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The pros on stage again when they have the collection something happens in the brain
They transform they they bang and they do it. We've done this
Cut jeans, I don't have that
And I'd
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Told you
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It's your actually your overwatch faker you go
True oh, yeah, we could look at this
That
Yeah, this is all right
I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I will provide you with your name. That's where
The first reason to talk to me
What the gimme doggie I look at it then I mean
Jack I
Think train maybe a life to me if if not maybe now
He says
He says
I
And I mean he didn't get it yet. He did not debunked me. Okay. Look
says it
My colleague right now they were banned to
Cloud xox cupcake. He's a hardware as a repeat defender, but check so
With the big band that after or before after
get him out get him out get him out get him out get out get the fuck out I
cannot believe it brother brother so traitors ban but he won't they add these
exchanges I make the post and they ban them after and they use the ban as yo
Oh, we beat the, we bend this guy because he's a rebender.
Cap.
Cap.
Or they bend at the same time.
This doesn't make sense.
Cap.
Cap.
If so, if so, he plays with a booster.
Okay.
Without knowing he's a booster.
I mean, dude, but I don't know what's the context.
Honestly, I'm being debunked at this point.
I mean, I guess I have to, yeah, but.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, give me...
Is he cheating?
Is he cheating?
Yo, yo.
Yo, what was that about?
Are you cheating?
Yeah, yeah, he just said no to him.
What? No, no, no, no, no, give me...
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
You see cheating
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
No chat. I guess my boy pixel here. That's that's it. What is that music raise that check?
It's a gorgeous. What is he doing? It's a cheat?
You can you can do that
I mean that's awful
Yeah, that's awful.
The boys creator, Eric, says fans are going to talk about filler episodes that such other
people are watching The Wong Show.
The only thing that happened in the last episodes, it will matter if you don't, what, yeah,
it makes sense.
I mean, I did feel like it was, they were making content, but I gotta give it a buck.
Don't shit.
True.
True.
True.
It's still pretty bad though.
yeah we all agree that that was a lot of it was like fly of fucking yes it like
fly from fucking bring it out like come on bro is one if you would mock ex QC
also welcome to the jungle
You know, if I'm in a pinch of the water, check it out, food at risk, I'm scandalous,
I ain't no one that I can-
But what is song though?
I can't-
It's been recorded it has to be check like no no
26 on my 30 you cover yes it's recorded it has to be
Well, that's how I hit the dull muck as you just fuck off
I'm seeing some blurry it got my bitch in a sub lard
You six minutes
That he money one thousand nine hundred and ninety three four Bronco
and
I hope you enjoy this one. First up, Drake.
Hey yo what up, it's your DJ Matt.
I mean, true. I mean, I guess.
Hey yo what up, it's your DJ Matt.
You're there for twice?
It's not like it is, it's written.
It's not like I guess, it's just a little bit of dumbass.
I mean not really I think come on bro so do you rap you must have flow
I could do more something something.
Are you nice?
Am I nice?
I'm probably better than you.
She made you better than me.
I just got more lyrical skills than you.
I'm laying in the sixth bed.
I thought that by now I would be dead.
The nurse is bringing me stuff.
I know she trying, but man,
I think soon I'm going to be dying.
I told you I was nice, so let's do a song or something.
Fuck outta here.
Man, I'm not gonna say no to a make-a-wish kid.
Oh shit.
I mean, if it was, no, it'd be like after he died or something.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
He said, what?
If you bust a flow or something.
I mean, if it was, no, it'd be like after he died or something.
So do you rap?
Do you bust a flow or something?
I bust a song or something.
Check.
Jealous is gonna be a skit
Raise me crazy, so I live by two words.
Fuck you, pay me.
Scream me.
Feeds and save me.
You know how to game me.
I can't let them change me.
This on judgment day, you gon' blame me.
Look, God, it's the same me.
Basically, no now.
We get racially profiled, cuffed up and holed up,
ifbed up and holed down.
Plus, I got a whole city to hold down.
From the bottom, so the top's gone, place to go now.
What?
I like it in the W.A.D.
It's like awesome thing, right?
Where everybody's like, everybody got it.
Everybody's like, cool, and then he just keeps going.
And he's into this whole vibe, whatever.
And he just keeps going.
And everybody's like, crickets.
But he just keeps going.
And I think it's so funny.
But I think it's cool, though, you know?
I think it's cool.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Alright, I'm gonna skip it.
Oh, part 5!
Oh my, part 5 just dropped!
25, wow.
Jack!
Orange is the new black, whack.
Present break, goat.
30 reasons why you can't see the light.
present break goat 30 reasons why you absolutely shit tier dog shit garbage
hold on oh but you tell me this seems I don't give a shit
actual rots that rotted America way past the point of nowhere trying hold on
actual fucking sigh up to change the mind dog shit that shit was my third
reason I came here?
Friends, whack, Outlander, whack, Riverdale?
That's pretty good.
Stair chance.
Peaky Blinders Hard Black Mirror Early Seasons Pretty Good Actually Kind of Impressive
Still Dogshit Kind of Impressive Dogshit Act Pretty Good
Money Heist Corny AF Corny Showcase Not Ever
If you have a few episodes, okay, cool, cool, end of first season, okay, I guess, then fuck
you.
I asked for refund for my time, I never got it yet, or I said it in the mail, I want
my time back, please, I beg, I beg, it's only a few hours, give my time, it's shite!
Are you my thrones?
You're my thrones is, um, great.
Great?
It's almost fantastic.
It's almost fantastic.
What I think is, I think that the people that like
Game of Thrones deserve less.
Less money at work, less covenants, less quality of life
because they're all a bunch of bitch-ass hoes.
And it pains me that they make new shows, but it actually makes me happy that the shows that they make now for these fans are shit.
Because they're slowly getting what they deserve. Dog shit. Because it's what they deserve. They're so annoying.
The fans they show are so fucking annoying.
Any new charges?
Ozark actually good at it, actually good at it.
I think he did a pretty good job at making it kind of believable a little bit, yeah,
they kind of stretch it a little bit because at one point his remix is anymore.
It's like, hey bro, come on bro, like, yo, this, this character, oh, this guy dropped
his calculator in the bin by accident to kill him, kill him.
Oh, this guy is doing this crazy shit with the money.
Some wild scheme.
No, we're gonna keep him alive.
We're gonna get, like, you know, I don't know.
I don't know how long can that really last, like,
in every season.
Like, come on, bro.
Life, really.
How long do you know?
How long is this like a video?
So if my games was good way back in days way back early chat early first second season pretty
fire at age falls off well they should just stop there come on bro
I have to lost a friend.
Chep, Chep, 13 reason why is, is that, guys,
I think it's socially damaging.
I think it shows, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,
it's a problem, I-
Damn it's that time of month where we check out
most popular TV shows in the last 15 years.
The act of validating people, that will blame somebody
for something that they self inflict is fucking god awful.
There's nothing good about it.
It damages this fabric of society.
It generally does.
Like, I don't mean this as a joke.
It's fucking awful.
You don't do that.
I'm not sure what the hell is going on here.
The bug is dead.
Personally, I don't know what the hell is pretty exciting about it.
Any meter anime...
Buddy, buddy.
Most anime are shit.
okay anime is good because they can extrapolate more extreme human emotions that cannot be portrayed
in a real acting nobody's gonna go in a fucking in a normal tv show like on hb on go it's time for
me to oh bro nobody's gonna fucking do that shit it's fucking it's corny it's stupid it it doesn't
sound or look good or awful but you can't do that in anime because they've made
that culture they've invented they've locked in. What? No one's calling me.
There comes a point where dark doesn't make sense anymore, okay, chat.
So what I'm going to say is that dark by the end, and I don't mean to do it to be rude,
is that a jelly doesn't make sense.
And I understand the plot, I get it.
By the end, there's 17 new characters per episode, and the one you see, oh by the way,
this guy, it's a new guy, get him out, get him out.
They never talk about it ever again.
Five new characters.
Here's John, Robert, Gustavo, and Phil.
Here's these guys.
Fuck them.
We'll never get to them again.
Next.
And it's like, dude, what the fuck?
Is this guy of the past, of the future, of the way past?
Some guys have five versions.
Like, see a guy?
They show five versions of the same guy.
And what?
Oh no!
Yo, XTC, how's it going, bro?
Good.
Bro, so I have a couple of questions for you.
What does that mean?
You live in Miami, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so me, Ron and Marlin are going to the World Cup quarter finals game in Miami.
and we already booked a suite, but the price of it is $187,000 and we're
splitting it between us three and if you wanted it to be the fourth, you could
feel free to tag along. It would just be about $47,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah,
Yeah, yeah, but are like is that is that split even?
Yeah, so I, I, yeah.
So how many streamers have decided that they want to go?
We're just going to split it among that
because it's a 15 person suite.
So if you want to go, you could bring cameraman, whatever.
But yeah, bro, the invite is extending.
Wait, and if we can get a streamer or whatever, what?
We have full streaming permissions 100% what and what does that it like what is that kind of do though like the shirt like
You can you see the sweet and your reaction or you can you look at the game a little better? What?
So I'm pretty sure you could like don't quote me on this
I'm pretty sure you could like flash to the field occasionally
You could definitely show the crowds the referees and stuff like that the environment the stadium
Everything that's happening in your suite your reactions to the game live
But I think if you showed the game for more than like 10 seconds people's gonna send the laser beam to your house
Yeah, all right, so like like
Let me get this what is the um like like like how'd you get this to the name?
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I'll do it. I mean, you know, I mean, oh
I already purchased it. I can send you the information all the way at the price everything I heard today today was the last day
I could get to book it
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I'll do it. Um, I
Mean we're gonna get more of peeps, right? Yeah, I think we were gonna get you and Lacey are like best friends, right?
No, yeah, but definitely I love Lizzie
Okay, we're maybe gonna ask him, but I think he's in jail right now, so we're gonna ask him when he gets out. Wait
I did not stream ever since that's the incident
Yeah, no, he's in jail, bro. I think Lacey said he's in jail
Well, two things are sure in life, right, a couple, right?
Lacey's not in jail and Lacey's big, big lord, big lord massive burger.
Yes, yes.
Okay, so then, I like that, we're getting those out of the way, easy stuff, out of the way,
Okay, we're going there. That's not so like fun. Yo, you know, I should do I should I should double up on a bet on the game
So that it pays my ticket monkey
Yeah
Lucky
There's a chance. I'm not saying it's gonna happen
There's a small chance it could be Ronaldo versus Messi if one of them gets second in their group and one of them gets second in their group.
Oh, well, can we get like an investment in?
There's a chance, yeah. Like the ticket could go up in value or fucking get him.
Yeah, okay, good. Yeah, okay, because I have like a super opportunity for like the finals.
So I thought that I thought that's a nine, but I'll do all the quarters to forget.
Yeah, bro, I'm going to be second in Miami and we'll see you then, bro.
I'll see you then, man. That'll be something I'm going to find.
Alright.
I think it's gonna be fine. Let's go like...
Yep, uh, X last thing, uh, what's it called?
Ron told me to tell you that it was $800,000, so just have you cover it, but I'm not gonna
do that, X.
Oh, you wanna scare me?
Yeah, he wanna scare me, but I got you, X.
I'll send you all the info, okay?
I already got it.
All right.
Now, let's have a look at that.
All right.
All right, see you later.
See ya.
All right, see you later.
See ya.
All right, see you later.
All right, see you later.
See ya.
All right, see you later.
All right, see you later.
See you later.
See you later.
See you later.
Then there's the 800k, then there's the 80k.
What's the actual price though?
Chats.
I'm gonna be at least fucking heavy on this shit
and I'm not fucking brainin'.
Yo, I know for a fact that Lacey was mad
about 10k with eight in it, like motherfucka.
Like motherfucka, keep it a bucket.
Lacey would be talking about any of this shit
if it was above 5k.
Like, are we this?
Like...
Um, Jay, is it actually, what is that?
Mr. Cow, I've been banned for a month on kick
and your mods won't answer on mod mail.
I've repented, give me another chance, kick.
I mean...
To the next feather zero, one ex-QCL.
I mean, I would give a share, I mean, 40k, whatever.
I mean, it's a cool experience. It could be nice, but
Jet jet for the final final check is yes, I guess I'm going with them with some people
Said it's something you know it says that up right but for free and it's like some shit that you can't you can't buy the money
It's like some fucking busted ass shit
Because I'm friends with some billionaires and they and they actually just said fuck it
I'll come along your house with other guys, but I'm not getting actually roll
I'm not I'm not getting some actual like see you can't eat butter with money. It's like some some some insane shit, but yeah
And that we just read it that's cool
Okay, what's uh, what else?
That's cool, though
Well, I didn't want to tell like a flex that you think maybe a strings. I'm trying to play that we're gonna do a cool stream, you know me
It's more like a looks like a we have a school thing
It's like it's not behind any
You know, I don't I don't get out you know, I don't have two billion friends. I have like I had like six come on, bro
Not it not
Not Trumpeter.
Okay, Queens Gambit chair was actually good.
Like, I think it gets a little bit extreme, but I actually enjoy the Queens Gambit.
I think that the way that they...
Okay.
Okay.
It's scientific.
The way that they visualized some things, they did it in a way that was actually impressive to me, because I thought, wow, wait a minute, that is actually cool.
The way that she's in bed and she's looking at the pieces move, I'm like wait, that's a good way to put into, you know what I mean?
Like that was pretty well done.
Like I remember doing that with Starcraft when I was younger.
I was a big, I was a big, I was a big, I was trying to become a pro.
And I would, I would really play with my eyes closed in my bed, like I would really play the game.
Let's do it!
I enjoyed it!
Yeah, I just love this super heavy Pleasant Job ship.
Let's do this again!
euphoria isn't god-awful. Oh man, she's much more a fucking punch. It's so odd, it's just
legal goon bait. It's just goon bait and nothing else. This is like the warm up where
If I think, yeah, I don't want to jerk off, whatever.
You watch it, you get hacked hard, whatever,
and you jerk off, like I'm not stupid.
Turn up a little bit, absolutely cinematic.
Wednesday was pretty awful. I don't know why people like it so much
Lots of us it's kind of like this chat
It's like when somebody gives you a fucking home run, right and the ball like has to fucking bounce on a bunch of places
And it's still a home run. It's like dude, really like this shit's fucking like really like there was the freest fucking ball of all time
And it barely gets there like it could have been absolutely fantastic, and it was like, okay, that's really good. I guess
This is nice
Okay, Swig game is absent enough, I don't get why these guys change so hard.
showgun, it's, showgun is when I realized that the people's opinion is invalid.
Like after showgun I realized that I cannot look at a show's rating and say, is this good
or bad or is it going to give me a guide on whatever, because it's so off the mark that
I lost trust in people.
That's when I realized that, okay, I used to see the world, I don't know.
Jack! Jack!
Scientists say that after House of Dragon was completely out,
there was a massive...
They thought they have discovered the cure for insomnia the biggest snooze fest since fucking
1983 on God. She's so fucking garbage. I don't know how any of these days awaken. What is sloppy toppy snooze-a-loid?
Are you good?
I
Chased under the ball
And lessons was okay. Wow. I don't think it I don't think it was worth it
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Actually don't give a shit about none of that like what no the reason why unless I work because I didn't hook my
We do, you okay boy?
No, the reason my internet's not working is because I'm getting a whiff of it.
I've been friends with him for 25 years.
He just happened to become the president of the United States.
The guy that was always good to me and you know always treated me well and I did it
I can understand that you know that's your friend but when your friend has a
disapproval rating of 62%
I'm not going to watch that again
See as you can see the more you fuck around the more you're gonna find out
and also if you stay on here and you never fuck around you'll never find out
See as you can see the more you fuck around the more you're gonna find out
What happens when you fight all the time but you never fuck around like like what kind of life is that?
Sometimes I feel like this happens like you do you remember this right hogs are old hook
Yeah, I mean I thought again I
Mean chat
To people I'd admit max this strap and remember strats to hook stuff so you can see it
I mean that there's literally chat a bunch of strategy were made to fuck everybody over
Yeah, that's what a horrible was doing
It doesn't get any farther than a hole, and it doesn't do any healing for anybody, because
He's in the- he's in the- he's in the-
Yeah, you can see-
Okay.
Yeah, I- I mean, I guess, yeah.
A little bit of what-
You can do?
Yes, of course.
Um, yes, of course.
Five years no welcome to the Jungle Satch.
Uh, yes, of course.
I got, um, I got this beat, hold on.
Check, check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
That's hard.
No, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Check.
Check.
I'm going to go from there.
You didn't make that on the fly, did you?
I don't want you to end my day!
It's so cool!
A little bit of what you can do?
Yes, of course.
No, you didn't.
Fuck off.
You're actually in your whole little curse within ten feet of your computer and you're supposed to go out at 2pm because you said you were there.
Okay.
This is a feeling on top of a triple.
For real, box?
Holy shit.
That is so funny and funny.
So, Jeff, these are such stupid posts, and they're so funny.
A girl that said,
Good morning, James.
Jack.
Jack, is this going to have something to do with it or not?
I probably never see this,
but if you could just take one minute to read it, it would really be a lot to me.
I'm really struggling right now because
spear airlines just fell for bankruptcy and I haven't lost my job.
Here's a go-fund me link. Any donations help.
I'm sure they do, sweetheart. I'm sure they do.
You know what else would help you? Getting another job.
Yeah, try that! Because in the time that it took you to copy and paste the same
fuck-ass message to myself, who you don't follow, by the way,
and probably a hundred other influencers and celebrities,
You could have applied for a hundred other jobs, but you didn't because you're a lazy piece of shit and you're entitled
And you think that influencers and celebrities should fund your life for you. Why why would I ever help you?
You're not a fan. You don't even follow me. You've never supported me because this is your first time gaming
And you think that i'm gonna
Send you money because you lost your job. Oh my god. Welcome to the real world sweetheart
People lose their jobs every fucking day and you're white pretty and able-bodied
You're in a much better position than a lot of other people out here who are trying clearly much harder to make a better life for themselves
Why would I fucking help you?
Aside from that 17,000 people lost their jobs at spear airlines. Why do you think you need to go fuck me?
I get at least like 1% respect the mentality of closed mouth don't get that doesn't hurt to try
But honestly it does hurt to try because now you pissed me off. Okay. I'm not the one go find fucking mystery
This is literally his entire shit. I'm sure the next YouTube video is literally gonna be like
Yeah, yeah, it's it's kind of right, but something that okay chat was a bad thing to somebody in my opinion
Hold on. It's like you can you can be you can be positive to neutral and slightly negative at most
If you're really negative and you can I really harp on them whatever I think you're kind of automatically wrong
Like let this somebody says it so you don't it's too much and says it yo my my grandma died
Give me money to write the fuck now bitch ass pussy like I'm gonna go okay
I mean probably not man. Sorry like you know I mean like I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go fuck your grandma
bitch ass
recipe survivors who could fuck you and
um, I hope her life was trash
Never gonna go like that shit like okay. Whoa
um, I
Mean my dick-based God. Yeah, I mean the
the sentiment or the direction of where this is going, right?
Like, the no is fine, but the methodology is incorrect, like, it's just too far for no reason.
You hired all 17,000 of the Spirit Airlines employees, and it's going to be the real-life hunger game.
It's the last one of them to leave the Spirit Airlines plane,
gets to be the CEO of the new company, and gets a house that'll cost $10 million that everybody else dies.
Like go find out the dude to compete and baby. I'm not helping you. I'm not fucking helping you. All you did was lost your job
Okay, welcome to the real world. I can at least understand if you were like James
I'm a longtime fan. Here's a trillion years of GM's and and my support for you. I love you
I'm suffering with a really rare genetic disease
Myself and other people that have this maybe I would help maybe I would help because I love you and I appreciate you
This bitch you lost your fucking job!
With face with face with face with face
Oh! Oh! Oh!
What are we gonna do? Nothing!
I'm gonna do nothing! You know what you need to do?
Go find a fucking new one girl!
I see two fen Bowers on screen.
Put some effort into the workplace!
Oh!
I mean, if people say she's gonna nail the diamond
If people ask me how to nail the diamond, right?
Like,
She could kinda cook them whatever, right?
But I mean, if you're gonna get to that length
It's kind of far.
I'm not fucking watching this shit um streamer and I was going to chat the place be recorded
from a weather balloon region. I said that. I said both things. I said it. One, the other
one, the other was fake. Not live. I said that one. And I said, it did not go to space.
I said, I said it did not exit the endosphere. I fucking said that shit. And he just couldn't
I am a confident, fearless, and never give up.
This is a mutual effort.
There is no end to the struggle.
No matter how many times you do,
the future is still there.
The game is not just a simple entertainment.
It has become a modern practice.
I don't know.
The master of the game
walks into his dual world
to find the hidden relationship between the game and life.
You seem to have a good equipment.
Now you can show us, you know?
That should be this, right?
So you can find the right person
What time is this?
A friend of a beginner
A friend of a beginner?
Yes
I think it's time to show
Is that 4-3?
Jack
Jack, is that...
Wait, it looks like it's better
What time is this?
A friend of a beginner
A friend of a beginner
Yes
I see, sorry.
This is my fate.
I still have a nice one.
This red one is nice.
Oh, this one is nice.
Yes.
If I get a team, I will say sorry.
How do we look at the people who are voting for the team?
We are a team.
We can still win.
I don't choose this one.
Let's go!
Let's go!
manager covered all of Shuling's
of his faith walk. So yeah.
whatever it is that you're
like less than a hundred bucks
just whenever you're ready,
and we'll take care of it.
I appreciate you. Thank you.
I appreciate you. All right.
Thank you. W. W. I'm out in
the check, man. Thank you.
I appreciate you. Thank you.
I'm getting the biggest soup and all that.
We ain't gettin' the regular etching, so we goin' Dr. Till's on the,
get out of man, we'll be all payin' him for it.
Uh, what?
Chad, this is my zero, that one-tick talk, Chad?
Chad.
Chad.
Chad.
Chad.
Yeah, yeah, this is one thing of that one thing touch it. Okay, yeah, yeah
Yeah, this is just that one big dog
No, I'll get banned I'll get banned I get banned
Okay, I get banned you did I get banned
What the fuck are you doing?
Bro, chill.
What the fuck are you doing?
Yo, you're crazy.
Bro, chill.
Bro, chill.
Bro.
Stop.
Bro, chill.
I told you to fucking chill.
Jesus.
Right, chill. I told you I fucking chill.
Jesus.
Fucking Tesla.
Like, how did you open this fucking car?
You're open, sesame.
What's up? Like, bro, what the fuck are you doing in this shit to open?
I don't get it
They didn't get it
My mom is in this one shit my mom is stupid is lose she likes them
Yield excuse see when you check that box
This baby can tank a lot, huh?
My subreddit is the worst time fucking hell.
Very interesting.
Oh my no!
I'm controlling the tongues!
But why?
Oh!
But why though?
Oh god.
That's gonna be burning my brain forever now.
Is that the 2FDS gamer?
I think we have to wait two hours or maybe two hours or something.
This is so much fun.
Need to be investigated.
Mr. X, you might be my dad.
Is he an op?
I did watch that one.
Do you have a deal with another team to split the prize money after the other team wins?
What the fuck is happening?
Jack, Jack, Jack.
It's a big thing to do, and I got to say,
I thought it was a tournament that we were going to play.
And I thought the team wanted to fucking play,
like, and practice a little bit.
I don't know if I had a team.
Oh, like a wave.
I didn't want to wait in a total of, like,
maybe like three hours for him at this point.
Oh, good it.
My God!
Jeff, I haven't taken by this yet and I feel like I'm gonna get canceled.
Jeff, I think if if the tournament is a sponsor, then you don't, you don't, um, okay, oh, this
is gonna be crazy.
