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You need to stop job beating it. You're showing your pool play a party in players. I don't give a shit
But I'm here for 10 years
I don't get a maintainer like gypsum just we got people to play games with them
I don't give a shit like how hard is it to be with the aren't fucking shitty ass humans
It's not our like like I'm sure there's people out of that like to play games that aren't like something like fucking absolute fuck lords
The boss below in I mean like it was like about me over here. Yeah
All right, what's up X hope you're having a fantastic day. Um, she was remorals that true much love
Again me
I don't care to play games with like it is what it is I mean am I bobbing am I bobbing
am I
I'll fix my hair soon though.
How is that?
I thought about Trump, but counter-ism official is under, I mean Clinton's just looking for
sure that he's demining her ex-opinion to Lycea.
I mean, I don't really care how much, check.
Check.
If somebody has a high job, whatever.
Oh my god.
The bird don't like, nobody move, nobody fucking move,
nobody move.
Flow away.
It's fucking flow away.
I am so fucking mad.
Chat moved and it's flow away.
Brother, brother, the bird was looking inside the house,
right?
The mother, chat moved too fast and it's fucking flow away.
I'm not dramatic.
Chat, it looked like this, um,
name all seven continents.
Um,
it looked like this.
Okay.
This.
Hold on.
And it was gray and blue.
Chat, it was gray and blue.
Like there was maybe a little bit of blue here like this.
Like this, um, yeah, not like that.
Trevor, what'd I be?
Trevor, what'd I be?
Really?
Female blue jade?
I had a female blue jade on my porch.
Oh, my God.
No, no, like this um, no it wasn't as fluffy
Yeah, it was as fluffy sit there
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, I had a hat though, I had a bit of a hat, like, you know what I mean?
I had that, but a little bit of a hat.
I need to get an outside cam low key.
Yo Victor, you need to get an outside cam so you can have a bird house with food and
the birds come in and I click a button and we get a small bird view.
I'll sign this for the way it looks.
I think this is easier than I thought it would be.
So my voice is clear today.
So my voice is clear.
Hey, Chad, what are we doing for today?
Should we run?
Yeah, Chad, what was I watching?
Oh, yeah, this. Check in with you.
I don't really give a fuck.
If somebody wants to do, get a sugar daddy.
I mean, Chad,
adults can do whatever they want
with consenting adults.
Outside of work hours.
Welcome to the jungle, that's for-
Guys, guys, what I'm saying is,
if somebody is like a, I don't know,
like press lead of the White Houser,
and they want to, I don't know,
like, do some freaky shit that's legal and concerning,
I mean, I don't give a fuck.
Wait, unless it's against the laws and like that.
Yeah, I don't think it's in the shoe. Okay.
The voice of Edward Kenway
This is assassin's creed black flag resinked
13 years after the original this remake brings the classic game back to life
Rebuild from the ground up with the latest
To deliver the most thrilling pirate adventure
Um
Your life seems a grand one if I may say
So full of adventure.
So he's going to get his good job.
I remember playing it, but it's not.
Oh wait, hold on, I got a trick with this, hold on.
Exploration is more expansive more beautiful and more perilous than ever before
With seamless access to cities and locations the world feels
Is it the game job with the sea shanties when you start to fly away?
Creating the perfect backdrop for a life on the edge where freedom is earned and danger is never far away
Keep track of your opponents and use all your tools to level the players.
I'm giving this a name.
Growing up, me and my brother never played any variety games.
All these games we didn't play them and we didn't give a shit.
A lot of games, going back to them, it taught me to care much because I didn't play them
back then.
So they're not bad, but I don't get the same vibe to them.
I don't play competitive games.
I was talking about a variety like 10 years ago.
She's an artist actually.
Shit like that, personally.
Twitch.
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
They're probably gonna catch some flags saying,
it's not time to make this social media act shit like that.
Nega, you know what to do.
Chat, isn't LA chat, I swear,
because I had two rentals that did this exact setup.
And then you turn on the fucking heat in this muscle car.
the roof, the wall, and cracks.
Bro, drop a comms segment in the Twitch, man.
That's all they have to do.
That shit will be popping.
And I'll be honest with you, comms on Twitter were ass.
The only reason comms on Twitter were good
was because the algorithm just fucking shelves
that everybody faced.
That's the only reason it was good.
I am in one comm, the agency.
But trust me, when I say,
I see everything from all the comms.
I see all the NMS stuff.
Not anymore.
Jack, truer back then, not anymore.
Think for a speed game.
Kai Mafia, every day, I see the truth.
I see everybody's feet, YRG.
I see everybody's shit.
You would think I subscribed to everybody's shit.
You don't even have to follow nobodycom on Twitter
because they just put the shit all in your face,
I swear to God.
That was the calm buck.
Yeah, but at least it adds a layer
of human moderation though.
Like, okay, even if that were true,
in my opinion, just think about it.
Like, it's still posts that are kind of
modded by the common, in the common, I mean by humans, right?
Like, otherwise it's the same thing,
but it's like, bodied shit.
So like-
As soon as they nerf how much they put it in your face,
it's actually not a good feature.
It's not a good feature.
There could be a way-
A little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little bit.
...any other platform, in my opinion.
Yeah, I mean, I think the algorithm is quick anyway.
I mean, is this...
Wait, he's as good as...
Yo, who is this guy?
I hope he can convert to get to
a lot of
change. He is my second
birthday kiss kiss.
He's moving like me.
He three dives and pushes the
ball down.
down. Oh he just blocks. He's predicting as well. Like let's take this shot like, let's
take it and read it. That would go right side. That's what I would do. Hold on. Hold on. That
would go never go left never go left to make it to know the shootouts up a
constant
that would go right here is Mario Pasha rich yo I suck man just forget it dude
just forget it no I suck now I suck is what is yeah I suck if this gets the
Just know openly that every day y'all have goats, true.
True, I actually open it too.
President Trump, I can turn in the journal.
Say that medical marijuana less than just drug,
energy, it's cool, very cool.
Licensed medical marijuana.
Cool, so that's licensed for medical, no?
Like Susan Shea or whatever.
Anyway, continue with the streamer, of course he says that David had the same amount of
a sea salmon as iCloud, was in court Thursday, and when he had the project alleged he murdered
yeah, he said he's hearing ahead of his family hearing, to judge them for may wondering hearing,
First he just spoke to the corners of his phone, I was going to say, I'll be ready, yeah, I mean it, yeah, I mean Gigi
Yeah, well, C-Sem is like the worst type of digital material you can think about
All right, all right, we saw this, we saw that
Okay, I was just looking at three minutes usually like a the gas station stuff normally
Yeah, that's that's the gas station. Yeah, I guess I feel like I can't go to you anymore
each I guess her a forbidden any idea why I'm not here. How many do you have a few different
ones like I think about three right now and we're going for how many how much did you
spend my gas station check this guys I didn't really know about this is college
ever when I see this clip he's like decent no well each one I will in I would
see that's too bad takes them a lot of them are pretty and I think it's like I
think each is worth about like three to four mil that's like the land plus he's
given ass hat sometimes I think but I think that's just part of the
I'll take facilities, right?
Okay, let's call it three and a half million for all three each.
Yeah.
Okay, so 10, five, zero, zero.
What's your yearly cash flow for these?
I don't really know it off the top, usually, because I don't look at them for profitability.
It's more of just so I can reduce that on paper to the IRS.
How much I'm making because I have all these business expenses.
What was the intent behind these gas stations purchases then?
The tax vehicle?
Tax vehicle.
Okay.
Yeah, that makes the most sense.
Yeah, that's it.
All right, Chad, what else we got today?
Anything interesting?
Well, hold on one second.
Hello, friends.
Good to have you with us.
Chad, the motion is insane.
How, what are the odds, Chad?
That this comes out after we play it again.
And welcome back to a beautiful morning,
and what I'm sure will be a thrilling round of golf.
Although, today's game may be different, as the fairway appears to have changed considerably.
Well, well, how about that?
Chat, did you add like a battle royale mode, like Cup of the Day on Charmagnette?
This is going to be a game to remember.
Golf with your friends too, coming soon to a course near you.
wishlist now I will be playing this I will be playing this chat chat if they
catch a good trend on this and he catch some wind right or like a lot of people
actually play it and I'll be able to like make maps it's gonna be good check
these games the more people play them the more they have a chance at actually
doing good but if nobody gives a shit then it's fucking it's a piece of shit
that came from. A lobster? An octopus?
Looking in the section to the left of their bench from where they sit as you look at it.
Fucking chicken? They're going to have to clear up the ice here and we got some debris
out of their bench from where they sit as you look at it. What a fucking classic. They're
We're gonna have to clear up the ice here and...
Jeez, a whole ass religious chicken.
Oh well, the enemy Chinese is pretty common in the hockey games.
See it. Let's see it.
You're not gonna be able to see the item in the name of the player. You have to place it down.
What the fuck is he doing?
What the fuck is he doing?
What?
I mean, I'll take it.
That's full in China diamond. Fuck that fucking mystery. What's wrong? Give me your fucking full enchantment, bro
Yeah, and you are used to better
Exes coach your angel I coach your Andrew is my is my peon
That's my child is one of my peons like are you kidding me?
How much work can a one-shot chuck at the witch?
A little like you.
I'm not having fun with any of you.
Don't put your witch at none.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
These n****s ain't nothing.
You wanted this, amigo.
Yeah.
And the bitch you're gonna really wanna kill me.
And the bitch you're gonna really gonna kill me.
I am so from the screen to the ring to the band to the...
Banger.
Excuse me, ma'am.
It's better
Oh
I
crazy thinking they're gonna grab the baby.
Ha! Nope, I'll wait till somebody else.
Is that real?
Jack?
Jack?
Yo.
Jack, I always mean that I'm wrong.
Jack, I'm wrong often.
I think I'm wrong.
You guys know you're wrong.
I'm wrong sometimes, not all of them.
So I know, I think I'm wrong.
It's I think you're gonna be all done.
Stop.
It just flew from the sky.
It's in my hands.
And I also have an oxidized copper-gonum statue.
Stop, stop, stop, please.
Get down, Mr. President!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, too far!
What the fuck does that mean?
What in the...
What?
What?
What?
I didn't sign this one up, Chad.
What the fuck?
Alright, let's go, let's go.
I'm gonna come towards you.
I'm gonna come towards you.
That is absurd.
K.O.T. some other Minecraft, then that's gonna cool.
Try and get rid of it.
And look at it.
Chad, are Green Bay Packers fans fat?
I don't I don't want to say his name at all
Yeah, that's a cool note
Yeah in 2000 whatever that was pretty nice pretty hard
Okay
Dude corning I got eaten but how does she lose the money did it just no she didn't lose it
She was just like she was siphoning funds like I would write a check to go pay my taxes
And instead of her using it to pay my taxes
She would send me a fake filing of taxes didn't take that money and so at the end of the day though
It's my negligence so
So regardless of that.
Buddy, buddy, here's the negligence, buddy, buddy.
Your dad was cooking meth the whole time and you didn't know.
Like anybody would expect you not to take your shit.
The IRS doesn't really care about you.
Buddy, are you good at it?
They only care that you make sure that you are paying it.
And anyone else that handles that is your fault because you did not do your due diligence.
It only took me 10 years to pay it off.
10 years to pay off your taxes?
It was a rough thing, dude.
I got it.
10 years?
Interesting.
I mean spoiling it's nice boy. It's the plot of the show. It's the plot of the show you moron
Okay, okay
No, you didn't what did you get what it changed?
I don't want to talk about it, I do not want to talk about it, Kedwin.
You said Max Swinney, so you said Max Swinney.
That's cool.
My children are blameless victims of their monstrous father, a man who you once knew.
Oh, I remember this.
Chat, remember the lasers?
Chat, that eye is just fantastic.
I think it's just cool directing.
What is there?
I must say, because it's cool.
Oh.
Just breathe.
Just this afternoon, I had an extra $200,000 that I would have loved dearly to leave on
top of this table.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Ken.
Kim, Kim, you think it's scornin', you think it's scornin', hold on now, hold on, I don't
show it.
I gave it to the two best hitmen west of the Mississippi.
It's not corny, the whole point is that it's corny.
Whatever happens to me tomorrow, could I still be out there?
There are boomers, they wouldn't know.
Keeping tabs.
And if for any reason that my children do not get this money,
a kind of account.
Jack, let me make sure to plot that.
Because these aren't actual hit men or whatever.
These are just two crackheads that he hired
to do the laser job.
And these are two boomers to realize that
like these aren't like fucking like gun lives and shit.
That wouldn't even do anything, you know what I mean?
Like it's, okay chat, chat's doing the fucking, the skip with the fucking, all right, all right, well chat's just doing the crickets, so whatever I guess.
Okay then, okay.
that's the way that it is at last, right?
I was here the other day, I was saying.
I had a friend that had this,
she had a friend that had like he had an open house
while we're playing games chat.
And I know why they were doing that,
but they would make the house look like shit on purpose.
Why would they do that?
Like, I don't know why he kept putting everything
on the ground all the time when we're playing games
when they had open houses.
Another year to carry.
So they would stay, hold on.
Wait, that actually makes sense.
It's January.
It's February.
be drawn to by any means necessary.
March is here, my daughter is here.
April is here, white the simpas appear.
Howdy.
Kids, if you don't respond, I'll be all mad.
Hey, man, have a good night, man.
I love every good dance store, man.
where the best things happen in your life, bruh.
Hey man, I never did that before.
I never did that before, man.
Where the best things happen in your life, bruh.
Yeah, I mean, that was me frozen, bruh.
Game trailer, that's it.
So this...
is...
Yeah, you can keep that. I'm not gonna put it. No, I'm sure anyway. What else are we gonna do?
Banks reveals a $15,000 chrome hearts kipa.
I guess, I don't know, is that true or false?
Looks maxer, clavicular than Ben and term it on YouTube.
Oh, unlucky.
I didn't know he had a YouTube.
Anyway Jack, what else do I do today? Anything interesting to any clips?
Let's take a look. Let's do the rounds.
So that was everything? Like what?
Ooh! Hold on!
I love that. A day job, but you're not cooking. What are you doing full time?
I am a cooking content creator, so I cook online, I also do live streaming.
How many followers do you have now?
I think on all my platforms, probably a little over 2 million.
How many do you want now?
That's incredible.
2 million. That's cool.
That's amazing. Well done.
I'm not here for followers, I'm here to prove myself, I'm here to prove that my food can taste good.
This smells amazing, okay?
Yes.
Do not overcook that, Wagyu.
I will.
Okay, good luck.
Thank you so much.
Let's go.
Very cool.
Check.
I
Those are friends
They're a lot of them watch live
That's pretty cool
Okay
Yeah, we saw this today, that's pretty insane
I
Would explain it for me
Except what the fuck is that
Yeah, what the fuck is that
I don't understand it.
He's just watching a screen of mines.
Put the belt on him. You ain't gonna slap me. Why would I slap you?
Exactly. So what are we talking about?
Do you think if I was in a position of power over you where I was entirely confident I could beat you up,
I could beat you up. I would help you not in no not on this planet not on the next
No, I'm saying I still wouldn't do it
Even if I was confident I would beat you in a fight because I have no reason to okay
You're too stupid to offend me even if you were trying okay, and you're too dumb and goofy to even fight so I
Think it's far more than likely that you would be able to be made a fight. Yeah, you're dumb
I'm done for that. You disagree. Yeah, next question, bro
No, I want to stick on that one. You said I was dumb which part of that was you think I could beat you in a fight
You can't be unified so then what what did I say that was done? You're just dumb that was just a throat
Okay, I just wanted to remind you to remind sometimes was good to remind each other of
You know
What am I watching?
Facts again
Thank you for reminding me of fact in the whole week that she's a channel broken down broke again. Do you think the poop?
pop on out
cap still skips sometimes funny I give you money for no ads
Cut reacting to cut classic.
Okay, okay, okay.
Come on, come on.
Let's go. Let's go.
Look at his fucking stupid ass headphones.
Brother.
But he's got like massive like aerospace, space engineered fucking headphones.
He's got audio file headphones.
Like no shit, he'll plus be a little buster.
Making this video right.
I haven't seen Kira Kidey in forever.
Well, the baddest girl you know, Chad, well, she has, she has shits like this.
Um, what do you mean?
Well, what is that?
U.S. military forces, soldiers involved in killing Venezuelan presidents, was arrested on energy
betting on that operation, and it made him fornicate in profit.
Okay.
According to a person familiar with the matter.
Yo, um, now, now, I read that they're actually doing this though.
Check, check, check.
I think all people do that.
You know what I mean?
Like, like, people have been doing that.
And then, and then that's mad.
It was, oh, we'll do fair enough, whatever.
Watch this.
Check, watch this.
Hard mode.
Daily.
Watch this.
This is what I do.
I had it. I had it. I had it. Chat, can I reset it guys? The volume is too low. Chat, the volume is too low.
I should be able to reach at least one time.
That's lame, that's lame.
I couldn't hear it.
Yeah, I got it.
Huge.
Okay, okay.
Hold on.
I'm dark shit, just gonna get him in.
Oh, I'm dark shit.
that
that
uh... there is what is it
chat job with the trial set that up and you know this stroke it up to a hundred
and i'd like to get my mind my daily is going to be a little bit of a little bit
today
We just received the autopsy report
from the medical examiner in Celeste Revis's death,
for which David is now charged with her murder.
And there are some interesting things,
and we talked about this before,
that we knew that the coroner had ruled this,
the medical examiner ruled this a homicide.
How are they going to go through
40 terabytes of data in 60 days?
But we didn't know because of death.
And the DA said they were stabbed,
There were some kind of sharp, sharp, sharp, sharp was used.
Now we know, and what they're saying is,
there were two wounds in particular,
and that they believe, and they use the word may,
and the word may is gonna be really important,
which we'll talk about,
that they may be penetrating wounds,
which would not be wounds in dismemberment or body.
Right, because of where they are, they believe,
is I think the mean, and also the wound itself.
And the way they describe it is,
they describe two penetrating wounds,
one on the abdomen and one on the chest,
and they describe them as, they tell you the depth
and the length of these and they say they have smooth edges.
Indication seems to me that some sort of knife
was plunged into her and it left to smooth them
and smooth edges.
It's a length of the wounds.
One is three quarters of an inch, one is nine sixteenths.
So the this size wound as the penetrative wound,
these are not indication of the length of the blade.
It's also a blade blade.
It could not dismember a body, right?
This would not be the same instrument
used to dismember the body.
Now the body was dismembered, they describe all that
in detail, but those types of cuts to take the body apart.
would be different than it does the report say anything about the dismemberment or what they
believe was used. You removed the tattoos with his eminence? I didn't know that. They don't say
well it does describe it in a lot of detail. It is gruesome. So there's a word that's used may
that it may have been caused by this. The defense is going to jump on that. Oh they'll
because they're not they're not saying it's conclusive and it aligns with what we've been hearing
which is that they were having a really hard time determining how she died.
Well, look at the passage of time.
As recently as February, yeah.
The passage of time to determine this is a long, many, many months.
There's also, and it's conflicting, and we still can't quite figure it out,
but there are references to finding presumptive positive indications
that she had both meth and MDA and MDMA in her system.
Although additional screenings showed that to be not detected,
but initial screens that presumptively.
It seems like there were two tests taken, two talk screens.
The initial one detected MDMA and methamphetamine.
Subsequently, they did a confirmation test,
and it was unclear whether there was MDMA,
but there wasn't a methamphetamine,
but no sign of MDMA at that second confirmation test.
I mean, ultimately, is that going to matter?
Would you make a trial, like, whether or not
she was in any drug?
Well, they may argue it was an overdose.
I don't know what they're going to argue,
but they'll latch onto it.
That's true.
But look.
If it was ODA, it would be a lot more, no?
It would just be traces, and it would be like...
I covered the OJ Simpson case.
The coroner was on the stand for eight days in that case.
So this is gonna be the centerpiece of the case
because what the DA is saying is we have evidence,
she threatened David that she would expose their relationship
probably in a text that's the way they make it and that she goes to david's house
on april twenty-third twenty twenty-five he's likely to be seen again right so
now the question what happened
so the prosecutors gonna say he stabbed her to death and here are these two
wounds
and then you're gonna have
the defense coming out and saying look number one
you didn't say conclusively you're saying may
and this is a reasonable doubt case
number two
if it was so clear to you
why
four months in
were you still saying which are more for so this is going to be
other people's part of this panel so i would think
maybe they'll say this that it would get
to find those wounds the more time passes
they've got a lot of it
and i'm sure they it's what it'll be a little bit of
like like you gain fame
you gain money
You gain everything that the people generally feel like in general wants and the first thing
they have is like getting with children.
I mean, really?
I don't want like I'm not really getting this.
Like what's what is this such a trend though?
I don't want to get it.
Yeah.
Like how about you fucking go and buy a car from like, like maybe, maybe, I don't know,
the biopants of a house.
I mean, am I farfetched with this or what?
Chad, this is a brain-giver of my son.
Logical reasoning.
Sequence.
Daily, time to shine.
That's it.
Okay, is that it, who is he, oh my god fourth place
Fourth place!
Fourth place!
I'm cooking!
Okay, hold on.
Okay.
Okay, let's continue then.
Okay?
Hold on.
I mean wasn't that bad was it? Wait it didn't have to go. It didn't have to go.
That was decent. I mean it wasn't that I would be all of these people cheat so I don't give
shit fuck him. Which I, oh, wait, I was on a heart. I was
not part mode. daily daily is not a little bit.
came on there's no really.
I mean, I miss it.
Not bad.
Here, ex-QC, please help Lattwog down from Poland.
Really?
He's streaming on and he's raising money for children with cancer.
not bad bang that was good formidable dude chat I think if I had my you are not
just a streamer you are the definition of entertainment itself what yo is like
witnessing pure chaos and genius colliding real yo true energy is unmatched
your reactions are transformed and your ability to turn even the most random
moment or something unforgettable see the rule apply the rule hold on what is
It's time to shine.
I mean, nobody does it like you.
Um, um, um, it just spins.
It spins.
Um.
Suck it 1G.
I don't know what's that.
Hashtag apt.
I don't get it.
Um, um.
I don't...
holy suck it 1g I got it I mean chat I don't know how it worked I did not know
how it worked man top left buster top left buster top left buster why did I
know there was a time that was there on a daily lock in get his die out of your
mouth
I mean you guys say six six one G but he's right
chat I told I told them I mean I'm terrible
oh watch this focus up
Really?
It was really...
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay boys, okay boys.
I mean, chat, that wasn't that bad, was it?
Which I need to really go on this.
Flash, what is that?
It's a frame time.
It's going through the TSA line.
The TSA agent says, is this your laptop?
And the giraffe says, I thought you'd never ask.
Seven?
I had it on six.
I'm
by me please give me a third chance forgive me chat love zero
I
Like
Needful chat that was gonna be the note
Okay, hold on track was that you see here we go
I
The ending is bad.
Check.
Check.
Am I the only one who thinks that?
Check.
At the end of the game, it does this weird shift and it's a real troll.
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It's like a computer.
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Is that a killer?
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Then we'll get a cignon, Sarah.
Jack.
I'll buy this piece, though.
All right, better move over like this, um, wait, what do you say?
Yeah, I can't see it.
I can't see it.
He's gonna send you a DM, but I can't see it. Look, it disappeared.
Hello?
Another day, another pre-recorded stream. It's classic.
Chad, what is this thing, JR?
What is this thing, JR? Chad, hello? Is this bots?
Is this bots?
Oh, that's him, Senya the amp was a flu virus if you're a community intact man.
That's cool.
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Joe, does that mean we'll keep the gun?
Um, I'm the one who's...
Chad, how about, Chad, how about a little reactin'?
Just, Chad, don't you do that, I mean, I like what it is.
Yeah, yeah, I'll do that in a minute, uh, uh, uh, just...
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I should go and help.
I'm sorry Mr. Woodaker, I couldn't hear you well, if you say it.
Jack, I don't think you did that. Jack, I really don't think you did that.
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I don't know how much you guys would believe me, but I'm lying, that's just a motion banter.
I don't know how much you guys would believe me, but I'm lying. That's just a motion banter
I'll tell you though watch yourself. I don't care. I can say all of this. This is free speech
When an Instagram user calling himself in cell revolutions soon shares a series of posts that draw the attention of the FBI
they traced the account to a home in Edgewater, Florida.
There, a special agent clashes with the poster,
who believes he's done nothing wrong.
Putting the fuck out of there, ain't that?
You going to jail for that now, baby?
Yeah, if you're inciting mass murder
of particular individuals, absolutely.
The following is based on official police records,
and the footage has never been seen before until now.
Please note that any person charged with a crime
is presumed innocent and less end until proven guilty
in a court of law.
On October 18th, 2025, the FBI received a tip
about an Instagram user posting what they describe
as RMBU.
15 months.
Can I get your welcome to the rain for a check?
Or racial cancer, the rain for a check.
And violent extremist ideologies.
Their investigation identified the user
as 19-year-old Lucas Luke Neftrolane.
Six days after receiving the tip,
a special agent with the FBI arrives on his front porch,
accompanied by a...
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Let me give you a rundown.
Free speech is free speech until you incite stuff.
If you say things you like called after violence,
then that speech isn't protected
because it's against the law.
The same way that an NDA protects you from somebody,
say unless it's a crime,
and the NDA doesn't hold up anymore.
It's much the same thing.
If it breaks the law, that speech isn't protected anymore.
with the Edgewater Police Department.
How you doing, dear?
Hi. How you doing?
So, Angie will explain everything to you.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, what is this about?
Is this Lucas? Yes.
Okay, so I'm glad that you're here as well.
So, is he saying I'm something online?
Is that all?
Really? You're looking at him and saying I'm online?
Yeah.
What are you kidding me?
What is he saying?
What are you going to say?
Nothing.
Instagram account.
I get back on there.
What's your Instagram handle?
Why would I need to tell you that?
Brother, I'm not going to answer that question.
If the FBI let your house ask you a new question,
it's for a reason.
Board-certified criminal defense lawyer Bruce Rivers
reviewed this case and shared his perspective.
Please note that all legal opinion...
Also, these people are kind of brainless,
because that's the answer.
If the FBI is in the front door asking questions,
it means they don't have enough to bring you in.
Otherwise, they would have brought you in.
And if they will bring you in, then so be it.
And then you get a lawyer, like, I don't get it.
Like asking a question on your front porch.
That's, that's, that means they don't have much.
Ian's expressed are solely bruises
and not reflective of IWU.
He does not have to say anything to these officers.
You can say, I refuse to answer any and all questions.
Now they don't have to mirandize him
because he's not in custody.
Sir, it's for a reason, but I mean.
Well, I mean, yeah, he goes.
I understand that.
What do I say now?
I've done nothing in this community.
I'm not doing it for me.
What did he say something?
I'm a terrible person.
Why would you say that?
Why are you using it?
We don't talk to only terrorists.
People might gun us.
He has never been in trouble for doing anything.
What are you writing?
What are you saying?
I'm saying that you said terrorists because that's a big word.
that's a big word and that why would you why would you think you were here to
talk to you about being a terrorist? He said I'm not a terrorist, but that's a
big word that most people don't just throw out here. Luke doesn't answer the
question, but the agent will soon explain her concerns. So first of all,
for safety, are there any guys in the home? Yes. What type of guy is it?
Uh, block 43 was shot at AK.
And I think, yeah, that's fine.
Are any right to search it?
No.
Oh, okay.
Does he have access to those?
I know Luke doesn't have guns,
and you could look at it and you could see what they have.
I have no problem with any of this.
Do you know if any in the meantime that he's being able to access the guns?
No, he doesn't even shoot.
Do you ever remember touching a tan and black AK in the home?
in the home? Of course. Okay, he probably picked up something.
I was with it. Okay, now I know. Now what you know what you did.
This is serious, honey. They take it serious. You can't just
act like you can't pose with a gun. Do you know who that is in the photo?
me. Yeah, he's it's you can't do that. Especially if you're saying
threatening. I didn't say anything threatening. I just it was a picture.
Then why is the FBI not supposed to be funny because they're out of it. You
know, our government stop watching off their terrorist. They are.
Yeah, what's that?
How do I know?
They'll protect us.
When was the last time you seen the FBI in Edgewater?
So the concerns that I have are these are stuff you're posting online, that's how they
have it.
The FBI was contacted because people were very concerned about some of the posts that
you were sharing.
You know what Homeland Security is?
Jay, Sargentization?
No.
Oh, cool.
Man, man, nice.
You seem to call his boss.
He's very immature about this stuff.
Are you his biological mom?
Yes.
I'm an American citizen to come to my home for a
I mean, it's not the picture, it's the post that you're making online.
The post that you're making online are federal felonies.
Ow.
Because that's the second thing.
If you're saying what you're saying, that means.
What am I saying?
That photo, it's just a photo.
I mean, free speech, what the f***?
When you cock off online, it can have implications.
I have a case right now where all my clients said I'm not leaving X-Town until so-and-so
is in a coma. I filed a motion to dismiss that because it's just but you have a first amendment
right of free speech but not any speech. You can't even bring a fire in a car to theater,
you know, just like you can't bring your own food. I mean, I tried that once. I tried to bring my
my own food to have movie theater and I got kicked out readily because the
barbecue smoke was just too much for the theater owner. What is bro saying?
Jeff, Jeff, what is he saying?
I feel like I'm a planet attacker.
Not threatening.
I don't know if he's something else doing criminal.
They have to take it serious.
You're not a criminal because you're not.
You're not made of iron.
So let's put that out there.
Let's be very clear about that.
agent asks her next question.
She tells Loop that lying to a federal agent
during an investigation can result in a felony charge.
That is true.
If you lie to a federal agent, you know,
I've got a case right now where my client is accused of that
and it's a federal felony.
Are you familiar with the username in Cell Revolution soon?
Yeah.
What is that?
Okay, okay.
Jack, explain to me why a parent,
Lou just heard that if he says something that's incorrect,
even by, by misremembering or whatever,
they could say that he's lying and there's a felony.
And she's still not saying y'all let's get a lawyer at least
so that you can, you can speak properly
and just put it in ink one time.
Like, what, what is she, I mean,
she's just baying to go to jail like a dentist.
Handle I had on Instagram.
No, it was.
It was, it's gone now, it's banned.
She's just banned, she's banned all the time.
Have you ever said anything like,
everyone that's my instincts that's what my instincts tell me.
I've said it before, this is jokes.
Well, how do you talk about how all women need to be masked?
Yo!
What's going on?
A little blotches.
What about the exact...
We can see chat.
What do you mean?
Oh, I apologize.
I don't need that.
I know what I need to be...
I watch all the trap rhyme shows.
I know that kind of...
I love how you think that Instagram handle was incel revolution soon, correct?
It was the tune.
Okay.
So did you say it or was it a joke?
I had no recollection of saying that for a while.
Okay.
Do you ever remember hearing a s*** off the weights?
I mean, yeah, I've probably said it before.
Can you explain what a s*** is?
It's just female humanoid.
That's what it means.
It's just a f***ing intern.
It's all a s***.
What?
It's a s***.
What?
Yeah, you might be thinking in your head that it's a joke, but it's not a joke.
What about the phrase, I'm going to commit mass murder before I can f*****g kill her?
I've never said that, that's not how I know it.
Because, oh, if you didn't say that, Louie.
What?
Well, she just said, have you said stuff like that?
Show me the proof, show me I've said these things.
Have you said anything you wanted to f*****g kill her?
I mean, sure, I've said it before.
Don't be my audience.
Everyone said they had everything, everyone's had thoughts of that before.
A special agent explains her concerns that Luke may still be harboring these ideations,
he assures everyone that he's not.
I know well his friends or whoever he talks to online,
they all kind of joke with stupid lingo like that,
but he's never, yeah.
Listen, they're our first amendment protected rights.
Absolutely, we care about those,
but we also care about with threats,
and that's where things are not protected,
but they're not protected rights.
So making written threats online is a federal policy film.
So what about something like little Jew now bring it forward?
Well, yo, yo, yo, brother, brother, he's got fucking all the cards.
This guy is just single the most.
He thinks about all the groups.
I mean, it's a place she ever remembers anything like that.
This particular conversation took place between Luke and another Instagram user
by the name C. Salty Man, who sent Luke what police describe as an anti-Jewish video.
Um, they traced the account to Luke's 19-year-old close friend, who they later questioned about
the messages.
I have a very certain opinion on Jewish people, now it's not-
You're allowed to have.
Which is not all Jewish people.
It's just people that so happen to be Jewish that do evil things.
After C. Salty Man sent the video, Luke replied,
I don't hate them enough. I need more hate. More hatred. Total Jewish s*** now. Bring it forth.
Sea Salty Man responded. I'm done with this s***. Let's start the revolution. To which Luke replied,
it will happen soon, brother. It's all just, it's just don't f***. Okay, so the R stuff that is
are things that are very serious. I can't speak for him in that. That's just not something I keep
up with. In any sense. Like, you know, that's just, I really don't even know what to put that.
I just don't think about it often.
When you say you don't think about it often, what do you mean by that?
Like you don't think about a statement often, or you don't think about...
Like the political ideologies.
I find my friends something interesting.
I think they're inspired by a great analysis.
You're a little bit nervous. You're shaking.
This is the first time I've ever had an interaction with a police officer on my phone.
Keep in mind everything you say can and will be used in a court of law.
Let me just be straight up honest with you.
Take a deep breath, relax at the end of this.
We're not putting you in handcuffs.
It's just like just I just I just want you to be relaxed and know that this is literally just a conversation all of us are having and when we're
Okay, that's gap. Okay, that's gap that I mean there's no step, but you know I mean
You go back inside and we get back in our cars
I just want to put you at ease and I'm not sure if you were nervous or anything
If that is true then if the only topic across is him and not some somebody else a problem whatever then I mean
I think you should speak to them. I mean
Jeff, any trip up or mis-recognition in your GG,
the only person that this is the topic of is himself
at that point, okay, then I'm okay, bye.
I never had an interaction with an FBI agent.
In contrast, Luke's own conversation
with the agent grew increasingly tense
as she shared more of Luke's statements with his family.
This is absurd.
Luke, what about you get a gun to,
I'm gonna get a gun to,
that's what I'll do after a public hearing.
Yo, what is wrong with you?
Oh my gosh, watch your mouth, Luke.
Do you know who Elliot Roger is?
Yes.
I don't know.
What is he doing?
Watch your mouth.
What the fuck is he saying?
I know.
I couldn't find a lot of it.
He wouldn't shot up a place.
In May of 2014, Elliot Roger murdered six people and injured 14 others.
Before the attack, he uploaded a video to YouTube in which he said he wanted to punish
women for rejecting him and expressed resentment toward men.
He cited as an influence on several perpetrators of subsequent mass attacks.
You mentioned incel in your username.
Yeah, it was a joke. Involuntary sell of it.
So that's what Elliot Roger was. Is that what it's hard to say?
I suppose.
Sea Salty Man was also later asked about this particular subject, where the agent went into further detail.
What do you know about incels?
I just know it's a kind of people. I don't know I honestly couldn't even give you like a detail
I don't know what it's honestly. I just know what's a term that gets used on like
In cells and stuff
It's like a voluntary celibate. I just think that's just a weird term involuntarily celibate. Can you think of the worst fate?
that you're making are there is a lot of your your statements that you're making
are there is some there's guys I don't believe and really yes blue
excuse me it's not what you even you know I don't mean there's multiple people
on Instagram thousands of people
of the losing to all the true sale. Everyone says that about some of the stuff you're saying is not
who cares they say it too do they show up do you show up at their houses
and interrogate them and anybody care if you're talking about me i mean i want to know if you do
this to other people you got other people's houses and harassing like this he's not he's not right
at all he's not right at all um people can have some ideologies and certain ideas whatever right
without presenting the the intent or the the push to cause harm to others in that direction.
Like it's that simple. If you're somebody who who either plans or says that you want or you will
do some shit that that has violence in your speech that is in relation to those ideologies
then yeah they will be at your house.
I don't friends, the only ones that see these things.
Well, people who ever you're-
I don't even know who I am.
I can't even tell on the internet anybody can see it.
No.
I mean, it shows you what it is.
It shows you.
Who's your post?
They have access to all of you, everything.
Yeah, because they're fucking terrorists.
They have access to spying people with the Patriot Act.
Okay, we don't watch ourselves.
I don't care.
I can say all of this.
This is free speech.
While it isn't clear who reported Luke,
many of his posts were publicly viewable.
I mean, you come to my house to try and intimidate me
and try to silence me. Is that what you're doing?
No.
You're asking me questions and I don't need to answer, do I?
No.
Why are you here?
You absolutely don't need to answer questions.
Lou.
Can you leave and never come back?
Watch your mouth.
Is that possible for you two or is it all for you to do?
Lou, stop.
That's no respect.
Is that possible?
No respect.
Because what you're writing stuff that's not funny and it's not a joke.
So stop.
Don't put your hand up there.
What's funny and what's not funny, who should say it?
Yeah, well I say it.
Yeah, it's killing people, not a natural man.
Am I gonna arrest, am I gonna be detained?
Are you gonna charge me for these things?
Does any of this matter?
Does I need a 20-year-old nurse?
Call your dad and get him here.
Luke's brother heads inside to call their dad,
who will soon arrive and get caught up to speed.
With mother chat, you know that moderation
cannot happen at any point once in a while.
Now, I dare you to scroll up it with something
that you don't wanna agree with it,
that you think it's off the rails to my chat.
Scroll up there.
brother like I see a bunch of fucking great great lines in chat which means she's getting
elevated. It's just going down because you have to do manually the mess.
The salty man, the FBI agent, continued sharing what they found in their private messages.
Again, we're not here to tell you to have your own opinion, but do you recall talking about
more than 110 million non-white foreign individuals in our country, America is truly a
Is that a ring a bell?
I know how he is.
He's kind of racist.
I'm not even going to lie.
So that sounds like something that could have been said.
Now that line specifically doesn't really.
Again, I mean, that's whatever.
Ring a bell, but it kind of.
I mean, that's not.
If you guys go to your house, we're the.
Something that you and me have said, I'm done with.
Let's start the revolution.
Okay. I saw that in the file.
So I remember when that happened,
that was with the whole Charlie Kirk thing.
And that was on September 10th.
And I, Lucas was the first person
I was like texting and stuff and we just got into one of those like arguments, not arguments.
So like debates, not debate.
We were like on the same side, but we were just like, like just pretty much dumping.
That's what that was.
Okay.
Um, what about like follow up with that though?
Him saying it will not, it will happen soon, brother.
It's all falling into place.
And then your response was, I'm not waiting.
And then a discussion from you further was this tyranny has been has infected the human
race since the dawn of the Jews.
he responded, you have to, um,
growing a fuse and committing an act of terror early benefits. No one.
It's when Brevik was retarded.
Anders bearing Brevik is a Norwegian terrorist who carried out attacks in
Norway on July 22nd, 2011.
He first detonated a car bomb, killing eight people,
then carried out a mass shooting at a youth camp, killing 69 more.
And then what about, um, he continuing on talking about Brevik.
He bombed leftists in Norway and what came from it really nothing at all. He went to jail
He lit the his fuse of hate early. We must all light our fuses together not individually increase such an enormous explosion
Not a small insignificant one that completely obliterates the system so we can rebuild it anew
And your response was some decent. Okay, that's one way to think about it
But that's to invoke one singular explosion. It needs to be a chain reaction the hate for true evil needs to spread
and that was your response. Total Jewish bring forth now, log on to lefties.
Are those the last few things you said were like conversations that he had with me?
Correct, some of your responses.
You had some responses in there as well.
Okay, did you read those for me?
Uh huh, uh huh.
Your response to, you need to blow it all up and win.
That you followed up your response was,
it's bigger and more grand than just to the section of one race.
fight that will require every last soul on this planet until it's dying breath.
And then further on that's it.
He said, I don't know how much you guys would believe me, but I'm mine.
That's just emotional banter.
Yeah, but what does that was around the time of the Charlie?
What's emotional better that that that's all that was.
And since then, obviously, like I've come down and most of the world has, but
at that day in specific, it was just a day where no one knew really what was going
on or like the full severity of things.
I didn't know that he was a what's it called a Republican at the time. So that's bad on my end because I'm just I don't know about
That's practically that's how I see it. I'm just talking about it. So you probably thought it was
One of those minorities or something that you have some sort of particular view point against something someone that has committed
something like that within the past few years like not maybe not like a black person or like a person of color, but maybe like a
uh uh someone that identifies in the LGBTQ space because that happens before too like the transgenders that have like
school in Nashville or
The dude that tried to assassinate trump was on that and if i'm not mistaken, but i don't know at the same time so
According to police records an edge water detective also learned of a group chat loop was involved in which discussed the topic of school and workplace
shootings
What was the name of the group chat?
serial flexors
serial flexors
The federal agent attempted to question loop further
I need to jump to conclusions about inclinations of certain people, whatever, and what's going to happen is bad, is bad.
Even if you get it right one time, or ten times, when you get it wrong one time, it causes more damage than you think that you've healed or debuted on your side.
I think it's bad, I think it's bad when people do that shit.
Did you ever say blowing it all up with the accelerator?
All right, so how would you expect me to call my mind everything I ever said. Oh, you've got pictures of it
I guess that's me. Is it me? My hands covering my face. Yeah
Well, you don't think it's a big deal what you're saying
Yeah, but it's not a joke with what you're actually an adult
Yeah, you can't do that.
You can't f**k out one.
That's scary.
Everything you put on the internet is for anyone to see.
And they have to take it serious because they don't need people going out to shoot people and kill them.
We're f**king angry at this company.
We're f**king people that are illegal in England.
They're doing this because of the aisle of European descent.
That's why they're doing that.
What the hell?
That's exactly why they're doing it.
A white man, oh, white man.
He's so scary.
You f**k this around the internet.
Watch your mouth.
Like, how do you live with yourself?
Suck.
It's not actually a dangerous thing.
Stop.
It has nothing to do with your skin color.
It's what you're saying.
It's what you're saying.
Now stop.
Luke has already been told that he's not
being detained or placed under arrest.
What is happening here?
The officers wondering where this may be heading.
It's going to be the end result here.
It's going to be time to get involved for a while.
No, this is it, huh?
We will be using it.
Yeah.
Just give me a message.
So with your consent.
She's gonna end up in the future.
Like, not today.
Fuck that.
Sure enough, the federal agent
has a larger plan in motion.
It would actually be surprising,
like the type of wording that they would have,
they would need to have to actually make a notice here.
It's pretty insane.
Like, even in cases where I've seen personally
on some of these videos,
where I would say shit like this,
it's still not enough.
Like, it has to be like a notch above.
Like, it has to be an actual plan,
a legitimate called action.
tangible that's usually how it is one she will not be reminded in the meantime the
situation as we specific as well when Luke's dad arrives at the scene
Well, I mean, yeah, the free speech.
I mean, this is absurd.
I'm not angry.
Well, too bad.
You can't do crap like this.
So we have there's first of all, right?
Of course, but but when it becomes a written thread,
it becomes a very particular.
It's also a joke.
Well, he's also bad.
I mean, let's be honest.
If you're if you're an adult and you live on it,
and you get children that don't like this and they're now adult.
and they're now adult and they live under your house.
And you do shit like this?
I mean, they're a threat to the whole family at that point.
I mean, buddy, get the fuck out of the house
and you're kicked out.
Are you kidding me?
It doesn't matter, Luke, that's serious.
You can't do that.
Yeah, because you're not taking it serious,
it's not a joke.
It's not serious at all.
It's laughable.
It's stupid.
No, it's not.
With Luke's dad now informed of why they're here,
the agent revisits her earlier concern
about guns in the home.
I can take all my weapons.
That would be great.
That would be great.
I thought they were in your sale.
Yo!
This is my God, bruh.
This is strictly because of the safety concerns.
I mean, as an example, some of the threats were
women need to be
****ing mass.
Oh my gosh, what the?
I'm gonna get ****ing good
**** that's what I'll do after
****ing the public area.
Are you kidding me, Luke?
Are you kidding me, Luke?
Everyone, that's my instinct. That's what my instincts tell me.
I don't want to know that.
I'll take it down.
What questions do you have?
None really. It's all a shock to me. I didn't know any of the pictures. I didn't know any of this stuff
because they all think the buddies he talks to it's all a big joke to slander
different ethnic groups and all the stuff they think it's funny and that's
first amendment protected it is no matter how you feel about it it's first
amendment protectable but it's not what it's a written threat so you don't feel
well as very well. Why are they putting the video to spread hate on him and
criminals I mean because this freedom of information acts I mean you don't get to
dictate like well when you want the image out there and it's and it's and
you can get it people are gonna have it and post it like these videos you are
I mean, they're gonna go up there.
It's that's how it works.
No, many, many.
You want something out there.
You can choose anymore, right?
Inside.
Oh yeah, that's, you can't.
It's a joke.
I don't care, you know, say, you know.
They killed.
Obviously it's not a joke, cause the lady's here.
Doesn't mean anything.
It does, no, no, no, no, I'm 56 years old.
I never had that, but I come to my house.
No.
kind of bull. Yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, I think you guys doing good here. I think they're doing
it due diligence and seeing if it's like, if it's like some DJ who's actually gonna, gonna carry
out some shit, who's gonna be a potential threat, and they're just coming their bases and kind of
building up and seeing how much of the threat builds or anything. I think it's pretty good. I mean,
when the agent asked for a chance to be home and ensure there are no weapons in Luke's room,
Luke speaks out against it, and his family seems to lose their patience with the team.
There's no charges. They can't search our house. I'm not under arrest.
Okay, Luke. Just go inside. Go inside. You know what? Okay, go inside. Now, please.
They can see the guns. If I say they can see them.
So he cannot. If the parents say, go ahead and search this room. Luke can't say,
I don't want you to search my room.
They can get permission from the parents.
All you can see is a ghost.
Yes, you should have done this before.
You're going to get it in the...
You're all ridiculous.
How do you know that you're going to get it in the house?
What?
He's mentally ill.
Watch what you say.
Go inside.
Listen, you're not making a situation any better.
With your negative stuff.
Because you guys need to take it more seriously.
No, well, I'm taking that real serious.
That he's moving all the guns out.
Yeah, I am.
You gonna take the X-Bot way or not?
You go up!
This is not the time for that!
Because I'm trying to get her to take the whole series forward.
I just know...
True.
He won't get in trouble for anything.
Yo, Bayes, yo, who is that?
I don't know who that is, Bayes, I don't know.
Am I not taking it serious when we just found out about it?
All the guns are going out.
Because you're trying to get rid of me?
Go inside.
I don't feel safe in there, bottomless up.
Oh, you know what?
Am I going to strike?
I don't see them call somebody and go somewhere else.
How about that?
The federal agent and the members of the Edgewater Police
Department lead the home, having obtained enough information
to secure a warrant for Lutz's arrest.
Six days later, officers descend on the teen's home
under the cover of night.
Hands up, hands up.
Come out here.
All right.
Take that, please.
All occupants of the residence.
Jesus.
Don't go back.
No, don't go back inside.
Come out to us here, hands up.
Lucas hands up everybody hands up. There's a suspect right there that's him
Lucas stop guys stop where you're at
Down on the ground down on the ground Lucas get on the ground. Why are you kidding me?
