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Why is it cringe man, it's you know, fuck you man, you know
Overwatch, okay, you would have it you would have cereals without what you would you wouldn't have a work score income what a overwatch
Overwatch, your family would be in peril.
With Overwatch, we wouldn't have flying cars.
With Overwatch, we would have nothing.
Jesus Christ.
But, hey, my list, generics on don't accidentally try Pete.
Right here.
That wasn't easy.
He was beat practically, not regularly.
Smart.
Yes.
Oh, that's stupid.
Chat.
Who would like this?
This is a weird clip.
My ear.
Here.
That doesn't easy.
Use the proc-yly, not rec-yly.
Smart.
Yes.
That's the, that's the, that's the, oh my God.
Oh, shit.
Chai didn't even boot me.
Chai didn't even boot me.
Is this the estimate?
Yeah, he didn't even boot me.
It's the wrong map man.
It's the wrong map man.
So most people in game 2 are seeing that the ball in matchup is pokeballs versus ex-susi.
But Tyler run, can you pull up the meme I sent in discord because I feel like it's more
representative of what's actually going on.
I can't play this.
I get showed on my stream, but I don't know how to show it on Discord.
Wait, so this is code versus XQC?
Yeah.
Hydrogen bomb versus coughing game.
I know what's funny, I know what's funny.
I'm actually impressed that Dante is a challenger, and it has actually the analysis of a gold player.
I swear to chat, he does not understand the game at all.
Like he does not understand the game at all.
It's like he's playing Fortnite.
I mean, it's funny.
Okay, it looks like there's going to be another dragon fight though, but raise top lane without a vision.
Like, you're not meant to win a fucking Lulu Trist against fucking Ash and fucking Jenna.
Like, you don't promote...
The lane is designed for you to lose.
Like, what?
I
Was loud loud loud loud he times down to the SS before you want the game
Chousa, I'm a pressure. I'm a pressure. They did so many copers and there's more length of people complaining
Even though we fucking crushed them like I am Jake impressed and how many fucking people are coping hard
They got fucking plowed from the back
absolutely bolstered down to the fucking past like what the fuck are we talking
about here man buddy you got fucking a role but who are we talking about here
I'd always say I don't say another saying jibbit because his first low kill in the
Okay
All right, that's it for me
All right, you see L from Ontario
Oh, you might be gay and swatch the royal pop. I'm sure you've seen dozens of posts about the APN swatch collab
Although most came close here are the actual eight timepieces
There are eight pocket watches two variations one with our minute and one with an additional small second hand
Typical bright biosyramic colors that we've seen in the collapse with Omega and Blancpain. This time again the mechanical system 51 movement
Although now it is hand-bound
There are two versions with a small second hand and the crown at 3 o'clock called
Montre de Poissonette and six versions with the crown at 12 and only hours
It's this is shit
2026 and fucking pocket watchers
What the hell?
Hey, you be taking this shit, huh?
If I do that this...
Why we have Google on, man?
Nah, the Sonic deadass makes you like...
Wait, really? Hold on.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Wait, there's that, there's that, sure.
If I do that...
14-5 Months Pockets.
Yeah, I'm done. Number one city.
Fuck, man.
Chow, why is this thing so loud? It's probably because of the loud links, man.
I don't get it. Why is this thing so loud?
Stop with the loud links, man!
I know that isn't. Maybe we'll do Rebels, I think.
uh I can't wait to reload my fucking
don't really get it uh I thought we said I thought we said I don't don't know
child you know we have one on the corner of my street
Joe we had to dunk in him really they had left the space all right
Dylan Brooks is broke as shit it Dylan Dylan broke it. Dylan bricks Dylan broke it
Well, he's in I'm fucking China. They play with a fucking Shanghai sharks fucking fucking loser
Well, the fucking you want a fucking bus down and fake ass times look at the code is shit
But if this shit is fucking trash dog, what is this with cubic Zirconian dog? It's trash
They're fucking broke
They bring that they get away with things what people say
Like buddy, but who gets it guys check this is a moist nights. This is not that is it moist nights
This is trash. This is it's a bust out. You're fucking broke
There there's nothing more loser than then it goes on his game to clown them a buddy
You are the clown in the gesture you lost you're out your shit your garbage
You're not playing your dog shit
I need to load all my lice
Oh my god, I got one!
I like it sir.
Hey, we about to go blastin' with some shorts!
Oh, let's go!
Woo!
So what if it starts all there, though?
Are they paid or trained?
Oh, he did me!
That's how much did I get now?
I like it, sir.
Hey, we about to...
congrats on the big w yesterday
Chad Dylan Bricks is a bitch ass
He's like Canadian, I don't give a fuck about him
He's from Canada but none of us claimed him
Who claimed him? None of us
Not what it is claimed Dylan Bricks
We don't give a shit
We gave him to China years ago
We don't claim him at all
Yeah, I don't blame him.
Okay, so how does SDK get scared of me?
Yeah, it is sad. It actually is sad.
I
Yeah
Okay
What you think this guy is very straight gay gay and what makes you say that his whole manner and are you gay or straight?
I'm straight. You think people could tell based on looking at you. Yeah. Hey, would you think this guy's gay or straight gay?
Why you say that the polls, okay? Maybe it may be the vibe. Okay. Are you gay or straight?
I'm straight. You think people could tell based on looking at you? Maybe no. I think this guy's gay or straight
Oh, he's good. And then why would you say that?
Look at the just how he's posing. Okay. Now you gay or straight. You think people could tell based on looking at you?
You think this guy's gay or straight?
But look at him bro, holy shit, then are you gay or straight? Hell, no, I'm straight brother. You think people could tell based on looking at you?
Yeah
These game
Okay, are you gay straight?
People can tell based on looking at you. Yeah, and this guy's gay straight gang gay. Why would you say that?
Just to stance just how I how he presents himself. Okay, and then are you gay straight?
Straight people be able to tell based looking at you. I hope so. I'm not guys gay straight. Okay, and we'll make you say
Okay, okay, okay, okay, Jack Jack guys
He's showing them another picture and then his lips okay, and then are you gay or straight straight?
You think people could tell a baseball looking at you? Oh, yeah, would you do this guy's Gary straight gay gay?
Like it's just solar
49 months with the goat. Thank you for all the streams. They have helped through the roughest of times
But every time them here it helps so much checks. Yeah, really calm. Yeah, isn't it like the iPad is I was thinking about it
The the the ruffles cheddar
That she is fucking disgusting it like these chips are an abomination
This shit is disgusting its trash
Ash.
Wait, are we getting it?
He's like, okay, okay, I get it.
Chat likes garbage, it's all good.
Treasure Genji Diva Mercy skins, the gameplay items,
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That's cool.
That's cool.
Jack, what about the main man?
Are you going to finish our craft to wear?
I'm a Scrock and Haysay.
You want to see some tough shit?
I got y'all boys.
I got, hey, y'all up.
Hey, man, ready?
Look at this, boys.
This is why we don't swatch.
You understand me?
This is the real deal.
So this is the real deal, y'all.
Bang!
It's tough.
It's tough because it has a fucking name.
You wanna see some tough shit?
I got you, boys.
Stop it, stop it.
Hey, man, ready?
Look at this, boys.
Stop it.
This is some dude who could put on that phone
and pull bitches in.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
How about you lock in and play some games you've stored, you know?
Jack, Jack, why don't we go to Saturn or something?
Let's make fun for once.
Jack, why don't we go to some fucking planet like fucking Mercury or some shit?
It's far. I don't give a shit then. Just go. Oh it's the excuse. Oh it's too far. Oh
it's too much. Yo, the humans like me, did we fucking ask? Did we fucking ask if it
is too far we don't give a shit you go we'll watch
true there's a dinner white announced the last biggest difference oh very cool
There'll be a Teddits.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, oh, okay.
Chat, chat, is this, is this, is this the real feared buck
or is that, or is that, was a feared buck buck, whatever?
Also, I'll look at it, look at this, throw on chat.
It's, I mean, this is what I do.
Teddits, this is what I do.
And you go to the ADASI to complain like some hoes.
I mean, buddy, it wasn't even close.
This was a massacre of a game.
I was the best in the world, the whole planet came together to play one game and they couldn't
beat me.
I was the father boss, I was the f***ing best!
There was nobody else standing in pretty air.
There was just as good as I was, you know what I'm saying?
It's all right.
Never the f***ing worst skills ever again.
I was the best.
I did a debut on the dinner set, Lane.
the point is to win the game. You win the game. You win the game. We made choices to
win the game. And they won the game.
Two-way at everything outside of the stream. Probably going to sit down with Riot, see
what's good, see what's going on. I think they wanted to relay a couple things to me.
So yeah, I'm just going to hold back from talking about the entire, you know, that second
major part
i'm gonna hold off on talking about that
updating until uh... after that just out of uh...
i don't know what to call it professionalism i don't know what to
call it it's just
pretty fucking retarded situation if you ask me
yeah there's really not much to say
as soon as i uh... situate everything outside of the uh...
Tell the citizen.
You white?
I am white.
I am Muslim.
And I'm living in the West.
You really hate white people, Jesus?
Dude, I am white.
I am white.
I'm white.
Because I am Muslim.
I'm Turkish.
I am a tall, white heterosexual male, which puts me in a no-marginalized category.
Sometimes you can't be talking like that white baby.
See, this is what I mean.
First of all, suck my fucking cock, okay?
I'm a goddamn Muslim American.
It gets fucking called a terrorist every fucking day.
So which one is he?
There's never been a moment where I've sat around,
I've always sat on white.
I realize at a certain point that it's because I'm brown.
It's usually incredibly racist people
who switch between whether I'm white or whether I'm brown.
That's out of context?
No, it's not.
It absolutely is not, dude.
I realize at a certain point that it's because I'm brown.
I don't say I don't respect it.
I don't say I don't say I don't respect it.
You know what I mean?
No, ask me to say it.
The hospital is going to waive for a surge
and we're going to try to take the fight.
you need you need you need you start meeting less than three so say it with me
Bye bye.
Jack.
I've never seen him do that.
Holy shit.
You have African-American rappers saying inward this and inward that, but a Caucasian can't.
So say it.
Say what?
Say the word, do you want to say?
I'm not saying that I want to say it, I'm just saying that I can't.
So you can.
Say it right now.
I will say which this is hypocritical you know we can't sure you can this is America
both of you
All right, I think we can move on why move on when you want to set both of you want to say
All together everybody
Please my arm
Marvin is a good-looking guy bro. He's got abs. He might be six foot four
But bro, and that doesn't help you in the summoner's riff, bro. Come on. Come on. Use me. I guess
Anyway, that's about it chat, doesn't she think?
How much water do these swallow?
I don't get it.
It keeps spitting out water.
That sounds awful.
Hey, I said hi.
Thanks for subscribing like my cute self, right?
You're welcome.
Do you make awesome videos?
And I'm like, yes.
What do you want to see?
And then he goes...
I don't know if your dad's saying he's proud of you.
There you go.
Yes, what do you want to see? A menu of your dad's age.
Jack, I think I'm crying as a shit memer. It's just so bad.
Happy birthday, train! Thanks for being the only guy on Twitch that appreciates that I wear pants.
And dad, I'll give you access to my private feet.
who lead that you because she reacted to something she reacted to some completely
indefensible this is what I mean it's like really it's indefensible you you find it
indefensible you find it indefensible for for a white supremacist organization who
has actively tried to fucking tackle affirmative action initiatives which have
now led to the anti-dei movement that we are currently in you find that to be so
fucking
Sometimes you can't be talking like that white baby. See this is what I mean first of all suck my fucking cock
Okay, I'm a goddamn Muslim America just fucking call the terrorists every fucking day. All right. Are we are we doing racism Olympics?
Are we talking about what kind of what kind of racism is is?
Institutionally completely appropriate. What do you think? Who do you think receives more fucking?
a dick eating on a daily fucking basis oh my god white baby we're not talking
about like a black americans living in Jim Crow south here what the fuck I'm
attacking I'm attacking the concept of tokens that are being spent in the past
of white supremacy you can't be saying white baby like that that's ridiculous
Interesting.
I don't know what you're talking about. I don't want to be offensive.
It's a joke, man. I know. It's just like very frustrating.
The idea that I'm like an anti-Asian reactionary because I'm saying...
Did you mean Muslim as the religion or is it the way that I don't get it?
Because I've never seen him pray. I've never seen him do Ramadan.
I've never seen him in a mosque.
that the anti DEI movement that is literally harming Asian Americans right now in some
ways was also so we said it lock lock lock Sahour was it in it guys guys what is that
job what does that mean it lock lock lock Sahour I don't know what that means like I
keep thinking that in some ways deployed Asian faces for white supremacy this is how it started
That clip is one from the Republican National Committee.
Of course, they don't give a fuck about Asian people.
I do.
Like, if I describe the context of what criticism is,
and you still choose to go, no, that's still fucked up.
No, you know what I think is fucked up?
I think white supremacy is fucked up.
I think anti-DEI initiatives are fucked up.
I mean, even culturally, I've never seen him interact
with that part of himself ever.
I mean, I get even non-preparing,
But I mean, I didn't see what you didn't a hint of it. Well, I didn't even see a drop of it. I mean
And I'm really in here about speak about Ramadan like what or anything related
I would honestly just focus completely
So it's hitting me. So it's hitting me.
The fuck?
Yeah, it's flashing.
Turn back to the corner.
I see that.
We'll be on farming.
Oh, you're good.
You can bend for farming.
Oh, my God.
It's so bad!
Exploits it!
Keep it put.
May you land to the tree set.
N-A!
N-A!
Okay, my crap, okay.
Exactly.
Well, I'm going to just fight again.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
Right now.
So what is he doing here?
Yeah, crash it.
Crash it.
Oh, I'm stupid.
No, you're not.
At the wave, and get the wave.
I'm gonna fly, I'm gonna fly to the fucker, fucker, fucker fix.
How do I fight you? How do I fight him? How do I fight him?
Just try to get the next turret if you can.
You can't go down getting far, bro.
Just stay under it. Just hug your turret.
He doesn't know what that turret is.
I don't even know what this lane is.
How am I supposed to win?
I'm too. You just remember you've never looked at any of these turrets.
Yeah, I mean, you gotta win.
I mean, this is like, rude.
Greek, do not gank. Greek, I'm telling you, do not.
Go for a crab
You're doing great, man, you're doing amazing
Okay, I would I would say Marlon just focus entirely on avoiding him and just staying in experience like she is
Jack we took our nubes to the training room and we explained the game and we explained everything
it like come on bro
uh was that a full noob? why no, Ray was a full noob. I mean bro I will not, you did it yet? I will not
of any cope. No cope. Ray was a full on move when he got to the gamer.
I'm in my suit era. I think we already, I think we already established that. Part of
the reason why is because part of the reason why I'm in a suit all the time is
because he's copying Nick when we get it. Because he saw the the rise in viewers
of Nick and he's just trying to copy it because he's got a suit and he's trying to
this lock block block and um and you know same sort of traction and validity based on what he's
wearing we get him in this we get it right you know moms and dads are watching two reasons one it
makes my head look bigger number two oh god a lot of conservatives come in here to watch
lately to see what's going on and uh as a chatter correctly pointed to wearing a suit
basically like lingerie for old conservative ladies
I've seen this
got by xqc you're gonna die alone I'm sorry to tell you you're obsessed with
the streamer you're genuinely gonna die alone your balls are existing for nothing
the common sperm inside of it will go unused for generations to be washed
on a fucking toilet
We are disconnected. It's hard to go. Oh really bad. Oh, this is so bad of me. This is so bad of me. I'm sorry.
I think we can go.
That was a kill.
I got it.
I got it down.
Oh, what is that?
What was that? I thought that was a notification.
Oh, he should have been pictured down.
Dude, we still...
That was a notification, Jack.
you know what? Hold on. Hold on. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, sure. We got this right.
Chas and bugging.
Exes, legendaries. That okay?
Hold on.
Oh,
I should have a big turn there. Bang! Bang! Look!
This is a very special sub-diversary. Look, look how tall and muscular I am!
Where the rocks are. Bang! Bang! Bang!
I
Yes games a bit cocky all bang
Me you can only get so Fred though. Yeah, yeah
I think it's a G
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a good effort
Just get the vibes looking kind of rough here. Yeah, yeah
GG here
No, what's the game? That's probably
if we fight
if we fight
good
walk out
we are just
oh
i know what's that
and to the game once
no i don't think he did
what the fuck
exhausted
it's always on y'all
first
kinda hard
wait!
what you eat?
yeah
you push it
it's looking good
yeah yeah
You are good
Also, although you are mad that I chased down like I was being petty
Yes, are you me? Are you me chase is to players like I'm the inner side
Are you me is like you eat a fish, but that's fish is eating a fish
So you get a meal for two. Yes
Look right here
Look I owe to you, right?
Yeah, yeah
You are dead.
I guess this is two players.
Oh my god, there's so many.
It's looking cooked over here.
One of five.
You can free push.
Can you come with a TP next time, Joel?
Sorry, I didn't realize that you did.
You're gonna get an award.
I'll fight again.
Oh, that's...
Hold on.
We're talking.
So where's the jack fight then?
What was the jack fight then?
What is it?
They were disconnected.
Started to go.
Oh, really bad.
Oh, this is so bad of me.
This is so bad of me.
Sorry.
Yeah, we were disconnected.
Oh, oh.
That was DCS, Lane.
All right.
Hello.
And you just go to the buffet and you have like all you can eat stuff and then just
like save the food.
Like I don't understand like if you're struggling, why don't you go to like a cheap buffet?
And you just go to the buffet and you have like all you can eat stuff and then just like
save the food when people aren't looking.
Now that-
Okay, okay, Jack, once again I ask the Congress people to put a license on microphones.
You shouldn't be allowed to have a microphone unless you have displayed a son of a massery
or some form of, I mean it, Jack, what the fuck is she saying?
the clip that a context you're gonna get hate threats everywhere yeah well the
other thing the internet loves hating women now that's whenever Ray opens up
her mouth it's about six seven here's a thing is for word of advice yeah as a
rich woman like yourself never say why don't poor people chest if the sun
starts with that don't bother even if I feel like I feel like this is
inspirational. If you are struggling in life, I feel like there's two options for you. So whatever,
go to buffets and spend the minimum amount and get all the food and just wait until no one's looking
at you and like get bring Tupperware and put it there. Okay? Or go to jail because
Because if you go to jail...
That's me. That's me.
All your food is free?
True.
Your accommodation is free?
This is good advice.
What else is there?
You know?
I don't see how she could get hate for this take.
Yeah.
I don't see it.
As long as you don't get, like, you know, the death penalty.
Do you think things can get worse for you, Nick?
Chance, she might have just given the worst take.
How many days since your first legitimate point five three thousand have you won legitimate
No, yes
Yo, yo, yeah, what is that? Joe, what does it say?
Okay
Yo, what about your weirdos?
Jack Jack
I mean, it's funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. I mean, I mean, I mean, how's that funny? It's just weird. It's just weird.
There's just a weird thing to say like what a basic kid. So yeah
Fucking playing outside
That's the league of legends
Are we serious now we're done for
I mean
Basic kit, so yes, I mean all else
Just do on Twitter. It's pathetic kill yourself. You fought after a hundred million dollar twitch streamer like kpop fans
Do on Twitter. It's pathetic kill yourself. You fought after a hundred
100 million dollar twitch streamer like kpop fans do on Twitter it's pathetic kill yourself you fought after a
Chat chat I thought I thought um I thought the twitch said that we can't say that anymore
So I thought you could say that anymore
No
Just that's fine chat it's very simple anything and they get timed out that's that's funny because there's no channel parties
But but but what all the rest of them do you get they do they do they get I mean they got flowers. I mean
two's difficulty
four years with the gaming golem
no where else i would rather waste my money
excuse me el fuck you chat fitty
wait what the fuck
is there a card figure
two's difficulty
can i wonder why it's harder
um
And Joe also got
What else do we got there chat anything interesting by this new game, um, yeah
Cyclops with Cyclops I saw this already saw that
People always ask me what I do, I sell holy shit moments for 11, right?
And I get it.
Um, weird link.
Okay.
Very interesting, very interesting.
Almost every second Neath which account, it's original over the past year and then from Russia at all.
Uh, number of original accounts, I've already exceeded the current publication.
150 million, it's growing to one more 2 million every month.
I mean, they don't like kicker, I mean, I wish they liked kicker, but I mean, they don't
like kicker, what can I say?
Down the cloud so it's going crazy right now. It reminds. Nope. Turn with the flake. Does he get anything off here?
I don't know. Yeah, this is coming to pick you up. Thank you
What's just happened
Sapnap, I believe that's Sapnap jungle. He hit a four-man
Jotovan ultimate, only Sona had flash down and he got it right when they thought they were in it.
There's no way he could get on another.
Oh my god. Wait, wait.
That means he's only got something here, isn't it?
There might be a chance at soil, but like...
I mean, check out the damage, check out the damage.
Check his damage.
Turn around if you can't see who's in.
Check. Look at the damage combo.
Bang.
So we do.
All right. Um, I was supposed to anything that will require me to interact with another person. So the moment that you ask me to, can you please do something that, you know, like, what do you call it? Can you do anything?
I mean the moment that I have to talk to somebody or interact with somebody that is the non-starter point of it
There's no more orgs. No more
Organizations no more meetings nothing. Okay, I'm totally out totally done
I don't want to do that anymore and I I tried I try
Okay, so what are people giving it? I don't get it
I
I tried for years and I couldn't deal with it. I couldn't like I I tried it
fuck you know because of this I mean
What is this?
Hey!
Ummm...
Until Dawn's studio game...
Let's see, look.
I don't like this sloppy choppy choppy inhibition.
I have no way to contact the Andromeda... or Earth.
What is that?
Who's there?
Take it slow.
I
Okay
Okay, it doesn't look bad. I don't know why it's got a bunch of views. Yeah, I'm guessing
it's, it's, uh, Pyromancer, right? And these games have very bad, uh, Pyromancer's
I'm really semi-assuming about it.
Oh look at that one there!
It could be good, but I thought he generated the worst team and proceeded to shoot on two guys.
I thought he was better than me, but I'm too hooked on him and proceeded to shoot on two guys.
So it was actually a low heritage.
Oh, I didn't.
Yeah, I never met.
Um, check.
I've had a little, I've had a little react segment.
on October 4th 2022 in McDonag
I know it's my first day playing bitch holy fuck bro this won't switch top lane to bully
me it's my first day playing this fucking game this guy been playing this shit since
before Overwatch he didn't speak HTC LOL no shit I'm losing to him who's surprised not
me but somehow you are because you have fucking good brains out of a fucking cat holy fuck
You fucking dumbass the fuck
No shit dumbass
Yo, fuck
My kids were getting a rammed in okay
You know what? No one was complaining about that shit that the vibes were up and we're trying our hardest to win it
Nobody was addressing their chats rage bait whatever everyone was locked into the game and was one with the pixels
You know these guys have no vibes
Where are the vibes?
zero vibes
I have a exhaust now so it's harder for her.
Muff, I talk.
Chat!
Bunk, bunk, bunk, hold on then.
Why is he actually, I read it.
Oh, shit, why?
Why I thought he was gold.
I'll leave the bit in there, darling.
Georgia, an officer is flagged down by a rollback truck
as the driver alerts the officer to a man inside
that has been shot multiple times.
But what starts as a call for help quickly unfolds
into an investigation that raises more questions
than answers leads into a high.
Shit, shit, it's pretty good.
I want to watch, okay?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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This is the U.S. Embassy in Tehran.
A huge crowd of students has gathered outside the gates.
They're demanding the extradition of the opposed Shah, Muhammad Reza Pahlavi.
For decades, he ruled Iran as an authoritarian monarch supported by the United States.
The students are radical supporters of the leader of the Islamic revolution, Ayatollah
Khomeini.
They've been protesting here for weeks.
But today is different.
Suddenly, they begin to climb the walls.
Hundreds storm the embassy grounds.
The security guards aren't authorized to fire their weapons.
The protesters meet almost no resistance and they quickly break in.
They capture 52 U.S. citizens and hold them hostage for 444 days.
Why, really?
For their captives, it's a nightmare.
For the U.S., it's the start of a major international crisis.
In the months that follow, U.S. President Jimmy Carter tries to negotiate with the Iranian
militants.
But Iran is now run by Ayatollah Khomeini, who openly supports the hostage takers.
The negotiations run through Algeria, which acts as a media...
If they have 50 US equal authors,
why don't they just send them a fucking math,
like they want to do is turn them
with a massive bomber, like water?
Communication between Algeria and Iran is encrypted.
No one can read or listen in, or so they believe.
But after every exchange,
Carter knows exactly what the Iranians
are saying behind closed doors.
How is that possible?
The answer leads to Switzerland,
and a company called Crypto AG.
The devices it builds are at the center of a clandestine operation that shaped world
politics for over half a century, because Crypto AG has two secret co-owners, the CIA
and Germany's Federal Intelligence Service, the BND.
The Americans have been the victims of a terrorist attack in Europe.
For me the most surprising thing here was the enormity of it.
I am a proud searcher, series of strikes against the headquarters.
Argentina launched the invasion of the Forks and the Islands.
This is Operation Rubicon, one of the biggest intelligence coups of the 20th century.
What was that? Is that like enigma?
The story was enormous for us, for the Washington Post, I mean for days and days.
I think almost a week was one of the most read stories on our website.
And my interactions with US intelligence people throughout this period were kind of funny.
Like some of them were like, hmm, I wish you hadn't done that.
Others were like, yeah, how cool.
Like, we were part of that.
That's what we do.
This is Greg Miller.
He's an investigative journalist with The Washington Post.
We traveled to London to interview him for this video.
Back in 2020, he broke the story that our research for this video is based on, together
with the German and Swiss broadcasters ZDF and SRF.
Links are in the description.
Interesting.
Chapter 1, The Handshake.
Operation Rubicon begins with a friendship, Washington, D.C., 1951.
Two men meet for dinner at the exclusive, members-only, Cosmos Club.
This man, William Friedman, is one of the American military's leading cryptologists.
The man in front of him is Boris Hogelin, an entrepreneur in the country.
I don't know, that mustache is, uh...
Friedman and Hogelin are business partners.
It's not great.
Importantly, they're close friends.
They write each other frequently and bond over their shared background and interests.
Both were born in pre-Soviet Russia.
Both looked tinkering.
And both are deeply fascinated by cryptology, the science of encoding and decoding information.
Boris Hogelin develops ciphers.
I actually find this fascinating, because...
that it's breakable as a code, right?
But it's early enough into the history of code
that you can make some innovation
if you have to break it, like it's cool.
Like, think about it.
Small mechanical devices that allow users
to write and read secret messages.
His biggest customer is the US military.
During World War II,
Hugglin sells them the M209,
a compact portable cypher machine
that doesn't require electricity.
Just bigger than a lunchbox,
it comes with a lightweight canvas bag
that soldiers can easily attach to their gear.
American troops frequently use it in the field to quickly exchange encrypted messages.
The US produces more than 140,000 units, and Haagelen becomes a millionaire.
But after World War II, business suddenly slows down, so he needs new customers.
Friedman realizes Haagelen is a good enough businessman that if the United States doesn't
act, he's going to start selling cryptological devices to many, many governments.
Oh, come on!
The United States will not be able to read these communications will be blind and deaf to what other countries are doing.
What a bitch-ass!
And so this leads to all these conversations in Washington about what to do about it.
Friedman meets Haagelen for dinner and makes him an offer on behalf of the CIA.
From now on, Haagelen's high-security cypher machines will only be sold to selected countries handpicked by the Americans.
The rest of the world will get older models that are much easier to crack.
Yo, yo, yo, have I sent in models that are glitched?
They're bugged and then a switch, you switch it on, and it decodes the whole fucking shabagging.
As the shoe loses, Hoggolin is said to have received $700,000.
A year later, he moves his Swedish company to a Swiss town called Sue, where he founds Crypto AG.
That same year, the company releases the CX-52.
This new cypher machine is so complex many believe it's uncrackable
But is it really? I mean if it was a lively I could be shared in point 20. That's chapter two
crypto
To understand how secret messages are in people call me the puzzle tracker or what I want a real cypher machine
And not just any cypher machine an actual model developed by hagalin
That's a TX-52 machine from the crypto AG
Cryptography turns an ordinary sentence like this one into an illegible jumble of letters each letter in a message
is replaced by another, seemingly at random. So while anyone can read the encrypted message,
they won't actually understand it unless they have the right key.
Yeah.
Say we want to send an encrypted message from Amsterdam to Berlin. The first thing we need
is the same type of machine on both ends. Then, both sides need to know the daily key,
which is basically the machine's default setting for the day.
That's the second.
