
Like, it was the exact problem is that someone was better
win the game and so they get all the properties.
Oh dude.
So we said, we don't, we don't do games of a touch.
It's over when the game started.
I said, guys, let's not do games of a touch.
And it was really good.
And then you guys did this bullshit.
That's games of a touch.
It's the same exact mechanism.
Like how old is the other side of it?
When me and Aero made that deal though,
we both weren't in like jeopardy of losing.
No, we didn't either, we didn't either.
I didn't have a bill of money.
You actually threw the game, no you didn't.
You threw in entire game and all of them.
Bro, if that were true,
I would not pay you a thousand bucks.
The mess.
I would have just done it then.
I didn't have a bill of money.
Basically, if you don't win,
everybody has to lose and die.
Oh, okay, just let it go, man.
if you turn a lot good with this shit that like you're gonna look stupid like
I'm like I'm like I was telling you because we absolutely know this a
million times like it's bullshit I have divine intellect no no divine
I
And this is the reason we can't get anybody to play pie games with us because you fucking rage out like this yo
Yo, because you're a fucking loser
You're a loser like you try to have or when you win when you cry like a fucking bitch asshole when this shit happens
Like it's insane like buddy. You know they both way like like if you're gonna
You stand for nothing
And that would mean fucking Jesse in the cool again because nobody wants to play pie games
I don't give a shit dumbass. I literally told you guys doing the interest shit is fucking crap and it fucking
It fucks with the game like I I literally told you guys
Before the game started as it started when you guys were about to do it when you did
like dude and that was on to me because I didn't as well.
Smolkich, what'd I do?
So you're saying that was the Pandora's box to you?
Yes, it had always been.
But I think it's weird that when you act like this was not an established thing.
When you were there when those things were made in place way back,
that we don't do this shit.
Like it's insane. You weren't there when we made those rules.
Wait
No, what the fuck are you doing?
No, I didn't decline
How do you mortgage it let me know I mean just yes
already more good
What are your inventory?
Yeah
You can you can mortgage the red one. I
I can't wait to play GTRP again and mold at the cost.
Bro, it's not even molding.
No, you will.
You're going to be so fucking ready for molding.
It's like playing against fucking pent-up old fucking people.
Like, most anchorages.
No!
Fucking time.
No!
I don't have a war for your house.
I'm just super walking.
Look, it's brain dead.
It's brain dead.
It's brain dead.
No, don't hit me with the pen.
the fabric of the game. Like, please, it's your turn. Well, look, you should blame
arrow. He's not here. So it's perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can we just take it out
gracefully for once in your entire career? Read the chapter. Come back, please. No,
I didn't read the chat for what to order next. What is your burger pizza? We want
to we want to discuss what's next meal. Stop about the game. It is. Okay. I
Listen
Listen you listen
You need to just relax you lost. It's okay. You'll be fine
You're about to lose now and now spend now now start blaming it the cheating or ever now start start pre-blame it
We find good stuff
They need to make great a carpentry therapy. Oh, please. No that would be fucking crazy
That would be crazy
Now celebrate the W and in three minutes, cry about the cheating.
Now do it again on cycle.
The chief of police is Greek.
Great things only come with great answers.
Okay, X.
Oh, you read the chat.
Here's the comeback now.
Hold on.
X mate, listen mate.
Listen, let's just hop on the aisle and call it a day.
Yeah.
I've been playing the aisle the whole time actually on my steam day.
Are you sitting on a rock?
Yeah I was sitting on a rock for 8 and a half hours.
At least I made it entertaining when I was doing it.
People were calling it cinema.
They were.
Sitting on a rock chilling, growing a dinosaur's fun.
Simple.
So we're gonna grow from this, right?
Well, I mean, that's what you would have thought after the last segment when we had this problem
three years ago.
Two years ago.
But we didn't.
Fuck.
Chat, do I buy houses or not?
Yes.
Yes, every maneuver you do will be at 50% value when you have to sell them.
Tell me what happened the last time.
What was the deal that fucked everything?
The deal is that the game is about to end, and somebody did the bank rupt, and afterwards it was the exact opposite, where somebody did the fucking, I did all my properties.
And we every agrees that you play the game until the end and you don't fucking grief the goddamn game at train a grade
Yeah, you know the every can be watched about this game. It was about that topic
Yeah, I'm not here
Oh, I remember about that monopoly game is just trained just like talking to himself
No, no, it's not I just did that wait what I did that because they did the bullshit before
That I said not to do. Oh my god. I just sorry. Oh my god. I didn't know I was doing that
How much money did I lose?
Oh, but it's the same thing I will every knows what griefing is it means doing some bullshit that's out of the game
non-game mechanic
Oh
It's my birthday I got $10. That's all
That's all this are
And the turn bro
Okay, you literally like like the longest time dumb and dumber
Okay, okay, okay, there's no way you said that I know that the great things that you said that and there's not
There's no shot
Yeah, tonight. You're gonna be there. Oh my I live I live
have yeah so some more oh this is a reminder that eight out of eight cards
were positive money game for Greek every so time if that's absolutely a pity
timer that the game has zero times as he actually drew a bad card can we just say
the winner of tonight is Greek God ex can we just say that you know let's play a
skill game yeah we did the first one was the skill game Lego was a skill game
Yeah, but you didn't lose anything on that.
We're ganking after this, right?
Because I look he want like, overwatch.
No.
Crazy.
You didn't lose anything.
Hey, can I play overwatch with you guys?
No.
Why?
I need to build a robot.
He might just be a natural, though.
What if he's like a lucio natural?
There's nothing natural about that boy.
Thank you for the subs guys, uh, Greek I subbed you because you are a winner and I subbed
to only winners.
Yeah, thank you so much, muffin, I appreciate you.
Another skit to help us out, Jesus Christ, man, it's amazing to have this guy.
Yeah, can I actually play Overwatch with you, or are you actually playing Overwatch?
Yeah, we are, we're playing Overwatch after this.
Oh, who's with that?
and Jesse. Are you staying on me? Uh for overwatch? Probably not. I don't know about
it. If I miss yes but I think I was gone so I'm gonna have to find the fifth person.
I think my city's awake. Alright. Thank you. Hey, it walks to the wake. Why don't we just
hold on. You can also do 6v6 uh ranked. Yeah but what will we get in long queues though?
that's that's all I don't know it's like five minutes or
he's been trying to yeah solo no
man it's two stacks full to the second nose duo was it wider because we would
be we would be full stack wider no I don't think we could I don't think we're
gonna have why because it's like a new rank
huh it's absolutely wider it's not gonna
We have Mooda Types, what would it say?
We're gonna get a change of color from purple.
That's Gigi.
Yeah, it's gone, I'm not gonna say that.
Actually, actually, it's just...
Purple doesn't work.
Wait.
Wishing you luck.
apparently the mood of house is trash
well you know was not trash the chief that I got when I bought
Fentrum
Really now
See you've never ever ever cheated in a bit. No, I was the hardest one to send it
Let me let me think let me think let me think let me think I
Mean it cuz I when I was a kid I
Did like I do it. Wait, I
used I
Fucking fact that when you close your eyes and pinch your big-ass nose, you know exactly what game you cheat on
You just want to confess it though
Yo, not everybody's like you buddy, but I can hear you like pyramid of Giza ass fucking nose away from here, buddy
Like holy shit. Holy we've got a nose off. We've got a nose off
Who knows who will win who knows who will win I
like my very I I know my very well my very first game if I really want to get
technical with it
oh and bang the ggx is the winner
ladies and gentlemen
sorry for calling you brother
that's okay I don't mind sorry for calling you spineless
I'll do my look at the game
You guys finally start playing the games I'm familiar with
Half of what I do at work
The shittiest house I've ever seen in my entire life
We're finally done with Monopoly
This guy, this guy expo put me in a game of like fucking
What was that game? He just kept punching me
He was fucking 500 Shrek people
And I have a butt, but it was hard
2v1's
Wait, does using a bot on RuneScape kind of cheating?
cheating. Yes. Yes. And I was I was I was going to cheat. And then I honor bought it
all by fucking what was that? Fuck it. I mean, we've all we've all we've all bought it.
I did my own mouse recorder and I was doing honor bots where I would follow people around
and I would get free honor from fucking doing a bg's. I mean, if you're if you're if you
go to school and you don't do an honor box way back in the days, you're a loser. You
You can do anything. You literally cannot play WoW and be competitive if you don't have
an other button back in this.
I will say that's really surface low level cheating though. Like I'd say there's a
specter.
That just cuts through time.
Are we going to play Overwatch together or what? What's going on?
Is Overwatch still 5v5 or is it 6?
5.
Are we going to play Overwatch? What's going on?
Hey, I'm down to play any game and I'm in a fight, bro.
You want to play Counter Strike, Muda?
I would, bro, but I already ended streaming at 1 AM.
You can't chill off stream?
Can't do a little off stream, just a little chill.
We need him to know because we're not going to get the promotion.
So, honestly, play with us tomorrow when you've got stream on, okay?
Yeah, bro. Yeah. Oh, wow, really?
Oh.
It's strictly business, buddy. It's strictly, just for now, just for now.