Stand up. I mean it's a transponder bag
I know bailing is severe. Do we saying it? Yeah, they have to apply it across the board
If the threat of it is of a certain magnitude, I mean they're gonna go all out and they fucking bear cats
Well, whatever they have to do with me,
exactly what this is about.
No, we don't.
He can't make him.
They can underestimate the need of the trend
or somebody can't do the chain of anization.
What is it now?
What is it now?
What for?
What for?
The same thing.
No, you might need to call.
What was it for them?
The same thing, yep.
So why is this now?
What do you mean?
Why do they come now?
Because it's only ever warm for it.
Really?
Yes.
Well, don't say nothing.
So when you're charged with a crime,
they can charge it out one or two ways.
They can charge it out by summons,
where you get a letter in the mail and say,
you have a court date on this particular day,
please come to court.
Or they can charge it out by warrant.
And in cases that involve violence
or potential threats of violence,
they do it under the cover of darkness
and they do it without telling you.
So after that first visit with the FBI,
what I would have recommended for him to do,
call a f*** lawyer right now.
and that lawyer starts interacting with the prosecutor.
They would have had a heads up.
And what we do is, okay, he'll turn himself in.
You're gonna do it, issue the warrant on Friday?
He'll turn himself in on Friday.
Turn around and face the bed of the truck.
You got anything I need you to send a pope for?
Stick me?
No.
Okay, I just want to make sure.
Gotcha.
You've got a warrant for your arrest
for a written threats to killer,
due to terrorist attacks, do you understand?
Do them.
All right, spread your feet.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
It's not ridiculous.
Yeah, it is.
I agree. That was all this. This is not ridiculous. I think it's ridiculous. Why didn't they just take him that day then because they didn't have it.
They requires investigations. This requires time. Yeah, I know what he's saying. I'm not. I agree with that. I was wrong. But well, this is the result of that.
It's taken very seriously. It's taken very seriously. Yes.
Chad, you know, for how these guys will be stripped top of their lungs if somebody carried out something and acted the way that their son is acting online.
and we go oh my god did really they should have gotten what he was going to do in here and
sing all this and like come on bro like can i have a big one it's not young kid it's nothing to
do about that what i i think i know the kid yeah i understand that i understand he's just saying
yeah he's not gonna go kill do you know that put it this way right so put it this way if something
does happen we did nothing about it i'm just crying check it's not going to be here all the time
But he's not in the prison cell.
So at the end of the day, you have
to understand that that kind of stuff
can't be taken lightly with the way the world is nowadays.
True.
While Luke's mom heads inside to get a pair of shoes
for her son, his dad continues speaking with police officers.
Yeah, for acting.
Put your son on the line, man.
You go to jail for that nowadays?
Yeah, if you're inciting mass murder
of particular individuals, absolutely.
If you really got name names or you just don't need them,
you don't need to name names if you say that you're going to mass kill. Yes.
That's not protected. That's not protected speech. Free speech is a protected constitutional right.
However, there is a point where it goes from being free speech to calling.
Any, any, a casual violence is no longer free speech. You cannot incite or request or make any attempts to say anything about that.
I said all that, I didn't say all that.
That becomes no more free speech.
If you just simply say, I hate insert X group here, whatever.
That is what it is.
But you can't start espousing any kind of thing that says,
I'm going to kill anybody.
That's where it becomes a problem, a major problem.
In fact, because the state of Florida
deems it a second degree felony,
punishable by 15 years in prison.
He don't leave the house.
Great, right now he doesn't.
Until he's decided he's ready,
you can't not take stuff like that seriously.
We will never not take that seriously while behind bars Luke reaches out to his brother in a recorded jail call
You've literally said it thought he was a big enough
Why give him a chance to actively
Reset this was handled so fucking stupid to me bro
I disagree I disagree because how many think I'm a how many of these cases that are similar to anything that they have
You won't you didn't get a rest everybody all of it. No, they go and probe the thing and see that
They clearly didn't have enough. They basically visit actual threat
If this is actionable they can get a warrant and then they get him later. It's they mean what else?
Yeah, well, you just gonna have to be honest and tell them that and you need to apologize
Talk to you or whatever
They're gonna ask you questions
That's triple
Popeman
So of course everyone everyone around here is constantly they constantly looking at that for new mug shots
Because they got nothing better to do so people are gonna find out
Yeah
You need to say some prayers or something
Yeah, you're acting like I'm getting hung on the girl over there and breaking some f**k.
No, but you gotta f**k. You gotta go through this. I mean, you brought it on yourself.
Well, you know, like, I knew this would happen.
Yeah, it was gonna be the whole thing.
It's f**k serious. They can't f**k. They can't ignore that f**k and tell bad things happen.
Yeah.
Luke's fears that his friends would all find out were eventually realized,
as this conversation between Sea Salty Man and the FBI took place after Luke's arrest
and his subsequent release from jail on a $10,000 bond.
Fully aware of Luke's illegal co-
Yo, is this amazing?
Chad, what the fuck is all of this?
Oh, because the paper is invented.
That's why in sequences, the team works to make his stance clear.
I-I-I just gonna put this in the record.
I won't and can't relate to going and wanting to do this.
That's absolutely mad.
You could have been safe, hello, El.
But certain people, I guess, can just because that, like, ambiguous anger
that has, like, built up in some kind of retarded-
I'm not an asmone supporter. They didn't gather an evidence in their visit. So why wait to arrest him?
Oh, my sorry. That's all I'm asking.
Bro, did I not just say three times what the plan was?
Sitting in the house all day. They have no outlet and all they do is a chronic outline. It's just not healthy.
What are your thoughts now looking at hindsight?
Definitely watch my emotions and he definitely should do the same. Like are you talking about like what I've learned from the whole experience?
Not really what you've learned, but what are your thoughts about his likelihood of maybe
acting on any of these types of threats?
I think that's a good joke.
At what point does a joke become a reality?
What's the line?
That's a very good question.
A joke, it depends on the circumstance, but with this specific situation, with him going
out and harming something, I could stay here and say, because I've known him for so long
that I've seen the patterns and who knows but you know just so truthfully I don't know the special
agent and Edgewater police also visited the home of another of Luke's close friends. Jesus another
guy. Luke had sent him what they described as numerous threats and derogatory comments against
women. One being like um I hate women so much it's unreal just seeing them makes me see with rage
knowing other men women and I can't makes me see with rage it makes me want to be young.
If you care this much, okay, you go to some Korean websites, you get yourself some fucking
skin care.
Some skin care.
Okay, so get yourself some Korean skin care.
You get a decent haircut, maybe $30, okay?
Shave your fucking face, okay?
Get maybe one decent-looking shirt, maybe $12, whatever, $20, right?
And present yourself in a way that you don't look like a fucking maniac.
your likeness of lending that date went up 9,000 percent.
Literally.
Even if I ascended and somehow obtained a woman, I would never truly love her.
I'd just be here.
I hate them.
From what I read it.
Sounds like he's just kind of got his blockers on and not really paying attention to it.
And I know he's just like, I am.
We're like, oh yeah, that's them.
Whatever you think.
But then he started saying it and we're like, whoa, the world's different now.
You can't say this.
Exactly.
We've seen it. I mean, we're living there, right? And you can you can call it a joke as much as you like, right?
But a lot of other people have called it jokes. Absolutely.
And that is very excessive to me, so I would have never imagined him to keep having these.
And I hope it is just so you can talk him, but that definitely would put a concern that I'm not trying to be mean,
but I do think he's on a lot of camaraderie. Just for, I don't want to take any chances.
According to court documents, a 19-year-old Lucas Gregory Neftrolane was charged with
one count of written threats to kill or do bodily injury.
He entered a plea of not guilty and is currently still out on bond.
The case is ongoing and a pretrial hearing has been set for May 20th, 2026.
Special thank you to the courts for reviewing this case.
Stop self-snitching.
Stop sell- with a mug.
You got to show them a mug.
crazy. Now he's gonna lock, he's gonna lock the entrance right up. He funny, he's got some jokes.
Um, oh he's a YouTuber. He's chat, chat, chat, people that do law shit, is he actually good with
the law, because there's some law YouTubers that are shit, let's be honest. There's a bunch of other,
like, generally garbage. Why, these are the, right? He says it's a story, and I hope it is. This,
This is a little more innocuous in terms of a rap video as opposed to going down a list of people that you killed.
So this is Bruce Rivers, board certified criminal defense lawyer, and we're acting today to King Vaughan, a crazy story.
Now remember, we have CLR Bruce Rivers on Twitter. We have Patreon, so if you want to contribute, that'd be a good way to get your...
All right, let's just start with a gotta drop. Gotta drop means he knows where somebody is,
you got information about where somebody is. And when you get a drop on somebody, nothing
Good's gonna come after that
Now he had a thought it doesn't mean he's thinking about something. I think thought is talking about that hole over there
Yeah, he's moving okay put your girl on fleek so she's gonna help him out
But in order to help him out, guess what?
She wants to be put on fleek.
I guess what that means is, you know,
she's gotta get paid.
And from what, if he's in Jimmy Choo and, you know,
the handbags, that kind of stuff, so.
This is a major lick. So when you talk about a lick, a lick is when you go rob a drug
So you're a drug dealer you're gonna rob a drug dealer that's that's a lick as opposed to a robbery, which is just a random
Getting getting a little getting a loot from criminal activity. That's a lick. Well, his neck is icy and matches his wrist
You know, they're probably talking about diamonds and jewelry
What do you mean give me
If you all is one more that's six to twenty four
Oh, he's talking about a body count there, which is really remarkable when you think about that's 30 people
wait
That would be a sentence
I
Because fuck I think that refers to when she's got a nice figure
So essentially what he's talking about in this song is setting some guy up and lying in wait. We're in a mask
He's got his clock. He's talking about
A lit
Yeah, he's not he's not he's not the lawyer this one's not you
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Traveling at full throttle yo, yo they zigzag between cars
Taking them at frightening speed
Sometimes even using the roadside that
Well, yeah bus drivers are constantly pushing the boundaries of driving. Yeah, watch all these
Buses are one of the most popular modes of transport in the country, but they face fierce
competition.
Okay, chat, chat.
You know ball if you know about these scratches.
Who knows ball?
Does anyone know ball?
Get on, it's hot fries.
To attract customers.
In very stacked areas, the bus and cars are so stacked that they scratch it and they fucking
smack them and it bang bang bang bang and bro it's like bumper cars it's
actually awful.
Trouble times even if it means taking all sorts of risks.
On social media thousands of videos of daredevil drivers have gone viral.
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And you see in this video the shirts are RG and RG
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The American tension stands for Rich Gang, and Rich Gang, we're here with, you know, an
alligator.
Jack, truly humble under God.
Holy, holy.
Jack, Jack, who cooked up in a studio, Jack?
Thinking about that line, though.
That's crazy.
So, just one more round of performing for him up to two pockets.
You will learn that in 1983, being called, you give, wait, the thing, you give little
Infants, apps, everyone.
Meaning discrimination and racism hurts all of us.
We teach that to our kids.
But it's not.
We're Thugman to Jeffrey.
Thugman hanging to Jeffrey.
Something.
I don't see a bit.
So here, look.
of hopelessness, he will be truly humbled under God.
That's what God means.
That is a classic.
No, brother. Why are you doing it?
Well, I did that too.
Why? I did that too.
Why are you doing it? No, man.
Because I know we've been up to your side to look at it.
And you may have been drunk in that video, correct?
There's a possibility of that, I guess, sir.
You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?
A mega pint.
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary.
Right.
I need this.
Hmm.
Um, anyway.
Chad, I want to watch this video, Chad.
Uh, I don't have time yet.
Which one?
Oh, wait.
Chad, what is that?
Chad.
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Whoa, what?
I want to watch this because I looked at initial videos and the breakdown by NCDA the follow-up
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Ramizet, is that the story?
I need to ask what else to go
At this point, of course, neither of them knows what's about to happen.
Shortly after takeoff, both engines fail.
The aircraft loses altitude and crashes into a compound.
241 people on board are killed.
19 more die on the ground.
Only one passenger survives.
It's Vishwash Kumar.
His brother doesn't make it.
The images go viral.
a sole survivor just leaving the crash site on his feet.
The passenger in seat 11A lived to tell a tale
about what had happened.
When he's interviewed at the hospital the next day,
he has no words.
What was the situation yesterday?
Can you describe for us, please?
I can't explain everything happening to my eye.
I can't.
Vishwash Kumar is not the only one.
Time and again, there have been horrible plane crashes
that only a handful of people survived.
In this video, we'll look at four of those deadly tragedies and that the people in the chat somehow made it out alive.
Yo, I don't, yo, I don't mind, I don't mind a conspiracy or an idea, but whenever, when you, you, you, you, you see some accusation or a very similar, I don't like it.
I'm just saying, I don't like it.
I look at the chat and get the sensation that I don't want to survive.
It's, it's like, the jumbo jet that slammed into your mouth, a girl who fell from the sky, and a plane exploding into a gigantic fireball,
were those who walked away just incredibly lucky?
Or is there something they all had in common?
And what would really help you
in the extremely rare event of a plane crash?
Mm.
Absolutely, absolute pure luck.
For sure.
This video deals with catastrophic accidents,
but overall flying has become extremely safe
and it allows you to visit places across the globe.
Look at Lens for example.
Yeah, they're places in the plane
that are better if the plane crashed over,
with it not being that kind of going to a building like it's a bunch of intangible
that really is hanging on currently in China when abroad I always use sailing to
get an ESAM it's a no-brainer and with that back to this story much love
investigation into the air India flight 171 crash is still in progress but
there's a preliminary report that helps us better understand what most likely
happened. Yeah we watched a video about it. When the plane starts losing altitude it first strikes
several trees. More exactly. Then only 32 seconds after takeoff it crashes into a compound.
The buildings accommodate 90-80% working at a local hospital. On impact the nose of the aircraft
is slightly pitched upward. The tail section is sheared off at the edge of the first building.
The rest of the fuselage keeps thrusting forward, tearing through walls and ceilings with devastating force.
First, the right wing breaks off.
The aircraft then slams into the next building, causing the left wing to come off as well.
The wings and this part of the fuselage carry the fuel tanks.
Vishwashkumar is seated just ahead of that entire section.
I'll... I'll... I'll tell you.
That's insane.
opening was caused by a rupture in the fuselage or whether the emergency exit door had been blown off.
Wishwash Kumar was the only survivor. He left the crash site on his own feet with only minor
injuries. But one extraordinary case is not enough to draw any real conclusions. So we started
looking for patterns. These are all the major commercial aviation accidents we could find
since 1970 that only had one to five survivors. The larger the circle the more passengers were
on board. The yellow dots represent survivors. This is the deptliest single aircraft disaster
in history. Japan Airlines Flight 123. And this is Air India Flight 171. That single
yellow dot is Wishwash Kumar. Our research was in part inspired by similar data analysis
conducted by Reuters. The news agency reviewed 1,700 commercial aviation accidents and found
45 cases where only one to five people survived. For 20 of them, they could even identify the
survivor's seat numbers or approximate seating locations. So, does where you sit on a plane
affect your chances of survival? Yeah, it absolutely does. Vishwas Kumar was seated here in the front
section of the aircraft. Of all known survivors from major plane crashes in the last 55 years,
14 were seated here. I think usually Jack I could be wrong. I think here best, no
19 of them were seated in the rear sections of their respective planes
So were Yumi Uchiai and three other female passengers on Japan Airlines flight 1 2 3
The Boeing 747 is en route from Tokyo to Osaka
The flight is completely booked with a total of 524 people on board
It's the day before a major three-day holiday season in Japan.
Many passengers are flying home to see their families, including Yumi.
She's actually a flight attendant at Japan Airlines, but today she's off duty and traveling
as a regular passenger.
She seated in row 56 and casually flipping through a magazine.
Then, she hears a loud bang.
The cabin pressure drops.
Oxygen masks fall from the ceiling.
A large part of the jet's 10-meter tail fin has broken off.
It will later be revealed that the plane's so-called pressure bulkhead was not repaired
properly after a heart landing seven years prior.
Now that part breaks into several pieces and destroys critical control systems.
From that moment on, the pilot can no longer control the plane.
It starts climbing and descending on its own, while simultaneously rolling and yawing from
side-to-side. Yumi gets up from her seat. She's trained for this and knows how to assist
the crew. She shows passengers how to...
Jeff, this is like some fucking insane. Hold on. What about your last resort system?
That everybody ties their ankles to some form of rope, whatever, and some side-opens, and
then every pair shoots together.
To put on their oxygen masks, you have to practice and how to brace for a potential impact.
began riding farewell notes to their loved ones. The flight attendants tried to calm
everyone down.
Forty-four minutes after takeoff, and thirty minutes after the initial bang, the nightmare
comes to an end. Yumi is strapped back into her seat and assumes a brace position. The
right wing and one of the engines strike a tree. The plane rolls over onto its back,
and slams into a mountain ridge.
The crash site is here, deep in a remote mountain range in Ganma Prefecture.
But she survived that?
The rescue teams don't arrive until 15 hours later.
Trees and wreckage parts are still smoldering.
Maddox calmed through what is left of the aircraft.
Yumi will later say the screams of many other survivors kept her awake all night.
But at some point, most of them went quiet.
To this day, it's unclear how many people had initially survived the crash.
Experts think it's very likely that many more could have been saved if they didn't have
to lie there all night, injured, out in the cold.
Jack, the crash was a habit in a way that like, a bunch of components have to line up
for people to survive that, right?
Because it has to be not abrupt enough to have suffocated a collateral damage, it would
have to like, gradually roll a certain rate like this is insane.
It will later turn out Japanese authorities waited until the next morning to launch an
extensive rescue mission. They simply assumed that no one had survived the crash. Apart from
Yumi Ochiai, one other woman and two girls survived. 520 people died. All four survivors were seated
back here, in the rear section. The tail section has the horizontal stabilizer and the massive tail
thing that makes it a very solid structure. According to a data analysis published by Time
magazine, the middle seats in the rear section have the highest survival rates.
But the differences across cabin areas were marginal, and the researchers only looked
at a limited number of crashes.
The front section of the aircraft can also act as a crumple zone and absorb part of the
impacts kinetic energy.
Experts told us the odds of survival also depend heavily on how the plane hits the ground.
That is, if it comes down in one piece.
This is Juliana Kupke.
She is 17 years old and goes to school in Lima, Peru.
Her parents are renowned biologists at a remote research station in the Amazon rainforest.
It's Christmas.
The night before, Juliana attended her end of school prom and graduation party.
Her mother had flown in for the occasion.
Now the two are eager to get back to her father so they can at least spend new years together.
The research station is located deep in the jungle.
First they have to fly to Pokalpa.
From there it's several days by boat.
All sites from Lima to Pokalpa are fully booked.
Except one.
Lanza flight 508.
Juliana and her mother hesitate.
Her father explicitly warned them about Lanza.
The airline was only founded a few years prior and already lost two aircrafts in crashes.
Leaving Lima the day before was not an option though.
Yuliana didn't want to miss prom night.
So the two end up boarding a Lockheed L11 Electra.
Yuliana sits in seat 19F in the second to last row.
The plane takes off.
Because it's Christmas the mood on board is festive.
The flight is scheduled to be only one hour.
20 minutes in, the crew starts serving breakfast.
Juliana looks out of the window at the rainforest below.
Then the plane starts shaking.
A massive wall of clouds is building ahead of them.
This time is completely different from anything I've ever experienced.
The pilot doesn't go around the storm, but flies straight into hell.
The world outside turns dark.
In the middle of the day, bolts of lightning keep flashing all around us.
At the same time, an invisible force starts shaking the plane like a small toy.
Luggage flies through the cabin.
Passengers scream and cry.
Juliana will later say she saw a gleaming white light above the wing.
Then the aircraft starts plummeting towards the ground.
I had around 3000 meters of frames apart.
Yoyanus ejected into the void.
She is still strapped to her seat.
The next thing I remember is hanging my head down while the jungle approaches me in slow
circular motions.
But it's not the jungle that's coming toward me.
I am the one moving toward it.
The tree tops are grass green and dense and they remind me of broccoli heads.
The images are blurry.
I see everything as if through a veil, then darkness surrounds me again.
Twenty hours after the crash, Yuliana wakes up next to her row of seats.
She's alone.
I don't feel any fear, but an overwhelming sense of abandonment.
The crushing realization that I'm alone.
My mother is gone, although she was sitting right next to me just moments ago.
Her seat is empty.
Yuliana starts walking. She follows a small stream of water to a river and lets herself drift in the current.
Wait.
That's what her father told her to do if she ever got lost in the jungle.
Really?
She survives on some candies she found at the crash site.
Along the way she encounters Martins, Brocade Deer and Caymans.
Yo?
After traveling alone for 11 days, she is picked up by a group of rubber tappers.
She will never see her mother again.
Yuliana is the source-
Wait, eleven days eating what?
It's insane!
The viper among twenty-two people on board.
To this day, it's still largely unclear how she could fall from 3,000 meters and live to tell.
She thinks she owes her life to a combination of three factors.
One, storm clouds often have powerful updrafts beneath them.
The vertical flow of air may have slowed Yuliana's descent.
2. The raw of seeds she was strapped to may have acted like a parachute, like a rotating propeller that reduced the speed of her fall.
3. The entirely honest of the rainforest may have formed a kind of natural safety net to cushion her impact.
Jeff, Jeff, what if it got some crazy flip at the end that did some like reverse arc angle that regained some form of, you know, like a curve up?
Oh, what are you not mean? Like some crazy, like, emotion?
That's where she receded most likely it didn't matter.
Reuters reached a similar conclusion.
Survivors of aviation disasters usually come from every part of the aircraft.
In some cases, the only survivors are seated at the very front.
In the cockpit.
For pilots, takeoff and landing are the most critical faces of any flight.
That's when most accidents happen.
Partly because planes are more vulnerable to external factors during these moments.
That's why aspiring pilots have to go through a rigorous selection process.
Candidates first have to prove their resilience to extreme physical and mental stress.
Then they face the aliens demanding recruitment tests.
Only a few make it through the entire procedure.
And after that come years of training.
James Paul Hinke met all the requirements to enter the training.
This morning he's serving his first officer on a commie regional jet.
The sun is not up yet.
Paul Hinky has locked over 3,500 hours of flying time on this type of aircraft.
Captain Jeffrey Clay has also spent thousands of hours in this exact type of cockpit.
It's shortly before 6 am.
47 passengers board the flight to Atlanta.
The pilots prepare for departure.
Lexington Airport has two runways.
runway 22 for larger passenger jets and a shorter one for small private aircraft runway 26
the intersect to get to the long runway 22 pilots need to cross the shorter one
both pilots are familiar with the airport both have taken off from lexington several times before
including at night first officer pulhinchi does not brief us ketten about the fact that the taxi
to runway 22 requires crossing runway 26. As the aircraft taxis the two pilots casually
talk about family planning. Clay stops the plane at the junction of runway 26. What happens
Next is documented in the official investigation reports, but they failed to know the runway numbers
They also
Are not in line with their current
Captain clay hands controlled to pull Hinky
The first officer sets thrust
To lift off the aircraft needs to accelerate to 142 knots
But when they realized they're approaching the end of the runway, they're only at
One hundred thirty-one.
Oh, he pulls back the control column.
He wants to bring the plane into the air.
But it's too slow.
A local police officer and a public security officer are the first to reach the crash site.
They pull an unconscious man from the wreckage and rush him to the hospital.
It's Paul Hinky.
Shortly after, ambulances and fire crews arrive.
The firefighters knocked down most of the fire within three minutes.
But it's too late. All 49 of the other people on board die at this scene.
The crash is what you would call a perfect storm.
The official report primarily places responsibility on the pilots for taxiing onto the wrong runway.
From engines start to takeoff, pilots are only allowed to talk about the upcoming flight.
the records show they ignored that rule at the same time the airport charts used
by com air were outdated and the air traffic controller could have seemed
that the aircraft was lining up on the wrong runway yeah I mean it looking out
the tower kept windows yeah I had turned to yeah yeah especially with flight I
think it's bad to like have some blame on like one party like bro there's so
many people that have their hands on this like way to handle paperwork the
The report also indicates that he was most likely fatigued at the time.
The people that came on board the plane were my responsibility.
They were mine and Captain Clay's responsibility.
And if there's anything that I can say to the family members is that I'm sorry we made
that mistake because they lost their loved ones that day.
I just hope that God can give the family members some comfort, some peace, and some compassion
so that their burden gets less as time goes on.
The survival stories of James Paul Hinckley.
Jack, Jack, I'm trying to be sympathetic and nice with you, but I gotta be honest with
you.
We have multiple points of failure, right?
And it's all a small margin that is combined to a mistake, whatever, sure, right?
But these guys, like, that margin is a lot thicker.
Like, that mistake is like a big 40% chunk, hand of the other guy.
And then the rest, sure, but the biggest block is these guys, right?
Ojiay and Tashkumara Mesh have very little in common.
In crushes with only a handful of survivors, life or death is usually a matter of pure
chance but severe cases like these are absolute exceptions. Flying is actually the safest mode
of transportation and it's getting safer every year. The industry learns from every single accident.
Regulations change, aircraft designs evolve, devices and mechanisms improve. The odds that
your next flight will end in a forced landing or crash are extremely low.
Jack is I have to get these stats because there are shit like this right that happens
like not commonly but it happens and I mean so like you know my tea researcher this number is
not there's none of zeros your money for 55 000 years to die in a plane crash and even if you were
to emergency land or crash your chances of survival would still be very high according to the US
National Transportation Safety Board more than 95% of all passengers involved in plane crashes survive
That figure includes emergency landings crash landings. Yeah, these cats always
Modern passenger aircraft are designed to be fully evacuated within 90 seconds even if only half of the exits are usable
But it's still very important that you know how to act in a potential emergency
Many real-life evacuations take longer than necessary because passengers
I think in this scenario, it's just contextually bad.
So next time you're flying, pay attention to the crew's security briefing and read their
security card instructions, even if you're already familiar with both.
Try to memorize the number of rows and directions to the nearest emergency exit.
This would increase your chances of finding the type of smoke.
Some experts recommend booking a seat within 5 minutes and the emergency exit.
Also make yourself familiar with the brace position for potential emergency landings.
Controlled crash tests in the Mexican desert have shown that passengers in that position
are less likely to suffer spinal cord or head injuries.
if it suffers spinal cord or head injuries once the aircraft has landed follow the crew's instructions and leave it as soon as possible
Do not take your hand luggage with you. They have been real simple simple
You want to film these incidents and anybody who has a bag with them
No fly list on all planes
They never go in the air on any way capacity and at least mentor jail time back back
It's possible to not take your hand luggage these guys all them jail jail jail jail jail in real cases where people couldn't get out and
Burn to death because passengers in front of them were too busy
Yeah, it's like it's like a compounding error if the one get this is bad, right other guy other guy
You're you compound this some guys smoking inhalation smoke for like a whole minute and a half because how many people there?
There is the people are dying out there. You're killing them
like jail fucking jail if the aircraft lands on water put on your life vest but wait until
you outside before inflating it otherwise it could block the way if you want to be even better
prepared for the absolute worst case scenario wear sturdy shoes stay sober and pick the right
clothes experts recommend wearing cotton or wool because synthetic fabrics like polyester can
and cause far more severe burns when they melt onto your skin.
Yeah, I go bird thing
Dude, that's fucking sick. I can't stop my own things I'm branded
Dude
Yeah, what's in it
Interesting
Yeah
But yeah, we'll slip up on the bird feeder if it's on camera, that was just a-
Sick. I like that, thank you man.
Yeah, cause we get cool birds here. Yeah, we should get going.
Chat, chat, we're gonna ball it like so. We're gonna have to go do an iron.
Just tell me when you're ready to switch.
Oh, he's switching over here.
Oh, wait, we're gonna have to go down now?
Yeah, yeah.
Ah, let's get it.
Okay.
Which is the fun thing to do afterwards? Should we do something afterwards?
I'm done.
Um, do you know if things are coming?
Yeah, you should be.
Well, Ashley?
Hmm?
Oh, sick.
Yeah, you should do it.
Well, Ashley?
Hmm?
Oh, sick.
Well, well, well, well.
Jack, Jack, I'm on the toolkit.
So we're going to add it on, like, on the fly moment.
I'm not going to have to, right?
It's just fine for me to do.
If we could go, uh...
Oh, I'm sure Joe will go with some cool segments.
All right.
Uh, this is going on.
I don't know if I'm talking to fucking nobody anymore,
because I have a little...
I'm so bad at this I will shit like I'm okay at chat at the camera. I'm like you
I'm going to turn the camera to you.
Should we, I'm going to get changed.
I'm going to look like a bum, no?
Okay.
My bad.
I should have confirmed the switch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Should I look like a bum?
A little bit, right?
Oh, so I don't have a, I have to get my, my, my charger.
We have a charger for you.
A phone charger.
Uh, we're going to get your charger.
Really?
Yeah.
Is that... do you know if Eichler is coming?
Um... no.
Okay.
No, because I didn't want her to enter me, so we had to...
Gotcha, gotcha.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
So, do you know how far it's...
The only barge somewhere near is food.
Like, if we're in the garage, it's chill, but if I go there, it's fun.
Woof!
There we go.
Come on.
Is this the range? Is this the range where we chose...
I'm not sure what that is.
Alright, we got it.
Chill, chill, chill.
Chill.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Are you so angry?
No!
Are you so angry?
No!
Are you so angry?
No!
You are?
Yes.
Are you thinking?
No.
I'm just kidding.
Okay, we're...
She went silent the second she...
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I think so.
I'll take touch.
Chad, this is like your loading screen.
Do you want me to go up to the garage or to the front door?
It's really quick.
It's all...
Like, look at this shit.
This is the cleanest thing I have.
That doesn't look like it's scuffed.
Like, chat.
Oh, now I can do Gigi.
And the clothes don't match either.
It's Oprah.
Chad, what are you doing?
Did your dad leave any of his clothes?
Uh... probably not.
Chad, is that a bell?
Oh, yeah, I'm caught, Gigi.
Do you want to try it on?
Oh!
Like fungots?
Yeah.
Oh, but we have to go, though.
Um, what about a hat to my hair?
Probably no.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I need a towel.
Does this look like a war?
Yeah, do you have people with that?
Does this look like a war?
What does that mean?
Like, you know, the old, like, new style?
No, it looks fun.
I don't even have anything like bad to leak in my head.
Is this the options right here?
I'm here.
I don't have anything like that. I'd like you to do a scan.
Um, I had some pains here a while back.
No, no.
Oh, maybe it's just shirt?
Maybe the white shirt like this?
Check.
What about these pants?
Wait, they're way too much.
But these pants with the white shirt tucked in bang.
Dude, guys, I'm a manager.
Like I manage my football tonight.
I look like I'm good.
But I wore these last time.
I mean you can bring it come off it's in the car because you have like a you know a little bit of a drive
Go inside
How do you do that?
You can do it.
Alright.
Bang.
Hold on.
No, see it's not ironed.
It's like bad.
If I put my pants on
and put this inside
maybe it won't be as
all the torso
will be good though.
I got a text saying we need to leave.
I got a...
Chances it's fine.
Get back there and put the pads on.
Boom.
Man, I didn't do too much.
Alright, fuck it.
I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Alright.
Do we have some more for way?
No, I just said yes.
Okay.
Can I have some of my coffee?
Yeah, all the way back, all the way back.
Like, all the way back.
All the way back.
All the way back.
All the way back.
There you go.
I'm good?
Okay.
Okay, what's that?
Don't talk me, do you like it or not?
That's a year chat.
Oh, you for that.
I think it's better than before.
Yeah, I'll talk with him.
This is like, I manage a team but I also have to meet with some tankers in two hours.
Wait, is it too much?
It is too much.
It goes hard.
It goes hard.
Yeah.
Chat.
You got that chain?
Yeah.
That'll be too much.
That'll be too much.
Okay.
Okay.
I think this is never enough.
I'll make some socks.
Shirt out.
Remember we do have a little bit of a task to go and grab a bunch of options.
Okay, sure.
Using the car.
We'll get some socks, bang, and, and, and, and that's about it, yeah, that's about it.
Jay, Jay, do you see anything yet?
Let me know.
Okay, bang, this, maybe a normal shirt, maybe, oh god.
Oh god.
Hey, I'll do that like it with all the wash.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not gonna waste this.
Um, I'll just pick that, man.
Whatever I had before.
That works.
I know.
All right, here's your jacket.
Um, do we have a better jacket?
Yes.
Yes, we do.
Alex should have a smaller one.
Jack, not the jacket.
Guys, look at the jackets.
We won't, I wore it last time.
No, no, no, it's too tight.
It's too tight.
It's too tight.
It's like a tux, but I bled it too much.
It's too much, Jack.
Alright, Jack, I'll just walk you out.
I don't want to wear socks, though.
This is nice.
That's nice.
Want to give it a try here?
Thank you.
Thanks.
What are you doing here?
Bro, this is fine.
Bro, check, no?
Alright, where's the lead?
Actually, oh, yeah, truly
Let's go. All right, I'm gonna blotster just to give the car
Just to give the car, okay?
Yeah.
Yep. One second, Chad. We'll be able to film as soon as we're in the car.
Uh, I'll let the first step you want to do later possibly
All right
Can you grab this for something just hold on
Just keep it here. Thank you
Alright, one sec, one second.
Can you turn on the lights?
I got the bad guy to die for.
Leak door alright guys, okay, no fun
Oh, man.
Oh, there's almost a color of the moon that you put in your seat belt around you.
I don't have my bag, so we'll have to go on freestyle, sell somebody off to pay for stuff,
Can we do that by some stuff?
Around the lights above you?
Yeah.
And we're a little bit late, so it'll be fine.
OK.
I'm ready.
Chat?
Chat, I'll be a little bit up until I meet with Dina.
After that, we'll have fun.
It's been fun to do.
Yeah, I don't mind my identity, so we're good.
Back window barely, but that's okay.
No, I should be blocked out, though.
They could see the back window for a second.
Oh, that's fine.
No, I'm not showing it to the open angle.
I looked everywhere, I could not find my bag.
No, the velvets are nice, but it's just a bad occasion.
That's why I didn't want to wear the blazer.
I don't think I saw...
The blazer was, like, even more velvety.
So, that'd be too much.
That mean?
Alright, that will be fun.
Um, I won't make it on time.
Cause if anything's always a delay by like 10 days, right?
Yeah, typically.
You just gotta get a credentials.
Oh.
Well, am I wearing something nice, man?
Kind of.
Oh, right.
I was just reminded we have to film the Instagram story.
Oh, okay.
All right, ready?
I'll do that one now.
Ready?
I'll go to Insta.
I'll do...
Story.
Jesus Christ.
Alright.
Then we'll do...
Are we sure it's against Amp today?
Yes.
Okay. First round only.
Hold on. Let me do my shirt in my head.
Okay, I'll do yo-
Fuck me, hold on.
I'll do it in my head, because if I do it, um...
Try being rude for no reason. I can't.
I'm gonna have to close it.
I'll say yo, no.
I think I got it
I did a picture
Yo baller league is live come watch ah fuck no stop no no I can do for it that doesn't
Count, first try, no, count on, I'll do it again.
Three, two, one.
Yeah.
Baller League is live, come watch Glitch FC,
show how it's done to AMP, no, fuck this AMP
in this other name, it's all means, say it.
It's not that, the name of the team is all means.
Chastain, somebody say what is it, what is it called?
It's no no it's not all me possible. It's all means United
Guys it's not ampian it's ampi's fucker team
Hi rams
Bar League is live come watch glitch FC show how it's done to all means FC aka ampie
Be nice and chat be supportive and I'll see you guys there
Link in the description. Bye. Okay, that works. It's fine. It's fine. Nobody's anything
Well, it's another name really
It's all means okay
It's any means
Hi, I'm being sabotaged by chat
John I have to bring you guys cuz it's on my phone
Yeah, it's any means that I
Oh
In the post there's a tag. How do you how do you say that like that's us to PM to you?
You know nobody like what I mean is how do you like do like a call to action to like click on the
You notice the buttons on Instagram. I'll just do like it's right here
You need the physical button they click no no like on on the post
There's a link to the stream right just a click right here. Yeah
Bang okay, wait, what's the name again any means United?
No, not means any means
Any means?
Yeah, swipe up.
All right, ready? Watch this.
Barrel League is live. Come to chat. Come watch and come support Glitch FC as we take on any means united.
Swipe up. See you there.
No, that's hard. I cooked. I cooked chat.
I'm not doing it again. I'm not doing it again. I think that's fine.
Yeah, verdict
Swipe means DM
Actually
Yeah, it's swiped them
I discovered
Bar League is live. Come watch and come support Glitch FC as we take on any means
when I did it. Click on the link right here. Come watch. See you there. Bye.
I coach. Boom. Done. Finished. That's like a 9 out of 10.
And then I'm gonna do... I'm gonna do... I'm gonna do the link.
Wait, I said Bar League and not the Bar League?
they're getting in my head man
oh somebody sent me the link
ballerly
thank you
thank you
okay
so then I do
wait you actually told me the name of the team too
I'm just stupid
okay
I mentioned
ballerly
and then I forgot how to do the thing I need to put like a like a
yeah that's what I asked for yeah yeah the stickers the buttons stickers on the
top right there's like one that's like to add a you know you have music or yeah
And then one is, um...
It's like links.
Okay.
Link?
Cosmize the...
Oh, and sticker text?
I'll put them.
And the link, link.
Bang.
I sent you the sticker text.
Oh!
I sent you a link.
Link?
Okay, easy.
Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Baller League live now, easy.
I could, I could.
Okay, Victor is just good.
Looks good to me.
and then it has a link to it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a show.
It's always easy.
And then do it in your story.
Nice.
Only two hours later than this time.
Probably.
Just say you're chill like, you know,
you're still on the other time, you know?
Yeah, I mean, I am just like.
Jack, don't do the Grickenbone thing.
Yes, it's hard.
Like, if I'm off-streaming, I do this in like 10 seconds.
Like, off-streaming is hard because it's like when you're making a song and you're singing it,
you have to do the, uh, like, it sounds goofy, but you're doing something.
Like, you're just seeing the back process.
It's weird.
It's not...
It's muted?
Dude, stop.
Stop.
I should stop.
Stop!
It actually has me in it.
What the hell?
I'll tell you, after one of these shirts, I'm just going to record like 10 of them.
And just change t-shirts after each one.
Here comes the deleted now.
I mean it on it. I can't believe it's but I swear that was perfect
After with the happy and not mad that there's this seven three two one
Three two one
Wait
Different color this time
some
Baller league is live come watch and support glitch FC as we take on any means
United and we're gonna win and roll them also. I posted this story twice
because that one was muted. So, see you in chat, and thanks for supporting.
That's... I would do anything to take, but, um, it's fine.
I would do anything to take, but it's the problem.
I don't want to address the fact that I did like the other one, though.
You were saying, oh, but you did like the other one.
Okay.
So then, I do copy link audio on, got it, yeah it works.
Sticker on, link, URL, add, customize sticker,
Holy...
Like now.
Bang.
Boom!
Done. Holy shit.
Now check the other thing where you guys find the flow of it and then what it is and then we'll do it all over again.
If you want, you can lower the window a little bit to take off the covering on.
Oh, this?
Yeah, it's a little stuffy.
Just lower the window, like niche.
Oh, what?
Damn.
Hi, I'm H.
Hi, I'm H.
Sorry, so here's the tooling, I got it.
I said, oh, what?
I said, oh, what?
I said, oh, what?
I said, oh, what?
I said, oh, what?
I said, oh, what?
I said, oh, what?
This is one of those things that's automated and if I click it, it goes all the way down.
I thought it was going to be action time. I thought you were like a pro player or something.
Yeah, but I thought if you hold it, it would go all the way down. It wouldn't go all the way down.
Look at your dumbass.
Well, you suffer from running on tweets.
What do you think?
No, shut up.
Okay, we're gonna...
We'll be there in a few minutes. Boom.
We'll get there, rush there,
interview, bang, meet the plan of the team.
The length doesn't work. That's cap.
That is just so cap.
Is this 404?
Um, okay, so whatever, this one is a real messy thing, doesn't it be?
Maybe a little bit more, maybe a little sporty.
Also at this point I feel like I'm good enough, maybe a little bit more practice, and maybe
Maybe I prefer them to make a challenge where the managers that get into the game actually
play.
Like, you know, the game changers where the rule changes for a few minutes and we make
it do like a I'm in the goal, you know what I mean?
And then the other guys be in the goal too.
That'd be cool, now, chap.
I don't like these new slangs when I... I don't like it when they come into my cup.
It should be equal.
I don't call you guppy, bitch-ass.
I don't do all that.
Actress, yes, sir.
It's not even my wearing a w-w-w-w-shirt like that.
It's yes, sir, no, sir.
You understand guppy?
I think it's a fish, no.
I think it's a little orange fish.
You.
Come on.
I'm going to be honest with you, but I said I would lock it in the schedule, because
I mean it, I've been wanting to do it.
But you also, I wanted to IRL earlier
and then go by the cars, I don't have a car here.
I'm Carlos.
Well, actually I do have a car.
But I mean an actual car that I could drive around.
Not like some sports car right now.
I think, do you know if they were okay with it, right?
Did they wish it?
Yeah.
I didn't call on us, but I think if you're a serious buyer, then it should be.
Yeah, I mean, maybe you could be quick like,
I don't know what I want, I have it in stock too.
Do you want to look at some different stuff?
Or just go to the one I want?
I don't know what I want.
Yeah, okay.
It's really rare that you have an idea.
Unless I'm like, if I want a car, I'm just going to shop and whatever.
Yeah, sure.
But I don't know what I want.
I want to get Leon's car.
You know Leon?
It's the guy from Resident Evil.
And they have a sponsor for a car?
That's the car that I wanted.
I can see.
It's the exact same car.
It's the same model.
The Cayenne?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
It's cool.
But black on black in Florida would be bad, I think, because it'll be hot and shit.
So I wanted to get the other car, let's have a little bit more mellow.
Yes, the turbo, GTS, fucking light, whatever.
someone else actually good?
Why they have the Leon Edition really?
Actually?
I'm just gonna say yes, but I don't think so.
Oh actually, hold on.
I'll have to Google that.
I feel weird just googling that.
Oh, I have a VPN on me.
I need a new burner phone probably as well.
I'll write that just so I can show you.
You know, I'm scared of showing somebody a chat, whatever, and then I get a text.
That's like a hazard.
You want a chat phone?
Yeah.
by G3S brother I won in the garage
it's just bad to drive around like a bike shopping and something that I mean
where but there's no there's no
we have the addition Johnny I think he has a trolling wait did you have it
um, Resident Evil, right? Yeah, um, for South Florida gamers. Yo, that's me. That's me.
You know that guy that strikes himself doing car deals? Like he calls them, like gets the
negotiates down?
Wait, does he troll though?
No, he doesn't troll, he doesn't for real. So, we could ask him when you go to the
to help negotiate for you.
Wait, you can negotiate the car down, you think?
Of course you can. Any new car you can negotiate.
So I can ask him if you'd be down to be on speaker and help negotiate.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I don't know much about car dealerships because I don't deal with this stuff that much.
Jack, is it morally wrong to completely larp?
Like, what if I say, oh yeah, um,
Like I'm I'm looking at a small-time company owner or whatever and I just got my first like actual real paycheck and I can like I
Have enough for just that
like
Just the right amount like any dollar above. I can't pay. I'm sorry and then boom
Just a little acceptable. Should we get you like some like raggedy clothes, but I'm really dirty and smelly
And then you walk into the porch
But then we won't seriously though it has to be the perfect
No, it has to be like a scuff blazer and a decent suitcase
The way you negotiate it's like he's like there's seven other dealerships at the same car at a better price
Like can you do both of those? Oh, my client is down bad like help him out. Okay. Well, we could do that approach, too
How much do you think you can go off of a price though?
I
Like
Why what's his name?
Ashley?
Like 50% really?
All right, just dial up again. I mean everybody close at 830
No, no, no, I'm saying the guy that negotiate oh
Oh
If they have the president will go oh, I thought you wouldn't know how much
Yeah
It's in 20% really oh luxury like like fire. Yes, not a much
Hold it
Okay
They wreck in the trunk
Can't be on the view just know
Just know
If there was an air rack thing Jack is I mean I don't think I think he's moved on the other better greener pastures
You know I mean there's gonna be more coming out there than hiding in streamers rooms
Stream is going to fail overall, like, unless, I'm always wondering if it was worth, like,
not investing but just kind of like doing like, sometimes like an actual video, you
know?
All the stream stuff whatever people are used to sort of format like what if you just wedge an actual YouTube video
I mean like in there like I think it in any other like different channels like that. You know, I mean
It's a debate. Please hold so it's debating. Yeah, he's debating a salesman right now. Really?
I think we're like the tick-tock guy who's like we like post like
Oh, the guy says like BMW. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I thought it was the guy. This is like BMW 5000 ever, right?
Oh
300 final offer. Yeah, but I can do is 350. They're just yeah, you're talking about the salesman. Yeah
You know what I mean? He think by saying just pose a bunch of it's like a stupid it's a Facebook Marketplace troll
It's a low ball or exactly the low ball guy
They are interesting Rick Spongebob are negotiating it
Yeah I saw this Logan Paul clip where he goes to the like the Pond Star Pond whatever
Right?
Can we just watch all those metal?
And like, it just is something like, uh, this weird ass chain, like this polymarket chain.
And I thought the whole, I thought the whole scene was kind of cringe.
Yeah, I didn't, I didn't like it that much.
Uh...
The one-piece copies.
But I mean...
Dude, I think I've been overly critical of Louis Paul, but I think it's reasonable.
Like...
And then back with him whatever like I don't I don't deserve you anything he does but any that's like money involved
These are the big he does I just agree with it. They're all like really like in my opinion
kind of like
Ventures where where people lose stuff and he gets it's not like some exchange or like oh here's like some cool
like it's just like something that he's like it's
It's taking from and I'm it's just it's just I don't like it
Am I trying to be a law firm like I just it's just why like
Just call this camera, it's not a scammer
Have you noticed what is up with it? It's been trickling and I need to get wax so I didn't wash my nose here because it's
Well, it's not what I described it, it's like if I said it, oh chat, I'm gonna sell you
like an NFT of me farting in the mic, or whatever, and it's like, I think it's worth,
It's gonna be worth 10 million in about five years.
Like if I was young, I would buy this.
And I was selling you like 10 fart copies.
And then people are like buying them.
Like, I know it's not going anywhere.
And I'm dead, and I'm absolutely taking it
from directly in and there's no form of actual exchange
of value.
It's not great.
That's what I think.
Let's find another number.
I'm just gonna keep the phone off.
Yo.
Yeah, my my camera guy was was telling me that you're like a car dealership guy
Wait, really when oh
Shit wait, that was that was you
That's segment. Oh, hey cool, man. Oh, thanks a big up the call
Yeah, I was just gonna spit balling because I wanted to buy a Porsche Cayenne from like a Resident Evil like the same kind of model, right?
GTS and I was thinking
Like like can I haggle the guy and like can I knock off some price off that or what?
