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Um, couple of two, dude.
What was that?
Life, hate the cost.
Nice shot.
No one wants this.
I assure you.
I understand it.
If it's a cost thing.
But, oh!
The six communities that brought us is actually good and being used
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When will I leave it at hello ex QC
They butchered come on zero I'll go debuff
Y'all cooked the community's algo.
It's hard to complain.
It's not good when it was sabotaged.
True.
True.
True.
Chet.
True, Balsam.
Chet.
Chet.
Chet.
Is this a truth or a false?
Really?
Why is it a falter 64 months for 47 months in a row uncle juice loves you mr.
Caron chapter to excuse now chat 47 months good job on sure I didn't shoot new bookie
would you consider playing elder scrolls for oblivion jesus i love jesse excuse me out
If you link the comm it will embed it.
Oh, hold on.
Chat, what's it gonna embed it?
Put this link.
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Why don't they do that? Oh, why don't they do that?
I don't understand
Um
Don't remove it. I need this.
I like the comment.
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What makes people feel like they're part of something?
Like yeah, these questions were answered fucking decades ago, why don't we go back
to the drawing board acting like oh let's do 300 people a group chat, what have
of the mess.
It's keeping the site alive, like that's all padding.
It is the niche communities that are maintaining the like foundational core like, you know, support
system that maintains the site while all the other, you know.
X chat is fucking shit.
It's garbage.
I never want to hear a edition ever again.
Even at the end are fucked.
I get DMs in my main inbox of real that I've never heard of my life.
That I don't follow and that wouldn't be fixed it. I I still get my phone rings at night when people I never see before
That's it's crooked man
Nine to five users are at work or doing whatever like removing communities is crazy to me
It doesn't make sense like like every change so far is so odd to me because one first they put it's true
I never see comms on my main channel anymore channel algorithm because I just see
Guys most of the three days to sit on my four-hour for your page was literally just
communities like whether it was like a
Doja cat cooks bitch ass or fucking
Barbs are going crazy over this a Taylor Swift. You know, I mean, I didn't like everybody
I brought a lot of dog shit, but well I block it if you post garbage I block it's a simple
I don't it's not that it is like you the content you have is a shit. I brought it guys guys
When I watch TV if I see a channel, I don't like I don't go. Oh my god
Yeah, I don't like this. I know I
I I just stopped tuning. I brought it. Yeah, you have to you don't tweet every single day
But it's like buddy. I built a following up, right?
The least I should be getting is right and anyone who's chosen to follow me my tweet should go out to them
I shouldn't have to maintain any algorithm support to get my tweets out to people who have chosen to follow me over the last
20 years of building the Twitter, right? That's just a retarded out-of-touch
Disconnected from fucking reality. You know what we'll just communicate. You know what?
I'm going to be confused here, and nobody's going to agree with this.
I'm bad at this.
I'm bad at this.
So what are they doing?
They're removing the last foundational blocks that makes things that humans interact and
use, right?
They're removing the last human elements of Twitter so that all bots are unrecognizable
from real people.
Bye.
Schedule taken.
Communities is one of the last places that you can filter and see and moderate,
a lot better than our main posts and you're removing them like now it's just it's just now
it's just clank down it's just fucking bullshit.
It's like what the fuck and like it's just like I don't get it it doesn't make sense like I don't
care if you're CEO or owner enjoy joining group chats and to them that's the fun thing they're
out of touch they're disconnected communities are literally so fundamentally needed when it
it comes to like conversion. Yeah, I mean true. Although it's
how you retainable. It's like I'm having a unique product.
I'm writing something about G and he's like a British
man. Yo, okay, okay. Okay, yo, that's okay. That's fucking AI
you're done. That's fucking AI chat. That is so AI chat. What
Indigivity is this.
Jack, is that, is that, you got it?
Hey, watch this, watch this.
You're gonna want to, quick.
We're just throwing these fucking cars.
Oh my God, 21.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Fuck me, this Kanye West guy has been beefed.
Okay.
And watch this, watch this.
About the concept of social murder
and Brian Thompson as the United Healthcare CEO
was engaging in a tremendous amount of social murder.
The systematized forms of violence,
the structural violence of poverty,
the for-profit paywalled system of health care
in this country, and the consequences of that
are tremendous amounts of pain.
Terrorism, bang, I said it.
I mean, chat, chat.
Yeah, I guess, one other important thing to chat,
but let me do something.
This is a dialogue, this is literally terrorist 101
dialogue, I mean, sorry, I said it.
I mean, you're, you're, you're dumbing down political violence.
You're dumbing down actual murder with different wording that makes it digestible.
That's, that's terrorism.
Absolutely.
Here is tremendous amounts of violence, tremendous amounts of deaths.
And that was a fascinating story from, for me, because America is very draconian
about crime and punishment.
They're very black and white on this issue.
and yet because of the pervasive pain that the
wrongs of terrors and homicide yeah yeah homicide with political goals is terrorism what about it
private health care system had uh created for the average american i saw so many people
immediately understand why this death had taken place
this. Angles, and yet, because of the pervasive pain that the private healthcare system had
created for the average American, I saw so many people immediately understand why this
death had taken place.
You see the word he uses words like it like like understand is that it's
sympathize and uses that instead of murder like like brother brother, it's not it's not understand
It's sympathizing and it's not death. It's murder use those words and it's a lot clearer like I stop
When you should go this shit. Yeah, this is fucking terrorists fucking dog whistle. Hello, Jesus Christ. This is off his walk
presently the one under the hottest rappers right now I'm going to come as
j cool okay that's cap next
it's a little bit other than good idea a community over on okay I mean I'm a
cat thanks cat chat hottest rapper J Cole I mean I know you were relying
Thank you.
Um, he says a lot of things and also outlays shit.
Where we do not allow certain type of behavior, um, if you exhibit, if you violate that, then
we take enforcement actions and we suspend you.
It's designed not to kick you off forever.
I mean, it's not cap.
How, how much, yo, yo, wait, wait, wait, I mean, hottest rapper, J Cole, what?
Brother, brother.
it's designed to not people are forced to sympathize with billionaires bro that's
the last thing sympathize no no you miss you miss away if if somebody kills
somebody right you'll be real being sympathetic to that act not the
billionaire they're very stupid but what a dumbass that's the thing that's
right to kick you off forever then why is destiny banned destiny and I
disagree on a number of things politically but he shouldn't be banned
from twitch I can see why doc is banned ice why is ice still banned like ice and
destiny should be unbanned okay I'm addressing
terrifying people who perform a legal murder isn't so bad for the insurance
denial was a really human death okay brother neither okay let me do the
thing that person is a CEO okay the problem with people like you is that
that you fundamentally don't understand the system.
Like, these people are fucking pawns.
It is a lot of pawns, right?
When you just like killing one person,
that's a CEO, like the guy actually moves shit around.
Like, this guy doesn't do shit.
This guy, no, even though he's a CEO,
he doesn't actually fucking do anything.
He's just, he's a human placeholder.
Like, it's just a puppet.
There's other board members, shareholders,
outside pressure, there's a bunch of other entities that exist
that make it for what it is.
One guy, oh dude, we killed him, it's over guys.
Guys Hitler dead.
No, you sound stupid.
I mean, you're wrong, you're wrong.
It's why this is a problem,
because I saw a note that his talking points
only apply to people that have 4IQ.
Like, he knows for a fact that what he says,
if people think about it, it doesn't make sense,
but he knows he's using it with 4IQs.
Like, actually, call me fucking Tanki Andes.
This is fucking weird, brother.
People, people, that, that, that should be unbanned.
Okay, Destiny, Ice, uh, who else?
Sneako, I think Sneako should get unbanned.
Nick should get unbanned.
Paul Miller, I, I, yo, yo, yo,
I actually, I didn't do that.
I didn't do that.
I think Paul Miller probably-
That is so, that is so cap.
Jack, Jack, I actually agree with some of these,
but that's outrageous.
I think he'd break the TOS pretty fast.
I could see these guys not breaking the TOS constantly,
especially, and I think this is definitely
like a power ordering, right?
Like I think Destiny is the most unfair band.
Eyes?
Only eyes should be chat, chat.
If you do motivation by incentives,
like if Eyes was on Twitch and he was making a lot of money
whenever on Twitch, and it was a feasible thing,
he would curb his content around the US.
Like, yeah, he's going to act like he's like some chat.
He's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to do my thing.
Yo, if he was unbanned, he would tailor his thing
so that it would appease Twitch and kick
at some random moment.
This is the second most unfair ban, maybe Sneeko is the second most, it's one or the
other.
Nick, I could see Nick getting banned again.
I'm saying people that got banned for a stupid reason.
I am a pro-immunist and a rebel in Tretor while I am a slave in the temple of Hades, Tretor and Tretor the Devil.
Alright, um...
Yo, what is that? Yo!
I remember Spiderman is going, uh, LA is where the machine is.
Um, okay, okay.
Yeah, it's all buzzers.
The age of consent is 16 and I did sleep with a 16 year old when I was 30.
But when I was 30, I was a very different person.
In Europe and in the United Kingdom where I'm from, the age of consent is 16.
And I did sleep with a 16 year old when I was 30.
Chat, chat, guys, I feel like, I feel like most of you all
know I wouldn't fall like this if this was the FBI
in the room and they had like guns pointed at it.
This guy gave this information for free.
Like this guy gave this information for free.
The only extreme is lately and especially yesterday.
Falling like this.
And it's now.
When I was 30, I was a very different person.
I was a lot younger and I was an immature 30 year old.
Consensual sex actually with a variety of people
when there is a strong power differential
is there is when you're a famous man
that has the ability to attract women
that I had at that time.
I think involves exploitation.
I think it is exploitative.
I recognize that my sexual conduct in the past
was selfish and I didn't.
If you don't make a promise of saying,
Oh, you're gonna get this, you're gonna get that.
If you don't want to make some illusion
that they're gonna get something,
the exchange is immediately equivalent.
Check, I think that paradigmics by default
is not a good thing.
Like, it's no better be a good thing
than to present it like it's a real thing.
It's stupid.
Guys, you say it wrong?
Okay, if you say it wrong,
it means that nobody that has any fame
is allowed to have an inner force with anybody.
It is better.
If you're rich, you cannot have any inner courses.
If you're famous, you cannot have any inner courses.
Because that would be paradigmic.
Because that inherently would be paradigmic.
A paradigmic is only relevant to be stated.
It is only relevant if it's actually
being used to obtain that as an exchange that
isn't equivalent.
Otherwise, it's just people that are just doing the thing.
Like what?
I did not apply enough consideration, barely any I suppose, really, to how that sex was
affecting other people in Europe and in the United Kingdom where I'm from.
The age of consent is 16 and I...
I mean, yeah, I mean, I disagree with all that, but, um, you've passed me a watch to show
with you so many times.
So...
Yeah, that guy's nice.
Um, in Riverdale, what is his character?
Is it a single story that I know?
Eric, I've never once asked you.
Oh.
What?
Um, see?
If you were actually to watch this, I was very...
See?
Or be?
It's the other show.
It's the other show.
It's see.
And River...
Oh my God, you've asked me to watch this show with you so many times.
So many fucking times.
I've never watched it.
Eric, I've never once asked you.
What?
What?
You should have watched this.
I was dairy on it.
You should have watched this.
You should have watched the other show.
He has, that's like 15 years already.
Yeah, yeah.
57 months, stop.
Henry, I'm sorry.
Can I have your dinner?
50 cents then.
She doesn't read chat guys she reads chat ever so often like which is not a bad thing
but um yeah she doesn't read the chat so she missed maybe she missed the gets
it says but it doesn't mean that she ignored it. Next up, we'll get to the check.
Check. Check. Always split the bill. Check. You're going to save us a lot of trouble.
You'll be able to see life through actual real glasses if you don't split the bill
You're a bitch ass
You're a bitch ass chat you must I don't know the bill was made by me chat what I do change
When I do that I talk it and I never walk the walk. I just start to talk. It's all I do
Okay, I don't know the bill, but I think you should always put the bill check. He's the real is is
It gives you an easier read on people it gives you
I don't think you should test the people around you, but at the very least, there are some
things that are normal to do that help you see things for what they are.
And splitting the bill, the non-verbal, the body language, the discussion before and after
will give you a lot of hints about who you are in regularity, especially on the first
date.
On the first date, it's, oh, you're ordering this meal, great, now pay the bill for
your shit.
I'm not gonna, you want to get three fucking bullshit ass fucking
wide girl Beverly Hills fucking mojitos.
Okay, then pay for that shit.
I'm not paying for no fucking Beverly Hills mojito.
I'm not paying for that shit, bitch ass.
Like that's crazy.
Otherwise, hold on, and here it comes.
You guys all time at Pride and Enix?
If you had a lot of money and you're ordering all of this
and there's an expectation of an exchange of service
or I'll pay for your meal,
I'm gonna get the sex whatever well that would be about an attic that would be I have money and I'm using that you
But other than it wait, I'm gonna get me from you. That's explaining it that would be that definition
Bum got you got you got you
39 months Bruno Fernandez is the goat true
Not for the bomb!
Have you been horribly injured by a product made by the Acme Corporation?
It's not your fault.
There's probably someone to blame.
The name of the case is Coyote versus Acme.
Why the Coyote?
He is Rebs.
We all know who's the boss.
And all of his injuries are self-inflicted.
You've been settling Acme cases for years.
I'll probably get you 250 bucks for that.
This is your opportunity to really show people what you're capable of.
These companies think they can do whatever they want.
We're sick of it!
Ask me! Ask you!
We really have nothing.
Okay, I'm about to give you guys a billion dollar idea.
I'll tell you a trillion dollar idea.
Don't steal it.
Okay, it's the Bugs Bunny
um, chat.
It's the Bugs Bunny basketball thing with Michael Jordan or whatever.
But instead,
it's soccer
with Ronaldo or Messiah.
It's like a space jam, but for soccer.
BANG!
So that's our original idea, I think 15% off the top, bang net!
So, er, what is up, doc?
The ethnic operation is releasing this bill for account.
Uh, Sucker Jam is proposed as Sucker Jam.
Yeah, but if it's called Sucker Jam, it's gonna fail.
It would have to be called Football Jam, or, um, or whatever.
Jack, Jack, what about, like, the Golden Boots?
Or the Golden Chirps?
You know what I mean?
Guys, the golden carrot because it's Bugs Bunny.
It's Bugs Bunny.
Well, I thought I'd tell a jam, and I was like, no, don't do that.
You guys, hold on.
Stole my idea, really?
You guys like that?
Chad, guys, is this a good idea?
No, we don't think it gets any more.
It's weird because I put some product, because the more I don't get it, the more it gets any, and the more it has to hold.
Did you know I'm 77 months old?
77, 7,777, wait what comes before 7.
Oh, I know Jack, what else do we have there?
Let's take a look.
Oh, we already saw this.
27 months. Can you do a special 6-7 once, come on?
Yeah, one of these. Old news.
Okay, Jack, that was a little bit rude, but they think they had a funny exchange at the
end so it's all good.
This is good banter.
You are the best, bro!
Oh my God, you are the best!
Well, I mean, Jack, guys, I think it's just a translation error.
You know?
I think, guys, even as a joker, I think that he's a little far out.
S.I.U. Excuse me, man. Maybe welcome me to your jungle.
Um...
Yeah.
True.
But, it's gonna have to go though.
Chat. And then it's gonna have to go though.
Doesn't matter if he sees it or not.
Chat. Chat. One.
And you know you are that armor and you will destroy anyone who would try to harm
her but what happens when karma turns right around and bites you and every
time I stand four times on you despite you what happens when you become the
main source of a pain daddy look what I made dad's gotta go get your plane
daddy where's mommy I can't find mommy where is she I don't know go play
hey baby you dad.
I just put on an on MPV for like a year straight like when they did like top solder that plate and it just never stopped
All right, oh
Why are you outside of our base and they just have someone sitting in the car and holding the fucking hot button?
I'm not kidding, I can't listen to shit up.
Probably.
That's insane.
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god, I'm beginning to feel like a rap god.
My people from the back now back now things of us slapbox
You said wrap like a robot coming rapper me right back a computer. These you jack my jeans and a laptop my bag pocket
Yeah
Looks good on whatever.
46 months.
Chatting to what?
I wasn't able to hear all the reason.
There is that in recent times there's not a lot of good ones.
I thought weapons was good, but they're a little under the hood.
Okay.
But don't with the hand, would they hold the hand?
What is decent, but it just kind of fell off.
I don't think they delivered a good,
like a bridge to make the plod.
It was a bit inerving, but that's about it.
I don't know what else we got.
Stop talking, I'll tell you something, I'm sure.
I don't know what else.
What is this?
Yo, look at the gox, look at the oaks.
Good.
Chad, look at the whole brick later.
all roads that lead to burger shop whether it's before crime during after or
the crime is burger shop it's gonna go to burger shop
please turn down your cartoons
is it as far as your hair but I definitely can't see it and I wish I
I couldn't please turn down your cartoons
Holy shit, that's fucking insane
Is it a scary as your hair?
But I definitely can't see it and I wish I couldn't please turn down your cartoons
Yeah, you can leave your hands in the back on the screen saying that
Check out this guy check actual good role-play
Yeah, there's no way, dude
Oh, game of music, man
I saw it called, man, see it?
Straight up, man, straight up
I'll be coming, I'll be coming
I'll be coming, I'll be coming
I'll be coming, I'll be coming
I'll be coming, I'll be coming
I'll be coming, I'll be coming
Can you ask them?
Can you ask them what I mean?
Please man, please.
Get me!
Oh shit, what am I doing?
Oh my god.
2v1, the classic.
We got him, we...
Oh my god.
Uh...
Oh my god.
Ah, 2v1, the classic.
We got him, we got him.
What? Everything's alright.
It can do with a weapon.
It can do with a gun.
Hey X what the fuck are you doing?
Chat there's a bit of a better chance that's competing
Mr.. John Paul just dropped off a motorbike behind our
But you just he dropped over a motorbike and kick that I believe this is the landmine technique
He did it right behind our gates at Mission Row
Kyle is a fucker. What do you think he had there in his hands? My computer. In his
hands there was a my computer. Dude. And now his buddy got clapped. Hey, what do you
have on my bike, man? Hey, your bike was blocking the fucking thing there, John.
It wasn't I. It wasn't I going to tell you. It was. I saw you do it. No you
then I literally did I saw you no that was a speaker system and guess what I'm
a cop I'm I'll sell I'll sell things all I want you're gonna stop me I'm thinking
my cop hate the next level you know stealing my shit what do you mean I
didn't steal what shit they founded my license car would have TV in it and
And they stole the TV before and bounding it and it was legally parked, dude. Oh
I mean, well did you have a warrant for your arrest? No, I mean maybe someone else told it
Are you sure the cops did it? No, the tow guy said it. Yeah, I was right
Yeah, I was right. It was a cop who asked to be towed. All right. What do you worry? Listen?
What if the tow guy was just lying to you? Maybe you should show me a tow guy
You showed me how much you got for it five hundred bucks. You got anything from the police
I don't know about that that doesn't sound
hold on hold on
Wes down I'm fucking down
I'm coming out
your volt come help me out
alright yes
I'm coming out
I'm coming out
I'm going to the opposite mega mile
okay
go to volt
everybody down
I gotta know if you're still good
I got to know if you're still good.
You're building up, still good.
Max, can you hear me?
If I can help?
Are you aware of both?
Yeah.
Go on right now. I'm very close.
Chad, here's some lore for you. Listen up for you.
We didn't know this yet until weeks later.
But there's a cop in the back seats in the middle, though the whole time.
No, I think it's in the back.
Look at this, look at this, look at this.
Move!
Good shit there, bro.
Holy fucker.
Jack!
Jack!
Today that wasn't fucking straight hard.
Jack!
I'm going westbound, I'm fucking uh...
Uh, uh, you're involved, come help me out.
Yes, listen, calm down.
Put our feet, okay.
Okay.
If I, if I, if I tried this in the one before and I had died,
You'd say oh great couple RP. They're doing this up a criminal whatever so because I win its bad RP
Well, they had ample chance to take me out there. They had all the chances it both
They had all the cars all the columns come on
Sometimes there's gonna roll like that
All right
Shots it's a rebranded we get a W like this I guess.
Look at it look at it if you don't get a chat it look they were so desperate for a W this
guy puts spikes and were you here right here this guy look at him he EMPed the bike at
melee range. But this guy EMPed while he, but this guy, to the spike is insane.
Mali EMPed, melee spike EMPed.
Is there more?
Because that breaks the vehicle.
That's crazy. What a classic.
I'm going to make this real easy for you.
When I get called the fuck over here, because you can't stop fucking harassing two of the
females that are a part of my community, you done pissed me off.
Oh, I'm on drugs, sir.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I can't.
Holy goddamn you thick.
Oh my goodness.
Where'd you get all that cake from?
Woo-wee!
It takes some time to think about it, asshole.
Oh.
There's no time to think about it, asshole.
Oh.
Jesus.
Now he's in on business, just.
All right, motherfucker.
I'm gonna make this real easy for you.
Jack, Jack, I feel like he went too hard
on some of the girl stuff, but at the same time,
I think it's one of those things.
Well, it's like a meme where it's like
a cool guy on a bird.
It's like a, hey girl, whatever.
And it's like, oh nice, it's just being flirty.
And it's like some ugly guy and it's like,
yeah, HR, you know what I mean?
Check it out.
Oh my god, this guy's fucking crazy in an iron.
So yeah, you have to put a black and white.
I love you, Lil' B.
Oh.
Oh
What a classic
All right
Okay, check
Check check now now somebody you link check hold on rare link chase is very rare all the others gonna have it
But check check link the one where Buddha Buddha
Um starts a panic, but he says a voice changer on
Yeah
I was like, nope.
Check him out, Jack. Guys, you guys, win the water.
Hello?
Do you have the money?
Okay.
No.
No.
Jack, come on, bro.
You...
You're an act- you're actually a psychopath.
Are you not looking, Ford?
Take your fucking glasses off.
It's funny! It's funny that you mentioned that because I should've looked up the stairs to see a fucking god-given file!
Jesus, you're unstable!
Take this!
that because I should have to look up the stairs to see if Jesus you're unstable.
Um, no, they know where this is.
change to shake the body to smoke
there ain't no way to stop it
Jack, this isn't the correct one
Jack, does anybody know how to do it?
guys, we're in the water, okay, we're skipping
it's during the rainbow road
it's during the rainbow road
It is it is it is it that come on come on um
You got it
Give them the rooster room I fucking did I can't wait to hear what he's got to say
Yo, yo, what's going on a roach?
What's up side what's outside black?
What what you
This site black or rush
I really shaked it on my man
This whole time here I was swimming chat
Go right, go right, River!
Run the plane, rock it, don't force the breeze, you're not moving!
Move!
How's it about to start mowing like a motherfucker?
Run the plane, rock it, don't force the breeze, you're not moving!
Move!
Holy shit, I like that second.
Alright, alright.
I
Chat uh guys
Yeah, it's my it's um
Super nice in the cover she's just
She okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. That's a chat in the game. You know me the chat wouldn't get it
He's guys it's a classic nice one is you don't want to do a mess. What is nice was bad
I mean, I know we did to him so I mean, I mean, listen father, father, listen, I gotta tell you.
Sanchez coming in with a, it looks like the party Watson used to have.
Is it a different guy?
Yeah it is.
He's just watching you guys.
It's in a...
Sanchez's default lover.
Easy problem.
Man, are you gonna...
Are you gonna fold your bow then?
Alright, you...
That's fucking insane.
That was a crazy, crazy good.
You've got all the conducts.
You know what Dundee did the other day?
He put a...
JP bought the blue laptop for the...
I have a vehicle that just exploded uh I am next to the fucking uh yeah that that 47
That's classic.
I'm not lodging the lodges.
Look like Macaulay coke and had shakes with
Jack Jack this is one of the one of the best timings of the entire fucking server dude. Look at this right here
Yeah, it's not about me. That's why I'm gonna call it
You need to depend here sometimes
All right, and um
Look at
jump fall where you have him
wait he's not supposed to turn there he had to turn there sometimes
alright and um look at it
excuse me allow let him know
fucking out here in the wilderness my fucking
that's what we're talking about fucking
then my here in the fucking habitat my
you fucking see them moving around
Oh
Holy classic
Classic
So was that that was a purple so that was green. No
They have all these things down so it loads better right knows no no no sky these guys hit marker colors
like to make sure that they know they're hitting shot or not they have it they have a feedback hit
marker recovers they with a little balloon explosions confetti blood on it on a
discord on a discord call
yeah you know I'd be on discord that's in Savannah but on that county dolly was
It was kinda wild west, I mean.
That was fucking awful.
A stream I wanted to do so bad, it was like last year or the year before, so bad was
take XCC to the gym.
I wanted the XCC on a gym art like a year or two ago. I wanted that so bad.
That was like two years ago, I think.
That would have been so funny to me, gay.
I would just still do it, I mean, gee, that doesn't even get by.
I would go to the gym.
That would be so funny to me, gay.
I haven't had a gym before. I've had a couple of gym streams.
Um, okay, Jack, what else we got today?
What is another L?
M.
Jack, I didn't mind thinking of an L on this character. I didn't have as fun.
The
It's the ship of these years ship of these years. Thank you. I'll have to look that up. I did pretty good
I'm good at it pretty good. Hey, I'm pretty good.
No.
Okay.
Um.
Just.
Do you want salsa? Sour cream?
Do you want anything to drink? Not alcohol?
Litter. Coke litter.
What is the word of that?
What is letter of it?
It means later.
Later?
Later. Late as in timeline.
Yeah, you gotta speak slower to me.
First of all, my first language is not English.
And you speak in cursive.
I speak in cursive, yeah.
Sometimes I can speak in hieroglyphs and shit.
What?
Yeah, hieroglyphs, yo.
I don't know.
Hieroglyphs.
Is that Minecraft?
Do you want salsa? Starroaf cream? Do you want anything to drink?
Not alcohol?
Later. Hope later.
What is that?
What is later there?
Later.
Later?
Later. Late as in timeline.
Yeah, you gotta speak slower to me.
First language is not English.
And you speak in cursive.
I speak cursive, yeah.
Sometimes I can speak in hieroglyphs and shit.
What?
Yeah, hieroglyphs, yo.
I don't know.
Hieroglyphs.
Is that Minecraft?
No shit.
Is that Minecraft?
Is it Batman or what?
I want to see what it looks like.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wow.
As if I remove the sun's bowing through my lonely gamers in the pragmatic, okay?
All right
You're a family boy to welcome me to the jungle it's not that I miss us loud is that it means everything's too low
Okay, cool chat. She's a stupid fucking bitch for what she's
giant fucking retard for whatever the fuck she's trying to claim here this yo yo yo yo
Who like that who like this one vibes are dead vibes are dead guys guys you've ruined the vibes that's it
Okay, the settings are in the game or on the console?
Okay, the setting of the console or the setting of the game?
Let's see how I get to the fence.
I'm making a left here on eastbound, uh...
Let's push it.
Let's push it, class-maker.
Chat, chat, here we go, chat, here we go.
I'm taking turn to eastbound to help us out with Boulevard.
Left northbound, shall we hurry out here?
Right.
No!
Wait, did it peel me? What's the chat? What did it peel me at?
Making a left here on eastbound, uh...
That's for G.
Jack, do you think the other... the other peel me? Come on, bro.
XQCL. Alright, what else do we got?
Alright.
Okay, so...
Where did, where did XQC go?
What?
What?
When is no Pixel 5 coming?
What?
I was on the bridge there, thank you.
Yeah, one more, one more, one more.
Are you gonna...
I don't want to pick me up in one of those uh those scratched uh buggies it's insane
they were ramming us like crazy
good shit though good shit
oh
you're right here
What do you mean?
Go on to DC and then continue posting stuff on there.
I really don't like that.
No.
Okay, okay, listen.
Okay, listen.
Listen.
A five-minute fuel?
Where am I going?
Say it.
Say it.
Chad, that's basically me.
Chad, I've been up with you.
Like, like, I don't know how many years I've said that.
Chad, if you play Cup on the Abish River, fundamentally it's broken.
It's like a broken-ass class, like 10 times better than everything else, right?
If criminals prepare for everything properly and they spend all the money to prepare, right?
And you didn't as a cop, you know, everything is free, everything is better.
I mean, take the L, take the L.
But it's not hard, just take the L.
You know what I mean?
Blizzards?
What's that?
A new game?
It's all bright.
All those who touch the stone meet the same fate.
No!
I need more time!
Is the game any good at all?
I just need more time.
Time.
Nothing in those...
Okay
Yeah, and it blows in a flue in chat. Just break your NDA. We don't give a shit bro
Bro, NDA is if you think about it, there's a piece of paper. Okay. It's just paper. It doesn't matter. Yeah, nothing
Are you all working on a new project a new IP is gonna change the world overwatch when it came out?
Because I wonder we when all what was it when there was no overwatch and all watch was announced it changed the world
Right like are you working on something like this? It's a pretty big idea. We're gonna be shit
No, okay
Are you what I want nothing from you
You've seen what awaits you are a part of me
But I can make better use of you. I have seen what awaits
I am untouchable.
Jack, they should do starback 3 as a zero shooter.
You think you have power here?
I could do this for an eternity, Meryl.
I don't see that you have a choice, but I'd like you to say yes
Chat can't do look like a cool cinematic. I don't care the Lord. I don't care chat guys. It's very
Lower involved. I got a much
No much happens here is what it is. I'm so big
I
Didn't give me a little you don't want it guys the build up the build up it doesn't deliver. Sorry. It just it just didn't whatever
Alright check this out you ready for this. Yeah
Here's the crazy part
yeah the crazy part is based on the research i did the strain and the purity of the meth we have
is dependent on the individual and the key what does that mean what it means is this key that i
have that says optimist prime it could be the best key the best strain but we need to get a batch
out and see if our shit is pure, we have the best, we have the best, everyone else is a shit.
Maybe, maybe the shit that, the reason why it was left potent is because maybe they got a shit
strand or some shit? It's open. Yeah, listen, if... We can only have four cooking and four guarding.
Who told you that, God? Donnie. I just don't know that, though. We're cooking a four garden.
Yeah. We can't have any more than four in here, which makes sense. I was wondering,
It seems a little bit easy.
All right.
Well, like I was telling Brahmi, I think, you know,
you want to put a thousand hours, you know, that's something I could do.
Trust me, I'm going to get this figured out.
I'm going to get these fucking rat clean boys to give me the fucking access.
And we're going to fucking kill them and take their key and have two
meth lapses.
I'll tell you what, bro.
Here, take this shit right away.
So, you know, music's in my ears, man.
Here. Listen, I know they have a key.
We chat, you know for a fact that never a fact that it's something is wrong somewhere if Romney gives you something
Yeah, like like Jack it doesn't matter what scenario it is any scenario if Romney drop me something
It's a trap and literally I know they're playing dumb or some shit
I think we can kill them get their meth lab and have two meth labs. We can split up our crew right now
Do you know though?
Because this morning when I called them
Tony was acting real fucking weird. He was acting real weird and shocked that I had a key
But then he acted like he's never heard of it, but how would he have known?
Okay, listen, I know that clean boys have to have have a key
You know, you're actually 22 with the tier 3 Netflix.
Alright, Chaff, let's go down to the LJ.
Yeah, a little bit of lore is because people suspected a train to meta-game,
so getting in front of his Nussles to get,
and he's like telling all the beans, but no bachelon how we got the information, you know what I mean?
And then he got banned for this.
He got banned permanent.
Did you ever come back?
I'm so, so rock.
I don't think you ever come back to this, right?
I don't remember it at all.
You're making me a brother.
No.
And I'm passing the emulation agreement by 16 now.
You're making me a brother!
You're making me a brother!
You're making me a brother!
This is normal X in prison, folding.
This is Dacia Dio.
This is one of the five.
So, we have to go to the back.
Holy shit, Insana.
Which one? Which one?
Alright, chat.
That's about it. Actually, I actually love RP.
Yeah, yeah, RP is, it's a moment in time.
You know what I mean? You can't replicate that.
Yeah, in order to go back to that, you can't just...
It's not like if I play today, that...
Guys, it has to be in that time, in 3.0,
When I was there, you cannot just change one component and it's all good, you have to get all the components that matter.
That's why it's like purity.
Well, anyway.
Okay, X. So you try grief my game and you're a piece of shit!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ah, okay, X.
So you try and grief my game and you're a piece of-
I'll beat you to death!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ah, classic.
Jack.
Court RP.
Cinema.
Dude, when you and Jesse did one life characters, it was cinema doings again.
Frag it was good, eh?
Jack, I was right.
Jack, I was like, Jack, Jack.
Frag gate was fraud.
Jack, Frag gate was fraud.
I proved it.
tweet this morning good morning and hundreds of anti-semitic responses would
immediately fill my social media I could tweet this morning well I mean and
hundreds of anti-semitic responses would immediately fill my social media
I'm not sure. Alright. Alright.
Yeah, what else we got today?
I don't think I can put this on my line.
What else we got?
Hey, Jay, any funny video?
Caught.
See? See, he says it's too low, man. It's too loud.
You know what I mean?