It determines how the key wheels in the revolving drum are configured. The so-called message
key is a short-term setting for each specific message and determines which letter or number
Yeah, I get it, I get it.
The keywheel.
To encrypt a word, you select each of the letters on this disk one at a time.
Each time you pull this crank.
This is what it looks like inside the machine.
Several wheels start to move.
Each time you do this, the machine generates a new and seemingly random code.
But mechanical systems like this one don't produce arbitrary results.
They can't.
Most follow fixed instructions or algorithms and are designed to eliminate randomness.
No matter how complex the algorithms are they can usually over over complicated it. Oh, I mean can't simplify but Jack
They can do that on paper as well. No, they be reproduced
Inside the machine each letter is assigned a new letter. Oh, no because the code is generating the thing
I'll be cranking which will eventually carry the whole secret message. Well, you can still do that
Let's try this one
It would be like one letter, alphabetically plus five, minus three, plus nine, minus eight,
and therefore all the letters, right?
You know what I mean?
It's like a Caesar cipher plus the other type combined.
That's our input word in encrypted form.
Now we can send this super-secret message to its recipient in Berlin, a radio, for example,
using their scope.
To decrypt it, the receiver also needs a CX-52 set to the same daily keys and message channel.
Mode sides must have previously agreed on a system that allows them to use the exact same keys and settings.
Most of the time they probably use a shared key sheet indicating the correct settings for each day.
This mode selector lets you switch between D and C.
That's cool.
That's for deciphering and C is for ciphering.
When we enter the coded word letter by letter, the machine recreates the original top secret message.
Cheers. Yeah, it's not exactly state secrets. We're YouTubers, alright?
The CX-52 comes in different variants, which differ mainly in their shape, color, and controls.
They all work the same way. Except one. The one-time pad version is so secure that not even the NSA can crack it.
What? It's like usual key wheels. This model runs a perforated paper strip through the machine.
This sequence of these holes is truly random making each pattern completely unique
To read one of these encrypted messages the receiver needs a paper strip identical to the one used by the sender
Oh, this is essentially a temporary key to the lock
It's only ever used once and is destroyed immediately after what a bus did it buddy sense tingling
All right before you go all sponsor block check this. I'm a child. Yeah, I mean it. Yeah, you can't correct this
I mean did you match out this is this late like modern encryption?
citizens of countries, and he faithfully honors his agreement with Friedman and the United
States. The new machines are also sold only to select states. But over time, that starts
to break down. Hagelin becomes frustrated by this. He's giving up lots of money. He's
leaving lots of sales untapped because of his willingness to abide by these constraints
that the Americans are putting on him. Ultimately, Washington realizes this and decides to
to make this a more formal arrangement than Hagelin.
The CIA makes him another offer.
They'll help market his crypto devices worldwide
and not just to CIA-approved countries.
Well, they want as many governments as possible
to exclusively use Hagelin's Cypher machine.
Because they're gonna bug it!
The CIA demands he produce two different versions of the state.
I knew it!
The first is a highly secure, essentially unbreakable variant
reserved for countries the US considers friendly.
Everyone else gets a weaker version
the CIA can easily crack. How do I agree with this? And once again, it's what I would do.
This time, he reportedly receives nearly $900,000, which would be roughly $10 million today.
On top of that, he said he will receive $70,000 a year as a retainer.
So Haglund at that point crosses an important threshold. He's gone from being-
What if the key is the type, right? You make it so the plastic will erode over time by
you because you type it and under the first layer of plastic there's fucking poison that
seeps into your fingers as you press on them and over time these are the vices and we start
fucking dying for no reason.
You know what I mean?
An important ally of the West, Western governments led by the United States to an active participant
on the payroll of US intelligence and AFSA.
So I think about it then.
For many years, journalists and investigators wondered how exactly the machines were manipulated.
It's almost impossible to tell from the outside.
That's because there isn't just one machine, but many different versions with different
internal settings.
In 2021, Dutch IT expert Bart Wessel compared several CX-52s with older C-52 models.
And he noticed something strange.
The bars in the revolving drum have tiny metal lugs attached to them.
These lugs slide to the left and determine whether or not the key wheels advance.
But in older C-52 models, 30 of the 32 bars are completely blocked, held in place by six
metal discs.
Only the last two slide bars can actually move.
The rest are effectively dead.
As a result, it makes you can brute force the end of the code because there's less parameters.
Instead of having 32 parameters that can change, only two change, which only leaves, what, like
64 combinations, is just they fucking spam brute force saying they get 64 codes and one
of them will be the greatest and that is like millions.
C52 produces far simpler and more predictable patterns, and therefore much weaker encryption.
So crypto and the CIA either equipped customers with outdated, crackable models like the C52,
or they gave them modern CX-52s secretly configured to behave like older, less secure models.
Another way to make the machines less secure is to prevent them from being used properly.
The NSA reportedly created different manuals for different customers.
Some may have been deliberately rigged.
Users believed their machine was operating securely, but they were like locks that clicked but never really snapped shut
Our machine is one of these less secure variants
Our message from Amsterdam to Berlin probably would have been decrypted quickly
By the late 1960s Boris Hogeland is almost 80 years old chap Crypto AG is they were smarter
They would have had their own the cryptographer and make a device for their own country and you have to buy off of America
I mean, if they were smarter than the whole machine, I mean, and it's the problem.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
times, including the Brits, at times, including the French and sometimes the Germans.
They're not always saying where this information comes from, but these other governments are
putting two and two together and starting to figure out what this is.
And they're, you know, they're, they're jealous.
Puggle and son is looking less and less like his father's successor.
Now married, he's struggling financially.
He asks for advances on his inheritance often enough that his father finally refuses.
The CIA is concerned to this suspect
Oh may have been talking about the secret operation. Oh my god
I refuse to continue selling the manipulated machines those relationships with the CIA and his father
Chats my capitalism chat is if the business and but it has his flaws
Like it pushes people to do great things, but then when things get bad it pushes them to do worse things
You know I mean like they're start to fray
Meanwhile, Germany's intelligence service the BND proposes a deal to the CIA
In June 1970, each agency purchases half of Crypto AG.
Hugglin receives 25 million Swiss francs in three installments.
According to The Washington Post, that amounts to over 5.75 million dollars at the time.
Bo remains with the company, at first.
According to the same report, the deal is routed through a law firm in the European microstate of Lichtenstein.
The use of anonymous shell companies helps the two intelligence agencies conceal their ownership.
The BND and the CIA now have full control over Crypto AG, and almost no one knows.
Hugglin makes a fortune with this deal, but just a few months later all that money probably
seems virtually worthless.
Bo dies in a car accident near Washington DC.
Hugglin is devastated.
Many years later, a former Crypto employee will publicly claim the car accident was actually
a targeted attack.
He also claims that even Hugglin Sr. had doubts about the crash and that he had the case investigated
But nothing ever came of it.
A journalist and intelligence expert tells us that at the time, even the BND's vice
president suspected Bo's death wasn't an accident.
American intelligence services may have feared that Bo would use his role as sales manager
for Latin America to stop selling manipulated machines in the region.
No evidence has surfaced to support these claims.
After his son's death, Boris Hoglin withdraws from the company.
After the takeover by the BND and the CIA in 1970, business at Crypto AG takes off.
This leaked CIA document shows sales surging.
And the first five million dollars revenue jumps from 15 to 51 million Swiss francs.
Governments around the world trust crypto machines with their most sensitive communications.
This becomes a real point of tension in this operation between the United States and the
Germans.
From the minute the Germans are involved.
I'm not kidding, like, maybe I don't get this right then.
They can literally do this with a spreadsheet.
Yo, they can do this, like, if it's just a big problem
of these machines, they can just do it on paper, literally.
They're often deeply troubled by what they perceive
as American greed.
Americans, they think, the Germans think,
are willing to trick, dupe, exploit anybody.
Germans are less comfortable with that, partly because of their World War II history,
partly because they're trying to build new alliances in Europe at this time.
They don't want to make enemies across Europe. The Americans don't really care as much.
In the end, the Germans' discomfort doesn't matter.
The secret intelligence operation is just getting started.
Its original codename is the source.
Chapter 3. The Operation.
Whatever, dude.
April 5, 1986, West Berlin.
The vibes at the La Belle nightclub are especially good tonight.
Hundreds of people are dancing to funk and soul.
The club is popular with the American soldiers stationed in the city.
But sometime after midnight, a bomb explodes inside the club.
Two people die at the scene.
A woman of Turkish descent and an American soldier.
Another dies from his injuries at the hospital.
Exact numbers vary depending on the source, but more than 100 are wounded, at least 28 of them severely.
It's one of the most severe attacks against Americans on German soil.
The White House responds within days.
President Reagan publicly blames Libya for the attack.
The country's leader, Marma Gaddafi, is accused of ordering the bombing.
But how could he possibly know that so quickly?
Well, Libya uses the weaker-
They use some fucking bullshit!
Because they use some shitty ass fucking defected infect machine. That's completely
communications the BND and the CIA can simply be a long
Reagan says Libya's embassy in East Berlin received the order to carry out the attack about a week before it happened
According to a 2020 report by German broadcaster ZDF. It remains unclear whether the intelligence agencies also knew about the plans before the attack
retaliation comes 10 days later
According to media reports, the United States bombed several targets in Libya, killing at least 60 people.
In the 1980s, the operation's codename has changed from Thesaurus to Rubicon.
It's a reference to the phrase, crossing the Rubicon, which means passing the point of no return.
The intelligence agencies crossed that line for good when they began actively influencing a war.
The conflict revolves around this archipelago in the South Atlantic, a few hundred kilometers up the coast of Argentina.
Britain has controlled the Falkland Islands since the 19th century, but Argentina has long claimed them as its own.
Proving one Friday morning in 1982, Argentine forces attempt to seize the islands.
The British garrison of just 68 men faces hundreds of Argentinian soldiers.
Eventually, they're forced to surrender, but Britain quickly sends reinforcements, and the two countries fight for over 70 days.
The Argentinians have no clue their Cypher machines are compromised, their radio comms
are being intercepted, and both the Americans and Germans are able to decrypt them.
Intel relevant to the Falklands war is quietly funneled to Britain.
Okay, damn.
Why don't they sit in the machine and they make their goddamn own?
You look at the machine and say, okay, wow, it does this shit.
I'm gonna make my own off the same shit.
And you just change the code.
On May 2, a British submarine, the HMS Conqueror, sneaks up at an Argentine cruiser, the Belgrano.
Once it's within range, it launches its torpedoes, which hit home.
More than 300 Argentinian soldiers die in the attack.
Intercepted radio communications played a crucial role in the decision to destroy the
ship.
On June 14, 1982, Britain officially wins the war.
Around 900 people have lost their lives.
The Falkland Islands remain under British control.
According to Swiss broadcaster SRF,
the intercepted messages were decisive
for the outcome of the war.
Many of the countries that bought crypto devices
were in Latin America, and this is during a period.
Yeah, this is why it sucks.
These opportunities are worth billions of dollars
in terms of limited equipment, lives, funds, all the...
Yet they're selling these machines for pennies.
This guy was a shit business man.
He's selling these machines that changed the world
for millions of dollars.
This is worth billions of dollars, and it's just a shit business man.
A grid where Latin America is in turmoil.
There are military coups after military coups.
There are death squads.
There are murderous state-sponsored murders and suppression of populations.
And there are still huge questions.
1978, four years before the Falklands War.
Argentina is hosting the FIFA World Cup.
West Germany is playing Austria in the second group stage.
The world is watching as the German national team fights to defend its title.
But just 11 kilometers away, people are fighting for their lives.
This is a brutal detention center for opponents of the Argentine military junta.
At the time, the country is ruled by a ruthless dictatorship.
Critics of the regime are abducted, tortured and killed.
Campo de la Rivera is one of the junta's most important detention centers in the region.
In total, 4,000 people are brought here over the years.
The Argentine military uses crypto devices to encrypt its communications.
But at a spy station in northern Germany, the messages are intercepted and deciphered
by the BND.
What they discover is horrifying.
Military planes are flying thousands of dissidents out over the Atlantic Ocean and dropping them
to their deaths.
And Germany and the US simply look on, essentially bystanders as an estimated 30,000 people become
victims of the dictatorship.
of the World Cup, several human rights organizations call for a boycott of the event, but West
Germany participates anyway. Argentina ends up winning the tournament.
Yo, do you really believe soccer alone? Like please make sure to drink all this politics
and shit. Buddy, it's a ball you kick in the fucking net, add a metal and linen. Like
nobody gives a fuck. Like leave it alone. Yo, it always means it's a cool game and it's
It's always fucking a regular bullshit, like why didn't the intelligence agencies do anything?
This is always a dilemma for intelligence agencies.
You learn information through delicate programs, do you act on it?
Because if you do, you risk ruining that access going forward.
You risk exposing what let you get into, let you obtain that secret in the first place.
Besides, this is still in the middle of the Cold War.
Alliances with dictators, with military rulers,
including those that were committing atrocities
against their own citizens.
Yeah, intervening equals imperialism.
The line, the ring equals wall.
Like, see, I agree.
I agree.
Like, at times, these are things the American government
was willing to accept, to prevent these countries
from falling into communist regimes.
According to the investigation by the Washington Post and ZDF,
Crypto AG did business with more than 100 countries.
62 of them could be identified.
Besides NATO member states, many of the customers were countries in South America and Africa.
Even the Vatican used crypto machines and its communications were intersubtractive.
For a long time, crypto devices inspired a high level of trust.
The company from Switzerland just had to be neutral, right?
But after nearly 30 years, some customers began to question the security of their Cypher machines.
Oh, guys, we lost 30,000 soldiers, the bombs that just...
Well, they kept knowing where we're at.
Dude, our submarine, they just keep randomly, randomly, and it's just landing.
How did they know?
It started in the year of the 1970s.
What the fuck, man?
I mean, come on, man.
One was Peter Frutiger, possibly the company's most important engineer.
In 2020, he gave an interview to the Swiss newspaper NZZ.
Until 1977, Frutiger was the company's deputy director and head of development.
He was also a member between Crypto AG and the two intelligence agencies.
He said to have made dozens of visits to the BND headquarters near Munich
and regular trips to the US to meet with intelligence officials.
At first, he doesn't have a problem keeping Crypto secret.
He thinks he's on the right side of history, aiding in the grand fight against the forces of evil in the world.
But a high-profile client makes him doubt this stance.
Of all people, it's an autocrat, Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, the Shah of Iran.
A few years before his dramatic downfall, the Shah wants to upgrade his Swiss village security with new cypher technology from crypto.
He's friends with Frutiger, who takes care of the job personally.
During the job, the two men...
Shalbana!
Suddenly, the sh...
Why did you do this with Shalbana, Shalbana?
I mean you're at a meeting right with this big big guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're signing this thing and the guy opens it up
It's like wait a minute
This means that instead of you're sending a male combination. It's only fucking 60 bitch
Yes, and he's like the country just get killed
I mean he's heard about manipulated Cypher machines circulating on the market, but not haggle in devices, of course
Those of the only ones left you can trust the shot doesn't know that his own machines have been tampered with
but Frutiger does and he's starting to feel guilty about it. By 1977 his internal conflict
reaches a breaking point and he confronts cryptos executives. According to him this
leads to irreconcilable differences. Frutiger leaves the company, contacts the Swiss authorities
and becomes a whistleblower. Oh come on! Many years later he goes public with his story.
But he won't be the first to expose the secret intelligence operation to the world
Chapter four the downfall
Hans Bueller is considered one of crypto's best salesman. He travels the world to sell hogland cypher machines
He doesn't know about the company's secret
He has close connections in Iran and the country is one of crypto's biggest clients in March 1992
He flies to Tehran for a routine business trip
And doesn't come back.
Before his return he's arrested and taken to a military prison.
The Iranians interrogate him for months.
The regime appears to suspect that Hagaland's machines are rigged.
Bueller can hear other inmates being shot and tortured.
The interrogations drag on for hundreds of hours and produce nothing.
He really doesn't know anything.
After 9 months, Crypto pays Iran a million dollar ransom to secure Bueller's release.
Under the Washington Post, the money is secretly provided by the BND.
The CIA refuses to chip in, setting a policy that forbids giving in to ransom demands.
Beuler is finally free, but deeply traumatized.
Crypto no longer wants to work with him.
And that's when his doubts begin.
Were the Iranians right after all?
Is crypto really hiding a sinister secret?
Beuler takes his suspicions to the press, putting crypto AG in the global spotlight.
There's a real complicated moral dimension to operations like this when it starts affecting people's at this point
You can only put the blame another blame, but
So responsibility on the country's like this you make it like
How many years has been decade at this point in how they are not making your own machine?
Buddy you just changed a fucking code and make your own manners. They're ponds. They're used. They're exploited
They're manipulated and they're discarded, right?
I mean, Mueller's life was ruined by this.
He's tried many years to get people to believe him that this was an illegal, um, an immoral operation.
Mueller's statements are backed by others, including Peter Frutiger, who's still an anonymous source at the time.
Several countries respond by cancelling their contracts with crypto, including Argentina, Italy, and Egypt.
Ironically enough, Iran does not.
In fact, the country starts buying new machines almost immediately.
Despite multiple investigations into the matter, the case never reaches court.
There's not enough solid evidence.
But the relationship between the CIA and the BND is damaged for good.
In 1993, the BND pulls out of the operation.
According to the Washington Post, the CIA buys up their crypto shares for $17 million.
And according to the Post, the operation continues all the way to 2018.
In 2020, intelligence documents are leaked to the Washington Post
in the German and Swiss channels ZDF and SRF.
A 96-page CIA report intended for internal use
chronicles the entire operation.
Its claims are confirmed by an intelligence expert
who had access to the document.
It's called Minerva, a history.
Together, journalists analyze the report.
Greg Miller from the Washington Post
is part of that joint effort.
To me, the most surprising thing here
was that the enormity of this in some ways.
It was not that the US intelligence agency would
do something secret and that it would be successful,
but that it could do so over a period of many decades.
That it could do so by tricking dozens, many over 100
other governments.
Later that same year, the story breaks and the repercussions.
If I do it, I get to keep it a buck, though.
Just make your own.
Dude, it's like buying bombs with bad intentions
and being mad that the fucking gunpowder is actually just
sugar and your shit doesn't fucking blow.
Like, dude, I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
Are surprisingly feeble.
Germany doesn't launch any investigations
or court proceedings.
Switzerland opens a formal inquiry,
but so far nothing has come of it.
Neither the BNV nor the CIA has ever publicly commented
on the operation.
leaked reports reveal further explosive details. Like many internal intelligence documents,
they contain several code names. Crypto AG is called NERVA, the CIA is EOS, and the BND becomes GAMA.
But then there are also these two code names. Olympia and Navajo refer to two major technology
companies, German conglomerate Siemens and American multinational Motorola. According to the
Washington Post, Siemens advised crypto on business and technical issues and received five percent
So cool. Chad the encrypted the name of the company. Holy.
The U.S. apparently brought in Motorola later on. Cooperation between private companies and intelligence agencies is nothing unusual.
It's even regulated by law.
Germany communications companies are required to cooperate with law enforcement and intelligence agencies to facilitate interception and surveillance.
Yeah, we know that.
states, certain types of foreign intelligence collection rely on compelled assistance from
American telecommunications companies.
Despite these leaks, many questions are still unanswered.
What information did the intelligence agencies actually intercept?
How exactly did they acquire crypto through the Lichtenstein Trust Company?
And what about the allegations that the BND continued intercepting certain communications
for years after formally withdrawing from the out?
Well, stop using the fucking machine!
I mean, these people are on his country, isn't it?
Stop fucking using it!
Everybody knows it's rigged!
You know it is fucking glitched!
They know it's fucked!
No!
Oh, are you sending encrypted messages to this piece of shit device?
All my phone rings are bombed!
Like...
The PDF report...
Dude, please!
...that hints about the World Trade Center attacks
before September 11, 2001.
One intercepted message allegedly contained information
about the future hijackers, the BND allegedly didn't pass on in time. Whether that information
could have helped prevent the attacks, we'll never know. Even today, we're probably only
aware of fragments of the full operation and a fraction of its true scale. We asked the
BND for comment. The agency told us that, unprincipled, it doesn't publicly comment
on intelligence findings or activities. Crypto was eventually broken.
This is going to be very elaborate, Chad. I wasn't already talking about it for any reason.
Do you think the U.S. is current?
I don't know.
It's not even going to be anymore.
I'm not ready to be.
A lot of documentaries, they show,
oh, Americans know about this attack.
Americans know about this attack.
Imagine the amount of false shit that they get.
The amount of false
bait and good messages or whatever that they get.
It's probably in the thousands.
You'll do a bunch of fake shit.
Which one do you act on?
Which one do you fully take?
Two new firms took over almost the entire business, both emphasized that they no longer
have any ties to either the CIA or the BNB.
Giuliano Ott served as CEO of Si-1 Security AG until 2024.
Before that, he was the CEO of the original crypto AG.
His tenure started in 2001 and lasted through the years the company was still secretly controlled
by the CIA.
When the Washington Post looked at the US as currently rigging arms sold to other nations
to give themselves an advantage, question mark.
Uh, I mean, surely at least a little bit.
Story, the company issued a statement
declining to comment on crypto's history.
I mean, these days, bro,
you build that red fucking software,
I don't even know that it had it, but just,
you get a red shit, like,
to the level that we don't get and comprehend it.
Imagine that your country, you buy something from the U.S.,
like some super insane bomb flying, whatever.
Think of it, I have one on a code,
No, it was your shit fucking glitch for no reason.
I mean, you think that this doesn't happen all the time?
Who knows which companies intelligence agencies
are secretly working with today?
If you're at Google, you're at Microsoft,
or you're at Verizon, or a big cellular company,
and the government comes to you and says,
that our ability to prevent another terror attack like 9-11
depends on whether we can figure out and trace
these networks from Al-Qaeda or the Islamic State.
And we can only do that if we can get to the data
that you have. It's hard for companies to turn away the government under that kind of
pressure.
Right. Right.
Yeah, that was an interesting video.
Um.
Oh, God.
What?
Um...
Oh, God.
What?
Oh, yeah, and he says it to his brothers on a ship,
and they're gonna have to let it get bombed.
I don't have anything for life.
I can't just give them one.
Damn it, Alan's right.
What?
What?
Is this a real story?
If we destroy their U-boats.
Nothing. They'll be dead.
No.
No, you can't be right.
So our convoy suddenly appears off court. Squadron of Arya Bombers miraculously descends
on the coordinates of the U-boats. What will the Germans-
Yeah, this is how people felt, Chad, in my among us lobbies. When they knew that they
were reading Chad, but they can't just vote me out, they'd say my name. And they had to
find ways to say that it's not me for a few rounds and they risked the game. Chad, this
Why did we have the chills?
Yeah, it's why we had the chills in the amongst lobbies.
Because it was a battle against time
on whether or not they were gonna use it
for any of the information.
And tell, you know what I mean?
In Escambia County, troopers with the Florida highway
were conducting routine traffic enforcement
one mile east of the Alabama, Florida state.
So sorry.
Okay.
So doesn't say anything to do is long.
It's guys, it's a long low key.
I mean, I don't mind it, but.
You say it's good, you go say it's not.
I didn't always say it's not, I always say it's good.
Oh, I'll give you a shot, it's good, it's good.
What is that?
Back up, back up, please.
Oh, is it on?
Okay, back up, back up, please.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
Officer's report to a seemingly routine traffic incident in Moses Lake, Washington.
What no officer on scene realizes is that this encounter would be the start of a terrifying
investigation, leading to the most dark and twisted buddycam footage we've ever shown
on this channel.
But if you want justice, listen to me, please!
Get out of your car and come get my kid.
Put him in a carousel right now.
Don't say anything right now. We don't know.
Dan, did you do it?
Look at me!
What the hell are you doing?
Shall I wait for the night to come out?
It's an early Sunday afternoon on November 3rd
when officers patrolling downtown Moses Lake identify a truck matching a stolen vehicle
report logged just hours earlier. Multiple police units have been dispatched, more than
typically assigned to a stolen vehicle report. Almost as if, from the very start, police
somehow knew this vehicle theft report would soon unravel and do something much worse.
Well, no, I mean...
Inside the vehicle is 27-year-old professional athlete Isaiah Thomas, the former A-star wide
receiver for Eastern Oregon University, who is currently armed with a weapon.
Well, here you go and get all the car.
Get out of the truck, please.
Chad, hold on.
Chad, this is your stolen vehicle?
Is that what it was?
Isn't that just a family stuff?
I'm from the reviews.
Why is he going up to the car like that?
This is fucking stupid.
They have four cruisers coming in which should be by even more right, but then he conducted like a number of the levels of
Here's what happened the truck was reported stolen lose truck with us
You talk to me man
It's much for your truck. Okay. Do you have your ID registration? Whoa?
Oh
This kind of trash sorry, I said yo, I don't I don't think was this color not to do this on the way
He's doing it this this guy is not lined up properly
Okay, one not if I stop to not line up properly and three not reading the signs at all
Okay, and even though it was just a it was just a fucking a wallet that she was fucking bulged up
We give it a gun like this is this guy's dog shit doesn't register in your name, man
Yeah, I know.
Okay.
There's ammunition in the front seat.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I pick up knowledge.
I imagine it's in the back of the pillar.
Just come out and stop by the car.
The ammunition on the passenger seat suggests that Isaiah might be carrying a weapon.
The officer quickly realizes that this encounter could escalate at any moment.
So they swiftly order him out of the vehicle only to uncover something interesting about his identity.
What's up, Greg?
What's up, man?
Alvarado.
Yeah, how you doing, I see?
Another day.
Another day?
Okay, don't come through.
You're going to do 10-year right now?
No, not broke.
Okay, make sure you don't have any weapons on you, okay?
I'll do that weapon on me.
What do you have?
I think I got a knife right here in my pocket.
Yeah, a knife?
Like a knife?
What's up?
What's that?
Okay.
Can I take a seat for a moment?
So, was this guy like a big footballer?
I heard you on Melka.
You knew you.
Yeah, someone's high school with them.
Who's the star athlete, man?
They started talking.
It was poor guy.
It turns out, Officer Alvarado and Isaiah went to high school together.
And Alvarado recalls Isaiah as a standout football player
who went on to compete at the Cup.
And he's the star athlete.
He's the star athlete.
recalls Isaiah as a standout football player who went on to compete at the college level,
but now in front of him was a disoriented young man barely able to focus and answer
their questions in a stolen vehicle.
They start contrast to the athlete Alvarado once knew.
In reality, there is a very good reason for Isaiah's odd behavior.
One that officer Alvarado will soon understand, as within minutes, Isaiah and his family
will be at the center of a murder investigation, with only one question left unsolved.
Is there FCT or what?
For now, officers descend to contact Isaiah's family to inform them of his recent actions
and detainment. They quickly get his family contact details and call his mother, 47-year-old
Cassie Thomas. However, the information Cassie provides shifts the course of the investigation
in an unexpected way.
Hello, this is our Silverado with the only hit that we can't reach Cassie
Hey, do you have a son Isaiah?
Yes, I do. We had a call earlier about him being in someone else's vehicle
He's in a truck now. It's a gray Chevy Silverado
We're trying to figure out if this is his truck or not because he's saying it is but the person that called about him said that
He stole the truck from another neighbor
Uh, no, that's his-
See, this is an easy way out.
I'm just saying, I know that we don't know anything about this case, but why leave with this question?
Why not just say, um, what kind of car is he driving or whatever, right?
Actually, you're worried or whatever.
And then she's like, oh yeah, I mean, he drives a red, whatever.
Like, why give her the answer and answer the question?
He's his and his grandfather's.
Okay, who's his grandpa, if you don't mind that.
Richard.
Richard?
Yeah, he probably let him borrow it.
He's staying with his grandfather right now.
What's the address?
Uh, 430 down.
Yep, that's where the truck was taken.
Okay, that's weird.
Yeah, no, that clarifies something,
because we thought potentially this truck might have been stolen,
so we were trying to figure it out.
Um...
No, I'm sorry about that.
No, no, no worries.
At this point, Officer Alvarado begins to realize the mistake they've made.
Now it makes sense why Isaiah immediately asked for a lawyer.
He was being accused of something he clearly didn't do,
As Officer Avarado continues speaking with Isaiah's mom, he decides to ask about something that's been worrying him since the very moment Isaiah stepped out of the truck.
I went to high school with Isaiah. He wasn't never really like this. Is everything okay?
Uh, it should be. He should be fine.
Okay. He just seemed a little bit off to me when he was talking.
Well, probably because he was being accused of something he didn't do.
It's his grandpa's truck.
Yeah, he lives at 430 Del.
But thank you for answering my phone calls and my questions.