Oh sick, so should we like strategize like okay, that's good
I'll say hi okay so I'll add you know I'll send you a call when we go to dealership and then we go and then we can
Can I orchestrate it normally he calls?
Yeah, you're gonna call him and he'll be like we're in a line and you're doing it
Oh shit you want to call him?
Can we have you go to the dealership today?
Oh no
Where in Miami can we can he call you on speaker when he goes to the dealership?
We have to make a list maybe
Oh you gotta come out?
Shit
And I'll negotiate the person
what actually what I be saying whatever we can file I mean we'll be we'll be in
Miami for you know some time so thank you man thank you man that'd be sick
Yeah, good talking man. Have a good dream.
Take care.
Damn, alright.
Alright, that was easy. That's the deal done. Boom.
Deal done.
Alright, next important, bill and dollar deal on the phones.
Whatever, I'm ready.
Okay, we're just holding deals here.
Let's not tell me in it.
Wait.
It's time to deliver it.
Oh my god, I did it. I don't want it.
That's a good phone segment, yeah.
That's a good IRL, have him in person and he'll ship you.
That'd be hard actually, yeah.
He's cracked.
He does.
He gets insane deals.
Well, I'm sure, I'm pretty, I'm sure if he, like, here's the reality.
Here's the reality.
Realize that core dealerships are usually kind of predatory.
Bang.
They studied the science of like being a fuck-ed to extract as much value, right, using all
the info that they have and whatever, right?
So I think it's pretty good, okay, that the people train themselves to counteract that
and as much as they can as the company.
It's even more your job and their job to do that because you're the customer, you know
what I mean?
So that is perfect.
I realize it's only as a morally fair, no, you know what, it is morally fair because
They're making a buck out of you for sure and they're still mousing you.
I think honestly, as long as anything is legal, you should be like, you should fall hard upon it.
True? True.
True.
I never understood why dealerships are a thing.
If you're selling me a new car, all the components already made, everything has been made, anything that aren't...
It's a product. What is different between buying a car and buying a
cereal
box off the shelf right as a
Exact value sell this shit to me at exact value
Why do we have to talk about it and then the oceans like it's just done
I mean the price
You know, it has an exact value, but they hide it behind some layers of garbage.
Someone said I don't drive a serial bus.
Okay, he's not even on a meadow.
Come on, bro.
Um, people don't have it all.
Oh, you mean alone?
Yeah, but...
No, I disagree.
Um, people don't have it all.
Oh, you mean alone?
Yeah, but, no, I disagree.
Because they're getting it cut off the rip.
Like, they have a bottom line,
and they want to make money off the settlement,
off of you, the dealership guy, right?
And the dealership wants to make money like as well.
How about you cut all of that, and you just, AI.
I dealership you come in and you buy it just boom you check out self-checkout you can come in say I want the blue car
Bang this cars 50,000 bang by
How does that?
Tesla does that
Okay
bang
car fun, but use
Okay, use cars is also schemas though because you do them at it like used cars like they have a bunch of components
Now you don't have the quality of the exact meaning like an expert look at all the parts all over and at points
It's gonna you don't really know much. It's worth exactly that makes sense
guys if the brakes are like 70% done do they remove same as 30% of the price of the brakes
components of how much it's worth like it like these are these things are kind of difficult
Like, come on, bro, do you really?
Also, Chad, Chad, if you're a young person
and you just bought a bad car or whatever, right,
and you wanna make the most out of your car,
main music I see people driving do, okay,
is using the brakes too much.
If you can see the light way ahead and you know what's that,
just stop using the gas pedal, let it roll all the way.
And try to be skill at timing it
where you land at the spot,
then nobody don't be around all over, right?
Don't use the brakes.
The brakes will last literally, genuinely,
like 10 times longer.
Bang.
Has anybody accelerating, braking?
How about you accelerate slowly
And you just let it roll.
It rolls.
That's the whole point of a roll, like Flintstone.
You think that Flintstone was using their feet
to accelerate and break?
That they would use as much as possible and then use it,
break, no, their feet would break.
That's your brakes.
Bang.
And it's just chasing crack.
This is what this is real wisdom. I mean I'm gonna give you, you realize that because of
the messenger you guys don't accept the message. But a lot of what I say is like some advanced
knowledge. You say it's fun to do it, but then when you get the bill it's not fun anymore
And then you blame the world.
Come on now.
He's right.
There are no fun bills.
You are annoying sometimes, he's right, okay.
I don't know why you wouldn't even say that.
I just saw it.
I burst my heart a little bit.
You think it could be a good car, Selzer?
Yeah, oh, yo, yo, I could upsell like a single mom
off the card and she does not need at all.
With a bunch of random shit.
No, she'd get a bill, she could never afford
all the 20 years later, bang,
make a fucking fat bucket of that.
That's what I do.
Look, that was a joke, type of it.
That was a joke.
Ready, nobody's gonna laugh?
All right
Once you go mama because that's a little way to do let me explain the joke
That is it'd be like a very vulnerable second more vulnerable position whatever
No, I mean it is like it's like it'd be the most scum to extract the most guy out of them
Guys
I keep seeing this weird emote, it's like a long slab, but there's a bunch of blue guys
with their eyes out.
Well, um, yeah, I mean, car car selling is, I mean, it's a job, it's a job like another,
and I feel like if you're a car seller, I think you learn a lot about sales.
I think it's a good job to have it.
And then I meet a cross-element.
I gotta respect it a little bit.
Because it's a very on-the-field, very,
you have to test your skill and knowledge all the time,
like a feedback loop, right?
So you're bound to learn a lot.
I feel like getting on a resume or you're a cross-element,
it's good, it's a good resume.
And you also need it.
Like, they need to do good to get the commission.
We're going, we're going to baller league and we're going to the football pitch.
We're over here, we've gone here now.
I see all the, there's a baseball pitch, there's a basketball pitch, we're terrain.
There's a, yeah.
ETA is right now.
88 was at zero for like the last five minutes. I don't know
Well, I saw a clip of um of agent in a chat
Is any coming here because I thought you I thought you represented amp, you know
Yo, try to play games after we might get some food with Dean maybe if you want to
He's at the Raptors game was he court-tied it
It's an NBA game or so wait so who who are they gonna send them
I'm a little Dean such an L who said that?
I don't know why I would say that.
I'm not even wondering.
I think Dean's always been a deputy to the stream monkey.
Hi.
What was the time?
XQC?
What was one of the team owners?
We're running late.
We got to go.
Oh, all right.
We're going ahead.
Thank you so much.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Sorry Chad, the coin found was just parked up like asking, trying to reverse.
How did he buy the tons?
Yeah, that'd be great, thank you.
Chad, I got offered by some guy, I'm not sure who, a friend of mine, right?
Some like high tier, like, like Lord.
Like, um, World Cup, like insane experience.
I'm trying to see if we could put streams on it, or a lot of it.
I mean, that'd be insane.
Like World Cup, final, like a World Cup thing.
You know what I mean?
That'd be sick.
Um, your speed you could.
You know, iron speed, yeah.
That's busy, that's busy, yeah.
Yes, it's fine, it's fine.
Give me one second.
That's why, that's why.
Yeah, I got billionaire friends, you know what I mean?
Come on, bro.
Oh, yeah, maybe I roll at UFC, but they're really they're very tight on that though like
Like a white house UFC shrimp sounds a little bit too crazy. I don't think they'd let it. Let's go. Yeah, I'm just
I'm gonna bring my other clothes to make sure that if I feel insecure about it, I'll just watch
Wait, what's up?
Is that right?
Yeah, and then my guide, my, uh, guidey thing, it's an iPhone thing.
It wasn't working.
Resume, got it at chest.
Doc's the handsome light.
Heh, heh, heh.
Heh.
So man, yeah, good to see bro. No shy by a full suit on full suit is crazy
Yeah, I'll show my head like this
Well met
Can you hold this one so I can just cut this off?
I got you.
Bro, I'll take this out of my dad's closet this morning.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got this out of my, out of my, uh, um, streamer awards.
Well, why do you need socks?
Nah, it's just so bad.
Uh, if I don't like my clothes or whatever, I think it's too much.
I can change.
I'm not gonna lie, today's gonna be a good game.
Yeah, I think we win.
Bro, I looked at the standings, we need to win today.
Yeah, we need to win the next score, but we want to game out of time.
Want to game out of time? We're good to go.
Where's Jesse?
He's at home, he's at home.
He's got quite a bit of drive to come here if you want to.
Ah.
But was there a flash fine for sure?
I think that's how we do IRL before and after, like a day of IRL, you know what I mean?
Like last time.
Yeah.
Oh, so you want to do the thing after?
Bro, whatever you want.
We can go to the club.
No, no, no, no, it's Thursday.
Miami club, wait, really?
It's Thursday.
Anybody, anybody trying to,
anybody trying to.
I appreciate you, bro.
Ready?
It's crazy.
It's a surprise.
Thank you very much.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
All right, good luck.
Take care, man.
Have a good night.
Thank you guys.
Have a good one.
All right.
Great.
How about you?
You know, my name, or, uh, actually, Kilex, or actually, oh, I don't have an ID.
I don't have an ID.
I got my phone's run.
It's okay, it's a picture.
My picture isn't what?
Of your ID.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure it's just X, you see on there.
He owns one of them, it's games.
And boom.
Wait, like.
I have the ones you want.
Oh no, that's fine, I just, all of a sudden.
Is this silk?
I'm not silky, that's why I rockped the pedal of me, so that it's not silky, it's um...
Can you hear me?
I'm good, I'm good, I'm already good.
Can you put this on just in case you want to switch to it?
Yeah.
We want to switch to the other one.
Take it.
Is that what you got?
Yeah.
OBJ.
Hey, look.
I'm gonna put the finger on.
Oh yeah, bro.
Hey man.
How's it going?
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, I'm not used to...
I'm not used to it.
I got a hand closer to them.
We're going to get them there.
Yeah.
Two bloods, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Go down.
Down.
Down.
What up?
I got a hand.
No, no, no.
It's not ready.
It's not ready.
It's not ready.
It's not ready.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
Obviously, it's my fault, right?
Yeah.
But as much as you, like sometimes the angle of the hand,
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's so gross.
So normally the shake was just like sophisticated.
Can I?
So go ahead and do it.
Can I?
Can I?
Can I?
Can I be?
Oh, hell, listen.
Yeah, so sophisticated, because like OVJ,
you go in with the firm handshake.
Yeah.
Then you go for the hook.
Oh, he's good.
And then you go back.
That's what he did.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just like, like, regular motherfuckers,
you can kind of just kind of like dab it, like, the hook.
And that's it.
You go for a normal handshake, and then you chop.
Boom it.
Boom.
Boom.
And then you're going to be done.
That's it.
Well, you just leave it in the center.
Boom, boom, and then you can hook it.
Hook it.
Oh, and then you do a little.
No, don't do all that extra stuff.
No, no, no, I mean, it's just a small little motion, though.
Hi, whatever.
No, but I'm telling you, boom, boom, you're chilling.
You don't got to worry about nothing.
All right, let's test this out when I see somebody.
All right, all right, just do it, Christian.
Christian's coming over.
No.
All right.
Now, mind you, it might be a bit different.
So I have to profile them, but yeah.
What's up?
Uh, homie.
See?
Yo.
Yo.
You changed?
Oh.
You see?
It was easy.
I got him on a bing, bing.
That's it.
That's it?
That's it?
See?
That's it.
Because you see it.
Oh.
Because he's Hispanic.
Exactly.
But when you're black, you kind of, and then, you know,
you'll be more sophisticated, like, not no red
linux type shit, like, you just kind of.
Have you guys seen him?
Boom.
I'm over here, I can't see.
I was going to say, yo, what's up, I said.
OK, let's not do that.
You kidding?
Let's not start with the answer.
I know him though.
Is that too hard?
Is that too hard?
No, because I know him like that.
You know what?
Maybe behind closed doors though.
Exactly.
Everything behind closed doors is always okay.
Now what if it's a white man though?
Because the white man, he'll be a child.
Like, you start off with 730 credits, credits go up for him, and then they're good to go.
Get that man.
Now you gotta try it one more time for the next black guy, you see.
Black in the honey.
Music is back, apparently.
The music is back, apparently.
Yeah, bro, they don't stop.
I'm late, I'm late, I swear I'm late, I'm late.
Bro, bro, bro, we're lucky you're late though, we're going to review it five minutes ago.
See, now I'm the, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, guys, I will be there later.
I swear, I have an interview.
I have to go on TV.
Guys, I'll be there, I swear, I have an interview.
Oh my God, I'll be back.
Guys, we have to go out with them.
I feel like, I feel bad, like, we can't go out with them.
We've been in an interview eight minutes ago.
Alright, let's get to the room first.
The question is here.
What's up?
Hold on.
Have you ever given this?
I don't know.
I'll just hold it.
Yo!
Hello.
How do I look at?
How do I look at?
How do I look at?
How do I look at?
Do you have a timer now?
Do you want to stop?
Sure, yeah, hold it.
Different textures will be weird.
It doesn't matter.
I'll drop you.
Thank you.
That's it.
Bro, different top is fine.
Just make sure you get a little stressed out, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, like the juice.
Bro, that's fine.
Light goes with everything.
Bang.
Bye, everybody.
You want to buy a car?
You look like a pro, bro.
You look like you work at those shady ass places.
You look like you work at those shady ass places.
Who's that?
Oh, yeah, I know who's that.
There's the mean guy. Are we ready to go?
I'm ready to go.
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Yeah, I just saw the Bambas coming here.
So, what's going on?
That was yours.
It was? Yeah.
He's the head coach. I'm just the unofficial assistant.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I doubt we did you though.
Brother, I have striped pants.
I'm telling you the way.
All I gotta do is do this, watch this.
Oh, mmm, that's pajamas.
OK, I will have you on the other end of the road in a second.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, the workers here are just amazing people.
They are nice.
Amazing people.
Did you say they were going to go or not?
She said, wait a minute.
This is our DEI hired from the year.
Yeah, we're talking.
I'm here so they can't call an X-ray something anymore.
Yeah, yeah, we're just dealing with that.
So we just move the mic, or put it with the mic elsewhere?
Oh no, because when you swap it, it'll be dynamic.
Okay, so it's far again.
I don't know if it's that green one or that one.
I don't know if it's that green one or that one.
I don't know if it's that green one or that one.
Hold on.
Do you want to have a single here or not?
Yeah?
Yeah, tell me how to get out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, if what so we should hold on the way inside
Great
We're good. Oh really? Thank you. Yeah, I was gonna do no pleasure but I will see
why I was gonna. I mean, I'll just finish this for this end of you. Please sir.
Oh, do you want to talk? I didn't mean that. No, you're good. All right. Oh, what are you doing?
Oh easy
Yeah, I'll do keep in my pocket so they know I have it
Big enough okay, but I'll don't know
Okay, I'm ready
Oh, it's fine.
Oh, oh, it's fair day page.
How many?
All right, today we got to win this game.
I got a lot of you.
Final for predictions, speed FC, glitch FC.
We're good, Barlin's seam and...
Drops, put down these things.
Guys, thank you.
All right.
What is the weirdest for you?
Keep testing, one, two, three.
All right, you're good now.
Bro, they have to...
Put it on here and they'll be fine.
They have not, I just want to make sure you're good.
Bro, we have to win this game today.
We need four games in a row to get into playoffs.
Last week we were going to secure the playoffs, but today we need to win this game and all
the next three games.
Okay, Chad, stop hitting me with the Wii, all right, I'm sorry.
Y'all need to, y'all, Glitch, I've seen this to win, okay?
You're the co-coach, all right?
No.
I'm the I'm the diversity higher
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. We're almost one last one was one last game too, bro. It's insane
It's really loud they have to band again. Yeah, we're gonna do our best with the lab lights, but
Bro, how do you guys feel about the arm the calm being like new in like 30 days?
like I you think you think you think I could call you on real quick and just
I haven't switched it over I think we should call you long bro like where's
that was it was the jungle is gonna go well the jungles went up for how long
bro for almost a decade oh my god
I'm not old. I'm fresh 30, fresh 30. That's how it goes.
Oh, bro, TeamSpeak is even crazier.
Bro, team sequels, yeah, that's how you do your cop interviews.
Oh my God.
Remember the salt rooms?
Like, when you guys get mad at each other, you just gotta, bro, good times, man.
If you get mad at each other, if there's a problem in RP, you go to salt rooms and
it's like, literally shit talk each other until they fix it.
Good times.
You see, a lot of these guys don't even know about that, you know?
Not these guys that got AI, they got Claude, Fonsois, like all these people teach them how
to do stuff instantly.
Jesus Christ.
Man.
Other than that, today we got, you know, a nice little fit on today.
Got the vertebrae bottoms, you know, vertebrae bottoms.
Voodoo Jordan Ones.
Endnet made by Josh Zirka from the Sidemen.
You know?
It is what it is.
I'm gonna undo my hair tonight.
Bro, I appreciate you, I appreciate you.
I'm undoing my hair tonight.
I'm getting it redone before the next match.
but I look like a fucking roach you can't even see my scalp look at that I
look like a roach I mean I'm twisting it
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
What's up? What's up? What's up?
What's a great twist? Yeah.
What's up guys? Can I have you do the interview first?
Just give me a minute please. Yeah.
Just give me the place.
All you need to say in your own words is like, wait a minute, you grind the whole season and then go one game and it's over.
No rematch, no second chance. It's about being in the finals.
Oh, and from making the finals?
Yeah, so you need to say something like, and it's waiting for doing like a whole promo where every manager has one line and it's to advertise the final.
You grind the whole season and then boom, one game is over.
Okay, so what was the first part of it?
You tried, like you tried the whole season, or like you tried the whole season, and then soon, one game, it's over.
Yep.
Alright, it's all on ya.
What angle better?
I made a hole in the left.
Some, some, uh, we're really testing it today with, uh, my acting studio and all that.
Alright, so, we go like, uh...
One, two, three, four, three, two, one.
Woo!
Who's playing? Who's doing that?
It's like a whole sort of grind. It all comes down to this one game.
Right?
Yeah.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
We asked him already, father.
Yeah.
Were you ready?
Ready?
Yeah.
This is shitting the ball.
Oh, yeah, is it?
Yeah.
A whole season of playing and grinding comes down to this one game.
Is that it?
Yeah, this is the one.
Okay.
Okay.
A whole season of playing and grinding comes down to this one game.
Bang!
What's that for me?
Oh.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
A whole season of play and grinding comes down to this one game.
Bang!
More lines?
Everybody's foot, left foot, all that.
I don't have a speed, but we've been asked to put our brains in the middle of the way here.
I've got to put my socks in.
I'm not going to put my feet down with me right now.
I've got to tell them I don't want to get shot.
But whenever you're going to hit anyone, I'm going to ask them if I should go.
Because I feel they're perfect footballers.
Oh!
Feel me? So you're going to pick left foot?
So I need to know what I'm playing about.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Wait, can I now just build with my boys though?
Like Col Palmer?
Yeah, yeah.
Fodden
These guys
You're gonna do like what?
I'll be a larpher, no larping, guys.
That's what I have to listen to.
So it's like full-fault mentality, right?
Are we here, though?
Are we doing another take?
Shaw Power?
Oh, very good.
Ronaldo, but the old Ronaldo.
Yes, that's good.
Are we doing another take or no?
We're on player, player.
Neymar.
Like, Neymar, the drill.
Neymar? Oh, definitely Neymar, yeah.
Neymar.
Exactly.
So they're gonna ask you that?
They're like, oh.
So the left foot, it'll be like, I say this guy
is just asking on the left foot.
Wait, look, the shuttle, speed.
Oh, easy.
Oh, yeah, make this.
I know, if you want, you can show me your booth.
Or rocker.
Yeah.
We have the whole booth set up.
Oh, right now?
We have the flight.
Yeah, we're good.
Or as many people that I know that are around here,
we could say hello to you or what, or, uh.
You can come over here, but you're a little late.
Who?
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
What?
Amp is in the handshake.
Davis was just here.
Who?
Davis from the Amp.
Oh.
Singer.
Hey, guys.
What's up?
What's up?
Yeah, go ahead.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Felix.
So, in your opinion, who is the best dressed footballer?
The best who?
Dressed footballer.
Um...
Best dressed footballer with a name R?
Name R? Really? Why?
He looks cool, he has a very nice haircut,
and he keeps up with the fashion trends.
Okay, that's a good answer. Thank you.
Come on, that's it?
Hi.
I give the family what they want. They want to see some goals, some action, some saves.
That's what you know. 51% for stoppage.
Yeah, that's what they want to make you think it
That that was a scripted
She said he's different as he's great. I love it bro. Yeah, he's trying hard and he actually put up
Yeah, but I don't know the score goal on the goal
True
I'll give you guys this more, too. I'll give you that.
Alright.
Alright, no problem.
I'll give you that.
No problem.
Where are you from?
I'm from New York.
Go back.
Overwatch.
Canada.
Yeah, I play video games.
Alright.
Yeah.
Nice to be up for all.
I'm not going to lie, he said Overwatch. That's pretty basic.
He said Overwatch.
Everything. He said Overwatch first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a normal ball.
That's nice.
He's a normal ball.
He knows control.
He valid.
How many likes would you like to join your team?
200,000.
200,000?
Yeah.
200,000 likes.
What?
That's for sure.
That's what I was going to be.
So my manager?
Yeah.
Manager of the team?
Yeah.
He doesn't have a lot of confidence in your play.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, never seen him.
He says you're a dog shit.
I like that better than you, I think I'm fine.
You got highlights.
You got highlights?
I do, I do, I do.
You got highlights?
I'm talking.
You said Wembley, have you seen?
Oh!
Oh!
How many games?
In though.
That doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
That doesn't matter.
No, it doesn't matter.
No, it doesn't matter.
No, it's just over the long haul.
What matters is playing Wembley from the millions of viewers and crowds.
I will play there one day.
Yeah, really?
Yeah, I will play there one day.
All right, I'll see you in a minute.
I'm gonna start looking, I'll see you on the pitch.
I'm gonna start going.
All right, like that.
Six, five, four, three.
We're gonna press them.
You're gonna press them?
No, I was just kidding.
Okay, what kind of fucks have you got going on?
I was just kidding, I was just kidding.
Who's that?
It's all okay.
What's up, guys?
So, guys, so, man, yeah, of course.
What about that?
Oh, that's so tall.
I'm not going to tell you shit.
Yeah, that's tall as fuck.
Come on, man.
We don't have the interview on the...
So, how's it going, mate?
I tried over your team on Monday.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I heard about that.
You're the one, huh?
Yes, I tried out on Monday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my manager?
He's just said no.
He said no.
I was going to play.
No, no, no, he wasn't.
Obviously not, he was playing right now.
No, no, you're the top coach.
You were over the ballpark for the position.
Yo, brother, brother.
I scored a bing and top bing.
I swear to God.
I never came out low.
No, no, he did score.
I spin it?
Yeah, that's all you did, bro.
the first streamer to be playing, but I would have been the same, you know what I mean?
Yeah, true, actually.
I would have been crazy.
But, so, who did we pick?
Don't say it.
Oh, you think the 9th reveal?
Big reveal?
No.
It's your wife, Carlos, though.
Oh, shit.
He's great.
Yeah, that guy's great.
Do you have the power to override anything he or Coach has to say?
Yeah, show her.
I would never bring the rules for you, though.
Why?
Because you would have to be a star to be good at.
I'm a star, I'm telling you.
He's not impressed, though.
I've seen the footage.
I've seen the footage.
I'm nice.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I didn't say that, I didn't say that.
You said that.
No, no, no.
Yo, did you see how he played in the Simon's
Maybe football is not your thing, but but hear me out the back and management side to be your thing
You know what I'm saying you pork with like the logistics you know
Yo, I wish I was your lord though. Yo, keep running man
One two three listen see
Oh, yeah, yeah
This guy was horrible.
I should have played better than him.
Good luck with that one.
Thank you.
Alright.
Can I get some...
Do you have any hand sanitizer?
I should have been equipped with...
Oh, I forgot my ring.
That's what it is.
Alright, we're going to go to the payment.
Um...
We need to see who they have at the end of the match.
There goes Davis right here.
X. There goes Davis right here.
You see what?
Davis.
Yeah. That's Davis, boy.
Oh, yeah, Davis, Davis.
Davis?
I will talk to him in the next few minutes.
Yeah, go sit down.
Yeah, you better play the last game, right?
Yeah, I saw him. That was good.
Hey, man, you did great last match. That was good. It was unlucky.
I know. That's the first time I played that. I got confused. I don't know if I won.
It's all good. You did great. We're really happy with the pick. You performed too. Good results.
Thank you so much.
I think we're gonna make it to the finals, so we're all good.
We'll make it anyway.
We're gonna do everything to be there.
Yeah, for sure.
And you know what?
Today?
I'm doing a thing.
You know what you're doing?
I don't know shit.
You know your thing.
Do that.
Thank you.
I'm doing my best.
You're the girl, man.
I'm not gonna lie.
He's a franchise player winning for next season.
Really?
Yeah, he's a franchise player.
Really?
Yeah.
Good investment.
Yeah, how's it going, mate?
Good, good, bro.
Yo, I watched a bit, bro.
Yeah, good as a nom.
Yo, by the way, last week was unlucky, generally.
I was watching game changers, whatever.
The actual core game, though, it was better.
Generally, it was better.
So, it's not going to get into the way of us winning.
We're making it to the finals.
We're making it to the finals, for sure.
I believe in you guys.
Is that about that, guys?
Yeah?
Take it, man.
Do you think?
I need that.
What's up?
Thank you.
By the way, the head coach is coming.
Who's name's Oscar?
Oscar!
Oh, hold on.
Oh, thanks so much.
Yeah, you guys.
Get rid of all the bad jiu-jitsu.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You all know who I was talking to.
I was watching you guys.
Last week, I'm lucky.
Be honest, guys, be honest, guys.
Who happened last week?
I don't know.
Honestly, it's been two games against, uh, what?
Against New York Wizards and then against these.
You lose in the last five seconds.
You go into the game changer.
You go into the game for a cutoff,
you go up for a five-core, and then we come back in six-times.
So I said, I said, unlike the Game Changer, Game Changer, whatever.
Game Changer has two cuts.
But the core game was great, though.
It was fantastic.
Take a look.
Well, you guys put that game away.
It's two games against the week that you were there,
the week two week.
Yeah.
I mean, we lost him in the last two seconds of gas.
I saw that there.
So we used two seconds of gas.
I've never seen one today in the last two seconds.
Wow.
Oh, that's nice.
It's a game.
I mean, these are like anomalies, right?
But I think the main course is that we're making it
a bit harder.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're doing four games.
And winning, but.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're trying to get there, but hey, that's not it.
That's not going to get there.
I'll be on the other side.
It was Vanessa, guy.
I looked at her.
Yo, don't laugh at that.
No, no, no, no.
Why is that?
I didn't watch it.
OK.
I had told him, he told me, he says, well, on the train let's get a train session.
I'm gonna say it for you, he was ass.
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't want to watch it.
You know what?
I didn't want to watch it.
That's the minute.
I tried my best.
I give it all my all.
That's it?
Yeah, that's what I did here.
Yeah.
I heard he was very elastic, so good.
Yeah, I tried to emulate our goalie, he's the goalie.
He's good.
You guys been working harder?
Yeah.
I'll be all the way in there with you side-by-side
Yo, you want to see me yell somebody yell somebody
We're winning, we have the chargers
So we try to like kick them
Oh!
Do something
There's no way to hook
Oh guys, the ball went that way
Oh, somebody get the ball
What's up?
How's everything going?
Fantastic, great.
Fantastic, it's great.
What is good?
The money.
The money is a little less than what I got.
Like downwards, between false lanes.
You can say it's not hard.
You can say it's not hard.
Yeah, it's different.
Everything is so true.
And the drivers.
The drivers are against it.
If you go a little more, to like West Palm, people are actually subtle.
Really?
Good morning.
Good afternoon.
Oh, wow.
But it's crazy because it's an hour up.
Whereas if you go an hour south, oh, oh, oh, yeah, and they're cutting you out there.
Damn, with the accent too.
You gotta follow the only day that you see the crazy stuff.
You watch the shit, let's let it go high.
Hey, Oscar, quick question.
What's that dude's name?
The dude who gives the law.
What's his name?
We're going to get the ball right now, we've got to get the ball.
No, let me get the ball.
No.
He's got the most entertaining assistant all the way this way.
Come on!
Come on!
Bro, if I do something wrong, I'll talk about it.
Bro, then I'll do something.
Is that beef that I don't know about?
Oh, what?
Did I fuck up with something like,
well, when I cut it off, then I'll talk about it.
No!
No!
No!
Oh!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh
Is that a 17?
Is that a 17?
Yeah.
Who is that? You?
Yeah, and it's a good one, it's good.
He gave you a black marker on a black suit.
Yeah, what's that man?
What's up?
What's up, guys?
What's his name?
Is that the team we're playing?
No, I don't know.
Who's that to who?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, they want to kill you.
No, I don't want to get a photo.
Like this kid.
Come on.
Come on, baby.
Hey, what's up, man?
What's up?
So, you know?
What?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, baby.
Come on.
I'm going to run up with him.
Really?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
There you go.
I won't.
I got it in the middle.
There you go.
You wanna get it?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Sorry to go, man,
but you will play last week,
You will play, I think. You're good.
The bun.
Oh, shit!
I like that. I like that.
You're gonna get killed as we get.
Oh yeah bro, this guy, his assists are crazy, he's smaller.
the back passes.
Oh, they're better.
I'm glad you came out today, though.
Yeah.
I'm really glad you came out.
No, I'm good.
No, I'm pro.
I'm not here.
I'm supposed to be the only shame, whatever.
No, I'm like, bro, I know you get business in, you know, so I'm like, bro, I'm glad you
know.
Yeah, but not a much.
This shirt is not tucking in, probably.
You got to tighten the belt, bro, like you're...
Look, bro, hide it!
Really? Yes.
There we go.
Like this? Yeah.
You need a top?
No, is it too high?
No, I'll go like this for now.
Is it too high? Not too high.
All right, just my hair's cooked, but it's whatever.
You're like a public defender.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The news is we've got your payments.
Exactly.
The news is we've got your payments.
It's an hour.
Take the police.
Take the police.
Anyway, what about the interview?
Sooner?
Yeah, let's go.
Hey, do you want to go around?
I heard the interview was at 8.45.
Wow.
I want a steroid test on him.
On who?
He's got to be juicing.
You see? That's the anger.
Jesus.
Hey, hey, hey.
My man, my man.
Yo, I was warned by the police.
My police were getting hurt out there, man.
You gotta call the gate, you gotta get the cards out.
Exactly.
No, no, he got the right cards.
They got half the other cards.
No?
No.
You got the other cards.
I knew that.
You got the right cards.
The blue trill, the blue trill, the blue trill, the blue trill.
Yeah, check them all out then.
Just fouls.
All right, well, today we expect nothing more or less than last time.
Give me the good one.
We're just joking around behind the line.
We got the routing number and everything.
We'll take care of you, OK?
Hey, my man.
I'm not saying you know, we'll see you at the, I'll catch ya.
Good luck with the ride.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
So, yeah, let me just ask like,
sorry, do I have an interview later?
Okay, if you could get sure that I'm not late or anything.
I did what?
Oh, yeah
Great
It's a big one
So, bro, so you're looking deeper?
As you so.
Oh, thank you.
No, we got the same number.
Yo, you got the number, too?
Yeah, corporals on my ass the whole weekend.
I'm just kidding.
You doing good, though?
Yeah, I'm doing good.
All right, I'll be back.
I swear, I'll be back.
I'm in a glitch.
Here, pull over, pull over, pull over, pull over.
Get in the middle, bitch.
Woo!
There we go.
Let's get it, baby.
Oh, it's one of those cats.
Yeah, I like that, I like that, I like that.
Yeah, Victor knows that. He likes that.
All the rising shit?
Yeah, but I've got problems.
It'll be revealed in like five, ten minutes.
Hell yeah.
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
Thanks so much.
See you, man.
Alright, nice to meet you again, man.
The wallet?
Really?
Really? Those do not do it.
You know those like the old camp quarters?
Bro, I love how the footage comes out for those.
Like there's so like the nostalgia on those.
Oh yeah, the old one.
Yes, yes.
You still skate?
Yeah, I can tell you.
Oh, but you still like do you still like do an Ollie or two in the back area?
I can do three flips.
Is it three flip? Yes.
We should go.
We need to talk to the company as well, though.
We need to talk to them, maybe Rebel.
Rebel will give me the high access,
but we found that we're going to get
like snake level shit.
We're like out of the top.
I don't know who's there to talk to.
We're definitely not going to act like
whatever we have with chicken.
That was crazy.
Whatever I had with chicken, I was insane.
I used to go on the grid.
Only two people per team used to go on the grid.
Two people per team and another going to the grid.
Right.
13.
That's crazy.
You know that?
I'm one of the grids.
Really?
On it?
I'm a boss.
Oh, OK.
This is too big, Max.
Really?
Oh, shit.
I think it's a lot to be there on there a lot more,
because GTA, with the whole demonetization,
they're doing all fucking twitch now.
Really?
Yeah, they're broke.
The ads are horrible for playing GTA.
When 5.0 comes out.
That's insane.
Oh, that's cool.
Shit.
Look at that.
Is that Max?
Yeah.
Are you met Max?
My old boss was, like, my old boss was just a kiddie.
He's not doing a good year.
He's not a good year for him right now.
Kenny's having an amazing year.
You know Kenny?
Anthony?
Yeah.
Well, fucking amazing year for that kid.
Oh, he's doing great, yeah.
Amazing.
I made it to the clutch boosted, but yeah.
Amazing year.
Yeah, Josh.
He's just a push-up man, he could have.
I was something, I was something to my hair
if I had fucking hair products.
Like, I left it at home.
Wait, who are we playing today?
maybe there's no beef right but I felt bad I felt like that was like a okay
I'm not saying if we win I wanted the bridge you know I'm saying yeah okay
that's like different type of beef that's like terrorist beef like that's
different that's different type of beef you know
No, no, no, no, no.
No, was there a record, no, no, I might be shitting.
No, what, no, I'm asking, what was the record?
Like, oh, they're un-
Because they need their leader to come out.
You know what I'm saying?
They gotta raid the troops.
They gotta, yeah, they had boots on the ground.
Yeah.
Like, what do we do?
Yeah.
They gotta get on here, like on a team.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
They got no sign of a land of proof.
If we lose, though, well, if we lose it, it's over.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not a lot of you.
If they're actually 0 and 5 and they're at least to them, that'd be crazy.
That'd be crazy.
I'm out of the top, man. That's just funny.
It'll be quick. It will be quick. I'm not going to have...
Okay.
Come on.
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
Yeah, fuck yeah, thank you.
You know what, at least he's not...
Oh, no!
He's not on this one.
He's outside.
What do you want? What do you want?
You want cyber?
I don't have it.
Sign this?
He doesn't even speak.
Here you have juices, natural habitats, trying to beat their maker, and travel many far distances
for this moment.
The average juicer is 12 to 14 hours.
All right, I'll get you more, I'll get you more.
The whole way.
We're going to do stream picture.
Nice, stream picture. Just don't have to go out there.
All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll do it with the camera. You need to do picture, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop. No, no.
Go! Go!
Yeah, man!
Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go! Go!
Go!
I gotta go, guys.
Go!
I have to go, I have to go!
I still have to go!
I still have to go!
Ok, last one, I want to!
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Chuck it, Chuck it!
Damn, nice cut!
Ok, Latin, no more of this!
Are you out of the sharpies?
Ready?
Ready?
Oh my!
Oh my god!
Did you make it?
Yeah, yeah, you made it.
I can't do it over.
As you see! As you see!
Something.
I don't want it! But it's James!
Shout out to James, man. James will go.
Thank you.
Ah!
Who's that?
Oh, it's James!
Hey, family on you. Family on you.
Family on you. Family on you.
Family on you. Family on three.
Okay, what do you want to do? Family on three. One, two, three.
Alright, ready? One, two, three. Family!
Hey, how do you go, man?
Hello.
Want to be on camera? Yeah.
Alright, we'll be on TV.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I'm ready you ready
Yeah, they look cool cool. Oh my god tonight the draft. Wait, who did the ovens make?
The NFL draft tonight. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh
Yeah, I just didn't know who it is like um the book in your shoes. Yeah, exactly. It's like
Yeah, I'm talking fishy
All right guys a little bit a little bit big little chaotic ever I like I like reading chat and today is slow
Oh, this is too much.
I know, right?
Be nice to me, sir.
What's his name?
Yeah.
My name's Doug, and I'm sorry.
No worries, no worries.
Look at this, we're here.
Yes.
I wanted to know, I had some photos of him interacting with you.
You got a Christian, that's his manager, unofficial.
Okay, I got that.
Well, you know what?
That used to be like the best of all time.
Like, I don't know how to wait until we get away, that they change the brand sucks now.
Oh, oh.
No.
If you don't like the products, sir.
I mean, I actually love this one.
I love this one too.
I mean, I chose it for a reason though.
You know what I mean?
Cheers is great.
Honestly, the old one sucked.
Remember the back days, the old cheers?
The new update is better.
No, it's the best.
It's the best.
What part does that remind you of?
It reminds me of Arctic freeze flavor generator.
Mm, mm, mm.
There's a girl, what's your name?
Yeah, you got to do it.
Hello, am I allowed to drink this?
Okay.
Am I gonna get to it?
I guess, open it?
Yeah.
What?
I was talking about the old brand, and I was like, uh oh.
It's all good though, I repaired it, it's in the bone.
Cause I actually like this.
So, what do you like it?
No, no, no.
Cause back in the days there was only like three flavors.
I had four flavors, and they had the fierce,
remember that, the purple one?
They were dead in the morning, the grape one.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, you want to turn off the mic?
I'll turn off the mic.
Oh, okay.
Okay, that was a trouble.
Okay.
Oh, interview.
Oh, okay, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Yeah, I was sweating already.
Hey, guys.
Hello, mate.
Hello mate, glad about you.
Yes sir, well.
Hi, how are you today?
Oh, always.
How are you today?
I wake up ready, actually sleeping on the field.
You sure?
You like that?
You been with that?
I like that.
I've always been here, so.
Yeah, your energy is good on the broadcast.
Are you on it?
Yeah, yeah.
It brings a lot of energy.
I appreciate it.
Absolutely.
You know what you do?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, you have to share it with the world.
The people want to see that.
I've never worked a day like that.
I've never worked a day like that.
That's what I say.
How long have you been doing streaming?
I've been doing streaming for a long time.
12 years.
Yeah, a little bit more before,
but I used to stream in French.
Where are you from?
Quebec.
Oh, I'm from Paris.
I'm from Saint-Germain.
Do you know where you are from?
From the Netherlands?
He said he was born there, then he moved to New York.
He said he was born there, then he moved to New York.
Nice under this line, under the, nice.
That's super cool, that's super cool.
I did not know that.
You gotta back out to Brent to one of that interview.
Yeah, Joe!
You guys are yapping, nobody knows what to say.
That's fire.
So what are we doing today? What are we doing on the walkout?
Well, literally, the interviewer is just going to be talking about last match,
obviously you over here, but that ain't yet the win.
We're talking good, I think for today and stuff like that.
He's having too great no surprises.
Yep.
Easy. Easy.
They say he's coming.
I think he'll be walking out with the camera.
Is that his, uh, jib on?
Holy, holy moron.
Wow, they have a lot of horrors.
I hope the police won't run here, but when we ask the police...
We don't need that. We don't need that.
They offer it all the time, but I'm good.
I can defend myself.
Oh shit. I was like, what's that light behind me?
Thank you, man. Yeah, wait. I'm going to do a wide-eyed way in there. So we'll do like
You do it like that interview first, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You got to do the walk out, right?
Yeah.
What's up?
In the walk out, right?
Sir, I am here with the HQC.
You are back in the building.
Obviously, I wasn't able to make it last, make it last time.
How does it feel to be back to Borlalee?
I'm hyped. I'm hyped. I'm ready to see a big W today.
I think last week was just unlucky.
Generally, the game changer didn't go all the way.
But this week is a statement.
We're going to make it to the finals and win the whole thing.
Okay, I'm loving the confidence. I'm loving the positivity.
What do you think from last week that y'all can improve on this week
to be able to get that win?
You know what? Not much.
It's just getting out of luck.
But just a small thing on the defense side.
But I think overall the core gameplay was fantastic.
The guys were doing great, everybody's hyped, everybody's at high energy.
No injuries, everything, so expecting a big debut.
Now we're a little bit over the halfway point in Boiler League Season 1.
How do you envision the rest of the season is going to go for you?
Because now it's coming down to the wire.
Yeah, it's going to be a squeeze a little bit,
because we're a little bit under threshold.
But with how we've been doing it, I think the early games we didn't go our way.
We're a little bit weaker, but with the improvement that we got right now,
we just keep doing what we're doing,
We're absolutely making it to the finals.
Yes, sir.
And we hope to see you there.
Thank you.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, man.
Back to Chris.
Hello, man.
Yes, sir.
Love.
Love, man.
I'll see you out there.
Thank you, man.
And I'll see you on the next one as well.
We'll show you.
Because the player won't be able to talk again
because we're going to.
Bro, we'll talk.
All right, man.
Love, bro.
Take care of all of them.
Let's do it.
Take care.
Thank you, man.
One goal.
He walked out as well.
Oh, I didn't guess.
All right, bro.
We got this.
You bet.
You bet.
I'm here to win this shit, and let's walk in.
You don't say you're telling me.
I don't want to show you guys that I ain't said no.
There's no valid or anything.
Exactly.
And it's just yankin' like that.
Ready?
Ready?
Go!
Ready?
All right.
There you go.
There you go.
Hey, come on.
Come on.
Look at us.
Look at us.
Well?
Yep.
All of us here.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Go!
Go!
Who am I?
Stop.
Stop.
Oh, my God, I got you.
There we go, man. There we go.
There we go. There we go.
There we go. There we go.
You got this, man.
Good luck, man. Good luck, man. Good luck, brother. Good luck, man. Good luck. Come on,
man. Good luck. Good job. You like it? Yeah, I find it.
This is their side, right?
No, my fault, my fault.
And you're giving me on TVN shit?
It'll be nice outside.
No swag.
Hey, W Dad, man.
All right.
You gotta lock it.
We gotta lock it.
Lock it.
We'll lock it.
We'll lock it.
Exactly.
We'll lock it.
We'll lock it.
Last week was a tragedy.
Exactly.
No mistakes.
We out here.
We out here.
Also, I'll go.
Like, I want the whole squad to be in the area.
Yeah.
Like nobody in the back.
You're not happy.
But like you know, I'm not sure outside the house.
Yeah, I do.
It's been years of me asking you to come out.
I've actually been wanting to do something to you though.
Yeah.
Years.
What?
Yeah.
You want to take the camera?
Yeah.
You want to take the phone?
Go back.
Yep.
Can you put it on the other side?
Yep.
Do you mind if I grab this pickle?
That's about it.
We got something going in the right direction.
There's a better chance of you getting it.
Check.
Check.
Thank you so much.
Go, go, go!
Go!
Final pass.
Can you go?
And on.
Go, go, go!
Let's go!
I'll go next time.
OK.
Excuse me.
I think we're struggling so far.
It probably was at 5-4, so last time out,
you speed, United.
Oh, I'm going down.
I'm going down.
I'm going down.
I'm going down.
I'm going down.
That's what he's got in front of him, that's what he's forcing the same.
Good, good, good, good.
Good, good, good.
Ha, ha, ha.
I'll go back here.
Good.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
What is he doing?
Hey, one more!
Good!
Good!
Come on!
What the f*** are you doing?
I thought it was a dead-castle, bro.
What was that? I was quaking.
He's gotta be a juicer.
Wait, actually, though, I'm telling you.
That was insane.
What is he doing?
He's going to get shot.
I was pouring the smoke.
He just, he just, like, did it.
Did it.
He just did it.
He just did it.
What the fuck was that?
That was scary.
We got that picture.
Oh, we got that picture.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not shooting him.
No, no, no, no.
Fuck it.
He's still hitting the balls.
Oh, it's.
He's still hitting the balls.
He's still hitting the balls.
Okay, okay.
This is the last place.
Yeah.
They're just camping.
Fuck it.
No!
At least we tried.
Fuck it.
They're all here.
At least.
Yeah.
I understand.
Buh-ha, buh-ha.
Okay.
I understand.
Baja! Baja! Baja!
Step, step here.
Stay over there. Stay over there.
Nope.
Oh, he hates her.
The fence is like an old... Jesus.
Snacks of ball.
For the fans, thank you!
Let's go!
Wow!
Oh!
Good!
Woo!
My boy!
My boy!
My boy, Leo!
Good job, man.
Good job, man.
Hey!
All right, we out, we out, we out, we out.
Woo!
That's good.
Yo, that's Leo for you, eh?
Hey, hey, hey!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Yeah.
All good.
Finish him.
All good.
Good.
Go.
Good, good.
Go.
Go.
Hey, speed.
Two a-two to three, two a-two.
Two a-two so far.
What?
What's he...
Woo!
Woo.
Oh, good, that's all good.
OK, here's the old one.
Making him run a little bit, I mean.
Hey, hey!
OK, so the other team is speaking free,
I can understand that. We're good.
Why, is he?
Yep, the two juicers.
Oh, not your juicers, but like, you know...
Oh, the one you juiced up.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
A little bit of deliberation there for the referee.
Yep, he's Asian.
I was ready to challenge him.
I was ready to challenge the player,
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Baby, baby!
Hey!
Keep going!
Got that, get it now, got it, got it, I need it!
All right, all right, keep momentum rolling.
Keep going!
I don't think you're on the right side of the line.
I don't think you're on the right side of the line.
Hold on, here it comes.
On!
Stubborn steps, slide towards that area where you could respond.
It's not a ball, it's not a ball, it's okay, it's okay.
They're just striking towards goal itself.
Is it this?
Why is it so useful?
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Let's see if we can use it.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Benito.
Oh!
Oh!
There you go!
Nice!
I'm gonna get some dough, that was good.
I like that.
Go to practice next week.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
What?
He said, so how if I was in the middle of the line?
I didn't hear him.
Oh, that's not working.
Oh, no, that's not working.
I can't speak Spanish.
I can't speak Spanish.
Hey, who knows?
I got two ring for him.
Right, not enough.
Exactly.
Excuse me.
All right, there we go.
OK, nice try, nice try.
OK, do that, do that, do that.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice try.
OK, do that, do that.
Nice job, man.
Nice job, man.
Nice job, man.
Nice job, man.
Nice job, man.
Yeah man, get ready.
Yeah man, get ready.
It's on, get ready.
Oh, here it goes.
Yeah, here it goes.
Sierra, Sierra!
Sierra, Sierra!
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, the ball is here, who would have thought?
Slow down, slow down, slow down.
Got our job, there's the ball.
Yes!
He's got it!
He's got it!
He's got it!
He's got it!
He's got it!
He's got it!
He's got it!
He's got it!
He's got it!
He's got it!
I'm not going to lie, we got it.
Two way!
Two way.
Two way.
Quick.
There's a side playing back.
Yes, they won.
They won.
I know he's another team now.
We should get this sniping for next season.
I'm not even going to put it in.