Serial killers because of 23andMe and stuff like that?
No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm having a bad day.
I see some of these documents and none of that.
I have no idea what the fuck you're saying right now.
I'm sorry, it's just, I don't know what the fuck are you saying right now.
Classic.
You got that readily available?
You don't have to show it to him.
I don't believe in materialistic things such as mobile devices.
see I see
he's gotten to just describe the photo
I have a text to pick up my phone up
I'm gonna be presenting again, it's exhibit D it's your phone record sir
let me just make some phone calls for you
oh man I don't believe in materialistic things such as
mobile devices I see I see
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damn what the fuck you got rice cakes of course what it entailed it entailed
down.
Shut the choice, P.O.V.
In, uh, ninth place.
And what did that entail?
She didn't even go into detail on this.
You got ready to escape?
Of course, what did it entail?
The drill.
What drill?
Gallery.
It's only the venue.
What?
Oh, the drill.
Classic.
That was funny.
Anyway chat, what else we got?
One more flippin, one flippin
Top of the video? I'm not watching this
I'm not watching any of that shit
Now! Open the fucking truck now!
Closing! Close! Close! Close! Close! Close! Close!
Close! Drive!
Alright, alright, where am I going?
Anywhere at all!
Sir?
Yeah, it's funny too.
Okay, okay, okay, my only witness escaped. I'm gonna try my best to find him, but I mean otherwise we have to take it to the dark it
Now you just can't go to whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's off get the fuck out of here
Let him go let him go do you know get on that bike?
Check, check, check, look you know the shit we pulled off it was insane.
Check, never show you check.
I don't know where I'll go to find it.
Check, the grapple shot, that check, the pick up the boy, grapple shot over the
Christmas site, land on the ground, roll, then bike out.
Jack that's agile son of a
So me and the effect was actually filming something for his
So the context was we were doing a we were role playing what was it he was
BDSM night play sex
To get attention
Trying to get your attention
It looks like someone's
Jackhammer
Sounds like the next block getting drilled
Wait, what?
I think that's right
Wait, am I losing my room?
No, you're good
Yo, stop laying these legs
What's the next step?
Uh, in the bushes
What the fuck is everyone in the bushes, man?
Uh, cause sometimes, uh, I'm-
Stop looking at it. I'm not going to watch it.
Anyway, I want to wash the lane.
I'm using the dual edge sense controller from my president.
Highly trustable buttons, paddles at the back.
I'm using the dual-edge sense controller from...
Yeah, I wonder where this guy's at now.
Maybe he's got a family, maybe he's in trouble.
No one is falling for that.
Chat, what even is that?
No one is falling for that.
Yo, that mic intended is crazy.
That's a decoy.
That's cool.
Who do you sell to?
are you in trouble or what?
no
i'm sent some randos out self
yes i'm fucking hood rats
hood rats, very cool
well i don't know his name, little fucking hood rats
what color are they wearing?
um they're black
oh, um
purple
okay that helps
yo, yo
yo this is jen, this is adicondex, jen again
This is completely out of context.
Purple!
Oh, purple, okay.
Uh...
I guess.
What the fuck are you?
You asked!
Guys, it alludes out of context.
Uh, who do you sell to?
Alright.
Maybe GTS story mode randomizer today.
I'll get the dog.
Okay, hello.
Okay.
Do you need anything?
Nope.
All good. Hey, I don't think I know those people
No, it's TV. They mentioned television. Oh my god, Marlon
Yo, you're a fan. I'm a big fan of Marlon. Yeah, cool. Same
Did he score any goals? Oh, he did. Yeah, he did. Oh, yeah, you know, yeah, I did
Okay, I gotta go so no dinner with me tonight. Um, no, but tomorrow. No, but that's a matter back
I gotta get early. Oh, no, we could go tomorrow after the thing
I'll be much better.
Okay, come on.
Here we go.
What a save, by the way.
What a save.
He did so well with this save.
Thank you.
What?
The reds over there.
What do you mean?
I still have so many candies.
I still have so many candies.
Chad, what is the best color?
Only good answers.
Oh my god, I'm I just I'm like I'm much in this in this room
There is no way was it pink I?
Have refused to play that
currency scheme that people are engaged again
Would you scale from whole of the killer?
You want to go first?
well
I'm pro-stealing from big corporations because you know they steal quite a bit more from their
own workers, however, one thing that might even help your ethical dilemma is the fact that
the automated process that they design.
Jeff, Jeff, if you say I will pay you $5 to do this, and you say I will do the $5 and
you pick $5 to do the extended service, right? Even though they make money off of you, it's
still a consensual, a grade upon extended service. If you steal from a corporation, it's forcibly
that's, nobody consented to that though. That's the difference though.
These companies know will increase shrink. No, no, that's, so it's, it's actually
factored in the lemons that you stole are factored into the bottom line of these
these mega corporations, regardless, and they still end up having increased profit margins
because they no longer have to pay the cashiers that they used to hire as opposed to this
automated system, knowing full well that people are still going to be able to steal, still
steal a lot more efficiently, as a matter of fact, through the automated process.
Totally.
Well, I also, I was looking things like, and shrinkage is roughly equal internally
as externally, like they expect it from their employees that they are sort of disenfranchising
constantly. Yeah. But what about the argument that if everyone just chat, chat, just if, if,
um, okay, I checked it is who is mad that we don't have parking attendants anymore that go
around and, and, and all you want to park here, we have machines for that. I can't just say
thing. You, you, you have items to pay for. You go to the, you go to the, you go to the
self-checkout. I mean, from the self-checkout machines, Whole Foods will eventually raise the prices.
Yeah, they, chaos, full chaos. Let's go. I mean, look, I'm in favor, I'm in favor of fast and free
buses and also government-owned storefronts and, you know, two of those policies, the mayor of
of this beautiful cities is currently working on me.
So I'm encouraging the same way from the groceries
and now I'm in jail writing this message WTF.
Oh, is it what?
And we're a fast and free buses
and also government owned storefronts
and two of those policies,
the mayor of this beautiful city
is currently working on this colleague.
Encourage stealing the same way
from a Mondani run city owned grocery store
with other prices and why?
I would not because I feel like that's a taxpayer funded and the prices are this union labor
and the prices are also adjusted regardless.
Um, so we're saying that the government would do better with all the stuff if it was government
owned.
Okay, well, I disagree.
Yeah, we really think that if all the things that all the companies that were doing corporate
Whatever if they were going on they that the government would do better. Do we think that they would be all those guys?
Absolutely fucking up. Come on bro. Come on bro. Really?
That's yeah
Hey
All right
I know that isn't um the community honest, so I want to look at the community notes
Operating costs including event are higher in New York City
Of course, stores like H&B and Coca-Cola do not operate in New York City, only in places
with cheaper rent.
New York City government to run grocery stores is ready to open in 2029 at 30-man cost experience.
Don't read the proposed links, why not?
Oh, this is proposed?
Oh, sorry about that.
that most expensive affordable grocery ever, uh, non Danny Mart. Interesting.
Jack HB is fucking hard.
Yeah, I love that.
Keep spilling by the log.
Jack HB is my favorite.
I mean, it's hard.
I think that the logo sucks personally.
I think if they modernize the logo, it would go pretty hard.
Um, but I think they clear everybody.
Costco HB is, uh, the way to go.
I don't know what Aldi is, what is Aldi?
Okay, my prettys, welcome back. It is Wednesday and we're in our $3. You have some pasta sauce,
roasted garlic, and there's also marinara for $7.97.
Rice Krispies in the blue and green color mix.
Special edition is for spring.
What's up?
Did you put the heat?
Yeah.
What temperature do you want?
72?
69.
69?
It's 73.
But, but, but, but, I'm going to say something,
but it's not going to be rude.
You know, I'm going to touch you.
Can I say something, but don't think it's rude, right?
When you speak and you're very intense,
Chad thinks that you're mad.
I think.
I mean.
I am never mad, never.
I can't get mad, I don't know what mad is.
Talk to me about the heat.
It's fine.
So what I do is that I put it, I do heat,
and I put it to whatever temperature it is right now,
so it stops everything.
It just, it stops everything.
You have fine shit, what's up?
It's 73, do I put it at 73?
Whoa, whoa, no, just put it at 70, so it stops eating.
Okay, bye.
Please, I'll make it.
Yeah, it is how it works,
If it's going above, then it won't cool.
It'll just coast it.
No, guys, that wasn't real.
It's because of the other incidents last time.
It's just a bunch of English or birthday cake flavor.
Just a grocery store.
Those.
Those.
Just a grocery store.
All the way we wash this.
This is cheaper than the national average,
but they also serve another purpose.
they help maintain all these image as a discount store.
Customers make compensatory inferences.
Basically, marketing experts say
when people see an item's price,
they quickly make assumptions about the product.
If it's cheap, they may assume it's lower quality,
which is why Aldi's no-frill strategy is so effective.
Very cool.
And the moment customers put quarters in their carts
and they want to store,
they can see Aldi reduces costs.
Yeah, I was told this on the video.
Chatcha about one coming so I'll be sure women see that.
A very eventful take down here at the corner of Bond and Dundas as Drake has
built this giant ice sculpture claiming that he has hidden the release date for
his album inside. The idea is that that ice will melt and release the date.
Like how it's natural. No one's ever done this before that I've seen.
Alright Chatcha here's a hard take that isn't gonna be rude.
and I'm just thinking that I'm being rude.
I think all this roll out ideas,
like the strings for Iceman, like this,
the idea is phenomenal,
and the execution was like a four out of 10.
The idea is a nine, the execution is a four, right?
Which is so close to hitting a target,
you know what I mean?
So I think it's kind of something
that catches people's eyes.
It brings a sense of community.
57, almost 67.
As you can see, I feel kind of coming into join us
together, so I like that aspect of it.
built over night on Sunday and into Monday morning. It's a
very lucidie stump that's getting a lot.
Cool. Cool. This is the stunt. It was more like, like, like
not as much eyes and there's a bunch of stuff in it. You can
see there's a bunch of stuff. And then people get some
stuff. It's a time to get some Oh, this one's a bag of merch
a little bit and and the item and that that's cool
because there's Oh guys, what the fuck? Like I was pick
axing or whatever. And I found some this little box of a
little goodies ever, right? And then, you know what I mean? You won't fight over it, you have a dude.
A lot of attention. Excitement from Drake fans and curious... I guess.
And while the installation is drawing lots of crowds and excitement,
it has also drawn some criticism and concerns for safety.
Around 11 p.m. last night police were called to the parking lot on Bond Street
for crowd control. People were climbing on the structure, some videos show the ice being
set on fire in an attempt to melt it faster.
I don't know if that gets much.
I think it's kind of whatever.
I see a fall causing a dangerous situation.
The area locked off with fencing,
and there is security present.
Okay.
Was the idea last night to try to speed up
the melting process?
Then put a camera up and then have some paid actors,
like 10 people that are like pickaxing it for days,
right, until they find,
and when they find loot, they give it to the crowd.
And they give, like, they find loot in it,
and they give, they give the crowd free loot,
free merch, OVO merch, or whatever, or signed discs and signed vinyls or whatever, right?
And then at one point the paid actors get to the bottom and oh look what we found.
And then they leave it there and then the people will look and oh it's a release date.
And that's cool.
Is that a bad idea?
You know, honestly I just think it was just us trying to get Drake's attention.
And then another surprise.
It'd be a live show that people would be like, oh, what is that?
It's not if you board it off, and then you only have paid actors that are pickaxing.
They'd be no, like, actual people.
They would get the luto.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I was watching Clipberlick, and he was like, OK, I don't think it.
Wait, what is that?
I don't think it's lame.
Is it lame?
Prank through channel received five thousand inches of prank.
Call someone's unskilled nephews.
and if you, yo!
It's not because it's a pirate video.
I'm not going for the sarcasm route here.
Pirate Software's crew, more specifically his first mate,
that being Kronos, his head moderator,
and the rest of his mod team
have either been fired or jumped ship.
And in doing a bit of research,
there has been some very interesting details
that have come out surrounding this mass exodus slash firing
that has just gone down.
Like pirate apparently calling Cronus a parasite as well as the rest of the moderation team seemingly starting to jump onto the pirate
Soprater hate train chat. I think the hatred the hate train for him like every every clip deserve some hate because of what the clip was
But I think that all the things that are coming out about Paris opera whatever or like blown out proportion dog shit clips
And in reality if anybody else did those things it'd be in like a nothing burger like we have more come on, bro
Hi Nick, as promised, I'm following up with an uproar.
No, I mean.
You're doing your 2,000?
Yeah.
JL and Dima playing Cis at 200 meter in the air.
That's cool.
Chad, what about a flying land?
What if they played like in the middle of the air, five to five in the middle of the
air on flying chairs?
and then they move from one stadium to the other.
Chat, guys, is this even any good?
Goal!
Yeah!
Blit it!
Yeah.
Easy.
That's cool.
Jack, oh, we need the chips already.
Hold on now, hold on now.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup.
Yo chat look at the baby half today have them all okay
Chat yeah, I'm gonna do I do in a blue color like tomorrow chat
I know what I know
Check maybe I do like a couple of just a few of the agent as a teaser for the morning tomorrow
I do all of them what they did I do all of them on in pocket
One money your block
Another waking um
I'm not touching. Okay, why are you in the block though?
What's your line?
Why are you in my block though?
Why am I in your block?
Why are you in my block then?
Because I just was just...
I'm not touching.
I'm not touching. Okay, why are you in my block though?
Because I'm chewing.
I was actually like that.
You tried to test me or something.
I tried to test everything.
I know how the thing goes. It's my block though.
It's my block though.
Jay's shawling, I think.
I got a block, it's pretty sick of everything.
I'll block you, I'll block you, I'll block you with that one.
What?
Oh, you might not be able to see the thing with a point on the new block.
Jason, obviously, Jay, he's just not a good actor.
I don't think he's selling the joke well at all.
Like, he's just a bad actor.
Come on, it's alright.
We got you.
Alright.
Airplugged backpack, what is that?
What the fuck is this?
No, not like that. It's like it looks like yeah, you know, I'm in the air. You're into you're in the air like not in a plane
You are in the air
What is this thing?
Man sprays ice
wrong messaging wrong please you think you think Kate or Americans don't miss a
drink I know but don't you find that it was kind of like a selfish like
political opportunity like this is like a piece of art and you're kind of using
it for like moral like self-righteous purposes why not where's the guidelines
I mean technically everyone's been vandalizing it so I feel like
technically you're allowed name on it like this is gonna like make a
difference in terms of like awareness about ice even though we're in
Canada and ice is in America. Okay. Okay. What the fuck is this?
a standard to have ice here. Yeah, illegal people come here ice will come and get them,
right? Okay. Okay. Generally, what the fuck is that?
Like what exactly means to do with Canada or America, right?
There's like space and it's installation art.
And we can respond to it or be how we wish around it, right?
OK, well, everybody needs to listen to me to say.
Oh.
I
Oh my god, all right
I like my mom I go
What would you rate yourself on a scale one two ten?
Do you think other people agree with that?
I don't care what other people think. Confidence is key.
Hey bro, what would you rate this girl on a scale of 1 through 10?
What the fuck? I'm not like a fucking dude.
Listen, what would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 through 10?
A 10.
Do you think other people agree with that?
A gremlin.
What people think confidence is key.
Aware man.
I don't get it, isn't it making a hot dog?
Okay, I can boot go!
What if...
Okay, what if you were in a reverse position on the table and you looked about to it's
thing
Jeff
and
fifty five months and you are still broke
still bonding
got no biases and still not a singular good take talk to watch
What the fuck is it doing?
How am I to spend on this to a Britain employee to do this?
It just wasn't worth it.
Even if it worked, it probably wouldn't be worth it.
Way too big of a fucking space and technology for this shit.
How would you not, Jeff, Jeff, please look at the spot, Jeff.
Chuck, you know for a fact this is a guy that's doing this with a fucking headset and he's got fucking delayed
He's got delay on with lag and it's impoverished how the fuck he's doing it. Like is this is obvious, no? Like
There's so much delay you look at this shit
That's actually insane, yeah.
Oh, anyway, yeah, it was a guy, yeah, yeah, I remember, I remember, yeah, what about one
Am I allowed to or not?
I didn't see this postman, because they had his moments
with my boys, he didn't see it, they never got to join this.
That was cool.
I don't like the color grading though of the other picture.
The grass was so green in there, you know what I mean?
That was cool though.
I actually enjoyed being with Skechers, he's a nice guy.
I enjoyed doing color, I saw some of them.
It was so green in there.
Okay, it's edited, no?
Yeah, it's edited. What's my vlog?
Wait, they post a vlog?
Wait, did they have Vienna scenes or whatever?
We were filming a bunch, but I don't remember much of it.
I also forgot that we were filming.
we're coming. It was good.
Ready?
A goal here. XQC is in the goal. That's light work.
Jason DeWayne against XQC's point ball case.
Here we go.
Bread for real. Chicken fajita and it's going to be a little bit of pasta for sure. You
know what you get? Tomato basil. Bang! Look at this meal though. I cook kinda hard. Good
lunch out. Today we are just going to wake up some breakfast with the team, everybody
and then we're going to head to the bus.
All the teams are going to get in there,
and then we're doing the locker segment.
Then we're going to head to the field and get ready.
So that's a good one, no?
I'm a little bit nervous, as always,
but it'll go away once we get onto the pitch.
I'm looking like a lot of fun,
and I got a good meal, so.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
It was good.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Chicken fajitas, some bread and margarine.
Straight lorbs.
Yeah.
Check, it wasn't my plan for that.
Bro, you need carbs in you.
You're tripping, dog.
Are you feeling ready?
I'm feeling fantastic. I'm not gonna eat it. I'm not saying that either.
You actually feel fantastic?
Yes.
You made some big saves yesterday. I'm looking forward to it today.
Look at this as well. And I have no damages here either.
No damage.
Let's go! Let's go!
I can't hide behind the wayfields this year either.
What if I was winning that?
This is not the outfit that I'm aware of there.
It's just a travel kit.
Should I blend in with anybody else?
Chat, I didn't know they would actually use this.
I don't, I'm sweating now.
There's a data.
Let's get it.
Come on in.
Good morning.
I'll just do my thing.
Oh my God.
What's up, guys?
What's up, guys?
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
What?
How are you?
They're making fun of my fucking GoPro mount.
Jack, for the first time in ten years in the
stream, I was, it was a reverse.
I was being made fun of for something that they were like,
wait, hold on, that's actually nice.
And then they kind of wanted to have one so they could
film their own POV.
For the first time, I was actually, I hit on tech.
I'm in the tech, I'm in the BTS band.
Bang!
No.
Holy shit.
Do you like it?
What do you got going on here?
Picture one, sir.
I think you might be yourself.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
No, I'm already all over there.
You're gonna wear this in the gold.
No.
They've been in the battery.
I wanna film it way more.
I've been in the battery.
Yes.
Come on, old stars!
Come on.
Yeah, but I'm not in the battery band.
Yeah, you're on the...
I'm ready.
Look how Nags are looking over here.
Oh, I miss it.
Oh, he's playing!
Go, go, go!
Let's go!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
It is cool in there.
We got cool as though
Second chance award was I mean second chance award or somehow getting invited back at the busy nine goals
Is this new
It's been a while since I've had it.
Maybe I won't be skinny and get hit in the face with this.
Yeah, I'll do it!
Oh, we're thinking...
Oh, we're thinking...
Oh, come on, mate!
What's up, mate?
Jeez!
Come on!
We need to change into your training kit.
Really?
Yeah, that's the match.
Oh, wait, we're not doing the match there?
I'll do it again.
big dog do you make my mouth water also possible jump yo yo yo I thought it was
2 p.m. but it was like noon I thought I was like yo I'm not gonna go on that
yo I thought she was chilling
I want to see all the crowd, but I want to see that home, I can't wait to say.
When he's the player in the watch league, it's like it disappears.
Like, I think if they didn't do it, it exists, but other than that, it's like, you in the game, and this fucking moron.
Yo.
You guys supposed to be in the ship, though. What do you guys need to do?
What do I just do?
Yeah.
Yo!
You like it?
Really?
What, what's the thing here?
Shit.
What's the thing here? No, no, no, no, no.
Why'd she say it's a shit?
No, no, no, I'm not talking shit.
It's a ass.
I'm not a ass.
Can you look tired?
Do I look down?
Was something wrong with you last night?
Nope.
Did he get caught a bunch?
Well, you caught me twelve times.
What did you do that for?
Get in your head.
Oh, I was watching a movie.
Brother, I thought it was a spam call.
I'm not going to watch a movie with Aiko.
I got caught twelve times.
Oh, it means I'm already in your head.
You cannot get in my head if I'm already in yours.
You're never good in my head.
I don't think you're right now, though.
You think about weed.
What?
Yeah.
You smell like blood.
Like blood in the water.
You're a pigeon and I'm a hunter.
I'm just going to get some of that.
I need to stop drinking red bull and shit.
Oh my god, don't eliminate it.
Oh my god, I need to eliminate it right now as I want.
And then I put the water in my goal and it swapped us and it kept
you
you
you
you
you
You see a man in the red hat do something nice
I
Have a video
Screen time
Freezy is going for us. It is the All-Stars first.
XQC is going.
Gathbar to take one.
Special Ed Lasso.
Can he score?
Oh, no.
Gathbar wants to have one, though.
I'll ask him to end the order.
Side to side, like nobody in business.
Gathbo's in it.
Oh, my god.
He's gone for top games.
Gathbar's back to the crossbar.
I kept missing the footing.
Thank you, Jim.
Goodbye.
I said that was an important point.
Lazer made.
It's it!
Oh, it's got a whole bunch of holes in the whole screen.
And fashbush.
Shit.
Again, again, with the fake footing.
Like, you would think it was going left here.
Wait.
It's a good goal, man.
And it's made from playing the park.
And this is going left.
That's more like it. This is XQC's moment. Will he take it? No.
A great finish. It's a hit right. What a 10.
It's a clean sweep. And the other stars, 4, 10.
He scored the 4.
The first thing I want to say is I'm very proud of XQC.
I thought all those years of hands on keyboard and not leaving his room
would have caused us some problems today.
today but you know what he actually pulled off crazy saves and he even saved the penalty.
Right there.
Ron, they don't feel a little harsh man.
Some of this shit is not your ensemble.
Had fun though, it was good.
I think that was good.
There's some stuff to adapt to that I didn't do at any time and it might be
Yeah, we're in, uh, Gondola.
It might be with me in football, but...
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Who's Us?
It looks kind of fun up there, no?
Looks fun up there.
Hi guys.
He actually seemed like way better guy.
All the shots that they made were like his hard Simon shots.
I had like two saves.
He had like 20 saves.
He actually seemed like way better.
He's good tonight.
I don't know what are these shots about.
Who wants the jerky?
Nobody.
What the fuck?
I gave my gloves and shoes to people that had XCC stuff,
like XCC cardboard, or like memes, or my name on it, whatever.
I went around the thing at the end and found the people.
This way guys
And it's by Eric Jack guys who is this guy is this is this is your guy
Oh, no, no, no, he told me about it, he told me about it, and he says he's like an editor-editor
that he knows about it, but he wouldn't edit like daily, like actually, like more or less
like this but we're like I think we could have him for like stuff like that you know what I mean
um
tell me
that's cool
you look the part what are the bones
yeah he's got like me
What are you talking about?
What is this?
Haaland!
One big touch!
Haaland insists on his moment!
Brilish!
Jack!
Why is he so cool?
Haaland!
Haaland!
That could be that tonight!
Jack, how is Haaland so cool?
Brilliant thing.
Man, he's quicker.
Check for how tall he is, he's really quick, no?
I think he shouldn't be this fast.
What am I missing?
No, that. More.
Yeah, like this is crazy.
Guys, what? I already washed a bonk. I washed a bonk.
What fucking bonk? What bonk?
What?
What bone
I've lost it the bunker
Guys the bulk over here the headshot
All right, I you know I can I can even watch soccer content of chat. It's like go back. I ever seen it
Celebration
Wait, his head came out
What I'm saying is I should have reacted harder
I don't react to something that normally
Because I don't like those angles
AY!
Chet, what is one of these players? Why are they so rude to him? I don't get it
I think you should be bad at playing the game.
Harland was looking to blunder through, in search of what would be a winner here for Manchester City.
Arsenal doesn't own shit.
They're so bad, the only thing Arsenal does is find where you bet on them and throw
And well, they find ways to seek out what are the volumes of betting and they they fucking on purpose. I'm not sure. I know what they do. I know what they do.
I think they see his stature, his height, his skill and they feel like they're threatening
them just because he exists.
That's just the order he has no key.
more than a bit. From the very outset it was a collision. It shook. It really shook.
He should have gone red card to that. By the way, can you get it red card or not?
Chad.
It's gone up on the pitch. It's gone up on the pitch.
Oh.
It's gone up on the pitch.
It's gone up on the pitch.
It's gone up on the pitch.
For what for this? Chad, how's this not red card?
This guy has all the information.
He sees him coming.
He has all the data.
And he deliberately chooses to jump onto somebody
who's going full speed.
Oh!
I mean, that's right.
It's going off on the pitch again.
It's actually better.
Carlton was looking to blunder through
in search of what would be a winner here
for Manchester City.
All right, you have a bit of an ego.
What's the line?
More than a bit.
From the very outset, it was a collision.
It didn't harm him.
I don't think it matters.
So what, is it only a car if somebody gets harmed?
Then what, you make a precedent of dangerous smooths
until somebody, what, fucking dies?
Yo, thank you.
Are you going to sleep lonely tonight?
Um, yeah.
You're not taking a girlfriend at home right now.
You didn't score a hat-trick.
Didn't score, no.
Okay, that was it.
Thank you very much.
Belgian football is something that Belgian teams.
And are you going to sleep lonely tonight?
Um, yeah.
You're not taking a girlfriend at home right now.
You didn't score a hat trick.
You didn't score no.
Okay, that was a thank you very much.
I'm free to record the full history.
Dude, holy, holy cinema.
Pesso tu, punizione, cappellino in mano,
e abbonizione per toffi che spulso.
What, I didn't see it.
What? What?
Yo, yo, yo.
Chat I swear chat I was there chat yes, we will say fake chat. I was in France and I'm a jagged
I guess I was watching from one of the well one of the spots with all what I'm not gonna swear. I swear. I was doing happen
I swear
You know, it was a journey, but I was in front of it happens. I was at that some some some terrests
I
Didn't see
Um
Yeah, this should be jail, no
Yo, yo, what is bro doing?
Wait, because of the managers
Yo
Oh
and now everybody is getting involved
and definitely a hungry reaction from Adama Chayori in the first place
if this is a player not a goller right this would be either no card or maybe a yellow
on a bad day boom or red is crazy last man oh shit um yeah what is this video but these
These are insane.
Let's get up, soak it away.
It's felled by Alain Pulido.
Oh, Pulido.
There's some afters right in front of the referee.
But most of the back pocket in Alain Pulido gets a straight red card.
It's just got a kick into that, kid.
This is bad defense, not nothing.
Oh, there we go.
He's kicking his ass.
So, Q just looks like he's lost his rag out there.
He's gonna wipe the ghetto off, so that means he's gonna send me off.
There's no alternative.
Eventually, the right decision is taken.
Here we go.
Red card for the Real Madrid skipper who came on after just three minutes' fun.
It's a wicked card.
Jack, Jack, what I love about, what I love about social media players is that they
go in front of each other and they act like, like some roided out fucking chagged
terminator.
And as soon as the wind touches their arm, they do a backflip and they're dead.
They died.
Like, you're a cadaver now.
What the fuck?
This shit is insane.
He didn't get the ball, or they start playing it.
Did he get the ball?
I fucking love that.
Flopping is doing advantage, yeah by me and the...
It might be anybody help if they gave yellow cards for any flopping at all.
Like, you shouldn't be allowed to attempt a flop if you think it's going to give a card,
or try to bait a card.
You should just insta-yellow it.
If you flopped and there's no reason to flop, insta-yellow.
You say yes or no, but they don't do it a lot though.
It's not really enforced, is it?
Hello, you see. That was avoidable.
Um, yo, yo, yo, YouTube guy?
Yo, YouTube guy, YouTube guy.
What the fuck is he doing?
I'll get it. I'll get it. Okay, so there was a Jekyllus from its teammate. How did the
box go? Okay. I didn't know. Chad. That's Chad. It's Chad. It's what it is, I mean.
Jack, intentionally red carding to possibly get an advantage should be a black card.
It shouldn't be a red, it should be another tier.
You get banned for multiple matches or whatever.
It is what it is.
It should be a higher tier card.
Oh, we're thinking, Drax Devils.
It's so ultra-duper.
It's so meaningless.
Well, there's only one game, though.
There's only that physical gamer
It's three
Yeah, yeah, what about God hand chance. Yes, that was it's called
So I love this video.
Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, let's sit in my room.
coach at the moment certainly has been true of the England team seen that much of
hard job Trevor Steven
The little man who started it by walking past Glen Hoddle, that's where the ball came from.
Hoddle, where the man had continued the run forward and the goal is given.
At what point was he offside or was it a use of the hand that England were complaining about?
I don't get it.
channel by the guy who blocked the ball though. This one? Last one? Last one? Last one?
Hold on. Um...
So what?
Okay, okay chat that's natural hand position
Well, Chad, I gotta say, I mean it.
Chad, it's in soccer, the balls in the airport make better rules.
It makes better rules.
If you handball, a pro, a, VAR should say this ball is going to go in based on the physics
of the ball.
If there's a handball, it should be a straight goal.
It should be instant goal, no penalty.
Penalty is bullshit.
It should be an instant goal.
Bang.
Make the rules flag light.
Now explain what else.
Now I'm playing one else.
Okay, if you don't agree with me, then I would do this every time.
Guys, if I was a pro player, I would do this every time that I got the chance to fix the rules.
And I know for a fact that they would change their rules for me. What would it be?
to win that all costs because why wouldn't you
I
Can use your hands in your lap
with him amarilla
the player of the elite
amarilla for sabi
amarilla for danica
well
amazing
he definitely knows how to play
because there will be a chance
when valverde is going to leave
and he will run
and he will run
and he will run
and he will run
and he will run
I thought somebody is by himself and it's a chance of you get a penalty
It's on the box
What was that?
Hello, Mr. Count.
Four games win.
Okay, chat. Okay, chat.
Okay, chat.
Who is actually the better player, though?
Messi or Ronaldo, though?
Because I was asking you, I don't know.
I always say Bolton.
I say Messi is the best, Ronaldo is the ghost.
So I don't get bad DMs, you know what I mean?
Ronaldo, really.
Very interesting.
Five most viewed goals.
That is absolutely astonishing.
It's way up by two goals to one.
Beckham could race a root here with a goal.
All right, it's not under documentary.
David Beckham scores the goal for Jake Eaklin all the way.
That ball would play through to him, but...
Ja, Ja, Beckham is him. Ja, Ja, he's him.
And has full shot, I'd say he's left, and Valdana, Grigna, he doesn't even need any of them.
Oh! You have to say that's Beckham.
I don't understand this, then.
I don't understand that, I mean, I mean, Chad, Chad, there has to be some, some magic
involved.
Look at it.
Chad, there has to be magic involved.
There has to be looking for the overlap
That's cool, I was in the best though
Yeah, all right, that's cool
Well, what else, Jack?
What was that?
Oh, it was a buzzer beater.
Enjoyed you, sirs, Ling.
Jack, can anybody explain to each other why it's his jacos number one of the hottest
rappers?
Guys, it has to be a glitch.
I don't understand
Is it a bug
Jay Cole
How do you get in here? It's just a long place
Oh
You know better prove it to listen order
you
you
you
you
you
I
This is not good I'm sorry
It's hard for artists to make original songs, make original sounds, not because so many sounds
have been made.
No.
Can you try the new game?
There's actually a video theory about something like this.
Okay, kind of not really.
They don't allow themselves to do it.
So it's not that the music doesn't permit them to do it.
It's that they won't allow themselves.
they want one they want results right and other forces also want results so
I'm gonna that the label means results the label wants a few sales they want to
go on the radio they want to get famous they will allow themselves to be
outside of the even their own mastery just because they don't want to fail and I
think that's the problem it's why I like you to I think most of you stuff
is garbage.
I'm one of the biggest Yeet fans
and I will still say that most of what he does is straight garbage.
But it's also the reason why he makes great,
insane stuff. You cannot do great unless you have garbage.
It's why Yeet is so good.
It's why I have so much respect for Yeet as an artist.
He has very minimal garbage for how much of a pioneer he is on his hits.
That's why it's so good. His ratio of garbage is like 30%. When most people,
the ratio of garbage is 80%. Yeats is an 85% garbage seller. Like, that's, that's
still good to me. 85, most of them are at 100%. Look at, um, the Cardi. Cardi,
Cardi has 95 in the garbage 90 every release bank done finished the thing was so good at every
release before that retard you want original yet you don't give anything original chance
Okay, now listen to this nice piece.
Um, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
He says, um, you wish artist like Manny Morse followed the easy way up?
I wish they did what he does.
is that the need for fame, the need for success
wasn't at the forefront.
The need to create is what they should strive to have.
