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Okay, hey, I'm gonna give it to the church. I should remember like that
But I will check our office on life and then we get with it and we can
We can
We go down read the chat, you can read the chat while it's lit in the game
I don't keep lying. I mean, I try this is to try this myself as it falls to
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Think in general though
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We've got a guitar check. Um, thanks chef for that being shortly. I'm a little late, but that's all good. Um, yeah, I'll look at your face
I need to do a turn here, I can't even dig lately.
Two of us.
XQCP.
Um...
This is for him? Oh yeah, you're EU?
So yeah, I got your EU, I won't let you down, that's right.
Jack, Jack, Jack, I had a good little chat when I came back, when I got from London.
But we're gonna get a winner. Okay, I got you
Okay
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to the jungle mr. cow what's good come have a great stream man xqcl
so shit is bugged bro shit is bugged I mean it is bugged it is bugged
where does that sucks also Joe I don't know this is got all the tech for his
to work in but he doesn't use a virtual camera like buddy just click virtual
camera it's right there and you can do this without removing your camera it's
right there all the shit waves and what is what that sucks
This move side sucks
how
how
how
that's crazy
that's cool
Let's go to the chat.
It's like bugger. I don't give a shit.
Wait, what?
7, really? Are we the next one?
Oh, guys, guys, this is the, yeah, this is Vibecoated.
He didn't go offline, did he?
Hold on.
Are they afraid?
I may be afraid.
That one?
That one?
That one?
This is GG
This is GG
Do you want a rematch from?
Rematch?
More bites
I don't think so
My time is crazy
Okay, how is it at 8.2?
Oh my god my microphone by me how how my god bro by what about microphone
Yeah like yeah cuz you wore a fucking L1 you know why is community for getting to
thank us spin it and then quit it see see see see buddy buddy if I cared about being
Then I would have fucking I would have I would have been on I knew something nice
I would have just been nice and just chilled and just fucking been in like it's just so stupid like
People trying to rewrite history like buddy your shit's bought it as well. This is fucking both. This is fucking straight bottom buddy
Like it was largest yet is guys done as well, sorry I've asked is that's as
as he did. Buddy is still salty that we used to dog walk his team everywhere in every tournament.
Like, Buddy, it's okay, man. Buddy, buddy, couldn't, couldn't fucking take a mapping
friends like c'mon bruh
he just got mugged bruh
what
what do you mean?
like best
is that xc?
aren't you Canadian bruh?
what are you doing here?
muck him muck him
like
he's clear cheating
The game is three and four.
He does some weird eye-shake-
He goes to eight?
Open your eyes wider, bro.
Bro, why am I losing more?
Lil' Bro, you won't get past with those airplanes
besides your hate.
This is dumb.
Press you connect phone button to answer.
Answer it.
Hello?
Hi, you at the spot?
Yeah, I'm at the spot.
Where's the spot?
Where you want me to meet you?
Well, I was talking for a little bit.
The spot I'm right here.
It was a super spot.
So what you looking for?
What you trying to get?
I'm talking about what you're trying to get for the L.I.T. 20.
You want a 7?
Huh?
You want a 7?
Or a 3-5.
Or a 3-5.
I mean, it's decent. It'll get you by. I can do the 7 for 20. I like you. Yeah, I got cash up. All right. I'm like, well, you want to pull up to the spot?
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
That's 720.
Is that the new prices?
That's cool with me.
All right.
Peewee.
She gonna pull up the ear.
So you be like, dang, hello.
She gonna call back.
Hey, baby, brother.
I thought you were gonna pull up.
All right, man.
Let's take a look at this.
I think it's funny for YouTube, but to stream all the World Cup matches for free
Well, that will be live for the first time it's on YouTube and try to drive your ship to the official broadcast
Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, so what they say
They're gonna meet you. They said they're gonna meet you on Elm Street. Oh
Seven for twenty seven for twenty seven for twenty. No
Oh, man, you got a low house for you.
I know.
So y'all ain't going to find me, man.
All right.
As long as you defend another copy,
it can be worth it for a premium experience.
Examples include, might as well sit in friendly burst doors.
He thinks some people look at it as really affordable
because it's less than $10.
Some people just don't feel like it's
Lodging the means that we have to make it worth your while
Check it out guys with you. I don't give a fuck what the CEO says. I don't give a fuck my English shit check
The guy sells coffee for morons that will buy it at that price and they do so why should you give a fuck?
Why should you give a fuck to make it cheaper when you'll buy it more expensive?
I mean it's a business. Jeff, I did you guys. Oh guys
I'll I'll sell you guys. I don't know. I'm not going to remember. You're going to get a living.
Julius is vlogging.
Julius, thank you so much.
Are you coming to the show tonight?
I mean, I don't have a ticket.
No, we'll get you tickets. You get me tickets.
Yeah, we'll take care of you.
Yeah, we'll take care of you.
I would love to go to the show.
Okay, okay, bed.
Um, Buddha, do you get Julius to sit in the room?
Yeah
Heck yeah, I would love that
We got you man, we got you bro
Where's Scott? We're gonna get a picture as well
Yeah, let's do it
That's cool
Sure
Um, is this what Gouda does to the plane?
Are we at nine with me?
He pulled up in his shit and
he helped them do the stream
Yeah, no problem
Heck yeah, I would love that
We got you bro
He's one of the few of us I see with a crazy blessed hairline that keeps purposely choosing to go ball
Like to share that
That's cool. I like that. I like that. It's very nice
Very cool very cool
What else did we got to the jet anything cool we could look at
No way. No way he did. What's the score? I thought he cooked .9. He has hair. I hear
you why you what he's a point nine because he has a hair I hear you why
you whispering oh my god that's not right that's not right guys that that's
just so weird I'll do that I mean
Hey buddy.
What's your parents' name?
Niko.
Hi Niko, how are you?
Good.
Is everything okay?
Yeah.
What happened? What's wrong?
There's a monster underneath your brother's bed.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
Did you let your parents know?
You just called 911?
Yeah.
Interesting. Can you tell me what the monster looks like?
Big teeth, black teeth.
He's a black with big teeth?
He's like a single, that's the area of the breeze cave.
Oh my goodness.
Alright. Did you hear any noises or anything?
No, like, shh.
Scratchy sounds?
But what if he's right though?
Oh my goodness. Alright.
Do you think we can cover this? Is that a nerf gun?
Yeah.
Do you think we can handle it or should we call the SWAT team?
Me and the SWAT team.
Me? Okay, we can do that. Do you know what the SWAT team is?
Yeah.
What are they?
They're the professional police officers and they're the federal officers.
They are the best dogs.
Really? They have little bugs here.
What else? That's awesome.
Yeah.
Do you see this thing right here?
I'm actually a slob guy.
I know, so I think we can handle it.
You want to show me where the other one is?
Yeah.
All right, let's do this real quick.
Can you bring the clutch?
Yeah, go ahead.
Go.
Go stay.
Say, is that a arrow or is that a real one?
Okay, I'm following you. I don't know.
Where's the rim of the end here?
This thing.
I'm just taking a quick break there.
Nice room.
Is this your room or is this your brother's?
Okay.
Some monsters underneath the bed?
Yeah.
Let me just see what we got here.
Oh my goodness.
I think I know what's scaring you.
What is this thing?
Is this the thing? Is this the monster?
Yep.
Oh my goodness.
I think it's just a toy, buddy.
You want me to get rid of it for you?
Maybe we can put it outside so you can get some sleep tonight?
Yeah.
Alright. No problem.
You know you did the right thing.
I know you were nervous, but next time you got to tell your parents, okay?
All right, let's just take a little walk here.
Is this like a Halloween mask or something?
I don't know.
I don't know how it ended up in your bag.
Okay, but how are the parents sleeping through some police getting into that in the house?
You know what? This would scare me. I have a little boy your age too.
I know this would really scare him also.
Wow. Okay.
I think it's like motion sensor. It just goes on and off, huh?
Yeah.
You know what? You did some excellent job. We didn't need the SWAT team, so I'm going
to go get you something from my car real quick.
This is going to get on the gear.
This is?
It's a SWAT team challenge medal. Because now you're an official SWAT team member.
You know that?
Yeah.
All right. Yeah. Isn't that cool?
Mm-hmm.
All right. Well, Nico, it was great to meet you.
Wait, wait.
Get some sleep now.
All right, you have a great night, okay, buddy?
Shut your lock your door, okay?
Yo, I pull something like this,
I get a court date, I get a wand.
He gets a medal, are you fucking good?
I want to see a lot.
What is that fucking, that's bullshit.
You got it?
There you go, push.
Okay, that's bullshit.
They fly now, but ain't nobody flyin'.
You ever cooked a hash to break in the ant fryer?
Shooin' out the lambo, truckin' out the plowty.
The case is everywhere, birth to hold and it's dying
Made it so face locked up, my shit's fire
40's in the bus, but they all want a Y
Lord, the Y's are too loud, Lord, he got the Y
Call the Y and I need two little likes to drive, huh?
Nothing hurt but the knifes
He murdered about two sevens, county real righteous
Respected by the one-to-one niggas to the knifes
We got niggas wearing shit bags in the diapers
Stunt me full of staples on the fuck nigga, dying
Knees on the a-yo
I think you don't want to be as big
Yeah, I think I did a little bit too big. I
Think you get the same thing without being that big
Why is that to be that bulky
150 bucks
Do not get it fucked up
You underestimate it greatly most number one step of how long did it really take me the part I love most they need me more
Than they hate me so they never take shots. I got everybody on safety
Brother, Drake is the number one singer now. Drake is bigger than Chris Brown
Trim that you plan for the next whole week
They got soon off on niggas all cheap and flex so deep and sex so deep
You got it girl, you got it
Drake is the greatest rapper
ever
Even Drake is we have a great relationship, you know, I know he feels like I'm the next one out right here
Yeah, you know, I've got me here the lines. I get feeling like don't it's for to take it
Only person that put on for me when I had nobody was drink
You've been trying to make a future talk?
For sure.
I was right.
I mean, yeah.
Life is good.
You know what I mean, right?
All the time for the chiefs, bring all the niggas, bring all the bish.
I don't feel enough span to be in my domain all the mother bish.
Did you guys know Drake would go on to be the other person he is now?
Absolutely not.
Maybe you might
Dude what a banger as you can see fully intact
Until you need facts to take me out
Holy bars
chat chat the orange clip check it again I can feel my arms low key hold on chat was
the chat was doing that chat was that on the middle left of the screen so you need
facts to take me out fairy tales won't do it okay stop oh smart he bought Birkin for let's
just say 25k and he gets crazy clips out of it it's a genius neo the fucking genius
by the way i will tell you guys right now one thing neon gets shit on all the time by all
these streamers he's probably i'm gonna be honest with you he's probably like a top
two streamer right now if we're being honest if you're talking relevance wise and flips and he is
like he is right now he's a top two streamer everyone disrespects him and shit like he is
really caring right now if we're being real he really is like he is he's working so fucking hard
on what he's doing every fucking day doing what he's gonna do who's number one i think speed right
speeds number one i think i put me on number two right now right now like dude i like that's
That's what I think.
Who the hell cares?
Speeds the greatest of all time, though, obviously.
But um...
I think it's hard, okay, maybe I'm wrong about this chat.
I think it's hard for speech transition to more, not in problem, but more like less
kind of stream than streams, in any sense, because I feel like he said the bar for himself
to be like that level, right?
And if you want to have a more chill experience that's going to be like a random
moment, it's kind of like impossible.
No, I mean
Yo, yo yo, yo this chat
I swear, you guys glide so hard.
You guys call me a glacier.
Yet, I glaze people, right?
And I'll give a true take in any sort of molding.
Like, brother, who's the desktop strings?
Who's the desktop?
The desktop is, bro.
I said, the way it's named is IRLs.
It's hard to do IRLs the old school way, right?
After doing the IRLs, he's doing it the way it is.
It's a lot of people.
It's a big convoy, it's a big set of people, right?
Doing doing other type of IRL. I mean the odds of the combinator is what it is. I mean, yes
There's this other thing though
Don't say
Would like what do you think about doing a League of Legends like tournament with streamers? Is that possible or no?
Is it not possible?
Uh, you could yeah for sure. I know a game though because they would all be like around my skill. I
I would say honestly if you did like something fun where maybe you got a bunch of people that
were like new to the game like I would give you two good ideas the first one is you'd
either do like a team thing where you draft like captains that are all like people on
let's say your skill and then you guys all compete or you could just to reflect you
with like people that are also around your skill level like imagine queso xqc moist
You know like those guys yeah
Same skill
Buddy buddy this doughy Daniel guy is fucking delusional excuse. Yeah, buddy. You're a one trick
You play a shit busted ass character. You're not even that good it if I praise you in full time
I would clear shit you fucking loser. What is bro talking about bullets like a row bullets like a pepper
Bro, bro, bro, your head was like a fucking jalapeno pepper, like what a joke.
Holy shit, I can't out, I actually can't out there.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
These are not city workers. Saad, Tekyut, and Sunnymanuelle are actually volunteering their time to fill this monster pothole in the middle of a key downtown Montreal bull...
I said this!
...some heroes wear yellow vests instead of capes.
I'm doing this first of all for the love of the city and the love of this country.
Techute and Manuel run a landscaping company.
Driving around during the day they couldn't help but notice the plethora of potholes
afflicting the city this year.
Oh my god.
I'm waiting for somebody to fix it.
If I can fix it myself.
It's not simple.
So now every day, before and after work, they say they get their asphalt bags out,
dump it into the street craters and level the surface.
I mean, same.
Techute says it costs about $50 to fill each pothole.
Formula One is coming. All the tourists are coming.
When they're gonna come to the city
and they're gonna drive by this,
it's not cool for our reputation.
It is good because people are happy.
Global News watched several people stop to thank them.
I think it's fabulous.
It's really great and they should continue.
The city admits the state of Montreal's roads
is discouraging, but nonetheless encourages citizens
to call 311 to report potholes directly
to the administration,
rather than taking action themselves.
buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, then I'll give him a fuck.
Then bro, the three of them one, then I'll give him a fuck.
Oh, you're a puddle.
Okay, thank you, man.
Bam.
Then, bro, am I thinking of giving him shit with the puddles?
Like, bro, please.
I
XQCL.
if you know, you know, I'm gonna say
Yeah, I'm gonna use any very interesting game.
Sometimes there's a dev will have a strike golden and they don't know what material is
His goal is this you know what they struck the depth of this game. They've struck gold. It's some not a good one
okay
What made the game good?
The vibe the vibe made the game good yet
Exploration out but the the mystery of the ocean and being in the dark and you're going to a night cycle
And you get scared. Oh my god. It's tense. That's what made the game what it is this trailer
in my opinion they should have ride that wave and resell me on this again but this is it's
too exploration it's too guys it's all bright all good look guys we found materials oh look
a fish wow that's not what reason notica was though it's more like a what is that what is that
What a cheer is it a
Yeah, I mean like you play some not a cup you know you know
I don't know if this is the way I like it.
Do you know how much?
Okay, okay.
Sorry, sorry.
Chat is gonna act like some hoes when I was in it.
Yo, I played the fuck out of this game, okay?
Yo, I got 46 hours in this fucking 10 hour play to it, okay?
I played the game- no, no, this is the second one, the nice second one.
And 46 hours is much better.
I played and finished it four times, the game, I played it.
I played it, I played and finished it, I know everything about the game.
I can play the main first game in any way you should perform you want me, I mean.
I don't think you understand it.
The vibe of the game, like visually divide.
I don't want to get the incisor, I'll watch my own clip of course.
Okay.
Look.
I think so.
Check it out.
My helicopter is going.
Ah!
Is that it? Is that it? Is that it?
All I'm saying is that, deeper.
I wish a trailer englobed that feeling a little bit more.
Yeah, you can have a cool, a bright stuff,
but we, okay, this, this is an, I mean,
we don't give a shit about the character.
I'm not going to be rude.
The main character, guy, girl, whatever.
We don't care.
We don't care about what they look like, what they do.
Nobody gives a shit, OK?
The experience is all that matters in this particular game.
If you could have sell me on this, again,
they're trying to do too much.
Shh.
Emergency, starvation imminent.
Seek calorie intake immediately.
Running in the front before we go down.
I'm just gonna work in for free.
Warning, maximum death reached.
How damaged imminent?
We're a cycle open!
So that's where Kudo?
Ah! No!
No! Oh my god, he's going to get that!
I
Look at what energy use that here buddy. I just got eaten by a fucking seal of iron or whatever by a reaper by a fucking
I just got my shit clapped
like
Cutters on
For
Hey
What was that?
And what do chainsaw and a shovel what it was this it's just weird. I I would put it reported reporters accounts like
It's just wait for this is weird as fuck. That's not gonna
Like
I gave you a nice place to stay a sweet ride to the place with everything you need to win
I think that people are still ideologically captured
that we have to pretend that every peep every like immigrant group is going to
have the same success ratio inside of the country like in my opinion I think
that we shouldn't allow in like not immigrants we shouldn't allow migrants
and we shouldn't allow any of these people to come in if they don't speak
English like if you don't speak proficient English unless you're being
brought in because you're like the best fucking nuclear scientist in the
world, like they did with like fucking the Nazis. Uh, no, if you don't speak English,
you don't need to be in America.
Uh, dad, I mean, chat, all first generation, uh, in vision waves were a bit, uh, difficult,
but then it gets a lot easier. Like, Jack, first generation is rougher, but then then
they get into gets better. Like, yeah, you have to invest to get a blooming community.
What? Brother, I bet you your parents, parents didn't speak English. It is what it is.
I mean, yeah, people really like to point fingers like,
oh, these guys, they're going to do this.
Bro, come on, bro, come on, bro.
They do now, exactly, they do now, exactly,
because it took a generation.
It took a generation.
Suicidal empathy.
I think that the reality is what it actually is,
is that they want to create a world where
they import a bunch of people
and a lot of these people are non-white people.
And I think that they do this intentionally to do demographic replacement.
I think this is clearly what their goal is.
Don't you mean speak American?
Yes, I do.
And so, uh, honestly making green cards costs 100 K fixes a lot.
Yes, definitely.
We'll take their best.
Yeah.
I mean, we can always take good, you know, high performers from anything, but, uh,
yeah, that's it.
Eisenberg spoke fluent English and, uh, and he even taught.
Oh, I'm not saying all of them.
I'm just saying in general.
All right.
Well,
Well, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Eddie, you thought I'd make yourself a gentleman?
Speak better English.
I thought you were gonna want a man, how's it going man?
I need you to send me this.
Why is it called a building if it's already being built?
I appreciate it man, very much man.
Check, Eddie's in the kitchen, the kitchen.
Holy, what do you have for my boss?
I was distressed that way, he's in check.
Oh, anyway guys, today guys we're gonna do
some educating content.
I am Mr. Devon.
I should catch up on these days.
Miami-Dade Ford is putting the controversial world of looks maxing influencers under the microscope.
Oh, I keep showing her doing some bad things.
Squalling down, squalling down.
Oh, okay, okay, another one.
Squalling down, squalling down.
Oh, here's the little good watcher.
I have to get them to get this one.
An 18-year-old content creator is now suing Clevicular, whose real name is Braden Peters,
and the allegations are disturbing.
CBS News Miami's Peter Dentsch is your reporter in Brickle for a hotspot for social media
influencers.
What?
The complaint in this case outlines a series of incidents beginning in 2025 with allegations
including battery and fraud.
They were touring apartments because I'm moving to Brickle.
Alexandra Vasilevna Mendoza goes by the online handle Laura Ziva alleges that during a live
streamed event, Braden Peters injected her face with aqua-lix, an FDA unapproved, fat-dissolving
substance without her consent.
She claims Peters, known online as clavicular, suggested the mixture contained methamphetamine
and that she appeared visibly disoriented on camera.
Mendoza now 18 says she was a minor at the time.
The suit also alleges non-consexual sexual encounters
at Peters' family home in Cape Cod.
While Mendoza was intoxicated,
beyond the physical allegations,
Mendoza claims Peters dangled the promise of a career,
building her as a quote,
female face of looks maxing,
only to profit from her likeness
and later orchestrate a campaign
to discredit her costing her sponsorships.
The four-count complaint includes battery, fraud, intentional infliction of emotional
distress.
I feel like they're thinking here that makes sense, right?
And some others that I'm going to be able to do chat.
It's like this classic Miami, like, it's whatever.
It's just an unauthorized use of name and likeness.
Mendoza is seeking at least $50,000 in damages.
On Wednesday, Peters posted on X, framing himself as a victim of women trying to, quote,
screw him over and take his money.
The lawsuit comes amid an already turbulent stretch for Peters.
You're usually pretty chatty.
Anything to say?
Yeah, sure.
Just woke up a little tired.
It's only the next time.
He was arrested in Fort Lauderdale in March on a misdemeanor battery charge.
It was hospitalized for a suspected overdose in Brickle earlier this month.
The next day, Clavicular, who is 20, posted a picture of himself on X, showing his bruised
and bloody face, which he attributed to quote, my face descending from the life support mask.
We reached out to Peters' attorney to see if either he or Peters would comment about
this case, but so far, Jeff not heard back.
Jeff, like I would say, it's going to look as the way it is, right?
But some of this shit is very scary, very bad allegations, right?
That are absolutely terrible.
And I empathize with the potential victims of these things, right?
But then afterwards, then they say a bunch of malarity.
You know what I mean?
Like it's hard to kind of take it all and say, oh, because I agree with this and there
can be a lot of people there, that I also have to agree with this as well.
I wish it was a kind of labor separation where multiple cases are open or something.
I don't know, I don't know how that works exactly, but like you know what I mean, we
love the two blocks together.
I don't know what to do.
$1,000.
What do you think?
Damages.
Like how complaint includes battery, fraud, intentional infliction of emotional distress,
and unauthorized use of name and likeness.
Mendoza is seeking at least $50,000 in damages.
On Wednesday, Peter's posted on X, framing himself as a quote,
female face of looks maxing, only to profit from her likeness
and later orchestrate a campaign to-
Chad, when it gets this big and has these many biggages,
I'll leave it up to the court and I-
Chad, when it's this thing, I lock in it.
When it's this thing, I lock in it.
When it's a couple things, I lock in it.
I have to be honest with you, there's so much shit here.
I will leave it up to the court and I'll make it as the court as the case develops like it is what it is
Yes, I would and I would like to do it because I should be able to wait it. I wish I was treated. Yeah, I mean
Like I'm not gonna be a hypocrite and say oh, this is all true
But it's saying it's
You see through purple at me that then what people did it to me now? Well, oh, it's all true
I mean this you know, I mean like there's some form of
Mutual respect that I have to give others that I wish I wish I would get to me
creditor costing their sponsorships
Like I know what I mean looks maxing only to profit from her likeness and later orchestrate a campaign to discreditor
costing their sponsorships like I think it's like
All his events
I hear you got the plugs for those fresh spaces.
Give me a bigger.
And chill in here in Philadelphia if you can hear me.
Dude, I can already see a clip.
Clive and Jack's math and all.
Okay.
Think that I'm crazy.
Chat where it looks, man.
Wait, there's a guy who just called it.
Wait, what?
Well, the sideline guy called it.
Dude, I can already see a clip.
Clive and Jack's math and all.
Okay.
Think that I'm crazy.
chat where it looks Max in here it's all good Dr. Clav yeah okay but what's
the context though like like what's the body well well I can see this being I
mean obviously chat okay hold on let me let me let me let me break it down you
you can consent to like like doing something I don't know whatever they're
doing right now and if somebody puts something in there that it's not
It's not supposed to be in there, it has a difference.
Does that make sense?
Like, I can see different scenarios.
It's why it's like, I don't know what I'm looking at.
Like, these are complicated components
that I don't have the expertise to fucking do it.
Yeah, I mean,
what do I mean?
Oh, I'm just 19 years old.
I mean, like, I don't know, I don't know.
I'm going to assume, I'm gonna assume.
Yeah, pretty bad.
I'm going to assume.
I'm going to assume.
I'm going to check in.
Whatever they said on the interview.
I am graduating college and would like to borrow a bus
to work from you for pictures, please, excuse me.
Guys, if people were outraged at the age,
they would have been outraged then.
Like it's what I mean by the internet is performative.
I'm gonna skip when somewhere, somewhere on the internet
and nobody give a fuck.
I'm sure this person was with this person
on stream a little times and nobody give a fuck.
Now, now something happened and everybody gives a fuck.
I didn't see the club initially. I didn't know the components. I didn't see it. I don't want to the exact facts. I'm not going to just take this random guys at word for it.
Like I would have to debunk it. Like this is not. I don't know what everybody actually did all expertise on all these topics instantly because Internet says bad.
So I'm gonna say bad I don't know why I don't the components if if they have been right
And this one guy debunks it and he says yo guys, it's actually wrong. I'm open. I was right. I got him
I know better but if I was wrong about it. Oh
Guys, I never spoke about this guys guys. I wasn't even there. I was I wasn't even talking about this
I've never seen them before like you know, I mean like it's why it's why I don't make anything conclusions on this shit because I
I don't know the components and I'm getting I'm telling you I don't know them
It's not an act like I know I'm not gonna say I know what the others I'm telling you that I don't know I
Think that that's that that's the most reasonable that they can get that I admit that I don't know
$500 each don't matter as long as you keep
Thank you for the laughs
$500 age don't matter as long as you keep
Yeah, he's actually saying it's a spectrum for sure. He's actually standing on a business actually say whoa
That's fucking crazy
So I know um
Bro, shut the fuck up. Yeah, you guys in the chat are actually like
$500
Why not just date somebody of his age?
It's $3.00.
What's your opinion on Mexicans?
What's my opinion on Mexicans?
That's a crazy question. I don't really have one.
More of just like a looks max guy.
Chad, what do you think about this?
What do you think about this ascension that's inbound?
I'm just wiping everything. I'm lucky I actually inject there.
Okay.
Okay.
So, oh wait, are we doing your cheeks or your nasolabial folds?
Yeah, whatever. Yeah, I hate bees.
And you could do your cheeks.
Yeah, let's actually, yeah, let's do the cheeks. Let's do the cheeks.
We don't really need to do your nasolabial folds.
Really?
I should hit my nose though.
I know the laws behind it. I'm not going to assume it, but my, my feeling says, I think
that this shit, what, whatever injection mother suckers, what are they doing? I think if you're
underage, you can't really consent to having that. That's why I think it's not works.
