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04-24-2026 · 10h 05m
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I think I think I would give this a day.
Um, oh, let me watch this.
Jack, everybody have a thing. I think he's the most funner.
Um, there's a little bit of, um, physical drama, but it's all good.
set. Um, but yeah, you miss this highlight tip from a your real one. I think there's
one in Z care care care. I'm sitting in this one. I'm gonna I'm gonna molly them.
Okay, I just got Molly. I think they mullied me. Where did your Molly hit?
I didn't thought we'd get it, want me to throw it?
Yeah
Okay I'm flying, they just fucking threw a fucking perfect flash at me
These guys like know right where I'm at
Jack, literally zero value player
I think there's one in Z, care, care, care, I'm sitting in this one
I'm gonna, I'm gonna molly you're a zero value player
I just got molly
I think they molly
That molly is hard though, no?
Where does your molly hit?
I don't know yet, wanna go for it?
Yeah
Here we go flashbang
Okay I'm blind, I just fucking, fucking, fucking flash him
Okay I'm blind, they just fucking, fucking, fucking flash him
This guy's like no right where I'm at.
You've walked in front of my fucking bulletin.
What was I doing?
Yo, you've always been in front of my guy?
Hello XQC.
Yesterday my dog passed away and it's been really hard.
I just wanted to let you know that even though you're just a random guy on the internet
You have helped me through the toughest times in my life for the past six years, sincerely, thank you!
Also, that happened, man.
It's classic.
Um, everything is good with you, man.
And it will be... everything will still right.
Um, in your ad crack house...
Yeah, probably not.
Um...
That goes out next week. You shall work next week.
Let them all pass.
1, 2, only...
Cash?
Oh my goodness, how did he do this?
How did he go through it again?
Over a commitment and perhaps a little bit zealous to try and early end this.
And another is getting it taken down by the bot.
What is that from GDM?
Simple as creeping, they seem with you now.
And the desperate play in 2B comes in.
Two smokes.
Two double smokes in the same place.
Graffiti in the game?
Nah, that didn't happen.
69 months.
X, did you hear? ADL went triple cardboard in the street.
Ah, I measure the fuck up there.
Oh, oh, ADL is bad because it's not mainstream sound.
ADL is bad because it doesn't play on the radio.
I was with Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick Lamar.
Up, pick a bleep, pick a bleep, pick a bleep, mustard.
I like the holy fuck. Shut up, bitch.
He chopped loser poor, bitchless, moneyless, poor, mega-chopped, and poor!
Ugly, chopped, loser poor, bitchless, moneyless, poor, mega-chopped, and poor!
Ugly, chop-
Pick a boo, I just put the boogers on my chain, pick a boo, and you gotta score the 40 games
This is your better than this
Psych, you thought he was gonna play some dreg out here?
You out your damn mind.
Coming in hot for the next few hours, we got Kendrick Lamar.
Yeeksies for fuck's sake!
It appears.
Turn the TV off, turn the TV off.
Turn the TV off, turn the TV off.
Turn it...
For the next few hours.
Holy shit, classic.
Hey, Nikita, I'm on stream.
Okay.
Hey.
You have to stick it out.
Yeah, I think everything's figured out, so...
Is there a chance we can save Twitter? Well X communities.
Yeah, we can talk about it but I'm glad you're trying to stream. This is awesome.
I love the X streaming so far. It's saying it's smooth, the chat looks cool. I have no problem with it. I like it.
Yeah, we're just a lot.
You said it? I have no problem with it.
I have no streaming tools so we have to add a new to first of all. This is a lot of meta streams for you.
Well, I keep getting passed around like a blunt to the new streaming platforms, you know, Rumble Party and now X.
But X so far is the smoothest new one.
Yeah, you know, we're going to do something nice again.
Okay, I'm looking forward to it. And I hope the community stay because we've got to beat those X, QC allegations that it's all AI-boss.
We forgot.
Thanks a lot, Nikita.
Thanks, Nikita.
Bye.
Hey
Yeah, yeah, I don't say but it's out of luck. You know, I mean
42 months guys guys if I if I truly hate somebody I wouldn't talk about it. You know, I mean
Yeah, if I if I truly dislike me, I would just I would just go on my day
Yeah, yeah.
Let me check.
To love also means to potentially hate.
Like it's what people hate all the time.
Everything else you're telling the truth about, right?
Destiny plays that game better than him.
So that's why he doesn't want to get into a battle with Destiny because he plays the
game Hassan plays better than he plays it, right?
It's crazy to me how like informed somebody can sound while just being so clueless.
I know he got these talking points somebody because even Hassan doesn't debate like this
like I don't debate like this
I'm usually pretty lenient if somebody makes a mistake I'll grant you
and
But also I don't think I don't think I don't understand it. You didn't make the company
What do you what he meant is if Hassan does that's the strategy this thing does it better and it's like a low blow
So you'll get beat an anti game, but like that's not what he does like whatever
and say, okay, we move on.
But even if Son doesn't debate like this,
like trying to catch somebody on like a small error
and then like harping on that or something,
like I don't even know,
this is just like a random talking point
that floats in the ether about debate pros or something.
Are these Asmogol talking points?
Oh, okay.
I haven't listened to Asmogol talk about debating or whatever.
And if he gets you on a run,
he doesn't do that.
Asmogol ducks me like,
about a debate shahini yeah patrick bed david i would love to go on his show talk to him okay
you know patrick bed david i know of his name i don't really know his like
The greatest at everything
What that's cute
I'm not eight years old I'm fucking 20 something
Can you play my favorite drink song?
Oh my god, oh my god.
How are you still posing this?
Brother, how are you still posing this stupid ass clip?
I like, brother, are you going to move on?
I'm going to do an MGA.
Yo, yo, next time, if you still haven't
checked, keep looking, keep looking at it.
I'm going to take the billionings.
Yo, and if I see that twitch call over, I'm going to do it.
Yo, like you see, here's a handshake I'm going to do.
Go fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
You make fun of me, then I'll make fun of you.
Fuck off!
I'll ignore you.
I will... I will flip you off.
Before a sign someone is emotionally immature.
Number one, they always get defensive.
Say something even slightly critical and watch what happens.
They either shut down or flip it back on you.
Emotionally immature people cannot separate feedback from attack.
So their ego goes straight into protection mode and the more accurate your point is the stronger the reaction becomes
They're not responding to what you said they're reacting to okay now. How's that me now?
How's that me exposed it made them feel
Emotional maturity is being able to hear something uncomfortable and actually sit with it instead of turning it into a fight number two
They constantly deflect blame nothing guys guys
Guys, in order to become the best at a game,
if you have the block number one,
guys, these blocks are blocks that you cannot,
okay, there, now let me,
readle me this, readle me that, no, let me,
guys, these are things that appear on the outside.
You are emotional, you are...
What do you know?
Somebody, what do you know what the process is?
Right? If there is sense and stuff, in order to become the best at something, you can't have this.
The thing is, ever their fault. The story gets twisted or the focus shifts before you can even finish your sentence.
Accountability feels threatening because their self-worth isn't stable enough to handle being wrong.
So the responsibility gets pushed away from them and on to you.
A mature person can say, that was on me and take accountability.
Number three, they go passive aggressive.
Instead of saying what's wrong, they go cold.
The tone changes.
The silence shows up and you're expected to figure it out.
Zero out of four.
You can feel something is off.
Zero out of four.
Zero out of four.
Check.
Give me a number out of that four.
I don't give a shit.
Zero.
Where it never gets named, passive aggression, is what happens when someone feels anger,
but doesn't feel safe expressing it directly.
Excuse me.
Emotional maturity.
Sounds like being clear, even when it's uncomfortable.
Number four, they guilt trip.
They don't ask for what they need.
They make you feel responsible for how they feel
until you give in.
And once that works, it becomes a pattern.
All right, I'll do that.
Giving up your needs just to keep the peace.
That's a very big problem.
Four, sign someone as emotionally.
I'll do any of that.
I'll do any of that.
Nice like though.
It's been a nice life running in a bright light
Saying as bad as people describe
Okay, explain how you become the best at a video game
If you never take accountability internally
For the mistakes that you make
In order to become better
You have to be
I did bad
I need to do better next time
To be better
And to improve and become the best
This is what it is
So whatever you're feeling down the outside
Isn't it up to you?
You are the receptacle, but the internal process
has to be absolutely pure.
And I was the best at the watch,
so everything's said, fuck you, fuck you.
I was the best.
I played for millions of viewers.
I played on the stage.
I didn't play that nobody could ever do.
I beat the top players on the main stage.
I was him.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I was the best, I wasn't top 3, top 2, I wasn't the best in the world, the whole planet came together to play one game, and they couldn't beat me.
I was the father boss. I was the
I was the
I wasn't the best in the world the whole planet
I was
Have you ever wondered why gears are never made to fit perfectly tight?
Even in the most precise machines, there's always a tiny gap between the teeth.
If the teeth were to perfect, the gears would actually work worse.
When they spin, they heal up and expand the level.
The teeth start rubbing against each other with the machine.
So why this funny?
That's why engineers use oil.
If the seeds were to die, they all would just get squeezed out in the metal and rub again.
The small gag led to thin layer of oil torn between the teeth.
Keeping everything running smoothly.
Have you ever wondered why I'm here?
Two streams back to back with an RP React segment.
Do you know something we don't?
Soosh, soosh, soosh.
Nekita bearded me.
Wait what? Wait, I just clicked this shit because you responded to speed.
Hey man, sorry about the sudden news. I understand it's probably frustrating after building up
a community. We're considering particularly keeping some version of
committees for top streamers. So that seems to be one of the few successes of the
community's product. Have you ever multi-streamed to X?
Oh, you did me!
interesting
chat i i think they want to be able to stream on it
chat
i think inherently
uh... it will be difficult to make people watch streams a lot on twitter
just off the basis that uh...
it's just
the model doesn't really worry about it
also they would need to improve their compression algorithms and shit
and i think there's a lot of uh... groundwork to be done but who knows
that's what mothers are for now
Oh no! I'm hurt by the comments!
Mom, please!
What? What is this? I'm not allowed to...
Oh no! There's a lot of work at Stupid!
I'm not allowed to do that. Okay.
Alright. What is this?
He does not matter!
But I get it, it's just the leaderboard's drafts that achieve it.
Chad, the problem isn't the Twitter algo.
The problem is the game.
Like, the game makes bad encoding.
I think we've achieved it for leaderboards now.
But maybe we get like next year or the next year or the next year or the next year.
If it's possible, I don't know.
Tell them about the other deck battle.
I mean, I'm still last, but I'm keeping up, I'm still last, but I'm gonna close the gap a bit, so it's a little better.
You have to subscribe to Chalk and Chat.
Is my ulting gonna be nuts?
I'm gonna try ulting, I don't really know if ulting is worth it right now, but we'll try it anyways.
I mean, again, yeah.
Yo, message to Nikita that he's never gonna read it, or see.
You want people to watch streams and end up with the product of streaming,
and the whole community is gonna remove.
Under the guises, you wanna do the stream, right?
Me as a user, I come in here, I wanna chat with, let's say, right?
Like, okay, well, that, okay.
I can't, I can't, I can't click, I can't click it, right?
So how do I do it from here? I'm a user guys. What is sweater? What is X? What is X dot come? I've never seen before oh
Very cool. I'm gonna go watch some it and I'm gonna go talk
What what do I go where do I go like it is it subscribe to bring chat I
New user X user. I'm going to buy this
Where do I go?
Where do I go?
I have no indication.
I have no visual cues.
There's nothing that I can see here that guides me towards doing that.
So, like, the product isn't even close to ready.
So, genuinely, what companies usually do, they find a new thing.
They build it up before they bridge from one product to the other.
Right?
If the other products aren't ready it's a gap that people like you know I mean like you can't just leave a void
When there's a void within two products, you get lost people lead you'll find something else with you
That's how that's how competitors rise up man
Generally, this is how discord and and other shit like
You know I mean it
Whatever
I just click it man. It's the first shower stream ever
No, this is crazy
No, yeah, what in the net and like fucking like a decade man actual fucking shower stream. We miss
Oh, we do this.
Hey, yo!
I'm fucking naked.
It's insane.
Again.
Actual cock reveal stream.
Who said that?
That one's always a thing.
Boy, is this always a thing or not?
Jesus.
OK.
Yeah, why is it so rude and why is it so rude now don't do that?
And you're on it, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
To my mother, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
And you're on it, I'm sorry
Spotify Act 20, the most streamed music podcast out of books all the time
I don't get it, what do you mean podcast? This is just music
Most streamed to artists of all time man.
There's just Bad Bunny, Drake, Wiccan, R&R, Edgeran,
there's Bieber, Billie Edge, Eminem, Kanye West,
Travis Scott, BTS, Broom, Bruno Mars, Jay Blavin,
we're gonna have a cool play.
Kendrick Lamar.
So, you can make us believe that Kendrick Lamar
topped the charts like a maniac for a year straight
and went above everybody else.
But bros is at 18.
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Always be true. It's a rich weight. It's a truth new
I don't understand why people are refusing. Bro, even fans of the music say it's shit.
Bro, how does it end?
Yeah, truth-nuke is right.
Most other books.
True.
True.
Bots. Next.
Tell me about job about podcasts
Oh, yeah
Joe rings me and sir, I know that is that there is another isn't nope
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope
I don't
I think Jerry is okay. I think Jerry kind of doesn't really hit the same anymore. I feel
like the I think Joe Rogan has less interest in his guests and doesn't plunge in as hard
into interest and expanding what we know about the guests that he's with and it's
more about kind of intermingling what he knows what he thinks and what he likes
with the other guy and you're just kind of talking. It's like the
Scott podcast but it's just not the old Jerry where we would really get more
exposure. Yeah that's my thing.
I like the fact that I only say a little bit of GC because I didn't like the fact that
Like in GTA 5, you literally can't progress unless you kill the police and I'm like, this
doesn't work for me.
I actually don't like killing the NPCs in the video games, that's not my thing.
So actually I didn't like GTA because I actually stopped when I said you have to,
you don't know where to proceed to shoot at the police, I'm like I don't want to
do that.
I only play a little bit of GTA because I didn't like the fact that, like in GTA 5, you
literally can't progress.
I think in a lot of other games you go on a lot of worse shit than killing the police
in the game.
Like, bro, it's a game where you're playing a character in a role, right?
And in other games you do way worse than just killing somebody because they are a
roadblock.
Like, what I'm saying is that in that game the police is a roadblock to your
goals right as that character and it's not really any other thing than that. In some other game the
Lorebind is worse generally it's more it's even more political or more whatever when that game
it's just really isn't like.
A lot of people you know you decided to have a visit to me in 23. You have obviously a lot of people
you know up and on like why are you doing you know what was what was the real like thought
process behind that, like it's kind of a trailblazer move, dog.
Just not ready for that baby, bro.
Yeah.
Okay, yo, TMZ MotherSuckers, listen to me very carefully.
How come when you guys interview me like this, you never post my clips?
Like, bro, I'm famous, I got motion, like, bro, people want to listen to my fucking,
people want to listen to my thoughts.
I, bro, I do a bunch of funny, like, 8 years of poker shit.
What?
Yeah, well, women, you know, often, you know, in this life, they're forced
to kind of do the contraceptive stuff.
It's kind of a feminist decision on your choice, though.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
They're forced to kind of do the contraceptive stuff.
Yeah, women often in this life, they're
forced to kind of do the contraceptive stuff.
It's kind of a feminist decision on your choice, though.
Yeah, I think it's a great, I think, because I mean,
I'm for it.
Oh my god.
No, it's a defensive move.
It's not a progressive, helping move.
It's a defensive move, and how hard is this to understand?
I had a procedure last year.
It wasn't that hard.
And it's been great for me, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, we love women, bro.
You feel me?
They protect themselves, we got to protect ourselves, too.
Yeah, and now my wife don't got to worry about all that.
You know what I'm saying?
So like for you, was that part of the calculation?
like when you think when you when you when you thought about it when you were
going through where you like yo you know you don't have to worry about it you
know your your woman don't got to worry about it either you know
if they come to town for me to take kids like people don't know but it's like to me all reversing
there's a chance that possibly like the procedure fails and like you can't
reverse it but there's a high chance you still can't reverse it 100%
so yeah I protect myself I protect the people I'm dealing with yeah we are
I like that what does nobody project that they are want or need for like having children on the other people like it's some
Like it's it's what you have to do like they should like they should do or like a lot of people that are there's
2 pbm or like fucking
28 30 or the guys 23 like like
Pick and choose your battle buddy, but just want to flex your need for a production as a fucking like a late 20 years
to like some guy was like like early 20s like it's just like a mumbra like it's
just it is a very mature choice I want to give you your flowers do you think
the trend will start because I mean you're you're a leader of the new school
man you know it might be everybody got protectors yeah okay
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I feel like I just hit by a bus, oh me and his stupid looking glasses.
He's so fine.
Now welcome me to the jungle.
Holy!
Holy!
Holy shippin!
Holy holy
Holy shit
Yo yo
From this throwing ourselves off a bridge and giving up and saying yeah, the planet is dying the government hates us
The animals are leaving the aliens aren't contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me
Noble is back in action voice. Sure reactor meltdown. I'm the fucking goats
Jack how good I was and and
Games for me to save our community. I basically got a multi-summon excuse the element of soft night today
Welcome me to the jungle. Please Exile need your juicer and me a set excuse now like fully stream on Twitter
And I just left him on red
Respectfully cuz I'm not doing that obviously
I'm not gonna have a waste of conversation with anybody. I know I'm not gonna do it and then
Double-text triple-text like please can we make this work? Maybe we can figure something out
I don't want to figure something out even if you maybe didn't hear it
You know watch it. You know this show
If there was a new competitor or a new better product that people will actually use
I
Am well that's your main is fine like I think you wish to explore those options though like even if it's a little bit of growth
a little bit
It's just track on hasn't I need the king of juicers opinion kicks mud link?
I'm gonna watch that
So but like suffer boy, you know, I think with you, but I'll just refund it
5.3 thousand? Who was it about when buying it?
Chad, low key though.
Okay. Low key though.
Hold on. This screen is predatory.
Because look, did you feel like you're about to purchase something?
Like, it doesn't say confirm or buy or finalize.
It just says a number.
like no no no no no it it's a predatory screen what let's say confirm purchase or cancel purchase
big green big red and instead it's oh would you like to confirm also green 5000
Wait a minute, sorry, what screen is this?
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Green 5,300 is like, um, okay.
Like, it's scam.
The fact that you guys accept this is dog shit.
Read the top.
I don't read it.
It's my fucking job to read.
It's not my job to fucking read it.
My job is to consume products
and be protected by the laws
and the companies to not be scammed.
This screen is a predatory to people like me.
I don't fucking read it.
Like, then don't give me the shit.
Give me green, red.
Oh, I'm buying something.
Well, I don't think I want this.
I go red.
This is a screen that you don't even know
how to get out of it.
Like, and look, the X button is like this weird crosshair.
It's a shit, dude.
It's fucking shit.
5.3 thousand who would have ever bought it Jack Jerry though like do you really blame
you though let me look at this
55.3 thousand can we do a party excuse me allow it doesn't feel like a
confirming a screen like I think this should be illegal if you agree with the
laws that ban cases and gambling and games and all that if you could all those
measures to protect the consumers, then you would agree that this strain is a
Treasury. And you would agree that the prices are outrageous.
The speech should be leaked.
For all that is holy, I summon fish molly.
For all that is holy, I summon fish molly.
For all that is holy, I summon fish molly.
It's to be! How are you?
I'm not supposed to be lying?
Alright, alright, let's see how long it takes.
Check!
I love the clip choice and music choice.
Check, this guy peeked this thing off, he's insane.
Is it the music in the show or the added music on it?
It's not like I enjoy being hammered or anything like that.
She's like...
Minus five years feels weird, man.
I finally feel happiness when I get that.
Seven thousand seven hundred and seven.
Was it really worth it?
And that's where the problem sets with me.
Fifty-three months here with the goat.
Why the fuck is Chattergreen with billionaire companies micro-transactions behind us?
You guys good?
X is the big sounder we have to-
Because they don't agree with people making a lot of money off of them, but they willingly
give it away and so they see it and they go, I don't like billionaires.
Oh wait, a bear's other than the most shit product from those overpriced...
PLEASE!
FUCK ME HARD!
PLEASE!
I beg you, fuck me!
Like, bro, please.
Angostada!
What the fuck?!
Saratoga!
No!
Goats!
Goatsnats!
go fast on Santagato. It is. It's a it's a it's Oregon. Oregon. Oregon. Oregon.
Green you
Rogaine rogan
wrote row
Right change up a little that one. I mean I get it
This is the FSB RP.
RP.
I ripped my weapon.
I might be in the wrong area because there's not a lot to do here.
Have fun.
Like what?
I don't know.
It's your city.
Exactly.
The Asians came to Montreal.
Chat, one thing I noticed, so far,
yo, you go to the fucking botanic garden.
You go to the old ports.
You go to La Hone, motherfucker.
You go to St. Captain's Street.
You go to St. Denis or some shit.
Go get a fucking, go get a smoked meat or some shit.
You just need to do the Montreal's to eat.
Everyone's eating cafes, crepes, boring.
If you don't think that gardens are sick,
You're a bitch ass.
I don't care if you're uneducated like me.
I don't give a fuck.
If gardens are straight sheet, like, oh, it's boring.
Because you're boring.
You are boring.
Go to a fucking, go to a garden.
It's full of smells.
It's full of visuals.
It's full of mist and nature and humidity
and a weird breathing phenomenon.
like, everything smells!
Look how weird this feels, all the content creators on the right side
and all the camera men over here. Like, it just doesn't feel real.
It almost feels like kind of dystopian. Like, what is 2026?
Look how weird this feels, all the people coming at it, guys, is it...
Go for my take! That's what I said!
Content creators on the right side and all the camera men over here.
Like, it just doesn't feel real.
It almost feels like kind of dystopian. Like, what is 2026?
Look how weird it is.
If I could get she was into a room and explain it to them that they would get better content
and they would get more views overall.
If they had one camera guy that knows what he is doing and everybody played around one
center focus they would get more content better clips they would get and be
better like everywhere everybody wins one one ingest or two one camera bang
with a good term and yo finna back in days
Um...
Oh, actually I can't.
Yeah, let's do that.
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If you make it above, let's say above a million, right, you're paying 58 percent tax, yet they
They cannot fix the roads, and they cannot fix the lead pipes that are poisoning the people.
They have insert airs and much more.
Explain that.
Explain how people get lead poisoning from the pipes, just like in the back of the Roman
times from like minus 1000 BC, right?
In a creek.
Yeah, they have all the money doing it.
And when they want to repair a road, it takes seven years.
Okay, I mean, check that's me though.
Oh, so he said no, thank you.
We said no! Dude, I think I should muddle the guy.
Holy.
What's your bow?
Yeah.
What's the thing?
I don't care.
Probably gonna fill it up anyway if you run a little bit, so don't worry.
True.
When you can eat it.
Revolts!
I will easily be charmed by X-tiles.
Bullying nothing no matter what.
The tech event is 20%.
It's just combined federal and province and...
I
Bitch dependency has no laughing matter addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends. He was held up and scary enough
Even your mind. It's a disease
Bitch dependency has no laughing at no need after the people talk about the topic of addiction
But one of the one is the worst addiction to happen worst addiction as much love every day
Thanks for sampling it all cold and all wrong the worst vision is love
love is the worst addiction of all by a long shot by a long shot bang bang your
wars were starting because of the love addiction literally that many people
died over the hand of love addiction
The last occasion has been a coincidence, not a twelfthence to the government when going out.
No! No! No! No!
Yep! We're gonna... come on!
Fly the glade! Fly the glade!
Be ready!
Beggle.
This is the best that we've ever seen! This is the best that we've ever seen!
Is buddy getting gas in a hot dog?
Is he getting a scorpion?
Oh my god.
You're getting surrounded now what?
You just fucked yourself!
We just wanted you to be able to get to the other side of the power.
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Holy shit!
What the fuck!
Wait, what is it happening to Chase?
No!
Oh!
You gotta go for the sidewall.
Why is it so much so aggressive maneuvers?
People that were in the event are saying we're better.
You know the common consensus that's not the case. I just survived
What is it the people that were in the event this year were better really?
You know the common consensus that's not the case. I just survived worse quality of football. No, no, no
Oh, yeah, but that's just like I've had kids be like where's speed where he's missing me
Yeah, I'm gonna say about as you I agree with you. I'm just saying like the general consensus
Well, you we've done it both times. So you'll know I thought the from the looking from the outside
I was like this looks better than last time the UK
Like this was way better. There's way more. Just UK youtubers even like just like having guys like Lacey and stuff
They all just seem like a little bit of a better vibe. Yeah, just all it was a really good atmosphere like even the training
Really well, it was like, you know what this was the first one
Without sounding like a bit cold for this is the first time I didn't feel like there was anyone with like a mega ego
Yeah, that's why I look like that's why
Previous ones. I was there like I've seen people like not be very nice to check
It's hard to have a go chat when you let's 10 goals in low key other smaller
YouTubers or you know people that are there for a good time. This was the first year that I didn't I didn't actually have that
Yeah, I know a few people said that as well, which is sick. Yeah
I
Yo yo yo yo
I
You killed us again
Why is that the second stream this week it they just get there's the vibe just get obliterated by just one guy like
I mean
Is it choked again?
It's classic.
Yo, is it choked again?
Oh we choked navigation.
Oh that doesn't really count.
I
Will I do that I reach up my chicken
Please just get to me please
Missed one arrow, that's just sad.
Check these guys!
Oh my god!
Yeah, I'll just do this run a little bit. Barely each over here.
That 540 is an orange split for what I'm doing.
Okay.
So forward, no.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Am I bad at the game?
I don't get it.
I don't get it, hold on.
So forward.
No.
No?
Oh, I got faded.
Oh, no, get it.
Oh, I got faded by this.
So where is he going?
So where is he going?
Yo, yo cat!
Oh wait, hold on.
Wait. No, so he didn't choke.
It was a bad situation.
I'm confused.
Cade, spider spike.
nice nice fault it's not salt chat tell me so when it's funding was it by
there in the door wait it was I mean it was very
brickly bit no it wasn't okay yeah well it happens that's cool though I mean
it's good I mean I'm sure you'll get the record I believe in him because
If he beats the jet, I feel like Loki's gonna care again and he's gonna try it. No?
He's washed!
What the hell? Who the hell are you?
Come on, come on, come on.
Fuck!
Bro.
WWE is not cringe at all.
Like, I don't even think it's cringe.
Like...
But the art form is big.
Goddamn!
Oh man!
I feel like you get mad that it's not a real fighting so you get really upset
that you feel you're being a lied to wait and you completely disregard it like
the amount of effort and art and art that it is and like the intricacy of
what the maneuvers are like you're just stupid
Oh
Yeah, it is Arthur, okay, okay
You mean this is not art
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What brother brother that was good, he's affected by the venom he's venom that go it bro is paralyzed. How do you not get this?
Mother
You need to watch Jeff Hardy clip 6 nothing faking what he does.
It's a serpent!
Lion's Scat!
Jesus, actually funny though.
What if I said I think the glasses where you record, hold on, you wear glasses that are
clear that you can put on a show on one of your eyes and you can still work, you have
the glasses and you have a whole TV show, you have a whole game playing it back and
And they can't see it.
And you're working at your job, flipping burgers, and you're watching the game.
Check.
I
It seems pretty good, I actually like it.
Here are the basics of how to use glass.
This is your touchpad.
No, this doesn't count.
That's just got awful.
You have to tap the touchpad to wake up glass.
You should see the display above your line of sight.
Adjust it to see everything.
The home screen shows a clock.
This is your timeline.
It's a row of cards.
It's just bad, it's just bad though, like...
Yeah, they didn't have one where you can watch games.
What if you could gamble though on your glasses while working?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh my god, come on!
Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!
Now, what the fuck? What? What? What?
K-3 1-0 Titan, hold on, I'm not even joking.
No, you're not.
I am not joking.
I can't even cheat it, I can't even take.
I've got a brown candle, what'd you get?
I got Oxidon.
You can stun him if you try.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
Very cool.
Alright, alright.
Chat, what else do we have today? Anything interesting?
Nah, it's just funny because it's a meme, but not funny because it's not...
Not really.
What are these lyrics?
I can't, I can't stretch.
Impression of Henry's family so far?
Yeah!
Hello!
Hey!
You're a machine.
Oh my god!
What if I used to be in the hot seat?
Would you like to ask me some questions, Craig?
Okay, uh, Olivia, do you think I hold Henry emotionally hostage?
I mean, yeah!
You call him Wee-Wee?
Wee-Wee?
What is that like, good joke about his Wee-Wee?
Oh, haha!
Nope, no jokes about Henry's little penis.
I mean, not little.
Okay.
Can I dust?
Jack, I-I feel like if you prompted this with AI in,
You would get a better result and I yo
Crucify me for this. I don't care. I'm just saying this if you were to ask a
Learning model to come up with this and to do it it would actually come out better
You probably have more up-to-date info on it. I haven't seen it for a while, so please stop talking
What do you think of Olivia she's adorable so smart
Good boy.
He likes you.
With one sniff, dogs can tell more about a person's character than a human could be.
I don't know if you're aware of that, but when we first met, I didn't think you would
learn enough about pancake.
Yeah, I didn't notice.
The lid is a powerhouse.
People underestimate me, but actually, I was an FBI hostage negotiator.
Here comes the airplane.
People underestimate me, but actually, I was an FBI hostage negotiator.
Oh, my God.
Here comes the airplane.
I hold the strings of the hostage takers,
the strategic emotional puppetry that's found in a free Henry from U-Gur.
I did this just to liberate Sloppy.
Like, it's just, you're just stacking a bunch of famous people,
famous actors in one shot.
If it was actually about the plot and the acting,
you get a lot better combos, like, come on, bro.
This just feels like they're just forcing me in that room together.
Ah!
Oh my god.
What are we doing?
Oh my god, you baby birdie grandpa G.
I'm gonna ask Olivia to marry me.
What?
No!
Wait, you're sure she's the one?
Dad.
Why?
Boo!
I'm a little worried about Henry.
He's so innocent.
Chat, what is this guy?
What is he gonna play in as well?
I've seen someone else.
Why is it like...