I just don't want to get banned.
Whoa!
What do you mean?
Yeah, true. He's offline.
I'm the only here in the world.
First, I'm going crazy.
Holy.
Open up the Muda file.
Dude, I can't believe...
Wait, did you catch that live?
Oh my god, that's crazy.
You know, why don't we use the one with the EXE though?
Okay, I kind of get it.
It's like a driver, like a data set of drivers.
Yeah, that's what I said last time.
Wait, wait, somebody that knows the components
of the computers, and he just has the renamed things.
So he knows which files if I can drag and drop
on the PC, is that he's gonna help with some of the other.
Exactly.
That's what happened for my fucking OBS files
and stuff like that.
I think it's called OBS Profile 123.
Dude, it's called PC1AtHome.fuckingjason.
My one question, why do you take so long
in RageBate how many hours you had on Rainbow?
Real well, I was lucky, I'm not gonna lie,
I was farming here, I didn't think I was so new,
and I was at three, I was at three and three.
But imagine the headline,
Muda has 10 hours in the game and he just be below,
appropriate.
Yeah, but you look, you look like,
like you actually look like you're cheating.
Yeah, well, I mean, I did a PC check, so we're good, but.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But look at another, as well,
as I said earlier, I watched a clip, is that come on, bro.
Bro, that game's audio is genuinely a good one.
You're close, right?
With the walls and shit, like you can easily,
you can easily flick to somebody
It's only to the wall like on a women like because you don't people don't fucking clip the ten times that you don't had it
Or you miss the only clip the one time that you do hit it
So this way the audio in that game is like you're like literally a navy six seal in real life
By the way, X tell me why someone sent me a clip and you're talking about I had a fucking PC and my fucking wall, bro
What the fuck is that? Oh, that's what I had it
What?
Yeah, you put a piece in your wall, right?
That does all your shit.
And it has a wire that goes under the ground.
And it leads back to the other piece from under, right?
And it runs all your shit on it.
Bang.
That ain't it?
I see the Linus Tech Tips already did that.
He has that, like, in his house.
Yeah.
And he's DMA's.
Uh, and what are we doing?
Uh, kind of strike.
I'm setting up my settings.
Also, also, also, Geoffrey, Geoffrey, Geoffrey, Geoffrey, go to Padota.
Why did they decide to ruin the game overnight and say fuck this game or could she have ruined
it?
Like the game is, god.
Removing facets was a piece of shit.
Who the fuck did that?
Like what is this guy's problem?
Why did they remove the facets?
Yeah, yeah, I played awesome. I played that. Did you play the super new? No, but it's like the new one, though. No, the block. Yeah, but yeah, dude, what in the hell? No, yeah, bro.
The shooting is so satisfying. It's kind of like CSGO.
I got banned on CS. I had to put that for a month straight. It was pretty cool.
Banned on CS.
Can't play a boy in CS anymore.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Brother, but Klinks is unplayable. It's so boring.
Klinks was just a fun character with the facets.
Like, now it's complete ass.
Like, I logged in, I played it, I won, and I was so bored.
Oh, you know it'd be fire?
How many people do we have? Five? Fuck, never mind.
Black Pop Zombies is just so fun.
A counter strike though. Got a counter strike.
I mean, we're five men. I mean, we could do anything.
Yeah, yeah.
What's that thing that says that?
We could do a Black Pop, so that's something we got.
All right, lock and load, boys. Just get in your mode.
A little quick one.
Do I actually get on right now, bro?
Yeah, we're just gonna do it a little quickie.
Man.
We need a fifth too. We need a re...
Expo, when you sleep to sleep, what time do you wake up at?
I wake up at like 3pm, 2pm.
Jesus Christ, bro.
I've been up for 28 hours.
Oh my God, bro. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I mean, we do whatever, I mean, okay, I'm not forcing anybody to play anything, I don't give a shit, we could play.
No, I know, bro, I don't need to, I like, no, no, I have to play.
We could play, we could play, we could play.
The answer to the facet question is the most of the devs moved on to deadlocking the game.
I'm like a major player right now, too.
I'm just like, you go ask me.
I'm like, fuck you.
CS Valor.
Fuck this game is dying.
Pointless.
Not a thing about a bow.
Pointless.
Pointless.
If that were true, they would have probably taught me this.
I don't know.
If I play Valor, I'm at throw.
I play the game like eight hours a day, for the last like five years.
Oh, I could never.
I always said it's the four.
Like, it's the one game I could not grind.
Like, like.
No, bro.
I'm glad you didn't, bro.
Also, the color scheme is depressing as shit.
Like when you look at the game, you play three games in a row.
i i have enough but i i i i think i'm gonna puke
yeah face it grinding
you haven't even really done that right you've never done face it
no i'll face it all the time
not saying x
oh no i don't i don't have it
that is
wait what is ground
that's greek, how's it greek?
your stomach is gumbling
I didn't know man, I just I even though I won I stuck to him so I need to figure
that out.
Even though I beat X every single game tonight and I was literally the victorious one I still
earned.
You got your cheeks clapped raw and inner thicks even in an ounce of skill you fucking moron.
Broccoli head ass bitch ass fucking British piece of shit.
Fuck you.
Yeah. Alright, I'm good to go though.
No! No!
I'm just kidding. Let's play Overwatch.
I mean...
I'm just going to say how it is. X doesn't want to play Overwatch with us, Jesse, because he still thinks in his head he's pro and he doesn't want to play with us.
I don't mind playing. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit.
I mean it's six people.
Does he want to play with us?
Oh no, no, we'll play. I'm going to play. I'm going to play right now.
Let's look in then.
Say this.
Now we have to go to bed and we have two players left.
Let's go.
I'm not going to be that guy, bro.
I'll play Overwatch, bro.
It's going to be fucking fun.
Okay, fine, bro.
Alright, hell yeah.
Let's go.
Alright, now play it.
X, do the thing where you play the character that doesn't require skill.
Do that thing.
Just don't.
Okay.
Now play any character at bronze level and roll.
Great.
You keep playing it. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't make you keep playing it.
Play the train, Cliff.
Brother, brother, brother, brother.
I was low GM as DPS on three different accounts.
That's crazy to say that.
Oh, wow. You're amazing.
That game's updating.
Someone like the Club of Train, Bronze V.
Yeah, I'm gonna turn that camera off. That's enough.
Um, let me check some clips.
Did I get the camera on?
Yeah.
What the hell?
What?
Ew, ew, dude, no, dude, not that.
Bro, I'm literally just making my, my fiber, bro.
I can't shit right, bro.
I'm sharing you on a stream, bro.
I'm sharing you on my stream.
That's fine, bro.
Show us everything.
I've never had a problem of any kind where like it's like stuck but I don't eat a lot of food
So like I'll have like a nice clean no white be logged every like a day day and a half
Yo, is that bad like it'll be it'll be it'll be like a nice boom. Well, it's like a no white be
I do but you don't have to because it's like it's like it's nothing
I feel like sometimes I want to go five times to get shit sometimes you like see like I don't want to like today
Hmm, I think this takes time and show that I don't know like
It's why man. It's like I'm confused like I
Don't know people that are like massive they haven't had time to get the damaged food
Chew and eat all that food then go to the bathroom with all that food. Yeah, but it's a full-time fucking job
You flex or a circle quick
That's what just all that shit. Yeah, fuck you. So we see that way. How is the camera moving?
You're so fucking right now. You're so sexy on the light too. No
Holy
bro, bro, bro, okay, I'm not, I'm not saying this, it's not sensitive, it's not, it's not anything weird
bro, you look like a scammer, you know what I mean? Am I wrong?
I was talking the same shit, yeah
Is it Egyptian? He's Egyptian, that's so fucking racist
Why is that?
I, I lose that, I prefaced it, I said it has nothing to do with anything like that, it's not, it's not offended
like, how, how is snow flaking?
slightly round because of the air of you think I'm like
no no no wait that's not even a thing that
wait okay I'm not that's not that's not that's no it's not
that's Arabs like to scam what's what about it what what
what that's Arab I don't know that is not I'm allowed to say that is not a
pre-established stereotype but it just isn't
I'm allowed to say I got the Arab pass so yeah
He's a lot.
Yeah.
I'm down to the top of the phone watching 27th of March.
I got to make my fiber blow off.
Yo, yo, it's the attitude.
It's the way the eyebrows move and shit.
Because they get back to you.
They're going to do like this.
Oh, guys.
Oh, I'm going to say something.
It's going to be free.
Listen, the anything you just scammed.
It's going to be free, though.
That's about it.
Yo, free, Jeff?
Maybe.
Like, dude.
You know what I mean, though?
like
like
in month
even at one dollar cpm
okay whatever bro i'm done with this life
plan is campaign
no no we're getting on because i'm playing one bro
that's it
so
what are your egyptian
literally hundreds
this is all that
that fucking sucks
what?
People call me like, bro, it is like weird fucking shit in my calm, bro.
They call me juveniles.
Like they call me from, they call me Judah.
Whoa, whoa.
So, bro, and this is what?
Yeah, bro, they literally made up a like country.
But yeah, it's not even real.