I don't know how that works, but I'm pretty sure by default, de facto cannot consent
to whatever injection from somebody else.
And if somebody is in the age of majority,
doing that procedure, they are immediately wrong.
And even if, even if, in this state,
it's actually not like that, I don't give a fuck.
My morality and my idea of legality of other states
means that that's how I operate.
So I don't really give a shit what it is.
That's just how I see the world.
Maybe it should be fine.
I don't think you need that.
we're gonna take the contacts out yeah well we don't need to do it why but the
be doctor what are you doing we're just doing some looks guys we're not gonna
get nothing yeah we asked heck we asked heck we do this
talk to Maxine let's go anyway one second it's the damn man what if you
And then you know it relax
I need more swaps
No, we're gonna start with your you know vehicle region and we could potentially do that
What the fuck is it a reality is that they did it by legality absolutely not yes
It's it's usually a guiding alignment, but it's a pretty botch
Yeah, you're crazy
What is that or they say botch it's like
How the fuck would it be if I tried to go play?
They're saying I'm the Bay Harbor Butcher. That's what I'm saying.
Your girl loved me just $53. Got prescribed my daddy. Thanks, bro.
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Thank you.
Are you guys actually that retarded, 17 and 19?
Yeah, society's cooked.
Society's actually cooked, if you think that's bad, but anyway, there's a lot of retards
in the chat.
It's not even a big deal.
It was crazy.
Is it 50-50 split?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lucky chat.
Is that the only sign?
Yeah, okay.
I'll do one more.
Sorry.
So why do people say meth, though?
Like, I don't think there's meth in there.
I mean
Wait a joke you said that on their news
Guys they said that on the news though
Let me let me the video
and FDA unapproved fat dissolving substance without her consent. She claims
Peters, known online as clavicular, suggested the mixture contain methamphetamine
and that she appeared visibly disoriented on camera. Mendoza now 18 says
she was a minor at the time. The suit also alleges non-consensual sexual
encounters at Peters' family home in Cape Cod while Mendoza was
intoxicated. Beyond the physical allegations, Mendoza claims Peter's dangled the promise of a career.
One more month, chat.
67 month anniversary, I guess.
Um, is this weird though?
Like, 31.6.
Thank you much, Lauren, W.Bub.
You're welcome.
What?
No, they're saying like, Tmuch.com.
Exactly.
Tmuch.com.
It's a good show.
I'm not a referee.
Did you make sure to, um, this is going to be, yeah.
All right, so we're going to take two swabs.
Oh.
And we're just going to rub it.
You're going to rub it?
Mm-hmm.
Make sure it dissolves in there.
Yes.
Yo, this is a fat dissolver called Aquilux and you can easily put it on my head.
It is very interesting.
I mean the images are all my screen you like like you act like I have to be better and not spreading shit
But these guys don't do a good job at not spreading this information about themselves
And now I have to be even better than them. Oh, this is fucking brain. Damn it. This is Brandon
And I don't give a shit even if it was a skit then I would still be okay in comedy on it in anybody
I want because I was the honest
It's it's really misleading to believe that just a way get that what he is in court. Oh guys guys
We are um, we're suing excuse me because we're raising them and he fell for it there. Holy shit
They're like what a that's just so stupid fast fucking shame on you
You I've seen you around collab numerous fucking times like if he's such a weirdo
Why are you consensually hanging out with him on the regular for money?
Like just because you didn't get that money dude this bitch dude like I'm not even joking bro. It's sad
You know and this is a legend
Assuming that this is what I think it is to be a fake hit piece the first of money
Which it probably is because at the end of the day
She obviously is jealous by how crazy his career is taken off. It's just sad bro. It really is sad that like
Glad needs to just check who he's around right obviously people around him when he was going through a seizure
and then when he's going through his overdose and
when he's being choked out and now he's with girls.
Like some of these brands that are the asshole
turf at the Wazoo, right?
It's all synthetic.
So people will hang out like, oh, I'm going to get a career
if I hang out with a super asshole turf person over.
Buddy, buddy, if you're not, if you're not
asshole turf in your own shit, you're going nowhere.
Well, you're selling your likeness,
to Jenna, become something from Clankers.
You think that they ain't even the bots go,
Wait, hold on, I just posted a script of clowns.
Wait, this person, I'm not a fan.
But he's all clankers shit.
He's all fucking digit.
It's circuit boards.
You're talking to wires.
Buddy, you're braiding yourself to fucking silicone
chunks, like you're fucking brain dead.
Jesus Christ, there's not anybody these days.
Like, genuinely.
Ah!
It's your present!
You're welcome.
Is it his birthday?
Oh no!
This is this is too too big!
Happy birthday!
I remember when the doodle was...
It's your birthday!
You're welcome.
Um...anyway.
Yeah, so I don't know. I think the whole thing is odd.
I think it's really easy to not do any of this shit, you know what I mean?
Like, how hard is it to just not do this weirdo shit thing?
Like, is there a way...
um...
to do content that isn't like the most degenerate shit possible?
Like, you can.
Hahahaha!
Bruh.
You see you got that bro.
Bro, why?
I was being bogged!
That's gap, that's gap, that's gap.
Friends, non-white man here.
Yo, Vicky, thinking it's okay to say shit like that
because it's punching up.
Oh my gosh.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh no.
Respectfully, shut the fuck up.
I'm not going to talk about how, like, the fact that,
like, you can't be racist towards white people.
You just can't.
Because guess what?
White is in a race.
White is in a race.
So, you can suck my dick.
You don't want to go toe to toe with me on this shit, dude.
I'm too...
Also, you can't steal from a big corporate, because that's called micro-looting, like true.
All true.
All true.
All true.
All true woman. Thank you so much for joining us today for our
Demonstration is new DLSS technology
Currently DLSS 5 is off and we are going to be turning it on
Good one
Good one as you can see
This is a very good technology that is going to make everything better. It's going to look much better
We're very kids get gets get
chat
With your little word on my days they say
Gilesus and she isn't always good and it's in both cases. I try it often like I know why people have been on this new
Braindead wave of like
Look if you want to go from little wee-wee gang to big wee-wee gang
Listen up if you're a fat dude you need to lose some fucking weight for every 35 pounds you shed
You get one inch of dick. That's a good trade-off
Or check with your insurance company and see if they provide coverage for a dick transplant
And then break your dick at work. You'll get a new penis as work miss come
Or tie a string to your dick and tie the other end of the string to a vehicle and then hide.
Okay, what the fuck?
Jack, Jack, can you actually enlarge?
I don't know.
Really?
I've been trying to reduce.
Can you reduce this on a 1080p monitor with a 4090 LOL?
Oh.
Yeah, again, let me look at my reducer.
Five hundred.
U-S-S!
U-S-S!
U-S-S!
U-S-S!
U-S-S!
U-S-S!
You-U-S-S!
You-U-S-S!
U-S-S!
U-S-S!
U-S-S!
Yo, lost?
Lest is scaling again?
Yeah, now I know that we're just trolling at the wording.
Chat, now I know that we've gone to this decision where we're just making shit up of it.
Laws less of scaling it. What the fuck is that?
Stand jab I heard walking to the high side shot. Yeah, and then that's information right there
You know that she's willing to jump there and that's kind of where you go for the anti-air
This will be a great statement here. Okay. I like that. I like how they was ready. Oh, God. That was right away
I was frame one that's production. I like that. They have excuse me. Can I get a welcome to the general line work at Jp?
Yeah, and then that's information right there. You know that yeah, she's willing to jump there and that's kind of where you go for the anti-air
This will be a great statement here. Okay. I like that. I like how they was ready
That was godlike. That was right away. That was great one. That's production. I like that.
Oh, okay.
I don't. I genuinely don't. It makes no sense to me.
That isn't anything burger-chad. That's not what I'm trying to do. You're gonna shoot me and get it.
Wow. The world is healing you.
It's because she's insecure over her age. So she doesn't want to be next to you.
100 billion percent yes she doesn't want to stream next to a 19-year-old because any common and chat's gonna fucking destroy her fucking brain
She's done stuff on her own that I'm like that's so funny like we should stream together or whatever
I need to cut you off because I just saw someone in chat say that she's racist towards white men and
I'm so sorry
But respectfully shut up
Like somebody's being racist towards a white man the least oppressed
Fucking group of human beings on society. You can suck my dick. That's insane
She says white guys are inferior they are
That's not racism I hate to break it to you
True true shit shit. Um, yeah, I guess I think that's what he's got. I got clip in a key. Yes. He clearly inaccurate that
Jack I said the inaugural season
Um preseason MLG broadcast that were on another website. It was on MLG TV
Like I know everybody even a vast game, which they didn't
Because because it was on MLG TV MLG TV like hello
What the... Alright. Let's check it out.
And that's not the clickbait. Are you putting a wall there?
I'm hoping that's lined up. Oh no, it's not.
Are you putting a...
Any good clips? That's it. All these?
Not as long as...
Maybe the line, it nearly hits the... Guys, I don't give a shit.
Like, like, like, like, people can't even get up back.
Even, I got bothered, like, last week for, like,
a half a day or some shit.
No?
Like, Nick, I know it's you that's view-bottom
me, you piece of shit.
All right?
I know it's you.
I know it's you.
Small fucker, view-bottom my channel, say, you know what?
Let me do that.
So let me, let me, let me see if, let me see if, let me
the audience's reaction to the consistent 20k viewership bump. Let me see how people feel about
myth once they have a big number next to his name, bro. Am I getting signed to OTK?
Nick, I love you, man. I hope you're doing good, bro. I thought you wanted to be part of OTK,
you know like that oh what's going on how you doing might as well about the
hundred K 25 case child's play and you get any to put that number up to really
enter the big leagues the major leagues we saw this I know that as he is a
cool video on DLSS he limits tests it down to 76p link um i will look at your video maybe
what is that tune tone almost in the skim of the simsons oh i i like to do this i do this
Let's see if there's any music on it.
What is it?
Oh my god! Oh my god!
What was that?
Yeah, that was pretty bad actually
Why his t-shirts I'm gonna watch this fucking show
I think I read
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I still don't know what's in the end.
I'll never get it.
You should pick them up, yeah, like what the fuck does that mean?
I break my beer?
Yeah, I break my beer?
Yeah, that's what you do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
No, no, no, no.
Wrong wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Loper lever that would mean that would mean um, I break my beer my
Dragonfly my dragonfly my dragonfly
The balloon is that
Hey, let's listen to this
Oh, French for chicken flying yo so we're just gonna so she's gonna tell me wrong all right
the belule the belule
the belule
here's what he says
si blessé je pète mon bière ma louloul
yes yeah yeah chat we watched uh um this
You know what, you know what, the French version actually clears.
I
I know it like this is this is hard all right
Wait!
Wait!
What the fuck?
What?
What?
There it is.
Yeah
If you have a swing
I
Yeah, Jama Island Jama Island
background is going to show you have to watch this
wait that's not my intro
ok in front of us come completely different things
I
Got auto tune and shit
Oh, yeah, that's on.
Chad, what other show did we have in Friendshack?
Yeah, guys, yeah, people that watch, uh, uh, uh, Vrac TV or to the tuna.
Chad, what else do we have?
we had um Pokemon it's pretty good but I don't think that that was on TV very
rare you know we get this I think the day a morning
Yeah
Holy shit
Yeah, come on, that's what you showed us.
Yeah, I think if you compare double to main, this one's like an entertainer.
It's an entertainer, big, locked in, hard.
I
I let you shut up, watch it!
I let you shut up, watch it!
So you know what, this is just good IP protection
for anyone who makes Pokémon, however.
They did good at it, absolutely people that can do it
in the way that they approve of it.
That's just good IP control.
You gotta get some props. They cooked on all languages.
Alright, Pokémon, German intro.
I
Not bad!
Okay, why don't we always want the Portuguese?
Chat.
Why don't we always want the Portuguese versions?
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What the fuck?
What the?
Okay, then a different intro?
I feel like the ones that the side product end up being better I don't I don't like it that much
I like the Japanese and English lyrics.
Uh, one.
So the Japanese and the English ones seem to go hard.
Don't try to look so wise.
Don't look. Don't look.
Jack! Jack! I mean, Jack!
Oh, it's uh, um, I think it's ending two, and I think it's ending one, no?
Play that shit in Spanish.
Jack! Jack! Jack! I think that the bad English is good.
I
Okay, hold on, everyone wants me to watch this one now.
Hold on, there's really something I can check.
Hold on.
I don't know what that is, I'm not watching it.
I can't see my-
What? I know this one!
Chat, the Jenga ball you can have to learn is-
I think I've never had a bad experience walking a dragon bottom me. I was too young
No head
Yeah, but yeah. There's a bunch of cool ones in here. Okay, which one is the absolute
goat though? Check. Probably Attack on Titan's season one, season two. Yo. No, LT1 is hard.
when he goes down, is it down or is it? hold on hold on hold on
right here
right here
ok hold on
Oh, we're going to play it again next because we're going to have a lot of trust.
I feel like...
Oh, this one's good, isn't it?
Overrated.
Overrated.
The people love this show, they've propelled this one further up, but it's just not that
good.
This part is fucking harder, but a good OST enjoys being all good.
It's just not worth the build up.
Like, no, I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I can't take this!
I can't take this!
I can't take this!
I can't take this!
I can't take this!
I can't take this!
Welcome to Quiz 2.
That was behind us!
Check. I think this one is one of the ones that fits the visuals the best.
I think this one is actually well-organized like that.
Organized like that.
With the English too!
Yeah, that close was the intro.
No, no, I don't like it, I don't like it, and I watched Brotherhood and the Not Brotherhood
and I watched both and I think this is not as good as you think it is, okay, that's
I'm excited to do that one.
Hold on now.
This show falls off so hard.
I wish I just unreleased it at popular demand.
This is the first one this month that the chat is actually breaking and lagging because
there's too many people like that you talk about anime and that's it like bro this is
this is just for you watching the stream don't believe this is just an anime like
Everybody fucking straight locks in, you know what I mean?
Okay, this is the best intro of all anime, and I'm not even a discussioner.
I will not be having an argument with anybody.
That's the one!
Hold on one more minute!
Hold on.
High five.
And then, and then.
hold on
why they... well just so you uh
i appreciate that one now
but you have to give it a chance though
you have to give it a chance though
Um, their characters would be, well, I think they did so good with this anime that I think
the top five characters are just gonna be like in order of how they kind of orchestrated
them to be.
You know what I mean?
Like it's just a logical conclusion.
Oh my god, oh my god, who would like this?
I'm gonna fucking ban you.
I'm gonna fucking ban you.
I've watched 600 plus anime. This opening slaps link.
I think it's time to blow this thing. Get everything stuck together.
Okay, three, two, one, let's do it.
You know what?
Okay. I don't believe in the same category. I don't believe this is a great intro.
But in terms of the anime cinema, why is it?
I think it's going to hold itself back a little bit.
That's my thing on it.
I think it's very stylistic.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's going to all end up in a game in which you go decent trouble.
Compared to, I think, that are more of the scene of the show, stories of the show, whatever.
It's very focused on just being an intro.
I don't mind that, I'm just saying it's, I don't compare it.
Okay, that song is harder.
It's got a bad choice.
Oh
Yeah
Oh
Evangelion is weird and also hold on out hold on a planet also weird weird shows weird
You can hire she's in high cubos insane
Slash you to watch it. I'm listening really weird. I'm gonna say what is if you're a high school DXD fan
I think you're on a list you're on a list somewhere
I got what I wanted.
Listen man, like this.
Can you PLS stop talking?
You know nothing about anime.
You get upset with chat because they claim to know everything.
But you're the only person that has an opinion on everything.
Anyway, thanks for streaming Happy 98 Months' Ex-QCL.
I've watched more anime than you. I've watched more movies than you. I've watched more shows than you.
I know more- I know fucking film real. You know nothing.
I didn't watch this.
Don't like it.
Jack, you know what I like, Jack?
Sakura card source recent.
Like did that H-mail at all?
Um, oh it's card capturing, which, you know what, Jack, in French it's different.
I want to refund, I spent five dollars and you've given me a response to me.
Also I saw an AI video of you and Hassan doing it.
Well, look at the jungle excuse, Yale.
I think this is a good show, no?
No.
He didn't even get to open his mouth
Guys I was like fucking I was like I was like eight years old and I watch this like like I'm a lot of
I was eight years old and I'm not a watcher shit
Hey
Watching breaking bad in times just mean you no more film buddy
Yo, I'm entertaining you, I'm giving you some nostalgia, not all of them are funny, I can't
do jokes, I don't do jokes.
I usually read the chat, wait for a joke to copy it.
Yeah, you know what, you know, I read the chat and they're fucking obscure and made
three people watched and they go oh you don't know this anime huh I watched all
of this anime and then we want to watch it and say you're a larper you didn't
want even there in 1983 when they first made the drawings I was in the room when
they drew that first man the bitch like it's it's fucking annoying it you're
larper if you know and you're you're you're a new frog yeah like you know
I mean like fuck off
I don't know
Most of the anime in each year
This is the first time I've ever seen this kind of music.
What the what? That was shit, man.
This shit?
Fuck that!
I
Messed up on
E-Race them!
I wish I wasn't in English when it came out. I think they didn't even have anything else.
I could be wrong about this. I think it released in English first for me. Like am I wrong?
Because I remember I had only one option.
Yeah, yeah exactly it did right?
Yeah, bang. Yeah, I'm a bald noob. Bang. That's some heavy bald noob right there.
Umm...
Yo, I got to run to the bathroom real quick, can you pause?
What the fuck is that?
Yo, what the fuck are you linking me?
Jam, what about his line?
Okay, this is very cap-oriented buffer.
Yeah, true or false?
All right, check what what about a what about a death note are they are these any good
I forgot how hard they put those on it.
That is to the hard metal one.
That one is like a horrible hard metal one, I think it's an outro.
Oh it is, it is.
That's classic.
What a classic.
What was the excitement this time?
I
Think it overcooked this I think overcooked
I don't know why I know this.
Um, I don't know why I know this.
Oh, anyway.
Joe, Joe, Joe, what, Joe, Joe, what about an outro?
Joe, I, I know there's a good outro in, in, in, in Dead Metal.
There's, one of them is really good, no?
Okay, bang out.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
I
Bleach is shit
Oh, that's harder.
Jesus Christ.
How do they go so hard?
Holy!
They just get better!
This is gonna be good!
This is gonna be good!
Is this your promo? Did you make this?
You made that, didn't you?
Yeah, that's it. I'm sorry, that's just not...
That's better.
Banger! Banger! Banger, one thing!
They'll want a new-
One piece openings one and five.
The fact no one has mentioned some new ice-jump babies in Exhaustity.
It's just a cylinder.
When you start, there's a bigger DLC to the Soda Light.
I don't want to run amending for you, Link.
I didn't finish the attack at all.
I didn't finish the attack at all.
I think we're good there.
you can't
Bleach walling star and it sure no
The one is so lame
one punch manner?
yeah what I mean?
I couldn't get one
well then give me for free
I knew it wasn't any of that
Black Butler? Yeah, I didn't know.
I
Chat yeah, I love it. Oh, yeah
This question. I'm going to go to the next bit.
I'm going to go to the next bit.
Cool, man. Alright, next. I'm going to go next. I'm over it.
China China now we need to find the switch out where all the anime connoisseurs are linking the link that they've had it saved up for like that last 10 years
Wait for somebody to click it. Yes. Yes. That's that. Oh my god
My
Chat chat where's the series at now? Jack. Uh, uh, is it like a puff now or what?
Tampa yo, yo, I might just go low to you
Oh my God, I actually might go.
Five hours at least, I'm with it.
That was...
Trevor, they don't have one of one-and-a-half second here.
get enough play that and get a goal.
Can you believe it?
60 minutes, 60 minutes.
They missed.
Oh, they suck it.
Chad Lokey, Chad, that's a drink effect.
You feel me?
Chad, this is what he does.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, looks like that.
Yeah, looks like that.
Oh the reason I'm asking this question is because it's because Hassan you know you in the past have dated a sex worker
So when I like when I when I genuinely from the bottom of my heart say her vocation does not bother me
Right. Oh the reason I'm asking this question is because is because Hassan, you know you in the past have dated a sex worker
Okay, so what?
That's gap. No shot. What?
What?
Just stop. Just stop it. No. No. He was hoping for a teammate deflect to stop it, to stop.
He was hoping for a teammate deflect right here. He'll be like this guy would fucking
reach over and deflect it. Guys, guys. A big portion of hockey goals are scored
of the intentional deflects literally a big one. No, not night loving. Was it? Was it?
A big portion of goals are impromptu, half-planned teammate deflects. They are. He's hoping that
his rage is over, hope to stick out and deflect it in and hit the stage instead.
No shots. I don't believe it.
Maybe. Maybe. You know what? I'll say it, maybe.
Probably not.
This can create a dangerous situation, right, where like some people might like wait till
the other guy's high to like a loot their shit, no?
Look, oh, yo, you got a bunch of fat, yo, me too, let's get high or whatever, and then you wait,
and the other guy hits it first, it goes into fucking slump mode, then fucking loots
all the fucking shit off his pockets.
This wasn't eight years ago and I'm not going to clear it and this wasn't the AI excuse
me.
Down, down, seven years ago.
So I stepped on it.
It was accident.
What?
Well, 110 mobs on my birthday, he'd be glad.
Trying to do a clean it?
Huh?
I don't know what I had at the time
I think I just got a switch from the real you
what is it?
I don't know, it's what I had
what it's supposed to be?
it's what you got right?
in Crystal?
yes
so you mix them both?
wow, that's powerful
It's not like it's like it if I do like cheap speedball now
Y'all sitting up getting high together y'all know each other name
You said what's the baby gear oh
Nice to meet you
Youngster reaction question. What city you from modern
Jesus guys eyes what the
Jesus you from second right now in plastic girl
Sacramento, Placibus, what city are you from?
Washington.
Washington, God.
It's been 20 years.
You look here.
It's like nobody's seen you.
It's the color.
How many people come to San Francisco from different states that see this?
Yes.
How long have you been here?
It's been 20 years since February 24th.
February 24th?
What?
Why?
Why you come down?
What was your reason for coming to San Francisco?
Jesus, dude.
You?
Yeah.
Yeah
But we'll make the other side to stay in San Francisco you said in a minute ago
The ones cheaper the dope is cheaper here
Nice
Don't this cheaper here
Yeah, stay there stay safe
Buzzes
Right, I think you do all this effort to move and all that like these are like like severe these are
elaborate
What?
You understand?
These are pretty elaborate thoughts.
Oh, I'm going to move to a more economically stable zone that's safer and like, it's not
just that, oh, yeah, that's good, hi.
guess the game from a team
hey man you big dog, that needs a big dog boy look here
boy that needs you bad man
shit I need you back shit
it's powder around the year you're not gonna die of freezing
you're not gonna die of freezing
I ain't got no way you're going to get crazy
you see where I come up with that down me
I said let me go see pops
right down me
shit
you know
you don't do that for a big dog
let me go to sleep
man it's too late
man in the night man
Shit, man, it's gonna give me you off this shit and it ain't enough to goddamn lay.
This shit don't, this shit don't sleep.
This shit don't sleep, man. I'll hit you back.
Man, man, man, get off my paws, man. Get off my paws, man.
Here we go. You get that damn drop, man. Come on, I ain't talking to you, man.
Man, I'm in a bed, man.
Man, shit.
Hey.
Get out of the bed, man.
Don't come out and come to the bed for the sleep.
Man, wake the game up, big dog.
I need one.
I need one, big dog.
But he blames me.
Man, get off my phone, man.
He blames me.
Hey, man, god damn, man, god.
So he's every twirling, right?
I'm gonna show him what shit he's fucking gonna do.
See, he's gonna let out what shit he's fucking gonna do right now.
What the hell, man?
I wanted to see that.
What the fuck do you want me to do right now?
You're killing me, I ain't gonna let out, man.
Let me fill it up.
I'll be staying.
It's warm, it's hot.
Why are you chilling, man?
Get out of my town, ruffian!
Get the water out of here!
I just want to apologize to you because I was wrong.
And you know, I've been working all day.
I've been working for 12 hours all day.
You do this, you shake my hand.
Of course, that's all I've been wanting was to apologize to you.
That's it, that's all. I'm just trying to do my job, sir.
But you know what, sir, I was thinking about something.
Ow! Motherfucker, that's nigga Craig.
Do it! Come on! Hey!
You go on the fucking jail, man.
Yo, what? Hey, get the fuck off my problem.
Fuck down!
You going to fucking jail, man.
Yo, what?
I get the fuck off my problem.
Fuck down.
I hate your ass.
You know who would drive a two-fuck.
You think I got money in here?
I got motherfucking money in here.
You know what?
If you thought I was gonna forgive you,
I'm a specific friend of yours, motherfucker.
Yeah, you better not bring that knife over here.
Your ass is gonna die tonight.
Come on.
Come on motherfucker. Come find her. Come find her.
I don't think you got to go to the hospital.
He's a brickhead motherfucker, come on.
You and me, we got him back.
Hey, you know what?
I don't hate the big brother.
I told you I'd take medication.
Calm down, man.
Let me adjust you back, man.
I don't know what you want, man.
I just, I just lost him.
Ow!
Classic.
Music. First game.
Yakuza Zero in the bar with the liquor.
That would be...
...Skyrim.
Wait, that was his last time man.
This was his last time I was chill.
Oh, that's a metal game.
Perfect.
Okay, Jack, Jack, that, I won't watch what was last edition of the game, I don't know what I'm going to do.
Little bit of a planet, um...
Wait, that's hard. What is that?
Jack, oh, shh, Jack.
It could be buuuuuh, buuuuh.
I actually don't know this song.
I just don't, I don't even know, I've never heard it before.
Nobody, nobody ever came ahead of this song.
Nobody ever heard this song either.
It's sufferable. It's sufferable.
Oh, it's gonna be like three songs
No, I never heard it before
you
you
you
you
you
I mean, he's the most underrated artist of our time.
Excuse me, can you make a beat for you quick, I need my ears to be blessed, mix on the score you came out.
Searching for my body, I don't know who they'll find.
Check it out, this is not hard, man.
Everything from me, chew me up, and stick me out.
Look, this is all based on.
I hope Big Dog was a crowd.
We'll tell them to search my house, I bet they'll find you face down.
Yeah
Holy
Holy
I would have I'm done this music. I'm in the uh, uh seven sorry. Um, yeah x to slimy
Yo
Where how
Wait, where how
Yeah, how does it happen?