It actually helps out a lot.
Okay, alright.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Why did I stole him though?
Officer Alvarado doesn't know yet,
but his suspicion that something is very wrong with Isaiah
isn't far from the truth.
Still, with no evidence tying Isaiah to a crime,
they have no choice but to release him.
But as he walks away, Officer Alvarado follows him, hoping to reconnect with his old friend.
Yeah, there's a time and everybody's live for what is here
Really evaluate. Yeah, what's going on? You know, yeah, if you need anything, please don't hesitate to call
I'll sit down have a conversation. That's sure. All right. Yes. Take care
To Alvarado, it seems as you know, I think you'd be allowed to have this camera because the the internet is officially over like
I think it's pretty much released right and there's no longer an ongoing thing. It's fine. It's to say something
he just can't find the words.
For now, Isaiah gets into his truck and drives off,
unaware that this won't be the last time today
he'll be accused of a crime.
This watch, can I help you?
Yeah, I was wondering if I could speak to somebody
about missing person.
In Moses Lake?
It's my father, nobody's seen him.
Yeah, it's Moses Lake.
Okay.
And his first and last name?
Richard.
Andrews.
And what is his home address?
Is it the 430dale?
Correct.
Alright Kelly, I've got this report started.
I'm going to hand it over to the officers.
I mean, just need you to try to find a recent picture of him.
And if you hear from him or anything changes before they contact you, go ahead and give
us a call back and let us know, okay?
Okay.
On the phone is Kelly.
The Kyrgyz are reporting that her father, 75-year-old Richard Andrews, mysteriously vanished.
Officers are sent to his address, and minutes later, they arrive to investigate.
Well, we're doing better than you guys.
How's it going?
How are you?
Carmen.
Carmen?
Let me just talk to you.
Waiting for Sergeant Rodriguez are Carmen, Kelly, and Cassie, daughters of Richard Andrews,
missing elderly man. As he begins speaking to them, hoping to learn more about their
father's disappearance, a familiar face steps out of the house.
So we have no idea. The neighbor talked to my husband, this
my husband Mike. I haven't seen him in a day and a half or so. I haven't seen him longer
than that but his phone's been ringing. His sister's called. Nobody knows where he's
that. So. And this is normal. No. What's wrong? Okay. What's
that? Do you know, do you know where is your grandfather?
Yeah, my grandpa. Do you know where he's at? No, I have no
clue where he's at. No, he didn't tell you anything where he
was going. Did you see him? No, I'm not sure. So basically
what I did see was him talking to somebody out here. He was
kind of like parked a little farther up like he pulled off
to the side a little bit. They're talking in the window.
Oh, God, I see.
They tell me that he was going up to the res,
but I just got confirmation from Greg, right?
He's not there, so I don't know.
Which res?
Uh, probably.
OK.
Yeah, he has probably up there.
But we are just walking up there.
They said nobody's there.
About what time was it when you saw him last?
I don't remember.
Was it morning, afternoon, night time?
It was afternoon.
Afternoon?
It was in, like, late afternoon.
OK.
All right.
while officers are surprised to be speaking with Isaiah and his brother.
I'm trying to figure out my budget shit, but one of the things that you can talk about in other videos where like,
there's a guy sitting in a bunch of information that's slew some dog shit.
He's like rapid firing a bunch of information.
Cassie, for the second time that day, their priority right now is finding his grandfather, Richard.
With the timeline now established and Isaiah believed to be the last person to see Richard,
Sergeant Rodriguez turns his attention to him,
but as their conversation unfolds,
he begins to notice something strange about this family.
As you said, you saw him about a day and a half ago,
and that would have been,
so yesterday afternoon sometime or the day before?
Yesterday, no, not yesterday, was that a day?
A day and a half ago.
So Friday, today's Sunday?
Friday, yeah, bro.
So November, we're smoking the weed, bro.
When you saw him, what were you doing?
What was going on with that?
I was sitting right there, smoking.
What was he right there talking to that guy and then I looked down boom
Was it weird for you that he wasn't here anything I have to read that this is something in the or she's making sure that he doesn't
This is bullshit and she and
Was correct the story
Because that's property be gone for weeks at a time known
Yeah
But the only thing that's weird is that he left his wallet here.
That's the only weird thing, I got him.
Okay.
No.
Okay.
But it's not...
That's very strange to me.
But it's normal for him to be gone weeks at a time.
But not for him.
But we know where he's at.
Usually down at the old condo.
Yes.
What stands out toward Riga's is how differently the family reacts to the disappearance of their relative.
While Isaiah and his mother Cassie suggests that Richard's absence isn't especially unusual,
with Isaiah even casually smoking weed, his daughter Callie sees it very differently and
appears genuinely concerned for her father in a way the others do not.
That's when Isaiah's father, Anthony, arrives, bringing with him the breakthrough they've
We've been waiting for you need to go down to something going on and it's like some burnt
shit that's laid out there and some where's it's up the shops down the valley where the
motorcycle shop is that's just if he's not here he's usually down there oh I got that
something do you think something else is going on down there no no no I'm just saying that
if he's not here he's down there no what I'm saying is that's something that was out there
or look like there's some bump that you get out there.
That's never been there.
Oh, keep on.
No.
You're also sending off.
You're sending me off, too.
Everybody pressing me like I.
You're the closest thing to tell him.
OK.
Last person we've seen, that's why.
So I'm not going to get.
No need to get.
That's true.
I just keep on being upset.
Would you be able to take one of my officers down there to where the shop is at?
Yeah.
Just so that way we know exactly what we're talking about.
And so that way if he's there, that's great.
I think we can act when this officer can't print too much because no one can close down, right?
And he's pressing him for free.
That's not bad, no?
Right.
Do you remember what he was wearing, Isaiah?
I do not recall.
Because that's part of the sport that I'm taking so I can enter into the system.
Okay, I'm just letting you know.
I can't work this.
Okay.
Well, we're gonna leave that.
Those are in the house.
What's that?
Jewelry.
I don't like that.
No.
No, let me talk to him.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
What are I gonna follow?
Yeah.
Because we don't know the exact address.
If you want to follow Anthony down to his shop down in Cascade Valley.
Okay.
His cell phone's here, wallets here, everything's here.
here just whatever he had on this person and his body was all right thank you
Anthony and several other family members head to the shop with a deputy while
Sergeant Rodriguez stays behind to gather the remaining details as he does so he
takes note of the family statements so far and what stands out is Anthony's
frustration with Isaiah it seems like the two of them know something the others
don't, as the way Anthony questions his son sounds like he's accusing him of being involved
with Richard's disappearance.
Meanwhile, Isaiah is being defensive, claiming everyone is overreacting.
His mother on the other hand remains calm, smiling, and at times even answering questions
that weren't directed at her.
Rodriguez notes the contrast in this family's behavior and steps away to drive to Richard's
shop.
Before he can go, I see his mother would make a horrifying statement, one that would come back to haunt her.
So I'll get this logged in, and then if you guys have any, give me a call.
Get out of your car and come get my shoes. Put them in cuffs right now.
Don't say anything right now. We don't know.
Okay, so yeah, let me know. Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Those statements are coming from Isaiah's mother, Cassie, as she approaches the officer
just out of frame.
In a sudden shift, Cassie tells the sergeant to arrest her own son, catching him completely
off guard.
Just moments ago she hadn't seemed particularly concerned.
Now she's adamant that Isaiah is guilty of something.
It's a sharp-changing behavior, one that leaves officers wondering if Cassie knows far more
than she's letting on.
Now the sergeant doesn't fully understand what Cassie's implying, but in the next few minutes her urgency will make a lot more sense
You know what Jeff? You know what? The mess.
Let's say she was not involved, right?
She will still catch a charge now, right? Because she had a chance. She, you know, at that point
She didn't have a chance to to say something. Well, I'm just saying
Because if she knows something and she doesn't report it, right? Bad.
had it, right? But if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you wait until something
is like, it's, it's your squeeze, your cooked, what?
By now Anthony is on his way to Richard's shop, just two miles from the house with
a patrol unit following closely behind. As the first deputy pulls up to the shop, he
notices several other family members have also gathered, expecting to find a lead on
Richard's whereabouts they would instead uncover something no one was prepared to see
It's not wrong if you're not talking wrong you're wrong
Now reporting a crime is a crime what?
Well, it's awesome talk right here. They're saying truck. There must have wasn't truck. They must have backed up right here. That's right
Okay.
Is that okay?
Back up, back up, please. Back up.
Back up, please. Back up, please.
I want to see. I want to make sure.
Back up.
Man, calm down.
Okay, back up, back up, please.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Okay.
Ma'am, can you come this way please?
Ma'am, can you come this way please?
Ma'am.
I need 106 to my location.
I can't believe the car is in the same condo, I think he's watching the exit, he's full
of it.
Okay.
I can't go in there.
Please.
This is now a crime scene.
Yes, I know, I'm trying to go in there.
I know.
How can I help you?
Saaj, he's buried in the ground.
There's someone buried underneath the ground.
Buried in a shallow grave in the front yard of his own shop lies the dead body of 75-year-old
Richard Andrews.
Richard's daughter, Kim, is the first to see him.
She recognizes her father immediately, revealing part of his leg with the same jeans he always wore.
It's a horrifying discovery for them to make.
Even the deputy is shaken and unable to control the situation on his own.
But as he observes the family, something about it feels off.
That the family's on it.
By the time he arrived, the family had already begun digging.
And within moments of uncovering Richard's body, they started pointing fingers.
Fixating on the one person they're convinced is responsible.
I'm not moving right eye chat.
Do you want me to help you?
No.
You touch me.
Okay.
I knew this was going to happen.
It's his line.
My sister said it's at their house right now, did it?
And the gun's probably on the bed.
It's a rifle.
It's laying in my mom's face while I'm in bed.
He has mental illness.
So we're having a county respond, okay?
Okay, and their supervisors gonna come and they're probably gonna set up a containment. Okay
Please I just ask that you guys try to cooperate as much. I
Can't make any I can't make any promises. No, we're not okay. Well, ma'am
If you want to do what's best for
No, what I want to do is going to get out there and change something.
I just need you guys to at least try to have some understanding, okay?
And I want you guys to listen.
To the officer's surprise, Kim doesn't hesitate to blame her nephew, Isaiah.
Despite there being no direct evidence linking him to what happened here,
shaken and unsure how to handle the situation, the deputy allows the...
I mean it is still an intricate crime scene and if she wanted the person who did this
to get caught then she would be interfering so she doesn't agree with her own cause.
Family tour remained at the crime scene even after the body is discovered.
Then two minutes later, Sergeant Rodriguez finally arrives stepping straight into the
chaos.
He tries to regain control of the situation but it doesn't take long before he loses
his patience.
I don't like her.
Where are they at?
Okay, we didn't touch you.
We didn't touch him when I was coming up here.
They were touching you.
Ma'am, let's get away, please, ma'am.
Ma'am, we need a preserve, okay?
Come on, come on.
We need to make sure that we do this, okay?
Here, I'm right here.
Hello?
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
We need everybody please we need everybody back, please okay ma'am we do need everybody out of here
I don't know if you want to I get it you're upset but if you want to listen to me please I know you know
We need other things to make this work. Please. Please.
Despite Kim's certainty, officers aren't yet convinced that Isaiah is their killer.
Because as they inspect the scene closer, something else stands out.
Something that starts to point to someone very different.
Burnt debris is scattered across the grass.
Clear sign that something had been intentionally destroyed.
But the cover-up goes even deeper.
The section of lawn where Richard was buried had been cut out, replaced and even watered
afterwards.
Somebody knows how to feel?
And after a tiny bit of the yard appeared completely untouched.
For investigators, it's still unclear whether Richard was murdered here or only his body
was dumped.
To find out, they need to search his shop, standing just a few feet away.
A land war car.
A rice worker.
Get out and stick yourself down, come out of your heads up.
Police!
Police anybody in here?
Or group project
Up ahead is Richard's shower and strangely the deputy notices it appears to have been recently
I thought that was a fucking gnome this am I wrong chat
Does that not look like a fucking pinhole?
Got it?
Chat! Chat!
Tell me you didn't see the pinhole!
Wait.
I'm looking for the rest of the shop.
You're not looking to help me.
for his house, a search that would end in a very differently.
As officers begin to regain control of the chaotic scene,
Richard's daughter Cassie arrives,
the same woman who had told the sergeant earlier
to arrest her son, Isaiah.
Why she accused him before the body had even been discovered
is now a question detectives need to answer.
But first, they have to break the devastating news to her.
Yeah, I can't, I'm not.
I think I need to see.
No, we can't.
We're going to go there.
I just need to see.
Please.
Let's go around now.
That's going to be his, but the family
members are the ones driving it.
He hurt.
So.
What?
No.
No, no.
No, you can't do all that.
Now you can't.
Listen, listen.
She just wants to look over the line, we want, she wants to go past the line, I'll make
sure.
Look, look, by the door, by the door, by the door, okay.
Naturally, Cassius distraught, not only because her father is dead, but because she suspects
her own son is responsible.
For now, officers continue securing the scene and prepare to send Richard's body for autopsy.
But as they do, they begin to overhear the family frantically talking amongst themselves.
And what they're saying would suggest the situation is only escalating because someone
else might be about to get hurt.
Right, we have one that's confirmed in a shallow grave.
Do not start talking, please.
Don't say anything, just be quiet.
Please.
You know what's going on.
It's over there already.
I get it that we need.
I've heard everybody, but we need things to figure out.
106, Ma'am, can we need units down at 430, Dale?
Ma'am, please.
We're going to have to leave the truck here for now.
Where are my trucks?
I just want you to walk that way, please.
One, 45, I'm clear.
Hey, David, hold on a second.
106 Mac, I have the father heading down to 430dale.
And possible suspect is there, and it might not be good.
According to Carmen, Anthony is furious,
and already on his way back to the house,
convinced his own son, Isaiah, is responsible.
He's just seen the body of his father-in-law buried in the ground.
So what he does next is completely unpredictable.
Multiple units are quickly sent to the house,
racing to get there before Anthony confronts Isaiah.
Minutes later, officers make it to the house just seconds ahead of Anthony,
who is right behind them, along with the rest of the family, all demanded.
I'd like to take a guess.
I feel like the old lady may be the main culprit,
And that guy may be as like as an effect helper. That's my main story
Just off by language
Stay back
Go back now
You guys sit back, please
Just do my security car, Thomas.
First control weapon, please.
Did you do it?
Please stay back, sir.
Sam, did you do it?
Look at me!
Did you do it?
Please.
I need you to stay back, sir.
Did you do it?
I said, look at me.
All right, look at me.
Yeah, you had my first born.
Did you do it?
There.
One more time.
Not this guy, he has no chance.
Oh, I'm sorry, that's not the same guy.
What about lawyer?
But, I don't know.
Alright, let's go ahead and go in here.
I'm gonna take a seat.
Alright, I'm gonna close the door.
I'm gonna do all sorts of cocaine.
That's fine.
Okay.
Why don't I grab one of our shots?
Just stay straight.
Yeah.
So they came down here to confront him.
Cause they think he did it.
The only reason he's in cops right now is we don't...
I thought he was, like, the suspect.
No.
We don't have P.C. originally.
Right now, he's in there because when he did it, we need to get them separated, okay?
Okay.
Got it?
Cool.
For the second time today, Isaiah is accused of a crime.
Only now, it's something far more serious.
And the accusations are coming from his own family.
They stand by, watching as he's taken into custody, convinced the case is now solved.
What officers are about to uncover would complicate everything revealing that no one in this family can truly be trusted
Yeah, I mean before we get to that. I used to just keep all my money in my bank account
Oh my god, what are you actually doing in your taxes instead of taxes?
Speaking of the rest of the family, but by now Richard's daughters are too shaken to talk
So investigators turn to his son-in-law Greg one of the first to discover the body
And they're about to learn that he has a vital information that would begin to piece together this meticulous
murder. So let's start from the beginning. Um, how do you know the guy who works on the shop out
here? Richard is my father-in-law that I married. He's one of his daughters last year. Okay, so he's
he is your current father-in-law. He is my father-in-law and I live across the street. Okay, so you're
pretty close with him. I was very close to him. Okay, what what do you think happened?
I think that, um, there may have been some type of transaction at Richard's house with Isaiah.
Um, I don't know exactly the full details of what's going on with him, but I know he's been having issues,
paranoid issues, and things of that nature.
What do you mean by transaction?
I like an altercation.
Yeah, what I think is Richard's, uh, he's old school, he doesn't, he's not into them.
The wife at the back of the marijuana.
And I think maybe he confronted him.
Somebody said something about the tarp that you saw.
Yeah, I had a tarp.
We had a tarp at the house.
This guy's weird.
And I'm not saying that's the actual tarp,
but I know that it was a brown and a gray tarp.
That you had at your house?
That we had at our house, and I can't.
It was sitting right there,
and I'm really by my truck,
but why were the barbecuers and stuff,
and I hadn't seen it, so I don't know,
but the way I don't know, but it was missing.
And sure enough, when the family began digging,
they discovered Richard's body had been fully wrapped
in a brown and gray tarp.
With that tarp belonging to Greg,
it now raises two possibilities.
Either he just incriminated himself
or whoever did this used it specifically to frame him
and Greg has his own theory about who may have set him up.
The way he's saying it, I think he's trying not to...
He could be saying he's not the guy, but I don't know.
It's pretty strange looking.
You've met Isaiah?
Yes.
Is he ever been to your house?
Yes.
OK.
And the last time he was there, he was super paranoid
about everything.
Does he drive Richard's truck very often?
Everybody drives Richard's trucks often, to be honest with you.
OK.
He's been driving all the time, but I do
know that Isaiah was pulled over today, I want to believe.
Yeah.
In Moses.
You'd mentioned seeing tire tracks, is that correct?
Correct.
Going into the grass.
Going into the grass.
Yes, sir.
Tell me about the truck.
I seen it appear to either somebody
who was backing in or somebody who turned up right, I believe.
And I seen a fire mark going with the grass.
And I seen that's when I seen it in there,
I noticed a hose and everything, like I told you.
Is it common here on the property for vehicles
to go into the grass?
Negative, he never goes on that grass.
What's the reason?
He reported a car stolen, though.
According to Greg, Richard's truck
was shared and often driven by multiple members of the family, which immediately complicates
things, as the tire tracks officers identified at the crime scene no longer point to a single
suspect, but just as leads begin to run dry, officers would learn that the search warrant
for Richard's home has finally been approved.
So detectives quickly wrap up their interview with Greg and head straight back to the house.
The moment they step inside the home, the detectives notice a strong scent of bleach in the air.
All surfaces have been wiped down and inside there are clear signs of a clean up job.
Detectives know-
The whole time he's waiting.
Then the whole time he's waiting.
Buddy.
How often does this household smell of this shit and has these things going everywhere?
How often?
Probably never.
genuinely.
By once a year, right?
Some guy disappears and the whole house rinks a fucking- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a-
And nobody goes, yo, this is fucking weird shit, like who's cleaning up or whatever.
Like mother.
They're dealing with a methodical killer.
But they're possibly the same space.
Possibly more than one.
But even then, they would overlook something critical.
When detectives inspect the house more closely, they notice spots of blood on the back door
handle that had been missed.
Their first real piece of evidence tying Richard's house to his murder.
And then, they stumble upon something even more significant, a knife hidden in the living
room still in its sheath, marked with visible red stains.
Never try to erase what happened here, didn't manage to get rid of everything.
With the scene processed, all evidence-
Wait.
Hold on.
I mean, I guess we're gonna talk about it now.
We're at 3350, let me just go check for questions.
Bang, bang, yeah, it's one.
Marked with visible red stains, whoever tried to erase what happened here didn't manage
to get rid of everything.
With the scene processed, all evidence sent for forensic analysis, and the family dispersed,
The focus now shifts to the man back at the station.
Since his arrest, Isaiah has refused to cooperate,
but now as officers return to confiscate his clothing,
they're meant to discover the most crucial piece of evidence
may have been right in front of them all day.
Maybe, yeah, I don't know.
Technician, come on, can you take off your shoes?
All right.
I'm gonna take off your shoes.
It's a combo.
So far far west with Jesse Great.
Oh, I'll try to get you to the blanket.
You got two blankets there.
I'll try to get you to that one.
When officers hold up Isaiah's shoes,
they notice they're covered in dirt and possibly dried blood.
It's the first and only detail that could place him anywhere
near the crime scene.
But it's far from definitive.
With the day coming to an end, investigators finish processing their findings and prepare
for tomorrow hoping they'll finally be able to answer what really happened to Richard.
As for Isaiah, by continuing to refuse to speak he has effectively handed his fate over
to his family who have already begun forming theories and accusations with even the closest
relatives ready to completely turn on each other.
The next morning, after nearly 12 hours of detectives digging through the family's past,
troubling rumors begin to surface alleging Isaiah might have been involved in an old
cold homicide case that remains unsolved to this day.
Detectives also hear whispers that Isaiah's own parents may have helped cover it up and
may have even known what happened to Richard long before anyone else.
These are serious allegations that detectives will need to explore carefully.
But right now, their immediate priority is uncovering what truly happened to Richard, and who's responsible.
To do that, they begin calling family members into the station for formal interviews.
The first to arrive is Isaiah's father, Anthony.
Among many other details, detectives need to address one critical question.
Why was he so quick to suspect his own son?
Was this a bit of a hunger-throbbing?
Or did he know something no one else did?
I want to think it was a week ago, right,
when the week before this incident happened.
And Ken was like, you guys need to come down and say it.
And Isaiah was acting crazy.
We go down there and we walk in the house.
And as soon as we get in the house,
he's like, he has a big bag of weed
that you can tell that he got from like a dispenser or whatnot.
It's big.
There are my eyes.
You know, I was like, it's about this big.
It's simply blazing.
What are you doing here?
This is why you kicked me out of the house for a ride.
I was like, yeah, he says, what the fuck are you doing here?
This has nothing to do with you.
And I was like, listen here, man.
You're scared because you're wilding out up in here.
So then I'm looking at him, and he was like,
Sam, come on, say how I am.
You've got a bunch of knives like this,
and you just start to say, but he's like, crying, say how I am.
And say, if he had got me, it would have been all of us.
So I just said, I'll leave.
And when did I mess up as a father that I'd do something wrong?
Like, what did I do?
because this is not, he was just like,
you're the best dad ever, man.
I couldn't ask for a dad, man, better than you, man.
It's kind of like, you did everything right.
You're a great dad, man.
And then, and then Kim's like, bust out crying.
And then he was just like,
get the f*** out of here, mother.
I'm gonna kill you.
Naturally, this account from Anthony
catches detectives off guard
as they realize the incident may have foreshadowed everything.
So they pause the interview and look into it, confirming that it did in fact occur.
One week earlier, police were called to Isaiah's aunt Kim's house after reports that he was experiencing a medic episode.
And as detectives review the body cam footage of that incident, it quickly becomes clear why the entire family believes he did it.
Please don't shit with K. Adam.
What's...
Jack, Jack, low key?
Does anybody have to walk at this?
But I'm thinking possible K2.
Okay, what's what's his issue like is he he just wanted to stay out here?
I know it's easier shown but we just don't know what the situation is, right?
Is the idea of a knife on you? You want to go down the ground just just verify man before is the
which one of this message we're gonna put you in cusp it's just for your safety okay
you're not under arrest we just want to make sure okay okay you want to go down to your knees man
Jeff put your hands behind your back man
He put his right back again. You're not under arrest. Okay?
In this real safe chat. I saw I'm not kidding. It's a recording. Yeah, I'm hearing what the boys from home
When this kid's supposed to be read when it's recording. Yeah, it's just thinking right
When officers to say Isaiah they find him in tears
struggling to hold himself together and as they pull him away from his family
he's about to tell officer something unexpected about himself
Yeah, that's all good, bro. I'm gonna show my shape back again. Yeah
Again again again
Again
No, bro, it's good like I'm good. So so what was it?
I got a switcher in there. It's called it's a point basically not a cut we use and I have been a huge and squitted
Cut to take out the tobacco to come out weeding
first
It didn't mean my answer argument that night was on the table, so
He was already there and me hard it was our argument. I don't wanted to leave but she
It's not that big of a deal. I was a good person
Was anything bro. I'll have it. I
Just like bro
Clearly, there is sympathy in the officer's voice as he realizes the man in front of him
has been dealt a very difficult hand in life.
And although Isaiah downplays the incident, in hindsight, it would read very differently.
Because perhaps this was the last and only time something could have been done to prevent
the tragic fate of Richard Andrew.
After analyzing the incident and forming a clearer picture of Isaiah, detectives returned
to finish their interview with Anthony.
Through his account, it becomes clear he believes Isaiah's issues stem from two factors.
Prolonged marijuana use and repeated head trauma from his time as a wide receiver.
A position notorious for heavy hits and brain damage.
Anthony also goes on to clarify crucial details about his son's mental state, making it evident
that his initial suspicions of Isaiah were rooted in his son's increasingly unpredictable
and volatile behavior.
So with Anthony's perspective now on the record, the interview comes to an end and
detectives move on to Richard's daughter, Kim, the person who found the body. Kim goes
on to explain why she immediately suspected her nephew Isaiah pointing to his history.
They jump and they look at the ball, their full force on the ball, and all they want
to do is catch the ball, and they extend away, then they get hit, midair, and shit, and they
get fucking around with you.
We have violent psychotic episodes, including pulling guns and knives on family members,
as well as his white vans covered in dirt.
Something she says is highly unusual for him.
Notably, she ends the interview by saying she fears that if Isaiah is ever released,
he will do it again.
With the case against Isaiah growing stronger by the minute, detectives then shift their
attention to two more family members.
Richard's daughter Chrissy and her partner, Floyd.
Unlike everyone else, these two family members
are about to become Isaiah's best
and perhaps only chance of shifting
how detectives view Isaiah's role in all of this.
I'm starting to kind of start this off
as far as your, would be your father, right?
Yes.
Yo, yo, yo, chat?
Yo!
They find my dad buried in the back of his shop.
I already knew. I told them, why are you letting that motherf**ker stay at my dad's house? You
know he's going to kill him. So I know you have questions for me, and then obviously
I have questions for you, and I think they're both geared around the same.
When I got there, bro, it was weird. Weird, weird. And I'm like, man, something's not
right. So I left, and that's when I told her and explained it to her. I even knew something
was wrong before you had this episode I say something's not right with this kid
something you guys might want to be careful sure soon as I leave soon as we
leave yeah all hell's break loose explain to me now the background how you
did something weird is going on right there because he prior to this he was
staying with us and I'm not exactly sure exactly what happened he starts a
conversation with my son. He pulls out a pistol from his
drawers. Isaiah. Okay. Sets it down. I got a back hold of my
such a Cassie. And I said, you know, that boy is sick. He's
beyond therapy. He needs help. Like he needs to be medicated.
The thing like I said, the only thing the only thing that that
cannot just yeah, I don't want to say it, but that kid
does not clean at all. He wanted to make an attempt. He'll
He'll drop several on the floor and just walk away from it.
And leave it there.
And usually I'll even ask, hey, where's Richard?
Because I'll say hi to him.
But for some reason, it's just the atmosphere was just,
I'm like, all right, something's wrong.
So I got on the phone with her, and I'm like, oh, he's still
wigging.
He's wigging more.
And I saw your sister's trip there.
I said, your sister's acting like she's scared to death.
Well, she knows he goes to his episode.
Of course, he's scared.
I'm like, OK.
is when after after we found out what really happened
is that she knew what he did.
At this point, detectives begin to realize
Chrissy and Floyd aren't just angry at Isaiah.
They also hold his mother accountable.
And the couple's suspicions align with detectives
who still can't explain why Cassie asks them
to arrest Isaiah before the body was even discovered.
So with all of this in mind,
and detectives would ask them both point blank who they believe is truly responsible for Richard's land.
Yo, classic among us. So who are you voting for, then? Yo, classic momento.
Some on the same page as me. You guys believe that Isaiah's mom, who knew that he, that Richard...
She had knowledge of it, Richard. She had to have knowledge of it.
She got a kid, that kid wouldn't have cleaned that kid,
wouldn't have done that.
Because he ran over to the neighbor's house
and tried to take their car.
Did you guys get that information?
Yeah.
Yes.
All right.
So he's sporadic.
He's not clean.
He's trying to get off.
He's trying to run off.
He's trying to do whatever he can do to get out of a situation.
He's not thinking about cleaning.
He's not thinking about picking this guy up
and put them in the back of a truck and burying him.
And then go down to the valley, go get a tarp,
then go back up there in her dad's truck,
they see it and go back up to the house and recommend the time to come back to the
back, which is across the street from the searcher's house in Bairia.
What do you mean?
Mountain's house.