So innocent sort of thing is trained to manipulate people
Alba he's good at all
Mishbucka
Mishbucka that means family in Yiddish. I know
I'm considering inviting Olivia into the circle of trust. Look at the guns on this guy. Oh, thank you for noticing
Tabel
Get his waltz in there. I want my ass off
How about Abba you go to the office, right and you are starting to working on a severance
And you lock in and deliver a good season to doing this fucking sloppy toppy shit
Just you know, I'm not any rude. I actually love his work in some of the other movies
And I get to the office and you use you lock in to doing whatever the fuck this is
It's just not worth the money money. I can't I'm actually going to go
6, 7.
Not me, it's not me.
Um, it's not me.
Uh, what is this?
I mean nobody's repairing it, it's just dumb.
But you can temporarily just get a bucket of rocks and fill it with rocks.
Like you don't have to repair it, you can just put rocks in it, a bunch of random small
rocks and it would at least like cut all the damage
I'm stupid but in this what did you get anything how much damage this car these
These cards?
Well, it's at least a thousand pups or more.
Anyway, let's buy it.
I'm gonna say suck, bitches.
I reach Montreal road.
Sir, bitchy!
Keeps me on my toes.
If you throw it right, you'll blow my mind with a lollipop.
Jesus, Chad, that's... that's... that's insane.
Yo!
Chad, what was I thinking at the time?
But that's abysmal.
If you do it right, yeah, you could blow more blood with a Molly.
Is that 15 kills?
Like, oh, that was like terrorism leak, wasn't it?
I mean, that's absinthe, Anna.
This is nothing.
Jesus
Yeah, I think if I was older than this just out the floor like hey, that's my shoulder. What right there
my fucking shoulder
Becoming fun of Jason
He's coming from fucking pencil. They can't cut me out. Hey, that's enough time to go. Hey, that's my shoulder. What?
right there
my fucking shoulder
I don't care how fucking great your lawyer is, I don't care how expensive your lawyer is,
lawyers can't change the facts in the case, they just can't.
So how are you gonna get those body parts back together
and make them not dismembered?
Not gonna happen.
How do you get those body parts out of a fucking bag
and, you know.
Now tell that to the attorneys that defended OJ.
That it's not gonna happen.
How do you get those body parts that are in a bag
out of a fucking truck?
It ain't gonna happen.
Bag.
And how do you get those body parts
that were in a bag in a trunk that are in a.
need utilization, social environment, play a factor,
current ongoings that have some of the parallel,
a bunch of shift impacts this and that are beyond
both the side of the case.
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Some bum like playing chess with a pigeon, you know imagine we were doing check. Okay, listen. Yeah, this is like if
66 months
This isn't the exact scenario chat of Magnus and and Hans Niemen, right?
Where if Magnus wins, it's not a big W, but if you lose, this is a massive L, right?
And it's uncertain because of some factors and he loses and it causes complete disarray
You know what I mean? Because his elo would not gain a lot because in the political world
He says like some form of high low and I'm saying as low elo
So even if I put a dent in him right in a debate, then he loses a lot of a lot of rating
What the fuck am I gonna do with that at least as we go he has like
Exciting L of people that watch him for his political takes by her and say he don't like talking to people cuz he's like to stay in his body or some shit
Whatever he's yeah. Yeah, that's cuz he's a pussy
You're gonna say you're gonna say the fucking sex pass
sex, past any good at debates. He is good at debates. I've, you know, I, I recognize that
it is. I like this show. Yeah, this is, this is fun. Why are you saying like you're confused
that I am capable of enjoying myself? Look, this is online. Yeah, what do you do? Do you
be bored game? How can you just talk about the foreign policies every goddamn day? I love
it. My favorite fucking thing. I could talk about it all day in my chat. Like, look,
I had like 10,000 more people watching when I was talking about the news.
I have a community that if I don't do the news, they literally like,
Oh, I'm fucking out of here.
Yeah, no, you're right.
That's what I used to do stuff like this.
I used to rotate.
I used to cycle, uh, fun shit all the time.
And I know what I'm sorry.
I'm not, it is, it's this personal way to see the world over, like see a
stream, but dude, I feel I'd be miserable if I sat there and had
numbers up right and I would acknowledge in real time that because I'm doing
something with somebody as a collab and I was like yo by the way our collab is not
hitting we're hitting less views than normally so this is not as good to my
boys right like in real time it's just such a weird like I don't know I could
I would do five hours of news coverage and then I'd play games I would like
collab with other streamers but ever since the Israel shit since October 7
it's like cooked all of my collapse because I have like crazy haters destiny
being one of them and they literally harass the fuck out of anyone that I what
does he hate you bro but what a seven year even begin at that seven year
stalking situation with his entire community but I think it's mostly
envy he thinks he deserves the the situation that I'm in and you'll never
My god, is it about destiny?
Yeah, is it about destiny? I
Know it's not about it. There's no way
me
No, that's me
Okay
That's fucking insane
brother that oh my god, I can't I can't check how many times we've gone to it
I was reacted to clips where like I always tell you guys dude. He sees the world in a certain way and he will not
ever entertain it that people see the world a different way like he sees
clouds and views as like the most like like the the loot everybody's locked up
because he sees it like right and it projects on everybody and it's about me
it talks it doesn't the same way about me and like brother but this is never
about this like destiny peaked okay but I'm not kidding you might not believe
this destiny peaked before twitch destiny had seven thousand viewers on
justin TV let it go he could have been on top of twitch for for a decade
well he got banned and he didn't bother to say sorry or to try to play the game
he just didn't give a fuck my live on plug in YouTube is doing so the guy
He doesn't give a fuck like I'm not bouncing on this. I'm not doing so get one G
All I'm saying is that he doesn't give a fuck about the cloud thing. He doesn't care like you can say that
Oh, yeah, you can say so expensive because others yet. Yeah, maybe true isn't that but views
Decisive bro, please just stop just stop or give up on it where he's like constantly
Fucking himself over over and over again because he's kind of a dickhead. I mean he's a bad person
I was like y'all got some built-up tension. You'll need to release no no, I'm not going anywhere near that buddy buddy
The meth guy rage baited clips before rage bait was a thing. Yeah, you know on top of the twitch game in terms of
Politics is a thing now
He can do the politics and do the rage baits and the fucking are the viral clip bullshit
It's literally what he does it like he would absolutely be on top if he was still on foot
Are you funny kidding me, but the fact that this issue is still alive in his day is a fucking miracle like
like brother everybody of us tried that route or computer irrelevant at this point like that's insane
um but but what I was saying is uh I used to do all that stuff but they're but it since October 7
since like the Israel stuff I haven't been able to one I haven't been able to have time to just
like do more chill shit and then on top of that it's any time I've collabed with anybody they
just fucking pounce on them they'll like go like every time or anything with me I
get cooked I'd be wondering like why I'd be wondering like I might mention that
just let me change you this but yeah they do that shit on purpose they do that
shit to like try to stop me from collabing with other people not
realizing that that just makes me lock in harder and make me fucking focus on
politics which
Buddy, buddy, you showed a terrorist
Propaganda to NMPL enter the sugar coated as a musical prodigy music
Oh, that that spreads good and love like what the fuck is he talking about?
Because then I read it raised my prominence in this area that they don't want me to raise my prominence in right
So it just cooks them in general
Like what the fuck?
Um, what?
In hindsight, it's one of the crisp parties of all time.
They combined network through them as outrageous, um, it's interesting, which I was only a part
of this iteration.
Well, yeah, I remember that.
I don't think I was there.
Usually, you would have more than eight people, no?
Um...
Anyway.
You are fat, you are skinny, you are dumb, you are slow, you are irrelevant, you are not funny, you are fat.
check
away
I move away from the microphone my bad
no I didn't clip the fucking chat believe it or not believe it or not
the only reason why this time can exist and it can't anymore
is that back in days you you are allowed to disagree with somebody
without calling each other than the most insane names and like you could say
oh i don't i don't agree with you and nobody would jump each other and try to kill each other
like somehow and it's willing guys so i don't think the people in his fifth changed that much
i think the social game changed and how much we abide to those social lives
the compassionate one dude i like i mean kind of i mean even you disagree with him i mean he
He was wrong, so what was he talking about?
Basically, his family has to eat fucking rats,
and then fucking a son over here,
he's telling them to man the fuck up
and love socialism.
That's not what I said at all, dude, what the fuck?
Okay, I get it.
It's your honor to win the game.
What do we need to do?
Another way?
Jeff, why would a son,
you would pull out chips
and then chew directly into the fucking pop filter.
Like, dude, just put the mic away for like a second.
I don't get it.
Become a socialist and I'd be cured.
No, no, it's really complicated.
Don't worry about it.
He still does that.
I know I'm just going to get it sucked, thank you, brother.
I want to explain it.
I want to explain it.
OK.
That's the end of the audible side.
Well, here you go, Rick.
OK, basically, a lot of people bring up
Venezuela as an example of why socialism doesn't work.
The problem is Venezuela doesn't work.
Probably not due to reasons that are necessarily socialist.
and a guy came on in his family living in Venezuela
and he was kind of taking issue of our arguments and he was very emotional
talking about it because his family's lost most of their wealth due to the collapse of the
Venezuelan currency and
some of the economy
percents get cats has sent
sent
punishes the hard workers
but hey
well i don't know
no matter how equal it is no human being is truly going to be
equal for another there's obviously going to be like
for example
uh... in a basketball team there's going to be someone who's
six foot four and then there's going to be someone who's six foot ten
Yeah, smarter than his puns.
I like this.
Shit like this sounds like when a manager is trying to convince me that pulling tips
is better, but really it just rewards the lazy motherfuckers and it punishes the hard
workers.
But hey, that's what it sounds like to me.
Yo, yo, holy truth, muc from a decade ago.
Dude, fuck pulled tips.
Amen, brother, but I'm a capitalist.
Yeah, we all want to fucking juice it if we pick we pick fucking hardcore
But it gets hard to go spucking hard black woman. Yo, yo, yo, yo, what the fuck am I saying?
So the problem is that like in a society in a society like ours
We've got classes that are kind of built in the problem is that
Well one problem people can find out is you might be missing a lot of people that could
The big problem or not this isn't necessarily a problem it depends on what your values
Honourable comments on this
Some people would say, if some people would say, well the fact is
Hassan playing with those steady 15 FPS equivalent to redistribute his piece of performance
Is that there are certain people in life that through no advantages that they've earned on their own
They're positioned better to be the business owner than the worker
And business owners are always going to be exploiting workers and will always be in a class above them
and that's a moral wrong that we should seek to fix through a different economic system.
So somebody who's born with billions of dollars is always going to have the ability to exploit another person,
another laborer, to scrape value off of their work.
But a person who's born into another situation will never have that opportunity.
So they end up getting fucked by that system.
And then that system perpetuates itself because, you know, wealth can be passed down from family to family, et cetera, et cetera.
Right.
Okay.
And now is intergenerational wealth.
Yeah, that was perfect.
I just made my own choices and built my own business model I guess if I were to use a
term like that. I paved it on my own. This is a concept that I think is cool gaming. This
is a concept that I think you can marry with gaming. Political commentary. I paved it on
my own. I paved it on my own.
Shout out to Destiny by the way.
Oh yeah, I forgot to say.
I think you knew.
You know what?
Yeah.
But when I watched that video I was like, oh, that's cool. So we have like somebody
in the gaming community who's actually pushing back.
Hell yes, that's actually that's the reason I know about tri-hex as well
If destiny was my roommate I get him late all the time. I
I was like, all right, whatever. Well, I don't have anything like I don't have anything. I have no option
I'm in the next 11 days so much so that like Steven was
DMing me on discord and saying hey, you know what if you don't have a place to live buddy like you can come stay with me
It's okay. What a good guy destiny is a great guy. Oh, yeah, watch out. He gets in real row
with that. Here for all of you guys. Chad, Chad this is the longest like a love
story Chad, but when does it turn around though? Chad, when do we get one of those
um Chad like like the clip? Chad like the video clip. Here fishing deaths and you
playing Bob. Okay wait hey listen I love you. What? Um I told a friend that I
would play a game with him and then I would get ready for that podcast. Listen
don't worry you're gonna get all my viewers want to watch you watch it
are going to go to your stream
oh okay
I mean no it's fine
I wanted to watch it with you but it's cool dude friendship is just bad I guess
oh speedo McGee's your fan that gave me 200 subs so far
no no you're coming you're coming you're coming
I thought this was like a convention
I thought this was like a young turk's office
oh why the fuck are you going to go to your family party
I don't know what the fuck you're going to do
Chinese food buyers are all crying
people in the channel like that sounds like destiny for sure
fanbases, wild dude.
All right, you wanna go out there?
What is this montage man?
That's crazy.
Anyway, um, well what else, what else?
The architect of our modern surveillance state.
According to several of our whistleblower sources, Teal is also personally invested
in Sigma Boosting, friend of the show Brayden Plavicular Peters.
His support and clavs, rapided by lies, makes total sense.
Teal has made a number of strange statements about the future of humanity.
You would prefer the human race to endure, right?
You're hesitating.
Yeah, well, I...
Yes?
I don't know.
I would...
I would...
Um...
This is a long hesitation.
This is a long hesitation.
This is a long hesitation.
There's so many questions.
He seems to have a vested interest in creating a post-humanist, technologically
transformed future where in real people like you and I cease to exist in our flesh form instead
living on as immortal creatures up in the cloud.
Yeah, transhumanism.
There's too many glaces, Nick, for what it is.
You shake hands with a fascist stormtrooper.
I don't think he does that.
I wonder why he's hate for San LOL.
Yo, yo.
Hate is a strong word.
I show him the disagree and I see something, I call for what it is.
It's not, let's say, it's not really the ideal.
The ideal was this radical transformation.
Bro, I have to live in this world that, oh, her son didn't
shut the dog just because I want to be friends so bad
and I want to get the clouds so bad.
I don't give a shit.
Like, imagine how I would feel.
Bro, if let's say I shut my dog.
And it was that I did it.
Why would I get mad?
Why would I get mad?
Like, they see something of the objective.
Because what it is, I don't give a shit.
Like, what about it?
I would be mad if my friends started to cover up for me.
I'd actually get mad if people wanted to summon them to the room for me.
They'd make me look like I have bad friends.
It's like the opposite.
Human natural body gets transformed into an immortal body.
This is not just like a black mirror style conspiracy kind of thing.
There's a race to create this kind of technology right now.
Open AICO Sam Altman is now involved with a startup called Nectone
who plans to preserve and then upload his brain after death
death as a base model for what's called cyber immortality.
And Google co-founder Larry Page recently declared that
digital life is the natural and desirable step in cosmic
evolution.
So in this context, it makes sense that someone like
Clavicular, who has already sterilized himself by
injecting peptides and do his nuts and ask questions like,
what's the ROI on love when asked about going on a date
with the potential romantic partner, would be
algorithmically pushed to impressionable,
if you best an American voice.
Okay, chat, I don't know if I like Andrew,
I don't know his content, but the reach is insane.
I mean, the way that he connects those dots,
just, I'm not being, he's not really selling me on this.
Like what I'm saying is that,
you talk about a car salesman, right?
Like, right now I'm at the dealership
and I'm not buying this car, you know what I mean?
Like, it's like, oh yeah,
this car will make you happy every day you wake up.
Like, this car will give you a massage
And like, no, I'm not, like, I'm not biting on this.
Like, I don't get it.
Yeah, I'm not stinging it.
Like, why would this guy give up on how to get a victory?
The architect of our modern surveillance.
My friend is literally Klaus R.C.P.A. and NJ.
We know his income sources, LOL.
This fall, my friend is literally Klaus R.C.P.A.
and he's just, yeah, I mean, I believe yours is.
Teal is also personally invested in Sigma Boosting, friend of the show, Brayden Plovicular-Peters.
This support and clavs rapid viral rise makes total sense.
Teal has made a number of strange statements.
Have you ever seen a five-star police chase?
If not, then you must not have seen the San Diego Tank Chase.
Have you ever?
About the future of humanity.
You would prefer the human race to go on viral.
Plovicular-Peters.
This support and clavs rapid viral rise makes total sense.
Teal has made a number of strange statements about the future of humanity.
So is linking the future of humanity as why it would be linked with the popular rise of
the method bone smashing guy?
The link here is pretty thin, genuinely.
I think that the link is pretty thin.
I don't think it's a big, oh my god, yeah, okay, I'm barely biting on this, so that's
good to do.
You would prefer the human race to endure, right?
Your hesitant.
Yes, I don't know I I would I would
This is a long hesitation. It's so long
There's so many questions
He seems to have a vested interest in creating a post humanist technologically transformed future
We're in real people like you and I cease to exist to a flesh. I'm then it's like the ID human natural body gets
Planned to preserve all cyber immortality and Google co-founder Larry Page recently declared that digital life is the natural
and desirable step in cosmic.
Okay, okay, now tell me how clabs of ideologies
is somehow a lineup of this shit in any way.
Like, tell me how, bro, if anything, it's the opposite.
It's like, it's like a ruin your health
and endanger yourself for a better temporary quality
of life and then fucking, and then cease to exist.
Like, this is contradictory.
Evolution.
So in this context, it makes sense
that someone like Clavicular,
who has already sterilized himself by injecting peptides
into his nuts and ask questions like,
what's the ROI on love when asked about going on a date
with the potential romantic partner
would be algorithmically pushed to impressionable.
Yeah, so the more like red pill view on dating or whatever,
how does that link to Peter Thiel's transhumanism views?
Like, I guys, I'm not saying the link here, sorry.
Like, and what are the whistleblower sources?
I mean, what is that?
You can check this without anybody.
What was it?
Guys, guys, my source, I have whistleblower sources.
That channel five is currently sponsored
by a deep state China.
Like, dude, because here's wasn't it that they say
and something that he says that correlates.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's like, okay, I mean, what the fuck?
This is almost like a skit.
I
Know like 20% or 30%
The math on it is it would cost
666,371 dollars a month
Even at $1 CPM just to run
Clabs campaign alone not even considering all these other people
so
literally hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars are being spent every month.
I feel like Devin always disregards social aspects in his commentary such as a lot of fans will do it for free,
a lot of people and friends will literally do this for free, and how some of the CPM isn't always entirely,
oh one CPM, like a lot of times it's lower and a lot of people do it for actually free,
like it and and also and and the kick clipping like it's not that expensive yeah it can be but i don't
think it's like it's just not probably closer to like 20 or 30 percent the math on it is it would
cost six hundred and sixty six thousand three hundred and seventy one dollars a month even at
$1 CPM just to run clad's campaign
Um view max ATM
What's this
Uh clipping x interesting
Was that two billion
Yeah, but where's the link to peter teal though chat
Where's the link to Peter Teal?
Like I'm literally not getting this
The game I take out to
Like the eco the ecosystem of clipping it is a lot deeper people think it isn't like no
I see the clip is all the time. Like these people are laughing on their shit
It's not just as simple as what they make it seem to be. Oh, yeah
Yeah, you're paying for this, paying for this, paying for this, like, bro, it's just not, like, it's not as simple.
I don't know if it's on YouTube, but I mean, this is a, this is a no loss, YouTube these days is shit.
It's all manipulated algorithms and just kind of, they're guiding the system or whatever.
So, the game from YouTube is usually kind of like a, you know, if you want a game out of stuff, it's usually some flipping,
Clipping, TikTok, shorts, but there's not much to begin from you director.
Um, looks, maxing does not fit transhumanism at all.
Just that is just incorrect.
I I don't think that only the collapse is oh, I'm gonna bone smash and replace myself with with with a bone or re-growing
stem cell to
be
To live long it's just like it's just not stop equating the shit, but you're dumb
What about my clippers I turn a clippers. I mean it's whatever I mean
It's an ecosystem. They're just part like if I if I if I if I streamed only on kick
There would be a lot more locked in and this would be a lot there. I'm not a stream
I just do my thing. I don't care about clips out of farm clips
I don't chase clips and I'm all that stream these all the things go against me on that like it's just that simple like
That's what we're supposed to be yet we spoke about this yesterday
Let me in, please.
Come in and chat with us about it.
Yeah, you guys are a little clippers, because I mean, I guess they're locked in on this.
I mean, they're reinvesting a lot, and I mean, guys, you cannot just do this game
anymore.
just go live like I do and make it like this isn't this isn't how the game is played anymore like
this will become the standard now
Brian Scholl this storm just got a new warning it it they just warned it for
tennis ball size tail so this is now to tennis ball size tail
Cheso was mostly gain over from TikTok, what people clicked for free, fans posted for free.
That is a luck factor, that is hard to quantify, but it's absolutely part of that.
It's even more now, it's even more paid to do it.
It's even more incentives to do that and to grow from it.
Like
Yeah, what is that Oklahoma? It's crazy. She's either the MCA or not
This is get chill or is it not chill
What you got?
What he does
What about Ryan storm give me just a second check it's right here. Come here now
They go to I want it to turn it alive man
Was is there
What about hammer somebody's been hit in the shoulder by baseball before
I think he'll be fine.
He's even more.
Well, he's the worst.
I mean, good stuff.
Two guys, guys, guys.
I'm going to see where the biggest one I see is.
I'm a nominee, man.
I'm going to beat your ass.
I'm going to see where at least the biggest one is.
Here?
It's out of one of those two.
What about Brandon?
That one all the way down there.
You see that?
I do see it out of him.
That's a very solid base.
Nice.
The base is.
Ryan is show?
I've been through.
At all.
I
Little spawn anywhere
That's crazy
What is going on?
Are they going to tank?
Chase this content, shut up now.
Is he going to show it?
I want to see the ice ball.
I didn't even press millimetre to change.
Dude, that's actually cool though, check.
I actually love this vibe, no?
Dang, you're in the shockplot, Phil.
So that's what this looks like on
Hmm
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
Chags to getting close to four minutes in there or what like like is it a building?
All right, we can check back later
I can't believe that the lore right now is that I'm Peter Teal funded.
This is nuts.
You literally are.
Like I have all the confirmation from my team and it's like I'm just too CEO.
But show me the co-relation.
What are they planning me to do?
We're going to go through everything.
Let's go through.
Let's go through it so I had to turn that around. Okay. I don't understand
Wait, she's the accused of being Peter still funded and this way he's accusing her of
And then the people also trying to accuse him that he's fine like what is this?
Stupid, but you're just like just let's go through what this is incredible or for me
You're just the piece of shit, you know what I mean? So that's why I was like I'm gonna
Isn't that piece of shit thing to do?
Okay, show me
So we're gonna go through calm show me and everything but
Yeah, I can't believe I can't believe you thought that you were gonna, you know come here and do
This is a way better storyline than I can think of. So I'm like, you know what fuck this bitch
She's about I have I have everything for my team. I know who you are
Listen, everything is gonna be released. Okay, and I'm gonna go a lot further than that and getting you okay
So the fact that you've tried to fuck with me today and this got turned around on you
Um, I don't appreciate that and no one's gonna want to fucking collab with you again
You know when you see that it's not show me the proof
Yeah, but I mean I mean if you will do if you were doing interviews for money, right and they have money
Then they'll get interviews like don't worry. We're already working on something as soon as you message me that I was just like
Don't do far
I'm not over the line, it's a joke.
I feel like it was cool.
A shit head reporter who's tied to a group who's maybe not doing some great things,
you know we're going to fuck her shit up.
What?
So we're all tied to-
What?
Right?
That are tied to-
Have a good day.
Take care.
Show me the proof.
Have a good day.
This is good storytelling.
Take care.
So this is what you do.
Hey Joe, our guest is ready to go.
I mean it. So they get the money back and I'll get it.
Yeah, yeah, we'll put this.
I'm not defending him, I'm attacking Bobblin,
I think they're both stupid.
Oh, hey, excuse me.
Oh, oh, excuse me.
So, oh, oh, oh, oh, excuse me.
I'm gonna say that, I'm gonna say that.
Have you ever thought of being astroturfed when you're scrolling social media?
You aren't choosing the influencers and podcasters and the brands and the topics that show up for you.
You just are kind of a participant.
The media doesn't feel as real as it used to be.
you
you
you
you
you
Visuals off.
Control sound back
Yeah, should I make my own game?
Is that me?
I feel like um, um, maybe...
Check who am I?
This?
This?
Um...
All where?
That's nice.
Show you like this.
What?
That was nice.
I don't want any fucking glasses though.
I don't want any fucking classes though.
Whoa!
Um.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yo!
That was a little bit creepy.
Um, hold on, hold on, hold on, yo, that was a little bit crazy.
I want it.
I just want it.
That one's nice, but this is more me though.
We'll call it a go.
We'll call it a reddit.
Have you ever read a school check?
It's like maddit.
What about this?
What about this?
What about this?
Jack thoughts?
No horns, really?
I know it's gonna cool.
Kind of whatever.
No!
I'm...
No, I- I'll just give it. I'll just give it.
Uh, can I have zoom in? Be sure to read every sign you see. You never know when what was
That doesn't even get a small one.
Too loud.
I don't know if there's anything hidden in here, no?
Oh, it's one of a...
All right, now it's still on the right.
Over this.
So that says that tree tree tree tree tree tree tree.
Okay, so dodge a tree.
Really?
See?
Maybe I go behind it?
Got him.
This is with my arms, hello?
Got him.
Okay.
what wait I don't get it I wasn't even in the hitbox
really
What?
So good, so good, so good.
Stay motivated, chat. It will work out.
Stop it! It's joining in!
Okay, hold on hold on
I got him!
Got him!
Bang! Check this window!
Wait.
I don't understand!
I- I knew it! I knew it and I went back in!
I- I went back! I went back! I did go!
that was me chasing down
to come on let me pass that I am and I'm and I'm
I
Did I bet
Me didn't have a gun I mean
I must have seen all that.
Oof!
I mean, really?
Wait, really?
Oh my fucking god, I literally tried to do the- I tried to do the-
Oh my fucking god, dude!
3 times 16 months.
Oh, pointy is run and uh um...
I...
Five head.
okay really easy that was really easy wait where am i
one word of advice try not to get hit by the trees he's right he's right hello mr.
Have you tried avoiding the trees?
Oh my god.
If you get stuck, press Tab and check for trees.
I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that.
I don't do that.
3, 3, 3.
Oh my God.
Dude, what?
What?
Okay, got it.
Okay, check my voice.
It's what I do! What does I do?
That's in your tree! That's in your tree!
Nope!
63, my friend.
Can I get a kiss?
Nope!
It's been a while smile.
No sir!
C.W. Terry's a trooper.
No sir!
Never mind.
Nope.
Nope.
Wait.
Wait.
Hold on.
Wait, no way, check! I don't get it! Did anyone just make the game hard mode?
I don't get it!
I don't understand it!
One
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...
Nice, I am him! I am him, brother I am him!
I should go now yeah I sharing with you I sharing on there I mean those are your orders
It goes faster now?
well
I don't...
I
Mean I was a big other
Come on!
Oh, I was in the chat with the couch.
So am I slow or I'm bruising at a good pace?
Don't make it a lie, old.
All right.
I forgot what happens here.
Yeah, the truth in the back comes through and plows me and this will fall down.
It's putting another gun here. Hold on
Absurd to go around I don't know why I know it but I know it
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, you are an actual jeweler. Excuse me. How do a jeweler you a chicks you a chicks, huh?
Okay, good good good good rock though. What about the rock though?
No, something here is going to come down.
So lame!
Okay? Good.
Now, where did you come from? Is he coming from the front?
What?
I think I stepped on him before he came to pick me up.
Come on, get off the floor, come on!
Get off the floor!
Get away from me, get away from me!
Get off the floor!
Get off the floor!
Get off the floor!
Get off the floor!
Get off the floor!
Get off the floor!
Get off the floor!
He's gonna come back behind me. He's gonna plow.
Dude, come on. That's not even fun, David.
That's not even fun! That's just lame!
So, what was the problem there? What?
The plan was...
Zeriks, you should really do city skylines run soon.
It has been a while and Mr. Mayor needs to make a return to Roundabout City.
Wait... are we the Ness?
I was getting blocked like a roll like
here comes one two okay bait left bait left bait forward I actually can't okay
There's the one it's on it's on it I'm not gonna be championship focuser. Yeah, just it's one time
Bang one two
Don't just the trees pepega one two
Hey, babe go
dodge down
down up
Push forward back
Bait down. Okay, the main tree will follow me, the tall tree will do what?
P.O. Box stream when? Thanks for the entertainment, pogos.
Let me add that to know, right?
So I bait it down, hug the left, and go back straight up it.
Up, up, up.
Okay, now one from right, one from down.
I'm the fucking goat.
Bang!
I'm the fucking goat.
I'm the fucking goat.
I'm the fucking goat.
Bang!
One!
One!
One!
One!
One!
One!
One!
One!
One!
One!
One!
One!
It's a triple layer.
What is that triple layer?
I don't know if you've seen it before.
What is this one?
There's three new trees there.
Oh, in the trailer? There's one that snacks left there.
Tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree long time no cxqcl
Yeah, they can break it
I'm going to do a little bit of this.
Okay, good. I didn't know. So we need to unlock this guy. Wait, she was gone. What?
I don't get it. Wait. Get it.
What?
Wait.
This loser.
Oh my God, I'm rolling.
I'm rolling.
Yes, you.
Okay, move!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I gotta do it.
Huh?
Huh?
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, say.
Nice!
Not bad.
I just want to explore, I want to explore.
I'm exploring the map, I'm allowed to!
Chat, look at bottom left buster, look at the determination on his face, while he loses to Treesome Galal.
Yeah, the food's up.
Oh my god, come on man, I had it, I actually had it though.
Baited it! Baited it!
Incircline?
Nope.
What about the gold chest though?
I mean, this is abysmal, that's abysmal.
So...
I'm going to go back to the game.
Dude, fuck off.
Next game.
I'm going to...
How big is your cocka?
Small cocka?
Big cocka?
Why am I here though?
So why am I here?
Ex-QC popularized the term brain rot and I will die on the tail.
I remember he has used it years before anyone even knew it.
Michael feels glad man that he also popularized Slop.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, the golden chest from earlier.
Oh my god.
Oh, look at that.
Really?
Let's get a land.
I mean it.
Why do you give me a hat? Just take it away.
I'll just die here so it resets.
I don't understand.
Dude fuck off
I don't give up the coin fuck the coins
I don't what do the roads do?
I
Shrapped I fucking strafed
So is my against is he gonna stand is he gonna stand
Oh, it's stuck!
Oh, my God, I cooked!
I cooked!
Oh, man, please, come on, bruh.