Now he's better.
He's able to destroy.
Listen, I know he's another team now, but we should get some sniping for next season.
Now he's better, he's able to destroy.
Out of the point, for any means right now, they're only going to be involved in the game.
For the fans, for the fans.
You know what, I'll say what you mean, I'll say what you mean.
He just keeps the ball in the heart.
He's out, he's out.
It's hot cosmetic.
No!
No, no, this is bad, it's all cosmetic.
Could be.
He's done, he's done.
He's done, he's done, he's done.
No.
ACL, you think?
I don't know.
That was a hell of a kick.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to do it.
I'm gonna pull like that, and you see what I'm saying.
That's awful.
I think that was the best player.
Nice!
Nice!
Oh, there's a guy saving everything.
Yeah, no.
Cheer up, we already have that rep on our pockets, okay?
Bang.
They don't know who'll play.
Shipped your paint?
Hey!
No, yo, you gotta come out.
Okay, first play.
We'll play the second ball.
Bang!
Find some good pass to the middle.
That's good, that's a one or two, that's a one.
That's a one, that's a one, that's a one, that's a one.
One to one.
Are you okay?
Okay, their best player's out.
Oh!
Clean, clean, clean.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And the goalie's...
Yeah, the goalie's...
Who could go for us if that...
You know where you gotta get it from.
Oh, bro, you say like,
you have the shot, have you here?
Bro, come on.
Thanks, Dennis.
It makes a fair point.
We're talking.
Let's get back to goal.
Get in, get in, get in.
You're doing it for ball?
Wait, wait, wait. It's for ball, you know?
They stand every class.
Wait, for ball?
In football? No.
In real football? Absolutely.
Wait, in real football?
Somebody gets injured or falls?
Everybody claps. They're fighting in football.
Oh, you have smoke grenades in football.
I'm a real football player.
I'm a real player.
Okay.
Jack, throw the cross.
We'll have to set it up.
Check in, give him a second.
Good, OK.
Can he go? OK.
Let him go.
OK, OK.
No!
Oh, no!
Woo!
Beaver Fernandez!
Oh, come on, come on.
He's lost it.
Good.
He's got a goal.
He's got the ball of the...
And it looked as though he opened his hips.
He was kind of squared, but just a little...
Right in my motion.
That's good. That was good.
That was good.
Good job, boys.
We got our French side players in.
Woo!
Our French side players in.
Jack, keep your eye on 77.
Hit him.
Goal!
They're taking it!
They said out of the end!
That's what we're talking about!
They're going over the corner!
You're scaring me!
Did you see how he scored just now?
Did you see how he scored?
He missed it!
Well, he's stable with all those kicks.
They kicked and he made it.
Wait, no, it's too far.
Oh, the mean chipper?
Yes!
Well done, man.
Walk in!
Walk in!
Walk in!
You guys are right back in it.
Good push, I like that.
Woo!
Bro, you're broke.
No!
That's not it.
That's the second time I've happened to feel that across the line.
That's it, bro.
We're gonna have to take the ball, right? We don't give a shit about that.
Nah, we don't do water.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
That was useless.
So right now, he's trying to slow it down a bit.
Yeah, they should press him.
They should, yeah.
Just aim at one guy.
Okay, yeah, that's horrible.
There's no way we use these guys.
I don't know.
Every pass, you guys,
they take it too hard.
Way too hard, everybody.
I don't know who started this guy, but it's not it.
You know what I'm saying? Like, just kill that, right? Just kill that.
Yeah, we told him last week.
We told him like multiple times.
Yeah, he's out.
Two left.
Back it for him.
Game tender.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
No one else can touch him!
What are you doing?
Don't get to your top! That's it!
That's it! You stay with the attack!
Fuck the attack!
Fuck the attack!
Fucking symbol!
Fall over top of him!
There's no switching!
Fuck the attack!
That's it!
I'm not here tonight.
So, I'm actually fine against fire,
but we're going to the goalkeepers.
Simples?
I like it. It's one on one right now.
Game changer.
Between club 360 and 876.
What is it? What game is it?
What game is it?
What game is it? 1-1?
It's 1-1.
Wait, wait, wait. Is it 1-2-3?
No, I think it's...
Give away a goal here.
Her sequence.
Okay, we got superstars.
Yeah, man. This is our superstar.
This is our franchise player on here.
This is a max contract.
1 against 1.
There is a feature very much so far.
Bro, he's fighting out there. What is he doing?
Goal! Goal!
Hi!
No!
Let's go! Let's go!
I don't want to! I don't want to!
Oh, hey! Nice goal!
That's a good match, FC!
Let's go to the goal! Let's go to the goal!
One on one. It's a bag beyond one.
One on one. It's a bag beyond the goalkeeper.
Hey!
Yeah, I mean, he's going to like this.
Yeah, that's the boy.
There's you, franchise player.
That's the boy, man.
I'll feel play.
No, no, no.
He's spending him for weeks.
He's about a dollar.
These guys can't play, bro.
These guys, they can't do what we do.
That's good.
That guy, that guy's playing for five.
Yeah.
Three close balls, three close balls.
He's got like 20 feet for a roll.
This time, it's Ronaldo, and he does rows.
Come on, come on.
Nice, nice.
Here, here, here.
The biggest enemy in the United States.
Good job.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Listen.
There's no window.
Ah, I don't know what's going on.
What's his name?
Settle, settle, settle.
Yeah, like, like, breaking back is fine, that was fine, that was fine.
Yeah, exactly.
They make the change, they do.
Yeah, he'll come on along with the lease.
They break out of there.
Yeah, here's the guy.
We gotta piss this guy too.
This guy too.
No, really?
Just hit it.
Really?
But he does.
Now, Benito wants to play back to the goalkeeper.
Good, good.
But it was a skate in the area.
Oh, right!
They would come in together, nothing in it.
And he's trying to get inside.
Yes, let's go.
And quite slipping in behind.
Time clean.
Physical tussle.
Hold, hold, hold, hold.
So we're still.
Hey, hey, hey.
Stop right here.
Take him on the ground.
There you go.
This is like two more.
Oh.
I like it today.
I'm telling you, the energy's off the phone.
Bro, this is like Duane Raenel's run, 2008 right here.
Yeah.
Watch this.
The B plus one game changer.
Second goal.
OK.
The nice first touch.
See that?
Yeah.
Oh, wrong ball.
He's that ready.
Different ball.
This bounce towards going out of play.
And he's out for a goal.
And he has fantastic response to that.
Go, go, go.
Here is the 3-1.
Hey, right there, right there.
Oh, my God.
Rede.
What's your order, Coco Stau?
I don't know, mate, but Roe comes on.
All right, he's got, he's got all, obviously,
has all his attributes and mobility.
No lucky pass.
Ah, nothing happens here.
Come on, bro.
So...
Good game.
Good job, bro.
Come on, come on, come on.
which could rush it.
So now he can bring us...
Aight, yeah.
We take that. We take that.
I'm at two. I'm at two.
This is great.
I'm water.
I'm water.
Eight to one.
Eight to one.
My friend is getting out there.
Listen, he's kind of picking up in my arm, you know?
You think what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, I said, I said, I said, go.
I go, I go, I go.
Go. H, H, H, go.
Oh.
Really?
Can we finish it?
Oh, perfect.
Can we go listen?
Woo!
I like it. I like it.
The thing is they're not locked in like we're locked in.
We're out here in the huddles.
You feel me?
They did not even pay attention.
Oh no, we're the trenches.
Bro, we're deep in the trenches.
This is long.
Like this is like old black trenches out, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Worse, worse.
Exactly.
St. Louis.
Oh yeah.
Yep.
Dallas, St. Louis.
Baltimore even.
Not a hard one, don't you?
No, I get it.
You go!
That's it.
What is Saint James?
Terry Hill, New Jersey.
Jimmy!
What happened with the injury guy?
Is he injured?
He's gone.
He's got an ice pack surrounded his neck cap.
He's gone.
I'm here.
Oh no, you're good.
You're good.
You're amazing.
We know you feel strong.
You're good.
That was fine.
What was all that?
Why did he whistle?
Oh, why did he whistle?
He sent a line, the line. Something about the line.
What's going on?
I've lived in Miami too long.
It's a question of my life.
Come on.
Thank you, thank you.
Well done!
Well done.
Give it here, give it here, give it here.
I'm here for one.
Three, two, one, go, go, go!
What does that...
It sounds like it works when the players are passed the line
and then it opens up the last...
I actually don't know, because I think this is all like a bull.
All right, that's a jab.
Wow.
That's what I'm dying to find out.
Hey, that's it.
Come on.
Man.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Man.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I don't know if I put him away.
Yes.
You can fuck, he fucked me, he fucked me.
Bad footwork.
Okay.
Okay, hola, hola.
It's nice, man.
It's a nice shit up series.
It deflects the right footwork,
and it's way towards the goalkeeper.
There we go, there we go.
The chance it stands right now would be going to the end of the table with the ball.
That was good.
Earlier tonight to Spudgy.
I love it.
Okay, come on, bro.
Come on, man.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you.
I'm going to get you.
OK, B.
Powerful feet.
Giant approach.
Stop him, stop him.
Let's hit, boys, let's hit.
Let's go, boys.
Oh, that was bad.
Yo.
He's got him.
Good save, man. Good job.
I think I only got a move like me, right?
Nice.
Fortran, Fortran, Fortran!
That's all that. That's 12, right?
Two corners, two corners, two corners.
Four in the corner, in the first half of the day.
Wait, I thought I was down there to put it down.
Oh, everything.
Oh, man.
Oh, hey.
Oh, hey.
I was put there.
Yeah, I can't.
I'm going down there.
Oh, listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Oh, this.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Hey, look at him.
Go to Miguel, go to Miguel.
Let's get him.
L'altecino, Migueli, Pintarino.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
There we go, there we go, nice.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
That's all.
That's all.
That's all.
That's all.
That's all.
Oh, be nice, be nice.
Clean.
Okay. Clean, clean, clean.
He didn't go to Salas's side this morning.
Magnus.
Our ball, our ball.
Barrier on the other side.
Watch the nail here, watch the nail, watch this.
Yep, yep.
And the, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Salas, Salas, Salas, Salas, Salas, Salas.
The defender no draws.
There he is, there he is.
Come that person, come that person, there we go.
All right, see, all right, see.
LLC.
You need my shoulder, right?
Oh, no.
That's a challenge.
Maybe watch your back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice try.
Nice try.
Nope.
OK.
They take a canister now, though.
Don't know where, though.
Go, go, go, go.
Oh, bro, that was close.
No!
That was fine.
That was fine.
Select on its way out.
Not a whistle.
Not a whistle.
I'm not.
Yeah, we're going to have to cut that wire from the door.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, well, we'll have to talk about it later.
Yeah, we'll have to talk about it later.
We already discussed this, too, right?
Yeah, we did.
We did.
It's on camera, too.
Yeah.
Multiple times.
That's OK.
It's good.
It's good.
Yeah.
It's good.
One more time.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Yeah.
It's the King's defender.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like it's that.
Motion guard.
Yeah, motion guard is kind of crazy.
Yeah, because they have no spikes.
They have no spikes.
Yeah, go ahead and pass it.
Hey, pass it right now.
Good shit. Nice job.
Good, good. He's in the back.
Calm out, Calm out.
Calm out there, Calm out there.
Wait, wait, wait. They had to hit the end of that.
No, Calm out there.
Really?
Oh, my God!
He saved us!
Yeah, man, get a version of that.
You're running a pre-dix, right?
Yeah, a pre-dix.
I'm making a pre-dix right now.
Oh, I would not have money on the amp if I were you guys.
You can do it.
Check the media! Check the media! Check the media!
That's fine. That's still in, still in.
Hold on! Hold on!
Hold on!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Go ahead. Go!
The chance is out.
Woo!
The time is out.
We've got chance now, yeah, of course.
I'll put it higher up.
I'm like alive. These guys came out here to play American football, obviously.
Get me here to play football.
That's a red, man.
That had to be a reddit.
Well, look at him.
I think XQC is asking for a red card challenge.
How much money do you think you got in this contract, love?
We gotta keep them.
We gotta squeeze the rest out.
They got a reviewer, they got a reviewer.
It's the first time.
Okay, yeah, we gotta squeeze, yeah, we gotta.
I don't care if we lose the buff,
it's the latest claim.
Yeah, 20-30s, we spend the sales,
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I think so.
Oh, he's gone.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Boom!
Boom!
That's what I do!
Whoa!
Challenge successful, it was a ploy.
See, that's going to get into the heads of it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Did we play on that?
We didn't, we didn't, we didn't play on that.
That was pretty sharp.
Go!
Yeah, yeah, we did it.
That was good practice, good practice, good practice.
That was a challenge.
I told you, I told you, I told you.
Yes, sir. I told you. Boom.
You keep going.
Thank you. Yeah, that was all you.
All of us.
Tonight for XQC.
Let's go!
Larry!
Go, go, go, Orlando.
Come on, kick the cannonball.
Fucking rocket. Watch this.
Yes.
Bye!
I'm gonna shoot, right?
Good.
Alright, the touch is what?
What the fuck is happening?
No!
Mother, mother, mother.
Bro, glitch FC?
Ampie?
Jesus.
Hey, I want the ball there!
There's no advantage!
A couple of rolls, couple of rolls there.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I catch those in.
Keep it.
Let's go now, go for the ball.
I'm not gonna lie, he's getting cocky.
Keep it, keep it.
Nice.
Okay.
Healing ball.
It's okay, it's okay.
Healing ball.
The line, the line, the line.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't want to.
Is that Glintosy?
Thanks.
Yo, Glintosy!
Glintosy!
Glintosy!
Glintosy!
Oh.
Bro, we got the fans behind us now.
How much that cost, man?
How much will you show me?
A cool $10,000 respond.
We'll take care of it.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
What is that?
That's cocky.
That's cocky.
That guy's getting cocky.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, no.
Nice shot, man.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Got it there.
Got it there.
Got it there.
Got it there.
No, no, no.
You want him to do that again?
Do that again.
Got some up.
Got some up.
What?
You got them?
Oh, my friends.
I swear.
Bang.
I'm changing. It's gonna real hard go up.
Okay, okay.
Is that what you're talking about?
No!
No!
No!
No, no, no.
What?
No, please.
No.
No.
No.
Do you like how it's not that easy?
Oh, big challenge.
They challenge, okay.
Oh, he was out.
Frisian.
Marbles.
That's not what I saw.
So any means are back in it.
So here we go.
Go, yeah.
Hold the line.
That was clean.
That was clean.
Oh my God.
Why would he wake the whistle?
I'm so sorry, bro.
That was clean as fuck.
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Why would he wipe the whistle?
I'm so sorry, bro.
That was clean as fuck!
What the fuck?
Oh, they're balancing the game on the fly. I get it. I get it.
Jesus.
If it was a real whistle, he would have whistled when it happened.
That's what I'm saying.
Because the ball was still ours.
So there was no call for play.
I play people.
Oh, brother.
That's lucky. That's still not lucky.
Fuck.
Yeah.
That's what we thought of the free goal. Good job, man. Bro. Jesus.
I guess, man.
Look at that, that whole match, though.
Like, come on, man.
Walk here.
Okay, bro, there it was, bro.
Dude, dude.
One minute.
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
What is that?
One minute left?
One minute left?
I think, yeah, one minute.
That's all.
That's it.
Hey, hey, hey!
Jason!
Jason!
Hey!
Jason!
Down!
Down!
Down to my.
You need a little more.
Get a little lower.
There's a farter leaving the way.
Hold!
Get a little lower.
Get in there!
One minute!
Go left!
No!
Time!
Throw it!
Throw it!
But bang!
Let it go.
Throw it out!
Throw it out!
Come on!
I'll get it or not!
There you go!
There you go!
That's good!
It takes seconds.
Five.
Three.
Seven.
Whoa, whoa!
He's a tough, tough, tough, tough.
No!
He's been shot, he's been shot, he's been shot, he's been shot.
The game changer.
Oh, they're trolling.
The last game changer.
Two seconds, really, two seconds to go.
I don't want to say any names or blame anybody, you know what I mean?
We say nothing.
We say nothing.
We want to handle it like 10 in the locker room.
Oh, that's something.
Come on.
What?
Strikes to come from behind the offside line, down to the top.
Oh, yeah!
All right, guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have to do a serve.
Also, my analysis, I think he stumbled plays back there.
I don't think he versus the ball there. We lost him there, it was it.
I'll throw behind them.
No, I'll throw to the left.
Come on guys, you got it!
Liga, Liga, yep, the line, the line, the line, oh, I don't know, but it's, no, no,
Let's not entertain the scenario that we don't design today, that.
The W.
The W.
It's gonna be, I'm sure, the first.
You see it up.
Just a little bit of a flip.
The W is the top.
Vamos!
The three-point up, all the way up.
The three-point up.
And you're on the challenges of the season for the Indians tonight.
It's what they have all in the build-up.
It's all on that goal.
We're on the top.
We're on the top.
The ball.
The ball.
Oh my...
Oh, save him!
Oh!
This would be the second pointer.
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So they take it.
So it's going to be a Columbus interference.
But what was that for?
Really? Really?
Another challenge.
That's cap. That's cap, right?
What was that time of the year?
I don't get what you're saying.
Oh, look.
What's that sword?
We're trying to get that there.
Oh.
We might be getting a long answer.
That's not our charge though.
That's their challenge.
Oh, yeah, the hit on one.
It looked like it hit the goalie.
Hit on him?
It didn't touch.
It didn't.
No, no, it did.
It did.
You know what a fucking JPEG is, I can't see shit on it.
Listen, they use all the fun in it to get Drew Ski and OBJ here, okay, buddy?
This is the best.
You can't see anything yet.
Is that good?
Is that good?
Oh, boo.
Boo.
Oh man.
It did touch. It touched 100%.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Come on, give it.
That's X.
Is that all?
Oh, man. Again! Again!
No, no, no, no, no. Up the plate. Up the plate.
Yes!
Come on, come on.
My heart, my heart, my heart.
My heart can't take it.
Yeah, he's like...
My heart can't take it.
Take it.
Still a minute and fifty seconds left.
Thank you for the pens.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, hey.
Watch your mouth.
My heart.
My heart can't take this.
My heart can't take this.
He's so trash.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Oh, he wants to get two goals.
Is it lying in there?
Yeah, he's lying.
He's lying.
He's lying.
He's two goals for lying.
Yeah.
It's a bit.
It's a bit.
No way!
They don't win.
What the fuck are you doing?
Pull us through them again.
I'm gonna pull them through them.
No, no, no.
Those Gothic club 360s.
No, don't let him.
Wait.
No.
No way.
No!
Hold the mic.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, that's a whistle baby.
Yeah, now they know how it feels.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Again.
Two point day.
That was all right, that was all right.
What the fuck is this thing?
It's going to be the start of the game.
We're going to be at the end of the line.
Little seconds.
That's a good one.
That's one and that's one of ours.
We need three. We got two.
It should be a lot more.
Oh, one more.
I signed reverse.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That was over. That was over.
That was over.
That was over.
That was over. It was over.
No problem.
No problem.
They're going to check it. See?
Just to make sure.
No, it was a count.
And he kicked that.
and then kick it.
They're trying to get up.
They're trying to get up.
Struck 30 minutes.
No, fuck no.
They were and then kicked it.
They were trying to repeat this to me.
They're trying to repeat this to me.
How many times in the challenge though?
I don't know.
Wow.
Here we go.
No way.
No, but what?
They whistled.
They buzzered and then they kicked it.
It doesn't matter.
They buzzered and kicked.
The players were all forward and they stopped moving because they heard the whistle.
Come on, bro, that's not good.
He didn't kick him up before the goal.
He didn't, he didn't, he didn't.
No, I'm lost in it.
I was lost in like crazy.
And now we get a 10-1.
OK, classic, man.
Of course, a sandpaper versus blitz to fucking go all the way
through a goddamn penalty.
Wait, full time?
What's up, participant?
We will be here in one point.
Wait, that's it?
There's no penalties?
Right now.
Is there penalties or not?
There's no penalties?
We don't have a lot of wiggle room to make it, though.
The cutoff was, like, what?
I think it was four points or something.
No, that means we need a couple guys to lose.
Like, we need three teams to lose.
So that's three teams, though.
Yeah, but if we get a draw, though, you're extending that bubble.
They have to underperform and we have to overperform.
What do you think they're gonna perform, you know what I mean?
It's gonna be penalties though.
Wait, is that over?
Yeah.
It's gonna be penalties.
I'm actually mad.
I think the refereeing was a bit more...
I'm feeling good, Martin. I'm getting better every single week.
I'm getting more confident.
I'm proud of these guys.
I'm looking to get better every week.
Yo, yo.
Are you a lot of... If they squeeze me on it,
a lot of say like we didn't like a referees like that or we don't agree or something like that
or that may be just too hard.
Oh!
Don't, just make it like more trolley, you know what I'm saying?
Like, rest obviously be big.
Yeah.
Also, I think that the referees walking to get, I saw that.
Bro, why are you doing this?
Bro, why are you smiling?
You're like this.
You're like this shit.
Bro.
He's getting over it, but I don't know where he's at.
It's over eight, so I don't know if it's possible.
I don't know.
That's why you're not going to shake hands, or what?
No.
No?
Damn, he's starting to go quick.
Something's going on.
Yeah, it hurts and calls for me.
Yeah.
The telephone was ringing like 10 times.
I guess.
What the f**k was that?
I actually thought it was going to be fed up with that.
Because bro, that's...
That's really harsh, man.
Like, I was terrible.
Did you see the standings?
Bro, I need to see the standings.
I need to see the standings.
I need to see the standings.
I need to see the standings.
Chails are dry.
Nah, I'll go with these guys.
What's up guys?
I gotta go see the guys.
I gotta go see the guys.
Nice haircut! Nice haircut! I like it! I like your hair! Nice bracelet! I like it! You look cute with that! Thank you man!
Fuckin' fantastic!
What's up boys, what's up?
I'm crying on the force of court.
Hello!
We're really close, yeah? A little bit?
It was...
I was killed off in fanning so
It's gonna have to be a lot of wind on the way out, but it's okay. We'll make it. It was fun though. See you guys again
I'll see you
There it goes.
Oh, oh, yeah.
I'm actually so pissed.
I'm actually so mad.
I'm gonna have to be like, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
I love your gold, I don't think.
Really?
You should have counted.
That's the last one.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Good? Good?
All right.
Unfortunately, it didn't go our way.
It just came down to last minute goal, which I don't really agree with,
I don't really agree with it and I think that I don't really agree with all the calls, I'm not trying to be rude, but if you have some of the calls then go away and then shoot them, but we really need a W and a draw is kind of killer, so next week I'll have to be crazy.
Yeah, I know it's going to be a draw even if all of them are going to leave.
Absolutely terrible, good question though, thank you, I like it.
We were expecting a win for sure, I think they played, Ampia think played pretty bad, but they get a draw so enjoy it.
and you had a cheeky little goal yourself.
What inspired that?
Was it your own team?
My soccer spirit came out.
Like my inner spirit.
I should have counted, I think.
You saw your soccer spirit, Anna.
You have one soccer spirit, Anna, or what is it?
Courtois.
The goalie?
Because he kind of moves like me a little bit.
He blocks every ball and all.
Okay, in three games left,
what do you say to your opponent
who is still to face the mighty,
I don't like these clips after they...
I say watch out we're coming!
Let's go!
Fantastic!
Let's go baby!
So much!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Let me take my...
Yeah!
I liked it!
I liked it!
Really?
Yeah!
Thank you!
I loved it!
I just liked it!
It's beautiful!
Thank you!
Thank you!
I'll see you next week!
See you guys next week!
Yeah!
See you next week!
Thursday!
See you on Thursday!
Thank you again!
Bye-bye!
What's up?
Alright!
Oh
I still got the fly but I play we keep that part of the namjok and jokin. You missed out
All right, let's go on
Hey, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Yo, you want to get some food or some eats? I'm down. I'm dying
Good game, man. I think go our way, but it's all good. I got me. Yeah, we need all on there
That's gonna be a hard though. I
Can't I'm sorry, man. Really cuz we got a win. I know my window the window. Yes, and you didn't win today
What does that mean cuz I wasn't there
You know what I'll give you a call actually next year. Thank you
Keep it up though. We're watching you kind of
You know it
Jesus
We got that was perfect. That was perfect. Great
Well, bro, I wish you could we can't really can't we only we only get one of our card. We're not walk out on front guys
Well, you're close close. I mean get out here
Man, was that four games to go in? Oh, we did that four games to go to make it to the cutoff. Yeah
It's gonna be tough
We need some people to lose this next couple days like this next
Thursday. Oh wait my clothes are on the ground actually. Oh yeah. Do we have more hand sanitizer?
I shake a lot of the hands and I don't like that. There's some at the bars.
I'll go. I'll go. I'll just make our way out. Just before the storm.
You I mean good night guys. Thank you. Hey guys appreciate y'all appreciate you. Good night
Is there is there a hand stuff here? Yeah, that's it. It should be one. I should be one. Oh, they probably cleaned it all up
Oh, you got hand sanitizer?
Yeah.
Okay, no worries.
I'm gonna pass.
I thought there was something earlier.
Am I allowed to be here?
Yeah, you're allowed to be here.
I don't think they're gonna get mad at one of their bandit crews.
Oh, good.
It's fine.
I just want to get sick until you get sick.
I think cops should have hand sanitizer.
You got one?
See you in the church tonight.
Oh yeah, next year.
Yeah, yeah, I'll see you there.
I have it in the car, I have it in the car.
In the car, they didn't go there, they're going there.
Okay.
Well yeah, I should have done for some food or what?
I got a little bit hungry.
I'm done.
I got a little, uh...
What you trying to eat?
Huh?
Bro, pick a spot or you want me to pick a spot?
What's up?
You want me to pick a spot?
Yeah, that's what I'm...
I appreciate you.
Yeah, that's what I've been saying.
You too, brother.
Yeah, I'll draw, we don't like that.
Is this the exit or is this thing?
Oh, that's the bathroom.
We have four games.
How many do you think we're gonna win?
How many are we gonna win?
We have four games left.
Four, right?
How many?
Don't laugh.
How many?
How many are we gonna get?
Yeah, I like that.
Y'all.
What was your 6-7?
Hey, what was your 6-7 speed challenge?
Oh, what do you mean?
Oh, yeah, how many did I get?
Yeah.
like 240 but it's laggy it's laggy like I can succeed but oh yeah I'm not gonna let
you get no bro your first yeah that's why I put my head down cuz I mean I'm
just capable best boss it was fun you like that I loved it
yeah today was really good at high energy I like it whoa
three three also what happens is that a rodeo yeah thanks a road we need to
come in rodeo and sweat up yeah please
thank you very much
no child with a look yeah what do you floor Indians eat at the summit tonight
Oh brother alligator like it depends on how heavy you try to eat how high you
try to do like some chill like you know about that snappers that's in the hood
let me ask you actually check my house no we chat we're not doing Waffle House
that that's like a drive-by shooting way in the habit really yeah I'm being done
Is that bad?
Oh, well, actually, it's actually pretty early.
You've never been to Flamingons?
Flamingons, we do.
That's in Florida State.
Really, no.
I think it's Fleming's.
So is this something loud?
Is there anything loud?
There's no, this is a worse game.
Some what?
There's a worse stage.
Worst stage.
Weird.
Weird.
This part is weird.
Yeah, it's like, worse game.
No!
There was a horse in there earlier.
There's a horse over there, you gotta actually touch it.
Wait, really?
I'm being dead athletic.
I don't want the bite, I don't want the bite though.
What, they don't bite?
What the fuck is that horse gonna bite you, you're kicking.
No, they bite, for sure.
Just make this a turn to flash on, you know.
I don't want it to fucking splash out.
Yeah, it'll just be nice, it'll be nice.
It'll be nice to be like, what's an animal?
And they're like, they're like, they're calm.
He's just vibing, bro.
Like, he's by himself.
He ain't got no shorties with him.
I'm a bit afraid, I'm a bit afraid, yeah.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
Just leave the horse alone, bro.
Oh
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he said no, no, no, no, no, no
Can I say hello?
Hello, he's cool with the horse, please
Forcing I think open palm
Well, you're what you're not animal whisperer, bro
with the eggs.
Yeah.
He said 730 credit score only.
No, wait, wait, wait, I'm not looking at you.
Stop, stop, look.
I was like, what, eggs?
Yeah, you smell.
No, you're safe.
No.
Oh, yo, yo, yo.
I'm not your brother.
Oh, come on, really?
Really?
You guys are just going to bait me?
So where's he going to bait?
OK.
That's when I pulled up with like,
not sure he's in his car.
Jesus Christ, man.
Wait, you have to be confident?
I thought you have to be softer if he doesn't know me.
Yeah, you have to be soft.
Like, you guys have a nice one.
I thought the first pit has to be like, kind of,
like yesterday, like, like you.
No, are we deciding where we're going to eat now,
or do you want to message it so we won't leak?
We could get you a drive-through type beat, but.
What side of mind are we on right now?
Chad says we're on LA, we're in Florida.
Big Georgia, you good, brother?
what do you do on a night like this on a Thursday night I'm inside the house
without this ballast league I've known to be at home playing
video games really yes I play video games at 2am in the morning every day
I parked at the end over there you want to text where we're going or are you
gonna eat or shake shack bro fucking call it
Yo, I ate that...
What did you say?
Shake Shack Party!
Oh, Shake Shack Party!
What is that?
Shake Shack Party?
What is that?
Oh, I think it's a party when you're young. I forgot.
Yeah, I remember.
What are you in the mood for?
Um...
What are we in the mood for?
Something not too far.
We just got sitting to get out of me. Let me hello. Hello. Let me see. Let me see
What's a burking really you did not just say burgers. What's some tacos?
Really where is it for yeah, that's not their name just you mean a text something
Well a couple kind of ambiance you want well, it's just a little little a little taco check to test and get out. Okay
I can coach you coach.
You want to coach me?
To do what?
No, you're the coach.
I'm not going to lie.
For who?
For them?
Harry.
Oh yeah, me coach for him?
And coach them what though?
So, you're the coach.
So, big something to eat.
Yo, he's calling me.
Guys
All this is fun to
Shake-Shake party. I'm gonna say this is fountain blood like you know I'm sorry
I don't like it. Yeah, what I do that
He wasn't very enthusiastic about it. Oh
School tomorrow
Yo, do your homework or not?
That's why she asked me to oh
Oh
I saw her ask the school bro. Yeah, also
What happens when it's a bring bring your dad to work it like where he brings you to school and you have to do about your job
Yeah, yo, I'll come look up
Yeah
Yeah
Yo, it's just aura
You shouldn't they just know what you do like it's just the energy
Do you have the best job in the world bro?
What are you guys saying?
True, true, true, true.
You know what they're going to ask?
What are they going to ask?
6-7.
Do you know?
I show speed.
Oh, true.
You know speed?
What the hell do you take, Victor?
What?
You take this all?
You like speed?
Bro, everything down here is closing, bro.
Listen.
And one day I tried to take a photo but he was cuckoo.
Oh.
What is that cuckoo?
What is that cuckoo?
What does that mean?
It's nice.
He just walked by.
I said, I want to be with my mom, but I said to take a photo, but he just ran past.
He's been past you? He ignored you?
Oh, when I see him, I'll tell him.
If you're here next time, if you're here next time and he plays, I'll get in the picture with you.
But now I've got to make it happen, though.
Otherwise, I'll be the guy with false promises.
I'm not going to lie, ex.
Let's go on, let's go on.
These neighborhoods are just not the neighborhoods that you know, I'm only one man, bro
We do a wilderness survival stream like
Let's go
I'll see you next time. Yeah, I'll be a hundred percent on the e-bro. It's just like these neighborhoods, bro
I wouldn't bring you to you bro cuz we got what high aliyah then we got open locker then we got the gardens
But this is like this is it bro. This is like pvp server number one
We're coming. Yeah, you're gonna. Yo, you're Dean. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Nothing hanging.
My fault.
My fault.
Bye.
See ya.
The thing is, if we can go towards the water, but the thing is, that's east, you know what
I'm saying?
You know where you gotta go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That doesn't make sense.
No, that's, we should do IRL soon though.
I'm down, bro.
I have ideas, but I wanted to be kind of your idea, and I kind of complete the idea, you
know what I mean?
Yeah, like, bro, they sit down, talk.
Now, fuck that.
I'll just pull up to the house on a...
On a whim.
Like on a whim, you know, I want to go do that. Yeah, because we can make anything fun
Yeah, bro
We could like think it know that we have to plan ahead because bro you winging it like you brother
There's no winging it with you, bro
It's orangey if you're they can wait an hour ahead of time. Yeah
Brother pull up in the house like I'm not random Sunday or some shit and talk about what the father doing
All right. Yeah, I'm gonna
Bless you
See you man. Love see you. Be blessed. Be blessed. Take care. Take care. Try to give me a hug
That's cute. All right. Bye guys. Peace. Get home safe. Yeah, you too drive nice. Oh
Shit
Oh, yeah, we should do a similar your agent
To the hood
That's like region second. Ah, you're 100% boy. What mean he's like no, we mean, but it's like his second. Oh, he does that
Oh, yeah, he does all the time now because he's black
I didn't understand that but it's fine it's fine oh okay you can say it so oh
oh that is this never mind never mind you can say what you can say it
oh my god oh baby hey what's up
ma brother my brother what's up
I turn left now good luck everybody. Oh shit classic. Yo
Yeah, yeah, are you good?
Let's do something
What do you think? We could do a theorycraft ride where you discuss ideas.
Shopping is not adding any clothes. I got nothing.
Half the clothes you guys saw in my clothes.
Dude, I have to turn you back. I think I hurt my toe.
Can you hold it for a second? Just a second. Just use things.
Now like look like I heard the joint see this over here see this this redness is not superficial
it's not like on top of it it's not skin or like or like a bruise it's like inside it's
like I see that the joint is right here the joint and it's like bad bad you know
what I mean
shall you film it what's a bunion
What is that?
That doesn't smell, does it?
Does it smell at all?
Yo, really?
No.
Alex, does it smell?
Uh, a bit.
Really?
Hold on, let me take that in.
Wait, actually.
put some socks on for y'all. Wait actually, you know what? You know what it is? It's the shoes.
Because I use those shoes without socks all the time. My feet were real nice.
This is disgusting. Brother, I swear my feet don't stink like normally. It's just because my shoes,
I put him without socks off that I
Hate socks. I wish we could eliminate that
I don't want people like socks much like well, I mean I like socks with what they do like they're gonna
Make it things smooth and not like hurt and all that
but I mean socks as the feeling,
like I cannot believe you guys like that.
Like dude, you don't feel your blanket to the ground,
it's slippery, it's, you know what I mean?
Guys, it's slippery, it's bulky,
they get wet and all that.
Yeah, I actually really don't agree.
All right, well, I guess nobody agrees, actually.
That's crazy.
Alright, next one back.
So I guess I'm gonna talk with that guy who doesn't part-negotiate him to see when he's
free to fire out.
I think they'd be cool, they'd be cool, right?
Yeah, actual cross-segment.
I mean, you know what we could do.
Try to come as soon as possible?
Yeah, also I should look at other cars actually like as well though, right and we could go shoot like actual shopping rally
I mean we could go like we could go haggle a few a few dealerships
Because yeah, I know what I want
But there are some that like I thought about in the past that we could go go like look at the news model and see like
Oh, maybe it's actually really nice whatever ain't I mean?
Barley when but what it was today?
What about a Ford?
A Ford F-150.
What would you use a pickup truck for?
To yell people on the highway.
To pick up all your door dash doors?
Yeah, true, yeah.
To, yeah, Raptor is like the most
larger pickup of all time.
Like, it's crazy.
Like, Chap.
I actually studied, I'm not going to be there.
I'm not loving.
Like I studied trucks, because my stepdad,
like whatever we use pickups for, he uses all of it.
Like for like tools and materials,
he uses almost every day for all that, right?
So I went and I studied the trucks,
I could buy him the truck that he wanted.
And I went to see the four Raptors
and the bed is so small,
the proportions of the utility of the Raptor
compared to what the car is, the proportions, is a joke.
It's like, dude, yeah, it just doesn't make sense.
It's not a pickup.
Like, it's a car, and I think it's a cool car.
I don't know what you mean at all.
I think it's one of the nicest trucks, right?
But I don't think it's a truck.
It's not a work truck, yeah.
I got him a ram. I got him like a like a like a top top end like work ram and I think he
I don't remember which exact model it was. Rebel. Nice. Kikona. Yo, Chad likes it.
Chad, one of those rams with like the logo is kind of big and you could see the actual
Ram gonna pop out of the hood almost in front, but it has like all the like work truck related
Utilities for real working American men
Fill me a
Vector Sprinter that's oh my god, I can whistle I did I Greek yeah, be nice
I actually wanted that while back and actually both my dad about a sprinter and
And used it a bunch to go everywhere and he stopped using it and then he and he wanted oh, yeah
I want this new car. Whatever. I'm like, oh, you're cool. I'm like, then you you can have it and
I was it and he was confused like yeah, like sell your fucking car
Like you're not gonna ask me for two cars like sell the spender that you're not using anymore and buy yourself your car like
You know like what is bro doing?
He was using anymore like he didn't like it anymore.
Well, I ended up buying my car anyway.
I got him a Sienna, but then it was like, oh dude, do you have the lights on, bonus?
Nah, we're not getting stuff, we're chillin'.
what I did and he said oh I want another car like yo what's up and I want
I want like you I want a Porsche can or whatever I'm like what oh for the ladies
like brah yeah today when I went skiing with him and Nick oh shit I said
then when I was at home but genuinely though the conditions were awful
Your dad cracks me out last time I was saying bye to him and he's went back to Canada
He was like it was nice knowing you and I'm like am I gonna die like what does that mean?
He was like sorry to see you go. I'm like, what?
Yeah, he's English is like he's like top tier but for some reason he has some like warding in a few guys
that's really bad
You're going to war, you know?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, you're finished.
I want to film, like, a vlog,
film, like, going to Costco or something.
That'd be nice.
That'd be nice.
Yeah, it'd be nice.
We're just going to have a kill switch.
Yeah?
No, you get to see it before the shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we absolutely need it.
Like, I'm telling you,
like, I'm not saying my dad is offensive,
but you know, since I'm shit,
that's really offensive and, like, non-purpose, right?
Without knowing, like, on the fly, like, like, bruh.
I'm sure Nick told you some of the shit that he says
Like it doesn't it doesn't mean it like that. Yeah
I mean like me
That's just all people hatching I guess even example even example, he's just not another best boardings and thumbs
He's old school like train. Yep. Yeah, yeah
I think some of the showmanship is overrated in it.
Like...
I've tried it before, like...
You have to go with a bunch of people over there and really...
Cause...
Getting it out to the done is difficult and there's a lot of stalling and there's a lot of baiting.
It's like really bad.
If it was like a big store, like a bazillion clover, you can just mix and match, make a cloth, make a cool walk out.
And there's multiple stringers with like, ebony dust, so there's not a lot of downtime, sure.
otherwise it's just like stalling, stalling for like 10 minutes per snack segment, like my bro.
I don't think I'm a stylist either. I think dressing yourself up is like fun. My clothes are fun,
they're made, there's some of those things that are fun for me when you're young to when you're old,
If you like even down a lot of money just choose that you like that's that's part of it
You get a stylist it cuts through everything
And all you get is the results that you don't even know you like that you will like and it's like oh, yeah like this like come on
Get like it's a fun thing
Make guys not only one of the animals work for me
These we're gonna as old clothing brand
This is all yet farmers all their children
Why don't sue jacket because I didn't buy one and the one I have a home is too too flashy
It's very like it's velvety because it's a tuxedo
We're going to go long
I'm gonna want to watch this is Florida and I don't wear any valuable that's better
I barely have anything here that I like actually like this is my house is like you know what I mean
Like if the house was like wiped clean it wouldn't just like whatever
And I don't get much for that like I will I mean both charges a cap but
There's a few things that I actually really like but not that many and I have those like in different places
But I don't care to like wear it out or whatever like I enjoy wearing it at home and just
Fidgeting with it having in my hands like I like a toy. I mean
Like when you buy a car and you sit in it smells good it feels good it does nice
Like it's like we
You have to dress up because it's like your your family members wedding whatever and then you dress up nice for once
take a nice shower, you wear a nice suit, it feels good, it's like oh cool, like sitting
in a brand new car, it's like wow, it's like that's most of the fun, once that goes away
you lose something.
I have a new PC by the way.
I think I want to install it tonight.
I'll watch it be disciplined.
When I end up watching it until the new PC, I need it.
I need it back.
Like I blue screen every night at least once.
I had it out of my door. You see
It's not a blue screens a black screen actually
Like the computer
And it'll be black and it'll say getting your things ready or something like that or like something
Happened like something something something on
Something happened
Chase is something unexpected
There's some music I got you bro. Um, can you give me um
Along
Oh, maybe I can maybe I can't do it. I got you
Yeah
We act differently different than when you're home just chill. I'm chill
I'm on a chair, like I'm there, and I'm in a chat, like it's a rent, what am I saying?
Like bro, I can move around, like I can, bro, you know what I mean?
Like I can actually, I can expand my energy, like at home, I'm like a, I'm like a torb,
like I can't move.
Computer modern, like modern, like bro, it's a bottleneck.
Yeah, let me see, I don't see the Wi-Fi, I think.
It said that it can't.
Oh, I'm moving, right?
Yeah, let me see if that works.
Yeah.
It's not, it's like, I think it might go ag-different, it could be like a mode, or whatever, or whatever.
Well, one on 30, two of insurance for 12 years, like, the only, I think the only, in
retrospect, the only thing that I do go into a certain mode is when I'm, when I'm, um,
they're doing, I don't know, collabing with people that I haven't collabed before with.
And I'm testing the waters and I'm trying to learn, like, what they do.
Trying not to be, like, a fuckhead.
I mean that's my cable. I'm sure see if I want to put on this phone. Let's go back to it
It's not any codes. I mean codes are doing sure but I guess
What is nothing ever happens, what does that mean?
What are three IRL streams you'd like to do this year?
Three like somewhat ambitious or I don't know,
or places you'd like to go to?
We'll look back at the end of the air and see if we've
accomplished one or two.
What do I think?
I think getting in an actual,
just a stream of digging like a travel plan not a big plan like let's say you
were traveled to certain country and I'm gonna say Japan I'm gonna write well
like having a day with multiple activities and a day with like one
active in the middle and you just freestyle the rest right and the next
day one with like multiple activities or like just just to not be all scripted
all bullshit over it but that's at least a reliable structure for every other
the day so that if the day that we freestyle was complete dog shit then
next day was like oh yeah but tomorrow we're chillin so we got stuff to do right
so you can still freestyle but you don't feel like you you're relying on the
freestyle for everything so that you're forcing stuff you know what I mean and
that there's the ability to do it it's just the kind of it's ability to get
like flow gone
So one travel stream with activities.
I'd like to do like an act, okay.
Since I go to the track all the time at home, right?
I'd like to do an actual, not just a track stream.
Like, getting with like an actual pro-coach river, and almost like a, not a full day.
Like the longest you can get like a six hour cycle of like full harness, real car, like real
hammer and really like pushing it to the limits. You know what I mean?
Yeah, there we go.
Well not the limit limit because I mean it's kind of too dangerous but
like really try hard to get better with somebody.
I think some of it would be kind of boring but for me I think it'd be expensive like
just the way I want to do.
I think seeing your progress and looking at the time go down on your laps. Yeah
This is not happening, but dude like at home look me I didn't stream it but jam into the track like every other week with Nick
Also, I didn't know the Lambo is channeled like I
Already need to knew this but like I didn't know how bad a sports car could be as a sports car
like I
Would I would much better have like a raced out
GRD6 then a Lambo and it's not in close by a margin of like ten times that Lambo is so shit. It's it's so bad
Like well it has so much power for no reason
Like you can't use the power you can't anything but bro. You're you're cornering it
Well, I'm telling
And I have to show you
For like 20 or 30 K we can get you a cool track. Yeah, like built for the track. I'm saying like either either it be
I don't
MX-5 full race mode or a Giardi 6 that's like like full-on like
Everything removed in it right with the net and the fucking
Now that's like that doesn't that much bigger intercooler, right? You're gonna say that
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I have to cool it. I always goes red
Good brakes, bang.
I saw this S2000, there was a full track build and it was going on auction for cars and
bits and if you heard of this whole stuff, did they like people bid cars, it's one by
a YouTuber, Dougie Bear.
Yeah.
So you don't have like full track builds on there sometimes.
Oh that's cool.
So you could bid on one.
I think they'd buy itself more than it's actually worth though, but yeah, it'd be nice.
So a travel stream with activities planned? A dedicated track day?
Yeah, and because I'm not saying an old celebrity, but like an actual like somebody who's extremely good, right?
But also like a like a...
Like somebody who actually like a NASCAR driver or like a F1 driver or F2F whatever, right?
Somebody who knows what the fuck they're doing.
Um, what else?
I don't know if I know Max will do it.
I think at their tier of Atlanta, I think like everybody's like a brand risk, you know what I mean?
Um...
I mean, I'd do it for fun, but I think I was also very busy.
What else?
Sorry, I didn't put music on.
I'll play you a banger.
I could do a Snorri deal.
Alright, here's the masterpiece.
You think about art and music, you think Picasso, you think Leonardo da Vinci, the Vinci, the Vinci.
I can't really say the Vinci because of the names. You think Mozart, but when you really lock in, you think Yeats.
This is a myth, right?
It's a myth, right?
I'm not possible.
I know that.
Finish that.
Don't move me.
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I got so ready to drink it.
I look like him.
You're smiling.
Really?
Yeah.
My expression is not mine.
I'm used to just for the truth.
I'm trying to be nice for you.
Come on, my attention.
I kiss the nightingale.
Holy, now she got on that.
She owned that.
Hold on.
Jack, Jack.
I'm not gonna say.
It's crazy what Trudeau did, that's best.
He fucked all of Canada and then he fucked all that.
I don't know how do you pull this off?
It's a general run.
I mean, no I mean.
Greetings, the other ones.
Let's take a trip.
Damn, you think I'm my old boss?
Oh my god.
Wait.
My current boss, if I...
If I ever am back.
Let me know about that, you're old boss.
I mean, I just...
I didn't film his last trip,
because I was with you in the UK.
Oh, shit.
Am I real?
Yeah.
Damn.
What, what is up?
Would you ever do a stream where you
DJ for a nightclub?
Yeah, but wait that'd be kind of hard though. I just chose a random
What is it? Yo, yo, what's it eight eight eight? Is that a another car?
No, I think I just played the song
Yeah, I'm having a Kenny Berry whispering stuff in my ear.
Can you put it back on?
How do you do that?
Yeah, yeah.
Audio output.
Yeah.
Do you know how to do it?
How to do it?
And how do you do the device?
Pass?
It's a shame.
Yeah.
So you would DJ for a string?
Yeah, that would be cool actually.
You gotta do a secret airpods up there.
No, you can spend it on the cable.
So what's the A8?
There's an Audi model called the A8.
A8M?
That's a...
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Bye-bye
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna change into this, what I had before.
