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05-07-2026 · 9h 27m
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Wait
Wait, this isn't supposed to go live though
Wait
This wasn't supposed to go live though
I'm supposed to do a Barbele again, and I'm not on the toolkit.
I don't get it, I'm supposed to do it here.
Um...
I don't get it!
You guys, I was supposed to get on the toolkit!
Um...
Chat, fuck, I meant to reset it!
I mean, I meant to reboot it!
I mean, and he is what it is.
Um...
Hold on. Yeah, I think for sure. We're fucked
Yeah, we're fucked
Chat even if I reset it is a nether because um
Oh, it's the wrong collection. That's why fuck
What do I even do here then?
Yo, I went live and didn't go on the IRA profile, what the fuck do I do?
Um, okay champ, I mean, I don't know what to say.
Okay, I guess I need like words so we can get it sort of
Yeah, I'm gonna check if I alter for it to think it's gonna work or not that
I mean, it would be a new input, no?
It should add to all the ports.
Okay.
Um...
Okay, yeah, add me to it. Okay.
Okay, I'm multiplying. I will, I will make it in one minute.
Chat.
Chat, there's a chat set that the server buffer doesn't let me go back on it,
because the Twitch server might not let me give me a new input for five minutes.
That's where it's gonna happen, but yeah, okay, we'll see you in a minute, bye.
Does that work?
Wait, it actually works?
Oh my god, yo, yo, yo, yo, what can we not do?
What can we not do?
Damn.
Jack, Jack, Jack, what can me and Victor not do?
Bro.
It actually just I'll ever done it before
And normally it doesn't let you put a new input in this onto the server
Like that's gonna new check it am I wrong?
I had to put you outside. Do I see it?
I've had a problem
I
Have a video receiver on
Show you look like him. Oh
And then this song is good, but maybe not right now
Um, hey check you guys are good. I think you check good morning. Um
Chats if you love a little bit of all the place that stream but um, yeah, here we go. Good song. Oh, this is good
I
Chat in a chat in order to check we need to see birds though like you see
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not sure what that is.
That's me dude, that's my gameplay
No stop it
Okay, that's crazy. Okay, that's crazy.
That was a bit of a...
Chad, that was going quite a bit of a...
I'm not even good at this, I enjoyed eating before my pump kicked in.
Chad, guys, only correct answers.
What is that?
I
Did you see for
Yeah, okay like it
Yeah, yeah, I never did it again, but I did that but my heart be my time. They took a bill of type ntc4 was Jimmy scary
Oh, oh because there's a delay because I mean it took it. Okay. Yeah, you got a break it, but
Okay, it's all good. I'm not mad
Then if you're not a bitch-ass, type in the chat SMORK.
SMORK.
Sorry to chat, yeah, I feel bad.
Give me a tick-leo then.
Yo, give me a tick-leo.
Okay, that's my smoke.
Okay.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gonna add you guys, I guess.
This is just, I like it clear, it's a funny moment.
Oh, you're not even coming out, why?
Um
I'm gonna pump lucky chat. Um, oh
Shikiro as good mistakes it um, oh, that's gonna be a half-time show
I
Thanks for all those acts
So here's the tax fraud but the general whatever
I got you guys who care if you're 50 she looks good 50 like we don't care guys don't
have a woman to age like you know what you know who the fuck am I talking to I don't
need to shit anybody's age you want to so I don't have my mind yo as long as I'm not
I don't care. Oh, maybe the time is bright because I don't have, um, uh, watch this.
Jury of Ears will be attending an, uh, I didn't, uh, Ross Brammer's event in Los Angeles on May 23rd at the release of Ice Man.
Sure, Foss.
Really?
Is that right?
That's cool.
Can I get a welcome to the Jungle Mophead?
How else QC can you welcome me to the Galaxy of Preemstang?
Is that a wrench?
I'll fuck you down!
Jack Sparrow?
Now!
Come on!
Try!
Yep!
Is this real?
29 months in the jungle, excuse the L.
Go!
It's a shipper!
Hold on, I'll fuck you down!
Go, go, go!
Jack, what's next, Jack? What's next, then?
A fucking chest full of gold?
He's got an orange chip, doesn't he?
What happened, I mean.
I show script.
Guys, come on.
He's just gonna make it.
He's just gonna make his fans excited.
You know what I mean?
What was the meaning of it?
What was the meaning of it?
This is a known tactic.
It's the only tactic.
This is a known tactic. It's one great stuff.
I've read it down a bunch of predictions and it all happens to be against public.
Classic.
Classic.
So he don't need to steal a whole record, he don't need to steal a savior of that record
chap.
Yeah, I can't hear anything either.
So he's botting his viewers, like see, this is why I don't like, you didn't see it?
Why did you call me every slow last night on Deadlock?
Ah, deserved it.
Oh, that wasn't me, that wasn't me.
Okay, whoa, that wasn't me.
The guy in our game, he just wouldn't stop saying it, okay?
Yo, yo, hold on, yeah, it's not true, it's not true, it's not true.
Yeah, it's not true.
The guy in our game was literally spanning the words.
He said the N word, the F word, the K word.
Um, he did everything in the book, in the book.
It wasn't me, it wasn't me.
Hey, what's up with you?
Did you get a look at your vlog?
Um...
Okay.
Oh, alright, bye bye, thank you very much!
Okay, I'm done.
Buddy, buddy, that's a weapon, right?
look at my feet brother I wedged my feet under the fucking door I thought you
good buddy buddy I wedged my toes under the door
I could have lost my toes and that's funny to you fuck you yeah apparently
I got scared when I hit the door it's fine no fucking way
oh chat bite it away it's not a hundred percent confirmed yet but this is not a
100% confirmed. Me, Marlon, God, and me and my other streamer might be going to the World
Cup quarterfinals game in Miami and we're going to be able to stream from it. In this
week. Insane. But not 100%, not 100%. Pretty good chance.
Jack, Jack, I'm going to the finals and Jack, somebody, I'll say who, gave me some, me,
And it's supposed to be being trained, okay?
But out of the ones we go, it's just for the World Cup final, and we have like a really...
He said it's the best hospitality spot, because they didn't want to get a box, his boxes,
they're boring.
Pretty good chance.
So I know I ain't this thing.
No fucking way.
That's cool.
So then I know my sports.
This is warped.
Um, I'm gonna have to go with the shoo.
I can show them around Miami guys,
cause that's my city.
This is not really the other one.
Fuck ex QC nigga!
Ex QC nigga!
Fuck ex QC nigga!
Fuck ex QC nigga!
You a bitch ass male man!
Fuck ex QC nigga!
You a bitch shit motherfucker!
What are you doing?
They want me.
Yeah, you fuck!
Interesting clip.
Um, guys, I forget how to...
I'm not kidding.
What the fuck?
What can I see?
It's a fact, bro.
Surprise, that's a big f4 head
Da da da da da, by note, wow bro
I got a new head and in my chest I'm crowning you bro
Oh this is crazy bro, wow my chaffy on my dick bro
I dance, bro.
Like, KSI 2.0.
Bro, my floor is not even that big, bro.
I mean, I was on UPC.
I couldn't join the Y, because I figured out that it was only because of Vanguard.
WTF boy.
Whatever, bro.
Welcome to the near since Char's are like, like, unique or special.
Guys, you know what, guys, I actually initiated very nicely.
That was even closer, actually.
They leave the Uniga special.
Hello, Mr. Cow, I agree with your statement to handsome. Can you PLS?
Let's not just slow down, banger. I don't know why I didn't.
What comes in here, since it says Charizard, it's like Uniga special.
You know what you're at? I actually initiated it very nicely.
That was even closer, actually.
Hello Mr. Cow I agree with her statement to handsome can you PLS
wait wait TTS is in the video I don't know I know I know I did it
Yo, Adam, give him a Negev. Give him a Negev.
What did he say?
What was that about me?
What did he say?
That's a Negev from Scythe and Beep.
What?
What?
What?
The Reds will hear about that. The Reds will not be happy about it.
Give him a Negev.
What did he say?
I'm the only one who's ever seen this.
That's a wonderful thing about beer.
I've never seen this before.
It's a mega fan's item.
Woah!
Fuck it, fuck it!
I'm not fucking kidding.
Mega.
Mega.
Why wait, title on the line?
I'm the only one who's ever seen this.
Let's call it.
Oh, sorry, I'm gonna be down.
Come on.
I've seized my weight title on...
No, I'm not into beastiality, bro.
What type of question is that?
Then why the fuck are you drinking a beer?
Bro, Dottens, I'm drinking a beer because I'm stressed out!
I'm drinking because I'm stressed!
I'm drinking because I'm stressed!
this game is fucking stressful all right Chad do you drink beer I don't I don't
drink beer I think I think beer is bad for you
athlete maybe of all time not counting injuries because he plays killing him
Bopay ruined PSG ruined Messi ruined Neymar went to Real Madrid and ruined
around the trip I've actually never even seen in my life something more impressive
Jack, don't blame your members for the mismanagement of their club. If a club wants to say yo let's
put somebody that's in a bad position and we'll overpray them that's the club's fault.
Don't blame the player. If you were the guy giving me offered a check you'd cash it in.
You wouldn't, if they offered you like 200 mil to play for a club you wouldn't even think
Think about it, Amy, you're a stupid bitch, like are you kidding me?
Like, that's the actual statement though.
Yo, Jack, why did I do this?
Fucking brutalized! Get the fuck out of my lobby!
Anyway, ummm...
what the fuck on anyway um yeah i'm i'm i'm over all that very careful talking about things
don't forget loud in culture because i've lost so many sponsorships because just randomly
like doing even podcasts like this. I would just say, oh yeah, I thought that was bad. That wasn't good.
And then my manager, one you down the line, two you down the line, will tell me, hey, they passed on
this campaign because you were on camera talking negatively about one of their sister product.
There was a, I told the story, but we-
Chad, you know what, Chad? I have never had this item before, right? I've had it in one. Chad,
You know how we sponsor you know, I think is how it is like afterwards
Like I just I think that was shit. That one was bad. It almost good
Like we have a but we've got we've had a lot of like bad ones in the past like total staircase thingy that it was fucking dog shit
but
Right guys guys it was shit. I
I thought it was cool because they were very creatively free, right, but
But like I talked about how it is.
We had an opportunity to go watch Dune, the second one, at a premiere for offline TV.
And in the message included, unfortunately, you guys cannot bring Disguised Host and Broden.
Yeah, yeah, like two people specifically, like everyone else at OTV could go, they specifically
dropped those two names.
And I don't understand why me and, like me, I think that.
Then you make a big company, you make a new thing,
you make June three or whatever, and you say, okay,
then you guys don't get to go.
You need to want them, you need to show them how it's done.
But here, buddy, you need to show them what the fuck you do.
You create something even bigger,
and you say you guys can't afford it.
Fuck you!
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
Welcome to the jungle, excuse me now.
I know this isn't.
After Japan, you've been dreaming of.
Excuse me.
This is your name.
My life can't ever begin without our own right from underneath it.
I
Did you see who's the best one
I think it's a cool collab that he's in the game, that he's cool collabing.
I do think that companies need to be careful on who they have on the...
Okay, that's about it.
I
Did it I did it games. Okay, what does it I think it's getting to be careful about who they bring on as a celebrity into their game
I guess I think people are gonna be defensive about that like
Like it has to fit in has to ask the s s s to work, you know, I mean
We're we're so this but Jack
left that there's not fear
longer the world about so that we don't
recognize now we're going to do
a trip on the cruise ship for
Foreign Affairs Minister Anita Anand
confirming today that two Canadians
who were on the vessel returned home
before the outbreak was identified
in a post on social media
she says this along with
one Canadian who was not on the vessel
however was on the same flight
and may have come in contact with
a symptomatic individual
two people are in Ontario and one is in Quebec.
All Anand says are asymptomatic
and have received guidance to self-isolate.
We're breaking news now on the Hantavirus outbreak.
You said where?
On the cruise ship, Foreign Affairs Minister Anita Anand
confirming today that two Canadians
who were on the vessel returned home
before the outbreak was identified
in a post on social media.
She says this along with one Canadian
who was not on the vessel, however,
was on the same flight and may have come in Canada, as in Canada, in Ontario, where live?
Yo chill out buddy, chill out buddy.
I just know what is in Toronto.
Bro, bro, why are you in Toronto so much?
Why are you so pissed?
That's cool.
That's what you're gonna say.
DoorDash report, almost getting one billion orders in the first three months of 2006.
What?
Wait.
Well, how much money is that gross?
Chad, that's gonna be gross like fucking for like 40 billion dollar.
I mean, it's one of the biggest restaurants.
I mean, Chad, Chad, if Agonis stops eating, they go out of business.
I mean, we've known this for years now.
I mean, the company, the company is just upside down.
And some people would say, well, that's out of the budget.
I said, let me tell you something, there is no budget when it comes to our military.
And some people would say, well, that's out of the budget.
I said, let me tell you something, there is no budget when it comes to our military.
And some people would say, well, that's out of the budget.
I said, let me tell you something, there is no budget when it comes to our military.
Holy shit, I should be able to touch that at the budget, let me tell you something, there is no budget on the c-
It's too soft, it doesn't have ultra-vigil strength, like E in the post, bro in the post I'm literally-
HOOT!
HOOT!
HOOT!
PITS!
PITS GET OUT OF MY WAY, BRO!
I'M-
HOOT!
HOOT!
HOOT!
HOOT!
HOOT!
It's too soft, it doesn't have ultra-vigil strength, like E in the post, bro in the post I'm literally-
Kill this guy.
Oh, anyway.
Hmm
As much this is for the season
So this is a that's kind of whatever all right, um, just a new clip. What is that?
You know fuck bruh, I don't care for the music loud me. Yeah, I'm not me. I'm not your daddy
Niggas down pussy nigga y'all stop complaining like some hoes
I don't give a fuck, bird, I don't care.
What are you doing all that?
Sorry.
You care if the music loud?
Maybe I'm not your daddy, nigga.
Turn your speakers down.
Pussy, nigga.
Y'all stop complaining like some hoes.
Fuck, I don't care.
No!
No, no, no!
Telling the boys on clip it.
On clip it.
Hey, hey, hey!
Niggas, that's not it!
Niggas, it's all you stepping in.
Niggas, you gotta glide your foot back
and push when it's on the toe.
Hey, hey, hey!
Shit, shit, shit!
Hey, hey, hey!
NIGGA THAT'S NOT EAT NIGGA IT'S FOLLOWS
Chad what?
um anyway
um
Chad there was something I wanted to look at
that I woke up to
I just met my discord kitten for the first time
off the discord in real life
and now we're about to go to the mall
and just see what's up
look how beautiful my discord kitten is
he's so beautiful I love him so much
two lovers that met on discord about to walk into this mall my name is Greg and
this is my discord kitten we're now in the mall oh good luck they sp-
that's cool I can scroll but what is that
I don't want to say that, but yeah, I mean, people don't want to say that, but yeah,
People say why aren't they protesting, they're why protest, but they don't have any guns.
So you could have 200,000 people protesting and have five or six sick people with guns.
And when they start shooting them right between the eyes and you see a guy fall and another
one fall and you have no guns, very few people would be able to stand there and do it.
I mean, I understand.
I tell them not to.
I
Have a chat with me
Wait, what?
Okay, I guess I'm gonna say check.
Recently, Domino's Pizza has been too thin on the crust, and it's really fucking bad.
Like, I don't know, maybe it's because you guys making TikToks of you-of you-fucking-joying-the-peets-or-whatever?
Why is it so goddamn thin?
Stop spinning it!
Oh wait, that looks really bad bro.
I can't see.
I'll chat, guys, guys, only new clips yet.
No more recycling today, no more recycling.
Um, what?
Why, why, why are you leaving this?
How much you got? What's your name?
Rudy, stop talking like that.
You ain't got no big city.
Mouse, I can let you.
I'm going with or without you.
Rudy, stop talking like that.
Hey, what are you n-
Let's do it over there.
We got it.
Get out of here.
Hey, what are you doing?
Run, run, run!
Run around!
Cuts!
Fantastic.
I need more American slave.
Okay?
I struggle.
Yeah, the struggle.
I solve like the dialogue, like the back and forth manner.
Absolutely.
Yes.
See, this row is sort of a bit cheeky.
I got a little bit of a comfort zone, you know.
During the filming of this role in this character,
I felt oppressed, like an American slave,
like a lot of struggle.
I studied the art.
Jack, Jack, that's Tom Hardy.
That's, um, that's still in repeat.
Samson, you look great tonight.
How hard was it for you to change your accent?
As a little boy from Manchester, I think,
I struggled a bit with the dialect, right?
But to really get into character for this quite a start.
I know what I was going to say is worth it. It's tough to say it's worth it. It's um, it's um
Honest in road that I took on to say the big I put it all on the line. All right, three two one action
I'm telling you, nigga! If you fuck with my shit, I'll kill you, nigga!
You'll be fucked out! Fuck!
I'm telling you, man.
Ain't no fucking family this shit! We're not family, nigga! Fuck family!
They're cut! That's the word!
That was stunning. That was stunning.
Good performance. Great performance.
Ha! Working with a good London boy.
And I, I, I bother him all the time. I had a call with that director.
It was kinda quite quintessential to-
Jack, Jack, Jack, that's also Tom Oland, Tom Hardy, um, yeah, Jack, Tom Hardy, real voice.
Hold on now.
What is Tom Hardy's accent?
Malifluous, I'd say at best, as a collage of places people.
That's also the Zelda.
Things, feelings, it's irrelevant.
If you understand me, that's all that matters.
What is Tom Harden?
You know what I mean?
Chat, chat, chat.
Let the meme with Tom Orlando.
Mr. Beast turns 28 then.
I find it funny how different these two tweets are.
Happy 28th birthday, the iconic Ed Deli.
Yeah.
You hear people who smile without their eyes.
Like, bro, these are my 6-0s.
These are my 6-0s.
Um...
Any of you guys, you get to start doing it, no?
Keep it a burp with ya.
If I wouldn't have slowed down, y'all was not gonna catch me.
And let me be in that new step pack,
on a trick-off on y'all dumbass.
YouTube fuckers just made the biggest mistake of your lousy career.
Keep it a-
What was-
You try-
Try not to look at clips.
Um...
So I want to watch-
I want to look at this and what it says.
Um...
This is, um...
A retrojacket is going to serve nine days in prison for attacking pro-wrestler.
This is all the-
you
you
you
you
you
If you've been at 10K, you can sit at 10K.
Omi says that all the current established view bothers are now officially in the clear.
They gain the most of this, their accounts will be untouched as they're established as
switched as legit.
And the person now is officially in the middle of the 7000 server on their own will.
The server is about to have a big collab.
You will get a viewer increase.
You bought them for 30 days of vocalize that they get kept to get done in person
Yeah, I mean
chat
I'm not gonna show on a solution right if it's a solution because
A lot of you didn't working on the better solution chat if you have no solutions then what else do you can you do?
What I'm saying chat what else can you do?
Like we don't know how this is gonna as this gonna work it we don't know how this is gonna. You know me I
Think this could make it worse for sure. Hopefully if it does it'll fix it
Summers will be notified it will not make a follow on announcement it when we begin to show you these enforcements
Well, I'm
Symmonds will be notified in front of the direction of the penalty, he's gonna come in and work around the interventions
Yeah, I don't know. Check
Check, why don't they just, and now I know on it, why don't they just show the real viewers?
Back bang, like if the algorithm knows what he's running, why don't they, why don't the the the the count
displays the actual back end number?
Why does the count in front has to show the fake number that they know is taken?
Well, I just why not just if you understand what's the real number then show the real number
I mean I don't understand it
Yeah, yeah, I agree. I think it's a long show.
A note on our word to combat. Guys, just count non-account user as one tenth of a viewer.
Bang. And count accounts as a one if active on a tablet as a chatter as one. Bang one. Boom.
And it's done.
Um, lurkers with no accounts, buddy, buddy, you don't last long doing that shit, but yes.
How many of you will lurk with no accounts? That guy opened this on a fucking on a safari, go.
Huh, uh, uh, uh, wait, is it, no.
Wait, really? See.
I love you guys.
No, I actually have been advocating for you
for your rights and the policy is back end.
I actually love you, but I love you guys.
There is nothing that works without you guys.
And I would do my best to give you guys
the best quality you deserve it.
One, two, three, four, nine, eight.
We all know you did the bot method during COVID
to set your baseline to 30K.
This entire chat is planless.
I see people type the same message for nine hours.
Day two of saying what's up X and chat, love y'all.
WStream.
So, zero, eight, nine.
I think once I've had a good amount of chatters
to how many viewers.
Guys, I'm missing something that's very impactful
for you, okay?
Since you are going outside for an hour,
can we expect you to take a day off tomorrow
since you have the stamina of a fat 65-year-old smoker?
No, I'll be back in a while, man shut the fuck up, man shut your dumbass up man, okay okay,
okay, chat, you guys, I'm gonna tell you guys how I like to do the world, okay, let's
say chat, I have a 10 billion dollar company, okay, let me say yo dude, on your website,
the PNG of your logo has a property, it's bugged, look there's a bunch of pixels that
a bug website, right?
And after five years, I don't fix it, right?
I'm gonna say, you know what dude?
You're doing it by intention.
I know that, you know,
it's not that you don't care,
is that you're doing it intentionally.
Then you know, I mean, Jeff,
like you're doing it intentionally.
It's writing that YouTube doesn't care about YouTube live.
Because if the YouTube live wanted to be good,
they would have fixed it.
They would make it good.
They would create an ecosystem that people can grow from
that is actually beneficial to the product.
And it's in my understanding that if Twitch wanted to fix it,
if you wanted, and they wanted to fix it.
I think if they actually wanted it to be one-to-one
with what's actually happening, they would have fixed it.
But maybe it was around six years or seven years, like.
It's in the house of the world, man.
We finish at the top of the leaderboard.
Oh, what is going on?
Oh, yeah.
that I did a kid on the game besides already um beyond that there's a huge
lot but which already caps your counts we've got this idea from their staff
years ago they won't ban from their streamers the same arguments apply as
well as is botting me and even those rumors have access to better methods
for reviewers the stream to you know I have to do the methods people have these
days it must be fucking actually bank I mean it is what it is what I mean I
I think, I think, because I'm saying I'm business.
I mean, chat.
When you look at moderation and bots and shit and features,
bro, I'm going to say this, I don't give a fuck.
Yes, I'm on both.
I have no insight to, to take the list.
They, they, they identify problems and resolutions
faster than the intuition.
And in most of the Twitter, I'm going to say what is,
they, they literally copy.
I mean, it is what it is.
You can say no, they actually copy.
People said, oh yeah, kick only, only copy and switch.
Buddy, we're entering an era where it's the opposite thing.
The ad-hate copy kick, are you playing kidding me?
That's absolutely true.
The last three big updates were all with kick copies.
I'm not afraid of it.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, either.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, either.
So, RGCP, RGCP, score, score to Jill.
Bridge, bridge, bridge, something, oh my god.
Not bad.
I mean, not bad.
Guys, this is not my playlist.
I mean, check.
This is not my day playlist.
This plays like one per three streams.
Guys, this playlist is on my playlist, you fucking bitch-ass.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Check, I don't see it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't see it.
But, uh...
I
Guess I know what it is, and I know it is I swear
Now here's the double bottom, it's a great song, I'm not going to get a two-pack fan,
but this one is one of his best, like changes.
I see no changes.
I see no changes, wake up in the morning and I ask myself, it's like work, live and shut up,
I
I
Think this is like a
You're in the bus sort of her on the way home. He's like this like what I'm gonna change the fucking world
You get home with your coffee. You go to bed. You forget about it like you know, I mean like this is you can't I can't how it goes no
Yo yo yo
Not much time check actually bad at his take it. It's not guys. That was not a great take him and be honest with you
And in the credits
Check I guess I check not this is not a great thing. Hey, I guess you
Hey, I just see the videos of that person. Is it fine if I don't bet for 20 hours. Yes. I was wrong
Well, I'll leave you to think about it. I'll need to review bomb a game for though
You said enjoy the game for 30 hours 30 hours 50 hours
It's gonna be for a hundred hours and you check is it really is about it
Somebody, especially with feminism, is in the credits.
Chat, view bombing actually hurts a game like really bad.
Like, what if everybody knew about this except for like one guy at the top,
and one guy did this collab with this person, this dumb fuck, right?
And then, oh, put him in the credit, and it hurts every for what reason.
Like, I think it's just really dumb.
She hates this, actually.
I played for 100 hours, but it's actually dumb shit.
You should give them a lot of pushbacks.
You should, you should, you should, you should have been in it.
Definitely, but review bombing is just gonna bullshit.
Ash.
Guys, review bombing is saying, the game is bad.
Like, what is your experience with the game?
The game is lagging, the game is a virus,
the game fucked my PC, the game fucked my mom.
It fucked it.
One million!
But I mean, not my mom. I mean, Jesus. Hello?
My mom is showing it. My mom is showing it.
Oh, yeah, back at home. She's doing everything.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying anymore, man.
I'm just kidding. I guess I tried.
Right. That was awful.
Bag is open. I think it's...
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, it's just um
Um, but I don't know, I don't know chat. Oh, is that just
What white?
Are we good
Okay, it's I just
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it's go
um oh it's just
it's bar board it's mo moge it's dude
Okay, okay, it's bad it's bad
Yeah, okay, it's oh
suck
Wait, there's a go already. Wait already
Yeah, oh shit. I didn't know it
Do you want to do the outfit?
Do I have one?
Yeah
Do I have a suit?
Yeah
Oh shit, yo, okay
Uh, chat, chat, what was it about the way?
Chat for a minute?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what was it about the way?
Uh, I tried to get a victory, the other guy
Yeah, what's up?
Oh shit, man, did I suit from home?
Yeah, we had a run up
Yo, actually stickled on
Hold on chat chat. We're gonna go to ballerleague. Oh
You want this camera? Oh, let me just make sure there's no there's no
No, Lixon house
Chat, but do you guys know how many more games are we haven't which are we out entirely?
So I say I want to get real fucking mad or not. Hi
Is the last one
Yeah, it says there's a chance that you're going to get what's up?
Is that the illusion that we have a chance to make it into the finals or not?
Um, just question.
I think I know.
I think he said if we win both of the next matches, is it possible?
There are just a lot of possibilities.
We have to win tonight and the other ones.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you doing?
Hi chat.
We have to go IRL over there chat.
So we'll have to drive there and do all that chat.
I guess we'll do the runs afterwards.
We'll be the record today, afterwards and tomorrow.
Jase, you might join us.
Glo.
Yeah.
There we go.
Yeah, I want some view on that, Lucky.
Yeah, I want some nice, man.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you saw that one.
I'll show it to the back, right?
Yeah, switch it back again, okay.
Is it on it?
Oh, should this do its crazy?
Is it on? Holy shit, this suit is crazy.
Yo Chad, this suit is fucking...
Okay, we're on here.
Dude, dude, I almost, I almost feel bad.
This suit is like, almost too nice, you know what I mean?
There's nothing too nice, but that, that, that's my suit, you know what I mean?
Come on.
Yo.
Wait, no pants?
Wait, do it inside.
Okay, yeah.
Chat, chat, whole soup or not?
Broad this camera.
Yeah, yeah, it sucks.
Chat, whole soup or not?
Wait, really?
Like this thing is tailored to a crisp like,
along here to see.
Wait, does that still fit me?
Wait, let me go check.
You're gonna follow or?
No, you're gonna get it.
Chat.
Chat, does that still fit me?
All right, I'm going to put my pants on, put the shirt on, and then send it.
I'm a team manager for a football team, a soccer team, and I wear a suit because I'm
a real manager, you know what I mean?
I think I do have a tie actually.
I don't think it's in here though.
Holy fuck.
Some, some of the muscles.
Hold on.
I
Can't put this on
With do we have without time for stalling right not really I'm trying to try this oh my god, brah I
You know every time if we sit there, you know what we had lots of despair with it, so I'm not I'm going to second that just to make
Christian said, speed scheme lost. I haven't seen a second match on who's winning right now.
Right now, that's in our favor. Tell them we need to win our match and Marlon has to lose his match.
So it's possible?
Can you ask him why Leo wasn't filled last run?
Leo? Okay.
Yeah, what was Leo not filled in?
No undershirt? Why do I have to wear undershirts?
Don't worry, I'm not, it's not an issue or anything.
Sure? Yeah. I'm playing it safe.
So yeah, it's fine. Look, it's American anyway. See that?
I love it, but it's like, maybe we might set up NASA's package.
Alright, here we go.
What?
Okay, then my belt.
None of this even has a brand, it's not even branded shit, it's like some like a, I went
to a guy I know back at home and he got this shit, a tablet for me, like they actually
you made it, you know what I mean?
Actually, maybe it doesn't run.
I think I'm done.
Bang, bang, bang, and then.
How's it looking?
Looking good.
It's good?
Yeah, guys, you better go manage my team.
to go win some moms and games yeah yep I'll let me go check it go check fire
fire proof of it last order I think I do have a tie somewhere no I don't fudge
It's okay. I think that would be good enough.
Yeah, how about you go? Yeah, could you go?
Alright.
Yeah, I feel good. I feel good.
Yeah, sir sir
Thoughts
Hi, I mean
I don't ever watch this. Yeah, that's not it. Oh
Oh, what about some socks though?
I got the dogs out.
Those glasses suck, fuck you.
Sorry, I'm not gonna swear anymore on camera.
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Maybe I'll do a quick brush.
Don't come in here, hold on, I'm gonna come in.
is because, you know what I mean?
All right, we're out.
So, if we cope a little bit,
if we cope, I think we could buy a win maybe.
Like, if everything goes well,
we could possibly win and make it to the finals.
Oh, you guys in here, are we rushing?
Okay, I'm gonna start running at him.
You ready? I gotta go.
Oh, maybe I can, maybe I can, okay, okay, okay, um...
Hold on.
Okay, I'm gonna go-
low key if I need to redo my hair.
Yeah, I think I need a new haircut.
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
All right.
This one's gonna stick my collar, but I don't think I can.
There's all those shirts that like,
if you bun all the way to the top,
like you need to have like something that,
that, that, that finish it.
Like, you know some shirts, the top bun,
will be just right before the ending.
Nah, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Uh, yeah, I'll just wear these shoes, it's fine.
I'm gonna go.
Hopefully Jesse joins us, then he wakes up, but maybe not.
Yeah.
Oh, give me one minute.
I'm taking the mic, okay?
Alright, chat just a moment.
Do you mind chatting with them while I fix this one for a second?
Hi chat! Can you hear me?
Hello? Hi! No, hi!
Chat, type...Auga. If you're feeling aga today.
But type despair if you're feeling despair.
Oh my god, you guys are so hot!
Really?
Can you hold on to this for a second?
Wow!
What a cute chat box, oh my god.
Are you guys excited for Bully?
Oh no, some of you guys are disfaring out.
Oh, for real.
Well, I'm gonna disfaring, it still kind of happened.
Why? Don't lie. Don't lie.
One second. One second.
Wow, Chad.
Can you move this side of the way?
Here. Here you go.
Alright Chad.
You guys are excited for Bar, for Bullersley?
Smell to the piano.
Why are you laughing?
What was that?