When you said that you, you believe that she knew, do you believe that she
helped cover the body and clean up?
I can't, I can't go to that.
I can't go to that.
Because she doesn't have that mentality.
At the end of this conversation, if she's not arrested by then, I don't know
what to tell you guys but she saw it she didn't saw it up like per se like oh
I say I'm just gonna do this and she manipulated the situation so what does that
do with her hand? She knew what her son was capable of she knew how to get him to
that point of manic and psychosis. To detectives accusations like these don't
come lightly especially between sisters. Additionally Floyd's description of
Isaiah aligns with what detectives already believe, that he's impulsive, messy and incapable
of thinking ahead.
And with the next interview set to be Cassie herself, detectives understand just how much
weight this conversation carries, not only for Isaiah's future, but for Cassie's as
well.
There's a lot they still need to figure out.
Her unusual behavior outside the surgeon's car, her possible involvement in Richard's
murder and even lingering questions about a potential past homicide, but they know these
answers won't come easily. They'll have to approach this carefully, waiting for the right
moment to press her. And as her interview unfolds, watch closely for the moment Cassie
begins to fear she's the one being implicated.
There's no easy way to start this conversation. Go for it. Okay.
So, how has Isaiah's mental health been in the last few years, it sounds like he's been suffering?
Um, the last year for sure.
Last year?
Um, I suppose like his mental health, is it something that he's diagnosed with, or just something you guys started noticing?
We started noticing, trying to remember everything, October, I was before October of 2023.
So back for around, yeah.
I believe that's when he started smoking and he didn't want to work, he didn't want to
do that type of stuff and we kind of were like, well he's going through it, you know,
he's done some, he's done playing football and that's something he's done since he's
five years old.
You know.
Big cult, like life changed.
Oh yeah, no school, no schedule, no workouts.
Clearly Cassie appears to have a lot of validity in certain cases because even though it doesn't
cause schizo, I believe that if you have predispositions that are genetic towards schizo, it might bring
it on the onset earlier than scheduled.
Her emotional, possibly even carrying a sense of guilt as she speaks about her son.
Beyond that, nothing about her behavior stands out to detectives as suspicious, but as the
The interview continues. She begins returning the same incident at Chrissy's house, where
some noticeable differences between her story and the rest of the family starts to emerge.
I knocked on the back door. She doesn't keep her back. She uses it for her front door,
but it's just...
I saw a first-treader.
And I walked in and my son's sitting at a little kitchen at table there, there's marijuana
all over a big bag, some paraphernalia, but he's sitting there with a knife and I walk
in and I say, hey son, what's going on?
What are you doing here?
I said, well, what's going on with you?
Is everything okay?
And he didn't see my husband.
His dad came in behind me.
He's seen his dad in still knees, piss.
What the, are you doing here?
But he hadn't gotten up yet.
Like he was still sitting.
We're standing up wide man.
He's sitting and he has it in his hand.
He's not like you're doing right now.
So he's just sitting back in the chair.
Yeah, he has it and he's like,
he's like, what are you doing here?
And we're still kind of standing out the door
and when he seen my husband,
he got even more pissed.
Who's effing caught you?
What are you doing here?
My husband looked at me and he stood in between us.
And he said, get out of here, get out of here
and go call the sheriff now.
While retelling the story, Cassie appears far less disturbed by the incident, despite
it involving her own son.
She also seems reluctant to dis-
Yeah, I haven't done that.
Like, I'm not gonna assume guilt when people do this shit, but they have a kind of story
that's clearly intentionally has a big blocks of like a hole for no fucking reason.
That's the part where he threatened her husband's life.
So after a few hours of letting Cassie speak freely, allowing her to settle into the role
of the victim, detectives would finally begin to push back, starting with one detail that
would clearly catch her off guard.
And I don't mean this question in anything, but obviously at this point I can only see
certain things.
Did you guys explain all of that about him pulling the knife on Anthony to the deputies?
Yeah.
Okay.
And dispatch too.
And dispatch too.
She said, don't go back in there.
Mm-hmm.
That's the idea why they're angry with me too.
You know, that's my son.
And they don't think I did anything to try and help him.
And I think most of the emotions are going to be higher right now.
Well, don't ever talk to me again.
I already know that.
And they've made other threats, but they've also said other things, too.
And I don't know if you want to talk about those right now, but...
I think Detective Hunt is following up on that part, but the weird, vague comments about
this is potentially not the first time Isaiah has done something.
Yeah, and I didn't hear any of it.
I was at the house, but they were really going on, like, he's trying to explore it.
Like, don't tell me that is the implication, but she also said that my husband and I helped cover it up.
And that they know the main strategies like this happen and people don't find their loved ones.
Well, he's not a waste of sound like that.
Clearly, Cassie is distraught not only at the prospect of being ostracized by her family,
but also at the possibility of being suspected by detectives as Isaiah's a cop.
Watch out, I can't get it, you don't. Like, well, we'll see, I guess.
Plus, there's still one more question detectives need answered,
after which they'll have made up their minds about Cassie.
When
You went to Sergeant Rodriguez and you made the comment that it's it's him
You need to get him in costume you get my son in cost why for you in that moment?
Did you you know you knew it was Isaiah?
Where was your mind set up?
Though well, I know I'm asking you to explain
I was just, just the things he kept saying like, you guys, why are you pressing me?
He's like, he's gone all the time, weeks at a time.
I said, how long has it been since you've seen him?
And he's like a day and a half.
So you've got kind of every other family member that's here that's worried and everything
like that.
Yeah.
His responsibility to match your guys's.
Right.
You just know you feel it is suicide.
Then I'm like, he has to get handcuffed.
He has to go to jail.
I just felt it.
And I'm his mom, you know, and I'm not denial.
I do think, personally, you did the right thing.
I think you handled everything as best as anyone could,
as best a parent could.
And I don't think that me saying that's gonna bring you any comfort, but I do believe it.
Despite her unusual behavior, the detective appears to take Cassie at her word, believing
she may be genuinely innocent.
Her family, however, remains unconvinced.
After wrapping up this and several other family interviews, investigators find themselves
between a rock and a hard place so far there.
She's also gonna, um, she's doing a thing, she's another thing, Joe, where she's being emotional than talking,
but like, she's gonna holding that line, though, it's gonna-
There's no concrete evidence that Chrissy or anyone else was involved.
In fact, at this stage, there's barely enough to definitively prove Isaiah's involvement.
So Isaiah remains in jail, hoping that with the right lawyer and no further discoveries at the house,
he might still be able to walk away scot-free.
One week passes before the case finally sees an update, but it's not the one investigators were hoping for.
The autopsy results have just come in. According to the coroner, Richard died at his home from a severe knife wound to the neck that resulted in significant blood loss.
He also showed signs of blunt force trauma to the head, along with bruising around both eyes.
His body was then dragged out and later buried in a shallow, tarp-wrapped grave at his own shop.
But even with these horrific findings, it says little about who was responsible for Richard's death other than suggesting it was someone deeply disturbed.
Every passing day, both detectives and the family begin to fear that the person or people responsible may never face justice.
What?
More than two months passed and the case begins.
It's why I don't like it because the Stoner guy looks like he's maybe kind of lazy and even
Jay, you know the guy's like, oh, you wouldn't go and get the tarp, you wouldn't go and
and she would just get whatever's around, right?
Well, if that was the case, and he wouldn't fucking do all of the fucking digging and the
bearing in the first, in like...
To Ston.
But then investigators catch a break.
They receive a major update from the jail where Isaiah is being held.
So detectives rush over and meet with one of Isaiah's fellow inmates who has some very interesting information to share.
And then he starts screaming, bluh, bluh, bluh, all night.
And he lets his people out.
So he's keeping people out?
Yeah, yeah, he is.
Does he put people off in the house?
He does.
Why have you hurt his heart, as I guess, case?
Well, that he kills the ground floor.
Yeah.
That he's still open.
OK.
And before he killed him, that he asked him to believe in God.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
What was the ground, what did the grandpa say?
Uh, that he did?
Okay, so he just did the whole thing, I thought you were wrong.
Did he, did he, did he say why he killed the grandpa?
Uh, oh yeah, he was a, a thing.
His grandpa was a kid.
Oh really?
Yeah, since he was a little kid.
Okay.
He did.
Well, you killed him, but grandpa tried to do something.
Uh, nah, nah, nah.
It's just, yeah, they had a weird fortune or something.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sure enough, what the inmate describes aligns with key details from the autopsy, particularly
the fatal wound.
But even then, investigators can't be certain, the inmate could be telling the truth, or
saying whatever he thinks will benefit him in hopes of a reduced sentence, but that uncertainty
would soon come to an end with an update from Isaiah himself.
Two weeks after speaking with the inmate in early February, Isaiah pleads guilty to second
degree murder and unlawful disposal of human remains.
On March 10, he is sentenced to a maximum of 20 years in prison, along with medatory
mental health treatment and no contact orders involving several family members who cooperated
with the investigation.
As of now, no other family members have been charged with law enforcement ultimately concluding
this was a solo actor homicide dismissing any allegations of parental involvement and
as for the alleged prior homicide, police have so far found no evidence linking Isaiah to
any unsolved cases.
What?
Well, well, maybe because of what a guy said about the past, whatever, maybe they came
from more light sentence thing, right?
as it played in or whatever, like,
well, I'm just saying, like,
these cases are pretty elaborate, I mean,
but even then though, the whole family is fucky.
Like, buddy, buddy, the family is fucky, right?
And maybe they were missing some pieces
and they caught a deal, like, to plead guilty and all that,
because it'd be some, some like bought it
because they clearly were missing some parts.
It wasn't like some, well, maybe not.
I don't know.
Check, probably these videos that they're good,
but they don't let us on, maybe they don't know
about the investigative process and the what was,
like that they have a knife and a DNA and only his on it
and the blood only him from the scene,
from the dirt from the spot and the grass on his shoes.
And they're like, we don't know how solid the case is.
where we're on limbo about that.
So when we see sentencing, it's like we don't know.
Also for families, we're,
it's clearly they were like, come on, bro.
All right, well, that was it.
I find the, Jeff, that was the idea on my toes though,
like I didn't know who.
That's the latest, Christina.
Hi, Jesse, California Democrat,
Lee Nguyen resigned as mayor of Arcadia as part of her plea deal. She's now in charge
with acting as an illegal agent of the People's Republic of China. Prosecutors say between
2020 and 2022, four years before she was sworn in as mayor, she worked at the direction
and control of Chinese government officials. What? They feel like that there is an open
door invitation in these sanctuary cities. It's not just China. This is North Korea.
This is Russia.
This is our adversaries all over the place that's using the political theater that the
Democrats have drawled as a point of weakness to be able to infiltrate our communities.
Federal authorities say Wang operated a phony website claiming it was a news source for
the local Chinese-American community.
Instead, she's accused of using it to promote and push pro-Chinese content.
It's not a crime that is published pro-Chinese speech.
What makes it a crime is that she was working at the direction of the PRC.
So this wasn't her on her own right.
She was directed and instructed she had a handbook by the PRC that would tell her what
to do.
Well, that's what you can't say, what?
A local news reporter caught up with this California Democrat to see if she had anything
to say about secretly working with China's communist government, but she stayed silent.
Can we speak with you about these allegations?
What?
I don't get it.
Yep, had nothing to say there.
Also, federal authorities say
Wang's former fiance was her accomplice.
He's currently serving a four-year federal prison
sentence after pleading guilty last October
to acting as the legal agent of a foreign government.
So...
What?
Both of them.
It's big trouble, Justin.
I'm just confused.
I just published pro-Chinese
pieces.
October to acting as a legal
agent of a foreign government.
So vote.
I think some of her face is a
move.
Am I wrong?
I mean, I'm going to be rude.
I'm not a rude person.
I don't want to be rude.
But some of her face doesn't
move, right?
Well, prison sentence after
cleaning guilty last October
to acting as a legal agent of
a foreign government.
So both of them.
And control.
And control.
And control.
And control.
And control.
And control.
And control.
And control.
And control.
And control.
and control of Chinese government officials.
Chad, this is like crazy, okay.
This is like, this says, you're a root piece of shit there.
Okay, I'm done then, and I apologize.
Dude, dude, you done it like 10 times.
I'll take your logs, dude.
Oh my God.
Skill of master.
Wait, is he still in chat?
No, and you've been, no.
Are we gonna ask?
CIA scientists concluded that COVID-19
originated from a lab leak,
but the finding was removed
and altered during a trans meeting
because CIA was a blower.
Is that just true or false?
Chances are these guys post some M shit, let's be honest.
They're the true or false.
Like, like, like, what is this account?
Buddy, what the fuck is this account?
We last week after we planned on getting engaged,
my mind busy, love you and chat so much.
X Q C L.
UAP Luigi, Anless Commentary.
Um, um, um, just in real.
Well, we can't see shit.
I don't even know.
I don't know.
So, but why wouldn't they just say what happened in the chat?
When they help save the virus, like, if there's some shit that's in the light on the COVID
cover-up that took place under President Biden, tomorrow in the Senate you'll be hosting a
whistleblower to offer new testimony on this scandal.
What can we expect to hear?
You know, one of the things we've heard for years is-
So what is-
Why are you in?
When the different intelligence agencies investigated this, some of them thought it
came from nature. Some of them thought it came from a lab. But what we're discovering,
what the whistleblower will tell us tomorrow, is that CIA scientists were convened in 2021
and asked this question, and they overwhelmingly, I think five out of six, said that they thought
it came from the lab.
Okay, but genuinely, what's up with the hair? Yeah, I know you guys, they say it's you,
but what's about the hair though? I mean, there's something going on with it. Like,
I think the photo of the guy says, fuck my shit up.
It was a leak from the lab.
I got you, Sam.
Yes, you did.
I ruled them.
In fact, the report was written at 2 in the morning.
And at 2 in the morning, someone scribbled out, no,
and ended up switching the report to say,
instead of that it came from lab,
that it came from nature.
So, what?
So this is, you know, has been a problem through the years.
And it makes a difference, because if we look
to the ultimate origins of this virus.
Chemically, it's impossible to coronavirus
to exist in nature.
Is this true or false?
I think it'd be very easy to tell whether that's true or not.
Chad, wouldn't it be very easy to tell
whether something was engineered or not?
Like, it came from experiments
that were funded by the United States.
And the carelessness of Anthony Fauci and others
who actually funded this gain of function research
in Wuhan, China, in all likelihood led to this pandemic
that 15 million people died.
And I think these are just saying some bram shit.
Like, we don't know what this looks like.
You know what I mean?
I think there's a lot of people just say shit, right?
And we don't know what that could look like when you put
into motion.
And it's like, oh, this makes sense, whatever.
But it's like some, oh.
Like, you know what I mean?
And still, there hasn't been responsibility.
So this whistleblower tomorrow is going to reveal things that
happened at the CIA and the fact that some of the cover
or you can do with coconut oil.
I got a lot of some costs here.
So I look.
OK, you're getting it.
We're getting it.
You put oil on your body.
CIA over there that are still motivated not to reveal this.
And it's interesting, because Congress voted unanimously
to declassify all of this.
And whistleblower to.
Is it going to be in Congress, just like Facebook, whatever?
Like the big committee?
Is it going to be on TV?
Tomorrow will tell us that he's still having trouble and was having trouble with obstruction by I think career people at the sea
Jack I don't prefer but it feels like maybe it's gonna be something under the bullshit like
Like oh guys UFO is being
Unarrivaled in front of her eyes. It's like some fucking AI photo of like an alien in a pool like fuck off
This government will do everything it can to not talk about the abstinence.
It is in and hit the back wall, carry him to the post, hit Dobish in the back of the
leg and went to the next.
So, did you lose?
What?
I'm done winning up so that I can watch my home.
A power play goal in my game.
Seven minutes into the second period and they'll still stay on the power play as there
257 left when they were entering in I was thinking I'd like and right and somehow
This is a power play marker
and somehow
This is a power play
Never know so watch this
Oh, come on
Thompson who's been frustrated hadn't scored till the last game since what the fuck it all fuck you
You could try that yeah, this one of those very early months in this sport where the goalie can't see fuck all like
Like it's not it's not even his fault. That is always fall there like this angle as a goat
You can't see fuck all dude. This is just a knuckleball or bad
It's like some stupid rocket league like bounce up
Whatever bro, I don't give a shit
Um, yeah, I should be a should be a home in game six. I think on the what's 16 to make his
Yeah, it's a joke
Response is his visceral response to attack people on their appearance short talk
I don't understand. I don't understand what you're going to say. I'm not really curious.
That happened in junior high. Are we not way about that?
And would we not all be worried to have something like that in charge of the nuclear arsenal?
Mr. Krupp?
I never attacked him on his look and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there.
Jesus! Jesus! Cooked! What the fuck? What the fuck?
Short, tall, fat, ugly. My goodness. That happened in junior high.
Are we not way above that and would we not all be worried to have someone like that in charge of the nuclear arsenal?
Mr. Crump I
Never attacked him on his look and believe me there's plenty of subject matter right there
Yo, yo, yo, yeah
He laughs yeah, he thought it was a good one. Hey listen it
He thought it was a good one. You gotta give some points with it. Come on, bro
Got him
Got him
What is that?
Give me a
Well a popular
Chinese food for 1,000 well a popular ingredient
I'm getting
Chinese food for 1,000 I'll get it
I'll get the joke. Where's the joke out a popular ingredient. Well, what?
Well, what I don't remember that
I think I was probably gonna just look at it. It's about a context. Yeah, this is a context
We're gonna have to climb that mountain in the month. This is when we backed out. This is where we guys back
Back down never what?
Chat chat I saw that Tini's doing something where he's gonna get max like in all games
Yeah, I will give him a hundred thousand dollars cash in actual dollar bills if he gets champion in the main most played
competitive game mode like generally I bro that
Jack champion is fucking insane like Jack. I think change like top 50 or top 40
Top 40 DPS in the current year is ridiculous
chat that's that's crazy
well I'm not the position for a fucking advocate or something I mean
that's crazy bro but I speak for everyone in saying we don't care until
you bro versus bro send a little copy
Okay, this is a dog shit, okay?
These players are fucking dog ass.
Are we dead ass?
I'm at a hotel using my Xbox and the hotel TV volume doesn't turn up please
X tell the rest of chapter lower there don't
Okay, okay, okay, dude chat. What is this man doing?
I just did something you know, you know, I just actually oh my god
I'm not in the ATK tournament at all, no. I don't do those tournaments.
Is there some challenge, right? Like, I'm, yeah, there is.
guys is nothing against anything is I think things a good player but I'm
telling you overwatch a champion is these days is very difficult to
achieve it. Chats you sure are false. If I'm wrong, I'll take my 100k back then.
Okay I'm not gonna fucking get scum out.
I think 16 here I think, so when we get to 16, there's only diamond left.
Even if you can't hit champ, please don't tell me.
What's up?
Yeah, it's 16.3.
It's 16.3
We've been waiting 3 weeks since he joined the core
and you're guessing now every time we mentioned him
You can submit now
I'm going to tell you right now
Not even in the hard part
We have a ballroom that's under budget
It's going up right here
I've doubled the size of it
I'm not fucking walking me
And we're right now on budget under budget
budget and ahead of schedule. I double the size of it you dumb person. Whoa! You are
not a smart person. Jesus that. Because we obviously need that and we're right now on
budget, under budget and ahead of schedule. I double the size of it you dumb person.
The other person.
Double the size.
You are not a smart person.
You got to go through that.
You got to go through the stretchers.
Right over here.
Right over here.
Jack, he almost ripped it. Trust me, I know.
Trust me, I know.
Okay, guys, I know what it sounds like
when you're about to rip it. He almost ripped it.
And based on the lines.
You are...
Woah! Yo, yo, yo, yo!
You are a wimp, you are now...
He losing a rep!
Not a SPONGEFER!
Not a SPONGEFER!
Not a SPONGEFER!
Right over here!
Right over here!
Holy...
You are a wimp, you are now a SPONGEFER!
Not a SPONGEFER!
Holy shit, I cannot...
X, Q, C, L.
Were you able to see me?
Do you have a watch?
How about this one? It will go wide.
I don't see anything.
That was a two-handed slash, a pine, in retaliation.
That was a chop.
The anti-net, how about this one? It will go wide.
Whatever, I don't care.
Alright, uh, I'm ready to go, Chad.
What was I saying?
Oh yeah, Chad, yesterday I did something.
Chad, I might have pulled a, um, what do you call it?
Um, a nade shot.
And I thought, Chad, I'd get ahead of it.
Chad, I might have pulled a nade shot in real time.
And hold on now. Oh, what is that pulling on nature?
Jack some guys said it. Holy shit. How many stacks do you have it because I was playing drifter, right?
I'm playing deadlock and I said yeah, I am big as it like I'm fed exactly killer
Lubby, but as I type it I said, yeah, I'm big and I tap out
is this being B I clicked N and I tap back in people like whoa and like I said
I am chat and is it a B that's crazy check is that fucking insane
I did it.
I did it.
Whoa.
You know what I mean?
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The fact that B and N is the next to each other on the keyboard is insane.
I mean, what are the services to gamers?
Buddy, what are the services to gamers?
What's what he says, yo, I'm big and I go ahead and say, yeah, well, I'm bigger, but
I mistyped the letter.
Like.
Okay, well in that incident I really thought I was saying his name badly and people weren't
And I was like the whole channel about it self-reported. Oh, well
What in rivets
Inevitably
With the chat is it that
No, it's
My body is ready. My mind is ready. My arms are ready.
Ah, this might be a boat, uh, lucky.
Chat, it wouldn't be right here, would it?
way it looks like it is I am out we don't get buddy but it wouldn't be here
yeah if it's here I'm sorry I'm flinched
Yeah, what is it?
9-3, that's in the jungle.
Right, so the music is up.
Stand fast, please.
For both, for both, for both, for both.
That was dumb. It's actually more time.
It's sort of in the wrong position.
I know I'm doing something, okay?
So show me, I know what I'm doing.
What I'm doing now is go to intricate, but I know what I'm doing.
Since we're gonna get very little wood, I'm getting vets before,
and we're gonna short the boat to increasing render,
and we're gonna try to find an entry right next to the boat.
And save you faster than normal running.
No one chasing nearby, I don't want to improvise.
Very good.
Play ball.
Fuck.
147 is not terrible, but I have a lot of bullets so I can't change her.
If entries are here it's good to go to maybe just a tube then fuck it.
Not a tube, it's not a tube, it's a tube that goes through down there.
It's an anomaly of stave.
Track these networks in just a minute.
Send it.
One minutes. Is that 20?
I got one, I got one, I got one.
You never know, you never know.
Okay, so that was a nice see-go
Chat there's some fighter
Sniper
Yeah, I can't tell you what was like the word behind it
But it's something about to see that that was like wow, it's different, but it works. You know what I mean? I
I liked it.
What do you think about that one, is it?
I have a random question.
Can you remember your last gaming moment like a drop from the game as a kid or something?
Um, yeah.
I was playing WoW and I was completing a Vault of Archivon and the black warm-up dropped
on my second run of all time and I scammed the leader in giving it to me and I got to keep it on my account.
It's like a 0.2% drop, like one of the rarest spells in the game.
It's the Black Warman thing.
Well now it's probably whatever but back in days they're rare.
It's the variant of the monster that doesn't have any of the vendors on it, you buy it from that line.
Remember the head in Moldova? The head.
Oh the head of Murmuron? I mean actually you couldn't get that, it's just way too weird.
Murmuron's head? On my shoulder I've seen one of the heads, a singular for the head. Nobody had it, it's just so weird.
Also, I'm a firefighter, and I believe I'm not, but nothing other than some of these.
Firefighter, your engine is primed now.
Wow, this...
Something's wrong with me.
My game is like really buggy, you know?
Dude, what is happening to me?
This is not who I am.
It's not why I'm not mean I'm better than this
Chai, I think it's a bug network. I could be wrong though. This is a bug network. I'm gonna send it
Chai, this is it. It's absolutely a bug network. It should do this should go to zero
Hold on!
Hold!
Hold it!
The termites may be distraught, the termites are telling me we don't stop, we easily feast.
Let the termites in, we are won't stop, we need some feasts.
I've been on.
I've been on.
As long as you don't give up on the actual goal, it's okay to give up on conceded small
All points, no problem.
Left, forward.
Nothing, nothing.
Wait a sec.
Let's explore possible bugs today, instead of just only going for a bit, please.
See right there, that was going to be a run now to run.
I've got one gravel on there, but usually you have gravel at the bottom of the ocean.
Like it was a... one of those red ones.
Also the bullets and scuffs.
Come on, you didn't enter, you just found it.
There isn't some calc-
Where?
Maybe they like it. Very promising.
What's that?
I don't know why I don't like it.
I don't know why I don't like it.
It's weird.
It's a full ball but it's...
But see, that's a good reset, definitely a Y.
The boat, literally, is full of a sandstone,
guaranteed, right?
Which is fine, but I'll tell you about that.
It's also a sand biome.
We're not gonna get an entry easy.
So why do a double hard double slowdown?
Maybe we just reset it to get a better one.
It's a no-winner.
Any boats?
Nope.
You'll come traffic, you see what I said to you today?
I said that you will roam out of the villages a long time ago and you're trying to lock lots of water
but the fact that
you wore wrong and you're trying to backtrack what you said back in days, but we have the logs.
I
Said the hours building in villages and then when I said that you said oh no
We all we all believe the villages that's not as well. We used to make fun of me for villages back in this
Right. He's right. He's right
Because a visionary a true transgender does not concern himself with the
Um, with the opinions of Sheepen, the Lioner, this is gonna be no pain in the land.
This is also a bad scene for Xenon.
Oh, it's over here, it's a little too spiky, but you never know.
Is that the Spiky?
Oh, it's a good one.
No.
Wait for it, it's not gonna be it. It's just um...
Yeah, I'm bummed.
I don't want to blow your shit up, but how are you a tax resident of the US if you spend
more than six months a year in Canada?
It's not just time, it is a classic method that it's just only time matters, that's just
incorrect.
Like being a resident it's more about time, there's more than just time at a time performance.
You better, yeah, if I spend more time, but if I don't think I'm going to matters
So the whole profile where your friends at where your house is at what I get you know, I mean
I should have just gotten stolen instead.
We need an entry.
This bow usually sucks for entries but this is a front boat or back boat.
Front.
Watch that.
I'm lost in the jungle to help me notice.
Wee, it keeps you here now.
Beautiful.
Ah, you're beautiful.
where?
it looks scoffed, I think it's on the chance
They're pretty dangerous there, aren't they?
Really?
force and reactive to cops look for three hours today really because you
mean everything
who's there the right side orange pie trucking it's faker yeah yeah when it
flips around there it just that I had to go on both sides why I could I remember
this one of you gonna be in Canada for a while as a sports bike or a real back
That's why there's one end of being a runner.
I was gonna fight that a little bit, no?
Okay, respawner towards BK. Yeah, bang.
No entry, no entry. I mean, I cannot conjure. I'm not a wizard.
I can't just fucking manufacture an entry.
We don't have one, and it is what it is, and we move on.
It's like life.
That's a Vixie on the front of the boat.
I don't know, I just want to check it up first.
Yeah, it's like that.
Turn off the boats.
This seems really normal.
I think it might have been over.
It's a spawner.
Yeah, when I get home I have three strings.
Three arrows as soon as I get home.
switch it and give it a nice
ah, victory's landing on board
it's gonna be good, wait, does that take spike?
it looks like one
ah, one F1, F1 is um, it's just mad, sorry, it's just what it is
I
Think I play this troll and they want to reach like younger audiences and extend the sport because it's not dying
But if I think there's not that it's not crazy interest
But they refuse to modernize and there's so like uptight about everything. It's just really bad
Now thought really
The guy removed grid girls, really grid girls, I mean now it's like celebrity grid now so
it's like the same thing but much shorter.
Found an active spot on it.
I'm done.
I'm gonna stay here.
I'm done.
Bum bum.
I'm gonna stay here again.
What is it taking this thing?
And she should be right here.
We have a flat place.
No!
No!
Hello. Here is the standing background you never use before beating the record. May
Bring you good fortune this time around late
same old same old same old same old same old same old as always it's just it doesn't
change. Same thing every day.
I am decidedly brave all the way doing that so it doesn't put any on top of it. Okay, yeah, I'll do that.
When everybody doubts, I do game possible. It's just what I do. It's a bunch of genes, you know what I mean?
Any fucking forges?
I mean, there's no comment in these letters.
Oh
Come on
I mean
I did a playable see today right I mean just one
Disgusting, low-cast village.
Just look over there, is that a slunking village?
Let me just check with him.
It could be something good.
Slunking.
Ouch, awful.
Crap.
