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Holy!
Warrior and Mario Kart! Yeah! He says that!
Yo! I'm worried, yeah! He says that!
All the way here? All the way here?
I
Know I'm not a lot of pain brother, but I can't know isn't like
Watches, but he's a little time. Yo Yoshi city
Kyoto solar flare
Hotel and Minsk on that we have to play all that like I'm not
I'm not I'm not even lucked by that. Yes. I'm not lucked by
Anyway, what is this?
We need to get the streams on it by the way, so I think she's actually I mean it will see what we do there
I think I got much later before the thing, but we'll see. I don't want you to worry. I'm sitting but
I
Jack anyone no Jack. I actually like it the new young thing song. I I think it's good
And every side
It's not a dog, you motherfucker.
Yo.
The jungle is looking nice today, Chaston.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Oh, fuck that.
Did you get that on film? Yo, Richard.
Four synons, you.
Ricky, Ricky, did you get that on film?
Oh my god Ricky!
Oh man, so how am I weird?
How am I weird?
Bro this is weird!
This is weird!
I mean...
Like I always say, guys
If there's a better way to do something, you should do it better, okay?
Do I think that putting something like that is warranted?
Not really?
Uh, based on what it is, but there's a better way to do it, better way to do it.
It's the way I think. Yo, I'm not, I guess I'm not trying to be a little taller, okay?
Let me tell you. I think...
Guys, I'm not going to be a hypocrite and then later on say, oh, well, no, no, this is justified, or this isn't.
I'm not trying to be, I'm not trying to be this guy, okay?
I'm gonna be consistent always and so I don't I don't end up not be able to hit it and I think that
This is wrong
This is incorrect. This is wrong is awful. Okay, and then I think this is also not great
Is it is this?
worse
No
For two wrongs
Um, yeah, the law disagrees, I'm sure the law disagrees, I'm sure the law disagrees.
Um, just wrong, incorrect.
Um, Ryan is a blood on a beer on the member.
What? Like what? Really? Oh.
What is a really male that is making
Yeah, I don't think I don't think you want anything that's just like people just parading like random like
Dude the nameplate's getting in my way
Nice nice try
Okay, guys, I think the map is not as bug with it.
Chat, the map is a bug with it, everybody agrees.
I asked all the boys to re-addition and connect it.
Dude, the nameplate's getting in my way, it's insane.
Nice, nice try, nice try.
Chat, it bugs, no?
So that's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's a shot.
That I have shot!
Dude the nameplate is hitting in my face.
It's insane.
I'm nice I'm trying.
I'm trying.
It's not a strike.
Nice try. Nice try.
I know this whole don't think I'm gonna stop.
If you don't get your motherfucking ass out the goddamn road.
Bitch, Ukraine hell is dark out here too.
I'm not stopping fi- oh, there you go, hey.
What's going on?
Fuck you man.
I know this whole don't think I'm gonna stop.
If you don't get shit, give it to ya.
I'm not gonna fuck with you!
I'm not gonna fuck with you!
I'm not gonna fuck with you!
I'm not gonna fuck with you!
Hey, shut up!
Do you think you're...
I'm not here.
You see, it's time to realize that you are old.
You are not good at games.
No one will say you're better looking in front of more than they use a laugh at me.
Oh, damn it!
They watched me play Monopoly,
and watched me battlefront, and they said,
Yo. Yo. We need to follow his motion. Let's release this.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
This could be good, but knowing it's Ubisoft, that's to be honest.
If you understand it by a house in the game, you click buy buy
Game crashes everybody's kicked out
Daniels replaced by but one three three then you then then it's every abuse of the bot and let's say this fucking game
Right. I mean bro. I hope we've been there chat like you're
No let's go we gotta get there before it gets dark.
The shoot-about phase, find out what I'm doing next tomorrow.
Shoot-out man let's go.
No way.
It's the old phase house.
No way.
It's the old phase house.
I don't know what to do with my hands.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
This is falling apart.
You guys think the chips are still good?
Oh, my.
Oh my god.
There's all this stuff doing here.
What's that?
I don't know.
Look at them. What is this about them?
Bruh, I think I'm about to shit myself.
We should go home.
How could have that turned on?
Guys, look at this.
Whoa, who are you?
Old man Banks.
Someone at school says if you say Netspin three times,
someone is ghost.
Man, that's ghost stories.
You really think saying Netspin is going to do anything?
Yeah, bro.
Wait, what's a net spin?
BOOM!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh fuck!
Dude, what the fuck, man?
Oh, banks?
Fuck!
Bro, you're literally fucking-
Jack!
Jack!
I hear everything-
Oh, oh!
MAAAAAAA!
Yup.
It's not as a family, asshole.
Here we go with this shit.
Get a fucking-
Jack!
To not do it!
Ah!
to not do it.
Ah!
Jack, he's here to ghost,
oh, it's just a ghost with a thing on it.
But, and then it, and then he removes it
and it's banked, they go,
whoa!
Now the action's cammed.
You get it, Jack?
Jack.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
It looks like cinema, Andrew Tater.
What?
back after a year of scan after scan. I've got one more in me.
And they went on Facebook with random long videos.
This, um...
Do you have an answer on the chat?
They just keep it together.
Um, yeah.
Where's the news decals, man?
It's a morning animal being serenaded.
I'm here for Lucia Camino's.
She's supposed to be getting out.
What's your name?
I don't know.
What's your name? Jason Duvall.
I think you heard before.
You might have.
Hey. Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Check it out.
I'm here for the sea of caminos.
Yeah, it's cool though.
It's cool though.
Strauss, they're terrified of exaltation.
They need to deliver a grumbering experience.
It's calling it enough to say, do you know what, Jack?
Jack, if the people out there are terrified,
it's a good thing.
Is he getting it?
that they'll try their best not to disappoint and they still feel like they'll
disappoint them, which is good. The more common you are about your product, the
shit, the more shit right is. Jack, you must think that you are not worthy to
deliver a worthy product. Bang! Bang! I was banned from chat last night for
absolutely no reason please please please can you look into this I am so
said about it. Jack, Jack, it's the uncertainty, the permanent
state of impetus and drama that creates true art. It's to not
knowing if it's gonna be good, that makes you do as good as you
can. And if you breach the limits of what you think you
should do or what you can do to do what I'm not being
spiteful. Fuck you. You know what? Then you're not gonna
be anything. You're not gonna do shit. You are nothing. You
You are a clown. You are a clown. You are a jester.
Jai Hans is right there.
Jai Hans is right there.
It's a bit generic for a little young leaner, but I think it's more of the person who makes
this more of a young leaner, but I think it's cool.
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I know this one on you! I know this one on you! I know you're gonna like it and you're like, dude stop it! Dude stop! Stop it! Stop like it! I know it! I know it! I know it!
It is actual turf that and then I would have never commented on this if there was an actual
church buddies accounts.
I like us are putting this on Twitter like crazy like a bunch of them like like were
coordinated into putting this. You know, I like Young Lean, I can still say it. So,
today I say, Adam, obviously you hate Young Lean. Log out, Baldo. Really, your awful take.
Why are you so mad? See, both of us, what's too hard? I mean, this is art. It is art.
You don't get to dictate whatever. What is art? Okay.
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He's right.
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Know our day she ain't doing shit that you want to homeboy to sit there looking dumb like you
Ah, shut the fuck up man.
What is this, Hitchat?
Beau Parleflox Paris.
Oh my god, I can't find it, Jesus Christ.
Hey Felix, can we create some lunar snow? I picture that.
I was off watch out see bet you parley flow Paris never sombré
Now what is it's a jet?
She got you
So it's all in the mind because
I killed you so it's all in the mind because that's
in the back of
I told the staff my big scheme I told them stop telling them that they should
say it told them leave me at the rinks I got my guts in the back of my
brain and I wouldn't try to hit you I told her she got her head through the
I
Ventures is shit
Avengers is like
It's just not good
Guys did you guys okay?
You're going to get married, but I'm gonna give you the truth. They can
Avengers is called cum stacking. Oh, what is that was that? Hold on. I'm not gonna do a sexual man
You know what you're doing, you know what you're always gonna be bad and you say fuck it
I'm just gonna stack as much as I can that's fucking
It's like if you do a stream that guys, I'm gonna come today. We want to do
Let's get 12 celebrities right put a camera
Guys guys today. We're just hanging out with the
James Bourne, Kai, Speed, Ceylin Dion, and Billie Eilish, and we're just gonna hang out here, guys.
Yeah, it's called cum stacking. You're putting the Avenger, you're putting all the superheroes, and you have no content.
That's it. The Avengers. They stack all the heroes and nothing happens. It's shit.
Bank bank bank
All right
Producers like David, um, what do you see somebody?
I've changed. I said a garage. I'm gonna get scared out from running. There's also that makes sense
that that does my my theory usually as well as it is a real authorities of
physical events from his garage with them with this over and Jack only two
options are left there
Jack sandpaper room or glue factory to our instead two options I mean the
Yeah, that's very helpful. I think the choice is...
A victim is placed naked in the metal room with a rough grit sandpaper conveyor belt floor.
The floor is moving very slowly and never stops.
The victim would have to walk constantly to avoid being scraped.
I'm sorry.
The victim will fire and pass out and the conveyor would pin him against the wall and
start scraping his flesh.
This will wake the victim up and keep him in agony until he bleeds out days later.
Okay.
I've been taking on something very important.
Very important.
dilemma I finished it I solved it I love it are you good bro this is a bell
curve the real choice hold on is blue hold on here's why some people are
gonna be blind some people are not gonna have the limbs to click it some
Some people are even color blinded.
Some people might not understand the premise.
Some people might miss click it by choosing blue.
You save everybody.
So yes, we will get to go red.
Made by mistake.
Maybe some babies and maybe some underage, maybe some person going blue, just assure
that you're saying those people going red means that everybody who is capable of
click red and it just dies.
That's just not good.
Bang.
So if you click blue, it's branded.
If you click red, it's smart,
but then it becomes branded.
So in the end, if you click blue, it's actually smart.
Complicated, I know, but it's gotta be with me.
When I first saw this I thought for sure you would choose red.
Excuse me, sir.
Come on, dude, let's go.
Hey, yo, yo!
Yo!
Don't push me, sir.
I'm leaving, sir.
Get out.
I'll get out.
Charles, John and Jack.
Well, John and Jack, because of this trend,
because of this trend that we were doing,
they've remapped the floors,
and everything important has been moved to the other side.
And it's GG.
Now, at this point, let's be honest.
You open a room,
And it's full of people they're the same peace and love. Oh, no, don't film me. Don't film me
So he goes to the other room and give back to the people and help them. Oh, hey, what are you doing here? We're doing here
Excuse me, sir
So, yeah, well, I think that you know requires online a PC play
It runs in the background cool
Um 44 months, four, four, four.
Oh, she had a matching tattoo with David that said why would they reveal that, and not the
one that says David on her finger.
That would not be the easiest connection ever, like oh okay this car belongs to David,
body in the car, oh yeah her finger says David, like that seems like really really
crucial evidence.
That's just where something doesn't really match up for me.
While revealing this edit, I had another thought about this whole ring finger situation.
The police did reveal that the body was dismembered or cut up.
We don't know to what extent how bad it was or what was missing.
But it makes me think if potentially the left ring finger or maybe the left hand was missing
as a potential way to cover up the evidence, this would be some insane level like serial
killer premeditated murder type stuff.
Oh, she had a matching
Absent
Yeah
Tattoo with David that's yeah, but she's he called it. Yeah, I want this I want this
Very weird I
I ran the red-blue experiment at home. My five-year-old son chose the blue one if it's a third color. What a dumbass.
I was my wife, I chose red after my user, um...
This is what?
I mean...
If your child goes blue and go blue then you fuck what?
Like, what a fucking bitch-ass.
Hey, stop! Stop!
No, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.
No, no, no.
No.
Nice one.
Yeah, hey, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God.
Yeah, good one.
Nice really, yeah.
Whoa, not funny.
See, the joke is good, then you ruin it, man.
Try the joke is good, then you ruin it, man.
I'll give you notes.
A fraud, and I'll touch another one, I'll touch another one,
it turns, you rejected it.
What the fuck is all that?
Try this a lot, try this a lot, text, okay.
Yes
We are aware the complaint recently filed on things are meant unproven
I'll see what that means.
I'll say it over time, but did you know that these were absolutely fucking useless?
These are the spots, because at the time it smelled like dog shit everywhere, and these
These were sort of like shore people that the mask, they would put the beak and they would put a bunch of stuff at the end of the mask, like a bunch of aromas and a bunch of spice or whatever.
And they would smell, they thought it would ward off the dog shit and the plague, but it didn't. It was useless.
Okay as predicted the beat is making a slow
Unsteady start out of the gate and Daniel Arb Tran has gotten T-Man off to the lead that they wanted
Question now is will the peace turn it on?
Okay, the first handoff is clean and the pieces
Wait, so what what what is the camel of us is really it's not a camel
It's a drama Gary team and is running there. It's not a fucking case
This is a drama dairy not a fucking camel
Okay, why the shlump drop a dairy two slumps camel
he is moving quickly and the next baton pass will be critical Mike Murray handing
off to Frank Gibbs. Oh that is a bad pass, that's a bad pass, but Frank Gibbs is just turning it off.
Boy is he moving, he's covering some ground and closing the gap. The gamble is slowing down and if
anybody tries to throw it down to the finish line, it is a photo finish that's way too close to call.
Water race. As an Olympic competition the judges are going to be looking for
who's chest crossed the finish line first that will determine the winner that was absolutely
incredible frank it is got to be proud of the performance dan is down the track right
now with team man after an incredible race dan hey guys great job you look like you
gave it all you guys here how are you feeling right now and so the second before team
In the last man versus beast, you lost by just inches.
Jomadere Wenzze.
Music
That's it.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Pushing the train
Was it was it all right was this
Oh my god
No
Okay
Forget about the helmet this guy's neck went sideways on the reverse
Can't see what's my curse.
So why'd you do that?
I would not do that.
Tidying for what I don't want.
Jack.
Jack.
What is this?
That's it?
I
Yo
Chat chat chat four plates said that that's not was bad. I didn't say that's not was a starting out
Oh
It's not open available to the public it is no you you're a developer
I know what you can get you have to be invited. It's a closed
What would they call the closed beta or play test play test that's a hardcore you are you get
Invited to beta tests. Oh, yeah, I got I got a bunch of nerdy friends
Yeah, but actually my little one of my little nerd groups is like it through one of the servers at the most shit
We all game
We on the same discord we'll get on there
Because it's nice to have a group where it's like some new shit come out and we like yo, this is death lock
Oh, yeah, this looks cool this shit cooler than a motherfucker. Oh, it also will make you mad a shit
So it's third person. Yeah
Jack, Jack, listen, people that go up,
people that don't, they come up with these concepts
are doing humanity a disservice.
Because mobiles make people very mad,
but whenever you do this in a shooter format
or in a third person or first person she formatted,
it feels even worse.
So look at him watch it.
You get to the memory of people who lost their minds.
So playing this game makes people racist.
and third person is third person and you get to pass it on.
Oh, what is that?
Right now, I think there's four characters.
So look, that's all different people.
There's a lot of information.
I've seen a whole jet that don't slur.
Do a slur combo.
I've seen it on the screen.
I've seen it.
Oh, yeah.
What's all those?
Buddy, this is what are all those things?
This is crazy.
I'm going to fuck this up in a bunch of people.
OK, so so basically, OK.
So so basically so see see that bottom that bottom left number the green number
3003 yeah, okay, so those are souls, which is just money
You're money's or souls. Yeah, and this game just think of souls as dollars. Okay, so she's got three thousand
Oh my god chat guys this guy check okay check it pretty for this way to my analysis
This is if never
Show Joe Rogan this this video. I mean let me think why a lot even though a lot of people watch Joe Rogan
There's a lot of right-winger guys or whatever and this game the concept of the game is that it's a ritualistic
Satanic ritual game it there is the the basis of the world and it's lore is that all these are mystics and like
magicians or whatever and
Everything is about
Completing a ritual to win the game. You must complete the ritual. It's how it works. There is satanic
graffitis all of the walls everywhere every single camp that you kill mobs at
are um synthetic ritual circles like you will go dude brought these guys that
like I'm saying and basically the things she just left is the is the is the
lane she was in and basically how good how well you're playing a game how many
kills you get how many menus you're getting you get more money and the
money lets you go buy those items that's what all those cards are underneath those people
it tells you what everyone's bought okay and since this bitch got the most money she's
bought the most everyone knows what they're doing and everyone's communicating one of
those games can be over in 25 minutes but if you're on it that's probably not gonna
happen so it goes anywhere from 25 minutes and not to an hour I've seen games go an
hour hmm yeah so it's like but most of the game that's cool um
Yeah, I don't know if I would have went that much into explaining the game.
I don't think that Jogun gives a shit, but yeah.
Oh wait that looks really bad
Oh shit
Whoa? Whoa?
That's what I get for talking shit, bro.
Oh my god
Why did it do that? Oh my god?
Oh wait that looks really bad, bro. Oh shit
Yeah, just just be more deceiving at his video they should have cut him typing you know, I mean
Edit it when he came to his typing and it just looks like you know, I mean, whoa
That's what I get for talking shit, bro
I love it the jet
Chinese TV show, Chinese movie, it's fake, it's propaganda.
Even I was like 15 years ago, I was just fucking boring.
That's all right.
I started watching like anime, a TV show,
like Breaking Bad, then Back to the Soul.
That's what my, that's what my,
Jimmy come from, Jimmy McGill,
if you guys watch the show, you know,
back on So Good Man, Jimmy McGill.
I love the show, I love the show.
Hold on, I'm gonna go for it.
Jimmy, that's, that's, that's, that's what,
that's what, that's freedom.
That's content, American TV show, American movie, they are just better, they are better.
So why I back to you watching those Chinese TV shows.
I haven't watched Chinese news or Chinese TV shows, I only watched like CNN or on X.
I only watched news on X.
I have nothing creative to write TV shows, I never watched like Chinese TV show or
Chinese news or I never watched those shit.
Because it's bad, it's just...
I've never heard one person say that they're watching news on her son's channel and never heard that before
I saw the guy that was paid money. He said that he was paid. This guy's seen that freely
Not good. You don't want to do it?
No, no, no. You're wrong. You're wrong. Not I don't want to do junk food. I don't want to do Chinese junk food
If now is American, I will when you can do that. Because where can we meet a
Various a lot of people is different but in China every girl is a fucking same. It's a fucking war
I don't do so maybe 40% or 30%
I'm not using it, I'm not using it
Insta is hate those women
I don't hate anybody, I just don't
I don't fuck with them, I don't care
They can't fuck anyone, I don't care
Like I said, you guys can't go to China
Go to fuck with Chinese girl, I don't give a fuck bro
You're welcome to do that, I don't give a fuck man
I just don't care, I'm not using it
Insta is holding rock
is is holding rocks in the in the forest
I have no girls why why why those girls have so many men why
I don't care I don't care I don't give a fuck bro
see I don't give a fuck I just want to go home watch SQC
yo yo okay I'll give you a base okay base okay hold on hold on
I want my life is interesting is content okay that's why that's I why I
watch SQC that's why I watch SQC that's why I watch bad console or
or thinking about it, because he is greatest on the fucking earth.
Yo, yo, yo, play too many facts, chat.
I think it facts overload, hold on.
Yeah, true.
Um, anyway, the, um, what else is opposition has responded to the reports of online check-ins
required for licenses.
Nothing has changed, players can continue to act as they pursue these games, uh, so anyway what's the news?
So what's the news?
I don't understand it.
Brain? Ew.
Hi, man.
What do you think, Chet?
What do you think, Chet?
What?
Dude, dude, should she look back and start reading chatter? Look
Ok.
Mister even we discuss.
Was that a deep touch?
Was that a deep touch?
Nobody's in it.
Nobody's in it.
Okay. Whoa, no, no, no, No, no.
Yes, yes. Maybe in the front of the
Wait.
Chad, that's an assho-
Chad, that's an assho-
Chad, next place they fall off.
It's other companies that are a bunch of bitch ass hos.
They lose the licensing because other companies are buying them or other people are taking
their shit back to put it on their own platform.
Now it's splitting up the world where you have to have 25 subscriptions to watch 5 movies.
Like...
Come on, bro.
Take your CEO as the rest of the rumors that GDA says price point there.
watch you play on consumers need to feel like the thing itself is amazing and the price
they were charged it was fair what they got true
Joe 99 99
is very excited now she is very excited yeah she thinks something's going on because she's
He's never here.
He's the baby.
Okay.
Here we go.
I'm about to make myself retarded.
Go fuck yourself.
Chewbacca.
Are you Chewbacca?
Chewbacca.
What's this one?
What's this one?
yeah is it just a real papa very cool the rat lives the paper all right
what is that they repose this again I'm not ready to stop doing that I'm not
ready I don't care I mean I mean the job is my scores I mean
Nice shot
Crunching headshot in Russia. What a shot though. Yeah, I actually don't pull the next one. They repose
Okay
What is
I don't understand oh hey chat chat I had to do it and though in a few minutes
I'm like yes no I know I will do orions afterwards
what is that when I was in hospital on my own life support a girl was begging
Mitchell from an annex with a car he said no because it's in team of girls
trying to use me for money's brutal young graduate navigates. What? Why'd you think like that?
What?
Jeff, it makes sense if you present to somebody that at the forefront of you is money and money
and fame and whatever, right?
Then don't be surprised when people that's all that somebody that people wants.
That's all this other present somebody and you put that the forefront I guess I got loads of money
I got loads of money. I got loads of money and then it and then the person's like, oh, yeah
I want money. Oh my god. Oh, what the heck? Yeah, bro, you're a gold digger. I cannot believe this. Well, buddy
I mean catch you you probably sitting on the couch doing nothing or you probably just got home from work
You know how hot gas prices is maybe you should be out there stealing robbing so window
Scamming, getting over, we're in America baby, the world of opportunity and you're gonna catch you, you're probably sitting on me.
I guess.
I know this is not, I don't get it.
Yeah, I know this is not, I don't get it.
Uh, okay.
Where's that?
Oh my god.
Are we going to watch this? Let's see if we can know.
Sorry, I had a zip open, I had a puzzle open in the back side.
All those who touch the stone on this seat the same thing.
the same thing.
No!
I need more time!
That's cool.
Bye, that's cool. Bye.
Oh! Uno fall stress!
Say Uno fall stress!
Who is that?
I
Mean
All right.
Um, to prevent, uh, we're insurers will advertise the university with military drones producing
it.
You're actually good friend.
Oh yeah.
You got too much money.
Bob just did not do it.
I got you.
All right.
This.
All right, this time I know you saw that
There's an end already. We're supposed to do this faster today. Can you both like speed?
Wolf
What wolf
No, I'm sure what I thought that it's anything in points
Is there anything you hope for?
Man, you can't deny that for you.
Joe?
Is there anything you hope for?
Man, you can't deny that for you.
Hey, Madam School, I'm Andrew Blaine, is it?
That's why I asked you to beat the hell out of me, that guy.
I'm the other guy.
What?
I'm the other guy.
What?
I'm the other guy.
I like it.
All right.
Um...
Check top Twitch streamer to bot then.
Wait, what bot?
I don't know how to look at top streamer.
why do you browse browse browse that how many what how much is the car on the
bags like five hours yeah people people people are bonding is it I'm gonna start
looking at the prices of things that I buy by the way I don't do that like I
would just go to grocery store I see what I want store on the car I'm gonna
get in the habit of just looking at what I buy and referring that's my or I
I can go to all these.
Does all these have eggs?
One cake?
They surely they have eggs, right?
What up?
XCC's watching?
Sup?
Yo, you wanna go right now?
Well, I'm here right now, I don't know what ever you want.
I thought it was the APM, no?
It'll be nine.
I can get on.
Oh, nine!
Oh, so that's it.
So that's...
You get nine?
Nine, and I'll see you at nine then.
Alright, love you.
Love you, man, see ya.
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Jack, Jack, in order to love women,
you must love yourself and then love men.
And then you, and it's just, it's just,
how much you like it.
It's noticeable, it's noticeable.
I love my bros.
I love my bros.
I love myself and now I'm ready to love women.
It's a process, it's a process.
It gradually gets in order to be able to accept
and to give love to those who you're gonna be
in love with it.
You have to love the boy you hold me.
You have to love yourself.
You guys, it's like a spell you achieve.
It's like XB.
Bang, bang, I said it.
So I tell my bros that I love them
Because you never know when you won't be able to anymore.
You see, Jeff?
I just missed the facts.
Hey, my Jeff, what else do you got?
I actually can't remember what you got right now.
I actually can't remember what I got right now.
I love you, ex-QC.
Hey, NASA's headquarters out of DC
wants the leases up to states like Texas, Ohio,
and Florida.
Well, the best man to tell you that is the man sitting right over here.
You heard that question with those beautiful ears of yours.
He's got great hearing, you know, super.
He's got super hearing.
Trick or treat.
Yeah.
Oh my God, bro.
Are you considering relocating NASA's headquarters out of DC
once the lease is up to states like Texas, Ohio, and Florida?
Well, the best man to tell you that is the man sitting right over here.
You heard that question with those beautiful ears of yours.
He's got great hearing, you know, super.
He's got a super hero and trick of the train sir.
You can sit around and you can locate...
Um...
Holy big 50, thanks for the streams we're good.
I mean, thanks, that's him.
Yeah, would you watch this, would you watch this?
Would you see him?
I'll watch it.
Hi.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
I think you didn't see the whole client behind it, but yeah, still.
You're a white supremacist?
I'm not a white supremacist.
I'm not a strange one, that's it.
Maybe I'm gonna kill me, maybe I'm gonna raise me.
This is a lot more complicated than it was making it seem to be.
There's a lot of interest online where there is a history and there's documented cases
of gang stalking and other things and it's not a good thing.
this shit, you don't know what it's like to be on the opposite end of the spectrum.
Like, you know, like, if you're living here, you don't know what it's like.
And there's, there's actual evidence of other people that actually have gone crazy because
they couldn't explain to the world what it was like in their shoes, like, it's just
that it's just, it's, it's a very, it's a very complicated topic.
I
Was this
That's you don't get it on this I
Well, I really want to watch it is it's um
It was a Japanese guy he's remember
Yeah, he isn't remember
I
Need
One day I'll show you guys again watching gay porn doesn't make you want to do gay stuff
I never I think watching gay porn
If you're straight doesn't make you want to do gay shit say that again
If you watch a gay porn and you're straight doesn't make you want to do gay stuff. This thing is a homo-sash
That's it. I'm gay. Yes. I'm never watch gay porn. We why not say what you just said one more time
Watching gay porn doesn't make you want to do gay stuff
Watching game
Why are you watching it? I'm not watching it watching game. How do you know?
How how can you be?
Fully cemented in your sexuality if you haven't seen the options, you know, I mean I mean like
If you look at it, and to me it's not interesting
Arousing then it's really fine right seven years watching if you are scared of
of watching it because you think it'll turn you you're already gay I said I
said it I'm not I'm not gonna go and attend any other other ideas if you're
scared of looking because you're scared it'll turn you you were already gay
you're just scared of what you are
I can't why you can't because the door is not open all the way
You've made another bad decision the door is not open water, okay, that's what you stand tonight
Damn right
He's trying to get out
There's no for-o, there's no for-o!
Come on!
Come on, come on!
I can't.
Why you can't?
Because the door's not open.
You usually have good takes, but that was one of your worst.
Which one?
What do you want?
Um, okay.
Oh, what is that?
In this video, I'm going to show you how you can demonstrate a gravity-assist maneuver.
Dan Burns has a great physical model of how gravity warps space using four-way stretch fabric attached over a PVC frame.
With this model, you can create a solar system showing the motion of planets about a star.
Now in orbit again from a vantage point at a higher angle.
You can also create the free return trajectory used by Apollo 13 to swim around the moon and return to Earth.
What?
To show the Gravity Assist, I'm going to use a marble shooter to launch the spacecraft with the orange marbles.
What?
One of the steel balls of the planet-
To last don't know-
And a lamp may think next to pieces that will be left to move across the space.
...and move across the space.
For the Gravity Assist, a transfer momentum from one object of the planet to another, our spacecraft, we need our planet moving.
The steel ball as our planet will roll down the ramp-
Jack, I need to see someone having to-
These things out there are free.
That's not an option I take.
Jet, you can do everything for free if you do it right.
And the orange marble, if I'm just right,
will fly by on the planet.
Here's the same clip, slow down.
And again, even slower.
Look, if you come out to find Engel,
you can travel for free.
First stream in a while,
will you speak nothing but facts?
It's kind of hard to see if we're getting
change in velocities. Let's take a look at it overhead. Hold on. It goes round, round, dude.
It sort of looks like the marble is increasing the speed. I'm going to compare it to when
the stew ball, our planet, isn't moving. Here's the same clip slowed down. Jack, if
the ball goes fast enough, couldn't this spin around because it goes so deep that
the radius of the realm.
Let's look at the two clips together.
Like on paper, if this goes way deeper,
it could go realm.
Slow down, you can see the marble in the bottom half
of the screen has a greater speed
after it's fly by the planet
and the marble above and reaches the edge of the fabric
before the marble that rounded the stationary planet.
Here are two similar clips filmed from a lower angle.
Again, the marble that rounds the moving planet gains speed
and hits the edge of the fabric first.
Besides showing an increase in our spacecraft speed
with this model of gravity assist,
you can also show us using the maneuver
to slow the spacecraft.
If you go in front instead-
So we're right, watch our grand kids.
We only want to land on the moon and you going too fast.
You can go in front of it, and get pulled backwards instead.
The gravity assist maneuver allows us to send spacecraft
into the reaches of our system.
Rachel!
The Cassini-Huygens spacecraft depicted here
used four gravity-assist maneuvers,
shown as fly-by-eyes in this graphic, to get to Saturn.