So how does that happen?
Northwest album pop out.
That's cool.
That's cool.
They invited me to that.
I looked at my email, I didn't get invited to that.
Well, I mean, I'm a fan.
Lego Sega Genesis.
Oh, wow.
I didn't have one of these.
I was a little bit too old.
It's pretty soon.
You know what I wish I did?
You could mod and brick the first sabbatical with the player with the player with your
friends.
So you can?
So you can, look at what I'm done doing.
Come on, come on, come on, everyone, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, everyone.
This is like a TikTok thing.
It is a TikTok thing. I plot it immediately.
Nice. Good job, Muppet Mac.
These videos are gonna do this for the wrong guys.
or if I was having a bad day, then they're gonna get hurt.
When a TikTok prank draws millions of views online,
a young influencer sets out to top it with an even bigger viral hit.
But after one stunt spirals into chaos and violence,
the attention it brings is not the kind he had in mind.
I mean, Daniel, was you the one that went to the count?
Tell me, police! Come to the front door! Nothing in your hands!
The following is based on official police records to date,
and some of the footage has never been seen before until now.
Please note that all persons charged with a crime are presumed innocent and
last and until proven guilty in a court of law.
On March 17th, 2025 police in Tempe, Arizona.
Yes, if this was again, because it was the last time, I need to do
wave of requests for uh uh freedom of information acts,
requests to get uh body cam footage and documents,
and then when they get them back they get them back in waves probably
and they edit all those videos and they all come out at the same time. Does that make sense?
A response to which a play after the manager Emma reported an unusual encounter at the restaurant.
I'm assuming you're Emma? Yeah, no it is because it's always...
I can show you videos. I had a text from her.
Condensity. Condensity. Always. It is a TikTok thing. I clocked it immediately.
And yeah, it was just like harassing and just getting in the face and stuff.
Your personal signs have been lacking, so I'm here to make sure you guys are saying
I can check.
Get out of my store.
You know, I'm gonna clean the house.
Go ahead and bring in the guys.
I don't know what's going on.
No.
Why'd you say juicy?
Is that the guy that met an F1?
Last year?
He's our mind worker.
He's still doing this shit?
He's our mind worker.
Oh my God, guys.
He's the best guy.
We have to let him get out of my store.
From mom?
I need a drink for you drink topster.
Hey, quick.
Nice.
Good job, mom.
Good night.
Hey, workers.
The group of fake workers all appear to be dressed in Chipotle branded hats and t-shirts.
Emma claims that business was disrupted by the group's behavior, some of which was captured
on video by an employee and a customer.
Double T, what we do, how do we, oh!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
What?
You're doing a big job saving my life.
I'm glad I'm here.
This is how I'm gonna die.
This is how I'm gonna die.
Like, oh, f**k, oh, God.
Yeah.
It was delicious.
He's here.
Stopped over here guys.
He said, hi.
Good job sir, I appreciate that.
We want to go back to the back, check everything.
No, back to the back.
Not on table, but you can see it.
Oh my God.
All right everyone, we quit.
You want incident documented or they're gone I mean they're gone so I guess it's fine
I don't I don't know if we need a document in or not to you however you want it I
mean there's not much to do by the time police arrived the video had already
begun circulating online and it didn't take long for Emma to locate the
source.
The TikTok account at Terra Cloud is owned by 24-year-old Heston James Cobb.
On both TikTok and Instagram, Heston gained a following by pranking employees at recognizable
stores.
So, next to me, black tar, H, image, oh, what the fuck, what, what, does it really hack your account, okay, what, okay, that didn't happen, what didn't happen, but you-
Include your target for Michaels, on Beepo, and Best Buy.
His Instagram reels alone have been collectively viewed over 700 million times.
I'm not sure if this is the exact kid, but I don't know if someone was doing this, I like little scissors.
Yeah, yeah, I think I've seen this guy's videos.
According to police records, no formal report was taken on this incident.
As it stood, no one was harmed or assaulted and nothing was damaged or taken from the restaurant.
Less than four months later, however, Tempe officers would once again hear the name
Heston James.
On July 2, 2025, Heston and his group appeared at a Jiffy Lube auto shop.
This time the fake workers donned blue jumpsuits, carried tools, and pretended to work
on cars as captured on both an employee's phone and the company's security cameras.
The reality is that the guy was trying to not to solicit her to press charges
of her, but actually you can't just say oh you could press this or that because that
that would be us soliciting right and they didn't they they didn't really have the knowledge of
what the charges could be so they don't do anything it's just kind of how that works like
But they could have charred him with something.
I got a bunch of guys.
According to police records, no one was assaulted, nothing was stolen or damaged, and if Heston
recorded anything, it wasn't published to his social media platforms, but he was far
from finished.
The next day Heston's group targeted three more auto shops, including one owned by a
man named Dave, who shares his fears that their actions will quickly lead to dangerous
consequences. Officers learned that those concerns became a reality during the
group's final prank of the day when they were dispatched to a pep boys after a
911 caller reported a strong arm robbery.
Seriously yes
Though they had no working cameras the managers account of what happened closely mirrors a video Heston posted to tit-tock
Showing the same prank unfolding at a different auto shop just like in the video the pet boys manager claims
They were a some angry boomer buddy. They're working on the client's cars and she that are worth like $1000, right?
If there's damage on the cars and they can't explain whatever
But this this will fall onto them like a bunch of guys are running in in
Mexico man that were $1000 that maybe they'll be get defensive and they'll go one dependent property like
Approached by two young men who said they were from corporate
I'm just gonna be bringing in all my guys because you guys have been doing a really slow job
I've been getting multiple complaints. I'm from corporate. I told you so
Well, I'm calling my guys and they're going to be working all these hours, they're not?
Get to call them.
Oh, get to call them?
All right, let's see.
They're over here.
I think these are them right here.
Come on, come on, come on, everyone, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, everyone,
get to work.
An employee of the pet boys described seeing the group pile out of the van much in the
same way.
It was a full-size like passenger van that holds like 15 people, and there was a ton of them coming out, it was like clown cars on after the other.
All of them were fire irons, tools of some sort, weapons, I don't know.
Okay, Jack, I gotta give a million ways to make this into something fun that actually works, and instead of causing damage, it actually helps.
What about some guy that's working on removing rubbish outside of the road?
Oh my god, yeah, yeah, we're pulling up and a bunch of guys get out and they help clean up the whole street.
Boom!
And then the guy's like, oh, what if I just happen, they could drive by clean up.
Like, that, the, how's that lame?
It's the same prank, you're gonna get a reaction out of one guy, and they're gonna be good, and they're gonna do something good.
It's not like they don't like it at all.
So I went through the bay, and I saw them built, nobody goes in.
They forced their way in.
They pushed the way through.
They touched, yes, and pushed.
They pushed, yeah.
They might not have been with hands here, they would have been with shoulders,
but I was moved out of the way so that they could gain access.
In the TED Talk recording, the faith employees can be seen carrying in tools,
which they use as they pretend to work on the car as under Heston's instruction.
Everyone take that tie-off take that tie-off
Wait, I got something
Everyone check the oil check the oil
Everyone take that
Get under there, get under there
Oh John
Yeah hold it, nice nice
I
The fight was named the boomers malls your old understanding said bro, how's that?
No, I don't think he's getting in nearly angry like that. This is a brain dead take like
But they're they have the tools and and they're they're treating the intention of
tampering with the people that aren't even their cars like
Like it's like it was your house and then on the radio saying, yeah, we're gonna break
into this place.
Yeah, yeah, bring the wrench, bring the wrench, yeah, bring the wrench, we're gonna buzz on
the front door.
Yeah, it's not, I mean, to me, when you're not, they'd be destroyed fucking players,
fuck, it was nothing.
Though the recorded incident ended in a clean getaway for the pranksters, the one
at Pet Boys took a very different turn.
The manager explains that when the fake employees began trying to work on customers'
He armed himself with a torque wrench and told them all to leave
According to the employee the windshield as well as both the driver and passenger side windows were shattered before the group escaped
After interviewing other employees officers learned that one of the pranksters took a tire iron that belonged to the store
store, and another shoved technician during a physical altercation. According to police
records one of the videos had amassed roughly 8.9 million views by mid-July, along with
448,000 likes and over 4,000 comments. The detective later spoke with Dave, the owner
of one of the targeted auto shops, who emphasized the impact the video seemed to have on the
employees.
The tire store that he hit, the one that actually got posted, that's the big grand tire there on
Southern and Mill. You need to go and talk to that kid. He has people driving by his location
and heckling him as he's trying to work it out the last week. He was the one that actually in
the video reached down and jumped the kid out from underneath the car because the engine was
just sitting there balanced on a two-by-four because the transmission was out of the car
and he didn't want that kid getting crushed. Oh Jesus. They're crawling in the car and stuff
and everybody begins to ride back. I mean that makes him sound like what? Also he didn't yank
on the, either he offered him his hand and then he pulled him up like what? I think that kid's gonna
think it was funny at that point that he killed his friend. Probably not. One week later on July 23,
2025, police prepare to arrest 24-year-old Heston James at his home and execute a search warrant.
They had food delivered about 10 minutes ago, so they had people at home.
Tampa Police Department, we have a search warrant. You need to come to the front door with nothing in your hands.
There's something? Yes. Hey guys, you know you're inside. We have a search warrant for the residents.
You have to come to the front door. Well, I think the door's open. We're closing inside.
I couldn't do all kinds of stuff moving inside.
It's the police department. We have a search warrant.
Yeah, open the door and I'll show it to you.
We don't get to negotiate.
Oh my God, oh my God.
I have it here.
Bro, why don't you just post a video online at like, what, like the White House or whatever
and they explain how this works.
Bro, that's not how that works.
Open the door and I'll show it to you.
You can put a break in.
What's that?
It's for the house.
I have a search warrant for the house.
It's signed by a judge at the Superior Court.
You got to come outside
You need to come outside it doesn't matter who we're looking for we have a one for the house
Come outside. No shorty. Okay. I know what you're ready
But you have any back step watch and go from your cover
So we have a first one for the house right now you're under arrest, okay?
or write your under arrest for a few different things.
Disorderly conduct, smithing for trespassing,
criminal impersonation of burglary.
What's the, why are you searching the house though?
Is that to...
Let me show you the search warrant,
but it shows up to the case.
What evidence of...
So it's the pranks that you've been doing,
like all over the auto shops,
and the Chipotle and stuff.
I'm not saying anything to the lawyer president.
That's fine, but I'll show you the search warrant,
but we do have a warrant for the house
to grab some things out of there.
I'll show you the warrant. What we're looking for is on that one. Okay.
Eston states that he lives with two other roommates,
but he isn't sure if either of them are currently home.
Officers cautiously clear the house one room at a time.
Clear our cats in here. Yeah. Do you want to, you want to pop it?
You know,
I'll never turn out.
Gun out.
Go now, probably these are closed doors.
You never know the scope, you never know the scope of the set of an
operation.
What if this was the same thing, but they have a massive ring full of teams that do this shit,
and they have their arms to protect their shit, and you don't know.
You know, like they have to abide by protocol, and that's what they do.
There's TV on there.
Okay, there's TV on there.
Hey, is that the police?
That'd be police.
If you're in here, you need to come out with your hands up.
Oh.
Hey, put your hands on top of your head.
Face away from me.
Sorry.
Face away.
Yep.
Yeah, hands.
Cluster cares.
What is happening?
You got that.
So we have a search warrant for the house.
We've been out here making announcements for a while.
Did you not hear us?
No.
I've worked on this here.
I was just chilling out his place.
Okay.
Go ahead and get in a second to think.
Uh, G?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's just begin in a second to think.
Uh, Jake?
Is Jake here right now?
No.
Okay.
The man who identifies himself as Forrest explains he's been playing video games while wearing
headphones which is why he didn't hear the announcements.
He confirms that Jake and Heston's other roommate are out, leaving the house now empty.
During the search officers find Meta AI glasses likely used to record the pranks, as well
as uniforms bearing the logos of multiple businesses.
See, as I just said it, you know, I got it as soon as I said the old walk-walk,
Yeah, so the fuck you're putting in shit?
Jesus!
You're getting crazy! You're getting crazy!
Yo, yo.
There's no outcome where I don't succeed. It's not a matter of when...
These items police uncover what...
January 2, 2011. Go out and record daily fixes. Yes, I mean same.
I'll post other videos, I'll think of videos ideas and go do them.
It was a point year of my life.
Appears to be Heston's journal, detailing his...
goals and plans. Two months before the Chipotle incident he writes,
I have no other choice but to make this work by any means possible.
I will give my family the best life due to my hard work.
I cannot afford to miss a single day. This is my year.
With Heston facing multiple charges, Dave questioned whether or not there
would also be consequences for those who helped him.
All the 20 people that were a part of it, they all need to be charged with
Trust passing and he'll miss you which is a little bit more difficult because obviously they're not you would have to identify
That's the hard part
You buy babies guys. I'm like and I'm almost bothering them. I will just take it
Yeah, but that's worse though. Why?
Well, you know, even though he's right. It's also worse though
He in me he's fine people and he's fucking paying them to be part of his of his
In this case, I mean unlawful content. I mean, you know, they move G
I don't know why all of them are bad.
Now is that an excuse not to do it?
It's an excuse to do it instead.
To go and pursue that.
According to court documents, 24 year old Heston James Cobb was indicted on three counts of felony burglary in the third degree,
three counts of felony criminal impersonation, two counts of criminal trespass in the second degree,
and five counts of disorderly conduct.
He entered a plea of not guilty.
Wait, is that inside?
I don't know why all of them look like that.
What?
Stingelani criminal impersonation, two counts of criminal trespass in the second degree, and five counts of disorderly conduct.
The interduply of not guilty, and the case is still ongoing.
At this time it is unknown if any of the other participants are being investigated or will face charges.
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answer to chat like newer new kind of creators they said that like they don't
know like like like all the plausible that I believe but they know the limits
and what they can and can't what they should or should not do and genuinely
yeah I'm gonna pass you in there but at this point that wanted into his career
should know better and also finding ways to re-curve the energy and making
good things is not that hard it's not that hard like people that do like
Public news and content sometimes they have re-curb their career or they still find success
Without doing some weird-ass shit like if they can do that
I just I mean, yeah, it's not like a lost cause
Did you see the game, I didn't like the end of it, it was crazy man, what's up?
Yeah, we should have grinded our way up.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Who is this?
I don't know, he's good.
I don't know.
I don't know, you walked into me hard as hell.
No, you're in the way.
I'm not.
Oh, you're in the way, break down, we'll do it.
Nah, this is big enough for the button.
What's up?
Let's get it done.
Huh?
What are we doing right now?
Huh?
It's a little region.
What's up?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
like bro, this is scary.
Like even if this thing ended up being like this,
it could have went sideways, you know what I mean?
So what do you mean?
For you.
What?
Come on, please, bro.
Please what?
You good?
I got more to lose than you, what?
I got more to lose.
You can try to tell me all you want.
Listen, I've got more to lose
I'm not gonna let you be close. I'm not gonna let you be close
It's weird like he's fitting with his hands and shit like it's just scary. I mean like
Come on, you're not going to touch me.
You're not going to touch me.
No, watch out.
Also, if you're sniping, like, buddy, buddy, you know there's a stream.
You go towards the cameras and you say, hey, you get mad at the cameras at point A.
Buddy, you're just going to put in a spotlight in the one place in the city,
a two by two meter square in the entire city,
and you go into that square and you go, dude, dude, the cameras.
What the fuck are we doing?
What's up?
What's up, bro? You just get on walking. What's good?
Get on walking.
Can you walk me?
What's up?
I have a 200 word essay due tomorrow and I haven't even started yet.
It is worth 5,000% of my pay, and I am very nervous now.
Move, bro!
subscribe until next time
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Just go home!
Come on!
200 words, there's nothing bro, you got that shit.
Shit, but why though? I don't get it.
But...
Guys, but why don't we be nice, man?
Everybody should be nice.
Be nice?
How about you make a content
that is good for the streamer?
Maybe bring them a refreshment.
a refreshment, maybe a gatorade or something like that.
You know what I mean?
Like, uh...
Come on, we're good.
We go home.
Maybe give them a joke or something like that.
We got it, Stroll.
Let's go home.
That'd be nice.
Let's go home, let's go.
Right, come on.
Let's go home.
Let's go home.
I'm going to hold.
I'm going to hold.
I'm going to hold.
I'm going to hold.
Hey, can you take this?
Yeah, knife and the brass knuckle, that we said it?
All right, just go, just go.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Um, where?
Yugi has his phone or not?
It is weird, it is weird.
Like, let's roll, roll, roll.
This makes everybody doing IRL like killing like this very more unsafe like it just like I don't get it
I cannot hate this shit. I I didn't mean watching it in action as you matter like
Well, be fucking nice be nice
No! Six and a half to go!
Bang! Three! No!
Rebound Orlando! They get it right there!
Plus, can rebound...
Yo?
Yo, yo, is that my fix?
No. You're low. What's up?
Wait, if it's low, that's fine. Hold on. Is it doing the thing?
Oh, but it's so low up in here, you know. You're maxed out.
Okay. But watch this. Yo, yo.
Yeah? Yo, let's not do that now.
Is it fixed?
I did I installed a driver
Um, I didn't I'd never install the driver for that. So I think that was it. That's actually better
This is it's like it's like I would say 80% the way it used to be
Yeah, and what's weird is you sound better in my ears now, too
Like I think I just needed the driver like no, that's just me. I woke up in a good mood and I did that some speech therapy
Some aroma I
Made myself plump for the stream you feel me the view streamer
W. Okay. Um, all right, I installed the game. You ready to play? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Um, maybe we actually do look kind of plump today. Really? Yeah, you kind of play. It was called
All the ambo with your friends. Yeah, it's on sale for half price already. Yep
I bought it I've been bought it
Um, I will log you. Oh, yeah, I couldn't logable today true on the on the moggle
Oh mogging was amazing. That was I mean, I'm more handsome today. No
Like I thought I was clump
You look clump. You know what I said
You got when I say cover your forehead with your hair that doesn't mean your your forehead's big
But I think the system thinks you you're you're balding
So you have to put your hair over your forehead. That's all I was saying
All right, yeah, what's like all I forgot
Oh my goal
Hold on.
I would mark that. I don't have a webcam still.
Unless I can do it on my phone.
Cover the camera when you have a shift score.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
Me?
Oh, it resets it?
So Lock-in, this is for ranks. You know that, right?
It's the Finger Exploits.
Wait, why is my lighting bad today?
Hey, you're looking plump. You're good.
Hold on.
That's the camera.
Bro, what is this guy doing?
Is that good?
Yeah, he did good!
Oh my god!
The guy's through!
He's through!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just mugged.
Okay, hold on.
I'll show you how to do it in my day.
I'll bring you some breakfast.
What is happening?
Get your mark or what?
No way.
What the heck?
So go ahead.
Come on, dude.
Oh, oh, oh.
No way.
Holy shit what you're rolling bro.
Step on it! Bang!
No way!
I mean, Mog Live is what it is man.
Hey, hey, hey, keep trying, keep trying.
Do you do something new with your eyebrow?
It's flickering and your points are going up.
You're mogging.
Hold on, hold on. I'm on a Mogathon.
It's hard to find people with your ELO.
Oh, okay. That makes sense, yeah.
So I'm gonna hide right.
Um...
Yo?
Did we break it?
Uh...
I like there's anyone else to mark up hold up
no excuse me oh my god excuse me I love you man
you know anything weird I will I promise how's your day been
very good I'm really good I you know I follow you man you're the goat thank
you man fuck yeah you're the best overwatch player of all time true
Wait, hold on, thank you.
Now, I'll take that.
I watched all of the streams.
You're the go, bro.
Thank you, man. See ya, man.
Go, bro.
See ya, bro.
See ya, bro.
See ya, man.
I bugged this actor guy.
I bugged the actor guy.
Yo, I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
Yo, I'm on a streak.
Hold on.
GGs.
That's just unlucky.
GG's. That's just unlucky. Yeah, it's a chat light.
Fuck. It's not gonna work, buddy.
Holy shit, no
He said it's not good
I mean I'm on you Loki. I'm on you Loki. You got lucky besides bug. Yeah, like it's like bug
Enjoy. You know, lucky. Enjoy. You know, hey, you're set lucky bro. Yeah, you know what you're lucky. You got lucky
And he got lucky just
But that guy was confident of shit
fuck
oh no
alright everybody be on
fuck
excuse me
fried this shit
what is that
what is that
what is that
but you're still my team
excuse me
no way
no way
no you're moving bro
How did you love me?
Bang! I'm on you!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang!
I'm doing it!
No!
Alright.
Chai, look down, look up.
Look up.
You just gave him free skits
You're throwing you're
No, I'm not fucking here.
Oh, I'm first.
No.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
What do you want to say?
I'm him.
I'm more white.
Plump?
I thought it's how it finishes.
That's the average.
I'm not forming yield, you know?
Yeah, you are.
Something happened.
You changed your layer.
You got plump.
I plumped up.
What do I look down?
Yes, stay looking up.
No, it's actually you.
It's actually you.
Say yes.
No, no holy shit, shaggy pd
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Yo, it's excuse me. It's excuse me. It's excuse you
Yo, wait wait wait wait wait if you're real wait if you're real. Oh
My gosh, no, no, you gotta be cabin real now rematch rematch. Please please
Bro, I can't I can't argue I can't argue
We're going to stop man, we're going to stop. You know what?
I got you.
And they won't even matter how you look. You know what I mean?
Holy.
Oh my God.
Well, that's a little nice. That's some real shit.
You just mugged the shit out of him.
Yep.
Yeah, that's unlucky bro. You're up against a chat light.
He's through, he looked away, he's through, walk in.
Mog.
Two years and I finally found you.
Mog, Mog, Mog, Mog.
I'll give you Mogs.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
No!
Holy!
Now you mugged him, bro!
That's why I do!
That's why I do!
it was that ex you see your ex you see bro dog bro what the hell bro from dot
to dot from dot to dot holy shit y'all a job and maybe I read soon
fuck xqc nigga
fuck you don't shit moge
fuck xqc nigga
fuck xqc nigga
fuck you a bitch ass leon man
fuck xqc nigga
you love me shit moge
fuck me buster
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it out of you
fuck out of you bitch
You nigga you bitch
fuck you niggas
not bad
That's why I'm in the jungle, you're a full fight.
I've only done one round, and it was against a guy and I lost.
Lock it.
Nah.
Did he lose?
He lost?
What?
What?
What?
Oh my god, that was awesome.
What happened?
Don't be afraid to lose against the king, I mean, I'm the log champion!
It is, I mean, it is, but you shouldn't feel bad about yourself when you're losing against
the king.
You know what I mean?
It's not a match up you're ever going to win.
She closed the app and went to TikTok, bro.
Stop staring like that holly you a retard.
Who the heck are you guys? That's so fake.
That's not X.
Alright bro.
Are you actually? No way.
I am.
I am.
Lock in.
Nice jawline.
Hmm
Shoot
No
Sorry Christian, sorry
This might it was very low
Unmenged what you're bro. You've been like actually climbing the elos in there. Yeah
We're climbing
We're climbing
Maybe yesterday put you in like a lower elo
Why is this norms?
Oh shit my guy, how you doing?
How's kept Quebec, Florida?
Don't stop walking on
Excuse you excuse you my guy love you bro. What's on there?
some boys
And and bang not bad. Don't not bad. Don't you do you man. Love you
Wait you've been going as guest I guess my rating it says sub three
Season one. Yeah, why why did put the flower dying next to it? What am I still the one?
That season one I think
It's up right
Whatever I don't care. I don't care like the banner
All right, I think I think my shit don't
You're standing still like you're about to take a picture in squid games
Um, uh, true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
Jack, I did some, some people said they just spun at eight points, you know, every time. Like, like, they're gaining the system.
Anybody play? Do you want to play with me? Do you want to play with me? Sure. Absolutely. Absolutely.
that would be fun let me see if omis around
why I was not you ever try this the model of the model you ever try that
before no I haven't kind of a webcam but I they said I could do it on my phone
Oh, Omi's here. Wanna play a game?
Let me close the game. Wait, it closed it.
Okay, Omi's joining. I'm going to make a call.
Here we go. Dude!
I don't get it. What happens when you win?
I
Dude are you fucking good ass
But there
What is this look I can't I can't I bro, but I don't I don't I'm not I'm not good
No, we can use them to the fucking launches.
I gotta first try.
Got it.
Wait, join the other call with Omi?
Yo.
Yo.
Yo, what up Omi?
Yo, I'm out of the game right now.
heard that it's downloaded that I'm so excited have you done me a mug mug me go
what's it all muggle muggle yeah yeah I suggested it is motherfucker I don't want
to do it though I'm too ashamed of myself yeah but yeah but I mean you're
trying to find out why you see how much we scored up to Florida it's only one
just like some games just try to log I can't even look at myself in the mirror
You think I want to you want other people to know like how ugly I am
I'm like like I all right queue up close your eyes when I go you know when I go in the bathroom
I kind of lights out so I can't see myself
But I know yes, I'm belong this fuck
Because I don't have any friends
We aren't real
Right in your head X wake up
Guys
Opening my game
I joined your game okay I'm looking at the game I think it's like one of those
like friends love quarter game but with the gamble oh I'm like can we get you
know we get to play please yo yeah sure all right okay I'm writing him right
now ask him the new game on this quarter well talking game I guess why
I get checked why I get checked why I get the chance.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm ready to gamble.
I'm ready to gamble.
Me too.
It says we need to make a $200 a day.
How are we gonna do that?
Uh, gamble.
Okay, I'm getting one.
I have a little bit of money.
This is all I make and I want to gamble at all.
My paycheck is $500.
And then the final dollars is my mom's credit card.
Oh, how is he into Lobby?
I'm gonna unfriend you, I'm like, I'm the best.
You don't?
Oh look, I found you.
How, how are you into the Lobbies?
How do I drop it?
Well, how are you into, how are you into the Lobbies?
Vinnie?
Vinnie? No!
No!
Okay.
I feel bad. You said it first. That was just weird though.
I'm over here now. Can you please try our Elcroft again, it was
Let's play it.
We can't play though. Look how buggy it is.
Like.
Like, let's go.
That's a bantamini.
Oh, there's items here, look!
Hello?
Hey yo, yo, oh me look look look
Okay, I'm done. I'm gonna stop doing it. Oh
It's gonna
Please
Okay, so where's the roulette then?