I
Wait, I'm in
Wow
It's it.
cool. I will wishlist this game. Very cool. That's nice. That's a little minigame. It's
like one of those minigame games from back in the day. You guys remember from way back?
Oh yeah, chat maybe be too young.
The list.
Oh, I have bonus.
Did I get it?
checked out to its back it's the wildest way best of all no over a lavered story no
anime girls harm and absolutely no genetic modifications okay maybe some
C.K.
Is it like Mad Nuka?
It goes like this.
Cross directly in the mouth on the Steam video game platform.
Here's my table.
Is that multiplayer?
That looks okay.
Looks okay.
Not a great trailer, lookie.
I mean we could try this game, I don't mind it.
We could try the other game as well.
So what was it called, the horsey?
Is that a lump I threw or not?
Is that one of some other shit?
What it is?
14 hours.
Jesus, what's that, what's deadline?
know that is what's deadline so what's deadline was that the thing that the
arcade game I just looked at I was one yeah I could be both
yeah I understand it the rally bundle is 18 bucks but the game is 20 is 20
already in your cards I don't really understand it the bundle is like lower
Is that normally?
We're ready or not with the boy?
I haven't played against him in forever.
Is the game good now?
it now it was gonna rough when it came out I'm playing League
interesting game
Okay, let's show you this delivery bullshit.
What's the next thing that is... Oh no, we didn't play it.
I'll try to see if people want to play, uh, does anyone want to play, uh, ready or not?
Let's try this first.
Is it P2P or not?
I mean, sure that this prize should be dedicated to others, no?
Volume metrics on...
Oh, this works.
It's a long music boost orange break.
Chaser a controller game or not?
It does seems like one.
XQC 62 months.
Welcome me to the jungle.
I got you.
The most magical is our usually P2P but I mean this is like a paid game though.
Wait, I don't get it, I can't click.
There's only one lobby?
There's one lobby.
You just see Peter P. Oh, I think this is war playing with the boys.
QC61 Months, welcome me to the jungle with AAAA-I.
Well, I'm good.
Um...
XQC-LX, QC-LX, QC-LX, QC-L...
all right I guess oh you just keep going until you get a better school I get it
okay cool man
wait
I
Was it the other
They both fucking turn
of
the
What?
Is that a truck?
No!
I was oh my god that was really so fast
Hold on.
Can I really get now?
No!
Oh my god.
Check last list to title
Oh my fucking god
No, just what it is
Chat what what was wrong?
I don't know what's going on.
Wait, what's the meaning?
Fuck you!
It's hard, it's hard, it's like you're right.
Is it a derp?
Nooo!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I don't get it.
Alright, what am I...
Oh, because I'm boozing, what's my name, is that what?
Paul Walker simulator. Yeah, I think you've got to do that, um, physics. That was cool,
that was cool. Ah, physics. 53 months. How time flies. Yo. Um, hello?
I need to get you chat. Are you ready to dance? Okay? You wait
I'm not next you or maybe just this is the band song band was one of my band band
Band. Band. Band.
I'm going on this one. Don't pick up the phone.
Yo, what, what, what?
Is it not playing?
You're stable, Ronaldo.
All right.
So, he comes in chasing me and then he goes walking around.
Yo, Jason what you doing, bro?
Juicy tie wait, I see something that says tie roses Thailand
Yeah, who organized the jokers of tournament
Greco science DGK XG
That's it's a sketch opera
Well, is this Thailand?
No, you should know
DGK
Bro, but this box says tie on it midnight is a bottle of me. Yeah
Can we see the prices 35 it says is it dollars it's is it all us or no, that's dollars could it be the U.S.
Jinx no no no wait wait wait it is time it is time I think
That is not I like it. Oh, yeah, why are they so bad?
Yeah, why are they so bad?
if we were a meter closer bro wait wait you saw dollars you saw a dollar
simple bro it said something 30 I don't know it said something
smoking restaurant three dozen Busan is docenas this country speaks three
languages I have a brother say Spain is it American
Los Angeles Times
I
Anybody good in this
It's Russian wait coastal it's the Russian text a Russian beach
It's an island
No, that's Bulgarian
Hell or us
The full game makes sense
Makes sense way
The plan
Oh my god, I actually know my flags, bro
I'm looking. Let's keep
looking. Let's keep looking.
I'm not sure it's Mexico, bro.
The Mexico have the blue plates.
That's a Southern America thing.
I'm gonna say this quite a lot.
I think last time we played this
shambles, people were cheating.
Can I please get a welcome to
the jungle? XQC.
Do you want me to do South
Fall? It's because it's by the
water also. The guy I lost to
was complete garbage the
And whenever it was a late like a final round that she was going nuts like like go some insane shit
Is that good?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, that was like only nine cases.
What? What? What?
But people like this color?
They knew I quit the game for two weeks.
They in fact knew.
Hi Vice, call me! Hi Vice, call me! Hi Vice, call me!
Oh my god, have I switched off?
I don't know, that's 3k, is it?
They knew I quit the game for two weeks.
I have not paid a dollar into Hi Vice.
Hi, by Hintzee.
That was nice.
This is insane.
Hi, by Hintzee.
I'm not going to play this game.
I'm going to guess.
This is over.
It's cool, right?
I'm not going to frame it up.
All right, what is that?
I'm going to play this.
Blowing.
Um, is anyone to play some games?
Nobody's away from some games.
So we can do this, do the horse again, okay?
We can try it.
We can try it, we can try it, we can try it.
Many is a gem and many is good.
So lunch.
Oh!
I was loud.
I'm afraid that the tune costs $62,000 for Chiminta.
Go bet on a horse that makes it money.
The goal of the game is to pay for Chiminta by making money.
Let me remember the chemats.
Long, tough ass QC.
Pogu, Pacman, Pacman.
Drag the horse outside of each other to set free.
Why don't I have a horse?
Wait, you froze it?
Hold on now.
What do you call a Chinese empty Taiwan shoe?
Let's do this and then remove this together.
Let's do it again now.
Yeah it is worse now.
Okay.
Um, Joe wins this.
I said, I said Nobby.
Nobby looks like a normal horse.
I think he just wins this.
What is this, that's?
Wait.
What does this do?
Not expect.
Uh, not me.
I
Hello
The next race is all better better luck with next race, okay, how do I take the odds?
Five drop of the one let's just go
With 15 bucks on
Two three
Uh, come on!
Good, good, good, no!
Good, boy!
Hold on all in a beezlebub
Wait age of four eight
Wait 800
What I think if I think we go on to
Well, you want another old there was what is yet
That's good! That's good!
Why is Angel... No! No! No!
Good!
Clean finish, clean finish.
Clean finish.
Clean finish.
Clean finish.
Clean finish.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
We are still in the race, boys.
$90 bang come on
Okay, Paul fix is 753 man already that
1,000
Never gonna win it, but yeah, he was gonna use it. No, no, I found his back. Yeah, wait. It is it's cooked
wait
He's old but he's old
One thousand four no
Chad Loki politics cooks, you know
Chad Loki politics
Clinic lives to all the he's guys he's gonna do anything wait, what did you do?
Wait
Wait. Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Stop.
Close the gates. Close the gates. Close the gates.
I mean, really?
There's no catch?
It's just that sort of a horse, really?
There was no catch, really?
I think it's going to be close call, but I think number one, I think number one has
a good balance and I think people bother.
Matrix, please.
Because it's this old, 16 height and 8 is not good.
No, no, he wins.
Good, good, good.
Just don't fall in the face.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Um, um, hello?
So, so do I win?
Bang! Oh my god. Oh my god.
Men on bed is five dollars. I don't care.
This guy.
Let me see, oh, chat.
Six hundred for fourteen is crazy.
All in. All in. All in.
All in.
Hey, give me my money.
No, no, no, please.
That was all my money.
That was all my money.
That was all the money.
Okay, so why is this guy in lower odds?
Flithanger, you know, I don't wanna buy a horse.
I wanna bet on him.
Okay, chat.
Flithanger isn't that bad.
Like, he could win 12-1.
Chat, 12-1, man.
This one's with the facts.
I mean, £1,000... £1,000...
Chad! I mean, he could win!
Chad, he could win!
Fuck it.
This one's done. He'll win. Why would he win?
It's too much, it's too much.
I think it's too much.
Let's just go like 50 bucks on it.
Wait, 60 to 1?
What's that?
Wait, what is that?
What's that?
come on oh my god what is he doing what is he oh no I mean this is just lame hold on hold
Come on.
What are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop.
Unless, I'm gonna have to go backwards.
Chat, why did they start going backwards?
Where did they go backwards?
Okay, I'll stay still,
I don't know what you're hoping on this.
I got it, all in it. Chat, fuck it. All in it was back. I don't give a shit.
I'm all in it. You know, fuck it.
All in. Send it.
Get it. Get it. Get out of here. Come on.
Come on, fat boy.
Ah, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh my god, oh my god, what a fucking rush, what a rush that was it.
Entry fee.
Bring a horse here if you want to race.
You add a lasso and you catch a horse.
Wait, I'm not even... It was using the box. That's why I had it.
That's why I had it.
I can't buy anything else.
No, no, no, no, no.
So where do I get horses?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Chia, what do I want?
Hey!
I'll do some mountain.
No, I have a lot of snow.
Chia, one woman that has a strong core.
What's that?
Oh, we can't see how they walk.
I think, yeah, I think low stats better. I actually agree with that. Like this guy's
going to fly his back for sure.
I like this one. I like this one.
I think curve light is good.
It's Anna. I want him.
Wait. That's it?
I mean, that works, right?
Wait, where am I going?
What is he doing here?
He's not hungry, okay.
Jack, two years old?
14?
That's good!
That's good!
It's so good here!
We'll call him?
We'll call him?
Greyhound!
No, Gary! Gary!
I like- Gary's nice! It's Gary!
So, let's go to the track.
Wait, I cannot make him race.
Why can't I bring him back into the truck?
Wait, I cannot bring him here.
I don't get it.
I mean, just send it.
Well Gary, good, good, good boy.
That's good.
Jack, stable.
He's stable.
This guy will fall.
He'll fall.
Good.
Good.
Good kicks.
good good kicks what what is that here what the fuck is he doing that's that's so bad man
that's so bad dude we're out of money
chat five dollars left for 25 bucks total
I mean, that's bad. Bad. Bad. Um. Chat. Who? I think three is good.
Good, good, good start, good start, good start, um, don't fall, don't shoot air, what is
he doing?
How is he so strong?
Okay, okay, okay, now I know, now I know.
Hold on, mid-core with the longest hooves is what he wants.
Wait, some cash, yeah.
Scoop this dung to the cart, I'll pay 50 bucks.
Wait, ready?
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Hold on.
Channing here he wins this but what it... hold on.
Channing?
Channing?
Channing?
Channing?
Channing?
Channing?
Channing?
Channing?
Let him cook!
Okay, 816, he's gonna fall on his backer.
3?
Why?
Okay, Chad, my prediction is that he stalls it because he has low core and he's whiting.
He's gonna stall.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
Oh.
I don't care.
I'mma go my guts.
This is just off the looks.
I want my sweater.
It's 304.
Fuck it, all in.
Wait, we're gonna have to finish 30.
Wait.
You're a real gambler.
What?
Wait, what?
No.
Is it a fucking parlay?
Are you kidding me?
No
All in it
Come on boy
It's fine it's fine too dead too dead come on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do the trick thing, do it.
What the fuck?
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck has happened?
Chat, the tail is bad.
The tail makes him go back.
Chat, imagine if I had to run this.
No, no, he's gonna lose.
Okay, chat, what about a parlor?
What about a parlor though?
There's no more wrestling, no more wrestling.
I can't, I have to chance, chat, I like this guy, chat there's something about him, I like
I like him.
I like him.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's the wiggle. That's the wiggle.
Come on. What the fuck?
I didn't even look at the top of it.
What the fuck is going on?
Dude!
Okay, Jack, hold on.
Eight, okay, eight hundred, seven always old.
Yeah, Uzbek is him.
Yeah, I like to lead a sim.
No, gamey guy wins this.
All in all gamey guy.
I say us back second.
Chai, how do you put it on second place?
Wait, can't do it every day.
I'm too poor to do it.
Good, good, good, good, good, good!
That's what we want!
That's what we want!
That's what we want!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Nope!
Hold on, hold on!
Check, we need to clear this to follow.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh my god, oh my god. Okay, now we're going home. Let's kill the horse.
Jack, can we sell him or kill him? Maybe he's useless. We need to get a new one. No?
Oh, my god, I'm not going to sell him, of course.
lovely weather normal weather my friend my nuts
water maybe maybe maybe he wants to bathe
Um, the glues.
Three cents per pound.
Wait, we'll take that?
That would be $20.
No, $30.
No, 30 bucks.
Twenty dollars of it.
Twenty dollars?
Wait, I can't even stand free.
A solo in there.
Wait, can I rob him?
Oh
What about a new friend there maybe we
Okay low key I like this one and that one.
I'm gonna keep looking.
I'm under tails.
I'm gonna tail.
I'm gonna send you capital.
Do we like it?
chat i'd like i'd like this one
hold on let me look at some of the ones
what the fuck is that
through water PS5 for to play this shit
Yo, chat.
Can I get a well done?
That one looks weird.
Excuse me.
Maybe for the sleeper picket.
All right, let's go with the one that I found earlier.
Chat, I think this is a world class winner.
58 months with the gaming RRC.
I think this is a winner!
Happy 67 months, Q-Sum.
Maybe pick the option to shut up XQCL.
Maybe suck it.
Uh...
How do you try to out him?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh!
That's a winner!
That's a w-
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
We'll call them, we'll call them.
We'll call them slide.
Nope.
We'll call them bell.
No, no, no, no, no.
We'll call them
plank.
You'll see why.
Sell it.
All in it.
Can I bet on my own horse?
Probably not.
Come on.
Good, good, good start, good start, good start.
Slow and steady, slow and steady.
Good, good take.
Hold on.
Good kick. Hold on!
Yep! Yep!
Yep!
Yep!
Yes!
No!
Oh my god, oh my god. The speed he gets! Oh my god!
BAAAAAAAY!
Oh my god, I knew it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Chat, how do I take care of him?
Oh my god.
$500.
There you go.
Chat, we need to get my treat.
I'm sure of what.
Maybe we can get some loot around it.
Do you want to maybe get some loot on the map?
I can breathe in.
Maybe I already have food.
Jadon make him sleep it
What?
Jadon doesn't like to food it?
Okay plank chat, how can we help him like how do we make him like a stronger
Show me trophies I can show you that
and let's get the track
I
I
Smile
Um, maybe we get another lasso?
Oh, I'm overspending it.
Chats, would you get another horse?
No one's as bad as...
I feel like we need to get something with a tail one.
Like we need like a tail one.
Cause that horse, he's like back footing him.
Oh my God.
What goes a half deer, half horse?
With good stick, whatever you eat,
never will make him stable.
Long core, long legs.
That's what I want.
That's what I want.
It's going to be a dorse.
Now, how do I make it breathe in?
It...
What?
Where's the house?
Am I stupid?
xqclxqlxqlxqlxqlxqlxql
howdy's about us
Okay, now how do I breathe them?
Let me test him.
It's not too bad.
It's not too bad.
It didn't work!
It didn't work!
Mother! It's not a deer!
It didn't work!
It's a tire, then.
Wait, which one's the father?
Plank.
Um, what is up with this one?
He's got something on his head.
Hold, oh my god.
Oh my god.
That could be a winner!
Chad, hold on! Give it a minute! That could be a winner!
Hold on, we may let him have more money.
Hold on.
Okay, we'll call this one it oh we can test any rights oh my god
We'll call him Storm.
It's over.
I mean, it's over.
This is over.
And when...
Too easy.
Send it.
Good.
Good.
And when, too easy.
Send it.
Good, good, good, good.
Take your time, take your time.
Yep.
Good, good.
Oh my god, I, chat.
I- I've bred a maximum...
Storm? You motherfucker.
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
BAAAAAAAAN!
That's what the fuck I do- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that?
I like that.
Jack, what if I bred it, what if I bred it, alligator, with deer horse, cause now he'll
be long, good-core, and high.
They don't be like a limo!
Just for fun man, let me just put some money on this one real quick.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Come on!
Come on!
Yes!
Bang!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Uh, did you break the game?
I mean, that's so much money, you know?
That's so much money!
Chad, we need to find a swap.
Oh, man.
I'm going to give you a break.
I'm going to give you a break.
I'm going to give you a break.
I'll go give the trophy to the mom.
Hold on now.
What about the swamp, though?
There was water at the right side of the map for sure.
Also, what about these circles, what if I- what if I- like, is there anything- what-
where to do this?
What is here?
Old horse.
Under the...
Ex-Tuciel new faction ship.
Oh wow.
Bum!
How much was that?
that's huge where the allocators at wait no legs no legs is that good
Is he fast?
Hold on now.
Now what if I were to give her a big top so that she can slide it fast?
Okay so it's not that red and look another one right there we'll come back a little bit
Check, I need this stance as much as I can locate it.
I know alligators.
What the fudge is that?
What about a seahorse?
Uh, no, that's just disgusting, though.
Ew, what is that?
chat the alligators where maybe here
okay so now I'm not allowed to why do some of the horses not a feast
Orson, can I get a welcome to the jungle, XQC-L?
We went off right.
We already went to top right, little bum.
I can't fucking zoom out.
Guys, there's no elevators, man.
Brother, it's an upgrade available- OH!
OH!
What is that?
Is that a mutant?
I don't want to fucking lost with the water.
How do I go home after all this though?
I mean, I'm so far away now.
I'm so far away now.
Wait, where am I?
End of the road?
Oh God.
Bro, what the fuck?
Um.
That is that my twin
Yo, yo that it could be no
I mean, yeah, we're gonna breathe it in but change a strong core
Is that what you said, a gold pastor?
Jesus. Okay. Well, let's not do this again then, because it's going to be very piloted.
TF is this game. Looks like something ID making computer science and get a 60% low LOL layer on the ground.
Uh, what about this water though? It's not the sea, you know what I mean? I mean maybe
We got a different type of fish
I know, what the fuck is that?
Chet, it's disgusting.
I didn't mean to just go glue him.
Let's go home and we can just test it out and see what's up.
Apples!
How do I go home?
You have the arrow, no shift, but I mean from the, I think it was from the bottom
I don't think that we got here.
Can you ever go out of the house again without any embrace? This is awful.
Like, we went way too far. This is so bad.
Oh my god!
No lasso is awful, man.
Why was the lasso on a fucking flatfish?
Is it that far away, Manny?
Um...
Jet?
What a joke.
I think we're home. Yeah, we're home.
We're about two more fields away from home.
I remember that one from earlier.
Actually, it went south there, no?
Yeah, down left.
I mean, the chat, the boys just go like, uh...
Um...
So, where do I go then?
Where do I go then?
Okay, let's never do that again, ever again until we're ready, because that was actual
Oh, why would it go in there?
I'll go in there by the time.
Wait, where the fuck am I going?
So the alligator is right down right down right
What's this Chris
Restore the power all the other than
do we want a better car?
I mean chat fuck you I don't mind the best one.
Stripes
Aha
Aha
I'm Evia. This one has potential. With the deer.
Wait.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Check.
He needs a name.
We'll call him...
Crab.
Crab.
Crab.
Crab.
Crab.
Crab.
Crab.
Crab.
Alright, we're going to track him.
Crap.
Crap is in.
Send it.
And bang!
Oh my god.
What a massacre.
Come on.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Nope.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Look at it
No, no, no, no stop that stop that
By oh my god, oh my
Okay, bang!
What the fuck are we doing? What the fuck are we doing?
Uh, buy this.
Buy that.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Okay
Yeah, do I even do I even bother feeding these guys I mean maybe we just glue them all
Yeah, what about crab with storm
Storm.
Chat.
Grab that with Storm.
Two dollars and s.
That's it.
I mean, could work.
Wait.
Okay, let's try it out.
I mean, that's good.
All right, Crab Storm.
They're going to flip.
They're going to flip.
Why would he flip?
Send it in.
And boom.
Come on.
Okay, then.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
Okay, then we're glued.
He's going to the glue.
Get him out.
I said make it a little bad.
So the glue, I guess.
Okay, hold on, Jack.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
I think there's some potential here.
Hey, what a fool you are.
Chat, let's go ahead and kill them.
The main deer that we need to sell is a guy.
Plank is handicapped.
Like what is that?
Retire?
Not more than that.
We don't need this anymore.
Do we really need the door?
Do you guys still?
I think we keep the small fish.
Sleepy cool age plus one, I didn't know that, fuck!
Okay, let's go ahead and do this, um, chat, well that crab storm with more stability,
like this.
Like imagine, like, oh my god.
That could work!
And then we send all the rest of the grinder.
I'm gonna have to just glue them then fuck it.
What is the glue?
It's fine, it's fine. I mean, check for a good cause.
Um, let's go test out our boy.
Chani, do you really think...
Where's um...
Alright, come on. Come on.
Hold on!
Wait!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
Chad!
He accelerates!
He accelerates!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
We'll call him Crank.
Because we have to crack up first.
Chad, that's a winner.
That's a winner.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay.
So good. So good.
Send it. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Quick, we'll sing a round.
Brother, this is a winner. He's flying! He is flying!
Bang. Okay. So, let me go back to it.
Okay, I think this might be one of the best breeds of all time.
This with a gator chap the gator has the little legs
What if he keeps the momentum with the brrrr and we breathe that what a fast-leg horse
And he's stable to keep that
Right looks like the seabed from SpongeBob
Come on
Come on!
Oh, I think you're wasting more than one horse per day, you're right!
Oh, you're right!
Wait, wait, don't choke. Don't choke, motherfucker!
Wait, why is it choking? This is shit!
Good, good, good! Oh my god, oh my god!
Brother, he's cooking!
I can't not bite this guy though.
Oh, save DNA.
No one had it!
the addresses didn't it?
I will check your baby, sir.
Chad was crabbing you, got it? He was pretty good, man.
You save Crank's DNA, dumbass.
Come on!
Kona, what the hell, brother?
You stole my horse.
Give it back.
God dang it.
Are you fucking stupid?
Oh my god!
Okay, I mean, chat.
Chat I bred only max wing horses. This is actually insane. Oh, I have these winners. It's all I have
I think retire him chat. I mean he's done enough for us. I mean
We get new car
Wait, I can breathe that?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
much hooda.
What kind of trailer is he gonna make him old though?
Could be good, could be good.
Um, I don't know if anyone said it.
Excuse me, you can't breathe unless you can breathe. Please.
Ah, where is he?
Where is he?
Okay, let's see.
49 months with my goat can I get a welcome to the jungle, please excuse the L.
I don't, I don't get it.
Come on, crank, chat.
I may have to keep crank for breeding.
Fuck it, we need a little bit of money.
Just send it, send it.
Right?
Okay, here it comes.
Here it comes, here it comes.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my.
Chad, this is Chad, that is lost racing. Chad, that is retirement. Yeah, that's it.
Uh, hello?
Is it bugged?
I mean, I don't get it.
You're only allowed to win twice, that's it?
I am once again petitioning for channel points to be used in predictions, anyways, wide boink, wide boink, wide boink.
So, Gloop?
Green circle.
Any welcome to the jungles left today, any chance, perhaps one for 56 months.
What the fuck is happening?
Let's go ahead and chat him into your glue a bunch of these guys.
Yeah, horse is dead anyway so it doesn't matter.
Maybe I get a DNA, maybe you're right, yeah.
I just watched an AR video of you and her sand doing it. It was very interesting.
Farm what?
A bridge racer with an uh...
way.
What?
Okay, so I breed in with somebody that's good
And then he gives us 2k for it.
I can do that.
What? It needs ears.
How do you get ears then?
Huh?
Wait, I think we should glue some of them.
That one sucks.
Sucks.
Sucks.
It just sucks man, like it is what it is.
crowd I mean guys he did his thing I mean yeah he did his thing he did his thing
was a champion but I mean champions rise to miss fall
what's this
so what's that
what's a test
Okay, let me go get the uh, a gator
Wait, I need to get a map?
Uh, I don't get- I don't understand it
Okay, so, you guys, Adam was green and all that.
It's the worst key you're trying to go all the way down here for the alligators.
Why, these are all crocs?
I did read him, I did read him.
Kind of.
What about the dark green ones though?
Oh, what is that?
It's been three years since my son Crab left to be a race horse. I miss him so much and can't wait to visit him tomorrow. I've heard he's a really good owner.
There's like a great Newton Coyote!
Mmm, uh, yeah.
Just keep going. So many apples!
Wait, is there a cap on apples? Hey, it's capped.
okay Jack we should be close to the gators no
I think we passed them
What is an island here?
It's kind of interesting.
What about the islands?
Oh, I think they went too north.
Yeah, way too north, geez.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Hold on.
I like the one at the bottom here,
but that one, they look special.
Well, I have an idea, chat.
Chat, if I used to eat Elmer's glue in preschool, what does that mean?
Wait. Aware of...
Can't wait for my husband Crab to come home from the races we are expecting our child any day now.
Why would I kill him?
the
the
the
the crazy man in a truck is driving around
is it a slave solo?
please call the police
I haven't seen my big brother crab in so long I miss him so much he's the best
brother ever I can't wait to see him
eat the fucking food man
Mother, this guy just ate a bazillion fucking meats.
How much more?
What?
What a joke!
Yes!
Wait, he's eight years older.
Can't breathe, he's too old.
35 month sex QTML.
The gate is like apples!
Hey chat, I'm thinking of ordering pizza for all of us.
What toppings do we want? Do we want wings? Dipping sticks?
The place is about to close, so please let me know.
XQCL.
Gun, uh, yeah.
Alright, so now eat this.
Chat, this one is good.
Come on.
Good. I think it's like, what, like 25?
I'm sorry.
Jeff?
How many?
Dude.
Crab deserved what he got.
He was arrested for sexual assault.
Really?
How many more?
You need to do the championships and sell her horses. You get more money
Have you ever my dad his name is crab. He was supposed to come home last night after his race
Okay
With the other we him earlier check that's like that's like 45
Jesus Christ is it true Greek eight crab?
Hello Trevor from the horse meat company
We will no longer be accepting your horses the consumers were stuck in a loop saying bang bang bang
I'll give my life when I don't give a shit
I don't know what to do.
Oh my god.
Jack, look at the size of the legs and tail.
This is a max win.
Jack, those, those feet are just going to spin and just keep in traction.
Oh my god, that's a giraffe's wing, it's on.
You are the goat. Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Oh, some meat.
Not for you to give me.
I've got a giraffe, though, chat. Are they quick?
Oh my god. What is that?
Some of those are very good-looking chat, I feel like they can be maybe contend-
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
A free fucking gator?
okay let's go try it out is he heavy 500 wow yeah he is heavy for a gator
five hundred for a gator is pretty crazy
oh yeah we need to go activate the lab how though here how do you get in there
Oh
Oh
I'm gonna have to spend it what I mean by
Bank
Hey!
I don't get it.
I don't understand.
Um...
Like, is he gonna walk?
Walk motherfucker, what are they where they doing? What are they doing here?
What if I what I put on him though
Is he bad now?
Alright, let's go get some more lasso's and we'll put real horses inside of the things
that they actually power up.
Wait, is he dented now?
Wait, is he chained to the ladder?
He already had one twice.
It was over
Chad that looks
I can't want it, I can't want it.
Gator with Tim's!
Gator with...
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What the fuck is that?
Hold on.
They're good?
I mean that could be good right?
Um I don't think I've done that.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm just trolling again I guess.
I don't know what I'm doing here, I...
I said, maybe this guy?
Yo, that's a winner.
That's a winner! That's a winner!
66 month sex QCL will this be the fated day I get welcomes to the jungle? No? Okay
No, that's a glue that's glue. That's good. Yeah, that's glue
Yeah, you don't need to be bred but still good. Let's do something new once
Uh, Clang is gonna go on, I think.
Gloo- Wait, that's actually gonna go in a lot.
him with him!
what a...
that could be good, and let's bring all the racers out
Let's just raise all of them, fuck it.
May why not?
Yes, breed the fucked up horse with cowboy boots with a fucking alligator, glue glue
glue glue, good job.
So that's it.
No, he's not allowed to see.
He's not allowed to chat.
I didn't mean to go sell him.
I didn't even need to go sell em.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Good pace!
Oh my god this is really fast though.
One more, one more light is like, it's blue. One more light is like, it's fucking blue!
Huh?
What's a champ race? What is it?
Oh
You put it in then you go
YAYYYY!
Oh my god!
BOOM!
Yo?
I mean, he's cooking hard.
I bet that's what we could do.
I need to go stick them.
Why, where is he?
Where is he?
I'm pretty much who though?
What, crank?
Hold on to the new one that we just got.
This is shite.
Further, this is so bad.
I think it's good.
Okay, we need to send something to the grinder.
My car.
Cargater?
Yeah, we need to go glue everybody up.
Crank is...
Glue, glue.
I don't know if I sleep, it's going to be fucking just sleep it.
Okay, now, what about this guy?
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's really good.
That's really good.
Um.
His name is gonna be Skepa.
Come on.
I don't get it, I don't get it, did you just bug?
Oh my God, it's just too long.
Oh, he gets the anti-whiter.
All right, I mean, okay, then glue.
Um, who should we waste money?
What the fuck is he doing?
What the fuck is he doing?
Okay, what about our boots with who?
Boots with rat?
Boots with skipper?
Data boots, we don't care about that, anyway, it's terrible.
Maybe this?
Do we not care about this?
enjoy the vibe by himself. Try him. Try him. Come on. That could be good if... Wait, what
the fuck of him with his legs?
Oh my god, cause he's a gator.
She's a fucking gator.
Hold, oh my.
Hold up
I mean he's got some potential
Okay, yeah, I think I think we do a great reset them. I think we just feel it buddy chat we keep big step up
Okay, we keep the people that have boots on we keep some of the gators right and we everybody else dies
And rabbits
There's on a track we need to go on track
Power plant as well, you're right.
Wait, who in the plant?
Skipper?
Okay, good.
Wait, the boots go away.
Oh my fucking god.
the booze get passed on
fire
dog shit
dog shit
Garbage
Oh crank DNA
So I'm yeah, I had you I mean I had you
Yeah, I had to.
Okay, so I brought lots of, so if we find something cool on the way in, what about a fish though?
So what do we get a fish as well?
We do a fish gator, fish gator car, right in combo.
When will pragmatic games get a game like this?
Whep.
Bang.
Do I live here?