Once there, gravity assists were used to maneuver around Saturn.
Conserving fuel in this manner resulted in two mission
extensions allowing Cassini to explore Saturn for 13 years.
Hope you make one of these models.
Working with it has given me a visceral experience
of what it's like to determine
trajectory to send spacecraft to other planets within our solar system if you
get a double-plimah with your model I'd love to see the video Chad that said
there's too much to life and yes it there why is there no bugs that's my
problem is that why is there so many fucking rules and shit there's no bugs
that we can abuse in any game you play there's a glitch here if it's there
you can abuse the glitch to do cool shit life has no bugs it's a lame
When are we gonna find an exploit it? Oh when I when I tap the wood I get three diamonds
Whatever, why is it all glitches? I've been thinking about this. I swear
What the fuck is this I had three legs about the same time
you
you
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Know they mean any cool funny
I'm not gonna say no.
What are you what you're saying?
You guys, guys, guys.
I never, you guys know I never lark?
I never lark, bro.
The thing is I talked about to, I had knowledge in it.
You guys.
Okay.
to admit that people that use LARP like this weekend and like as their
LARPers they didn't know what LARPing was they just learned the word that we've
been using for years.
When was the last time you listened to this?
Oh you're LARPing, you're LARPing.
Buddy, you're LARPing, you're LARPing, it's like you have knowledge on being gay.
I'm in the rain, but there's no wrapping around again, holy moly, yet for today, a real
Yeah, four
I think it's here look at it like like
You know it doesn't look like it's from here, but look how fast it's going to the side like
I know what the EF means that I forgot. I mean we looked at it last time.
I know that the EF5s are the biggest one I know but I think
I think it's stored near or something and then they've gone bigger before.
The A5 is like mega ultra.
It's the biggest.
Yeah, that is super rare.
a cop again everyone might as well search and rescue everybody gets down here.
Oh my gosh.
It is still very violent and it's still very much on the ground.
Is it getting rain?
Yeah, it's rain wrap, but it's visible. I'm right next to it. So I mean,
You can visually see it.
Oh, it's coming right across the road here.
Is it a 5-12, 4-12?
Yes, it is.
Okay, if you decide to move the aside a little bit, no.
I'm on 4-12, we're about five minutes out, we're about there.
Only by a little bit, no?
All right, lots of power flashes,
It's gonna, yeah, it's coming up on 412 right now.
Here it goes, guys.
Chad, will the Dunlator be able to hold in there?
Even anchor?
Oh, stop!
Stop, anxious!
Very violent, I'm right next to it.
I'm curious.
Let's go back to the house itself.
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Oh, back it up. It's moving.
It's right in front of me.
31 months of everything in this universe is perfect.
What's that?
Power lines?
Yeah, power lines.
Alright, stationary.
Chad, back at home, Chad?
Whenever there's a hail?
And I get big storms doing winter?
The power just blew, blew green.
It is highly highly visible, but I'll try not to explode it. They burn burn green blue
Yeah, it's just a large plasma moving it stalled out big stovepipe still Jesus
It did hit structures at a
Now what does the EF5 look like here?
Is that real?
Oh, the rating is more about the added damage.
So can you have like an EF3 go crazy on the spinning?
Is that in real though?
For information, the number required at the tornado, that's the H-O-A cat from the truck
parked on the street to pass review on a Tuesday.
actions to give people flyings or whatever.
And he says that they're not even feeling this.
They're not even feeling this truck to give them the flying.
This is part of the program because it's like a no big deal.
But for a joy to be a big deal.
That's coming this way.
That's coming this way.
This is the most powerful tornado in history,
heading directly for a family's house.
I didn't even doubt it.
It's right here.
It's nearly killing swim chasers, confusing scientists, and violently killing multiple people.
The date is May 23rd, 2011, and the town of Joplin, Missouri has just been wiped away by
the deadliest tornado in modern history.
People were in absolute shock.
May is peak tornado season, but something like this is just unfathomable.
Unfortunately, for areas surrounding Joplin, the next day, May 24th, seem to be another
tornado risk, potentially even more extreme.
As the day drew closer, the forecasters noticed a shift to the west.
Joplin was in the clear, but that didn't mean good news.
The storm system looked dangerously strong, and catastrophic tornadoes were in the cards.
But one thing was for sure in people's minds.
Nothing could be more extreme than Joplin.
Storm chasers say on high end tornado days, you can practically feel the powder keg of
energy in the atmosphere. If this is the case, May 24 probably felt apocalyptic and an outbreak
of violent tornadoes was about to occur in the state of Oklahoma. Pretty much whatever
thunderstorm formed first would be able to take advantage of the untapped ingredients
in place and likely produce the biggest tornado of the day.
A small team from the University of Oklahoma is setting up a new mobile radar unit west
of Oklahoma City. Jaina Hauser, Jeff Snyder, and Howard Bluestine are the team of three
that have been waiting for a day like this. Their radar, the Rax Bull, can see inside a
tornado with detail no one's ever captured before. And if they can just film a tornado
forming, they could unlock secrets that save lives. But they need a storm in central
Oklahoma, close to the city, to make it work. They can't exactly chase this thing
across the state. And right now, the atmosphere has other plans. Earlier than expected, at
1.40 p.m., a blip on radar fires in western Oklahoma and quickly gains dominance. As the
storm begins to develop rotation at inches towards the town of Canton, Oklahoma.
Hold on. I could be wrong. I find the other graph more telling than this one. That's
like the rain bullshit right? The other one that has the blue and red is better, no the
red and green and they're great.
As the storm begins to develop rotation, storm chasers realize a monster tornado is preparing
to drop at any second and position themselves to record.
Varney Carlson positions on a road extremely close to the circulation in films as the tornado forms.
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This is about 5, I'm going to call this guy, this is about 50.
Thank you.
The monster tornado begins by shredding trees to their bark next to Carlson, moving at highway
speeds.
To the northeast, a large lake called Canton Lake sits.
Along the lake are numerous recreational areas, and the tornado was now be-lining the directory
4-1.
A worker for the lake records from the service building as the now massive tornado engulfs
the park.
What are you doing?
You're going to go in the water?
Basement.
Yeah, I mean, it's super wide.
The campground was a little bit like the RVs were demolished.
Mobile buildings were shredded.
Even heavy concrete picnic tables were shattered by the winds while most campers took warnings
and left the park. Around 20 people hid inside the camp bathhouse. The only structure left standing.
The tornado was massive and exceptionally violent, and it was just getting started.
Past the campground, the tornado would become a waterspout as it crossed Canton Lake.
An amateur storm chaser, Robert Etcher, would begin to cross the bridge along the lake at
the same time. He was filmed as the tornado cinched the heads directly for them.
What's that dude with the water?
Does this suck it up?
I think it's fucking super death children.
You wanna go chase the fucking death children by yourself, dumbass?
The tornado would curve to the north, narrowly missing Robert and his girlfriend, who swiftly
broke up with him.
Okay, just kidding.
Apparently she didn't.
Anyways, as the tornado would approach the edge of the lake, enough water would be siphoned
into the funnel to quite literally produce a small tsunami.
Photos would show the tidal wave approaching the shore.
Oh, he's sucking at it!
were heading northeast, away from the farm. But at that moment, the tornado would begin
to curve north. Ron was now in the direct path, with no idea. As the violent tornado
ripped through the landscape, carving through everything he touched, the violent core would
directly impact Ron, sitting in his strideway, throwing his car like a toy, and instantly
killing him. Ron was described as a very hard worker and a beloved member of the community.
Suddenly, the tornado would begin to weaken after impacting the Martin farm, and then,
without warning, the tornado dies. A wedged tornado that just produced a tsunami, destroyed
a campground, and killed a man in his driveway, is just gone. That doesn't happen. A
tornado this violent, with this much energy available, doesn't just quit out of nowhere,
at that exact moment 120 miles to the southeast a new storm begins to spin near the town of El Reno
so who's doing that?
what's the control?
not shortly after the same moment as if the atmosphere decided can't enli-
i'm telling you guys i wish you showed the reflectivity the one with the green and the red
i'm telling you there's a deep green deep red and when they come into contact it creates a
gray in the middle and deep gray and it was
was no longer the priority. Something bigger was forming in the few storm
chasers that didn't get baited by Canton Lake were positioning to film it.
I'll show you later.
Not a lot of pain, man.
Hey, small pause it, small pause it, small pause it.
Chat.
What's the name?
The Rhino, the weather guy.
Chat, don't they know?
Chat, is it them again?
Hull.
Hull.
Is that again?
Hall.
Hall.
Like Logan, look.
Hey, X, have you ever thought about playing
seven days to die with me?
He'll swap to the other one, all the time, right?
Look.
As to where that rotation is.
See?
This is like, just take the,
you just take the,
and it's not quite.
Look, see?
I started.
You get the deep green, deep red,
and then you get the gray spot.
Yeah, that's what he does go closer to you all now
And it wizard wells in Texas
Oh, that's what it is. That's what I wanted. Sorry wrong German origin. I was walking them. Okay, I said it
That yeah that I just think it's more telling when when you show it
Yeah, it happens all the time. We have a high reflectivity and no natives if it's all the time like
Within seconds, the tornado would become a massive, mile-wide monster, shoving anything
in its path.
For some reason, the atmosphere near central Oklahoma was suddenly loaded for violence.
Unfortunately, the tornado was slightly too far for the radar team to scan, to admit
that they were shot, yet again.
group however, including storm chaser David Dimko, would be positioned ahead of the tornado
and would film the wall of wind.
With the tornado rapidly approaching, they make the call to escape south.
This would be a huge mistake.
From their angle, along a curve in the road, the curve continues giving them ample opportunity
to retreat.
What they don't know is the curve doesn't continue, putting them in the direct path of
the wedge tornado.
Without this knowledge, they begin to drive due south.
Check that, that sound is fucking scary.
and the group essentially escaped death by seconds.
Just after crossing the road behind Demko,
the tornado would suddenly dissipate
while causing extreme damage,
digging up the earth,
debarking trees and even mangling cars.
It struggled to last just like Canton Lake.
Two violent tornadoes have now fired and died
in completely different parts of the state.
I survived that.
Stone chasers had been baited across Western Oklahoma
all afternoon chasing them.
And now, as a new rotation forms on the storm, right next to El Reno, almost nobody is in
position to see what's happening, except one team sitting on a hill with a radar unit
scanning into the clouds.
The new area of rotation is visible to the radar team, and it's massive.
The radar scans show the tornado that just lifted
has emerged with this new circulation,
making it even larger.
What is that graph?
I just got a one.
What does that mean?
Why does it do that?
Oh, it's so big that you think that the fur is a tornado, but it's not. It's just the one side of it or whatever.
I should have put the probe at this spot.
in just 60 seconds the new rotation is crumb to the invisible wall of death as the team
Continues to scan oh and both mails combined the tornado is now completely invisible
Wrapped in rain only the radar can see what's happening and at exactly four o'clock p.m
Raxpole would record one of the strongest wind speed measurements ever observed at
295.5 miles per hour
At the exact moment the tornado would peak in intensity
He would suddenly make a 90-degree turn to the east heading directly for populated areas near the town of
Who is driving this thing? Who is driving this?
Nothing is directly hit by the tornado, but things not even in the direct core are reduced to piles of rubble
Cores are turned into bits of unrecognizable steel. The entire terrain looks like another planet
Continuing east. Okay, I mean true, but same time. The entire tour
What kind of wheat do they feed the cows? This shit's not fucking moving.
Buddy, explain what this fucking wheat says. Fuck this. I'm not moving.
Rain looks like another planet.
In Virginia and East, the vortex would impact an oil and gas site.
As the tornado strikes the facility, the extreme winds begin to shred apart several oil silos.
Storm chasers record as an oil tanker it ignites.
The wedge tornado would slowly wobble forward and shing closer and closer to Interstate
40.
Being completely invisible, drivers on the Interstate would have no clue the monster
was heading directly for them.
Don and John Krug are driving home from their grandchild's graduation when they get a tornado
warning on their phone.
With the invisible nature making it so they had no clue where it was, the kids
He tried forward as the core passes over their pickup.
The couple is sucked out through the pickup's windows before they are thrown hundreds of
yards from the road.
Stay troopers discover their bodies stripped of their clothing and unrecognizable.
The pickup was reduced to nothing but a frame.
Across the road, Terry Peoples is also caught in his truck as the core of the tornado
slams into him.
This pickup is also thrown hundreds of yards to the north into a grove of trees and it subsequently
crushed under another destroyed pickup.
His body is ejected from the vehicle and is found some distance away, suspended in a tree.
In the same grove of trees, a few hundred feet to the south, an oil tanker from the
explosion site crashes nearby.
It was thrown over a mile.
The killer tornado continues to crawl northeast.
Another couple, 22-year-old Austin Hall and his girlfriend Miranda are driving with their
friend Stephanie.
They realize something is wrong.
Likely feeling the pressure drop from the approaching tornado, Austin takes exit 7 to
the north.
He works for an oil company called Cactus Drilling and thinks if he can just get to
the nearby cactus worksite, he can find a place to shelter.
A car on the side of the road has a dash cam rolling recording as the edge of the tornado passes to the north in the video
Headlights are seen quickly passing by driving to the north if these headlights are actually them
This would be the last time Austin Miranda and Stephanie
Cheshire seen do no turning away because the turning to the east it's a bit of speed up
He's running out of time. With little visibility, the three of them pull in
somewhere near the cactus drilling site, which is now being engulfed by the core
winds. Next to the site, a farmstead is the first to go, being completely leveled
on the property. A steel-styled shelter door would be ripped off, exposing a
family to the winds. They would somehow survive inside the large complex
of metal buildings and workhouses of the cactus worksite would stand zero chance against the
winds. Some of the worst damage ever recorded by a tornado would occur here. A scrap metal
shreds everything to a pulp like a blender. Pieces of metal are traveling so fast that
they spark as they drag along the ground, igniting a fire that engulfs the debris.
It is likely now that the tornado begins to reach its peak intensity, and the harboring
will be some of the strongest winds to ever touch the earth.
To the northeast of most of the warehouses, a brand new oil rig named Cactus 117 sits
on the site of the rig of 13 cactus workers.
Fortunately, a giant metal safe room secured to the ground by four steel cables was installed
on the site.
Each steel cable is drilled nearly six feet into the ground, providing thousands of pounds
of force to keep the safe room from going airborne.
And if the tornado bears down, ten of the workers run inside.
As debris begins to slam the side of the room, they realize amongst the chaos, the
banging is not just debris.
Someone is pounding on the door.
Suddenly realizing this, the door is unlocked, and two workers are able to scramble in.
before the worst winds impact.
Only one person is not accounted for, a man named Grady.
Inside the shelter, the roar is deafening, the roof and walls begin to cave in, and one
of the 10,000 pound anchoring cables snaps, as the room is slammed.
Just to the east of the safe room, the oil rig is also being directly hit, in one of
the most absurd feats of damage ever recorded.
The 1.9 million pound oil rig,
which is anchored into the ground
with 200,000 pounds of force,
keels over and collapses onto the ground.
After what seems like an eternity,
the tornado passes the rig site.
The 12 people inside the safe room survive.
The dozen workers-
Okay, so what material is the thing made out of?
What is this cannon out of?
It's resisting all the debris sliding into it. I don't get it inside this my premium survive
Doesn't workers set out to find great stone. They assume it's likely dead
Instead of finding grady hover in a field east of the rig. They find two people and a man. Tell them recognize
No, yeah, are critically injured
But one of them a man is able to tell them that his name is Austin Hall
Austin would be thrown 200 yards from the road along with his friend and
girlfriend that were in the truck. Unfortunately, Austin would pass before
EMS would arrive. Stephanie, the unconscious body next to Austin, would survive.
The friend, Miranda Bichard, would not survive. Her body would be found,
mangled and unrecognizable days later. Grady would be found alive hours later,
sheltered inside a cargo container that had been flipped and buried in debris.
He'd made the split-cycle decision not to run for the safer, and it saved his life.
The character's work-site looks like frames out of a movie.
Massive steel structures are reduced to essentially bits.
There are multiple images where you can't really discern anything.
It's possible this is evidence the strongest tornado in history just impacted the area.
It had no plans of stopping yet while the tornado was over the site it had changed the massive wedge had tightened
Shrinking in width, but not shrinking in power
Yeah, it's a atmosphere took all that energy and focused it into a drill wrapped in rain
Nearly invisible it crines east across open terrain from the north one brief glimpse emerges of the tornado near its peak
It almost looks like something out of a horror movie.
By now, almost no storm chasers could keep up.
Glinding rain and traffic have cut off nearly everyone,
but three college students.
Why don't they have like a satellite,
like an Elon Musk device?
Like zoom in and say, yo, there's a nato right there
and everybody gets up on the phone.
It's right there.
It's right there.
Shane Young, his brother.
2011 managed to stay ahead on highway 81 as the tightened tornado moves east it
emerges from the rain and lunges directly for their car the college
students are about to record the footage of their lives
You didn't say back up is a turnaround, you fucking bitchass.
Yeah, you can see in it, what's that in it?
I
Along the highway, more structures would be erased.
One home would be given the name, Trenched Home, due to it being reduced to essentially
a muddy trench in the ground.
After crossing Highway 81, the tornado begins to look wrong on radar.
The signature wobbles, the path is narrowing.
Similar to every other tornado today, it seemed like it was ready to die.
This is what storm chaser Kerry Behorra and his friend Eric are thinking as they
drive through the town of Piedmont. During this time trees and elms obstruct their view. They
believe they are missing out on the very end of the tornado as they break out onto an open road.
They are shocked at what they see.
Sometimes that will kill the storm, see, now what?
PLEASE
The tornado is not dying, it's a mile and a half wide, ground scraping, and it's heading
directly for the suburbs of Piedmont.
For a few miles, the tornado threads between subdivisions, barely missing clusters of
homes but the path is trending northeast and the neighborhoods ahead are running out of time.
Father John Allison steps out his front door and sees a black wall heading for his family.
There's things on the movie.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
We're going here.
We're going here.
As John hides with his family, the tornado would carve through Northridge Lane,
a subdivision just in front of him.
Nineteen homes lying to the street, and every single one of them was destroyed.
Cars from the neighborhood were thrown hundreds of yards into fields
and shredded beyond recognition.
Jesus.
The debris was so finely grounded that surveyors couldn't identify what most of it used to be.
Yetch.
Oh, true.
What the fuck?
Can I get you?
The debris is so finely grounded that surveyors couldn't identify what most of it used to be.
Every single home on Northridge had an underground storm shelter, though, and every single person
survived.
The center of the tornado would continue, just narrowly missing the Allison home, causing
damage but sparing them from death.
Not everyone would share the same fate as the Allisons.
A neighborhood along Falcon Drive sat in the direct path of the tornado, and at the end
of the road sat the home of the Hamels.
Inside the home was mother Catherine, daughter Kathleen, and one and three-year-old Ryan
and Cole.
Catherine was a cautious mother, and kept up to date with all tornado warnings in the
area that day.
Whereas the tornado approached, and a warning was issued for her area, she took herself
and her children into the center bathroom, and put a mattress over their heads.
would say, I heard a loud noise. It went dark. The home is sliced directly by the violet core.
All three children are ripped from her arms in an instant. In the bathtub they were sheltered
in, was literally ripped from the floor and thrown. Nothing remained of their home or
much of the neighborhood.
Notice the spectra. These homes are really nice, right? They live in a tornado heavy
area. They don't have underground bunkers.
One year old Cole and three year old Ryan would die, Catherine and her daughter would survive with extreme injuries.
Not far from the Hamelholm, 58 year old Sharon Dodd was in her storm shower.
Donated it was bearing down, but she was underground and protected.
But somewhere above her, she realized her dogs were not with her.
Sharon made the decision to leave the cellar and go find them. She never made it back underground.
A few hundred yards away, Cody Leeper, son of Billy and Pamela Leeper, is speeding towards
neighborhood in his truck.
Cody knew they wouldn't leave their mobile home on their own, as he pulls into the driveway
just in time to see Billy outside.
He watches as his father tries to lift Pamela into their pickup.
Pamela had a back disorder and couldn't move easily.
Billy was not going to leave without her.
Cody could even get out of his vehicle, the mobile home exploded around them. The last thing he saw
was his father throwing his body over Pamela to shield her from what was coming, and Cody's
father Billy Lieber would die. It's moments like these that make you realize a tornado is more than
just some epic scientific phenomena, with Joplin killing 160 people literally two days prior,
and now one of the strongest tornadoes of all time, actively killing families who did essentially everything right.
I just want to take a moment to mention that these are real people with real lives,
like even these aren't numbers or cool talking points for a youtube video, they're humans.
Just something I felt like making clear. By this point, the tornado began to appear unstable on radar,
the path began to wobble, and while continuing to cause damage,
Nothing nearly as violent would occur past neighborhood.
It seems as if the tornado was gradually running out of power and get 532p again.
The tornado would lift. May 24th, 2011 would produce one of the most violent tornado outbreaks Oklahoma has ever seen.
Besides Canton Lake, Al Reno 1 and Al Reno 2, 12 other EF-2 cross tornadoes would occur claiming 18 lives.
Two days earlier, the people of Oklahoma watched Joplin get destroyed, believing nothing could ever be worse.
And maybe by the human numbers, nothing was.
And for Catherine Hamill, sheltering her children exactly the way she was supposed to,
for Billy Lither, Shilling, his wife and her driveway, for Austin Hall, driving towards safety that then...
No, we watch a lot of Apeco's things on YouTube.
We watch a bunch of his videos.
Is that it?
We watch a lot of his videos.
He has a bunch of good ones.
Buxy's here. Watched, watched, watched. See that?
Now you to go.
What the fuck?
Is there a wind outside?
You guys hear that?
Yo.
Am I- Yo, Jen, am I- Jen, you guys hear that?
You heard that, right?
There's like a weird howling.
Okay.
Okay. I'm not tweaking it.
That there's something like a tornado.
uh...
excuse you see and you heard it
i know it's a little bit here i know i get it i get understand there's a really
weird noise
but i think that you have a little bit of it's uh... i don't know that i will
go back to the regular programming
uh...
this is an f zero tornado and it could not go to your trash can and
possibly damaged some of your gutters now in f one tornado can damage
a garage and peel some shingles off your roof. F2 tornadoes can lift a car into the air and
uproot a large tree in your yard. An F3 tornado is so extreme that it can remove the entire
top story of your house. And an F4 or F5 tornado is so powerful it can completely reduce an
entire house into rubble and devastate pretty much anything in its past.
So why is there no F6?
The Howling is from the Hollens space between the old years.
They had me scheduled to go on primetime CNN with Thumb Lemon and Caitlin Collins.
The movie's not just about like the Capital Riot and all that.
It's also about like media echo chambers, you know what I mean?
And like the dangers of the 24-hour news cycle
and how I think mainstream media like Fox and even CNN like competes for views
by running constant 24 hour news cycles
based upon fear, division, outrange, and panic.
And I signed an NDA, but I'm gonna break it anyway.
But they had to give me this weird media training session.
And it was like these 16 people I had never met before.
More people on the Zoom call
than I thought you could ever even have.
I had to get Zoom premium.
All these people in suits,
like going through point for point,
being like, you need to tell,
if they ask you about Trump, say this.
If they ask you about revolution, say this.
If they ask you about your background, say this.
Don't reveal that you're arrested for graffiti.
All this weird assh.
And I'm like, okay, this is kind of strange.
They had one cool guy who literally had a Kangl hat on.
I guess they thought he would get through it to me.
He's like, yo, my man, so check this out.
I know these people, these motherfuckers,
don't include you, but they're cool, son.
And I was like, all right.
I was like, whatever, Kevall, you're a part of it.
It's freaking me out.
But it was only an hour, but it was mandatory.
So they told me I was gonna go on CNN
when Don Lim was gonna ask me about my life
and all that shit.
And I get on and he goes,
what can you tell us about the mental state
of Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio
in the lead-up to January 6th.
I was like, what the kind of snitch question is this?
Like, I had gone, I'd embedded myself in this men's group,
the Proud Boys for a long time,
and I had still had those active relationships,
revealing any information
could put my life in danger.
I just wasn't ready for it.
So I clapped back super hard.
And I was like, actually Don,
the film is about how the mainstream media,
including CNN, uses the cable news system
to push partisan divisions
that have led to events like January 6th
by essentially pitting working-class Americans
against each other and pushing culture war
over-class war issues.
And he was like, what the hell?
They cut the segment short.
It was never aired.
No one ever saw this.
I leave the studio.
And I guess the CNN had a handler for me.
Well, they technically worked for me 24, like I said,
this black box is all connected.
And she's panicking.
She's like, look at this on Earth.
I'm like, what's going on?
And she goes like, time Warner's C-Sweets.
No, no, I'm trying to fucking watch this shit.
You're yet, I'm trying to watch this shit, man.
It's hilarious.
And I'm like, who is Time Warner's C-Sweets?
And she said, you don't know that the same people that own HBO also own CNN.
And so they looked at it as like an in-house beast.
And I was like, no, no, no, I was just projecting my opinion.
And they were like, don't you remember the media training?
You weren't supposed to do that.
She was panicked.
They canceled my press tour right then and there.
When I had to promote an HBO film a long time ago, they had.
Jesus, I had to change this thing.
Hey, is that the road?
That was kind of interesting though.
I think it's Zoom Premium.
No.
Summer, you're a weird responseer today.
It's been a while, but...
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W I'm launching the game right now. Now. What is the about I did not launch it prior to the stream?
Yeah, it was it was installed on a PC and
I'm ready to play
I'm gonna jump in without no knowledge of it
Okay, actually zero you haven't seen it either. Well, it was launched when I got out of the shower
But I didn't get a deep dive deep down to it. I see there's car chases in this game
time. But he yeah, there is. Yeah.
How much? Let's say let's say I was a Jedi. I was what I was. How much would I buy this
for?
X. Come on.
We gotta buy anything to play this.
It's free.
The game is free.
This is the first anime style urban open world RPG.
We're talking like hop in a car, ignore the traffic laws, drive down the street, try to
out like out on the cops and chase you.
I'm already in prison.
Forget about it.
I click star and I'm already in prison.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright, stream's over guys.
JLRP classic.
Classic.
Is this co-op?
So it's a primarily single player game, but it has co-op stuff, yeah.
So basically when we're playing, you're just gonna be running around, you're gonna be checking out stuff, I'll tell you what to do, and then looking at an hour, like, a little bit, we'll play a little bit, get warmed up, but it's like some co-op stuff, like, like, like, shit, we'll do together.
Alright, then I'll jam you up, then, and just do the intro, and do the intro again?
Yeah, you're chillin' to do that.
Alright, alright, then, then do you think I'll do my thing for a little bit?
Arrest me, Dabby.
Okay.
Detention any misconduct will be recorded and may affect the length of your stay understood. Oh, okay, I
Even like a pal
And skin is not found okay chat on better you guys I don't know what this game
I know I absolutely nothing so we're just going to go into it blind
The whole is behind it.
The whole is behind it.
I knew it.
Hold on while the bricks around it seem a little bit too loose to...
Maybe we get a full one.
Oh, if you're detained, you'll be released after the detention period and all funds
are paid.
Ben in the cell is it a fast travel? I
Don't wanna have I want to be out early. I want to do by myself. Oh
Come from a miss gunner will extend it a spoon a
Spoon aware boy, he said a spoon
Six days
That was nice.
Okay.
Wait.
Did I just lose a date?
Oh.
I'll have to tell you blah blah blah, okay.
Why not the spoon though?
Oh.
chiefs here before to six in a way
maybe I could find something with a bit more leverage later
kill this man
hello this guy
how do I call him?
none of your business
sit back down all of you
hey I'm hungry
um
oh
we could get a job
And like it watch that cinema
WTF is this
Um what do I watch?
My doing right
I
Worries over all of my spoon though
Any spoons
Look at you all getting so worked up if I catch anyone cutting in line
for a week
Um, I'd like to-
Line up, people!
What if you're starving each?
Don't you dare get greedy!
Rockery headed!
I need to pay for my food!
Look at you all getting so worked up!
Trust me, it's been a poor part.
Stop that!
Well, it only makes you more anxious-
Um, people, I'd like to glance, but be careful not to get spotted in.
Don't you dare get greedy!
Don't you dare get greedy!
Try again!
Look at you all getting so worked up
Got it. I got it. I got a spoon. Spoon. I'll put you shoes, but I'll give you a sweet and durable. It's too easy.
So, Jack, do you do more here?
Oh, what was that with it?
Where do you think you're wandering off to?
Quake bites me some free food up like that
This is the homing
Oh
You're you're not cleaning you're not out clean your head that what are doing hanging around me. It was so clear
I don't need some more work.
Should we do some more work?
Wait, will they click on it?
Oh, no.
Wait.
Okay, removal target to five because what are the targets at?
Okay, chat.
I regret one thing this job.
I want to go back.
I want to go back.
Click here.
Oh.
Oh
Oh
So fun, yeah make sense
Yo, what okay, hold on
Is that good?
Oh my...
Okay, but how did...
Who's doing that?
I mean...
Okay, now we can surely we can go back to the cell no
I would like to go back to my cell and
And um...
Hello sir?
Sir?
Oh!
No no no no no!
Oh, where's my shovel?
Oh
Yeah, oh
Wait, what did he say?
So to follow him, okay
Oh
It's open free soap got a letter from home
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt so that
Well, I never this story I didn't know stop wandering about go get some shut up
I'm trying to get out of jail for a second.
That's a very bad guy.
Okay, okay.
Now then, now then, now then.
Add a spoon.
Do I go now?
Do I go now?
Well?
Oh my god, that was only one breaking?
shoot and spotted
extended it
the guards right near by
better not try anything tonight
that's the area that's on me
So what about now?
Okay, chat.
There has to be a way to get out of this.
Buddy.
Uh, look, I don't have anything to fight the fight.