Oh, you can sell your eye, your mouth, your body here.
Been there, done that.
Selling my body.
Do not need that.
Guys, guys, let me go to the casino.
Oh, there's a parkour.
You see?
Hold on, guys.
Did it go?
Should I try again?
Yeah.
Are you good?
Yo.
RAAAHHH!
Uh, what, guys, get up, guys, let's move dabble, move dabble!
Yeah.
Am I missing my whole body?
No, you're dead.
3.0, I think it's a Brazil.
You can sell your body over here for money if you wanna just...
...pry up a little bit higher.
Not yet.
I don't wanna get broke.
I, I, I, I, how about we go first, should I hold up on this game?
Like, like, actually.
Oh, the casino!
There's no, there's no needing to be, because we are de-gamblers.
Time to Q to five.
Oh, get it.
I don't think he's for us.
Lobby.
Right here.
Oh, Lobby.
This is Lobby. This is Lobby. I mean, hello?
There we go.
Okay, let's first is it said it our challenge is to win 120
180 and I put that on
Ready
Okay, then I put 180 on black.
Hey, we haven't seen anything.
Don't do that, don't do that.
Be careful, be careful.
Bang, bang, bang!
We'll be fucked this shit.
So I think my challenge, my challenge is complete.
I make some money.
We have the same.
Let's see.
Okay.
We gotta make another 20 bucks.
Another 20 bucks.
Now watch this.
Wait, can I pick a number?
Can I pick a number?
it I put out I pick 21 I love it hold on hold on hold on
go look what early numbers early numbers early numbers early numbers
what was that we didn't get it I said we go again one more yeah we're good make it all
I
Said I said when it look yeah, I'm saying to all the way that that's not all I'm either that there's money back
Well, I know that's a window XQC allow a how do we not get paid wait no no wait no above there
Boom boom
So we're just money back though, maybe we should get off this. This is the way guys guys are you guys?
You guys will also bet it's a team block. It's a team box. It's a team pop
Yeah, I didn't touch it. I'm scared. You wait. What's he fucking rich? Fuck my shit
What that was the number I clicked. What are you talking? Are you fucking? Oh my god? Oh my god?
I'm acting on his guy is visual
Oh
There's lots right here
Okay
Okay, everyone just get on the stop we born
I've seen these symbols before my tripping
Just kind of just a new business
It's the bell. Yeah, it's the anchors. Yeah, it's the anchors. Yeah
Wait, how's that a lion what?
How is it that alive in here?
Nice.
Why?
What?
Okay you need all of this.
I bet you all of this like Max went.
I'll start clicking over here.
I've just got a bunch of clicks going here.
35 bucks.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
$35.
Isn't that shit?
This won't give me a cigarette.
I'm going to get over here.
Bang! Bang!
I'm not.
Man, can I get a jack-o'-coke and a box of camel crushes for him?
Yes, you give me one too.
Yes, you give me one too.
Well, please, yes.
Camel crushes for him as well.
What's happening?
I'm in, bitch.
Happening!
I'm in, bitch!
Brother, I'm doing nothing!
Wait, 1 point by negative?
You will not win.
You will lose.
Remember this.
Oh my god!
Yes!
No way!
Okay, okay, okay.
What a clutch attendant.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What a clutch retina what a fucking clutch retina oh wait you want to be on
Eli in after y'all lost yeah he looks weird now is that a bet then oh my god
guys guys oh please let me in please please
guys yeah we gotta go home man we gotta go home we have to make dollars
for the day we did the day over they closed the casino
Stop right there, as I'm saying.
Alright.
Okay, X lost all our money.
Alright, cool.
Brother, you hijacked my bed and you bugged it.
Bro, I put one singular number, the number hits. Like, how are you yelling at me?
That might be cap. Alright, everybody, we're good in here.
Um...
What is this wait, did we not make enough money?
Guys what if what if the shovels are here first to work like you never want to pick up some stuff and they'll get past the money
Oh, okay.
So maybe we have to pick up some stuff.
So we have five minutes to make money?
I think it's, you know, I mean, this game is trolling.
I mean, hey.
Yo, what do you have? Come on.
It's all I thought I was just testing the game.
I was testing the machines to see if they're fair enough.
Now I know what they were, how to do with the winner.
Trust me.
I feel like we should sell our body first to get a little bit more money now.
If you go in here and you just shred your head off of your toes, you'll get some money for it.
I had, what about challenges though?
I had a type, welcome to Jungle's shipwreck.
How did I put that on?
I
Get items before we go in that we get to select like roguelike
Oh my god, it's like the game
I
Think you can reroll right here look, but I just spent two tickets. No accident. Where's my hoodie?
Spin for a chance
For each of body parts you talk now. Oh, we should get this one and all in the angel reel spin fortune or jiva your lost money
Yeah, when we all in on black or something, but how do we how do we take this out when
you put in the car?
No, no, you put it in that you put it in the thingy and then you buy it.
Yeah.
You know.
it was three tickets we got it. Okay, I'm gonna buy some food real quick, that's cool.
Bet at least one way and profit. Oh, I said there's a lot of them. Come on, have a
din. Is it cool if I get a truck apart? Fuck you, come in. No. Okay. Get out, get
for it look at what we got I love this song
okay the best the best that we could put on is the horse the horse you can get
up to 600 I think what if we go to what's lobby to dope I don't know
holy fucking shit oh my god I've seen this before I've seen this before it's
no margins though it's bad that's terrible terrible yeah we go blackjack though
blackjack
hey we still got a little left thing as well by the way
oh it's one of them okay it's them GGs
thanks man we got it we got it we let it go home though but we let's get the
ticket money but what if we win again what if we go again we win again
Oh my god, my jacket! Oh my god, my jacket! Oh my god, my jacket!
Wait!
What are these numbers?
No, no, that's so scam! Why do I only mean double? It's double and a half, motherfuck-
It's 2.5X on a fucking blackjack, bitch! Get the back, get the back! Everybody get the back!
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay. Oh no, no, let's not go home. No, we just need to do the auto-matter, remember?
Do I hit him in the head? Yes or no?
No, not yet, not yet. Let's just prepare. Come here, everybody in.
That's 120. You choose. I'll tap in 180 and you choose. Black? Okay. You do it. Okay.
I had the bat. Hold on. Wait. Okay. We're doing 180 then let me select a couple. I would say.
No, I put it. No, no, no, no. Oh my god. You maniac. We did 180 but I thought we were all in it.
The on black though not on a number is all in oh, I thought that okay, I see what you're saying
I thought we could that work. Sorry. We need this. We actually need this
Okay, but guys is there no way we get more tickets though I
Have a weird feeling
Because we said the bird right after you fit the on green. I just have this weird feeling. I'm sorry
Just one time
But remember you left it all on a black belt. Sorry. No, no, we're good money back. We're gonna pop it still. No, we're good. Oh
There's a way I'm like
But I did leave it my bad. That's good. Wait, I clicked clear though
Did that not give us money? It said it doesn't say that you won money
No, I think I keep it down. It was your bet. It was your bet. Oh
Yeah, it was your it was your bet
So what are the payouts at on this like it's fine. Let's just get out
What's here though? You think we should just leave some profit. Oh, come on. Yeah, just a little bit. Okay. There's a six on here
Okay, so six seven that mean
That means I'm gonna put six dollars
guys guys guys guys guys guys I
I
Oh no, this is bad.
I hit it again, I hit it again!
Oh guys, this is really bad.
Dude, I keep winning, man!
What am I doing?
Yeah, winning.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
I got 75 bucks.
Oh my god, I still got 25 bucks.
No! No!
Okay, let's play that, let's play that.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
You matched one by the way, you matched one by the way.
Oh!
Hey, click again and I'll hit you.
Okay, I'm gonna spin it.
Hit me.
Man, boom.
It worked.
What? It worked.
Do it again.
I'm gonna play that, I'm gonna play that.
I'm gonna play that.
I'm gonna play that.
It's working!
Good shit, y'all.
Guys, the machine got stuck.
The money is in the fucking machine!
It'll be there tomorrow, no?
I had it back right now profit
No, that was a good day. We can get tonight would you do that was your upstairs steak lobsters for sure. Yep
and
A good one I was I was losing a lot, but then it came up
Guys now we have a lot tickets though. We can buy some stuff
go let's spend it let's send some money
yeah they're going to like more bucks we're chillin
um okay what do you want here then
why are there so many bats
wait capture if you report someone winning you get more money on the camera
what is that hoodie at
I don't get it, I don't have it.
my tickets went down early when I was looking out though wait you are still
You missed the count to re-execute the L.
Oh!
Hold right there, old people.
Huh?
Cross-court.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, I really didn't buy it.
Oh, my...
Oh, shit!
Oh, me!
Now, hold up.
See, I had to hit at least, though.
Let's go!
Guys, watch this shot.
Watch this shot.
Come on, come on.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Ooh, hold up.
You guys are gonna ask if it's okay.
You try it.
You try it.
You try it.
You try it.
You try it.
You try it.
You try it.
You try it.
You try it.
You try it.
You try it.
Same jump shot is real life. Same jump shot is real life.
That's you, that's you. Now brick it.
Oh, yeah. Yep. Shanghai Chargers are calling. Let's go.
Wait, you want to buy us anything over here? There's a camera.
And the camera lets you capture a winning player to win extra profit.
Excuse? I'll keep that increase.
Oh, what if we do increase next month better? And then redemption.
Oh, we'll do that on roulette, now or?
Yeah, we all in mega, and then we do the angel for a video.
Heard that.
Would someone call on the phone?
It's our lunch shark.
I kinda like one of my items well though.
I have the angel thing here.
It's like SpongeBob in here.
Here, here, angel.
No, but where do our items go?
Oh! They go to the guy with the hair!
Oh yeah, sure.
You're like, gonna buy a hotdog? We're out.
Sure.
Get 7 on your first roll on Street Craps.
Nope. I think we re-roll that, re-roll that.
Re-roll that, re-roll that.
Oh, perfect. This aligns perfectly.
Play the single bet for 580. Yeah, go.
Perfect.
So, you buy a hotdog?
that you can't actually buy it, I was just role playing.
Oh, okay.
Well, I was like, oh my God, we'll just do it all our money.
And then you would stare at it like, I didn't do anything.
Okay, then we'll just do that.
Just run the joke for the people
that get tuned to the stream on the next day.
Maybe a few people will laugh, come on.
Okay, I got this.
Man, these freaking chocolate bars are delicious.
Yo, we're having all our money.
I bought a bunch of chocolate bars.
No.
Everybody like the limousine.
That's not how the joke goes.
The joke goes like, oh, I don't know.
Oh, did you rate the jokes?
Oh, you rate the jokes, okay.
Siri wrote that, okay, gotcha.
All right, Senator, we get our items from this guy.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, holy fucking shit.
Wait, let me see box.
Should I open it now?
Sure.
Can we fucking go?
What's that?
Triple or loser last win, holy fucking shit.
Wait, triple?
What if we do taser max bet and if it hits,
we go red, if it doesn't hit, we go white.
Yep, yep.
Oh my God.
Go, go.
We need a max win now.
Okay.
Blackjack, Blackjack max win.
Blackjack will hit for sure.
we also have an angel of 690 max better.
Wait, what we do is we can angel if it loses on the max win, the second max win too.
Oh, max it.
Really? Yes. Yes. Come on.
Not bad. It's not very good, but not very bad. Just stand it and leave it.
It is what it is walking.
Yes, yes, yes.
Bang!
Not triple it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, triple it or lose though,
or lose though.
No, but yeah, but I mean,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
just do it, just do a thousand dollar bet
and now we have a plan
and then if it doesn't work,
then we're still in profit and we're good.
You know what?
Just triple it, triple it, triple it,
triple it, triple it.
Yeah, I like triple it.
You do it, you do it, you do it.
Come here, you do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
It won't let me do it.
It won't let me do it.
You have to do it, bro.
Okay, I'm scared.
Guys, hold on.
Hold on.
What are the odds, though?
Maybe we have an angel in case it fails.
Oh my god 2.8 wait, I love the triple. Oh no, it's plus 2.8 right?
Yes plus 2.8 on top of a 1.4 and we have $6,000. That's not how math works, but it's okay.
It's just like these guys are like covering around us. Wait, hold on. Yeah, buddy, buddy, buddy. Yeah, we're rich. What about it?
Fuck that. Yeah, we get it. We got money. What we just lost
120 max bet now
Yeah, yeah, that was the safety thing
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck away from me and stop watching.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
back again Jack watch train around the city stop watching my shit
oh come on guys why did all my profit that I've won is gone
yeah we're like losing all my money right now hold on
my spin here
I keep fucking losing!
The fuck look at me!
It comes the money!
How are you winning?
Oh my god.
Oh, this one is so proud of me.
All I do is lose!
Oh, yeah!
I
Stop
This machine is better.
When- Get the fuck up!
Alright, give me the bag, give me the bag, give me the bag, I'm actually fucking annoyed.
These guys are get the fuck out
But there where's the bastard like I'm getting crowded really badly
What the fuck are you doing man, I thought he was still on this whether we just lost a fucking me because of that
90 months.
Boing boing pepega boing boing pepega boing boing pepega
Okay cool.
Well not only my life, not only my life it's a bug, it's a bug, it's a bug.
Skip it, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip,
skip, skip, skip!
Oh my god!
Shit!
Skip!
You guys look ready?
Yeah, that's a good day.
Come on.
You guys look ready?
Yeah, it's a good day.
Good morning to you.
Oh, it's bugged.
Look, we got a refund on my last stint, but it's still counted.
See it?
That's literally a bugger.
Capture, I wouldn't play.
Wait, what?
Capture, I wouldn't play there.
What do we capture?
What the fuck? Why'd you- why'd you be rolling?
I did not. Let's see.
Increased power of each item? Stakeholder?
Hmm.
Wait, that would be good, right? Stakeholder with, like, a mouse-
Oh, yeah, but what's a winning player though?
Whoever like winning the thing get a stakeholder as well, I think with that and so we get boosted
Let's go
Oh, he must be happy that's Eddie Colin when I'm black jet with a hand a bit of it less than 15
Oh easy easy easy. We go like 12 on 5, 3 on 5 on the solution, alright, go.
Wait, we're doing 1.5 thousand?
Where's the mean?
We can do that.
We can do that.
Oh yeah, see you later.
He's been waiting to go.
Like, the quotas should still be the same, even though we want more money.
I don't think it makes sense, it's gonna suit it.
Wait, there's a slot machine outside the slot.
That's an ATM
No, no, no, no, no
Wait, what about our yesterday's items we lose items after a day. Yeah, I think yeah, I wasn't worried about that
I didn't know so we lost the angel so we have to use the use everything
Taser in the book needs to be used at the same time
Taser and book
So I should do Blackjack all in again or what?
Blackjack yeah, but it's 8-1 like four times in a row so do a low bet first just to get out of the way you think
Sure
Like what like very low like 500 low yeah
that is perfect, that is perfect for like a jelly
what?
yeah, call it though
and then now we all in, all in trust
no
nice
wait
we got money back
plus 2k, wait, wait, wait, the map isn't checking on me
oh yeah, cause it was double
uh
no, we're gonna lose again here
I need to lead this game.
We lose here.
It's obvious.
Now I don't know anymore.
Now I'm confused.
Guys, listen, I'm going to stand because we need to do the...
Oh no, we completed the challenge.
Hit that motherfucker. Hit it.
Hit it with that...
That's what I do. That's what I do.
We could have made so much with Teaser, though.
Okay.
fuck oh my god is that is that ramen ramen hot dog sushi oh oh my god money
I don't get it so how do you sell winning players a duck what's a winning
player don't understand it someone who wins the game like you just won those
blackjack games or your friends okay I'm a little bit of a yes we guys we're
going to get yes we have two minutes okay the new stakeholder over here what's
that buzz it it in create it makes you it makes the items do more so now the
taser will do more no it only did it for one oh okay you want to make on
We don't this or what yes, yeah on red. I'm telling the whole thing
Everything on red and then film it
And I'll be in the back like this when we get the win. It'll be three thousand
Max
Red shirt. Yes
You know what up guys
What's your honest reaction to that sir brother we have two minutes to make to make 4,000 we have to go again, right?
Again again
Please please please please yes. Yes. Yes those ever yet. We say make
No, no, I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I think it's impossible. I think we can make money someone else
Maybe we just slot it down for a hundred
Blackjack, 500 is it, blackjack, 500 is it
We don't have much time
Ten, ten, nice
Come on, come on, come on
Wait, wait, wait
Oh yeah
And how much did you give, how much did you give for that?
A thousand dollars?
Yeah, because we used the thing that increases the power of it too
easy no no we have to bet more go
not do this at home you will lose you will lose you will
what I meant what I meant oh go go go
Oh my god, oh my god, brother, I'm not getting my house at your racing those fucking
That was in Super 4k. Oh, the picture after I capture it. I have to throw the camera and
break it oh okay so we're super good let's go back it
whether that makes flicks save that that's insane think about it
wait what was the card after I don't know it made him bust if it's not works
Oh, and look no one else got to play, I'm kidding, all right, walk in.
Well, I mean, yo, yeah, true, okay, but wait, that's insane, 7000?
Okay, that's busted it we need to find some some combo with items
Yeah, we need stakeholder again rolls that time guys. I think we need that as a security measure
Devil real already put it in
Yes increase profit amount
Increase profit while drunk roll back time and up them
That's 25 tickets, but that that about rollback time was
expensive
All right
Here comes addy. All right, but now it were says he says it
That bet all of 23. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's easy. Well, we will bust that
I think rollback time is good. Um, well there's rollback time. I can roll back where you did in that time
Well, I got this we'll look at this three way
Guys we're back in the game
What do you do go done for the portable all in and in resetter I
Did that I did random I was gonna do by the way drinks whoever's gonna do it. We go
They also needs to use the book
Wait, that's for two for two
Oh
Sing uh, 17 months, Jesus. I'm gonna drink I'm gonna drink this
And take that take that increase your profit amount is it no I'm seeing what I'm a single all the devil's real for you
So you can use it after you win
Oh
Don't go back triple it come on
well make it to the movie oh my god I didn't I did not do that nice guys we
only need a thousand more we only need a thousand more five some of the
decision is to be something you're responsible to me it's possible
responsible so is that 5.4 thousand dollar blackjack can't that's your
responsible as fuck no no no somebody else do it somebody else do it somebody
I'm not doing it. No, no, wait. Yeah, so that's where
Oh my stand-off stand-off
Well, that's okay. Hey, but I don't know. I used to stand. I know you just said listen to you. Wait was that fucking
Yes
They instead
We're in a very we're in a very bad spot
nice
Hey there, bro
We can make it back watch this we can make it back we can make it back
But put all 900 on second 12 trust me on second 12
I've been here before, I've been in this position.
Oh my god!
Hey, we're good.
Now lock in, lock in.
Blackjack again?
Yeah, 3.6k on Blackjack.
3.6k on Blackjack.
All in?
Yeah, all in, all in, all in.
We're gonna make it, we're gonna make it.
Stand!
Oh my god.
Okay, okay.
now five case five time blackjack in case we lose in case we lose
what the f*** is it?
wait what is that blue button?
what is that blue button? I don't know what that means
No, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad.
Yup, yup.
We just lost 4k somewhere.
Wait, we're not...
BOOM!
Oh my god, we're down!
I threw it all on black!
Throw it all on the blackjack, motherfucker!
Stand, bro, stand, we're dead.
Oh my god!
One minute!
One minute for 3000!
One minute for 3000!
Boom this well, all right Martin Gale Martin Gale 2.2k 2.2. Yeah, okay
Clear it clear it for how much how much how much?
200 200 200
100 no, no, it's not enough. We don't have enough time
What doesn't sorry see stop I'm sorry, bro
I need to get away from that machine for real. Don't let me go next to that machine.
Now double it, double it. Yeah, double it. Hurry, bro. We don't have time for this shit.
No, you didn't bet it. You fucking idiot.
Okay, perfect.
Come here, come here. I'm on it.
Oh my God. Stop, stop, stop.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
No way! You're cool!
Stop! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Well, I'm just gonna do one more.
Why? Why?!
Don't lose it, don't lose it bro!
Oh no, yeah, yeah, we can afford it, we can afford it.
Yes!
All right.
It's fine, we can't show up.
How...
Butter?
Our balance is at $38.
That's how we do it, baby.
Do not look at my balance.
I am sorry. I had a really bad fucking day
Like I got actually twisted by the way. Like it was the real twist. That's a real life. What's happening to me?
That was weird. I got another dude. That was pretty crazy
That was weird it does not show the lines here, right
If we can skip if you want I click skip I I think we should skip
That's not a bad thing. You only lost $5,000.
62 months for the junglers.
Fuck.
How much is the next Kodo going to be?
37,000.
Okay then this game is about ticket economy then. This game is all about ticket economy.
Money is irrelevant. Money is useless.
That's all about these items you get here.
A gun?
Who'd use this?
All nearby loss?
Okay.
Guys.
I got a question mark on my body.
Guys, listen.
Listen, guys, get in here.
We get a game.
We can all play nearby.
I put the statue and everybody just spans all in.
Oh, okay.
Why are- why are pundits are increased?
No, we don't need you, we don't need you.
No, we should.
Oh, 100% way that's- this is Max-Wing, no?
Yes, yes, it's like that, yes, like that.
How long is it last for though?
I don't know, probably really short.
I mean, what's the best games that you could like, speedrun?
Guys, I think that we don't do the- the book is too expensive.
I think we keep- we keep tickets. We only- you do- we only do this.
I like this, I like this one.
No, come on, get out.
Maybe you slot or blockjack?
It's also not taking up a lot of method blackjack blackjack for sure
Like that just takes a while to run through maybe it's a really low
That's a little 40 a little bit of time on it
Give it up, bro. Oh
Well that numbers what numbers and we span both of oh
So every single number will have money on it, right?
So we never lose well
Well, wait. Wait. Wait. You're right. Right? Yeah, just throw a thousand on every number.
Oh my god, Plinko. Oh, 24x max, man. Fuck you. Fuck you.
you
would fucking play this shit
try at least once though now
damage
don't do that, don't do this
what's this?
oh it's battle
I like that it keeps like it, okay I'm gonna put every number
how much money on each number though
We can do 500 on each number.
No, we can't afford that.
No, we don't have that much money, bro.
Well, no, well, I think it's not worth it.
300 on each.
Can we just put all of it on second 12 and then if it loses it, we just hold it?
But yeah, but it's slow.
How long is it?
It's slow.
Okay, so yeah, just put 300 on everything.
both tables so that we can do it at the same time well I don't know if it'll
if I don't know if this is like a good enough retail I don't know if I yeah
it's here we've been over I don't know make sure put on green don't stand in
the middle that's crazy
I guess I'm scared I'm scared just do it let's just try with this I'm gonna
hold it while you while you're back no no no no it has the active you that
Okay, so as soon as you click play, I hold it, right?
We're going to sign it, where you run from one to the other.
Yeah, exactly. So let me set this one up, too.
That was cool.
Ready? Ready? Activate.
Go go
Now just a good
It broke it broke it broke
Here's what we're gonna do you to put three thousand on third well three thousand on third 12
wait there's a crash right here come on we can put 8000 on crash let it go to 4x
oh my god okay boom
you you do it I'm not gonna have a responsibility no we have to make it
let's just do five thousand right and we'll play it
I know you wouldn't agree to do fucker. I know you would agree with a loss. I know it
I know you you would have went oh yeah I bet four extra but no I can get a six x even
yeah
oh my god
I had another bad day.
I know what to do, I know what to do, I know what to do.
Oh shit, there's no time.
Um, guys, the night is never really ch-
You motherfucker you wanna go run?
Fuckin move all around? Fuckin play kill you motherfucker!
Where's the money bitch? Where's the money bitch?
Where's the money bitch? Where's the money bitch?
Sorry. Bitch. Please, please, please. Where's the money?
Please put me down for real. I'm sorry.
Where's the money? I'm sorry.
Not his ass. Put it on the play kill. I put it on the play kill.
Where's our money bitch?
Buddy! Buddy, you know her, and I'm sorry.
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over guys.
Can I at least get a ride home?
Home! Home! What's home?
Ooh.
It's the way they glitch out of this, I'm sure.
Good man.
That lost item is shit for that it's so shit yeah like I wish it would tell you the timer like we just actually
profit items are good lost inventions are bad that's what I think it was a bad
strap the 300s were bad sure what we have done just done blackjack I mean what
are you yelling at me for I mean we gonna talk about this I mean guys it's
because of the fucking all-in on the reluctant bonus, okay?
What?
Click E.
E.
Just gimme.
Yeah, I don't even want to live after I lost like a little in here, mate.
I think it's that punk over there's what I'm talking about.
Can you slam punk out?
I
Look no, no, I tell you
Yeah, see I was doing $1,000. I think that's like hoping for super case speedrun and they use no tickets
Keep tickets with a game
Unless unless unless
Unless...
Ah!
Sorry.
Spend it all for a single free all in.
Unless...
Oh, there's a cool jungle gym over here.
Why don't we go to the casino and we can just have fun outside?
No.
Okay, go on the way.
Hello.
Yeah, one's going to go.
I don't think we can save items, can we?
Wait, train would be so fucking amazing.
I bought some new drip.
Oh, not bad.
I see the game now that he's playing.
Online, imagine train though.
Hold on, hold on, I'm sick.
Okay, so over here.
All right, lock in.
Fuck, I'm sick.
I'm sick.
I lost everything.
I'm all set to move.
So, are the we retrieve items here or not?
No, we don't have anything.
No, I bought some stuff.
No, we should save it later.
Okay.
Chad, do we save it?
Nothing we can't.
Alright, let's save it.
Nope.
Do I look good?
It's pretty nice.
Wait, yeah.
Craps, there's craps here?
Oh! Speaking of craps, I will be right back.
Why?
Huh?
That's so easy here today, boys.
That's crazy, I like that.
Got it!
We got a ruler, we got a ruler.
We got a lot. We got a lot.
I think we can go on that. We can go on that.
Yeah, we can. But do you want to get a little bit more?
So basically, it's craps, but you're betting on the liner.
You're betting on the liner. I'll have it in.
Betting on the outside.
Fuck, shit.
Yeah, let's go.
I'm only down 50.
Or can I at least go positive today?
Oh, man, you can't save it.
All right.
Man, at least go positive.
