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Yeah, this is using both steamer it
Yeah, it's a chat look it's me. It's using both of it
the right side Rio's unable to get on to it away from Cooberu
the black bag is we can see uh we can see uh we can hear uh
there's over there by that floor there are one more players but unable to be
found Salmiento shipping a ball forward well
measured in towards the run there a cloud down you couldn't control
they look ten though it's lovely still there from Salmiento
it's a little light on the ground just getting control
Jack, Jordan and Jack, Galaxia has done an answer.
You heard from before this game?
They're having no go at it, they're having no go at it.
I know Adam with that.
Talking about his prowess over penalty kicks,
which you might see later on tonight
at our Celsius energy point.
I know that there's a little bit of drama
in the diagonal of my team's structure.
I think my coach will think of Oscar,
or he'll put his new player, or key to key to player.
and all wildcarts really good and we're like no we don't we want the wildcarts to play it like it's just better
so there's a little bit of um a little bit of heat going on but it's all good
now both things to the pitch
put it forward there for man or not
I mean I really gave it better
by rios
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then gold is these and I help man
agent that press and find in the open no no way is better than that show up it's
because of shouting in that eight seven six technical area I said I said we're
going to last action but but if we make it to the finals all go to a
dimensional chat chat I'll go I'll go to the measure we're making the finals
Slow down.
We should go win both games.
I'm not a fucking ass, come on bro.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, I need to hold on.
That corner?
there and I think really probably the correct decision and already the
challenge flag has been thrown and so because of the
yo look it is going to be challenged here
I think it's a good challenge right?
I know my players, I know my players, I know my players
that was Pepe, that was our captain, Vinny Chou, that was a Christian at the
Matt Oscar Dean is they are my squad that you I'm not well no that's not good
challenge your challenge good challenge they're gonna look at it here yeah
yeah yeah off of this is again
The second look at it. What is that?
What you can see? This is the angle here.
It's kind of difficult to tell. No, it's not.
Challenge successful. Go up here.
It's here for the referee.
Challenge with successful. No corner.
Bang. So it is not going to be a corner. Bang.
We're going to start with a goal.
Bang.
Can I go to the top?
Because it did not work out.
So like, like, the Adder was fucking.
And then they're being fucking.
It just sucky.
It happens.
Like.
52 months of whole year of execution.
I don't know what to stop though.
What a block! Wait, that's him!
Brother, that's him!
Yes!
Ballon!
Pippin!
Yeah!
Yeah, oh, yeah, when you twist it
Yeah, these are ready to go. I'm a fuck up what comes in there
Mama stretch
Yeah, they're good with them. I would you see sometimes it is going to require defense
You know to get the job done. That's exactly what happens. You put in the effort of the energy. Let's go to get your rewards
Yeah, we actually might make it to the finals.
Chad, Chad, low key, low key, if we make it to the finals, they'll make a net without
giving it about this.
Yeah, tell them Oscar.
I
Wish I had like the records by
No, no, I was for them I saw the Jeff from a farce over my clothes that off sideline the attackers have to do before or
Before the last defender
It's good
It's good Rios
playing now with Benny don't get involved which game changer do you want to
see our first half game changer not bad
litchfc lead by gold to do first half game changers which could alter the way
the game is played are on side plus one or three play tell us check
looking for. Okay, I guess I'm not sure you're waiting but as you welcome those
of you watching. I heard about my opponent, Jack, what's my blood blood player?
Europa League coverage. You're welcome you to baller league matchday seven. My name is Chris
Williams, I'm here for the commentary. Well done, good job man.
for all of the proceedings throughout our five games tonight.
Yeah, they're going to kill you on the last days
on the baller league.
We're seen here by Johnny Gwisai.
So 8-7-6, United take on Glitch FC.
8-7-6, man, it's time to save both.
Glitch FC and Glitch, by XQC.
Yeah.
Both besides desperate for results as the offside
is going to come up.
Oh, Paul disallowed the final minute of normal playing here.
This is where we get our first half game changer.
That's another challenge comes in, forcing
Aretha to get onto it.
Aretha dispossessed with a little goal of the game.
No, look, give him love there.
Six to side.
No one will step out of the line.
Three minutes to see game changers.
Three alterations of the rules.
Clean.
So clean.
So clean.
Oh, this guy, bro.
Come on, come on, come on!
That's Glyn.
He'll chat.
Chat.
How many times should I Glyn chat?
Chat.
Glyn.
Hey, Glyn, where's your boat?
Glyn.
Grabbing at his shoulder.
I don't know what to do with the landing there for him.
He mentioned his fantastic record so far.
Four goals and three assists in power league so far.
He's laying on his back shoulder.
He'll come off and motion towards his shoulder.
Medical team will deal with that.
Well, that's bad if he's like dislocated or whatever.
That's terrible.
He's taking him walking off there.
They need the bachelor now.
Oh, well, that's fucked up.
that's like that
before we get to our first half game changer
the player down there in the middle of the pitch
the outside rule is that it's more big
not clean at all not clean
feeling he was caught
I
Okay, I don't know how it works, sir.
Please, please, just do the line.
Please, not one plus one, please.
Okay, then, so, onside, if you see,
game changer, the way this works is real.
No off, there is no offside.
No offside, no line, no longer, in effect,
the lowest speed.
Listen, relax, you have the game, all right?
There's no offside, no fuera lugar.
Beware, communicate.
Listen, hey, and you're play,
So why don't we change outfits?
Please make sure he gets fixed.
Hey, hey, hey, come on down.
Come on, come on.
No off-sides.
You like where we got it?
You like where we got it?
No off-sides.
No off-sides.
No off-sides is insane.
The same way we just left.
Cherry pick them.
Yeah, but also we got to stay back.
We got to leave us.
True, true, true, true, true.
Just use that with possession in this first half game changer.
Where's he at?
Hello?
in this first half game changer.
Hello?
I can't do that.
You did it so easy.
I can't do that.
It won't be for the goalkeeper, Nathan Gutierrez,
to put it back in play.
Long goal of the game coming from Pipe Fernandez.
Stake from the goalkeeper.
You see everyone forward.
That long ball play, Pipe trying to help it on.
V, the man!
That kicker temple, that was audacious there.
Oh!
Is that him?
Well saved there.
Is that him?
Oh my god, oh my god.
What an attempt, that one was partial to the
byline that eventually given as a goal kicker.
Look at that one.
He caught it reasonably well.
I get it, look at that one.
This is three against one.
Banker wants it all the way.
Keep right in the agency's teammates, rightfully so, especially if they go offside.
Look at the goalkeeper there.
Boom!
We're no offside.
You can play a pass to Loretta.
Okay.
That's a lot, that's a lot.
You think?
That's right, that's right.
That's right.
I'm going to go to the left side of the line.
He's scared.
Lifted forward and the header is there to be won.
So close.
So close.
Right side of target.
Nope.
It was a double-double-double-double.
We don't care.
Who wears a chain while playing football?
You know, it's real nice.
Why is there a little wearing a fucking chain?
Chippin, keeping a play there for Canito.
Played it down the line rather than central.
The pass was there for Sebastan to report to play.
Shit.
Yeah, of course that had to happen. Are you kidding me?
All the way back to the end.
Yeah, nobody on Lale here. Why are they on Lale, man?
7-6.
Did not find the goal in their last game.
I hope we'll find one here.
They have been a decent score of goals
of goals their previous game ended four no we didn't get it it was on that see like my hotel back in jr.
well i'm mad at her forwarded towards godroing see the gold people way off this i'm mad at her
now when it's a ceiling we're gonna talk about the boulders keeps balls into the ceiling
you're going automatic change of possession
The other than said, 17 months.
Can I get a welcome?
Four.
Good job, you done.
Well, have fun, Tracy.
Goal, bro.
Able to get onto it with the ball.
the ball of this game here for
Glitch FC lead 876 by
the man can run but can he can
he lead a manager of the ball
team? No.
Great stay composed.
We're playing well.
Okay.
It's not like me.
Stay composed.
Stay composed.
Listen at the end of the day.
All right.
The one thing I will say the
goalkeeper they keep playing
back.
So he's pro lefty.
So he doesn't get like me
and make him uncomfortable.
That's how we make that
goal.
We make him uncomfortable.
If they continue to play back to the goalkeeper, mark the line and I'm here and I'm pressing him, but make sure he puts it on his right foot.
Especially if he comes here and he goes right back. Block this off and go. If we go, it's got to happen. Don't second guess yourself.
Especially if you're here, they play there and it's go. Make him uncomfortable and know that he's going to play.
I
with uh same starting line starting line
for what though the way I didn't say that
she was undoubtedly the surfer for that first time
no spoon with my soup
What the hell am I going to say?
There's another 10 minutes left.
You give us the plan, it's falling through.
Is it going to be 40 minutes of driving?
Then you assume it's 40 minutes of driving.
Again, just a normal treatment.
It makes sense.
It makes sense, it makes sense.
extra point of the table.
What do you mean?
I was away.
Imagine they didn't make like all of these large champions
still left to play after this one.
Like the U-Play winners versus the U.S. winners.
I'm giving these guys millions of ideas.
First touch didn't quite come off.
Nope, nope, not out, not out.
Into the opposition.
It's not the end of the challenge.
No, no, no, no.
He goes, and here he goes.
That's so funny.
And eventually, he comes it out of there.
Oh.
I mean
What is going on?
What the fuck is he doing?
What the fuck is that?
Nah, Chaddy, he didn't mention it bro
We'll check out something he's saying for y'all bro
Trust, trust, trust
I'm telling you trust
What?
What?
kick it
does that allow
normal that glitch FC to happy
to the butterflies in their favor
that's why I'm fucking kick that shit
good pressure
good pressure
ooh nice nice nice nice
he did it again
bro what is up with this guy
he didn't get
MLS 90s shootout style
Two is left there.
From Atlanta.
That was nice.
The black could have gone in.
Wait.
No, no, no.
That's not going for the only.
That's just going.
Go, go, go, count.
Slow with pace.
Who is supposed to be there?
And you bet on Dean.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
True.
We're shooting the lead.
playing out good possession.
So far, with their advantage, who I had to it though.
Well actually, I was only going to the last game.
So my father, they'll clap their hands up.
There's going to be the extra, the extra gamers.
But yeah, at the time of the game.
Well no, he fucked up.
He didn't touch it, he didn't touch it.
No, no, he didn't touch it, he didn't touch it.
I know, but Shaolin, he didn't touch it,
he didn't touch it, it doesn't matter.
It's going to be a peel that this one also
should have been a corner.
Wait, that isn't a corner.
Wait, that isn't a corner.
The borders are valuable. I'm still being there.
They're valuable.
There's going to be a deal that will be out in a few weeks.
It's on the gas.
But if you're tired, it's not going to be coming.
No, sir.
No, sir.
I don't know, but I'm not going to be there.
I know.
Sixty-three months can I finally get
welcomes to the jungle?
Please, Mr. Reyes.
Why not?
And now the...
of this one. Is there a deflection in there? There's going to be an appeal here.
No, look, so there's contact there of that challenge. It comes up. No, there isn't.
Go back in your official look, or you can red-line and kill the soldier.
Lord, not the left.
Johnny's in the corner, not the top.
Here is that.
what that comes in one here from the record what's the set for it's born so
it is a corner what I just am taking that deflection on it's way out
reading along with chatting here on what YouTube
It's a team of you see folks that strike comes in it's early people with the
effort some get to help me to play out of the trouble
some get to know no no it's up to behind cloud out first time trying to turn
defense into attack it does go off for a corner and it is going to be a second
a corner flag here so and for those unaware two corners apiece which means
the next one for either side will result in a penalty kick
good all generate yo
act for Steve and you know about this and the reps have been against us almost
almost every game.
Who doesn't make the wrap, sir?
But the ball's in the mood.
I guess that's almost every game.
It's a disaster, sir.
Well, last game,
A&BZ was like trying to kill us.
They were trying to kill us.
Cemento playing out.
Both looked down there from outside.
Cemento unable to get onto it.
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Rios with the flick on.
Prada.
Volleyed into the, actually managed to find its way through.
How we play?
The holes in the structure of the ceiling.
Somehow, his long clearances have found their way through them.
Long distance effort, positioning there from that right angle.
He's down, oh come on man, you have options there man.
Salmiento.
Claudel.
That challenge will come in, it will be a free kick.
Flynn, Flynn, you're scram-able to walk in.
Flynn, Chad tells us where you're watching from.
All over the world, here's the challenge that comes in.
Where are you guys watching from?
We'll read out some of those solutions.
Delicious!
One of them was San Miento, launched well over the board, gone out of play, and he scored
a second check.
There's Gutierrez playing out.
That header is essentially well worn there.
Good! Good challenge from Coupe.
Press! Good press!
Good press!
Just important, just way into trouble, but we'll play it out of there.
We're just playing, man!
We'll say it. This is luckily played out the right side.
We'll say it, looking for that square way.
We'll recovery.
Who's that one in the middle?
Good! Good! Good block!
That one's getting handsy!
We're trying to save for Berreta.
Goal kick.
We're going to go off of last.
It is a goal kick.
It's going to be that appeal that it should be the third corner of the game.
And it is indeed not over.
There we go.
No.
No.
Don't jump that.
We're going to go home.
Amino, Amino, Amino.
Hey, hey.
The Japs are getting to the other leg.
BLEED!
BLEED!
BLEED!
BLEED!
Come on.
It wasn't going to me, it wasn't going to me,
I tell you what, I'm done.
Bane! Bane! Bane!
Buddy, buddy got his legs rolled in it.
Shrash!
That's my boy Gustavo!
La Ligia!
Gustavo!
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Bingo!
Bingo!
I appreciate it.
I love the team Volta. I love the team Volta.
But they could only be one winner.
We'll put...
Hey, I'm disrespected.
But there's a spectator here.
But only one of us can win.
there
Wephry's gonna ask her to be retaken
She a free kick not a
He's got a six deliberating we have to find something
I like going back five women's real plan
That was that
That was fine, that was fine
There he is.
Oh, he's here.
Shit.
Yo, yo.
Jack, Pipe is here.
Jack, Loki.
Pipe is Jack.
He's the local messiah.
He's firing forward, but
he was in an outside position.
No, Pipe.
Pipe.
Pipe.
No.
It's actually insane.
Not quite that much.
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to give it away.
That's what!
That's what!
Jesus, damn it!
Gomes, posed out by a red, I'll lift it away.
Sharp goalkeeping and a key over there.
The referee said, stand up.
Get down.
He's going to get up. He's smacking the ground but referee letting the play go on and that long-distance effort is fired by there for Brighorn.
Lifting forward, got it all controlling. Hensel play it on the second time.
Prada, cutting inside, held forward and eventually grabbed by the goalkeeper.
that's a good shot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Oh boy.
Play with him.
Oh, he's a silly finishist.
How old were those?
That's the old one.
The last goal.
Oh, now he's out of it.
Now he's out of it, my boy.
He's still got it.
That's nice.
Okay.
Okay.
Now he's laying out.
I'm gonna go back.
Look back.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh!
Three, seven, six.
The work done.
The next one.
Change this.
Oh, my God.
That's something in it.
That's something in it.
I asked the goalkeeper to have the score.
Nobody cheered him. Nobody cheered him.
He should have had the goal, but nobody gets the puck.
Literally nobody cheered him.
I didn't hear a citizen say,
Oh!
Well played for a long time.
This is what I wanted.
Goal drive to W.
Shlussing up, contact him.
I got shot down.
I got shot down.
If you see down to these one-on-one situations,
absolutely thrive.
Go down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Stop the counter.
Two goals in a minute!
Cushion, Cushion!
Cushion!
Yep, but it's ice!
Two to eight!
Fantastic goals!
Two to eight, seven, six!
Cushion!
Cushion, I'm fucking too...
Hey, hey!
Rack! Rack!
Oh!
Everyone just seems to be able to take my deflection on its way.
Yo, yo, what's up with the best?
Hey, hey, what can I do for you?
Don't forget it.
Come on, man, you can't get it!
Come on, come on, it's going, it's going!
Fight it forward, fight it forward.
It's this play that you should be able to receive.
Okay.
Okay.
Keep it, keep it, keep it.
Keep it back.
Oh.
West Link 4, and he goes on this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be 4 of the JFC to take out.
Yeah!
Yeah!
One of them hits, two of them.
No more.
Oh, no.
No, no.
One of them hits, two odds and no more play.
Reflin' up against the bottom side of the beans,
and the bottom lanes have got two goals.
Watch out over there on that first side.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
They hit a single mom in the ground.
Like, are we going to ask her?
No, no, wait, wait!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God!
I like that!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Are you dead ass? What the fuck is that? What a ridiculous player.
Get in my car, man.
That's it.
Hey, big talent, big talent.
It's going to be a challenge here, I guess you might as well.
In that situation, you have to fly, you might as well try and save.
And this goal is actually outside.
Jack, we only have a minute left of contestant.
I just said the goal was on, so...
That's actually why we're in contestant.
So, it's just true, we play!
Right now there's a challenge, right?
So we scored a goal but they called it outside so we're challenging it right now.
So that's what they're doing right now.
They're reviewing the play to see if it's not off, so we have another goal.
Okay.
Alright?
In five seconds after that, there's a big game here.
Okay.
And then you know what the one, what that one is or no, we don't know yet what
that one is.
I
Let me know I can't see the replay is it a gold
I stopped drinking
Now look at the game, but we don't like to have anyone.
Chance the game, and also challenging future decisions.
Chance the game.
Game changer.
As we will now reach.
Chad, watch it deep. He wants to be under.
Oh, come on, please.
Please.
Not the wall. Not what I wanted.
We sort of slowed it down, rolls a lot of...
a lot of what's it like but the thing is the bad thing about it I hate to speak
it today system but they have two corners one more to get a penalty then
they equalize this shit that's good we're gonna we're gonna yeah yeah yeah
fuck value those men tried it that's fine it might fit another family one and
two if you play stand over the game fair play if we get a draw I'm not
actually we cannot be smart you have to draw the contact with the double
But our game doesn't change.
Please let the post-bots have this.
They got two corners.
We cannot give them another one.
All right, wake up and please finish them there.
Let's go, let's go, let's have it.
The Brazil is getting tired, man.
Let's start, boss.
Boss.
So we can't foul.
Oh, yeah.
Let me, let me, let me.
There's a small foul.
We got a card.
So we will see.
This is a dangerous game.
If any fouls do result in this.
We're about to get hit at the closet.
It's a vivid reference.
They're done just.
They're on the left to go up the rail.
For the five minutes.
They're on the left.
Some more submissions for people to watch in focus.
Some more to watch in alphadia.
Okay.
Red, red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
I don't think we're going to find a driver.
Wait, where's the Leo, man?
I'm actually mad.
Hey.
You think they off?
I'll bring the N.
No, no, no, no.
We're still going.
No, no, no, no.
We're still on one.
No, don't touch it!
Don't touch!
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm done.
It's not important.
It's the reverse.
It's slow.
Wait, is that...
It's not 4 to the game, but it's OK.
It's not going to get mad.
It's 4 to the game.
Not first.
No! No! No!
Let me know.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
That's right, clean, clean, clean, clean.
Do it on offense, do it on offense, do it on offense.
I'm in now, we need to win, we need to win.
No draw, no draw.
Back up, back up, back up.
Nice, nice, nice.
Bro, bro.
The big, the big, the big.
What?
What?
What?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Oh my God.
the situation
One minute, one minute, one minute
You challenging me?
You challenging me?
Yo, why are you at the camera?
Go look at the foul!
Go look at the foul!
Look at the camera!
She was a great jitter!
I don't know how people play. My heart has been a long twist.
Chad, there's no way this is a corner, right?
That's a corner.
The challenge was not successful. It's a penalty.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Well, actually, it's a bad call.
It's looking to challenge you guys. Well, it's at your corner.
It turns to a penalty kick.
That's okay. That baby is wrong.
It's the same result, but still...
Stay alive in that playoff chase.
We're going to get to the game with eight points right now.
The playoff line is 14.
I need something.
And Gones has already scored a penalty.
We'll go for his second.
Gustavo Gones hesitates into the finish line.
Oh!
And he put a terrible miss in that situation.
And now in 7-6,
You can steal a yellow-white product right, and it is winding out for a goal.
It's flying by the time of the fleshy, all the way out, and it's at 6-7 a chance to challenge it.
With that go-glitch, in the final seconds, you're blown off as a way for the champion.
And that's wrong, but the result that suits neither team,
all the way out, and the chance is gone.
So this game is going to end with a point of peace.
876 we think is incredible.
We gotta go hide them up now. We gotta go hide them up. It's all good.
How many people, uh, go to finals? Four teams?
I'm sorry, Chuck.
How do you see that?
Game like this in start. Obviously not the result that you guys wanted.
We all thought that Glitch FC had the win, but you guys came back and got the one point.
Very intense game. Both teams played well. We played much better than we have up on set now.
I think every game was much better.
Wow.
And yeah, let's just close out the coming games with six points and get it done.
Unfortunately, the map is not looking very good for A76 to make it to the finals, but obviously in sport, it's always a win.
And you know what? And with the dreams of the other teams. What is special about this A76 team and what do you think you miss in a way?
I think we have a lot of young players. We all come out, we give it our all in every game.
And I think if anything, we're just missing a bit of experience in this type of format. But you know, every game we're better, we keep improving.
Listen one thing we know for sure this match was electric. Thank you so much for that game
We appreciate you guys being here and keep scoring goals. That was
What what are the possible ways out to make it
on instagram a thousand dollars on tiktok your chance to follow at follow the usa for your opportunity to it
why are you using the first player into double digits
I'm not getting, I don't know, is there no way we're going to get in it?
Speed United is the best club in the world.
Oh man, it never gets old, does it?
I know it doesn't get old for this guy.
when you win, how many points do you get, Sam?
Speed United, whatever is that last week, you know?
I mean, we know Speed loved it, but how did you feel like it?
The only way to make it in would have been to the top four,
both the bulls, and we double win, right?
That was the only way to win, right?
The four, three, three.
Everybody minding to the four, three, four.
What are we gonna say?
Okay, what's your interpretation of the four, three, three?
It's not a formation, it's a mentality.
It's a mentality.
It's a state of mind.
Okay.
And everyone's bought into it.
So it's just, it's our thing now, you know?
Okay, well.
I gotta ask because we know speed, speed.
Okay, is it two games up or one game up?
Right.
Okay.
What are your conversations with him like before matches?
I mean, he's just a normal guy.
He's a good friend.
He's a good guy.
Yeah.
Just motivates you.
Crazy energy.
I don't know how he thinks stuff like that.
I thought I was crazy energy.
One of the teams loses twice.
And we win twice.
So he's speed, you know?
absolutely now moving forward obviously match day seven still a few more games
left today a big one against for the NFC what do you think it's gonna take to get
that three points and start 433 we got to stay same mentality you know we can't
change things check just on paper if Marlon is a double win and one of these
guys double loses it and the double win the condition we make it in the top four
you're now sitting in second place it'll be six points it would mean that
15
Thank you so much. Good luck tonight.
Thank you so much.
Let's do it all!
Okay, um, well, that's that.
Yo, chat, I'm, I'm Ashibata.
So they would need to triple lose.
Okay, the reality is, Jeff, the reality is, and I'm not kidding,
the three players that I scouted were all stolen, all of them.
them all three players I found three players that were extra from my wall
cards right and speed actually stole them
okay we can start soon now no that's fine I should do it on my game
what is this hello I had a little bit of a problem on the road I was wondering
I'd like to use your phone.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Look, um, I'm really sorry that we got disconnected earlier, but, um, some things have happened.
I'm in, like, a seriously fucked up situation right now.
It looks like there's a chance that we might not get to talk to each other again.
what the okay okay why does this guy have some form of like MP5 like variants
and he's like an assuer and there's the guy I'm doing it the guy from doom to
spawned into the sewers like bro we're missing so many fucking pictures
I just wanted you to know.
I love you.
What?
What?
Um, okay, okay, okay, is this Resident Evil, like the actual brand?
Is this the actual IP?
Or is this just a coincidental term?
Guys, is it, is it, is it, is it like a, like a name hop or is it just actual,
So actually the brand, um, no, it's the same brand look, look, it's simply have you seen
what probably the best horror movie of the last five years.
Okay.
As you're doing, they're doing the old school, but the evil like they was in the games.
I would do that. Now they're running the Resident Evil, like the one in the swaps, right. It's
like a more real, less corporate, less whatever, a type of RE outbreak, biohazard.
Okay, 7,777,777.
77,777
like it's more real-style
i'm actually mad
that that looks terrible for a reasonable game
it was in raglan city, a film from a pov, a normal guy including first person shooter
action wide lens, many easter eggs, dog shit
it's not claimed to be set during resident evil 2
off the only thing that was a little too on
it's just mad
it's just mad
uh... i i i i don't think that people want this
i don't know if it's rage-baited when xqc judges movies by the trailer
which they did excuse me some have called you the bad boy of twitch
what do you have to say about this is that are you the bad boy of twitch
was that right now
I'll buy the Vancouver Whitecaps if you're as interested in.
Well, you want to sell it?
Chad, what is the Whitecaps?
What is that?
I don't know what that is.
Soccer team.
I'll split the 50-50.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, train.
I have experience in managing.
I'll split the 50-50.
I
Was this
The core boys
I'm living with me, I'm going with me
I'm living life right now, I ain't gonna miss what I'm gonna do
Tell the silver, tell the silver
I'm just falling from my over
Yeah!
What the f*** are you doing?
What the f*** are you doing?
Yeah!
Let's do it!
New house, new crib
We gotta pop it up, we gotta show it
Wait, is it, we're all, the song in the back it
You gotta pop it off. You gotta show him.
This is my room.
Now, we got a new one.
Is that the S680 my box?
Yeah, look. I've read some of my little books.
That's all I got, yo.
Oh, you got a new one.
You just need a snap.
Yeah, please, bro.
You should be the most hyped about this.
Yo, yo, you're spinning like a llama.
That's true.
You're spinning like a llama.
Ooh, basketball court.
And tennis court
Jack
Yeah, I I squeaked it whatever yeah, I feel like this slogan should it is just in the past like
Be different when it's like it's like you know, I mean it's the opposite
That's like that be everybody else
My squeak man
I
It's just one of those like LA mansions like that is always for rent whatever
We have more real estate than the last house
I'm not jealous, I wish I could tell you how I'm not- bro, bro, bro, living in LA
rental is what is- I mean, I'm trying not to do it with my life, bro, I mean, I'm
going to them, I'm trying to- bro, there's nothing else in the world that I wanted to
to do less than going to a rented LA house.
It's the-
Should we go upstairs and have more?
You take it out of there.
No, out in the area, I don't know what to do with this.
This is where I'm at.
Woo!
It's expensive, it's unproductive,
and it smells bad.
It smells bad.
It's helpful if I should.
I know you're gonna go crazy.
Fuck a hole for me on that couch.
Hey, how many spots did you bring in?
Yes, Dave, yes, Dave!
Yes, Dave!
Okay.
They had the world war, so yeah.
The house is in LA, okay?
And the construction isn't like from five years
or six years, the reality is that your house
smells like fucking straight dog shit.
Unless you have a lot of tile,
unless you do really good with the house
and how it's gonna seal,
this smells like fucking assed dog shit.
Like, you think that an LA house
with all this wood, it smells normal?
But there's, the moisture gets into the wood.
The moisture gets in the heat and the house smells like fucking ass dog shit.