30,000 wait yo what what just happened okay what just happened um I mean I'll take it
Oh because I have a whole squad there.
Look, I have a fork there on the right side there.
Go to A-bond then.
Alright, let's go to A-bond then.
Well maybe I can actually fetch up all.
Could be meh.
Here.
So how would I go there?
To the part-
Oh, do we take-
I'm not gonna walk.
Chad, we just started playing.
The game is free, and we are playing it right now.
No.
Anyway, how should I look at how much money I have on my in my pockets now when I'm going
I forgot my quest
If you go to the quest spot, we'll get to the bottom.
clear oh stay balanced not bad I'll put an anomaly waiting in containment radar
shows that when nearby radar changes it wasn't an anomaly
yeah perimeter clear okay
it's not nice hello
look here is this package yours it's not mine taggadot says it's not his either
oops we made fun of taggadot for nothing not his not mine not to Carrie's not
Some new antique?
I don't think it's part of Hattori's collection.
Huh? Wait, what's going on?
About half an hour ago, when I returned to the shop, I saw a courier making a delivery.
The package wasn't addressed to any person, just a bone antique shop.
I saw that she was in a hurry. I may have made a mistake.
Maybe Kamari learned how to shop online?
Ahem.
Oh, Ambegol?
Ambegol?
Is it in yours? Is it in yours?
Are they haunted?
The Dvorrex?
Trending? Okay.
Someone claimed it was the work of an anomaly that drains life out of humans, but what's anomaly is though?
That's when people started to take it seriously
Yeah, I know I know the anomalies are we I mean don't one of his relatives was a victim
And if the anomaly isn't handled soon, Hathor will become a city of
Anyway people are afraid they'll be the next target and more and more I've been claiming that a certain puppet is someone they know
Or even sharing close encounters with the anomaly
citizens to exercise judgment refrain from spreading rumors and share relevant
information to help the citizens not to spread rumors yeah
thank you
maybe it's better to get JTF involved I'll contact the Bureau can't even chill
this morning all of us beauty sleep and still be beautiful like that woman
Oh
My apologies, it's not your fault. It's someone else forget it
So who brought this thing
Take it away dump it. I don't care. Don't let it mess with the shop's Feng Shui
Holy, holy monologous.
What's with the effort?
What's with the effort?
Kind of like a swatter.
But the BAC will compensate for missed working hours for precious death and me
Why am I included of course the BAC will provide reasonable compensation for losses in the broccoli had a taking up your time
Then up
Jack I'm actually gonna hook you up a lot now. No
No, missies to catch today
Um, not thank you. Can we get another character on the squad?
Someone needs to handle things until Adler gets back with groceries
Okay, okay, yeah, there's a lot of menus of loss have to do
Can I lock at level 18 got its my rank is level 13 true or false
Don't blow up the place while I'm gone or the bureau of anomalies that you can count on us
And I'm just my pockets have any gold
All right, there you go again
Can I get up for there or not I
Don't I mean we go on the on foot
I can get a car how wait I can steal cars right hold on now brother the
universe is pretty it's pretty big and I like the way it looks
and look at what's up there is it
is it hard to get out or not but I I try to sing this like
like something in shoulder the future of it
oh my god
That's so cute man!
That's so cute man!
Now where are the cars at, cause I saw some cars earlier.
No I'm not going to steal cars, I'm going to get a backseat.
Oh hold on!
Stop right there!
Stop!
Stop
Stop it
Stop it there
Sir official business true
Okay
No, no, no, no, no, no
Quickly
Sorry
Wait, that's actually nice
Sorry, I'm sorry
Nope
You need my car broke down my car broke down
No, no, no, sorry, maybe maybe we got on long subject
It's my car! It's over this...
I'm so...
No, don't shoot!
Holy!
Brother, this actually looks nice!
What one value brother, this is actually nice
It's X oh fuck
Okay wait, I'll hide that new voice.
Oh it's a warrant.
So where's that crest at?
Wait.
Chesh, should I go down foots?
I can just teleport, but I'll lose the cargo.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, my.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Chat, why the fuck's following me?
I'm sorry
Okay, I use it all, so how do you lose the one, uh, the cross?
If I'm finishing it, uh, then I'm doing it easy.
Lose by putting some distance.
Okay, that makes sense.
I should just keep driving him.
Oh no! Go!
Oh no! What?
I don't know what to do! Please stop it!
Oh, John, I don't know.
Change the axles, don't wonder.
It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. I've always been
Careful
Please stop, please
J.P. Strats JP
It's working
I
Stay calm
Wait, it's working. I'm saving. Oh my god, what the matter?
Here, train, quickie.
Hold on, I don't know what I'm doing.
Go, go, go!
Drive the train!
I mean, that works.
Now, how about we drive the train?
Oh my god, I can't when I got police on me.
Okay, chat, how do I make the train go forward?
Does anybody know?
May I have a wine siden?
Yo, hold on.
Chad, that's a new deck!
Am I really inside the PD?
Okay, can I have it and lose the police now?
Okay, we need the van to know.
This guy is huge.
I'm wanted so I'm here I've nothing to get out
Check bagging when check bagging where's my bagging? Oh
Oh
Okay, all these items
Check the mouse one
Where I'll see a mouse was the mess up
One, two, three, four, five, and...
One with the five on it.
Wait, it works.
Wait, it works!
I
Greetings everyone from a bone
BTD six is taking over this case. I'll introduce you to the operation lead in a moment
If Nellie is handling the introductions personally, this must be quite the complicated case since there's already online unrest
We decided to assign a team specializing in anomaly crimes and meme anomalies
Those referred to human criminal incidents that involve the exploitation of anomaly characteristics or espers
So the bureau suspects that this is the work of anomalies alone
There are more and more divisions in the enforcement tactical division nowadays
The puppet from a bone has been transferred to temp calm. Please follow me
Okay, that makes sense. I imagine following the story
China that this that the way it's doing the story is pretty good. No, no bias. No bias. I
Think it is a pretty good job at keeping it engaged
Ergon staff
The follower how do you oh Rp walk?
I'm going to go back to the map and get a map of the game.
Stick to the plan.
Cutie, let the games begin.
Good.
Upside.
Something.
Uh, open your map and in the bottom right.
Yep.
some anomaly commissions. Okay. Like what? Oh, I read this question. It's like a follow
question. I want to. Are those hard? I think you can change them. There's also high risk
ones. That looks like skateboarding. I want to do that. Okay, let me just do it. You
can check them out. Let me just do this. All the questions. I want to do it again.
Another way. There's a suggestion.
I
Like I like to do with the floor
Like and like details is really very high. He's on the ground
Yeah, good even the scratches that like the floor is scratched and etched
That matters to me in games
It's essentially this one, neverness to everness, and it's free to play.
Alright, let's do a key job.
Can I get you some of those?
Okay, thank you very much.
Okay, yeah check. There's the main story, but there's also side questions as much as we can do. Like actual fun stuff as well.
Yeah, I personally just opened the menu and started pulling for weapons and characters.
Yeah, so these accounts are like Emperor accounts for us to check out the game, right? They gave us a ton of currency.
Anything you roll?
That's what I did. I just rolled a weapon. I leveled up a new character.
And I'm going to do some anomaly commissions right now.
All right. Now, where do I go into this?
You're on the right page.
You start for weapons and bottom left for Ark research.
I think our weapons.
I just got an S. S. Art.
OK, I'm a bit confused.
I love looking at it. Maybe guide me to this.
Uh...
So I thought I haven't done it, but if you just like roll?
Roll tight, roll tight now.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think you can speed it up at the top right as well.
Okay.
Oh!
I
wait that's character I got and I love I love the rough
it was good then
she looks good
okay abby abby oh I get it I get it I think I know I know how it works now
As you go then.
They're good.
Adler.
Can we go? Can we go?
Big rolls.
Bad roll. We're gonna have to do it again.
Roll it again.
Here it comes.
In again?
I'll have him. I'll risk it. I'll have him.
Now how do you get, let's say,
7-8?
Walk in.
I would have it. I would have it. I would have it.
Oh wait, is it random though?
It's an S!
What does that give me?
Oh, I just need to re-roll.
God?
I think you can only get A's on this one.
Now, I think you have a guaranteed S-chance from the top left, does it tell you?
He might not tell you in the middle of the animation, though.
Before you go again, in the top left it should be guaranteed S-class character.
Quick!
Underbuffled underbuffled underbuffled
Okay okay okay
So the top left should say like you're 48 out of 90 to see the S5
Okay okay okay
So any of these can be an S right?
You could yeah you could you could get it early
I think it's a last percent chance
There's an arrow on the side there.
There's no off-bender characters.
There's nothing to see.
There's a pole transparent like a race you can see.
It's like a 0.99%.
So like 1%, there's a list of people holding them.
Okay.
So, what's up inside arrow is there?
The side arrow.
Hey, I already have it in those easy close-ups.
Yeah, I know that.
Did it do it?
Did it stack it?
Yes.
Yeah, you unlock perks for those characters.
Oh, I love it!
Okay, burning maximums on the side arrows.
Again again again I okay in two roles I can get as you can forget them oh oh
Board model when the S non S class item with the dice roll the great limited board you'll get one trace
Natalie cool
Yeah, that's the next one, I think.
Yeah.
Nanely.
Bring out your characters to do an anomaly.
Yeah
Yeah, there's another like a banner pretty much so if you go on the left side yeah exactly the blue dice
So I mean I know what I want I
Don't do vague requests
You can pick a character to get after 50 rolls.
But I think you might already have this one on the top.
So you can just keep going just for the song.
So you'll get a character kill.
There's a character selection mode thing in there.
Above the charge button.
So you might already have all of them.
And you can claim which one you want.
Oh, I'm at the S-Tinger!
Dude!
I got bored more than it- it- it- it- it into it!
So, I want...
Oh, I have all of them.
You can pick one and claim it right now.
Give it to us all in the top-up.
Yeah, you also have to- you get like a duplicate, so you get like a perk for them, like they become more powerful.
That is what you like.
The flaws of the human heart are often harder to measure than the price of a trend.
And then once you like claim you can keep going for more.
Okay, I'm gonna do some anomalies.
I'll do the same one as you.
So how do I change my treasure, though?
I'll change my loadout.
Oh my god, I still can't find myself.
And that's where you like level them up and stuff?
If you want to level them up, if you want to activate the perks on the duplicates you might have gotten.
Okay, and how do I switch them into my loadouts of gators?
Yeah, let's find out.
When I first came to the girl, I looked out the door.
Escape the formation.
This pain.
Yeah, escape formation, there's no SQ for it, and then you just pick your chatter.
Another new day.
Pleasure working with you.
These guys know, are you paying your chat?
No.
I've been helping for free.
Yes.
Oh this is my oh this is the loadouts now I'm ready I don't want this one I
what I want is this one I'm gonna swap it out with you're sharing the paperwork
you need is on the desk I'm gonna keep a level toy loadout because I don't want
to lose to having what should we get you have the stuff to level up if you
leave it to me
yeah it's on
I think the level is good anyway
yeah
I don't do vague requests
they comprehend
depending on the situation
they'll either be nullified
or transferred to the selenium compound
for long-term containment
should you the
stuff you only need to do
another SSS here
what would you do first then?
I think the stars are the difficulties
so we could do a hard one let's start easy what about roofed up boxer oh
multiplayer anomaly we do together if you show all the way to nightmare about
where they don't have you added like open the anomaly commissions like
tab is going down a little bit and they have a nightmare.
Yo, it starts backwards. It's crazy.
Do another one. We'll do the nightmare one in a little bit because I've had you. We'll just figure that out later.
Just figure another one and we'll do the nightmare together later.
I
Will do video cemetery maybe or well about lights be daggers fun. I do that one then I
See you at the skating that
So do I keep you there?
You track it you track you. Yeah, you you walk walk and drive. Don't get caught with the police
Okay, I'll put it naturally then
Wait, how do I
I don't want to get out of this spot though.
I'm gonna TP close by, just to get out of here.
That's fine.
But I'm really impressed with how much this game has though, like genuinely, there is
so much to it.
Oh chat please.
What would you beat someone in a race on this game?
Would you beat someone in a race on this game?
What is race?
I think there's a racing thing we can do later.
I actually want to do that.
We will.
Okay, I'm starting this building and I know how to get out.
Just keep me out somewhere.
Go to telephone booth.
Okay.
You can, you can, here's a game of yours.
You cannot afford this game.
Good question.
What do, what do you mean by that?
Everybody can afford this game.
Game is free to play.
You can get this game for free.
Evernus to Evernus is available now for free.
Four nuts.
Now what I want is a car.
clear I don't want to steal a car though I don't want to be a rude guy you know
I mean I will steal a car I'm not I'm gonna ask hello sir
We need my whole team
So where's my normal yeah, I did that track it
That's it
I know
I actually had the cars drive, it's very realistic
Man I'm not open to the traffic laws, I can't
I have my jackal that's stuck all the way in there
I can just park right here
Now where's the nubbly?
Oh I see it, right here.
So...
Sheer.
I'm gonna jump into the water.
You'll go to the other side.
Is the wall...
The water is at the wall though.
I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what I'm doing here.
You can figure it out.
No I can't, sir, help me.
Maybe it's not the wall.
Isn't it just somewhere in the circle?
I mean, I'm looking.
Is there anything like, is there anything?
I'm about to be there.
I just don't tell cars because I'm a good person, I'm like you, so you got the
like you so you got the pressure okay okay maybe I see the few steps I don't
know how I'm like anomalies like start you know I mean this anomaly it says
let me see let me read it object the normally next is Bob's latest graffiti
we're supposed to defeat it in battle okay but when manifesting he emerges
the wall I'll just look around for
something then in the circle can be
it can be a tactical maybe perimeter
clear oh I did something central I got
a free gift from a bird yeah I'm not
seeing it you have to hold my hand on
one. I'm trying to figure out myself. Yeah, maybe we just, yeah, maybe we just read it,
read the question itself. Yeah, I'm reading it right now. Um, oh, it resembles a human
tall and stature body symbols of other colors. So the problem with using skateboard, it
hide in a graffiti quietly as nightfall or specific times okay it makes sense so
he's gonna be on the wall like for like night time
yep so how do you wait for time to go by it wait that's a good question escape
time to stem
Oh my god, you're so locked in
Quickly this time locked
So how do you forget what your question your inner? Can you cancel your quest?
Let's see. Oh, you just heard a question that building is that where you're there?
Stop tracking
Jay Jack knows
man they're locked in I want to go to a nighttime or the midnight wait I didn't
know how do you know it's not you're saving no I would never
something subtle this wall
is that a guy that next to the water it's the graffiti on the wall like a tunnel
yeah I don't see you either baby has to be a certain time like specific time
chat oh let's just walk around
I see and look at all the graffities
it's the one tunnel graffiti I see it there
I'm being ganked there's ghosts up here there's ghosts
is this still too late yet?
perimeter clear
uh switch to nannily
shift changed hero to the rescue
map
okay so we get chances at 7 and 9
like she
my chat said 2 different numbers
Chats at 19.
Chats at 6'7".
We picked the hardest quest that's like the most components I had in nowhere.
Yeah, it's called reading the quest and I've never done that in my life before.
Yep.
I went at the time that there was nobody.
Maybe next quest then.
Maybe next quest? Yeah.
The game is so pretty with the sunsets
Yep, it is look at that
Yep, I take the water if they get another anomaly commission good the graffiti wins
Okay
Old school days
Old school days
Oh, it's nearby.
Oh, it's in there.
It's here.
Come on.
Do we have a car?
Oh, you're going to steal another car.
Really, I...
Oh, I was holding up traffic, I think.
Am I dead?
Am I on the other side of the park here?
I guess
I'll put on the bike lane
Holy wait wait, oh holy this song
So what am I looking for close to the red door
more.
I don't know why if I could find it.
The anomaly mentioned of the commission seems to be nearby.
Oh, it's nearby.
of
the
of
the
How do you block it?
Oh, stay stay stay the dog.
How do you die?
You still get damaged.
Stay the dog.
Nice like feel it.
Oh, it goes better when you do the attack.
And then?
If you hold left, you do like a combo.
Watch out!
I'm gonna try very carefully here
Watch out!
What's that smell?
Smells amazing!
Whoa, bro, what is this? Well, that's actually well done, like...
Cinema, actually. An abandoned campus occupied by anomalies.
Thank you.
They're done about that. That was good, no?
Jesus Christ!
Hold it!
There you go!
Oh my god, insane!
I didn't bother to...
What's the blue door on the red door?
That red door might be the key.
About time you scared the store came to an end.
Okay, that was actually nice, though.
That was cool lively here
This is special about the zone
Like what about this guy like what he's doing here, what do you want?
So when you watch when I walk I get lost man, what about him?
What is that?
I'm not a bunny.
Let me see if you want some cake out of the oven.
Pretty good.
Great.
Great, other fighters in store.
Whoa, I'm not even gonna take society.
Wait, this commission was crazy. That was so well made.
Yeah, if I said it, that was actually impressive.
Yeah, that was so cool. I just finished it.
Oh, I just, there's one anomaly you should just add to it.
You do it. And then you just do another commission and then I'll add you.
Okay. I'll do a co-op one.
right here oh no that was the crow what wait 11
Bakery. Wait is the bigot only open because I talked to her?
It doesn't stop yapping yet that's what I was thinking too.
Those bunny ears.
Okay. I don't know what's happening.
Oh, Crest Awards of Kaker, I did it, I did it in Crest Awards, didn't I?
Oh, I did it in.
Okay, one more anomaly.
Chad, what is it, what is it to do with anomaly wise?
This is after school, looks kinda scary.
I like, I like after school it's scary.
I'll do that.
Do it, I'm down.
Anomaly Nexus finished the video, played the video to its end.
Doom Scroll is an anomaly in the form of a video that has spread widely in social media, hijacked in the internet.
Wait.
In the early stages of attention being captured by Doom Scroll, usually in the first minute, one can still escape the video to learn control.
I lock in.
That was impossible.
Yeah, I lose to that one IRL.
But Doom Scroll in here, it's not something that happens to me.
It's something that I choose to engage in. I like Doom Scroll in here. What about it?
Sure.
I partake willingly. I know I'm doing it and I like it. What about it? How's that a problem?
We're just dancing in a good dance battle. Look at this guy
Does that happen in your life?
Oh no
Let's settle.
You need to be faster than that.
Oh, I gotta find myself a luxury sports car.
That's what I need.
There's a ton of different vehicles in there.
You need to try harder next time.
There's a force collab vehicle confirmed.
There's racing, there's a force building, there's shooters.
There's a force collab vehicle confirmed.
There's racing, there's a force building, there's shooters.
There's a force collab vehicle confirmed.
They're killing their scooters.
You need to be faster than that.
Why are the monsters so strong?
They can get a bunch of loot
Wait, that's a little one guy. No, it's not level 30. There's all of his little to the arm
What is what collabs in the dope?
There's a Porsche collab confirmed horse building their scooters sport cars
cars. This is a new car. We need your assistance. This is a new car. That's like a like a charger.
The challenge is fine.
Oh, fuck. I, I, I, I.
I'm going to get a spot there.
Totally overacted.
You know what?
One driver all the way.
But not directed to it.
I'm just going to go all the way.
Oh shit.
Activate it.
Wait till I activate something and it's kicking my ass.
Is it the anemone or something?
It's for TP, it's for TP.
Quest is at...
Oh, see this quest automatically latched on to the client.
Okay, we were just really stupid.
Nope, barely I'm done.
Okay.
That's my cake quest.
Oh, I found it.
You just have to explore in the circle to find it, I think.
Oh, okay.
I'm doodling right now.
Don't doodling.
Take seven.
Oh!
So I found it.
Is it the end of the what?
Oh, so I found it.
Is it the end of the what?
Go into that little alley you're in when you found it and there's a TV there.
Spoilers.
Oh, I just got owned.
Are you whispering in the mic right now?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
What?
Bro, you hear these whispers?
No.
Yeah, good one, bro.
Don't mind if there's an episode.
Please somebody send some help.
Oh
I think it was my place otherwise it should be set there
Yo, when you look away from the shadows they move bro, they chase you when you're looking away from them
Oh, and then they catch you I didn't notice
I'm getting rolled. I don't dare rolling me
I'm good. Stop that. Stop it. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I don't want to go!
There's a bunch of notes around.
A B D C B
A B D C D
Put the keys back onto the plot this any use it as your cards
No, there's a key somewhere here
We really have the two brightest minds in gaming, we can't solve this.
No, no, there's a key somewhere.
It is put it back on.
I found it.
Where is it?
It's in the main hallway by some parts.
I knew it.
Yeah, I mean, it's why I said it, but the parts I read in the notes.
Here?
Oh, you got it.
Oh, you got it.
Why, really?
It actually makes you work for the...
You know what I mean?
You actually have to read and you can't just do it by luck.
You actually have to intentionally...
Do I still have the key now or not?
Yeah, you do. You may not have to reset.
I
Whoa, what was that again was that?
The message you have to me
It doesn't lock here, it's locked.
I don't know where am I going?
Am I stupid?
I just went into circle.
There's my second key.
How many more notes and more keys now you mean?
Maybe I have to go back down again?
Maybe I have to open a door?
I don't know.
Can we go back down?
I'll be locked in.
Oh!
No!
I died again.
What am I so bad?
I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
What is going on bro? I'm just running in a circle
We've toured the world with our gaming skills, I mean we can't do this just this one thing.
Okay, okay, I'm having a severe brain freeze.
I'm scared.
I saw it.
I hear the whispering in real life now.
I'll take my headphones off, I can still hear it.
It's on the guy!
Oh, the one that's standing still?
Oh my...
It's on the guy, literally!
Wait. Oh, one of the guys that chases you?
Yeah, it's on his neck.
Oh...
I gotta find him now.
Now what?
Computers open.
Oh, I think I want to talk to me.
I am confusion oh you can open it to the office yet from it right what
I'm so stupid I just could reset on the computer and reset it.
Maybe I should try the computer off.
Okay, I'm having a problem. I'm having a problem.
Oh! I did it!
Okay, what did you do? What did you do?
The computer in the final room you just turn it off. Well, yeah, it's my turn to do but I think rewind and it just broke it
Yeah, I did I do
Wait, did I show again?
Okay, that was harder I will say that was actually harder
Okay, let's do the co-op one. Okay. Why did you do that? You have to move your camera. I'll see if I can add you
I'd have to get your number
Just move it's like in the bottom left. Just move for a second second right about
Like oh, yes
Time for the professionals to take over noted
Let me take over okay. I did you okay where clear I
Injured civilians were no reason. Um what I go escape friends. I think you'll offend requests there
Friends friends that
are you among us I don't think so this is a dev account so I don't think that was me
hold my hand Alan I've played these games before I think it's the bottom one let me see
Let's see if I got you now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have you.
Request access to join.
Are we gonna be on the same shard now?
Good question.
Yeah, I think I'm loading in.
Maybe we can do a viewer event.
I wonder what the races are.
We have to look at that after we do this...
Hey
Shift change don't make me clean up for too long. Oh, yeah, you don't think I look turn out
Do this do this
Jump
interesting okay we have to do the track the anomaly commission the co-op
one what was called nightmare bound nightmare bound yep let's go it's
on foot nearby. Come on. Boing, boing, boing. Can we ride in the same car? Borrow the car.
Why didn't you do it? Why did you make me do it?
I wanna go to jail.
Eh!
Hey, babe.
Where are we going then?
Back to your seatbelter.
This is not gonna get real hot, man.
Just one.
So I'm a driving on low xp
Oh
What we're doing here listen illegal activity in your mind
That's been progress. Oh, it's right here. They're not breathe
I see it, the bird isn't the anomaly though, something else.
I'll handle this part.
Are we going inside?
Back here.
Miss the loot?
Miss the loot.
Oh.
No.
I got too much at.
I
Just get the crow will quick
Coming I
Found something was it another I know I got the warning. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah.
It's a suspicious building.
I think it's back.
It's a QV, Felix, when you sleep.
Wait, hold on, true.
Oh, there's a man right there.
Oh, we can join him in his right there.
I'm dreaming right now.
The team challenger.
Is that it?
Yeah, yeah.
You click team challenge?
I have to do it?
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see.
It popped up.
It's entering the realm.
I'm just saying, I picked this mommy character and her voice lines are crazy.
Like what?
Oh, you might have to experience it on your own, maybe put her in your team.
Brother, brother, look at the ground, it's like devoid.
You know what I mean?
I'm looking at the ground, yeah, it's, yeah, I see what you mean.
What are we looking at?
let's play right here for the clue now there's a patient named redacted anomalies
receiving position name is v redacted uh-oh left
I see somebody. I've had a dream like this before. We have no power. No key either. Follow
all the lights. No key again. No power. I'm coming. Uh oh. I'm in like the main room.
I lost you.
Is that, no, you behind me?
Who is that?
I'm streaming in the bathroom.
No, no, no, no.
Is that you?
Oh, I see you.
OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, what's here?
Nothing.
We're doing it all wrong, Loki.
There's a hallway right here.
Yeah we've got it!
I'll leave.
Need some clues? No clue.
What about?
Yeah, go ahead. Keep going.
Oh, yeah, a book!
Emergency power solution. Damn, a man of fortune.
Jay must seek my portrait
I just switch and turn on
Some clothing oh
Whoa, what did that I didn't do that
We need elevator card elevator oh my god brother there's so many keys we need to get them
Oh
There's like a there's like a whole rated. Where's the surgery thing here? Oh my god. We're not gonna be getting no key
Mother this is
I don't understand it
Did we skip something? No
Did you read the entire manual that you picked up in there?
Yeah, we found a switch and switched it on.
It said the switch should have not been off or something.
I don't know what it said.
I didn't read all of it.
Okay, we can't use the elevator.
Yeah.
There's a key for the second floor.
Yeah.
There's first key, second floor key, elevator, and tower.
There's like four of them in total.
Yeah.
okay dude I
can you know maybe walk past the switch or something we must have we must have a
and maybe the lockers game I found a recording wait the room is now open it
Oh, I found a bathroom closet
First up whispering
So
Oh, it's a code! It's a code!
Turn right at the entrance, check row by row from back to front, left to right within each row.
You remember that? You got it, right? Alright, cool.
There's nothing here.
Okay.
Wait.
Yeah
Am I really just unintelligent chat don't answer that you're gonna get in trouble
What do you mean by that? I
Just heard something
Key key key key. Oh shit. Okay. I got the end of the door with it
stop whispering it's it was funny like one time power
there's nothing in here
I was opening all the doors
so the power is here but I tried on them I think it's on now
There's a glowing orb here.
Oh, got it.
Wait, it won't.
I found a clue.
I got it.
I got it.
There's a code I need to do.
Got it.
Good.
Oh, wait.
I can go...
You got it?
It's mid-mid.
Okay, it's mid-mid, it's mid-mid.
Mid?
Mid.
Then left.
Got it.
And then...
I got it!
Okay, I am cooking.
Help! Help!
Don't be...
I see it I I lost I I literally lost the whole thing oh shit I'm again help yeah I lost I got one depth
Oh help with that I don't want to go
Well, I'm in a I'm in the main room. Well, yeah, but I always said it like I died died
No, I see you I see over here come come come I think the zombie mummy we can't let him see us
If you cut his ear you did it
Can we kill these you think?
The little one there I want it the one it's just a little bit high level area
Oh wait, are they
Respawn though
Okay, continue. So the power was on over here. Now we have power, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With power, we can use the switches now.
We can use the switches, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You there?
Ah...
Now maybe the power...
Like...
Hurts the monsters.
It's literally just light.
Oh no!
Oh my god. That thing makes something. Trust me.
He did.
Okay.
Okay. Um.
There's a safe here!
Oh they hurt so you have a level 1er.
What kind of do they even hurt him?
I might not have one, but I have like a specific elemental price or something like that one
Wait, I found a clue.
I'm right there.
I'm really excited about that.
50,000 coins!
Oh, this is okay.
So, there's a clue in here, X.
Oh, wait, what did it say?
I don't know, it's a hand, it points, look.
It points up and then it points to the side.
I turned the water and the faucet on.
You see the hand? When you click on it, it's pointing up right now.
And then if you interact with it,
It points over to the faucet
No, it said that is there any more reason we need to go to S2. That's why I was able to ask you
Sure like that
That's a huge radio.
Over here?
Oh!
Black liquor.
Would you press the blue button or the red button?
We need an answer on this.
Now.
Red button.
That's decently base added but not fully based in for joy. It's my favorite color. Oh
I make sense
If every single human being in the entire world is gonna click red, but then you see one toddler just happy click
What are the people
Who have um
We're blind with those who go about those who don't who are deaf about those
Like there's a lot of people that are gonna click the accent those who miss click
Trillium is aim assist us for it
Okay
Are we just turning on all the lights maybe I
I think these mobs just like keep responding so okay. Yeah, yeah
We're not doing it right there. No, this is open every door
Wait, I found something what is it?
Yo, something happened on me. Oh shit that the zombie mommy
Oblombo got me
baby
It was a surgery room
I
Have to do we gotta find the surgery room. No, you got me
Well, well, well
Why you died first like rust
Wait, I don't what rust is but I know for a fact what?
neverness everness is I know he's not playing it right now and I'm playing
for free
yeah it's a baby's in there he's in there he's in there okay that's gonna hide
with the hide with the hide how do you sneak it is the how do you think I
don't know but I don't know but he's like riding the other room but we're
supposed to go there now he's leaving he's leaving yeah he left he left he
left oh yeah but you've you've been in here already and you got a prompt here
somewhere no I never had a boy oh shit I click T don't do it I think it's a
hide from the mummy yeah it's coming it's coming it's coming I'm going back
I know the new.
What was that blue thing that's my old
Okay, I have to go past him to go and got it use on you don't go to the safe. No, I
Yeah, I did earlier. I guess I'm a little bit earlier. Okay, but there's a new zone here. I
Got 150,000 coins
are there any more clues here wait this finger when you ask if it if there's more clues
It points me in the direction it goes to.