I stand from juvenile and I'm juveniles.
What's your favorite food?
Like low-key chicken.
Well, what kind of chicken, you know, yeah, okay.
Hold on.
What kind of chicken, though?
Is it, is it like, is it like fish shell chicken?
It's a warm up.
Okay, all right
So what guy what guy was that?
Just chicken bro. Like I don't know it's a warm a chicken. Yeah, okay. I like that. I like she's no chicken
I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good chicken
Same bro, it's just chicken
Okay, I'm in a overwatch
Yeah
Everybody's got a partner.
I put my gun in the back.
Yeah, I haven't played a game.
I haven't played a game all streets long.
Should we just start hacking?
Yo, Jeno's crazy.
Jeno's crazy.
People from Florida are like trashy,
and this is like a Tampa Bay crowd, right?
But these guys got nothing on Montreal.
Straight up it.
Yo, straight up it.
Look at him.
Nobody's tapping on the glass.
Nobody's yelling some obscenities.
Like, come on, bro.
I'm fucking locked in.
Lock in, Tampa.
Like, what the fuck is this?
I
Lay mass crowds shut up
If this was Montreal, you know that glass is like a wobbling and everybody's yelling the most hours and and swirrs
Does it get fully Montreal bro hmm does he get cold in Montreal? Yeah
Yeah, and then they all come over to Florida
thing is girl is uh i look at i look like in like two hours away from toronto and uh
who it's not a bad show bro what about the women though the girls though oh my god the
girls are so bad but i love white girls bro i don't know can i say some stuff oh yeah i
Yeah, I'm looking oh, what I see the girls are a charm
Um, it's just personally having having a dialogue with the government or on it like my dick
Inside right this and it'll hide like a fight like um like a crab that like a turtle. You know I mean
Yeah, let me stop you there, bro. Any girl I talked to or had talked to does not have that like Toronto slain
I would never do that.
Alright, buy me X.
I can't, bro.
Let's, now let's watch a clip, man.
Give me a headphone, I'll take it.
Let's play mobile rival.
And what I don't like is that the business is true
that you left your moms in the hood.
Somebody go smoke that.
You don't leave your moms nowhere.
You have money and you left your moms there.
You're a sick to my stomach fam.
but if it's not
talking shit
play open to you
what is that I only have one friend here I just hold on those exact words you
never see my stomach Jesus course I cannot
that's what about
I don't know I don't know I think it's nice it is nice city no I don't live in
Toronto I live somewhere like that you wouldn't even know such a small city
Brampton no, no, no, no Windsor Windsor Windsor, but it's just such a small Windsor Kingston. Yeah
Kingston no, you know where it's near bros near like London
London Ontario
I know this I am
Yeah, like down there down there like like five minutes away from the border. Oh left left down. Yes. Yes. Okay
Super small city. Yo, I heard like your taxes are like fucked in Montreal 57 57.8
What it's why I don't pay that I don't live there. Well, I would literally rather
Brother at 58% taxes they should have a representative that will come to my house and do all this for me
Why would I do it in this because they clearly are doing more than half
They do it and I'll do whatever accounting to do at the office. I'll give you she'll do it
No, no, actually, though actually
You don't like street today bro. Let them walk in
Put me in the range
I need an invitation I need to add you guys on I have a different account
Okay, how do I give you my thing I gave my thing I
me in the range I gotta practice a little bit
just hover over your name top right or your icon if you're playing
oh I need to get my main back in oh shit
I said I would do it yes then I didn't do it
well I don't know how to do it anymore
I have like the worst sleep problems I do get in my sleep like 8 hours without waking up
so basically so
so basically this is the any way I can have a good rest is
If I spent a good day destroying X in video games and rage-mating, I sleep like a fucking
baby.
If I don't get my time in, then I can't sleep at night.
Do you guys actually sleep at night?
Knowing X, yeah, knowing X is not a good thing.
Everybody ignore your joke because we're tired of hearing your same shit.
Now fuck off, add in the game.
And if you're having a good day, I can sleep at night, and I need to make him cry like a
baby.
To be added in the game.
If he fucks up baby, I sleep like a baby.
Oh my fucking god man, Jesus Christ.
if you're named man player yes if if he cries like a baby I sleep like a baby
okay so I'm gonna be sleeping like a baby okay thank you sir you're gonna be
why we're gonna I'm not gonna we're gonna get a 60 minute queue
why why why why why cuz it's wide there's snipers bro it's a five stack wide
for like a lot of hours and then I'll sleep on the way through
yes so wait yeah I wake up like once or twice or three times a night but they're like for like
for one minute oh I couldn't do dps actually and do you do it like no no I do it
you know literally like it's not like I don't remember the last time I slept eight hours straight
but I'll look up for one and it's not to go to the bathroom
Yeah, I'll wake up. I'll just tell you why change the character. Can I change my character in this game mode or what?
I hate
Yeah, I hate having to go piss though and like you just feel so comfy and then you lay back down and it's just like
No, no, no, I'm not.
If I ever go to sleep and I need a best drill, I'm not getting a best drill.
I'm not.
I would just never do that.
And it ruins the most comfy spots.
Like, you would just have it perfect and all of a sudden you're like, wait, hold on.
I gotta be.
No, literally, another one can get up and start-
Oh.
It's like a banned player, bro.
It's me.
Oh, you should have fucking earned it.
yeah I had to lock in there and not auto-type and have to wait a little bit
there's no humans
really dude
I feel like you can spit on tracer and it's just automatically dead
yeah the way you play tracer is like wait it is this
it's not like it's gonna be early overwatches
you
you
you
you
you
You
This game fucking sucks yeah, it's
I never had an Overwatch phase, like, like, is the game that much different from the back of the day?
No, not very much.
Oh, I actually have to get that.
Yeah, so you're just gonna ult me in a 1v1? Give me any honor.
I'm getting tag teams.
Oh, good.
I mean brawl brawl seriously though like like this guy just playing fucking it like do this is
insane
Right, I didn't want to do this boys, but
Oh
I got a piece so bad. I told you if I'm in a cuba. I'm feeling like I see some mistakes. I'm gonna kill
I mean it might have to be a counter-strike angle if it is a part of it.
I was just getting dead.
Nah, because we're wide and we're like very wide.
What is wide? Oh like all of our ranks?
Damn.
Aw, I could just play the, uh, I didn't get dressed well in there, hold on.
Oh, it's on again?
No, no, no, I love this. Uh, let me do competitive.
I'll go all fuck yeah, I'll get shit. Yeah, I'll go all oh, it's wide on all right. It's wide on everything
Wait, this isn't as this player is it what?
Oh wait, where's the red red red red no, no
Oh, no, let's do TCXX. TC, TC, TC.
How do we play a Genji ball with a fucking nerf game?
Oh, I have no idea, actually. You wanna do it?
Check, can you do TCXX, TCXX as a six man?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a Q and you watch the other one.
I can lead down Conor's Sutter.
Bro, oh my god. You get the thing.
hold me on bat this against Anna I'm gonna this is a pre-skill matchup but
like I um I used the abilities on this shit
I don't know what character I'm playing bro I have to never play this character again
I don't want to play this game at all
I have no idea what the fuck is shooting me
I
Name
This shit again
to be proud of it's not who's this guy yeah I mean yeah yeah yeah I
I don't think it's on the character. I understand that the fucking predictor speed is fucking bullshit. I'm just trash
Okay, now we're gonna have a boss
we're gonna get everyone's right hold that show oh my god show is that you
don't make me call out every time I say I mean I just fucking roll your shield
like
Dude, that's fucking language
But they watch out what thing is this that when that take okay, I'm completely decent as well. You could do that. Oh my god here
We go again
Oh, bro, what is this?
Bitch
I said a button right now, but I'm off-stream
He tells that I have to say that's a joke though
I mean, what's happening?
He actually can't feel it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you're so lucky.
That wasn't his low, was it?
He was just lucky there.
But if it wasn't his low, I wouldn't do it.
What?
What makes him heal like that?
that guy was that who was that that was just the games me I don't know how to play
I think
On everybody
Holy that guy was amazing
Like I don't know
Oh
Who was that yummy? Oh my god
Oh my god, it's guys. That's right. I'm so
Wait, is he healing
Well, it's a character
Yeah
Oh
Like it's fucking like 15 minutes in queue. Okay, that's not it
Why is this more why is this more fun than the
I'm not a cheater.
I mean, like, we didn't just play nine games, we spent 20 minutes.
It'll be even longer with you, right?
Because it'll be like Q and no.
Maybe a counter-trick angle.
I mean, I can't do counter-tricks.
Maybe a six-ing?
Xing unless unless we do face it because my I'm not even enough level to play
Why the groups cannot be six weeks hold on a second in a high enough level to play premier
Six man Q as a six man as a six second up
Oh my god I got work in like 4 hours.
Our receptors are going off of that.
Why?
You had an account before them right?
Yeah I already said it.
Alright.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
What's up Moxie?
What's up?
Yo.
I'm keeping an eye on you.
What's up Moxie?