I thought it was weird in this game that you cannot get an axe to get the mushrooms, like
a core of the mushroom.
Like why isn't an axe able to get the core of the mushroom?
We were the thunder in the lightning
Computer may call the check state
Well you can but it's the same thing as like breaking with your hand
Like it should be actable
Like as in like what you need to do is acting it
You were right on my skin
Yeah I was mad when you called me
Cause you were right in your mouth
It was us again
before next so touch on the other end of lighting like a log like a log of mushroom like mushroom
core should get peppered with it. I think that lock needs to just add a bunch of dog
shit in. Like a bunch of heroes, bunch of shit, and just let the game break in. Like
not really anything you just really make it still in the game momentum like I don't get it
the game being ruined but exciting is is more important than the game being balanced
out of with nothing on it with the mombra
this is nothing
Yo yo yo fucking mojang here. I know you're out there
Give us a fucking playable seed, and I'll stop complaining about your stupid ass game
I'm a million employees, but zero thing being added to the game. What a joke. What a joke man. This is my roblox actually clears
Um, where was that backwards viking? It was, right?
It was.
This is, I think this is a good viking.
Eyeball? Nope, the jump is here, so I'm going that.
Huh?
It's a boat.
I knew it!
If I could bet money on this, I swear I would have put 10 million was going to poison it.
If I bet money on this, I swear I would have put 10 mil and it was gonna be poison.
I would have actually hit, I swear on it, on my life.
In my head I said I would bet 10 mil, it's gonna be fucking poison and it actually was.
This song when I can't social...
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Are we?
Why didn't you ever correct the way spoilers need to capitalise your name, Melo Hell?
What do you mean by that?
They're not there, they're not there in time.
Was it wrong?
I think you can capitalize the X and the C.
Oh, you noticed that I think he's just the father they're using.
Oh my god, there's one.
Still sending.
Sometimes some companies do full caps.
Sometimes you will capitalize the wrong one.
I think it's a bad case for everybody.
So it shouldn't be a big deal.
I don't wanna be left behind!
Oh man, I can't do this.
Why, holy shit.
I just love my general gas exam. Let's meet please excuse me
Check that scan in 3d mode
Like what we've even seen a close boats like genuinely though
Like
Oh, don't just come back to land it after swimming down.
You can see it a little bit.
Why?
It's...
Oh my god.
Yeah, should I tell you there should be one in a buy?
Oh, no, a reverse.
It's a fake.
It could be both, but let me try to eyeball this one.
Dude, fuck off!
So that was nothing, right? That was either both or everything or like, or like, that was...
sure I did that was like the thing
always a boat thinking maybe inside the water
I'll put a mix of something like that I don't want to do DJ music for now
I need to focus on lock in to get a record.
Dude, what is up with this iron channel dude?
Ah, maybe it works.
Wait, what?
Alright, I wouldn't be here.
It would never be here, right?
No, it would never. It's just the slaughter.
It's so troll.
It's just troll, it's troll, it's troll.
this mix no maybe the dark mix I want to miss out on an actual like run you know
I mean like with all jabber with how many bads either been having like nothing
playable like I really want to play the one that I'm gonna get you know I mean
After a few I won't care but now I need to be on lock in.
I should have gone with this one instead of...
Entry.
Nothing visible.
if I got it I'm gonna risk the runner
bad, bad and bad, help
it's not like I had to, I had to, I had to, I had to, I had to try it
I was out of 120 as well.
I was out of 120.
Today, I finished down his magma.
I'll hope for like a cross game here.
Okay, and then this one, no, and then the crossing on the side here maybe.
I don't know.
No resetting, you never know
I'm not joking, I'm not just saying it today, I swear on everything, to my knowledge, this
is the biggest streak of no-bashion that we've had since I started doing runs.
This is three days in a row with zero actual player-bashions.
This is three days of runs.
I mean, that's mathematically an anomaly that's going on.
And I've been scanning it 18, 19.
I've been scanning outside of the region,
nobody's there with us.
I'm just gonna check it out.
I'm just gonna see what things are so crazy.
Nothing.
Sorry, thanks.
Like this is the right
Now where's the video for the mugga now? I'll actually have to get three thousands
Maybe just like a thousand not much
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm sure you can hear me.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I
Fiked
When I cut his name anybody said it just redid it
Like only flew the ocean with a little tree
Yeah, I mean I've been doing that but I got impatient because we were getting like living
nothing.
That's like playing other shit there.
Like look, I do what I call the blue wall.
Only depot in 3 CD.
The blue wall.
It was just, it was just, it was like two minutes to just get all the blue wall, two
minutes, no runs until we get a natural good screener.
No trades here, maybe it's ocean, I'll have to load a little bit, okay, okay hold on.
If you go in here.
Okay wait, this is good.
I didn't go this.
No way, there's another one right there.
Good, good screener, good screener.
I feel like...
There's a lot of gold looking.
This is actually a table, if there's a forge.
Oh, no, I scanned the forge, what am I saying?
I scanned it.
Small boats.
Small boats, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, next.
Full boats, might as well.
I mean, I'm getting nothing, so might as well send it, but it's, uh, run by, um, Birch.
Birch Lock Seed.
I'll go forward because I have to go back and I want to explore at the first.
Okay loser, it's okay.
Opening over there.
If you don't know what I'm going to add, you can add reset.
Just enough.
Well, no shit is a slobber, I mean, I'm getting no entries, what may I do?
Um, it's not going to be like, everything's going to be nice, everything's going to be nice.
Like, I'll be an expert in 240.
This is such awful.
For having a little food and a little little materials, I mean entering that late is pretty,
Uh, it's pretty bad.
I could always stand here today.
Yeah, we got one, it's pretty far, like 13.
Oh, there's another one.
Choose my left one
That's it.
to
I got a circle.
I got that right down the bottom one.
time. Generating Godseed. Generating Godseed. Generating Godseed.
Can I just go here?
This is so slow.
I'll get that in the pit.
I see him.
Just take a chance and then we get out.
It's visible now.
I
Fuck
It's already fucking dead I have 18 I think it alluding as I understand this shit
it was dead you fuck what it was dead it was dead dead dead it was a boat
I think I'm going to go with the rink here.
It's just a shave man.
Wait a minute.
Stay one here. I'm going to help.
I think it's both man, I need to do both of them.
Blue one.
Let me think about it.
Main problems were inventory management, food, yeah I had to play the game because of food.
I didn't break my DK probably. I didn't break my, um, my, um, yeah, my dog is gone. Uh, this can't be it.
Right?
I was gonna lock though.
Just give me a bolt here. I, I, I kill a bolt here. I kill a bolt. I don't care. Bolt is right here.
Maybe a 4? Maybe a super lucky maximum 4.
Let's just get the thing full wall I don't know if I'm going to remember this enough
Oh, I'm getting it.
I can't even come up with it.
I have some mirels I want to do with, so.
No.
Something's in the middle of the road, you know,
you need to play ball.
Play ball.
Like very, very playable.
Not really playable on my own player.
That's good, that's good!
Can we just see for both of me?
Here's a Kelton tree.
I like the Kelton, I like the Kelton.
That's me.
There's you, the mess.
another no bg just check for
the boat in the wall
it's not just right
it's getting bad but I mean let's just see what's wrong
it's not sloppy fucking bitch ass like look at it it's it's not
Not bad!
Don't let the unlucky circumstances get to you and make you tainted, having high expectations
in your self is good blocking brother man excuse me
so
for all that is fully I summon fish for me for all that is fully
I summon fish for me for all that is full of stuff it's it's watching
It's not even guaranteed it is Brutus Moly.
I summon fish Moly.
Was there a Kelp at all?
Wait, was there even a Kelp?
There isn't.
It should be here.
Anyone know Kelp is gonna be right here watching.
I didn't make doors, really?
Dude, fuck off!
Dude, fuck off!
Man, I can't take this, watch this.
Wait.
I'm not going to bother you, I'm not going to bother you.
It's a lot of kill, it's a boat level, fullboats, hold on, let me see you, sure, this is really
and trimming the air bulb?
could be
it's gonna be a sign
I don't know.
I
I mean I, I don't know what to say, look here it's through the chest
I
Don't shoot me, bitch
I hope everyone in check is having a wonderful day.
I should have voted for the bottom, nothing wrong.
I was not a god, that was not a god seed, the throwing was scuffed and shit, it was
really weird.
The throwing looked easy to navigate, I'm telling you, if I go back to the seed, the
The way I navigated it was like a couple seconds off of the way I should navigated it.
It didn't pierce through.
That did not pierce through at bottom slab.
Bottom slab did not go through.
It just didn't.
I mean, I don't give a fuck.
Fuck you!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
What was it?
What?
Who don't care?
Who don't care?
Thanks.
Oh wait, there is all my stuff.
next oh wait there is all my seeds no a world is what you want to reset the four
was full iron shears and fat food or it's fast enter yeah but I mean those
are yeah but be honest yourself though like that is rare though that that's an
exposed boat next to wood is like bro that's that's not easy to find it when
Like, forget about it, just a one wall, if you get ten walls of seeds you're gonna get
one of these, like come on bro, I got massive one.
If I could, I would run AI to do this over a hundred screens and always select one to
have wood, boat, and kelp on the same fucking screen, that's crazy.
Yeah, I mean it should be illegal.
Oh yeah, it doesn't make sense.
If not illegal, I mean you should have it, it's just.
But the people are going to push it to only see that there be a ruined portal in it, like
a lot man I don't at one point it's too much
that punch get a clank of the mega punch for you
Take it right away!
It was a negative, it was a negative.
If I see a God Seed, go to the portal's vod and click absolutely anywhere in the vod.
Click anywhere you want, you're gonna watch a God Seed, like, at nowhere.
Real shit.
I'm sorry.
It's right.
It's right.
You got some good sitting here though.
I like those ones.
This is about shit.
It's better not to sit in on this swing.
Dude, what the fuck is this?
This is nothing. I don't know why I keep doing it.
Why not play this? I don't know what's wrong with my rena.
Why not play that?
I
This is a good thing it's not exciting yet did that yet
That knows that
You know what we might have to do a sidekid entrance next to a spoon.
It's scary.
What is that man?
I mean, that's nothing, you know?
Maybe I've bought those ones, but I guess I'll get to the jungle next season.
I'm gonna do nothing, as you know.
There's a boat inside the water.
Or inside the land.
It's like a land sunken boat.
Today's forge count is zero.
Zero!
I've had a few of this last time and I'll say it again. It's an actual theory that it's getting self-weirder
When you start up the runs, you're not you don't get forges
Like until like you get a lot of season and then the forges that appear more like when the game is just warming up
No for this
There's depotions only. Some of these are not depotions. Like I know what I'm doing.
Like this is not depotion. Yeah, she is.
I mean, I have a lot of laws. People don't give you the credit, but I have a few laws here.
We're talking about it in the night, but I mean, I'm kind of busy.
This should be a BT.
Wait, what, that's not...
Can we both go down? Nope.
Pull boths.
Entry it.
Is that another boat over there?
Looks like it.
I think the premise is interesting.
I don't know who the witch being explored and that and the pace at which it's it's gonna
I mean, um, rewarding the viewer for kind of dating in the mystery of it, but...
I mean, that's a player.
where am I?
so I'm guessing the entry is this what I came from?
It is, isn't it?
What's that?
Level?
Now, what is in it?
Oh, am I slow? Is that slow you're doing as well?
So that's good, isn't it?
and vote at the same place when I watch this.
I'm gonna slap it up.
I very rarely do slap these days,
but I'm actually gonna do,
I'm gonna go against the wall
and do a fucking slide entry.
Wow, can't even do slap it.
Okay.
and
DQ series back to smile.
Wait.
It's a miserable scene, miserable.
Now poison it.
I have no bludges.
I don't know what this is.
I'm not loud enough to see how this goes.
I'll win a 19, I'm still having it.
Like, it's jailing, it's baffling, how fucking miserable this is.
It's miserable.
It's battling it.
I've had no good season, it was not good.
I would have to go right then back Oh God it's awful I think four was a better choice
K-Chet, is anyone else thinking about tomorrow? It will be tomorrow. Soon, and time to go
back to work to your job, Chae. Oh, be at a ways. Good luck on the Runs, Mercow.
Oh nice.
Why would you say that?
Oh, pancake?
Oh my god.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's still good timing.
Um, um, um, um, um.
and
Really?
there's really again?
It's a bolt probably.
I'm gonna be able to... no.
I mean, it could, right?
Okay, no canals.
First boat, we're not going to snap it up again, we already made that in sequence, what
was it?
What is this shit?
Just say it's a thing.
You know what?
Oh, I hear something.
What is this shit to say it's a thing
You know what oh
Okay, I didn't want to see you give it in Tennessee yet like I
I
Won't give you said throw and make fun of me. That's fine
If we had to see playable, but I mean yeah, I'd be funny joke at laughter. It's funny
Ha ha you too. Look up. We're gonna make a sick talk out of it
We're gonna make it flip it like what a what a dog your player, but I wish I could be a
Dodger player because I need to we'd have a seat to play
At this point, I hope I'm about I'm dog shit
The others will get the Pekis.
Don't you know it?
Just give us something man. Just one good seed and go crazy
I have a luck and I swear
This is a good one.
Now this is a good one.
4 counts at zero.
Um.
Okay, is that reversed by Jarkov?
What's that?
It's the BGM.
Where?
I mean you cannot make this up
I'm not a bowler.
Where is the bowler?
I don't know where the bowler is.
I don't know.
I'm just going to stick this to the bowler.
Where the side?
I can't even move.
There's all there is to know.
Oh, I just need the left side.
Oh, you're close.
Jesus.
Um, yo.
Do you hope you're on it?
Jack Sparrow?
Jack Sparrow?
Look at this.
It's a full boat.
It's a full boat.
Look at this!
It's a full boat!
It's a full boat!
It's a sign.
That was slow but fun.
Entry!
Unless I look kind of promising as a little bit of a provas, no?
We're here?
Not deep enough.
I might have to send it in whatever I just saw.
Dude, that's- dude, that's- wait, hold on!
dude that's actually pretty funny holy shit I just got pressed harder this guy's
actually brought a lot of clown
dude god I'm
I can't see this looks like a network I'm just hoping it's over
Nope, it's gonna stop you if I can outbolt ya.
El donno. El take. Do better.
Keep going my streamer. Excusial.
That's too spiky, you know.
Yeah, let's get that L.
L.
I know you feel guilty
Hey, I'll pull the trigger
Like you're losing track
I know your heart beats
Don't lose your life
Just let it be, let it be
No you're dying inside
Blue wall?
I know I can't stop
Why do I even lock villages if there's no forges?
I mean, the game is just not generating forges
Why bother?
Alright, look, I go here.
Any forges? Nope.
Can you forge something you wish you could do more?
Any more time.
Okay.
Oh
What
Wow, really I'm running any man. Okay, I generally could not give a shit. We're selling us
You stand to be for under on the underground TV Wow 30 30
I think right here
Love I'm good. No, no way. No, that was the other porch
It's right
Like right here
Seven? Seven's good! Seven's good!
I
Tell them where
Where's the case fire
Oh my god, I have to bring it as well.
Let me guess, it has everything in it, watch this, the boat's on show, here it comes.
Even on troll entries, it's still loving it, like this is genuinely a mathematical anomaly
which we're seeing it on a rabble in front of us.
Numbers that are going cosmic.
It makes no sense.
I think I see some more.
With this though, efficiency and gold I could probably make tronises really fast though.
Shathons?
If you build a base you can store your loot and gather diamonds and grow your farm, you
would be able to defeat the Ender Dragon with the proper loot.
Yeah, seriously though, I actually made crashes though.
Just gonna try.
really not even shelf like these runs have nothing
right here right there right here has everything it's gonna have even iron
and everything
Caves actually did better
That's it!
Shush, I don't know what I'm doing.
Thank you for watching.
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It's whatever I do F3F or F3F3 team they reload the trunks that's why they're differentiating.
It's just trying to reload and it doesn't make them run about it or anything.
It doesn't do anything.
That's some kind of...
That's good. Nope. No.
Dude, I don't even want only- I just want one good seed. I mean, just-
No, you're good. Just fuckin' playable. It's too sharp.
That would be probably a, um,
shaft.
Nope, maybe even a forge here. What about a boat here?
Too far half boats next
Now
Boats?
I think I'm just checking myself this is like, it's just um, I'm on loop, like bugged it.
I'm gonna walk right through here to that.
Boats, far away.
like half level you are never beating the fucking record buddy just give up
your own force and add more attempts on his first day than me after days of
doing it okay buddy like it's insane that you would think it's like a skill
thing it's like it's just a luck thing
you're the mess yet more yeah you had two gods even the first day well I was
like my playable season with that God season actually both structures on the same frame on the entry
Jesus Christ, what's happening?
For the row?
Okay, okay, this over here, this over here, this over here.
It's happening tonight
Not a lot of food and not a lot of iron but it's fable
I know I can do this
I
That's far.
Oh, he's living.
There's one that's like very far away.
Where am I?
Where am I? I'm actually pretty chewing if you got it.
It took a while anyway so it's kind of over.
Only once can I get a welcome for the challenge of my future.
Good evening, Mr. Streelo.
I heard you won the tournament yesterday.
which series was your favorite for me the first run seems the best as a
couple of us that never understand leave it seems more entertaining last the
final was cinema last game was for me I'm lost again a lot said last set for his
game probably
and
Yeah
It's both though
I mean, I don't know how to get out of here.
How do you get out of here?
Yeah, it's both.
There's a red next to one another.
But it's blocked by some big ass slab of land for no reason.
like this is like a world I could see then like if it's there isn't some bullshit
lightning between it
I'm gonna west west and the way back there it's fucking treasure in its
backwards I can't
the box
It's not broken up to the side, but it's not what I could do with it now, but it.
Yeah, you know, you know, he'll do it. Yeah, he'll, he'll help. We look like fucking mercy
to you motherfucker
And then I'm gonna pull up to my side over here and then over here
Fuck water oh
oh yeah
What the heck?
What the heck?
Waaah!
It bugged out!
I think it bugged out.
What the heck?
I think it bugged out.
actually beg your pardon
they refuse to cooperate they are snipers
I imagine that.
Chat, and I'm not getting it right.
The components themselves, like the boat, the entry spot,
then boat structures is a bull-decker.
It's just bull-decker.
Like, it is such a good seed,
but everything is just so scuffed.
It's all fucked, it's fucked, man.
It's something, isn't it?
Could be right here, though.
Didn't minecraft about building like a home somewhere safe? I don't see the point of
We're starting over and over.
Um, this is an arm of the materials.
Where the fuck are the deep ocean seeds?
Nope.
It's too big of a spike, it's like a boat of the night.
It's so fucky.
Nah, it's not here.
It's nothing. Forge me or I'm going to blow up him.
Seriously?
Dude, seriously?
BOOM!
Forge and water are the baddest to be runnable, you never know.
know. I knew it was the report, I didn't know why I knew I just knew it was the report.
Okay, I'm just gonna tell that it was gonna be two of them
And it's all it's always a minus
I'm gonna have to put it on the board though
Why not it's an apple
Wait, what the?
What's that?
Ah, I need to go up anyway.
Kind of.
I think he's fooling me, I don't know, I have to go there anyway.
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Okay.
That's it.
Alright, let's go.
Come on.
18 months, question for the juicer, will I ever get a welcome to a young man after 7 years, or is he the lost cause?
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This looks like a reverse bridge, a chance of a reverse bridge in front of me, right? Reverse bridge!
85 on the small room, I love you so much too.
I was 26 and now in 34
31 months.
are you winning son?
I have to do it.
I have to do it.
I'll go with the spine and get out of here.
15,
hard
there you got it
let's hit with the shimly
actually connected or no I mean I saw it I know I'm stupid but
Wait, when I see about me, I go against it.
I can, I can go right?
Here right?
My brain dead?
I can, I can go right?
of
It's like rape, right, it's level.
Tom is going to be food looking.
Oh, I forgot, I'm pushing.
Yo bro, one month of locking in an extant please make it quick.
no one jackal here or not i mean my my zore
I don't know if it got shot.
I
This terrain dude.
This fucking terrain.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my fucking god.
What is this fucking terrain?
I mean dude, come on
But what is this fucking what the fuck is that explain what explain this fuck ass structure man
Brother look at it
What the fuck is that oh
Oh my god, I can't.
It's a mutant, brother.
It's a fucking mutant.
Look at it.
It's pretty rare to move to terrain, but mostly terrain, but I couldn't pass it overall,
so rain was the biggest problem so rain was a huge issue
whatever dude i i don't care
i miss you
come on
Action I hope that one I thought that was probably it
Then the problem started appearing at the problem is it's kept stacking problem problem problem problem problem like
here's the fragment bullshit
gorge
with more bread, if I just took more bread it would have been a lot easier
I would have just fucking full pill sent it but I don't even have any frills though
I don't even know
this is a good way of getting it isn't it
Yeah
Wait really
No, sir
No
Fuck! What does Zaxby? Isn't that some New Mexico thing?
Fried chicken.
Sounds nice.
Zaxby's songs
Um Dave's Hot Chicken goes hard
You know what's up at Dave's Hot Chicken, though, is that a lot of the franchises are bad
Like a lot of the locations are they don't do the chicken nice
And it's ruining the brand
The only reason why I like Dave's Chicken in LA is that it was reliable like I know it's gonna be good
Now it's just like you get it. It's like this is just trash
Like what the fuck are they doing?
They're still not looking.
If I invented a cool restaurant and I had a nice brand and I let people buy freshers
so that they can open them and I found that they were fucking my shit and they were making
I would sue the employees like well I would I would I would try everybody that
yo if you fuck if you fuck with the chicken overall you'll get sued to a
crisp like your entire family will go to zero like but it's lame it's lame I
mean it think about it does yeah how hard can it be
That was a good one.
I can't wait to bite my ailes nails nails
No entries.
We're cooked!
We're cooked!
Side entry?
That's all I got.
Oh shoot dare to me 18 good good good good good good
It's gonna go off over all, select the top terrain, middle slab, uh, whole foot.
Like a whole angle here, just gonna hope that it's like a flat top.
Hey, it looks like it is.
This could be a little bit of a right forward.
I don't like it.
Stunfish 20
Jiggle around
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Like sanctions up in
Oh, I like that! Thank you!
Was this Shiders?
No, I couldn't have better. Because it would scan this heaviness, um...
I never know how to do the bow strike, I don't know how to do it.
so i entered from where i don't see the entry
So if I park toward it, I would have been blocked off entirely, right?
If I went on the inside, I would have been blocked off though.
Yeah, I would have been blocked off.
There's no more solutions there.
We should stay.
We should stay.
These nether terrains are...
So I have a question, Chad.
How come if virus can spawn randomly, right, and it can create themselves whatever?
Like how come we don't go in a cave and find like 20 new viruses out of nowhere, like bang,
going to cave and there's like some fucking some rock that's like as a 20
like world-ending viruses and why we do
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Oh my god, 21 Jesus Christ.
I'm not gonna rescann that machine to go for it.
I need my dough. Where is it? Where'd it go?
Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
where the fuck did he go?
Why is it here though?
I should be there anywhere.
Wait, I mean, is this nearby? No. Probably above us.
It's literally like right here.
I'm feeling right here.
I'm like even.
Wait, no.
Yeah, there's the one you didn't have to be able to pick in.
I hear it's left.
I
entered from here right?
I don't think I can find that.
I mean, I would have had to go to 4-4.
There's a good one, though. I mean,
in another seed, if you think about it, that this water exposed.
exposed like if I could have had enough eyes and they could have been water exposed and
they would have been gd but I won't back fish literally yeah I would need two eyes
I was pretty lucky though, if you think about it.
That wasn't bad at all.
I did a bit of a couple of them with what I had, I mean it was good.
stuff some of these some of these fortresses are very new thing though
I've given a spotter man we don't get by the bullshit like just fucking spotted
in spotter here this that man like sometimes the components are good
I think that job is fresh.
Oh, she's on that side, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
It's because I need to do the pinging.
Like this should work now, no?
There's some reason my influences will crash after a few thousand seasons, a few hundred
I was also thinking that at the same time, I have my charisma so I'm going to be
In terms of guests
Right like what else can you do really like it's got almost every guest it's possible
And he's like every like five thousand some shit now
I'll be on the show next Monday.
Yep.
Oh, I bet I did it with Joe, are you kidding?
If I was a little bit... If I was a little bit...
If I was a little bit... If I was a little bit...
I mean, it's an experience also.
I'm a jammy, yo.
I know what I'm talking about. Whatever.
I'm talking about the current online landscape of the bots.
ass ass sort of thing but take over fake engagements um
flipping uh culture all back
which as always yeah i mean i did the main branches to get an attention but then you
you get the actual other topics like I like main lines like I usually just
kind of a way to get to the other stuff
this is a big gamer yeah I know I get to I get to
I
Think it's weird though. I mean it I think you want to be invited on the show though
But you don't want to be your yo, I'll be on your show. I'll go on your shoulder. Yeah, it's not weird. No
like
It's not something
I'll teach him my ways on how I wanted the gg tournament
And how I led my way through a hardship to win the biggest tournament
Um, what's going on in that category and how it feels to be a fucking absolute champion lord.
I mean, you can't even secure it in.
I mean, we had a problem and we were about to go standard back into the same game with no planet and I
Side trackers, they do a complete new planet and it ended up being a wake-up engine as I said I would
As I said it would be the antagonist
You were about to load back into standard I mean
I don't know what you're talking about, right?
the challenge of who we had it I don't think he plays a lot of the passive support
like he's really good no you're not easy actually I'll go with it but I feel like he
was a little bit shaky on Jenna and then he was by the reason why I wanted to swap out
It's gotta have a full person badger ring because I don't watch all this episode and all the way through right
I only watch like some of the clips and I think he's gonna be going to shut up a little bit about some other stuff
But I don't really know
like I wouldn't want somebody to do that to me right like just watch it
just what he does it's got a lame I don't want to put him in that in that box
and then you know
you know so if you lock in and month 2 you can be here bachelors are definitely
I just got out of the way a lot, this is a good scene.
going for that and then I get it and then what's that I mean it feels like okay cool
I love writing the boats and just getting told by the games generation and not getting
I see a lot of, I see a lot of, uh, I think.
Very cool.
I think we're genuinely going to have a problem where the only way
to validate people and like I think I think I will play we're gonna have such
saturation with like big engagement that people are gonna be mostly for ID
verification and shit for most things like online it's just what it's gonna be
like it you scared that up to a point where it's so it you are so annoyed that
they'll just go okay if I whatever dude and he's saying no is like I think it's
short-sighted it
when ever you see it's clearly bodied it and any is it like act is just the most
clank or shit of all time and you can do or look at things that you actually want
or like it like this losing me in front of you I mean feel like we're gonna go
especially for like adult shit as well
I'm gonna take a shot at that. I'm gonna have an idea.
We're getting at these two levels. Hold on, hold on.
Not gonna need that. Need four. Need four down.
I mean, I wish I was washed, but I'm not even washed, like, these ones are just, they're
kind of play to themselves a little bit.
It's going to be stolen as it is on the third locker.
Wow, that's...
Alright, thank you.
I make it.
Forty-five months, wow.
Can you break the record now?
I don't even mind having some media because people are most pretty shit on able to use
and be good at hiding. Yeah, but what is crazy shit though, let's be honest. Like, that's
not another problem though. Like, what do we consider what is like crazy shit though?
Like, you can't control every speech, like, because you don't agree with what it says.
It will act as that one point, what you find is the most visible, is what should be said,
is going to be outlawed as well then, and then you'll be like, oh whoa, dude, no, I want
to send you a ship, but just only the people I don't agree with though, it doesn't have
I think I'm gonna have a rest though.
I should be right here, alright?
Nope.
I think the thing fucking sucks.
I think the impact overall of flipping as we're going to see a lot is like if you have actually no control over who they are and how they perceive them.
I can't have such a thing about it.
Like if you come out like you want to look this way and you want to do good things or whatever, but people just, they don't want to only clip it and show like absolute dog shit clip bait.
Yeah, that's cool though. You maybe add some clout, but then you'll be kind of like clout locked
You won't be able to like
Level up the next level or a place you want to go at or yeah
It's just gonna hide the danger it
I mean in general like what I was in by the end game right because of an end game is I mean
you shouldn't do something like if you're still fine like if you enjoy it that's good
if they're gonna tell you like that oh yeah
oh there's been a girl a lot of her right? are you gonna be with her forever?
oh then just break up
not really
it does never feel like so sensitive
wow not bad
yes
There's really two blocks to the box
Dude fuck off
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
This was a good answer.
Just give it a try.
You got tough, tough ones.
Your time flew by at Christmas Day.
Jesus.
Hello?
Oh, I was just looking.