No, I ain't got nothing!
But I was doing so good!
I was revising it!
You have to be useful for once.
Please, be useful for like, one second.
Well, I'm trying!
I'm such a stupid idiot.
I'm gonna just put my hands on the rocks.
I'm the reason they got divorced.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Okay, that's just too far now.
I'm just low at speed.
Now you're talking.
Bro, but this guy is like actually just camping my lane.
I'm trying to go through the new area here and it's just hard camping.
Yeah, you have to go through the operation room.
And then wait for him to bypass or what?
That's what I did.
I'm in the storage cabinet.
So what I did is I aggro him and then I go into the cabinets.
I
Saw you get ganked maybe I can bypass now. No, you can't
We know what to go now, right?
You're not right. Yeah, but I'm right. He's gonna gank me bro. He's actually door camping me
I see I see
So we're going through the this this wall right here, but he's just camping there exactly wait wait maybe you can use your smoke
What's up?
When you get click T click T
It's coming it's coming coming coming coming
He's coming he's coming he's coming get out of the door run run run run run
I got the door he got stuck in the smoke this is the only shit
I did not go to the door okay it's here it's here yeah this room this this is where we're
further we've been okay okay
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
So nothing here.
Hear me?
Going here?
Yeah, all this is new, this is good.
Bro, I'm looking for me door camped, it's just you.
Well, I'm good now.
More doors?
Right here, why is he so wet?
Brother oh brother stop shame
Yo, he's on you
Oh shit
That opens up the stairwell door now forget game. It's just a game. Do we don't care? Okay? Okay?
Is that a locked double door?
No, now when you spawn it's a one by two you left.
I think.
So now we hit it, right?
Now then you go over here, I guess.
And there's a...
Got it!
Over here!
Yeah!
I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you, I don't want to spoil the game.
I said another exit door, maybe it's the same one?
No, this one's closed.
Just get ganked and you always run into me.
Oh, I have to, I ran the other way though.
I know where you are, I think.
Shift change, don't make me clean up for too long.
I'll do a gank to my small knife.
Bro, this shit is a maze.
and it's all point
Yo, sorry my computer's lagging like crazy right now and I'm host it's like really laggy. Sorry my internet. It's just not very good
Why really sorry if it lag for you first. Yeah, it's just my computer is you know
Yeah, yeah
Because he's like okay, it's it's Mendoz a system and networks stick to the plan
Yeah, I'm on a I'm on a
five-generation gold
Sorry just lagging again
Yeah, follow me. I'll show you. Oh, yeah, following you
It's because it's it's me swapping
Man here
Left and then um what is the long radio? Oh
Wait
What is that? Oh nice?
It's the same point. I think so like if we get caught now if he was born here probably here
It's really the title of the of the of the question ever
Anomaly disorder clue
The clue one
Place clue I place something on it
Email signed by n I don't know what V went through here
Clue requirements not met. Oh, no, we might have to actually read all the stuff that we didn't
We're missing a clue go ahead game
I just read about you clue to
What surveillance game
There's only one surveillance clue and there's four just anomaly disorder clues, so
Yeah, you'll be I got it
Okay
Okay
Now we can find me fighting
I never had a chance to complete his research.
Wait, what do you mean?
Uh, she never occurred, eh?
Well, there's no time left, eh?
Ending one.
Press the betrayal out.
You like this.
This rate will all turn into monsters.
I can't allow it to happen.
We got the bad ending.
But, so we were supposed to not interact with the cameras?
No.
a different combination of the clues to get different endings.
That's what I was reading to the spamming.
You were spamming.
I read it all, bro.
Well, he didn't read it.
He doesn't read it, then he click buttons.
And he chose the game.
I hate streamers that do that.
How about you just sit down and you just read for one minute.
Then we would have gotten it.
Yeah, not for real.
My bad.
I shouldn't have done that.
I'm sorry.
I should be more like you and read every single question
I did in every game.
That's why you never hit 60 in classic WoW because you
read every quest.
I did actually
What's next let's see what can we do now see a sucker
Okay
Yeah, I'm not even gonna get to sit behind you and hold you tight on your hips
Come on
No, it's fine. I'm too fast just go without me. Okay, that's all
Let's just get another vehicle
Sorry
Fake what did you know did you know there's five of massive city districts to explore rendered in crazy detail?
There's downtown. There's amusement parks school campuses and mountain trails and countryside landscapes
I was told we have to find the underwater bridge chat. I don't know where that is. Oh, what actually is that?
I'm not getting you know where it is. We should go there
I said no
are moving she said no we said no you just got ego'd stop that are you gonna
get me a car or what I'm waiting hello we need your cooperation I'm glad I
could help wait oh my god no no you can help no she can have all right
hello no come back you know yo we got space with you more can you open
out the car's jammed wait just ride okay ain't no way my man I sat in your
lap and took over the car okay my radio is then working something's going on
there like something's going on here
I don't hear anything anymore yeah chat chat did you know that there is a launch
reward for a reward for playing the game on its launch we unlock the s-class
character cheese by leveling up you get eight character outfits at no cost and up
to 400 plus free pulls I didn't know that actually okay you're driving over
civilians nodding also also how can I do all this if I don't have the game and I
can't even afford the game so I mean why should I bother with any where you
said there is a link above in the pinned message in the chat and a panel
below to download the game for free now was I can do it for free with that
I'm into binding wait. I'm not gonna lie this song that's playing on my radio right now goes hard
Is it is it like a good chat that one
Yeah, it is
Right now my all you have any clue where you're going. Yes, my auto devices are currently not working
Have you tried changing song on your radio? I did oh
It's just because I'm hosting my PC's old that's why
Okay.
See, at the top there's Night Runner.
But see, I do next song.
But it's not playing.
Where are we going?
We were going to the underwater tunnel
that you said you'd know where it is.
Yeah, I know where it's at.
I think maybe I give it a reset.
Nope.
You want to reset the lobby?
Uh, no, I'm not going to reset that. I have to go to the menus.
Fine. This world is crazy detailed. I'm not going to lie.
There she is, there she is, there she is.
Okay, if you go, okay, if you go right or left, then I both have a bridge.
Okay.
Oh, and I'm cooked, I'm cooked, I'm cooked.
You have to reset.
Yeah, I'll have to invite you again, yeah, I'm loading to give me a sec.
My brain froze when I thought it meant America as in like responding to America.
Oh, now I need a force it
Sorry about that so I'm going back and come back. Yeah, so I bug your game because of my old PC
I'm so such a stupid idiot. I am launching it
Neverness to everness is I'm watching right now. It's my PC. I mean, it's yes, so many problems
Come on
Well, you're gonna take some banks.
Do you have anything bad about this video?
No, I think it's gonna be positive, right?
Yeah, I said it would be...
No, I didn't.
Alright, I'm gonna...
Yeah.
Um, here's something I noticed, whenever I play these games, the sabers are always
nice.
I accept that it didn't work.
Yeah, I think I'm loading it now.
I
Mean the level weapons
I had you there
You are always ready to have they're called
Let's see where did I do it from?
It's next to it's next there and then oh you're good. Okay. I mean we were on and you were doubling my DPS
Loki I want you all just to explore oh
No, no, you can ascend it, but we don't have any
materials no if you click ascend it will give you you can like make it move it
over like yeah yeah well that's good oh my god
quick adder
Is that a good chat?
Um, Arc?
Did not look?
Okay, I bet I would be racing and then buy a car.
Want to do a race?
Yeah, I do want to do a race.
I'm not sure how.
Chat.
How?
underwater bridge anyway like what is it doing you get there it's a I think it
might be an anomaly I was told to just check it out it's super cool but it
might be a boss fight anomaly but it's a really really like visually okay we're
not a rhythm master as a music production performance agreement uh
these are all solo so we would do them on our own we can just check out the
racing we can surely find where's that was that yeah maybe right assaults
No. Yeah, most of you guys, most of you guys...
Is that Glock or not?
No, it says does not support multiplayer, but I think...
Oh, wait, there's just like a race tab.
Oh.
City delivery races, fishing.
Where's he to those tabs?
It's at Bank Heist.
Oh, he's right there. Right next to us.
Go.
Online battle with your friends.
Where? Where?
Okay, uh, open your map?
Yeah.
And the bottom left, the heads around hobbies.
And there's a race tab.
Yep.
Do it online, do it online.
Yeah, I think friends is just us, you can do online battle with others, I guess?
Oh, well maybe I'll beat you and we'll do it on the side, let's just do it online.
We can both, we can just get there and then surely we'll go this night.
Surely, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, how do I leave the lobby?
Hang on a sec.
I
Don't break up with a chat. I want to break up with Mendo. I want to go date the moxie character
I'm good at menu. I got a work take me out
They ready to keep the race
We can go by car on the blue car icon on the map if you want to go look at that too
Wait, so when we do a race, we're not gonna have the best car.
I don't know how that works. It might just be like a real same car.
Okay, I think chat, yeah, chat's literally, I didn't need to go buy a better car first.
Yeah, ready to go.
Let's see on the map. Blue...
Yeah.
Blue car icon.
Yeah, I see it. Go.
I see it.
What's that smell?
That smells amazing!
Stick to the plan. I think the blue car is here.
Oh, they sell nice cars here, man.
Kaylee.
Okay. Um, they're all dead.
I'll just buy it. Hey, what do I care?
I bought it.
Bro, you're not even gonna book a test drive?
Nope! I look at it, I like it, I buy it.
Just like IRL.
It drives to me!
Wait, there's other dealerships we can go to.
Which one's the best one then?
Oh, wait, we gotta find the best dealership.
There's the off-road. No
There's one there's a luxury
There's a vehicle modification shop
Check
Is that better than these one?
Luxury sports cars I'm already there. I'm already there pal. Of course you are you live there, bro
I made I'm in first
Bank wall first
I'd like to see the cars, then.
Oh, my 12 mil?
Joe!
Wait, I'm number 28 in the world!
Wait really?
That's sick.
Wait that's cool.
I like that.
Oh, okay, it's busted it
Here's the behind the eco card out there I got it. I got it. We're down. Yeah max out. I
Do your face door face. Oh my god. I'm so bad. They have no idea
oh my god there's a fashion shop for the characters what oh my escape mall
fashion shop I don't see it not on your map escape open your phone oh my god
There's some crazy skins
Moe
Yeah, oh first one
What should we do today I don't do vague request another new day I don't like this one
You can pick the character the right type of a bunch of changes.
I think you can scroll up and pick out all your characters.
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Okay, so where's all the outfits that are available like let's say
Oh
Buy some of these skins
Yeah
Oh my god, she got text messages from the blue- blue-haired cat girl.
What'd she say?
How about you mind your own business? She's talking to me.
I'm allowing boss level 2. I think it had level 10.
Gaze is the child of love.
Recipient confirmed.
I can't.
I'm ready.
Another new deck.
Miss Kay.
She wants to get ice cream with me.
No, that's that. And I know. No, no, just no.
And I know that's gappa. I'm gonna go to a car repair shop instead of-
You can gift her stuff for more affections.
Oh my god stop really?
Bottle five
That's all with your car. I'll take the cat girl
Well, I'll see at the race then I'm sure you'll have nice clothes over there. It'll be very useful
Come on
Uh...
Uh, modifications.
Jack?
You can tune your car apparently.
I'm doing already where you go. Oh wow. You're actually locked in. Holy. Oh my I can change the inside as well
I want like this like that that wants the inner lining like this
yep yep tires I don't get it
okay now how do I buy all this 4.9 mil
I got card number 29 wait it actually yeah
Yeah.
I do, but it's...
Oh my...
Brother!
It turned on a diamond!
Okay, race now!
No, race!
I
Wait, can we buy viewers with the friends tab? I think you can yeah, but we have to add it all more of one time
Okay, I forgot to do it I do the racing I
Clicked it. I'll be something ready. Yeah, I'll be somebody
You get when you click start raise let me down
Time
Thank you, I'm gonna do
Yeah, I really don't
Back you up
That's a little broke you if you got a broken car. Don't you up? Oh my god. Are you in me?
Wait, it is during the same game. Yeah
But they got beater cars, tg. Nice shadow.
Oh, did we lose?
Wait a minute, but I'm not gonna lose this, are you kidding me?
Wait, yours is purple.
Yeah.
Holy shit, I crashed, man.
Wow, it's slippery, it's slippery.
No, it's not.
It's hella slippery you're lying and it's crashed!
I'll bring my tire, no you didn't, I actually can't drive I'm getting owned.
Wait, no I didn't dude!
Holy shit I'm crashing, I'm just forever crashing.
I just went off the map it's over.
I had full traction all the way through.
I never even saw you didn't realize I swear it's like I'm losing the ground
No, no, no, no, it's it's the ice bro like it's fine on the normal road, but on the ice I'm getting cold
I didn't say you have ice we did you got wheels for the winter what?
How'd you know what met we were gonna get and my dear the devs are in your stream aren't they no they're not
Yeah, it's it's broke
But we're so stupid you're kidding your full traction on the ice no way you're seven hundred meters from me insane
I can't fucking drive
You should be doing the fashion whatever bonding whatever loud. I'm here my car. It's a real car headed
Nice nice you get ice fucking wheels in the dead put us on an ice map pool
Did the mat go?
Yeah, I think it aren't.
Good one.
Thanks.
Let me know when we finish.
Yeah, alright, finish. Alright.
I mean, I did the mat. If we calibrated it for the ice, I was faster.
faster yeah true but you didn't okay oh you know H puts on her for comfort
mode no I don't want what's coming up it is any on my wings limit I do do a
One more, what do you want?
Yeah, I'm loading.
Let me know whatever.
I'm ready, you ready?
One second, one second, I'm ready, yeah.
Go, go, go.
Go, sorry.
Match.
I insecure.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Oh, yep, it's us.
Look, this guy's a go-kart.
Yeah, lock in it.
I saw that.
This map is sick!
That actually looks nice.
Nope.
I'll retry it.
Wait, it's slippery!
Hey!
It's fine for me.
Wait for me!
I'm not waiting!
It's slippery! Locked in!
I mean, my wheels are good for this. I have perfect traction.
Okay, it's a little slippery. I'm good. I'm good.
Okay, it's a little slippery. This map is crazy.
this is short gun I didn't take it yeah I saw that no I'm so good
Now watch this
Holy driving him
Get on
Let me get out of the devil to go garden, but you have a night in the lower car
Yeah, I just overtook you up. I got overtaken by this is on me
This guy's driving up like a like a Corolla man, and he's he's twice as fast as me this guy's cheating
Why they?
No you guys are almost one. Okay, you just jump you jump you jump. I crash
This guy's not crouching this guy's practice is not important. He's a beta tester. He's played this game before
Okay, this guy's a beta tester if you could tell this guy knows what he's doing. I skip the short cut again
I'm gonna take this guy. I'm gonna get lost it's over
But how the guy has the lead them for the watch on the game
Wait
Nah, you just finished it was point four seconds faster than me. Nah with it with a normie car, man
It's so thick in here
I
That's cool
How do I sell it to King I
Don't know but you if you want to check out the whale. It's the anomaly deep blue sorrow. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Um
There's a lot more things to do
There's a lot of city districts to discover. A lot of characters to play and anomalies to encounter.
Press story and a rich city to explore. All for free. By downloading and playing for free. Neverness to everness.
Imagine a lot of fun. Did you enjoy it?
That was fun. I liked the horror anomaly.
horror anomaly like low-key I got a little jump-skate when they're like in
the doomstroll one yeah the guy run past the windows look you go low-skate
like I'm on so I'm a little scenery
they're nice thoughts
yeah yeah I'll have to level up my my weapons off-stream when we play
Yeah we got our empty scrims tonight Dr.Stream you're good for it right?
Yep yep I'll see you there I uhmm...
I'm just gonna step out three liangza
boom, winner
please just respond as always, evernus
evernus, evernus, sorry
I enjoy playing with Mendo, always cool to play it with my friends and um, yeah, as you
join I think I'm going to do a good job.
Yo GGs, thanks for checking out with me.
Yep, of course.
I can't want to do the story, but I guess I'll do it later.
I think it's actually good it was very engaging.
I'm actually impressed by how big the world is.
Anyway, that was a check.
Hey GGs, see you after the shoot.
Is it thick?
Yep, it's absolutely a big piece.
Put it in.
All right.
I'm going to be able to order some food,
and we will do a thankshield for actual game.
Very cool.
All right.
Hmm
No, that's again, but I meant like a like a mumbra. I mean
Jai, I mean I mean so what Joe what what what my speed is it's okay?
any clips?
I was like, I can't see my screen, I'm lucky.
I
Hmm
Okay, it's really some pretty shit, but never seen James and water whereas a warmer limits you see it says litter is exhausted
They didn't check for them sake, you should hire an urgent professional.
Yeah, actually that is the thing.
No, it is the thing. They could just hook you with some IV.
Yeah, you should have a guy who's doing IV all the time, lucky.
Well, they're like big IRL stretches.
Oh, man.
You're totally not going IRL, actually? That's insane.
Okay boys, what else is going on in the world chat now we have to check out.
I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of hungry a little bit.
Oh, you know what?
So I was only going to bring you a little snack and a brownie.
Come on, Hunter, welcome to the jungle.
It's QC.
Don't drop your phone. Don't drop your phone.
Adrena, right over here.
Why do we do this right up...
Why did we do four countries?
When we just got done doing two countries the day before.
It's QC.
That was not my plan.
That was not my plan.
One day?
Why didn't we do it after an easy day?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh, wait.
We gotta start at home!
We gotta start at home!
We gotta start at home!
We gotta start at home!
What is going on here?
What is going on here?
Chab!
Everything's alright?
What are you going over here?
Shred on girl.
Shred on girl.
Shred on girl.
Shred on girl.
Right now.
It's your place.
It's your place.
Jack, how does it work?
Don't, Jack.
Jack.
Did he fly in the middle of the street?
She might be a little too much of a job.
Excuse me.
Stop touching him one day!
Stop, Thomas!
Stop!
You know when you're sick.
I'm gonna have life.
And I'm gonna have like, I'm gonna have like traits like Counter Strike that you can buy
and roll through and get like skins.
Check this thing in this game, is it actually good or not?
I don't think it's good.
Oh man, it's gonna be the craziest thing ever.
Watch out, where, watch out, where is this Twitch streaming?
I'm going to do the same thing last time that I got killed by a new one, but it's supposed to do. Watch.
Watch this. What is this?
See, that's what it's supposed to do.
Now, why that didn't happen last night?
What's that?
Meet up with other ships, and it can do propellant transfers,
which is really the core technology that you need to unlock Starship.
Once you unlock that capability, the whole solar system is on your doorstep.
And right now, what we're doing is we're actually going through checkouts,
so we're actually kind of bringing the rocket to life.
We've never built a ship v3 before and gotten it to the state of production.
So we are going to have special things to this specific vehicle that are going to be odd,
but there's also things about the architecture as a whole that we don't really know how
to deal with, because we've only done stimulation, we've only built fluid models, how we think
a ship v3 operates, now we have a real deal of mech source.
to be able to go fly that and have complete missions
excessive that is really unique for rocket engine.
That comes from a lot of work among many engineers
to consolidate the hardware.
The effect of that is that it's actually
a higher reliability design.
So a few parts is cheaper faster to build.
So that allows us to make a lighter vehicle.
Actually it's a more reliable vehicle to overall
just build a better rocket.
Achieving full reusability of an engine like this is really something that people haven't done before.
The goal is to get the engine to behave in a similar way to the engines on commercial airplanes.
Frequently in interactions with people outside of SpaceX.
The perception is that things far beyond what have ever been done before are impossible.
I think it's been impossible.
The reality is that down the line, all these inventions, like min-maxing all these things,
end up being useful in something else, in other shit.
It's what it is.
It has a profound impact on a lot of different technologies, on a lot of different fields.
We are not breaking the law, something is going to stand.
We're just trying to leverage this.
They don't need to die effectively.
They're getting dead.
10.
That's like a colon.
My intention to all be United Operators is to file a grown-up GoPro for today's operations.
And main objective today is to attend an engine static fire.
Static fire is the culmination of the engineering process.
We are bringing all of them.
It's just that
The piece of the plan together and we're lighting the engines
And if you make it through that you have pretty good confidence that you're in a good position to go fly a board
I don't know one looks like we kicked out do two combustors from apex bank being pulled in
What's like the end time of two point one three five seconds?
We successfully lit all 10 engines.
They were ramping up the power.
Everything was looking good.
Stage and engines combined.
However, there was a pad side abort called.
So what that means is some sort of sensor tripped.
And from there we command a fast shutdown.
Yeah, I thought it was going to come from for sure.
It was a hard one, and discussion since we had to drop all the engines afterwards, and
thankfully ten of them were salvageable, which is good.
We saw some data right after static fire that showed about half the engines had what looked
like mechanical damage, basically as a result of the really fast shutdown.
So we brought the booster back to Mega Bay.
We then decided to remove all ten engines from the booster, so that we could troubleshoot
and understand what's going on those ten.
I'm just telling you how far this rocket is on being actually manufactured by back-filling engines from the 20th.
Check, they make all those, if they make all their own parts and all their own shit, it must be not too crazy.
All right, additional operators on LVN 1. Today's main objective is a 33 engine to the side of fire, B19.
Okay, doing a little pull coming up in one minute.
So, we're doing our static fire today with all 33 engines.
This is the final go-no-go poll for today's operations.
Set a fireman to this move, no?
So, in software.
Go.
A-1.
Go.
Reaptor.
Go.
Stage.
Go.
C-E.
Go.
G-C-2.
Go.
G-C-1.
Go.
Uh, me and Joe, yeah, I'm ready.
Two guys, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5.
Just press it, brother.
3, 2, mission.
Wow.
and
wait to dodge time
we kicked out early all teams triage alert prepare for offload
well sound is so slow today we have ordered our second attempt of the b19 full count stackfire
we actually had another pad abort on the diverter
engine start up and then ultimately lost some of our sensors on one of the ramp manifolds.
It basically said that the manifold pressure was lower than we believe that it probably
was and it kicked us out at C plus 1.88 seconds.
It's just tough because there are some things that are hard to test ahead of time.
So the diverter, you can test as much as you want but you can't obviously test for
what theoretical vibe and environment you're gonna see
when the engines are turned on.
Any time that you walk into an operation
where you wanna turn on 33 of these enormously powerful engines
and get them all to work together
and walk away from it in one piece, that is a win.
I think every test is always a success
and we had a bunch of findings on the ground systems.
Yeah, it's all like aerospace engineer,
like running on it or something,
These guys are like, uh, something else.
Vehicle and the engines, and I think we're really good to flag
at this point, but definitely a better sweet day.
We have a saying called, only the paranoid survive.
The idea behind it is that there is an enormous amount
of information and data that's coming to you,
and if you can use that wisely,
you can usually use that to figure out
where things are going to go wrong in the future.
and then they go every time that we...
...troll up.
All of this with river straws and...
The journey of SpaceX is a journey to give humans access
to the solar system and beyond,
which is really the goal for Starship.
What's going on?
The impact that this rocket is going to have on the world.
I don't think those people can really happily change this map.
This is such a wild ride. The highs are high, the lows are low.
It's really hard to take it to ultimately launch and keep going.
Which is going to be amazing.
It's not impossible just because it's far beyond what has been done before.
We've proved that time and time again.
That's 15.
This is your GLOBE.
Federation.
A what now?
A GLOBE? You mean a truth or?
You mean a Twitter?
Yesterday SpaceX launched Starlink Group 6-1.
This was their first block of many Starlink V2 satellites and that comes with a change in
design adding a few new features and a new deployment system which doesn't leave the
tension rods floating as debris in space and this gives us a new camera angle.
This is from the top of the tension rods looking down on the satellite stack in the
second stage. Watch as the tension rod moves across and you can see the satellites already separating out.
It's pretty cool because we get to see the satellites, the second stage and Earth of course
moving in the background. You can see the camera attached to the top of the tension rod in these
pre-flight photos. Also visible during the deployment. And it just goes around and then
drops on the top. It's presumably there to absorb any impact energy should these hit the
the second stage that will prevent any damage and also stop this from rebounding and potentially
hitting any satellites.
Yesterday SpaceX launched Starlink Group 6-Dash.
Oh they moved themselves actually?
Actually interesting.
Yesterday SpaceX launched Starlink.
I should never have been asking about coming on stream and the touring of SpaceX facilities.
Wait really?
Wait, what's wrong with my mouse?
It's so, so, so, like, unfast.
Yeah, it was bugged.
Oh, honey.
Pull the trigger.
You've met someone bigger.
One less lonely-
Yo, yo, yo, I am the actor-goat
for reacting that fast, out of the notes.
That nobody does it like me.
To deliver you tonight, Mr. Count.
Jack, that was insane.
You see how quick I paused that?
It just because I'm him.
Um, you got my vision there.
200 million super voting shares.
It hits a 7.5 trillion.
Huh?
Chat, how do you even validate only at seven trillion dollars though? Is there only like eight billion on earth?
16 million shares of it within the values
That must will not receive a single share if the company fails to reach the board's vision targets
And I must decide if I'm really like of a fifty four thousand dollars per year since doesn't that mean it?
Okay
Mars or colony? I didn't see it.
Okay.
Either we're not going to be here or it just like it's you won't need to say for a time. If any of the things that we've said are true, saving for retirement will be irrelevant.
Yeah, give us some hormones there.
What is the lie? What do you say?
Yeah, I'm like half of this thing.
Jack, I was watching the movie earlier and I forget what it was.
We need to finish the log writers.
I don't think we'll finish them today. They're gonna get me some annoying.
I'm not gonna lie. They're gonna get me a noise if I get me.
It's just, boy, it's a little bit tedious. I like it.
No?
Oh, I clicked on a video earlier, I want to watch, hold on a-
Chat, lemme just- lemme just get into the door trying.
It was, uh, what's the name again?
Patrick.
It'll say- it'll- no, it didn't say if you watch.
Jonah Hill once said,
I think I'm pretty good at making movies,
but I am not good at being a famous person,
and then spent his whole career proving exactly that.
Everybody has a different perception of Jonah.
Jonah. Some see him simply as a comedy film legend. Some see a seven-point Neppo baby who
takes himself too seriously. Other see a toxic man-child who weaponizes therapy speak to control
his girlfriend. And if they aren't talking about any of those things, they're hyper-focused on his
weight loss and weight gain, gawking at him like some sort of zoo animal. Over the years, Jonah has
attempted to respond to all of the hatred towards him, but every time he does, things only get
worse critics and fans never seem to be satisfied making it seem like he just can't do anything right
I came up like you know in goofy comedies and this kind of like curly haired overway kid and everyone
had their own opinion on what I should be how they could speak to me how they could treat me
Jonah Hill went from a complete nobody to securing roles in countless early 2000s comedy
bangers the 40 year old virgin grandma's boy click accepted knocked up Evan Almighty
In two short years, he became a reliable secondary or tertiary character that would give audiences funny moments.
Ask me about my winner!
However, it's unsurprising that Jonah got so many opportunities early on considering he fits the standard definition of a Hollywood nepo baby.
Jonah's father, Richard Feldstein, is an extremely successful Hollywood business manager who manages the business and financial affairs of high net worth and high income clients.
Richard started as an accountant for various Hollywood acts and notably served as the accountant for the iconic rock band Guns N' Roses.
Jonah's mother, Sharon Feldstein, is a costume and fact.
I don't want to give a shit about, um, if somebody's like a, a nepo baby in that, in that role, the guy had roles that fit who he is and he did wonderfully at that role.
I mean, I don't give a shit.
If, if somebody got a job he doesn't deserve and they can't deliver, yeah, a nepo baby, I'm not gonna get mad about it, I'm not sure, whatever.
But I can't think, and of course by design, but anybody would do a better role in a lot of the role that he was successful at.
He did exactly the job.
As a designer in Hollywood, her first big job was working as an assistant to Mr. Daniels, who was the executive producer,
on the set of the popular 70s and 80s show, Taxi.
And from there, worked on various popular 80s and 90s TV productions.
Jonah grew up in Hollywood, and with his parents' connections, he had too big of an advantage to fail.
Then again, he proved to the world that his parents weren't the only reason he would be successful after his hilarious performance in the smash hit Superbad.
Superbad was written by Seth Rogen and his childhood best friend, Evan Goldberg, to loosely resemble their real experiences as teenagers.
Teenage Seth would be played by Jonah Hill, making it his first leading role on a major Hollywood set.
Jonah knew this was his biggest opportunity to date, so he wanted to make sure everything went perfect.
He did not hold back from letting everyone know that he did not want Christopher Mince-Plaas to get the role of Fogel, aka McLovin.
Immediately after Chris's audition, Jonah Hill was like, not that guy.
In the film, Seth and Fogel have animosity towards each other, which was also the case behind the scenes.
Yo!
Seth Rogan said...
Yo what? This is your hot take.
I think that's a good thing.
Because when they play their role, it'll actually play into the ke-
They don't even have to act because the method acted.
and it becomes like a mash of me, they build itself.
I don't mind that.
I don't mind that.
They all have animosity towards each other,
which was also the case behind the scenes.
Seth Rogen said, Jonah Effing hated him.
He was all over Jonah's lines,
completely disrespectful of the process,
probably due to a lack of experience.
Then Jonah said, Chris just immediately shut me down.
So combative.
I was really annoyed because this guy
wouldn't let me say anything.
Jonah Hill hated me so much after my audition.
I walked out, I get it.
I was 17, I was not a professional actor.
I kind of went in, I was in high school
and we're playing high school kids.
So like Jonah's roasting me
and you remember being in high school,
you were just like, yeah, it's my buddy roasting me.
I'm like, it's not gonna bother me.
I'm gonna roast him back.
And that's what I did in the audition
and I left the room.
I was like, oh my God, and Seth signed my script
and I thought this is gonna happen, oh my God.
And Jonah's like, that guy.