But yeah, what about what about the plutonium though?
I mean it could be good, no plutonium?
I'm going to land that real quick.
Okay.
Extract, right?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I
Chat
Let me leave them here
He's
Mouse
Mouse-beach-beach mouse
Let's put some energy and DNA father
Oh
You would put a horse in here
I know what I know what that is
What is it?
It looks like a cap.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it doing?
I don't understand what's happening.
There's a switch, I am doing, I need a new horse right.
Let's go home.
Shayna, how do you mean a contest?
What are you doing?
Okay, I want him, I want him, now what do I do with him?
How do I get him to juice up it?
Oh, you play this?
I
Go there as much I'm out
Buster so bastard
Brother this is Boston
this game link so soon as there's a win twice for them
Jack we have too much garbage in here
Swirly Isingham's Radiation Sickness. Wait, he has bats? Oh my god, champions!
Good.
Good.
Come on!
Not bad!
Not bad!
Not bad!
Okay, now we have to bring it home first, right?
What is he eating here?
Okay, I want to make him sleep, but I want to, oh, you can't, right?
It's an accident, right?
Um, we'll call this one, we'll call this one, Stumble, no, no, no, we'll call this
one step up I don't mind it not because he's small he's small but it's not a big one
fuck yeah I'm sleeping on this fuck it cuz we gave my money
and then and then come on come on we need this oh my god good start good
Good! Good! Good!
Don't choke now!
Good!
Yes!
One more chance.
52 months, but I'm still not in the jungle, excuse the air.
One more chance.
If he doesn't win, it's... I'll give him a DNA.
He's going straight to the glue, I don't give a shit.
Good.
Good.
Dude, dude, uh, I mean, okay, good move.
Oh, okay, uh, oh, good move.
Come on!
Okay, okay.
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What a champion.
Wait, Silver Lossel.
Silver Lossel, what is that?
So, what is that?
He backflips.
Oh, it's infinite.
Okay, I think, um...
Why didn't we braid him to keep the boots because he's getting old, but we don't have much time.
Should we clone him first?
So how do I know what a pot is what pot though?
He needs a longer body to those boots because he's going to kill it otherwise.
Crab jeans? Crab is that it?
What? Oh, I was going to do one place, right?
That's over there. Where is it left?
We won't keep the Thames though, right?
Then that's Bullshit!
But we have to breed it there.
But with what though?
We're gonna make it like, cool combo, no?
Maybe a giraffe train's gonna flip it.
Yeah, we don't need this DNA, it's a bad horse.
What's that right here?
Oh, what am I going to glue him to?
What's a fish?
Now we should go for an actual good beast.
Now we should suppose I'm getting a good beast and then keep passing on the beast.
Wait, did you special hold on?
What is that?
Is that any good?
What the f**k is that?
What the fuck are these?
I don't know, I'm looking for them to shopping.
What?
These are like, these are weird.
Like, what the fuck are these?
He's dead.
Um, yeah, what do I get like, like, like, cool beasts?
Maybe some of these are something a little bit different, maybe?
Oh, because I killed her man, I mean, I don't have a shit.
Well, that's the case, it's not the end.
What the fuck is that?
Are they good?
Mutate the fish!
True!
Wait!
Wait, wait, Nubile! Nubile!
What the fuck?
Oh
The fuck freaks freaks
Eat the food, you fuck-ass!
What?
I don't know what I want.
just keeps the next one running
dog shit
I mean we need to just get a fast water
and no more fishing, fuck it
we'll just get um
what the fuck now is now
Bring back ghost emotes. Type nails if you agree chat.
This is a natural game. This is the most game you're going to get a game.
Games are games.
What about trees? Should we be able to beat them?
You have to test them out, right? Pretty much.
Like, that's how we, oh, we should just get the good ones and just get all the good ones
again, okay, DNA now.
Okay, Trapi, you be.
Living it good?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
So what is that?
Mountains?
Where are we going to go?
There's Voltaan.
Oh, you didn't hear that go crazy?
Hold on, how long, though?
60 watts, Batman.
Are you not stupid yet?
I want to make a big bubba.
Alright.
I want to be the natural habitats.
I'm kind of hungry.
I'm kind of hungry.
I don't want to get a little full of it.
Jack, can you just win the game by just winding down all the fish with a piece of the lasso?
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, I thought he was going to hate that shit there.
Yeah, I'll play with you now. I'm downloading it.
Hey, stickers, you're bald. Yeah, they win this game.
I can't want to see them on there, bro.
Are we recycling here? No. Right again, tier two.
We have, like, a fucked up...
Mr. Cowell, can you take a look at those playlists?
Or a game?
Uh, I'm not so busy. Everybody wants to play with me, Bridget.
We don't have any, uh...
We have two regular?
Solo hard mode?
Go run, go run, monitoring. We have charts.
Yeah.
Yo, man, how's it going?
We need dad back. We need dad. Where's the little red?
Stop, stop.
Trying to do.
Um, but it did not look pretty good.
Uh, people said it's actually good, though.
I compared it to when we played it last time.
Do you remember when we played it?
Or was that not with you?
It was with you, no?
Uh, well, I have to look at it.
Is it, like, a scary game?
No, it's a guy, it's like a police game.
Oh, is this the game where we, when we died we were like inside of the fridge?
Like you could see the body inside of the fridge?
I don't remember.
Was it?
Our bodies were like glitching through shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the game was really buggy.
Also, we played a video in the last one, as well, I'm pretty sure.
Okay, there I am installing.
Wait, which one do I get?
there's a lot of them you want to slip this one on the on the on the guys yeah
I'm down but which right are you're not do I get the same one
oh hello yeah that's what I'm saying I'm like tripping here we're chat what
then what was I think I did with anything that's exactly the same man
Yeah, is that the game I'm thinking of too?
Like from way back in the days.
No, not by cam.
No, not by cam.
It was like SWAT. It was like SWAT.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
I'm not just getting out of town doubts.
Yeah, I'm like, that's actually just a game.
Yeah, that's not what it is.
Um, do I get, and I get all the DLC or just the game?
Uh, I don't know. There's the SS?
Yeah, I didn't see that
There's a bunch of DLC. I'm just gonna get the whole thing
They're like $5 apiece
No, I already own it. I guess since I bought the game went back in a day
I get I got have all of you X. Can I yeah, I know that's what's going on. Yes
Yeah, I have it. What the shit? I don't say
Yeah, what oh yeah, he's a habit same
You know, it was you bought the support of the game beta
Fall guys. I don't think we paid for it. I don't remember what happened. I think you gifted this to me. I
Don't know what the hell's going on here
Deluxe is regular
By the game
i already have everything
i'm on fog eyes
chai i haven't seen moise videos on my timeline
it's like it doesn't push them at all to me
they're not subscribed to them? i don't get it
actually, this is a versus story trailer, i'm super surprised to see there's a story mode
I heard about it, I didn't watch it.
What, actually, what the fuck?
Oh, that's on me.
All right.
Um...
What kind of a...
When you go to sleep and you leave YouTube on, what kind of videos are on when you wake up?
I don't, I don't do that.
I don't do that.
That's not a thing?
No, I don't, I don't, I don't go to some videos.
Oh.
Well, mine...
It depends my mind goes through phases, but there was a time where I would wake up, and it was like Spanish church
Getting rolled by Tyler one win get I don't know why that was going on for a while
Or I'd wake up, and it was catch and cook which actually got me into watching catch and cook videos
um
Interesting or you are you?
Or I'd get like the end of the game zero life safe sorrow
Wait what the fuck
Yeah, I had autoply, but I don't watch it too much.
I'm a big YouTube guy.
I'm a big YouTube guy.
The win.
Reminder.
Champion for himself and your twice-twenty-six, our Play-It-Go champion!
Incredible series from Fireside, pulling out all the stops, all the Pokemon taking us to a decisive game five, could not have asked for anything.
judges are literally the fun police that is the entirety of his celebration after winning this
tournament he sets his head set down and gives one pump then shakes his opponent's hand I get more
animated when my uber eats gets here like that is about as tame a celebration as you can possibly
fucking find that is the other man's sportsmanship he's happy he's emotionally one but he doesn't
It doesn't become, you know, over the top with it, you know, he didn't stand on the chair
slam two beers together like Stone Cold Steve Austin or start butt chugging Bruce Keys or
something, you know, saying, fuck you, do as a opponent and say, get out of your pussy,
lean over, give him a wet willy and atomic wedgie on the way out.
Nothing.
It is pathetic that these dorks, these greasy stinky losers punished him for that, but
it's even more.
What?
You have a five-second delay again. No, no chat type one and chat
Yeah, no another way
Pathetic is that they're standing by it and that's what I'm talking about it
There's another way they released an official statement
Where they've all come together in their fucking stink cloud their fucking fart fumes and decided that the
There's a small house was correct in this one. I didn't have your stream live
Okay, but even if you had it one of the legs because I'm on
I'm on the wrong side of the road on purpose because when me and Michael are on the same
switch server, I like it, like they, we get bottlenecked because, yeah, it's just a twitch
thing, I guess.
It's like max bit rate, yeah.
And they also reinforced another ruling where they punished another Pokemon player this
time in the TCG who celebrated early, maintaining that they, they did deserve to lose that
as well.
These fucking Pokemon judges suck major ass.
I think it is irrefutable.
This evidence confirms that they're-
I know a lot of celebrities you went and they're going to get a twerks on this planet than Pokemon
judges.
If you want to avoid a fate like that, you right now need to fix the stink, so go to
use cheeky.com and get the best soap in the universe.
The queso bar just launched.
Here's the Pokemon Play Team's official toilet paper.
At the recent Pokemon Orlando regionals, two instances of penalties being issued
during stream matches have created questions within the community about celebrations.
They're illegal.
to jail if you show any emotion that an official Play Pokémon event will sum it up for you.
Play Pokémon has reviewed each instance and would like to provide more information in
the first during the Pokémon TCG Swiss Round 13 match.
The tournament headphones were removed and were thrown onto the table on top of cards
and damage counters, putting the TCG game state in disarray before additional game
action could be taken to complete the game.
A match loss was issued for the disruption to the game state and not playing out
the final sequence to the game. I didn't cover that one, but I'll briefly show you what they're
referring to there. Basically what happened is he drew the win condition. It was checkmate
at that moment, but he celebrated before finishing the game. I mean, that's valid then what? So
So he put his headphones down and it moves the cards around.
So they viewed that as throwing the game into disarray, fucking annihilated the game state.
It was all ruined.
Guys, if my pause makes a mistake and I check my name chess and I don't play the fucking
move and I celebrate.
I mean, yeah, I mean, if I don't do the move, I lose the game.
What the fuck?
It's completely kaput.
So they issued a game loss for it.
This one was a bit more divisive.
Some people think that this is an outrageous ruling, others think it makes sense because
he didn't actually finish the game before doing that.
I personally think this one has the most wiggle room to be justified because he didn't finish
it out.
It would be like in chess, if you have the checkmate, but then you fucking slap the
chessboard before you actually finish the checkmate.
That would be improper.
So I do understand that to a certain degree, but if the match is a bit overkill, I
I feel like that was the first warning because it didn't ruin the game the game
Literally is over from that moment. There is nothing that can be done as I understand it in the current meta there
So it was over. He just not
To me, I think a game
According to the player two separate head judges told him
I like giving a match loss for throwing his head set down and being dangerous
Not a single judge told him that he was given the game loss for disrupting the board state and then wasn't given the check
I'm telling you there's a plot at
Nintendo or whatever Pokemon whatever where some people want this this these turns to happen because it's cool for the
I think we'll don't want him to succeed it right and there's some thought in themselves like
They don't give a shit. They don't want to I don't they like to give a talk about this
They don't give a shit like I guess you'll appeal to me. It's what going no with her like no place
To me it does feel far more cutthroat than it should and then it's so I'm actually obviously what happened with the Pokemon go celebration where the game was completely over and a very mild celebration, which I'm at till now.
I mean, I mean, I guess I wouldn't even use the word celebration.
To me a celebration is like what you see in the end zone in the NFL or in the college football
Where you get a touchdown you spike the ball
You hit some of these maneuvers right here like the where's my hug at or something like that bust out the fucking
That's a celebration what he did was the most like
Normal like doing this like even Pokemon characters do that they do more than that mind you
But like literally the bare minimum of being like only I won and they're calling excessive and I'm sportsman Mike
understanding by that this may be a practical issue in the second instance
during Pokemon Go Grand Final we would like to share some information which may not be known to the broader community
prior to the final game incident during game one of the bracket reset series a player was issued a warning for the action of hitting and shaking the table during gameplay
actions such as these can have a negative impact on the experience of participants and disturb the match in progress
then during game five the same players behavior continued to be disruptive including shaking the table to the point that there was a disruption to the broadcast experience
These repeated infractions resulted in a penalty that was escalated to gain loss if that isn't the biggest load of hooli
I've ever heard you can watch the footage yourself. There was nothing disruptive happening not from what I went through
And then there's any card things or like people buying cars or scalpers
It's always like the shittiest humans and at these tournaments. I swear to you by the shittiest behavior
It's god-awful. You know you ever about the the go play this shit we get so like like harassed like
The game was came after the celebration
Was being tossed around but now they're saying it was actually
I mean, well, they weren't there at like fucking
Pokemon
It was
The decisions made by the judges of this event Pokemon judges are committed to bringing the best possible experience to our players by preserving the competitive integrity of our events
It's not sure it is completely been flushed down the tubes of this by the way
Because you could win Grand Finals, but you best be a completely fucking stoic in silence
Even the slightest iota of a smirk will have that title stripped from your fucking cold dead paws
They will rip that W from your hands if they see you happy
What do you mean preserving a competitive integrity you took away the winner's win and give it to someone who lost all over them
Celebrate slightly without them in their commitment to play Pokemon
We would not be able to hold events and is our expectation
If I was the head product at Pokemon,
this thing would cook would be so insane, you have no idea.
I would have something with the cards
had like a tracker or whatever
and I'd have the players stand up or whatever
and they would put the card down
and they would do an animation
and to read you the hologram
would it sends their Pokemon or the whatever
and then the other guy
and they would battle in real time
in this hologram chamber.
It's full of broadcast and real life
and go, oh, I choose this.
That's you, yo, bro.
What the fuck is this, you, yo?
I do Fire Blast!
Yeah, I did!
They are treated with the same respect
as all people in the community.
In the moment of a win, emotions are high.
I recognize that these emotions can lead
to energetic reactions celebrating a win,
which by the way, didn't really happen here.
It wasn't that energetic.
My fucking play Pokemon piece and said the incident.
Oh, I get that.
I get that, I get that.
I games done by the way, you want to do fall guys first? Yeah, just really eat this Chipotle's main really quickly
Yeah, wait you got it already. No, it's coming in a minute. Okay. Yeah, it's all good
But can you choose me?
Yeah, like this
You just describe like this crazy shit and this is what yours would be.
One, it'd be grandiose.
It'd be insane.
Well the contender would be standing up.
You have to play the game standing up.
And then you have to put the card in a receptacle in front when you play the card, right?
On a board.
You play the card on and it, it stands like one of those gambling sites, right?
Like, and then, and then something, let's say you're, you're, uh, um,
then you say you're sending a Pokemon or whatever, right?
Some Pokemon was,
and in front of you, you really see your, your guy,
you see your fucking like Charmander or Charizard, right?
That's, it's right there in, in big.
And then the other guy goes, oh yeah, I put blasters.
And his eyes are pumped.
You know what I mean?
And all the animations.
If you lose, it will be like a Mr. Beast video,
like where they stand on the thing.
And then it opens up and they fall when they lose.
Oh yeah, under the hood.
They always open it.
Yeah.
Holy.
Yo, yeah, now go on, now go on.
But there's spikes at the bottom of the trap.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, but I mean, let's film spikes.
Yeah, that's all we're doing here.
So, Muda in chat, he said,
hi chat, how's everyone doing?
I hope everyone is doing good.
God bless you guys.
Oh, thank you man.
And then they're just like flicking him off and stuff.
You guys be nice, man.
What the fuck is that?
That's be nice, man.
See, I was talking about scouting, look at that.
You guys be doing about scouting right there, boom.
We'll watch a little video
This is a video that I watched yesterday and I want to watch it
It's
Not this this one
It's not too long. It's good. It's good length
What is it I pre I pre watch this one actually
Yep, wait actually don't
mm-hmm
I'll watch it. I don't give shit
All right, but you should watch it. I'm just saying I did watch this
Then it's a shot. Yeah, I want you to share the
Let's get to see us a late Rick Montanis with what we learned in court today. Rick. What are you hearing?
Amy Chris the hearing just wrapped up within the half hour here and
Cameras were not allowed in court
But I can tell you that the defendant David Burke was in court today in shackles and wearing that orange jumpsuits
The biggest new piece of evidence revealed prosecutors say a significant amount of child porn found on Burke's cell phone
No, I mean just I mean jet this isn't surprising
Baseless claim from the prosecution. I mean I mean jet isn't it wouldn't it be de facto with that because the person that
He was with is underage. It would not be like statutory
CP I mean that I mean that just makes sense in that way
They probably have all they say others as part of their 40 terabytes here that
they will be providing to the court. There's still a lot of processing that
they are going through right now because there is so much that they have
gathered in this case over the last seven months. But now they are stating
they have evidence that there was a significant amount of child porn on
David. I don't even know what any of this is. The four terabytes is all of the evidence
to to be to be given to discovery right all of that I mean it's not yeah
I point out that this all happens one day after the medical examiner's report
became public that is the report on the death of select
I know but the shit like like well we I watch and research this it's with you
that don't understand it. Like, yes, like, I just don't know what it is surprising. Like,
people thought it was like outrage at this, and it should be, it should be, but it's no
different than what he did. Like, like, it's like a fork found in kitchen, literally. It's
like dude. Orange jumpsuits that can revist Hernandez. The reports says are, I should
say the family of Rivas Hernandez is absolutely devastated to learn the gruesome details contained
in that write up. That's according to a family statement.
Yes, in that sense, in that sense, what the game I said, Oh, those are children with our
word, right? Oh my God. Whoa, what the fuck, dude is crazy, brother, brother. It is a
defect. It's a, it's a statutory. I mean, and they should and they will. It's not
Like that would be a oh, I'm so surprised. So these things like they it makes sense because of what the case the nature of the case is
Like so nobody was surprised a ten-year-old girl died of sharp-force trauma
But the autopsy was difficult because of the severe decomposition of her dismembered body
When it was found in the singers event
No one's for today that again, you know, I'm talking about the four terabytes is all the evidence to be sent into discovery all the fucking footage of all the
bodycams and the fucking and the neighbors ring cameras all that's everything
in Tesla last September like the reveal the grisly nature of her killing it being
sharp objects and then it was mentioned why it was so difficult for them to
figure out what actually killed her it's because her body was chopped up and
because it was a trunk to this monster's car.
So it made it difficult for the autopsy to definitively say what the cause of death was.
And since the autopsy brought this information to light, people have been going through David's music and music videos
and noticing some really fucking haunting-
SPIRITAUS!
Those were the only ones he had made a video he made for his song Rehab,
where there is a character in there that there's a lot of similarity to Celeste Revis Hernandez.
Now, music video came out in 2023, but David met Celeste as early as 2022.
And in this music video, David cuts off that character's arm and then grows a sword,
which stabs her in the stomach, killing her.
In real life, Celeste had her body chopped into pieces and stuffed into bags, thrown in a trunk, and the autopsy revealed that her cause of death was shark objects through the torso, notably her upper abdomen and hitting her liver.
Now, of course, I have no doubt that none of that is going to be used in court in any way, shape or form, by the prosecution. I imagine they have far more solid.
In what year? Is it 2022?
Evidence to be bringing to court in that 40 terabytes. I don't think they'll be using, like,
It's great similarities from the music video versus what actually happened or, you know,
video clips that exist where he's saying some crazy shit.
I imagine they're going to be going for like, completely irrefutable things that you can't
just write off as a coinkie dink or something like that.
But I want to mention it because it really does feel like David was just leaving breadcrumbs
in his music to the sick and twisted person that he is.
And that he had this, like, murderous intent.
It's fucking sickening stuff.
Monday he pled not guilty to the capital murder charges. We spoke with the
former federal prosecutor just a short time ago here on CBS LA Mornings about
this new evidence revealed in today's hearing and the fact that David's a
phone according to prosecutors contains Chapporn. And obviously we don't know if
it's Celeste Revers's images and videos or something else but that is a
significant offense. Obviously it helps prosecutors prove the sex crimes the
the lived and lascivious penal code section 288.
But it's also a separate crime in and of itself
and it's certainly the possibility
that the feds even step into this case
because they typically will prosecute
these types of child pornography cases.
It is extremely serious and this is new information
that's been brought forth from the prosecution here.
And the fact that they are bringing this as evidence
in this case must mean that they have irrefutable proof
that on David's device, he had that material.
I have no idea how the David defenders
will even begin to wrestle with that
and mental gymnastics, some kind of excuse there.
Like, ah, he was just holding it for somebody else.
He's been framed again.
They put it there.
They framed him for the murder
and now they're framing him with child porn.
I have no idea how they could even begin
to tackle that one.
Because even though it hasn't been proven yet,
the fact that the prosecution
is even putting this forward
means they must be able to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that, yeah, his phone had
child porn on it. So that's the newest piece of information that's been brought up. Now,
as mentioned, they are still going through a lot of processing for a lot of digital evidence
that they have compiled. So in a week, I believe about a week, it's going to go back
with both sides and they're going to discuss if they need even more time.
I was a little normally great at all the people that are like all the fucking
Like I was an actual meme owner like it's a mirror. I'm sorry. We're a serious about like oh, yeah
What about J? Isn't the ween? That's it. That's that's it's like well like it's just it's like it's odd
Because that doesn't mean some people are like serious like oh dude
But we will click accountability brother me for what then like you have it somebody
that nobody that nobody can say whatever the fuck about them and they end up being
some fucking absolute creepo maniac like if nobody knew anything what they're
supposed to do like it's just a bad like a hindsight hell of shit
I
Not the ethics of cams. Yeah, it's like a problem with it
Well, it really makes the day chat
Not isn't I have a lot of thoughts about this chat. No, no, we went with this. We went over this extensively
And it's gonna be like that like always we're like as as a child like the fed-ups whatever like some shit
It's already been talked about already fucking prove it. Oh my god. You guys know about this
And it's like it's like a whole cycle again classic
Burning it's just cool
From a medium. Oh this guy. Yeah, this is who I watch when Florida's having hurricanes really
Yeah, he cooks he cooks
Watches
She had a boyfriend named David that's like the only statement from the family that I've ever heard that is verified from them
So my question was going to be like do you think the family is
Quiet
True bro, it looks like he's plugged in like just
They knew David was and they knew who she was going to and you don't really see too much of an intervention between them
Yep, I mean, yes.
I have proof that family members have been to that rental house before have been with David and Celeste.
Wait, her family has been to his house?
Family members.
Like I have, this is one of the first things I put down in this case was a build.
There's a.
Who is the sire?
I know that David and Celeste were at Six Flags on a certain date and we found a Build-A-Bear
certificate from the Build-A-Bear place in Six Flags in her cousin.
Oh, and then I put it in.
Yeah.
Yes, thank you.
Who's the dumbass mod who timed me out for laughing at David pleading not guilty?
Yikes.
Um, who's the massive model that we're having now for laughing at an up and down guilty?
Oh, I don't know. You don't have to see your logs.
This is the name thing.
I've been missing you all the way.
You want to know who it might be?
What's the missing?
Wait, any detective working on the...
Wait, this guy's working on the case?
He's doing this interview?
The same person's report. What's it about?
It was to cover their ass, so CPS didn't come in and say,
Hey, she's not going to school.
What?
I'll check his logs.
Sure, I got you on.
I was playing this theater not like not like an independent okay yeah yeah I mean
that's yeah I can't see his logs she's not even banned
not even banned
on kick sandpaper room um it's part of your auto mod wait you got time we're
gonna get back it's time up for a day but yeah maybe you just gotta give me
What's up?
Is she the missing person?
Oh, I can show you.
A user.
Yes, it looks like an auto.
Look.
It says, but you're not.
It says, oh, man, not guilty.
Is it set up for a day?
It's probably just auto-moderate.
Literally, it's auto-moderate.
It's not much of a use.
So you say she's not going to the school because she's a missing person.
You know, then you don't have CPS in life at that moment.
You don't have CPS at that moment, you know and I listen I I said with a I hear and I know
Bro, bro, he just it is I know
He's just all about it. Oh
It looks like he was saying it. Oh, mate. She's not guilty
It's what you got time that for like Jesus Christ that makes total sense now like
Yeah, I mean, that's why we are moderating me. I'm not gonna bet it
But I mean, dude, she says they are, I know that they're green.
I know they lost a daughter, but God damn, like it's you couldn't, she shouldn't have
been allowed to be, she was gone a year and a half and like a year and a half, like somebody
should have said, you know, maybe we shouldn't be letting Celeste live her own life like
this.
I don't care how much money he has, how famous he has, maybe in some cultures they
don't think that's that huge of an age gap.
I don't care that these are the laws that you've agreed to live under and in she's
forward, you know, she was not 15 like it says on her best circuit. She turned 15
the day before she was found in the Tesla. She'd been in that Tesla a long time.
Like 14 years old. She should have been in school. She should have.
What do I have this every, every, every two days? What? And I said just breaks. Like
been, you know, playing video games with friends and being a listen, she'd only been a teenager
for less than a year. I mean, think about that. I mean, it was her first year when it
started happening, first year being a teenager. This isn't a girl that was, you know, about
in 2018, um,
huh, you see three
accountability? Well, I look at the chart. Could you see
potential charges being pressed on the parents? That never
happens. Or do you think that for press reasons and
yeah, that never happens. It's too, too high profile case.
Right. So they're gonna say, Oh, shit. Um, we
you know, if we do that, we're gonna have a certain
amount of the people are gonna be like, I don't care if
what they did is wrong.
They, you know, you got to give them some space
because they're grieving family and they are and they,
but they've also got to be like, hey, we messed up,
you know, we messed up and listen, there is,
you know, there's good, I think there's good.
But I thought that was like an actual,
like actual detective that was a work on the case.
That was like getting, doing an interview like that
on the internet, like that's fucking insane.
All right, Pratt and Visitor, hired by the house owner.
House owner, I don't know what.
We've been fighting on some transactions
that come out of the house.
If this goes to trial, they're going to show that
there were people that...
Way told on it.
Yeah.
Now that's just Joe from Target, they're saying.
Yeah, wait, so did you guys not just call
like a minute ago?
Uh, do you think that the, the, the, is there anybody else working there?
Okay, thank you.
Yo.
What'd you get to in?
No, fucking, that's actually a vulnerability.
fucking random guy, probably would have spoofed a phone number that looks like similar.
Like fucking call and said, oh yeah, you got from the gate, whatever.
Like, and it wasn't the gates.
Like, that's fucking, but that's insane, no?
But that's fucking it, roll, roll, roll.
And I knew it wasn't the gate because that's why I didn't pick up any of the, like,
look weird and and the voice was weird like fuck off
I guess someone trolling as the gay guy
uh yes like that's weird that's fucking insane
um it was the guy from a few days ago called you yeah that's one that's one thing it's
really um well I mean I have to get his media
I have to get his phone number but it doesn't matter it doesn't matter like
But we're getting money.
They just leaked one money the other.
I don't understand it.
It's cooked.
It's always cooked.
This whole number is like my name on it.
I have all my shit with other names.
And it still somehow goes to the cracks.
What can I do?
It's just dumb.
Who does this shit?
told me he said that he's around by the way
nigger chat
why you kinda got it though
honestly I am
Oh, I mean, yeah, I mean, just AI, I don't know what to do about it, not thoughts.
What do you think in this... Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing red or blue button.
If more than 50% of the people press the blue button, everyone survives.
If less than 50% of the people press the blue button, everyone will press the red button surviving.
Wait, what?
Huh?
Um, then everybody goes blue then what?
Number than everyone's going to go blue more than 50% press blue.
Everyone's around. Yeah, good.
Well, obviously.
Yeah, it makes sense.
Why?
I mean, who presses, who presses red though?
Like, why would, why would anybody go red?
How does blue equal dice is if more than 50% of people press the blue button then everyone
survives.
So if everybody just clicks the blue don't they survive?
If less than 50% press the blue button.
Oh, uh, I don't get it.
Oh, it means that red people can read people.
OK, it means that red is always when.
Oh, now I want to press red then.
No, I want to press blue.
I want to press red.
See, I would have, so if I pressed blue and I would have, I would have just died.
I would have pressed blue. I thought I had a good idea.
No, you'd be good. You'd be good. You'd be fine.
So blue can die sometimes if everything fucks up. Red can never die. Red wins if they're a
minority. Red wins if they're a majority. So basically red pressers are like, um,
I don't give a shit. Uh, I'm making anyway, but I'll throw in the percentage chance that
that people will die.
Does that make sense?
It's a red, people that click the red button are just weird.
Well, it's not just weird.
It's just making sure they survive it.
Because if you think about it, blue, you could die.
Why would you press it?
If you really think about it?
Like, why would you take a risk?
Like blue on paper?
Because like, why would there even be a risk?
No, no.
Blue is a risk.
Like, it doesn't matter what you think it is.
Blue is a risk.
That's it.
I think that's how I see it.
Blue is risk, red is no risk.
And it's only.
So, I would go red it, but I guess people wouldn't get it
and they would go blue and they would end up winning
so that I would anyway, so I don't give a shit.
So essentially everybody would have to either do red
or blue to survive if you think about it.
What else is there, there's also buttons.
No, I mean all in one like all in one would have to work for everyone to survive.
Um, no, all blue.
I think it was sense.
I mean, everybody lives.
Okay.
All right.
Get out the, get out the pain.
Hi.
I can't see it.
Well, actually.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
Can I go like this, like this?
Basically,
okay, red at 55, this is 55, red at 45, yeah?
Okay, in this scenario, right, where red is above,
red survives, easy.
You get that?
In this scenario, this survives, you get it?
So basically the only way to die,
the only way you could ever die is being this group
in this scenario.
So why would you go blue?
Like it's the only portion that has a risk.
So don't digress.
I get it, I just, the thing is, is like would you be able to talk to everybody, because like
what if everybody like agreed like okay we're all gonna click blue, and then everybody goes
and clicks blue, and then easy shmeasy.
Sure.
Where like if you can't talk to people then I would pick red.