I actually found out today though because I did go to talk to a friend of mine.
I actually found out today though because I did go to talk to a friend of mine.
I did call to talk to her about getting that all situated.
I mean, she said she would do it.
She gifted back all the cars Steve gave her.
He didn't like pay for any of them.
I'm going to fuck a gift to the car.
I didn't pay for it.
Why, really?
Who does that?
And it makes a video about it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm like, wasn't there a video about that?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Why is that the truth?
Internet, man.
real quick by the way I like the Jinxie streams I think what Jinxie does when he
finds a new community he dies a few days off stream again but I'm gonna say it
and everybody knows that this is a fucking fact Jinxie abuses a simple
thing we all know very well the Dunning Kruger effect because Jinxie picks up a
game and he loves that first month where you get so good at it because you go
from knowing nothing at all to knowing so much more knowing actually what what
you're are chat what is he saying does your cue does all right how to play league
how to how to flip reset rock with whatever it is moment he finds out how
much extra work there is to do he bounces to a new game 27 months of the
gesty f you hit play league jimsy hit black okay okay uh wrong wrong change
you know what's really check is that lovely skin like a numbers guy but it
just that's no that's just incorrect that is that he leaves the game before it
becomes the mundane thing to do on a stream like he just wanted it to be
over saturated full of odd I'm logging into the guys time to climb the game
and do it as a chore right and then leave when obviously the numbers fucking go down when it's
like it's the second ball he gives it fresh like it's it's it's it's all he literally just keeps
it fresh there's nothing else about it it's that has nothing to do with the budding crugger or the
whatever like it's like don't don't leave league a silver player and this is not me what are we
talking about what are we talking about I promise you my Minecraft skill is not
here my Minecraft skill is a brother I'm on the climb I know what I need to learn
my league skill on the climb I know what he need to learn I am I am I have
never touched a game that I am not better than the average person I ever in my
life I don't know what he's talking about this
like this like I don't I don't understand it like like why do you think of that in that
manner like is he mad at something I don't get it and you're about to see it right now
because I'm literally in the fucking finals I'm in the finals baby oh okay okay yeah
Chav yet I feel like even though even though they were winning it he sure was probably
being fucking annoying let's be honest and he was fucking aggravated I get it
now I got it foldable semi-automatic anti-aircraft canning with a switch and a
telephone and a banana magazine anything you need a rest of your own
oh yeah no no I've never got a couple of minutes before um nice cool it's fun how
long you say you've been clean actually I didn't because it's none of your god
then this leads to it so far would it take a hair from your desk and run it
for drugs. He will come back positive, right? Because why would someone pretend to be an
addict if he's not? Unless he's got something a hell of a life worse to hide.
Horde is victim's blood just to have a party at the motherfucking Marine of You Hotel. Why
would he do that? To chase me down the rabbit hole. What was that, Morton?
That's what I was thinking.
Great work, Sergeant.
Yeah, your instincts were dead on.
They're always dead on when it comes to killers.
Why is that?
I'll just go get that report.
I'm watching you.
Well, as long as it does the bitter character,
I can disagree, but even if I agreed,
it wouldn't be fair because he has to be more of a one dimensional character it's
easy to kind of it's easy to kind of excel and explore all the all that all
things you could do when you're operating in one there's just to be multi-faceted
because it's show main character you know I mean it's the ballgame
oh yeah what is that yeah I'll tell you about this is it long
It only seems to do like three or four hours, no?
We're only five weeks away from the.
Sorry, we can't say that in here.
We're five weeks away from the global goblet,
and Toronto's bars are going to have to get creative
to get around FIFA's strict branding rules.
For us, I have to say things like World Soccer event,
just to disguise the name World Cup for whatever trade
market reasons.
Just seems redundant, ridiculous.
FIFA doesn't allow unauthorized businesses to use their logos, slogans, or phrases for commercial games.
Anyone who gets caught could face hefty fines.
I don't understand the intent behind it, right?
We're not trying to sell things related to it.
They want as many people to be watching the game as possible.
Wait, they can't say we're one of the World Cup, they're at the bar or whatever?
More places that people will do that, the better for them, the better for us.
just using the word. I don't know how that is damaging them. It's become a major issue for
Toronto's bars and restaurants who want to make sure everyone knows they can come in to watch
those massive matches. But if you use certain words on your chalkboard or even social media,
you won't just get visited by patrons, you'll have FIFA's secret police come knocking.
I just think it's ridiculous that a lot of bars and restaurants are going to turn into speakeasies
using coded language to allude to the fact that there might be some soccer type
games being played in Toronto just to be able to encourage people to come and
buy a beer and watch the game. Even worse for some counselors, FIFA's
enforcement team will actually be the city's own bylaw officers. I also just
find it so unfortunate. Lots that the City of Toronto itself has signed an
agreement to be the enforcers of a pretty draconian rule. I don't even know
So if I'm allowed to even say world cup during this interview, FIFA is aggressive when it
comes to protecting its intellectual property.
Something businesses here in Toronto have already learned the hard way.
Cafe Diplomatico landed in hot water back in 2006.
It seems like a zero loss, zero problem, only gain type thing that they're just going against
for no reason.
Like it's like going all out for an Italy semifinal match.
the radio, we did all kinds of things like print schedules, placemats, billboards, radio ads so that
we got the message up. I got a little bit of a notice that I had to do at the time. I had
infringe on a bit of copyright, but not they're not predicting the brand. How are they predicting
the brand if it makes no sense at all? Like, they're not predicting anything. Like, yes, this makes
sense if for stuff that people sell for whatever but a bar if you're going to do a watch party
that's literally the way it is meant to be consumed. But that is literally the way that they
intend the product to be consumed that's what they want. It was more about conflicting sponsors
and again you got to respect that because companies like Lava Hats for example that I
partnered up with and they're promoting Mikko Valtra they're paying big bucks. Now the Earth
Chalice kicks off on June 12th.
And if you're looking to catch that big soccer tournament,
make sure you get your reservation early
because bars across the city are sure to fill up.
And Toronto branded showbri city news.
I mean, what was the alternative then?
Did you pay them to be able to say
that you're gonna play the World Cup on the TV?
Like playing the World Cup on the TV,
if they cared about brand protection,
That's what the problem would be.
They would make it so that you cannot put the TV
in a bar with FIFA on it.
But that's not what they're doing.
So if you're gonna play it, right,
then the brand is already at risk
if that's the plan, right?
Then usually they're gonna watch it.
It's nothing incomplete.
Like, that's not the risk.
The risk of you playing it, but there are a lot of players.
So this is rented.
I don't really get it.
I think they're just rented, sorry.
I'm going to do everything to make sure you guys can understand what I'm saying.
I'm going to be honest with you guys.
They need a license, exactly, but they're allowed to say they have a license.
I don't even know what you're doing.
If you bought a license to watch the TV, the watcher said just say,
Guys, we need a license to come watch it here.
If I could get a license, he'd say,
guys we're watching soccer
this is the other that's crazy
interesting
ah anyway
Jack, what do you say? Is it a good shout?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, good shout out. Interesting.
Who don't explains his toys to cancer Scott and the Aussie I get them because I wanted to nod towards the idea that this
His story has been handed down as oral poetry, which is analogous to a rapper
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Or singing or spoken words or poems or slams, whatever, like it's everything
No, that's everything
Oh, that's a fake quote. Yeah, that's true.
Nothing, nothing is the orchestra. It's not like the orchestra existed back then. It was
challenge and an open enjoy makes me unique but I don't get it no it's not
gonna have rapping it I don't I think it's just ranked over well I think it
just has him in it no Jack is he just not in it he's like some some guy in the
in a...
You know, he's got a wrap in it.
Well, I mean, I mean, if it has a wrap in it, it's gonna be pretty friendly.
Unless it's like something really cool.
I chose the direction, and you never know.
Okay, what the fuck they just watch okay in the more links in the more links I'm done
I actually get I'm done that last link I've had enough
Um
Chet I want to push my team somehow Janny in Fantino says excessive World Cup ticket prices are justified
given US laws allow tickets to be resold for huge sums above face value.
Well our Chief Correspondent, Carve Solicola, is here to discuss this with us.
Alright Carve, there's one ticket which is causing a huge fuss today.
This is it, nearly 11 and a half million pounds. Who's gonna press add to cartes, right?
I mean I saw one, I think this is going to be very good.
The added news is there's a lot.
Today, we were looking on FIFA's official resale platform for people who have...
Sure, they didn't even raise it, did they?
...book up tickets and want to resell those tickets.
And what we found was one ticket, which was for sale for $11.5 million.
Yeah, yeah.
One ticket.
It's really just one guy, and it's like, like, this thing is like a lot of mill,
but I think that if you see it next, if this guy sells it, it's like the other mill.
Are you done?
11.5 million dollars. That is 8.5 million pounds.
That's a joke, though, isn't it?
Well, it is. And also, it's not even a very good ticket.
I've been to the MetLife Stadium.
It's one of the worst tickets in the stadium.
It's behind the goal in the corner, right up in the gods.
Now, why is it available for 11.5 million dollars?
Well, I think it's somebody trying to get as much as possible
for a ticket that they've bought.
Now, look, let's be honest, no one's going to pay that.
It could just be somebody... No one's going to press that, man.
No one's going to press it.
It could just be somebody who's doing it for a laugh,
or somebody who's doing it to create a headline.
Rude, solid.
But what they are doing is shining a light again
on a very, very serious issue,
which is why a FIFA allowing these kind of prices
to be asked for,
to be set on one of their own official platforms.
because surely FIFA could have had a cap on prices
on their official resale platform.
The reason I say it's a little bit of a joke as well
is if you're the kind of person who's got a lot of money
to spend on tickets for the World Cup final,
there are much better tickets available for sale
on the official resale platform for the final.
For instance, if you want to category a ticket
right next to the pitch,
you can get one for between 21,000 pounds
and £730,000.
Still ridiculous.
So if you can buy a really good ticket for £730,000,
why would you spend £8.5 million
on a really rubbish ticket,
right up in the gods behind one of the golds?
If you're interested though,
the ticket that was going for £8.5 million
was in Block 307, row 22, seat 12.
Now, we've contacted FIFA for comment today.
They haven't got back to us yet, but previously, they've always said, FIFA, we're not for profit
organization.
So all the money we make is reinvested into the game.
They also, I think, would say we have no control over the prices that people set.
If somebody wants to charge $11.5 million for a ticket, they're free to do that.
It's not for us to put a cap on that price.
Also, don't forget that if anyone was to spend eight and a half million pounds on this ticket, FIFA would get their cut, because they get current percent commission, so thanks for that.
Yeah, this is the ever-sluggy.
Pretty much.
Yes, they would, if somebody was to pay eight and a half million pounds, this is the ever-sluggy.
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Okay, I should like it.
I think it's a cool tank idea. I think it can change the format of this.
I don't get it. Is this just a fucking add or what?
Like is this just an add?
Like what did I just watch that was the plan is
15 and delay it and then what?
Then what 15 and delay?
Chat I don't get it and then what?
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Then what Jesus?
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EW!
Okay, done.
Dude, fucking EW what was that?
That was awful.
Get the fuck up.
Get the fuck up.
This is Portugal.
Don't touch me. Get away from me.
They're the ones attacking me.
million person country where foreign residents went from 4% to 15% of the population in 7 years.
That would be horrible.
Last bottle. What are you doing?
Respect the people. Okay?
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You got a fat ass.
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That means you're not white
Chat chat what?
After after after thinking about it earlier chat, I think you can be
white
Muslim and whatever whatever you said I think I think those those are not fucking cops mutually whatever employment video
Long but good. I don't think about it. I was there but I was like, uh
like there's not much of a concern there like well because it you know he says oh
I'm business and I'm that's I think both can be can be
I got banned from Israel and deported back to America for a definite content
that you know say what the interest denied the prevention of illegal
Immigration, that doesn't seem right.
Don't get it.
Jack can't read this.
What did I say?
I'm following session 9, there are lots of videos that are below, it's interesting.
Chat, we can't read this, I can't read that.
I can't read that, I don't know what it says.
it says it guys it says what I can't fucking read it
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what am I doing is it mean that's dumb the other version of the little rule that I present
uh... measure
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yeah i don't know i'm not the average of others
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Um, alright.
Time Machine Tweet. Yeah, this is not...
What the fuck?
So the Cole Allen guy tried to kill Trump.
Next account for 2023 wrote a single tweet with that name.
So it just wrote Cole Allen from 2023.
The profile belongs to Henry Martinez, a NASA scientist who's missing.
The background image from a website called Time Machine.
If you de-digitize it, the 2024 assassination attempt photos appears, but with a hole in
the head instead of the ear.
The profile picture is a green toad in a tuxedo with a glass, exactly like Trump in the assassination
attempt.
The tweet is nuts.
From two years ago.
Time machine tweet.
Yeah, this is nuts.
So, the Kola...
Okay, just stop.
Okay, just stop.
We've gone too far.
We've gone too far.
far I mean we've gone too far this is just no it's no a website called chat chat I
literally look at this picture it doesn't even match in close chat you have to
fucking spin it around and fucking like fuck you do it if I'm machine if you
de-digitize it to 2024 like just now by any fascination temp photos appears but
with a whole yeah I don't
for the trolling Rogan there definitely a troll but I think you're gonna have
anything I don't chat let me guess some things have been done after the fact no
It's true or false?
Because then we can time travel like some components were changed and it's like
You know, I'm not higher in the head instead of the ear
Profile picture is a green toad in a tuxedo with a glass. Well, it's not a green toad it but
Anyway
So I was we don't show that it's long chat
Joe Rogan did not start his podcast trying to become one of the most influential men on the planet.
He seemed like an authentic dude who was just famous enough to get access to extraordinary people.
But his platform may have gotten too big and too valuable for the elites to ignore.
What started as casual conversations with comedians and weirdos turned into serious conversations with billionaires and politicians.
For over a decade, fans felt like they really understood Joe, but these days, he has become
the exact thing he used to hate about modern media, which has resulted in millions of his
viewers checking out.
His podcast has dropped from number one in the world to number five and could continue
to go down.
Um, what have you even listened to podcast wise?
I mean, pod, save America audio, I think we're listening to what per month.
I think people don't really listen to podcasts.
Generally.
Like, I think people don't really do all this.
Because these numbers look really low.
However, anyone who's been watching for a while knows this didn't happen overnight.
There were actually six key decisions that he made that slowly turned Joe Rogan into
a shell of what he used to be.
The first sign that everything was about to change for the worse was in 2020 when Joe
Rogan signed an exclusive licensing deal with Spotify.
It was reportedly worth $100 million.
Now this was life-changing money that most people would understandably take without hesitation,
but it would cause a ripple effect that would slowly change Rogan's reputation forever.
The first thing that came with the new deal was censorship.
Spotify deleted 113 episodes or 300 hours of content from the JRE library.
Wait, really?
Some of those episodes included conversations with comedians like Joey Diaz, Brazilian mixed
martial artists Rickson Gracie, and notorious conspiracy theorists like Brian Dunning and
Alex Jones.
It felt like a slap in the face to the fans because the wide variety of guests was what made the show so interesting.
Sometimes JRE was genuinely educational, with scientists, doctors, or journalists having deeply nuanced conversations you couldn't get anywhere else.
While we're on this subject of subatomic particles and weirdness, I want to, if you could, illuminate this often misused explanation for the observer effect.
Other times it was Rogan joking around with comedians and telling stupid stories.
And I was making like a nice smoothie, you know,
I'm partying, you know, I'm living high on the hall.
I thought I heard something outside, right?
So I leave out of my apartment to go in the hallway,
lock myself out with the blender going,
and I have to go to my landlord, dude.
Who lives right down the hall.
But the most important thing was that
absolutely nothing was off limits,
no matter how ridiculous it seemed.
Some guy asked me the other day
If I wanted to have someone who's a flat earth proponent is apparently the best
Argue for a flat
I want to hear that argument look at me possibly say of course it's strong, but the one thing that's chat
I think it's only fair to do that right for all topics if you if you at least getting some pushback
Right, or at least get somebody who isn't a flat other to give me some push back
So they have a conversation whatever because it's the job of the host to get some more pushback for stuff
But if he's not equipped for it, did he get somebody else to do it?
I mean...
Weird.
As you would think with all the satellites you have going in and out of our solar system,
how come there's no pictures of the Earth?
And like the sun on the Earth?
There are pictures of the Earth.
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show, except these conversations lasted three hours instead of a few minutes.
Plus, it didn't feel like a polished corporate product.
It felt like you were sitting in the room with an interesting guest and you could count
on Joe to keep the conversation fresh and engaging with good questions.
People that are listening to this are probably going, what is gay charity, dude?
You just passed over that and you said it was crazy.
Okay, you agree.
Is there a way that you could possibly just give a small, a small, a small, okay.
Sure, I'll give, I'll try.
We'll see how we do.
When political topics were discussed, especially when there were disagreements, the conversations
remained level-headed and cordial.
Which is why Spotify removing Joe's content seemed like an obvious sign of corporate censorship.
But Rogan and Bajima need to agree with that.
Right, but here's, listen to me on the outside reading these articles.
Yeah.
Like, oh my god, Spotify censoring Rogan, Spotify's doing this, but it's not happening.
Spotify has said nothing.
Nothing.
They haven't said anything to my manager.
Right.
They haven't said anything to me.
in terms of them silencing me, zero.
There's been nothing.
Wait, but then why do you remove it then?
I don't get it.
Ironic because just a few years before...
She has come up with some form of a hypothesis on the why.
In heavily criticized YouTube for deleting and demonetizing right wing political content.
It's dangerous towards the marketplace of free ideas.
The marketplace of ideas is extremely important.
And I would think that if anybody would know that, it would be the people that are involved
They're just so wrapped up, just so wrapped up in the progressive mindset.
Ultimately, the Spotify deal had more positives than negatives.
JRE remained the top podcast in the world, and now he was filthy rich.
But the second key decision he made was moving his entire business and family from Los Angeles
to Austin, Texas.
At the time, it seemed like a completely normal decision.
Plenty of wealthy people were leaving LA for Texas.
taxes, similar warm weather, and a city like Austin still offered the creative environment
someone like Joe Rogan would want. But looking back, after he relocated, the version of Rogan
people thought they knew started to disappear. But real quick, let's say you're about to board
a plane and you notice one of the... By April of 2020, Rogan watched as California was quickly
becoming the leading state encouraging lockdowns during the COVID-19 pandemic. Schools went digital,
parks were closed, and hundreds of thousands of dollars in aid were given to the homeless in
dense cities. But on the other end, there were a number of states like Texas that were run by
those who believed in herd immunity, which is essentially the idea that the overwhelming majority
of the population would become immune to the virus after it ran its course, or after enough
people were vaccinated, and they were more hesitant to shut down businesses to stop the spread.
Rogan had justified leaving California for a number of reasons, but it seemed like the pandemic
was roughly his 13th reason why. And what's the story moving? I'm out of here. Yeah. When
do you leave? Soon. Texas, sir. Yeah, I'm going to go to Texas. I just want to go somewhere
in the center of the country. Yeah. Somewhere it's easier to travel to both places and somewhere
where you have a little bit more freedom. Also, I think that where we live right here
in Los Angeles is overcrowded. When you look at the number of people that are catching
COVID because of this, it's for other people, it should when you look at the traffic, when
when you look at the economic despair,
when you look at the homelessness problem
that's accelerated radically.
I think there's too many people here.
I think it's not tenable.
I don't think it's manageable.
Unfortunately for Joe, mainstream media outlets
were quick to interpret his move
as him adopting a right-wing identity.
Not only was he going to save millions of dollars in taxes,
but his skepticism of the effectiveness of vaccines
along with the general distrust.
None of these things makes you right-wing.
Like, this is one of my politics in general,
that people are so branded, like having a taste
and make you right wing inherently,
having two tastes that make you right wing,
it just doesn't, it doesn't.
It's the overall profile of what you do
in the Euro inclinations towards all the topics
and all that will make you right wing.
And even then, like, it's just, it's accessible.
Like, and it's an obvious tactic from other people
that want to feel, that want to make you feel
like a criminal for not abiding by all,
Like, if the left says 20 things,
and if you don't, if you disagree with one of them,
then they get to say,
you're a fucking right wing megatar or whatever.
That's the weapon that they made and they try to use though.
And I don't think either side should do that.
Like, I don't think either side should do that.
It's fucking bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And if you need this fucking tactic
for people to stay on your side,
I mean, then you're wrong in my book, you're wrong.
The COVID data made it seem like he was leaving
liberal Hollywood for the heart of red state America.
But at this point, most of his fanbase still saw him as an open-minded and reasonable guy.
And they believed that the media was forcing a political identity onto him that simply wasn't there.
Um...
Yeah, I mean...
Regardless, Rogan moved, built a new horrifically ugly podcast set, and consistently tried to convince his buddies to move to Austin.
People actually love that set!
first, and then I want to go work with Dylan Mulligan, and I will come to Austin.
You can't say no. Wait, wait, wait. Most good episodes are in the red set though.
This one. What? I know. I know. We'll see. But an issue that Joe seemed to underestimate was how
being in LA allowed him to vastly outcompete other podcasts. The intellectuals and entertainers he
had on his show either already lived in SoCal or frequently traveled there for business. And while
Austin and still a major city, it simply isn't the same kind of cultural hub that attracts
the wide variety of guests that made JRE feel so unpredictable and valuable.
Another glaring issue was that Austin simply did not have an iconic comedy scene like LA.
Many people forget, or choose to ignore, that Joe's first career path in entertainment
was stand-up comedy, making him almost a 40-year veteran in the industry.
No matter how rich and famous he got, he still spent many of his weeknights at comedy clubs
in LA practicing his craft, which is why he immediately got to work building his own comedy
club on 6th Street called the Comedy Mothership. By 2023, the construction was finally finished
and he felt that his background as a comedian would make the Mothership a total success.
This is the spot. It's just different than any other place we've ever been to. But it's
also the only place that I've ever worked at where a comic ran it, like a comic building.
It's also people that recognize there's a new scene there.
I don't think there's any cancel heavy humor spots.
I think it's like a non-issue.
It's like, oh, everybody's canceling me,
but who the fuck is canceling fucking local bars
or comedic spot that people make jokes that are dark?
They all do it.
I mean, what?
So there's like this energy to that,
and they want to come experience it.
At the same time, Stand Up Comedy
was becoming more publicly scrutinized than ever.
Comedians were constantly being criticized or canceled
for jokes about race, gender, or other marginalized groups.
Jell often touted stand-up, particularly in Austin, as the last place with true free speech.
Yeah, we say, you know, in the comedy world, we say we're the last line of defense.
The woke meets the wall with Stan.
Yeah, but that's the big ones, though. You can't have woke comedy. It sucks. It's impossible.
That's not what's funny.
Robin's influence in the comedy scene made him a trusted leader for many comics.
His podcast had become a more powerful promotional platform than Saturday Night Live,
live, where comedians would double the size of their fan bases after they became a part
of his sphere of friends, which has now been dubbed the Rogan Sphere, and his move to Texas
also inspired his buddies Tom Segura, Tony Hinchcliffe, Shane Gillis, and many other
aspiring comics to move to the city.
Tim Dillon was one of the only friends of Rogan who just couldn't help but point out
the irony of choosing a place like Austin, Texas as a replacement for L.A.
City of Austin, Texas, let's be very honest, is dangerous.
Homeless there are more aggressive than I've ever seen them in New York. Yeah, there's pockets. If they really do look sand-fran like
It's not good. Yeah, like as it as a metropolis
Small it's brown. There's no grass. It's it's not green
Turns brown for four months out of the year. It's over a hundred degrees the lake
I didn't live there before I mean I live there. Well, I think it's just kind of yep a little bit
Yo, if you go to like a super dark spots and it's the super like alley heavy spots
I mean sure, but that's like comparing like that to fucking
LA's like
Fucking Jack like I
Don't agree with this
Like if you go to like a super dark alleys that no light. Yeah, I mean yeah, but yeah
It's exactly it's like a being some random street that skip rope like is is vomit colored and they were brain-eating amoebas
It can swim up your nose and kill you within 48 hours. It's rare
But it happens other comedians generally felt like Austin wasn't sorry. Just know this guy just told me this way
Do I live enough in three years? Are you kidding me?
New York like Austin is dangerous the homeless there are more aggressive than I've ever seen them in New York
Yeah, there's pockets if they really do look sand-fram like
It's not good. Yeah, like as it as a metropolis not good. It's pretty small. It's small. It's brown
There's no grass. It's it's not green
Turns brown. I would rather okay
I would rather have no grass or not a lot of grass have a lot of brown then the breathing in actual
Fucking poison on a daily buddy LA has a severe coat of fucking smog
It's poisonous buddy like who is he talking to I don't know what we're talking to a four months out of the year
It's over a hundred degrees the lake is
Vomit-colored and they were brain-eating amoebas that can swim up your nose and kill you within 48 hours
It's rare, but it happens other comedians generally felt like Austin
Did you have to like dive in the water straight down and the ones to go straight up?
It's like a one jet out of like one bazillion like it wasn't a place to live or visit
I'm buying no power for like three days. Texas blows
To say I went to Austin and gotta tell you that Austin that city is a boiling pot of evil goo
On top of that critics felt like Austin became a sort of echo chamber for the right-wing comedians who saw the mothership as a
as a safe haven for being canceled for their hacking comedy.
I think that it's so effectively tribalized at this point.
It really comes down to material.
I mean, at what point?
I'm not offended.
The point of video is how Joe went and fell off.
And then it's like some guy giving opinion
into some joke about how bad Austin is.
And it's like, dude, we're so far off the branch now.
Like we're destroying the game.
At what point?
It's like whatever they represented in terms of policy.
Even in broad daylight, even when the lights are shut up,
People go to Hollywood and they get fucked up when they go 10 feet off the fucking...
And in the middle of this, they get fucked on it.
Like, come on, man, just don't let me try it.
It's not a stretch.
It's like, they won.
Trans people are frightened.
They have no ability to get health care anymore, and they're afraid of being alive and have
no freedom left.
So, that's done.
When do you stop with the jokes?
When...
Like immigrants, okay?
Well, they're being ripped away from their homes.
and yeah and they're you know and they're all terrified and okay so that's done when do you
stop with the joke right I mean it's one thing to uh to pick on the the vulnerable and the
marginalized but I mean they're down I mean like why do you got to keep hitting them unless you're
a hack now there's a question more and more respected comedians have been echoing the same
criticism that the Austin comedy scene is relying too heavily on being anti-woke rather than producing
funny material.
There's something about the place that I'm just not, the place you mean Austin.
Yeah, yeah, the mothership Austin, that's all one.
You just mean, so you're talking about just this whole concept of Austin comedy.
Yeah, Austin comedy.
I didn't like the vibe at the mothership.
I got in trouble for being in the green room apparently.
Oh, you did?
I got the security or took me into the green room, took you right out and I was like, hello.
And then apparently after I wasn't invited in.
So apparently Joe was mad at me.
It's the other comedians, you know, I like it.
It's very F word.
Some comedians even feel the line to be sarcastic when they criticize him.
Perhaps they fear being blacklisted by the new comedy gatekeeper.
The comedy mothership is so tight knit.
Right.
And so, and it's also heard it's not a fun hang if you're an Austin comic.
What the mothership?
If you're not like in with Rogan and his crew, if you're coming up, it's not like the seller.
The seller, you could sit at the bar and feel awkward.
I've heard the mothership you have to get past Navy SEALs to get in the green.
I love Rogan, I love the club, I think it's perfect and I don't know what you're talking about.
I have no idea.
Okay, okay, yeah, I'm unbiased generally.
I did, I'm watching some guy just complain about nothing burgers or shit that I don't, I don't give a fuck about.
Like this is like, not like, lean on issues.
I'm like, oh this is called the anti-cantil spot, I'm gonna go there.
Also they say the F word, whoa, I'm so put back by it.
Like dude, like, I don't want you to stop performing for the camera, dude.
Like we get in it.
You voluntarily went to a place called No Cancell.
Well, you know the vibe of it's just off the name and you get mad if somebody says it's like, really?
Yeah. And every time I feel joy in my heart, only club that when they go,
do you want to go? Yes. Before they even say and then I feel joy.
Yeah. And I and and he swung me.
I'm like, I'm all in on Trump and considering Rogan's power and influence
the world of stand-up, you'd think he was this legendary act, which brings me to the next key
mistake he made, releasing a comedy special in 2024, for he even failed to convince his own fanbase
that he was actually a funny comedian. When people think about Joe Rogan's comedy career,
they usually don't remember the jokes, but they might remember the moment he went on stage and
and called out Carlos Mencia for stealing them.
