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xQc

05-03-2026 · 10h 28m

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[00:03:00] To be here today

[00:03:02] I need the outfit that I told you about

[00:03:04] I needed it any day

[00:03:06] to get it fixed up

[00:03:08] Now I woke up naturally at 1pm

[00:03:10] and bang

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[00:03:14] we're fucking out here

[00:03:16] this is cool

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[00:03:30] But um, I'm really sure, I'm really excited.

[00:03:35] And is that brother actually, um, I actually wonder what you would do to get a non-botted

[00:03:47] out experience on the end of these days.

[00:03:51] Like, the other, like, the algorithm, you have to just go for it, like, what can you

[00:03:55] do?

[00:03:56] That's like like a human experience, you know what I mean?

[00:04:04] Yeah, I'm on your side.

[00:04:09] Okay, I was just going to chat.

[00:04:14] Good morning.

[00:04:15] Good afternoon.

[00:04:16] Hello, Jack.

[00:04:17] Hey, guys.

[00:04:18] I've seen you probably get out of sorts.

[00:04:20] I was just going to say, what's up, man?

[00:04:22] That's all good, man.

[00:04:23] You can say hello.

[00:04:24] If that a weirdo, I'm gonna be very nice like I'm gonna give you a real chill

[00:04:35] I don't like this you're not in or you can just go like this then

[00:04:42] You say hello like that and I'll say I'll say hello

[00:04:47] But I don't bring you to nothing hello, don't because you play febora hold on

[00:04:51] You probably felt the aura you probably

[00:05:04] As soon as you're cracking your life man, that's not possible. I also crack it

[00:05:14] But if I call it is owning it and ripping kicker they meet them

[00:05:21] I don't believe it shit, okay.

[00:05:29] Umm...

[00:05:31] Nah, that's cool man.

[00:05:37] Yeah, all three of them are the likes of them.

[00:05:39] So that was Molly, but what he said is that a seal pushed him until he even got into the check.

[00:06:15] but I'm not a... I'm... I'm ecstatic

[00:06:21] you know what I'm saying?

[00:06:23] ummm

[00:06:26] show those grippers

[00:06:29] I'm good

[00:06:35] interesting

[00:06:37] XQC-L

[00:06:40] I have a potato to get it, chat I have a potato to get it, chat I have a potato to get it,

[00:07:09] I haven't taken and it was gonna give me strike cancel so I'm not gonna say it. Oh

[00:07:16] My god

[00:07:21] So he's very laughing I think I think if you're gonna give orders and all that I think I

[00:07:29] Think it should be a man

[00:07:31] Yo, I think in a lot of scenarios. It should be a woman 100%

[00:07:36] It's just because it's just a more commanding voice, and it does matter when I'm in there.

[00:07:47] And some of this is like, it's proven.

[00:07:48] Is that a bad take?

[00:07:53] Of course, I take the sexiest one.

[00:07:59] Joe?

[00:08:00] My God.

[00:08:01] Oh my god. Bro, he's very laughing.

[00:08:08] So in some measures of de-escalation, I actually believe the opposite.

[00:08:14] Like, it's why I think, it's not a point thing, it is interesting,

[00:08:18] because there are genodynamics at play that do affect the psychology,

[00:08:24] they do affect results in de-escalation and whatnot.

[00:08:27] and whatnot.

[00:08:29] I don't have that corba about the name, can I have a name for you?

[00:08:43] Yes, he's my hater.

[00:08:45] It just doesn't ring a bell.

[00:08:48] Check, it doesn't, it doesn't hit.

[00:08:51] You know what I mean?

[00:08:53] I got all ready.

[00:09:05] Oh my god.

[00:09:07] Oh my god.

[00:09:11] Oh my god.

[00:09:13] What the heck?

[00:09:15] What do we do?

[00:09:17] What do we do with this food?

[00:09:19] I can't ask the door for my chair.

[00:09:23] I want you to join the core boys and brother, I have to be honest with you, I thought it

[00:09:40] was last time but like it's cool for content at all but think about it like personally,

[00:09:47] like as a person like living there wherever right it's kind of hard to have your own intimacy,

[00:09:53] own private space whatever like imagine imagine bro you're trying to clap

[00:09:57] cheeks and you're you're trying to chat you're trying to chat what should we do today

[00:10:03] chat you know bro like bro it's just it just sucks like it's just trash there's

[00:10:12] nothing else about it

[00:10:16] um it doesn't look like we can have a conversation

[00:10:19] How you doing?

[00:10:20] Matter of fact, you can say your name, though.

[00:10:23] YBG down from DC.

[00:10:25] Who's that?

[00:10:26] YBG down.

[00:10:27] I'm not calling you YBG.

[00:10:28] What the f*** is your name?

[00:10:29] It's standing for something.

[00:10:30] I'm Black and Gifted.

[00:10:33] YBG down, that's what I stand for, Quang.

[00:10:37] You don't like that?

[00:10:38] I'm not like, I'm not.

[00:10:40] All I get is it's core.

[00:10:41] And it's like, yo, I'm not going to call you core, buddy.

[00:10:44] Like, what is it?

[00:10:46] What is the group name?

[00:10:47] I know it's not core.

[00:10:48] I'm not going to call you core.

[00:10:49] you. Hey, what you say?

[00:10:51] Chas April. Chas April.

[00:10:52] So the name is a little bit

[00:10:54] corny.

[00:11:01] RBG. Where you at?

[00:11:03] I'm not doing that.

[00:11:03] What's your name?

[00:11:04] This call this call me down,

[00:11:05] but why be Jesus?

[00:11:06] What I stand for young black

[00:11:07] and get I call you down.

[00:11:10] I cool.

[00:11:10] That's cool.

[00:11:11] You said dawn.

[00:11:11] Yeah, don't do it.

[00:11:12] Don't get it.

[00:11:13] Okay.

[00:11:14] So the same thing is is core.

[00:11:17] The play on the word is corny

[00:11:18] Because there's core 50 months you play on the words core corny

[00:11:35] Scoober scoober

[00:11:48] Oh my god, this is the Stingray Mall.

[00:11:51] We at Stingray City.

[00:11:53] I got a hitter.

[00:11:55] Chad?

[00:11:57] I got a hitter to get a stone.

[00:11:59] Right there?

[00:12:01] He is very active in this group of what he does.

[00:12:04] Not today.

[00:12:06] Not today.

[00:12:08] It's safe, man.

[00:12:10] You can touch it.

[00:12:12] I can touch it?

[00:12:14] Chad, I thought that that's what we got.

[00:12:16] 36 months. That's the steward.

[00:12:19] Right, but anywhere else on this planet,

[00:12:21] gotta make this floating on it.

[00:12:22] So how would it, how can it stay here?

[00:12:24] In the wild, right?

[00:12:25] Take the goat.

[00:12:26] If a shark is coming from the back,

[00:12:28] it bites the rock.

[00:12:29] GSD, Charlie.

[00:12:30] If it's on a beach or something,

[00:12:32] there's a way much more to see than ours.

[00:12:34] So good morning.

[00:12:35] They'll walk into the sun,

[00:12:36] they'll step on it.

[00:12:37] It's, it's good morning.

[00:12:38] Jack, so let's say I get,

[00:12:39] I get to keep message in there again.

[00:12:40] That makes my day.

[00:12:41] Look, just to get a chat.

[00:12:43] Any hours, morning, Q,

[00:12:45] you need a flower check it is a little flower and that's cool

[00:12:52] you want to hold it? yeah hold it

[00:12:54] back up a little bit

[00:12:56] watch

[00:12:57] I'm just gonna put your arms on the front of you like this

[00:13:00] yeah go down in the water a little bit

[00:13:02] kick it in!

[00:13:03] are you all ready today?

[00:13:04] nah, are you okay?

[00:13:05] you can't in the right spot

[00:13:07] right there?

[00:13:08] I'm just gonna let you know

[00:13:10] I'm sure everyone might know

[00:13:12] Barney Red Bull Flavor is fire. At XQC also 151 walk street.

[00:13:21] I find it.

[00:13:36] Chat, chat. I'll think about it. Chat, think about it, link it.

[00:13:39] but I don't think anybody will be able to tell what Lingamere is about.

[00:13:42] Jeff, I'm thinking about a link, and we can read my mind.

[00:13:46] XQCL.

[00:13:56] That's AI.

[00:13:57] Wow, Felix XQC, you are so hot.

[00:13:59] Jeff, you know what's really interesting?

[00:14:01] I can do this. I can do this.

[00:14:02] Yeah, I can instantly.

[00:14:03] I'm supposed to do that.

[00:14:04] Wow.

[00:14:05] This guy doesn't look like me even a little bit.

[00:14:08] a hundred million dollars

[00:14:15] I don't know if they've got much more

[00:14:19] you chat you guys just AI

[00:14:23] I think the most AI should have all time

[00:14:26] I suppose it's just a high AI

[00:14:29] my gkxqc lxqcl

[00:14:33] it's ice man

[00:14:37] It's ice, it's ice!

[00:14:39] Hold on, hold on, what was this?

[00:14:40] High school mix, I love you.

[00:14:43] If we broke in your house.

[00:14:49] What would you do?

[00:14:50] Dad, I got this.

[00:14:52] If we broke in your house.

[00:14:59] It's ice man!

[00:15:00] Who's ice man?

[00:15:01] It's shit!

[00:15:01] Is it Drake?

[00:15:02] Oh yeah, he's robbing right there.

[00:15:04] It's fucking Drake!

[00:15:05] No way!

[00:15:06] There's another one but it's fine, it all works.

[00:15:08] That's actually a little weird.

[00:15:12] Is he filming a music video?

[00:15:15] That's hilarious.

[00:15:16] Look at his crew. All these guys.

[00:15:20] That's crazy.

[00:15:24] That's cool.

[00:15:27] It's Ice Man. It's Ice! It's Ice!

[00:15:30] job job what is a um uh check you know there's a little chat is a uh something

[00:15:36] something 12 but we don't reciprocate whatever but then they kind of do that

[00:15:40] reciprocate though no because they're gonna need the police to do all this

[00:15:45] that's hilarious look at his crew say no i mean

[00:16:00] Yeah, Chad, Chad, I thought he died or something, you know?

[00:16:09] Like, that Chad, that's just a safety hazard, man.

[00:16:13] No way, as you see just said, this look like Black Boy Max.

[00:16:15] I know you can see the demons on my eyes, you know?

[00:16:19] I already know, yo.

[00:16:21] Chad, I mean, I mean, yeah, I'm weird.

[00:16:24] This is bad.

[00:16:25] First of all, this little ant-man built body ass, the fuck is you saying to me, the fuck

[00:16:30] This shit don't look none like me. She looks none like me. I'm not cop watching. I'm not the cop police gang

[00:16:42] What is that to get from the jay?

[00:16:45] It's cute. What is that?

[00:16:50] Yeah, is that one on the uh, um

[00:16:55] That's to meet you Jane, how can I help? Okay? Let me make sure that I got that right

[00:17:00] Is that Jane.doe at gmail.com?

[00:17:04] Is that spelled J-A-N-E dot D-O-E at gmail.com?

[00:17:09] Let me go ahead and send an authentication code

[00:17:12] to that email one sec.

[00:17:23] Chad, would you like to use my voice to read audiobooks?

[00:17:26] Would you like that?

[00:17:27] Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Johnson in release following

[00:17:29] is arrested last night. Nobody has seen a herderman since. Cap. Cap.

[00:17:37] Okay, interesting, very interesting video, I enjoyed that, is that a clip?

[00:18:04] Am I am I crazy for saying that like I don't really care if you remove the guys music

[00:18:09] Like am I crazy like I mean like we don't we don't really Chris Brown's music or fucking

[00:18:15] You know like Chuck Berry's music and those up

[00:18:20] And now

[00:18:22] Yo, you know, it's not letter back

[00:18:25] No, they didn't he like data like a really really young girl like no, no, we fuck

[00:18:29] No, it's a bit of the day. Yeah, I mean who gives a fuck bro like the guy like

[00:18:33] like, what should matter more is if the guy goes to jail or not.

[00:18:39] So I don't know, Michael Jackson or somebody else, yeah, Kanye West, like, I, bro, fuck

[00:18:44] this.

[00:18:45] Holy shit, I think they should cut off his money.

[00:18:47] I mean, I don't really, and then, no, I don't like the idea of cutting off the guy's money

[00:18:52] and then keeping the stuff up there.

[00:18:55] I don't, because then it's like, well, then they can come up with any reason to do that.

[00:19:00] Maybe after he loses the case I'd be willing to hear it, but in my opinion, I think...

[00:19:04] So you guys have a question mark, but yeah, I'd want to be rich, I don't want to be...

[00:19:07] But it is a big performative one.

[00:19:08] It's performative, because it's not applied across the board, it's not applied in energy

[00:19:13] performance.

[00:19:14] Like, it's nothing that happens, it's nothing that happens.

[00:19:20] It's in my opinion that, yeah, if somebody looks like they're more likely than not guilty,

[00:19:27] it's really bad.

[00:19:28] Some companies, they're private, they can remove it, let's say 4X, yeah it makes sense.

[00:19:34] But cutting off like this shit should go whatever, like a guilty verdict or whatever, if that.

[00:19:45] Otherwise, I mean-

[00:19:46] I think you should separate the art from the artist and you shouldn't look at-

[00:19:50] Otherwise, you want the problem to be some moral or

[00:19:54] arbiter of whatever and you are all about this guy.

[00:19:59] But and it's like if you go to the weird battle and it's not

[00:20:03] a kind of media because the artist did something that you

[00:20:06] find to be problematic, unless that art or that media is part

[00:20:10] of the problem itself, right?

[00:20:12] Like, let's say, I don't know, what has some sort of illegal

[00:20:15] activity in it or something else aren't.

[00:20:17] Well, yeah, I mean, music is art.

[00:20:20] I mean, wouldn't you say that?

[00:20:22] I mean, I would say that.

[00:20:24] Like, I mean, do you want them to make it to where

[00:20:26] you can't see Hitler's artwork?

[00:20:27] Or do you want them to make it to where

[00:20:29] you can't look at Chris Brown's, you know,

[00:20:31] you can't listen to Chris Brown's music anymore?

[00:20:33] Now, who called for King Von's music

[00:20:37] or to be removed?

[00:20:40] Who called for Melly's music to be removed?

[00:20:45] Nobody, nobody.

[00:20:47] Nobody cares a shit.

[00:20:48] Okay, nobody cares, and it all cares when it's time to look

[00:20:52] and start to wait and get some points on the internet.

[00:20:54] Okay, like, what else, man?

[00:20:56] Watch this fun clip.

[00:21:02] Watch this fun clip.

[00:21:08] That's not the one I was thinking about, really.

[00:21:11] That one's a little too far.

[00:21:13] All right.

[00:21:14] 54 months and I'm a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little

[00:21:41] I did it! I went out to Turkey and I did it!

[00:21:54] Yeah man, I don't know that style works, but then again that's a hell of a line-out so anyway, what is happening?

[00:22:00] What the fuck is that?

[00:22:07] That's the ball cap that's gotta be right.

[00:22:16] I don't, I don't really actually understand what you're saying.

[00:22:27] I don't I don't actually understand how they're doing this

[00:22:30] I can guarantee that 50% of your chat listens to fucking murder on my mind in the shower as they prepare to watch anime all day

[00:22:38] They don't give a fuck about it, but as many saying it so they care

[00:22:43] wait

[00:22:45] No, no, no

[00:22:46] No, that's what no as we will see need more as we will see the opposite you're sure

[00:22:52] This guy went and he's done a resub and it started fucking typing. Fuck it. Fuck it

[00:22:58] I'm putting some letters in this one second. Here's a few letters. Here's a few words. Here's a few words

[00:23:04] Bro, what do you mean I'm wrong? No, he didn't really notice it

[00:23:07] chat chat that's the that's the matter playing bell front bell front bell front

[00:23:28] All this battlefront! Battlefront again!

[00:23:44] Hold on! What are they doing?

[00:23:46] Morning, you can I get a welcome on this fine day.

[00:23:49] Chad, this is called warming up. Hold on.

[00:23:52] The warming up the people, they're reminding them of battlefront.

[00:23:57] all the Battlefront maps,

[00:23:59] because they're playing Battlefront 3 trailer

[00:24:02] at the next big event.

[00:24:03] They're warming up the people for BF3.

[00:24:07] Holy cinema.

[00:24:11] Cobra.

[00:24:18] The wing is on one.

[00:24:20] Sorry, I got to go.

[00:24:24] Oh, he said, as we give it attention,

[00:24:25] so now they care.

[00:24:26] Okay, no, no, you're right.

[00:24:28] People care.

[00:24:32] If Adam says something, okay,

[00:24:34] and it gets light to the turntable,

[00:24:36] they have to go against it.

[00:24:37] They have to go against it, they have to.

[00:24:43] When was the last time that any, okay,

[00:24:46] when you saw one upvote on the thread, it said,

[00:24:49] guys, remove King Bound's music kit.

[00:24:51] Guys, remove the music kit because it implies murder.

[00:24:56] We all know that Scott Jennings is more than happy to defend a war with the country that

[00:25:02] starts with the letters IRA that we are currently failing that is going to put us trillions

[00:25:05] and trillions of dollars more in debt.

[00:25:07] I was only a few years old while you were in the administration defending prior endless

[00:25:11] wars.

[00:25:12] Now this war is...

[00:25:13] I know this week's is endless to you.

[00:25:14] Okay.

[00:25:15] You said it was going to be four to six weeks.

[00:25:16] You have the attention span of a net.

[00:25:17] I debated you on TV four to six weeks ago and you said we were weeks away from it.

[00:25:21] Now you're making condescending remarks because you can't defend the fact that this war is

[00:25:24] not going your way.

[00:25:25] time. Not going one political concession.

[00:25:31] Everybody hang tight. No, everybody calm down, okay? We're having a debate. You can

[00:25:40] respond to the points that he's made. Can you name a political concession that we've got?

[00:25:43] We're trying to flash back to the war the skinheads had in my studio. I would be

[00:25:47] matter we have a very simple we have a very simple goal to check terrorists

[00:25:55] roblox debates are better than this fucking stupid ass TV debate

[00:26:01] from having a new weapon which we can threaten my states our interests in the

[00:26:05] region our allies in Europe anybody else you can't answer the question that is

[00:26:09] I would get mad too I'm gonna leave it there guys next for us the president

[00:26:13] suggest ABC. I mean, honestly, I was in president, we did a

[00:26:17] rubles that I eat and some guy was actually well equipped with

[00:26:20] the topic and he actually had good, he had good statistics and

[00:26:23] facts and I was actually impressed. And it wasn't some

[00:26:26] bigoted guy was actually the opposite. It was kind of a more

[00:26:30] deal in some dollars to mental health and the homeless

[00:26:33] population. A lot of them don't want to take the programs. A lot

[00:26:37] of them don't want to get the help that is necessary. You

[00:26:40] can't give my choice. Either you take the resources that we're

[00:26:43] going to give you and or you decide that you got to be locked up in jail. That's the way

[00:26:48] it has to be now or involuntary lethal injection or something. Yeah, I just killed him. Brian,

[00:26:52] why did it have to get to this point? I would say this, we're not voting for the right people

[00:26:56] in North Carolina. Wake up billions of dollars to mental health and the homeless population.

[00:27:03] A lot of them don't want to take the programs. A lot of them. Jeff, why did nobody lock in

[00:27:08] and just stubborn like, what the fuck is that, Jack?

[00:27:10] How did nobody go?

[00:27:11] What the fuck are you saying?

[00:27:12] Yeah, he broke, he said, just kill him.

[00:27:15] Like, how did nobody lock in?

[00:27:17] Don't want to get the help that is necessary.

[00:27:19] You can't give him a choice.

[00:27:21] Either you take the resources that we're gonna give you

[00:27:23] and or you decide that you're gonna be locked up in jail.

[00:27:27] That's the way it has to be now.

[00:27:28] Or involuntary lethal injection or something.

[00:27:31] Just kill him.

[00:27:32] What if you want to?

[00:27:33] You're gonna have to get to this point.

[00:27:36] I would say this, we're not voting for the right people

[00:27:38] North Carolina we

[00:27:56] Here is master of

[00:27:58] Germany his first attempt in the javelin in the f41 category

[00:28:03] Well, well beyond 30 meters, nearer to...

[00:28:09] Good one.

[00:28:10] Um, Jack, I just need this gif.

[00:28:16] Jack, and you know what?

[00:28:18] I didn't want to talk about this, guys.

[00:28:19] I've been watching The Boys, and we were going to get mad at this thing.

[00:28:24] I think it's pretty bad.

[00:28:26] I think the writing has fallen off really hard.

[00:28:28] It was already, you know, un-nosed.

[00:28:30] But the writing is awful, and the overall development of the plot, it seems like they did that last week, like, it feels like they rushed it.

[00:28:45] Also, I saw them, and I thought that is.

[00:28:50] Who is the villain?

[00:28:52] From my POV, as the viewer, it looks like the villains are hurting themselves so much

[00:28:59] that it's just them against each other and the other guys are in it and nothing's going

[00:29:03] on.

[00:29:04] And what's up with the dog that's selling it?

[00:29:08] What the hell?

[00:29:09] It's trash.

[00:29:10] That was like the fly from Freddy Man.

[00:29:14] Like it was all over the place.

[00:29:18] V1 so it right now also you should download a skin for Jill this is

[00:29:28] interesting

[00:29:33] can I get a welcome to the jungle xqcl and is that bug I mean it

[00:29:43] All right, come on.

[00:29:48] God, he's talented!

[00:29:51] 9.6?

[00:29:53] Why, keep making this slip. It's better be a good one.

[00:29:56] You might be the only bad motherfucker to have a fucking tortilla at their fucking bed!

[00:30:02] Why? Why is there a tortilla?

[00:30:04] Because of what?

[00:30:06] What?

[00:30:07] Oh, you know what's crazy?

[00:30:08] You're right next to me, which means if I'm fucking you're gonna hear me.

[00:30:11] I know.

[00:30:12] We should have made a phone to each other for a minute.

[00:30:15] What?

[00:30:16] What?

[00:30:16] You wouldn't hear.

[00:30:17] No.

[00:30:18] We'd just say it like you just need to talk.

[00:30:20] Walk into it.

[00:30:21] We should walk into it.

[00:30:22] Oh my god, yes.

[00:30:23] It's perfect.

[00:30:23] We're only 23, 12 years old.

[00:30:25] Yeah, I'm a little bit older than you.

[00:30:27] What is this?

[00:30:28] I brought like.

[00:30:33] Good boy.

[00:30:35] Good boy.

[00:30:37] Good boy.

[00:30:39] Good boy.

[00:30:41] What a fuck me when you're a good boy.

[00:30:47] Like, like, what?

[00:30:52] Jack, Jack, like what the fuck is that?

[00:31:00] It's just odd, it's just odd.

[00:31:02] Um, yeah, I get it.

[00:31:05] The dog fucks the toy.

[00:31:06] I watch a show.

[00:31:07] I'm really watching it.

[00:31:09] I think they fell off hard.

[00:31:12] Check, I'm disappointing it.

[00:31:17] Check, check.

[00:31:18] Here's a recap of the new season.

[00:31:21] Fuck, fuck, um, fuck it, fuck, fuck me, fuck it.

[00:31:24] Also, um, asshole, asshole, asshole, fuck me.

[00:31:28] It's like, okay.

[00:31:30] I guess.

[00:31:34] Yeah, and that.

[00:31:39] I want to just

[00:31:41] practice before I join your

[00:31:43] I want to

[00:31:45] I want to

[00:31:47] Can I see what's up

[00:31:49] by

[00:31:51] by

[00:31:53] by

[00:31:55] by

[00:31:57] by

[00:31:59] by

[00:32:01] by

[00:32:03] by

[00:32:05] by

[00:32:07] I

[00:32:15] My girlfriend at two years left me because of your right wing

[00:32:27] The back room

[00:32:37] Is this Amnesia?

[00:32:50] What? Okay, that's all. Jack, come on man. That's just all.

[00:32:56] That's it, it's all.

[00:32:59] Also,

[00:33:00] It was a bit of a topic and at the end it stays on you know it like I don't really get it.

[00:33:10] It's real.

[00:33:11] It's weird.

[00:33:12] I don't get what I don't get what I just say I think it's just better.

[00:33:20] The Miami Grand Prix is underway Kimmy Antonelli crawling off the line.

[00:33:25] Yeah, where's your piece then?

[00:33:31] Yeah, where's your get one of those?

[00:33:41] Yeah, is it the same as that one?

[00:33:45] That is it?

[00:33:55] at the point when he throttles up through the apex of two he loses the rear.

[00:33:58] It's one cinema.

[00:34:00] It's exactly the same setup as last year guys when Landon Norris was force-wide

[00:34:04] only this time there's less grip for Max.

[00:34:06] Yeah I love him just looking at this.

[00:34:08] He's in about this time.

[00:34:09] Contact Hamilton and Colin Pinto making contact in the turn 11 and it's a melee behind right now

[00:34:16] as Verstappen dropped seven places he's in ninth at the moment and trying to get past Liam Lawson.

[00:34:22] The two McLaren's were deep into the first corner as well.

[00:34:24] Everyone was suckered in by those backling ahead.

[00:34:26] I want the last one for sure.

[00:34:28] Place, hangs on to second for the moment.

[00:34:32] Here will come Landau Norris.

[00:34:34] Norris will climb to second place.

[00:34:36] So what's with that?

[00:34:37] And then the GenZ is called Boothly.

[00:34:39] From a very, very early strategy.

[00:34:41] Second place for a couple of meters.

[00:34:43] Then I'll take it back.

[00:34:44] Then Norris will go back through.

[00:34:46] Pass and repass once again.

[00:34:48] But it's Norris with the grip.

[00:34:49] Norris with the place.

[00:34:50] and it's Antonairly versus Norris for the win.

[00:34:56] Here's the Ferrari going through.

[00:34:58] Charlotte Claire gets back past George Russell.

[00:35:01] Check, I'm not doing it that much.

[00:35:04] Ferrari to use.

[00:35:05] That was an attacking stint for Peastry.

[00:35:08] Russell versus Verstappen, the left-hand side of your picture

[00:35:11] as they go to the hairpin.

[00:35:12] At turn 17, does the red ball reappear?

[00:35:15] Check, it is not this time.

[00:35:16] It's fifth place with George Russell.

[00:35:18] It's third place for Oscar Piestre, and it's Kimi Antonelli, heading to turn 11.

[00:35:23] Oh, Charlotte Claire spins!

[00:35:25] At the end, does he keep it out of the barriers?

[00:35:27] He does!

[00:35:28] What a dramatic day he's had!

[00:35:30] A spin on the opening lap, a spin on the final lap,

[00:35:33] and both times the drivers kept it out of the wall.

[00:35:38] And it's three Grand Prix victories in a row.

[00:35:40] The Kimi Antonelli!

[00:35:42] Kimi Antonelli wins the Miami Grand Prix.

[00:35:46] Russell Clarkson.

[00:35:46] chat chat chat best car wins is the knowing

[00:35:56] oh yikes i think it's disgusting i just do all my clothes looky

[00:36:04] yeah

[00:36:12] Chat! Chat!

[00:36:14] One of the people for a protein job this morning, you know what we do, once we got cooked hard,

[00:36:19] we just pinned the message. We pinned it, and we clicked on pinned the message, it would be all the time,

[00:36:23] until we got fucking fried to hell, it was insane.

[00:36:26] We actually had a hate wall like that!

[00:36:30] The best two words in sports, game seven.

[00:36:42] Holy, that's it actually. I guess I'm another edition.

[00:36:51] Yeah, that's cool. That's cool.

[00:36:53] Chalon, watch this.

[00:36:58] Um, ooh, chat. Chat.

[00:37:01] Owls of a burger. I think.

[00:37:04] Oh, shit.

[00:37:06] What is it a burger a new firm are you Nick Crowley dude okay okay give me ten

[00:37:24] Ten seconds.

[00:37:25] I'm gonna...

[00:37:26] Is that your leg?

[00:37:27] It's not, is it?

[00:37:33] Can you get me a gun?

[00:37:34] I'm sorry.

[00:37:35] Again, again, come on, come on, come on!

[00:37:54] I just traded these 100 people in the middle of the wilderness, and whichever team has

[00:38:15] the most people here would help arise, splits that $215,000.

[00:38:19] People wearing blue are a team of survival experts and the people wearing red are amateurs who might not be cut out for the wilderness

[00:38:27] Blue team grab your bags and follow me. That's the longest you spent in the woods longest three months like

[00:38:35] How many of you have been camping before that's good. How many of you could survive a month out here?

[00:38:40] Oh my gosh, they're cooked. I knew the blue team would have some advantage

[00:38:44] So before we're women wait wait wait what do you do that?

[00:38:57] Chat I enjoyed my say even my buttons work

[00:39:01] What if you have been camping?

[00:39:03] How many of you could survive a month out here? Oh my gosh?

[00:39:06] They're close to over there. I knew the blue team would have an advantage

[00:39:09] So before we started, I pulled the red team to challenge and even brought them to a score to get anything they needed to help them survive.

[00:39:16] I'd say some good stuff.

[00:39:17] Bro, I have this dark here on the floor.

[00:39:19] Whoa, did you buy a giant nine-core bag of water?

[00:39:22] Absolutely.

[00:39:23] I just went ahead and went straight for the lighter.

[00:39:25] Smart! Okay!

[00:39:26] But the blue team was told that they were competing in a Mr. Beast video.

[00:39:30] I didn't know what to pack for, so I packed for any climb.

[00:39:32] I thought you were gonna fly us to Alaska.

[00:39:34] For shelters, we're gonna be building simple debris shelters.

[00:39:36] You just have to have a good layer of insulation.

[00:39:38] I've been practicing these skills for about a decade,

[00:39:41] but I'll need a team of 10 people to start gathering.

[00:39:43] You guys are gonna build.

[00:39:44] It'll be better.

[00:39:45] We ended up with a kid's tent.

[00:39:47] Luckily, I'm only like 5'5".

[00:39:49] With all the perks your team has,

[00:39:51] you think it'll be a blue team?

[00:39:53] Yeah.

[00:39:54] Even though they're professionals.

[00:39:55] We don't care.

[00:39:56] We're professionals in our own way.

[00:39:58] Yeah.

[00:39:59] Yeah.

[00:40:00] Three, two, one!

[00:40:02] I'm just saying that I've seen it in the movie.

[00:40:04] These people do this for fun.

[00:40:06] How many nights are you guys staying?

[00:40:07] All the nights, they can stay here till Christmas.

[00:40:09] Tell them they tell us we have to leave.

[00:40:10] Their hobby is suffering in the woods.

[00:40:14] Good night.

[00:40:16] And during the first night, it was very clear

[00:40:18] that the red team's advantage was making it easier for them.

[00:40:22] But the experts struggled to keep their eyes shut

[00:40:24] as the temperatures dropped drastically.

[00:40:27] I'm so exhausted. I'm dehydrated.

[00:40:30] I'm wondering why I'm here.

[00:40:34] I physically couldn't sleep.

[00:40:36] the ground was so cold everything was wet. And the only way out of this challenge is to light

[00:40:41] your flare and wait to be rescued. We just had our first person tap out one down. 49 to go.

[00:40:47] But that wasn't the only one. Sorry guys. I'm 66 years old at double meters places. So sorry.

[00:40:54] Talkingly the first two eliminations are experts from the blue team while the red team was using

[00:40:59] their resources to sleep outside in style. It's a beautiful morning the sun is shining. So lucky

[00:41:05] It's nice to just, uh, take a break from the world sometimes.

[00:41:09] Meanwhile, the experts knew they needed to fix their shelters fast.

[00:41:13] Or they'd quickly lose even more people.

[00:41:16] These shelters were never meant to be just a pile of sticks, and that's it.

[00:41:19] You want to pile on leaves about a foot thick.

[00:41:21] It's going to take some work from everybody.

[00:41:23] The leaves, when you start getting rain, it keeps you dry.

[00:41:26] Oh, all three of you sleep over there?

[00:41:28] Oh, yeah.

[00:41:29] So, therefore, it is massive.

[00:41:30] Do you think this will hold up well in the rain?

[00:41:32] We're going to make our shelter and then that way we're not going to be sleeping under the rain.

[00:41:37] So we're making a roof. We just need to keep the food safe and dry.

[00:41:40] You built this?

[00:41:41] Yeah.

[00:41:42] We got to take pointers next time we do a tomorrow night.

[00:41:44] Yeah, I know.

[00:41:45] You can just give me a call.

[00:41:46] We might need to.

[00:41:47] And while the experts were using the most of their limited resources, the amateurs were

[00:41:52] burning through their vantage quickly.

[00:41:53] So this is all you've done?

[00:41:55] Hi.

[00:41:56] Just promise me not to burn them.

[00:41:58] Oh, there you go.

[00:41:59] Okay.

[00:42:00] As the day turned to night, the amateurs continued to recklessly waste.

[00:42:05] I know they're still working hard and using all their energy because they're not gonna last.

[00:42:09] But the experts' hard work was already paying off.

[00:42:12] Look at this. This is better than four seasons.

[00:42:15] I think we're gonna have a much more comfortable night.

[00:42:17] We're out in the woods. Slept like a baby.

[00:42:23] Just because we built a great shelter, it was warm.

[00:42:28] The red team, they probably got tents,

[00:42:30] they got sleeping bags, look at this.

[00:42:32] No roll out here, now you're having a blast.

[00:42:36] Facula, bro.

[00:42:36] While the experts started their day rested

[00:42:38] and full of energy,

[00:42:40] it's like nobody's typical stride.

[00:42:42] The amateur started theirs,

[00:42:43] facing the hardest part of survival,

[00:42:45] an empty stomach.

[00:42:47] Do you have any snacks?

[00:42:48] I will win.

[00:42:49] The red team spent the first two days

[00:42:51] absolutely destroying their stacks.

[00:42:54] And now,

[00:42:54] we're all so hungry.

[00:42:56] Hunter's really setting in today.

[00:42:57] What else do you want to do?

[00:42:58] I'm going to explore for food and water.

[00:43:00] Meanwhile, I'm starting now.

[00:43:03] With the knowledge of wilderness survivalists set,

[00:43:06] Blue Team was able to turn their forest into a grocery store.

[00:43:09] You can always pick it and eat it as a trail nibble.

[00:43:12] He even built a fish trap out of sticks

[00:43:14] to put into the nearby river.

[00:43:16] Meanwhile, the amateurs tried out their fishing gear,

[00:43:18] but Holi had the skill to catch trap.

[00:43:22] But by day four, the snack situation was no laughing matter.

[00:43:26] Bring it, bring it for an hour out of food.

[00:43:28] How much food do we have now?

[00:43:29] We don't have any food.

[00:43:30] I'm already snacking on this.

[00:43:31] Oh, no.

[00:43:32] I'm going to go scavenger now.

[00:43:33] I would agree that there's some of the videos that are not

[00:43:37] my favorite because there are some ruling components

[00:43:40] that we don't know of as a viewer.

[00:43:42] It's not established that what some guys like,

[00:43:45] they're dying for the video for the challenge.

[00:43:47] Do they stop it?

[00:43:48] Do they get it out?

[00:43:48] Like, like, we don't know the component

[00:43:52] for how far they can push this.

[00:43:53] Because party makes last for 45 minutes at best.

[00:43:56] I also had a plan for that.

[00:43:58] I planted food caches all around the forest

[00:44:02] with a minimum amount of food to survive

[00:44:05] if they manage it right.

[00:44:06] I bet there's all kinds of stuff in these woods.

[00:44:08] We just got to walk around.

[00:44:10] I just found a ton of food in the woods.

[00:44:12] Oh, we're eating good tonight.

[00:44:13] Both teams established community

[00:44:15] countries to ration out the food.

[00:44:17] So I think we're going to be all right for a little while

[00:44:19] as long as we work together as a team.

[00:44:21] I think that's important that nobody starts

[00:44:23] like turning on anybody.

[00:44:25] But over at the blue team, Julia had a different plan.

[00:44:29] I don't want them to have control of it.

[00:44:31] They're going to go crazy on food, and there's not going to be anything left for us that are willing to starve for a week, and people that aren't willing to.

[00:44:38] Using the food from the caches, the experts cooked up a large dinner.

[00:44:42] They're making dinner.

[00:44:44] And tensions came to a boil.

[00:44:46] We are doing the best we can. Not everybody's going to be happy, but we can't make you happy if you don't communicate with us.

[00:44:53] Is that it?

[00:44:55] Yo?

[00:44:57] Yo, you think that what the fuck?

[00:45:00] Dude, I'm live.

[00:45:02] Seven.

[00:45:04] I'll show your face, but your number's on screen, so I'll show it.

[00:45:07] What's that?

[00:45:09] Oh, your life as well.

[00:45:11] Yeah.

[00:45:13] You know, I know you'd love to gain, I know you'd like to stay home,

[00:45:16] but I thought I'd extend it in by, you know, I'm turning 22 teen.

[00:45:19] May 8th, I got a party, you know, Marlin's gonna be there.

[00:45:22] I would love for you to come. Oh, thank you, man. Where's it at?

[00:45:26] It's in a Calabasas Kylie Jenner's also coming. We got a new crib. I don't know if you saw Calabasas

[00:45:33] Yeah, I pulled the gal off of the guy that is here

[00:45:38] No, no, we are coming to Galbass is it

[00:45:42] For your birthday brother, I would travel the world man

[00:45:46] So you're gonna see you with a smile and just lie in my face. No

[00:45:50] I'm not in line.

[00:45:52] You're not in line.

[00:45:54] No, no.

[00:45:56] I'll, I'll buy...

[00:45:58] Yeah, so what is it?

[00:46:00] My number is not even saved in your phone.

[00:46:02] Yeah, but you never called me before.

[00:46:04] You don't, no, I think you're my friend.

[00:46:06] You call me, if you call me, I would answer,

[00:46:08] but you don't call me.

[00:46:10] Yeah, but I have your number saved in my phone.

[00:46:12] That's weird as fuck.

[00:46:14] I've never seen you text.

[00:46:16] Who's the number?

[00:46:18] You gave me your number, bro!

[00:46:20] I have never given you my number. That's cap.

[00:46:22] Wait, then how did I get your number?

[00:46:24] From Ron or from Lacy?

[00:46:28] Oh yeah, I think Ron gave you your number.

[00:46:30] And then you didn't respond to my text.

[00:46:32] I thought you would though, but we will be there.

[00:46:34] So what is it? Actually, what is it though?

[00:46:37] May 8th.

[00:46:39] What may I wait?

[00:46:42] We have to make good right now.

[00:46:45] Yeah, possible. Yep.

[00:46:48] Actually, like, no troll?

[00:46:50] Like, look at me in my face, bro.

[00:46:53] Mother, yo, just because it's your birthday,

[00:46:55] just because it's your birthday,

[00:46:56] I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you straight up.

[00:46:58] We don't care.

[00:47:04] Good night.

[00:47:08] Where is there shit, Chelsea?

[00:47:10] Randy's suspicions revealed a new obstacle in this challenge.

[00:47:13] No way. Are you for real? Potatoes.

[00:47:16] their own teammates look at this this is the stash we found in their shed when

[00:47:22] they left they weren't you know the other side of the point is we need people

[00:47:28] to stay because we got to win this game and use right that team with the most

[00:47:32] members left at the end of this competition will win and divide up

[00:47:35] the $250,000 prize we've lost five people so listen none of us eliminate

[00:47:42] tomorrow. Okay? But despite Randy's pep talk. Never been in a game where I can't

[00:47:49] trust my. Jeff, not this one. You're going to do it. The self-elimination kept

[00:47:55] coming. And so did the arguments. You can't decide what other people are going to eat.

[00:48:01] There's 11 people here, so one person can get an apple. Ridiculous. You have 50

[00:48:06] survivalists, aka control freaks, type A people. Jeff. All trying to be in charge.

[00:48:11] I think in the experts, if I wouldn't think you guessed it, there's probably like five real experts in that 50.

[00:48:16] You know what? Three at most. Actual experts. Like...

[00:48:20] At least for me, I'm the real expert.

[00:48:22] Actual experts? What do you mean?

[00:48:23] You know that I'm the real expert.

[00:48:25] They don't even know what I'm saying.

[00:48:26] You're going to have to learn to get along to survive this game.

[00:48:29] For me? I know you haven't gotten an apple yet.

[00:48:32] Red Team's strategy to come together and share resources was helping them survive.

[00:48:37] Please only have one.

[00:48:39] We're sharing. We share here.

[00:48:40] share here. Thank you. I'm used to eating six eggs in the morning, and now I'm just eating

[00:48:44] an apple in the blood. Stop. For the money. But not everyone was. If I'm on a sound chat,

[00:48:49] if I'm on a video. Sixty-five months. I get a room in the playing house. Every day

[00:48:54] I steal food that's non-preciable. That's how I last went home. I hide it. I hide it.

[00:48:59] Every day. At the end, there's a lot of food. We're on a bad diet. Oh, no, we're dying guys.

[00:49:05] We have to do the flair. Y'all get the fuck out. Boom. Make sure you add, make sure you

[00:49:09] I have the crate, and it outlasts the pros.

[00:49:14] Willing to live on an apple a day.

[00:49:15] That's all right.

[00:49:16] Not much food.

[00:49:17] Energy's low.

[00:49:19] Failure.

[00:49:20] I have not been feeling well every day.

[00:49:22] Got a really bad headache.

[00:49:23] I just want a waffle house buffet.

[00:49:25] I guess I'm talking, bro.

[00:49:28] I'm thinking about it now.

[00:49:30] And the Hunger Costa Red Team, their first six eliminations.

[00:49:33] The waffle house is better be ready, dude.

[00:49:35] What's the hardest part for all of you?

[00:49:37] Food.

[00:49:38] I'm the son.

[00:49:39] Basically everything.

[00:49:40] What are we working on over here?

[00:49:42] I got like the mansion here.

[00:49:44] There's four of us in here.

[00:49:45] How's sleep better?

[00:49:46] We've gotten progressively better,

[00:49:47] but I think that's because our standards have lowered.

[00:49:49] How do you think your shelter compares to the professionals?

[00:49:51] Oh my God, 100% though.

[00:49:52] You got it.

[00:49:53] Why is that shelter that's even good though?

[00:49:55] Rain and water.

[00:49:56] Why is that shelter that's even good though?

[00:49:57] I think I'm delusionarily positive.

[00:49:59] It should be an easy video for them.

[00:50:01] Why don't we put that there Jimmy?

[00:50:03] Jimmy!

[00:50:04] How do you think your experience compares to the professionals?

[00:50:06] I think most of them have gone home already.

[00:50:08] already all of them are probably because I think they're ways the best and

[00:50:14] she wasn't far off we shouldn't be eating today this will not last 50 people

[00:50:19] community choice people on skid row literally live and in years in their

[00:50:25] tent would like almost nothing and these like a mombra come on like it like we

[00:50:30] want to even make it to the end we need to really start this is skid row level

[00:50:34] This is not comfort. This is survival.

[00:50:37] And the eliminations kept coming from both teams.

[00:50:40] I eat enough for all of y'all.

[00:50:43] So to stop the eliminations, the next morning, the red team chef, Brittany, tried her hand at cooking breakfast.

[00:50:49] Oh, get it!

[00:50:50] Oh!

[00:50:51] Sorry, guys.

[00:50:52] And the food reviews were, well, trash.

[00:50:55] Not great.

[00:50:56] Now I'm sick of my stomach and I don't want to eat any more.

[00:50:58] I'm sick of my stomach and I don't want to eat any more.

[00:51:00] I'm sick of my stomach and I don't want to eat any more.

[00:51:02] Exactly, girlfriend.

[00:51:04] Mother! Mother!

[00:51:05] This lady cooked six contestants out of the game. That's crazy.

[00:51:09] Hell.

[00:51:15] After days of tension, blue team started the morning by letting loose.

[00:51:21] Bro, wasn't that a backflip?

[00:51:22] Not even a drum circle could stop the infighting.

[00:51:24] I understand, but if we can wipe down the camera...

[00:51:27] Okay, hold on one second.

[00:51:28] Okay, let's just watch this for a quick second.

[00:51:31] Buffer the manager.

[00:51:32] I would not have thought of those two.

[00:51:34] I find it really difficult to be a part of a team,

[00:51:37] like, naturally or positionally defiant.

[00:51:39] And once again, it led to even more elimination.

[00:51:42] But they need help!

[00:51:44] The heart's not in it.

[00:51:46] And over at the red team...

[00:51:48] We're out of breakfast. We don't have breakfast anyway.

[00:51:51] And the loss of breakfast was too much for a team member.

[00:51:54] If you join this contest and you're fat, right?

[00:51:58] This is a win, realas.

[00:52:00] You could win some money, but if you don't eat a lot, then much food.

[00:52:03] You also lose weights.

[00:52:04] This is free.

[00:52:05] This is a free weight.

[00:52:06] No.

[00:52:07] Don't do, don't do, don't do, don't do!

[00:52:08] He's sad.

[00:52:09] I miss milksheeds.

[00:52:10] I want to milkshake so bad.

[00:52:11] I'm not saying I'm gonna do a lot of stuff.

[00:52:15] I'm not gonna help you.

[00:52:16] I'm gonna tell a team, until the end of this video, you won't either.

[00:52:20] What we're about to do, it will fundamentally change the video.

[00:52:26] Oh my god.

[00:52:27] Okay, now that the scam thing is agreed.

[00:52:30] Throw the bet.

[00:52:31] Here you go, kind of fast.

[00:52:32] I'm scared.

[00:52:33] Delivery!

[00:52:34] Special delivery!

[00:52:36] Oh my god!

[00:52:37] Go, go, go!

[00:52:37] Yeah!

[00:52:38] What?

[00:52:39] Oh gosh!

[00:52:40] Now let's hook up the professionals.

[00:52:42] Oh, I think that's Jimmy Tan.

[00:52:43] For that, yeah.

[00:52:44] They've got a sack of food.

[00:52:46] That buggy's getting cooled up, hold on.

[00:52:48] Yo, Chad, that buggy's gonna,

[00:52:50] Chad, it looks like a rhino, but it's gonna cooler.

[00:52:52] Look at that one, it was Polaris, but this is hard.

[00:52:54] We're about to find out if they can work together as a team or if this is going to try them

[00:53:01] apart.

[00:53:02] All right.

[00:53:03] All teams have 50 cans of food.

[00:53:05] Sever team gives me back the most unopened cans in 72 hours, wins a reward, if all teams

[00:53:11] are tied.

[00:53:12] If all teams are tied.

[00:53:13] Neither wins anything.

[00:53:14] Neither team wins.

[00:53:15] I said we eat it all.

[00:53:16] But here's the deal.

[00:53:17] They're going to think that we're going to open the food because we're starving.

[00:53:18] They think we're starving.

[00:53:19] But here's the deal, they're gonna think that we're gonna open the food because we're starving.

[00:53:23] They think we're starving.

[00:53:24] We just bury the thing or something.

[00:53:26] We just bury the whole thing.

[00:53:27] We gotta be this...

[00:53:28] No one touches food.

[00:53:29] No one sneaks on this.

[00:53:31] It's a deal.

[00:53:32] We do not touch it because we have enough rations to get us through for 72 hours.

[00:53:36] Can I just have wine?

[00:53:37] No, ma'am.

[00:53:37] So we're hiding the cans in the woods so that only a few of us have access to them.

[00:53:41] It's logical that both teams are gonna do a draw here.

[00:53:44] I mean, this is just...

[00:53:46] This is just stupid.

[00:53:47] We're really stressed about food and the rushing situation.

[00:53:51] We just have to be patient.

[00:53:52] Do I think that some people might leave after today?

[00:53:56] If they know that we're not going to be able to open up from those cans?

[00:53:59] Absolutely.

[00:54:04] Sam's coming up.

[00:54:06] Day 8.

[00:54:07] It's a nice overcast day, I'll show you.

[00:54:10] Finally a break from this.

[00:54:11] Well, what Mr. Beast needs to do is, maybe he already does this,

[00:54:15] is invite a guy who doesn't need the money under challenge and he just just trolls the whole squad.

[00:54:20] Everybody owns some guy who just sabotages the video for no reason at all. No reasons.

[00:54:25] He just trolls everybody. Uncommon. Which for now kept spirits pretty high. It's remarkable what a

[00:54:32] little food and a change in the weather will do to willpower. But unfortunately the blue team wasn't

[00:54:37] doing as well. Poison Ivy is kind of spreading. What? Hunger is real. Day eight there's nothing in

[00:54:43] I'm so hungry I'm about to eat my toothpaste.

[00:54:45] I want one of those canned grease tubes right by now.

[00:54:47] I'm not gonna lie. I would dig into a can of beef.

[00:54:50] Looks like we have sticky canned goods up there.

[00:54:53] With beef, peas, corn.

[00:54:56] Down there, looking crawfish, looking on the left,

[00:54:59] seeing this, but I thought it was a stick

[00:55:01] that started moving inside of my eye,

[00:55:03] and I was like...

[00:55:04] Hey! Stay!

[00:55:05] Whoa!

[00:55:07] But by the end of the day,

[00:55:09] the waves for both teams began to shift.

[00:55:11] shift. So the change of the day, there's like a massive storm coming in. It's possible it's a tornado.

[00:55:18] We gotta get on.

[00:55:22] It's definitely about to storm. It's looking scary. It's literally dropped like 15 degrees

[00:55:27] in like 10 minutes. A random wind picked up, our whole shelter feels like it's just falling apart.

[00:55:34] Is that thunder?

[00:55:36] The rain has finally come. Everyone is heading towards their shelter.

[00:55:40] The storm is blowing in cars, so that means it's nap time.

[00:55:43] If I had to guess, I think this rain is going to be a great 24-hour flight.

[00:55:47] The rain is storming pretty bad.

[00:55:49] When I handled that from the shelter, there's no way the red team's hand on this as well as we are.

[00:55:54] This has made the challenge a lot more interesting.

[00:55:58] I had to evacuate the plane. I had to tip it down.

[00:56:01] What is happening?

[00:56:02] I'm debating going to the plane, but I think most of us are going to the plane.

[00:56:06] I can't pull out. I just want to go home.