Oh, man, you can't save it.
Oh, yeah
All the items
What did you buy?
It's gonna be good. Oh, wow
Book book book book book book. Oh, I thought you didn't give anything. I
Got a spend it. Oh
Oh
Yeah, what I have is a um, no, this is what I have no I have a tube though. I got it from the free. Oh
All in all in all the same as well though
Whatever's the biggest
Jack I mean
I think it's crabs
Wait the same blackjack
Oh God
What wait fucking shit what that's not allowed that's not allowed
And let me try
Inserting it wait guys, you know what that changes the game that make that makes crap the best game
Cuz you roll first if you get a bad roll a roll. That's too low. You just hit the dice. I
Think I think that makes scraps the bet a positive game
I
Think this makes a positive
Positive if you game
Yeah, well, we both had a chip that allowed it so we get a free all-in. This is positive that EP
Well, I don't know what you're talking about
Yo, I don't literally I think if you can rewoll your first dice
If this game is actually a positive
you're predicted to win more money than
the lose, alright.
That's strong.
Am I right about this or not?
This guy said you're thinking too much.
Okay, okay, okay, let me give you a guac prompt then.
If you can play Craps, right?
And you are locked in on your first roll, right?
To the show Craps.
If you can change the outcome of the first dice
before the second dice roll,
is it a positive game?
Positive, oh, is that just the same as Blackjack?
No, no.
It's positive, it's positive, it's positive, I'm telling you.
And then I'm talking about, I know what I'm talking about.
So you're saying it has better odds than a backer right?
No, no, it has better odds than an in the house.
Okay.
Um...
Wait a minute, Omi, did you spend our tickets on freaking clothes?
Yeah, long time ago, nobody noticed it was like games ago.
Oh, good.
How much money was the camera?
Oh, no.
Yeah, I think we should use the only camera.
Only camera.
He's got eyes on my neck.
He's got eyes on my neck.
Come on.
Me up.
Me up.
Show me.
It kind of looks like they hit.
It's kind of hard though.
He's got tickets on this, by the way.
It's a dull color, man.
Come on, bro.
I'm snatching.
I'm snatching.
I'm snatching.
No, I'm actually barking.
Barking.
Barking down.
bet on y'all and the winner duck race i go every end
motherfucker
Get over here.
You guys go for the Gambit scene with Furries. It's just weird.
Really, really, really, really.
Very odd.
Get some also, boys.
Are you panting? Let me show you're panting.
That was rude. I was just out of breath, bro.
Like that was a... you took that G4.
500 bucks on Yarl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, we're in bad stuff.
Wait, close!
I can see from it. Blue's money, blue's money.
Red.
Yellow.
Red.
I knew it.
Call on blue.
Guys, guys, we're out of money.
We're not blue, we're not blue.
What about the camera?
Who's the camera?
Who's the camera?
Who's the camera?
We're not out of...
Aw, buddy.
Look at me with the camera.
And album.
Oh, me said blue is due.
Alright, we should just get out of here.
Yep.
Okay, what's the reason?
Um, yeah, I was right. Positive 10 is 12% db. Like I was actually correct.
Wait
why is he here?
no
he's not
oh he's sick
oh yeah he's sick
he's always sick
Risky move.
Lesson 15.
It's not risky.
Yep.
Don't buy anything. Don't buy shit.
We don't need items. We don't need items.
Yes, a roll now. He sold his body.
Can you sell my head?
I won't be able to hear me anymore, though.
Hello, ex-Gambagrette.
Rock and roll! It's a Monday!
Welcome to the jungle
Well, here's now to somewhere
Can you just carry me no no no, I know I don't need any
I
Loose it we're losing tickets
No, you dumbass you put my mouth back you put my body back my body
Wait, oh, yeah, you did a read it just refunded it you can get it back
So we get rid of his eyeballs?
She can't see now.
I can't see out of her eye.
Now or else.
Then you can give her back.
I haven't finished yet.
It's where I've to go.
You know what.
Fuck you.
Wait.
It's gonna be a lot more fun though.
Hold on.
Go.
Come on.
Ooh.
Come on.
This guy was fucked up, bro. No!
Hold on, no.
What do you mean, no?
Where is he?
Oh, the-
No, he can't even-
No!
Susprey, he's bringing my-
He's bringing my round.
Oh, thank you.
Susprey, the round.
Okay.
Um, how about a game of, um...
this
put them on the table for good luck
see?
then you pick this up
and then you
wait
oh, we're coached
yomi, don't touch the freaking
dice, bro
wait, what?
Oh, he's in the way wait
Wait
Yeah, we can almost hear you.
I'm gonna have to go jump, jump, jump, jump, come on.
Oh, look at this.
I'm gonna shoot him from here.
Ready?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Ready?
Oh.
Flip the wall.
Oh, wait.
You gotta hit it with a jump.
You gotta hit it with one of these.
Oh, that's bad, actually.
Oh, hold on.
We need to do the better thing.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, hold on. We need to do the budget thing.
Budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget thing.
I'll throw them over there. I'll throw them over there.
Here.
We're selling your eyes next.
Wait, it has to be less.
It has to be less.
We're fucked. We're fucked.
Just lock in here, please, God.
Man, we're done. We're done. We're done. Go.
Quota complete. Task complete. We're done. Too easy. That's what I do.
Can you click the button, please?
Yeah. Wait, it ends.
Yeah, I hope we can do it.
That's actually good.
Wait, only can you get this bat that's under here?
that we haven't been able to get
Thank you, and can you hit this guy?
Ow!
Thank you
Yeah, I deserve that, I deserve that, I deserve that
Now, stop on me!
I can't stand for this, bro
That's not bad at all, guys
And my eyeball please and please I'm missing nine
I did we all need wait there was no one that at all that 20 tickets for
I'll go back
Noooo!
Noooo!
We don't need it, we don't need it, come on, come on, come on friendo.
Okay.
It gets...
Oh yeah, it's easy.
Um, we can't get the singing.
No, it's not.
No, we don't care.
Don't do it.
Don't...
Don't want an eye.
It's just a singular eye.
Yeah, if we all get rid of an eye, it's actually worth it.
brother it's probably though look at it let's chill that's fine but guys normally
you would do this but when you want to make a buy an item that's gonna give you
more tickets it's a zero it's a zero something that made sense to me and I
I already put my eye back.
No.
Fine.
Guys, how do you win this game, man?
What's the total total of...
If a company just gets super late game.
This probably just goes on almost forever.
Because of the body parts.
Like, oh, you lose body parts.
That's not good.
Wait.
Because I'm waiting for you.
Alright, you hunt down.
Because I'm waiting!
You don't know...
Is it?
Fuck yeah.
This shit is not looking good, man.
It's like a gun over here.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, holy fuck.
I gotta max win.
Yeah, it's gonna give us a lot of tickets, right?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
This is the...
Wow, that's three full lines.
Get the fuck out!
What he really did though he listened that was just me yeah, I mean dude he's bugging my machine
You're trying to see if you dropped a quarter
No, he's out. Yeah, I mean yeah, he's back with it, right? Fucking thief.
If you drop it, that means he's lose.
Oh, that's good! Wait, it's that little?
Okay, I'm even trying to go home.
I like that.
That doesn't give a good old me.
See, no, that's the gambling policy.
He was just trying to break even that whole time,
which means he could have lost it all,
if you really think about it.
Get off out of his way, dumbass. Get out of his way.
Bro, you're doing two-dollar bets.
Like, are you good?
What? I clicked all! I clicked all!
Now how many- hey, be nice! How many things do I get for 3x? Surely a lot, right?
Um...
What?
I wonder if it's still 3x though like can we go cut my eyeball now we get 3x that now
Oh, so that thing you said doesn't work them. Yeah, it does divide the item
Come on go over here
40 tickets
Get the ticket to unprofit it guys we can fucking go crazy with that
Oh Taser for sure. Taser is just an...
That's gotten us out of some crazy shit at Taser.
Um...
Not really. If you...
If they just only get it, if you have a lost prevention.
Then maybe we roll this, low kitty.
How much is the reward?
Two.
and insurance and then just use those together because it's a lot it's a lot
it's a lot it's I think it's I think we should always get the mystery box I'm
not gonna lie it's so cheap and I feel like it's always been worth it let me
check it stewie need because I'll literally I don't care I will lose my
head yeah I'll be you can turn me into a no I'll be a holy holy holy
Whoa, 1.9k total? One back? It's pretty crazy.
Chas, what's Chas though? Like a wall dot gun this game?
XQCL, you've motivated me to gamble my savings.
And...
Nice!
That's really good.
Okay.
So wait, you should just do a big bet then.
So like crafts or blockjack, right?
Guys, guys, any wins at all,
you get, you get, you get tickets here.
So I'll just, just, just go big sender.
Okay, I'm leaving the devil next day if you get something.
Hand on your 50.
Well.
1.2
No, go for it
I don't think it's worth it
I think it is honestly
I am up
Yeah, got it
Should we stop, should we stop?
Guys, guys, no, no
Guys, bonus draw
Gives chance to earn tickets on the win
So we should do lowest money, right?
Oh, challenge
1.9k advance
1.9k
I don't think that's worth it
It's not getting tickets at all!
I'm mad, I keep like mad spinning over here by the way, I'm 10 bucks.
No.
It's 10% guys.
Stop everybody stop everybody stop everybody stop everybody stop everybody I'm gonna go I'm
gonna go.
Okay, we have two minutes left.
There's nothing we can do here.
The juice out.
Right?
Like we have two minutes can't we just get more tips?
The challenge I need but guys, guys.
At that point I would be pure lucker. We're right on pure luck at that point. I think today. We just send it
We made a mistake. It's okay. We end the day
Like that shit
I'm gonna hit it. That shit bitch. I go for it. Yeah. Yeah
That's a stand-up. Stand-up for sure
Anyway
Well, we got the complete of the challenge
So either use wind one timer so do it again.
Yep, yep, double it, you have to double that.
No, 10 on 10 is that not a-
Double a B.
No, that's-
I mean we can't as well, right?
Cause we're just lose anyways.
No, no, no, no.
Okay then just hit it.
Boo, boring guy over here, boo.
Not good.
Bye.
Oh, everybody out.
That's dumb. I wish the rule would double in it, and it goes even. You should still get the money of you winning the double.
Wait. What?
I don't care. I'm gonna change the rules. I don't give a shit.
Well, push is pushing.
Yeah, I might get the rules changed.
Look at all. You do win. It's just that you bet more so you get the money. Like...
Yeah, I'll get it changed.
and look at me oh yeah what wait I'm down all because the last bet that
doesn't count yeah I get all the glory really bitch okay sending tickets I
think we need to keep saving the bonus tickets for going over but no we know
this already but we didn't have good any good answers go over quarter though
but we didn't equip ourselves with like good items to make money okay for y'all
let me get it
no, I don't need that
for each body part
wait, this is good, right?
QWO
Ok, so this is it
for each body part, it shoots off
oh, fuck it, shoot!
SHOOT ME!
I don't give a fuck!
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
you pick that up and you shoot
OK, so QWO and it's next winner
and then stop it
can I spend 3 dollars?
can I spend 3 dollars?
I think we do a wave of mega all in.
Where we go way over quota with these items.
If we do this, shoot me with the gun.
And we roll, and we roll.
Oh!
Go, we're all there, we're all there, let's go, come on.
We need this, we need this.
Oh, Edward?
Hi, Lo.
Okay, I mean, I kinda hate betting on that, but...
Go.
Okay, guys, we are going for a date.
We need, like, a hundred thousand here.
I'm not kidding. We need a hundred thousand.
Okay.
I feel like we're only gonna be able to do something like that on, like, uh, blackjack or slots.
Just watch, just watch. Watch the ends that we got.
Oh
Holy shit game hold on wait for hold
Gigi's
Energy
Yeah, you can use that now look
This max max method. Let's see what we got on the max one. Oh
One is not bad. That's not bad at all. Yeah, and I could drop the coin in it
you should also drink can you drink yeah I should drink you should drink okay so let
me drink or whoever's gonna do it I'm gonna you do it you do it you do it and I and then
put the gun in the other one put the gun in the other one, go ahead.
Oh, where bro?
I'm down.
Here, here.
Send it.
Do you like it? Do you like it?
At 3K. Quickly.
3K, you're still drunk.
Hit it.
okay
oh no no no no no no
that was my bad
you're drunk remember
send it
nice
oh
what what what
I don't
didn't give me this
I mean
triple it yeah triple it triple it
and of them
please baby
nice
holy fucking shit we're good
No, no, no, we guys make money make money today. Yeah, we can be making profits gets tickets. They're just going to slot and spam
What I love is I use that no I
Love my stupid. Oh, no, no, no, no, that's nice
My role oh
This is just the 50-50 higher lower here. I'm fucking stupid shit. Wait, what do you know?
What you know
We're gonna go my own table
Anyway
Yeah, my friends ditch me
I'm just shitting myself
sometimes sometimes you are just nothing you know by yourself
hello hello hello where where bomber class one are you oh no just put 99%
chance in them call all in then we'll be good yeah and then just go all in
I just spend this.
I'm going to do another side.
No, that sounds terrible.
No.
No.
Total factor.
Stop.
Stop.
Bum.
Die.
So up.
Okay.
Bum!
Now I'm so up!
Bum!
Bum!
Bum!
Bum!
Bum!
Bum!
Bum!
Bum!
Bum!
go go go go go go go one more
yes
now guys i'm cooking no
that's bad bro
this is bad
no
nice
brother i cooked hard
chance finish oh my god but I just went fucking straight row six dots are
stupid are you fucking brain dead I'm up like what do you are you know oh yeah
good there's no there's no need to argue who the fuck did this shit
I wasn't me by the way on high-level I just put it at 70% and I won every single
back by the way. Me too. Same, actually. Actually, we're so broken.
Yeah, that was over, that was over, that was over. Yo, what would be the multiply of four dots here?
Uh, I don't know. The two out of three was only a five X.
I can't get away. Did I not just get my win?
No, it reset the bet if it didn't catch up to.
Now, how much money does that give us?
Fifteen kill over going should be a lot. No.
Now, that was like five.
It's a quota.
For this game is.
Not to mention inside feelings.
I haven't felt years.
That's it.
It's 2x total amount, but it's not 2x a quarter, the margin between the daily that we have
and then the edge of the window that we need to get.
Oh, we should do this with real money.
Ooh, now you're talking.
Okay, I think we do like another all in it rolls back time. I think it's time
It's been all of it. Oh, I'm down. Do we get a random that too? Yeah, get the random random. Hold on
Random's always get anything. I guess I was like it's worth it. We only get like six dollar
No, I'm not gonna shoot you dumbass. Bad. Open the mounts. We're poor. It's over. That
was so dumb. I don't know why we did all this. I don't know why we did all this. Nope.
Nope, what are you removing?
Just take my eye.
No, no, no!
We're going bro, look, you can't even notice I got a sunglasses on there.
I got a sunglasses on.
I lost my eye too.
Six for real!
I don't even need this eye at all.
We don't, go get your eye back, we don't need it.
We don't need it.
No, no, no, no, no, absolutely no
Like say you're not in your say you're not in your situation right now and like brother no amount of money zero
I don't give a shit
I would give it
But the everything you're gonna do that you think you're gonna enjoy it
You're gonna feel your eye and feel like it's it's it's like you're gonna you're gonna feel it
And it'll chunk your enjoyment to the point where you would have more enjoyment if you just didn't do it at all
It's just a dumb
I'm gonna not take the money, and then I'm gonna end up going blind when I'm fucking 50 anyway
So what so what?
You know what I'm saying like am I just gonna do it and my family has my own shit
So dumb so dumb okay
Okay guys the time machine will be in the middle if you make a great mistake you come back and you pick it up
I'm gonna drink some some
Maybe I drinks
Guys, I drank spam the fucking mother sir right here. I just kind of annoying though. Holy shit
I don't think it's working. I don't think it's working. I don't think it's working.
I was thinking at all, I should have...
OH NO! IT'S FARTING!
Okay, I think we're good we're good, we're good we're good, we're good we're good!
We're good we're good, we're good, we're good!
We're not good, we're not good, keep going!
Oh
We got
Oh
Six steps.
OK. Move.
Move. Fucking kill em!
Move!
OK. All me stoned 15k.
Wait, what's happening? Where are all these sacks?
Get down, get down, get down.
Hey, what?
It looks like nothing good over here.
he's going up, he's going up
he can't he's backed out
bad runner
he's next
more
what happens only once
come on
where's the 24-hatch man?
time machine here right?
nah, I mean you could
I can't do it! I can't do it right now!
No, stop!
You gotta do it!
Wait, why did it remember so much money?
Wait...
It's here.
I made it all black.
But then we have more time now!
Then we have more time!
We have more time now!
We have more time!
We have more time!
We have more time!
We have more time!
We have more time!
Yeah, but that doesn't make sense at all.
In a 60 seconds, I'll get it this time.
Okay, I can't get it back.
What?!
I'm getting the bat.
Fuck!
Game out!
I'm getting the bat.
I'm gonna get out.
I'm gonna get out.
Guys, let me go to Keto.
Let me go to Keto.
Let me go to Keto.
Let me go to Keto, quickly.
Yeah, I'm slow.
Bat!
Bat!
Kill this guy!
No, no, I want the money go quick
I
Was done, okay
Wait, oh, it's probably lobby
Yeah, you're fucking dead I imagine I
Nice. That was a kill.
Holy shit. Oh my god!
Wow.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Alright, how much do we get for this?
I mean guys, this should be, uh, it should be a buttload of tokens.
Can I buy my iPad?
Yep.
Let's check out how much it's worth, though.
Oh.
It's not that much, but...
Guys, that's a loss.
Wait, that's a loss.
We spent like 25 tickets on that
Yeah, I know that I mean money is all we need that oh my god our quarters no
Like I said earlier money is irrelevant in this game
Okay, hold on. Did you just make it way harder now guys
draw on tickets and we spam the fuck at it
do it again oh decrease those amount of
way now that they don't make higher wins and lower losses I think that would be crazy
yeah we just spent the whole time in my case go go I'm gonna yeah oh there's a
uh try it i'm gonna get afforded
yeah uh we can't afford it so i'm serious let's go jessie jessie wait jessie i'll take my eye
you get yours we'll try jay you're losing both eyes no i have my one back here go go go
one book one book
guys guys guys
guys guys guys
wait
no
you're my body back you're my body back
you're my body back
This is money money back money back at
Hi X can I get welcome to this young body back now?
More more you in this
Go we go go
Wait, chess piece?
I brought it in here.
I'll bring another one too.
Here.
Go!
Yeah, you don't have a mouth right now.
He should not be able to eat you.
Oh, I'm a bad son of a...
get ready to box go wait
33 months wow only another 34 months for vertical by you know what is that hold on a second
1.20k?
Yeah.
What?
I don't get it.
It's the chicken game. The chicken game.
It's the chicken game.
It's crossed 1.0, 1.2x.
Now go again if you want to jump again.
You made it.
He lost.
He lost 100.
He lost another 120k.
He lost another 120k.
I don't like it.
Alright.
I'm gonna go max when I go, with low bat.
I'm gonna do 25k on this.
Fuck it.
Wait, is it ever on the first floor chat?
Plinko? I don't even ever see it on the first floor.
Guys, go to the first floor! Everybody go to the first floor! Go quickly!
This is not the thing though.
Gesie!
Gesie!
Thank you for introducing me to Nevenus to Evernus.
I can't believe this game is free.
Gesie!
You are so cool and handsome.
Ex-Q-C-L.
Brother!
Go!
I wish someone would tell me to fucking stop, but they don't have a mouth.
Okay.
Let's see if this is really bad.
Okay, I'll get off.
I think I'm gonna kill him.
There he is.
Hey, do one more.
Yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
There he is.
There he is.
Nice, good, hopefully a double here?
Or five.
Give us a double situation.
Nice.
Oh.
Ah, it's easy.
I think we have enough.
Stop!
Stop!
I'm gonna do one more chicken run.
Is it literally?
I can't afford it.
Tessie!
I did.
I'm good.
Okay.
Go.
I wish I knew you were staying with me here.
He needs his mouth back, bro.
Yeah, seriously.
How do we end the day?
Link the chains, Link it, Link it!
Alright.
Is it good though?
Put me good!
Not bad, it's here it tokens.
Whoa, that is a weird...
like, graph, no?
It's a graph like stuff.
The quotas are going way too high up though. These are these are double ups
Yeah, we're gonna save we're gonna save it. We're gonna save it
Yeah, sorry, bro, I'm not minus one I had like never in my life
I think we threw the when you did the Plinko thing anyway
throw at that point because we didn't know we get no tickets for that it was a
crazy trip it's just really frightening to watch it is and especially with LAPD
the hate with the hate they're on.
Oh, apparently it's percentage days there.
So it doesn't matter.
Moving at dangerous.
Day seven is just 100%.
That's it.
Oftentimes officers will drop back or drop out
all together in an attempt to lower the temperature.
But in this case, law enforcement is
really one of those rules that can you share.
In times of early rounds, I think
you really want to get to get to this.
It's seemingly dangerous speed on surface streets here.
And it's something to watch.
And law enforcement dealing with this
Looks like at least four black and whites behind the
This is well, so they're tracking from the air
And what now it gets sticky as you get into intersections where there's not every which is not a surprise on a Friday night
Gil you think he's headed for the freeway 30
Okay, and he just got on
I think I was actually
So four suspects from this assault with a deadly weapon, we're hearing armed suspects.
That's where we're getting the official word from LAPD right now, but eastbound, 10 freeway.
Look at the speeds here, 115 miles an hour.
Yo!
Traffic up ahead.
I'm looking out the window.
Wait, there's actually a start.
There's a pretty strange thing.
There's going to have to do some tricky maneuvers here to get around this traffic.
He's going to use the center divider.
We're hearing now that they're making a cost out of the vehicle at some point during this
first week.
We didn't see that happen, but I hear them talking about that right now.
But look at this, using that center divider breakdown lane to get around this heavy traffic
here as it approaches the 110 freeway.
Did he sidelight back car?
It looked like he...
I don't know.
You might have got a problem.
I did see them throw something out of the window in one of the residential neighborhoods
I think it was in that he's doing and they were going through there.
That's pretty true.
That's true.
And that's true.
That was thrown out.
That's true.
That's true.
That's pretty true.
We can look for that video and get a better idea of what that was, but we're looking
at four suspects in here, Micah.
Yeah, a desperate situation for law enforcement and, look at that, it looks like he hit
the side of that car.
Yeah.
So the damage is piling up and you see the desperation on the part of these
suspects trying to get away and you can imagine what it's like inside that BMW
right now as law enforcement continues to track. Gil CHP, obviously aware of this
by now and potentially getting into position to potentially take over.
It's like never been that announced.
The longer it goes on the freeway, you may see a higher likelihood of CHP
getting involved. But for the moment it is all LAPD.
Then I'll move the mic like this, then I will put it away like this.
Four people in this car and the want that's being described to us is armed suspects.
At least it's fixed compared to yesterday.
It was so bad.
It was so bad.
It's not awful.
I didn't even hear it.
I listened to books after.
Sorry.
The suspects into the situation they're in now, but LAPD will be forthcoming in
the moments ahead.
We understand as we continue to work on more information.
I want...
But you see it's just a dangerous situation.
going to get off the freeway.
Driving like this, you'd almost
rather be on the freeway.
But it looks as though they may be looking for an exit ramp.
Well, they're moving back on now.
But they want to stay to the right here.
So, Gil, hard to say what they're going to do next.
LAPD is on this.
And you know, see it's going towards the left.
Well, he drives like he knows where he's going,
but then he doesn't.
He's very confusing.
Yeah, absolutely.
And he might be trying to exit here in downtown.
Northbound 1-10 from the 10.
How often do car sparks happen?
He's going to be exiting here.
Earship public ever.
And we're going to try to stay right over this.
There was a minute over as you were doing it,
but Bill J. Randy's there.
He goes eastbound James M. Robber's a 110 freeway.
There he goes towards Figueroa.
We've got a building.
Blaming.
There's swaps in there.
He's going to use it.
No?
Second here.
We'll see if it comes into play right there.
They have another car somewhere right over the go.
Pins going to make a left and northbound turn
here on Figueroa.
Yeah.
I had no idea.
It's pretty much almost the same thing in your life
from Village GDA.
night that there was a person there just in the crosswalk as they're making their
way through downtown Los Angeles. So they just never get away with it.
They do. They try to get lost in the buildings. No, no, no, they swap but there's so many works.
The parking structure and bail. But most escaped that aren't
voluntary from the PD or swaps. LAPD back on them. Do they follow them off the freeway?
And they have to, like, expert animals.
He's living at a high rate of speed on Grand right now,
northbound.
He's coming, that was...
That was the thing last time, but whatever they broadcast with that wind,
you get more winds usually.
Just the second as LAP continues to proceed,
we got cross traffic at that intersection,
hopefully we're going to make it through.
And they put these buildings right in the way.
Yeah, look at that move.
They're moving those cars.
It's really tough to see as the building's going in and out of frame here,
but he's going right through.
He almost smoked the smudge, but look at the screen.
The car is very, it almost tasted it.
There's some splitting lanes, basically, right through the cars that are there on the, on
Grand, but we're going to try to get directly over Grand to look at it, but it looks like
that's the vehicle there again.
Oh yeah, the 18-meter slope was crazy.
Quickly, we'll be at the 101 freeway here in just a moment as the vehicle travels
at the greatest speed on the city.
He's still going fast in another city.
I mean, buddy, they're not going to let you, it doesn't even matter.
going to be second street and.
Well, he did. He does.
He's doing.
He's going to go.
He's going to be a gosh.
I know already will be coming out on first.
You know what?
If I if I if I had a problem on this,
I would do this guy's great distance
and then do some bullshit.
Big ass.
The camera grill.
Gail terrific work.
I know it's a challenge in downtown Los Angeles.
So it's ours.
We've seen the suspects come into the downtown.
Suspects come into the dance hall later and actually have success ditching law enforcement.
In this case, obviously, they're moving at a high rate of speed.
To the point, in the moment, LAPD is able to stay with them on the ground.
No, they won't pull off because I think the initial call was for a violent crime.
A very less likely to be armed. Armed violent suspect.
Desperate for sure. The way this individual is driving.
again for this car armed suspect is the description from law enforcement so
they're dealing with at least one armed individual in this vehicle as it moves
now through downtown Los Angeles they've had a night on the town if you will
they've started in West in Hollywood they were in West Hollywood made their
way through West to mid-city onto the town
It's why I'm on the corner of the heaviest shit.