And whenever they get famous, it's with the mind
of saying that they lose the will and the want,
the passion to create.
They get sidetracked under the want of success,
which is a problem.
Success is a symptom.
Success is a byproduct.
The number one factor is creativity, expression, and passion.
That's what Yeet's got.
This is where.
I want a glass box, I want a glass box, I want a glass box,
I want a glass box, I want a glass box, I want a glass box,
I want a glass box, I want a glass box, I want a glass box,
Now when Yeet makes a radio hit,
for the first time, a radio hit,
we'll go on the radio, and everybody glazes,
I'll remind you that to get one super radio hit,
you need to have a lot of garbage.
And Yeet is the garbage man.
Bang.
Okay.
And for that, I will put Kenneth Lamar probably here.
Don't worry about this.
If you guys like it, then I'll put him over here.
Okay.
I'll put him over here.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Good.
Jacob better than Kenneth Lamar.
No.
Okay.
No.
I'm not going to lie.
I got it.
That's just weird.
Baby Keem second to last.
Jay-Z last.
If I could if I could expand this list of 50 artists, I would have JZX 48
47 probably it isn't dropping anything like Turban ever again only polished songs
Benny X since the Drake cosine fellow flil bro
Well, I'm not gonna anybody
Yeah now child where is cemetery
T.I.
Um...
Yeah.
I-I'm-I'm logging it in.
And...
You guys are logging?
I'm not gonna log it-I'm not gonna log it on complex.
What is that?
Yeah, I'm not gonna log it.
Aye.
I
Was
So you try grief my game
I was gonna agree by the whole time the whole fucking time. I'm gonna open the trade-ups
Perhaps for most of them I think, if you guys want to hang out, except for the don't don't go.
Hang on, excuse me.
Yo.
Sup?
What up?
Your mic is like, dick.
So, is that why you're still looking at it?
really bitch you down buddy was about it's better now it was like wrong like
really loud wow good for them hello you know he said you guys yeah I'm not
alive are you getting fucking save my life problem fucking playing silent hill
to bro I think I wanted to kill myself four times but I fucking gave it to you
Obviously
What I call the wrong group chat I call the wrong
I call the wrong group chat
Actually
bro I don't know how many monitors how many monitors do you guys have keep playing keep playing I'm sure I'm sure
chill out you don't mean well no no what do you mean what do you mean I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure
opponents of the TV a few cases oh my god oh my god it's pretty much like doing taxes on
stream we have to do taxes yeah open cases on stream no no no no no sign
I know better
I know bro hold on
All right, you're back
Jack guys
Jack I had the 56 straight ups worth 40 kill roll, but yeah, it's 8 p.m.
And I don't know if it was here. I need that the skin buddies online
What time?
We could do a few, maybe we could do like 10.
Let me check.
Chat 160 items, how much is that?
That would be 18.
No, that would be 60.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, tell Arro the join up the thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Arro's well.
I'm pretty sure Arro is around.
Yo, join.
Okay, okay, chat.
You get some context, I guess.
I bought, there was 38,000 total of red items,
and they're all of good collections.
We'll say, look at this one, right?
It's from Collection Fever, right?
And they're all of them are labeled.
If you look at this, right?
You look over here, see this sticker?
Oh, arrow.
Oh.
What's good, boys?
I'll do my intro.
But yeah, blue stickers, right?
And the goal is to put five stickers of the same color
in the trade-ups, because they're all labeled.
Now, whoever I traded this with labeled all the items
so that I don't make no mistakes.
Because it's all been calculated to the T.
Like, if you look at this over here,
feel this is the 032.
Bang.
And you go to the next hand.
Which is insane, by the way.
This is insane.
Like anything calculated for price cost worthiness
based on potential maximum.
Not freely.
Now, let's say a maximum would be a Penderos box,
for example.
How much is that?
I mean, if I get a Penderos box,
that we knew would almost pay for the whole price on them.
But that's like 20K, 30K, maybe?
Yeah, yeah, that would almost pay for all of it, OK.
Yeah, pay them.
Yeah, I mean, they probably pay themselves a little bit
on top, but I was, it gives them anyway, OK.
So excited as fuck.
So I have a bazillion items, and then they're all really good trips.
Now, some of them are more expensive.
I think we're maybe even lower quality,
but I'm not too sure.
We'll have to look at it one at a time.
Like I'd say, these ones are like,
I think most of them are minimal, but I feel that's it.
Because the price is the same.
Check the price.
They're crazy.
Like any of these items, if you look at this, I mean,
dang.
That's the cheapest one.
Bad trip.
all of these are the ones that are the balance of trade.
Yeah, can you go from worst to best trade up,
like in linear order?
The thing is, they're all the same.
They're all the same.
They're all five-way trade-ups
from five different collections.
Gotcha.
So the difference in privacy,
Phil doesn't factor in you on those reds
is pretty insane.
I don't think it's worth, like, the difference at all.
So every single trade-up is a Max-Win attempt?
I mean, it's more of an attempt at a maximum, does that make sense?
Yeah, they all have maximums in it.
Yeah, they all have maximums, but we're gonna get a lot of garbage.
Most of it's gonna be like 95% loss.
Alright, but also...
Is that what you said?
Yeah, I did say this.
Hi, Yomi.
Hi, I arrived.
Yo.
Ora, it's time.
Holy fucking shit.
Can you do the thing when you open them,
where you have the console in the way and then you and then you use it there's a
special thing where was it on these trade-ups there's OG's OG not
you
you
you
you
you
I
Was pretty dope that was actually really good that was pretty dope as hell
Yeah
That's a good amount of money
Okay, um, Arrow, should I start with, is it all the same, most of it, or do I start with like a certain, like...
All of these trade-ups are the exact same.
They're all five-way, five-different collections, all of them have big wins.
How many?
52 trade-ups, and they're all the exact same.
or the trade-up that he does the five of the same icons right or five different icons
chat all the same like just using the stickers that are all the same
check everybody check give me a sticker check me give me a check just
sit there and check right now boom
bye first of all there's a vitality okay lock-in great this is an actual
walk in moment this is billions of dollars I'm more than locked in I need to
go find it all the vitality as to who's bang bang bang bang right that that's a
lot bang right yeah yeah so it doesn't auto came
size classic and you put it like this okay like this the fucking boys like
that this is it and then and then everything is right everything is
right perfect size can I scratch my screen first yes yeah okay boys just
Lock in right now started watching you. We need this
We need to win this knife
Something good
you can see on the left there will be a star if it's low it's older knives if
it's high oh where where it's it gonna be in a second so I'll be maturely
you're gently baby oh my god slow down slow down slow down oh right now right
now star one it's good so that's M9 or
or a carambit.
Please, God.
And then from the top of the bottom, the tip, just the tip.
Hold on.
Could that be good?
What is that?
What is that?
It's going to be a bayonet.
Bayonet.
Bayonet.
Is that really tall up there?
It's a bayonet.
If it's a little bit lower than that, it's an M9 bayonet.
It's a bayonet, bayonet, bayonet.
Is that really tall up there?
It's a bayonet.
If it's a little bit lower than that,
it's an M9 bayonet.
Did I go down?
Yes, sir.
Fuck it, all of us.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
Some World War II.
Yeah, so.
Fuck it, fuck it.
That's got a story to it, though.
I might go with your one gloves.
So what trenches are what country
and what war was it sounding?
I mean.
World War 2 and the trenches like left in the ground for at least a week or two
That's stepped on that was great
I thought it was a left pocket dog shit
Straight
I like it, you know, but I actually like it all
Yeah, yeah, that's nice
How much does that work though, just to see
Maybe I'll check the price
Oh my
About a $700 trade up
It's not that bad, it's not that bad
That's terrible
I think I'm gonna have value. It's not about...
Wait, wait, wait. Open it up again.
Let me see the handle. The handle looks kind of...
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah. The handle looks kind of...
It's like a wooden sort of handle, so...
It's...
Maple wood maybe, perhaps.
Maple wood, yeah.
Let's make the best out of a bad situation.
Now, say a sticker, Jack. Give me a sticker, Nair.
Give me a sticker.
Alright, so this is the NIP.
I mean, Jack, I always think the first one...
I think I had one. It was yellow. That's an idea, right?
Yes.
Bang.
Okay.
Cuzzle up.
I don't know if you think about it, you're due.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, no we're due, we're due, right?
Three, two, one.
I know that was different, hold on, hold on, star, Eelow, Eelow, come on in now, yes,
Yes!
That's a little star, it's good, right?
Oh, yeah.
That's good.
That's good.
Oh, that's good.
Cranbit or M9.
Hold on.
Is this the tip?
Don't be too high though.
Don't be a bayonet again.
Oh, oh, no.
Bayonet.
No.
Hold on.
Could still be good though.
No, it's jungle.
It's mesh.
I think fudge.
No, no, no, no.
Lock in.
It looks like a mesh, it looks like a mesh.
It's mesh is an X.
Send it!
It's automatic.
It's automatic.
I already have my cloudies.
Do you get the same collection twice in a row?
Am I a gamer?
Dude.
It's not much.
Wait, I don't have one.
Wait, you didn't have one.
Wait, there's one I wanted.
I wanted that one.
That's good.
Wait, it's not even M9 bayonet.
I should try to get a bayonet.
Yes, so you can get both M9 and regular out of this.
No, that's not at all.
That's like a hundred dollar loss.
That's pretty good.
I actually like that knife a lot.
Super clean.
Sticker.
Kevroic.
What's Kevroic in?
Is it this?
Is it?
The white one.
Yeah.
Let me find the rest of the heroics, the skippets, not there, bang, bang, bang, bang,
ready?
Check, I know this is the one, don't ask why, watch this shit, bang.
Whoa!
Oh that was heavy. That was super heavy.
Okay, pretend it? One star or more?
There's definitely a star. I think it's only one star.
Why felt that?
Wait, this one's weird. Hold on.
Oh no. Yeah, it was weird. That's high.
Still could be good though. Still could be good.
No! What's the yellow thing? What's the yellow thing?
That's horizon, so that means it's gonna be a talent talent collection, which is stiletto lock-in cell and that sort of thing
It could also
Slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly
It's low. It's over. It's over
Oh my god
Let us let us but it could be nice walking any good though. Just just just fucking
bang it right oh
My god, we
Okay, that is that is an absolute rust bucket. I'm not gonna try to be rude
Okay, whoever's been there that was that was his mates knife. You are part of the poor squadron
This is what you find outside of police in the UK like me
It a bush or something
Don't check the price, please
i don't think it's a good
the phonetic one the orange one
right there
i don't know if there's something there
i was just gonna say it for last but fudge it
see that little guy? you're killing him
yeah hold on
maybe you get a good one
Oh my god.
Holy fucking shit.
I have to edge it. I have to.
This is definitely not going to get on YouTube.
51 bang!
Well that was a good one. That was low key a nice bang.
I like that one.
Hold on. Yeah.
No you did well there.
That was sharp. That was sharp.
That was fucking shit. Yeah that was nice.
I like that. I was surprised.
Hold on. The edges real quick.
One phonetic.
and
download the floor
no
that's not bad
wow
wow
not bad
not bad
that's the lowest
plan
I don't see anyone any lower than that my boy
that's the lowest
slow at the top
come on
okay now we don't want the tip to be too high up
just finish one
no
please not do it
also if there's no tip that means it's a karambit
no tip
karambit
Hold on hold on
Lock in lock in come on fernatic. Oh, no
What are you gonna go fucking fishing with that?
What is this?
What the hell's going on here?
It looks sick. I'm not gonna lie. It does look sick
It's awful. Wait. I think we get a gut knife, too
Wait, wait low key it kind of looks sick. I'm looking at the so the OGs are M9s bayonets
Karambit's got knife and
Flip knife. Yeah, it looks like you're about to go on a fishing trip with the boys
Like the part on the knife though. It has like a breathing
That's only like a $475
Yeah, it's like a sticker a red sticker any sticker that's red
Any red ones right there red one the heart the heart it's way more red the heart that's red stickers only
Oh, they skip it I must have missed it right
I said top of it. Yeah
By no more bad skins now is the time of good
Not buying had aura this time. We're gonna do it
Straight or on the high star. I don't know why but I just off the sound
Oh
turn around your headphones they're on wrong that is so low it's a super low
star hold on I've never seen it last time my career no no tip no tip no tip
note it with the bridge
yes yeah
we're gonna be right now that's a great start and now it'll be an M9 right
here that's good that you could get that wait why did it lose you that is the
ugliest made by an eight-year-old art class okay this like a g.i. joe
like Christmas package like that's the first cameo you unlock goes over that
Asian literally literally that's that's 50 headshots and you get that
It's hard with the gloves. Yeah, it's hard with the gloves.
How much on the market
He definitely these two grand that's uh, oh, yeah, that's nice. That's not bad. Wait profit. How that's insane
Does that nine people love the M9? It's that good
I'm going to choose one sticker.
Matrix song perhaps?
I'm pretty sure I do.
It should be rights clubbed to death by Rob Dugan, by the way, should I tell you guys
that?
Ball network. Thank you, bro. That was ball. All right. Now do a blue sticker. Well, it's a matrix song, right?
Kind of no which is green in the green
Matrix one is
Right there
Wait, really that one?
That's so matrix. Holy Jesse. Good cool
Cool, buddy
Yo, that's the that's the skin guy. He got me
Holy, thank you for gifting us 100 subs. We appreciate it.
We appreciate it very much. Thank you for the 100 subs.
That's almost another trade-up for us.
100 C cross the shins.
Bang bang bang. Bang.
Nah, I'm feeling good about this.
Really?
Wait, before you press proceed.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you press it, wait for the song.
this one this one feels cool when's it gonna come now go now perfect timing
lower high lower high I mean low gotta be low it's gotta be it must it's all
Yes, I've never seen a low one
You can do the letter edge to if you keep moving it to the right you can see the first letter if you want to try something different
Oh, yeah, yeah, true true true gently
Jut me gently this okay, that could be a king that could be a kid
That's a bee bro, that's a bee. That's a bee. That's a bee. No it's an R! It's an R! It's an R! That's...
That's... what the hell is an R? It's gonna be a rambit, babe.
Am I dumb? Oh it's an R. It's an F. It's an F. It's an F. It's an F.
Oh no. Oh wait, what's that? What's that?
It's a flip knife.
We are still in the matrix with that one.
Mate, that is a toyzara special.
That's a Bass Pro Shop sponsor.
Bass fishing 2016 edition.
Okay, so that's good though because then we have all the max losses out of the way.
We're gonna get this shit again. I mean the low key statistics exist in the world. We know about those
Maybe system will kick in. Okay. All right. So next step
Let's do grayhound it's up a little bit pockets dog shit
So in the middle bottom, yeah, now it's the bottom row that one
That's Greyhound.
It's an Australian team?
That's the bit?
Okay, I don't know. There it is.
We find you an aura song.
Wait, these are good teams.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
That was a divine intellect.
I told you, I got that shit as a lot, son.
The song, the gladiator song, the background.
It was nice.
It was nice.
It was kicked in.
It was a movie.
It was crazy.
It was a movie.
That actually looks like the Max Winners.
That's crazy.
That actually looks like the Max Winners.
Yo, so, you just referenced it.
Show me like the absolute Max Winners this time.
I like it.
I like the Max Winners and the same.
I think that it's like full dark and like blue, right?
it's like oh my god I'm so sorry oh Jesus someone's not still on you've got
to go bro your time is now save seriously if you don't your dick I'm just
saying I do this on the browser page yes he's lucky if he doesn't write just
this is the max win if you had gotten this hundred thousand dollars in field
tested so he's literally dying and you're just sitting here watching the
like yo back side like that's still yeah yeah that's the back side I like your
knife bro because it looks like shit like something like dude your knife looks
like shit and then you hit the inspecting like holy you know I don't
for those for these gloves though I ask you for for this and you know what's
nice about yours as well it looks clean at the tip clean tip clean tip
clean fucking look how blue the tip is replace auntie done bank I feel like if
you use this knife that you're gonna play worse because you're gonna keep
trying to inspect your knife and die yeah true the fuck I never yeah it was a
oh yo your dog shit and you go look at this and inspecting that guy yeah that's
not even a blue jam and then you yeah exactly bang um max win on the ninth
one is crazy what do you mean by ninth one is it is there's the ninth
trade-up you already got a max win yeah that's a I would say that's a good max
one that's definitely max now what is the next max window sticker wise what was
that one was that phase
liquid like 1.4 1.5 K for that knife like a double it's like a double up
that's that's American though it's even better it's also opened at home no I
mean well we found that yeah yeah I mean you're never gonna sell it
10k and that's game by the way I though it was okay wait for it before you press
wait for it but is this ever like something if I keep doing this no my
It might leak the KD ratio, which is the worst thing that could happen honestly, so...
Ready?
And Matt, win it!
Wait, I like that one.
We just got back to back.
That one, it tumps, no?
Yeah, yeah, it did tump a little bit.
Yeah, it had a little extra pump right there.
That gave me heartburn right when you...
I think this is gonna be a high one.
I was wrong. I was wrong. Thank God, Greek was wrong.
Back to back to be wrong.
I find that you've proven wrong.
Now prove me right. No tip. No tip. No tip.
Game it please. No tip. No tip. Isn't it tip?
Now you can do it. It's an M9. Just be nice.
That's it.
What's that? What's that? That is not inspiring a lot of...
Could it be something? It's probably maybe a bayonet.
Hopefully not.
Could it be an emerald gut nice though?
No, don't be a guttious maximus.
No, but an emerald gut there.
Oh guys, I'm RGG.
I don't know what that is, dude.
Oh my god.
What the hell?
How many gutnuts are there?
Dude, that looks like a straight...
Some grandadones are.
I mean the wood is clean the woods clean
Stained that himself
She's clean some well that's like a outdoor boys a nice, you know, I mean yeah, yeah
Yeah, like this one my old buddies that is with a with like a horn and I mean
Now you bought this on Amazon for 20 bucks. It's called like the world's sharpest knife. Oh, yeah, yeah
I'll get it the chat. I'll get the chat
Yeah, well, we'll do a
well I hold on to the pressures
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
chat let me chat
we don't want that no we're good
guys won't be on great pool
won't be shameless
alright um check the group
But actually you're gonna do a discord giveaway in this discord specifically. Oh sure. Yeah, but we have another one
If they complete dog yet, so
It's like a tiger oh, I remember that I was the one I missed it earlier
Right there. At the top of your screen.
There's the blue, right? No, right there, the red, the black.
Yes.
If you get a max win, I will come to Florida tomorrow.
Holy!
And I will sleep in your house.
Please, please.
I actually meant to give us a good knife.
I will come to Florida tomorrow and I will stay with you for a whole month and a half.
Any name tag on these ones at all?
No.
No.
No story.
No story on this one.
No one even cared about these ones.
We're giving them a new home.
Yeah.
I can't believe the last one had a girl's name on it.
I wonder what the back story was.
He broke up with her and she sold it.
I just had a That's a Raven vision.
No, they were joined together, right?
And then he was just on the maximum.
Now watch this.
Bang!
Oh, wait, did you hit the ting once and boom any redurbed it? Yes. Yes
Yes, bitch. Oh for sure. No for sure. I know perfect
It's all good nice. Wow. Oh, yeah. Oh my god
Beautiful stuff. No tip and I'm hard come on
come on, curve it to the right don't shoot, dare
you might be coming over tomorrow
Greek, pack your bags
I'm coming to Florida boys pack your bags into your armpits
pack your bags
now show us the curve, show us the curve
curve, oh my god
It's a good grambit
It is
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Send it
Send it
Send it
BANG
Oh my god
It's a phase 2
Almost maximum
Almost maximum
Oh my god
It's a max green phase two
What the place?
That's an amazing freaking knife though. I won't say I don't have a scenery series that is
I love that. I love that wait. Let me see place. I does it not have the color on it at all. Let me see
But that's what we know
That's full green green. That's fall green
Dude with the gloves is absolutely insane by the way.
Do you have a crazy glove to go with it?
Let me see the corner here.
This isn't the type of knife people will be getting skinned at.
Before X?
I was just wondering if you've ever played the game.
This is a knife you get skinned on.
I don't think it's an emerald.
And I should feel good for it.
So what would that be?
Show me what it would look like.
It was an actual full emerald.
This is pretty damn close, bro.
We can just call it an emerald at this point.
Yeah, but it's like turquoise.
You can just kind of tell it's turquoise.
The tier 3, base 2.
Here's a here's what an actual level looks like by the way
That's a difference. I'll check. Oh
Wow, Jesus
Wow much crazier that is that is action. We go back to yours though
Primit Emerald is like 9k yours is take a guess
1.8
Three
Jesse's right about 3k
$3,000 and yours is really good
Oh don't but don't even try it
Don't use that do try them. Yeah. Yeah
I check sticker check sticker
So some say not even we didn't have that we have Navi
Keep it going here. No, I didn't see it
What about the red dick?
up uh there's one now one not to the right this one yeah it's dang it looks
like it looks like a like a ball stack yeah I agree with that we could give it
a try yeah we'll get what wait oh it's those other three explosion stickers I
think they're fucking ran out I think so yeah all the explosions are those
ones okay that's right that's right tell me something have to tip back
but like because that's actual yeah when I add it's figure is crazy I already said
half of it back you just give it a hundred thugs
oh no you did it you did it you did it
came chat
hold on oh I actually saw
BAM!
We're in lagged info. That can be good.
It was loading in something fucking crazy.
There's so many textures in it.
So many textures in it in lagged.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, never seen in your inventory.
It never had to load ever on Counter-Strike.
No one's ever loaded it before.
Yeah, that's that actual shit.
It loaded the asset.
Low star. Load that in.
It's really high. It's high for seeing it.
Oh my fucking god.
Man, we've never we've never seen a star this hype, but is there any maximum on a high soil though?
Yes, we want like what I believe Talon the the fillers we had were Talon
So I also a curved blade
Oh, I don't know I
Think it was Prisma so it could be Talon Ruby
No tip, I already know what I'm doing with that.
I already know it.
Oh my god.
Reformed so far.
Come on.
Cruelty to the left.
Oh wait, where is it?
What is that?
Is that?
Is that?
Is that?
Is that?
Is that?
Is that?
Is that?
Is that?
Is that?
Is that?
Is that?
Decker's uh-oh no no no no it can't be no no I don't know what this is
guys it's the red
But isn't it was the glowing red
Why is that this those rupee shadow Decker's oh no is that oh that's the long the hound
But they're ugly but nice I can't explain
It's not good. It's not good.
Yeah, that's uh, we call it a check skin and then we just do that shit and then we just
get it to check.
That looks like some shit off roadblocks. I'm not gonna lie.
These are cool.
That's for you, boy.
All right, so...
Just go and give it away and then you can agree.
Yeah, you can send those up to the fucking ass, my boy.
Well, these are actually nice.
Bro, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, I'll be here tonight. I'm gonna dinner real quick. I'll be back.
All right, I'll see you in three days.
Yeah, I want to play golf. I want to play golf with friends
Oh my god
Why did you say a phase 3 Emerald Jesse you fucking retard
My god
Holy shit's nice. Yeah, it's nice.
Don't let Muda joins CS and he's gonna get all his band.
Yeah, I'm about to get that.
Like, that guy's driver permission to be this far now?
Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.
Yeah, Muda, sure you do, man.
Oh, wow, really great!
We're gonna get banned for another year.
Are we?
God, I said, I'm watching your shave.
Are you up or down or down?
We're not.
Oh, you know what?
You know what?
Actually, so far, we're down maybe one straight up overall.
Bro, X, I think you're like break even right now.
Really?
Yeah.
That doesn't matter at all.
Because those Karambits are insane.
Yeah.
Wait.
So if X hits an Emerald right now, he's going to be up or is he still going to
be down?
I mean, yeah.
A real Emerald is super up.
Super.
Okay.
I'm gonna choose a sticker and it's bad. Oh, man. I'm a fucking snow
I'm gonna fucking small man choose a sticker man. What they're your muscles on it right there the FAMAS the bad trip
What?
Right there. Yeah, right there that one to that choice is actually all the back. Good luck. I
Wait one. I'll wait for one. I'll wait for one for the block for the train. Watch this watch this
Okay, with the other many music is this
can you scratch your screen train please yeah this is all me yeah no to stop
talking this is all me come on three two one bonk okay I got us I got us I
got a high-star low-star yeah you call it low-star it's high-star it's a Ruby I
feel it it's a Ruby it's a fucking Ruby I've already seen it it's a fucking
It's a no star
It's a ruby hi tip or no tip
Hi tip I tip Ruby. You know, it's butterfly Ruby. I'm telling I feel it. I
Feel it it's Ruby. I'm telling it's
It looks like a tip that's been about a thousand
Asses it's like a like a UK must-skill World War 2 like
Yeah, it should be money back
This next one's mine this next one's mine
Yeah, yeah
Are you crazy, Axe? Axe, did you see that?
No, come on.
No.
That's a shabby, bro.
That's a shabby.
All right, train you.
Go now.
Pick one.
My turn.
My turn.
Yeah, let's do it.
Sticker.
Go up.
Scroll up.
Right there.
That the chant goes fire.
The chant goes fire.
Nice.
Rita, do you have any chance of the chant to go fire?
The M4A1S.
M4A1S.
The yellow M4A1S.
All right.
This is a lot.
Why do we like that?
Yo, train.
Thank you.
That's me.
Look at the arrow on it.
I feel this bro. I feel this
This is what I do, this is what I do just watch this
I'm not to do a walk away an oral walk away here back. Oh, that was a hard time
Watch this I'm gonna enter to I'm gonna dinner with this oral walk away
It's only a flex you agree, huh?
No, no, I believe I believe I believe I believe
No, no, we're good. We're good. It's really
Look at me
color a little bit. Oh my I'm out of here. I'm leaving peace.
Yeah, good night. Good night.
Is there at least factory new?
Brother.
What?
Is that factory new?
You can say is that factory new?
No.
They make it like, okay, I generally didn't even know that this was in the game. I've
never seen anybody rocking this piece of shit.
Yeah, by the way, you should talk to the chef out of the UK because it's gonna actually
be a problem between me and you.
if you can oh thank you I actually love you okay thank you I'm I'm happy with
myself good yeah good and by that I mean I don't push my teeth
how much money was that Doppler you just pulled but not about a bit at one point
back here on the on the on the on the CMR kids I don't know how much it is on
the more maybe that air the box maybe perhaps but I like it I don't give a
I just like it see that yeah
That's a place again for life right there
Now sticker chat shows in the sun after that it can be arrow. That's gonna be only
Let's say blue blue sticker
Blue for blue gem perhaps. Oh the water ones at the bottom. Yeah, I saw that like in that the way that they're oh
Oh, whichever one you want, there's a big wave or water splash wave or right there
Wave a lot of waves. Whoa. Whoa. They know something that we don't everybody said wave at the same time
This wasn't that thing that you were saying was another crowd
wisdom of the crowd
Oh, look at the name tag wait
Oh
Hey, what is that way? Wait, wait the God?
Oh, didn't we like voting like the God like the father of four?
What?
Or which is a Greek God?
Wait a minute
Apparently pick means dick
That one is exact.
North scott.
Ripcaya.
Close, close, close.
So that was it for maybe.
Okay.
Low star?
It's high star I can tell.
No no, I'm not killing you.
No!
Bad!
Hold on!
Blue damn rocket.
Just like the perfect one.
That's a good start.
Come on, please.
No tip, man.
Some of the tips.
We don't want no more tips.
Oh.
Take it slow.
Take it slow.
Yeah, bros.
Chill, chill.
Don't tip us right here.
Don't tip us right here.
No.
I'm pretty sure there's no gun knife now. It's only flip or Karan's.
Oh
I like it.
Wait check out the price first though.
Check the price.
Yeah.
Maybe it's your end game on the play side then?
Yeah it's not shit.
No bro.
At least $400 at least.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not bad.
That's like only like a one third loss I think.
Yeah it's not terrible.
Now we do another splash.
to the splash because now I'm feeling it. Wait, EG signature? What's EG? Evil jeans
is? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Dota 2 team. Um, it's actually a Starcraft 2 pro team.
True actually, that's how I know it. Now where is this motherfucker? We don't even
have that we know you have that that's stuck to someone who's just lying oh no
there's a name tag too like during the guitar solo fuck that's cinema whole
shit all right easy frag it how about an easy cram bit I'm not gonna lie bro I
I
What make make this one so insane it has to be on the case
Just type clear and then
Like if you're feeling risky, oh
You're feeling sussed out
Yeah, I mean it's fine to show it's just do the ones again I
Thought these can sometimes
Should I be if you stand it to our no no
Oh, yeah, like you could show your you could show your connects
If you reopen it
This is just so you have the space you're good here
My right
Oh my god, that was a nice one. That was a surprise you caught him by surprise
They did not know about that one low starts a low starts a low start master chief. Nice. Muda lock in you got this
Oh, yeah, it's low take it take over Muda. Okay, I'm going slow, bro. Ciao
Okay, how about a letter? How about a letter? No, I'll say a letter or not
It's okay
I'm really actually
Your business actually up noble thing. Okay, okay, okay?
Granbit perhaps. Oh, if you were a
No, it's not game. It's a B. I must it to be it's a B. Oh
My god, is you we already know
Please
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Imagine we see a nice little back
Fuck in some
Peace come on. It's my it's like what metal
It looked like an autofonics for a second right there. I missed it. I didn't see it
It's coming ready. Oh my god hold whoa
Oh
Stained stand Damascus bullshit
Hey, send it wrong. Oh
It's great pattern
Like that
The pattern is not bad
I think it's even upcharged cuz he's saying look at the face of it. It's all oh, oh wait on the place
That is nice. Can I borrow that?
Combine that with a white pair of gloves it's solid
I can't even cope any more arrow
And also an employee at value at the lock in and give us a fucking skin so bad planning on the collection
Nice, we do ends little up. Oh, yeah, the circle is yet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Easy
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I don't even see any of these listed.
No.
Man, these M9s have been really, really kind of cooking us a little key.
If somebody needs to get a bit of a sticker of chat, I don't know.
That's a one-on-one dick pattern, M9.
Damn.
Sticker.
Listen, go up, and it's the first one.
Alright, fuck it.
Is that one right there?
Yep.
What is that?
What is that?
I don't know who it is.
That one has two stickers.
That was a beautiful night. That's the best float one as well.
Really?
That M9.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, no, give me this.
Oh, uh, this one has a Butterfly knife as well.
Ooh.
Would that be high star or low star?
Ooh, I think, uh, I think it's high.
Bang! Uh...
Yeah. Oh my god.
It is a good day.
Yeah, it's high.
We actually do want a high one here.
Muda do a speech.
Muda speech time.
Speech time, maybe.
Guys, when life gives you a low star,
you play the next one's a high star.
Thank you.
It also gives you a K.
No, it's a G.
Oh my god.
It can still be an emerald!
Wait, I knew it was kind of like a giraffe.
Brother, what is that?
It looks like it opened my teeth.
Wait, this is the guffiest Maximus.
Oh my god, that's a rare one.
It really would be good if it wasn't green on the handle, I swear.
Not to the shadow diners, but the best.
Can the handles all be different colors?
Yeah, I think so.
No, I can't. I know that's just that's the law.
Jesus has a great handle Jesse the shadow daggers don't have any green on them on the
lore I know but it's shadow daggers though
Jesus man that's just sad so that sticker was not it unfortunately now now
Mudo what about you any sticker that jumps at you right there bro the heart
The heart the leaf the red yeah, bro, really for Canada. Why are you so sure that I don't get it?
I don't know last time. I know we got a Doppler this one. I'll put you I can smell them with this nose
Lee holy yes, the nose
Bang great, what do you think this is gonna be I?
I think it's gonna be the greatest knife we've ever laid eyes on
Do you want high star or low star?
No, low
Let her go
No, fuck the leather, no, fuck the leather, bro
You want me to undress it?
Yes, just edge, edge, edge, edge
Hey, hey, hey, whoa, oh my god
Whoa
Don't ever do that again, ex, do you understand me?
That was scary, bro
Do you know that?
Oh my god, what was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
see it too I saw why they're not going to like
could this be maybe five five
is that black bro
no it's not black bro
I like this one
not bad bro I think we're still
I mean the both stickers I chose were both profit
wait look at the pattern does it say anything
it says
wait it's fast
Look! Look! This is it!
Yeah, it is not. Wait!
No, I see B-S. No, I see B-S. I love that.
Look, it says there. There's the B at the top.
Look! VAS!
Where does it say VAS?
A?
S? B?
No, I see B. The top one's a B and then the second one's an S.
Yeah, that literally is a bus.
I don't know if I'm like stupid bro, I don't see fucking shit.
What do you guys think?
Yeah, you got it right the first time.
No, I see the V, I see the A and then the S is like it's vertical.
Okay, listen, no.
Yeah, I see that, I see that.
And then A.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, but what I see is reverse that.
So the top one to be whether you've had the a right of capital B
Yes, that's the beat delete the top bit
Okay
Yeah, and then the S bullshit B is this in slot
That's what it is bullshit bought there. That means the best that I mean some more. Yeah BS. Yeah BS pattern
but that's actually that's it's tacker that's it's tacker t a a so how much
people pay this one that's got to be a lot no but it's the boss BS pattern so
oh yeah no it's an FT yeah what about jumps that anybody just say ex what
don't you choose one though why don't you go through your heart I'm gonna go
I want to go with this. Bang!