[00:56:08] Now hopefully, 250 grand is enough for them to push through.

[00:56:12] This sucks.

[00:56:13] I'm really losing it.

[00:56:14] I just keep going back to it and things get hard.

[00:56:16] I'm like, I don't know.

[00:56:17] It's been a while since I've seen videos of people from a lot of the money.

[00:56:20] You need to be here for that.

[00:56:22] Alright.

[00:56:23] I don't hear rain anymore.

[00:56:25] The temperature dropped like crazy.

[00:56:27] It got cold.

[00:56:28] You can climb out and see how everybody's doing.

[00:56:31] So last night they just audited because some of these videos like one meal and there's like ten contestants or whatever right a hundred contestants

[00:56:39] 250k doing it like

[00:56:48] It was freezing freezing last night give me a bat in here, but you're everything you'd see an airplane chair freezing outside

[00:56:54] That's crazy, right? I'm miserable. I'm starving

[00:56:58] I don't think you can do another night like that.

[00:57:00] But the thing is, it's a very cold London, so the routine is also really cold.

[00:57:04] It's like a complete wadji real.

[00:57:07] It was like so hot yesterday. What's going on here?

[00:57:11] The rain made this challenge excruciatingly more difficult.

[00:57:14] I'm free!

[00:57:15] Rising six people from the red team.

[00:57:17] We are never O&K'ing again!

[00:57:20] And two from the blue team.

[00:57:22] No better win than at home.

[00:57:24] Let's just hope that the storm was enough of a distraction

[00:57:27] to not eat the canned food.

[00:57:29] It's Lord Day, so fingers crossed that we

[00:57:31] win with our 50 cans.

[00:57:32] We're just patiently awaiting tonight.

[00:57:34] Somebody's gonna show our game.

[00:57:36] From the childhood.

[00:57:39] What's on the agenda today, guys?

[00:57:41] I can do pottery with some people.

[00:57:43] If we don't win it, it's not gonna be a good thing.

[00:57:45] Pottery?

[00:57:46] Correct me.

[00:57:47] Last cue.

[00:57:48] No!

[00:57:50] Hello, everybody!

[00:57:51] Whoa!

[00:57:52] So we actually watched the pottery video

[00:57:54] on how you do the pottery.

[00:57:55] how you do the pottery.

[00:57:56] It's gonna cool it with a charcoal and all that.

[00:57:57] There's not anything left.

[00:57:58] I've been there with the bricks.

[00:58:00] I have your unopened cans.

[00:58:01] As promised.

[00:58:02] All right.

[00:58:03] Thank you for the cans.

[00:58:04] Here's a walkie.

[00:58:05] I'll tell you the results.

[00:58:06] I'm gonna get dirty hands.

[00:58:07] All right, now let's check in on the professionals.

[00:58:10] Oh, they're still under ground.

[00:58:12] Yeah, they're still under ground.

[00:58:14] Okay, Patrick, you mind helping me carry it?

[00:58:16] You're very strong, yeah.

[00:58:18] Okay, here you go.

[00:58:20] So what's wrong?

[00:58:21] Blue team, is there anything you'd like to say

[00:58:22] to the red team?

[00:58:23] How many cams did you eat wouldn't you like to know yeah

[00:58:40] You sound hungry and cranky over there.

[00:58:50] Team and Blue Team, the result of the 50 can challenger in front of me, are two bags.

[00:58:57] I can't wait to start off by revealing the blue side's results.

[00:59:01] Okay, but why didn't Mr. Greedy go on some random up?

[00:59:05] I'm revealing the blue set.

[00:59:07] Why don't you do some random lodge podcast area?

[00:59:09] The count is shit.

[00:59:10] I don't understand it.

[00:59:11] Brother, brother, what I can't.

[00:59:14] Thanks for the results.

[00:59:14] Look at him.

[00:59:15] He's gonna give me back.

[00:59:17] I'm just real.

[00:59:18] How one of us came with sticks right back up.

[00:59:20] Like 50 canes of them.

[00:59:22] What was my number?

[00:59:24] I'm gonna hit him in the face of the wire.

[00:59:26] Woo!

[00:59:27] I dropped two, but 50.

[00:59:28] And a ramp came.

[00:59:30] The amateurs.

[00:59:32] Also gave me 50 cans of food back.

[00:59:35] Meaning neither side will be getting it.

[00:59:37] Here, oh wow.

[00:59:38] Soccer.

[00:59:39] Wow, so there's a rider.

[00:59:42] Blue team seems fine.

[00:59:44] Red team seems to be very angry about the first try.

[00:59:46] That's just something that they didn't expect.

[00:59:48] Oh my gosh, wait.

[00:59:49] I literally just revealed the results

[00:59:50] and three people just got out.

[00:59:52] It's been real.

[00:59:53] Oh, they are fully important.

[00:59:54] I need to go over there.

[00:59:55] What the heck just happened?

[00:59:57] Oh, where are you about to light it?

[00:59:58] My heart's telling me to go.

[01:00:01] Whoa, that is five.

[01:00:03] You ended up getting no food.

[01:00:04] You were right about eating the candy.

[01:00:06] Yeah, I did it.

[01:00:07] Yeah.

[01:00:08] That was a good bunch.

[01:00:11] The morale immediately lowered on the blue team.

[01:00:14] I think we might have some players tonight.

[01:00:17] I have the war at 8.30 in the morning, but I'm just ready to go home.

[01:00:23] Oh!

[01:00:24] Oh!

[01:00:28] Things are starting to be a little grand.

[01:00:29] Okay, I thought it had been a month and 11 days are weathed ass!

[01:00:41] It's three last night.

[01:00:42] The sleep declaration is real.

[01:00:44] The hunger is real.

[01:00:46] We are struggling with some food stuff.

[01:00:50] Forever starving.

[01:00:52] And while Seth was trying to cheer up the camp, not everyone was in a good mood.

[01:00:58] Honestly guys, I'd rather one of you keep me in the nuts than hear that. We should all be here for weeks and weeks

[01:01:03] I have a wife and daughter. I have to get back to Patrick and

[01:01:08] Pretty hard hug right now, and I'm just hoping I don't know another

[01:01:13] Yo, this is a message to all people that wanted to miss these challenges

[01:01:17] Stop going to the challenges if you have a fucking family and children winning at home for you, buddy

[01:01:21] Buddy, you will not win. You will not win. You're you're you're you're you're you're shawling your family even

[01:01:28] We're not a hero, you're a bum.

[01:01:30] I'm gonna miss y'all.

[01:01:31] Man.

[01:01:34] Hey, everybody, I'm leaving today.

[01:01:36] You realize the value you brought to this team?

[01:01:38] I do.

[01:01:39] I taught everybody how to make shelters

[01:01:41] that'll withstand the elements.

[01:01:42] I tried really hard to set everybody up for success.

[01:01:45] I think Blue Team's gonna win.

[01:01:46] I'm out of time. I can be away from my business.

[01:01:48] There's no joy in leaving.

[01:01:49] Gotta put my business first, though.

[01:01:51] Love you, love you, Sam.

[01:01:52] Man, you're the ultimate survivalist.

[01:01:57] It's just lit up there.

[01:01:59] We thought everyone was so much.

[01:02:00] A lot of people just don't want to talk about it.

[01:02:02] Business, OK.

[01:02:03] There's what it means.

[01:02:04] And a lot of people have to leave.

[01:02:07] But it's also hard because we don't

[01:02:08] know what's going on on the other side.

[01:02:10] Hey, guys.

[01:02:10] Lowest customers of my product.

[01:02:11] And by the way, sorry, guys.

[01:02:13] I couldn't attend all your needs, whatever.

[01:02:15] I was doing a Mr. Beast challenge,

[01:02:17] where I could have won $5,000 after fucking one month

[01:02:20] of absence.

[01:02:21] Guys, sorry, guys.

[01:02:22] Back to work, guys.

[01:02:23] I can tell when I'm losing weight every day.

[01:02:25] And I don't have much weight to lose until my body starts shutting down.

[01:02:30] We can't solely rely on the rice we have, so we are just testing our luck.

[01:02:35] It starts to physically hurt my body, guys.

[01:02:38] My hips hurt.

[01:02:39] I'm sick.

[01:02:41] Oh, you're ready to go.

[01:02:42] I'm ready to go.

[01:02:43] Rest in peace, Mona.

[01:02:44] Always in our hearts.

[01:02:46] She didn't die.

[01:02:47] I'll take her portion, please.

[01:02:48] He's good at that more people are dropping because of Chinca Chinca.

[01:02:58] Every time someone leaves, I guess they get it.

[01:03:00] And with less people, the Red Team was forced to take on more responsibilities.

[01:03:05] Our group has something in them to prove.

[01:03:08] I think they're gonna step up.

[01:03:09] Our chef, Brayton, left us to a tough role.

[01:03:13] the girlies chocolate-singering.

[01:03:16] And I feel like it came out good.

[01:03:17] Like, look at me in age, look at me in age.

[01:03:20] I feel like that I can do a lot more than even I thought I could do.

[01:03:24] Because it's my birthday, I'm buying random people who

[01:03:26] subscribe to the chat to get rations.

[01:03:28] Why don't they just ahead of time, put it, calculate it,

[01:03:32] and go, OK, on this day we're making this meal and that meal.

[01:03:35] Like, why is there always free styling here?

[01:03:37] Grab whatever they want.

[01:03:38] They really have to do more than calculate no matter what.

[01:03:41] Or even just paying off your rent.

[01:03:43] All you have to do is click subscribe and comment what you want, and I'll be picking

[01:03:46] random winners over the next 30 days, good luck.

[01:03:49] We have a big storm coming in, and a lot of people could end up leaving tonight.

[01:03:52] This is the area of the...

[01:03:53] A whole captain!

[01:03:54] This is the entrance, blocks the wind.

[01:03:55] Whoa!

[01:03:56] Oh, the rain's starting to pick up!

[01:03:58] Do you think this is rain proof?

[01:03:59] I think it's rain resistance.

[01:04:02] Rain is coming in, it's beefing up my door, I just need all this holly in my building

[01:04:07] capsule.

[01:04:08] Right after I left heavy rain for the party for hours upon

[01:04:13] How many we've been dealing with them explain all you while you go the experts

[01:04:17] Why would you do that on the outside at least use the

[01:04:22] The tree that's covered for the wind man heavy rain for hours

[01:04:28] We've been dealing with non-suffering for about five hours. Everybody's shoes or soaps socks or soaps clothes or soaps

[01:04:35] It looks like it's not waterproof.

[01:04:37] I've come to stand under the tarp.

[01:04:39] The only thing that sticks under the tarp is the things in right.

[01:04:42] So you're not letting people sit over here.

[01:04:45] All right, it's fine.

[01:04:47] These are the only tarps that there is,

[01:04:49] and now they're not letting anybody use it.

[01:04:51] The one tarp that we have,

[01:04:53] like, I can't even stand under it.

[01:04:55] That seems wrong.

[01:04:56] That one tarp was designated

[01:04:58] as a community shelter.

[01:05:00] It's a community shelter.

[01:05:02] I put there so that we could keep our...

[01:05:04] I have a community shelter.

[01:05:05] Yeah, so we could keep our beans and our rice dry.

[01:05:07] Oh, and it's a community shelter.

[01:05:09] Okay, listen to what I'm telling you.

[01:05:11] They're trying to get everything sorted out so they can get everything out.

[01:05:13] Oh, that's what they're doing in there.

[01:05:15] Dig a hole, and the rat is alive in it.

[01:05:17] It's a community shelter.

[01:05:18] I think we're all getting to the end of our wits here.

[01:05:20] Our cape is absolutely soaked. This has to end soon.

[01:05:23] I'm just hoping Red Team had to go through something similar.

[01:05:25] I'm gonna refill my water, then I'm gonna go sit in my tent, read a map.

[01:05:29] These days are the easiest days.

[01:05:31] These are solar days, guys.

[01:05:33] And while Red was happily waiting out the rain,

[01:05:35] my day 14 challenge might affect to a rain supreme.

[01:05:38] Chad, this is... this is so...

[01:05:40] There's no expert in the video. Nobody. Nobody's expert in the video.

[01:05:43] Vicky, how are we doing?

[01:05:45] Whoo! Yeah!

[01:05:47] All right.

[01:05:48] An identical set of boxes has been placed in front of both teams.

[01:05:51] We will be opening them one at a time

[01:05:53] revealing a crucial survival item.

[01:05:55] If both teams rejected,

[01:05:57] Only then will the next item be revealed and whichever team fits our button first will be able to keep the eyes

[01:06:03] You guys decide to take that box. They get nothing. Does that make sense in the first one? Yeah

[01:06:08] Tariq reveal the first box box number one

[01:06:11] Fishing you. There's no fish in that river. We can't catch fish. It's really useless

[01:06:20] I'm ready to tackle somebody for hitting that button. Are you guys sure?

[01:06:23] You guys said no to the first box Tariq reveal the second box

[01:06:27] Passed iron pots and pans.

[01:06:29] Passed iron pots and pans.

[01:06:30] Chef, what do you think?

[01:06:31] I feel like we have everything else now.

[01:06:33] Maybe we just took it so they don't get anything.

[01:06:35] Now, reminder, if the team takes it, you guys get nothing.

[01:06:38] And if both teams project every box,

[01:06:40] then both teams get everything.

[01:06:43] We can have it all.

[01:06:44] Don't hit it.

[01:06:45] We could get all five boxes.

[01:06:47] But they have five boxes.

[01:06:48] OK, yes or no?

[01:06:49] No.

[01:06:50] No?

[01:06:52] They passed up on box number two.

[01:06:54] Instantly. Instantly. Instantly.

[01:06:56] Reveal box number three.

[01:06:58] I knew it! I knew it!

[01:07:00] I knew it!

[01:07:02] That is cool!

[01:07:04] This is just cruel.

[01:07:06] Here, but it helps you out.

[01:07:08] The milk chocolate.

[01:07:10] My mouth is salivating right now.

[01:07:12] The other team might press it.

[01:07:14] The other team might hit it, guys.

[01:07:16] I'm going to do it, Carlos. Put your hand down.

[01:07:18] Please! I said it! I'm saying no.

[01:07:20] Hey! No, I had my thing about this.

[01:07:22] The peanut butter is too peanut buttery it overshadows everything else it ends up being not even you don't even taste the chocolate

[01:07:30] It's just it's a super like a liquidy super overwhelming

[01:07:36] Peanut butter it's too much

[01:07:39] Building supplies

[01:07:46] What so far both teams have passed on every box

[01:07:52] about the next basically no one hits the button on both sides you guys get

[01:07:56] everything but if they hit the button on this last box you guys get nothing

[01:08:01] they're gonna push the button I think they will think they will yeah why would

[01:08:07] they want to help someone that doesn't know how is it even when there there are

[01:08:11] club experts like I can't watch this all the things so I think the strategy is

[01:08:17] you don't want to give them something that they might need question is there

[01:08:20] You do it. No, I see what's in that box first and we both hit it anyway

[01:08:25] They don't want us to take it so I did listen you don't get it

[01:08:28] They're going to hit him but they don't want us to take that's fine because we don't need anything

[01:08:31] This might be more advantageous for them to win. That's why we should click it through the next bar. That's three

[01:08:37] reveal the last box

[01:08:39] Steaks Jack links and seasonings for your entire table

[01:08:50] No, no, no!

[01:08:52] You guys not doing it?

[01:08:55] Oh my, oh my god, Chad.

[01:09:01] No!

[01:09:02] Yo, Chad.

[01:09:03] He pressed it immediately.

[01:09:05] Oh, he pressed the button.

[01:09:06] What?

[01:09:07] Oh, he pressed it immediately.

[01:09:08] Wait, what?

[01:09:09] You're reaching, hit the button.

[01:09:11] You guys got nothing.

[01:09:12] No one had the guts to press the button.

[01:09:14] Because everybody had to talk about it.

[01:09:15] Well, y'all said no.

[01:09:16] Can we hit the button, guys?

[01:09:18] Oh, I don't, I don't.

[01:09:19] So this guy said, useless, useless, useless, useless.

[01:09:23] And then they go like, oh, but we could have everything.

[01:09:26] He just said it was useless.

[01:09:27] Then why the, I mean.

[01:09:29] Though Patrick's quick thinking gave him the advantage,

[01:09:32] the discharge are for their input immediately created a rift.

[01:09:36] You're really not listening, are you?

[01:09:38] I'm vegetarian.

[01:09:39] Who cares?

[01:09:41] Rather discouraged by losing the challenge.

[01:09:44] You're losing place, nice.

[01:09:45] You're gonna trust the fucking.

[01:09:46] Or by simply not being listened to.

[01:09:49] I promise you, you're losing more people.

[01:09:51] They get the hell out of here!

[01:09:53] Both Red Team and Blue Team lost multiple players.

[01:09:59] Oh, that's so crap!

[01:10:00] And for the first time they gained a resource over their lives.

[01:10:04] What?

[01:10:05] For the first time in over two weeks.

[01:10:07] Okay, Mr. Greedy, I'm telling you, I'm on to you.

[01:10:09] There has to be some hidden components of this video that you're not telling us.

[01:10:12] Why is everybody giving up?

[01:10:14] This makes no sense.

[01:10:16] I mean...

[01:10:17] The blue team got a little slice of heaven.

[01:10:19] It wants to cook their steak now.

[01:10:21] The steaks are looking really good.

[01:10:24] Better than Christmas Day. Better than Thanksgiving.

[01:10:28] You might have to pay out for leaving.

[01:10:31] I have energy to give you a protein.

[01:10:34] It's all coming together how we need it.

[01:10:36] But things weren't as great with the red team.

[01:10:39] I want them putts.

[01:10:41] The putts would have been nice.

[01:10:43] Isaiah, please, just trust me.

[01:10:45] But once the meat was gone, Luda's team ran into a big problem.

[01:11:03] And now that more and more people are leaving, their share of the $250,000 if they win is

[01:11:09] going up.

[01:11:10] You don't know how much it is because you don't know how many people are left, but trust

[01:11:13] It's starting to become a lot of money

[01:11:17] So train hatched a plan to increase her share of the money

[01:11:26] Trini is

[01:11:33] Think the survival aspect of the distance are anymore

[01:11:37] It's a good amount of money

[01:11:39] But split between them the more days means it was less money per day have a point

[01:11:44] But it's gonna be something like they're bent like minimum wage

[01:12:00] Yeah, my career is based around they're gonna do the vibe I don't believe in bad days and I see teammates are down

[01:12:06] I don't have to try to make you laugh or I'll go back to it.

[01:12:08] I really feel like I've done enough to win.

[01:12:12] I'll bury y'all.

[01:12:14] We think it's way flared because we heard them screaming and then, you know, the clap,

[01:12:18] it was extremely clapping.

[01:12:19] Someone definitely flared.

[01:12:21] Their team's probably getting ready to break off, especially after getting that steak and outside.

[01:12:24] Come on, we can win for sure.

[01:12:28] I want some sweet potatoes.

[01:12:30] I'm gonna eat if I'm hungry.

[01:12:33] I don't need to answer to you.

[01:12:35] to answer to anyone here.

[01:12:36] She's like the least team in your vibes.

[01:12:39] That last little bit of toxicity.

[01:12:41] Thanks, guys.

[01:12:42] That's exactly what we needed.

[01:12:43] Now we can get out of here.

[01:12:44] Um, I didn't like him.

[01:12:48] But the red team genuinely liked each other.

[01:12:50] If we all just work together, we can still, we can move in.

[01:12:54] What if that potato was a soapy?

[01:12:56] Thank you.

[01:12:57] You can move in.

[01:12:59] Oh my god.

[01:13:01] No!

[01:13:01] Are you stupid?

[01:13:03] I want to cry.

[01:13:04] You have to work as a team and be selfless.

[01:13:06] Everyone's willing to put up a fight.

[01:13:08] We're still in this to win this, so.

[01:13:10] We have a really strong team.

[01:13:12] But the blue team maybe didn't feel the same way.

[01:13:15] If we start breaking apart,

[01:13:16] the life of my blue Patrick is what it is.

[01:13:19] And we all unanimously agreed

[01:13:20] that you could have some rice.

[01:13:21] I didn't hear that conversation.

[01:13:22] We literally had the conversation yesterday.

[01:13:24] What is answering the part first?

[01:13:27] I just want to leave with the wind,

[01:13:28] and I feel like I'm going to leave

[01:13:30] with this bitter taste in my mouth.

[01:13:32] It really sucks.

[01:13:33] and I don't want to be bitter.

[01:13:35] We need to start a duel.

[01:13:37] Shh.

[01:13:41] I'm glad that they're gone.

[01:13:43] Did you hear that, my babe?

[01:13:44] I heard what I think is the blue team cheering.

[01:13:47] Yeah, that's how it works.

[01:13:48] So she looks like Joel Face.

[01:13:49] I heard it just got into.

[01:13:51] Two people fighting, I think.

[01:13:52] We are, like, stuck here for a life.

[01:13:55] We know we're not half-affairs, but also then we lose.

[01:13:58] And I don't lose.

[01:13:59] We're gonna win this.

[01:14:00] I don't know how.

[01:14:01] I don't want to win, but we are going to win this.

[01:14:04] The last people we have, the lower our chance of winning this game.

[01:14:07] It was a hard game though.

[01:14:08] I started to think that maybe this world's getting easier.

[01:14:11] That's not it.

[01:14:12] While the blue team was falling apart, the red team was coming together so well.

[01:14:17] They weren't just surviving, they were thriving.

[01:14:20] It's relaxing.

[01:14:20] The music is in, we have a quick little river day.

[01:14:23] Sometimes you just kind of find the good and the bad.

[01:14:31] It's crazy, like, I don't even know how to talk.

[01:14:34] You literally don't do anything to contribute

[01:14:37] outside of cooking food that has no taste at all.

[01:14:40] It's crap food, honestly.

[01:14:42] And I'm sorry, but I got to say it.

[01:14:47] Are you gonna be okay?

[01:14:48] No, I'm not.

[01:14:49] You want to take a walk?

[01:14:50] Um...

[01:14:51] Yeah.

[01:14:52] I mean, they're just such boys.

[01:14:54] What?

[01:14:55] Did he catch something?

[01:14:56] Money, money.

[01:14:57] No!

[01:14:59] You look big!

[01:15:01] They don't have the ingredients you taste and they don't need to do them.

[01:15:04] Sorry.

[01:15:08] Look at the challenge.

[01:15:09] Lock your nose though.

[01:15:10] We're creeping it up now.

[01:15:12] Yay!

[01:15:13] I'm just a little bit boring.

[01:15:15] I'll be in this.

[01:15:16] I'm gonna leave today.

[01:15:17] At the end of the day, I'm gonna go to Mr. B's challenge.

[01:15:20] But I've done my best.

[01:15:21] You've stayed so long.

[01:15:23] Can we run a fork?

[01:15:24] That's really good.

[01:15:25] That tastes good.

[01:15:26] Yeah.

[01:15:27] When something's right for you, you'll have peace, and I don't have peace being here anymore.

[01:15:35] Oh my god, bro.

[01:15:43] But just because you have the training to survive by yourself in the wilderness

[01:15:47] doesn't mean you can survive as a group.

[01:15:49] We are now five days in a row with zero players.

[01:15:59] Amelia's gone and I think Trent is very selfish.

[01:16:03] It weren't one chore because of where I beat us by one person and you're cheering over here.

[01:16:08] It's your money that you're losing too.

[01:16:10] There's just so many less bodies.

[01:16:12] At one point there were 50 survivalists.

[01:16:15] The whole thing tomorrow is Challenge Day or Extraction Day,

[01:16:19] and we need something.

[01:16:21] Three weeks in the woods, let's see how they're doing.

[01:16:23] Oh, this is what is going on.

[01:16:26] I love everyone.

[01:16:27] Do you all want to challenge?

[01:16:28] Yeah, yeah.

[01:16:30] Amateurs, why do you think I have this?

[01:16:33] Is that where rescue is?

[01:16:35] This is a map of the red camp.

[01:16:38] And this is a flare gun.

[01:16:40] You're going to mark where you are hiding this flare gun

[01:16:43] in their camp.

[01:16:44] I uh, yeah, I get it. I was just being dumb chat. I the law just defied because he was filling out a video in some other country

[01:16:51] Whatever and they built this set or they use a set. I completely forgot

[01:16:55] Whichever side finds the flare gun first will decide when the video ends by firing it

[01:16:59] You can end the game today. You can end it in five days ten days whenever you want and the other team will have no control over

[01:17:06] Oh, I've got chills

[01:17:08] If you pop that one into the water, you'll still lose it.

[01:17:10] You just gotta remember that.

[01:17:11] What if they hold on to it for two weeks?

[01:17:13] Then they're messed up and sticking ahead.

[01:17:16] They're going to walk the boundary of that.

[01:17:17] Yeah, they're walking the boundary.

[01:17:19] Let's make them work for it so they burn a bunch of calories.

[01:17:22] So that one's somewhere far away.

[01:17:28] Watch this one, then.

[01:17:29] Oh, no.

[01:17:30] What's happening?

[01:17:32] This is it.

[01:17:34] This is exactly where they mark up the map.

[01:17:36] Your player is now here. Let's see if they find it first first team to find a flare. They'll decide when this video is

[01:17:44] Are you ready?

[01:17:49] Two one take off your blindfolds good luck

[01:17:52] I'm gonna go! I'm gonna go!

[01:17:54] Oh my god!

[01:17:55] Oh my god!

[01:17:57] Alright, what's the plan, amateurs? What's the plan?

[01:18:00] I can't see!

[01:18:01] Hey, what's the plan?

[01:18:02] We all gridded it out.

[01:18:04] So, did you all talk about where you're gonna go separately already?

[01:18:06] I'm going to the very far basketball team.

[01:18:08] Hey, guys, guys!

[01:18:09] Wait, which is the bad goal?

[01:18:11] You guys didn't pick up a plan while you're bundled?

[01:18:14] Like, you know for a fact that they're a team as a best.

[01:18:16] They don't have a plan.

[01:18:17] They are determined to be the ones that find the square.

[01:18:20] I'm going to throw this corner.

[01:18:21] You go towards the docks all the way.

[01:18:23] Go find the flare!

[01:18:26] We got to get the water right in there.

[01:18:28] What if the blue team finds it when you're getting water?

[01:18:31] Taking his time, which is fine.

[01:18:34] Surely the blue team, blue team's not even close.

[01:18:36] What?

[01:18:37] Oh, please.

[01:18:39] I'm actually really close to the border.

[01:18:41] I'm under the border.

[01:18:42] Alright, I'm down here searching for the flare.

[01:18:44] I'm gonna find it.

[01:18:45] Oh, man.

[01:18:47] We are deep in the woods.

[01:18:49] All right, we found his teammate.

[01:18:50] Nobody entered that back corner.

[01:18:52] They went right.

[01:18:54] So if you're going to go that way, I'm going to go that way.

[01:18:57] I'm going to knock him down by the dock.

[01:19:00] You can literally see all around here.

[01:19:01] Now you just got to scan.

[01:19:02] Thank you, sir.

[01:19:03] Don't worry.

[01:19:04] Do you ever really want to find this player?

[01:19:06] We're all self-focused.

[01:19:08] I'll find him this player down.

[01:19:10] He didn't have a cameraman follow me,

[01:19:12] so maybe assign him not in the right area.

[01:19:15] But I hope we find this player first.

[01:19:18] I didn't see pretty much the hole, and I don't see it.

[01:19:23] I also don't see it here.

[01:19:24] You see anything?

[01:19:25] Nope, not here.

[01:19:26] There's your eye.

[01:19:27] Sit down, look out.

[01:19:28] Oh, I didn't see it.

[01:19:29] Don't miss me.

[01:19:30] I'm just scared.

[01:19:31] Oh, man.

[01:19:32] I think I hit pretty much everything.

[01:19:33] I don't think we can see it.

[01:19:35] Wait.

[01:19:37] Stop.

[01:19:45] Someone found the flare.

[01:19:47] Don't find it!

[01:19:48] The horn is going off.

[01:19:51] Our team, I just found it.

[01:19:52] Hopefully, they'll be able to come with it.

[01:19:53] Wait, wait, wait!

[01:19:55] The horn is going off.

[01:19:57] And you just shut up, holy shit.

[01:19:59] Buddy, is that a farming field water?

[01:20:02] Isn't that...

[01:20:03] Well, isn't that...

[01:20:04] Food?

[01:20:05] Like, for people in the shed?

[01:20:07] Our team, I just found it.

[01:20:07] Hopefully, they'll be able to come with it.

[01:20:09] They're the whole last farmer, man!

[01:20:13] These contestants have spent the last 20 days in the woods

[01:20:16] Losing teammates.

[01:20:17] Get me out of here.

[01:20:18] There's no joy in leaving.

[01:20:20] Alliances pushing themselves to their limits.

[01:20:22] I got them.

[01:20:23] I'm sorry.

[01:20:24] For this moment, right here.

[01:20:27] I found it.

[01:20:28] I found it.

[01:20:29] I got it.

[01:20:30] I got it.

[01:20:31] I got it.

[01:20:32] It's a sailor.

[01:20:32] I got it.

[01:20:33] I got it.

[01:20:33] Holy, the blue revealer.

[01:20:34] I got it.

[01:20:36] Yes.

[01:20:37] I got it.

[01:20:38] Woo-hoo.

[01:20:39] Woo-hoo.

[01:20:42] We found it.

[01:20:43] We found it first.

[01:20:43] How many people do you think are left in the air?

[01:20:45] I hope that they think, oh, well, we got this in the bag.

[01:20:49] I hope that they blow the flare, and we have more people.

[01:20:52] Is there any world where there's more than you?

[01:20:54] Maybe, but we don't think so.

[01:20:55] What if you waited till tomorrow?

[01:20:57] We've waited 20 days.

[01:20:59] Yeah, that's it.

[01:21:00] It's a plan!

[01:21:01] It's a plan!

[01:21:03] After 20 days, it all comes down to this.

[01:21:06] The side with the most contestants is winning that money.

[01:21:09] Three, two, one.

[01:21:12] One, and it's off your blindfold!

[01:21:23] It's crack or glue in.

[01:21:24] There's 11 left on the blue team, and only 9 left on the red team.

[01:21:29] Blue team, you just won $250,000!

[01:21:33] Oh my god, they're going to win!

[01:21:35] That's emotional, but um, what can I say? There's too much going for it.

[01:21:40] I'm just trying to get this far.

[01:21:42] We're gonna give each of you $4,000 for spending time out here.

[01:21:45] They're not going home at the end.

[01:21:47] What if they told them,

[01:21:48] yo, dude, 20 days this much, like, um...

[01:21:52] Well, it only lasts as much, I mean...

[01:21:54] They each are walking home with $22,000!

[01:21:58] Whether you have skill or a bunch of resources,

[01:22:00] I think in the end, the thing that matters the most is working together.

[01:22:03] Thank you guys for watching.

[01:22:08] Hold on.

[01:22:09] This is a map here 22,000 each 22,000 each 20 decay channel if you go over there

[01:22:21] It was $20,000

[01:22:26] Okay, okay, um

[01:22:31] Don't they have to pay tax on that?

[01:22:33] Chad, they don't have to pay tax on that. No, that's not that's not exempt from taxes, but

[01:22:37] But does it depend on the bracket or would that count as like the gift or game show

[01:22:42] or tax or whatever?

[01:22:43] May as well be space it, is it always though?

[01:22:48] I don't think so, I don't think always.

[01:22:54] $1000. Whether you have skill or a bunch of resources, I think in the end the thing that matters the most is working together.

[01:23:01] Thank you guys for watching.

[01:23:06] Um, so he does, is that a while back? I don't know if he still doesn't like that.

[01:23:12] So Chad, how much would it be then?

[01:23:15] 20 days. Let's say it was probably a few days, a few days of in and out, right? I'm

[01:23:27] gonna think maybe something they'd have to travel over. That was my 20 days. Okay,

[01:23:33] $1,000 a day. If that's not bad at all, actually. $1,000 a day. Let's just put,

[01:23:40] Look, Chad, with all the whatever, let's put it at 80%.

[01:23:45] 80%.

[01:23:46] I think I'm being paid 80%.

[01:23:47] You get to keep whatever tax bracket you're in or whatever.

[01:23:50] 80%, let's just say $800.

[01:23:54] What's that?

[01:23:56] $800 per day.

[01:23:59] Let's say that was a normal job, eight hours a day.

[01:24:04] It's just $100 an hour.

[01:24:07] It's not too bad.

[01:24:08] It's not too bad.

[01:24:09] We have to window, we have to window.

[01:24:13] It's like, okay, it's 24-7, I disagree.

[01:24:17] I would actually argue that how much time do you think

[01:24:19] that they worked every day?

[01:24:21] Like, in a sense, guys, when you're in real life,

[01:24:24] after work, you still live, like, you do whatever you want.

[01:24:30] It's not, it wouldn't be work for them.

[01:24:31] Like, I'm sure some of them worked maybe three hours

[01:24:33] in a day, four hours.

[01:24:34] I'm sure some of these guys,

[01:24:35] I'm not sure some of these guys

[01:24:36] have probably worked even one hour in a day

[01:24:38] and they were just resting and chilling

[01:24:39] and doing entertainment for us today.

[01:24:42] Like think about it.

[01:24:43] Like how many of these guys are working?

[01:24:45] They were eight to 10 hour days in that challenge.

[01:24:47] No, but.

[01:24:48] Tax is nerd.

[01:24:52] What's that narrative?

[01:24:53] I think it's kind of cool to think about

[01:24:55] like the extension of those challenges.

[01:25:01] You know what I mean?

[01:25:04] Well yeah, I think it's good.

[01:25:05] On September 6th.

[01:25:06] I think if you have anything going on,

[01:25:07] I think that's good.

[01:25:08] Three, two, one, go!

[01:25:09] Off of the middle.

[01:25:11] No!

[01:25:12] Aspen!

[01:25:14] No!

[01:25:15] Daniel!

[01:25:16] No!

[01:25:17] Little Biggie!

[01:25:18] No!

[01:25:19] Cowboy!

[01:25:20] No!

[01:25:21] Omar!

[01:25:22] Yeah!

[01:25:23] Mr. Griddy!

[01:25:24] Off of the middle.

[01:25:25] No!

[01:25:26] Aspen!

[01:25:27] No!

[01:25:28] Aspen!

[01:25:29] No!

[01:25:30] Aspen!

[01:25:31] No!

[01:25:32] Aspen!

[01:25:33] No!

[01:25:34] No!

[01:25:35] I don't I don't hate those videos but there's something weird about it yeah

[01:25:45] they'd like her food yeah sure but it's like some cold-ass cruddy patty like

[01:25:51] I think that the give-the-give-get ratio is really bad in these videos.

[01:26:15] Go! Don't go out of the box and save your balloon.

[01:26:22] Like, you know the ones that were like raw ingredients, like rice or whatever, or like,

[01:26:34] they bring to family like a juice or like some flower? It's just odd. Wait, is that

[01:26:43] guy. No, no, it shouldn't be. Like, like, what even is this? Three, two, one, go. What

[01:26:51] is that?

[01:26:52] No.

[01:26:53] No.

[01:26:54] No.

[01:26:55] No.

[01:26:56] No.

[01:26:57] No.

[01:26:58] No.

[01:26:59] No.

[01:27:00] No.

[01:27:01] No.

[01:27:02] No.

[01:27:03] No.

[01:27:04] No.

[01:27:05] No.

[01:27:06] No.

[01:27:07] No.

[01:27:08] No.

[01:27:09] No.

[01:27:10] No.

[01:27:11] No.

[01:27:12] You see him?

[01:27:14] No!

[01:27:15] Madi!

[01:27:17] Come on, Madi!

[01:27:19] Yeah!

[01:27:20] Yeah, Madi!

[01:27:21] Deal!

[01:27:22] Finish!

[01:27:27] 3, 2, 1, go!

[01:27:28] Dude, I don't know how to do about this.

[01:27:30] Anyway.

[01:27:31] 3, 2, 1, go!

[01:27:33] Alright, well that was interesting.

[01:27:42] Whoa, that bass was loud!

[01:28:12] I

[01:28:28] Like a 8.3 magnitude

[01:28:42] That's paint drags under that song.

[01:28:51] What's happening?

[01:28:53] Chet, am I always leaving this weird?

[01:29:14] You blinked airsoft and you aiming for headshots on non helmeted people?

[01:29:18] It's just fucking weird.

[01:29:25] Like what is your problem?

[01:29:36] I never understood why they don't wear full helmets.

[01:29:42] I'll never get it.

[01:29:43] But what what if this is like bounces in your eye or like fucking

[01:29:48] Lens in your teeth or like in your ear like this is stupid

[01:30:03] Now the glasses

[01:30:05] I

[01:30:10] See when people have to camp through storms risk risking getting struggling and paralyzed I sleep

[01:30:15] How many kids get a chicken burger for playing baseball real shit? Yo

[01:30:20] You're missing the point there chat. I want you to start guys

[01:30:24] I want to educate the chat into thinking like me, okay

[01:30:28] What I look at videos that are like much not not not charity

[01:30:32] was like winning something or like giving something. Hold on, why don't you think about

[01:30:37] the ratio of what is gained and what is given. Like a bunch of guys stand around or whatever

[01:30:44] for a video. All of them get nothing. They get a full on pick talk, full ad money, whatever.

[01:30:51] And he says get a fucking, one guy gets a chicken burger. Like are we dead ass, dude?

[01:30:57] That's fine.

[01:31:23] I'm doing

[01:31:48] Yeah, come on

[01:31:53] Oh

[01:31:58] No more links. Oh here's a link

[01:32:00] Oh, shit!

[01:32:07] Oh, shit!

[01:32:14] How does he play this every day, but he cannot jump two blocks?

[01:32:28] How can he jump two blocks?

[01:32:36] My toggle spring was done, but it was dead anyway.

[01:32:40] Oh he's a toggle that's why I'm- It was dead anyway.

[01:32:44] I don't trust people who use toggle in anything here.

[01:32:47] Toggle is shit.

[01:32:49] Toggle is not good in anything.

[01:32:51] We had no, uh- Toggle is a nubin mechanic.

[01:32:54] To build up.

[01:32:55] He's been running MCs for three months.

[01:32:58] took you three years it's been running the game for 350 hours it took me 150

[01:33:07] you see me and you don't we don't think about that we don't think the same way

[01:33:18] we got now four on this switch

[01:33:20] What golden inventory man, Jack what a golden inventory

[01:33:30] I can't stand to this, that CDR

[01:33:40] What did I fucking say?

[01:33:41] I don't understand it, is it enemy months?

[01:33:42] Three and a half months?

[01:33:43] What the fuck is he doing?

[01:33:44] There's lava pour on this bitch.

[01:33:45] 3 and a half months! What the fuck is he doing?!

[01:33:47] There's a lava pour on this bitch.

[01:34:01] Forced it! Forced it! I'm your number one fan! I can ice-span to the wall!

[01:34:05] Yes, Edia!

[01:34:06] Check!

[01:34:07] This bastion is the same shape every time you do it.

[01:34:10] Every time you do it.

[01:34:12] Bored? Right, right, where the fuck is he going?

[01:34:19] Poison! Poison! I'm your brother-

[01:34:21] What?

[01:34:21] And I can't stand to the floor!

[01:34:23] You're a seedia!

[01:34:27] What did I finally say?!

[01:34:49] That is so accurate that that is so fucking accurate

[01:35:19] Anyway, what else do you have in the chat?

[01:35:23] Good fucking God nigga, I might as well turn my motherfucking headlight slot to let you use

[01:35:28] yours for me, bitch.

[01:35:29] Oh shit!

[01:35:30] That's annoying.

[01:35:31] I can't see a damn thing.

[01:35:32] Good fucking God nigga.

[01:35:35] If they ban window tint, they should ban super loud headlights.

[01:35:45] Is it the IJ?

[01:35:54] Sixty months of pepega.

[01:35:56] Meow.

[01:35:57] Meow.

[01:35:58] Meow.

[01:35:59] Meow.

[01:36:00] Meow.

[01:36:01] Meow.

[01:36:02] Meow.

[01:36:03] Yo yo yo yo

[01:36:10] What?

[01:36:12] Chai, Chai, it's a, it's a kind of like paint mistake.

[01:36:19] Wait, hold on!

[01:36:35] Okay, then you add Dota or Ligin arguing with Dumb Fox and then you add Deadlock and it's

[01:36:48] Arguments

[01:36:53] Redacted

[01:37:01] That's cute

[01:37:07] Is that

[01:37:10] Do you think jesus is gonna return before gta 6 at this point

[01:37:15] Okay, what if Jesus returned ago? What would happen? Like, how would that look like?

[01:37:23] Right, I'll return from where?

[01:37:35] I don't get it.

[01:37:37] I don't get it, all cause you can see yourself!

[01:37:46] Yeah, that's, yeah, that's pretty true.

[01:37:49] Yeah, that's pretty true.

[01:37:52] Yeah, that's pretty true.

[01:37:55] Oh man, ruined it.

[01:37:58] Surely this isn't pretty close in here.

[01:38:01] some good links to the last tournament for a single fighting video game consists of 7168

[01:38:11] street fighter six participants and was achieved by e-sports evolution LLC at

[01:38:16] truing truing truing truing truing truing truing truing truing truing truing truing

[01:38:24] so this is what e-sports should be like there's not that much money into it right but it's

[01:38:29] organic it like the people people want to participate they like like they they

[01:38:33] attend they don't have to have a massive sponsor teams whatever they just

[01:38:38] it's it makes sense the economy that makes sense that's how it should be

[01:38:43] even it was owned by Sony you don't understand what I'm saying but for the

[01:38:50] people that are part of it it makes sense

[01:38:54] I don't know who. Maybe who? Oh,

[01:38:59] this guy's running in the

[01:39:01] street. I gotta clip him out of

[01:39:04] respect. You gotta clip him

[01:39:09] out of respect. You know what I'm

[01:39:12] saying? You want to walk on the

[01:39:15] fucking highway. Yeah, what does

[01:39:19] that mean? Out of respect. Uh

[01:39:22] Just one guy, but you got to clip him out of respect.

[01:39:27] You know what I'm saying?

[01:39:29] You say again, you got to.

[01:39:34] OK, I don't need.

[01:39:41] OK, at ease again.

[01:39:41] I laid on the string.

[01:39:42] Looky.

[01:39:44] Wow.

[01:39:48] I'll bro be your all bro be growing right now.

[01:39:52] So why does it look so devilish?

[01:39:57] Chad.

[01:39:58] Chad, look at him, Chad.

[01:40:02] He's like one of those movies.

[01:40:04] Chad, he looks like he's holding all his anger in it.

[01:40:10] That's actually pretty good.

[01:40:15] Oh, he is?

[01:40:17] Okay.

[01:40:18] 67 put that giant in a row

[01:40:29] oh we watch the chat I watched it he gets mugged by Epstein like this I don't even know

[01:40:40] what I don't know

[01:40:44] yeah dude I ate a whole fucking guy how many walnuts I ate this whole walnut

[01:40:50] thing what the fuck how much is inside six months away with walnuts I ate 400

[01:40:56] grams of walnuts am I gonna die one way I mean 403 oh my god okay much what

[01:41:05] What the?

[01:41:06] Cause I'm so-

[01:41:10] Yeah.

[01:41:11] You suck.

[01:41:12] Nice.

[01:41:13] Nice picture.

[01:41:14] Nice picture.

[01:41:15] Yo.

[01:41:16] Yo.

[01:41:17] Chad is that TOS?

[01:41:35] you

[01:42:05] you

[01:42:35] you

[01:43:05] you

[01:43:35] you

[01:44:05] Yeah.

[01:44:24] Both?

[01:44:26] Oh!

[01:44:27] I don't understand.

[01:44:28] Do I have to?

[01:44:29] Yeah, I'm going to step out.

[01:44:30] I'm going to make you step out.

[01:44:31] I'm asking you nicely.

[01:44:32] You're going to make me step out.

[01:44:33] Okay.

[01:44:34] I don't I don't Jack Jack. I'm danger. I'm not kidding somebody pulls this shit on me

[01:44:39] I'm pressing charges. I'm gonna fuck you. You say say anti-content. I'll do the other this is gone and this is fucking bullshit

[01:44:48] Yeah, there's nothing on me nothing sure I think it's stable

[01:44:57] This is insane

[01:44:59] It's a completely sealed bottle wait sells to me think

[01:45:12] I thought it does it is like it's your as the people around and like like it's do whatever

[01:45:17] Like if they could do all that whatever and then they still they still set him up

[01:45:20] So it's still kind of kind of makes sense or whatever, but if he's it on it, then that's it that mean that's that's to us

[01:45:26] I mean, joke, yo.

[01:45:30] Wrong?

[01:45:31] Okay.

[01:45:32] This guy can't even act properly either.

[01:45:37] Oh my god, you're gonna call the, buddy, it's just switched to S. I mean, I don't make

[01:45:52] the rules here.

[01:45:53] Buddy, it just switched to us.

[01:45:55] I mean, I don't like the rules here.

[01:45:57] Like, I say a truth and then you get mad at me.

[01:46:01] Buddy, this has been to us since the website existed.

[01:46:04] Like, you act like I'm, it's what I walked towards.

[01:46:09] It's, I'm just saying that it just is.

[01:46:16] What rule, you can't do that.

[01:46:18] That's a lot of my ears. Why is there any fools a lot of time?

[01:46:26] Um, the depicted threat is staged. The officer matches an actor.

[01:46:31] These are some of the biggest live streamers in the world getting arrested.

[01:46:38] See, over the past few months a couple of my streamer buddies have wronged me.

[01:46:43] So, to get back with my friends, I'm going to surprise them with a simple prank.

[01:46:47] Our last name for the crimes against me. Oh my god

[01:46:54] Starting with our first streamer

[01:47:07] Him

[01:47:17] Five years of this pepega no wonder him so autistic three-head

[01:47:37] Wait hold on

[01:47:39] No drugs or needles. It's insane.

[01:47:45] Yeah, he's a little bit shorter than Lacey.

[01:47:48] If it was just him.

[01:47:50] Which is legal in California to have.

[01:47:54] Six, seven.

[01:47:57] No, I'm not.

[01:47:58] Also, also, also, why would they search the car?

[01:48:01] Seven, seven hours, so I haven't.

[01:48:04] It does, if I've been on camera for seven hours.

[01:48:08] understand this isn't a warranty search at all. 67. Oh he said it was a good call because they were

[01:48:14] acting sus. This doesn't make sense at all. Sir, this is completely true.

[01:48:22] You think I stole the golf clubs? Why would you offer? Okay, okay, okay. Now I know what this is on

[01:48:29] effort. Roll. Roll. This guy won't film anything. And then he would even film something getting

[01:48:36] arrest when this could possibly be a crime. Like let's say this is a real

[01:48:41] arrest, right? Why won't you want to keep recording if there was a

[01:48:45] wrongful arrest? That'd be evidence for you to have to protect yourself.

[01:48:49] What? Sir, this is completely true.

[01:48:54] You think I stole the golf clubs?

[01:48:59] Pogman.

[01:49:03] I don't think I'm watching this.

[01:49:17] All right.

[01:49:21] What else?

[01:49:22] There is a little bit of a farce there.

[01:49:27] There's a farce.

[01:49:28] Diarysis, diarysis, diarysis, diarysis, diarysis, diarysis, diarysis, diarysis, diarysis.

[01:49:35] There's those.

[01:49:43] Um

[01:49:47] Why is there a plane landing on the fucking highway

[01:49:53] Says the guy okay

[01:50:03] Um, okay. Well, mm-hmm. Oh good job

[01:50:13] They see the thousand and check you right now. I said and then I was like

[01:50:22] I say fuck it I'll pay boom I go and then he said that's just a thousand for us to even look at it and

[01:50:28] If it is fucked up and you need medicine

[01:50:31] You we're gonna charge you extra on top of that. I said

[01:50:34] I

[01:50:40] See a deal I see a deal my boy, but I told him I said yo bro, but I got insurance

[01:50:45] But they said now, but we don't take American insurance. Yeah, I gotta get it after

[01:50:50] America insurance is scam to the American

[01:50:52] I think that's a well-fitted you think well you have no power here

[01:50:55] I mean we didn't go in a candy. They need to get tired with your fucking scam card down buddy buddy buddy

[01:51:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah better chance with some fucking Starbucks fucking free coffee card and they're getting this shit

[01:51:06] Are you kidding me? This is a piece of paper. I

[01:51:08] Said oh the taxes go to the people that live in the country. Oh

[01:51:13] Hold on hold on now. Oh, I ain't by speaking now. Oh, I speak it. I said, damn

[01:51:20] I'm like, dude, you think you're trying to make a money boy. I said fuck it. I'll pay that shit, bro

[01:51:25] I pay it they don't

[01:51:27] Oh, we just wait in that's when Cena pulls up. She brings us and Canadian prays their health government buddy

[01:51:36] The fact that 40 people of both this is generally concerning it while I was on who's in Canadian get any health care benefits exactly what

[01:51:45] Long in Toronto the jump random Canadian on the street and now it's right then yeah, exactly. Holy I

[01:51:53] Bought of them I bought them

[01:51:57] I want to watch this, I want to watch that, um, not that, maybe, or some games, the music

[01:52:13] one.

[01:52:14] No, we haven't watched it, no.

[01:52:17] What about this one?

[01:52:20] No, we don't see this one is in this thing

[01:52:29] She asked why you don't just for more out to make it okay

[01:52:37] Okay, um, what do you think?

[01:52:41] Hmm.

[01:52:46] Okay, so the villain out?

[01:52:48] Let me check, let me check, let me check, let me check.

[01:52:54] Alright, moving on, leave shop, let's go fight.

[01:53:02] Let me know.

[01:53:03] Absolutely.

[01:53:04] If you want to set up our legendary 1v1, reduce cooldown permanently.

[01:53:13] If you're scared, it's no problem.

[01:53:22] Let me know if you want to set up our legendary 1v1, if you're scared, it's no problem.

[01:53:26] Whenever you are, dog, but not today, it's too fucking late.

[01:53:29] I don't know what schedule you're on, but it is 5pm.

[01:53:33] I've been here for five hours.

[01:53:36] No fucking way.

[01:53:40] But tomorrow, down for it.