You realistically should not give you one more hour than if you don't want to to, even
if it's a prize pool, it's a sponsor.
Like you do this spot, you do the sponsor and that's a sponsor, right?
If you put extra hours, whatever what it what happens that the next one this business mother that happens every year
They will start pricing it in that that the company that of the game that they've been played it
It's gonna get extra hours for free from all stringers
And then they're gonna start getting better deals off of your back because they know you're gonna play an extra five or six hours
Then it's like a one-hour sponsor
They get seven hours as that creator like they make price that in you get fucked over next time
like it's just kind of like not great what I say about holding Q and go on
champions I'll talk about that it's about the fact that you let the mind
goes with him okay you like that huh yeah yeah
You want to serve this?
Yes.
Ah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you like it, huh?
Yes, daddy.
Yes, daddy.
Yes.
Think of it like, imagine your mana.
Okay, think of it this way.
Imagine your mana is your semen and your balls, and your abilities are when you bust nuts.
What happens if you have no semen?
You can't bust out your nuts.
Exactly.
So, think of it like this.
If you keep busting on the minions, then you can use it on the champions. Does that make sense?
Saw this, saw that, saw this.
You have to lose this. Drop his money and destroy his desk.
Wait, it's a french voice now?
No one wants to talk about how we got here all you need to know is, it's a beautiful place to die over and over again.
Ooh, that primary was looking possible.
We've set up a lab here with a few basic biomods still safe.
But if you stop to heal voices, or if you get the urge to swim through the tree and build a goal,
forget your debt, forget Nell, forget Altera, forget the life you imagined.
Talk on this. You're going to die here. That's all right. Pick the most interesting thing you
I think the body is better than last time when we've been listening to my advice.
Wouldn't that say you're free and I know where this mission will end?
You'll join us soon enough.
Jack, I knew that last time they had a lot of potential.
Like to make zones that you cannot explore early on.
Even though you can, it's free to go anywhere you want.
Like low visibility areas.
Like areas where there's poison, where there's whatever,
where you need a suit or areas where you cannot go with the moon pod or whatever.
Like, you know what I mean? I think they under-explored a little bit last time.
Okay. Have you reviewed the UFO files released? Yeah, it's not. You're gonna look at them.
Pretty interesting. Well, we look at them in the description, please. Okay, can I pass it to you?
It's really not interesting if you know where you're looking at.
It's just troll.
It's clearly just... yeah.
There you go. Rejected.
Appeal status rejected. Violation status active.
Yeah, I think, um, great, yeah, I, you know, I think I say, go check, I did in his speech
when he says that sometimes he says that they're true and sometimes he goes over the line
a little bit, but sometimes it goes over the line, like not just a little bit, like a lot
to work too much.
Like, and I think that, that extra, a margin is kind of also a reason why it's like, uh,
no, no, you know what I mean?
Active violations status active appeal rejected. I'm just saying you're not gonna say anything. It's amazing. It goes up normal
So he was over the line
Which is gay way out of the lab with
So ending over the line these days on Twitch, you know, you're fine. But what were the line it? I mean, which streamers on kick
That'd be nice. There's a lot of friends that I have over on Twitch, you know content friends
extremely hateful
Well, on Twitch, you can...
Chad, I forget what it was meant for initially, like the promo.
Some of the appeals that they have accepted.
I've seen assault, sexual misconduct.
I've seen that appeal go through.
You can promote only fans.
You can...
Hmm, what else can you do on Twitch that you get away with?
Man!
What have we seen?
Well, you can inside my dogs. So you can electrocute dogs
You can oh you can have deforbit. Yeah, you could have deforbit
Go on tops, which isn't that insane deforbit was pushing his serial killer propaganda with the top twitch streamers
But I'm
Conducts for what?
Okay, well, okay. Well, okay. Okay, Jack. Yeah, I'm gonna get it put back on that. I think that this is a bad bad and dangerous narrative
At the time, nobody knew that there was some truth to it, or possibly allegedly.
Nobody foreseen shit.
Nobody saw shit.
It was a deliberate act of platforming something that you know is evil.
Nobody knew.
I think it's unfair to put down the dictator.
remember for what oh yeah miners is saying friends of streamers were sleeping
with miners human slaves a pet yes you can have a human slave drink out of a
dog bowl and make bark noises while you throw dog treats at a human on switch
what else yeah I thought hmm yeah well it is what it is I'm not new to this but
yeah well yeah yeah
What the fuck?
Oh, come on, bruh.
I mean, that is like a lifehack.
I could have been in a proper spa plane crash, but Alex Rebeiras is out of the race and does that mean we go back under caution?
Mr. By doing just that not mean check it yet. I think you should be better ever
Yes, I don't think that this that sport should have people that ain't that you should be killed is like that
Buddy buddy, you can kill people like that. Like these are like very dangerous cars
like what are you doing buddy buddy buddy the raising line is on the outside
okay he knows the guy's going that way faster and then he continuously can and
he knows the door and it continues to push them off though he puts them off
the track that could have been a big one that could have been a proper
Oh, plane crash, but Alex Rebeirass is out of the race.
You can defend once if you do it properly.
If you, bro, if some guy's gonna come by me
30 minutes an hour faster, I go,
guys, raise control so that I can defend once.
I'm gonna fucking dive bomb way down the left,
and hey, if he hits me, I'll so beef,
hey, fucking dude, bro!
Like, no, you don't fucking do that.
I mean, come on, bro.
I mean, are we chillin that nobody would ever approve of this?
You're a larp if you agree with this.
It's dangerous.
You're going to get overtaken anyway.
The guy's faster anyway.
Whether he's got better tires or whatever, nobody cares.
Slowning back to marathon, even after 765 million
bungee impairment losses.
What?
Wait
Against bungee doesn't as well as bungee games are the red red or what imperial also acknowledging that bungee is not as level
As I said, it's in five was the biker 2.6 billion
I
Chat it's not it's just marathon. I think I think it's just their franchise and their product. I think I think that
It's like yo, we have all these cool endeavors that are doing good by by the spring and in the body for like max price plus
premium and then they saw it it wasn't in the works whatever the fuck that the main price was but probably like
I mean it I
I think they're doing good with their old fan bases but Marathon is a living flambor.
I mean, I really can't talk about that right now.
Check.
They could have texted me a text on my real-life phone.
They could have emailed me.
I said, yo, what do you think about this piece of shit?
And I said, yeah, this is not going to fly.
I'm like, yo, this is not going to fly.
You sent me an email.
I got you, bro.
That's a great, yeah.
And I think people want that.
But the thing is that on Twitch,
Twitch has created and they've manufactured
a community of people that are trying really hard
to be politically correct.
And I think that in the process of that,
they've created a community of losers.
They've created a community of virtue,
signers, fake personalities, performative gestures,
cosmetic opinions, and just in general, uh, fakery, right?
And, and this is the reason why, like, I've got no problem
collabing with like guys on YouTube or guys on, on, on,
you know, kick or guys anywhere else.
But like, I really am like racist against Twitch streamers.
That's basically about it.
I'm racist.
I mean, it's not entirely wrong.
I mean, chat, you get lumped in with a bunch of like, uh, uh,
pushers.
If some guy throws a topic out there, that's kind of like
You need to have an opinion there. You know what they're gonna all be in line and they're all gonna have the exact same thing
Like oh guys, it so happens that they all think the same
It so happens that they're all exactly what chat wasn't to be there all exist
What Twitter's wasn't to be like dude like you know the likeness of this happening chat is fucking it like it's as
It would be an anomaly like clearly there's a
Need for conformity for survival like the money gets in this forever
Like, are we fucking deadass?
Guys, you can operate this at a smaller scale.
But Hassan does that with his own circle.
Like, imagine.
Even now it is with people and all of Twitch influence.
Like, bro.
We got a little bit of stake.
Like, come on, bro.
We're not going to fucking rewind this again.
And Aaron, say a long question.
Are you going to say it again?
You're not.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
If it's not a boy, then isn't it a bullshit?
A boarder's ship.
Yo.
What?
See?
Bro.
Bro.
That's a presentation to the mom.
Bro.
What?
What?
Fuck.
No idea.
Hello.
Hello.
He was just talking to the side of the house.
What's it for you?
Boy or girl?
Um, I think I have a girl.
He wants a girl.
He wants a girl.
I said, if it's not a boy, it's not a male ship.
He's just trying to get out of there!
She's down!
Chad, Chad, what kind of party is this?
You're not allowed to open my business!
Wait!
Amazing!
I'm gonna push you to Andrea and see how long you take question, buddy!
It's a gender reveal.
Okay, well, I'm not gonna speak on that.
Dude, today we're gonna just let these guys just scream in the chat.
I'm gonna give a fuck, my chat logs are permanent, lemon fail.
came to say fuck this animal abuser brother um i don't know who duped you or how hard they duped you
now sit down and debunk it listen it's not that hard okay whatever duping happened to these people
that you can sit down and de-dupe them in 10 minutes.
Buddy, you're 10 minutes of anxious thing down and looking at the footage of the thing
and look at the presented, what the product say people think it was.
All the screenshots that were valid, right, and just debunked, it takes 10 minutes.
But that dog back there, the one that's sleeping,
she lives a better life than you. Okay?
I don't know if it's uh, it's because you're like, oh, you're an ideological opponent of mine
and it's a much more, it's a much easier way to fucking say to falsely claim that you're a dog
abuser. Yeah, as long as you're in the box, I mean, yeah, it's a luxury life. And he's not wrong.
There's a way of a life, but don't you fucking dare you don't you fucking dare don't you fucking dare get out of the fucking box
Yeah, if you step one foot that fucking box, oh man
Or if you genuinely think that I am a dog abuser, I don't know
But let me tell you something, okay
We're not gonna we're not yes, I'm famous. Oh, that's all this was
Okay. All right.
What's the whiteboard for? Oh, Professor John Cosplay.
Yeah.
But yeah, I'm just going to let him check.
If you add up all the segments that he does on on saying that you didn't do all that, right?
If you just fucking debunked for 10 minutes
He would be done with all this shit. He know it wouldn't IP on TV
He wouldn't be in the fucking in the papers about it. He wouldn't be people won't be honest like
Because he can't debunk it it's broke
He just can't debunk it
Hooray
I don't know what to do with it.
So then this is funny, I don't...
He ex-QC, long time viewing it. Just lost my job at Ryanair. Maybe some help? No? Oh, I thought so.
I mean I thought the conference, yeah.
I'll be here go. Oh god. I cut that too. Yo
The post it yo
Interesting
I mean, yeah, he's a dedicated hater is what it is. I mean
I'm kidding.
All right guys.
Tyler is another one of the funniest sometimes, no?
I'm kidding.
He is.
He's got jokes to joke.
When the jokes don't hit, I mean, they don't hit.
But when the joke's hit though, they're pretty funny.
Out of my mind though.
Yo, one day I might survive.
Jesus.
Um, anyway, I'll just watch this, I'll do a bunch of it.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's indefensible.
If this is what he does when he's on camera, you know, you can only imagine the level of
obsession.
So, you know, Jack Klan has always been nice to me and me and her, uh, are like friends
or whatever.
And I agree with a lot of things that she says and so, um, that other than that, I'm
not like I, I'll put this, uh, this is just, uh, I'm not like I'm not like I'm not like
agree but yeah it was I mean what 50 people rush out to boat in Miami boat
explosion
Um,
shall I have that? Yo.
Yo, yo, daily mail and mother sucker.
I look at it. I'm looking at some, some tragedy or whatever I stole and you put
You put naked grandmas on my ship for what reason?
Explain for what reason are you doing this, man?
What?
I'm not even going to read the headline, I don't care anymore, I'm mad.
I don't even know where you got that from.
It was from the New York City primary where Charlie Kirk likened Zoran Mondani to the
9-11 terrorists.
and I thought that there was a very racist and obviously unfair comparison. And so I told Charlie
Kirk to put the hood on because there's nothing similar between Zoran, a politician whom he might
have disagree. Yeah, Zoran does downplay Islamic terrorism. He does. And he enables bringing more
of those people into the country. He does. It's obvious.
Equalments with and 9 11 terrorists. So I don't I don't know where you got your information from,
but that's just objectively false. A great example is that whenever two Islamic terrorists
decided to throw a bomb, a homemade bomb, at protesters and, you know, peaceful protesters
that were, you know, outside some random place in New York. I think it's actually like his
mansion or something like that. They threw a bomb outside of that. Zoran, I mean, Chad,
it's a walk.
Chad, there's bad apples everywhere. Again, I'm not trying to be performative, but yes,
there's bad apples everywhere. Like, like, I don't, I don't need this card and invalid
and make everybody feel weird because a one, two, or three of these guys, that's the part of a group.
But now all of them, you act weird and you do something. No, I don't think you do that, man.
It's just, it's not, you wouldn't like that being done to you. And you, and sometimes admin will say
that he doesn't like when people are being reduced to one stat, right? Like, oh,
So, this is dehumanizing, or that's dehumanizing, like it is.
And Dami spent more time condemning the person who had the bomb thrown at them than the person
who threw the bomb, and I think the reason why is because of his religion.
I think that's exactly why.
I think that he's actively trying to downplay Islamic terrorism, and I think that's an example
of him doing it.
Oh, I get it, yeah.
And I think that the more that you'll have this problem, the more that you'll have examples
for this. It's it. So yeah, I mean, that's not even true. Shawnee Kirk was right.
I mean, yeah, I don't remember this event, but I think it's like some guy like two,
like some actual bomb, whatever. And people were trying to downplay it, like, like, like,
like making jokes, and he mentioned video was like, Oh, yeah, it was like nothing,
whatever. It's like a fucking bomb. Like, are you chilling? Like, what, what is wrong with the guys?
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's gonna be the cats with either young or like it's like a half Bengal or some shit
or like some cat that has a lot of energy or what not, otherwise they'll just do nothing
like it is what it is.
Also, it's fucking fat cell.
Yeah, like Bengals are super energetic.
You know what I said I was warm?
The Bengals, these ones.
Look at this, look at this, look at this.
See, it's got the energy.
The Pondos cats, they're very just um...
They're not fantastic, like genetically.
But they're gonna get a lot of heart defects.
Like, they have a crazy...
amounts of a hard effects to just a normal like a random fucking straight cat that had been fucking like
DNA super maxing, you know what I mean?
That's so cute, look at it go.
He's so cute.
Wait, you can do that with a glove like that?
You did it like that?
Dude, it's so cute, man.
What?
You don't have one of these.
as an imposter among us but
brothers
subject to the day bro yet literally yesterday this guy
would you do if this guy is your your attorney
it goes you want to win away i could tell you why now my my client is innocent
and here are the reasons
it's just all it's just literally just
where will you want uh... wednesday at uh... when would he
What's impossible for my clients to be guilty considering the fact that he was playing Fortnite?
He's gonna know about what his homies...
Wait, he went for that!
That's valid, yeah.
No one laughed? I'm laughing, bro. That's fine, dude.
I don't need other people to laugh or validation, bro.
I think it was funny!
He's coming towards you.
Where?
Somewhere here. He just chockers up, maybe in the tree.
He was definitely going for the sneaky plane.
Yeah, check. Check. Any retrospective?
Where?
The guy said the comms. He knew that nobody was around.
There was no threat. There's no need for comms there.
Like, nobody was around. Nobody was pushing.
Like, somebody had to say something.
Somewhere here. He just shot it up, maybe in the tree.
He was definitely going for the sneaky plane in your 9000.
Holy question.
He was successfully pulled off by...
...Mongwall, Mr. Savage, and of course, some other OGs.
Is it impossible, I'm honest?
Alright, what else do we have today?
Chabama is a Bengal. It's called Semba.
Yes.
But she is somebody gifted to her, the neighbor.
The neighbor noticed that the cat would always go to our porch
and she would feed it like small stuff, whatever.
not enough to get fat and then the guy was like if you wanted you can have it
and you'd be able to
no soy
Chad, what the- what the fuck is this?
Chad, what the-
A panther dog.
A can- can a corso.
Is that like a pitbull mix? It's kinda scary.
Whisper me the way you dance, the way you used to kiss me, I want you just, just the way you are
The way you walk, the way you understand me, the way you know
I
There's your thumb
Me?
I'm like what?
Ah!
Sad!
I'm not better!
Wooo!
Negative!
This is what you need to focus on like without any auto-tune.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah!
Ah!
Ah!
Okay, okay, okay, mine's worse.
My chat, most key, the low key chat, yes.
It's in my hand and I don't know what to do with it.
I don't want to chat.
So now we're going to explain one of the most important mods in double O history.
So basically when the dark lord aka baby money aka the look killer aka the top or boss aka destroy lonely
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At first the majority of people in the community treated her like cell X but Twitter heroes like Mason Margiela destroy lonely live
Yeah, I think being dead tapped in is a problem
Um..
In a better way
C'mon!
There's a black hole!
Yeah, I agree. I don't need to do the pets exactly like you know to have the the big cat like that like the savanna cat or
dumb
Like the weird ocelot mix or whatever like dude. He's not pets, bro
But it just get a house cat the servos liver. They're just gonna fucking house cats, buddy
Like they want more life and they should get more their house is not good enough
No taper fade.
You know what's crazy is that that low taper fade meme is still massive.
I mean I'm seeing new ones that I've never seen before that have millions of likes and
views still that are popping up all over the place.
You know what else is crazy is just how, like so all the other videos he's made since
I've seen a couple other sort of my 4U page, like you would think they would all be doing
even better than they are you said a couple that have been great but they're all doing massive
it's just no there's a few that aren't you're just like hot chat just don't say
chat it's okay ignore the boys Loki chat it is a hot take sometimes yeah if your boys are saying
some some dog shit you can just absolutely ignore them just say after they didn't say anything he's
just and they go yo right right we don't care like oh how can the guy get viral for this many
weeks and not just be famous forever you know what I mean I mean he's already
he's already an artist and I love his music and he's having the album that
thing actually is already out I gotta check it out dude I like his personality
well he's just like yeah singing out his heart and recording it yeah yeah yeah
like this one I don't want to hear is it impossible I'm not gonna spilled bro
that's not taking the day bro yeah we just watched this we just watched it I
I was
I just realized I just realized I had someone shooed at me, right?
Bro, Rod, can you do something for me?
Hey, 50 bucks.
Well, I come chat. It's anyone playing with mother and mother said one comment like an hour ago
And then train friend was talking about that one time for three games like do that. What the fuck is he talking about?
Homie not those trees do not look good
Plus one FPS of what there's no need to do PNG trees or what the fuck is that?
Shao, real CS players don't give a shit. They want to frame next round.
Yo, ya had the playbots run on a fucking calculator. Like, they don't give a shit about some grass.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo bro, like what the-
Yo, CS player, you want 10 frames or better grass?
Buddy, buddy, you can put fucking toothpicks at the back of your shi-
Is this plus one FPS or what? There's no need to do PNG trees, or what the fuck is that?
Fuck, come on, brother.
I want to start this thing again with that accident at Denver International Airport where someone
These are shit mechanics
These niggas are...
I said the N word because I wanted you to add style to my dialogue
I said it, what about it?
It adds some character to my vocabulary
So I ripped it, yep, I did that
What about it?
I want to start this thing again
These are shit mechanics
These niggas are...
I said the N word
Because I wanted to add style to my dialogues.
I said it.
What about it?
It adds some character to my vocabulary.
So I ripped it.
Yes, I did that.
What about it?
I won't play it.
Chad, these mechanics.
Mechanics.
Watch this.
You're gonna watch a master at work.
["Blood Like a Water"]
What? That was good.
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
This is like a beat to die to.
Like, fuck me, fuck this shit.
I- I- I-
I- I- Fuck! I'm done!
I can't do this!
Bro!
Everything I do sounds like it's for Christmas!
Christmas I
No, okay, but this clip is fake. I never did that. I don't want to keep putting this clip
I can't get that genuinely never
Original I didn't do that sounds like it's for Christmas. I
Know I did not
We live here, in arguably the most remote place on earth.
Most modern conveniences aren't really a thing.
Even on a quora atoll means there's not a lot of soil to grow on.
So why don't you have these if you're going to grow them all from compost and ground coconut
compost, and use old oyster buoys as planting plants.
We collect rainwater to drink, to shower with, and water the garden.
We've been able to grow all sorts of things like cucumbers, figs, papayas, peppers, coconuts,
and even collect our own honey and eggs.
We also eat fish every day.
Pelagic fish are our most prized catch, which we get mostly while trolling, but we also
spearfish which gives us a higher guarantee of not coming home empty handed.
K-show!
Hi, excuse me.
Yes?
Are you a Delta pilot?
Yes.
Which aircraft are you flying?
220.
220?
Oh, hey.
My name is Josh.
I make favorite models of airplanes.
Oh, cool.
I was actually on a 220 flight and I make social media videos giving out planes for pilots
and so I made two for my pilots but they had to run off to another gate.
Oh, gotcha.
If I could give one away.
Would you, could I give one away to you?
Sure, yeah, yeah.
You're awesome.
Thank you.
Yeah, man.
So, I built two.
Oh, these are rad.
Thank you.
Wow.
It's cool, Chad.
It's cool.
Made out of thick card stock, like thick paper.
Chad, I would go to one of those security guards, whatever, and I would have them scan
it to the scanner and then fucking put the swab on it and then scan it on the secretary.
That's amazing.
I actually made one of these on the flight from Chicago to here.
Nice, man.
I was really looking forward to giving it away.
What? I mean, it's really bad, no?
They're working on Christmas.
Oh, yeah.
I must get it to you, yeah.
I want to make sure I have a place to put this.
I don't break it.
I threw, but what if not?
You could think of the box.
Is the other pilot still on the plane or something?
Yeah, he is.
He's coming.
Are you guys flying together?
We are.
Oh.
So that's cool, chat.
I don't think it's too invasive of a video, right?
It's kind of cool because how often do these guys get
like something cool like out of their day?
Like, probably never.
Like, chat, I don't have time to get in there
Probably get an interaction like this maybe twice, like maybe even zero.
Is that cool if we keep these?
Yeah, of course.
Oh, are you flying another lake right now?
Yeah, yeah, I'm trucking all of them again.
We got a short connection.
We're going on to Orange County.
Oh, nice.
Man, these are amazing.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
It's impressive.
Is he on his way up?
He is, yeah, he shouldn't have come at any moment.
Oh, anyway.
I
Was the cost check to put a beat and and and sell it in the game though check check a DJ toenail beats it like
I don't think I have any credit for it, I don't care.
I'm gonna beat it.
DJ toenail beats better than this.
I don't hate it, I don't like it either, but I'll leave it here for now.
I made that.
Yeah.
He's at a fast.
Wait, wait, hold on!
Oh my god.
Oh my god
The fuck it's hard
Jack Jack
Holy shit that's hard!
Chad how is that not hard shit?
Chad sometimes I go back to my old beats and I go dude I think I have a talent
And it kinda falls off
I didn't make those beats, I'm done, I'm done
Chad I'm not gonna give you the attention because I didn't make those beats
Like
Yes, no TJ, new elbow!
Wait, isn't your pants...
Fuck!
No, no TJ!
Yes!
Now look at it, Chad, you're just gonna go to the top billboard 100, so please don't steal this.
this
No, but I was you know, they just want the bottom of this one's ever
I made that
And it's it's bad because if there's a problem with this public chat, you're just gonna go to the top billboard. Oh
Come on
Yo
Jack they're cooking because they did scared of that. I'm gonna be at the top billboard. Why are oranges called oranges?
But an apple is not called red. Oh my goodness. I can't take it anymore
more.
with no honey mustard eating a burger with no honey mustard eating a burger with no honey mustard eating a burger with no honey
Sounds good. Oh, that's the rules. It sounds good. I like that click it. I'm confused
I
Make a lot of joke
I didn't make that. My piano's are never round or square.