What's your favorite game right now? Tell me your favorite game.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at you guys eyes going crazy.
Not a good scene.
Whoa! Look at all those games. Oh my gosh. I can't even keep up with it.
Oh, look at me. I can hear myself. Is that what I sound like?
I'm going. I'm going to start that.
I'm gonna take a second mic for you, so you can check that one.
Okay, cool.
Can I set the lights on?
You got a little chat?
Do you have the mic?
Yeah.
Thank you, bro.
Thanks for taking my hair.
Chat.
Guys, I can talk about this every day and not make a change in it.
It won't do anything.
I need to make a change in my life.
Like, I'm thinking, if I need to make a change, it's voluntarily.
I don't mind, like, I don't mind diet, I enjoy doing it.
Like, it's almost part of who I am, you know what I mean?
Ooh.
I go full brown, but I would have to diet, because look, I always just like half.
If you go short, no, two shorts.
So you have channel screen, if you alt-tab on the laptop, you can switch to the baller
league team.
Oh shit, okay.
But in the future I want to have this setup for gaming.
Oh okay, yeah, that'd be really good.
I told Nicholas it'd be a good, like, streamer cars.
Yeah.
Yo, I had a, um...
I could go short for once, but dude, what if I, well I'm not who I am anymore, you know what I mean?
Because if I don't like it and I went short and brown, I'm not gonna be cooked.
Didn't you once have like a bowl cut?
Yeah, I was way back.
You could re-bring back the bowl cuts.
Yeah, I don't know, Chad. I'm thinking about it.
Yo, yo, Victor, what would you think about, um...
What would you think about when bowling is over?
Um...
Because if we lose both games, we're out.
Like, the finals is like whatever. Like, we're now in the finals, so it's a G.
What would you think about doing like a full on actual track day with the cars stream at
home and then doing like a biking stream with my dad and then maybe another stream that's
good in MTL and then going on the next venture whatever that is?
Let's do it.
I'm down.
Really?
You're down?
Yeah, I'm down.
Yeah.
Hi there.
OK.
I'm down for all that.
Let's run it.
I think.
We walking in this here?
Yeah, exactly.
We're walking in?
Yeah.
So I'm saying it's easy.
Because my dad, he wanted me to bike with him, right?
Yeah.
Two birds, one stone.
I get to spend time with my dad.
Do biking.
Well, back in the days, my brother would do biking with my dad.
We would just fight.
We would just cry and ball out.
like I'm not getting because it's it's it's hard and I mean like Jack we break
on crying like it's hard it's harsh like it's a family outing it's supposed to
be cool whatever but mountain biking is incredibly harsh so it's cool but Jack
it might be tough like like on stream like it won't look like it I think it
It won't look like much.
We could try it though, it could be fun.
But I'm just gonna say it won't look like crazy.
We got the drone setup too.
We could do a little picture and picture.
That'd be sick.
Could do POV, drone, camera man.
Yeah, would you think about what place we'd go?
Because my dad had like, you know what,
we had so many, oh, it crashed.
I don't want to sleep.
We have so many, um, no, we don't, we don't do the electric thing, or these things, I
think they kind of do a little bit, but no electric, that's bad.
My cardio can pick back up, it's all good.
Once I'm activated, I can do it, um, but we could try, we could try, we could try it.
If it's a track that's like, not a track,
but if it's like a trail that's more on,
that has a lot of outside.
Well, okay, hold on.
Bagganiz, I went to Arizona on my data
and that was really, that was cinema.
Like if we had a drone there, we would stream it.
It would have been insane.
But in Quebec, it's a lot of trees.
Like what would we do?
Chad, is this thing good?
Like, if there's any trees, we won't be able to do the drone stuff.
But we can...
See what I told Nick? Victor, what I told Nick is that
since my dad does biking every other day in real life, right?
Maybe we give him a transmitter
and we make him do a normal run and see
the signal is good all the way through. Yeah, we can do tests with him. Yeah. Yeah, you just give the thing? Yeah.
We have a really powerful wireless HDMI transmitter. Yeah. So I can be on an e-bike with a receiver,
you know, staying within range. Okay, yeah. I'm gonna give it a bucket. Really harsh. Like, um,
I don't know if you'll be able to follow. Okay. Now, because you're bad, even I can follow. Like,
Yeah, or we could get I don't know how the rangers or how far goes but FDB drill pilot
like the ones that come in literally soon behind you. Wow that'd be sick. That would be cool.
We could try to find one on one trail. That would be sick. Yeah.
And this is for the track day if you want.
That would be sick if that's impossible. It's possible. He's down. Okay. He'll fly out. Really?
oh shit okay yeah yeah I think off of it to make it easy I don't know when the
next weekend like we'll just go home and because the other tragic is easy but
it's so easy we'll just find something else to do as well that's not just that
but like generally chat like the way we did the rally stream but it would be
even better because there's no snow in the whatever like it'd be so easy like
I think it's a lot of fun too we got like onboard camera just like it was like
an actual interview style camera but like even though it's like full action
camera it'd be cool what made it happen we could do that easy
Um, and in bike stream...
Here's the alt-talk and the walk, but whenever I lock in with Jesse, we did the streams and we actually made it happen.
Like, like...
It just, it just has to be bing-bing.
We could do it.
With Peggy, with Alex.
Yeah.
We got everything we need.
Okay.
We got the spot.
And I was thinking, what...
What could we do?
Like, in Quebec or Montreal?
That would be worth staying for like a couple days.
Because we're going to be there.
Anybody, what do we do after?
Because it could be nice, but it usually kind of lack us a little bit.
This is nothing.
There's no skiing in the summer here?
Nope, no, no, no, that's GG.
And all of Canada are just a little much better.
Which I would have to go where we have to go see trainer. I know he's gonna he's gonna IRL train with not IRL like
But we could go with a band that'd be that'd be pretty pretty sick
Maybe Grand Prix maybe
Chad wouldn't that be cool though
Floor is not boring, it's just, um, I would just think about, I would think about my bag
because I want to do a biking stream and a lot.
We have the track on there too, it's just really, like, it's genuinely nice.
Track, because I do track off stream usually.
And I realized last time, that if that was on stream, there would have been a really
fucking sick stream.
Because the last time we went through the track, it was really, like, went, went insane.
Like, yeah, normally we'd kind of just do like track day where we'd just do like, lapping
whatever but like I got the other coach and we're fucking full sending it like
it was action saying it
if you look at it, you'll see a full manual car in the long track days
yeah okay yeah we could do that
if you're down
yeah there's manual cars
no no no they have the um
they're mustangs are manual full manual
oh really?
yeah
but
then we can set up a camera on the pedal and the shifter
Okay, yeah, it's just that the
Generally that that Mustang will go second third second third second like
You're not doing much
Yeah, I look at it online it looked like they
If you'd have to like bribe the mayor to getting done lucky like it's like this I look like to me anyway, but maybe I'm wrong
The circuit in Montreal, like, you know, like the used for F1, it looks very inaccessible.
Right?
You can.
Not in the public, I guess, I thought.
lower your head like this
no no no
yeah yeah that's what I'm saying
probably no open track is what I'm saying
it's on my level here
I was shaving
and then I was doing really fast
and after that I got an ink brown hair
public road
So I'm not racing, it's very interesting, okay.
Can you announce that on Instagram?
Yeah, I can do that.
Yeah, I mean, if we really, like, realistically,
if we really lock in for like, IRL shit,
let's get us, it's just that,
I don't know how it looks on like,
how we kinda make that,
like I really enjoyed just streaming at the computer
that'd be safe yeah yeah I said a lot of deals there
I think having a base to go to, it's an easier, you know,
and if you would just want to, I would want to quite some
beating, but if you're in a country that's wide.
Yeah.
I think if we're lucky enough though, like,
I think it'd be cool to do this thing where like,
oh, we want to do that.
Something's happening in another country
or another whatever, right?
And we want to do something,
and we just make it happen overnight.
Like we just go, you know what I mean?
You know, like, whenever the cinema's doing the, the, the, uh,
the idea that I want to do, right?
I'm going like tornado hunting or whatever.
But I realized that tornado hunting, they,
they have it down to a science, the guys that do it, right?
On YouTube, because they know not to go to the IRL because it's such a big
investment of time for one place or general place and you don't get shit done.
Like nothing happened today.
I mean, let us stay at home.
And they do all the fieldies, and they choose which one to look at, because that's the better way to do it, you know what I mean?
So when we're playing like a game, or you hunt tornadoes, it makes sense, but in real life, it is so broad, it's insane.
Like, you know, before you get a funnel cloud, they have the diagram where it shows what
is the area that the tornado could spawn in?
Those areas in real life are fucking insanely big.
It's like huge.
Because honestly, there's like three or four different people just going to work across
and none of them even get in any.
That'd be my dream, by the way.
You could do it by any means.
Like, like, yeah, I said this to chat last time,
and I meant it, because if there's a way to make it happen,
okay, I'll just touch that one by my...
Doing an IRL chat when we get up on the computer,
and we go to the LA News chopper in time
to make it to a chase.
Cinema.
Chat, I don't give a fuck.
If I had to take a month off to make that once you happen,
I would, I generally would.
Because I'd always been a dream to do that.
Like, I have a big interest into these chases or whatever,
and it's my, I guess I generally like them.
Like, I'm not kidding.
That's the matter that they can have that they say.
So, what would be the logistics of that?
Okay, so Chad, the head of NBC told me that he'd be down to do it and have you do some
of the chopper everything.
The thing is, you would have to ride to the apartment, close to the helipad, and then
you'd be best off straight, and then any time it's going off, which by the way, that was
my idea initially.
My idea was that I would just rent a place that's genuinely a curve of a lock down.
Yeah, and they give you heads up and hey, you have to be here for the next five minutes and you drop on over there.
Yeah.
We switch in jests.
Yeah.
You have to take off, you know?
Yeah, because what does Chris Christy do when, Jack, like, I don't have to talk to the guy.
Like, what does he do when he's not doing the chase in jests, Jack?
Chris Christy, what does he do?
Is he like in the command center just waiting around?
Like, how does that work?
You might be able to rinse into the warehouse to one of the haters.
Yeah.
Maybe we can run one of those and make it to your guest office and open there.
I'm open to all these other things.
Yeah.
OK, we'll be expensive, but we'll be student, so you can apply it.
His name is Chris Christie, yeah.
The guy that does the changes it.
Wrong Chris, what do you mean by that?
Is that not him?
I don't know, I'm pretty sure it is, boy.
There's Stu, there's Chris.
There's...
Stu's nice.
This is just for, uh, let me just do this Fox, uh, Fox prime time, um, Chases.
This is his governor. No, no, it is him. Just, just Google it.
Chris is ABC I know.
Wait, do we, do we actually chat? Do we want, does NBC does the Chases as well?
Let me think, we got, we got SkyCal, we got ABC, we got Fox.
but this NBC does the chases to a
you still in the other chopper's
okay
I don't know if it's sure on YouTube or whatever
yeah yeah yeah okay
Sanchez is I'll do commit a crime and start a chase you know you gotta chill
yeah bro we cannot be caught saying that in China
since I'm because one that that's never happened
because I'll do that that's weird one two
What the fuck it uh yeah anyway um
Fuck i'm not kidding if if i even
My arc as a streamer would be complete if we went live at the computer and i changed where to happen
and I move from the PC by rail we rush to the spot and then we go up up the
heli on the helipad and we go to a chase and we get a full on it bro I mean
that's not just cinema that's like bro Jack that's ahead of the curve by like
50 years that's cinema
The thing is though is that
The journey is better than the goals of it chat a lot of times
The choppers are in routes and then they leave before the bragging didn't goes live it because the reality is that a lot of times
I read the chat and the people in chat that give you the links to the chases
They say they say healthy and routes and then this should never go live it because the
Chases already over like chases
Chase's start and die before the broadcast goes live most of the time.
Or a lot of times.
By the way, Chase, radio guys on the screen.
Yeah.
I
Said not happy. All right
Try I'll text ahead of NBC. Do you want to talk to me? Yes? Yeah? Yeah?
What was that if you like like I swelked with it is 100% where all I'm on sure whatever like like I'll talk
We can organize it like I would look at this is that such that like an idea or like oh, yeah, no we could do that
It's actually that like
Anytime
How else oh
Yeah, it looks weird because I'm looking at the chat over here. It's why it looks weird
I was supposed to talk to each other like this. Yo, Chuck. Can you guys I'll do I will just a lot of times
I forget hello guys today. We're gonna be doing you know stop my son my friend butter
Yeah, that'd be yeah. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Anything else check as I'm over here and any ideas
Like I'm not I'm not stressed out like about about everything looking and being the best like like it like fucking
But I get like these days that it's not that I don't care champ is that I
Don't care if there's like a multiple failures like I generally don't give a shit
Well, I really don't really fell often but sometimes it's just like it's just rough
That there's no I also want to do before that
End up being fucking because I don't I didn't have production, but now we do though. So that is like no chiefs
like back in days when we do it when we did um I did a skateboard stream at my
local skate park and if my phone went out of portrait mode this shouldn't go
offline and I went live 15 times in like 30 minutes like every time I did a
trick it like I would have to just go down and you go back up it was crazy
It's so bad, but ironically, we got like three good clips and a couple good stories from that one
30-minute stream, more than like 20, 20 disc options we'll do, right, which I think kind of matters to me, like, I like having a cool
moment where like, like, I think club is.
Would you do a skateboarding stream again with like a traditional skateboard?
Yeah for sure, I'd love that.
Really?
Yeah, a skateboarding stream?
Yeah.
Was there like somebody cool?
Like who would be your like ultimate cool?
Um, well I would like Tony Hawk right?
Yeah, that can happen.
I can't drop in a fucking avert, like I can't...
You think you would ask me to drop in a group?
Well, I mean if you can't drop in you're a bitch ass.
So like...
Like what am I asking you to do?
Yo, let's do a mini ramp with Tony Hawk?
Like, I can do mini ramp, but like an actual ramp is great.
Chat...
I cannot f-
I have the other two chat.
or no camera lenses that sell you on the idea
of what it looks like in real life
to drop in an actual ramp.
Nope, nothing.
Like, it's one of those things
that only real life can show you,
and it is one of the scariest things of all time.
Like, I don't care that the fucking,
oh yeah, eight year olds do fucking 1080s, I don't care.
It is so scary, it's crazy.
Buddy, Jeff, not only was I not scared of heights
when I was young, I loved heights.
I loved danger, and I was scared,
I was scared for years to drop in a ramp, but it's just,
there's something else about it.
Like a full-size half pipe, exactly,
like an actual half pipe, like a real one.
What about like a pool?
Pool's good, but pools tend to be more dangerous even.
No, no, no, no, no, the thick ones,
the ones that are for skipper.
Yeah, well, okay, so whenever they build a pool
to make it resemble like old school pools,
They also are inverted usually.
Yeah.
Where they're not flat, they carved inwards before being flat, and those are really fucking
scary.
Yeah, I used to jump into those.
The ones that go inverted?
Yeah, inverted.
That's crazy.
It was fun.
Yeah, back on the skateboard we used to compete there, but like when you do a rock, you know
and you just do like a unit pull drop in it and you go like this and you go back down right yeah yeah yeah
of course you just do a rock in a big-ass pool and the front truck fucking clips on the way back
on the way back down like like even before you land your soul leaves your body and let it take
you can see your soul go out.
Jad, you were false.
What?
Like, Jad, I've had it happen before.
Where those big ass pools that are actually inverted
and the front truck clips on the way back down
and, like, you know you're dead. Like, it doesn't matter.
It's either you get fucked or you get absolutely obliterated.
Like, it's just gonna, it's just gonna, the margin here.
I'm going to try and...
Oh, it's certain Chad?
Yo, you want to do IRL share?
If you do IRL in LA, man.
Apparently you own that city.
Sierra literally looks like LA, to be honest.
You see her?
Yeah.
Dude, I'm not like Sierra's one of my favorite people in town.
Yeah, he's so funny.
He is so funny.
You guys are going to do an IRL tour, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to do an IRL tour.
You guys are going to do an arrow to the other of you guys.
I think it'd be second.
We're also kind of the same ancient shit, so.
Yeah, but we look like an old school disco club coke boss.
Sierra, you want to come to Canada?
And then we could just go to LA, but we have to get a rental
It'd be nice though. I mean, I wouldn't mind living there for a little bit. Just do some cool shit
There's a lot of people out there as well. I like if I want to do collabs
It's not much about the collabs like see that's what that that's why I'm not like a
new age shimmerer
It's not I don't care about the collabs. I care about what the collab is about
Right and that's gonna where I want to be
it's why like I don't get to do like a oh a swim with Tony Hawk whatever
if we're just gonna sit around and do nothing like I'd be cool to do what what
they do best and what they're gonna in the next sense like the whole point of
being a big somebody that let's say it's really good at skateboarding it's a
skate though it's why I really enjoyed skating with the nature Houston because
we went out there and we just skated and feel each other like I usually went
You bring a camera, you bring some fucking a jug of tea or whatever or some fucking juice at the skate park
And you just still each other and you you know what I mean?
That was the ball I love that
It was on eight inches all in all you guys watched it, but yeah, we had a stream with Nigel Houston. It was it was so fun
Yeah over years
Would you do things you don't usually do? Like surfing with somebody?
Yeah, like showing them the cool...
Like learning to surf with and then having a professional teacher here?
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Or learning to skydive and then...
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah, and I'd love to have somebody...
Like...
I'd love to have somebody on it, like would I...
Okay.
Is that what I like?
You know, somebody just tells me like...
Do this, do that, like a coach, you know what I mean?
And it really has something to commit to like just gonna...
Like, he is always not my best friend, I really like...
He treat me like a normal...
Like a student, you know what I mean?
That's the best way to learn.
Uhh...
What would be something that you haven't done done that you really wanna try?
Uhh...
Maybe Chad knows about something I talk about. Rock climbing is incredibly harsh.
Oh, I love rock climbing. But have you done it on an adult?
I used to go to the little camp when I was young. I did two summer camps where we do rock climbing.
What? Are you serious?
Yep.
So this is like on the wall? Or on the actual rock?
I mean it's not just the wall. Like you go into one of those warehouses where
yeah like every single surface on that big ass building is all walls.
Yeah I know.
Like all the way even the ceiling is all and it's like that's crazy.
I always really enjoyed rock lining spots like warehouses whatever.
Like, bro, the whole ceiling is all rock-lemon.
And it's like fucking way up in...
Isn't that cool?
My little brother and I used to go rock-lemon all the time in the warehouses and stuff.
Mmm.
Oh, what about a real rock-lemon stream?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm down with you.
This is like some conspiracy theorist shit.
I actually don't believe it in it in a rock planning equipments. I just don't believe in it
I don't care when everybody says oh, you know, this is my war and your words because all the physics and in it like like I
Just don't care like I just don't trust it
Like I think it's gonna it's because things in a snap on latch unhook and you just fucking die
Okay, okay, okay. I thought you were going in a whole different direction with that
I thought you were going to like, so I don't use rock climbing equipment at all.
And then you just go climb a mountain fall.
No, no, no, Jai Nai Mindo.
No horn is no nothing.
We've been in equipment for two minutes, but I'm sorry about the long ride.
But that's like the whole different journey. I agree with you.
I feel like rock climbing equipment feels very shaky like you could you could fall in that at any point
Yeah, and they and they I did it
They use the physics of leverage and shit when they put like a wedge in like a crack and it becomes like an anchor
It's like oh, yeah, it's fine like like
The physics so that since it's in and it's not gonna go in and you pull on it then it's I don't care
I don't give a shit like that. That's how I just feel like it's gonna unlatch and kill you
Yeah, I mean if you use to say like put a bunch a bunch of one then you have like fail safes
Yeah, so one fails you have the next one to go down to
Any fun though
What about the stream where you start a little business
And chat decides what goes into that machine
We're back like what's sold within itself
Okay, well
It's so fun!
Can I have a little claw machine next to it?
Put a bunch of little balls in it, one of them has a cool gift.
A claw machine?
Ooh!
You can put a little camera, and then it can show people playing it.
There's 247 stream for that.
Yo!
Max out the ads, juice that shit out.
Yeah, now hold on now.
A Jerry Springer type of show.
A Jewish man type of show where Chad has problems with their family and I bring him on streaming
and we just take a deep dive into their problems and exploit them for profit.
Dr. Filler, Jewish finger, in which direction would you go?
Like they're fighting because they find out that their baby mama has six other baby daddies?
Yeah, but they juice it up too much. Yeah, that's true because it's all fake in here
Or you're gonna like actually try and help them like oh, you know you need to listen to your child because
Yeah, yeah, see I
would want stuff like
Drama courts drama court streamers
Yo drama coach I hold the real drama courts and when there's an actual drama check they have to come on the show
right and present both sides of the story and then we get the verdict you
know I mean like we did bunk it live for the greater good in LA they have sets
in a courtroom so you can read. Yo.
The judge.
So the people saying that happening, tell me this, how many IRLs does Felix know we're
doing here and how many has he done so far this year?
True.
And a lot of them, I canceled them because I was uncertain about some details and that's
on me. But yeah, that's easy though. Like we get to run like a stuffed version of it
just to test out the water and see if it's even worth it. Because sometimes if you go
all on a project that you don't even get tested and it's bad, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't provide the chat. Some chat likes scuffed small game shows, whatever,
with chatters involved. Chat like the splitter seal, people like that. People like drama.
Some of these things are already kind of pre-tested, you know what I mean?
IRL splitter seal, so they have to look at the people in the eyes when they steal the money.
That's crazy.
make them get to know each other first
so that they can really hone in the pain and suffering.
Like, yeah, we're at Juiced.
What is Juiced?
It's my show with Love Again.
Is it the, the, the, nevermind.
I think the only thing I know about you in a show is like,
like kissing to me?
Like a-
Like a-
Like a kiss homie?
Yeah, kiss a homie.
Is it that show?
Is it different?
Oh, that's Austin Show, I see.
Yeah, that show when Simon's old time.
Even though-
Oh, wow, it's cool.
So I think the only thing that went wrong with it
is that some of the games that were tested but Twitch chat and whatever like it's like
well it's a really it's a stress test you can't do ahead of time like it's just too
like it'll go sideways you know what I mean?
Mmmm Oh!
What'd you do?
Ultimate Ninja Warrior?
Like a little one?
That's tough though.
That's tough though.
It doesn't have to be like a super strong one, but like a kind of like that.
Somebody gets hurt and I'm sued forever.
No, no, no, you.
I'll make my own.
Yeah, yeah, you do it.
Like let's say 25% of what it would be normal.
It'd be fun.
Yeah?
Zero muscles.
Oh, like a white file, yeah.
It's on the way to Rancho.
I
Real cops love to be nice, but a lot is nothing like
When I was young, you know, buddy, they're like a like a ride-along with like a police whatever bro
Esha is fucking sleeper like only you understand like like policing on a daily basis and is absolute
Sleeper, you know, I mean
You just go to a very crime area Chicago Chicago
Okay, you guys they get some like right like I said, but now but we just
Let's do stream where Rolex first one to get shanked.
Let's do stream in the hood with a bag of money,
first one to get killed, like, dude.
Social experiments.
What about interviewing random people's jobs?
Yeah, that you can do on the plane. That's the thing I want to do way even in even the last time I just like
That yes, they became like a like a big talk whatever
But I don't want to ask some people in some jobs like certain questions like what is it like?
I mean I like I like any of you people I'm interested like
somebody who flies in
Like what's the president flying? What's that called?
What's the name of the car?
Air Force One.
That would happen.
A former person.
I'm pretty sure these guys are like,
Chad, why don't you just be like locked tight?
I'm like, what they could say.
I'm a great interviewer.
I don't know why.
Why?
Why? I mean, I kind of suck, okay.
What?
Chad doesn't get it,
but the questions I ask might not sound good,
good, but I'm interested into knowing it, and I think the interviewee knows what I mean,
and they usually open up to me, at least, and they actually answer my questions in depth.
They don't just go over, like, but everybody I've had on before, they would go on and on
about the answers, because they answer my questions.
As long as you're interested in the subject, then it will be like shown to the person who's
being interviewed and then they'll get interested in teaching you or showing you.
I think that that's like fun, you know?
Yeah, I can also write a question ahead of time.
Ooh, that's true.
But I feel like you never know what something's going to say in response.
There will be a new topic and a better question.
True.
You can just have like a rough...
Guidelines. Yeah, guidelines.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
I think that that's the main point that I thought the SCUFF podcast
every week I would add with Telltrain.
Yo, next time let's do like, yeah, we can get sidetracked,
but we should have like main topics that are like,
but, because we can sidetrack a lot, you know what I mean?
But the sidetrack is fun, you know?
No, no, it is fun, but sometimes it'd be
for like three hours, I try, you know what I mean?
As long as like the person who's moderating it
finds out when it becomes repetitive.
Exactly.
And then cuts it off there and brings up,
oh, well, we have this other sidetrack.
Can you move a bit?
Finish.
I think it's more of an excuse to tell him.
So, like, go there and then left.
Uh, how to store it in NS.
That'd be cool.
What is NS?
NS is a YouTuber.
Uh-huh.
That does all the house visits, whatever.
I look depressed because it's very dark in here.
The-the-the-the one.
I think I know what you're talking about.
Flashroom.
Join Core. I don't have-
Uh-oh.
Wee!
Gotta go!
I don't know where this guy is, fuck it.
I was going, we're doing the live stream right now, we just gotta get to the...
Okay, give me one second.
I can offer the...
Oh, damn you!
Oh, yes!
Yo!
That is actually crazy.
I'm just trying to grab our tickets.
I'll figure it out.
Yeah.
I'm going to do a joint core.
I have to be able to do it.
Oh.
Now I'm full of dead skinks.
I've been playing with my fingers.
I kind of need some water or something.
Or maybe just some guns.
I get to...
I get to...
I get to...
or maybe just some gums like I get the
what's up
that's fine
oh no I don't think we can get out of here
do we get out of here?
yeah we can get out of here
yes please
do you guys need to chew on like some gums or something like that?
Because when I'm on it, it's just go, thank you.
I don't know, that's water.
Is there water?
I'll just get this, thank you.
Can I have some?
Yeah.
I'll just have some of this.
Thank you.
Holy, holy, holy, holy.
Okay, ready?
Bo, Ro, Chas is licked like the whole point of the game.
Okay, ready?
Oh, bro, Chas is leaked, like the whole point of this is not that it's, that, that, that
people come, like, you know what I mean?
It's like a live, it's like a live event, with like people in the crowd or whatever,
like, it's not leaked, like, it's, it's meant for this, like, you know what I mean?
Hello, yes, please.
No, is this like the full access thing?
Thank you very much.
Do you need my name or something?
Thank you.
Trust me, I'm almost an advantage.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Remember to that.
Thank you so much.
Trust me, when you work somewhere so long, you start to let people by their faces.
Yeah, until somebody shows up with a mask of me or something.
Can you imagine?
Look, I've been here since day one.
He wouldn't know, he wouldn't know.
Definitely.
I've been here since day one, in the same spot.
Only locked in.
I've seen Ireland, I've seen Jack Dobbin, I've seen Jack Dobbin over here.
Speed?
15 minutes, speed.
You know, do you know if Jurski's here today?
That's cool. Are you winning? Are you winning?
Actually, actually Bayes now. All right, everybody
Yes, you can
Yeah, the Andrews gets here. Oh shit. I don't think do we walk through here?
Yeah, you know the day which I will watch the
the
The Kentucky Derby or whatever with the horses. I was interested because way back
Like sitting six months ago
Dude, you know, sometimes you get like a bunch of real inquiries, right?
Like a bunch of sponsor requests or whatever I keep and my agent will fit the 12 of them. Well, then you get a yo
Stop
Yo, you did nice. Wait, wait, wait, it's almost matching. What the fuck?
What the what'd you get at that?
Oh, yeah, I got a little Montreal, but I got one for Jesse to really
shows up and
Didn't show up yet
Hey, how you doing?
How are you?
You OK?
He's very good.
John, what's up?
What's up?
What's up, man?
How's it going, man?
How you doing?
What's up, brother?
I didn't know everyone was going to be so fancy today.
Yo, if you ask me a question, you can answer often if you want to.
But I had a question.
Last week, we didn't feel Leo happen with that.
So supposedly, he has an injury?
I don't know.
I don't know how true that is.
Well, I'm not going to assume that it's a lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't know.
But when I didn't see him on the field,
I was a little bit, I was like, brother.
Bro, they didn't even call our goalkeepers back.
Last game, that's why it was us,
but the goalkeepers didn't have us.
Our goalkeeper?
Yeah, our goalkeeper.
No, no, he's here today, can he talk for you?
We're like, no, we need our original goalkeeper.
Yeah, the original goalkeeper is amazing.
Yeah, and I know he has called me before, right?
Yeah.
About the wild card being fielded, right?
Yeah.
Like our soft player, whatever.
Yeah.
And I said, yeah, we should field them.
And I thought that I made a mistake where,
since I'm fielding him, I need to go layout out.
No, no, no, no.
And I was like...
You have to pretend that they were talking to each other.
Yeah, exactly.
And then you just do a wild face.
Okay.
Just what I thought was that if we had a wild card and Leo, I mean that was a W.
Yeah.
Um...
I mean, honestly right now...
Fuck.
Fuck.
It's...
Yeah, we need a miracle to make it into the finals, but it's all good.
Well, we need...
We need, like, God to literally piss on us.
So friends to make some fun like it like that's gonna be what?
Okay, it's just there's a lot man. We're down so horrendous
But at least we're not you same boat. See I go. Oh shit
Thank you, thank you very much. Maybe don't remember I actually make you
We were doing the garage doors.
That was what behind you.
It was way back in the year and a half.
It was nice.
I've been here ever since.
Yeah, I've been here ever since.
This way, this way.
You got to practice with that.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Holy...
Yo, bro!
Oh my god!
You're making a sound now.
Get the drums in here, get the drums in here.
We got the uh, yeah.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm hoping for the chill on the interview stuff or whatever.
Or uh...
Do you know what we're doing over a little bit later?
We cut off whatever we want.
You're good though.
You're good, you're valid.
He said bull is as much so than X-Hour.
Buddy.
Anyway, how tall is he?
He said bull.
How fast?
How tall is he?
I think about 6'4".
I think 6'4".
Wait.
No, no.
I was on the rocks and he was on the grass though.
That's why he's like 6'7".
Oh wait, he's locked in.
They leave the body, they leave the body.
Huh?
Nothing.
Bro, it's hella humid outside.
It's like insane.
It's like insane.
He was lower than me, no?
No, he wasn't that much lower.
Say something, man.
Bro, I'm not going to add bit.
Bro, I was lucky.
I was lucky, shit talking, you said both teams,
and then he popped out of the toilet.
Wait, actually?
No, it was insane the timing on that.
Did they play yet?
It was insane.
But they played.
They won today, though.
That's good.
They won today.
How's it going, man?
Are we going here?
No.
Son, man.
OG, you good?
Hey, man, how's it going, man?
How's it going?
Yeah, what are you?
What are we in today?
Yeah, I'm feeling good.
Do you know what you want to get?