I can't look around for like five hands.
What are you?
Oh, okay, yeah.
Wait.
Oh, I was gonna look around, not at the right time.
That's pretty strong.
No, this is as,
oh, I mean the shadow, the shadow.
Like a lot of them.
Okay, let's see if we can.
Hang on, let me see.
As always.
Alright, Jack, where about the PC?
I'll leave the guys alone, it wasn't the only city nice.
So, the guy that does the kind of grocery next, I just want to come and see if we can.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Enjoy.
I think I should make a drink on that first.
Okay.
Alright, that was fun though.
You got my buddy.
Wow!
You wouldn't like this now.
He doesn't like it. It's crazy.
Wait, it's...
I can close off the food.
Is that...
What do you like?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's it's it's it's
Really
Yes, yes, come on
I don't know what to do with this guy, but he's a tough one.
One step.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't like it.
You know what I believe that, because they don't believe it, but I swear he only barks
at you.
He didn't bark for the first three weeks, and then you're like, I don't know.
Like I did never watch the networks
Yeah, just wanted busy. Yeah, just tell me what you want to
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I'm going to make it actually good.
Eleanor Ring movie leak. Yeah, that's weird. Is this like a bystander that has a long-range
camera or whatever? I think that's bullshit. Is it? If it is, it's just weird. What else?
I'm going to be able to do it with one go, you don't want a stylist but can you at the
very least hire someone to get you more than one pair of pants and more than the same three
shirts that's QCL.
I'm going to get you to show myself off, shall I just sit here?
It looks not real.
is that real? it's reversed
what the fuck is this? wait what? I didn't order that
oh my god uh bridge glitch
it's called my cart reorder
I said glitch is it back reorder back reorder
I guess she's talking too long
What is it that look for pain?
Hmm
Chat chat I think I could be wrong about this clip
I could be wrong about this clip
But I think
I had to lie because
some guy um
ordered to my house and I didn't want to tell him that
he has the red address like I told him
like the not cut not says you know what I mean
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It's like I play the game quite a lot.
Can you play old-school runicake?
I don't want to do that much against it. It was somebody that was suddenly ordered at the house.
What is that? Is that normal?
It's just lightning, no? It's a storm.
Is it a bunch of bread? Yeah, it's like a bunch of whatever shit.
Alright.
Wait, is that real? Yeah, it was actually real then.
A USO destroyed with the cause of that information from the operation markets.
It made more than 400,000 trading on the basis of the information regarding the timing of US military operation.
Jesus. Well, that's insane.
The trader is a military officer.
What a waste.
What was it there and try that out is any evidence of any kind that he's actually done anything like what?
What was it that I think you're gonna really show me
Will you be playing golf with the boys again?
Now you got three-bedded I mean I saw those three-bed posts
Yeah, it was gonna stop you a little bit
Chat the reality is chat is that those markets are too small for how much Baron Trump has like like
If he was gonna infiltrate it you do it for like fucking dozens of millions congressmen are like those markets are too small
When you put when you put the amounts that you think that you would put at like at that level of wealth
Like it would flip the market it would cook it
What is that, John Blanford?
Today we have a lady changed my life.
Which is when somebody says something so stupid that the only way they can come back from
it is by claiming that it was Ragebait.
So this typically happens when somebody says something or makes a joke in front of an audience.
And if the audience has a very negative reaction, they'll be quick to label it as Ragebait.
The line is very much somebody tells an offensive joke and the audience doesn't respond very well. They'll often be like
Yes, you say you but I knew it never said rage bits like like I knew never I never back out just saying like oh guys
It was a great bit. I can never do a shit like it's insane
I
Doesn't realize it until after trying to convince everybody they were right for ten minutes
They'll often be like bro you guys little chat. Yo, you guys a protection
Chats pretty much crazy do this when they're trying to avoid accountability. Have a good night today. I want to talk about
Anyway
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What color flag indicates surrender? White?
What are the pieces of the gun in the McDonald's Big Mac burger?
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C.A.? That's calcium. What is the capital of Sweden?
KX, any plans for a Magic the Gathering stream?
What does the L stand for in the Akronin laser?
Oh, maybe.
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What is the collective noun for a group of unicorns?
Horn.
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Who knows any of this shit?
They reposed this again again. Okay. Are you good?
I mean
You know the crunch of a headshot in the shot though
Yeah, I actually don't post the next one you guys. I'm not gonna. They reposed this again
Bye, Gibos.
Okay.
Uh, your intro shouldn't be that long, by the way.
You have to be really fast.
No, it's not.
Chad, look at the trees.
Chad, was it that long ago?
Hey, what's going on everybody today? We're gonna be doing a Minecraft adventure with my friend Felix. Hey, what's going on, Felix?
Okay, so I'm done playing by the way. You can do this kid on your own.
I'm not fucking shouting at you. Oh, it's bad guys. Okay. Hey, what's going on everybody in today?
I'm gonna be going on a new mic. I'm not shouting at your channel.
I don't know what.
Alright.
Making some noise over the radio? I don't know. What do you call it?
What is that, trees? What?
Well, I'm just gonna let you listen. We'll see about that.
No! No!
That's QCB now.
Now, now, now, now!
Ah! Ah!
Chat?
This is why you still find RJ.
OK, so they're meowing, they're barking.
Air traffic control is to remind them to be professional.
When we asked the FAA about this,
they said they investigate all situations where pilots
may have violated any regulation.
Let's bring it up and tell them first of all,
lot of thoughts here.
I'm not going to give my takes.
But let's just say, number one, RJ means what?
Regional jet?
Regional jet.
That was like a dig, then, right?
The air traffic control is basically
saying your antics are why you're not hitting the big leagues.
It's sort of like weird and funny,
But also, is it not kind of dangerous, too, to be tying up the traffic with this?
I'll give you my opinion.
I think it's outrageous.
I think it's juvenile, a bunch of 12-year-olds.
I mean, up there on a radio, by the way, they were on frequency 121.50.
That's the guard emergency channel.
You're only, you're supposed to have it on all the time, right?
And only on it, only talking when you have an emergency.
Apparently this kind of, I'll say, juvenile stupid behavior has been going on
for more than 20 years.
You know what you're at in which I know nothing about aviation and all of it a little bit right and some experts probably won't get mad at this
Take for me, but you know what?
I don't I don't care. I don't care if anything if anything
It keeps people alerts and the people who were going afk and they were going like sleeper brain because there's nothing people
Nobody's saying anything
It it gets the blood flowing. I don't give a shit most of the most mistakes are made it by inattention and afk
I'll have a problem with this, I'll give a shit.
Pilots out over the ocean, usually, for some reason,
are getting into this meow meow bark bark thing.
And it may have some connection to a movie 20 years ago
that I don't even know.
But pilot, professional pilots find it outrageous.
Well, that's so interesting.
So I was going to ask, like, why the meowing and the barking?
Is it like a thing in the pilot community?
Maybe kind of.
Everybody I've talked to about this say they don't get it.
It's dumb.
It's stupid.
And it is disrespectful.
Reagan airspace.
We don't hear.
We just lost 67 people last year in a crash at Reagan.
And of course, communication or the trouble communicating
was determined to be one of the factors,
not the deciding factor.
Now, the question is, who was it?
And I asked the FAA, I've asked pilots,
is there any way to triangulate?
I, okay, here's a lot taken.
Weaponizing an incident, unrelated,
as if nothing to do with it, is God awful.
It's just stupid.
And you look brain dead doing it.
And I'm more outraged at his comment than at the barking.
Late this.
Yeah.
Can you go back and figure out who was actually speaking?
And the answer is, we don't think so.
By the way, there's a rule.
Here's the delta.
Delta saying that we continue to investigate.
We cannot authenticate any.
Bro, your tics are always crazy good.
I often find myself agreeing with you so almost always.
You are so tough, Mr. Cow.
In exchange, Barbie, including whether
Delta or Delta connection regional flight may have been involved, but we expect pilots will always conduct themselves
professionally. There is a sterile cockpit rule.
It is essentially the rule of all aviation. Below 10,000 feet, you must always keep it extremely and solely professional.
In other words, if you're in the cockpit and you guys haven't climbed up yet, or even if you're at 7,500,
you don't talk about what you're going to have for dinner tonight.
It is all and who the fuck is anything about 10,000 feet when they're going away though. I have it at that point
Pass that point. I mean nobody's saying shit at that
I mean, I'm not I'm not sure that they can you get exactly they can make it that much after that only about the performance of the
aircraft and your jobs
So I think it's fair to say that if you're on the radio barking and meowing at whatever altitude
That would be perceived as as really, you know
inappropriate and and in violation of the sterile talk cockpit rule you know
I'm the one of you know what bang you know what one type of professionalism
when this fucking fuck ass makeup on TV is a violation of
professionalism bull looks like a fucking owl
look at that look at that what the fuck is that
who did it we're literally in a mess what rule can we really psych if they're above
10,000 feet and they're messing around on the radio it may really end up being
epic and determine who it was. Hello, Mr Rex, how are you doing tonight, Mr Rex? Good?
All right. Okay, what about you, Chat? Good? Any chance of cocaine?
We're gone for a click. Cool. Yeah. Who asked?
Big Boss, can you sort that, can you sort one G coke today?
We've been told you can get class A drugs like cocaine, you can buy cannabis and nitrous oxide
along this high street. You don't anywhere give me, do you?
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How is this the news? I'm trying to be rude, but I get a drug selling as bad, but you could replicate this like 20 times in an hour if you want to.
You can either play it right places to go and it's just fucking brain dead. Oh my God, drugs are being sold.
Can we sell one G cost?
Let the players sort it out, right?
As we wait, there's more on offer. Prescription drugs.
I got them ones, very popular. Paracetamobiles called Dean. These are very good for sleeping tablets.
Subgramma cooking, bought on the high street, three and a half guns, carnivists.
This is urgent. We can't restore our high streets unless we take out the cancer of organised crime.
It means a tougher law and it means frankly a zero-tolerance approach to the kind of organised crime
that is now doing business under our noses.
Aquaf, BBC News.
Yeah, you're probably more likely to get arrested in the UK for saying a comment on a Facebook post
than you are for selling drugs, to be honest.
Like, it is what it is. I mean, I don't give a shit.
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What?
Jack.
My band.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Any chance?
We just watched this.
Jack, what is that?
Um.
Is that cool?
Do I have a lighter maybe?
Oh.
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Oh, Jesus.
Wait.
Jack, Jack.
One small bit.
Wait.
Is the game actually good?
Oh, boy, let's go.
Okay.
Yo, hello.
Yo.
Nice.
Hello?
Yeah.
I'm fucking dead.
But I just left, mate.
What is playing?
Oh, mate.
Rockstar.
I'm playing Counter-Strike.
Roblox.
I'm playing this.
Um, sure
All right, join on my game
I'll put a trigger in it. Okay
X sure and fix your chat now
What won't you fix it? I'm not gonna see any problems with the chat. Well, I'm seeing a lot of problems the fact that you've added another emo
That's just no mind continue
All right
Chairs.
Can I say anything wrong?
There's a few pictures of you, but I think they'll be nice.
You know what skin was recommended to me?
On roadblocks.
Oh, the skeleton because it looks like me.
Haha, or Big Nails.
No, no, no, no, no, no, it was dumb Patrick.
I'm not even kidding.
It was like a minute view.
I'm not kidding.
The camera in my back to Camel underscore.
Okay, weird.
I pressed N.
It's me, it's my friend.
I don't have your friend, are you his friend?
Are you a new, you have a new account then?
X66612, no launch knows how to act,
it's why it's called launch knows,
what do you mean it's not launch knows?
Wait.
Oh, okay, it's how many XCCs?
XCC, XCC, XCC, XCC, and then what?
No, no, no, 12.
And then are you a cat?
Yeah.
Cool.
I added you.
Uh, what do I see there?
Uh, I don't know.
Is it the same spray pattern too?
Oh, I think I'm, I'm sorry, you have to redo it.
It's like all the requests.
Wow.
Heard that.
One sec.
Apparently you were there was I and yeah hacks and roadblocks
Yeah, yeah, I can't add you again. Well, you're blocked now
Well, I added you again. Oh, I know you again, probably because it did how do you make the
simplest task the most difficult to say you says you says you bro says you just
As you just says you that's it. I'm not gonna fuck it up. I'm not
Actually says you ding ding ding ding
So we're not playing a real game that is shit it this literally is counter-strike
Well, can you just grow up for a second says you both says fucking you
Just fucking join us. You throw all you do is fucking grow up
Oh, he's growing grow everybody explode. Have a slow down there for a little bit. Yeah
It's join up buddy and just lock in a joint on me
Everyone's right. I'm like bugged. Are you fucked it?
No, I
Did not
This is a little funny. Oh, yeah, this is gonna be all the same lady. They gave me everything
They gave it and you click N and then home
And then um the shift and then to change your sense
No, bro. I would keep the track. I would have a stuff on this game. I have everything I
Have the one on LeBron knife, are they are you trying? I'm not trying
How do you get everything cool?
Look at that. I
Have stature LeBron James. See that?
I'm on the leaderboards nice and we lost
all right so how do you know that I mean okay I'll pose you guys otherwise what
x what do you mean you click play at the top you join my what were you gonna say
Yeah, X-Finnish here.
Right. Locked in.
Yep, unlocked.
Which one are we doing? Dust?
We're going with the Beagle here.
What? No, you just join on me and then try to play at the top and I have to sneeze.
Norma? Oh, I'm going to be from her, honestly.
I join on you.
I'm punching out of there, I'm punching out of there.
Really?
Alright, give me a gun.
It's over.
I'm not kidding though this is literally counter straight crate like my trippin?
be you uh under us or uh connector how connect connector
hey was it what where the guns at
bro i got mom mom house they're trying to kick you hell no bro
get out of here
I had lower sense wait I can tell you where they're at you're gonna cheat no I can
Right behind you
Nah, just kidding. Why'd you let you said no, but you let's either then don't say I should show those it
Now I was I had a lower side of those and I was sense
Right behind you. I just can't
Wait, you take one on their nose
I'm blind shit. Where? Where? Where?
At A. I bought for sins merchant I need to know if I should make it into a slutty
crop top or a wide neckline shirt. What do we think?
Why? Excuse me, I took the feet segment from the
man and re-uploaded it to my own fans because my mom is kinda homeless and I need the money
thank you for helping my family achieve generational wealth.
Well, it's probably good as you know or not minus 50 months in the jungle
Now please take care of your health excuse the L
Daddy pretty fuck you chat. Wow on the best
Um, let me just take a little on it
0-4 better right and I want to do crouch on mouse button wow you cannot
give us button
you can you know why do I have so low frames I'm watching your screen share
up here what the hell I can't join you guys some Q position 13 beats W
uh...
that's fine
can i not weigh this?
just stop being dodged at the game, just for once again please
who?
you
here i am, here i am, thank you
maybe it's made
you can take the suppressor off
classic
I'm gonna do the catch up
no
I rolled him
no, he's uh
got him
Wait, no, watch out, watch out!
Wait, hedgehog on the hill?
I hedgehog on him.
Please.
What's going on?
Huh?
X. X and chat.
There is something extremely important that you all need to know.
Can you pause the game for a second?
That just pissed me off!
Oh yeah, my employer's not S, it's M-Y-Y!
So does that mean I'm not a watcher of the charts?
77,777,777,777
77...
You're at 77 in the place?
Thank you?
No, it wasn't vaginas for the snipers, but...
I'm just watching screen share, I'm chewing anyways.
Alright.
I'm gonna go meet it I'm gonna go this
Hey hey hey
Hi Omi
Hello
What's up with me
Oh we're playing GoBlox
Alright peace, peace out
See you tomorrow
No it's kind of straight
Oh
Yeah I'm
They're down
You might have been
Flashing mid, I'm flashing mid
I'm flashing mid, I'm flashing mid.
What is this?
What?
It actually looks so good.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Oh, he's in the jungle now.
I'm gonna watch Preston and I'm just gonna see if he's sniping.
I could actually just watch Preston point of view right now.
Wait, he's really...
Okay, really Preston?
I
Went over to the smoke where you're at Windows start standing through it
He's shameless and he's still got absolutely fucking rolled
Why are you gonna go so fast on this game?
No manz.
You gonna pass?
Right here, here I am.
Really?
There's a double B, double B, double B's.
How?
Dude, I'm gonna have to go to this though, okay?
I'm the go. I just killed that guy.
Can you main game?
They're out there?
Not yet, there's a shotgun guy, he's just ran away from the place.
Oh
Yeah, they
shocked on Andy
Another one a ramp to daddy angles down good to look
Most you still get the palace a people hole. Yeah. Yeah, I know it's crazy
Like sometimes these are like a little off, you know, and it's a gosh that's weird. It's just what one
It's very impressive
I think all the lineups also work in this game yeah I did windows on T side I think
they, wow, they push mid, one mid, dead. I don't like to walk physics though. Yeah I
think that their crouching is bad, momentum isn't working properly, but okay yeah they
can even shoot the rope on everything but like bro you can jump, crouch, and
re-stand it and almost lose no speeder oh what was that there's a negative
17
Yeah, this this last issue is the bad
No, I don't think anybody's here I just
Now watch this I
Couldn't do it because I'm
wait it doesn't remove the soap
it's not going to make it
we're still working on that, we just went out patch notes about it
wait I actually thought it was
if you have four life I would do anything at all or a one
wow
no where did I miss that
Nice that.
That's like dead.
Trash.
Last one ran, ran, ran.
Nice.
Chad, I'm gonna cook it on this game.
You want me to put my knife on?
What the hell is that?
A goat?
Wait, you don't know about this one?
No.
But I have a one-of-one LeBron James butterfly knife on G
What the hell does it look like it is LeBron James?
Oh, oh, oh, I can't believe you don't know what you don't know, but oh
I'll show you man. I don't know about blocks. All right. All right. Watch this
You're not in the actual game instead of playing against five year roles
CT bro, I know you did
I want all that holy fucking shit
Statrack
Oh
I mean like like so shameless
us it really wasn't that snipey I won't lie I was watching oh we're saying is that
unless he unless he's getting good at like among us the one the guy yet that
kills me is the same guy that pushed me from last time it was them really wait
He was looking at the right, you came to the left, that's why I'm saying that.
Wish you lost the round.
How many rounds do we have?
I'm not sure, probably 13.
But he's like, you guys don't like him that they're alive, because it doesn't,
no rush, you guys are all doing the whole thing.
I got food coming in like right now.
I'm gonna do maybe I was a little react while we're food and then we could play
Oh fuck
Warning, warning, the warning, loudest
You are not getting more fucking reacts
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what did you flight crew FTC flight team stand up?
What's going on guys? How is it going bro?
It's going on Mr. Donis
How about those whole box fucking nerd talking?
Bro, what?
Going on Mr. Donis or?
Thank you, thank you, I'm getting great, I'm getting great
How's your little dinosaur game going?
Okay, personal things a little like it's like worthless
How's your little...
It's kinda crazy how you sit there for eight hours grinding a dinosaur and just get killed instantly
How's your little...
That's what that game is though
Wait, I got a site
See, everybody's on my dick about the dinosaur game
But it's just actually a good player to...
That's two kills in a row too
I mean, last time I watched you, you sat in a rock for 15 minutes and then jumped off
I mean, I can't last time I want you to fucking bitch you boring fucking trash fucking bitch
Oh my fucking god
Okay, okay
We know you don't just dreamer you don't watch him if you watch any you would you would you would have enjoyed it?
He's makes good content
I
Did one of the best I've ever watched ever it was the best stream
You're actually so nice, bro, I can you be honest, but I've actually ever even tuned in my yeah, I tuned in actually
Yeah, I suppose it's you need to stream in the night minutes ago. No, I don't see you minutes ago
Bro, I've been done live for like five hours
like I wanted to collide with you and I saw you how was the ball is great I
enjoyed the road with all the lead to react and now he's gonna want you
played one game yeah I'm reacting you ever reacting desktop to react to your
real life now I was playing I was playing it's a manager's actually
one of his jobs bro you're not there and it's there a dreamy mode like you
You are not the manager.
I am the manager, literally.
You're literally the cheerleader.
You go, like, I'm the manager.
You can't even manage your bowel movements, mate.
That's fucking you, buddy.
I can manage my bowel movements quite fine.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it for you today.
Jesse, don't say a fucking word.
You do not want to watch that clip.
you do not want to watch that clip
that is all I will say
I'm gonna be a blaster
I was a hero, watch out, watch out, watch out
Is that Ashley?
Not on you, not on you, not on you
He's coming up
Greek is very beautiful
He's coming up
You're so nasty
Like Greek, you're actually so nasty
See, like taking a private moment like that
that I had in the bathroom
and make an expression like
Buddy, you're throwing your shit on screen
I thought with your mic on in the bathroom
I thought I re-admired the S
I
How do you even like worry about muting your obvious me to the shit it's the last thing I ever expect like I don't
What dude, okay? I had a bad listen out of all the shit that ever taken on stream
I've never had to mute my fucking Mike bro. Ever. Okay, but why would they give me shit?
Listen, you're just
I
The games woman is bad like like I was sort of ladder I was stuck on the ladder I can move it
Listen fighting for content is not it's the step behind I just I just
Innovated the game and I'm shitting for content
one
Sunday
one ramp
one ramp
oh one on cat
one on them
one dank of ramp coming out ramp on tetris
two tetris
I
Were doing I
Can't calm anymore, but it's cheating. I expected them
Yeah
This is actually competitive
It's just fun road box game made the eight year old
Yo, I cooked the bronchi
I
Devs the depth so what this game yep
You're such a bitch. Yeah. Any idea how hard is it that knife? You can't get it if you really want one
But on time you're sitting here opening cases and fucking Roblox
Wait
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
What? What do you mean by your birthday?
What is this bird camera?
No, I don't think it is.
Look at the score at the top
No, it's the birds in the game and spawned on us
Okay, so you know the game hell let loose the Vietnam version is coming out
Yeah, it's nothing
The Vietnam Vietnam hell that wish coming out this actually
Really?
Whoa, whoa
Do you guys think GTA 6 is gonna be a bigger game than GTA 5?
No
Bro, that's what I thought though
Like I know it's stupid and cliche to say that but bro
What can you not do in GTA 5 that you can do in GTA 6?
Not for at least two years until Modded Service have.
Dev, Dev, send, shove my Fender in boxes too.
No, don't bother, don't bother.
Why?
No, send shove my Fender in boxes, please.
I asked him to play.
He gave me the romantic condition of Bumblebee's.
Give me the Bumblebee.
Are you fucking serious wait you select more?
Yeah, I'm gonna type in Jesse's name as well as mine
I'm only only dopamine rush
Come on
Check the chat
Sports Club Bumblebee
I did this either they're not right
Okay
They gave them so thank you. Hey dad. I love your game. I actually every day. No, that's all I want. Thank you
Okay, what wait there's sending me more they gave me a tiger choose
No
What is this lock man?
Hey dad, I didn't get anything
Do you hear me? Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, vanilla creme bit. That's a shit. It's not a rare, but I'll take it. Oh
Was that
Bad ratio
Well, I guess you're not gambling are you kidding me?
Oh my god, you're you run that shit you run that shit
come on come on
he is going to start back into it
okay hold on they just gave me a bunch of cases
come on thank you thank you thank you
come on yellow yellow yellow
Well, I mean, hello?
Not bad!
Okay, I know what it is, not bad.
Not bad.
Oh, I jerry-todd.
Oh, I want to get this employee when asked bad.
one hold up one sec lock in come on dude are we the S?
oh me did you get something?
come on!
no!
hey dev it's me again my username is 22ome22 please just one case please
My god, my god, my idea is 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, like, shut up!
I just want a case, man.
Ew, X, be fucking nice, you little fucking shit.
Thank you, Greek.
Jesus, let him get some cases.
Oh, I got a knife, I got a knife!
No!
I am boxed, yeah, I'm boxed in vanilla butterfuck knife.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay.
You're freaking out over, like, you're literally freaking out over.
Yo, yo, I'm actually not getting anything, this is terrible.
Good, good, I'm glad. Ask for a refill, you baby.
Not because you got nothing.
No, I'm mad because you're being mean to Omi, and when he wants cases, let him play as well.
Come on!
Brother, how is it to get a dime in his game?
I'm like, five hundred!
My username? Not my discipline.
Don't be greedy!
I'm standing on business, Loki.
That's got to be it.
Bless you.
Oh my god, dude, this is actually abysmal.
I'm going to the test and say sorry to only Greek and Jesse or I'm sorry sorry
Okay, well, oh my god, I was mom
Dude okay, it's a worst thing of all time
I'm not like seven seven hundred
Kids but I had it. How are you fast unboxing like that? Oh, I'm sure you check 100 me open it
Oh, oh, nah.
He already gave me the best knife so nothing else is going to be good for comparison.
What are you looking for?
Uh, something that, like, something we've never seen before.
Why can't I speak?
Oh, yeah, because I'm in my nose full of, uh, stuff.
Why can't Gabe in just ten cases?
I
Will cry about the market like oh, no this will make the price like we'll give it the price though
Like I wish there was there was no market like I wish everything was untradable you open me you get what you get is what is
You just went past a goal you did shit you just went past a gold
Yes, you did no, no you did I think you did
at the beginning
Fucking brain dead fuck, you're not even looking you're not even looking at the skins. You're just oh, yeah. Oh
Dude, you're not even looking
It's not bad
That's a lot of knives and gloves.
That's nice.
Wow, you can use this as a laugh.
Wait, I can trade him up, bro.
I'm having fun.
All right, I'm done.
My food's here.
Can I do a large give you a do?
Yeah, you're good, bro.
I like this.
Last case.
Come on.
Okay, one more, one more, one more, one more, and then video.
Come on.
Oh, that's, thanks, thanks, that's, that's nice, I appreciate it.
Yep, I really appreciate it, thank you.
I think he's never played that game again.
No, I'm not sure.
I think I got to the branch.
I played before.
I've been logging in that every day on Ironclay.
Okay, so that's about, okay.
He's just building for a skin now.
Nice.
I log in every day.
My name's Sean Fennerin and I really appreciate all the stuff he's been saying.
What did you get out of this?
Oh my, are you actually going to be reacting for this?
I might actually freak out if you are.
How long are you going to be reacting for?
I have a whole piece of the eat.
I
Take you like fucking two years to eat GGs
Yeah, I'll choose a smaller one and I watch one tomorrow, then Jesus
You watch it if it is a good react police. How's that picture of it? Is that real the neck like that? What's that fake?
Real is AI what picture what picture what picture lady with a neck like that?
where the second one the second one all of them might be a I lucky oh sorry I didn't
know I said that like you I bio I do care I do care I'm not getting all right
then give me a hundred dollars then what why would I give you dollars because I
I was only back then like they didn't tax man goes you attack
Thanks greed fat who the fuck called me fat
Okay, so how did that go from me and Jesse playing to X
Then me getting kicked out then ex-QC and Jesse playing and then you guys getting crates and then him log on off incident
He's going back to reacts. How did that even work? I didn't even get to play around
I mean it's just classic, bro.
That's how I'll scratch.
Hey, Timelines.
Timelines.
My Roblox username is 22022220MIE.
Did he not give you anything?
You didn't give me, not even one case.
Just give me one case.
I still have the game open, bro.
Play every day.
He laughs.
Okay.
Enough to chat.
That's great.
All right, guys.
I'm going to bed.
I love y'all.
All right, bro.
I love you, bro.
You're so cute, bro.
Thank you.
Perfect boy, I love you so much.
The fuck, bro?
On me and Jesse, good night guys, people.
Take care.
Good night, bro.
I'm here.
Yay.
Later.
Sorry to just launch that.
Breck message, burger.
Are you saying sorry to chat?
It's me that's waiting as well.
Why, really?
Can we get 2019 Breck back?
Well, well, dude, this is just a minor in the back.
I don't want to know you, I'm just going to do a little reaction.
What?
Okay fine.
Why don't I know you, you know you're doing nothing.
Too late.
Okay.
What kind of pizza did you get at least?
I don't know any of which thing.
Hmm.
Hey.
Wait, did you get beta-bluing?
Oh my god, I got cases.
Really?
Oh yeah.
i'll do a little re- I'll be back in a- I'll be back in a- uh, you know what?
try to get back to it
I'll watch it, I'll watch it, I'll watch it, I'll do-
if you guys- if you guys are busy after this one of this
are you leaving the call?
no, I'm feeling mute
there doesn't have to be-
yeah, at least a group react, geez, uh
okay, then I'll have a shit
who are you?
stop right there, go ahead and stop right there
this Idaho state officer is pointing his flashlight at 70 year old
Alan Bruce. He has no idea that the man he just ran into was in the middle of dumping human body parts in a nearby river
after murdering, dismembering, and meticulously covering up the crime scene.
Okay, so what are you doing?
All right, so you're just trying to keep an eye on stuff then?
All right.
After Alan walks away, he would take investigators' days to discover exactly what he dumped in the river,
leading them through a twisted maze of misleading clues and disturbing discoveries.
And what might be the worst crime these small town officers will ever uncover.
Oh, it stinks bad.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick them.
There is nobody to help you, it's reduced down to nothing.
What kind of cool was that?
I mean, was it wrong?
It's a routine late spring in central Idaho.
Right.
Took deep within its mountains, sits the remote town of Chalice.
A place surrounded on all sides by rugged terrain and long stretches of-
Yo, is this all agricultural circles river?
And at the center of it all, runs the southern rivers, better known as the river of no return.
The small town of Chalice is home to fewer than a thousand residents.
Crime rates here are remarkably low, and serious violent humsides are unheard of.
But that's about to change, because a heinous crime happened somewhere in this town, and
what's left of it now is in the Semen River, waiting to be found.
The investigation begins on an early Saturday afternoon, less than a year ago, when an
Elderly woman walks into the local police station to report someone missing
Me that's that I'm just surprised you haven't been back to city. That's why I'm concerned
Yeah, do you know what he was wearing last when he left her boots blue jeans?
And I think it was a dark t-shirt and baseball cap and he's got a little bug
Lighter that is with him everywhere. Who is Patrick?
He's one of my your kids that I've taken under my wing. Okay, so not by a line to call
Okay
Yeah picture, okay
Is that does this picture look resemble what he looks like right now?
And beard is a little fuller and his hair is better shape than that
The man in those photos is 47 year old Patrick
Adoptive mother goes on to explain that Patrick spends most of his time up in the mountains cutting and selling firewood
would often late at night. He's got a chainsaw, usually at least one weapon on him, and his
dog Ryder is always by his side. Additionally, Patrick doesn't really have a fixed place
to stay. He moves between properties, parking motorhomes and trailers on other people's
land, often getting into disputes when it's time to leave. In most missing person cases,
it takes days before investigators get a solid lead to work with. But in the town of Chalice,
process is about to be cut short. I remember you mentioned something about when you talked about
him going to Alan Bruce's it seemed like you said something to where they had some conflict
recently they have yeah okay do you know why he went there? I mean it's about to go
move his motorhomes and then cut out there Alan and move them what the bulldozer. Alan?
Not good. Probably screwed up the transmissions and I don't know. The main how he mentions
immediately rings a bell, because officers know exactly who she's talking about.
70-year-old Alan Bruce is a local resident with a rural property just out of town, working
odd jobs including welding and mechanical work, but that's not what people in Chalice know him for,
because Alan has a different reputation, built on constant disputes and ongoing conflicts with
other locals. Just earlier in the year, he was reported for allegedly throwing gas bombs and
setting a woman's property on fire.
So based on Helen's statement,
officers prepare to head out and speak with Alan,
see if he can point them in the right direction.
At this point,
officers aren't too surprised that Alan's name came up
and don't expect anything serious.
In reality,
something already happened between Alan and Patrick
just a night ago that ended very grossly.
While officers are on their way to question him,
Alan is still in the middle of covering things up.
In just a few seconds, a deputy pulls up to his property.
Hey, Alan.
Holy shit.
How's it going?
Looking to hack in that oral.
One thing after another.
Hey, I was just coming to chat with you.
We had had a report that no one knows where Pat is right now.
Yeah, they don't.
OK.
And I just wanted to touch bases with you,
because I know he was getting, he
or sorry, you got the stuff off your property,
but he was going to come by to pick it up, right?
Yeah.
Did you ever see him on that?
I did.
OK, they came by here.
He was unhappy, very unhappy.
OK, but just it was just all kind of verbal argument
or something or he's OK.
And he went and got his stuff then or?
Well, he saw some stuff here.
He said he would want to go cut some wood.
He needs some money.
So he's probably out somewhere out there
being broke down.
I don't know.
And I'm just trying to create a timeline for it
so I know who last saw him.
So when when was that he showed up here?
Two nights ago.
Two nights ago?
Two nights ago.
Let's see what is Thursday night. Okay, in the middle of the conversation,
the deputy notices something off about Alan's demeanor.
His responses are short, controlled, almost rehearsed.
But as the deputy continues,
as the ground normal,
normal to feel you are strange and then did he hang around here longer?
Did he just go right over back and forth, back and forth,
coming back onto the property? Does he still stab stuff here then?
does. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. That that shed that wooden shed is his. Yeah. Uh huh. Okay. Tires in it. And
I can see there's a pickup rack just over the over that board. Oh, just the steel there poking up.
Oh, okay. Okay. So he wouldn't back over the back of trackers like that. This is kind of a bunch
of crap laying around. Okay. So he got some of it though. Yeah. Do you know where he was taking
to? Taking down his motorhomes. Oh, where is motorhomes? Right here. Oh, there. There's
his brand charter and another one's in front. The motorhome Alan is pointing to does indeed
belong to Patrick, but more importantly, it holds items that might explain what really
happened to him. Alan goes on to explain that he moved Patrick's motorhomes himself because
of the ongoing disputes and problems between the two, which sounds normal considering their
frequent business partners. But as the conversation continues, the deputy takes note of Alan's
shifting body language and quietly requests another officer to the scene. There's a noticeable
tension in the way Alan carries himself. This is because while he's speaking to the deputy,
his sole focus is on the barrels sitting just a few feet away, with Patrick's dismembered
body parts hidden inside.
Hello.
Hi.
You've been running along with me.
Uh, I was just on a phone call for a minute, so I didn't want to bring that out here,
so.
So, did he stay here last night?
No.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
And he didn't tell you where he was going to get to.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm a surrogate knife, you'd have to.
Not last night.
Okay.
You know, does he have any favorite spots, so we can just go.
He's got a lot of care at Bay Horse, pretty close to the top.
You go up there before you get to the rest area of the pipe,
and she takes off and goes down the hill across to the creek.
Uh-huh.
Way back up in there is a favorite quid cut in spot form.
Oh, okay. Okay. Is that the only one you know about?
That's the only one he took me to.
Oh, okay.
You may be the last person to song because he would have then gone up there that night, potentially.
Yeah.
Okay.
Notably, Alan's demeanor shifts once again.
With a second officer on scene, he becomes more composed and careful with how he answers questions.
Despite this noticeable shift, Alan provides deputies with something useful, a location where Patrick might be.
The place he mentions is a remote area about 20 miles out, near the so-called River of No Return.
Naturally, it's somewhere deputies need to check, but before heading out there, they decide to take a quick look around the motorhome Alan pointed to earlier.
a small decision that will give police something useful to work with later on.
So I didn't know I had a weather check. Maybe this is home, I mean.
The doors are ratchet strapped closed.
Looks like it's cut.
that?
Are these your footprints?
No.
Take a photo of those.
It's a lucky couple of them.
Yeah, that one looks open that way.
This is not like a shot I caught with my finger.
I think it looks cut.
If that is a deadbolt, that's an additional...
I'm assuming Alan had the access
to put it in neutral.
Take me where you could be looking at.
I'm off the entry.
That was loud.
this night police will have more than one suspect on their hands and what might be
the worst crime this town will ever see but before we get to that it's important to note that
cases like these can affect the mental health of both the officers and the innocent people involved
and stressful situations in everyone's life to the video
I like it.
Roughly two hours later, deputies arrive at Big Hill where Patrick was known to frequent for cutting firewood.
On the ground, deputies notice tire marks and begin following them, and as they continue along the trail, they spot something in the distance.
A red pickup truck matching the description of Patrick's vehicle with a damaged windshield.
I think that's normal. I believe so.
Hey, Pat!
Pat!
Pat, it's the Cousin County Sheriff's Office! Can you hear us?
Dog's in the seat.
Alive now.
What was the dog's name?
Ryder.
Ryder, buddy.
Ryder.
He's late.
I just got to stop.
No, it's all right. I'm moving.
God's been in here a while. He's messing stuff.
Aww.
Oh. He's moving.
Oh!
It's definitely a bug.
Hey!
Hey, baby.
It's Ryder.
Here, let's go.
We're gonna get you some water, okay?
It's thirsty.
He's been waiting for his mate.
Ready to go.
Ready to go.
Miraculously, Patrick's dog Ryder is still alive after two full days,
but he's severely dehydrated.
As deputies pull Ryder from the vehicle and give him water, they notice something else.
Patrick's chainsaw is missing from the truck, suggesting he might still be somewhere nearby.
And while they discuss their next steps, Ryder suddenly begins reacting to something in the air.
Dogs like Ryder have a sense of smell up to 100,000 times more powerful than humans.
Imagine being 10,000
Times the ones as humans and you got bread as a fucked up fucking smashed in those like well
Why will breathe this shit?
Thousand minutes more powerful than humans
Realizing it officers have stumbled onto their strongest lead yet and writer might guide them directly towards the answer they're looking for
No
So that makes me think he could be
Down lower if he was he's his chainsaws not here. Yeah
He always has his chainsaw. I'm thinking so
I kind of want to walk down there and see if his behavior still points that right
Let's walk him
But that's like crying
Well, bro, I can't fucking breathe. He's just those all fucked up. It's a pocket
my name
Holy shit, the writer's helping.
Dude, you gotta give me a break.
Yeah, you shouldn't be a cop if you do this, I'm sorry.
Don't say such a thing.
We can't go down that.
That is a completely down.
There is no angle to that.
I'm arguing with the dog.
As luck would have it, the dog picks up a scent,
but can't pinpoint a specific location.
The reason for that is something officers haven't realized yet,
because there is no single place where Patrick might be.
He's already been dead for two nights, dismembered with his own chainsaw, and scattered across
the very mountains deputies are now searching.
Some of his remains are already floating down the river of no return, just 20 miles from
where they're standing.
None of this is apparent to deputies yet, so they decide to take a closer look at Patrick's
pickup truck for any additional clues.
What they notice inside is very sketchy.
I think you're gonna build this video a little bit better.
There ain't that right, it's okay.
feud with Patrick, he recently moved his motorhome using heavy equipment and damaged it in the
process, and he's the only person anyone can think of who might want to hurt Patrick.
With that in mind, investigators formally identify Alan Bruce as the primary suspect
in Patrick Shelton's disappearance.
But the reality and discoveries awaiting investigators in the coming hours are anything but straightforward,
as they'll soon find themselves investigating more than one suspect.
At the time being though, search warrants are requested for both properties, and Idaho
State Police are called in, bringing in a team of experienced detectives.
However, as the multi-agency effort is underway, someone in town is simultaneously running
their own homicide cover-up operation.
As night falls, Alan moves quietly, continuing to dump body parts and evidence in the river,
and burning anything that could tie him to what he's done.
At the same time, police's search and rescue units are mobilized, preparing to comb through the surrounding terrain for any sign of Patrick.
Around midnight, Deputy Mike is sent to patrol near Patrick's truck, monitoring the area in case anything changes.
A few hours into his shift, something does.
Wait a minute.
Who are you stop right there? Just go ahead and stop right there.
So what do you come out here for?
That guy there, Stephen Patrick Shelton, that's his stuff.
I kind of looking after a little bit. OK, car down here.
Like I come down here to investigate.
He's going with the law. OK, I didn't know if you guys OK.
Well, I turned my lights on.
And you still were showing your light at me.
Yeah, you had your lights on me.
I couldn't see where I was going.
OK, I'm saying I turned my red and blue lights on.
Yeah.
And you were still spotlighting me.
And then I told you, I instructed you to turn it off.
I don't like lights in my eyes as much as you don't.
You know, you had yours in mine, so I got three of them.
No, it's not even.
OK, so what are you doing?
You're just keeping an eye on.
Okay
You having a little what problem
Fevery, okay
Chat I think these videos sometimes um
They'll they'll do the storytelling whatever but I feel like maybe I'm wrong about this
What are the odds that they send a car?
Down that dark road at night and it coincided with them getting this guy like
They must have had like some sort of operation where they were like looking at what's going or some sort of tracking whatever
Like there's no they just it's just on the whim and you just oh, it's just lucky like come on bro. No shot
Just trying to keep an eye on stuff then. Yeah, they sure nobody's record shit off down here. Okay
All right
Come by it
272 40 we can calm down on code 4
out here in complete darkness Alan Bruce suddenly appears nothing about this
encounter adds up because at this point Alan isn't just the last person to see
Patrick alive he's been in a dispute with him moved his motorhome after he
disappeared and now he's out here in the middle of the night claiming he's
checking on Patrick's property and protecting it from theft in reality he
came here to finish what he started to destroy evidence he didn't have time to
deal with earlier when deputies interrupted him. Worse yet, just minutes ago, he was at
the River of No Return a couple miles away, disposing of what was left of Patrick. Deputy
Mike doesn't know any of this yet, but this creepy encounter makes it clear that Alan
knows something police don't.
All that land that he just saw is the dump in the river in the period somewhere.
Because coming back here tonight is the mistake that's about to collapse his account.
Anything to make it not float like a what?
Just put it in a floating barrel, like...
In the years and hours of the following morning,
investigators use the overnight developments and the encounter with Alan to accelerate the approval of search warrants.
With everything they've seen so far, it's clear Alan knows something they don't,
and they need to find out what that is.
To do that, they put a plan in motion.
First, get Alan off the property, search it, and if any hard evidence is found,
Bring him back and confront him with it.
So while detectives get the search warrants approved,
one deputy is sent to Alan's property with a simple objective.
Get Alan into the car and keep him away from the property
to avoid destruction of any evidence.
Alan, on the other hand, believes he's already
taking care of all the incriminating evidence
and that there's nothing left to find.
When deputy Kelly arrives at the lot,
Alan has no clue how quickly his entire cover-up plot
will come crashing down on him.
Hey Allen, how's it going?
Hope your days a little better than when I last ran. Do you
said everything was well your truck's still broken down?
Let's leave both of us.
That's not the case.
Just off in the front there.
Got another business.
Yeah, he's still got stuff on your property too to get off too, huh?
So I mean y'all were getting along for a while there but then what I mean what
happened there you know when he just started accusing you of stuff or yeah
and there was nothing I could tell you to convince him that wasn't for you.
I appreciate you being available to just chat with him a bit more there they're
the professionals they've got they've got pros and cons.
Even as the deputy tries to subtly probe for more information nothing useful
comes out of it and Alan sticks to his story.
Interestingly though, Alan appears noticeably more relaxed,
likely because he's confident that there's no way
police can time to a crime.
Roughly 30 minutes later, deputies and detectives
arrive at the property.
While Alan waits inside his car,
the discovery of the evidence he failed to cover up
starts with Patrick's motor home.
I think from the handle
Sheriff's office makes up known
Looks like working bad at RV
Commentator like says about his demeanor all the time like you didn't know that until
you actually know he's on the phone.
It's hard to tell
Oh, there's a song here that sounded like rust.
Where the gun case?
Patrick's empty gun box is consistent with earlier statements that he always keeps a firearm with him.
The problem is, that gun is nowhere to be found in the motorhome,
and it was never found in his pickup truck the previous day.
With Patrick's motorhome cleared, officers move over to Alan's property.
Alan owns multiple structures and vehicles on the lot.
I did a war of burgers today.
After clearing a few of them, deputies find no obvious signs of a crime.
It seems like Alan's cover-up operation is successful so far.
But that begins to change as deputies notice something unusual.
Oh, what did they go?
They're lingering across parts of the property.
Very good.
Some mistakes.
Alan, it stinks badly.
So we're gonna we're just gonna hold on on this trailer till we can get keys if we if he won't give his keys
Then we'll go from there, but we're gonna we need to hold on this until we get that
Do you really want to call out? Yeah, let's say like um, let's go
If it smells that bad, I mean it. Fuck it.
That thing might be the best way to...
Or a ridership is open.
As the search continues,
deputies can smell an odor of burnt meat
across parts of the lot,
but no clear source.
After checking around the structures again
and searching the open areas,
they can't find anything.
So, to pinpoint the source,
deputies call in a cadaver dog trained to
detect human remains.
And a few minutes later, police canine spy
arrives on scene. After running the dog across the property, Spy begins alerting to the presence of something inside a set of buildings.
I'm rolling.
Ooh, cleaned out.
So it's touching the floor.
This is so gross.
Yeah, no, we got a we got a window
In a burn
Latex gloves windows
Officers begin to uncover what Alan tried to hide broken window trunks of a car
are consistent with Ebola impact, latex gloves, and traces of blood on the filter of a vacuum cleaner.
After searching other barrels, officers find night vision binoculars,
Patrick's baseball cap marked with blood, and most concerning of all, bone fragments,
and suspected human remains on multiple pieces of clothing.
Jesus!
Additional items are recovered as well, including ammunition and magazines,
but no firearms, suggesting the weapons may have been moved or hidden somewhere else.
Among the findings, detectives note the missing firearms, the lack of any intact remains,
and the speed at which the scene appears to have been claimed.
Something-
The guy was happy because he thought he'd put all the evidence away, and then they come in and they had absolutely everything.
Like, what did the guy do to hide it this point?
Particularly peculiar.
The guy was happy because he thought he'd put all the evidence away, and then they come in and they had absolutely everything.
One episode of Dexter-
After these discoveries, Alan's property is officially treated as a crime scene.
The areas secured and forensic examiners are called in to process the evidence.
Detectives now have the hard evidence they need to confront Alan,
but while they prepare to do so, an unexpected development happens when Alan's younger brother Larry suddenly shows up at the scene.
Hours earlier, police received an oddly timed phone call from him,
claiming that, if anything happened to Patrick, it was his own fault.
Not only that, Larry made additional statements about Patrick that led detectives to question whether they might be dealing with a second suspect.
Yeah, he's been stealing shit of my brothers and he said that's threatened them.
I'm waiting to get a big ass gun at him. Somebody else said that he's a straight up thief.
I'm not even gonna be able to get away from that.
Yeah, what's that? What's going on with this guy?
Okay, so he was kind of concerned Pat might...
Oh, he was trying to record it, right?
...use a gun or something?
Right.
On the call, Larry made it clear that Patrick was the aggressor...
Stop this fucker!
...the one who had been threatening Alan, leading investigators to suspect he might know more than what he shared on the phone.
So naturally, and their suspicions rise when he arrives at the search warrant scene unannounced.
Once detectives begin speaking with him, Larry seems confident he can prove that Patrick was the problem.
How's it going?
How's it going?
I'm Alan's brother.
Okay, I'm Sergeant Tuttle to State Police.
So obviously your brother got himself in a lot of trouble.
That's what it sounds like.
Hey, we're not going to the trailer.
We're going to the trailer where we're not getting rained on.
You said that Shelton?
Is that the guy you knew?
Patrick Shelton, yeah.