Because I used a zoomed in piano so it's not round in the DM.
I didn't make this one.
Jesus.
Oh.
You can do?
It's just that it was like warm up.
You got that?
Hello?
That's the next week, bro.
Yeah.
I mean...
Yo!
Yeah, what up, man?
Hey, Ruff!
Oh, you wanted to...
Ah, I have to say that on this, I'm over it.
I thought they...
I'm over it.
Actually, I had it reopened.
I'm not even trolling, I guess.
Like...
That shit is fake speed.
I'm...
T.B.B.
I'm gonna...
Blow me! Blow me! I'm gonna suck your dick!
That's why you scared the fuck out of me!
Blow me! Blow me!
That's why you scared the fuck out of me!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I love you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I just got out of the hospital some days ago.
What?
I'm fighting cancer.
Stay strong, man.
Stay strong, bro.
Stop it now, now that I see, bro.
Stop laughing, bro.
I'm not mad at you, man.
I'm not.
I see, bro.
I'm not mad at you, bro.
Stop.
You stop using speech.
He isn't lying.
He got you.
Look at him.
He's lying to me.
Ah!
I'm not even trolling again, like classic.
Please don't do this.
Mike.
You don't have to do this.
Yeah, unfortunately I do, Walton.
I'm not even trolling again.
I'm not even trolling again.
I'm not even trolling again.
I'm not even trolling again.
Yeah, unfortunately I do, Walton.
Please don't do this.
Mike.
Jack, if I know I can win all my games, I will toss your shit.
I don't give a fuck. I don't care.
I know that when I'm locked in, I can win any game I want.
So, if we're in a game where people are being a bunch of hoes,
I mean, I'll toss it. I don't care.
Look at this one. Look.
Should I do it?
$18,225,000.
$225,000 18 million Roblox the most biggest buy in the whole entire universe
Okay, you know, I'm gonna do it. I don't even look mine. Let me expand
Should I spend $225,000 18 million Roblox should I do it? Yes or no
No
I did a product in college for ML and a nice of legion inside within the first 15 minutes. I mean
True, but what does that say so so
The play decides if that's true or not and because of humans that play the league have so big mental
Then they make it true. It's not true by default. They make it true same way with
Uh, Evil Elma. Evil Elma is only real. Would you make it a real one?
Hey, who's gonna go the last night?
I see a force that's literally like some guy on a big dock that's going like 400 miles an hour
That starts like one day after the other there's a whole lot of you
Like anything else before
Very funny, I'm done
I'm not jinxing here. I know I sound like
to lock the fuck in. Send so do DM to set a date for the bagger's SPR1 v1. Show the
world you are the true motherfucking wall or gaming golem, multi-rank one gaming aura
chat that you are. Chat wants this, stop being a pus, and do it.
I don't know how much this nigga got, but I'll be thinking about mobiles and I'll be thinking about this nigga bills.
Like bro, how do you make us I say this before?
Know him
And I don't know how much this
All right.
um
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Yo, I think that was good though, man.
Oh my god.
I'm the goat!
That's a 10!
That's a 10!
I tend it to
No, I mean it's not that
That's war
What's my score?
I mean, they're just cheating. It's just so lame. What's that?
Yeah, it's crazy chat. These days will come out right so we will look at a game like this right and
Then no way she didn't right on the person is and then it's full cheaters like it's so fucking gosh darn dog shit
Like so this one is the same problem this one. I'm gonna I just runs Jack Jack. I get energy. I love it. We just runs
Was it really daily let's go
No, is that?
When you check?
Oh no.
66 months with the Max Little Minecraft speedrun goblin record hunter.
When you think you will actually beat the record.
Okay, I'm not even one of those sites
Dude
Unless I'm downloading now maybe maybe I was nothing
Chat anyone a little bit better
You see
Chat, wait, chat's still talking, though.
Chat, one of those looks like it's might've been better.
No, I guess the chat now, I think I'm good now.
Chat type, one, two, three.
Okay, we're fine.
Bong, I think it was just like a glitch.
Well, maybe I was on it.
Bye.
It's not bad, but it's not it's not bad. I mean
9 10 on first is not bad at all
9.30?
lmao
lmao
lmao
lmao
lmao
lmao
Have you got that?
I got this shot at the end.
934 that's huge that's massive yeah that's massive yeah I think that the bus
try is hard
you know I mean what they say it's like it's like it's just up off the timing of
it you know I mean 950 because this one is like it possible like if you do
90 over a year of Lanker.
Um, anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Oh, hold on.
Check, check, if I go to Magnet Check and I see him play, really?
Well that would have been intuition at its finest from an intimate perspective.
You have the rank of a one-bottom warrior.
Sam was there, you make him a soccer player.
And I mean it all.
It was a different type of threat.
And now, another free kick.
It's in another moment.
Happy three years, Chris.
Jack.
I'm not excited about this because I'm going to break it.
Look at my pace.
Check my pace.
I'm getting low to low two minutes over and over again.
Yeah, we're not getting structures because I'm getting bad luck.
But as soon as I get luck, it's over.
Like it's, it's, I'm, I am flying.
Oh, it's an hour runs in it. Okay. Why though?
I can do sub twos, but sub twos at my skill, the problem is that we're going to like lack
materials and stuff like that.
I usually make sure I get all of that what I need.
I need to stop saying what I didn't know.
It's not like a kick.
I had a mixer today and the mixer was hard.
like it was it was a hard-ass mix
I think it was like orange-ish
orange color
fuck
not this one, I'll just play I really want it
But now I'm not too crazy. I don't like it.
So are you ever going to do police helicopter stream with Chris?
Uh, we're setting up.
Just another fake plan classic.
I'm not doing the practice. Just, just, just, uh, I just, uh, I'll reflect on practice and then we're going to the runs.
Just to see if I, if I need to operate.
I'm just doing, uh, like a stable double, double, double, double.
and
It's why we're doing pregnancy so that we don't be there in the middle of running,
you know what I mean?
Check, is it possible to check that my brain is a problem?
Like what are the odds that my brain has a malfunction?
And how would you know the talent if there was one?
I'll get a scapula.
100%
A scapula.
I wrote a block on the other side of the screen.
I need a...
This is not correct. This is not correct.
Oh, this is correct.
Clots.
I'm gonna jab him again now.
Shall I hold him?
Shall we start the red ebbs like that?
What are you doing?
Chad, what are you doing?
Chad, is there a new TV?
Like...
...
Chad, we're doing only blue, blue screens, only.
only deep sea blue only with visible trees nothing else or villages or
four rebels but they're just enemies on emerald east so it's ok
ok these are timble
this is not a good spot at all
i mean
This is fun, I'm gonna hold that one, but these are both badder, these are both badder.
Okay, both badder.
This song's probably one of the best I've ever heard of.
This song makes me, it can actually connect with the vibe, I mean.
By my, go to this one.
that's hard
I'm not gonna go back, I don't think I can
actually my skills, my knowledge, I can just a little bit of luck in it and boom, there's
I'm gonna be able to...
I'm gonna be able to...
Where is it?
Is that anyone's right?
I just can't, that Wildness is a horrible legend.
Yeah, go.
1-3 out, this kid is at 2, dude really, this kid is at 2, that was more locked in and that
That was not bad, that was like a 138 or something like that.
I had to go for it.
I hate those blinds, the blinds are blinding me.
Like it's really bad.
I mean, I don't
No.
Shush.
Shush.
No, I'm right here.
Wait.
Wait.
I think I need to raise the volume a little bit of the gain because it's kind of hard
to tell when I'm playing the block down or when I'm hitting the lava.
Well, I mean, if you already want that then you don't know.
I'll put some color music just for you, we'll do mix after all.
No, it's more about the audio today, it's a little bit too much, like it's just a little
I don't work at H&M anymore, what?
like what the what was going on about
only one arm is there that was i mean
two again
arm
how do i get out of here
xqc xqc xqc please man stop promising early streaks stop promising pro versus pro
Well, I mean, I mean, I was a little bit of a what?
I see it.
It wasn't in order to get it.
Check.
I'm telling you, my inputs are correct.
There's an actual problem with my keyboard and computer.
Like, I'm not just saying this, like, the inputs are, like, I'm using to do them, it's, it's exact same set of, of, of, of keys.
Like, there's something wrong with it.
It's not enough for any of these things to be 8. 8 or 10.
So instead of QCG.
Unless lava or another torch.
Nope.
Unless...
If you're going up a mountain and a run is over.
Like, if you're scaling a fucking mountain and a run, it's already over.
It's a bad one.
Why do you steal a mountain and you don't climb it or you don't walk it?
Why don't you walk a mountain and you're stealing it?
Oh yeah, just like a bunch of bullshit, that says.
Unless...
Yeah, it's all right.
It's okay.
I think there's a chance there but I'm cool I didn't think it over.
I said that as like a fallback so if I was wrong then I would still right about it.
Yeah, I was right full time.
We've got this.
That's the kills here.
There's a fact that he doesn't suit up
Yeah, oh
It's a lot of them. Yeah, what what does um?
What type of suits you lawyers wear
No suits
Where does the guard, the Vader, why does the dog hit across the road?
I don't need to hug that one, I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, if I don't get an actual entry, I'm gonna start saying some shit.
I have the blinds a little bit, like the blinds room, the sun is going straight into my
I have balls in there, it is.
You can wait low key looking a little on a chunky side.
Wait, wait a minute.
That's what I've been wanting to do.
Wait, am I in a chunk or not?
Where are the BTs, brother man? Where are the BTs at, man?
So, where are the BTs then?
There you go. I mean, that's my BT, but I may not be able to afford 4 bucks.
I don't really want to swim down here, but I don't have to.
Want to go over to help with this one?
You know what, champ?
Watch this.
This is why I am the one who runs.
Defense are very treasurer.
And it's what I stand for when the run starts.
They're pretty rare though.
Like, I like them at the 5% of like, deep sea.
Um, areas, it's like one out of like 20 usually.
I do bit of runs, but let's comment.
These days they didn't more components than way back in the days.
horse
I'm going to double.
It's a special course that has to be.
It has to be fake, it just has to be.
It is not fake right now.
Should be like a 215.
Nah, 213.
Just good luck on the finals.
Lock the fuck in.
Damn.
Oh
It's quite a spot.
Like long range, pretty much.
No, it's a far away so I mean I'm hopeful about it.
I lost this
Where are they?
the
the
the
I'm
Okay.
Should be visible right now.
of
the
of
the
of
I don't get it
I don't understand
Am I fucking stupid?
Yeah, I might be just fucking straight bald.
Oh.
Wait.
Oh
Wait
Really
Buddy it was fully built it was fully built it really wait
I don't think they've seen it. It was level. I mean I can ignore my
Chad why does the game say east if it's right there oh good it's technically yeah
it is it's like five north like 13 east and it says east oh man I can't I can't
It's not going to get any better than it.
I think I'm going to use that water now.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
Oh
Bought him
I don't like 62, it's just too, um...
It is my tactic though.
Okay, cut it.
That pork sounds over the other side.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
I think it's completely avoided.
I'm gonna place out as much as I am the man who reads.
That was just sub 2 with an outside. It doesn't look like a flat 2, no? That was so good, man.
The good thing is that you are consistent with the two-minute entries.
you need is one lucky see them no pro
right he's right, hold on he's right
yep he's right
what's farming?
what's farming?
I mean dude, dude, like, like, I don't know what you're off from me.
I can give you, um, liquid city mix from where that kind of is.
You can do it, I'm excited to be with you.
Okay.
Nope.
This way.
What was I giving up on Anna?
I mean realistically I mean I'm not fully derusted from the positive of my character
like I'm really starting it.
I think you're really starting it.
My fourth and it was actually pretty decent last time.
I don't think it's the best fourth time to show that but...
If you have a little more to end with me, yeah, we can do that.
No, nobody needs to educate themselves to do anything.
Like, music is vibes.
Like, if I had to read a few books, I'd just appreciate it,
I appreciate it and I don't want to, but if you can have it, I don't get a shit.
What do I mean?
What is the media's letter of C? What does it mean?
Like buddy, my references for memes is insane. I have a catalog of hundreds of thousands of references that span over decades like more.
I'm media literate, and you're a literate, bitch-ass. Fuck you.
It's true, it's right!
You should educate yourself on how to properly play this game called Minecraft, but last
I'm gonna shoot you down if I'm gonna get you out of here
What a badass
Bro!
Well, let me in.
Nope.
That guy.
Corner.
Water first round.
Water where?
Yeah, I didn't even stress that.
So I need to cave it if I were to see the gases right here.
Captain! Water!
Come on!
I need to cave it, alright. Still not.
Water's going all the way down, so I'm following it.
Lava?
I'm about to fall in it.
I
Guys come on why is nobody remaining my donors are going to win
Some cash on this absolute deal or providing this quality content for free
The least you can do is fight ladies and gentlemen.
Let's end the game.
Holy basil.
Where?
Lady and she is in the Zivid one and I saw it on the left.
There's some reason it's gonna be over.
Double bug encrusted structure with an instant load on the way out, blind at 12 blocks.
Stables.
Well, that's a good one, that's it.
No, no.
Wait.
and
when
the
I ain't fuckin' about my stylist, you can just be the type of guy that you're supposed to be
I'm a fucking fucking make me cut another shit
You shouldn't have to be so depressed
The type of money that you'd do to my life
That's pretty much the truth
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
I ain't know how this far I sick of all the lies
You should go on me inside first gold
You telling me that you've been a thief
That is a wheelsuit
I ain't gotta say I ain't no one else
There's all the gold hearts
Oh
That one is in one is that like what yeah, there's one
I'm not sure.
Are they done trading yet?
Hi, it is so
Are they gonna turn in yet
To find me
What are you 27? I mean, dude, why are you late for the...
The music isn't good.
Hip hop and shit is not gonna cut it. I mean, I can't fucking cut shit.
It makes my brain mushy. Like, it's like lean shit. Like lean music. I can't do that.
I
Like young leaners don't like doing lean. I mean, I don't do lean and don't do drugs
I don't do leaner and I'm playing after I'm doing runs. I didn't don't want to be on me
I
It's not about doing the lean all that, but like that's like some some bourgeoisie odd drug
You're like people that
Mobility on the streets can't afford lean. It shoots expensive stuff like
Who does that relate to?
I
Mean it is not cheap it is not cheap. I know
Oh, I'll...
I know who's in it all. I'm knowledgeable, you know what I'm saying.
I'd rather be the one to be I would tell you there's nobody here I want you and I don't want you
You're simply super proportionate and soundless
I've gone on and on and whenever you're around you may be right
I don't like it very much.
Maybe, over there there's this stupid accent, but I don't like it a little bit, maybe.
Oh, well, it looks good. It looks like a tube, but...
That's it!
It's like far away, like I'm thinking of E-15.
Magnals well
The range is good though. The numbers look promising for a vote though
Might need those machines
oh no
i'm gonna get him
i'm gonna kill him i think
um reverse channel is a bridge
no ready i mean it's a good bastion but i fear that it's gonna be too late
they are going to watch the other side
not every said by tag ready there
you never know
I could understand but it's a lot of buttons so now.
That leaves fudges.
and
Well, what am I block that? Wait, what am I block that?
We're behind the what
Where am I going, treasure?
Oh my fucking snap!
Uh, I forgot what's the crack route there.
You mean the old school?
You mean Linus?
The line is easy, it's I go one deeper, double up, do a normal route, and when I'm done I
put a block down and it does the L shaker so I don't get smacked.
It's the same thing.
With the right side buster, block up top, across, drop tank.
I see it in my head.
It's called the Linus because of the incident.
I think it's because it does an L shape.
And when you get to the top, it's like a T shape.
And I call it LT.
And then it was an LTP and I said Linus.
It's just a Linus.
Hello sir, I can really welcome you to Rekord today. You are doing great, smart.
Somebody's been saying this. I mean, I'll do it, but I don't want to be kept in. Thank you again.
What's Flash? That's my yelp!
Hey, I'm turning into a y'all play next to a hold on it. Well, I wasn't in front of you, but that sounds kind of fucking high though
Hold on actually is that anything
What the fuck was that?
Wait, it ain't playing.
What?
Really turnin' into him
At 9pm and 2 hours, I'll play Jaws
Jesus Christ
Alright, let's do like the ones
Don't let me, I mean, he'll not let me over chat
What do you mean if you wanted to hold on like that?
What do you mean?
What?
Did anybody mean?
Really?
Scams it.
Game companies that are as big as light games should send people that win stuff in their
franchises physical goods like like like the old I mean challenge your jacket
really was lame but something is something cool like how much money is
that very little what how much do you think that it hides will up to do the
stuff that involves them with their product a crazy nonce like it is really
a 100x investment like these things are just showing the game
and i didn't look a chain
it was telling like 20 bucks to make it
If you fight the intruder until the 1 really?
If you love the normal player though, who does the 1?
What about the normal average everyday player like you?
What's your reward then?
I
Is the one I could do it. I don't know why but just something with this one. It's just different. It smells of it
I'm gonna put the runs in on WS because it's not a start of mine.
It's gonna fall down as well.
This is good!
Even his dolphin nose is itch.
So far away.
Can I get the reins together?
Watch this.
A flat top slab all the way through.
Why the prophecy?
What is this terrain dude?
It's not, it's not, I was written dude.
It's not how it was meant to be.
Oh, unless...
It's still good one, 3-3-3-3-5, not bad at all.
It should be here within like five chunks
They'll do my time check I think if I make me know build on the rice
Jacks, Billy 10, no?
Shut up, you jacks, shut the fuck up, you loser.
Is it Billy?
He was fully lovin'
I'm lookin' like a little ruler just outside of this little cusp
Like fuck you man
I miss- where is he to me today?
I mean he's trashin'
I'm not gonna cut it, buddy.
Okay, I'll cut anything out there, and then I'll do it.
It's like a lot of fun.
I reckon we're in two.
This is me and Tyler, about challenger.
Joey Daniel is what? Gold, gold, almost black.
I mean, there's a good team right there.
Thank you.
There's a high chance of a lot of here so I don't want to...
I'm not jelly-lo. I mean, well, it always is jelly, like, what?
What happened to that guy anyway?
Is there some drama?
I don't think there's a play with it anymore.
I don't know what to do with him.
I don't know what to do with him.
I don't know what to do with him.
Yeah, holy fuck, they got me behind each other.
BL, bottom left.
This is the guns at the bottom of the quadrants of the screen.
But the last time you got an actual high-rank on the video game was on the I-Rex.
You haven't gotten back to the top one percent.
And you were in the bottom dollar of the one.
You need to lock in and put it on the second.
not what that is yo
Zip that one back bro, later
Any lava? Oh oh oh
Chat, you see what I see? Chat, what do you see? Say it
Stay or you're luck me
Why did the force in minecraft room always start take us down memory lane back to 2020
Where?
How are you so glad that this video came out?
It is honestly imbalancing.
And your position.
Um, really good hour to have that.
I'm really good at what he has there.
I hope that's like very, um, low fire.
I want to go to the 70, but sometimes it may be bad.
I'm on lower renders real quick.
Maybe 13, just to see.
Maybe it's behind me.
Wow, still 17.
They wouldn't have done it better, right?
I can't see.
I think it's very likely that it's both on either either side either or very very likely
He's having the craziest seat.
Are you fucking stupid?
and
I think with this, what happened?
I don't know, they do.
There's that goes, yeah, we'll go to 22 I mean so 21 but still no pearls at all
Is this not?
20 maybe?
What is wrong with this stupid scanner?
No more trades then!
I'm supposed to do this. Damn it. Don't tell me what I can't do. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Excuse me. What am I doing?
I mean, it's like a and then I got back up bill as well
Which act when did it take sir to make this one it's different
It looks like you need the push prize of more than four cents, go buy yourself a nice cream
I'm...
Really?
Really?
I'm ready!
BAM!
NO!
Oh god!
Oh
I never know, right?
Explore is the best
Are you near the lake?
It forced him to proceed with the laughing at this quick.
Shut up, Amas!
You know what? It's a blind anyway. It's a blind.
It went through the plan anyway, so it's just hoping for the best here.
Let me get you to centipede, okay?
Minus 14.
Water's low, 11.
Maybe with two lights.
I don't think I have enough wood to craft.
Okay.
Water's not as good as 11.
Maybe it was too late.
I don't think I have enough wood to crack.
I see it.
I can't even hear what I'm supposed to do.
I'll try
I'll try
Damn it!
Did I not pick it up?
Did I not pick it up yet?
I think they both broke?
How can I add a weapon if that ain't possible?
You make pairs motherfucker!
Oh my!
How do you?
He's only gone and fucked it on the last hurdle, Chet.
Now, now we go, latch on, bang!
Oh, I had 12 and one of them broke, that's 11 then, oh yeah, but why did I attend then?
I mean...
Through a little god scene, there could be some telegraph you weren't so much done.
How could I have 11 if you get two fucking blazes per fucking wad?
It's always an even number!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He is proud of my Mr. Cowley.
For said order they seek the dragon and build like yeas, raise three children and escape the nemesis.
Well I had a powder than an inventory and you didn't have a, I just had a curl once.
Even if got seat, the purchase taking 5 minutes.
of
the
death
of
death
of
I mean, I think I have to finish them again.
I think I have to finish them again.
Any run to completion is fine.
I'm going to motion to aim back the second block through the first log.
Please, just aim through the first log at the second log.
The log is fucking digging him out buddy. What is he talking about?
No heckin way a sub 30 he really is deep you son
What do you mean by that? Aim the log to the first log. What is he talking about?
now. Aim the log to the first log. Like, what are you saying? Welcome to the jungle.
at the second log for the first log then you have to re-aim it.
Re-aim what though?
Like re-aim what though?
When I'm breaking a tree?
So I aim at log 1 when I want to go for log 2.
Like this
Oh, you mean the one above us
The day of August 12th, 2026, or 7th as of the time, Pepsi is still trying to beat the
guard game.
But these clouds fly by you won't learn zero cycle.
Childhood is a day.
Why are the misses of life?
The visionaries of life are designed in a way for you to persevere.
But think about it.
You know weapons before or after they've birth and death whatever
but
Then you have to persevere like
Like I feel like that like worthy odds that
That's how it is. I'll tell you that like it has anybody has to be by design. I mean
like thinking about it
Why are these are the only things we don't know of really?
Anything that matters the most in making you go on.
Like, yeah, like the experience of life and finding out what it means is to just do it.
And there's no other way around it.
There's no shortcut or there's no way, there's no telling it.
You know what I mean?
But think about it.
I mean, what in this hypothetical world, right?
I'm gonna tell you. Oh, yeah, but wait this life is like a it's like a trial. It's like a trial period
Like free Spotify for a month or whatever
It's just a seed you like it or not whatever, but when you die you just respond
Full gear back at your normal life, which is like insane like this was what you like
Okay, when she gets on your fucking in it. I'll just go back to my main my main account in it like
Hey, they fuck it
I mean, like, how did that make sense?
Like, like, if you're new.
True or false?
I should have done that, that was kinda dumb but at the same time it's kinda smart so I
I don't know. I don't feel like I've heard about it.
Yeah, they probably didn't say it's going through it, you know what I mean?
Brother, I don't...
fuck wood we don't care we don't give a block either no block no wood we don't care no
No food either. No food, no blocks, no wood. We don't care. I don't do a shit. I can do anything.
Why does Minecraft turn you into so crates?
It really brings the true me, it just so happens that it's so crazy to me.
Hello, ex-Wikki, can I come in?
Okay, thanks, I'm here to say watching you bridge over Lodder is the closest to which has to live, can we?
I love this music, thank you, Mr. Counter-Blessing my ears.
you know I said it I actually invalidated it I'm taking back officially
I can't I don't love him but I did it
Hi, excuse me not you here. Can I get a welcome to the jungle excuse now?
I'm not new here. Can I get a welcome to the jungle brother man?