Yeah you wouldn't be able to pick red.
It's just a button, it's a game, it's a game, every's got a button, like yeah maybe
you could talk to people around you but like boom yeah it doesn't make a bed of
murders it makes them like like there's a risk like I only understand it you don't
know what the rules of the day crime you don't know if there's other forces you
as a human you're given two buttons and they tell you this like if you
really think about it, right?
Brother, this is risk.
Like, then I actually wouldn't go blue.
I mean, nothing about it.
I just, I, I, I, I, I would just go red it because why even
take the risk?
What, what I told you, well, guys, um, the instruction
were different, or there was something going on in, in
another continent, and they all went red and sorry, it
It says you're 52% on red. You're dead, like, okay.
Um, did you, I guess? Yeah, it's fucking trash.
Why didn't you take the risk? But it's always win.
Then, then, go red. If you see people going blue, they're brainless.
Exactly. Like, here's what, okay.
Easy then, easy then.
Let, okay.
You can simplify this game with this.
Ready?
Watch this.
Okay.
It is gonna be actually easy game.
Bang.
Bang.
Okay.
Forget about the, Jack.
Forget about the prompt.
Fuck it.
Okay.
I go here.
Okay.
And I'm gonna do this.
In black, I'll type.
Survive.
One percent of the time
Okay, and and complete the hell
Well, why?
Wait, survive hundreds of time. Really? That's what it is red means you always arrive and it's all right
You know, don't make it more complicated
blue is blue is
survive if x condition is net
Like, or survive most of the time, like, in the mall.
Red is the safe, red is survive, blue is risk, okay, then everybody does red.
It's blue a 50% chance of dying.
And no, not in that case.
It's just risk, as matter of what risk that is, right, it's just risk.
So in that case, if people went ahead and clicked blue, then they die.
They chose to.
Just have everyone pick red.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Like it's just a fancy way to twist the wording, right?
So that some of you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Chat, do you still hear me?
Hmm.
Do you hear him?
Do you hear him?
Okay.
Well, if I have to, and it's something you guys can't hear, I'm going to blow in the mic really loud. I'm just saying it right now.
It doesn't look like...
Jesse, I'm sleepy and it doesn't look like there's any good content soon. Should I go sleep? What do you mean by this?
What do you mean there's not good content soon?
The fuck you talking about?
Train said he's getting on in two hours an hour ago, which would, if you do the math, isn't an hour.
All me is around.
Greek hasn't written in the group chat all day.
And that's where we're at.
That is just where we're at.
I think everything will be okay.
Well, this guy just typed me.
Nope, you cannot kiss me if I'm not.
Sorry.
Why aren't you stopping the intruder
Like roll like you like you cannot make a supper like
I'm this is not a fake story like it's fine. So I'm not I know what I mean. It's fine roll
Some fuck the fucking chip all the bag was fucking wet
Okay, when they delivered the order when you get put out of this truck the bomb the fucking order
opened up and my my Mexican coke spilled on the ground so the fucking security
people over here made him clean up like brother there's some guy out in front of
my house what a fucking like weird barrel and it's doing some weird shit on the
ground in front of my fucking house after somebody called I was there some
fucking imposter called me I don't know there's some psycho dude my
I was scared people were making fun of me, they shut up.
They was cleaning up and shit, like, holy fuck, that's scary.
Jesus.
Bro, from my POV, I'm looking down,
I saw some fucking schizo on the bomb,
the fucking driveway, doing some shit on the ground,
and I was like, what the fuck is they doing?
Holy fuck.
That's scary.
Why was there two calls, though?
It's weird.
Yeah, the first one was an imposter song,
and it was just a bad timing, those two things
happened, you know what I mean?
Like, holy fuck, dude.
um i'm uh you want to call group chat kizomi's around um and the install game
xqc head oh yeah for sure
i i just enjoyed the next week crazy
no no it was actually questions i mean is he able to what what a gun squeeze anyway
yo yeah yo what up welcome to the group chat call don't let him fear manga you
It was so crazy.
Wait, did it go to you or what?
Yeah.
They were down six for like 30 seconds left.
It was so sick.
I don't understand basketball.
Because like, if you do it down by six,
then they don't understand that stuff.
Why, why even, why even like over the ball?
Like the shot clock will go away.
And he just toss the fucking ball or twirl it.
Like roll it like a bowling ball.
Like, you know what I mean?
I don't understand it.
It's hard for them.
They're trying to get the ball.
And Shepherd James is there to greet him.
27 month sex to see a letty and no escarole to the scouts
And they kind of they hustle for the ball bro
No, but right before this possession there was like a super unnecessary foul by the Rockets like they trolled so hard
They had the game they had the game, but they told it
Yes, I'm saying like if with their with their shot clock like they can just troll a little bit
If somebody gets fouled they'd be from the enemy team like what I
I know would you see what LeBron did though in the beginning no I didn't see
oh I don't know if they're not lucked in
oh hey they have to right because they're gonna run at them
smash his out of his hand wait no yeah he does yeah wait that's him as I'm
saying what
No, that was him all the way.
That was crazy.
Jesus!
Next to you see, do you ever question what you do if you never scream?
What, your moron or scammer?
Like, dude.
You don't have what it takes to be a lawyer. You don't have anything close to what it takes.
Okay, alright, alright.
So you're back on my thing again for no fucking reason.
Buddy.
Here we go.
No, it's actually, I'm being a good friend.
Explain why not? Explain why not? Explain why not?
Well first of all because when you talk you talk like this
You don't like this, and you talk like that
I'll just do speech therapy or whatever
Puss one on me
Puss one on me
My voice is innocent
I would do speech therapy one
Okay
Two
Two
This is the same job I'll be locked in
Okay
And then three you don't need to do all this shit
Like you can be a lawyer without doing all this shit
You know what I'm saying?
Okay then let's do your first class of speech therapy
to talk just normal you literally just said that you actually just did that
without even doing the vote or anything exactly did that now form a coherent
sentence okay now get a respectable job as in being like fucking the game also
presented tonight when we're just doing that today that we're talking about you
Fuck you. Yo, listen, the guys are showing up to stream with all his watches on his arm like
Yo, that is crazy
He would be a great lawyer. Look how much he defends Drake
Well, it's just the same fucking dumbass little buddy. This guy knows about this shit like every demos
I'm not kidding that guy like
Like, like, but-
Excuse me, have you heard the story of Amy Ekridge?
Can you watch the video of her and debunk?
It looks like she is doing Morse code with her blinking link.
Uh, I don't think, um, I don't know why I'm doing that.
Bro, things like this are already debunked by other people.
Like, what do I say?
What do I say?
Yeah, I'd be a great lawyer.
You said being a lawyer is easy.
I do three things.
One, one, I get shit done.
Two, two, two.
I'm an I debunked.
You got to have that.
and three?
Hold on now, hold on now.
I find solution so that whatever we do
gets to the finish line, okay?
Oh, you're gonna be wrong
and you're gonna call the judge fat
and they're just gonna kick you out of the room.
Really?
Like, it's literally what's gonna happen.
You're gonna call the judge fat
and they're just gonna arrest you.
Buddy, I would be the fucking goat lawyer.
I can pass the bar in a year.
Like, I'm him.
So cap, so cap.
Really?
Oh, you would never pass the bar.
Neither would I, neither would Jesse, but that shit is too hard man.
We're not good enough for that kind of stuff.
Okay, why'd you throw me in there, man?
Like, what if I give it like a good try?
I'd be a lawyer, I'd be a lawyer.
Any year though, you get a quote from a year ago's game with put it again.
You have to do the electricity stuff.
What'd you say?
I literally would just be like, your honor, he's innocent.
And then I just get up out of the chair and leave.
Cause I said so.
And he says, source?
I made it up.
Yeah, source, I turn around slowly, look at the judge, me.
Turns back around, leave.
Okay, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go.
than I only glad so much less a I son at NDA and I just keep on a horn
You are not Jesse like I said
Yo
Nah
Yo, like father like sons if you leave that's fucking aura
And I don't just had to deliver food to some rich assholes house and he made me clean up his drink
Why he laughed at me from the window?
Fuck my life
Well, maybe you don't fuck around man. I'll tell you like bro
Like this is scary
Also, like in any of you're playing at the top of something like like basketball, right?
You're on top of the game, right? This is the best of the best and you pass the ball to your son
You know I mean it
Like you think I know I gotta say something like you thought that shit was scary like he went downstairs and holy shit
There's some guy at the end of my hallway
This guy has to go home and talk to his family and say holy shit
I think I saw like a goblin in the window looking at me
Yo, 100% I saw like an extra terrestrial and he's going to his family tonight talking about it
Jesus.
This story is way crazier.
No, no, bro, I am a respectable adult.
I still look like an adult.
And I said hi.
Or something.
I don't remember what I said.
So an alien, he's going to be on YouTube
saying alien sighting now for the next five years.
I'm in God, I guess.
Yo, Chad, I look like a nice guy.
You see his name?
No.
I looked, oof.
Show me.
Show me the edits.
We have the, um...
May it please the court.
I come here today a humble procedure before a panel of five distinguished justices.
Is this... Hold on.
Is that counsel for the case?
I generated that.
I'm sorry?
I generated that?
That is not a real person.
Okay, it would have been nice to know that when you made your application.
You did not tell me that, sir, I received the application and you have appeared before
this court and been able to testify verbally in the past.
You have gone to my clerk's office and held verbal conversations with our staff for over
30 minutes.
Okay?
don't appreciate being misled. So either you are suffering from an ailment that
prevents you from being able to articulate, or you don't. You are not going to
use this courtroom as a launch for your business, sir. So if you are able to shut
that off. If you want to have oral argument time, you may stand up and
give it to me. Oh I mean Jack I think there's no reason to be yelling and
getting back heated over this like a mumbra like she misunderstands like a mumbra.
Yes, sir. No, sir
What is it?
Holy holy, what is that? That's weird. I don't know. I don't like
I
Like it
Why don't you follow Jx back?
Because I can't be doing all that
Oh after how many edits how many edits has it been now, bro?
It's about though, you know, you know, you don't get it though
If I if I follow it means that I'm a self-glazer
I do I do what a son does when he fucking retweets the fucking glazers
I can't be seen doing all of that, you know what I mean?
I don't self blaze.
More seconds, more seconds, more seconds.
Just, is that good?
I don't think it's 3,000.
It's what I said before, the channel was saying I was gelsing and weird or whatever, because I said that.
I was like, yeah, it's not.
It's like 1.8 or something.
Is that it? Is that it? You can say it's 2 or am I bugging?
It was way more pink. Yeah, I thought I thought I think it's on trains dark. Oh that makes sense
Hmm, it's the second best after Ruby
Well, oh, it's full phase
I'm going to get it.
This is the best one I've got.
You're going to get it.
And Russ is really a rosinop.
Anything else?
That's it.
Let's get cooking.
This looks small.
The only thing that's most good in here is this.
Sure.
Stop playing with me.
Three, two, one.
You're going to be so nice to me, too.
Holy.
That was good.
Oh, the aura all that can happen. Yeah, I wish I was there man
Yo, look at the arena look at every yo, I'm telling you man. There's nothing like a bell center
Well, that's what goes fucking hard
Yeah, I thought the ship fucking vibrated in the game. Yeah, I thought it was on ship
fucking vibrate when there's a goal man.
That's quite heavy.
Was that OT? Damn, that was OT. That's fucking headies.
I can't believe it.
Chad was taking today and said they were going to lose today.
That's insane.
Look at that.
Yo, you're not going to win the cup, man.
Yo, yo, Lee Cox.
Lee Cox, are we bringing the cup home or what?
Is Lee Cox French Canadian?
Yeah, he lives at home. I didn't know that
It is gonna far though. It's like bumfuck areas like nobody want like like
Basically you either live on the main slab going up or you live on past one bridge or the other bridge
If you live in the 80s, nobody wants to fuck with you like either it's like fuck off
Yeah, I mean
Yeah, what is that oh
Oh
Yo
It should have been me
Is that a doo-doo stain someone said down there no, it's the shadow I don't think so
All right
Joe like like are they gonna? Oh, what is it?
My dope does not have
Oh
Holy shit, yo, yo, I'll use it. You're only you're only good than at home
Shabon get it
No, yeah, the one and the whole thing, yeah, the one and the whole thing, yeah, the one
and the whole thing, yeah, the one and the whole thing, yeah, the one and the whole thing,
they're cooking.
Another strict cooking.
Ask you a serious question.
What?
And you can't self-glaze.
I just want you to be serious.
What?
And you can't self-glaze, I just want you to be serious.
What?
You think right now, at your age and everything right now,
if you gave up all streaming and everything
and focused hard in a game, you can go pro again?
No.
Well, I mean, what game?
Like any game.
Any game.
Any game of your choosing.
Any game.
Any game.
Well, obviously, like one that's popping.
Oh, I see it.
The difference.
The difference.
Yeah, like you could just be pro, like some niche game.
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, but what is pro though? Like what what what is programming though?
That's like rainbow six siege. I'll even throw feet out through the sports games in there because I think there's like
Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. No, you're trash at all games, buddy, buddy
I could easily many of it
Spam anything that you can I spend my overall rivals at 10,000 a from the moment it came out
I would absolutely been able to at least be part of the first iteration of pro players like this
That's like in close like what I mean pro right now
Yeah, I mean for sure. Yeah, I mean you go all in ten hours a day for sure. Oh really
well, well, I was at the top and I
Ever on stream like fucking like four hours a day three hours of the models
No, I play you play and play for a whole weekend like like the business ten
Four thousand every day like I was doing an overwatch and I just spend the game
I would play clever. Well, come on like what a joke dude
I'm talking about solo, like going solo, becoming pro again, like you think you could do the whole journey again
If you could restart
Ah, that's one million percent
Hero shooter, yes
I was the best. I was the best in the world. The whole planet came together to play one
game and they couldn't beat me. I was the thought of boss. I was the f***ing boss.
There was nobody else standing there.
I love GDM channel. Holy.
If the f***.
I've watched y'all's every day.
Holy shit.
You were way better looking back then.
pro at most games, especially FPS games. You are one of the best gamers I have ever seen.
No cap.
Bro, you should die or you're here gray.
No, I'm not a fan of it.
I wasn't top three, top three.
Me!
Look at Liam Bitter.
I was the final boss, I was the fucking best!
No, see, I look most the same as this.
There's nobody else.
You look like a picture.
Yeah, actually, a little bit.
It was just his hard work, listen!
Just how good was XU C8 Overwatch? Let me explain.
During his 5 months in the Overwatch League, Felix only started in about 10 games in the Dallas Fuel.
He was notoriously released mid-season after multiple suspensions for his out-of-game behavior,
but for the time he did play, he actually was great.
His ride-heart wasn't anything special, but he seriously was a top-wasting player at the time,
putting him among the top main tanks in the West.
The peak of his career was in 2017, where he led Team Canada's Silver and won World Cup MVP.
of MVP. After that he shifted to full-time streaming and his later competitive runs couldn't
recapture that original magic. Anyway, subscribe for more. Just how good was XSEA Overwatch?
I was like, no, you didn't even say anything.
Yeah, you would have to go to all the games, but I was getting no playtime. I was on
the bench like, bro, bro, I'm not kidding. I had at least three clips that were like
big, right? In 10 games. That's more than most people can say for fucking like
50 games and come on bro like they knew for a fact it played me I was better
They they in the new you just kept saying no the old at the old and the rostered and know each other
They have all the other all the chemistry whatever like when I'm watching that play you will let it be the team and
Every time I would play in screens and and and on the field I was better
brother my team had one win out of like
20 games and then I was part of the the one game I was putting we won
them. I'm removing Marvel rivals and Overwatch.
Well I mean that's a, I mean then, then, I don't know what's left then. Like...
No but I mean like if you put the same energy that you put in those games and
another game could you have gone pro if you reset today?
No, I mean not in the main games, I think main games are fucked. I think,
I don't think anybody goes pro in main games because the battle is...
Wait I thought you were playing good in League but you stopped playing it for Overwatch.
Yeah but like I was, I was like I was gonna hard peek it, I mean
like like I was getting sidetracked a little bit but it's true though not
a lot of give me a look at that give me this this match this is when the only
I like it like my brother right is the only game I could have went pro right here
What
You should well you should see okay you guys should see how many games they
they have brother my entire team like our franchise was like they were like one
and fucking 20 years of shit like I don't remember bro we had no wins we and
I was never played either like I I barely stood on the scene what I barely played
What in the world are they?
Yeah, I was a son because these days were a full squad and didn't even watch again
So look so look
See the top they didn't play a single single either like sequel is also a big brand
And he's also a technically a sub but he was more like a player whatever and they barely played them
And they were different not gonna play me and see go at the same time
I was there unless they were throwing on purpose in terms of what in their perspective because generally me and him would be pretty good
They got a came was great, but he's just lack of a flexibility like I came on all the other heroes
Was just you need to swap or something that was then ending in the game. You'd have like lower results
But it is like
I'm sure 4 is scary though.
I think 4 has a bad result, but too static.
But he delivered more results than other people that were static so it doesn't matter
much.
So 4 likes to sit down and just kill everybody, you know what I mean?
So that's just his style.
All that
And that's a cool jump.
You always hit your head on top so people are scared of jumping up the map on this,
but you don't.
Alright, let me show you the highlight though, I don't want to show you.
King's Row.
King's Row offense.
That's true aura.
What a matter.
Oh, don't, don't spot it!
Same only for everybody, what a matter. I got you today.
He's gonna get taken up by sure for big falling apart for Dallas at the end
They had everything going for them in that fight
The matter because on that map we have more than a minute you have all things only for one point
I
Got
We'll win case
Yo, let's go dude, let's go dude
Yes sir, 100% out of the comms
Really?
At pristine comms
In fact it's like one of the best gamers of all time
Do you miss your time?
Bro, it's a display of what I do buddy
Haitians and soul
I missed this man. It's looking pretty good. Oh, actually
Jack preseason Numbani, actually
Saw him in time and effects. We already had his mouse on Fleta's head
You just turn casually, brush him off his shoulder, man, that's a...
So this is also a weird strategy on attack. We don't see very many slow approach strategies like that.
And...
It's a lot of me.
It was slower than normal.
I'm gonna say, if I want to go back in time, I could have fixed his swapsrap with two or three swaps,
and then we get him in number one in the league. I don't even fuck.
If I was the GM of the team, and I was able to do two swaps,
Bang, we were number one. I don't give a fuck about my business. Number one. Boom. Finish
Bro, bro, you're gonna finish this roster out down play on it
Like they only suffered I think one or two roster swaps everything they got the team got made it like fucking
five years prior.
This roster is one of the most rigid ones.
But a lot of players have failed to modernize.
They weren't as good at some of the newer characters.
And they could have been replaced.
Like, that's what it is.
And so they're taking you and who else off then?
OK, got it.
Oh, good one.
Good one.
Now, I don't think it was bad that they had to play for me.
But, um, yeah.
You can go to, you can go to.
Have you seen what Jesus is doing in the world?
No, no, no, no.
I'm on the stage.
This one?
As soon as ginger pop can we set this for tonight?
Let's spend our time.
All right, bro.
I'm just fucking enjoying now.
Like, we can't even get, like, ah.
Like, guys, can we get just one clip?
I mean, I really get one clip, like one game.
Is there no game on YouTube?
I was working at Chili's, there used to be overwatch on the TV.
Pull up in front of King's Row and let's bang out.
And if you win, I make sure I got $75,000 in my pocket.
If you body me, you can take the money right now.
I hate you, sucker.
Let's go.
Where's this game, which one?
There's no where's this on us.
Holy shit.
as long time ago
uh... way
those
control shift t
or whatever it is
uh... uh... this
shift t
control shift t
just how good was xxc it up
yeah
what
i just said this is a long time ago
Let me explain.
Oh, this nine years ago.
Oh, this guy.
Oh, that's that's I'm the fucking goal of this game.
Yo, how did you find this?
But now it's precision and they allowed me to play because they were showing up
the players light the only game they had to play
from the self-destruct and he just got hit and I got a few good close on this
explosives between a bomb and a smaller bomb
either way or get rid of the bomb definitely either way
one hour thirty six minutes
yeah they're just gonna get onto the point force them to fight them they're trying to go all the way
oh no they missed it they missed it
I
This is the reverse trap you'll like this
They won't remain you just rush to the right side
I mean, yeah, all the options
Yeah, then I get the option since it's 0.
Kill 3? Stay alive? I mean...
I mean, there's the ghost!
I
Get it, but now watch this part
China cool players on my note
Overwatch
Oh
I rest my car
Chat chat what's up, is it? Where is it?
Where is it a lot of opportunities open?
Really a strong my strong case for them
I don't give a fuck anymore, I'm just gonna have a cool clips on my man.
It wasn't all a dream.
Oh it's here, it's here, I got it.
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes.
Further up, further up.
on a wall. Have you seen what blizzard did to winston? What in the world are they thinking?
Well, what if we find it?
Damn.
Oh, no.
That's tweaking.
Oh
Yo, yeah, imagine imagine doubting the fucking goats and no in our choices when look
We get a kill we force holes
Yeah
Look at it.
Look at that shit.
Oh man, I can't.
Yo.
Jack, see that?
Did you plus up yourself here, though?
No, I never did that.
He literally did.
No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
Okay, go watch. Watch the cursor.
Bang. Boom.
Guys, I never upload myself. I always upload the best player.
My hands are tired. What am I going to do?
The rule is you upload the best player and he's having to do it himself.
Like, eh, blah, blah, blah, please.
Okay. This one's better?
We didn't know we should we didn't know we show
We're sure you wish you on you wish you on you
And we will do and smoke your ass on the road
Oh, yeah, because the road is our worst fucking map
But the thing you don't say here is that stop shut it
Stop saying it, stop saying it.
We won.
Shut up, let me talk.
Jesus.
I thought it was right middle time.
There's a lot of context behind this.
We played like a local tournament.
It's a pretty big tournament.
And we were about to win it and finish.
First place.
And my own group of them de-queued me.
They went to the admins and then they got us de-queued
in finals after we were winning.
Like, really?
You hear that Bill?
Yeah.
Jesus.
What is he doing there?
Can you stop going to the bathroom with his mic man?
It's just disgusting.
It's terrible.
Alright.
Ready to play? We're watching the next 10 hours?
No, yeah, I'm here.
Yeah, I'm down. I have it on.
I have terrible news.
What? I've never played this game before.
Me neither. Well, I have, but...
Well, like, it says I have the number playing this game ever.
We haven't, really. Like, we're just...
It's for almost like my place where you finally get to camp.
Why did you see this up here?
Yeah, it's a new race like that.
What the fuck is that?
But you haven't seen that.
Oh, this isn't real, I'm stupid.
He thought it was real.
Winston has been reworked so he has free-
Okay, alright.
I made it past the games yet.
Alright, let's hit it.
The X-12 were probably 11, though.
I did 12.
What is the difference? I don't know what to click.
I'll do 11 next time.
I'll change all your settings because there's motion blur, there's lots of dog shit.
Yes, they still have all the current game like like time doesn't make this one just better like it's these aren't
They're not like
The only components like yes, this one is usually more unstable
This case saying wrong, I mean, I don't know about anybody says talk to anybody who knows what I'm out though
Don't they don't say yes, this is true like
I'm going to go click the blue button, if anyone in my family is clicking blue I'm dying
with them.
I'm going I'm gonna do blue
And you make it make it then a click red right right a big big blue you say fuck you
No, no, but what it was to say it's like a private privatized question
Right, but as they come out they could just tell you the color that they picked
That's it. So like they can't tell you the question is say, I picked blue and then you go in there
You hear the thing. Are you still gonna pick red 777777
So they already
I think there's no option like that. I picked blue either way because I misunderstood it so I'm pretty sure I just died
I
Yeah
Yeah
You guys win Rose is that shit fun or what?
Not for me
look like it's a little it's a little
sixty-seven sixty-seven sixty-seven sixty-seven sixty-seven
my view on this is kinda like this
if you've played a fucked on a game that's similar
right, oh yeah, I love you, I love you, bye!
I didn't hear, I had headphones on, I don't hear anything
well I don't hear anything, I don't hear anything
I'm sorry, damn it.
Um, what was I saying?
Uh...
I thought it was a good slot for it.
Oh, yeah.
You've played a bunch of other games, like, it gives you a bad taste, like, roll, like...
These games are exactly like that, I've seen a hundred of them.
Like, yeah, maybe that one is the one that it's gonna hit, but I'm like...
I'm jaded on it, you know what I mean?
There's just, there's like a slot radar in my brain now when I look at things, and that just, it...
It goes off when I'm looking at the trailer and seeing the gameplay for that game.
It just starts, it starts going.
Okay, fair enough.
Well you can play if you want to though.
I'm not gonna stop you.
But sometimes they're good. I just...
Yeah have fun dude. Go play it.
Uhhhhhhh...
Thank you for your permission guys.
I'll be doing that later.
my review enjoy the game oh oh which one just got removed yet oh god it was
by just busy reset the faults I have to go I'm reading the controls on the guy
it looks way better than it used to Jesus Christ. I don't remember. This
had been three years ago, bro. We should only count hard in and in. That's genius.
That's actually genius, yeah.
I mean, bro, we're literally all good at shooting games. We're all tactically
really good at video games, in general. It should be easy.
It looks like it's crashing.
You need to enable cross play.
I did it.
Okay, I'm joining.
Fail to connect to host.
I'm in now, I'm in now, you're gonna...
I have to enable cross play as well?
Yeah, just click the little thing below that says disabled.
Oh, I'm done.
Yeah, same.
Hello.
I'll try to go and get my settings.
Back in my days, we didn't even have the doors open over there.
You only had two doors.
Two.
I can't see anything.
You would go to the lockers.
Oh, this game.
Yeah, remember that?
Yeah.
You do customize.
Wait, we stopped playing this because it was.
It was never. Why?
Remember why we stopped?
No, it was really hard.
Yeah, we're also not being technical at all, though.
I remember.
Civilians doubt and needs you.
Police don't move.
We got a suspect here in need of medical attention.
Um.
I need a volume.
So there you go.
Wasn't I good shit?
I want to look cool.
I need to rip.
No, that's straight drip.
I'm gay.
Yeah.
Do I get changed um good luck or is man? Yeah, what up, bro?
Probably this way right let's I go full green or a full army or full camo
Well, I can't like that. Hold on let me go. Let me cook now
Well, I'm on my pants I
Don't have it
I
Look who closed down in DLC. That's great
Yo, I look sick as fuck I
Look very cool
the problem is that the patch looks like the dick is stuck
it's like nut it
yo stop wobbling like that we're just doing all this shit
your put friend in real life ex-QC
he looks terrible
oh I don't mind that, I don't mind actually, let me cook
That's not bad at all I see.
Cool helmet.
Okay, I cooked.
Um...
Where?
What?
NVG?
Gloves of shit?
Gloves of shit
That's not terrible. Oh
Yeah, I'm cooking same I
Cooked you ready I'm almost done cooking here. Yep. I just cooked it up
How do you say it?
Please welcome me to the jungle, I had to watch your team draw yesterday and it made me sad,
nine.
I feel like it's bad for the hands but once the guy is poisoned and it touches my hands
like it's kind of a risk that I'm not, I don't want any.
That's better.
Okay, how do I look better?
Thank you.
Chat, did I not cook better web better 47,007 bang, dude, I cooked.
Yeah, so what up, bro? So you guys drag you guys new year me what kind of outfit is that?
This is the third corporal sergeant your pipsqueak here, sir
All right
Watch out put your hands up
Put your hands up I'm trying I'm trying put your hands up. I'm trying. I had to put a UI back in it
I did with the UI
That's one I have a bomb
Okay, I will not shoot
Guess you are
I have a bomb.
I have a bomb.
Shoot directly onto the bomb to diffuse it perfectly.
Boom!
Bang!
You thought that would work, huh?
I'm a bomb expert.
That ain't going to work against me.
Okay.
We're going to RP as that.
Planks, gun, and head.
Shoots.
Dice.
really bitch oh no we can't fucking go I'm not doing that okay we need to change
our loadout by the way is there any equipment what do you think I'm a
Oh
Armory, he's gonna armory
Right here
No, is it not this?
Yo, yo, what up guys I called Tony and he sounded a little weird
Let's go to their meth lab
Yeah, we're gonna love we got a lot of you guys want
Oh, I see
I'm losing some real shit. I'm I'm using some real mother-sucker shit
I'm using the MK 16 MP 5. I'm gonna be MP MP now
More of um
No, I'm using the steady air Colisei ex piece s3 MPX is great. MPX is great. I like that
What a retta doubt. Yeah, I don't mind that. All a little better.
Should I know? This is PvE, but you'll see it's actually fun.
And for sidearm, I'll go ahead and get this, I'll get myself a...
I'm going to do some target practice. See you later, soldiers.
Where? Where? Where?
In the training facility, where we always go to practice, down here.
A little flashlight.
Bang. Done.
Okay. Okay, chat. Do you want a muzzle on this muzzle? Go nuts.
Bang bang combat grip. Nah, I'd probably just use an angle grip
Over the barrel laser no
Oh, I'm liking this guy
Okay, oh, yeah pushing try not good
Get laser on this guy he's dead he's dead he's dead
Target down.
Okay.
Now, heavy armor?
Full.
Why is it called light armor? Let's do heavy armor.
Ooh, full.
I gotta change this real quick. Shift being...
Alright, it's kind of like Counter Strike, I guess.
But you don't I don't think it matters at all
I don't get to be fast at this game. Wait if you hold alt and W you go on your tiptoes
Oh my god, that's kind of cool. That's like never that's not a game thing bro like
No one's thought about that. Okay
Primary ammunition 919
Jhp sure was that for flesh
It is an armor helmet only
interview room
Equip quad and night vision
You're pulling up a day to streams as always bro
Oh, okay, I don't mean to go. I won't you go there. That's it. Okay
We have to retry payday T though
Hi
Without without like setting up settings. I'm pretty sure it's just good. Oh, we got to get away. Let me ammo
I don't know. Oh
ammo
What do you mean by this?
I wear payday to all this busy I'll take more APs oh I guess how many do you have
I have four no AP for seven doesn't make sense nine bang probably one of these
right?
Dinger.
Uh, tactical C2, yeah definitely.
I think this is fine.
Set it.
Let's move out.
Lock pick gun.
Uh, sure.
I'll try one time.
My toes, go up when I do this.
We see.
How do you use game chat? How do you talk in the game?