Is Leo here today?
injured it what happened with him
it's been exactly the same
actually i'm like you
you got deals
you guys got it don't lose it
you got it in the bag
man
look at what you're doing
you got it
well this is so tough
sir
this is tough
is this it
yeah
that's fun bro that's tough
you got that hilly on
who won who won
a lot of long wins again
yeah
fun fun bro
I don't think the bro, the amp, bro, I think amp PC is like, like, sticking to the last.
That's why I'm surprised that we tied up that one tie, man.
It was insane.
It scored three goals in five minutes.
It was insane.
Oh, yeah, it was insane.
Yeah, it was a little bit disappointing.
It was insane.
Next, you see how I get a photo of you guys?
Hold on.
Look at this one.
He's not planned at all.
I was going to ask something.
No, because it's on the team.
We're not last.
We're just, like, we're six.
We're six.
We have to make it in.
That's clean.
I mean, I didn't get any of your hair.
I'll go get a haircut, sir.
Here?
No, take it.
Take it well.
I see you talking about that.
Hello?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
It was too far south of that.
It's kind of stuck in the off-stream.
Wait, wait.
Can I get a sentence?
Because I came here for a selfie, sir.
I came here for a selfie, sir.
I came here for a selfie, sir.
Yeah, I came here for a selfie.
One of the letters is like insane.
But I had left my last thing like when I was getting to the understatement.
Okay.
So where's Juski?
Let's watch some shit.
I thought Juski, I don't even think he said he got it.
Let's put money on his post like that.
You're not going to the hook, by the way.
I see your PDP server, fuck your head.
The hood loves me.
I love, I love, I love them too.
What a head exactly.
All of them.
We're trying to have very thin lineups.
You gotta be careful, alright?
No, I respect everybody.
Thank you.
I want the one that is, um,
it was like a weird red fruit or something like that.
It is the red fruit.
It's like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please, please, thank you so much.
Excellent brother, excellent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you get a boot here?
Well, we got three minutes to our game starts.
Okay.
10.15?
Okay.
See, we're always stressed out.
Thank you so much.
It was a very good thing.
That's the moment.
The game starts to start like right now.
So, hey, how's it going?
Great, bro.
Like, you placed on great spot right now.
And then what?
That's not happening is he's going to block you to like oh
What kind of content though
Oh
What's going on man, where they at man?
Yo, what's going on here?
Give me that bro man.
I'm fighting the rush.
I'm fighting the rush.
I get through.
What's going on?
He's on the rush.
I mean him going back, right?
He's got an ego man.
Oh, you lose it. Let's go find Drisky and talk shit.
Oh man, what's up man?
You gotta stand on.
Why is he British right now?
It's a skit, that's why I'm here.
Did you see his new skit?
You told another one?
Yeah, it's a British thing.
You know where the actors are like...
I'm not gonna say that.
You know like actors, American movies, you just said you were not a Swainan and you went back to Swainan.
They speak English in like American accent, but they're actually British.
How many did he interview?
Oh, like, you know, come on, brother.
And they go, they go, they go, oi, um...
Yeah, I know what you mean.
They do a better American accent than some American.
Exactly.
Bro, the guy, the guy up...
Yeah, how far does that go?
The guy up at F1 did a really good job.
Nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you.
Felix.
You're mine to fight.
Stand next to your brother.
Go, go, go!
Nice to meet you, man.
How's it going?
Awesome.
Could you say hi to Marlon or...
Where's he at?
Wait, he's at you there?
You guys want to get in? I got all you guys.
Don't worry, I got all you guys.
Come on, come on, get in there, get in there.
Alright, ready?
You guys look good.
Alright.
Have a good one guys.
Take care.
Okay, this is going to be weird, but I'm going to get another one of these because I shook
some people's hands and I put my hand on the lid and I don't want to, I don't want to get
sick, you know what I mean?
I have to wash my hands somewhere.
Well, it's not the same.
It's like, nothing you're supposed to do, like, bro, I'm not trying to get sick in front of the people.
Yeah.
I'm actually a TTR.
Really? What's your answer?
Yeah, I got you.
What's your answer?
What happened?
You're not stealing.
You know what?
I can...
What?
Is that stealing?
No, no.
You were like, fuck.
I got you, bro.
Those were me.
You want my hands first?
John?
John?
Nice and slow.
I'm so sorry, bro.
Really?
Is that outside?
Hey man, how's it going man?
Is that your kid?
Hello.
Thank you.
Thank you man, good job.
I know, I'm just listening but I can't hear.
Thank you.
Thank you, I know how you're doing.
Alright, I know, I'm just going back.
Aw, I need to wash my hands.
I was going to ask him a question, but I forgot what it was.
Sup, guys?
Hello?
Where do you want?
I'm about to walk out right now.
Is he out there?
Aw...
Right here. All right, I'll take you one second.
All right, so we're out here.
We're out here in, um, Ballas League, Glitch FC game, game eight.
No, we're locked in. We're ready.
We're not going to fall four times in a row, right?
Right?
Hopefully, hopefully. Victor, by the way, he's right under you.
So wherever you want him to go, pause, but that's not a crazy.
Not like that, not like that, not like that, not like that, not like that.
No, no, like wherever you want to.
You want a Karen and Melty?
No, no, no, no, I can't afford him.
He's doing it for free.
Listen, um, none of them, if he's like, make sure you go.
Bye.
Thank you.
Hi, man.
Let's, let's do this.
Let's, let's, okay.
Let's lock in, man. Listen, don't let the force in get in your head, all right?
You're gonna knock this fucking wrecking out in large.
Okay?
True.
And then, but just one day at a time.
Knock this shit out, then you can deal with Minecraft games.
Face me.
Yo.
I wanna, I wanna fuck with you, Steve.
Uh...
Wait, is that cool now?
I think he's at the... I think he's the one who's interviewing.
Stop your eyes!
I'll sign his name.
You're going to open the flag gates, and if you ask for one, all of them come.
There it goes, 4-4-C, here it goes.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, all of it.
You're next.
There it goes, there's the other people.
Alright, that's it, I said come on, come on, come on.
Normally I don't, okay I'll do this one, try again, do more, do more, do more, guys, guys, guys, I'm gonna get fired, I'm gonna get fired
Sorry, sorry about that, sorry about that, I'm not sure, not better
Definitely top, definitely top
He's here, he's here.
Let's get rid of him.
Let's go!
Oh, he's stuck up.
Hey, guys, hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, one more ball but I don't want to come back.
I just want to help my suit up.
I have it here.
You have it here.
You have it.
He's stuck up.
He's stuck up.
He's stuck up.
I actually can't do it, I got you, give it to me.
Last one.
I love the bomb in this place, it's really nice.
It's on top of it, this lighting is great, so you can see me.
I'm sorry.
Hello.
Come on.
Fuck.
No.
That's good.
Ready?
Two minutes.
I'm ready.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay.
You guys are like they're following me, right?
Or is this Tildor?
Oh, yeah, good, good.
This is Tilda.
Yeah.
Oh, W Tilda.
You're a legend.
W, legend, legend.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Yeah, I'm hyped up, yeah?
I need to be a little bit.
You know what?
I need to be a little bit.
I'm not gonna be a little bit.
Hold on a minute.
All I've been doing is yapping and vividly winning.
So today we have to have to win.
I think we have to give you a set of cards.
You're presenting?
Yeah, I believe that.
I've had worse odds than still coming on top.
You're presenting is fine.
Yeah, I'm not worried about it.
I think so.
We have to win 2% all the time.
I'm just feeling like you guys are there.
What happened?
She said we have 2% chance to make it into the finals.
That's when we have to win 2 of these games.
What's the matter?
We have to win 2 of these games. I'd win the first one.
And then they have to lose this.
I have to win my second game.
Yo, what we got this?
2% is how you end up on Netflix.
Okay, okay.
People that just win, nobody cares.
People that aren't winning, that win and everything comes together.
comes the other yep that's how you go on Netflix on DC and then you start a
documentary it's my thing it boom I'm right there with you yeah this is
Ball or league?
Not league, not wild.
What is it?
It's not the ball as long as I can.
That's good for the behind the scenes, that was hard, that was hard.
I'm glad to see you.
I'm not alone with you.
I'm never alone.
Say that.
Say that.
I just want you to end up in a doghouse.
No, no.
It's fine.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You're okay.
You're okay.
You're okay.
What's Jesse, bro?
You're going to point.
You're going to point.
You're going to point.
What?
You're going to point.
You're going to point.
You're going to point.
We got the point, we got the point, we got the point, we got the point, we got the point.
Nice to see you.
Yeah, nice.
Yo, do we have a game plan today?
Yes.
What is the game plan today?
We need the three points, we need the three points to win.
Listen, all season, I said do your thing, whatever,
but today we need to win.
We need to actually, I don't care.
No excuses, we're winning today, yeah?
All right, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, thank you so much.
Yeah, thanks.
Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
You're going to be a great team.
You're going to be a great team for this group.
I know we have a great team.
We're going to be a great team.
We're going to make the best out of it.
It's true, it's true.
And it's true, yes, so please help us out.
Come on, let's go.
That was good.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Come on, guys, come on.
Amen.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Come on.
One, two, three.
One, three.
Three, come on, three.
One, two, three.
Finish.
Come on, guys, come on.
One, two, three.
By the way, guys.
Guys, whatever happens, by the way, whatever happens,
I'm proud of you guys.
We started at the bottom and we actually did the next.
I'm proud of you guys, and thank you
Thank you for everything. Thank you for playing that. Thank you for your time.
Okay, fair enough. What happens?
What's up, man? How's it going?
You know, that's a quick question. That's all good and gravy.
If we lose, they're all walking home. Every single football.
No, worse. I have worse plans for them.
Okay. That's what makes sure.
Walking home, he says.
We already got like half way there. Do you have an extra point?
Yeah, we're half way there to 10% pretty much.
Like we're like a five percent
All right, here we go
Or you can stop you ready?
Am I ready? Yeah, you ready? Yeah, I'm fucking ready. Oh wait. We open the bike. Oh, I'm gonna yell in the field
The ref today nothing goes through where you're going today, bro. Hey, you're going man. You're lucky man. I see it
I'm a yo, and I'll have the fight like this
If I don't want to call
Max contract
Oh, that's where they're tuned.
I think.
My guy.
My guy.
My guy.
The Hipsado.
He is character's team in the Japsport background.
The Hipsado is why we're still here.
We're French sides, by the way.
That is our Chardonnay Sanders.
And that was our first pick.
Yes.
First pick.
When I saw him, I knew he's the one we're getting
the win.
Boys, that wasn't there for the first pick, bro.
Fuck.
I fucked up.
I thought it was in Texas.
We're about to walk out, yeah?
Yeah.
Yo, and they score, thanks.
You have to celebrate in Jerusalem tonight.
Yes, you have to get into heaven.
Yes, oh, I'm so sorry about that, sorry.
So what was that?
The day, yeah?
Package.
Have a package.
Three minutes.
Two minutes.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Thank you, thank you.
Have your time.
I'll be right here.
Oh, oh, oh dude.
interview package video thing
Cuz I've been left by a watcher
There we go
Like we were at like two percent, three percent chance of winning and now, now with that plan, how much do we got now?
What I got to win up?
Four?
15.
No, we're like a 20.
Wait, I can't.
You know what?
Because now, if we win both of our next matches, it would be above, above the cutoff.
Yeah.
And now they have to win to, they would have to beat up a goal.
Yeah.
So the only way to do that is if I go on the field and I start scoring.
Oh, I thought we were going to interview them this morning, but that's my team, friends and things.
Yo, yo, yo, where does that use that?
It's wrong.
Okay, when we get the walk out, let's take it out of here.
Oh, it's back to the right side.
Allison, you're going against one of the lead, man.
It wasn't though. I like it.
Two groups in the last quarter.
We're going to see the revolution close.
We have a track, we're going to hold two of them.
The HFC is starting to run.
There's the shuttle.
It is now time between XQC to face Trusky, XQC. How does it feel? Do you feel the pressure
increasing every single matchday because you guys still have a chance? You got to win tonight.
There's no other option. Yeah, we need to win when we can't just get a draw or a loss.
It has to be a win, it has to be decisive because we might even lose on goals. So today's
How does he, how would he feel for you to beat that man over there, Druski?
He likes to talk a lot, excuse me.
And be kind of embarrassing, because his team is kind of washed.
Not only are we going to win, but we're going to win by multiple goals margin.
It's going to be easy.
Tell me, how much was the score prediction?
I'm with you today.
8-2.
8-2.
8-2.
Yeah.
Worst case scenario.
Alright, 8-2, you heard it here for a scallop.
Take it away at his game time.
You guys are playing right now. Yeah guys. Good luck man. Good luck don't need it
What if we played yeet on the unknown
What about a walkout song? Oh, where are we?
I can't, I can't, they're gonna kill you.
I have to do it after, right now and they don't like it.
I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to.
Damn.
Damn.
I don't like it.
Stand by the side.
Oh, man.
Up, up, up, up.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be a little bit more.
What?
So.
What?
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up?
I can't go in.
There we go, baby.
There we go, baby.
Not in the locker.
Well done, man.
I've been here before.
I've played.
I've played one way.
Some man, some man.
Yeah, I've played a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna get on the field and we're gonna get real locked in it, you're gonna get the flag
Stay on this side.
What's up man?
Nice to see you.
Nice to see you.
What are you?
Are you against us?
No.
Okay.
What do you want?
Good?
What do you want?
Good?
There's a day, right?
Come on.
Yo, I'm the hill.
I'm like, way more high than we had before we did it.
Bro, the momentum's on our side.
Okay, just make it at one point.
We did it, have it.
Back, one point's all we needed.
It's what we do.
It's what we do.
Now we need to take one over here.
That's what we do.
And we'll make it in.
That's what we do.
Hey, hey, hey!
Go, Jack!
What's that drink?
I had a drink, though.
Oh, that's mine.
That's mine.
That's mine.
That's mine.
I'll get you one.
I'll get you one.
Come on, baby.
Yo, yo, yo, do we have to, do you look, do you look like it?
Just got a shot.
That's our best player.
26, 26 is their best player.
Yep, that's our best player.
He looks like Squidward when he got him out of door, but he's beautiful.
True, he's also tired though, he's already, yeah.
How do you breathe in like me?
Terrible kick, yikes.
Go to the other side.
Go to the other side.
That's the other camera.
Yeah.
That was shit.
What was that, a handball?
That's what I want to say.
That's what I want to say.
Go on, Kekka.
That's really close.
It's fine, it's fine.
Don't look locked in.
Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to the left.
You're going to the right.
Yeah, eyes on the field.
Come on, bro.
Oh.
Nice!
He's locked in.
Nice! That's good, that's good, that's good.
Was that it?
That's fine.
Too much, too much.
That's fine.
Stay with him, doc. Stay with him, doc.
Stay with him, doc.
Wester! Wester!
Who knows.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yep.
I got a pocket here somewhere.
Out there!
No!
That's close, that's close.
Sorry, I was going to bring my...
You know, Wimbledon, none of you played Wimbledon.
After that, have you done?
A few times.
That's good.
See it.
Oh, when I've been feeling our best for now,
it was a wrap-up.
Okay, that's good.
Oh, boy.
You got to go back.
Nice, nice.
That's it! That's it!
Come on!
Yeah, there's a few opportunities there.
It's okay.
We got shots. We got shots on.
We got shots on.
It's OK. We got soft on goal.
Captain unable to deliver for the leg-to-leg miss occasion.
What do you think? What do you think?
Who's their father?
It's been a really good start, sir.
That's up against...
What?
The talent stops and extracts by the whistle of the referee,
and it does with the player taken down.
Chitoura!
It's amazing.
Yeah, yo, yo, I'm ready.
I don't put it when Salma calms down.
Calm down, calm down, calm down.
This is like, it's like, good ling up in here, you know?
Yeah, it is.
I've been looking at these, really, really good.
There, let's go.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no.
Fuck, that's the baddest thing.
That's the baddest thing.
That's the biggest one.
That's the biggest one.
It's the best one.
It's the best one.
It's the best one.
Twinkle, toad, Mexican, and they will deliver this time.
That's back, it's good.
Yeah, for God's sake.
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Yeah man, Angel is the same shot.
Here you go!
Don't be scared, don't be scared.
You got it?
Yeah.
There goes it.
Just back in the net.
Back in the net.
Yeah, yeah, put it inside the box, heading in.
I see it.
Whistle.
Come on.
What are you doing?
Oh!
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute on the boys.
Give me a hand or something.
Hey, you're high.
Hey, you're high, yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
Stop stamping buddy.
Good, good!
Oh!
There's everybody!
Good, good!
Go, go, go!
Oh!
Press him!
Good!
Oh!
Oh!
Damn, I'll close the door to the corner there.
Damn.
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no!
No, no, that's not so good.
Just wide.
Nine close, nine close.
It's still to play with my heart right now.
Hold on, hold on. Watch out.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
He didn't kill my boy.
No, no, no!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We don't care. We don't care.
We don't care.
No.
No, no.
I think it's better than a chair.
Yeah, it's like a chair is like...
We're gonna keep on that.
Now you're gonna do it.
That'll be for trying to check the track.
That'll be for trying to check the track.
That'll be for trying to check the track.
That'll be for trying to check the track.
That'll be for trying to check the track.
To the right-hand side.
Survives.
That's last stop, 36 minutes of debate.
Go back on it.
That's over, into the cover.
No, you can't say that.
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
Good job, baby, good job!
Okay, okay, okay!
No!
Yes! The ball!
Let's go!
This week's goal is to get the ball to the leg, it can switch and make it as a good leg at times.
Come on.
The legs of the girl take back.
Is it?
3, 2, 3, 6, 8.
I can't.
Where are you, then?
I am all alone.
Let's get moving up to the expectation.
That's six minutes in.
The yellow piece.
Alright, brother.
This is the starter.
Who's getting injured?
Hey, he's approaching us.
Is he injured?
Yes, I'm looking for him.
He's a forgot man.
8 goals of course. 5 goals on last 2 games.
Fred. Fred!
That was beautiful, that was beautiful!
Is that a corner or no?
I don't think so.
You ready?
All good.
That was dangerous hit as well.
You playing corner?
Oh, he didn't get it.
Oh, this guy's the problem.
This guy.
Mark him.
Nice, nice.
Good, good, good.
Nice.
Put that on!
He's on his own.
He's on his own.
Oh, man.
Double chance.
That was a goal.
Oh!
Good, good, nice.
To the team unfortunate, Benito looking forward.
Here's to the team facing up for the game.
Good, good, good, good, good.
French ice-paising.
French ice-paising.
French ice-paising.
French ice-paising.
Come on, Gustavo!
But a gamesmanship, surprising from a character like XQC.
Good.
Good, good, I like that.
Nice.
Yes.
He's in town, he's in town.
The van is in town.
I go, I go, I go.
It's a monster.
Oh, is this Celsius Dragon food or whatever, please?
Thank you, sir.
Nice.
We got two Tardis in the back, but we got a Busey...
Oh, you're good!
What are you doing?
We kicked for Glitch.
Yo!
That's a good trip.
Yo.
Pre-K, that's a pre-K.
I thought we were going to hurt people here. Come on, bro.
Be nice.
Open this motherfucking...
Yes!
Fuck!
Come on!
Bang!
Get back out!
Oh my god!
Oh man, we need those, we need those!
Nice.
One shot for things again.
Oh, that's good.
Somebody pulls Paul, that's four in a row now.
Yeah.
We got more shots on Golden.
True.
Okay.
Is that all?
Is that all?
You think?
No!
No!
No!
No, too many shots on Golden.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Good press.
Good press.
Like that.
Nice for a handball, handball, handball, handball.
It's not good.
He's taking that count, you know what I mean?
Ooh.
And six, then the ball.
OK, good.
Good, it's fine, it's fine.
Good press.
They're playing up today, like that.
Yeah, they did.
Good.
That was hard though, that was a hard shot.
It was.
Nice try, nice try.
Yes, we're looking for it.
Yes, yes.
That was amazing, playing very aggressive enough.
Old Kemper, good, you're very good.
All good.
It's been a major piece, as you said earlier on,
with the bizarrely, somebody that I can tell you
missed last week.
Three of the games against Showshine.
I run that, I run that.
You can take your things, you see,
you can take your spark and smoke.
He's sweating, is that it?
He's in the game on the road.
I'm joining on the action here at Miami.
Not a corner!
That was not a corner, bro!
Not a corner!
I saw him on ice!
He's f***ing on ice!
This is the win, right?
I saw that!
Did he get any corner or not?
It looked really close!
He's united, he's challenging it!
No corner!
Look at this, look at this!
No corner, it's off his foot, look, look, look, look.
Boom, no one touched it.
Bro, that's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
No corner, baby.
We don't even know.
Who needs a bar when you've got nothing to do with it?
No corner.
Of course, of course.
What's successful.
Now we get a replay.
Restart the goal kick.
There we go, baby.
Thank you.
That's what we're talking about.
talk about.
No.
Hey, hey, you look at that.
Hey, lock him up.
I'll go look at my side.
I got through the water.
Lock him. Lock him.
Lock yourself.
There we go.
Oh, I got screwed on him.
There we go. There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Yes!
Now lead by two goals!
No!
In the game!
They simply have to win!
That's what he's a goal!
That's what he needs in!
You need these!
You need these!
It's always for the game!
Seven goals!
It's a big slasher!
Now lead by two goals!
It's too easy.
Challenge successful.
God thank you for saying.
I'm saying.
I'm out of breath.
He's mad, he's stuck.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Let's not forget, this is a Club 360 sign
that have won 5-10 out of 6 baller league games.
That's what it's like to be on a winning team.
It's what we do, it's what we do. We just got it, we just got it.
Yeah, 30.
We'll take the foot off the gas.
Last couple of weeks in the baller league.
Litch, now very much putting themselves
in the compensation
towards the top four.
Go on, headlock him.
Push them, push them, push them, push them.
Push them, push them.
Push them.
Push them.
They get the ball.
They get the ball.
Just as they enter the round of relevance.
Take it.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Get on one.
Get on one.
We need to get some goals in there.
Three, one.
What?
Was that one back on there?
No, no, no.
Auto baby, auto, auto, auto.
3, 4, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 1.
I
Won't like it inside
The club 360 a back up level terms and how?
Just get out of here!
That was a good sign.
I'm not gonna take it from him, man!
I'm as out as that old boy.
Go Ray!
My gentleman's up with a starting strike.
What's that on?
Retake the lead, it's Gustavo Gomez.
Good, good, I like that. Keep it.
Yes!
Keep it, keep it.
Corner!
Corner!
Yo, yo, yo!
Do we have corners to bring in here?
No, no, no, no.
It's all good.
Yeah, I like that.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Yeah, I'll get him.
He's on his way.
No, no, no, no.
I'm ready for free throw.
Go!
Go!
3-v-3 situation.
He feels it now involved.
Escaped.
Yeah, go!
Go!
Well, it's a...
That's a bad one.
No, it's a...
No!
All right, everybody go!
Got them, got them, got them!
Yeah, hey!
Hey, hey!
That's right.
Let's help her up here for Escaped!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Drop 360!
Oh
Nice, good work man.
Yo, yo, you see that?
What happened to this?
You see that?
Don't look at me, don't look at me.
Don't look at me, don't look at me.
Don't look at me, don't look at me.
Great, that was a good attempt. Really good attempt.
You know what though?
This ain't nothing to do with it.
If we win, we'll change the game.
Squidward's gonna fuck us up.
He's gonna fuck us all up.
No, no, no, no, no.
Press them all up.
Press him.
No, no, no, no.
I think so.
Number one, and three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Number nine, they're not getting some style.
Don't keep a razor to the sponge.
Nothing can go through.
Can we get one ball on the game, then?
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Keep it up, keep going.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Yeah, right-open it.
Back into the back.
You got real good.
Double, double man.
Double pay again.
Come on, push.
Double pay done.
Double pay done.
Oh, my fucking god.
The count is a cat.
He was like that back then.
It was all before him.
Oh!
That counts?
That counts?
Hey, bro, no, no, no!
I'm not a raccoon.
No!
That doesn't count. He blew it all up.
Bro, this is a chicken.
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
The hell does that?
Planet!
It's a repelling.
The horn blew back there and then he hit it on paper.
I was going to ask my hands off.
I wouldn't point a field.
I was going to ask for it.
No, no, that's it.
We should challenge that.
This is my own decision to make.
Challenge that.
Sam?
Well, they whistle like...
Yeah, they whistle like 10 seconds a minute.
Yeah, it's not like they're way over the top of the map.
They're straight traffic.
Well, it didn't even think they would be put on the board.
Like, what did they actually went for?
Like, what if...
Well, what if I went on the finish, over now?
What if on the board?
Like, what if they're smoking?
The train was dead, is what they're saying.
Like, why weren't the challenge at all?
1-3-6 to continue to play on.
I brought it.
The game finger really screwed us.
Yes.
But we're out footballing.
We don't even put it.
It was into the audio.
It was into the kick, noise spike, and the whistle.
Sorry.
It's way before.
I'm sure the team wants to get the decision right.
It doesn't matter if it's a timer.
The guy whistled.
Situations.
What did the official say?
What was it?
No, it's a goal, no?
It's a goal.
Okay.
Challenge is successful.
We're sorry, it's a ball game.
We're gonna get two.
We're gonna get two.
No, I'm not gonna go back.
We're gonna do it.
Yeah!
Of course.
It doesn't even happen.
I'm trying to...
It doesn't even have the challenge that goes.
Like...
Why don't these girls ever go away though?
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
I'm back for the baby.
Good job. Good job.
Oh!
Wake up! It's week 9 and you still don't get it, Rob!
Get your head up, Rob!
Look at the Juicy fans, man. Jesus.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Nice! Nice!
Goal! Goal!
Goal! Goal!
Let's go, boys!
Goal!
Come on, guys, go on.
That's what it is, right there!
What is that chip on the outside of that?
We got one more!
We got one more!
That's what he does, what he does!
That's what he does!
We got one more!
We are full balling him, bro!
This game is already...
We got to challenge it.
Now we got to throw the fly, get that chip going.
Good job, baby.
Let me do it.
What do we do?
That's the way.
Whoa!
Whistle blows.
Go, let's go, one more go.
The game team is done, we're done.
So, we're out, we're balling them, we're better players.
All right, let's get another one.
Like, huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle.
The fifth goal was shot, so far, right there, so.
Let's put it down, they're all around the school.
They can't have any time.
We will stay.
We're going to have nothing.
Exactly.
They have f**king in this hole in 12 minutes.
We locked in the f**k down.
Amen.
I'm not going to repeat what that's going to be.
He got a lot of fucking, just four minutes, bro.
Hey, keep going.
Everyone, keep going.
Yes.
The only thing, listen, it's been 12 minutes that you've dominated.
You know you've dominated.
But it doesn't make a fucking difference if we go.
Exactly.
It doesn't make a difference if we can't put the ball in the back of the net.
Continue to dominate.
But try.
Put it in the back of the net.
All right?
At least hit the mark.
Hit the mark.
Hit the mark.
Hit the mark.
Hit the mark.
Hit the mark.
Hit the mark.
Hit the mark.
One, two, three, get it!
Whoo!
Hey!
Stop, baby!
Come here real fast, you guys.
See that?
What are you thinking?
Right?
Start it. Start it.
Start it.
Start it.
I'm not even raising it.
Yeah, we said that game series were the only reason they came back.
We're the only reason.
We're talking game changers.
Try to grade, try to grade.
What's that?
That we have a few.
We're always better when we're on this side.
I know the test.
Okay.
Yeah, he's going to go on him.
Yeah.
Off ball, boy.
How is this thing in the field?
He's our best one.
He's our best one.
Good job, Benito.
Okay, this is it.
If I don't get a couple ball up right here.
We're going, we're going, we're going.
Down, down.
Four, four, three, two, one.
That's fine.
Whoa!
Corner, corner, corner.
Yop, yop, yop.
Does that, does that freak you out, corner?
That, that's corner.
That was a.
Whoa, no!
Oh, there you go.
I don't see it!
Come here.
Yo!
That was on a corner?
Come on.
Nice to meet.
Thank you!
Like, are we good?
Oh, man.
I think that was a corner, low key.
I should have went with my instinct and just fucking cornering on, you know what I mean?
Was that a corner or not?
No, I mean, that was a key, man.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
We're outflulble in these guys.
Yeah, it's too much.
Fitted it in, boy.
Tied up, tied up.
Nice.
Oh, corner, corner, corner, corner, corner, corner.
All good.
Good job, you big.
Good job.
One more, one more, one more.
Now I need two more, I see.
Oh, two more, yeah, two more.
That's fine.
I know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Exactly.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Don't shit.
Trash.
Absolutely dog water.
Ooh, a kick like that.
I mean, put me there, I got a goal.
Or you might get two goals.
Okay, okay.
Touch back, touch back.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Hey, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there.
Don't look up.
Good.
Can he do it?
Nice.
Good press, good one.
Get off, get off, get off.
Jesus, this guy.
Give me some milk.
Milk.
Okay?
I'll burn it!
Hey, hey, hey!
No!
Okay, go!
What?
Hey, what?
What?
What?
Is he here?
He's here.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
God, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
God, I'm gonna get the shit out of here.
I'm gonna get the shit out of here.
Nice pass, buddy.
Good, good, good, good.
No, no, no!
No!
Go slow down!
What the fuck is happening, man?
What do you think was that?
We had a free ball.
All you gotta do is slow down.
Something's going on.
Something's going on here.
I can't put my finger on it.
There's something going on.
The goal is mine.
Always remember, AMB scores, AMB goes and can't change it.
It can happen to us, you know what I mean?
Interversed.
Come on, come on.
Someone walk in.
No, be nice!
Nice stop, nice stop, nice stop.
He's not a force like that.
Yo, I...
He's nice!
Throwin' my heart, man.
You know this?
Have you heard the other guys like that?
Yeah, we don't.
We're actually playing good football.
We're actually cleaning.
Yeah, man, we lost, man.
That's fine. That's fine.
Put your hand down. Put your hand down. Put your hand down.
You're stupid.
Good, good, good. Slow down. Slow down.
That's all we have to do.
There we go.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
We do, baby, we do.
We want to go, baby, we want to go, we want to go.
We're playing surprise, we're playing surprise, buddy.
It's in a sheet finish.
And now, we don't care, buddy, go home.
Let's see.
Oh, come on.
We're still in this, baby.
We're still in this.
The lane is flipping forwards.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's a little get out.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Hey, you're gonna go, go, go.
I'm still not.
Whoa, whoa.
See lane, see lane, see lane.
I thought I whistled, man.
Oh, whistle, baby, whistle, baby.
Let's not.
Two quick lines there.
There's tense as any of them here this evening
Real implications which have to win
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
We got a challenge.
Look at it.
Look at it.
The corner, buddy.
I swear with the vest.
I know what you're doing.
Too easy.
I don't think we can actually...
I don't think we can...
It was out.
It was out.
It's just a target over.
the outside of the line yeah we see life at 120 frames he sees life at 45 frames you know what i'm saying
we see it without believe you if she is challenging the corner look look look that's out that's out that's out
that's out bro look see the camera angle that's out it's out that's out i knew that
wait wait no no no look that's out it's out look guys bro clean out baby wipe it out wipe it out
This is what we do!