Down in Los Angeles, where as you know,
we do have some difficulty here trying to spot this.
Is Air 1 getting like this?
Because of the high-rises there and the nearest things.
Yeah, you can see right there.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, my God.
It's also really some issues that this area has one way
so it's far.
Yeah, if I'm at like the same time where the zoom was.
Yeah, I think I'm in the city.
And one will fly above the building but not too far away.
See the traffic rules, there are a lot of ways to do that.
But what is the house and shit they fight for so long?
The danger exponentially.
They're literally like right above the buildings.
Yeah, for sure.
Here he goes.
He made a right hand turn.
And he's going to go around the buildings here,
making it harder for us to keep up with it.
Bonaventure hotel there in the screen.
He's going to go.
Is that power street?
It's power street.
It's a power.
Also again here.
But we're going to try to pick it up.
Upper power street.
This is the Olympic, a freeway,
Circus building, Mays, Nacobina,
Mays, Nacobina, nothing.
North band, back towards the one,
one of the, I'm gonna leave you with me.
Yeah, if I see you as well.
Yeah, that's good to be here.
That's good to be here.
That's good to be here.
That's good to be here.
This is a...
Why is that, why is that?
North band coming up to...
Burger shop.
Basically that same area where he made that turn,
there's the Disney concert hall again,
so if he goes straight here,
he's gonna be very close to the one,
one-to-one freeway and we'll see if that...
We're doing a lot.
That's the...
No, no, no, no, no.
Look at that.
It's the building in front of the other...
Well, they are still right on this.
They want their man.
And as far as we know, four people in this vehicle...
Oh, thank you, Chris.
...are moving towards the next branch of the channel.
Like Chris Critch, up in Air 7,
over a high-speed pursuit
through the streets of downtown L.A.
LAPD in pursuit of assault
of assault with a deadly weapon suspect,
four suspects inside of a black BMW,
three firearms known to be inside the vehicle
and they're weaving their way through the buildings
here in downtown.
This started in West LA and the,
originally in the Hollywood area,
they made their way out towards La Brea
and then all the way back to downtown
via the 10 freeway and they are now basically
trying to hide out in between the buildings
or doing anything they can to lose
This group of pursuing officers, there are a number of different divisions involved in this pursuit.
The other team was going to be able to keep up over here, calling it as he leaves through here, again making a lot of random turns, some wild unexpected turns,
and also at times traveling the wrong way on surface streets.
Again, he was on the 10th freeway, took it up to 110 and got off in mid-day.
What is that, what actually should they do?
I'm coming to you today.
Turn on the mill.
That's going to be Westbound Hill Street.
Armed, violent, driver or four passenger?
Southbound Hill Street.
They said that, they said passenger.
Four passengers.
They just got out of the vehicle, got the vehicle,
dump the vehicle, the building in the middle of the east.
I'm going to try to lay at least two subjects running for it.
I'm going to make a minor crash, and they're going to all
We'll try and come around the buildings here and we should see that pursuit termination here momentarily, that black BMW slamming into a light pole after several people jumped off when running.
Yep, I'm genius. I'm a genius, bro.
In downtown LA at 6th Street and Broadway, LAPD officers on foot chasing several armed suspects.
That's actually not bad. That's actually like a 1.6x.
It has to be.
I think the odds were up because the pursuit was about to end.
So it was like going up higher and higher. It was about to stop the bets.
LAPD now clearing the vehicle, trying to catch up with several suspects who fled on foot.
I can't go back there, it's not even.
Now on Broadway at 6th, a foot pursuit that is now taking...
I don't think they captured it either.
Oh? This little angle we could see? What are they doing over there?
Talking. Oh, they're gonna get rid of those.
This is Eyewitness News with live breaking news.
We have breaking news. A wild pursuit has just come to an end.
It's a foot pursuit now, but it ended just a minute ago.
The car part of this pursuit, and Chris Christie has been watching it.
They were really out of contact with their main broadcasts, and they pursued cheese as
slow news day.
Yeah, David, it's a tricky position where we're preparing for the building here, literally
from the buildings, after a pursuit just ended on Hill Street, several armed suspects
leading out of a black BMW running on foot, LAPD chasing them up Broadway at Fifth Street,
which is what you're looking at right here, LAPD's airship right overhead here.
sure if any of them are in custody just yet but there was a foot pursuit just
I don't make no second to go after a wild high-speed chase through the streets
of downtown started in Hollywood ended up all the way out towards La Brea and
Venice and then back in the 10th streetway high-speed straight through West
at look it's like an event in Arcade it's gonna cool if I get in the movies
what the fuck is this at times traveling the wrong way on surface
streets of very dangerous pursuit with assault with deadly weapons suspects on
the run from LAPD three guns were involved in the original crime which is
how they know that there was three guns inside the car four individuals all
together to the best of LAPD's knowledge kind of crazy yeah
Yeah, good job on that.
We did see the car come to a rest
against a pole of some sort.
Wow.
There it is.
That's the car right there.
And then the pursuit was underway.
You showed one guy getting handcuffed there,
and now this other suspect is being taken out of the car.
So it looks like this thing is pretty much over.
The only question is the person that ran down the street
if they were able to apprehend him.
They have a pretty, I think this is the end of the chase.
But they'll have a pretty good case.
At the time, they didn't have a chance to get out.
stories. It's reasonable to assume that this video flying over a huge police
response. All this enforcement activity happening in the exclusive bird
streets above the Sunset Strip and we've learned more than a dozen people have
been detained for reportedly trying to break into a $22 million home located on
Blue Jay Way running for the property as police cruisers arrived.
shooting, he was screaming
hell when he got shot as I was in the backseat.
And that's part of even more breaking news.
A passenger in an SUV
targeted by gunfire is
speaking out about his terrifying
experience. The SUV
he was in hit by gunshots.
The driver hitting the gas before slamming
into a tree. And this sudden explosion
of violence happening at a
Granada Hills apartment complex.
And now it is news reporter Abigail
Velas joins us now live with the
story Abigail. Yeah, he
spoke with an eyewitness who
was also the victim's brother
tonight. What he's sharing
with us is incredibly personal
and also violent. He says he
was sitting right next to his
brother when gunfire rang out
saying sending him into a panic
tonight. He's bloodied. He's
injured and he's also telling
us that this was no random
attack. It just sucks enough
to so bad because this
should never even happen in
the first place. Still
bleeding, injured and shaken.
The man you're looking at says he was in the car when his brother, the driver, was shot.
Police say this happened right before 6th Friday night at the Granada Gardens apartment complex.
My brother got shot, screaming, help, help, help, help, help, and he accelerated the car.
I always say, because you have no way to reverse, and that's when he crashes into the tree.
This was the impact. So severe, and what he believes to be a fractured arm.
Why didn't you want to go to the hospital?
because I wanted to stay here to make a statement. I was the one that saw
everything and they shot more than eight rounds. Do you think they were waiting
for your brother to come home? They were waiting as we parked. They were already
in the benches sitting down. He tells us this was calculated, saying him and
his brother had been receiving threats for weeks. Investingators have not
confirmed a motive but say it could be gang related, describing the five to
10 suspects as young black men. He's my only brother I got and everyone
see that we work hard for our teams and we have everything in life and people
want to just take that away from us. Now fear is spreading throughout the
complex. I never imagined it. I went to do laundry and the whole little game
was there, but I never imagined this would happen. I heard the gunshots like
six or seven. They were aimed at the one neighbor says what makes this even
more frustrating is what she could have captured. We've already had a problem
like this. So police came to me asking me for information or
surveillance but I said I couldn't because they took my camera so there's no
evidence. She says the complex banned personal security cameras like bring
doorbells just two months ago. Wait watch the video. Watch the video. Which they say has been turned over to police.
And I mean I watched the video shot instead of my brother because he's nearly my only brother.
It just hurts me a lot, you know. Wait how is that legal? Are they gonna do that?
Tonight police are still searching for those suspects who they say ran away
way immediately after the shooting as for the victim well he's expected to
survive for now reporting live in Granada Hills Abigail Velez ABC 7 eyewitness
news Abigail thank you travel chaos for thousands of spirit airlines ticket
holders tonight the cash strapped airline cancelling flights and leading
travelers stranded no official update for the airline but a number of news
outlets reporting the airline will be shutting down its operation sometime
over night. Now, but as soon as we're really speaking with it, it may soon be
the end for spirit airlines, which could shut down as soon as Saturday without a
last minute intervention, according to an industry source familiar with the
situation. Your first thoughts were this crazy. That's
saying conversations are ongoing for the troubled airline. As President
Trump says the government handed the company a final proposal. We're
We're looking at fair and we can help them, we will, but we have to come first, we're first, it's America first.
The company had asked the government for a $500 million lifeline, a deal that could have resulted in the U.S. eventually owning as much as 90% of the airline.
90%?
By skepticism by some rank and file Republicans.
Spirit Airlines declining to comment, but a spokesperson saying Spirit is operating as usual.
Rival budget airline Frontiers saying it will help customers as United says it's ready to support customers and employees impacted if spirit shuts down
Airlines announced their capping prices for main cabin fares on routes that spirit flies
And what should travelers do if they're holding a spirit?
If you're holding a spirit airlines ticket and the company does go out of business
Call your credit card and see if you can get your money back for your tickets
If you have a ticket for this weekend and you're okay, okay?
Why don't they just revert all active tickets to the fucking ticket owners that's fucking
that's just shitty.
I like at that point, why would any be be receptive to anything that these guys will
say to the public if they won't even revert the shit.
Potentially looking at being stranded at the airport because they have a backup plan.
The trouble airline had fought for bankruptcy twice in the last two years and had been
grappling with restoring jeff yolkos coming from the war with Iran as the price of
the pump also jumped 9 cents today,
the biggest one day increase since early March.
Oh my goodness, gas prices are ridiculous.
Listen, gas prices make you want to look.
At $4.39 on average, a gallon of regular now cost 47% more
than it did when the war began.
Wait, that half.
Brian Chung is joining us now from LaGuardia Airport,
where, at least for tonight,
spirit flyers are taking off and landing.
Brian, this is happening so suddenly.
It seems to be catching people off guard.
Yeah, Hallie, travelers that we spoke with here at LaGuardia appeared caught off guard
by the news here and we also heard from one employee here that said they hadn't heard anything
from the airline.
Again, for those that are wondering what to do with travel, call your credit card company
if you do indeed have some sort of cancellation as a result of any failure of Spirit Airlines
and again all of this underscoring the uncertainty around what's going on.
All right, um, that's interesting.
Call it a pie in the sky idea.
In this text, pizza's from little Caesars whiz by 200 feet high in a new
way, sounded as faster and cheaper to watch the drone, um,
come and deliver your pizza order. It's kind of like a little event.
We got a behind the scenes look at the launch pack.
People are going to buy just to see the job pizza from the little
right around the corner, a fly tracks runner will pick it up for you, load it onto this drone, and then it's up in the air and off to your house in less than five minutes.
Then the employee can just be at home and put his right hand on the bus controller.
What are you going to be using for pizza delivery soon?
I would, yes, I would say so, absolutely.
Well, especially when you can get your order delivered in a five minutes, now you're guaranteeing freshness.
It's still hot.
When you open that piece, you'll see steam coming out of it.
Wow, that all the flies are loaded up here onto this hook before flying to you.
Little Caesar says there's no additional cost on ordering via drone.
It's on par with normal delivery fees based on distance, and you don't need to tip a robot.
What would be the potential downsides of this?
Obviously, if it's raining, you can't get drone delivery rights.
As of right now?
As of right now.
What other limitations should customers have?
Well, I don't have the limitations again as if you order more than 8.8 pounds
It'll get delivered to you right it'll take two won't do it on rainy days
There's our pizza it is so high in the air higher than I thought
It traveled about half a mile to us in the air for about three minutes dropped
That is super cool. There's a piece of the fuck there
There's no need to find the driver, it drops it right onto the grass from 200 feet in the
air and it still feels hot.
And Little Caesars isn't the only company getting into drone delivery.
In select markets you can order groceries from Walmart to be delivered by drone.
And Amazon launched Prime Air in 8 US cities.
As for Little Caesars they say, this experiment here in Wiley is just a slice of things
to come.
So how far can these delivery drones go?
Well, as they continue to experiment, Tom, they're just
sticking above the city of Wiley here outside of Dallas,
about four mile radius in the air.
I think the bigger question in what
I've been hearing from people at this location
is how far should it go?
This is certainly not a perfect system yet.
It looks like someone I know.
what does it mean to drop hot food from the sky? Could that present any safety
concerns? I was talking to one man in here who just learned about the new drone
delivery system. He said that's fine as long as he doesn't hear whizzing over
his house at all hours of the night. What kind of convenience or annoyance
factor could that present? So there's a whole lot to balance here, but for
now, it's an exciting technology for a lot of people here in Wiley, Texas.
I mean if you get hit with a pizza, you get to keep the pizza, so I
I don't know how bad it is if it falls from the sky.
Ryan, I do want to ask you, eight to 10 pounds,
how many pizzas can that hold?
So we got two pizzas, two sides, and a drink.
It'd certainly be enough for a whole family
if you're feeding four people, two kids,
plenty for one meal.
He said if you go more than that,
you're still gonna get it delivered.
It would just be split up into two different drones.
I know the margins are very tight
in the pizza business, this type of pizza business,
because everyone wants to get pizza out of the cast.
line of my house.
Will this jane de la jeune make slight little scissors to cut costs?
A flock of drones.
I think when it comes into terms of paying delivery drivers directly, certainly.
I think you're going to see cost-takers mostly on the consumer side because here you don't
have to tip a delivery driver and it costs about the same for a drone or for an actual
driver.
So they're touting this as not only a faster option but a cheaper one.
Of course then you have some considerations about what happens to the delivery drivers
who work here now.
Are they going to lose their jobs and are there potential downsides to that?
The economics of this as we see what it plays out.
I need you to be honest on this one.
How many slices did you eat?
Be honest.
I had three.
Al here, our producer, I believe had one, but we got three more.
You want to get some more after this?
No, he doesn't.
You have to add it.
Holy.
Thank you for that one.
Holy shit.
share. Alright, then you can get a lot of blood on there.
Yeah, I'm just down to be.
How crazy is it that you get hit with pepper only instead of bullets?
Okay, so I got a select.
You know what, I just got a weird vibe, a podcast, Roblox real quick.
Hello, Keith.
I got you, bro.
I got you, bro.
I would love to watch that.
They love Mr. Beast.
I've been around it so much.
It's probably boring, low-key.
Um, Roblox.
If that was Mr. Beast there, I would troll.
And I would just do like crazy shit when the camera guy's there.
Just make it seem like I do the craziest shit every day.
It's not the dumbest style, is it?
What is it?
You know what I mean?
It just probably does, but yeah, it's real.
Yeah, I mean, I would just make it like insane.
You know?
It's kind of like what Samhite did to iDubbb's kind of thing, essentially.
Wait, you did it?
Yeah, I would troll.
I love that.
So I don't remember that. Reverse troll.
That's the iBems video, like the member of the whole meta-irony thing video.
Oh!
Yeah, he's really pretending to be someone. That's the whole time.
Now I remember.
I think that's a good example.
So many people are joining.
When they raise the age of consent to an age of consent, I think you all agree that would be good.
And you want to know what happens for the 53 months.
I'm an ex-Christian and I'm an ex-Muslim.
And I'm saying this because she's Muslim.
I want to be able to properly criticize it.
I think I can properly criticize it.
Oh my God.
That's scary.
It's scary.
It's also, I just want to get into a great morning.
I do want to rush back on that because I just want to address her quickly.
You're ignoring the natural order of feminism.
So we're not fighting for women's rights to vote anymore.
What does this have to do with the Sandree, bro?
I'm like, you never should miss.
Sandree, what does this have to do with the Sandree?
OK, yeah, I would love to get on to it.
It's Sandra's stand-up.
It's Sandra's stand-up.
OK, so topic of that.
I'm looking for what I even thought.
I think that.
I'm literally American.
I was born in America.
I guess he came when I started wearing his job in 18.
So before you want to be racist and if I'm a full day
and you want to be racist.
OK, OK.
Oh my god.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is no one here.
No one here is trying to be racist.
Wait, wait, wait, no one here is trying to be racist.
Sorry.
No one here.
You and their all from the Middle East.
Nice, nice.
If you like to party, check me out.
Get off the internet.
Let's talk to your husband.
Get on the internet.
He can't do anywhere else.
It's a big thing that women have a right as it is.
Okay, this is true.
Listen.
Listen, we're criticizing the religions lifestyle because every Abrahamic religion and many religions at that have oppressive ideals for women.
That's why many women criticize Islam.
Who cares about what those countries do, though?
What about at home, though, in the West, you know?
There's no justification whatsoever for the oppression that women and girls are facing
in majority Muslim countries where they're not allowed to speak, they're not allowed
to read, they're not allowed to go to school anymore, they're not allowed to do this.
Like, at what point do you sit here and ask yourself, is this really justified?
I think she left anyway.
I don't know where she went.
She pulled the race.
That was such a nothing burger argument.
That was such a nothing burger argument.
I'm sorry.
I want to get off of that.
I want to get off of that because that was such a nothing burger argument.
Every single woman that would come out of anyone's mouth, she would instantly just generalize
anything that anyone would say.
She was just generalizing.
Shut up.
Mind you, she came up hostile to us.
She was like, why do handsome, why do feminists,
like you guys don't subvert those women.
Like, oh my God, no, like, nobody put that on.
You don't have a religion to sell,
that's just because, you know,
that these boys can't do shit.
Her reaction, her reaction to us,
like to us just reiterating to her
the truth about her religion,
the way that she reacted heartily,
it just tells you how she really feels about it
and that she's aware.
She's literally aware.
I think, yeah.
Guys, the plan is gone.
If you go to the next argument, please go to the next argument.
That is gone. Stop talking about it.
Okay. I've heard of you before. Okay.
So do you think like Mr Andrews like a big issue?
Yes.
Oh, the Lord.
Okay.
But like why, but like, wait, why is like hating men wrong?
Hating men is wrong because hating women is wrong.
Flat out.
Well, but women are objectively better than they are.
I don't know why, so I'm objectively better at it.
Wow, you said that.
I mean, being a Miss Andrews or a Miss Office
is generalizing a population of people based upon one thing
and that would have to be their general field.
Miss Andrews has no real legality.
Miss Andrews has an online term.
I literally watched the rise.
Yeah, Miss Andrews, like, really chronically on that.
That's absolutely incorrect.
Absolutely incorrect.
Oh, you guys.
Because when y'all are making O-F,
I'm on the streets. That's
right there, pal. Okay, I
wait, wait, wait, wait. What's
your account? What's your I
don't share that. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
The chat is killing me. Everybody's like, huh?
Okay. I just, wait, so women are objectively better.
Do you have like something to go against that?
Why are they better?
Because women made everything from healing
and centrism to biology to Jesus Christ.
Women gave birth to you.
Women built most things on earth though.
I mean, you can't argue.
So wait, wait, wait, that's actually completely wrong.
That's actually completely wrong.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That is completely wrong.
Women made everything in society that was good.
every like architectural building you can't have all those nice things about
having all the buildings and all the all the probably excavation the
construction the exploration no but society we can't have all that in
society without women because women did all of that women did circles and
circles about that yes or women did that but it doesn't it doesn't
matter because at the end of the day it comes down to the fact that Miss
Andrea and misogyny both generalize a population of people based upon one thing
which happens to be their gender which inherently is called today.
Yo, yo, yo, hold on. I think that this lady just clocked your tea.
Also, let me explain this. She clocked her tea on God. It's not even close.
She pulled a 20, you're a zero. You're a zero. She clocked her tea. She clocked her tea.
Okay, no, no, listen, all the genders are completionists. We complete one another. We're gonna have women
without men. We're gonna have those good things.
This is, I don't know, this is all, this is what's to say.
No, stop my wrong-reaching me and stop overstepping me, please.
Listen, what's your name?
Excuse me?
Okay, so I just, I don't know what you mean by that because we don't need men in society.
People-
Without men you wouldn't be born.
Without men you wouldn't be born.
No, my place-
Without men you would not be alive.
Without men you would not be alive.
Without men you would not be alive.
Without men you would not be alive.
Let me tell you real quick, let me tell you real quick.
I was not made through man.
I was made through Parthenogenesis.
Parthenogenesis.
My mom-
What?
My mom, Parthen- what?
Do you not know what Parthenogenesis is?
What? What is that?
So my mom made me through mitosis.
My mom...
Mitosis?
Mitosis. So my mom A sedgily reproduced me.
I did not. There was no man made.
Yeah, but to get that you need to have a mando.
No, no, no, no.
Not perth and genesis.
Parson and genesis is a type of...
I believe...
Perth and genesis is a type of A sexual reproduction.
My mother did not...
Like a plant?
Like a plant?
Create me with any man.
Oh my god.
No, like it's like an amoeba.
like an amoeba. No, that's how Mary was made. Cap, cap, cap.
Bro. I think the best, I think the best argument for why women, why, why men need women is because
if every woman on planet earth disappeared, men's entire bloodline would end. And so are
yours. And so are yours. And so are yours. How, how we're not on the planet in this example.
Yeah. We have to have the other. You need to have one. It's like if you said,
What if the chicken didn't have the egg anymore?
Yes!
No, you said it, we-
You cannot have a chicken without an egg.
You must have both opponents.
So, if all of them disappeared on Earth,
you'd be cooked all minute.
And so would you, but you would actually pay us faster.
You would be able to scientifically see
or relatively-
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What constitutes that as it being morally correct
to think of them as less of humans for that?
Let me tell you something
about the difference between Miss Andrea-
You didn't listen to her.
in the dark. I didn't listen to her and women alike. Like acting like I'm sorry I got voice chat
fans. I just wanted to say I really just like I don't understand what you mean by like I can't I
my mother did not make me that way. Yeah we you need a man and a woman that you have a man.
No, no, no, no, you don't know. I'm not a man or a woman. I have the power.
We don't care pal. Nobody asked. We don't care. We don't care what you are buddy. I
want to address one point. I want to address one point. He said he said that we need
No, we don't need men to make other guy was not made through a man. Oh, I've never
What
So why did you just spawn in reach peak femininity to the point where there is no testosterone in her body
body. So, um, if you're maxed out, yeah, you're kind of crazy, but you're going to use
full when you're maxed out the size of your ass.
Yeah, like, like exactly what mean, um, I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. People can
do this. I can take, I can take a, a section of my spine. I usually take my C's 37 vertebrae.
I rip it out my body, I leave it in the ground in like two days of brand new human world.
Can we just take the ragebaders?
We'll take your all ragebaders.
Generalize a population of people that don't get any wrong.
Misogyny has a lot of larger consequences.
Hello, please let me finish.
Misogyny has much more dire consequences than the Sanjeev.
Miss Andree does and honestly, misogyny is a much bigger issue with much worse consequences
but that doesn't take away from the community, or it's wrong to generalize the population
of people.
I have to move real life.
You know what I don't want to hear from you?
I don't want to hear common talking points from people who criticize Miss Andree where
it's like well, men have trouble being, they get hurt feelings and I want you
to tell me something that happens.
I think this is a rage bait that is so comparable.
It is.
I think it's going up.
It's 1,000% of what I think would be serious.
I don't think it would be serious here.
Like they're just like, because we joined in too late.
There was a start of a rage game when they gave a lot of thought like hours ago.
I fell for the rage bait.
I was, I was, I don't think it's a half the thing they were saying.
when she started saying mitosis and sg cheese
no, they made this lobby when they stopped me playing it
they, they, they, they, like, come on bruh
that was bad
but you have the videos bruh
but just, just give a source, just give a source
one, that's all i have
Exist before
You make a big claim provide evidence so they ask
Have you noticed how everything I've claimed I can actually back up with a with a source or two?
Yeah, because you're talking about everything you've claimed in terms of actually is nothing burger with just subjective opinion
What can I get issues?
Get it right through to you that evolution exists dude evolution has always
What?
What?
We can try to walk.
What are you talking about?
I'm not on the date, bro.
Prove to me that morality has existed as earlier than religion.
Prove it to me.
Okay, I'm talking about...
I want you to name a single bit of evidence that doesn't correlate to empathy because
that is not related to morality.
That just suggests that humans were capable of understanding situations that doesn't
derive morality.
What?
That just meant it showed humans a capacity to understand each other, which is how
morality came to be a thing as of recently. That doesn't actually relate to each other.
Are you suggesting that a huge group of very proto-publicist people exist without any system
of principles, values, or code of time? Yes, because do you know what that's called?
Do you know what I can tell you something that has existed as old as time? Hierarchy. That
has always been a thing, and that's how order works. It's like when you think about
Like a wolf, like a leo of a pack, right?
It's the same logic.
It's a hierarchy system that's always been a-
We don't get it.
Well, I gotta join it without showing your screen
so you at least get it.
Okay.
Oh
Wow
Those are got full
Hold on
There's some underage in those ones like you don't mean like
Oh, yeah that yeah
Problem
You showed it do JRT. No, but I'm saying I did like I'm 19
But like I'm in the reserves and they're paying for my college. I'm also full-time
Get XQC up here.
Get XQC up here.
Are we, are we for real like ignoring the fact that how many people, how many people are joining in?
Get XQC up here.
Why did everybody just-
He's gonna leave bro, get him up here.
There we go, what's up XQC?
You remember me?
What?
I hope you're ready.
Why are there so many?
Hello?
XQC is college of scam.
College is not a scam.
I would say it's only a scam if you're paying for all of it.
Okay, college is a scam in terms of pricing and all that
But the reality is is that when you have a degree from a college
You're more likely to be hired and that right there kind of makes it kind of worth it
Yeah, and college is very valuable for networking as well
The degree is a display of discipline of punctuality of hard work and
and consistent real people.
And that is something I have to acknowledge.
Excuse me first before they go get anything else
that they're gonna do.
It's a scam.
It's a scam.
It's a scam.
Just say you're poor.
Just say you're poor.
If you're rich, it's a scam though.
If you're rich, it's a scam.
What are you paying?
It's my college excuses.
I'll go to keep it.
Thank you.
Because if you were small,
and that inventor's gonna pay off,
you would have a scholarship.
I have a full right.
I have a full right.
I have a full right already.