Uh, little bit.
Yeah, I see it. Yeah, I see it.
Yeah, I've done it. I've done it again.
I'm looking, hold on.
V?
Is it?
I want to do open mic.
Hello?
Oh yeah, that's it. Okay, I'm deafening.
Yo, do you hear me?
Yo, this is team one, Roger.
I'm a transfer. I got transferred just yesterday. Don't worry guys. I know exactly what the
fuck is going on. Trust me. Trust me. How are you one of those LSVD recruits? Yeah,
yeah, I'm the big guy. I'm a captain, my boy. We're good. Over here is BDSL or so.
under my command yes sir all right ladies ladies keep it down here this is
going to be a controlled target at Los Buenos we will be going in infiltrating
easy swat time we have a newbie on the ground today name is Omi move out sorry
what what sorry what was that what'd you just say soldier I said what
operation that would be Los Lenos sir this is our current location I knew that
also I'm in the wrong spot sir I think you're supposed to be up there sorry I
think that's right this is where it was and he's like the mission at the top
and then it was on the border let's just do um so what do we do
Yo, I do have to use the bathroom real fast just look
All right, uh go ahead
Yep, it's all good. I'm talking to you guys from the stalls right now. How do you run now?
No, what I do
Call signs, what's a call sign?
Move to my front.
Maintain cover.
Is there a Ryder's up?
I'm not sure.
Wait, how do I switch the
switch?
What are you doing, sir?
Sir! Get back inside!
No!
I am fired.
I am above your pay grade officer.
Do not speak to me in that tone.
Alright, alright, then um...
Let's go to the AL.
sounds good to me. That would
be the for you gas station.
Roger after you. I'm ready.
All right. Let's hit it. All
right. Let's hit it. Now just
say yes. You know what I mean?
Yes. In order to get ready to
say yes. What a big emphasis
Yes!
Yeah.
Want no briefing?
Oh, GG.
the
sorry for not talking
just kinda getting in my head a little bit
they are angry and volatile
yes huh? yes huh?
We believe this to be a stick-up robbery with a lot of distance on my 12 hold on
and get down.
Bring order chaos rescue all to them's fine crystal. Yes.
Zion Tretlaw and Jaden Fletcher.
I read our brief.
They're not likely to be wearing any armor here.
But they will be armed.
Roger.
Roger.
Lead the way.
Stay on my six.
Let's try to get an intercept left and right side of the door.
Have someone watching down the middle.
We need eyes on the six o'clock going into the door.
Roger.
Ready?
Ready or not, pushing.
Oh!
Shots fired!
I killed him.
Yeah.
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm not done. I'm not done. The lays, the lays. I'm not the chip section. Oh, I know
where that's at. You get soldier. Yeah. Check my other.
disregard disregard disregard what was that miss fire was a miss fire disregard
all right they will you fall clear on the perimeter in this room now I got your
six push forward we got a hostage in here I'm just restraining me for now I
I don't know if you're dangerous.
Go ahead and take this guy out of here, can ya?
Uhhh...
Over.
Go ahead and take the hostage out of here.
And we're gonna...
Go ahead and take him out of here.
Oh
Is he giving you any problems? No, I gave him a problem
Just a lot of me now
I'm ready to move
You guys through the back door
Let me clear a quick
Okay, you're being very loud sir
BDSO make yourself known BDSO
I
Clear
Guys I'm moving stay on my six here
Civil civilian
Multiple dead bodies spotted in the diner area
Down down down
he had a fucking gun he was playing on your head and what did you shoot I saw
the whole fucking thing
shotgun behind all your sex push it come on come on I'm flashing out
What are you doing?
Suspect down!
Livy, look at the enemy first!
We got a civilian in the back in the break room.
Where did he come from? Where did he come from?
I don't know sir, I don't know sir. There must be more units and more suspects outside, committed for our flank.
Oh, oh, oh, I
I use the people Lieutenant Rathman are you okay Lieutenant Rathman?
I am in the right room right now we're shining a civilian.
Hello?
It was a snack area back here.
Hello?
What are you doing what are you doing are you okay you saw me right in the chest yeah, but
Are you okay?
Yeah, thankfully, it didn't go all the way through.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm not gonna let any witnesses here know that you shot me.
I like you, sir, like a brother.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Brother, look behind you. There's another witness right here.
Let's move out.
There's a witness right there.
Oh
So he's minus you know I
Heard a muffler voice keep it down for a shit push it push the back door we came from them
Are they on our flank here yeah, but no I didn't have that for civilian
Yeah, it's just a civilian being loudest now.
Here we go.
Alright.
So they do, hey, but we're cut now, right?
I mean, we fell in mission already.
Got a hostage in the back.
Has his hands up.
I
Have to go with everybody
What are you doing?
Don't just push doors man, we have more tools than that
It's a it's a hostage man.
That's that somebody's been shot in the back.
Uh, Mr. Mr. Raffin, hello.
Mr. Raffin, you copy?
Did you did you did you do this?
Speak it wasn't him. I saw him do it. It was him
He's going away. He's going away
Boarding wants to build a deceased doc your element proceed with your mission. Um
um
Fallon I found the target missing complete sir we've got it
Elements mission successful extract them with the public as is today
Hold me hold me cut the holy mission is complete
So something very bad happened
Well, we left the winners alive.
Yeah.
Check, the game is not very, uh, very punishing.
I feel like, I feel like, yeah, we're going to, we're going to avoid all this, let's be
honest.
Like, I think we should have got by way hard on this.
Christ, it's really kicking off out there.
Alright, let's try this again.
He told us you were adventure.
Hey, officers, long time no see. Looks like I made it.
Oh, recovery.
Oh, that was a drill.
Congratulations, Lieutenant.
Yeah, the ball went straight through my eyeball, but thankfully it avoided my brain.
Yeah, I don't think there's anything in there. So what's it through Roger that? Let's move out
You want to try to get it?
Yeah
We can just go next to the jiffy
Um
are you ready to say yes and don't fuck around I was hitting my I was hitting my
vip your device sir thank you if you fuck around you're fine I'm not getting
this is your last chance yes sir
I think we've done something before.
Nobody goes down and then there's a little club area and then there's a little like
little step down.
Don't know something.
something. Ops, last time we were on a mission, I ended up losing money and they took my house
away, so we have to do a better job this time. They took everything.
If you need to make some money, then go for it too, because we're here to deliver justice.
Who raw brother? Who raw?
Oh my god, this looks like somebody I know.
Leg doctor?
It's not like that.
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Careful, I-
I'm here at movement on the west side.
Yeah, yeah, don't-
Shh!
Shut the fuck up!
Oh my god!
Oh my!
I took him out!
I'm on fire.
Back out!
I'm gonna back out!
He's down!
down those were target moving on the top side
get on my six I'm gonna do a slow move
He's saying to wash the window above us.
Nemo to XQC Curse, Tex QC Curse, Tex QC Curse, Tex QC Curse.
Yeah, just keep, you have that a little bit louder.
Oh!
Down!
A shotgun down!
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
I have to yell?
Oh.
It's got someone with their hands up.
Down the hall with your kit.
Let's find out!
Out!
We got shots!
Shots!
Hello?
Shots from the opposing side.
I'm gonna get on the other side officer. Oh, I'm here. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm good. I'm good with a captain
I need clear comes yet. Come on. Oh
Sorry, sir. We got one disease right here
Damn notified
Shot shots from the gun shots from the server. I'm good. I'm gonna do this tactical everybody slow down
Well, I'm gonna throw in a bang and we're gonna go in
He's on the deep left side. Oh, shit. I
Deploy a back then
I don't want to come to me. Come to me. Come to me. I'll inject you
The seas the seas
Oh, that's a million down. We just killed it in Nixon's a billion. I bet the home base back on base
We said this
Extract oh shit buddy fire everybody home everybody home everybody home home
All right, well, let's just forget about this one, okay?
I don't need to stop picking the corners, I don't need to go slow.
What is F though?
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Oh, you got a yarn to slender?
Follow me.
Get down and put your hands up.
Police.
Hands in the air.
LSPD.
Let me see the hands.
Get in the ground now.
Can light out.
Police.
Don't burn.
Hands in the air.
LSPD.
Don't move.
She's in corners.
Crossfire.
Yep.
Y'all better put your hands up.
You sons of bitches.
Don't go.
Don't go in yet.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Clear the area first.
All right, we're gripping out.
Somebody take a six.
I'm gonna do the mirrored.
What the?
I said it!
Target down!
Suspect down.
What are you doing, man?
I
We have a mirror for this shit you dumbass
Areas clear move in
I
Contact contact six o'clock
Shoot
Leader six full clear
Police! Hands up! Get down on the grass!
Combs! Combs!
What do you see?
I'm in a flashbang. Right side door. Flash side... Right side door.
Go! Push!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
There's enough red tape at this. Control!
He killed the hostage! He killed the hostage!
I killed the hostage! I'll be honest.
I'll be honest. I did. I fucked one tap both of them.
We'll be down.
Entertain, this is Todd.
Where's the hostage? That was the hostage?
The guy in the jacket was the hostage. Yeah, I tapped him.
Wait, really? Was he?
We're both going to be under detainment for questioning later. Thank you.
How did you know it was a hostage?
He was right for my time. I think he was answering quite a lot of things.
I knew it was a hostage because he had him in a headlock and he had a gun to his head.
And when I ran in, I shot the hostage first.
Alright, alright, let's proceed.
Oh
We're gonna push the door here on the oh
Hey for a whole more you're gonna clear right and me and rapper gonna push forward you ready?
Three two one go watch out. What the fuck was that?
Two on the right side! So, two on the right side! Back up!
Who is toilet-bending?!
Down! Target down! Target down!
Push! Push! Push!
Up! Down! Down!
I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I'm dying. This is it for me guys. Do we have drones? Do we have drones? Alright, we're
I'm gonna make a push.
Omar gonna clear the right and me
and Breva gonna go forward.
Yeah?
Three, two, one, go!
Okay, I'm sorry.
Here.
Yo!
I'm gonna throw a hand on the stairs!
I'm gonna copy!
I'm gonna go!
Whoa!
Nah!
I'm not the stairs, you guys copy?
Sorry, I gotta do this.
I'm holding I don't see any go go go go
guys get the guns man
go push
on the last time upstairs do not do not do anything
element atop
suspect is down in the need of medical attention
target down target down
push move in
more moving inside
make yourself known
police hands in the air
back in the bedroom
check in and get your stuff
get your things clear
get on the ground
clear the balcony
clear the balcony
go
target down
target
notify trailers
entry team to top
suspect down
entry team this is top
you are clear to proceed
come towards your area
All right, this is entrance down here
Go up up up
On me yummy
Maintain him we must go this way we must
Sir, he's dead. Well, it doesn't matter. It's a game anyway. Sorry. Don't matter. No matter
door door door here door here door here
suspect it I see two tangos one one um one
hostage and then two criminals the um
hold on you know I see famous and
the personality Jesse SMF I inside do
Do not shoot the target.
Okay.
Sounds good.
Alright, well I'm gonna open up this door here and you guys throw the flashbang.
Ready?
Ready.
Two.
One.
Yes.
The door's locked.
Alright, I got it.
I got it.
Door on live.
Three.
Two.
One.
Flash it.
Flash it.
Push!
Oh
Um.
Are you okay?
I'm bleeding!
Take care of yourself.
I'm going in.
AHH!
Captain!
Captain, do you copy?
I'm going to go back to the
mission objective failed roll in
all right
so we shot every hostage and shot at
absolutely nobody that we have to shoot at
I'm gonna use not too wide, but still, like,
Maybe...
SSR 16?
Check.
Check.
Perhaps maybe even a...
I'm gonna get 18, um, I like this one, F90, no?
Oh, no, fuck that.
Do this.
It's pretty compact actually, no bad.
I'll take that, I'll take that, I'll take that.
This is good, though?
all over Clueless.
We'll get something like a good grip.
114th based.
I don't like over the top, maybe on the side.
Yeah, this is good.
I think I wish we should start the hollow points
Because these are these like all our missions
This do not do not over missions. This was just like like a low tier just flesh targets. No
Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my right. I'm girl
I'm just happy to be here.
Hi. Let's have some fun.
Okay, cool.
I think we should stop shooting civilians just for one second.
Okay, so we should stop shooting civilians.
We did it. Let's talk about it.
It says you.
I think we should stop shooting me.
Roger, all right, ready?
I've seen his door before, hold on, I've been here before.
What?
Yeah, cuz we looked it up on our screen.
It looks clear for now, but don't take it for granted, you ready?
All right, this is the police.
Get down, don't move.
Put your hands up, you son of a bitch.
I left PD you make yourself known.
Here's a gun, here's a gun.
That's a hostage, don't shoot him.
Don't shoot him, don't shoot him.
He surrendered, he surrendered.
I'm after heading to the weaponry.
Good.
Don't, don't.
What are you doing?
Target down, target down.
clear the corners before you pushed in that that's what I do I hear somebody
going downstairs from where we came from him I close the door that's fucking genius
actually down the hall to our left one tango next to the pillar he's a
Directly at us
Shall I swing officer swing all three two one swing in Rory peeking Rory peeking
The swing to why
I love you to get a hostage until they're on the left really three two one go
Get down and put your hands in the air man.
Put your hands in the air.
Put your hands in the air.
Put your hands in the air.
Put your hands in the air.
Good, good, guys.
Good, good, good, come on.
Let's go.
There's someone behind us hold on
Get on the ground or I will dump my load into your face. I'm looking I'm looking hold on
Take us above he's about he's above above all right straight up we should go from the outside. Let's abandon position. Come on
Oh
Oh
Go go go
Where are you guys I've been in the building I haven't I'm waiting for you I
I ain't somebody
On the balcony mother sucka
There's one outside where we came from on the ground
On the ground shoot me in the head no no can do oh my why are you?
I'm at the foot entrance sir, where are you?
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm about to leave you here!
I don't know where you are sir!
I'm here!
Where?
On the ground!
On the ground!
Where did he come from?
Walk on Tyre rule in Warcraft 3, don't be a bitch!
That's cap, that's cap!
I'm I'm behind you. We're going to enter the building and make contact ready three two one. I'll meet
Make yourself known
Back in the champions club
Who is she
down to your left outside. Well done. Why are you doing it?
keep your hands up.
I was going to start you to help me out.
Hey, Dr. Team, you're tired.
One down.
Doc to entry team.
Notify them with control.
And this time you're going to be restrained, okay?
You're just going to be restrained for this time
for your safety and for mine.
Thank you.
Holy cow.
I just got killed in that aura.
My entire right arm is blasted off, so it hurts.
To your right, hold on.
Let me do the mirror.
I mean
Officer wait, I must ask are you okay?
I've lost a lot of blood sir, and I can't think properly
God let me leave this for now
Down in the middle to the right pillar bald man with a tech nine
Snap out of it! Snap out of it!
We're still on a mission.
Snap out of it for real.
Ow!
Shoot me!
Let's move out.
I'm figuring the evidence.
You need to be under arrest.
You want to fuck with me, I fuck you man!
This is our mission objective failed, roll in.
I
Really nice never is this the roundabout city special forces
Yeah, it's so hard change map. You want change man? Yeah, it's just not as long as it is. It's fun. Hey chat
Did I miss anything harder? I just finished my 12 hour door dash shift
Is there a way to spill the drink at my last delivery in some much custom is just catching
me from his balconies security forced me to it clean up dot stupid fucking mistakes man.
What's like that, maybe?
No, it's going to be too big, right?
What's the dollhouse?
I don't see it.
I'm going to go grab some med packs.
Where?
A valley.
I'm going to get a shield.
What's the Susie call those med packs now?
I fax
Chow where's a shield
I'm not sure.
Where's the med kit?
Um, it's in, it's in.
Med! Where's the, if-
I love you pal, heartchat.
Uhhh, no, that's not gonna be on my heart, I mean, it wasn't gonna be boring, thank you.
Am I brain dead?
Oh, it's in here, right?
Oh, here!
Bang!
Bang!
Uhhh, direct fire.
That works, that works, that works, this is good, this is good.
Alright, that'll work, that'll work.
I wish I could get a better gun with it than a better firearm, maybe.
Maybe perhaps a...
Oh, if it isn't Officer Reinhardt, welcome to the squad.
Could be that
It's not better, but just
MKV
That works out of my net
And then we go to deployables
That's fine. Taser, lockpick gunner. This is all fine. Who's this guy? Top left. Stinger?
No, just two flashes. Fuck it. Three flashes. I'm ready. Ready?
Ready?
Let's move out, Officer Reinhardt.
Oh, I get it.
Oh, he gets it ready for me.
That's your name, isn't it?
Yep, that's me.
I'm the shield guy.
Some people call me Wenton.
Yeah, Wenton, uh, over what?
I think if you hold SHIFT that you don't make noise.
I
Really up
Well, it's that hard, but it's pretty hard I mean
I feel like I've been here before.
I
Just oh, and ironically looks like the
The math you thought house no
Like
The second the second one
Like he's really crazy
Well, they'll be dead, but their family will see you
That's all right. We have, um,
qualified immunity.
Not from the, uh, briefing I read. From Admiral.
Admiral who?
Chats, does he know? Admiral Guy?
The party is this way.
Hold on, let me look under the door here.
Oh, I don't have a mirror.
Anyone see a mirror?
I hear something on the inside.
Yes, use the staircase entrance.
This one is for adults only.
There's a woman in here, and she's alone, it seems,
and she's watching some television.
Over.
Apprentice, suspect.
I'm going in for a picklock on the door.
We're supposed to arrest the big boss,
So don't just shoot on sight.
Yeah.
All right.
I have a shield ready?
Take the shuff now.
Yep.
Open up.
LSTC.
Shit.
Shit.
Let me see those hands.
Get down.
LSTC.
Get up.
Hands up.
I'll shoot whatever you say.
Police.
Get down.
Don't run.
Don't run.
Clear!
Happy birthday, motherfuckers!
Put your hands up!
Get down on the ground, slow down!
Be nice!
I'd like you to turn the TV down.
I'll be in the state for you.
We're gonna be came at this time.
So my safety is yours, thank you.
You're a genius parent!
Lead the talk.
We don't know.
We'll be doing custody.
Who?
Talk to entry team.
Send them.
Can I diso-welcome to the jungle
38 months since we've been here?
We want to live more than three years.
I should clear these doors outside the balcony.
Come on.
You ready?
Yes, sir.
I lost PD.
Make yourself known.
Clear.
Over here.
There's an access to another door.
Follow me.
Hands up!
Someone's coming.
clear over here there's an access to another door coming me someone said shit
outside I can hear you on the inside use the mirror what the fuck his gun at
me he pointed his gun there's more there's more
Well
Don't shoot it look like a civilian I won't I won't but he pointed his gun at me
Okay, open the door I
Have a shield move in
There's one suspect.
Get down! Don't move!
I'm clearing the rest of the room, Sheriff.
Clearing the back right.
Secure the hostage!
What the fuck?
This is the bedroom.
Sorry, I gotta do this.
She's a standard setup.
Sick of it.
What is this trophy?
oh my god no way yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh hell no no no no no
lady move
move in move in
But that's statue all we've been here before. Yeah, I clear the office
This is a lot of
Hmm
put a mirror under this door come on use the mirror under this door I don't
have one use the mirror under this door I do not have to restore it sir I do
not have one room looks clear sir room looks clear sir over there's a right
I could not I could not view there's a white hallway that I could not view
It's just a mirror under that door
It's an empty bathroom sure it looks like no no suspects inside bust in
That's a lot of lotion that's so many towels ready to go
I hear tangos under
Watch out, don't push, don't push, don't push, come back
With the gun, with the gun, with the gun, you flip bang
I close the door, I close the door, I close the door
Alright
I'm gonna crack it open and you're gonna flash it
Police, hands in the air
wait we didn't clear over here yet
please
yeah I can see the flag back in here let's hit a flash hold up I see you on the
outside don't just shoot hold
I'm going to flash bang off the crime heart needs you at the tour now I'm ready here we
I feel like that angle should have worked out.
I'm flashing.
Flash out!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Suspect down!
Let's see if we can take out some of the tangos from the upstairs.
Nope, all clear.
Wow.
You really left.
You got out of the gym real quick there, huh?
All clear.
They're directly under us.
Watch the windows. Come back! Come back!
Yeah, it's windows. Careful of windows.
Watch the outside.
Shut fire!
Windows! Windows! Outside of windows!
I'm taking cover. I'm taking cover.
Let's test.
We should, we should.
Let's get back on the outside and then we can re-enter the premises from the party room.
Come with me.
Ten four.
Ten four.
410
You ready? I'll meet
Watch your head
LSPD surrender or you will be shot surrender
better surrender. On me, on me.
We should clue the outside courtyard.
Remember the gap on the outside? Come on.
Um. What? What was that?
I'm trying to shoot to the window sir. So I can go to the window with my body sir
All me push I can't move
This is downstairs over here move in this room come here. I'll be
I
Mean
Watch the windows over here mirror mirror. I need a mirror
There's an inside door coming Omar near
There's a there's an entrance to a room AV but I can't see inside of it. This is just the hallway to it
All right. We got no choice. We're going in
On the right side it's the AV room looks suspicious over there
I
Move it
It's like the evidence sir
Room notify
No, that was you sorry I mean close the door
We should clear the outside premise.
What do you see?
What do you see?
It's just another hallway that goes to-
Outside, I'll meet, go.
This is where the guys work.
Let's go, Kane.
Be on your guard.
Unless PD, whatever you want to be shot at.
I'm holding the guy right here.
Hands up!
Let me see the cops or the police!
Let me see the men!
Over here, man.
Police!
Hands up!
You're gonna be detained.
I have to cut you for our safety.
I'm gonna detain the, uh...
I was here for the birthday.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.
Criminal.
I understand that, sir.
Okay, stay patient with me. Thank you.
Where's the gun, man?
He had a gun!
Wait, this guy must have the gun.
I found the gun. I found the gun, sir. I found it.
That's valuable evidence.
Down... down here. Down here!
I
Should I go to the house now?
What are you I didn't I didn't
He told me to suck my dick what do I do?
He's hockey mocking me do I shoot him he's mocking don't don't shoot him don't shoot him
He's complying
I won don't push don't
He's dead people inside
On me push
Coming from up coming from up coming from
are you hurt away from the windows back inside now I'll meet officer
Ratman run
We're going to use the inside
Stay calm
we will get our revenge that's the last thing we do
all the incisive with the windows left side of door left side of door hold on
we got company we got company I'm flashing
go go go
left side of the door left side of the door hold I have a flash hold on
you gonna throw it watch out
if they're flashing at me I think flashing again go go go
Well done. Good. Are you okay? Are you okay? No. No. We're going to make it. I don't feel
I
Put them in handcuffs just case
On me I'm going I'm going to the last shot
All me on me layer
Flashing
What are you doing?
Watch out! Watch out!
Take cover!
Pushing on me!
Tuck it down!
You're a stone cold killer.
Lead? That's what I do.
Doc, delete. Continue with your mission.
yo it's all good we're just we're restraining for now and behind your
back this is for your safety no problem there's no big deal there's an
underground basement
He had enough of this bullshit careful put your fucking hands up now
Come on
There's somebody outside
I'm going anywhere.
Yes, you are.
Put your hands up.
Now!
Police!
Put your hands up!
Listen to orders, you fucking bitch!
Get me the fuck away now!
Just fire!
No, it's fire!
Coming down!
Coming down!
I'm in here!
Listen to this, you son of a bitch!
Let us do our job and shut the fuck up!
Get the flash, get the flash!
No, but I have one of these.
I don't know what it is.
That's, um, careful.
We're close, right?
I got it.
It's behind the kitchen cabinet.
Behind the kitchen cabinet.
We could hold from these stairs right here if they push.
I'm going to go with the shield.
We were supposed to arrest this scumbag, man, not kill him!
Don't get it.
He's shooting at me!
You're not wrong.
One more tango!
Down to the right!
He's hurt that.
And on the left.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
heard that
and on the left
out out out out out out out
this isn't good this is not good
I keep forgetting about my son
oops
No!
This is for Raphman!
BAAAAAAA!
Oh, what's that?
Oh, what's that?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What's going on?
Oh yeah.
Chachacha
Fuck me
No, you didn't get there they rotates
I feel like we actually did good.
No, we did. That was fun. I enjoyed it. That was cool.
Yeah, that was fun. Let me see.
Oh, mate, are you here? Yo, yo. Are we done?
Yeah, that was fun, though.
Oh, what do you want to play?
I'd like to tell them to join.
I actually really, really like that game, but we're really, really bad.
Yeah, we're completely not shit.
Like I think in general I think we're gonna sucky at like like not thinking damage like we're always trading it's like so bad
And like train blows whatever I never need to like learn like what like how to clue the corners and then flash it and then like get it
Done like perfectly in a
We only have like we're not using like all the stuff
There's probably like crazy stuff that we could use and like shoot. Yeah shit. Yeah
Just be like limited like you only to get like a few amount of like
Shall we play a video game with train if he shows up yeah
Train really wants to play down on it though
Train I can get a fifth. Hi, let's go to my boys, but uh
I'm pretty sure X five seconds ago say does that have enough people for Valorant
I mean listen we can play with you bro just please don't get us banned through association
real shit that's what I say I'm not cheating on Valorant though well I saw it I saw it thread
a while back that's right let's see what's good the good news is only your account
will get banned on Valorant they're actually intelligent about it we riot we know nothing
about this we're giving them the benefit of the doubts let the record show
bro guys it was one it was one day and it was six years already live already hold on
I have a question for you. In among us air do you think he would have cheated?
Oh I mean bro I mean he cheated on you. That was the fastest yes by the way
Trin has ever said he didn't even need didn't even have to think it's all
We still love you over here, bro. We can tell you we can't play Valorant. Why why I?
Can't play Valorant why?
It's like my play button is grayed out, and it's as competitive Q is ending. It's happening. Oh
My Valorant just crashed. Oh, yeah, it's broken. No, it's broken for you. It's still up
There's 13 days left 13 days. No, no, I'm so stupid 20 days left
I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. It's working out. Yeah, it says ending soon. It's it's up for me
Mooda mood I need to walk and we have to win this game
Do you understand we're gonna win? We're gonna win. I will lose diamonds
You guys have the only human being on earth that reached rank one and EU and
Anybody wants to do that though, that's the difference
Well regardless, you know, I'm the only human on earth
That's kind of cool
Before saying when trading is this
I might I might have allowed you know, I might I might be loud and my nose might be big and you know
Yeah, maybe I did cheat that a couple of video games back in the day
But you know what guys what what what about one thing though? What about the one thing?
I like it. So what does that mean? What do they mean by that? I mean, so apparently we're in the street
They said I didn't get my rank one legit. Well, I don't know. There's haters bro raiders
What would you say though?
I did the thing, let me smell that.
Listen, if I lose this game I get deranged, so I need you to lock in.
Oh, I will personally...
Black screen next.
...do whatever you want.
Yeah.
Train if we lose this fucking game, bro.
I'm gonna win the game.
How do you ever play this game more than any gamer in my life?
Well, that's not it.
Alright.
The kick stream crashed.
Should I hop on my, should I hop on my uh...
Wait, really?
Yeah.
One guy said it, but like why would he lie?
Wait, why?
One guy said it.
No.
Two guys said it.
Yo!
Gamecatcher isn't working, like I can't do game capture, it's just that it's not like we're recording my game.
It's live, yeah you're live.
I mean I give you the benefit of that murder on my end.
So I don't understand it, why is it like you're going to catch the game?
What are you guys, no, X is because you have to change the velocity of the integrity files to...
It's good.
This is the sequence.
You have to match the velocity of the sequence.
Velocity dude, I thought he was gonna tell you some like real shit
He had us a velocity for it, you know, like there's just this level says no
So many vitamin as friends
This is this like after change properties
is it to all of the competitor issues here I'm gonna go ahead and do I use the
anti-cheeked bag a competitive hook
wait it doesn't work no players found a band bro just try another count mom
trolling just just said it again it worked for me I did it yeah it doesn't
I have to go this way after well
Let's extend it one more time. Sorry
Actually said set your velocity or whatever
Just set your velocity to the integrity files and it should lock in the agency six comma seven months
Guys, we're gonna get a sweats though Brahman made account now works. You just said that you could kick
We know we need a carry, bro
No, but we're going to burst like fucking like we we are old men. We're old men. We are all washed
Everybody in here used to be a pro player
I'm in a dilemma. Okay, and I don't know I just learned the word yesterday
So I don't know if dilemma is used in the sex in the sentence
What and it's what?
It's chill bro
You on your mortal one or fucked no bro. No, no anyway guys
Wait, actually, do you have a smurf?
No, no, no, I don't play with smurfs.
Bro, bro, bro.
If I work my silver, and better, and Disney's work gold and better, and training is worth its diamond, and you're worth your...
I'm not worth my diamond. I'm not.
Oh, but it doesn't matter, because I'm working more than silver, and Disney's working more than gold, we're fine.
That's true.
Like it doesn't matter.
Anyway, can I say my dilemma in my sequence now?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, you can.
So my dilemma my sequence is guys, what's a better time to stream that bro?
Cuz can you like 12 is low key kind of like boring was like no one a collab with
Well, you guys are your own thing, bro
Like I was just 11 back in this yeah
I was the late-night streamer late night watch Gordon Ramsay open cases mouthless face emoji
I love that in the morning as well. I love it in the morning, but
Um, if you know your own shit, I mean, it's gonna it gets lonely in the morning. Yeah, right?
First you talk then you do read it and then you watch you watch clips and then some days you open
Cases your case. Yeah, in your case your heart stuck in a
Gaming section, so you're cook you just got a q-24 seven and hope you blow up
My god stuff. Oh, you'll blow up, right?
followed by two words just kidding whoa oh I just got it that's crazy that's
crazy oh Jesus Jesus what's just our man's no not at all you're fucking
Mr. County I please get to the John I didn't I mean like that like I don't
want to do that job I didn't mean like that all I just go they come as a
Relation to me that that
That's disgusting behavior real shit
Guys, what is it f8 and then the x coin?
It's a season I think
Episodes man. These are disgusting. I can't believe it. That's actually awful of a designer. Why would they even do that?
Because everyone gets it. It's like a shit one everyone gets
but it is phase gourd bad phase gourd vandal good
nepton yeah I don't understand either I check your shop excellent it's your shop
only my shop I don't have a shop like like your shop the store where KX can
I get a welcome to the jungle xqc l less than three yeah you have shit I was
seeing you get four random ones every account's different at the bottom
That's the doombringer. I have that fan. I actually kind of like it. It's too bulky for two. I don't like the front
I like the blade on the front
The chanters are about that come on me. How am I?