Okay, and he was threatening your brother, right?
Right.
And so is that something your brother told you
or do you have other knowledge about it?
That's something my brother told me.
My brother said, hey, he pulled a pistol
and waved it in my face and threatened me.
And how long ago did your brother tell you that?
About a week?
That was probably about two weeks ago.
Okay.
You know, if somebody was waving a gun at me,
you know, I'd probably be, you know, one day,
I have something to defend myself too, you know.
But, you know, my brother had been asking Shelton to move for months, and Shelton was
like, well, you know, basically.
So my brother took the little road gray or the little dozer and pulled the stuff and
put it out here on the other side of the fence.
Is this something your brother told you or is this something you saw?
As far as moving the stuff.
I came by the day that he was moving stuff on the way home.
What I done know when my brother moved the stuff just
to try to get the pressure off of my brother.
You think he knows?
Or he believes the stuff on the way?
I moved your car.
We're trying to pray the business with the devil
that he gives you.
He text me back when he got to town going,
I got a beef with you.
I mean, something's a drunken adult thing.
OK, so.
Oh, he knows.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not getting your joke up.
I was giving him the music out of there.
was, um, you know, that was May 3rd. Okay. He goes, I'm trying. I'm broke down and trying
to get a ride. And you said, never mind. I move it for you. Give Alan back whatever
you take it has. Yeah, I was just, who is this? Yeah, brought the beef to me anyway.
I don't have any of his. Alan kept so many pictures of stuff that was missing, you know,
where it was and missing and Patrick was like one of the only people in here.
What's the question?
He had a beef with you too.
A beef.
Okay.
Let's put bring your beef.
We know who you are, drug addicts.
Just remember me with all of us and I'd take pictures from the Sheriff's Office parking
line thinking that maybe he'd think I'm a sheriff and maybe he'd back his, you know,
I leave Alan alone and get the f*** out of town, you know?
So I put, uh, me, all of us, you'll, you'll lose.
The best thing for you to do is pack up and leave Custer County and don't come back.
Alan's brother goes on to pull up additional messages between him and Patrick.
The messages he shares show the feud escalating over time,
primarily over Patrick refusing to move his property off the land
and accusations that he'd been stealing from Alan.
As detectives read through them, it becomes clear that Alan's brother wasn't just aware of the conflict, he was involved in it at some point.
This only adds to investigator suspicions, so instead of continuing to circle around it, the detective says, exactly what he's thinking.
Yeah, that's...
And no sign of Shelton, though, huh? Find a body or anything?
There's signs of Shelton, just not living signs of Shelton.
One of the things I'm trying to wrap my head around is I'm like, how did he do that by himself?
He's not a very big guy. Like, how would he move things around without somebody helping him?
Like, if he, let's just say that if he shot Shelton and took him somewhere and dumped his body,
who would he call to help him?
I have no f***ing clue. I mean, he wouldn't call me.
Right. That's what I'm saying. Does he have good friends that?
I don't know. I don't know what he's capable of, you know? I mean,
I mean, I don't know anybody that would help move something, you know, help commit a crime,
you know.
I mean, my wife would shoot me if I helped him, you know.
How long have you been married?
Since 2016.
Yeah, she married him.
Nine years.
Last night, she's like going, well, this and that, you know, and what if it wasn't Alan?
What if he comes and kills us in our sleep, you know?
I was like, you know, I mean, she was watching that criminal minds for a long time, you know, after she retired from the DA, you know, it's like, you know, serial killers, you know.
Tell her, baby, it's Custer County. You're four of us serial killers.
When it's all said and done, everybody will know everything.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family.
holy holy shilsa
side charges. The problem is, they don't have a body, and they don't have a confession,
both of which are critical in building a solid case especially when it comes to proving exactly
what happened and how. But with the evidence discovered on his property, this is their
best chance to confront Alan directly and push for a confession. The stakes are extremely
high. If Alan places cards right, a skilled defense attorney can create just enough reasonable
to get him out of this scott-free
Even after hearing this, Alan continues his to man.
This is exactly why investigators brought him back to the property.
It's a part of a strategy known as crime scene exposure.
Experienced detectives use this technique to confront suspects with something directly tied to the crime,
like the scene itself or key pieces of evidence.
This creates psychological pressure, making it harder to maintain a lie,
and often triggering unexpected reactions or slips in their story.
So investigators take Alan out of the car and bring him back to the center of the lodge,
back to the very place where everything likely happened to see if he will finally break.
Who knows, Bob?
Let me just, we want to be able to tell the prosecutor you helped us every which way you could.
I could protect my patient before the prison for the rest of my life, what?
I don't know.
I can't tell you what you're actually doing.
I got to go see the duty drop now.
You don't have to go.
You don't have to go.
Yeah, the link to this.
So the way it works here is he doesn't feel like we should let you stay free, right?
So we're still going to continue to investigate this case without your help.
We're still going to dig through.
Yeah.
But there's still some things that concern me, like, and I don't know if you were asking
about, like, who drove the truck up in the mountains?
Nobody drove it.
I told you that.
Oh, you told it up there?
with a big vehicle, my dog.
OK.
Just go by and throw it up there.
Oh, OK.
What'd you do with the dog?
Left in the truck.
I wasn't distracted, but there's not just
a trucker, maybe a little bit more.
Yeah.
Measure pause.
Let me just chill this.
Thank you, sir.
I thought I didn't either want to kill it.
Yeah, I didn't do nothing.
Yeah, so I just, I mean, we're
in a rock and a hard place right before we've been all day. We're going to continue to be until
we can completely wrap this up to figure out what that will actually happen.
12 and 48 is the only way I can lock on myself.
Yeah we're not going to leave this on security. We'll lock it all up and bring it in.
Close the gate or whatever.
Yeah, but they call on the problem.
Well that's part of it. He also destroyed some evidence.
I don't know. I've never been in that situation.
Dude, come on. Did you burn a body?
Hell yeah, I did.
He confessed so quick.
From our point of view, you know, we've got to do the right thing for Patrick's family.
You know what I mean? We've got to try to find that body.
You know, we've got to do the right thing for his family.
There is no body. He has reduced down to nothing.
Nothing.
Did you chop them up?
No.
I came in and burned them.
There was a wood underneath them.
Yeah, I chopped them up.
I took the chainsaw, Joe.
Okay.
Where's the chainsaw?
It's gone.
It's gone.
Did you throw it in the river?
I got rid of it.
I burned it.
You burnt the chainsaw?
Yeah.
Is it in the barrel?
Okay.
And I never chainsawed a body, but I think I would be, like, glad and skin and gristle
and stuff, you know.
Yeah, I was ugly.
And so like where's that at? Where's like, how did you clean that up?
Like a shovel right Rick?
Everything I could watch the downs the whole before our son. She's yeah
And the change is that we should watch it in the name of our brother last day
And
Shot Patrick
Dismembered him and
Chow trains also we had to play games. Yo, yo, yo
nearly double the speed limit
but I guess it was like a hundred fifty a hundred and ten like
and have we made it any am
as a patient is that just a good car
he's right here dynamically well not a good car but
we have not heard a zooming it info on that
whoa really between those cars I mean you know
when my wife when I asked Mike when I heard I would it was
You did it
He's on his car, trust me from the left lane to the right lane to the shoulder to the center divider
So you need delivery driver
You kind of start to wonder if CHP is going to keep with this because again, it was just speed
This is not you know, this is not an alleged violent felon or anything like that to our knowledge
That was one was pursued right now. I do you still hear them calling out the streets?
It may be just the helicopter overhead you might crash
It's got to be tough for them to catch up with hills
Yeah, this gets crazy like
Boah, you know, I'm a pH yet in this car is insane
There was someone else in the car that maybe just son said in this person to slow down or let them out
You know, which would have obviously stopped them for a while.
Yeah, I never did anything like that.
It's a fashion, but if there's a guy going against the grain and everything imaginable.
He's going to clip somebody or something and break the engine.
What is the why?
Yeah, exactly.
Behind the speed, right?
Exactly.
If it's just speed, pull over.
Again, speed ticket.
And that's what you'll get.
Not just that.
You know, it's evading, you know, CHP.
And here we are, you know, we have no idea what's going on inside the CHP either.
Like, you know as Desmond was talking about we got the tint on the windows and so yeah
Who knows maybe this if police enforce the tint laws in a wrong like
These would be a lot like less stressful like enforce the fucking tint laws man
And they were originally wanted for speed driving over radically now as you can see they have been for such a long
Tinted windows is bad person. I agree
So
collector land it might go through or is he's on no he's on yeah right by
Universal Studios that makes everything look like NPCs you will have the
option to get back on the freeway at some point but let's see what happens
here as we come up to our first you know red light or our first cross traffic
yeah how about that they seem to be driving the speed limit now yeah it's
I just check his phone to look at us communicating whatever
It's going Marty pick up
He's got to say so there's they're still behind right Mike. I mean
Actually
it's out right by the Hollywood Bowl if he stays here which he has to now there's
really unless he goes up into the hills but there's really not anywhere for him
to go what I was pointing out there really quickly and just want to say it
is the distance we've covered so we've got this we started hearing this chase
just before our 10 o'clock news started maybe 957 958 we were in Baldwin Park so
in 13 he has made it from Baldwin Park to the Hollywood Hills
she's which is an incredible amount of distance to cover in that amount of time
It's to the point he is going all the way here. We should be coming. I'll watch this to the Hollywood Bowl soon
There's some apartments there on the west
It's not heavy breathing it's Chris and the Mike you'll respect the King man
Yeah
a CH. Yeah how many times have I told them to get in your mic? How many times? How many?
Well I must have told you guys like 50 times. The cheese at goddamn microphone.
Behind these trees is he gonna get out? Frankly, it's almost looking like maybe he wants to
get out and run into that spider and be crazy. Kind of some, you know, surprisingly wild
areas, but definitely, you know, dark and watching areas all around the Hollywood Bowl
for a suspect to get out, but they're continuing now, so right by the Hollywood Bowl looks
like we do not have an event tonight but over the uh or uh it'll be the helicopter you can see
the night sun on him chp trying to catch up the one ear is speeding he's wanted for speeding
we do not know what other crimes may be associated with the suspect or how many people are inside
that ass but you can see it is a Chevy Tahoe turning off a pilot now at Franklin hold up trying to
Nice, he's talking to him in a falsely.
Oh!
this is way too late slowing down with traffic is it better POV though yeah look at this one is going awful
again this all started further east and east LA heading down the 10 freeways east LA holy holy classic
He's standing there.
He's standing there.
I'm not going to sit in the other lines.
Oh, that's close.
That's close.
He's going to be a god's parallel here.
Maybe not.
Right by the freeway.
And maybe attempting to get back on the freeway.
He's going to run into that CHP cruiser in just a moment.
CHP gonna turn around with them. No, whoa
Not a rare but more than anything else
Let's see there's there's less than a lot in the sky now because of the laws of the gorgeous
the 101 freeway yeah yeah they didn't paint those guys for sure how many stars do you think right now
three always three oh
four I think is whenever they start getting like like the bear cats out and shit you know I mean
80 miles per hour with a lot of his army yeah swattings coming up
he got off the freeway but as long as he's been on the freeways between the 10 freeway
Getting off at the four level onto the 101 freeway. That's why I said three times, Kelly.
In excess of 80 to 90 miles per hour and doing a lot of weaving around traffic
to get away from those initial pursuing officers, now he is hitting a little bit of a
jam up the ears of brake lights at Furnwood here, but he's heading southbound now on the 101
where there is a little bit of traffic as he gets a little further down it towards Echo Park
reports silver late down time so I'm pretty slow
they not remember anything
you didn't get caught you're trying to figure out what that destination may be
again they may have been chasing you
yeah because you can't know what the outcome is going to be
and
monitor his movements from the air
tracking the suspect southbound on the 101 freeway
uh...
no units getting involved on the ground, we're just listening to all the radio
there's nothing you can do, there's one there, there's one on the ground, they're going to wait
he's on the freeway and he'll be on the green
figure out their next move. But right now they're going to watch it.
It really depends if they have the driver as the car owner. That can be a factor where
they're going to call it off. We can just put a one on them.
Yeah, I have a stupid question.
Well, I know what you mean by this.
Okay, so these are obviously the news helicopters that are following.
Is there a PD helicopter flying in the air?
low way lower. Usually one PDA helicopter or two or sometimes one plane or one
heli more during the prime time and usually three helicopters of media.
Media is capped I think these days at three or four helis because of an accident
happened a few years ago where there's a mid-air double collision with two media
helicopters and now they have to fly with less and less.
Okay, so let's say the police are VCB but the news have it. Yeah, the news actively
Yeah, I'm right with the police. Yeah
It's not like a full collaboration, but they will use the broadcasts to kind of to kind of re-enter they do that
When they have to refuel and they lost the first thing
They just pulled the stream and they just look literally
that we are aware of, but we're speeding.
Try to pull over near the six and five.
Because the news about the content,
so don't chase, like, the news helis will chase regardless.
Like, if the cops go away, and the cops heli,
cops car go away, the fucking news heli will still chase,
they'll still, he's about the content.
That's great.
Who are you calling to get you out of the situation at GTA?
Um, uh, yo, yo, yo, it depends, Marty would have grapple shot or, uh, Ming would have
fucking bullshit ass, uh, sleeper car.
Yep.
And if you want content or you want to die, me told Rummy, we have to call it Rummy.
Was Ming also the guy that was really good at shooting?
Yeah, he was really good.
apparently discussing the possibility oh wow this guy is really moving oh to
one for you what do I want to pull a rocket I just want to just like stop
her in gang signs I got wind at least like okay well I don't want to do this
sniping yo buddy buddy turn down the window a little bit and give us get
it's a bit of a
like at least I'm like a newsy
yo yo
what
is he
like at least have an oozy if you're going to be filling the shit
and just start spraying
uh
whatever reason on the broadcast
I do not endorse or drill with it
it's just background noise on the on the sound board
oh my god I'm sorry
time. I just want to see some action man. Yo, you're some real people bro. Okay. I want
to see a peaceful resolution of this guy, a subcommittee crime and turn himself in reasonably.
Since the broadcast is ongoing, I'll watch whatever happens.
Copy that.
Copy that.
Okay, yeah.
Now, Webber has the on-star, just fucking break the engine.
Like, I know there's a fucking device in his car that's connected to, like, when he bought the car, it comes with, like, this system, whatever.
It's supposed to help you like navigates, but you can act as it from where and just fucking break it bang engine breaks
What did you mean by Marty was a grapple? What is the grapple?
Well back in days when people was better you could do
Not slash carry but f1 carry
F1 carry grapple shot and you could jump over the wall with somebody on your shoulders
and you could do whatever the fuck you want with that.
You could have achieved the game.
I was watching a clip the other day where it was actually just kind of fucked up.
Like you just fail our beat all the time.
I don't understand.
If I try to do any of that, I would instantly get banned by the way.
But you would run up to the back of a cop car, get in the trunk.
Yeah.
Get out, run to another trunk, get in the trunk.
Yeah, I mean.
Run to another car, get in the trunk.
That's just called mechanics, huh?
That's just called mechanics.
It's just part of the game.
They're all like, ah, here we go.
Here we go, we got you.
We got
Fucking busted though it breaks the character
the trunk for the double tasey you were shmulled so hard and it was his name was like officer
guard ca you had an argument with him for like an hour.
Okay, okay, right.
Well, that's like somebody playing like that you have like a rocket of one taps right
and you complain to the guy is like doing some slide hop glitch that's like making more
evasive like what they have is still OP like the trunk is another burger.
OOOOOOOH!
Are you really?
Dude, I'm telling you, if I did that, gone.
What power is that?
That's cool, you can tell.
It seems like a lot of chat, is that a C8?
Really?
That's nice.
Of course, not bad.
Oh, GTA looks fun, but like when you actually go and play it, you realize it's a full-time job.
You literally...
You have to play 12 hours a day or when you wake up you are so behind
Yeah, well, I think it's sort of never with it good with balance overall generally like there's a time when people were like
Abusing the game in everybody good for food because it only places to get food
They couldn't afford it like nobody would argue for food
Everybody was doing what I mean like the doughnuts like that like everybody was I like the last iteration though. It was fun
Yeah, it was more like stuff to do, but it seemed really hard in the beginning the beginning it was like such a
Yeah, economy was we cooked everybody was like spamming the glitched fucking jobs hoping that they bug it out before the fucking next patch
It is so bad
People were like glitzy into like the deliveries and shit
The thing is everyone was just an Amazon driver that was classic
and there is the switch
there is the switch
and a new primary unit taking over
and those central units now backing off
a new crew from CHB
picking up this pursuit
LA is actually kind of nice
it's just the people
that were originally involved here
at any event it does appear
I actually like LA a lot
it's just too many heads there mate
too many people
like pollution, some cars and all that shit.
It was just chilling on its own.
LA's beautiful.
It's such a beautiful place.
Also, the weather's really nice too.
Well, there's social pollution too, though.
Like people's, the way they act is polluting the air.
It makes anyone enjoyable.
I think that's the possibility of contacting
some of our clients.
I remember when I was at LA, it would be very interesting.
I was just on the line scooters and just like,
just going around the back streets in Hollywood.
It was so nice, man.
I think we might have seen it once.
It was just listening to tunes and just driving.
But these days, you get a line.
Like, you put your hands on it.
There's fucking dried-out, honey,
just sticky, sticky on your fingers.
There's fucking syringes on the ceiling.
Fuck that, man.
Yeah.
This is way back.
Back in the offline TV house back then.
Yeah.
It's around there.
Wait, they're doing the All Star?
Stand by going live?
Wait, they're doing the All Star?
Yo, I don't think we've ever seen that live on the radio.
On the radio.
You should get into GTA RP, but really take it seriously and not get banned, and become a cop, and then be the cop that takes down X every time.
X would be so fucking mauled if you were the cop, I'm just saying.
Oh, literally just be like, well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
You wouldn't catch me if I didn't have you.
You wouldn't catch me in that game, just me.
I'll just...
I would use the brave walk animation to run faster than you.
I would do jump strats, I would do tazer resets,
I would do animation resets, like you'd get fucked over.
Power in game map if the fact that you need the fact that you need to do all those things in like an RP
Like when it's not that serious just to get a W just shows that you're not ready for the server
If you know this you get fucked over by every common the most awful way like mother
Whenever use everything as your advantage as a criminal you're so I need you this advantage
Like there's a net cops have to nerve themselves on purpose
Well, the friend, what's up, I can get him back, you know what?
What? I mean, I haven't seen him for fucking years!
Yo, don't look out.
And you're...
It's to be unbanned, my guy!
You ain't to be unbanned!
It's fucking worth it, you know?
What the fuck is that?
The hell's going on here?
Stop sharing that.
What the fuck is that?
The friend's a good role-player, though. He was a farmer.
Oh, yeah, and I'm not a good role-player.
I'm just in the fucking school.
Yeah, Greg, you're a British.
The friend was okay, and you're fucking Quebec. Oh, no the fall ain't no higher. Yeah
Yes, it's a little it's a little crazy. It's a little crazy. It's a little wow though
See like see how Jesse can see it seems like he's like
No, was it exorcism? No, no, I like my only roleplay I saw is of him and see was a farmer
Russ and he really was a farmer
Oh, he was trying to use me. Yeah, when are you gonna get me on my now?
Get me on band and get me top part as well. That's a lot
I
Be honest ever since they kicked me from the server died. Yeah, I was anything keeping it
Ever since they kicked me the content go boring
Terrible
at least just
Bro, you hadn't even, bro, you should have had
you peek at the time
I'm not fixing the desk
The only reason they didn't ban you
was because they're stream snipers paying
premium money to try to get in the server
That's unbelievable
That's unbelievable
That's unbelievable
That's unbelievable
The best thing is, if a sniper
I was able to get through all of the like interview and stuff like honestly
I would leave some loops in a bush. It wouldn't even last an hour
Okay, what I'm trying to say is he bought them the server money
So they let him have way more lee room than anybody else which is just shows their integrity
That oh my god brother when we're playing a public the reason why I think public is to get back to make server right?
Yo, I was pretty much exemplary on public. Yeah, this is where a lot of I would know sucka one G
I think you being an asshole in doing what you did even you were for sure in the wrong
But I think it made the cops take their shit more seriously
Maybe maybe take that opportunity to make the server more serious
Okay, but what's the difference between me doing it and him doing it?
Because you harass women while doing it, that's the difference.
Yours was way different.
Okay, and you're chocked up.
Hey, and you're chocked up.
You're chocked up.
Come on, bro.
I never said that.
I never said that.
It's not true.
I never said that.
I've never said anything about pussy.
I was talking about her virtual category.
Man, you guys are just fucking great.
I see it.
What was it?
That's okay.
You guys are just great fucking great like I say it what was it close to a
Well shift 3pd these guys had no decorum they didn't give us a little shit about our beat or whatever
Well, they would be you may arrange you like that ass
Okay, okay, so you're saying I harass women
But, excuse me, his chat harass streamers every day, chat-hopping, as soon as he got
caught, they would cry in the other guy's channel and make him feel miserable for the
rest of their day.
So, was she different?
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
What was that?
There's a very big difference with that.
Oh, there's a big difference?
I'm ready.
I'm just actually literally saying, he goes to this person's chat and fucking bog on them.
Yeah, yeah, but you also just love the drama and they would send clips
We also didn't say it's so hot
I listen to the lava, I listen to the lava
We had walls and the cross band
You should see the amount of cross bands we have. I'm moderating the people
add mods in other people's chests
Yeah, but how do you put it on a virtual character thick?
As I'm moderating my own chest for them
How do you put it on a virtual character thick?
How's me calling a virtual character thick any sort of like you fucking brain dead
If you're ugly or you have no clouds you cannot say that a woman is this or that
Listen
similar but a little worse if he got banned in some Aiden Ross before the same day.
How many?
How many?
What do they do?
Aiden said, Aiden went up to a girl and said, help, help, someone help.
A girl came up to him and he said, my dick is dead, can I bury it in your ass from then?
Yeah, I mean.
That's just, that's massive on the back.
That's a Greek style, that's a Greek style.
Okay, okay, oh no, boo-hoo.
Like, oh no.
What is this? I'm supposed to say something like
Not everybody was a part of all the negative side effects of society. It's what our P is
People do worse in the robot
And it's interesting to think about in the real world people gonna say dumps you know that all the time
Yes, in the real world, they would be spy on your law and they would just swing snipe because they would be allowed
Because they can use a higher power to check on your shit and you get a resident for nothing
Like we see looks like what some things of your life are negated it. What about it?
Oh my god
I haven't you flip so well this we let these go slow out of your lips
About me, I didn't give you
I don't care if you appreciate it. I'm in here. You don't think you I don't appreciate being the caged up
No, no, okay, please. I don't appreciate being locked up when I haven't committed a crime thickness
Well, I'm asking you to get me out. I'll get I'll stop if you get me out thickness. Oh
No, I caught a thick
I'm pointing it putting a cake make me hungry
okay okay great the person the person rp check to twice they really really gave
you a discomfort sign and you didn't listen I should have a room fucker I'm
gonna make this really easy for you when I get called the fuck over here what
Oh, yeah, he said it. Yeah, I want to hear what he said. It's a gorgeous
Oh
Now you're in big fucking trouble. Oh, no, I did the me
I did like right click on somebody and I did something. Oh
One of you guys is gonna be
You got invited to a server. It's fine. It's fine. I just poison me
I'll stop if you get me out
I don't appreciate being the caged up no no no okay please stop I don't appreciate being
locked up when I haven't committed a crime thickness okay well I'll ask you to stop please
stop now well I'm asking you to get me out I'll get I'll stop if you get me out thickness
I
Poisoned it put in a cake
Oh my god, it just gets worse. Well, I mean it's not great. Oh
Hey, no, I
Well, I could read so
Okay, boy, she'd be
Well, I mean
It's not like the behavior. You know, I mean like we know for a fact. It's a server break. It's a server real
She's green with that bro. It's a server rule break. Look, it's not bad
Standards the service
Bro the server has rules it's
Yeah, I listen here's my not that anyone asked okay
If Greek if Greek was in his peak
Okay, they would have ever been laughing
they would have been laughing the other or pure would have been laughing they
wouldn't have given a fuck
you understand like that that's crazy okay try to try to be with you if she
didn't give pushback twice though like if it is it and it is as oh yo i'm gonna
bury my dick into your mouth hey and they go wait
i said she had to take brother the person gave you two pushbacks like to
stop but i can't but we'll give some the fucking
we'll give some the authority to give them pushbacks like why do they get to
break our feet but isn't he a criminal he's a criminal no bro it's an
RP check yeah I'm not real check it he's our peanut terminal yeah I'm not
on drugs oh my god brah okay okay that means that the life is in prison in
in the game if somebody does some weird RP like our word fetish bullshit or it's
a death they have to put up with it all the time because oh it happens in real
life you want to do it like bro this is a one I think I feel like you're pulling
one of those like destiny things where you're comparing cake with our word
fetish well the person giving pushback no training like this is it look at it
could be about it could be oh yeah nice hair like I like to touch it like no like
it could be in the prison RP check them like yo
those are people are p on the server get cuddled by the ad people get banned all
time it for uncomfortable shit like it's okay I agree I agree if listen I can
agree if we can't I guess okay so Greek you are being high-roaded however what
how's that I don't know not not not by UX not by UX okay so we can't gas like
individuals the individuals truly uncomfortable then yes Greek should stop
up and not do it and he's in the wrong.
However, when I view this,
it seems like one of those things where it's gonna sound
like an incel take, but it sounds like one of those like,
if you're the loser, ugly guy, it's harassment.
But if you're the good looking guy, it's completely fine.
Like he said she has cake.
Like she doesn't like, it just, to me,
like Twitch would abandon it if this was,
you know, Twitch would abandon it if it was crazy.
It's just harassing her.
Twitch would abandon.
Oh yeah, yeah, you know, I absolutely agree, right?
But I guess the thing, even if me, even my PNRP, right?
I'm like, oh my God, oh, what are these two big mountains?
I'd like to fucking, I'd like to jump on that.
And somebody said, whoa, that's kind of a weirder
than I would just stop him, right?
And I wouldn't get banned, the thing is on a big server
because whenever there was an angel at a roadblock,
I was like, okay, I got checked, I'm chilling.
But if I continue, then it doesn't matter what the scenario is.
I'm wrong.
Like, let's say, if I do something, right?
The thing is, it's sexual.
It's just some weird shit, right?
And then somebody says, yo, no, let's not do that.
And I can feel that they are comfortable.
Like, I will continue.
I feel like, okay, wait, hear me out, hear me out.
Okay.
If, so if, if, if there was a picture or a live video
of the streamer in front of the character
and he was like, damn, you got K, you're thick as hell, right?
then I would say it's absolutely wrong.
But it's like he's talking about this police character
in GTA saying damn, fake.
Like, I don't, I just, to me,
this is like some hyper liberal bullshit.
Like, brother, he's saying thickness
to a fake GTA character.
But for all we know, this could be a guy
with a voice changer.
Like why are we acting as if it's going through the screen
to the individual?
Thank you.
That's exactly what we're doing.
Thank you, sir.
Let me discuss this at the same pleasure because.
You're muted. All right. It's a simple concept. It's such a simple concept. Yeah, she meet me. There's only a few
Bochette forgot. No, there's only a few things. Okay. Yeah. Yeah a few things better touchy, right?
It's not it's not as oh my god the labels or whatever, right?
Is that the server on a few topics like suicide, right?
Like our word, right? Like there are a few things that is either a full-on
on no, right?
Or a pretty no on this very consensual type of shift,
right, on some topics.
Yeah.
The topic of sexuality on this server
is absolutely been enforced as,
okay, if there's some pushback, it's no.
Like the discussion of it is just,
if somebody's uncomfortable,
you have to read the rumor,
otherwise you get banned.
Yeah, agreed, agreed.
I agree.
We can't, listen, here's why I believe
it's one of those like high road takes, okay?
If the individual, not your take, not your take,
I'm saying the individual that's, I just listen.
So I agree, everything you said,
it can't be argued against.
You're completely correct, you're correct, okay?
However, if what I heard is it,
if you're just saying thickness, right?
You got, that's cake, like it's just like, yes,
you're right, you're right, like,
but I just, I can't look at, to me, that's just like,
like I said, it's not about me, it's about the individual,
But man, it's just, like, listen,
it's one of those things where we can't argue against it.
If the individual feels uncomfortable,
they feel uncomfortable, we can't gaslight them.
That's how they feel.
But I just think being,
I can't say what I want to say
because like I said, it'd be gaslighting,
but that's just bullshit.
I'm not gonna say that.
I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna say it.
I disagree because it's not.
Did you do it before?
Or was it the only time?
Is that all he said though?
I always said like.
Again, here, this is the fact that
It's not about what he said it's about being given pushback twice
We have instances before where somebody it was not even about a topic like this
And it was given pushback and then stop it and the right and because you're gonna try
You're gonna check somebody but if I check somebody and I feel uncomfortable
Do you think they're gonna get banned and they're gonna give me the same right?
Really?
I
Okay
Absolutely
That's that's such a hiro grants. I don't care. These are your friends. They're my friends too. They would if Greek when it said he felt uncomfortable
comfortable that they would there's no fucking shot the individual get banned
there's zero shot there's zero out of one million simulation shots that Greek
gets that the other individual gets banned zero shots I am a professional
for your mental health so talk to me let's go okay I'm sexually frustrated
you're gonna help me with this well you know how you fix that is you get out of
this state and city because there's no satisfaction here for that kind of
Yes, there is there's a strip club. They're going to the strip club. Oh, well, you're right. He kind of got you there
Yeah, I got you. Well, then why are you there?
Because why do I need to be here when I got one around in front of me?
So that's like
You gotta go
Okay, let's go. Sorry. He's a fuck out of here, man. Sorry about him
Listen listen listen. Yes, you shouldn't you shouldn't have done that you shouldn't have done that
You should have read the room and understood that this is a more
Yeah, you have to be able to tell which individuals can like you know, you know, which individuals have what humor
You have to do a tell that you can instantly tell you can instantly tell that situation. You're gonna get twit longer
I'd rather see Pink Coco do it.
Oh my god, Karen.
Let's pick up Sokka room.
Oh, excuse me.
Pink Coco with the fat ass.
Can you go strip for us?
No.
Then you are useless then.
Yes, you said that twice.
I don't want to be a stripper.
I want to watch Sokko strip and give him cash.
Woo, Sokko!
I am sick of seeing this class.
No, Karen, this is your fucking...
That was not a bad butt, yeah.
See, that is not that bad.
Because she's in a strip club herself.
Oh, God.
How's that bad, though?
Again, for the tenth time, it's the fact
that you're getting checked two or three times per clip.
Why does it all have to read the room, you're like, oh,
this one clearly isn't a bad thing.
This is not a big time.
I'm going to stop doing it.
And it wasn't that hard, I don't understand.
OK, she's in a strip club, chucking money at a man.
Oh, my fucking God, man.
If I tell her to do it, then suddenly it's bad.
Like like how does that even make sense? It's the way it's fine if you did it once and nobody cares. You keep pushing all the bills
She's in a situation where she's put us up in order to be put for that to be said
Yeah, I can see you I can see every inch of you
Yeah, where you going man
You just dropped me out here in the middle of fucking nowhere. I don't know where the fuck I is mad
I want to go home
You have to take him wait wait wait wait wait listen, I want to know are you single my my fucking god
This isn't the archer. Hey, don't leave me. You can see right? I'm right in front of you. I
Mean that that one doesn't really fit the narrative. Listen. Listen. Listen
She was in a strip club dressed in stripper clothing chucking dollar bills at a guy dancing and I asked her to get up
She was wearing shorts
Great, let me play this. Okay, great. Let me play this. Okay. Yeah, listen, brother. Okay. Listen the cop one I
Can defend you on these other ones listen, I'm not gonna be roast you cuz I don't think it's like roast worthy
It's just bro. You gotta you gotta read the room. You're on twitch
You're on a no pixel twitch server. Okay, like brother like you have to understand these
like
Fuck the rp characters brother people behind the characters like they're going to twit longer. You they're soy and they are soy
Everybody is soy let this sort of do not so you can not interact with people who are if I have friendly
If I have 50,000 views views and I look like justin beaver
They're gonna be flattered and be so happy then that's fine. Then so be it
But bro, even if somebody even if I
Okay, at the time I like what I thought I'd have a hundred thousand euros and I said some shit
I was weird and if somebody give me some pushback I stop what about it then anybody moves on it's not a heart
You think like if it is kept pushing so it's right like X is right as soon as you get pushed back
You should just disengage and stop and if you don't
Okay, but okay, but like back to this if I was to give people pushback what they give me the same treatment
Oh, it's like sexual. Yeah. Yes. I think the other streamers would stop. Yes. I think as soon as you get pushed back
They would stop disengaging stop the behavior. Would they get banned?
Absolutely fucking not. I don't you would have to make a formal complaint. These are not these people. I'm not dumb. Yo, okay
Okay, I'm gonna let it snap it these people will actually file formal complaints on the forum
And I bet that they actually had and they just enforced like it's that if you don't report anybody
They don't get banned and if that sounds good up backwards. It's annoying. I don't have a problem
And I thought the format and I reported people I report about the time
All right, so next time Greek was next time you're a GTA server, okay, and someone makes fun of weight or anything
I want you to make it formal complaint. I will fucking I'll attach a giveaway to it
I'll get that shit juice to the top. Okay, and then we'll see if they get banned
I promise you if anything your post gets banned you just watch
Okay, deal. I just I'm listen even though I did say some things out of pocket. I'm a man of balance
I want you to be true
I want people to treat me the way they would get treated themselves if it happened if it was reflected back onto them
That's cool. That's not much
Who and who would say sexual shit to you over and over again when you can push back
That's never to be to be fair. You're not yeah to be fair
If you want to be treated the same as others then right then you have to treat them that way too. Yeah, okay
That's fair enough, right? Because here's the thing, the content on there, right, like I'll defend you on certain points, but the content on there, that is what I call like, that's selfish content.
That's content for you and your people at the cost of everyone else.
Yeah.
Why does it feel, okay, but why does it feel like they get some sort of privilege of everybody else?
Who is there? Who is there?
Like, the cops.
What? Yeah, who's the different cops?
Cops are half admins.
Yo, the cops are half admins, always will be.
And the people who don't want to tell us,
the cops basically moderate the gameplay on the server.
Like, even though you don't want to agree with this.
And a lot of times they push it,
and things go in the way that, yeah,
they have higher lines, but they give people bad.
Absolutely they do, because they steal a lot of bullshit.
What about it?
Listen, Greek, if you can't keep the cops happy and no pixel faces a long time ago before
I ever played, if you can't keep the cops happy and you can't have an active cop base and
you can't have a server, because if there's no cops on a server, there's nothing that's
fun that's going to happen.
So yes, I agree with you and I wish there was a better solution that cops are favorited,
100%.
I feel like I think owners even admit to it.
Hold on, hold on.
They're favorited.
But you know what you just
You know what you just
You just admitted you like proved Greeks point true everything just
The woman
No, no, no
You should have said that
Bro, bro, bro, this is a different situation
This thing that you're running was like some
Oh, I got you on a logical fantasy
No, I don't know how long you are before
But nothing that we said was like inconsistent
Like, brother, the server is unplayable
If the cops don't want to log in it and if the cops log in too much and they have too much power
It's unplayable for the people that play on the other side
It is a bound to be sugar in between. We're like, oh, dude
If you don't think you have you have to rip to to to stop doing it like oh, oh
All I have to do is stop harassing somebody for them to that I can't do this
Then you're the problem then you will a problem. It's such a small thing to not do like there's your
I agree. I agree. I agree with you. Like after seeing like five clips of his entire character being like the RP of like harassing, then yeah, like in that situation, there isn't much to defend, right?
The entire persona is going character to character interacting and harassing. In that situation, there's nothing to defend. He's just a moron, right?
However, if it was just as one, if it was just a standalone cop clip in the jail cell, I think, like I said, I don't want to gaslight the individual.
They feel uncomfortable. They feel uncomfortable.
That's it. You know, we can't tell them they feel different.
That's how they feel.
However, brother, thickness and cake, like in an RP game,
that's crazy to get fucking, you know, ball busted over.
But yeah, every other clip and compound with that.
Yeah, I agree.
I think it is fine.
Cake is fine.
Cake is fine.
But saying that you're hungry for that cake at the same time
after getting produced and pushed back.
I mean, dude, come on, bro.
Like, you're not, you're not fine.
It's the push.
I'm gonna devour that nothing yummy
I agree with you if there was a clear push if there was a clear pushback from her and he continued to make the comments
Then he's retarded. He's retarded. I wouldn't go farther than saying that like he's just retarded and
He just needs a friend to tell him yo
He's you're playing on a server where it's like hyper soy these people don't show the same humor as you they don't see it
That way they're taking it very literally and they feel uncomfortable.
You need to stop.
That's the conversation that needs to be had.
And if he doesn't listen, then yeah, he gets banned.
You know, I think in a perfect world, though, like if that topic, if that
wasn't that, that, uh, uh, uh, touchy and it wasn't, it wasn't as soy, I'm sure
people would have like a bunch of responses and a bunch of like easy
things to do or say, whatever that they could do, like, like, like get out of
situations, but sometimes in a situation, like they have to deal with you, like
this cop has to deal with you.
Right.
there was one at the hospital. Yeah, but I didn't know if that's after or is this like his first ban?
I don't know. Yeah, but I said it to the guys as well, to be fair. Like when I was getting,
but they don't get clipped, remember? Like if there's a guy... Yeah, but the guys aren't sitting
there giving you pushback and then you can get on even further. There's a big difference with that.
And it's obviously, there's obviously a big fucking difference of cat calling a man and cat calling a
a woman and listen yeah call me a dick writer call me a liberal I don't fucking
care what you guys say listen there's obviously difference because women in
real life are constantly harassed and constantly can't call them they don't
want to go onto a server and here's the same shit especially when they're
telling you to stop it's very simple bro have some fucking respect like be a
grown-up for like one fucking shit that's it that's all it takes bang like
come on it's why I said it got a few topics that are off limits that's such a
crazy argument wait no it's not no it's not no dude it's a call like yeah it's
decent respect cuz it's it's an uncomfortable argument like what you
just did there it's incompatible because brother he said he said hey
thickness to the fucking cock I don't want to hear that and then he says
he says it again and then again and he's like yo I'm hungry for that cake it's
like bro at this point you're just being a pervert like what are you doing okay
Okay, okay, yo, it's not, it's a try and do.
Try and do, if you did it in real life, right?
Where you're sending something that they're flattering it.
And so you said it, ew, don't do that please.
And you went to, oh, you're my bad,
then I'm gonna try to eat the cake.
Yeah, and you just keep pushing the envelope.
Yeah, you're, that's a problem that's fucking annoying.
Like, if you did anything like this in real life,
it's wrong.
If you did anything in the game of GTA in real life,
it's wrong.
Anything in the game of GTA.
It's why we choose topics that are a little bit off limits
It's given pushback such as the topics that are a little bit dark like suicide my character fucking jump over the building
I got permaband it was over. I had a play 2.0 that jump off of a building. It's that simple
You don't want to deal with that shit
Yeah, I agree. I agree. I mean listen, I'm not defending his other clips other clips are a little retarded
He has to read the room, but I
Mean like like I said, I don't want to gas like the individual if she pushed back and he didn't stop
and yeah, there's really nothing to say.
The moment she pushes back, you need to stop, right?
If your argument wants to be, she's a little too soft,
that could be your argument.
But if she pushes back, that's her right to push back.
You need to stop at that point, right?
That's just common sense.
However, these other arguments, they're so crazy to bring up.
They're incompatible, like, just, oh man, it's so extreme.
That's not what's going on here.
It's not, I mean, you can warp it to that shore,
but that's not what's going on here.
But like I said, it's not for me to say, it's for each of the individuals that he runs into, if that's the way they feel, then that's the way they feel.
And if Greek, if you just have to remove yourself from the server, if you think you're being misunderstood or you're not understanding why you're being taken that way.
Well, I'm not the same anymore.
So that's a long time.
That's just how they feel.
You know, like that's, you can't like, I've changed a lot in my seven years.
Okay.
So I still, but I still do think that if the roles are reversed, you're ass wouldn't see any.
I watched this but I didn't get it he's on my recommend. I hate this like it sounds cringy, but
There's a difference between
This is reality
That you understand
Well, the problem is now you're like
Now it's now it's gone
It's a problem with army and exes talking points are now if you try to like explain anything from Greek side
You sound like a fucking like sexual abuser harasser and fucking a sultry right here. You sound like you're some criminal piece of shit
That's why I think it's an unfair like argument
Like he used to roleplay on servers where you could do shit like that and you wouldn't get banned
and he just, I feel like you just didn't even know the rules going into that server though.
Well, you should have read the room.
Like that's the Oregon idea.
Like I would say read the, like I said, it was a long time ago.
Most humans don't need to read the rules to read the room.
Like most humans that I'm going to be on with you, they would have stopped it.
That's just my, that's just my guess though.
Like I like, yeah, no, I agree.
I would never even do that role.
Like, like, and on a Twitch server, like, I would, I would, I would.
Like that's those are jokes you make to like people in your friend group like like if you have like, you know, like
I fucking love the friend he's a buddy
And he's so good. He's so good at overwatch. Yeah, he's pretty dank
But you just see them when he was playing a
Runway out like he could have been like rank one ever
He's probably like one of the best amers ever. No shit
Like top five of all time. Oh, man. All right
Well, I guess you're at ear. Thanks, trade Greeks on the list. Yeah, he's almost there
You know, I put some games on it, it's a new client.
It's annoying because like, you bring up this stuff from so long ago, and then it just
ignites it like it's relevant to this current day and age of Greek comics.
Yo, nobody said you're guilty of being a creep and a creep forever.
Everybody said you said some dumb shit, right?
And you're at least someone of a new person.
And hopefully, nobody wants you to be bad forever and say you're a creep.
Let me say that.
Yeah, I mean, when I was saying in that clip you were being perverted, I didn't actually mean that you're perverted actively and stuff like that, so I'm sorry if you saw it that way.
But, but I will say though, that it's going to crazy that even after like five years of that, you went back under the brush server and you're a rascal again.
I mean, I think it's, I mean, come on, rubberly.
I mean, that's what I do sometimes. Here's what it is. Just how it is sometimes.
Ah
Is this the same chase no anyone by Ramazan gives away yeah, not with you guys not now
Why just kidding
If I feel tight to I'd be on I'd be sure about it sure about what I
I feel tight if I was a Greek
to seven years ago. Yeah, but it's
just like yeah, but y'all, y'all
program. Yeah. Yeah. On destiny.
Super saying. Yeah, I said I
believe what I said. It's not
at some more high. I don't want
to say what when you do when you
do something wrong. I'm going to
the highest of all high and
everything you believe in.
No, it's not even that, bro.
It's just like, like, bring it up.
Oh, I am the most, listen, this is what you did wrong.
You've never done nothing.
Bring in brother, like, like, he's, he's in an RP.
He's playing a character.
Yeah, it's a shit character.
It's a shit character and it's at the cost of others.
Yes, he should have read the room better,
but comparing it to like sexual harassment statistics
in the real world is such a bullshit high road argument
that makes them look so fucking bad.
It's so terrible to do.
I think it's so disingenuous.
I think it's bad faith.
That's what I think.
You but the base of the rule was made for a reason I don't care about the rule GT
ARP doesn't deserve a full character
They don't complain about
No, it's all rules then go on your server that yes, yes, they're high rotors. They're high rotors and pandas. That's fine
You cannot use the high road when you pave the road
They make the road
There's no I wrote it. They make it. They make the road in a virtual video game. I could buy that I could buy the fucking
So fuck them
Robles proceeds well, well if I go to your house never shoot if I wear dirty shoes on your fun carpet, right?
And you go and you go don't do that please
Okay, so second the next level do you support ice do you support ice? Yes
I support it too. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's not a gotcha. It's not a gotcha. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. If we go to your, you know, actually, that's the best argument. I agree. If Greek goes to their fucking house and they have rules, and he doesn't like them, he should leave the fucking server. You're complete. You know what, in that argument, I'm with you. I'm with you. If you come to this country is similar to the country. If I come to your country, I'll assimilate to your country. It's fucking beautiful. You're right.
like so we're really we agree
we don't ever go to the server again
don't ever go to the server again
the thing is everybody plays that server for some
weird reason I don't understand yeah but you can't bake the cake and eat the cake
you can't bake the cake and eat the cake if you want to play the server because
everyone's playing the server
then you gotta adapt to their fucking rules adapt to the top's fucking rules
I agree.
Not to the fucking...
I agree.
Let me tone it down.
Let me tone it down.
Hold on.
I can completely revert this topic by coming up with another...
Here's a rule that is the exact same for the same reasons that you can understand better.
The topic of suicide, not everyone wants to go around and deal with that on a sort of...
So there's a rule where you don't fucking kill yourself.
It's just kind of that simple, right?
And if you do it, you get better.
That's, that's, I think that's perfectly okay.
I don't think that's out of the end,
if you wanna do that.
Okay, so we're not arguing,
we're not arguing the rules, okay?
We're arguing, so what we're arguing is like way different.
Okay?
I wish I understood the words, you know,
if I'd read a little bit more,
I'd have words that can sound a lot more digestible,
but what we're arguing is this, okay?
All the other clips that I saw, yes,
Greek was a fucking retard. He went too far and didn't read the
room. The cop clip. That is a classic situation of ugly,
unpopular, it's harassment. I was looking popular. It's, it's
not harassment. Okay, that is a perfect example of that. Now we
can't prove it. The individual has the plausible deniability,
right? Where we can't prove it. But it was so light and so tame.
But I can't even say that that's the problem with the
plausible deniability do you understand we can't ever argue it i just don't think
if the roles reversed anything would be done
for greek if greek compared if the roles were reversed i don't think i don't
think i think i agree i think i think you think you think
i think we need to go back let me see the clip let me see the clip let me see the clip
pull the clip back oh can we not do this all night
mute up greek mute up let me pull the clip back let's see this thing
uh i just want to play golf like literally no mute greek mute greek let me see this
clip I'm gonna be pissed if there's some fucked up shit in here I just defended
you for an hour maybe pissed it's not it's just called a thick with cake
Where's the fucking letter?
It's typing P-T-R-P, Greek or X-Van.
Greek, let me ask you this.
Have you, no no, pause it.
Greek, Greek, Greek.
You can, listen, I'm going to tell you this one thing, I think you'll understand what I'm saying.
You can tell from an individual's voice how uptight they are.
You can tell.
Why should I bend?
Because you're on their server.
You're on their server! You have to bend the knee to it if you want to be on their server!
Why should I buy their rules? I'm gonna tell them!
Fair enough. So we can agree that you have to completely...
Yes! If you want to be on their server, yes!
Fair enough, fair enough.
Yes, you must bow down and kiss the fucking dude if you want to be on their server.
Yes!
Yeah, okay, I get it.
You must be. That's just how it is.
Go and look actual good roleplayers!
Yo, hey, shut the fuck up for one second!