Why do you all keep thinking about me having a set?
Bro, you gotta fuck somebody in front of us, bro.
I want to hear it right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because that was a set.
I want to sweat on you, say.
Yo, how horrible is this?
But it's cool though.
I'm going to be putting it nasty in his bag.
So right next door is actually my stream room.
My stream room right through here, that could be in that corner.
I already got it all set up.
We got the jerseys on the wall, Kobe, Luca, and Shaq.
How do you get this up so fast?
Because I'm not talking about business.
Oh, simple though.
Oh!
I swear I don't need to find her there.
Oh, this is it, ladies.
This is insane.
You believe in a catapult?
No, Al, ladies, we just got broke.
He's wonder-wood in the new Howard.
Oh!
He's got to take over, sir.
You know, for emerging streamers,
I'm gonna tell you this is cool.
Like, like, like, don't hit your own.
I mean, this is like what you would want.
Like, you're an emerging streamer,
you're with the boys, you get to get a rented house.
It's fun for content, it's not anything.
I mean, I mean, depending on the end of the day.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's my room right here.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a nice room, it's calm.
I stole a deck, messy jersey, hung it up on your desk.
Because emerging, emerging means that you're sick,
spending it, you're still going forward.
You're still like pushing the banners
of what you've done before.
like these are kids that are there they're gonna knew on the block like what
Fuck why it's pretty dirty not organized at all. I just started this to be like
Also to its next at night. That's cool
Streams have been fine
I
Know it's good because they're
Like what one long driveway right a lot of space or whatever they have a lot of people there
It's pretty safe. Even if it gets leaked or whatever, right?
I'm sure a lot of people on the spot. It's like it's it's gonna it's wide open
But they have a lot of people so it's like good
Nobody nobody y'all listen. I'm gonna say right now. We challenge anybody everybody. Anybody
Yeah, look at him right now
I
Can I can ever do us your house not these days
Brother, it's fucking miserable like like whether I'm not I'm not gonna be rude. I'm being dead-ass with you
It's fucking miserable. Okay, it's what it is. I mean, yeah, people in the past have tried it to kind of
they're gonna
It's bro. You don't have a lot of privacy. The rooms are echoing. You can hear everybody doing everything all the time
You get woken up by the most annoying shit
Everybody's always got something going on when they were trying to chill out. Yeah
Like it's what it is
Okay, what is this like this no idea
always
Next thing.
I'll watch this for the second time, thank you.
Honestly, like where things went wrong,
we just couldn't get aligned.
There were two halves to this brand and this company.
One was very much in front of the camera.
That's the part that you know.
And then we have a whole other side in the back.
And that's where over the last few months,
like I have to just fully take accountability
and just accept the fact that that's where
I went wrong in this.
That's where I fucked up.
A couple other parts we'll get into, don't worry,
but mainly the alignment.
And I wish I could plead ignorance.
I really do.
I wish I could say, fuck, I didn't know, do,
like mistake, whatever, but I did know.
I did.
My entire career, I've ignored contracts and deals.
I've signed bad deals.
I fucking have been fucked over.
I haven't paid attention to this boring stuff
because that's not me, that's not for me.
But I assume this role as CEO.
I sold the boys a dream on fucking phase B
and the biggest thing ever.
And we succeeded.
We succeeded on the Beijing. Everybody's much better off because of it. Um, and it's just
a shame.
Like I said last time, I mean, I met with them a year and a half ago and I told them, um,
that that they would have to monetize one and two. They would have to find a way to
make the phase guys and make it help phase. The phase guys help themselves with phase,
They didn't help phase it like the way that works is simple is
I think I I said then I said that never saw with banks and I told them this is it if tomorrow
The guys would leave phase and I swear to them. I said tomorrow everybody were to leave phase, right?
Is phase bigger because of because of the guys what they did it is absolutely not
like phase phase didn't really grow or go anywhere from them being doing also
don't face it didn't bring the brand anywhere like it's a it's a layer that
doesn't cement itself it's a layer that comes on and comes off like now tell
me okay now now tell me that this gave a phase clan the brand and their their
Twitter and their teams on eSports and the things that give them money now
Now prove to me that the phase guys help phase and the brand get more money and get more things
going on with their brand and actually make made them profitable.
Absolutely not.
There's nothing zero.
Absolutely fucking zero.
And that's how that works.
So I checked on like you could have a plan to go from here where you get that buzz
And to turn it into money and then into, um,
so that's viable for phase, but they never did it. So I mean, what can you do?
That's just, that's the problem.
So all he had is an investment and, and, and temporary, um, yeah,
is what it is.
Kobe of the youth.
This is like me and like,
Here's my take on this whole thing like I want everyone to understand there's no way shape for my my hating I just think
That his first stream back he should have came and kind of just tried to speak on
Like new beginnings and stuff. It was good. I we did that he chose great, but I just think that like
the way it was
Okay, phase in the OG card clan.
Money, money, money is it?
Oh, sorry, phase culture viewer, up we'll take it.
You're brain dead, man.
Phase these days in the eSports team.
Phase these days, the card fans are bringing it $0,
zero sponsors, zero actual tangible income dollar sign.
Delights are turned off.
No, hold on, hold on, let me rephrase this.
Nothing happens if you remove all the fans
of the guys who watch the Montages, okay?
because that's just not how things work these days.
What they do now is esports.
Esports is their main drive for investors, for money,
for anything about their esports, right?
And it's been the hardest things for companies
to find a way to turn their esports of ventures
into dollar signs.
And nobody's done it right, except for 100 thieves maybe.
But there are no profitable ores out there
that are doing good off of esports.
because it's a very big on that vest.
It's still very bubbly on the, on the esports side of it.
Right?
It's still very investor funded
and the incomes are pretty bad.
There's not a lot of money coming in.
I mean, monetizing has been the biggest mystery
on how do you monetize esports?
And people haven't figured it out yet.
T4 is profitable.
was launched. People now have this misconception that like, because of the last shit that happened
that made them fall out, that's the problem. Right? Like that's the problem. That's the
issue. So I think it could have waited.
He was putting out on, I'm out of taken that's going to be true in 10 years. And
we're going to say, wow, wow, he was, he was right. And I'm going to get shown
for the next 10 years, right?
The real take is that eSports is complete dog shit.
Gamers don't spend, gamers don't care.
And even if the gamers were to care in a month,
the game will change and the patch will come in
and they're gonna watch something else.
And they're gonna care about something else.
And they're gonna move on.
And all the money that's been invested
those franchises and these teams and the assets
and the offices and the rooms and the chairs
and the tables and the whatever, right?
All that money will go nowhere.
And the value is that eSports need to explode and die again
and go back to being grassroots
where people only put a dollar in it
if there's a dollar that's gonna come back in
because that's what kinda needs to happen.
Like you don't need to have these massive
production huge mega stage world stage buddy some of this shit we can run on
fumes like so you can run some people can do a home tournament at home with
zero production with a couple boys and have a hundred k viewers on any game if
that's the game if you want to watch it nobody cares about it some dead game
that they'd have 10 mil 50 million production in rent in team salaries
is that it gets like 8K viewers.
But it needs to go back to being close
to what the people watch what they watch
and how much, how much money there is.
But now it's all like investors in investor field
and it's been like this.
Like, yeah, it's like this.
So I think it's worth me to blow up again.
Again, like it happened in the past where I generally thought that Overwatch League would have helped
Make it blow up faster
It's all watch League still a lot of investors away people don't understand this
What we watch League was 20 million of spot 20 male 20 30 million spot plus salaries and plus contracts plus employees
We're talking about a $50 million per team investments, right and
And Jack, I wish I could show you like a Netflix movie.
I could have brought my camera,
because I mean, I don't want the footage anymore,
but you would go around
and they had these rooms full of merch to sell
and this should move out the shelves.
Like, brother, I think there's less than like
50 fucking jerseys solver player for the whole league.
But they probably made less than
fucking two-in-a-k in merch shelves.
Like butter and you're talking about a billion.
That's a billion dollars.
Check that's a billion would it be?
Overwatch League was a billion dollars,
like going fucking nowhere.
And you would think that,
wow, that's gonna make everything blow up, right?
That's gonna make, you know what I mean?
It's gonna make eSports gonna slow down,
but it really didn't.
And it's, I mean, it should have been a hint
that like, you know, like slow down as.
You said that you would not buy a League of Legends team
last year because of player overload?
Yeah.
Do you still think that?
Yeah, absolutely.
I think it's done.
Yeah.
I mean, you know what the meta is, right?
And so they change everything all the time,
whether it's Overwatch, whether it's League of Legends,
Fortnite, for that matter, it's not really an eSport.
But still, when it's a five-person team
and the meta changes every 90, 120 days,
it's like a whole new game.
And so you have, you know, it's so competitive
and it's so, where is this,
because this is not a video, this is a stream.
He's still my taken.
So these are watching my streaming in real time
and they're getting my take and it's ongoing.
Manually and physically streaming.
He's still my taken.
That it's brutal.
So that's part one.
Part two is the economics.
I think a lot of people who bought into teams,
not the esports themselves,
had no idea how bad a business it was.
No idea.
In aggregate, it's a good,
they could have just called myself owner.
Yo, yo, so he's been there, dude, they had myself on,
they could have just called myself owner.
Yo, yo Felix, what's up man?
Yo, shit's trash buddy, shit's trash.
Business, is it growing?
Yes, but domestically here in the United States,
it's an awful business.
You might know why, you might know why.
Chat, I swear this is not offensive, it's not racist.
This is just flat out.
Esports died the minute that they started
having imports.
They should have been an import cap in the legion of state mostly local
NA players watched NA players most of the time and sometimes there was going to be an EU player that comes in because it's very good or whatever
But then they started making it, it's not racist, it's just the fact that a big portion of gaining is really the relatability
People can relate they say the games being played this could be music when you see five dudes
Five years in Korea from China whatever right and they go to interviews and there's not much is this there's a translator
There's not much not much going on
You can't lose that relatability
Like it's just gonna what it is
Esports started out
Initially off to some guys in a room yelling each other right swimming at them and it's like oh man
This is me. This is him now. It's just kind of like yo
I feel like I'm I'm watching pro play and it's like bots and even that's not even a
Origin thing now even the NA players are bored because they have to be boring because they have to be so good
Bro
If it was only if there was only any players it would be dog shit then nobody would get nobody would care
People would go um
LCK better LCK, but I'm not gonna watch it. I'm not watching LCS cuz LCK is better
Nobody gives a fuck. I don't want to watch absolute pro best play. I'll watch LCK at night. Sure. If I don't watch some fucking dog shit and moronic
NA
As you like you get together. I'll watch LCS
But now they've got to mix it up together and I was just like none of these watchable
It sucks and owning a team owning a team is an awful business. And so I think
I think you're seeing a lot of consolidation as people get out and try to sell.
You see a lot of people trying to raise more money, you see the valuations coming down.
And I think a lot of people who bought in didn't recognize the difference between a stream and viewer in Europe and Asia versus a stream and a viewer here.
I mean, you read eSports Observer and you see all the Twitch numbers and everything, you see the aggregate hours.
And what was it? Even with Overwatch League, 300-some thousand maximum global viewers,
I'm talking about the exact number. That's not a huge number.
So where's the money at?
Overwatch League, 300-some thousand maximum global viewers.
Yeah, these numbers were so bought in it. These numbers were so bought in, it's comical.
Brother, brother, for guys, for multiple years, for multiple years, they tried to hide the
the numbers with them. They ran a test on MLG. For the pre-season, they said, fuck it,
we're gonna run over on MLG servers, on MLG TV. And I had an insider whistleblower that
was talking to me. And he told me the numbers of how many people were actually watching
it and I went, yo. I had already signed a contract to play in the watch league. When
I heard that I was like, I will restart to organize my exits chat.
I was already organizing how I was going to exit out of a watch and save myself
because how am I going to market myself as a 10 K Andy to a 14 K Andy stream?
Like how does it make sense for me to be a player and a brand market myself?
Because it's like, um, you know what I mean?
It doesn't make sense.
It, there's nothing to gain from it.
like I have to get the fuck out of here. I forget the exact number. You know, that's
not a huge number. So where's the money at? You're an expert in this. There's not, I
mean, being in Asia, there's money, right? If you're in Korea, there's tons of money
there. It's, it's, it's not about the viewer numbers. It's about the blood transfer.
I'm not any part of a league. It's going to suck all my blood. And I'm just
Is this a charity? Is this charity work?
Why would I take days off to practice?
Go to the office practice, do swims, do matches.
I can't stream, I can't make videos, I can't vlog.
I couldn't even play, I couldn't, I wasn't even allowed to stream it when the games were live.
The contract said, you can't even stream it.
So why would I lose everything in another game?
It's just about the exchange of value.
It's real if you're in China. There's money there here
Not so much not so much. I mean look at look at what the streamers go through. I mean ninja kills it, right?
Yeah, they make a lot of money. Yeah, he makes a ton of money
But he went to mixer because to make that money you got streamed 10 hours a day and not have a life
You know if you look at the aggregate hours again, I think you know, I've read eSports observer all the time
on the number of hours that somebody has to stream
and average 18,000 concurrent viewers.
Just, they make good money, but it's brutal, brutal.
And then the minute they fall off, boom.
You spend a lot of time reading though
and it's dedicated to your craft
and it equals a lot of money for you too.
So I mean, I think anyone who makes a lot of money.
Yo, Mark, you should have picked up his phone
and called the boys and say,
No, because stop investing in the E-Sport.
It's shit.
Like stop listening to the fucking,
to the recipient of VC.
They go, yep, guys, this is good.
Look all the viewers, guys.
And sell them on this pipe dream
that they're investing dozens of millions of dollars on
that is going to the fucking void.
Talk to Rick Fox, talk to Mark Cuban.
Some of these guys actually,
they've committed not only their money,
but they're tired of this and they actually went on the field
and see what it's like.
These days, no, what it's like.
Like, they're usually working really hard.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, I mean, like I said, I'm competitive.
Did you know that we're a GIF when you search Mic Drop?
Yes.
You didn't know that?
Yeah.
I get sent it all the time.
Yeah.
Huge, that was one of my first eSports events.
I think you were kind of right at the beginning.
Yeah, I was coming to play League of Legends, yeah.
And you swore for me so that you
could give another $10,000 a charity.
And you grabbed, yeah, I'm like.
Yes, yes, Rick Fox, so all this is within 2019,
then social content, yo, Rick Fox, you're a rich guy.
You went to eSports, why did you sell one?
Why did you sell your shit?
I mean, was it not good?
I mean, seeing that you went both feet,
and he would have said, this shit is trash, dawg.
Fuck this.
They should call Rick Fox, yo, what are they about this?
And he would have said, fuck you,
and then be able to guard the point.
And now eSports is just trolling the game.
What the fuck is this shit?
This is day 5, let's fucking go.
I'm proposing a new term.
I started going into the grocery store, I picked up the thing that I wanted and then I would go.
It's our survival technique.
Gotta get to live, gotta steal it.
You're paying me for that.
No, babe. Who do they feel are right?
People are taking small things from big corporations,
and they're feeling just fine.
Like, look, everyone's trouble-tinked from Whole Foods
when you're shopping, man.
You're not gonna steal from a deli like that.
Mahoffus, fuck Whole Foods.
Fuck Bezos, fuck Amazon all life.
We should be rioting, but we're tired,
So I'm gonna take these bagels it isn't a slippery slope. What's going on with our moral code?
I'm talking to political commentator Hassan Piker yo
Well, of course it's hard to justify and stealing and the most dog shit fucking trash behavior
And Hassan is the fucking main of course of course
Well, what's more fitting than the shittiest when behavior possible and then it jumps to fucking Hassan's on the mainstream
and New Yorker writer, Gia Tolentino.
Thank you both so much for being here with me today
to talk about this.
Hi Gia.
Hi.
Hi Hasan.
Hi.
I want to start with a little exercise,
just about our own morals.
Would you share your Netflix password?
I do.
No.
I also do, well, I-
With anyone.
For the longest time.
Lawyers, lawyers, you can't really do this anymore.
Like, what are you talking about?
Brother, you get, these days you get kicked out.
You can't, bro, you can't multi on a bunch of,
you can't do that anymore.
I actually had someone else's Netflix password.
That was my primary access to Netflix.
And now you share your own?
Yeah.
Would you get around to pay
while an article you're trying to read?
Would you get around to pay
while an article you're trying to read?
Yeah.
Do it every day on my stream.
Every day.
And I support it when people do it for my own work.
I say, go off.
use the wayback machine would you pirate music from an indie band
yes yes
Oh, Lord, oh my oh man I can't stop pretending bro just stop it just
fucking guys these guys don't make a lot of money yo nobody gives a
fuck nobody gives a shit you would pirate anything what is it
2005 and I'm using lime wire because yes I feel like every
millennial has at some point.
I feel like fundamentally Spotify is kind of like deleterious to
the musician livelihood and I use that.
But then I go to the shows.
Yeah, no, I'm pro piracy all the way.
Like across the board.
Would you pirate a car?
Yes.
You know, if you could, if one could just a classic thing back
in the day, the the government funded.
That's not what the ad says.
Is that bro bro that is not what the ad says what the fuck it's it's I'm gonna say would you still a person?
Would you put would you would you would you still a movie?
What guys I'm gonna anti-parties. I was like, dude, would you steal a car? Oh, yeah, okay?
class, look what a class I got
yeah, all these chicks last a second
chat, you know it's crazy chat
because of the way that we do it now
we're streaming it, like stream movies or whatever
whatever they've they've shown the people that valve was right a million
times in a row again that availability availability is with all that matters
you still piracy when you make the product available if the person can
have an easy way to go on even if it costs money to do it and they have all
of it and they just they will buy it they will not pirate it pirating yeah
it's cool it's free but it's fucking tedious at times if something is not
see this because mine they'll still go by it yeah sure if I get away with it it was as easy as
you know pirating IP I would do it would you dine and dash from your local diner
never never what except 35 percent mics come on lark uh no I wouldn't do that and if I saw somebody
doing that? I'd probably pay for their meal. Yeah. Would you steal a book from the library?
Never. No. What do you steal from the Louvre? Bad questions yet. We're still from the library,
but a lot of these things are very, like, very different. Intention based. You'll,
you'll, I want this book, like, sitting up, if you're stealing your fucking,
stealing a book, really? Yes. I would not be logistically capable of executing such a fact,
But would I cheer on every new story of people that I see doing it?
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Yeah, I think it's cool.
We got to we got to get back to cool crimes like that, like, you know,
bank robberies, right, stealing, stealing priceless artifacts, things of that nature.
I feel like that's way cooler than the seven thousandth new
cryptocurrency scheme that people are engaging in.
Would you steal from Whole Foods?
you want to go first? Yes. And I have under very specific circumstances, I think that stealing
from a big bookstore, I'll just state my platform, it's neither very significant as a moral wrong,
nor is it significant in any way as protest or direct action. But I did steal from Whole Foods
on several occasions, like I've been involved in like a neighborhood mutual aid group since
2021 and so every week I would go get groceries for missing so so we say that
um if people like you everybody does this shit right and everybody wants
everything every still learning and there's anything left to actually buy
yeah then what why would when you can't even if you want to buy you can't still
because it's not there can't buy it's not there then what this is what a
business uh this is a guys we're not gonna operate anymore then you get it
then you blame them I mean it's it's like some weird like you just let me
What if it like no, no, this actually is an absolute brother you've been complaining. Oh, dude
On the indie stores. This is put this behind glass these guys are these are hiding
They're putting no object behind glass. This is so weird. Why these weird and it we go say oh, this is a glad business
That's like oh, this is are being in the fight some crazy
Oh, these are racist or whatever like throw Nancy my now family friend who lived nearby and she wanted to go to Whole Foods
who wanted food from Whole Foods. So I was like, okay, great. And so I'd be getting this
Nancy all our groceries. And then I would finish and be like, Oh my God, four lemons.
I forgot four lemons. And on several occasions, I was like, I'm just going to go back, grab
those four lemons and get the hell out. And I know you think they're going to ban me.
They should throw you in jail. But I didn't feel I didn't feel bad about it at all.
And it was part of it because of how you feel about Whole Foods as a corporation.
Yeah, it already felt like a bit of a compromise like at the time. I was like I I had not you
I had sort of I had a bit more sort of
Discipline about where I was spending my money
then and
And I already felt like I was in the whole even by shopping there
And it certainly felt in a utilitarian sense. I was like this is not a big deal
So don't shop there. So don't a all guys get this expensive. This is gonna
Because I'm shopping here voluntarily, this is expensive.
I'm in the hole because of them.
Oh, I'm a victim of this.
I must steal more.
Oh my gosh.
I'm pro-stealing from big corporations
because they steal quite a bit more from their own workers.
However, one thing that might even help your ethical dilemma
is the fact that the-
Okay, Jack, guys, I'm gonna have to think, ready?
You cannot have it both ways.
You know, when it's not says, I have a four million dollar mansion because we live in a
society that's capitalist.
So I need to abide by the system that everybody abides by, right?
Even I'm socialist.
I'm in a system so I can have a big house.
Makes sense.
I actually view them a hundred percent.
But then don't go around and say, well, guys, the corporates are stealing it.
So I must steal.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't do that because you, because you just
agreed that the system is this, I must partake in the system.
And now I kind of steal that now you try to have both ways that I don't agree with that
all.
The automated process that they design these companies know will increase shrink, right?
So it's actually factored in the lemons that you stole are factored into the bottom line
of these mega corporations, regardless, and they still end up having increased profit
margins because they no longer have to pay.
the cashiers that they used to hire
as opposed to this automated system,
knowing full well that people are still gonna be able
to steal, still steal a lot more efficiently
as a matter of fact, through the automated process.
Totally, well, I also, I was looking things like,
and shrinkage is a roughly equal internally
as I expected.
They have stores, they have an airlock at the front.
You come into it, nothing, but your pockets.
The items you buy are in a box
They get scanned through the airlock, right?
And then once it's paid for in the airlock,
airlock releases, bang.
Boom, simple, simple.
So people don't fucking shoplift it.
It scans every item in the box before the airlock,
go into the airlock, bang, done so.
From their employees that they are sort of
disenfranchising constantly.
Yeah.
But what about the argument that
if everyone just starts stealing wantonly
from the self-checkout machines,
Whole Foods will eventually raise the prices?
Oh, true.
Yeah, the chaos, full chaos.
Let's go.
I mean, look, I'm in favor of fast and free buses
and also government-owned storefronts.
And two of those policies, the mayor of these beautiful cities
is currently working on.
Would you encourage stealing in the same way
from a Mamdani-run city-owned grocery store
with lower prices, and why?
I would not, because I feel like that's taxpayer funded.
and the prices are union labor
and the prices are also adjusted regardless.
I think that that hypothetical is interesting, right?
Because if you look at it
from a categorical imperative type thing,
what if everybody did this?
You know, it's the converse.
This person has a problem with their brain.
I wish him all the best.
It's like, oh, what if every major grocery chain
stole from workers and consumers?
And that is basically true, right?
Like it's interesting.
Like I think it speaks to the thing
where a kind of harm committed by the individual
strangely continually draws more ire
than the same harm being committed by a structure.
And so, I mean, and so I kind of am inclined towards this.
It's like, everyone try it, see what happens.
Well, I, by the way, ironically enough,
I don't personally do it.
I never do it when I was younger,
I stole some Pokemon cards from a friend
and my father punished me
and it was such a harrowing.
Did what I stole some Pokemon cards from a friend and my father punished me and it was such a harrowing experience that I've
Like I I literally can't even steal like like a candy bar
When we were in college a lot of my a lot of my friends used to love doing that
I'm getting drunk on the gas station because I would have you
In your discount, I would never participate in it and I still can't to this day participate in it
I'm just saying that I personally don't really care if someone needs the food
They should absolutely steal it. There's one thing that's like stealing when you're a teenager and you want the adrenaline rush and part of it
Is about testing the rules and getting away with something, but I feel like what I'm seeing on but what what about when it happens to them though?
like
Have if you justify people doing everything to everybody else what happens when it happens to you though?
Oh, yeah car car theft. Yeah. Yeah do all that. What happens when it's your car getting broken in two
And he said, well, I'm not, I'm not a corporate brother.
In order to become a corporate thing, you spy as a corporate, you become in the small company
in corporation, but like it's a crescendo of development.
And in that case, his business is what he does now.
His operation is a very developed company.
At that point, he is part of those, those targets and that you absolutely as a corporate
like what?
at this point, he absolutely is part of the things that he thinks are bad.
He can steal from the public, he can steal from the people saying that they're stealing
from Whole Foods, not just for the thrill of it, but out of a feeling of anger and moral
justification because the rich don't play by the rules, so why should I?
Jeff Bezos has too much money, he's a billionaire, so why should I have to pay for, again,
a got the codos?
My friends and I have started calling this micro-looting because it has a like slight political
the theft as opposed to just the thrill of getting away with something. Have you noticed
this around you online? Have you noticed more people talking about stealing in this way?
I mean, I have not seen people talking about micro data.
Girl in the middle is macro-shooty.
Whatever action that this is online. But I think, I mean, it kind of speaks to an
attenuation of the tactical language of direct action. You know what I mean? Like
It's like it doesn't work for me as a form of direct action because it's concealed, right?
Like any successful direct action in history has to be ostentatious, has to make itself
known as ideally collective, and this is sort of necessarily individual and hidden.
But I'm like, oh great, let's think of ways to, like, let's take this energy and move
it into some other thing.
Like I think it's great that the valence of property is...
Can't believe anyone could take him seriously kind of on the table as
Something to be toyed with in terms of direct action. I feel like we've forgotten. There's a long and story
I know for a fact of these guys. They think that they're like some some revolutionary
You're like like dude, I stole a lemon. I'm I'm I'm chicken Vara. I'm I saw a lemon
I'm I'm I'm I'm Fidel Castro. I'm the next I'm the next on the revolution. I have a lemon
Here's a lemon.
Guys, the revolution's here.
Like, holy fucking shit.
You guys are a bunch of fucking losers.
You're a loser.
You're trash.
History of sabotage and sort of engagement
with property destruction, even, which-
Organic Avocado?
They bought a little bit of song.
Holy fucking larpard.
Like, I don't, what does I want with people, man?
Which is abhorrent to people.
I mean, you remember in 2020,
the, like, Gucci Chanel stuff and Soho
when that was looted.
Well, then my PD is investigating a robbery pattern, targeting high end clothing boutiques in Soho.
Latest happened Tuesday at the Chanel on Spring Street.
That looms so much larger in many sort of Bloomberg liberals imaginations as profoundly more violent in some ways than the original.
You want to tell you what, this shit you think it's doing some good, these people sell dog shit to fucking rich dumb fucks
who will just put back at least some form of money.
At least, at least some form of spending
of waste is happening instead of hoarding.
I mean, you think this is a bad thing?
Is this a truth taken?
Like, these days are selling dog shit to morons.
Oh no.
It's not great, but it's pretty good.
I mean, it gets money flowing, goes to at least.
Now on Spring Street.
that looms so much larger in many sort of Bloomberg liberals
imaginations as profoundly more violent in some ways than the
original action being protested, right? And I find that really
interesting.