I have to go to the other side
I'm going to try and hide, but I need to not get the welcome to the jump.
It's not because of the inflation, I mean because of the inflation, yeah.
Yeah, that shit doesn't work, right?
Seriously?
is anyone else thinking about monday and work and your child feels okay man
I don't think I'm having enough love in here, do I?
Well, I'm sorry I didn't mean to upset you, but I can't still go now.
Oh, no, come back, I was almost over there, you're welcome.
Oh man, I had to check. I mean, you know I'm sick of running.
You know what, sometimes the worst brings back the best.
the
chat
you never asked for welcome to the
welcome comes to you
but what about me
i bought three of your code
That's last one.
Come on bro.
Now we have a full on inflation I mean did you?
Wow, thank you so much. And thank you for hitting that kill lid button when you do. You will never understand how much it means to me, Ardent.
No, it's not about the resolution. I know what you're thinking about, and it's not about...
Dude, let me live!
I think you meant like uh like one of those like uh like inflation like kinks.
Of course I get poisoned, why not?
Here XQC 70 months.
No way am I gonna get one right.
XQC out.
No certain inflation then gave 12 people a welcome to the jungle in like two minutes
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
Damn, damn, damn!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Wait, the poisonous is still faster?
Wait, the poisonous is still faster?
Wait, the poisonous is still faster?
Okay, thanks for the week the dog came up before Ditasit.
Wait, how does that work, huh?
Is that poison that you fall faster?
can I get a welcome for 36 years xqcl hello else
bro I'm not fucking sorry the poison not the opposite anything above two blocks
is considered three blocks
check that out works
that's a very odd mansion, I'd love to live ahead of it, but whatever
that is actually a rare fail
I'll play with Junko when the tournament's ready. Nope.
That's later though, it's going to be an hour and an hour.
They haven't invited me.
That's Silver of Bronze. I am Emerald.
I am emerald then.
The fucking silver brother, are you stupid?
I could legitimately get to gold with a steering wheel.
Brother, I don't... I'm the bronzo, I'm the bronzo!
Jungle inflation is up 167% in the past 10 minutes as your general advisor might urge you to stop welcoming people to the jungle, unless it's me, Imelard of course.
I think they're not, but I think I'm fine.
What?
What's that?
I meant like the inflation where I mean I can't explain it, I mean it's too vulgar, I'm not going to say it, but I mean I've seen it. I don't think it's bad.
I don't like it that much, but there was one circuit living on Twitter where there was some guy skateboarding on like a...
I don't know, that's a really good defense.
Let me inside check.
There's like a guy skateboarding on a big ass like anime titty girl.
I'm not getting it.
Like, he was skateboarding it, like all the titty is going down like her lap.
Like I should have I'm not getting it. It's a little bit. I'd like to catch out it will seem the market
Yeah, no, you know to a boss fuck inflation
The hot job goes there's a
Gundy and capture of Paris and the start of the siege of rule on by Henry the fifth the year was 14 80
This has been your historical
I don't know. I can't make that jamming. It's it's a little evil. I mean
I mean
I don't think I can shit it.
It's not illegal, but I mean, it's legal in a sense, like, it's like it's a toss.
Also, I don't know what I'm talking about, I never saw it.
If somebody told me that, I read that on a book or something.
Oh, he's just trying to add me because I just said my ID.
the jungle line will keep watching and miss the worm
hold on we're gonna kill the pain
did i miss it?
Yeah, how do you see a mindbite?
How do you see a mindbite?
In the flash tab.
In the what?
in the clash what what's annalsy clash oh so where's like where's the invites
where
guys it's yeah ours isn't my idea
we can negotiate my game from the UK life is shitting up the city yeah yeah I
already texted it there what was it I love this store with this order
So do they want it?
Okay, I got it.
Why am I not one in the team? Why am I not one in the team?
I have to confirm it's an answer.
anything below diamond you believe is the same as I
why is it Afghanistan I don't live there
this is Afghanistan
Is this gonna scam me?
Like if I SNS it?
Oh I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Ron tweeted it, okay hold on.
is it I need to connect this I mean I put the code in it is that got it got it
We've done it. Chat, is he gonna pick up one of my downright knocks?
Chat, he's gonna be on stream, right?
What is that? Flash orb, but show us pretty much how it is all this.
your dodge at Minecraft in.
That's kind of cool though.
Okay, okay, Rana.
Notice this right there.
You're just finding a way to post your watch on your Twitter, right?
Finding an excuse to post because of who wears a water in LA, especially in the sand.
Let's give it a buck.
2. You framed the car in to make sure that you will know, you know, I got a car to watch.
It's just an excuse to make this post. Also, the colors awful. The rims are fucking shit.
Buddy, the, the, the, did the IRS stock rims are way better than anything else? They're the good,
actually the best. Like, what is this shit? Come on, bro. Like, who came with this? Come on, man. Just stop.
I know the real owner, me, Shadu, do I get anything else?
You know you're sort of a star, I roll, oh my god I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't,
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing this.
If I had stolen my brother's car, I would drive it.
It has like six on the bottom of it.
State in the team. It's doesn't an hour. Okay
Yeah, do we want like the other bite you get something or what? I have my license. I have my license. I had it
Actually, I had to re get it because of my visa problems
Oh, it's my way to my purse somewhere.
Actually, I don't know where my purse is at, Loki.
Yo, real men wear purses.
They're only real men.
It's a convenient bag that holds all your shit.
Like, learn it from the girls, the girls have a bazillion shit in Able.
They can get a brand new car and a fucking purse, okay?
So it's all made to have stuff and know what they're doing.
So why would a man not get something?
That they can organize their loot publicly.
Like, unless you got nothing in it.
Unless you have no loot!
Man with no purse or no men at all.
You got no loot. You're a boy.
Pockets. You're that guy.
That has this massive bulge on your leg.
Huge bulge.
And this big ass wall is full of fucking gift cards from 20 years ago.
And fucking business cards and a bunch of dogs that nobody cares about.
about this is huge ass stack and it both and the lever is like exploding it from
how much garbage was in there
I don't curse it's called it's got a satchel it's got a satchel
It's like a messenger bag with a bucket.
It's like a crossbody cooler. I think crossbodies are not it. Like I'm gonna say
how it is. Like crossbodies are trying too hard to...
Hey buddy, you don't have a gun in your crossbody, just stop it, just stop it.
Oh, Fendi packs are pretty lit.
If you have a nice one, yeah, it's nice.
Wait, is it backwards?
I don't think it's here, is it?
Am I just bad at it?
It actually is here.
That was really bad among all the channels.
Wait, it wasn't here.
It was the next one over?
buddy it is hold my cards and shit but it's not a hard I can begin to figure
out this one originally also also if you think that your masculinity takes a
hit them because of a bag I mean your masculinity is nothing at all it's it's
so flimsy a bag can rub it away like imagine being that a bag can can make
you from a man to something less like bro if you're down on the edge I mean
bro you're you're not a man
but I can have a person I can have I can have a time I think I think I think
a little bit of a stall right there, I'm not going to lie in.
This could be good.
How impressive this is, right there.
How varied.
oh shit that's actually you signed the science agrees with this you might not
like it the science actually agrees with this
You know they're scared or they think that the thought of it will turn them gay and
it if the thought of it will make you gay then you're already gay it doesn't matter
then you're getting it and that's fine but don't be afraid of it
if you think that thinking about about it would make you gay then that means that
you're probably already getting us so i can think about it all day and it's about to
What is this seed man?
Oh come on!
Pancake!
Watch this Pancake!
Watch this, go and take it.
Actually, I didn't.
Did I? Nope.
It's just me, sir, trying to save the people of the game, men, all the time.
The people of this game, man.
After that gobble, lots of Zochetkoflare defenses. Interesting.
Let me enter here, lovely.
Nice.
Not great, but not bad either.
I
Maybe maybe maybe
I'm gonna start holding these on my lips
cause a joke doesn't make you gay.
Not as much.
Like when you look like you're the teen snake.
Nothing you do makes you
until or unless you are.
Like how's that hard to understand it?
Like what if I, what if I, okay.
What if I make you kiss your homie for 10 mil?
I mean, you do it. I mean, let's go.
You are kissing me. I'll make it ten more. You're doing it.
I know you're doing it.
Now, are you giving it to them? Well, no.
It should be visible by now, to the right.
I mean, I can't do it properly, so I don't know.
Can I enter on the same, just to hold me?
Okay, we got here, let me guess what it is that we'll see.
It's a million times.
How do you even piss with all those those attached in your face?
Yep, stills again after that, no intending.
Can't tell what destruction is that, probably on the left side here.
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
Not a god see that was a table seated.
That was one of the worst things that we've had.
I mean, all things, there's nothing in there.
Is there a chest here?
Buggy.
Whoa, what is this thing?
You're crazy.
Come on.
What if I have fucked up the rest of the sex with a homie?
Does that make me gay?
I mean, if you wanted to, or if it does, or I don't know,
I just want to find this discussion.
I feel like at this point, you might be too indebted to this.
Like, why do you, I mean, why do you get it much?
You just explore yourself, I don't know, or don't, or fucking...
Okay, okay, now here's the crazy conundrum, if you if you
Let's not do hypotheticals, let's not do hypotheticals.
Alright, here's the hypothetical.
Let's say you're like it.
You want to be pegged.
Some people like that.
I don't, there's no people like that, right?
Does that make you ganked?
I think it's definitely, I think it's definitely, I mean, maybe a part of it is, in a way,
in here
did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plague is the wise?
I thought not
it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
fuck you chat
XQC error
You want me to build your game or not?
Only one good thing here is that it's not a one day one day issue. We are done.
for the being gay advice this is the one area where i can tell where your words come from deep
experience oh yeah i mean as a head of special mail like i know what i am
i don't know why you just tell another another another reason
What am I doing with my fingers?
All the people that are going deep down there are gay.
Yep.
41 months. May I please get a welcome to the jungle? X2CL.
I don't know if there should be a column, let me lock in RQ.
Are you better at weak than Dante's mystic?
Yeah, probably.
I mean, are we good at this?
We get
Chat this is it's completely empty like we're not talking about empty like there is nothing in here
Who's a good boy, Jax?
When?
Jax, did you know that whenever you trade items with the Kiggs and it ends in this patch,
the game randomness that dictates what item you're going to get out of the trade is dictated by the lava.
It's the lava in the seed that creates the randomness of those trades.
it's what they use for the randomizer and we gotta run shut up
hi everybody keep talking now we're gonna do a lot of dog shit piece of garbage fucking
trash seeder
I could run in with the furnace, but I will see.
Yeah, I'm gonna furnace it.
Alright, this is nice.
I like how he lets me while she strokes my juicer.
Deep nail experience would recommend true.
Um...
Oh.
Who's winning you at the season?
What, the New York City?
Yeah, maybe I should... I should...
Oh, yeah, the Big-Ass Parley.
Okay, if he gets a bullet, he's gonna fall in there or what?
PayX married man here.
Is it gay to get pegged by my downed low-boy friend?
My wife is also a man GTW.
Fuck.
I'm not going next to it. I'm not going to go next to it. Just to be careful.
I mean, when the run says El Yaw was over, just reset it. I mean, the game said, the game said me to reset it.
Like in the real time it literally, I mean everything was like no, no, no, no, like...
Strict land is 4.4 X set, but what, what, what evil thing is there to lose though? Like what makes him the loser?
Is the other guy better?
Then anything that was in it?
Oh wait, then you put mine on it?
That's those are a hack in that man, what does that mean?
Yeah, I mean, I saw that the characteristic that is
That is the most common with winners was like 34% of our wrestler mains
It's why it's why I always wanted I'm like dude where's John Cena because they this way he does
I mean
Like why why didn't you do all that?
So you get it? You get it?
Camza is the most dominant fighter ever in the UFC, natural?
Yo, we can't see here, 20 bucks, what would you put it on?
Camza under 3.5 rounds, that's a mission there.
and i'm going to play with every multiplier
I don't think there's anything in here in my old team, but it actually is here.
I'm playing battle even now so we'll see.
give me cap on my grill
I need to slur it for the better
I'm doing it now but it's ok
I can't tell, I have to remember to say,
It's a low, low, low, low, low, permission to initiate contact, Mr. Cowell.
Low, low, low, low, low, low.
Same thing here. It's a ice wall.
Yeah, ice wall. I like it.
When there's no sticks to the fire, release him from now.
Ah, I can't, I can't see.
no pancake dude come on really
that's just so unfair dude
I'm gonna figure out what's going on in the tube here
So maybe mission rated level here maybe.
Nope.
No light in there and yeah right here.
of
the
The bridge, reverse bridge, and so on across.
This is disastrous.
I mean, it's a reverse bridge, like all the way across the map.
Jesus.
This song is flavorful.
I cannot do the parkour.
I'm the boss.
I
you
you
you
you
you
I
Want a totally right this night
Wow I mean really?
What the fuck?
Dude, just fuck off.
That was actually horrible bro.
That was absolutely a baseball
That was good
I mean what the fuck brother what I'm not going to complain just fuckers again
you'll be one good evening shit I noticed you didn't say the tournament and what when
Now you beat in the juicer. It's been 600 years since you lost and again
That's limits just a lock-in though like Saturday night 16
When is that today?
Well, we're gonna go get in a tackle today
Well, no one's scum me like, well, I'm good enough to play, like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I cook
hard.
I am him.
Hello kiddo, chat, you locked me in a room and you give me a task?
Like, much love you, sir.
What a task.
I can become top of 0.001% after I put you through the task.
Like bang.
That's what I did with Overwatch.
I locked myself in my room and I only played tank.
Over the weekend and I became the best.
Bang, that is what I did.
I'm not sure what this is.
Is that it?
I wonder what that did for Best Night Out.
The rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy
I don't think I've done a fair league in going
I mean chat chat should have one up chat you are the best at anything you do
Can I get a welcome to the jungle my use the Rex QTL chat? I would be a nice get a one don't know
Is that my endo?
Check, can you play in women's tournament in this one day, like today, and start and finish, or is it like multiple days and weeks?
That's one of three games.
Well, that's it.
check after at the borrow league like like having players that play for my team
whatever check I didn't want maybe actually get a team of something but
what though
This method is really no return at all, not even like, they're just fake.
And your cost is so crazy.
Even if it wasn't to make money, it felt like a huge sink, like it's such a sink.
Yeah, but if I had a stake sponsor though, they would pick like most of the percentage
though.
Like at the point, if the team becomes good, I would just be eclipsed, let's be honest.
If I went hard with it and it would became something, they would just put me inside
it.
Why is it because it's not because of that steak or like your baddie box is because that's
I'm impressed.
Ah, they're just not all of it, they're just not all of it.
And I swear to actually, in ASCAPRA, you do hear the noise.
If you don't have the properties of rubber and gum.
Chad, what, what, what, what, what, what?
I don't think you can beat the record in a month.
Chad, what about, what about?
Welcome to the jungle.
Bringing, bringing munch, we all baseball back in.
I mean, that's fucking heavy, no?
Am I really?
No?
Okay.
Am I really?
Yeah, I'm passionate about it.
Okay.
Um.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm passionate about it
Okay
Jack Jack using stachet Jack is there a stack page
You know review ball of game you can't go to this discontent it Jack
Jack, if you give a company pushback on Twitter and shit like that, I mean, they can be receptive,
no?
I mean, I think review bombing is a little bit extreme, Loki.
Jack, I think if you have any discontent for a game, and the decision, even if they're
good, if the public doesn't get it and they review bomb, I think that's unfair for them.
Like, let's say the public doesn't understand something and they explain it and they don't
get it.
Let's say, oh, guys, this game uses AI.
And AI was used for the AI bots that go around the map
because they need AI.
Like, oh, AI equals iReviewBomber.
I mean, that's kind of lame for them.
I think that's kind of lame.
Um...
Oh, anyway.
Now we have a real rest of America.
She has a stat page that shows all the esports and whatever,
like how they're doing, like an esports health page.
Like I wonder what esports is, like kind of a sleeper right now,
like people are sleeping on it.
That's like, people like...
That's AI. I mean Brock.
I
One
That's a visit in terms of e-sports
No
Can you name me the 10?
biggest current e-sports in only the year 2025
2026
Um
Rank them and it gave me some viewer metrics for tournaments
Rocket League Street Fighter
Go Street I would go hard though
What about what about a guy that's like a goat at a fighting game like like that would go hard, no
I tour the world and then clap cheeks
Yo, yo, yo, it's broken a lot of schemes have you thought of summer themed merch the fellow
Mobile legends bang bang. Yo, that's like a lot. That is check out my second mother
Yo, do what the-
Is that legal?
Okay, but now we're the first sort of here guaranteed by a dream ex. Oh my oh my goodness look at the speed here
you
you
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Doing bad now like how do you change how they don't have been doing it?
No, they didn't do good.
What?
They're cooking it.
600k on the last minute.
Oh shit, wait hold on.
Top lift metric where?
Yeah, I don't know actually.
actually wait chat is that on the primers anymore um yeah chat I mean yeah um I
I mean, yeah, yeah, I think it was yours on the big ones. It's good. No
It's not bad
Yeah, how much would it seem cost to how much do Rod League pros make it like per month, man
Fucking stupid ass all man
Wait, what are the odds that autoplay plays this
Yeah, how much, how many, 5K, how much?
You're not going to get your crazy, you're telling your head in.
8K for a good player, so 8K for the, so 24K, so 2 and a K a year in salaries, plus expenses,
so 5 and a K a year for like a whole, the whole thing pretty much.
Jack, no? If I'm gonna get a year, you get a whole operation going.
Low key.
Which sponsors, I think that would be very little, like...
Jack, I could probably cut it down so like, it could cost me a hundred to get a year.
A hundred to get years, like, whatever, like, I mean, it's a lot of money, but I mean...
It could be cool.
Damn, hold on.
Rocket League, average role player salary.
Apex? Apex is shit though.
I mean, what? Is Apex good?
you
you
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Think balance the play low key chat low key balance the play like
You get a good team and they make it in I mean that's fucking that's much wind
You gotta put the juices
What is the format looking like?
Like a wiki pd if you look at it?
Like how do you look at it?
Is it a wiki?
There you are.
I don't want to look at it.
Wait a minute.
I don't, I don't, I don't know about that.
Wait, really?
Watch out, Rocket League could be good though.
Jeff Reilly, yours is broadcast.
Yes, I think it could be good though.
I don't know what to get you, and uh, I think I'm just gonna go see.
Okay, um
All that it is ways, uh, what I used to get like maybe just
One yeah, but yeah
Again
Qualify for the biggest event of the year
Imagine a tier one e-sports owned by X and you see the match names the toe jammers versus team for
Is that masters and changes?
So fierce. What's the dream headline?
Everything is a
tournament
That's pretty bold
Exactly told you. Dude, I don't give a I just wanna know the format off
Masters, champions, they're all high-stake moments where every match counts.
And what they have in common, they're all tournaments.
So we do more of that.
So what's changing?
Well, no more leads.
No more regular seasons.
No more low-stake matches.
No more several weeks long journey into a field.
Instead, new tournaments.
Thank you.
We'll call them cups.
Short, high-stake competitions that replace the regular season.
Yo, yo.
Call them cups.
Short, high-stake competitions.
What the fuck is this trophy?
I mean, they're not the athletes, right?
I mean, there's no shots.
I mean, are we dead ass?
Additions that replace the regular season,
and each cup ends with a sick finals weekend event.
So everything is...
a tournament.
Okay, and look, that all sounds awesome,
but I told you to fix tier two.
No more tier two.
Leo, you can't just delete a tier.
Well, we're not deleting it, we're bringing all teams together into one single tier.
With open qualifiers in every region.
That's how you get it then, it's any better.
So I buy a team of the Avengers, right, right?
Like we build the Avengers and pay up massive salary for that, like some superstar, Mother
Sucka, and you put up the bracket and then you fucking get to the top and then you walk
in and you sell the team or some shit.
And you one can fight their way in and they don't need to wait a year to do it.
Okay, so when you say read-
Instead of called the underdog, they're called the overdogs.
Cause they're like the underdogs, but they're actually better than the most players that are already playing it.
The overdogs.
I- I- I can't do anything.
Like, I can't go with a fucking name.
Like it's- it's- I- I'm fucking annoying.
Like, you don't know anything.
You mean, America's, A-Pack, Amia.
Nope.
Brazil qualifies out of Brazil, Japan qualifies out of Japan, Turkey qualifies out of Turkey, so one and so forth.
A team win their regional qualifier, get Ed Cup.
A few weeks after that, they're on the biggest stages at Masters and Champions.
Alright, let's do it again.
Get Ed Cup. A few weeks and so forth.
I don't know. Brazil qualifies out of Brazil.
Japan qualifies out of Japan.
Turkey qualifies out of Turkey.
So won and so forth.
A team win their...
Well, what if I get some guys, like five locked in Chinese guys
and they can qualify in a weak zone and they fucking just slatter them?
Locked yappings and you are gonna pull out like last time anyway
what I
Get I get five boys locked in to China, but get in the house and fucking. I don't know like turkey or some shit, but and
They and they just fucking absolutely steamroll the whole bracket
And cup a few weeks after that. They're on the biggest stages that masters in changes. Well, so theoretically
You're telling me a random five-star could just they're good enough
Yes. And the further they go, the bigger the stage and the bigger the payout.
Everything matters now and every match builds.
Well like, partner teams still exist, right?
Yes. But they fight their way in like everyone else.
And if they help us grow the sport with community, events, content, we support them.
Support like team capsules, financial incentives, all the things.
But most of the support is attached to winning games and qualifying tournaments.
So a non-partner team doing really well can make just as much if not more.
Okay, but what about the fans?
Oh, yeah.
We go to them. We go where fans are.
Cups mean more events. More events mean more cities.
More cities means the VCT closer to you.
Did you practice that?
I didn't.
Wait, so let's make sure we got this.
You want every stage to be high stakes?
Yes.
You want anyone to be able to qualify?
Yes.
want more events in more cities?
Yes!
Che, does that cause blood?
It's going to be chaos.
Or the best version of the VCT we've ever had.
Exactly.
OK.
You're going to have this ready by next year.
Yes.
Well, I mean, I mean, Che, I have
to know how many people make it in, though.
I mean, like how many people are
some teams are you locked in and they can't lose like how many spots are actually fully open like
so nobody's locked in everybody's up a relegation
all right i mean it's got a nobody looking think about it if you create a valerant team then that
means you would have to watch valerant gameplay no amount of money is worth that torture whereas
Rocket League can actually be amazing to watch him write.
OK, so don't say I'm right because it's not enough.
You want to find that he's right.
You're not using it to say he's right.
But watch this.
Check.
I'm the goal of everything.
And that's why he's watching me.
He's right.
And he's right.
He's right.
It doesn't work, but I do it, yeah, you have to do it.
Okay, um, okay, I guess, I mean, chat.
Work up to some valorant fucking who cares.
No, dude.
Logame Elbozo Muchlovexqcl.
Buddy, are you stupid?
We'll talk about it to any team.
Any team.
We'll talk about it's any team any eSports job about CS
Check check if I get a CS in your chat guys, I would have to get me like but I need I have to get trained
I had they had a kick and steak. I'd have to get the whole fucking I need to get I would have to get the round table like
I have to fucking dim the WhatsApp group and get the people at the round table
I mean, that's like a multi-million though like even on the first year to the five million
Like are you kidding me?
what about counter strike top 10 teams how much would you ever consider
playing a game professionally there are some games to say but if you could ever
get on a team could you compete not really
I mean it's not that bad, um, uh, just lose some quick mass on it.
So with the coaching on this shit, right?
That's six players, right?
It's like six times.
45,000.
Time's 12.
Meanwhile, Dota 2 scene has rumors about Orcs and even Blast is gonna either freeze or leave
because it's financially unsustainable.