Okay, these guys like they will adapt to any situation and be exactly what they have to be in that spot
And yeah, you can say oh dude. Oh, yeah, nobody cares if you're just skilled role player. It's that simple
Yeah, also also Greek. I'll give you another example of kissing the bowing the knee or bending the knee. Okay. Yeah, this is fun
I own
Right. I own my own platform where I can do whatever and say whatever
However, I wait and I made $11 last month deal. So you hear me out here, okay?
However, on Twitch, on Twitch, you know how I joke off-stream.
I rip it all, f-word, soft day, all of it, right?
However, on Twitch, that's banable.
I want to remain on Twitch, so I have to respect the rules of Twitch.
It doesn't matter how rich I am or successful I am.
It doesn't matter that I own a competitive platform.
It doesn't matter.
If I want to be on Twitch and remain on Twitch
and have the privilege to stream on Twitch,
I have to bow down to their rules.
I have to, I have to.
That's how it is I agree. Is that a good enough example? Yeah, that's good enough. Yeah, I agree. Okay, so play this club
No, no key though
Copy honest, you're kind of sick though. No key though. The black kind of
I don't care if you appreciate it. I'm in here. You don't get you. I don't appreciate being the cage though
No, okay, please stop. I don't appreciate being locked up when I haven't committed a crime thickness
Okay, well, I'll ask you to stop. Please stop now. Well, I'm asking you to get me out. I'll get I'll stop if you get me out
thickness
I'm pointing it putting a cake make it be hungry
Okay, yeah, I can defend that I can defend it. Okay. I revert all I'm sorry Greek
I love you bro. You know defend you on the crazy shit. She did push back twice
I thought she was pushing back at the character, but I realized she's pushing back actually IRL in that situation
I I take everything back
Brother them brother you knew what you're doing. You knew what you were doing
You're pushing the line because you were annoyed and irritated you pushed the line. It's not you anymore. You've changed
That's fine. I think you recognize what you did. You're not gonna ever do it again, but yes. Yes that
She did push back twice. I see what Omi and X were saying
There's more buzzer cake
cake more
Okay, she got all right motherfucker. I'm gonna make this real easy for you. Huh when I get called the fuck over
Here's my because you can't stop fucking harassing two of the females that are part of my community
You done pissed me off. Oh, I'm on drugs, sir. Oh, yeah. Well, I only goddamn you thick
Oh, no, no, no, I was I was I was I was singing to everybody I was singing to everybody by the way, not just those
Yeah, well, I thought yep, I
If you if you honestly want to live in a world like that, then that's fine
Also, but he's like Ben here. I think he's just kicked back in Q, right?
You know, Ben. Yeah, dude. No
Damn, yeah, fuck I feel like a piece of shit. No
Yeah, I mean you can thank a physics and shaggers. He's the one who said I don't really gets it even
I didn't heard the word
Rolls his name physics. Yeah, it's the oh, it's it's it's fella. It's
It's, uh, I, I see it, I see it, I see it, good stuff, bro.
Thank you.
I got you.
Bro, because I'm on, I think I was on inside the whole time as well.
Like I, I agree what you're saying, right?
But it's just like the human component of it.
It's like, yeah, you're right.
She did put, no, she did push back and, and, and, and I think there was a
moment there where you, where you did know it, Greek.
I think you didn't know it.
And I think maybe you got irritated and then you wanted to push the line,
which if you're like, like I said, if it was your, I don't know.
know, yeah, like, listen, I'm still with you, I do think there's double standards.
But yeah, that's, that doesn't help your case, I guess.
But now it feels you're ganging up on it.
I've reverted, like you're good.
I mean, listen, who you are now is, listen, I don't think it goes deeper than the
server.
I will, I will stay firm on that.
I don't think it goes deeper than the server.
I don't think your intention was as evil as people are making out to be.
I don't think you're that kind of person.
I think you're a very soft, loving, good person, internal, and you have just a
very, you know, a hard exterior, right?
But I think interior soft.
So I know your intention wasn't that.
But yeah, the clip doesn't do you any favors.
However, like I said, I stand by who I think you are
deep down.
Thank you.
I remember this.
You guys wanna play some games?
Yeah.
Cool.
So you've ever seen this before?
Or not?
Bro, I built, I spent,
because I was getting sniped all the time, right?
Like cops would cover some of my plans on stream
and they would clip it and they would study
like what I would do, right?
Like I'm not kidding.
So I spent like hours off stream building
this diabolical base, right?
So that they would not know what the fuck is happening, right?
Look at this shit there.
Oh, just you get into the building, yeah?
It's all dark.
That this is blocked.
You literally cannot go through this if you do it normally.
You have to go into first person, go sideways, and then walk through.
Watch this.
It's bugged out a little bit.
You have to bug it at the top.
And then, this is a one-way smoke upwards.
Watch this.
So they're okay with bug abusing on that server?
No, I don't want to watch it.
Is this DJing?
Yeah.
I'm gonna be on the bottom floor
This is because it is an update bug it didn't save it into the my my actual big
Now look at this access the power game. Yo, shut up, bitch. Yes
Now look now then they get fucking like the whole thing gets mowed down here
But look at their Piong V
Check the clip check check you give you the the bass clip
Watch this, this is the POV.
Close the grenade.
Oh
Fuck fuck but also the way people
The way the people
Correlate to their chats, right and and say how mad they are and stuff it
It goes into their character, and they fail RP because they're using their emotions outside
of character in order to...
Every does that.
It's not a common...
But how's that RP?
Because you're using your real-life emotions to affect your character in games.
It's part of being skilled RP.
Everybody does it to some degree.
Like, whether it's a little or a lot, yeah, it happens.
It's just what it is.
That's not like a rule break unless it becomes a rule break.
I think if you're playing like a super hardcore or a PServer
and your character was acknowledged
as like a piece of shit criminal X,
then I think probably like, you know,
there would be some sort of option
where your character gets muted out.
Like, I don't know how it would play out,
but in this situation, you know,
you know where you are, bro.
You know, like, you're cooked.
It is.
I don't know.
I mean, like, you're cooked.
I mean, like, it's, you know, like, yeah, like, oh, man, oh, listen, it's, it's such
a tough kind of talk up because it's like,
Let's show clips like this is shame to see it itself.
Let's show clips of Greek getting banned.
Now let's show clips of XQC killing everybody and.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you know that getting bad clips are great. Like yeah, he's a piece of what is this fucking shit?
Yeah, I mean it's it's so
Yeah, all right. We're done with the shitting
Showing all the shit
Segments on Greek right now look at these segments these cool segments of XQC now
Why?
Moulding thing go to the right. Oh, no officer. I see a mall. No, no, no, we can't show that
It's not a topic at outside the scope man. It's not like he's right. No, he's right
But that's that's not example that he brought up is a good example
Right, there's a topic. No ex-gc's right, right? It's like a suicide topic, right?
There's certain topics that are just unacceptable
Well ex-gc's don't fall into those like out of scope like
edgy categories, they're just like normal bands
that's excuse his point I think right yeah like once I was having a really
bad time but it's it's also linked to a topic that's outside of the scope of
you have to stop that that's not fairness like but if a cop is having a bad
time and they're getting there a bad time I'll press him until they fucking
leave this around give a shit well if I like it if it's not a weird topic it's
like about like in-game promotion I don't give a fuck fuck I'm like I'll say
yeah fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you like I'll give a shit like
It's not my job that I didn't have a good time.
Like, it's a garbage shit.
By the way, they all- I was trying to talk to them.
They'll fool me.
They start playing balloons, TD.
OK, but if I'm dead, I'm dead.
Sometimes I'm dead, and I'm half alive.
And sometimes I'm full dead.
If I'm playing balloons, I'm dead.
There it is, but I'm not talking to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you're doing that.
And you know for a fact that is wrong to do,
but you're doing it anyways.
Yeah, for sure, yeah.
Sure.
That's just a massive fuck you.
No, with him, he had a hard time taking Ls.
Am I right?
Still to this day.
Oh, lame.
But the cops also had a hard time taking Ls.
They could not take Ls.
They could not take Ls.
Just one thing, it was fun, though.
That made it good.
Yeah, and also, I got to say this, too,
like, all these arguments actually wouldn't be a high road
argument anymore, because it applies.
The context applies in that situation.
Oh, I'm glad we're all on the 10 page.
You know, I thought there was a small distinction in our ideologies, right?
But after that, I thought we've resinked and it makes me actually happy. Thank you.
Oh, camera.
Yeah, no, correct, correct.
Like, it's, yeah, like, yeah.
If she played into it, it's like, oh, you like that thick piece of ass, right?
Then it's a different story, but like she didn't.
She pushed back, she said stop.
I see you give Greek one more chance.
Get this on camera.
I'll give you a fucking hit.
You can hit it, too.
I'll give you a hit.
Bring it to me. I have no power.
Take a shot.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit!
That's a psycho buster!
That was around the one-man-out cold man.
One more time, if you do some shit like that, I'm gonna do it.
Wait, you do know who I was?
Yeah, that's why I was filming it,
because it's funny, it's the fucking...
It's the schizophrenic guy, right?
Yeah.
I'm not a medication.
I was always there as a chance
to shake your hand.
Bang!
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, it's nice.
X give him a chance. No. Well, I'm not admin. I'm not I always said I've never had any admin powers
You have zero say it all literally zero
That's like asking some guy who doesn't like marketing at
Activision to like
Somebody who's like a like a cheater in the game
No, only reason I ask is I thought you like you helped with like developing and stuff
So I thought you were like, I don't know
No, I I just said it what as soon as it was announced that I was a part owner
I still said it that I would have no powers and I would never use my power to
Influence things in that way like like I don't have a hand on that I took away
I took away my power on purpose you use your stream
You use your stream of it a lot of viewers in order to get away of everything
And you use your words to corrupt my brain with dog shit thoughts because I was stupid this fucking shit
The bad thing about this is use your fucking thoughts to corrupt mine piece of shit
Okay for me
Congratulations, I just realized
Okay, you're gonna the tour here comes. Let's go. You're gonna store. Let's go walk walk forward. No, don't you dare let me lady
Don't you dare?
I look at the fucking retard not you
I mean, you're giving us a turn. Oh, I'm not so you're good
Turn around give us a tour. Let's go as soon as you get to these sides. I mean, I think that's allowed
Did you just pop him in the face?
walk forward you're giving us a tour
no i'm not
turn around
give us a tour
let's go
that's more of a lowkey
that's lowkey more of a yin give up
look
i took off the building and i jumped off the building
okay
he's not valuing his life
but also
you're just going around pointing the gun at people
not true
Bro okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We spent three hours building that scenario
Greek you can't now you can't navigate every clip he pulls up and then try to like I get back down. Yeah, I
apply it was
So heavy he's done like a one stick and then expect
We've spent 80 hours of building...
That was a meeting we planned out for a week, had multiple conversations with.
We built it up for three hours, planned out our outfits, planned out what we were going to talk about, planned out doing a tour, trying to put down cameras, doing this, doing that.
And then, yeah, he pulls out a gun, because what? He's a criminal, because we're trying to rob the place.
We're demanding the tour, because we want to see, we can scope out the place.
Brother it's called role play. What are you arguing about? It doesn't compare to your
If you wanted to so if you wanted to actually complain
You should have a harassment. I'm just putting out things but I think I'm not comparing it to anything
You should have valued his life played it out and then complained afterwards on a forum or back or an official way
That's what he should have done if you wanted to do it properly
And also that role play is probably like in the 1% of the good role play that we did it like that was so well done
Brother, brother, we didn't know how to break the casino.
So we want to have a full tour.
We were like investors when I forgot where it was.
And we're gonna have a tour to see the facility
and see the amenities that they have and all the services.
And we go to the rooftop where it's by itself.
And it was like, oh, we'd like a tour
just to see what we're gonna do.
And the guy says, no.
And then I'm like, yo, where do you give us a tour?
And he said, okay, man, pull out a gun.
He said, oh, then shoot me.
Okay, then, I mean, it's not the reason.
I mean he's not that he's not downing his life at all. He's going to space. It's classic. That's insane
Yo
Sanchez coming in with a
You're not gonna stop him
We did to him so I mean
I gotta tell you
Sounds like see you
Different guys
I'm ready for games. Oh
You need to do GTA though, what is that new GTA coming out?
soon I want to watch that bro oh god I really wasn't into it before I wasn't
watching it much but I caught up hella no it is good I kind of want to see what
happens I mean look you know there's a lot of bad RP like a lot of it was
bloat but by the good RP RP's was like we're work all the bad RP low key like
no no no don't sugarcoat it bro we were a cancer to the server XGC
No!
If you can't get it to happen again, you just need to be an asshole.
Yes.
But listen.
That's the thing.
There needs to be like, people need to take shit seriously because then if you're an asshole,
they're going to be an asshole and that makes the fucking content perfect.
Yeah.
You have to be an asshole.
This is a balance.
Like, I mean, you know, me, like low key though, like, I don't understand it.
Like we made everybody way better at games, like, or at that game.
They were bringing chase right and they were bad at the game mechanics, whatever
I mean they lost is over like brother. We were the most diabolical dog shit
It was just oh question mark. Oh question mark
Me you guys are fucking stupid like the shield we're doing was insane like no I
When I when it was ship three, I think it went on foot against against heli literally like just a bit
All right, you see
I haven't watched a lot of videos if you think I like to watch the
I like I'll look up mold GTA RP and I watch like summit gets mold a lot too. Yeah, yeah, look up look up mold
Hey, this is like what I'll do
All right, so there's yeah, there's only one. I know they want I this to me. What about it? I get this
So this is like a classic way. This is what I look at
Yeah, I mean there's a few I love the schmolding brother schmolding
Right there actually molding on cops scroll one more
Yo
Maybe not maybe not wait a minute. Wait a minute. Mr. Contradiction. You just and you're at the pool with this guy
Hey bungee this guy this guy says I'm gonna
Argue a stupid Gary. I've learned this very
As impossible he's discus we once together we were actually want though
That's trial that child and let's go
Let's get a bench child and
Hey, hey, you're trying to punch the gate. Nice. Is that your family?
Analyzing I didn't hear anything. Yeah, I was a good way to
Like waste their time get a chance to escape and I would unmold it by half the bench trial like it was good
It's government property. Yeah, I just want
Shut up.
There's just a clerk stepping in there.
Yeah, and the whole chaperon straight jang.
You being like, bro.
Just keep guilty, bro.
Right. Do you remember now?
Wait, wait, wait.
I mean, it's just modeling.
It's just modeling.
This is like a 250 months parole.
And a $29,625 fine.
How do you plead with these charges?
Oh, I'll bench trial,
because you're just taking it for no reason.
It's not stacking.
Shot down.
Like I said, I didn't.
Shot down one time.
I didn't.
You want a pencil or not?
This guy?
He should have come in eight.
Stop talking.
Stop talking.
Guys, you guys just claimed eight fucking E-claiming eight kills.
Yeah.
I claimed one.
We're both different.
Okay.
How does that make us together?
What do you mean?
You can't live together.
So do you want a pencil or not?
Well, I want you to be reasonable.
And I actually stopped thinking about taking Angra on me.
What is reasonable?
Well, stop taking Angra on you because you guys are upset.
No, he's taking eight.
I made a small burpee, I made a small burpee, a small burpee, hold on, hold on, alright?
This guy, this was the guy that was driving on the road going 32 miles an hour, like it was insane.
Oh, man.
That was fucked up.
That was insane.
Alright, we're wrapping up the time, literally.
Hold on, what is that?
Ah, look at this!
Why are you shooting me? You shot me, why? What the fuck? I'm bleeding, give me, yo, give me-
Oh, that's what this felt like.
Give me, give me, give me, give me armor, no, give me armor and fucking bend his butt out, I'm-
No, no, no.
No, turn around, turn around.
I AM BELIEVING! I AM BELIEVING!
I AM BELIEVING!
What are you doing? What the fuck is this?
That's a little powerful. What the fuck is that?
What is that? What is that? What are you doing?
Keep fucking punching up here. You're gonna get a fucking shot.
Wait, I'm already shot. I'm already shot.
What are you guys doing?
I'm already shot. I'm already shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should be a statement.
You fucking should, pal. You should. Thank fucking God.
Oh my God. What the fuck?
But this guy teleported me and cut me midair like a mom, right?
Wow, I just came down here
What is wrong with it? Yo guys if you're that mad fucking 42 your ass man. Jesus Christ
You can thought tell me what my age is. We're fucking chillin. I'm dog. They're so mad you guys are so
In the corner. I got shot three times
I'm bleeding you
And you you tell me you're gonna shoot me if I don't bleed out
It's so good, I mean that that guy did 42 though, and he did it lay off the rip
That guy that I'm pretty sure literally fucking got out the second signed off assigned off a PD and then actually turn up the stream
The cop viewers door feels weird man
Oh this one, yeah this is classic.
Like, like, come on bro, like come on bro.
I was looking everywhere for you.
Brother, how the fuck, you know what I'm asking?
This is the last place to check.
Alright bro, alright bro.
What?
Mean you lucky
Yeah, but they say roll with the punches
So if I'm at the bank and I get fucked over roll with the punches
Yeah, but if I go to the ground, it's not what the punches come on bro. I know that's a good. I that's about point
That is valid. Yeah, I kept in hunched captain hunch man
I mean, Roblo makes sense because I have motorcars in the car.
Bro, you tried telling this guy to pull the rifles out.
Yeah, go ahead, pull them out.
Go ahead and physically pull these rifles out with your hand.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about them.
I mean the AR racks should be racked.
I mean it is what it is.
I think it sucks balls, man.
When you, it's really SOPs.
When you start your day as a cop, you get into your car,
and you have your rifle racked, fucking racked.
It is what it is.
I mean, you need to have tire repair kits.
You need to have a certain amount of armor,
a certain amount of tasers.
I mean, if you don't do your shit right,
I mean, fucking go for it too then.
Now, but here's the thing.
He goes from 39 to 32 miles per hour,
because you asked him to.
Oh, not bad.
overported anyway I mean that's forced RP though like like that's also that's
also a real break it like this is no this is weird yeah cuz he took you to
Polito and then he brought you all the way back really yeah yeah you know in
like 30 miles an hour this game of two miles an hour from the main jail
Whatever to Polito and back at 35
Who was this? Oh, was that king?
Who's that?
Yeah
Oh, man, I just like oh god that's shit three ass motherfucker, man
What's shift three?
Late night late night shift of
Like they were like they're untrained they would like fucking quadruple taste like fucking air air double cuff like they didn't give a shit
Like is there because these is was untrained it like I wish this was as you will just took the shift
Like it's not a bad shift if you actually kind of try it, but nobody wanted to
You know research
What is that
Listen, come on, pause real quick, okay?
Let me give you, yeah, listen, let me give you what's really going on here, okay?
Just hear me out, okay?
This is what you call real RP, okay?
I am Doug Buck, C-I-A, okay?
If I'm truly RPing, I have wiretaps on multiple people, okay?
I deserve an award for this.
This is as real as it gets for CIA.
Now, let's be honest, the CIA is listening to us right now.
They have every single stream open, every phone activated.
That's just how it is.
I'm RPing.
I deserve an award for this.
I wonder what is this?
Hold on, I'll just look at that.
I like how you said you get that by the way Tony was talking.
You tell by the way Tony was talking that he had a methyl ab.
That was classic.
I can just tell by the way Tony was talking.
Here's the crazy part, Ranny.
Yeah?
The crazy part is, based on the research I did, the strain and the purity of the meth we had is dependent on the individual and the key.
What does that mean? What it means is, this key that I have that says Optimus Prime, it could be the best key, the best strain.
But we need to get a batch out and see if our shit is pure.
Ohhhhhhh
Do we have the best of one and everyone else is a shit?
Maybe, maybe the shit that, the reason why it was less pulpitated is because maybe they got a shit strand or some shit?
It's open.
Yeah, listen.
If...
We can only have four cooking and four guarding.
Who told you that, God?
Done.
That's done and done.
We can only have four guarding.
Yeah.
We can't have anymore food in here, which makes sense. I was wondering, it seems a little easy.
all right
well like I was telling Romney I think you know
you want to put him down here
okay okay okay Romney was this fucking weasel though
because he would know that you're cheating right
and then he would still go on it because he knows you're getting banned
so yeah I mean yeah okay then do it then
like so then just Romney though fucking weasel
trust me I'm gonna get this figured out
I'm gonna get these fucking rat clean boys to give me the fucking access
and then we're gonna fucking
and take their key and have two meth labs.
I'll say, let's go here, take the shit right away.
And they call Chucks right over there.
Music's in my ears, man.
Here.
Listen, bro, I know they have a key, but they literally.
What's that?
Dougbuck's CIA, brother.
CIA knows all.
That ain't true.
I know they're playing dumb or some shit.
I think we can kill them, get their meth lab,
and have two meth labs.
We can split up our crew, right?
How do you know they have a meth lab?
How do you know, though?
Because this morning when I called them,
Tony was acting real fucking weird
He was acting real weird and shocked, but I'm not gonna continue
But then he acted like he's never heard of it
But how would he have known what I was talking about if he's never heard of it? Think about it
So what?
Okay, listen, I know that clean boys have to have a key
Yo, E-Raz in the 22 with the 30 version of Metalapse
Tony is acting real weird, Mr. K, I have no information
The God told you part is the funniest part
He's an extensive researcher, I've learned something
the strain and the purity of the methamphetamines that we cook here is
entirely based off of the lab and the key and the classic yeah the problem they
don't like that is that like the dev spent like fucking like thousands of
hours cooking a shit for a slow burn that would last for like six months and
you burn through it in fucking three days that's like that that's like the main
issue with it. You know what I mean? Yeah, but they should clarify, you know, RP. I'm
RP in CIA. That's how it is. The argument would be that it's power gaming. It's too
strong. Yeah, it's a little too strong. Well, listen, in this new server, Blue already assured
me I'm CIA and he assured me a black building with black cars with multiple men. So you
You know what, I actually agree with that.
I think that'd be fun, right?
If you actually, if they implement some stuff in a game
that is tangible, that you can do,
I think you should be able to use it
as somebody's stream to your advantage.
If it makes sense in that role play, right?
If you're good enough with your role play,
that you can weed out all the shit.
If they do something, guys, you guys don't understand it.
You guys don't get it.
No, what about just like an in-game thing that you could-
Yes, there is in-game shit.
and just hear audio you know just stuff like that like record their audio
conversations and like listen back yes that'd be fun that'd be fun
uh the CIA role would be so fun in the game now you probably could I mean now
you you probably couldn't yeah it would have to be it would have to be Jesse's
way it would be in-game audio bugs it would have to be in-game it can't they
have those they have a mouthful to be able to look at their point of view they
They have them now as long as you put at least a service sticker on it.
So we're talking about a label, like even if it's just a dot, you can put cameras that
are invisible, right?
And as long as you put on the dot, you can monitor your own CCTVs and we use those all
the time.
You would put those outside of banks, outside of our capital spots, right?
And we would spy on people all the time.
We did this all the time.
I used to do that in Gary's mod.
That's classic.
I have a bunch of cool shit now.
I have a device where if you point it at someone's phone you can listen to their phone call.
Absolutely, but I actually like that a lot.
Is there actually a new server coming for GTA or no?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
What's the date though?
Wait, what the fuck is this?
I don't know.
Let's play some fucking house on shit.
What?
Wait.
Can I ask you a question?
Ask your question. What is he saying? Would you ever call like a girl like you're playing with online a bitch and a fat?
Well, would you ever do that? Yeah, I did all the time. I'm gonna be a little bit of a bitch of them
Okay, he did that in VR chat one time
Okay, just making sure there's no clip right now. What we three two one and
Fuck those I had her open the same ago. There's a girl. I think it's just a bitch. What about it? I'm gonna shit
It's really this simple. It's really this simple. Okay, because I didn't call that girl bitch or fat
Well, I mean really this people. No, no, let me say this one thing. I know it's your stream
I'm so overtaken over. I'm a retard. Okay. Hear me out. It's this simple. It's what only an accent in the beginning, okay?
She she said stop. I thought that she was arping with your character
I didn't think she was actually stopping something you I need to stop this like I thought it was like she was playing
the RP being the cop and you're the prisoner. I thought she was playing in RP when she was saying
I need you to stop this. But on the second clip or when I watched it back I realized she actually
went out of character and said stop. She was she was she was pushing back out of character.
That's the part where you're cooked. You understand like even if you think you're not in the wrong
you have to realize that person feels uncomfortable. Even if you believe what you're saying is not bad.
If she feels uncomfortable, you have to just say, listen, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to feel that way. I was just RP. I took it too far. And then you never interact with them again.
Like that's just the way it has to be.
Yeah, yeah, you know,
if you look back at the bottom of the way I started this level, I said that he got RP check. I said that like, I get 10 times because it's not like an end game check.
It's an RP check where it's like, you're getting real life in real time. You know, you gotta lock in.
Even if you don't understand it, if you feel like somebody is giving you an RP check, you
kind of have to lock in.
I'm just going to put it.
I'm just going to put it.
I'm just going to put it slow.
I don't think you can put it like that.
No, no.
I saw more.
Oh, God.
I'm pretty loved in my side of TikTok, my politics TikToks.
Well, everywhere outside of that, they're like, but all the fucking Zoomers and general
Oh, this is a dog shot.
Oh, that's what it is today.
So I'm gonna try this.
You might shock me.
Hold on, I'm gonna shock you.
I will.
Okay, I'm shock-proofed, yeah.
Well, take out lunch and go ice cream.
If there was a shimmer, you would fight more to be.
XQC.
You can buy ACC.
What if you put on some shit, though, like some little jutsu, or something?
What was the last?
But that's a jiu-jitsu bro.
I've been seeing him training his shit out of it.
Bro, we can have another weapon.
Can I still beat his ass?
How's that not being?
Do you see an SCC in person?
Would he just question him or even acknowledge him?
Nah, I wouldn't acknowledge him.
We can have it.
How are we fucking shit?
Next time he sees you, I'm always going to frame him on your ass.
Holy fucking shit.
True.
Something was long ago, maybe get those.
The turn of point are you like the person is a little bit. Oh, yeah
I want to make a lot of like three hours. You want to do it. Well, I hear this
Yeah, I want to hear the gambling part. Oh, no, it was the gamble gamble
I'm gonna
Listen, it's not was a little bit too overly on that bro bro. How do you remember what's going on?
Oh, yeah, guy with the kick contract. I think so was being a little too. I was pressing a little too hard on the fucking crypto game
Yo, yo, you're right generally I'm not gonna be weird or take sides, but I
Mean he did kind of give him a check here. Come on, bro. I don't know
Yeah, because because he's doing the impossible to win battle of like, oh, oh kick is at is all by gambling
Okay, brother. I
I don't give a shit what anybody stands okay, and it's not because I'm a oh, yeah percentage part owner looks like you
Right as many do with any the shit. You have any idea how good King has been doing overall brother brother
kick has
What default anti-gambo filters anti-gambo that twitch copied twitch copied kicks anti-gambo filters and labels
They copied it literally the update that which it did it came after the one that tick has that is anti gambling it literally
Okay, if you do gambling it you do not have KPP your account doesn't generate the amount that everybody makes on kick
It's turned off. You don't make money if you do gaming content it on twitch
You get more you get more on quick you get juiced if you do gaming content on to for now
You make bank on kick you get nothing and if any of us did this oh, it's a gambling funnel
What a joke what an actual joker that's crazy
And what funds it?
It's not fun. Ling it. It's not doing measures to do all that who doesn't roll
Twitch is fucking Amazon and
Bro, that's fucking slave labor fucking blood of people. That's the same thing. What about it?
No, for sure. And especially for Hassan, for what he preaches, the Amazon angle is ten
times worse. And it's seen a fraction of critical rhetoric toward it. A fraction. So you could
argue the opposite of what he said to rage
right because they all have a guy on the twitch contract
yet true
but but but yeah but you know what it is one of the all that shit it is a kid
who had to take these battles whatever it's like okay i'm moving on
any
but i mean it is what it is
i guess it's i'm not going to be a full glazed or whatever right
see he knows what type of dialogue this isn't just one is what it is
you know i don't like the fact that you brought it up wrong
a lot of things i believe
I'm actually much more amicable with people
than what people think I am like.
But yeah, there's a thing that I think is bad.
I'm gonna say it.
Okay, but I feel like the right thing is to change that.
Yeah.
Pause it real quick.
Yeah, you're completely right.
Terrorist, equal good, gambling equals bad.
We got it.
Yeah, well also social murder,
bad, direct, cold blood murder, good,
according to him, and if you saw the clip
If you're sealed a company that is unethical, you're committing social murder.
So cold blood murder to you is absolutely justifiable.
Okay, fuck off.
Like come on, dude.
Like what a degenerate scambler shit back there.
And they're chewing like, I feel like there's worse names out there, don't chew that shit.
Like you're killing someone if you do this shit.
I don't care.
I don't give a fuck about him.
Yeah, I know you don't care.
You don't care.
You don't have a kick on that.
Man, I gotta give you a raise of 100 grand for this.
Yeah.
Not disparaging the claws still no game extension
Don't worry Eddie's got you bro. He's gonna send another no, I don't
Know I think it's I think it's bad
I think you're like we make so much money. We're so fortunate in general that I feel like we make enough money
We don't need a I don't need a hundred
you know
so
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Brother, brother, brother, this guy is like the LARP aura.
It's insane.
But the guy is like, he is the LARP.
It's fucking insane.
I can't, like it's fucking abysmal.
Um, what do you think of LARP?
No, I'm talking at like, they should think like,
people say, oh, alcoholism is a problem too.
It's like, yeah, but it's not as accessible
as your fucking phone.
You know, you can't just like materialize alcohol
like everybody would out of thin air.
there's like age gap what's like the number one addiction problem the most
the most suicidal one is gambling but probably the one that kills the most I
would assume is probably alcohol right alcohol drunk driving
I
If I speak yeah
Yeah
Like the shitty says is just off the these days the shitty says it's just off the rails and genuinely brother
Well, I've been a friend with this guy and I know for you know, he wasn't as he wasn't as off the wall
was he? He's just some shit human there that yeah, it's gonna offer and we call him up for it. But
these days, like I think every all the spectrum has been enhanced. Yeah, it's because I mean,
fuck you can't say it's it's it's like a dangerous to say but it's because there's
how do I say this vaguely, I know the twitch side of things are gonna hate me for being vague but
But there are people, okay, so political people
with big influence are getting paid.
Okay, so are you familiar with like different college campuses
being funded by like foreign countries?
The same thing's happening to like political creators
that have high influence.
You understand?
But I don't think like states sponsored it.
I mean, maybe state motivated it's like shit,
but I don't like, like, like,
well, on both sides it's happening.
So people are getting like people,
people are getting hundreds of thousands,
millions of dollars to push certain rhetorics
of certain countries, religions, et cetera, et cetera.
Yeah, I've actually heard about that a little bit.
I actually heard about that a little bit, for sure.
It's just a very dangerous topic
because one side won't kill you for exposing it,
the other side will.
Yeah.
I don't want to get into it.
Let's just move on.
It's really dangerous.
But I will say though, just off of a good faith that I think Hassan is by that group.
It's why I didn't want to bring it up and make it seem like, oh, by the way, we're talking
about Hassan, I don't think he's sponsored by forces out there.
I think he's like, addition to clout is his payouts, like in that way, but not like a
direct payment from fucking some sort of entities, like, come on, bro, I don't, I don't
agree with it.
I've moved past.
So I've moved, I've moved past the Hassan angle.
I don't even think it's, I'm not even upset at creators like Hasan or creators, you know,
on the other side. I'm more upset at the people, to be honest, right? Like, and I think we need to
figure out how to increase of all of us, they increase the average IQ and EQ proportionally,
you know, in the next like 300 years, because right now it's the people, the people are fucking
retarded, right? If people just had, you know, an average IQ and average EQ, they wouldn't be feeding
off this just sloth bullshit rhetoric, they would look at actions, they wouldn't listen
to words or look at people's looks or listen to the way they sound, they would look at
action and look at the substance behind the words, but unfortunately we're just not there
yet, you know, like all of us are just-
You have to be the right messenger from the right side with the right looks using the
right language on the platform.
Like you have to hit all these key points for people to hit and you like give you 1%
of an ear, if you have an opposing viewpoint, like otherwise an uphill battle, that is what
it is.
I mean, like, yeah, correct.
That's inherently problematic.
Yeah.
And you're like, in today's society, it feels like if you're ugly and have a good point
and you're versing someone who is, you know, in the eyes of others, good looking and they
have a worse point, the worst point will win.
That's the society we're in and this applies to all politics.
politics across the entire country. It's this very weird, weird thing. We pay attention
to like weird shit that it makes no sense. It's not indicative of an advanced society.
Our technology has advanced us intellectually. It's so fucking weird. We're fucking retarded.
Technology is our makeup. You understand? Technology is our makeup. It is covering for
just we are retarded we're retarded that's just the best way i can say it i mean yeah i mean true
i mean true uh yeah i mean true yeah that's what you i here's a play a game of something or what
how many people do we got sure we have four well omie dipped i don't know if omie's coming back
uh is it going back in uh omie dip when he started playing politics lookie
it's not inside politics are they don't love this coming it's just left no no yeah no omie listen
Oh man, Omi has heard thousands of hours of my political rants
But as a rule is chopped
But there when when use is something that is slightly over the line or what people think like
These things kind of bind with people like that that are of that inclination
There's no I don't know what you look at like
Not that it's an extreme
But if you're if you're a little bit off the line the view that are off the line
They finally find the leader. Oh my goodness. You guys agree agrees with me that creates a stronger bond
It is what it is. It's just not it's not a hard on our Senate at that point the looks are kind of irrelevant
It's like a spectrum of it
What is that we have four people but it's only coming back
Yeah, yeah, let's go directly into the mic. We'll get on these little Egyptian aspect
Says you Persian motherfucker. Yeah, I'm Persian. I'm the least make up a sand ninja
Whoa
Crazy ninja. Yeah, what am I gonna mind?
You you a cousin fucker, okay? I mean
The Dante one. Oh Jesus. Yeah. Why are you captain?
Yeah, I was a Dante reference
What else what else check guys the bill is that doesn't have enough clouds to debate the high Lord
the Lord of Hassan anymore.
Hassan, only the way to go that are about 1,000 viewers
under or 200,000 viewers above him.
The range always goes past him.
What's the has been though?
Hasn't it called?
No, he doesn't want to because being alive,
view mug is kind of seen as a detrimental to his stature,
the Lord of Hassan that is.
But also, Hassan would get obliterated
in a debate with destiny because destiny,
The reality is that Destiny researches this shit.
You can say Destiny's a fucking cock
or whatever, whatever you want.
Yeah, probably all true.
Anything you say about Destiny is all true.
But when you get him locked into a debate,
the guy will sit up and actually read expert bullshit
fucking like far fetched, like intergalaxian information
that only she has somehow, right?
And he was gonna fucking knowledge check you into oblivion.
And Assan's information base is Twitter and Post-it notes.
Like brother, please, like, that's not all that always,
only put it, it's not, it's not,
it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not,
it's not only that, it's not only that, like,
so as we learned, right, as I learned, as we learned, right,
we expected like a honest conversation,
but it's not, it's all like the big,
it's jumping over things and bringing irrelevant references
up and if he gets you on a reference
that has nothing to do with it,
people stick on that and you lose credibility for everything else you're
telling the truth about right destiny plays that game better than him so
that's why he doesn't want to get into a battle with destiny because he plays the
game Hassan plays better than he plays it right but there is no real
conversation like if you get into a conversation with with anyone political
you're not actually having a conversation you're pretty much having a
bullshit off who can bullshit the other better like using debate tactics that's
That's what it is. And that was the mistake that we made. We thought we're entering an
honest conversation where we're going to just talk and just keep it right casually.
Religion is called dogma. What is it in...
Yeah, but in reality, it's who can use debate tactics to jump through the hoops the right
way and get the other in the gotcha moment. Even if that gotcha moment has nothing to
do with the subject matter. That's what Hassan does, but Hassan knows that destiny does it
better. It's not about actual, like, subject material.
Does that make sense? And we learned that the hard way.
Sure.
You need to just bring this stuff podcast back and then bring
as many gold Hassan together with destiny and a call and then
just go crazy.
Asmans, no, asmans already admitted why he doesn't want
to do it. It's literally what I just said. There is going to be
no conversation it's going to be debate tactics right which it isn't like the
traditional honorable debate it's it's you know it's the bullshit it's like a
rat shit I can't explain it to you like if you know you know it's really that
simple
all five of us are here what game are we playing bro bro this is definitely
fucking notes that he did but this is fucking insane wait what? I don't see this. Yeah wait I don't understand it's the map of his
fucking notes like look at this shit
look at how many fucking indexes they have this fucking dog shit
I mean does he lose debates often or like never? I mean kind of like never but it's
So they're basically able to have world views.
So those are like kind of subjective, you know what I mean?
Was that?
Yeah, this kid is nuts.
I mean like besides the subjective ones, obviously.
Oh, thank you.
Well, I'll put them on later, because this one is broken.
Well, yeah, well, like an example would be like,
like imagine you and I were arguing X, right?
And I was like, you know,
Here are the statistics that prove XYZ is a violent religion, right?
Hear me out, right?
And then you respond, can you even name five cities in this country and then you can't name
it?
See, you don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know anything.
And then the entire check, oh my god, see, you don't know shit, holy fuck.
And then your entire argument where you had data and facts on is dismantled over a random
fact that you didn't know.
It is called a debate Lord's track and debate Lord is like is like how to like shut down something and would like like
Like what is going to bet we're playing games?
No, you're not paying games. No, you're not fucking paying. Yeah, five
Let me speak for one minute. You fucking fatless freak
You said games four hours ago, right? I stopped playing the hour to play games of you
I joined the call you all fucking attacked me and then you went on a ramp with about a Sam
Nobody's playing games here. I want to play golf
Four hours ago this became a fucking hit piece on me and Hassan all of a sudden
What's happening? I just want to play golf. I just want to play fucking golf
No, what happened?
I was on a rock page
Me and XQC are probably the worst ranchers in human history and you got us into a call together, okay?
There's an issue there
But just say like don't say games and then and then play games with my emotions, man
Okay, so let's play games. We're ready. We're ready. I just wanted to play golf
Listen, this is why I need to like skip the intro just chatting part
I need to come in during the games because me and excuse you get into a call. We're having a 12-hour stream on one topic
I'm gonna be honest you and XQC are fucking dumb
To you talk and this is coming from me listen to you talk is it hurts my brain it hurts my brain
Hey, listen, that's why we're the best at what we do. We hurt brains.
I just wanted to play golf, right?
No, no, let me just, let me just get this straight.
He says games question mark. We go in, right?
Jesse invites me to Roblox and then he goes, hey guys, what games you playing?
We're playing Roblox. Okay, then Jesse leaves the game of Roblox that we're
already into playing with X and then I can't join his lobby because of the
stream snipers. So I'm sat there watching XQC and Jesse have fun, getting cases from
the badmins, getting skins, and I'm sat there, okay, I can't even join because there's a
million snipers in the queue. Okay, fair enough. Alright, we'll play games after this. Oh no,
we've got to watch 40 minutes of Copswap where he eats his pizza because somehow it takes
him 40 minutes to eat 8 slices of fucking pizza. And then after that, it turns into
an Attack Greek segment and then an Attack Hasan segment. And that lasted another 3 hours.
I just want to play golf when he asked me games question mark, which was ages ago
So let's play games. Let's go down on it. Get on
Right, let's play game. All right. Look in Valorant or a golf
Let's go Valorant one game just one game. Okay, but not on the shit server. Okay
Oh
I mean shoot all it shoot everything but like a good job. What's that?
Who the fuck asked you know, okay, you wanted to be Hassan so bad for the last fucking two years
You tried to do the political thing realize you're a target and now you're back on give it yes
You did like why'd you keep mentioning Hassan in there like why'd you keep playing their games like great?
Why are you trying to get great?
not at the base now by now by pure hours of a per stream right the the actual
talks of those things is less than 5% that is bullshit you spend at least two
hours a fucking day running a fucking topic the opposite order is all the way
around ex-qc is the pinnacle I hate to be you know sitting in dick right but I'm
gonna do it I don't take the other way around the way you fold it earlier and
Pretended that you didn't see the full fucking clip of that clip that I showed showed the way I didn't
Bullshit bullshit. You saw I didn't know I didn't say I thought listen
Damage context into your thought
The first eight seconds by accident was very low like
Disgusting fucking slam of lard
fucking
Big burger cooky eater for I didn't listen you're on their server
She went out of character and said stop there's a difference if she I thought she was playing into it with her cop role
You should play into her a lot of women later on in reportage. You're not a different story, bro
You're not getting invited to the fucking Coliseum and me and the boys. You're not ready. You're not there
You're not there with the fucking greats the philosophers
And you're not getting invited train and I'll make sure
You're just not gonna play.
I am not one. Listen, I am out of the rat race.
I am out of the rat race. I have nothing to do with it.
No, you're not. Because if you are out of the rat race...
Bullshit! Bull fucking shit!
Bullshit is fucking bullshit.
Because if you show that clip to a normal working human outside of this space,
they will definitely say, they would laugh and say,
Get a fucking life. Get a fucking grip.
Well, get the grip.
If some guy from fucking a bullshit ass country
Somewhere else goes into your house, right? What is fucking with a dirty ass?
What if the fuck shoes that he's wearing that of whatever right? It is well in my house
I do this and then send it like you then like you don't you just fuck it
Isn't train train. All right. You're not getting right to the Coliseum. You're not there yet. Okay, when me and the boys it's discussing
the fucking laws of the universe you'll feel left out on the fucking steps
where me and the greats will talk about it.
The greats.
You're not a philosopher.
You're not so great.
You're not fucking dick artists.
You're fucking crack.
You're crack.
You're groin.
Fuck you.
If you understood the shit that I say on my stream, you'd understand, I don't give
a fuck.
I don't care.
care you know i'm telling you i am out of that stupid twitch rat race i hate it i hate it
i yeah i think it's so fresh i'm out i'm out i'm also out of it what have you done about
yeah i don't think you are i think you've you've created this little island that you all live on
in fairy land where you all abide by these little rules and regulations oh you've got the matrix here's
promise that he's out of the matrix okay and guess what guess what your island's gonna fucking burn
You've been trying to be angel tates for fucking five years, buddy. Here we go buddy buddy
But if you are you're an angel fat you're an angel fucking big ass burger
You are not tater dog shit brother brother brother just create catering company and start serving food because you're good at catering both of you guys
You fucking
You are trained listen, I love you a lot and you know, I love you were friends
We've seen your sticks, but you fucking dick suck. I've never seen something dick suck as I'm not dick sucking
Yes, you do. I saw you on a peanut clip the other day saying,
I was gonna say something about myth.
You're like, yeah, you're completely right.
Dude, bro, you do not see the picture.
What?
What?
What?
About the two side games?
I've been fucking on that fucking thing.
I had called Myth of the War.
Fucking ten years ago.
Ten years ago.
Ringwraps was fucking on his nuts.
I was nuts.
And he was right.
And he was right, he did that.
Because myth is just meta games.
I'm not mad about it.
It's the truth.
concrete
You could just assume
That that we both called out that just we're just in sink is just pure luck let's fuck off
Get off my fucking dick bitch
Listen listen, okay when it comes to evidence, right? You can't be even if it did look suspicious and he did look at his monitor
And you thought oh yeah in most likely you can't base that off a fax
First of all I first of all I defended myth and camsota and I still defend myth and camsota
However, whatever you're talking about, I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
Cause I was involved in-
I just saw a clip of you just sucking his nut dry.
Okay, what, link the clip then? And join the group.
Link the clip.
Join the group.
I didn't know the clip is fucking good.
I don't know what the fucking group is.
Fuck all of you guys.
Why do I- like you suck at games, I don't even know- I could be playing with pros right now.
Your baddie goes, oh man, oh man, oh man, Jesus.
You're fucking dog shit.
Oh, I'm literally on-
I'm literally-
literally on peanuts team you understand and I played I have played maybe
10 hours out of the last four weeks if I wanted to dick suck I would sit there
online on screen drops like you're tripping balls yourself somewhere
where there's like a little bit motion like when's the last time you when's the
last time you actually played rusto you know it's brother I play rust all the
time because your dog because your game your trash I'm bad and you are bad at
rustling you are dog shit so nobody invites you Christ or no it's it's
actually it's actually funny that the only clip you see it sounds like you're
the big sucker I mean the fact that you don't see the clips me playing with 10
viewer streamers literally every single day off screen every single day what's
Is your community not linking you clips of ten viewer streams? Oh, that's right. Maybe you and your community are sucking the dick of peanut
Not me. Yeah, not me. I do with everybody
Streamers understand I play with ten viewer fucking streamers
So suck my dick and not to mention that let me have one more thing
Let me have one more thing the fact you flip because I held a different opinion than you know, I didn't flip it
It's hard and I didn't flip rest. I didn't flip diabolical
I just want to make a decision in your fucking opinion.
I want you to do it for me to destroy you.
I still sit here and defend you.
I wouldn't stop being friends with you over what I just promised.
I just watched the entire content.
I just agree that she pushed back and the fact that fully flipping diabolical speaks
more of your character than mine.
That's crazy.
I want to say what your point, and I'm going to call drama, you're pulling what another
streamer is doing.
This is crazy.
Here we go.
What am I doing?
Go ahead.
Just reset one at a time.
I don't want to talk about a Greek, but I don't want to live with you.
Let me talk to you.
I talked to him.
He's rambling.
You just insert your fucking gipsy.
Just like, bomb, bomb.
Okay, oh my god, he's inserting himself.
Just like the Destiny and the Sam relationship.
Bomb, bomb, bomb.
As we go to the sand, he inserts himself.
Nobody cares about you. Just look at the forest.
Stop talking to your guy.
whole-on chicken and fucking five-second go fucking look go pull the fine Kirby and fucking breathe in a chicken fucking bitch ass straight
Maybe I got the emotional or the things I said, it's okay
You're good continue you want to say saying that you you know you don't maybe you don't
Yeah, I don't like this. I don't like to say that you you hang on she was
to you. I don't. That's the funny thing. I don't. I know you do. I know. The things
I'm talking about. You have to feel that you use your money, your motion and whatever
you do to insert yourself in places. You know, sometimes I feel like that. Sometimes
I second down myself. So I'm not going to. I need to figure that out.
9 out of 10, 9 out of 10 of the things I do for people you don't know about. Yeah, yeah,
I agree. I agree. Okay. You're a good guy and you do a lot for the commuters. That's okay.
Let's see what you want to say. Yeah, but what I'm trying to say is can I get a welcome
to the jungle.
When it comes to it, you know deep down what you said at the beginning and I feel like
you, listen I don't want to assume that you watched the whole clip, I feel like you watched
the whole clip and you still folded and I don't appreciate that.
Okay so can I explain my part now?
Yeah.
Okay.
You can.
Okay hear me out.
So initially when I watched the clip, I came into the cold, okay, I watched what, eight
seconds of the clip.
Here's all I heard.
Here's the all-I-would-be-in-your-opinion.
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
How foolish of you, boy.
Yeah, yeah, it was foolish of you.
How foolish of you?
But like you, like you, I got emotional.
Yeah, like you, I got emotional.
Because I hate that shit.