Yeah, I mean, I was thinking about the Boston Tea Party as
part of like, that's a political destruction of
property. And yet, right now, it feels like I agree with
you, the looting around the 2020 protest was such a huge
talking point, it made people so uncomfortable. And I'm
Curious why like what do you think the root of that is I was thinking you know the rule that is that it's fucking unsafe
People fucking it violently looting and and shop owners being at threat and people and we will not not only grow again
I'm gonna put in the break into their shift is a problem when you start losing it the this this overall a sense of safety
Yeah, that's a problem being retarded is that thieves are actually quite highly valorized in narrative
You know I mean Aladdin famously
We understand it's it's well within the collective consciousness that stealing for need or purpose
You know, it's it's something that that we
We understand you live in LA you talk in a podcast
You're not in a place of need fucking lemon teeth
It's within talks like the on the last leg it like like they're competing cells added some villager in some movie the
police a loaf of bread and
They're like they're bound in their dirt dying buddy. You're wearing a fucking overalls on a fucking dumb ass body with like a macro looting lady
It feels quite friendly towards
someone were let's say
Walking out of Whole Foods with an IKEA bag of whatever and giving it to the people
themselves that they're not stealing even to a dairy.
Exactly.
Well, you know, sheltering underneath the scaffolding at the jail going up in Brooklyn next door,
you know, like, I think most people would agree that that, you know, like if someone
were to be stealing with a purpose, we love that in America.
We do.
We can love it again.
We'd have to do it with a purpose.
I was reading a, um,
we'd, someone were to be stealing with a purpose.
We love that in America. We, we, we do. We can love it again.
We just have to do it with a purpose.
I was reading a, um,
a Pew research poll about Americans morality.
And it was, it basically was just like, well,
we didn't even ask about the obviously immoral things like that.
We only asked about like having an affair.
And I was like, but I feel like part of what I'm seeing around me is that people feel like the laws are immoral.
The rich don't play by the rules. It is we live in a society where there are billionaires where the top 1% holds 32% of the net worth and the bottom 50% holds 2.5%.
So at some point, if the laws don't feel moral, do you start to question your own sense of having to abide by them? Of course.
Yeah. I wanted to work off the point that you were making. This was also something that was
addressed in a previous New York Times podcast that I did with Raus Douthit, where I brought up
the concept of adventurism. In the Marxist tradition, adventurism is the action that is
oftentimes decentralized, oftentimes anarchists will say this is the propaganda of the deed,
the action itself, no matter how violent or how disruptive it is, is justifiable because
the disruption is the point. I believe in the power of-
The last thing you want is dumb fuck, zero brain cell, and you cannot hold a job or create
some income to have some form of it. They become the referee of what they can and should
do and what they think is justified under what current system and rule. You're talking
that some oh guys everybody in this is a will be like marks the thinker and we'll
say we must do this bro these go bro you are fucking parasite dumb fucks are
you kidding me organized labor and labor militancy if they were smart like
him they would have a job if they were if they were if they could think like
he like he thought they would be selling books they're out between fucking
nothing nothing and building these structures of power so that we can
actually make more effective change, more long standing
change. So concepts such as micro looting indicate that there
is an energy there just like you said, and yet, you know, what
going back to the book thing, I actually, I wish they said no to
all stealing it. It's okay to steal books. It will actually
stole books. They would read some fucking books, and you
get a job. They would steal a book, learn some shit, then
and do some sense for like the society
instead of not stealing a book
and stealing the profits of the people who read those books.
What a fucking joke.
I think are totally oblivious to this political language.
They lack the political education.
They lack the class consciousness
to recognize their position in society
and lack the capacity, unfortunately,
to engage in some kind of organized disruption
that would be infinitely more effective.
I think what you were saying about people lack the language
and the organizing structure to engage in,
like the obvious thing to do if you want to chip
into the whole foods slash Amazon,
mega structure of exploitation is to unionize,
like to work at a whole foods and form a union.
And I think the first one was formed recently
in Philly, I think, but you know, I mean, this is,
it's like micro looting.
It feels akin to like a posting about something.
Like it is, it's a kind of, as an atomized individual action
it's useless.
It's much harder to get-
An atomized?
A job and accept 17, 50 an hour
and then to organize your colleagues
a process that takes years and is often unsuccessful.
I mean, that's really, you know,
the thing about actual collective direct action,
it's so much harder and there's,
and it doesn't, it doesn't,
it often doesn't profit you whatsoever
such as, you know, me getting an extra-
It's like when a rapper, right?
And they're like, rap with the word shoebox.
And it's the rapping.
They, somebody's in here, right?
And they say, say the word atomizer.
Atomize in it.
Like, and it's just a bunch of bullshit buzzwords.
They don't even fit what she's saying.
She's just saying some random shit.
Dribb, 10 bucks by grabbing my extra loaf of bread
for Miss Nancy.
Like, it's, like, I do think there's,
we are also lazy as humans.
We're also selfish.
We also, like, we've lost,
We've lost not only the language and the union density
and the structure to engage in things like this,
but we have also lost the sort of muscle
that is built up to be able to engage
in these sort of things.
We've lost the rooms in which these things are planned.
Yeah, and the confidence.
I think we've lost the confidence within ourselves
because there is not a lot of action like this.
And in the absence of that, we lack the willpower
because we don't even know what that would look like.
And actual, I mean, you know, the climate protests in Europe tend to be more militant,
right, than the ones that are here. And they are, you know, blocking roadways,
like these things that are even objectively, completely nonviolent forms of obstruction
and interference that don't even involve property destruction, but merely the
interruption of the cap.
Blocking roads, blocking roads, non, non, yeah, I can't, I can't.
capital flow of the workday.
Brother, it's fucking dangerous.
It's dangerous for everybody involved.
There's the people that are there,
the bystanders, the people at the back.
Bro, the people that blocked the roads
are hurting everybody that is completely unrelated.
The only people that would and could help,
they actually harmed them.
They actually build enemies out of nowhere
for no reason at all.
Like our criminal.
No block of parking lots in mega,
it does what you want.
then go block the parkings in those institutes
that create infractions that fuck over the world
and the planet.
Don't do that then, not the fucking random civilian.
On violent forms of obstruction and interference
that don't even involve property destruction,
but merely the interruption of the capital flow
of the work day, like are criminalized
to shocking degrees to me, even in Europe, you know?
And I guess I'm saying like maybe we are getting
The lack of courage is maybe a rational response to the kind of the way these actions are treated
in the popular consciousness as well as by the criminal justice system, but there shouldn't
be.
I want to get back a little bit to the anger.
Interrupt the capital flow.
Okay, other than somebody fucking blotch a driveway to the rest of it, why doesn't
it put a fucking massive steel barrier behind your car in front of your fucking doorstep
tomorrow for the next weekend?
And you can't go to work because your car isn't working.
Guys, no, no, no, stop the capital flow of these guys.
And, but not me.
No, no, not me guys.
Yes, I'm on your team.
Don't block my drive way.
Bro, how do you pick and choose that?
What do you think, what do you think when your brother
wrote it, all these guys are all like her.
There's a, they're probably all trying to go to work.
They're not trying to move their car to,
to, to come from their family.
And you get, these are all massive overlords
that did take the world and in the shadows.
This is just normal everyday citizens.
Underneath this, like in 1965, CEOs were paid 21 times the average worker.
Michael Blomdingen.
2024 CEOs are paid 281 times the average worker.
I feel like some of this is coming from a feeling of like the rules are,
the social contract is broken.
And then there's also the slippery slope of what happens if they completely
break the social contract and no one plays by the rules anymore.
And I wonder where you two see the interplay of those two ideas.
The social contract?
Well, the rules are already designed in a way.
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.
She's weaponizing the word of social contract.
Is there a social contract around that?
The way where if you steal from poor, you become rich.
If you steal from the wealthy, you go to prison.
So there's only one direction where you can do unlimited
theft and erode the social contract for the 99%.
There's an invisibility baked into the system
that allows the wealthy to engage in this sort of behavior.
Because, I mean, it's a cliché at this point.
Because leach theft is the most consequential amount of theft
that takes place in the United States of America.
A similar invisibility exists in structural violence,
as opposed to individual acts of violence as well.
If it's a police officer engaging someone violently
in the automatic assumption that the average person is,
Oh, that's probably a criminal.
They probably deserved it.
But if there's any circumstance where someone else is fighting back against police, like
in a normal protest environment, for example, ultimately, most people assume that that is
chaotic.
It's a chaotic situation and that it is born out of the escalations from the protesters
themselves, even if as regular citizens, we're infinitely closer to those exercising
their first amendment rights than those with the power stamping out people exercising their
free speech rights. We never look at systemic forms of violence and we don't look at systemic
forms of theft in the same way that we do as individuals breaking that social contract.
I think there is, you know, in my ideal world, what we are talking about, the one
kind of theft being inescapable and hegemony.
you can find the police there is that it?
Sonic and you know completely oppressive
and then people trying to get a little bit of it back
through stealing from Whole Foods or whatever right?
It's in the ideal world it is not one in which
this continues and this increases to somehow even it out right?
The ideal world is one in which the theft from above
is broken by regulatory means and or bottom up means like unionization right?
You were just talking about wanting, not being like we should encourage wanton theft across the board,
but we should try and fight against the theft that comes from the top.
It feels difficult right now in a moment when...
I don't want to disagree. I disagree with it with the core philosophy.
So everything else they're gonna say I'm going to disagree. I mean it's branded.
To like hope for regulatory change.
Yes.
when that will come from the government, let's say.
And a lot of the billionaires like Bezos and Cook and Elon Musk are given a seat at the
table in terms of the government itself when billionaires.
The drive that you have for yourself that you can get more income, that you can increase,
that you can go somewhere is the reason why you engage in those behaviors.
If you can do shit and you can go anywhere, you won't do shit, let's be honest.
Don't try to lie to me.
If there's no way you can increase your income and get to it, you won't do shit.
Selves pay much lower tax rates than most Americans.
My producer was just giving me this fact that she saw today.
88 corporations that made $105 billion in profits in 2025, including Tesla, Southwest,
United, Life Nation, Disney.
They made $105 billion in profits
and they collectively paid income taxes of $0.
Right.
I mean, it's a far more consequential withdrawal
of resources and trust from the public sphere
to do that, to talk about any individual thing
that any person has ever done, right?
Like it's like, and I think I mean the 1%,
the top 1% of Americans,
20% of their income is withdrawn from,
is withheld from reporting every year,
like as just a standing statistic.
And that's not.
What on earth is that one woman talking about?
Even a corporate structure, that's not even,
I mean, that's just ordinary rich people, you know?
Okay, so go back.
You were talking about sort of.
No, as the science leader.
Hassan was doing the same thing he did
when I was doing the H3 podcast
where H3 says, oh, oh, reacting is stealing,
The reacting sucks as long as it sits there.
And I'm there, I'm getting shit on, right?
When he does more react than I do, right?
And it's, yeah, yeah.
Which is the 1%, the top of the bill,
the thing was like, oh, he's right there.
He's right there.
Look at him when you talk.
He's in the room with you.
What you do see as effective political protest
and recently a employee of set fire
Kimberly Clark warehouse as a protest? Yeah. Is that an effective form of political protest,
or is that purely violent? No, I found it, no, that you got to be tactical. I mean,
I feel like Mike Davis wrote about this, it's like, it's not the action, it's the context in
which it exists. And do I think that some sort of fire could hypothetically be framed within
a collective action that is tactically useful? Yes, does a disgruntled guy burning down
the warehouse do it for me in terms of effective political action, not at all. But I do, but...
Brother, brother, this is terror. Brother, this is actual terrorist mind. Bro, this is genuine,
terrorist rhetoric.
Avatash has played a formative role in labor union.
Everything.
Yeah, labor unions as well, but if it's...
If you're a pro-design, it's a political motive and you're engaging in some form of
political pressure, and you're getting violent acts, and you're like, yes, you are a fucking
terrorist. You I'm not gonna. Oh, guys, I'm not gonna. No, that absolutely is my all divisions.
I conducted unilaterally, then it's entirely different. And that's an individual action. And
if he could have gotten away with it without being caught, I bet he I mean, I didn't follow
this case very closely. But it seemed like, you know, like anything done by an individual on
an emotional, you know, and a kind of primarily emotional whim, it's, that's not, that's not
the point, that's not the point.
But then when you feel this much anger, and it doesn't feel like there's hope for it to
be changed in a regulatory way, I think that's when you get to things like killing the
CEO of UnitedHealthcare, and there being an outpouring of glee for murder online,
because it feels like finally someone can actually do something about health care.
Oh, what the fuck is it? Oh my god, look this is what I'm saying. Jack, how are they allowed to have a microphone?
This is fucking scary shit buddy buddy
No
Just know that doesn't do shit. Do you think that the that that that the chair?
That the shareholders of these companies go guys
Because the seal was taken out them. Let's go ahead and change this
We're like, brother, this is, it's not some method that causes change, it's not justifiable.
You're weird.
If killing the CEO, he changed all this much.
Wim, that's not the point.
That's not the point.
But then when you feel this much anger and it doesn't feel like there's hope for it
to be changed in a regulatory way, I think that's when you get to things like killing
the CEO of UnitedHealthcare and they're being an outpouring of glee for murder online because
it feels like finally someone can actually- Finally, but just look at the wording.
Well, they're talking about this, like it's some sort of, oh my God, what a relief.
This is so good.
Like this must happen more, but it doesn't change anything.
Well, the CEOs were placed, more measures of security are coming to place, and if
anything, bro, they'll make it worse.
Like what are they talking about?
This doesn't move the needle in any direction.
You think that's how humans operate?
Oh, these people are doing violent things against us.
Let's give them what they want.
They'll fuck no.
The human component is everybody's go, no.
Well, then, can a terrorist confirm
doing exactly what he was trying to do?
I think 40% of Gen Zers felt that that murder
was morally justified.
But it's scary to be in a society where people feel
murder is morally justified and I'm curious how we how we thread that line yeah um
no no no no no chat again I don't think she'd be allowed to talk like this this is scary nobody
should thread that line it's not it's not like to thread it's a black and white there's no line
there's there there is no line it's once I it means go you're that you either do some
fucking we don't ask murder oh my god also there is no lying angles wrote about
what the concept of social murder and Brian Thompson as the united health care
CEO was engaging in a tremendous amount of social murder the systematized forms
of violence the structural violence of poverty the the for-profit paywalled
You can't, you have to use new words, you cannot inject a word like violence into your
shit and oh it makes sense in context, you can't do that, you can't use another word
in it.
You know, well how is that violence?
Poverty, the for-profit paywalled system of healthcare in this country and the consequences
of that are tremendous amounts of pain, tremendous amounts of violence, tremendous amounts of
deaths. And that was a fascinating story for me because Americans are very draconian about
crime and punishment. They're very black and white on this issue. And yet, because
of the pervasive pain that the private healthcare system had created for the average
American, I saw so many people immediately understand why this death had taken place.
Even before they knew who the shooter was or what the motive was, we had universalized
this pain so much so that virtually every American has a similar experience.
Even though you think that what you're saying is right, that act doesn't correlate and
do something that is in line with your goals and your feelings.
It's like, guys, guys, I'm mad, I'm mad at the fact that I'm poor and I can't afford
food. I'm mad about what's going on, uh, uh, in, in China or, or in the middle
least. So I'm going to do about it, chat. I'm going to fucking jerk off, man.
Fuck it. I don't give a shit.
Say, yo, so what you want?
So what you want?
You know, because of all these things, I'm going to jerk off twice today
because that's what, that's what they deserve.
Yo, bro, it doesn't correlate.
It doesn't do anything here.
Like that act doesn't do anything for or in line
with those goals and with those upset.
It doesn't.
You think it does because your brain did it.
Your brain did it.
It doesn't help.
Shared experience where they have a loved one
that spent their last days instead of spending them
with their family, spending it on the phone,
talking to their health care provider
to maybe get a little bit of economic respite
so they don't carry on medical debt
for their next generation, for their next of kin.
That's a harrowing process for a lot of people.
And for them, that is murder.
For them, that is torture.
And that is the reason why I think
the reaction to Luigi Mangione,
especially by younger generations, was not so negative.
I think also it's worth saying.
Not so negative, glee.
Like, bro, just use words,
just use words that are accurate to what you're trying to say.
Just say how it is.
You mean positive?
You mean that it was a reaction
that was more in favor of?
I mean, no, guys, it wasn't so negative.
I mean, no, no, it's weird, it's twisted wording.
It's weird.
You know, it's not so much,
there are not that many healthcare CEOs,
there are not that many industries
that are as universally understood
as merchants of social murder,
as of structural violence upon people.
And it was as if the language appeared
up within people that had never articulated it out loud.
Like there are so few industries,
maybe that is singularly the one
that touches everyone that harms nearly everyone
but even when i'm not so i'm not so this on he's the one that they're talking to
the good the merchant of these absolute
terrorist rhetoric
that are generally damaging to the social fabric
but you talk about
this dialogue
this is a very
is that a very twenty five twenty six
is very new thing
like only a few people talking to these absolute fucking weird ass ways
there's only a few of them
well it's not her
I kept seeing reactions online like leftists are celebrating and I was like none of them all my friends were just like yikes
This is gonna get so bad, you know and and I don't think we've turned into a culture where murder is sanctioned
I think that we have turned into a culture where private health care is
Is so profoundly immoral that people had a very particular reaction to Brian Thompson's murder, right? Like I don't actually think
necessarily that we have come to a place where targeted assassination has
seemed like you know I wonder with something like man the word the word
silence crazy like the murder of a health care CEO is it just a release spell
for anger or is it actually effective has has anything shifted in terms of
health care in this country because of that I felt enormously frustrated no no
I don't think it's on that point then.
Is that, do you think they're using five words
because they're so articulate
that they're trying to be nice about the
and say very elaborate wording
because they're so intellectual?
But they're saying this wording
because they're trying to go around the pot
of seeing how it is.
Like, they don't want to celebrate
by saying, oh, not so favorable necessarily
that, brother, they say how it is, it's shit.
You don't go around killing people on the street.
You don't go around doing shit like that.
It's not that hard.
You can say, I disagree with this stupid ass system.
Fuck healthcare, fuck everybody that's in this one.
Preventory system of bullshit at private healthcare.
United States healthcare is shit,
and fuck everybody, and still say fuck murder
and don't kill people.
You can do both and be right, and also protect.
What do you have to do to assure it?
Well, I don't necessarily completely disagree with it.
Well, fuck you.
I did in the weeks following that, that every single,
like I assumed, I don't know why I thought
that Democrats would immediately take this up
as pushing a sort of unified message
towards universal health care.
I don't know why I expected that.
I don't know why I was disappointed
that it didn't happen.
Then?
Elizabeth Warren did it to her credit.
Sure, but you know what I mean?
I thought it would be, I don't know.
And I don't know why I expected that.
But I do not think that it was effective political action.
I do think it was an effective act
of political consciousness raising.
What?
But I don't think that's,
I don't think that's action at all.
I do think it was served up for someone
to just spike that ball over the other side.
And I was, that did not happen at all.
But I think, and I've-
What?
Bro, bro, these words are actually scary.
I'm not kidding.
Well, I, I, I, these words are, this is scary.
I find that kind of one of the most
egregious missed opportunities that we have seen in recent political history.
I go back and forth on this. Do I think that Democrats are failing? Are they feckless because
they're just bad at politics? Or is it something more indecent? And that their fecklessness
is simply cover for their ulterior motives, which is participating in this grand design.
funded by the same corporate lobbyists that Republicans are funded by, especially when it
comes to private health care providers. And they have a vested interest in the continuation
of private health care. There is consensus in America.
I'm as out as it. If the other side, if the right engagement dialogues like this openly,
they would be crucified. And I just need as an observer, I don't give a shit. I don't
What did they do?
What did they do?
They did.
They didn't do anything like that?
They didn't? Fuck that. No shock.
American politics, when it comes to the continuation of the private healthcare system,
the system must be private.
This also touches on something that I wanted to address that you said.
Jesus.
You were saying that like, Americans are not used to murder, right?
Like Americans are not on board with murder.
I kind of wanted to push back on that at the moment because I do think we are profoundly violent culture in some ways
Charlie Kirk's assassination
was
Not unique. Um, school shootings are happening all the time and we have a
Actually, um, yeah
Charlie Kirk's assassin wait what I do think we are profoundly violent culture in some ways Charlie Kirk's assassination
was
Not unique. Um, school shootings are happening all the time
How I actually decided this is a weird a false equivalency that that that serves this point when portraying that way
It's fucking weird. What do you mean? That's fucking blood. It's like God awful way to portray that
How, how are we going to equate some fucking bullied teen, malding, loser, mother-sucker
who takes his parents gun and, and, and some guy who disagrees with somebody he says, and
does a, a targeted killing that, that is directly at one target, like, bro, how are you going
to get equated like that?
Like, what are you talking about?
Almost collectively.
That it's just another, another byproduct of American existence.
I mean, I know part of the issue is that Americans have lost a lot of trust
in their government. I have this other statistic here that in 1964, 77% of Americans trusted
the government in 2025, 17% of Americans trust the government. And yet it feels like there's
some political action that feels hope.
Okay, the violence, okay, then you're going to agree that everything that's done in the
protests are violent. The people that catch the car on fire, the people that break
windows. These are also violent acts. All violence, all absolutely violence. Okay, then fair enough then.
If you guys are not doing this threading the line, then sure, all violence. I agree then.
Paul, like Mamdani's policies for New York, is this kind of inherently, yeah,
this side, there's a lot of violence. I think you should go against all the violence.
going to all the violence go against that part of society go against that part of the culture
fight the violence if they know we don't do this shit right into the green lighting well that violence
was was a microbiota this one was a micro financial back violence that was rhetorically nicely
necessarily violence like dude fuck you change she but i don't get the line
Does it line up with Mondani's politics?
Absolutely. I think that this global design of capital that we have seems like a behemoth that
is impossible to defeat. And that obviously discourages a lot of people from taking action.
One of the immediate reflections is the fact that we don't really have a democratic process
any longer and people don't even have that confidence in the democratic process because
the wishes of the masses are rarely ever represented by our elected representatives.
There are many different instances where this has become reality.
There was an election cycle that just took place only two years ago
where there was a genocide that was happening alongside that and that was the perfect opportunity
to show Americans that your voices do matter right and yet the democratic party
chose not to lean into that real mobilization. 3,500 college campus protesters were arrested
in the process. And now we write think pieces about why there aren't any college campus protesters.
Where are the anti-war protesters over and over again? Well, it's like, we did it. The government
succeeded. Chad, has there ever been something that happened from all these campus protests,
whatever like these things actually move the needle in anything shown to be effective ever
actually no and in undermining uh the the uh people's right to protest and the and the confidence
that they have by refusing to listen to their demands so they succeeded in our regard however
or while this system of global capital seems like a giant
that is impossible to tackle, it's also very fragile.
Part of this too is like,
part of the way that this feels weighted on both sides to me
is that if the material conditions
of an average person's life are ameliorated
by a redistribution of wealth, then the condition.
I didn't have a problem just as some of those errors
that people have heard this thing,
I think these, you could have like one income for full,
full house, full of family or whatever.
These days, people gaining afford to do this shit.
Let's be honest.
Just because of the cost of life and shit,
people don't, they can't even do that.
Like they have to, everybody has to work
to fucking, even be able to survive.
They can't do all that.
It's become more possible to take time
and take risks and organize, right?
Like I think one of the reasons,
obviously that these things that people don't have time
to attend multiple weekday meetings,
weeknight meetings,
organizing something in their community
is because they have to work too long,
they pick up their kids, they pay so much for childcare,
there's no margin for anything.
And I think that when you're talking about Mamdani,
when there is a political program that is about improving,
about giving people margin for individual,
pro-social, civic action,
then a whole realm of possibilities
an energy and ability and interest will begin to regrow that won't be redirected into like,
okay, here's my seven minutes of downtime. I'm going to use a scrolling or whatever, you know,
not to, not that I would know anything about this. And the thing with with Zoran is that
he does instill confidence in governance all of a sudden. I was wrong. This person also is
with the one percent.
Brother, that is also is one percent. Brother, this is just a circle jerk.
But because people for the first time ever see someone actually making that positive change
and it brings more confidence and it creates an environment where people can demand more Zorons.
That's why I always say I want to let a thousand Zoran's bloom all around the country, you know?
Because there are people like Zoran out there and they're just waiting to be elected
and waiting to come into a position of power and show the rest of the country that no,
you can actually do things. You can do good governance. Yeah, I love that. So a lot of
what we've been talking about is taking what little power we have and trying to make it
bigger trying to take back some of the power for ourselves. And so I just wanted to end by asking
you what's one thing that you think should be okay but currently isn't okay. Hmm. Oh, hold on. I mean,
IP theft, stealing movies, things like that. Okay. One thing that should be legal that isn't.
It's interesting because I have to regularly explain this stuff to a small child, which is
and have so thoroughly explained to her that some things are against the rules but they're okay
and depending on who you are and some things are not against the rules but they're not okay.
Like there are so many perfectly legal things I do regularly that I find mildly immoral, right?
Like getting iced coffee in a plastic cup, like I find that to be a profoundly selfish, immoral
What in the lark, lark, sahore? Brother, then brew your own shit, motherfucker.
Yo, if you think it's immoral to get coffee, then fucking brew your shit.
What a moron.
Well, collectively destructive action. You know, I think a lot of like, I have taken
in so many planes for so many pleasure reasons for no, you know, I have acted in so many selfish
ways that are not only that are not only legal, but they're sanctioned and they're unbelievably
valorized culturally. And, and I think, yeah, I guess I don't really think of any laws.
Yeah, maybe like things like blowing up a pipeline, let's say that I really do what
She said, she said, what?
She said, blowing up a pipeline.
Relate to what you're saying, Jeff,
like it is so hard to live ethically in an un-
Really, and that are not only legal, but they're sanctioned
and they're unbelievably valorized culturally.
And, and I think, yeah, I guess I don't really think
of any laws.
Yeah, maybe like things like blowing up a pipeline,
let's say that.
I really relate to what you're saying, Jeff,
Like it is so hard to live ethically in an unethical society.
And also there are so many moral compromises I make every day.
I'm so many moral things.
I'm constantly acting in ways that don't align with my belief system
and constantly having to justify that from like,
from like ordering in food when it's raining out.
Like they're just like so many moments when I'm like,
my comfort is more important than someone bringing me food through the rain.
And it doesn't feel good.
right fuck off brother brother brother what the fuck are you talking about bro
bro people act adequately when it what when it rains I did more when it rains
yeah but at the end of the day do we get do we get more tips do we we help more
with the garbage man when it's raining no they go out then they fucking tank it
it's the name it's the name of the game it's their job the people that
That's it that that give the mail the view of the the the mailman has any view that go out there
Other people that up when it rains. Do they did it get a bonus? Oh, by the way today was raining a man of working hard labor
20% for many day
Nope, what are we talking about here? This part of living? I mean, I don't know one's making me do that
But it is part of the way in which we live in our society and it's so incentivized
I mean, it's like splashed all over the subway ads is just like ladies be selfish tonight. You know, like it's it's wild. Yeah
What is one thing that shouldn't be okay, but currently is
So many things
Extraction of surplus labor value
Yeah, anything above now, I think New York should charge people
But now?
Now?
Park on the street.
I mean, I park on the street, but I think that's just huge.
That's an access to a large amount of public money that we should be taking.
Like everyone who does.
You're going to get assassin.
I know, but I think it's someone's going to fight you.
I think it's true.
I also think private school should be mostly illegal.
Oh, I agree with that.
That's the one.
Yes.