This is what we do!
This is what we do!
This is what we do!
I said that!
Yo, tell me!
The reason for this challenge is that it should give us a goal!
New rule!
Come on, bro!
Oh, it worked!
Oh, it worked!
We can see it!
Oh, we can ask them!
Yo, we need fan footage!
It's the Bill Dimension, I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
Any of those challenges that are hard because we only have one camera, we don't have a
camera on the line to see that.
Those are really tough to see, man.
Okay?
If I speak, I'm going to give you a call.
Hi, I heard we said don't have one camera caught up.
We should at least have one camera on the line.
If I speak, I'm gonna get real close.
Hi, I'm here with you.
Don't have one camera.
Come on.
Don't care.
What do you?
I'm sure at least I have one camera on the line.
Like, dude.
No, it's good, man.
Come on.
We're out footballing him, bro.
There you go.
Yo, hey, yo, be a little more social.
Fuck, I got it.
Is the meal set up?
Yeah.
Clean!
Clean!
Now clean!
Clean!
Get off the field!
Get off the field!
Get off the field!
Yes, Felipe.
Don't hurt your...
Don't hurt your...
Don't hurt your...
Don't do it to him. Don't do it to him.
Don't do it to him. Don't do it to him.
One more of this shit.
What is happening?
That's right, but we're still playing better football now.
It's over.
You know what I mean?
No, no, no, no.
Yes, it was great.
Listen, listen, listen.
Yes, I love you. I do like it.
It's fine, sir, in 3FC.
So, yeah, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay.
You're nice, you're nice.
Don't hold it. Nice, nice, nice.
Good job, good job, really, good job.
6-0, something of 8-7, 6- United.
It'd be nice if that was not even the game.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Is that what the ball plays?
What is this?
What is on the ball?
Bro, kick the goddamn ball!
Kick the ball!
Run!
Kick the ball!
Bro!
What?
Is he allowed to do that?
That's all good.
Escobar!
No!
They only have one, it's nobody else.
It's a timely shoot. It's a timely shoot.
It's a timely shoot. It's a timely shoot.
It's a timely shoot. It's a timely shoot.
I don't think it'll matter that much.
They're up. They're up. They're up.
I'm barely so much left.
I'm barely so much left.
Come on, let's go.
Game, game, game, hey!
They're doing rookie spats.
The best defense is a good offense.
Bang.
It's rolling, it's rolling.
XCC-26.
No
He's going to stall, he's going to stall.
This guy's stalling.
Now stall, now stall.
This guy's stalling.
Now do something.
Now do something.
He's going to do it.
There we go.
Push it away for now.
Get the dead on.
Good.
Good.
That guy's getting himself in the way.
Good.
You can find the way for him.
Nice.
Nice.
What?
No, no, no, no.
Nice, nice.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
No.
Hey, hey, hey.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
I'll take that, I'll take that.
That's good, I'll take that, I'll take that.
I'll leave the ball to the guy, he got it out of there.
Come on, we just need one more ball.
Good player, good player.
Before this game changer, we need to have a chance.
One more.
Afternoon, nice, nice, nice.
One minute.
Scouts are one and down.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Yeah, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Can I see you, mate?
I like that. I like that.
Let's go.
It's a big one.
It's a big one.
It's a big one.
It's a big one.
It's a big one.
It's a big one.
It's a big one.
There's Scone!
There's Scone!
Scone!
Scone!
Scone!
Scone!
Scone again!
Good try, Suski!
Alright.
Alright, we got to press them more.
He's having shooting.
He's a good.
We got it.
We're locked in.
They're calling and all the things about us.
Do we have a link to them?
Do we have a link?
This reminds me of my head.
My head went blank.
Momentum's on our side.
You couldn't have let a gate stay.
They're scared, bro.
They're horrible.
They're absolutely dog water.
Man, keep it as a goat.
He's like, he's stalled out of here.
What the fuck is that?
It's like a Hennepin intro.
Hennepin, Hennepin, Hennepin, Hennepin!
He's big. Oh, boy!
That's good, that's not bad.
Now stall, now stall.
Sponsored.
What the fuck is he doing?
Relax.
Relax.
I like that.
I like that.
Okay?
You're bigger.
You're bigger.
You're bigger.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They're both in my clothes.
Yeah, yeah.
No way.
I got my ass now, I got my ass.
They're both in my pants.
Yeah, that's all good.
We're good, bro.
We came back with my hell of a destiny.
I got my ass now.
I got my ass.
I got my ass.
I got my ass.
I'm not going to my hell of a desert.
Say it.
Come on, get it going, get it going, get it going.
Okay, body here.
It's okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, that's fine.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You have to! There is just no way!
He's allowed to vlog like that!
He's allowed to vlog!
Yo, yo, oh, badass!
You're allowed to vlog, no?
Yeah, this is... Bro, this is...
Can I get a ring, please?
What do you want me to get a ring for?
Here you go.
My vote is flying.
Please, please, please, please.
Thank you.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Whoa!
Get the ball, get the ball.
Let me take a break.
And ask her 30 seconds.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Come on, I like that.
Yo, what the fuck?
Oh, my God.
He's holding it both arms.
Yeah.
But he's hugging it.
He's hugging it.
He's hugging it.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay? Okay?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
It's a rim car!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
It's a big chance for him, you know.
More games, more games.
He's dead.
We're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good.
What's going on?
I didn't want to lie to him.
What did we want to lie to?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
He's back.
Don't worry about him.
He's back.
He's back.
That's good.
Fair play, if you want.
Fair play, isn't it?
No, we want.
We want.
We want.
Fair play.
Fair play.
Fair play.
Fair play.
Fair play.
Fair play.
No foul.
No foul.
No foul.
That's all there.
Hey, listen.
Interigente, sino para entrar, use la mente marica.
Gagas de la nutricuana.
Come on guys, come on guys, we got it.
I don't know, I don't know.
I need to put the power on.
They can't know, they can't sit back.
If they pass, they can get the power.
I know, but the rest of them can't do it.
You don't need to, they'll send me with this team up.
Hold on, hey, you ready?
I'm playing not to be.
Hey!
Our players have to be there.
We've got time.
Two years of playing here.
Yeah.
Three in four.
I need it.
Okay?
No, it's only when the classic.
There you go.
Now stop.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I like that.
... the father will push
Go get him!
Yes sir!
What's up Saint-Mex?
What the hell! This is...
What are you saying?
This is called...
How many are there to the right?
Josh!
Give me some money.
That is bullshit.
Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash!
Oh my god, what's happening?
Are you fucking good? Are you stupid?
Are you dumb?
Oh my god, this is fucking stupid.
Bro, if you got it, you got it!
Oh my god, there's zero chance.
Bro, if they let us go through, I'm going to kill them!
Double! Double! Double! Double!
Lee!
If this happens, and they get the red, if you're coming up, I need one on top of you.
You stop on the wall. Alright?
You're going to come up and make sure you stop.
Double red. Jim, three reds.
I'm watching him.
I'm watching him.
Well, we got one camera, man.
Budget cuts, budget cuts, guys.
Come on.
Nice!
Let's go, fuck all of them.
Nice swipe, nice swipe on them.
Nice try, Bob.
Close.
Change.
What an awful challenge.
What a waste of my life.
It's equal now.
It's equal.
We outplay him.
It's a goal.
A foul.
A foul.
A foul.
Hey.
Chill on that fucking potato.
Who's that?
Who's that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just gonna show you.
What's the guy that came out?
What number?
Oh.
We're good.
We're good.
6'7".
Come on man, come on man.
Come on man.
Fucking check that shit.
Turn around a little bit, fucking back.
This is what we do, this is what we do.
Fucking, fucking right, back.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, back to the base.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
These guys, these guys, these guys.
You guys are gonna be okay.
This is the end of the video.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
He's got his eyes.
Man, that didn't happen.
You're gonna have to fucking do that.
Good.
All right, guys!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Come on, come on, come on!
This is it!
This is it!
This is it!
This is it!
This is it!
Relax, relax.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Relax, relax, relax, relax.
Oh, my god.
Are you all right?
Fuck.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not the donly, it's not the donly.
No, no, we don't have a fight bro. Not the goalie, not the goalie, not the goalie.
Question.
What? Is that a, is that a film?
Yo, yo, what the fuck is he?
What is this good, what is this?
Yo, are you high?
Are you okay?
No, get out man, come on man, don't be that, don't be that.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
I want to be rude to like dude don't don't don't don't don't fucking
Come on baby come on come on baby
No
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
That's good.
We like that.
That's good.
I like that.
We got a minute.
We got a minute, bro.
We got a minute.
We're trying to break the fucking.
Take a time.
Yes, yes, yes.
Go, go, go.
Take your time.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Take your time.
It's a little nonsense.
No.
No.
Get in the class.
Get in the class.
That's just like the goal.
Don't get, don't get baited.
Don't get baited.
Oh my god!
He's going to pick up!
Come on!
What are we building?
What are we building?
What is it?
40 seconds.
Anybody's game?
Anybody's game?
Anybody's game?
No, I thought...
I thought it was happy.
Not bad.
Not bad.
It's an elusive affliction, that hurts.
It's an elusive affliction, that hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
My bad.
There's an elsa and a finish on my hands.
I think it's a leak.
Come on, take something off.
My goodness.
That's a real nice feeling.
There goes the limo.
That's our new circuit.
We're alive, we're alive.
Is this a tunnel, though?
Yeah.
Oh, he passed the ball.
We don't have time.
20 seconds before we go.
Come on, let's see the ball.
All right, all right, all right.
It's not going to go.
Fantastic way.
Let's go, babe.
Get the hell out of here.
Get the hell out of here.
Hey!
Shut the fuck up.
Load the whistle.
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
That's point E2.
So, okay, man. Nice goals, nice goals. Nice goals.
You know what? The ref, the ref.
I don't care if you're driving like this.
So, when did the Reds go in and celebrate with them?
Is that letter?
They missed a few players in that celebration.
Oh, never, never.
All these weeks with this, with it?
No, it was a great game.
It was a great game.
Yeah.
Xanny cut the fucking camera.
I'm going back to Wembley.
No! Good job! Nice goals! How many was that? Zero? Zero goals!
Go Guts! Go Guts!
They're coming here. They're coming here. They're coming here.
Like a... Like a... Like a top show.
The bench player comes up and says, nice try. The bench player.
The guys are going around with a reflective vest on, not even on the team room.
I think we, I think we disappeared.
I think, I think there's oxygen in here.
We can have the back door when we go home.
Thank you.
Oh, we'll see what happens here.
No. We're in action.
Very much
It's like every time bro every time
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all good. It was very close.
I love it, I love it. It's all good, man. It isn't, man.
Oh, man, I told you that. I told you that.
What's up, man?
Hey, you good?
You're a Mike Dope.
Yeah.
Let me try and push.
I mean, you guys worked hard, but I mean, that's...
It's all good. I mean, I don't want to shit on the reps, but, I mean...
well it's it it's hard not to i don't like that
they're all walking home they're all walking home
make sure the bus goes home now they're all walking yeah
we're like we're like walking the pockets yep yep
What's fucking 40 pound dumbbells?
Hey guys, hello guys.
What's up, guys, hello?
What's up, what's up?
What's up, man?
What's up?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up?
All right, I'll take a pic with you.
All right, guys.
Give me one.
Three.
Three.
What?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What?
Stop.
Ah, yeah!
Stop.
Stop.
Ah, ah, ah.
Ah, stop.
Stop, boy.
Woo!
Stop.
Hey, man.
Stop, man, stop.
Yeah, I gotta go.
I don't want to go.
I don't want to go.
I don't want to go.
Ah!
Oh, he's filming.
I got you.
Yo, bro.
I don't cry.
Yeah.
Same one.
Let's go.
There you go.
See what you get.
Okay guys, I have to go after the last one.
Because I have to go after the last one.
Last one, last one, last one.
Stop, boy, stop now, stop stop.
I gotta go, I gotta go.
I'm taking care of them.
Get the position of me out.
It didn't go our way.
Um, I'm mad about a lot of things, but if I speak, if I speak, um...
I'm in big trouble.
I have a lot of thoughts, but not a lot of words to say.
I don't want to get caught.
I'm ready to rest.
Yeah.
I don't know what you really said, but I kind of agree with you.
Um, it was a rough season.
We started low.
I think it's something really good, and at high hopes,
we have to play the game.
The players can name the rest too.
We're outnumbered.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
Fuck this.
See, now that it's going out, it's nice water.
I think that's fine.
We're just gonna get fined.
Did you hear the compound over there?
There's lines on the line.
That was supposed to be hard.
When it bounced, it was already this much left.
And it bounced and moved.
So you can sit there.
It doesn't get this much distance on the bounce.
From that angle, you can see it.
No, when that came to him, he was like, oh, I have to just...
We have one camera angle, so...
It's so hard to call.
The angle is fucking from fucking Mars.
Whether we have satellites on the sun,
we can get a fucking camera on the line.
Are we good?
Sorry, I'm not...
I'm not... I'm not going to shit.
I'm not going to shit. It's great.
Yes, yes.
You're post-marching.
You're post-marching to me.
Yeah, I...
I didn't even talk shit.
Yeah, I didn't.
We're just on the left.
Yeah, I got you.
It's black, so we're almost on the right.
Yeah, on the right.
I got you.
All right.
Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
All right.
Did you see the wave?
Yeah, it was a little bit of a hit.
That was a good start.
It was a good call.
To Barre League, I mean it was a lot of fun.
We had a really fun season and the holdings were really cool and really hype.
But I didn't go our way so it's kind of hard to have only kind words.
We could feel like the calls didn't go our way and it should have.
And it felt like we're playing against the players and the refs.
But the refs are cool though. I mean I respect them.
Some of these calls, I mean, I mean, that challenge,
what, we lost our flag.
As it is like three challenges, we, oh man, if I'm speaking.
It's all good, we had a lot of fun.
And they looked at all the people that are in the finals.
We're nuts, and we don't care.
We don't care.
Next season, maybe.
Next season.
We don't want to win them.
Glitch, we support Glitch.
Glitch, you have to see who's winning.
Yeah, true.
If we could, I want to rematch so bad.
But I have a lot of thoughts, but I'm definitely gonna go.
I gotta go.
Your scheme?
His scheme is not good.
His players were wrong for no reason.
And they should have had Red's guard is in there.
Like they should have got ejected and it didn't.
I think the bad manager and he's not gonna find a way.
Is he?
He's going to the finals?
Alright.
Now again?
Yeah.
I'll come and get the chair one time.
He's gonna win.
He's gonna win.
I'll come and get the chair one time.
He's gonna win.
Arsenal or PSG?
PSG?
Who?
Arsenal or PSG?
PSG!
What the fuck?
Arsenal?
Get out!
Excuse my language.
What the heck?
I mean, PSG is better.
Yeah.
Oh, she's better.
Okay, good to see you.
You're welcome.
Columbia, Columbia.
Stop.
Okay.
Brazil.
Columbia, Columbia.
Yeah, Columbia.
Columbia, Columbia.
Columbia is good.
You know what?
Everybody wins because it's going to be a good show.
I'm not going to.
I think it's coming home this year.
I think it's coming home this year.
Yeah, yeah.
I like all the countries.
I don't want to choose.
Well, you know, I don't want people to get mad at me.
Okay.
You don't need to save up?
No, no, no.
We some lava.
Thank you.
Have a light.
You did so good by the light.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry, Chris. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry I cursed at you.
Okay, I just want to make myself.
Alright.
Yeah, I think we should just go.
I got runs to do.
I have to go to our clinic.
Let's go to your clinic.
I got a weapon with no one.
Wait, are you a hyper or not?
From how long ago?
I've been watching since like 2019, but I don't know.
I transferred me online and you know, I'm also a new player.
Now, what are my three tanks that I play then?
Lins 10 and I don't know the other two. I didn't watch second otherwise.
Oh, I thought you had to throw.
I had the actual oh my hat you I had to go I'm not it is unlucky that the refs were
against us yeah it's hard to say kind of word to the refs when call like I
happen you know I mean I gotta hold I gotta hold my thoughts hello hello
Would I get a picture or something?
Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah.
Dude, thank you so much.
You're welcome. Nice to meet you, man.
Oh, you're huge. I'm so sorry.
I got side trackers. Yeah.
Yeah, I got you.
It's good, it's good.
Have a good day.
No, no, of course I'm not going to do all the bad things.
Yeah?
You can hold this here with me.
Yeah.
So how was it for you coaching today?
What experience was it like for you?
I'm more of a manager than a coach, but it was a lot of fun.
But it was a lot of fun.
It's like we had to challenge so many calls,
but it was glooping out there,
and I think it was one more hype match that had been part of it.
So it was a lot of fun, even though we lost.
Yeah, how do you manage the players
and what was that like today?
I don't manage much.
I only do some of the swaps, blinded things
on who's gonna be in or not.
But I think the guys worked really hard
and had a lot of respect for them.
And I think they did put in a lot of work.
And it just sucks that we didn't win,
but in the end, I mean, we're a good team
It was a lot of fun, so whatever.
And what would totally be your goal for next time?
For next time, it's to win.
To win?
To win, that's about it, yeah.
That's all.
Can I get a high five?
Thank you so much.
Of course.
Yeah, thank you.
Nice meeting you.
Oh.
Hahaha.
Thank you.
Oh, good.
You can make sure that the oasis is big.
Yeah, what is that?
It's for a soccer academy.
A photo academy.
Oh, I got to go.
Yeah?
Is that like a...
Alright, you know how to focus.
You're gonna say, yeah, soccer or photo?
Sports locker.
You wanna say hi to the Oasis kids?
Oh, who?
All the time, everybody stay in school and kick the ball properly.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
All right, low key, I'll do it.
Let's just go home.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Three added.
What's up?
Yeah, of course.
Thank you, of course.
Thank you, brother. Thank you very much.
Have a good night, guys. Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
See you, guys.
Leaving?
I mean, I have to go to my job.
I have to go to my job.
Oh, you got a run to do?
Yeah.
Over, under, under.
Under?
Oh, I understand, brother.
I would have said one month of yesterday
before I started doing runs.
Well, I did runs again.
Like, my hands were still there.
Like, I, even though I forgot how to do like the scans,
when I went to the scans, I was doing it.
I was like, whoa, okay, I'm still him.
Yeah, as soon as I forget, I'm the fucking goat.
You know what I mean?
I've been like, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of disrespectful how to,
but if you don't force it with fucking shit,
I think he beat it too, bro.
So next time, you're really gonna have like a Mariachi band,
ready to go every single day.
And it reflects on them.
And in Champagne, saw that whole fucking room.
And with the money spread.
Money spread?
Oh!
Money spread, floss, six, seven, four, yeah.
The whole nine.
The whole nine.
Yeah, we're gonna buy a workmanship.
Okay, not in the house, we're not, come on,
we're not coming for you, we're not in the house.
No, we're not coming for you.
Haha, holy, wow!
That's a long funny ass motherfucker, bro.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I will start again to this, you know what I mean?
Listen to this game?
Bro, I'm telling you, it was the energy that was there!
It was like that like, bro, next season you gotta pull up.
Yeah, it was the hell of a nervous, bro.
Like, I kick a fucking team out and let's go to the finals.
Bro, give us two rematches.
That would be sick that would be sick
Where we can gamble some points get another team like we can like wait your we do we do a magic is another team
And they wait you a few other points. Yeah, and maybe we kick somebody out like like basically what he said sudden death is like
You just you know, yeah double or nine
Double or nothing, dude. Yeah, that would be sick. Do like the bottom people you put one more slot out for everybody double or nine
It'll be perfect
Oh, it's all good.
Thanks for the whole season.
Bro, I got you, bro.
I can't say how much I appreciate those guys.
No, you're good, bro. It's fun, bro. It's fun.
And Christian.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for having me.
I appreciate it.
Thanks for showing up and asking for driving and
Oscar for putting team together with Christian.
Okay, he's working on a regular vehicle.
I'll tell you, season two.
Season two, bro. Got to lock in.
Season two bro, we got to lock in, bro, we got to pick all, well, all the, all, okay, how are we going to get him on pizza?
You know Speed, he got player from the league and hero, like the best team in the world.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did he flew him out?
No.
No, I think he's there wildcard and you pick ahead of time.
Yeah.
Like, no, the guy's like fucking juiced.
The guy looks like he's playing like pro.
He is, bro, he plays pro.
Brother, brother, this is easy, this is easy.
You beat the record, MC record, right?
You go on a scouting party you go you jump on these countries just scouting party and then they put them up here
Exactly, so you choose them. Speed gets them anyway. Okay
No shit roll
Loki though
it feel like the scouting efforts when against us because every
The players we chose when it was time to take the players right? Yeah, when we had shoes on the field
No, we was going for them
Like I raised my hand and then they steal him. You know, I mean it like don't let me shut up
Shrouded like you gotta go for bad players and then they don't gonna need we get the good ones
I'm telling you this is why I'm here
This is why Christians here because next time we stand on business. No, don't grab my player
This is my player. I own him. Okay. Let's not sit on but I
There's a bunch of fucking clout because they could have chosen to stand my team because I chose them
But they all never speeded. He's got more fucking clouds, man
Now the cloud leaderboard here is pretty up there.
It's not fucking fair.
Bro, all you gotta do is just go...
Listen, how about this.
XUC Europe Tour.
You got it, bro. Just fucking do it.
And we go to small villages that have no power,
and we find a place that are like hidden, the hidden gems.
Like they have to put that...
Like they get the water through a fucking well,
and they're like Ronaldo hidden.
You want a bunch of Amish middle-play soccer for us?
if you have to you know what I like that I like that that's how that's how you
lock in so I lock in you guys sacrifice sometimes
pretty much some of the wording was on roll roll it back roll back and delete
that shit anyway um yeah that I'm right yeah we're ready to go be blessed bro
be glad I'll see you next week okay a take care okay see you man oh I'm
I'm just gonna do it.
You bless, Jack, give me a kiss.
Jesus.
That's a fault.
That's a fault.
Let's just be camera forcefully.
Cool.
Have a good one, have a good one.
Sorry.
Later, buddy.
Do you have the hand washing?
No.
Yeah, for a second.
A lot, please.
Thank you very much.
Oh man.
I'm good, thank you.
Okay, buddies, the reality is genuinely,
like that, bro, that corner, absolutely a corner.
Chad, yo, we need to run this shit through analysis
cause Loki, that didn't even look close, it just was.
True?
Is there a way?
We had to contest every fucking whistle.
Like, come on, bro.
Okay, that's enough.
I feel awesome.
Belt on its way.
Dude look.
Oh.
Apparently this is what happened with an A. It broke their ears.
Yeah, this mic was a internet critic and something like that.
I bet.
What's up?
Yeah, well, losing to Josie is like,
yeah, yeah, we just hit a new low.
Seems to be just getting worse, okay?
How low can we go?
They played really well though.
They played for a second.
The referees are against you guys.
You're good.
Over here, window exposed.
Yeah, I'll zoom in on you when...
Oh yeah, you can pull it on.
It's all good.
We should get the record and then we get the vibes back.
Ah, I'm moving it.
Ah, I don't know.
I'll get the record, like, today or tomorrow.
And then on Monday, I'll win the league tournament.
And then, um...
And I'll win, sort of, Bros. Bro.
Like, the win streak is on the horizon.
What games are you playing?
Oh, we don't know yet, because I can't wake up at 1pm.
Even when I do those, like, bro...
Yeah, the run starts now. Bang.
Change that all?
I gotcha. I'll do it with my phone.
Until there's a mod that can make that happen
Yeah, I'm not just do something like I'm
Like trophy
Live lock-in trophy winning at everything trophy we just won trophy a
Record tonight guaranteed trophies like that
I bet your mic is not working.
You?
Maybe you're doing the meme where you're muddied, but you're not.
Switch with me?
Okay.
Hello, chat.
Back in my days, we, um...
I got a...
KimuWallMDP, Overwatch, and I got also, really?
Yeah, also play Wembley. Wembley.
Yeah, true.
Model times.
Yeah.
I got Silver and Apex Legends.
What?
Yeah.
Are you serious or is-
On stage, online. I'm like, I'm literally land proven.
Wow, what the heck?
Yeah.
What else have you done?
World Cup Silver?
Whoa!
World Cup Bronze?
Whoa!
When you said you got Silver in Apex Legends,
I thought you meant your actual ranking with Silver.
No, no, Silver Metal.
Silver Metal? That's way more glazable, to be honest.
It was a little hard to glaze on that.
You got Silver Ranking.
What else have you got?
We got a Nuclear and Call of Duty.
I'm okay. I've got a little yeah, you got a lot of a little yeah, I've gotten you can
Okay, I
Well, Larp it was chat you could get a new kind of war zone. Could you not well like
Yeah, no, no, you could you could say you could right you could just kill everybody on the map in a battle real game
That seems a little broken
No, no, no, you can you used to be able to and I did that are you serious? Yeah, you know we did the answer
It's on stranger. There's a bottom where we got a nuke in the game
What
Does it actually kill everybody yes, um a quest will begin and then
And then your team has to get kills, and then the new quest appears, you have to go pick
it up, and you get radiation, and then you have to hold it for a certain amount of time
on a spot, and then everybody floods you, it's insane.
That's crazy.
What is a new champion's quest?
It's a challenge for the players to win five games to give them matches, 30 in a season,
to unlock the contract and collect three re-elected elements, assemble the bomb, and then defend it for two minutes to win a match.
But you get a radiation when you have all the parts together.
And you get like a damage, like a debuff, or like, I forgot how, like, it's hard to heal or some shit.
Ooh.
But it's still tense, and his posture looks like he's a spaceship.
Yeah, I can feel it. You're blasting up right now. Team Rocket style.
Oh, that's a deal.
Oh, phew. Now that's a deal.
Well, you gotta walk in and then just meet your...
Sure, by symphony.
I'm on his team though.
There's no I in team.
That's true.
I'll remind you of that when we're playing Dubbock, okay?
Yeah, I have a double chin when I go down, like, it's just genetic shit, like, my brother also has that, like, me and Nick are not fat, and we're like, right here.
I think it's normal, no?
huh?
hello man, not this again chet, she's out are we?
oh yeah
so, yeah chet you know what?
I gotta mention, you're right
I said me and and bang
Fuck it.
Boom!
Just put it in there.
Bunk.
That's a clip.
Fuck you.
I don't get it.
It's whatever.
Whenever I call my brother by his actual name.
Yeah.
Whoa.
He slipped up.
Oh.
I thought they put like Chad in the track. Yeah, but he slipped out as in like they think it's into the word
You know what I mean?
Oh!
Oh, shit. We're kind of screwed to say that.
What are you saying? I'm looking at the track. I got a track here. I could look at it like this then.
Now look at the channel, sorry.
Yeah, I mean, low key though.
Maybe we'd have it like here, but it's fine.
We have it on the glass.
On the glass.
All of this we can mount stuff to.
Oh.
Monitor, screen, switchers.
Whoa.
and the air stance.
Thanks consoles.
What?
What are you talking about?
Do you remember back in the day,
I Jin top place?
I do remember that.
Oh, of course.
So I applied a clip from Black Ops 2 on that.
Yeah.
And I went to school.
Like two days, like a week later, my friend was like,
dude, I saw you on I Jin top place.
Wait, really?
And I was like, no way.
Would you have a camera on or just a place over?
No, just a gameplay.
That's sick though.
I got like 14 kills with a robot thing in my house too.
Whoa!
What is a robot thing?
Like a little old... yeah!
It was like spawn killing in a new town with that thing.
Like in Wallbang.
We do like an old college map in your house with that.
Like with Jesse and some of these.
Dude, we should, we should, or, like,
you know, look at these tournaments that he does, right?
Yeah.
Like, we did something like that,
but with, like, older games,
would have, would have fat ass prize pool.
We actually had,
we actually had an Activision Cod tournament,
like, like, prize pool allocated
for a tournament that we were gonna do.
And we ended up doing it because it was hard
get all the guys that initially, because we wanted to have the guy that, because we didn't turn our way back
with Ron and K-san and shit like that.
You know what I mean?
K-san.
K-san?
I don't know who this is.
It's a phase guy.
Oh, phase guy, okay.
No, no, no, no, he's in it or happening, but it didn't happen because we already done it.
But we want to do it again in more Latin, you know what I mean?
With a bigger breathable.
Thank you. Can you put the bag on the starlight?
Let's not. Thank you.
So it was just like hard to get everybody to do it?
Um, well it was hard to get like all the people back together I think.
Oh.
And I think that it was um...
Yeah.
I don't remember what was the problem, I think.
What was the problem? Did you guys remember?
I think it has something to do with Aiden, but not because of him, does that make sense?
I think it'd be like they didn't want Aiden to be in this one. I don't know what the reason was, but I just forgot what the reason was.
I'm pretty sure that was it.
I'm not gonna say good about my channel. I don't give a shit.
Look.
Yeah, I'm on my, I'm on my, I got like a job.
Well, maybe I'm much longer.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know what I'm going home like.
Well, I was in the dump on my outro, on my intro.
Well, we're going home again to Chilean.
Chad, if I homie means Canada,
We're driving 30 hours right now to Montreal.
Yeah.
Woo!
Holy cow!
Oh, you got that right?
Yeah, I got it.
All right.
Super chill.
Sounds good.
Super chill.
Huge road trip.
Would you ever do a road trip?
A what?
Would you ever do a road trip?
Nah, not really.
They have to be like like for like for like a purpose
Like a road trip for road trip is not like not great. It's like whatever. I
See I see I see but it's a good campaign
I mean that's kind of cool. Yeah, there's like as you go. I ain't
otherwise you're just
No, you know, I mean oh like going to all the weird places like
like giant dinosaurs or something like that, like they have in the desert, so you find
all the weird, like the giant cheese or whatever.
The giant cheese.
Yeah, like the giant cheese.
What's that?
It's like, I think a Wisconsin or something, like a giant cheese.
What is that?
And like a giant cheese, like giant and cheese, and you go and you look at it, and you stop
You stop at like all of the different places like there's places that are like little towns with dinosaur
sketches everywhere
Those kind of things yeah, oh
Landmarks
Yeah, I think I think we could if you've been over road trips be like
It has to be worth it like especially these days and I
I would do it more for me than whatever, in that sense.
I see, I see, I see.
Like, we do a road trip, like, you gotta be like, something that I want to do, but it'd be a lot more for me than for streaming.
Is it for streaming? I don't think that doing all that is like, all the traveling isn't worth whatever you're doing a lot of times,
because it's like very kind of short-lived, like, as soon as I see it.
Oh, okay.
Like if you had a string set up inside of an army, where you could play games, and then
you should have-
Yeah, I'd be walking, yeah.
I wouldn't mind that much, but yeah.
Like the speed tour thing.
Yeah.
I see it.
Have you seen the long way up?
It's like these two guys, on a motorcycle, they go like across the continent.
I haven't seen it.
It's pretty insane.
They go from like, London to China, when they go from like the most bottom to the
largest continent.
two guys on a motorcycle that go across the continent.
I haven't seen that.
It's pretty insane.
They go from London to China.
They go from the most bottom to Argentina to Alaska.
Now it's starting to be a train.
What is Ludwig tip to tip?
It's Ludwig's version of that show.
What he does what?