Because what happens to you happens to me all the time, right?
LLL.
We're in the same boat in a lot of categories, right?
So I got into the call, X, and he played a clip.
He literally stopped the clip.
I thought it was done.
I saw eight seconds of the clip all I saw was you said damn you're thick. All right thickness. That's all I heard
Okay, to me
That line those two words and that's it to me. You're just role-playing a criminal in the game. That's not too far
How are we back?
So listen, that's all I saw so I defended you hard because I think that's bullshit
I think that's bullshit. I think to to bring the examples only brought up the examples x brought up
I thought it was drastic
It was extreme over that eight seconds that I watched and I thought since he stopped the clip
That was the entirety of the clip then when physics and chat
Thankfully said no let him watch the clip because they didn't see it
It was fucking one minute of you saying thickness sweetness, and then she's like stop
I need you to stop right she was being serious out of character you kept going and listen
there's a pause. There's a pause. I know you got tilted there and you kept you pushed it and then she has to stop again. And you pushed it again. Again, it's like you were looking to get punished. You can complain about the punishment.
You know what you're doing there?
You knew.
When I saw that, at that moment, even if I knew, even if I knew, that's not who you are,
and you're just R.P., and you're just being edgy.
You're saying you're in a server, ran by people who aren't going to put up with that to any capacity.
Any capacity.
So at the moment she says stop, once out of character, even if you're joking, you just have to stop.
even if you're in a right
you have to stop
i don't like you
i'm sorry, doesn't move just fucking the server
and say i don't like you
i agree with you
it's that simple
son of a
brother
he's on the right side of the wall
i will
i will happily apologize
i will happily apologize to the girl
because listen
as a man
i don't want to go to heaven
i'm missing the door
aww
why am i being made there
i got it wrong
i'm seeing this one
I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay, let me...
Run that over, dipshit!
I'm going.
I know what my...
Probably the big arch.
Wait, the routing boys are in the crevice.
Let me ask something.
I'm making a stream and I'll be cruel.
Did you call me disgraceful?
What did you say? I was...
I tried.
Um...
What's the word?
Call your scumbag, dumb fuck dipshit.
No, no, what did you call me?
Uh, double-eyed him.
When? When? Right now? Like two seconds ago?
No, before you said something about...
Butterballs, I called you butterballs.
Uh...
I only called you disgraceful now for...
Okay.
Okay, you call me disgraceful.
Okay.
But...
Right now.
Let me ask you...
But that's what you're doing. You're doing the same thing to us. You're telling us what bad friends flipping. I've changed my topic
You're telling me based off your perspective what I am so you think I can't do that to you
All right, maybe you are allowed to agree to go back to the body go watch the clip ball you
Physics of this battle
The clip is low.
The clip is low.
And I skip ahead.
Fucking bummer.
Mike, bro, I will fuck you in the ass.
I will fucking snap you and kiss you.
Please take my life.
Thank you.
Hey, come on, site with it all.
Yeah, ladies.
One on the right side of the box is one
on the left of the deep side.
Guys, he's going to be done.
Straight people, the stretcher.
We should get out of here.
This is his done, this is his done.
No, it's not.
I'll go go go.
I'm gonna go on here.
I'm gonna go over the rope.
Is someone coming with me?
I think you're too stupid.
You gotta go a little gauge, lucky.
Hey, and first of all, the moment you raise your voice in any conversation you lose,
then you bring emotion into it, not logic.
And that's just how it is.
And maybe you should think you can do that.
Yes, because I can't get a fucking voice in here.
If I didn't use your tactics in order to convert with you guys,
I will not get a word in you. Yeah, all the time you put the mic in your ass. It's fucking speaking. It's fucking annoying
It's like communicating with aliens if I don't speak your language you don't understand
So I have to raise my voice and I have to get emotional in order for you to even
Comprehend them what I'm saying what the if you raise your voice if you raise your voice in an argument
You bring emotion into logic you leave
We gotta go here, we gotta go here, we gotta go here, 90 seconds, go.
Okay, let me go, I have one each speed.
Go, go, I will rescue you, I will rescue you, go, go, go, go, go, everything.
Go!
Down and out.
What was it, D?
Why'd they give us D?
What the fuck is D?
What's D?
He's nuts.
He's nuts.
Hi man.
He's fucking nuts man.
Actual trash, actual trash.
Why the fuck is there trash?
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you rescue me please?
No I can't, it's a far way.
One enemy remaining please
Wait
I
Let's lock in though, let's actually win okay
That's when I apologize strength
Great friend for a senior bunch of insults that I didn't mean I would try and make it be entertaining for you
I apologize for me
I'm also sorry to be fair
If I would have heard the clip first I would have no came I would have been sort of word because
Yeah, what have been dark calling they make they could just tell you
I'm that fucking guy. I can take on anything. Okay. Okay. Whoa. Yeah, I don't mind waiting. That's what you are. Shut the fuck up
I am fucking him. Yeah, you're fucking yeah. Yeah, who we fucking
Yeah, I
and for the bat for the better don't give a shit about I pick up their guns and
move on fuck you
no friends
I'm gonna try to sing again
he's naked
he's having you on him
get out of here
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
It's games fucking shit.
It is shit.
He's pushing that, he's pushing that.
Oh my god man.
Wasn't that your wall?
Yeah, it's stuff out.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm so sick.
There's a timing, a guy behind you can be right behind you right now.
30 seconds left.
I'm going off road though, I can use it.
You should start going here, but so close.
go go and run go go go go i'm running you're gonna run you're gonna run one player here
one player go for it i'm lagging it's you and me oh thank god you lag go plant go plant
you have to plant. Nice dude. We got it.
Nice. Last one's there. Last one's there.
Dude. Which servers are we on? We're on the shit servers again.
I've got your trail. I've got a hundred things I think.
Yeah.
Good.
Fuck outta here, bitch.
Nice.
Holy shit, good shit.
That was good.
You scared the shit out of me.
Oh, yeah, I'm against the guy.
Can I push the limits there?
I'm good player with a role, man.
You by me?
Yeah, I got you.
It's just a trick.
Fuck, fuck, man.
I put my ult to the guy.
Oh, my God.
Megan, they're gonna try to hold on to the wire.
Okay, I'm so sick right now.
why because I'm the reactor and they're going to fall nuclear meltdown
that is sick yeah yeah
oh I got the shells take out
Cypher's tools I don't know what to say after that
alright I'm gonna ult in here right now
I'm watching this guy.
You're like, what?
Wait, what?
One on site behind the box.
Behind the box on site.
Nice gun, buddy.
There's a real gunner.
I don't have a gun.
No one.
Wow.
I know exactly where you are.
Another smoke.
This game's so trash.
Why do people-
Oh-
No, you don't!
I gotta be real though, I'm still weird ever since I've been-
Ah!
It was a joke though, it was a joke, yeah.
No, I know, but I'm just saying like I'm being for real.
Like, something happened, you did that, and something-
There's nothing here now.
We should rotate, we should rotate!
Rotate, rotate, rotate!
One enemy remaining.
Rotate!
Change site, rotate!
Oh, you're yelling at me!
There's a person here!
Fucking rotate!
I mean, I- I- I- I- I- I-
It's a fucking-
I'm in a fight and you're seeing rotate while I'm in a fight holding an angle.
30 seconds left.
Hang on.
Okay, and they've added another emote in your chat, by the way, could grug.
Okay, it's not...
Like, why'd you keep adding like these emotes of like, just dumb characters and then mining?
My ultimate is waiting.
Like, this has to be some sort of, like, there has to be some sort of system for this.
This is abuse.
You're aiming for that foot or the head there
Very good job, bro. Very good job
Yeah, it's not anything, but it's a nemesis like that. I mean I had the bombing he has no smoke or anything
I mean was the what does he do?
Yo, let's go cross this path now
Oh fuck yeah
Whenever he doesn't have his hat on he's like intimidating to me I don't know
Just seems like he's had a smoke
I'm gonna make sure you never play for all of them
You wanna cross?
Yeah
Okay, and listen the reason I apologize to you Trayna is because you're my elder and I respect my elders
I mean
I know it was an old thing I mean
When I older we're just on seasoned it
Okay, there's a
You see
What is this constant fucking smurfs that I'm invincible for a running bullet there I
I- I- I- Oh my god, what a fucking dumb shit fucking traps in the role game.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh...
Dude, is that really just happening?
I'm not getting fucked up for no reason, that was five and one, now I'm five and four, this is bad, I was gonna walk in.
I have two kills.
I'm not tired.
You can save one, save one, save one.
Save one? Okay.
We need to save one.
We need to save one.
I said we just rush aside, let's rush aside.
I can put a wall first to get inside it, but we need to do something. We need to put a smoke on the site.
Guys, look at the map. Look at the map.
I put a wall right here, and you smoke right here so you don't get hit on the way up.
Can we smoke this?
Guys?
Smoke on site. Smoke on site.
I'm good and I'm good and I'm all in on site.
Okay, let's get it.
What the fuck is this?
Someone's the exact thing.
Like it, like it.
Who's the brinston?
And what the fuck is up with this fucking IQ?
What the?
Our brinston is smoking crack and it's fucking annoying it.
I said smoke the fucking site back at the wall.
what only had one smoke all right okay sorry man so I thought you shut up
earlier we want you to speak more we love you man sorry man I was sure the
I'm funny
You'll greet you this club school, bro. I'm being stuck on me. Oh, yo, yo
Thank you, I just know you know
Maybe I'm jealous who knows that I wish you're sucking my day
Watch out!
Yeah, right on Ben, bitch!
Hey!
He hit me!
He hit the shield, which is just fucking cheating!
It is cheating, it is cheating, it is cheating!
He didn't tell me, he didn't tell me, he literally didn't know what to do.
Watch out!
One more time, one more time.
Last second.
Why are we still at this site?
Let me flash, let me flash. I'm flashing, look away.
Where'd your flash at?
Flashing again.
There's nambox, nambox.
Oh, there's free roam. I find a wall. They're wrapping site now.
They're at mastermind.
I
Yo, yo, this has to be like the bait lord of bait lords. What the right?
This is what we do. This is what we do listen to me. We are going to rush through
Sand like right here. We're gonna go through door over the ropes
I think the trips are coming out of drop and coming out of a means
There's no trips. Okay bum rush through door and just slam into the site. How about that? Fuck this just send it
I think we do that's what let me get first aid because I'm entry watching I'm lagging over there. Go door here door
Go I'm not here. I'm not you head it and it didn't be
Go
I'm lagging like you see that job. Oh, yeah, I say bum rush
Like fucking move
I had three bullets
Not bad, I mean it's not it's not terrible. Hey, what service are we on?
Which server is this, X?
East Coast?
Yes.
Yeah, but it's East Coast downwards, it's Texas.
So it's not, it's Central Coast Middle.
Can we get something a little bit more...
Yeah, I'll move you to East Coast like this.
What's the best server for...
Oh, East Coast for us right now? It's East Coast for sure. It'll be like medium for train, but it'll be like it'll be medium for Greek and it'll be great for us. So overall, it's better for us.
Texas is bad for all of us.
Yeah, because I'm on a, I'm a tool today.
Yep.
He used his image in the middle of there.
Oh, where?
Wow, this guy, that peek is so fucking stupid.
What the?
Every round I died of spam.
It's so lame.
30 seconds left. Is this your outcome? Is this one shot trade? We're dead here, we
gotta go. It's like a faster off. Got you.
Oh, so you can get somebody else is
Ten seconds left
So so how do you train to get like a cool gun that that's just oh right there, right?
She pressed it. Oh, we're gonna press him. It was four zero guys. What happened. I'll do a half and our vibes are fucking
Yeah, yeah, I mean I made it and I made the fucking Chernobyl. It was over like I
I fucked the vibes, I fucked the vibes really bad man.
Why did you, I don't know why you did that, that like...
What did you do?
I had aura, I had aura and I had...
Can you even remember the joke you said at Joe?
It wasn't a joke, I said, I said, I said it, yo, they called me the reactor, and I said why?
I'm like the reactor, I reacted, and I go with the meltdown.
Yeah, and it just killed, it literally killed the vibe entirely.
It just wasn't, overall it was good, it just wasn't good for the broadcast overall.
Watch out, he's using a cheese, uh, oh yeah, this isn't a bad sight, we never, not one
thing we should see on that sight, get the fuck out of here!
Let's leave, let's leave, these are our responsible, we keep them the same shit.
That's aint bragging up again, it's not even worse.
We should do like late, late A-rotates, like this, like that.
Oh, oh my god, okay, well, go, go, go.
I have a res, Joel, we, at least make an entry.
What am I having?
Oh, that's bad.
I think in general we have a lot of like option paralysis or whatever where oh we could do
this and then everybody stops moving it like we had to execute and like get on and we just
walk up and use our bodies forward like we have less options otherwise like get in there man
yeah greek go in go flash go crazy and get the info
but i mean if you like getting hit with a bunch of shit like wait a second
oh god
Oh my god, this is so good.
I like that. It's popular, you see.
You really said the joke?
And it actually reversed the vibe.
Yeah, that's what I do.
That's what it's about. That's what it's about.
This is not a coming to novel.
Because I'm the fucking reactor.
Ah, yeah, it's gone.
I've been live for 11 hours.
This is not good.
I'm not even getting paid much.
Sorry.
I don't know why he said that like I make ten dollars an hour he's been saying that
like he's been saying that over and over again my bro thinks like this is like a job or like
work or something bro sits eats and fucking stands at the computer this
calls it a job yeah and you sit and fucking watch
I'm scared of the zipline.
Can I have a race face?
I know I'm multi-treaming but still.
Popped her head off.
Arcade
Nice back at you I like that back train you like no me yes, I
Said I think even though I know most I say what we said is that what we said is that?
Go ahead go ahead. I was saying even though I multi-stream right come on. We don't care. We don't care oh
Oh, you don't care because you got a hundred million dollar deal with me. I'm on 11 dollars a month a week
Who's we buddy? I will find me. That's just little just asking for a raise. I mean, yeah, okay
So you give it to him. Give it to him, right?
Yeah, it's
Yeah, it is
Yes, I'm out of the role of anybody else, okay, but you get clipped. They pay for your clips
I don't know they do
Yes, you pay for the kick
Who pays you a kick?
Yes, I don't get that because I'm
I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean maybe I get a purse that
I
Was still a firearm by the way
What you have I grabbed one of theirs who stole my fire by the way
I'm not sharing
We guys were stacking
Get out of my fucking base!
Yo, nice skin, we're getting it!
Yo, nice skin, we're getting it!
Like, get off my fucking base!
Get that skin, it looks really nice, what'd you get it?
He's a fucking tank.
Like, he's always in my fucking leg, man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's really my fucking gunner.
I give a fuck, it's mine now, boy.
Alright, man, fuck you.
They found my trap.
Careful, I have A's to be slow.
Yep.
There's A's around here.
Oh my god, I need one, I need one.
I see them all!
In my planting.
Last player standing.
Oh, me, I wish I didn't see them.
He's pushing into the jet.
Oh come on let me get a shot
So do we lose this game you think
Is the vibe losing?
Chad!
What we need to work on is
Aim, movement, position, rotations, gun, economy, all that
Yeah listen, we're all friends
We have each other's backs until it becomes kick clips time and then it's
Then it's in a
No one's one, sorry, yeah, Cypher's one Cypher's one the rest are
oh
they don't know they don't don't don't use that don't use that don't use that
just what they left but yeah
Oh, he's holding.
He's holding.
I'm gonna bomb on B.
He's in his spawn.
Just wait.
Just wait.
Hide. Hide. Just hide.
Literally hide like I didn't see.
Coming for me.
Got it.
Nice.
Yeah, these people are dog shit.
If we play the game, what?
Great. If you need assistance,
I'm not gonna lose my friendship because the general public hates you. I don't give a fuck. You understand we're gonna be friends
Yeah, we're gonna disagree. We're gonna disagree. Do you understand I'm never gonna. I'm never gonna leave you because the general public tells me I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm never going to leave you because the general public tells me I shouldn't be friends with you.
I don't give a fuck about that. You understand?
Not now because you're comfortable.
No, that's not true though. That's not true though.
All...
I think it is.
Alright, I understand.
You're like a black-billed fucking chug from fucking UK.
You're saying it's fucking you?
Brother, if you had massive clouds...
You're injecting yourself with the finite trace of massive clouds again!
SHUT UP A BITTHET!
EVERYTHING I AM WITH YOU!
HOW IS IT NOT A DISPLAY THAT WE SHOULD JEMBOW YOU AS A PERSON? YOU FUCKIN' LONDERED US!
HOW IS IT NOT A BITTHET?
NOW EAT YOUR CAREER!
FUCK YOU!
ACTIONORIAN! ACTIONORIAN!
HE'S JUST SO ANOIN! HE'S SO ANOIN!
Y-Your opinion's irrelevant, little child.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Okay?
Listen, it's between me and Trane. Stop injecting... injecting...
I understand but train you do see that you're coming from a point of place where you're comfortable right now
We can say that if you're up and coming streamer and being associated
Under under you
Do you see what I'm saying?
No, no, no, because I happen to be successful, but I just grew in the industry, but I grew as a person.
I don't give a fuck.
He's just yapping.
He's just yapping.
Bro, bro, let's get off his holy fucking ride.
Brother, this guy's fucking riding the train.
We come out of stand-down while we're happy.
And then you reiterate some dog shit that's just stupid.
It's just stupid
I can't buy you reiterated the stupidest fucking times for no reason
Dude, you write the train like I've never
What you're doing is so crazy
Why are you so you're so listen you can't come in a friend group and then friends
Support each other agreed each other, but it disagrees with your point you call it dick
Yes, no, no, no, so I want to be out on a green
He's just trying to he's using a point to try further his to make his
Humpty-tide even explain
Listen, what do you mean? Listen, listen at the end of the day when the grown-ups are speaking it
Don't fucking talk when me and train the elders are talking about something
You don't need to interject yourself in everything. Okay, guys. No, go ahead. Okay
like okay then go ahead it but me and trainer talking and you're like okay
dusty dumb fuck now speak Christ so Greek so be so because I was an emotional
saying it use it takes I was an emotional response I should have said
me as well I will do it again that's right so to go back to it right so
just so because I happen to be successful everything I say has to do with
that success like it doesn't make sense it's unfair you're as I'm saying yeah
I understand can I can I say something completely off topic yeah yeah I can eat
a Lipton soup dude chicken broth noodle holy fuck it's so hard about the kick
about the kickling why do you cut why do you why do you limit your why do you
punish people multi-streaming that makes no sense from a growth perspective
because it cuts down engagement and real user engagement and it dilutes down the
product to a when it comes to clips what what what
difference does it make if it's on what platform you're still using their clip and
putting a kick logo over it yeah low-key that I agree with yeah I'm saying like
for example I don't know why they don't just take twitch clips and put a kick
logo you know I didn't know what kind of skeezer shit that's what I agree with though like I always use my twitch clips and just post it anyways it's the same thing if I'm
I'm sure I'm gonna kick
Yeah, so why can't why can't you pay clip is apparently they've been for that apparently they've been for that
Well, they do yeah
but
Only you
Only only straight. No, let me explain. Let me explain my point before you say it. Okay, only you and X
Get your kit clips pushed
And you get a two multi stream if I'm multi stream. I don't want my stream. I don't want my stream
Okay, well, okay, okay regardless experts
But if I multi-stream they won't pay clippers to promote my clips
Why wouldn't you want people to see that I'm streaming on kick and
I'm and promote my clips in order for kick to grow because there has to be because there has to be a reward
There has to be a reward. Yeah, the reward is that you grow
Brother
Okay, there has to be a reward for people who are exclusively okay, so if you decide to multi-stream
You still get 95 five right you still get every other advantage. There has to be some partner
exclusivity advantage
Right now if you decide to multi-stream you still get full sub revenues
Look at your full page if you want paid Clippers that is a feature for partner exclusive kick streamers
Now let me ask you this why don't you hold your argument consistent?
Why don't you bitch at twitch for giving you 10% of your ad revenue?
Why don't you bitch at twitch for taking half of your sub revenue instead of instead of bitching a kick?
Why don't you praise us for giving you 100% of the sub
Everything
Yeah, you don't do it on yet
What a bum like classic a fucking dog shit coming like you're coming you're fucking coming you're coming
So fucking annoying fucking communist
You're not getting my point
amazing
The fuck is happening in the background I agree to but there has to be a feature for the kick exclusives for the partners
There has to be a feature for that the clipping things for kick partners
Yeah
This is how fucking dumb you an extra. Yeah, this will extra listen to anything you just fucking you want every for free
And do none of the work because you're a lazy
You're the fucking dog it be the role you like to fly it like like that stuck on a fuck it like inside of this
I will get it! Then we're going to win now! Then we're going to win now! Like, holy shit!
Not until X can play the silent game where he doesn't fucking speak for time.
You've been talking the whole time, what do you mean?
Mate, listen to me, okay? You're not getting my point, right?
Can you queue up?
Okay, kick, does kick treats their partners and their streamers how I've always wanted Twitch to treat them.
They're doing fantastic, right?
Thank you.
But for the sake of kick, why don't they promote clips
in order to grow their own platform?
Because it dilutes and funnels them into Twitch
more than it helps them.
It's not worth the cost exchange.
It's that simple.
It's that simple.
I'm not asking you.
I don't care what you have to say right now.
I'm not asking train.
Great.
So let me ask this.
So Twitch allows multi-streaming, correct?
But what is their rule?
Their rule is.
So Twitch allows you to multi-stream because Kik forced them to allow multi-streaming because Kik showed how fucking just dog shit they are.
But they added a caveat in there. They said you must focus on Twitch chat for 80% of the time, right?
So why would Kik, why would Kik pay for your clips when you're not even, listen, you're not even paying attention to the Kik chat.
You'll get banned on Twitch, yet you're giving your business...
I didn't pay attention to the Twitch chat half the time.
Wait, that's not a rule though. That's not a rule.
I don't...
In order to...
It's a rule.
No, it's not.
You have to stream.
It's a rule.
And you have to pay attention to your chat.
It's not a rule.
It's a rule.
It's not a rule.
Are you sure?
Yes, it's not a rule.
All these rules have been diluted because of outrage.
So basically, the absolute outrage andies,
like fucking equities,
they actually worked in our favorite ones.
We should celebrate that.
Really?
Yeah.
Wait, so I could wait.
So you can read kick chat and focus on kick chat.
On the screen.
Yes, yes, yes.
And I can link my kick chat channel in my Twitch chat.
Oh, beautiful.
I got one.
I don't know, but yeah.
Yeah, you can't do that.
You can't link.
Yo, my channel screen chat, a trend is combined.
Like I was the first one to do it and burn the rules for it and actually push for a for a change.
Oh, my God.
You should.
Oh, my God.
I risk the game.
They changed it.
Love.
I risked it.
Getting married and I put I was like, oh, you can look at my at my deficit.
Literally.
I am the one who actually made it.
Look, look, I'll refresh my channel.
Right.
Watch your story.
I just watch it.
Watch this.
Watch this.
You're like, we can definitely look at that.
I'm going to refresh refresh cash moment.
Now look at the tell what it's going to do.
the shuttle do it look bang sit it up in there a little weird loaded that's my
deficit I made that I I I I came up with it and he made the code it bang fuck
you okay train what I'm trying to say is what tell me tell me right now right
now okay what harm is it to you guys money money money money it has to be a
return to get it there has to be a return okay what would you lose if you
just paid my food for the next 10 years I mean I don't I'm gonna eat it I'm gonna
eat it they don't know what you guys those guys bro I'm not talking to you
right now ex what what do you not understand I haven't been talking to you
for the last 20 minutes I think you would be I think you would be a unique
situation I think in your situation your argument actually stands right in your
situation where you're not sitting there like you you're actually like there
wouldn't be any difference right because you're not just on kick passively
trying to right like a lot of people that that's your mom twitch they just have
kick open on the past they don't care about it right they don't care at all
Like it's still great, but they don't care so to give them the same features as someone who's
Exclusively spending their time growing their kick channel, right?
There's a disconnect there there has to be some reward for the partnership program on kick for the people who choose
exclusivity on kick and then also what ex-USC said right at end of the day when things cost money
They want to invest in people who are investing exclusively with kick
However, we still believe that every creator regardless of exclusivity deserves a 95 5 in your situation. I agree with you
Yeah, you are more passive people wouldn't know you would grow on kick. It's not like you're sitting there, you know known for
Twitch at the current moment, even though I would say you are right like when I think of Greek
I still think of twitch right that's what I think of naturally right so in your situation
Yeah, maybe there is an argument to be had to why you can't have kick clips
But unfortunately, maybe other streamers ruin that for you
But the overall rule is there to reward people who are investing in kick exclusively
there has to be a disconnect since ninety five five is for everyone
i invest in the right
right at the right to take on that act if i should
but it really is the reality is that
um...
really jesse?
twitch is this thing was like oh yeah
be loyal and it'll pay off whatever
you've been doing that for years and then you get fucking yass right
kick at least there's a pathway
if you invest into them
they're missing you
they're investing in you
you're investing in them
it's actually symbiotic
Now you don't get to fucking have the both of you're lazy you're a fucking lazy bitch you're a fucking lazy bitch you're a fucking lazy you're a fucking lazy you do nothing
How about me instead of claiming you'll get your tics up bitch you make a funny clip
How about you make a funny clip one time maybe we'll close your shit fucking night
I am funny
Make a funny clip
I always make funny clips I'm the funny guy I do that I have divine intellect I always do
Oh my god and here comes again
You know, he's the god of whatever, but you're the god of food and consumption.
I never said that.
You're the god of gravity.
You're fucking fat.
You're annoying me.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
I apologize.
No, I didn't.
That's okay.
I love you too.
I don't really care.
I don't get upset.
My feelings don't get hurt.
Okay, I'm 33 years old.
I'm fine.
Listen, I just want...
Maybe you could do a thing where you can give people clips and clippers even if they're doing multi-streaming.
Maybe you could be open to that option.
But okay, the problem with that generally is that the clip will go up there, right?
They will go, oh yeah, they Google the name, SEO and other factors coming to play.
And it funnels back to Twitch more than it actually has the platform.
They will be paying it for their own downfall.
It just doesn't make sense.
Like they're already the audience the smaller the smaller people that make clips right now
You do know they just clip anything just to get a bag and try to get a viral mode
It's just complete kick slop if you go on tiktok. It's every single kick
Clip that I see is some out-of-context unthought of random pick in order to get
It's terrible. It's absolutely terrible and they put zero thought that you're gonna get a bag and they have no passion for it
They're just doing it for the money. What kick has breeded is people that aren't passionate
No, it's not kicking. That's the economy. That's the current economy in this fucking social media
Yes, it's true I agree. Nothing's genuine. Every this farming
67 you guys do
You guys you guys
kick it a wrong direction and and it's just you don't have the passion in order
to put it in the right what I'm saying what I'm saying yeah okay everybody's
just doing it for the money money incentives will always drive the fucking
vulture yes passion always right when you add incentives the rats come out
That's just what it is it and sometimes there's a lot but they will pay the past people when we clip
They will get views they will get there only stream on kick. Oh my god. I feel gambling deal and you're gambling
What the fuck are you talking about?
When do you I'm a fucking co-owner you dumbass? Oh, so I'm the camera so I get to do anything
I'm gonna be honest, bro
You give listen the very high road arguments you hate used against you when you're like losing something
You like turn around grab the most hateful thing you can say about your friend and rip the most high road live stream
Fair like you signal back
Now we're playing the game
Oh, it's fine. It's fine. It makes no sense. You're playing a complete victim card in order to put the point
That's just fucking you know what you're doing right now train
Why explain to me like he's you know get zero value arguments. Hey, he just speaks in
Buddy you feel around you are knowing do you love kick? Yes or no?
stop laughing like a fucking weirdo listen do you love do you like stop do
you love kick yes or no x yes why do you use kick like a fucking like a
straight I don't see the word but like like your fucking piece that you just
go over there and you just use you go over there to gamble you don't put any
It's just it's just your place where you use an order I can answer that I'm gonna stream you fucking larder
What's your problem? No, I can I can I can I'm gonna be when you exclusively stream you just do gambling
What do you exclusively do an exclusive kick streamer in there?
I'll tell you why it's it's a very logical
Explanation actually go ahead and I will counteract your logical escalation. Oh train. No, go ahead train
I said so so on kick. Okay
On kick, not at least for starting years, okay?
The viewer ecosystem was non-existent, right?
And compared to Twitch, it's still non-existent.
The viewership ecosystem comes from streamers, at the beginning at least,
like me, XQC, and Aiden, at the beginning, right?
When we come in, when we go offline, our viewers will trickle into other streams, right?
So at XQC's side, if you look at it kick wise, it's actually more beneficial for XQC to keep streaming.
Oh, hold on. So it's more beneficial for XQC from kick side to stream on Twitch still and stream on kick.
Sorry, does stream on Twitch still and stream on kick multi-streaming, right? It's beneficial.
In San Jose.
Because XQC's bridge between the two, right, is beneficial to kick.
It's beneficial.
For XQC just to go on kick exclusively at his size and what he brings to kick, it would
actually be a...
It's a loss for both of us.
It's a net negative.
We are both losing.
I'm harming them though, I mean literally.
It's owners have the open mind and the mathematical calculations to understand that they gain more
from XQC if he's live on Twitch with a connection to kick simultaneously.
Bridges more over continuously. Oh, sure
Like it needs to be that way, it's the same with me right like
It begs me every day
To stream on twitch first, but obviously I don't want to so I don't but like they beg me because
They know that's the way to go. I don't do it because I don't want to do that, right, but
So like that's why it's actually better for ex you see to do with how he's doing it
I didn't explain that as well, I'll be right back.
How about we reward our viewers for all this dog shit talking?
We reward them with one round of actual gameplay not dog shit fucking great sloth.
Just one time.
Just one round.
Just for them.
A little bit of food, a little bit of food with some crumbs maybe.
Okay, I'm down.
I'm down.
Call me.
I'm gonna put my leg down and lock in.
What is your entire synopsis of the entire thing that's been being talked about?
Lips and soup, chicken noodles.
I'm dead.
Lips and soup, chicken noodles.
I have smokes though, you guys can still go.
I'm gonna smoke this.
He's in the little cave.
I keep forgetting I'm not a
Good job Greek
That's my mouse is stuck where that's my mouse is stuck fuck where man
Bullets it's stuck at my mouth click is stuck
One enemy remaining
They pull the gun out again. Go quick. Go quick. It's just shooting just go quick
It's just it's not me
It's a bug it's a bug it's a bug if I can a mouse click see it's not doing any more
Yeah, it's stuck. It's not I can't shoot now. I can't shoot
Why is it doing this?
Tab it in and out
Come back I'm back. I'm back. I bring my mouse
I'm not comparing my narrative to the same narrative that I said
That's just
I want to be hurtful you do take their narratives
That's not true when you want to be hateful it is true
I wasn't
That's not true
When you want to be hateful
I'm getting more angry at this place
Only when you want to be hateful I don't know if you're rage-baiting or just like
It's like suddenly
Oh, no, we're losing this game because you're shooting a fucking marionette
I this clipper actually this guy says that I'm kick as the downtown a bad PR clips like they are before and people that you have
Infractions that got the basic parameters like that the percent of able locked in because they do it in this like the rules
That's good because those that's one thing Greek is right about some of those are just fucking slump. Let's go see
Thank you
Yeah, that's they don't really get you out. Well, I think I read a little time like a book but most come of the
Lot of coming they get a dress in links come from kitchen. It's easier to read it like houses. I was this understanding
Like oh man, I can't
Remove the Odin it just every wall it's funny to lane
Oh my god
Right Jesse calm down my bunny open after
This is the craziest movement I haven't seen
Nobody uses the Odin as a gun everybody uses it as a fucking like wall laser I
I know so I'd like to apologize to my fans. Yeah, no fans. Yeah, but we're talking to just all my fans
I need to apologize to anyone, but you're good. We're friends bantering each other. They're just yelling because it's just loud. That's a that's a fair apology
Loud people just generally annoying
I go go go go go go go
Listen to this!
Great, now my whole fucking screens red, mate.
I just feel so...
Alright, let's hit it. I'm with the X.
Guys, the red side!
Wait, why did the pet now go to the petting?
I'm on site.
Oh my god, Trace.
They don't mean the S would ever get me.
I like that.
special
XQC
Yeah, it's right
Rick just know this
I'm gonna leave you behind just know that no matter what you
Old ways and all the old twitch shit. Okay. Fuck all that bullshit
You're good, you'll see.
Why'd you say that? You're not scared of being left behind, is that what you said about?
No, I'm just saying that. We come from a twitch time.
We come from a twitch time.
That's way worse now.
Way worse now, but...
We come from a twitch time, that shit was fucking terrible.
Blow him up, man!
What the f...
Mate, this game is so shit.
It's so shit, it's so shit.
How does he know?
Spike down A. One enemy remaining.
Let's go to the screen.
Lock him.
Watch your eyes!
Watch your eyes!
Eww!
What is this guy staring at the sun?
Oh god, why am I going blind?
You're like, what are you doing?
Who are you flashing?
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm getting a pick for us.
I'm getting a pick for us.
By the way, that's in Napoleon Dynamite quote and skit. Okay, it's why I said that's ironic
It's your girlfriend in the room with you like why do we see
Absolutely viewers that I have a viewer live you were like like what do you know me?
It's a it's full it's a lie. We're gonna say I mean
But you're in there like trying to impress. I'm not impressing her
I'm not bull how was it a different I didn't know she was here for that most this week. Are you just being stupid?
Oh really didn't know she was there. Oh my fucking god, even though she exists great
I'm opening this
I just took
are you going to get I got son I got son
not your best
I have two teammates and I have to look back
I was I think I was I think I thought someone was watching
this game sucks this is yes I would have hit that
Reflect yeah, yeah, Greek heard and sense the woman and yet he just had to harass or he just had to like I like bro
I'm not harassing her like
Like it's like you're like performative. It's like you're trying to like I
Made a joke you're holding a fucking second card bitch ass shut up
You're a bitch. You're truly true. All right, I'm a true. I'm a true. That's all true. I'll show
Oh
Everybody's on my fucking dick like
Showed me no, no, I'm through what this has showed me bro
We just do the same shit whole cesspool. It's always been this is crazy
I have been involved in more drama
And I've been involved in the last
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's crazy, it's crazy.
You're in the bottom, you're in the bottom right now.
And we fucking roasted you for that clip.
You'd be laughing, you'd be laughing, you're in the bottom,
you're in the bottom, you're in the bottom.
Hey, here we go.
What is this plan standing there?
Oh yeah, you're in the bottom, you're in the bottom.
She gives a, yeah, seven years ago, you fucked up,
who cares, who cares?
Everybody out for what he did, where he got out.
After all that matters, who gives a fuck laugh?
They played the medic clipin' with me,
fuckin' on GTA, I laughed, and who gives a fuck?
I was playing, I was CIA, Doug, but who cares?
Who cares? Who gives a fuck?
I got close, I got close.
Anyone who thinks too deeply about that clip of you and judges who you are and who you are as a person isn't your friend, doesn't give a fuck.
We're not judging, we're playing games with you.
If we thought anything poorly about you, if we thought you were a sexual harasser, we wouldn't be hanging out with you.
Exactly.
We'd be hanging with you every fucking night.
I know though.
We watch the fucking clip.
I should watch, I should watch.
We all fuck up. Have you seen that fucking rant?
I'm not sexual harassment, but even if I was, I couldn't wasn't for switch, huh?
They have he said
Listen, I'm not section after but if I was why would you feel the need to go mess with my crew?
Bro because it's weird. It's be everything. I don't want around me. It's just it's repulsive like like
If I'm a guy who just blows up cars and fight and kills me why would you want to be a friend with me?
Like what is fucking is that?
Yeah, pull what you set aside brother if I hang out someone in real life, okay, and they're rude to like waiters
I don't hang out them ever again. It's bad fucking energy
I'm asking a question. Why you like I said I'm not a sexual harassment spot for a sexual harassment spot
I know you said that. I'm giving an example
Hey, I'm asking a question like like I asked a question and everybody's like Greek
Whoa, he's asking questions
Why isn't X saying your best friend?
I'm just asking a question, I'm just asking a question, guys hold on, here's the question
What a dumbass fucking thing that is to say
Listen
Listen
Listen
Guys, if you don't ask a question, you're gonna be blinded for the rest of your life
I'm already blinded
Why do I get attacked?
Why do I get attacked for asking a question?
That is okay, like why do you
The question any question that dies and dies why do this something like you just have some dumb shit is a dumb question
like that is
Okay, why don't why do you attack my purse my person for asking a
Putting a question in the space. It's almost like I cannot question the other thing about
It's just wait wait right corner. He's stunned. He's stunned him. Okay
I'm not gonna get mad I'm not gonna I'm gonna let you right now. Why does it play the corner?
I mean we have a cross fight on the corner. You can't double double double pick that
Yeah, I should have I should have just thought held in. Yeah, you're right
I thought you said hide. Yeah
Hide but hold the corner
two Jews, me as a Persian, and two Mexicans.
I'm sure you can imagine.
And a part?
The calls were crazy.
All we're doing is roasting each other.
You know all that matters?
When shit hits the fan, we chose Vax.
But when shit's not hitting the fan,
we can roast each other like we hate each other.
I just don't got it.
I don't get it at all.
Sure you do.
Get out of here.
I didn't hate you guys.
Oh, no.
I guess.
Jesse's talking straight fucking brick right now.
Bro's like a obsidian stone.
It's not toxic.
People say toxic, make themselves a victim automatically.
When you don't hang up with victims, no one's a victim of anything.
Like you're just hanging out, you're just saying some dumb shit, nobody cares.
Like saying that, oh, then they're reading all of your talks to sleep.
Not true, not at all.
Like, that's your P.O.P. No one gives a fuck, you know, in the group, in the, in the fan groups, what are you talking about?
Can you play me the Vandal, please?
I'll get pissed.
Yes.
It's when I like one, people get offended for others.
Like, if I'm in a group and I call a group a big fat zoe,
I'll go for the Europe ended, eh?
I'm not calling you fat zoe, he's fat zoe!
Like, I know you can take it, that's why I call him like that, like...
I don't know these fucking names.
The one I ain't going to help, the one I ain't.
He's fat.
I got the spike. Someone speak. I died a spawn by the way. Somebody's a spawn.
The guy elbow just planted villain peek it then the guy in at treat repeats like make
Make an excents please!
Good Ace!
Me watching multiple 30 plus year old million men argue about make-believe game rules
from a decade ago for 5 hours and about to go concrete for f***ing mania max
You guys are brutes and I feel like a dork for watching that
Oh my god, okay man, f***ing...
Alright, whoever's raised, come here
Is it Omi?
Tell me
Let me get a new bug in the mirror
What did you say?
you're gonna throw it over here, see that you need one second to wait one second
you can play both after this please
one second throw it and then we're swinging we're committing since we're doing this
fuck no god
I'm not gonna he's right farm here, but it's gonna happen anyways
I
Listen
Ever since you start doing
Sort of oh my god, I generally cannot you every fucking go man
Jesus
Ever since I can't I can't phone is rage baiting. Yeah. Yeah. He's been doing that lately
Yeah, like you attracted the most diabolical viewers in your life
Anybody to you ever for your entire life you were repulsive a big sack of fucking dog shit
When we play games luckily when we play games, they're not around but when you do IRL streams
The people that you attract when you do the IRA not IRL she said like just chatting things the people you attract and the most
diabolical students
you're like and the chat the chat goes like it is heaven when you're playing
games as soon as you start doing that shit and you start talking about it you
attract it you miss to generate people in your life I've ever seen possible oh
man I'm sorry oh okay okay bro I wrote let me do with you guys again
His shovel gets slow for like five seconds right feels insecure. I need to make something happen
Then he's gonna he's got a farm first. He's gonna farm. He's right
Right my things on broad shit like like preach the choir just this far in the audience
Then it's gonna break me right to break it in and then we've emotes for about 10 minutes
And that makes him really happy. Oh yum yum. I'm gonna eat all these emotes
She's just fucking annoying. She's just like one one skinny does he days fucking annoying. It's abysmal
Make me honest. Are you playing the twitch game still?
What are you playing the twitch game?
What do you mean by that like the old twitch? No
If I was playing the twitch game, I would be
Any reason I'm playing
He's generally my friend if he wasn't my friend
I
Have collapsed with anybody with if I was playing the twitch game you'd see me on everybody's stream
You'd see me putting on all my happy go lucky all your chance of this happening
I vanished when you were like it is fucking dumb ass a fake and you take to like
Bullshit black build dumb ass. Oh guys. Oh, yeah, what man?
They gotta be in the kitchen like but you did everything like both
That's why I'm a little collab with you fucking dumbass
Love you play
You actually think I'm playing some sort of oh
Yeah, my wife will do my fucking laundry. That's what she belongs like lover like that's why I happen
Yeah, sure
Ten key views I'm not playing
All right, man, they get the fuck out
Fucking bitch, of course. I'm not playing a twitch game. I'm play I met you and we're like I like
Like I love I love you
Oh, it's a shriemer. I don't play the person. I don't collab. I love you for who you are really if I'm not truly
If I truly don't like them. Oh, no, not like if I truly don't really like feel like you know that though
I'm not forcing a relationship in order to further my twitch career. That's ridiculous. That's that's the twitch
you know that that's the tissue
deliver the last player standing
I know it's that sucks would you
would you agree that it's jank where my BC it's fucking
I know it's wrong you know it's crazy
but you know what I'm gonna say I'm gonna say the most
truth muke I actually wish this game actually from
Crypto mind on my system. I wish they'd play spider my shit all my info because I think we get some value
And this piece of shit jank where I'm a fucking PC. It's dog shit and blows with my shit
It was an invasive ass a sweet boy. It doesn't even work. Fuck this shit
Holy fucking truth. Newt. It's right. Why do you think I'm playing a twitch game right now?
Why'd you generally think cuz you farm your friends?
I'll tell you why I'll tell you why okay?
So here's where I'm at in my career points. Okay, I'm gonna place. Oh, they're here
So yeah, here's where I'm at. Okay, I like to join groups
So as you can see
Like I said, this is embarrassing
I should have used the same, these guys are just kinds of shit, it's a little trashy at my end.
You used the number 10% worth shit like that, right?
So, when I join friend groups the game late at night off stream, I don't like to feel like I need to be on guard.
If I ever feel like I need to be on guard, that means someone in the call or someone in the friend group is playing the Twitch game.
It means at some point I have to sit there and calculate what will they do if they get mad enough if they get sad enough if they feel betrayed
Are they gonna do this or they're gonna leak that right?
That's the twitch game when you meet a real group of friends who are satisfied with who they are
They truly like you you can go in there with your guard down. You can express your true political opinions
You can drop whatever joke you want. There's no fear of anything right? There's no protection
There's no playing this card or that card. You can just be you and relax kind of like how we all started in the beginning, right?
I feel as if this call it's entering that territory. It's entering the territory of why I need to start watching what I'm saying
Do I need to start? Can I trust this group chat? What is going on? Are some people emotionally un-fucking stable?
Are they gonna get upset if I disagree with them one day and then next they're gonna go full fucking nuclear on me and just fucking
Are you AF game you dick shit?
I'm feeling it right now, and I don't like that.
Are you AF game you fucking gorilla dick shit piece of garbage?
What the fuck are you doing?
Let me guess if we're getting milk.
No, I was ranting. You didn't hear me?
Yeah, but dude, like, like, can you only do one test?
I can do one task at one time
Okay, I'm sorry you feel that way
No, I don't I don't see how I feel that way now. I see I said we're entering that territory
I'm wondering like okay like like
You know, I guess everyone's sad or something with it where the rats are they like I don't know just it feels it just feels odd
I just
I
We're winning all these games in the beginning, we're winning all these games in the beginning,
and then we just argue, we argue with each other.
It's weird, we're not, listen, listen, oh me, oh me, oh me, be my vouch, be my vouch.
How many times do me and the other friend group of all Middle Easterners, how many times
do we go at each other's throats on some serious shit, like personal shit, but we still fucking
win the game?
Why?
Because we know we're boys.
Why is it only shit talking this group?
Because they are good at the game and we are dog shit, we are dog shit and you're even
more awful.
Oh my god, what is going on? What the fuck is going on because you don't have
Shit at the game and so are we you got a good place? You play with good players. We are shit
Yeah, I get carried you want to hear that I get carried
What I top frag doll yesterday I top frag doll yesterday. We suck man. I
Sucked you
We were winning those games and I'm talking about you
Young all for friends all of you right now. Hi. No
Well, I'm skipping streaming tomorrow.
Whoever is last place has to say a slur.
Happily, I'll say for free.
Okay, fair enough.
I'm gonna show you a show.
What defines a slur?
Just pick one.
Pick one, has a bum in it.
Be creative.
Have you played a new game, LaDigger?
Seriously, it came out.
I had a hidden bonus on it.
Have you played it?
I have her 1.5 mil twice.
Wait, actually?
Wait, yeah, it's way better than look cowboy. Look cowboy hidden boy. That boy is a shit. So it's a scam. It's a scam
It's a little bad, bro
Yeah, I'll thank you
Even see it bro. You also love that game. You fucking love all the ladies
Have you not seen it? No, I actually hate all the laser. I only like
limited visit
And I've got all of them but I play all the ladies. Yeah, I know I know
No, you got me you got me wow double standards. Yeah, I mean I like him, but I I play him, but I hate him
I can't
Guys my mouse is broken my mouse is broken
We know
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he has a lock in it. Yes, it's a lock in it
What is this fucking scene I'm not seeing buggy
like if
Reaction when we're done 6-12
Like like train talks to us when we can't see his camera with both his hands like like he's showing us something
Well, we can't fucking see him like that's a problem
He's 100% he's doing hand gestures that we can't see as if we can
So that on I can see it
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with this mouse.
Okay, I'm trying it. Now debunk this.
Why does your living room have two fucking couches in it?
You have to explain us this.
Why next to one another? Two couches.
That's a set, that's a set, right?
Hear me out. One couch is to watch TV and one couch is to read.
Fair enough.
So I read on one couch and take naps on one. So the reading couch is the same as my napping couch
Yeah, and then the other couch is my TV watching couch. Yeah
Like the cloud couch is absolutely for movies
Forward but it's it's the nap sideways bang the whole room is couch
Why don't you just turn the TV up and then you choose the same
Okay
Just turn the TV off
He's doing chores
Like okay, buddy
forward with the guy
mustard explain it
nah watch my video
i just put that this is so much fun
you can't go pig-wise
if you'd like to turn out as a meanie
fuck this
ex-qc kid's giving me a head-to-head
i get on the air
you're not even talking
you somebody gotta do it
bro this mouse doesn't run
you fucking yell at me to be a squire
Yeah, let me to be quiet.
Why?
Why?
Because I know someone.
They're not like us.
They're not like us.
They're really set for real though.
Like I'm off street.
It was just that.
I'm not upset.
I'd be like, can I have my Jeremy?
Come there and hop for the next few hours.
We've got to come in the long.
I've never thought I'd say this.
Monster!
I'm not I'm not going like I'm not going
you
you
you
you
you
I did watch that.
Check. Let me come back in.
Check. I must go. Bye.