Good call.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
What can you get from this?
Everything!
Same as the every other one.
It's M9's and Karambit's.
That's what we're hoping for.
We want low stars because it lets us know it's either an M9 or Karambit possible.
It's ready.
All right, I'll suck somebody right now. If it's a little stuff right now
Me I volunteer a tribute. All right. Oh, Jesse you can go first
Jesse's first
I think I need a letter. I need a letter. I don't I don't like this suspense. Oh
Me see a line straight line. Yes. Oh
Oh, oh
Flip again. Oh
Oh hell so lame so flipping lame give me a tip or just give me a tip. Let me just see the tip real quick
I'm still yeah, that's terrible. Oh, yeah, I like I like it. Yeah, I like it. I'll say I like it
What the fuck?
I personally like it.
I bet you that's good with those all black gloves, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, like an odd, like a meteor white rock, like.
That's like, that's like a, you load in and you get that skin low key.
I like it.
It's nice.
And I still like it.
I still like it.
$19.
You're obsidian pattern apparently.
Chats.
Chats.
Do the do the yellow the bat sticker there that sticker there that you have your hobbler below
Wait below one. Oh, they're back when I was Chinese though
All right do it it is should translate it see what it says check translate or Chinese please
Chinese guys Chinese please Chinese I'm taking a picture
Check you don't want to know oh, okay
That says
I used to learn Chinese on the linguo.
That's not bad though.
No, yeah, I didn't die linguo.
Here, this is what it says, this is what it says.
It's actually poetic.
I did die linguo on Chinese for like a month, so I saw a loquino, some of them.
It seems that people always like the opposite season.
Exactly.
Wait.
The leaf of the lotus only blooms best at the end
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None here
Yes, we already missed it it's at the middle of new item. It's here. It's here. There's a tip. No, I don't see a pixel
It's spittin' my mother!
You're trippin' on me. You're trippin'.
Okay bro, are we past flip or no?
No, no, yeah. It's a trickle view like next to the slide.
It would be right here.
I feel it.
Oh my god!
It's got a gambit. It's got a gambit.
No, no!
Okay, in four pixels, it could still be butt plugs.
No butt plugs in this.
Oh my god!
Wow that's a crab. Oh my god.
I told you I didn't tell you but in my head I told you guys. Oh it's a drop there.
It's beautiful. Bang! Oh wow. It's a god. Same place, same place. It is kind of whatever.
I don't mind it.
I think I'm going to say 1.3, 1.2.
But why is it so smoky though?
It's so smoky.
It's like any day.
Without 1400 bucks really good. What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that
Oh my god, it's the stuffing. Oh, wow that is really bad very dark, but why though? Why is doing that?
Well, it's like it's almost going into like do
That's my face one is the worst because it does that
Well, you try shake on so that's like a modern buggin
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Wait, you can sell things that high. Oh, yeah, they maxed out. Yeah, nice price
Give me another song. Give me a
What is that?
I got you.
Holy.
Yeah, do it.
They should make you an alien in one of the Star Wars movies.
Like, I don't care.
One in my head or nothing.
One of the ones.
Yeah, oh.
Jesse, do your best alien voice.
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Good luck
What in the fucking Lord of the Rings yeah, yeah
What in the hell is that?
I'm gonna test my speakers.
Yeah, we're about to go into war.
What did he just say?
Beggar is dead now.
All right, I linked you the wrong version my bad.
Love home mate, it's love!
Oh that's insanely low.
Lowest of the day.
Hold on, we'll do the next one.
Don't show us the tip yet.
Oh
That
That's really far up there
Oh
No
You are pirate black beads knife here. This is the
It has it has fungus on it. It's fungus
Like what
But if they make a laundry, it's like cell division. What is this shit?
Was that you?
You want to get a bad fucking knife, bro. I floaters
I got another I got a better song. Let me see
It's still about my 100 bucks. Yo, why don't we just throw on my bro throwing like some Alpenheimer
okay go now we do a fucking bomb here at the bottom at the bottom not to get a
karambit this yeah I think so
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Square oh, whoa, whoa, I do that
Industries a plus plus B squared equals C squared
I know that
Yeah, how does it all this?
Don't make sense now
Wait, wait, wait
There's no hope
What's the best thing you can get out of the top thoughts about learn
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Oh God fuck it
Discord mute or something. I mean guys is that not good
Nobody's in cheer for this
I really went into a pod thing.
I was trying to open up a box, it would be good.
Bro, the knife isn't bad.
Why is it shaped like that?
Like, I don't know.
Like, it's just very dull.
It's very dull.
There's no tip.
There's no tip.
Why?
You think we could get just your voucher, maybe just
one good knife, maybe?
I mean, these are like racism shirts.
Maybe just one time?
Yeah.
How much?
Okay, GG.
I mean, we had a few good ones, right, guys?
I mean, yeah, bro.
We had a lot of dopplers.
You had a career that pulled 2.2.
Black, last one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Translate's there?
One.
20 symbol dots.
I didn't do this in the same thing, it was just.
I mean, it says April 22nd, 2026, best unboxing.
What?
What is he about that?
Wait, that's today.
They need to take that.
Like, it looks like it.
I didn't know we were going to open it today, though.
Wait, what the fuck?
I didn't know.
I free trial expired on chat GBT, I can't track.
It actually says happy 20th birthday.
May you be happy every day.
And then they sold it.
Never get rid of this skin.
Keep it for life.
It's why we have to destroy it.
Um, now play this.
Okay.
Oh, no time for caution.
Well, how do you know that?
Because, bro, come on, let's go.
Yo, can I tap the little game?
Tap them, tap them.
Yes, that song thing that listens to them.
BOOM!
Wait, actually, no.
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Now, what is the next sticker?
Oh my god.
Oh!
What?
What's next to you?
what's this new saw above the fire with the blue frost fire top wait a minute
is there some collusion that happened wait wait wait they've been a stickers
it's from the same collection they look the same that's why
No, I'm just sick and tired of getting bad knives.
That's why we have to open this one up.
Oh, I almost wanted to say, why not?
If that's what you feel, you must.
Bro, bro.
When it's time to go while you just know it.
Thank God.
God, fucking God.
Yeah, I'm glad, yeah.
On this song is crazy though.
That was like, yeah, really?
That was the top one?
Can you go to the last one, the last trade-up?
What, is that?
No, no, I mean, that was at the top of the stack.
Can you go to the bottom of the stack?
Maybe it's at the very end.
Yeah.
Bang, this?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Wait, does this speak to you?
Yeah.
I'll trust it.
Hello?
What's up?
Yeah.
Uh, yeah, bro.
Uh, it's taking you a long time to get my food, bro.
Is everything okay?
Yeah.
You ordered food from B-Chassan?
Oh my god.
What?
He told you B-Chassan?
Sorry?
I mean like, you ordered from Burger King or you ordered from...
No, no, no, no, no, bro. Chipotle, Cassata.
Okay. Actually, I got two order from DoorDash.
One from Burger King, one from Cassareto.
So you'll take both.
I received the first order. It took so long time.
Now I have this, you know, to Cassareto get your order.
Then I'll come to you.
Okay. Oh, my God.
Okay, bro. Drive safe, bro.
Yeah, actually, I don't know. Actually, it's all, you know...
okay okay yeah just get to him get to him fuck it he's still keep it
i mean i don't even under it it's all good bro uh okay drive safe bro take care uh yeah
see you soon thank you thank you yeah my food's gone bro i'm gone my food's gone
yeah bro bro just let me keep it i don't know bro brother brother there's no way you don't
you don't hold a party but there's no way you don't hold a party well and that's what you get
for calling me fat I talk about me being fat and I had to talk to the food
guys yes but it's you can wait it flashed check it flashed
He has new textures as well.
It's a little star I know for a fact.
Oh, it's definitely a high, but I mean, so you get skeleton back from Ruby.
Skeleton Ruby?
Yeah, it's like, I'm so confused.
So at what point would the skeleton ruby be at, uh, Arrow?
It would be straight in the middle, uh, Disney high end.
It's a little below new item.
Yeah.
A little bit below new item, okay, let's go.
Skeleton, skeleton, skeleton.
Let's see that pointy tip.
if you can now otherwise it's a G
oh oh I see him oh my god wait no that's me it's blue that's the leto still
leto possible good one no no that's not a lot of way blue what is that what is
that wait is that's the little very thin that's really cool no what's the
imprisonment here maybe black parole black parole no oh it's all like that
though yeah but it's all that's still good
why is someone like that yellow though oh Jesus Christ
hey guys like every night I think I've said I like every night
oh you're a humble guy I just like this I just like this game in general
I just have to be there. Small loss. Small loss.
Like even the bad guys though, they're still on my hook, you know?
Because they're just all legendary.
Oh my god, look, my food's not on my list. It's not coming, bro.
See, I think you meant this one.
Yeah, that one, that's the one I meant.
Yeah. Good choice my boy.
Now what inspires you?
When the sun comes up in the morning, it brings me joy to know that the earth is still spinning
at 5200 kilometers per hour.
That's true isn't it?
No man, fact checkers.
5200 kilometers an hour, brother, you fucking start flying, no?
That's 1.6 miles per hour.
There's gravity man, gravity.
Yeah, true, hold on.
What if we let the chat react?
And we don't look at the main screen now?
Thoughts on that?
OK.
Oh, true.
We just stare at chat.
That's actually very smart.
It's very smart.
Okay, I'm gonna get, um, cool mine, uh, sticker.
Wait, is this the wrong one?
Wait, it's not, it's not match.
No, but it's alone though.
Oh yeah, where are the rest?
What the fuck?
I think they're down, they're down.
That was weird, that was scary.
I remember that, I remember that.
I can't stop you, bro, because you're gonna get something to hide.
Hide everything somehow.
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Alright.
All the way down this way.
Nobody's chat.
Nobody's chat.
Nobody's chat.
Are we all closing our eyes?
I stopped watching.
We're only looking at chat only.
Alright, I'm gonna look at chat.
I'm gonna look at chat.
I'm gonna look at chat.
I'm gonna look at chat.
Nobody's chat.
Okay.
Go.
Come on.
Come on.
Chat.
This is the day.
Chat, don't mind.
Here.
Go.
Go.
This is the day.
One will bang
What is it? What is it? What is it?
They're doing LeBron dunks
O's
I think that's why I think oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
They're saying oh my god. They're saying actual blue jambies is little ever is a little
I'm looking I'm looking
Oh! That's insane!
Phase 4!
They call this a blue zone.
It looks like a really, really clean Max blue Phase 4, by the way.
Yes, we buy a little bit.
What?
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Hey, hey, hey! We pulled a really nice knife.
Oh
That's a phase three my fault
Yeah, anything's the purple here is that a no
And he called it at the bottom there, see that?
I like this knife and I just like this game in general.
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I actually thought it was a current but Jesse said that acting good job. Yeah. Yeah, well, I swear got me
I actually swear you got it. Awful.
Well, it's terrible. Because I thought he was so excited that he wasn't doing the game of 2-2-1 Liar.
That's how good it was, you know what I mean?
Like you skipped the game.
Yeah.
So I thought we actually had it.
I think I needed a Greek there.
So that's what I've been.
So it's that end?
That's what I've been.
Thank you.
I just thought the reason Greek wasn't excited is he didn't know.
Like he didn't know it was good.
Yeah.
All right.
Nice one.
How about this one?
This time false full cam
We react to it and and those were to chat
Okay
Playing every version of them down. I like that
We get the content and they don't perfect
So it's like off-screen and it's kind of hard mode because there's a lot of people in the call
So it's like how can we all lie at the same time? No
and your quiz
Is the what we're doing with an extreme off?
Yeah
your stream off
I was
Fucking shit fucking potion up and motherfucker
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Okay, Muda folk him
Because we don't want to add him to one three two one
bang oh
Oh, okay, that's pretty good. No, nobody's gonna buy it. I think it's not good enough. This is awful
It's not bad that's cram bit
Yeah, but it's the worst caramba in the game. Oh, you already should now just let me like be a little bit longer now
No, no, it's so dog shit. I'm not I wasn't in the mood to sell it
You know, I mean like it was just so good at least I think it was I was awful sure
But this is awful like what is this? Oh, I like it
I didn't want to do the acting, but this is just lame.
I think the chat just knows what I'm lying about.
That's the thing.
Really?
I didn't think you were lying.
Oh, the science into my eyes reflection.
I like that.
Yeah, because your eyes are so, like,
beautiful and sparkly.
Thank you.
Yes.
Nothing to this song.
Well, we did just so nice to everyone today.
Except for fucking me, bro.
I was just hugging an alpha.
I just said, I just said,
Never always be you and never change. That's a good idea. I like your nose. I think it's a cool
Okay, well, I don't like that
There's people that are tall you have like a tall nose, which is cool. Hmm. Yeah
At least I can lose weight you can ever
way easier to face. Holy, holy. Listen. I don't know. Noses like aren't a big, I think
noses. Different noses. If you were a Pokemon, Muda, if you were a Pokemon, Muda, you'd be
nose pass. Google it. Google nose pass. Yeah, now you're gonna be apples in that.
Yeah, is there not, is there not anyone? Yeah, there's, I'm pretty sure there isn't
even a big one. Robo pass. Robo pass. You are Robo pass. I am Nose pass. Pick
a probo pass oh my god yeah that's you bro that actually looks like you too look
wait that literally looks like you what is that what is that i don't know what it is i don't know what it is
I
Actually got no before so now watch this bang. Oh my god
This one just felt weird it's just yeah, I mean like
Like I didn't change the universe in a way it all it did was it made the rich richer? That's all this felt like
This is all this one felt like to me.
This is creepy.
This is nice.
This is nice when I know it.
I say low 9%.
Oh, 12 minutes.
There it is.
Oh, how long does it take?
Nice and low.
Oh, a high, high star.
It's all good.
Tell it, bro.
That thing is shit.
Keep a little nil up there, bro.
Yeah, and we haven't had one skeleton.
I know it's not skeleton.
I know it's.
Oh, I can't get a skeleton.
When you guys manifest not felt and you're not need a certain to manifest
Yeah, you think the knife already exists back there, you know, we create it out of love
Wow key record UG could be good. Don't be a Ruby though
Ruby
Nope, I create I created this. Oh my god. I know what it is. It's fucking terrible. There you go
I like this though, I do, I do love this.
Oh my god, at the end of the stream, we'll find one that Jesse doesn't like.
What the fuck, that's my Burger King paycheck back there.
That's fucking straight ass.
Wait, what is this?
Alright, so next sticker, Jack.
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Thought two people in a row safe phase
Yeah, I didn't see one
Miss liquid but it sucks
Okay, this one will do that. Okay. Let's have a do this one. Yeah, but liquid is a face
We'll pick an imposter
I'll pick an imposter only one person is
is uh gonna lie and the rest of us will
or way that doesn't work.
Yeah.
Two imposters.
Oh yeah, what about, okay, you know how to react though.
Oh!
Okay, you have to stick all of them.
If it's one person, just says it.
So, no, I mean no because what if it's, what if it's three, like,
better, like it would be easier to tell.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
I don't know. There's a way to play in posture with this. I'm just not smart enough
Okay, I'll look only Greek only me nice don't react
them. I won't react. Ready? Go. Don't show your shadow, otherwise they're gonna spoil it.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, show your shadow, because they're gonna steal my string as well.
I'm fucking brain dead. Ready? Ready? Ready? Go. Run! So, what do you want to say?
give us give us okay on give us um the vibe like is it is it good bad super but
like leave us a number out of ten just say it okay let me just okay let me give
you the vibe it might give it away completely okay don't do that in just
say okay forest no I love jungle how was that the vibe
Bro, this is a tiger in the forest. Yeah, everyone's
Okay, why are you guys being mean to me man? They're not in the forest
How do they do that talk as well? How can we even have even had the one model one time? Like where the square where the
Are you up or down?
Actually
up. Okay, how do we ask some questions?
All right. Okay, we'll do the terrorist line. All right, let
only look and then we ask any questions. Okay, why not?
We could also have one of us get it and then have to draw it
out and paint. Really?
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Yeah
But it nobody look nobody look and ask me questions. I have your face. I would look
Bang
Bye, what do you use? What do you use this nice?
Like like I am in the game in the game. What do you use it?
No
Man of expensive taste, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it a bright color?
Technically.
Oh, God.
Okay.
This is so mean.
Is it something you would find on, you know,
Arrow US?
Good.
Would you use it to cook food?
I guess, yeah, I would what you put on your ass I
Would not put this in my eyes
There's the plugs, I mean, let's get it
What'd you put this in your bag on a camping trip?
Actually, yeah, I would I bring this life
Oh
Man
No matter is cool, I just don't like that the mask
Jesus Christ
I
Like it
Guys I don't really like guy but can I do the one to do it now like yeah, everyone closes their eyes
Sure
Okay, no reaction alright no reaction
No reaction like I think if you breath in and hold it
So it's not as I won't you don't breathe
Like we're in their reaction
Don't breathe
Hi, so
Star wait, wait, wait, since Muda doesn't have like no, have you played CS a lot or not?
Yes, yes, yes, there's a color on the rainbow. It's happy
What are the time? What are the time? What are the times of color?
No
Yes, it's a vanilla. Yes, and I'm and I'm gonna
Is it no foot knife, okay? I'm gonna guess a rambit of vanilla
No, oh my god. Oh god. Oh
Still vanilla is that anything that's a good guess. Yes, it is a thing
No, no.
Uh, is it like, is there a-
Let's go with your gut feeling.
Corrembic arc ticket.
Oh, it's a gut knife vanilla?
Oh, hell no.
What up?
Have some open guys, please.
Oh my god.
No. That's bad.
No.
That's bad, man.
I'm sorry.
three thousand though
at the end of the day
i could see it with some knives
oh my god
that's gotta be the lowest one we've gotten so far today
right or no
um
maybe the boreal forests
if i ask them to chat, let's be honest
they're just spoilers
alright ask me questions
Are you hungry?
Yes food is on the way. Oh
Actually, oh actually no it isn't I forgot
Before go on then. I'm ready
Yeah, I was looking I okay Jesse no
Yeah, I'll look no don't swole though
No, I'm not I'm not gonna lie
But you're a question thing right? Yeah
Yeah. Okay. Question. Question.
Alright. One more question. Ready?
No. How about you do it on paint?
Yeah. Okay. Alright. Got you.
Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready?
I must be ready. You only get to watch it for 3 seconds.
I'm gonna... Okay.
Ready?
Wait. You want me to share my screen?
No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
And paint it. Okay.
Let me put this over here.
Oh, no. You should check it out and look at it.
Yeah
No, they should be a love
Mumbra, okay. Oh, oh, I thought you meant look at my screen. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. So I'm gonna
Okay, I'm gonna full camera. I'm gonna hide my eyes
You can look at it for like three seconds. Yeah, buddy. Yep. Yeah, I think we'll come
Mm-hmm. We'll come three two one
bang
That sounded good
Yes, though
Okay, here we go.
Go, open my eyes, go!
Drive, drive, drive!
Hold on!
No way! Stop, you're drawing.
Oh my god.
Perampit?
Okay, oh, make it red, make it red!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Let me just share my screen so I can tell you this.
Bang.
Cause I'm on the wrong screener.
W.
It's a good drawing, Axe.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, once I saw the hole, I got it.
Wait, for memory, that was good.
Hold on.
You should have done the gut thing, and then we would have thrown us off.
Mmm.
Yeah, it's shit.
Jesus Christ, that's like, nice, awesome, almost.
Peace for a red, not spelling.
That wasn't even a joke.
We have like four left.
I'd look for what trade?
Yep.
Alright, great cast to draw now.
Ready?
Here's your draw.
Wait, really?
Alright.
Then, um...
Let's open it, open it, open it, like classic, bang.
Okay, low star, low star, easy.
We already know this.
Banks, banner.
Let's get back into the M9s.
Okay, do I turn to draw?
Letter.
You want me to draw?
Letter.
Oh.
Okay, I'm back if you want me to draw it.
Did you get it?
Did you get it, you got it?
Yeah.
After this.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I
Another that's the third one. It's a better of them though. Okay, let me draw one
Everybody look away
Sorry, sorry, let's say what do I draw it right in the right?
Yes, screen share right now pain
So we all force me to for you again. Oh no, you're the full screener, right? I
don't look
Next put the console over it close the console and then do it and then open up your console so it's hidden for us. Oh
One of them that
Like close it now when you open a knife. Yeah, you'll close the console and then let you see and then open it up
Yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna forget it
But it sure that then the service. Okay, buddy. I open now
now. Watch my screen. Are you looking at it? You know. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I got it.
Okay
All right, go ahead
Okay
Okay, well we can use fucking dinosaurs shut up. Okay. Let me draw fuck destroying
Okay
Colors
Really portion. Okay, you ready?
It's dry poor play we get a man. We get it. It's cool. Yeah, bro
Is that got nice for us go, okay, I gotta do it on the father food buddy. Okay, ready. This is it. This is the knife
Hey
It's a stiletto.
It's a magic wine from Barabada.
It's a stiletto.
It's a stiletto.
Oh, slip knife.
Let me do the colors on it.
It's a stained flip knife.
Why am I drawing white?
do doesn't even feel like a foot right what the fuck is he trying oh no there's
no yellow it bro you have the worst fucking like what the fuck what the
fuck is that bro right that's your rust rust nice okay like that that's it
that's the knife oh mate I'm not gonna draw anymore if you guys are gonna
just be mean to me what the fuck
that we what what the fuck is he doing I was making fun of me drawing like fuck off me
you spent this time on the poop where it's actually scorched it is good though it's good
though that drawing though did you not guess it the drama that you okay but I don't know
why you wouldn't give it this the curves it has it's I tried it looks like a stick
a straight stick
I I tried
yeah
all right well I mean
okay hold on
I know for a fact this sticker here
is gonna be a low star I have to go for it
I know it's low star and I know it's rabbits
I know it I know it
feel it then you must show us a K show what's a K
here comes a guy's here comes so easy and Karamba straight line G
oh my god yeah I mean the Baptist ways actually
fucking locked in and then the office and then there's just giving me dog
shit the symbol dropper is the column you get the scrantons
look everyone tells you what a way to draw wait it's impossible
look at one
wait what do you mean what do you mean where to draw
I know you drive
All right, I think I'm just gonna get lose again. It's over with fuck you guys
Fuck I didn't know I literally didn't want to I just want to see a nice little max win
Two standards in there with all the weather the telephone game
What you could do a quick draw quick draw, you know when you like do it faster, too
to the boom
Yeah, oh my god, hold on
You should feel it. Let's just get the vibe up first. Okay. We've had three bad knives in a row
It's get the smacks in real quick. Low star. We already know this
Nice now, it's a straight line G if it's a fucking G. I swear
It would be Greeks fault. Okay, nice. I think it's ever
It's M, it's M, unless...
Oh my god!
Okay, that's okay.
That's okay.
It's a B.
That's grambit.
No.
That's grambit.
Okay, okay.
Come on, finally.
This is why we're here.
Eat up a little bit here.
Been here all night.
Let's get something.
Can't it's a mess what we came for
It's gonna be much lower choice right just like the back
My god, that's a black pearl is it
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Whoa.
Whoa.
No, it's severe.
Yeah.
Whatever looks like a mobile phone.
I can see 19.
That could be good.
That could be good.
Fire nice.
Holy, you see the second one.
You did that.
It's good.
It's good.
It's a popsicle failure.
What would that be?
That's weird.
Jack, this is good.
We should be happy.
We should be happy.
We should be happy.
We should be happy.
We should be happy.
We should be happy.
We should be happy.
It's good we should be happy. We're back out of the slums.
Well it's not a good knife, right?
Like this is the place I live in. It's like no colors.
It's just...
Piss an ice, bro.
Yeah, it's piss ice.
But no, no, but it has all the worst of the color.
It has none of the good...
You know what I mean?
I like that. I like that.
Oh yeah.
Me too.
It's a quick 1000...
you
you
you
you
you
Like the knife.
i was agreeing
that's the the the the the least expensive at the time
simon dork and it's
literally an accident and that's lost and i'm actually fucking done
i wish i got to draw that
we have only
Dalman it's a it's a it's something different the guy who teleports no it's not it's not
all men it's all men it's a I don't know I just thought it looked cool is that a
valor thing it's a valerant character yeah I know you're right it's um it's just
that well there's another picture though it's a it's a profile trimmer
I
Wait
We know it's either or we know it's either or
I
Got to be okay
That's the cave I'm it even the cave I'm it. Oh, but what is the S though?
No
It's a man of s though. Listen, it's a two out of three though. It's a few other people like a cake
We know it's not a change. I know
I'm not a man, I can only be Flipper.
No, I thought it wasn't.
I can still be M9.
No, I can't.
No, look at the screen.
This is only Flipper.
It's the biggest knife.
Only Flipper or a Kremitz.
Oh no.
It's a freaking shit.
Oh no.
It's a freaking shit.
We should have just looked at the letter this year.
Oh god.
Wait.
Wait.
wait wait it's a lore no legendary golden knife
legendary golden knife what the f**k
i mean i i hate it yeah but i don't like lords
you don't like lords i think this looks like shit
it doesn't it looks like a saber-toothed bone
they they they they tell him in f**king minus three million pre-bc like f**k
this shit i think it's fresh
what oh my god no shit Jesus quite as awful
do you guys think it's possible to see us like a head and knife never been
released one one trillion chance to get it you know what has it ever been
or is that like yeah no i mean it's all there is a one of one knife though
or the ghost that was glitched into the game the no-star
was that the ghost uh i mean that one was like from the whole
old halloween update but there's a no-star current bit that was given by
steam support and it has no star on it
where we're like low high star that one has no star
where we're one of the ghosts on how many goes are there
none that was just in the files so nobody ever has gotten the ghost or
no it was like it was from a halloween update but you couldn't get it you
couldn't buy you can unbox it oh
bang oh my god just look at it I think
you just look at that was all right
all right on some pbm shit but I mean
this motherfucker oh lord oh that's a
forest on the ones just to get quick
that like six nine look at the pattern
it doesn't look bad though yeah because
M9? M9? She's so good in channel.
That's just...
That has to be one of the worst...
Oh, wow. That is really bad.
This has to be one of the worst priced M9 as well.
I mean, these are like match losses, you know?
Out of that style.
Yeah, that's it. We only have two more.
Is it bad to like too many things?
No, but it makes the...
The light is it's gonna
Like water down with evidence
So I just like literally everything and I keep forgetting that it's a joke and just saying
mmm
What do you guys smell out of this one
Metal probably can't smell shit where you took it all up. What come on? It smells like
Like paper almost like you know, we would do a string of letters. How about we just go straight knife? No letter
What do you mean? Okay, so for now or shut up. No, no, no down down down down
Yeah, my mic bug
But you know just take your time bro, we only have two left. Wow 41 months get a cool nice. Nice. I I manifested I'm manifested right now
X a nice karambit behind this
Deep down, I think we all know it's a karambit too. I just don't want to say anything
That's that's what I was I was feeling lucky
You know
Just like that
And what a prediction
That prediction when you know that's the bayonets
Yeah, we'll pass it
And we're here good. Nope. Oh, it's red. Um, wait, it's red though
It's tronic it's tronic it's tronic it's a ruby dude
It's not red on the tip though on the auto trunk isn't red tip wait
Marble thing
No, no, that is
That's Ruby Red. No, it's going to blue. It's going to blue. It's going to blue. It's going to blue.
Don't be Marvel Fade. Don't be Marvel Fade.
No!
It's so ruined. That's like the worst like fucking you man.
You know what you need to do? You need to flip the tip next time. Like flip around the tip.
Yeah, we can do that.
Really?
Jesus fucking dog shit Christ.
I mean you win some you lose some but I mean it seems like these days it's just losses looking.
I mean we have one more left though.
The one.
Uh oh, uh oh.
Careful.
Hold on a minute here.
Not that Chintiko's fire.
Oh no.
Hold up.
Nice.
Oh that was better.
Hold on, hold on.
That could be Yale.
Yeah get rid of the worst one and throw everything in.
I mean, you could, but like,
let me just do it how we scheduled it, you know?
Yeah, let's just put it on the table, yeah.
Okay, can we bust the ball on this one or something?
Or no?
Well, you can hear this.
I'm gonna say it's $4,000.
Wait, I hear that?
Yes, sir.
You have it screen share and counter strike
instead of your whole bus stop.
Now we, oh wow, we're hearing it.
Wow.
Oh my God.
This is what we were missing from Act 1.
Act 1 is way different over here on this.
Yeah!
Sad, depressed, but now we're happy.
I know Justin's gonna like this one.
I know that.
I just know baby boy.
Oh my Jesus
Passed the money and that's passed and that's mine. Could we right here?
They're full of paracord
No, it's forced I think it's forced
You can also zoom in with your mouse phone.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, give me another, maybe, one minute.
Another maybe what like 30 days? What do you see L? So like 50 60 70 trade-ups
Give me another 55
Okay, you don't play games there. Oh, I'll order them now. No, I gotta go. I have to go practice like some CS
No, there's there's a land on Sunday
I got a crack with the team. Okay, if you're bad online you're bad online like what are you talking about?
I'm not bad online
You suck at it. I'm hot in the game like two hours on it and like fucking random shit
I let you win. I let you win. I
Let you win to up your ego after you got exposed for cheating
Okay, one legit win. I mean literally when I was 15 years old though like come on
if we had you were playing got the phones we said arrow right give it I do draw
a guy eating a bug or guy opening a case nobody would draw you planks yes you
know I mean
you don't need to draw it
only but get out bro get out that was aura get out let anyone tell you
otherwise I can't get the fuck out of here that hit that hit arrow all right
I'm gonna take him out.
Alright, peace out guys.
Make it, make it, make it.
Good news is, now we have four.
Oh, I signed up.
Good news is, it's five and Greek has been silent for the last 35 minutes.
So I'm growing my dinosaur, give me a break.
A.K. being A.K.
I'm on a rock. A.K. yes.
Uh, wait, what is that?
He brought up Pizza Hut.
Oh, that was my mentor yet?
Is it worth that much?
Let's let that add in.
So how many of us will check this out?
How much does work now?
When is it refreshed?
You guys want to play a game while I eat my food?
I love to play a game.
I said, every time I talk, they all do the Grekkymilk.
And I'm not having.
I'm not starting.
You're trying to refresh it now?
You know, is that sound cool?
I would absolutely drag my balls all across your nose which would be about a mile long of drag.
Okay, let's do it for some force and force and force and force and force if you're so confident
Wait, I wanted to play rock. I guess they both wait this girl keeps calling me give me a sec
Yo, I'm busy streaming. I can't I don't have time for you and send all right. We're good
Oh, you know, I actually do like the vibes in nighttime streaming guys
by the way didn't mention vibes I'm the vibe guy buddy
man you'll play chat chat chat give me a good meme chat I've got some guys not
listening at all
the donor wall now
the dollar wall guy speaking to the voices in this air
No, yeah, they're also basic, okay.
Let me go on Gex on Discord and I'm gonna type it, DEATH.
Uh, no good ones, I'm telling you.
Use this. But this is a video though.
You guys ever like think about your ex and say like damn what could have been and then it never happened?
No. No. No.
Wani, okay. I can see you. I can see you watch for you.
Dude, are you serious, Muda?
Sorry.
Muda, we killed you, man.
No, I didn't involve it in the way I said it.
Nah, for real. Why did you even bring that up?
Nah, why the fuck did you even bring that up?
I
Greek would you like a player in high school, bro
Would you mean no?
No, I got play I got play back in the day, but I've sort of like calmed down a little bit
I'm looking for a wife
Yeah, I mean I had my days when I was getting playing shit
I'm not a good GIF.
What the f***ing player are you playing with?
Donald's f***ing player?
You don't know how I go about it.
It's crazy the way I move when I'm with women.
Yeah, I was f***ing playing with the Happy Meals, bro.
I move crazy.
My wrist is in my...
What GIF?
What GIF are we talking about?
Bro, you don't you f***ing dare.
Holy shit dude.
Don't you fucking dare.
Alright, that's Grag 2 Valley.
No way.
That's Grag.
That's Grag and that's fucking Grag.
Yeah, it's kind of refreshing to be insulted, but it's not like a high-fielder insult
when you're playing a game and you've been in so little while, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, you know what I mean?
It almost feels like a compliment.
When you're playing a game, it's something that insults you, but it's not.
You didn't go hard.
You know what I mean?
It's not a finish.
I wish you knew what I'm talking about.
Which I doesn't know.
What do you mean?
Ball, right?
No, I mean, like...
Go ahead and explain yourself.
If you do really bad, so to say, all or this, all or this, all or this, all
It's whatever, it'll go super hard, maybe you're gonna slur, right?
But if you do it, if you do it like, okay, some guys like that, man, that was trash.
It feels good.
Yo, what is this video?
Get out!
I think you mean that it's good when somebody's like, like, honest and not like, laid
about, like...
Are you?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Can you explain that again?