That's that moxie yo yo yo, so we're gonna watch you you join in our
Overwatch team
I'm in the mix
I'll see online away. I'm moxie
Yep, what about me? You didn't know who moxie is right guys like he's one of the legends in the in this space
Right
Oh does your cat's joining you gotta go great
Um, I would leave instantly if they'd you cat I would be happy and on its thing much more
That would be funny as
I'm not trying to be rude man, but you're gonna have to switch that camera off
Shut the camera off buddy
It's already white for me
Bro like how are you lagging from me having my disparate cats?
I'm just kidding
I just fucked with you
Yeah and I need to get my other account as well then
Moxie you sound like I don't know much shibia so
Moxie I'm about you I'm-
Honestly Moxie it sounds like you just done with a goon sesh
I'm just gonna keep it a bar
Yeah and go ahead and go ahead and go ahead and go ahead and go ahead and show them
Hold up
No, you're done. I don't mean to count just Christ, but then I'm gonna count the boys if we do even wider
My god guys
There's also a Minecraft server growing how about a high pixel?
We actually
There's a server made and ready to go
No, uh, faction server.
If you want to invite Marty, do you...
It'll happen.
Is it me or you?
No, it's not making it wide, but it's still not up to the set.
Do you want to play on the faction server when it comes out?
No X-ray, please.
I don't know if I'm going to trust my Minecraft, or I'm going to start sneaking in like some
reach and all of it, because, bro...
I'm getting hungry.
Okay, then never mind that.
You can't you can't help yourself
You can't invite me
Hey, you hiding from moxie
Why groups can't fix that kid like how does it make it so
Almost I'll get my other accounts
well it's not allowed in six stack it's six six people
oh it doesn't make sense at all is everybody in here
who plays fucking Blanche though you can't do 6v6 comp with that six stack
that makes zero sense
this game's chopped we're going to go to the game that monkey monkey's gonna be
like a lot like a fucking 260 a minute queue like it would never be my brother
hold up code names like two spectators though
yeah okay guys code names after monopolies a little why did we why did
we do marble rivals I will jump on that shit right now I don't give a shit
marble I'm gonna be honest bro why not
why not
I don't know if I can say that I just had a sponsor for marble rivals like today's
year it's all about just hopping on and just giving it a shot playing it with
the boys so even Q though fuck yeah
That shit is just not fun. I know what people like that game. It's so bad
It's probably good without like that many people that we've got like filling the lobbies
Or even finance yes, but we don't know we're fine now
Which is it that's perfect I gotta go
Fucking bullshit rivals for you
Wait, I'm installing rivals. Wait, are you installing it really fast?
If you played rivals long enough, I think you could have come from
You were probably the best group for like a second yo
Oh, thank you, you probably actually were like yeah, I'm not even joking you guys with it
But when when Marvel Rivals came out and you're playing it you were the best
Irel friends are playing my rivals are like yeah, I'm watching X play groups. I don't want to play it
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking go. I'm not kidding about it. If I had our old friends. They'd say that same thing
Jesus
I think they made the game kinda rough for like tanks.
I mean
I'm in I'm on it. Here's a thing bro. Sometimes we just
My god, can I can I see do that?
Yeah, yeah season two patches are they made tanks like more of like
Like a toy, yeah I mean, you have less maneuverability in the game I've been in.
What are you doing Rockling?
Yeah, we have 6v8 rule man man.
Yeah, 3v3.
Let's do Gothic Fama.
Sure, while this is installing, that sounds good.
Well we do Rockling 3v3.
Well we do it, we do it, Garzik, Moxie doesn't play Rockling at all.
I don't even know my team, I'm SSL.
No, I'm just SSL, man.
You're not saying PCDMS keyboard.
I know, I saw you playing earlier, you're kind of disgusting.
Is Gartik on Steam?
No, usually it's on Activities, but I don't see it.
Is it bugged? Is it not on Activities anymore?
Gartik.
Yeah, we don't browser. I think they remove it out of this quarter
Yeah, we had to do browser last time as well
They're like I mean as long
That was crazy
That was crazy.
What was that clip, bro?
And the misclick too, like no.
Okay, okay.
That was a jakey misclick.
I saw X in the whole life flash before his eyes.
That Facebook hit him black.
That looked like one of those cartoons,
like from back in the days.
That was a cat.
Those were like completely outlawed.
That was bad.
I
What is he, man?
Yo.
Yes, sir!
Boom or ass, fucking, voice lines.
They're judging the group.
Fuck!
Still loud.
Let's keep it off.
Alright, alright.
Alright, you might as well look at it.
When I hear this audio, I instantly imagine Marlon just modding everyone on Tik Tok
when that comes on.
Oh, I had to.
He's going non-verbal, and he's just clicking sounds.
Yo, what's up, everybody?
My name is Greek God X
All we do is six-man react
All on a Minecraft arguing segment.
No, no, no, no, Roblox, Roblox, Roblox, debate.
Jesse be a Jesse to that.
Yeah, at the date, at the date would be good, but we have to do it right.
But you were showing it before.
Well, I'm missing a player.
Where's the plan is going to be?
I was doing around.
Grand three, four.
How is he always late?
Well, I'm the I can.
That's fine. I'm just.
I just fucking leaked it.
Really?
How do I do this?
Oh my god, you're washing my life like...
Zoom in on the email and look at it close.
What if you guys sign the VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
That is fucking disgusting
Okay
I don't know why I have to be the one to do that.
Fuck! I didn't have time!
Fuck man!
I can't wait to see what you guys have to fucking type in, bro.
I mean, bro, I didn't have enough time. I was about to make a masterpiece.
Hi, ready?
So it has the voice?
Yeah, yeah, hold on. I mean, there was a volume, but it wasn't loud enough.
Oh, and I didn't block the screen out, so, okay. Maybe it's leaked?
Nah.
Hi, ready?
Yep, bro. Let me just see everyone fucking bullying me, bro. I need to see something real quick.
I'm just gonna put my camera at the top, hold on.
I like it that only and his glasses. There we go.
No, that's literally me.
Hey, Greek on X.
I mean bro, Greek is a fool.
Yo, why is my lips-
I'm staring with red lips.
Why am I looking so stupid, Jason?
How do I mean?
No!
Yo!
Yo, that's why I was laughing at it because I threw a good-
You got a dick nose, then.
Yo, what the fuck?
That's why it was done.
Yo, why did they-
Yo, why did they pick up?
It's the belly button made in the middle of the night.
Shredder out under his bed.
It's rough.
Fucked out big time.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
Hey, it worked out.
Oh my god.
Oh, really?
That's crazy.
I will fucking kill you if you don't tell me.
Why the fuck have I got a bullsack chin?
Why the fuck is my chin a fucking bullsack?
And why is my head square?
Yeah, I didn't have to finish it.
FBI finds mood as cheap finds.
Oh my god.
Are you serious?
Oh, what the hell? We did something similar.
Oh, that's what they meant.
the court cheating so his nose group he next year
oh my god
he gets caught cheating
yo do you guys all just make my nose nose
ten times the size it's supposed to be
GX towering over at Sandomi after Monopoly
really wait what the fuck i can't finish with his child
like what was i supposed to do bro
Mike Wazowski coming down boo less than three
awww how do you do that that's really nice actually
thanks thank you
what we fucking like what I see that joy how much to guess anything that's not a rat human
drill like a little shit
mine's done by the way
okay chat chat what are the rules is we can't do anything that we did before now
okay yeah true um let's see what we've got in this call um
um
that's a good one quite simple all right
Oh, it's a simple one.
Simple one is easier.
Why is she not this game, bro?
Who wrote that on my PC? Who wrote on my PC? That's actually awful.
Okay.
Um.
Like this.
I don't understand this oh actually you know what I can do I can draw this
stuff
I
Was it just mirrors like my fucking drawing skill like fucking terrible by the way, I feel you guys fucking horrible
Yeah, I can't draw I mean bro so much better
But the time is so fast.
What?
Somebody hack my PC.
It's awful because I can't do anything.
It goes over my mouse.
It's going to go over my keyboard.
Bro, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
Wait, should I actually get hacked or not?
No, no, I'm all good now.
I have to control again.
This says, um.
What is this like, uh, like, oh.
Yeah, I like this.
Yo, who sent me this, bro, what the fuck?
Oh, yo, I think Max win.
Dude
the
Oh, man
Fuck him so
I don't know, I don't know, like.
Yeah, I mean this is like literally the best I could draw on it, like, I don't know.
on that like, I don't know.
No!
Bro, I'm so bad at drawing people.
Bro, what the fuck is this? You drew a dick on my screen!
Which one of you drew a fucking dick?
Which, what is a dick with a blunt head?
Oh, what is this is like?
That's pretty easy when I'm not gonna lie except I can definitely tell like when it's you drawing
Yeah, what's tripod?
What?
What the fuck?
I don't understand this.
Oh, is it with the unit?
Yeah, what is this?
I don't even know what that is.
What the fuck even is that?
Someone put an inside joke.
Dude, I had no idea.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like can I even say this?
They help drawing.
I don't know what the fuck.
What the fuck is Coke head domey
having a down swing on Gambon?
Yo, like what the fuck?
What do I even fucking,
I don't, I've never had this
in my fucking life.