Somebody tell me who is the people
that are being disrespectful.
I'm sorry, I apologize. I was out of line. I'm sorry.
Listen, if you are rich, it is a scam. I'm trying to tell you what, because these guys
give you no A at all. They're 0 A, so I'm paying 90 grand a year, and it's not worth
it. I'd rather just put that into an investment somewhere else.
You know how much I'm paying a year? Zero.
None.
Yeah, exactly. So it's not a scam.
I
Got it, maybe you should not and hold on you shouldn't need aid like what aid did you want to you hold your hand?
It is the real boy. You're an adult
Of course
I have not hosted one of these in like freaking months and I don't know why all these people
just joined.
Hey, did you see that?
Did you go to college?
I went to something else.
Okay, okay.
Oh, okay, hold on.
Well, I'm from, it's not in the US.
Oh, wait, no, you went to Stream Academy, right?
No.
Stream University.
I went to Cijep.
What's your university?
I went to Cijep.
It's called...
What is that?
Oh, okay.
That sounds Canadian-Bushish.
It doesn't count.
It doesn't count.
That's the number to scan.
My job on the spot right now. It's it's like free. It's like it was like $20 $30 per semester
Wow, what'd you study social sciences and administrative and business manager?
What did you like famous like I'm kind of
Virginia like what was your like claim to fame? Yo, cuz I'm the goat. Okay. I got you. Oh, I
Don't know about goats
Social science, is that like communism?
Social science is, it's like wide-ranging of an advocate.
Is that like what, what, what, what's on it?
It's what most people do.
Sorry, play with me like a, I was just trying to figure it out.
Wait, wait, excuse me, you're just under friends?
No.
Listen, listen, listen, so what they do is they load you up with these buzzwords,
like social science, like all these buzzwords and in reality you're just wasting time.
Yeah, you're just wasting time.
These are the arts that you can't
depend on your injury.
You can criticize the extension of it,
but the core foundation is needed and important in society.
You need those things.
Oh, socialism is important now?
Yeah.
Social science isn't social agenda.
Wait, are you a socialist?
Excuse me.
You'll accept what you are called.
You're a socialist.
It's actually low IQ.
All right, you're ready.
You're done with the bid.
listen listen listen but but here's the thing about social science is that i
i feel like a lot of times knowledge is that they hear you just think a certain
way and i feel like they don't promote free thinking
i think you would be you would be a drone that would be even the worst
somehow let's be honest what's your name how do you guys
how do you guys feel about philosophy being like a like a very
like low like nobody really chooses that major but like it's very important
The most important thing about humanity is the most important part of humanity.
Wait wait wait.
If Naples pass somebody that you trust, Mod, because there's like so many people talking
about people.
I mean dude is like, because dude's got a bigger picture, this fans.
You should know I already got you philosophy is is the founding block of everything but
out philosophy we have absolutely nothing to do it back so so why do you need why do
you need to go to college?
I don't understand some philosophers are asking the question and just watch YouTube
just react what why would why would you call it when you why do you call it from there
There's no foods because they're hiring your car.
Oh my God.
They will tell you where to look.
That's exactly the point is that they tell you where to look at.
It's like a it's like.
No, they tell you how to look.
They have to find sources how to elaborate on your point.
How do you make an argument?
How to shrug your argument?
Where?
When?
You see last time that your work can be done, you could not make an argument.
You're a waiter.
You're a waiter.
You're a waiter.
I'm not a confederate, bro.
I'm a confederator, you're better.
Who's talk?
Listen, listen, listen.
In theory, in theory you're right.
In theory you're right.
The problem is that college does not
implement this correctly, OK?
So you have a bunch of these professors
that are just milk and money out of you, right?
And all your thing is dependent on what grade
the professor gives you.
And then you go out into the real field
and you're just not prepared at all.
So yeah, in theory, they should be teaching you
all these great concepts.
What's the solution?
Why are you reading for no reason?
I have a job that you don't you can make it nobody okay we know that you don't go to school please next next person please
Holly
Why are we
the
i mean like
with general knowledge can still be used
guys you must
brother you must find other solution on the what would replace it what would you
do instead
uh... work my nine to five
That person was literally spamming the harmonica and then not getting banged and then not getting
banged and then bleeding.
Fullscreen.
Is this fullscreener?
No, like hyderacanth.
Oh, I mean don't know in like 5 seconds.
Yeah, but just so you can sit or whatever.
Fuckin' love this.
There's nothing.
That's a great one.
Yeah, but just so you can sit or whatever, I fucking love this.
Is that a thing?
That's a great one.
In a site, would you trust me?
Okay, for example, for any of the women out there, do any of you guys watch baddies?
Yes.
Yes.
If Roly, listen, if Roly fought Big Lex,
Big Lex would beat her.
Listen, listen, if anything, weight matters more than height.
Weight is proportional to height and it matters more.
It's so many people.
There's more dogs.
What?
It's so many people.
It's something you can more control.
Jesus.
What else to say?
Your diet early on in your life.
You can't change it once you're basically grown, so.
Brother, height is important.
You can change your weight.
You cannot change your height.
It's more offensive to a hurt somebody based on their height
than it is on their weight.
Bang.
Yes, I agree.
I see it, man.
It's like, what's that?
It's like, what's that?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
There's like medication out there loose weight or gain weight.
It's anything.
What is your disease?
It's just fine.
It's just fine.
As you see, as you see, I just want to let you know that you're so fine.
Like really?
Oh, thank you.
Yes. Also, let me make another comment.
It's evidently just to be fat because you're harder to kidnap.
Keep the weight.
Whoa.
I'm like, hi, it's a little bit something you can't control.
I feel bad for you.
You can't control your powers, so it's kind of sad.
And wait, I feel like a problem with your face.
It's not like you can be like, oh, I'm going to be like,
oh, I'm going to be like, this machine is over.
Help me!
What is that?
What is he talking about?
Help me, help me, help me, help me, please.
I just feel like, um,
Yo, please, no, no, no.
Don't do this to me, please.
Fuck you.
Don't do this to me, please.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do this to me, please.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
You know what I mean?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I was just telling someone,
they're waiting for me wrong,
It's kind of a piece of cake.
No, it's totally okay.
Okay, look, this is someone on their weight,
this is someone on their weight,
I say it's more like acceptable than their height,
because you say you can change your height,
but you can only do it.
You can't change that.
So anyone that would be like,
oh, well, weight doesn't matter as much as height.
It matters.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, there should be a lot of time.
No, like why do you think why do you think they should why do you think they should because there's also short women out there?
Right and who cares if you
Can be with somebody
No, okay
Okay, so I'm just saying like in general in a whole general sense that short men should not be touching beautiful lovely short women because women are perfect in every way single form, but short men they're
Someone who's a doctor. I'm a psychiatrist. Yeah, but it seems like the basis of your argument kind of fulfills the question of this topic.
Why didn't open this this room if you're not open to any other interpretation that women are the best and men can't win.
Well, women are wait, say that one more time for me.
I'm just saying what your comment can kind of answer is the question of your own hosted
debates.
So I don't get it.
Really?
Just me saying, should short men date?
Should short men date women as the full class?
I think short men are absolutely genetic diversity is good.
Um, yeah, I mean, saying that short men shouldn't date isn't barring them from
having kids.
I don't agree with eugenics.
Short people are actually needed in a lot of fields and expertise.
We need the shorts.
Like the Willy Wonka Choppa factory?
I don't know why I so I even need them.
No.
So does someone here have me blocked because it kind of looks like you're talking to yourself?
What do you mean?
No, I'm not hearing anyone else.
I'm just saying like let's say let's say for example you have you blocked us in
I'm asking you okay. Do you have unknown blocks? No, I just I don't listen to men. I only listen to one minute
Clock it
heck yeah
But I just I'm trying to clock it. Yeah clock it. Okay, but I'm still wondering like
um
Why you think short men should date because honestly, I don't think violent men like
because sure men are classified with short men syndrome as mentioned in DSM-5 and that
should be like that is like by every doctor that has like clinically diagnosed every man
under 6-1 with short man syndrome they have been barred from dating because they're so
equal.
But not every short person has a short man syndrome.
Also wouldn't that make every short woman short woman syndrome?
No, because women are perfect they don't have a syndrome of that.
like there's chemical imbalances, there's chemical imbalances on a man naturally.
Yeah.
Like the testosterone, the testosterone like builds up and it like goes all around their body.
But let's say in entertainment field, let's say, um, formula one, being short is actually the most
important.
Most important.
Most important.
Most important.
Most important.
I'm not really, I'm not really good at like, like, what do you mean by formula one?
How can like a, how can a man like read a formula if he can't like reach above the table
and read the formula?
Oh, tell her.
You clock it.
You clock my tea.
I can't say anything.
You clock my tea.
Yeah, I usually do.
I'm never typically wrong.
Women are never really wrong.
So are you just rage-bitting this entire thing or what?
I get asked.
What's rage-bitting?
Rage-bitting is like a man thing.
I never do that.
Oh, my god.
I don't engage with rage baiters and so I'm going to wait for a value yeah I'm not
rage baiting I'm being so dead serious okay so what's your argument you know
there was this there was this study I don't know like I think it was made by
a woman it was it was it was saying something about you know this you know
who was also called a woman who like conducted the study right it said uh
it said something about you know women being natural liars so why why should i
believe you that's wrong well that was that study was
conducted by a man and that was a woman it was a woman it was a woman no it was
it was conducted by a male centered woman and male centered women are
inherently men so i really don't know i i have an argument
someone just asked me how much i weigh i am 363 kilograms and for and
colloquial terms it is um it is uh 800 lbs so um Regimates Regimates yo what's the IG ads though
what i've been giving it i've been giving it i don't know what they mean by that um if like
listen i don't want to do that actually i don't want to do that actually um but i don't know how
you saying this is great. Those who were here before me, was she
like meeting the whole time or did she start reading when I got
here? Unknown, she kicked me because I said I was married and
have 12 kids and I'm five five. Okay, it's a full range. It's
full. Listen, listen, how tall am I? Well, I'm between like
that heights of two centimeters to like 10
because AI takes water away from women and women are like statistically I
don't even like want you in here oh what if I just did that that would be so
me when it becomes a woman are perfect those water didn't need water to the
function to everyone needs water I mean unfortunately perfect beings don't need
water God is omnipotent you wouldn't even need anything real hello hello
Oh
You can seem to metosis
Yo, I like
Better here on this on this stage, but I'm not saying I'm just saying real quick
You're saying I'm rage-baiting. I'm not rage-baiting.
Rage was a thing made by men. Men are inherently rage-
He didn't even just say that. He just says that he loves men.
He's been saying I'm rage-baiting, but I'm not rage-baiting.
Yeah, but I said that like about 20 minutes ago, you still stuck on that.
A perfect being doesn't get stuck on it.
I was like, I was stuck on it because it was so untrue because men just spew lies all the time.
Like, I can't... I can't like...
I was like, it's 5'4", explain that.
boom five who's five before xqc and uh i mean you know my husband i'm six two i'm six two but
it's all good that i will bear minimum is six more these smokes wait i'm six two and a half
you don't round up that's fine i'm gonna give it five and hot but like why if we round it down
you can't tell me be zero oh um i i actually make i'm an apple baby and my dad gives me five
I've been to chaos reparations for the patriarchy. So, I don't know.
Oh, well, Reggie, nice.
Oh, so the only time you can do it's hardly the bare minimum honestly.
Yeah, if you see it is
You think
Yeah, no, why is there like 50 people in here like almost like more than half of them disagree with this
I don't know why they disagree with me. Here we go. Boom
I
I think I'm not being here. I think I'm not being here.
Okay, guys, I know y'all all here for me, but calm down guys calm down.
Guys calm down calm down. It's enough of me. Yeah, set it twice like you bring
So it's money because
It does not matter. High school is just like a small period of your life.
Troubling has not happened. The guy with money is going to get the girl on the car.
It'll work.
Yo, I'm just saying, like, if you look bad, everything else is going to be even worse.
So it's like,
Oh my God.
It's so hard.
It's so hard.
I'm pretty. It's just that I'm much easier to just make money.
You're nothing else that matters, bro.
Born.
What do you want?
Okay, okay. I'll go with it.
Why not?
Because I never got to say my point.
back in I think it was 2019 it was 2019 there was a news article and it was a woman in England
and she got she got arrested for literally outliving someone I don't know I don't know what you're
allowed to say. She's too pretty to go to jail like she got released because she says she's too
pretty good job looking up right now to pretty good a jail story and you will see it pop up
looks will get you out of so many bad situations bro yeah looks will hit you out of situations
or just looks at everything looks are all that matter listen what is bp what is bp
Like looks the girls want less and like money the girls want like financial support like
It's like the same thing but like the only difference is that with money could make do so much more so
Now and the thing is every person every man has a personality, right? So it's like
Personals if like it's really easy to change and adapt
Looks is like you like you can't really change your looks much. You can make it a little bit better
We can't change it. So looks are really all that matters
just
the personality
it's
like changeable
for like easily
so you can like
kind of
you want them
yeah people will ignore the bad trades if you look good
exactly yeah
they'll ignore anything
good personality needs good looks
you know if you have money people would do whatever you want
like what are you talking about
you know
how much money do you actually need
but there's some like fat rich guys who
maybe they can get something but
They'll never be truly loved
Bro, you gotta make like $30,000 extra for every inch that you're shorter as a guy like this is just faxed
Bro, you're never gonna make that much money to overcompensate looking ugly. You just need to look good
Kanye 33 is absolutely right like
100% right you have to look good to get anything in life like if you're a girl if you don't look good
You're not gonna get
Okay, she's good easy a little too much. We gotta hit somebody else just kick her out
Did you just go out?
Enough enough it was enough out of her guys. That was the only female representation that we had on the stage
Exactly
That's the point what okay?
No, I could maybe I can speak for the women
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I have a country to be right?
I think my man is like decent looking but they have the best personality.
They're financially well.
They have a good mental.
He wouldn't date me just because of the looks.
Cold?
No, I wouldn't.
So if I like had money, right?
If he had money and he was ugly as shit, yes, I would go for him 100%.
If he had money, I would go for him.
Exactly.
I'm asking you know I'm asking you so would you would you go go start a million
stuff where you just kind of use him and it kind of did them actually use him
that's it yeah it's like the multiplier on looks is so much harder than that
and every other trait, it's just like it far outweighs everything else.
A multiplier needs a base amount, and that should be your personality, so be who you are,
what you have to offer to others.
You know what I mean?
I don't need looks.
No, but your personality is based off your looks.
No.
Yeah, some people see it that way.
Okay, look, look, if you're attractive, the girl's going to end up being with you
longer.
money and you're ugly she's using you um and correct him you can have something to
offer without having money or looks what you have to you have to funny max that's the only
way that's not a thing she will not want you for you bro never you have to
It's ear, money, personality.
It was never the haircut.
This is it.
They always give it just become a gesture.
It never works.
It works for a little bit.
Look at this thing.
I'm trying to gesture, Max, and it doesn't work.
It's 100 million.
You got to stay with the remax.
What are you doing next year?
If you grind for money, I guess then you could afford
the surgeries you need.
Let me see.
Let me see.
So this is my case.
Money matters.
Store term came for long term gain.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me see.
Wait, hold on, speed.
Right, same as the guys, like, the perfect,
like, looks wise, he's perfect, right?
Looks wise?
But he's like a horrible person.
Good done.
Oh, so like, I've actually been in that situation.
I broke up with him.
He just wasn't right there.
Like, girls love horrible people, though.
They love them.
I mean, they love also killers, let's be honest.
Look at, I don't know if they're killers.
I've been on trial with a bunch of fangirls and so on, but I don't know where.
Yeah, the petition to let them know, I signed it.
It's the love bombing.
It's the love bombing.
They're so sweet and they're so nice in the beginning and they become horrible and
you hold on to the sweetest memories to try to stay with them.
It's not the fact that they're a bad person later.
It's the fact that they were such a great person in the beginning.
That's what keeps girls in such terrible relationships.
No, that's just the way it is for yourself.
What if you LARP Max?
That's busy dating.
Dating is LARPing.
I think my whole life has been a LARP Maxing session.
Not wrong.
Everybody puts on a mask.
Some thicker than others, but everybody puts on some form of mask.
That's just how society is.
But that's fine.
You have really masks.
Why do you show everyone masks?
No, that's why you show yourself.
And one that even yourself can't see.
Can we guys be more inclined to listen to the take of someone who's more attractive than you?
If your subject is lying through their teeth, women, 100% wear a mask.
Will act like the sweetest angels ever in the beginning.
We'll be so, so, so sweet.
That's probably a human because of the US Scammer.
Okay, how does this matter about the criminal argument?
They go to prison regardless, so it has no effect on the judicial system.
But what if a petition is signed and they get let out because of it?
Or their bail is paid off?
That has literally not happened.
Serial killers who look like they're suddenly go to jail for you because they look attractive
and someone made a change.org petition.
Wrong.
No, it's not happened.
Have you seen it?
The women in prison do so much better than men
because they get sugared eddies on the outside like they'll call their friends
and whatnot in jail like they're roomies they're bunkies
and they'll get people to send them money. What are you saying?
What are you talking about?
I haven't even talked about this before. And even men get the same experience.
Syracillers like 10-buddy and stuff get love letters and items and gifts
all the time in prison. If anything they're more known for it.
True.
True.
Lock it.
There's less than super hot men as one of the come around all the girls walk. It's just a dating percentage thing
You know, I mean, it's it's a statistic
Yeah quality or something you have to rank up
What's your voice out of ugly?
What's your voice out of ugly?
Should I just go ugly girls too?
Personality max but these days that's impossible.
Personality max can help.
Bang.
Now I'll give him something to think about.
Um, so...
Video games.
That was a game, that was a game.
No, it was fun.
Are you still gambling on me?
No, I don't get it!
He's lying.
Trying to end stream. Classic.
I don't still absolutely fucking everywhere.
I would like a competitive game would be nice right now.
I would even like something it CS because look he has money in his account maybe he can
do cases and then we play.
Perhaps.
Perhaps.
Yo.
you
yell
pratfall what's pratfall
let's see what the chat thinks
pratfall
what does that mean?
i'm reading what the chat wants to play
uh...
everyone in the chat said deadlock
wait i was thinking what about cs because you have money in your steam
and then you unbox boxes and then we play a match
because we were going to play CS with them yesterday.
There's only even like CS.
I mean, we could do a five man rank.
OK, I'm trying to win.
I mean, I like CS.
I like the new at the game.
I have cooler skins.
I have more friends.
All wrong.
All wrong.
I like Counter Strike.
I got ranked on my third count, but it wasn't very great.
What was it?
17K.
That's about 1-9 in Marzana.
I don't think I don't think you are
Because we can't queue together I
Think for some reason you are low dude
I don't know if my my I have to get my other account because I couldn't have my friends because I couldn't my
MMR was too high on this account. We can try my one year old
I don't need it and it talks to my being like for real. I don't know why we can't do this
The last twice I placed them. It's both
1830 like I why would it be back now like what?
did you skip a season or something I did and does that matter I don't think so
then what the fuck happened let's just try real quick no thank you together we
know this already we could try suck my balls we need to find two more boys and
we can always try we could also ask Aero we could just try to find people and
And then maybe we can try nothing hurts
Train never responded. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I don't know
Buddha
I'm higher than you guys you guys are puns
Yeah, no
Okay, who's who said that you you're saying this yeah mean you can cue together. Yeah
Shut up
So I
Can join love you what?
Yeah, it's a sessions no longer available. Thanks. I'm trying to get it again. It's you Jesse. It's you
you're the lowest no it isn't I literally is because my my mMR is like 22 to 25k area
minds of let me try to queue let me try to let me try to queue with you on me okay
fuck out of my lobby thank you it works hey what yeah no shit it works bro but
us three can't why can't I queue with both of you because I'm telling you
something happened with his elo I know what bro just to me to me
You don't understand mathematics your math is shit. Okay, so why how come me and him can do this script?
I mean and and and know me could be as little as 1,000 and could still mean that we did this try wasn't work together
It says it all even even 1,000 to mean a difference because the okay, so I'm just too high elo
No impossible. I can queue with high elo
Okay, I can queue with I low too, but Jesse's a higher
No, because that's not possible because I can... wait oh you're the lowest is what you're saying.
You're saying you're 17k? Oh me? Area? I was like... I think I'm like 25k or something is what it was.
Last time I played I could queue with Phenom and he was like 29 or 30k and I could queue with him.
If it's a 5 stack that's it just works. No it wasn't a 5 stack.
that.
Oh.
When's the last time that I played Dopa?
If you look at my rating, it's like 17-9 or something like that.
I mean, can we not...
What about Moxie? Let me hit up Moxie.
Let me see. Yo.
I can't join you guys. I can't join.
Okay.
Yeah, we can do lobby because we can kill.
Yeah, we've blocked you
Wait, so can you two you two obviously can't together right? I mean let me see if I can queue with you X
I had a hard to recite about this. We just tried that and that's not how math works
I just told you the opposite way could never work. I know I know I know I know
Um
Wait, what do you mean to my stats?
Like how do you even see your stats while you're letting me play there?
It's like on a website.
As you check the group chat.
Checking this?
Um, no, cause it's just like some of my settings.
Yeah.
Bro, look.
Look, a lot of the games I played, I was 16-3.
Like, as long as you're not 27, it shouldn't be that bad.
Ah, let me see.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, I do create something, maybe we just...
I didn't play until a year.
Like, I lost a thousand games.
Like, these are my last games.
So we have to work with them.
Well, all the matches are here.
If decade happened then my 17 with decade further
17,000 two years ago
16,000 one year after then the maximum it was 15
Like you're just being dumb because it like it what I haven't done is this year. It's so cancer. How do I check my face?
Yes, that's
Like holy fucking shit so cancer
Okay, let's see.
I, 20, 24,220.
The premise of what you're saying is that if this is the rating, right, this is zero
and this would be 20k, then my rating would be like this.
Like this.
And one year, two year.
Like, bro, nothing happened here.
Why would it dip down?
Like you're just being stupid.
I know, I think you literally just need like
a thousand more E-Lo probably is what you're on.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Like 500, like bro, like what is your actual rating?
Like your actual number?
I don't have it, but the last one was 24,220
is what I ended with.
Oh, that's why you're the reason for sure.
My last reading was 21.
Bro, can you do it with 10K off?
Yeah, it's like 9, the actual limit was like 9,100 or something
like that.
Yeah, I'm like founded off like two wins away.
That's all I want to guess that it's not that far away.
This is all matches.
Let's see, the chat's saying get two people, but here's the problem.
We don't have two more friends that are available, like no one.
I would be in like four people, no one else wanted to be.
CS ratings of players in your party are too high to participate because a player does
not have an established CS rating.
I think you have to play a game solo.
Like, I don't know how far it's going to be.
Have you won a game?
It might be that.
to do to get ready to get ranked and yeah but I think you just need a game
though because you're the only guy here without a game and we don't have our
ranks yet either and it's just an it but I think that might be what's going on
here well who's that us let me just kick him out from like like this is
why I don't add people like genuinely like it's so fucking annoying it like
brother I did this challenge with chat or like I meant to be able to play like
like oh we'll play this game for content whatever right and it's like a prize
or something like that and it's so god damn annoying you have no idea how
annoying it is like anything people join the lobby
He's just fucking, uh, scuffle up, he's out, bro.
We call that-
I joined Yal, I got in a game with Omnia a while ago,
so like hashtag shameless lol.
No.
Uh, maybe, maybe, maybe you're right,
maybe you need to play one game
and get like an established rating,
and maybe I have nothing to go on.
Yeah, and the thing is,
is I'm down to watch you do that.
Guys, I will lose.
No, you need to win the game.
Yeah, you have to win.
Like I'm also down to just watch that too if you want to do that.
That might be what's cucking us, because you haven't gotten a game, and we all have played it.
It does say a different message when we three try to play, compared to when me and you try to play.
Wait, just don't mean the game so that I can queue with you.
But you made the game go up, and I mean, we're a lose.
Well, no, if we win the game then you'll get more ready.
no that means your teammates are also going to be higher rating
that's good
join me
it's a better quality game
hell yeah, alright bet
well they're worried about a game, we're about to get dicked down looking
we're not about to get dicked out
i have a lot of practice and i'm very good now
i'm gonna sit in the chair
the game is not boring
No, but I was thinking they don't have a string
can be boring a little bit.
And also snappers don't make it pretty boring.
Wait, the one on the string?
Whoa, that server was, you're on a California server.
Sniper's make it really boring.
That's terrible.
But also, I've been noticing, that's a bit deadlock
as an epidemic, and I'm going to say what it is,
of actual map hackers.
Yeah, maybe it's just walls, but it's insane.
Like it's having a silence and I don't think anybody's noticing because it's because it's a hero shooter
They don't really notice it, but the last three times that I was like, I think that's cheating
I looked at the replay and the actual three out of three three replays three cheaters
Yeah, people cheat in this game that's like the worst part about it is this anti-cheat is terrible people
I mean they get banned, but some people don't get banned for like months, and it's just weird man skins and shit
It's just fucked.
I'm fine with that log not the CS by the way, but it's all good.
Alright, cool.
Like who am I talking to?
Like genuinely though, like why did I...
No, but like why did I say it take?
I'm not a part of it.
I wasn't a part of the conversation, I just joined.
I don't know my bad.
No, I was just saying...
I was just saying it's like I noticed that, you know,
that like like I I think sometimes I'm like dude I'm getting it like I'll play
like crazy and it's just it's the cheater like I kind of hate that yeah I
mean we like you already a handful yeah we cheaters like actually yeah but
every time I call it out like I visit you don't want to play together like I
was never I love that off so much pull that thing out yes sir no they
4-4 blue with the gloves too with it with even with with with the color
See the stickers get the team out DLC. I love that sticker. It's so fucking nice as all three colors of the skin too
Hello darkness my old friend
My hey team I'm going there Marcha I'm going
my god isn't that exe city oh so we play a bit like off-stream and every fucking game bro
It's all good, it would be nice then.
Just aim and win.
That's my crosshair.
I don't like it.
Okay.
Nothing made?
Probably...
The character looks short.
by
the character looks short
it's because somebody made me put the view model of a pro
it's just like all the blood weather
chat
last two apps
here, here
Yep, catch him, help.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
I thought you ended streamed my pet.
I'm the girl.
Uh, if I were to guess, probably a rush. You know what?
Let me sell this real quick.
Yeah.