And even though most people don't recall ever laughing at his stand-up, he has included
himself into the extremely small group of the elite 250 comedians alive today.
And it's also small because there's so few of us in worldwide. There's maybe 500 of us on the planet
You know, you got to be real generous and say 500 because it's really probably about 250 just wouldn't be as a job
I think the top 500 of
Comedians is like really easy to get into okay
It's mostly marketing because if you're not if you're not marketing it you could say this funniest joke
You'll never make it on any list. It's gonna be the funniest one on earth
You're gonna make it anywhere
Yeah, you have an audience that you have tailored and built it to mark yourself
They've become a brand enough to be on shows, to be on TV, to be picked up.
Like, it's a process that is a lot more than just being funny.
The top comic is like 5% about being funny.
Some of the top comics, I didn't even smile at one of their jokes.
I mean, it just makes me want to fucking die, I listen to this shit.
Diculus, if Rogan didn't spend hours at Nausium explaining the craft and the art behind stand-up
comedy.
For real comedy fans, one of his most ridiculous moments was when he was explaining the writing
process to top comics like Louis C.K.
This is like a line cook talking to a 5 star Michelin chef about how they make food.
They both make food, but the quality is very different.
But after hearing Joe explain the craft for the thousandth time, even his own fans are
tired of hearing him try to convince them how important and interesting comedians are.
It's like if you want to be a doctor, you go to college, you get a degree, you go to
medical school, you do your residency, there's a pathway.
What the f**k is the pathway for being a successful comedian?
You're just funny.
It's just that.
the format the audience anything always changes like it's just being funny like
being a comic something doesn't matter what context they're in what they do
they're just they make a joke they're funny they're witty like it's not I
feel like of course there won't be a fucking streamlined path to being a
comic because it's not a streamlined job pathways different than mine mine's
different than Joe kids Duncan's or Ari's we all have different pathways a
few moments later all you have to do is you do open mic nights you get funny
You build up an act and then people come to see you. You build up a career and the next thing you know
You you become a successful comedian. That's what happened to you. That's what happened to me
It seems like over the past few years Rogan started having a harder time differentiating between the fame
He got on the podcast versus his stand-up
But we would see just how much he overestimated his comedic skills in
2024 when he announced his newest special Burn the Boats and while he hyped it up as an hour
He had been working on for the past six years.
There's one clip that perfectly summarizes this special.
Joe glazing Elon Musk screaming to make empty material
feel bigger than it really was
and not even having a punchline.
He was explaining to me how this rocket ship
is company designed is gonna move civilization to Mars.
He's telling me all the calculations,
halfway through him explaining this,
I stopped paying attention.
All I'm imagining, I'm imagining four dudes
strapped into a rocket on their way to Mars.
One guy pulls out a gun. Boom! Shoot that guy! Boom! Shoot that guy! He's one guy alive!
Oh, and the deafening silence from the crowd after he absolutely bombs his jokes.
Trans women are women! How about most? You gotta leave room for crazy!
Bro, what's the punchline? He said it up like it was gonna be fire.
For the love of God, please just steal jokes.
jokes. Unfortunately for Rogan, the month following Burn the Boats became a non-stop
roast on the belief that he was never qualified to be a professional stand-up comedian. Almost
every review online was filled with disappointment or people straight-up begging Joe to put the mic
down.
about his achievement, he's thinking about that nose about being a pro watch player.
I do it all the time, it's funny, but I don't think this guy was like, yeah, erps you
fill up because he always says he's gonna overwatch, but he wasn't even that good.
And forever, YouTuber The Elephant Graveyard's critique of Rogan's special looms over his
career like a dark cloud, leading to the awakening of some of Joe's biggest fans and friends.
You won't find any of his comedy buddies talking about how funny Joe's special was, but after
this special released, the 2024 presidential election was about to change Rogan's identity
forever.
The centrist and open-minded guy who built his brand on curiosity and authenticity was
starting to look less like a neutral truth seeker and more like someone trapped in his
own ideological bubble, leading to his fourth key mistake of letting the Joe Rogan experience
get way too politically focused.
Rogan has long identified himself as a left-leaning centrist.
Yeah, I think socially I lean more left like socially in terms of like welfare and things on those lines and you know
obviously this
protected status is driving me crazy this this thing that Trump's doing with
Children that were born in this country or born in other countries
And then brought over here as children and then they're talking about deporting them
The hard right version of that is despicable again, even if it okay if if your century actual true
Centrist not not me. I mean, I'm clear. I'm clearly left, right? I go to the centers because these days that they need all kind of moves around
Right, but you'll be all say centrist. He's he says that of course, I say right wing or whatever fuck because
If the overall profile like you cannot just say it a take that he has and say oh yeah
Please right wingers look was it a dude? That's not how that works. Yeah, because there's so many topics that are right or left or whatever
Like you cannot plan to retakes or fought for it.
Yo, clue this guy's right wing.
I mean, you can't do that because you might be super left or full of about 12 other ones
or 20 of the ones that would still make you very much left or left hanging.
I mean, it's what I love to say.
There's people that I see online.
Why didn't they apply for citizenship?
Oh, who knows?
Maybe because they're 13.
Yeah.
And I like, would you out there apply for citizenship if you were 13?
Even once said he would never have a politician on his show because he understood they'd
Never be as authentic.
It's just a fucking, it's just a picture and like you're the exact trap I told you people,
people do.
You're doing it right now.
I mean, you just sound stupid.
Because his buddies.
I'd have a request from all of them.
Really?
Oh yeah, Biden, Warren.
How do you resist that?
Because I have my friends.
I've never talked to my friends.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know and his political identity made sense considering. He would talk about
Who knows maybe because they're 13
Yeah, you know like why didn't they apply for citizenship version of that is despicable. This is the nearest
Children that were born in this country or born in other countries and then brought over here as children
And then they're talking about deporting them the hard right version of that is despicable
This is these people that I see online. Why didn't they apply for citizenship? Oh, who knows maybe because they're 13
Yeah, you know like would you out there applying for citizenship if you were 13?
Even I mean in that particular case they would go with their family back. No, I mean
like
What's the alternative then you only deport the parents and you and you leave the children there?
I mean, is that is that is that really the alternative you leave the children by themselves, but nobody in
America you find them some form of whatever and then you deport the fucking the parents
I mean, what's up with the other one?
I'll say, he would never have a politician on his show
because he understood they'd never
be as authentic as his buddies.
I've had a request from all of them.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Biden, Warren.
How do you talk?
They are born citizens, exactly.
But that doesn't make their parents born citizens.
Like, what?
He resented.
Doesn't laugh at my friends.
I'd rather talk to my friends.
Yeah, I know.
And his political identity made sense,
considering he would talk about the medicinal
value of psychedelics, question government conspiracies, support gay marriage, and be
prideful of the Second Amendment all with it.
No, no, you're wrong. In that case, you would deport the parents and the child's parents,
they have to go with their legal guardian. Like, I think it's that simple. I think you're
making something that it's not, yes, it can be very harsh, and I agree it's fucking harsh,
And some of that shit is fucking awful.
And I disagree with it fundamentally.
But I think that the way you're saying is that,
let's say there's a guy who comes in illegally, right?
And he gets a child and that one is now is a US born citizen.
I don't think he gives de facto the parents citizenship.
So the citizen is deported and they would go
with their legal guardian.
They're just following the parents.
They're just following the parents
because the parents deported them.
What is the alternative to this, like what you do then?
You deport one and say, oh, by the way, child,
you have a choice.
No, you don't have a choice.
They thought it was a little bit of a shipper.
How's it as an exploit?
Well, I'm not gonna be saying,
who doesn't say that if you're born here,
then you are allowed to live here.
Yeah, but you're a child.
You have no rights.
Like when you're a child, you have no rights.
I mean, no, your parents is like those.
Like, you know, what I'm saying is that
if the parents is we're going there, you're going there.
You don't go, oh, the Bill Wright says,
the freedom to move wherever I want.
Well, if you're fucking nine years old,
your dad says, yo, we're going home.
You don't go, they totally say, my dad says to move
and I don't agree with me moved by now.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah, you don't have those.
You don't have so many Hassan viewers in your chat.
Um, what the fuck?
Then one episode, he genuinely felt reasonable and relatable to millions of people.
But after it, when you're a child and you want to be, you want to go out at 10
PM and give a curfew, you don't have that right.
If the parents say, yo, you're not going outside, you don't have as an adult,
if you want to go outside and so he says, you can't, right?
Then then, then they're committing false imprisonment.
They're committing a crime by not leaving you leave.
Yeah, that's a crime.
When you're a child, you can't get out of the house,
because parents say, no, we don't.
Yeah, no, you don't have the rights to go out.
Yeah, they are the legal guardian.
They tell you what to fuck to do.
Like, how is this all to understand it?
You're re-signing with Spotify.
This time for $250 million, he started to look and sound
more like a wealthy elite trying to cosplay as the common man.
That illusion became more obvious after he sat face to face
with Donald Trump for a multi-hour-long conversation
during the presidential campaign trail of 2024.
Joe wasn't really challenging Trump on his policies,
but rather giving him an open platform
to pitch himself to Joe's millions of listeners.
Then again, Joe said that he wanted to have Kamala Harris
on as well and give her the same exact platform
he gave Trump, but he claims they wanted to compromise
the integrity of his show.
Brother, I'm telling you, one true, two, brother,
Brother, buddy, buddy, we had sent multiple requests,
full team, and not just me saying,
yo, we could do a podcast.
We had sent multiple things.
Bro, they don't give a shit.
They don't want to do it.
Like, the only interview that they,
and it never bothers me,
how many Kamala appearances have there been?
Total on any kind of creator.
Not just me, you're saying,
oh, but you're nobody.
You're nobody.
You're so small.
Okay, fair enough.
Then I won't give a fuck.
Then you know what?
Put me out of the equation.
The only one she's given on it is the fucking,
The guy with the glasses, the Shaq Shaq, whatever the fuck it's called.
Um, what do you call it, the, the, um, the bullshit, the call me daddy, like Shannon
Sharpie, Shannon, Shannon Sharpie Shaq, that's the only opinion she did on a content creator
or creator media, like it's the only opinion she did it in, that's not something that Trump
Trump is doing it, or interviewers are doing it, that's something that they are not doing
it.
That's something that Kamala isn't doing it.
It's something that, like, that's on their fault.
Like don't put this on them for having them on.
Put them on Kamala for not going on these shows.
Like I needed to come here when she was in Texas and I literally gave them an open invitation.
I said anytime.
I said if she's done it at 10 o'clock, I'll come back here at 10 o'clock.
But it was-
Oh, my political opponent is going on these bigger phones.
He goes on these free channels with big megaphones to the youth and they're popularizing it.
They're getting viewers and they're marketing themselves and they're getting free voters
by just going on the podcast.
I will not do that.
And I'm going to say, he's going on the podcast, they're going on the podcast.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Like fucking old chumps, are they so stupid?
very difficult to tie it down and a lot of they wanted to travel and see that the
thing is like you can't if I go somewhere then there's gonna be other
people in the room and they want to control a lot of things I'm sure my
whole goal with her and with him was just talk just have a conversation like
a human being with the world feeling more because the problem is is that with
Trump and genuinely I mean let's just if he said I need to just talk with him
Right. She really gains. He gains voters. Right. It's what he does is whatever like you can argue or whatever like the value is it
When he's when you send him this analogous, he will just generally just gain voters, right?
If the left is scared of losing voters by talking it then don't blame it on him for going on the shows
It's it makes you look fucking brain dead
You look so short-sighted and unintelligent when you blame him for doing it because you won't do it
Your risk isn't his risks. No, don't have some weird recourse or some weird narrative
Oh, they're doing this and this is a big big organized sphere dude fuck off
We're divided the matter and Rogan seen record high viewership due to having Trump and Elon Musk on the show
He believed it was time to step out of his centrist identity and use his influence to take a firm stance
Trump doesn't win. This is the last election.
I think you're right. And a lot of people are waking up and realize that that have been lifelong Democrats.
Guys like Bill Ackman, guys like Chimah, Tulsi Gabbard switched over to the Republicans.
Like there's a lot of people who their whole life they've been left waiting to realize like, I can't do this anymore.
You and I used to be Democrats.
Yeah.
Just a few hours before the election day.
Yeah, that's right. Chat, chat. I don't like the language. What is that?
It's gonna be the last election. What do you mean by that?
Roll roll. It's better if you're unhappy or happy with it. The the actions are gonna happen it like fuck you talking about
Hey, Rogan tweeted his endorsement for Trump citing that he was a major influence behind this decision
Joe quickly became the outspoken comic for political justice using his Instagram partly as a news platform to celebrate
achievements of the sitting president and with a growing network of wealthy and powerful people wanting to jump on his platform his
His podcast started to resemble the end of a sitcom, where they ran out of ideas and
packed it with celebrity cameos and interviews that didn't fit the older, classic JRE everyone
liked.
He started hosting people like Mark Zuckerberg, venture capitalist Mark Andreessen, and Palantir
co-founder Peter Thiel.
And while everyone understands that JRE has always hosted people of all backgrounds to
come on and talk about anything, it was the way Joe conducted these interviews that left
fans disappointed.
into his fifth key decision of cozying up with billionaires while the nobody was mad at the fucking
Mark Zuck interview what the fuck are we talking about the people love that interview and yet people were like
Oh, yeah
I feel like he's lying about because the future is looking like the thing to be steady Trump is gonna win blah blah right and
He's angling himself and Metta to be guys were anti whatever Joe Biden was because I get it
He was he was what we call posturing and I agree. I agree. Did that make the episode bad? No, I
Disagree with Zuck doing that. I just agree with Zuck on it on his ideas and his posturing. I think it's performative
I just mean with that 100% is the was the episode good. Yes
so so so
Bad good and I enjoyed it. It's over on us
The old Joe Rogan built his brand on questioning authority and challenging powerful people.
The new version often seemed far more interested in protecting them because he thinks his billionaire
friends are the good ones.
I'm friends now. This is a bizarre thing to say with multiple billionaires. Yeah, I know multiple guys that are billionaires
And they're very nice people, but you're all the friends with the cool billionaires. Yeah, you know
Yeah, what are you talking about?
The little taste of devil give another have a chance to go on podcast and she dodged you believe it
Yeah, so that's their problem. I don't okay. Yeah, I mean
So that's their problem
If you don't go on podcast and you don't get the podcast what they probably would give you if they're gonna say that this is free
Voters then why don't they use that then I mean?
What if they themselves say that go on the podcast is free voters and why don't they do it?
You should be mad if you're a left voter should be mad at your side
I have no side. I'm a nobody. I'm not even American it but
If you're the guy that's on the left you should be mad
You should you should also be mad that they're not exploring all the options to gain the voters like this is like some easy shit
Oh, yeah
Hundreds of thousands of free voters might go on the show then you should be mad at your leader for not going on the show
So yo go on the show you fuck what manage to find the cool ones
Well Elon's the coolest one of the most devastating episodes to his reputation was when he sat down with Peter teal
Peter is a Silicon Valley billionaire who co-founded PayPal and Palantir technologies
Palantir is a software company that was funded by the CIA's venture capital firm in Tutel.
Their software can sift through.
He sat down.
Well Elon's the coolest.
One of the most multiple guys there are billionaires and they're very nice people.
But you're also friends with the cool billionaires.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Like you managed to find the cool ones.
Well Elon's the coolest.
One of the most devastating episodes to his reputation was when he sat down with Peter
Teal.
Palantir is a Silicon Valley billionaire who co-founded PayPal and Palantir Technologies.
Palantir is a software company that was funded by the CIA's venture capital firm, Incutel.
Their software can sift through billions of emails.
Wait, they have that?
Oh, get it.
Wait.
Oh, I get it.
It's like a fund to explore and fund people that do technologies that they'll later on
use.
No?
like a weird graph. I mean, so they have a fund that the CIA has. And then they this
is like a completely ventures to some shit. This seems weird. No, am I done? I don't get it.
Their capital firm in Coutel, their software can sift through billions of emails, passport records,
surveillance footage, satellite images, cell phone logs, bank transfers around the world
with the intent to help the US government prevent future terrorist attacks or soldiers
from getting obliterated by IEDs on the battlefield.
After they proved how effective their technology was in war zones, they started receiving billions
of dollars in defense contracts working with immigration and customs enforcement, the U.S.
Department of Homeland Security, and the Israeli military.
Palantir is here to-
Okay, okay, what the fuck is on his head?
Yo, okay, okay, now I know we're not the NASA.
What the fuck is on the top of his cocoa?
You disrupt and make our institutions,
we partner with the very best in the world
and when it's necessary to scare enemies
and on occasion kill them.
From there, Palantir created a new product
to service corporate America.
The same surveillance logic used for war
and counterintelligence was repackaged
for hospitals, banks, airl
help in companies, track
shortages, monitor employ
and make decisions using
real time data. During th
software was used by gov
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weird tangents, weird tangents. I don't think that was a
Incredibly disinterested way to portray that. Well, I'm confused. They I can agree that the palatial shit. Yeah, the bombs
but
using real-time data to have a better a service and in
Assess situations with more accuracy than just the vibes and you want to go back to vibes
Dude, come on, bro. I'm gonna go back some did like well
You wanna go back to Vibes for the...
Founder Peter Thiel has been very outspoken about this theory that the Antichrist is going to create a new world order, take over the earth, and enslave all humans.
Yeah, that's my speculative thesis is that if the Antichrist were to come to power, it would be by talking about Armageddon all the time.
And Peter Thiel, the Antichrist would talk about Armageddon all the time, he'd scare people, and then offer to save them.
Yes, it's the first Thessalonians 5.3, the slogan of the Antichrist is peace and safety.
What's interesting is that Peter Teal's fear of the Antichrist sounds more like a projection
of what he's doing.
What is it again?
It was on podcast.
My brain turns upside down, generally.
Like buddy, buddy, run the fucking thing that does the fucking whatever tracking and bomb
thing.
Bro, we're not listening to this.
Because his company sells global surveillance technology to governments that want to monitor
it's people for the sake of peace and safety. He also had a strange non-answer when asked
if he would prefer that the human race survive. You would prefer the human race to endure,
right? You're hesitating. Yes? I don't know. I would... I would...
That's because this guy probably reads a bunch of books and shit and probably has a bunch
of knowledge and so he's not some sort of philosophy and because of what he knows and
what do you think about philosophy? It makes sense. It makes sense. Is that you're being
asked a question at a certain level of thoughts, right? And as guys do the thing where he's
overthinking and he's giving an answer at a different level of thought, it's why it's
that has this voltage disconnected. Is that another hard to understand?
This is a long hesitation. This is a long hesitation.
This was Rogan's reaction to that response, by the way.
I can't see that interview where Peter Thiel, they ask him, should the human race survive?
And he has like this long pause, it's like it's a really funny pause, because if you
know Peter, he's a brilliant man and Peter carefully considers everything before he answers
it.
And just to add a cherry on top, Thiel was referred to by Jeffrey Epstein in the files
as a great friend, and Epstein personally invested in one of his businesses.
Joe Rogan had a wide open opportunity to ask important questions about Palantir's
Technology global surveillance military contracts. Yes, you believe that I believe in rather than I mean
It's something for some involvement unless he thinks that like we're gonna be we're gonna max out the technology
So fucking insane that we're gonna quit a simulation and fucking inject all of humanity into us into a fucking box
running on solar and fucking everybody's dead and now we're all the forever like
That that ethics of building software governments target control and kill people
But no, Joe Rogan did not ask a single question about Palantir or the Antichrist.
Instead, Peter controlled the entire conversation and acted like he wasn't a player in the corrupt
world run by Big Tech.
I don't know. You know, they're all the Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories,
which I'm probably too fascinated by because there was some crazy stuff going on that they
were able to cover up.
And still are.
Doesn't the fact that we're still talking about Jeffrey Epstein tell us how hard it is to come
with anything else. Do you have a theory on what was Bill Gates's complicity with Epstein?
I think he likes- I think he's a man. I think he likes power. He likes monopoly. I mean,
he's incredibly effective with Microsoft. What was the point of fingers? Isn't it-
wouldn't it be in a position where he knows a lot more than these guys? Like he's like,
it's like, uh, there's a guy who lives in a house pointing at some guy who delivers the mail, like,
yo, look, this guy, maybe he knows something about this house and you lived in it, like,
bro are you fucking chillin or what do you think that he needed Epstein I think it's very difficult
they're a very famous very high-profile person around I think it's very difficult I find it funny
that Joe is talking about this billionaire elite Epstein and the CIA without ever mentioning that
teal himself is involved in all of those areas and does not actually ask any direct question about
his personal involvement and experience in those circles and conspiracies asking peter teal about
conspiracies.
Yeah, you could have really just humanized it, like, oh yeah, like, like, walk us through
like, like what it, what it was like and it just, let's say that it was only, oh yeah,
we only, we went to the fucking, I don't fucking know, went to the fucking, to fucking Shake
Shack, got some fucking burgers or whatever.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I, even though I don't believe it, I kind of get it or whatever.
But when you act like this, I mean, I mean, what does it, what does it, what does people
have to go on?
I mean, you just, you're like, all of them.
It's like asking the Illuminati if they're real.
Joe had on Kurt Metzger shortly after, who tried to convince Joe that Peter Thiel was
lying to his face, and Joe immediately rushed to defend his billionaire buddy.
Peter Thiel, I've never seen someone lie so artlessly and artistically in my life.
What'd he lie about?
Oh dude, I'm gonna put this out of Bedevs in Ireland, maybe just some guys were shooting
on their wives.
Yeah, maybe that's all it was, Peter.
See the thing is, he's a gay guy, and he's not interested in going to that island, so
is probably on the outs and allegedly I mean I don't know I don't know if he's
supposedly that's not the only game in town I'm sure there's a lot of you can't
gay when a guy's single and gay like what are you gonna get on him it was only
months later what the fuck is bro saying I mean yeah okay clearly Joe Rogan
like his brain turns off when he's going when it's about like one of his
binaries and boys whatever I mean his brain turns off clearly because I mean
They say that he's lagging.
On an episode with Tim Dillon,
that Rogan finally came up with some interesting thoughts
about Peter Thiel that he should have shared
when he was sitting in front of him for three hours.
It's what bothers people about this Palantir thing.
The Palantir thing is very odd.
A lot of people feel that this is the precursor
to a social credit score, a digital kind of police state,
and that it's being done under the guise of security,
that you will be safer.
Peter Till's giving a four-part lecture on the Antichrist.
Yeah, that seems odd.
Four-part, well, here's what's really wild to me.
It's not just one.
Chad, what's wrong?
Them developing it or the government buying it?
Like, I think you should always center it
and recurve it to, I mean, the government shouldn't,
no, I don't think it's both, I disagree.
A new technology can be used in so many ways,
like people will invent that.
Like, people will invent that.
They will do that.
people will think about this shit and so does it, like, it falls entirely on the fucking
government to use and buy and get into this shit.
It's absolutely the problem.
100%.
One lecture on the Antichrist would be insane.
This guy's doing a series.
If you told me there was a movie and there's a guy who played the Antichrist, you mean
on that image of him?
Yeah.
Tune in next week for my episode with Peter Teal where we don't mention any of this.
Another obvious example of Joe letting his platform getting taken over by suspicious
powerful people was when he hosted Mike Baker, a supposed XCIA agent who just happened to
to run a company that still closely collaborates with the agency to this day.
Anytime Rogan got close to uncovering anything, Baker would skate around the issue and say
absolutely nothing.
Who do you think was involved in that?
You think it was the Mossad, some Rogan intelligence agency in America?
Was it a coordinated effort?
I know there's a lot to talk about, you know, did he have some sort of intel connection,
right?
Right.
You know, from my perspective, it's complete speculation, but I will say, if you see a guy
like this who's super connected and it's you know all the way back to what 2008
was like this first trial right so he's had a long history of this these
problems if I'm Chinese Intel if I can get somebody right inside that
operation whether it's glane Maxwell whether it's Epstein himself whether
somebody who's just on the outskirts of it maybe I'll start picking up some
pretty interesting leverageable information imagine taking this is an
underground show that tells you about conspiracies and half of the guests are
just federal agents. Joe Rogan used to be the bro who would question aliens, the moon landing,
flat earthers, Bigfoot, JFK assassination, the pharmaceutical industry.
All that's fine. I mean he has like a fucking bizarre episode, right? To devalidate something
is to explore something fully, okay, and then say, yeah, this is wrong. Just say, if I don't know,
but if I invite the best Bigfooter out there on the show, and I ask a million questions about
Bigfoot at the end at the end I can still say yeah, I don't believe in Bigfoot based on what was said and when the way I analyze this data
And I don't believe in it, but is the act that exploring Bigfoot a mistake or problem? No, it's not no
It's not it's always been his thing. He does this shit. I don't care who care. I don't care
Okay, he's big tech and even the Epstein files connected to powerful elites
But now he is either so out of touch or entirely compromised that he'll spend hours chit chatting with the enemy without asking any
important or relevant questions, or shutting down anyone going against the official narrative.
I mean, just look at how angry he gets at Michael Schellenberger for being skeptical
about how Jeffrey Epstein attacked.
That's literally what I've been saying.
Michael and someone at Joe Rowan is this, is that he doesn't get any, anybody to push
back and he doesn't get, the problem also is that he doesn't even give himself push
back.
Is that his echo chamber is now gonna, even more, like even more echo chambering.
That's a problem.
cellmate is a contract killer. Why would he be in a cell with a cop who's a
contract killer? I mean aren't there a lot of the night Jeffrey Epstein claimed
his cellmate tried to kill him. New documents reveal Jeffrey Epstein claimed
his cellmate tried to kill him in an incident before his death. Yeah, but we
don't. Okay, but we don't know that's true. Okay. Yeah. Why are you dismissing it? I'm not dismissing it Joe.
I'm just saying like, if you look at the evidence we have.
But you're looking to dismiss it.
No, I'm saying I was confident it was a homicide and now I'm not.
We were aware of this?
Yeah, of course, all that stuff.
You were aware that he tried to kill us?
Yeah, of course, of course.
You were aware that he said this?
Yeah, I'm aware that he said that.
Well, how come you never brought it up before?
You seem shocked when I brought it up.
Well, because my understanding is there was an attempt, 18 days before.
Okay, but if he said this guy tried to kill him, why didn't you take that into consideration?
Joe seems pretty...
What? Well, that's reasonable. What? I'm confused. No, but that makes sense, though. What?
Guys, he's asking to debunk it. Like, he's like, if it's that simple, he could debunk it. One
sentence is debunk it. Like, it's not that hard. What? Tell Ben on convincing his audience that
questioning the official narrative around Jeffrey Epstein is loony conspiracy behavior.
But in the public eye, the narrative is underage girls. And this is the thing that makes it so
disgusting when people talk about it. Everyone says it's on the island. This is
the big conspiracy about it. And this is the reason why people are so outraged
about it. Joe Rogan has literally become the mainstream media. He swore he hated
so much his inability to push back makes him look like a gullible puppet. Then
again, his obsession. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Also, this is also a it's unfortunate
this system has been gamified.
The game is, hold on, this is the game.
The guest comes on, clearly has some form of statue
on the internet or in the world,
wants to somehow convince or sell or whatever
to get somewhere or whatever, right?
And then the podcast also has this game
where they wanna give pushback,
but not too much, because it's gonna give too much pushback,
then people are gonna know that this is a show you go on
to get debunked live and fucked on, right?
And the guest is gonna shut down and leave
and then it's gonna be the end of all of it.
And then they have to slowly do a ratio of pushback,
like fucking five, 10% or whatever.
And sometimes you literally just can't do it.
And it might be the end, if you can't do it,
you shouldn't have the show.
I've always said this.
If you, it's just a grand scheme or whatever, right?
Another thing you shouldn't have it
is that you should be careful on what to do
if you can't do it, if you have no ability.
Yeah, the Aiden with Trump thing,
I agree with that off the brick,
It was a Glace Fest, I said it, it was an application, and there was no discussion where
there would be any pushback, even one, that's inherently a problem, it's a problem.
I will always agree with this, so that's why this game of like, oh no pushback, well can't
give them much pushback, but true, he's not giving me any pushback.
It's on AI was only making that perception worse, which is the final nail in the coffin
that could kill the Joe Rogan experience for good.
It's one thing to use AI as an additional tool, but Joe Rogan's lack of skepticism towards
AI is truly scary.
The first warning sign was when Joe referenced an obviously fake AI video of Tim Walz dancing
and wearing an F Trump shirt.
But he refuses to fully accept that he was tricked by AI because it seems like something
Tim Walz would do.
And then that person goes wacky like Tim Walz.
That's right.
Do you see where he had a Trump shirt on?
Yeah.