[01:53:43] Well, then we got back there.

[01:53:44] Okay.

[01:53:45] Excuse me, I've been awake for 30 hours.

[01:53:46] All of us up at literally talented enough to do that.

[01:53:50] One PM for this.

[01:53:53] That's me.

[01:53:54] Don't beat me.

[01:53:55] Well, yeah, I'm ready when you are.

[01:53:56] Just message me at, you know, say 12.

[01:54:00] Not five PM.

[01:54:03] I'll be up at literally 1pm for this, don't bait me.

[01:54:06] Uhhh...

[01:54:09] Tomorrow?

[01:54:10] Unless you want to wait for the weekend, but I'm down tomorrow then.

[01:54:14] I'll be- tomorrow's Monday, right? Not Sunday?

[01:54:17] Yo, we're streamers!

[01:54:19] 1pm CST, by the way.

[01:54:21] Yeah, I'll be on, I'm ready to go.

[01:54:22] We're streamers.

[01:54:23] So if you want to wait till the weekend, if you want to make it a bigger event, sure.

[01:54:26] Or we can do it on Monday.

[01:54:27] There's no, you know, no one's-

[01:54:28] Monday.

[01:54:29] Happy to be alive.

[01:54:30] Or the weekend.

[01:54:32] You're just stream or no stream like oh

[01:54:40] We're streamers there's no Monday or weekend. It's just stream or no stream. Yeah, but for viewers they have a weekend. Oh

[01:54:46] my

[01:54:48] Like he gives a shit. We do not mentally like checked out on Mondays if I don't you like he gives a shit

[01:54:54] May 4th, you only care for Sundays, okay, the only reason why he larps that he cares

[01:55:07] is because back in days, they calculated some of the best days they would do they would

[01:55:11] do sell out, sell out Sundays, they would make the most money, and get the most links.

[01:55:17] That's how it is.

[01:55:18] But other than that, he doesn't give a fuck.

[01:55:20] just members from back in days like I'm not stupid

[01:55:26] oh it was late night battlefront to May 4th what do you wonder oh wait chat is

[01:55:38] yesterday may fort

[01:56:08] What the fuck just like daddy?

[01:56:10] The best baby in here!

[01:56:12] We want both of them!

[01:56:14] Fuck you, right-looking bitch!

[01:56:16] Pull her ass, niggas!

[01:56:17] All of that land!

[01:56:18] Yeah!

[01:56:19] Okay, who is Trey Young

[01:56:20] and why do they care so much about every video

[01:56:23] they did fuck Trey Young?

[01:56:24] What about this guy?

[01:56:25] What is so nice about this guy?

[01:56:27] Fuck Niggas!

[01:56:28] Fuck Luna Chris!

[01:56:29] We never like Luna Papa!

[01:56:30] All y'all niggas know for it!

[01:56:31] What?

[01:56:32] Assist surgery and fake ass bitches!

[01:56:34] Gucci man is a rock!

[01:56:35] I'm from New York!

[01:56:36] We don't snitch, nigga!

[01:56:38] Kuchiman has one of the biggest influence on hip-hop of all artists.

[01:56:42] He probably one of the highest density of influence of all artists on his own genre.

[01:56:48] Who are you talking shit to?

[01:56:50] Fuck who the Chris? We never like living fuckers!

[01:56:52] Oh yeah, nigga's no fault!

[01:56:53] His past surgery and fake ass bitch!

[01:56:55] Kuchiman is a rag from the young-

[01:56:59] Uh, how's the larp? How's the larp?

[01:57:01] No, that was some facts.

[01:57:03] You say LARP means that you're LARPing. You don't know shit, buddy.

[01:57:08] Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.

[01:57:10] Chad will never give a credit to Young Lim for his country, Gugin.

[01:57:16] For Gugin and for his country, because they don't actually know who influenced what.

[01:57:20] Oh, guys, I think it's Cardi B. Fuck you.

[01:57:29] On September 6th, 2024 in St. Louis, Missouri, the home of 30-year-old Delicia Evans is set

[01:57:35] on fire, and she goes missing on the same day.

[01:57:38] Police identify and locate the suspect, her ex-boyfriend Ryan Phillips, who they believe

[01:57:43] may be holding Delicia hostage in his vehicle.

[01:57:45] Officers initiate a traffic stop, unaware that what's about to unfold will leave them

[01:57:49] Y'all we're getting to influence people.

[01:57:51] Insane.

[01:57:54] They say we will not be stopping when he's found 40.

[01:57:56] Insane!

[01:57:57] What do you use to think that?

[01:58:19] That helmet is so trolled, like what do you even have to, you know, I gotta say, the helmets are trolled.

[01:58:26] What am I doing?

[01:58:49] No, he's passing traffic on the other side of the car.

[01:59:01] Holy shit! Yo, he even wants this guy!

[01:59:13] He's exiting at the hell behind me. I almost lost control.

[01:59:16] We're taking a right on the island.

[01:59:21] What the?

[01:59:24] I'm directly behind them.

[01:59:28] If nothing's okay, we can keep a little narrow down the island.

[01:59:33] Jesus.

[01:59:34] Well, we just ran a red light at Glendale.

[01:59:36] Glendale?

[01:59:41] Stay around the red light.

[01:59:43] I don't know how to run it home, it's heavy heavy.

[01:59:46] Two hands on the real one, two hands on the real one.

[01:59:49] Where have you dropped it?

[01:59:55] We're passing west, great avenue, still see a line from behind,

[01:59:58] and it's fast on the shoulder.

[01:59:59] Okay, they're still on the serial, so they can speak on the bike.

[02:00:07] And he's trying to stop sign, he's trying to red light,

[02:00:09] at Watson, we're still south.

[02:00:13] What is he doing?

[02:00:23] What is he doing?

[02:00:38] I didn't see what

[02:01:00] Oh, my God!

[02:01:04] Get him, get him, Keith!

[02:01:08] Head's there, head's there! He dropped it!

[02:01:10] 10-4!

[02:01:11] He's dead, he will not believe.

[02:01:13] He just got a head that he dropped.

[02:01:15] I don't know if anyone else is in the car.

[02:01:19] That way you will hear it so well.

[02:01:25] Hey, top off if you haven't. Make sure you got ammo.

[02:01:28] We're good

[02:01:34] That question remains unanswered as at this moment officers still don't know if the missing woman is inside the vehicle

[02:01:44] 10-3 we're just not approaching the car. I can't see if anyone else is in it on the side

[02:01:47] Can I come to you or do you want me to stay here?

[02:01:52] I can't is there anyone else in the car you're not hit are you negative?

[02:01:58] I didn't know that.

[02:02:07] What do you think, Eddie? Can you see in that windshield?

[02:02:09] Put on your plate, get your rifle. I got cover on the car.

[02:02:11] And then we can pie the car and look through the front window at it, see if anybody else in it.

[02:02:19] Make sure optics on, make sure we're all good.

[02:02:21] I just got further information.

[02:02:23] That's suspect.

[02:02:24] Suspect.

[02:02:25] The channel is at the third location.

[02:02:29] If you need my rifle, it's unlocked.

[02:02:35] Do you mind bringing me my plate carrier out of my car?

[02:02:37] And if you don't mind my rifle, too.

[02:02:42] Then maybe you'd be licensed to control a proudly sugar.

[02:02:45] Well, we don't know if it's secure yet.

[02:02:47] We don't know if they're more in the car yet.

[02:02:52] Now what the hell is this?

[02:02:53] That would be like a big duck bitch.

[02:02:56] But the bullet hits the side and it goes off.

[02:03:01] All the back windows are tinted.

[02:03:02] I can't see it at all.

[02:03:03] He did have the unknown female with him.

[02:03:05] They didn't know if there was anyone else.

[02:03:06] Hey, you all right?

[02:03:07] Yeah, we'll do a sweep once in that car.

[02:03:10] It's clear.

[02:03:10] Take off the vest.

[02:03:11] Check this out.

[02:03:15] Like a black plate mask.

[02:03:17] I can't see shit through that front windshield.

[02:03:19] There you go.

[02:03:19] I'm going to get out of there.

[02:03:20] We both got out of there.

[02:03:21] We don't know if there are more in the car.

[02:03:22] They're supposed to be a female with him.

[02:03:24] We can't see through the windshield.

[02:03:25] Can we see on this side?

[02:03:27] There, there.

[02:03:27] I'm going to move over to this side.

[02:03:28] OK.

[02:03:29] OK.

[02:03:29] I'll cover you for always being here.

[02:03:31] Execute the L.

[02:03:36] What do you think, Eddie?

[02:03:38] Bands that I don't like is that there's

[02:03:39] one that's a female in there.

[02:03:40] And he just overturned the car and just shot.

[02:03:42] She could be hurt.

[02:03:43] So I might move to the left.

[02:03:47] Let's go with them.

[02:03:48] We even need angles from, like, around this backside.

[02:03:51] that a little bit

[02:03:53] I think I saw you

[02:03:55] any way you can

[02:03:57] work out towards it

[02:03:59] I don't either

[02:04:01] we got a major cross

[02:04:11] do you have a ton, Boaston?

[02:04:13] I don't have a ton

[02:04:15] do you have a shadow ball?

[02:04:17] watch your face

[02:04:19] in there. I'm on it. I'm on it. I got two in here. Two. Two additional people. Uh,

[02:04:25] yeah. I'm moving. Uh, negative. Not moving. Yes, I got one left hand to vote at the

[02:04:32] feet. This first person is down in his hand. The second person's down. His hands

[02:04:38] up at the top last. That two males. The window breaker. Two males. I got one of

[02:04:42] I mean, don't shoot the police in the ambulance, very difficult to deal with.

[02:04:50] Hey, let's take a wrap.

[02:04:52] Let me take my wrap over here.

[02:04:54] I mean, most people can, can, like,

[02:04:58] Six in a boat.

[02:05:00] You see that? It's got your face.

[02:05:05] Somebody get EMS here for the other two.

[02:05:12] I got a fire arm I'm gonna slide on.

[02:05:14] One, two, three.

[02:05:16] Four.

[02:05:18] I got multiple guns.

[02:05:20] I'm serious.

[02:05:22] I'm serious.

[02:05:24] I'm serious.

[02:05:26] He was pursuing it.

[02:05:28] He was pursuing it.

[02:05:30] Like, it's not why the video was made, right?

[02:05:32] I like when there was some fun and more mental,

[02:05:34] or some kind of thinking.

[02:05:36] Why don't we do it?

[02:05:38] So, they both shot.

[02:05:40] I didn't feel right with you stopping by yourself, so I was trying to take care of you.

[02:05:45] That's all I'll say.

[02:05:46] I just know with her being a potential missing person, I want to know if she actually wasn't a missing person.

[02:05:51] Alright, let's go look at your vest though.

[02:05:53] Let's ask what to you, but...

[02:05:57] I really want to take it off right now, I really don't want to be a customer to you.

[02:06:00] Yeah, it looks good.

[02:06:02] You doing anything?

[02:06:03] Well, you just like talk to me, like whatever, how are your kids doing man?

[02:06:07] You already told?

[02:06:08] No, it's stupid cooking.

[02:06:10] It was in the trunk of my car.

[02:06:12] Give me some quick information.

[02:06:14] When we went down, I said call shots fired.

[02:06:16] I said, this.

[02:06:17] Yeah, that's not for them.

[02:06:19] Funny, funny.

[02:06:20] Don't get sandwiched with some shit.

[02:06:22] Better.

[02:06:24] Yeah, we're OK.

[02:06:25] Roll over here.

[02:06:26] Fucking it.

[02:06:27] Roll into the...

[02:06:28] Yes, sir.

[02:06:29] So we'll be brief.

[02:06:30] Yes, sir.

[02:06:31] We'll get you some water, OK?

[02:06:33] Yeah.

[02:06:34] You have the best police officer you need.

[02:06:36] We'll throw that, I got you in the middle.

[02:06:37] Ryan Phillips was pronounced dead at the scene.

[02:06:39] Bringing the incident to an end, police later confirmed that Phillips had killed Delicia Evans at some point before the pursuit and shootout, with her body discovered inside the vehicle.

[02:06:48] Nearby residential properties were struck by gunfire during the shootout, with at least eight confirmed impacts across two separate homes.

[02:06:55] Outside the vehicle, police recovered-

[02:06:56] Wait.

[02:06:57] with at least eight confirmed impacts across two separate homes outside the

[02:07:02] vehicle police recovered a nine millimeter handgun and subsequently

[02:07:05] located two nine millimeter magazines inside of the vehicle one containing eight

[02:07:10] live rounds and the other containing three live rounds evidence suggests the

[02:07:14] recovered firearm may be connected to another case in which it was previously

[02:07:17] reported stolen on the 17th of July 2022 the report documented a burglary in

[02:07:23] in which more than $300,000 and a firearm were stolen.

[02:07:27] The 12-year-old daughter of Delicia Evans

[02:07:29] recalls warning signs in her mother's violent relationship,

[02:07:32] noting that her mother had recently broken up with Phillips

[02:07:35] and believes he physically laced her.

[02:07:37] The last time she saw her mother was Wednesday night,

[02:07:39] September 4th, 2024.

[02:07:41] The following day, September 5th,

[02:07:43] Phillips came to their home and took the daughters to school.

[02:07:46] Later, she would learn that her mother's house

[02:07:48] had been set on fire.

[02:07:49] An act investigators believe Phillips carried out.

[02:07:51] She believes her mother was killed later that day.

[02:07:54] I think that my mom was dead September 5th of 2024.

[02:07:57] And she was just pronounced dead September 6th.

[02:08:00] I think he killed her Thursday afternoon.

[02:08:02] And I think he lied about it to my face.

[02:08:05] Four months after the incident on January 13th, 2025,

[02:08:09] troopers Guy Key and Hedrick, the two officers who opened fire,

[02:08:12] were honored for their service at a salute to hero ceremony

[02:08:16] and received the Medal of Valor from Missouri Governor Mike

[02:08:19] Keeho holy rank of a holy rank of a

[02:08:26] All right

[02:08:28] Uh, now we can do both of his book because uh, I sort of said, um, the he can't because

[02:08:34] He he can't do it because he's already five hours into his training and I think that that's like he's cut off for some shit

[02:08:41] All right

[02:08:44] He does he's also pretty scared, but it's all good

[02:08:49] um chat what i want to watch not this not that um chat i'll watch the chat maybe later tonight

[02:09:00] maybe later maybe later maybe later

[02:09:04] what is this

[02:09:10] yo yo yo yo is this even possible

[02:09:19] Hello?

[02:09:21] Hello?

[02:09:23] Hello?

[02:09:25] Hello?

[02:09:27] Um...

[02:09:29] I don't know.

[02:09:31] Didn't expect that.

[02:09:33] Alright, this is Gordon, but this is what?

[02:09:35] Um...

[02:09:45] Chad, maybe the front video?

[02:09:47] I thought I was gonna go.

[02:09:49] We'll do it. We'll do it at the moment.

[02:10:03] Yeah, I don't want to be political. I guess it's not politics.

[02:10:05] But, can I be as a jet?

[02:10:07] Why? Why? Why do you-

[02:10:09] There's a lot, like the video we saw there, they-

[02:10:11] Why are they glazing a mouse so hard?

[02:10:13] When, like, everybody can hear my mouse shit like this.

[02:10:17] country's most important industries. His government founds a company that becomes known as CNTC

[02:10:22] STMA. You've probably never heard of it, but their product kills up to 2.4 million people

[02:10:28] every year. A number that will likely soar in the next few decades unless something changes,

[02:10:34] which seems unlikely. There's far too much money at stake selling cigarettes. CNTC STMA

[02:10:42] is likely one of the most profitable companies in the world.

[02:10:45] By far.

[02:10:47] You won't find it on any Fortune 500 list.

[02:10:50] Why is that?

[02:10:51] Where is all this profit flowing?

[02:10:53] This is the story of a broken system,

[02:10:56] a look into a core part of Chinese state economics

[02:10:59] and at the devastating effects

[02:11:00] of a state-sponsored public health crisis.

[02:11:02] This video was produced in collaboration with journalists from the examination.

[02:11:32] It is based in their phenomenal original reporting. You'll find links in the description

[02:11:42] This is the American tobacco tycoon James B. Duke

[02:11:46] He's just been informed that the automatic cigarette machine is finally ready

[02:11:51] Cigarettes are pretty niche around this time tobacco is usually smoked with a pipe or just chewed

[02:11:55] companies still have workers roll cigarettes by hand at a rate of about

[02:12:00] four cigarettes per minute. But this long-awaited machine can roll 210 cigarettes

[02:12:06] per minute.

[02:12:11] It'll make James Duke cartoonishly rich and it plays a big role in hooking

[02:12:16] millions on tobacco. When Duke hears the good news the first thing he says is

[02:12:21] bring me the Atlas. Duke's never been to China and he'll never visit either. All he cares about is that it has 430 million people. At the time it's the most populated country on earth. That is where we're going to sell cigarettes, he says.

[02:12:36] They smoke a lot.

[02:12:37] He's told the Chinese people don't smoke cigarettes, but he isn't worried. They can learn.

[02:12:43] Don't chat. I know from the casinos though. Chat. Most casinos are smoke-free, right?

[02:12:49] But good are the high rollers where, I mean, a lot of Chinese folks are at the high rollers

[02:12:57] and they're allowed to smoke. And he's right. His company, British-American

[02:13:01] Chebacca, has become enormously successful in China. At the time, not many American businesses

[02:13:07] make money on Chinese soil, but British-American cigarettes catch on like wildfire. Within

[02:13:12] In a few short years, China is buying billions per year.

[02:13:16] Chinese tobacco companies can't keep up.

[02:13:18] British American Tobacco squeezes out more than 20 Chinese cigarette companies and goes

[02:13:22] on to dominate the market for 50 years.

[02:13:25] Then the communists take power in 1949.

[02:13:28] By then, China's level of tobacco runs deep.

[02:13:31] Smoking has become a big part of Chinese culture.

[02:13:34] Chairman Mao is a notorious chain smoker.

[02:13:37] He famously favors British American Tobacco's state-express 555s.

[02:13:41] He later switched to a domestic brand packaged in patriotic red, embossed with the gate

[02:13:46] of the heavenly palace.

[02:13:47] Mao's doctor once advised him to quit, but he waved it off and said, smoking is also

[02:13:52] a form of deep breathing exercise.

[02:13:54] And during the communist revolution, Mao knows just how to rally his troops.

[02:13:59] He promises them food, shelter, and cigarettes.

[02:14:03] A promise he'll fulfill.

[02:14:09] So first reached China in the 17th century, Qing dynasty emperors tried to ban the drug.

[02:14:15] They threatened to behead anyone caught smoking.

[02:14:18] But people kept puffing away anyway.

[02:14:21] So instead, Qing rulers tried to get a monopoly on tobacco, so that only they could use it

[02:14:26] for diplomatic purposes.

[02:14:29] Having failed at that, they eventually allowed the people to cultivate and smoke tobacco,

[02:14:33] and just taxed it.

[02:14:35] brought in tons of money for the imperial court, and created a livelihood for millions.

[02:14:40] In other words, China's been a nation of tobacco lovers for a long time.

[02:14:45] But smoking habits reach a whole new level after the communist revolution, and the new

[02:14:48] regime successfully nationalizes the tobacco industry.

[02:14:52] All foreign tobacco companies are banned.

[02:14:55] Mao places all the remaining private companies under government control.

[02:14:58] And his successor, Deng Xiaoping, also a chain smoker, consolidates those companies into

[02:15:03] one state-controlled monopoly. By 1996, four decades after the revolution, China is smoking

[02:15:10] four times as many cigarettes, a number that's been growing almost continuously.

[02:15:14] Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1.4K per year per person?

[02:15:19] They ever sense.

[02:15:22] Speaking of growing numbers, more and more people choose Udu to grow their business. Over

[02:15:26] 15 million in China smokes. Today, every fifth person in China smokes. Over 300 million people.

[02:15:32] And tobacco is the country's most socially sanctioned addiction.

[02:15:37] Fancy cigarettes are a go-to gift for formal occasions.

[02:15:40] When you travel, people expect that you bring home cigarettes from your destination.

[02:15:45] And if someone offers you a cigarette, a lot of people would judge you if you turned it down.

[02:15:50] It's still common for doctors and high-profile politicians to smoke.

[02:15:54] China has about one-fifth the world's population, but buys nearly half of the world's cigarettes,

[02:15:59] Jesus.

[02:16:00] That's 2.4 trillion per year.

[02:16:02] Stacked on top of each other, this year's worth of Chinese cigarettes

[02:16:06] would reach from your house to the sun.

[02:16:08] What?

[02:16:08] To the few million kilometers to spare.

[02:16:11] And nearly all of the cigarettes they buy are produced and sold by one company.

[02:16:16] CNTCSTMA, also known as China Tobacco,

[02:16:20] is the world's largest cigarette manufacturer.

[02:16:23] Each year they make more than four times as many cigarettes

[02:16:26] as the next biggest tobacco company, which is Philip Morris,

[02:16:29] the people who make Marlboro.

[02:16:31] It's also 100% owned by the Chinese government.

[02:16:34] And it's part of this super ministry

[02:16:37] within the Chinese government called the Ministry of Industry

[02:16:40] and Information Technology.

[02:16:41] This is Jason McClure, a journalist who has investigated

[02:16:44] China tobacco for years.

[02:16:46] China tobacco is a legal monopoly in China.

[02:16:49] And it has 19 different cigarette making subsidiaries.

[02:16:53] It's authorized to control all aspects of production

[02:16:56] distribution from plantation to manufacture to import and export together they control more

[02:17:01] than 97% of China's cigarette market this powerful monopoly funneled over 223 billion

[02:17:08] dollars in profits and taxes into the Chinese treasury in 2024 that's almost a hundred billion

[02:17:14] more than apple's total profit before taxes in that year it's not too bad and all of this money

[02:17:19] flows directly to the government the biggest tobacco company in the world is the chinese

[02:17:25] government, one part of it at least, which means that the more the Chinese population

[02:17:29] smokes, the richer the state becomes.

[02:17:32] In fact, China receives more money from tobacco than Saudi Arabia does from oil.

[02:17:38] So in 2023, it was somewhere between 6 and 7% of the central government of China's revenue

[02:17:45] came from China Tobacco's profits or taxes paid by China Tobacco.

[02:17:50] Now to put that in context, that's about the equivalent of China's entire defense budget

[02:17:57] in 2023.

[02:17:58] In other words, China could finance their vast military with cigarettes.

[02:18:04] Inside the country, this isn't exactly a secret.

[02:18:07] Chinese smokers often joke about it.

[02:18:08] When they light up, they'll say they're helping the country build warships.

[02:18:12] Every puff is patriotic.

[02:18:15] The China tobacco isn't just the producer of cigarettes.

[02:18:18] It's also the country's tobacco regulator.

[02:18:20] Officially, it's also supposed to get the country's smoking habit under control.

[02:18:25] The tobacco executives are literally inside the room where the decisions are being made

[02:18:30] about tobacco control and about public health policy.

[02:18:33] When it comes to the size and, you know, the display of cigarette warning labels, when

[02:18:40] When it comes to whether or not cities should be unspoken in restaurants or public places,

[02:18:45] China Tobacco is able to be in the room where the decisions are made and the money, the

[02:18:50] 200 billion dollars a year that the government receives and revenue from the company explains

[02:18:55] their influence.

[02:18:57] Tobacco makes so much money, the government has fewer reasons to crack down on it the

[02:19:01] way it might other dangerous consumer products.

[02:19:03] All this presents a huge conflict of interest, kind of like if you're meth dealer or also

[02:19:08] to your doctor and a DEA agent.

[02:19:13] I mean, okay, hold on.

[02:19:16] I feel like that's a little bit like America, though,

[02:19:18] with being fat as fuck.

[02:19:19] I mean, let's keep it a bucket.

[02:19:20] They fatten you up, fuck your heart up,

[02:19:23] and then you go, yo, fix your heart at the hospital.

[02:19:26] Here's the bill for fucking $400,000.

[02:19:31] And here's where things get mind-boggling.

[02:19:34] Not only is China tobacco one of the biggest

[02:19:36] and most profitable companies in the world,

[02:19:38] There's also a good case, it's the deadliest.

[02:19:41] World Health Organization and other researchers try to measure how much sickness and death

[02:19:45] we choose caused by economic activity, often by legal companies doing business in ways

[02:19:49] that happen to sicken or kill people over time.

[02:19:52] In many countries, there's a huge spike in deaths from diabetes and heart attacks linked

[02:19:56] to obesity.

[02:19:57] This is a direct result of people consuming more sugary drinks and eating more ultra-processed

[02:20:01] food, often marketed and sold by large corporations.

[02:20:06] alcohol is linked to 2.6 million early deaths around the world each year from things like

[02:20:10] cancer, liver disease and traffic accidents. The WHO calls these the commercial determinants

[02:20:16] of health. Tobacco is one of the biggest of these and it kills 7 million people every

[02:20:21] year.

[02:20:22] Don't compare food with cigarettes. I mean, I will because not only is it comparable,

[02:20:27] it's also, I mean, worse because it's sold as food and not as garbage. If you re-labeled

[02:20:34] Fast food dogs, you say, guys, over here,

[02:20:36] we sell complete ass-cracked dog-shaped trash

[02:20:39] that will kill you.

[02:20:41] But it still has food though, and it's not food.

[02:20:44] It's rubbish.

[02:20:45] In most cases, trying to figure out

[02:20:47] how much responsibility an individual company bears

[02:20:49] for these early deaths is super complicated,

[02:20:51] if not impossible.

[02:20:53] Think of the pollution from Burning Coal.

[02:20:55] You can't just point your finger at one company.

[02:20:58] Some pollution in your hometown

[02:20:59] might come from a power plant down the road,

[02:21:01] but some might come from steel factories

[02:21:03] hundreds of kilometers away.

[02:21:05] Assessing China's tobacco's responsibility in causing deaths is much simpler.

[02:21:10] The company is vertically integrated,

[02:21:12] meaning it controls most of the steps involved in turning a tobacco leaf

[02:21:15] into a cigarette.

[02:21:16] And since it's a legal monopoly in China,

[02:21:19] it's made and sold almost every cigarette consumed in the country,

[02:21:22] and has for decades.

[02:21:24] The WHO uses data from a study called the Global Burden of Disease to help

[02:21:28] estimate the causes of illness and death all over the world.

[02:21:31] Their work estimates that between 1990 and 2023,

[02:21:35] there was 68 million tobacco-related deaths in China.

[02:21:38] That's awful!

[02:21:39] If anything tobacco-related was somehow involved

[02:21:41] with China tobacco and its predecessors.

[02:21:44] Even the study's most conservative estimate,

[02:21:46] 59 million deaths, is so high that there's no way

[02:21:49] to conjure up another single fossil fuel, food,

[02:21:52] or alcohol company.

[02:21:53] Chad, by ratio or per capita,

[02:21:55] or per capita, other countries,

[02:21:56] is other developed, let's say, Western countries

[02:21:59] doing, this should be going down, surely.

[02:22:01] right?

[02:22:02] So high that there's no way to conjure up another single fossil fuel, food, or alcohol

[02:22:07] company remotely responsible for that much death.

[02:22:11] Every year, 2.5 million Chinese citizens die from tobacco, and the number is only expected

[02:22:16] to increase.

[02:22:17] You know, no way, no way, no way.

[02:22:18] At least because of Chinese tobacco sales tactics.

[02:22:23] Like other tobacco companies, it seeks to convert young people into lifetime customers.

[02:22:28] One of the more significant tobacco control measures that has been undertaken by China

[02:22:32] in the last 10 years was that Xi Jinping did decree that government officials should

[02:22:37] no longer smoke in public or smoke on television.

[02:22:41] Now among young people, especially in this more cosmopolitan cities like Beijing or Shenzhen,

[02:22:47] Shanghai, vaping e-cigarettes, other types of nicotine products are becoming more popular.

[02:22:55] And this is a challenge for China tobacco for the state cigarette monopoly because overwhelmingly

[02:23:00] those products are made by Chinese private companies and not by the state cigarette company.

[02:23:06] So one of the interesting aspects of China tobacco not just being the country's sole

[02:23:11] cigarette maker but it's tobacco regulator is that it in turn gets to regulate e-cigarettes

[02:23:18] and other negative products.

[02:23:21] As you might expect, they've done so in a way that favors their own cigarette business.

[02:23:26] For instance, if you want to have a lemon or mint flavored cigarette, those are banned

[02:23:31] in a lot of countries, but not in China.

[02:23:34] However, if you want to have a lemon or mint flavored vape, that's been banned by China

[02:23:39] Tobacco.

[02:23:40] They've said, you're not allowed to sell those here.

[02:23:42] And the reason that we're doing that is because flavors like that attract children.

[02:23:50] Very if this is half base of it because back when I was younger people feel that like they the gateway to smoking

[02:23:57] Was he was smoking the the vanilla cigars the grape cigars the fucking?

[02:24:04] But that they had all that did all but they didn't have chocolates

[02:24:07] They had bro every smoke that shit went back when that's been banned by China tobacco

[02:24:12] They've slept you're allowed to smoke that shit and the reason that we're doing that is because flavors like that attract children

[02:24:17] The number of Chinese people with lung cancer and heart disease is only...

[02:24:23] And the worse than...

[02:24:24] It's a state-sponsored public health crisis.

[02:24:27] A crisis that will cost the country in the long run, but not the state.

[02:24:31] That's because China's basic health insurance plans only cover a fraction of the cost of

[02:24:35] treating diseases like lung cancer.

[02:24:37] The health costs of smoking will have wide ramifications on Chinese society and on the

[02:24:42] Chinese people, but they won't hit the government's purse in the same way that it has in the

[02:24:49] West.

[02:24:50] If you remember the date, the 20th of June, 1997, it was on this day that the Attorney's

[02:24:54] General of more than 40 states said in Washington that they had finally beaten the tobacco industry

[02:24:59] into submission.

[02:25:01] If you look back at one of the most important moments in the history of tobacco, it was

[02:25:06] this lawsuit brought against the tobacco companies, not by the U.S. federal government, but by

[02:25:12] by state attorney generals who banded together

[02:25:15] to sue the tobacco companies.

[02:25:17] We had to punish this industry in such a way

[02:25:20] that everybody in this country and everybody in this world

[02:25:24] would recognize that they had paid a high price

[02:25:26] than any other corporation in history.

[02:25:29] And the reason state attorney generals sued them

[02:25:32] is because the state governments were being bankrupted

[02:25:35] by the health costs of paying for their citizens' health care.

[02:25:39] Jack, good on them for sure, right?

[02:25:40] So thumbs up.

[02:25:41] But I think if people actually cared, they would have done it a lot sooner.

[02:25:46] Clearly, I mean, this is the way to get votes, to get, I mean, this is the way to reach their

[02:25:51] climb the ladder.

[02:25:52] Who were having long, difficult deaths, essentially, that were very expensive and involved lots

[02:25:58] of medical care.

[02:25:59] In China, that's not the case.

[02:26:01] And so there's no sort of functional financial driver for tobacco control in the same way

[02:26:07] that there has been in some other countries.

[02:26:10] Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlborough Country.

[02:26:19] Up until the end of the 20th century, big tobacco seems unstoppable in the West thanks to mass production of cigarettes and aggressive advertising.

[02:26:27] Worldwide, cigarettes are associated with glamour, freedom, modernity.

[02:26:32] Movie stars, athletes, and even doctors are often seen endorsing tobacco.

[02:26:36] back. Try Camels yourself. The cigarettes so many doctors enjoy until the health consequences

[02:26:42] become undeniable. In 1964, a certain jobs report declares that smoking is linked with

[02:26:48] lung. Smoking, vaping, all this dog shit. Yo nobody's trying to fucking kiss somebody

[02:26:52] who's been fucking puffing on the fucking cancer on God the whole day. Kiss me, kiss

[02:26:57] me, kiss me. Like holy shit. She's disgusting. I've been trying to cover up and discredit

[02:27:04] for years.

[02:27:06] The landmark report led to Congress requiring warning labels printed on cigarette packaging.

[02:27:11] And in the decades since, more and more countries have passed more and more anti-smoking measures.

[02:27:16] In the United States and other countries, high taxes on tobacco and public awareness

[02:27:20] of its health hazards led to dramatic shifts in attitudes towards smoking and a steady

[02:27:24] global decrease in consumption.

[02:27:26] Now you see more and more countries implementing public smoking bans.

[02:27:30] If you can't smoke in a restaurant, if you can't smoke in a bar, if you can't smoke in

[02:27:34] a cafe, all of a sudden your friends are inside having a good time eating, drinking.

[02:27:41] If you're the smoker, you're outside by yourself on a street corner.

[02:27:45] And effectively it becomes a habit that feels more cultured or socially acceptable.

[02:27:51] And that's what we've seen in many countries around the world.

[02:27:55] And you get a deeper social bonding with the smokers.

[02:27:57] What happened in China is different.

[02:27:59] China did not fulfill that commitment to pass a smoking ban in public places.

[02:28:04] In 2016 and 2017, Xi Jinping tried, and effectively it was stopped by China tobacco.

[02:28:12] What we saw in the years after that was a number of Chinese cities passing their own

[02:28:17] smoking bans.

[02:28:18] But we saw that China tobacco by 2022-2023 had swung into action to stop smoking bans

[02:28:25] at a municipal level.

[02:28:26] In the last 20 years, the rest of the world has managed to reduce the adult smoking rate

[02:28:31] from 34% to 23%.

[02:28:34] If China had followed the global downward trend, there'd be about 80 million fewer people

[02:28:38] addicted to tobacco now.

[02:28:40] And China did pledge to adopt the same anti-smoking measures that successfully led other countries

[02:28:44] to reduce consumption so dramatically, along with 167 other countries.

[02:28:49] In 2005, China signed the same major WHO treaty aimed at controlling tobacco internationally.

[02:28:55] vowed to protect its citizens from the vested interests of the tobacco industry.

[02:29:00] This treaty was significant globally, and since it has signed tobacco use rates around

[02:29:06] the world have declined significantly in India, in Brazil, in the United States, in Western

[02:29:13] Europe and Latin America, rates have just plunged.

[02:29:16] In China, they've barely budged.

[02:29:20] efforts have systematically been bulldozed by China Tobacco.

[02:29:26] Now do this with alcohol and do this in the west.

[02:29:31] China Tobacco found sneaky ways to get past the commitments of the WHO Treaty.

[02:29:36] For instance, they were involved in the translation of the treaty into Chinese and made sure the

[02:29:41] language was weaker than in the original.

[02:29:45] Another way they undermined the treaty is through warning labels on cigarette packages.

[02:29:49] This was one of the key points that China agreed to when signing the treaty.

[02:29:53] The warning labels were supposed to be large and hard hitting, but China Tobacco managed

[02:29:57] to overturn these decisions.

[02:29:58] What was that?

[02:29:59] What did they say?

[02:30:00] In China, the labels are much softer and easier to miss.

[02:30:04] These are Zhong Hanhai cigarettes, produced by Shanghai Tobacco, a major subsidiary of

[02:30:09] China Tobacco.

[02:30:10] So if you look at the Chinese cigarette warning labels today, you'll notice it's just a text

[02:30:15] warning label and it blends in very...

[02:30:16] Don't know what it says, man. At least translate with the video, mother suckers.

[02:30:20] Nicely, with the rest of the packaging.

[02:30:22] The content of the warning label says smoking is harmful to health.

[02:30:26] Which is a very generic way of warning people about the health consequences. Smoking.

[02:30:42] Young non-high cigarettes were smoked by characters on a popular TV show called Struggle.

[02:30:46] Kind of like a Chinese version of Friends.

[02:30:48] Around 2007, it became the go-to cigarette for young people who didn't exist.

[02:30:54] Now that Struggle's original audience is no longer so young, Shanghai Tobacco has launched

[02:30:59] a new line of Zhang Nanhai.

[02:31:01] The rebrand is meant to entice the next generation of smokers, younger millennials and Gen Z.

[02:31:06] Some Chinese cigarettes are especially beautiful, as the Chow-Wa brand started by Merlin, still

[02:31:11] considered a few of these cigarettes.

[02:31:13] Apparently, the smoke tastes a bit like preserved plums.

[02:31:16] Other brands also use elegant packaging with patriotic imagery.

[02:31:20] China super slums look like Chinese porcelain.

[02:31:23] Xiong Mao China has the giant panda as a mascot.

[02:31:26] And double happiness is associated with Chinese weddings.

[02:31:30] All these brands are owned by China Tobacco.

[02:31:32] Now if we're to contrast that with these cigarettes

[02:31:37] that I bought in Vietnam, Vietnam also signed on

[02:31:40] to the same WHO treaty.

[02:31:42] But when they designed their cigarette packages,

[02:31:47] half the space on the front of the package

[02:31:49] is a graphic warning label showing a diseased body part.

[02:31:53] The warning label itself specifically warns you

[02:31:56] that smoking causes heart disease.

[02:31:59] And we know from research that when you warn people

[02:32:01] about a specific health problem,

[02:32:03] they're much more likely to pay attention

[02:32:05] than if you just tell them something generic,

[02:32:07] like smoking is harmful to health.

[02:32:10] Some countries go with it.

[02:32:12] This is plain tobacco packaging, a tobacco control strategy implemented by more and more countries, including the UK, France, Canada and Australia.

[02:32:21] Cigarettes packaged without logos, just graphic health warnings and the official ugliest color in the world.

[02:32:27] The goal is to prevent teenagers from picking up smoking.

[02:32:30] Young people are particularly susceptible to flashy and captive tobacco packaging.

[02:32:34] Plenty of research suggests that plain tobacco packaging helps prevent smoking.

[02:32:39] Australia credits the ugly packages with getting 100,000 smokers to quit within just

[02:32:44] one year.

[02:32:45] In contract, China doesn't own require pictorial health warnings.

[02:32:50] Not only that, the Chinese cigarette packages often feature a deceptive marketing strategy,

[02:32:55] an advertising technique based on pseudoscience that other countries banned long ago.

[02:33:00] The packages will often display the precise tar content of a certain line of cigarettes.

[02:33:05] The idea is to highlight if a cigarette isn't low tar, to seem like it's a healthier choice

[02:33:10] than higher tar cigarettes.

[02:33:12] But low tar cigarettes aren't actually less harmful.

[02:33:15] When Western tobacco companies pushed low tar cigarettes in the 20th century, lung cancer

[02:33:20] rates rose.

[02:33:21] And this is one of the most interesting and deadly marketing frauds in all of human history.

[02:33:29] The latest U.S. government figures show Silverthin's lowest in tar and nicotine of all 100s tested.

[02:33:38] The supposed benefits of low tar cigarettes have been debunked.

[02:33:41] Who for those who don't know it's junk science, low tar branding sounds pretty good.

[02:33:46] Smokers concerned about their health but not quite ready to quit, will often assume low tar cigarettes are a safer choice.

[02:33:52] Especially perhaps in China where cigarettes are still allowed to be advertised with safe-sounding words like light, low, smooth, or mild, words that other countries have either banned or heavily regulated.

[02:34:04] In China, 20% of all cigarettes sold are low tar, and that number is on the rise.

[02:34:11] China Tobacco keeps finding ways to instruct politicians on advertising

[02:34:15] proposals to raise taxes under the tobacco reforms.

[02:34:18] Like, China Tobacco has used its might, its political power within the Chinese government,

[02:34:23] to block a whole range of tobacco control and public health measures

[02:34:27] that researchers have known for years are effecting.

[02:34:31] Bro, I remember going to Cuba and they had these cigarettes, bro, and that shit was,

[02:34:37] was put the fuck your shit up at stop like 20 times stronger.

[02:34:41] How does the company exercise so much power?

[02:34:43] This is a vast company with offices in every city

[02:34:47] and town of any significance all across the country.

[02:34:50] So literally they had built in lobbyists there.

[02:34:53] The head of China Tobacco is one of the 50 most important

[02:34:57] officials in the Chinese Communist Party.

[02:34:59] So the political power, the breadth and depth

[02:35:02] of the company's political power was used to effectively not

[02:35:05] We just stuck smoking bans on the national level,

[02:35:08] but even in little cities and towns around the country.

[02:35:14] You see this failure to regulate smoking

[02:35:16] play out on a cultural level.

[02:35:18] There's packs of cigarettes laying at the gym.

[02:35:20] There's a guy smoking in the elevator.

[02:35:23] The warning labels were written in English,

[02:35:26] which is as bizarre in China as it would be

[02:35:29] for the warning labels in Canada to be written in Chinese.

[02:35:33] 50-year-old Chinese man runs marathons, smoking 42 cigarettes.

[02:35:37] What?

[02:35:38] Many Chinese people consider the loss cause to even trouble.

[02:35:41] What the?

[02:35:42] They smoke and excite.

[02:35:43] This is against the law.

[02:35:45] This is a China!

[02:35:46] Over the last 60 years, global smoking rates have mostly fallen.

[02:35:50] Taxes, warnings, and bans worked.

[02:35:52] And the 2005 WHO treaty is credited with being crucial in curbing Big Tobacco's power.

[02:35:59] Not in China.

[02:36:03] So, can anything be done? Or are the health consequences unavoidable for students financially

[02:36:10] dependent on a deadly industry?

[02:36:13] State involvement in the tobacco industry doesn't necessarily mean that smoking rates

[02:36:18] will remain high or that tobacco control policies will be undermined. There are more

[02:36:23] than a dozen other countries around the world where the government still owns a major stake

[02:36:28] in a tobacco company. And there are plenty of countries where the tobacco industry is entirely in private hands.

[02:36:35] They have smoking rates that are higher than the track.

[02:36:38] Oh, you want to go? Oh, my God, boycotting the cheniden for this. I'm so like, dude, if you had this energy, you said it is about about about so many things.

[02:36:47] You boycott, you use some of your taxes because you're not the way you feel about others.

[02:36:51] So there's nothing inherently wrong with the government having a role in the tobacco industry.

[02:36:58] It's just that in China the government hasn't managed the conflicts of interest that come

[02:37:03] from being in the tobacco business and also being in charge of public health as well as they could have.

[02:37:09] In other countries, in Thailand for example, smoking rates have dropped dramatically over the last 20 years

[02:37:15] even though the government is one of the largest cigarette makers there.

[02:37:19] So clearly there are ways that China's state ownership of a cigarette company could be accommodated,

[02:37:26] but China just hasn't done the work to implement this.

[02:37:29] The West should ban vapes.

[02:37:32] And now, because the company is so large, it's so powerful, it makes so much money,

[02:37:38] making those changes has become very, very difficult.

[02:37:41] And the company isn't done well.

[02:37:43] China tobacco would like to sell more cigarettes overseas,

[02:37:47] and its exports have been increasing. It has investments in tobacco companies or joint ventures

[02:37:53] in a number of other countries, primarily in Asia. China is investing more in Africa and other places.

[02:37:58] China Tobacco is looking to follow suit to sell cigarettes in new places,

[02:38:02] develop markets, and also to buy tobacco leaf from other companies.

[02:38:06] So I think in the future, we'll see that it is becoming an increasingly global company.

[02:38:11] China Tobacco already exports their products to 125 countries on five continents, pushing

[02:38:18] its cigarettes onto other nations as part of China's Belt and Road Initiative, their global

[02:38:22] infrastructure expansion.

[02:38:24] And it isn't always legal.

[02:38:27] In countries which is as vape as a fidget spinner, no legal market for their cigarettes,

[02:38:32] China Tobacco operates through a convoluted network of subsidiaries.

[02:38:35] They hide behind shell companies and often work with smugglers to flood countries with

[02:38:39] their products. Still, the main market is domestic.

[02:38:47] China Tobacco takes great pains to gain favor with the public

[02:38:50] by pushing in social ties, like sponsoring elementary

[02:38:53] schools in rural low income provinces. More than 100 tobacco

[02:38:58] schools are said to exist. Some are explicitly named after

[02:39:01] cigarette brands. What? It's like sending your kid to Lucky

[02:39:04] Strike Elementary.

[02:39:05] Some even have signs on the walls that say,

[02:39:08] Genius is from hard work, tobacco helps you excel.

[02:39:11] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[02:39:12] Plenty of people in China are outraged by this and other predatory practices in the tobacco industry.

[02:39:17] But lately, it's become even harder to combat China tobacco's influence.

[02:39:21] I stopped vaping starting around 2007.

[02:39:23] I still get the urge to smoke one when I see the bright colors and fancy flavors.

[02:39:29] Yeah.

[02:39:29] But shit needs to be band-aid-sapped.

[02:39:31] Did you scratch your arms when I fucking...

[02:39:35] And they didn't just change her into backflip.

[02:39:38] China started to become a much more authoritarian.

[02:39:41] Like, like, iceberg mint twist.

[02:39:43] Xi Jinping, as we know, ended the tradition of staying in power for only two terms.

[02:39:49] And a whole array of sort of civil society functions began to disappear in China.

[02:39:57] And civil society groups, and avashekesee groups that were once tolerated,

[02:40:01] all of a sudden were no longer tolerated.

[02:40:03] And interestingly, that even happened in tobacco control,

[02:40:07] an area that you would think is absolutely non-political.

[02:40:10] And so where previously you had lawyers taking China tobacco

[02:40:14] to court, you had tobacco control groups

[02:40:16] being very outspoken in the press and in public forums

[02:40:19] about the company's harmful role in Chinese society.

[02:40:23] All of a sudden, they're silenced.

[02:40:25] And that is a direct consequence of the rising

[02:40:28] authoritarianism in China that has taken place

[02:40:31] over the last 70 years.

[02:40:33] Well, given all of that, do you see any realistic path or are you seeing smoking in China?

[02:40:39] China's government has become so centralized that the one person who could have a significant

[02:40:45] impact on China's smoking rates right now is only Xi Jinping.

[02:40:49] However, I think over the course of time, years and decades to come, as China opens

[02:40:55] up more to the world, as its population becomes more educated, and as habits change, I think

[02:41:00] fewer and fewer young people will be smokers in the future and so I think

[02:41:06] that there is some reason for optimism that 20 years from now 30 years from now

[02:41:10] smoking will be much less of an issue in China the problem is that in the short

[02:41:15] to medium term the outlook doesn't look very bright and there aren't civil

[02:41:20] society organizations or other checks on the power of this company within China

[02:41:26] Yeah, there's a lot of recoil, it kinda yoyos.

[02:41:29] Like whatever change you need for us today

[02:41:32] will have to affect later on because a lot of what I've addicted,

[02:41:36] it's already ingrained into the culture.

[02:41:37] Like, culture is always recoils, like, you know, here.

[02:41:41] Yeah, but, would rather smoke a fat cigar or a cigar

[02:41:44] if it went out, and get bad lungs.

[02:41:47] Then we fat as fuck, with greasy hair and smelly bum like you.

[02:41:51] Okay, but why not both though?

[02:41:52] It's not about the if or the or I would rather it's more like can we do better to not do this shit, you know

[02:42:01] I mean

[02:42:03] Can take a derby?

[02:42:07] Yo, what can I bet on a horse even without knowing?

[02:42:14] I'm betting on that motherfucker right there 10

[02:42:22] and ready for the start.

[02:42:25] Ten hours.

[02:42:37] Ten hours.

[02:42:38] Is there no problem here?

[02:42:45] Oh, the pinga.

[02:42:49] Wait, hold on.

[02:42:52] 3 to win trepido an incredible and then commandment who finds himself about 10

[02:42:57] Yo, yo, 26 to 1 chat chat. Are these the odds on betting it?

[02:43:03] Bro, is this that degenerate? Is that the odds on?

[02:43:10] No

[02:43:17] 38 to 1

[02:43:22] of 46.44. Opening half mile here, lead is two lengths, so happy and Japan's did not

[02:43:31] burn their heads apart. Second and third, one derby is for them behind them, Lickness,

[02:43:36] Kestis, Fifth of all players. No, my boba! My boba, you win!

[02:43:40] Further ado was in behind them, further ado about the seventh leg behind under John Palazquez

[02:43:46] and then Quotente down to the inside of Chief Wallyby. Commandment has seven to make up,

[02:43:51] He's outside of Intrepido, then incredible.

[02:43:54] Jami Rapsley is there.

[02:43:55] He's in behind that group, he's on the rail,

[02:43:57] he's got 10 legs to make up.

[02:43:59] And he's falling off to the corner.

[02:44:00] Bermuda 1-2 on the far turn.

[02:44:02] Mike Smith is so happy with their jumper outside.

[02:44:06] 38-1!

[02:44:07] And then, not for the inside, comes a purging market,

[02:44:11] as they make their way to the top of the stretch,

[02:44:13] further ado, they're getting going on the far outside

[02:44:16] with commandment for both the players.

[02:44:18] It's okay.

[02:44:19] Oh my God.

[02:44:21] Stop.

[02:44:29] They come back in.

[02:44:33] What?

[02:44:39] What?

[02:44:45] What is that?

[02:44:48] What was that nitrous?

[02:44:55] But it'd be a DRS in the back.

[02:45:09] Yo, chicken's from Loki.

[02:45:17] The second female trainer to win a triple crab race.

[02:45:25] Janan Tanuchi won the belt mark three years ago.

[02:45:30] Okay, but explain, Chad.

[02:45:32] How does this make sense?

[02:45:33] 69, my man.

[02:45:35] Wait.

[02:45:36] Wait, what was the odds on that?

[02:45:38] It wasn't even in the top five, top six.

[02:45:41] Oh, as they arrive into the final four long, Oh, Sally is also gaining ground.

[02:45:47] I read Ortiz trying to win his first Kentucky Derby

[02:45:51] It is brother who wins his first Derby in his 12th try with Iran right behind

[02:45:59] One two for the Ortiz

[02:46:01] Timbo was so far last down the back side. He couldn't count that far. There's 20 to 1 for 20 to 1

[02:46:07] Nothing early in the race, but I think 23 horses. Well, why would you bet can't tell each of them?

[02:46:12] What an exciting

[02:46:14] Okay, okay, Jeff, if I take out all of them, am I sending a one hits buddy?

[02:46:28] He's sending a game.

[02:46:31] and never want to race before him, but for a second,

[02:46:33] he's given us three-hilled selling,

[02:46:35] and then suddenly on the bar outside,

[02:46:37] he said, run again, get going to Teppo.