Um, you are going to piss off all the drivers of.
I mean, Jack, in that case, I mean, then you shouldn't be allowed to do home schooling
then.
I mean, raising your kid in school and then privately at home should be illegal then.
You go to people's houses, knock, knock, yo, yo, get them the fuck out of here, nope,
nope, to public school, motherfucker, fuck you, yo, put them in the wheelbarrow, we're
going to public school, no, no, no, absolutely not.
I know. Driving their kids to private school. Yeah, it's a huge problem. Yeah.
OK, so because we have talked about so many different things, let's let's give like a system where there's surplus people.
So no, if somebody wants a more targeted, higher, whatever, they want to pay more money than Soviets.
Like the problem isn't the private, the private.
Oh, well, the wealthy, it the problem is the public system.
being dog shit now. Fix the public, the public system. The public system is actually good.
Nobody gives a shit that there's a private system above it with private schooling that could be
better, they get more targeted. Like, fix the goddamn foundational blocks and you don't even have to
give a shit about whatever's at the top because at that point it's just surplus. Let me give the
fuck. The smash or pass, yes or no style summary. Steel from Whole Foods? Sure. Burn down your
employer's warehouse? No. My lawyers are telling me the answer is negative. Murder the CEO of the
healthcare company? Also no. No. So we have a yes on steal from Whole Foods, micro looting.
Michael murder. Should I get it? Yes, is get a job there, spend three years being assault and
organized union. Which I think is a true better answer than justify your
wheel of grief for yourself. Yeah, thank you so much for being here. This has been
all site social murders. It's wrong order. It's not the micro murder site. Yeah,
they didn't get a new term. New passion. Interesting conversation. It's been a
real pleasure to talk with you both. Thank you. That is scary. That is scary.
share your streets in your house
shit chat share your streets of those people is scary
do what must be done if you justify some of this shit you can just have almost anything at that at that point
it's a change it becomes a chain of command it'll it'll it'll escalate it'll it'll devolve to maybe you'll
at one point this isn't the next targets you know I mean like if that's a logical conclusion it's dangerous
I don't think we should do any of this shit it's bad
Yo, yo, yo, what is that?
Oh, absolutely, and I do believe there is something to be said about this sort of, how
I put this, willing ignorance, right, this sort of duality between that consciousness
of being aware in such manner and yet readily marginalizing that intersectionality.
It's very profound.
These conversations are intrinsically multifaceted, right?
There are different angles to be looking at this from, and it's crucial to juxtapose
that contrast within those realms of varying perspectives and it's it's
sort of when it's atomized it's important yet it's important yet
check it's only four minutes atomized they have to be
uh enemy two dogs you sick
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36th code of booster and I'm pretty excited.
X2CL.
Because I am currently about to get my 36th code of booster and I'm pretty excited.
Because this marks six boosters a year since 2020 without missing a single one.
Which was all with my goal.
But I still intend to keep getting the boosters for the rest of my life.
Because the truth is...
I just got my foot in my ass getting my boosters.
The only people protecting everybody else in society
from that disastrous virus.
So if you hear misinformation coming out today
that suggests that these vaccines are not safe and effective,
ignore it.
Keep calm, carry on, and keep getting your boosters.
Because if we start, if we give up, if we get dismayed,
Covid will come back, and it will come back worse than ever.
I've had Covid 15 times over the last six years.
And every time I get it, it really is a nasty bug.
I'm often off work.
Chat, how is that impossible?
How is that impossible?
Chat, why don't you develop some form of resistance
to the new variant or to the degree where it wouldn't be
that like, and it does, it's a joke.
For two or three weeks at a time.
And it's only when I get another booster
that I feel healthy enough to go back to work.
So don't listen to people trying to wear you down.
Keep up the fight.
We are the Spartans defending everybody else from the army of bacteria
I have five. Five.
Hmm. I don't know.
I don't know if you don't understand it.
Religion.
I said what it is.
Wait a minute.
About investing in yourself.
Where we feel an overwhelming majority.
Like what?
Genius.
He's big brain. I'm a little brain. I'm the content creative media guy attention
Fucking 50 years old and he's a little bit younger a little bit taller a little bit slimmer and a little bit richer
Yeah, he's job. My prediction is that yeah, I was talking to oh me and but I thought that he was gonna try to become
Like since Kai's gone and and Aiden doesn't do a lot of celebrity and he has access to a lot of celebrity
I thought he would try to fill the gap and have all these big celebrity like like spotlight like a
Event sort of or any would try to be in the next big sugar. I mean, I thought I was a good prediction
I that that that would have been a possibility. I mean check a network of celebrity that he has the cloud is insane
It's way better than I think anybody else that we know
Where like someone in this game will complain or like even a viewer is like hey, maybe
Maybe you shouldn't throw the entire game for everyone else.
And then we just dog pile this guy who there spoke up.
How dare you talk about our shy king like that?
He's just trying to have fun.
And sometimes Saikunno would just fixate on that comment.
And it's one thing, I think streamers get tilted at comments all the time.
I think that's completely normal.
But his community would just back in love, jump, and just verbally beat the shit out
this guy for even voicing a thought, like a thought against the masses and then they're
surprised like oh god I can't believe he's like little turned out to be this like main
character ego centric individual. Well like you you definitely contributed when you like
said he can do no wrong when you infantize him when you baby him as a 30 year old man
And it turns out that-
True, but you kinda have to do better as the person that's the creator of Loki.
Chat, you know this is true.
Imagine if I try to blame the chat.
Like, like, guys, I haven't acted like this fuck-ed because the chat was making me do it.
You guys would crush me for that shit.
You'd never let me get over this.
You guys would never let me get over this.
At he...
Ah.
And this is not to put the blame up of what happened on his viewers or anything
He's only responsible for action, but man. I had to deal with ears. I've said Kuno fans
I treated him
Like an adult but to the second of anti-autoxic fuck off you fuck all of you
I swear to God, I am so, I am so cheesed and what happens horrible, but I hope you guys
take a fucking look in the mirror and yeah, I mean chat also, okay, yeah, guys, I actually
like this thing that was a good toast taking that's sometime I got this with you chat.
Sometimes you got to go against the big group idea and say guys, this is shit. And I
I got to do a lot of lives of what people call them fake and not people like what train was always saying
Oh pg-13 a brick is that these guys don't call it else forever for anything like
The collective mindset is to do this. You know, I mean
I
Don't think it's better
This is a little child that's making some stuff, that's trying some stuff out and it's
not even that bad, it's not even terrible and with the resources that she has and the
creative that she's around, let's be honest, if somebody was going to go somewhere with
music, she is closer and has a projected future that's a lot better than almost
And his celebrity has been the music as a nipple baby.
This is a way bit of progression that we've seen in recent times.
And that's absolutely true.
I think it's also a cool genre mix. I don't mind it. I think that cool emo guitar shit is cool, right?
And it's this kind of auto-tune whatever vocals that doesn't normally match. I think it's a cool mix. I don't give a fuck.
I don't think it's a match you think man.
Whatever, bro.
People say that streamers are some of the most ungrateful people in the world.
$500 a month!
It's not like a ton of money.
$500?
It doesn't pay all your-
What? Do you like me?
No, no, no, please, bro.
Please, bro.
Jack?
Just tell me why I'm at.
I-I-I guys, I-I can't.
They get donations all day.
They get gifted subs.
Gifted subs and sometimes they don't even react
And so today I'm testing yo don't need to yo
Really huge streamers and going all the way down to people with zero
And if they show real gratitude, I'm coming back with a $1,000 donation. What there's a real crazy
We're not just doing this on one platform either. We're testing this across kid YouTube and quick by the
Fifteen million dollars, but let's see if he'll even accept a dollar from someone like me. Let's see
Okay, that doesn't count man, I was doing an IQ test, bro
Getting acknowledgement for the dollar there completely cool. I get it. You know what? We gotta move on to find somebody else
This girl is literally in the middle of a restaurant right now
guys guys we used to have we used to have a TTS for one dollar it was a fucking
disaster two dollar fucking disaster bro we had to change it over the years
because it was so awful they was impossible to do anything 128 years in
chat so you know it's almost kind of like we're on a romantic date or
something
Well, I'm glad that you didn't do anything.
Hey, whatcha eatin'?
I'm dead count of echo.
Hi, Steven.
I'm eating chips, salsa, and city chain.
Chips, salsa, and some.
Anyway, I'll have to.
Um, what else would have been a check?
How old are you?
because I've been thinking about, you know,
how young is someone to collab with?
You know what I mean?
Yana wanted to play games with me and she's 19.
And I was like, even though she's a woman,
it feels inappropriate.
You know what I mean?
You're a 25 team.
What?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, okay, maybe that's that's old enough. I'm hot is
How old is Arcee for reals?
Yeah, Yana's 19. She's she's a beautiful
Baby angel that can sing and is gorgeous and she she's been wanting to play games and I was like
Man, I just don't know
how to
Like maybe if it's like a group thing and I'm like what kind of game I
I don't know, I genuinely feel too old, like seriously.
Ben Thaddon is 40 and always collabs with Yana.
Um, I mean, I feel like once you bring the topic in and you expand on it, I think it's
oddly weirdly weird and unfortunately it's the way it is and I'm just trying to say
that she's weird, but if you bring that up as a topic,
it's not weird because of what it is.
It's weird because the topic is now open like this.
And I've only done this once before
and it was about having very vulgar lobbies
that are full of obscenities
and having underage in my lobbies.
And I said this about among this
and I said I'm based about it
and I will reiterate it.
I think talking about some topics
and doing some jokes that are crazy
And there's an underage in the lobby.
I personally said no.
I would jump in those lobby and say, I'm not doing anymore.
Like, I don't think it's, I don't think it's bad.
And it's only the, and I don't want to make it weird,
but that's the thing that I did,
because I thought I was weird.
But I think, bring the topic up.
Well, it's not something who's close to underage or,
it's like some, clearly an adult person,
I think it's automatically just.
The reason why those nations were crazy
because of photos like this so Miguel Lamonts don't skip that it play for the old school times seven
on quadra gintillion seven hundred i'm not sure who that is but is that weird
yeah i don't know maybe share some maybe share some uh some form of things that um yeah yeah um
That
Get what is this?
What is that?
Doesn't look like it doesn't look like it chap. It's just not the same. It's not the same
Sorry
Not the same
Yes guys, it is not the same trust me. I know okay
the
The the nail thing and the nail thing is it super fat on the real ring. Oh my god. It's just so bad guys
I know my shit. I know my shit
This particular product. I've always said it the head of the nail is way too fat
It's big as fat. It's it's mega and the actual nail is super thick. This is not it
I don't give a shit what it is. I mean, it's just not it's like
Butter but I bought my mom some shit like this and I look at all the part that they have
We're going to blind
I'm telling you it's just it's fake pulse next
But, you replied? I'm actually going to reply to him.
Um, I don't see it. I don't see his reply.
Oh, you have to, you have to, you have to...
What?
What is this?
What the X what cologne do you wear?
Wait, did he just push him?
That's AI.
I can't pause it, I can't pause it.
Why is it the same angle but it's better quality?
Is it like AI enhanced?
It looks, this has been enhanced for sure.
I
Got
Hmm
Why
That's crazy though
Chat chat shouldn't they have like like just a small like zigzag barrier ever like it
I mean, I'm sure that there was some crossfire, but I'm sure they were vigilance.
Sometimes these decisions you can't not have crossfire like
All right, all right
Is that real video or not
Wait, it's full video.
Oh look at the crossbar, I got you, bro.
Fat.
Now get it. What's he doing?
Wait, is it worth at the end, actually?
Always scouting out the space.
I get it.
Mm-hmm
No, what?
Almost bomb us
What was the dog learning on that?
He tours.
Oh, I'm at the top.
I didn't know.
Fuck, look, look, look, it's gonna, it's gonna weird.
See, like he's a little over there, right?
And the dog follows him.
Look at that.
See that?
What was the dog's son?
Maybe a firearm sniffer?
What the?
Oh yeah, that's fucking awful.
Wait.
Wait, did he fire there?
Wait, this guy's crazy!
Oh my...
I didn't see that. That is actually wilder.
You missed every shot?
Wait, somebody go ahead.
The bullet on the wall.
Okay, I get it. Play it.
Bang?
Where?
Wait.
Boy, he fired Ludwig de Villiers.
Bang?
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
Um, yeah.
I mean, at that range, I mean, hold on, let's see.
At that point, get a fucking trippin' or tackle that motherfucker.
Yeah, bros and locked in as guests tackle trip or a shoot at my own officer's
plugins like come on, bro. All right, what else do we have to check anything else
interesting today?
There is a new sauce in McDonald's the hunter X hunter demon sauce higher
I am going to be the first guy to ever do this.
On stream.
The Hunter X Hunter, oh my god, it's purple.
It smells really fucking weird.
New McDonald's sauce.
Ew.
Ew.
You know, Chack, did anybody have the displeasure of having the Minecraft sauce?
That shit was trash.
It was God awful.
I guess.
How do they run the fuck back?
Actually, I can go back in here, right?
Oh, easy.
I gotta read this motherfucker.
If you just stuck, press, tab, and check for trees.
I plan to finish this.
I did not click that.
I clicked it after I haven't already died it I did it after because I knew it I knew
when he was scanner, when he was scanner
yeah because the thing is that if there's no like, uh, turn...
damn, that's crazy
I imagine streamers always miss tracks, chanayai
I
What I
Mean there's nothing to be bothered me as normal as I just wanted to game it begins. I should go there
You know, it's pretty bad. Oh boom just like that. Just like that
So sweet, I know
this podcast bro vs bro golly who the fuck called it bro vs bro golly and I
don't know ask him every once I'm here I already asked him
I'm gonna DM him, I'm gonna DM him
I'll see you. I'm racing again soon.
uh...
says that tomorrow and ended after that but he wasn't there he was there
but after the mall
as it was a lot of it
as it as it wasn't like that
so it looks like it's one of the top side sarah carlis
so right now you have three of the top four still in it
are you are you with
is it
so it's all right
Oh, Jeff.
That's the first one.
That's the McDonald's.
All right, I'm McDonald's.
This is my McChicken, okay?
Now watch this.
This, this, this.
this does it doesn't bend it it got it's a little bit hard brother brother this
is a fucking puck brother brother brother
Did you see that? Did you see that? Holy shit, dude.
Yeah, I mean it was hard. True.
I ended up picking it up like a month later. I'm not kidding.
Um...
Not funny. Not funny.
Guess the game from its music first game
Loge is nice and brave
It would be final fantasy though, but Loge is nice and brave right now
Really? I mean, it's so easy!
Oh, Neo's already out
Neo automated, uh, OSC underrated
Guess the game from its music first game
I mean it's fantastic
I finished it
In case you're R2-1 for one that opens up better rotation
Too low
Wow
Not ready for that are you?
Broke EMP
I think I'm gonna die
He act too much
He's going back up and so are they
Into this A site to spin in the air for fall
And he's still got tricks
One, two
And that should be enough
That's a little tricky
I'm not even looking at the tent
Yeah, he looks so whatever
that was a seriously good T rounds. I mean, we could say that every single adaptation that they had to try to
Go for some map control back was countered. They had a player waiting in squeaky a player waiting in hot
While they had a lower cross and an outside play
I mean it felt like that six players on the map furious. So they made it wait. Oh, are they gonna dive in?
No, they're going to the full embarrassment finish
Yeah, all the way on Yuri, they're not,
Fury aren't falling for anything right now.
They say no chance, we're letting you do this.
No chance, Faze, you're not meant to.
You're not allowed to, oh, they're going to play offs.
If they get this bomb, they're gonna.
Low key, I could opt for a top gamer.
Jack, low key, if I was offered one of these teams,
I would perform on Jack.
You guys, my opinion is actually good, right?
The door, the knife, case for R2, one for one.
I don't give up my reputation.
Too loved.
Wow.
Jack?
Jack, what is it that you mean Dota and League?
Dota is Gaven's game?
League is Valentine's?
Well, League of Legends copied Dota?
Wait, I thought Dota copied League of Legends.
Wait, you're saying Dota has been around longer than...
No, hold on, hold on.
Dota?
Wait, you're saying...
Excuse me, not reading my sub-MSD.
It doesn't mean to read into the ancients.
Dota has been around longer than League?
Dota is...
I thought it was a bit older than that.
You're just scamming.
Why is Dota better?
Dota is harder.
Oh, that's what you said, my buns.
Dota's harder than league!
Say, well, nah, he broke it.
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't know if it's...
Yeah, I think it's other than that.
...it's gonna be a game that's harder than league.
I've never been more helpless in my life.
If you're telling me that Dota is harder than league,
and I'm already lost on league,
I'm not gonna touch Dota with a 10-foot point.
Jack, what's between Dota and League?
I mean, there's more mechanics,
there's more knowledge checks.
It's all right.
No, I can't.
No, I'm kidding.
Is that good?
Is that good?
Dota copied League because League was leaked way before it was released and Dota did copy
League and released it before League was.
Brother, what the fuck are you talking about?
Buddy buddy Dota 2 isn't Dota like
Dota is Dota from Warcraft 3 get a mod like what the fuck?
We used to play Dota all-stars. It was that's what it was called like you would chew Dota all-stars and
You had to be whitelisted it because if you if you were if you were throwing and briefing the games
The game would start you go to the lobby it would do a check at the bottom in the chat
It would go able to check it play your bubba bubba bubba bubba and you would get checked out if you weren't watching it
I mean I know those shit because I'm not a lover. I should play that shit
What do you call something with two wings and an arrow?
Two wings and an arrow? An airplane?
No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What the fuck's the arrow?
An Asian telephone. Wing wing. Arrow.
Oh my god.
What do you call something with two wings and an arrow?
Two wings and an arrow and an airplane?
Yeah, that was nice, good. That was terrible.
An Asian telephone.
Wing wing arrow.
Do you think this won't have any brand product presence?
It's a fictional world and everything is fictional.
We're not even at the risk here.
Okay, that's actually based on it.
You know what? That's pretty based on it.
I I think not wanting to be too close to reality is pretty smart
I love you
Okay, that feels on
Banger wait really don't have one who's up
I'm not a one-hit wonderer, I have like three hits.
So I think I have four hits, right?
That was after the fact, no
Yeah
Why do you think people be watching these games you think they really be like you these teams some people do
I got fantasy and I got real money. You messed up my partly. That's why they call you the n-word
That's what it cuz you suck. That's why they say you're worse than the other
Why you think people be watching the game you think they really be like you these teams check
Has he been doing his normal stuff ever since the other
If I wouldn't slow down
Don't kiss me and let me be in that new step
You two fuckers just made the biggest mistake of your lousy career keep it a book
if I wouldn't
To
Yeah, a little bit ruined a little bit here.
That's cool, yes.
Let's go. Yes. This is a medium level random. Okay, that's it. How many questions can you
get right? What material is the Taj Mahal primarily made of clay? Marble. In what city
would you find the global headquarters of the United Nations? That would be in, fuck,
Vienna? No, no. Don't tell me. It's actually in New York. It's actually in New York.
New York? Not bad. Not bad.
What part of the body can be described as bulbous or aquiline?
The tongue?
The nose.
What country has the highest number of active military personnel per capita in the world?
Yeah, that's
North Korea bronze is primarily made of what two elements
That would be brass and Ivan and Tim. Yeah, I think King have three daughters Regan, Gunnaril and Cordelia
King Lea. Besides coffee, what's the other main ingredient that goes into an affogato
dessert?
Milk.
Cream.
Ice cream or gelato.
Cream is there yet.
What is the common English translation of the famous statement Kogito ergo sum?
Smart for the people.
I think, therefore, I am.
What is the indigenous religion of Japan?
Christianity.
What is the capital of Venezuela?
Caracas.
What word is formed from the ancient Greek words
for star and sailor?
Huh?
Starship?
Astronaut.
What style of art was exemplified by Monet and Renoir?
Impressionism.
Impressionism.
What musical instrument are Steinway and Son's most famous for making?
How'd it go?
The piano.
This is a medium level random tribute.
I mean, I won.
It's much love, ex-QC. Thank you for all the good work.
I had the hard one, no?
Ex-QC, yeah.
So that was the hard one.
I did that because I had, um, art in high school.
That's all you would learn.
You wouldn't learn how to draw anything.
You learn this the money shit, the Andy Warhol shit,
dumb, dumb Picasso shit.
Do you know what the letter stand for
in common acronyms and initialisms?
What does the F stand for in FBI?
Federal, what does the M stand for in FOMO?
Moment.
Missing, missing.
What does the first A stand for in NASA?
astronaut aeronautics what does the C stand for in CIA check them oh central
oh that what does the R stand for in laser refractor refraction radiation yep
what does the T stand for in NATO
What does the D stand for in radar?
Disc.
Detection.
Yep.
What does the C C stand for in C C T V?
Close circuit.
Closed circuit.
What does the E stand for in stem?
Wait.
Huh?
Stem?
Isn't it?
It's an acronym.
Engineering.
It's an acronym.
What does the G stand for in GCHQ?
It's global.
Governments.
What does the S stand for in UNESCO?
Security.
Scientific.
Do you...
Guys, I don't understand, why is it so fucking hard?
What does the C stand for in XQC?
Retard.
What does the Q stand for?
Moron.
Quebec.
What does the C stand for?
The last little Quebecan.
well you don't ask shut up stupid fuck you all right I'm not another one I'm not
doing another one what's better your knowledge of history or random trivia
eight questions coming upon each let's see how many you can get right starting
with history what is the oldest of the seven wonders of the ancient world
Uh, uh, Macabre Jew!
Potato! Potato! Potato!
Uh...
UK.
between Argentina and the UK in the 1980s.
The Falklands.
In which decade did Yuri Gagarin
become the first man to orbit the Earth?
In 1988.
The 1960s.
Which famous beverage did John Pemberton invent in 1886?
Rebel!
Coveyhoca cola.
What ancient structure is widely considered
to be man's first celestial observatory?
Oh! The- the- the- the Tenskopa!
The- Abel!
Abel!
Uh, uh, uh, it's a- it's a hundred fifty.
Yeah, gold-purple.
Legs, land, sea and air. What is the main flavour of the popular Mexican drink, Kahlua?
Coffee, what is the Italian word for ice cream?
Gelato?
Branded.
Gelato.
Branded only gold!
What are the bulk games tokens include a rope, a lead pipe and a clue?
Ah, clue, clue, clue, clue.
Cluedo or clue depending on where you live.
Which Grand Slam Tennis Tournament is played on a grass-court surface?
Um...
Wimbledon.
What popular designer was hired by the brand Hermes as creative director in 2003?
Fifty months.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle, Mr. Gell?
Yeah, what the fuck is going on?
These aren't possible.
I'm done there anymore.
No more videos.
What is that?
What does it mean if you smoke gas inside your house?
Um, pretty serious. If you smell gas inside, you need to get out right away. Don't you
get outside now?
Right. Natural gas.
Got it. Natural gas smell. Gilbert, seriously, you need to get out of the house. Stop talking.
Get outside now.
Oh my God!
Gilbert.
Gilbert?
Move the game guy! Move the game guy! Move the game guy!
Move the game guy! Move the game guy! Move the game-
That's loud and then I'll get it.
Do you have any weapons or anything on you?
Oh, don't reach for it. Jesus.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here, take that.
When-
Jesus Christ.
When police ask you for a weapon, don't reach for it, okay?
Don't reach for it?
Can we just search you up?
Yeah, go ahead.
Don't go in your pocket.
Don't reach for your pockets, I just said that.
Sorry, he's rude.
You have any weapons or anything on you?
Well, don't reach for it.
What?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here.
Here you go.
Yo!
What the fuck?
Here.
Here you go.
Okay.
When...
Hey, Douglas?
When police ask you to get a weapon, don't reach for it.
You don't need to search yet. Don't go in your pocket.
Jesus.
I just said that.
Sorry, do you have any weapons or anything?
Alright, Chad, this is the game today.
Chad, this is the actual games, shall we?
Oh, I want this on something...
Hold on.
Oh, the...
I did you um
And I'm older
And I was
It's a brother
So why was that in the thing then
I do not.
It was.
Thanks for watching, and I'll see you in the next video.
you
you
you
you
you
A small artist is paying you for promo. I'm happy my streamer does charity work.
spelling spell the word lamp lamp chat is too easy for me lamp
tennis
Fluent.
Fluent.
After two years abroad, she became fluent in Italian.
Apocalypse
Really?
Solipsistic
Solipsistic
Solipsistic
Solipsistic means relating to the belief that only one's own mind and experiences are real
Then there would be soul, soul
So I would be
With a why with a why with a why with a why?
And she's
See this one kind of the things that's what we get it's this one can't it cannot in it like you guys
You guys prefer that I'm cheating even though I don't I don't even had I don't even have it
You know what initially I was gonna know what this is that was my initial guess
Like how could I have cheated if I lost how?
You are dark shit
Oh
here with like an empty
um chat it's so long
this is one good thing or not
i guess we'll go to the mall then maybe
what is he gonna get for
uh chat i let you go a band you can still play the game exactly
he's already played it all yeah yes
so that's why it's all about trading and it's about knowing what you're doing
the game has a visual account and what it could lead to based off what's going on
yep that's a good compromise i guess you're a manic fucking guy but i'm picking it up
you're picking up what i'm putting down right yes yeah there you go
you're like you're like the what's that one really strong guy's name
I don't know, really strong?
Like, just name a strong guy.
Me?
Uh, Bradley Martin?
Alright, there you go. You're like right now the Bradley Martin of the fucking Crocs, dude.
Like, you're just picking it up, you know what I mean?
Joe, what the fuck is he saying, man?
Now what? Now what? Everything's done.
Yeah, but look at how much gold you have.
Alright, let's try to choose Dujing. See, tell me.
zero zero zero exactly at ten minutes ZZZ ZZ Z
Yank someone
Really?
Unmend me
Unmend me
2100 for an item so you should play for one more camp so you can get that power spike, okay?
Ignore this
Hey, you know the ones learning to calm fucking game somebody
I'm feeling ganky soon
Then let me ask you a question if you want to gank what do you need to start doing drum exactly
ganking without droning it's like going for a committed play on siege without sending in your drone
two years
they're getting fucking destroyed
I might get another one
dude I'm telling you it's easy as fuck for you right now
like right now every game is cookie cutter
you're the fucking master baker
and you're sitting there making cookies
and fucking spraying your ice cream
oh my god
confront your opponents and crush everyone in
oh no
We can't we can't go
We
Bad
Any waggers wag a wagon wag a wagon wag a wagon wag a wagon wag a wagon wag it
Jack this guy's a new business that this guy this drew a guy should get out of bear and then start healing
Let's see things new visit
You change stands and start healing
That's your pulse
I can come back and get my blue later and he's out of position 98 months to go
It's because your blue is always going to be there. It's like you're sitting down and you have money in the bank
But you could also steal money
I should play a game. I wish we play
Maybe a game of um
Maybe a game of um
Maybe a game of um
Paul got lucky.
Oh, move it with some friends, yeah.
Let's see if we have some friends on.
You want to play?
Five years. Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Maybe some games, dead by daylight.
Burnout.
Boris, how do you choose the jerky?
With my front teeth.
Yeah, I do.
Zombies like I'm actually, and that's the reason.
So I've always thought that that's the reason.