It's like when your grandma watches a fucking GTA clip, whatever, and thinks that it's real life, and you're like, no, no, no, no, the guy got run over by a car full speed, yo, yo, it's a GTA clip, it's a GTA clip, just fucking stop, like.
It's dancing and going down an elevator, have you seen this video?
I haven't, please play it.
Go full screen.
Is that really him?
Yes.
It's real.
Yes, it is.
No, no, no, it's real.
I'd love it.
It's real.
Come on, man.
It's compromise.
Look at him dancing.
That is so real, James.
This was really he might have won. It's probably a real person. It might not be Tim Waltz. The Trump is AI generated
No, he slaps his ass. That is hilarious. Definitely him. This is all 100% real Jamie. You're you're a plant
Does it say that it's AI? Everybody says it. I played on top says it's AI generated. I fell for it too
No saying no Jamie one time. Okay, funny
But what if Jamie's the info guy background deliver and he's getting like five times like bro lock in man like bro
And you know why I fell for it? Yeah, because I believe that he's capable of doing something
But that's his essence. He's so weird Joe's ego along with his allegiance to big tech has completely convinced him that AI could never
I get it doing this skit in it now now because we're not we don't we're not watching the party
We can't see it
But it was a whole skip for that did him to get out of this position where he was wrong about it
And it didn't sell it that oh, it's actually AI by the way guys and I think you did better job at that
Be wrong. Did you see what they just did to the guys that won the Super Bowl? You see the jock tax? Yeah, Jamie
You see the jock tax
No, I understand it's specific to California. Yeah, and this jock tax in California
They were some of the players
May lost money playing in the Super Bowl
Oh, no, no
No, no, no, no.
I played through AI last night.
No, they pulled it up on Grock and people analyzed it.
And it's base, no, no, Jamie.
It's big.
Jamie.
Joe's show producer, Jamie, has been a part of JRE
for nearly 15 years.
That entire time, he was the guy behind the computer
pulling up articles, old interviews, scientific studies,
and source material whenever Joe needed a fact check.
When conversations went off the rails into wild theories,
Jamie would root the conversation in reality, but Jamie's research has now been replaced
with the blind reliance on the sponsor of the show, Perplexity AI.
Jamie, pull up, pull up, pull up, um, pull up that picture, like see if you could pull
up one and see how many, did you put that in?
Yeah, why don't, why didn't they, then they have Jamie be the DJ of Perplexity, where
he DJs it, where he, he uses Perplexity live and it gives them the result, but it's still
Jamie pulling it up and he's like, oh, uh, oh yeah, okay.
our lovely sponsor, Prophecydy.
But it doesn't stop at just sourcing information.
Rogan is infatuated with an AI cover of Many Men by 50 Cent.
You haven't heard the Many Men version, the AI version of Many Men?
No.
Okay.
Have you heard what they're doing with AI music speaking in jazz?
Yes.
Have you ever heard any of the AI covers of 50 Cent songs in soul?
No.
I'm gonna blow your mind.
Okay.
This is my favorite thing to do to people.
Okay.
He's literally getting it, maybe a little bit older, but he's genuinely like the grand
Grandpa, have you seen that cat video on the tube, on the YouTube, the cat with the ears?
The cat with the ears, that's a great video.
You have to watch it.
He's like, dude, shut up.
I've seen it.
Come on, bro.
Okay.
He's just turning Grandpa into what it is.
There have been multiple episodes where Rogan holds his guest hostage and makes them listen
to an entire AI song.
Been getting into AI music at all?
A little.
Have you heard of what I'm gangster?
No.
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna hear this.
This is fantastic.
to see Joe's reaction when people start becoming fond of AI comedians.
Then all of a sudden he's going to go on tangents about how AI could never replace the extremely
small elite 250 comedians who truly understand the art and the craft.
And even if you think it couldn't get worse, Joe's new favorite thing to do is compare
AI to being the second coming of Jesus Christ.
real question is who's Jesus? That's the real one. And one of the
weirder ones. What is this? I don't care. Jesus was born out of
a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? Hmm. So
if you're going to get the most brilliant, loving, powerful
person that gives us advice and can show us how how to live to
be in in sync with God. Who better than artificial intelligence to do that? Wow. If Jesus does
return, even if Jesus was a physical person in the past, you don't think that he could
return as artificial intelligence. Oh my God. Artificial intelligence could absolutely return.
I was like talking to some guy who was like a fucking triple PhD in philosophy and he tells
you something across whatever and you have no deal with the fuck he's saying
and you regurgitate it and you're all the words and you have no deal with the
fuck you're saying it like genuinely at roll what the fuck is he saying Jesus not
just return as Jesus but return as Jesus with all the powers of Jesus mmm like
all the magic tricks all the ability to bring people back from the dead walk on
water levitation but by far the true measure of showing just how far from
grace Rogan has fallen is whenever he has conversations with Theo Vaughn. Theo will
throw out these little jabs or hints at Rogan seeing if he's still down to
engage in a conspiracy theory or at least question the official narrative but
more often than not Joe shuts it down like the exact kind of person he used
to criticize.
How much longer does Israel let us stay alive do you think? That's a big question.
Why would he? What did you say? Is that AI?
What are you saying? I didn't say anything.
What are you saying?
And although Theo has done his fair share of platforming elites without giving the proper
pushback, Theo often sounds like a guy trying to understand powerful people and question
their true intentions, while Rogan sounds like someone trying to defend them.
It's all just a cat and mouse game.
People are like, we'll look at the Democrats next time.
It's like, it's all the same has been happening forever.
They haven't been helping anybody forever.
They're letting politicians slurp on kids.
All of our money goes to Israel,
and they're using it to genocide people.
It's like, everybody is scared out of their wits right now.
It's like, I don't know, man.
You gotta get you up and let the president son.
You're losing your marbles.
You think I am?
Come hang out with us.
Just chill out.
I'm here.
Just chill out at the mothership tonight.
Dismissing Theo Vaughn for being upset
with the current state of the world is incredibly ironic, considering Joe, just a few weeks
ago, also said how the news is too overwhelming for him now.
I'm scared of everything.
I have to stay offline.
I'm reading too much of the news and it's overwhelming me.
Like sometimes at night time, like I can't wind down.
Yeah.
This is like, there's too much news.
We're about to go to war with Iran.
Everyone's eating beef jerky and pizza.
Like what are these?
What the?
Pizza.
You know?
How far does this go?
If the news reaches me, it's news.
If it doesn't, it's just not news.
So if you look at the news and you look at all these things
and you think it's a lot of news, that's on you.
It's not on the world, that's on you
because you're just too tapped in onto all the things.
How many actual news hits you on a weekly basis?
It's either one thing or two or zero.
Like it's usually within that range.
It's a big news week if there's like four things,
like some crazy.
Otherwise, it doesn't get to my front page, it doesn't get there, because all the whatever
medium burgers, they don't exist.
How come this never got released before?
What is happening?
Many believe this is overwhelming to Joe because he knows deep down he helped endorse the guy
who ran on No New Wars, only for that to be a complete lie.
Also he's campaigning on stopping all the wars.
Yes.
It's like his primary concern.
Exactly.
The war mongers like Les Cheney hate him.
Yeah.
Because they love war.
They're profitable for yeah jet. The reality is is that the news they're like any other business, unfortunately
They what they need money any money if some story is not gonna give them a readers and fucking listeners or or or
But they don't give a shit. They don't and I think inherently. Yeah, I get it
I'm just I'm prison the choir. I get it because it's like some obvious thing
But I thought sometimes there's a lot of topic. I'm like, you know, dude
I should have seen this on my front page and it's like has like fucking one gave you on
60 minutes or even some whatever is I do like I would have wanted to know this but oh yeah
It's not some guy with trouble with the building and fucking died. So then I got put on main TV. Oh, come on, bro
Yeah, and I know and now Joe is in total damage control. He's trying to go back to being
Who ran on no new wars only for that to be a complete lie also?
He's campaigning on stopping all the wars. Yes, it's like his primary concern exactly the war mongers like Liz Shaney
hate him. Yeah, because they love war. Well, they profit off of war. Yeah. Yes. Which is insane.
And now Joe is in total damage control. He's trying to go back to being seen as the centrist
and not the guy who endorsed Trump and echoed right-wing talking points for the past two years.
I don't want you just being manipulated. As a civilian, I'm not really interested into war and
shit. I don't really understand that. Like, it's getting more complicated than I know. And I'm not
I'm not going to simplify it, it's like...
And you've been manipulated by these two teams.
Saying no wars is brain-dead.
You can never say that.
As a big country like the U.S., you can never promise no wars.
Because you are now dependent on everybody else doing the right things and everything.
For you not to...
Because there are some moments that they just have to.
Like, so how could you promise no wars?
What happens if fucking Canada starts to fuck around and do a bunch of weird shit at the border?
Then you go, oh, I said no war, so I'm gonna let him fuck me in the ass.
No, you don't do that. I mean, so you can't promise no war.
I think it's just a bad narrative. It's a bad promise, and I think it's just bad that you didn't have it.
And you have to pick a team. You have to decide which team you want.
I hate that.
It's so stupid. I'm politically homeless.
I've always been politically homeless for a long time.
Yeah, it's true.
Neither one of them has ever said any sense to them.
And of course, while talking with Theo, he most certainly doubled down on his defense of Peter Thiel.
The humans are on the way out.
I know a lot of people hate it when Peter Thiel says it.
Like, Peter Thiel is a terrible person, he's evil.
He is? No. I think he's just telling you the truth.
I think he's...
Okay. Let's say it's Obama, or whatever good president you think it is currently in power, right?
And China decides tomorrow to invade Taiwan, okay?
And it starts fucking taking over
the microchip fucking factories tomorrow.
If whoever president said no war is coming in,
coming into the president,
well, I think it's a good argument.
I think sometimes there are things
that it's gonna have war.
Like, it's a bad promise to say no war.
You can't promise that.
because there's allies, there's little guys to predict,
there's like, it's like the US is ingrained
in the entire world, there's super,
like what are we gonna fail to acknowledge
the world's super power?
Like there's super power for a reason.
And at that point, they become some form of force
against so people doing things, that's just what it is.
And if somebody does something, they will act,
like what the fuck?
When they said do you think human beings should survive and he had like this long pause? Oh, yeah, remember and then
Was like the answer is yes. Yes, which is not how you're supposed to do an interview
I would let him talk as long as he wants if you watch my podcast. I did with him
Everything he does he wants to be very careful before he answers if you ask me the same question
Is it important that humans survive? Is it important that Australia Pythagoras survived? It's not
Is it important that Neanderthal survived?
It's not currently.
Currently not important.
Is it important that humans stay in this form?
It's not gonna be.
Joe Rogan is 100% no longer someone
questioning the powerful people.
He treats their predictions about AI,
surveillance, and the end of humanity.
Let me guess, Peter Thiel told them
that we're gonna push humanity in a fucking tin can
into space and to fucking,
and whatever he's recursing in the same talking points.
Be like uncomfortable truths,
the public just isn't ready to accept.
This is a major reason why his podcast dropped
from number one in the world to number five.
Rogan built his entire reputation
on distrusting institutions,
warning people about elites,
and encouraging individuality.
Yet here he is wholeheartedly accepting the idea
that human beings are basically obsolete,
that AI replacing us is inevitable,
and that resistance is pointless
because progress has already been determined
by the people building it.
He is fully convinced that whatever we morph into from here
is objectively better.
His total disregard for the entirety of human history
is alarming, even though that is how
we got to where we are today.
And the strangest part is how passive it feels.
You can resume this video by saying,
he doesn't give people pushback, and unfortunately,
not giving them pushback, he actually got convinced
of these things, and he's pretty solidified in those things.
And it's a problem.
It's a problem.
And if it's too much of a problem,
you don't want to watch a show.
They don't watch a show.
I don't think it's inherently what probably has been failing.
I think they're running out of guests.
They're running out of topics.
I need to runnin' in circles and think he's getting old. It's not a big deal.
There is no fight in him. No concern for the loss of purpose, love, meaning, soul.
Just this detached acceptance that if billionaires say the digital god is coming,
that we should all just bow down and obey.
For the MMA fighter who used to question everything,
Rogan today is way too comfortable submitting to the future that shady-
So he praises him for doubting everything,
but then he gets mad at him for covering Bigfoot and shit like that
and fucking conspiracy theories. Dude, that's what that means, though. That's the extension
of being curious, of debunking. Like, you have to tackle things that you don't agree with,
that you don't think is real. And it's, okay, well, let's explore that. Maybe there's some
and even if at what? Is it was good? So I'm saying, but I said it was bad after billionaires have
created for him. And this is a large impart to his allegiance to Elon Musk, someone that many
felt was the cool and trusted billionaire for a long time.
You can never be cool for a long time on the internet.
No, it never can happen.
Even people that have been on the internet for literally one
year, they have no zero problems.
They'll be big on the internet for like a couple months,
as they will say.
Isn't this the guy that told a lady with her child
to back off at the restaurant 94,000, 30,000 years ago?
Isn't that the guy who?
Cool, right, chat, smile.
It's just what people do.
Okay, you cannot be cool on the internet.
Being cool on the internet,
it might be that if you're cool on the internet,
it's almost a problem.
It's because it means that you've crafted your things
so well that you're a crafter.
All you do is min-max your image.
You're weird.
Like, you cannot be cool.
And if you are, you're not cool.
Thank, said it.
That's why I'm the fucking, I'm the non-coolest,
I'm the absolute, I'm the fucking cool anti-Christ.
boom because you have to be come on bro
well that sounds great but like the other guys this video talk about this
you don't get it okay it's a reference to the video come on bro I'm being on
topic man I'm big I make a joke at the topic and you guys don't get it we just
watch they meant fuck you I can't I'll watch this later
my guys the video was about Peter Thiel and him saying he's the anti-Christ
whatever right and they and they all not that I'm not gonna start a joke man
you know you know next time you get it six seven as I get
Okay, six seven
What else?
Move face, baby
I don't give a...
Yeah, hi, what's the name of that thing I'm in here?
I don't give a...
Move face baby.
The onion rings.
Oh, onion rings.
The onion rings the joke is used to play on the word where the onion the onion the
rings as like a phone rings onion rings like onion rings also as in the thing
you eat the onion rings.
I'm a huge fan, sir.
What's your go-to dish?
What's your go-to meal at Denny's?
Denny's is fucking absolutely disgusting.
It's God awful.
I've never had a go-to dinner at Denny's.
Bro, other than at Denny's,
I genuinely thought I was gonna die.
Yeah, yo, yo, I was hungover.
I go to Denny's.
They gave me these hash browns.
that is layer of oil that crusted on top of the shit,
like burnt in it.
It was so dry, I thought it was gonna die
in that shit.
What was my favorite meal?
Well, chicken fry steak is incredible.
And pigs in a blanket was great.
Wasn't it crazy?
I just work like that's where it all started.
Like, do you ever?
I was a dishwasher when I was 15.
And then shortly after I was a bus boy.
I worked there weekends, whatever I could, summer.
It's amazing.
It's already in the spine.
What was that?
It's a huge fan, sir.
What's your go-to dish?
Very cool.
It's got like a trunnier.
I feel like it.
I feel like it.
Abby's got to make their own chips.
Abby's got to make their own chips.
And the bubble is going to pop it.
Let's be honest.
It's going to fall off straight up.
Everybody's doing that shit now.
Like
Like yeah, there's gonna be a leader, but I think that the the actual bubble of it's like it's bound to burst like a mombra
I don't know it's expensive, but I mean people have been using and a lot of this shit have been using like not not the top they again
think about gaming
When was the last time that you upgraded your GPU? It's been a while
I haven't upgraded my GPU in forever, it's been a lot.
And the gap in between upgrades is getting a lot longer
than it used to be.
And the need for that upgrade is being reduced
with better, better developing, better code,
better advancements in how to use the code, optimization.
And the reality is that whatever,
if your thing is going out is really good,
you won't have to upgrade for a long time.
And if you do have to upgrade it, it has a lot more to do
with the devs being dog shit than the system,
than it requiring a better system.
Like, bro, bro, we are absolutely in the world now.
If a game says you need more than whatever we have now
or close to the max, they can't code for shit.
Their game is unoptimized, it's garbage,
it's some UE5 sloppy DLSS sloppy toppy, right?
And it can suck my balls and I don't want to play it. I'm not playing your fucking game.
Like, it's gonna be running on fucking ghosted fucking AI frames in the future that are sucking me off, okay?
But like, we're generating 15,000 positions that you're gonna have in five seconds.
I don't care. How about you code the game properly?
How about you fucking make the game so I can see what's happening in real time and allow the world out of your stupid shit?
Like, man, I can't.
Anyway, anyway, I'm going to do a lot of ESDF, I'll go.
The bubble has already popped.
People are just coping and gambling pretending it hasn't yet.
We are doomed to fail.
He's right.
The reality is, we should not need all this FXAA, DLSS, Ankylizine, whatever, like when
the game runs nice, right, you don't need all these additives that is, it's all faking,
it's not real.
These things aren't real.
You're not playing the game.
Look at a bunch of shit that's not real.
What you want is stable, good, real frames.
When do I get my my my my fucking attachments, man?
You don't need to deal with this.
It's what I'm saying.
We don't need that.
Now watch this game run like smooth charm.
Okay, is the image from the fucking whatever times like it's from from way back when it
Oh, it's buggy
I can't guess for you it looks good for me it's buggy like you guys can't see what I'm talking about but
Like it's so bright for me it's so bright
I think it's it.
Now look at this game.
Now look at, look at, look at, no.
That's a bug bloody.
Buddy, if this game came out today, it would be visually impressive.
fucking 10 years old bro it's not filling it's a bug it's a bug I put it up
Buddy if this came out today, it'd be better than look at it
Look at the shit look at it
And you're gonna try to convince me ten years later that we need a RTX fuckface
Now we're gonna tell now now we're gonna tell me we need it we need our RTS
DPS dipshit to run this stop stop who are we talking to who we're talking to?
Preach brother talk here shit
I can look at it, look!
Is that real reflections?
We don't want real reflections.
If the system cannot handle real reflections, we don't give us any space, fucking crap, whatever.
You can have nice reflections that are fucking real space
What I know how the places are generated and they can be caught with the computer, but we don't get much
Everyone needs to understand that I will take
The
Yeah, he's mostly shit was bounced
The means always gonna be shit, but
Okay, I have this
Dude, they were stacked up. Fudge. 2.3k, dude, I woulda, you know what, if I had a good
boy I would have had it
oh my god, who's hitting me?
Noooooooooo!
Ch- I- I used to not like the Turn-O, but that is really strong.
Nope.
Now I'm trying to make a movie here, but first we need to get a hero first.
Yeah, I knew it easily, we're supposed to watch the fucking bitch-ass.
Let me play Dark Mole!
Dude, let me play Dark Mole!
It's my turn!
Handling that it's my turn Lily. Let me play it
Oh my god, man
Whatever dude
Dude, it's Lily my turn. I've got so many points to get it. He's hoarding it
Oh my god, I can't. I'm-I'm-I'm telling mom. I don't give a shit.
You're not letting me play Darkmole.
Really?
Oh no.
I want more. Follow me.
Oh, and then we get general pre-bristered.
He fucked me.
Yeah, they're dead watching.
Very well played, well played, fucking moron.
Okay now let's go to more.
Oh my.
Dude!
Okay, then I'm gonna ruin the lobby, I'm gonna make the lobby unplayable for the enemy
I'm playing game 4 sir.
Alright, you forced my hand.
You forced my hand, I didn't want to do it, but hey, here we are.
Now I'm mad at you.
You are just playing positive traits I'm hard at my fault in programming.
No!
Okay, I had to get a 4 refund on that.
Bang!
Yeah!
Look at that!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no.
ready?
no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no
hey there's aura
yeah
not every guys
just kidding, I never play him
ever, like I'm still able to
have no cards, I have nothing
I'm at your home
I said, share a feed moment, that's it.
I'll take the parry, that's fine.
All of that for this, let's just...
I'm lucky.
It's not a play-by-vis. I don't think it's a great...
It's hard to recover when you're committed with that character.
Just smash my thing in there.
Y'all move, then!
or this way I'm looking at it like this.
Yeah, you had that here just, all I see here is me, but.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, but the rocket here, though.
Oh.
Woo!
Okay.
Oh, okay.
There's no rocket there, no?
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get that.
Got more?
I think I have a board chip.
I don't have a timer, do I?
Yeah, but I'm just gonna help them board the board.
I'm going to take a little bit of my board and I'm going to make a name for myself.
Ooh!
This bad at managing time tables.
Yeah.
This is bad, yeah I'm sorry.
Yeah, but you want to hit it, I'm going to hit it.
90s two minutes, and we just got him.
He's walking.
Woohoohoo!
Oh yeah, check it out.
I'm gonna do this one. No way!
What's this part?
I'm gonna be wrong. I have to do something.
I'm gonna do programming class.
Are we on the points? We're on the points?
What?
turn up once
to 4
wait, how do you get a new girl this time?
you only have one
do you have a thing that every four of you
and they actually had to deal with the Quasar
I'm actually going to go to Asset Launcher that's why.
No, no, this is more of a like a reinforcement thing like you want you want to breach through
and then you get squads in and people will tell him that it's gonna work the way that it's gonna help for the show.
I hope he didn't put it here, so I'll give him another one.
We're not gonna break the show, I mean.
So I'm gonna give him a piece of music.
I'm going for a welcome.
I'm a good dirt mole, I swear please.
I think in the movie they made him a little bit corny.
I think because he just looks walkie
No, but I mean just because of costumes and make everything he just doesn't look great
Yeah, he's like a nobody he's just like one of them
Madam guy from that faction like who cares
and you slank in it. Check it in, check it in, go ahead and do it, I, I, I, I, I am gonna be on, I know we're gonna be on the door alone.
See, if I got past there, it's a G. Like, that was really close.
I should have went to the back pillar, would you, would anybody else?
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
He's really good, he's really good.
Where's that, bottom left?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, no, but I believe like them going back to my place, it helps that that's the cover
shit that make him lose that choke though, like them going in a war and doing that helps
options kind of hard to populate it but nobody put that shit.
Shining plays a down theme on this game like 1.3k, 1.2k.
I miss scamba.
In total?
Where do we play this?
I think less.
1.5k.
So like that.
One of 4k daily.
I'm going to level the battle thing, I got a loot box.
Like it's kind of cool because the upgrades you have when you actually work hard, right?
actually work hard right when you are allowed to get I got a scope of you go to
me I need you get it in a crate and my creature knots like oh I'm getting you a
free idea like you run them by them over
there you get I'm gonna get you
that's really cool
that's really cool
you're good smells right
that's a good one
I love that channel, I hope I love you daily
that's really cool
So what is hot?
Is that the salt planet?
I think it's fucking cinema.
I think it's not just fucking cinema.
Oh, it's snow, I guess.
It's still cinema, but it's not as cinema.
Oh, the inside, that's crazy.
Yeah, it might be just a little bit, thank you.
It's very broadly.
It's a pure brawl.
I should think of a scope.
Yeah, I think I have a scope.
And I already have good it looks no chat
good good good good
dude it's fucking easy don't have a bullet
you're low-key I think I just go assault so ugly though that's fucking
Miser mother sucker
Then hero
What
He didn't procs, didn't he mine himself?
Dude that's cat, that's cat, that's cat, that's cat.
Ah yeah, we're in the second spawn, jeep, that is over.
I think this is like a one-stage map, right?
Three-stage.
How many kairos and all players?
I
Who's kicking me man there must be a fucking kicking me
I
This guy is the boss guys are fucking annoying man
So, did he even deploy?
Oh, we're crook, this is over.
I should have brought the other...
She went officer here.
Oh, no, no, no, the guy had the stage problem,
but you really have to respond because
when you stage it, you're fucked.
Defend the pipes.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, that's funny.
You like this gun?
Yeah.
Ooh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I was sorry.
Yeah, I got them.
Let's lift this up this way.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Yeah, boss is still there.
Yeah, this guy's in the chest.
Who's the boss there?
You're a loser.
I'm gonna get a shot, you're a loser.
See, I'm no spot in those spots.
Watch out for the other one, I'm gonna play properly in this game.
I'm gonna walk back to the genie one and then spawn in.
I mean like one, one, I mean you did that to me and I'm not gonna let you know if I have a good response.
That was the end of the game.
That was the end of the game.
Yeah, just try and see it. Like, you want to be able to get fun of it.
You're gonna die, piece.
Watch.
You'll be more destroyed. And then just be back.
Okay, it's here to aid us.
The enemy is far from fuel expansion. It's just slang now.
I had my shotgun.
What's your luck at?
I have an appointment here.
I guess I suck at it.
I suck at it. I don't know how to deal with it.
I'm generally bad at it.
I'm generally bad at it.
now we can go back and shoot
now it's like a second time in the game
now we're good to go
there's no idea if he's in the right or the left cap
I think he'll stage 3 right?
I
Can't when I was off three times. It was or we couldn't push the ending point
With the with the big dog I spawn Yoda and I fucking I absolutely
Busted on everybody and then we just easily cap it as soon as I spawned
He busted on everybody
What was that for love me
I think on this game mode, I wasn't playing offense, I think you want to be going assault
for sure.
Chat.
On this planet, Chat, do I start on offense like this, or, or, can he get good here?
With what gun though?
Whoa.
I think normally you want a T-21, but I don't have it.
Welcome.
What is this specialist?
A sniper?
Yeah, that's not maybe him.
What?
Oh no!
I can't bring the way far from the main line, so...
Okay, alright.
Now I'm gonna do what I do best, is just spawning and dialing on one of these, um...
You know, I'm back to normal.
Yeah, I'm not as big of an idiot as fucking Fresh.
Oh, that's a launcher.
Get the fuck down, you trash, won't you?
Wow, I got no slopes.
Dude, I don't know any play.
Let me crash, man.
Bang.
You'll see if this is the battleground.
I think this is like something...
I'm a big love, big love, big love, bro you're a fucking loser, fuck, fuck, I'm not
So I hate him
Oh, man the X-wing is uh, yeah, I mean what can you do just better?
I mean the X-wing is cooked. I mean you cook
Chat these are better than the one from the bad guys is fleet. No, like it's a superior people
Nice nuts!
Get in the hands, you're my bro!
Ripple lock is being home!
Walker, this is damage!
Draw all the enemies pot. Do it!
Got a bomb?
Oh, this is a good run though, that was like a super straight note, I can't just have
I
If you use the force, it's because you're a fucking loser, fuck you.
I
That's a sniper
now either play normal I'm thinking about I could play normal and just say for
I think we can kill them if we kill them
I think we can kill them
Oh my god!
Walker in range of the base, on the first phase of our operation is complete.
We need to establish a beach head.
We'll stage our final attack from there.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
Oh, I just need to get this over with.
Yeah, first one.
When in the game stages,
it's like a stupid ass bug.
It's just getting the bugs into
like 10 years I mean.
It doesn't get up to hit the head.
If they have people, they can just go inside, right?
But when it's stated, they have to respond.
If they go all the way in the back, it's really stressful.
So we're at a big advantage.
Am I securing this or what?
The heavy here is crazy good.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
House cooking don't know you're not boss. We just didn't see
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get him.
I think I got him.
I think he got another 10.
I think he got the 3 now.
No box, no box. Again, give me that little box.
Come on bro.
Are you...
That's why it's tech though, because you need an auto-trip.
Yeah, it's people-sized women's-
yeah, it's- it's- you gotta do it with the dumb, yeah.
I mean it looks like it's an auto-trip.
There, box out of fight!
I've run the reinforcements.
This is- we- we- we trolled all-
Oh, the arch is a shotgun.
Nice.
I still want to put in the button down here, but there's no difference.
Oh
That's a lot so oh, he's very very very gonna
Make this one why you would have to OT all three so much and I like once one gets captured
You need to somebody on the next one out there to re-o-tier and you have to do like, I mean, it's happened before but it's fucking bad.
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, hold on, we're doing it.
I would have to...
...not at least.
you
you
you
you
you
you
in a chair, and he has big, big eyes, and he looks so cute.
What is that called?
It's water.
Well, they'll do it in a second.
That one.
No, people can be?
I like that one a lot.
Can't be.
Very cute.
You have livers and archivators, in case they don't know how to kill you on Game of
True.
At least our waiters and state stayed for a while
I think they had a road map at least but our players had no road map
They were just fucking well
They got the check and they fucking dipped and on top of that
They were trying to keep their player base like live and playing the game that they weren't updating it
Also, I think this is the thing where like if your game is fully released and it's not like some fucking early early access
You can't mass updates, but I don't need to know how that works. Fuck them anyway. Hey, this is one
Don't pull that way, please
You're cute, Henry.
Catch it, bite, bite.
So fat, so soft, so pretty.
Catch it.