[02:46:40] Wow.

[02:46:44] He was five or six behind the last horse.

[02:46:47] OK, but explain how this happens, though.

[02:46:50] Like somebody's cheating.

[02:46:52] Everybody makes their decision already,

[02:46:54] and you left a lot of open lanes.

[02:46:56] Now he'll shift him out, as he knows

[02:46:58] he's going to run into trouble if he doesn't.

[02:47:00] He takes aim on his brother and what a tremendous kick by Golden Tempo.

[02:47:06] That's a lot of ground to make up on the stretch of the Kentucky Gurdon.

[02:47:09] He's a stubborn horse.

[02:47:11] He's seven or eight weeks back at the top of the stretch still.

[02:47:14] The numbers and how far he ran are going to be amazing, right?

[02:47:19] Wow.

[02:47:20] And this is the pedigree of this horse.

[02:47:22] Oh, I get it.

[02:47:23] I get it.

[02:47:24] They have some horse attitudes and if they have the right conditions, then its attitude

[02:47:30] He kinda pays off and they win or whatever.

[02:47:32] Been dead last or second last in almost every race he's run, but made a charge like this

[02:47:37] at a moment like this.

[02:47:39] A historic moment, Nick Luck.

[02:47:42] Truly like.

[02:47:44] Yo, that was kinda hard.

[02:47:46] Did people actually like this?

[02:47:50] Yo, that was kinda aura.

[02:47:53] Alright, the more you know.

[02:47:56] Um, what if your guest 1, 2, 3?

[02:48:00] So we say there was 11,000 X.

[02:48:24] I mean, yep, hey dad, how's it going?

[02:48:30] How are we doing?

[02:48:32] Well, you're going over it and in this weather

[02:48:38] Shit okay, it's a very important day today for Canada. Yeah, look look that that's why

[02:48:46] It's one zero

[02:48:53] No, I got a budget money on this I got I got a parlayer. I got a few legs on it

[02:48:56] But you can't show this right?

[02:48:58] I can show it. I can show it.

[02:49:00] It's not live.

[02:49:01] It's a great deflection by Suzuki and then off the body.

[02:49:04] They're going to win the cup.

[02:49:06] You realize that this is Suzuki's first goal?

[02:49:10] Suzuki?

[02:49:11] Yeah.

[02:49:12] The captain.

[02:49:14] That was one off the chair.

[02:49:16] One off the chair.

[02:49:18] Look, look, look.

[02:49:20] We're not the player.

[02:49:21] Ooh!

[02:49:22] Ooh!

[02:49:23] This is going to be a very bad intermission.

[02:49:30] Oh my god, it is, wow, it's crazy as I know.

[02:49:35] Yeah, well we're all watching the game.

[02:49:36] You know that Suzuki, Cuffield, the whole line hasn't scored a point in all six games.

[02:49:42] It's a shower, Phoenix, it's just a Florida shower.

[02:49:46] Yeah, I mean, I mean...

[02:49:47] Those are stocking and it's the most intense activity outside of it.

[02:49:51] Yes, it is.

[02:49:52] just like a hurricane. Look at that, eh?

[02:49:55] Dude.

[02:49:56] Show him the pool. That's bad. I hate to be landing right now.

[02:50:05] Okay, I can't see you on the screen.

[02:50:07] No, you can't.

[02:50:08] Can't see it.

[02:50:09] Uh-oh, where you leaking? People saying you're leaking shit.

[02:50:14] No, no, it's fine. It's fine.

[02:50:16] Good. So I'm off.

[02:50:18] Okay, well, be careful.

[02:50:20] You're gonna be good.

[02:50:21] It was fun seeing you, Felix.

[02:50:22] Yeah, it was great.

[02:50:23] Love you so much.

[02:50:24] I love you, man.

[02:50:25] Thanks for coming over.

[02:50:26] Bye, bye.

[02:50:27] And by the way, Lando Ross ended up second.

[02:50:31] Lando who?

[02:50:32] Lando Norse?

[02:50:32] My bitch, right?

[02:50:33] You're a good friend, yes.

[02:50:35] Bye, bye, Felix.

[02:50:35] Bye, bye.

[02:50:37] What's going on over here?

[02:50:38] What's up?

[02:50:39] What's going on?

[02:50:40] Yeah, I did a little bit, actually.

[02:50:41] Um, Jack O'Neill's so cute.

[02:50:45] Who is Lando Ross?

[02:50:46] like what the fuck I don't think I think I don't think that's a that's a that's a real player

[02:50:58] all but one horse are related to see third-degree racing horse of all time dude really really

[02:51:12] They're just inbreeding the same mother sucker.

[02:51:16] Bro, how much am I to cause that for a drop of that mother sucker's juice?

[02:51:22] How much one ju-

[02:51:42] you

[02:52:12] you

[02:52:42] you

[02:53:12] you

[02:53:42] you

[02:54:12] Wait, hold on. Sixty-seven, three, one.

[02:54:28] So how does it know all that? Yo, yo, yo, this is a hundred-thousand. Hold on. It's scary.

[02:54:37] Check.

[02:54:41] Can you name the country from just three, one?

[02:54:47] You're welcome for the recent, but you're on thin ice, mister.

[02:54:54] What's your arm?

[02:54:55] I don't know.

[02:54:56] Can you put?

[02:54:56] Oh, that's a good one.

[02:54:58] Oh, it's a male friend, right?

[02:55:00] Thank you.

[02:55:02] F*** you, bro.

[02:55:03] I'm looking at your package.

[02:55:04] What the f*** is that?

[02:55:05] What the f*** is that?

[02:55:06] I want to get paid guys, I'm not even paid for this little s**t though.

[02:55:10] S**t is a s**t log of the day.

[02:55:17] Hey sweetie.

[02:55:19] Oh yeah, I was here all the way in there.

[02:55:21] That's the way my dad didn't smell it.

[02:55:22] It's a s**t that didn't smell in my room.

[02:55:24] I don't think I'd be s**t.

[02:55:25] S**t?

[02:55:25] I don't think so.

[02:55:26] It's high as s**t.

[02:55:27] That's not funny.

[02:55:28] That's not funny.

[02:55:29] Yup.

[02:55:30] I know.

[02:55:31] Baby, what are you doing?

[02:55:33] Huh?

[02:55:33] I mean, Jack, am I the only thing that is just an unrelated clip that doesn't, like,

[02:55:48] am I, am I dumb or?

[02:55:53] Um, wait, what the fuck?

[02:56:00] Uh

[02:56:04] It's a point probably out

[02:56:06] I'm a cruisical sailing to date one case and vision and the lever to a confirmed there are five additional

[02:56:13] Of the six affected in the jewels excuse me L died. I'm just into the care

[02:56:21] Chat chat WTO W. H. O. J. Is it is what happens in in um?

[02:56:26] Um, guys in, in the game, in the, in, in the game was it going to get it plaguing and plaguing chat, your virus is, is a big problem when the WHO catches it and this is real life.

[02:56:40] The WHO typically linked environmental exposure to any rodents, uh, while rare may spread between people can lead to severe illness.

[02:56:51] and requires people being monitoring it.

[02:56:54] Chat, is it harder to spread?

[02:56:56] Chat, is it harder to spread?

[02:56:57] Maybe perhaps.

[02:57:03] Yeah, it's not like a thing that you just, oh, yo, I cough.

[02:57:06] Now everybody has got ALE damaged.

[02:57:10] It's really?

[02:57:15] By the way, chat, chat.

[02:57:17] Either we continue the Skylines to one milt,

[02:57:23] or we do Can't See the Mars, or maybe a Plague, Ink,

[02:57:34] Run-Milky.

[02:57:41] You have Montages.

[02:57:42] You only have one minute played and the last whistle.

[02:57:47] All right, I'll do one run

[02:57:50] Jack see sounds the one-to-one mill is pretty good there case me the Mars is it's gonna order

[02:57:58] Dante's called you out for a 1v1 next QCLK. Oh, I'm not using the games

[02:58:05] Outbreak mode

[02:58:08] What's outbreak mode

[02:58:11] Jack what's outbreak mode

[02:58:17] single player

[02:58:22] XQC main game

[02:58:25] no no no no no no

[02:58:32] the CIS kind of run is really good it's a really good run man

[02:58:34] like Jack I can't do all the Jack I'm kinda locked in it

[02:58:38] you'll see what you'll see so what is this

[02:58:42] rare extreme regenerative abilities

[02:58:46] Chinese zombies is harder, right?

[02:58:53] Aliens DLC?

[02:58:58] Hold on.

[02:59:01] Maybe this is good or perhaps? I mean, it's an even note.

[02:59:04] That's loud and quiet.

[02:59:11] Buy anti-vaxxer.

[02:59:14] What?

[02:59:16] Wait, is there like a whole expansion?

[02:59:25] Well, let me just buy it.

[02:59:29] Chat, is this going to one million is possible, no?

[02:59:33] Without mobs?

[02:59:34] I think that'll be easy.

[02:59:39] Easy.

[02:59:40] We're gonna go KSP first, or this guy's first.

[02:59:50] Oh my.

[02:59:56] I love your ugly ass hair.

[03:00:00] It's not.

[03:00:04] Um, new plague, a single player.

[03:00:14] This alien crystal, um, Chad, is that hard?

[03:00:23] What the fuck?

[03:00:29] It's too quiet, okay so I'm gonna just do what I'm gonna do, so I thought I would probably

[03:00:46] just do Kispy.

[03:00:47] Kispy to Mars.

[03:00:50] Um, chat, so where does the meteorite land at?

[03:00:57] I mean, it's the only place that has UFOs.

[03:01:07] Hold on, let me just go to the camera.

[03:01:14] Chad, I don't know how this game mode works.

[03:01:20] Let's take a look.

[03:01:23] The meteorite stipends ambient heat from the impact a crystal spire penches the rock converting non-organ manner into

[03:01:33] Should you do so that sounds good to me

[03:01:37] Then the mid-left I got your bill

[03:01:41] Ben

[03:01:45] And then excellent speed tangels bore horizontal to the crust and into a reach sooner

[03:01:51] Dude, what?

[03:01:57] Um...

[03:02:03] This is complicated.

[03:02:10] It spreads the terrain.

[03:02:21] Oh, hold on.

[03:02:28] So America is going to ask the crystal to evolve abilities.

[03:02:44] Oh, community is good now.

[03:02:46] Oh

[03:02:49] Sure, that's fine

[03:02:52] Just do more Mickey lights or is it too early? Oh

[03:02:57] Bang what

[03:03:02] Can I boost it?

[03:03:09] Okay, then meteor oh

[03:03:13] Well, that's you

[03:03:16] No!

[03:03:19] Chameleon right in, um, channel.

[03:03:24] A lot of people over there. No, did I misclick?

[03:03:29] Or fucked.

[03:03:34] Chow, where else?

[03:03:36] Okay, Germany.

[03:03:39] How many can I do?

[03:03:46] Hold on, how many, how many can you do?

[03:03:54] Hold on, it's kind of annoying, like what, what, like what's up with this?

[03:04:06] Maybe, maybe, here?

[03:04:11] What did I give a barrier?

[03:04:19] Oh no.

[03:04:20] Uh, immediate casualties.

[03:04:23] No, don't be casualties.

[03:04:25] Uh, chat then.

[03:04:32] Evolve this, I mean.

[03:04:34] Oh!

[03:04:35] The carnival plate!

[03:05:08] still them like yet is the possible chat yeah and you do like like like some

[03:05:16] heavy research on this like yeah forget it forget it

[03:05:23] I don't know if you can see

[03:05:25] I think I can

[03:05:43] That's all it looks like

[03:05:45] They already want it

[03:05:49] That's just dumb

[03:05:51] No, but I should do that the fancy again. Okay, check

[03:05:55] Yeah, what what what's what do you think for a set can't speak yesterday to Mars or one mill?

[03:06:01] residents in in seasons

[03:06:06] Because in Mars said that that's a little bit difficult though

[03:06:11] Low key so that's the bad that is actually hard

[03:06:21] I'm writing.

[03:06:25] Kspxqcl.

[03:06:29] Now, Jack, is the goal

[03:06:33] to make it there?

[03:06:37] To get the Mars, you have to use this to find

[03:06:41] a transfer. Whether what the fuck is just like to me?

[03:06:45] Well, I'm not going to cheat.

[03:06:49] I'm not going to cheat. That's cheating, though.

[03:06:55] Um...

[03:06:57] Huh?

[03:06:59] That's cheating.

[03:07:09] That's cheating.

[03:07:11] Let's do a resume.

[03:07:18] Let me check.

[03:07:25] If I do the manual, I mean, let's do, how do you look at the map?

[03:07:36] Checking.

[03:07:37] Okay.

[03:07:38] Okay, so we have to leave Earth and go to where?

[03:07:42] Jet, is it Duna?

[03:07:48] Challenge your Incorporated.

[03:07:53] I can't even target it.

[03:07:56] Why can't I zoom in on it?

[03:07:59] Jet, why can't I zoom in on it?

[03:08:03] Oh my god, it's so far away.

[03:08:08] Okay, some music to alleviate the process.

[03:08:15] So, wait, is there a spaceship?

[03:08:21] Huh?

[03:08:23] Chad, why is there...

[03:08:32] This is about to be a hard watch chat.

[03:08:37] Okay, check at least I mean like both will be like how would you do this?

[03:08:43] You'd slingshot out of earth. Hello, excuse me. Can you please stand up turn around and start then

[03:08:50] You're the orbit one of them then you just you just swaps, right?

[03:08:59] Check and you always use the AP AP AP AP

[03:09:07] Right

[03:09:13] Okay

[03:09:16] Okay, so we're gonna

[03:09:18] We're gonna build a ultra mega dank mother like a super motherloaded

[03:09:25] We'll sort by size and we're gonna do that basically find it

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[03:12:37] The oxidizer got it. Thank you. Welcome

[03:12:42] This right that's liquid oxidizer bang done finished then poodle, right?

[03:12:52] Bang

[03:12:57] I think we need to decouplets

[03:13:01] T are the 25 right, I think it's 25

[03:13:07] Check do we need to decouple that I

[03:13:13] Don't even need to decouple that do we normally we know no we will have to

[03:13:23] Decouple after he's shielded I mean one of both

[03:13:32] Check one of both

[03:13:37] I think this is bad, I think this is bad, too both of them, you can have both, okay I'll

[03:13:46] just do it like this, either way I think I make the rocket, the top stage is all lander

[03:13:52] inside a fairing, top stage is all lander inside a fairing, no this is a lander motherfucker,

[03:14:06] Oh yeah, I forgot, you know, I wasn't done it, I'm extending to put the stress in shit.

[03:14:13] Like this.

[03:14:15] Like this, right?

[03:14:23] So if I play the music, I'll use them, oh yes, some classics then.

[03:14:27] There you go, there you go.

[03:14:28] Chat.

[03:14:31] You couple under heat shield and you will die.

[03:14:34] That's what I thought.

[03:14:34] Yes, I was told I'm a dead.

[03:14:37] Yo, what's up?

[03:14:39] Why wouldn't I hit you back?

[03:14:45] This?

[03:14:49] That's good, right?

[03:14:55] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[03:14:57] look at my engineer dog we are dying at 4,000 feet okay this is the manual

[03:15:08] propeller I feel like I'm getting shot by chat

[03:15:15] I think this is good

[03:15:19] Do we not normally have RCS?

[03:15:23] Can't I have RCS that is built-in?

[03:15:26] Oh, RCS cluster blocks!

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[03:48:19] I mean, it works, doesn't it?

[03:48:32] If I fix air dynamics at the top with some cones, I mean, it's gonna cook hard.

[03:48:44] Oh, oh my god.

[03:48:58] It does not like the wobble.

[03:49:00] It does.

[03:49:01] Oh my god.

[03:49:03] It does not like the wobble at all.

[03:49:10] Um, there's a stomach waiting in the sky.

[03:49:34] Chad, is that good enough for a, for a, for a procedure?

[03:49:40] I think it's fine.

[03:49:46] Oh, that didn't kill, that didn't kill.

[03:49:52] Can you hear the music?

[03:49:56] Hold on.

[03:50:01] Ah, I should have waited a little bit more.

[03:50:07] Fuck.

[03:50:11] Cooked.

[03:50:12] I feel like people think about this too rigidly.

[03:50:16] Like they think about this too,

[03:50:20] oh, I have to be like this, I have to be like that.

[03:50:21] This model works.

[03:50:33] Like this.

[03:50:36] Like that.

[03:50:37] First, try to go to space what the fuck is that ship?

[03:50:41] Like this?

[03:51:00] Check.

[03:51:02] Hold on.

[03:51:03] more rockets? I actually agree with this. I swear I'm not showing for content. Like, I actually

[03:51:13] agree with that. Jack, is there a way we can put more on it?

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[03:57:03] I don't think we don't need this to happen.

[03:57:31] So, this removes the bullshit at the top, right?

[03:57:42] Now, that's good.

[03:57:46] Then it decouples the whole bottom.

[03:57:48] Bang!

[03:57:49] Now, all we have left is the rocket, so that we add a stage, and we put the rockets under

[03:57:53] on stage one, and then we put the rocket, we add another stage.

[03:57:59] We put the rocket at the bottom and the fairing a little on it, man, finished!

[03:58:04] It's ready, it's ready, it's ready. Launch.

[03:58:20] Crew?

[03:58:23] Crew's ready?

[03:58:25] Put the sass on it?

[03:58:27] Put the sass?

[03:58:29] Why put one one on the outside? Don't mean one on the outside, it's only one, it's only one.

[03:58:36] Go in.

[03:58:47] Three, two, one, launching.

[03:58:55] Next stop. Hold on.

[03:59:09] Remove RCS tilt. 39 degrees.

[03:59:17] Nope.

[03:59:19] the target is dangerous. Oh my god, stop.

[03:59:49] and

[03:59:59] Fought.

[04:00:22] Almost heard it. Almost, it's almost good. It's running out.

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[04:15:31] No, it's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. Okay. Okay. Yeah

[04:15:36] We let it we didn't let it cost to be just put me as the lead engineer for the next mission

[04:15:42] Then exit and hopefully it lines up. I have his excuse. He's playing this game wish me luck guys

[04:15:50] At the

[04:15:52] hold on hold wait we can do it

[04:16:06] hold on

[04:16:16] it can't be PES it's something else

[04:16:19] I said we'll be right here with more prograde it.

[04:16:26] Okay, okay?

[04:16:30] No, that's the sun!

[04:16:31] That's the sun!

[04:16:33] No!

[04:16:34] Why are you still not using X to zero?

[04:16:37] That's the sun!

[04:16:37] That's called throttle, you cafe dog.

[04:16:43] Where the fuck?

[04:16:49] I don't get it!

[04:16:51] No, it's large, right? No, I have it! I have it!

[04:16:55] Okay, okay.

[04:17:01] A little bit more, a little bit more.

[04:17:03] Okay, okay.

[04:17:15] I can't get into a liner. I need more covariance.

[04:17:19] all the hope got it bang bang it right there right there you see it bang it

[04:17:37] We're in a fuel! We're in a fuel as well!

[04:17:41] No, no, we-we-we want the...

[04:17:44] chat-the dog's lighting up his mood, right?

[04:17:53] Ch-Ch-I-I think we're giving it too fast.

[04:17:56] Right there.

[04:18:00] Fuck it.

[04:18:01] Save and send it.

[04:18:07] I'll see you in the next video.

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[04:30:31] Hold it can I add a maneuver with me? What was it at a maneuver right here?

[04:30:37] Nope, we're fucked.

[04:30:46] Send it.

[04:30:48] Brother, we're not gonna boost our JAPPE.

[04:30:52] We're never gonna see the- Oh, actually, hold on.

[04:30:58] on point to target alarm. Sass on point to target. What? Target with target. Hey, hey,

[04:31:18] No no no no no!

[04:31:34] What?

[04:31:36] You got pilot or comms to the ground or maneuver and control holes?

[04:31:44] What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you saying?

[04:31:48] What the fuck is that? What the fuck is he saying?

[04:31:54] Are you fucking stupid motherfucker?

[04:31:56] Yo, yo, are you fucking stupid?

[04:32:00] Buddy, buddy, buddy.

[04:32:02] If they can throttle, they can land.

[04:32:05] If they can throttle the fucking rockets, they can land the goddamn rocket.

[04:32:11] It's that simple. If you can burn, you can land.

[04:32:14] We don't need a pile of this shit. They just gotta throttle it.

[04:32:17] The pilot is on screen at the top left of the screen.

[04:32:47] Um, um, um.

[04:32:54] Do I retro now?

[04:33:00] No, not at key.

[04:33:13] Are you stupid?

[04:33:17] Why the fuck?

[04:33:22] We're never gonna be at PE!

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[04:42:47] No!

[04:42:49] Okay, I think that's the moon.

[04:42:58] More will be fine.

[04:42:59] It will go past the moon.

[04:43:00] And she retighted.

[04:43:01] Yeah, got it.

[04:43:02] Easy.

[04:43:03] Hold it.

[04:43:04] Hold it.

[04:43:05] Try hard.

[04:43:06] Try hard.

[04:43:07] Hold it.

[04:43:08] And then?

[04:43:09] P.E. should disappear.

[04:43:10] Hold it

[04:43:13] And then he should disappear

[04:43:19] 77 months away

[04:43:28] Close

[04:43:30] So, on paper, on paper this lands, but problem is that we need to shed this without exploding

[04:43:48] it.

[04:43:51] Oh, we saved the rest of you we got.

[04:44:00] saved the rest of you we got just for one last bump at the end there

[04:44:07] thoughts and here we are about to embark on a new planet this is for peace

[04:44:13] this is for humanity this is chat thoughts feels strong man

[04:44:19] retard you have to retro a tapey and procreate at PE

[04:44:23] by retroing at PE you are using the most amount of fuel possible for

[04:44:27] Oh my god, no incorrect incorrect. Okay, you have the most force. Oh

[04:44:36] It's just up just stop stop. He's actually kind of yo yikes nerd nerd nerd nerd

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[04:44:49] What a fucking nerd I can't believe it

[04:44:54] Like what a natural buster

[04:44:57] wait hold on wait now we're going really fast though chat 100 meters per second chat we

[04:45:16] You stop that all the time.

[04:45:25] Like that's so easy.

[04:45:28] I think we just warp it, fuck it.

[04:45:38] Here it comes.

[04:45:40] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[04:45:46] Oh

[04:45:52] She ever got gravity

[04:45:59] For the light was not burn program and get a close-up it's around

[04:46:04] This trajectory will kill me. We're going to best

[04:46:16] Wow, truly remarkable, Mr. Cap.

[04:46:23] Wait, that'll be ten times worse.

[04:46:32] Fuck it!

[04:46:34] Jack, I think we need to separate this, really?

[04:46:38] No, we can use the fuel at the end, no?

[04:46:45] Yeah, I'll get it.

[04:47:02] It's not too fast, it's fine.

[04:47:05] It's fine.

[04:47:06] Retro, again?

[04:47:07] Retro? Again?

[04:47:20] Here, can you welcome me to the jungle?

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[04:47:27] Wait! I don't get it!

[04:47:29] I

[04:47:36] Look at it for fun

[04:47:42] Check check check what I do I didn't say just a mistake

[04:47:52] Hello hello

[04:47:59] Okay, hold up.

[04:48:06] Chat, now what?

[04:48:12] I think Metro right?

[04:48:14] Or SES?

[04:48:15] And RZ the Metro?

[04:48:16] And if we should be fine.

[04:48:17] Yes!

[04:48:18] And then power.

[04:48:19] Yes!

[04:48:26] And then power.

[04:48:32] Don't, don't you dare.

[04:48:35] Nope, none of it.

[04:48:39] Hold on.

[04:48:45] It's it. It's win. It's win.

[04:48:49] We're going to have to stop.

[04:49:14] We're going to coast.

[04:49:15] We're going to coast and do it again later.

[04:49:18] Now we know that we can do up to a thousand with the rest of the fuel, we can do 1.3 thousand.

[04:49:59] I don't know, we gotta retro this, right?

[04:50:23] It barely's in there.

[04:50:26] Hey Felix, are we still not stopping and casino later this week?

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[04:50:56] Let's go speed up a little bit, 33,000, 32, it's got a ground level, 47,000, this is

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[04:54:52] I mean, uh, that's fine.

[04:55:17] This is Captain Bart Wise.

[04:55:19] We have landed on Doona. The ship is wounded, the crew is silent, but we are alive.

[04:55:26] For the first time in history, human footprints will touch this distant world.

[04:55:31] Tell Earth we did not cross the darkness for nothing.

[04:55:49] First ever duna landing from mission gloar one

[04:56:35] This return lands like the rocket is made out of paper, little bird just land the fucking rocket.

[04:56:58] That's one small step for Ker-Man, one giant leap for Ker-Man kind sin.

[04:57:05] Wait, what is this thing? What is this thing in history?

[04:57:15] Is that sliding, is it? Hold on.

[04:57:28] Oh shit.

[04:57:29] How do you make it stop?

[04:57:36] Stop that, stop.

[04:57:40] Stop.

[04:57:44] Hold on.

[04:57:46] Watch this.

[04:57:54] I can RCS that? Solo jetpack and I push it upwards.

[04:58:07] Oh, hold on.

[04:58:13] It's not possible, though. It's necessary.

[04:58:18] Do not go gentle into the goodnight.

[04:58:20] Old age should burn and relieve at close of day.

[04:58:23] They're petty!

[04:58:30] Hmm.

[04:58:37] So how do we...

[04:58:41] I mean, it doesn't matter, because it's not all going around with this, right?

[04:58:53] That's good, so now we have power, now we can do it, check, now we can redo the check

[04:59:13] Now they can have enough supplies to live there until they get rescued.

[04:59:23] Wait, chat with the... I don't... I don't think there's a cabin, right?

[04:59:27] right

[04:59:41] what's up with the mountain

[04:59:57] Oh

[05:00:16] It's okay

[05:00:27] Oh my god, so you need die?

[05:00:47] I was just about to throw the moutainer

[05:00:57] Now for some potatoes, please.

[05:00:59] Yeah, you can't find one.

[05:01:01] Let's go.

[05:01:09] I further bring him a buggy.

[05:01:15] 129 months, Spockblaw.

[05:01:19] Brother, how far is this fucking mountain?

[05:01:22] Oh my god, there's literally nothing.

[05:01:27] I guess we could just jump up.

[05:01:38] Locked transmission received.

[05:01:52] Relocating.

[05:01:53] Oh my god.

[05:01:56] the Martians are coming monkey 52 months of cinema excuse me Alex you see no

[05:02:12] chance you should have leave them inside of the gentle into the good night old age

[05:02:19] should burn what is this close of day rage rage against the dimes the light

[05:02:24] Jack, should I leave them inside of the other thing?

[05:02:28] Do I leave it?

[05:02:29] Jack, you need to breathe air in here?

[05:02:32] I

[05:02:50] Was the chips RCS to upright I didn't matter because we wouldn't really reuse this

[05:03:02] it would be harder to go on a lot of things, but that was pretty easy.

[05:03:26] 22 months. XQCL. High chat. Um.

[05:03:45] All right. Well, I mean,

[05:03:49] I mean,

[05:03:50] Shit happens.

[05:04:01] Ummm...

[05:04:07] Rescue...

[05:04:08] Bus please.

[05:04:10] Alright chat.

[05:04:12] I mean that was cool though.

[05:04:16] What's this icon?

[05:04:18] That's actually really nice.

[05:04:20] Do we have other troubles on this saven?

[05:04:24] I think we have someone on the moon, no?

[05:04:33] Hello?

[05:04:34] Hello?

[05:04:35] Hello?

[05:04:36] I'm getting out of the fridge.

[05:04:40] Wait, the money.

[05:04:40] The money, we had it.

[05:04:47] Money.

[05:04:48] Yep.

[05:04:49] This is Captain Kerr-Man.

[05:04:53] We can't wait for rescue.

[05:04:55] Tuna is no longer just the world beneath us.

[05:04:58] It is our shelter now.

[05:05:01] We will enjoy-

[05:05:02] Chess it is.

[05:05:03] Build here, and keep breathing until Earth finds us again.

[05:05:07] It has been an honor.

[05:05:09] Chat.

[05:05:10] Bill and Bob Kerr-Man.

[05:05:12] Chat, what about Jibba-Daya?

[05:05:14] He went back home, right?

[05:05:17] Wait, so why didn't we follow Jabidaya?

[05:05:26] Wait, I'm confused.

[05:05:29] Chad, why didn't we follow Jabidaya?

[05:05:34] Um...

[05:05:40] Why didn't we do Spittana?

[05:05:43] No, he didn't die.

[05:05:46] I am so confused um we got a we got a crew wait

[05:06:05] Wait, this is...

[05:06:13] Chat, where's Jebediah?

[05:06:23] Click on lost.

[05:06:26] No, that's the guy that just blew up.

[05:06:35] you

[05:07:05] you

[05:07:35] you

[05:08:05] you

[05:08:35] you

[05:09:05] You

[05:09:30] There's five floors

[05:09:35] Yeah.

[05:09:37] Okay, Jack, what's next?

[05:09:47] Um, what is that?

[05:09:53] You see signs?

[05:09:55] Wait, we did it?

[05:09:57] Yeah.

[05:09:59] That's fun.

[05:10:01] Oh, that was some food for a small key.

[05:10:03] key

[05:10:17] We could we could look at um we could um we could uh we could watch a little chiller low key

[05:10:25] And then I call the video to me

[05:10:33] I

[05:10:41] Have you watched it because I click earlier

[05:10:45] Bro you can't say if you watch and everything chat what I get it look I didn't even watch this video

[05:10:50] But because I clicked on it, it's it has a bit on it

[05:10:54] Okay, as soon as you click a video, it's red. It's that works. I can't be times. We're gonna go this when I click a video

[05:11:00] Look even if I open it on a second monitor, right?

[05:11:03] This way.

[05:11:10] Shut up.

[05:11:11] Well, later on, it'll do it.

[05:11:13] It'll do it later on, you'll see.

[05:11:14] Just wait, later on, you'll do it.

[05:11:16] See?

[05:11:17] Bang.

[05:11:18] Bang.

[05:11:19] Bang.

[05:11:20] Bang.

[05:11:21] See?

[05:11:22] Bang.

[05:11:23] Okay.

[05:11:24] Bang.

[05:11:25] So...

[05:11:27] So...

[05:11:29] It's the same as it was done, right?

[05:11:31] Same else.

[05:11:32] 7 oz. 7 oz. As soon as you click on something, it puts a small amount of reddit. It puts a full bar of it.

[05:11:42] Is this a new good note?

[05:11:52] August 5th, 2011

[05:11:54] A channel appears on YouTube serving as a promotional page for an up-and-coming company

[05:11:59] called Avilu, a brand that boasted unbeatable deals in the world of aviation.

[05:12:05] That same day, four videos were uploaded, each showcasing young women dressed as flight

[05:12:09] attendants, detailing some of the many services that Avilu provided.

[05:12:14] These would be the only videos ever uploaded to the channel, as from that moment on the

[05:12:18] page was abandoned, giving Avilu the lifespan of just one day.

[05:12:22] The one day is all it would take to set in motion a mystery that remains unsolved to

[05:12:26] this very day.

[05:12:27] A mystery surrounding the company at the core of this channel and the services that it

[05:12:31] allegedly provided.

[05:12:33] With no one being able to answer the seemingly simple question, what was Abilu?

[05:12:38] And the more you search for answers, the more deranged this trail becomes.

[05:12:42] This is the story of Abilu, YouTube's darkest mystery.

[05:12:46] And there's no catch.

[05:12:50] So what are you waiting for, Captain?

[05:12:55] Why, what was that?

[05:12:58] There's a...

[05:13:02] Hold on, maybe I should read that.

[05:13:04] Opinions and theories.

[05:13:08] I do not claim it needs this fact.

[05:13:10] I encourage everyone to do your own research and to find out all conclusions.

[05:13:12] I do not condone the harassment of anyone mentioning this video.

[05:13:14] Welcome to AviLoop, your collected fine website for anything aviation.

[05:13:24] The formula for AviLoop's content was simple.

[05:13:26] A young woman stands in front of a static white background dressed in a flight attendant's

[05:13:30] outfit.

[05:13:31] They refer to themselves as deal attendants, and their job seems to be sharing information

[05:13:35] about this new brand, AviLoop.

[05:13:37] We offer deals on flight lessons, pilot accessories, fuel, FBO services, charter flights, and even

[05:13:44] small aircraft.

[05:13:45] You don't see that very often.

[05:13:47] The brand marketed a number of unique aviation related services, making them appear as a

[05:13:51] one stop shop for anyone in the industry or just anyone interested in flying.

[05:13:56] AviLoop claimed to do it all, and at unbeatable prices too.

[05:13:59] Our deals are usually 50-9% off.

[05:14:02] Promoting deals of 50-90% off.

[05:14:05] It hardly seems like anything mysterious.

[05:14:07] Standard subpar ad from the early 2010s, but the more you watch the less clear it becomes what exactly obvious did

[05:14:16] There were no prices no locations and rather they just listed a bunch of flying buzzwords offered at deals that seemed impossible

[05:14:24] For example, they list fuel supply among their offerings

[05:14:27] But how are they actually getting the fuel and providing it at 50 to 90% off and where in the country or even the world are they offering it?

[05:14:35] it. It just doesn't seem realistic. What they're saying sounds finalist surface, but the more

[05:14:40] you think about it, the less sense it really makes. It just seems too good to be true.

[05:14:44] Not to mention how bizarre it is that this unknown company could come in and offer literally

[05:14:48] anything you could want that's flying related, with such exorbitant deals. Admittedly though,

[05:14:54] this is easy enough to ignore, and play off as an ineffective or even deceitful advertisement.

[05:14:59] But there was something else that was much harder to ignore about these commercials.

[05:15:03] With that being, the deal attendance themselves.

[05:15:08] Despite Avaloop claiming to be a professional aviation business, it's difficult not to

[05:15:12] notice how cheap these seats outfits appear.

[05:15:15] They're clearly costumes rather than real flight attendant uniforms, and they're clearly

[05:15:19] over sexualized too.

[05:15:20] They're essentially dressed as fetishized versions of actual flight attendants, which

[05:15:25] is bizarre as one of the services that Avaloop claims to provide is staffing for flight crews,

[05:15:30] which would include actual flight attendants.

[05:15:32] But for whatever reason, they chose to dress these girls in seductive costumes.

[05:15:37] If they were trying to make these advertisements look professional, they were failing miserably.

[05:15:41] And it wasn't only the outfits that had a strange sexual undertone to them.

[05:15:44] Wait, sexual?

[05:15:45] It was also the script that the girls were reading.

[05:15:47] Whether you want to learn to fly, charter an airplane, or dress seem more girls like

[05:15:53] me, or to see more girls like me.

[05:15:55] Abbey loop can help.

[05:15:56] Abbey loop can help.

[05:15:57] So what are you waiting for, Captain?

[05:15:59] And remember Top Gun?

[05:16:00] Clearly, your attractiveness increases with every flight under your belt.

[05:16:05] Bizarrely, the videos themselves were filled with sexual in mind,

[05:16:08] but at any time gashing us up.

[05:16:10] Humans were not meant to fly, never experienced the thrill of their own successful landing.

[05:16:15] Get ready to fly big boy airplanes.

[05:16:17] They were clearly trying to be more than a little flirty,

[05:16:20] which goes hand in hand with the outfits that they were donning.

[05:16:23] Now, some might argue that this was a sign of the times.

[05:16:25] In 2011, edgy and over-sexualized marketing was still very much in the norm,

[05:16:30] with several major companies building their entire brands around the approach.

[05:16:33] But the only problem here is that the videos made it unclear what Avalupe was in the office.

[05:16:38] Despite saying a lot, the lack of details made it entirely ineffective,

[05:16:42] like the business itself was an afterthought, with the focus instead being on these women.

[05:16:47] In fact, even in the channel's description, they simply wrote,

[05:16:50] Meet Avalupe Deal Attendance.

[05:16:52] This is the official page for a brand new company trying to promote its services,

[05:16:57] and that's all they had to say.

[05:16:58] That's how they marketed their entire company,

[05:17:01] making some wonder what was actually the role

[05:17:03] of these deal attendants,

[05:17:04] and what was actually the purpose of Avaloop.

[05:17:08] The first and most likely theory at this point

[05:17:11] is that Avaloop was an overambitious company

[05:17:13] that used over-sexualized marketing

[05:17:15] to build intrigue around its brand

[05:17:17] at a time when others were doing the same thing

[05:17:19] to great success.

[05:17:20] Maybe they weren't even off the ground yet

[05:17:22] and over-promising on services

[05:17:24] that they hoped to one day be able to provide.

[05:17:26] But for the time being,

[05:17:27] and were just throwing out there to get more people to visit their website.

[05:17:31] But with such a focus on these deal attendance, and just how strange these videos come across,

[05:17:36] some were left with a different theory, that rather than Abilupe using sex to sell their

[05:17:40] service, maybe sex was their service.

[05:17:46] The theory goes that Abilupe was a front for pornography, or even prostitution, poorly

[05:17:51] hidden under the guise of this fake aeronautics company.

[05:17:54] This would explain the prominence of these deal attendance, as they themselves may have

[05:17:57] than the actresses or prostitutes.

[05:17:59] And it also explains the lack of information

[05:18:01] about the company itself,

[05:18:02] as the reason their deals and services

[05:18:04] don't seem to make any sense

[05:18:06] was because they weren't actually offering them.

[05:18:08] It was all just to cover up.

[05:18:10] And honestly, just going off the eye test,

[05:18:12] this is how the page comes across.

[05:18:14] But there are other details

[05:18:15] that make this theory a lot more compelling.

[05:18:18] For starters, in numerous videos,

[05:18:20] they mention an unusual feature of their website

[05:18:23] that users can vote for their favorite deal attendant

[05:18:25] and win prizes as a result.

[05:18:27] You can even vote your favorite deal attendant

[05:18:29] and win special prizes.

[05:18:31] With one of these special prizes,

[05:18:33] later being revealed to be a one-on-one video call

[05:18:35] with one of these deal attendants.

[05:18:38] This shows that the deal attendants

[05:18:39] weren't just for marketing,

[05:18:41] they were a core part of the services offered

[05:18:43] to avilube users, making one wonder

[05:18:45] what was actually happening on those video calls,

[05:18:48] and was it perhaps something sexual?

[05:18:50] And it goes a bit deeper than that.

[05:18:52] As there's a reason why I mentioned prostitution

[05:18:54] specifically in this theory, with that reason being a line mentioned in one of these videos.

[05:18:59] To purchase this deal, you must hold at least a private pilot license and a current medical

[05:19:03] certificate. Don't miss out and click on that big blue button you know you want to.

[05:19:08] The deal attendant mentions that all customers needed to provide an up-to-date medical certificate.

[05:19:13] Now this isn't something that's necessarily unheard of in the aviation world, but it certainly

[05:19:17] isn't the norm, at least from what I could tell, but in the context of this theory,

[05:19:22] it makes perfect sense. If they truly were operating some sort of prostitution ring,

[05:19:26] then their customers having an up-to-date medical certificate would be imperative

[05:19:30] to preventing the spread of STDs. It's strange enough to make this theory feel legitimately

[05:19:37] possible, but even if it wasn't true, it seems obvious that there was something off with this

[05:19:42] channel, and we haven't even discussed the strangest part of it all. In a few videos,

[05:19:48] you can hear unusual sounds in the background.

[05:19:51] And you want to add multi-engine to your pretty green license.

[05:19:55] This is your opportunity to do it at 50% off.

[05:19:59] Add multi-engine to your pretty green license.

[05:20:02] This is your opportunity. Oh, it's called words.

[05:20:04] To your pretty green license. This is...

[05:20:11] In the background, you can hear what appears to be someone

[05:20:14] moaning in a blatantly sexual manner.

[05:20:17] which was loud enough for even the deal attendant to take notice.

[05:20:21] It's very unusual, and certainly not a sound that could just accidentally happen on a typical film set,

[05:20:26] which makes it all the stranger that another inexplicable noise was heard in the background of a different video,

[05:20:31] and this one left viewers far more distressed.

[05:20:47] Or to see more girls like me, how you can help.

[05:20:55] Some believe that this is yet another sexual moan, while others swear they can hear a specific word.

[05:21:00] The word, help.

[05:21:07] It's incredibly concerning, especially if this prostitution theory is true.

[05:21:11] I mean, there's just so many implications to it.

[05:21:13] to it, given the link between prostitution and human trafficking.

[05:21:17] But again, this could all be part of the marketing, maybe this was all just a ploy to get people

[05:21:22] to visit their website, roping you in with these sexualized, creepy and even concerning

[05:21:26] views that almost demand that you dig deeper.

[05:21:29] Well if this is the case, then surely visiting their website would help put this mystery

[05:21:34] to bed.

[05:21:39] At the time these videos were uploaded back in 2011, those visiting the Avi Loop website

[05:21:43] would be met with a rather lackluster experience.

[05:21:46] The homepage was dull and uninviting and seemed about as vague as the videos promoting

[05:21:50] it, however they did have an about section that attempted to describe the service more

[05:21:54] in depth.

[05:21:55] There they mentioned that the primary goal of Avi Loop was safety, as they believed that

[05:22:00] making training and other aeronautic services more accessible could in turn help prevent

[05:22:04] accidents, which strangely was never even hinted at in their videos, and is never mentioned

[05:22:09] again on any other portion of the website, but it was in this About tab that they listed

[05:22:29] even more services that they claimed to provide, services like navigation equipment, headsets,

[05:22:34] and pilot vacations, among many other things.

[05:22:38] Basically anything even remotely related to flying, they sold it, or at least claim to,

[05:22:43] and they insisted that they did so cheaper than anywhere else, by using collective bargaining,

[05:22:47] a process that they would go into greater detail about.

[05:22:51] Basically Avalupe acts as a third party, partnering with aviation businesses to promote unique

[05:22:55] deals on their site.

[05:22:56] Each of these deals has a quota that must be hit for it to actually go through, so if

[05:23:00] enough people buy the deal, the quota is reached and everyone gets about sure to do or receive

[05:23:04] whatever they paid for. But if the deal doesn't reach its quota, then everyone is refunded

[05:23:08] and the deal is voided without any cost to the users or the business.

[05:23:12] Avi Loop was the middleman, which could explain how they managed to offer such impressive

[05:23:16] deals and such diverse services. Though again, this is just what they were saying. Begging

[05:23:21] the question, was anything actually being sold on aviloop.com?

[05:23:25] Well, there actually was. The deals were sorted by general locations and most consisted of

[05:23:31] flying lessons, museum trips, or even temporary tattoos. However, there was something unusual

[05:23:37] about these listings. Bizarrely, almost every deal on the site was marked as completed, each

[05:23:42] having ended in 1969, which obviously was impossible. There were only a select few deals throughout

[05:23:49] the entire website's history that were ever even active, and even then, there didn't

[05:23:53] seem to be a way to actually purchase them. The send-aid of 1969 was either some sort of

[05:23:59] glitch, or it was intentionally set that way, as the year just so happens to be yet another

[05:24:03] sexual innuendo.

[05:24:05] So what should prove the company's legitimacy actually only makes this company seem more

[05:24:10] suspicious.

[05:24:11] It was like they were trying to make it appear as if they were selling all these different

[05:24:14] things, yet in reality they were hardly offering anything, and what they were offering wasn't

[05:24:19] even available for purchase.

[05:24:21] This sent me on a hunt trying to find any sort of testimonials or reviews from any avilube

[05:24:25] customers, but strangely I couldn't find a single one. In fact the only proof that I could find that

[05:24:30] anyone actually used the service was an avilu patch that I found floating around on eBay,

[05:24:35] and the only reason that this is at all significant is that these badges were included

[05:24:39] in most of the offers on the website. But this isn't substantial in any way shape or form,

[05:24:44] it's clear that the seller was actually a customer and was instead a patch collector and

[05:24:48] must have somehow obtained it. Making me question if anyone actually ever bought something from this

[05:24:53] website, and if this whole marketplace was really just a ploy, which takes us back to

[05:24:58] that lingering period.

[05:25:01] Just like the Abilip channel, the website featured these deal attendants, and just like

[05:25:05] the channel, they seemed to be the primary focus.

[05:25:08] Their involvement was plastered all over the website, with the whole business model appearing

[05:25:12] to hinge on their involvement, which the site was not afraid to outwardly admit.

[05:25:16] What is the first thing you look for on our deal pages?

[05:25:18] We understand.

[05:25:19] Go ahead, check out our deal attendance.

[05:25:21] They sure are stunning.

[05:25:23] Feel free to ask in the glory of your win, and be the envy of your friends.

[05:25:37] After all, not everyone gets to brag about video chatting with supermodels.

[05:25:42] The process of voting for the best deal attendant was something that they heavily pushed, going

[05:25:46] as far as to reward one voter each week with the aforementioned private video call.

[05:25:50] When discussing these calls, they not so subtly hinted that they weren't just ordinary video chats.

[05:25:55] Rating, you will be talking to real successful fashion models, with exciting backgrounds.

[05:26:01] Many are big aviation fans, so you will have a lot to talk about.

[05:26:04] I don't know anything about aviation.

[05:26:06] Vote. Win. Chat. You never know.

[05:26:10] The allusion to sex was way more prevalent on the site than even on the channel,

[05:26:14] with this line seeming to hint that winning these video calls could entail some sort of sexual encounter with the deal attendant.

[05:26:20] which only seems to bolster this theory even more.

[05:26:23] But unlike the channel, here we're at least given a bit more context as to why these women or

[05:26:27] deal attendants are being used, and according to the site, it wasn't as sinister as it seems.

[05:26:33] Under the business section, which is used as an FAQ for companies wanting to promote their deals on

[05:26:38] Obbyloop, they wrote,

[05:26:39] What is the deal with deal attendance?

[05:26:41] As a business, you have the option to include a professional video of one of our stunning models

[05:26:45] on your deal page for a flat fee.

[05:26:47] She will deliver a 30 to 60 second message describing your promotion.

[05:26:51] Our deal attendants are real professional models who work for high-end clients.

[05:26:55] Why should I include a deal attendant?

[05:26:56] Although our promotions get a lot of exposure,

[05:26:58] adding a deal attendant has the potential of making it viral on social media sites.

[05:27:03] Promotions that include a video tend to be extra successful.

[05:27:06] There's a lot to unpack here.

[05:27:08] For starters, this explains how AviLoop makes their money.

[05:27:11] They're basically charging companies to run ads using these deal attendants.

[05:27:14] and the videos on their channel are examples of what these ads would look like.

[05:27:18] Though calling them professional is extremely generous,

[05:27:21] and I can't imagine any companies actually wanting to use the service.

[05:27:25] I mean, given that these are the only things shared, I don't think many, if any, actually did.

[05:27:30] But in this explanation, Avi Lukas all but admitted to using these deal

[05:27:33] attendance to rope people into visiting their website,

[05:27:36] over-sexualizing them to lure in perverted internet users,

[05:27:39] giving them false hope that they'd be able to interact with these women and maybe even sleep with them.

[05:27:44] and in exchange, these users keep coming back to the site under this false hope, which may

[05:27:49] be could lead to them purchasing something.

[05:27:52] It's an insane business model, and one that really doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

[05:27:56] I mean they're claiming that this is a service for professionals and real aviation fans,

[05:28:00] for the primary reason of making our skies safer, yet they aren't actually offering anything

[05:28:04] but the prospect of talking to women.

[05:28:07] These women are the main and really only dropped service, and even the deals that they did

[05:28:11] list seem to contradict the primary goal of this company.

[05:28:14] I mean, how would a trip to the museum help with aviation safety, and how would a temporary

[05:28:18] tattoo help with that either?

[05:28:20] And on the topic of these tattoos, they're also extremely sexual in nature.

[05:28:24] They were meant to mimic pilot stripes and be put on your shirtless shoulders, with a

[05:28:28] package reading, when a uniform just won't do, and the description adding all sorts of

[05:28:33] innuendos.

[05:28:34] And this is a good time to point out just how strange the writing is across the entire

[05:28:39] website, as here they write,

[05:28:41] What better way to thank a pilot than by saying,

[05:28:43] Captain, you deserve to have your epilates tattooed.

[05:28:46] We wish someone had these on board of the miracle

[05:28:48] on the Hudson flight.

[05:28:49] Just imagine the look on the pilot's face

[05:28:51] if someone handed these to him.

[05:28:52] So why not keep a pair in your wallet

[05:28:54] and thank the Stully in your life for the next flight?

[05:28:56] Every safe landing deserves recognition

[05:28:58] and this gift is sure to make their day.

[05:29:01] Everything is written like this.

[05:29:02] It's not only sexual, it's also nonsensical.

[05:29:05] It feels like it was written by AI

[05:29:07] at a time when AI wasn't even a thing.

[05:29:09] Everything about Avi Luke feels wrong. The lack of any tangible goods and services, the overly convoluted business structure, and the lack of any public customers just makes this company appear so...

[05:29:21] Or is this non-English music?

[05:29:22] But that doesn't inherently mean that they were actually involved in pornography or prostitution. I mean despite all these innuendos, there is no direct mention of the sale of sex anywhere on the website from what I could see.

[05:29:33] And unfortunately, much of the website is lost to time, as in 2016, the site would go down, replaced by another random URL,

[05:29:40] making it impossible to know what this platform was actually like for those who signed up for it.

[05:29:44] What were they actually being offered? What were they discussing amongst themselves?

[05:29:48] I mean, it's all the S-word that is those.

[05:29:51] It's all unknown, as what I've shown is pretty much all I was able to salvage from the wayback machine.

[05:29:56] However, AVI Loop didn't stay down forever.

[05:30:00] In 2019, Avilupe.com reemerged, only this time it looked very different.

[05:30:06] Gone were the deals, the business model, and most importantly the deal attendance,

[05:30:10] and in its place was what looked to be a generic template website.

[05:30:13] They still claimed to offer some of their services, but they were now left even more

[05:30:17] large. And there was no attempt to even make it look like you could purchase anything.

[05:30:21] Even the innuendos were gone. It was quite literally as bare bones as it gets.

[05:30:25] It comes across like a sham website, void of any notable information.