Everybody says oh you look like a rat that's probably why that's probably why I eat with my front teeth bad like a horse
Yeah, I know hamster maxing. That's what they say process me bad. Oh, I don't believe in any of that. I
Think that's all fake. Okay, like I'm gonna be honest like all this like all process
I mean if it was if it was that bad it wouldn't taste good
if it was that bad like I mean like guaranteed like you I don't I don't
believe it I don't I believe it at all and so parasites are bad yeah yeah
exactly and anyway dude fix your teeth I know we're gonna get into a man it's
gonna take some time but you know we'll do what we need to do alright and maybe
maybe sure yeah um round about city needs our mayor back to the city has
Should we get captured, too?
Chat low key.
Chat low key, hold on.
Low key, see, skylines, thoughts.
Chat.
Um, to a far west
Did the Sims did after the bad thing at the same as that I don't even like it that much
None of this space I do though, what's
Not enough this space for one update.
Um, sixty one wow can I get to what that's like.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Like what do you mean?
Try the new one on this map on Black Ops 7 it's really cool.
Where?
Um, what the fuck?
switch play tomodachi life okay but what's what's new about it though what's fun about it though
like then your updates is there like what what why what with it
they have to make the fun um yeah i think i'm good on all that chat low key
I haven't play making friends right now. It's nice to see that this island is getting along
New ex
I'm just looking at a roll of toilet paper. I'm giving the boss too much stuff. I think that's why
There's one player that's bad enough. I think I need to give somebody
Call me
Tomodachi Life is Cinema. It's a new game that leads to Giver to Go.
I didn't look at all about it.
Please, set lose effect.
I can see it's starting to recede again.
Pushing 46,670,670,670,670,670,670,670,670,670,670.
New dead lock update.
Wait, actually no.
Oh.
Terry Snowcote has more restrictions on it,
so you can do crazy shifts and make it really funny
in Tamadachi life.
I'll play it while I'm watching.
Loud.
I didn't enjoy this when I played it.
I didn't like it.
Manual labor is on becoming Greg librarian good with books not much else and what uses a washed up soldier like you Nelson
Now we are survived
Um, wait swicka game the game of the fruits I
I like that I never got that I never get to play it because I didn't I didn't
switch at the time
but
there's one to one
okay slay the spy to Felix please Felix please slay the spy to
I didn't really want to figure out that the sound was coming out of his butt, you know, and I...
Um, nah, just not round the doll, I'll be going around with my bligims.
Alright, alright, what else? A Dolma Keeper.
Probably not.
I personally didn't really enjoy it I don't think it was hard
There is a new Doctor Insanity Cop sloppy toppy.
Alright.
What the fuck is that?
Plaza try the Tomahawk key knife it's such content you don't understand.
Have you tried the escapists too?
They're trying to fucking busts.
That's it?
have a wheel here? Yeah, do you know? I wish I do have a wheel here. Please consider Router
Wines, one of my favorite games ever. I think you'll enjoy it. It doesn't look that bad,
it looks gonna chill. The more the city will open up, making the city more walkable,
even creating bus-only streets.
Those corporate suits at SE Auto won't make it easy, mind.
They prefer to see this public transport program fail.
So it's on you to figure out the perfect routes,
design new lines, and expand the network.
We got a mighty selection from the classics
right on through the state of the art.
Think of them like tools.
You've got to pick the right one for the job.
She's a sharp colonel from a 40-
What the fuck?
If you're having a good real ex-QC and chat, much love ex-QCL.
I mean, we're gonna... 40 bucks!
To do a real-life job?
I am buying it.
I
Don't have a wheel though. I
Mean, I don't think I bought the wheel. I didn't bring the wheel back together. So I mean, it's where it gotta be somewhere
And the wheels gotta be somewhere
Like what the fuck is my wheel
I
Had the wheel
So I had a wheel where I was here, right?
Excuses my bus driver aware
I go has it actually
Okay, uh, is that downstairs?
I go, do you have the wheel?
I never, I never seen her, uh, it's in the house, it's downstairs.
Wait, downstairs?
How do you know this, though?
How do you know that I don't know this?
this. Oh it feels like a woman if it isn't. I want to try to be bored by
themselves when I go get the wheel.
Yo? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you have the wheel? Yeah, please. Oh, thank you.
the best. Yeah, and I guess.
Chew easy. There's no way it's 12%
12% none. That's not real. That can't be real.
Do we have the I'll put every dollar I've ever made in my life in it. That's not financial
advice, by the way.
That 12% is insane, bro.
I mean, if it's 40 and 50, shouldn't it
be closer to 50-50 or 40%?
OK, so not only.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
if they're circulating, like maybe they're
doing the circulating, circulating market cap,
then it's probably closer to around there.
But even then, I would say it's like,
it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like.
Anthropocene-filled Bitcoin was 22%.
And this is, I can see this being real lowkey more likely.
Say what you want, Jack.
Because I'm not in the fucking bank defender.
like we're obviously slacking here.
High parcel.
If I'm going to be consistent, yeah, it's really quick.
But there's an influx of real people
because the follow-up count is actually pretty.
Thank you.
Was that the good wheel or the bad wheel?
I will but I didn't even debunked if I can actually anything because people don't give a fuck and when I do like a
I'm not gonna some some some crazy fucking like
Right
What else
Man, it's not slow. It's just it like I did this cat
Like play you're actually slow
I don't even have space
Hold on. Uninstall. Chat, what if I go by size? By size, filter, um...
That's crazy, Q. You are a great streamer. We paid-paid chat at EZClap 15 months. Wow,
I'll just leave a bunch of bullshit bang bang bang boom bang
is that slow I mean it's not slow all right I'll just do a small sort of them
forget we saw it was a story all day so let's do um oh the F1 game
your ash is limited hold on chat what would be crunch of the ship though down
I will load and put it at 500,000.
500,000.
Like.
Okay, hold on.
Chat.
Looks good to me.
That's it about like 50% of like capacity.
Now we're good. I'll play a game of Foggy while doing it.
I'm not seeing Keso. I've been inspired to play and become good at this game.
Just kidding.
I'm actually just going to go to this game.
Wait, there's one more to get? What is it?
What an episode would it?
with custom celebration equipped
chat how do I even do that custom celebration or pause right
chat where's celebration
this that's not custom
Is this custom?
Now all I have to do is win.
Oh, he's aiming.
Um, change game.
Jazz solo rank should be good, right?
Where's rank?
Um, oh
Wait, let's navigate this with the controller
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Yeah, that was pretty bad. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna. I mean, I'm not gonna boast about that. That was fucking dog shit.
I mean, I'm out of practice, sir. I'm out of practice because the reality is that I
was still serving all those bad jumps, sir. Not a single one of those was good. I knew
you had to jump early so that you'd land further up and you had to dive.
I jumped earlier but I'm gonna land it on a thing that I didn't get by now.
I should have warmed up.
No, no, no, no, wait.
Okay, go for it.
Okay, this is a full-leg battle or not?
Wonder if they get the first win, like one game on winning.
Oh my god why does it look like it's slow?
Dude why do you go low so slow?
Wait what is this?
Stay there so I like the endpoints.
Huh?
Oh my god!
Bang!
Bang!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, they got my heart racing, I was actually going to stand there.
I don't lose this game.
Did you know that I'm one of the first steam users to ever get fly-winds in the
the entire world and not a joke yeah it's that's a record if you look at the
box why don't you come and go look at it I'm one of the first in the world to
achieve that
look at the boss I don't give a shit oh my god I'm leaving
hey there's a bunch of new maps
Bang! Bang! Never fucking doubt the Lord for the IMAID gaming. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait hold on this guy's doing some weird shit
hey doing some weird shit
um come around climb up the trees and avoid the rising waters either please
What is that before?
Down on the wall?
Wait, I think I'm bc-ing.
I'm just breaking because of the download, thank you.
I
I'm not playing on the floor ever!
I'm not playing on the floor!
or was that not that that was at 19% it's very uh right oh it was like it was right
on the disc that's why when the disc is full it's right on the disc and the disc tells
the fail and make some like that
some real shit some real shit
now watch this
16 months, love you Jax.
They'll come back, they'll come back!
Dude I swear, if I ever hear you say gaming is dead when you refuse to play a bunch of
bang or so you then play the same shit over and over again, I'ma do nothing because
It's in lockdown social. Have a good day and enjoy your time, XQCL.
City Skylines.
Losing in two rounds.
60 months. Wow, I welcome you to the jungle now, Pappy XQCL.
Is that a nice skip?
Is that a nice stupid deal?
Maybe I hit it on the left side so that it goes left.
Maybe one of these falls is going to do it there.
Tic, Piff, Perk, Perk, Perk, Tic, Tic, Tic.
Are you having a seizure?
Is he okay?
["Fall Guys"]
Can we do gamba for Fall Guys, please?
I'm twisted.
Another one of those four.
I don't know how that works.
Collect bubbles.
The further you go, the more it's worth it.
It's nothing for a godgamer like you, X-Q-C-L.
I don't get it.
52 months now fall on my little guy. So just go forward and find a way and then just get bubbled
64 months with a due second you welcome me to the jungle ex-QCM
No good preparation for this
Rest in sabers
Compromat in children's game
Oh and BTW save some oxygen for the rest of us
Hello XQC, I subscribe for god tier gameplay, it has been 36 months, when will this happen?
Please clarify.
Now.
I confront RN and you will be happy you hear free.
Excuse me
Excuse me
Hello, this is your mother sit straight now look at your posture next speaking
I don't understand why not be resented it it's over it's over it's fucking over it's
like I'm not gonna qualify on the ungrounded hero
I've been waiting at the bus stop for 30 minutes now.
I will get fired at my 9-2-5 job now.
Face XQC.
XQC Health.
No, no, no, no, no!
Police! Police! Police! Police!
I- I- I- I- I- I- I- Please, please, please, please.
Oh, fucking hold me, bitch!
The fucking hold me, me!
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Wait, Preston is coming, Saber!
I thought I died!
Brother, I became the being.
Oh, the celebrity I lose...
You fucking lost?
Look up, Lorraine, in the middle!
Look!
You fucking, your dog shit!
You fucking lost the Tremash!
When is the castle crashes stream with Jesse and Greg?
I don't know, do we still have to do that?
name's fun but it's just like my style
it's okay
navigate up the goal to reach the finish line
yo, check that out
purple resets are close to you
I'm
Shut up
a
of that?
Fucking bitch!
Don't ever hold me! Don't ever hold me!
Never ever turn ever again!
You are dog shit!
You've got to be dynamic at the instable Lucky Wait, they're about to time out, sir.
They timed out?
How bad are these players?
How bad are you guys?
Oh come on!
Brother, are we serious with this garbage?
Need to trim up the table.
What am I going?
Once this game is fired by the bright enough rates, we all want one lighter gun.
Sniper being a sixty-seven, Sniper's being a sixty-seven, Sniper's being a sixty-seven.
That is so bullshit. I can't explain how bullshit that is.
I get the wheel. I forgot this works a lot.
you
you
you
you
you
It's the explosion to the metal.
No it is not.
What fucking do not
Yeah, right?
Oh, he's getting in front of us, like, hold on.
Bang.
Do we still exist, sir?
Hi, Fiatz. Hi, Jackson.
In a 2017 Stan Mars, 777777777 PEPAPLS PEPAPLS
Chat we forgot Moncore
L underscore?
L underscore?
L underscore?
Chat hell global I know is here Moncore
Seven!
I mean is there not like a like a maybe a similar presented that you just put on
Chattie's gonna take forever to fuckin' finish shit.
Why do you use defaults? No, no, no, this is default. Look. A2, okay, it works.
I choose name for the chair company it's gonna be called it's gonna be called it's
It's gonna be called um around about travels yo that's actually the sick ass name
This is on a gink-catcher.
I mean, this is a nice slide show, I don't mind this particular slide, but don't do
Don't do it like that. Don't do it like that. Don't shoot dead. Do it like this.
Oh God.
What?
Which section?
Oh, is this it, man?
Time to crash, time to crash!
Okay, um, forward, break, steering, toggle speed limiter.
Gear up.
Genosic Diffle-Tripper.
Cycle retarder.
Ignition.
Gear down.
Chad, what's Gear D?
Oh look at the gear D
Drive
Yeah, I don't fucking know
Gear neutral D retarded gear rehearse
Bus stop break welcome to the jungle
Open doors and kneeling in a ramp.
There's four doors!
Oh my.
Yeah, my bus driver is stuck and can't even turn the bus on.
I need to get my bus to go to the cigarette factory in Laval.
Oh my...
Two buttons, this is fucking crotch.
Oh, this keyboard for those, okay.
So what would I do then?
Toggle I-beam.
free mud right
warning lights
cockpit lights
passenger lights
hello youtube frogs are gone
crab mode and fuck you
windshield wipers
interactive
k indicators
uh...
what we find that
gyrd was where
work out
case i have enough that right
indicator of
Hello, my name is Hassan. Is this the short bus my friend loved the grinds?
Oh, a driver. Shall I go for a visit?
You're retarded ease Netsbuster break your retarded ease Netsbuster break I've been your retarded ease Netsbuster
We have a good driver.
What the fuck?
Invert break.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, go on.
Here D is B20 and Ignition is HR1.
I know what that is, HR1.
Left battle to go forward.
What the fuck?
Hey man, stop whaling the Sculpt Dotherian and start running people over.
Oh
What was that?
What the fuck?
Okay, okay, this is gonna break my hands. This is gonna break my fucking hands
just fucking drive it it's inverted it's inverted it's inverted it hasn't
heard it
please mr. guy in virtue having a medical emergency take me to the gas on my
My way home. Fire from my 9 to 5. And the bus driver forgot how to drive the fucking bus. Fuck my life.
Just got off my 8 hours shift at the factory. But now I'm waiting for a fucking hour at the bus stop. Where is he? Where is he?
Well, howdy there, Stranger. You must be the bus driver I asked for.
Top Chuck. It's a pleasure.
Finally!
Are you all faster?
Are you fucking stupid?
Yeah next game, next game.
I- It's just so dumb!
The game breaks like the game of fucking bricks?
I can't believe it makes you fucking bitch-ass.
Look button 8 is this one.
One eight is this one right here!
Alright yeah. Unplug it.
No, they game bugged him. They game crashed him.
You can't click on the fucking...
Yeah, well, that was the other joining center that that that's not added it's um a something
A, B, A, G, it's...
It's... beam.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the X-Men.
Look.
Um...
You are barely able to drive a car.
How are you gonna drive a bus next game?
Is this gonna crash?
I got you clap.
My guy, your brain is shaped like a roundabout. Love you, XQCL.
Look. See this? Now watch this.
Now watch this game. Actually, look, look. It'll just work. Watch this.
Um
Can I just do a normal fucking map?
Ah, hey.
Maybe if you actually bought good products instead of slop from Teemu, you would be
actually able to play some games.
He's right.
I'm not sure. This is one of the most common wheel. This is the most common wheel for gamers.
Like it's the most accessible wheel that people use when they just want to have a wheel to
start with. And look, game works. Like, Chad, how do you, Chad, how do you go for
First person.
Sight, like that, hold on.
Do we not change the hips?
Sorry, sorry!
The sitting is wrong.
Alright, this is strong.
Anybody there?
Hack the shift, then!
Nobody knows where the CVT is then.
Hold up!
This that dumb game has tractors!
Woohoo! Woohoo!
You don't know brother!
Woohoo! Woohoo!
What the fuck?
I mean, you are breaking the car.
Oh, I didn't have the teeth in.
My pedals have teeth.
My pedals have teeth.
Okay.
So that doesn't count.
Let's just go back to the menu.
Okay, so that doesn't count. Let's just go back to the menu.
This one doesn't count.
Oh, shit, tractor!
There's no four-speed.
There's no four-speed back end.
Okay, next scenario.
Joe will be a good scenario to do.
Trailer delivery?
Rock-crowling?
Yeah, this is gonna be the police one, actually, fuck it.
Wait, there's only one of them?
P.O.V. you're watching the lowest rate of Duberines driving the day before he gets...
I'm in the jet!
Some of the fucker?
Some of the fucker?
Come here! Come here!
Kill that boy! Kill that boy!
Who is this maniac chasing me? I'm veering for my life. I can see his nose poking out the driver's side with his foot.
I'm scared.
Come here!
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Fuck that, you're dead.
Help me, Seth!
No!
Oh!
Help me!
Help me!
Let me do it.
Where the fuck did he go?
Where the fuck did he go again?
Oh yeah motherfucker!
No!
No!
Reset! Reset! Reset!
So bad L-O-L!
Let me lock it.
Come here!
Rootmaster, patient starts in five minutes.
Broke my car.
Broke my car.
Okay, now I'm fully locked in.
Can you shift for F's sake?
A goblin stone at the least car and is chasing me sent help.
I can't fucking shift it, well let me.
Come here!
Don't make all the fuck friends.
it was the next time I turned off the light was
oh you're fucking done
Cat, this guy won't stop chasing me. Should I call Marty?
Is there a highway man with traffic? This man is dog shit.
Cat!
Excuse me, you are making us EU cops. Look back with this performance. Do better.
Oh shit!
What the fuck happened to my car?
Okay, just, okay, just, just that we finished the machine.
Let me just fuck his life up.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna fuck him up.
Off the brick, I'm saying to the barrier, I don't give a shit.
Somebody, somebody, don't do crime, don't do crime.
It's acceptable.
Don't do crime, don't do the tunnel, buddy.
Jets, we in this bitch, fuck you!
We don't give a fuck, we don't give a fuck, we don't give a fuck.
That's what I do.
Jets, is there more?
Jets, back in the day, there was a tree in the city.
What was that?
Traphtic mayhem.
No, I don't fuck it, no.
Let's not do that.
Yeah, I want something realistic.
Don't shoot there. Don't shoot there, do that.
What's FFB?
I don't know what you're talking about, it's just not a lot.
What's the music I got you bro?
Letters in six.
I get a video shoot down an LA in five minutes.
Get the fuck out.
Get the fuck out the road, bitch.
I'm sorry.
Let's go to the bathroom.
Yeah, let's go to the scenario.
What about that?
Are you fucking stupid? Are you a piece of block?
What's that?
What about?
Well, that was a little harder.
Oh, no, bro. I don't want that.
They gotta lose my mind if I don't mind something
You're gonna get me
You're gonna get me
You're gonna get me
You're gonna get me
You're gonna get me
You're gonna get me
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh
Holy wins to name
I mean, I like this one.
Oh
Silly!
Hold on.
What the fuck?
Who just ran into me?
Wicked.
Um...
I'm looking into my- into my ad view of the songs that I like somewhere in the area.
Hold on.
Some of these are good.
Is that gonna all choose something good?
Wide boing quiet boing quiet boing quiet boing quiet boing quiet boing quiet boing quiet.
Pull ya out the legs, I think.
Jack, hold on to the fucking bridge, little...
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
I
Can't say so high
I can drift it actually, it's a good idea to be able to get it, okay?
I mean, you're gonna squeeze me.
You're gonna squeeze me.
For what reason?
This game debuts first gear is useless.
Like legitimately.
Like second gear to the year only.
It shouldn't even have a first gear long game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, only they should even have a first year won't be
I'm just floating it.
I parked right here. Everybody stop. Everybody stop. Everybody stop.
I owned a- I- I- I- Yo, when you have a BMW, you own the road. That is what it is.
How do you even fucking want it?
I drive like a BMW driver.
What's that BMW sign? What is it then?
All the brawl of the Max.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Right away
I have a truck and it's hard to breathe. Dead one?
You have to let me pass.
I'll get the fuck out of the road.
I hate you. I don't get a shit.
I'm fine by you.
I didn't say that we got the truck laying right here.
Hey, new song?
Whoa! What are you doing here?
Beautiful.
What the?
Oh, we don't...
This is a B-video.
What the fuck is that a quarry?
Stop! Please stop!
Brother, brother over there.
Over.
Hey, come here.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Over there, over.
Chat?
Chat?
What the fuck is he doing?
Chat.
Chat!
Oh.
Is this fucking stalled?
Now play running in the 90s and fucking send it.
Fifty months. Wow, what a time to be alive. XQCL.
X after tightening the screws on the wheel push them in and it locks them down.
fuck all the evil in the world, you are old enough to know, I love you talk to xkc,
Time to look for the most special in your ex-QCN movies.
Oh la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Ex-QCN, Ex-QC, Ex-QC, Ex-QC, Ex-QCN.
Stop all the evil in the world. We're all in our blood.
I love you, Todd, but it's too soon.
I don't know if you'd like us to do our best, please remember the front doors.
Yeah, I had to be ready to push the wheel all the way in and tighten it,
but it looked like it was tightenin' it.
But where are we fucking going, though?
I don't know.
New one, because you are expected to have $250 in that anime game from the start.
Got it?
Got it, I'll hop in, don't ya?
Wait, why would you?
And back!
Chat me this man a mutiny millionaire, enough for him to retire his family for generations,
allowed him to make himself richer by promoting gambling, and he still can't be bothered to
turn up the graphics settings for us on his $30,000 PC.
false
Kona, call Rool who's our son
got it done
little brothers lost in the quarry
okay
okay
now you
stop playing driving Simmons do police chase
I already did that with the fucking bitch ass.
I did that.
Yo.
Comes to the map? I mean I have a bunch of good stuff.
I have um, platform jump.
You failed your driving test like 20 times, right?
Nope.
How do you guys restrain?
Lil Bro got the Tinker Toys steering wheel.
I
This is just real
I
Know
What the fuck?
I'm just one little kid from back then
So, yeah, I'm someone to go
Yeah, so what I say
I'm just one little kid from back then
So, I'm just one little kid from back then
Don't be scared
To be my own
Be my own
We don't mind
That is actually hard, this is actually hard
Why does he fucking flit man?
He lives for what reason there?
I got this.
Stop!
Fucking stop him!
Let's get out of here.
Look at this camera!
I
That's good!
Wait, what's that?
What's this one?
What's this one?
I like the jumps!
What's Ravi at?
He's very hard.
I'm not gonna say that I swear actually they actually might be I love you chat here. Let's say that the guy he excused
In the launcher, right?
Two. One. Go. Flat left.
And four left short. 100. Three right. 30.
Four right. 100.
Airpin left, 100m, 6th right long, 40m, 4th right, narrows, and 3 left titans, 40m.
6 left short and flat right into flat left narrows into 5 left short into hairpin right
opens donkart 40 6 right 80
5 right, Titans
and half in left extra long opens
Overcrest 50
6 right short
Overcrest 70
4 left short 40
Flat left long opens 40
Three right extra long, tightens.
Into four left short, into four right short, 30.
Two left, in caution, two right tightens, over finish.
And five left, 40.
good job stop and stop control so
They're good
I mean no
What do you know that's not bad
Where are the options?
Guess it's all ultra. They're like anything's ultra fuck. What are you talking about? It's just maxed out
I love when challenge like these throw a random random wrap wrap it could
A. A. DLSS use the FX A. A. A. like like like like you know the role it's just
something that you see on a screen like this doesn't do anything A. A. A. is bad.
The A is bad. It's a bad thing. Look at the game.
Like, are we the ass?
Like, this is worse.
Like, this is worse.
you can do. This is Sma. I think so much time to fucking love this game, man. It is
fucking game is so annoying
i think i said the Corsa is too realistic
it's actually it's more real than real life and that's the problem with it
with that game overall and the cars
here's the first note
flat left
good luck
Checking aggregate now, and the flag left.
And four left short, 100, 3 right, 30, 4 right, 100.
Camping left, 100.
6 right long, 40, 4 right, narrows, and 3 left titans, 40.
I can do this in 135.
The first note is flat left, good luck.
3, 2, 1, go, flat left.
And four left short, 100, 3 right, 30, 4 right, 100.
Carp in left, 100.
6 right long, 40, 4 right, narrows and 3 left titans, 40, 6 left short and flat right into
The flat left narrows into 5 left short, into hairpin right opens, don't cut, 40, 6 right, 80.
Caution, 5 right, tightens, and hairpin left extra long opens, overcrest, 50, 6 right short, overcrest, 70.
I
Have fun that's been that's cool. That's cool. Oh
Yeah, we're not doing that
Yeah, I think if you pay a rally game you just play like a rally game, you know I mean oh
My god scared me
Well, because that's what they specialize in,
they specialize in like the dirt, the rocks, the whatever.
You know what I mean?
Like physics makes sense.
That's the problem, I saw the course overall in my opinion,
that the game is too realistic,
it's more real than real life.
Like you play, bro, you drive the M5 in that game?
Brother, you never have traction.
Chances, you know what, Chances,
every's lopping, when I'm actually correct,
Jerry's wrong like you don't know it like you don't know you know like you
don't know you do not know
anyway
what should we play now?
we could play this guys
Um, I'll play this game as well in that game.
No, I'm not going to add everything, I mean, I'm decent at it, but I'm not going to sweat
it now.
This guy is fun, it's a fun game, but maybe we set up like a goal and be like, let's
Let's do this or do that.
in progress
i need to know that mother's thought that it actually bronze at every single game in twenty
twenty six and you can't prove is wrong
It's kind of hot in here now.
Hold on.
It's 78 degrees this much, sucker.
It's sweaty.
I'm trying to get some new water to add new ports, okay?
What else is in this game?
Industries, lengthy options.
30 months and I still don't know what this guy is saying.
What about maps though?
Maps!
Normal mode.
Chat ribbon is new now.
This is new.
So this map is
so this map is uh blue ones are new the one with the badges on it
been a while since I've watched your streams I like this one I missed you
man I like maybe maybe this one but it looks gender this is too simple
Although, does that not look simple?
24.
Arbor?
Where's that at?
Oh, that was nice.
Mountains and shit?
Yeah, that was it.
Net Zassar's sure.
That for tutorials, probably not right?
City name.
Um.
um
Check
Also, I think we should have a goal, like a goal in mind, like, like, like, I, like,
I think there's a lot, like, I don't know what I'm doing, like, I'm not going to fail
off the rip, like, if I don't know, no goal, it's going to be like, we're just going
to do spreadsheets.
Make it to a million?
I've never gone to a million before, no?
A million population?
I've been in a population that will take me six hours.
It's gonna be called, it's gonna be called.
plus years of juicier
Smog dinner smog dinner
Smog dinner I like that because you're gonna see why judge this is smog dinner
No, it's not just LA okay, it's just LA
Okay. Okay. First, let's analyze the landscape first and then build. We figure out the current
direction. Smogton-Pagman-Smogton-Chatex-QCL. The water is going down. What the fuck? That
actually make sense.
That's good, that's good.
So what we're gonna do then,
we're gonna pull the water from here,
and oh it doesn't matter, does it matter?
Because we could just dump the poop water
in the corner here and it will go down stream anyway.
Which I think is pretty bad because realistically,
it'd be better to pull from the left and yeah,
we'll change it later on, we'll change it later on.
No way I know what I'm doing.
We start here and then these guys are going to go out on the streets because these roads
are absolutely garbage.
If he's addicted, we don't care.
Okay, now, what's important to note is the traffic is the main component that's going
to cook our stuff.
This has to be one way in and one way out the matter in there
Jack possible that one way one way out
For now
And they're not gonna like that we'll leave it as it's now check we'll leave it. Okay. We're gonna leave this all empty
in the shower we need all empty yet okay empty and then we round it out after me
appreciate you X nope night what I just do
put a boulevard right here nope bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
chat I think it's awful
good good that's good again so then
This is happening here first things first
Yo chill out
Yeah, they can they can they can come back because it wasn't I know what I'm doing just just just just stress
It's a temporary thingy.