Ludwig.
What he does what?
Well, the original show they did was they went across continents, and the Lugwigs, they go across like a future.
This guy, Lee-Win McGregor, has been doing it for like 15, 20 years.
But Lugwigs is really cool.
I didn't see that.
Lee would stream it.
Oh, they do it for a video?
Yeah, they do it for a video.
See, that makes more sense.
because for stream like yeah I don't I don't care about that like if the journey
the journey the journey matters right but for stream sometimes it's like a lot
of the journey right and then not much of the whatever I think the ratio can be
very low but it is like that low is like I don't think it's worth it you just go
of the places and go live there and go live there, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
People live like an hour before I can see you.
Yeah.
Like you can introduce it like properly where you do something fun or before or like whatever
and make it to a day of streaming and like I don't think you have to stream the whole
fucking driving up like and also the energy is better when the stream actually happens
you know what I mean?
You're more locked in when it starts.
It's not back any days like you said oh yo sabbadan sabbadan sabbadan but when I was
I was doing like R.P. shit, I would do like 14 hour stream, I would sleep, and I would
start up again, and like, if I just continued streaming like the whole time, it would have
sucked.
Like it would have been bad.
Like, I don't care to turn into some- Wait, like if you didn't sleep, like, oh during
the sabbathons you would go to sleep.
No, I didn't do sabbathons, like I didn't do sabbathons, like I think a 14 hour stream
and an hour sleep is a better overall broadcast help and overall value than just being alive
of this being lies and formats, it's just a better stream, it's not our, it's not, it's
just my philosophy.
Yeah, I agree, I think that it's...
I agree, I think speech streams are better when he does 4-5 hours versus 24 hours, and
then I think it applies to the philosophy.
Yeah, well for him, especially for YouTube's discoverability and shit, like, YouTube will
So, the way that YouTube is made for IRLs, he gets cut by that a lot.
Like, that fucks him over so bad.
Yeah, true or false?
Like, I think that was the main concern going into YouTube, but I love how I did it for
YouTube gaming and it was also concerned during it and also after it like the way
to the organized discoverability and the way they make the screen look like when
you live on YouTube you're really competing with the videos that are
on the side of the screen the entire time of the broadcast that's a problem
like you can't go like oh here's a live stream for you this will be returning
like speed or whatever and speed us up again cook some cook some rice and he
has a leader the rice cooker on for like 20 minutes
well it's like it's amazing to click on a video that says somebody in this video
jumps across three pools and lands on his head and does a world record of you
know I mean it's like people click off people click people click like they're
actively fucking their live audience pool by guiding them back to long-form
anti-static video like it's why the YouTube is YouTube live it's troll
because they don't want it to succeed it they want YouTube live to become a thing
where people people that stream they convert the viewers for the those things
to video viewers it's not a waiver to turn the YouTube viewers into live
It's the opposite so it's very cynical and that it's own company. It's so bad
Yeah
It's why I've been saying this for years it's bad designer like like I I think that they actively fuck themselves on purpose
One deployment against the other like and there's nothing to do about it
Because it would have fixed it's been like ten years like 15 years
or just the other three videos yeah exactly videos streaming music yeah and
when you click on the live stream the website all the things on the right at
the top at the bottom anything is made for a live stream audience yeah like it's
not that hard they can have something cool or discovery this
This capability would be based on interaction.
If a stream gets bored,
the things that you recommended,
or things that go on because there's a lot of chat,
they do whatever.
But if you put it on that,
the stream you were watching is always at the top.
They don't lose that person, does that make sense?
Sorry, redirects.
Yeah, exactly.
Like it's not...
There's so many solutions that can be implemented,
but they don't do it.
With all the options that are out there
And the ideas, they're not exploring any solution.
You see the hints that they want to fail on purpose.
Like, it's not a design. It's why...
It's why I think we're able to talk about YouTube live to give me whatever.
Like, I'm not... I don't give a shit.
Like, I don't care to listen to what they're saying because...
Like, if they care, they would be able to fix it.
I think they really want people to mostly watch streams that are like 24-hour not real
capable talking streams and more like family-style music, that kind of background.
Yeah, like the Lofi?
The Lofi?
Yeah, exactly.
I think that that's mostly what they cater to and they kind of like show that consistently.
If you click on one you get like 40 other recommendations of them.
consistently. If you click on one you get like 40 other recommendations open. If you click on a
stream I've never done a recommendation on another stream. So rare. And if there is one it'll be at
the bottom. It's always past the cutoff. You have to scroll. If your user has to scroll you already
lost. That's always will be true. Like if your user is to do something intentional your system is
I think the only real competitor on Twitch is like, Kik completely.
Like, who's gonna go to Facebook outside of bed?
Like, people in Southeast Asia use Facebook a lot, though.
Yeah, wait.
They get huge Southeast Asians, and I miss them.
Well, 100% I don't do that.
People don't know this yet, right?
Because whatever, like, narrative you have.
And I'm not even a Kik Blazer.
Like, I generally am not.
Did you know that in most languages they've actually flipped the coin around where they're actually dominating that language over the black ones?
Really?
The only last target is English.
English is so hard because it's like, what's that Korean website where it's on the streamer's?
I think it's the ZA character.
As a group?
No, not a Zubu. But maybe it is a Zubu.
All my Brazilian friends are streamers again.
I don't know, like, I don't even know if Twitch still has their, um, their like language expansion, like, programs or whatever.
Or like they have people that work in other countries or whatever that expand that audience and then work on, okay, we want more Polish viewers.
Like, I don't think they're actively expanding, like, deliberately.
And Chica's been doing that like to a crazy amount and it's happening in the shadows and it like
I
Think in the future those investments pay off like crazy because that becomes part of the culture
And once the culture is made that's how it was made
Like which only existed as day to all competitors because of a culture development
And that starts in communities. And when you do that in languages, well, yeah, kick in English, that's the hardest target, because these are master metrics.
But like, Twitch barely recognizes like, they get platform things anymore. And when they do, it's always things seem very commercialized.
Like, Twitch used to have a residency for. The remote residency for comes from a guy who calls you on stream, because he was like streaming for something.
It's a classic. It's like a real thing that has like actual value within the making the entire community a whole.
Yes.
But it feels very corporate now where it's like, okay, well we've propagated this guy up in order to be something.
See, you know that's true. I actually do that, right?
Yeah, yeah.
The main problem for that?
Yeah.
Probably the problem of 70D has completely rewired.
Like since big ATVs and MFZ and awesome ATV have rewired the culture and now some emotes,
twitch emotes, emotes, think of the best, think of the best, nobody gives a fuck, it's too much,
it's too much, I think, like too many emotes.
Actually like, you know I used to do it with you, but it's still like dynamic, that if you have
Like a couple like 70 the admins in your chat whatever yeah, like well much updates like
Literally in the real time
Okay
I love the people from some TV, but the problem is there's no like unification over twitch as cool
Spect, like, spirit and goes as a whole. Before you see a role, like, you understand. You see poverty as you understand.
Yeah, I think that's gonna move down. I think that culture has moved on from Twitch culture
to like culture of that particular channel and that propagates other channels, but I think you get like live content culture.
Compete to just Twitch. I think that helps everybody. Loki.
I disagree.
Well, that's how you go from only being relatable to Twitch, to being relatable to TikTok, to YouTube.
Like, now your product actually has something that you can relate to somewhere else, and that's how you grow the platform.
That's how you go somewhere.
Okay, but wasn't your position earlier that there was a lack of culture within the platform being grown in these sub-secs?
What about that?
Well, you said that the language program in Cape Town is superior, which I do agree with you.
because they have this cultural significance.
But when you, like, swap it then to the lack of culture
creates an overarching basis for everybody.
It's kind of a dichotomy of two to two.
What do you mean by that?
I generally don't understand it.
I'm trying to start locking in, but I don't actually
understand it.
OK, I'm sorry.
Sometimes I don't know how to express myself at all.
Like, I feel like either there is
a twitch culture that should be like amplified right or there is an overarching
societal culture that should be in your position. Is that correct?
I still don't get it. Oh okay let's move on.
No no no it's okay it's okay. Like yeah no I mean maybe I'm gonna have to jump.
Like I'm not trying to be like...
No, no, no, don't worry about it, we're doing it. Let's move on.
I think what I meant is that, like, the...
Just in general, like, you...
I think we figured out in this thing,
branching out, right?
And spinning wide wins.
I see, okay, yeah.
So like, whatever people do nowadays,
is a lot more to give something to short form than to give something to people that are watching right now.
Agreed, yeah, so clip front.
Because that ends up, the loop that comes back ends up being a net positive overall.
Agreed.
That's what everybody's doing.
I agree.
Everything is meant for things to go somewhere and then slingshot back instead of being banked.
And that's why twitch culture
Inherently is dying. Yeah, and then that's why it's dying because if which will just take which culture a little way back in the shadows
To start watching twitch over youtube was the fact that there was
Personally I think that having
Um, records, right?
Yeah.
Where it's consistent, it was better before you could just have it say that, oh, I've
been so excited for 17 months.
You know what I mean?
Like, I think overall it was really fun when you could see somebody who was like, oh my
god, it's 64 months, it's crazy, how do they, like, handle that for so long, you know?
And sometimes it just feels a little disingenuous or, or like, uh, corpo now.
I agree.
With, like, the amount of this.
Oh, no, oh, yeah, definitely.
Okay, okay.
Definitely. I think that part of the culture would have to re-grow because of the density
of outwards, like whatever it's coming back happens really fast and whatever these are
going to grow is still early beginnings. I think Keiso, did you know what I was thinking
about that? Keiso, yeah, is it, the picture made is great, right? But then that's more
And what I guess is that everything that's going to happen with the future right will happen on KSO first
Because yet he's such a good model of how this is going to play out
Because he's one of the biggest guys that won the still gaming but what things went short form and came back
So if things are gonna happen with that demographic, it will happen there first
But you know what I
I feel like I barely see content from Keiso anymore.
Is it because everything has moved toward drama farming?
No, I think it's because maybe you're not like...
Our algorithms are, since we started, is a lot more on dog shit that people do,
that we do, and less about his own...
His loop is a closed loop now, I think.
I see, I see, I see.
So, I think people that watch him, that had him on his TikTok,
Now they get fed those two loops and they got loops back in it.
Yeah, because I feel like recently it's been a lot of just dog shit.
Genuinely, drama, baby, dog shit, boring contents overall.
And even when people do something really fun or interesting, I only find out about it later.
I never see it pop off on any social media.
Yeah, I think the big problem with that is that it's the current illusion.
I think that's the main...
Well, it's why... I mean, generally it's why...
I don't want to be weird, right?
It's generally why I think that early on we cried about bots or whatever, right?
Yeah.
Because in the future it'll make this thing where the biggest things aren't the people actually want.
Yeah, I agree.
And the things that people want can't go from where it's at to further up.
Because the layer up top is things that people don't actually want.
Exactly. And that becomes like a pretty much a closed loop at the top. Yes. Of
people being fed and people going to things that genuinely they don't want to consume. I completely agree.
Like that's what's the problem. Like in anything that we care about like
clouds or fucking whatever further we don't give a shit. The problem is that once that once that
that loop is closed, it's just that the top layer is so bad that nobody actually wants
it.
I absolutely agree.
And now the content that people would want will never sit and let it in.
Well you wouldn't even get an opportunity to see if there's other content because it's
so closed in.
Exactly.
Like, I guess sometimes I look at like the top strings, right, and it can be quite mediocre
I'm not gonna say you or anybody, but I'm just gonna say sometimes I like flip around to different ones and it will be
Pretty mediocre like nothing's happening, right?
And sometimes I switch to like
Not top streams. Oh, yeah
I watch I was like I like to watch
Medium to medium low yeah, right yeah, I feel like there's
there's always something going on.
Yes.
Right?
Yeah.
I like having a better one at play games.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I like as well.
Yeah.
But it seems like sometimes it can be almost an overwhelming amount of nothing going on.
So for example, I watched a streamer one time have a party at their house, right?
And everybody is just screaming and you can't hear anything that's going on and everything
is like smash in your face always but like what the fuck is even happening what's fun
about this I don't understand I switch them to a different streams and it will be like
actually engaging or funny yeah I mean I just tell it so I like I like I hate when you speak
about topic and it's always a name it's always a target whatever I'm just and then they get
This guy is speaking about this whatever the clothes of drama. Sorry Susan. I
I mean
You know I mean yeah, I agree, but I
Don't think the NBA should try to police right what people watch right people will watch what they want to watch true if people decide that
Quiet is funny loud is funny
Like eating is funny like public news is funny. Yeah, then they'll watch that
So I never want to be a con in purest and say guys
This fucking bullshit party streamer shit's trash don't watch this like that's what make you become
That's what me that's when the amount of touch the minute if the minute you start feeling like oh like that
Hey, that's when you you fall off. Oh
You know I mean I see okay. I don't feel like that's how I was expressing it
But I wasn't coming out. Yeah, I get it
I'm interested at the job because I was able to have a bad opinion or whatever and then I think that's and
Is it kind of hopping on the narrative, or is it going to portrait on the other ones?
I see, okay, okay, I see.
I was more using it as an example, so now I feel like it's kind of hard to express without
having some kind of explanation of what would be like, kind of boring content, I guess,
or content that I feel is overwhelming, but nothing, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I agree.
Okay.
Well, I was going to talk about this when we were in London.
Jowell was there, like literally one minute, like...
That's what we were talking about.
What were you talking about?
No, no, about a crime, what the fuck?
The, um...
What was I talking about?
Something in London.
Yeah, I was talking about it, I was talking about it, where it's the...
yo what I guess I drank so much. Chad what was it? What was I just talking about right there?
Um, something in London?
Chad, Chad, Chad, I'm crying and then my eyes were dry because of the air.
And then I started doing this and then my eyes were actually wet and now I look like I'm crying.
Oh my god, don't cry, it's gonna be okay, it's just a conversation.
Chad, what was I talking about? I forgot.
No, no. E equals N3.
Yo, no, no, I was at an important point.
What should we do then?
I was going to be good, I swear.
Oh yeah.
Like, hold on, my wording here.
Okay.
The cum stacking. Hold on.
hold on oh come stacking a horse yeah that makes sense really no okay it's like an rp right
okay we're just at one point the people thought oh this is ongoing yeah people are there and have
a lot of viewers there let's go there and then people go there and now you know a bunch of people
right yeah and then now you have a bunch of people that are doing nothing yeah on the camera yes so
So there's no value, but there's the illusion that it has values, everybody's there, and
even the viewers go there and there's nothing going on.
So when you do IRL, you look at, there's six streamers, and then there's eight POV cameras,
there's a bunch of spotlights, but nothing in the spotlights.
This is the only thing that I'm a purist in, is that I think genuinely, with the features
we have now, like, streaming together or whatever, or like, or with toolkits, we could have one
and just for everybody else?
Yes.
One camera, but just for you, Mary, and then people know when to rotate, anyone to joke,
or whatever.
Bang.
Cinema.
That's what we can do for all of our big events.
Yeah, of course.
Why, yeah.
We did the blueprint initially on that, but we.
Okay, okay.
I think it loves to be on, they kind of farmed it, but that's because of Finn, Finn was kind of cooking a little bit with that.
I don't know about this.
Uh, cameraman for OOTK?
I see.
I think he was going to early on the, well not early, but yeah, I'm sure, I used to know what he was doing at Chewbacca, but like the one camera, and then like camera, switch to him, switch to him, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And now people know when to come in, with like the interject, or the skit, whatever.
Oh.
And if you or P.O.B. like, be without watch, enjoy the stream more.
I see.
Catch me the signal off your mic.
What's up with that?
Interesting.
Interesting.
Okay.
Like, people came to the house.
Yeah.
Remember?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, uh, I forget who they were.
They're what they're named to.
They have like a group.
A who?
The first time somebody came to our house was a big group.
They have like a group, the first time somebody came to a house with a big group.
Like Yugi?
I think so.
You're aging?
Yeah.
And Ron and...
Oh cool, yeah.
Yeah, the core people.
But there was like a bunch of people, remember?
Maybe like 10?
No, no, no, no.
I don't know.
But there was like a bunch of people, remember?
Maybe like ten?
No, no, no, it was not me.
No, it was definitely not me.
Yeah, but yeah, but yeah, a lot of cameras.
Ah, I see, I see, I see. And the bodyguard.
Yeah, it was very stacked.
Yeah, it was very stacked.
One thing about KOR, there's something that all I can think about, is like the KOR of like a broccoli.
Like the trunk, you know what I mean?
No, I know what you mean.
And then, I think about like a, like a, like a radioactive, like...
What?
Like device, you know, like the core.
Okay.
Like...
So radioactive broccoli?
Okay, back in Starcraft, you used to build something called a fusion core.
Okay, yeah?
It's like this radioactive like, like pumping machine, whatever.
And you can make like the, the, the best units.
On the...
Battlecruises.
Oh, for the human?
For a turn.
A turn. Yeah, a human, right?
Like your core all I can see is like this like radioactive like orange or whatever like I can't get my head off of it
Like it's hard to not anybody. I mean I see I think of a water bottle
You know the big the big blue water bottle
I see I see I see
Yes, would you ever play Starcraft?
Yeah, but it's just gonna overwhelming like a tower defense. Oh, yeah, it's good. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine
Yeah, they had one called Vexel, it was Denk.
What is it?
Like, how do you know?
It's like a big V.
It's like a Vexel.
Okay.
And then, everybody would have their own line of descendant, but it would go down the line,
though.
Yes, and then if you had a spill, then it would go into the X-Persuit, yeah.
The leaker.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I know.
Yes, I like that one.
So like, the last guy would be the guy that built nothing, and only built economy.
Oh.
And everybody has to play properly.
I see.
But by the end of the game, the guys at the very bottom that did nothing, that had only economy, then goes fucking crazy.
And then you can like, solo the whole game.
Wow!
Yeah, because after a while, like, the flying units would just start ticking over, right?
Yeah, it was too crazy.
Yeah, too crazy, I remember.
Were you playing as sunken defense back then?
Sunken? No.
What is this?
The Zerg view, I mean, it's kind of a building, but it attacks like a spike that comes from
the underground.
Oh!
The lurkers?
No, not lurkers.
No, it's a building.
It's a Zerg building.
It doesn't move.
Okay.
But it's just like, there's a spike.
I don't remember that.
It's like the equivalent to like the Protoss cannon or the Tyrum Watcher makes me.
I see.
I don't know that at all.
Wait, a spine crawler?
Spine crawler.
That's it, Chad's saying spine crawler.
No, it's sunken.
Nope, no idea.
There's like some boomer-tuck holy shit.
He did not, I don't know.
Alright, we're home.
Okay, yeah.
Attached mic.
Oh, Chad, you can hear me.
I just got, hold on, I just got dizzy, holy shit.
Hey, you got your phone?
Oh yeah, got my phone.
Yeah, I just got orthostatic hypotension.
Oh, shoot.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I mean, it's just a fancy word
for when you're very set up and you get dizzy.
Oh, I don't know, that's cool.
Yeah, I need to get changed real quick.
Bah, bah.
Lemme see, no, I'm just kidding.
I'm gonna turn the heater on or the AC on.
Oh
I just had a message
That was really fun, I think you guys will win next time
Yeah, I'm winning, are you good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know, I don't know.
Can I get this here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Am I good?
Yeah.
Um, I assume we're still live on the main, you can go to the swap, we can get her.
Okay.
Good job, Victor. Victor. Victor?
This is loading.
Oh, thank you. You might try it.
Good job. Thank you guys.
Yeah, it was fun. I'll see you later.
I need to just run a little bit.
Thank you.
Is that it?
Yeah.
That's it.
Okay.
There we go.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Is that it?
Yeah.
chat?
ugh
no we already reviewed the speedrun, we actually did run this today
yo it's not on chat
wait am I full screen?
one is open and one is on
We're good.
Kill that.
you
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GameStop has a Math issue even with GameStop's own stock and cash and potential additional
So if they get it on TV and say you can answer like a busy person.
16 billion dollars.
And that amount would be hard to find financing.
He'd still need to find one that has a math issue.
Even with GameStop's own stock and cash and potential additional financing, he'd still
need to find around 16 billion dollars.
And that amount would be hard to earn from selling old stuff on eBay.
Cohen was pressed about it on CNBC.
I'm just trying to understand where the rest of the money would come from.
It's half cash, half stock.
I hear you. I'm just saying that that math doesn't get you to the price that you're offering.
While the market as well as social media has shown some skepticism, Cohen's track record shows you can't necessarily count him out.
GameStop appeared to be on the brink of death five years ago.
I mean, I guess.
But it's not only survived, it's profitable, and its stock has gone up since this time last year.
As for those socks, Hoenn says his eBay account was briefly suspended, but on Thursday morning, it was back online.
CNN has reached out to eBay and GameStop for comment.
Why are people off?
Uh, you're back there, trying something, so I'd love to find...
Um, Jay, you just shitposting, like, I don't get it.
And it now rakes northwest, north forever, a light six.
Um, what?
Uh, hi everyone.
Othany K Tantan, her own father recently too.
But in the last year or so, she's cleared out how it's soon in Miku.
Meanwhile, the closing track, while instrumentally it is kind of one note,
It is maybe the darkest and emotionally intense song on the record, with North making reference
to feeling betrayed by everybody.
And you know, it could be a bit of borrowed emo melodrama here, some Maulgoth vibes, North
just-
I mean Chassey, I don't think it's on a bed at all.
Like when I was in Queens, I think it was pretty good, no?
Wait, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,
Um, Leon, was that for every mini-game, free update on Resident Evil Work?
Anybody changed it to full DLC or was it like a full, like, um, like update, like, what is that?
40 months with the juicer. UFO file released tomorrow morning.
UFO files? What is that?
What's the UFO files?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was in front of it.
61.
Um...
Yeah, is that like a time lapse or like a shutter ratio? Like, why is it doing all that?
Is this the light with the smoke or whatever?
Um, that's cool.
Wait, that looks fucking sick though, what?
Oh, it's like shockwave, it's not like, they're not like holding it down, it's like, like,
like, oh man, who gives this polluting, I mean nobody gives a shit, that's not, that'd
be an issue here, I mean, they're doing a test, it's not like some fucking thing, it's
gonna lie as like fucking like burning all day like needlessly it's a test
something that's good for it that can be useful for humanity let's like not the
things that are like the bad things I mean there's no you don't agree with
this I mean and you're loving
Trump admitted to being really a high-intensity UFO extraterrestrial life
files it's gonna have some stuff in there from pilots and maybe one video
Maybe one video?
Pile materials could refer to encounters that American pilots had with UFO.
I mean, chat a lot of them said this thing about being useless.
I mean, chat both times, there's a video explanation and it ended up being debunked like instantly.
Like to mombra.
Like over the desk.
This pickup niche has been hacked besides being held for ransom after selling a data breach.
9000 schools are probably being affected.
225 million users worldwide at personal permission.
Is that true?
On October 28th, 2024, 911 dispatch with the Findlay Police Department in Ohio received
a call about three juveniles drinking alcoholic beverages in a park.
I just went out looking for my son, and they're his kids sitting there under age 13.
How many are from there?
There's three of them.
I do not know who they are.
They're sitting there at the next table at the basketball court.
All right.
I appreciate you giving us a call.
I'll get the file, I'll look into the office and send it that way, okay?
What are you guys doing?
You got a report that you guys were drinking out while you were just put in your pocket.
Okay, Chad, look at that, it was me like in my things, look at that, shut up.
What are you gonna hand me one of those?
I mean I've been to the exact scenario like four times but not like
I'm thirsty, but I'll just cut it here.
Well, you're here now, aren't you?
Yeah.
I'll give you a bunch of alcohol.
You've got the juice, right?
It's not very far.
Huh?
It's not very far.
I don't know what you're saying, man.
I said we'll pause after that.
Okay.
So speak up to me like an adult.
Yeah.
Okay.
Give one of your parents something.
Let's go from here so I have a right.
Come on, anywhere.
Sit right here.
I don't.
He's claiming he was pulled up.
Yeah, I was going to get the shoes on him.
Don't call me bro.
Sorry?
No, look at me.
But...
Do I look like you're bro?
No.
Okay.
Be respectful.
Okay, but sir...
What am I supposed to...
Paint this picture for me.
I pull up and there's three of you sitting here with alcove members underneath the table
that you all have access to.
I'm not saying I'm going to charge you but you're gonna at least get identified. Okay, that's
This cup is a little over the top of right like by like 10% but not like Chasman it seemed to be is that a power tripping buddy
But if the parents cannot teach
Respect to authority to their fucking dumb ass children again. It's fine. It doesn't cost will fucking do it buddy buddy
The cup is not your fucking brawl when you're in like underage dumb fuck
Like you're gonna piss me off real quick. Okay. You got me. Yeah, big. I'm tough. What do you see judge?
Yeah, didn't you really won't like you
More babes for sure
here. Hello, ma'am. Can you hear me? Yes, ma'am. This is the police department. How are
you tonight? I'm out here, I believe with your son. They were called in for drinking
here. Alcohol beverages between him and a young female. So he's gonna be placed under
He took him out of the house.
He took him out of the house.
How police department work you will need to be picked up?
Does he have a warrant for his arrest, too?
I'm 17.
I'm sorry, what?
Yeah, he was only an arrestee.
The police caught his father and said that they.
He said what?
You caught him out there.
They did connect or disconnected.
Oh, my husband told me not to call him.
Honestly, I have a question.
Instead of taking me to the jail,
Can you take me to the hospital?
Why, what's up?
Because I need mental help.
Help.
That is what's wrong with me.
OK.
We can talk about that, all right?
But this is what's going to happen first, OK?
We can talk about what else is going on.
I'm not saying I'm not going to deny you that, OK?
There is a lot going on here.
And I haven't gotten to that, but we have to at least
do this part first.
Are you going to pay attention to me?
OK.
Sorry, what's going on? Sorry, I was disconnected.
Well, you know what?
You're so going to be at the...
I don't think it's all... I don't think it's all...
It's trying to, like, attention or whatever, but they brought...
They brought a real problem.
I think that they should still call you miss now and deal with it whenever...
Like, I don't think it matters.
Like, what you don't want is actually that has actually a problem,
and then you would know the problem, and then something happens.
because now you're, to be honest, you're responsible.
I mean, you were given the signs
and you chose to be, nah, just thinking.
Like, you can still do both.
You can still, because then there's a concern,
act accordingly, and still be suspicious
about what maybe they're hiding to me.
The police department, where you can come get him.
Today, are you kidding?
Yes, you have to come get him at some point here tonight.
Give me about half hour, 40 minutes or so
to process the paperwork.
Is that the only thing that he's been arrested for?
Yes.
Like, is he charged for?
For consuming alcoholic beverages and being a juvenile.
OK.
And then I think he had a nicotine thing on,
but he could just get a citation for that.
OK.
All right.
I appreciate that.
All right.
Thank you.
Yeah, man.
You're welcome.
Don't you?
Thank you.
All right.
Stay here.
All right, man.
I saw like a real spark somewhere in the room.
Stay the f*** out!
Stay the f*** out!
I got him.
You got him?
What's going on, man?
You're going to get shot again, throw it out.
Well, I'll find whenever we have a suspect who's been shot.
Can you see it?
I cannot.
We're going to need EMS.
He has at least one gunshot wound.
He's bleeding profusely.
Where the f**k is the gun, dude?
I see it, I'm going to find it.
I got the f**k.
I got the f**k.
I got the f**k.
I got the f**k.
I got the f**k.
I got the f**k.
I got the f**k.
I got the f**k.
I got the f**k.
I got the f**k.
I got the f**k.
Nice thing about that one.
I got four.
Don't move.
He has a major head wound, dude.
No.
You're going to get your chest the overcoat?
Yeah.
Are you doing that?
That goes to be advised. He has a very large cubby as well.
Sit there and stay there.
I mean, that breathing is not good.
Working on my legs as you can see now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go, go, go, go.
John Barry is one of the head of the place.
It's going to be in that red bag.
You got a seal?
Yeah, there's some a little bit uncovered.
All right.
All right.
That's the main thing for that right here.
What we're going to do is get this on him.
Then we're going to roll him back.
We're going to raise.
And get something on his back.
All right.
On the back of the set, we've got a gunshot where we've got...
Yeah, whoa, but this isn't a table take, but it's actually the correct one, okay?
And I have to be able to do them.
And I don't, like, okay, hold on.
Parents have a, in my opinion, I have a job.
And sometimes it doesn't seem like it, right?
But there are things that parents can do
with authority and shit that changes the outcome of things.
Okay?
And this lady was just, yeah, yeah, yeah,
was the one at the charge, like, yo,
if that was my mom and the police called her,
She'd be like, yo, what is happening?
What the fuck is this guy doing?
Like, are you kidding me?
Yo, yo, you motherfucking rat.
You are coming home, motherfucking,
and you know what I mean?
Like, authority.
Like, you think that I would run like this
and do all that?
Like, if my mom was my mom on the phone there,
absolutely fucking no.
Zero chance.
Zero chance.
Zero like minus in minus one of his engines
What you do to take him the station down on the detective's chill out
Okay. Okay.
If you make the mark, P.T.S. chuck up its P.T. no one cares about your mark.
Uh, just turn the screen right when we're out of the way, brother.
The suspect, Calvin Darafeth, was taken to a local hospital where he succumbed to his injuries the following day.
A slow motion replay of the officer's body cam revealed Calvin shooting at the officer first, before the officer fired back.
Brotherless. That's insane.
school. In May 2022, he was charged with assault after assaulting another juvenile for allegedly
snitching on him. In January 2023, he was charged with assault again after fighting a student at
school. In March 2023, he was charged with theft of a motor vehicle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But why is
he allowed to go to school though? Like, isn't there places that they can put these people
so that you don't infect other people.
Like, if my child was in public school
and they were with this threat, it's unfair for my child.
Like, it's unfair to infect the population with this dog shit.
And receiving stolen property, where he and another juvenile were charged for
stealing a 9mm firearm and a car from the other juvenile's mother.
In October 2024, he was charged with theft, where he and three other individuals
were involved in shoplifting a bottle of alcohol from Walmart. As of December 2024,
the Hancock County Prosecutor's Office determined that the officer's actions were justified within
reason and closed the case. I mean, yeah, of course. I mean, I skid because, um, like,
like the graphic nature is it is not why I watch him and I don't care for him. Like, wow,
been watching since middle school and just graduated college in December and
married my high school sweetheart love you chat excuse me well yeah I mean yes
like for underage drinking but you probably had a illegal firearm on them
and all that I mean yeah he was gonna he was gonna he was gonna face the
because of his own actions, like, yeah.
Yo!
Yeah, but, so why does that get allowed in the public?
Like, you don't have to explain to me, I don't get it.
Along.
As it was previously placed on juvenile probation
when he was 15 for an incident in February, 2022.
J.G.
Where he discharged a rifle loaded with a .22 caliber bullet in a residence.
It was charged with discharge of a firearm into a habitation with the intent to cause harm or panic.
A second-degree felony if committed by an adult.
In the same month, he was charged with marijuana possession where he was found with a T.
Why?
Um, they probably all got in there as well, let's be honest.
Um, but why are you allowed to be out and do all this after this though?