[05:30:30] With one exception, there was a single new addition to the site, as at the very bottom

[05:30:36] you could find a short bio, not of a deal attendant, but of a legitimate pilot, named

[05:30:40] Nadia Marenko, the creator of Avilup.

[05:30:46] This revelation is huge as Nadia Marenko was a well-known and extremely successful pilot,

[05:30:51] which makes Avilup all the more confusing, as you would think that her involvement in

[05:30:54] the company would help legitimize it, and make it seem more likely that Avilup was a

[05:30:58] real company after all, but instead, it actually did the exact opposite, as her involvement

[05:31:04] plunges this mystery into a whole new depth.

[05:31:07] A depth far darker than we've yet to discuss.

[05:31:15] Born in Czechoslovakia in 1986, Nanya dedicated her younger years to modeling, landing multiple

[05:31:21] high profile roles in her country, and by the age of just 15, these roles led to her being

[05:31:26] moved to the United States to help continue this budding career.

[05:31:30] But by 20, her interest had shifted to a different kind of runway.

[05:31:33] She became obsessed with flying and had a natural talent for it too, quickly rising

[05:31:37] through the ranks and gaining certifications faster than most others could at that age.

[05:31:42] By 25, she was considered extremely accomplished for someone so young, and her resume would

[05:31:46] soon reach a wider audience which began leveraging social media.

[05:32:03] She posted videos under the alias Gulfstream Girl and eventually Global Girl, where she

[05:32:07] marketed herself as a supermodel turned pilot, which worked to the tune of millions of views.

[05:32:13] Maranco was a star in the aviation world and on social media too, and it was during the height of

[05:32:18] the success that she started Avilube. It clearly wasn't meant to be some big secret either, she

[05:32:24] actively promoted it on numerous occasions, doing interviews on podcasts and even taking it to a

[05:32:29] trade show. If this was a front for something nefarious, she was doing a bad job of keeping it

[05:32:34] discreet, which seems to back up our first theory, and it would be very easy to settle on that theory

[05:32:40] and just call it a day. Had being a model and a pilot, then all that Nadia was known for.

[05:32:48] You see, there was something that she was hiding from her audience,

[05:32:51] a secret in the form of a bond with one man whom she was working closely with at the time

[05:32:56] that Avi Loop was launched. A man by the name...

[05:32:59] Wait, actually.

[05:33:07] Of Jeffrey Epstein.

[05:33:11] Jeffrey Epstein has been arrested on new sex trafficking charges.

[05:33:15] Charges of soliciting and procuring minors for prostitution.

[05:33:18] He was involved in trafficking young women and children over to little St. James.

[05:33:27] In case you're somehow unaware, Jeffrey Epstein is the most prolific pedophile and human trafficker

[05:33:33] maybe of all time.

[05:33:35] He carried out a large-scale human trafficking operation, bringing children to his private

[05:33:39] island that he and other elites exploited in horrific ways.

[05:33:42] It's one of the biggest news stories of my lifetime, and over the past years there's

[05:33:46] been so much talk surrounding the acquaintances of Epstein, who is connected with him, and

[05:33:50] how close were they?

[05:33:51] But of all these people in Epstein's circle, few, if any, were closer to him.

[05:33:57] than Nadia Marenko.

[05:33:59] It's a difficult subject to discuss, but Nadia is considered one of Epstein's victims.

[05:34:03] He found her through her modeling job when she was just a teenager, and she didn't just come to the United States for work.

[05:34:09] Epstein himself brought her after allegedly purchasing her from her father.

[05:34:14] What followed was Nadia becoming his self-described sex slave.

[05:34:19] It's a horrible and unimaginable fate,

[05:34:22] But while Nadia appeared to have been a victim of Epstein, that wasn't all she was, as after

[05:34:27] becoming an adult, she also became Epstein's accomplice.

[05:34:35] When Epstein was first investigated by the FBI back in the 2000s, many of his victims

[05:34:39] came forward and claimed that Nadia was not only present for their abuse, but she was

[05:34:43] a willing participant, there to satisfy Epstein's criminal sexual desires by, on occasion, directly

[05:34:50] participating in s-

[05:34:52] s-

[05:34:52] and prostitution of the minor girls.

[05:34:55] Now Epstein was eventually given a sweetheart deal for these crimes in 2008,

[05:34:59] which led to him serving just 13 months in prison.

[05:35:01] And as part of that deal,

[05:35:03] Nadia was given complete immunity,

[05:35:04] meaning she never faced any sort of free percussions for her use of children.

[05:35:08] Uh?

[05:35:08] But despite being a free woman by the time that Epstein was thrown in jail,

[05:35:12] she stood by a side,

[05:35:13] living in his New York City home,

[05:35:15] waiting for his release.

[05:35:17] And while he was behind bars,

[05:35:18] Nadia would visit him roughly 70 times. These two were deeply connected, even well after she was

[05:35:26] his slave, with Nadia even making a scrapbook for Epstein, which is just so terrifying that I had to

[05:35:33] at least mention it in this video. Um, yo, why could she not have been running the business the whole

[05:35:39] time? Like... So how can they visit 70 times like that? It would be several years later in 2012,

[05:35:47] A time when Nadia had long since left Epstein's home and his control, that Nadia would rejoin his operation, this time with a brand-new role.

[05:35:56] She became one of Epstein's pilots, taking victims and perpetrators alike to and from the island.

[05:36:03] On the plane they dubbed the Lolita Express.

[05:36:06] Yo, really?

[05:36:07] What happened on the Lolita Express?

[05:36:09] Everything that happened on the Lolita Express and his other planes was the same thing that happened in his bedrooms and the massage rooms.

[05:36:17] They've used to not stop because we're in the air.

[05:36:20] Jeffrey couldn't take a two-hour flight without having to ejaculate.

[05:36:23] Like, that's how sick this man was.

[05:36:28] Nadia Marengo was directly trafficking children for Epstein,

[05:36:31] and she was doing this in 2012,

[05:36:34] mere months after she started Avilup,

[05:36:37] which brings us to our third and most upsetting theory.

[05:36:40] That Avilup wasn't a cover for prostitution,

[05:36:44] but rather a front for child trafficking

[05:36:47] and p-billia.

[05:36:49] Not his involvement alone and the timing of the company's launch

[05:36:51] mixed with all the innuendos, the red flags,

[05:36:54] it all starts to make sense.

[05:36:56] And it's made even more disturbing when you look at the videos they posted on YouTube.

[05:37:00] As one thing I failed to mention so far

[05:37:02] is just how young these deal attendants look.

[05:37:05] There's obviously no way to conclusively determine their age from the footage,

[05:37:08] but some believe that they look to be teenagers

[05:37:11] and maybe even underaged,

[05:37:13] which would make sense for this theory

[05:37:15] as the deal attendance wouldn't be prostitutes, but rather child victims.

[05:37:19] Okay, how many others do you?

[05:37:21] It's a theory.

[05:37:23] Like, at least the ones that you just showed, that one was the younger one, but the other

[05:37:28] guy was like 20 something, no?

[05:37:29] That has to be considered.

[05:37:30] I mean, as crazy as it seems, Avi Loop was quite literally founded and run by a child's

[05:37:35] trafficker, who was actively trafficking children when the company started.

[05:37:39] And Nadia wasn't the only sketchy character involved in the site behind the scenes.

[05:37:43] Epstein himself was as well

[05:37:45] The two frequently emailed each other and in multiple instances

[05:37:49] Avi Loop was discussed with Epstein frequently giving her advice in one email

[05:37:53] He wrote to her website is cool mix of porn group on and flying the marketing campaign could be buy with us

[05:37:59] We give a flying wall

[05:38:03] Hold on bring back the two frequently emailed each other and in multiple instances Avi Loop was discussed with Epstein frequently giving her advice

[05:38:11] advice. In one email he wrote to her, website is cool because porn, groupon, and flying.

[05:38:17] The marketing campaign could be, buy with us, we give a flying fuck. It's mentionative

[05:38:22] porn here is just more confirmation that Avalupe wasn't just an aviation company, but this

[05:38:26] also shows that Epstein was helping with the company, and he wasn't just doing this through

[05:38:30] friendly advice. Throughout his emails you can also find dozens of receipts from transactions

[05:38:36] with Avalu, totaling hundreds of thousands of dollars of payments sent directly to the

[05:38:41] company.

[05:38:42] Avalu, totaling hundreds of thousands of dollars of payments sent directly to the company.

[05:38:52] Jeffrey Epstein was an investor in Avalu and a big one too, and he seemed to believe in

[05:38:58] the service so much that he even appeared to use it himself as emails show him inquiring

[05:39:03] about booking flights to the company.

[05:39:05] that I have with how, like, couldn't they just go look at the accounts and look at the,

[05:39:12] like, chat, the one thing you can't stop is the paper trail of the money.

[05:39:16] Couldn't they track down who sent money and who were saving it from this shit and then

[05:39:21] find other perpetrators and buy, like, no, how come they haven't jailed any of the buyers

[05:39:29] of this shit?

[05:39:30] company

[05:39:32] Even offered to help Epstein through Avi loop writing is there anything I can do for you

[05:39:37] I can find a deal through Avi loop on anything you want airplanes helicopters cheapest charters discounted fuel or a new model

[05:39:45] assistant

[05:39:46] She's not a offering Jeffrey Epstein a model through Avi loop, which more than hints at this

[05:39:52] I mean, they're clearly doing some sort of code word and shit, no?

[05:39:59] Theory be impossible.

[05:40:00] I mean, she spells it out.

[05:40:02] And if they were in fact trafficking children through the service, this could give us a

[05:40:06] blueprint to how they were able to get their victims.

[05:40:09] Maybe they were finding models and having them fly out under the assumption that modeling

[05:40:13] is all they would be doing.

[05:40:15] Maybe these videos were even their tryouts for their roles, which they did without even

[05:40:18] realizing what was to come.

[05:40:20] I mean, these women were referred to as models on the Avalupe website, and remember, modeling

[05:40:25] is exactly how Epstein found Nadia, and it's also how he found so many other victims, as

[05:40:31] he was known to use the modeling industry as a means of recruiting young and underaged

[05:40:35] women, offering them high paying jobs and potentially career making opportunities, in order to lure

[05:40:40] them in.

[05:40:42] So maybe this was all part of the operation, or maybe Nadia was simply taking a page from

[05:40:46] his book, and using the same style of entrapment that he used on her.

[05:40:51] It's so disturbing to even consider, and there's one more email that I believe is the most

[05:40:56] disturbing of all, that could allude to their alleged trafficking.

[05:40:59] An email with a subject line, Old Terry Coconuts.

[05:41:03] I ordered sweet young coconuts from Thailand for you and they just arrived.

[05:41:07] Very yummy.

[05:41:08] I was going to ship them to you in Paris, but I hear you are coming back, so I will send

[05:41:11] them to 71st with Sarah.

[05:41:13] so you don't have to drink juices from old hairy things.

[05:41:19] Epstein was notorious for using code words in his messages.

[05:41:23] It's not hard to see what Nadia may have meant

[05:41:25] by his sweet young coconuts.

[05:41:27] So was it a joke or was it a coded message?

[05:41:30] It's hard to say, but this email was sent

[05:41:32] on November 13th, 2011,

[05:41:35] just two months after the launch of Avalupe.

[05:41:37] Welcome to Abilupe, your collective fine website for anything aviation.

[05:41:46] People that deny that they stick in code like Disney are, uh, is that what Disney said?

[05:41:54] So what was Abilupe?

[05:41:55] Well to the state, we still don't have a true answer, but everyone has their theories and

[05:42:00] most of them are not good.

[05:42:02] Many legitimately believe that Abilupe was a front for child trafficking, and I can see

[05:42:06] why.

[05:42:07] and the strange material on the website and the channel make this impossible to write off as just

[05:42:11] some crazy conspiracy theory. And if this theory were to be believed, it makes the Abilupe YouTube

[05:42:16] channel that much more disturbing, as these videos would be advertisements for a human

[05:42:21] trafficking service that potentially included the victims as the stars. It's also possible that this

[05:42:28] was a hub for prostitution, and while sex work doesn't always mean human trafficking, just given

[05:42:33] Even the players involved, that would definitely still be a concern.

[05:42:52] There's also still the possibility that AviLoop was secretly a porn website.

[05:42:56] Like Epstein seemed to suggest in his email, with this content perhaps occurring on those

[05:43:00] one-on-one video calls.

[05:43:02] And there was one email that I found that was sent from Epstein's assistant, Story Cowles,

[05:43:06] that makes this feel even more believable, as Epstein asks him what he was up to, to

[05:43:11] which Story responds,

[05:43:12] Just playing online at Avaloop.

[05:43:15] Porn rain.

[05:43:16] Love it.

[05:43:17] Love it.

[05:43:18] The way these people communicate is just so weird and hard to decipher, but playing online

[05:43:23] at Avaloop certainly seems to suggest that this wasn't just a typical Daily Deals website.

[05:43:28] And if Porn really was the draw, I think given the secrecy of it and the people connected

[05:43:32] I would still be very concerned about where they were getting these actresses, if they

[05:43:36] weren't even of age.

[05:43:38] I mean it is a lot of effort and they have drawings and shit on the website and a lot

[05:43:42] of animation and a lot of structure for like if it was part of 80 views, 60 views, it would

[05:43:49] be done.

[05:43:50] I would still be very concerned about where they were getting these actresses and if they

[05:43:53] were even of age.

[05:43:55] Nadia's legal team has pushed back on his theories claiming she was merely an abstinence

[05:43:59] victim and nothing more, and someone who allegedly worked at Avaloop claimed that the ad campaign

[05:44:03] was merely meant to be provocative. And that's all. But this just feels so hard to believe.

[05:44:09] And regardless of which, if any of these theories are true, it seems so obvious to me that Avaloop

[05:44:13] was never meant to just be a normal company. I even question if perhaps Nadia had created

[05:44:18] Avaloop as a fake website, which Epstein could then funnel money into in order to make it look

[05:44:22] like Nadia was earning legitimate income. Something that she needed to prove in order to get her

[05:44:26] US visa, which her emails to Epstein show she was clearly struggling with.

[05:44:30] And she seemed to allude to this at least being part of her...

[05:44:33] Umm...

[05:44:34] Which her emails to Epstein show she was clearly struggling...

[05:44:39] That makes sense, but...

[05:44:41] And she seemed to allude to this at least being part of her reasoning for creating Hobby

[05:44:45] Loop in the first place, and part of the reason why she was asking Epstein for money.

[05:44:49] And ultimately, the only way she ended up getting that visa was through a deal that she

[05:44:52] made with the FBI that involved her informing them on Epstein's crimes.

[05:44:57] Her work directly helped Lee to his 2019 arrest and his ultimate death inside his jail cell

[05:45:02] that same year.

[05:45:03] And it was around the same time that Avi Loup went back online with its-

[05:45:07] See, this is the phone that I have with like plea deals and deals that they make it with

[05:45:11] people.

[05:45:12] Like, they catch the boogeyman, the one guy, right?

[05:45:16] And then they have to give deals to a bunch of other players, a bunch of other people

[05:45:20] that done, that didn't, all this shit, right?

[05:45:23] A bunch of them to get one guide, like, bro,

[05:45:26] at what point the public deserves better trade offs?

[05:45:29] The public deserves better trades, it's a shit trade,

[05:45:33] it's trash.

[05:45:34] It's fresh, scrubbed, look,

[05:45:35] void of anything even close to being sexual.

[05:45:38] And since then, it's never been updated again.

[05:45:40] And there's hardly been any updates

[05:45:42] from Nadia herself either.

[05:45:44] She made a brief appearance in a 2019 YouTube video

[05:45:46] where she pulled a prank on a flying instructor,

[05:45:49] acting as an inexperienced student,

[05:45:50] only to surprise the instructor with how skilled she was, with Nadia going as far as to dress as a child.

[05:45:57] But since then, her trail goes pretty much cold, and once the Epstein file started releasing around 2024, she disappeared from a public eye.

[05:46:05] Bizarrely, from that point on, the only trace of her seems to have come from images and videos from a monastery, which she seems to have joined.

[05:46:14] Nani Ameriko's work with the FBI and the immunity that she was given all those years

[05:46:17] ago makes it feel unlikely that she'll ever be prosecuting, or even investigated for

[05:46:22] whatever this whole operation was.

[05:46:25] The reality though is that we don't know the full truth about Abilu, and it's involved

[05:46:28] in one of the most twisted and deep rabbit holes in human history.

[05:46:32] A rabbit hole filled with so many layers and cover-ups and corruption that I just hope

[05:46:36] that somewhere within all of it, we can eventually find an answer to the question, what was Abilu?

[05:46:43] And until then, it will remain one of the darkest mysteries.

[05:46:46] I mean, these things, but you've gotten dry.

[05:46:47] I mean, if the whole point was to make, okay, Jack, the problem I have with this channel

[05:46:53] and not with the suspect is that the theories that he presents a lot of times are, oh, it

[05:46:57] could be that, right?

[05:46:59] Like aren't fully like, don't resonate with all the information that they have.

[05:47:04] Now, here's why I say this.

[05:47:06] He says, oh, yeah, maybe it's a front for the views that, okay, true, makes sense.

[05:47:10] That could be true.

[05:47:11] But why would they make all the sexual shit and all the whatever all the innuendos and and the bug that was like for the full dog shit if that was the front

[05:47:18] They could make a way better job at doing a front for a visa if the visa was the actual goal of it

[05:47:23] So they said so that so that theory kind of starts cooking and it dies easily like freeze not only on YouTube

[05:47:29] But across the entire internet a bunch of them are like that

[05:47:35] Hey guys, I actually have a super last-minute update here

[05:47:38] I'd completely finished this video, but there was something that was still bothering me.

[05:47:42] The question of who were these deal attendants?

[05:47:44] I initially tried looking for information that could give us an ID, but everything was

[05:47:47] just wild speculation.

[05:47:49] But I decided to give it one last look, and I'm glad that I did because I actually think

[05:47:53] I identified two of them.

[05:47:54] I found an article that reported one of them as being a woman named Shannon Cusack, which

[05:47:59] explained that Shannon was actually a friend and maybe even roommate of Nadia at the time

[05:48:03] that she was starting up Obbyloo.

[05:48:04] And at the time of filming this ad, she was actually in her mid-20s.

[05:48:08] It seems like she might have just been helping Nadia out at the time with this.

[05:48:11] She even listed the job on her LinkedIn, supposedly.

[05:48:14] Though it's now since been removed.

[05:48:17] The other deal attendant Ben had found out she-

[05:48:20] And it was actually thanks to a YouTube comment.

[05:48:22] And what's interesting about her was that she was a model,

[05:48:24] but she was also in her mid-20s around the time of filming this.

[05:48:27] And based on her blog, she continued to have a normal modeling career and seemingly normal life

[05:48:32] after her time working with Avilu, before she sadly passed away from cancer.

[05:48:36] And from what I've seen, there isn't much to hint that she was ever a victim of anything Epstein related.

[05:48:40] This is huge because a lot of people were falsely claiming that this girl was Ashley Martinez,

[05:48:45] a missing girl whose family is still searching for her to this day.

[05:48:48] But this doesn't appear to be the case.

[05:48:50] The only deal attendant that I wasn't able to ID was Claire, who does happen to look the youngest,

[05:48:55] but knowing now that these other women were of age,

[05:48:58] I feel more inclined to believe that maybe the women shown on the channel weren't actually victims of the operation or at the very least

[05:49:04] They weren't children but obviously I can't say this for certain and that's not to say that that wasn't happening behind the scenes

[05:49:09] So what's up with the screen? It just adds another layer to this mystery

[05:49:16] Also also if they filmed and there's a scream and the person that is in the video

[05:49:21] noticed it because they didn't notice it. Why did they still edit it and post it?

[05:49:26] It's like fucking stupid. Like a lot of these components just annoy me. Like, I'd be like,

[05:49:33] oh, but it's not like it's some big budget like long scene. Well, it took 10 seconds to film this shit.

[05:49:38] Right? So if I say, hey guys, there we're gonna, and I go, uh, guess we gotta post this one.

[05:49:46] Guys, well, sucks, I sent it to the editor.

[05:49:51] This is the one on the living channel.

[05:49:53] Like, you know what I mean?

[05:49:54] Like, it's just like, why?

[05:49:56] It's just so, it's just dumb.

[05:49:58] Like, it's just, I agree with anything else.

[05:50:10] I don't get it, I don't get it.

[05:50:16] I think a lot of these nameshakes could be cross referenced with the lists, no?

[05:50:24] Or the docs.

[05:50:25] I'm sure we've already did all this shit.

[05:50:28] They run doing AI and they just, every name or word, it's something in some of these things

[05:50:34] they'll just fucking send it so that there's a match or a cross.

[05:50:40] So those are the Alex Jones called it six years prior, is that true or false?

[05:50:45] I spent two years

[05:50:50] So what was that mean?

[05:50:59] I was looking at something a minute ago

[05:51:03] Fuck

[05:51:05] I was looking at something and I forgot what it was

[05:51:09] I'm um um um um um

[05:51:11] What is this June 10

[05:51:19] I don't know if I'll watch this or not.

[05:51:27] Anyway, um, President who, Tyler, Olivera, whatever.

[05:51:32] His videos are kind of baby's.

[05:51:35] They say, I'm gonna keep it in bulk with you.

[05:51:37] It's just kind of bait.

[05:51:40] Okay, um these three less baits I was gonna okay with the angle of it, but yeah

[05:51:50] I will pick a gang of scammers in London, England.

[05:52:20] Why are you shooting me?

[05:52:22] Scammer, you!

[05:52:23] Yes, you!

[05:52:26] That's a scammer giving me a taste of my own medicine.

[05:52:30] All began 48 hours ago when I met up with London's number one pickpocket hunter.

[05:52:35] Diego, aka Pickpocket London.

[05:52:37] No coming here to steal in people, yeah?

[05:52:39] Why you here to steal in people, yeah?

[05:52:41] You here again? Stealing, what the fuck?

[05:52:43] Because once they are covered by paint, by a red paint, they don't have how to steal anymore.

[05:52:47] You brought me a gift?

[05:52:51] Yeah, it's gold on the under, actually.

[05:52:52] The iconic red spray paint.

[05:52:55] This is criminal identifier?

[05:52:56] Exactly.

[05:52:57] And this is legal to spray right in their mouth?

[05:52:59] Depends on the situation's legal.

[05:53:01] The situation's that we explore is legal.

[05:53:03] And if things get shycy, we have?

[05:53:05] Right.

[05:53:06] And?

[05:53:07] Shune.

[05:53:08] Two professional bodyguards, just in case things get dicey.

[05:53:12] Our story begins when Diego spotted a gang of cup and ball

[05:53:16] scammers, swindling tourists on the Westminster Bridge. The scam is simple. If you pick the

[05:53:21] cup where the ball is under, you win. But the Game Master and this entire crowd is actually

[05:53:27] part of the same gang. They're to show tourists walking by how easy it is to win. And then

[05:53:32] when you play, the ball is hidden in the Game Master's hand and impossible to win.

[05:53:37] So the group is going to be in the middle of the bridge.

[05:53:39] Get out of here.

[05:53:43] Commerce.

[05:53:44] Commerce.

[05:53:45] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:53:46] Our game now.

[05:53:47] Our game now.

[05:53:48] Get out, ya.

[05:53:49] What are you?

[05:53:50] Which ones?

[05:53:51] This one?

[05:53:52] Where, where, where?

[05:53:53] This one.

[05:53:54] Is this you?

[05:53:55] Is this you?

[05:53:56] No, it's not.

[05:53:57] But don't be fooled.

[05:53:58] This is literally the cup shuffler himself.

[05:54:00] Amidst the chaos, these rats try to blend into the crowd and it often works.

[05:54:04] Right here, right here.

[05:54:05] This one right here.

[05:54:06] That's my over here. We're gonna miss the right here

[05:54:21] He's getting a hit by a car

[05:54:53] Where's the guy running?

[05:54:55] All right, we gotta keep looking.

[05:54:57] We got his stuff. We got his goods.

[05:54:59] Anyone see a guy running with a red jacket?

[05:55:01] Ah, I see. They know the escape routes.

[05:55:03] That's what I've learned. These guys are so bold, though.

[05:55:05] They probably just respond.

[05:55:07] Diego led me to the spot.

[05:55:09] He says these rats are known to hide after being caught red-handed.

[05:55:11] Diego recognized one of their veteran spotters.

[05:55:14] Sport to us, you know?

[05:55:16] Yeah, these are teeth, yeah.

[05:55:18] Yeah, you trick the people here in the bridge.

[05:55:20] You, where is your group now?

[05:55:22] You get the police we need the police

[05:55:33] Are you gonna send the justice yeah

[05:55:39] Don't spit don't spit near little kids he's hacking up a loogie to you

[05:55:52] Jack is that Europe tourism would actually be like

[05:55:57] 80% better without all the scammers generally like it. It's such a big industry

[05:56:10] They spend so much money on advertising for tourism

[05:56:14] When they could just offer people a better result by regulating and fucking

[05:56:19] enforcing the laws with scammers

[05:56:21] Like

[05:56:24] Compared to marketing what is he want us to go? What does he want us to go? You know him as you know friend

[05:56:28] I spread myself

[05:56:33] How long have you known him for years years so he's an old face. Yeah, he's no face. You want to spray him like a painting?

[05:56:40] No more stealing no more stealing

[05:56:44] Fuck it

[05:56:46] YEEEH FUCK IT!

[05:56:48] The only scammers who say they have a degree, too.

[05:56:50] Nope. Is it that?

[05:56:51] Yeah. You're getting those for us.

[05:56:55] You got it. Get out of here. No more stealing.

[05:56:57] Talk as much as you may about these thieves. They never give up.

[05:57:00] Nah, they never give up.

[05:57:02] But I won't stop until the whole gang is painted red with my 100% legal criminal identifier spray.

[05:57:09] Meanwhile, having stolen the cup and ball game from the scammers themselves,

[05:57:13] themselves, Diego received the tip that a Chilean pick pocket couple was on the loose

[05:57:18] stealing bags from innocent people.

[05:57:20] Is this all a bag?

[05:57:21] Yeah, I think it's two here.

[05:57:22] Chileans?

[05:57:23] Yeah.

[05:57:24] Diego is going through his sources right now.

[05:57:25] He says two Chileans just stole a bag.

[05:57:26] We're going to intercept them.

[05:57:28] Diego is constantly receiving feedback from the local community.

[05:57:31] Yeah, two Chileans.

[05:57:32] He's trying to sell from one of your sources.

[05:57:33] Yeah, this is from now.

[05:57:35] But last week, they did another victim, but someone had the handle, you know?

[05:57:40] Now, this one is from one week ago.

[05:57:41] I don't think anybody is defending scammers, it's like we will do like the anti-like scouting

[05:57:45] like the scuffs thing operation on people and it's like dude.

[05:57:51] So now if we spot them on the street, you can do like some pseudo-like scouting, get your

[05:57:55] map, isn't it?

[05:57:56] Like and you know what they look like.

[05:57:58] But at one point, the slider, the equivalency goes too far, just to emphasize Diego's insane

[05:58:05] memory of countless pickpockets faces and just how many of them are active on any given

[05:58:10] While I was using the toilet, Diego spotted a different South American pick bucket couple

[05:58:16] he recognized as they suspiciously eyed an Asian Theran.

[05:58:19] You can do it back.

[05:58:20] The life of your lover.

[05:58:21] These two individuals are well known in central London, a couple who have been operating for

[05:58:24] years using the same method every time, distraction, quick approach, and within seconds your belongings

[05:58:29] are gone.

[05:58:30] They've been spotted multiple times in busy areas across the city, especially around shops

[05:58:34] and tourist hotspots.

[05:58:35] On one occasion he was caught red handed inside Primark stealing a phone directly from a customer.

[05:58:39] If they work together in coordination, one distracts while the other carries out the

[05:58:42] theft.

[05:58:43] If you're in central London, stay alert.

[05:58:44] Take a good look at these faces.

[05:58:46] Be careful guys, you have two pickpockets here.

[05:58:50] They were starting to take off.

[05:58:52] Run, under your word?

[05:58:54] We ran into you in the wild.

[05:59:00] You've joined the hunt with us.

[05:59:01] Are you ready?

[05:59:02] We've joined the hunt and we've spotted two pickpockets.

[05:59:03] Okay, lead the way.

[05:59:04] No stealing today, yeah?

[05:59:05] No stealing today.

[05:59:06] Pickpockets.

[05:59:07] My kokmin is dealing today.

[05:59:08] Pick buckets.

[05:59:09] Pick buckets!

[05:59:10] Pick baggps!

[05:59:13] Pick bucket!

[05:59:16] Pick bucket!

[05:59:18] Jesus.

[05:59:19] Pick bucket?!

[05:59:21] Pick bucket!

[05:59:24] Pick bucket!

[05:59:25] Pick bucket!

[05:59:30] Get an end to this, kid.

[05:59:31] Pick bucket!

[05:59:33] Pick bucket!

[05:59:35] these professional thieves were playing dumb

[05:59:37] and wouldn't wait for the police.

[05:59:39] This way.

[05:59:42] Stay here, stay here.

[05:59:43] Stay here, stay here.

[05:59:45] You must try to accept your detainees.

[05:59:46] Stay here.

[05:59:47] Stay here.

[05:59:48] Wait for it.

[05:59:50] We wait here for the police.

[05:59:51] Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.

[05:59:52] Just stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.

[05:59:55] Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.

[05:59:59] Oh my goodness.

[06:00:01] Luckily, a bystander stepped in

[06:00:03] and restrained the thief trying to escape.

[06:00:05] Big bucket!

[06:00:07] While his girlfriend began to run.

[06:00:11] Nothing, it's crazy.

[06:00:12] Yeah, crazy.

[06:00:13] Let's return there.

[06:00:15] Come here.

[06:00:16] Big bucket!

[06:00:18] Big bucket!

[06:00:19] You're going to come for the police.

[06:00:20] We have two rats right here.

[06:00:24] Everyone, calm down.

[06:00:26] One knock out, one knock out, one knock out,

[06:00:27] do I just have to get him to the top floor?

[06:00:29] Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax.

[06:00:33] Big bucket, relax.

[06:00:35] Go to the floor.

[06:00:36] Everyone relax, relax.

[06:00:39] You're not believed.

[06:00:40] No more big bucketing.

[06:00:43] No more big bucketing.

[06:00:44] Guys, just relax, relax.

[06:00:47] Relax, relax.

[06:00:50] Relax.

[06:00:51] Just relax, we're waiting for the authorities.

[06:00:53] All right, don't talk them out now, don't kill again.

[06:00:55] Hey, you work in La Polla, the grassy area.

[06:00:58] Me work, me work, me work.

[06:01:00] You got him, you got him.

[06:01:01] Hey, relax, relax.

[06:01:02] I want to put a lot to do.

[06:01:03] Come down, relax.

[06:01:04] Okay, so a good sport to get out.

[06:01:06] Oh, my son.

[06:01:07] Yo!

[06:01:08] Yo!

[06:01:09] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[06:01:10] Relax, everyone, relax.

[06:01:11] Right.

[06:01:12] Relax, relax.

[06:01:13] No more stealing.

[06:01:15] No more stealing.

[06:01:16] Come back.

[06:01:17] Lady, why are you running?

[06:01:20] No more big bucketing.

[06:01:22] Big buckets!

[06:01:24] Big pockets!

[06:01:26] Hello, how are you?

[06:01:28] Ah, ah, ah.

[06:01:30] You know, I'm nothing.

[06:01:32] You know, I'm nothing.

[06:01:34] Hey, my bro, what's up?

[06:01:36] I'm here.

[06:01:38] Why don't we wait for the authorities?

[06:01:40] Big pockets!

[06:01:42] Miss, why are you still?

[06:01:44] Why are you still?

[06:01:46] Why are you still?

[06:01:48] Big pockets!

[06:01:50] She's a little slippery, eh?

[06:01:52] Hey, hey, come on now.

[06:01:54] Okay, just so she's identified,

[06:01:56] no more stealing, okay?

[06:01:58] I'm gonna show you some videos.

[06:02:00] I'm gonna show you.

[06:02:02] Call the police.

[06:02:04] Call the police.

[06:02:06] Call the police.

[06:02:08] Call the police.

[06:02:10] You are a criminal.

[06:02:12] You are a criminal.

[06:02:16] Pickpockets!

[06:02:18] Security, we got a pickpocket. Can you help?

[06:02:23] You want to get involved? Well, this is why the issues as bad as it is.

[06:02:27] Are you retiring for the night? What?

[06:02:30] Pickpocket! Buddy, buddy, buddy. Your security guard for a local business or whatever.

[06:02:35] It's not your job. Alright, the people stand with justice.

[06:02:40] How long have you been on the grind?

[06:02:45] She's gonna be in the face.

[06:02:47] Why are you leaving the face behind?

[06:02:49] Why are you leaving the face?

[06:02:55] I'm not running away from the fuck.

[06:02:57] I don't want to run away.

[06:02:58] You're a fucking knucklehead!

[06:03:00] You're not a fucking knucklehead!

[06:03:01] You're stupid!

[06:03:02] You're not a fucking knucklehead!

[06:03:03] You're walking in a fucking knucklehead!

[06:03:07] You're messing with me.

[06:03:08] You're a fucking bitch.

[06:03:09] I'm all crazy.

[06:03:11] I'm Latino, I'm fucking crazy.

[06:03:13] I'm Latino, I'm fucking crazy.

[06:03:14] Yeah, I'm Latino.

[06:03:16] Yeah, low kids use different paint colors.

[06:03:17] I feel like a lot of people might think it's bloodlust.

[06:03:19] I think they're like the victim of something,

[06:03:21] and it seems like they're going to go crazy.

[06:03:22] I'm fucking crazy.

[06:03:23] I'm actually going to receive.

[06:03:25] I'm Latino, I'm fucking crazy.

[06:03:26] No, you are a chief.

[06:03:27] You are a chief.

[06:03:28] You are a chief.

[06:03:29] You are a chief.

[06:03:30] You are a chief.

[06:03:31] You don't see her.

[06:03:32] I'm fucking crazy.

[06:03:33] I'm fucking crazy.

[06:03:34] Okay, well, you hit me in the face though.

[06:03:36] She's got me pretty good, but I'm a nice guy.

[06:03:38] Okay, well, why are you attacking me then?

[06:03:43] Just because you're not good at it doesn't mean you weren't trying.

[06:03:46] Whoa!

[06:03:48] So where's the police at?

[06:03:49] Be gone.

[06:03:50] Any double police?

[06:03:51] Big pockets!

[06:03:52] She's throwing some flying kicks though, I gotta say.

[06:03:54] Big pockets!

[06:03:55] Right here.

[06:03:56] The red woman.

[06:04:00] Oh, it is, it is.

[06:04:01] You're in one of them.

[06:04:02] She got me, she popped me.

[06:04:06] We love you too.

[06:04:07] How are you? How's it going guys? Have a great day. There's our men's. There they are.

[06:04:12] They're both dark. The couple, the pink bucket couple. The couple bonded over their newly painted faces.

[06:04:19] Sheer lack of shame and love of theft. The police were nowhere to be found.

[06:04:24] Get out of here!

[06:04:25] Get out of here!

[06:04:27] Take buckets!

[06:04:29] These two right here, they're on the run. We're getting the middle finger.

[06:04:31] She had those nice nails. Now they're painted red.

[06:04:33] Big pockets.

[06:04:34] Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[06:04:37] Fuck you, motherfucker!

[06:04:38] Don't you ever spit a nasty Lugia at me!

[06:04:40] Big pockets!

[06:04:42] Did she get me?

[06:04:43] Oh! He got me with the Lugia! Disgusting!

[06:04:46] I might have AIDS now.

[06:04:47] Hold on, hold on.

[06:04:48] The local str-

[06:04:49] Positive feedback.

[06:04:50] Not even being a hater, just positive feedback.

[06:04:52] What if- what if a-

[06:04:54] a phone did a hand, or somebody else on the phone, right?

[06:04:57] That showed that they- that they called it on the-

[06:04:59] on the line with the police.

[06:05:00] They showed that they don't show up.

[06:05:01] I mean, that's- that's even better.

[06:05:02] That's even better. You can show that you're not showing up and that that will have some sort of awareness and some sort of pushback against the police

[06:05:08] And then on our shaming ritual the thieves begin using trash as ammunition

[06:05:12] Big fuckins!

[06:05:14] I think I'm gonna sell the people on that

[06:05:16] Big fuckins! Big fuckins!

[06:05:22] Big fuckins!

[06:05:24] Please, you don't have time to find sprays.

[06:05:28] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[06:05:30] Watch out for it

[06:05:32] Oh, man.

[06:05:36] Oh, oh, oh, disgusting.

[06:05:39] He's using trash as a weaponry.

[06:05:40] With the police still nowhere in sight,

[06:05:42] Diego and Fred hopped on a bike to regroup with me

[06:05:45] after realizing I was with the two pickpockets.

[06:05:47] I sent a red bull.

[06:05:52] Come on, I love red bull.

[06:05:53] This is the modern day Romeo and Juliet.

[06:05:55] Pickpockets!

[06:05:59] What can he say?

[06:06:01] Ah, he keeps on a little pump fake.

[06:06:03] What is your problem, p***?

[06:06:05] Gorditan, Gordito!

[06:06:07] We're back up! Look, look, look!

[06:06:10] Our lights in shiny armor!

[06:06:12] Look, look, look, look!

[06:06:14] They ain't sure they love for one another despite all the challenges.

[06:06:19] It is a modern-day Romeo and Juliet.

[06:06:25] What is your problem?

[06:06:27] No more stealing!

[06:06:29] No more stealing, get out of here.

[06:06:36] Don't do it, don't do it.

[06:06:38] Just wait for the police.

[06:06:39] Ew.

[06:06:40] No, not that you sweet house.

[06:06:47] Hey, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, get off the bus, get off the bus.

[06:06:51] Yeah, stop, stop, stop.

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[06:07:10] Wait for the police!

[06:07:11] Stop, stop, Fred, stop, stop, restraint!

[06:07:14] Fred, stop, restraint!

[06:07:19] Wait for the police!

[06:07:20] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

[06:07:21] She's out of here.

[06:07:22] Come on, all right, the sandbag.

[06:07:24] This way, let him go, let him go.

[06:07:26] police are no longer to be found. Yes, Sam. Yeah, he was

[06:07:29] your guest up. Wow. That was very violence. She got her

[06:07:34] clippers out and started stabbing Fred and Fred did not hold

[06:07:38] back civilese. Listen, I don't condone violence against women,

[06:07:41] but, uh, wow. After a fight broke out between my security and

[06:07:45] these thieves, the police finally took them into custody. So we

[06:07:49] came back the next day, go to spot another pair of rats

[06:07:52] plotting a theft real quick before we hunt more pickpockets. I

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[06:08:00] to your political rally, we got people handing out

[06:08:02] smile stickers and tons of tourists.

[06:08:04] The bridge will be busy.

[06:08:07] It's still here, it's still here.

[06:08:12] What's your plan here today, bro?

[06:08:13] How are you guys doing?

[06:08:15] We got people here?

[06:08:16] Yeah, we're here to speak with people today.

[06:08:18] No?

[06:08:19] What's your plan here?

[06:08:20] We have some familiar faces.

[06:08:21] Ah.

[06:08:22] Diego, you know these guys?

[06:08:23] I know them.

[06:08:24] You can see today we're not even gonna be able to move.

[06:08:26] It's a perfect time for the new skate if they want it to.

[06:08:28] Hic Pockets!

[06:08:30] Hic Pockets!

[06:08:33] Are you gonna stop stealing?

[06:08:34] Yeah, man, I can't lie.

[06:08:35] You promise?

[06:08:36] Jesus.

[06:08:37] Look at me, guys, I promise.

[06:08:38] Don't leave me alone.

[06:08:39] You're gonna stop stealing today.

[06:08:41] Look at the camera and say it.

[06:08:42] You're gonna stop stealing?

[06:08:44] And you're gonna get a 9-5 at Test Go.

[06:08:46] Like a good boy?

[06:08:48] Okay.

[06:08:48] Hic Pockets!

[06:08:51] These two right here, tighten your purse, clutch your belt.

[06:08:54] pig pockets no no denial even no i'm not even a big part of just straight up absorbing the damage

[06:09:00] right here oh the white shoes the criminal identifier has been used the red shoes means he's a thief

[06:09:08] where are they headed pay your fare pay your fare okay he paid he paid for once in his life if he

[06:09:15] continues down this career path he will pay very dearly i suspect pig pockets right here he's two

[06:09:22] Yeah.

[06:09:27] Big bogey.

[06:09:29] It is avoidable.

[06:09:30] It is avoidable.

[06:09:33] No more stealing boys.

[06:09:35] Nine to five at Tesco.

[06:09:36] Okay.

[06:09:37] You promise me?

[06:09:38] Okay, let's go.

[06:09:39] Young man.

[06:09:40] He truly is an emotional statue, which I mean he is the

[06:09:44] making of a professional.

[06:09:45] You gotta say how many victims, how many wallets, you know,

[06:09:48] any mission of guilt.

[06:09:49] You feel bad for doing this or what?

[06:09:50] Now, now the public's getting in on this.

[06:09:53] All right.

[06:09:54] Big focus!

[06:09:56] With all due respect, there's additional seating back here.

[06:09:59] If you want to move people, these are two thieves right here.

[06:10:01] I would really suggest two thieves right here.

[06:10:03] Zip the wallets, tighten the purse.

[06:10:05] You don't want to be sitting next to these two fellas.

[06:10:07] No one likes this. No one likes getting stolen from.

[06:10:09] I'm not speaking London without your wallet.

[06:10:11] You know what I mean?

[06:10:12] I didn't mean to fling the camera at the same time, but I'm not alive.

[06:10:15] These are still emotionless thieves.

[06:10:17] How do you know who's who?

[06:10:18] who's who. I just know then you know like some faces they have like criminal

[06:10:22] face yeah sometimes I just like cross one person I say oh it's not like for

[06:10:28] me suspicious you know the way that they do the things like a body language

[06:10:32] body language this kind of stuff. Do you have an epidemic of pregnant women out

[06:10:35] here too? A lot of different skins you know. What's the most recent skin you've noticed?

[06:10:40] Usually the the gypsies once like Romanians, Bulgarians once. What do they

[06:10:45] typically steal wallets, phones, whatever they have opportunity, valuable things,

[06:10:49] I know they steal, but usually like luggage, wallet, mobile, computer.

[06:10:55] And has anyone ever tried to stab, shoot, or punch you?

[06:10:58] But just sometimes like mainly when you go for a man, you know,

[06:11:03] naturally they'll be more violent. Sure. They try to defend themselves.

[06:11:06] I see your eyes darting back and forth. What are you looking for right now?

[06:11:09] Mainly here, you know, it's a little bit crowded. Start to be more busy, you know,

[06:11:12] They probably are gonna finish it soon.

[06:11:14] And I noticed you were wearing...

[06:11:16] Can I show? Or is that a secret?

[06:11:17] I don't... don't... anybody that...

[06:11:19] You just know it's the same thing.

[06:11:20] You've seen that proof, hasn't it?

[06:11:21] Yeah.

[06:11:21] I think it's that serious out here.

[06:11:23] Okay, hold on. Hold on.

[06:11:24] There you go.

[06:11:25] Um, I'm dreaming of this and...

[06:11:26] I just like...

[06:11:27] His English isn't perfect either.

[06:11:29] You know what I mean?

[06:11:30] And... and...

[06:11:31] He might...

[06:11:31] He might look stuff to somebody.

[06:11:33] What if he applied his formula to him?

[06:11:35] You know what I mean?

[06:11:35] It's happened.

[06:11:36] Supercautionary?

[06:11:37] Precautionary.

[06:11:38] Has I had...

[06:11:38] Does anybody have you?

[06:11:39] No, no, no.

[06:11:40] No.

[06:11:40] Never.

[06:11:41] How many informants do you have on the streets?

[06:11:43] I have like a lot, you know, people that work in shops and securities.

[06:11:48] Taxi drivers, delivery riders, everyone,

[06:11:51] drop message all day, you're out there texting.

[06:11:53] Wow!

[06:11:54] Are you a delivery person?

[06:11:55] Are you going to work there today?

[06:11:57] I thought he was going to ask you to take part of it just now,

[06:11:58] but now as a friendly guy, just thanking him for the work he does,

[06:12:01] he really is a real-life superhero.

[06:12:02] Let's get him, try to get someone there today.

[06:12:06] Diego, you're saying bags like that are perfect?

[06:12:08] Stealing after us.

[06:12:09] Instructing, taking pictures, and the guy takes a deep run for Jenny.

[06:12:12] So BigBuggetz will take photos of bags on the ground like that and say like,

[06:12:14] hey, here's an easy lick.

[06:12:16] Yeah.

[06:12:16] OK, don't leave your bags on the ground like that.

[06:12:18] And after a long day of patrolling known pickpocket hotspots,

[06:12:21] Diego got another tip from his pickpocket hotline.

[06:12:25] All right.

[06:12:26] He's a guy, you know?

[06:12:27] Yeah.

[06:12:28] He's a guy.

[06:12:29] The white one, what did he do?

[06:12:30] What did he do?

[06:12:30] He just talking to people.

[06:12:32] It's a vibe, he's talking to them all.

[06:12:34] What do I mean?

[06:12:34] He just found a guy.

[06:12:35] I'm getting the easiest not to tell you.

[06:12:37] Let's see where it ends.

[06:12:38] Let's go we found some selling the method

[06:12:42] There's more

[06:12:46] Yeah

[06:12:48] All right, yeah, you're sniffing the trail right now. This is something we're on the move

[06:12:52] We're gonna be discreet, but we're focused for like this. So will that be micro looting though? We get it

[06:12:57] Because if the tourist is rich let him move with intention, right?

[06:13:01] I'm going to um that one dude with the son he said let's come here, Michael Lude's name is Baan so I'm gonna see if Baan is in here

[06:13:09] I see him, I see him, I see him

[06:13:11] So maybe are we sure it's him?

[06:13:12] No no no I mean let me take care of him

[06:13:15] Put the camera, put the camera

[06:13:16] There you go

[06:13:17] Yeah, I'm starting to slow it down

[06:13:19] Do you know who's his face?

[06:13:21] Yeah, I mean, is he familiar?

[06:13:22] Uh, no, no

[06:13:23] Chad, I might have looted your joke

[06:13:25] My spotter is putter

[06:13:26] Chad, that was a joke

[06:13:27] I might have looted it but so I mean

[06:13:29] He's just gonna smoke, he's just gonna smoke, you know.

[06:13:31] Never know.

[06:13:32] He get inside of the primary.

[06:13:40] He gonna steal bags, he gonna steal bags.

[06:13:45] We have a thief inside.

[06:13:47] We gonna trace him, okay?

[06:13:48] Okay, no problem.

[06:13:49] Excuse me.

[06:13:50] Let him grab.

[06:13:51] Once we spot him grab some bags.

[06:13:52] This guy is a zero fucking.

[06:13:54] He was inside the climate, he gave a trolley and then I don't know if he's bought it or

[06:14:04] something like that, but he gave up on the trolley, I think he's running out now.

[06:14:09] Our guy left behind his cart, left the store, was fake shopping, he got spooked.

[06:14:14] I'm not even allowed to stop.

[06:14:16] The thief was on the case of the Genesee.

[06:14:18] Damn it, forward march.

[06:14:24] No.

[06:14:26] So they can't do any citizens arrest or whatever.

[06:14:29] I don't know what the statues are.

[06:14:31] What?

[06:14:33] What?

[06:14:34] Talk to me?

[06:14:35] What are you talking to me?

[06:14:37] What are you talking to me?

[06:14:41] Huh?

[06:14:42] What are you talking about?

[06:14:44] Don't touch the camera.

[06:14:46] Don't touch it.

[06:14:48] Excuse me?

[06:14:50] What are you talking to me like that?

[06:14:52] I mean, I think I'm going to be on his method now.

[06:14:54] This guy is guilty.

[06:14:56] Don't play these games.

[06:14:58] Don't play these games.

[06:15:00] I'm going to turn you along, my friend.

[06:15:02] Stop.

[06:15:04] Stop.

[06:15:06] Stop.

[06:15:08] No.

[06:15:10] Stop. Stop. No. I told you. Thank you. Thank you. Get out of here. Get out of here. What

[06:15:18] do you do? Why are you touching our stuff? Back up. I didn't touch you. Why are you

[06:15:24] smacked our camera? You keep going. You'll notice I haven't even called this guy a pick

[06:15:27] pocket once. Yet he's denied being one multiple times. Maybe he does have a conscience. I

[06:15:33] was trailing this guy. Just to see where he's headed. He goes, why are you following me?

[06:15:35] I think the police should be called.

[06:15:37] It's me.

[06:15:38] He called me.

[06:15:39] Slime.

[06:15:40] I never said that.

[06:15:41] It's not a couple of you.

[06:15:42] Probably.

[06:15:43] And I never said anything.

[06:15:44] I told you.

[06:15:45] You should.

[06:15:46] You're good?

[06:15:47] Yes, yes.

[06:15:48] Let's shake on to them.

[06:15:49] You're not going to be a thief anymore?

[06:15:50] Come over here.

[06:15:51] Come on.

[06:15:52] Move on.

[06:15:53] Move on.

[06:15:54] Are you going to go in the subway or what?

[06:15:55] No good for me.

[06:15:56] Just keep going.

[06:15:57] Just get on your subway.

[06:15:58] Don't be a vagabond.

[06:15:59] Don't be a thug.

[06:16:00] It's only, okay, no force, Mr.

[06:16:03] Understand?

[06:16:04] I understand you hit my property and you need to stop.

[06:16:06] You need to cook it?

[06:16:08] I don't know, you need to cook it?

[06:16:10] No one said that.

[06:16:12] You probably are, but no one said that.

[06:16:14] I never said you were.

[06:16:16] Tell me about that guy.

[06:16:18] We know him from the street.

[06:16:20] He's one of your characters?

[06:16:22] Yeah, we are following him.

[06:16:24] I never met him before.

[06:16:26] My friends had a squad.

[06:16:28] So your friends who also are on the lookout, they know his face.