So now we have real straights.
We want to make it nice and cool or give it a little bit of a curve.
I can't wait to move into roundabout city. I don't need to leave at all. I just need a nice roundabout
Okay.
These are going to have the view of the highway, which is the most precious view you can have.
I've finally just moved out of Roundabout after the mayor burned the city down to a crisp.
We are moving to a new city called Smogington with high hopes.
Oh.
Okay.
Will you be milking your juice at night?
Yeah, okay
Let's just start playing
First things first not know if it pause because we don't be able to complain because they come out early work
Correct. We want to have some power over our half hour. No, no. Oh, it's very windy. Wait, that's that's good. That's good
We'll put the trees here
And what would you have a million arts?
Which one is that good?
Four?
Is that max?
If I had a rotate.
Okay, and these guys are going to connect to the main power grid, such like this.
Undergoat.
It needs like a transformer, right?
No, we have to work here, right?
Oh, not if we get in place that baggy.
Oh my fucking god, bruh.
Bang.
Okay, good.
We're good.
so so many so work here pretty much bang and connect this
Are we
Good
Okay, good now we have power for the city. It's jover
Okay, buddy
So then we do is that we get some water before people even come in and
This is gonna pull the water. Okay, it's gonna pump the water and this will go from only water
out to the city
Okay, and the city will pump the sewage down streamer
Don't stream with thank you X QCL
Don't know work
Is this is bugged in it needs power
Piano playing like there isn't going to be a nuclear meltdown in small towns in the past few days.
Alien emoji.
Bang! It works!
Okay, and now people want offices, people want stuff, come on, come on, come on, quickly!
So over here we're going to work. This is called work lane.
These are people who are going to work. And people are going to live in here.
Not on the main street. Absolutely not. Bang!
And they're going to go shopping of course, because we want people to make the money.
that works and more we're gonna live here at the roundabout at the end
with a beautiful tree
okay now you want some offices of course a waterfront business
Fuck you.
Um, check people want to tell what is this called?
Yeah, what what is the greener?
That it's high density, but it's medium right medium
Yeah, medium medium medium
I'm okay. Yeah, that works. That works.
These are going to go off the main road here and it will connect back to main road.
Yep, that works.
Good.
Is that good?
I kind of like this road.
And these guys are gonna live...
Beautiful!
Absolutely beautiful.
And we're gonna give them medium density.
I moved to Smolton with a bright future in mind.
I'm hoping I can raise a family here for a happy life.
No health issues or financial stress.
Good!
Well, I think the power sticks, no?
Well, it's not connected, but once a house exists, this will...
still waiting on my pay money for the botting I've been doing on your channel
it's been eating up all my PC power and I am in need of an upgrade please hurry
watch as the chat now spans aware to show my power should we have power 60
months why can I get a welcome to the jungle xqcl
Yeah, we don't need it right because it's already connected exactly that's my thought
Bang no no because once you connect the first house the house was just they just do the thing
So now people want to load into the house in here
People want hospitals, but they're relaxed.
You just got here, man.
Um, can we get my clinic?
Have they earned it?
Alright, we'll get him the slow one.
$60,000 for a clinic.
I mean, it all makes a money though, right?
Jack, they'll make money, right?
I mean, that shit's gonna be...
No, no, no, no.
Don't be rid.
It's even our main sector.
Just tax the fuck out of them, it's all good.
Okay.
Should do double roads.
We got low density housing here so we're talking about these guys right here.
Love you X.
They should be high density but it's okay.
Okay these are gonna smoke a little smog unfortunately.
Okay the problem we're gonna have a chance at these is they're gonna start smoking
smog.
Wait.
Evicted already.
I'm addicted already.
Wait for a hearse. Fuck you.
Condemned.
They're waiting for hearse's.
Okay.
The cemetery is going to be near the smog.
Because they need to remember what it was like.
Okay.
sense
close to the city
not a tiny bit
fuck it, send it. Okay now walk star
musician there he's gonna live it right
right here. And unfortunately I need to evict somebody for this. So, fuck you. Somebody
lost their house but somebody gained a house. That's good. Right? Someone for a person,
huh buddy? Now, okay, people need education, right? People are going to be very un-smart
otherwise so we're going to give him an amateur school it's gonna be right next to the hospital
i actually don't mind that and then that's nice
oh we're in the houses
this guy ex built his city like a casino lmf a
the road is the smog is gonna get really bad here chat I'm gonna be honest with you
this is not good at all chat we won't what low right like traffic already
I don't know it's with that also the ability yes you see it's orange if the
People are smoking a smog here. They don't like that.
But, I mean...
Then, I mean, who should I come...
Helix, I am trusting this city to you. Don't fail me.
After the failure at Roundabout City, this is your final chance.
Good to go.
What's up?
Yeah.
I get to dive into the mailbag to see what's been keeping me
musical lovers awake at night and put my counterpart training
to do it.
Do you like this?
Let's see.
Interlude 11 rights.
Dealless, last Christmas, I was surprised by the fact
that we played a Yamaha piano and not a classical style.
First of all, thank you for reaching out
Interlude 11.
I've noticed that it's more and more common
that the opera houses use this Yamaha piano instead
But I guess the most important thing is that the music is right
Yeah, let me go complain. Oh you do simple concept that you go over here your bike plickets and you bulldozer shit
It's really dead simple. It's not bang bang bang bang. Oh
It's noisy bang boom. I threw a bomb already. It's done. Oh, we don't give a shit
I don't care. They don't make enough money for it to be a problem. It was big offices
Yeah, sure, but these small lozales don't give a shit. I
That's right. Bang. So then...
Well, we could say that we're enjoying a positive trade balance, and the economy is booming.
More after this. A housing shortage is driving up prices.
Shortages? Are you stupid?
But apparently that's not all good news. We're joined today by an expert...
Welcome, Professor. So a housing shortage is bad for people trying to move here, right?
Oh
Okay, this is called a spreadsheet.
This is a solution when you really, really need houses.
stores and then houses media media media medium and low
that's good my chat now we should be good at what beautiful that's that's
beautiful check what does this need
which they are worse yeah I haven't seen the parts that way I don't think we've
unlocked them yet
I was like oh this is like an office like this is like a little a little copy
shopper
okay Jack we have to go add some stuff but like advanced rosaries at roundouts
When are the impeachment hearings?
This mayor has stopped to go.
Wrong.
Carl Ledgeman, that, um,
police headquarters, that's a bit too much.
Okay.
Yeah, please.
It's noisy.
How did you move noise without it just parts right?
Well, you can't.
So are we adding a hussambi dog shopping institution to small town or not would be a good touch
Mr. Mayor.
channel to do maybe just how instead we just put stores instead
yeah yeah we have to replace it well sorry that sorry about those who got
baited to move in here I mean yeah I mean fuck you
evict evict evict evict evict evict and evict it and evict it it's I mean
it's the cost it's the cost of the ring and it's an attack this
What about the doubts? Oh, I actually unlocked them.
Let's go here.
You like it?
Jack, roundabouts are actually a marble of a-
Is it noisy?
commercial suitability okay
we're gonna go here like this
bro are you serious on that?
That works. Now watch this.
You want some jobs? I got you.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs.
Finished.
That's it all. Job crisis averted.
Okay, now we need houses. Look, there's people who can't move in anymore.
I am a small town resident and we currently pay 70% income tax. Come do my job for me Mr. Mayor, because what the actual fuck is this?
Okay, quickly, houses and houses quickly.
You want waterfront, waterfront low, waterfront low, then waterfront low, waterfront, waterfront.
Then we want mediums.
Row housing, bang bang, bang bang.
Done, finished.
Bye, bye.
Okay, that's enough for next.
Um...
Is this your chat?
So far so good, right?
Couple of runabouts.
Small ones.
Mosaic.
That's beautiful.
Mosaic! That's beautiful!
A couple of good chains is fine.
Why? Because that's actually good.
Americans don't know how to drive around the bouts, but once they learn, I mean it's good.
not about are actually good if you actually don't do it almost that people are
brain dead
and we need a lot of mediums of it well listen to this open chat for us for
amenities such as a police station right here and then of course
We need to go to school go to the elementary school right down the road beautiful
Oh, we need to go to the park. I got you
We don't have to unlock our shit right now a firehouse
My and then
Big position for the whole city
Do we like that? Or not?
Let's get closer to the other thing.
Here. Here. Bang!
Oh! What am I farming?
Transportation. Do we like that?
Buzz the bot! Is that good?
The bot- oh! I'm gonna put it right here.
Check! They're gonna transfer the workers to the workplace.
Look! It's called Wage-Laning!
BANG! BANG!
Uh, espresso on the go?
Beautiful.
Um, a Riverside Grill.
Dude, for the rich!
Right here?
What did we get for the poor?
A new apartment building?
That's not bad.
A new apartment building!
Oh my god, wait, hold on, the game is going too fast.
Oh!
Office zones!
Ooh!
I forgot the wagey cage, yeah.
Let me just take a look at this real quick.
Might have to buy some spots.
Yeah, I know. We need more houses. I know I know. Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
Let's do this, that, this, that, right?
I am a small town resident and the bus goes from my work to the casino and then to the
Do not believe the propaganda
Okay, Jack this is called a wagey cube as I just didn't mention it. It's a wagey cube
This is just pure offices
But people go here and they're stuck there right and then they live
Right outside of it and they don't actually go anywhere because what I mean, what would they?
why would they go near here they have the job the the the stores of course
they're gonna be stores here and then they they're stuck here
no I mean oh no no they're not gonna like that because it's a smog uh-oh
okay do you have traffic at all let's take a look
That's not a 15 minute city, this is a 1 minute city.
You walk out, that's it.
That's how you get.
Think about it.
You walk out.
Boom, finished.
Ah, medium.
Medium, medium.
Medium, medium.
Medium, medium.
Low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low,
Now what's something like a chat what is that oh we love it I mean that's what we have the
Um, I mean, fuck it.
Right down the...
I didn't expect to raise, no?
Okay.
Bang, finished.
Bang.
Bang.
time time and this is gonna be the low-income maze did I walk through the
streets of smog town and see around about the smog has given me severe brain
damage and I can't stop walking in circles I've counted more roundabouts
than I can with my own hands every road I go to leads to dead end and who's
As long as that...
Wow!
Par! A dog! Par!
Now we're gonna step in the poor neighborhood with no police station.
That's it.
People want parks.
Buddy, if I destroy your house,
okay, okay then, okay.
Same accent.
Evict.
Evict.
Evict, evict.
So that's going to cost a lot though, no?
Because other parks need to be maintained.
Wait, fires.
There will be fires.
Pending updates to our power grid,
the city will be experiencing rolling blackouts.
No, no, no, no!
It's the public to remain calm during these breaks
in the service and to follow the guidelines on the city's
website and how to plan for these temporary events.
This has been a local public service in that time.
Um, um, um, um...
Men of money.
Whether you're into the classics, or the more contemporary stuff,
this is your channel.
I'm Liz Peterson, and you're listening to that.
This is gonna pick a lullaby, and our tags are going up four percent.
We're about to welcome our new celebrity resident,
as soon as we figure out who it is.
That's right, Jim.
A cloud of secrecy surrounds a certain new property.
It's just a bunch of us, just judging from the number of fish tanks, animal skin rugs they've been found.
I actually think our mayor is doing a really good job.
Also, my doctor told me my brain fever is unrelated to the factory that I live next to.
It is 72 months wow.
What's the ROI on this thing?
Any CS skins?
Chad?
Oh mailboxes, I got your role.
I'm gonna keep trying to stay inside.
I'll be weathered, I'll play every day.
Okay, are we making money?
Oh my god, the money's coming in!
I was gonna pay down the loan.
Uh...
I got one.
Bye.
Oh, we want a radio tower 5g
Bang
More houses again brother, what is that okay job? Why do we move in so fast?
Yeah I think we're outscaling it um...
High density, but that doesn't count as low though.
Does it?
Make apartments.
Yeah this is low density though.
Bang.
A steakhouse.
We like that.
A lobster trail.
like that a lobster trail say less
I think we need bigger roads that I'm gonna go to milestones
check it's actually done it really fast this is your speedrunner
university recycling hospital
much more than 10 points we need to
mature them a SAPA 24,000 okay just
bury them I mean you can't afford it
a million dollars for recycling it
dump in the water dump in the water we
don't care
Water! Water! Water!
Bang! Let it float! Let it float, Bob!
I may not be able to...
Oh, Chajak! What are farming?
Should we do farming?
Dude, I can't wanna farm...
Okay, let's see what we got we have fish
Jaddy see fish density
Chat realistically what should we get?
Underwater where?
Yo.
Yo.
One just pulled the ropes.
Clocking in. Thanks for the house mayor X.
Wait, what's that?
That was my house for a roundabout. Really dude?
traffic it's not bad but it's um yeah what about a place to get out of the
city and a place to get in there
Now, we need to interchange.
We need to interchange, exact.
First things first, let's just do this, and this is going to be under the wager cage right
here.
Wait, no stores, no stores.
Jack, what's the problem?
We need better roads, right?
We need four lanes?
Oh no, the chat- you take that, buddy.
That's gonna cost so much money.
Okay.
Chat have an idea.
This is the city that makes the money.
But if this is actually the bum city.
Traffic sucks, small stocks, everything's maddened.
We don't give a shit.
Make money here, then we make the real city somewhere else.
Where we actually care about making it nice
and making it all the things that we need to do.
Check.
I think that makes sense.
Where'd you cage? Where'd you cage? Where'd you cage?
Why did you go to the other one?
Yeah, did I do that?
Why did you island? Which one?
Okay, to go to the island, the bridge is gonna cost like a million dollars, I'm telling you.
Like, brother, if you buy the island...
Just move to small town.
If any idea how much it's gonna cost to go to the island...
Millions.
The house got demolished because I asked to lower smoke.
After I got another house across the city,
we could have a fishing village go for some fucking motel eight.
Now I'm homeless with stage four lung cancer.
This is $18,000.
I buy it.
This is $28,000.
I'm sure you are in the Quebec Pogs homes.
Was it $8,000?
No, you should clean up.
More fucking businesses, buddy.
It's all we got.
It's gonna be the mall.
I wanna go to the mall.
You go right here.
This is the mall.
What is it, Chad? What is it? Oh, low density.
Then there's some parts.
Bang.
Check this is nice though.
I'll try to get it better.
Yo, not bad.
Wait, it's not bad at all.
I'm thinking that we just gonna cool it up a cool pop-up
This is an emergency broadcast to all citizens.
Increasing areas of forest are being engulfed by flames.
The thick smoke rising from the fire makes the air dangerous to people.
Citizens are advised to vacate any premises near the fires
and remain in safe distance until emergency services manage to get the fire.
I can't take it anymore. I have no social life. No friends.
All I know is work and capitalism inside spreadsheet city.
And now the mayor is purchasing the island God save us from this purgatory
I think call the chat is usually only when we don't have enough small town
I left with that to persuade better life. It was wind here. We are about to get evicted from my house and be homeless
Please learn or tax rates. This is the quick pick my family. You make a dad
I
Joe
Instead was given smoke
Terry's nothing here. Just small Terry's no way out just smog smog smog
Our mayor won't let us leave. Please help me wait women is that?
Yeah, where even is I Joe?
right here
Not enough points
Yeah, I think he's gonna win.
Um, shall I over-winning?
Well, for hydro, I mean, look at it.
We should have some currents, because look.
But there's no current.
Sweets!
Sweets.
Let's go ahead and build that up.
We like that. Next to the water, evict!
Uh, that's good.
Okay.
Chat, what does this need? I think this is almost perfect.
We don't need prison, there's only one criminal and there's no way to put him, so he's out
loose but it's only one guy.
Eligible 2000!
Oh my god, we're good.
We need high schools quickly.
If we can go to college, we'll be in college as well.
Let's take a loaner.
Oh, what is this card?
I want 500,000 dollars.
To build it.
A.
Keep demand up so property values rise also you know.
To plan bus routes your bus depot isn't doing anything also on time please.
It's $750,000.
Get one of your bigger lana.
Now we need a university.
What even is that?
$750,000?
$750,000?
Okay, in order to make up for this, we need to build some stores.
Who's gonna pay for this shit, who's gonna pay for this shit?
I have an idea.
We give them a tax break, just for now, make them happy and fucking absolutely roll
their life with a 28% tax back for the next season.
some money pay for the loans bang done
it's a slingshot strap
paper it works
chat we need is this we need we need stores but add stores ready to build it
they don't want to build on there because we're poor just because we're
schools and an empty lot of office that's just that's so that's so that's just
why you're here bro you said it was an original buddy buddy buddy buddy that's
just lies there's parks everywhere look
see red means bad and bringing in means good areas parks everywhere
Except for here, by me, we don't give a shit.
Oh, lighthouse, that's so cute!
Dude, that's beautiful.
That fucking beautiful logo!
Wait, that's gonna cut them out?
XQC L anyway is happy 55 months
We're not gonna shoot um so how do you add bus lanes?
Well after add stops
It's a hundred thousand...
I don't get it, Jack. How do I fix that bus line?
No, it's working!
A driving advisory has been issued for an area due to...
Quickly, quickly, quickly!
Please exercise caution if you must.
And try to stay out of...
One-two percent.
...and your condition's improved.
This has been a local public service announcement.
Guys, no problem.
It's no problem.
I didn't do this. I didn't do this.
The circumstances have done this to me.
We just moved in in the decayed mayor-built-a-lighthouse outside my window flush-banging me every several seconds.
close to anyone near my horse the billowing clouds of smoke pose a serious health risk to anyone near my
at this time all citizens in the affected area aren't struck it to immediately move to a state
that stops the situation is under control keep it tuned right here everybody this is your
host Liz Peterson and you're listening to that atmospheric piano channel
this just in from traffic if you're thinking about hitting the streets you can expect delays
of the major roads especially during rush hour.
Good to know Jim.
Seems like everyone is in a hurry to get somewhere fast.
It's worth slowing down and if you can, plan your trip outside as much.
Oh, I don't know. I'd rather wait an hour in traffic than to start thinking about it.
Mayor Laun Jell, I recently heard that I should be stealing from stores
because I can't afford essential items for survival.
Can you please point me in the direction of the nearest Duxa store
and best buy thanks road maintenance services have already been dispatched and traffic flow should
return to normal but if you're planning a quick trip out you might want to wait a little while until
chat how do i make the bus lanes now you uh you already know about no use reminding you
meanwhile expect delays and drive safe connect the stops but how though seasonably how temperatures
across the day it's quite a heat wave out there moms make sure the kids don't stay out in
the sunscreen folks and remember to stay hydrated it's gonna be a hot one
sure I'm glad the station has AC like this
What do you want?
Oh, what do you want hospitals?
Um...
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
Can we afford that Jack they're just gonna play some hoses they're completely no reason
I'm gonna do the line again, I'll do it in a second, while I'm...
You should not forget.
What the fuck is this for the jammer?
Are they just bugged?
are they bugged in it xqc out I went for ambulance dude I don't think it
Give me shiz.
Okay, it's time to build a bridge.
Check.
Oh my god, look how beautiful it is.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Here you are gonna be moving in
And this line will be bridge line
Where's my tile nope nope you guys are moving everybody's moving
They're gonna be living here now enjoy
Oh my god, beautiful.
me in water that's the whole fucking point
are we the s that a drop bridge like on it ugly next I don't get it
I think I need to start down it.
Okay, the road starts higher.
I got it.
Hey, Mr. Mayor, I am a small town resident.
Could you please-
Ethan's double decker!
...to the TV all week and watch his slops so dumb old trun.
I hate my life.
What the fuck do you need with a double decker?
Oh, it works.
Um...
That's good!
And then we replace that.
It's gonna be a one-way.
BANG!
One way in.
That works like shit!
Oh the tact is not bad, I forgot.
Oh, not bad, not bad, I forgot about that.
Um...
city to persuade my dreams here and to be honest this shit is worse can I please go back
Not yet my commute is four hours long my house got destroyed
Cuz I think I think what you stacked on the industry as the more mixed but for now that's a problem
We're gonna have to do what some and not yes
Oh, yeah, we got a farmer losing money. Let's look at the income
Service check the honest this is better than spreadsheet city. What the fucking service what service it
I think we need to start, um, check above.
I don't know how to sell power. I actually have no idea how to do it. Every time I play this game, I can never understand it.
I think maybe we should sell some coal.
Maybe we should sell coal.
What is the bridge maintenance?
Is what it's costing it?
Okay, it's a bridge.
So close it in there.
Close it in there.
Oh, yeah, it's just it's really the schools
I just kept the budget
I told the mayor I couldn't handle the smog levels and he fucking demolished my low-income
10 square footshed studio in Sevim, a brookie
My neighbor's dog Carson his backyard right next to 20 loud a Stephanie windmills
And if you buy some more land with that money that we just made off that x-ray from them
And then we could uh chat about some chat. I think we should export
How do you export goods?
We need to make our own fucking goods.
Like oil.
We need to start drilling this shit down.
So if we have our own goods, we don't need to import.
Let's say production.
Um...consumption...
So what is the exports today, the imports?
I just got to senior year of smogged and high and they just told me that prom
homecoming is cancelled and graduation will have to be a zoom call.
Okay, deficits. Lack of production.
so we should make it oil stone stoner 65 terabytes
yeah maybe don't mind some stone wait no stoner wait no stoner
They'll in there lone gal the citizens of spreadsheet city were wondering when we could expect another case
No, we're looking to become profitable after suffering from 90 percent in contact
Hoping to hit it big
If I would have we have no wedding whether we have no wedding
Let's do a dirt road this is an emergency broadcast to all citizens the fire and rescue service reports that fires
currently spreading in the nearby forest.
The billowing clouds of smoke
is a serious health risk to anyone nearby.
At this time, all citizens in the affected area
are instructed to immediately move to a safe distance
until the situation is under control.
You can ignore that radio.
We don't give a shit.
In the radio propaganda.
I
Mr. Mayor I am a small town resident why the fuck did you increase taxes I can barely buy baby
We need to know that we're sorry about that editor had told us small town would be the city of dreams
We do it's not a music manager anymore gold streams with Jesse coming
Yeah
I want to do the woodworking.
They're doing reversing.
I did the reversing, didn't I?
I finally got to go kai senate university in smorg town, but the mayor cut the entire budget
We interrupt this background to bring you a special news bulletin
A heavy storm is approaching the city, and the likelihood of hail is very high
Traffic slowdowns and damage to crops and property are expected
Citizens are advised to remain indoors until the situation passes
Hello fellow citizens, my house just burned down because the mayor didn't think it was real or a problem
I have lost everything. Impeach the mayor. And where?
Oh, long.
Finally, a fresh start in a new city. The mayor of my last city made me live in the middle of a fucking roundabout.
I hope this is a fresh start in a great new city. Is there a fucking lighthouse outside my window?
Chase is good!
like is this not gonna like give us
You can make stone anywhere? Is this short balls chat? Don't lie to me.
I mean...
What is he doing here?
This is fun.
Ever since mom and dad moved us here to start a new life, we've been losing sleep and fighting
more often cause they were forced to work at the mines.
The mayor sent a notice that I would have to work there soon also please send help.
You didn't blow a shit, your government added oil attacks, I can't afford to
Wait, did you say the blackout?
Okay, what's that blackout? What was that?
So now we're gonna have actual binds though, cuz we have to
But this is good for porstry as well. No, no
But there's trees everywhere. This is sick.
And then rocks.
and dysfunctional government could you please organize my visa so far i have
been stabbed three times and had four iphone stamina
man i fucking hate lunch day off the streets of general conditions and
truly this has been a local dish oh my god look how much money we're making
that oh my god that helps so much
This is an emergency broadcast to all citizens.
A heavy storm is approaching the city, and the likelihood of hail is very high.
Traffic slowdowns and damage to crops and property are-
Ch- am I fucking brained?
I don't understand this.
...and you're advised to remain indoors.
Oh, the loan debt.
I can pay them back.
No, I can't.
Six months in slug time.
No I can't.
No power!
No water.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
I don't understand these wraps.
Oh, the lines are moving here!
So, the blue line is what I'm making, right?
And it has to fill up.
Any diamonds and oil.
Thank you very much for that.
Diamonds here.
Shazzy, what is it?
Where are the diamonds?
What is it?
Oil
Oh my god.
What shall we have to do?
It's oil rich!
Look at all that oil!
We need more.
We have trees here though.
Both of those everything.
I'm not sure if I can get the key.
Do it.
Wait, but that's a mean noisy.
I don't give a shit.
That's gonna be noisy
We don't give a shit
The word is a little bit spiffless
It's not that I like wood is that I really like oil you know what I mean
So we go back to what?
You know we were the oil and we oiled this really hard to build all its own residents
We must rise up. We must not let our mayor fuck us. We need to fight for our lives
We must save the lives of our families who's with me also what the fuck is that another fucking lighthouse
It was almost prepared as an hour
Look at the oil, look at the money!
Jack, it's hard to care about what the resident will say.
We're making so much cash.
You know what I mean?
Ever since the mayor built factories next to my house all I've been hearing is ding ding ding clang clang clang
I am going insane, please my lungs are deteriorating and my sanity is at its last straw
So we're trying to get to one mill resort. Is it raining? There won't be a problem, right?
I need a low density.
Why are we never getting there, why are we not, why not?
What makes you do that, I'm good at it.
We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin.
A severe hail storm is approaching.
Damage to crops and property is expected.
We urge citizens to stay inside until the storm is passed.
Chad, do we bother with Chad Ross and all that or not?
I don't think it's even worth it.
Look at the engum!
Production, man.
So we're good on wood, right?
Because look, no deficit!
Oil, we are way up in profit.
Deficits.
Surplus.
Chad, we're getting to sell that!
We're getting to sell that!
Stone is still bad.
I think we should make our own turnouts.
I think this is going to be the farming sector.
is approaching the city and the likelihood of hail is very high. Traffic slowdowns and damage to
crops and property are expected. Look, we did a carot sector.
Beautiful, beautiful carots.
Okay, then we do chickens. Wait, wait for me?
Shall we go up?
Beautiful.
Then, we do...
Text style for it.
Share thoughts?
Listen to the highway.
She's a game of life.
Chad, this is a win!
What about Chad, like, is it bad?
I
Check
I'm making a lot of money and stuff so that's good.
Right?
I mean, the money's good, right?
Boom!
Done.
Finished.
And then some of the stores in here.
Bang!
Finished!
Oh, thanks, I'm too high in.
Thirteen is good.
Oh my god.
Look at- look!
What the- what did I put the chickens at?
I know chickens like
No, I could probably make them anyway, right?
So chickens probably everywhere, right?
Two chickens.
So what's the takeaway we're feeling in there?
diamonds and coal diamonds coal chat how do you make metals need they can like a
foundry
What do you get that?
So what do you, what do you mind calling?
Oh, it's too far away.
Fuck.
Let's just buy it.
Change word it!
It's word it!
Change it!
What?
Fuck.
Ah, maybe less word it?
Where can I get a one-laner?
Approaching damage to crops and property is expected. We urge citizens to stay inside until the storm has passed
That works.
What the fuck?
I'll have to go.
I'll be back.
This has been a local public service announcement.
Hi there, this is Liz Peterson on the Atmospheric Piano Channel.
We're in music that has meaning.
Call.
Industry in the region is on the rise, and when business is doing well, that floats all above.
There's no singing this bug man.
What?
And onto our main feature story.