So like Judd Apatow and Greg Matola
and Seth Rogen's like, that guy, don't cast that guy.
and they all said, we gotta cast that guy.
After Jonah told director Judd Appetown not to hire Chris,
he said, that's exactly why we're hiring him.
It couldn't be more perfect.
The fact that it bothers you is exactly what we want
and their intuition was right.
Jonah despising Chris only helped the hilarious dynamic
between their characters on screen.
Can you say something to me?
I wasn't with you when we parked.
I have a dude you saw from a bar that I was parking there.
You should have said something.
I didn't think we were gonna be that long, you know?
I didn't, she's a stupid.
Since McLovin became nothing short of a cultural icon
after the movie's release,
Jonah's contempt for him makes him seem
like a jealous co-star in hindsight.
Despite having far less screen time than Jonah,
McLovin stole the spotlight.
Maybe Jonah knew Chris was great
and tried to prevent his casting
to make himself look better.
Or maybe he was just young,
working on a life-changing project,
and his stress was through the roof.
But you'll notice Jonah's petty behavior would grow to become more of a pattern.
Like if you sit down and you really think about it, why would you get mad?
Like, it's obvious that's his role in the show.
Is he so outrageously goofy that it'll be a more intense spotlight.
Fairness that years went on.
Jonah's role as Seth is considered by many to be the best work of his entire career.
He delivered countless hilarious moments that remain quotable 20 years later.
Hey Greg, why don't you go fish your pants again?
Like eight years ago. Oh people don't forget super bad became one of the most successful in my personal favorite early
2000s comedy films securing three hundred million dollars when including revenue from DVD sales
Unfortunately, it also cemented Jonah Hill as the funny fat guy of Hollywood. So do you think it's important to be unattractive to be funny?
Can skinny people be funny I
I don't think it has to do with like anything besides just being funny and like being yourself.
How heavy were you in Evan O'Marcy?
I just don't think it's like an impor- I don't think it has-
The interviewer is done, the response is done.
Bang.
Just one of those things where like, you're trying to find who's wrong, whatever, everybody
is wrong with it.
There's nothing to do with like, what?
Even though that interview clip was a comedic sketch, it does accurately reflect the way
reporters and the general public treated Jonah.
Hollywood determined that his weight was a defining trait that made him valuable.
He often got cast as the overweight, awkward guy who constantly was the butt of the joke.
He even defined his iconic role in Superbad.
But unfortunately for Jonah, his on-screen image also defined his real life too.
You see, comedies have a way of blurring the line between the character and the real
life actor.
Comedy films often look like normal people hanging out and saying funny things.
And because of that, audiences often assume what they're seeing is just an exaggerated
Diversion of the actors real personality and for Jonah that meant a lot of people didn't see him as someone playing a role
They saw him as the funny fat guy and nobody knew it yet
But Jonah despised this and he knew if he kept accepting the role if he despised it and then don't be funny and don't be fat
Oh wait, that's what he did. It's the funny fat guy
Then he would never be able to escape this caricature of himself from there
He did take on secondary roles in films like strange wilderness for getting Sarah Marshall and funny people
but none match the success of Superbad.
And while voice acting roles in How to Train Your Dragon and Megamind kept him paid,
in 2011 he made efforts to establish himself as a-
He was great, Emily.
Uh, Moneyball, he did fantastic.
Probably is top two.
Top three best role.
Moneyball, he went fucking heavy.
He showed that he can do it.
He can be funny through nuance.
He can be funny through not trying too hard.
He's given a- he's given a role that's more serious
and a little bit, a little bit.
It's supposed to be funny.
It was funny and worldly.
It wasn't meant to be funny.
A legitimate actor after he landed a major role in the sports drama, Moneyball, alongside
well-respected actors like Brad Pitt and Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Moneyball was one of those rare films that was loved by both critics and fans.
Jonas' performance was so great, it earned him his first Oscar nomination for Best Supporting
Actor, which you could tell he felt was a major highlight of his career.
I hope it never sinks in in a real way.
because it's just so exciting for my family and when you say you want to become an actor,
it just, you know, you shouldn't ever do things for awards or things like that.
You should do it because you love them, but something like this just says, hey, you may
be supposed to be doing the profession you're doing.
But Jonah still had a lot to prove.
Even to his co-star Brad Pitt, in a promotional interview for Moneyball, Brad heavily implied
that Jonah was not a serious actor.
If you could adopt a personality trait or mannerism from one of your moneyball co-stars,
what would it be?
Any one of them!
Get in there, sit right here, that could be one of them, if it's Phil Hoffman or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, no, I gotta go with a serious actor.
Okay.
As if his co-star calling him unserious wasn't bad enough.
Okay, whoa, okay, that was pretty crazy, Jesus, yo, that's not a biscuit, it has
to be a biscuit.
A serious actor.
Okay.
his co-star comment when Sirius wasn't bad enough, Jonah's worst nightmare started coming
true.
Instead of his performance being the main topic of conversation, his physical appearance
was becoming central to his identity.
After Money Ball, he started trying to slim down a bit, and tabloids about Jonah for
his manate comments about his weight.
Writing things like, Jonah Hill looks like he's regained all the weight he lost a
while back and his fans couldn't be happier?
Hey, they're just thinking about his career, implying that he can't be considered
funny if he loses weight. You can tell that Jonah tried to downplay his weight.
What what what the people think, what the critics think, what the fucking press thinks is completely
irrelevant. Because he has locked on his career, does things for his career, whatever. So be it.
End of story. Bang. It's I mean, you can show yes, all the cards.
He lost as he definitely did not want all of his interviews to devolve into just talking
about his body. All my friends were in college. So I was living like a like a frat guy.
Everyone was just drinking beer and even taking out my friends, yeah.
And as I mature, even with this movie, I'm maturing as an actor and growing up in front
of everybody's eyes.
It's just a certain time where you go, all right, it's time to be a responsible adult.
You've got to be stopping the kid at some point.
Was there buildup to it or was it just like one day and a half?
One day I made a file, looked up a nutritionist and called him up and went and...
Do you mind me asking how much you've lost or anything?
I don't mind at all.
I just don't know.
I didn't know before, after, whatever.
Did you ever worry that people would perceive you differently?
I talked to Seth about that when he lost a bunch of weight.
No, it's so funny.
I think people make such a big deal about that.
But I think of anything, it's like you
can do different all kinds of parts now.
It's like when you're a big guy, you can't play a thin guy.
You're limited.
It's impossible unless you use that.
Like Captain America or digital stuff or whatever.
Are you getting hotter chicks?
Oh man, no, man.
Don't worry about that.
Don't worry about that.
I have a lady that's great.
But eventually, he would shut down
interviewers bringing up the subject completely.
Is it a hot or chicken?
Are you still considered the fat guy
when you go to a party or anything?
Because I run into that a whole lot.
I'm the fat one.
So is that just, are you the fat guy in Hollywood still?
Or is everybody like, look at you, and they're like, oh,
wow, this is great.
Now you're hot.
Halfway through the question, five words in a dish
that I realized that his face wasn't changing.
OK, the dumb question, move on.
I should have been like, you know what?
Let me rephrase that and do something else.
What a dumb-ass interviewer.
What a stupid ass.
Do you have any other questions that are smart?
For a while, Jonah handled these types of comments
like a pro, laughing it off,
or just avoid engaging with it at all.
Because when you're a celebrity of his scale,
there's a pressure to stay composed,
don't overreact or give anyone a moment
they can turn into a headline.
Because if they crash out,
then that becomes the story.
Jonah-
Well, I mean, yeah, I kind of agree.
Bro, I can't answer to you, champ.
People are probably used to think that,
oh, this guy's a guy who gets made fun of
and can take it and can reduce the rebuttals
and have fun with it.
And then he doesn't have fun with it.
That's like the worst thing you can do
when mapping in it.
Like, yeah, you can deal with it later,
but if that becomes, goes on the internet,
bro, you're gonna get shit on.
Eventually started giving critics a piece of his mind
which did not fix anything.
It actually made his life much worse.
After meeting Jonah in person back in 2012,
CNN anchor Don Lemon tweeted,
said hi to Jonah Hill in a hotel.
Think he thought I was a bellman.
I didn't know his name till the bellman told me,
a lesson to always be kind.
And before we get into Jonah's response,
this tweet is a perfect example
of how Jonah Hill simply could not do anything right
to satisfy the media.
In the same breath, Don downplays Jonah Hill
by saying he didn't even know who he was,
essentially implying that he-
Hey, this is implying that this guy should be,
should be respected based on the who he is, whatever.
Uh, like, fuck off.
Just fuck off.
He's not that important, but still expects Jonah
to respond to him with a certain level of warmth and respect.
It's this weird double standard
where a celebrity can be reduced to just some guy,
but still expected to act like a celebrity.
Unfortunately, Jonah's response only further painted him
as emotionally insecure.
I said, hi, what do you want me to do?
Move in with you?
I was in a hurry.
didn't realize you were a 12 year old girl, peace.
He continued, I walked out of the restroom
and found you waiting for me.
Shook hands, said hi, and was on my way.
Sorry if you found that rude.
I replied, was waiting for luggage.
Bellman and I laughed at how self important you were,
just being honest.
Bro, ironically, this guy said on point to me
that he needs to be given a dialogue.
Like his presence should be rewarded
with with with more than a hello gives a shit the fact that he tweets that
that he tweeted any of this out to be able to
means that
he has all these expectations that i have to be treated guys is going to
if some guy didn't say hello i'm gonna fuck
i don't do a tweet about it
it's fleeting but don't couldn't be more wrong about his stardom because
jono was skyrocketing in success at the time proving he was still a comedy
powerhouse with the release of twenty one jump street police over two
$200 million at the worldwide box office and once again gave us hilarious moments that will be quoted for a lifetime
But as Jonah's star power increased his inability to let things roll off his shoulders would get worse as time went on in
2013 Jonah was interviewed by the Rolling Stone alongside Seth Rogen in anticipation of his upcoming film
This is the end which is a stoner comedy about a bunch of potheds facing the apocalypse
However, the interviewer seemed entirely unhappy with Jonah's responses.
Seth, we say, coming out of our reverie, no, I'm Jonah.
Hill says blankly, that's a great way to start.
We blanch, sputter, cough, and try to explain ourselves, but Hill is apparently in no mood
to cut anyone any slack, which may just be how he is.
He is serious.
He is.
Which I'm not, and neither are Franco or Danny, Rogan had told us.
By starting the interview off referring to him as Seth, Jonah is being reduced
to the super bad character, people refuse to let him outgrow.
And the moment he pushes back, not even aggressively,
just correcting it, now he's the problem.
Because to the interviewers, they were just joking.
They try to break the ice and begin talking about exercising,
to which Jonah replies,
my workout routine is of little relevance.
For a while, they converse with Jonah.
Okay, at this point, just stop the interview with low key.
Like, it's fine to say, yo, listen, this is not going,
like, we could just take a chill out on this.
But I gotta be able to do this is like a-
go smoothly until I ask the question that pisses him off.
Likeed when they asked, what kind of a farder is he?
His eyes nearly jump out of their sockets.
I'm not answering that dumb question.
I'm not that kind of person.
Being in a funny movie doesn't make me have to answer dumb questions.
It has nothing to do with who I am.
Jonah continued, I've done one of the biggest challenges you can do in Hollywood, which
is transition from being a comedic actor to being a serious actor, and I'm really
prideful of that.
I could have made a billion dollars doing every big comedy of the last ten years and didn't
in order to form a whole other life for myself.
Now I have fulfillment doing both.
The authors of the article then wrote, that being the case though, you'd think he'd be
able to relax.
Jeff, do you see what stuff is that?
He kind of gives the world his sensitive point and people hammer on it and say,
oh my god, it's kind of a sad world out there but you can't give people exactly
where your head shot is at. Like, when you say, guys, my head shot is my weight and what people
are gonna do with your weight things all the time. Like, it's what people do. It's sad, but it's
what it is. Like, you can't do that.
Acts a little bit. Open up. Take it easy. Once again, Jonah is in a situation where he cannot
win. The interviewers expected him to act like the same goofy, raunchy character he played on
screen because that's what people associated him with. If he leaned into it, he'd just
reinforce the exact stereotype he was trying to move away from, but the moment he tried to take
himself seriously, he came across as uptight and rude. Then again, some people think Jonah's attitude
comes across like he is doing this Daniel Day Lewis level method acting. He did two serious
dramas at this point, and the rest were comedies. He still had a lot of work to do to prove his
dynamic range as an actor. Jonah was so determined to be taken. Have to. Have to. Sometimes
people have break, like, like a breakthrough roles that really say what they can do.
Um, I think my opinion, Pattinson had that, uh, he had a couple roles that really, it
only took one or two people said, okay, this guy's not just a, the twilight guy.
He's not just this bullshit, like a cookie cookie cutter guy.
Like he can actually pull some shit off.
And now you can only take one or two.
It's that simple.
And seriously, that he took a minimum salary of just $60,000 to play as Donny
alongside Leo DiCaprio.
in the Wolf of Wall Street. Not only did he know the movie would be a hit and help him build a new
reputation in Hollywood, but he wanted to work with one of the greatest directors of all time,
Martin Scorsese. As far as Jonah Hill is concerned, yeah, I met him in Mexico and he basically said
to me, I know people like this. I know what these people represent in the culture. I've met
people like this and there's nobody on earth that should play this character except for me.
I'm the man for this job.
And I said, I know I hear you.
He's like, no, no, you don't understand.
This is my favorite script I have ever read in my life.
And I'm destined to play this.
So I immediately called Marty.
He said, there's an actor out there
that really feels like they're the person of the job.
But I think Marty met him a week later.
And I heard it was one of the best meetings he'd ever
had with Marty.
I heard him hired him kind of on the spot.
and in a lot of ways Jonah Hill set the tone for this film. I think he really is one of the most unbelievable,
unbelievably talented improvisational actors I've ever gotten the opportunity to work with
and took scenes and directions that we never even thought possible.
Donnie is probably in contention with being Jonah's most memorable performance next to Superbad.
Although Wolf of Wall Street is a comedy, Jonah approached the role with a level of
commitment that went beyond just being the funny side character. He fully leaned into the
the world of the film, making you believe he truly was this desperate, greedy, power-hungry,
twisted businessman who was constantly on hard drugs. But again, more fame meant more attention
from the media who wanted to push him to his limits. Except this time, he would have to make
a formal apology for his actions. On May 30th, 2014, Jonah Hill was walking through the streets
of Los Angeles as two paparazzi followed him, filming him.
I like the short spell, bro. They are pretty sexy.
Yo!
For the next minute or so, they followed behind him, not saying much, but filming and taking pictures.
Typical, annoying paparazzi.
However, at the end of the interaction, Jonah called the cameraman the homophobic F-slur.
Have a good day, Joe.
Oh! A real bully!
At the time, many of Jonah's fans...
Well, Jack, what if he was still in character from that one movie, though?
like we've been practicing for this role and he has to say it all the time and we don't know about it.
And there should have been.
This defendant is suggesting that the paparazzi were knowing the stalkers.
The gentleman decided to use some time on his Jimmy Fallon appearance to apologize for using the word.
You know, I didn't mean it in a homophobic way.
I think that, that doesn't matter, you know, how you mean things doesn't matter.
Words have weight in meaning.
And the word I chose was grotesque and...
Holy.
You know, no one deserves to say or hear words like that.
I've been a supporter of the LBGTQ community my entire life and-
Holy.
Y'all, he took a pause at the lock-in to get all the letters in order.
Right to go, oh, hold on, L, it's the L, a G, holy fuck, lock-in, lock-in, lock-in.
No, come on, bro.
The members of that community and everybody else down-
He said it back with the middle.
... like that this weekend.
Apology accepted.
He seemed to be very genuine.
That was very responsible and mature of him.
Instead of discussing his upcoming film, 22 Jump Street, many mainstream programs were
refocused onto his controversy.
When speaking with Howard Stern, Hill said,
I think I'm pretty good at making movies, but I'm not good at being a famous person.
After 22 Jump Street grossed over $330 million at the Worldwide Box Office, Jonah Hill had
officially stamped his legacy as one of the best comedic actors of the early 2000s in
2010s.
It seemed like everything he was cast in became an absolute smash hit, but he still had
moments where he felt like he had to call out disrespect from the media.
In a confrontation live on French television, the female co-host made frequent references
to Jonah Hill getting sodomized in his movie This Is The End.
As he received the translations through an earpiece, the host continued with another
joke about a fantasy she had about Hill, saying,
We would meet up in a hotel room at night.
We would chat.
You'd make me laugh.
Then all of a sudden, you'd bring your friends to Caprio and Brad Pitt, and
and then you'd go away.
I'm pl-
Really, bro?
How about instead of doing this performative bullshit these days, when you call out, when
you hear this bullshit on TV, you clip it, you post it, say, what a dumbass weirdo interview,
and you cut his reaction because I don't even want to see it, because you say some
weirdo ass dog shit.
Saying that he was too unattractive for her to sleep with him.
In response, Jonah said, I'm glad I came on this show to get ridiculed by your
local weather girl.
initially appeared that Jonah was simply okay reversal roles now oh oh hi girl
interviewee you know I had this central fancy value last night we're at the
hotel and you bring your hot friend and a big fat bird gets a fucked up my room
for the fuck nice one like holy shit whoa that'd be Jesus can you can we
calm it down like you know I mean laughing the joke off and sending
friendly shots back but his response was completely genuine and after he
He canceled all future media appearances he was scheduled for in France.
The interviewer eventually apologized on camera with the statement,
Jonah, the problem is that for 10 years I have lived with you through your films.
In fact, Jonah, I really had the impression that I knew you.
So last Friday, I thought I was just messing around with a friend.
Yes, but the reality.
Don't do that.
Yeah, don't do that.
Yeah, don't do that.
Um, pair of social fucking loser.
I know everything about you.
Now I'm gonna, I'm gonna act like you know everything about me, and we've been hanging out for years.
He is that we are not friends.
This once again reinforces the friendly, buddy-buddy image a comedic actor is expected to maintain in the eyes of the general public.
Jonah is expected to be able to take a joke at his expense and shoot the sh** with anyone who feels like calling him.
No, I'll actually, I'll just translate it to you.
No, really, it's like I saw you, you were salivated by a three-meter denom in the 10th century
that I thought, that's the man of my life, okay?
And you were salivated?
Busy she said it when I saw you getting so them eyes like it's three meter
Beast in that movie. I knew right there and then that I found the guy my life
No, just audit I don't give a shit nope
Even in contact is bad the both the whole room was weirded out. It's just weird then
She said she had a fantasy. At the same time, I had a fantasy about you. And then she doubled down again.
Okay, God awful. I mean it's a clearly it's a rehearse
She's okay. No, it's that's the way no side about this is that she thought about this probably like the whole wait before this interview
Right and that was her one joke where she's gonna stop the show and do her joke and then deliver her joke
And it's dog shit one and two it is it 100% just like a crit blow at him and it's like
It's parasitical. It's like it's like if he loses a crazy like you know, I mean it's just trash
It's mean, it's trash, and also it's just like this weird sexual spiky fuck-off.
Just odd.
I think French and weird at the end of the beginning.
Fat or ugly, but when he cracks back or tries to correct them, he's the problem.
First of all, you smell good, which is surprising.
Why is that surprising?
I don't know, I just wouldn't think of a guy who would have a nice scent on him.
That's such a like...
I'm gonna really work hard to not take that as a shot.
You know what I mean?
Like, because I think you would smell nice.
A 2016 article bestest.
See, Jack, it's not, it's not, it's really better.
Jack, what's with my humans, right?
Is that something, just off the body language or anything,
something can be funny and it can really be funny, right?
Or something can be funny and then just weird and dark.
Like, it's so little, the things that he could do here
to bring it back to funny
and it chooses to continuously push the weird, awkward vibe.
You know what I mean?
That's such a, like, I'm gonna really work hard to not take that as a shot.
You do that, you know, and move on.
You know what I mean? Like, because I think you would smell nice.
The 2016 article best describes the sort of limbo that Jonah was stuck in,
despite establishing himself as a legitimate actor worthy of Oscar recognition,
he was not taken seriously in the eyes of the public.
The hilarious sidekick roles make up a numerically small but neon bright portion of Hill's career
And no number of contrasting performances can seem to override the public impression of him as a man.
Okay, then lock in, I think your money, direct the movie, write the script, and then be the star of the show in a serious drama
where the guy has a family and then they divorce and become sadder and then pop off or some shit or something like that, like...
You might, at any moment, start hopping the furniture.
Unfortunately for Jonah, the public's perception of him would never change.
His desire for approval as a serious actor,
with his inability to manage the stress of stardom led him to moving away from the silver screen and stepping behind the camera
Focusing more on writing and directing his first major film. He directed in 2018 was called mid 90s
Which was an awesome debut. It is a coming-of-age film about youth skateboard culture in Los Angeles in the 90s
It wasn't a box-office banger
But most definitely a classic that I and many other skate fans thoroughly enjoyed he hadn't stepped away from acting entirely
but his new focus allowed him to fade from the public view while remaining a part of the creative process he fell in love with.
A shift in career direction also marked a willingness to be more open about his insecurities and the difficulty he faced early in his career.
I became famous in my late teens and then spent most of my young adult life listening to people saying that I was fat and unattractive.
And it's only in the last four years writing and directing my movie, Mid-90s, that I've started to understand how much that hurt.
I really believe everyone has a snapshot of themselves from a time when they were young that they're ashamed of for me
It's that 14 year old overweight and unattractive kid
He felt ugly to the world and wanted so badly to be accepted by this community of skaters
However, even as he stepped away from the big screen his physical appearance. Whoa. Whoa. You want to be accepted by community skaters
Brother whether the skaters will crush you like come on brother
But it doesn't even matter if you're good at skating
It doesn't matter if you're good looking yet. You're gonna get made fun of for whatever reason
It guys it's what skitters do like I don't know you've never been to a skatepark before like bro
You get crushed for literally anything you just gotta be able to take it like
France remained a topic in the press
L8 2010s were plagued with articles discussing Jonah's weight and it appeared that there was nothing he could do without it being
brought up one of the best examples of a lot more when I was a sponsor skibbler and I would literally go on tour and I
This is the Daily Mail. It has been documented that Jonah had lost 40 pounds after he stopped
drinking beer, a decision he made all the way back in 2016. The Daily Mail would consistently
find ways to shoehorn this fact into any article they could, regardless of its relation.
Jonah making a quick stop at the coffee shop, they wrote, he lost 40 pounds when he cut
out beer in 2016. Surfing with some friends, they wrote, Jonah Hill pulls down his wetsuit
in Malibu to show off his bare shoes. He says, he lost 40 pounds when he cut out beer in 2016.
in Malibu to show off his bare chest filled with several large tattoos after losing 40 pounds.
And after years of this, Jonah responded to a 2021 Daily Mail article once again about his body
while he was at the beach surfing. I don't think I ever took my shirt off in a pool until I was in
my mid 30s, even in front of family and friends. Probably would have happened sooner if my childhood
insecurities weren't exacerbated by years of public mockery about my body by press and
interviewers. So the idea that the media tries to play me by stalking me while
surfing and printing photos like this and it can't phase me anymore is dope.
As tragic as Jonah's history of ridicule was, it was nice to see that he had finally made peace
with himself and his image. He continued to embrace this new image with a body positivity
tattoo and became saying that peace with it and being at peace are two different things.
And I don't, I don't mean that he, that he wasn't at peace. All I'm saying is that
You have to show that and you have to display that as a human and not on a written post for me to buy the internet
A cultural symbol for self-love. However, this was a double-edged sword
It wasn't just negative comments that bothered Jonah, but even positive comments about his appearance were deeply upsetting to him
I know you mean well, but I kindly ask you not to comment on my body good or bad
I want to politely let you know it's not helpful and doesn't feel good much respect
It was only a matter of time before all of this would compound, and Jonah would announce
a departure from the public eye to manage and deal with what he describes as a 20 year
battle with severe anxiety attacks.
It was clear that Jonah had become much more vulnerable in the latter half of his career.
He had spent years being ridiculed for one of his deepest insecurities, but was now
exposing his most sensitive struggles for the world to see with new confidence.
This was thanks in large part to his commitment to therapy and relationship with
his therapist, Dr. Phil Stutz.
Jonah was so deeply impacted by this that he documented himself attending real therapy
sessions in a documentary titled, Stutz.
The film seeks to normalize therapy and introduce those who may be skeptical of the process.
Dr. Stutz discusses a concept he describes as tools, which are essentially coping mechanisms
and mental habits you can utilize in moments of stress and discomfort.
These tools are the backbone of the documentary's narrative, and Jonah emphasizes their
importance in helping him manage the many stresses of his life.
However, it would come to light that Jonah hadn't entirely used these tools for good,
and he would be accused of weaponizing the lessons he learned in therapy to control and
manipulate his ex-girlfriend.
Jonah Hill made viral headlines in July of 2023 when his ex-girlfriend, Sarah Brady, exposed
text messages he had sent to her two years earlier.
Shortly after, he revealed that he and his current girlfriend were having a child,
plain and simple.
You need surfing with men, boundaryless.
Bro, this is going back to the rule.
I mean, the rule, it should be a, it should be a rule.
What you're allowed, I know people don't,
you're allowed to break up and just fuck off.
Yeah, you're absolutely allowed to do that.
You can break up somebody without licking DMs
and then accusing them of a bunch of shit in the past,
waiting for them to respond, whatever you did to them,
and making it back important to the community.
You're allowed to say, we broke up and I'm fucking off.
You can do that.
You can absolutely.
corporate friendships with men, to model, to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit,
to post pictures, friendships with women who are in unstable places and from your wild recent
past beyond getting a lunch or coffee or something respectful, I am not the right partner for
you.
If these things bring you to a place of happiness, I support it and there will be no hard feelings.
These are my boundaries for romantic partnership.
My boundaries with you are based on the ways these actions have hurt our trust.
Two things in particular stand out.
number one, Sarah is both a professional surfer and model and Jonah specifically tries to restrict
her ability to do those things to continue their relationship.
Uh, uh, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Okay, okay.
Just wrong, just wrong.
It's a boundary.
Then when you respond to that text isn't my job is this, I can't stop doing that.
And I was on your boundaries.
Therefore, we cannot be a run-of-the-partner as moving on and then you fuck off!
Then you fuck off!
It's just that simple.
There's not much else to it.
It's also worth considering that Sarah-
Okay, that's what we said.
I would like to date you and let's say I'm this dumbass ego Andy and say I only date
girls with six digits income, right?
I cannot have sex with somebody.
Who does have six digits income?
So unless you have a slit for six digit income,
we're not dating it.
Oh my God, I'm being manipulated.
I'm being manipulated.
No, okay.
My boundary is six digits or no fucky.
So get the fuck out.
Manipulated, like bro,
I don't think it's there on the chat, is that clear?
I had been doing both of these things
prior to when the two started dating in 2021,
Almost immediately into the relationship, Jonah began making subtle implications that he was uncomfortable with her lifestyle.
He writes,
Oh, and modeling, which is the last profession I would be with as a partner.
She rep-
Go back, go back, I was not locked in.
Relationship, Jonah began making subtle implications that he was uncomfortable with her lifestyle.
He writes,
Oh, and modeling, which is the last profession I would be with as a partner.
She replies,
Well, maybe you should have asked me more about what I do for work before you decided to date me then.
Fair enough.
Now fuck off.
Okay.
Also to him to say fuck off.
Like at this point, at this point, he should know that, okay, now this was the job.
At that point, both of them, it's a 50-50 point.
They're both in the middle and both can fuck off.
And now, if they continue, they're both equally wrong.
Jonah replies, keep taking me for granted.
He sarcastically continues, go model, it's a fulfilling life.
You'll love it.
real depth and substance and sustainability for relationships, but actually, I'm done
with this convo.
Besides his seemingly insecure and petty attitude, much of the discussion was surrounding the
usage of the word boundaries.
Many felt as though Jonah was misusing the word entirely.
On the surface, it sounds like he's-
Leave it to the internet to have somebody vocalize an exact boundary and then say,
it's being used manipulatively.
It's being used to manipulate and take over my life.
Oh, I'm about a fucking snap. I'm so mad being self-aware like he's calmly communicating what he needs in a relationship and trying to avoid
Conflict it frames him as someone who's being honest about difficult topics instead of lashing out or controlling
It isn't secure. It actually isn't secure, but it's a boundary
If my boundary is that I don't hang out with a week who is six six figures six figure income or we're don't hang out
Yeah, I'm being weird and maybe that makes me insecure whatever right, but that's my boundary, right?
It's a real that I don't hang out unless six figures full and it sounds dumb
But if I continue to engage in that right adding not middle yet
I'm wrong for that. I'm wrong at that point if that person like you know me someone outright
And that's what caused many men online to rush to his defense. Yeah, he's insecure. Yeah
But like he says he's not saying like you can't be a human being he's like I wish you well
I just personally don't want you posting your Instagram
I just personally don't want you going in these little surf dates with other men
I just personally don't want a pardons can do that and if you need to do that you go for it
I wish you the best you got it, but I can't have that I think okay, then break up
But it's also it's also if that matter is so strong for him and it's up to him to break up
It's what I'm saying if it's a two-man game if he continues to it
She doesn't quit her job, right?
He doesn't stop doing all that and she continues to engage in that behavior and he chooses to stay with her
Then like it's a both wrong to the best you got it, but I
Think you did a pretty good job. Y'all can't do these or this I don't like that. I don't like that
I don't like that. I don't like that
Isn't that what we wanted people to express themselves. Oh people to be able to just say what they want spin not keep that inside
Spit not ball up. That's what he did
Now sorry, I have a choice to stay or to get
That's it.
However, others interpret Jonah's words entirely the opposite way.
Instead of setting boundaries on his own behavior, he's outlining restrictions on hers, which
she can wear.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fuck.
No!
No!
The boundary doesn't become...