What do I even say?
What do I draw?
Yeah, I have a little bit of a little bit rougher for sure.
I can't do that.
I can't do that smiley face there guys, it's not what it looks like.
That was not a penis.
That's better be a face, Mercy's face.
Like, I don't know, I'm just gonna try my best, I don't know what to do.
Ugh!
Sh- that's not too bad!
man. Oh my god. Jesus. All right. Yo, if everyone give us something, yo, wait, wait,
wait, wait, you know, oh, he's not your, uh, your chance to play one game or something.
Let's go. Uh,
We're just by a game with strength, but we should be playing, we play, we be, uh...
Yo, what's good?
I know, watch this.
Sikuna, cheating on you.
Hey, Mota, yo, show us the computer screen.
Oh, we go.
I'm kidding, bro.
Oh, whoa, X!
Yo, yo, yo!
That's me that drew that.
Yo!
Not XP bar all the time.
What is this?
That was me that drew that, not X.
Why did you say that?
Brother
Yo, guy getting us
Oh, I was seeing I didn't know what I was seeing at all guys. What the fuck are you guys drawing?
Honestly nice, you know from what it was. Yeah, man. It was a good up bar
You see getting his car stolen yo
I
Don't know I asked you I asked I asked I feel way you were the one who
Enjoying PC desk
If you fucking draw me, you're such a fucking rat fuck, you know
I
Just how I imagine it
Mercy comes to res XQC guys. Oh
Why not release this big is on XQC
Right now so so bad
Thank you see thanking mercy for Carrie
saying frack eddie after getting
cokehead domi having a downswing on gambling
xqc gambling
really fucked this one up
i just did a simple one
Long ass arms, man. It's crazy. Why do you see Max win?
My god, wow hard on these bro, that's insane drive. Excuse me getting jackpot
Yo, let's have the chain
You keep joining this for that. What is that? It's like a bag
Yeah
We're just telling with this one whatever you guys want
We can't seven people
I don't even have I got a restart all that so you got out cut
Oh, yeah, my I got I got spelling be no
Yeah, yeah, of course nice right he's useless really
All right, we have to figure out a game here, so we have seven people among us
I
Know we can do a graphic phone we can do
I'm not playing a month go for friends it is
Wait, you didn't put that before
Don't me that I just don't want you to play it. Let's try
to be at school
at forty eight friends online that this shit
golf
with friends
all you know what you're friends with your friends
golf with your friends not go for the gulf at this is kind of uh...
not as good
though this country is
they ask you to play at home the fuck themselves
let's do it
greek has won all the uh... party games today
welcome to one another league i won lego
Should I install Golf of the Friends or what?
Why you know we could put my Z!
I bet he has new maps and shit!
I tried to play this map before.
What was it there?
Gaze of the Lampers?
Oh, I'm down with Golf of the Friends though.
The new maps.
Just play this.
I used to play this back in the day.
It is the Infernal Lampers.
It is the Infernal Lampers.
It's a DLC.
Do I have to buy a shit?
Oh my God, there's my DLCs.
10 dollars for all DLCs.
I'm about to get shit right now.
Seven S.
Oh, you guys are bad.
You know, I got to be okay, yo.
Do I um...
You're leaving me.
We don't have to get it?
I have to bro, but it's fucking 2 a.m. to be up at like 10 o'clock no I'm off unless you're a gamer, bro
What do you mean to him? Oh my god, fuck me?
Get a bed mate if you want to get bet
This this court is always always chillin we don't care like it wrong nobody's all twisting on the play
I care.
I don't know what's wrong with it.
I'm like, so do I need to download a DLC or not?
I mean, I did.
I don't think you need to.
I think people say workshop maps,
but some of them are scammy.
Some of the workshop maps are fucking terrible.
They're awful.
Like the official maps are always better for me.
Also, after this, Muda, you are going to bed after this.
Yeah, like, oh my gosh, what in my life, bro?
Like y'all need to get on early, bro.
Oh, he has to get up so late.
Yeah, but if these games only hit at night though,
shut up, I'm telling you.
Like, I don't think I'm gonna enjoy them.
Yeah, actually, I've never considered changing my stream
schedule until I have to, I think.
Bro, like, we're gamers.
You understand this is our daytime.
Nah, bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Like, I grew up staying up till like six or M.
It's just, I don't know, I guess.
I don't know.
I mean, the good news is, if you stay up,
you can get all your prayers in.
Real.
Ball right.
Wait, that was a good stack.
Yeah, you can stack his prayers.
Yeah, and if he wants to be really good, he can just skip lunch.
Wait, host.
Private.
Rick, if you win this,
X can't say shit today.
You're not my yes, I mean this is that that's what you said about monopoly and that's what you said about like
Olympus is in it
And by the way, you two be one me and monopoly
What are we not
about harry up and invite us to Dublin
oh and then you guys are now
uh i just sent
man bro 2247 days since wasabat i'm doing good
i'm not bad
i'll try and do it again
i got ub
mine was
3361 days
yeah i got you dugbook
that's the name i
nice
Yeah, I don't have you.
No, I do have you.
No, no, I do have you.
Dougbuck?
I'm by Grog and Mudda, and we're missing Moxie.
Is Dougbuck gonna come back, you think?
I'm gonna be at Dougbuck's home, though.
What's up?
Trent, how are you up at, like, the morning playing, like, the SC on Val at, like, 7am?
You're also awake at, like, 2am?
What I do, bro, is my life.
What do you think?
Yeah, I'm not gonna do it right now.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
One missing one.
One missing.
It's me, it's me.
I just downloaded it.
What's the difference?
What's the difference?
Don't put your hands up.
Yeah, it's the one.
Wait, wait.
How do you change your ball?
Change it after this?
Oh, quick color.
Quick color.
Okay, yeah.
That's some rare ass shit in it, but like, this is...
Hold on.
Okay, nobody asked.
QO.
Yo.
Yo, be respectful, big fat, so big ass, large piece of shit.
Says you.
I'm the big fucking massive slab.
Yeah, okay.
That's the win tomorrow.
Careful.
The game.
You see that?
That's the wind alert.
Oh, I could have more boots as my bow.
Yeah.
It's very cute.
Now.
Okay.
I'm buying you this again.
So about that.
So about that.
We don't start fast.
OK.
I'm missing Muda and Doug.
I'm in your game.
No, you're not. You have to redo it.
Wait, I don't get it. X is lobby.
It restarted. Go out. Go out.
We should be team. We should be team.
No team. You should fuck that.
You're saying?
Teams?
Where are my chocolates?
Wait, enable collision though.
We sure you're invited um I got I got it
If you ain't invited. Oh, yeah
See how we not gonna pretend you don't have the same life sleeve of
Produces
The two go around and look at the map
Make sure to swag out your balls
Damn oxy or the goat low keeper doing that
Oh
You hold down mouse and then at the bottom left as you hold as you start moving your mouse up you hold down mouse
You see how strong you're gonna hit. Oh boogie. Oh my god. That was incredible. I should get a hole in one
Yeah, yeah, you're good. Yeah, Doug. How do I turn up your motor turn your damn camera up? I see that's bottom left
Yeah, you can use the seat yo dude, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
And then and then your power you push forward but you hold click and you push there we go
But do it more powerful next time not too powerful now could you
I'm not in the game, I'm fucking moron
I'm in the game, I'm fucking moron
I'm in the game, I'm fucking moron
All my fucking Skogs shit
Shut the fuck up
Holy backseat
Nice, nice, 5 scrolls
Bro, he's last
I don't even got words
Hey, murder
I mean
We didn't give enough time to like, download it
So, watch this
there's a really nice
Oh you can get me one.
How did you do that?
You need to go late because he always fucking collisions.
How am I last?
Cause you...
Cause he flushed out.
Oh guys this one sucks.
Don't shoot yet.
I need the jetpack.
I think you need to left mouse button to fly up and hold it.
Wait, why'd I die?
Left mouse button after you grab your jetpack?
What's the jetpack?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Same thing!
That's pretty good.
Hold on one, baby.
That's a max one.
Oh my god, I'm gonna-
Wait, fuck off.
Yeah, I don't know if you allowed us to stay there.
I think it's gonna go, uh...
Chat, is that gonna-
Oh!
Ooh!
Oh my god, bro.
Oh
Without fucking cheaters in same way
Well, you know the flicker that you just do it slowly
Lots of months can a fellow Canadian get a welcome to the jungle
I
Bitch is this your game. It's my nice. No, no, I fucking love you buddy fuck
Yeah, you gotta go so I can care
I almost got it fudge and that's exactly what I want to do yo
Fuck me man
I'm climbing up at least. Yes I am. I don't want two shots off of...
Where is the... where is this one? Okay, it's on the upper left.
But you have to go to the right first. But what you can do though is...
I know, I see it. I see it for how. I'll show you like this.
So you can get back. No, no, when you get to the free cam and look around.
Oh my god, oh shit. Oh my god, no.