The commercial district is booming,
and the area is attracting more high-end stores,
bringing the latest in luxury to our neighborhood.
You can now shop for designer shoes
while sipping a fancy local charm of monte.
Or show my way.
Okay, got it.
That's both a business and good for the community.
Thanks, Jim.
We'll be back.
Looking like a wet one today
Bang finished
That's a very huge it's so funny. Hey, mr. Mayor. This is a distress call. I am a small town resident
I was relaxing with my family up north when the ground collapsed on us
We are stuck and need immediate help. Is that another fucking lighthouse water and power
Why is it not connected? I don't get it. Oh, because no power means no no no plumbing.
The road isn't connected to any of that.
Slope.
Are we fucking searing out?
I'm getting really mad at him.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Oh
Oh
What the fuck are you doing?
Alright chat, I got food challenge, it's good to take a chill out.
Wait, 50 month equals minus 300 dogans.
Much love, excuse me.
Hold on.
Oh
I don't even know what the fuck.
Okay.
My food's gonna be cold, so...
I mean, I'm not very good at eating.
It's just, um, you got some food in something, no?
I have fun.
Oh, it's the brush side.
That's the problem.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You know what?
You know what, I think I'm not going to watch one because I feel like it's kind of um, some
of them are just not as interesting, it seems like a lot of topics are redundant.
What about this though?
Follow up.
Oh, my God!
Get out of here!
On August 11, 2024, in Columbus, Ohio,
officers received word that an armed man
had just shattered a window
and forced his way into an apartment.
1517 Street, O-1, is the car.
So that means that O-1 is?
I made a shopping mall or a mail mixed race.
510, the clothing description broken through a window.
They believe he's entering from on the left from the front door.
What people do all these crimes anyway?
Why did they just abide by the law?
The address, they had no way of knowing what this day was.
About to turn into a chaotic situation that would require support from specialized units
and equipment reserved for the most dangerous calls.
So currently, the next room, they've reached the back.
Right, you'll have a copy of the city's midnight
and you're on the way to the pass.
Also, I have to carry a 30-3.
All right.
I don't know why people just don't do nice things.
I'm assuming that it is, yeah?
between 27 and 25.
Hello, Phoenix Buddy. I love seeing that pretty face.
Sonic, put your hands where I can see you.
Put your hands where I can see you.
Put your hands where I can see you.
You got it?
We have one inside our freezer, look at now.
He's got a 33 on him.
Um, I'm just going to drop it.
That three has got a 33.
Put the gun down!
Put the fucking gun down!
Yeah, he's one straight over. He's hiding on the porch.
He's got a 33 on him.
Yeah, he's one street over. He's hiding on the porch. He's got the 33 on him still.
What the f**king gun down?
Put the gun down!
What the f**king gun down?
I'm not going to tell you again!
Okay, he's running towards the way to the street.
Lights came out black.
Black, about six feet tall, all black.
Look back.
Looks like a black, semi-automatic.
I don't like being on the open.
That is where you're in the area, what's the DOG?
He's found from Ethan Worthington.
At the stop sign, turn left, Dr. Westmott.
What's the description again?
Lights getting a little black.
About six feet tall, all black.
Look back.
He's at 108, 108.
Does he still have a 33?
Yes, at the farm, as far as we know.
108.
He's at 108.
What's Hunter 8? Hunter 8.
Hunter 8. He's walking eastbound on 8th.
Correction, Highland 8. Highland 8.
Be careful. He was talking to us. Be careful.
Hey, the cruiser had seen him. He was kind of talking to us around the corner behind one of the houses, so he's waiting for us to make a mistake.
Yeah, he's hunkered down. Let's just set up a perimeter.
Can we get a car on Hunter? Just north of the gate.
They had time in the schedule. This is becoming technical. They shouldn't act accordingly, no?
He's lying in wait, so...
Don't take a swathe.
I think we gotta walk in, I believe northbound to the house that we came right up to.
to you is in between these beige houses. Yeah, he's running out.
I've been skating for three hours and you're still leaving, so you might have missed a dot count.
When are you getting a backup BTW, it's an eyesore.
He's going back, he's found. He's going back, he's found.
Gotcha. Alright man, thanks.
What?
I'm not going to lay off.
What the f*** is going on?
Put it down! Put it down!
Put it down right now!
Put it down! Put it down!
Put it down! Put it down!
Put the gun down!
He's running back.
He's still got the gun in his hand!
Put it down!
Put the gun down!
Drop it!
Drop the gun!
Drop it!
Put it down!
Give it just a gun!
Put the gun down!
Put it down!
Put the gun down!
This is pretty bad, isn't it?
Like either either they shoot or they don't I think one guy shoots and him not shoot and some other guy not shoot it's done
As soon as one guy makes a call he's gonna shoot it's shoot. It's not just one guy. It's just done like
It's just done
Where is he?
He's hunkered down there. Where is he?
You see him?
Down under here.
Because you don't know what the guy saw, right? Like
Repeating that is crazy. Don't give a fuck. What do you mean by that?
What did I say?
Wait, wait, what is it?
I got you straight ahead.
You need to go up, baby.
The honey.
Here's the point.
It's 10 o'clock.
10 o'clock.
Oh, my God.
Somebody needs to get in a cruiser.
Yeah.
Can you land on that one?
They don't all know what it's done to stop.
Don't even shoot with somebody.
All right.
Be careful.
We need the chaffer.
What?
He's covered his head a pretty good 11.
Damn it.
See if I was peeking.
Send one.
Where is it?
Which way do you see him go?
Got over here somewhere.
He's got the gun in his hand.
You see, though?
He still has a gun.
Rebecca in your house.
Somebody's around here.
What street is that there?
Somebody popped over there.
They went that way.
He's running.
He's bound.
He's got the 33 and he's not still...
He ran that way. We need a cruiser.
There's only one cruiser left.
He's going to come back around a bit.
Last scene this way. This way is where he went.
I hear him on the left here. You see him?
Ready? Get behind me. Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's get careful.
I don't see him, I don't see him.
I don't see him, but we got cops over there, cops over there.
Watch it.
Watch what?
Is this one, can you get in this one to do a check?
You have any more on the door?
I'm not seeing the area.
South of Worthington.
We're on the D-Spouse.
We can get a car.
South of our location.
It's probably time to get back to the house.
Take the back of that truck.
Back of that truck.
Watch right.
Somebody watch right.
You guys want to take the alley?
Look, there's a hard left.
What?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
This is an open door here in this house.
7A.
Oh, steam by everybody.
Oh, that almost come back and set up a perimeter.
I'm coming your way.
1469, wording this year.
I'm going to take your.
You have a 7A in the front.
We need one more.
I need one more person.
7A right here.
And now I'm going to come over.
I'm going to come over here.
We're good.
Smallest time PD reporting for duty.
197 West 8th Avenue is where the 7A is.
Are you ready?
Yep.
I'm going to go to this side of the first wall over here.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm going to get off.
Cover me as I help you.
Yep.
Cover me.
Ready?
Go.
3-7.
Yes, to the force.
Just go to your force, 7A.
We'll be checking.
Got you right here.
Yep.
Columbus Police!
You better sound off!
This is open too.
This one forced.
This one open at the top.
This one you see you can tell us it forced.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm going to crack that door open.
Can you see in the crack that door open?
I spit my wings out.
I'm the victim in the sauce.
You better sound off!
What is in that?
There's a sperm leading back to another door straight.
I want to stay in your back until you do.
Yeah, you're good.
You better sound off.
Come on, this police.
Watch your top.
And we got side windows here.
I'm your right turn.
All right, I'm going to go in.
No, we're going to do the boot bushes.
But you cover me here.
I'll go right.
No shielding, chef.
Let's go together.
All right, down.
Come on, this police.
We have a 198.
Let's go.
And then I'll go one more.
We need one more in if we can.
We'll just pour it.
And we're going to go two directions.
Just pour it in.
I'm going to.
Damn you go with her.
Badz in the police car.
I don't mean that.
Are they microweading or running though?
They're different.
Come to that side.
Come on.
I'm in.
You did it!
You did that!
I'm not gonna let him.
He's wallbang him.
Are you in there?
He's got it.
I might just...
You're dead, he's gonna be in there.
Get out of here.
Come on.
Come on, quick, quick, quick.
Good?
Good job.
Go back to the watch out.
Go check.
Watch out.
Check her!
Hey!
He's in here!
Hey!
Come on.
We got seen the freaking...
Alright, here you go.
And you want to start, we go.
You should check us out, what?
Okay, hold on.
Everybody stop.
We got him in there.
I don't know.
He's in there.
Hold up.
We need a bunker up.
We need a bunker up.
Huh?
We left.
Hold up.
Let's talk.
Call them out.
Start calling out.
Hey, kids!
Sound off!
I'm going to kick your store, okay?
Okay, okay, please.
Did I know that was good?
You're okay?
Fire, buddy.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Fire buddy. Dog just thumps him. Dog shit method him. He's getting fucking sucked.
I'm gonna kick this door. It's one down and right back.
He's like, re-boosting.
Man, we're pulling out. He's fighting me. He's reloading. Somebody coughs to out. We're getting help.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Now! Oh!
Have anyone injured?
No officers injured, shots fired, he's reloading.
He's hunkered down in the back room.
We're setting up a perimeter tight.
We need SWAT and we need some bunkers.
There are no components that changed.
The same components are still in place, but now it's SWAT.
Oh, the result is different.
It's short-term.
The same in hindsight.
Nothing changed.
We got to move to a safe location.
Okay, stop for a second. Let me check you.
Let me check you. Let me check you. Turn.
I know I want to double check you.
After hearing the suspect reload and fire again,
officers immediately backed out of the house.
With no visual on his position and the threat still active,
they moved to stronger cover and requested tactical support.
And he looked on a chopper to help us with containment,
because this building's got multiple floors, multiple exits.
Currently, officers are positioned here,
Just outside the house where the suspect last fired the original house where the suspect was first seen is right here
Just a short distance away. No, they should know this. I'm not an expert, but neither of these guys
What is this went from a normal and count it's too long. Wow. You call the technical team. I mean
This was like a like a like a live combat shit like oh, you know, let's go walk into the house and look around
Guys, if he shoots from the house, he'll get our cover.
If he pops it out...
Watch the hole right there when he comes...
We need to put these lights in the back.
What do you mean, the lights in the back?
The door, just stand there.
And the alley, see the open door to your right?
That's going to be where he entered.
We want a straight block, he's in the back corner.
He's got... he's getting reloaded.
Officers' plans are to lock down the block
and start gaining every advantage they can.
Teams take cover behind nearby houses while others work to move into neighboring homes to secure higher vantage points as they wait for
Swat to arrive ready to bring in drones and bear cats if necessary
We got we got one rifle across the street
I don't know.
There's a problem with pointing to the hotel.
And there's an injured officer with no weapons.
Come out.
I'm the threat.
Now, I'm the threat.
It's QCNL.
Police Department.
Stop the order.
Stop the front door.
Put your hands up.
Come out.
I'm gonna put your hands up.
Let me go around.
I'll get him something that's the same.
So stuff like, hey, no one wants to go.
actually the whole bottom of it we got a medic standing by to help you well
there's three or four shots here on the chase
we were inside the bush
he trapped one of them
in the corner he found the shots
you don't have somebody in there?
no she's out now
so I can either make an act if you have something to do or you can make an act
I don't care.
Do you want to talk to him?
You do this, right?
So you do it?
I'll just keep doing it until we get that way you
can do yours, your sergeant stuff.
So in the next building, you understand English?
You don't know English?
Anyone?
Anybody speak Spanish?
Anybody speak Spanish?
There's a man over there with a gun.
So that's all the police.
Can I come in and look?
Can I answer and look?
We might have a good vantage point in here if we can get in.
English, Hispanic.
There's a man with a gun in the building.
Okay.
And then can we come in and look out your back window?
Yes.
I'm in the apartment directly south of that house.
house. Asante, let's slow this down. We want to make sure you're not injured. See you. We have a
medic standing by to help you. I know there's a lot going on outside. From the upstairs vantage
points, snipers finally had eyes on the exact section of the apartment where the suspect was
hunkered down, their first real line of sight since the gunfire erupted and a crucial position
as the standoff crew more volatile. I just thought if he started shooting down here,
I didn't see any gunner.
I can't see that third floor window at all. I couldn't see it in the back.
I think it's a normal AR.
I shouldn't give up this ground, so I'm gonna stay in here and...
I'm not gonna get scoffered.
So I'm gonna stay here for a long time.
Since they have their swabs incoming, and we have plenty of food.
Decent.
Let's go ahead and...
Watches it over. Oh, now when they push it, uh, they put the building with separate in-hand and actually no scope headshots
So here's what I want to find out you guys know anything about him this background
but a lot of signs like back there.
Signs about pulling.
Yeah, like very, very much like, like, yeah,
he just flips a switch like he'd be sitting
or half of us and all of a sudden be like,
what the fuck, guys, like, you know,
or something like, get very dangerous with people,
you know, just out of nowhere.
Well, don't, oh, I know that.
Any time you guys see a gun, a firearm, or a gun.
When the police said, come out with your hands up,
I heard him cock a gun in the kitchen.
Yeah.
You heard him cock a gun in the kitchen?
Yes, he said cock a gun.
And then.
When you heard the police at the front door
same police. Okay. Yeah. And then what did you do after you were
out the back door? You ran out the back door after you got
the gun? I have a question. Jeff. Okay. I'm just new in
Benjamin. It's called the sensor G. It's a sensory grenade
toward the small drone. It goes in, latch onto his chest
and it hurts, right? Because it can be a little pierced,
right hand and latches on, and then it does noise, visual, nose, eyes, ears, it goes
brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr, it sends pocket sand into the eyes bang, bunch of smoke right.
Teardash bang just bang super loud deafening you, you lose this balance until you like
all things and it goes brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr
you know what I mean?
Speaking with friends, officers had a clearer picture of who they were dealing with.
And I have a really good view down the valley way.
On the other side is the point.
Bump out.
On the opposite side is a door.
Okay.
So, he could try to squeeze out there or come out there.
Think about it.
Right.
So, I have got my whole sidewalk.
Got my sword.
With nearly two hours passing since he was last seen and no movement inside,
SWAT arrived with Bearcats and tactical drones to take over.
I'm still right here. SWAT's in the other one to the right.
I'm out of play though. Then just pulled up.
SWAT positioned units at both the front and rear of the building,
while other officers watched from these nearby apartments.
The suspect entered through the door here and is believed to be inside this room.
The drone was sent in through the same doorway officers had used during the earlier exchange of gunfire.
Inside, it approached the room where the suspect was last seen, but the door was partially shut.
Shut in the back SWAT had already fired bunker rounds through the window and use the bear cat to break it open even further
Clearing a path for the drone without exposing officers to another potential ambush
Once tactical drones were sent inside
Officers found 22-year-old Asante Miller in a back room, the same room where the earlier exchange of gunfire had taken place.
He was dead from a gunshot wound to the head, with a second wound to his right thigh.
In Miller's pocket, officers recovered cash allegedly stolen from the initial 911 caller.
He was also wearing a backpack containing two loaded 9mm pistol magazines,
three boxes of 9mm ammunition, and an Ozark hatchet.
SWAT cleared the remainder of the apartment and found no additional threats.
Ultimately, no officers were injured in either exchange of gunfire, and the standoff lasted nearly three hours before Miller was found dead, bringing the case to an end.
Brother, the lady who peaked the corner literally got jumpscared by getting shot at. How the fuck does this guy miss that?
I mean, I'm not saying that he shouldn't miss it, I'm just saying.
We got him in there!
I mean...
What?
Sing!
No, no, right here.
Alright.
Father Police!
Just come through there.
I'm going to go straight and clear that right there if you watch me there.
Alright.
I'm going to open the window like that.
Alright.
I'm going to open the window like that.
Alright.
I
Mean
I got very lucky
Um, yeah, I don't know.
No, they said it in a white shot.
You know, aim assist.
Go on then.
Pdm drop is huge.
How well is in that?
I
Um, yeah
There's a Harlem shake
I'm a lesser bar player with a pants, yo everybody I'm a kicker with a pants, yeah I don't like any nigga with a ring, yeah I'm a superstar I'ma let him land, yo so the putter ain't never gonna land, you can't keep playing with me I don't do that.
Trap, is it, is it the uh, uh, uh, uh, Twitter quality?
Yeah, I'm pressing this thump better move back.
It's, it's, it's telling me I can bump the bitch against the bumpers.
Don't go against the game, you gon' lose that.
These pops out you don't wanna do that.
My brother's gon' die.
But the mixing doesn't sound like it, like, stand.
Check.
I have nothing on top of my headphones and then they at the bottom.
It seems like it's- everything's made it out.
Let me check.
Yeah, this is better.
You know what, I think the mixing is bad.
And I'm not a music expert, but I think the mixing is just not good.
The vocals sound like they're behind everything.
My brother's gonna die in the car right now
They hungry, they clean the mission
Yeah, yeah, they fed for gold
So dude, you know what you don't need
Jell, you get larger like Elketer
You get no beer, they get your head in green
Then they come to the counter to work
I'm like, they made a room ready, bitch
I don't think it's bad
Huh?
This is anyway
They don't come back by the fire
They just left me here to go
Why you following me now?
That was up for me.
This is very destroy lonely copy.
No disrespect.
I'm giving my right a quick.
It is very, it's very old Yuzzi,
but with definitely more,
I hear a lot more of,
chat.
It is like 20% Yuzzi, 80% this early.
You're not going to be able to see it, but how do you know the real diamonds are what's in it?
Don't play the...
Yeah, break that bank, break that bank
This gold, break that bank, break that bank
Hey, break that bank, break that bank
Yeah, break that bank, break that bank
Break it, break that bank, break that bank
That's your new, break that bank
You make a beat, talk to my dad, he's all out of that list
Because they is our bank
You turn a new one in this thing
You try to get fed and go talk to my cousin
You pump it and pump it and pump it and get to the gas
This was up to me
Very too slimy Jack this is like too slimy
Okay, then what's the name then if it's not just two
Okay
Yeah, here's some conservative feedback control if you're back in I think it's bad that the songs all
This is my problem with modern.
They like rap trap beaches.
It starts at this beginning of the loop.
It's gonna play the whole time
with 808s going through the internet.
No ear breaks, no development.
If you start at 120% and it doesn't stop from 120%.
I think that's an idea problem.
And ear breaks are the thing, ear breaks.
Yeah, of course.
Earbricks are absolutely a long thing.
Remove the airways, just put the melody
again at some time, like.
I learned that from Nick Neer.
Okay, that's again a P.S.E.
We
I can see that. I can see that.
I think the ad libs are actually taking away from the experience instead of adding on the
I need ad-libs are actually bad. I think if you do funny ad-libs, you have it in there.
It has to be kind of done in a way that you can't tell what he's going.
I mean like I think that's what you get is good at is that a lot of it is kind of playing the bad
Yes, I'm saying it's gonna fall out. But sometimes the ad-lib will play like oh, you can't know
You don't even notice almost because it's constructive in this in my I think this here
That is a destructive you know what I mean?
Nobody stop me now, nobody stop me now
It's just another person's love
He's a dance pretty, can't help myself
Let me pull up on you
Look up!
He's got me
Get in that show, you do it's around
Pretty good what I had said to me
Pretty sugar color right near this second of me
And no bothers no joke I'm all right
Really, with this problem that's a jake like this
They know that they can't fit in on these jeans
They know that they don't fit in on every jeans
When I get in that jeans, don't scare me
Cause ain't none of these niggas just clear me
Turn that hit up. Let's make this a boxing man. I'm gonna build a pussy you can
This is like deco type ad libs like I
Don't think it's bad. I
I think the adlibs are really breaking the convince a part
If I dare to debute the stock ad-libs
Complete dog shit disrespecting actual art with this. No, it's all art
Yo, yo, yeah, dude, dude, Jesus
It's a little bit convoluted, the sounds are on one place and I feel like this could
be actually pretty good if it was later better.
What is that? So I clicked a link from um from what's the name of my editor in chat?
It is not playing
I don't like the type of vocals that it is.
It's not something that I listen to a lot, it would annoy me, and like this guy's rehab
in my ear and it's a cool vibe.
Sometimes it's personal to me.
Whereas like, these guys' voice,
I just don't like it.
I can't listen to that.
You know what I mean?
["Listen to Real Music"]
Oh shit, I like that cover. This is just not good
this beat is super much like uh, like based off of uh, yammy, there's a very yammy type beat there
that's gcma
I know you're behind that, John Simon.
Usually you keep the layer of separation between you and me, but now it's the layer
of me.
Oh
Yo beat off time
No, well, it's on the way I had a buy my old mic on eBay. It's gonna take two weeks. What?
Yeah, I did expedite his shipping. Oh, don't steal your mic, man
Is it like complete GG's? I mean it's pretty bad. Yeah, it's pretty bad
What if I just like what if I get
No
Hi, um, what is she?
I can't hear any more, not just in Newark, it's just who I am for now.
This is garbage.
This is garbage.
I have to tell you, this genre of music will go nowhere.
And the reality is that it has been going nowhere
for the last few years.
And it will continue to go nowhere.
It will keep doing this.
And I'm not going to be a hater.
Yes, maybe you like it.
You love it.
That's cool.
And people are going to like it in very small communities.
And yeah, we're getting deep into it.
Cool.
But it's not going to go anywhere.
Nobody will pierce the sphere and actually go to the place that like it will continue to be dog shit and thin it because it's just bad
There's you be strength so hard like
Yeah, what was that my take my take is that
Things like this need to be made though because it starts making sounds like we're not used to and then it innovates
But like this shit
I disagree or I never did something at times. Well, you know, I do so much you you
They they crunch it so much that they actually start making new sounds that we don't hear and then and then like a heat for example
perfect
Okay, whoa, I disagree
So much. No, no, no these guys don't create anything. These guys actually just crank the knob on the dog shit
I think you actually
That makes you shit now.
Now, it's the cemetery for the next hour.
OK, I don't know.
It's literally actually makes new sounds.
You actually make things that we haven't heard before.
Yeah, all of these dogs.
I said he makes a lot of dog shit, but it's only the reason
that he's never one good song or two good songs in his album
because it sounds we haven't seen it like this.
Every sound is we've heard it in the dance.
You know what? Instead of talking.
They like it just.
This is a bad example okay this is yeah, but it's why I told you not to get this one on my screen
I will I was reviewing this one
But sometimes this shit
That's innovating that's just like no to slimy this is the to slimy this is to slimy
That's just let me
That was his job!
That was his job!
That's his job!
That was his job!
You're really gonna go pay this?
You're gonna go pay this?
It is shit, hold on, keep playing, there's gotta be a new set!
What?
This is gonna be a new set? Who's living?
This is gonna be a new set!
This is gonna be a new set!
Yeah
Mix of like this upbeat like I don't get to have fun with my beat thing with the most with the dog shit
I think it's it's creative. It's really it's fun dog shit at least
You know, I can see this guy putting out like 20 songs and getting a hit, like you know what I mean, like, like, like, I, like, I actually see the vision.
I don't love this, but I can see it if you 20 of these one of them was gonna go crazy
Stop it
Don't like it I don't think it's terrible. I think I think it's a high-quality product. So thank you
It's not terrible, it's not terrible, um, yeah, like I said, I honestly think it's
I think a lot of the examples are trying to find it okay okay you know what
watch this no child whenever you have like a DVD right and I think bouncing
the corners like this right boom boom boom boom boom boom boom I feel like a
genre now of this type of music it is like yes sometimes you might hit a corner
and oh my god what's that looking for a corner or whatever you might get a
hits but I feel like the DVD has gone everywhere like like the DVD it's gone
everywhere think of this one and link I feel like you're like chasing gold you're
like looking for gold in your backyard like trying to find the one spot that
somebody over me like dude it's overdone I'll just stop it like it like let's
go back to innovating it and finding new new sounds like it's over done like
I think you've done a good job by Slayer. That's his target.
That's my song.
Okay. Madonna.
The new one. The right guitar one.
Yeah, that was a bit out of his style. I like that.
Yeah, just try to love something different.
Send me the answer. It pops up.
Yeah, it's like 70 megabytes, I think.
I have no idea what's going to happen now.
That's it, ayy.
Now turn this shit all the way up.
I like that.
This is me singing.
You're ready.
Oh
Now how many pittons do you spend on that, on the splice?
Oh, 100.
That's good though, I agree with you.
It is a deep, up-pice.
A deep, up-pice.
And deep-pump is just like the one I've worked on.
Man, these kicks are like the bottle.
I know, I like it.
It's cool.
I want to use more of the system.
I walk in.
I'm gonna hit you.
Oh
It's not even a good song, okay?
I feel like...
I guess it's not a song it is, but...
Okay, okay, okay.
I had to edit the big part that was maybe too long.
It wasn't as rewarding.
It switched my idea.
Yeah, I actually agree.
I feel like it doesn't hit me right.
I thought it was gonna be a small, like a little...
Like a little speed up thingy and a little, but she enjoyed it.
I think I need to, well, the voice on that is so, really, really, you're just gonna shit
your pants.
Yeah, the voice is cool, but the thing is, is like I went hard with like a sample and
I just used her sample and I kind of built the whole song around the girl.
So now if I try to use any sample, it doesn't work.
Yeah.
You know what, I actually like the melody itself though.
Like see, there's a problem that I can't accomplish it like that.
Like, did you get a melody off of a splice
or did you do the notes?
This time I did a melody on splice
and then I did bass line through serum
and then I built around that.
Okay.
Cause I can't come up with a melody like that.
My melody is just shit.
You wanna beat off though?
Yeah, I'll beat you off.
Right there.
heard that boom boom boom boom boom yeah like it's in your head now it's in
your head yeah it's it's actually almost uh memorable like it's close yeah now I
just got a lot of speak Spanish and then I'll be the next bad bunny
Uh, you need to...
Osama-san.
Same beats.
Same beats, same in a way, same pattern, same vocal filters, same...
Like...
It's not been a glaze, like I've heard all this shit like a thousand times, man.
Vocals are clean, though.
I like it.
Okay, you know what, this is crazy.
This is very neck-stim-
you
you
you
you
you
I
Like I only imagine myself doing anything why doesn't this like that's the problem like I can do myself doing whatever doesn't this shit
Oh
God Benzo beans next
Step on all
Oh, yeah, there's a salute God Banzo
Okay, so I've never know this shit. It's just trash. So I'm sorry. It's just garbage now
I'm like it was full filled with garbage
Roll it look at that
The young lean was actually art by the way. I you like it, right?
I like to do it was art the whole thing was art. It was amazing. I think it's great
I think I didn't like it but I thought it was great. I've been in there a lot
It was a good bit even the video is good. It's all right
Like what you need why like it but I walk I didn't listen to it without the video with the video. It's awesome
Oh, I think without a video. I think it's great. Why was any larger problem or wrong the word larger?
We love it doesn't apply but it
Larby's never somebody is like really trying to act like they're like they're um, oh
Oh, I know more about the I know more about this. Oh, yeah, I've been fishing a thousand times, but that's you
Okay, how that is you?
It is
Okay, somebody's interpretation of art is
Absolutely never lopping unless it's on the basis that it's that it's all guys
I do this I make this like you're a lot of different arts even if you don't know much about it
That's something if I like you. Oh, wow. I've nice to be this I'm gonna be that like it's your ear
It's what you let it's what you're you're listening to you're hearing during the vision is is unique
It's like it's what it is. You cannot be larping it like
How I'll give you loving it was about young lean and people people say that meet me brother
I isn't a young lean
We have thoughts from ten years ten years ago. I'm blessing your lean. What can I map?