What are you going down for?
So what are we going to do then?
Right, so me and X versus the other two in here are the Jesse eats.
If I like that I'm probably...
You feel fucked. I mean, I just...
I just have to end it, but I'm done.
I'm just gonna just have fun.
X what's up ask ask a way
What?
I had a guy for a guy who's um
And some maybe like a guy was like, you know good-looking
Nice good all games. I thought follow you
six-two
Say one more actually well, I don't
Even though I want to say the meaning of that I don't say that I think it's disrespectful
Okay, okay, okay, so
Like I don't know how do I like trust you guys take your word for that you're six to
You're like you're like six one
Yeah, I'm like six one and a half unfortunately six one in the three quarter ever since
Oh
Did you show that pit that thing that I said in discord?
He's in point of rust so
And arc Raiders, I mean I mean wait that is that AI or no that I should real
This is a picture of the most cheerful arm player
Which I think is nothing bad. I
mean
Chance we forgot August 12th, we forgot Yellowstone. We forgot El gardener
Well, I need stop those jokes
To support larger groups will increase the member limits on group chats. However, your community averaged 287 active members per day.
Um, no.
You see.
Wait, he just dissed people for no reason at all. That's so kappa.
That's so good.
That's a true story.
Greg always sends like Facebook memes.
This is what you're thinking of most new posts.
What is the timeline of this?
like new members 600 like counts 50k likes crazy so what is he saying average of 200 members
wait look at that average of 280 active members
that makes this look at all
I guess, I guess, what is an active member?
I think he's just trolling.
Anyway, I mean, all there is on Twitter is Vox and the one person that says, yo, actual
humans in my shit and they go, nope, nobody does it.
it's just it's so cringy like dude it like these these movies are leave the
live blood because it's a high density of actual users and they're getting rid
of it for some dog shit bottom trash that's crazy I can't you know I'm a
coach with no names you're sure I have to leave my whole dinosaur pack if I
do that wait can I do it wait no I didn't do that was a game
I'm scared of that
Grape doesn't play games anymore he just steps on a rock
Wait
It's funny because last night I was a victorious one so
Cap
Yeah and the most like fucking weird
The most cap, the most capo capo
I mean, Brobless is Bro, I outbrode everybody in this lobby, so...
And I don't know... Dude, if you can't beat me, X, you might as well not burst Soda.
Because... Yeah, it's just GG.
No, say something that you think is truthful. One time.
Dude, listen, listen, listen. I'm a better gamer than you.
Oh, we're gonna... Why are we gonna ever do this?
No, I am, I am, I am.
Yeah, I've never done a Brobless in a production, though.
I'll say have you guys ever done a bro vs bro, X in green?
Yeah, well we pretty much did one last night on that one.
No, no, no, you have to like solidify it as a-
Yeah, but we don't do that because he's too scared, because the game's like-
Oh, you gotta text the sign.
Like I say, like let's play Rust.
Have the next one be one in Rust right now, kid.
See, okay, okay, okay. Now, I'm gonna show I'm about to show you
That's gonna make everybody go wild hold on actual you
You will say it bro. This is bro, right?
But the reality is that none of them are actually bros is wrong because I have to tailor the games
To you and all the other guys I did the bros, but the only real bros is wrong with me something like me and soda because
It's actually all games. It's all hands-on deck. You can throw anything in there. Boom. We're jumping in
That's a real bro. What that's cap we really played so many game that first one be one thing that was you get to pick games
I get to pick games and if they were to one-sided we wouldn't put them in there
Yeah, yeah, but because because you don't play that many games what?
Yeah, yeah, I do. Okay. Okay. I beat you in in MOBAs
RTS I beat you in what else the first one you got smoked bro
You did! You literally did!
I had to play only linear FPS for you, because you're a bitch-ass.
Our first one? No. We played, um...
No. That's not true. Hold on, let me check.
Alright, so, um, okay. So, trying to come as excellent from dinner, soonish, right?
Right probably like an hour or two. We could do five man games or four men agree because he's playing a dinosaur shit bullshit trash
So then we could do we could do co-names
We did dot dot dot
Yeah, let's do code names, but I checked it Tetris battles. What is code name tricky towels eight ball pool drag-a-ball fighters
CS rounds worms spy party
bomb party ultimate chicken horse hyper jam rocket leak that's a good set okay
lobby's games are for you what yeah you win your ass motherfucker yes I mean
no trim on the plate golf golf with friends I just bring in but I want to
listen listen next time I play games you are turn it down a bit
I'll have more fun. I'm a little bit too competitive
When you play games they turn their brains off so that they don't get infected by your
They get infected talk about my 30 viewers like that ever again. Yo, yeah, you have
Thousands of fans that love you. You just don't love them. So it's like giving shit on
Says you honestly, I want to play I want to play something fun you guys can figure it out from here
Well, I would like, what's the reason we're not hopping on a rock league for a little bit?
Because the game is, for us, we've played it too many times, right, Ulcer?
It's kind of like a background AFK podcast game, you know what I'm saying?
I see, I see.
That's our chill arm.
For you, it's fresh. For me, it's not.
Okay.
Plus, why do you just want to smurf on us, bro? I saw you play.
No, no, no. Okay, we don't need to do that, then.
It's a very eventful day.
Bro's literally a freestyler.
Yeah, he does a lot.
I'm done eating so now you have my full attention. It's time. Let's get it.
What about all that dessert? Did you get dessert? No, thank you. But I will say
Chipotle guacamole is just so fire that I hope they don't put any additives in it
because that would be terrible. I eat a lot of it.
I'm just gonna say it live here and I said it before. Chipotle sucks.
Listen listen listen listen listen how does this how does your pot a food tastes old when they make it fresh?
It doesn't even make sense like
Stay what so it can't be in a in an uber for 20 minutes
Otherwise it completely decandles the potatoes and then it gets no the chicken the chicken is moist and nice
And they by contrast the chicken will dry out when it when it starts to sit around
Like you get it and it gets dry real quick bitch
You literally ring McDonald's and tell them to
Make sure they forget get your sauce next order like they're gonna remember you you're the most delusional person
I've ever met in my life. This guy rings up McDonald's and says you missed my
My sources can you make sure to put it in next time and they're like sure like they're gonna remember you their order
When they have like thousands of people turn over like like
Your garbage disposal, but all you do is fucking okay. Let's mess you go to for you go to fucking McDonald's. Yeah, hello Gregory
Yeah, bro. You know what?
Yeah, oh he's fat. Sorry. I wasn't chose me. He's fat
What are you playing?
What is, what is he's fat?
It means like he's right, but he's fat
Somebody, well bill not made that somebody in the offline chat one man bill the guy who made it, you know bill the mancraft
Well, uh, they said dude the fingers the wrong way round and he's been stressing out about the finger like for like he's right
He's right. He's right
I do go next
He's been stressing about this finger god
Installing what are you gonna do? You can't force them to fucking buy jump like Odens
heard that I can't I'm in the fight right now. We don't care bro
Greek what?
Alta for
The boys are gaming bro, and we're gonna wait for you to sit on a fucking rock
Great great you say I'm fighting it while you are literally breaking the server rules
You guys stack a bunch of big and you're healing doing nothing like it's I'm fighting right now
a rock but a flying fucking dragon it can jump while others cannot and what
everybody does work for you and you would die if you were alone and not no
sniping like you're trash I'm screen set he was gonna stop playing he's like
let me play this one more day and then I'll lock in look at the screen
still on a rock at the screen share we're taking down an alo as we speak
look check it lock in look let my boys are just pouncing on him right now
he's going to the water so he can knock him off wax on him right now
See the shit?
Uh, Alon, is he showing flesh already?
X Greek will call me to play games and he'll just share his screen and play the IOM, we'll
never play a game the entire time.
He just sits on a rock.
Uh, yeah, this guy's dead, yeah.
Alright, you did it.
I'm on his back.
Yeah, and the one moment he comes out.
No, you did it, you did it, you did it, you did it, you did it, you did
it.
Holy shit!
I mean out of every game you could be playing right now Greek it's this no
but they just find them when you're good but he's fucking dog shit that's a
problem like the guy's gonna rock for 10 hours and he 147 hours the
snipers say yo can you do one thing one time he tries and fucking guys like
You can't make a summa.
Alright, let's play code names.
What's code names?
What's code names?
I have 50 hours and it smells like a...
Code names.
No, help put a link.
Or can't we do the Discord action?
Wait, you never played code names before?
No, where's this?
Oh, God.
There's always one guy that doesn't know.
Oh, man.
Damn zimmers.
We'll do on the browser because it's it's it's better. It's okay
Since Muda hasn't played before just put him on the team of three so then he can find I actually agree. I agree
I agree 100%
Okay, now what you guys are doing is you guys join do not show screen it and then join this
Don't make me
I'm putting timer
Because um, yeah, do not leak please
Don't stream snipe.
What team do I join?
Does it matter?
I go left.
No blue.
I'm going to keep the press.
I thought that.
Yeah, I was pretty bad.
Do you know what he did?
You know how he killed me?
Yeah, he killed me against the rocker.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's shameless.
Well, I mean, the thing is with the dental you're using though, is that, like,
It's like a 10 against 1, 5 against 1, whatever.
Right? That's all he has. I mean, it always loses.
Yeah, yeah.
Hello. We'll get him next time, boys.
Uh, look at Slip's log. What are you saying?
Sorry, I was almost saying a motor.
Um, user Slipz...
He said, keep tweeting at that R-Tard.
Yeah, I mean, base in low-key.
I mean, I will, but this guy, brother, I know why this guy just insulted like, like
some slight shade, bro, isn't it?
But like, these are your best, highest quality users.
Why is he talking like that?
Like, it's just weird.
I guess I'll...
Why am I the old ugly guy?
Okay, okay, I'm gonna not show you, hold on.
You're so ugly.
And starting.
Okay, chatty is on the doors or not?
I'll show you now.
You have a door, you make sure you have an 11.
I'll show you at the top.
Use the 11.
Yeah, do that as well.
I want them to see the URL.
Okay, I'll add this music on.
Okay, so...
I'll explain, so Muda, I'm on your team, I'll explain to you what's happening.
XQC, XQC, XQC, XQC, XQC.
They have a different screen than us, right?
Okay.
So there's a few orange words and a few blue words. There's one black word and then there's a few blanks, okay?
What Jesse's trying to do on our team is put a word and then there's gonna be a number, right?
What that means is the number is how many words he's tying to the word that he's giving us as a hint.
That makes sense. And you'll see it, so it makes more sense.
Okay, and then you and I will talk and digress and discuss what the words are that he's trying to tell us.
Does that make sense so far?
I should say wallahi on everything. I love okay
I'll make it easy ready ready. Okay, okay
The spy master wants you to guess right you want you to guess the two cards that are blue and red
So he says color
So the two cut the two words shine to show you right is a blue red by saying color
So you as the guesser you see you see color. What are you thinking? Well blue the color better the color
I'm gonna choose those two cards bang it but but
What if there was the card purple and you didn't see it then you would take people and then you would lose
Either a neutral word our word or the the word that makes you lose the game. Yes, sir
You get that
Bro what okay? I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you ready. Okay, man
I just need to tell me I'm wrong. So this is a sly master multiple between blue and red and that I have to make purple
No, no
You're saying so look the hint he just gave us with teacher and then to so that means there are two words on here
That he's tying to the hint teacher right actually put a timer, bro. It's gonna end. I didn't get that
Okay, so last room we're gonna guess that one right and do you think charge?
Why charge why charge
What so so me and Jesse as far as we're allowed to speak it like being Jesse are completely
Glitching right like we're not a lot of soccer. No no
I got you. Let me think
Don't be weird and do some sort of like be very literal, mate.
How about you fucking shut up?
I just lost my dinosaur that took me four hours to grow, so don't ever fucking piss me
off like that again.
Shut the fuck up, bitch!
You didn't know what it's like to lose a four hour progress timer.
That's been a prime moment.
Wait, so you started to rock for four hours and then died and lost it for four hours?
No, it's even worse. It's even worse. I encomed so it's a hundred percent dyno that gets killed rebirths grown and then gets more mutations
So it's like twice I did it and then I died so I lost like I got lost like a parent like and I did quests. So yeah, it took
Hold on
Yes, I might get very the fuck up
Am I am I guessing spy master's words is that what I'm doing?
Yes, he is a spy master and yeah
I got a good one
Okay, don't be weird with it though. They'd be like
I got one I got one I was a guessing game. Yeah, so let me explain. Let me explain it really fast
Not when it's my turn
You still have it when I write so I on my point of view. I see blue cards red cards and white cards
And there's a black card
Okay, the thing is okay, you need to guess the blue cards
So I'm gonna give you a word and you got to try to find the words that get Greek shut up. I need to concentrate
I should the fuck up, but I
Was talking to agree by the way, is it?
Just whatever I was gonna make it. Let me cook. I know I need to concentrate
If you on their turn fuck that mate do on their
When we're not speaking your IQ is one.
When we're speaking your IQ is still one.
Like, shut the fuck up!
You have one single cell that's when he turns around and somehow makes a start.
He doesn't know how to play the game.
I'm teaching him.
Remember how you didn't know how to play the game?
And we had to teach you for 40 minutes?
I'm trying to teach him.
Fine, you make a good point.
Oh, wow, that was nice.
I'll just teach him.
That's why I have a solar resident.
Now do your thing.
Okay.
I'm not trying to do that, but just don't end his turn, it's all the same.
Globe, I'm assuming that you'd put globe.
So that word on the bottom of our thing.
Yeah, that's theirs.
X put that for Greek to connect words.
So Greek right now is like, okay, border, let me connect the words, and he's picking words.
Yeah, because see he did border so I'm thinking right border could be Mexico and Rome because they're on a border
And then I'm thinking this three because he put three so he's telling me that there's three with that border blue word
So now I'm gonna say Mexico Rome or globe because globe is like connected to
Greek what the world fuck bro. Okay. Do you understand or not? No, I understand. Holy shit
well
Like I don't know. I just like let's go from fucking border to Mexico to fucking United States to fucking Rome
Are you trolling
To me
This is why you cannot engage in a dialogue with a broccoli head, but you should not
So great is not gonna choose any words
No, I did choose words. Oh, I did the thing again.
Yeah, you have to click the hand.
Skip our turn.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I will add three to the next one.
I'll add three to the next one.
Okay, yeah.
Just skip our turn. Just skip it and let it go.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let me pick.
I got it. I did it.
Also, Muda, another thing is you need to be careful.
Don't rush to pick a word because if it's the other teams or it's a blank card
And it'll end our turn immediately
And if it's a black card, there's only one black card
We use the game. Does that make sense?
Oh, why is that?
You click on the hand on the card. There's an undercard.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.
See, like he clicked the wrong one, so he gave us a point and it's his turn.
And what cards are ours, and what ones do we not want him to guess?
Say that again, I don't get it.
What cards do we want them not to press?
We don't know, that's the whole point of the game.
We want to work with our spymasters and find our cards, but while not clicking their
cards.
If you click my card, I get a point.
That's the word?
Yeah.
Crescent what the fuck type of hint is crescent?
Okay, let me see
Okay, right here
All right, I have a word you can say it out loud. It's such I think it's groom
I don't know. I'm gonna be honest with you here. I don't know what crescent means other than the moon thing
We're like it only shows what does that word mean like is it like like like like like Boulevard Crescent
Down at all for me like that
So I think they choose groom Crescent or whatever sounds like a road like what's a road
Something I said no, I think you've got it completely confused because if you know the crescent of the moon like you know
when it's like only like a part of it like the curve that's the case to just go
comment then. Oh comment I like comment there's three you know there's three.
Three what? Comment is one there's three words that he tied Crescent to. Yo let me
just be cooked hard.
What do you mean? I don't get it. So he's saying the word the word Crescent.
It's tied to three words on this board, that is ours.
You can't read your chat, by the way, Muda.
No, I won't. I mean, not for the wrong thing.
Say what you like, Muda.
Maud, put your word on me, if you want.
If Cressen applies to the Moonshit, like the Curve shit, I would say maybe Round.
And maybe...
Obviously Comet.
that's a good quarter because Crescent of a quarter yeah I like quarter as
well you know about set of scope no you're thinking of something else let's
do comment first and then and then go for any other any hotels called the
Crescent's no but what the hell are you talking about because maybe there's a
hotel in his city that goes by Crescent yeah why would he expect us to
know that though. You get it? That's a good point, bro. Alright, comment. Let's do comment.
Let's confirm that. Okay, we're good. You like quarter or you like round more? Which one are
you more confident in? Order or round? Yeah, of our two other options. Which one do you
like more? I'm going to submit it. It's the crescent. The crescent of the moon,
which equals quarter, so let's just go quarter. Okay. And then you want to, so what we
can do now if we're not super comfortable around we can just move on and then
Jack around the present is way more round than anything else in his lobby
Genuinely round round if you were present round goes first above anything else
or smile smile and round smile
smile yeah like tap the cards you think is the match to clue like smile
Smiles the opposite of Crescent like Crescent like Crescent like Crest 3d like an Abel no no like Crest 3d white
Trust is not a Crescent. Yeah, but it's almost there. So we can just I'm good with the words we have okay
I get it next game. I'm not on your team. Okay, cuz this thought process is
Synced up here, bro. You're fucking this shit up. All right. Is everyone else that you would only or is it just me I
I don't have to answer and also I didn't I'd never ever ever take a word from chat to make up my
Can I go can I can I let them talk like can I go off?
Just go when I play operative I open a new tab on my chat and I go to the new tab accessible like I open like a Google tab
Just just a plus
I'll let you decide.
What the hell?
Somebody else, you're trying not to meddle.
It's okay.
Okay, easy.
Okay easy. I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do, I can't see shot, I can't see shot. I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do, hold on. Jesse, why does your girl look, your cat looks stressed out?
And this is how you draw a perfect circle.
Well mom, so what are you thinking so hard in a guessing game?
Is what I'm trying to think.
How would we know if we win?
Yeah, fuck!
How do you know if you win or not?
So you see on the left and the right it says four and then it says six.
Are we losing?
We're winning.
We have we have four we have four words left, and then we win they have six left, but they're behind
Whatever so you think I turn I didn't I didn't I didn't end it. I ended a lesson. What does that mean? Okay skip our turn?
Just act like that doesn't exist
Skip
Do that again Muda no
I don't know what's happening, I'm going to talk to myself.
It's their turn right now, when it's our turn I'll tell you.
Stadium?
Stadium?
Stadium?
Stadium.
Stadium.
Okay, so that's a concert, obviously.
What else is in the stadium?
Oh!
Oh, see how it works?
I understand, I understand, I understand.
See?
OK, stadium and then the concert, there's
going to be a record, clearly, obviously,
because music, stadium, concerts, records.
Can I say something?
Every blue player's game was breaking.
You did this thing where you start from my word
and you go to the word that you found, right?
And then you do a logical thing from that word
the next word buddy always go back to the main word and like I know why you do this this this
chain of events like like I'm we're gonna goose chase this is our right yeah but what yeah I
recall the Australian though he recalls it I want you to do this entire run by yourself and just
just talk out loud like how Greek was and yeah so wedding groom groom right like hassle okay and
when you have a word you can click on it once to like just like note the idea and then you
you can circle back to it like you don't have to fully confirm it okay so wedding
groom like that's my groom I like that I like that what's next like purse no
smile smile groom smile because you're happy you know and then hotel like
like you know like fuck the shit out of rapper wedding that's an idea sure we
can write that down but maybe somewhere else we're gonna be a team we're gonna
be a team after. I like that. I actually like that. Okay. I like that. So do I think I'm
going to brain or do I think I'm going to get here? Hotel team. And it's your call. You
decide. I'm going to like this. All right. Now can I end guessing? No, no, no. So now
that you marked up. Like you see how the team you click the arrow the hand. Okay.
First of all, okay. Okay. So team has to be like I'm literally gay if it's not
team. Okay. Okay. Listen, you were wrong. Like I said before, you want to go in terms
of confidence room was the most obvious right so you should everybody this lobby
is fucking dumb yeah but how about me becoming all have streams up in a second
monitor to everything one of you see me wait what what I don't understand what
the fuck but we're about to be a team wedding equals team we're a team okay
why you put it on my thing Jesse hold on just on the third turn was his last
last guess
um
um
hi im a dis
wait what would you mean on this turn
just to explain
i can't come spawn master i can't give away shit
wait but it made you think that we're all sniping
or made it
so i've got every single one wrong but you think i'm sniping
sniping
We know we know
No for a fact like pretty much as smooth. It's very much just
Wallah, yeah, okay. We'll just play me next time much easier. You guys are modern. Get my chat off
I don't have a chat on
Hey, uh tornado, okay tornado
Awesome, it's obvious one hurricane easy
bang
Right back to tornado tornado tornado. It's two of them. Okay, tornado
Tornado tornado mouse tornado
tornado drill
Tornado let him think first is that Moses
Does that say Moses guys? I'm reading it wrong
Okay, nobody wants to help me with reading cool, so you guys suck
Tornado Spring
Tornado Hotel
Broom tornado, I don't know that's literally like this is such a dumb like
tornado
Like I come I might just have to end round here. I don't want to risk it spring tornado spring doesn't make sense
Olympus tornado
What is a tornado?
It's like a weather, like a hurricane.
Bro, what the fuck?
Tornado.
I don't know why I want to do spring because it's part of the elements.
So I basically want to do spring but that's just, when is there a tornado in a spring?
It's not an element.
like
Well, how do you not see it so obvious?
What?
Oh lift holy shit, that's so smart because it's only a head it's 180 would yes
It was a good guess, but not by order of intensity
It has to be a groom smile, right?
Because that was last minute, right?
Or do words change?
Jesse, for saying I'm not cheating.
Well, OK, so we'll just wait for it to work.
No, the words don't change.
Like, whatever's on the board is on the board.
We'll just wait for Jesse to give us a hint.
It might be similar or help us narrow down our thought
process, because now that he seemed like what we thought
and how we reacted, he can adjust his word
to help us think better if we're wrong.
Does that make sense?
Oh, this game is actually fun, bro. I like this game.
Okay, yeah. So, literally, just, uh, okay, so, smile.
Okay, so, do what you had to, yeah. Do your same thought process.
Yeah, so, uh, groom is what I'm thinking, right? Groom is like a married groom.
Yeah, that one's a luck. Yeah, that one's a luck.
Okay, so, let's just, okay, I'm gonna press, uh, again, I'm gonna check right now.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, obviously, what is happening, you're gonna smile, all right?
Like, it just has to happen.
okay and then hotel you fuck the shit out of rafter I don't like that one but I
don't know what else I mean that kind of makes sense yeah I mean it makes sense
like everybody goes now you're like giving back shots yeah I mean I think
there's no many hotels you're right because people travel from all over the
place okay all right we got it we win the game
You understand the game?
And...
I know exactly what it is, it's the easiest shit.
Great, great, what do you want to have with you?
Is that, like, you're doing this chain of command, right?
Okay, let's...
Re-re-re-set it back to the main one.
Like a border, a border's a fence.
A fence is literally a border.
It is the most-
Oh.
I'm gonna open up chat.
Like...
But you said Hurricane too, what was the other one?
Border, and in its countries, like, it's easy.
the hurricane one about that one was kind of hard yeah tornado I mean it's just
round it's around the lift wasn't like a bad guess round was the best yes
holy shit you are dumb as okay you look at that tornado it actually is round
the cyclist round I have a storm hurricane all around even even it's all
round and that's what it is I mean I don't know them okay go again go again
But this time let's do the same teams and now this is a serious one. Okay
No cheating
Just put it in emote mode
If you can't if you can't resist not looking at chat put it on my chat
It's not even the only reason I thought the cheating thing is because I put Crescent, right?
And it was first mile quarter and comment and then you're like I'm thinking smile
You guys like the opposite of crescent your your teams for the first four the words had absolutely zero logical thinking behind it
Did I say guys? Um metal metal?
Olympus is in the Lempis
They do rock metal on the fucking game on state or some shit like fuck off
No
That was practice that was practice that's practice round. Here's the question mark. That's the whole point
That's what I was saying. Oh, I know smiles are cheaper because I'm saying
A smile is this shit. Yeah, it is reasoning for I was like
This game is pretty easy, but I'm not a lie
Don't see me. Yeah
Yeah, I like this game guys. I like this game. It's pretty fun. It's good. Yeah, it's fun
Yeah, but yeah, listen if you can't resist looking at chat put it on emote mode
Yeah, if you if you feel like you sometimes look at chat by accident and get clues put it on emote mode only
But if you if you can resist looking at it, then just leave it normal
So it's us first right yeah animal
Let's just let's just go through it first without locking. I mean we can lock that one in that one. Yeah
I want you have to
Check right for chicken for maybe maybe check
I got everyone is also and
Press the way is the whip magic magic
Okay, cool and just check and then just take okay. Yeah, okay
Okay, both and then we and then we end our guessing nice one
Oh, this guy Jesse is giving us some like some crazy ass hints like what I feel like this board was like really lucky for us
Because usually there will be like four animals even one of them isn't ours. You know I'm saying so they can trust it like trick you
Does he like constantly type out the things does he type out the hints? Yeah
So he's personally typing out the hints. Yeah
So, oh I see. So the guy, wherever the spy master is, yes he's like kind of clever. Not to give it away too hard, but like...
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Vamo, vamo, vamo, vamo, vamo, vas, vamo, vas, nine.
Y'all not as well at your dose of plytus?
BANG!
Files 3, all the files, ok files, files, paper, that's an obvious one, files, ok three
of them, files, ok files, files, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok,
uh...
court
but this files in court that's just an obvious one
it's definitely files in court like when you get to court
you have a bunch of files
that's that's just obvious
cake or files okay one more one more
uh... biscuit
no no okay, stay on track, stay on track, my bad, my bad, I'm gonna stay on track
that's a bad, that's a bad
uh, mustard, oh no, we're back, we're back there again
uh, squash, oh my god, okay
um, sumo, pine
okay, what's files, one more
stream, or the files on stream
actually, wait, that actually might be a good one
because you have, wait
You probably related it to streaming knowing you
Vacuum knows no files and that Saturn no fall no
Squash Newton Newton
No, do you know what the last all oh piano piano because you have um, what's it called the
the the files and piano you could wait it could I have to be streaming that and
before I'm like to it streaming and you have files in in on your PC or it's
piano because it's piano and you read paper that's in a file oh printer
Printer! Printer! Printer! Holy shit, I didn't see that one.
Printer. You print files? That has to be printer.
Bang. Holy shit, that was good. All right, how do I end?
And guess what?
I'll check, Mark.
Holy shit, dude.
X, that was actually, by the way, that was fantastic.
What you just did there.
Thank you, man.
That was absolutely fat, dude.
You actually did really well. I'm gonna suck you dry when I see you.
Thank you. Well, well guess. Also, but me me me acknowledging that is also kind of cheating because
The that means that the three were all the ones that intended to
Right, it's why the police is not I said it's full muted. You know I'm saying but that's when we're gonna go to high ranks
I never know ranks because we're with modern shit. Oh me. Oh, yeah, yeah
I haven't guess with this. So yes lever four and there's only four words that have four letters
you know how to do that but it's okay isn't that cheating yeah it's that's
meta I do what does that mean it's one of the only rules of gaming it's yeah so
there's there's rules of like when you when you're the spy master you can't
give like certain words as you can't say like corners of the map so all four
corners we can't say like like my fault or is that spy master's fault
No, it's probably not it, is what it was saying. Unless Jesse cheated, but I don't think he did.
Does that make sense?
Well, it's just kind of obvious. There's only four words that have...
Or, I don't know, just five, I don't mind.
Sorry, okay.
Alright, four. Four what?
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
I only have one of the words, and maybe I think all because there's four seasons, but
that's the only thing I can tie to four.
Everything else I have no fucking clue.
Well, Sumo, you're on all fours, right?
Are you on all fours in Sumo?
No, you're not.
I thought if you know don't you when you're sumo you put your hands on them and then you put it behind me
What does pine mean?
No, maybe don't allow googling my boy
No, that's fine. I'm just asking him if I'm not okay. Is that okay if I ask him what pine is?
Like my my my oh me. I don't know. I mean you guys can discuss you guys can discuss both good. I know pineapple and
Pine cone. Okay. Okay. I think we just go with fall first walk in fall
Jesse just say you want to cheat you fucking bitch
Wait, is it actually that
Wait, that was shameless if you did that because what you can't do that. Yeah, he's a chest. I think it was googling
Who was googling who's googling?
Jesse did
It'd be spy master or is that does it matter? No, you love this in right?
Just do fall I guess reset then reset is fine. Oh
Oh my god
Let's just end our turn
How many cities are in Germany?
Bro like a million gangster. Does anyone felt before son as gangster? No stream for streaming
Oh, how many humans are in this corner now?
I'm not
Well real streamers like to yeah, there's two yeah
What the fuck there's three at least what do you mean?
No, we're real streamers like proper streamers
What the fuck does that even mean like like good streamers like me and Jesse our turn I'm ending our turn
Okay
Full was kind of shitty bro. What the fuck is that Jesse you four the fuck is four I
Thought I cooked with the fall thing, but no it was good four seasons nice
That's it. Oh my god.
You're very quiet, bro.
Me? I'm out of talk.
Sad too. Sad.
Sad. Sad.
Uh, sad.
Oh, sad. Cemetery? Easy.
Sad.
Okay, what would I else be sad? Germany?
I might be sad because I live in Germany. No.
Gangster. I might be sad because I'm a gangster.
Asumo could be sad. Asumo.
It's going to be a person, right? Because...
he farted when you were guessing.
True, I'm doing some fart signals, unless something is wrong.
100% like...
Well, no.
I don't know actually, like, sad.
Like, like a sumo.
If you don't know, you can always end the turn,
especially when we're ahead, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
We're not ahead, we're losing by the way.
a gangster, um, a gangster, is a gangster sad?
Yeah, he hasn't made any guesses, like it's not like me saying that he can end it, it's
like oh end because you're going the wrong direction, it's generic, like it's like what?
Glacier, I am a glacier and I am sad, no that doesn't work.
Crash oh crash. Oh my god. You're so smart
What?
That's it. You've done it
Are you fucking stupid you've got it? Good job. Thank you, man
Dude a crash would be sad
You're so bad by the way as a spy. Okay, what the fuck?
What does rule on me
That was a good guess though, Crash has been such a great one.
I don't know what rural me in.
Okay, so you're fashion you're happy.
Rural is like, it's like residential, residential.
Like city, like yeah, exactly.
Okay, so New and obviously, right, New is the city, you know.
Food too is easy.
Then obviously Germany then.
Oh.
What's new in this city too, no?
No, but rural isn't like a city, so a suburb, rural is like, it's like, what's the word
I'm thinking of?
I don't fucking know man, this shit is hard.
Rural, okay, port then, no.
new port what is a port new port what's new port like gives me like ocean vibes
like like docking vibes the port the dock your dock your port rural dock your
boats
or to be new in so the fuck is new in there's three as we pour in new in what
What the fuck is world of Saturn pine sumo bench glacier well gangster piano biscuit, right?
Here just go new in and it's here and if it's here wrong I can blame you all these
She's gonna just go new in no you go new in and then when it's wrong
I get to do the next turn by myself
I mean you're gonna watch and learn okay
You know just can't you just smell the cut the cards because it has the port bro. It has the port no
Okay let me see. Wow. By order of intensity, Master doesn't go on food. Food. If you want
to think about it, you will go down the list. I see. Biscuit. Squash is a food, but I don't
think you know that vegetable, because there is a vegetable called a squash. But I'm guessing
that it's just going to go mustard because it's obvious. But just to let you know,
Master squash is a food and you probably fucked up doing that, so
Are you fucking sure of course that she's holding a pizza I can't I can't she's holding a fucking pizza, mate
Okay
maybe it was squash that looks like a pecan pie should ever maybe it was squash
yo you see the guy in the middle next to bench and well that's you as a spy
master oh look at our clue this off bench the bench and I'm gonna go get some
food let me get who doesn't get to three mustards I want actually fuck it I'm
gonna get four mustards please four of them so it must have not a food it's
must have not shut the fuck up man you're so stupid okay okay okay so let's
let's Google it does it give you calories what's more of a food what
would be more food like these are why you like would it be would it be
biscuit or would it be or would it be fork would it be biscuit or would it be
soy sauce like this you don't like you don't like stream I'm so confident in
the reason why would you can be what I can see water in the woods that's so
common yeah you can do that you can do that that's so I would start with wine
first oh my god you're fine and then if you want we can we can skip well and
just move on I mean as well while they're usually in woods no there's no
need to risk it that we're true to I mean he could guess yeah we don't have to
risk it we don't have to risk it we think like bro because we're targeted like
we're good wait what what happened I don't know I was cropped out can you
second to lock in the I'll
see every time to me about the time
just mad you can't sit on the rock and be happy about life like it's a simple
lot actually I'm okay so I don't see Ron and Jinxion here and I don't see Muda
so that's out of my shit all right okay loud a vacuum's loud that's easy
I don't know.
Loud. What else is loud?
Um...
A piano can be loud.
Oh, my God, wait.
Piano can be loud. A bench can be loud.
A well can be loud. A squash can be loud.