Yeah, I saw it and I know I equal this is pretty crazy. I
Egoed. I Egoed. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait,
no one's ever through. I'm losing. I'm losing. I'm gonna lose
this. It's over. You might just have to go for it. Oh, I got
I got I got I know I got it. Yeah, you got this. Wait,
the normal way
Well you parted
My catch up either we've done this over
Wait, wait, you also had the same day as me you didn't you
Okay, this is very far
Okay
the hole in the wall they can go to I'm a G I'm a you get this one him
Oh my oh my you dumbass
I
Already I
Mean are you gonna go or am I gonna go? I'm going
No, I
I
Wait
Where am I?
Train you have to hit the jetpack first
and then and then hold hold up nice now line yourself up again
who's doing that to me for the ring you're gonna have to hit that box to get the
Seven fucking strokes.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What are you doing bro?
Hold on, you might be able to get the geometry here.
Yo bro.
Yo, where you at G?
Brother, you fucking crashed me.
Bitch, I should have.
I actually don't like it.
Oh, wait, you didn't seven?
I got it in seven.
Fucking Griefer.
But I was going to get it in two.
9 strokes just like my goonsesh
No, no, no, no, where's he going?
My god crazy shit
I thought it times out that was almost
Yeah, this is bad though, you know sucks. It's some long ones. There's some long ones eat that takes a lot
No
Whoa, are you fucking serious? That's so lame. Oh dude. Did you agree fucking thing too? Yeah
I
Could just kind of full-send it here. Oh my god. That was kind of troll
I'm a fucking troll
I'm part of what yo, I still got
Bro, what are you doing?
What are you doing? Let me play the game fucking turkey Jesus Christ
like I don't know like what am I doing yeah that's what I'm saying
like it's chill you know slowly man and you're still not you're still doing it
yo will you take me off moffsy you can do it lightly you stay there
okay perfect all right now you can get this in if you take your time you can get
this in oh my god I'm gonna take out and he's gonna talk into my
I
Agree with we should just get I get out of your restart bitch. Yeah, it's almost done. Anyway, I
Just not yeah, yeah, yeah now is the method nobody's ever done that gates level interest. Yeah, you want to do it or not?
It's a bus. Yeah. Oh, I know a kiss on the smack hold on
I'm not gonna do it
Oh, wow, that's a lot of damage.
Ah, glad to be in good.
It counts to me, I swear.
Oh, no.
Don't hit me. Be respectful.
Yeah, this is not as awful, but this is not as absolutely abysmal.
Wait.
I got it. I got it.
Is that new?
Yardee!
Bind!
Pored!
Bind!
Pored!
What the fuck am I doing?
What are you doing, dude?
What are you doing, Moxie?
Oh, fucking para-gana-para-gana-para.
You got a para-gana-para.
Yo, yo, the bomb was in order.
Just wait till the round goes.
Yo, thanks.
What?
Did you ever stop yapping?
I got fucking headaches with this of you.
Yo, yo, why is he so mad?
Fucking broccoli head, motherfucker.
Fuck, man.
Eight hours of you fucking yapping.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, they go fast
Are you coming fast? Are you coming fast?
Don't go anywhere. Oh, yeah. Wow
Now are you here my god, you're doing amazing, by the way, oh
This man. Oh man. I this how you get this that we're all gonna go to next ropes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna do it all the way to school. You just need to you just need to do it
If you touch if you time for the ball you can make it, but I really wouldn't
There's no way
I went all the way down
No
No, no, no
Oh x that wrong way
Honestly, but that's harder
It gets to the right ledge then the left ledge then the right
Why'd you keep going to that ledge
When you can make speech the right it makes me wanna get fucking and everyone get violent
I'll just leave X if you've found the problem, that's fine.
Well you've been a problem since the beginning though.
How are you winning?
Yeah because I just freaking maxed out, I just threw it so hard.
You literally threw.
Ah, there's a shortcut here.
Oh god.
I'm going for the crazy shit now.
Oh my god.
Oh wow.
Not bad!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god!
I mean, like what is this fucking map?
Birdie!
Birdieee!
What's that, Birdie?
I got a pair.
Okay.
It's- it's a par.
It's par.
Anyways.
Huh?
What!?
Yeah, move it out, Chie. I mean look at this shit.
It's as accurate as it looks at.
Listen, listen, listen.
Go to the left more.
I've never played this fucking game, bro.
That's it, that's it.
Oh, oh, oh.
Like, what is this?
Oh, shit.
It's the wind, because there's wind on the map.
Yeah, you don't want to stay on it too long.
Keep fucking up.
Keep fucking up.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Get turned on by this.
Oh, that shit.
Yeah, this shit, man.
Oh, hold on.
Keep it up, bro.
Hold it there.
You got it.
Keep it up, yeah.
Action, nice.
Wow.
Yeah, good shit, man.
Really good.
Yeah, and the ocean.
Yeah, you, yeah.
yeah yep oh wait that's actually going to go to you
i'm doing wrong or no i don't understand everything
like everything everything yeah listening to me move it more to the left
okay you have to shoot it to that's to the right dipshit
yo be nice to our guests you bro it's for me to have no friends by the way
you're doing like a shit i know oh okay i see you doing there good one
Really really much you again
Keep talking keep talking X keep talking really
Why would you are you fucking shit right? I know you were fucking shaking with your mouth?
Oh, you both me
Muda is still the sky where the game isn't vertical. It's just a bundle. Oh my god
Load up the golf dot exe on your desktop
No trust me if there was at this point I would try cuz I don't know what's happening, bro
I'm just in spawn train. What you did there is a generational for me because I was about to be
Then next time
Your head
You
Head looks like a pineapple keep it up. You have a pineapple head
Yeah, beautiful, baby, beautiful. I'm catching up. Maybe yes
You have to go at the bottom of the pipe. I'm a pipe you
I see that, I see that.
Oh?
I'm go-
Why do you-
Stupid fucking sheep, move me up.
NO!
Oh, it's the duchy pond on the left-hand side.
Oh no.
What this fucking sheep, man?
That's what I do.
I mean, like, if we ever put it in again, I think I'm gonna fucking like-
Oh, Maxi, push me in, pop, push me in.
I'm gonna-
I'm gonna-
Come on, come on, give me a lift.
Give me a lift.
You wish, mate, you wish.
Come on.
No, no, no, no, that's a my that's a
Great, that's my dude. I mean am I the first I'm the first
nice
And look at what you're getting last day. I'm back. I'm back
You suck
Oh, like I don't know. No, I mean, I don't know like how much is being good at golf?
What even is that running back and forth is that a goal or a sheep?
Yeah, get on, James.
Get ready.
Get on.
No, come on.
That's your future wife, my boy.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Oh, we can eat.
Yeah.
He needs to, like, buy one, I think, like, at least
a friend of him.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
Guys, I'm Middle Eastern.
Middle Eastern, OK?
I can make this one.
Oh, my god.
My god, bro
Just bouncing against the wall instead man
Nice
Okay
Any chance of a welcome you can hold on this
All on one shit damn nice job, uh, then I was all in one punch, man
I should just went in a straight line that I was deviated to the side. Oh, no. Oh, no
Doug? Doug? Doug, where you going?
It's all good, I'm right here.
What? What?
Sorry, you hit me.
Oh!
Yo, bro, pull down the boat!
Oh my goodness.
Actually, nice.
Bro, it isn't the beginning, bro.
No, he's got it. Bro, oh my, I actually can't.
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Yeah, but you know you get a resupply at the end
What
Yeah
like until it's ready. Moxie, what's he doing? Moxie? Moxie? He's acting AFK cause he sucks.
He's trying to like fake a... Oh my god, Orphan. Orphan. Yeah, Orphan in the water.
He pulled out a fucking GEEZ. You wish you had an ounce of Moxie's aura. You wish.
More than a whole than one, but it's actually a whole antenna. Yeah, I got him. I got him.
Let's see let's see what happens up this game, then
Yo, so finish that finish that finish that
Who did that?
All right, I'm over and I'm over and I'm
Stop pushing guys first. Hey, oh my god
What?
What?
Maybe he came in.
Oh.
That's what I do.
I ate him.
What the fuck are you doing?
Get me in first one, baby.
Yes.
What the fuck are you doing?
Fucking griefer.
save me a stroker
check your map out Moxie
I mean I'm stroking this crazy
wait
seven strokes out
oh this map man I can't
I think there's a way to deal with the maps
He's playing, he's pre-played, he's playing the game.
I'm gonna play that once before I'm pretty sure.
You're playing games after this, where it's even.
Finally bro, finally I'm in the league bro, finally I'm in the league.
Oh, I'll take that, thank you.
And my entire shit.
Thank you big one.
Instantly.
Nice, bro, nice.
Yo.
Are you dead ass?
Yeah!
Bro, I'm actually gonna like ult up for you
Oh no, I lost, I lost a bit
And I'm in
Or maybe
Oh my god, it's not good
I swear to god
Is that a fucking donkey bro?
We take it
No, I actually lost the win.
Double bogey.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's not golf with friends.
Just try not to kill yourself in GTA about playing golf.
Oh my god.
Who just said who?
Nice.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna sneak out
My god, I'm American dude, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm from the N.A., oh my god
Oh wait wait
No, but you didn't see you actually miss it though. Yeah ex ex. Oh, you can't park there mate
You can't park brother. I got stuck outside the map in a
Me I was on a never seen spot before
Where now
I really don't know where you go. It's just backwards. It's backwards. It's backwards.