The boundary doesn't become invalid if there's somebody else.
They can just leave.
They can say, I'm not leaving.
I leave.
If if I was somebody like and they go I want to go out to completely naked with no clothes
Now you know that foot. I'm like, you know, I'm I'm not gonna go out somebody who does that. Sorry, okay?
Like you're gonna be completely naked. Well, you know outside in a street like no, no
And that is a battery that extends somebody else and it's still valid
There who she can be around and even the career she had before they met so while it's packaged as a
vulnerability and communication, it can also be interpreted as him attempting to pressure
her into changing her lifestyle to surrender to his expectations.
Sarah also shares a text conversation shortly after an argument.
She voices her frustration at the restraint she feels in the relationship, noting that
she was constantly trying to avoid an uncomfortable situation or argument.
She looks for reassurance from him, describing her insecurity that he would eventually leave
her.
Uh...
Responded with hostility and passive aggressiveness.
You're right.
We can't do surf social things or develop trust until you consider me and make decisions
that give regard to our relationship.
I've been as vulnerable as possible and I'm telling you I am needing you to step up
to the plate.
Which you can.
I am sure of it.
But these losers don't get your time if you want me.
Straight up.
It's consideration.
If you want marriage and family, you can't use the 25 card.
Step up and catch.
people don't get your time or your kindness at the sacrifice of minds. It was also revealed
that Jonah was forcing Sarah to remove pictures or videos he found to be inappropriate from
her social media. Once again saying, I've made my boundaries clear and using degrading
language like it's not my place to teach you. It appears that Jonah-
Jack, I think there's a lot of clues here. A lot of clues. If you thumbs up messages
ironically, you're a fucker. Like I don't, I don't give a shit what he says. Yeah,
insecure, but these these boundaries have been established. If somebody, if somebody's talking about
like, like some problem and how something makes them, makes them uncomfortable, and you thumbs it up
ironically, you're a bitch-ass, you are a fucker. I am so, this trigger the fuck out of me.
Andre's clear and using degrading language like, it's not my place to teach you. It appears
that Jonah would constantly give Sarah an ultimatum, delete these pictures, don't hang out
out with these people, or you don't respect me and I'll break up with you. He consistently
brings up that Sarah doesn't-
When what is the point of being a winner? I don't want me to swear in front of clients.
Um, okay, I guess. Fuck you! Who-who-who-bro-fuck off! Like-
Not respect him when it doesn't read like he has much respect for her, either.
Take some accountability and operate with respect. It's that simple. F that contest,
of that place and f not respecting me in every situation within surf culture or you don't get it and you don't get me
um
It's hurtful and unacceptable to me all of this seriously begs the question why he would start dating someone who clearly doesn't live a lifestyle
That conforms to his own
Why would he choose to date a bikini wearing surfer with allegedly tons of toxic friends if they violated his boundaries
It came across to many that he was extremely insecure and trying to change a woman who he was likely not compatible with.
Others that defend Jonah see this as nothing more than clear communication.
He's being blunt and maybe a bit hostile, but he is angry and we all get angry.
And others see his communication as calculated usage of therapy speak.
Dude's a prime example of someone who-
Chat, if somebody tells you that the job you do and what you do that you love is incompatible, okay?
It might be in the balls a little bit more in your court because if you know that there's no future
We're gonna stop what you do to be with them
Then you have to leave because you know more you know more than they do based on the future that you have for yourself
If it says it you know you being a dentist is shit
And I hate it and we won't be able to get be together if you're a dentist
I don't even find the dentist and I know I want to be this for the rest of my life
But I mean I gotta leave because I know more about my future. Yeah. No, sorry
We're not good when I like we're not going to go out. So she has to cut it
usage of therapy speak dudes a prime example of some
See his communication as
Calculated usage of therapy speak dudes a prime example of someone who learned just enough therapy speak to weaponize it against others
Geez, you don't have boundaries. You're just a controlling act
This was easily the biggest controversy of Jonah's career with countless media outlets labeling his behavior as abusive
However, even those who were opposed everybody wants a search boundaries. Everybody wants
Asked and and given clear-cut consent and when they finally fucking have it
It's exposed to the group chat send out social media
I was harassed look at look at the look at his receipts and tea cluck it like fuck you
To the way he was speaking to his girlfriend were quick to say that this was not abuse insecure. Yes rude. Yes toxic
Potentially but not abuse this created a PR disaster for Jonah
But he chose to stay silent in regards to the situation
However, he did respond through his lawyers after Zoey 101 actress Alexa Nicholas
accused Jonah Hill of shoving her against a door and kissing her without her consent when she
was 16 years old and he was 24. His Italian Marty Singer responded, calling Alexa's accusations
a complete fabrication, adding that it never happened, and that she was a serial accuser
who has made assorted accusations against multiple men in the entertainment industry.
Jonah has continued his separation from the spotlight and hasn't made any form of public
appearance since the call-out. Still to this day, most of what you see from him is Paparazzi
capturing photos of him on the streets of Los Angeles, still commenting on his weight loss
whenever they see him looking different. He recently made headlines again after being pictured looking
completely unrecognizable, although it's worth clarifying he was on set for a movie he's starring in.
Jonah- Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Also,
if you've lost a lot of weight, I got this with you. Like, I think this is the worst
that I'll clothing in. Clothing that half reveals and is loose? Bro, bro. It just looks
It was like you're floating in your old clothes.
It looks goofy.
It's just that simple.
Whenever they see him looking different,
he recently made headlines again
after being pictured looking completely unrecognizable.
Although it's worth clarifying
he was on set for a movie he's starring in.
Jonah Hill's Hollywood legacy is a strange one.
He's undeniably one of the iconic comedic actors
of his generation, responsible for hilarious performances
that have lasted decades.
Yet the conversation around him.
This is the madness to his genius.
This is what it is.
Jeff, this is what I think with art and artists,
and I know it may sound a little cliche,
but this is maybe the illness
and maybe the stupid side of him
that makes him who he is
and makes him does so good in those roles.
And we got to catch a glimpse of his roles
because of that combination of who he is.
Jeff, you cannot just remove a part of somebody.
It's very difficult.
You cannot just take a syringe
and then remove that one negative part of somebody
and think that the rest is going to be intact.
Rarely stays focused on his work for long.
It always drifts back to his body, his personality,
his relationships, anything but the thing
that made people pay attention to him in the first place.
And no matter what version of himself he presents,
there's always a reason to critique it.
If he leans into comedy, he's unserious.
If he tries to evolve, he's pretentious.
If he speaks his mind, he's toxic.
And if he stays quiet, he's guilty.
And that's the uncomfortable reality of his career.
to a lot of people, Jonah Hill just can't do anything right.
But at least he gave the world.
Bro, they just tag anybody who talk to them
and just say, you suck it.
It's not that hard.
You open up your Twitter and you tag them,
you reply, suck it.
And you go about your day.
It's visible.
Oh, a compliment, suck it.
Oh, you don't like me?
Suck it.
Oh, you lost some weight?
Suck it.
Oh, shit, this movie sucks when you're in it?
Suck it.
It's just that.
It does not work to it.
Bro, you're not having to symbolize it.
It's just two words.
So you make a pattern of if you always say suck it,
if you don't know when you're against it or when you're being sincere or
untensier, all they have is just that one sided, one dimensional comment.
Oh, suck it.
Watching John Hill in 21 John Street made me like Jewish people again there.
No one should take anger against one or two individuals and
transforms that into a towards millions of innocent.
No Christian can be labeled anti-Semite knowing Jesus is true.
Thank you John Hill.
That's an unconventional apology, maybe it gets to the goal in some weird way, perhaps?
Have you guys seen that movie in the 90s?
No.
No, I was hella confused because I thought it was a biopic about TSM myth.
I haven't seen it.
Have you guys seen that movie in the 90s?
No.
No, I was hella confused because I thought it was a biopic about TSM myth.
Oh, I get it.
Cuz I love you X thank you cuz his nineties are mid
Ha ha you get a job you get a job 90 is an important at your crank nineties
It's only you may build it but his nineties are bad. So they're mid
So that's like his career that he he wasn't that good at building you get it
460 month sex QCL you guys see that movie in the nineties
No.
No, I was-
It might be the most niche joke ever uttered.
True.
It's not bad.
The delivery is trash, and the topic is so niche that it makes a joke trash, okay?
Jack, this one kinda hits if it was like a Fortnite only, I don't know, I don't think
this is anywhere.
Jack, choosing your audience is part of comedy.
You guys are the most funny joke.
Guys, it's like if you go to another country, people don't even speak English.
And you make a joke in English.
That'd be the funniest joke.
You didn't choose your audience, right?
You learned how to laugh.
Yes, sometimes I do feel void and empty inside, but then I kind of drink coffee and go to sleep
and it kind of forces the next day.
That's the problem.
That's just like being a night-time soy boy.
True.
Yeah, that's true.
That's what you do.
Uh, bro, what do you keep looking at this?
Oh, it's giving me no limits.
Not yet confirmed, the plane hit a drone.
It's good, but I don't know if I had it or hit it.
Interesting.
Uh, you know, if I hit a drone, it was an 80s morning.
What, I mean, should I be the crash?
Yo, brother, that thing is just stuck to the wall.
Parked it on the wall
Okay, there's the post
The car the way he plays
Right there and then kids with that last step back
That bottoms a triple hard scenes fresh meat.
Look at the ball handling right there and get some with that last step back.
Bottoms a triple hard scenes.
I put the new four keys on the game.
I'm driving to the left by his underneath.
That's how my home is guarded out.
I put the new four keys on the game.
I'm driving to the left by his underneath.
That's your shot.
in the last time you niggas picked up a book.
See, that's where I hide my money
in the books in the house.
But one thing I know about a dumb niggas,
he don't kick in your dough, steal your TV,
steal your video game,
might even steal your motherfucking dollars.
You can have a bookshelf
and have all the money in the encyclopedia than books.
Books be full of money.
Your niggas are run through the house,
check it everything.
They won't never think to knock over the goddamn bookshelf.
At least they do it a bit like this.
Just to see what come out.
Nigga would not touch a booksh-
in the- in the-
That's true, I guess.
That's true.
Yeah, that's true.
I
Can't think of many chairs that I'm not watching video
Dog shit every day about chairs really are we this is that was that chair review?
No, what is all these perks?
Follow my command me this bullshit
What is it, Neil?
So we can do the one thing, check.
Guys, guys, guys.
Yes, special avengers, check.
Link me one, the clip, then I'm thinking about it.
Ready?
Check.
Link the exact clip.
It's a clip where the guy has to lock in and they're playing mob of the dead and
it's the old song, then it's like Frank Sinatra playing it.
Bang, check.
Find it.
Five, four, three, two.
Is anybody at it?
Damn.
Damn, nobody has it. Okay, well that's just, that's sweet. Alright.
Okay, this is a good gun, right? The Dempsey?
Okay.
Jack, c'mon, nobody has it really? You had it?
Oh
Was not hard yeah, how did he do that?
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Jack, what happens when you change weapon? What does it do?
And I'll get it. Is it like a tacket?
Hand hitbox!
For the first time
I shot a bullet
And in my way
Oh, it's aura farming. Chad, that reminds me of me.
It was you. It was you. So quick.
Oh, the goddess bro. Holy shit.
Holy fuck.
It's touching the front of the net, Kirby Dot!
And it put in! Just like that!
That's the goal right there!
That is what it's doing to the top of...
Kirby Dot want an individual effort to get the Canadian to two on lead.
11 seconds after Dominic James tied it for the lightning.
Well, what a response here by Kirby Duck.
Has him on his back, he gets poke-checked here, kicks it to his skate,
and then finish.
Yo, which I had a shade of doing a hockey.
It's way more advanced than the things they will do in other sports in their own advancements.
But then, poke-checked here, kicks it to his skate.
Look at how advanced that is.
Away from Consolbiate.
Kicks in the front of the net, Kobe Duck, and he put in!
I mean...
That was skill. That was... it's an innocent skill.
I think it's harder. I just think... there's more small technicalities to it for sure.
It's like watching me play Overwatch.
Alright.
I don't know what that means.
Oh, I forgot what I'm going to play.
So you...
Ah, okay.
So you try to grease my game...
You're a pain in the ass!
Um, chat, I'm going to play...
Don't play this.
Don't play.
And I'll go on the play.
Can I get a Poro PLS chat?
I forgot.
There's another game on the play.
So that's about that.
Capture 2.
Is that good?
Um...
If you are watching this you may be stuck in the loop.
If your house feels unfamiliar you may be stuck in the loop.
What about that? All right, next.
There's a few other games.
Yo ex, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
XQCL.
Um...
What, what, a long chat?
There's another one of
Hey juice, are you going to any NBA playoff game soon LeBron needs some juice?
chat what Jack you said there's more games of what they were linked I know
which ones 31 month sex QCL
Check your bull links and games you can see.
Oh, by the way, um, um, to the bottom, but who is we?
R5, the Isle of Daisy risked it up.
Bro, who is we?
Who is we?
Who is that?
Let's just play, um...
Welcome to Shapes, a game about building vast space
factories to get some...
I've been playing a little bit of that off stream,
it's pretty fun.
It's very, very technical though.
This is the game you play, what?
Check, this thing that I play,
when I'm on phone calls and in porn meetings.
Straction of two games and that there's no set recipe
to solve these challenges.
With no build costs and internet resources,
you decide the solution based on the rules of the universe.
Whether that's painting, cutting, or stacking,
allowing you to transform basic shapes
into intricate multicolored creations.
Pay attention.
I do that with my brain.
How is it bad?
I don't need to pay attention.
Bro, it does it automatically. I can still do something with my hands.
Bye, everyone.
This is the one, put the furgen, double cheese, and coming!
Ah, we all love it, a world Chicago, New York, Beijing!
Okay, I just got the most bad idea.
We copy this game, we copy NBA 2K, and we just get the whole 2K community for free
because they're trolling the main game.
We actually make a skill pool game.
Dude, chat. Just like, just like rematch.
Chat. It's like rematch, but for basketball.
Chat. No?
We got
I feel like what I just said is it's an idea worth a billion dollars
Yeah, I'm playing right now, I'm playing right now, that's what I'm doing right now.
My way.
Wait, what?
Wait, not enough space?
How's that impossible?
Um, how do you uninstall games?
Uh, yo?
That is a weird thing.
Okay, our routine definitely needs to be off the PC.
Okay, I'm going to make close lights.
I
Know it's wrong game don't play this right
This is whatever we're gonna have a channel
Is yours more like a carrot, a dill pickle, a little smoothie?
What was it called?
It's called...
Every highway and mall
Much more than this
I did it my way
you regret I've had a few but then again
channel that way shapes it generally no when when one one of our re-updated and
you play the normal game mode right I don't have the elevator step elevators
I can't stack it. So how do you proceed it and color?
You have to go get look for them come back
There were times I was like,
when I get off, more than I could choose.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I did all I could, and spit it out.
I placed it all and I stood tall and lived my way.
I love...
I mean he got... I mean he got...
My way...
I'm
What guys I guess I never could pause
Now that was a song and I never paused it
No v-sync, we don't do that here, you see the game?
Okay, I need a haircut straight up.
chat if I go to brown I'll have no hair I'll be so so thin so small I'll be
looking at it like a damas it's either I die and cut it or I have to wait
oh you can't but left
This game is called Don't Play This Game.
New message. Be sure to read it. No.
That's a wow. I was surfing
the dark net. It came across some
creepy videos. Check it out.
Wait. It downloaded.
Where am I more like who am I oh that's Jack that's not just a little bit
So the bolt cutters, we need that.
Did I just blink or did it?
Um.
Oh
You can't do the book on the table thank you man
Well, that's information we would have never known
Move your hand, little bully!
Give me that key!
Oh, it's a compass!
Boo!
Yeah!
So, the key for what?
The key for this room?
Oh, it's just that problem, man!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, hello. Hello? Hello? Hello?
I
Accepts to me hi hi I can't read it
She tuned it in a worker if you're easy
We're doing it. We're doing it
Hello, hell.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What's up, what's up?
Eat me.
Eat.
I don't know what to do with this one, but it's a good idea to use it as a shield.
It's a good idea to use it as a shield, but it's a good idea to use it as a shield.
I know, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
What's that can get out of here really if I love jacket
I'm gonna cut the chain. I mean the bowl cutters, but I know how to get in there though
Um, wait, so maybe I go back into the alpha and open it up with it.
Wait, that moved, no?
Stop it, please!
Behind you.
I was in the middle of trying to draw back my-
my throat mucus man I was in the middle of my animation and it made me it made me
I
Was I went to be a person I'm
You're doing so and it is intentionally bugged screen is it is it doing the boom on the screen or not?
Like a mom bra
I appreciate the intro value.
The time.
That's stars.
It's exactly 11 and 10.
I don't think it's ten, it's four digits, that's like a code.
Wait, I have my jacket, can I not just get out now?
Maybe a ladder?
There's a lot of right there.
77 quadrillion seven hundred.
Oh man, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why did that, like, oh, ore games, please ore games, as soon as you log in and every single
interaction teacher is being used to fucking fuck with them.
Like, it's just so I know, like, what does that do?
Like, genuinely, it's fucking brain dead.
Boo.
I'm gonna...
Um...
I see the fuse.
I'm back in this room again, huh?
There's no ladder here. Yeah, I mean I noticed that. That's what I said.
Push the door? Nope, did I do that? Okay.
So...
Who's calling him? Maybe the rest of the team, man.
What?
No!
I don't want to-
Hello?
Buy me. Buy me.
What's up?
That was my ladder, buddy.
Buddy, my ladder.
Buddy, give it back.
Oh.
Why though? Why? That's so cheap! That is so cheap! That's so cheap! Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!
If I can light switch.
Yeah, I said that earlier.
Here's the first one, and just put it in, well.
Huh?
I mean
I'm confused.
Just...
Oh! The fuse went there.
Thank you, sir.
The keys aren't in the book, they said, remember?
It's still a Nintendo. The time stopped.
I mean, easy, now we'll just go over here and put it for the season.
Simple concept, really.
Oh
So my letters are still working
Why again
Ah, dead.
Dead.
Me too, timer.
it's just cheap like like like dude come on
Are we the rest?
And the Althonson music
So for the computer
No, thank you
Wait, that's literally every simulator on Steam's, um, like, promo page music.
Like, drive your truck, buy upgrades, mow the lawn, and meet some friends.
Wait, that's so annoying though.
Jack, that is not a death note.
This is not a death notion.
Let's give it another go.
Hey, let me go to the file.
I'm out of water. There's a bottle by the bed
All right
Was what I keep what I keep watching
No problem
He's not going to get out.
Okay, hold on that mouse to move to another line.
Okay.
Huh?
I think I'm screaming that I'm screaming my nuts
Oh my god!
What the?
What's what's happening what they do wrong
No.
Okay, screwdriver.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Nope.
Oh.
No.
Oh, no, no, no, nope, oh.
Oh
Got the key.
So I'm a computer, I'll reboot it, well it's not a computer, it's a god damn framerate
Hey buddy.
I think there's one in four videos.
Wait, does that count?
He's been watching that video or not?
That one was impossible.
Oh, I'm cooking.
Nope. I had to jump early, I just didn't notice.
Did I just have to do that?
Oh, I have arms now!
Wait, does that need to find a hat? Is that what he said?
If you got a wear, the DREVANT from a...
Oh, it's cool. I mean, it's probably going to be a shithouse.
Yeah, it's this, it's this window.
I mean, oh, or the entire door's open.
It's not open, did I close it, maybe someone came to warm up?
Smell it, it's like a hole.
Cigarettes at the shower, love that.
Can I close this window please? I don't like it. I'm not a big fan of this window set ever.
Like it's like somebody, somebody maybe came in, maybe there's wind coming in, but your
entire house is open.
Like close some windows.
Like what am I looking for?
I think to light the fireplace ah yes I think I did right then
What was that outside?
Maybe with some fire?
Do you have any other wood?
Well, where's the wood?
What is that?
I don't know.
Where's the wood?
Where's the wood?
What is that?
Washed up?
Okay, so it was not upstairs.
Oh
I wish there was firewood somewhere wait, where oh really
Danves don't do that come on, bro
The box is empty.
What box?
What box?
Let me guess.
The box is going to be lit up and the one is going to spawn in because I got to the
what bucks
on the table
Incorrect.
I didn't close this.
Yeah, I did actually.
Oh.
It looked like a cigarette pack to me.
Oh, is he?
That was nice.
Now it's midnight and a quarter, but the small hand would be advanced a little bit up though
if it was a quarter.
Like this is impossible.
You cannot have this setup.
It's not possible.
I can't go to sleep, okay, thank you.
phone
some of the lights
well somebody's wasting all this money doing the on and off thing it's no it's four dollars every
time you turn it on and off you know that what is the money for no reason
Oh, let me guess. It's gonna turn off as soon as they leave it.
That's why I need to call the police.
I'll go over to the telephone then.
People will be like
Don't
Don't
Don't
Don't
Don't
Don't
Don't
Don't
Don't
Who's in the house?
Yo.
Is he in the house?
Yo.
He's up at the bees.
I'm coming to the door, come on.
Hello?
Hello?
Who goes there?
Who goes?
Who goes?
Let me tell them we'll work now, right?
Right?
Please?
Isn't that bed invisible?
invisible.
No.
What was that?
So, what are they?
The lamp is misplaced.
Oh, oh no. That's a good-oh, no, that's good. They left it.
Knife?
Is it a knife?
Is it a knife?
nice
nice no
Oh my god, come on dude.
Why is it so loud?
Brother, I almost showed them my saliva, man.
Why?
I don't know what to do with that shit.
that's all right
What?
Again?
and weapon but there's a knife in the kitchen your moron you absolute knucklehead you absolute
dumbass donut oh I see it
a dynamite? What's got a gun crate? Where's my gun?
A knight is not in the kitchen. I mean, I said that! I said that! If you let me play the game,
I would have had it.
If you let me play the game,
because it's a game that I can play,
I would have...
I might have been too early.
Let me see it.
All right, I like this one
Oh my god, oh my god
I mean, this wiring is terrible, brother.
what is this Toronto is awful
Oh, good water.
Take off!
Why why it's so cheap it's so cheap
What?
It's pizza bread there man.
I need to feed Barzik, it's right there.
Wait, the food was actually the blue thing in the video.
Well.
about alphysics. I mean, how long does it take for it to work?
I had to.
No, I already think it's on it.
How did we leave it there?
How do you leave it there?
Wait, is that game within the game?
A new horror game just came out, check it out.
Wait, you have to watch four videos.
Hey, send the watch at least 4 videos though.
Should we watch a video or?
Oh, maybe he was being in the forest.
Take it away and dump it somewhere far off.
Okay.
I'm going to do a video.
Okay.
I'm zooming in.
What's over there?
Anything to check it out with?
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
I absolutely do not.
Nobody needs to do that.
Nobody needs to do that.
oh my god brother why would I do that
What a sight, yep, now we get a guy here.
Oh, he's gone!
There's another radio van.
please don't jump stairs and play that action baddie
I need to keep going. There's a broken fence somewhere around here.
What?
It's not the bug in the woods.
I'm just going to get out of the box.
I'm just going to get out of the box.
Who's we?
Who's we?
Holy shit off
Oh, oh
Oh, I'll give you one of those beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
What was that
I
Have to do whippers manually
Like the right there's got a flat there to fuck that
We don't give a flat that we do you run the rims man on the rims man
Oh my god, no absolutely not
Well, this guy just fucking David at the fucking body man, and he's just out of the water a flat tire
Nope, we're on our way.
Is that what?
We don't care about the slot times as you know.
And then what?
And then what?
Where?
Dude, if I heard that, I'm gonna- I'm gonna give a shit, I'm gonna give a shit.
I keep hearing noises, man.
go, go, go, go, go...
huh?
oh!
oh and now he's keep going it!
oh!
some mysterious box is back in the car!
Let's keep going. Oh noises of killers in the in the woods. No, it's good. Let's see the spare tire
I work what a joke man
Dude you're just stop I whatever just just get at this point that at this point
The character the story is brain dead. Let's just die. There's no other way
Barry? Oh, he's- oh man. No, there's not so much that I can tell, he's just lying
What?
What?
What in the gosh darn is happening?
Yep, sure.
You're not going to get this all?
Oh, an alarm for what?
I don't know.
I'm for what?
Start it!
Start it!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Wait, I'm not doing it often?
That's it, we're good.
Oh my god, bruh.
I
Are are we did s
The fun help I mean
Light.
Is it bugged?
Who is that?
We're going to
Bye, could you give us some food please? I'm just super hungry.
Watch out, watch your head, watch out, watch your head.
Get out, watch your head. He's jump scared.
I'm going to get hurt by jumpscared man.
No that's it.
Sorry.
You gotta go to your side.
Jumpscared is over.
I keep hurting my head.
My room my head always is so loud.
I mean jumpscared.
Do you want to play a piece of the burger the late night please?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Where's the kitty?
The kitty's gone.
Oh yeah, a lot of them.
The game has been.
What?
What?
The game has been
Wait, I'm on a timer
I'm on a timer
What did I do?
Wait, wait, wait!
What?
What do you mean?
You choose to be in here?
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm scared.
I have it! Please! Two, one, uh!
One, right here. That's the front line.
Are you?
Is it good?
Where's the X? Where's the X?
It's lagging!
The game is lagging!
Really? For what reason?
Wait, the email's gone.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Wait, no.
Oh
Okay, we're getting that stress letters plays it such that we'll play the unit at a delay, right?
But a mini translators to pull up so that I'll have the instructions added at a translation delay
I need to get the video
Two viewers up back in zero, okay
Oh, here's a viewer. Hey man. Hey guys, how's it going today?
We're gonna be going to the haunted place and see if we could find some really spooky events
Oh, so they might get something after anyway
Um, what's up guy today? We're gonna be go
Hey, what's up guys we are going down in the basins
And hopefully we find something that is it never seen before on the live stream now
F's in the chat it's f'ing f'ing f a little bit right so I give me a minute give me a guess it was
bad here yeah really bad signal sorry about that oh channel I said oh well
on more bad they're equals better viewers really
okay let's keep going down then
How am I going it's it's the end
Watch out
Put that put that guys put that
all this is the one you were all this is the one you were seven years boom boom
Anyway guys, what's up guys today? We're going to go in the city the bunker
So I should see a Russian bunker. We have a high chance of dying
And I think it is all it's not opening you the vault is opening
Oh, we need to do today's actually about that. Yeah, here you guys if you're gonna wait for the ads
I'll probably be done with the switches by the time he gets get back and give me two more switches and
Too much which isn't I swear we're gonna get some content guys. Don't leave please stop leaving
Stop leaving. Stop leaving. Please stop. Please, guys. When the door opens, it's going to be
absolutely insane. See, I told you guys. One. Switch number two. Bang. That was fun.
Oh, it's good thing me dates very bad. It's something I blow up on hold on
Guys isn't it buddy
Really?
I thought they might be with yours.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Ow, my neck.
Owie.
Owie.
Ow my neck, owie.
Wait, I have to go back there again?
Brother, all these people are saying viewers, it's not worth it, it's just not worth it.
I'm gonna fucking bot, I don't get a shit.
Brother, I'm showing possible death and bodies and shit in a running bunker for eight viewers.
This is awful.
Where are the views
Well, maybe they're here
Guys
Now if
Okay, five yours, okay, okay, I'm gonna appreciate them and about all doing reversal
I'm not doing shit until the viewer can't go stop. Oh, okay. Hey, okay
We're gonna flip the last switch when we get ten viewers. I'm not switching. I'm not I'm not looking
Okay, I'll make it to the switch, but we're not doing shit until we get it when they we get at least in ten years
It's not bad, it's not 10
It's not it's not bad. I like that
nope nope yeah you keep being mad and leaving the stream but I mean I don't give a shit
keep leaving I don't care
okay let's let's try doing it and see if we actually give viewers
any of you guys all three switches are now activated the vault is gonna open we could find
Is that a skill killer?
Is that a ghost?
Let's find out.
Oh.
People are yelling and trimming.
I'm out.
Let's go further in there.
Good guys!
I'm in viewers.
Boom!
Anyway guys, we have this new coin coming out.
It's called...
And again, we have this brand new product here.
I'm not promoting it until we get to 12 viewers again.
Did you guys see that?
If there was a live
Zombie or whatever that was but I almost died
That was a real life scenario for 12 fucking viewers
Oh my god, I'm actually done I know I am done and this is awful
Brother!
Oh!
Wait.
I need the computer to be on.
For me to be able to change the language.
There's no screen shot.
It's the new Windows screen shot.
It's the controlled...
It didn't actually do anything.
What was that?
I can't sleep. I knew that. I can't read what it says. It says that. This says that I need
close the lights before I can go to bed so that we can have a better experience.
Oh, perhaps. I asked him the same question.
Okay, I
Don't disagree
Watching other people fear make me feel better computers haunted because it's not happening to myself
We watched your stuff to make ourselves better.
Meow.
It's not about the real one.
That's why I watch these videos.
for the fear. Okay, the guy that was in his translation got timed out by accident. And
I it's not that I don't know what it means is that I need a little bit of help. It's
So the fear.
That's it.
Okay.
I'm gonna be really harsh on this game.
I'm gonna be really harsh.
Add a $10 price point.
Okay, okay.
This is a free game developer seminar, it's free, I have to tune in and listen to what
I say, okay.
Now, understand optimizing, making all the games, making all the whatever, takes a lot
of time, okay.
So they do, they create a small room like this, okay.
There's a door here, of course.
And they make the plan to do this.
Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar.
So they're using this space instead of recycling
with the room.
They're just making the most out of the rooms
and out of the whatever.
Because it takes all the time to create.
I get it.
It makes sense.
But if you're gonna do this, I gotta be honest with you.
The whole go there and this spawns.
Now look over here and this will spawn
and there's gonna be a light that points at it.
And when you touch this, this will be there.