H.C. Vape Pen in Findlay High School.
In May 2022, he was charged with assault after assaulting another juvenile for allegedly
snitching on him.
In January 2023, he was charged with assault again after fighting a student at school.
In March 2023, he was charged with theft of a motor vehicle and receiving stolen property
where he and another juvenile were charged for stealing a 9 mil.
Hey, but imagine this is your car, what do you tell the civilian where this is their
car that got stolen by some guy who's a fucking correct to everybody around them that's
literally infecting the population.
Buddy, and I say infecting because I think it's actually correct word because they get
together, he does this, they validate this behavior and it spawns more.
That infects your people like whenever the water is fucking infected, you know?
Kilometer firearm and a car from the other juvenile's mother.
In October 2024, he was charged with theft, where he and three other individuals were
involved in shoplifting a bottle of alcohol from Walmart.
As of December 2024, the Hancock County Prosecutor's Office determined that the officer's actions
were justified within reason and closed the case.
God awful. Anyway. Well, I mean, she is. All right, where is this? Where did we do this?
I don't know. It looks like a lot.
The Legals system are softer on children and that's why this dumb biscuit thinks he could
get away with more.
the policing starts at home like the police is the law is the last line of
defense for shit garbage parenting like we mean not true but it's the last line
of defense what else is there oh there's there's there's upbringing and
there's all the environment around them there's a bunch of things that that
should police them that should I blame the opposite of the parents this guy's
fucking tattoos and shit like bro brother brother if I got home with a
fucking tattoo I yo oh man oh man I if I speak bro I roll oh amen like dude yo
can you stop watching shit fucking cops lock and don't say it's good idiot it's
shit and so boring okay don't watch it I enjoy it I bro I like I enjoy doing it
I know where it gets all out of it but I don't care I don't care where you gonna
I don't know what to watch.
I don't know which one it was.
It's fine.
We'll go to the next video.
What?
I'm not going to lie to you for this one.
Eating meat is inherently wrong and then the other thing is two things cannot coincide.
I love animals.
I love all animals so much and I eat meat.
You just, they're just, you can't do both.
Sorry.
You can eat meat.
Go for it.
You can love animals but you can't do both.
That's one hill you-
Aware 14, 18, aware, walkage, what?
Die on.
Down on the line, you're just-
Don't wanna go under this thing.
Eating meat is inherently wrong.
And then the other thing is,
two things cannot coincide.
I love animals.
I love all animals so much.
And I eat meat.
You just- they're just- you can't do both.
Sorry.
You can eat meat.
Go for it.
You can love animals,
but you can't do both.
What's what man?
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What it's it's it's it's a it's a it's a shit take sorry
This is not how we operate a society. It's not how we've let's be honest ever operated on that
that's just not like
We as society have established
a certain status for certain animals and those that are more or almost exclusively for food
and for sustenance and whatever and you can absolutely do both and so everybody does like
99.99 double and the rest of the percentage is just performative dumb fucks like that
I'm just lopping.
Ah, damn.
What else?
I mean, I don't... I don't do that much.
Anyway, um, do you want to watch a video chat?
Honestly, if you're a celebrity,
give your opinion, take to sway people,
go back to making your dog shit music, you puppet.
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Is most of the videos good? Which one? Vana?
On a hot summer day in 2004, an incident so strange and disgusting occurred that it's
hard to believe it actually happened. Chicago's little lady, Ferry, was doing one of its
regularly scheduled tours down the Chicago River. Tourists on the top deck were observing the
skyline when they looked up and noticed a large bus suspiciously parked on the Kinsey Street Bridge.
As the ferry passed under the bridge, 800 pounds of human poop rained down on the ferry,
drenching the passengers in literal human filth. People screamed and vomited as they tried to
escape the unbearable smell, but they had nowhere to go. The bus immediately sped off after dumping
its load, but if it weren't for two extremely important pieces of evidence, we may have never
known why it happened, how it happened, or who to blame for what eventually be known as Poopgate,
or the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident. At around 1 o'clock PM on Saturday, August 8th,
With 2004, a line of 120 people began boarding the ferry called Chicago's Little Lady.
With the tickets going for an affordable 25 bucks, it's the perfect way to relax and
see the city.
The passengers are a diverse group of people.
Senior citizens, journalists, mothers, fathers, and children file in for a memorable experience.
A newspaper reporter, Brett McNeil, is using it as a distraction for his complicated relationship.
I had a girlfriend whose ex was visiting from Boston.
We were just looking for something to do.
I was a newer Tribune reporter, and so worked a lot of those Sunday shifts, but I had a rare
Sunday off.
We decided to do a boat tour.
It was truly beautiful.
Perfect weather.
At that time, the river was not nearly as busy as it is now with just pleasure craft.
It's such a beautiful day that all 120 passengers are considering walking out on the top deck
to soak in the sun.
As the ferry makes its way down the river, people are anticipating over 50 architectural
landmarks to observe on their trip, including the Wrigley Building, the Willis and Tribune
Towers, and Marina City. Chicago is incredibly proud of being an industrial heartland,
and they've made efforts to preserve the older structures, like the Kinsey Street Railroad
Bridge, one of the first of its kind to raise up and let larger boats pass through the river.
It's no longer in use, but it is technically still functional and maintained as a historic
landmark that's over 100 years old. It has since been replaced by the Kinsey Street Road Bridge
that sits right next to it. It's important to note that the driving surface of the bridge
is not made of concrete or asphalt, but rather a steel grating to prevent the build-up of heavy
rain and snow. It's a genius feat of engineering. The water falls from the sky, but passes through
the holes in the bridge to the river below, and as a result, cars don't hydroplane and crash.
It's safer for everyone, but unfortunately, the holes in the bridge's surface was what
created the opportunity for the shi-day in Chicago's history. At approximately 118 p.m.,
Chicago's little lady is heading towards the bridge. Everybody was sitting on the deck in
plastic chairs, like deck chairs. Nobody was downstairs. Up above, passengers near the back
of the little lady see a large black bus begin traveling across the Kinsey Street Bridge.
It temporarily stops and blocks out the sun at the bow of the ferry. Everything seemed normal
until a cascade of liquid began spraying from what looks like the back of the bus.
To guests like McNeil, this was weird but likely harmless. I was confused about what it was. I
thought it was either a street sweeper or one of those trucks that you'll see with the big water
tanks, and they used them to water the flower beds and the flowers along Michigan Avenue. Whoa.
That was my initial thought. Suddenly the boat started traveling through what he called
the maid of the mist. One drop fell and then another until the boat was almost completely covered in
800 pounds for 80 to 100 gallons of fluid in just a few short seconds. Now the graphic that we've
created is exaggerating. It probably looked more like brownish yellow raindrops, not necessarily
large chunks of turds falling from the sky. And since there are no real photos or videos of the
incident, we don't actually know what it looked like. This all happened pretty quickly. It's like
And the car crash, things slow down, it's bewildering.
Your mind is trying to process what it's just seen.
The boat continued past the bridge, the bus disappeared south, and then there was like
an unmistakable snow.
The passengers began to look at the brown and yellow liquid that was covering their
body's head to toe.
Then it hits them.
The liquid that's been poured all over their faces, their clothes, getting in their eyes
and mouths and ears is literal liquid sh**.
Some begin to scream, some yell in a fit of rage, while others run blindly in random
directions before vomiting all over the upper and lower decks.
One woman tries to console her baby as the sewage continues to cling and dry all over
them, while the elderly and handicapped panic as they are unable to move away from their
chairs, caked in cursed sludge from the mysterious bus.
The ferry's 120 passengers are trapped on an island completely covered in human waste
and there's nowhere to go.
Up on the bridge, the brown and yellow liquid is so thick that some remains on the steel
grating to get picked up by rolling tires.
Lynn LaPlante, who was driving on the bridge, describes it as an inescapable nightmare.
She began vomiting outside of the car window and swerving violently as she was driving.
She later described it as a new form of hell.
Making matters worse, Lynn was pregnant and eternally nauseous.
All of a sudden, it was like driving into a brick wall of smell.
I don't know how else to put it.
We didn't see anything visually, but when we got out of the car, it was all along the
side of our car.
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of the boat to get it back up and running.
And you would think they would maybe shut down
the ferry for the day, but no, they just cleaned up the boat
and did another service at three o'clock.
I can only imagine they thought,
ah, we'll give them a refund, they'll go take a shower,
we'll be up and running for the next service,
and nobody will ever think about this again.
And unfortunately for them, this was already developing
into a national news story.
It was like a downpour.
Captain Sonia Lund saw it, but passenger Mike Scarpelli
was one of the people drenched in the deluge.
There were some older people on there that had limited mobility.
They were doused from head to toe.
Their hair was soaking wet, literally covered in urine and feces.
There was a pregnant lady that could barely contain herself.
The crew knew exactly what to do when they were alerted.
They came back to the dock.
The passengers, Bob Agra met them at the dock.
The passengers disembarked.
We gave them refunds.
But Scarpelli doesn't remember it that way.
He says initially the tour guide gave them the option of turning around.
And when Dum found it, he told the guy to also call police.
Scarpelli says the guy replied, we're working on it.
No authorities ever got on a boat.
There were no police present.
Whether or not they came after the fact, I don't know.
The interviews after the incident sparked two different reactions.
Serious outrage and contagious laughter.
Because after all, poop is kind of funny.
Five of the victims actually went to Northern Memorial Hospital for tests due to likely
pre-existing conditions and the taste of black water still in their mouths.
Closure to this volume of sewage can cause gastroenteritis, respiratory infections, skin
infections, eye, ear and sinus infections.
You could get hepatitis A, UTIs or even get parasites.
An anonymous physician at the hospital even pointed it out that this was enough to shock
experienced healthcare professionals.
Working in the hospital care setting, when something strange or scary or gross or concerning
happens, that's where you go.
In general, we're used to it.
We're kind of jaded.
We're not very impressed with scenarios that would gross a lay person out.
But this one was… people were talking about it for a long time afterward in the department.
Luckily, nobody would end up getting sick or suffering any long-term illnesses, as far
as we know.
But the city of Chicago had to find the suspect as soon as possible to avoid that bad press.
There were so many questions.
Why would someone do this?
Was it deliberate or accidental?
How did the driver manage to dump waste in a way that would scatter over an entire ferry
and over 100 people.
Most important, who the hell was in that bus?
Chicago police had never conducted an investigation quite like this, but luckily they would discover
a few key pieces of evidence that would eventually reveal the man who dumped 800 pounds of liquid
turd.
The Poopgate investigation had officially started.
The Illinois Attorney General, Lisa Madigan, was out for blood to see what environmental
laws had been violated.
The first key piece of evidence was the discovery of the make and model of the vehicle, a modified
2003 Monaco Royale coach. The bus was more like a mansion on wheels, a luxury class 8 diesel pusher
at 45 feet in length. It had its own large shower, master bedroom, and tile floors. These buses
usually have 52-100 gallon waste tanks, meaning it was more than capable of holding a massive amount
of poop. But this is where it gets very interesting. According to McNeil, I happened to meet a guy who
had one, a luxury coach. He bought this tour bus that happened to be Bob Seager's at one time,
And so I was like, hey, these buses, can you remotely dump the toilets?
And he said, absolutely.
He showed me all about how you can do it from the driver's seat.
So the technology exists to dump the toilets from the road, from behind the wheel under power.
And it's existed for a long time.
But it's still unclear if the driver was able to do this with just the press of a button.
It's likely that in order for the driver to successfully dump out the waste from this Monaco Royale,
he would have had to park, exit the vehicle, and run around to the two valves present near the back of the bus.
One valve was for the gray water that comes from sinks and showers,
and the other valve was for black water packed with weapons-grade feces and fermented urine.
The Royale had a state-of-the-art SaniCon waste system,
which could help liquefy solids and allow dumping with ease.
All he had to do was flip the pump switch while the black water valve was pulled open,
and the sewage would cascade down as the driver ran back to his seat
and continued driving across the Kinsey Street Bridge.
Unfortunately for the suspect,
Law enforcement found their second piece of evidence from a surveillance photo that was able to confirm the Monaco Royale,
which crossed the Kinsey Street Bridge at the same time the passengers were soaked.
But the third key piece of evidence was a paper given to the authorities at the very start of their investigation.
It was provided by one of the passengers at the back of the boat,
who managed to write down both the state and license plate number as the sludge rained down on it.
Police were shocked when they tracked the plate and discovered that the 2003
Monaco Royale belonged to a luxury tour bus for the Dave Matthews band and just
like that they found their first suspect DMB bus driver Jerry Fitzpatrick.
I hear that you were the driver on that the bus in Chicago that dumped its human waste.
You know there was an incident of that happening and I was in Chicago when that
happened but it was not me. I had nothing to do with it at all. I was accused of it
It was your bus, right?
Because I'm driving a bus.
I was accused of it.
Why?
Oh!
It was you.
But it was not me.
I had nothing to do with it at all.
I was accused of it.
It was your bus, right?
Because I'm driving a bus.
I was accused.
Is it because it's your bus and you respond with,
I was driving a bus?
These are two, I'm confused.
And I just say that I didn't do that.
According to the Chicago Tribune, Fitzpatrick
Confirmed he was in Chicago with Matthews whose band played the second of two shows at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin later that night
But the driver said he was parked in front of the Peninsula Hotel when the waist rained down from the bridge several blocks away
Fitzpatrick told the press there is no way it could be responsible for that
I haven't emptied the tank for days. Besides, we are very cautious about how we do that sort of thing
They also felt the need to clarify to the press this band is very environmentally conscious
And to further clear his name, Jerry actually pushed a police sergeant named Paul Gardner
to inspect the bus.
He even gave Sergeant Gardner his phone to tell a reporter that his tank was almost full.
However, the band had a total of five buses parked outside the Peninsula Hotel, and authorities
were unsure of which one was the dumper.
A band as popular as the Dave Matthews Band will tour with multiple buses.
One for the band members, maybe one for the crew, and two or three for equipment, all
traveling separately to keep everything running on time. The band was leaving the Alpine Valley
Music Theater, which is two hours north of Chicago. Now, according to RVDumpSites.net,
there are a few different places the band could have stopped to discard the waste from the bus.
Then again, this happened over 20 years ago, so we don't know if any of these
current locations were available back then. We do know that money was definitely not the problem,
because even back then it only cost about $10. Yeah, but that only makes any anyway.
Like, Lutus is malicious. Like, buddy, they gotta stop.
Two hour roads, there's no field. Like, I get it, you shouldn't drop there, but
there's no place that is gonna dog shit that's still illegal.
They're gonna show that that isn't a fucking bridge with a boat under.
First to empty the tank. Upon further investigation, authorities managed to confirm the exact bus that did the dumping.
One of the passengers was the band's violinist, Boyd Tinsley, and the driver was Stefan Wohl,
which raised another question that we would never get an answer to.
How could the tank possibly have 800 pounds of waste in it?
The tour started in June.
The average person produces less than one pound of waste per day.
Since the bus was only occupied by two people,
two months of use would still only be about 120 pounds in most extreme cases.
Since the band had five different buses and gave says this particular bus was not the one he was on,
how was that tank full?
They were either letting a lot of people go to the bathroom on this specific bus during
tour stops, or that thing was backed up from previous tours months or even years ago.
But getting information out of this band wouldn't be easy.
They knew discussing the matter publicly would result in a PR nightmare,
and telling the truth would make them guilty.
The band spokesperson John Vlatan said,
And our driver has stated that he was not involved in this incident.
We reserve judgment on anyone until we have seen the evidence.
We have been and will continue to be cooperative in this investigation.
However, once the two-week investigation had ended, the Illinois Attorney General's office
filed a lawsuit against them.
The suit accused the band and driver of violating state environmental and nuisance laws, seeking
$70,000 in fines and an evaluation of the band's waste disposal practices.
No, no, no. Chat. That, that, they, no. Why wouldn't they lump in the people with this?
Um, and they're, they're all victims of this. Like, every person is a victim of that incident
or crime.
And after confirming the surveillance footage, the attorney general told the press, I had
the authority to enforce our state's Environmental Protection Act, and that's the main statute
that we used. Surely it was account of water pollution. Surely there was account for discharging
a contaminant into a waterway without a permit, and I think we may have also charged public
nuisance. It's a pretty broad statute, but those are the three things that we were able
to bring. As soon as the video came out, any attempts to deny that evaporated. Chicago's
Mayor Daley also made a statement, but it was a little tone deaf and strange. He called
the dumping absolutely unacceptable, but also said that the Dave Matthews Band was a very
good band. The band's silence was heavily criticized, and eventually they felt the pressure
It could be a civil suit.
It can absolutely be a criminal suit.
Like, brother, these people were assaulted in it.
Brother, they just intentionally dumped harmful material on their heads, 100 plus of them.
How is that not a assault for a criminal case, rather than civil?
It's not both.
They gave a public statement, but they were reluctant to outright admit guilt.
They did say that they care deeply about what happened and that they aren't attempting to
to avoid any responsibility they may have,
and also that they didn't want to offend anyone.
We have fully and voluntarily cooperated
with the Chicago authorities
since the moment we heard about the incident.
We provided photographs of any buses they requested,
and we offered to supply DNA evidence to determine
if one of our buses was the bus involved.
So were they trying to get poop samples?
Our driver was the only person on the bus
during the period relevant to this matter,
and he has told us that he had nothing to do
with this incident.
We have not seen any of the other evidence in this case, and we have a few narrow but
critical questions related to what we have seen of the evidence in the media.
The statement was long, perfectly vague, but unfortunately, it didn't help their case.
Two months after the incident, the Dave Matthews Band realized the evidence was too strong
to avoid guilt any longer.
The band and their legal team agreed to pay $200,000 to a fund for environmental protection
and other supportive projects.
They also donated an additional $50,000 to the friends of the Chicago River, who partly
oversaw the ferry ride and another $50,000 to the Chicago Park District.
The group also agreed to keep records for the next five years detailing where and when
the waste tanks on its tour buses are emptied while in Illinois.
As for the driver, Stefan Wall, he pled guilty to the crime of dumping waste onto the public
and into the river.
It was the first time he admitted it publicly, and he was sentenced to 18 months of probation,
150 hours of community service, and received a $10,000 fine.
Many people believe this was a mere slap on the wrist.
The dumping...
Bro, it's not on the wrist. Buddy, Jack, why don't they have special laws where they calculate
just the amount of time they took for every employee to wash?
Ten employees at hours, right?
Ten, five, fifth at...
Bro.
Fifty hours, right there.
How many times, for people to change their clothes,
clothes that have to be thrown out, how much money did it cost, how much time,
put all those hours together, 100, bro, it's usually thousands of hours.
$10,000 fine. Many people believe this was a mere slap on the wrist. The dumping of sewage
could have seriously affected the health of the two pregnant women on the ferry,
as well as the young children and a baby, plus the wheelchair-bound people who couldn't escape
the fallout. All of the money the band paid out went straight to the government, and nothing
went to the actual victims. In fact, part of the agreement was that the band was allowed to avoid
admitting guilt in court. And I want a provision intended to make it more difficult for the tour
boat operator and at least one passenger on the ill-fated cruise to use the settlements in their
own lawsuits against the band. Like so many other things in life, ordinary people are the real victims
and the government gets a big payday. Now this didn't prevent some passengers from taking the
the band to court, a woman by the name of Nancy M. Toter filed a lawsuit for emotional
distress. She was celebrating her 46th birthday and she claimed the waist entered her eyes
and mouth and covered her hair, clothing, and belongings. As a result, she suffered
extreme nausea, vomiting, and related physical and emotional ailments and maladies and continues
to suffer severe emotional distress. But it's unclear if she was ever able to reach a settlement.
The only person who seems remotely apologetic from the band is Jerry Fitzpatrick, and he
didn't have anything to do with it. You know, it was a nasty mess. I couldn't
imagine being the victim. I couldn't imagine that. This driver didn't use his
head. He caused a lot of a lot of problems. You know, it's a matter of
stopping at a regular place, hooking your hose up and flipping that switch on
your dash to letting it go and letting it go in the proper place and he didn't do
that. In May of 2005, the Dave Matthews band attempted to prove they actually
care for the environment in one of the worst ways possible. Dave Matthews and
And Boyd Tinsley joined up with Ben and Jerry's to fight global warming, with the release
of an ice cream called Dave Matthews' Band Magic Brownies, and 2009 Dave Matthews himself
spoke about the incident on the Cara Caravu podcast.
He said, the bus driver lost his job and I didn't have my finger on the button.
But it was one of our buses, wasn't mine, but it was one of the buses in my employment.
And so I feel bad about it.
He added, it would be funnier if it were anyone else but me.
Over time, the more serious aspects of Poopgate have been largely forgotten, and today it's
laughed off as one big joke.
I think until maybe the day I die, I'll always be hesitant to walk under a bridge, or at
least travel under a bridge.
I definitely have a unique collection of clones and deodorants, and I always, I always have
with some baby wipes on me and lots of Purell, Purell, Purell.
Fake commemoration plaques have been zip tied to the bridge to facetiously honor its history.
The Chicago Hido actually threw a dance party to celebrate the 20th anniversary.
Even the Chicago Bulls organization has put in efforts to act like this incident was something
the city should pay its respects to. But the Dave Matthews band does not lean into the jokes.
They remain pretty silent about the situation to this day. After all these years,
we still don't really have a true motive as to why Stefan Wohl did this. It's hard to imagine it was a
pre-planned elaborate prank, but rather that he was just too lazy to empty the waste tank at a dump
site. If there's any lesson to be learned from Poop... Yeah, but dude, how long did they have the
waste for? Like, a couple more poops from the people in the thing wouldn't have explored the tank.
It's like, it's a problem that they can probably still post poem. Like,
Boopgate, it's that what's dramatic for us in the moment is almost always something we can laugh.
I disagree. I agree. I, the absolute case for something that involves
on Merchant's intent, it's not just dumping. This is
intentional infliction of harm and assault on people. That was, that it was timed.
Why would he park on the bus and then wait there? Why would he park on the bridge?
They like that was digital also this guy chat on this guy, but the interviews weird
So this guy
And I was in Chicago when that happened, but it was not me. I had nothing to do with it at all
I was accused of it. Actually it was your boss, right because i'm driving a bus
Yeah, I was accused of it and uh, I just say that I don't like the answer
According to the Chicago Tribune Fitzpatrick confirmed. Yeah, I know it's not not him
But I still like the answer
But
Yeah, I don't get it
Is it edited it? Oh is it?
58 months buggy
No, I'm not then did it am I then did it?
I just say that I didn't do that according to the Chicago nothing to do with it at all.
I was accused of it.
Actually, it was your bus, right?
Because I'm driving a bus, yeah, he says it was your bus, right?
Because I was driving a bus.
topics don't even overlap whatever I'm done with it
really was before all right what is the deal
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm...
Chad, this looks impressive, but if you were to want to code this easy, easy, it's not
fluid dynamics like this it's a static animation that plays from top to bottom
that goes to the lowest hole possible
it's not
guys I mean it's easy to code this I mean I'm sure if you've worked in this it's easy
to code that it's just this doors are a lot more impressive than this way more
president. Doors are like 60 times more
live than that. Come on, bro.
Remember a while ago?
Oh, shut up. I'm right.
I mean, you wanted me to try to bite that bosom and make their
own slop ass hero shooter and flooded the market with
garbage. That exact same phenomenon is happening right
now with human beings on TikTok. Every single day, there is a
new broccoli
the air prankster or three d printed looks max or that just spawns and
it's a following and then
snowballs from there
and today i just learned about a new one named hulu
who is a looks max or that is now facing fifteen counts of possession of
child pornography what was this all of which
he is publicly admitted to
they have
pretty much irrefutable evidence based on what's available and that's only what
publicly available not even everything they submit the police
And despite all of that, there are still oodles of people defending him, even though he has
publicly confirmed that the evidence is accurate about his purchasing and possession of child
sex abuse material.
There are still these revolting mosquitoes, these flies that are attaching themselves
to Hulu, or Hulu, it's probably not Hulu, the streaming service probably would have
ceased in the system if that was his name, Hulu, Hulu, whatever it is, they are still
still attaching themselves to his butthole to suck his farts and fight tooth and nail
for his honor, even though he has admitted to these unforgivable crimes.
That is, that's the state of things right now.
It's same.
I talked about this, how the dipshits for David movement is still defending him saying
he can frame, even though there is so much evidence publicly available and the case is
still ongoing and not looking good for a near still.
This evil alien technology, make your brain less.
Nothing can be saved by abstract.
But these people, they, it doesn't matter what the case is, they'll always be wrong.
It's like whatever.
Like just, just move on to them.
They're not, they're not rage-vaders.
They're genuinely brain-mets.
Like they don't, the thing doesn't function.
So to convince them, like you're, you're going to convince people of the opposite, like weird
skeptics by uniting them.
It's like, it's like a negative.
That David's innocent.
And now in this case, Zumu is a good guy and he deserves to be defended.
i'll start here before going over gd on's investigation of it he has been
arrested in here is all of the charges he is facing here
now based on some reports i saw this could carry up to twenty five years in
jail if he's found guilty on all of these but it also varies from the
different sources i read from
it's a long time in jail here
and the fact that they have these charges against him the possession of
this material
means that they probably have evidence of it outside of just jadeon's video
where he admits to it
well yeah i imagine they have something far more solid because they wouldn't
think about all of the other like
predator catchers where they do get the
pedophile to admit to things and that becomes inadmissible there's a lot of
times where i can't be used
so you don't see them ever get these kind of charges the fact that he has
fifteen counts of this
means that they probably do have
Very solid proof that he had this material.
This is just one of the telegram messages...
Uh...
Huh?
That he was talking to. Just one.
So, as you guys can see first, he messaged first.
He said, hi.
This is what the trader said.
CP, teams and all group links available.
Which package are you interested and what's your budget?
He said CP, $25 max.
So to give a check, okay, yeah, this will sound odd,
but like, why are they not like speaking in code
if that makes sense?
Like, well, I'm just saying, if you were running a service
where you sell drugs through fucking it.
What's happened?
Where'd you go?
Selling a big drug package of a fentanyl 20 MG
for you for crime purposes live.
What's your budget?
You said CP, $25 max.
So to give you a bit of context here,
I'm just going to use my.
His ex found out what he was purchasing,
the CP that he was purchasing.
And then Jadion found out about that
because of her blowing the whistle on it.
Then they teamed up as well as predator poachers.
They went to the police.
They submitted the evidence.
And then also publicly started to out some of the evidence
so that way people could see it and stay away from him.
And I've talked about this a lot.
i think when it comes to shit like this
putting it out in the public is extremely important making sure that it
doesn't compromise the authorities investigation on it
you thinking that these systems are and to end in prepid it
is genuinely a lot of all
there's no way you actually did that if you do i mean you're just so oblivious
also a lot of community so they can stay safe as well and i don't know if these
kind of fucking monsters
so i totally understand that approach
and what you're seeing there is some telegram messages
uh... jr on goes through a lot of them
this is him
trying to purchase cp for twenty five dollars
and that this became a name
in his community as well as like a couple other looks like there's made it
like a joke to try and
water it down and like sterilize it like also i think of a deal
haha
twenty five dollars for cheese pizza which they all keep calling it on
tick tock
so he even posted
like a five times five joke about it.
So his manager, who I will be outing later,
is purposely telling his client to make jokes about him
buying CP, CSAM.
That $25 he spent, he spent $25 to watch
and jack off to children's innocence being taken away.
And he knows he did that yet, he posted this meme.
evil shit man. This guy is purchasing videos of children being raped and then making a
meme out of it. And apparently at the direction of his manager. It's actual demon shit. He
said hi, they said hi, CP content available, and he says how much? More telegram. What?
He said hi, they said hi, CP content available,
and he says how much?
More telegram messages get posted
that show him cruising these telegrams
attempting to purchase CP.
So Hulo, I'm just gonna call Mason.
His real name's Mason.
I don't know how to fuck to say a stupid handle online.
So Mason was going around trying to purchase
all of these videos and did successfully buy them.
And was then confronted directly
where he just started singing.
He just started squealing and confirming all the evidence was true.
You guys can defend him all you want.
Why?
Why?
Why?
So the people in those messages are actually selling real material though?
Like I don't get it.
I thought people were exposing it would be a sting where like, like, wait, huh?
So are those guys self-reports?
Make all the memes and jokes and all that but keep in mind this man has a 10-year-old sister and
An infant sister as well
Sister as well and listen to what he in it way ten-year-old sister
And all that but keep in mind this man has a 10-year-old sister
and that infant sister as well.
And listen to what he admitted.
I'm glad that you saw.
A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
Good guess.
Okay.
So I'm just gonna answer straight up.
If you could straight up to that side,
I'm gonna just straight up to this too.
Did you masturbate in those videos and show them?
Or was your hand rubbing your penis
the time I was speaking?
It was just, I guess my hand was on my dick
the whole time, but he just smoked everything.
Okay, fine.
So, was the man going up and down on the case?
Yes.
Okay.
So...
What?
It's fair to say that's probably masturbating.
Yeah.
Okay.
I appreciate you being honest about that.
On camera openly admits to masturbating to videos of 12-year-olds being sexually abused
and Nehulo's innocent gang doesn't care.
He is then asked, again, if the allegations are true, and he confirms they are, that he
he downloaded those videos, he claims he deleted them. Also, it says he told the police. When
directly confronted, he openly admits to it. And it's all on camera. And now, he is being
charged with 15 counts of this. And still, people are defending him. In Jadion's own
chat there. You can see a lot of people saying he's not a bad guy, free him, it's not that
big a deal, that kind of thing. You can literally see it in Jedeon's own chat. And then on
TikTok, his community is standing beside him a hundred times.
Chad, Chad, low key jobs, I think that the looks maxing with the hammer, bone smashing.
I think they, I think they self inflict CTE. I think that the brain wobble of the bone.
I think that the brain starts to not function. I think these are the brainlets.
Like, as if it's some kind of mistake that he made that he'll learn from.
That's not a mistake.
That is pure evil.
He is buying videos of children being raped for his sexual pleasure.
He apparently tried to say that he was in a dark place when he was doing it, but now
he's a changed person, so people are like, oh, he deserves a second chance, no, we can't
let his life be ruined over this.
He was just in a bad spot.
Do you know how many people are in a bad spot that don't turn to paying money to watch videos
of children being raped so they can jack off to it?
That's not an excuse.
That's not a justification.
It is pure demonic evil shit and people are just giving him a pass and like fighting tooth
and nail for him.
They got their fucking shield up going to bat form like white knights to defend Hulo.
Even though he openly admits to it, he is being charged, they're pursuing 15-
Yeah, but now, that's the people that are defending this, though.
In counts of possession of the child sex abuse material, and still, people don't care.
They think that this isn't that big of a deal.
It's right.
Well, he was in a third place, so we can't be mad.
Oh, but the manager.
They're not even saying that he's innocent, that he didn't purchase these and watch-
All of the people that are around that are seeing this, though.