We have boss we have boss argument that of ten years ago and everything you'll mean
Like don't be sure. Oh, you're you're you're not bringing everything you'll mean it. I didn't hear that at the time
You want to beat off also there's a guy on Twitter that
Check clean links boom boom bang bang
This is a good time to chat chat to me. Okay
How would you find this I?
Mean the title of the video is X you see listening to young Wayne
Yeah, and that on my place. I had other show at place. That's even all of that. I had some lean doershut on there, too
I mean
What
All right, let's feed off them, shall we?
Johnathan Lindauer.
And you don't have to love all the songs.
Like it's more larping saying that you love all the songs of somebody when you only listen
to like five of them.
It's more larping than only listening to five songs.
If I say, oh, I like Old Young Lean, and I only have five of the songs on the playlist,
that's fine.
That's not larping.
You think oh, yeah, I said all the only song all this up. No that's nothing that's loving now you're loving
Because I tell you what I love and you tell me some shit. It's just bullshit. You're a dumbass
Okay, how do you want to go about this this time because I feel like I
Feel like we did it wrong last time. How do you like you?
I feel like me you do melody or don't know. Do you want to do the same way?
I feel like we should melody and then baseline and then then and then this and then that you know like one at a time
But maybe I'll take forever
No, I thought you just I give you a melody give me a melody
All right, but she's doing like that
All right, so you're gonna use gross feet
No, okay, no, maybe I'll use it. I'll use that
Okay
Right well because I might think again if you say you listen to lean but only it's top-stream songs your lover
That's not true. It's not true. Sometimes a lot a lot of people's breakthrough songs. I
Oh, there's an idea here
So I listen a lot of this dog shit. Well, but a lot of his dog. She's well like more like
Like, my first song I'm gonna link is Solar Flare.
I said this even years ago.
My first song.
It's one of his least loved letters.
Well, not least though.
You like that?
Yeah, I'm a good fan.
I'm a molecule, but I stand in the mist.
Molecules expand, molecules exist.
I'm a molecule, but I stand in the mist.
it sounds like you know those old apps where you can like auto tune your own voice
what?
it sounds like one of those like smoovoo apps or whatever like where you can auto tune your own voice
and you're like just trying it out and you're like just in the barrel trying something else
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait he's the inner vent of that sound though
he made it to the act
like
I can't believe it bro did all that song like
This is ahead of its time because you make that you make that sound I thought I
You know what I hate I
That the word larking is not popular that ever uses it and nobody knows what and now it's now
It's a lost word and now it's buzzworded not useless now now now larking is useless now
It's so these are starting you can't work though. I thought you can't work because it's art
What no, I was just going to go through using what it is like what everything's
All right, shall we make a melody?
All right
Who use that sound everybody use that sound roll? Oh my god. I'm so I'm actually not gonna start
bro
roll big
some of the most dense innovators of
Sound we're we're talking we're talking it. We're talking go chi main
Yay big names
young lean
Young lean the biggest innovator of sound out there that is influence is still on today
Even though you can't trace back to where it's from, it's a development from the roots to where it's at now.
It took years, but these are still the roots of those sounds though.
Like, I cannot but...
You know what? You know what? You know what?
Salutations, excuse me.
Fuck this chat.
Be nice.
I'm actually mad, I'm actually mad.
to take a class, take a class on the innovators of our time of sound, and this we does.
I'll make a melody, is that it?
Yep, let me meet your thing, I don't want to hear it.
What do you do?
What do you do with your own...
Do you want to do a specific instrument this time?
Like what? I mean, yeah, you'll play whatever I do.
No, no, no, I mean, I mean, like, we both, both our melodies, like, gotta be a piano,
or both our melodies, gotta be a little...
Reminded of ex-cruise words that download a skin for gear.
There are a ton of them on Nexus mods and I think you'll like them any kumas.
Craygasm Craygasm
I'm
Hold on.
Yo, I don't remember my buttons.
I'll update it up.
Chat, chat, how do you make it so,
there's no intensity on key presses?
I forget what it is.
I think since it's a new computer,
I need to redo that.
Jet, no velocity, no velocity.
I go to what?
Out of the way?
Okay, and then I go where?
It's this one right here, generic controller.
Left?
Jet!
Release.
Yeah, that works, thank you.
Nope. Let me do it again.
Shhh. Stop it.
What, how, why is this too major?
How do you know this is too major?
How is this too major?
Again, where do you hear C?
How did it change the fucking key, man?
Is it with the magnets?
I don't know, it's view,
It's view, it's view, scale highlighting, and I put way enough.
Minor, not alien.
I think I'm going to have to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
I think I'm going to have to go back to my room.
I'm trying my best yo.
I don't even have anything else here to go in.
What was it?
I like this one, am I allowed to do it?
I think this is good.
Let me just remove the reverb and shit a little bit.
I think it's not too much.
I think it's too much.
I think it's too spacey.
I should be able to remove that in here, right?
I should be able to go into the effects
and remove some of the reverb.
Super Mario 64 type beat.
So I think it's a matrix.
Oh, I'm not doing this.
Oh, fuck that.
Um, I think it's just a release, but I'm not doing all this because it's too complicated.
It's the phaser effects, but I'm not...
I removed it.
Delay.
Wait, I cannot...
delay wait I can now
okay I think it's close I think one of these notes is better
I think A5 is better.
I don't mind it.
That's good but maybe the sound is bad?
That may sound as good as J.
I just anchored the octave.
I think the attack is bad, am I wrong?
I think the attack is too shuddered.
I think it's off time.
I think the time is off.
Something isn't working.
I think this is good.
I think I'm going to go like this.
Do you have any bars we're doing?
What do you want to do, up to nine or up to 17?
I was going to do up to five.
Before bars.
I'm going to do that one.
OK.
There you go, see one bar.
Sure.
I have nothing.
Hold up.
Your first chord is off-key.
C8 and B... Yo, I... I...
C8?
This is good. What's all of E?
What's that?
What the fuck is this shit man?
Is this good?
This is shit.
Assholes shit.
Mine's pretty bad too.
It's gonna be fine.
Fuck it, I'm putting it into the gross beat in Swabians.
Classic, classic, um, classic, losing mentality.
Okay, I'm gonna put this...
Okay, that's number one trick, then.
Wait, is that the wrong answer?
Yeah, it's going too high.
Probably my ears are bleeding, please spare us.
W64 months.
Maybe those points? Oh, it's those points!
How does this end?
Are you going to the F1 race in Miami?
Uh, no.
Yeah, that's not it.
What if it was, um...
It's bad, the whole thing sucks.
Let's just, let me just do another gross beat, so it's up, maybe, um...
It's gonna give me a headache.
Luigi's Mansion Type Beat.
So, you ready? I'm gonna keep my beats hard.
I need one more minute. Alright, you'll like this one.
I think it's good, but maybe I'll change some
What's up with the last metal dude, you don't like it?
I actually like this one.
This is all I got. I did not cook this time, I'm one.
I think I'm overthinking it because it's just a melody.
I'm overthinking it because I'm trying to give you a full made song and I'm like, oh, it's just a melody.
It's just a melody. It doesn't have to be crazy.
Like, I'm really... Yeah, I just...
By the way, it's just a melody, so...
Is this bugged up?
So how does any of this...
Uh, just right click cover over to the five, you know, just highlight it and then export
wav.
On the five?
On the actual, uh, you gotta put it on the track.
Like put your pattern on the track, highlight one to five, export to the wav.
Oh, it's bugged of course because I suck at this bullshit.
Uh, yeah, put it back and then just export it.
I have your thing needed by the way, I can't hear anything.
Export to the WAV.
That's gonna fuck it.
That's gonna fuck it harder.
Like I'm telling you, as a WAV it's gonna suck you.
Well I need it so I can make the song.
Uh, it's gonna be called, uh, Buster.
No, I'll, I'll give it a real name.
I'll call it, I'll call it Yo-Yo.
Nice.
I sent you my, I sent you xqc.wav.
I'd like you to this jump chat
I'll see it
Is it fucks go and go to export again
So you see the folder copy the folder path
Or you can actually just drag it from there click the export and then drag it from there and also do you just shoot your pants? Yeah
Yeah. Where?
Just click WAV file again, just click WAV file and then you'll see it and then just drag
it from there. Oh, you never saved it.
Yo yo.
Lol. Yeah, there you go, oh yeah.
Okay. Okay. Alright. You listen to mine there, I'll listen to yours. Or just play
both of them through your stream.
Your shit is not probably tuned, what the game is that? I give you one bit of the
I gave 135
Wait, no, no, I didn't wrong right I did do the thing right I highlight it
And it's sure that's fine
Now you don't got to sure yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz it's at 135
So I'm gone and this makes yours at five
Yeah, it makes me want to figure anything out, bro.
Did you just shit your pants for real?
I don't think it's magic.
Holy shit.
You're not gonna like mine then.
Okay, and play yours on your stream so it'll be here at the same time.
Let's try it out.
Oh, I can't think of any more, um, I'll just play through my own thing. Ready? Three, two, one, go.
Yep.
Holy banger, Jesse is the good one.
Okay.
You like it?
Yeah, it reminds me of like when you look up rap instrumental on YouTube, 3B, like low key.
That's it.
Yeah, also, you give me a beat that's at the end, it's scuffed, I don't fix that up.
You just cut it to the nine.
Oh.
Let me install YoYo. What's the BPM for YoYo?
130. Okay, that's it.
Oh, well done.
That was kind of hard.
What's the gigachat genre called?
That would be called funk, funk, funk, yeah, funk, funk, yeah, I got it, funk.
Thank you.
Funk, funk, funk.
Funk, funk, funk, so for.
I'm going to increase the volume overall, but lower the sample volume because it's a bit
louder.
Why does it always do this shit when it goes back to the wrong pattern?
I don't know what I mean by where the kicks are there.
Okay, this is good, no?
Hold on.
Okay, hold on.
How about a clap, how about a clap?
How do you do to fill every other?
Oh, octave lower, right, true, hold on.
Feel each two.
No.
No.
Feel every other.
advance
too much too many
It's a lot.
Excuse me, I take it back, my ears are bleeding no longer, you're cooking the back of my
Drill and Mix underscore UK out.
I did every, I said every 8th
I did every 8th you fucking bitch ass
It's so loud I hate I hate the whole thing I think everything's bad about this
I don't know where to put it.
Two and four.
This is straight fucking garbage.
This is fucking shit.
Why is this so bad?
This is god-awful. I think it has to be here.
Yo, that shit is hard!
J-
Yo, you're gonna get the whole point, huh?
Oh, oh yeah, pooch-pa, pooch-pa, okay, yeah, man.
So what's the difference with even better than his?
Jack!
Jack!
It's the same!
Jack, what is the difference?
Jack, look at these two- they're two- they're two- they're two- they're two-
There's no fucking way lolol.
Fucking way, LOLOL.
That's three.
When three happens, it's a full note.
A full note.
A full note.
One, two, three.
I can't count.
I can't fucking count.
I can't count.
That's good!
I cooked!
No, it needs our hats.
Now watch this shit.
This is what I do.
Watch this.
This is what I do.
This is what I do.
I think I'm gonna go back to the room.
I'm gonna go back to the room.
There's no more gooey.
Okay, I like this habit for another thing.
Wrong one.
Hold on now.
Hold on!
And it'll have what?
This is going to go on the radio!
Hold on.
That shit is hard.
That shit is fucking straight hard.
Wait, is this the one?
Why is it...
Why are my engines not working?
I don't think your melody to me is like an A key.
That's what we were doing through my day of it.
Like, I'm having a really, really hard time here.
I guess it's even your song anymore.
Yo, yo, I'm just straight fucking cooking on this beat.
Hold on.
Where's the sample?
Where the fuck is the sample at?
Okay, I'll put this on five.
Hold on.
It's fucking vocal this shit.
Watch your ears.
Hold on, this is not bad.
The snare is not bad, but I think it's overall better.
I think it's overall better, man.
Hold on, man.
It's not bad, it's not good.
I think it's shite
Sawgate 2
All right next um chat what do I put something that that makes it good
maybe um this is John from Tennessee this shit is trash dog get off the air
Rudy comes over a what
I don't see it.
A what?
Ah, fruity funny.
Um.
It's a little bit too much.
Why is it so weird?
How do you how do you fix this? I like the effect but I don't know how to fix it.
I fucking hate it, I hate everything about it.
Let's just go ahead and fix the main beat and I can fix this.
Check.
Check.
That's a good one.
I think about
No snare
I can fix this, I can fix this.
Now watch this, I'm going to add a serum.
I'm going to add...
Hold on, try and see the vision because you can't see it.
Or I'm sending you the picture.
Jack, let me go and write and see.
I don't think a baz is going to fix this low key.
be a um...
I think you said it, Matt.
I thought you said that.
Tell me what's happening!
Yeah, I mean, this is a Scotch.
You do realise that you can get presets for serum that make it not sound like a child's piano, right?
It's what big TJs even do.
Dare called preset packs.
What was the rest? What was the rest not playing?
chat
and then I mutted
and then I mutted
channel rack all mutted
So, I'm going to go ahead and play it for you guys.
So, I'm going to play it for you guys.
Because low key
Wait is it bad? I can't fix this it's it's it's
Minus terrible some of those things that I just do alt a and I hope for the best which is my own
I'm the one track. It's all I can do these days
I'm having a real hard time
Well, that's a good question.
I'll give you a follow-up.
Let's have a look.
OK.
Let's have a look.
OK.
OK.
Let's have a look.
All right.
OK.
Let's take a look.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Let's take a look at the screen.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Music
Oh no
Oh
Wait, I just realized that I was working on your beat. I just made it a complete different song.
GG.
Um...
I like this sound I made though.
Hold on.
Fuck.
Well, let me make my chord.
What did I do?
Hold on, let me cook something, let me cook something up, I got something for you Chad.
Shut up.
I know what I'm doing.
What the fuck was that?
What the?
Why is this all that odd?
This is fuck this is fuck Jack because it's a difference fucking
It's a different key
This is down a different key. Yeah, I give up. I got China check making me guys. I don't make music
I am listening music
I
I mean, I need to learn new tricks. I'm just gonna chat. I'm just like an old dog, okay?
I just had to learn your tricks, yeah.
Um...
W-w-w-what would you do with some bass?
Ascent?
Whatever I had is only too loud.
Oh, I thought I'd do it, I think I know what you mean.
Flex Baz solo melody
brah brah yeh brah yeh
Let's...
Bazz!
What do I do? What do I do with this?
What do I do with this?
Add notes along with the original melody, mute the arp.
What?
Add notes?
It might be it's so bad Jesse doesn't know it's we can always just cancel the whole
thing okay wasn't it's just really bad it's just it's not it's not it's not a thing it's
It's not a thing.
Dude.
This is genuinely embarrassing.
What is this pointless?
I've found out what I'm doing.
I made three songs just to keep on playing at once.
Wait, so did I.
That's literally what I got, I have three different songs.
Okay.
Okay, say that again.
I have three different songs.
Okay, um, oh, play the four bass notes.
Oh, what?
Like that?
Let me delete those chords. What do I delete them?
It's the wrong key, man!
I
That's not a good one.
That's, that's not a good, that's not a good dollar.
I
Hello, X. Can I get a happy birthday, smiley?
I
Didn't do that
Just here. Just here.
We could say right here go and just postpone this beat
and do a cliffhanger.
This is an episode where we don't know where the finish is, right?
And it's like one of those, you know what I mean?
I...
See, I... Listen.
I am so cataclysm.
Where is this cataclysm?
I'm just setting my mind to be honest.
If yours is that bad, I'll be real with you. Mine is terrible.
My my file got bugged
Love the streams had to mute the stream because my one
Okay, I'm just going to send you this
My my my my my problem
My problem is much love
What?
It can say it crashed
Okay, I just watched your mod then
Alright alright, come to the score and I'll stream my DOD
All right, listen to it, ready?
Yeah, I'm sending you the worst thing I've ever made in my life.
No, listen, so what I did is that I took a sample and I threw it in the garbage.
Okay.
All right, so...
Ready? Why?
I'll play it, ready? Because it was bad, and now here it comes.
What the fuck is this?
Where's my sample? It's here
Hold on there's there's some bitter burdens earlier
If I go to backup
I like it
That was my off-stream beat.
Bro, you're trying to cheat.
I just played right in my backups.
One two three four
All right now listen to my dog shit it's bad
It is
What is this?
Yeah i'm just looking at the model stage we're finding
But that one sounded sad
Wait, what the fuck is this?
Bro, that must be from like years ago.
Are you having a bad day?
I
Should have it
Yeah
No, I had to chat. Where was this at?
Chat, chat, wait.
No, no, that's in my project somewhere, right?
What do you want to do this one, chat?
Nice.
Still better than Blackboy Max.
Okay, I'm done.
I'm done.
Look, I-I-I have something good in here. I swear.
I-I have something good in here. I swear.
I
Know yes, it's nothing it's it's bad
No, what do this don't even hold chat please
I know do this
Yeah.
And this?
Yeah.
I
Said I got lost
Yo, he's got a new cave moss beat chat.
Now, that was actually hard, it was a good one.
Wait, did it cut at the end?
Yeah, it wasn't the very end.
Yo, that was like some Brazil London reggae funk low key.
Yeah, that's gonna be hard, no?
Oh, this is the slowest in my years.
I've passed like 30 minutes.
Yeah, barely I got two good ones in this one.
But this one is decent.
And...
This one!
Oh, yeah, that was better.
Wait, is it before?
Yeah, that's probably your best song yeah, that's DJ Tonal's finest work real
Well, Connie is calling the top 100 billboards climbing out.
I need to pick up the phone.
Would you like to play video game or?
Yeah, I could play video game.
What is that?
Is this a tier list of your whole way?
No, why is there so many more?
Well, who has they sent?
Yeah, this is the least dedicated kick-shatter.
Okay, that's one.
Where does anyone know that boy?
It's gotta be up there.
Everybody put your hands up.
It's just you on the rhythm.
And you're feeling alive, but put your hands up.
Oh, I'm feeling the power of the rhythm.
Put your hands.
Everybody, put around your hands.
Go home.
Oh, I like that.
Oh, I like that.
Oh, that's looking bad.
That's looking bad.
You learn, see that's an example of you learning some shit.
Damn, you made a lot of these.
Hey, this is good.
I hear like old plays.
Yo, that's actually not too bad.
Wow, that's actually decent.
Where does anyone know that boy though?
There's no way it's not up here.
It's been removed by the overlords.
Really?
That's exactly it.
That man beat.
This is the part of the Geometry Bash level you're trying to get into in the end.
Yeah, we could only do a few videos in the morning because everybody has to do it again.
Yeah.
Like, I can't take this off.
No, I had a very bad, uh, uh...
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Wait, I thought this was a fake edited video.
It was fake. It was fake.
The main song is fake.
Somebody else did it.
Somebody else did this song late like that.
Is it because of this guy?
You actually made that fire.
Okay, here it comes.
Classic.
Classic.
Yo, this is X.
X on the radio.
You heard my voice as well.
Anyone knows that boy?
Stop. Stop.
Stop. Yeah, I don't know. He's just so soy. Yeah, stop. This is the lord
Tell me that's not fucking straight hard or lucky you though, but yeah, it's fucking hard. Yo, yeah
Are you kidding me?
The face is like dying you know, you know why I know why it's like stacking it's because it's because flex as he sounds that you
cannot overlap it so it's choosing a random note out of all four notes it's
not even a chord it's random
chat no it's just it's ma no apparently
were you doing like the chords like in the thing yeah I was playing the
flex
That's like a fucking like metal detector upbeat
Or Madison bear reacted to your anyone know that boy. Yeah, I mean I literally I kind of I kind of made it was gonna awful
Yes
And trade program this kick and snare
And he was within earshot of like right outside the control room was his kitchen area and he was eating a sandwich
And I was just noodling on the piano and I started playing bling bling bling on top of this drum pattern
And he had and he took his head and he was like that's it and rest his history still drae
um
That's cool. I like his backstory backstory
a beat like the one where just like oh yo that's hard I like that one call my
brother and tell him that his car that he parked in Cedar Rapids Airport got
towed and he's worth but John speaking oh yeah can I make this might be
champion so you know how much I know I'm done but it's a little bit of a
party by the way I'm never gonna be able to do it any better than what they
This is just my bird give you a full sex excuse
That's good though.
GTA Loeke Schringer.
That's cool.
Um, oh self promo.
It's my game of whatever.
I'll play whatever you want.
You want to play?
I'll play and give you a compliment.
Well, Counter Strike or League?
I'll play and give you a counter-actual.
Keep my League.
You're not blowing out.
You're not high enough.
OK.
What was the new season?
Oh.
Oh.
Keep winning in Counter Strike.
To their CS, League, or Overwatch?
That's like, I'm in the vibe for it.
Oh, I'll play against League, but.
All right.
New leaks is in his house.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, we're not playing one game.
Oh, and arena.
They updated arena, truly.
Nobody played that.
I do.
Oh, mate.
Oh, mate.
Later, you want to play good luck at the stream?
There's a new patch, apparently.
The Vegas says, um, um, weapon and bonus skill, uh, rescaled all the relation better.
Oh, you trying to play CS or are we hopping in league?
I forgot.
Uh, I was looking for a league.
Wait.
Let me see if we can even play League if we can't it's Valorant probably
Who is that why?
Because he's the best in NA that's why I showed it and it promotes some guy I don't give a fuck about
unlike my fucking browser
Fuck yeah
Got rank one bro respect. I could get shit
No, I can't kill him, son brother.
Well, can we just check once?
Sure.
Please, please, please, please.
Which other guy do you think?
Do not go to my match history.
I repeat, do not go to my match history.
Well, you guys just did a benefit game.
It's such an easy game.
I have it. I literally play good.
You want to do flex?
Sure.
I almost flat so bad.
I know, I'm climbing.
Yeah, no one plays arena by the way this guy says. I play arena.
Uh, do you get to charge a border if you get, uh, uh, are we now like big, uh, wait, hold up.
Oh, me.
Do you want to play Lee?
Nope.
I heard that.
All right.
All right.
I heard that.
He said, nope.
You should try it though.
If you like deadlock, league is just better.
Okay
Yeah
If the devs want I can give a free political fix when you go against the red team on this game
And you use ambush on the left lane left side
Back tower and you use ambush you go to the back like why don't they fix that?
I hope you get a good support.
You don't want to support me?
Ummmm, what's up to you?
Sure.
I'll, yeah yeah yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll support you and I'll, I'll teach you.
You gotta swap them.
Can't see
No
It's this leak has like a baddy-wide
Like crashes and it just sucks
My oh moggle, what's oh moggle?
Oh moggle
Oh
The mog thing. Yeah. Oh that would that would be fire too. You want it?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. How do I
Now what do you
That's my next challenge a yummy pepe laugh. I actually don't fix your hair. You say like that
Bro when you get in these don't even say anything so straight in the camera
But you don't give a fuck about nothing
And then Mars is going to be here.
Kind of like your cam like this.
I just heard my mic on your stream. It is so dog shit. I'm so sorry.
You just have mugged bruh.
What?
this is your ex you see what's up how what bro bro I don't get it like mean
like pissed
Is that exce- aren't you Canadian bro?
What are you doing here?
Lock in, lock in.
Open your eyes.
Open your eyes wider, bro!
What?
Bruh.
Excuse me, do you hear that, bruh?
Bro, why?
Why am I getting mugged?
Why am I getting mugged?
I'm done. I'm done.
I just... I just keep... keep with the game.
Keep with this game. Keep with the game.
Oh, shit.
Brother, why am I getting mugged in every lobby, but why?
That was good.
Holy fuck. That was amazing.
I don't even know why I can't wait to give me this fucking dog shit
Yep
Little bro, you won't get past with those airplanes beside your head. Oh true. It's your hair
You're going to crash for me.
Holy F**k.
You're so fine.
You're so fine.
You're so fine.
Is this skill-based matchmaking? Why do they put you against a chat?
They're literally giggling and you're still losing somehow, I don't even know.
I haven't won one game, I don't get it.
Bro, you might be chopped.
Wait, I got top lane.
I'm gonna ask for AD, can I, AD, I-
Ask for a wall swap, ask for a wall swap.
I'm not supporting a random at this moment, I'm not doing this.
54 months, love you man.
I'll run it down, I don't give a shit.
Better give it to me.
Are you being dead ass?
Nah.
This is cap.
Bro.
Bro.
bro that's just crazy I got AD it's it's really bugged it's really bugged you're
like capped at that number like you have to change your face like squinch it up
or something no I'm when I'm not gonna face it I'm a fuck you don't like me
for who I am but I'm a fuck no I mean like just like I don't get like a bad
face this isn't a stream this is a live-order to your genetic resume at
least try to score past a six all the homies are saying sub-five that's just
Crazy
This guy's uh, this is a um dog shit
Um, we play I saw the earlier part of the stream. Thanks for giving love to don't play happy for it to be mentioned
Whatever you want to go out. Oh, oh
Unfortunate that Garbin have been slowly forsaking it now go to his dog water. I hope you're still having fun playing it off stream
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Let's get out of my lane, how about that?
Let me just get the minions and turret.
Wait, I can recast my W.
yo
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING
did he steal your shit?
yeah it doesn't make sense, it's off the line again, it's going to me
chat, what are we gonna do?
You can turn off stream right now and just run it down my bot lane if you want.
I'm doing all stream, I'm not gonna fuck him.
They'll just give me a ride account if I play, like JT.
I mean, I don't understand what he does.
um whenever it ends uh if it doesn't hit the enemy cannon missing health but
i don't know
well jay is it good to be cast or not to be cast
I think Chooser is there as that other leg reset isn't it?
Double you.
Spike is doing the work, by the way.
Look at him, he's rotated for this fight with you.
Yep, here we go.
It's actually pretty good.
Ouch
What am I really exposed to basketball?
This is reverse sphere
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I mean I can't fight this
I have to go to base, fast back to G.
Okay, so basically
What is this build
No, it's done plus yeah actual it's all good
Oh, yeah, I don't really get it
Like, he's slow as by how much though.
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That's good Wow
Wow
Oh
I mean that's pretty good I'm pretty good
Just go get all his shit, building his jungle, stick everything, fuck this guy
Sure actually
was this he's just running in all inning trying to get seven deaths please no more
he's like he's not trolling he's trying to kill them but it's like a ramming like every time
that's trolling for it
you think i can i can fuck you if i go there
No. Oh yeah, she's 6 and 2. Yes.
Yeah, we can figure it out.
I mean, I'm doing jungle, I'm farming pretty well, I mean, kind of.
A little bit more fun than the other guy, but I mean they were checking a little bit
Well, we got gift. Oh, I got me. I'm getting gift. I'm giving myself a like I can't I can't play over them
Mel hasn't killed me at all. This pike just keeps dying to Mel and Mel has eight kills down here
Which is one the character that I kind of decently know what to do with it is the company we worked like from scratch
You might get that, not necessarily.
I mean, I stand all the time, it doesn't want to get out, I'm literally, I can't move.
The fact that you think that I could alter literally speaks more to your level of skill
than mine.
The fact that you could, that you don't understand that I could not do it there.
I literally could not do it.
Alright, I don't know if I can carry this in more boards.
Like, I can gank bottom.
Okay.
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