Let me see. She's a bone. She's a bone
Somehow three of my skins to check messages somehow three of my skins in the shop
Or from the exact same bro, this has to be rare as fuck
I feel like it's a bit dirty get fucking scammed bro. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it
What are the chances that I have three jelly bean skins?
That is actually kind of crazy that is actually kind of there is that not nuts. Yeah
I mean that is pretty good. You don't know
I'm gonna screenshot this you again. Give me a sucker. You're sharing your screen X though. That's what I'm liking. That's why
that's why I
Um, I couldn't do game capture because it kept uh, uh layering the encoding. I was tripling coding
Yeah, exactly. I was trying to triple encode the integrity. Let's see what you mean
Bro, you love the word integrity which we you don't have and then dilemma which we don't have
Integrity like it's it's like you spend those words like I just learned both of them yesterday, bro
I'm tonight stem of vocabulary
Respectful
You know what
yo look up you know what
yo yeah but hello hello hello yeah was pop boy was a bro I brought the bro
these you can't say that like my brother up to mom you know that guy got
watched you weren't one well games nowadays you like my grand market in
the slots as we guys we've played four games of valorant together and we've
lost every single one guess what bro or a man is here yo yo because I've never
do the problem we haven't is that we don't attack the scenario that we have
we like brain default like a lot of times we have the bomb planted ever
just spreads out gonna fucking come buck to the fuck like just hold the bomb
this is a boring game just play the game found oh my god
I do
All right, that's your next word Muda disarray disarray I entered into a room and was caught with disarray of members of the human beings
Again, whoa, no, let's give you no
Just now just now I was gonna try happy. We'll just you know
I'm gonna brush it on one sec. My cock is out.
Jack, I'm good with Sage, Glove, Gekko.
What are you, man?
What does the team need here? Sage.
The team needs a lot more than just one.
Like, we have three duelists in a team.
We need smokes, we need smokes. I'll go Glove.
I've got all the time in the world.
Oh, yeah, I shouldn't have went to us.
I do I like I do a little bit of insta-locking my bad
Jaysia Glova Glova Glova Glova Glova Glova Glova Glova Glova Glova Glova Glova Glova Glova
Glova is somebody who works with the gloves to make lights, to make a light show for people
that are fucking straight busted on uh on pills yeah let's go like a drug addiction yeah pretty much
yeah they do they do like the lights with their fingers and they probably guys match
foul basically you have to listen to a sentence uh my glava was doing some crazy shit to my
brother at the club sorry guys i gotta go my fault my fault my fault no say wallet
train just kidding motherfuckers you got me you got you actually almost killed the
vibe was the worst five wasn't it that was the worst it was like up here and
then it was down here I felt about you so negative I fucking hate that shit I
I think you should not be on the PC and work on it.
I like what?
Yeah.
You're a vibe terrorist.
Not you.
Yeah.
He said a lot.
He said a lot.
Yeah, I guess it says you.
But I pay attention to the signs.
And if my aggressive skit is too far and the vibes go down, I fix it.
That's getting like main energy vibes going like that.
Yeah.
And they're going to the conductor.
I can see why you guys conductor I walked into a Scientology room and became
conducting the conductors
so Moodo I wanna ask you a question Moodo
yeah Moodo I just wanna learn
do you eat with your hands? do you silverware? what do you really do?
do you eat with your hands? do you silverware? what do you really do?
People use their hands to eat that are like civilized like what are you talking about?
What type of question is that bro?
What do you mean is that? Where are you from?
So now you're a hacker and a racist?
Yo, okay, anyway
I'm off on a webinar, but I eat my fucking
Depends on what I'm eating bro. Apple, I'm eating my hands. It's a steak, I'm eating my knife and fork
W?
It feels like this yesterday.
This is a good map.
This is a good map.
Alright.
I'm gonna keep it alive.
I'm gonna keep it alive.
If there's a better way than your hands, if you are a civilized society, you should
be using utensils or whatever.
But some things, like let's say, wings, you just can't use it.
The hands are the only thing you can use.
You can't use them.
That's the difference though.
That's the difference though.
There's my opinion.
100%.
I agree.
100% I agree.
It's gonna do it do it do it
blank blank blank
Oh my fucking god guys come on bros
I found the fight
well they're supposed to be good, they're not that
blank oh my god
reloading enemy squad B
94 months of being sucked to the juicer game in drulamore
double the deal
half wall half wall half wall half wall
ABCD, EFG, one FG
Jesse, Jesse, motherfucker
Jesse, Jesse, half wall.
Like, oh my goodness, it's your map,
look at your map, look at your map.
Don't look at him, I just want him played.
He's a shit.
No, I got to have training for that.
Come here.
Ugh.
What are we doing?
We have the same problem.
Where we have the bombs planted
and these are double-peaking for no reason.
A half wall, double brick.
Is that Sky Castle?
Guys, is that Gravel?
Well, we don't know the color of this shit game. Just say what
Have a real question. I have a legit question. I mean this like for real
I am how the fuck do you see the game with that big ass nose in front of your face?
Great
I just feel like you haven't been insulted for a while like for this moment
I'm being temporary five guy, and I just felt like
Griggs goes possessive for no reason at all
I just feel like I had to, like in tribute by that
Jesus man
I like having a big nose only comes with benefits though
Like a big dick and big toes
Exactly
RiotX, I'm sorry
What's one of these guys?
Yeah, I'm not so I'm sorry
Here
Guys, we can really plant with these smokes
Like look at that it's full it's full smoke. Come on
Get in there. He's heaven. He's heaven. He's too heaven
One in CT. Oh my push it. There's two CT I think.
One and a half more I think.
Last player standing
What is that? Oh my god
I'm just gonna say turn them on
Need to do well, what are you doing?
Okay
I shouldn't have said I shouldn't have said that thing about your nose. Yes, brother. You are fucking fat as shit. Oh
Really?
That's just too much
You can't control that
All right. All right, then I love you guys and I'm sorry I said that
Smoking again on a wall
there's a there's a safer I mean there's a mine on the left
right what the fucking bomb sure but there's gonna be a guy in the smoke and
I'm gonna get much of the smoke
that's half wall here okay a half wall bomb flay again we were chilling it
playtime by diamond I mean I can't even hear dude you're telling me to
play time and I'm not listening wait time play time I'm flanking I'm flanking
head I've been I've been spotted
one enemy remaining nice train
oh no my god
wait a minute I see what I've got
oh my god oh my god oh my god
I
You need to be now on the fucking devil
That's why I'm smoking hold on
I don't know one smoking bombs. We got one behind you train
What about X give me X give me a word fucking you can in a sentence
On the mat appear
I just come up to you chosen one
The jester use a wide variety of on a mat appear in his dialogue
I
Someone said nose in one
I broke
It's just it just sounds like like a bang boom bang
If there's one thing no, bro
One enemy remaining we're cooking
Wait, no, 134.
I don't even know.
He went up to heaven, I think.
Yeah, he's like my speed.
You're bogus, he?
That's fine.
Man, look.
I want to snack on the grapes right now.
Brother, you have the fucking bomb, bro! Jesus Christ!
This is how we lose rounds! This is why we've been fighting losing games!
Fucking get in there and play the goddamn bomb!
bomb recommend the first time driver a Tesla
if you're gonna drive Tesla's I mean sure it's not like a normal like acceleration
braking whatever yeah come here come here
if you haven't driven cars I think I think another sign to start with him
for sure
look at the snack to have at this time
a pizza chicken roast beef this guy gave me a fucking nine course meal bro
he's the enemy eight i'll find you last player stay away i'm so bad i'm so bad
i mean
Okay, genuinely, this is why we lose game is one 34
And he goes 1v2, but it's just sad. I mean
You just three to five kills every
Like, get in the bomb, get in the bomb, get in the plant, get in the plant, I set up the
pro plants and you get in the plant, then that's it, on every replay, even with me
I don't get to it with the way man, you guys don't get to the bomb.
I know but shush, watch this.
Is that a mine on the right?
He's close right and one left side.
I
We don't mind if you turn them on we're in game at this point good. I'm paying for real
It doesn't make sense to me, it doesn't make sense to me.
Okay, well it's okay.
We're all doing pretty much.
It doesn't make sense to me.
We have that sight, and the guy is-
I don't want you to think how am I looking at the same exact area.
You want to know how we're going to win this game, bro? Listen.
How?
Okay, first of all, I don't know how to know what's new.
I'm so confused.
Just come mid, come mid, come mid.
Just come mid.
No, no, no train with that train with that mentality. You're drawing you're entertaining
I need you to walk in the park if I don't plant it the bomb doesn't go down like that
But Jesse pushed the game he spotted and tossed the thing up for no reason when he had the bomb
It's unplayable with these fighting fools. I make space you hold it down. Listen everyone's doing this
Look at your map right now. Swing this right now
There's one more. There's one more.
Yeah, I know. I've never been trained.
I'm gonna reach him.
Oh, no!
See, they're slapping swappers, man.
They are dead, aren't they?
are you streaming right now who is this no no no ok so hear me out listen you're
the better player you're not streaming you need to go quiet and play solo let me and
other three players a team you need to go around the map killing people do you
understand this team is the epitome of trash
garbage versus dumpster versus rubbish versus junk come on boys it's one this
game we're not losing up to stream sniping geeks
I'm gonna suck on this door. I am so please go push up. Yep. Let me hit him with one of the
enemies. We're chilling. Watch here. Watch here. Watch here. What do we want?
We don't know. Push up. Come on. It's getting there. I'm getting spammed.
Ow, man. Just slam dude. Just slam.
I
Was like
That spikes nice.
I like down A.
Seven.
Why am I not allowed to plant?
Am I not allowed to plant on A?
I don't get it.
Yeah, they like change the YPS like go in the middle or something.
Like I couldn't plant it.
I don't get it.
I try to planting like the front titties.
But you see people to do that, no?
Yeah, they change their.
Yeah, they change it.
What I saw.
I
Mean you can be coming. Yeah
Listen thing is
I'm gonna beat you guys, okay
Well, you ain't being me cuz I'm I'm sorry
ah
Right side, post right. I'm gonna dog him
I'm gonna dog
I
He's I hit was already this game is bad and it's a bad game flank flank behind us
last player standing
Okay, okay
One enemy
Yeah, I should be mood up I like to be the more I mean guys have been out of
Just months to him guys my mouth is broke again. This is really bad
Do not buy do not buy
Oh my god.
Thanks for that in-stop, by the way, Mota.
It's working, just by the way.
Good shit, good shit.
I think we should push for you again.
Guys, we end your site every time.
We'll just suck at you holding it.
Okay.
Spike dropped.
This Wi-Fi.exe is really heavy.
Hit the spot.
Take flight.
One left side.
Jump spotted.
Stopping.
in your smoke is a chamber, uh, uh, left one.
Let's go.
OK. I'm going to fade.
One point.
Oh, my God.
Hopping. Nice.
Right side, this hole, right side, as well.
Right side, nice, nice.
One arches.
Yeah, it's all here.
He's in 80.
80.
I think I'm going to be not ready yet.
Nice that's him that was him that's him.
Thank you.
Going in?
Yeah, both of them.
Both of them.
Both of them.
Both of them.
Who run?
One enemy remain.
Good.
Maybe he's on the mic.
Last player standing.
He went right side of wall.
He went back left side.
Planted.
Standing side of me went right side of wall. We went back left side
Nice job, good job off down there good job, dude
That's scary very good job. That was a TV what for?
I'm stomping because I didn't know he was that and it could be both sides
So I want to make noise and make him feel like I'm gonna push it on him
so he made to move it like I have to otherwise I'm squeezed it and I look at
where I wouldn't do I thought I went I thought I went behind your left and the
right were we pushing
I'm gonna take him out of here
He's gonna peek from the left
He had to AWP my thing
I'm gonna reload here
I'm gonna do a suck on the left side and I'm gonna peek right
I'm going in I'm going in
I'm gonna take him out but yeah
win this game last round before the switch buy what you need otherwise we're
going to be very stupid thanks so do i got her what but you got it though i'm
not alive
yeah it was okay that sound
it did not sound like it was so dead
uh i think we just play play standard i'm gonna i'm gonna suck this guy
the left side door
up at the left side door
I have to be by the way
what the shit
I'm on it
I'm on it
what
What the fuck!
You could do that.
I'm so bad. I looked away for a second, man. He's mid.
Last player standing.
I'm here.
Spike down. Mid.
I looked away for a second.
Thanks, Tophus. Close to you here.
Got him!
He's right around the corner. Careful.
Yeah, he could be close to you right now, this guy.
Right there.
Oh, I think I'm on the right.
No, no.
We can win this, bro.
I need to drop 25 this one.
Um, that's tough.
Well, I like them.
I mean, for T-side, I would have been a bad looking.
I'm gonna I think we should have three on B. No, yeah, like when they get beat it's hard to be taken us on defense
Yeah, it's probably be one of the be guys
I'll play mid. Oh, I like so yeah
Hey, buddy
There's a middle though, man. Not yet
Yeah
Corner thing no, no, I saw one over here like
Let's go by them
One down site.
There's a guy flanking us though.
One enemy remaining.
The last guy was flanking.
No, no, no, no, he's on site, he's on site.
Six.
Five.
How'd he kill me?
I
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
I thought the only one was like the best player
These are not good at the game. I'm not saying that but yeah, I suck. This guy's not good
Life of
Deforce now or no, what's the force of course? Yeah, you buy you buy wait we want a button and the blood
I mean, I'll walk by Alex one shot killed them
I want one shot
What what?
Yes
Like at least two or three
And her sound though they can rotate it by walking yeah, I'm anchoring I thought I still did the other second I force it
I mean
Oh, come on. I didn't see a pixel. I didn't see a pixel. I don't know. They went A, bro.
Zombie
Okay, let's go
It's like all the rounds that we lost don't matter because we're gonna win every single round from now on
Just get that in your head. We're better than them
Yeah, I mean
It's okay
The winter will be cold the summer will be hot for this guy
Trust me and don't touch that fucking AC even though we can't afford it fucking bitch. Yes
It'll be fucking steaming a hot in your home. I know it
Come back come back come back to me, 3b3b3. Get out there. Get out, out, out. Out you go.
He's going to a dart. Fighting a dart. Dart on pillar.
Reloading. One mid. Yep.
I'm bad.
I can't use that.
Okay, dude.
I was running again.
Oh my god.
We lose every round.
It's making me actually try.
Genuinely.
I will go.
You guys will be now going.
What's the trick on fade is it 30 or 25?
No peeking!
What's up?
Is that push up for this?
I have spike down mid.
They're trying to push up mid. They had a grand bomb.
They might just go towards A here.
That's a kill.
Nice, 130 jet. Jet's at 130.
So just hold, let me just hold that, don't push that.
Bro, they're pushing at the door.
Pushing mid to A. Dude, I think I know I was there, that's
crazy.
Spike planted.
This is embarrassing guys, this is embarrassing.
Well, I got killed my I'm a silver scrub and you guys can't do one task. It's fucking embarrassing. Oh, I'm God
Crisis is so bad. I I don't want to say like what am I dreaming it last player standing?
No, I'll be changed
I held my site every single round without fail. No one time with us around like
what are we doing different here I don't know who's the problem we're pushing
the rotates for no reason every time like let them rotate it rotate live and
go back and then wait for them like I don't know what why we're gonna meet
them in the middle we're all defense we don't have to do that
okay I'm the problem
the problem does
try to push up mid
I'm back I guess. Can you kill it? Yeah, I'm good.
I'm going to push me as well.
I'm down, I'm down here.
Spiked down mid, last player saved.
My ult is ready.
Train just comes here.
Teleports ready.
Why is there a guy on the spawn by the way?
I mean, we're just fucking dog sharing is
I guess they are so dead.
Bro, are you guys even going to slide these guys out?
Why are they just talking to themselves the whole time?
I haven't let a single one.
These people are just talking to themselves.
I just realized, Jesus Christ.
What's up, losers?
That's a classic.
Yo, King, are you ready to push on it?
I'm sorry, I can't see it.
I'll push on very much, man.
Where we going?
Oh
I'm gonna say we some
Last player standing so fucking ass
So bad no that was tough shot because he can't see body
What
That's
That was a good shot
I'm sick. I don't there goes my dying
I know that was just one bad one right we have to do one more
like what I believe in you I do believe in you for literally on coldax right now
fucking 3 am in the morning like I didn't know is this serious but you know
I'm warming up on coldax you don't know it's that serious brother listen
listen this is your problem no no let me speak here okay listen listen listen
What are you
Can't get this yes
What are you?
You're a valorant main
Every valorant game you play should be serious. It's your entire life
I don't want it to be
Well, there's what you are
This is what you are now, Muda. Now can you drop 40 fucking kills?
Yes, bro. This next game, I'm gonna drop 40 for you guys.
I'm gonna take a look at what they were so you can be embarrassed that you're, uh...
Oh, Muda, how does it feel as an immortal to lose two, um... diamonds and platinum's?
Um, not good, bro.
I hear the Kovac sting, so he's lucky I know.
Yeah, bro, I'm literally like I'm
Bro, do you have it on speaker?
Do you have your dings on speaker?
And why can't we hear that?
No, I have it on my open back headphone.
Is that loud?
I mean, we hear that you're hitting it.
Like, how hard is your, the dings
just to hear it, like, it's crazy?
Well, bro, I mean, I don't know.
It trains on my fucking ass, bro.
I gotta make sure I'm locked in.
Why would anybody add this hammer?
It's shit.
I don't like any melees like that.
They're so bad.
I'm not a fan.
Like a big sword and stuff.
I'm just not a fan of any of those.
It doesn't really fit any of the Gettruss.
No, it just feels weird and it's like a coverage of screen and shit.
I just want like a little knife that has a little animation.
Minimalistic.
I'm going to use a butterfly knife.
It's why you normally use the butterfly knife.
The toy knife.
Yeah, the toy is not bad.
All the little flame thing
There's one I should like this one
So I'm cool
I mean any of the smaller ones I think are good
Pretty much any of them
It's when they're like this the sovereign sword or whatever I bought this because someone was like dude so good
I played in game with it. I just hate it
Yeah, no, but probably fair thing. Nobody's for a long time.
It's cool though.
I don't remember if I could ask for more time, I'm gonna fucking clutch them under.
COVAX, COVAX, COVAX. Very cool.
Um...
I think Counter-Strike is a better game than this game by a lot.
We're gonna play Cash when it comes out, right?
Yeah, we'll play Cash.
Hell yeah.
You gotta recreate the clip on it.
I gotta tell you, why don't generally, why don't they just say fuck whatever people have been doing?
Let's release like eight maps and all their maps are like vaulted for a little bit.
Yeah, play the new maps, it is what it is.
Are you mad at it?
Okay, so there people need to get better at the game
Yeah, they have to learn and for once they have to actually learn new shit and improve as well as boom finished
Why why did we will think it's cool to be bricked into one thing that you do and you cannot improve?
It's not your loser if you cannot if you're bricked your dog shit
What game will give me thought about now. Yes
No, I couldn't understand this take I actually have no fucking clue
What are you saying?
Eight and you have to be able to nobody's ever played before instantly and everything else is
vaulted bang.
Incompetitive internments bang.
Like it's part of being a pro to find new things and to min-max it instantly and to
see who gets to the mastery of a certain thing faster than anybody else.
Like that's part of the game.
Like why are people so proud of being bricked into only playing two maps three maps whatever
and never no don't release a new map don't don't please don't like
but then you don't need to do your better game than
but uh...
they get split on that
there's people that like ask for maps and then there's people that are like
don't change the maps
i want to play dust to and mirage every single game of
of my life i'm wanting this you're a bad game or the nuts and you know
you should
Like imagine if they're taking pride in the fact that you cannot learn it, like it's genuinely sadder.
Casual players will leave. That's actually the opposite.
Some old-school players might leave and come back, but new players will love it.
What is, um...
What is the best human? Sorry, go on.
Just say what map are they taking out for cash? I don't know what they're gonna do. Is it gonna be inferno?
No, there's no way I actually
People hate inferno. I mean, yeah, this is an OG man. Why can't they practice range? I mean, they'll just swap it
It's not like shit X you can't it's just
chance
like I can't you just think balance always gonna be a lot of league
alive it's not alive at all I mean it is dead it is dead as fuck right now I'm not gonna lie
well it is all to the best first-person shooter game right now yeah
counter-strike CS is the prime example that if you keep the same map players
not even really close will constantly evolve if you play a new map rotation
every season you will be shit at every match that's why Valos come see these
fucking Russians like literally just like fucking raging at me when I played
bad brother bro bro this is getting up with CS as an example brother friggin that's yes
starcraft brood war literally is still evolving like 25 years later like it doesn't matter
things are always all and you will never cease to evolve literally people
it is this day the meta is still changed this day and the game is like 30 years old
but he said FPS no so I don't know we're gonna talk about don't know no you
talk about a don't know talk to I thought he was talking about our combat
just what game what game was he talking about what game was I talked about the
board what's talking about a little warcraft Starcraft brood war oh
Starcraft I don't even know what Starcraft is that like so really real-time
strategy game it's like a bird's-eye view like like league like league no
No, no, no, that's a MOBA, MOBA!
You don't know what Starcraft Fizz is, just crazy.
I don't know, is that like a-
Who the hell are you?
How are you?
That's what got me into stream, they're like watching streams.
21, 21 years old.
You're 21 and you play that shitty?
Bro, you're fucking actually insane.
Bro, at 21 my brain was going so fast.
Bro, I could play two threes at once.
I could control the world.
Bro, you're brosy.
Big nose, I need to cheat in all the games.
Like you just straight lock in, I'll got it. Jesus Christ!
Bro, I thought you're like 28 at the end of your valorant career with how you played.
You're 21, you're in the peak.
Hey, you've gotten 30 kills.
Bro, it's 238 kills.
I don't give a fuck if it's fucking 2500 hours.
I don't care.
Yeah, okay.
I don't care.
It's 500 hours.
I would probably care if it was 2500 o'clock.
It's a lot of fucking hours.
Love you.
I
Nice cue my games
I mean brother game is so fucking dead counter strike. We'd be in the game already. It'd be third round
We're hearing the music in Inferno the spawned it. You know what I have a great idea for this
Gaming would be dead if companies release accurate player numbers bang
Realty bullshit bullshit because people play games it because they think other people play games
So games don't release actual active play numbers and it will stop playing the game on the basis that people don't play them
Legibly because we've it's been shown it. They don't abuse the play numbers do a window. They leave it
They they lose up with all people don't play this. Oh, I don't play this
Like who gives a shit it's a game it's finished we play for fun. Play you enjoy it play it. How does it understand?
Is that like people if you want to watch
Yeah, I hear you bought it. Yeah, you know, I am a guy that we are any streamers guys
guys guys all the all the all the OTP OTK
um
Training I can jump on that
I was doing a second
I thought you were changing subjects so I couldn't
I'll play Bram
PG 13 instruments
Muda, what do we need?
Actually, we need a sky
It's not green here, girl
Okay, let's go silver works
Gekko works
I'm not doing those
Gekko works
Not playing that
Initiator initiator all about Neon. Is that good finish you there?
Wait neon the Indian oh oh in game, sorry
Oh, I know how to play silver I'm trolling
Chad what I play
I'm not a good girl. I'm not sure if it is a no
All jokes aside, I'm actually impressed, you know, and he's actually matured a lot. Yeah
It's it's generally hard to like
Be be fully like oh, yeah, you're doing better
I actually and then gonna go further than that because of all the body shipping
It's why it's I'm so slow on it because like I want to give a price for being a better person being more broadcast
really being better, right like I
Was like people get even more credit, but it's not like you go above and beyond what he actually deserves
I just read it. It's the body shit. It's all right
It's what it's what I thought was just a super fan that was just body right
I don't I don't I don't like over the shit on it
What were you talking about
It makes me expand I can I can see what I the world
Managers only go like you can understand the streamer at some point knows
And if you roll genuinely if this is a super fans, you know, this this bush is only me like they would really stop genuinely
They would just stop. Let's be honest. They like it
Spike planted super fans can't be as consistent
Not possible there be inconsistencies
where's the guy?
I don't know, he went out of here.
He went inside.
He went outside.
I don't know.
I guess the lox.
Hey boys, you're turning.
Yeah, she's so smart.
Last player standing.
Jesus Christ.
Man.
We're gonna lose every game that we have.
No, it's first record.
Call of duty.
Copy to war.
CS.
I learned.
War and Valorant copied Starcraft. I said it as a truth. You
But I thought Valorant copied overwatch
No counter strike no no no like I know Counter Strike, but with a mix of overwatch, you know
Oh, but yeah
Am I just stupid?
Oh
I get a real war
He's rushing heaven, he's rushing heaven
Dude! Two on site
This neon character is so fucking stupid
Fuck it
He lost
Yeah, this is fake art
It's actually over, we just moved it outside
Oh my god
Why are you gonna have this character like it's not even like it is that's the kick that killed the game by the way
It just doesn't work in a tactical shooter. Has there ever been a character that killed overwatch before huh?
What'd you say like that?
Because they're ever been a character to ever kill overwatch
Yeah, Bridget Bridget. Yeah Bridget. You have to be your I'm not I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding
Nobody even contest this point. It's not even something that people will say. Oh, not really Bridget
The game wasn't doing finesse. Yeah, but it came in and I just killed the game
Instantly it was it took a little one day in the game instantly died
Yeah, see that's the world of what Bridget is. That's me on brother fucking running it
Like no one was over that nobody it made it made playing the game on fun
Oh
That's what I'm saying like what
Okay, yeah, sure no it was through the smoke I died
Why are you jumping around fucking the jumping jacks I took one fucking shot into the smoke and I died
Guys I
Swear back in days. Oh, we should be good FPS games. I'm gonna like
No, I'm not
I'm saying like shit like man. I'm in my fucking head and you're not
Okay, okay, okay
You're a bad friend
Put your hands up like this in front of you, look around
Find your glasses and put them on. I know you got those fucking massive binoculars
Put those on and zoom it out through the game and start putting in some shots
Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing Trin?
Why are you laughing?
Binoculars
Yeah
My glasses I wiped them and everything
Velma RP oh what my game just bugged I got one
I mean they're not committed out they want to go have anything
One enemy remaining
I can't I can't I can't you know we lose one round trains like oh my god
You're so right we do
Train it's not the journey of the destination, but we're gonna put your diamond back if you don't get anywhere though. Fuck the journey then
Anybody there
I
Got a gun I got a running gun
I believe she was on a so she could be like again
I
Finally this is the
No, I was just scared cuz I fucking I bajillion people run
You want some high-screen? No cap.
Bro, that reminded me what I saw.
Frodo pick up the ring and put it tucked into his shirt.
He knew he was the one that had to deliver.
You know what I mean?
Holy...
Did you guys watch Lord of the Rings?
Yeah.
Is it good?
I only watched half of the movie.
It's great.
Actually, what's better? Harry Potter or the Lord of the Rings?
No, not comparable, not comparable.
Lord of the Rings has better acting.
Better everything.
Father has that special spice that you can only get in that genre
Like waiting waiting be be main in mid
down a 30 seconds left.
I just like this one.
One on site, one on site, one on site.
I think one enemy remains.
Nice.
I'm down.
Last one down.
Up top.
Heaven, heaven, heaven.
I just came up to the pictures there.
Heaven.
Good job.
Good job, guys.
If game is a lesson.
Finally, we have life.
All we had to do was meet bottom friend and let's just do well.
This is crazy.
I wish I could beat you to my binoculars.
I locked in right over.
I died in one peek.
Life is great, guys.
Like, if you wake up and you are healthy, bro,
and you have a loving family,
and then you log in to play a game
and some of us some fuckers are cheating,
and eventually we're really fucking angry.
Of course, it's good when you're the one who fucking
fucks everybody over and makes their day worse, mother sucker.
None of us can breathe,
all your notes to get all the oxygen which ain't no way
bang bang I got him
you're from the fire
nope nope one here
oh they're here they're here
no distraction
I just grabbed him
I'm going on, now don't die please
I don't, why?
They stopped her
You're nothing
Guys, I'm not going to lie
I'm lost in this game
Run little man
I can't wait till we come tomorrow at 4am
I'm working on it
What's the point you're just human on the sniper?
I
Have a different I have a different I decide mouse buttons. I hold it by the answer wait wait wait wait wait 30 seconds left
Wait
The trash is going again!
Nope.
Nice.
He's probably gonna be here.
They're here, here, here, here.
Sometimes they're here, and that's you.
Yes, yes, they're here.
On site already, he's on site.
Planning, he killed Tray.
Fuck you.
God, you might be a hot shot.
Fuck you, I'm terrible.
I go market if the guy's in there then he's be main it like it wasn't a battle
what I'm supposed to do there just not use it and then like we need it in
is huge man I think you know I think you know I appreciate it. Yeah, Indy, me, Indy,
good fucking Baytran.
Got two.
I'm gonna just hide it from us, bro.
Off the way.
Off the way.
Off the way.
He has fungus.
I
Been heaven heaven
Into our spawn fiber
I'm rotating they're going to I think this game is just bad man. I can't
either a
One of them is one shot literally one of you like a single entry
I'm gonna get back at you one.
Spike planted.
I've got your enemy.
I'm gonna get you.
Come here.
Good fucking channel.
Always locked in.
Always locked in.
I told you man.
I wasn't doing that.
It was out of here.
It is tall muscular.
No glasses.
Holy shit.
The only thing they can take down is the kryptonite.
He is Superman.
man thank you thank you thank you uncle oh no no you don't make that joke man I
could buy one okay I can buy you up if you want what do you say
no I said I'm on
would you guys ever find your soulmate or have a billion dollars billion dollars
$10
$10
Listen to this track
True
Like I can I spam I don't know anyone I die
I knew she was there the opposite delto the elevator
Spike planted about this Molly. Yeah, I was having a little stupid. It was fucking terrible. You saw him on the upper thing
Raptors
My smoke
Yeah, Raphers, okay
How's that wrong answer? I
Don't believe in insolmates, so I just said that because I don't believe in it
There's not a bad. That's not a bad
So make it to me the dumb cause it
No, actually find it to be sad to think about it because imagine thinking that you've found your soul mate
And you live your entire life around it not reason that you that you live in a spot. That's really like white
Of the world like
Insane, I mean no that didn't happen. No, right to be to be that's it just to be just to be just to be it's mad
Just to be that's it
Don't know that chapter statistically your soulmate is in India. I mean, yeah
at least one beat I have to back up at least to be
right between the eyes
last one be
oh what
last two be last two be last two they're all they're all oh man I can't
out of Texas
Stay overwatched after this
Nope
One enemy remaining up
Nice
My god
I don't flash the ants
I flash the fucking ground
Does anyone hear actually like
Does anyone hear actually like
Marvel Rivals
I think it's okay. I don't think it's that bad.