It's like, dude, I gotta be honest with you.
Like an avid game player of games.
Well, they will in their head always say,
If I saw that, I already saw that.
I don't have to go back and look at it.
Your player has to mechanically go back there.
They know they're cleared when there's no real noise
or flash of light.
There's no real indicator that this is
where you'll have to go next.
Like, it's just bad.
Like, it's not really, it's not productive.
That's why I say it.
Okay, so that's why.
Okay, so that's why.
and all the problem is um nothing nothing nothing loud nothing loud and the next
one nothing loud loud loud and the next next one nothing loud okay this is shit
It's shit.
It's shit.
The best way to do this,
so this creates an experience, we call it E, okay?
You can get this without being loud.
And let me tell you what that is.
You build a scenario like this
and you don't go to the top.
You leave your players here.
You did your player marinating where the environment is tense and what you can do, you can make
a monster or whatever, then it chases you or you have to do something and there's some
noise going on.
Now you're allowed to go up to the top and you're allowed to stay there.
And the reason why this is rewarding is that the player finds himself into a hind
state for long duration.
cares about if it's hiding for this and I thought it hides for a long time look
at the uptime you have this is shit you get nothing it's possible like an
example be a puppet combo with the early let's say non-massacre the game
will have you don't know why it's happening oh my god and then she's
She's getting closer.
And I go, oh my God, oh my God, I don't have to do.
So you don't go there.
And it finally chases you.
It goes, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha.
And that's fine.
That's fine that it does that because it's allowed to.
It has built the environment that now it's
allowed to consume because they've built this.
If you build a tense environment,
You're allowed to consume that.
You're allowed to consume it.
But if you don't really build anything,
it feels cheap when you consume nothing
because you didn't build that.
But, now I think that the game with the car,
the better, because they kind of have that built
that environment, so they're kind of allowed to kind of,
but even then, loud equals serious shit, man.
It's just bad.
Outlast does everything. Outlast is allowed to do whatever it wants.
It's a bit of a wide variety of scenarios.
Now for a long game, this becomes bad because the player is used to it. Bad.
So they already know this.
So they have to go through hoops to continue changing the sequence.
But I'm giving you some free tips because this is not good
It's gonna be a it's gonna be a five
I
Enjoyed it. I think the game has
Small payouts for the player sometimes
But, but it feels a little cheap.
for 10 dollars. I found myself running in circles a little bit too often. The game
hold my hand a little bit too much for a simple go from A to B formula. Not bad though.
Check the formula the formula okay of doing a
b isn't inherently bad it's bad it's not
that bad it can be bad it's not always
bad this is very bricked because it's
like it's a to b you have it you have
it you know right you cannot do go
go then get this item or go then open the light.
But if you have to hold my hand,
if my experience is bricked in an AB way
and the game plays also AB,
then bro, come on, bro, come on, bro.
I mean, at that point, just give me a movie.
At that point, just give me the hands off the keyboard
and just do click the button when this prompt happens
because it's not really a game.
Like come on brah
Chat, I was gonna say that chat and I want to be weird, but I said a while back, chat,
you know perfect combo?
So, this is not a guy, it's like a company, right?
It's like a publisher, no?
A lot of the games are a little bit dark, not in nature, but in their creation.
Like the person who made the game is a little, like maybe a little bit odd.
It goes a little bit over the edge, on its edginess, on its topics, and it's like always
in the one direction, it's still a little bit dark.
Like you guys all remember this, there's a game about like a lot of games about killing
women, or women getting killed, like out of like 10 games, like 8 of them are like that,
you know what I mean?
In one of them it's like hookers or some shit and you go into the game
And you can get a disc or you can watch a TV
And it's like these like like naked like real life picture of like a naked woman
And then you go in and then they get killed it like it's just like what the fuck
You know I mean
What was that that I'm done
I'm not kidding. I'm understanding. Yeah, that's what those games
That's the night ripper.
I think it's on this right.
It's on itch.io down this picture.
Oh, yeah, that was it.
Um, somebody I think that I'm watching you at the Johnny helping.
What was that?
Say, say, wait, what was that night ripper?
Weird.
So weird chat.
That's not a book.
What is it?
It is
It is
Dwayne have my own brother on YouTube on this wait wait what was that?
Where
It's just weird, it's weird.
The log one is the one that was...
I don't even have that.
So that's just too loud.
Like that was, that's so, Jack,
I swear I'm, I swear on everything.
Okay.
If you play at 50% volume,
if you put your system on to 50% and play this game,
it might, it might break your headphones.
The shit could break your iPhone at 100%, you get ear damage, guaranteed it.
guys my computer is at 90 on this right the one on this the one on OBS is
lower and the video is at 5% and look at this
like that that's insane
I am not going to stop, I am not going to stop.
I am not going to stop.
Are you happy now?
Are you happy now?
Are you happy?
I don't think I'm going to stop.
The jump here is so loud I can't hear XE's screams.
I'm not kidding.
It's the beginning of the game.
Oh no, there's, there's zone I can't.
Check, how many offerings did we put in already? How many?
Six.
So all we need to do is...
Oh my god
Brother, brother, chat, tell me that this is not- oh, he's yelling, no!
Now, I am genuinely on edge.
That one was also on, yes it was.
Ah-ha!
Oh, do I throw a pencil? Come on!
Oh, fucking gunner.
Ewww.
To repull this.
So where's the woman that, where's the woman that, that, that, that video? Why do people replay this?
Yeah.
Okay. I need to get out of here.
Maybe I'll comment your rights.
But anyway, um, yeah, these are like, I'm not trying to say that the guy that makes
them is weird.
I'm just saying that it's, it's just like, I don't know, dude, they're all like that.
He publishes games and he makes his own games.
Power Drill Massacre
Let me play that
You seem happier back then also the chat seems better our IP omega lol aware feels strong man class. That's yeah, that's yeah
Yeah, another one same same team I
Want to see you use a SL
I remember staying up so late for these streams, excuse the L.
I'm not scared of the jump scared of the jump scared. It's a fucking noise and I piece of shit. Here's my dude
Joe I mean Joe I'm not gonna yell are you you wouldn't do that
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to let you go.
Fuck you now, man.
the bad bands of twitch and and it's because your channel is fucking trash
No, no, I'm not here again. Stop it
30 months excuse you
What's Carson house?
That's not one of those games, but isn't it?
The laser tag game was not a different game, I think.
The Lizard tag game is the same guy that makes that game, right?
It's some bootleg, motherfucker.
Welcome back.
I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think
I don't think
Jesus
Yeah, it's like who knows in this lobby
Um
Maybe this one there
Fears to fathom and puppet combo are goaded
Yeah, believe it or not. I think of it come all the first one to do VHS, isn't it?
21
Big loved
So as most of you guys know I've been recently
What is your videos a fucking stupid? So I'm gonna won't be one this guy and if he beats me he gets to keep the money
Wait, why they put me on this video
Check this videos red I feel a random video random and six mil views I have on the go. It's
Absolutely random. I click I even skip the intro and I'm he gets to keep the money
But if I be him, he's gonna send me the money back. I swear that was random
I'm going to get my money back, fellas.
I'm going to get my money back, fellas.
Come on, fight me, bro.
You got Vader.
Be aggressive.
Come on.
Shit.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay. The Mirage End is real quick. The Mirage End is in the health bag. He has
Vader, you know, like, it's never easy with Vader.
You want me, you want me, uh, I'm gonna film two videos.
Yeah, I'll film two videos.
And I'll do the other one in the video.
Get back.
I knew it. I knew it. Come on.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Okay. Oh, okay.
He knows how to parry. He's a lot better than I expected.
That's for sure.
Oh my god.
Oh.
I'm not dying to you, bro.
I'm not killing you. I'm killing you.
He fucking hurt me.
Wait. He has cards on!
So that was a fucking lie.
So we just sent me a message, and he said,
You fucking suck.
It shouldn't matter.
You're a YouTuber.
WHAT?!
So why did you make it a rule then?
Because I knew if you got Darkseid first, you were gonna use him.
Okay, so we're not counting that as a win then.
You literally broke your own rules that you set.
Okay, what?
Okay, then you're not getting your money back.
What?
Wait!
You don't got a better-
SHIT, STAMMIT!
He has questions weak on!
Look at that!
So that was a fucking war.
Mother!
Why is this guy just cheating?
Oh my god
So I sent him a message I said
See that's what happens. You know the card invader you get clapped and he's don't don't think you're good
I was lagged
Yo yo yo what's the bad match up but
damn shit on 491.7 that's for sure
what should i hit him
oh my god bro you are doing so much damage
i work it up i work it up
chat chat why would you play yoda against duke with them
Yota is like the worst dueler of all the Jedi and all the Senor-wielers.
Calm down, calm down.
It's a king hero.
Dude, you're not killing me.
Yota is a team hero. If you play that, you play that in the game to help the squad.
He's not a solo-dolo guy.
This duper thinks he's so good too.
I'm gonna get you a one combo. I'm gonna kill you
Come on, I can win her all day.
I'm gonna fight my number two.
Yeah, there we go.
Yeah, the other guys help.
Come here, come here.
Yeah, come here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
T-Bag now.
Yeah, T-Bag now.
T-Bag now.
Yeah.
T-Bag now.
T-Bag now.
T-Bag now.
T-Bag now.
T-Bag now.
T-Bag now.
T-Bag now.
Yeah.
T-Bag now.
T-Bag now.
And he didn't say nothing back.
Oh yeah.
He's angry.
And his YouTube editing is crazy.
You don't like that message, huh?
He got one hit in the room.
He's already got half health, so.
That was good though.
Chad, Chad, Chad, why don't they fix the game?
Like, like, why don't they just fix the game and relaunch it?
I know what they should have done for BF2.
They should have relaunched the game.
Say, we were wrong about the pay to win.
We were wrong about the whatever.
Let's just try this again.
All right.
Oh jeez, don't that armor your leg goes all fucked with this?
You
you
you
you
you
you
Okay.
Okay.
Chet, isn't the same guy who said that he wasn't going to listen to Ye because he's
so virtuous.
He's above all other common mortals.
I am not gonna listen to yay. I didn't even listen to it
I'm not gonna give you up a review on it because it would morally hurt my heart
It would chat it would it would darken my heart on the inside. He made me cry
Yeah, but you know you're a bitch you a bitch ass the dog shit of trash
Fuck you
Oh
And you she was like no way I made this thing. Yo, she said that she said that I said I was done by another creator by the way
But I stand by what I said fuck you oh shit. Oh, no
No, you bought all your views you bitch. Yo, she's still on that. I could never get bitch like that
And I got a fucking chocolate cake.
How do you defend Lean without like Echo 2K or Blady?
So here's the difference again.
I like some of the Blady songs and I like some of the Echo 2K songs, right?
But the type of song that it is, right, you have to be in sync age-wise when they come
out and they're going to grow with you.
And I was of the era of Young Lean and I grew up with them.
If you didn't, you're not going to like it.
Their genre and their methods of doing the music, it's difficult to gain new fans
as you go through the years.
And it's been a metric, in terms of raw metrics, it's been true that that type of sound doesn't
like down the line, unless you change your formula, you don't get newer listeners.
You don't get along with it.
Like it has to be hit for you at a certain time, at a certain age.
And you grew up with it.
I like all young lean old young lean new young lean
but I don't know if you don't know young lean you won't like this like I know
that the that the singing on this song you won't like it if you don't
I know for a fact like like you don't like it doesn't appeal to you
But for me I like young lean so I don't hear fucking because that's that's why I like them
Because I like I like young lean so it doesn't matter you wouldn't get it
His vocals garbo brother his vocals were never good in I don't think he gives a shit nobody cares about the vocal like
Young Lee has never been a he's never been a overly lyrical
overly vocal a great vocalist
It's the experience that the user will have what is he ever song like oh my god so nice. We know he gets a fuck
There's more to music than vocals. There's more of music than drums. There's more of music than sounds
It's the experience of the usable feel
Yeah, it makes music what it is.
It's a young lean feature sound.
Yo, are we dead ass? Are we actually dead ass bro?
I literally can't see
What is that, so what's up with all these colors?
Um, we can watch a, um, I actually love that game I think so.
New EMP lemon and big boss, I didn't.
But are they good?
fail but I make you watch it I know then you I want to watch I don't know what
What is she?
Guys, as long as I watch it, I don't know what it was.
That's it, I'm all rich.
See, we need to tell them that's right now.
Oh, who the f*** are we to you, bro?
As you keep lying here, we'll at least not hurt you then.
Because if you go on, they'll kill me, they'll kill me, but...
I'll show them the fatal.
After an elderly woman fails to heed
in officers' ominous warning about her son.
Albuquerque police fear the worst when her face appears on missing persons' posters.
But nothing could prepare them for the twisted story behind her disappearance, or the horrifying
discovery waiting for them.
The following is based on official police records to date, and some of the footage
has never been seen before until now.
Please note that all persons charged with a crime are presumed innocent and less
and until proven guilty in a court of law.
In Albuquerque, New Mexico, on October 28, 2025,
a care worker contacts police for a welfare check
after receiving an unusual call from the son
of one of her elderly clients.
Over a week earlier, the same woman,
69-year-old Ernestina Lucero,
had been reported missing by her niece.
Officers arrive at the home Ernestina shares with her son,
but despite knocking several times, they get no answer.
They instead turned to the neighbors who share their own concerns.
He was saying a bunch of things about her leaving to Mexico with her boyfriend and that they
were on a speaking basis right now.
And then, a couple days later, she came in and asked me if I had a chance to buy my
car and try to make money for rent.
That's what he said.
How long ago was that?
Thank you.
You haven't seen her in a couple of weeks.
to the neighbor that dark gray Chevy Camaro belonged to Ernestina and was not his to sell.
They were fighting before she left. They were fighting before she left. I know there was a couple
nights where they were going at it. I have a theory and I've asked them to, you know, just take
it down a little bit and he's starting to fight him because we've asked him to take it down.
He's like, yeah, I'm homie.
He said he's the ****.
He said he said she left from Mexico.
But she'll get buried more often.
They add that her son identified as 49-year-old Leroy
Balejos should be home.
They try knocking several more times,
but he doesn't answer.
Leroy, you need to come out, man.
We're not going to go away.
Come on, man.
Yeah, come on.
I'm sorry man, I thought you were someone else, do you know what I'm talking about?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have to see if I can...
Yeah, they bite, I mean, they don't bite, man.
Okay.
Yeah, you can I shut the door so you don't run away?
My heart is coming in to you.
Okay.
It's been a rough two weeks, man.
I'm sorry about that.
I think...
What's been going on?
Mom's missing man, but call me, it's worth it.
I've been over stressed, tired, you know what I mean?
Right, do 36, did you try that?
It's a rest, man.
Okay.
I lost it from worry, you know what I mean?
I don't know.
How old is it?
How old is it?
Well, then it's probably like 15 or something, 15.
Leroy allows the officer to go into Ernestina's bag
and order to search for any clues
that may help them locate her.
There the officer finds a dresser
and closet full of her clothing,
As well as medications prescribed to Ernestina, items she likely would have taken with her.
Meanwhile his partner continues speaking with Leroy in the living room.
So we've gone cause...
I had a appointment with the detectives tomorrow too.
Who was detective?
Spinks.
Spinks?
That's me Spinks.
Yeah, I'm going to the hospital.
I'm trying to help too man.
Okay, I'm going to tell you, like my mom had some huge accident.
Did that near something?
And uh, but I never came at her the same way.
What do you mean?
trying to get that near something and uh but I never came out here the same way.
What do you mean she didn't like it?
She used that harassing stuff but uh I never went at her like that you know what I mean?
But this is far from the truth. Two years earlier in November of 2023,
Ernestina contacted police after an incident with her son allegedly escalated to violence.
So what happened today?
I don't know, you fell short.
I'm not, because I'm a rich. See, he's doing this right now.
So did he get it? Did he get physical?
Well, I think so.
Yeah, I said that, but he didn't heal.
But he hurt me.
Hi, good morning.
He's been on a band, you know.
I think I helped him, but he did.
He said he was going to choke you?
Well, he put his hand down, like, fixed him off.
So if he really wanted to hurt me, kill me,
he wouldn't have done that, you know.
Ernestina that the best course of action was to issue a summons and take Leroy to court on battery charges, but she was against the idea
Yeah.
I just want to look at medical health, whether it's a gay and a mental hospital.
You don't want to crash charges?
Yeah, I don't.
I do have to pass this to the pack-in.
At this point, with the way he's been behaving the last few days, it's just getting worse.
So the point where he, as you keep letting him in, he's not hurt you.
Brother, let me ask you, then your parents' house is fine.
But there's no age at living with your parents.
Your parents is bad.
But if you're a fuck-ed with your parents, then when you're past the age of majority,
you're a fucking loser.
I wanted to help, I wanted to do, because he needed help out of me, because he's already, you know, twice protecting him.
There's no age that would have mattered, because if he didn't want it, Kevin would have killed him.
Welcome to the jungle.
That's what I'm afraid of.
Now, two years later, Ernestina is vanished.
This has been going on for years, you know what I mean?
never once raised a hand to her.
You know, this last time I just told her,
you know, I'm just tired of your lies, I'm a leading man.
I don't even think we should be around each other.
It's disgusting, because we used to be close.
Okay.
So, yeah, like I said,
I got an appointment with the detective tomorrow.
Okay.
And I'm trying to help, man.
I don't know how they just paint me out of good background
because I, unfortunately, we live together.
You know, she's a grown woman.
She's seen some dude, Jose.
I don't get in her business, dude, you know.
Okay.
And how long was she seeing Jose and her angel for?
I'm not sure.
Years, man.
They were together for a while, dude.
When did they recently break up?
Well, they broke up a while ago.
It was two, three years ago.
If Ernestina and her boyfriend broke up
several years ago,
Leroy's claimed that the pair went to Mexico together
is that much harder to believe.
Little do they know Leroy is harboring more
than one dark secret.
And one of them is about to come to light.
We always follow that.
After leaving Ernestina's bedroom,
the officer heads toward the kitchen.
We can move that.
I got that there for the dark.
Thank you.
People went into the video.
You want to do a spoiler?
Is it a tip, I think?
You can give us a reaction of whether the guy saw what
he saw, but don't show the images of what that thing
is.
Let the viewers go, oh, I think it's this,
tickets that and let them let their conclusions be false over and over again
and they keep playing this game while they're watching it.
The brain is in the off, there's like rats maybe at the bottom, I want that pee, you know what I mean?
Oh yeah, you're right.
You got it in there and you mix it with the rats and causing them rats.
You know what I mean?
All of them do that too.
They cut the pee in.
They cut the pee in.
They cut the pee in.
They cut the pee in.
They cut the pee in.
They cut the pee in.
They cut the pee in.
They cut the pee in.
The officer digs through the clutter pushing food aside until he sees black trash
bads at the bottom as he begins lifting them a horrifying realization sets him.
Since the dogs can't be allowed to roam what is now a crime scene, they let them stay
in the back of the cruiser with Leroy.
A sergeant soon arrives and is quickly brought up to speed.
The officer then checks on his colleague.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Hell out of first.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, talk to him.
Please.
Yeah.
I was not expecting that.
I was hoping that I would expect that either.
I mean, yeah.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
I felt like it was 31 right off the bat, but.
Yeah.
That's gonna darken.
Let's wait for the CS.
Okay.
Because I don't want to be,
I want them here to help me with the determination, and then I'll get my eyes on it, so I'm going to...
She's like, you're not in a black trash bag.
It's clearly the outline of the body.
No, not the first part. This part. I mean, both of them. But this...
Just seem to get you on the front door, but it's kind of sad.
I don't think you guys ought to be too much of a human.
Probably the first thing I'm going to do is guarantee you're going to miss the man.
It's going to stop. It's going to change.
I tried everything I could.
Please you beg me.
You come back.
Please.
How this dumbass?
Boom.
Jack.
The fakes get so shit that
an actress want to punch somebody.
I hate this fakes get so shit.
I fucking hate it.
Leroy waits for nearly four hours while the crime scene is processed.
Finally Animal Control arrives to take custody of his two dogs
and informs him they'll be placed on a 14-day hold.
Lee Roy is brought into an interrogation room
where he will soon share a chilling story full of unexpected twists
before they begin the detective asks him if there's anyone who can collect his two dogs from the animal shelter.
I know that a lot of your family members are kind of big stuff in all of this.
Is there anybody that you trust?
I don't know. You guys, you brought that whole room in?
I brought it on with a swing that way.
I mean, a lot of witches, eh?
Anything for them.
In an attempt to understand more about LeRoy's mental state, investigators speak with his brother and sister-in-law.
His brother explains that LeRoy suffers from delusions that may be connected to illicit substance abuse.
He was pretty normal when he was not anything. He kind of stuck to himself a little bit, but he would kind of have conversations with his normal unit.
And that when he was, well, the reason I was doing it was that he was on, or maybe he's
coming off of it, whatever.
He was a lot different person.
Ernestina brought up similar concerns during the incident with Leroy that occurred two
years before her death.
I thought he was going to be like, he used to use it in the morning, so we had to
do everything, but then he started getting, just came to die, and I'm not saying that
I'm not going to die.
No one worked.
Well, no one around here yesterday was in there, because it's so kind of scary.
He's freaking out a little bit, so maybe he'll get a little bit back related, do you think?
You know, he was telling me that she's ain't nothing bad of people,
and that our mom had promised our souls to the devil, like mine and his, you know,
and that, I mean, he went into the hole
when he was married to his ex-wife.
He saw it even happen sexually.
He said that Angel, my mom and my grandmother
had a devil baby, or demon baby in the house that they saw.
That he saw that they were gonna sacrifice or something,
you know.
I'm sure they're all from the same company, dude.
Okay.
What?
It's real, man.
I know how it sounds.
All those m****** riches, bro.
You know what's funny?
How they all start calling on the Lord, you know what I mean?
They all do the same.
They start calling on the Lord, wanting justice.
And all of them just like that.
You've heard some trouble.
The first one's a call of cards.
You s***, you know what I mean?
Get down and start praying to God.
You do it.
Oh, you're a rat, and you hear what I mean?
But they're the first m- sorry to do me.
Leroy's brother believes there could be another reason
for his delusions, recalling a tragic incident
he supposedly suffered years ago
while hitchhiking in Roswell, New Mexico.
Roswell?
So he got in the car with them to get a ride,
and I guess what had happened is they took him to
like a house somewhere,
and I guess it must've been a month, right?
And then they cut him,
that's why he's got that scar,
so he has to go and I can cut him.
They ran over him with the pork bronco,
So he had shattered hips and his lungs were collapsed,
and they left him in the field to die.
And then somebody that was either in the area or saw
what was going on had a bit of a conscious, whatever,
called 911 and said, there's a guy in the field, basically.
So they tricked him in and had to fly him to Lubbock,
and he was there for a while.
But like I said, it was like a football.
So he'd up.
No, OK.
That was a bad, like brain injury.
Yeah, diving, I guess.
That's, I think, started to intensify all this stuff.
You know, God, she's got you.
Are you s***ing people, killing the people their parents for?
Crazy s***, bro.
I just try to kill him every day of my life, dude.
According to police records,
Leroy believed his mother, working in concert
with other conspirators, had spent the last 17 years
waging a campaign of intimidation and harassment
against him.
Though it wasn't captured on camera,
according to police records,
Leroy admitted that before he attempted to dismember his mother, he first strangled her.
During the night, I just thought, why can't you see the f***ing mom, man?
What did I do to you, man?
So I'm looking, you're gonna f*** me up, I don't know, I said some f***ing to you, man.
I don't know the life of you guys or anybody, you know what I mean?
I'm a man, dude.
Sorry, I was the same guy.
I'm doing whatever I do.
But what he'll soon admit goes far beyond what investigators could have ever imagined.
After you killed your mother did you used to be with guys before trying to cut her out?
Guys it's on
That it's it's someone
Okay well, so the guy just typed like like dumbass like a bunch of letters like
This is his bug playing
Until you try to still bug me, you know, it's still bugging me. I don't even want to hear you know
According to police records, the care worker who requested the welfare check on Arnestina
had become concerned when Leroy contacted them, asking to receive pay for her care.
We found a medical paperwork in her apartment in 2019 as stated that she was like
Progressive dementia and that she could I guess the letter was
She could get into assistive living if we don't know what I have dementia
You know what it means. It's probably why my brother was getting paid by the state to take care of her
After he called to request the money he was transferred to Ernestina's case manager
It was then that Leroy disclosed that she was missing.
I could tell from my sister we had your push and repeat when we all see.
So you see that we're mosmists?
Right, I didn't promise him.
And then he was like, what am I going to get paid or not?
And I said, no.
So they're in the pub often.
Leroy's brother also shared his mother's banking information with detectives,
revealing that Leroy continued to access and use her bank cards.
I had a nightmare stop.
I said nightmares every night, they stopped at least,
but still it wasn't worth the day.
What did the nightmare stop?
Oh no, I guess my killer.
They stopped instantly.
I finally slept. I haven't slept for over 30 minutes in 17 years.
I keep giving up.
It's a trip on, man.
said it's rich crap, it's really rich crap Tommy.
I don't know if she did.
So somebody could prove, you know what I mean?
During the investigation, detectives identified
Ernestina's ex-boyfriend, the man Lee Roy had earlier
claimed went with her to Mexico as Jose Angel Frias.
But as they dug deeper, a disturbing pattern
began to emerge.
Jose had also vanished.
With a Spanish speaking officer assisting as a translator,
an investigator was able to reach Jose's brother
by phone. So he says that he's been looking for him for three years. Yeah. Yeah. He worked
at a hotel here in Albuquerque. That's what all he knows. Okay. You haven't done that.
We're also looking for his brother. No, but almost are looking into it. Leroy's brother
claims he only met Jose a couple of times, and he has no idea where he is now. As
far as he knows, Jose left Ernestina years ago. I don't think he got along with
my brother too much towards like sometimes like you just you know they their
personalities nothing like with my brother with his paranoia you know you
probably thought that angel one killing you probably I don't know bro this is awful
I mean I don't know what this guy is but I mean like this lady's trying to
like have a life there's guys being a parasite this entire life is being a
fuckhead like so maybe they didn't get along so much you are the reason that
that angel guy like left but as we raise interrogation continues he makes
of planning a mission regarding the missing man and the last time he ever saw him.
When he was in bed, he was just supposed to get sleep.
Uh, I don't know. I shot him the first time he woke up. Where did you shoot him?
What?
I never shot him before like that, so I got a pill and all this was done.
I didn't know what pills to sleep on. And when I shot it, when he called, it got stuck.
Look, I'm screaming at the worst scream I've ever heard in my life that a man made.
It was awful, though.
I thought for sure I'd never kill one after that.
Then what happened?
I didn't know what to do about it.
I had to kill a lot, then I had to make it cost again.
And I shot him again.
Oh, where'd you shoot him that time?
I thought I shot him in the head twice.
I don't know, but one day he was in the head.
Wait, he was going to get away with his skill?
Yeah, he was going to get away with his skill.
He was going down.
What happened after the second time you shot him?
He shot me.
I saw him making that moment, didn't I?
And his skin was dead, then?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know what I told him about that.
I did that.
I saw the nightmares about that.
Leroy claims that his mother was in the living room at the time
and must have heard the gunshots coming from the bedroom.
She came in about the second time I shot him. She was like, what did you do?
I turned around and I pointed her gun at her and I was like, should be you too, man?
I was like, hold close, I think we're going down. I said, hold close.
What is happening in this video?
She's like, I can't have you.
Hold on, wait a minute. Big ball, much of it.
No way.
My back, my arm.
My back, my arm.
I remember this work for a company a couple years and I didn't cut them.
What?
And then what happened?
I left my mom.
I remember I used to work for a company for a couple years and I didn't cut through everything.
According to police records, a search warrant was executed on Leroy's apartment in which
they located a reciprocating saw with what appeared to be dried blood stains on the
blade.
It was found under the kitchen sink.
Did you use the same saw saw?
My god, where did you get that on the left?
Brother!
Right after we used it, my mom next to keep it, she wanted to keep it.
Did you put O'Sae in the freezer?
Witchcraft!
Witchcraft!
I can't remember how quick we did it. She held me in.
I don't know why, I told her to call a car. She wanted to hide her body.
That's probably why I saw my soul sitting in. You know what I mean?
How long did it?
I know it's gone. We talked to each other.
Who was the one who was cutting?
We both did.
Both of you?
So they don't tell me to, you know, I'll do whatever.
She's telling me to.
Oh, please.
I didn't ask her about killing me,
no, she wouldn't have let me.
But I was going to kill her anyway.
But I couldn't, I couldn't bring myself to do it.
So I figured maybe she's trying to take me out
because I know about her.
She thinks I'm going to say something.
She knows about what I'm saying.
You know, I don't know, man.
He started being like, my boy works man, hot s**t, well done, I wish I could bring it back, all of the bad s**t.
We don't know if he's saying the truth about all of it, and they shouldn't help me, I don't know.
I need to trade please.
According to court records, 49 year old Leroy Vallejoz was indicted on an open count of murder, as well as tampering with evidence and abuse of a resident resulting in death.
He entered a plea of not guilty after an evaluation Leroy was determined to be incompetent to stand trial and was committed to the New Mexico
Behavioral Health Institute for treatment aimed at restoring competency
Jose Angel Frias remains listed as a missing person on the New Mexico Department of Public Safety website
As of now Leroy statements regarding his and Ernestina's role in Jose's disappearance remain
I don't understand it like we've been over this before like incompetent for trial and all that isn't some non-sentence
Like they'll get a sentence if they're fit for job while they're unfit that bro. This is her cooked
They're getting their brain cooked to a crisp under the sun like well they give a bunch like anti
whatever fucking
Like medication or whatever they get a bunch of shit like these these guys are cooked like me
It's the prison anyway. It's prison but worse
Like, come on, bro.
Uh, the actual island, yeah, exactly.