Yep.
I forgot to light up the second room.
Is that good?
What?
I forgot.
Hey, can you flash mid for me?
Yeah, go ahead.
Something palace.
Uh, ladder.
There's two more mid, two more mid.
One lighter room.
I'm pushing up the other room.
I
Kill that boy kill nice
You know I get the flag on one of them and we kill them
Everybody wants a firearm. Yeah, me firearm
I got you.
Yeah, but with that Molly just throw it at the wall right in front of the car.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I know lineup, I know lineup is what I'm saying.
It's just because I was looking at the one on the antenna.
I think you're thinking of a smoke.
He pushed me!
No, no, look, it's at the top of the antenna, right?
It's above it, it's like here, it's directly here.
And it bounces off the wall then it lands in the end of the run.
One toss, one toss, please.
Hide a ninja, ninja!
One more Tetris, lit like 85.
No!
I played bad, I played bad, Asher's aimed at death.
Nice!
Double me, that was good.
Thank you, bruh, thank you.
My lot of backseat.
Yeah, 100%, 100%.
it's so hard for me not to holy fuck
and i was stuck there, i was at, like, a k, i just spudged like a man, i had nothing to do there
this is just pushed out but, so i got knew where i was there, you know what i mean
i mean you got your shotgun, you just want to get in a good spot
is this why you have no reason? okay?
i did it, i did it
i think i got this
and i'm dead
Wow, not bad!
Hold that shit.
Maybe underpass?
I got one.
Hold this under.
I hear nothing to do.
Like a talus.
Someone get it right?
What that?
I fell underpass.
Look at it. I saw it. I hear one top mid.
For sure.
Nothing to do.
Yeah, it could have been random.
Oh, something's on his eyes.
One rat, one rat, one rat.
Spin, spin, spin, spin.
Yep.
Connector, in connector.
Yeah, behind you.
One's cat, one's connector.
Pardon me.
In connector.
connector
Take this one close fuck. Yeah
Nice
Shots, thank you man. That's good. Oh, what do you want?
Give me that, give me that.
I'm sorry.
So what?
Get that APAC.
Take it ramp early.
Like just run knife out.
Really?
Yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'll see him.
Oh, then how to?
Just hold your knife out.
You just run there.
Then you're gonna take it left immediately.
Yep, and then get ready to look.
You could look into ramp.
Like this?
Yeah, but you're the one.
That shot, but wait.
I never take it.
I'm just not gonna do it.
I hate it. I hate any for fucking like like wobbling heads. I get fucked on every time that I don't get another gun to kill there
Here palace, I hear one palace. It's a timing thing though. You want to get there early?
I think they're gonna go where they're being. One might jump in this smoke.
Sorry, he's hiding in there. Oh there's one on site.
Nice nice
Nice
Nice bottom it lasts
Oh this guy just making up bombs then report him
I really got fucking shit on him
You went crazy. That was good happening. Nice Ilya.
I'm gonna do. Okay. Here he comes. Here he comes.
Double the ramp. Double the ramp.
Above the fucking antenna. All the way in there for movement.
We have off. You have the best spawn. Aw.
You could go connected there by the way, and you have the best spawn at peak mid.
Okay. It's just... It's just the antenna. It's not the antenna. It's just the antenna.
I'm wide here Wow what was it one bench
Oh
Chat calling calling calling Benj here within a bad column like it's just directly in front of
It's just nice stupid ice. If I say bench, he's not a bench, he dies
If the guy's in between site and bench as a bench, he's gonna look like what?
I said bench after because at the end of your death cam you saw none of that
No games and sorry for my past chat sex and I was cooked and in not asking for a
Unban I just hope one day we crossed paths you inspired me to start streaming
I will be a better game of the new one day to
I'm gonna go to um
Wait, this guy doesn't know how to do the jump here.
That one slows him up like a...
Where?
I'll run for caution.
Is it us?
Smoke's changed, wasn't it?
Okay.
It's in the area.
Nice.
Is that adding no-one?
Yeah, where's the rest?
No house.
We're in the church.
I'm on the bottom.
We're in the bottom.
We're good.
One more coming.
No, on the back!
Lookin' under.
Doctor House?
What's on it?
What the gush on it?
What other color could that be?
No, no, no, what other color could that be I mean that if you get a bad pattern on it
It is it gonna be what? Oh like the teal. It's like that teal gone. Oh, it's the bullet that I got last time
Yeah, you got it like a face too
bullshit his is like perfect i can buy someone
uh i mean i suck with these guns but i'll take whatever
thank you that's right i got it full speed at the
anthana come on yes
So it's a
Smoking there. I did I get this whole house one in apps one bone towards me
Yeah, I like this spot. I'm gonna be on a couch to just have the guy. Yeah, this is a good spot
That guns in activity like wider as in your mouse goes a little left. Yeah, yeah, that's perfect
if Gaggo's Tetris and jumps on top of the second block he sees you too so you wanna crouch.
I'll use a one guys and one.
Okay, alright I meant so best.
I'm feeling a B in mid to B.
I mean, we're dead here. I'm not gonna say I got it
Oh my god, man, he's guys hiding like a prison and the bars like look
I
Look like a fucking cave gargoyle in there
Okay, wait, I can we just fucking say one goddamn god damn
Guys ego yo TV sell that shit. You're gonna save that
Economics this round. Okay, you can get a deal and you go con and you kill the guy when he runs out
Okay, I run fast wait no stand it
Run fast where come the right yeah con from there. Yep. Just run fast all the way to con
And you're gonna stand the upper level of con and you're gonna kill that guy when you're gonna be the first
Yep
Close well now
You almost had it as it was a good try
Let's not do that
I'm dead here, waaaaaaand dead it.
I don't mind this.
Two bench, two bench.
Oh wait, I hit somebody.
One more near bench.
Wait.
One's bench, left side.
One more guy.
Get ready.
Let's try.
You can crouch, drop more by the way,
than the eagle, and it helps a lot.
I think I would still stop putting
a tiny bit of recoil on that, a tiny bit.
Like a...
X-Bite me, I'm falling.
I'll give you a...
A lot of people with the eagle,
they like swing and then they
hold crouch and shoot.
hold crouch and shoot also I call it a dog a dunk swing I watch this up too bad
not great though
I don't know what to go.
You know stairs in like a ramp or one palace and then one push out.
Nice palace down.
I think that was palace.
He just ran.
I think that was double zoom that's why I didn't see him.
I'm a gemmute good roll there was one firebox
though yeah there's one firebox one palace yeah it's not called yep you're
right I think we're losing long angles because we're gonna we're gonna take
holding in two sturdy low key
wait something close yep I'm going all in a window
One bench, close to right out of market, like all the way from one-year bench and one-year
back.
I'm not going to do it.
Okay, hold up.
My second shot didn't hit, is that what you think, what's up with that, I think I
hit him, shut down.
Alright, now tell your teammates you need to lock in, because you need this for
your rank.
Lock in, it's your rank.
I could smoke window and fucking con
Ignore you
Lock ins my neck up
Locking guys this is my rank up and this is my friend X's rank up guys please I need this really bad
I don't know where we got this one
Let's go, let's go, let's go
Are we going, are we going?
They like me
Are we going?
Yeah let's smoke window
We're going mid
Check for the smoke before you peek
Fucking con
Throwing smoke!
Eh, don't make noise up, they're still here.
Don't make noise V, or are they?
Oh, there's just two there, two there!
There's one down front.
One down there.
One bench and one close.
Please, one bench.
One on stairs on the hand.
I try you literally just take your time there you're on a set slow your shots sound a little
you're on a set like I mean I was done I did the glockman is just like in and span it
it's pretty accurate when you spend it is shit oh we need to win this game we're on
low it's like that far though just
saving over and yeah I'm trying to get it to come in W now watch this
he's gonna peek die and he's gonna say oh then I got two bells with eagles
by a big fine kids who have been yep yep beat this guy
I
Think that was sight and the jungle
He'll do jumping a smoke over here. I have enough for smoke
Let's hook window first
Yeah, I can't
it's got lock in here you need this
do you
look at the scoreboard
just buy deagle stay at 2,000
you didn't even get a smoke if you want
I'm just gonna show you this guy, fuck.
The whole bro shot.
I might be fucking...
I'm gonna use that one.
Good shot, though.
You have good aim, you're just not counter strafing.
Your aim is on, then.
Oh
Oh
How much I do a palace creep
I think so.
Yeah, maybe we can.
I'll go first.
I can smoke anything.
Just tell me.
I'll smoke CT.
I'll take a booth.
I'll just hold that stairs angle.
Walk on fucker!
We'll smoke that front part now.
Why is this giving up so much space?
What the hell?
I'll smoke in 35.
I'm flashing in, flashing once. Flash in again.
One jungle.
Two behind the palace.
You hit him by the way. You hit the enemy.
Nice.
Nice, nice good trick.
I'm not here to see you go.
One stairs, one stairs.
Both of them!
Come on!
One of mine.
H H
Oh get the a-pick
Yep, just go straight ramp and just hold from the bottom. Just hold it and you can see the guy run across the connector
the guy that was me earlier yes exactly you don't have to walk up or nothing you
could say ground level
just get ready yeah just hold it you already know right there right there you
want to go from back you don't want to commit to the eggs
What did he just smoke from there?
I hear nothing.
They want to go on that back wall.
One on essentially.
Okay.
One might be underpass.
One down.
One cat.
He smoked off that.
One under.
Yeah, you have you tell the thunder yeah
Nice
I think that's I can moley con if you want my
I
Know something like 60 you can Molly cat go upon
Any matter what it's a gun landing. Oh, dude
Save that I mean I didn't date I was looking for my teammate. I was looking for the people that would cross over but they were always in
wait what the fuck to the box yeah
you have to spawn again I thought somebody would would push would push
either either uh window underpass cat they were all over the party which is when being said
make sure to go on that back wall
wait right there that we're just back wall here yeah you can see everyone across like that yeah
i think it back wall here i'm done no it's all good okay i think i would just take it down
We shouldn't give up the vision because of the smoke
He's in there
I'm a sneaky rat
Okay, buddy
Saving is a bad
I was going to pick that what's roll I know I know something that makes you a god
Crouch before you shoot, bro.
Trust.
Hold on.
Whose fucking phone touched my fucking finger?
My fucking fucking...
Yo! Yo! Yo! My phone touched my finger!
My phone touched my finger, I swear!
That actually hurt me.
It's over.
number crouch when you shoot
he's camping
you right, I mean if you hear you right clicking that's a thing
here's quick quick question do you have syringe in an infinity control panel
what are the best things?
I'm glad you guys are having a lot of fun looting by the way, I'm so glad.
Dude, oh my god, we're trying, doc!
Trying my best, bro.
Dude, yeah, man.
Come on, let's go!
I'm not too sick, I'm not too sick.
I could have been better, I'm sorry I failed you.
It's okay, guys.
Yeah, it's safe.
Oh my god.
Oh, you're right.
What?!
Well, yeah, it's also a pre-fire angle too, so you gotta be careful of that as well.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm gonna start a pixel nice. Let's go
I'm a click on her now
I use G-Sync
When you're in trouble are you holding character? That's why when you get to that spot you want to jump when you're CT
Because they can get there
Right there
I haven't heard about G-Sync in forever.
Lots of my G-Sync was like eight years ago and it was still pretty uh...
Let's go B.
Let's go B.
Come here, come here.
Let's go B.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Get you in this.
Not up again.
I'm sure.
I'm fed the bomb.
I love the cops.
All those things are crap.
That's what she based on.
That's what I was saying.
Great gloves.
Unless your assistant is a piece of shit, all of them are just a piece of shit.
all intel is eyeing it, all syncs, all fsa, bullshit, all, all those shit
this is TV, TVT taken but that's in line with what I'm saying though
like system stability and and and um consistency is better than just
High frame rate that fluctuates with some piece of shit sink man
It's the April one like watch right watch right watch for the 8k you want that and say thank you yet
By armor bro
Go go go go go go
Nice
triple stack the fucking road quad, quad, quad stack, quad
nice
I don't think they have ults, we'll have aiming deduced with uh, like
making that shit better in like 10 years
I don't like a lot of it but I like a very very nice advice
There's a like when there's like a 2x or X
But AI I think meant the newer AI like the actual gen shit
You might be in that corner just hiding
Mito noise
One near ticket.
I'm gonna pick up this one.
Me. Me. Wait.
Oh my...
Where's the fucking smoke?
One near stairs.
The other one's gonna fade by now.
I'm going, dig me.
One near stairs.
I
Yeah, I mean they've really they let you down big time
Yeah, like dude these guys are 18k with 60 80 are bro like come on wait. Let's have a game
These guys were nothing without us bro
But the gap was huge though like this are like what these is we're playing way worse
You needed a Wender. Fuck.
Let's just try, maybe.
It will be good enough.
Yeah, we can try it and see if it works. Oh my god, that's...
Is that a lot? Invite me.
damn, max swim
what?
ah, bum
67, it was 0.6712 and you just went away
I
Jump
Try it see if you can I doubt it. I think you need a ways
No, no, no, it's not fun. Yeah, that was good. Oh, oh unless you know, yeah, I was gonna end it
But you don't play game of it like I'll bomb them down
But then that'll be two games where Jesse doesn't play and that's not the end.
I thought about that at the end. I thought about that. That's why I was going to say, I don't care.
No, I don't give a fuck. I literally don't give a shit. I don't care.
You pinky promise?
Yeah, I don't care.
Yeah, because I was going to go offline and then we're probably going to play anyway. You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. You're good.
Well, like, this is my offline game, you feel me?
Yeah, you are good.
I'm vibing, chilling, relaxing type shit.
Yeah, so you know what I've been doing?
I've been playing shapes while I'm dead in this game,
because this game is response time, so like an hour and a half.
I actually build machines while I get a dead timer.
It's like I'm watching the stream, but I'm like front stage,
like I could put that delay.
It's all good.
I texted Duda, let me see if he's gonna play.
okay I read the patch my kid was actually better but they buffed both I
did this
that's the moment that guy cheated when we play memory exploited our first game
together also has a party where it's yeah remember we played off stream and
you're like yeah you're gonna like this game and we played in the guy
exploited the barrel oh yeah we have next letter remember two people did it
to is it the next game yeah we played only two games to show these in the
game to Jesse and then both both the dead next letter I literally hit you
with that right I'm a good man like actually so Santa who's gonna play
I
Some guys they said
Yo, it's you, but I've been using your your haze guide it and the other guy said it. Oh, yeah
Um, and I did I said it and the idea is that people were here were hating and I was in yet first, but it's actually looking better now
Holy shit. I felt the war was coming out of my head now tell the real story
Tell the real story now, I was there for that game you fucking liar. Wait, what there you liar
Wait, what happened don't interrupt me don't interrupt me. Wait, what he said he said yo X
I use your haze build and then and then you said wait really and he said
Wait, are you being serious cuz he's even told me that
That happened too, but that was at the end of the night then, when I played this game
here with Ico, this game, these guys said that, they said that, it was two of them,
two of them.
I'm not kidding, it was two of them.
That's not a vibes.
No, they would have made a story where there's two guys when we only interact with one
guy on that game, like come on bro, I wouldn't use it, like on the record I'm gonna make
a fake story, like fucking come on bro.
when I know it, it only is in the call, I wouldn't have done that, I was just fucking
branded it.
Like what?
Come on to you, Busta.
But it was two guys, it was two guys.
I think it's mid-left, Busta.
My cat is so cute.
Is he
The hands you got is it course is it fluffy is it short goes it's kind of it's fluffy
Oh, it's going after something right now. It's fluffy. So up. So up. That's great. Well, it's a lot motherfucker
There's also ginormous
Not fat, but like just a big
Oh, but we went into the, uh, the thing is we can't turn around.
We're so fucking close.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Get out of there, get out of there!
What a joke man, I was gonna record it. He's adorable, but my phone's dead
I'm getting to platinum tonight by the way, I'm like one game away, that's good
What's in the clock?
It's about damn time.
That's great.
I'm literally almost fucking done.
Wait, isn't that so graphically?
Isn't that John Reiner?
Even the mighty Hitches...
Uh, that Starcraft genre.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my...
Yeah, they added that at two matches ago, where you can slide a slide parry for somebody
else and it's really broken and it has like a really big decent window.
It's disgusting.
It is genuinely unfunny.
And they should have never added that.
It made the game so much better.
Because the forward hitbox is not, it appears in the city manner.
Like you're getting paid by something you can't even see it, it's really stupid.
Listen, male lives in hero shooters have always been very fucky because it's lingering here.
You know you know.
What the?
What the?
Wow, I wanted any damage, okay?
This is a hero shooter.
I mean, yeah, you're shooting.
Yeah, it's a hero shooter.
I mean, yeah, this is a hero shooter.
Hero shooter.
Mobile hybrid.
Yeah.
a lot a lot of concepts in this game are more here today than than mother
I think they have to be
Valorant use, but it's a tactical shooter hybrid.
I mean, you're not the... I mean...
They're not what we call heroes. I mean, it doesn't really apply here.
They all do the same thing, right?
It doesn't change the core format. The core format is always the same.
I mean, how much did I lose? 80%?
But then if I was always going...
Da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...
Like, dude, it's so stupid, man.
I'll be able to do anything more than what if you're a dog shit
I'm gonna plant him with my on my heal is this ready to come get it and I'm gonna sleep
That's uh, I'm just flat out unlucky.
You know what? I'm gonna say bunny, since it's already kind of cooked, I'm not gonna buy anything,
I'm just gonna say bunny and I'm just gonna go straight up here cuz I-
Death will come for them as they sleep.
I don't think we're gonna get many more kills out of this.
But your shit the game like this guy
Oh, so we need to tell you are shit at the goddamn video game
Hey, he's trying his best to be pesky buddy buddy
You can't you don't win fights your team is winning because playing Yamato bullshit
shit
dog shit
take it take it take it
that was yours man
you should try to be courier
slow and try to use spells
now you can build damage
haze does not use bullet damage
sometimes we have to do this
haze uses bullet
it's bullet speed and ap rich
the ad is shit it's useless
That looks totally legit, but it's not like I died from it. I can't tell my screen yet
was
It's just that it's just the game. She's dead
True we're getting body
It's okay. I'll
Bro, you just the one of those things that loses it like it's one of those things
I guess it's something I always thought.
Yeah.
Look at that!
400!
And he has it!
Two, eight, eight items.
He's gonna so fucking brain dead it.
I have more offensive items than he does.
And he does half my 3x1 ability.
It might be time to visit the store.
Oh there come on I'm buying the fence I don't want to fight him I want to win the game
they win the battle I win the war I'll give a shit enjoy your lane winning man
either gonna be behind in souls in eight minutes and then they'll be way
behind it and it'll lose again. What do I care?
We're gonna do it with our peasants.
That's what I do. Peasants.
Oh, okay, we're gonna share as well. Nice.
I
Here
Oh, we can't you have to get out of
What's up hours
I'm poor I'm poor I'm bro I'm the bro keys in the game
I'm started taking a punchbox okay very cool
I'm going to leave this after this, alright I'm off.
Two or three stops so we're good now.
walker is under attack I can't get your trees these guys are
He's still not got it. It is super governor this stuff landed
The problem is that, this is the problem that you watch at the same problem, is that
a hero shooter is a lot harder to balance than a mobba because players will be better
at different things and aiming is a big component.
This character if you're going to aim you're going to rule everybody else, so they have
and there's the values and there's a bunch of other shit.
She's like sit here because I saw that on a guide online.
Wait a biiitch
Flash fire
What's that?
No
I'm at your dream
understanding stats like it doesn't mean you see a study you understand it then
but the ship was like 42% when right there at all ratings even now I like it
and it was broken in pro play like nice way it's that we don't you can explain
it then because you don't understand it there you don't understand you just
thought you're just saying stats because they make oh my I need to prove
my point guys so here's a stat for you we don't understand your stats what's
The objector is like some cratom or some shit
They have reverb at 15 minutes for what reason or
But if you didn't have a river I was dead if you had if you had any of them in the game and reverb
I was completely dead here
Reverb is an additive. It's something that makes your other shit better.
Like, what? So we remember.
Well, because...
It's like in League, if you start with Deathcap, I mean, it's bad.
Other items that give less AP, that are better.
It's just terrible.
It makes what your bullets do better, but if you can't get bullets out then what's the
play most of the way we would buy it.
Where's my tree, guys?
I'm out, I'm just, I'm in a cave.
I'm gonna recall to come back and actually win the game.
I've been debating what set of the farmer.
I'm just fucking dead, then.
I'm not going to do that actually and it's a better overall combo.
And thank you Vector.
wins like until the very first I'm not I'm on things are going out
I mean he's got playing path I mean as much I do that
with the lady had early I should be dead and but he's going to the game so
Our green water is under attack green green green green
That's the best
Holy shit that guy is not melted
Yeah, we're done.
I wish the jungle was weak.
That hatch I had bought is so weird.
I don't know if people are doing the air jumps.
You won't be able to hatch houses like fucking.
It's really random.
You're gonna have overall less low inputs.
Next up is a capacitor capacitor will make kills like I like the one I tried to do on the first it'll make the match
Pengeable
Yeah
I mean
I mean, there's two of them on my jungle. Maybe you should be winning this fight.
No, wait, there's another thing. I mean, you can be losing the fight and then you get
I was not right there I mean I don't get up there so I die I mean you know I'm not
Is your man?
This is sick.
Not my day.
I am.
Why is the character missing so many bullets?
I'm not on the full build yet.
I mean yeah just reacting just doing some stuff at the same time
okay no no no you got rude it was rude
I'm ahead but I give in with all the nerfs a haze is like worse and everybody else that
same soul so you want even more head like being ahead is not good it'd be way more
I had that you know me that's my friend. Hey theory
Love the look it doesn't seem the same way
I feel like you're getting like all the form
That's my job. I just I just um I vacuum it
I
Can't fight
You're still
Yeah, I pause the game pause the level then my my get my computer's the game pause the game
Okay, we can also kill in furnace when we're back, okay, yeah, like he's free you might die
But so lucky that I might be sitting in black serenity
Both my mother is frozen and then my second mother had this thing with like the outline goes fucking white and it flashed like a bro
your gp does have like a seizure this game does that a lot though
go are you ready yeah bro i was gonna go i was gonna kill come on come on come on
keep fighting i kind of want to do only one play left i gotta be yeah i killed the rest
Okay, I'll make sure you're in the enemies to your walls.
Just borrow the game.
I ignore that, I ignore that.
It's a mod, if you kill.
You guys took the glitch type thing.
I got one more to this one.
Yeah, I'm pretty fed now.
Did that work?
This fucking game.
Oh, I'm filming a little?
Well, I can kill everybody now.
right yeah
green
oh my god
that guy just killed me
I'm invincible
I had to
And
Like
Yeah, and he was fully set at that point like he had decisions the next
Oh, you're good
Oh, you're good
Damn
I kinda can't
I didn't really get anything
I knew that
brother that was that was so close
I feel like that's the enemy
that was way closer than it should be
but that's not all this shit that he's like right now
it's really broken right now
like you just playing like I exist you lose the game
it's really fucking cancer
that's my main when I play this game
yeah it's pretty strong
he's fine
I need an inhibitor that's fine
and we have no walker so I could decide him
Oh unless...
The inhibitor is bad.
But I think it's so good.
Also against enemies.
The inhibitor got nerfed by 15%.
They put a bomb inside the enemy.
Always good because the game gives you better and better buffs and that buffs will be 4 guaranteed
buffs.
oh yeah the permanent bus it's like a stat of rivers of the game and they get any
scales without the game so the bullet damage you get on the ground is like
I think like 3% initially will go up like what like 9%
like Chad was maxed out it's like 8%
it's like insane
I need to buy them here, but we gotta fight, and I have another massive wagon.
Uh-oh.
your bag
Okay, I don't care I did
I don't care that one's for the fail montage
I've not been playing that much I've been able to play in my war movements
you can add dash you can push in the curb boost whatever the fuck off as I
Okay, next up I think is Silencer.
I would go, I would go, I would go and stumble, then CC, and normally I would go, um, with
the new patch, I've been trying Mercurial, um, mag, because I think you kind of need
that AP can boost. I think the bullet damage nerfs are really rough. No I mean.
to get the things
Thank you sir, thank you for the damn huge
Tell them off, it's time
Like he's silenced and silenced and slowed to aggressive, I can't do anything
I see him.
What the hell?
I see him.
That guy is so shit, it's disgusting.
It's just deceiving.
It's not a wall kicking and they're all like a whole thing because I get spaghetti
It's true, it's a fact it's a fact
I feel ticked out.
Boxes?
Yeah, all the boxes are in the rewards in this game scale, so always worth doing.
So is your team just letting you have all of this?
I feel like you're getting every kill.
We don't have like good farmers either
I think I should probably do that. That's the thing about it. Somebody on my team gets a free lane
Like one of my teammates gets a solo lane which is like double the income so not only am I getting ahead?
I'm getting something on my team ahead. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean liking
We got our users for you like I don't know what's up
like that I've never seen that go go go I'm in
Nice!
Back to the chemical.
Nice!
I'm down here to the door.
Checkers both of them.
Ah.
That's not very good.
Everybody's dead.
He's dying, dying.
It's building, it's fucking easy to go.
Okay, well...
Well, it's running, right? Now we get to watch for better games to get the same.
Yeah, you only get to watch for the proper, no bro, it's not even the game, by the way.
Like, I only get one or two fights, I'd say.
And then the game is over.
Bro, this next fight is gonna be so silly, mate.
Oh, man, I just died.
This game gives you a lot of free respawn, whenever you transform the skull at the end.
Yeah, but all the camps are outside.
Heh, my gamer, my game is respawning.
Okay.
yeah yesterday I saw it wasn't a glitch it also like an exploit where I use
merc fuels I remember fuel Magnum first right and then it's either it's either
a vampig burst first or dis first and then you have a 250 bullets what is
that like which one has to go first
Mark first and then I do um, uh, you know, usually I usually I'm against that item, but
I think, um, in the current states of the game, I think it's this first, 230, I don't
I don't have the combo.
What is I dying? Hello? Is that just missing?
What?
You need to like, ult instantly.
Hello!
I thought that was nice to see you guys, just so you guys have fun.
Good game.
That's good.
I still think that she's really weak, that she's fucking straight, don't shit it.
But it's a lot better than the last match, so that's a W.
But the nerfs to, um, yeah, you guys should get in.
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