I mean, if you see it, I mean, the film, the report, a crime, I mean-
yell these
they're not even saying i was a half-assorting they are saying they don't
care
that he did
it's just on his man it is actually scary
because it's not a small amount of people it's not it is not a small number
people to see a little bit like these fringe outlier freaks that'll defend
anyone anything
here you can find
a ton of them
but go to any post that's talking about this
or go to any video or go to
some of the communities there's even some people like in the looks matching
community that are going to bat form you can find so many people defending him
it's it's just I just cannot wrap my head around how we even got to this point I
don't get it I don't get it there is just nothing that is just universally
condemned anymore there isn't even just objective evil like this bro what's
get typing like what it what what is this weird chat what is this guy typing
skip game game game what the actual fuck brother no longer gets a complete
condemnation from human beings sanity is just devolving it's it's scary it is
completely unhinged anyway I just wanted to yank about this I think it is a
great thing that he is being charged with all of this. He's a fucking disgusting monster.
Anyway, that's really about it. See ya.
Um, well that's fucking scary. Yep.
Yeah, it says, um...
I just wanted to breathe.
Yeah. Yeah. Weird. Weird.
Chat, I think the irony meme of saying Bay Zed, the things that are not Bay Zed, is
It can be funny, but it's not about the most fucking insanely egregious thing.
I'm not gonna be like the police of irony, but it doesn't have to be all say, oh yo,
I quit my job because I don't give a fuck.
Fuck everybody.
Okay, I'll say Bay Zed, that's just funny.
I don't mean it because I think you know all that, it's not Bay Zed, you're a loser.
But they can be funny.
does some insane shit he said basically I mean you're weird you know I mean like
you're fucking weird oh so somebody um like it's not based on it like if there's
anything about it I really graduated with my associates in computer information
systems can I get some glow time okay um
bell front maybe add one of those what is this
was that
that's a what is this box or block I know it's in there before
Hmm
Chat you better use it properly chat you better use it properly
Sandpaper alert
It's a term coined by the internet and tabloid newspapers after concerts are canceled due to low ticket sales
The main symptom represented by the little blue dots on ticket masters venue
also don't put in post. I can see those great has from here.
I don't think your hair is that was it wasn't my hair is the hair product.
Malone, the Pussycat Dolls and Megan Trainor all canceling concert dates as
speculation grows over week ticket sales. It comes as the average ticket price
in 2025 hit $135 and as you know skyrocketing during resale. So our
concert goers at their breaking point over prices. Let's bring in a
a contributor and host of the Decibel
to the podcast, Dave Brooks.
Dave, thanks so much for joining Top Story tonight.
So what do you think is this?
I mean, I know at some point there's going to be a reckoning
with Americans and the prices of their pain for live events.
Is it this or is it the acts not just trying enough fans?
Oh, it's a little of both, I think.
That, you know, there's obviously demand.
Is it really strong for some of these acts?
I mean, we'll get postponed.
I mean, just toward last year and just in stadiums, you know.
We definitely had enough demand to headline stagecoach festival last weekend, but you
know fans are necessarily buying tickets for this show with judge Jamele Jack is guys is
it completely fucked up the role is a little bit demand.
I also think it's ticket prices.
Those are very expensive and fans are spending money in other ways.
Yeah, we're seeing reseals climbed dramatically.
Do you think Americans are saying enough is enough even with the okay?
He didn't interview in the morning probably right and he got fucked up and you got so fucked. Oh, it's a condition
We sell markets
Yeah, I think I think
People have had major price fatigue prices have continued to climb you're over here. They finally flattened
from 2024 to 2025
Institution happens 2026, but yeah, people are tired of paying these absorbent prices for tickets
and they're choosing these other money out.
Post pandemic.
So if they're going to, to the point
that they're going to cancel the show
and why not put the tickets and then change the price
and do a wave of pricing that's better
and give partial refund to those who have tickets
so that the show goes on.
Right, we saw this resurgence
in people wanting to see live music.
I'd argue is also there with sports as well.
Sports is still one of the, you know,
only segments of television that is growing
and streaming as well.
Do you think the industry right now
is oversaturated with performances,
or are people just adding too many dates to their calendars?
There's just, I mean, you can say oversaturated,
there's a lot of stuff out there.
And like any marketplace, whether it's film or concerts,
some things are gonna fail,
some things are going to work.
There's plenty of things that are working right now,
but it's just once we kind of get these
high profile cancellations all kind of come together,
And then, you know, somebody that in the newspaper,
a couple of funny terms like blue dot fever,
it kind of sticks and it resonates with people, you know?
It's weird though, because there are other,
I don't know, live acts that seem to be doing well.
Like when you look at the sphere, it feels like any act that-
Who's Megan Traylor goes to the sphere does pretty well.
Yeah, absolutely.
No doubts about the play of the sphere pretty soon.
I think they're gonna do tremendous.
you know, we've seen data company play there,
eagles, YouTube, house, there's so many.
Wait, I heard about the opposite.
I heard they were having a hard time booking
at the price that they wanted it.
I heard it was the exact,
John Lee, I saw an article, and I saw a video
about a deep dive into the financials,
where they're having a hard time booking shit in there
because it just didn't make sense financially.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's because I've been in the sphere,
it's an incredible,
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Yes, it's rare that we get three chiefs in one room and today we have just that we had the police the Oakland police chief
The San Francisco police chief and then also the California highway patrol chief all of them said it was important to get together to
Emphasize how committed they are to shutting down these takeovers
new video released by Oakland police Monday showed dozens of people on ATVs and motorcycles
vehicles making their way onto the bay bridge. You can see the moment they
realized they're blocked in by police. Some try to run away on foot while
others speed off. We were aided by both San Francisco Police Department of
California Highway Patrol. We found a spot particularly at the bridge at the
right time when all of our coordination efforts were in place. 77 ATVs and
dirt bikes were confiscated. Nine people were arrested, including one who
jumped off the bay bridge into the water trying to get away. Monday's new
video shows police rescuing him from the water. Oakland police say the
number of arrests will go up if you made it away yesterday. Just expect to knock
at your door. Historically, side shows and takeovers are hard to stop because
participants often ride through multiple jurisdictions. But now police say
that's changed. Collaboration and seamless communication between open
of the CHP has resulted in
gating these jurisdictional gaps
that have been in obstacle years past.
We know these takeovers are a regional problem
and we will continue to work in close collaboration
with our friends and state partners.
During Monday's press conference,
police highlighted another sign of progress
in battling illegal side shows.
On Friday, Oakland police say they also arrested
two people who were promoting side shows.
Leading up to this, we did arrest.
Takeovers is brainless shit.
I mean, it is what it is.
Two promoters that were driving or at least trying
to organize another sideshow prior to this one.
So it's not just the individual operators,
it's also the organizers.
Ultimately, the priority is the safety of the public,
the participants, and the officers.
We're banding together, and we're
going to address this issue to help people accountable,
and badly. As for the confiscated vehicles,
police say they're estimated to be worth about $200,000.
The Oakland police chief said if it was up to him,
they would all be destroyed.
Live in San Francisco, Dryden-Quickly,
ABC 7, out of the news.
Destroyed it. Los Angeles.
What about giving them a, yo!
Where is that? Where is that?
It used to be one of the country's hubs
for human trafficking, and it's leading to blatant prostitution, even in some residential
neighborhoods. Homeowners in the Larchmont and Koreatown areas have been complaining
about an uptick of Johns on their streets and around their schools.
So what is the LAPD doing? Seven on your side, investigate, Scott.
It's just a matter of time.
Kevin Ozebeck joins us now live with more. Kevin.
Well, Mark and Michelle, you may remember earlier this year we took you here to what's
called the Figaroar Podar.
the four mile stretch in South LA.
This is what it is for prostitution
that is happening right out in the open.
But as we showed you, the LAPD is cracking down there.
Well, now it appears that's pushing some of that prostitution
to what's called the Western Corridor,
which is Western Avenue between Second and Melrose.
Taco Bell with sauce.
and Capri Sun Fruit Punch.
It's just after 4 a.m. on a Friday morning.
The western corridor is dark, but far from quiet.
It's time to go home. Didn't I tell you already?
LAPD senior lead officer Daniel Chavez
sometimes drives these streets before the crack of dawn.
His mission is to get these young women suspected
of soliciting sex to head home before sunrise.
This girl, this girl's got glowing fields here.
Hey, you gotta go home. I like to shoot, but you gotta go home.
And I get complaints constantly from my community
that they're seeing these women, you know,
gladly dressed out here when the kids are getting dropped off at school.
How long you been out here?
Uh, top of town, I've been living to get off Western Avenue
of the Sarchabas, Czech's car is part time.
I don't get it.
Side streets, customers often take them.
You'll start to see like the windows getting a little bit foggy and stuff.
And he keeps his eyes on their suspected pimps.
And so you can see, right, this is a coin laundry.
So this is where the pimps are hanging out.
These cars that are, you know, backed in, all blacked out, tinted,
they sit here all night and, you know,
You know, they wait for these girls to do their work.
Ladies, it's time to go home.
Let's go.
When you ask them to go home, do they get it?
Okay.
Is it not illegal?
Okay.
If a guy is here
selling drugs,
hold on.
You would pick him up.
If it's illegal, somebody's there
selling sex and it's illegal,
right?
He has no proof, okay?
If a guy sells drugs, has like a dead drop spot, oh yeah, spots, right?
Then they would do, they would find a way to get them.
Like they can operate the same.
They listen a lot of times, they do believe it or not.
But not all follow orders, some show no fear and argue back.
One young woman even walked right behind our interview with officer Cheneves.
I mean, man, I asked you to go home already.
Why are you still out here?
I was like, you told me your room was coming 45 minutes ago.
No, I wasn't out of the room.
That was you.
I've talked to you a few times already today.
It's time to go home.
How out in the open is this?
It's blatant.
It's like there's not a carer in the world.
She walked right by you.
Yeah, and she knows.
There's a police car here.
We're sitting here with the camera.
It was also blatant while we were out with the LAPDs.
Huh?
Uh, Bands was arresting it.
He hoped we're lowering it and then tentating it with the decision, um, profiling it.
The leader of, um, Trans-in-Bipak.
But there's not a legalized Trans-in-Bipak.
77th Division, as they look for underage prostitutes on the Figueroa corridor.
Hello? You've been here every time? Who that is?
Today, some fear must now be sinking in, as police continue their crackdown on Ellie's most infamous hub of prostitution.
As a result, I think we're seeing a lot more activity getting pushed down here north into our division and
Yes, I don't think that anybody is affected by
profiling wrongfully of
Self-prostitution like these laws defend nobody
Like I don't I don't think that they go on a normal little brightly lit straight on
guys run
in Glendale brand and
And we're...
So he's being profiled for being possible prostitution. No.
These laws were made to protect people from being profiled and whatever and I get it, but this is like obvious shit.
And we're seeing girls that we haven't seen before. We're seeing girls more frequently.
We have historically seen prostitution related...
It should be completely legal or completely illegal. There's no gray area here, okay?
And the idea that you think that arresting somebody who's
There's no proof for it. Oh, oh, there's something says what there's no what there's no proof
They do sting operations on who sell drugs all the time undercover shit. Oh, yeah, can you sell me some weed?
Oh, I get none you but
Maybe we go to the spot and in that drugs there and then you sell the drugs, okay?
then they could easily do something with it.
Yo, I'm trying to get it, I'm trying to get some top.
They'd be easy.
And then they'd go, okay, boom, arrested, done.
They could do the same.
Like, they could do the same.
Like, why is one treated like, eh, and then one, whoa.
Primes and human trafficking along Western border.
It's the same process.
I think what we're seeing now is the blatant prostitution
that is happening out there
the trafficking of young women. And that is much better than onto our smaller
streets. That's even pushed some homeowners here to place these signs
on their front yards. Warning, John's and the women they hire. They're being
recorded and the video will be handed over to officer Chavez. They want to
be able to walk their dog in the morning without seeing condoms without
seeing half naked women on the streets. The Western corridor sits inside
LAPD's Olympic Division, which is overseen by Captain Rachel Rock-Reeds.
One of the things I promised our neighborhoods and our community is we are going to make
sure our kids have a safe passage to school.
You got rent and bills to pay.
You know it's dangerous.
A safe passage, fuck off.
Yo, like buddy, tackle the fucking problem.
Don't make areas corridors.
This is the safe, no tits out corridors.
over here turn left right here make sure you don't look your left because if you
look left when you make that turn a holy shit like probably just type of the
god damn problem so that's officer Chavez his motivation for these super
early mornings he doesn't want kids seeing this before their first battle but
it's impossible for him to get every one of the dozens of women off Western
before daylight no it's now 6 30 in the morning the sun is out neighborhood
starting to come to life but still even in daylight these girls are still working these
corners they are still soliciting sex.
St. Brendan Elementary, LA UST's turn.
I mean, it's illegal.
If there's soliciting sex and it's illegal then it's sending us a soliciting to sell
drugs.
Come to life.
Take my five.
But still even in daylight these girls are still working these corners they are still
soliciting sex.
Brendan Elementary and L.A. U.S.T.'s Charles H. Kim Elementary are right off of Western
Avenue.
But it's just really uncomfortable and you have your kids asking like, ah.
Do you have the staffing to be able to overcome this problem?
I wish I had more officers.
But even an understaffed LAPD seems to now be making progress on this Western board or
two.
Homeowners tell us they're seeing less.
The difference is when they arrest them, they have the drugs on them.
Um, that's not true.
If I'm a drug seller, you think that I got the shit on me?
Well, some people, they do like dead drops.
They do, oh, the stuff is somewhere else.
Oh, you want to buy something cool?
Okay, then go there.
Like, a lot of these guys, they don't go around fucking jam-packed.
Oh yeah? You would like some drugs? Say Les Van.
BRRRRRRRRR!
FENT!
Uh uh, K2!
Weed!
Heron!
Take your pick!
Is it a fuckin' movie, bumfuck?
Like what the fuck are you talkin' bout?
John's parking overnight on their side streets.
Hey stop! What are you guys doin' on here?
Like Dune.
6, 7 months.
Alright, there's our boy.
Right on time.
K2, you know what K2 is? Ask them to google it.
I know two people that actually went Jailin Skitzo, it's sad to show you, I'm not kidding.
So, what do you think? They see us?
Uh, no, man. I think we're good.
That actually looks like you're gonna crawl up.
Maybe he goes back.
Just give him to me.
No.
What the hell is Jimmy?
He should have been here ten minutes ago.
You think Jimmy's actually for real?
the guy who wants to be in prison?
Not of the two I have, I don't know, man.
Tell us, that's supposed to be it.
There it is.
Look at this.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me see.
Who the hell is that?
Mr. Heisenberg, I presume?
I don't know.
Do we see the exchange?
No. No. Oh shit. Now he shows. Okay let's do this. No. No. Oh my god Jimmy's on the wrong
advanced crap we're screwed what are you doing I love that line
Maybe
Mr. Stuff me while we go shut up
Get out go stop them t.a. Is right there. They see me for screw get out
You should go.
Okay.
I thought that was you.
Oh, straighter.
How are you?
How are you doing?
Are you feeling okay?
Straighter.
I'm blocked.
We're working.
Okay?
She got these ideas out here.
Working.
Oh, you mean like DEA working?
Straighter.
Something's going down here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Something going down.
Come on, guy. Come on, guy. Out the bitch.
Waltz! Waltz! Waltz!
Waltz, you're not moving your ass now, Waltz!
Okay, listen, I'll just go and leave you alone.
We're gonna have to take back up.
All right, forward, is that it?
I'll be out of the way of this.
I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry.
I'll leave you alone.
We'll talk later, Captain!
Where'd he go? Where the hell did he go?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Got him.
Looks like it's going down.
Okay.
You can't lie to me, right?
Glasses.
There you go.
What is that one?
One more cup.
One more cup.
We need an undercover cop to sky-
Guys, there's a prostitute.
So we can arrest any citizens looking for cheap thrills.
Hey, baby, you're looking for a party?
No one can finish me, Craig.
How much are you charging?
Twenty for oil, fifty for half and half.
Ain't no little cost to you, extra.
Uh, get in.
What's a half-puffin'?
Right here's good, sexy.
Now, if you wouldn't mind handing over the $20 for oral sex.
Oh, okay.
Alright, buddy.
Go ahead and unbutton your pants.
Yo, yo, yo!
Alright, here we go.
Oh, oh yeah.
Oh man, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, sorry I was so quick.
Oh, that's alright, nothing wrong with the Frees!
You're busted, buddy! I'm a cat!
Wait, could you have done this without sucking dick-dol?
We need-
Oh, I am.
Could you have- chat.
Could you not arrest him without sucking his dick-dol?
Wait, no.
Wait.
Oh, that's a joke.
Oh, that's good.
What you want?
I got ketamine, meth, MDMA,
Adderall, brummo dragonfly, heroin,
coke, crack, codeine, oxy, purse,
vikes, PCP, LSD, delotted, masculine,
mushrooms, bath salts, cortisol, toadal.
I got Molly, I got her sister Sandra,
I got big Frank, I got birth control, I got plant B,
I got that morphine from China.
They took off the market, shit to make your dick hard.
Oh!
To make your dick soft, shit'll find your dick.
That shit there's from Kenya.
It's supposed to be a scurvy cure, silver back gorillas,
but for humans, it just makes them violently masturbate.
Did I say crack?
Scurvy?
You should have cracked what he did.
I got Somali pro for an aspirin.
I got Flintstone gummies if you want.
You seem good at your job.
We don't need any of that.
No, no.
We're just gonna take some low level late 80s dirt pot.
You know, the kind with seeds in it that you separate on a frisbee.
Something you smoke at like a bangles concert.
I didn't drive my ass across town and sell some mom some fucking dirt, Pop.
Y'all gonna buy some Cloud 10.
I'm sorry, man, this is just new to the gang, lady.
Come on, this is Cloud 10. This is the Shizite.
This is, like, 70% Molly, 20% Adderall, and it's, like, 10% fun.
You know what? You seem like a pro, so we'll just take a little...
...a weed and just a... just a skosh of Cloud 10.
Are there hazelnuts in that?
I'll take the stuff for the dick.
I got you.
I'll take this.
Y'all mind if I hang out a bit?
Uh, nah.
Please, please, please, don't.
Stay.
Stay.
Stay.
Yes.
I didn't see you.
I didn't see you.
You got me.
Um, anyway.
Wait, we can bite right now.
Watch right now.
No, I won't do it.
Okay, we can do all the rags.
So, it's a little bit like a...
Um...
Went to my dad's house for his birthday and he was watching his mongo's political YouTube videos on the television at 55 years old.
I don't think he even knows what twitch is.
Yo, that's the W.
Yeah.
You looking for wheat?
Depends. You got good shit?
Put it this way, I sell him his shit.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Cool.
You do an ounce?
I'm gonna go sweat.
Three bills.
Three hundred.
I like it.
You get a better price when you come direct to the distributor.
I guess so.
Three hundred, I fucked up, no?
Yeah, so she'll go, she'll go, I ain't got a job here.
I know you got nothing to dig in the creek.
Yeah, so what?
What?
Can I get the shit? What shit?
Skating $300 for some weed. I didn't even think I'd ever seen this motherfucker before. I ain't seen shit
Get the fuck out of here
All right, all right, okay
Holy John a hell so copper
What are you doing?
I'm just gonna go meet you.
I'm gonna hang out with you.
I'm not gonna hang out with you.
I'm not gonna hang out with you.
Yo, yo, hold up.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Ah!
Come on!
Everybody go!
We're gonna hang out!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
What a bunch of assholes.
What the fuck was that?
Who's that? Are you crazy?
It's cool, bro. I have a Class 3 firearms license.
Come on, get in.
So, Chad, is this...
No, no, no. This movie's like a half comedy.
They should give...
They should give them the confidence they need.
It's weird.
They can do more than the same age, but I always...
See, the movie's like a half comedy.
It's not a comedy comedy.
It's a good movie.
Like, he can... He can do both.
Like, I think this...
Chad, how does this not give them confidence?
That he can do both.
I mean, he was good at his role.
I mean...
I think it's a good movie.
Come on, bro.
Do you know what I mean?
I enjoy it.
Okay, I'll do a little bit of runs, but if I'm bad today,
Because I guess I'm not certain to like that.
If I'm washed, I'm leaving it for more.
I think I leave if I want to.
Let's see it all again.
Vanguard is one that has been crashing
and it's so bad that it prevents deadlock
from opening after crashing.
And it causes problems with my DECOM and my kernel,
My kernel, like my computer, my computer's foundational blocks don't function when this
piece of shit is on my computer, genuinely.
Guys, guys, if your computer's been crashing, if your computer's been bugging you, you're
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There's something wrong with my PC or my keyboard, it's one of the other, like it's not me.
Jack, you can really steer the cheap rest of four, but it never goes to fucking...
It doesn't go to plank. It's not plank.
I don't know what to do.
Why is it so slow?
What am I doing wrong?
Why is it so fucking slow?
I don't care if it's moving to the portal, but if I can't do this to me, I mean I can't
I-I-I-I can't believe it!
Jack, why is it fucking slow?
Again, again, the problem with this is that, okay, this is very problem for ghost bucketing.
My strat is already bad for ghost bucketing, that's even the worst for ghost bucketing.
Like, like, you know, like, this is ghost bucket fucking absolute, there's no way.
Gravel? Door door? Wait.
Oh! Gravel! Door door door!
Door, door, door, gravel.
Huh?
Door, gravel, door, door, gravel.
Break, take, drop, break, I...
Door, no, I'm not doing it.
He breaks again, he doors, breaks again.
No, just fucking no, just no.
It's not a good start.
game this guy takes the lava planks up doors up places breaks at the same time
come on bro, come on bro, I'm not doing this
you hold right click
but you have to change blocks while you're doing it, you know?
I'm not doing it
No, don't worry.
No, don't worry.
No, don't worry.
No, don't worry.
36 months aware, back to paceman ex-QCL.
Okay, uh, and save on us.
Okay, hold on.
Okay.
Grable! Door, door, door, Grable!
Take, take, take, door, drop, take, take, no, drop, no, break, break, break, break,
Oh! Oh! Break left lava! Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Bangs here, right?
You guys know?
Huh?
Again, again, again.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, okay.
bang, bang, okay, bing, bong, bang, bang.
Bong.
Then it's, guys, it's the lava under the one over there.
So it would be bang, bang.
Bang.
BANG!
Oh!
It's actually
Break take again
Break take again up under take above under
Yo, what is he doing? I can't fucking see, dude.
way off the side? That one's too fast, chat. That one's too fast. Like, I don't think I
can do this on it. Oh no, there's a door. No, no, no, I'm done. If there's a door, the
The water is slow, I'm just being dumb.
Okay, I can do this one.
I'm not doing it.
Fuck, I'm not doing it.
I'm doing it, hold on.
Gravel? Gravel.
Bang?
Bang, okay.
Okay
Re-dorm it's it's
it's
No, no, it's one of those it's one of those whole back licks for install lava that fucks back. I hate
It's a rhythm. I hate doing rhythm blocks. I think it's shit
It's it's it's it's
Hold on
Is it the wrong block in there?
Two on.
What?
side of magma. Hold on, what do you mean by that? Here? Here? Here. In front. Here.
I get up. I'm not one of this. Breakwood. Oh, what?
Okay, okay, okay, I did that earlier. It's just this.
Okay.
I
I'm not aiming at the water. I'm not aiming at the fucking water, man.
I'm not aiming at the fucking water, motherfucker.
like this on the inside
I mean, the reality is that you can never not hide being a fucking super-glazer, nine
Nine seconds is unfathomable, but I have to be honest with you, I have to be honest with you.
Even for World Record, nine seconds would not even be calling it fathomable. You're just fucking stupid.
Buddy, buddy, you're adding a fucking spermic overdose.
Buddy, your brain is on sperm, so you're swallowing so much, you need to stop it.
I don't care, I don't care.
I don't care, I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't know why I'm not allowed to have radians like them.
I'm going to see if there's any...
Hello?
Yeah, this is what happens if it has a key.
Hello? Yeah, this is whatever it is. It has like an input problem though. Okay, it's...
I think it's sticky.
It's buggy, I think it's something that is bugging.
The vendor is fine actually.
I think this is the second as far as I can see there's both of them.
Nothing.
Next, next one is either.
It's not Portable, it's just a little bit of it.
Bad seats today, huh? Just can't get in like it's raining on them
We're looking at you're looking at the scanner for PT
What was that
Well both of them
Ah, that was close.
Nope.
Ah.
What is that?
I don't think they can be here, can they?
No, let's kill them.
Kill the beings, no.
Bro, can we get a BT?
Yo!
Yo, can we get a fucking BT?
Where's the BT?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, pause, pause, hold on.
What? Why did the sword go to my night slot? Is that...
Check!
Farewell.
Hold on.
What?
Brother, this is scary.
Chat.
Okay, length of clip.
Chat.
Okay, link the clip, chat.
I think the computer's haunted.
Yeah, guys, I think somebody is on my PC.
Hero Brian C. D. Gloft.
No, no, I didn't offend it, did I?
They would have to be XFXF.
Guys, the only way to make this happen is this.
Would be one XFXF.
Watch this, buddy.
See that?
No, it was already nice lot. I'm fucking done.
Okay, okay, schedule, schedule, schedule, schedule, schedule, schedule, schedule, schedule, schedule.
Now it's scary though.
Now it's scary. I thought something was wrong with PC.
It's here of our man, Chie.
Next, this is the best scene in action at all, oh.
Very rare.
Still in Valorville.
Yo!
yo fantastic one one like five thousand it a forest look at the biomes is
forest and it's under a bunch of a bunch of grass you know how bad it is that's
very rare that's very rare it has two errors and it's it's still locked in the
The game isn't supposed to do that.
There's just so many numbers today.
There's nothing here.
I don't know why I like this city.
Okay, only good things, only good things, only good things.
There's a sample.
Deep water only.
Dark blue water or bust.
I don't know why I like this one, I'm just gonna film that.
I'm getting some feelings that I need to let go of.
Like some of these locks are really bad.
Oh.
It's a big spike though.
It would be visible, right?
Nah, it's fragmented.
chat see this this is a fragment now watch this
yeah
you see or not it's it's it's it's it's X law I mean it's the X law I mean you guys
I don't want to break them. I mean, I'm not coming. I don't want to break the law
No, I mean
So you have to follow the x-law
Well, no
Oh, that was very weak.
You know what?
Hey, what?
Am I washed?
I mean, I'm washed.
If it hits here, I'm locking up.
Okay
I'm playing
This is my right my like being off is very bad
Wait, that looks like a boat. Am I wrong?
Oh my god, I'm actually going crazy.
That!
Brother, does that not look like a boat?
Look at it!
Look!
Look!
It does though!
Look at it!
Yo! Yo!
I- I- I- Oh my god, oh my god.
The end is a real bubble, but it's sideways, we don't play those.
Not what I would have done.
It's just a big time loss.
Help and it's both.
That's always a time this is bad one a while I don't know why I did all that
Oh, we got extra kelp though. Hold on.
Pretty good.
Yes, it's now real kelp. It's like fake.
Oh, I'll just go by and assemble them.
I'm gonna stay around so I know where I'm going.
Materials.
Valid.
Valid.
I mean it's not horrible but it's not a great unit.
This is like the most far away so I was into like a three.
It's three, I forgot.
Let me add like two thirties, right?
It's not fantastic.
It's not fantastic.
Absolutely disgusting.
Is there a spike or not?
I'm just being a little bit done man.
I'll just try it.
of
I need to hold those WOW, WOW!
Well, I'm almost...
Nooo!
How much longer was that?
It's over, now you can do that in the hole.
It's over.
I hit him because I need to re-aggro, but that's all I know.
It was bad math, but everything, I mean...
Bro, this is one of those, this is one of those, uh, uh, uh, bashings. It's a catcher mix, like...
Brother...
Like, it's not that rare, but it's pretty rare.
Where it's infected by cancer. This is the cancer biome?
And...
Even though the game has rigid rules on how it generates the bastion,
it'll still generate a cancerous bastion. Like, look at this.
Like...
this is bad like like this should not happen
bro I have blocks I have tools the batch I had no food in large fee and
Please back to battle buddy buddy. I have nothing
That was really good game.
I know how bad it must have been to not be able to buy stages with money.
But it is what it is.
What? I don't know what I mean. It's what?
What the? You didn't say anything.
Shai is forcing him, they say he's, they, they, they, they'll try to finish right there.
They, they, they, you can check in the internet when they get fed up.
Like nobody knows.
Nobody's ever been there.
You will never be forced in it.
I know how bad it must have been
not being able to buy status with money
but it is what it is.
No.
Bro, that doesn't even make sense.
That doesn't
that doesn't even make sense.
What status?
What status?
Wait, everybody needs sticks, right?
I might have been brain dead.
But it looks too spiky, no?
Yeah, I don't think this is it.
I'm flying for mates.
is one of them. I think it's both. If it was there it'd be visible.
Wow, it actually was.
It's kind of funky though because they're just slunking and like it's now the numbers are just-
Nemulatrial port slant and vortex force in mulberry compass glacial sparrow ember
It's a coincidence that it actually ended up working out
Yeah, it's room portal I know but the the chip was still there though like it had all three components
It was just a weirdo
Should be visible as well it is visible
We'll have enough stuff.
of
What actually now, uh, yeah, that was done because we're back in some time in here, there's
little bit done but it's okay. I just thought if I get an entry before I go here, then it
is fine, I mean. So I don't really need that because generally I would be getting the I
I run it off from the mesh itself, so I'm going to get all these right here.
It is...
I don't know if it's a 5.0
Ah, I don't know
Or is it a 2.0
I was thinking just to watch you close. There was us against the world. You were the right one on my skin. Yeah, I was dying when you pulled me in. I was your lover and you were my girl. There was us against the world.
0 normal beatings, 0.
I
Definitely the game
He's called very the treasure
like the like the spike means buried treasure in the area of this life that's
I'm gonna get wooden trees like deep ocean trees only
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Force him needs a lot of lucky seeds. You only need to be lucky once
Joe true. Is that a narcos Mexico coach?
It is it is that it ashes hold the aura
I think I'm in hell.
It's far away. It's like, top of 16, and so...
Yeah, it's far away.
What's that?
Nah, impossible, isn't it?
Yeah, this is possible.
What's that?
Nah, impossible is it.
Yeah, this is possible.
No, what's that?
Nope.
Oh!
Um, is that a fragment it looks like?
Wait.
Yo, I might be fucking stupid.
Brother!
I expect for sobbing now.
Pay no problem bro, love the content.
You're welcome bro.
Am I bricked?
Shaft.
So far we've gotten 0, conventionally it is 0, 0.
And I've been getting good seats to like actual good choices. Yeah, that was not good, but normally actually is going
This one could be it
Sparrow, though
Sonken
I made this just bugged it
My computer is a bit of a rare virus, they're the choosers and genits batches, I mean, he's
right, I mean, he's right, he's right.
I mean, where is the BT? Where is the fucking BT, brother?
I
Stop posting on chat, right? It's way this white chat. Uh, do I for some one buddy?
How is that true?
When he would pause the game and quiz the chat explain that like like if I don't give you the chat is why lost yet
It's really the reason why you want it
explain it
I mean, where is this a fucking car boot like buddy
I
,
Oh yeah, I mean, and how's the Dr. Runs though?
Okay, and how's the Dr. Runs though?
Well, I mean, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
blazer buddy balance and suck it on it like he's like he's a fucking nine to
five job is this fucking do it buddy you're suckling on it
buddy oh my
It's fudging sunken.