[06:16:30] So what he got most offended by was not the punch in the face,

[06:16:32] in the face, but when he got called pickpocket afterwards. What were the biggest things you

[06:16:36] looked for there? Just his overall body language, how he's casing people out, what did you see?

[06:16:39] Yeah, as we saw them before, he looked into people, who looked into pockets,

[06:16:46] bought it to handle them, asked the people, can you welcome him to the mobile? And the

[06:16:50] pockets, he goes for the mobile, he gets inside off the stores, he gets the trolley,

[06:16:54] he goes for bags when the people are changing or something like that, they put the bags in the

[06:16:58] and only a couple hours later, another thief was spotted on Diego's radar.

[06:17:04] Black beret, blue backpack, okay.

[06:17:07] Yeah, he's trying to watch us from the outside.

[06:17:09] Yeah, we can see it, right? He's definitely...

[06:17:11] He's in that store.

[06:17:12] He was bumping into the chicks and went to him.

[06:17:15] There's the girls in there, they were all weirded out.

[06:17:18] He was moving fishy.

[06:17:19] Move here.

[06:17:20] They're faking this for him.

[06:17:21] Yeah, I can see him.

[06:17:22] This guy's a f***ing old bastard.

[06:17:23] This is looking good for him.

[06:17:24] No, he can't see. He's just getting back to him.

[06:17:25] Where'd he go?

[06:17:26] Oh, there he is.

[06:17:33] After following this rat

[06:17:38] We decided to call it an isojo to bed only for him to get arrested immediately after

[06:17:43] Wallets in his possession

[06:17:45] Diego's last thief apprehended

[06:17:47] Decided it was time to finish what we started and go back to the Westminster Bridge to see if the same scammer gang

[06:17:54] we met two days ago.

[06:17:55] Yeah, look at the UK needs to stop with these helmets.

[06:17:57] Like, but it's hard to establish a story when you look at fucking dumbass.

[06:18:02] But they're like chopped chaps.

[06:18:04] What is this dumbass shit?

[06:18:06] With Diego's last teeth, they decided it was time to finish what we started and go back

[06:18:11] to the Westminster Bridge to see if the same scammer gang we met two days ago was dumb enough

[06:18:16] to show up again.

[06:18:18] See these guys?

[06:18:19] They're setting up shop.

[06:18:20] These guys are playing the game.

[06:18:21] Should we paint them red?

[06:18:23] last painting. We're about to storm the cup and ball scammers on the Westminster

[06:18:31] bridge and turn them red. I'm nervous.

[06:18:53] Get out of here!

[06:18:56] You!

[06:18:57] Come on!

[06:18:58] Yo!

[06:18:59] Yo!

[06:19:00] Come on!

[06:19:01] Come on!

[06:19:02] Come on!

[06:19:03] Come on, you fat boy!

[06:19:05] Yo, bro.

[06:19:06] That was not crazy.

[06:19:07] Get out of here!

[06:19:08] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[06:19:09] Get out!

[06:19:10] What a shithead!

[06:19:11] Come on!

[06:19:12] Come on!

[06:19:13] Come on!

[06:19:14] You!

[06:19:15] Yes, you!

[06:19:16] Come on, you fat...

[06:19:17] What?

[06:19:18] Ah, he about to die.

[06:19:19] He got me.

[06:19:20] He who sprays, must be willing to get sprayed.

[06:19:22] I guess we're gonna get sprayed.

[06:19:24] You must cover.

[06:19:25] Can you ask the real person?

[06:19:26] No, there's no need.

[06:19:27] Have a look, people.

[06:19:28] Get the ball.

[06:19:29] Oh, that's a shot.

[06:19:30] You must cover.

[06:19:31] That's not my problem.

[06:19:32] You're gonna end it with that?

[06:19:34] Just that thing in there.

[06:19:36] You're gonna end that?

[06:19:37] Okay.

[06:19:38] Cover.

[06:19:39] Cover.

[06:19:40] Cover.

[06:19:41] That's a shot.

[06:19:42] Yeah, 100%.

[06:19:43] Hold on.

[06:19:44] Hold on tight.

[06:19:45] Why are you shooting me?

[06:19:46] Shut up.

[06:19:47] What the fuck are you doing with my jacket?

[06:19:49] What's wrong with this?

[06:19:50] Romanian?

[06:19:51] What is your problem?

[06:19:53] I see you.

[06:19:55] You give me the prayer, you gonna pay me jacket.

[06:19:57] Wait, wait, wait.

[06:19:59] Don't touch me.

[06:20:01] Are you watching here?

[06:20:03] Sorry.

[06:20:05] He do what may pay money for this jacket.

[06:20:07] You coming here tonight?

[06:20:09] You mean I not stay with my life?

[06:20:11] Go to the work.

[06:20:13] Go to the work, don't stay like this.

[06:20:15] Go to the work if you want time.

[06:20:17] You touch me, I gonna kill you.

[06:20:19] God damn what you say! God damn what you say to the tramps!

[06:20:23] I find you a big hand, here to you!

[06:20:26] Well, come to the work! God, you don't know you don't leave!

[06:20:30] Calm down.

[06:20:32] We'll meet you, bro. It's great to meet you.

[06:20:34] Here. I don't know.

[06:20:35] His mother is a nice person.

[06:20:37] Here's your land.

[06:20:38] I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'm going to be honest.

[06:20:40] I'm going to be kind. For your own sake.

[06:20:42] This guy loves hurting people. I'm going to be honest.

[06:20:44] We are here to kill people.

[06:20:46] Why do you think I have students in this class?

[06:20:49] I don't do nothing.

[06:20:51] They thought it was us.

[06:20:53] Why are you not free?

[06:20:55] Free.

[06:20:57] I'm not going to cry.

[06:20:59] Really?

[06:21:00] The guys who were sprayed?

[06:21:01] Yes.

[06:21:02] Spread red, they were crying.

[06:21:03] Like babies.

[06:21:04] What?

[06:21:05] Oh, f**k them.

[06:21:06] That's what I enjoy, right?

[06:21:07] Yes, I love that.

[06:21:08] They're always f**king there.

[06:21:09] The police don't do nothing.

[06:21:10] Yeah, true.

[06:21:13] Yeah true. I mean, dude, I don't understand what where the party is at with the police

[06:21:19] though. Like you have to explain to me, like is it because they can't really pursue a lot

[06:21:23] of charges or whatever? Like, whether this makes tourism, unfeasible, unsafe, and it

[06:21:28] ruins the reputation. Like, think about Paris, like Paris for, for, for tourists is shit,

[06:21:35] Can you hear me? So don't even know. I'm with, I'm with the friends. I actually love friends, but

[06:21:41] Paris

[06:21:42] genuinely it was shit. Bro, a lot of business are scam.

[06:21:47] A lot of people on the streets are scam. Everything is scam. It's littered. It's disgusting.

[06:21:53] It, uh, it smells like garbage, whatever. Like come on, dude. Like fix your shit. It's just stupid.

[06:21:59] Let's be honest. We don't even see movies in France anymore. Think about it. When we

[06:22:08] start a movie, they have France in it. Remember, because it's a shit hole. It's not an A. I

[06:22:13] don't mean to be rude. At least Paris. I haven't seen Paris in a movie ever. Because it's dog

[06:22:20] Oh shit.

[06:22:21] Like, Jesus.

[06:22:25] He's gonna throw it.

[06:22:26] Ha ha ha.

[06:22:28] He's a dumbass.

[06:22:30] Let's go.

[06:22:32] Huh?

[06:22:34] Let's try this.

[06:22:35] Ah.

[06:22:36] Fix the fence on your street then speak it.

[06:22:38] But I'm not even American.

[06:22:39] I'm not, you can just say fix your potholes,

[06:22:42] fix your taxes and fix your corruption.

[06:22:44] This is an example because I'm Canadian.

[06:22:45] Oh, it didn't make sense.

[06:22:47] I'm not even American.

[06:22:48] As I was getting chased by the mob, I made a mistake in taking the wrong turn and running

[06:23:00] straight into an inescapable cliff.

[06:23:08] Police were looking bleep.

[06:23:32] Where were the police in one of the busiest tourist destinations on earth?

[06:23:36] What happened to that kind of trucker? Close your eyes!

[06:23:37] No, bud!

[06:23:38] Run to us! Run to us! Run to us! Run to us! Run to us!

[06:23:39] Surrounded on all sides by these doctors and engineers,

[06:23:42] it seemed like my faith had been sealed and my beatdown was inevitable.

[06:23:45] They want to kill me for good deal.

[06:23:47] But the police actually did show up and as they showed my YouTube channel to the scammers,

[06:23:51] I used their rather late appearance as my cue to escape.

[06:23:54] Watch this crook get humbled after acting like a tough guy.

[06:23:57] Stop, man!

[06:23:57] What the fuck are you doing, bud?

[06:24:00] What the fuck are you doing, bud?

[06:24:02] I'm going to go on the other side of the road.

[06:24:07] No no no, I'm standing in line.

[06:24:10] Don't attack the camera man.

[06:24:14] Look at that.

[06:24:18] He's going to throw it.

[06:24:21] He's a dumbass.

[06:24:23] Let's go.

[06:24:25] Huh?

[06:24:29] Sorry, a replay is there.

[06:24:30] interesting that was interesting all right let me see if anyone wants me to

[06:24:43] get into the reps

[06:25:00] I might as well go down to play some games. Let me check. Let me check.

[06:25:10] I mean, I'd like to play some games. I mean, I could do some solo games too, okay?

[06:25:14] Why is that? Over what?

[06:25:20] That's a good spray too.

[06:25:25] Team Pags.

[06:25:30] Game's up small. It's way too small

[06:25:37] What's the funny useful white noise machine was sent in miss you guys become like

[06:25:44] The fuck is that the cardboard cut out

[06:25:48] I

[06:25:51] Know that's actually kind of

[06:25:56] No way

[06:25:58] What the fuck is this for some shit? Yeah, that's some garbage

[06:26:03] Must need

[06:26:09] W39 mouth

[06:26:18] look at this.

[06:26:38] Wait, is that, is that, is that, is that Moded Rust?

[06:26:41] what the fuck is that?

[06:26:44] Oh, it's, oh, it's a fake map.

[06:26:48] this action scene

[06:26:55] but there may be still there, they're still there

[06:26:58] walking, walking, walking, walking

[06:27:05] hi, hello, is it with the title?

[06:27:10] I guess this guy has zero range

[06:27:15] I've been public servers, the voice of a fucking ass.

[06:27:18] Excusing is the both the best of all time in the God game of the mega react to this tunnel was brought to you by the jungle.

[06:27:26] Some people said this guy was scouted by some of the best agents in the in the total of the world.

[06:27:32] Absolute madness.

[06:27:33] You play any stationary supports, you get chopped.

[06:27:36] You know, you play Loki, you play Invis, enemy goes flank, Jeff, you get shot.

[06:27:41] True.

[06:27:42] Ultra.

[06:27:43] Why are there sex spots just staring at the dude?

[06:27:45] Sex bots?

[06:27:47] What?

[06:27:48] What a copy-paste?

[06:27:49] Yeah, they got you! That's what you are on!

[06:27:51] Sex bots?

[06:27:52] They are not.

[06:27:53] They are not sex bots, okay?

[06:27:55] They're intelligent women with fantastic personalities, okay?

[06:27:59] I don't know, you can say intelligent, bud.

[06:28:01] Those are keeps drooling arts.

[06:28:03] Fine.

[06:28:04] Yeah, but that's just really pretty, so it doesn't matter, okay?

[06:28:09] Explain the guy's age message in VR chat.

[06:28:12] I'm just telling you.

[06:28:13] I'm not doing that.

[06:28:14] Uuuhhh, tc, I don't really think it's...

[06:28:17] There's a lot of personality in this room.

[06:28:19] No family, can I at least get a welcome cage?

[06:28:22] Yeah, that's just misogynistic.

[06:28:24] Okay?

[06:28:25] Okay.

[06:28:26] I'm just like spam right quick as far as I can.

[06:28:34] Okay.

[06:28:35] This could maybe be really bad.

[06:28:37] But just stay on it.

[06:28:39] Stay on it.

[06:28:40] Fuck it, Jinxie, press R.

[06:28:41] Press R instead, going crazy.

[06:28:43] Press army press army. Oh god, it's my it's my own 1400. You need to spike it

[06:28:57] I'm wondering why you would make him play master Yi first

[06:29:01] Because your team got like these are like these are like a mechanic in both characters

[06:29:05] Like I think it'd be hard. It'd be hard to start off as you know, I mean

[06:29:13] Okay, the face of the crucial mark means that I this is bronze. You said it's bronze

[06:29:22] How good I would do a gank as a mumu

[06:29:25] Walk your lane

[06:29:26] Q are back in a jungle gank as master he fucking old to get in middle range ticker HP fucking

[06:29:34] Fucking Q few auto attacks make sure like you know, I mean like it's just a lot. It's a lot more to do

[06:29:43] Is because you don't like mushrooms that would have to be a miserable existence to not like mushroom

[06:29:48] I'm not gonna disgusting because they're so good dog

[06:29:52] Bro, you don't understand man

[06:29:55] if you get if you if you run bro, it's insane how good they are and they're good for you too

[06:30:04] Discussing yuck oh all right. All right

[06:30:07] Um

[06:30:11] He's on this in a league then sorry, I mean seven days is not I mean bro. I mean I was a little bit

[06:30:18] Shut the fuck up

[06:30:21] I'm just saying you play you play remember when you find twice as fast

[06:30:26] Listen this game. You're the fucking masterboat. You're the fucking master master you right now the master master master class

[06:30:33] Holy second one G

[06:30:38] Alright

[06:30:46] Oh what is that?

[06:30:50] I don't really like this easy game

[06:30:53] Yeah, we can finish the Ciccans once. Yeah, we can do that.

[06:31:09] Why are you scared to versus Soda in that one V1 when is it happening, little bro?

[06:31:14] Well, every time I talk to him, it's because he's getting stricken by it.

[06:31:17] I was up early today, there's no other game today, I was up early.

[06:31:21] I'm on stream today, it was 2.80pm, it was 5pm.

[06:31:29] It was 5pm.

[06:31:43] Umm...

[06:31:47] All right.

[06:31:53] I was picking up with friends, but it's not that we go up there with them.

[06:31:55] New firm bid is always good.

[06:32:05] I'll play it until we get a few players, because that...

[06:32:08] Well, then we can do the gamble game and finish it, but we'll need to get more players.

[06:32:13] We're long players, you feel me?

[06:32:17] It's better to have more players, no?

[06:32:27] Can I ask a bunch of people?

[06:32:37] Okay.

[06:32:38] Hold on, man.

[06:32:41] Joe, why could I...

[06:32:43] It's paused.

[06:32:47] Why am I stuck here? I can't move.

[06:32:57] This shit is hard on me.

[06:32:59] I'm stuck.

[06:33:05] I can't move.

[06:33:11] Oh, I thought just that out.

[06:33:15] Okay, so basically, you have to, before you do anything else, I need to connect this to

[06:33:21] the power.

[06:33:22] How do I do this?

[06:33:24] Like, oh, now, hold on, almost, oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold

[06:33:38] on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold

[06:33:41] I

[06:33:44] Wear 36 months in roundabout city when can I finally move out?

[06:33:54] Um 70,000 dollars for the shit

[06:33:59] Fuck it

[06:34:01] oh my god it's too high up there is it still too high oh man I can't get overlapped the

[06:34:22] Oh fuck it!

[06:34:29] Ah, we're fucked.

[06:34:40] Oh, yeah, Teraforma is annoying to do though, so I'm not doing it.

[06:34:45] Okay, Teraforma is this. This?

[06:34:47] Oh, it's too big of a brush size.

[06:34:58] Is that going to be better?

[06:35:03] Is that good?

[06:35:11] Mr. Mayor, I was going to work at the mines through the smog, and my car couldn't make it up the hill.

[06:35:17] Can you please fix this? Every time I go to work there's a new cliff.

[06:35:24] Still down.

[06:35:29] I didn't dish a word.

[06:35:34] Like this? How do you make a hill?

[06:35:37] Like...

[06:35:41] Oh

[06:35:57] They're good I

[06:36:01] Hate going to work the idiot who constructed this city only made the road so far

[06:36:06] I have to free solo a damn cliff just to get in the front. Oh my god

[06:36:11] Oh my god!

[06:36:16] Got it!

[06:36:19] Uh, it won't have pipes though.

[06:36:25] It should have pipes, no?

[06:36:30] Hold on.

[06:36:34] Now why won't it get into the pipes?

[06:36:38] Oh! Bang!

[06:36:40] Bang! And in power!

[06:36:51] I mean...

[06:37:01] Are we dead ass? Come on.

[06:37:07] Dude!

[06:37:09] well no I can take the what no I can take the wipes under under the pounder

[06:37:14] mr. mayor can you please increase minimum wage five dollars an hour is making me

[06:37:20] want to jump off one of those cliffs you created I need to work for a whole week

[06:37:25] to buy diapers for my newborn daughter please help us mr. mayor hold on can I

[06:37:32] get to the plate. This is a very complicated game. I'm

[06:37:35] lucky. Bang. It has power. Fuck yes. Wait, no workers.

[06:37:44] Oh, they don't want to go work there. Well, live there then.

[06:37:48] Fucking bitch.

[06:37:54] Oh my god, it's a mountain. They don't want it.

[06:37:58] Okay, we need to have this ASAP.

[06:38:01] How do you change music?

[06:38:58] until the situation passes.

[06:39:00] And tons of fun, so bring a whole plan down to Tinsel Town.

[06:39:03] Got it! Quiet on the set!

[06:39:05] Can you feel the excitement?

[06:39:07] Curtain opens, the lights go down,

[06:39:09] and you're about to break box office records apart!

[06:39:13] Come round, come all to the cinema ball!

[06:39:16] All that land of all the magic,

[06:39:18] just around the corner.

[06:39:20] Drone cinema.

[06:39:22] Your ticket to the stars.

[06:39:24] Okay.

[06:39:28] Okay, we need to get some houses, ASAP us.

[06:39:33] We need low rents, we need medium rents, we need high density, and low rents, medium

[06:39:47] rents.

[06:39:54] Okay, so we gotta fix this shit.

[06:39:59] No way!

[06:40:00] That's gonna go on for me.

[06:40:04] Okay, we're good.

[06:40:09] Okay, we're good.

[06:40:14] What?

[06:40:18] And on to our main feature store what the commercial district is booming as the area is attracting more high-end stores

[06:40:27] Bringing the latest in what's your own back traffic?

[06:40:29] We're doing it to make you you can now shop for designer shoes while sipping a fancy local

[06:40:35] Jarvan oh my

[06:40:37] It's not that bad. That's good for business and good for the community. I mean, it's not terrible

[06:40:43] We interrupt this program to bring you special

[06:40:48] We're in a crematorium.

[06:41:13] They make people very happy.

[06:41:17] 240,000 for a gubernatorium?

[06:41:21] Wait, Chow, where's the garbage going? Oh my god, we have no garbage in this bubble

[06:41:32] Mr. Mayor, we appreciate you for reducing rent. I can finally buy myself some toilet paper

[06:41:38] Also, please fix the trophic. By the time I get to work my eight hours shift is over

[06:41:47] Let me zone it.

[06:42:09] Not terrible.

[06:42:10] I can help with the grabber, right?

[06:42:12] Let's take a grabber a little quicker.

[06:42:14] How much is that?

[06:42:20] Always be processed!

[06:42:24] Why no hospitals!

[06:42:26] But we have hospitals!

[06:42:28] Should be 19 months, but I didn't care to start mine.

[06:42:34] I'll make it together at the middle.

[06:42:35] Yeah, is anyone of the best ones we've had ever by the way just look at each other ready

[06:42:47] Look at the budget there with all the money we have in the excess. Why? Because we make

[06:42:54] our own shit there. Oil drilling here. See deficit it should be read. We have a few wheat,

[06:43:02] a few stone diamonds

[06:43:08] let's think of which uh i think we should get more of that action

[06:43:14] diamonds

[06:43:17] see like if i buy this mud lamp here

[06:43:21] Okay, what did I want?

[06:43:28] How's this?

[06:43:30] Wait, people are moving in.

[06:43:33] Okay, people are moving in.

[06:43:37] What's the problem, man?

[06:43:40] What's the problem, man?

[06:43:45] Traffic.

[06:43:48] We interrupt this program to bring. Oh my god a heavy storm is approaching the city and the likelihood of hail is very high

[06:43:56] traffic slowdowns and damage to crops and

[06:43:58] Mr. Mayor this city is too much better than the last city

[06:44:01] I was in poor ground about city now, but for the love of God can you fix this traffic?

[06:44:06] It took me eight hours to get to work and by the time I got home. I had to go back to work

[06:44:18] Okay, chat one way in one way out is gonna be the resolution.

[06:44:25] This should be a one way.

[06:44:27] This should be a one way all the way through.

[06:44:29] This should be one way.

[06:44:34] Like.

[06:44:35] No, it already is one way.

[06:44:43] It already is one way.

[06:44:47] Ooh, that's a problem, isn't it?

[06:44:52] Oh my god.

[06:44:57] Big project!

[06:45:10] Okay, that's funny.

[06:45:11] Um, no workers.

[06:45:15] This is an emergency broadcast.

[06:45:18] Just go into grass.

[06:45:19] Go ahead and pull up the search in the city.

[06:45:21] It's not connected to the road.

[06:45:24] Traffic slowdowns and damage to crops and property are expected.

[06:45:29] Citizens are advised to remain indoors until the situation passes.

[06:45:33] I already had him figured out.

[06:45:40] Wait, no workers here!

[06:45:42] Either!

[06:45:43] But the road doesn't go down?

[06:45:51] Does that work?

[06:46:02] No, it doesn't work!

[06:46:04] Oh my god, I was with the rodent!

[06:46:06] I'm trolling the game!

[06:46:18] We're cooked, we're cooked!

[06:46:26] Nah, we're cooked!

[06:46:32] Why does it not fucking connect?

[06:46:39] Brother!

[06:46:44] Oh, I can't check.

[06:46:53] I can't chat.

[06:47:00] Does that work?

[06:47:05] Yep, they found a worker.

[06:47:13] I sold my house and just sleeping my car. I will never make it home anyway

[06:47:26] Bang now they can look at that now they can excavate

[06:47:32] Yeah, we need to build houses immediately

[06:47:35] I love taking the wrong exit on my way to work and having to call and tell my wife I won't

[06:47:47] be home for dinner because I ended up in fucking Ohio.

[06:47:53] I just moved into my new house on the mountain.

[06:47:56] It only takes 8 hours to get to the nearest grossing install, but at least I have a great view.

[06:48:07] I think I should be able to cross over the bridge.

[06:48:12] NO! NO! NO FUCK NO!

[06:48:16] Oh no, oh no, no, no, no.

[06:48:26] I think that one of these big intersections, you know what I mean?

[06:48:30] Can't find him.

[06:48:32] I don't think we have him unlocked yet.

[06:48:35] That's a nice nice river!

[06:48:47] Aww, that's just Bill House over here.

[06:48:56] Yeah, oh my god, I'm sorry about that.

[06:49:00] I'm working on this immediately.

[06:49:02] Now we need stores.

[06:49:05] Stores?

[06:49:06] Bang!

[06:49:07] New stores.

[06:49:08] Uh, skill points.

[06:49:11] Alright, 22 points!

[06:49:14] Loading through the ceiling, we need it.

[06:49:17] Uh, we need highways.

[06:49:19] We need large roads.

[06:49:21] These roads are so horrible. I was stuck in traffic for so long. I ran out of gas

[06:49:26] We need that gas but I call your house cause cost more than my rent

[06:49:32] So do we need it do we boat and show that for exporting goods?

[06:49:36] So we do right

[06:49:42] Why not yet? Oh, yeah, you're right. It that's later on

[06:49:51] And this should be good now.

[06:49:56] Okay.

[06:49:59] Okay, chat.

[06:50:03] Let's look at it.

[06:50:06] I love it.

[06:50:09] $6000 that it cost me.

[06:50:15] The power is causing a lot of my chat, but why though?

[06:50:24] More, more about the education.

[06:50:36] Chat, I don't know what to do.

[06:50:38] Okay, we need to produce diamonds and wheat.

[06:50:41] Quickly.

[06:50:44] diamonds what how they're gonna get no in the water why not oh my god it's not

[06:50:56] connected it did I am gonna tweak out

[06:51:02] What the- The pipe won't connect!

[06:51:28] There you go.

[06:51:30] Now water!

[06:51:34] Hello?

[06:51:45] I don't understand, man.

[06:51:55] Chat, look! The water is in!

[06:51:58] Why is nothing there?

[06:52:00] Oh, it's here.

[06:52:20] I'll see you later.

[06:52:46] Brother!

[06:52:48] Oh, oh my god, it's over all water we need it.

[06:52:53] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[06:53:03] That's our Milo key.

[06:53:18] I drive way at 60 miles per hour.

[06:53:30] You city planner, it's me checking in from West Side spreadsheet gang.

[06:53:34] If I ever catch you giving more support to South Side cell 15,

[06:53:38] or making another fucking roundabout, we will be running up on you.

[06:53:44] Save this.

[06:53:48] I am Seymour Greed and here at Greed and Greed we are, desolated by your loss, please allow us to take special care of your loved one as we prepare them for the final journey.

[06:54:06] And then to their rest.

[06:54:09] Thank God I bought my skis.

[06:54:12] It's faster to ski around to be in traffic.

[06:54:14] That's about how it will stop the progress on the strategy.

[06:54:18] The consignment to the deaths is available in the quest.

[06:54:24] Extraordinary requirements are under the command of premium.

[06:54:29] Green and blue.

[06:54:32] Death always ends with doom.

[06:54:35] Wait, did I put this shit under?

[06:54:58] Got it!

[06:55:02] Thanks!

[06:55:03] Okay, now he's a farmer.

[06:55:05] My construction manager dog can go into traffic blood trail too, blood trail too, blood trail.

[06:55:14] This is Rihanna and you're listening to Cool Blade.

[06:55:16] This is Calvin and don't touch that dial.

[06:55:20] In local coverage the tourism board just released their figures and it's good news all around.

[06:55:26] Really?

[06:55:27] Tourism was way up over the previous season. Pretty amazing, right Jim?

[06:55:32] Jim you bet I guess everybody is figuring out that day as a colina I was

[06:55:39] dispatched to my time I'm not sure if you'll make it back in the city road

[06:55:48] maintenance services have already been dispatched and traffic flow should

[06:55:51] return to normal but if you're planning a quick trip out you might want to wait

[06:55:55] a little while until everything clears up if you're in it you uh time is to me i

[06:56:00] had loved the 491 hour drive through smockton until another

[06:56:04] fucking hill showed up can we show you guys the way to

[06:56:07] rebuild surveying down our clicks don't forget your jacket

[06:56:13] okay let's get right yeah let's give a pleasure right

[06:56:17] now this isn't working why not no road access

[06:56:22] buddy i built the road oh my i mean i'm getting saved as a ship

[06:56:37] ours

[06:56:42] i mean president's 20 000

[06:56:45] check that they were it's tightening a little bit no

[06:56:47] up with existing schools yeah you can add yeah get out stuff okay yeah you do it

[06:57:03] wow look at that rodent that is just beautiful isn't it

[06:57:10] um what is in the air

[06:57:17] Why is it in here?

[06:57:23] Brother, what the fuck is going on there?

[06:57:34] That works.

[06:57:39] Oh, we need to be like a bull harder.

[06:57:52] That works.

[06:57:53] That's beautiful.

[06:57:54] Brother, that's landscaping right there, bang.

[06:57:59] Oh my god, how beautiful that is.

[06:58:02] chat look at the spreadsheets

[06:58:09] low rents no he wants

[06:58:14] they want

[06:58:17] low density

[06:58:21] fix this city

[06:58:24] Mr. Mayor I've been stuck in traffic for 47 fucking hours because there is no

[06:58:29] I may not see it in through town.

[06:58:31] My car is filling up with smoke.

[06:58:34] Please help.

[06:58:35] Speed.

[06:58:36] Oh, but where will they work though?

[06:58:38] Bible and it.

[06:58:50] Wait.

[06:58:53] Oh, it's a train.

[06:58:54] I'll give a shit, they can go nowhere.

[06:59:00] Look at mailboxes, I don't get it.

[06:59:06] How bad can it be?

[06:59:08] Trafficking.

[06:59:09] I mean it's not that bad, I mean, they can just go blinding you, right?

[06:59:20] Okay, Japanese is the production.

[06:59:29] We need the upscale production of ASAP.

[06:59:31] We need a little bit more diamonds and a lot of stone.

[06:59:35] Look at my stone anywhere.

[06:59:39] I'm doing it right here.

[06:59:44] Why is there traffic here?

[06:59:46] Oh my god, this load is shit.

[06:59:50] Wait, this road is awful!

[06:59:56] Who did that?

[07:00:03] Well, um, let's just get some stone here.

[07:00:19] that works. Zone it. Chat anyone has rock climbing gear. I need to clock in at the factory.

[07:00:47] Hey, Mr. Mayor and fellow small town residents, I just wanted to announce that I just got the

[07:00:53] train-productive job I had been looking for. So what does it mean by that? Turns out the tracks

[07:00:57] need to fucking nothing better. Inputting and going back to operating the lighthouse.

[07:01:04] Any more weeds? Again, more weeds!

[07:01:06] I mean, it's not deep yellow, but it's still pretty yellow.

[07:01:32] More?

[07:01:33] Should I do it one more?

[07:01:44] Chad, what is yellow?

[07:01:51] Is that what you're making?

[07:01:57] A little more stone as well.

[07:02:04] Stone and...is that Timbert?

[07:02:06] How do you cause this Timbert?

[07:02:17] A mill.

[07:02:18] I don't think they have that in this game though.

[07:02:26] Oh my, I built it backwards.

[07:02:33] Like this?

[07:02:38] I don't think it's worth it, like other zoning, it's just not worth it, but I'll do it anyway.

[07:02:51] Okay, numbers good.

[07:02:56] Um, what else do we need to chat?

[07:03:01] Oh, uh, more housing.

[07:03:05] Oh my god.

[07:03:06] No power.

[07:03:07] Well, what the heck not?

[07:03:10] Oh shit!

[07:03:11] Okay, fuck it.

[07:03:12] Chat, we're going, we're going to call them.

[07:03:18] Fuck this.

[07:03:20] Yeah, we have to go on up here.

[07:03:48] Yeah, do you actually need pylons if it isn't working?

[07:03:55] I think you do that on the ground for sure.

[07:04:07] Where?

[07:04:12] Bang?

[07:04:14] Dude, bang!

[07:04:18] I still don't see where to how

[07:04:31] I don't

[07:04:42] What?

[07:04:43] There you go

[07:04:45] No power?

[07:04:48] Oh, we don't have a house that connects so that we don't get three wires, right?

[07:04:54] Fuck.

[07:04:55] Um.

[07:04:56] I shouldn't that work?

[07:05:00] There you go, bang.

[07:05:06] Bang.

[07:05:08] There you go, bang.

[07:05:15] Bang.

[07:05:16] Can the boys need hospitals?

[07:05:23] Oh yeah, we can do that.

[07:05:28] Here, medical clinic.

[07:05:30] Bang, I'm showing you.

[07:05:32] 1.2 million for medical center?

[07:05:34] High exit was my b-day yesterday. Can I get a welcome to the jungle fields birthday?

[07:05:44] Hey availability we don't it's not worth it that much money. I don't need to add a gym some parks

[07:05:58] Parks

[07:06:00] It's the Rose. I'm not gonna say I'm trying lazy.

[07:06:21] Who's Punga?

[07:06:26] Oh hold on, hold on. Jack, let me just finish the production now.

[07:06:31] Okay, so... Jack, we don't need this, we don't need that.

[07:06:37] Why do I s- oh wait, wait. Green is surplus.

[07:06:40] Ohhhh.

[07:06:56] I'm just looking for all the old by that shit.

[07:07:00] That was my problem.

[07:07:12] That's gonna fuck up my road there.

[07:07:16] This is gonna be diamond mining.

[07:07:19] We fucking like that.

[07:07:21] I

[07:07:26] Watch out what else do we have to where is it? Can we get in the mountains over? Oh a vista building it?

[07:07:35] A painter mentioned there has to be all across the bridge now fuck that

[07:07:43] So I think I should close the bridge down because we don't need maintenance to know

[07:07:51] chat shape shape rick the road to the bridges oh my god

[07:08:04] I

[07:08:14] Make it up here

[07:08:19] We got extra memberships we got fired from our demolition job, so we need the money

[07:08:23] That's right. We'll train you up real good. You'll be crushing bricks like I just come on down the burly at brawny

[07:08:31] That's me. You'll be crushing bricks. That's right

[07:08:37] Now entering digital games prepare for sensory overlay

[07:08:43] Chat do we want this by the way? Of course, is that worth it?

[07:08:46] GANGITOL!

[07:08:58] I think we need useless.

[07:09:10] Prodaction, Prodaction, Prodaction!

[07:09:12] Ok, a little bit more carrots, a little bit more carrots.

[07:09:16] I'm Calvin and you're listening to Cold Wave Radio. Don't touch that dial.

[07:09:23] This just in from traffic. If you want to do a bit of jazz.

[07:09:28] You can expect delays on the major roads, especially during rush hour.

[07:09:33] Good to know Jim. Seems like everyone is in a hurry to get somewhere fast.

[07:09:38] Oh man.

[07:09:39] It's worth slowing down. And if you can, climb or trip outside.

[07:09:44] Oh, I don't know. I might have waited an hour.

[07:09:47] Repair your roads, Grosz. It's transport traffic.

[07:09:50] Besides, if I did that, I'd never get anywhere.

[07:09:53] Well, we're not in the business of reporting rubies.

[07:09:56] There's a widespread concern over fears

[07:09:58] that an insidious underground criminal organization

[07:10:01] might seize control of the area.

[07:10:03] Whoa!

[07:10:04] Recent crime stats confirm that the crime way

[07:10:07] it has certainly gripped our region,

[07:10:09] and it's showing no signs of letting...

[07:10:11] That's not even true!

[07:10:12] I don't like the sound of that letter.

[07:10:14] We'll be back after-

[07:10:15] Wait, no, no, they're just lying here!

[07:10:16] A chilly day with temperatures a little low-

[07:10:19] BUDDY!

[07:10:20] If you are heading out, don't forget your jacket.

[07:10:25] No, no!

[07:10:27] Wait, watch out, why is that high-quam-rate possibility?

[07:10:31] Is this a happiness?

[07:10:44] We don't even have that.

[07:10:51] Chaddy, do you think...

[07:10:56] Oh, where's the status of the top?

[07:11:04] Uh, present availability.

[07:11:09] um prison availability uh no crime rates number of crimes two per month

[07:11:19] we don't get a shit

[07:11:26] like we don't get a shit

[07:11:34] okay check the cost of life when the way up 11

[07:11:38] This is the best city ever. I just fucking lost the family of four and nothing more rocks. So the best home

[07:12:08] It's not far away.

[07:12:22] Like this.

[07:12:23] I don't know if you want to tear up so bad.

[07:12:30] They're good.

[07:12:48] And we'll do some rock excavation right there next to it.

[07:12:51] And it'll be good. We'll be Gucci for all the materials.

[07:12:56] Right?

[07:12:59] Put some rocks here.

[07:13:10] Oh, that's just the drawing.

[07:13:15] Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.

[07:13:18] There's almost no industry all done for there, man. It's there.

[07:13:20] Like that, that is actually a good play through, you're just yapping.

[07:13:31] I don't know what to buy yet.

[07:13:33] Okay, do we go on the side of the map? We bother with it or not?

[07:13:50] Oh no no no no!

[07:13:57] Should I let him do one way in or am I out?

[07:14:06] I can't do this anymore Mr Mayor.

[07:14:11] The first round of art was fine but after finding out there's 400 more I went into shop.

[07:14:17] I came back to reality after putting insane airtime on the motorway because one of your construction teams plays to groups there

[07:14:38] Beautiful

[07:14:40] Is that even worth it all?

[07:14:51] How do you?

[07:14:52] Why here?

[07:14:53] It has to be here.

[07:14:54] Hello, Mr. Mayor.

[07:14:55] Why here is we have to be here?

[07:15:02] Hello Mr. Mayor.

[07:15:04] I was one of the first resistance to move into this city.

[07:15:08] I believe that things could get better, but they haven't.

[07:15:11] I rather live in Hosong's America where.

[07:15:18] So why is it under fucking ground?

[07:15:25] Oh man, GG man, GG.

[07:15:51] wait no that works

[07:16:00] ummm what the f**k

[07:16:10] what?!

[07:16:16] chat why does the game let me put a put a road but it doesn't actually work

[07:16:21] Light.

[07:16:22] What?

[07:16:23] Light?

[07:16:24] Wait?

[07:16:25] Hold on.

[07:16:26] What the fuck?

[07:16:27] Aha!

[07:16:28] I got him.

[07:16:31] I got him.

[07:16:35] I got him.

[07:16:37] I got him.

[07:16:39] I got him.

[07:16:41] I got him.

[07:16:45] I got him.

[07:16:47] I got him.

[07:16:50] What the...

[07:17:02] Dude!

[07:17:05] Done it! Done it.

[07:17:11] Bang! Finished!

[07:17:17] That's fucking beautiful! I cooked!

[07:17:20] I'm not sure how to play this game.

[07:17:37] And then...

[07:17:39] Yo, Mr. Mayor, this city is so as I think I'd rather go skip road.

[07:17:44] You?

[07:17:45] And then...

[07:17:48] Hello, Mr. Mayor. I think the island you're building, the giant room should be called round about time.

[07:17:55] I-I-I COULD ST-

[07:17:56] But it seems you're going to bankrupt the city.

[07:17:58] Can we get a gentleman's park so my toddler has a place to play in?

[07:18:05] I have to be a no.

[07:18:07] Do you need any idea? Like, part of the story is just to maintain any idea.

[07:18:11] Yeah, I'll make a nice, make a nice little beautiful, dude, that looks beautiful.

[07:18:29] I cooked.

[07:18:45] What?

[07:18:46] What?

[07:18:47] I don't know.

[07:18:48] No, you're really jumping on that.

[07:18:49] I don't know.

[07:18:50] Will the waterfront smalls?

[07:18:51] The waterfront mediums?

[07:18:52] I don't know.

[07:18:53] Waterfront mediums

[07:19:03] Row housing

[07:19:09] Small housing, so these rest open. We can't get this out now. It's not good

[07:19:14] I can get the Interactive. I got you all.

[07:19:44] I did it!

[07:19:58] Why is number of resins not going up fast?

[07:20:01] I think we normally do it a lot faster.

[07:20:14] Oh my god, the men of wheat went up like crazy.

[07:20:28] They don't need power.

[07:20:29] They don't have power.

[07:20:30] 29 months.

[07:20:31] Bang.

[07:20:32] Power, power's in.

[07:20:33] How about any more power?

[07:20:34] Chad, we can go, we can go, guys.

[07:20:35] Fuck it.

[07:20:36] Chad, we gotta go, guys.

[07:20:37] We gotta go.

[07:20:38] We gotta go.

[07:20:39] We gotta go.

[07:20:40] We gotta go.

[07:20:41] We gotta go.

[07:20:42] We gotta go.

[07:20:43] I'm gonna go gas it.

[07:20:52] Check.

[07:20:57] This is the one city everyone would agree it's okay for Israel to bomb.

[07:21:01] Yo! Yo! Yo!

[07:21:03] Whoa!

[07:21:06] Have you ever tried true music or any psychedelic music?

[07:21:09] Not really.

[07:21:10] Ah, no. We don't want to discuss these topics now.

[07:21:14] Mr. Man, I didn't come to say that to find G-Self from the tower in my backyard.

[07:21:19] Oh, I'm better than I thought, so I guess.

[07:21:25] Hang on! Arena! Hotel! Apothec-y! How much longer do I have to wait?

[07:21:32] Brother!

[07:21:40] so

[07:21:54] it's noisy

[07:21:56] in this is giga chattington from the city of chat

[07:21:59] there's no water here

[07:22:00] to say your city size

[07:22:02] how much is public yet

[07:22:03] i'm new to my city and receive free healthcare and

[07:22:07] I don't know, I don't know shit.

[07:22:16] So what do they have water?

[07:22:20] Do you want more water, Bumbay?

[07:22:37] I don't know why I'm home dirty, Denim.

[07:22:39] It's got some hats, belts, and boots.

[07:22:41] We can cover you hands too, with that new slide.

[07:22:43] Even got your dang little denim leg garters

[07:22:45] for the boys who love that denim real good.

[07:22:48] You ever wear denim best?

[07:22:49] I'll tell you, girl, you will have them swarming.

[07:22:51] You'll see.

[07:22:52] Come on down to Denny's Denim.

[07:22:54] I'll sit you up.

[07:22:55] Don't ask for Denny.

[07:22:57] Oh, I've been married for a long time.

[07:23:00] OK, chat, with the water, chat, let me do the water.

[07:23:01] Oh, I've been married for a long time.

[07:23:04] Like waterways.

[07:23:06] Like what does that even do for me?

[07:23:11] Is that efficient?

[07:23:23] Chipping out

[07:23:30] So all I want to do check is go go to the main thing right

[07:23:36] That was proper recording media.

[07:23:39] Only if I don't forget our lecture.

[07:23:43] Wax cylinders and play on piano.

[07:23:47] Chat, like this Rex?

[07:23:49] There's a dotted line, you OK?

[07:23:57] The kid is too low?

[07:24:00] What?

[07:24:01] We're back here at CoolBlade.

[07:24:03] Of course, we're not actually in the CoolBlade studio.

[07:24:05] We're out of work from home sort of forming a kind of operation.

[07:24:08] Oh my-

[07:24:09] What's going on where you are, Kelvin?

[07:24:10] Hey, Rihanna, I'm trying to find the vegan yogurt.

[07:24:13] I think they put it with the regular yogurt, which is weird, isn't it?

[07:24:16] I'm doing something healthy, too.

[07:24:18] I'm on an all-butter diet.

[07:24:20] An all-butter diet?

[07:24:22] That's right. Apparently, if you-

[07:24:24] Oh, we're doing a sign-in.

[07:24:25] Exactly, and he nutrients your body into thinking that you're starving.

[07:24:29] And you can actually lose weight.

[07:24:31] Oh, that's pretty ingenious.

[07:24:33] Mr. Mayor, I just moved these into the new island and I'm dying of dehydration.

[07:24:37] Please help my looks are so checked right now.

[07:24:41] Okay, well, I'm gonna get back to it.

[07:24:44] Yeah, me too.

[07:24:45] Alright, thanks for listening. This is Cold Wave Radio.

[07:24:50] Industry in the region is on the rise and when business is doing well, that floats our boat.

[07:24:56] There's no sinking this boat, Blender.

[07:24:58] and on to our main

[07:25:00] I'll need to add industry there

[07:25:02] people need to work in the

[07:25:04] as the area is attracting more

[07:25:06] high-end stores bringing the

[07:25:08] latest in luxury to our neighborhood

[07:25:10] you could have a shop for design

[07:25:12] I came to your city to avoid the

[07:25:14] crazy size pop-ups of Montreal

[07:25:16] just to get into a car accident

[07:25:18] right after leaving the airport

[07:25:20] the hospital was expensive

[07:25:22] and now I am broken

[07:25:24] my only way out was the Spirit Airlines ticket

[07:25:26] We're looking at clear and sunny skies across the region today.

[07:25:30] We're going about two, but I'm looking forward to getting out and enjoying a nice walk in

[07:25:36] the fresh air later today.

[07:25:38] This is local weather with you all day, every day, rain or shine.

[07:25:43] What's the yellow stuff here?

[07:25:46] So I was getting yellow when you do the zoning

[07:25:57] Blue sorry

[07:26:06] Okay, real estate mansion right here at the end of the streets

[07:26:13] Film actor mansion also right here, so I think somebody should get a bit good at this, but

[07:26:24] I don't think it's fine.

[07:26:26] Mermaid lounge, well running to the water surely, right?

[07:26:34] The arena!

[07:26:35] Oh, can anyone be set him up right next to the highway?

[07:26:39] Dude, that actually looks cool.

[07:27:02] And then parking lots.

[07:27:03] We do Romans, we do parking.

[07:27:16] And big ass parking.

[07:27:33] What the fuck oh my god coach look out cool

[07:27:58] What the fuck's up?

[07:28:00] Hey, Mr. Mayor, I just came back from Mome Lounge.

[07:28:05] Call it fucking Walrus Lounge, because I'm sorry, but why are all the girls taught us much love?

[07:28:12] Um...

[07:28:14] Okay.

[07:28:15] Ja, how do you process goods?

[07:28:17] I see this lumber here.

[07:28:19] Paper. How do you make paper?

[07:28:51] I need an arbor!

[07:28:59] Oh wow, that's beautiful!

[07:29:04] I like that!

[07:29:21] Dude

[07:29:24] What do you do with the arm room? I don't know I built this

[07:29:29] Cargo right

[07:29:34] No cargo vehicle access, what do you mean by that?

[07:29:51] that was worth it. That was a

[07:29:58] big expense. That was like a

[07:30:01] mill.

[07:30:04] Yeah, I know this works.

[07:30:07] Yeah.

[07:30:10] Yeah.

[07:30:13] Yeah.

[07:30:16] Yeah.

[07:30:19] Like this?

[07:30:35] Oh, there's no traffic!

[07:30:37] Where do you pick the roads?

[07:30:38] Like, these guys are fine!

[07:30:40] It's not all they want parking!

[07:30:45] Damn, just stop fucking parking the streets!

[07:30:49] See? Fuck your shit.

[07:31:00] 200,000 dollars!

[07:31:06] Wait, how about that?

[07:31:15] Okay, now we need to do more houses.

[07:31:28] Really fast.

[07:31:30] Chat, people are not moving in!

[07:31:37] Like there's a problem in my city!

[07:31:40] Like people are not moving in!

[07:31:41] Look, it's only one dump up wide!

[07:31:44] You want high density housing? Is that what we need?

[07:32:01] You know what? We're going to build this block right here.

[07:32:04] And this is where we're going to make money.

[07:32:07] Okay.

[07:32:08] High density?

[07:32:10] I've been stuck on traffic for six days.

[07:32:13] on the wagey cube.

[07:32:27] Oh my god.

[07:32:31] What is this budget?

[07:32:33] Okay, chat. What the fuck is happening?

[07:32:35] I think it's the fucking boat.

[07:32:43] Buddy, we're exporting nothing!

[07:33:13] you

[07:33:43] you

[07:34:13] you

[07:34:43] you

[07:35:13] you

[07:35:43] I think he almost stopped this street only 12 more blocks to wait it's only 13 times

[07:36:05] Wait. What the fuck? Hold on.

[07:36:16] That's a victory over the tons of production! 300!

[07:36:30] Oh, Mr. Mayor, I am reaching out to you regarding an article I am writing for CNN.

[07:36:36] Several neighborhoods have filed formal complaints about you running naked down the highway.

[07:36:41] Would you care to comment?

[07:36:44] Thank you.

[07:37:00] I hope you all have a wonderful week, it's QCL.

[07:37:07] Yeah

[07:37:26] Yeah, we should be good now right on what

[07:37:37] Oh

[07:37:54] Hold on hold on

[07:37:58] So is he getting better?

[07:38:07] Are you tired of shopping at the dingy stores? Sure, you nobody is coming to the city

[07:38:15] The ultimate destination for the discerning shop. Why hello, Jen. Hi Stanley. Isn't this a lovely place to shop?

[07:38:21] It sure is common groceries twice the price. It's twice as nice

[07:38:32] Don't be just puzzle

[07:38:37] We had it and you're listening to Coldplay.

[07:38:40] This is Calvin and don't touch that dial.

[07:38:43] Five days stuck in traffic,

[07:38:45] wife's contracted brain damage due to late production,

[07:38:49] our child's stillborn due to Stockton's disease

[07:38:51] and the opalculation,

[07:38:53] and I want to be sworn because of a trauma.

[07:38:56] Thanks for the welfare, Mr. Mayor.

[07:39:01] That's right, you could almost say

[07:39:03] it's too much of a good thing.

[07:39:05] Well, we could say that we're enjoying a positive trade balance, and the economy is booming.

[07:39:11] More after this.

[07:39:13] For our feature story, we're on the streets with Kim this hour.

[07:39:17] Okay, we should be going garbage now.

[07:39:19] So, Kim, what's the word on the street?

[07:39:22] So, are they not going to pick up the garbage?

[07:39:24] It's more what I'm snagging.

[07:39:25] Garbage palliante.

[07:39:26] I have to say, it just plain stinks around here.

[07:39:29] Gross.

[07:39:30] And these concerned citizens agree.

[07:39:32] That's hardly news.

[07:39:33] It hasn't been any press collection for who knows how long.

[07:39:36] It does lot in food, dirty diapers, fish cuts, and...

[07:39:40] Oh!

[07:39:40] I-I-I-I can't stand a...

[07:39:42] Think about it, let alone smell it!

[07:39:45] And the piles of filth just keep growing and growing and growing and growing!

[07:39:50] Damn it, Eugene. We're not doomed.

[07:39:53] You heard it here, folks.

[07:39:55] We're not...

[07:39:55] They want hospitals, but...

[07:39:56] Buddy, buddy, I'm gonna build a fucking hospital right here.

[07:39:59] We're gonna do that after this.

[07:40:00] A chilly day with temperatures a little longer.

[07:40:04] My house smells like shit.

[07:40:06] Nobody's going to sleep!

[07:40:08] Makes me as sick as all around the box.

[07:40:11] Away's the kitchen.

[07:40:15] Horizontal lounge.

[07:40:17] Apothec-y.

[07:40:25] A shipyard.

[07:40:27] Not enough roundabouts.

[07:40:30] Why is there so many problems?

[07:40:42] You want a hospital buddy?

[07:40:43] I'm about to bulldoze your fucking house.

[07:40:46] Oh my god, the reddit is almost all gone.

[07:40:54] That's huge!

[07:40:55] That's massive!

[07:40:56] That is absolutely great news.

[07:41:10] Roundabout city away.

[07:41:16] More wood.

[07:41:17] This better wood.

[07:41:18] More wood.