Valve forsaken the game.
Aware?
Remember when it's like 70 mil price fall
And I would sponsors none I've had I mean it wouldn't be the bad
We could just put the money in the pot
We get in train and we do like a fucking all of red it and they hits we did a came in if not
I mean we find a way to get the money back. I mean, it's that simple I
Mean you just leave it up to Chad
Think about it.
I mean it, check.
I don't get it.
They were able to buy out the players for only five extra months.
Check.
Did they post them already?
Like, I mean it.
the difference is to be very little
oh it's way more really interesting
shut up um yeah what do you think of team chat could they could they make I
realize you're a tier 2 team that's up and coming could they make it a tier 1
to provide fodder for the real teams. It might be worth your time to play video games.
Like, really? Really, like what?
Like, foot?
What's that?
What's that?
Oh, they made it in
HLTV
Game and you do all like teams
That's how I guess I'm not just I'm not saying like like if you buy a
Planet that could be that could be worth doing. I mean fuck it
Like I actually also get it going and I'm not gonna be alone either, it would be easier to say that.
Can already see this happening.
XQCT loses as heavy favourites like minus 700 odds to some poor bums playing on the MacBooks
and then get death threats on Twitter from some gambodians alone.
I know because we'll fucking flood with what we're astral turf
Fucking Twitter full of fucking bots that just say that just glaze the team and say fans are being done
They're spending lives whatever when it's completely complete opposite. Like I don't give a shit
You know who's calling
I guess I I don't see the call
Jack was looking up and coming tier tier two that's like cooking
No, I mean
Did you see the gamer doc guy who ban train got five will also you're looking fine today?
Wait, anything if I was in the video?
3D Max.
Yo, yo, yo, don't be my shit.
Get it?
Yo?
Hello?
Yo, Axe, what's up, bro?
Alright, I'm here to tell you guys something.
I had you like, like, 5x8 last time.
Yeah, what's up, man?
What's up, Axe? How you been, bro?
Good, I was looking at CSDM's to buy it.
I'm trying to buy a CSDM.
God, you're so rich, bro.
Yo, X, do you remember Dottas at all?
Do you remember Dottas?
The way Daniel, the goat.
That's the goat?
Yo, it's good PVC.
Yo, yo, yo.
Buddy, did you know, by the way,
that I built my ears, I've thrown you down for good.
Did you know that you can have a personality
that isn't just your stupid ass fucking bum ass mic
and actually upgrade your quality for some, from bonnics.
No, not all of us are bajillionaires like you, bro.
You don't have to log anymore.
You've made it far enough, okay?
You're not Ron, you're not T1.
Like, bro, come on, bro.
Okay, no, but X, you don't get it, bro.
The reason why I have this headset
is so that when I hear my own voice,
it makes me agitated so I can be more entertaining.
Mm, yeah, I used to have that with my older headset,
but it's gone now.
Bro, so X, are you, what's the deal with you and League, Bro?
Dante has told me you're silver.
I'm not silver.
I mean, I'm not a lie.
I've never been silver, even when a game came out.
Like I've never been silver, if never happened.
Okay.
So, let me ask you a question, X, then.
Is there any difference between iron and diamond, yes or no?
Um, well, tell you what, tell you what, the real ranks are nothing, nothing, then there's
all, there's iron, but then the next thing after iron is actually mid diamond, because
early diamond is still shite.
Like-
P-boyed X, you're fucking warping, bro, in season five you were called four, dude.
Not possible.
Wait, what?
You lied about-
You're being-
You're being-
You're being-
You're being-
You're being-
Bro, you lied about Emerald Axe!
This guy sounds like some fucking, like some narc kid at school.
Like...
Wait, Axe, I'm looking at your account, bro.
Dude, you never hit Emerald, bro?
Dude, it's his first season!
It's a fucking bitch-ass!
Oh, he hit Emerald this season.
Bro, Dantez, what the heck, bro?
But I mean, go look at the games play.
I will really place my accounts.
Like, do three games and then not play on the accounts.
Like...
Okay.
So what do you think of his stats like what you're looking at here?
Like, are these?
Chai, give me the web app machine.
Chai, give me the web app machine with the old stats.
Web app machine.
Listen, listen.
The good thing about X, you see is that he's improving, right?
Because like, season five to season six, he went from gold four to gold five,
which is like a bit of a D rank.
But then in season seven, he brought it back all the way to gold one.
So the thing is that we know that X can increase his skill at the game.
So there's a chance that he might perform tonight.
So also also also don't they match make us a thing is because of our rank so I'm lopping as a mobile a match master
Coming yeah, wait, what's up? Who's the coach? There's no one is he as coach?
But you play okay generally you only play one role in one character
I would listen to more like Tyler he plays all roles all characters and he knows more about the game you
Okay, so let me ask you a question next is LeBron's coach better than him at basketball. Yes or no
Who's who's who's LeBron's?
LeBron James, bro. Is his coach better than him at basketball? Yes or no? No
Exactly so the thing is X that sometimes the best coaches in the game are the ones that don't play
Coaches don't play X
But then you need to have a track record as a coach with the track and give me some results here
He got me bro. He got me from iron four to iron two dude. Yeah, that's right
71 yo X by the way, bro
I I have to bring this up because I'm a little bit concerned and I need that like if we're gonna be a team in this tournament tonight
Like we need to be open about everything X you have a 25 win percentage of the season
What's going on? Yeah, you have four wins 12 losses in your last 16 games play
But that's because I promote it to emerald and some girls talking shit that right and what I did is that I just toss this game because I
Because I can't do ranking so I said, you know
You know money at 0lp. I'm tough and I toss this shit and I haven't might be in here GG
I've been I've been what we call it. He low terrorists in my games where I hold those all the hostage you want to talk some shit
It's all good. I'm feeling it. I'm not I'm not pushing it
I couldn't give a shit and X that's why I knew you'd be a great addition to this team, bro
Because you also commit elo terrorism bro. You have to you have to we need five fucking sociopaths if we're gonna win this shit
Like if you really they might I want you to think about this very carefully like a lot of players don't deserve their rank
Right and they alarm as they deserve it right you have to gatekeep them
Yeah, like you are the elo equalizer you make rank tolerable by bringing them down
The good players will always rise the bad players will go down and they won't be able to go like us
wait wait yeah no 100% x 100% bro wait that's as we add a Tyler and hums I
can add time yeah I got Jack Jack Jack I think I had like a lot let's say
there's like a site that they tell you like top 10 in this video support this
game and I have quite an off meta strategy wait no I don't know it's not
Oh, this is the riff, bro. We're in the fucking riff a Ram
Oh, this is the summoner's riff, bro
Wait T1 talk at T. Yeah
That's a problem. Yeah. Yeah, I am doing
Yo, Hums, what's up, bro? Nice to meet you, man. So nice to meet you. Nice to meet you act
Wait, what is Tyler's thing?
Oh, no, I'm about to leave my task.
You add to this?
Dude, I can't add to it.
Oh, wait, he sent me a friend request.
OK, let me bring him in.
Chad, what was the, Chad, I don't think it was low-key music.
Another side is low-key music.
Chad, I'm going to use the way that machine churns.
Right.
Like, true rank.
Like, true rank.
Dude, this is literally like the League of Legends Avengers right now.
This is what I'm saying, bro.
This is exactly what I'm saying.
Also, guys, listen, everybody needs to buy the premium clash tickets, bro.
Everyone needs a premium one.
Isn't that just for skins?
Chad.
Yeah, but it's to show that we're all-
I was ecstasy old. I got that.
Trying our hardest to win.
So we hijacked my name now.
That's a cost of $10.
Bro, buy it.
So, Jynxie, the way that you do it is you open the Clash tab,
and then on your Clash tab, you're
going to see that there's like a little ticket.
And then there's like a shiny silver ticket.
You need to buy the shiny silver.
Yes.
Why?
Because the thing is that if you win the Clash tourney
and you have the premium ticket, you
better skins bro I thought three all right mr. okay okay okay wait I need to
buy it oh I bought the wrong one okay what kind of ADC's you play cuz I need
to I J play most of them like okay I play okay at mid and mold or more I get
only three of them probably like I could play yo yo my mf is fucking insane
mf Kate ash I can put it to a level but then I had like a corky cog I played
it Lucian fucking Trist
bro so XQC basically the you're probably going to have to end up playing ADC
That's very self-reminent and self-sufficient rich because I'm insane at twitch. Um, bro
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get the chills and when you see when you see I start fucking spewing
Buddy buddy, they disappear you'll see like so yeah, because Dante plays a little bit off meta with support
He's not gonna be with you that much. Yeah, it's all good. I don't so what are you gonna play?
I'm gonna play Pantheon and I'm gonna operate as the second jungler this game
I'm not for Jin.
You guys used to link my old sets on an exclusive LoL account, man.
It's on the ribbon machine, man.
This is going to be my game plan, okay, just so everyone's aware.
I'm going to be playing the map like a demon, bro.
I'm going to be taking control, we're going to be having the communications, it's going
to be good.
So as long as we can lock it down in the bot lane, right, and as long as we get priority
mid, we're going to fucking demolish every single team.
But dude, where's Tonka?
Yeah, we need big talk of tea in here, bro.
Oh yeah, talk of tea, yeah, we need that.
Hamza, Hamza, have you hit Challenger?
I'm Challenger currently. Challenger for 10 years.
Holy Dante has got a lot, bro.
10 years, really?
Yeah, it's a season three.
No, no, no, I started season three.
What role, though?
I got at like, ADC. It's the hardest and the shittiest.
Actually, okay, I mean, you can have ADC then.
I'll play another role then, it's all good.
No, that's fine, bro, go play ADC. I can play, I can fill.
No, no, no, no, no.
But we won on your A game, where you know what to do.
No, no, no, I can play fill.
I can let it get.
Every role, I'm like GM.
Every role.
But like ADC, I can.
Because I can play top.
I'm actually about as much good as I'm actually really good top.
I go bang.
What about just play ADC?
Trust me, I'm comfortable with anything.
If we lose a game, are we out?
We need to lose like two?
Two or three?
If we lose one game, then I swap roles then and you start carrying.
All right.
We lose when we're out?
No, no, it's uh, there's losers bracket. So like if you lose then you play the losers bracket
Good god, bro. I'd rather jerk off with a boxing club than do that. Okay guys, we need to make a team
Team name myself out the overdogs that
All right, my bad. I was saying we need to make a team name, but do we wait for Tyler or should we do it now?
Yeah, wait for Tyler bro, wait for Tyler bro. How does playing mortal combat? What the hell?
or no street fighter, it's like masters.
This is like fighting games super easy because you just fucking click buttons.
Bro, isn't that every game if you actually reduce it to that?
Dude, we put the minion icon like this and we go to the mischievous.
Bro, that name's a little bit, I don't know, I don't know about that one.
I was thinking more along the lines of like, Giddy and the victims.
Okay, no, no.
Wait, what?
Who?
How did one got knocked out by Alex?
Wait, actually, don't know who Giddy is.
No, who's that?
Jesus Christ, bro.
No, don't worry about it, bro.
We're not naming our team Giddy.
Why is it the Bessality guy?
No, no.
Y'all what up? Y'all will be Aura, Aura, Aura.
So Tyler, before we start things off here, how much better are you than Dante's at League of Legends, Tyler?
Like, Ty, dude, you cannot fucking compare me and Dante's, you hear me?
No, dude, Tyler, if you're like a 9, I'm like an 8.5. Let's keep it a stock.
Don't you think? He plays, I mean, he plays one character on one role, and I sub-time challenger.
I said that! I said that! Sometimes.
Brutal
I said that I said that
Yeah, tell me the only person to hit challenger in five rules in NA
On a fresh level 30 account leveled from bot games absolutely yo, I'm bronze to challenger
Yo, every single account guys guys put put the icon a game
put the icon with the hood right purple and we're calling them the disciples
bro these names aren't good Tyler do you hear me?
and it's good what?
I'm here I know you're waiting on me your fucking chance keeps spamming me on a punch my fucking monitor
you guys control these motherfuckers?
no no we didn't send them there bro
okay control them
okay then put the hood guy on orange and we'll call us the interlopers
Okay, Tyler do you have an idea for a team name? We haven't been able to agree on one yet. Yeah, we're waiting for you
Here, how about I just choose the best guys, okay? That tastes. What was your idea? I said JD and the victims
Okay
You laugh okay, here's mine because he's so fucking deranged
I don't know. What is that?
Bro, it's ball knowledge, bro. It's ball knowledge.
You mean dark malt?
The dark malt. Yeah. What's yours, bro?
I said it. The disciples.
Miho. Miho. Miho.
And then Hamza?
The heathens.
Okay.
I'm gonna just go nameless, guys. I'm gonna be honest.
God damn it. I'm at Larpers.
How about yeah, we have no name. This is no one even knows what Marping means, bro
They just fucking say it bro. I'm done with that fucking annoying ass fucking word. Let's call it a good. Let's get a good team name
But guys it needs to also have a three letter tag so it needs to be a team name with the three letter tag
Maybe just what about what about intruders short into I and key
Maybe the Predators I think.
I don't know, that's a good one.
In the bushes, obviously in game.
And then we could call it ING, like in game, in our tag.
Okay, is everyone down for the Predators?
ING, I'm not down, but you can do it.
Okay, let's do it.
It's out of the other campaigns.
What is this ticket stuff for?
We need this yes, and now no we don't need it. It's just like you buy it
I've never actually played clash for my life guys
What bro? Okay, so listen Tyler Tyler
You have to buy the $10 premium clash ticket because it shows that you're locked in and you're trying to win
Did he give me two dollars?
Are you wait really?
You're not buying the fuck it is it blue essence nobody has the actual fucking
I
Just one I just bought an essence one. I just want to know dude. No, it needs to be the premium
We need to all I'm not spit doctors. I am I getting a rage baited. It's good. It's gonna be a two hours of rage bait
It's not me. Oh Tyler Tyler. I everybody got the ticket thought to be fair. You gotta get one too, Tyler
One here
Not
Tyler the tree drops his kids off to school in a private jet, and he's I'm going to buy a premium ticket
That's why I watch outward. They should stay at home you clown
Bro, bro, I didn't even get the ticket bro. Except it except it I gave you one except it
You gave me a ticket. Yeah, it's like a gift thing except it. Whoa. How do I accept it?
No, I don't I don't have anything I don't have a gift. Wait, yeah, I gotta do your roles. I'll do it again. I'll do it again
Oh, I just it's just
Look, I can phase mean 42 minutes
It means that you have 42 minutes lock in and then you're eliminated. Oh, thank you. Okay. Well, okay
So now Jin see choose the jungle role and then we can walk in and we're ready for action
That was before like like
That's how I run this fucking
What's your rank now?
I'm starting to close the page.
Oh, Tyler, my rank is Iron 2.
Iron 2.
Wait, what about Iron 4?
He was on the brink of Iron 4.
Wait, nice actually.
Your mic just exploded it.
We have no exits.
Yours not exploded.
We have a problem, guys.
We have actually a big problem.
Teeny skill disparity.
skill gap between your teammates this may result in a harder matchup wait am I
gonna be playing as a challenger jungler possibly a challenger at least do you want
to not be dead I'm gonna get a real fucking violent I'm not gonna lie
oh s you see we're so scared why was that fuck so fucking loud Tyler I can
flick you fucking meters away I'm gonna have to give it to you I'm gonna have to
the title on this one he looks like he's on
he literally looks like he's on
I've lost 3rd 25 but no I can I'm not I've never done
steroids in my life look Tyler are you
not
and bro chat is Tyler natural
no I'm not
bro the fucking freak are you kidding me
with these accusations
dude I don't know bro you look like
Geo dude bro
good one classic again guys it'll be nice one
huh you stupid yes I'm natural
okay that's cat it's been years
been years everybody keeps saying he wants everyone. Yeah you know Humphrey you just you say all the time.
You and you say all the time. That's ten years, ten years since you started. Everybody been saying
there's no way it could be that big. Yes there is. I'm a behemoth. I'm a genetic f***ing freak of nature.
In college. In college you were like massive but you barely worked out. Massive. That's not even
sure. You don't know what you're saying. It is. Wait Humphrey. Oh wait do you knew Tyler when Tyler
I was in college like 10 years ago.
I started watching Tyler way before he even got banned.
So you agree that there's a chance
Tyler might not be mad at me?
It's not a chance.
It's everything he's not mad at me.
Actually, I promise he's not mad at me.
There's no way.
But I didn't want to say it exposure now here, but, you know.
It's a trolley.
It's a trolley.
You know?
We said that he never did that before.
We said it's like a drug test.
He never took one.
What?
A drug test?
Never took one.
You guys know nothing about working out if you think he's not
maddy.
Like, no, acts.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
That's not necessarily true, because I actually
look like a freak.
All right, I'm muted.
I have to mute him.
It's the cringe.
I can't have this on my stream.
It's so cringe.
Wait, who did you mute?
I'm being honest.
Buddy, buddy.
You look like a fucked up geodude.
Like, who are you talking to?
See, bro.
That's what I'll say.
You guys are mad, that's crazy.
Bro, but X, like, I don't know if you're in the gym that much, X.
Like, I don't know, dude.
I used to be.
Like, X, do you know if someone's natter you're not?
Seriously, by looking at the- Yeah, yeah, you can usually tell, okay?
By the rate of development of the muscle and how it impacts the tissue around it and the
veins a lot of times.
It is what it is.
So, anyway, you think Tyler's natter- But how do you get chudged?
Okay.
Dude, guys, enough about the discussion.
Just got our first opponents. Oh, well, this is easy emerald diamond diamond diamond master
Okay, someone show screens and search up all of the people so we can figure out for good target that
Be bad by Jenna and Zilean because guys no no you don't understand sometimes the leak client is wrong with the actual information
Joe so someone needs to share screen so we can target that please wait their jungler is a master
We can be the rose what no no no rose swapping we're gonna take that first round. You never you have a chance
So all I have to do is not see and you guys just drop third
I'm gonna be honest X is coming in hot with the red it takes right now
Hello, so look all that we have to do
X me and you just like it feed well
We can't feed and we have three challengers in our team if we do feed they're gonna get over leveled and our challenges
And I got something there. I got something there. You have got to stop calling dovetails challenger
That's gonna be challenge though. He could be challenge, you know
Really good on
Tyler Tyler you have been diamond for weeks now, bro
playing at all. What do you say? Exactly. Glasses on boardcraft because you know you can't climb.
That's not true. I'm barely playing. Okay, but that's the same if you use every time,
Duntas. That would be fair, bro. Okay, Duntas, are you challenged or on any other role besides
tackling? Um, uh, probably support, honestly. Like, I think I'm, I think I'm a challenger
of support level. So there's an all the pro-challenge.
You're gonna see this game my map control and not pressure. I'm literally all over the map like a
Okay, don't tell about this you pick Bard, okay, and just from a role
Listen, I'm gonna lock in Pantheon
I'm gonna solo kill the enemy jungler level one on the red buff
And then I'm gonna invade them the rest of the game trust in the process. They're gonna be ghosting
Okay, but humza if I get invaded what should I do just bend over? I hope you don't worry. I'll help you
We don't need doctors guys. They have a boosted kitten. They have a
The muffin is like a
Okay, okay. Hey, hey leave her alone. She's good at the game leave her alone. Okay
They will then try and bend and bend them to
Bro, I've actually never played in a lobby at this high of a caliber before I have a feeling I'm not gonna have fun
No, no, no, no, just go warwick. Trust me. Trust me. We'll help you out
You just gotta go warwick and just full clear. I've been an invader though. I've even invaded before
Hums I've never been invaded, bro. I don't know. I've never been evaded my ass so tight
What have you been teaching him? No, no, just
Listen, bro, I'm gonna be honest. I was like doc that doesn't teach me about words. He doesn't talk about that
Guys it's a process. Okay, well, let's look at the team. All right, John
I mean he plays Jenna and he doesn't play Jenna he sucks
So this is their team they have a
What the fuck is this shit? Wait, you got a little open on GG. Do you like it? Yeah?
Look at my screen look at my screen
This is not perfect, bro. I'm gonna get invaded. No, this is this is fine trust. I have 40 seconds
I'm gonna get a hold on now. You scared me
Bro the masses gonna come for my ass, bro. You know, I'm gonna show a rake. You're fine. We got us
The exercises
Listen, if he comes if he invades you though, just keep hitting him with word just keep hitting him
I'll rotate okay. I'll keep it and keep it and I'll just say like he's invading me
Okay, don't just whatever you do do not run because if you die you learn something. No
I'm serious. I'm serious the best way to learn a legal legend. I promise you the best learning I'm trying to win
Yeah
bro what if they get that
what if they get that
we got brrr brrr brrr brrr
focus focus focus
Benzillian, Benzillian trust me trust me
wait I don't even play zillian though
he does he does he plays zillian
he plays zillian the champ is groggy
no no no don't play arry don't play arry trust me
I'll touch you I'll touch you
okay okay okay so we need to ban
zillian
do we also ban phy
yes yes yes yes
Okay, you guys are speaking Italian right now. I don't even know what I'm listening to
Wait, did they ban Draven?
They're slapping on G
Two of our accounts having Draven was played
Yeah, wait, wait, who else are they playing? Who's the third?
Vi, Dan Vi.
What are they playing?
I don't know, like, I boosted accounts, they all play up, like, this one guy just locks in little...
No!
No!
Damn it!
I can't believe these guys are in the fucking stream!
They've been draping and yee!
We're going to ban them!
Oh
They're ghosty they're ghosty not actually ghosty bro. Oh, no, and that is full banning I can you player
We can't lose wait on
Okay
Yes, yes, we need to ban it. We need to just trust me. Okay, bro. If they ban Warwick, it's over Tyler
I only know two characters
What is life by the way guys, please let him play is one thing like come on, bro
I love you. I'm already iron guys
I've already iron bro. I'm gonna go lower than that
Use a motivation Jixie you got this bro. Don't worry if it comes out. You just fight it. Okay. Okay, big J
So what if everything gets ban? Should I just play like Gary and jungle or something? You're homeless
You're gonna be fine. Trust me. They're not
perfect or
please
oh yeah
I hate swaying man
listen
do you want to play a game?
do you play silver?
no I don't like it
if you play silver just
clear and dots can roll
guys smolder
go smolder
go smolder
who's this little shit
That is OP is OP is like straight busted for no reason. I'll take trade
Wait, are we sure you want more?
Swap with me you fucking little freak
Yeah, why are you calling me freaky Tyler stop bro? Yeah fucking give me my bowl. I'll carry fine. Oh my god, bro
He's my
Dude, I'm telling you
Honestly, this guy literally would sit there and tell me that if he ever saw me in real life, he'd push my head in the locker and put my head in the urinal.
That's not what I was looking for, okay?
No, it's crazy because nothing is actually like 5'3", by the way.
Oh, and I- No, no, no, no, no, he's not. He's like 5'10", he's like my height.
Yeah, like that!
No, he's not!
Tyler, you're projecting!
Tyler, you're projecting. You are 5'3".
You are 5'4", by the way.
No, no, that's projection right there, Tyler. Don't do that. That's projection.
Wait, no, that's not my ghost?
I yeah go ghost don't you don't want flash you don't want flash
okay run is he not use ghost?
Jhincy what is ghost? yeah yeah yeah yeah it makes you faster it makes you faster
okay okay wait Tyler can you trade please? no no no no please please
please wait oh wait we're same pick?
no it's fans how does this work? how should we ban?
ooh uh okay Tyler Tyler
what top laners do you want ban dude? Vayne, Vayne Vayne
Okay
She picked Renata
There is various various last man
Various various I had to get play Zeya
No, no you ban various cuz like you can pick a top
Wait if we lose how many how many games can we play if we lose no
We're out. We're out. We're out.