Then he's gonna forget about last round
and not get the one he missed.
Look at him. Look at him. This guy,
all of his IQ smashed together.
He's gonna completely forget
that the obvious answer from last round
I
Bro you're so dumb
So why isn't X2C guessing at all? I don't get it. He's not talking. I'm spy master. He's the spy master
He's giving hints and I'm playing with what I got that drop that a fucking MVP school
So as I think the game so why is the 2v1? Okay, so what's that a poor x2 is your new?
What is that a poor ships?
Order of intensity again for the 20th time
Order of intensity. From the more likely to the less likely. What is more to be a sound?
Is it the wind? Is it the wind? Or is it a cassette tape that could have some sound and some music on it?
Fuck you!
I have to text you. I'm not... you're really making me sad.
like listen x you continue being mean to me I'm gonna tell my mom on you I don't
care your mom would look at his game plans a Jesus Christ I'm at a few
mistakes okay yeah but we can so we can guess from the last one and I
If if Jesse is being smart here
He put one because he's tying that word to it and he knows that we have the other word which is well does that make sense?
That doesn't make sense for you if Jesse's playing the game how he should well is our answer
Okay, do you want to send it or do you want to just skip and see if we fuck no no no send it?
I don't wait
What if we want to just go one by one?
Like he wants us to go one by one
I don't think he's doing that.
Okay, just go well then.
Okay, okay, should be GG.
All right.
The full, the full, full kind of gave it away to be honest.
So, yeah, I agree.
Yeah, you guys, you guys, you guys are crazy.
Totally you not telling him to go with his priority list
is totally not cheating.
So telling him that his first one was right.
Well, I mean, I mean, it's not,
it's not like he used it.
I mean, on both balance, he can do that.
Or four, or is that, yeah, I mean that.
Yeah, I have more words than Omi did.
Okay, so my team was so good that it hurt us.
So we're saying, my team was so effective that we couldn't get a single word.
This is what I'll tell you.
Okay, four four is one of the biggest ones.
If I look at the board, I was like, I wonder if this is cheating.
I don't know.
So I went over to Grock and I asked, hey, is this cheating before I do this?
I said, that is not cheating.
It's not the official rules.
So I said, okay, one for it.
And then you clowned on me.
So clowned on grok.
Like I just listened to grok, bro.
I didn't know.
Fuck you.
OK, by the way, by the way, mustard is a food.
OK, OK, OK.
So if you know that, on the next round,
you would click squash, right?
Because that's the word, that's only word, right,
to food on the round after.
And you click port, because you're fucking dumbass.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh
Well, I'm ready to I'm not a place game now fucking dog shit players are so fucking annoying Christ is so bad
Oh, it is against the rules not give clues based on spelling letters or card position
Like you're getting same teams last round. Yeah
Yeah, it's okay though.
No, no, no, this shouldn't be a 2v1 though.
This shouldn't be a 2v1.
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Good.
Shut the fuck up.
Same team.
See you in 10 minutes.
Later, bitch.
Should I go on Greek?
Oh, never mind.
I'm not used to get all of them,
but I wouldn't have split if I thought I was cheating.
Like, that was not cheating at all.
He was open anyway.
It's a classic.
Result.
What?
Result.
Wait, can I guess?
I want to guess.
No, restart, restart, restart.
You want to be a spy master?
Ah, sure. I flexed my master's like the boring side, no?
But I can do it?
OK.
I'll take one.
Wait, like it is.
Reset the words.
I saw the words.
How could you?
How could you see the words?
I was trying to see.
Yeah, well, it's fine.
How do you full reset?
They won't let me full reset.
Before, I had, I was being able to watch your stream
because I was my master.
Now I can't.
Go.
Put a chain, but the brain's made it.
There you go.
I mean, now it's over.
I mean, yeah, at least make omis as a mood as soon as I see you.
Yeah, I'll be spymaster.
What the fuck are you doing?
Let me be spymaster.
No, you're dog shit.
Come on, girl.
Jesus Christ.
I've done enough talking today.
Nobody wants to hear my British voice, that's me real.
He was on my team.
All right, let's get it on me.
GGs.
Yeah, I mean, it's just, yeah, we're
relying on Muda here.
I think he gets it.
He gets it.
Your clue.
So what's the black one mean?
What's the black I mean the black is if we we lose if we get that so do not tie that
Just mindful of the white cards be mindful of the red cards try not to give us guesses that will make us get the white
Reds or the black card just blue easy. How's it if you get a red card?
It just we lose our turn and they get a point
We only have to guess eight, but they have to guess nine.
I can have chat.
Can I?
Because you restart.
Oh, OK.
I can have chat open, right, for this?
This, yeah.
Well, well, well, well.
Well, what?
It's a good question.
When I spend my time I sort of have chat open.
You know what I do?
Whenever there's like some activity,
I'll look at the emotes, whatever.
But I'll never look for words to use,
as long as it's lame, as long as it's lame.
And if you get the best possible clue from the chat
to put it, it's like a level, like it's just trash.
Yeah, like you can ask them if it's cheating or whatever,
but don't like use a word that they gave you.
Okay, I'll let that.
So I need to get you guys blue words, right?
Yeah.
Yes.
and then like act oh my god I'm red team I was looking at the blue ones oh my god
well at least now you're not gonna know what not to do yeah my god yeah
oh I'm just scared what if my like what if my clue is too pluey bro it's it's
one word that you just that's it if the word is related it let's say it was
it? Lip, right? I need to get pissed. Dentist and lip probably or craft film, pipe, litter,
calf, missile, mouth, mouth a lot more. I'll just go with dentist and mouth if not I'll put lip on the next one
So you give us the word and then you click the number on the left or the right now
And you put how many guesses connect to that word now. Let me tell you this if I was Greek
I would have put lip first and would have lost
And I will follow me says that this is true because I would have disorganized the the the order
Oh guys, this is more intense than that
In terms of the lexical field that look first because fuck it and in the next round
I would have forgotten that we're doing mountainous and then it's I would have moved on and I would do next things
Like that's up for strange. I play with you great. Fuck you
old one
Okay, right
I mean ice
Where's that at? Oh, it's gotta just be ice here then
Okay, so I'm assuming it's probably, that's probably close to the black card or something, so
Yeah, yeah
Okay, I'll just press A
Okay, right
I don't know what that could be though
Okay, alright
You're playing with literally Lord Five Head, like
You can do anything that's really smart. I'm not sure because I'm 5-Handed.
This is such a hard task, because of being a spy bastard.
Well, it's hard when you're Greek, because you have to rethink about the world.
What would I think about this word if I was fucking brain dead?
You know what I mean?
calf be nice be nice says you glad to be back excuse you banana okay so so calf
is absolute animal but if I were to go in it how much of an animal it is then
go thing monkey go first and I go go to one I go monkey to and you okay I'm
I'm guessing it, because I'm not fucking stupid.
Sorry, I'm done by the way. I love you, I'm done by the way.
That's okay, you just got a really good spymaster, that's all.
Alright, I'm getting silent again.
Okay, next round, I'm gonna random...
Are you cheating? Because if you think about it, that's him confirming that it goes with the words.
I'll write that down.
Well, I said earlier, so you're stealing my ramble, but that's just completely correct.
Like, imagine thinking that she would have put not a monkey for animals, and I would
have gotten it wrong on Kath.
There's something I agree with you.
Like, I acknowledge my cheating, I want to acknowledge her, it's all good.
Oh, it's your kind of ability here, sorry.
Yeah.
I just don't understand, like, oh, this is so hard, this is so hard.
Yes, my master stuff you can just kind of go slow if you want if you do like small ones and twos like you don't have
Yeah, I want to do ones and twos, but I also have a really good twos, but I don't know if they're gonna get it
I'm sure to throw one of them
You're playing with good players like they will forget about this word. I would know what to do
All right, no clues. No more clues miss. So
And maybe
Maybe he's like connecting
I know but
Missile fighter jet film because he actually wasn't filmed
you
you
you
you
you
I mean I kitchen is the black water
Fuck it. I'm clicking it. I'll give the fuck. Blackwater. Wait, it didn't.
Re-do it. Re-do it.
No, no, it's fine. Okay, okay.
Okay.
I didn't end your turn, by the way.
Did I do the best help?
I didn't like it.
I'm not sure.
I'm going to jump again, blackboard or not, by the way, when I click, it's like a name,
it's like a name, because I actually did the clicker, like you can look at the bottom
click, you heard the clicker, so yeah.
Wow.
I'm going to check, because I saw that and I can't do that because I can't read chat,
so I can't do that.
No, no, no.
Running for governor.
easy word that you already thought about do it but just try not to do that no no
like I thought of a number but then they said change the number and I already I
don't know if I could I don't know if I want to do that I want to do plus one
for last round usually you know do that you go ahead and do it myself but you
can run on that I don't like I like ground and calf yeah but also running you do
run on the ground yeah what did I say it's a captain ground oh no but running
for governor yeah but maybe he's like trying to loop this back he's trying to
keep it as literal as possible as it is right now and I don't think he I don't
think he's unlocked that like creativeness I I think this is running
it's ground in Catholic but otherwise I think it's like okay but it's so
I see there's too many
All these all these apply I see what you mean said like straight up literal
Yeah, like super literal what is running about a calf and ground wouldn't he have done like meat
Or something, you know like why would running be calf and ground cuz he would try to link the words to do that
That's the whole point of the game. No
Yeah. Anyways, I think running for governor, I don't know, bro. Maybe he's shit, maybe
you're right. I'm thinking he's shit. Bro, we're talking about the guy who said that
Crescent was only a street earlier. Like, running for governor is Crescent streets,
guy
they need to simplify your thoughts, no, no pants
i mean, i mean, you guys, ah
no, see?
see, here's the thing, their first one i'm looking here
or the second one is animal
and it was goat and monkey
and it wasn't calf
so maybe you're right about ours being calf
yeah
and if ours is calf, then i would like ground as well
so you wanna go calf here?
yeah, at first
okay, then i like ground now
I like ground men.
Yeah, I mean, Muda is just gonna be
one plus one equals two thought process here.
I like that.
Which is okay.
It's okay.
Like what the fuck is this?
You guys just call me retarded?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, don't do plus one is do normal one.
I'll add the one that I showed over here.
Like do not fucking lump it in
or you get plus one in a second.
Muda, we're just understanding your thought process.
It's not necessarily bad.
Yeah, we're breaking it down, dude.
Because you saw it, there was like five things we could have done, but then we thought about Muda, what would Muda do?
On paper we win. Just give me a two or one and then just easy it.
We win anyway. These are not gonna go for it with a three.
Their run is clean, right? They have no wins like anything else.
Muda's not doing a three. It's not happening.
Don't let him tell you what you can do, Muda.
Yeah, I don't even worry, bro. Yeah, I got it.
You're not John Locke. You are not John Locke.
You had the whole world thinking you were cheating in Rainbow Six.
My put this here.
I know. That is kind of crazy.
I still don't know if for sure you weren't.
No, I wasn't. Yeah, I wasn't, bro.
No, I know. I just, I'm not at 100%, you know?
All right. I mean, I don't know if you've seen Chai like two years ago.
No for sure, but there's a chance you get the wifi.exe on your shit. That's the only thing.
Yeah, you guys are clean for now.
We're also cleaner, damn.
That's the longest xx. Was the longest you've streamed without going to sleep?
Not that much. I've never done like a long, long, long, long, long one.
And there's, and there's, I don't sleep on a cheap inch of like that. Only one time.
Um, let me give you a kitchen for the last one.
Cause I said that one.
Bonus available, yep.
And I go for love.
And the guessing.
You're allowed to use the bonus though, right?
I used that bonus there.
Yep, you get a plus one.
That's why I did fat one that one time.
That's why I didn't do that because Greg, I told him ten times that rule and he never confused it.
So I always have to, if I can do anyway.
I'm scared that he just does that now one of what he's trying to go. Oh, she's just too
easy.
Let's try if this word is considered cheating.
Can I also check that?
Lip is the blackboarder, for sure.
No, hold on. Let me think.
You're a spy master, just hitting you, pretty much.
Lip is the blackboarder, because he had to dodge it when he did plates, which food and whatnot.
And I'm going to take the mouth and dentist a lot.
Yeah, I'm upset.
Hey, maybe he's saying that because of the whole thing.
I must have really been governor.
Yeah.
Damn, he really did think Trump was a governor.
That's crazy.
Bro, on paper, though, he is a governor, though.
He governs people, though.
Yeah, yeah, I get that. Yeah.
Kim, SOS is a code 100%. That's that's absolutely a code. I
can acronym or whatever you want to call it, right? And then
SOS is also that's tough.
I love this hint.
I wish.
S-O-S.
Um, a film?
Fuck.
So now I know
Not that
Or it's reverse psychology
Lipper color is in your head. Now you don't know
Now you're fucked
Now you're gonna make the wrong choice
Crap!
I don't know what the right word is
I mean I don't think we would just lose here in DJs.
A wish?
Like...
Simple, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean what film is this?
I don't know.
I mean is it a film?
Is it a?
Yeah, it's a film.
Slipper.
Slipper.
Like.
Fighter.
Plink, plink, plink, Kenny, Blinkos.
Angel!
Angel!
Oh yeah, that's good.
Like, I don't even know man, I'll just do wish I guess, I don't know.
Or film.
I don't even know.
Pipe!
That'll work.
that'll work
I mean, you also have to crash an SOS, think about it
fighter jet SOS, I don't even know
we lose, we lose G
a wish, a wish
I don't know. You know what? I bet you that they don't do YouTube over here. Bye.
Alright, give it. You have to. Good. Mine too.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Don't say nothing. You got this.
Also, we know it's not film. We know that's theirs.
I mean, I know that you guys is choosing to be hard because you both trump one again as
a winner.
So it's an easy and a wonder that no way you guys do a two here.
So whatever your guess is, we won't even if it's close to a film, we will not guess
it because we know it's theirs.
I
Don't know come
If I if I was like under the gun and he said yo, you have to choose one
I would have probably went for wish.
Like you're wishing to be picked up by rescue when you do SOS, like it's the only thing
you can think of.
Or fighter jet SOS because they give you the only ones that would do a code.
Big Ben is a pair, or a pair of lips, a pair, a pair of slippers, I mean it must be those
two.
I feel like Slipper is more, I'm more confident in, for sure.
Yeah, I mean a pair, you want to go with slippers and then lips?
Yeah.
Okay, let's go Slipper.
Nice.
Nice. And then this one's you. This one's all you.
Look at it. Oh!
BANG!
Yes, sir!
Whoa, what was that Greek? Tell me.
Whoa, I did not think you guys were gonna get that.
How did you guys get that?
Fighter? Really?
Yeah, I wanted to do it because, yeah,
because fighters call in SOS.
Oh, yeah, that's not actually a problem.
Yeah, I wanted to do Morse code,
but the thing had code in it.
So I was like, what code is it SOS?
And then what caused in SOS is like fighters and
If I want to do it, I want to do it. I wasn't that bad. I think
I was gonna do MMA
Oh, you're we are what?
There couldn't have been anything else
We all know
I'm like a slipper on the lips like an Arab mom, if I don't like it, like a slipper.
Bro, there's your two lips so it's a pair of lips.
What are you talking about?
Oh, no, no, no, that was literally not my thought process.
I literally asked my chat. I was like, I was like, it's Arab mom.
You asked your chat?
I asked my chat.
You can't ask your chat.
I asked my chat. It's Arab mom.
You can't ask your chat for anything.
Brother, what do you not understand about putting your shit on emote mode only?
Bro, why do you not listen to me?
So what you shit on you're so great great. You're not understand what he's saying. He's genuinely
It's cheating
Wish wish and feel as close as fight it was
We told him he could read it for cheating
Okay
Okay, let's just fuck it it's fine
um also angels also also a great sos here i mean i thought i thought that's what it was
i thought it was wish the whole time i thought yeah me too there's a hint
yeah that was angel and i kept thinking too that uh film i don't know pack bounce pack bounce
pack bounce yeah but how fight is way more obvious than angel i i got the answer to you
since it seems it would be like a fighter jet
I like to call an accident
absolutely not
because you're operating with a half clue
why is it if?
with a half answer
it's too distant
it's too hard to
like these are both half done
okay I should have made a then
made a
let me think
yeah that's the better
yeah that's the better
yeah yeah yeah I think we get it's off
I like to call an accident
yeah I don't know man
it's just like a new game in general
yeah it should be a game
because this one's honestly like
I'm about to start twerking on it.
I'm going to play some worms.
Anybody in here want to play some worms?
Um, um, um.
That was fine.
That's what's going on.
I mean, I don't know.
It's OK.
Did you lose every game?
Yeah, I did.
That sucks.
I won every game on that.
OK.
Now do the thing again, but without cheating.
Now do the thing without cheating and then you get a kill.
This guy goes like,
FOR!
OH I GET A FUCKING RESULT!
Like, fuck off.
Jesus Christ.
I fucked up anyways because I thought there was four.
Okay, don't worry about winning.
And you fucking, every bitch has fucking shit.
Fuck the fours.
Then don't worry, you fucking shit.
Fuck you.
Fucking loser.
I'm gonna call it, I'm gonna call it.
You loser.
What do you want me to- no.
You're gonna call what? You're gonna call what?
You're gonna call it.
You're gonna call it like that right? Get the fuck out of there
No, but you don't be mean so you good night and that was fun joining us and join us again. I'm just kidding. Just twice man like yo yo
I'm trying to survive here. Yeah. Yeah, but he's already said I'm lying in the mood
I'm lying in the mood as you see has aspergers and he can't really tell what people's emotions are
So basically what he's saying is he loves you so much. He doesn't want you to leave
So instead of just saying please stay saying fuck you in order to just detach from you as soon as possible
Just trying to detach that's close to the answer. But what I meant is I meant is it we had a great time
Generally, and we will play games there soon
You guys I don't know like I don't know it's my sound like corny, but like I really like funny you guys
I've never
12 hours into my stream and I've had it and I got no sleep yesterday because I also
So for him in the morning true, but no, but
Streamer move on
But uh
I don't want to go but like my body's telling me to go and I should go. Yeah. Are you sure?
You did great. Thank you for your extending your day, man. Thank you
Drink water drink water
BBO
Okay, so
You're fucking dog shit
Mood is gone. So yeah, so everybody let go we're doing in a lego before train pulls up
I'm looking for a buck trains not pulling up. No, you will you will you will he doesn't you won't say something
like that.
When he says I'm not listening to me, when train says I'm that dinner, he'll never come
back and play games.
But when he says I'm going to dinner, that's different because he has the intention to play
but dinner isn't the way right.
So you'll collect.
But when he's at dinner, he doesn't get that means like guys, I'll play whenever
I can and he doesn't give a shit.
Like he comes in like a three months later, like I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
If you need dinner for the last four hours, it's over brother.
I don't know how many times he hasn't seen train say dinner like how many times
I love trainwrecks and he's your friend. He doesn't every night he goes to dinner. He's not coming back. He's not coming back
Just get over it. Okay. Oh, he actually might though.
Let's play like this.
Do you want to do a run of my gun?
Yeah, bro.
Okay.
Sure.
We could do Unrailed, we could do Played Up, but we could do...
Michael Baywatch is nice, but it's never snowing.
Guess I'm gonna play some Whims.
Maybe we need it!
Jesse, sorry for telling you to stop talking when it was my round,
but I needed to lock in because X yells at me when I lose.
So I just wanted to, and you explained it on my round instead of his round.
I'm sorry for calling you every time.
Oh, that's fine. I don't really care.
I'm still feeling it, buddy.
I had a lot of energy, and everyone was saying,
I really want to fucking punch you.
Okay, you ain't gonna do fucking shit to me, buddy. You understand?
Alright, now go stand on a rock and yell at me.
It's fine, it's fine. Listen, hey, we don't mind if you yell at us,
because if I was bad at as bad as games as you, I would also yell at everybody.
So it's okay mate.
Now go get fucking one tap into the island.
That really hurt my throat.
We have four guys, that's black ops, zombies.
Yeah but no, no, if we're going to do black ops zombies we need to do it where we can sit there for like four, five hours and actually get a high round.
Like I don't want to do it now when we're going to, we're not going to be playing for five hours.
Like I want to get to like level 100 plus.
So no, we should do we should always give you sorry first up
We should do
Yes, I agree, but we should do black ops like
Honestly super fun
Company
No, I got good idea why doesn't x play sword and sandals and actually try beat the game
Yeah, one X on black ops for that one was actually pretty fun. I enjoyed that
I was gonna
Give me a second I gotta read it. I gotta read this. Yo Greek God ex you're so entertaining and funny
I'm so glad you're on XQC stream, and I'm so glad you're streaming. I love you so much
Yeah, thank you twitch user 52528295 to appreciate that one. Hmm. Okay continue
Anyway, hey, I've been watching for about 10 years and I just I'm gonna start watching
nowadays because Greg is always on stream and he knows the fuck out of me, so about that.
No, honestly, I believe that because I can't watch some streams when people are on there.
I'm probably that guy for some people where they're like, oh, fucking Greek here again.
I'm out.
Did you see what that guy typed?
He said that he hasn't been able to get up in the past 15 years.
Once you watched your you on us on your stream he was able to get up and close it
Classic
Classic classic classic we could play rocket league for man
Do we wait on you still for go with friends or
He doesn't know you like that, bro. You and Tyler are not on a first name basis like me and him, so if you want me to ask, I can ask.
I finished my food.
You think Tyler playing games with us would be fun or you think it would be the vibes would be awesome?
Tyler's trainwrecks by the way, X, if you didn't know.
Oh
No
Tyler wait no no there's Tyler one and tell me a nicknames like rule when I got rule this shit will show
I am looking to do cheese was gonna cancel there. He's looking one of us away
I'm gonna slow him that down for sure. No, please don't slow down, please if you just slow down use the point five
Not the point you next to him, please divine
It's Tyler Nick Nam
I have to lock me up. Do I say it
Was Tyler Levens
Uh, true, actually.
I think that would like it, but nah, I don't think it gives a fuck about much about, uh,
like actual part of games.
You think we'd be too loud if you sleep?
You summon the 10-up lemons.
Holy.
XQCL.
Great, does the 6-7 speed test, can I see?
Oh, by the way, I can, I can smoke any of you in that game.
I can get out of hunger.
I can get 500 on like a cloud, that's pathetic.
What? What happened?
Your 6-7 speed test is a joke.
You didn't watch that did you?
What's the matter with your room, man? Why did you swap covers?
Why did the room flash in your rainbow?
Okay, I look better than I am because of the blanket I'm wearing.
Hey XQ, so I have been watching for around 10 years, and I'm going to stop watching nowadays
screen is always extreme wait wait wait wait that's not even on my channel that's
it wait he is that boys who got work is doing fucking he's been clipping it like
yeah I understand that but he took it wrong even edit it on viral stunts high
six challenges guys I'm gonna be honest my cooler face just message me click
I'm gonna go guys so well I would say ending
Now just kidding the ending of that mr. Beast video was so bad
There wasn't it left me on it was
No, I do not like that though like I I wanted I wanted that journey with one and shit, and it's like pro
Now how long are they gonna be in that store doing that? Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, I already know 67 days
Hold up
Oh
Yes
Oh
Facing a legal challenge of their own just as Jimmy Donaldson himself
Played this video for the first time in years.
Yeah.
Yeah, boy.
Play that.
It's on top of it.
Yes, life.
I don't want to.
is my voice. In the complaint she alleges that she rose quickly inside the company after
starting in 2022. But after recent concerns about sexual harassment was demoted and transferred
into what the lawsuit calls a division where quote, careers go to die. Mr. B. Spokesman
responding to ABC News saying my romanticist position was eliminated as part of a restructuring.
Adding in a statement quote, this clout chasing complaint is built on deliberate misrepresentations
and categorically false statements and we have wait did he really say cloud chasing that's insane
the receipts to prove it there is extensive evidence including slack and what's that messages
company documents and witness testimony that unequivocally refutes her claims we won't let me
this folks and I mean just saying. What happened? Screen share real quick. What's up? Screen share real quick.
Oh yeah, I was watching Mr. Beast's video. He explained what happened. Testimony. He's just
getting sued. He's just getting sued by a former employee. This cloud chasing complaint is built
on deliberate misrepresentations and categorically false statements and we have the receipts to
prove it. There is extensive evidence including Slack and Whatsapp messages, company documents
and witness testimony that unequivocally refutes her claims.
We will not submit to opportunistic lawyers
looking to manufacture a payday from us.
The lawsuit also alleges,
Maverick Machis was contacted to work
while on maternity leave,
and that the company never gave her
required notice of her rights
under the Family and Medical Leave Act.
Jimmy Donaldson himself,
he says that you've got to get the job done
and there's no excuses.
Her suit claims she feared retaliation
to work during her leave and was on a work conference call while in the labor and delivery room.
What? And traveled to Brazil for a shoot with soccer star Neymar a few weeks after giving birth.
But if Neymar wins, I will donate it to whatever charity he chooses.
No mother would want to leave their newborn baby behind to go to work, especially out of the
country when you're breastfeeding your baby. That's the last thing that I wanted to do.
Documents obtained by NBC News show
Mavramatis' signature on an employee handbook
dated four days before giving birth,
which laid out the company's maternity leave policies.
Something Mavramatis says she doesn't remember.
So you never signed any sort of FMLA documents
four days before you gave birth?
No, I did not recall signing,
and I was never informed of my rights.
my rides the NBC News also reviewed a message in which
Mavramatis appears to express a wait, what's does it recall
son willingness to go to Brazil writing despite being on maternity
leave, I felt like it would be extremely valuable to go with
you to make sure everything works out smoothly. Later
asking would there be a seat available on the jet for me.
So in my mind, I had to be there. I didn't have a choice
As my first question was, is there room for me on the jet that would make it more comfortable for me as
postpartum? I was told no, there was not room. So I flew commercial and I went there to get the job done.
The drama went well. She has to fly commercial. Wait, no, wait, wait. So there wasn't space for her
on the jet because she wasn't expected to go and then she said, wait, what? I got a present.
The fact that the news are getting this person the line of day is insane
It appears to be slowing him down as he works to expand his empire into food toys
Philanthropy and even potential claims are god-awful mr. B. Schatz of accolades hours after the lawsuit was filed
He was asked about company culture
And so it's obviously involved over the lifetime of the company, but a couple of years ago,
especially now where I was 750 employees, I brought in more experienced people.
A brand built on the YouTube screen, now facing serious questions about what allegedly
happened behind the scenes.
Huh?
All right, let's bring Chloe Mollasen for more of her reporting now.
So Chloe, this isn't the first time that Mr. Beast's companies have faced legal action,
right?
Walk us through that.
right in 2024 Mr. Beasley.
Well, I gotta be honest with you.
No, it's a really stupid reporting
because legal issues are faced everywhere.
Well, legal issues are a symptom of having a big company.
The bigger company, the bigger legal issues
and legal battles are gonna happen.
And it has nothing to do with them being valid or not.
It has to just do it by sheer size
in the system that we live in.
Like, now imagine if it was those Nestle
and it was a big schedule.
These guys are used to lawsuit.
They have 14,000 lawsuits since 1900.
Yeah, I mean, no shit.
Dude for his Amazon show Beast Games,
saying that he created an unsafe environment,
and that was a cross-section lawsuit filed by five
of the former contestants.
That suit is ongoing.
Mr. Beast and his team denied all of those allegations.
And on GMA, he said that he's letting
his lawyers handle that.
Hey, Ron.
In an interview last year,
and Amazon actually picked up the show
for a second season.
As for Lorraine by Romadis in my interview with her today,
she says that she is scared to speak out
against somebody as powerful as Jimmy Donaldson,
aka Mr. Beast.
But her team is not backing down.
And as you can see, though,
I pressed her on those message exchanges
about how it seemed like she was volunteering
to go to Brazil.
I pressed her on signing that FMLA handbook
and she says she doesn't remember signing that.
And again, Mr. Beast's team denying all of this
and fighting this.
You can't say that you don't recall things, I mean,
it's signed or not.
You would have to make the accident that it's forged.
If it is signalling it, you have to say that it's forged.
You cannot be in the middle.
I don't recall saying that.
Well, no, the buzz in your court at that point
to say, no, this didn't happen.
I'm fighting back, Ryan.
We thank you for watching.
And remember, stay updated.
Next in our no content show we have,
you click my link at the top of my video.
Scroll up a bit on the chat.
You'll see it at the TikTok one.
Uhhhm...
The what?
Scroll the TikTok in the chat.
Transpangetting people banned and valorant bro.
Pick that one please.
Bora.
But making all this noise, you have an unintended side effect.
Because one could somehow sleep through all this madness.
He would get up super early in the morning, to give them their own medicine.
I hope he wins.
Yeah, yeah, big today.
You know what?
The family is...
I'll be with the money, but that challenge to eat the whole, the whole thing, it sounds outrageous.
I hope... I hope he gets something and gets the fuck out, because that thing he looks egregious.
Eating an entire fucking grocery store sounds stupid.
Me and Niko's got money and we work the whole night.
Well, they're gonna give them like personal trainers and...
Thank you, boss.
Just man, I don't... I... I can't be... You gotta be hard to everyone.
I love you guys.
But just by sheer size though, I brought a grocery store, but it could take years.
Alright, and then the last video, last video, last one, in the call.
I joined up with Albrecht.
Yes, let's begin with Alan Dugolf. Is that you?
When I saw that in bed last night, I thought of you instantly ex.
It's not me, it's not me.
It's kinda close, man.
My hands are the thickest, Parker.
The music's hella goofy as well.
Yeah, it's not me.
That's for sure him.
Yeah, but that's your goon in hand.
Yeah, it's close, it's close.
That's more dizzy.
There's dizzy hands.
Oh, that's dizzy, yeah.
That could be dizzy hand, yeah.
That is for sure dizzy.
Through one of the bus, there is he.
All right, Valorant time.
Let's look at it.
I'm so curious.
We're doing you Valorant in.
All right, all right.
You know what?
Train, if you're not top two frag,
I will be judging you.
I've already lost.
It's already over.
Wait, wait, wait, no.
I don't know.
You're gonna do this again though.
No, brother.
I'm only good at one game.
C.S.?
No.
Oh, get to Valorant this?
Yeah, among us is the only thing I'm good at.
I'll leave the FPS to you guys.
No, I actually agree with it.
But we played CSU actually pretty good.
Yeah, but like, so here's the problem with me, OK?
Like, I play good for one or two games, and then I go 0 and 20.
Like, the third and fourth game, like, I don't know if it's a patience thing,
if it's an old thing, I don't know what it is.
I can't, I just can't lock in after the third, after the second game.
I just can't.
I feel like it's like, you get up and walk around your house.
You know what I mean?
Like, you don't lock into the game.
He just you really got to lock in so
It's matter or that that
Those are crazy day I don't add or was not really the way
That's not downloading
You're gonna click it again
Yeah, but those clips though, that's not even the problem though, it's not even like the
use though, it's the benders, cuz clearly those are like after he did it.
The intro, the gamble, that I'm gonna play games, I'm gonna play games again, then another
four, then another six, then guys we'll play them games, then another two, and then
playing games, you know what I mean?
Like that's like a bender, bender.
Correct.
Yeah, I played games like either in between or like after 40 hours.
Yeah, and early.
I was, well, the problem was, I was kind of a noob.
Okay, so like, no, I wasn't kind of a noob.
I was a noob.
So what I would do is like, I didn't,
I didn't know they were like, I didn't understand XR.
Right?
So I was like, I was like chasing a high while I was
gambling, right?
So I take the XR, right?
I get the first wave of euphoria in my stomach.
And it felt so good, right?
And then as soon as I felt like it was coming down
and ending I go pop another yeah and then by the time the new ones first wave
kicked in the original ones second wave kicked in right so I was tweaking
you understand so the waves collided but I don't know you spent the last four
years gambling and not gaming so maybe now he games are you going to try the
I'm getting lost right now, I'm getting lost right now.
Yeah, but the thing is, the thing is, the people that...
Yeah, but the thing is, the people that...
Don't ever talk to me in a disrespected way.
Could you just help me, boy?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, but the thing is, no, but when you're locked in the gambling, you've gambled
for like 12 hours.
There's people that have been gaming for 12 hours.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, who's the leader?
No, Q committed.
It is comp, it is comp.
You know eggs turn it down a little bit son
Do you think there's ever gonna be another era of you like streaming games consistently or no, you know crazy
I just I just talked about I
Kind of want to make code names the next among us. I just talked about it two streams ago
The problem is you really have to have a trustworthy like people are gonna cheat
And then Angel, like, the choice we made with streamers is like, literally zero, but like, actually zero.
Yeah, especially with how hungry people are right now.
Yo, where's my camera at?
You'd have to make like an Amangus code names.
I love code names.
Yo, where, like...
Guys, who should I play?
I don't know, I'm just playing brim because I can do some smoke, that's all I know.
now. The problem among us is if you don't have a good group where people can stop and
talk to each other, it's like if everybody's yelling in front of whoever's the loudest wins,
it makes it unenjoyable to watch and play. Yeah, that's why High E-Lo is actually really
fun. I cannot be the king of Gronk. I don't know, you played Valorant Gronk. I don't.