We're gonna see this better. Overwatch the Meta-Rubbles.
Drink some water, reload your mag, and let's get back out there.
Yeah, I mean, maybe, meh.
I think as a playable game, I think Over-Rubbles is better right now, but those are who knows.
Well, I like the first person a lot, so...
Is there a person who thinks I'm just gonna be off and rivaled?
Oh no, I'll wait a minute.
Do you want me to get me to go?
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
Does your other guy instead not become your soul mate?
Yeah, oh my god.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Fuck.
I'm not admit.
I've had it already.
We asked you one billion dollars, you're so mean.
We're buying plastic.
Bro, do you know how much, bro?
you know what you do with the dollars though?
she came in, she came in with us, she came in with us
if you're hungry
what does that mean?
it's dentistide
i don't believe in assault my ass
are you thinking of the game or what?
i think it's a dumb concept
no no no no no no
excuse me i have to make a note
no no i have to make a note
i have to make a note
muda are you fucking retarded
i'm not even thinking
why are you actually having
why are you AFK
are you AFK
i'm not even around in the half
i'm not even around in the half
Don't save a thing.
They look for what?
Why are you way of K?
Bro, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I laughed for one fucking round.
I don't care.
Win the game and then laugh.
True.
True.
True.
Don't laugh for even a single friend until you've done the work.
Holy shit.
I'm just a mother fucker piece of shit.
No wonder.
I don't want to say shit.
Oh my god, bro.
You better win this game.
Just know that.
Bro, I'm fucking trying.
My god, back to work, bro.
I don't want to am.
I'm fucking...
God back to work brothers. Oh, I am a fucking snake
Hey
Of course the one that I just
This neon is having it's just it's just so obvious man
Another one having one HP it's a
Heaven where he was having a viper
I
Say on God
I need to search my heart again
Crocodile
Yes, what do you like more men or women?
Okay, sorry so because no guys I'm chastity prison about his sexuality
What
Act. Just listen. I can be five on it. I'm fucking bronze. I'm bronze. You're fucking immortal.
Bro, I just, I don't know. I tried to joke. I laughed. You got to my house, bro.
Yeah, no laughing. No laughing till we win.
Okay, bro. Fuck.
I got the fight.
Oh, heaven.
Someone's there.
He's there in that corner.
I got you. I got you fucking like
That's not the beach on Chattery no, bro. Oh, yeah
Please stop to me to me. What's that chat close the chance? This is a this is actually aides. Oh
X, please help me
You might have to disclose it okay
The bulls are shot, one of five, one of five bulls, one of five bulls.
One one.
Bulls!
No!
Oh my god, holy shit, holy shit.
That's the problem I know.
They're screaming at Mike, I'm sorry.
Someone dies.
I would hear the beats, it was insane.
You have to go to...
I forgot, man, it's like an identity.
Supermodel things, it's an ancient modem.
It's an ancient modem.
Go to your mixer and mute chat arena.
No, no, he's on it.
Now we're sleeping.
I mean, I don't know how, I don't understand.
Put your mixer in volume mixer.
There, he's there.
Right there.
He's jumping.
How the fuck you punched my monitor, bro?
I
Have a train remember when I told you bro, it's about the journey not the fucking destination
It's not the destination, it's the destination's, it's the small increments.
Nobody cares about the final point, it's about every small point in between A and B.
You know what I mean? Maybe the perspective is the problem,
the people's view on it. Like, you know what I mean?
It needs to be a mix of small goals and the journey, that's part of the journey.
I don't know who's the biggest philosopher, you or fucking Joe though.
brother brother i i am a literally modern suck rates on g thank you
nice guys guys lockouts win this game i locked in i started walking
oh my god this problem is so fucking levitating
what the fuck is this spam get it employment man
Hey, last player saved.
You don't.
Watch this.
Watch it.
Watch it.
No.
You've got $50,000 right there.
God is $70,000.
If you are not doing it, he says it.
He must be.
He means real business.
And he's not.
And you know what I mean?
I tell you, shut the fuck up and perform it.
Christ, you useless.
We're going to lose this game.
No, we will not.
We will not.
We will not.
Am I supposed to fucking focus when all I am all the things in my fucking ears after first round? Oh my god
We're fucking losing. Oh my I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick view bots view bots. I've lost everything
I've lost anything in this game brothers this fucking game view bots view bots
Let me let me get the orb. I'm gonna get a snake. He's making
No
Would he spend to me
Did you guys kill him?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going to win somebody.
Wait, guys, I'm pretty sure he was in that smoke.
I'm going to win somebody.
How do you do this?
Shut up.
Where is he?
Oh, gosh darn it, gosh darn it.
Last player standing.
Oh, I should have done that in a fucking line.
I'm fucking, I'm fucking.
You guys, you lost the Dunfight
against fucking platinum players.
This is your main game.
You have 10,000 hours in the game.
I have 100 hours of being carried.
You are shit, what the fuck?
We gotta push the middle, let's fight these guys.
This AV shit works, we got it.
You gotta fight these guys, skip your lunch.
Let's go and push through ramp 8, and actually populate it.
Let's get expansive, let's get in there.
We need to get it up, up.
I agree, I agree.
Unless they rotate it.
Okay.
Damn, we have to go.
Oh, nice.
I
Think fuck
I'm gonna skip my lunch now and walk in the fucker. There we go
joke my brother is in it first man if this I'm skipping dinner you're getting
nothing he crouched peak off it remain bro like genius
He's looting.
Go him up, Mosh!
He's he's up!
Somebody's there!
Who the fuck is our ice elf?
Hold on, he's left side, he's left side.
He's right up here.
There, you're right.
You're baiting, no no no, you can't bait like that though.
That's crazy kind of baiting.
I'm not trying to do that.
Try actually treating me. No, but you treated me like a fodder. Like I didn't exist
like
I've been a mortal, bro. Well, I then try it means you're girl. I'm sorry
I was
Right
guys I can see my family everyone just chill out bro
shine bright like a diamond
shine bright like a diamond
shine bright like a beautiful sea
yo ex did you see Lebron bounce on someone today
I wish I was the one my glorious king bounced on
three souls
one enemy remaining
oh my god
oh that's pathetic no?
that's actually good
can I actually gain like a suck dick?
nice try bro if you're the man
you are the greatest streamer I have ever seen so handsome
and intelligent keep it up kid
Like why can't we just not let us not keep baiting all around so we get into the 1v3 situations for the 5k
I am awful at this video game. I am awful at the video game
Guys, we must find a way to enter a site and I've been decisive. Why are they get stuck on corners?
I know what to do. I know what to do selfless game plan the bottom frag follow me on entering you trade me
Let's go. I said I'm saying I'm being said it
What's the way with me?
Let's go
Stay what it fully smoked
Go go oh my god, that's how big is the cost? Oh my god, bro
I smoked him with a sucker
Listen to this drag one I can't I can't think
I
Just lost more
You're worse than me I'm fucking bronze
I
Guys is better. I mean you just pick both angles bang bang cook my shit
Okay, we do the same thing but on a side it should be easier to defend it. Let's be honest come on
Come on come on
Guys
I'm vulnerable
I'm already on site guys. Yeah, I don't do that call at all
I don't
GO! GO! GO! GO TO THE MAN!
GO TO THE MAN! NO GO TO THE MAN!
What happened?
Train, you close this corner, train. You close this corner, train.
I can't, he's bleeding.
CT pushing.
Guys, we're gonna bait, look at that!
There was one flanking.
Look at that.
Nice! Yes!
Yeah, but I got the jet headshot my boy
Guys I'll watch it sometimes when we put the bomb to look at the map of the angles recovering and what's already covered it
Like we have two people that are looking at each other and me that's completely exposed. That's shit
No, man, no, man, go be then go be I want to use my fucking pets and snake them out at the back of the
I'm gonna grab this guy in stand all time. Yeah, I don't need to go here
No distraction
All right retreat we gotta kill I got the spike wait we got B from heaven
I just go have him
There's three here all here all here go away. They're all here. They're all here. Go go go
They're all a they're all a just go be sorry, sorry, they're all B go a
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry miss him. But miss him from this
Wingman's planting
The score is 4k
I baited for you though, you're welcome one enemy remaining
Good good good good good good good
What age do you stop jerking off by the way never
Well, it's not it's not that I it's not that I want you is that I need you
The distinction and if I didn't need you I would still watch anyway. It's gonna bolt. No, I mean so
It's fun. I like it. I'm doing
Buddy buddy, why not both? Why not all of them? Like I don't get it
Close close close close
Two rounds then just our monologue
never say never
never say never
you guys excited for Iceman?
yeah I can't wait
and Drake's our best friend
oh my god
above me
above me
enemy spotted
8
one enemy remaining
he's up here
what the
No, you fucking bitch!
He was. He ran to you.
No, he didn't! No, he didn't!
Friends of ours are not too friendly.
Wait, how?
Wait, how?
I'll show you what's his proof for you.
It's okay.
That was cute.
He was up there.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
It's okay, don't worry.
He's pretty sure that shit real quick. Yeah. Yeah. We're just in location though. That's okay.
Request, request, request, request!
Can someone buy me please? Thank you.
Hey guys, don't just run in, bro. Alright?
Don't just please please please. They're looking very low at these rounds, alright?
So are we?
No I'm not, much!
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking right, I'm fucking right.
All set.
Reloaded.
Good fucking good.
That's a nice and chill, chill, chill, chill, hold shift.
And we're gonna go be hold shift, hold shift, hold shift.
I'm making noise.
Yeah, you flipped real quick though
What is that a dog all right now before this from this angle X give me give me a word I can use in a sentence
No fully smoked. That's a word
I'm stunned
Come back to me. You Jesse. Here we go. Please don't be one enemy remaining. Say on God. I'll speak again
I don't know like one life
No, no, no, it's it's been part of it
What was this fucking train it was the fucking train my ears was down
Sorry
Was your mama
The lemon thing is that you make the lemonade right you make it and then you drink it because imagine you have to drink it
Like it's the fruits of your labor. It's almost important part of it. You know, I mean
Last round, I'm not gonna kill the last guy.
I'm gonna hit the biamer?
I'm gonna scan for smoke.
I just want the AWPer, we're gonna have Axis smoking out.
Oh, you're still doing well.
There's two Heaven, there's two Heaven, trust.
They're pushing the problem.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I was trying to be... I'm not sure what to say.
Sorry.
I
Then it's a
That dies this shit man, like yo, I'm going to when I died of this shit, man
No
I need 17, I need 17 points, I need 17 points.
Alright, Moodoo, we need more than 43 kills, bro, we need more than 43 kills, that's not
enough.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, plus 9, wait to play another.
No, no, oh no.
We have to, we have to, bro.
I play another one right now. I want to go I want to go. I know but I'm almost diamond we have to
Know it's it's done in ten hours. Oh
In ten hours we have to
Wait seven four days. Yes. Oh, we're good. And that's all we're gonna do. I'm gonna forget about this game
game. Are you sure it's four days? Yeah, thank goodness. Okay, yeah, we're good. I'm
excited how in chat nobody knows that's how good this game is. Nobody said it's not it's
not today. Nobody said that. But you go to any game, Joe, say, but if it's an obscure
game and nobody plays as four pack out to say, no, this is going to be on ESG three
days like that meant it. Nobody knows golf with my friends. I was sick. I did not
I don't want to play now.
I'll play one round.
I'm tired.
I want to go to bed.
I woke up and I'm tired.
I'm down to go to bed.
You guys want to sleep?
Yeah.
I want to golf with my friends.
I want to golf with my friends.
We can do one quick game.
Is there any show rounds?
Yeah.
There's a show one.
All right.
Let's do it.
What a peaceful friendly session today, huh?
What is this?
Folks.
I try to crack the joke and I laugh.
This is a post.
This is a post.
What is that?
A fucking terrorist for laughing and I'm walking in.
Okay.
I'm guessing Mooda is in the game for your real name?
Yeah, my name is Ahmed. My mom used to call me Ahmed.
Why are you laughing?
I like that name. I like that name.
I wasn't muted? Sorry man, my bad.
Did she ever call you Moodi?
No, she used to call me Ahmed, and then she used to call me Ahmed,
but then I used to go to school and my teacher used to call me Ahmad.
So I can read anything.
And then she's gonna be moved up, but then I used to go to school and my teacher used to call me a mod a mod
So if you ever get Ahmed yes, I got after the terrorist a couple times. Whoa
Nice
You grew up in the good times
School jeez, but they should have these days to call you. Holy shit. I cannot yeah
I used to get I used to get a heavily bullied during the 9 11 days, bro
Why we
What's your background? Are you fully white?
I'm Hungarian, European, white, yeah.
Almost four years in the jungle.
I loved every single place you see.
It says I can't join, there's no join option.
I'm on my duke.
Why, should you name it again?
No, I got it.
Join up Mudo.
Ahmed.
Guys, let's go to the bad bro
But judging off that quietness, I think let's play one more
Jewish whatever bro, you know, it's insane and
Everybody was like oh dude way many days
Yeah, he's crazy and nowadays the normal person acts even more schizo about Jewish people
then he did it back in the days like I said it I said it this is a shoot real talk real talk
I just said truth nuke this cheetah guy must be from Israel check the uh check the score
like to check our group games Ricky Ricky you know what brother our discord name our
discord group don't read it out loud though don't ever show discord on the stream
What is it? What is it, uh, murder?
Why is it? I just thought it was Moody's Cam.
Just ask.
You just need to leave him the picture so he can see that there's only the $1 croft of days.
Bear.
Excuse me.
Get his head out.
Oh, is he reading the character name?
Yeah, he's reading the character's name.
You all see that Moody just has his cam on?
That's about your name.
Yeah, that's your name.
Delete that one.
You don't even know.
Yeah, this, this right here, this.
Yeah, this.
Yes.
Yeah.
What is that supposed to mean, though?
Are you retarded?
I think I am, bro.
Ahmed.
Ahmed.
Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
Ahmed.
Ahmed.
Ahmed.
Ahmed and his wife, the...
69 months.
The wife.
The wife.
The wife.
The wife.
Thanks to your new friends, I haven't run out of things to watch at home.
What are you playing?
Thank you, Mr. Cow.
Oh
Yeah, get on go for friends
Last time we played on friends XQC person in World War two Vietnam war I
Going to space it's actually official map. It should be a lot of fun
Okay, what is it called?
Has anyone ever told you you kind of look like the air
Ross from
You know like air bras.
Oh my God.
He looks like air bluey from Mario.
Wait Chrippen?
He does know.
He does know.
You're very handsome.
Thank you man.
Appreciate it.
You're logging in to what?
I'm going to log in.
What?
I'm going to log in.
You're going to log in.
I'm going to log in.
Yeah, you're looking into what? I invite you.
Yeah, yeah, something like that.
Who the fuck is your favorite Naruto character?
What is that?
Look at that gift.
What the fuck are you sending me, bro?
Like, you know how many times I get this?
That looks just like you, bro.
You get our version.
Why the long nose?
Like, this...
Oh my god, that looks just like him, too.
On your stream, bro. Oh my god.
The fucking toast with the fucking goatee.
That looks just like him.
Oh my god.
Jolyne, join my game, bro.
Fucking burrito someone's something for me
Okay, so listen open your steam open your steam click friends and chat what are we playing nature?
Oh, I mean, I don't know it's like fucking hot in my room, bro. You look so nice house
Yeah, yeah, did you see the fucking clip where five Indians came in toward my house and bought it? I
I
Please
Five Indian scoping up my house not so that I saw that bro. Oh, what am I even supposed to do in this fucking?
fucking like top brochure like so awkwardly
so trying to buy your house
bro it's fucking done my lease ended may 31st at the final new place within a month
oh you're listening in and they're listening in
I'm sorry no no no no
yeah I go
space I don't like that
oh muda muda muda
I'm talking about best best anime character period is Goku
it's it's Jariah and and fuck I already lost well what is this here
what's it doing man what are you doing are you kidding me you're a piece of
shit for that you motherfucker what I did push you my man typical Quebec buddy
buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy oh my if I let you play and you collide with somebody I'm
there they're gonna fuck me over bogey I don't know why we got a lot I'm locked in by the way
you're losing um I know this is what like of course there's no I'm the goats
Fuck you
Bang it's a one
Dude every time how can you not aim at a fucking tube like this has to be a joke like I don't understand
Into the right of it, man. Just like think for a second. Oh, I am I swear to God. I am what?
Okay, okay, okay, okay when objects hit a slow when objects hit a slope
They'll go off course aim more to the right when there's a big ass slowly you're gonna talk with them. It's decimal
Yeah, nine shots.
Only time left.
I was just...
Oh shit, fucking, I'm just...
I got away with murder.
Oh, you guys are cheating.
Okay, cool.
Oh my god.
I trolled him.
What? No, we hit a thing!
Guys, I trolled him. I trolled him. It's over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's what it's like all of them.
What's Stephen Raffin doing?
Oh, what?
This guy's checking YouTube, bro.
This is crazy.
No, I'm not.
I'm literally just trying to figure out what I want to do.
Wow.
Also, I scored, I shot it four times.
Yeah, I four scored it two or a buggy or whatever.
Wow.
That was a nice bounce on there.
Wow.
I'm lucky and I'm getting fucking joke man
Are you kidding me
My god, I almost HL one
Are you kidding me?
It does nothing trade. Oh my god. I'd warred it man. I poured
Piece of shits piece of shits. I had that in two holes, man
It's all good
Oh, what the fuck is this I see it I see it. I know where to go
Yeah, watch watch a little oh, it's it's blank out
I have a second idiot. Oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
If I was like last place I got you I through it
Now we've got other players because you all get bounced like does money do you guys think money buys happiness? Yep
Good amount. Yeah, it's a very fair degree
me. Copy that. It didn't work for me. That's sick. That's what I get for me. Thank you.
And you know, you go bring your. Any time somebody asks that question, you know what
you do? You just Google, you're giving us a little refresher on the hierarchy of needs.
It gives us good insights on the overall happiness and its mechanisms.
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah, I think it's, there's a balance of a lot of things, but money definitely helps.
This money can give you a lot of different extensions and things.
Oh
Are you kidding me? Oh?
I lost I just lost everything thanks to you guys. There's no way to hit the tube down and I know for a fact
I'm done. I just lost everything
Don't make sure you make sure you fuck you
I got a pair and I can't complain. Oh my god, am I retarded?
yo we knocked you out are you fucking ass and stupid
I trolled but I trolled my my hole really bad there
he's trying to troll someone else and got trolled
why are you pounding it like that
just boy this is so lightly too
There's no by what
Click see you can like go around you know I got a really so there's geometry into this game
Yo
What oh come on what the fuck?
what the fuck no I just got knocked out there yeah my whole old school I'm
fucked I can't remember wait did I troll you I'm fucked I can't play
anyone. Oh my god. Every time I play this fucking game, bro, I want to work my golf stick up my fucking
pass. I lost. I lost. We're just only do like two bars.
We don't do anything. Really? Two bars?
R doesn't do anything, it's not golf with friends, it's golf with your friends, it's not golfing.
Like I got you all so bad man, it's not even funny.
I hit the KX.
That was a nice shot.
You like that?
That was pretty good.
10 strokes, I'm gonna lose this game now, holy f*** that f***ing...
So to the moon.
Yeah, it's just good.
Oh, yeah.
See, like, how is the game out for this long?
There's no way to reset here.
I'm not going to.
Like, like, like I got bumped on the one single piece of thing
in the game that you can't come back from.
Yeah.
Press R.
No, no, I can't believe you fight for chat bullshit
when you're so stupid.
What does our do nothing it's it's a golfing thing when you really are shot
I got you again, I'm actually done
Like like I got push on this is so stupid
hold on oh my this is a really cool map what the hell
this is amazing man we forgot to play skin oh what the fuck
I lost just lost everything
I just lost everything
I swear they're fucking stream sniping
you can enable reset from the lobby settings
If we'll push you back to the start, if you don't...
We don't play with that, we don't play with that, though, it's kind of lame, man.
Much love.
Wait, what's happening? I didn't...
Like, like, dude, I hate the, like, the captain hindsight of, like...
Oh, by the way, this is, this is, like, like, after the fact, like, you know this shit, you play this game.
Like, you're a dumbass, just stop it.
Like, just stop it, just stop it. Like, it's, it's so cringy. Like, you don't play this shit, man.
Are you killing me?
Where's the cdl?
No...
Fuck you guys, genuinely fuck you guys.
Well, now I'm gonna be soft, I've always been hard on this, it's just annoying.
Like, like a hide and hail that like, you just shit it down, like you know better, you're just stupid.
Like, just stop and shut the fuck up.
I got a pair non-fucked by my things folks. Yeah, we should just reset bro. I agree
No, next have you ever tried watching one piece
Let's double the week what's happening to train
CS skins, is that one of them?
CS float?
Is that what you're gonna say?
It's better, well if you can use buff and stuff, like buff can get pretty complicated.
Float?
Yeah, for ease and cheapest, like quote unquote cheapest.
Yeah, buff is cheapest for this, it can get very very hard.
Is it worth it dropping like 20 bands on CS?
I don't want it!
I think the market's bad.
I think the market's completely dead as well.
Watch this, watch this.
I'm gonna get some sandbox games.
Oh yeah, we gotta put your money in my play.
No!
Oh my.
I almost...
Yes!
That bounce is so retarded.
What the...
Oh, like I want to...
I deserve it. It's all good. I don't give a f***ing anymore.
I'll put it on my f***ing ass.
You go in it as it's going...
Now.
Oh, I just limp-dicked it.
And I'm all f***ing dumbass.
Well, there you go. I got it.
GG, guys.
Weee...
And...
Good strokes.
And...
Now.
I don't ever like...
Like, I don't know if this is like, too much permission,
but hey, they're like, nutted too fast,
and they have to like text your boy to call you and say like his dad's having a heart attack
and get picked off. He's like so embarrassed.
No, definitely. I love that term, yeah. That's my favorite, actually.
No.
Wait, wait, Reese say what you said? What did you say?
Like, top 10 most embarrassing moments in my life, actually.
No, Reese say what you said. I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
I feel like I've ever had sex and then not in too quick, so you know, tell your friend
to all you until he's dead having a heart attack at the Jams Law School to get out of this situation.
Oh, he's trying to extract. He's trying to extract out.
Yeah, it's gonna be a no, yeah, not definitely not.
No? No, I'm kind of, um...
Oh, hold on a minute. I see it.
Oh, I see it too. Oh my God.
Never mind. I see nothing.
The black hole do my supposed to go from black or not. No don't go in the black hole. It's a trap. It's over man
This game sucks by the way
I'm fucked I fucked it
do you guys have a humidifier in your house?
I don't understand!
well like, you guys can explain what like, if you're bleeding because you wake up?
yeah, you should get a humidifier
I...
the fuck am I
just do a rough man
that's intended rough man
x what the fuck you used to be good at this game bro
well I mean what am I doing
I can't not
alright give me something to over
I miss my game I
I just did it I'm so confused
I just did it on the phone
uh oh
they wouldn't do a lot of daily basis
to me
this
You know, like, like, can you tell me what you do
like in the time you wake up to the time you wake up?
Like, like, a regular day.
A regular day.
No, no, no.
I run, like, I run around five businesses, so just depends
on the streaming or not.
I'm a busy guy, bro.
No, no, no, really.
I'm a bum.
I'm at home, just gaming.
20.
20 strokes.
Where do we go?
Oh, where do we go?
Where do we go this way?
Okay, yeah.
What the fuck?
Did I just say train jumping?
Yeah
You guys not take the leafs down did you guys go ahead what's the button to like freedom
see I don't know why I'm not just going
the legit way like I'm just too committed
I'm just do land
I'm gonna start using that button, is that button like useful?
no you don't fuck with that
what do you mean I'm an asshole I was
going to it and you smashed it into me
I mean, you're probably just staring at Chad's.
What?
Max, are you fucking high?
I'm building a shot that I can use in the further games.
It's called fucking investing.
I
Know this floor is a beat it's like ice
Thanks fall off the map
Let's take a look.
I'm about to go grief your shit in.
I got two holes of glitches of 14 plus strikes,
and I'm still in the in the lead.
I, I, I, I, I'm not gonna play that.
I'm gonna sit in the lead, he's sitting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
Thank you out of my way asshole
I don't do it the hardest shots on his first try
Dude, I can't this game, but I'm over it. Yeah, I'm stuck in the wall. Oh my wait wait. I'm stuck in the wall. Oh
Look where I'm at
all how the tables up to the tables no train just click R yep you know about
reset yeah I mean hold it hold it yeah open the gun and say reset just do the
microphone say reset but you have to hold our no no and you have a map train
hold our I am you have to hold our in say resets in the microphone
Resets.
Yeah, reset. No, no in Persian in Persian in Persian your games in Persian
The war ebacone
What a stupid game try holding off holding off
Then reset like oh
Oh, bro, press the hard arm not not that hard
This is bullshit though. This is not fair. I made it up, too
Or how bad our energy chains and skill on a 10 like mine
Yeah
like do you not take any caffeine?
uh yeah i drink a lot of drinks
what the fuck?
that's what i do
so
so
oh i see
Oh my god. Jesus Christ.
Oh my god. Where am I supposed to go from here?
Like, what the fuck is this? This shit turned into a fucking golf course to a...
Well, I mean, you were mad at the bombs last night and now we're playing space.
I mean, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Well, I don't know. Is there a normal map?
Like, first of all, I'm in World War 5 now. I'm in fucking the Artemis.
I miss the jump too bro fuck
Oh my no yes yes oh my god I jumped over at the end I jumped over at the end
How the tables turn? How the tables? Oh quebecois? Quebecois? Oh oh no no no we wee wee
You can smell the whole he's cheating
And you guys suck dude, I can't make the job
And you guys fuck there you go
He's gonna miss this jump I know he is he's gonna miss it right here watch this watch this watch this
ran out of
oh
What the fuck?
Yeah, hold me so I don't rework the entire game.
He's just gonna hit him up like a texture to like accidentally fall in.
I see it.
Where's the hole?
Where's the flag?
I mean how are you all over here better?
How are you already here?
Where do we go from here?
Holy fucking shit
And just like that ladies and gentlemen
I just came in last place
Just like that? I came in your mouth
Yo not bad
Is that good Jeff?
Okay, I don't think we get to the rest of them
What bogey and what is a quadruple bogey? That's not good
your four-off part I part it car means that you did that's all I'm gonna cook
on this whole but what the fuck where the fuck's the hole
Begin will tell me either now below I see it where
To the right I see a shortcut as well going for it
The official cut oh, yes, it's very far away. That's what I'm looks extremely good. No
I'm I don't even know where the fuck you go. No, please don't do that
I don't understand this fucking game, bro. This makes me never want to touch a golf.
Oh my, I see something. I'm in. I'm in. Later, bitches.
I played really bad here. I fucked up. I pretty much just threw the entire game.
That went for the shortcut. Thank goodness. We actually wait. No.
Wait, no. Wait, that's just the one you get to run your own shot.
I don't think this is possible bro that is impossible bro my dumb ass is what this
image is bad yeah I don't think this is a possible short cut at all let's go over
the black hole what are you doing I don't give a shit
oh bro the black hole my my games were I guess I ever lost if the if the if the
lip goes up when I get there I get I go above and that's a possible that's
possible I went to the limits of it not you guys you do it when it's coming up
up we're coming down no I tried it bro wait are you serious no watch it doesn't
make it like this is the perfect amount right here watch
you're saying this way now see I just did it
maybe two
actually I limit tested the shit at that angle
technically it's normal but I didn't even actually want it
yeah we were really behind bro
it's not a struggle though
alright guys I'm done man I want to play more games
Good morning. Good morning, man.
All right, guys. I'll see you guys in a moment.
All right, later, bro. Have a good night.
Take care. Have an amazing night.
All right, fun. Good night, guys.
Yeah, that's good fun.
You have a great night, great rest of your day, and peace out.
You too. Thanks for playing, guys.
Love you guys. Good night.
Good night.
You want me to give you a look?
Yeah.
All right, give me a hug.
I'm just trying to get into the middle of the classroom.
Can you think of a chat?
I'll see you tomorrow. Be cool. Be nice. Be happy.
See you tomorrow.
For the most, I'll be there tomorrow.
I'll be your chat.
Goodbye.
See you. And I hope...
I hope that you enjoyed this video.
And I hope you enjoyed this video.
And I hope that you enjoyed this video.
And I hope that you enjoyed this video.
And I hope that you enjoyed this video.
Oh, I mean, let me show you. Let me show you, I guess.
I
No, that's not why that happened, I'm sure.
Did I already die here?
This is Adana.
Okay, watch this. Watch this.
Like, this is why I hate cheaters. This guy is such a bitch ass. Watch this.
Okay, I get older twice from the lane right? I'm on HP. I said I'm gonna be clever and play the game and just
Can I do something cool? He can hear me right now because I'm ticking down on HP, right?
So I go right sides it, you know, I'm living but I'm going I stopped the game. You just know I'm out right?
Here's do me
My do me watch this
I as I think nobody will nobody will ever look here like it's just I mean bro like
This game's too dynamic, people move around.
Now look at this guy.
What the fuck?
Look, he's looking, he's looking to the walls.
He's looking to the walls.
Like, bro, look at that, look at this guy.
Like what a fucking bitch ass
As a question mark I thought I'm a cheater and I'm gonna get the edge folded
Like what a cut like bro look at his gameplay look at his gameplay
He's always looking at the ground and doesn't move his crosshair look at him
Look at him
Like look at that movement that he is so bad look
Look! He's looking through the walls!
He's looking through the walls!
Look, he actually can't even aim at minions, he's so bad.
Jesus Christ.
Like, you know, people are so shabby since I actually am a people.
Alright.
Alright, let's see this one.
Jesus.
People, this game is a pre-alpha.
Like...
Uh, he has like one of those like ghost fucking bullshit.