Entire psychotropic, entire whatever the, whatever.
I don't know the word in English.
Uh, Arkham Asylum, Arkham Asylum.
Yeah, classic, just classic.
And you guys know about Arkham Asylum?
Um...
Yeah, but even if they give him insanity,
you think that they say, oh, you're insane,
and then they go back into the real world?
Like, even if the result of the trap,
in other words, it was that, um, insanity,
then it's somehow worse.
And now it's actual real asylum,
a fucking back-backed archive.
You showed me what was possible.
You showed me all that takes is fear
and a little focused violence.
You inspired me how you got them.
You inspired me how you got them.
You got them all.
What?
Mr. Sohan.
Your head.
You're sick.
Twisted.
How can you skip that?
You think you'll be a member of your...
Pathetic psychopath.
Thank you for attention.
You're dead.
You're dead.
Oh no!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh!
This is not how this was supposed to go!
I think it's good, I think it's good.
I try crunchy, like some of these actual skit shows that are confronted, this is a
better example than most movies.
It's better than most movies.
We can watch the whole thing together.
Watch what?
I
Mean anything was over there
Oh, you're really not as smart as I thought you were I
Guess I gave you too much. What do you know? What have you done?
What is it, Peter, that I want to fool to love you?
And dead all over.
If you think you can stop what's coming, what have you done?
All my memories...
I'm gonna die!
I actually enjoyed it. I think this was good.
There's not a lot of schizo-schizoloids like acting that I've considered to be expressive
and good in recent memory and I can't think of a lot of them.
I don't think that Joker is schizo.
I don't think that he ever even shows any sort of schizo thing.
It's not like that at all.
It's just, the Joker doesn't display some schizoloid shit.
It's a pretty elaborate plot that he does that makes sense.
People feel they understand it.
These villains don't make sense
if they can't sell them onto the person who's watching.
Their motivations has to be understood.
If it comes from a place of schizoloid,
it won't make sense.
It's, it really won't get it.
Like there's always a villain is that a lot of times the villains are not totally incorrect.
It's why they, it's why they, they, they make sense.
But it's, it's true.
If you really, if you really look at, don't look at me like that, go look at the movies
and go rewatch them and see what, what it's not entirely incorrect in their, with their
philosophy it makes sense in their own philosophy and it's slightly flawed but
with their own vision it's not correct
Or have you done something like it at home?
Of course not.
What have you done with them?
Me?
I was right here.
Who did you leave them with?
Your people?
He's not a skit, so...
Assume, of course, that they are still your people.
And not Meru.
I have a lot of my budget rules that I haven't missed before.
See, isn't this guy's gets all a bit...
I forgot he's getting delusions, no?
It's blood. You've made quite a life for yourself, Detective.
You should be very proud.
Fuck up, you piece of shit.
Don't do it.
I wish I could have lived like you did.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Well, it's terrible.
Well, there's no perfect acting because it's based on what you think somebody would act
in that way and all the scenarios are too far out for you to even have an image of what you think it
would happen, what you think it would act. It's just some middle ground somewhere where it makes
sense for the viewer but nobody will agree on it. I don't think that no country for old men
isn't all that good. I think it's okay. I think it's a little slow and I think the plot doesn't
develop properly. Now you want to see a good movie? That's a good one. That's a good movie.
That's a great movie.
You see the water?
Jack, I drink your music.
I know.
Slythered out on your mother's filth.
All was suckling at his mother's teeth.
But it's gone.
If you have a milkshake.
And I have a milkshake.
And I have a straw.
There it is. That's a straw.
Watch it.
My sword reaches across the room
and starts to drink your milkshake.
I drink your milkshake.
I drink it up!
Don't bully me, Daniel!
Did you think no song and dance and no superstition would help you?
I am the Third Revelation. I am who the Lord has chosen.
I'm smarter than you. I'm older.
I'm your own crazy.
I'm not a fast prophet.
Help me please.
I am the Third Revelation.
I am the Third Revelation.
I told you I would eat you.
We're friends.
I told you I would eat you up.
We're brothers! We're brothers!
We're brothers! We're brothers!
Dick!
Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie, please forgive me.
I beg your pardon.
Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie!
I'm done.
Hey man, just like that.
I enjoyed the movie. I think it's a good movie.
Oh my God, I swear, I didn't see.
In 1919, I think I rewatched it today.
Yeah, I rewatched it today. I didn't finish it because I watched it four times already, but...
I was at the beginning of it.
I think it's a good movie. I think we don't want to play some airway. Or deadlock. Yo, alt-play.
I... I mean, I wish we could watch movies. Yo, yo, we can low-key.
Yeah, just watch a movie. Yeah.
What you watching?
I don't know. I see my father's watching movies all the time. No, no, but what do you what movies you watch though?
And I watch I watch the Lakers get fucking annihilated is what I watched
No, what's not what's not gonna be watched before?
Last movie I watched was the Peaky Blinders movie and it was absolute dog shit
Oh, yeah
I didn't bother with it
I saw the trailer and I was like I'm not watching this like
I tried to put it on stream because of because of how much I like to show it in the in some of the
and
Main actor guy, right? I did it on so to be nothing negative about it, right? I was like, I'm not watching this
It's not like you know, I mean, yeah, because I have to glaze it kind of if you can that is good
The idea of a movie was good would have been better in a season
I'm also gonna spoil it's not really a spoiler, but like obviously the brother like Arthur was one of my favorite characters
Like he struggles like with I think like drug users some shit. I also like they killed the character like off camera pretty much
Those are super weird. I don't know. I didn't like it at all. Wait, I remember by the end of the show
I thought he was already Gino
No, well, I could should I spoil that too because he's not well now it's fun. So she
Did you not catch up on the show? No, I think it's a show
Yeah, it's on the show like it was like a big
Just like slight a hand like they pretended to kill you. Yeah, right?
Yeah, with the father and of the arc, right?
Where's father is not like all the clean and and I you know, he was warned it like is by like this
You know, I mean like no, I listen all that
Man, it's honestly like it's the best like gangster like show ever. I think
It's just so cool to watch like Thomas Shelby go from like this fucking
two-bit fucking gangster and some politics and this crazy shit man I don't
know why I watched the movie like the movie actually just ruined all of it man
it's the same shit they do with Breaking Bad it just didn't need to happen
Sopranos is different chap like no no no no no so I wouldn't make it by no
Sopranos has the worst ending in American television I do not care it's also
very formulaic though like they they fall back into the we need to have this
many episodes in a season whatever right and a lot it comes down to be
Pretty much half filler like like fuck off. No, it's a prana was coded the ending
Yeah, I'm right do it
We want to play that lock air we
I'm done for whatever. I got I got both. I'm ready to load up whatever boy. I'll play I'll play it
My party is not going to separate
I don't want to eat it
You watch the sopranos, right? Yeah, I was a bit. Yeah. I'm gonna join the good boy
whatever gaming is I'm fucking gotta get them on
It's all really flap cheeks flap cheeks
What did you think of the ending of what?
Prenos, okay, I'm guilty something I didn't finish it. I was very close finishing it. I I
Bro bro it became the show. Okay, so so so imagine how many seasons it I do like 10 plus seasons imagine
Watching on TV like cable and you have to deal with commercials and shit, right? Yeah the ending was like so
Bad or not. I thought it was bad. The ending was so whatever that people genuinely thought like their TVs glitched out
Like when the ending like was live broadcasted they thought something's wrong with their fucking TV
Like that's how crazy and like I heard about that actually. Yeah, it was all over Reddit and everything and
And
Then and then and then you know the fucking philosophical motherfuckers go
Oh, well, that's I don't want to get into it because you should watch like what watch it on stream like the ending of well
We're not larkers like I'm telling you then I know I was once is an awful
So you tell me it's 10 out of the nine like I remember because on the on the thing you click down
See the decisions and there was one more to go like okay. Here's here's here's my rule of thumb
Okay, if I watch a series not a movie series and
And I fall asleep to your shit more than the one time I stop watching your show
It's just a rule that I have it like I pay full attention to the movies
I like the cinematography the world at this point if I fall asleep twice to your shit
That's it. You're done. You're done. So then I saw to me watch the ending right now
I'm trying to get sorry me
you
you
you
you
you
you
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That's, that's just trash.
garbage. You know what I mean? Jesus. It's a terrible ending. It's a terrible ending.
Um, no, Jeff, I feel like, um, if they had wanted to maybe build a few, uh, a few enemies
that try or they, maybe they, maybe they've attended, uh, uh, on his life and they show
it, they showed up or maybe it's going to be, it's not him in the back. Is it him?
And then the few and then they kind of have like a obscure ending, but this is fucking
ass.
Yeah.
Um, if anything, out of chosen song, that makes the viewer think it's the opposite.
And then that goes very, that goes grand and almost overly joyous.
Even more.
Well, and then it bang and it just ends up really sure I guess but this is just lame
Because you don't know what the story is
So does he die is he let this is lame
Oh, he passed me past the way I roll I think like I think you pass really good at Italian restaurant or such it
with a heart attack
But in the show like it's interpretation you don't know what actually happens and
then people are gonna be like oh but when you die that's just how it happens
you just die like it just goes black and I'm just like bro come on really like
this is what we're gonna cope on okay okay I would have been okay with some guy
pulling behind them and it's a side shot almost zoomed in and it's it's
well-centered but still pretty zoomed in and it just goes and as trigger pulls
It easily goes black. I wouldn't mind that and then yeah, it's pretty dog shit. It's a pretty cheesy ending
I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it
It's over the top, but I'm still okay with the competitive this shit like are you that s?
Yeah
Well, my heart was broken like I was so locked in this show
I couldn't believe it was over like I genuinely could not believe it was over and I can see why people thought like their TV
Just glitched out
They're so shadowing you, but you don't know what it is, though.
I'm really not shadowing you.
They make zoom-ins on certain things.
Like, they make you think it's gonna be a heart attack
by zooming on the heart on the fucking thing.
Then the guys come in, one of them is with him, one of them isn't.
Yes, some guy, enemy.
The other guy's an enemy order.
Yeah, I get it. It's foreshadowed, but it's still shit.
The viewer knows it's gonna be the end of it.
If you were to know, it's the end of the show.
He flips and it says hearts, right?
It clearly foreshadowed it was a heart attack.
Oh, it's gonna be a heart attack if you're foreshadowed it.
They're clearly trying to set up a budget of things that could be in and ended.
I'm not stupid.
Like, you're dumb.
Okay, you're dumb.
I can't.
It's like in a fair way.
Yeah, I mean, I'm being-
I'm being-
I'm being-
I'm being-
Um, Tony says I was scared of how it all turns black when you die and how you don't
hear what's going to happen.
Yeah, you know what?
You said LARP.
Yeah, when I said, oh, it's going to be the classic of the bathroom, you said, oh, boy,
it's LARP, it's LARP, you know what I meant.
Season one, it's his setup.
It's his setup where the guy goes into the bathroom, retrieves a gun, and goes
bang, bang, bang, bang.
No more revolving is that a bullet and then he goes away and back goes away
Yeah, that isn't the way that he built that
So in a sense to foreshadow that what he built those against him at the end
How's that lovely? I know more than you. Oh, it's no father. Wait. Hold on
Yeah, yeah, all right next next next next let's just play the game
Yo, I was also like, wait a minute, I don't know if you're talking about a surprise-
Next, next, next, next, next, next review.
I see you, I haven't turned my ASU off.
Yeah, I must have watched that scene, I didn't see it in the video.
Well actually, yeah, that's what I've been up to.
Oh, we're ranking up, man.
You're about to go back to Platte.
It's a reference, you think?
That's what I think, too.
Even though genuinely, I think it's absolutely a reference.
It is, right?
I'm not wrong, it actually is.
Okay, dang, not bad then, but I'll take that.
I'll take those redeeming points.
Oh, we got over here, boy.
Okay, I wanted to do the cheese with it last time,
on Canala, and I'm gonna go water.
Okay.
I'm gonna fish, no, it's risky though, it's risky.
But just stick to gambling.
I mean, it's also risky if you're sniping, right?
The investment is crazy.
I'm scared, yeah, I'm not even doing it.
I'm not even doing it.
I'm not even doing it.
your color boy.
I'll pick my color, I'll pick yellow.
So this is the civilization game about strategy and building a civilization to
annihilate other civilizations based on real life armies in their own time
respective time.
And I put that whole Roman Empire.
Eritari! Eritari!
Eritar! Eritar!
I already have like 25 sheep, I'm not even 20.
Wait, really how?
It's literally just like right here on the edge of the ship, by the water.
And wow, really?
I had none.
Yeah, you got cooked, boy.
So my scout will go and gather shape around the map?
Yeah, is this a new update that you can see about us on the map?
It's new, right?
It has to be.
Like, I'm not going to skittle.
Like.
Yo, yo, we're going to get first archer out of the fucking ass.
It's updated for the first time.
But that's my mongols, isn't that's a bastard and what was it?
What did I play?
A bastard and that the other guy was a something dynasty
No, no, it's a you've been in dynasty. Are you good and
I'm no shame I
Went against the water like a fucking bum. I went against the water like a fucking bitch
No reason at all
Off I'm sheep is gonna be very little the sheep you'd like to be in on the water. I'll do some shit boy
No, that's why I don't need it. I have a coat. No, we have no deer. Yeah, this is it
Are you sure I have 16 sheep?
But this is gonna be an hour and a half game, you know, right? Like look at that. It's a fucking gigantic map
I'm gonna come bring you some sheep. Thank you. Thank you all take a few ships
And what I do what
I
Got all this sheep on the map, bro. They were there. This is right next to my base like right there. You're right here
This is right there. I
Said I give you five though. You should be good with that. He's gonna make sure you capture it
Yeah, the bull cap when I don't want to get close. I think with my scout
Oh, I really didn't do something at all.
What am I doing? Yeah, I'm trolling the game.
It's official! It's official, buddy!
I'm trolling the game!
I said an anecdote about this game,
but I'm against the deal.
I don't know if it will give a shit.
Because what I mean is that me and him are playing this game.
I thought this was a full water map. Full water.
Know what I think of the water and I built a dock or the game over here, and I realize it's no fish
Another number here and pulse again, and we end up winning it because my ego is really good
And we'll play them but at any given time they could have went middle and saw that I had a
bazillion boats are fishing the whole game and they never push it
It's a boomer game, but you're trying to go fuck
We're 30 now those we can play this here
license now yeah I wanted to transition to farming very very early because of all
that shit you gave me
yeah we have to sell I'm gonna I'm gonna depot these ships and then go
back in scale because I'll be honest with you with that with this
resistance I'll be able to be castle and more by the time they even rush
But like like pure units doesn't matter like this is good for them
Like spelling it's like futile here, I feel like no
So I'm not wrong
Well, I get wrong how much just killed this fucking
So I put my I put my my proof in my chapel and it increases the people's farm rate everywhere
I don't do any wood, I literally, I go all wood and this build order is the best in the
game for capital rushing.
Like I should get the exact amount of wood, of gold and food for fast castling and immediately
swapped the wood for double or triple wrecks. Um, no dear bears. Out of the very out of the
river cabs because uh, uh, he'll have me. Yeah, you'll have me. Oh my God. He has 16 workers on
stone. Hey, uh, so the DC. Yeah, he's double TC. This guy's got, yeah, he's already got his TC
coming out as well. Okay. Then here's what I do. I'm not actually gonna. Okay. Fuck it.
Brother I think I'm going to Imperial rush
Somebody committed to cattle rushing right if you think about it my my
My Imperial is actually a second DC, right?
Yeah, I think we should be okay, I mean there's a little bit there. Yeah, he's also gonna see see here as well
I'm just gonna be a long game, bro
What's he doing?
Like, what I'm doing looks pretty bad, but I'm telling you that it's good, like you
Yeah, believe me on this
Mother this is this will work. They're full taking right there. Are we sure yet? Well, they're double TC. I don't know about full-teching
He's got a scout coming out. Maybe he's got TC's up. I'll see any barracks up yet
They are plowing through wood though. So this could be a feudal rush, eh?
Wait no way
Yeah, he's got like ten workers on wood. He's got a house
Okay, I'll be I'll be alive in a minute
Five on golden ice thinking we are absolutely good
You guys got nobody on my bull's gear at least that I can see me.
You're che- I mean, we're fine, you're casted already, they're flawed.
Yeah, it is- it is annoying. We have- we have pretty much as one.
He's got, like, fucking, 12 on, uh, you right now, too.
He's just gonna tech as well, I mean, fuck it.
Can you take a sacred site, ASAP so I can start pumping blue?
I'm trying- I'm trying this.
Where's my free stat?
It's here.
We'll take the relic and we'll bring it home.
Yeah, it's a scout effect.
I'm getting relic. I think I'm doing it, motherfucker.
Look, relic and bring it home.
The next guy will go with a relic at home and bring it home as well.
I
Did that's what we do some of you bids needs archer for counter the truth. Yeah
It really depends on what they make, but
Make the camel archers and shoot right by just by now the food
I am not they go for like an all in on deer like a dumbass
Could you bear reason excuse you see an hour
Did I just blow the gamer
Why am I saying I know I'm doing this manually
Make a secret so bro right there if you can please
I
Had this you're putting gun like I just you I am joining me a little bit
No, bring the fucking back. Oh my god. I told you
I
Was in chat with the propeller chat
Oh there where are the gold the drillics I don't oh they're on the way. I mean get me a sacred site boy
Please boy, please boy. That's what I'm doing it
He's literally on the way to get it. He's on the way to get it.
Brother, the Russians were so far away that my priests were going nowhere.
Thanks, boy. Oh, he's got Camel Archers coming out.
He killed my scoundrel. He's got three Camel Archers by Range Cavs.
So I got scammed, right? One of these guys, one of my priests did not bring back the blood like they did.
wait wait so I have to do the cattle I have to do range yeah I am actually out
of my fucking mind I think I have to do Imperial then
this is feeling like an Imperial game if I'm keeping her to buck with you boy
Chad, they're not gonna rush on the castle, right?
Since they can't see the early castle, look.
I'm gonna harass the early troops then.
Okay, I'm gonna do an early rush with, uh, not rush,
an early attack with the old management,
and try to get some damage on them.
If they're gonna full tech,
I mean the metal to get an edge of it I'm not gonna say sites
We should win this
We should get a market doing by the way
Yeah
I'm going, I'm going to do a little bit of an attack here, just a little attack.
Thank you.
That's nice.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Yeah, it's Nintendo Imperial.
I have way too much gold. This is just stupid.
All right, let's go. I mean actual, but I think that that's the only way I can recover.
I could buy, I could also just buy the gold.
We're met right now. See like I have two relics. I have four relics!
And then he's at the other tower here so he can drop some of it on it.
I do not have four relics, it's not that bad. Is that all of them?
Oh, is that? It's four all of them?
Shhh, I'd be.
I couldn't buy it for enough gold.
Is that not nothing?
Oh my god my game is like hard lagging, hello.
I'm going to the middle line.
My lagging on discord right now or no.
time
So was that
He's pushing and I'm gonna turn back and get him
We lose a good item for losing on me. I'm just gonna go push green or no. He's trying to neutralize it
Come on, place of Serbia, Swabia, whatever.
Um, I got a down.
Yeah, we got a lot of orange at the secret side of the bottom there, horse archers.
yep I need to buy I actually just buy one
army where no where back here
I mean yeah you're right I told them but it's not full troll I did it right
so I'm gonna start pushing towards more gold here as well if I pull this off I
mean GG we win the game chat does this civilization to have an upgrade for
fire arrows walk into gunmen no gunmen I think gunmen like to lose
ironically gunmen lose against our game or just a quick second chat check
I
We did answer
You see about porn boy
Who's what so what about porn? I didn't say born who's a born
I
Think I need to get my upgrade on this for a jab born is good right there because because of this
But I've got men I mean these guys are gonna fucking plow them
He sees me, he sees me!
I'm coming.
The rat fucker.
Fucking camel piece of shit.
Where is he?
You want to go attack I mean we can go attack I
I think he's not out of here.
Let's go, and there we go.
Alright, if the gang chat told me, by the way, that we lose the camels, that we lose
the game.
No, no, brother, you cannot let my gun and die.
What the fuck was that?
Don't push that, push that, push that, push that.
We turn we turn we turn
Come off come off
You're the guy's gonna get my brother though, but we can come off you though right there right there
Oh, he's green is great. Okay, I'm gonna stay stays here. I'm not cut off the bottom of the supply and then you
Could get a guy
Why push
Yeah, he's coming in from my back line here.
He's turning.
It's kind of the area.
32 months on implying love you go to you could have my kids low key.
That's him.
If I'm on battles here good luck.
I might be green
My green is hard white
And the trees, find the trees then and then.
I
Right, I like them very much then
That was really close though
Why was that so fucking close?
It's fucking camels!
Like this game, some of these races are women, but like fucking dog shit!
How is it women camels and it's gunmen?
Look, I'm from the future with AR-15s and looking at fucking camels, man!
Let's take this to the station and say good-bye for a sec.
Let's go!
Next, I'm doing this one, but I'm not sure if you'll be doing it.
I don't know if I'm holding down.
They're collapsing.
But wouldn't it it's here the way I'm always gonna as well
I'm any plan else or gunpowder good our horses are fucking in suck
They're going to be lost, they're going to be lost this year.
The archers would have won against that channel.
I have to try and age here so I don't fall behind.
Hey, fight men!
Front line issue, I mean, you broke up front line?
No more, no more, no more.
Be supply, be supply. Get out, get out, get out.
Stop rallying, stop rallying.
I'm getting out, boy.
Alright, bro, we get out.
There's no point in the stage if we're losing it.
If we're losing it, then like the should of battle.
Sige needs more.
I think just normal archers can kill those guys.
That's what I'm doing now, I had to.
Not many out of wood.
How am I still not fully getting supplied?
Alright guys, just got supplied locked. That's just rookie shit.
Hey, we seed you wait siege it's good. It's good against capital mangoes
Yeah, but I feel like I can just run those down. I don't know I sure the quick question
I'm a good gun pedal right now, but my mic my gunman are maxed out
Wait, I think I got the wrong upgrade.
Wait, chemistry.
Oh no, that was the quick one, right?
So what do I want here, chat?
They're pushing, they're pushing.
I
Deep my boy there deep where where else him they're like staging like right here
I have a lot of me. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready to do a little bit of work here, though
Yeah, I would like to stall because I've upgrades coming through and I had to text some armies kind of dog shit, but I'm pumping now
I guess you've got to take a moment with this though.
Pull up, pull up, pull up a little bit.
Maybe we can tell them about the damage.
There, there, there, there.
The priest, the priest, the priest!
To the priest!
He's seen shit.
We're waiting, we're waiting.
I have archers there. I don't think they get mechromine. Squeeze them! Squeeze them!
Just squeeze them and we'll be able to map them! Just squeeze them!
Mass make archers like this is just dog shit
All right back out
We're getting classed on
These are suck asses
I don't have a plan to make this happen.
I can't wait to see what happens.
I have a plan to make this happen.
I have a plan to make this happen.
fucking loser
They have units that are fucking dog shit you're trash buddy buddy buddy you're from the fucking cave ages. I'm in the future
Yeah, yeah, I just upgrades are really bad. He's trying to feel it
More gold
You can pull she's in phone she's in phone
Oh, we got some horse camels in your shit, you want me to go back?
I'm good, aww they died to f**king three maintenance.
Okay, can's up, let's go!
Can's up!
We're going in!
That's like, seven?
Seven.
Like that?
Okay.
Okay.
I don't think so I got more archies coming in
They got they got they got the fucking mangle in the back. Can we back it up a little bit?
Yeah, you have a whole different army over here to save K by the way should be men. Yep
I
Wait, I think these guys what am I break roll we get over the one again by now
That's what I say. Yeah, hold it for army. Just chill in there
Come on, so much it
I
Yeah, I know who went second in the tour, he's players, but...
Good frontline, good frontline, I got...
Just, just build me a good, uh, good frontline and we win this game.
I'm not long coming in, I'm just a long ass run is the only issue.
I see I turn
I
the fucking man is that mark in his bitcher what the fuck
go go go go wait wait wait I need you I need you I'm destroying her I'm killing
workers here I can the trade I turn to you I keep fucking up the real
years I got second army coming to you
I
Look they got workers here. I gotta I gotta send some horses. Oh go go go. Go. Just do it. I mean I try to focus the camels
I don't know what's happening, he's getting out of the finish line
I don't think I need to
Oh there, these fucking siegeers
They must have like 20,000 kills each
They are not dead
They've been doing so much fucking work
Nope nope nope nope nope nope
Help!
I'm trying here bro
What the fuck!
I'm trying to hold the weapon here
I can always work with you, I had to unfortunately
Back, back, resupply resupply resupply
All right resupply resupply this is resupply
I'm killing all his workers top right look at that
Turning turning turning turning turning I got more work. I got more horses coming
Okay, we need to slow the devil we soon
I just do like 60 of his workers
I
Good
106 months walk
Go go
With the inflict pure damage, I know what you're getting resources from that. What are they doing it? Are they still trading?
Yes
where is the gold there's no gold
I'm going to get him!
It's the last one.
Oh, I have to do it. I have to do it. Can't over here.
We need to go up there. I need to go up there. I need to go up there. I'm sorry. I need to go up there.
I
Good down there yeah, because I need to go to handle what green is doing here. I'll just never win the game
If you need to retreat, retreat in stage, am I a keep?
I'm not fighting traders like their market. There's a market right there that they're probably trained to you should push to that market
I'm not here hunting whatever the fuck I can find out here, but
Oh my god, I thought I'd trade, I thought I'd trade, I found it.
I found their trade bro, their trade is getting new, their trade is getting new.
I got him lagging. Hello? Hello?
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
I'm lagging again.
I'm lagging again. I got connection loss reconnecting.
X, you have to listen to me. We can't keep killing them.
We have to choke out the resources.
I have to kill all the camels up here. I'm lagging like my game is frozen.
They're still tallying.
They're fucking tallying.
Check! Give me the pure counter!
I know what to do!
Are you lagging as well?
I mean it's like I'm I gonna show them because it's like whatever you're lagging I get I throw I freeze it
Yeah, my shit is just stuck on connecting. Oh my back. I think I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. What are you playing the game?
It's like fast-forwarding like a motherfucker. I'm watching all my you know, I play in the game
I'm in the game
Um
How do you want to be one
What
Okay, it's happening, but we're gonna win every night
Should I just win the game yeah, just win the game I guess
bro there's no way we just get cucked like this right because I'm the match
host and so that is a how a 42 minute game just ends
yeah but it's like I can't even explain to you how laggy this is like this is
is just unplayable. This guy's D-Dawson. Like there's just no way. He's building
keeps around her shit and just moving normally. My frames are just jumping like crazy. What
am I witnessing right now? That was uh, that was the plan I was...
Oh, that was a great game. I wasn't going to surrender. I didn't even care to win
this out. No, it's just a feature. I want to see it. I'm going by this frame
in the morning. Okay.
Can you guys use my units? No.
Like, look, he's like, he was moving around perfectly, like he
built a keep down here. And like, my shit was just lagging
and fast forwarding the whole time.
Oh, so I can check and see.
Um, I think the traders were green.
I think you win this.
Chad, this game should give him all my resources if I disconnect.
Like it should show all my resources and all my units and he can still play my units.
It's very unfair that it nullifies everybody.
Back in Warcraft 3, I would win games with my team over at DC and I would play him
at the same time.
Yeah, not the full capacity, because it was very difficult, but I could still get belly out of him a lot.
Oh, you think, take my relics, I've got four relics available.
No, he's no marker, you want the game.
I don't know if I want the game, like I don't know where he's at. Oh, he's behind me.
No, but there's no reason to get in on the map.
It's not the map that's right now, though.
I'm just gonna send it on this guy, like I don't even give a fuck.
Oh, he's sending it on me.
They're just gonna force in each other, bro. Fuck it.
I don't even know if I can do that hold on just let me fuck it all right
I don't even give a fuck to like deal with what he's doing in my shit because I
just don't care to chase cameras around all game I was just lose and it's just
Annoying that like the entire time I was frozen this guy was building keeps in her father this guy Doss us like
The guy was playing over lagging how's that fair?
My god, he's gonna be stayed scatling of course
I can't even catch these trade like- OHH!
I have action never seen that in my life.
Wait his trade can- They can attack with a trade?
They're gonna tag me like that
But there I don't understand it I had thousands of resources and I'm sure we're not gonna lose the game
45-minute game for that is crazy. Yeah, this guy was baby surviving and I was popped up forever
Wow, you can actually raid that shit like with the Raideries?
Yeah.
It's like I'm out of gold as well I got left.
And I'm so sad though.
I don't think I'm gonna have any peace.
It ends like that.
What a nightmare dude.
Like, fix your dog shit ass game, like, oh.
Bro, did they actually beat the dogs to server?
I understand.
I've never seen that before.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
What?
I'm just going to try to go see the stats.
I guess I was at least one minute in the morning, I just want to see the staff in the
game and see how far ahead I was.
Pick a chat, yeah I was at the time, I had to say that but yeah I was at the time.
Do you guys think you have a t-shirt coming out, do you think there's something that
I'm going to play some games
I'm going to kill them
I'm going to kill them in the corner
I'm going to help them to use their AK
I'm going to kill them
I'm going to kill them
it's good to have you with us even if just for the day we hope you enjoyed your stay
outside of the city seems like there's an eight-bar of way it's good to have you with
I was chapped the whole time!
You're sick.
June 10th, 2007.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hey!
The doors have been opened. They always start playing at random times.
I think I chapped.
Chan, fill them up!
Thanks for just being in here, Chan. This is the other match.
And uh, yeah, we're doing it all the way.
And maybe I'll start with the wall shoot.
Okay, okay, okay, let's go.
Okay.
One.
And...
My bad.
My bad, my bad.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
That was very, ew!
No.
Okay, okay, chat is so rare.
Chat is so rare.