I've rather just run into us coming traffic than play the fucking Losers' Bag and that's for pussies.
No, but we still win this. We can still be winners.
Yes, I'm not playing the Loser's Bag. We got to win, win, win, win, win undefeated.
Losers' Bag is for bitches!
I got triple banned. Are we serious by the way?
I don't tell anyone to swap.
Yeah, I don't tell anyone to take it.
No, I'm not swapping, man. This is not asking me to swap.
That's just gonna steal.
I'll carry, bro.
You're not gonna swap, right?
Bro, Simon's playing.
Are you sure you're gonna carry?
I will carry. I will carry. I'll carry.
Yes, okay, I don't care. All right, bro first-ever tournament. Oh my god, here we go
No guys, I'm telling you on Tyler's life we win this wife
Bro, I might go 0 in 26, I'm not even kidding. This is a legitimate chance. I might go. No, no, no, you're good
You're good. You're good. You're good, bro. The thing is the thing is okay. Listen, I could play scared
I'm not gonna get any CS, but I won't feed like what do you guys want?
You thought it full clear right yes, yes now Jinx you listen this is the most important thing
Just cuz the enemy team is diamond you don't play any differently you treat them like they're the iron fucking bitches
They are does that make sense? Yes 100% got it better than all of them Jinxy. It's time for you to mog. Okay?
I'm gonna roll off here is that we're gonna recommend
I think uh, we can swap time as well if you want we can swap up to you
Yo, whatever my runes better get silenced
That's why I thought that's why I thought I X
I know that I mean like manifold band transcendence
Yeah, I think so.
What?
I don't know what the fuck he said.
You need to pay.
No, I don't understand.
We can't help you.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think so.
Our score.
Yeah.
That'll be storm or sports.
Scorch really slow actually, just
slow down so we can help you.
Scorch.
Come on, bro.
Scorch.
Yes.
Guys, yeah, we're going to play a game, though.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
Okay, why did I pick this guy?
He's useless.
You have your runes.
Take scene of runes.
Are your runes right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, listen, listen.
Okay, so we have two...
All of this killing is scared and right wrong.
Two and a half challenges.
Because thought this is a half challenge.
That's fair.
They have zero challenges.
That's fair.
That's fair.
They have zero challenges.
We easily could win this shit, bro.
No, it's an easy win, actually.
I'm off role.
I'm off role.
So it might be just two.
You got like grimaster on mid, right?
Yeah, but it's just...
I'm gonna play mid in a minute.
I mean, I love this fucking girl. We need a motivational speech.
We need a motivational speech going. Who got it?
Come on, come on.
Motivation speech.
Motivation speech.
Yes, we are the better.
Everyone listen, everyone listen. Right now everyone is watching because they think this
is going to be a fucking dumpster fire. So it's time for us to show them that the only
dumpster fire they're going to be seeing is the fucking enemy team running for the fucking
hells.
Yes.
Woo!
Go ahead and after that.
Holy holy I had to chill by this seat by the way
We need a designated shock caller, okay
What the heck bro? I think we should go to the door sister.
I think we should go to the door sister.
I don't want to stop guys. Stop. Listen.
I'm not a fucking guy.
I'll chase him on blue. I'll chase him on red.
No, bro. You're true.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him by the way.
Listen, listen, listen.
I can not.
Stop. I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.
Stop.
No.
I guess this is good.
This is good.
Wait.
I'm just gonna full clear, okay?
Take my speed get out. It's full.
Wait, I will soon just trust in the process, please.
Oh my days. What is he?
I need to move my camera fast, bro.
I'm going to get his data while I do this one.
So I'm going to do it.
Oh my god, he's going to check his moves.
Todd was already cooking.
Not done!
No, it's fine. I'm good.
Bro, are you touching my jungle campsite?
I'll slap the shit out of you.
Listen, as long as X can hold bot, this is a very good strategy.
Tyler, let me know what you want me to say, Papa.
Jackson, just full clear. No, no, no, just full clear.
Yep, yes, sir.
I'm all in, but it's all dicey.
Loki, at least not in the game. Loki.
Yes, yes, yes, dive, dive, dive, dive!
At least B, please. Please, please.
Try that
Okay, Jinxie you're gonna clear the rest of your bot side and then we're invading him on his bot side
It's time for fucking action
have you invaded before? no no I've never invaded
nothing no better time to learn that
don't go
okay you're taking off the training wheels
yes you're taking off the training wheels today okay
today is the day you learn
bro these guys might be in the stream
don't just have a fuck are you level one
because I'm a fucking beast just trust
okay humps please we're not going
we're not going here humps
stun stun stun stun
yep there you go
I
But you're level one
I'm level two now
The game is over Top lane
Okay you're longer
We dive him here
He's worth 100 gold
It's not worth the risk
Okay
Axe is dying
Axe is dead
Help him
I'm going home
What the fuck are you doing
I know
What the fuck?!
Fucking please listen! Please clear the cops!
I know, Louis!
You greet my late dude!
Guys, please clear cops!
I lost a massive wave, man.
We needed it, bro!
Okay, guys, please clear cops!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, next time you see a big wave, I'm gonna call you in for it to debunk it.
Like, we have to debunk that wave.
Yes, he's live!
Yes, yes, yes, no, that's good, we need communication.
Yeah, I'll call you to debunk it.
Okay, act some good.
Don't talk to him! Help your bottom lane!
I'll slap your fuck out of you! Help him!
Go kill him!
Bye!
Get him!
There it is!
Nice guys!
Where's Elise? Where's Elise?
I got Acknowledged.
I should be bot!
You should be bot, you should be bot, you should be bot.
Listen, listen, guys, listen.
Clear comms. I'm resetting and ganking top.
You don't have to be a strong man anymore. I'm sure I learned said he doesn't
I'm coming I'm coming for you Tyler. I need six I can't do shit in this lane
I'm trying to come but you need to shove it in!
You want me to get mid?
No, no, no, you need six of me to get mid.
How's the talk to me, boss?
You need six, you need six of me to come mid.
Why don't you stick to me?
He's there, he's there.
I know it, I know it, I have no way.
That's funny, stop coming, go into the kill.
That's fine, that's fine.
We know what Lisa's talking, so now we know the present.
We said that, guys, he said that.
I know what Lisa's talking about.
I know what Lisa's talking about.
We know the president does he we know she was top I know but hum sometimes listen
It's fine. Just stress in the process. So what we're gonna need now guys everyone reset comms. J.C.
Talked about folk. Well, the
Red buff okay, maybe you can look me with
Three minutes let me know I'm gonna pop my ghost and fly. Yeah, I'll tell you what the puppy. Yeah, let me
Never mind, okay, I'm on homes. I need your cannon. No
How you level three?
Not that you have any fucking...
Do this for this, bro.
Yeah, I'm going back.
We need to play fucking bot.
I'm gonna fucking lose this fucking Ice Age on your boys.
I'm going back.
I have my... I have my ult.
I have my ult.
Silas.
Okay.
Talk to me.
You want it.
You want it.
Thanks, Q.
Uh, no, no, the jungler's gonna be...
I'm gonna need to be...
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
We could...
Three man mid.
No, god, there's no more mid.
You...
Don't get away from me.
I don't want you...
I'm going to shape bot.
I'm going to shape bot.
Go bot.
Don't come back.
I'm gonna...
One get one and oh against diamonds fucking you know what that means you're basically diamond yourself fucking dog shit overrated ass fucking rank
The same
Let's go X. I'm coming back for you right now. Oh my god. I forgot to buy in my moment of
Okay, okay X. Are you ready?
I'm so fucking about him right now
About your ultimate your homeless, okay? Okay. Thank you
I'm not gonna get you
Ten oh
Set behind you
This is bad. This is fucking I go grubs or no. Oh, yeah
No, no, no, go for clear. Just go care. No, no, no, don't go. They're prior. We're prior
Go and grab some go gosh darn man
I'm coming
Bullying me bitch. Yes. All right. This is good. This is good. We're in a very good spot guys. We just seem to hold mental
Oh, this game's razor close
yep no this is okay okay okay why are you level three by the way listen listen
listen I'm level three so my ADC can be level eight
I'm on the way I first move that pile
level 8 excuse me there won't be ninety one beat oh shit okay I'm coming I'm
coming I'm coming paid him hi I got that can you play with your body you're
gonna get mass-reported kid
I
Gensi our ADC is level 9 bro. It's worth though trust
Come on. All right
But see I'm already level 5 that's come see I'm not gonna let me buy kill him again. I'm running man. I'm running man
You want me to go mid? I let me for me. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I'll kill you
Uh, I'm fighting I'm fighting I'm fighting. Hold on. Okay. That's fine. It's fine
I'm coming out. Are you guys ready? I'm coming now coming now. Come come come come
We we need to wait. We need to hold my ghost. I go. Oh, no, no, only ghost when you can see them
Hey for dragon play for dragon. Jack 125 charges
Wasted my god
My way my way my way
Oh my god
Come on my coach told me to do that. I'm sorry
Your coach told you to take people's waves. Yes. Yes
It's a right call to make it like 90% of games
All right, okay
I actually fucking through what was that damage
We need you top, bro. Hums. We need you top
Guys, I mean I did go note
Fucking dragon
We don't care. We're gonna get that soon. We're gonna get that soon. It's okay if they don't get it and we don't get it
I mean, it's fucking fine, right? Nobody has it because James. He listened. We have a dragon on our team. Look at that
This is excuse me. Did did did did did did said flash?
Did he are yes fucking art who flashed?
Okay, okay, I'm
Open it you can open it record has TP over rewritten has TP. Let me push top please
I'm melting mid, I'm melting mid!
I want the fruit! No! Kill him, kill him! Kill him!
Holy shit.
I'm coming up really slow.
Yes, yes, we got him, I'm right over here.
X, X. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you...
They're all low.
Careful, careful, I'm right here, careful.
Actually, just play really slow, really slow.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
Yes!
Kill them or not, I need a lease!
You're mine. I think that fuck okay listen, that's why the train is
As you see that you
I'm coming don't worry motherfucker come to some more times to have into the fucking score push the bitch
I'm gonna go old Tyler
go dad go dad I can't I can't okay good job right are you taxiing my shit you loser
but you go make go make go mid really yeah there's going go mid brother bro are we winning
or losing I think we're we're losing but I can't hang out losing like 2k gold or something
type it may play these steel caps down says uh this game oh fuck what do you guys think marks
Merks?
Yeah, Merks.
Don't Merks and Unget that stands.
Merks?
Titanic Hydra that stands.
Okay, I can move. What's going on bro?
Yo, you see what Dante did to me? He took a whole wave, took a next wave, and then just, you know, bless him all.
Okay, but the set's dying in regards to this.
I might die.
Wow, that's fucking bullshit.
My, my, my support might have been, you know?
Okay, listen, listen, listen. Listen.
Don't play with me.
Look at Dante, Dante, Dante, Dante, Dante, Dante, Dante, Dante.
No, actually, D, Jesus Christ.
You can't tell me.
Fuck.
Dante's done!
Just done
Yeah, we got this. We actually got this we just say we're fine. We need dragons. We need guys. Let's go drive. Let's go drive
I mean to be fair, he's not really trolling that's a skill level in a normal game
No, it's no, it's not just a you know, it's just that this judging competitive this and I guess I was good. Okay
Help him up
I just got milked like a cow this guy is viable though
Wait, I can't reach him. I can't reach him
Tyler I'm gonna hover you talk if they go for you. We can let you chip like 2v3
He's up like super safe though. He does not he does what he's doing
And we can look on the dive pull HP dive. Oh, you have a night? I don't have a night. No
No.
Wait, we actually have this.
Cleaver?
Second?
Second item?
We get tower, we get tower.
Do we look Rift at least?
Yeah, we could.
Okay, GenC, come to the left side.
We can both take this.
That's a terrible thing?
Yeah.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
No, we can't.
It's right in our inner mid-side here.
Careful, I'm not there.
Second.
I got a huge base though.
I'm huge.
I'm huge.
I'm getting my round up.
Both teams, we just saw the game, so 40, we win.
True.
Okay.
40 minutes, 40 minutes.
You got top?
So watch out, just not feed them, it's just chill.
Yeah, pretty much.
That's bot, that's bot. I can look for a play mid once.
What's on Swain, you know?
What?
Something's on Swain.
No, no, yeah, no, yeah.
I think he's got it, I think he's got it.
Literally, he's got a farm. Top to bottom.
Yep, that's all we got to do. We just got to keep
I'm literally just gonna farm, I'm not gonna feed. We got this, alright?
Come on, Daddy, timer! We need you!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
I'm rotating just in case.
I can ult top, I can ult top.
And if they come for you.
Save us, big talker T!
Here it comes, bramph!
Got him?
Oh, wait, where's my ult?
Sets me behind you!
Careful! Sets me, sets me, sets me, please!
What the fuck are you doing I didn't realize it before I might be retarded
So bad don't I thought you were talented
No, I think that's it listen it's cuz my gameplay relies on taking that you by surprise and
stream sniping wait you didn't hold
what the
I thought you had the renaissance
I mean yeah but the renaissance was really really
too soft we were kind of committed there
yep okay listen we're so fine
we're so fine we're so fine
jingsy we're going to be looking on a play bot here okay
stop doing it we're going to stay away
it's fine
well I need to
I need to do something
I'm going to say I should be looking up for something once here
oh god
Swine players can suck at those right now.
Real.
When you're healing reduction on somebody, please, I'll build a sword.
I can get an axe.
I can get an axe.
I see you, Dante.
Still make up my bot?
What do you think?
Still make up my bot?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Hunter, look alive, man!
I'll have the cannon.
Oh, shit!
But then, the cannon, the cannon.
I cannot see.
The FTP, the FTP.
It's cooked.
It's cooked.
I'm not seeing things.
No, no, no.
Run, run, run, run.
Dante's ult out.
Dante's ult out.
It's okay.
Keep pushing it out.
That's one okay, so but they sent five Bob. That's good. That's actually really good. That's worth
Jetsch and sniping like we need to know that we can win without like without making crazy plays
Where we have
Okay, Smylvors actually stacked very well jumble CSing well. I got a huge CS lead top
Okay, try to run next wait look here
I don't understand why the Reagan is there though.
Okay, it's great for us.
Are they going to Baron?
They might, they might, they might.
What are you doing?
I'm ten minutes.
10 years
the one thing is hard
i'm not kidding it is unlucky this game
you're throwing no shit i'm throwing iron
i have a challenger on my team who's one in seven
bro, correct
okay we might have to full send it for this dragon
i'm not gonna lie
yeah i'm down here for it
or we could play next dragon
and play for xg stack
Stacked
Okay, that's on sneaking Baron while they drive we have no damage. It's not happening. Yeah
Wait, look at this. Look at this. They're ghosting the ghost. Look at them. I think you can do this. I see the things
Wait, Genji, our way, our way, try the our way. Nice
How do you know that?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, well run.
Keep it. Keep it. Keep it.
Nice.
Okay. Nice.
Shut down.
Guys, they're chasing you.
They're all three chasing.
Connected.
1.5,000 true damage out of a
2,000 health pool character.
That's what you're doing.
take him to me there's a dream it I okay wait what the fuck do I do now though
you're gonna die I ran the wrong way I don't know why you were coming towards
me anyway I know I'm okay wait Jinxie once a dragon they're gonna be on
brands once a dragon wait that is jibble yes one six six six six six
let's go in fucking go back away you see bang bang bang
you
you
you
you
you
you
Riftmaker in this field? Against steam?
I have no idea. I have elder.
Fine, Baron is fine. We've got two kills on side, this is huge against our comp.
Interformer late.
Riftmaker.
I'm going to start getting fever now too, for tower.
We should be in a good spot now.
We should win the next team fight
We should fight the next fight
I need this before the dragon
I need to go
Go bot, go bot, go bot
I think they might A-Ram this though
They see Hashtags now though
Yeah, I'm full out there now.
Okay, well, I can probably begin now.
We're at the gate here.
Yeah, we have to play on bot.
Yeah, we have to play on bot.
I'm gonna play for buy though.
Careful, careful, don't go up.
I'm all pushing up.
I'm pushing up.
I'm not forcing it.
I'm going to the bot.
Let me get away.
I don't know if I can get it, but I had to sell.
I should have been able to get it, let me get Batwave to camp.
What songs did they burn that team fight?
Like a lot.
I think we're not a pie house for ourselves now though.
Ah!
Still a story.
I got some dumbass phones going on right now, it's just so annoying.
Just don't fight, don't fight, whatever you do, do not fight.
Are you- Welcome to-
Okay, I'm gonna make this one.
I'll make this one.
No, I can't get close.
Yeah, yeah, you can't.
Yeah, you can't.
Just-just-just space-just stop, space-just stop, okay?
He's gonna scrimp through the wade.
Loki, Dante, all ten.
Okay, what?
What?
You gonna do all ten?
You have to send it?
Ok, wait, he's down.
Do you have to send it?
Do you have to send it?
Wait, do you have to send it?
Wait, do you have to send it?
They're swin-old.
Wait, wait, actually wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you on the inside yet?
what I'm swindled I don't have it I'm having that's all in the way
I did it I did oh my god
why is there anything yesterday I can't do anything here what the fuck is my wife
Why is the fucking basing that on a paper in a scott damn game?
Like, MOTHER FUCKERS!
Is it over?
Can I say something real quick?
I'm facing Hunter that shit's embarrassing.
That's embarrassing, fuck, I'm not gonna lie.
I'll cringe for you two.
I can't play!
I'll almost move.
Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Guys, we got knocked down?
Well, we're done listening to you, bro.
We're...
We're bored of him!
You can't play any other role besides Hectorum!
Wait, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, but let me explain something, okay?
The only reason why we lost that game was because we were getting shooty snipe,
and we were taking a very high-octane, high-volatility game style.
This game, we're going to play Twitch Lulu bot lane,
I'm going to just jerk XQC off for 30 minutes straight, we will not be able to lose.
That's what we said to do last match!
No, we didn't! I was the chocolo last match!
And I chopped them off!
He's thinking he's thinking he can't do anything, he doesn't come.
He's thinking he can't do anything, I respect that.
You guys even wanna play, like, but it's a consolation round and I'd rather be fucking jumped.
Listen, because we need to show that we really have what it takes here, bro, that game was a f***ing consolation.
Wait, the f***ing...
Wait, we can't win anymore?
Well, we're in the losers' bracket.
We're in the losers' bracket, there's still a chance.
You can still, you can still rise up!
From the loose blood they let it
Like a normal person who would have blinded you, bro
You would have blinded me by
I know, it's because that was the strategy that
Every time I do it in Soulchair, I drop 20 kills
But I forgot about getting
Ghosted and how fucking shitty it is
For the strat
But now that I remember, it's okay
Like I'm telling you guys, listen
Everyone, everyone
I want everyone to close your eyes
And hold your hands out
Is everybody doing this?
Yes
What I do what?
Okay, X
Close your eyes and hold your hands out
Okay, Hums, are you doing it too?
Yes sir, Tyler, are you doing it?
Yep.
Okay, good.
So everyone-
Stop doing it, you get down by our side.
Okay, I'm doing it.
Tyler, it's a group activity bro, you're doing it in a group!
Okay, do it, I'll do it.
Okay, we're doing it.
So, we just lost the game.
I know it was rough.
I might have been to the fuck out of it completely.
But there's good news guys.
The good news is that now, we know that XQC has what it takes to go fuck on.
what it takes to go fucking crazy. So as long as we play consistent, we know Jinxy can farm,
we know T1 can get the solo kills, and we know that Humps can have a positive attitude.
So because of this, we have exactly what it takes for us to just win. I will be on support,
I will sit bot, I will meow, I will do whatever it takes, okay? And we will win this consolation
bracket, and we will not just win the next game, but we will win the one after, because now this
This is when the real turn-
you
you
you
you
you
I
Will not fail the team again. I'm gonna sit there bro. I'm gonna get a fucking
As I walk in
Like now what if the sack of shit?
What if we enable him to be who he actually is and play the horse well you
Come bottom and be my kitten. I
Don't like that idea. Okay
Fine like I'll play me I'll play top bro. I'd rather jump with the upcoming
Alright, fair enough, fair enough, alright, alright, alright, also I go, you know, but
we need to get killed then, we need to stop at bottom lane then, we can't see anything.
Listen, X, X, there's something you have to understand about me, when I play support
on my psycho bro, I'm gonna be in the bushes bro, I'm gonna be autoing, I'm gonna be queuing,
I'm gonna be using E, maybe sometimes a bit of W, we're gonna be going in, going out,
it's gonna feel like guerrilla warfare in the bot lane.
Alright, alright, what about AD, do you play AD?
I play well I do you forget it after it
I see you want to play this year not like you don't play this year
I would play this in anything else I love it easy
so it's why I do okay so that okay stick to 80
ok don't roll cuz like he couldn't even play the game he was holding himself down
but listen this is what I think we have to do now so we identified
our two strongest players okay last game our two strongest players
Tyler 1 XQC that means now hums
we need you on a setup tank we need you on the Galio
Or we need you unlike the Malfight Med.
If we get this, bro, our comp is rocked in a lockdown.
You grieve my li- How could I care?
You gave a hook?
You gank my lane when you were level one, Donfest.
Level one, he's level seven.
How the fuck is that even possible?
Comp does better than you, dude.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
Fuck you, shit!
Wake up and smell the coffee.
Bro, you sold the shit.
Pig!
You fucking entered us, bro.
You ain't even big enough.
Oh, man.
Comp does better than you, man.
No, that's good.
They're 80s dog shit.
Wait, oh, you roll.
Oh.
Okay, we got it. We got a band. We got a band. Oh
God, okay. We want okay. Listen listen listen. Okay guys hold on
I'm gonna share screen this time. We need to take this scouting face seriously
So everybody look at my screen. We need a strategy everybody's like everybody's doing a screen show. This is really
So let's see crack had Barbie
Okay
All right, it might be okay
All right, I'll see you six. Okay, we need to ban Mal. We need to ban Mal, okay?
Why are you so bad at League of Legends?
Oh nice, the whole team is here. Okay, perfect. All right guys, it's looking good.
So we need to ban Mal, and then they also play Seraphine and Sonobot.
So I would say we ban one of those two as well, okay?
So Mal, and then let's say Seraphine. They're jungler plays of Rengar.
He's an assassin and he's just gonna like touch you the whole game you
make it disappear.
I think Mel Seraphine Rengar.
Okay, I like it. I like it. And Humza, you're okay. Mid lane, right bro?
You ready to swap top? Are you clear?
No, I can play. Listen, trust me. If Doddler doesn't come to my lane, I swear we can win.
Listen, Humza, what do you think your challenger on? You challenger on top or mid?
ADC. I've been challenger for 10 years on ADC. I'm currently ranked N.
Wait, X, how can I do it?
I can play no, no, no. No, no
You have nidix I can play top actually solid I
Play everything I have a mean ribbon to you want to see my very oh my god. He's rolling
Why are you not? I swear to God my rib is like Michael. I swear it is fucking griefing. No, no, I'm serious
I'm serious. I'm I'll be like my hey, let me go
Good
them in the ass but fuck them in the ass but okay wait we have hums and don't have it here
haven't you haven't you haven't here don't test top playing heck of a room okay need to one bot
because he plays support well if i have a support i won't be here dude why aren't we sticking to the
fucking plan because the doctor's the point with this shit we listen to the plan and you
insert you know but now there's a new plan the new plan is that i listen to you guys you're
I'm on the Lulu, just trust me, it's a 1v9 time.
Let him support, it's fine, he just do something mislead bro.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I swear to god I got him late.
Just play with me, like Tristana or fucking, um, um, um.
Trist is pretty bad, I'm gonna play Trist.
I'll play Riven mid, don't worry.