I haven't played like since release. I can low-key tell what that feeling is like.
I feel like he's terrible man, I don't know.
Oh!
Phoenix.
Yeah.
Is this a good comp or not?
Yeah, that's okay.
I played good with Neil last time, no?
Why is my screen getting black and...
Get that.
Uh-oh.
I'm actually going to remove this, the capture.
You might have to do that.
I'm going to overrun.
Why are people saying GG's?
Because we're all solo characters pretty much.
Like we're all like selfish.
I'm on it to keep switching on and off. I don't know why.
I'm gonna...
HDR! HDR! HDR!
Move, HDR!
I would... I would untouch me there. Just go there.
So, all of that.
We're going to go to options quickly.
Yeah, options.
I'll go to top video.
General.
They're sure...
Chill, chill, chill.
All at the top.
All at the top of the video.
Uh, video, yeah.
Um, wait, is there no HDR?
Oh, it's screen sharing on disorder!
Yeah, you're screen sharing, you're screen sharing.
I'm screen sharing.
No, no, no, that's me that was doing that.
Oh, yes, yes.
They usually, usually glitches like that are HDR when monitor resets.
Just find a monitor.
I'm peeking at your main right away.
on really I'm lagging I think I mean my pings are 160 brother what I'm gonna do
shoot into the future oh they're here they're here and they shot me for a man
I mean oh what my god I'm lagging like a book what servers of these which train what
servers of these I have no idea wait actually even got 86 pink are these
Canadian servers? This is really bad. Wait, we can't play these servers. Whatever
servers these are, we can't play them. Excuse me, he's got almost 100 ping.
What matters in this game, by the way? I have 160 ping. I have to shoot 5 minutes
and use my massive head.
I don't even predict.
I'm fucking shat high, man.
Train it, train it, train it.
You don't realize this is the most...
This game is so ping intensive, people move
to locations in order to get
better ping, but they literally move houses.
Yeah, true.
Stop saying that. Stop saying I'll be fine.
No, I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
I like this.
Don't tell me that's it. I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
One
Dude you're too
Holy that's pink that's pink
I'm going up the zip, if you can give me a second.
I'm coach.
You went that A, you went away from the choice runner?
In main.
Oh, they have this fucking shit.
Or what?
I think there's one on site though, I mean.
What was that?
Fuck off, why are you laying in my tuba?
Oh, whatever man.
So you've gone from the D bunker to the D ranker.
Okay.
I'm over them.
Okay.
okay
i wasn't okay
you're doing shit
and i'm not gonna tweak out
i'm gonna let you this one little w
but next time you do it i'm gonna fucking unleash
i will unleash understand
okay i'm sorry sir
i didn't realize you had it like that
holy what is that train that you just put down
it looks sick
it'll shoot down and make them go slow
oh my god he's in those spots
this guy's played this before
like choke homes these games before
i think they're just playing default now yeah i agree
maybe satellite satellites satellites they're gonna be noise by now i feel like
they're singing they're singing i think it's a
same but by satellite yeah yeah satellite
Yep, hold it.
There's two more.
One tank, 120.
And then jet.
Where's the gun?
Where's the gun?
I'm out of here.
There's an acorn or ABC.
One enemy remains.
Nice.
Backside, backside of us.
Good. Nice. Good job boys.
We're cooking.
There's nothing.
Let me get it. Oh, thank you.
Wait, wait.
No, no, no. I'm going to get it.
Take it. Take it.
Not yet. Are you guys retarded?
Holy shit.
Chad, you get it. Chad, you get it.
Now I was going to get it.
I don't stand I'm not on those that's fucking insane yeah I
You ain't that shit for me
May I just put my
I pulled my weapon out and it went back to my knife
Oh
I'm blinded
It's here on me
He's here. Oh
I did damage nice. Oh my god
Oh my god, you're here. Who is that guy?
Who's that? We should make a shot
Can I use this or?
On B, on B, on B, on B.
He's on B. Oh, it's a racist. I didn't see that.
Go get it. Let me get it. Let me get it.
On B? Or where? On B.
On my side.
It's over. So where is he?
and some of the weapons going to serve sir so you tempt me
I want to try it no no no great great you but you bought let me give you a
K I want to buy out
so you're good how to goodbye and then I click right click in your my menu
there you go
there they go
easy
oh my god
for sure
new reactor is on point
aim aim aim
are they out in standard?
one satellite
one satellite, yeah two
i got satellite
I think there's one more satellite. I killed satellite one of them. They're running
One on site
Oh back left side, back left side
What the fuck is happening? I don't know what's on my screen. He's getting sucked
Am I surfing it like I don't understand
Someone get this one get this one get this get this first see on it first see on it see
Yo barely next time shoot me
You have to break it right? Yeah, I killed him and said
Give it up if you're gonna ask me.
I didn't call it.
Get round, bullies.
I can buy you an opening.
Oh, you can buy me an opening, too.
Um, I mean, you know what I do instead?
I'm shooting it up on Maynard.
Same round that there's
same spots this time, bullies?
Ssh.
Oh.
It's so fucking loud in here, man.
I'm sorry, I can't help it.
I'm so loud, so fucking loud, man.
Nice. Should I give you a ticket or not? I'll take it. Yeah. Reloading. I'll be honest, we shouldn't be, we shouldn't be spacking like this, right?
Well, we'll overreact if that's how I felt though. I'm, I'm, I'm being kind of... No, no, no. I'm in, in a party because how are we going to get girls in this group?
Well, I mean, we don't, you know, you wouldn't plan anyway, so it doesn't matter. Remember to talk to each other out there. Exactly. I'll do it.
Oh girls you mean something that I don't even climbing yeah, no no no because if we have like two two people here
We can get like random people and it could be a girl
Yeah, I mean you were probably just guys low key like like like sad boys
Yeah, it'd be nice to sleep on disco to a certain
Yeah, maybe one or two girls. Oh, no
All of them all of them
No, he's from the flank too. Fuck. I'll just hold it. You miss like this. Wow
My god, I don't know what's happening that make you want to say for real
So why is there a soundtrack in my ear on sight if you hold boxes miss I alone
Oh
Wow
Dude, that's insane
You can't just say gotta go
And then she died
Here buy me AK
X
Okay, where's it
No, just grab this. Oh, we never played these servers again, by the way. This is just like absolutely like hell for me, by the way
Oh, is it bad thing?
Look at my ping! I got one hundred and six!
Just push one hundred and six!
Dude, I've got... dude, look at my ping.
It's just one hundred and eighty!
That's gonna... that's gonna... that's gonna... don't shit.
Okay.
Thanks, dick.
Wow!
That action...
I mean, he's got to go vanish. What am I gonna do?
I hear dodgers.
You are so powerless!
Better?
Listen to this!
They're planting?
Yeah, now they are.
Bike planted.
He's been rising.
Come on, go to the masher.
One left side.
No dance.
I mean, train, are you in Canada? Wait, so why did it choose E-Service?
I didn't have Canadian servers, bro.
Chad, do I just ult? Yeah, I'll go dish, I'm just gonna ult dish.
I mean, yeah, I forgot what I asked.
Holy...
Let's go near a link game. Yeah, do you think that actually will help you to get nearer?
What I
Is just not being that's just so cringe
Back to back both rounds same guy
My god, okay, I got one really low
Spot like bro. Just stop these are two these are two very precise moves both back to back
89
You can
You're trash don't need I just don't know now
Now don't need it come on bro your shit the game you trash buddy. I know I know what I'm gonna make up for it by being
able to fucking hear the guy come on
S-y-b-a-u
And then the other letters. I'm not gonna say
Social data
I don't see anything towards me Ah it's probably sad again, slow pushing
will settle in usually, hold on Oh, B, B shots
smoke stairs
no distractions
oh i have to grab them
so i like to see one guy
one jay main
one jay main
that's weird
1 44
1 on 7
i don't know what other one is
oh my god
another two are
what am i doing
did not
You good, man?
Neutralized.
Jet is laying right here.
Nice.
You're going on.
Left corner, left corner.
Hold on.
Really, bitch.
You see the left there, yeah?
Oh, he's cheating.
It's time for any of this.
That was good, that was good.
I'll take my shot.
Like, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not even close to it.
That's such a mess.
That's such a mess.
I'm scared of it.
I mean, I can buy you a D-Gul instead.
Oh, you're not close.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I mean, we got full save on this once again.
We're equaling.
We're equaling.
We can?
Shit.
Shit's up with that.
There's this.
I need D-Gul then.
Let's go.
I request it.
You have 7k you just came to me. Oh my god
Oh, yeah, seven thousand dollars. Why you asked him for giggles? Oh, cuz I don't know what's happening, bro
Yeah, yeah, just spawn spawn to be oh
I'm so ass at this game man. I didn't wear anything from
He's out. He's out
I
Fucking ultimate mocking at this entry right there.
Hey, hit him with a cowboy kill.
Mm-hmm.
Now do the thing where you do fucking nothing for our team and then die and then blame the Jess.
Oh.
Go, go, go!
My god, you're just Jess the Maxing right now, Mr. Key.
Yes, seriously, man.
As you were.
Oh, Jess, I'm the king now.
Jess, what's your name again?
Nothing towards B.
Oh my god.
That's bottom B.
You're making it easy for that now.
I'm dead as a shit.
I'm gonna rotate, but try to listen.
I'm not playing anymore.
You have to play this like CS like, don't, no, listen to that.
Don't trade.
I just, shoot.
One or two bullets, did it, move.
Two bullets, did it, move.
I agree.
I'm gonna rotate, but try to listen.
two boats did a move that's it you don't gotta do all that sprain shit
why didn't you oh the area
You have a deep will basically now
That's so cool. Yeah, it's cool. We get the baby shot
What's this is this death here?
No, you can zip line across
I'll there's you do that. I think we should just start, you know, I mean we could how do you see but right?
It's on the right side. We are good already. Oh, yeah, fuck it. Just push that like we're gonna bump up it
Like what they did
we got first are you well all right want to then click f f let me go in first
okay sure yeah yeah
I
Launching smoke
Just on hit
Amen, amen
Just keep them busy don't have to go for it. Oh, I didn't give
I'm lagging! I can't do this anymore!
I'm lagging!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
We're done here.
Dive player standing.
That one-way smoke is so shit.
You're finished.
Oh my god, you're the goat.
It's the right of you. Jess, you hit it.
Nice try, gush.
You're a nice try, Mush.
You did your best.
Okay.
I peeped because I thought it was a one-way smoke.
Hey look at one of my right click there. Does that guy die or too far?
Yeah, they added anything to the random to this shit. No
Looks like it. Oh
Whoa, that's got awful. What's good now? Honestly, it was broken before
Wait, I've only got two shots left what am I doing?
sell and then buy a bag
can you get on the floor and hop around like a frog?
I should have an horizon
oh god
reloading
reloading
don't Greek, wait
oh my god
we're gonna hit you, I just fucked this
wait, wait, wait
I
You're gonna be flanking us probably that's why I'm watching
I'm not knowing that what noise that we're gonna oh we see a brother. What's wait wait shit dream where he just
What the fuck
Yes
player standing
He's above me
Why do you use your D. Go though?
When you guys were wrapping the alien start shifts walking
Take your time take your time
Nice. Nice.
That's right.
You did amazing though.
That's a nice try.
I have a good full button out.
Um...
I mean, satellite work though?
I like satellite, but let me split.
Yeah, we should split.
I don't know, let's send Greek a main, but go slow Greek.
You're gonna go this way.
By yourself, slow.
slow
okay is it all going?
yeah we're gonna have greek go there slow by himself
and then we're gonna go over here
oh i'm waiting
should we this way?
no no greek
on the zip
follow them right there
it is
it is well
oh my
calling him
what's that whatever it is it's gone
let's go to the striper
let me go
let me get you guys a wall
go Pete
there's three aiming three uh
one remaining
all three were there
i think we're down pretty sure
I got him here. Wow, I got to be fired, fuck.
He just held it down. He's hurt 14. Wow, 14? That's it?
right at the shot
watch out the whole time
just hold his over
i'm so retarded what a stupid spray line
i should tell
he knows where you are
that is like the most hot
i don't know
oh he maybe is
hey
that's my fault i don't know why i peaked it
how do you know i was there
there. Okay, so basically his friend group is so boring that they have to go to another
friend group which is our friend group and snipe us in order to make it interesting. Because
if they were having fun they wouldn't even think about sniping. So they're just boring
and we're interested
I'm divinely connected
all true
true
there we go
listen to this
shoot me, shoot me, I think
what is this?
it's on
we're gonna get blank, I can just feel it
what is happening there?
I don't understand
it's a zolt, it's a zolt
the new character is zolt
I can't hear you're slow, but it's one level I can do anything. I'm stuck there
Yeah, you get like CC pull it. Oh there. Come on there. Go
Everything guys
Dude this ping is
Something not racist. I was about to say something
Almost out where is he right? Oh shit
X you when this I'll give you some
Yeah, only how's your day anyways? Oh my god, that's so nice
You want to know how I died bro. So what happened was I smoked this site I smoked the site and then boom
They knew I was why because they were sniping
Oh
This guy this guy was holding my angle easier, but it was holding me
congratulations you might say you're a loser I asked it if you say gang like
we're going to you're your loser me you're like that hasn't really yo yo dude
gang nobody watches your shit gang gang I fuck off
he's right he's right of course and he just knows
have confidence before you guys swing here
one and spawn I'm gonna I'm gonna swing in three two
enemies spotted one on the right of that car
two two here
what ah it's just a 140
one one hundred
one enemy remaining that was there once then
nice nice
what can I do
fast off the chain that is lame that's lame yeah
I don't want this if you want to opt or not I gave you an off x or someone or not
I got to it I need a breakfast oh god
lose races my guy went
get a bomb bomb skrrr you bomb yeah man yeah like this and like with extra
I
My character
It's win login game game
In inside the top of the thing nice oh me
I was just gonna break this for a second.
He's on site, he's on site.
Oh man, it was a very scary good shot.
Come on!
Hit him.
One enemy, remain nice, to be won.
That's gonna be it, didn't it?
No!
He's better than us.
You're my boy, go, you have to go, go!
I was just trying in it, I should have pulled the eagle eye and knew he was faking it, it's
just so bad.
It's all good.
So let's win, just uh...
You're second on the scoreboard which is what X said.
No thanks.
Okay, actually really good at this game, train.
So what is this, just fucking spamming the all chat now?
I'm gonna hit him with winter. That's it. That's literally all you're feeling on
certain AAV terms getting sent on your character and shows or your racism. I
think it's the opposite. I think I get another deal. Yeah, I think it's the most
fucking insanely brain-wrotted liberal shit the thing that people compute
like is this an AAVE? Oh it is. I don't like this one. It's like well like
Nobody nobody fucking does this shit like this. It's a world you've created it like you don't know about those rules
One item remaining.
Nice, Omi!
What's that bug called?
This? I don't remember.
So my older stock's working.
It's towers.
Yeah, Kale's ult's just silenced.
I need a draw.
I'm just waiting for...
It's all good. We got this voice.
You guys want to try A?
Can we just fake?
You guys go A, let me fake this.
I did
Go away boys. Thank you
You just suck TVH if that guy is a now after being beat twice in a row. I'm gonna freak the fuck out
He's having this corner before in the left. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you did it. He's actually gonna go. Okay. We guys move here
Going up
Play nice
He's at top he's at top heaven
Oh
Won't he die
Yeah, we should trade you.
Move!
Okay, here we go.
I'm going for it.
I don't know what to do with one of that.
They're gonna fast point.
I can do what they're doing.
Listen to this!
How deep is your trap?
You see on the map.
It's covering the...
They can smoke it.
Where are you guys running?
Guys, these are stomping the ground.
Yeah, they hear it too.
It's squishy.
I got in front of you, Ami.
Enemy down.
Brother, really?
Yeah, you can.
I
Mean the boss
My ops down in name
There yeah, and he's right side right side in the thing wait, that's it in here generator behind the big generator
I just forget the comms, I'll get them again.
This was like a newer map when I was playing too.
It actually was for me too.
People who use terms like gang or low EQ instead of talking in microaggressions should
let your nuts hang.
I don't know what that means but I feel like people start saying things just, people
just, nah it was.
just like in front group say shit and then they just say stuff that's usually I
think that's where gang come from like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but I mean bro
out on my note but like being called gang like I'm not I'm not in the gang I'm
not your gang either I mean it's just like we are we gonna we get we get I'm
not part of the organization like we get an AOB twin
I think you're not his twin, fully-smoked twin.
Lock in.
I'm gonna hit him with one of these, walk a little up.
Going to the center.
You no longer have a tower.
I have a tower.
Two generators!
You guys, there was 5 stacks and a spike for the 1.
There was 5 stacks and a fucking spike.
Oh, good.
Keep the vibes up.
You guys should buy a lottery ticket. Oh
It's all good
It's like I don't like all the slimes like that one. I don't like it
I don't care who made it. I don't give up with it. I think it's just bad. It's not if I think it's just a bad slimes
What about on God? I think that's awful
I think it's funny. I think it's funny. Yeah, it's like it's like it's like I like it's like doing an ironic
I'm going slow here.
Another one there to the right.
On site. What the fuck is he doing there?
Why would you look backwards?
He's like the heaven spawn area.
Is this your upskins?
No, it's not.
He's Rope.
There's an up.
Oh, now I'm sick.
Defenders win.
You did great though, Trent.
Yeah, that's all, Trent.
I think that was a good game.
Why do you have two kills, bro?
Because I'm in 100...
Alright, good night.
Can we go to a different server, please, at least?
Dude, I'm silver one! Oh my god.
Oh, it said that I add rank shield and performance R, R, plus four.
I'll set the server. I'll set the server.
Go for friend.
So my account is silver and I'm playing zero that are fucking Diamond and Emerald.
I'm gonna shit.
The fuck is this shit?
He has bad ping in central. Central I get 126 ping.
Oh, shit is that a minus level?
Wait, how does that make sense? How do I get 126 ping in central?
Central can I have a refund on the time of essential is a bad overall server location like if you're living on the east coast
Like central is more for west coast because of the Rockies. It's bad server routing
That's really bad
But we have cameras at the moon or my I'm getting 120 paying to Texas bro, there's definitely
The fuck's going on here
Well, I've been his most advanced what central it is I guess I mean most central's
Is the little world how bro, bro
This was like overwatch for like fuck like a whole ass decade
Like I'm a watch but just saying that shit like the essential server that table routing everything do this shit
You guys don't play overwatch. No your mama
I bet I
I love a watch, I have so much fun playing it, does it feel like weird now, like it's
not the same and just be honest.
It's just a bunch of stuff isn't it, it's so annoying.
Bro, can you tell this stuttering guy to start talking, to start talking stuff on the
bridge?
Yo, can you tell the bitch ass massive fucking blob of lord that somehow speaks to his
fucking flaps to shut the fuck up this dumb ass up here to burger bitch ass?
Be that as agreed, who said that?
So yeah, stop typing that, please.
I have to read it all day, man
He's fat. Okay. I'm just gonna play my dinosaur game. Good night guys. No
I know I wasn't gonna leave I have nobody else to play with so
Match found
second I like it I like this map I like split oh yeah I like kissing man you
like kissing man wait we heard that I never said that I never said that you
thought we wouldn't hear it because we're all talking what we heard it's fine
I never said that though it's okay if you do though I do too so we're who we're
playing I someone else play smoke okay my get go to class on God
Now just play something that supports me twin
How support you echo?
What you never sign and um and win on gang?
for me
No gang. Who should I play when?
Wait, I say homie though like unironically
Homie is awesome
I
Called only my homie today. Wait. Oh me the homie. That's right
It's calling big homie. Oh me. Well, I like only the lonely
Almost a home on a man. Yo, whoa, yo
Yo, come on the vibes again. No one has ever seen
Guys we don't need smokes they have me
No, we're playing as me. Oh, we got only we got there was no that no
Mowing I
Don't see the name. Oh, I was sure
It's baby. No smokes. Oh, we don't need smoke. We have a feeling
Oh my god my ping's a hundred this time, hooray.
Alright, alright.
So here's what we're gonna do, okay?
We're gonna send two people out the long desert,
and three people out the store.
And we're simultaneously...
Yeah, I'm the long desert.
Nice knife, dude.
Thank you, bro.
And why should we trust your calls?
Um, because I'm the only one making calls.
calls if you're upset with that make your own calls but don't call me bitch
holy shit all right you tell me what you tell me I mean I was oh I should I just
I can make my wingman play the bomb behind us 81
81 behind us in Hoopah
Get 81
Yo guys
He's our CT guys
One in CT up my game just
What the fuck
How do you know it's there by the way?
Yeah, my game is just trashed system error
quit the fiddle error
Oh, T.O. T.O.
I can't go to the game.
Wait, there's no time out.
There's no time out in this fucking game?
No, but we get his workbook.
Oh, where's the orb?
Wait, he didn't despawn.
It's literally right here.
Wait, what happened?
There's this jank-ware bullshit fucking tournament met PC.
It's the fucking crypto miner.
Fucking spyware,
bloatware, jank-ware, what the fuck this shit is.
grank where some guy just typed or is all chat which is what I just said really
sorry my fucking vanguards that's me
man just like I'm gonna change your subjects or anything but I'm it's weird
being famous because like sometimes when I go out
oh man Jesus
freak is freak is famous though
thank you
he was in an Annie Milanakis music video
if you can imagine
famous and homeless
what the hell is that?
oh yeah big time
I'm one step at your famous and right first.
What does that mean?
You should know Fatboy.
I'm just a fucking shot.
I'm coming to McDonald's.
You should know Fatboy.
I'm just second highest fucking thing I've ever done.
Why is this Fatboy's not funny?
You should know.
Fatboy.
Guys we lost 4v2 with low violence, are we dead ass?
Yeah, we're dead ass.
You're a game man.
Fat on Fat violence will not be tolerated.
Okay?
Let me have the FPS.
I have the fat card, it's kind of like a thing like if we get a something.
And you have a chipotle, or you could eat cards as well with that.
Really, bitch?
True.
If we have the fat pass, we can say stuff.
XQC has the twig pass, because he needs a twig.
He was left, he was left.
Any twiggers in the tracks?
He's a what?
you're a straight twigger
all right
all right
he means twigging
my booby twigging
set it
saw you, Mars
wait, in a smoke? are we in S?
okay, the gooper is okay
but twigger 8
okay
I cannot
By down a
Are you a glove on that?
100% really?
To the day I die. I don't give a fuck. Holy shit
2 bathroom, 2 bathroom, 1 heaven.
But are you a lag guy though?
2 bathroom
That one, that one will go rough real bad
One spike, 2 triple
That one was a little crazy
One more triple, one more triple, yep
You're walking twin, you're streaming
One enemy remaining, 30 seconds left
There's a nun
He's here
Are you going to move mate?
it's over did you guys yeah i mean it seems over wait wait i'm actually getting kills for once
as well as well as i'm mighty mate
mate look at my jokes all right now in my chest saying some sums of some of half
slowers now did you like yeah i know i saw work work work okay twig listen if i'm a
I'm a twig and you are twig. We have twiggers.
Oh, you're a brother.
You're a brother.
What? I can't even read it.
She's hit like 100.
Awesome.
Yeah, I've been to one of these.
I got you, I got you.
He was close right last time.
No, I'm off, bud.
By the dubs. Oh, watch out, he's gonna throw a thing.
Go get him, buddy.
I'm on chill
One ball on heaven. Oh my wow
Sorry, I'm gonna have to do this right now. I'm don't shit
Sick, but I thought you were good. Dude, I swam like I like I swam like
your chat chat what is an auger it's the real question because i do not know what an auger is
um a what
auger don't give them time to reposition they are so dead
guys how about we just push out desert again
silly man when we actually got to the site okay i have an idea
me and x are i have to initiate and service greek
Get a bump, always get a bump, because I have low-key...
I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, I'm low-key baiting, and I'm gonna stop doing it, sorry.
Okay.
This is the beginning!
Uh-oh.
Hit, man, he's trying to heal, get him, go!
This stupid motherfucker Reina has the gag in hookah.
Okay.
Uh, what now?
I know, I made you to pause and enunciate, don't bait me, bitch.
Show him the destruction!
one twenty seven on her. I
long desert. Long desert. Long
desert. Long desert. She's hit
She has a. Yeah, he's got the
You can shoot through that.
She's over here. TYT. TYT. Take
you sorry three two wait oh that's not on you who's a bad player for coaching
you're good I mean to be fair I suck hey
coaching is bad especially I should I should have pulled down faster and I
shouldn't be with the gun he has the Odin and not the again you don't yeah
You think that what only reason I swang it's cuz I heard him walking
And like all right Chad is no chance of the day to me now now will you use he's in it publicly?
No, but please and I I say I can't what what can't I I should be allowed to say it
Goading
I'm full five seven I flashed
And I'm about to break
No, 40 spike down B
What is that gonna like
Great
Where am I? He did you just took the bomb a it is plant then just go you don't go slow
I mean you already made it be guys quick go ahead roll take backwards store spot
You know where you died from
Yes, box Tetris, box Zedra, behind the box, yeah, green box Zedra, yeah, oh, I'll set
a shot.
Oh my god, you're the goat.
Another one.
One more.
30.
Got this.
30 seconds left.
Got on the ground, probably.
That's same.
Good, good aim, good aim, oh my god, one more, one more.
Left.
I'm sick.
Damn.
You are cooking that.
He did really well.
I'm sick.
Do you have anything on your sambos other than the iron stick?
I have Gronk.
Or Grank.
Or Grankington.
My name's not Grank.
Gronkler.
Hey Gronkler.
He's a Granker.
You wanna know where that Greg's-
HAHAHAHA
Why did they have us up on it?
He's a Greg!
Yeah, you know where that came from?
People thought my name was Greg.
That's why Greg's here.
Who's people?
Well, everybody just used to call me Greg for no reason.
I don't know why.
It just came out of nowhere.
Yeah, Greg.
Oh, I'm gonna- oh, I'm gonna-
OH MY GOD!
How can he see me?
My name's Dimitri, not Greg, by the way.
There's one heaven and one behind triple
This is one of them one seven a day
Wait, yeah, I know I've all denied you wait wait
Wait, give me that. I think it's close to that wall behind you
Wait
Do you ever hit your ears and then smell it?
What all the time all the time and the back
I held both sides for like 40 seconds. The one time
Check our scores, what are they?
Six six seven six seven
Guys zero seven is it in seven right it's out you guys go desert desert is better for us desert is good
Somebody has to kill
I got the map.
IDC, the mask.
I'm entering while you're going to bang the fuck out of me.
Wow, we didn't choose smokes, that's why we're losing.
Yeah, um, why don't we just put it all on black?
Once hookah, raid, hookah.
Everything.
One cost left, X.
I'm peeking him too.
I don't give a shit.
Yeah, of course you're cringe.
That's it, you're getting reported ten times in a row.
Fuck you.
That's right, that's right.
I'm playing Fade next game and I'm going to get next game. Oh
Oh, wow, I'm back again.
Oh, does he know?
He's so good now.
Come on.
He's so good now.
Come on.
He's so good now.
Come on.
He's so good now.
All right.
Everybody, let's check.
Let's actually, oh, you, look.
Whoa.
Now say real words.
Yo.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I glitched.
All right.
Everybody just run.
Just go, rush me.
You don't run.
You don't run.
Yo, why do you never walk? You never walk.
Me?
Says you.
Oh, really?
That was insane baiting.
Bro, what am I supposed to do? You're blocking the exact corner.
I can't do anything there.
West end choice. It is so personal, no?
You guys suck.
Like you're holding the tightest angle.
Like what am I going to do?
I gave you space.
No, no, you did not that's just that's okay. No, I say the hallway is like this long. I stood like here
Okay, okay
Biggest, but you know, I was gonna get the whole time
I was looking for opportunities to push in it. I could never
I know you were looking at me, but I felt you staring at me while I was dee-gling right next to you
Yeah, no, no, no, no, I was staring at him like when there's no opportunity arises. I'll go like
give me bomb give me bomb give me bomb
Greg!
they... Dimitri
I've been heaven
don't be... don't be... don't be bitchess
do nothing
yo Greg did you hear him?
he just took so much I don't know what's good coms and bad coms
he just constantly on yap mode
I
up when we're the bombs planted you fuck water like I said it don't peek it and
you're wide open only you'll search it bro I want to fucking smack you I want
to rip the fucking broken up the top of your fucking head your fucking
vegetables fuck up you other like you were like you're like a fucking
How is she in there shut the fuck up you're a parasite. Oh
God man
All right, watch low. All right, just went past her then fuck it
Great just got the most bullshit kill I've ever seen
Right is gathering skill or the kids fucking fucking pick up tomatoes off the ground
Six
I
Triple triple with a machine gun
You can put on your
You are the girl
Last round before the switch
Now stop the fucking as loud as you can go bomb bomb bomb bomb then type we are going
I need a gun thank you. I did that one time and it was in bathroom. It was three in a row. It was three in a row
is he in there? no no no he's not, they all escaped
Oh
What the fuck was that? I didn't feel too good
What I'm lucky gaga
I should have won, yes.
You will not kill my ally!
Trying to scare me!
Thank you, fetus and letus for the prime. Appreciate you welcome-
Oh, I thought I was new. It's not bad.
Well, we could be playing better.
Lucky. All this.
Who's we?
Me and train are doing absolute big stuff.
You are baiting everybody and calling them baiters.
Bad friends, but every one you've had on the mic is a negative input you make us worse
genuinely
Me and train have a combined age of 70 years old and we're doing better than you
It's not right. The bandit. Good. Good. Oh, it's it's uh, no
I already bought it. It's too late. I think it's a
look like a
I think I'm dick. Yeah, this bandit is fucking terrible
I'm washed up. I'm old
bike planted
Well, you guys said goodbye, yeah.
You say I'm so sick, with more time train, I should've f**king gone
I see your hugger more times
I'm so sick, Grunk
I'm sick, freckler
You've been saying that for the past four years, there must be something in your soundboard different than I'm so sick
One hooker
That's enough
Welcome me to the jungle now
I
Nice
She's healing that one enemy remaining. Oh, wow nice
Jesse needs to look in time to damage it would be a fucking
Greckler
That's way far
You actually need a game to leave yeah, isn't it like a mod where we can play together? Oh, no
It's right. He's it twice. He's it twice. He's one
Oh
My god
We've been doing it over there. We're always pushing out of it incredibly easy to win spots. Yo, oh, I didn't know
Right
Wish I could say you're wrong there, but he's right
I don't want to do your
I tried to hit him with the confusion spectre thrown in here
Send in extra reinforcements. We almost have the cube
Holy the cube you all spark
As in one short short a short a
One's lurking, eh?
Hey, I'm leaving.
Oh, what?
What?
Where are we?
Dead!
Careful, Traynor.
There's one left, Traynor.
Raiders down.
Good job, Greg.
One more.
Desert, desert.
Yeah, he just killed you.
Yeah, I heard that.
No, no, another one.
Another one.
Like...
Whoa, hold on.
You just turned on me.
And we're done?
One enemy remaining.
One enemy is down.
One in hooping.
No, not one.
Not one.
Holy shit.
He could heal.
He could heal, so.
seconds left
He's on
He's right push that you don't push that you don't have to
Well, we didn't push that's actually kind of present
Love this server. Whatever server this is then commit. It's fantastic
Everything inside of me wanted to thank you. I can buy you exit everything
Can you do by that? Let me be on her let it let him buy you what? Yes
You gotta play one more game after this now
You can't leave on a loss, right?
I mean what I was going to do is what?
Hookah? He's putting Hookah?
To Hookah?
He left.
Move them or broke by the way.
Short AE.
Ashley pushed it.
Down there.
It's Hookah. One of them is Hookah.
3H, amen.
Oh, one's already up!
No!
I should have ulted.
I mean, we got fucking Wolder's Guinness.
How about Gopher's Rangs, I mean, we're all good at that, right?
I
Know
Am I murdered
Wait, why did I mean um what happened? Oh my god. Wait a second. That was so nice do that again
That's funny, uh go for friends or what?
Oh, you're sure, bro.
Did you shit your pants?
Dope of shit.
I have to do it.
He's just farting and sneezing.
Well, what is this advertisement on the valid page?
Like, it's just going to disturb me.
Was there no other good screenshots of any of the videos they have than this really?
I don't know I don't be really mean I don't think it's terrible, but was there nothing better out of all the footage
It's like a bad picture of them
Wait, where did train go? He'll come back
Welcome back. Well, thank you
Oh, hey, Moxie!
What the fuck?
Subman, now I will be hosting a game of Golbatrenza.
Feel free to join it.
Oh, I'm hopping in that.
Yes, sir.
Hi, Moxie.
Hi, Moxie.
Yeah?
Oh, you look so cute and handsome today.
Hmm.
That says you.
It says you.
Hehehe.
Stop.
Chat, where are the DLC maps?
Man, why would you just chill us?
Did they really make a DLC with one map?
is it peaceful pines?
let's play the Augusta
don't start that game without me
we already started
what was Augusta?
are you fucking kidding me?
yeah, yeah, I'm literally kidding you
we did not scarred
workshop maps
they're not even that good though
let me check
The workshop maps are trolled as fuck and your mama trolls for they're pretty bad. No
Moxie no gas them up all day mama's rolling
Chas any good ones your mama would know
The most subscribe to chat.