I have to do the MBT, I mean I have win and got nothing, I even verified my failures
which are far more than I deserve everybody.
on all accounts forcing this have a better time ratio on beating your records you take three years
incorrect on all counts when it comes down to minutes spent per record just wrong just wrong
look at the document out there it's right there that shows amount of time spent in game
um for every trigger and it's just it's way less on each slather
hey genius he literally paused less than you and i know you know that you're such a master
debate rate this is me
it's not the kick or twitch hour is it it's not somebody has a no pad somebody
has an XL shape that with actual total hours in the game.
in game minutes or hours per record
I mean, why are you celebrating the amazing tool that is available to you to the game?
of
Nothing.
Like, like, like, imagine if I took more time.
Because all I did was village runs, and then I went to,
Well, I don't learn new threads from better players.
I only play...
Village!
Like...
Well, okay, well, I'm fucking stupid.
Like.
Like.
How is that a plus?
I mean.
What's the onion here?
One day X will retire, these streams will be gone, these are the good old days, enjoy
Avoid them while you can chat. Aware?
Okay, I feel bad now.
I'm sorry Zuma Juice, as the current juicer seems unable to adapt like his former superhuman.
So, holy shit, I didn't realize it was this bad.
Wait...
What? No, you're wrong.
We're too much force than that meme. Are you dumb?
I use the strats. I use the strats and that's me adapting.
I'll take those bombs.
Ummm...
Well, what are the drastic details though?
Like it... like, in I mean...
No forges, no BT, no luck, no luck, I mean what can you do then, this is just fucking annoying.
It's okay for it, it's not gonna be it.
another four year drought I mean I mean I had dream ones but like it was a
creature but it was a woman it was a woman creature so it I mean it counts
is that one of those like fish like fish like creature it's like a world
work of Naga. I mean, that's that's gonna what it was like a fish.
I don't have that spryznable
I mean, who are you to say it's not?
explain
wait
ummm
no, they didn't have it, they didn't have a fucking car, like what?
Wait, I already have a what-what?
I got you, Mr. XQC, the guy.
Is this the matter?
It's worth asking, Mr. 100 Millionaire.
I don't give a fuck, I trust you more than you do.
Anyway, LMP, how it is.
I know what that means.
Did you have a conversation with the Deep Endoliver before you went to bed that night by chance?
No, it wasn't actually not yet.
Well, no golem.
Chat Forest seeds rarely have golems.
I know that because they get lost.
Oh
Oh, oh
Like it was like a weird dream or like it this is like fish
Creature like it right, but it wasn't like weird or ugly. You know what I mean?
And I thought it was like a nightmare almost like, but it was like, like it's dancing forward.
But then it let me fight, you know what I mean?
And it's not like I can control the drain.
Like it just happened.
Is that me?
And those are rare.
I mean, Jack, how did that happen?
Like, not even once per year, you get those, let's be honest. Shit's rare.
Like, imagine if you could like...
19.6, yeah.
Like, eat like a food.
Like, oh, I'm gonna eat like seaweed.
And you get specific drinks. I mean, bro.
Add the munchin' on that shit. All day.
Thought of that.
Chat, people think that the fall of civilization is a polyneson because of the
birth rate and shit like that but they have no idea. Once somebody comes up with
the next fucker-chuan flanker, it is the final collapse of humankind.
And that is right on the corner.
I mean, my company, we're like a few months away.
Like, think about it.
We're developing the absolute fucking flanker of all time, you know what I mean?
It's a household device called the Bouncy or Bouncy for short, that's the nickname.
Yeah, how many would you buy it I'm out by all of them
You're an engine can you build them like fucking bio nickel right and epic interchangable parts
When you go to one of them, you know what I like about this one, but I just want about this one
And then you take the part out and you plug it into the other you know
The thing is though the difference between a clan to fucker and the billionaires negligible
However hard we work now is around that
What if you could trade with the other guy?
Like dude, I got this like really rare one.
Like dude, I got this like almost like an NFT like it.
Like downloadable file that will change.
You know what I mean?
And then you trade the file.
And it is like black markets of like underground
or rare ones that goes, yo, that's hard.
Jack, the possibilities are infinite.
The things that are, uh, these are, uh, missed.
Oh, I went up there and bugged in and out.
What am I?
Now I can literally rely on my skill, that I should do it.
It's not like I'm not scared of it.
I'm surprised that he took a picture of the map, okay.
I'm not scared of standing up for what I believe in either.
I think society is going into the direction that soon enough we won't be able to ignore
the flaws of human nature.
if that impacts or effects that are unforeseen.
I like like like mass hysteria.
Can I see it?
I might be a drama.
I am lowkey might be a drama.
your buns your buns I never met somebody who was actually smart
that said your buns
I'm sorry, but your buns.
As we want the most delicious and I like buddy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Like, buddy, I would contact Guinness World Records books, like you have some form of semen intake record, I mean, buddy, it's almost unhealthy.
Okay, I have done thousands of runs in my life, I have genuinely never seen that.
Fuck, so.
Check, what the fuck is that?
I know we are asking a lot, but please, give those who want to die some representation.
We just want to be left alone.
Oh, what is he talking about, I don't really understand it.
Multiple that say they want to be left alone, don't add one to be left alone, they just want attention.
And saying that they want to be left alone is a way to get there.
That's just what it is.
People that actually want to be left alone, are left alone.
Like, J.M.
I'm not sure what it is.
Now these villagers and these are really good.
Does it excite you sexually seeing all this water in Christian, the Minecraft realm?
That's better to be the... It's a beautiful shape, isn't it?
That's the book.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get a good one.
Random question!
Is every toilet paper brand, or do you want to buy it?
I do
Also now whatever is like quadruple ply like charm in or whatever I live in Elbrough
Are you coming on putting it this respect in nine seconds on me going to be a piece of
I'm good, just one.
There's all the components for a run.
Why would you want to do that course, you know what I mean?
I'm just gonna get him.
I'm just gonna get him.
I'm just gonna get him.
I don't think he would be here with it.
Nope.
What am I doing?
I mean, if he didn't have any materials.
I'm being injured.
I'd say false and you say
I mean bidet's best I mean
Civilization will look back at when we're in the future and go
Yo, hold on
People were people were glazing
Fucking bum ass paper and the glass over his fucking all looking young and healthy over a good experience
Like the mom, bro
That's crazy.
Lovely Wixens chat.
If there's no lava landing, I just skip the other Shada.
Like, I'm not gonna gamble on a lucky entry going downwards.
It's just not worth the time.
It's too big of a time loss.
It's just not worth it.
Religious is a slow meta.
Like, people don't want to give credit ever for anything, but you want to know a real truth.
The biggest advocate of Village Runs has always been me.
Even when the records, no one was in those anymore, it was clouding me.
I still said it.
Villages should be running.
Villages of the future.
I said it's over years and villages are still World Record containers.
Not we'll let it always like
Even a guy in chat this physics buster that always clowns on me this guy was looking funny deck in the days for the village runs
Nothing so that I can't travel
Well both I mean both I mean both like is their glitters
I'm going to prove it then. I mean, the votes are all there.
I mean, you look at, like, runs from the Texas days.
I can say I'm running villages. They're better.
Yeah, good see that we defy the daemon.
Mr. Doc how I see you are back to laughing minecraft speed running can't wait for another
three years stall until you get the record back.
That's gonna be a long, inaccurate use of garbage at a large when I started watching
free of sex cutesy and giant.
Back then, a virus by the name of COVID was making them rounds.
You were doing karate and just began emicing violence.
Five years passed, now, out of virus, and still, MC runs.
Thank you for streaming, boys and girls.
Firewater is easy for TTS to pronounce, but not to live through.
Thank you for streaming all this time. I actually love you for what you do, and enjoy your puttom days where I don't do anything else.
Very sweet, man.
What am I doing?
This fucking dick of the island.
still coming on man don't be that
awesome here awesome see here awesome actual game
and adjusts the screenless screen.
Ex-QC coping so hard right now.
Ha ha ha.
You will never be forcing a Minecraft...
Boy, you're W-locking on God.
Just relaxing for no reason on Capitol God.
Play over. I'll see you at that back door.
You head on to that tunnel.
Horsesn doesn't lock mighty craft speedruns, though.
Yo, what am I doing?
I'll do a fake L shape, okay?
Alright, see you around.
I can tell that you're going nuts, that's old Solada.
buddy
Um, no, nothing.
Wait, what is that thing?
I know it's not...
Full portal yet?
Not full portal, no.
Chat, do you know the... of the Minecraft paper?
I think that's like, um, open high hats.
Thought, I mean, think about it.
Like, you could use that for an open high hat.
Yeah, I used the wrong drums on purpose and actually made a cool noise in...
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Okay, three bad blocks.
Okay, good.
paper
I'm not gonna do like bad season. Nothing at 16. I'm never running under. I don't give a shit.
I don't care, I got all the components. It's in series at 16. I don't give a fuck. I'm not doing it.
It's too much. It's like, I have to play like a maniac. I can make a 16 that works. If you combine all those
time losses. It's more efficient to just play a better seed and more time to play the game.
While this is going straight, I mean straight flat like a slab.
I was wondering today, you know this new like virus thing, whatever, but I think it's probably
gonna end up being like an ending burger, right?
I still think they're irresponsible for how they handled it, but I'll tell you that.
How come some people, well, we'll do this to leave, like, is that how cruise works?
They just, oh, next stop, bullshit, and then people just leave, like, like, I don't get it.
Suicideline 50, I mean, definitely much like the 21st century, okay.
It's not that complicated at all, but what we know though is that kind of irresponsible.
I suppose they're experts and they know what they're doing but, I mean, I feel like maybe they already know exactly what it is and like there were some fights.
I'm going to enter possibly or I can see one.
I don't think I need that much water.
I'm gonna threaten boy tag you creeper.
Why don't they make you creepy?
It gives me the ability to not spread it.
works oh yeah I get to make sense because of the that's not when we play up
play game right it's too deadly it gets delivered fast and if all that he'll die
too fast they can't spread it
unless it sits dormant
I can't be going until I'm...
the fuck is this song man?
What the fuck is that, man?
That was a little too much shoo-key.
And sure, it's not even right here because it was a small village, you know what I mean?
Wait
Oh my god, brawl so slow!
Oh man!
Oh my god!
No, that was just a room portal.
I don't get it. Where did I get it at?
I think it's in my right.
I see it. Bridge. No, no, no. I mean, uh, I should do it.
I think it's completely cooked though.
Why is it both though?
What is both though?
What if your Summon always is?
Yeah, it won't be, but it might.
That's cool.
But when it is, then it'll be.
This will be ready for it.
Simple, I boat because I'm the goat.
I mean, it's not hard to understand, I don't think.
I think I'm going to show my run.
I'm going to go over.
And he's pulling carrots.
The
Darth Sneakers made a moor.
I
I don't know.
I mean at 32 is um, that's a problem.
That's a, that's a problem.
Oh, there's a big one.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Don't even realize that doing too much is worse than doing nothing at all.
I mean, you're doing too much.
I mean, for a lot of things.
That would go hard on Tumblr in 2010, the problem is that people are too combative.
Anything that they hear has to be combative.
Like we build up anything positive going on.
and it's positive it has to be
larp, bait
uh, engagement farming, bots
fake
like propaganda, like
there's a problem
let something just be
when it's just
where it just is
a lot of it is sure but knowledge
I
Don't even try on you today and it's like some some school or whatever man. Oh, that's cool like that's like a whole summer
I'm looking the comments
It's full of like it
Propaganda fake. They don't show you what they do. It was like bro
all you could just let it be for what it is and you just move on to life like
I love this trolling it like like I don't even bet the ador should be a treat
that's just trolling me cuz then then you get edge like earlier what they video
I bet it's a weirdo. Look Maxxer. I mean, the reason I can excuse his behavior is that all of you are just trolling. There's just bots in it.
Well, even if that were the case, it wouldn't be all of us.
Like, if it's a bad behavior, just say what it is.
It's more like the negative effects we're used to, but yeah.
I
Don't go feeding fucking good go to a red ball. I know where you're still chap buddy
What come in second shit like both buddy go stand your fence man, please
Like aren't you busy?
The view scum
I'm just in a business and you can't really get mad at me for that.
Over here while I'm debunking it and give it a chance to debunk it.
I always try to see the flip side of what something can be.
It's not that I don't believe in something is that to truly believe it that you have to really test it
I think we have courts and trials like because what if it's not
And then we owe it to the people to see if yes
I don't want to go on block running in it, I have to walk into it to try to block because
It is up ahead and forth.
Excuse me.
I mean I'm trying it it's I'm only one more
You know what though?
I'm not surprised at how decent I'm doing without that much practice and being kinda tired of
it, you know what I mean?
Like I do that every now and then I do all this stuff, like I thought it'd be worse, like
it's pretty fluid, it's pretty fluid.
Like I'm gliding to it, like the rust was left to me like in place.
I don't think that's true, but some guys said some guy to say what to do with IRL and stuff.
Do you think speed it has that for shoes?
No, no, no, I said I don't want that
Well, I know I mean better
I said I would send my dad
On a biking thing because you give me back to the old time and just give him a fucking Wi-Fi or a transmitter
to test the signal and see if it's like it would be stable the whole time.
What do I mean?
Irel with Mon and Mog, the ASU threat leader.
Yeah, I thought he was gonna move not past that name, no?
Well like a brainstormer and I was like I thought you're chat
I mean, I mean, of course there's a team to help with that, but I don't think that makes it bad. I just mean it
Like an idea can be pitched to me and if I don't see a vision for it then DG
I mean, I don't be able to make it a good stream
And I'm gonna have fun doing it. I didn't understand it
I was actually very disappointed in the hot tour location.
In recent times, people become temporary memes for a little bit of time, it happens rarely
But when it happens like somebody somebody I don't know what becomes of me like the azufrat leader like the Moggington guy or like
Do I mean?
and see
Will they survive past their peak at the beginning and see what they do. I mean like and of course
nobody really like
survived past their peak they can kind of
but even to survive is it's good enough like
Like, the Hot Toa Girl was genuinely kind of like maintaining a certain level of online
coverage and relevance.
Okay, hold on a minute, and then the scam or the whatever.
Like, I thought that would be interesting.
Like, out of all people that come out that peek online or become an overnight sensation
or whatever.
He probably did the best out of all of them, somehow.
The bar's low, you know what?
The bar is very low, okay?
Like, don't even, don't just my words in it.
The bar is always to the bottom.
But still, was very relevant to, like,
after all, after so much past repeating.
Like, and then she's like the biggest blunder.
And you know what I'm thinking?
The blunder is the scammer, it wasn't.
The blunder was not the scammer.
The blunder was going into hiding after the blunder.
A blunder is only a blunder if you decided that it isn't.
It's not always a blunder.
But really, when you do a mistake,
it's easy to say, yo, guys,
I'm getting canceled for this, I'm canceled.
But that has nothing to do with what you did.
That's something that you're doing. You're canceling yourself.
When you cease to try, when you cease to improve and get better, like, then you're canceled.
But that's something that you do. That's something that was done to you.
And then look at Yeh. Is Yeh canceled? No, really.
He's still trying.
When the dog didn't go to hiding, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the dog, I mean, the dog is locked
in on that.
Like, still trying to, but the dog, when it comes down to this shit, I mean, he survived
the full on cheating thing, like, and generally survived the last wave of the, I mean, it
skaters and these are things that were second things in that that usually
the internet doesn't really forgive you for it like too big it's too far gone
there still surviving still climbing that has a lot to do with what you do
like what me I I mean I don't like we know to go live I mean I told them that
they haven't like overall like like out I don't know if it's true or not or whatever
well I don't know like if there's any more or whatever but like just go live
like not not not gonna make money or to write the right but just to be human
We watched a video a long time ago about the nature of the underdoggin, good video, where
He chose the guy that's like being a wrestler, but he actually didn't do it.
Like the reality is that people think that you can speak PR and you need to do a press
statement and you need to get a dog and go to therapy and now people forget it for anything
but that's just incorrect like I don't give it the sciences on it I don't I don't give it
over the PR guys and the all wrong the all wrong like if you're a live streamer you can do that
people can't do normally and it's show a different side of you and show a lot of volume of it because
because you can be like, like, close the way.
You can do whatever you want.
And if you show your humanity, you can speak human.
And people are receptive to speaking human.
They understand it.
By seeing somebody do better,
and be kind of beyond reproach,
and just do their thing,
and kind of be unfazed, whatever, by so...
I mean, people will forgive almost anything.
like a tree out there like a tree out there what you're talking about being
didn't really I a trusted to just click don't either and if it's that's it
please that let's say it was that simple explain that it is just that simple
Like guys like this or that whatever and then people might get it, right?
But if you don't do that, it'll be everything it's not
Because it's gonna people are not gonna think it. Oh, it's just that simple people will say oh
Maybe it's this maybe it's that and that idea will become real
Because they choose for it to be real
because there's nothing out there's no opposition to that idea so what are the
people that imagine it becomes real
I just go on and say yo guys I mean yo that was it was that and that's bad
and they should be it but yeah it is that sometimes it's just not
I
Can't afford it. No, I mean
I think venom lords thing was it was big enough to be like multiple lawsuits and shit like that that mechanism that that's your G
But there that is like that
That is like the most deliberate I take from you as as they can be
That's like, that's one of the worst things that like
Me that's the worst I mean I don't
Not a lot things can filter that they don't say yo yo yo chat. Oh, man
Jack put the $1
Okay, just put $1 in the chat to throw it in
And maybe you win $3 and then I win your money over and over and over like
But you never had a chance
Like it's like okay, let me that's gonna fuck down
Like what?
Like what?
Like what?
What packs up where?
You didn't even stop until you fell off?
Because the guy is not human, it's deathable.
Like the guy shows absolutely zero humanity.
So how can people listen to humans when they get into the ticket?
Like, no, no.
I don't mean to, I'm not a giant stardom or or cook him, but people are very fortunate
in there and people will think the worst of you and that's the reality.
But at the end of the day, you're a streamer and people are receptive to you being human.
But the guy never shows a hint of that.
like come on man like you let the boat sink it because you weren't out of fucking
mana it's fucking insane buddy yeah like you didn't kill somebody in your life
but like you were just not out of mana it's not like it's not a fucking play
they're not crying are you stupid buddy you have a mana
I
Yeah
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
That's it.
And it's crazy but you know what?
This lion, I genuinely cannot talk to people that cheat it, but actually cheat it.
Like with friends on some content, like I feel like I'm cheating among myself. Come on bro.
Like, dude.
So I think cheating among yourself is like an imagine in it.
It's not what it is, it's what it means.
Like, it's what it means.
No, no, no, no.
Looking very cute tonight, Mr. X. Be sure to get your D4 sleep soon.
Oh, fuck you.
I'm literally the only Muggers ever.
One time, I by completely mistake, like, I really saw an emote.
And I know it sounds, my son would do you an emote.
Like, it's like, who cares? I can't feel the whole game towards.
Hold on.
it's just among us like I wouldn't I wouldn't be able to say oh yeah guys like
It's just fine, but it's not like like I fucked the game
I'm not gonna act like I didn't
So I'm as well just by the bones I guess I just give us fuck. I fucked it my bad. Let's go next
But to do it deliberately and to hide it it's a lot more about it
I mean you're just a fuckhead and you're just weird you're I mean you're weird
You're willing to lie that much for something so small. I mean you're a fucker
Why then what what happens when it's gonna matter like
Why ain't they gonna give me that you're gonna settle it, but you're gonna do this
I love what you did among us now, I have the news, I've been wanting-
And it was just among us. It was among us esports always remember that
I'm dead here
I mean it I mean
check it's not like I didn't try it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Tomorrow though is gonna go fucking hard.
No, no, no, no, I'm not in the,
just one lobby of Star Wars.
After that, I guess I'm gonna shelve it,
I'm shelving Star Wars for years.
One Star Wars lobby, and I'll call it.
Today I'm alone, so.
Won't lag and shit, yeah.
Chet, would it not eat you up to cheat in among us and lie to your friends and everybody
around you for years?
Like how could you sleep at night saying, I cheated among us?
Nobody knows, and it, like...
Huh?
The club...
Huh?
What is this skin?
So what is this for you? What is that?
Wait, the devs give me something?
Nah, I check.
Yeah, I think everybody has all the stuff unlocked.
Ah, Matt.
There's an image of it, well, I don't know, but they drain it, what's the time of the day?
Yeah, I'm on this legature.
I'm scared it's gonna crash because of that.
No?
Well, I'm on HDR.
Wait, I have to keep it on then.
because otherwise look at it it's hyperbite like it's just bugged it
I
Wait is it fixed
Who told me fucking bitch
Oh, we're about winners for sure.
But wait, we're the defenders!
Seven minutes.
7 minutes
enemy forces are attacking the target
What do you think GG?
Guys please!
Clanker!
Oh my god!
Clanker's with the back of him!
Clanker's with the back of him!
Blankers at the back this is this is fucked. This is so fucked
Oh, no
Good get him. No, no brother brother brother. Well, are we gonna lock in it? This is mean this is good
Yeah, the contact is fucking moron.
Yo, dickhead!
Dickhead!
Yeah, it's over.
Dude, the fucking spawn, man.
I
I could easily sell these like analyze fun
I can I can watch it team. I'm clutching team
It literally came down to the whole ring of flankers at the back end.
Like, even when we're spotting on the end, and I put the shield at the back end, and
people start spotting up, we win the game.
Like, I cannot defend it and kill the flankers, like I can't do both of them, like, I can't.
So the game will present its jotting, it's fine, it's whatever.
My nose alt-tab B. So, it's because I started with it on, it breaks my monitor or something.
I feel like the Assault Jet is not as fun as it is.
Also, I'm trying to get the SEC rapid fire.
So that's why I'm playing with the bad gun. I have to.
Play Naboo GA.
Yo, Jack, there's a guy called 4MXK.
What is that icon he's got?
He's got a, he's got a, he's like a wizard.
Yo.
What is that?
Here it comes, Jack.
War better get, war better get hand Tokyo Drift.
the lobby we're about to get them we're about to get all the bullshitters in the lobby
Secure those positions and get ready to hold back.
Jack, these soldiers are still don't lie. I need to take the shit off.
Oh, Jack, what the fuck is this?
Our forces are taking control of command post-Oriac.
Don't be addicted!
I think there's no way more blights here. Oh, I think it's the weather.
Yeah, don't work, you fucking dick. Yeah, classic. Classic, mama. Class. What a classic
it. Of course. And now, and now where's Tojo Drift? Where is he? Yep, yep, yep. Like,
like you cannot. Guys, guys, he's fucking, his, his injector kicked in, but it works
I don't even fucking try to speak when I'm on my own I'm put in a fucking game like it's crazy
There is there is there's no look at my sprainer
Oh come on guys shoot him.
I was actually doing so good there.
Oh my.
I want to use that point.
So I'll pull down.
I can heal you guys, I can heal you guys.
Yo, who's shooting me?
Seriously, though.
I'm trolling a little bit.
Wait, why are you here?
Okay, I would have had to heal by now if I just stayed alive on my first life and got a few kills.
It would have been GG.
Oh wow, he actually rocking it himself.
Yeah, plat him on.
Plat him on.
No, Liz!
Staying!
Oh man, how the fuck do you have that?
Wow, I'm missing like a few points for a hero, I'm not going to get it.
Oh wow.
I'm crooked, I'm crooked!
Is that a bot? Oh my god, I thought you- okay, well...
Anakin Skywalker?!
Let me play him, dude!
Let me play him!
What did she just, wait, wait, I'm going to get caught in another 4k.
Dude really?
Oh man, fuck it.
Oh, man. Fuck it. All right. Um, did he really steal my shit? Yo, he stole my shit this
Mother-sucker
Are you stupid?
I mean I don't give a shit
I thought
ZZ, I don't want to die, come on
I'm fucking rolling your trash, motherfucker!
Oh
Dude, I'm here, but oh
Oh my god, what a fucking rocket headshot
Oh my god, oh my god, hold on.
I have to reload it.
Ah, man.
Ranged as fuck.
I mean, that was cooking so hard.
Chow, why are these guys so cheap today?
Two hundred bucks for an iron force?
I hear center, I hear center!
Under!
Watch out!
I'm gonna hit the kill!
What are you trying to do?
Buddy, who are you?
I'm forced to the boss command post S.
It doesn't matter who you're dealing with.
Oh
Oh
Oh, no, be careful, this is so easy.
Let me play a hero, man.
I mean, that burns my heart.
The average was all locked.
I mean, that was all online.
Oh, really? That's the one.
We can do it again, Loki.
Wait, is that a hero here?
Thank you! Anakin!
Alright man, who's doing that dude?
Okay, to do that on this map, if you play Sniper, you're a fucking bitch.
I'm responding and I'm about to clap your cheeks, Ron, buddy.
I mean he's sniping so I mean he knows fucking bitch
You know?
Wait, what?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
There's not much to the map. Holy shit. Oh, that's pretty low on attack, but it's all good
I
Hate a fucking direction
I'm dead, I got hit by a direct as well, I'm so lame, I mean, I mean, seriously, I think
he's mad, like I gotta get a deal, buddy, you go over the directs, like, just, just,
okay, just respond, I mean, I get it, you're mad.
We've started to capture the objective.
Yeah, yeah, you can't aim sorry. I'm your dog shit
I'm here to go try it but your shit, so I mean don't try again
That is a counter. A melee direction from fucking, uh, that is a counter. That is a counter, that is a counter.
That counts. Yeah, that counts.
That was not a challenge because they had to connect and block them.
He's right.
So the way to do it here, basically, is by spamming the jet trooper
or getting an officer all the way into the shield.
It's only this is two ways to win if you're winning this lobby.
How many people are here checking you?
This goes up.
Yeah, this.
What is this guy doing?
What the?
It's so hard to push through this, it is so difficult.
I'm trying to wait for time and wait for like, you know what I mean?
Please don't, no, please!
I have to go officer and do the bullshit chat isn't there a way to go to the like the inner
layer and then you go to the shoulder here no yeah there's
I put my shield down, it didn't work then I'll get it
I'll try to do it. I'll tell you the way to carry this mode is go to the back and you give your teammates
It's the only way to do it.
Two heroes there.
Yo, you're not gonna get any spawn campers, what is he doing?
Yeah, his spawn campers are so bad.
go over here and your shoulder
come on
yes yes
teammates spawn on me
sorry I forgot I'm not that good
he's sniping so it means he's gonna stop me from doing it
Oh my god stop spawning at the back you're so stupid
What is he doing
Come on
Boom
I guess it's just lame man, like it's just lame man, is there any good clone can I
dude dude dude dude see this is why this game died a lot
time ago and it's alright see this guy look he has a hero and he's hindering us
this guy is handicapping us like it's just so stupid
I mean, he's not ready.
I mean, I was at my teammates won't push him, push him.
Hey, bro, I'm the guy that gives us spawns by putting out putting down beacons.
These guys don't fucking help me like what the fuck
Make it to the shoulder here, I mean it's the same thing
I mean, dude, these guys win trading it!
Had a combat, had a combat, and...
BLEEEZE!
Yeah, I mean, now snipers are going to have to end it because they see him on my screen and I keep it.
It doesn't end it. It happens doesn't end it.
Good for us, aren't there?
You know what though? Not bad at all. I mean, I hope we don't have opportunities for us then.
I mean, that's the objective. Like, that's how you win the game, huh? Like, now it'll go back to defense, or it'll go back to neutral.
Well, we're beginning to go back there, but we keep the progress, so why would I not hit the thing I didn't hit there?
I mean, the Chewbacca is living strong in the game, though. I mean, he's win-training, and he's... that's fucking obvious.
Oh
Watch out.
Capture, command post, crash underway.
That thing is actually hard to play. I mean, I'm not gonna cap it. It's generally hard to play.
of
of
the
fact that
No!
Dude, I was cooking them!
I think they're gonna get a good response for last.
He's still mad that I directed him earlier, and you should have annulated what I did there.
Buddy you are not him.
Buddy you are not him.
10
Want any good
Oh
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Yeah, the rolling flankers and doing like the backspunch it's crazy
Nice job
Monster Yoda is here to support us.
Follow me, follow me!
Fuck.
Oh my.
Now they have a boss, just join the enemy.
I mean, Brother Ben.
Jack, what the fuck is he doing?
One thing, hold the mask before he...
It's the man by the rocket.
He's still mad about the rocket.
I mean, you cannot make this suffer.
He makes our spawns worse.
I'm healing you, go!
Take all the res guy snapper, last six.
You need to take the lead!
Buddy, useless hero. Use...
Bro, you're draining. You're useless.
You're ass. You're shit. You're trash.
You're just like too much of a game in the fucking spawn.
Warpage.
What's my Q by the way?
Oh, it's a guy. It's like a knockup.
Yeah, we can't, we can't spot any heroes because our teammate is fucking brain dead.
I
Did you do you did you do you do you do you do you
What the hell?
Chrono is ticking, brothers. Renew the assault before it's too late.
I
Rockin, buddy
Still mad at the right row. How are you still about the rocket? But that was like an hour ago, but you're still mad about the rocket
I mean, I can't believe it
Okay, it's getting a little bit more tough. We're putting that in the edit.
Okay, hey. You're not going to get back here.
Alright, we have to go back to the offense again.
Unless... Unless!
Break it!
OT, OT right? We got OT.
I fucking spammed man, I fucking spammed!
Oh, I think I just got Archivor and I go to sea.
And then it's how you, like, be effective on this.
I
Know
Come on the client is taking more positions
Anakin!
Anakin!
Holy! Holy!
Holy Senev, I can't help it.
talk shit
hold up
teammate please man why is this your capping no no we're wrong here oh got it
yeah yeah you came over and it's crazy if you want to do the F thing that was
I
What a good shit fuck you no no no be na be na be na be
faces look scared before you must be doing just a ride good good stay focused
there's the chest nice right now director oh oh my god I can't oh my
you just stop just stop bro quit quit quit quit bro she's trying to hit it
over the director and he got a render like actually directed him just stop
hang on buddy you're finished you're finished
I'll do it.
I'm sending a ride.
You saying I'll do it?
Is there a bit?
Chell, why is my score so bad?
Wait.
Yeah, okay, I'm doing pretty bad actually.
Oh, wait, I forgot we have to board it.
Jack, the Chewbacca guy, like, he was giving us good response, like, decent spawns, but
he can be holding up forward without even having any chance of dying, no?
Now you can put it on the floor to line up, huh?
Second-year boots hit the deck. You can track down the stock and it will be everything you've got.
of
of
of
of
I
Wait
Am I dummy
Jeff I
Don't get it before first oh my god
Let's spot it.
Bang!
Not bad!
That's a... yo, that was good damage, no?
I guess the clang is allowed to send us a bigger one.
I think it's better to bomb them if I'm going to swim in the water.
I'm going to bomb them.
Chad, what's the name of the Chewbacca guy?
I rick's way he was kind of cooking though hold on
and crash chat to go see chat to much at the most of the ghetto chat be the
mall chair for the actual record like a record beat tomorrow is the day
okay good morning good night I'm out chat be happy be cool be nice and the
The Logitech, AC.
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you
you
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