[07:41:19] This better wood.

[07:41:20] What was it?

[07:41:27] Extend the zoning huh?

[07:41:31] You know we can't wait, you're right we can't.

[07:41:40] there's absolutely huge no I can hear everybody else

[07:42:09] Uh, low density again, if I'm not on time.

[07:42:28] What the fuck is happening?

[07:42:32] I just put a new lane fill.

[07:42:39] Oh, because there's like a traffic here.

[07:42:41] Oh shit.

[07:42:42] Oh my god.

[07:42:43] Wait, this is really bad, man.

[07:43:24] due to the mare ground in the greedy farmer neighbor of ours more non-farmable land.

[07:43:29] Me and my family are now homeless, living under the city's first round of ass.

[07:43:34] This mare is corrupt to the left.

[07:43:48] Or about to lose a lot of gold right now.

[07:43:54] Bulldozer shit. When they complain, I bulldoze. It's really less than bull.

[07:44:08] Okay, nobody is gonna out of the city. I'm bulldozing the way out. I am fucking tired of this shit.

[07:44:24] And bulldoze it.

[07:44:31] Bang!

[07:44:34] Now what your dick is?

[07:44:47] Oh, it's a little better!

[07:44:52] bro why is everybody stuck here buddy what the fuck are you doing is it parking

[07:45:09] what the fuck is going on

[07:45:15] oh my god actually was everything

[07:45:22] What is happening here chat, how do you fix that?

[07:45:28] That's a fucking protest.

[07:45:35] Maybe we go up barking?

[07:45:41] Oh shit, yeah, they want me to be barking.

[07:45:48] Parking oh shit. Yeah, they won't be any parking

[07:45:58] You're all parking the pump then I bulldoze

[07:46:04] Why nobody nobody even comes here

[07:46:18] Now why is the red here?

[07:46:26] Explain white!

[07:46:27] I'll make it a highway.

[07:46:30] I got you bro.

[07:46:38] Please Mr. Mayor, I have been stuck in traffic for the last 18 hours, please do something

[07:46:51] my kids and wife at home need me and I can go anywhere, Mr. Mayor.

[07:46:55] Now people are protesting in the street, help me.

[07:46:59] Oh

[07:47:19] What the fuck

[07:47:29] Oh shit, the highway needs a cat. Oh, no, we

[07:47:39] Well, well those city is going to hell I need to stop microliting to survive

[07:47:45] Well, well those we don't care

[07:47:51] Traffic is I mean it's getting better

[07:47:59] I

[07:48:04] Brow version number

[07:48:11] I don't have to do to make it better connect to the middle one middle

[07:48:24] Yes

[07:48:29] The two highways.

[07:48:36] What?

[07:48:43] What the fuck are you doing?

[07:48:54] What's fucking, how have you done that?

[07:49:00] My grandmother fell down the stairs so we called 911.

[07:49:06] The ambulance came relatively quickly but she died and tried to get to the hospital

[07:49:12] due to the mass progress of splotting loads.

[07:49:14] So make the road to the red there.

[07:49:18] Okay, I gotcha.

[07:49:24] Five days into being an ambulance for a medic in this city, and I can't even overtake others

[07:49:29] because the traffic is stuck on both sides due to protests.

[07:49:33] Can't help anyone catching smogtones disease and my job is actually pointless.

[07:49:38] After weeks of having shit traffic get into my house, the mayor just fucking bore those

[07:49:45] It's not a girl

[07:49:55] Well, I think I'm out of books here. Hold on

[07:50:00] It's getting worse. Okay. Okay, this is several is it we need to connect this

[07:50:15] Um, this will go here I think.

[07:50:23] Chat, please help me.

[07:50:27] Okay, I know a chat.

[07:50:36] Oh, I just went in right now, that's the table, ropes!

[07:50:39] It's not a bombination, it's a work in progress.

[07:50:57] Okay!

[07:50:59] Let's make it a one way.

[07:51:07] Wait.

[07:51:08] I have used my life savings to send my life and kids out of this city.

[07:51:23] I can only hope and pray they may be there before the corrupt mayor demolish the only

[07:51:28] way out of this city.

[07:51:33] I don't understand it.

[07:51:47] What's happening?

[07:51:49] Okay, it's just a road in the connector.

[07:51:55] Oh, let's go ahead and not do that then.

[07:52:05] Is that good?

[07:52:15] Oh, what the fuck is this?

[07:52:33] I'm not sure.

[07:52:40] Hey buddy, those sure are nice shoes. Uh, thanks. They're

[07:52:45] waffers. Oh, that's some fine stitching. Take them off. Let me

[07:52:49] see. Well, uh, all right. Beautiful. Soft and strong. Thanks

[07:52:55] for that. And they look great on you. Thanks buddy. Hey,

[07:53:00] No power!

[07:53:05] Gaspar plant in the middle of the city, I don't give a shit anymore.

[07:53:30] Carpet is brand new in fact, they just put in a lot of great upgrade replastered and repainted

[07:53:45] Even worse in here it smells like gunpowder to me does the garbage disposal work

[07:53:53] The floor squishy over here

[07:54:00] And now find real estate

[07:54:13] What's up

[07:54:22] What I mean no power I don't get it I just built a whole gas thing in what

[07:54:30] Wow, Fredo, uh, uh oh, Radio, and Final?

[07:54:35] No, no, Game Show.

[07:54:37] Good one!

[07:54:38] Alright everybody, if you can rhyme, sort of.

[07:54:40] This is Cold Wave, we'll be back later.

[07:54:43] In local coverage, the Tourism Board just released their figures, and it's good news all around.

[07:54:50] Tourism is way up over the previous season. Pretty amazing, right, Jim?

[07:54:56] The only way out of this city now is through the underground criminal organization controlling the dogs.

[07:55:02] Hopefully I survive the journey in the shipping container I wear.

[07:55:16] Oh!

[07:55:26] What do you

[07:55:28] Oh, dirty diapers, fish guts, and oh, I can't stand to think about it, let it lie down.

[07:55:34] I had more to do than that, wait, we'll do it.

[07:55:36] And the piles of pills just keep growing, growing, growing, growing!

[07:55:41] Can it, Eugene? You're not doomed.

[07:55:44] You heard it here, folks. We're not doomed.

[07:55:47] It's still pretty stinky, though. That's good to hear, Kim. We'll be back after this.

[07:55:52] A chilly day with temperatures a little less than with you.

[07:55:55] Okay, explain that again.

[07:55:56] Don't forget your jacket.

[07:55:57] Wow, can I move in I need a place to live can I please live in you city police, Mr. C

[07:56:16] One more question on the outside woman under the video. I mean okay to the outside

[07:56:25] Like your main highway

[07:56:27] I

[07:56:48] Have to do

[07:56:50] Why one is fucking a bill that

[07:56:58] I'm not sure what to do.

[07:57:05] I'm not sure what to do.

[07:57:14] I got a lot of enemies.

[07:57:24] I got a lot of enemies.

[07:57:35] Am I good?

[07:57:46] Is it gonna try again?

[07:57:48] I think I give up

[07:57:54] But it's getting worse every fucking time

[07:58:01] That way was a bad idea

[07:58:05] Oh, GG, GG man, GG man.

[07:58:31] Check, is the traffic the only reason why people aren't immigrating?

[07:58:55] Really

[07:59:08] On that one it's higher oh

[07:59:13] Shit, there's no high schools

[07:59:18] I want a Chinese high school

[07:59:25] Then I want a um, urban high school?

[07:59:34] Then I want some elementary schools?

[07:59:44] And then I want, um, maybe a college, we need a college.

[07:59:49] We're poor!

[07:59:55] I figure out a lot on us.

[08:00:03] Why is our mayor making these choices?

[08:00:05] Why did he create a masterpiece that has asked to reach the hospital?

[08:00:10] I broke my arm and somehow managed to break another on the drive from swerving out of

[08:00:15] insane drivers.

[08:00:17] Just give us less roundabouts.

[08:00:28] Too big.

[08:00:40] Bang!

[08:00:41] That's good!

[08:00:42] My city has now as colleges so I mean surely you will come in there

[08:00:57] There's always another anymore, right?

[08:01:03] Oh shit, it's definitely back there. Oh well

[08:01:12] I got an email from the city today at work saying that my request for fixing the proposals

[08:01:26] in my road could be resolved.

[08:01:28] The road is fucking gone.

[08:01:30] There is nothing but dirt and green roses.

[08:01:33] I can't get to my house.

[08:01:35] Peppersack.

[08:01:36] Why is the bridge red?

[08:01:41] It's pretty funny in there.

[08:01:46] Oh my god, dude. What the fuck is going-

[08:01:56] Oh shit, we're gonna roll at this. What the-

[08:02:11] I got it.

[08:02:16] Ah, no.

[08:02:21] Dang it!

[08:02:26] Fixed!

[08:02:41] like explain why you don't just use the right fucking lane

[08:02:50] Then, cross watch it then, the more cross walks, yeah how do you say no to cross walks,

[08:03:11] I forgot how that works.

[08:03:15] It's...

[08:03:20] No crosswalk, right?

[08:03:23] The wrench tab.

[08:03:36] Alright.

[08:03:41] How do you remove it?

[08:03:48] I'm not gonna do this, this is doing the thing.

[08:03:59] How do you move with it?

[08:04:05] I'm like again, this is doing nothing.

[08:04:11] Go away, it works.

[08:04:19] I mean, we just banter the shrimps.

[08:04:44] Like nobody is going forward everybody who's fucking stuck here

[08:05:09] I always lose the traffic. Traffic is always lost. Traffic equals loose.

[08:05:20] What about the lighting? It's just so sad. There's no light in the city.

[08:05:33] I have buff lanes, more than I need you!

[08:06:03] whatever bro I'm over it

[08:06:15] that was a good go around there

[08:06:24] wait hold on

[08:06:26] wait

[08:06:28] And back to dodge it.

[08:06:33] It's timeless to me.

[08:06:35] F5 Tornado.

[08:06:36] Multiple radius tracks and earthquakes to fix all these things.

[08:06:41] Wait, I know why.

[08:06:51] And now we're broke

[08:06:59] Service upkeep service upkeep taxes are now at seven percent

[08:07:12] Enjoy it

[08:07:14] I can't, I'm actually gonna get my mother.

[08:07:41] My grandfather still yapping about roundabout city, I wonder what was it like?

[08:07:46] Taxes finally at 7% oh my god.

[08:07:49] Yeah, I mean it's a ruse.

[08:07:52] You load the taxes, people come in and they skyrocket them, but they already moved in.

[08:07:57] So where are they going to go?

[08:07:58] They're stuck there.

[08:07:59] Like they already made a choice when it was good.

[08:08:02] So you interrupt them.

[08:08:05] All right, that's cool.

[08:08:14] Now play rollercoats to Tycoon and make roundabout rides.

[08:08:18] Okay.

[08:08:19] No.

[08:08:20] Oh, I think you see nobody wants to play it.

[08:08:31] Look at play, um, yo

[08:08:35] Yeah, yo, yo, you'll have another gambling game because I'm kind of feeding for a lucky

[08:08:40] Yeah, I'm down at it. Let's go. It's only a very very big. There's five floors of it five floors

[08:08:46] So we almost beat the game

[08:08:48] Well, we barely get the system to them, too

[08:08:52] Okay, I heard that let me see but only here

[08:08:55] was down two hours ago

[08:09:01] I

[08:09:04] Believe city I was sitting skyline. It's fun actually

[08:09:15] Wait, wait, let me write change just in case

[08:09:21] Wait we all did for the recent the game

[08:09:31] so what I'm getting on middle left buster

[08:09:57] I think it's not fresh because I think starting good is one point and doing good.

[08:10:06] Yeah, I think we should fresh it.

[08:10:11] Definitely fresh it.

[08:10:12] Let me see if I'm allowed to play and nope, oh yeah.

[08:10:18] Apple.

[08:10:19] Yep.

[08:10:20] First thing's first, Ace.

[08:10:27] Ummm...

[08:10:32] Okay.

[08:10:34] So I think we use all of it at the same time.

[08:10:38] Yo?

[08:10:39] Yo.

[08:10:40] So how about...

[08:10:41] So how about...

[08:10:42] So how about...

[08:10:43] So how about...

[08:10:44] So how about...

[08:10:45] I think we save and we try to get lucky early on, you know what I mean?

[08:10:49] mean yeah with the tickets I think so too yeah starting fresh right yeah yeah so

[08:10:54] I think for something good I think

[08:11:01] all right he wants us to put a bit of $300 let's go

[08:11:05] that's easy okay so you saw me have a bad no you

[08:11:14] now I hit you and you decided to still hit me I mean I mean you were gonna hit

[08:11:18] I'm not stupid. You really hit me. I know I know I wasn't I was trying to show that I was above that

[08:11:23] I knew I'm not I know what everybody hit me

[08:11:30] You're best nightman is facing one bro. No, I was not gonna hit you. I watch this is what I do here

[08:11:36] And stand

[08:11:39] Really you hit that

[08:11:41] You know what I got your button the double you knew one of play smile

[08:11:49] What the only card I can

[08:11:57] Okay, so

[08:12:01] Watch I

[08:12:04] For no way you try to double that we ain't got money I mean it's over

[08:12:13] Wow

[08:12:15] What a comeback, Loki.

[08:12:19] Okay, we take this, we take this, we bet all on a duck, no?

[08:12:25] On a duck?

[08:12:26] Yeah.

[08:12:27] Okay.

[08:12:28] I mean, we lost NGG.

[08:12:29] I see we just all in a duck.

[08:12:30] You know, we only 800, so I think we're the only, we're 200 bucks on a, on, on Bucky.

[08:12:41] Okay, I'm done.

[08:12:42] The dude 200 or duck, what do you think it is that personally we'll see the code at the same time

[08:12:47] Yeah, two one blue really well

[08:12:51] I was gonna say blue cuz I like her laugh, but I didn't y'all then buddy more but up to you

[08:12:57] Wait, that's actually a good way to do it cuz I don't know the names. What did you pick your Yarl? Yeah, shit

[08:13:03] I'm gonna laugh like you said it. Oh, what's that? Can you please move? Thank you?

[08:13:08] Like that we only have $300 and this guy's watching our last bet. Yeah, I mean y'all are left

[08:13:15] I said blue you said green what if I could buy blue green what color does that

[08:13:24] Okay, I'm lucky

[08:13:30] Nice you got that

[08:13:33] What?

[08:13:34] Well, bro, we have two minutes we have two minutes left. Let's just do blackjack fuck it

[08:13:40] I mean

[08:13:45] Nice nice

[08:13:53] No, no, no really

[08:13:55] I

[08:14:00] Think

[08:14:02] So we're we're poor banks

[08:14:08] That is so fucking unlucky

[08:14:19] Yo

[08:14:21] Yo, yo, we really yeah, we need the bobby putting bets like like I'm

[08:14:25] I make small mediums, and you do whatever.

[08:14:29] Okay.

[08:14:29] Alright.

[08:14:30] I'll just, I'll try to just like, I won't do like big hits, I'm just gonna try to, I'll have a goal.

[08:14:36] If our goal is 1.2, my goal is to make 500 dollars.

[08:14:39] Okay, fair enough.

[08:14:40] So, come on.

[08:14:41] Wait, we need a, a, a, a, upgrade less first.

[08:14:45] Oh, oh, young, like, hey, say less, I love young.

[08:14:50] Dude!

[08:14:51] I, I'm so cranky right now, I have no idea.

[08:14:53] Brother!

[08:14:55] You know.

[08:14:55] Let's like get up you are f***ing...

[08:14:57] Wait...

[08:15:02] I'm not gonna hit you, I'm not gonna hit you, I'm not gonna hit you.

[08:15:04] This is like a test, see if I hit you or not.

[08:15:10] Look, he jiffed you though.

[08:15:12] No, I didn't do anything.

[08:15:19] Hello.

[08:15:20] Hey man, we're back for the gamble.

[08:15:23] We're gonna be making money today. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I love I mean, I think stuff that you can't pay me like low key

[08:15:31] That's not tonight. $60 a pop to cheat. Oh

[08:15:35] You got it

[08:15:47] You're only going about one oh my god, I was one up

[08:16:23] Oh my god.

[08:16:26] Wait, how did it?

[08:16:27] Oh, that's the good one though.

[08:16:28] Wow.

[08:16:29] I got the X.

[08:16:30] I got a double X line.

[08:16:31] Hey, let's get out of here.

[08:16:34] That was huge.

[08:16:36] Yeah, I think we should just leave.

[08:16:38] Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[08:16:40] Yep.

[08:16:41] It'll play.

[08:16:42] Just do minimum.

[08:16:43] All right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[08:16:45] Hold on, buddy.

[08:16:49] Nice.

[08:16:50] Nice.

[08:16:50] Son.

[08:16:50] That's it.

[08:16:51] But I think it's the right one, okay?

[08:16:53] Man, this is good.

[08:16:55] Very good run.

[08:16:57] Line ticket, live everything? I mean, boom.

[08:16:59] And in here, back here, yo.

[08:17:03] What up?

[08:17:07] Yo, we're getting rich.

[08:17:09] Wow, look at that.

[08:17:11] Wow. Plus six?

[08:17:15] Oh, well, not the one that goes down.

[08:17:17] I mean, we want to get the tickets.

[08:17:19] the house right we have no upgrades we are more likely to lose them to win it

[08:17:22] I'd like to get the exit that we got and go home and then lose it

[08:17:29] you only do the gambling it later on when you have upgrades is definitely a

[08:17:32] gamble it's just math I've never looked in here oh that's cool okay I'm orange

[08:17:45] Oh, very cute, man.

[08:17:49] Thanks.

[08:17:50] I didn't get random item, Loki.

[08:17:52] Yeah, random item is always the way to go.

[08:17:55] I like the triple thing as well.

[08:17:58] But...

[08:17:59] Yeah, I never just turn on cash.

[08:18:01] Oh, maybe I should join us later.

[08:18:03] We know how your gambling goes.

[08:18:06] Now go all in.

[08:18:07] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[08:18:08] No, that's very easy.

[08:18:09] Yep.

[08:18:10] Yep.

[08:18:12] See, this is a truss that I'm not gonna hate you.

[08:18:15] I hate you.

[08:18:19] Quick, like...

[08:18:20] See that? This is what we have, truss.

[08:18:29] Come on!

[08:18:30] Alright, Max win.

[08:18:31] Max win!

[08:18:33] That's literally Max loss here.

[08:18:35] That's literally Max loss.

[08:18:37] That's a worse limit to get in the game.

[08:18:39] She's useless. Thank you

[08:18:42] I'm on the way

[08:18:44] This is oh, I didn't mean to be talking. Oh my god. It's really bad. I'm just gonna be

[08:18:50] Yeah

[08:19:01] I'm doing joining out here

[08:19:39] Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

[08:19:44] I'ma give love money.

[08:19:48] Wow.

[08:19:49] Ready?

[08:19:53] Fuck, we broke the street. Sorry.

[08:19:55] Are you, deadass?

[08:19:56] Yeah.

[08:19:57] 100% I'm dead-ass. It hit 0x.

[08:20:00] All my thanks.

[08:20:04] Yeah.

[08:20:09] Okay, yeah, don't do anything.

[08:20:11] Yeah, but I lost it. Yeah.

[08:20:13] No, no, you won.

[08:20:15] No, but I actually lost. It was a 0.1x.

[08:20:18] Oh, man. Um...

[08:20:22] I'll try one more time.

[08:20:23] Wait, it's not a good seed for three-earns in a row.

[08:20:26] I need credit for three-earns in a row, though, okay, hold on.

[08:20:33] Yeah, this is really good seed for that. Maybe...

[08:20:35] Yeah, I don't know what to do here.

[08:20:39] That's good. That's good. Good. Good.

[08:20:55] Come on.

[08:20:59] Wait, what? Is that funny back here?

[08:21:02] Is that a draw?

[08:21:03] Does that count?

[08:21:04] No, it didn't take away our win.

[08:21:09] seven oh no oh no um okay I'm gonna click this one time is this things do

[08:21:22] over here what is it dude I swear they only draw small cards okay okay I got

[08:21:34] I got one as well. We need one more. Oh god. I think you go first.

[08:21:40] Are you sure that you think this is better odds?

[08:21:43] Yeah, go.

[08:21:50] Are you shh?

[08:21:56] Yeah, good, good.

[08:21:58] It was either way. It was either way.

[08:22:00] I'm not mad.

[08:22:01] You.

[08:22:02] Okay, and what woman?

[08:22:05] No, not 10 please.

[08:22:09] Nice.

[08:22:10] One more?

[08:22:11] Let's see!

[08:22:12] What the fuck?

[08:22:13] Okay, I'll just wait.

[08:22:16] Bye, bye.

[08:22:20] Stan?

[08:22:21] Okay, I'll just wait.

[08:22:28] Bye, bye.

[08:22:31] Stan?

[08:22:32] Yes, sir?

[08:22:33] Wow.

[08:22:34] Fuck you.

[08:22:35] One.

[08:22:36] Yep.

[08:22:37] And ten to get.

[08:22:38] Nice!

[08:22:39] One more!

[08:22:40] Oh, no.

[08:22:41] No!

[08:22:42] Damn.

[08:23:13] I got it, I got it, I got it. Wait. Wait, that's a lid. What?

[08:23:18] Pass, pass!

[08:23:40] I think we got it, I think we got it!

[08:23:43] It didn't count, it didn't count it's.

[08:23:54] Well Omi isn't here, how could it count?

[08:23:56] How could it count?

[08:23:57] Sure, Omi are you ready?

[08:23:59] Hi!

[08:24:00] Yeah I'm ready.

[08:24:01] Yeah, yeah, yellow record, yellow record.

[08:24:02] We'll record today, it's happening.

[08:24:05] Can you put your camera on the bottom left?

[08:24:07] Sure.

[08:24:08] Sure.

[08:24:09] Because whenever, if you redeem like a book and stuff they can read it on the side then.

[08:24:13] on me just for you okay okay thank you just for you nice today um just for you um random item for

[08:24:26] shell really on day one that's how we did that last night i feel like i feel like wait are we

[08:24:32] really trying today like really yeah okay then i think we don't like anything today what is

[08:25:08] We're all teammates. There's no point. There's no reason to say to the zero. There's none none

[08:25:20] There's no point. Do not smack. Let's play slots first

[08:25:25] Oh, no

[08:25:28] No slots. No slots. Bad seed. I'd like it. It is just a terrible seed. Um, thank you all for sure

[08:25:38] Okay, I'm almost there guys

[08:25:57] Not bad

[08:26:02] Come on

[08:26:04] We gotta get that total back.

[08:26:11] We gotta get that total back, that total wager.

[08:26:15] Keep it turning, keep it turning.

[08:26:20] All good.

[08:26:25] We're good, finish, finish, stop, one more.

[08:26:31] Okay.

[08:26:32] Okay, perfect.

[08:26:33] Yeah we're good. Alright, I'm going on.

[08:26:37] Let's go!

[08:26:39] Okay, all we have to do is win the first date and keep it low key.

[08:26:45] Okay, and just remember, you gotta hit each other.

[08:26:48] Keep going means that you can lose. It's a losing game. It's a losing game. We have no items. We have no items.

[08:26:57] First date, we played raw.

[08:26:58] Yeah, we just get to keep all that what do you let's say what's max when you think in

[08:27:07] the shop um it's the car it's the book combo book combo thing is it's the maximum 100%

[08:27:14] it's gonna be skip I think book cover goes hard as fucker I agree even if you get the

[08:27:23] 50% profit it's still it's still positive RTP. Yeah, double book. Yeah, it's like insane power of book profit

[08:27:30] Oh, this one this one this one

[08:27:36] I think you can only get like nine tickets per night on extras. Yeah

[08:27:49] I don't yeah

[08:27:53] I remember just no hitting or nothing like that.

[08:27:58] Angel of Ducks.

[08:27:59] Alright, that's good.

[08:28:00] Yeah!

[08:28:01] Caught you lacking!

[08:28:02] No, cause I caught you lacking though!

[08:28:03] Are you fucking stupid?

[08:28:04] Maybe he's come in here with a bat.

[08:28:05] Oh, but I caught you lacking with no bat this time.

[08:28:06] That's ridiculous.

[08:28:07] What a fuck, Anna.

[08:28:08] What a moron.

[08:28:09] I caught you lacking.

[08:28:10] Now you were lacking a hundred percent.

[08:28:11] Oh, but I caught you lacking with no bat this time.

[08:28:12] That's ridiculous.

[08:28:13] What a fuck, Anna.

[08:28:14] What a moron.

[08:28:15] I caught you lacking.

[08:28:16] Now you were lacking a hundred percent.

[08:28:17] I thought you were lacking, now you were lacking a hundred percent

[08:28:26] Oh, so old!

[08:28:30] Are you even lacking?

[08:28:31] Bro, we're on the clock, we're on the clock

[08:28:32] Okay, I was low key lacking, I didn't know why

[08:28:34] I was

[08:28:42] Hold on

[08:28:47] You should see what's going on.

[08:29:17] There's some weird shit going on over here, there's some weird shit going on.

[08:29:27] Yo, I got to swing the slot machine like two times, what happened?

[08:29:38] Wait, what is going on over here?

[08:29:41] I'm trying to get a 7, but the game is just, um, why that was going to be a 7 actually.

[08:29:55] I'm in it.

[08:29:56] Oh no!

[08:29:57] I was a 7.

[08:29:58] No!

[08:29:59] I'm just down.

[08:30:04] You had fives, you had fives, that's five, that's five, we win, wait, what are you doing?

[08:30:23] You had five. You had five. That's five. That's five. We win. Wait, what are you doing?

[08:30:31] Wait. I don't know what's going on. Listen, I can't.

[08:30:39] Wait.

[08:30:46] Am I fucking dumb?

[08:30:49] It doesn't let you cheat it.

[08:30:53] all in green guys were broke what happened with the money

[08:31:00] hold on we're all living green

[08:31:04] we gotta rejuice we gotta rejuice who rejuiced us

[08:31:09] I hit green I was

[08:31:13] wow wow

[08:31:17] so was it really something to be lost let's go home

[08:31:20] Uh, yeah.

[08:31:33] Okay, um, we need to theory-craft this, guys.

[08:31:39] Okay, I'm just gonna be real, you lost all that money in two seconds, bro.

[08:31:42] I clicked, like, a one button on a slot machine and looked at it and it was gone.

[08:31:47] Wait.

[08:31:49] What's on me also also be nice and no hitting hey, hey, are you that ass though? I did one bet

[08:31:59] Wait, was it a ginormous bet?

[08:32:03] No, you can't oh

[08:32:09] Chastity can't smash the dice each and I hate with the bed accounts

[08:32:18] I don't know.

[08:32:26] They're on this away so no one can use this.

[08:32:41] Right.

[08:32:43] Slots.

[08:32:45] Come on.

[08:32:47] Come on, baby.

[08:32:49] Come on.

[08:32:51] Guys, now we can go to the loft.

[08:32:53] I lost that leg.

[08:32:55] Sick.

[08:32:57] Come on.

[08:32:59] Or you should.

[08:33:01] Come on, man.

[08:33:03] Guys, this is bad.

[08:33:05] I lost that leg.

[08:33:07] Sick.

[08:33:09] Come on.

[08:33:11] That

[08:33:30] Guys

[08:33:33] I mean

[08:33:37] But I lost everything

[08:33:41] I mean, what is this luck man on G though, but all I want to do is win the dope

[08:34:11] Go, go, go, go.

[08:34:13] Yep.

[08:34:15] This is like one of my runs on Stegokie.

[08:34:17] Yeah, this is a steak run for show.

[08:34:23] You didn't click?

[08:34:25] I didn't. Go.

[08:34:29] Wait, 10x on slot is not easy at all.

[08:34:31] Let's just go with 30 bits.

[08:34:33] There's no 60s, 30s on me.

[08:34:37] Okay.

[08:34:39] after that I burned a bet only because I want to bet on the on the on the on the

[08:34:50] on the dice if we have reactive 30 that's all I guess one

[08:34:59] Oh, that didn't mess with it.

[08:35:04] 30's.

[08:35:05] Is that it?

[08:35:06] That's gonna be good.

[08:35:07] We're gonna come back.

[08:35:08] We're gonna come back.

[08:35:09] We're gonna come back.

[08:35:10] Okay.

[08:35:11] They're flying over here.

[08:35:12] I think um.

[08:35:13] Good.

[08:35:14] Good.

[08:35:15] Can I get one?

[08:35:16] It's a 500 stop.

[08:35:17] All good.

[08:35:18] Okay.

[08:35:19] Okay.

[08:35:20] Okay.

[08:35:21] Okay.

[08:35:22] Okay.

[08:35:23] Okay.

[08:35:24] Okay.

[08:35:25] Okay.

[08:35:26] Yeah, I got one.

[08:35:27] If he hits a 500 stop, then all of them will break.

[08:35:31] Yep.

[08:35:33] 500 bottom left in line.

[08:35:41] Oh, I did it!

[08:35:43] Wait, no! Only one! That was- I get the fuck out of my way!

[08:35:48] I got it! I got it! I got it!

[08:35:51] We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. Stop clicking the buttons.

[08:35:53] Hey!

[08:35:55] No, no, no, it's over. It's over. It's over. Okay

[08:36:07] Okay, I'm gonna go then go then don't fucking hit me

[08:36:25] Oh really? Oh really? Oh you're trying to go through the path that you can't get? Oh

[08:36:32] really?

[08:36:33] Get in the bus.

[08:36:37] Skip.

[08:36:38] Anything special?

[08:36:39] The only way you can get that by the way, you can't have a body, you gotta roll down

[08:36:45] there.

[08:36:46] Oh okay.

[08:36:47] That was a good run.

[08:36:52] That was great.

[08:36:53] That was great. Good gamble, guys. Good gamble.

[08:36:55] Put it up.

[08:36:58] Thor, you need to be digging this. It's huge. That's huge.

[08:37:10] These are all shit.

[08:37:12] Oh, that's your free item. Oh, right, man. Let's go.

[08:37:15] I don't have no mustache or anything.

[08:37:18] How do you do this?

[08:37:20] Uh, well, you just re-rolled it, you stupid motherfucker!

[08:37:24] No, no, no, I didn't.

[08:37:26] I'm not.

[08:37:27] Well, we have to help them because they saw the machine.

[08:37:30] Oh, no.

[08:37:32] Oh, wait, don't do not. Do fucking not.

[08:37:35] I'm not. I'm...

[08:37:40] Sick.

[08:37:45] bring the bat in case I would get crabs

[08:37:48] you never know

[08:37:49] let's go get

[08:37:58] oh, prevents all losses

[08:38:00] um

[08:38:06] okay, ready?

[08:38:07] yeah, no, max him all out, max him all out, max him all out

[08:38:11] okay, this one's maxed

[08:38:13] okay, everything's maxed, tell me when

[08:38:14] 3, 2, 1, uh, go.

[08:38:31] Is that good?

[08:38:33] Is it over?

[08:38:34] It's over. We need to have Max win though.

[08:38:37] Finish it!

[08:38:39] We don't have to do it with Max, um, Max Money though.

[08:38:42] You're not wrong, but I want to.

[08:38:47] Okay, same, same, same.

[08:38:52] Going down, guys.

[08:38:56] I want to hit a clever X. clever X is the way you do it, man.

[08:39:02] Oh, not bad.

[08:39:06] Oh!

[08:39:09] So close, man.

[08:39:12] oh you got it oh my god oh that was wait it almost full swing

[08:40:26] Oh

[08:40:56] Oh!

[08:40:57] They're gonna steal the monkeys!

[08:41:02] That was a massive scare of the string!

[08:41:06] I don't want to let him, bro!

[08:41:12] Oh, wow.

[08:41:13] Oh, wow.

[08:41:14] Hey, it's just a whole string here.

[08:41:16] Oh, it's too much!

[08:41:18] You're just money down here.

[08:41:25] Does he need to dump you here man?

[08:41:29] I'm trying my ass off, I can't get anything over here.

[08:41:34] Wait, this machine's gonna keep his bed size?

[08:41:38] Oh my, I even bought it.

[08:41:40] Uh, no.

[08:41:42] No, this thing's fucking beautiful, I have to.

[08:41:54] But where's the wing?!

[08:42:02] Just no way that's the center.

[08:42:05] Yeah, I'm trying this. Only one line.

[08:42:12] The machines are so fucking dry!

[08:42:16] Yeah, I mean when you're trying to drive, right?

[08:42:21] Where the- Bro, I've been got a load of shit in forever!

[08:42:25] I- There's no way to find some machines-

[08:42:27] You gotta stop! Help me stop! Stop!

[08:42:30] Wait!

[08:42:32] Stop! I actually stopped!

[08:42:34] Help me up! No! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!

[08:42:36] No, he went back up! He went back up right there!

[08:42:38] Aw, I just wanna let him fucking-

[08:42:40] Oh my god!

[08:42:47] No I can't leave this machine bro, this shit is so damn bad!

[08:42:52] Almost, almost!

[08:42:58] That was huge, it counted through it.

[08:43:00] Dude, mind what I mean?

[08:43:01] It literally just fucking skyrocketed and then it just stopped.

[08:43:03] We had a great day!

[08:43:05] That was, that was great.

[08:43:10] I remember that machine that things do yeah the back of the back left yeah when it when

[08:43:29] And that shit, oh.

[08:43:31] My mind is a talent, they're reges right up, that shit is straight trash.

[08:43:42] Okay, hit me out there.

[08:43:44] What if we get ticket profit and we spam the fuck out of it?

[08:43:52] Yeah, sure.

[08:43:53] We would have to project, we need to win 80 times for this to make sense.

[08:43:57] I'm due.

[08:43:59] I'm like extremely do

[08:44:06] My RTP last time was at least only 32% I do wait for Plinko, but I don't know

[08:44:13] Plinko is probably tomorrow. Yeah, I

[08:44:17] Mean if you if you go to the slots and you spin all four of them

[08:44:21] Then it would make sense you're gonna pay enough rounds

[08:44:23] But like other than that, no, no, we'd have to play enough games three at a time all of us

[08:44:28] I mean, I'm done. I'm done. I think I thought it was only the person that used your book. I think it's only the person that uses the book

[08:44:37] I think so

[08:44:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's easy

[08:44:41] I don't lose that, I don't lose.

[08:44:48] C'mon.

[08:44:53] I got the barrel.

[08:44:58] I got the barrel.

[08:45:05] C'mon.

[08:45:07] Yeah, I have a Lost Preventer!

[08:45:10] I'm betting low money in Yarl.

[08:45:13] Let's do it on Blackjack.

[08:45:17] Sure.

[08:45:19] I'll just see if I can get a Lost in Roki.

[08:45:22] We got a Yarl. We got a Yarl.

[08:45:24] Nice, nice.

[08:45:30] Double that.

[08:45:37] Okay. Okay. We're good. We can keep going. Just keep going.

[08:45:45] What? Nice. Good hold. Good hold actually.

[08:45:51] You ready? And hold.

[08:45:55] What is that? It's both of a shit.

[08:45:57] That's not double than fuck it. Wait.

[08:46:00] That was too close. It goes right away. Stay in. Stay in.

[08:46:07] Oh wow.

[08:46:08] That guy.

[08:46:09] It broke.

[08:46:10] Okay, that's it.

[08:46:11] It broke.

[08:46:12] Wait, we're a core.

[08:46:13] We're a core, bro?

[08:46:14] What just fucking happened?

[08:46:15] It wasn't working.

[08:46:16] Wait, where's that slot machine?

[08:46:19] It's fucking dead.

[08:46:20] Where did our money go?

[08:46:21] Okay, guys.

[08:46:22] Guys.

[08:46:23] Lock in it.

[08:46:24] It's bedtime.

[08:46:25] We have to, we, we, it has to win it.

[08:46:36] Please give me a hit it give me hit it

[08:46:39] Give me the bat

[08:46:41] Okay, I need you to hit it

[08:46:43] There's another one Jesse, there's another one over there over here

[08:46:45] I'll go grab it

[08:46:47] Hey, Jesse grab it

[08:46:49] Mother I said hit it

[08:46:54] I gave him another one motherfucker. Okay, let's do it. We got this it's over. I said hit it

[08:47:06] Oh

[08:47:16] It doesn't

[08:47:18] I'm sick.

[08:47:36] I'm sick.

[08:47:38] I'm sick.

[08:47:40] I'm sick.

[08:47:42] I'm sick.

[08:47:42] So what?

[08:47:46] Uh, the conference. This one.

[08:47:52] I want this gun.

[08:47:53] No, no, no, no, no, we don't want it because it's first birthday.

[08:47:56] Yeah, but we'll get a fucking ticket from the profit.

[08:48:01] Wait.

[08:48:03] No, I thought that's how it works.

[08:48:05] How about a gun?

[08:48:06] I think, I think, uh, no, no, no, wait, do, can you stop that?

[08:48:12] What the fuck are you doing?

[08:48:16] Yo low key low key guys, I think I do

[08:48:21] Power profit I'm okay with that books. I think I just broke it in general

[08:48:29] Let's try it

[08:48:31] Alright, this is going to be the run that they remember for years.

[08:48:54] When I say they, I mean this is Christina because you're going to go bankrupt.

[08:48:57] Oh no, you bought the wrong book.

[08:48:59] No, this book is really bad.

[08:49:04] Yeah, that's not gonna work.

[08:49:06] Yeah, that's not gonna work.

[08:49:07] Wait, why not?

[08:49:08] Oh, it's held items.

[08:49:09] It's a great deal.

[08:49:10] Yeah.

[08:49:14] Isn't that, like, just worth a reset?

[08:49:16] Am I tripping?

[08:49:17] That's terrible.

[08:49:19] It's okay, we can come back.

[08:49:29] I'm not sure what that was.

[08:49:36] I'm not sure what that was.

[08:49:41] Jackpot over here.

[08:49:43] What, it's still 15 bucks, girl?

[08:49:45] It's huge, yeah.

[08:49:48] You're running around clicking the dollar amounts.

[08:49:52] I keep swapping you!

[08:49:59] I hit a jackpot by the way on a dollar because you hit a dollar on the thing.

[08:50:03] I'm fucking sick of my stomach!

[08:50:22] I

[08:50:28] Alright, I'm ever lucky enough. Okay now is actually focused on the game. Go on. Yeah, this run is gonna be

[08:50:40] Get the blue book and that's it. We don't need that. It's a lot. It's a raw loss early game

[08:50:46] We again would we need to get lucky two days in a row and then play the game probably I I think that is it

[08:50:54] Yeah, you get lucky it's like two games in a row

[08:51:01] Or this is well, I think this is the brute force method. Oh, yeah, yeah, you are

[08:51:12] See at the slots

[08:51:16] We just get a fucking wind, I mean it.

[08:51:27] Oh, a big, it's a big one!

[08:51:36] How are we down when she got something on her neck, sir?

[08:51:42] No, I'm actually so unlucky it's ridiculous.

[08:52:02] Like I'm too, I think that I need to actually, you know what I'm saying?

[08:52:09] I

[08:52:26] Did it all in I broke that was my whole way

[08:52:39] I think we should put all the money on my machine today, while you're not getting that.

[08:53:08] Nice!

[08:53:17] Oh, oh, oh!

[08:53:30] We're doing it, guys.

[08:53:35] Another gun, another gun, another gun.

[08:53:40] We're getting out of this.

[08:53:49] Give me the fucking gun.

[08:54:00] how the fuck how who is that bad Jesse I'm not gonna root it how are you this

[08:54:21] fucking dog cat slots. I'm so mad. I don't know what like that machine.

[08:54:40] Hello guys. Hey. Sup, can we lock in for one day please?

[08:54:46] Yeah, I'm trying to lock in. I'm just fucking unlucky.

[08:54:51] I

[08:54:54] Just go your shop you ain't saving anything like there's a bathroom. There's a bathroom where you can go in the tub

[08:55:05] That's a one fucking die

[08:55:08] Let's go

[08:55:16] Y'all go

[08:55:18] You guys are gonna have to pick me up out of this thing. I'm chopping everybody. No

[08:55:28] No

[08:55:48] Come on.

[08:55:49] Go back in there, go back in there, go back in there, go back in there, go back in there.

[08:56:01] Come on, let's go.

[08:56:05] Yep.

[08:56:08] We don't need tickets now, man.

[08:56:09] You don't have to do all that.

[08:56:10] Fuck, I'm lucky.

[08:56:11] That's pretty unlucky.

[08:56:12] I'm lucky I'm just unlucky I cannot win at all and I do not know why I'm sick yeah

[08:56:23] I mean sick to my else to make it the best I ever said seven x a it's like so bad I

[08:56:27] All right, if somebody needs to do the yaw, though, do you not touch my machine?

[08:56:38] We'll do yaw, we'll do yaw.

[08:56:45] That's a pretty bad start, isn't it?

[08:56:47] Watch them while you feel your stomach crumbling and you know your food just doesn't be water.

[08:56:54] Good.

[08:56:57] Let me fucking cut again!

[08:57:02] Oh, big one!

[08:57:07] Save one!

[08:57:11] Come on, come on.

[08:57:16] Oh my god, I almost had the uh, the big one

[08:57:38] They're good gonna win but so bad I cannot what is happening

[08:57:46] This spot is some fucking vampire headlight.

[08:57:57] This is so mysterious.

[08:58:06] What the hell is this?

[08:58:11] Coming out of the hole.

[08:58:16] I haven't hit it one time on this last special mode, not once.

[08:58:27] One might be good, guys.

[08:58:31] No, this thing's new. Everybody stop spinning.

[08:58:34] I'm telling you, this fucking thing's new.

[08:58:46] Good save.

[08:58:56] Here you go, my best friend.

[08:59:01] I have a little bit of a surprise for you.

[08:59:16] Okay, explain how we've even got a single day in positive in like, you guys, how

[08:59:46] Now the fuck are we gonna get fucking it? Zero Wednesdays in five.

[08:59:54] Okay, I'm just gonna watch you do the slot.

[08:59:59] My finger apparently is not good at doing the slot.

[09:00:02] I don't know why I can't figure out the slots.

[09:00:05] No, Bill's just channeling it.

[09:00:06] But you got the whole slot figured out or something.

[09:00:08] You watch you want to pay lines, okay, and sometimes only you are the lotus is it like stop work always load

[09:00:21] This is oh, yes, you're gonna lose you always want to play a match with

[09:00:25] String in multiple lines

[09:00:28] And you really want to do real fortune

[09:00:38] now we're at finish, and it was 6 minutes and we went all the way

[09:00:42] ok, it went 3

[09:00:46] wait, how are we... wait, we're still down

[09:01:04] nice

[09:01:05] wow

[09:01:08] I don't know why I didn't do it.

[09:01:15] I don't know why I didn't do it.

[09:01:20] I don't know why I didn't do it.

[09:01:58] Oh there we go.

[09:02:00] Eyes up.

[09:02:02] One more roll on that.

[09:02:04] I'm going to click this one once.

[09:02:06] I'm going to do this one once.

[09:02:08] I'm going to do this one once.

[09:02:20] Nobody out.

[09:02:28] That's yours man, good job.

[09:02:38] Alright, good work everybody, good job.

[09:02:47] I mean you were doing the challenge anyway, it doesn't matter if it's on your fault.

[09:02:51] That's not bad, this is good I think it's open.

[09:02:59] Let's buy one small item.

[09:03:01] Alright, one small buy, one small buy, one small buy.

[09:03:12] My color is in setting.

[09:03:15] Oh

[09:03:19] After that they get in the tub we have to this two random items you can buy here. I mean one. I'll get my love. Yep, send it

[09:03:29] Good whoa, good whoa. Hello

[09:03:34] Okay easy super easy one that's that's literally easy one don't stop snacking is

[09:03:45] I didn't do that. Okay. All we have to do is make it through the day, okay? So now

[09:03:58] Don't forget the random items

[09:04:01] see

[09:04:03] we got

[09:04:04] thank these power of each item and

[09:04:08] This that's good. Yeah, they do that and then the pictures of the winners

[09:04:45] It recorded the $10 win to your rights.

[09:04:50] Hold on.

[09:04:55] Why'd you go holding the button now?

[09:04:58] Alright, let me get a good picture.

[09:05:01] Sorry.

[09:05:04] Hey.

[09:05:08] I mean, I'm not a negative.

[09:05:11] Well, as soon as you get no win, you can multiply it.

[09:05:13] I mean this shit.

[09:05:16] Hey, there's a lot of healing.

[09:05:19] There's a lot of healing, but I'm not advising it.

[09:05:23] As long as you record the range, you can put a camera in the middle and let's call money.

[09:05:30] Did you get it?

[09:05:34] No, it's not copying it dude.

[09:05:37] What do you mean it's not copying it?

[09:05:39] Make sure he's in the shot.

[09:05:42] Oh, there you got it.

[09:05:45] How much was that?

[09:05:48] I think 44.

[09:05:50] I have it at 530.

[09:05:52] Let's get out. Let's get out. Let's break the camera.

[09:05:54] Yeah, here we go.

[09:05:58] That is so shit.

[09:06:04] Well, 8 tickets for brick event is pretty bad in Magala.

[09:06:07] I never used it before.

[09:06:09] I don't know unless I should...it's evolved.

[09:06:11] Ah, I'm gonna hit you with a bat next time I see you for this.

[09:06:16] Thanks for the gamers.

[09:06:17] That's 10 tickets.

[09:06:18] Yeah, we lost two.

[09:06:20] That's not awful.

[09:06:22] Plus the challenge, but still, though.

[09:06:25] Yeah, we took the risk.

[09:06:29] Hold on.

[09:06:33] Let's go.

[09:06:34] Yep.

[09:06:35] At least we're tampering with the thresholds.

[09:06:39] Is that bad, no?

[09:06:41] Yeah, yeah, this is good.

[09:06:42] I did we do camera again low key.

[09:06:45] Yeah, I know how to use it now.

[09:06:47] Um...

[09:06:49] This camera is very seamless.

[09:06:51] Yeah, I'm not for camera.

[09:06:59] Oh, for better than others they do well too.

[09:07:03] Yeah, but maybe we should have a plus for the ball.

[09:07:11] let me know when you get a huge win so I can camera yeah no you might just start

[09:07:18] screaming bye

[09:07:22] go go now we're gonna find out all the time

[09:07:31] That's the highest what you're gonna do because we could just do a big one to play good here

[09:07:48] should be a win

[09:07:58] I'm gonna get it

[09:08:04] Oh, that's a push huh? Oh, you better not watch out here, buddy. Oh, I missed like the new way

[09:08:08] There's another one.

[09:08:32] Probably two.

[09:08:34] Two. Come on.

[09:08:38] probably three 80% winner

[09:08:43] try hard seven try hard seven

[09:08:51] yeah

[09:08:55] it's one

[09:08:59] she just went in

[09:09:08] one

[09:09:18] if you notice I never get 20 I never ever ever get 20

[09:09:32] yo yo yo

[09:09:35] alright I'll play

[09:09:38] Wanna pull up chat group penis explosion begins in 5 4 3 2 1

[09:09:51] I mean I did like this you're never gonna see that is it so lucky

[09:09:59] Okay, too I

[09:10:01] Figured out the camera tech by the way, we're fucking rich don't worry about the quota. I just worry about time. Oh wow 20

[09:10:08] Nice three and ten ten

[09:10:19] Nice boom

[09:10:31] I could shoot the gun

[09:10:33] get more

[09:10:36] No, because it gets it's a reverse ticket remember

[09:10:45] It's a reverse tickets

[09:10:51] All right, back

[09:10:57] How much money did you get from that camera a lot like 3k oh

[09:11:01] Holy shit.

[09:11:07] Okay, that was actually insane. Um, guys, look at the tickets. I think now we can buy it. Holy shit.

[09:11:19] These aren't great except for this one. Holy statue is pretty good. Well, I mean, it's a lot of money.

[09:11:24] Because this is gonna be Plinko. This is gonna be Plinko. I think that machine only. Only that machine.

[09:11:29] get a time machine for Plinko call it a day yep I would re-roll this this is a

[09:11:35] yes try the time machine as well but we can take the time machine as well

[09:11:40] you can be smart we have to get that we have to get that and then also random

[09:11:46] item we take devils really okay I think we take bonus draw and microphone and we

[09:11:53] spent Plinko and you should also take the insurance please take the insurance

[09:11:57] please

[09:11:59] It gives you 25% loss back like that's really really good. I think

[09:12:03] All you do is that we only this way with no mic

[09:12:06] Okay, because the microphone is like really short. It's like five seconds, bro

[09:12:09] What about a random item just on top of it? Sure. Yeah. Yeah

[09:12:13] I all in there is a day

[09:12:17] Yes, we got it, bro like

[09:12:20] I chill bro

[09:12:27] Yeah

[09:12:33] All right now this is when the run becomes generation surely we get blink only right we shot

[09:12:42] Nice well

[09:12:47] We're cut

[09:12:49] Oh, we got a devil's reel though, so we can do like a-

[09:12:54] Actually, we're dealing both folks and just spam the slots.

[09:12:57] Yeah, but we got one of these.

[09:12:59] Devil's reel.

[09:13:02] Sure.

[09:13:03] Ah.

[09:13:07] Wrong floor.

[09:13:11] Yeah, all these games suck.

[09:13:15] Oh, we have- oh, I love the duck game.

[09:13:18] Or fun

[09:14:18] Yeah, there's no vision there at all.

[09:15:18] There's lots of that shit.

[09:15:20] Ah, you can go.

[09:15:30] So, there's a planker. I get tickets back on the presidential win, and I get tickets back on extra.

[09:15:42] Blue hits every time, by the way.

[09:15:44] I'm sorry.

[09:15:46] Try not to touch this.

[09:15:48] Did we get out the item?

[09:15:50] Yeah, we should have.

[09:15:52] He has it.

[09:15:54] Did it went on here?

[09:16:06] 6x! It's going to 6x!

[09:16:08] Uh...

[09:16:10] I'm sorry.

[09:16:12] I'm sorry.

[09:16:26] No, what a shout out.

[09:16:28] Holy shit.

[09:16:30] Not bad.

[09:16:32] I'll take it.

[09:16:34] We're still low on gas on buses though.

[09:16:36] It's fine, let's go home.

[09:16:38] I don't think we got tickets for this.