Can you invite me?
That one is uh, that one's not, it's not bad but we've done it before.
Um, this one is okay.
Well I'll be right back.
Invite me when you can.
Bounce cancel is bad and I like it
No, that's not good either we played a lot of time well back
Well, what's Sunday signature? God likes one
That was good
Wait, how do you have it?
What's that?
Are you crying?
You're so angry.
Why?
Are you okay?
Because I just did the aiming practice thing on Valorant to see if I could do it on hard
mode and I missed every single one.
What happened?
What happened to you?
Just like three or four.
really yes on the hardest so you know when it flicks it's like yeah my record i think is 19
okay so am i am i actually trying on this or like i need to let you guys win shut up we need
one on the board help me how does the mongovs devs take three years to release one fucking map
yeah it's it's insane it's it's genuinely shameless they should honestly be sued for
depriving people of any sort of enjoyment wait this one is this one is coming
easy difficulty i might subscribe
bro like we'll map you haven't done cheater i'm trying to find it but there's none
like all the ones i don't have are all already like like what is this
this fucking four stars was like shit
we already did though not like I'm subscribed already what about the one
proof of this is good it just pick one schnauzi that is good it I was a hundred
kisses never did it's at five stars that's great
Um, permafrost, got it, then.
Alright, you guys enjoy me?
I didn't hear what.
If it's good, I'll give it a good rating.
Oh my god, I got good to bed.
I got work in three hours.
What's work, where were we at?
Gregg's Bakery.
What's your favorite thing to make?
I don't get to choose.
They just give me like sausage rolls, pay attention.
Yeah, but what's your favorite though?
Yeah.
What's your favorite though?
Probably, probably the vegan sausage roll.
It's absolutely delicious.
It's the vegan.
I like it.
There is a meme out, I'm doing the Boris Johnson meme, you would know unless you're
British and cool.
I, I, I actually know, I actually know Boris Johnson memes.
You know the one he uses?
It's the vegan.
No, that's not the wrong guy, sorry.
Yeah, I'm the wrong guy.
That's again the chambers is the hell is chained who the fuck is chained get out of my movie now
You are not my friend
Greek what is so many fucking like friends on friends that are just randoms
That guy's not they always join our shit in scuffle. I don't eat. He's not first of all. They're not randoms. They're my friends
I'm a bee
I'm a bee. I'm a bee. I'm a bee real
We're all waiting for you, bro. You are stalling
Changs was three players me quick and a random
Please invite us. I just joined. Just join. Just join. Like, what the fuck are you doing?
Yo, what the fuck?
Chang invited me
Good guys
What the fuck is he
Was that my friend?
Bruh
It's your friend mate
Why is he appearing offline now? He doesn't want to get unadded. What's going on?
You're not flying so fast
Isn't it funny how he blamed my friends and it was his
That's right.
We're message-raining, where you at?
Playing with me, classic.
Uh...
I got something right from Mox.
Alright.
Guys, can I be honest?
Like, even though I'm having fun playing with you guys,
the Dinosaur game does sound...
Let me have a question.
If someone gets their Gmail hacked and they delete the Gmail,
is there any way to fix that, or do they have to full-wipe and restart?
There's ways.
So, if a Gmail gets hacked and it gets deleted,
Yeah, the individual deleted it took the information and deleted it. Yeah
It's gone. No, you can get it back. Oh
You message me
Wait, wait, can't you just do it to the support? No friend Google doesn't have support
friend a friend it happened to them and
Google's telling them it's gone and they can't recover it and they're just getting
like spam calls and all that bullshit what's the best course of action from
that point I'm the enemy you just the enemy
hi I'm gonna whatever
stop me it's so cute
I won't lie your reindeer on top of your ball is kind of disturbing
Wait, it's so cute though. What?
It's disturbing
It freaks me out
I want it guys. We're here is not a lot
That thinks 300 bucks. Yes
Is it enough?
You need a refund bro
You're done. I said you have a skin so mean
Yeah, I do
Look, I literally have skins.
That's like.
Have a chat with me.
You chose a little bit.
I don't get it.
Oh, we're running.
Are you far again?
Oh, we're in the valley map.
I have no luck in.
Where is the hole?
Press C to get free.
and you can see where you're going to see no way yeah I'm gonna have to do with
this no and I coach Albatross Albatross Albatross Albatross for me to
Yes, yeah, I got this your mama
Lucky not lucky
Yeah, so
So wait, just out of the game. That was fucked up. I almost
Wait, I just go this way
It's a whole for noobs.
Be nice.
Tom, first place, once again.
What'd you do?
Holy delusional.
Then you got mad, and then you got that triggered already.
Holy fucking delusional, you fucking piece of shit.
Holy fucking triggered, bitch-ass fucking smile of martyr.
You're such a dumb fuck.
And you're such a brainless...
Wait, what?
Uh, F?
I think of the time it's...
Hello my baby hello my honey
Oh, are we on bro you haven't been playing
Your girlfriend friends is so fun
Time it Doug
Beautiful planet. Why why do you get full force? You've never been full force. Just go chill
Watch this beautiful beautiful beautiful dog. Oh my god
Nice
And then just whack it in there you're right there
She just gonna hack so it's just gonna hold this and
And I'm lost like how we play yeah, look at the bucket second me and Greco tovay
That's what we do in Valorant and the game and look at her score six seven baby
Wait what
It's collision on
Just play the game in the game, that's what I do, par.
Right.
Right.
Bro.
Down the hallway, going in the hole, please.
Bro, why X?
switch you should sit down collision off it's just ridiculous excuse me moxie
um X oh my god X take your fucking time beautiful bang
nice one thank you for the two versions very fun you're the host leader you
can send them off and you're not doing free cam at the start nobody's doing free cam
this I am
look at what I do that's what I do for a nice yeah thank you what the fuck
was that what the fuck was that you go you go you go you go what the please
I'll go down.
Oh yeah.
Booyah.
Eagle.
Bird.
I got a bird.
I got a bird.
I got a bird.
I got a bird.
I got a bird.
Holy fucking shot, Mux.
You're ham.
Come on.
Come on.
I'll play.
I'll come back, it's fine.
Only a few shots.
Send the shots to first.
I get all dead, buddy.
I get it first, kid.
I see it.
I see it.
Oh.
Like it doesn't work. I just write it
How did you do that cheater wait?
Unglitched holy fucking shit eagle
Really and shot them yeah, that's an eagle look at that. That's what I do
Oh my god, is this what I do?
Eagle! Eagle!
I'm gonna do, I'm gonna stay back and wait until you guys play like you guys do and just look what you do.
Look at this.
Look at me up there, number one screenshot that shit.
He's not even at that show.
I don't even know if I'm gonna win this game. I watched the show here.
I'm tripping.
Yup, that's what I do.
Shit, we're pulling a moota.
Oh shit, where's the hole? There it is. Watch this. I'm already here. Yes, sir. I'm too good at this game where y'all suck.
And later par.
Wait, watch out, Mux. Thank you. I can see I was out of that.
Yeah, I should not have taken forever, man. I gotta get back.
Wait, who pushed me?
No, it did automatically. Oh my
Bogey got a bogey, bro. Oh, it's fine. Is it I would have had me go actually over
It's all left. It's all left
I'm done. I'm over it. How does it is fucking Greek? Oh you in every game?
This is getting ridiculous. It's just time to look at where my game
I see it. It's only for country man. Same. Oh, that thing's too sorry. I made a mistake.
watch what I do though. I'm
through Doug. It's all good.
I'm going to show up right here.
I just got I try to tell you guys
birdie. Come on. This came too
easy. I need more ego though.
A little go up. Oh my good
me. You guys delivered a
this is the skeletons I'm more than these fucking store-lord holy shit go
loads by the way I'm the store-lord baby he's at the score load oh I see it
fuck off I see it
what the fuck are you doing is this what I do
what is this position I'm in
actually fucking lame oh I'm already
watch out kid
very bad.
What?
Oh my god.
Give me a push.
Give me a push.
I'll be respectful.
No, I'm not going to shit.
Come on, bro.
Come on.
Give me a little shove, man.
Please.
Oh my god.
Do you see my...
I want a dinosaur.
I love dinosaurs.
By the dog, you are him right now.
You are the golfing god.
You went from zero yesterday to hero.
a hero.
So what do you do?
Uh, I'm with the...
hold on over there, almost.
I see it.
Well, it just started.
I mean, I see something, but is that really what you do?
Oh, I know exactly what to do.
Oh my god, I lost I lost this game sucks. It's friends for fucking losers
I'm just a dog. No, no, no wrong place
Hey, Doug you you've got use that bump to fly over everything. Yo in the long day guys
I'm on a fucking different track. I shit you not. Oh wait, is the game not how to balance bullshit? Oh
oh no you're kidding wait is that a dance let me check me check me that means
what's that matter shit I fucked up bad yeah I'm here bro look what Jesse is
No, I'm just gonna go to this hole, bro, at the end of the round.
It might work.
Bro!
Come on, see if I can shoot that.
Well, if this hole's gonna work.
It worked.
Wait, it worked?
Wait, that means we'll not have to do that in the future, though.
That's like cheating.
Wait, that's so fucked in it.
Let's not do that anymore.
We should be able to do that.
I mean, if you get accidentally stuck in it,
you should be able to be out of balance.
Oh, accidentally. Got it.
Oh, I see it. That's so easy.
It's not easy because there's a bump.
Is that a hole in the hole?
No.
Shit, what are you did ass?
Thanks
Yeah, someone follow one. That's what I do
Who's the fish did my ball look a little
I'll give it a go to that.
Oh, so where's the hole at?
Oh, I see.
You can see it.
Who's pushing?
I did that on accident, but...
Fuck off!
I think I just helped you.
Oh, look at that.
I think that just hurt me.
I mean, it's okay.
What?!
Birdie!
Kaka, Kaka, Kaka!
It's too easy, bro.
Alright, that's why I should have had all of them.
Nuh!
Fucking pear, bro.
I went out by accident, I didn't even fuck off.
Look at my dinosaur head.
Yeah, it's an old skin we will use in the noobs.
Is that a dog rock?
I see it.
I undercooked.
You can't do it.
You can't do it.
Don't push.
Don't push.
Ain't good enough.
Oh.
You're serious?
Oh my god!
Wait, there's a draining for you.
There's a draining.
I'm just gonna do anything.
I think I'll have a hardish effort in my life and it just isn't doing anything.
Eagle.
Another pair bro.
I wonder if a horn one is even possible there.
Uh, no.
If you make it to the pipe, the pipe leads you down and that doesn't lead you to the slots.
So I mean, what's the point?
Oh, it is one of those like not max but close to
Wow
You're a piece of shit
It's not max
I lost I lost thank you
What did you say like you have got I lost everything
Every stop thing double bogey
Oh my fucking god, oh man. How did you get ass?
That's a very sink. That's so good
I'll let you to score now
Improvements improvements. Oh, oh, oh only six months away now. Hold on. It's getting tired
This is tight like a like a yeah
What the fuck I'm gonna tell you right now full slam is not the way yep slam is not the way
I have an idea I just got a brilliant idea
I got inspired and tried it and it didn't work and mother goat I'm the fucking goat
a pair whatever a pair with a disaster sort for me so I mean I'll take it
birdie what the hell is Stuart Rappin doing yeah you can a toss lookie it's an
ex-league bro that's virus that's big D
Stuart Rappin is a dog bark in my head
Oh
Wait, please I need my mother's beautiful, please please oh almost
Eagle kaka kaka kaka
Train's got to be cheated. No shot. I get you all like that man. I'm getting mooted
Oh my god
So I'm my voice is cooked so I'm gonna try it I'm gonna try it
I can't I can't
I got the top on. Yeah it is. I see it. Oh really.
oh really do I go for it no will you push me
No push, no push, no push, no push.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
How do you chill?
Go back, go...
Or...
Why is this music so intense?
I got a double but why that was six shots.
Let's go again, Moxie, you got this bro, come on, Moxie, you got this, no?
I tried it, I tried it, I did.
Moxie, why are you busy on this?
I'm hard.
Yeah, I'm still a baby.
Oh, it's close.
Five shots.
Two rounds left, only two rounds.
Oh, yeah, these are those maps that will cost you everything.
No!
I lost, I lost.
I gotta get so lucky here. I gotta get so lucky here.
I'll go ahead and do this, but I have to.
Oh, I lost. It's over. I just lost in the- I just- I got it.
I got it. Let's play. Eagle. No, not as bad as me.
What the fuck? Yes, yes, yes. Come on. I need to pray. I got this.
No! Wait!
Oh no, this is bad. No! I'm gonna lose.
please yes yes please okay this is so tight bro yes yes no no no no no this is
so I can't believe it man I should have it in two
so tight bro yeah no yes yeah it's only me and only now oh it's so aft up you
know me now come on you got this one box right there yeah right there you
got it. It's 25% power. Yes. Okay, what's score? What's score?
Now, what's score? No. Double bogey was this how I didn't
know that. Oh my god. I didn't know that. Now, watch me pull
something that not even the gods can do.
This is really bad. Oh, I mean, it's one of those shawl
holes that you need.
I got a birdie
No
Please
Fuck
Please
I got
Oh no
Oh no
Excuse me
Oh damn
I need a nice song
Oh my god
Did I win?
Tell me I won
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh I got
Birdie
Yes
Tell me I win
I first win ever
No
No I've tried
Yes
It was a double win
I'm first on top.
No, it's a draw.
Yeah, it's a play.
There he is.
There's only one.
It says one one unfortunately.
Thank you.
No, no, no.
It's over that I rank and I'm going to.
It's all the muck we do it.
We take those.
We take those.
We still won.
We're still first.
He's 67.
69.
I won, bro.
Yeah, I couldn't wait. Oh my god. I just I just got the T-Rex go. I'm not even kidding
First win. Oh my god, I just got the T-Rex go
What's up, purple, right? You just got
Please yeah
Yeah, all right, no, that's what a real man's matter
I need to hold a new game because I fucked it.
the king now
I don't know
um, I like that it's too dark, you can't see shit, it's very annoying
Jack, I'm thinking of the first
You're not guys, I was thinking you said gosh darn wrong
Me, me, me new one?
Yeah
New one, Jesus. This guy's trying his RTP out everywhere.
Hey, new one? Like what? There's no new ones.
Well, one's ping advantage, bro.
Yeah, he does. He ain't getting shit from you, Mark.
So we just stomp him.
Is it high-fiving?
Yeah, these guys got collapsed. They got boned.
They just got sat down by a 35-year-old.
Next is their mama.
Yeah, they're mamas.
Yeah, you're mamas.
Hey, Gregg, are you there, Gronk?
Do you mind if I land on him?
Oh, uh, maybe Christmas time.
Are you there, Gronk?
Hey, Gronk.
Gronk, are you there?
Tell us who these are going to.
Oh.
Golf ice runder.
Right, except that the console invited me.
You just joined.
You don't mind them.
Most of them.
So I did it
All these look good set down and bounced on it
Biggiders, bro was a perfect trainer lumberjack big enough for a training boom
Excuse me
No, I'm sorry. Was I muted?
I was muted. These events are made for you guys, hold on.
I'm cool with that.
Where are they? They're not appearing.
They're not fucking appearing!
Oh, workshop mess.
It's not clocking to you, isn't it? It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on
business.
It's not clocking.
It's not clocking to you.
Jack's lost trails now this time you guys don't cry. Okay, baby
That's not sure what it's just you know, so you play it bro. It just came out more on
Thank you yesterday. It just
75
No
Of course, of course.
Oh yeah guys, it just came out.
Here's some things that's going on at all.
How do you lost the game?
This game sucks.
Where are you fucking at?
I mean, you don't shit.
Fuck him up, bro.
You lost this last game, my boy.
That last game's level is trash.
We'll see about this.
Smells like shit everywhere you go, X.
You got to check under your shoe, kid.
You just Google that or what?
No mama Google that.
No mama Google it.
What?
G8 and 1!
Not if I do it as well.
8 and 1.
Oh my god, I didn't mean to do that powerful.
Well, the floor is uneven.
Come on, directly, you got this.
oh my god you missed the aisle that much
pretend to be a fucking dinosaur for your golf home
yeah
ancho to the
Oh
I don't understand what I'm doing wrong. Oh, I need that bad bad bad
You hit me in the box bro. Yeah, bro
Bro somebody this game sucks. I got you in the wrong way. You stupid fucking go
Okay, so basically look in front of you press C and then do free cam
I'm ass and you can see now don't suck up again. Oh my god. No see it under the tree by the house, right?
I'm working 35 months. How the hell do you die? Yeah, I can't get the house. No. Yeah, that's it
That's it now do full power and do a little bit to the left. No, no, Bob
Do you thought that's that's what I got over there. There we go bang. Yeah, it's smart. Good shit, bro
okay and then now don't you feel full power here but do all this what no no what do you like do like
one and a half bars if anything two bars thank you almost I'm done with a lot of strokes
I lost this game sucks this shit Greek thank you very good teacher thank you it's my boy Greek
I need to get back to the base.
Thank you.
Watch this.
I think I went to the fucking.
I'm gonna go to bed now, train.
Oops.
Later, bitches.
Oh!
I should have jumped it.
no no no way brother yes and you're kidding everyone got fours call me run
Oh, please!
Yes, sir.
Sorry, bud.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Hold that, Pear.
I got a bogey.
Alright, Greek, what you wanna do is you wanna do about 25% more straight forward.
You got this.
Alright.
Yup, here you go.
Damn, double bogey, fuck!
Okay.
If I pack his handle, it'll be my strap right there.
That's right, I've got two long ones on there.
I'm your tourist.
What do you want?
A little bit of that.
I like that, only I like that strap.
Is that what I do? Is this what I do? This is what I do? This is what I do?
Bang, poor!
No, no, no. Back out. You motherfucker. You guys are going to shit my game.
Isn't this game fun? Isn't it fun? It's unmuted. This game is so fun.
Oh, you're unmuted. Oh, my God.
What's GoFit? Isn't GoFit the same as this, sir? A little bit?
GoFit. There's a game that's going on right now.
What? Oh, no.
Brother, brother what?
Brother, hey?
What?
What, what's happening?
What the?
I'm stuck on the rock.
Could you have a start tree though?
I'm stuck in the rock and it's resetting me. Why is it resetting me? Yeah?
You see that it's resetting me
Me it's glitched look look look look look I'm in but it's
Look no no no look at me. Just watch what oh my god. Yo, where's Jesse?
It's not so glitched, holy shit.
No, this is bullshit. This is bullshit. This is bullshit.
This is not fair. I'm stuck in the rock.
I'm stuck in the rock.
And watch what happens when I do this.
Brother, it's not fair. It's not fair.
Go more to the right. Go more to the right, train.
It's gonna reset, just one.
Now reset the game, end the game.
They reset, just play it through for fun. She was actually doing well on this.
What?!
Yeah, it's Steven Rappin's first, he cares.
I'm just kidding, he's my first for long after this line.
let's use first along like why don't want to I made it over there twice yeah
just need no shit hello
she's on top reset reset it on top hey yeah install that you bugged it man
Oh
Yeah, reset this
I get out
I mean I'm first so you guys hold on there. Mine. Yeah, keep the shit
We're retiring
Um, okay, and Sheniforce is fun.
Can you land it?
Is that the one with the shortcuts?
I don't know.
Join me, join me, join me.
Can you run?
What, why would we restart?
That makes no sense.
Oh, well, well, well, they want to restart on its own.
It's because I was in first,
it's because I was in first, Greek.
We were in first.
We were in first, we were in first.
I'm just gonna take a screenshot of this.
What's, where is this?
Wait, wait, wait, chat.
Am I dumb?
Yeah.
What's Oasis?
What's Oasis?
I joined, joined, joined, joined.
Dude, what's Oasis?
It's like an Oasis in the desert.
What's Oasis?
Do you know what Oasis is?
Oasis?
Oasis, it's a good map, but I haven't done it before.
What's Oasis?
I
I
Like sorry
Andy land I good luck noobs
Easy watch this easy next one wait this looks kind of delicious now in the middle of the way first. Oh my god
No restart restart restart
Again
I
So monsters copies what I do next are you kidding me for this game sucks
When reset it
Just reset the fucking map
Making me hungry
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
My god
I just clicked it. I didn't care. I suck
Oh, no, I just got in my way man. That's me there. Yeah, what's up?
What I'm so old one all the one I'm actually done
God, that's how we play. This is fucking game is so trash
Oh my gosh.
They want me to hurt my game.
Dude, you still like 15% dude, come on man, open your eyes, what are you doing dude, good
job.
That skin is so young.
Now watch this shit.
Oh my god, I'm third.
You guys suck.
I'm going to down three shots, it's all good.
What?
You're going to be down a lot more.
Nice to do this.
What?
You're gonna be done a lot more than this one.
Oh, you fucking fuck, man.
Whoa.
Oh.
Oh, my.
I can't do this, man.
I'm getting distracted by the food.
That same.
What? What? What?
I was point blank.
Are you kidding me?
Watch out, kid.
And fucking bomb birdie birdie
Where is it?
Behind the second
My god, I had it right here
Most I shot away from it
Is anyone else here?
Nope
One cap my event being up there in the wrong way mate
oh well that's the forest, you gotta do less power you gotta get next to the cookie
oh really that's the forest how about this for fucking power
that works too you know
no no
fuck that actually works
oh and i'm back over here
alright fuck it
and i mean what was just aimed at the one side of it
there's a try new things man
so
all
mud
all
try new things man okay i'm trying new things
so innovators do
sometimes you feel a little bit
in the long run
you're sixteen
you're talking to this fucking big ass
this game sucks that's why i'm gonna know this game sucks
he'll ever interrupt my speech again you understand me
again
i'm going
dude no there is no there's an invisible wall
yeah and now I fly off the map
you guys are shit
there's another invisible wall are you kidding me?
I tried to open you
why did it stop like that instantly? yeah I tried getting you in
why did it stop me instantly though?
um, did you think
I tried hitting you with the bullshot
that is fucking bull dick
Here's a kind of dog shit.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get a selfie of him.
I'm really just putting him in.
10 strikes on his map.
Yeah, you've got to try it now, but you'll be boring.
You've got to try shortcuts and shit.
It's like all the time.
Look at everything.
Fun.
You get more straight space more fun if you do like oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hold one
Hold on to oh come on
Hold on one
I hold it to it was even a woman. I don't have my son forces
Some of these just being full power equals when it's not just wait and wait is just simply do is insane
I
Yeah, you want to be the mess maybe be the mess in fucking bitches
Oh my god, oh my god
I'm gonna do exactly that. I think out of a ego ego
What's going on there, what's going on there pal?
no no eggs go forward a little bit and go off that green thing
you suck Marks are you kidding
you can you can go off the blue thing
and bounce up there
nevermind you fucked it
you're so boring where you play as well
you're not even trying to do my shots
he tried to do it six times and you failed
I'm a little one that will do it then
like everybody's coming in are you stupid?
I'm gonna come up with the first fucking jump the fucking bitch
everybody's coming in
You're not me.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm going to wait.
I'll do my short cuts.
I'm still waiting.
You are not me, little boy.
I'm still waiting.
I'm still waiting.
You are not the innovator.
What?
What?
Little buddy.
Know your role.
Know your role, buddy.
Oh, thank you.
Smile.
Now, eat your career, buddy.
Eat anything, buddy.
Like, please.
You're not fucking dying.
And one one.
I'm already in the hole.
Oh yeah.
That's what I do.
You guys gonna ask right up.
I'm un-blessing you.
I need to get to bed. I've been live 10 hours and I've got school tomorrow. I have work. I have work and school tomorrow. I'm second place. I'm coming.
Oh, shit. Watch this. Everybody wait. X is going to go over and just copy that. That's what I do.
all right you're just walking really fun and really fun holy shit all my
I just have everything.
It's me that bugged you.
No, I wasn't.
You're pretty bad at putting it in my phone.
I tried.
I tried to get you up there.
Did you see that?
I'm doing griefs, GG man.
Someone, X.
I'm getting griefed, GG man.
Like, shut up for one second.
Aw, you're gonna rage me to get again.
Here he comes. You can't play the game.
We're just gonna yell at my ear.
There he goes.
41 stroke fucking mic distance. Thank you.
Is it not for men?
Okay.
I'm not only one that's going to try this.
Why do you keep saying I ate my stream?
It's true, by the way.
it's not true the reason I stopped streaming so much is because I was
getting too famous true Ashley true but in reverse
or
I'm just a fucking dumb corner corner
Getting punched very funny. Oh, yes good shit X that was really good for me. I like that
I mean, I'm getting griffed by everybody else.
He griffed you, but then he just hit you right there and you had it.
Oh my god, X, that was looky like visions.
What?
And edge of one.
And bang!
Bang!
Now copy me.
Yeah, and everybody copies it.
This is so lame.
I didn't even talk to you, I just did the whole course.
You just saved me on me thinking.
I actually fucking got off a lot of it.
Seriously?
Oh my god, fuck.
Is my king, is my king do it, is my king do it?
So lame, so lame.
I just got fucked.
Mark's got a horn, one piece of shit.
That's how king does it.
Yeah.
I mean, the king is in the same place.
When you're in the same place, you're not an innovator, you're a copier.
I'm the main client, you're the print.
You are not me.
Why are you trying to be me so it's bad?
What are you, you have 60 strokes of it?
No, we're trying to be you.
Like, stop calling yourself an innovator.
You have 60 strokes.
Now disconnect your arm.
I am the innovator.
I am that guy.
I'm the guy that does it first, because everybody's scared.
Oh.
Remember that, OK?
All in one.
No freaking way.
No freaking way you just did that, Jess.
Yeah, he's googling as well.
Yeah, I'm googling, and if I'm not googling,
watching him if you're not watching you're eating food like it's just one
thing I'll be a little nice one X fucking idiot
Oh
Not care what is the man doing?
stop saying it like you're gambling
where is it?
your mama's house
actual dude
bro i thought that was a secret way
oh my god
wait really? you have to put more power to it right?
Well, I should get more points.
Oh my god, this game sucks.
You're doing it fastest.
I just lost everything.
Are you kidding?
No, this game sucks.
This game sucks.
You're kidding.
Oh, it's a shot.
Kenny's refriking.
This is insane.
Oh my god.
What up?
I tried my best.
Mark is on shot 34.
OK, here it comes.
Here it comes.
Oh, it's shot, shot.
Two.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is the man doing?
Yeah, he's doing strokes.
He's doing strokes.
It's over.
What the fuck is he doing?
What the fuck?
Bro, bro, bro. You know that thing is ironic, right?
It's from a clip.
What the fuck is he doing?
I thought it was from a clip.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
I'm done.
No!
hold it like I'm not getting it jesse actually on google like
yeah that's on google oh yeah oh yeah that's right
it's a ho to the man you're a mulledur
wow what a shot what a shot well jesse you should be owning but you're the
golfer guy i am i just got a horn one from last place to perfect
fucking percentage it hits all the ones you've got it makes sense
interesting i'm the clutch guard for reason walk in
I'm last place, my spirit second place in the whole game.
Let me shut the mouth, not on me.
I see it.
Let me smell it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Some tough chub.
I've seen that.
Are you kidding me?
This game
I told hard I got three I
Sold the bag I got three as well. I sold the bag. I almost had two and I wonder
I wonder who can do it. Ah, bitch ass
So folks on the cheese about the trap for that whole looks lickable though, so that but what?
Oh, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about
Chat right
What is this man, that's this game and I can't get it. I almost just hold on one
That would make you want to part it
Well, I don't see a loco.
Fine.
Easy.
But where is it?
I'll get it.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah, okay, let me whatever. Oh my gosh
I'll take that
Birdie birdie in the water moxie. See you already on this hole. That's fucking nuts. Nice Google
Nice smart now. We know the most is not good one. That's out of the way
You can't do that.
Easy.
Easy.
You act dimm-
I'm here.
Somebody else's light does not make yours brighter.
Be nice to Mozzi now.
Okay, you have 34 shortings.
Don't talk.
There he goes.
There you go.
Stim your-
Dimming my light.
Dude, I got blocked.
Sir, the funnel goes there.
I want it in.
Now, mate, come on.
Oh my God, I forgot to remember my swings.
Oh my...
Fuck it, kid.
Don't you fucking dare, right?
Ah, Bogey's not here.
What?!
Bogey's not here.
What?!
I
Can't say myself five fucking strikes work for what? Oh, I can't believe it. I could have said myself like
How is he going yeah, I look super
I'm going to be last.
I'm actually going to be last.
Nah man I just sold my leader digits.
What lead?
What lead?
I'm pretty sure I'm last.
It's last one.
It is lead.
I'm only number 3.
It's last one.
It's very cool.
Ah, it's one of those two holes did he?
Okay, let's get a hold of him on here, dawg.
Yes, sir.
Do you appreciate that, booze?
You're the master of the fuck I've addressed.
I do that's what I do
Part it
Oh
So close so fucking close holy shit won't see fucking the dips it in your
Straight dip it is
I'm straight stroking it for hours my boy
I'm good to bet you guys
Let me do an outro let me do an outro before and this is it for us tonight. Thank you very much
That was our ex-c and friends
aka a Greek the sideshow
Please make sure to give a little bit of lights for my side
The little
What the hell?
Oh my god.
No way.
Yay.
The Jordan never did that move.
Oh, I love that video.
All right, I'd like to turn it off.
Hmm.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Mind if I roll mead?
Jesus.
That was awful.
You know where that's from?
If you know where that's from, you'll be good.
It's from Wow.
It's on some clip.
it's from halfstone yeah alright goodnight guys thank you for watching and thank you
everybody for watching this has been a fantastic episode gaming with friends and
we'll see you on the next episode guys and we'll have just as much fun and just
as much laughs goodnight everybody bye
yeah so yeah I'm out better
yeah so here's on the tomorrow line
what is this? sorry
what was that?
tiktok, I was looking at my camera sorry
yeah, yeah, yeah, can you get in there and get out of the chair and talk about it?
bye
and um
will be happy to hear tomorrow
um
and until tomorrow
that's going to get soon to be deleted by the all-knowing Twitter Dev.
That truly knows better than everybody else. I'm lucky. But, my check.
There's no check. It's good.
No check. It's here.
I don't know what's up with that.
Like, I'm really confused.
Like
I don't do it. I
Just you like it your your attitude as a developer
Like what you interact with do also some media says a lot about you as a developer like
And I don't mean this because I'm not all knowing either but the way that this guy can does himself on Twitter like that
Like the lead product is I know whatever
It's genuinely
like alarming it.
Like it should be like a better alarm
so people that work there,
people that are in charge of it.
Like what have done us?
Like even if somebody says that's incorrect,
you would show, oh, this is incorrect
and here's why and here are the metrics.
Like Brody's spews nonsense fake stats out of nowhere
and throws away like some side shade ego insult
to like the people that make the platform what it is.
Like that's just so stupid.
Like what is up with this guy?
And then that shows that, that's how you deal with
actual criticism and constructive criticism
at the workplace is this, you're a shit then.
What about it?
I mean, that's what it.
You're going to be done in activity.
When they've rolled out the updates
that the com does not go to the main page anymore.
Bro, I wouldn't even see my own post
that I made myself after making them on the fucking thing.
Like, bro, the algo is so bad,
I wouldn't even see my own posts that I have made
like when it was in the com because they made a product
that I think they cost much money
or doesn't give them money.
But I think again, it's not that I think they made a product that doesn't give them money flat-out, right?
So it's not it's not a money farmer and it realize that yo, this is not this is I'm needed because it doesn't farm
So they they told the algo told the other code and then oh guys, it sucks
We have to remove it because it's not good. Nobody uses it whether you killed it. No shit that it's not like
Like, well, they trolled their own product and then blame the product because it's bad.
Like what?
As soon as the hit come behind the three dots and it was over, oh yeah, but it wasn't just
that either.
Like, the Algos are doing a bunch of weird shit for the original.
But it's gonna be hard to be sympathetic with them saying, oh yeah, propaganda and misinformation.
We didn't do anything like that.
It's gonna be hard to be sympathetic with all that shit when you see how they conduct
themselves.
You know what I mean?
When they deliberately manipulate shit and it goes bad, then I know for a fact that
that the ways that it was in the past are now absolutely valid.
Now I know for a good day, we're doing that.
I mean, I'm not stupid.
Like, that just makes sense.
True or false?
His only job is increase engagement and numbers.
You know what I'm saying?
I think that the comms,
the comms were probably keeping people too tight.
That's my schizo idea.
My favorite idea is that comms are keeping people to inwards
and they're not being of the handheld towards other places
that are leading them in the ways that will make them money.
Like, so people are circling it in their own spots
and that's good for you, but then it's bad for them.
True or false?
You didn't get the ads and comms to it's crazy.
Yeah, what I mean to you
Look at the common stream it brought the we thought we used to watch it come on see it on the phone
Like at one point it just he brought it just it is that who did really already?
Everybody's everybody's like that
whatever bro I can't we don't care
I don't know much about chip
very cool