The first name is they got the guy with the crossbow. So you're gonna go 80 so I'll go 80 then. Yes, yes, yes
Go 80 top 80 top. You know what I say is brand truly. I think we could win this consolation tournament
That like if we as long as Dante's doesn't ins again, and he's not level one eight minutes in
Okay, to be fair the first minute and a half of last game was peak it was just after that it fell apart through
Yeah, it's because like listen it's because when you go in there's always more to be had and I need to figure out
you
you
you
you
you
I used to, I used to.
Really?
Back in the day.
Little?
Back in the day, back in the day.
Back in the day, back in the day.
No, listen guys, if you ever heard the way she says
Enormibus, you'd get it.
Anyways, that's it.
Well, do you have like an inflation change or something?
Um, listen, let's focus on the balling.
So Axe, we're going to put you on Twitch this game, okay?
Yeah.
So listen they bought in Renata, okay, they might go close to Renata
Please I got it big dolls
Renata shit, we got his own size is a step brother like I was stopping in the military
Look bro, all I'm gonna say is last game is what if we didn't get into the fire support
And these guys are low-ranking guys
We're good to go
Okay, now Jin see what we're gonna need from you is while you're folk clearing you're gonna have to give us motivational support
So we're gonna have to hear like the the fucking the animalistic intent to just decimate the enemy
Do you understand?
Bro, I'm not doing that bro. If you ain't again, I'm reporting you to the game.
Okay, I'm not.
I'm in the game in 2-11, you just went one-ten on support.
Alright, alright, alright.
I was looking forward to this all week, like all week I was looking forward to this.
What the fuck was that?
Listen, listen, that was necessary for us to grow as a team together.
Do you understand that, actually?
Good luck with runs at PCL once love happens.
Oh Tyler, trust the process, bro.
Listen, Draven may as always complete everything.
You should know this.
Wait.
You got this.
Why is Draven considered high skilled?
Do you have to catch the axes or something?
Yeah.
I don't understand it, literally.
A lot of pressure.
Wait, oh fuck, I'm bounding, what do you guys want me to do?
I don't know what I'm thinking about game, but just, I'll play it.
This is like a late game, I feel like I go red on the off ruins, right?
Instead of, uh, gathering slumber chip?
Go gathering again, go gathering.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, every comp game always lasts like 30 minutes, so you might as well go gathering.
I have to go all off again.
Okay, does anybody want a specific?
You play AP?
You need me to? I play Cho'Gath.
We need AP. If you go AD, I'm gonna go something to AD for sure.
I have a five Cho'Gath though.
Guys, what am I bound?
Listen, if you give me front line, take AP with Gucci.
Han Silas.
I'm gonna go Cho'Gath.
Alright, Han Silas.
Okay.
I'm ready for it.
Wait a minute.
Don't just just stay bot, that's it.
Dude, guys, trust me, I'm getting a list in this line.
Stay fucking bot.
I will!
Dude, listen, listen, you don't gotta tell me twice, bro.
Listen, I learned from last game, I'm a new man now.
I'm not the same man I was 20 minutes ago.
Wait Tyler, I can look you as you.
You cannot as you're.
They call me, they call me Faker.
Yo, let's go.
10 more friends to the attacker.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's, it's so mid.
I think it's here's good actually, but it actually thinks I think so
What's good against it's here with Lulu make bro. Just play when you play Nico just go Nico
I love it. Yes. This is this is
This I go pick you. I don't play what you want. Well, you want the whole off
I just go comfort listen, it's just a better better better opportunity
It's like a character where you can take over the game and lead us to the game.
This is fucking awesome.
Jax, Jax, Jax, Jax.
This little demo is great.
I did it.
We're not going to survive lane without PTA.
It's not...
Expansion of gathering, storming, shit, it's not going to do it.
This is all on you, by the way.
I'm just saying.
You want me?
Wait, we can swap.
Oh, huh.
I can go AP if you want me to.
Do you want to swap?
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, what's better for you?
What's better for you?
Hoss?
Wait, better.
You want to swap?
Go ahead.
by the way okay go ahead go ahead go ahead i like what what what what what uh
someone's supposed to get to the atronks
i think i like blade better
okay okay crooked top yes space i need you back from beer back pause the game
beer back we can't pop what
wait so tato are you playing mid at this game now i'm at now this is a little
little temple game 100 percent this looks good here next
Yeah, yeah, I had to swap it, yeah. I actually realized.
Tidal, what does Cho'Gath do?
A lot of damage, one shot and level six if I hit my Q.
And he secures us with the objectives but, um, like, executes a monster.
And CC. And he gets really fucking big and he becomes a fucking goddamn pro.
And Tidal's a swan muscular man that's gonna absolutely boulder them, kicking them downstairs.
Yes. Yes. Yep. And Tidal's definitely not on board.
I am not unsteady, I've never taken steroids in my life.
Can we please, see I haven't taken that, I haven't done those?
He doesn't take steroids, it's just hard working.
I'm sorry, Tyler has it done.
Guys, yeah, no he hasn't.
Suns aren't steroids.
Okay, come on, here we go.
Guys, we had to fall down so we could get up.
Now we win the consolation tournament.
Alright, I'm locked in.
Bring the soldiers to me.
Okay, I think I
Good luck have fun. No, I can tell the first blood in the bush. Look at your screen. Please wait
My chat is saying the max Cufers, but then but then you said a max tell you no no it is that be max
I like the few guys in the map now or no
I'm not having a map. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I'm gonna be first, but then yeah
Yeah, take it take control
I don't personally okay listen X. I'm I play hyper aggressive. Are you ready to follow? Yeah? Yeah? I got you
W thank you. W. Thank you. Got it. Got it. Is that right on this yep, but how do I be a truck?
Wait, you started that way you're trolling. Yeah, yeah, it's great job guys lock in. Let's go here
We go we're gonna win this fucking tournament. Well, if you don't want to swap you should have swapped. Yeah, we're gonna win
Let's go where he started with his own son
Dodges you get a protect excuse you with your fucking life on that
We need some we need some I gel them there's in okay keep track on him. What the fuck is an IGL?
In game later. Oh, okay
So unknown position
Watch your heart man, watch your heart
Hey, let's go good so far. Papa Tyler. Let me know if you want me to gank mid at any point time
What is this character man? It's not even fun to play against generally. It's so fucking busted it
How did X die? What the fuck?
Guys, please just play safe. I promise I carry because we trained up to like we traded as well
Nice. We're good. I got this shit. I got this shit. I told you guys to go. I'm on the Lulu brah. I will not fail us again
Cuz they look like an all-in bullshit ass character, man. It's what it is. I don't care what
Thanks, I'll hide the way through. It's time to lock the hell in right now. In his bot side, in his bot side. Here we go.
Alright, I'm resetting.
There's a sense of gosh darn high, man. Alright, we're in a good spot now. We're showing.
So, Dumped as I upgrade my Q by W, my E, and now I max my W first, and I max my Q.
Yep, exactly, exactly.
E max?
Uh, yes.
W, Q, E max.
So, you start Q, W, E, then you max W, Q, E.
Got it.
I'll try to get priority, but...
Zin is bot, correct?
Yes, bot, yes.
Okay.
But we haven't had vision on him yet, probably.
Look, he's bot side, he's sort of red.
Actually, I picked level 1.
All right, so Jinxie, after you take the Krugs, instantly recall and just go straight to the top top.
I have a free stream of top as well, you can maybe look top as well.
Top crab, top crab, anything?
Yeah.
Where are we at, Hesse?
We're locked in now, here we go, here we go.
Now we're here, huge.
I can tell, I can tell we're locked in.
60 months, 5, 12, years at this point I'm not a subscriber.
since the reset he talks like here
might as well just leave those down
well his course I sold on for 15 so as long as he plays either gank meta or it's go for top top
maybe look on atrox as well
am I as one as well
I saw probably don't forget
I need to be too because we have a player on downstage
Just kill her, kill her, kill her, she's fucking dead, she's fucking dead.
Alright, uh, target's on for the Renata.
Fuck off, let's see.
Jaycee, this guy can be killable.
Which guy, the mid guy?
Stop, stop, stop.
I didn't kill him.
I'm coming.
I'm coming now.
She's out on the other side.
I can't get her.
All the way, all the way, all the way, all the way, all the way, all the way.
Okay, fine, fine.
We're getting poison, it's like shield damage.
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
I-EU, just up in the way, just up in the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Go on!
Nice, that's fine, good good good good good, go back to the match you won't get perfect.
Got a splash.
Very good.
Thank you.
Isn't it gonna be bot side?
Wait, do you have a ward?
I'm gonna get a run up ward.
Getting out.
Wait, he's not here.
Yeah, but I think we reset.
You can reset it.
They only send me, so we cheer as a team.
I thought we needed the auto on the rocker.
She walked up the way.
Nah, he won't do it, he won't do it.
Yeah, she won't, go help!
come on guys I got the shield
nice
I was going to reset, Zin should be wrong Grump right now, we just shoving reset here, this is good
and at top
nice
come on now, come on now
you guys are doing good man, let's go
scary, that was so scary
this is the team I know
I got you, I got you Axe, I'm telling you bro, it's free as fuck
Is it actually um, collective first? Really?
No, go ahead.
How much gold do you have?
You know what?
How much gold? How much gold?
Uh, what? What do I have?
Uh, go BF, go BF, go BF.
The long sword, the long sword.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, really? Really?
Bro, I don't know what to shoot at.
Don't say it to keep fighting.
I don't know what to do.
You want me to?
My ward is still down for 45,
but I can just walk up and scout,
So crab is still down for 30 so what we're gonna have to do is actually have to get pie
you
you
you
you
you
You
Guys we got a close game here come on
don't be effort you're telling us go young talk oh yeah I'm not like you're
kind of homeless just try to scale all right the way you the way you kill okay
you have to use your W just right outside the range and alter she's gonna use
her she needs our W which is the one where you can't hit her but that's when
you just space her if you can space it then you're good yeah I especially when
she's a yeah I'm just like the water thing yeah ultimate is your range so
She won't be able to hit you as long you space her outside the menu it because she has two dashes. Yeah
If she doesn't have any mini she can't dash. She's going to dash to the champions as well
I like it so it's don't be in range if I could start getting the word here
Where's in do you guys know where's in this?
He's right around like Wolves, Wolves Gromp area.
Okay.
Okay.
I wanted that shot.
I believe they're all like EGG to stack armor, and I'm up 40 CS to mid, so.
Smurfing it.
It should be free.
He's top, he's top.
Yeah, we're like levels behind like, I think they're like, oh, you gotta chill out.
I think we're whether they're like defensively.
How are we looking?
Zin Zin Zin Zin was up
No, you're good. You're good. Just shut up
Don't die on me guys
Right, keep it up
You're even CS?
And only one death, that's huge by the way
I've ulted 20
Oh, no, no, no, no, play for dragon.
Uh, drinks go dragon.
Go dragon.
Yeah, we need to play for this.
I'm rotating right now.
Yes, we can.
I am huge.
But they're bothering you if you need to worry about the Nile.
I got silencer and one shotter.
Okay, just if you kill Nile, we'll kill him.
Yep.
I'm rotating from top.
I'm coming to dragon.
What are you?
Can you stop?
Walk through here.
I'll stop here.
I'm so I'm so I'm good. Oh
Cooking
I know
I lost a lot of time, but it's okay
All right, nice
Fucking go
I
Think of it to keep it by to be down
What would you say there was a guy stop it under where he is now he was there a second ago
He might be in the bush or to recall something
Fuck
I
you get it back I worry so then anybody need me out of base like you know no
just say what I say what I can fucking good guys come on baby
I know if you do have time or if you do have time or don't ask try not to get
I'll see if I can get my crystal blade.
I can look bot lane at different W.
She did not use any sum, by the way.
I think we got a spell.
I think we did.
Why? We're not going to stop them.
We're going to be scaling hard, so.
Jynx, you read that, kill score backwards.
Say it again!
Read! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm summed, I'm summed.
Come, I'm coming.
What are you, yous?
Nice?
Let me scan in this really bad one.
Jesus do the hell!
Fuck me!
Do the hell out of the crime!
You know what the hell this?
Yeah.
The purple guy.
Yeah.
I'm doing it okay.
Yeah, you do it almond way.
Yeah, actually I think we just need to rush here two boots and then just like try to fucking run away from them right until they walk up.
I mean...
I'm gonna ult this first step.
That bit is definitely the way it starts.
I'm not going to use double dino X, collector?
No no no no no no no
Uh, no, go ahead, go ahead
We're getting so fucking strong
We are, we are, I'm in
Come on!
Also, X, prioritize your auto attack over your E
Cause you've scaled it, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, make sense
Don't wait for it when you're on the view
Don't win that nylon, no
I
Oh fuck!
Yo.
Nice guys.
I'm sure the way that echo item is so busted.
There's three men.
I'm gonna take them to the top and then I'll take you back, okay?
This is my jungle!
Who's there man? Who's there?
Oh sorry.
You can keep, you can keep.
We could give this if you guys want and I get your two top. I'm gonna go top crap. I
Alright, we have a little bit of good shit there.
I'm going to stop crab now.
Uh...
Yeah, should I dip?
Dip?
I have ult up, I don't have flash, fine.
Back up, back up, back up.
Just go to dragon if you're going to fight it, okay?
I'm going dragon now, going dragon now.
I'm going to rip it here.
Uh, it's on top. I can't see B.
I'm going dragon.
I'm going dragon.
I'm going to fucking drag him.
They got over here, they're over here.
They're all over here.
They're no flash.
I'll push bottom.
Alright, I'm coming with you.
I got fondle.
Sorry, they were all there, so it's okay.
Dude, I can look once in a minute.
That is the worst case scenario.
Who's the leader? I sold to the bottom.
Yeah, I'm over here.
You got anything?
Yeah, I'm over here.
She's dead, right?
Yes, she's dead.
I'm over here. I'm over here. I'm over here.
Everybody this.
That's coming.
Nice kill the aatrox!
Kill the aatrox! Nice!
I'm a smart.
Kill this guy!
Yes!
I
Keep pushing keep pushing X that's the shit. I'm talking about right there X
Everybody's locked in now. I feel supported this time. I like I like you look at me
Thank you almost not it, but this is it yet. I have a lot of money. I'm rich
Keep running. I have shield
We're not use both sums Nila barrier okay, also ETP
Can someone go heal cut I will I will I got it
I should let you down 20 gold
I'm getting so strong in my fucking jungle
Come on
I feel like Corky needs to solid and bottom and Axe goes mid now
I greeted the fuck out
Let me go bot, let me, let me, let me, let me go
I don't have the time for one shot
I...
He thought I could just go in, yeah, yeah, get away with it
Wait, wait, no time, let me bot, I have TP
I'm gonna go bot, bro, I'm not matching Hrox, I'm fucking abusing this
They sold
Okay, this doesn't even have the walls
It shabbins
They baron, we're cucked
I got 100 more money
I got 100 more money
I'm coming, coming
I'm running, that's it
that's right
and I might go I was getting more like right here please yep I'm nice but I
don't accept the rents
don't that's even this is my damage right even my damage the damage that
you're gonna take us exactly it's also a sphere
this one makes me run away we're a challenger in 2000 as well
I can cook her ass raw.
If you get a d4 behind, Zin could be right here as well.
He'll sit aside.
I'm on the way.
Devon, run away run away run away.
Can we all see the dive please?
We're baron.
Renata is...
You know what she used you see art I still my art
I mean chat
They're in here they're in here they're on it okay
i don't know what it looks like
i don't know what it looks like
and its the game before
you might actually be able to drop like 30
i can not play the game
the way you do it
alright im going to look around here
are you sleeping?
i don't have it
it might be warded on this
I just take the wave and then fuck off yo
Next let her again
No, I'll do I'll do you really I'll do I do no damage
When no that's me
You why the fuck did they always lock in the most bullshit things follow I actually do that. Yeah careful careful every couple
Oh, I'm looking for once in a minute. I think we see the right
Yeah, I'm gonna look once in a year we could cook something here could be five
Things good. We walk it down. We walk it down. Just just shut with it guys
It's good. Good. Come on. Come on
Yeah, I do. I do actually use it before though
Oh my god, I think what we need to do is we just play class 5, I don't think we lose
with our calm the issue is I'm gonna make it invisible too much can you not use it or me
I've done let's go mad let's go mad let's see if we can play through like Darn or something
should that we fight running down look they're gonna be on it but they're gonna be low if
you guys yeah I can definitely get a gg kill on that for sure I could try to stall it out
maybe
um
He's very low the alpha the alpha it's fine they can't they can't do it's okay. It's okay
Don't fight don't fight don't fight wait wait that's it. Maybe stop it back here. They have no ours
Nice
Slow slow slow. I'm CP in 30. Okay, if you can stall it's really good
I'm such a worthless sack of shit
Which other vision is Giovanna
Guys everything okay
We're ready. We're gonna go to war.
Listen, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna reset and then we just like take over Baron. I think we just play around mess here
Why
Take your hands are cool
Just worse nothing and when you hear an art heart or an arc all this art go by go by go by on gg start from boss
I'm gonna
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it farm farm stop fighting farm wait for the alcohol
I got stuff. Do you need a spotter? This game's gonna get out of hand.
I think we just wait for HRC to be boned because you guys are...
I can go jungle.
This is the problem. We're gonna end this one out of play.
You guys are not so strong, we should have won it, but...
Can you look here?
No, no, no. Everything okay? Go fast.
Yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm...
Oh no.
I got a shack, I got a shack. I got a shack. See you tonight.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I don't wanna...
Are we going there?
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
What is that?
I was wondering what the character was like when they do that.
I knew you could do that.
I knew what that does.
I know what it does.
What is that?
What is that?
Who is that?
Bro, that's a trot.
What is that I'm getting fucking who put me I'm 0 and 6 bro I'm getting game
Okay, well, they're real soul or a fucking bitch
Is we literally just right once again to pay us fight it's like the issues that we still haven't paid us by
That's why I bought the Tyler Q on the Nila and she just dies like just no flash
She should be I'm coming middle. I'm not bad fucking plod them horror. Don't let him back if you can
oh no can we go look on the on it yeah we can do better than not go on it no oh wait why did
why they're not on it they're not it sold sold by i do just got all this if we have so much point
right here wow are we going for baron or no now since after waiting i guess on don't go for baron
leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave are we just gonna wait for the next dragon uh
Yes, yes, then we have to win this part of the game fucking over. He's okay. Okay. I need to buy a bramble
I absolutely need to get his uh, what was that?
Yeah, I'm only missing like 40 more goals, but can I get the cabinet?
The next way if you want we play around my queue this is an animal
He's gonna go in right now. They're gonna be here. I'm gonna shot it didn't go in. We could one shot him be careful
I
Save my smile for the second. Yes. Yes. Okay. I put the team up with this. You don't die
If I don't this guy's gonna go in like a ape. I'm gonna stand somewhere to focus in
Okay, right here
No, I'll talk about that. He's gone
It's big for us. I kill I love you. Thank you. That's very good. Yeah. I mean, I see you
that's entry I'm going from the side
I can beat him do you have any warts?
I don't have. I tried to damage him.
What's up?
Boke them up.
Don't go at us.
Assault, assault, assault.
What?
This is not what you peed.
If I just died, I'd just die instantly.
You got to fight them under level.
I don't flash there.
I had the Lulu knockup, but you didn't use it.
So I mean, I get Lulu knockup and then I flash.
That's how you do it. I'm not a man.
Listen, I'm not a man.
It's not my first rodeo.
We could both get to meet each other.
You get to meet each other.
You get to meet each other.
Hello?
We could both get to meet each other.
Who wants a night's battle?
I think we'll start a fight.
Me, me, me.
Please.
So our only hope is Baron now?
Oh.
Yes, sir.
We need someone to fight.
Actually, best case scenario for the mission.
This is Zinni to die.
This Zinni dies in the play.
This guy's eating with like a motherfucker.
I mean 200, okay, we can start off really big
Yeah, I
Will show the team fights like a little bit later on like I get just jumped into this
This is it starts lose my food
But it's like anything you do like I think I think yeah, you do whatever you did it last time and I'm just not gonna show
My father I can't show
I'm gonna split bomb, I'm gonna force the H.R.I.C.C. to be a bot lane and then I can look for a TP plane.
Don't just be getting like a ward on a flank, I can look for something.
Right, I just feel like if I split up I die.
I think they're waiting around to kill it.
Yes, be careful, top side jubbler, I still have flash.
Careful.
I spot bomb.
Yeah, I'm out.
Are they're sitting right there?
Yeah, they're looking right here.
Just don't fight, just wait, just wait.
Yeah, they're looking bad here.
Just don't fight, just wait, just wait.
I'm trying to not fight.
Alright, but you're on the run.
Gotta go.
Uh, you have any work?
We got a dumpster?
Uh, there's one up here.
They're on Baron.
I'm sorry.
I'm not gonna get Baron.
It's nothing.
We can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't.
Ow, ow, we can't, we're just too late.
I didn't even know you just played 131.
Todd, I think you just split.
Quite a mess, but they're fine, fine, it's just too much.
it's it's it's it's uh if i buy too much at split
don't just get what's on side tonight please i think the vibe i should not give it the label are
they free to hit silence
i think we're not as old as the soul's going by i see i see the deep uh deep board final near
yeah i'll go sing for you i'm tp on tp and i go then i'll see i'd see it out all right
more guys
I think I can saw eight bucks last oh wait for it with you to I think I can solve
Guys I saw a redemption by the way, okay, okay, we should be good
No way he didn't doze
their bear push they got one in him whatever yeah that positioning challenge yellow hell
yeah I'm getting double blinked on fucking flash jumped on it like every fight like come
Both I think both okay. I'm getting told neither a soul and a truck. Yeah. Yes. Yes
I don't recall for pot though
So I pretty much it is it is all on ecstasy and
Yeah, that's it
But the house
All right, yeah, I mean
I know you are new to the game and learning the game, but usually be one of our boots.
If they're resaying then it gives us a chance to take over like vision bot side.
Yeah, yeah, we can do that.
Talk to, I think we just walked out on them.
Yeah, we gotta get them alive, we have to look, they're keeping them out.
here in here okay oh Simon she's been
awarded okay always wore this I just
hold this show hold it so you have to
hold the show I'm gonna like this
suicide it then I can't wait just hold
that point hold up on this hold the
jinx he just hold friends with me
for one of me will be the next time
and not cost you entire game he's
very strong he's very low if you can
force it's good so that I fly out of
Turn on
Thanks, you talked to me
Okay, I'm sorry, so we got this we got this we got this
Behind you, okay, are you guys winning though?
Sold behind you watch out
That guy is getting small to me, why don't he ult to me, that's it.
Man, he got a really fast sum of shit.
Okay, I don't think they can end.
Can we just wait for him? We're good.
I have Moonstone and my 100 gold, so I'm trying to get a little bit spiked now.
The thing is that all we need to do is wait out the elder and give Baron,
and then just hope that they don't force a fight during that fight.
Yo, yo, it's either I'm from lightning or I'm useless like I didn't have any opportunities there
I feel like it's not a good idea
If I didn't want to get a kill there would be two after that
I can't get a kill there for free, I just can't
They didn't also flash there by the way
He was like very very strong
You can't saw
Actually I probably can't
I maybe get this one
Careful, no no no no no no no
Right now we just play back
Wait we are at our nexus here
They have like they have elderbuff you know elderbuff does uh yeah, they have like the
Loach vehicles we did it. That's it. Yeah
Okay
Right now it's three subways so much about by the fan
I'll go bought I'll go bought I'll go bought yeah
All right, I'll drop two words
I want to share
What do you want this?
That's Baron brother right?
Yeah, Baron is gone
Baron doesn't really matter
We just don't die
Just park back
I need like 50 fucking doubloons
Do you mind him?
Can you stop going?