Where?
That's it. There's a literally there's an actual thing that says what the thing is.
Where?
I mean, like, I don't know what you do.
Why did I have a call to read up like golf?
We're here.
And back.
And it's a port.
Where?
Where'd you go?
Bro, the game says it.
There's really a flag on your screen.
So it's a bubble restarted.
Yes, it's under.
Under restarted.
Under restarted.
I think there's a way to bounce off the side and get the jetpack, but I'm like a lie.
I don't know.
I feel like I'm going back and forth okay now go now yeah now go backwards but go under the platformer. Yes
Yes, dinner?
I got in front of you with the greenest, right there, down there, down!
Is that a yes? Is that a yes? You didn't get it recently.
Yeah, one side. I already got it. I already got it. I already got it.
That ain't that ain't that ain't. I already got it.
You might finish below me, that's what I'm talking about.
Brother, you're not...
That's a bad angle, you bitch.
You're not getting the fucking resupply!
I didn't hear you talking that way, now, Greg.
Like, I mean, X, I don't know how to get the fucking resupply.
You gotta have a better angle. Left.
Okay, okay, okay, here, here. I want this.
And you lost by the way, yeah, you time down
What is that you can close three strokes out
I mean, on paper it's possible, no?
I should have went for it, I'm such a bitchess.
I lost, I lost, it's over.
Of course, of course, in the middle of everything I fall into a pond, bro.
A pond, a pond.
Oh
What am I doing man? Oh wow
I talk a whole game to these
Yeah, I got sick
Yeah, I just ran into a fucking game
whatever dude
Yo, Greek axe. Yo, Greek Greek Greek
Bro, what is your issue with me? Why are you focusing me man? I'm not even winning
Yeah, we're in front of me, mate
Oh no.
Mate, holy shit.
Mate, you can fucking fuck yourself, mate.
Yeah, dude, you can four strokes and one net.
Like what am I looking at the battlefield?
There's three fucking sheep running back and forth.
Homey, don't let me find you.
You won't find me, Brown.
This is what I do, bro. I'm already in.
No, man.
Eagle.
Go, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.
Ah!
Nice.
He'll be the meatback.
Sir, birdie.
Thanks. You are terrible at this.
You played this before as well. What are you doing? What are you doing?
I'm just talking to me. He hit me too. He hit me too.
Oh my god. I can't believe I'm fucking useful. I'm useful.
what my god ex take your time
there we go par my deduce moxie griefed me the entire early game by the first
eight holes like we're showing my game
then I play in the one place we never play that game before
Mura Mura Mura yeah the next one would be way easier
I spent a dollar and fifty cents this game and Wallahi Wallahi I'm refooting this game
get in my dollar
yo this is my studio i made this game man
come on brother i'll be playing my shit
what the fuck is that
i can't click continue click continue
this game rocks
we'll continue we're playing gates we're playing
gates nobody leaves
hey you guys don't want to have
oxygen sluggy
yeah we put all playing gates
bang go re-invity
customize your balls otherwise you're
kicked out
uh
In there, done that.
There you go.
Alright, here you go, man.
It's the last one.
I remember another good chance as well, though, so it's all good, man.
Mudo, you can't leave just yet, man.
We're all leaving after this.
After this, we're all going to bed.
Literally.
Jumping sucks, it's terrible.
Not to be that guy, but it's weird to leave one before everyone else.
Oh yeah, you can literally do whatever you want, it's just weird.
Don't be slaying me, I don't think it's fun at all.
Alright, good luck.
I'm gonna shut up.
This? No, this is a little bit more fun, bro. There's no fucking air strikes.
That's right, you poor little thing, baby.
No, there's no air strikes in this one, it's like half-
No, that's eagle, right?
I hole in one bit.
No you didn't.
Yes I did.
How'd you even do that?
He's on YouTube.
He's on YouTube.
He's on YouTube.
He's on YouTube.
He's on YouTube.
He's on YouTube.
Classic.
You did it last time.
I don't remember.
No.
Motherfucker.
No.
No.
Look in YouTube, Angie man.
Am I supposed to hit the cloud or no?
Oh.
And I am a...
Jesse, that was genius.
I got half.
I did this man it's okay.
Yeah I thought it was open I'm not gonna say anything.
How?
Yeah I don't know how you timed that.
How?
Hit the cloud, hit the cloud.
You gotta hit the clouds.
The clouds hit you.
Oh my god Jesse I see you.
Hit the cloud in the middle Trayne.
Oh my god.
I almost thought it was one bit.
You got X, X, X, X see something?
I lost.
You gotta wait for the crowd to get in the right spot before you hit it.
Ah, it's annoying. It's annoying.
Now. Now.
You didn't do now when I said now.
Like, why are you delaying? Like, you got pinged and like...
Rain break?
Hit the fucking middle of the cloud, please.
Are you fucking stupid, bro?
There we go. Yes.
Less power, so you can... Yes.
I just lost game.
Ah!
So...
Oh, what am I going to train?
Train you're not taking your time. It's like the blindly in the blind and like your dog shit, Rick. Shut up. Yo, yo
I won in every party game. So that's cap. That's yeah, I mean
I
fuck me bro
if these boats you can just go back on
yes yes yes
i'm lost in
on my soul i'm lost in
attack a biology
again?
when you like go to sleep
and like you find out your lucid dream
was it the first thing you do when you're in your lucid dream
I stopped having sex.
Say this again?
Like I literally just started
I started teleporting to like every famous girl and then like just start like
Rising her up and then like she automatically likes me because she's in my world
She's in my dream
So then yeah, bro. Next thing you know, I end up getting married to like Madison Beards and shit.
I have instant transmission like Goku does and then I can also go to school with my other friends.
That's just cancer. You don't shit. You don't shit again. You don't shit again.
Easy.
And eight strokes. Just like your sex life.
Oh my god.
I
What's this what you do here with the part why do they not tell you what you do here is that you don't want one if you're
The goal is like a shit hole in one
All in one
Oh my god, oh, you're so good. Thank you. Thank you, bro
My he's not a hole in 50 this shit
It's my first hole in whatever
All in two is an attic
happy happy happy
Yeah, that's all yeah, that's all it's not good
I'm not loving this Rizzie
What is devil right here? There's a devil here
I see something I see something one second is cloud likes me the next second is cloud
fucks me you see that right yep
are you going sir time it but beautiful baby beautiful train that was fucking now take
your time just slot it in okay it's down hill bank bank bank okay take your time
take your time you did it too powerful you've got a land on the middle of the
cloud do it less powerful bro if you say one more word Greek I swear to God
no okay I'll just won't help double bowl you don't come back that was a sick ass
shot see what I told you Muda I fucking told you I got you right that was bad
for me I should make it come back with this way um what this is pretty obvious
Oh my god, not a bogey.
What did I do?
It's a bogey.
It's a bogey good?
It's a double bogey, Gabby.
And like, bro, like, in my city,
bogey is a bogey.
It's a bogey.
It's a bogey.
It's a bogey.
It's a bogey.
It's a bogey.
It's a bogey.
It's a bogey.
And like, bro, like, in my city, bogey means I cigarette, bro.
I mean, I know what the fuck that is.
Yo, bang it!
I'm so far.
Birdie!
Bro, what city are you from?
This is bad.
This is bad.
This is bad.
This is bad.
Oh, this is not coming back, guys.
Oh, this is bad.
Yeah, Jesus.
He's tossing the shadow in the window.
He's signing the back corner.
This is really bad, too.
Yeah, you're tossing it to me.
Thank you, brother.
Yo, where is my boy going?
Do I hit the cloud, man?
Man.
I
Didn't even know what the shortcut was
No, no, no, it's not even that. If it's not a map that has fucking, like, missiles coming from the ceiling in the sky, it's like...
Oh, what the fuck, guys? What's going on?
What happened to you? Does it automatically take you?
No, it just killed me.
Alright, keep following.
I'm gonna be a do-
Oh!
That's fine.
No, I was so close.
Oh my this is like I'm back at this I egoed this I egoed the fucking hole
Oh
But I did you did a YouTube short cut that in the way
Well, I think I just took what you did I think I just took what you did really did the wind blow you to the fucking
Off the side in between the
Yeah, holy shit, that's a fucking sober fucking woods
Oh my god
it's like my PC that's kind of a chicken piece is okay
was it three strokes in in two minutes really you were starting out by the way
it's there really what am I going come on yeah I mean just in a minute he's not
in the run anymore he sold the died hard
hold on
I lost I lost everything
where are you on the back?
nine seconds
oh you gotta
why would you do that?
I lost everything
why would you do that?
I lost everything
oh jesse
oh buddy
I lost everything
I lost everything
I lost everything
I lost everything
no no no
Something's only the end are gonna be really cheesy. You're all beneath me
Just so you try there yeah, you see that oh my god, oh my god
Oh, yeah, no, no, no, you can come back under the map.
Yeah, are these counting as strokes?
Fuck up.
Well, what the fuck is he doing?