[09:16:40] that way that was to be fair we we got all lucky with the games so yeah yeah

[09:16:45] there's nothing's done no play go no play though is absolutely fucking stupid

[09:16:51] what definitely get the next one so we roll for a good item and then we have to

[09:16:55] blink out true oh yeah lucky that of that window hold on say six tickets will

[09:17:00] I think it was a mess. It's fast.

[09:17:10] Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[09:17:22] Oh. That's good.

[09:17:25] Very good

[09:17:27] Profit to get that we have that we need it and and I don't know about him

[09:17:35] Yeah, we hit a re-roll

[09:17:37] Boom, and then we got another book. Oh, okay. Oh, boom

[09:17:41] That's someone else can do it as well

[09:17:43] And I will read

[09:17:48] All that then we need to read you guys we need we have to really fucking send it though

[09:17:53] We need to get a lot of tickets out of this window.

[09:17:55] Yeah, we do.

[09:17:56] We need like 40 tickets minimum.

[09:17:59] Planko, please God be here.

[09:18:02] Planko, please.

[09:18:04] Okay, we don't get Planko without the game, it's over.

[09:18:15] It's genuinely over if we don't get it.

[09:18:17] We need Planko, hey.

[09:18:19] By the way, since we have to read the same book, I don't know if it's taxed or not.

[09:18:23] I think that's it.

[09:18:26] Okay, that's it.

[09:18:30] What the hell?

[09:18:34] What the hell?

[09:18:38] I have show defense.

[09:18:40] Yo, X, check this shit out, bro!

[09:18:44] What?

[09:18:46] Yeah!

[09:19:19] I don't know what you're doing

[09:19:30] That means it gets it guys go go. Oh, no, it's only me right yeah, it's only you you have to keep shaman every game basically

[09:19:38] Slice down the table, bro

[09:19:40] Yo, this one's wasting your time, my boy.

[09:19:58] Are you on drugs?

[09:20:01] You gotta do this. I gotta fix this for you, bro. You have to do this.

[09:20:07] You must.

[09:20:10] Oh my god, I'm mad!

[09:20:34] We're fucked! We're fucked! We're fucked!

[09:20:41] Guys I... I...

[09:20:46] Oh, these keep spamming these games. Please, just go around and pick them.

[09:21:34] Oh my god, that was really lucky, that was so fucking lucky!

[09:21:58] We need 5k, we need 5k.

[09:22:05] I'll be down 5k.

[09:22:20] Let me bring the rat.

[09:22:23] Wait, really? Double ace?

[09:22:28] What the fuck?

[09:22:46] Not bad though.

[09:22:50] I mean it.

[09:22:53] The free is the level of all time in the game, bro.

[09:22:55] I'm telling you.

[09:22:57] I hate- I hate these games that like, that have like a, a blackjack machine in the game, like, like GTA

[09:23:02] It's so- it's so not real, it's insane. It is so- it- there's nothing real about it

[09:23:07] It's completely fucked

[09:23:11] The randomizer is bad. It uses a bad randomizer. That's just trash

[09:23:22] Uuuuummm

[09:23:25] Alright, what does that do?

[09:23:27] I mean, I mean in my phone.

[09:23:34] That's whatever.

[09:23:37] Oh, what was that?

[09:23:42] You're lying.

[09:23:45] You're lying.

[09:23:47] No.

[09:23:49] Oh, I don't have a final five minutes.

[09:23:53] I

[09:23:57] Yeah, I would love this I would love it. I love counter strike. Let's lose a game. I could I like this lose

[09:24:08] For honor, but yeah, that's it for honor for yeah, the jinks he's been playing it jinks he's

[09:24:16] That he's trying to revive the game. What?

[09:24:19] Yeah, that's like the next game. He wants to revive. Nobody nobody revised that. Actually, it's completely rubbish

[09:24:31] Okay

[09:24:34] Wait, I play before I

[09:24:36] Never play it. Oh

[09:24:38] It was gonna come up because the cost I used to watch people like the concept is good

[09:24:42] But you can't balance it and and make me release eventually. Thank you for fresh as I can possible like the game is

[09:24:47] It's unbelievable.

[09:24:55] Let's bring back BattleRite. Or maybe you can bring back BattleRite. That'd be nice. Thank you.

[09:24:59] BattleRite's my favorite game.

[09:25:01] Bloodline Champion's better.

[09:25:03] Bloodline Champion's is amazing, but I like BattleRite better.

[09:25:07] Because Esmo, Esmo was the GOAT.

[09:25:14] We need your blurs.

[09:25:17] well train never responded do we have friends I remember the two CS players

[09:25:29] oh we don't have friends okay so that's not what the GG gotcha I'm right moxie

[09:25:37] I'm gonna write CS I'm gonna write Ron where is he then the like 50s loves

[09:25:45] Nothing like

[09:25:51] They're just bad

[09:25:54] Does Dean play CS I like I love Dean I think you play but I'll leave it

[09:26:00] In who so cool. Yeah, he is so cool bro. So cool. I don't think he plays

[09:26:08] He says he be gaming in chip though, oh he plays the most random fucking games ever

[09:26:15] Ever like I shit you never heard of

[09:26:18] No, I thought you it was good games

[09:26:21] He plays random as game like what I don't know what the fuck it was called. He was playing the yesterday

[09:26:28] Well, this is what

[09:26:31] Dean said nah, I don't proski. I would rather jump off of a bridge

[09:26:36] Okay, so he's not playing and

[09:26:39] Then oh no, no, no, then he said and respawn then do it again. Okay?

[09:26:45] Okay, so he's not playing

[09:26:49] Gotcha brother, I'll hit you up

[09:26:53] We're friend slob

[09:26:59] Next you see um, let's see who else you have here train case on the game by any

[09:27:07] Yeah, case on sure

[09:27:15] No way I said cheeser and you shit your pants.

[09:27:23] Alright, I'll read the room on that.

[09:27:26] You made me think of that.

[09:27:28] I'll read the room.

[09:27:35] It's not about Gabbo.

[09:27:38] Valid response.

[09:27:42] Okay, no introsponding, and I don't have any more friends, so my friends list.

[09:27:46] I mean, same.

[09:27:49] Fuck.

[09:27:54] Thanks.

[09:27:55] See, we're about Bruce.

[09:27:57] You want to play?

[09:27:59] I don't know, I have to add him in this discord.

[09:28:01] I'm gonna add him in the A to discord.

[09:28:07] Okay, that was my play.

[09:28:07] Who?

[09:28:08] The EL?

[09:28:09] I had the adrenalin mate.

[09:28:13] Yeah, we thought it was an alzane.

[09:28:15] Oh my god.

[09:28:16] Are you guys fucking called me, please?

[09:28:19] He was good vibes bro, like seriously, that was fun.

[09:28:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's actually a great sport.

[09:28:24] There he was.

[09:28:26] 58 goshdan months and no welcome to the Huckleberry jungle, but that's wild.

[09:28:32] I'll hit him.

[09:28:35] Um...

[09:28:36] It was Axel, she's showing the A to discord, whoops, okay.

[09:28:42] Oh, off streamer, off streamer is crazy.

[09:28:45] Yeah.

[09:28:46] Yeah.

[09:28:47] Would you wish that the in-chip person?

[09:28:48] Yeah, I just went in there for one second and they went, who was that?

[09:28:51] That's insane.

[09:28:52] Oh my, that's kind of all.

[09:28:55] I don't mind this combo.

[09:29:02] I mean, fuck.

[09:29:08] That's first life.

[09:29:11] Oh, he's alive.

[09:29:14] No.

[09:29:16] What was the play?

[09:29:18] I don't need one more.

[09:29:19] Yo, I like this combo.

[09:29:21] to the jungle that dude we have a model I don't even know if you said yes yeah

[09:29:29] he's just singing and dancing right now that's a vibe my guns are good what

[09:29:40] I tried to have a bunch of my shit that's why I have not much left.

[09:29:50] Alright Bruce is going to play I think.

[09:30:00] Is Bruce good at this game?

[09:30:01] Yeah he's really good.

[09:30:02] Yeah he's decent.

[09:30:03] decent good skins

[09:30:13] well

[09:30:17] why didn't a good fucking guns

[09:30:20] wait bro i don't even think this is the right bruise i'm adding on this where

[09:30:24] the fuck are you getting

[09:30:27] i don't know hold up

[09:30:32] No, it's got to be.

[09:30:34] No, it's got to be.

[09:30:44] Yeah, I had better load out straight up.

[09:30:48] I had to get a Lotus for AK.

[09:31:02] That's what I needed. Also, I think I gave something. Again, I forgot which one. I think

[09:31:12] I gave, I had five surpees.

[09:31:14] No, so again, you gave me the money back.

[09:31:22] Yes, do you give money back?

[09:31:24] Oh, I didn't want to act on it, did I?

[09:31:31] Let's do the price on these, like, how well is this priced? Wait, you can't buy this?

[09:31:36] Hey, Jeremiah. Hey.

[09:31:38] Hey, man.

[09:31:44] Hey, so who's our fifth?

[09:31:49] Our fifth is, um...

[09:31:54] I know what you're doing.

[09:31:57] I'll light up mood up.

[09:32:00] You there.

[09:32:02] Instead of your case hardening,

[09:32:04] give it another one mil, really?

[09:32:07] For my case hardening?

[09:32:11] No, don't set up for a mil.

[09:32:13] Just hold up for me.

[09:32:15] We'll just set up for a more later.

[09:32:18] I bought it for like 600 bucks.

[09:32:32] Oh no.

[09:32:33] That's not right.

[09:32:34] That's just not right.

[09:32:35] Um.

[09:32:36] Let's see, how many reds do I have for the contract?

[09:33:00] That doesn't work too much money.

[09:33:03] This block is so nice.

[09:33:06] Like chat, look at this crap that I made it.

[09:33:09] Like, tell me this thing's fucking hardcore.

[09:33:19] Wait, did the one I had done it, it was nice, I know.

[09:33:28] That's not the one that I had done it.

[09:33:33] Yeah, this is not the one that I had done.

[09:33:36] Okay, we need a fifth though.

[09:33:39] That one is worth a lot of money, for sure.

[09:33:42] Versus locked.

[09:33:43] Yeah, at least 100 bucks.

[09:33:46] Let's see.

[09:33:48] I think it's nice, though.

[09:33:53] I'm just gonna right-knee Rob offline.

[09:33:56] You know you're there?

[09:33:59] I'm gonna get out of here.

[09:34:02] Roger.

[09:34:03] need my inhaler.

[09:34:04] We have stickers though.

[09:34:06] I'm gonna add them to the call.

[09:34:09] What if I remove the stickers on it?

[09:34:11] I could probably make something better.

[09:34:16] Yo.

[09:34:17] So man, you get one more player?

[09:34:20] One more?

[09:34:22] Yeah.

[09:34:23] Yeah, possibly.

[09:34:24] Tats, who wanna play?

[09:34:27] Hold up.

[09:34:28] Yo, can we get a pearl in here?

[09:34:29] I'm not trying to lose.

[09:34:30] I

[09:34:34] Know no, you'll see when I get a bit no everybody they reset my shit, though

[09:34:37] I was like 20k you look easy

[09:34:41] I can try to get a

[09:34:44] serious, let me see

[09:34:46] No, I hear when y'all already I'm a load up my game and everything. Yeah, it's about to go down

[09:35:00] I'm so nervous. I'm asking my wife, there's a protest for the CS people.

[09:35:18] I

[09:35:31] So what yeah, really so my he's like super he's super chill

[09:35:40] No back

[09:35:42] Oh, that's the EO Bruce, bro

[09:35:45] Yeah, he played among us.

[09:35:49] Yeah, he's the among us guy.

[09:35:51] It's how I know him from, I actually just know him from among us.

[09:35:55] Hey, I'm missing my steam ID.

[09:35:58] I heard that.

[09:36:00] Yeah, that's Phil.

[09:36:02] Try it.

[09:36:05] Heard that shit, Twin.

[09:36:07] We just need a fifth. I'm trying to find a prey.

[09:36:11] I heard that shit, Twin.

[09:36:14] Yeah

[09:36:16] Nah

[09:36:19] Nah, I'm seeing it. Yo, all right. You got to practice the black sit now

[09:36:25] What does that mean?

[09:36:28] I mean some Florida, I mean

[09:36:32] What is that what the fuck does that mean? I mean he's got it like that. He's got it like that

[09:36:36] I look he got it like that. I'm just gonna keep it a buck with you

[09:36:39] No, hold on market. Just say you guys need one bro. We don't need to you count is to bro

[09:36:45] There's no way he's actually good though. I mean we whose mark. I think Markey had zero kills in that lobby

[09:36:53] Markey, did you have zero kills just be real? Hey, who's market?

[09:37:05] Now we need one yo, do you have no replays?

[09:37:07] phase no no no no no damn damn young replace sorry bro not not enough most

[09:37:19] wait is he phase replace I ain't watching Bruce sorry ex this guy's a fucking

[09:37:30] clown why was it that my chat from pits underscoring your tech call me a fucking

[09:37:37] I'm not gonna lie bro. That is pretty true. I must admit bro like

[09:37:42] Whatever your chance they goes bro like we can't go against each other in this chat room bro. I can't I can't go

[09:37:54] Puppets bro, so will he come give subs is he like a top good

[09:38:07] Here's

[09:38:10] Lays your ladies on the play. Oh, ladies good

[09:38:14] Wait ladies like I see these

[09:38:18] I why I totally

[09:38:21] I ys I think right the one that played in the Aiden. I love ladies. I love ways. I would love to play with them

[09:38:27] Don't know these chips is pretty decent. Right? Whatever your list of plays no, you mean walkers

[09:38:32] What the fuck is walkers ladies walkers

[09:38:38] In what world you okay?

[09:38:44] Now I don't really fuck with the UK like that

[09:38:51] No, the niggas don't know how to cut bro

[09:39:02] Why? Why? Why? Okay, I answer that one sushi. Welcome to the

[09:39:09] Ella food overall. I like all types of foods burgers pizzas chicken roast beef

[09:39:19] Cheese is good. Yeah, just cheese is cheese boys wasn't just cheese. That's it. You never had a mozzarella stick

[09:39:27] You're not fucking with it. You're not fucking with me cheese

[09:39:30] Swing is nice. Yeah, I know I'm not sure just yeah, okay, so what are we on about them?

[09:39:34] Well, I mean, I think like a meal like what do you like for food?

[09:39:38] I thought cheese is like all I guess I like or or gone out. I like a pepper

[09:39:44] I like a spice. Sorry. What are you just eating?

[09:39:49] Ingredients though, you know the ingredients you never had fried cheese. No, you never ate cheese with crackers

[09:39:54] Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, so that's like like I ain't gonna lie. This one cheese with blueberries in it

[09:40:02] I forgot what it's called. Yeah

[09:40:06] There's like a raspberry Gouda

[09:40:09] Like some type of something like that in the fridge. Sometimes it hits good with a cracker like a melted gruyana burger. Oh, man, golly

[09:40:20] Pepper Jack cheese on a sub

[09:40:24] yeah pepper jack pepper jack has to be a sandwich where the pepper jack will

[09:40:32] matter otherwise it like it's just gonna useless no pepper jack is made only

[09:40:37] time I ate it only time I ate the pepper jack cheese anything was from

[09:40:41] Chick-fil-A actually just because once it hardens up once it hardens up that it

[09:40:47] tastes like plastic bro and that's reason in America cheese here's made in a

[09:40:52] fucking that's in shit remember remember mini mox fuck it's me no you know

[09:41:02] ladies and gentlemen you'll ladies join up yeah we're waiting on you bro unless

[09:41:06] Lays is here I got mini mo that's the best I could do is mini mo it's late oh

[09:41:11] he said you guys need one he just said that like one for you three who is

[09:41:15] Minimo. I added him. He's MoTV's little brother. I know who that is. It's what we got. Hey Mo,

[09:41:28] like 58 years old now? Yeah, Mo is like 58 and leaps like 42. Like that's literally the

[09:41:34] best we could do.

[09:41:40] Alright, BRB.

[09:41:48] Thank you, guys. Listen, I couldn't really relate to the cheese conversation because I can't eat cheese, so I didn't know what to say.

[09:41:53] Well, no, it's just how I ran it.

[09:41:55] No, no, it's just bad for my, I got a bad stomach. Like, I didn't know what to say. I didn't want to be like, oh, I can't eat cheese, by the way. Like, I can't do that.

[09:42:02] I don't know what to say.

[09:42:04] Dude, I just, all the time, I mean, she's just like an awkward, bro, I actually, I buy the bricks and I just chew the bricks wall.

[09:42:11] All of them.

[09:42:12] Lays, hey baby, hey, hey, oh my god.

[09:42:19] We're gonna see us go?

[09:42:21] Yeah, I miss you.

[09:42:22] I was just talking about you.

[09:42:24] I miss you, Bobby.

[09:42:25] See you as good as this, but I...

[09:42:27] Yeah, it just seems to walk in, brother.

[09:42:31] Yeah.

[09:42:32] Wait, you were kinda going hard on that, uh, in-house, though.

[09:42:35] You played this game a lot.

[09:42:37] What the fuck is- how am I getting g- what is in-house?

[09:42:40] Yeah, he al- I don't think he was there, he wasn't there.

[09:42:43] Yes, he was.

[09:42:44] Wait, was- someone- they were saying it was you.

[09:42:47] I thought you were like, you maddered at me with the in-house.

[09:42:51] No, I thought that was-

[09:42:52] That- that joke is so bad, I know he stands in, but people like that joke.

[09:42:56] Well, I'm just saying, I mean, it's- it's- you just- it's like, that was my best way to explain it.

[09:43:01] Like, do you have daddy coming in?

[09:43:03] That's another one, too.

[09:43:05] Chat.

[09:43:06] What's daddy coming in?

[09:43:07] You.

[09:43:08] You know what I'm saying?

[09:43:09] It's just like, I was just explaining.

[09:43:10] Thank you, Omi.

[09:43:12] Oh, that's funny.

[09:43:13] Are you doing the lobby?

[09:43:15] Once my game loads, dick.

[09:43:17] Whoa!

[09:43:19] I was on your side this whole time.

[09:43:21] Yeah, but then you started a little nonchalant aggressiveness

[09:43:24] right there.

[09:43:25] Yeah, yeah, we had sense in players.

[09:43:30] I'm in.

[09:43:31] We're not stalling anymore, Lays.

[09:43:32] Are you in?

[09:43:33] Still are you in?

[09:43:36] Are you in?

[09:43:38] Yeah, that's that's the one.

[09:43:41] That's the one.

[09:43:41] You're coming up to matter, Daddy, though.

[09:43:44] What's the matter, Daddy?

[09:43:49] Watch it back in slow mo, dude.

[09:43:51] Oh, Lays, you're so fucking funny.

[09:43:53] Thank you, Omi, actually.

[09:43:57] All right, let's reset the vibe.

[09:43:59] What's your favorite food?

[09:44:01] I don't think...

[09:44:06] Can someone else go first?

[09:44:11] Recently it's been sushi. That was recent.

[09:44:13] Oh man, you get it so basic. Man, you get it bold.

[09:44:15] Everybody's just sitting sushi.

[09:44:16] You guys have a bunch of bitch assholes.

[09:44:18] Well, that's two days I had it.

[09:44:20] No, but your favorite food of all time, like right now it's like...

[09:44:23] You're still kind of room for the rest of your life.

[09:44:25] I could probably do steak, or like tacos.

[09:44:28] It feels like a little taco bar in that room. Not a bad shout.

[09:44:32] Not a bad shout.

[09:44:34] What are you saying?

[09:44:36] What about you, X?

[09:44:38] If you were stuck in a room for the rest of your life, and you had to pick one food, what are you eating?

[09:44:42] A mouse spaghetti.

[09:44:46] Okay. Didn't see that coming.

[09:44:50] Oh, me.

[09:44:52] One food?

[09:44:54] Yes.

[09:44:56] chicken nuggets or chicken tenders or no sauce or you have to say bar with the

[09:45:06] bar you have to say with the sauce okay then finish the Alfredo or chicken

[09:45:10] Alfredo there you go rest of your life I mean bro it's all the nutrients I can

[09:45:16] get what do you mean by that that's the best that's the best option I can get in

[09:45:22] one meal chicken Alfredo that has lactose though yeah it's okay if I'm

[09:45:32] stuck in a room I'm better off just fucking going out with a bank right like

[09:45:35] I'm just gonna die anyway no all you eat those it has to be like good as a

[09:45:39] function for you like what no yeah no like if I'm broke if I'm gonna be in a

[09:45:43] room all alone for the rest of my life I'm gonna be dysfunctioning no matter

[09:45:47] what I might as well be eating good as well like what you're not thinking about

[09:45:52] If I'm stuck in a room for the rest of my life, I'm eating grape leaves with hummus and taboli.

[09:45:57] Just that meal, and I can eat that every single day for the rest of my life.

[09:46:01] Okay, I'll get you another one.

[09:46:03] Cheerios, I change my answer to Cheerios.

[09:46:05] Does anyone want to ask me why I'm here?

[09:46:07] No.

[09:46:08] We're getting your Lebanese bro, you're not cool man.

[09:46:11] You're not like...

[09:46:12] Okay.

[09:46:15] What are you?

[09:46:17] I'm European, I'm European.

[09:46:20] Get an ass.

[09:46:21] I'm okay. Oh

[09:46:24] Holy fuck. I got me. No, that's the energy right now. That's the energy right now. You got me

[09:46:29] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo this guy Bruce said he was 20k elo. Why does it say?

[09:46:36] 5118 what's going on hold up

[09:46:40] Line off the rip now. He's lying off the rip. Why does it say 5,000?

[09:46:51] I

[09:46:53] Like what you're cooking

[09:46:56] Yo Bruce

[09:46:58] Yeah, my bad. I was I'm just doing some what's up. Yo, you said you were 20 K. You know what's going on here?

[09:47:04] No, they're not chill. No, yeah, I'm not right

[09:47:08] Yeah, but like what's what happened?

[09:47:10] So we're just flying straight up off the rip. No, no, no, like I

[09:47:15] Don't know look. Oh wait. I can't see them. I was like, okay. I was in 20 K

[09:47:19] I was like 17.9

[09:47:22] Says 5000 it says 1118 right now. Let's go. Let me let me let me put it let me put it to you like this though

[09:47:30] but look though

[09:47:32] We live in right

[09:47:34] True, I mean, I guess no, but life's good though life is no life. You know life is good, right?

[09:47:43] The calm is there the opportunity is there to get 20k again, and that's what I'm ready for so that's all that matters, you know

[09:47:49] we woke up we woke up exactly okay okay cool anything but admitting to cheating

[09:47:57] listen bro i didn't i don't cheat i'm i never cheated in this game

[09:48:07] ex can you stop fucking up all your skins and and queue us up oh i'm a leader oh yeah your leader

[09:48:12] We're just sitting here talking though

[09:48:15] Some of that

[09:48:18] Not that's just what comes with playing with the go bro. We supposed to wait on you to start the game

[09:48:22] No, I'm not the go

[09:48:25] Bro, this is how I felt by you though even even though me was nervous talking to you. He said I know no no no

[09:48:29] No, I didn't say Bruce them how to make a fool of me. This is our first time ever talking

[09:48:34] I never said nothing. I don't even know you know, but I'm okay, but there's no point in even being nervous around me at all

[09:48:39] We make sure you guys accept guys don't forget it. Oh

[09:48:42] I'm chill with anyone it doesn't matter like you could it doesn't matter

[09:48:48] If you feel some type of way right now just drop it like I'm cool

[09:48:54] I don't even know who you are. I don't know

[09:49:02] Well, bro, who are you I would start doing more I gotta start doing more I real bro shit

[09:49:12] your shit you know what I'm buying my shit we've been waiting yo I mean that's

[09:49:22] it I need that automatic your lace yo yeah ladies yeah can you get his

[09:49:26] you're doing guys no I don't even think that's what he was getting at first of

[09:49:37] all I was I did I did I actually oh yeah yeah what did you spend your 10k

[09:49:41] I don't got none of it left, bro. What? What? No, I know it's a cold world

[09:49:48] No, I ain't gonna lie excuse me straight in this kind of the real right now. He gave he gave us like 50k

[09:49:55] Lucky, yeah, that was really cool too. Yeah. Yeah, he's lucky cool in a way. Yeah, but you said you like you guys

[09:50:01] Isn't it ghetto?

[09:50:03] Well, no, yeah, what about it? It was more of like it was like a like a group pot, but like

[09:50:07] me brady got ten

[09:50:09] oh you're not a 30 ball

[09:50:11] yeah yeah that's on

[09:50:13] I was a crazy gambling night I ain't going off

[09:50:15] yep

[09:50:17] keep your gamble

[09:50:19] yeah you should gamble

[09:50:21] you're so smart

[09:50:25] we gamble here

[09:50:29] we gotta go to the red rock

[09:50:31] yeah we should

[09:50:33] actually actually

[09:50:35] into me not to go

[09:50:38] Why yeah, he's mad at him, so I'm not gonna go just off of a respect

[09:50:51] Oh that glove couple those hard

[09:50:58] Weird

[09:51:02] Maybe

[09:51:05] One up, one up, one up.

[09:51:07] You're saying nice combo to yourself?

[09:51:08] Yeah.

[09:51:09] One is connected.

[09:51:10] The guy went through a thing.

[09:51:14] My audience.

[09:51:25] That's not lucky.

[09:51:28] Yeah, it's not good.

[09:51:29] Not good?

[09:51:30] Yeah, but look at this, though.

[09:51:32] Like, if I find one more of these stickers,

[09:51:35] the vibe still good of course check I'm here like saving again saving I can go

[09:51:45] a little dig maybe that's kind of ridiculous that's okay actually okay I

[09:51:51] sold it then yeah I would even sell I would make sure you got two grand yeah I

[09:51:58] don't know what else you bought but I wouldn't go sell that shit looks like

[09:52:02] I hear this one right there, yeah.

[09:52:09] You hear the bomb getting planted?

[09:52:11] Yeah, what was that?

[09:52:12] What the fuck is that noise?

[09:52:14] I heard like a bomb.

[09:52:15] Ow.

[09:52:21] Wow.

[09:52:23] Let's get it boys.

[09:52:24] Two jungles.

[09:52:25] You're talking a game.

[09:52:26] Where's bottom stairs?

[09:52:27] I'm down.

[09:52:28] I'm down.

[09:52:29] I'm down.

[09:52:30] one more stairs, one more stairs

[09:52:34] city, city, city

[09:52:36] let's trade, we two, we two

[09:52:38] yeah, city guys went as long as us

[09:52:41] I got a lock in

[09:52:43] it's a ping thing, it's a ping thing

[09:52:45] yeah, yeah, this is bad ping, bad ping

[09:52:47] what are you running over there?

[09:52:49] let me check, let me check

[09:52:51] 57, 57

[09:52:53] 56

[09:52:55] that's okay, we'll win this

[09:52:57] no, that's not a bad deal though

[09:52:59] I'll smoke window when I get up there because I'm on the spawn. I'll do it over here

[09:53:08] I don't think that was right. I think I just did the wrong smoke

[09:53:15] Yeah, it's kind of smoke my bad

[09:53:25] Nice

[09:53:29] Let's go to Cat later.

[09:53:31] Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!

[09:53:32] One!

[09:53:35] One is one. There's one outside.

[09:53:37] Yup.

[09:53:38] One ninja! Ninja! Ninja!

[09:53:40] I think something really bad.

[09:53:42] I think something really bad.

[09:53:44] On site. He's uh...

[09:53:46] I think he might be on there.

[09:53:47] No one here, Bruce.

[09:53:52] There's one. I think there are two towards A area.

[09:53:54] But one maybe going market.

[09:53:56] Yep, he's market.

[09:53:58] That's on

[09:54:12] And yeah, she went out really fast

[09:54:17] We didn't lose the game. Yeah, how's it get check? Wait, wait, I hit him three times

[09:54:28] this game makes me hold my breath I'm nearly breathing plan that's good though

[09:54:37] that's good though that's what you want to be doing

[09:54:41] that is a sweet about that you better aim if you hold your breath

[09:54:45] You're holding the ankle.

[09:54:47] Alright, swing it. It smells like a gun.

[09:54:49] And boom.

[09:54:51] He didn't peek.

[09:54:53] Oh, that's a flash for Kat.

[09:54:55] I know.

[09:54:57] One nest.

[09:54:59] I'll check it. I'll check it.

[09:55:01] Yep. I'll smoke a peaceful jungle.

[09:55:03] I'm going to smoke a jungle.

[09:55:05] I'm blinded. I'm blinded.

[09:55:07] I already smoked it. What the hell's going on?

[09:55:09] Oh.

[09:55:45] So they came to play

[09:56:45] Contacting go stairs bottom stairs

[09:56:54] Whole screen just lag behind me as we're all sparkless

[09:57:01] That's where they came to play. I'm getting fried right now

[09:57:06] It's all good it's all good group probably defense map

[09:57:10] I

[09:57:14] Know this is if you like like 99 one out of my city changing the 60

[09:57:22] I'm gonna scout down your monitor or your game

[09:57:25] My game. I don't even thought I don't have out of this chain

[09:57:40] One cat trying fast link that guy cat got needed so

[09:57:55] I shot out the axe. I'm swinging I'm swinging

[09:58:12] We're gonna

[09:58:25] There's a 1A in our room.

[09:58:27] Yeah, 1 was here.

[09:58:28] Mark it, 1 mark it.

[09:58:29] You don't have bomb, by the way.

[09:58:31] You do not have bomb.

[09:58:32] Oh, okay.

[09:58:33] Ah, that's not that time.

[09:58:36] Ah, baby, I'm low, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,

[09:58:41] baby.

[09:58:42] Thank you, dad.

[09:58:43] Yeah.

[09:58:44] Thanks, anyone.

[09:58:45] Minus 45 months away.

[09:58:47] Jungle.

[09:58:48] Good kill.

[09:58:49] I

[09:58:52] Killed

[09:59:05] Let's get a fuck out of me, dude

[09:59:12] Come on, let's just let's just chill we don't

[09:59:19] Um, I'm so broke I might say I could I could drop you on these though

[09:59:35] One window I'm gonna mull him

[09:59:43] Watch out con he's bottom con

[10:00:15] one ticket still yep is he offing see no oh close stairs left side he's

[10:00:25] speaking on top of stairs he dropped down the sandwich

[10:01:00] Oh

[10:01:15] How do you so fucking go see how you said thank you like

[10:01:22] I was in your strat

[10:01:25] Bro, you're the guy that let me borrow that. Yeah

[10:01:30] Yeah, what are you providing for the team or in skins that they could pick up and I don't yeah

[10:01:39] Wait

[10:01:44] No

[10:02:00] I guess I guess we'll get one of those.

[10:02:02] They're poor.

[10:02:03] I don't know where I died from.

[10:02:04] Okay, next we're about time.

[10:02:05] Okay, go. I'll image you.

[10:02:06] Push it. Push it. They're poor.

[10:02:10] That's the con guy.

[10:02:11] He's right side of the jungle.

[10:02:14] One there.

[10:02:15] I can't fucking play this.

[10:02:16] He's close.

[10:02:17] Oh no.

[10:02:18] Fucking my shooting at, bro.

[10:02:30] You saw him cat, cat.

[10:02:32] Wow, what the fuck?

[10:02:34] It was cat, it was cat.

[10:02:36] Wait, you saw him wallbang him?

[10:02:38] Oh, no, no, no, no.

[10:02:40] As he turned to Connie, like, saw him for a second.

[10:02:44] Oh, my fucking fuck.

[10:02:46] I... fuck.

[10:02:48] This first game, first game.

[10:02:50] First second half team.

[10:02:52] We're gonna play the way they want us to play, because they were poor.

[10:02:54] Literally.

[10:03:00] I'm like a pal

[10:03:02] I'm gonna go through B here

[10:03:04] I don't know what it's called over here

[10:03:06] Apartments? Yeah, or apps?

[10:03:08] Yeah, I'm not gonna be meddling

[10:03:10] Be careful, there could be one looking right here

[10:03:12] They're using Molly

[10:03:14] You're good

[10:03:16] He's like bottom left

[10:03:18] Or bottom right

[10:03:20] Oh, cannot see

[10:03:24] I mean, I guess he just knows

[10:03:26] Nice

[10:03:28] I did something egregious, actually I just know something, maybe, where's the kid?

[10:03:42] The DPCT, I mean I had movement there, there, yeah there's one CT, long time, I think he's

[10:03:52] still ct

[10:04:07] Now hold on I'm copying this crosshair that dick eating no, that's good. It's like it's like I get that a cave back

[10:04:13] Actually dropped you that

[10:04:22] He's copying your crosshair.

[10:04:24] No, my crosshair is shit.

[10:04:26] I don't copy him.

[10:04:28] Yeah, I didn't.

[10:04:30] Oh, wait, who'd you copy?

[10:04:32] He went under.

[10:04:34] Yup.

[10:04:36] No, he didn't. I think he's just right side. I'm gonna molly him.

[10:04:38] Let's tag one more.

[10:04:44] He just crossed left side window.

[10:04:46] Nice.

[10:04:48] Let's go, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, let's go.

[10:04:50] push it, push it, push it, push it

[10:04:52] you guys just pinged

[10:04:54] hit me, hit me

[10:04:56] hit him on the side

[10:04:58] handshifted to z

[10:05:00] they're shooting us from f**king stabs

[10:05:02] I'm not fighting that one, okay

[10:05:04] they're marking, they're marking

[10:05:06] f**k that

[10:05:08] oh my f**king god

[10:05:10] I'm doing so

[10:05:14] nice, nice

[10:05:16] f**k I'm marking

[10:05:18] You're so smart and good and funny.

[10:05:29] You are.

[10:05:32] Yeah.

[10:05:34] What kind of ugly skin is this?

[10:05:40] Tell me this skin's not fire though.

[10:05:46] No, I'm fucking with I seem like yesterday with like dinosaurs on there essentially

[10:05:55] That's just like 10 bucks

[10:06:02] Really

[10:06:04] Exit tracks really man

[10:06:12] And then man

[10:06:14] Let's just chill. Why you keep talking about my phone?

[10:06:19] Good job guys. Never done good.

[10:06:22] I take a drink.

[10:06:23] Wait, what you drinking?

[10:06:25] Um...

[10:06:27] No lie bro, you're drinking men really weird.

[10:06:29] No, it's really weird.

[10:06:30] That son of a life compressor.

[10:06:32] It's called Not Your Father Fruit Punch.

[10:06:35] It's like some THC drink bro.

[10:06:39] I got it from the side of you.

[10:06:40] That boy drinking not your dad.

[10:06:42] I said not your father, not not your daddy!

[10:06:47] Same day!

[10:06:52] You can't just twist it like that.

[10:06:54] I'm like geeked out to not your daddy.

[10:06:56] He's probably fine. One fight.

[10:06:57] One fight. Oh, it's Steagold. Steagold's we own.

[10:06:59] Let's just hit it. Let's just hit it. Let's go.

[10:07:02] What's your team?

[10:07:03] Oh, I'm playing.

[10:07:04] I'm only a jungle dude. I'm only a jungle dude.

[10:07:08] I'm breaking this smoke for one second.

[10:07:10] Stop one of them.

[10:07:14] Can you take ramp?

[10:07:16] That guy sometimes is a large ramp.

[10:07:17] Yeah, they use flank ramp or pow.

[10:07:19] Yeah.

[10:07:20] Yeah, that's the ramp.

[10:07:28] All good.

[10:07:30] Madadaddy.

[10:07:32] He's in the window.

[10:07:36] Got a little sneak in the Madadaddy in there.

[10:07:38] I suck at it again, I can't fucking play with that shit.

[10:07:41] It's nice dude.

[10:07:43] Look at us right now.

[10:07:44] No, we're straight.

[10:07:46] Cooking!

[10:07:47] Seriously, came to play.

[10:07:49] Wait, what's the lightning on your Icon?

[10:07:51] XB overloaded.

[10:07:54] Yeah.

[10:07:54] It means he plays a fuck ton.

[10:07:56] Really?

[10:07:57] Yeah.

[10:07:57] Yeah, you've been playing a lot, forget that.

[10:08:01] Four came in straight.

[10:08:04] Wait, who got that?

[10:08:05] The enemy team.

[10:08:06] The home, bro.

[10:08:07] Yeah

[10:08:37] I was running for you.

[10:08:39] Good work bro, thank you so much.

[10:08:41] Nothing, nothing B, nothing B.

[10:08:42] Come B, come B yeah.

[10:08:43] I'm gonna push the marker.

[10:08:49] What?

[10:08:50] Yeah, he's looking in the corner.

[10:08:52] Fuck me.

[10:08:56] Nice kill.

[10:09:01] You hit him, I smoke.

[10:09:02] smoke that's what we do guys yo six on T number at all I like that it's not about

[10:09:15] Yeah

[10:09:19] What's that drink you're drinking again

[10:09:22] It's called now your father's fruit punch

[10:09:32] Yeah

[10:09:45] You're all for it, all for it, all for it Gary.

[10:09:51] That's it.

[10:09:52] Gas station drink.

[10:09:53] Yeah, 100%.

[10:09:54] One's there.

[10:09:55] I think I saw a gun.

[10:09:57] No.

[10:09:58] Nice seeing things now, Gigi.

[10:10:00] Those are T-points.

[10:10:01] Don't mess with the Tom and Jerry.

[10:10:03] They'll be, they'll be, they'll be.

[10:10:05] Yup.

[10:10:06] Wait, holy two-piece.

[10:10:07] I'm on them.

[10:10:08] One's in the market.

[10:10:09] One's in the market.

[10:10:10] Oh my.

[10:10:11] Is that...

[10:10:12] No?

[10:10:13] No

[10:10:31] All right, we wasn't focused there's guy running guy with both shots. Okay, cool man. I love this game

[10:10:39] I'm just buying a fucking shoddy. I'm gonna go pump them hard

[10:10:44] It's just watch what was just watch

[10:10:47] Don't even polish it do it

[10:10:50] Do not don't don't mind me on it. I don't wait. Let's just don't look at my 5-7. It's the pussy pattern

[10:10:58] Hold up. Let me see it now

[10:11:02] You that coming

[10:11:08] Damn

[10:11:13] There's just one ad.

[10:11:14] It's tough as hell.

[10:11:15] They're going to be, they're going to be, they're going to be.

[10:11:19] I'm late.

[10:11:20] There's two Kat and then I think the rest are abs.

[10:11:25] They're out.

[10:11:27] I'm not even close.

[10:11:29] Nice shot.

[10:11:30] Oh, hello Amali.

[10:11:31] Yeah, hello.

[10:11:32] Oh, Jesse, I did take your peek off.

[10:11:33] I know, it's okay.

[10:11:34] Oh, I saw it.

[10:11:35] One more there, guys.

[10:11:36] There's supposed to be like a bunch of frames.

[10:11:40] I saw you do it.

[10:11:41] I just, I said it suddenly.

[10:11:42] You got this you win this

[10:12:12] That was pretty awesome.

[10:12:14] So what are we playing in?

[10:12:16] Am I playing A or CISCO?

[10:12:18] What are we doing today?

[10:12:19] Don't play with me.

[10:12:21] Don't play with me.

[10:12:23] Get here now.

[10:12:24] Oh, we have an op.

[10:12:26] Are you going with that window?

[10:12:28] Yeah.

[10:12:29] Hey, hey.

[10:12:30] Whoa, so we have to double op.

[10:12:31] Oh, that's the A op window.

[10:12:32] I had to spawn for it.

[10:12:34] Oh, no.

[10:12:35] That did you?

[10:12:36] Good job.

[10:12:36] Lost the spawn.

[10:12:39] Yeah, that's what she's killing me with, Brad.

[10:12:41] No, not at all.

[10:12:46] Bro, I looked at my mini-map for one singular second though.

[10:12:49] One pal.

[10:12:51] Must be A.

[10:12:52] Yeah, I have your cell select on me.

[10:12:54] It was a singular second.

[10:12:57] On me, where were we?

[10:12:58] On me, where were we?

[10:12:58] Underpass, underpass.

[10:12:59] X!

[10:13:00] Hold up!

[10:13:02] I'm gonna pass where I can.

[10:13:04] Wait, is one pal's right now?

[10:13:05] No, no, I was just kidding.

[10:13:11] It could go B.

[10:13:12] You know him, Tom.

[10:13:13] Yeah.

[10:13:14] Come, come push.

[10:13:15] Wait, I see you.

[10:13:16] That's your boys, bro.

[10:13:17] He could be marking on you, though.

[10:13:19] Dude, you know what, he just didn't fit through the thing.

[10:13:22] I know you passed, I know you passed.

[10:13:24] He could be close left here.

[10:13:27] I'll hold the door if you want to scale the window.

[10:13:30] No, no, I'm not chillin', chillin'.

[10:13:32] I'm gonna leave you, I'm gonna leave you.

[10:13:34] One day at spawn.

[10:13:35] At spawn, at spawn.

[10:13:36] I got a bomb, bomb top minute.

[10:13:43] Wait, that one.

[10:13:45] Oh yeah, someone's steps.

[10:13:46] He's in connector, he's in connector.

[10:13:47] There's TopCon.

[10:13:50] Good job guys.

[10:13:51] Nice.

[10:13:53] Dude, work and I gave it in.

[10:13:56] Wonderful.

[10:13:57] Shit.

[10:13:58] Okay, okay, so I peek, I peek the middle box

[10:14:01] and I just go for it, right?

[10:14:03] Yo, Ichee, you got it.

[10:14:05] Yeah, yeah, what are you doing?

[10:14:07] I can do that.

[10:14:08] Yeah.

[10:14:09] Nice.

[10:14:10] Well, you ready to buy it?

[10:14:11] I need to buy A1, please.

[10:14:15] Bye, guys.

[10:14:16] Bye, guys.

[10:14:17] Bye.

[10:14:23] Sure.

[10:14:24] Grenade out.

[10:14:25] Throw it back.

[10:14:26] Smoke.

[10:14:31] Throwing fire.

[10:15:05] I think

[10:15:09] He's one shot nice, I don't know where the last one is. I think he's on the palace too. Yeah, it should be

[10:15:24] Hey, I know I didn't put a sandwich the little in-between thing right there actually yeah, yeah, I don't even know how I got to the stairs

[10:15:29] I have no clue. I just landed in my shit. It's called sandwich

[10:15:33] between what stairs and yeah is that called Tetris or not for that just wrong

[10:15:37] yeah Tetris yeah Tetris and then in between Tetris and stairs and sandwich

[10:15:41] I had a slot again should play the slow a right there though

[10:15:54] flash mid they're trying to take mid

[10:15:59] they got mid

[10:16:03] Yep, they're already like chairing shit.

[10:16:05] Yeah, yeah, they're already like chairing shit.

[10:16:19] Oh, no. Fuck that.

[10:16:21] That's bomb 2 bomb is missing.

[10:16:26] I need to get out of here.

[10:16:33] Yeah, I got his ping.

[10:16:40] One there.

[10:16:45] Oh, hi.

[10:16:49] Yeah, I'm back in.

[10:16:53] What?

[10:16:54] What?

[10:16:55] Um, Chad.

[10:16:56] Chad.

[10:16:57] This guy just clears me?

[10:16:58] Chad, did they fix the wood panel there?

[10:17:02] there's no way where where do you do the flash at

[10:17:07] yeah we gotta save one I think yeah yeah right

[10:17:10] oh I had to line up okay okay I'm listening very spicy I'm

[10:17:15] I'm jumping out window I'm just gonna bug go fucking

[10:17:18] right up the lane fuck it alright then I'll double flash for you

[10:17:22] because they go slow because no no no no no just so they can't see you drop

[10:17:25] I'm doing it again. Look away, look away!

[10:17:32] Look, look, look, look away!

[10:17:35] Ah, yeah, two down, two down.

[10:17:38] Damn, false.

[10:17:43] I thought you could flash them, not me.

[10:17:46] And I didn't know it was like that.

[10:17:48] You were so up already.

[10:17:50] They're still, they're still ok.

[10:17:52] I'm not under, I think he's cat.

[10:17:57] Yeah.

[10:17:58] How many do I have to say?

[10:17:59] To be.

[10:18:00] Yeah, they're going to be.

[10:18:02] Yeah, they're going to be.

[10:18:03] They're going to be.

[10:18:04] What a fucking pistol.

[10:18:06] Oh my god, he noticed him all at me.

[10:18:08] These guys are good.

[10:18:09] No, no, no, he doesn't even know you're there.

[10:18:12] Say, well, he doesn't.

[10:18:14] I don't think he was going to hit that, bro.

[10:18:21] You're blind, you're blind as a f***ing bat, bro.

[10:18:26] I'm not even gonna smoke.

[10:18:29] That was it.

[10:18:31] Fuck this, I didn't want to.

[10:18:35] It's the way I'm not doing it, daddy.

[10:18:37] TAC drinks f***ing us over.

[10:18:39] What are you saying, bro?

[10:18:42] Bro, my flat.

[10:18:44] You should make it an overly free.

[10:18:46] It's what I mean.

[10:18:48] Okay, I have an idea. How about we hold really tight? We literally hold tight because we are not holding angles enough.

[10:18:55] That's what I meant. Two B3A?

[10:18:57] We're giving a mid-hella.

[10:18:59] I'm gonna go B.

[10:19:00] I mean, how?

[10:19:01] They actually smoke the whole game.

[10:19:05] Maybe more cat pressure.

[10:19:07] Okay, okay.

[10:19:09] Maybe I'll go cat from B then?

[10:19:11] Yeah, that works.

[10:19:13] I'm holding it. I'm gonna hold apps one tag minute top minute

[10:19:25] Okay, dude this is two time made one super low

[10:19:31] Why is he there?

[10:19:33] on it. Dammit. This motherfucker has a cannon on him. He keeps digging it out. Oh, we got

[10:19:54] it winnable actually winnable they won't put it close on somebody I'm massaging this

[10:20:04] I'm up

[10:20:09] let's try you guys won't hide it get try get try I gotta get the bag with this rolling

[10:20:16] bag of what what are you rolling on this a little bit of that oh my god I'll stop playing with them

[10:20:23] little quest ship

[10:20:25] gosh I just love when I sex with a king group studies

[10:20:29] yeah that's ridiculous

[10:20:33] that's what you have on deck

[10:20:35] white niggas love

[10:20:37] quest ships

[10:20:39] bro did you see the new flavor of the taco quest ships

[10:20:43] dude I'm eating them now

[10:20:45] holy shit

[10:20:47] all right bro

[10:20:51] they're good as shit

[10:20:53] I got the hot and spicy flavor on God they're hot wait man sometimes they're crossing like

[10:21:05] a flash mid yeah okay right now right now flashing in oh yeah this shade mom mom mom cat he's

[10:21:14] He's happy oh my god, he jumped he went to the bed

[10:21:22] Actually you want double swing this one has office chair which chair which one's underneath?

[10:21:30] Are you guys frostpicked?

[10:21:34] Well won't be three, but these guys are like schnasty

[10:21:38] This guy this guy like counter strength when in 180 degree to me

[10:21:44] Yeah, I'm getting absolutely rolled right now.

[10:21:48] It's game one, cheese.

[10:21:58] You see the gun, bro?

[10:21:59] We see the guys.

[10:22:00] We see the bugs.

[10:22:01] Daddy, THC, and Quest chips.

[10:22:06] Sounds like a good night, bro.

[10:22:09] Remember that, guys.

[10:22:10] I guess, bro.

[10:22:15] Oh man, I'm washed.

[10:22:18] This is your juice.

[10:22:29] Holy apple juice, bro.

[10:22:31] It's actually pretty good.

[10:22:32] I'm not gonna lie.

[10:22:33] She won't make lemonade for you.

[10:22:34] Thank you.

[10:22:35] Well, I never had it before.

[10:22:39] I never had it before. I got it from someone else got it and I got it from them.

[10:22:42] They got their own branded apple juice?

[10:22:44] Well no, it's called...

[10:22:47] No, say Minimade.

[10:22:49] No, Nantucket Nectar's. No, Minimade is mid.

[10:22:52] Hey, guys, thanks. I threw a game over.

[10:22:54] It's a SVA.

[10:22:55] Yeah, yeah, fuck that. I thought that was me.

[10:22:57] Oh my god.

[10:22:58] Thank god.

[10:23:01] They're flashing over.

[10:23:03] I'm gonna smash them.

[10:23:05] They're in the rain. Tell me when they're in.

[10:23:06] They could be going through and doing the chair thing.

[10:23:08] I think they're going B

[10:23:10] Yep, on me, on me, on me

[10:23:12] On me over here

[10:23:14] I'm the guy

[10:23:16] At jungle, I'm the guy that's the guy

[10:23:18] At jungle

[10:23:20] I'm dead

[10:23:22] I'm dead

[10:23:24] One more, one more

[10:23:26] Right when I leave bro

[10:23:30] Right when I leave though bro

[10:23:38] I'm still a little ill.

[10:23:48] Oh, there's guys trying to realize they didn't even check.

[10:23:51] Oh, French.

[10:23:54] Yeah, that's just taking it too far.

[10:23:58] Okay, we gotta play some crumbs, bro.

[10:24:02] Ah, I'm trying to get his die.

[10:24:05] One more, bro.

[10:24:07] got to call LG bet on a fuck or just took us 45 minutes I just lost a honey

[10:24:20] he let his mother fucker talk about some bed time okay okay guys I'll find

[10:24:25] his own presence yeah I have you up early because I think the ball with

[10:24:28] with soda okay also it was actually fun we didn't we didn't win but she happens

[10:24:37] you know I mean you do bro there was nothing so it doesn't be count all right

[10:24:41] next time we'll play again really play again all right all right good night guys

[10:24:44] take a minute take a break nice nice

[10:24:49] yep see you guys later yeah yo yo please you're done wait everybody else is done

[10:24:56] Like are we all leaving because XTC left or no?

[10:24:58] No, personally, I'm gonna keep playing.

[10:25:01] I just need one down.

[10:25:03] Wait, train was typing now.

[10:25:05] Hold on.

[10:25:06] Train come play.

[10:25:26] you

[10:25:56] you

[10:26:26] you

[10:26:56] you

[10:27:26] you

[10:27:56] All right, beat cool, chat.