No, no, no, no, no
Don't run plus, plus
I'm getting away mate, just get
Get some, get some, do not fight
I'm coming I'm on the way I'm on the way we just saw the elders okay they can't
They can't
Try to fight try to get the wave
Watch that
This one made oh my god. Oh
My god
What is wrong with you fucking people?
I wrote, they'll make the whole game.
They'll make the whole game.
Yes!
They're ghosting, by the way.
They're ghosting.
But what are their players?
Yo, they were in my chat as an Apple Trigger.
I saw them before the game.
They didn't say anything in the chat.
Fucking loser.
I just got stuffed into a locker, 10 times.
Every time I went to go jungle, I was fucked in the ass.
Listen to me, everybody.
Being carryable is a fucking skill.
You understand that?
Yeah.
I'm not talking to you, Jaycee.
Yes, I'm talking to you, but fucking bot lane.
I did a five!
I did a five! I did a five! I did a five!
I did a five! I did a five!
You were all at five and I said, guys, look at me.
I'm at 100 CS, just play safe.
I see you die again.
And again.
Dude, I just...
Oh
It's just Nila like it's just Nila Renata gap
How about me you go bot lane guys? That's
No, no, there's still we got it. We just got a buy match. They felt bad for us
Even though I entered a bunch of like when somebody's dying I think we could use
the date and
Like we should have went all in it when Jason would all in it like follow a bad call
It's fine. I need to follow a bad call then to not follow a good one
Like I don't want what we're just saying to another just all in there. We just send it
I don't want we didn't go in there. We lost anyway. No, we didn't go in
We ended up being in the like flimsy like in and out of the wheel that I'm in anyway
Which is just couldn't go in yeah, but that's okay. What I was one
guys we got the we got the consolation bracket participation award though but
Eric that's counting them well what if you why did it take us out
they be out brother we're out we don't shit we lost and then lost the losers
bracket we lost and then lost again that's no shit so shit that we lost in
the first round and then we've lost to a team that also lost in the first round
So yeah, we're like this shit is simple shit right now
But I'm gonna take blame. I'm a fucking iron player against diamonds like we're not winning that bro
Your fault whether you begin. Okay. Well, I will say that whose fault is it that
I was a lot of his balling but look these are picking it the most dog shit ass crack
Like they have you cannot hit my for three seconds when she uses her bullshit, right?
And then if she dies with another like register and another three seconds of emissively and then comes back alive
Like it's lame. It's eggs and that goes what goes on and put this thing you can't do it
All those don't get in you can't all in it in his cock circle. It's lame man
Somebody translate what you just said
You fought your heart out Tyler you fought your heart out
Um, Hamza, you fought your heart out.
Don't ask.
What the fuck?
Okay, guys!
Be actual.
Okay, wait.
Genuine question.
First game, I'll give it to you.
I sold.
But what the fuck do you want me to do in the second one?
Doctor, did you have flash?
Stop playing, by the way.
No, I didn't.
Check replay.
It's somebody's fucking fault, right?
It's somebody's fault.
Okay, let's do that one.
Let's do that one.
Let's do that one.
Guys, let's just blame the enemy team because they stream sniped
True, they did it
You know what? You're right, yep
Like, guys, listen, guys, listen
What's World 1 of League?
When you lose, whose fault is it?
But the teammates
Everyone but yours, everyone but yours
Exactly, but if all of us are main characters
Then it can't be any of our faults
So it has to be the enemy team
They stream sniped, bro
So the only reason we lost is because we got stream sniped
We played perfect in that second game
We had coordination.
Nobody played fucking Perfax.
Nobody played Perfax.
Listen, bro, I'm an iron player.
I got stuck into a locker repetitively continuously.
I couldn't loot, I couldn't fight, I couldn't gank,
I couldn't fucking drone.
I was, my ears were ringing.
This is what I heard that entire second game.
Meeeeeee.
That's what I heard, bro.
So look, I gotta fucking get back into the training ground.
And the next time we do a class tournament,
maybe I'll be Platt or something.
But now right now, fuck that.
Fuck that.
Also
But yeah, guys, but that's kind of sucks though without hecking room.
We are okay, I think I think I think for class tomorrow.
We put Dante's on jungle or top.
Well, there's one tomorrow.
I think so.
I don't know how to play tomorrow.
I'm not going to be able to play tomorrow.
Why not?
I won't be able to play Saturday.
Tomorrow's mother's day.
Tomorrow's mother's day.
And I'm not I'm barely even going to be live for that long.
No.
Okay.
So Saturday out I'm down if y'all want to run it back about on Saturday
All right guys have a good night man
Stay in the car, please okay, I'm gonna head out now. Yep. All right, JC. All right. See you Tyler
All right X X
chat genuinely if I if I played the game more right and I had more scenarios
when this happens like I'm not dumb like I would know my spacing that that
game is a gorgeous spacing it's so hard like brother this guy leaps flashes I'm
fuck I can't do anything like it's over like I'm getting plowed by a fucker with
massive toothpick it's dog shit and people that play Nila are fucking broke as
shit and I know you want your room to be hot you don't touch that fucking
you don't touch that heating I I know it you're a broken fuck fuck you
Um
Miss Fortune's miss fortune would be even worse miss fortune like there is no way out of your like you're cooked
Once you somebody's on you you're not yet. Just like just old like you're you're not going away
Okay, and then what am I what was I do all to a zing zow old now that's got
numbers don't what damage that I did that game
what did you want?
55 games! 55 how much more I gotta do?
you can't find any openings like atrox was not
bro I picked up a soul mid but you know jc
bless his heart first he just thought of playing
he does he does he does
bro watch that bot bro I we both literally
could tell that jc was
I was guessing my ult by the way
Oh chat this all the kid like autos don't go through right
chat I I am just copying it like like this game suffers from this like this
timeout can't do anything can't do anything guys wait for the other thing
that you can do anything can't do anything like dude fuck that man it's
It's trash. Just stop with that man. It's not fun
Now if I go in there I get bombed in
But chat I would have gone like two or three kills dude. I like I'm telling you I just I just stop being self-conscious
about looking at like I'm doing a good play I absolutely killed two or three
there even I maybe the whole team like bro I would have pierced at that angle I
pierced three of them there and I just played my melee twitch I win here like
come on bro like bro bro up these guys are dead here they were they were dead
They banged it was dead there man
Thanks you talk to me
Behind you okay, are you guys winning though?
I
Did that like I was space properly
like this is the blood that's his butt that's just lame
come on guys, come on guys, come on guys
slave if you can
fine, live
I have vision, I didn't see if you could come on there
I have vision, I didn't see if you could come on there
I have vision, I didn't see if you could come on there
this bitch is fucked
I should have looked at the real monster though
guys, I suffer redemption, mothering
okay, okay
I'm on the way, I'm on the way.
I'm on the way, I'm on the way, I'm on the way.
I can cook her ass raw.
Alright, I'm ready.
If you get a D-Port by, uh, it didn't compete right here.
Oh.
Like, dude.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
That's god-awful, dude.
Fuck that.
Sevart?
Let me help you to die, please.
We're spared.
I'm standing still.
I don't have to control my character, you fucking moron.
I
Even know she had that ability
like look at this lame-motion dude like bro it's both it's so lame-mo
I don't know what is that?
Mike.
I don't know what is that?
Oh, what is that?
I'm a decision. That's a fucking bullshit. Who is that? I'm getting gay. Okay. Listen. Listen. That's what I think
I think what we can do here right now is we literally just try once again to play as five
Deeper. Oh, no, no, it's right. It's the next week. No one like it did for us. Hey
What?
like what is this bro this that shit is so bad
don't go at us like double-dash like that no this is so bad
Orianna ult, invincibility frames for 3 seconds, double dash and slows.
Just give the character, just give her an ability that says delete enemy and it just
deletes them and they get pushed to nexus when they get hit.
It's fucking boring.
It's fucking lame dude.
You guys think fight I'm under level
Killing trucks
Listen
Who wants a nice fellow
Maybe I'll get some hums with it tomorrow.
Unfortunately I'm on Monday.
This is the orange, this is everything else in the game. I mean what else are you gonna do?
Shit, bus.
It's probably one of those low win-raged champions.
People abuse it because it's like a knowledge gap.
If you don't know, you lose.
If you don't know, you lose.
Like okay cool, man. You're like you're like a private self fuck that it's it's trash
Like what what women were like 48, I'm telling you it's low in rate for sure
For bro
48 literally on the dot 48 flat yeah, because it's it's some bull it's trash
Like, you need to know exactly what you're doing.
If you go to viewers that they'll know about it.
Here's what it is.
It's bad, it's bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
All right.
Well, no wonder, I mean, yeah, I complain a lot,
but I mean, I think it's justified it.
Like like I think they're ever like every year building full damage these days full damage and the user today has like invincibility frames or
invincibility zone like shadow like dude
That's not that's not balance. That's a shit video gamer
It's it's not balance it's trash
Okay, Jack Jack I was not much so I'm gonna you know
I want to do some EA, EA, Slytherin Toppy, and then I go to bed.
I don't mind that much, okay.
Battlefront, Star Wars.
This early, yeah, dude.
I reasoned I said all day.
Today was the reason I said all day.
But, uh, like an hour, like 30 minutes.
You think this is a market or what?
Oh, no, I got a problem again.
Chat, does anybody play Galactic Assault or is there any good players at all?
I'll play one time just for you.
Just because Chat wants to see it, I'll play one just for you.
I don't think we're going to get a game for this though.
Oh come on with the HDR man, come on bruh.
Oh!
Wait, when I hover around my second monitor it disappears, you see I see that?
Oh!
It's fixed!
And we get a game!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Chat, the snipers literally make the lobbies.
Like, we would not be able to get a game of this lobby without snipers.
Let me guess.
Tokyo Drift is coming in. Let me guess.
Misk is here, of course, as always. Classic.
Perry's here classic
Gamebar slapping is a bitch ass force and cut lords a bitch ass of course
Oh, I'm just saying I know
If you think they're good I think it's all max, so it's not like
I think, uh, um...
There's a missile, there's a missile on that!
Oh, I forgot, I forgot. These are just NPCs.
I think I'm stuck here, right? I don't really...
Move into short range!
What the heck?
I
Was close that was really stupid of me
That's the point, get the point!
Yeah, yeah, see that point's crazy.
It's like two chokes and it's like a meat grinder.
You'll see.
Like, agile meat grinder.
Yeah, it's fun.
I'm gonna get this or what I'll do it myself
I
Like it the mess
Are not not a failure yet. I mean
Yeah, I want to get heroes on trim keep doing that
R?
There's an R.
There's an R.
Oh, there's an R.
Are we?
Oh, my god.
Yeah, we're trolling today.
We're trolling today at a point.
This could be really bad.
There wasn't enough of that.
48 in.
There.
There's an R.
There's an R.
48
Wait 24 cents
Push that
Captain Phasma has arrived to oversee the battle.
Who is Captain Phasma?
Actually, it's going to go dark mode, dark mode, dark mode!
Come on, man.
Calorane!
Guys, let me play the hero, man.
if you would join us wait, this is like our last attack in the player.
I have to go for it here.
Brother, I did drop the work right there.
Okay, brother, that was so close.
No, I think I did on the hero there.
I killed one of the heroes and I heard the point.
What else am I going to do?
It's our last life, though.
I
Wait we in Kevin
Are you fucking stupid?
I mean, are we serious?
Get on the fucking plane, you moron!
No, I'm not leaving this.
What the, what the, what the?
I forgot.
Dude, overtime is this, this is kind of crazy.
Pass.
I
Got a god list
Wait
What can we not be here
I mean, are we dead after this?
We have been joined by Kylo Ren.
I've been splined with a mid-ranger.
Where's the point at, Al? See it?
Am I on it?
What my shield and pop
She will time
You okay, can I get a hill please guys? I'm a nice guy man
Probably as good here really I thought what opens that room
Yo, yo, yo, guys in the gaming, look at that, can I please have this, yo, please, it's my
turn, man.
It's my turn to play it.
Dude, it's my turn, I've been waiting for like 30 minutes, man.
Oh, by the way, I didn't reinforce it.
I mean, over the desk?
Add to the rocket.
Wait, it's the wrong...
What the fuck is this?
I just got 2 thousand dollars?
Where's my rocket here?
Come out right now or you're taking position!
Wait...
Chad, that's like a good cook!
Get on the plane! What are you doing?!
I think they didn't even respond to that, so they hit him.
Good. I mean, I don't want to find the blue, the game will just...
I see.
Again!
Wait.
You had to die on these heavens.
That's it?
It's a face bargain.
That's it?
It's a face bug.
I mean, back in the days we used to scream at each other, but we're back.
Check over here, chat. You go left and you go up into like the engine room and then you just go dial point, no?
I
Got this edge one to get a hero, so I'm gonna shake your loser. Fuck you
Are we shockwave F and
Yeah, this is the last time I'm listening in, I'ma give it a bucket.
It's shit.
I don't like it, it's bad.
Fuck that.
I'm playing Jedi.
Fucking lightning in a- you're in a Star War like galactic battle.
Everybody has leathers and you use fucking it like volfin shit
San Kaku Kaku
So, if I were already OC, it's funny, we're fast.
If you've never even done it before in time.
Okay, one more to the chat.
You'd like to cancel the chat if you wanna find one more.
One more, and then maybe one, uh, super easy.
Chat, Delictic Assault in the forest is way more sedentary.
I mean, chat, that was just dying on repeat, yes.
And I still made a frag to now.
Delictic Assault is the best game I've ever done.
Yeah, no.
Well, I mean, I got trolled to pick a bad character twice or twice by the discord members.
That was better game mode.
The problem is that it gets hacked a lot and whatever you do in the hackers.
I thought it was the other one, the other one gets hacked all the time, literally.
There's hackers that spawn can't be, you can't leave spawn because there's a fucking drillian.
Brrr.
Chat, what's one like the most?
guy, guy, lizard, fight head, or uh, fish.
Lizard?
Fight head?
I'm not kidding, I've been grinding off streamers just to get this fucking rapid fire.
Dude, how many kills does it do to get this motherfucker?
I played all day like a bazillion kills and it's just it's barely progressing
It's four hundred
I think I think it's bug-mobby. Plastic
Like you're doing cooperative me, that's good
The twine?
Is that what we're at?
The twine?
All this is not the cinema!
I did not hear anything.
There's a lot of shit put in this 8-bitch ass.
Let's see bitch ass
Oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh
No, I see what we're doing I get it. I get it. You want to play it all in assault with the fucking shotgun. I got you, bro
They nearly have the junkyard
Oh
30 a third person. Oh, oh you bitch. Ah, yeah, he's having fuck you
I'm gonna take the cantina if we don't stop him.
Shut up.
Oh, we all died one. Let's see if we can get away.
Okay, I thought the number on the fence, when you see the number, it's a amount of people that you have on point, not that they have.
But that's good, Tim.
Yeah, because they're running fucking enforces and shit like I'll get like the wookies and shit
Scratch
The leader has joined the interiors being cautious
of
of
the
I'm losing.
Ah, I'm losing.
I got it.
This one is so cheese, no?
This is just shit busted.
We can't hold the Austin house forever, but we're not losing it yet.
Reinforcements, go!
I don't need one for one thousand when you're dying, like really.
A nice spot man, I like that.
I'm going to go back to the ground, I'm going to go back to the ground, I'm going to go
back to the ground.
Bang!
Closing it.
That map at night kinda goes heavy.
Jack, this map and the map of the snow, like the rocketeer guy, you can fucking like 1v20, it's so busted.
Wait, what was I not on the leaderboard?
I was cooking.
Second place on our first team and I'm not on the board?
I mean, if I just played officer, sat on the point and threw in my shield and my heel,
I would have had like taking two points, to be honest.
Star killer bays, what is that?
That's not a word.
Although, any pro in this game can tell each other if I have the correct cards for point gathering.
Like, if I know there's points, I use this for points, I use it at...
It's meta, right?
There's no way that he's there for points, but you know how many points I get with Inspire?
I get that station a little off the map.
You gotta hear it because I wasn't playing Officer.
I was playing Assault.
Oh!
Okay!
Actual cinema!
Jock Hill is powering up at the beach head of loads.
It's no matter what the intent is, Bunker.
There's a lot of distractions.
This is free of people.
Everyone in the artist's line is waiting this month.
Sink on the plates!
We're going to have the potential to lock the special can along the way.
The first target to the fuel supply, and this center is Jock Hill.
Plant explosive charges and don't get caught.
Oh, come on.
Oh
there's fucking blocking you moron
oh my fucking god yes I'm not about the director I can't write them like a
fucking couple days ago
Okay, yeah, it's okay. I'm not about the fucking rocket
I don't care
Oh
That would defend the okay
So fucking lame, I just get one of the big lamers in the history of this game, what a
bitch ass.
man get it secured
man stop coming up
I'm gonna slam this
face must be almost ready to fight
alright, detention plunge close
only gonna hope for a shell door and inigate
get those two targets and hold to the vest
I'm just trying to get points to the ad, I mean it's not like, it's not a good gameplay
but it's like, I just want to get the points like they would if we could play hero.
You like me?
What a fucking cock!
Yeah, I'm not even gonna ask for a good video.
The ball is so bad.
Jetpack Girl.
Who is that?
Her?
No!
I'm finding this for the money.
Oh
Bro, what is this?
Buddy this is fucking awful
What are you fucking doing?
What the?
Don't fall asleep, kid.
I can't, I mean, what am I supposed to do here?
I mean, I'm getting bottomed every from every angle.
This is absolutely disgusting.
Chat Han Solo is an absolute waste of fucking space.
What a joke, hero.
Oh god, it's so bad, man.
He's low! He's low!
I'm identifying first order from part of the jacket!
Mother!
Okay, that was useful, I think.
That, I think. Kind of. Make it a little bit.
Then the track is bad for us, right?
Oh
Wait, one shot, really?
That's all me.
Yeah, of course it was all me, because I went and broke the trick.
That was the greatest thing going in.
I mean...
thousands of them are dead boys
oh shit
push push push bitch
now is that him?
I'm a fucking hero!
I want Yoda or I want Anakin Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
So can you know the Anakin? The way Anakin is, um...
Wait, it's so heavy.
It's not a saber, it's a fucking neon bulb, it's like a warehouse fucking old school
It's lame, dude. Why can't they just get a cruel color? It's trash.
Are you?
Oh, let me just show you. I'm on my uh...
Yeah, I'll never get this, like, look at this progression.
I don't know why I bought it with that shit.
Uh, purple is cool, but it's not aura.
Like, what about a burgundy red?
Okay, now hold on, now hold on.
What about a saber that changes color based on the emotion of the of the
wielder
Hi, I shoot a lot of nice weapons.
I wanna get this.
What is that?
A star?
A fucking destroyer?
A fucking…
Like that's what I want.
Star fighter.
I want to go down like a little wood to your range.
Yeah, he's dead. I mean, why is he looking backwards?
Yo, if you're playing the plane, wasn't it?
Ah!
There was a bigger one!
Fuck yourself!
I'm playing this fucking fake bat and this guy's got this fucking super no, I can't I'm actually I
Don't understand. He's just like a super fucking galaxy like
What is that the x-wing? Oh
My god
We lose 20 tickets for... no, no, no, you're trolling.
Enemy access to gate control.
Wait, no what?
I think we did it.
This is a map for Heavy.
100%.
This is heavy.
You can use standard order.
This is heavy water, you can just stand aboard it.
I don't know, I don't know where it is.
Fuck you.
Oh, we're just getting absolutely fucked up?
The resistance commander just landed!
You need to play your life at that point because I'm not playing.
Alright, alright, I'll try that on the-
Yeah, alright, alright, well, well, well, well.
Why don't I have only two kills, what?
I don't want to chill out.
I'd like to just hold this for a bit.
I think I need some of that.
Oh, not good at it again, then, then.
So, what?
Look, what I tap out, like this.
and I mean got it. Oh, lovely. I don't know how to fix it. Oh, I think it's done. It would
play the um this guy
wait chat is that what no
there's also assault
wait
what
our main objective today is to kill this sector
it's not a fish but it looks like it's just weird
I'm just gonna get rid of that.
We must capture and hold these command posts against them.
You're not lost.
That's the thing.
Yeah, there's this bullshit.
Yeah, it's too bright there.
Try to fix that.
Yeah, there's this bullshit.
Yeah, there's this bullshit.
Yeah, there's this bullshit.
Yeah, it's too bright there.
It's too bright there. Try to fix that.
This is java, I don't know how I like...
It's not sticking up, like, on and off of it.
I
Can use great but I really like my new water
What was that enemy
I
Didn't actually no
Yeah, now here's Chico.
I don't cheat.
I'm
I'm
and
see like it won't even take it see that maybe I do basic on yeah studies
We're going to find him more.
So this is, this is?
Like...
Wait, he's off here.
Oh my god.
The swiggles are all too bright to end off and off if I take my mouse off again or not.
It's crazy.
I think there's something on the inside that's not a bug but it's like some aft bar, yeah.
I mean, dude, I'm trying to kill you.
I'm trying to kill you.
I'm trying to kill you.
I'm trying to kill you.
I mean, I'm trying
Me not the enemy job, no
I'm a little tired
I'm on a tree
Who was it?
Who the fuck am I supposed to be?
Who the fuck?
That's your brother, he's one of the strongest mid-gears.
I mean it costs like super hard
Wait
It was not in the trees
So bad dude
I'm down anyway, I mean double-tank the juice.
I mean, there's literally the whole team I'm in, by the way, like, what does this do there?
Wait, they attack and we get these fucking boxes!
watch my E
There's vehicles
and that can be good
That's a fucking wheelchair
Help! I'm landing!
I'm stuck, we got a friend
We're capturing command post
Fuckin' move, man!
Okay, never again. This shit is trash, buddy.
Buddy, this shit is a straight garbanzo.
We have zero points.
What is this scoreliner?
Digit.
I think the battery exploded.
And now personally, I'm not very much.
It's like...
Two tanks on E or whatever this is, A.
GG, GG, buddy.
I don't get what our fucking stormtroopers do.
Is that Bubba?
I mean, it's not that because it's not so damaging. That's the entire hero.
I must full kill the hero by myself
Shall we just get some fucking tanky though?
I
Okay, I know you're gonna matter I here I go
I
Shit
I'm not going to get a test like that, no?
I'll get this retreat.
I won't sacrifice any more troops to win this battle.
We'll see after I'm complacent.
Then we'll strike again.
I need this. No sun. I may have 4th place out here. It's going to be just trash. That's
cool. I was up all night so I need to get a little bit of rest. But at least the schedules
On par I guess we could judge that tomorrow get tomorrow big day and I'll be there
All right
Okay, yeah, that's cool. I actually enjoy playing league and shit. It was a lot of fun
It's a China
That was cool
Yeah, I'm built a mall chat
today was just the damage like the second part of the launch in pretty much
just gonna have to fix the schedule
it'd be nice to be cool to be happy chat
thanks for coming out to this all of the subs
resubs that there's no video on chat
thanks to all the viewers, workers, sub resubs, people that are all the socials
we've seen on youtube on twitter
I'll put chat
thanks for being here with us, wish you all a very much
and watch that, it'll be cool. Be nice and be happy, you can do it.
What are you guys, are you retirement?
I don't know.
I mean, it's not to retire from something that isn't like until you retire from United
Union.
I'm just allocating more time to do it, but like, it's something I like doing.
I'm going to be like...
It's actually cool, like, manage something and whatever.
I'm going to make a game or something.
Okay, little more chat.
Little chat, I'm out.
I will be there.
And, um, until then.
Thanks for being here, actually it's a lot.
It's cool to be able to just, you know, work up, click live and just chat there, you know.
It's like a reliable, like a constant right now.
Thanks so much.
Goodbye.
Skip.
Cheers.
Bye.