Well, get out of there!
You're eggs.
Mine's shutting the fuck up while you concentrate.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Every time you speak, the content gets worse.
Shut the fuck up, actually.
Fuck in a bum-in-head broccoli gitch.
If you google content, my name pops up as a definition.
Oh my god, I can't, I actually can't.
And I'm number one.
I'm number one, I'm number one.
Yeah, check him, bud.
Check him busy, yeah.
For sure, bro.
First try, check that shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this is actually doable.
I saw that, mother sucker.
Oh, I did that.
Oh my god.
Bye.
NO!
NO!
I'll take a par, I'll take a par.
Fuck it.
Are you kidding me?
Like, oh my god!
Something was even live, bro.
I was fucking fast.
Oh, I'm done, I'm done.
It's over.
OHHHHH!
When you say I lost everything, like he's gambling.
Yes!
It's a dumb thing!
He's like, I lost everything.
Got her.
bad player gets angry at better player gg's as always
I should have hold him when I missed by a slight margin
you looking at beauty videos
down by three
I lost bad
wreaks him first
that's
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, like that.
Wait.
I don't give a shit, bro.
Wait, I'm not possible to just go from like one side.
Hey, hey, I'm going to say I don't give a shit, bro.
Google Andy.
Nope.
I know what you're doing.
On God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, no.
I didn't mean to be respectful. Oh my god
Playing as a rat on the ground
I'm sure locked in my mood is looking on YouTube videos for sure, but he's trying some weird shit
Never play this map in your life, I know at the roofs
I
Split together, bro, you know
Listen, bro and velocity velocities, you know, actually you're not me, bro
Take it the long way you are not me first you got it you got it
Still
I
Mean I grew my job
The force actually moved out your force because we're like you can see you can freak out for a minute
All right, and if you press mute we can have a good time. I should the fuck up
Good one X. That's not good one
I just don't even freaking get it I mean, I don't know
Oh my gosh, it's just uh, oh my gosh, it's all good guys. No, I toss like him again
Me little push give me a little push. Let's go me go go. No, no, no, I can't I can't I can't I can't go. It's still rolling
I got nine strokes. Yikes, bro. I am like like for me second away from fucking
My hair off my scalp like a matchless you go
Yeah, who wants it on the end go me that's you
That's your junior. I mean I mean my sister creeper bitch. You're green. I mean we could buy the game
even a winnable now just like you grief my monopoly game but I won yes I want to play
I just told the game again. I'm second. I'm not my mother's over. I mean all it
takes is one like a shot
That was actually I watched that by the way the whole way through one I knew that's so
I mean, Trader's a bit over the-
YOU MOTHERFUCK!
Bro, bro, bro, bro!
He's the only one getting greaked at!
Well, he's gonna be crying as you get it greaked at.
Like, I'm the only one getting greaked at.
It's actually fucking lemon shithead.
I
What the fuck is this
Jesse I seen that I seen that Jesse
What do you do from here? Oh, I see
What am I supposed to do?
What is the ending?
I don't see it.
Bro, you don't fucking see it.
I still see it alright.
Most brain dead thing in the world.
No, I overshot it.
What the fuck am I?
Are you kidding me?
Oh my God! Oh my God! What?
Yeah.
Do I want to take the teleporter or not? I don't even know.
Why not?
What the fuck?!
I did not.
Seven strokes, bitch! Seven!
I did not mean to. You don't want the teleporter.
What?
Send it.
I should be too far off, right?
Stop it more, then. You are such a moron.
Mike, pick actually or not? When?
Wait, show me picking.
Check.
Nice, Tommy.
Almost.
Oh, I'm getting some some strokes man. That's sad.
You're a bit of an idiot than you are.
There wasn't done for me.
You know?
Greg, you got three seconds, bud. You're gonna lose your first point.
Yo, Greg, what do you want? What do you want to do here? You want to hit the ball up?
Um...
What? No way that counts.
How did that count? That should not count. That should not count.
Greg, you're gonna lose your first point.
Why am I 10 shots out?
I see it.
Is it possible to even get a fucking hole in one of this fucking puzzle?
Yeah, why not?
Yeah, what does that even mean?
Oh! I just got a hole in one!
Yeah, my fucking cocky dick, bro.
Boom!
What? My game glitched.
So I just just hopped on it right now.
Why'd you bite me?!
We hopped into the end or what?
Actually, not me you're not gonna get hold of my life buddy
You are not great god ex buddy you are not the goat he is Maximus
Goat he is Maximus you are not the goat he is Maximus my friend. I got a hole in one skis
What the fuck are you doing?
Who am I, Jesse?
What the fuck are you doing?
That sucks.
Yeah, that's it.
Haha, you're in the water again.
No, actually.
Ah, that sucks.
I said it.
Hey, buddy, why are we doing swimming?
XCCC in the chat, is that it?
Why can't I only move?
What is he seein' in the chat? Is that it?
Is he what?
Why can't I, why can't I move him?
Excuse me, Pee in the chat.
He's getting her lucky spin skis.
So, Axe, why are you swimming for a while?
Uh...
Yo, Axe, Axe, Wadi?
What are you even doing right now?
Are you drowning? Are you under the water?
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
Oh my god.
Oh man.
There's no way greek want all this
bro bro bro bro i've done a thousand times on greek because i know this is my often
because they didn't play a map because it did
i need to learn to learn a map
like look at the way he actually gets one small win and the guy trips the fuck out
he's never seen it before he's never seen it before
HAZAR! HAZAR! HAZAR!
like if you actually were like a decent human
you'd realize all night i've been given advice
and you're not even taking it as an example
I don't understand that. Okay. How do I do that?
You gotta just you gotta do the thing on that
What the fuck is the thing? I jumped as well. You just said you have to do that
What the fuck is that?
Why not going there?
It's like probably
Here we go.
Chewboo?
Holy fucking shit, I see the power.
We're going on an adventure, duckbuck.
I see it.
Wait, where'd you go, here?
Oh, I see it.
What in the fucking, like, pair?
What am I even looking at right now?
I feel like I'm in the main tricks in this bitch. What is this? Oh my god
Double ball game Jesus Christ
Double ball game, Jesus Christ
Are you kidding me?
What the fuck is this?
Oh
not yet
oh fuck me man
I feel like you can hold him through this, I don't even know if he's gonna speed it
oh there's a jetpack, we can't hold him on us
five seconds
now I'm wondering if Greek is actually gonna hit the ball properly just one single time
uh oh
oh that's lag, that's lag Greek
Wait a minute
14 I'm a major is that 60?
Yo ex what's the weather down there by the way like I is it like rainy windy like how's the weather one?
It didn't really work well
I'm rolling up at the same time.
Oh shit.
Older than one, baby.
Nice.
Let's go.
He's crying.
No, I'm sorry.
Oh shit.
Are you catching?
Oh, I'm fucked up.
I fucked up so bad.
That's bad.
Please don't.
Oh my fucking god.
don't all my fucking god
brother I'm not tiger words stop trick show tell no no
Yeah, you can't actually know you can't just grief uh Greek connects. No me. Oh wait, me
now I'm not in the game. Guys, I don't know what to do. Yeah, but you betrothed. I mean
guys sometimes give us more grab the modern punch in public building pieces
yes months I just I don't do for me I don't know what's going on
I think I know
oh my fucking good time gonna eat you again why
Why are you doing that?
I don't get it. I don't get it.
I mean, I suppose like the Albert fucking Einstein to make this first jump, like I don't understand.
I don't get it.
Yeah, but what do you guys have, eh?
The fucking tutorial, X. The fucking tutorial.
You have to jump here, uh, Doug. You have to jump. You have to jump. Press the mouse button again.
Oh, I'm not gonna do this.
Bro, it just kicked me off.
Okay, we got it. We got it.
Fuck me.
Dude, this is so shit.
Oh, I ran out of strokes.
I ran out of shots!
Yeah, me too.
I ran out of...
I
Can I touch this I don't think it's actually possible. Mark's gonna be a fucking bitch. Yes
All right, I lost
is great going what the fuck is going on my screen okay that then soaked the
fuck out yeah paper if you smoke out over here I could win I can't win anymore
I'm paper
You've been on my nuts the entire evening so I don't need anything
I mean like the 0.1% chance to die I somehow
EGLE!
Hey, I mean just chill. They're really okay. Keep it chill. Keep it chill. Okay. All right. What do you do?
Are you a fucking dumbass?
Be nice, man
Oh my god
Mooda.
Like what am I doing?
Oh my dream 5 was aggressive.
Pretty much everything.
Oh you almost got it.
You're almost there.
You got this.
I ran in a fucking shot.
I ran in a fucking shot.
You got it.
I got my cortisol increasing.
Double booger.
Come on.
Come on Greek.
You got this bro.
What?
That was an all max shot.
Oh nice.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh nice you're gonna nice dude you're gonna get this
Well how many holes is Greek on how many holes is Greek on nice sex don't hand kill him kill him
So you
Okay, so you try grief my game you're
I still win! And I still win! And I still win! And I still win, baby! That's what I do!
That is what I do! That is what I do!
That's what I do, and I've won every party game this evening.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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